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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Mrs. De Saulles will go back to
Chile TO live. We trust her home
coming will not be as chilly an affair
az her marriage seemed to have been.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

When they want boy and get n
girl. It is most usually cinch that an
Internal crime is going to be COM
mitted in naming the girl.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Perhaps the kaiser is asking him
self the question when is an i'm
pregnable line not impregnable ."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

We have only this to say about
Flanders II we ever go there we
shall carry an umbrella.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Phones: All Departments, 5000

Foreign Advertising Representatives: Bryan.
Griffith & Brunson, 225 Fifth Ave, New York.
2ti Devon ,hire ST. Boston. Ford Parsons
Co. Peoples Gas Bldg Chicago. Occur q.
Davies. sol Victor Bldg. SkSusas City. Mo.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Ep!tapIl.

Here lie the bones
of Hiram Jones,
Done are his earthly cares;
Doff your hat here,
And drop tear
He minded his own affairs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Did YOU write 1t December the
first time? No? Well. we didn't
either.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

- The worst trouble about losing her
temper is, she soon finds 1t again.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

A rabbit's-foot carried every lar
while asCociating with old man Hare
Work will surely bring good luck.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

The Italian crisis IL past and Will
helm will have to look elsewhere for
somebody he can lick.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

The action. we believe. is well TAX
en-. American heroes do not need for
eign decorations.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

We have Boss Murphy's own word
for it that he is not rs black as the
papers paint him.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Bull Run was a memorable occa-
sion to people of 1851. And must be
even now. as 1t is continually the sub
stance Of common, every day talk.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
school Girl.

Dear Miss Glenn am a girl II
years old. and / want to know IL y
viii be all right for me TO write to d
nice 10y. think lots of him, and hc
thinks/lots OF me, and he also wants
me to go riding with hnn and to take
Inc TO box suppers. parties, etc, 50
let cle know what you thing about II
B.
] think YOU hal better have
Your mtti on yonr school work.
and not on the boys, that Is. IN
such sentimental way. l do
no. mean that You should not
speak To- ih'pI or avoid them. but
box upon bcys ~. good friends
and school comrades, and when =.
you go TO parties. 20 in II crowd,
AMI not j;ist alone will. one hoy.
You are entirely too young, and
api sure your parents fre Of the
s;ilrc opinion.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Yes. Rut Docs He?

Paw, may ask one more ques-
tion?"
"Yes. son; only one more"
We'll, does a ow-brow have az
much face to wash as other peonle ~
You go to bed young man, You
are getting too smart around here.''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Fifteen days until Christmas. Buy
those presents now.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Did you ever notice when a fell
lows prayers are answered, he usually
goes around Dragging about what q
good maEager he ~"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Must Consider Con,cn,,ona,ities

/ FTb~t SOIsNfutT
/ Dear Miss Glenn dm a girl of 22
years Of age. and old enough, l think.
to Judge most things for myself. bu.
still would Ekelo have your opinion
This time. / have been going with a
man quite a bit older tnan myself;
+, that is, riding, and occasionally to a
fehOw. We are very congenial, and
enjoy each others society so much,
but he has the reputation of goine
only with girls who are not very par
tcular as to what they do, so long
rs they have a good time. so | hay c
Teen advised that my being seen with
him will rief!cc. upon mys reputation.
He is absolutely a perfect gentleman
In every WHY. in both his manner OF
taking 20 me and his actions, SO / feel
that il Is foolish of me to give up
his company on account of what
people will say" what would you
advise ms to d9?-Interested.
I am afraid That you will have
tO do, just what so many others
before Won have done. and that
Is sacrifice your pleasure for the
sake OF cOnventiOnality. The nan
must be lacking In some Necessary
good qualities. ur- he would not
have acquired his reputation, and
unless YOU go with him as his
riancec, Il wosskl be hest for YOU
10 not see him a2Iin-that Is,
allow him To Gull or accept his
escort. Ir you feel that his In
tentions are serious and you care
for him. then Il Is all right, but
| II he Is simply going with YOU for
the pleasure Your company af-
Toryls hiui, then you have too
| much nj stake TO sacrifice your
good nam, for Npist the enjoyment
you may get from his entertain
pIcnt. The man whom YOU per-
haps could truly love, and who
could care for YOU may not be-
come well acquainted with you.
| ON account of your friendship
with one whom M may not ap-
prove, and which friendship. he
will rs an observer, not UNDER
stand as being the way YOU have
explained IL to me, so advise YOU
10 refuse ,his mans attentions.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

There once was "a fellow named Key
So slim and extended that he
Would lift one foot up
And the biting bull pup
Would think he had cliolbe ND
tree
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Dads Warincss,

Minister: Dogs YOUR papa return
thanks before meals?"
Bobby: Not on Yer life, He's
afraid somebody would get the start
Of him while he had his eyes shut a.
sayin his piece"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
The Way II Goes.

