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The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1917-10-09
SPECTER OF GREAT LAKES
Many Sailor lmagines He Sees the
eannockburn Which Disappeared
in Mysterious Fashion.

One superstition that is firmly
rooted in the minds Of all Great Lakes
navigators concerns the mysterious
wreck of the Bannockburn.
'She was a big, powerful freighter,
carrying q crew Of % men. She cleared
Duluth on day In the late fall. What
happened to her will never be known.
She went out In the morning, and was
last sighted the next evening. That
was the end. For more than q year
the chill water Of Lake Superior guard
ed we'll their secret. Then one day
en- oar was found floating along the
dr1ftwOod Of the bleak north shore.
A piece Of tarpaulin was wrapped Sc
curely around it, and when this was
removed it was found that the word
Bannockburn was scraped into the
wood. The oar Is all that remains to-
day to tell the story Of the missing
freighter.
According to the queer twist given
the story by the sailors of the inland
seas, the Bannockburn is supposed to
be the Flying Dutchman Of the Great
Lakes. Sometimes at night, when the
chill north wind sweeps across the
swollen bosom of Lake Superior and
the singing ice devils fill the air, the
lookout on some lonely point calls
loudly to his companions and points
to where he imagines the Bannock-
burn, all white with ice and CHASTITY
In the darkness, is slipping through
the black mystery Of the lake."
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1917-10-09
Hard to Endure.

II see where a woman got a divorce
because her husband rouged his
cheeks"
''She was entitled to it,
Maybe so. II must be exasperat-
ing for a woman to have a husband
who is l;,,5le to borrow her ccna,;lox;on
before she has a chance to wear !.
her~a!f''
Evening star., 1917-04-14
WANTED-HELP.

MALE AND FEMALE (COnttnued.1
UNCLE SAM wants men. women. IS or over. a.
ately for list positions now obtainable. franklin
Institute. Dept. Al D. Rochester. N. Y. ap22'
Evening star., 1917-04-14
LOST AND FOUND.

AIGRETTE-White, Louisiana ave. between
9th and 10th SITS. Center market; reward
2.2e Connecticut North 1896.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

NOTICE or rxs znrn or 5
~ o1<101 On Cou1lx. AuaHt04dfS1Ill4sSN
SEATE OF NORThsDAKOTA Y. IS u
81 Countys5tSSENxIhsey 4 In
2 3drss AatGarterspossoR
sa2ften otssthe fo1loHlngs SdeseFl66SSds3Sa
RANGES R: Delaney. owner Of The
H. 'nNang described real est6tes..
> Yonsate hereby notiaedsAhat The fol.
RamsSy County. NorthsDskotss to.wit
Lot u and the West haif q rs, Block Is
Of the City Of Devils Lake, Was on the
9Th day of December, A. d. 1914, sold
as. provided by law. and a certificate Of
said sale issued to the purchaser there.
Of; that said real estate was sold for
the time of redemption from such sale
will expire ninety (90) days from and
after the completed service Of this no.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
START SENDING OUT
missionaries LIST

The ~questionaries for all registered
men will be sent out soon, the first
ones being sent eut Saturday, Dec. Is.
AS these blanks are somewhat diff
cult to answer, there has been a legal
Advisory board organized in this coun-
ty, whose duty it will be to aid all
registrants in answering questions.
This board will give their services
free, and any registrant who needs aid
in filling out the blanks, will call on
any member of the board.
The following is the list. of the
members of the loard for this county:
DEVILS LAKE
W. M. Anderson
John Burke
M. H. Brennan
F. 7. Cuthbert
D. G. Duell
E. F. Flynn
To the public:
We, the undersigned, Nels Ploug
and John Ole Hoyhtya, do hereby GER
tify that w constitute a partnership
and are doing business under a fc-
titinus name, to-wit: The Brocket
Creamery Company, and that we are
the only members Of said partnership,
which consists of Nels Ploug and John
Ole Hoyhtya.
NELS PLOUG,
JOHN OLE HOYHTYA.
State of North Dakota, IS.
County of Ramsey.
On this 18th day of November,
1917, before me, E. o. Engesather. a
Notary Public in and for Ramsey
County. North Dakota. appeared Nels
Ploug and John ole Hayhtya, a'c
acknowledged individually and sever
ally that they executed the foregoing
certificate. ra..
r. :s.y E.,o. Engesatner
Notary Public. Ramsey County
My commission expires April Q, 1929.
4o-4t.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
LAYTON
Mrs. F. Fish visited Lakota Monday,

