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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03

come ana see Inc new Styles
and cOlorings.-kling Bros.
Iberia Lodge No. 554. b. p. O.
Elks held their annual election Of
officers to serve the ensuing year
on Thursday night last There
was large bunch Of enthusiastic
members present. The selection
of officers was as follows: FIX
allied Ruler, Julius Maier; Lead
ing Knight, Alfred IcwaId; Loyal
Knight. George II. Riyicrc: Lee
turing Knight Robert Landry;
Secretary. r. d. SouthWelI
Treasurer, Nathan Davis: Tier,
Rene Courage; Representative
to Grand Lodge. Chas. NJ. Bahon;
Alternate, G. NJ. Compton; Trus-
tees, Scranton Rand and Armand
Hroussard. District Deputy Cain
of New Orleans Lodge No. 30 was
present and addressed the mem
hcrs on the good of the Order. The
meeting as a whole was a very
interesting one and great hopes
are entertained for an increased
membership during 1917.
Died. at his residence on
Field Street in this City on We'd
nesdav. February 2Sth, 1917 at
T 80 o'clock p. NJ. Mr.. Daniel
Boudreaux. aged A. years and
4 months. Mr.. Boudreau had
been in bad health since last win
ter and continued to grow weaker
despite the best Of medical atten-
ton. He was a son OF the ven
cradle Mr.. Rudolph Boudreaux
who survives him, together with
his wife and four children. De
ceased was a member Of TecheI
Encampmcnt No. 19, Knights of
Temperance. the members at
tending the funeral obsequies IN
body. The services were con
dnrtd from St. Peters Catholic
church on Thursday afternoon at
five o o'clock in the presence OF al
LARGE concourse Of relatives and
friends.
RUB-MY-T ISM-Antiseptic, Re
lieves rheumatism, SpraIns, Neu
ralgia. etc.
Thursday morning the local
management Of the Western I'm
ion here changed hands, Mr.
Burleigh being transferred toI
Hammond, La, and Miss Sallle
Carter who has served as assist /
ant for two years promoted to the /,
position. The Enterprise sin
cerely congratulates Miss Carter,
and we feel certain that the at
fairs Of the Western Union office {,
will be well taken care Of and the /
public given efficient service.
The United States Civil Serv-
ice Commission announces that
the following examinations will
be held in this City on March IA,
1917. Application blanks and
necessary information may be OBJ
tanned from the Commission at
Washington, ID. G.. from the sec
rotary, Tenth Civil Service Dis
trict. New Orleans, La. from the
Local Secretary at the Post |
Office in this City. Aid, coast |
and geodetic survey; apprentice
plate cleaner; transferrer and en-
graver; assistant and teacher, !
Philippine Service; assistant ex-
aminer, Patent Office; LOCAL and /
assistant inspector Of boilers and |
local and assistant inspector Of
bulls, steamboat inspection serv-
ice: computor, coast and geOdetic |
survey; craftsman, copyist topo-
graphic; junior architectural, |
and topographic; editorial clerk
electrician; engineer, assistant |
steam; fish cultnrist, Junior chem
ist. junior engineer, civil, and mo
chanical or electrical; junior civil |
engineer and craftsman; labora-
tory apprentice: physician; tele-
graph operator; telephone opera
tor: veterinarian.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03

