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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
ADJUSTMENTS

"Fatty' ArbuckIe, Grand Tonight.
Absolutely the leader In screen
comedy, FATTY" Arbuckle comes to
the Grand tonight in a brand new
comedy. "a Reckless Romeo" as a
part OF a bargain and 10 cent pro-
gram, which also includes Southern
Justice" beautiful 5 act light
drama. The complete program is one
to thoroughly amuse and entertain
all ages and classes, so bring your
family and friends for an evening OF
complete pleasure.
FATTY" Arbuckle has something
different In "A Reckless Romeo"
the funniest picture he has ever
made. The story contains many
sudden surprises, many Of the scenes
being laid in a famous big city
amusement park. There Fatty gets
mixed up in a double Irritation, has
the time Of his life, later to visit a
picture theatre and while sitting be-
tween his wife and mother-in-law,
see the whole affair run off on the
screen.
Southern Justice" has beautifully
elaborate outdoor settings of the
bluegrass and mountains OF Ken
lucky. The small town characters
are humorously and faithfully drawn
and the story interests from start to
finish. How a boy from the hills
saves the day for two lovers and also
draws away the northern chap from
his crooked real estate deal and a
waiting coat Of tar and feathers,
forms the theme of the play
Mary Pickford in 1.-THE Founding"
return engagement, comes tomor-
row. 1.-The Founding" stands among
Little Mary's greatest achievements,
ranking with Poor Little Peppina,'
Tess of the Storm Country" ETC.
Advertisement, :.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
ORIGINAL NOTICE.

State OF Iowa, Lee county, s.,,rt,
In the district court OF SAID '0uD'
Kate Hurley. plaintiff, versus p M
mis- Hurley, observation-disclosures
tfce. ,t.
TO the above named defendant. n.
You are hereby notified that s-s's
tition is now on file in the .oa .Id
office Of the district court aio, onovs
at Keokuk in behalf OF the AD and
named plaintiff, against you :, the
claiming divorce from you VI
grounds Of desertion. :. and
And unless you appear thereto dav
defend before noon of the seconut term S
Of the next regular Septemoelh olden
Of said court, to be begun ana :, Use SEQ
at Keokuk on the 18th day vi he
TENDER, A. d. 1917, default WI men.
entered against you and JUG sor ia
rendered thereon as prayed ~
said petition. ,cuAIL
A. T. MARSa1, a Ia
- Attorney for fia
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Tennis Meat.

limited Press Leased Wire Service.]
CHICAGO, July 24.-The annual
western tennis championship in
which many out-of-town stars will
participate will begin on the Chicago
Tennis clubs courts Saturday. 1t
will be a patriotic tournament, the
winners prize to be printed testi-
monial naming him the patriotic Sec
tional champion.
A large portion Of outside competi-
ton will come from Kansas City.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Home Gardens Win.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service
CHICAGO, July 24.-Chicago home
gardens have landed knockout on
the high cost Of vegetables.
Potatoes are down to 40 cents a
peck as compared with s1.25 a few
weeks ago; cabbage that sold for 30
cents a head last winter can be
bought for three cents today. Many
other vegetables are proportionately
lower, while commission merchants
are predicting further declines.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Fancy Dance Attain,

limited Press Leased Wire Service.l
PHILADELPHIA, Pa, July "a
The Leonard-Kilbane fight tomorrow
night is not going to be a fancy
dance affair. Kilbane gave this as
surance to the police today and the
same word has come from Leonard's
camp.
IT am going to knock Leonard out
In the first round if I can and if /
don't do 1t, then I'll try it in every
other round" Kilbane told Detective
Captain Tate.
Advance sales for the bout have
been extremely heavy.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
sammles to Get Ball News.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service.l
ST. LOUIS, Mo-, July 24.-Ameri-
can sammies on the firing line in
France will be kept informed on the
exploits Of their baseball heroes at
home. AT the request Of Hairy
Kingman, Of the army and navy Y. M.
c. A., now in France, the publisher
of the st. Louis Sp,:.iny News has
agreed to send 1000 copies Of his
publication to Franch each week. The
first shipment will leave here this
week.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

based on his vetoing the state uni
versity apportionment and other mat
tiers, it became known today. A
special session of the Texas house
has been called at Austin for August
i, to consider whether or not the
house Of representatives will present
a bill Of impeachment against the
governor Of Texas, the charges to be
thereafter tried by the Texas SEN
ate"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

