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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28
O. Hnrtiehllnn.l


Sic wollte ibre SreimOilt bic 5rnii
@ebeinrdtiit, beiiiden, cine feline ltn0
liebensuiiroi9e Gomc. SS6r berltor-
bener Wlaln mar elm GROCER Welebr.
fer geipeien Wlon botte cine groBe
Gdferfoniilie nocb i6nt benonnt.
glidBeroen pie 10 mun1es 3rdau-
mentriift, mar Die 9ldtin sic Eante
ienes @ebeinen 9ieaicringSrots
SSroit @ebeinrat bate eS trob Der
cbrenpollen @e5icbing 5u Der nett
cntoedtcn a1ierfaniiie redjt fnopp.
etc lcbte oDne Dieuitm1ohcn imo
Iieb iidb nur oie 9rfbite 9Irbeit ibres
&nusbalts bon Der 9ortierfrat beior.
gem Ens iibrige tat iie iel6it in
Wldceban0idilbcn uno einen Sditb.
den mf Dem Saor
gIber oud) nit @locebonOlhitben
nngeioBt blei6t Der gllltog grob.
Die @ortierfruu 5eigte nidt gciii.
gen0 9lcipeft mo 0rinite bobniih,
penn He ocn geringen Sfiic6enabfoll
forttro9en iollte. 60 bate 6rou @e-
beimrot ibre SreuHoin Vonberling
eebcter. ibr ood einiae Seftpfropfen
mit9abringen, Ole iie oann imo mann
IN ben 9lbfalleimer Der &iihe perfen
tonnte.
s5rnu pima botte bcreitpilligit at.
geiogt. Gbgleih ouh 9omberlings,
tDenn iie inter iid waren, obne ieoen
iibertriebenen gluipouo ipeiiten.
9lber mir nliiiien ms Der boben
Wleimine liuierer 5reun0e nidt iii.
merit seigen.
5ron Gonberling ging in Gin
@eingeicbGft, beltellte eillige Sldiben
rotten 2ii1pein u1o bat 0en 8erfdit-
fer Inn ehIige alte G6anpngner.
pfropfen
9lber natiirlid fron5oiii9e fiiete
lie bin5ii.
sn Sie iptr0c bon Srnii @ebeimrot
nit GROCER SreuOe eiHpfanaen oenn
0icie bottc id5 ioebcu fiir6terli1 ge-
drgcrt uno mar iiberauS fro6, ienono
ibr Ser3 ollsidiitten an f0nncn. 1ie
@ortiersirnt bate cine fleiue @ips.
biiitc 3erihlagen sic SAiller barge
felt bate. Statt zines SSortes Scr
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28

Somc for @i0oms anO Orphans,
1915 @oltou-StroBe.
Some Of tie SrieuoleB Of 9olti-
more 0iti0.Sill- imo 2afnDette.9lUe.
9nlgencincs Gcutibes @ailcnbaus,
glisQrit6s no6e SrlcauS.StraBe.
gSieBner SoGn s. Orphan gliDlunt
3l0t Goitern.2lbenue.
Souie Of @ooo S6ep6erO, @lount-
uuO Sollins-StraBe.
aclio Some ior Girls, 5oreIt Fart.
2mprence Settlement %olie, SIG
@eitSom6ar0.StraBe
&ittle Siitcrs Of tbe @oor, &allep-
rno Ereiiou-StraBe, a Some for the
9lgc0 Of oiD Denomination.
Slitberon GeoconcB Not6ers Some,
2500 @eit-9lortb-2Iuenue.
9iorgorct s. @ennet Some, IA Dit
8rouflin StroBe.
@larDlono 9liDlunl & Training
Shool for 5ee6leninOeo, Spings
N1ills, N}O.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28
9lltcn6cimc nno gSaiicn.glnitaItcn
in Baltimore.

