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The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-14

90 Golden : On :,
I'll .D.l,s spent Tuesday
n s..,..u Va. : visitor to Pat
ls@ ,s: :i class at the Con-
y C1 ...;ne daily.
: a.teh Of Riverside is ;. the
= ! I'M n. rg Gray: II
c.jhia of Berwick,
y .sad.y with friends
c.rn.ek Of Baltimore was a
Z. ! our city for q day.
c.,.,,.n Of Amelia is visit
~, IA our city today.
Blanco of Berwick
4. d.y with Mrs. Raby.
a Cb.s. Pecott was a visitor
I'D. n our city Tuesday.
r,outh If Garden
= =. visitor here Sunday
= pruids Circle will hold their
=, meeting Thursday night
Henry Poncio Of Berwick
visitor to relatives Monday.
J. H,,ry Langsfield of New Or
=. =, visitor to our city today.
. rhos. Booksh and son are
=, ,elatiyes in Plaquemine this
psek
/ 4 Daniel Norman OF Patterson
!, our city Tuesday visiting rel
tive.
M. H. K. Settler, left Tuesday
..aiue for New Orleans for a few
ts visit
NJ Irene Renthrop Of Lake
,;a,.. vas a visitor to friends
y tuesday.
\, md Mrs. Alex Falterman
ii he week end in Patterson
"a rIatves.
r.s Rosa and Emma Fields
i. De guests Of Mrs. Brown in
Ina Monday.
IA Fred Mensman Of Patterson
, II fuest for a few days of her
~, Nm. Toups.
n Bernucho Of Glen Orange,
i Ae guest Of Miss Gertrude
Il fsr / few days.
III Hazel Boudreaux has re-
M from . weeks visit to
N h Jeanerette.
N Z I. Norton entertained a
y iieads at Tea Monday evening
/ - home in Federal Avenue.
~ Chapter No. 5 o. E. S. held
NJ interesting meeting Tuesday
= A large attendance was
NJ
~ Nary St. Justine returned
- Sacred Heart Academy after
n days WIT to the Lake Charles
1glt
kR 3. Kidd will spend a few
= p Lake Charles, visiting his
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-14
CLERKS OFFICE,
ST. MARY PARISH. LOUISIANA.

ST. MARY PARISH, LOUISIANA.
l, Wilbur H. Kramer, Clerk of
the 23rd. Judicial District Court, in
and for the Parish of St. Mary,
State of Louisiana, and ex-officio
Recorder thereof, do hereby certify
that the above and foregoing. is a
true and correct copy of the origi-
nal, now on file and of record in
my office, recorded in Book No. l
Record of Interpretations, at page
PIG, Entry No. 70, of date Oct. 10th
1917"
In evidence whereof witness my
official signature and the impress of
the seal Of my office, this 10th day
of October, A. D. 1917.
WILLIAM II. KRAMER,
Clerk and ex-officio Recorder.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-14
Imperial Jewelry Store
I. ". Schmidt, Mgr:
PHONE as

There is a report current that
handsome business building will
soon be begun on the site now oc-
cupied by the fire-damaged building
formerly occupied by the peoples
Drug Company.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-14
2 K. S. FOSTER
2 K. R. HOOD

2 K. S. FOSTER
TX. R. HOOD
10 WARREN B. REED
10 H. M. GOTTEN
5 w. M. GOTTEN, JR.
by H. M. Gotten
C. E. KING
10 A. M. GOTTEN
10 w. D. ROUSSEL M. D.
per NJ E. Norman
IS MRS. F. BAUER
per M E. Norman
WITNESSES:
GEO. L. PERRET,
ANNIE GEORGE.
ROBT. E. BRUMBY,
Notary Public.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-14

The Morgan City Daily Review
delivered to your home 40c week.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
WORDS LOST THEIR FORCE
schwab Should Have Spoken Into
Photograph, He Is Told, When
Discussing His Speech.