Clement, a long time resident OF .n ns
community Of fifty or more years d n,s
highly respected citizen, died az us ms
home, two miles west of LaBeiie. ~
was "A years of age and a promihgga'
member of the Christian church OF -. 10
Belle. The funeral services were .ua
Quoted by Rev. j. H. Coil. OF sheioih hs.
at the home Sunday. He leaves ~.
sides his wife, three sons, on ss.e,
Harry and Grin; also one daug pn,1a
Mrs. Clarence Zimmerman, OF ha
CENTRALIA. Mo-, July 24-flss az,
A. Skaggs, aged IS years. died Sunaa''
He was a confederate soldier.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Sold to Cardinals.

limited Press Leased Wire Service.]
MILWAUKEE, Wis, July "a
4Lefty" Sherdell, Brewer hurler, has
been sold to the st. Louis Cardinals
for cash. AL Timme sold him for
cash but the string attached pro.
vides that he must BATTLE a large
percentage of American association
batters in order to make the upward
move next spring.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
MIddIeweiehts Matched,

Tunited Press Leased Wire Service.]
SAN FRANCISCO, July 24.-Frank
Barrieau and Len Rowlands, middle
weights, We're matched today ror
four round bout here Friday night.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

TODAY'S SCHEDULE.
National League.
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Pittsburgh at New York.
Cincinnati at Brooklyn.
Chicago at. Boston.
American League.
Open date for all teams.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Central Aasoclation.

Yeste rday's Results.
Mason City 4; Cedar Rapids 1.
Charles City at Fl Dodge; played
Sunday.
Waterloo at Marshalltown; played
Sunday.
Games Today.
Charles City at Waterloo.
Fort Dodge at Cedar Rapids.
Mason City at Marshalltown.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Impeachment charaes.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service.j
HOUSTON, Texas, July 24.-Gov.
ernor James e. Ferguson, of Texas,
q1ax aoon face tmpeachment changes.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
ceived $50.

WATERLOO IOWA. July 24.-Rev.
y. e. Rutledge, S3 years old and for
forty years minister In the Metho-
dist Episcopal church, died suddenly
Thursday at the home Of his daughter
in this city.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

National League.
st. Louis, 8; Philadelphia, 8.
Pittsburgh, / New York, 0.
Boston, 8; Chicago, 2 thirteen
innings).
Cincinnati. S; Brooklyn, 2.
American League.
Chicago, s.; Boston, 3.
No other games scheduled.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
'MATTY GIVES JAR
TO THE NATIONALS
Famous Pitcher, Now Pilot Of Reds,
Has Boosted His Squad Into
Second Place Behind
Giants.
rs JOKE TEAM NO MORE
clncInnatl Goes Over Heads of PhilIies
Who Are Now In Fourth
place Below
Cardinals.
rBy Fl. G. HAMILTON1

Il
TIJnited Press Staff Correspondent
NEW YORK, July 24.-Chr1sty
Mathewson has given the National
league a real, old-fashioned jar. He's
In second place with his Reds today.
Taking the Reds from their place as
Joke team in the league, Big Six has
brought them on steadily through the
season until they are now in the run
ner-up position, though considerable
distance behind the speeding Giants.
The Reds promise to throw some
real pen into the National league race.
The PhilIies have skidded from second
to fourth place in the course OF Few
dayss The Cardinals jumped into
third BY beating the Phillies, and with
Matty giving every team he meets all
the trouble they can take care OF,
great scramble is on In the Tener first
division.
with this situation on hand In the
National league, the American league
battle will be resumed tomorrow In
earnest.
After battling the Yankees in their
first appearance on the eastern swing,
beginning Wednesday, the Rowland
ers will go to Boston for four-game
meeting with the champions. This Sc
ries will bring another battle royal.
So far the White Hose hold the edge
in games won from the Red Sox. Out
OF eleven meetings, the White Sox
have nosed out seven victories. With
the Red Sox out of the way. the Chi
cago bunch will go to Washington
and Philadelphia where the picking
has been soft. Later they will take
on Cleveland While this program Is
being run off the Red Sox will have
the Browns, Detroit and Cleveland on
their hands at home.
A couple of doubles, brace OF SIN
giles, stolen base. run and i've put
outs-and Eddie Rousch called 1t
days work.
Hugo Bezdek's anger scared the P1-
rates into banking the Giants.
Joe Kelly's short fly to left gave the
Braves their thirteen-inning victory.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
ILLINOIS.

