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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-12-28
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-12-28

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-12-28

Our Country, Right or Wrong
Ii Right To Be Kept Right
III Wrong To Be Set Right
Carl Schur2.
, 1917-10-11

Since April 1 German submarines
nave been equipped with four new de-
vices which increase their destructive
ness, and render 1t more difficult for
chasers to discover their whereabouts.
Formerly the U-boats. to remain In one
spot, had to come to the surface, or
anchor themselves to the bottom; but
four small pumps are now used which
enable them to remain stationary while
submerged. This not only conserves
fuel. but prevents its enemies from
hearing the throb Of the submarines
propellers. Telescope periscopes give
further assistance to the submarine In
concealing its position. A. mixture of
oxygen and strained gas IL now used
In the engines, and the exhaust Is
washed free Of smoke and broken into
small bubbles, which do not leave a
wake. Finally, new listening devices
enable 1t to hear and Judge the size of
ships at a considerable distance.-Ex-
change.
, 1917-10-11
ANY CORN LIFTS OUT,
DOESN'T HURT A BIT!
No fooIIshnessl LIT your oorns
and caIluses off with fingers
It's like magIcI

Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or
any kind Of a corn, can harmlessly be
lifted right out with the fingers If you
apply upon the corn a few drops Of
%freezone, says a Cincinnati authority.
For little cost one can get a small
bottle Of freezone at any drug store,
which will positively rid ones feet of
every corn or callus without pain.
This simple drug dries the moment
it is applied and does not even irri-
tate the surrounding skin while ap-
plying 1t or afterwards.
This announcement will interest
many Of u readers. II your druggist
hasn't any freezone tell him to surely
get a small bottle for you from his
wholesale drug house.-adv.
, 1917-10-11
The Spirit That's Needed.

g. Bernard Shaw, the Irish play
wright, said recently in London that
nobody but an idiot could imagine
that the paciflsts and socialists would
be allowed to have any say in the
peace negotiations which will end the
world war.
"If Shaw is right" said a labor lead
er, 'it's a bad thing for the world. and
SO 1 hope he's wrong.
q" hope the peace negotiations will
create among the nations the spirit
embodied in a saying which an old
grandmother used to quote in my child
hood, namely
"If you want a n~eighbor, be one.'"
Exchange.
, 1917-10-11
Help to Save
Nations Food Supply

In this time of high cost of living, ev-
prevent waste and to heip save GOD. No
one means can be more effective than a
vigorous campaign to exterminate rats
which destroy over two hundred million
dollars worth of foodstuffs annually. Keep
garbage In rat-proof cans. stop up their
holes, and above all exterminate them
with Stearns' Paste, which can be bought
for a few cents at any store. A two ounce
box win usually rid a house or barn of
every rat. 1t destroys mice, cockroaches
and waterbugs as well. Adv
, 1917-10-11
An Evaporation.

Crossing the nowadays is
a serious proposition" said J. P. Nor
gan. who crosses the ocean continu-
ally, "but 1t isn't. after all, as ter
rible a thing as certain -exaggerations
would make you believe.
Anything to declaref' a customs
officer said to a man who had just
crossed the ocean.
ayes said the man. L declare that
I'm n mass Of black and blue bruises
from jolting and humping for six days
over a regular corduroy road Of Ger
man mines and submarines"
, 1917-10-11
A Bio Plumbers Bill,

The party of tourists were watching
Professor X as he examined the
wrapped body Of an ancient Egyptian.
Judging from the utensils about
him." remarked the professor, this
mummy must have been an Egyptian
plumber"
wouldn't 1t be interesting" said a
romantic young lady 'if we could
bring him to lifeF"
Interesting but a bit risky" re-
turned Professor X. Somebody might
have to pay him for his time."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
, 1917-10-11
CLEARS AWAY PIMPLES
Does cutieura oIntment-Asslsted by
cutioura Soap-TrIaI Free.