A banker who was told that Charles
81. SchWab, the president of the Beth
lehem Steel works, was one of the
most forceful speakers ever heard at Il
banquet table, said he believed ii, and
then told this story:
About the time that Schwab was
buying Bethlehem steel, and had made
arrangements with Pliny Fisk of New
York, to handle the bonds, he went
over to New York, and, of course, was
entertained at dinner. There he
made one of his most forceful utter
0nces. Mr.. Fisk was moved to such
an extent that he said to Mr.. Schwab !:
'That will sell the bonds. Only, you
should write 1t out for me when you
return, so l shall have an accurate
statement"
Mr.. Schwab wrote out his remarks
rs soon as he got back to his home and
sent them to Mr.. Fisk.
Mr. Fisk saw him soon afterward,
and said why didn't you write me
what you said?'
Il did" responded the steel master,
7 wrote the exact words"
"WcIl," answered Mr.. Fisk, much
Disconnected, you should have spoken
them into a phonOgraph.'
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
His Sensitive Soul.

George Challis, owner of theater
in Munce, Ind, believes that the cray
ing for passes to shows becomes ma
mia, and relates a case in point
according to the indianapolis News
He had been besieged for weeks by a
man for passes to shows in the thea
ter, and two or three times, Just to get
rid Of him, had passed him in. which
only seemed to make him the more
insiStent the next time, although Chal-
lis was under no obligation to him
Finally the fellow struck Challis one
day when the latter was suffering from
the effects of a poor house the night
before, and, eXasperated, he reached
down in his pocket and handing the
importuning one 4 dollar, said, 600
over there to the box Office and buy
yourself ticket like other people do"
Putting up, his dignity RULED and his
feelings apparently hurt, the other re-
piled, "What do you take me fora
cheap skater" And then haughtily
walked away-with Challis dollar in
his pocket.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
GERMANS BRIBED THE UMPIRE
Carl Emil Junck Tells How Teutons
Are Tricky In Other Ways
Than in War.

Carl Emil Junck, a dye importer of
Chicago, was talking about Germany
The German spirit today is tricky
shlfty and false he said. The Ger
mans today think It's clever to cheat,
Their war, with its violation of every
war law and every international agree
ment, IS a cheating war.
Here is an Illustration of the Ger
man spirit.
"Whcn l lived in Elberfcld I organ
ized Il football team among the Elder.
FIELD boys. Once. when the team was
to play 4 neighboring team, 1 gave the
boys 100 marks to buy shoes, leg
guards or whatever would most help
them to win.
"Well, they won, but their shoes and
leg guards were very old and shabby.
and 1 said to the captain after tho
game:
"'Glad you licked EN-, though Ger.
tainly some of the decisions were close.
But what did you do with the money
gave your
1.-THE captain answered with a know,
ing smile:
"You said, Herr Junck, that we
were to use the money in any way that
would best help US to win; so of course
we made a present of it to the UNI
p!re."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
DON'T Neglect Kidneys
Swamp Root. DR.. Kilmer'S PreScrip-
ton, OvercOmeS Kidney Trouble

1t is now conceded by physicians that
the kidneys should have more attention
as they control the other organs to a re
markable degree and do a tremendous
amount of work in removing the poisons
and waste matter from the system by
altering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed We take less ex-
ercise, drink less water and often eat
more rich, heavy food, thereby forcing
the kidneys to do more work than nature
intended. Evidence of kidney trouble,
such as lame back, annoying bladder
troubles, smarting or burning, brick
dust or sediment, sallow complexion,
rheumatism, maybe weak or irregular
heart action, warns you that your kid
neys require help Immediately to avoid
more serious trouble.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as kidney and
bladder remedy is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There is nothing else like it. 1t
is DR.. Kilmer's prescription used in pri-
vate practice and it is sure to benefit you
Get a bottle from your druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15

"Children trained from the very
start to self-expressiOn enter school
with invaluable mental preparedness
for the work TO be done there They
have Il poise that keeps them from
being diflident in class. They are not
afraid to ask questions, declares a
prominent educator. They know how
to tell what is in their mind. In ASSOC
ciating with other children they get
more Joy from it because they know
how to make themselves understood.
Older people find them more charm
ing and interesting.
EFFECTIVE training toward self-ex.
preston in the young child means thSt
Characteristic for life, and there is no
training more effective than telling MIN
stories and teaching him how tC tell
them.
asking about a child's doing will
encourage him to tell you about them.
For instance, when your little boy
comes home from q walk Let him to
tell you all that he has seen while
out When he comes in from play
get him to tell you all about the fun
he has been having.
always make hiN feel your vital
interest in his thoughts and actions"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
cSAGE OIL { REFINING CO.. Oklahoma City. okla
A LOCAL SALESMAN
She Studied Byron.