BROCKTON, ILL.,, July 24.-Miss
Vera Casobeer. q farmer. residing near
this town, accidentally caught her
hand In corn shredder while working
and the hand was cut of.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24
Illinois, Iowa Missouri
IOWA..

IOWA.
SHENANDOAH. Iowa, July 24.-Wil-
liam Bailey, % years old, has been ar
rested here and turned oevr to fedora!
authorities at Des Moines charged
with attempting to elude the draft.
LANSING, Iowa, July Backward
Salvey, residing at Harpers Ferry, is
reported to have found pearl the
past week valued at sixteen hundred
dollars.
SPIRIT LAKE, Iowa, July z4.-The
highest bell In Iowa has Just been
erected on the tabernacle of the Meth
odist camp meeting here. The taber-
nacle stands on q hill at West Oko-
boji lake and the bell is just 100 feet
above the water level of the lake. The
bell was the gift Of citizens OF Have
lock, la.
SHENANDOAH, Iowa, July PA
bride of last Christmas, Mrs. Alice
Buck. 16 years old, seven months later
eloped with L. E. Rudisell, agent for
a Chicago engraving company. The
couple were arrested and brought back
to her home at Clarinda. She was
found at her mothers home at Ottum-
wa and told that he was at Fontanelle,
Ia. Mrs. Buck returned to the en-
braces Of her husband, who forgave
her. The man was carried Off to jail
in Union county.
WAUKON, Iowa, July 24.-Fred
Buntrock. farmer, marketed a wagon
load of DOtatoes here for which ho re-.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

WATERLOO, Ill, July 24.-Aftel
serving st. PauIs Evangelical church
for thirty-two years, Rev. j. Nollau
preached his farewell sermon here
Sunday. He will be succeeded by Rev
G. s. Brink Of Pasadena, Cal
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

WAUKON, Iowa, July 24.-Fred
Buntrock, farmer, marketed a wagon
Load of potatoes here for which he ye-
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

subscribe for The Gate City
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

MISSOURI.
La bel Ia Mp.. july Samuel.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

JOLIET, H., July 24.-David q.
Powell, hero of the Cherry mine dis
aster in 1908. died here. He headed an
expedition into the mine shaft and
rescued twelve men. He was 60 years
old.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-07-24

GRANVILLE, H., July 24.-Mrs
Lulu Woodham, widow aged so years
committed suicide Sunday morning by
drinking carbolic acid. Worry over
sons in the draft and giving up the old
homestead is thought to have affected
her mind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
Mrs, Margaret Smith
We'll Known Woman Living Near
Terre Haute Says Sunshine of
Good Health Is the Result of
Usina VITALIS.

This well known and highly respect
ed woman, IS years of age, tells in a
very interesting way just how the
great system tonic, SWEETS VI
TAILS, restored her former health
and vigor. Read what she says:
Il am woman So years of age and
was in broken down condition, had
no appetite and things ! did eat gave
me great distress I tried Sweets vi
tails and can truthfully say that after
had taken the first bottle l began
to feel better | continued its use and
now am free from that nervousness
and can eat like | used to. | highly
recommend Vitalis.'
(SigIed) Mrs. Margaret Smith,
Such statements as this and thou
sands similar to it are the very best
evidence Of the real merits Of this re-
markedly effective tonic, Nitalis. by
reason Of its great health-giving fac
tors, has proven itself to be the very
best reconstructive tonic today. Els
pecially indicated in cases of blood
disorders, failing appetite, nervous
ness and general rundown conditions.
Sold and recommended by
QuIGLEY DRUG STORES
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

Spokane fire marshal and received $4,000 for
their work
The fire marshal promoted Waste Paper
Day. His purpose was to reduce the fire risk.
Citizens of Spokane in one day added $4,000 to
their wealth. reduced the fire hazard by thous-
ands of dollars, and made their city cleaner and
better place to live.
The community spirit engendered by the
movement was not the least of its benefits. 1t
bound the citizens closer in the bond of civic en-
deavor. 1t taught them that concerted action by
the whole community brings results
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
TWO GOOD REMEDIES
WORKING TOGETHER, PRODUCE
MARVELLOUS RESULTS.