On rising and retiring smear the af-
fected surfaces gently with Cuticura
Ointment. Wash of in i've minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water.
When the skin Is clear keep 1t 30 by
using Cuticura for everyday toilet and
nursery purposes.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
, 1917-10-11
Catarrh of Stomach

Mrs. Mary Fennell, r. f. D., Po-
mona, Missouri, writes:
81 wish to say a few words In the
nralse Of Peruna. L have used 1t
with good results for cramps In the
stomach. Also found 1t the very
thino for catarrh Of the head. My
sister was cured of catarrh of stom-
ech by the use of Peruna."
Mrs. e. T. Chomer, 80 East 42nd
St., Chicago, ILL.,, says: "Manalla
hest laxative on the market for liver
and bowels. very good for indigestion
and heart burn"
Those who object to liquid medI-
o,nes can secure Peruna Tablets.
, 1917-10-11

"Dubwaite is a hard man to please"
$50 I've heard"
"He went into a cabaret the other
night and complained about the jazz
band"
Didn't 1t make noise enough to
suit him?"
mo. He said he didn't believe the
drummer was exerting his full
strength"
, 1917-10-11

Mrs. Short-How did 1t happen that
when We got back from the theater
last night 1 saw you let a policeman
out Of the basement door,
Nora-I don't know, mum, unless
the play you wuz to see wuz shorter
than they generally be.
, 1917-10-11

Tommy-Mother, 1 just saved you
a lot of money.
Ma-How so2
Tommy-Didn't you say an apple a
day keeps the doctors away?
Ma--Yes.
Tommy-Well, 1 kept about six doc
tors away today.
, 1917-10-11

Billion (engaging new chauffeur)-
And have you any references from
your last Employer
Applicant-No, sir; but 1 can get
some In about a week.
Billton-Why the delayf
Applicant-He's in the hospital, sir.
, 1917-10-11
Fastening His Departure.

us young Boreson making much
progress with Miss Gadder?"
"Nat in the of winning her
affections"
"No?"
at is currently reported that when
he turns his back to put a new record
on the monograph she moves up the
hands on the clock anywhere from fif-
teen minutes to half an hour"
, 1917-10-11
Dangerous Performance.

DANGEROUS Per1ormuhc6.
Rather a bad automobile accident
here"
$50 II is"
How did 1t happen?"
in the usual way. A young chap
in a high-powered roadster was trying
to drive with one hand and press his
suit with the other"
, 1917-10-11
An Emphatic Assurance.

"If o don't marry me-" exclaimed
the sutton, "Tll join the army"
LET me tell you something" an
swered the girl. "If you don't join
the army you won't even be well
enough acquainted with me hereafter
to ask me to marry you"
, 1917-10-11
True to His Word.

81 haven't any case" admitted thu
client, "but I have money"
"How much7"
Sixty thousand dollars"
"Phewl You have the best CASE
I ever handled" said the lawyer. tn
see that you icy go to prison with
that sum-"
And the client didn't-he went there
broke.
, 1917-10-11

The Amateur Gardener-What do
you consider Is best for cabbage
worms?
The Market Gardener never stud
led their diet closely, but mine seem
to thrive on cabbages.
, 1917-10-11

A woman would sooner do anything
than be herself.
, 1917-10-11

Good wine needs no bush; and q
good actress needs no press agent.
, 1917-10-11
Cohens Are Numerous.

New York city has more Cohens
than Smiths listed in its city direc-
tory.
, 1917-10-11

The best anudote to a woman is
a long dose of her.
, 1917-10-11

If you do not feel like flattering a
woman you can make a hit by knock
ing her lady neighbors.
, 1917-10-11

Reading, Pa, will feed city garbage
to municipal hogs.
, 1917-10-11

Makes the laundress ~happy-that's Red
Cross Bag. Blue. Makes beautiful, clear
white clothes. All good Gocers. Adv.
, 1917-10-11

Some Stingy Man.
We know a man SO stingy that ha
raise onions in a salve box.
, 1917-10-11

The fellow who tells you how to
u your business never offers to
finance the shop.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

"a Mans Got 90 30 a Mans Work.
ten SO e makes people do The hardest
thing IN this world 10 get .em to dos tits
GOT 20 make .em give up their money.
You talk about poems ana essays
tell sou when Il comes 20 The actual
skin o pu-lu' words together SO IS ID
make things happen. B. n. BIozs. right
here ia tG.s risE knows more IN q
minute tHau George Waldo Emerson
ever knew au hls whole HGe.
~You-vau may be- Bfhas said
ind.sHactlr. the Last word smofherel tH
q cough.
~0reaa-se I'm rl2hr. And r ita.u.t
just Isa Hau 90 want be- false up ElIa
the most outo-aate kind nFiHu
there E= Poems and essays sly
Lord. B.5os taar5 wemeus worst
why. look u E8rst expect that
poem q. hers would set a pretty high
water marx fer EoU. F8unr man. and
IFS the only one She's ever managed
% write 10 her whole life. and Edlz
q smart girl. she's zor more energy 10
her little finger taau vua ever give ms
2 chance 81 see 5n your whole body
BieHe I'm nor sayln word against
poetry wouldn't take ten thousand
dollars right uaW for rnaE poem ~
EGrh.ss aao paetrvs Gil right enough
in It's p7ee-1u5 You leave # - the
girls. i MANS get ~ 5a mans work
5u this world
he seated himself fn q chair ~ his
sons side and leaning over tapped
B.hHs canddeaHaUE % The knee.
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