Mrs. F. Fish visited Lakota Monday.
Picture framing is u specially,
Gilbertson, Devils Lake. 47-tf
O. Hagen was a business visitor at
; Devils Lake, Monday.
Have your picture frames made at
sEilbertson's, Devils Lake. 47-tf
Mrs. M. Kerr transacted business at
Dakota Monday.
. -
= Let our expert frame your pictures.
Gilbertson, Devils Lake. 47-t1
The Royal Neighbors will meet in
the hall Thursday evening, Dec. 10.
Gilbertson has got the biggest line
of picture frames in the country. De-
wills Lake. Att
j.. Rodney Williams left for Fargo
Monday to enlist in Uncle Sans SER
vice.
Mrs. Gerr, mother of w. w. Gerr
CT Edmore, returned to her home ii
Chicago Monday.
J. E. Stevens who has been serving
on the jury at the county seat, return.
ed home Wednesday.
Misses j. Frohne, c. Anderson ant
I. Grumpy visited Calvin friends OF
Thursday returning Satur@
Wednesday afternoon No. 207 Wa
over four hours late, owing to some
thing going wrong with the engine.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
ANOTHER VETERAN
CALLED BEYOND

H. H. Barr, a pioneer of Ramsey
county, and a veteran of the civil war,
passed away at his home in this city
Thursday and The funeral was held
from the Methodist church in this city
Saturday afternoon. He was born in
Brookville, Pa, and was 76 years old.
He leaves an aged wife and other re-
latives to mourn his death.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

Mr.. and Mrs. r. Mckay Jrasho were
married on Thankss4HneS day and
have been spending their honeymoon
in the west, have returned here a
will soon begin housekeeping on the
Mckay farm northwest Of the city.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

r. Goer
r. F.. Hunt
John w. Maher
Hampden-A. B. Brandt
Edmore-T. W. Morrissey,
Lawton-A. ]. Zeman
B~rocket-Attcrney Swenson
Bartlett].sS. Hove
Doyon--A. P Bye,
Crary-F. R. Stevens
Starkweather-O..M. Lofgren
\ Garske -Banekr Nelson
Wsbster-1ennis Keliy
Churchs Ferry-H. g Hanson.
~ az
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
CONVENTION
BEING HELD

The newly organized Lutheran church
Of the Lake Region has been holding
a regular conference in this city this
week, and many church people from
over the district have been in attend
ance. Many matters of Importance
have been taken up, and the confer
ence will be the means of much good
among tn workers Of the Norwegian
Lutheran church.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
THE DEVILS LAKE WORLD-INTER OCEAN

Many Devila Lake people Will re.
greet to learn Of the death Of Arson B,
Spear, who was the first auperintend-
ent q the Deaf School Of this city.
He passed. away at his Minneapolis
home recently
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
ABSTRACT OF TAX
$3.50 LIST FOR 1917

Through the courtesy of county
auditor, ]. A. Kramer, we are enabled
to publish the following abstract of
the tax list for the year: 1917. This
shows the assessed valuation and also
the total tax levied in the county:
Abstract Of the 1917 Tax List for
Ramsey County, North Dakota.
Total acreage assessed ......740,S28
Miles of railroads assessed
(main branch and siding .... 219.40
Assessed valuation Of Real
estate - ..s.oa7,s5s
Assessed Valuation of Per
sonal property .......... 1,B4s;s17
Assessed valuation of rail
road property .......... 2,O0S,259
Assessed valuation of Tele-
phone property .......... $1,000
Assessed valuation of tele-
graph property 100000. 1852
Assessed valuation of Ex-
press property ........... 14,707
.... s9,739,202
Total Taxes Levied in Dollars.
State portion of grain tax. 34.58
State purposes .......... 41S79.54
! County purposes ........ 1~OS,179.49
Township purposes ....... 61,541.16
City and Village purposes 46,373.O9
School purposes ......... 174,780.07
City Special purposes .... 12,956.71
Total taxes levied for all
purposes ............ $445, 744.63
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

tice, q Tax Deed for said. real estate Win
b executed to the holder Of said tan
certificate. aSs6Ssl...4S ,9ns
12t is day 81. Decenob bel. 1911. - .'
IT A, KRAMER
Auditor. Of Ramsey Countv North Dab
(SEAL). 6e-Dt
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