MISS uDdIlStltdu VI ihipObuoA
is visiting her sister, Mrs. II. S.
Mcmahon.
Miss Rose Taul returned this
week from a visit to New Or
leans.
Mrs. Stanley Taylor of Fort
Worth, Texas is the guest Of her
aunt, Mrs. l.. 0. Vidrine.
Mrs. Albert DeBlanc returned
home Wednesday from several
weeks visit to New Orleans.
Mr.. John Taylor of Baldwin
visited friends here last Sunday.
Miss Vida Nereaux visited her
parents in Vinton last Sunday.
Miss Lucy Lewis of New Or
leans will arrive today from New
Orleans to visit Mrs. Taylor Cade.
Miss Margaret Hauser has re
turned from a visit to relatives in
Mansfield, La.
Mrs. M. c. Reeves left Thurs
day for her home in LongvilIe,
La. after a weeks visit here
with Mr.. and Mrs. A. f. Hall.
Mrs. George BlumenlhaI has
returned home from a visit to rel
atives in New Orleans.
Mr.. Dave Callen left Monday
for Lafayette.
Miss Lula Lemaire and Miss
Regina Landry have returned
from two weeks visit in New Or
leans.
Mrs. J. B. Vloeberghs of Lo-
reauville returned home this
week from New Orleans where
she bought a big line of the lat
est fashions in millinery.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. r. Carlo, lit
tie daughter and Miss Mary
Carlo. of Opelousas returned last
Saturday after a pleasant visit
here with Mr.. and Mrs. A. JennarO
and family.
Mrs. II. 0. Darby and her
nephew, a son of Mr.. George Pei
lerin, all of Texas spent several
DAYS here last week, the guest of
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Alex
Pellerin.
Among the visitors at New Or
leans during the Carnival was
Mrs. Ed. Pfister Of New Iberia.
Among the guests at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. John \. Buquor
this week were Mr.. and Mrs. }.
l.. Lyons Of Crowley and Miss
Quida Lyons Of Houston, Texas.
Hon. Alexander Mouton of La
fayette, Internal Revenue Collec-
tor for this District was a pleas
ant caller at our office on We'd
nesday morning.
Mr.. w. r. Sandager and wife
Of North Dakota are visiting at
the home Of their parents. Mr..
and Mrs. /. Il. Sandager near
Jeanerette.
We had an appreciated call on
morning from Mr.. IL.
VI. Mayo Of Houston, Texas. Mr..
Mayo is the Industrial lmmigra-
ton and Advertising Manager of
The Sunset Lines with headquart-
,rs in that City. For a number
IF years the gentleman edited a
newspaper at Morgan City and
alter was on the staff of the
Fimes-Democrat, where he served
or a number of years. Mr.. Mayo
s well-known in this section OF
he country and says the Teche
COUNTRY is the best in the United
states.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN.

Owner having no use Tor It. One Cas-
oline boat, IS feet long, 7 feet wide
Cabin 20 feet by feet, suitable for
pleasure or towing. Engine recently
bored out and new piston head and rgs.
Engine and boat in first-class condition.
For particulars enquire Of J. N. BAILEY,
SR., Washington. La.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03
PERSONALS.

Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Torian of
Lafayette were visitors here Mon
day.
Mrs. Mistrot and daughter, Miss
Lucille of Galveston, were vlsi-
tors here this week at the home
of Mrs. Jules Blanchet.
Mr.. Jerome Mouton and little
4; son of Lafayette visited Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Mouton last Sunday
for several hours.
Capt. and Mrs. Tom Morse of
Morgan City visited relatives
here this week.
The Sewing Circle met at the
home of Miss Lucy Gebert last
Saturday afternoon.
Miss Myrtis Courts of Del
cambre spent the weekend here
with relatives.
Miss Minnie Scott Thompson
of Wilson, La, is here visiting
her sister, Mrs. Or J. w. San
ders.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Ricaud Of
Centervile spent last Sunday
here with their father, Mr.. Felix
Patout.
Misses Aurelie and Jean De-
CUR of Alexandria are visiting
their sister. Mrs. Gus Suberbielle.
Miss Maud Estorge has re-
Nturned home from visit to
friends in New Orleans.
Mr. Ira Daniels at one time a resident
of New Iberia but now residing at New
Orleans was a pleasant visitor here this
week. the guest of his relative, Miss
Emma Daniels of East End
Master Joseph Suberbielle re-
turned Monday from a visit to
New Orleans.
Mrs. G. Gilbert Of New Orleans
and Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Soulier
kof Alexandria arrived here Mon
MAY to be with their mother, Mrs.
IN. Soulier who is very i'll.
Mr.. Pat Barrie of Plaquemine
was a visitor here last Saturday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Letcher
Grant last Saturday baby girl.
The friends of Mr.. Gerald Es-
forge regret to learn of his i'll
ness and hope he will soon re-
cover.
Mr.. A. Schexnayder has re-
turned home from a business trip
to Napoleonville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Estorge
of Opelousas are here at the bed
side of Mrs. E. Soulier.
Mrs. Seeman of New Orleans is
repairing her home on Pollard
Avenue into a bungalow and will
make her home in New iberia.
The friends of Mrs. Clarence
Duperier are delighted to know
she is recuperating from spell
of illness.
{ The Episcopal Ladies Auxiliary
will meet next Wednesday after
noon at four o'clock at the resi-
dence of Mrs. Julius Koch. All
members are requested to be pres
ent.
Miss Mildred Weeks has re-
turned to Sophia Newcomb i'll
New Orleans.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Holbrook |
have returned home from their
honeymoon trip to New Orleans.
Miss Minnie Simon is visiting
friends in New Orleans
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03
WANTED