responsibility for bringin my sons up
80 he men Now. so far. I've failed
with You But I'm not goiu ID keep
ON fauin' / never tackled q job yet
didn't put through. aud I'm nor gob'
to begin with my own SON. I'm goin
10 make a man Of YOU BY God.
ann
Bibbs rose and went slowly fo the
door where he turned. "Tou say you
give mea couple Of monthsE He saij.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

go But want 10 leave my share lu
It 10 mv boys. I've worked for f. I've
been "a builder and a maker; and two
blades Of grass nave grown where one
grew before. whenever + laid my hand
on The ground aud zylaed .em 10 grow.
I've 6ulr big. and ] want the buiIdin'
70 SO oa. And when nay last hour
comes I want t5 know that my boys
arc ready - take charge Blbbs. wien
I'm mp above { wasn't to know that the
big share I've made mine here below.
IS CROWN bigger ana bigger ia the
charge Of my boys
He leaned back. deeply moved
Elere. he said. huskilg 1--WE never
spoken more what was iu my heart Do
uy #ta. 7 do it because wan. you
- uuderss8na-auI u0r think me
mean father. never had ra tax fHat
way 20 Sim and Roscoe. They under
stood w5Hga. amy raik. Eiuhz
E see. said HlbBs. "AE least
a.1s ag. Rut-
hfaIl d minute. sheridan raised
his hand Tf sou see the least BIT DO
t#a world then SOU understand what
+ meant Ia.star. one o. my boss and
have l.u come na.s on me the way
you 5.I. aud have TO BE sent t3 sau.-
tar.uu because couldn't stand work.
Sow. lo zet right down ro tt Blabs
I've Ha# whole lot o tas with ole
Doc -awev about yea. one time and
another. aHa j reckon I understand
your case 5usa at1ue RS we'll as he
asns anyway.
-. Vow s-Hr .EfH WORT ma - -1#H zE-.-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

sheridan pushed a bell-button on his
desk Quincy said two months more
would put YOU back where you were.
You 20 home and beg,n-to get yourself
iu the right mental attitude before
those two months are up! Good BY
Good by, SIR" said Bihbs, meekly.
Continued Next Saturday,
Authenous all the time The Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

ou8Ho1s 70 the newcomer 4 5 the mas
sive door clicked softIv behind the
elderly sfenoErspber. Inc last Of the
procession, Rlhbs bad feeling that
they all understood that he was q faH-
ure as q great man son. disapooln Mt
ueEt the queer one. ~ the family.
and that he bad been summoned 10
udgueut--a well-fouuded Impression.
for Ebar was exactly hat they under
stood
SIT down. sa ia sheridan
III Is frequently an advantage for
deans =cb0ozmasterz and worried "a
thers 81 place deanauenss fri the sit
ting posture. Bl5bs sat
Sheridan standing. gazed anlguatl--
+. s4E upon hls son for a period Of
silence. then wa kcd slowly ~ q win
dow and stood looking out IF III. biz
big hands loosely hooked together By
The thumbs behind he back They
were sot.ed. as were aU other hands
down town. except such as might be
. still damp from basin.
Well Bibhs he said ar last not
+ altering his attitude. 40 you know
+ what 5m ZoIn 70 do With roue"
B-55s. leaning back IN bis caafr h-ed
his eyes contemplate upon the cell
ms. heard you tell Jim" be began.
% ms SIC" way You SAID you'd send
I.l.l p me ms eLilhe SHOP with me II ne
.s-- propose e MISS eFlEees e2
suppose mat must be your plan FOR rae.
But.
3dl Waa5s SAID Sheridan, trrlta big,
- --- son paused
-s4 mere SOMEBODY you let me
propose 10.
mat brought his father sharply
round 10 race him. You beat the
aefL.- btbhs what is The matter with
you ~ Cant you be Ike anybody
Liver maybe. said Blbbs. gently
h2'- Even ole Doc Quincy says
-'1-.- Eo'& "4la y2a organ
r.. 1o- Re 2 dreamer binos'
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-14