his sister Mrs. Mark Hutchinson and
family at their rome at Culber5son,
Mont.
ThesGuild will meet at the home On
Mrs. J. Young, Wednesday afternoon,
Dec. IL. Everyone islinNited to come.
Miss Marie Adler md Bernice San
born we're ampden visitors Friday Of
last week. They returned Saturday.
Banker Hagen left this morning
for Minneapolis to look after John
Karlson who is sick in the Eitel hos
pital. MI. Hagen will take him to
Rochester for treatment.
James w. Wheeler, of Brocket has
enrolled in an auto training school in
Kansas City, Mo-, preparing himself
for service in the transport depart
ment of the army prior to the draft.
Frank Kavaniscka received a tele'
gram Monday stating that his brother
Joseph had been killed by a train al
Blooming Prairie, MINI. No particu
lars were given. Mr.. Kvasniscka lief
Immediately to attend the funeral ant
look after affairs.
James and Harry Donahue left Mon
day for Spokane. Before returning
they will visit their sister Mrs. Free
Stamm, of Pendant d'Oreille, Alta.
The Liberty Bonds have arrived a
the local bank and are ready for dis
~tribution.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13
OPERETTA ON

TOMORROW NIGHT
Tomorrow, (Friday) evening, Dec
ember ii, the local high school oper-
eta will be put on at the Grand opera
house. The members of this company
have been doing some hard practice
work, and there is no doubt but what
it will be a pleasing and most interest
ing play.
The members of the company are as
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

Ward Langton left Monday to visi:
his sister Mrs. Mark Hutchinson and
family at their rome at Culber5son,
Mont.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

w. A. Riddell left Monday for Min
neapolis enroute to Baldwin, Ont to
visit the old folks, before enlistin. in
the U. S. Naval service.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1917-12-13

Have your picture frames made al
Gibertson's, Devils Lake. 47-ti
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
BURGLARS ENTER
DOCTORS OFFICE
Thieves, Probably Dope Eiends. Force
Way Into sloan'- Rooms
Drugs Taken.

Burglars. possibly dope helcs last
night visited the Offices of three So
line doctors, and al one Of the places
were fairly well rewarded Tor their ef-
forts The Offices of DE- r e. kHttlar
and Or. O. L. Carlton which aHfo.n
one another fiji the AiHsworth Build
ing. were probably the first to he WIS.,
tied A bottle OF eve wash containing
about grain OF cocaine was re-
moved from DR. Carlton office So
discovery of them has as set been
made bv DIT kuttier
II vas AZ the office of Or Z E. sloan
that the burglars made their best aaul
Entrance was gained through tran
som which had been left open q fen.
inches. Two bottles of powders AZ
bu little strength. bottle Of freshly
mixed cocoalne, q tube Of morphine
tablets and hypodermlc syringe
we're taken from the laboratory
shelves
The thieves evidently were not a1Ir
ia search for dope. for change - The
amount OF two dollars and some
stamps was confscated An attamnt
vas made go gain entrance fr the safe
tops of the hinges having been re-
moved
The theft was committed between
the hours of 3 and +, time when both
Dr. Sloan and his Office E.rI are out
and the fact Of which ths burglars
were evidently acquainted with
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
IS SENT TO A FARM
FOLLOWING ARREST

Charles DeErIeze was out of q job
and became desperate Tor something
TO eat He went to p Moline house
and asked for food ana then for
money On being refused he grabbed
the woman who had come to The door
and shook her He was arrested ana
taken 70 the station Devrieze was dis
missed from Ratereown SIX months
age The case against him was dis
missed and Re was sent 10 work on q
farm near Barstow,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
ROWDY PUTS TAR ON
SEAT OF AUTOMOBILE

Tar is g0od in .1s place, but that
dcesnt include automobile seats SO
says DIT Beam Some roWdie amused
himself by putting tar on the wheels
and Ia the seat Of Dr. Beam $ car yes
teTday while he vas making a call al
2424 Seventh avenue Moline All I'M
suspecung the doctor came out aud
sat down in the tar. The worst of il
was that he had on 3 new suit He
offers S. 10 find out who played the
trick.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
LITTLE GiRL RTN DOWN.