Soloation GoD 0iurierp, 17t6 Ga
Tlern.9(uene.
Somucl 9lca0O Shool for 6emoIe
Orphans, 9}ort6- mo Sorioro-9lOe
lIniteo Botriotic Srp6anage, 1924
Nlooiion-glpcme.
georfing Girls Some Daughters Of
Ssrocl, 1900 Sit.9altimore-StraBe
g(Oclai0e Sail 9oaroing Souie for
Girls, 25i0 @reenmolint9lp 9lpcnue.
5ricnolD SIM, 500 SiiO-S6arp-Str.
glgeO WleuS Some, 1400 gSeit-2er-
.StraBe.
9lgeO gSoucns Some, 400 &eIt-
Seyington-StrdBc.
9n( Saints Some for G6iIoren,
g8arlpid 9Ipenle &C. &.
shl9sburo Some, TAG Sscit-2eging-
ton.StroBc.
Baltimore Wlomlol 2o6or S6ool,
@oi6ington imO 6reocrid &oao.
Baltimore ORPHAN 9rglnm, Strif-
fcr., na6e 2erington-StraBc.
9o1s Some SocietD Of Baltimore,
Colbert. imo Bleoiant-Str.
G6riit q. 6. G6urb Nrpbanogc,
@nilforo.glDenne mn 81. Str.
G6riition Some for @irIs, $40
%ort-9lpenue.
G6riIiion Sri6une Some for Young
Gables, 1924 @eit-8o0ette-Str.
G6riiiion Some for @irls, $40 Earf-
9loenue.
GcoconeB Some 81. 6. G6urd, 1901
MnOiion-9lbenue.
Ggcnton 5emole Orphan gliDlum,
&olono- mo YlcrrDmdir9loc
8lorcncc Grittenoen Wiiiiion S37
5ollins.S .StraBe.
GeutiMcs @reiicn1cim, 1888 gSeit-
@oltimore-S -StraBe
0eutides Goong. Seenanns-$eim,
1908 9eaion. StraBe
Sebrep 6rienOlD Snn, 115 9liS.
Qiit6. .StraBe.
Scbrcw Srp5on 9liplum, golOcrtpn
Seig6ts.
Some for 8oaen @omen 5 9lorO-
ereter. Strobe.
Some for Confederate @iot6ers,
1920 2inOcu-2lbenle.
Some for t6c 9lgeO, 42O gloro'
Sulton-9lUcnuc.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28
qutaI6eridlte nmg ggaihinntom.


vi ~ G. II u u X p
gefoDr.
92it fnoppcr 9lotb entgingen elf
8erionen oorunter 5pei 5rauen
oen Sooe ourh ertrinfen I'M 4oto.
mac, ais oos W}ctorboot, in ipclhent
iie fltbrcn, in Der 91dbe BON Sbep-
beros 9oint, 9llnronorio, bon oem
Sdjlcppcr Gladiator eeranHt unO
berlenft muroe. sic muroen bon oen
W1itglieoern ocr Dlonnidoit Sdlep.
pers aus Dem g9oiier ge5ooen uno
nod @ai5ington 5nriidge6radt. 0as
Wtotorboot geborte Dem Sronf Wlc-
Gormid bon glr. 936, gl.StraBc, g.
gg. 9unres 0umar bon gir. SOB,
6.StroBe, 60, beiono ii6 or
Steuer, ols Scr ltnfaa iicb creigncte.
Gie iibri9en Berionen, Die gerettet
ipuroen moren: 8rnnf 0lcGormid,
3S Sabre alt, glr. 936, gtStraBe,
91..g8.; 5reo. g8iaioms, 42 Sabre
alt uno elmer @iQions, icin 20.jdb.
riger Sobr, Scr. 700, Z. StroBe, g..
g.; gernoro Burns, %, gtr. 74s, z.
StraBe. 60; sSomes 6. ToBlor,
90, g2r. 514, 0.StroBe, go. 5rou
Sames s. SaDlor, 90; SRI. 2uciIle
GrDcr, Is, Scr. S2t, A. 5troBe, &c.
gg.; SoiepB Garuio. "a, gar. Gil,
6. StroBe, g1..g.; gl6e Soroipit, Scr.
9t6, 8. StroBe, go; Somes Sell
Ieu, 30, 8oibinetou sdiifsbolbof.
Stitr5te &reppe binun-
ter.
9rou Gomor0 8. Sing, Oie @attin
oes Rcprdicntonten aiue bon Sill
nois. botte eincn ibiperen llnfoa III
ibrem SeimL SIR. 2O63, @orf Gooo.
9Is 6rou Sling oie Srcppe in i6rer
g9obnlins berunteriteigcn woIltc,
qlitt ibr SUB aus rno iie itiir5tefopf-
iiber oic Treppe berunter. Sic erIitt
ibiuere Souto6ibiirfin9en an 9opt
gliidcn lno Sdultern.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28
glns ocm SuHern MarDIanO nnO
Ocn angreu5enocn Stanten.