The war horse gets the glory,
But the war mule pulls the load;
The colonel rides benzlne cart,
But the rockies walk the road.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

The county of Pushmataha, state OF
Oklahoma. was named after an Indian
who claimed that he was not born;
that lightning struck and split gi-
gantic oak and he stepped out fully
grown.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

why Is II = woman Ia not interested
In what her hubby says daytime and
Will lie awake half the night to hear
what he says when he talks In his
sleep?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

'V1ehrU ahout JlmROn! r
mo. what about him?"
"He was putting on airs this morn
Ing"
What for? Rich uncle died ?"
mo, new twins at his house"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Little Willie. being accustomed to.
having parental supervision in the
matter Of putting on his shoes, was
without The usual assistance ona
m ornins and succeeded in getting his
shoes each on the wrong foot Little
Miss Edith, his sihtcr, noticing the un-
usual appearance of the mixup,
rushed ia To where ner mother wa
preparing breakfast and exclaimed:
"Oh. mama. Willie's feet are cross-
eyed"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

They say even a deaf mute spoke
right up and >recommended a sure
cure for rheumatism when he heard
someone complaining
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Customer; 'Do you sell chicken
POWDER"
Clerk; Yep. Face or bug?"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
SUN GRINS
BY d. B. HAMILTON.


DO you believe in women's
Sure; and lefts too If they are IKE
my wife's"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Save the waste.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Our Ide0 vi II,
Dear Ham: What is your idea about
kissing babies'-E NJ. J..
Ans. Leave off on boy babies at
about one year OF age. Girl ba bies
need 1t until about 1s, when they cnh
rustic for themselves.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

A fellow nearly always tells his
girr that she ID too good for him. But
she never believes II until they are
married and she learns 1t by exper-
ience.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

Lots Of auto salesmen run a free
rubberneck taxi business thinking
they are hauling prospects
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

when a man squares up for q fieh.
and begins to weep, II is time for all
hInds to climb a tree or take to the
thick brush.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

And, the chances -are. that unior
suit required pair Of longer shoe
strings.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09

MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press IL exclusively entitled 10
the use for republication Of all news dispatches
credited to IL or not otherwise credited In this
PAPER and also the local news published herein
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-12-09
Heirs VS.. Airs.

Heirs vs. Airs
'I1eard about Jimson?"
mo. what about him ?"
He was putting on airs this morn.
ing"
What for? Rich uncle died ?"
mo, new twins at his house"
Ham Says:
Bull Run was memorable occa-
sion to people of 1861 And must be
even now. as 1t is continually the sub
stance OF common. every day talk.
- The worst trouble about losing her
temper is, she soon finds 1T again.
When they want boy and get n
girl. 1t is most usually a cinch that an
internal crime Is going to be COM
mitted in naming the girl.
A rabbit's-foot carried every Iar
while ascociating with old man Hare
Work will surely bring good luck.
Did you ever notice when fell
lows prayers are answered, he usually
goes around Dragging about what
good manager he ~"
w Hy - ~ WOhh&h IN ftOt IntcEeSltf
In what her hubby says daytime and
VIII lie awake half the night to hear
what he says when he talks In his
sleep?
They say even a deaf mute spoke
right up and >recommended a sure
cure for rheumatism when ne heard
someone complaining
Lots Of auto salesmen run a free
rubberneck taxi business thinking
they are hauling prospects
A fellow nearly always tells hi~
girr that she ID too good for him. But
she never believes II until they are
married and she learns 1t by exper-
ience.
When a man squares up for q fight
and begins to weep, II is time for an
h1nds to climb tree or take to the
thick brush.
And. the chances -are. that unior
suit required pair Of longer shoe
strings.
When yov meet him on q frost.
morning with hts shirt open cIea
down to his belt. you get two ideas
one that he has nobody to sew n
buttons. and the other that his n,oths
probably named him Harrison.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
WARDING OFF CURRANT WORM
II Is Well to Start Early, Before DAM
age Has Been Done-Use Paris
Green or Hellebore.

The worst enemy Of the currant, so
far as it affects the yield of fruit, is
the currant worm, which also works
on the gooseberry plants. 1t is well
to plant the two fruits close together
and the worms will attack the goose
berries first and can be killed there.
The worms begin to work In the cen
ter Of the clumps near the ground and
work up, frequently doing much dam
age before being discovered. For this
reason it is well to start early, worms
or no worms, by sprinkling the bushes
thoroughly when the leaves are half
grown, using teaspoonful of either
paris green or white hellebore in a
pail of water. Or the poison may be
mixed with a quantity Of -four and ap-
piled early in the morning when the
leaves are wet with dew. Two sprin-
Killings, ten days apart, will surely de-
stroy the first brood Of worms. A
close watch must be kept for the sec
ond brood.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
Every Woman Wants
Hush Money.