A young lady to represent our line js
furniture in New iberia Will pay sal
airy or commission Leave name and adj
dress at Hotel Frederic or adl-a
SHILLING FURNITURE CO, Lafay-
cite Ia
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03

WANTED-White woman to
look after kitchen. Must be
cake and dessert maker.-Apply
Hotel Frederic.
New goods received daily
King Bros.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1917-03-03

Come and see the new styles
and coIoringS.-kling Bros.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
AT LANTA, BIRMINGHAM 4
ATLANTIC
Departures.


No. IL leaves Brunswick a. m.
Atlanta, connecting at ThalmaGa with
seaboard for Jacksonville. and OF
Gffernran with A. c. l.. for, Savannah
No. 5-Leaves Brunswick 9:40 a.
m. connecting at Thalmaun with
throeght Seaboard train for North
ard South.
No. LEAVES Brunswick 2:45 p. NJ.
connecting at Thalmann with through
5eaboard train for North and South.
No. 13-Leaves Brunswick sos PM
for Atlanta, cor uecting at Tha,manr
with Seaboard local South, and Of
Offerman with A. c. l.. for Savannah.
Arrivals.
No. 14-Arrives Brunswick 1920
a. m. from Atlanta and local points On
Seaboerd frora South.
No. 6-Arriver Brunswick 11:69 q.
n form Thalm; nm, connecting witt
Seaboard from both North ond Soutl
through trains.
No. 3-Arrives Brunswick SAT D.
r from Tha.mann, connections from
Ssaboard, 10th North and South.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
jJn WOMEN
TESTIFY
sos;kive Proof that Lydia E.
Einkham's Vegetable Com
pound Restored Their
Health.

Ycnkers, N. Y.-'I suffered from a
Dad case of female trouble, backache,
nervousness and indigestion. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound re-
stored my health after everything else
had failed. Mrs. H. j. L. FEATHER,
81 Hamilton Ave, Yonkers, N. Y.
Danville, Ill.-''I would not be alive
today had it not been for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as it
cured me from severe case Of female
trouble. Mrs. o. A. Coz, Batestown
Road, Danviile, Ill.
Ridgway, Ps.-'I wish all women
who suffer from female troubles would
lake Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as l avoided surgical oper-
aticn by its uss. Mrs. o. M. RHINEs,
2idgway. Pa.
North Haven, Conn. - "Lydia E.
inkham's Vegetable Compound re-
,tored my health after everything else
2ad tailed when passing through change
# life. There is nothing like it to
3vercome the trying symptoms. Mrs.
florence ISELLA, Box 1917, North
iaven, Conn.
The many convincing testimonials
onstantly published in the newspapers
ugbt TO be proof enough to women who
pffer from those distressing ills pecu-
Jar 70 their sox that tyda F.. PinlIham 8
yegetable Compound is the medicine
hey need.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
STOP LEFT OVER COUGHS.