81 a n lOerteDr llllferb proc
den.
Ger Gerfc6r oli Dem G6eIdpeafe-
CBio.aanol lit fir gclaoeue Shiiie
fir einige Gage utige6oben porocn
Ger @runo oaiiir lit ser nieorige
@oiicrItouo oiilN bonn Gonm Dr.
8. Ger 0anm iit onaebIib il iblcd-
tenn 3ultaiioc imo oos @oler iidcrt
iuiolac oeiicu iibcrall Ourb.
&amen>nod Gut oaDon.
Gas 2lutomobil oes Serrn $. g.
7icloina bon Sorrisbnra, in Oenl oli-
Der i6m feline 9odter Glla mo @}ar
qoret, g. @. Stouficr inO oeiien
amoer Gli5obet6 lno Souoro fub-
rem iiiir5tc iid, i'm Sale iid orei
@1al ii6crihloocno, oui ser gseitli
den 2auoliroBe 6ei Der ii6er ocn
Gonocodeguc Greet iii6renoen Bride
iibcr cinen 9(66on9 Gie SSnioiieu
murocn olle crnitlid 0erIebt beion.
oerS oaourA. ooB Oie W1oidline nod
acgen eincn Baum gelporien lulmOe
gllle mnroen nod Dem Soipital III
Sogcrstown ae6rodt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-08-28

Gin 60 bat GETS otet
glui Der Stoots.9ouoiiraBe, cine
Nlcile o6cr6al6 Nlauon's, Nio., mari
0as 9hitomo6il bon Otorpin g. Scott
I'M. Go6ci puroc ocr Soloot Sulnls
s. 9laOes pom eriien 0iorDldnocr
SSniontcric Gcgincnt getootct. Scott
inO oic dnoereu Sniaiien. Die SolOa-
ten Golp6 9hgin, GmorD gprO mo
2inmoo0 @ilion, iulr0en perlcbt uno
beiinocu iib i'm guIgemeinen unS
Wlarinc-Soipitol 5u GrisiielO, WlO.
Gie @eicllihait beiano iid onf oem
Wcge nod Salisbury, ais Die Wln-
idine iid an eincr idorien 9iegung
ser Gontrole ent5og uno gcgcn einen
9riidcufopi pralltc Sic Slloiielt
ipur0cn aus oem 9(utomobil aemor-
fen, itno BLADES lanocte ailf oen
aopf scr cingcoriidt lUur0e. 9laoes
iuiroc nod icincr imiueit bon GriS-
ficlo geIegcnen @o6utng ge6radt
oie glnoeren noh Dem Soipitol.
2 6ieBcrei.
Sim in Ger 9i16e bon 6oirmont
gg. .Ga., mobuenocr 6ormer, Hamcns
Bruce Sill, idboB @larf @incent, ei.
ncn 6ormorbeitcr unO berlpunOete
i'm lpa6riheinlid tootlid. Ginccnt
er6ielt 3mei &u9eln in Oen Nlngcn
uno einc IN Ocn &iidcn. Gic NlGn
ner 6attcn Strcit ii6er Yiiriibc. @ill
wurOc ms @ountpNei1nguiB einge-
lieicrt, &inccnt beIin0ct iih inn So-
ipital. Sill 1T oes Sdpaaer bon Gr
G6orles 0iereoiib bon Fiits6irg1,
befannt our6 ieiuet ieniationellcn
@ro5cB Dor einigen $abrcn
Gin foIgeni 1wcrcS &erles
ben
9ln ocn 6olgcn elmer &er9iihng
ourd QouooninL iucl6cs ibm berie
6cutlidj gcgc6cn mnrOc, Iiarb Der orei
sSa6re alte Clinton. So6n Ocs Serrn
@ermm 9rodomoteer BON 9Inillou
an ocr g1ationolen 2onoitraBe cinige
@icilen bon GroIburg, Wio., cnticrnt.
9lcr5tIide Siilie wor crfolglos.
Gin ouotomiihes @unOer
Gin onatomiI1cs @lnoer 1T G6os
DlcGouIcD bon Bolton, ein @tiriid-
piIiidcr IeincS 3cidcns. @icGauleu
Iolltc id im 9llleaonD-Soipitol in
Cumberland eiucr Operotion uater-
5e6en pe9en elmer GurdloderHng
ocs Nlogens g9ic eritdunt bic 9ler5-
tc 0cpcien iein muBteu, ais lie iein
Ser8 oili Scr rebten Seite, Oelt
@urmuuiob an Der linfcu Scite, bic
N'ils oIf Der rc6tcu Scitc lno oen
Dlogen lmocfc6rt porianoen 10 Dob
icine GniIeerilng oiii Ser linfcn itatt
scr redlteu Scitc itattfinOct. @lcGou-
lcD's 3uiton6 lit Der @eriorotiou ne
gen be0elltlid).
5Aoncr GrfoIg.
SSn Sancod, DO, idloB sic @eron-
iioltlng gum 9eiien Der fron3olil6.
omerifauiiden Siilisgeiellldait nit
elmer Ginnabmc BON $500 in 5ipei
9oeen. Die @eielIidoft 6rodte in
oen lebtet orei 0}onoteu oird oller.
6ono 5citIidfeitert ino geroniialtnr-
gen $itOO arf. Gic frii6cr ais
G0ellt GDler befmmtc Sdauipiele.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
swattina the earbaue Can.