Mrs. Hawkins. who posed as a lit.
erary woman and professed great ad.
miration for Byron's works, had re-
Gently purchased a little dog and was
showing him TO caller.
what have you named him" asked
the caller.
"PerchanCe," was the reply.
"What singular name for an AMI
MALI commented the caller.
81 named him after ByrOn's dog,
she explained. Don't you remember
the line in 'Childe Harold where the
poet says, 'Perchance my dogT"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
What's the Use?

Il have been rejecting" said an old
timer, upon the case of the average
man, rs his neighbors see him.
IF he is poor, he IS a bad manager.
If he is prosperous, everyone wants to
DO him a favor.
IF he is in politics, it's for pork. If
ne is not in politics, one can't place
him, and he's no good for his country
"If he gives not to charity, then he's
stingy dog. If he does give, it's for
show.
IF he is active in religion, he IS a
hypOcrite If he eyinces no interest in
matters spiritual, he's hardened sin
ner.
"rf lie shows affection, he's a soft
sentimentalist. If he seems to care
for no one, he's COld-blOoded.
'If he dies young, there was a great
future ahead of him. If he attains
Old age, he has missed his calling"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
A Won1sn Teachea seamanship.

When one of the instructors in the
government navigation school at
Charleston, S. c., YVES compelled to
leave, n woman, Mrs. Charlotte S. Pat.
ten Of Maine. took the helm. and Is
now teaching beginners in n"uliral sci
ence. Mrs Patten is the widow Of a
sea captain, and for fifteen years lived
on board ship. After the death OF
her husband She continued her life on
the sea on board ship captaineI by
her son-in-laW.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Wireless Air Raid Warning.

The London Daily Chronicle reports
that Mr.. ThOrp Hincls has devised ap.
paratus for giving warnings of impend-
ing air raids. 1t is claimed to be es,
peclally applicable to factories and
public buildings. An electric resona.
tor is placed on the roof, and on the
sound of a given pitch being produced
the resOnatOr causes bell to ring in
the building until it is stopped 1t is
said that large areas, such for instance
as the whole of a city, can be simulta-
neously and instantaneOusly warned,
Scientific American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Can't Live on S25, 900 a Year.

The somewhat irritating story Of the
woman who cannot support herself on
a large income hobs up again. Mrs.
Olga Kohler FlOrman of New York has
been drawing $4,000 annually from
the state of her father, but she asks an
Increase because she has gone in debt
She alleged that her husband earned
only $50 week and that she had to
contribute TO the support of an infant
son. The court allowed her a bonus
of $4,000
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Surprises in Housekeeping.

Mrs. Simpleton, having been bust.
ness girl. was bit worried over the
intrlcacics Of housekeeping.
I'm having such trouble keeping our
food" She confideI to her bosom
friend Il bought real nice-loOking
refrigerator, but II doesn't seem to
work Well at all"
$40 You keep enough ice in it?N
"Ico:" gasped Mrs. Slmpleton. ice"
hope YOU don't think, after spending
all that money or a refrigerator we'd
60 20 the additional expense of buying
Ice"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
The Retort.

1.-TWO wrongs don't make a right.
Still
A senator was discussing the food
control bill.
''While the bill has its drawbacks, -
he went on, there would be worse
drawbacks without 1t, and so we can
face our opponents like the lady.
"My love- her husband said to
this lady, you spend all your money
getting your palm read
"She smiled swcetly.
"'And you, dear she retorted,
spend all yours getting your nose
red"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
RED FACES AND RED HANDS
soothed and Healed by Cuticura-Sam.
Pile Each Free by Mail.

Treatment for the face: On rising
and retiring smear affected parts with
Cuticura Ointment. Then wash of with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. For the
hands: Soak them in a hot lather
Of Cuticura Soap. Dry, and rub in
Cuticura Ointment.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
a Uniuue Specimen.

We once knew man &c or 81 years
ago who read the Congressional Rec
ord closely every day and he is still
alive. Indeed, he afterward went to
congress and settled there. Has any
one heard of another reader of the
Congressional ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Is.
c. State.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Labor Scarce in Coal RsnIon.