DIR. Belfs Pine Tar Honey Will stop
that hacking cough that fingers aror
January. The soothing pine balsamS
loosen the phelegm, heals the irritat
ed membrane, the glycerine relieves
the tender tissues, you breathe easier
and coughing ceases. Don't neglect
lingering cough, it is dangerous. DR..
Bells Pine Tar Honey is antiseptic
and pleasant TO take, benefits yor ne
and old, get it at your druggist Today
Formula on the bottle. 25c.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
Get RID or That Miserable reeans.

Get Rid or That Miserable See.lns.
Thcre are few diseases that make
one feel more miserable than dis
ordered stomach. Mrs. A. Wingale,
Gorham, N. Y. writes: II began u.s.
ing Chamberlain's Tablets about FIVE
years ago. At that time / was having
a great deal Of troable with my stom
Piles Cured In G to ID Days.
Your druggist will refund money II
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any
case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or
Protruding Piles II. to IA days The
first application gives ease and rest.
so cents.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Life Pills tonight and throw off the
sluggish winter shell. At druggists,
Spring house cleaning means clean.
ing inside and outside. Dull pimply
skin is an aftermath of winter mac
tivity. Flush your intestines with a
mild laxative and clean out the accu.
mulated wastes, easy to take, they do
not grippe. DIR. Kings New Life Pills
will clear your complexion and bright
en- your eye. Try Dr. Kings New
zJc.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
9ijou Theatre.


Bessie Love is considered a real
ind" when it comes to a movie
star" A little less than a year ago
Bessie Love did not know what d
}noving picture looked like and her
wonderful rise to stardOm is little less
than marvellous. Miss Love will be
starred in Nina, the Flower Girl' at
the Bijou today. A big comedy will
also be shown. Thursday Ethel Clau-
ture in THE Bondage OF Fear"-Fri
day House Peters in CAS- Men Love
Coming George Bcban in THE Bond
Between"
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
Soldier Recovering.

Soldier Recovering.
Jesse o. Irwin, of the Chathams, is
reported as rapidly receiving at the
City Hospital from injuries sustained
when thrown while tanning q wild
horse at Camp Jowett Monday. Al
though many have been thrown and
injured in this work, this is the first
case serious enough to require hospi
tai attention.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
VIII Coach Children.

Rabbi George Solomon, Of Savan-
nah, is expected to be in Brunswick
Sunday for the purpose OF coaching
the confirmation class of Temple
Beth Teifloh. The class viii be con
f.r11ed May q. Effort will be made
to have him conduct services in the
evening in the synagogue.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Funeral OF Little Evelyn Slaughter.
Evelyn. tie sweet little daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs l.. " Slaughter, occur
red from the home OF her parents
yesterday afternoon, Rev. o. p. Gil
bert, Of the First Baptist church, con
ducting the same. a large number of
friends of the dear little departed
one and the family attended the fun
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
New EmmeIine Schedule.

Beginning yesterday the Cumber
land Route steamer Emmeline will
make trips every other day instead
o. daily as heretofore. The steamer
also makes the trip to ST. Marys.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
o Q = o 0 O o o o o D o
D PERSONAL. O
o o o o O O o O o o O o