Doris. 5-year-0ld daughter Cf Mr.
and Mrs I'd Cassidy 1912 Sixth ave
nue. Moline wanted TO see her papa
SUNDAY afternoon Mr.. Cassidy who
is an engine expert with the PIow City
garage. was IN front Of the eaTage
working on an automobile Doris
started crossing the street A motor
cycle came along. Doris started back,
changed her mind and ran into the
machine She was thrown directly
under the motorcycle and severely
bruised and cut about the head and
body. The injuries are not serious
George Porrta Of Silyiswas riding the
MOTORCYCLE.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
EN- TRIES IN PARADE
MUST BE RECORDED

rms and individuals who are plan
ming - nave floats IN the Moline Fourth
q otlN parade should have their en-
ittes recorded vita r s Hosford
chairman OF the Fourth OF July com
niItee. as soon as possible Entries
viii NOT be accepted after June Sc n
was announced today The time IS
short and prompt action is necessary
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
s0LDLER - PArL.Nr-

Private solomon Of COMPANY & sta
toned in East Moline. brought ta East
Moline police Headquarters last even
ing an elderly man who had been act
ing queerlv IN the neighborhood 81 the
compauys camp near The r & y
shops Private Solomon expressed the
belief which was supported by the
facts ascertalned later. that the man
was insane Investigation showed that
the man had escaped from Watarf8wH
hospital and he was promptly returned
TO the institution.
IL ne news al Lne tL1.a-Laa Arsns-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-06-19
News Of the Day in Moline and East Moline


MOLINE OFFICE.
15G15a Third Avenue A.
Phone Moline e,
Rex QvhpeICck. -...-..... City Edftnr
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09

bennington county members of the
House have faied fairly well at the
hands CT Speaker Wilson in the ap-
pointment of committees Root OF
Bennington is on Ways and Means
and Banking and Insurance; Higgins
OF Arlington is on Temperance and
Education; Kelley of Dorset is on
Municipal Corporations; Bond OF
Searsburg is en- Highways and
Bridges and Military Affairs Becker
of Glastonbury is on Fish and Game
and Commerce and Labor; Bundy OF
Manchester is on Penal Institutions
and Suffrage and Elections; Dunn OF
Stamford is on Agriculture; Higgins
of Woodford on Public Health: Leach
OF Rupert on Taxation; Wilson OF
Pownal ON Federal Relations; Hayes
of Sandgate, on Town Lines and Pub
lie Buildings: Martin OF Winhall ON
Library; Beers OF Landgroye on
Mileage and Debentures; Bronson OF
Shaftsbnry on Educational Institu
tons; Bentley OF Sunderland on
Claims: Brown OF Peru on Conserva
ton: Blanchard OF Readsboro on APP
propriations, In the Senate Senator
Howe is on Fish and Game, appropri-
aticns, Highways and Bridges
Mileage and Debentures, Military af
fairs; Senator Dimond is on Agri.
culture, Claims, Educational lnstitu
tons. State Institutions, Suffrage
and Elections.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
TUESDAY january 9, 1917.

The action OF the supreme court of
the United States in sustaining the
Webb-Kenyon law is not so much a
victory for prohibition as its friends
imagine. This law forbids the ship
ment of liquors into prohibition states
and is intended to protect the dry
states from the shipment of liquors
either for personal use or for illegal
sale One point in relation to prohi-
bition is not always understood par
ticularly by prohibition leaders.
Thousands of men believe in prohibit
ton for other people, but want little
liquor for themselves either for per
sonal or medicinal use. With this
idea in mind they vote prohibition
relying on being able to get what they
want by express from outside the
state II. under the Webb-kenyon,
act it is found possible to stop these
personal shipments good many
men who have heretofore voted pro
hibition for their neighbors will vote
against prohibition on their own ac-
count. The enforcement OF the
Webb-Kenycn law will tend to make
some of the now prohibition states re-
turn to local option.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores Of Bennington Readers are
Learning the Duty of the Kidneys
~, f,1.o. 4bo hiood 10 +ha kidnavcf

scores Of Bennington Readers are
Learning the Duty of the Kidneys
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
" hen they fail TO do this the kid
neys are weak.
Backache and other kidney Ills may
follow;
Help the kidneys do their work
Use Doan's Kidney Pills-the test
ed kidney remedy
bennington people endorse their
worth.
Mrs. c. II. Robson, 225 Depot St,
Bennington. says II have used
Doans Kidney Pills off and on for the
past four or five years whenever |
have suffered from kidney complaint
At times my back becomes so sore
and lame, and it is difficult for me to
stoop over or bend. Whenever these
attacks come on, I use Doan's Kidney
pills and they always relieve the at
tack"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy--get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Robson uses, Foster,Milburn
Co, Props, Buffalo, n Y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
Threads a, cor,plexion chsrr,a,