So scarce is labor in the coal region
that when Jacob Schocn Of pOttsville
Pa, Superintendent of highways, al.
vertised for men for work on the
streets, the only reply he got was from
a man 50 years of age.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Ducks Poisoned.

The biological survey has found that
a number of ducks around Great Salt
Lake, Utah, We're suffering from lead
poisoning as a result of swallowing
the shot present in large quantities
about the shooting stations and blinds
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15

We offer SlVUlO Tor any case Of catarrn
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
L. J. Cheney &; Co, Toledo, Ohio.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Honduras to Open Mint.

Silver coins being scarce in Hondu-
ras, that country is to reopen its mint,
which has been closed a long time,
and melt up and reduce in flneness
100000 pesos, which will then make
100000 pesos.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build LIN The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form The
Quinine drives cut malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. 90 cents.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
More Trouble for censors.

New Thought leaders who are In.
structing the followers on how to "tele.
path" messages to soldiers in France
are creating new difficulties for the
censors.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
MOTHER!

Have you ever used MOTHERS JOY
SALVE for Colds, Coughs, Group and
Pneumonia, Asthma, and Head Ca
tarrh? If you haven't get it at once.
It will cure yOu.-Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Onesided.

He-I suppose we arc TO consider
the engagement broken?
She-You are; not me. I'm still On
gagged to some one else.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
The British Rifle.

The British rifle is the outcome of
the South African war. It holds ten
cartridges and is sighted from 200 to
$500 yards
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
PAINFUL.

give taken a vow not to talk about
the war"
GLOW old are yOu?"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15

Edward Alcotts voice was recOg-
nizcd over the phone in New York
the other day by his pet parrot.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
HMedcine
forWomen
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has Relieved
the Sufferings of Women.

1t hardly possible that there is woman in this
country who continues to suffer without giving Lydia E.
Pnkhams Vegetable Compound trial after all the evi.
dence that continually being published proving beyond
contradiction that this grand old medicine has relieved
more suffering among women than any other medicine in
the world
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15

A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation. Tone up your liver with
WriEhts Indian Vegetable Pills. They act
gently AID surely. Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15

Aurora, IL-"For seven long months I suffered
from female trouble, with severe pains in my back
and sides until became so weak l could hardly
walk from chair to chair, and got so nervous
would jump at the slightest noise. was entirely
unfit to do my house work, was giving up hope of
ever being WE'LL when my sister asked me to try
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. l took
six bottles and today am healthy woman able to
do my own homework. l wish every suffering
woman would try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
and find out for herself how good
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Correction,

"Is your wife good plain cOOk?"
mo, she isn't; she's a good pretty
one"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1917-11-15
Could Hardly Get Off Her Bed.

Could Hardly Get OFF Her Bed.
Cincinnati Ohio want you know the good Lydia Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has done for such bad
health that could hardly
had been doctong long time and mother said
Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound So did, and
has certainly well able do my
and happy expected around the do again.
and others know what Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound has done for me JOSIE CoPNER 1868 Harrison
Paramount, Cincinnati, Ohio. \
you special advice write Lydia L. Pnkham
(cOnfdentiaD Mass Your letter
by a and held in
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1917-08-24
UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY.
BUY WESTERN BEEF CAT
TIE FOR GEORGIA
FARMERS