II. Kaufman is spending few days
in the city.
j. c. Kemp, Tampa. spent yesterday
in the city.
Arthur Lee. Tampa, is i'll the city
for a few days.
II. X. Gates, Chattanooga, WAS in
the city yesterday.
M. A. Martin, Fernandina, is in the
city for few days.
T. NJ. Rawlins, Chattanooga, was in
the city yesterday.
r. Torras was OH a business trip
to Savannah yesterday returning last
night.
T, o. Jordan, Atlanta, is spending
a few days in the city.
William Doyle, Savannah, is spend
ing few days in the city.
T. d. Cook, Chattanooga, Is spend
ing few days in the city.
Judge Max Isaac has returned from
business trip to Macon
John M. Patrick, of vidalia, was
in tho city yesterday on business.
alyt-----
After business trip to Macon. G.
Il. Leavy has returned to the city.
II, Il. Boyd, Tampa, has arrived in
the city and will reside here in fu-
ture.
M. o. Rampier, London, England,
was in the city yesterday enroute to
Atlanta.
The many friends Of Rev. M. c,
Austin will be glad to learn that he
continues to improve.
II, r. Fraik, Memphis, who has
been in the city for the past several
days, has returned to his home.
Albert s. Howe. New York arch
stect. was among the prominent Wis,
| itros to the city yesterday,
| Judge Dart in the Ordinary's court
yesterday qualified for office the
| new Justice of peace, J. l.. Beach,
| ,bn,, he l,i /, i-
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Judge Dart in the Ordinary's court
yesterday qualified for office the
new justice of peace, j. l.. Beach,
when he gave him his commission.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Jekyl Isiaad butter, fresh shifmen
received daily. Wright and Cover Co.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Jekyl Island butter, fresh shipment.
eceived daily. Wright and Gowen Co
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
Q 5000 OoOoNO ooL
Q KCTFS {
. c
0 o o o 0 @ o o o 0 o o c
The Tides

The Tides
High water at 3:04 a m, and
:35 p. m; low water 9:2S a. m. and
9:6S p. III.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
pienty of Fish.

Fish are biting good and strong at
iresent and many excellent catches
re being made daily by the many
Brunswickians who enjoy this sport.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

Albert S. Howe. a New York arch
fleet, was among the prominent Wis
itros to the city yesterday.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

II, r. Fraik, Memphis, who has
been in the city for the past several
days, has returned to his home.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02
eral.
Pavilion Open.

eral.
Pavilion Open.
Lanier's Bath House and Pavilion
opened for business yesterday. The
management announced it expects a
large season.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

The many friends Of Rev. NJ. c.
Austin will be glad to learn that he
continues to improve.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

II, Il. Boyd, Tampa, has arrived in
the city and will reside here in flu
ture.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

M. O. Rampier, London, England,
was in the city yesterday enroute to
Atlanta.
The Brunswick news., 1917-05-02

After 4 htainc23 trip to Macon. G.
II. Leavy has returned to the city.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-24
RIppIIN6RaYNES
H@MK Mdson
NcyTgtr I9y7
WANT IN GERMANY.

THE crops have failed in Germany.
and famine stalks the land the
wheat is poor and verminy. the
sugars full Of sand. The drou,h did
more than Wilson or our armament,
could do, and cen the noted P%ilsener i,
nut a sickly brew. The kaiser, in his
vanity, Swore war full soon would
cease; the foe, regaining sanity, would
come to him for peace. oh, hungry
ioIk OF Germany, what of your kaiser's
VOW Art ready to determine he has
dealt you bunk enowl Whose heart.
strings ache and culver worst-your
heartstrings or the foes? Your children
cry Tor livcrwurst, smearkase and
things like those. The little kids are
c'amoring, their faces wet with brine,
and nil the foe is hammering at Hin.
denburg, his line. Red Bill, proianely
Sertnony, OF Colt must ever pirate. and
Tod has blasted Germany more than
the British hate. And while Red Bill
was blithcring Of backing from on high
the country's crops were whitening be
meath a burning sky. Oh, hungry folk.
we sigh Tor YOU as we 20 forth to kill
oh, starving kids, we cry for YOU, while
Swatting Kaiser Bill.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-24
OUR r Y POPULATION.


IN round numbers the population OF Oklahoma City is
100000, composed Of the highest type of citizens. In &C
curing numbers we have been more careful about quality
than quantity, hence have built a community of the righ,
sort of people.
1t was noted in the lS-years-ago items Monday that a
writer for The Times Of that day stated that this city would
add 5000 to the population in the next year, concluding in
July OF 1913. 1t was a daring statement to make at thai,
time, since the federal census only two years before, in
1900, gave Oklahoma City a population of barely 10000
And old timers declare that the count was made twice to
reich the figures which put us in the 10000 class.
Just what the next fifteen years will bring in the way
OF population no one dares to prcdict. II we get oil near
this city, Oklahoma City will take high rank in numbers.
II we don't find oil in our dooryatd, we still will continue
to grow.
But in all the growth which we experience il is the
unanimous wish of our people to get quality rather than
numbers. II we obtain more factories TO round on, our
industrial scheme, let us make sure thai, the factories are Of
the class that assures high wages, We want no mob here
to work at industries that cannot pay attractive wages.
Let the population grow. But let us not relax our e-
forts to see that QUALITY is the requisite, and not mere
numbers.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-24
THE O PROBLEM.