Miss Eleanor Munro, niece of former
POSTMASTER Bryson, had an interest.
ing experience while acting as a mem.
Der of the flying squadron" of the
Red Cross, says the Indianapolis News
Miss Munro was one of a machine
load of workers canvassing the rural
routes west Of the CITY,. At one home
on the haywood road, Miss Munro
alighted and seeing several men in the
carriage shed back of the house, pro.
ceeded in that direction, determined
TO make her appeal to the purse hold
ing part of the family. Soon the
other occupants of her machine heard
sounds indicating some presumably hui
mOrOus situation, and soon Miss Munro
emerged from the shed and showed to
her companions double handful of
bills and small change. "Six dollars;
she exclaimed, laughingly, land how
do you suppose l got it? | ran into
keg of beer and poker game, and
in order to get rid of me posthaste
they gave me everything on the board
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
SHORT ON HIS "PER CAPITA''
Boston Man Needs Only $3.50 to
Make Up the $43 Which Every
one is Supposed to Possess.

According to the latest population
figures with reference to the money in
circulation in this country, every man,
woman and child in the United States
should have $43 in his, hers or its
jeans.
Have you got yours?
l haven't got mine, Newton Newkirk
writes in the Boston Post.
1t occurs to me that when the fact
becomes generally known that
haven't got mine some per capita
who discovers that he has considerably
more ready cash in his pockets than he
ought to have according to this di-
vision of funds, will split with me, so
that l will have my normal quota of
dollars.
All l need in order to have my S43
is $3.50.
No hurry about it, of course, but the
sooner somebody RENTS me this $3.50
the more grateful I will be. There is
really no necessity that l can see of
delaying or postpOning such q little
matter as this. BY rapid mental
arthmetical calculation it will readily
be seen that l now have $3.50 of the
S43 needed and before l have spent
any portion of this $3.50 it would be
well for somebody to make up the def
cit of $37.50-otherwis the deficit is
liable to be more.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
TIME FOR PICKING PEACHES
Color of Individual Specimens Indi-
Gates Degree of Maturity-TeIl
by Experience.

The degree of maturity is indicated
by the color of the individual speci-
mems. This can only be determined
by experience. AS a rule, white
peaches should be gathered when the
shady places turn to creamy white.
Where the fruit is solid red, such dis
tinguishing characteristics are not
marked. Yellow varieties, such as the
Elberta, turn from a green to orange
yellow.
Some varieties, especially the early
maturing ones, must be gathered
promptly, while others have longer
ripening period. The color is the best
and only practical index to the ma
turity Of peaches, and for that rea-
son, pickers should not be allowed to
press the fruit with their hands.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
WAX TO GRAFT FRUIT TREES
Mixture of Resin, Beeswax and
TalIoW as Good.

Orchardists who expect to graft ap-
pie trees will find the following formu-
la for grating wax, recommended by
the Ohio experiment station, satisfac-
tory: Melt together until thoroughly
mixed four pounds of resin, two
pounds of beeswax and pound of tai
low. Pour this mixture into a vessel
of cold water. Grease the hands with
tallow, and when the wax is cool pull
it like taffy until it becomes light and
smooth. 1t may then be shaped into
balls or sticks and will keep indefinite
ly in cool place. Paraflin substitut.
ed for beeswax makes harder as well
as a cheaper wax.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
GOOD TREATMENT FOR collie
Disorder Is Result of Feeding Materials
Not Adapted to Stomach of
Young Animals.

Collie in calves is the result of feed
ing materials not adapted to the I'M
developed stomach Of the young ami
NAL, or the feeding of the regular ra-
amounts The calf usually suffers vio-
lent abdominal pains, indicated by an
unusual activity of the animal, fire.
quent and continuous kicking, and,
finally, complete prOstration. Unless
relieved within short time, death
usually follows. A standard treatment
is to drench the calf at intervals of
two hours with a mixture containing
a teaspOonful of turpentine and a
tablespoonful of raw HnSeed oil.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
MILKROOM is A NECESSITY
Particularly Desirable in Warm
Weather and Should Be Screened
and Kept Clean.

