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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
WHEN THE WAR Is OVER

WHEN THE WAR Is OVER
wnen the val is over, Laddie,
Just take a tip from me,
Ihereu be no German submarines
A'driving thru the sea.
For the Fatherland of Kaiser Bill,
The guy we're going to lick,
Will have a brand new Kaiser,
And the same will be a Mick.
well change the song, ~Die Wacht
Am Rhine,"
Into an Irish Reel.
And make the Dutchman dance it,
If It's so inclined we feel.
For the police force in Berlin
Will be Micks from County Clare
When we put an Irish Kaiser
In the palace over there.
Sure in every German parkway,
You'll find a sweet Colleen.
And the fields Of waving sauer kraut
We will plant with Shamrocks green
No leverwurst or sausage
When a Dutchman drinks his suds
The heather guns and gas bombs
Well throw them all away;
Wen make them use shillalahs,
Or bricks of Irish clay.
They will wear no iron crosses,
Sure tits Shamrocks they will veal
When we put an Irish Kaiser
In the palace over there.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
BARR

One of T. T. Ratton's COWS commit
ted suicide last week by falling over
a Rock Creek cutbank.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Arndt have been
prastering their house the past week.
Mrs. E. o. Hudspeth prepared a
fried chicken feed in honor of Major
Hickok, Monday evening. Ask the
boys if they have ever had "all" the
chicken they could eat.
Sam Hookland expects to go to
Hinsdale and bring out Mrs. Hook
land and the new baby girl Saturday.
Mrs. Gerrit Jansma of the Rock
Creek country had the misfortune to
break a bone in her foot last week
and will be laid up for some time.
The Watkins man and a grocery
man from Minnesota were c%anvassine
this country last week.
Mrs. Ova Knutson has been hired tt
furnish the Hatton and North schools
with coal this winter. He brought out
Friday for a short pleasure and bust
ness trip combined.
Mr.. and Mrs. Accola came out OF
his first load Tuesday.
Miss Marcus opened school at tn
, Jordan Coulee district Monday morn
| ing.
Sam Hookland has installed a GRO
quet set at his place and e%ntertaine
the "club" at croquet Sunday.
e A lot of lumber has been haule
l out for the new garage, blacksmith
shop and harness shop at Geneviev'
The Lutheran Ladies aid will hol
), their aid meeting at the Frank War
home, Sunday, September %.
S Mrs. Burrows entertains the w. v
+ Art club Saturday afternoon.
d Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hockey ar
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
BOOKS NEEDED FOR
THE SOLDIER BOYS

Have you a book in your library
that you are willing to give to the
soldiers? Send it to the nearest Y.
M. C. A.. and it will be forwarded
through the national a work coun-
Gil of the Y. M. C. A. to n of the
cantonments on the Pacific coast for
the use of the enlisted men.
At the three large training camps
at Linda Vista, Menlo Park and Amer
lean Lake, WASH, more than 100000
men will be stationed and there will
be a number equal to this at other
camps and military posts in the west.
These men must have reading matter.
Books r essential. Will you help
in supplying them?
Books of fiction and drama are
wanted most, books of adventure, sea-
stories, detective stories, historical
novels and collections Of short stor-
les. Such authors as Jack London,
Peter B. Kyne, Charles Van Loan,
Kipling, Doyle, O'Henry, McCutcheon'
Harrington, Hopkinson Smith, Open.
helm and Stockton are favorites with
the men,.
You will be doing a real work if
you send a good book to occupy some
of the spare time of the enlisted men
Any Y. M. c. A. secretary will see
that the book is forwarded to the
cantonment or military post. Put you1
name on the fly leaf as the donor
and you will hear from it.
This is a work which women car
do for the enlisted men. It is a fit
ting task for societies and women's
clubs. Further information may b.
had by communicating with the ma
tional war work council of the Y. IA
C. A., western department, $40 Firs1
National bank building, San Fran
cisco.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
RECORD BREAKING PROSPECTS
AT COLLEGE OF ST. TERESA