Reports from various cities through
out the country prove that the CAM
paign of food conservationists against
a full garbage pail is meeting with
marked success. Shrinkage in that
form of household waste runs all the
way from 6 per cent in New York, in
one month, to 20 per cent and more in
other big cities. But the lowest per-
centage of waste alone meant the saw
Ing of 5000 tons of food products in
the metropolis, a figure of conserva-
ton worth conjuring with in comput-
ing probable countrywide gain, and
surely enough to encourage all city
governments to labor toward a goal
that will help hold down the high cost
Of living.-Syracuse Journal.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Wireless Air Raid Warning.

The London Daily Chronicle reports
that Mr.. Thorp Hincks has devised ap,
paratus for giving warnings of impend
ing air raids. 1t is claimed to be es
pecially applicable to factories and
public buildings. An electric resona-
tor is placed on the roof, and on the
sound of a given pitch being produced
the resonator causes a bell to ring in
the building until it is stopped. 1t is
as the whole of city. can be simulta.
neously and instantaneously warned
Scientific American.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
His Sensitive Soul,

George Challis, owner of theater
in Muncie, Ind, believes that the crav.
ing for passes to shows becomes a ma.
mia, and relates case in point.
according to the Indianapolis News.
He had been besieged for weeks by a
man for passes to shows in the thea
ter, and two or three times, just to get
rid of him, had passed him in, which
only seemed to make him the more
insistent the next time, although Chal-
lis was under no obligation to him
Finally the fellow struck Challis one
day when the latter was suffering from
the effects of poor house. the night
before, and, exasperated, he reached
down In his pocket and handing the
importuning one dollar, said. $50
over there to the box Office and buy
yourself a ticket like other people do"
Putting up, his dignity ruffled and his
feelings apparently hurt, the other re-
piled, what do you take me fora
cheap skater And then haughtily
walked away-with Challis' dollar in
his pocket.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
WORDS LOST THEIR FORCE
Schwab Should Have Spoken Into
Photograph, He Is Told, When
Discussing His Speech.

A banker who was told that Charles
NJ. Schwab, the president of the Beth
lehem Steel works, was one of the
most forceful speakers ever heard at a
banquet table, said he believed it, and
then told this story:
About the time that Schwab was
buying Bethlehem steel, and had made
arrangements with Piiny Fisk of New
York, to handle the bonds, he went
over to New York, and, of course, was
entertained at dinner. There he
made one of his most forceful utter
ances. Mr.. Fisk was moved to such
an extent that he said to Mr. Schwab: /:
"That will sell the bonds. Only, you
should write it out for me when you
return, so / shall have an accurate
statement"
Mr.. Schwab wrote out his remarks
as soon as he got back to his home and
sent them to Mr.. Fisk.
Mr.. Fisk saw him soon afterward,
and said: "Why didn't you write me
what you said?"
II did," responded the steel master,
II wrote the exact words"
"Well," answered Mr.. Fisk, much
disconnected, "you should have spoken
them into phonograph."
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Don't Neglect Kidneys
Swamp Root, DR.. Kllmer's Prescrip-
ton, OvercomeS Kidney Trouble