A mllkroom is a necessity in dairy
ing, according to w. E. Tomson, in
structor in dairy husbandry in the
Kansas State Agricultural college.
A milkroom is needed at all times,
but is particularly important in warm
weather, pointed out Mr.. TOmsOn. Milk
must be kept away from flies. The
room should be tightly screened and
kept in a sanitary condition.
The milkroom affords good facilities
for keeping the milk COOL This is es-
sential because when the temperature
of the milk is higher than 5 degrees
undesirable bacteria that cause the
milk to spoil in a short time are likely
to develop.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20

questions from the prospective buyer
of herd sire. Is the sire registered?
What is the record of his dam? How
many advance registry daughters and
proved sons has his sire? And what
are the records of his CANADIANS and
grandsires? If the breeder is selling
registered COW he must answer:
What is her record; the record of her
dams and CANADIANS and the ability
of her sire and grandsires to produce
advance registry daughters and proved
sons?
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
Useful In Electrical Work.

A material especially suitable for
switchboards, panelboards, barristers,
insulated walks and the like, where a
moisture-proof substance of high cleo.
trical resistance is required, is a
natural stone that, after impregnation
with an insulating compound, is rem.
dered homogeneous material entirely
nonabsorbent Of moisture. Its electric
strength becomes so greatly increased
that board Of one inch in thickness
will not puncture under $4,000 volts.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
VALUABLE HINTS FOR DAIRY
Overlooking Causes More Trouble
Than Underfeedine-Make Change
to Skim Milk Gradual.

(By H. H. KILDEE. University Farm, ST.
Paul)
In rearing and developing dairy
heifers:
Don't overfeed. Twice as many
calves are stunted by overlooking as
by undertaking.
Don't change suddenly from whole
to skim milk.
Don't keep calves in damp, dark,
crowded. poorly ventilated barns.
Don't feed milk in dirty pals.
Don't be irregular as to time of feed
Ing temperature or amount of milk.
Don't feed too much alfalfa hay be-
fore the calf is three months old.
Don't let calves suck each other
after drinking milk. They should be
placed In stanchions and fed grain.
Don't make calf go without water
because 1t has had milk.
Don't let calf drink foaming milk
Just from the separator.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20

also saving the apples, pears or what
ever they may be from damage by
falling.
A circle of stakes is driven around
the tree in a radius wide enough to
include anything that falls from it.
A circle of canvas, with hole in the
middle to receive the trunk of the
tree, is fastened around the latter and
also fastened to the stakes with the
outer edge Of the ring lower than the
portion around the tree. Around the
outer edge, too, Is a wall to keep the
contents from rolling off to the ground.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
The AVERAGE Consumer.

"Who's this man who is telling me
to eat the luXuries of the table so as
to save the staples"
"Why, what's the matter with you,
manY
Hes either got to give me the
money to buy the Holsters with or tell
me I'm one myself"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
RECORDS WILL AID BREEDER
Dairyman Must Answer Various Cues
tions Asked by Prospective Buy
er of Herd Sire.

(By L. w. WING, JR., Missouri Agri-
cultural College,
The present sharp competition in the
dairy business and the increased price
of feed force the successful dairyman
to secure the greatest return possible
from his outlay. If he has registered
cows he expects more for his progeny
than if he had only grades. But to
obtain more and enough more to pay
to keep purebred stock, the dairymen
must be able to answer the following
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
. Orchard
Inflammation
HANDY FOR GATHERING FRUIT
Time-Saving Device Designed by Ken
lucky Man Collects All Fruit in
Canvas Circle.

One of the most ingenious Of time
saving contrivances is the fruit gath
erer designed by Kentucky man. 1t
collects all the fruit that falls from a
tree and holds it where it can be quick
ly picked up and placed in a basket
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
A Little Game.

"Come on said the first flea, as he
hoped from the brown bears left fore
leg; come over and join me at a short
game of golf"
Golf" exclaimed the second flea,
hastily taking bite of hyena; "where
in the realm of Barnum are we 60
ing to play gOlf?"
why" said the first flea, lover on
the lynx, of course"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
ERADICATION OF ROSE BUGS
Spray of Arsenate of Lead Is Recon-
mended as Means of Getting Rid
of Grape Pest.

Rose bugs are a serious pest to
grapes. You can catch and kill them
or spray for them. Use three pounds
arsenate of lead, two quarts black mo,
lasses or glucose and so gallons of wa
ter and put it on in fine mist before
the grapes come into blossom.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
Human Responsibility.

81 suppose you think you can reform
him if you marry him."
ooh, no indeed" replied Maybelle
with toss of her pretty head. "A
girl doesn't have to bother about re-
forming a man now. Congress and
the police are now supposed to reform
everybody"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
BIissfuI Occupation.

The little boy had told little girl
that he loved her and the teacher or
dered him to write 81 love Bessie" on
the blackboard 100 times.
But that was no punishment" said
the teacher later. ''He would cheer
fully have written it one thousand
times"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1917-07-20
FRECKLES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly SnOts

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of your freckles as the
prescription othine - double strength 10
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion.
othine, as this Is sold under guarantee of
money back If It fails to remove freckles-
Adv.