al OAAGU VI Oh AA/ASA10<N
The scholastic year Of the College
of Saint Teresa, Winona, Mimi, opens
Thursday, September G, with the reg
ular registration of students. A dis
tinguished faculty has been provided
which, together with an enrolment
unprecedented in the history of the
college, points to a most successful
year. The marked increase in the
number of students has necessitated
the opening of a new college dormi-
tory, Loretto hall, which is to be
turned over to the incoming fresh
man class. The ever-increasing popu-
larity of Saint Teresa's is attested
by the influx of students from many
states in the Union.
The faculty list also attests to the
wonderful growth of the college,
showing this year the addition of sew
eral professors. Special interest is
centered on the fact that the Rev.
erend Nicholas Corona, Ph.D., Uni
versity of Mexico, Mexico City, will
take charge of the Spanish and 1tal-
ian languages in the division of Ro-
nance languages. In the Spanish
particularly, DR.. Corona will undoubt-
eddy create an atmosphere most con-
ducive to the success Of a language
which has assumed such wide COM
mercial value in the world of today.
In connection with this, it is of in
terest to note that the college library
will be enriched by a splendid col.
lection of Spanish and Italian classics
imported directly from Europe. The
Reverend Thomas Normoyle, S. T. L.
who conducted the Greek of the Col
lege Summer Session, will take over
the Greek classes for the scholastic
year. The department of German Ian
guages will be headed by the Rev
erend julius Haun, Ph.D., DID,, O.
the Urban college of the Propaganda
in Rome. The Latin department will
be in charge of Miss Mary Jane Ben
nett, M. A. Miss Jessie Quigley, M
A., teaching fellow of Columbia uni
!, versity, New York, will direct the de
: partment of mathematics. Sister N
! Rachael, M. A., Columbia university
9 the department of English, and Mis-
Helena Blackwell, B. A., will assum
charge of the public speaking worl
Another initial feature of the ne
year is the installation of the ne
hall, pipe-organ, the gift of an VI
\ known benefactor, Christmas, 1911
. With the beautiful college auditorium
as a setting, the organ presents
most impressive spectacle.
:. With such an suspicious openin
~ splendid results may be anticipate
for Saint Teresa's in 1917-191S.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
GOOD NEWS FROM IRELAND

GOOD NEWS FROM IRELAND
Oh, Paddy dear, and did you hear
The news from Shamrock land?
Old Erin's so2s-the fighting ones
A lasting peace have planned.
The Ulster boys, the Munster joys,
Connaught and Leinster lads,
In meeting LAY will dig the grave
OF the grudges of their dads.
In Dublin town they'll all sit down
Shillelahs strictly barred
And there discuss each family fuss
With brotherIy regard.
Orange and green, the old time scene
Of broken heads, they say,
Lock mighty small beside the pail
Of broken hearts today!
In Murphy's clan is many a mar
Mourning a hero true,
Who fought and feel where shot and
shell
Bereaved the Thompsons too.
The crepe they wear, the grief they
share,
| Will make each foe a friend,
And stop the blows when ancient woes
Threaten a warning end.
Oh, Paddy, dear, and did you hear =.
The news from oversee? 2
Old Erin's sons-the fighting ones
Have promised to agree
Elk.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

track. The results would prove de-
cidedly disastrous. However. the Sub
marine" lives up to its name pretty
well, being hidden from view most OF
the time unless your eye can pene'
trate the huge wave of speed-dust OF
which it is usually a part-if there Is
any dust to be picked up. Mr.. Lamp
kin pilots the Submarine" without q
periscope, however.
The two noted drivers and their ia
nous cars will clash on the state fair
track in a hot contest for a $1,000
purse in q special match race. The
purse will go to the best two out OF
three.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

The great Lightning (Blitzen) Benz
and the famous 290 horsepower Fiat
Submarine" cars that have earned
world regulations through their speed
marvel performances, r among the
entries received by the state fair man.
agement to date for the big motor
contests to be held at the Montana
State Fair, Sept "a to 20, under the
sanction Of the International Motor
Contests association.
The Lightning Benz is the holder Of
the worlds speed record-the almost
superhuman speed of mile in 25h
seconds-which is travelling some! 1t
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

Is reputed to be the fastest. highest
powered and most expensive auto We
hicle in the world. One of the above
illustrations shows it floating along at
the careless rate of al miles an hour
better than two miles a minute.
The atmosphere-cleaving Fiat Sub
MARINE" rated at 29O horsepower, has
been entered by r. Burr Lampkin,
England's favorite speed driver, to
compete with "Wild"Bnl EndicOtt and
his streak Of unclaimed lightning for
first honors. The Submarine" has
so much power that no has ever been
sufficiently foolhardy to give her all
she's got"-especially on a circular
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
YPRES