It is now conceded by physicians that
the kidneys should have more attention
as they control the other organs to a re-
markable degree and do tremendous
amount of work in removing the poisons
and waste matter from the system by
6ltering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed. We take less ex-
ercise, drink less water and often eat
more rich, heavy food, thereby forcing
the kidneys to do more work than nature
Intended. Evidence of kidney trouble,
such as lame back, annoying bladder
troubles, smarting or burning, brick
dust or sediment, sallow complexion,
rheumatism, maybe weak or irregular
heart action, warns you that your kid
neys require help Immediately to- avoid
more serious trouble.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as a kidney and
bladder remedy is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There is nothing else like it. 1t
lis DIR. Kilmer's prescription used in pri-
vate practice and it is sure to benefit you.
Get a bottle from your druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Rin Business.

The children of the neighborhood
had started an amusement company,
which they planned to operate for COM
mercial and recreation purposes with
the other children as the victims, or
rather, patrons. The company's prop
erty consisted, among other things, Of
a new swing. Since business was rath-
er dull the first afternoon the own
ers Of the "park" were taking turns
enjoying the rides themselves. One
of the little girls evidently thought
that she had not received her share Of
the fun.
George" she cried, ''if you don't
let me swing now I'll go tell mamma !"
George was not abashed. Jaw, go
on!" he demonstrated. "We're not rum
ming this company on the tell-mamma
plan. n."-Indianapolis News.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Mental Preparedness.

Children trained from the very
start to self-expression enter school
with invaluable mental preparedness,
for the work to be done there They
have poise that keeps them from.
being diffident in class. They are not,
afraid to ask questions, declares d:
prominent educator. They know how
to tell what is in their mind. In ass0-
ciating with other children they get
more joy from it because they know
how to make themselves understood
Older people find them more charm
ing and interesting.
Effective training toward self-ex-
preston in the young child means that
Characteristic for life, and there is no
training more effective than telling him
stories and teaching him how to tell
them.
asking about a child's doings will
encourage him to tell you about them.
"For instance, when your little boy
comes home from a walk get him to
tell you all that he has seen while
out. When he comes in from play
get him to tell you all about the fun
he has been having.
always make him feel your vital
interest in his thoughts aud actions"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
What's the use2

II have been rejecting" said an old
timer, upon the case of the average
man, as his neighbors see him.
"If he is poor, he is a bad manager
If he is prosperous, everyone wants to
do him favor.
IF he is in politics, it's for pork. If
he is not in politics, one can't place
him, and he's no good for his country.
IF he gives not to charity, then he's
a stingy dog. If he does give, it's for
show.
''If he is active in religion, he is a
hypocrite. If he evinces no interest in
matters spiritual, he's hardened sin
ner.
IF he shows affection, he's soft
sentimentalist. If he seems to care
for no one, he's cold-blooded.
''If he dies young, there was great
future ahead of him. If he attains
old age, he has missed his calling"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
coIored Story,

Sunny thing happened in my town
last week." said the chatty man In the
railway carriage.
''What was that?' asked the inter-
ested individual.
"Black, white man, and White, q
black man, thought fellow named
Brown was pretty green and tried to
sell him a white horse. But Brown was
well read and he deceived them both.
In fact, he got all the money they
had"
"And nowT
sand now Black and White are
biue."
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
GOOD BOY FARMERS
Many Sections Report Record
Crops Raised by Youngsters.
Seen as Excellent Method of Display.
ing Patriotism and Both Boys
and Girls Are Active.