The A. B. & A., working in coop
Grafton with Government authorities
at Washington, is in touch with farl:,-
ers in that part of Texas affected by
the dTeuth, who own large numbers
of fine type of beef cattle. including
Hereferds, Short Horns and Angus,
which must be sold at a sacrifice.
These cattle are perhaps thin, but
otherwise in good condition, and can
be purchased at from $4,000 to $40
90 per head; the average price will
probably be around $500 per head.
The misfortune of the Texas stock
men offers splendid opportunity for
Georgia farmers to replace the piney-
woods cattle with the finest type OF
beef cattle at price that anyone can
, afford to pay.
The A. b. & A. is arranging to send
one of both Of its Agricultural Field
| Agents, Messrs. w. X. Tucker, OF
Fitzgerald, and L. G. Proctor, Of Tai
ladega, Ala, to Texas, to assist Geor-
gia farmers in purchasing some OF
these cattle. Anyone interested should
make his plans to accompany these
men. If there are others who may
not be able to go and will place their
orders with us within the next two
weeks, and arrange through his bank
in payment for purchases made, we
shall be glad to act according to our
best judgment in filing these orders
| Mcssrs Tucker and Proctor are both
experienced men, they having made
several trips to the West, purchasing
registered stock for Georgia breeders
and can be depended on to use good
judgement and conservatism i'll filing
any orders which may be placed with
them by Georgia farmers.
The information we have comcs
direct from the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture in Washington
which leads us to believe this is the
best opportunity that has ever been
offered for the Georgia farmers to
start in the stock business right.
W. w. CroXton. c. P. A..
IF. A. B. & A. Ry., Atlanta
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1917-08-24
SWEET SMELLING DRINKS
THE FAD IN ATLANTA NOW

Atlanta, Ga, August 21.-Getting
lit up on perfume is said to the latest
refuge Of the thirsty Atlanta drinker
who is either unwilling or unable to
pay the blind tigers exorbitant price
for low grade liquor
The interesting discovery has been
made, according to persons informed
on the subject, that certain kinds of
perfume contains sufficiently large
percentage of alcohol to render them
Intoxicating when drunk to excess"
as the old Georgia prohibition law
would say; and it is reported that
drug stores are doing a rousing bust
ness in these particular kinds. :
OF course man assumes a serious
gastronomic risk when he pours CO.
logne or toilet water into his system
in sufficient quantities to make him
feel exhilirated, but at least it does
not make his breath smell like a
moonshine distillery, which is one of
the wcll-known disadvantages of in
dulging in corn liquor.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1917-08-24
FLAT FEET ACCEPTABLE

Washington, D. C., Aug. 22.-Flat
feet do not necessarily disqualjfy a
man for army service Provost Mar
shall Gen. Crowder, in a telegram
to state governors today. called at
tention to the army physical rcgula-
tons, which specify that a broad,
flat sole is common in laboring class
es, particularly among the negroes,
and is i'll no way disabling"
In the fiat foot which renders a
man unfit for service" the reguIa-
tons explain, "the arch is so far gone
that the entire border rests upon the
ground, with the inner ankle lowered
and very prominent and the foot ap-
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1917-08-24
SOLDIERS KEEP MILITARY
CITY SPOTLESSLY CLEAN

Atlanta, Ga, August 23.-If a work
man at Camp Gordon, the great mill
tary city being built near Atlanta for
training $4,000 troops, throws a piece
OF bread or scrap Of meat or q ba-
mana peeling on the ground after cat
ing his lunch, = soldier steps ND and
takes his name and orders him to re-
port to the office OF his division and
get his time, and forthwith he leaves
Camp Gordon and looks for work
somewhere else.
If rich contractor forgets the
sanitary rules and throws a cigar
stump OR the ground, or otherwise
commits any sort OF nuisance, a SOL
der steps up and accompanies him to
the office OF the sanitary inspector,
and this official separates the con-
tractor from $50 or $500 Of his mo-
ney, according to the nature OF the
offense
Camp Gordon is CLEAN.
In all the vast area, stretching for
miles over hill and down dale, there
is not vestigc OF paper, or scraps
Of food, or water melon rind or fruit
pecling, or anything else but grass
and leaves and trees and lumber.
And the cleanliness Of the camp
today while thousands Of men arc
working like single machine, is
nothing compared to the absolute
cleanliness that will prevail when So
600 soldiers are CHARTERED in the
great wooden barracks buildings,
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1917-08-24
GETTING SHORTER

Atlanta, Ga. August 21.-Where is
this short skirt craze going to lead
to?
From Paris comes the word to At
lanta dealers in women's ready-to-
wear that they are going still higher,
and some of the more conservative
merchants, who are prominent in
church and Sunday School circles,
are beginning to get uneasy concern
ing the upward tendency
Already it has reached the point
where grown women no longer to be
classed in the chicken category wear
skirts halfway up to their knees, and
the spectacle along Peachtree street
in the afternoon rush hour is no sight
to delight the eyes of an evangelist.
If they go much higher the women
might as well put on their Bathing
suits and let it go at that