In the salient of Ypres there are
not less than 1OO, 900 graves of allied
soldiers, sometimes mared by plain
wooden crosses, sometimes obliterat-
ed by the debris of ruined trenches,
sometimes hidden in Of fields.
The ground is forever England; it is
also forever France. When the wal
is over this triangle of meadow land
with a ruined city for its base, will
be an e%nclave of Belgian soil conse'
Grated as the holy land of two peo'
pies. 1t will be, for us the most hal
lowed spot on earth, for it holds oul
bravest dust, and it is a proof anc
record of a new spirit.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

ne can work without danger to his
eyes.
Another kink is the doubling up of
the ordinary rifle strap in order to
use 1T to obtain a sling-grip. By max
ing the sling short enough, it is pos
sioie to obtain a vise-like grip on the
rifle with the left hand. This helps
considerably in steadying it.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
MAY CUT SUGAR PRICES

Washington, Sept. 14.-Representa-
tives of the can sugar refining indus
try will confer with Herbert Hoover,
the food administrator, concerning
establishment of a price for their 1917
output. Beet sugar producers already
have agreed to a maximum price
which they will enforce voluntarily.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14
1000 KINKS OF RIFLE SHOOTING

lsUUV NlNNS VT NlT LIZ
The average recruit who starts in
at West Point knows as much about
the fine points of rifle firing as a
longshoreman about flying. First, he
masters the elementary steps-the
manual Of arms and the correct firing
positions. a Y the Popular Science
Monthly. Then he must learn a thou
sand facts not mentioned in the
drill Regulations"
Among the rifle kinks, for instance
is the smoking of the glass rifle
sights for firing in the sun. BY SIM
ply holding the sights over a flame
of a match-or better, over an alcohol
flame-a light layer of lampblack is
spread over the sight which enables
the soldier to fire even when he di-
rectly facing the sun. And when his
back is turned toward the sun the
reflected glare is eliminated so that
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

The cane sugar crop this year prom
Uses to be the largest ever grown in
the United States.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-09-14

entertaining an aunt from Portland
Oregon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1917-03-03
HUMORIST
IS COMING
TO COLLEGE

John X Bangs will give the last
lyceum number of the year at the o.
G. w. on Wednesday evening, March
27.
One of the busiest and most prolific
pens of the last quarter-century has
been that of John Kendrick Gangs,
the inventor of "The Genial Idiot, -
and the discoverer of "a House-Boat
on the Sty" The author of nearly fif-
ty volumes of humorous prose and
verse has found time even in period
of such productivity to devote deal
of energy to other things than writing,
and has been in turn managing editor
of Life, editor of the departments of
humor for Messrs. Harper & Brothers,
editor of Literature, editor of Harper's
Weekly and of the Metropolitan Maya
zine In 1894 Mr. Bangs was the Dem
ocratic candidate for mayor of Yon-
kers, and, as he felicitously puts it,
was by the grace of the electorate re-
turned by a comfortable majority ITO
the bosom Of his family, unwept, UNI
honored and unstung." In the presi-
dental campaign Of 1908, he was one
of the most popular speakers on the
stump in New England, his experience
as a platform speaker in the harness
for over ten years standing him in
good stead in getting close TO his
hearers His platform manner is in
tensely sympathetic and partakes more
of the nature of a pleasant chat with
friends than of that whirlwind oratory
which affects the rafters of a hall
rather more strongly than the hearts
of the listeners. You will miss the
treat OF the year. if you don't hear Mr..
Bangs.
Mr.. Bangs most notable platform ef-
fort, "Salubrities I have Met" is a
lively running talk about the more or
less famous men and women he has
known in the course Of his career. It
includes gossipy anecdotes Of states
men, potes, novelists, philanthropists
and others, and closes with an expui-
site presentation of the character o.
one Of the great of "Salubrities," Mark
Twain, in a vivid personal sketch Of
the great humorist which is profound
ly appealing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1917-03-03
WORDS, MASTERS
OF OUR ACTIONS
Importance Of Speech Declared to be as
Great as That Of Ideas