For instance, Hoods Sarsaparilla,
the standard blood purifier, is recon-
mended for conditions that are scrof-
ulous or dependent on impure blood.
Peptiron Pills, the new iron tonic,
are especially recommended for con-
ditions that are radically or charac-
teristically anemic and nervous.
Many persons suffer from combi-
nation of these conditions. They are
afflicted with swellings of the glands,
punches in the neck, cutaneous erup-
tons. and sores on different parts of
the body. limbs and face, and are be-
sides pale and nervous.
If these patients take both Hoods
Sarsaparilla (before meals) and Pept-
iron Pills (after meals) they are. rea-
sonably sure to derive fourfold benefit.
These two great medicines supple
ment each other. and the use of both,
even in cases where only one may ap-
pear to be indicated, is of great adj
vantage Get them from your drug
gist. ADV.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
Richmond People
Dress Well

Richmond is known to be city Of
well dressed people. A large percent
age of the men have their clothes
made to order
Mems Spring Suits are in beautiful
Scotches, tweeds and cassimeres,
grays. Oxford blues and browns, all
this wealth of new weaves and color
ings are combined with the staple
blues and grays in serges and tweeds
and decidedly pretty are certain eff
fects in which distinctive pattern is
produced by two tones of the same
600 styles in these new woolens at
Emmons' Tailoring Company. Fine
suits, SIS, SIS, $24 and up. Corner
Ninth and Main.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
DENY WHITE BOOK
WILL DEAL WITH
GERMAN INTRIGUE
(By Associated Press)

WASHINGTON, March 10-Reports
that the state department was prepar-
ing a white book of Germany's plot
and intrigues in this country for pres
entation shortly either to the press or
to the senate were flatly denied by
Secretary Lansing today. He said
that no such step was in contempla-
ton and that no present end could be
served by it.
The consensus of opinion in diplo-
matte circles was that the action of
the U. S. in arming its ships would in
no way serve to change the policies of
the European neutral nations.
At the same time, however, diplo-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

nations seemed anxious to obtain all
information possible regarding the de-
tails of the plans of the U. S. govern
ment and what will happen should a
submarine approach an armed Ameri-
can mere 1tman.
1t was explained by one diplomat
that details of the American plan
were desired for the information of
the neutrals.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

suggestion of Governor James M. Cox
and a number of the measures recon-
mended by former Governor Frank B.
Willis, after thirty-nine actual legisla-
tive days, was ready to quit work to-
day.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
ENDORSE SUBSTITUTION
tBy Associated Press)

NEW YORK, March 10.--The pro-
vision of the federal reserve act, for
the substitution of the trade accept
ance for the so-called open book ac-
count in mercantile transactions is en-
dorsed by the National Association of
Credit Men.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT

State of Indiana, Wayne County, SIS:
Estate of Eberhard Fl. Bettenbrock,
Deceased.
Notice is hereby give; 80 IN
dersigned has duly qua 1yne
Circuit Court, as Execute asst
Will and Testament of e.7gd n.
Bettenbrock, Deceased, late OF Wayne
County, Indiana. Said estate is sup
posed to be solvent.
LON JONES,
Executor.
Gardner Jessup, Hoelscher
and White, Attorneys.
Mar 10-17-24
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

would as my arms looked so bad.
Then seeing Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment advertised | wrote for a free sam.
pie | bought more, and | was healed"
(Signed) James H. McManaway, 1851
ST. Louis Ave, East St. Louis, ILL.,,
Aug. IL, 1916.
Cuticura Soap to cleanse, purify and
beautify Cuticura Ointment TO soften,
soothe and heal, are ideal for everyday
toilet purposes.
For Free Sample Each by Return
Mail, address postcard: ''Cuticura,
Dept. r. Boston," Sold everywhere
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
BRIEFS

The Quinine That Does Not Affect
The Head
Because of its tonic and laxative ef-
feet, Laxative Bromo Quinine can be
taken by anyone without causing ner-
vousness or ringing in the head.
There Is only one "Bromo Quinine.'
f. w. GROVES signature on box.
25c.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
TRY iT AND SEE!
Lift your corne or calluses off
with fingers! Doesn't
hurt bit!