II you are in favor Of keeping this Nation
out of the War, be sure to send a postcard teIe-
gram or letter to your congressman and fHe
United States senators from this State Do this
At once! Tell them that you are opposed TO al
efforts to plunge this Nation into the war which
IS raging in Europe
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-11-15

II. c. M. Nordby wore a smile the
early part of the week that led us to
believe that he had landed some elu-
sive prospect for baby grand or play
er piano. We didn't learn our mis-
take till Tuesday when some one told
us that the whole Nordby family
rejoicing at the arrival Monday Of
a fine new boy.
DR.. Jorgensen made another good
addition to his herd of Duroc JERSEYS
when he bought a fine yearling boar
from Muller Bros. of Cumberland.
Iowa. The boar weighs better than
500 pounds and both its size and dam
were previous champions Of Iowa,
Minnesota and SouthDakota state
fairs.
The Kimballton firemen's dance
last Friday was well attended.
Schiappacasse's orchestra furnished
the music and were there with their
usual pep. While the attendance
was not quite up to that of past years
it was all that was expected.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. p. Lasen of Kim
ballton and Mr.. and Mrs. Chris
Brodersen of Harlan attended the
funeral of Valdemar Larsen in Des
Moines on Sunday.
Two automobile accidents, neither
of which resulted seriously for the
occupants of the cars. occurred in
Kimballton the past week.
Holger Anderson and family Of
near Harlan spent Sunday at the
Ortoft and Kjelgaard homes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Larsen Of
Harlan spent Sunday at the o. III.
Jacobsen home.
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Henry Campbell came from Stuart
today to visit relatives and attend to
business.
II. j. Hallverson was a business
visitor in Atlantic a couple of days
this week, returning home today.
LOOKING FOR A JOB-CALL AT
the Kraft-Farr Clothing Store, Au-
dubon. Iowa for particulars.
Joe Richards, who visited a week
with his daughter, Mrs. Spencer, re-
turned tod Audubon toay from Coun-
Gil Bluffs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hans Christensen
are the parents of a cute baby girl,
that arrived at their home near Gray
this morning.
Duff Ruddy returned today from
Blackstone, ILL.,, where he went to at
tend the funeral of his = cousin,
Anthony Ruddy.
Remember, those boys In France
are your boys. Do your Bit In saving
food and they will get their bite.
The food you waste today may mean
hunger to Someone, Somewhere,
Sometime. Be saving. Our SOL
diers in France are thinking of
Christmas, too. Be sure to mail
your gift by November Is.
One of the teachers in the high
school this week asked her class.
what they thought of teaching the
German language in the schools af-
ter the war is over. Getting no inn
Cd nf nf oil
she put the question to one of the
class, a young man of German par
entage, and his answer was: II have
thought of it some myself and |
think that there will be no use. as
there would not be anybody left who
could understand it."
The chances are that the turkeys
will be scarce this year. Now there
are none on the market and the cold
storage birds of unknown age that
appear in the city markets are sell
ing for 35 cents per pound. The
fresh birds will probably go higher
and the cold ones go along with
them. The government had pur-
chased big order of goblers to fur
nish the Christmas dinner for the
boys in the trenches and this has
helped run the prices up.
John Butterton while erecting his
new building at the rear of the Au-
dubon Hardware Co., store will make
some decided improvements in the
rear of the hardware store. The
present stairways will be removed
and another placed so an entrance
can be gained to both buildings
The office will be moved from its
present location up stairs to the
main floor and other changes OF
much benefit will be made at this
time.
Some of the boys who are in Camp
Dodge. Des Moines. write to home
folks that possibility remains thai
they may, or at least that a number
of the men at Camp Dodge may gel
ten days furlough at the Christ
mas and holiday season. They state
that the officers are in favor of the
movement and as result many OF
the boys are hoping for the furlough
'She determined to be boss of tn,
house. but he was pretty strong-will
ed himself" How'd she manag,
it," Became his cook instead OF
his wife," which was the easiest way