words are women, deeds are men,
wrote George Herbert in the early six
teen hundreds ACTIONS speak louder
than words" runs an old proverb. De-
mocritus said, words are but the shad-
ows of actions" These are only half
truths, however. They might just as
we'll be reversed. There can be no ac-
ton without thought behind it. But
you can't voice thought without
words. Words are the tools of thought,
the weapons Of the intellect Word
wisdom is thoughtwisdom. Deep
thoughts require deep words. This
proves that words are the masters of
all action-of all conduct
The thought, through the word pre-
cedes the deed, guides it, controls it.
Words are just as important as ideas.
Thought without adequate expression
is void and empty. How beautifully
the scriptures express this in Genesis:
"And God said; BE light made. And
light was made. {" And God said:
Let there be a armament
let the waters that are under the heay-
en- be gathered together let
the earth bring forth the green herb
let there be lights in the firm.
ament." In fact, the words of the Del
ty were His very acts Of creation. This
has marvellous significance, once one
stops to think of 1T.
If words, therefore, play so impor
tant a part in thought and action, why
is it that people in everyday life do
not cultivate the use of words? Word
study would certainly get word.viE
dom, thought-power, deed-energy, A
dictionary should be daily compan
ion. Within reach every hour of the
twenty.four, frequent consultation
would produce surprising results in a
short time. We feel sure that our of
fer of The New Universities Diction
ary will be of lasting benefit to oul
readers. We know of nothing tha
could be more welcome at the same
time in office, school. home, shop ant
study. Our coupon in to-day's paper
explains terms.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1917-03-03
NO cINcH TO BE A LADY
COP IN LONDON NOWADAYS
BY United Press.

BY United Press.
London, Feb. 9. - (By mail -
WANTED: Ladies to act as police
men; must be well educated, and not
afraid of work; salary Sc a week"
It's no easy matter for lady to be-
come bobby" in London. After she
has assured the authorities that she's
a perfect lady" and a demon for
work, she must 90 through a severe
course Of sprounts before she can
start drawing down her six per-
Here's the test:
Report for call-calI at $3.50 every
morning of the week. Start at once
on patrol work, and later go on duty
at the police station. From to in
structions from inspectors in special
duties. From s to 10 more patrol work
to finish up the day.
The lucky ones who pass the test
are then sent to the munitions facto-
ries. If their job doesn't go up in the
air they get a uniform and after re-
porting to ''Mnie" Dawson. Chief Off
Ger OF the woman's Police Service.
start at work keeping the peace.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1917-03-03
HOW 70 PREVENT GROUP

When the child is subject to attacks
Of Group, see to it that he eatsNa light
evening meal, as an overloaded stom-
ach may bring on an attack; also
watch for the first symptom-hoarse'
ness, and give Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy as soon as the child becomes
hoarse. Obtainable everywhere.
d-w-1m
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1917-03-03
ELEPHANT BUSTERS
FOR INAUGURATION
BY United Press.

= BY United Press.
+ Washington. March S-On a
+ special train de luxe, with bag
+ and baggage, and with full
+ ranks, the Woodrow Wilson
= League of North Dakota rolled
+ into the capital today.
= Fortified with large enthusi
+ asm and larger cigars, the
+ northwesterners stepped from
= the train, after trip Of some
= thousands Of miles, prepared
: to help inaugurate the presi-
= dent for whom their state, up
+ setting tradition, swung five
: erstwhile Republican votes in
+ to che Democratic column.
+ "The straw that broke the ell
= ephaRts back they insisted.
= as the special drew in. They
= have been assigned a promi-
= nent place in the big parade.
= in recognition OF their efforts.
4 = = = \ = 4 = = : = = :
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
SCripps-Booth Makes
Good in Hard Service

As demonstrating the stamina and
the low upkeep OF the Scripps-Booth,
the experience OF B. A. Small, sales
man Of San Francisco, is pertinent.
Mr.. Small, who covers California
from San Francisco south to the
Mexican border, decided last sum-
mer to divorce himslf from railroad
travel.
Accordingly he purchased a
cripps-Booth roadster from the
dealer in Redlands.
Since then he has used the car,
carrying himself and his sample cases
from San Francisco to San Diego,
stopping at the coast towns on the
way, and back again by way of Bak-
ersheld, Sacramento and San Jose,
his is his regular route.
Recently he reported to the Scripps-
Booth dealer from whom he pur-
chased the car, that he had travelled
more than $1,000 miles and was still
u the set OF tires with which the car
was equipped when he bought it. Mr..
Small further said that he had aver
aged twenty-seven and two-thrds
miles to the gallon OF gasoline and
had used thirty-one and one-half gal
Ions of oil.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
HUDSON SPEEDSTER
ARRIVES IN OMAHA
Finished in Cobalt Blue, With
Vermilion Wheels and
Black Body Edges.
HAS A POWERFUL MOTOR