:. noted Cincinnati chemist discov-
cred a new ether compound and called
it freezone and it now can be had in
tiny bottles as here shown for few
cents from any drug store.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

You simply apply a few
drops OF freezone upon a
tender corn or painful
callus and instantly the
soreness disappears, then
shortly you will find the
corn or callus so loose
that you can Just lift it
off with the fingers.
No pain, not a bit of
soreness, either when ap-
plying freezone or after
wards and it doesn't even
irritate skin.
Hard anrnc cnft nnr,, 6,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

irritating them they became
larger and finally became
one large eruption, or a
number of eruptions which
had a yellowish look. |
work around intense heat
so that they burned and
itched all the time and |
scratched. | was ashamed
to waSh when the other men
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

or corns between the toes, also tough.
ened calluses just shrivel up and lift
eff so easy. 1t is wonderful! Seems
magical. 1t works like charm. Gen
uine freezone has yellow label. Don't
accept any except with the yellow
label
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
ROY BENHAM TO SING

Roy Benham of Campbellstown,I O.,
will sing Sunday evening at the Reid
Memorial o. P church His numbers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

will be, Like AS the Heart" and my
Soul Is Atnrist For God" from Holy
City.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
LEGISLATION OF OHIO
READY TO ADJOURN
fBy Associated Press)

COLUMBUS, O., March 10.-The
eighty-second general assembly OF
Ohio, having adopted practically every
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
Suffered With
Burning PiIn|p|es
For Two Years. On Arms and
LIMBS. Became One Large Erup-
ton. Itched All the Time. Healed
by Cuticura. Costing $t.25.

II suffered for almost two years with
pimples on my arms and limbs. They
were small and red to start with but by
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12
Five Thousand Make $4,000

Five thousand persons in Spokane, Wash,
and offices, at the request of Eugene Battles,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-03-12

ana eHecClVe, re-
storing action to
the bowels and a.
rousing the liver.
By their use the
habit of constipa-
ton may be over
come.
10 and rs cents.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-12-17

I'd Campbell has o
reen
emen that solicitor in this
the
brought him here the ethics
deals
0ho all
employers his
hecey
Ed Campbell
II
He permitted nothing
his loyalty
he
fade Campo vii not haveli vedi n vain.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-12-17
WHO is TT THAT Is GIVING?


IS an admirable thing
He thinks that he his speech particularly effective
ar
or il whole
Patriotism
a
is fdiotc7
preach?
could
is the who giving o.
she isn't veryfa 5
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-12-17

SOMEBODY called up the telephone
operator the other day and said
HELLO Central give me heaven"
THAT is not what she gave him.
however
ANSWERS For The Anxious:
YES it's great All it needs is
THE skirt shortened and the sleeves
heightened
AND a little taken up over one hip
and
THE buttons set over and
SOME weight put to the back and
LET'S see where are We?
OH yes
WE Just heard of an estimable
AND patriotic dame
WHO planted a lot Of liver pills last
SPRING for sweet peas
AND damned the seed man for de-
fraudins her.
D,-YOU know the one about casting
pearls before swine don't you?
IL any Of our watchfui readers hear
about anybody being sick
FROM over-eating these days
WE shall rejoice in getting the fullest
particulars
WHEN we read
SOME obituary poety it makes us fee
As if we We're looking at a literally
retouched photo Of very homely man
IN our artloss and simple manner
WE wonder why it is
THAT when man wants to take
something for cold
IT has something about whisKey in it
JOHN Phillip Sousa has parted with
HIS door-mat saying hairs no goot
AFTER looking at our dome we sec
end the motion.
EVEN congress seems TO have It,
Bolshcviki.
ABOUT al there is left TO
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-12-17
SILLY AND UNPATRIOTIC

We Maryland
Of pubnc
fund campaign in this state
unless be shown that he
utilize ridiculous
cause the best promote temperance
This logical
m would be for Cbbe should be prohibited fron