Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-05

Stanley looks when he officiates at
the funeral OF departed Republican.
They called my name twice again,
but 1t was the roll call. The reading
clerk stumbled on the name the first
time. All he got out was the "Con"
part of II, and somebody yelled "hold
onto your silver: he's from Tulsa"
Wei, ! wouldn't care about the repu-
tation If | could live up to it, but il
they were to hang all these guys up
by their toes not enough money
would fall out TO buy home in
heaven for Buchncr. The capitol is
five miles out and | counted - OF
them walking to town this afternoon
TO save "A nickel. If the Missouri
house was here it would have to build
an extra tier of hunks
Tight? Rather!
II gave a bellhop at the Skirvin Is
cents today and 1t took four bits
worth of smelling salts to bring him
to- They're SO tight that I'm seri.
ously considering introducing bill
To convert the capitol into cheese
factory.
Some fellow made motion TO
have drinking water provided. They
referred II to the committee on pro-
hibition and temperance. | bring
THE only part of the capitol that
IS finished is that portion where we
, meet and they're shooting wells or
something all around us 1t reminded
me of the chaotic days in the upstairs
dining room when Yegg was building
his laundry.
No Bribc Offers
Il am terribly disappointed. |
haven't been offered a single bribe
iaul Madansky came up to see me
ana | took on renewed hope, but all
he wanted was a free story about a
ranch store he's going to open up
mere. suffragct saw me. but | saw
her first and got away. | think |
VIII vote for suffrage-not that I'm
Tor It, but 1t might win and / may be
IA candidate again, Crutchfield to the
contrary notwithstanding
They are going to give us $40
worth OF stamps To start with. got
that tip from a friend of mine who
knows a man whose uncle is a brother
OF member of the purchasing com
mlttee. Maybe we can trade them
for rides on the short line that runs
from the capitol to Oklahoma CITY.
have my car here. but I'm not using
1t for fear some lobbyist with n bank.
roll will see it and figure that I'm
rlch Ike my colleague. It's fine to
have n colleague who is rich; he re.
fcrs all the men with money to me
wei, as a matter of fact, | don't
know for sure how he got his.
Il don't see why Henry Greis or
some OF the other millionaires don't
get on over here and begin passing
the mustard I'll guarantee to de.
liver two votes for anything: my own
and that of a fellow bought with a
lO-cent cigar. II | had more cigars
| could control the legislature. Please
Iclcr thlS question to Charlie DAILY
Mistaken for Sykes.
Maybe if I had long hair. or hai
of different color, ! could get by
better But two fellows have already
called me Mr.. Sykes. SO | can't 70
any farther in the hair direction and
! positively refuse to carry a cane
FOR I'm known here. The governor
asked me out this afternoon to have a
! drink mean talk-with him and
when | came back in | saw some
member swapping his fingers at me
| walked over to him and he handed
me jitney. Here, boy" he said
run out and get me plug of Horse.
/ shoe Now, I'm no Charles |, so
why should they mistake me for a
Page? That's n pretty good pun and
| wish someone would explain it
carefully TO Bin Stahl. / haven't time
to draw diagram.
II am beginning to appreciate the
! fact that that old woman who wrote
to the governor stating that her boy
had been sent to the legislature. but
she didn't know what for. wasn't such
a boob as | thot.
IF any of the members would like
to build a Rotary club house | will
go ffty-fifty with them ON any bust.
ness they send my way. \ hunCh to
the wise is ample Just look at this
paper; ! had to buy it. The house
lettcrhcads will not be out for week
yet. If Bill Strykcr was here | might
get him the job of printing them,
providing he would pay me my bit
In advance.
No Bills Yet.
Il haven't introduced n single bill
yet. The last Bill | introduced was
Bill Gordon at the football banquet
Ask him If he has passed yet. That's
"A pretty deep one, too. If the speaker
would recognize me might pull some
of this stuff up there, but on the
square, | can't feel funny about the
legislature-its too much of sob
story.
81 don't know when the capitol will
J he done. The state is already done
for about million | think Don't
breathe that to a soul, tho, for think
, the governor is already suspicious OF
me. But at that I'm not half so sus-
picious as he looks, ask Dan DaVisson
"A member Of the legislature can
D claim his immunity under the consti-