The girls OF Eoumanian country dis.
tricts take great pride IN Il clear.
healthy complexion and Just rs the
girls in our own rural districts n get
eratioA ago would get UP before break
fast and steal down unobFervcd on the
FIRST day of May to wash their freclSes
away IN the dew of the morning SO the
girls of Roumania take red and white
threads, twist them into cords. from
which they suspend coins around their
necks. These talismans they wear
from the dead OF winter TO the moment
they see the first blossom Of spring.
feeling sure that thereby they win
guarantee themselves milk white
complexion, rosy cheeks and ruby lips.
-Netioi,S. Geographic Magazine.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass of hot water each morn.
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, alert-vigorous and
vivacious--a good clear skin; nat
ural rosy complexion and freedom
from Illness are assured only by
clean, healthy blood. If only every
woman ana likewise every man could
realize the wonders of the morning
inside bath. what a gratifying change
would take place.
Instead of the thousands of sickly,
anaemic looking men. women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
nerve wrecks" 'rundowns," brain
fags' and pessmsts we should see a
virile, optimistic throng Of rosy
checked people everywhere
An inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast,
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in it
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
neys and ten yards of bowels the pre-.
vious days indigestibe waste, sour
lamentations and poisons, thus
cleansing, sweetening and freshening
the entire alimentary canal before
putting more food into the stomach
Those subject to sick headache, bill
iousness, nasty. breath. rheumatism,
colds. and particularly those who have.
a pallid, sallow complexion and who
are constipated very often, are urged
to obtain a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate at the drug store
which will cost but a trifle but is suf-
ficient to demonstrate the quick and
remarkable change in both health and
appearance awaiting those who prac-
tice internal sanitation. We must re-
member that inside cleanliness is
more important than outside. because
the skin does not absorb impurities
to contaminate the blood, while the
pores in the thirty feet of bowels do.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
How to Freshen Velvet Without Pay
inn tLe Price OF Good Stesmnq.

Tho usual way to steam velvet IS
over hot flatiron covered with q
wet cloth mother way is to dampen
evenly thp back Of the velvet and use
no cloth. or it may be held before the
spout of kettle in the steam. The
best way. however. is to put a large
wet cloth upon the top of tho range o.
stove that Is not hot but just warm,
ana lay the velvet upon this. In this
way the velvet can lie there and steam
thoroughly ana so get the pile wcl.
raised wltIaut stemming the hands and
face 10 steam more slowly and keep
the cloth from drying too soon put Il
stcut paper beneath it.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
Eiqhty-Seven Years Old.

Backache. sore muscles. stiff joints.
dark puffs under eyes and bladder
disorders are symptoms of diseased
kidneys. II. II. Adams, Springfield,
Mo, writes: u had very severe at.
tack of kidney trouble. | am getting
old, eighty-seyen tried different
treatments, but none did me so much
good as Foley Kidney Pills. con-
slider it the best" Foley Kidney Pills
are tonic in action, and quick to give
good results.--Sold everywhere.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09
GREAT REJOICING BY
RHEUMATIC CRIPPLES
II SO Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs Rheuma VIII Help You
= or Nothing to Pay.

II you want relief in two days. swift.
certain. gratifying relief take one
half teaspoonful Of Rheuma once day.
II you want to dissolve every par
ticle of uric acid poison in your body
and drive 1t out through the natural
channels so that you win be free from
rheumatism. get a 50-cent bottle OF
Rheuma from your druggist today.
rheumatism is powerful disease
strongly entrenched in joints and mus
cles In order TO conquer II a powerful
enemy must be sent against II. Rheu-
ma Is the enemy of rheumatism--an
enemy that conQuers It every time.
Judge John Barhorst Of TT. Ioramie.
crutches. today he is well. Il should
20 as much for you; II seldom fails.
Rheuma is sold with a guarantee by
w. l.. Gokay.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-01-09

You were my joy and pride;
A happy day
loved the gaudy hue,
Thy four white tires so new,
Now down and out for true,
In every way.
To thee, old rattle box,
Came many bumps and knocks,
For thee grieye.
Badly the top Is torn
Prayed are thy seats and worn,
A cough affects thy horn,
do believe.
Thy perfume swels the breeze,
While good folks choke and sneeze,
AS we pass by
paid for thee a price,
'Twould buy mansion twice,
Now all are yelling Ice
] wonder why
Thy motor has the grip.
Thy spark plugs have the pip,
And woe is thine
], too, have suffered chills,
Ague and kindie ed ills
Trying to pay my bills.
Since thou vert mine.
Gone is my bank roll now,
No more "'twould choke the cow
AS once before.
Yet If had the mon.
So help me John--amen.
I'd buy a car again
And spend some more,