There has been a new birthday in
The famous family OF the Hudson
Iuper-sixes," said Guy L. Smith, "the
new Hudson four passenger speed
,ter, for which the youthful element
has watched impatiently since it was
hrst announced, has at last been put
m the market.
ITS a chubby sport motor of TN
matched beauty and striking design.
the most spirited in appearance of
any chum car you will see on the
roads during 1917.
"The lines of the new model be-
speak the fieetness and tremendous
power which its super-six motor guar
Rntees. Twice this motor has broken
the transcortinental record in one
continuous trip of 1000 miles. 1t is
Singularly the motor for a powerful
speed car, equal to any emergency,
quick on the pickup and interchangeable
tor ranging far and fast with the ut
most security.
Owing to the great demand in all
our other styles, the factory is able
10 build only limited number Of
Ipeedsters this year. Many orders
have. already been placed ahead by
motorists, who know the Hudson
product.
The speedster is finished in cobalt
blue with vermilion wheels, and the
beveled body edges are finished in
black. The wheels are 32x4h inches.
The body is low; the seats are de-
signed for iounging comfortably. and
heavy leather is used throughout.
II am confident that the demand
for this car will be so great that the
factory will be unable to keep up with
orders, and as | am DESTROYS of see
ing it we'll represented in Omaha. l
advise those who are seeking a dis
tinctive open motor to by all means
see the Hudson super-six speedster
at an early date"
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
Central Labor Union to
Ask Removal of Curran

The Central Labor union will send
10 the city commissioners a petition
asking for the removal of City Electro
clan Currdn.
At the regular meeting Of the union
Friday evening the Omaha union of
electrical workers obtained support OF
the parent organization in presenta-
ton of charges that Mr.. Curran has
been negligent. in his duties as city
electrician and as member Of the ex-
amining board Of electricians. 1t is
alleged he S indiscriminate in issuance
of temporary permits to journeymen
electricians who have not been ex-
amined; also that meeting of the ex-
aiming board have not been held
regularly.
Nothing in it. They just want to
start something. The city ordinance
expressly provides for Temporary per-
mits," said Mr.. Curran.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
Omaha Women Buy Machines
To Knit Socks for Sailors

Two knitting machines have been
ordered by the National League for
Woman Service from Boston for the
purpose of making socks and sweat
ers for the men in the mosquito fleet
on the Atlantic coast,
This action was taken at the execu-
tive meeting OF the National League
for Woman Service at the Fontenelle
on receipt of letter from Miss Har-
riet Smith to her mother, Mrs. A. c,
Smith, telling of the immediate need
of the men in the mosquito feet out
of Boston far warm clothing, which is
not furnished by the government.
"The weather is bitter cold on the
sea now and the men, who are con-
stantly exposed, need knitted sweat
ers and socks. Three college men
from Boston have already died from
pneumonia because of the lack of
warm clothing" writes Miss Smith.
Mrs. A. c. Smith has donated IA
skeins Of yarn with which to begin
the work and, since the National
League for Woman Service requires
no dues, all donations of either yarn
or money to assist in carrying on this
knitting crusade will be welcomed at
the league headquarters.
The legs of the socks are made on
the machine and the feet are made by
hand, One pair of socks can be knitted
by machine in forty minutes. a.
Bee Want Ads Produce Results.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
Omaha District Ranks
Third for Patriotism

Omaha ranked third in navy en-
listments for the week ending FRI
day night, and was exceeded only by
Chicago and Minneapolis, according
to information just received by Lieu
tenant Waddell. Omaha's score for
the week was 1870, against 1877 for
Chicago and 400 for Minneapolis.
Kansas City, St. Louis and other mid
west cities much larger than Omaha
fell behind.
This district will almost secure the
big quota of 800 assigned for it to
raise by May S. When the station
here opened Saturday morning it
lacked l01 of having the 800. 1t is be-
lieved that most of these will be
signed up by midnight. A group of
twenty-one arrived from Springfield,
S. D., to join the navy. Bad weather
lately has hindered the recruiting.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-06
Uncle Sam Takes Charge of
Grain Movement, Rumor Says

An Omaha Grain exchange rumor
from Chicago says the government
has Communicated 1000 freight cars,
which are being sent to Omaha to be
loaded with oats for transportation to
the Atlantic seaboard and delivery to
Europe.
Omaha railroad officials, however,
disclaim any information of this move
ment, but admit such action could be
taken without knowledge.
One thousand cars would load over
100000 bushels, which IS Just about
he quantity in storage in Omaha
elevators.