Ills 10 the gasoline age while consumer. of that com
Ss modify are interested in the price which they daily
49, will decline, the problem is not one of price, but of
WUsy.
.okiahoma Is making strides in the manufacture Of
UDeRne and il is likely that additional refineries will
6S6k in Oklahoma becoming a governing factor in this
~ The demand is increasing, so Oklahoma is certain
= respond with 4 greater supply, just as this state always
tea TO meet emergencies.
A. expert recently told a convention of engineer, tina,
~ ll7 production Of gasoline will be in the neighborhoot
= 1Soo0Q0o gallons, or this amount American auto
1890 will use 2,0ooy0O,OOo gallons, leaving only 500,
40 gallons for the use Of military trucks in Europe
3 where the gasoline engines other than the one, ii
AneeDeAeass are to be supplied was not stated by the ,peake
referred to the enormous figures in connection witt
D.Glseline output.
In Z nation consumes it, corn crop, such crop cal
tpopheed BY planting another one. But we cannot d
With gasoline. All that can be accomplished is t.
y new oil fields and gas field, and thu, increase tn
49, Of gasoline.
n 8pme day the limit in the gasoline world /, to b.
tnehsd. Perhaps when that time arrives a substitution
vi be found. But the problem now i, to find new
o9ces Of gasoline. The situation points to renewe,
teaviy In the mineral development Of Oklahoma.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-24
A LITTLE MORE SELF.SACRIFICE..

WATER is still scarce in these parts. We get rain that
W gives temporary relief, but it may be a few weeks be
fore the river will rise to the occasion and overflow the
reservoir. SO. the city officials are asking water patrons
not to use water for washing vehicles.
1t will require some self-sacrifice to drive the car while
it is covered with mud and dust But it is better to ride in
a soiled car than to hazard the supply OF water which may
be needed for fire protection.
Part Of the summer has passed. Each day brings US
nearer to permanent relief in the water situation and no
loyal citizen will oppose the rules which our commissioners
are enforcing for the general good.
Save the water. Well have plenty later on. But don't
hazard the supply by washing the Rotor car until the Ca.
madam river rases and attempts 10 flood the lowlands.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-24

doesn't have to sit mp nights worrying
about how to inves, his spare chang
The girl who marries a widowcr is a
second edition. But the girl who mar
RES a bachelor is liable to be a twenty
second edition.
The easiest way we know OF to pick
up some easy money would be to bet the
other fellow that he can't repeat the Ten
Commandments. The only trouble
would be that YOU would have a hard
time getting a man TO take the bet,
Love is what makes a girls silly gig
Gle sound like a musical gurgle.
We wonder how a woman keeps from
getting seasick when she takes off her
h~ccllcSS house slippers and puts on a
pair of shoes with four inch heels
A real boy can't understand whv
Noah was ever TOOL enough to take ,
pair of cats along with him in the Ark.
There is a lot IT Merry Sunshin, in
this world. But you seldom see any OF
il at the breakfast table.
Why does a wife brag about her hus-
band when he isn't around and knock
nm when he is around
Some men save shaving time by wear
ing whiskerS. And others lose time by
parting their whiSkers in the middle.
What has become OF the old fash
toned liar who used to tell his son that
whipping his son hurt him worse than'i
did his son?
The Princess who imagincS that she
knows more than her Mother has a hard
bump coming to her.
A man may imagine that he is some
mechanic. But it takes a woman ~
solve the mysteries Of the paper pattern.