There isn't any occasion to mourn,
even if one is too young to fight. 1t is
hardly necessary to say again what
has been So so many times, that
there are many ways to serve ones
country beside carrying a gun, or help
ing to man a ship, or driving an am
bulance. The men who are doing all
these things must be fed and so must
the families they leave at home. Why
isn't it great thing and a patriotic
one to raise corn, vegetables, pigs and
calves?
In Wisconsin there are $4,000 boys
and girls organized into clubs-corn
clubs, canning clubs, potato clubs, gar
den clubs-because it is easier to work
hard if one learns from watching
somebody else.
One Wisconsin boy, Heron Block Of
Rochester, has been working for four
years to secure the best possible seed
corn, and after he had raised 137 bush
els to the acre in 1913 he took charge
of all the corn on his fathers farIn
and saved $4,000 ears of high-grade
corn for seed the following year. He
has carried off ever so many prizes,
but the best thing about his work is
that it helps along the cause of better
farming.
George Ferris Of Little Suamico,
Wis.,, did even better, for he raised 159
bushels to the acre, and he also is
handling seed corn for his father.
In the South there are two boys who
have held, not merely state champion
ships, nor even United States record,
but world championships. One of
them, South Carolina boy, raised 228
bushels of corn to the acre and he
kept his honors for several years until
en- Alabama boy, who is still holding
the world championship in corn grow
ing, went past him with a, record of
232 bushels. When one remembers
that corn is the most important single
crop we raise in the United States
and that 80 bushels to the acre YVES
considered fair yield not many years
ago, one realizes what these lads have
OOAC 1OI IlIC1I SOuAtLSs AAO IAOJ SCb
an example and provided seed so that
others might follow it before they were
sixteen years of age.
But here is stofy even better than
the others, for we are more interested
in gardens right now than we are in
corn. 1t is about southern boy gain
BILLY" Minter of Austin, Tex. When
Billy was ten years old he won a
prize of $100 in gold in a vacant lot
contest in which 10000 boys and girls
took part. He had plot 10 by 20
feet, and on it he raised 573 pounds
of vegetables and made profit of
$2S.32. No wonder he won prize.
Ten by twenty isn't very much space
just the size Of small room. If
BILLY" had succeeded propOrtionately
with an acre of ground his profits
would have been $6,148.-Exchange
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
The -Retort.

1.-TWO wrongs don't make right.
Still'-
A senator was discussing the food
control bill.
While the bill has. its drawbacks -
ne went on, "there would be worse
drawbacks without 1t. and so we can
face our opponents like the lady.
My love- her husband said to
tliis lady, you spend all your money
getting your palm read
She smiled sweetly.
And you, DEAR she retorted,
spend all yours getting your nose
red .
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
A uniuue snecimen.

We once knew a man 26 or 27 years
ago who read the Congressional Rec
ord closely every day and he is still
alive. Indeed, he afterward went to
congress and settled there. Has any
one heard of another reader of the
Congressional Record?-Columbia Is.
c. State.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Hnw,a Thisa

We offer $100.00 for any case of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARR1 MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System
Sold by druggists for over forty years
Price TIC. Testimonials free
r. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo, Ohio.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Ducks Poisoned.

The biological survey has found that
a number of ducks around Great Salt
Lake, Utah, were suffering from lead
poisoning as result of swallowing
the shot present in large quantities
about the shooting stations and blinds.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
The Attraction.

Small Boy (proudly)-My sisters in
the movies.
Ditto Girl (scornfully)-Huh, my
mas there all the time.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Honduras to- open Mint.

Silver coins being scarce in Hondu-
ras, that country is to reopen it's mint,
which has been closed a long time,
and melt up and reduce in fineness
$4,000 pesos, which will then make
10000 pesos.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
At the Club

VI suppose you tried to save every
penny when you started in business.
II did more than that. rescued {
lot that other people were squandaF-
ing"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
More Trouble for censors.

New Thought leaders who are in,
structing the followers on how to "tele
path" messages to soldiers in France
are creating new difficulties for the
censors.-Brooklyn Eagle
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
The RInht idea.

HE is taking the war very seri-
ously."
'"That's the right idea. I'd rather
take the war seriously and be mis-
taken, than look on it lightly and dis
cover later that It was a very serious
matter"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Tho Trouble.

Eggs are high"
"You don't have to buy eggs all the
time. There are nourishing cereals,
oatmeals and SUCH"
II do have to buy eggs. Trouble is
my wife doesn't know how to cook
anything else."
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Safest.

II am deucedly superstitious. When
I see my tailor coming cross my fin
gers so he won't ask me for his BILL"
CT generally cross the street"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Envy.

Bug-It makes me sore.
Worm-What does?
Bug-Why, old Turtle can take
bath whenever he wants. He carries a
bath tub on his back all the time
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
WeiII Well

The Soubrette--Why do they call
money "dough?"
The Comedian-Because everybody
"kneads" It'll
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
The Rritlsh Rifle.

The British rifle is the outcome Of
the South African war. 1t holds ten
cartridges and is sighted from 200 to
$500 yards.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
A New Discovery.

"I've discovered way to keep a
fountain pen from leaking"
THAT'S so? Let me in, please"
"Forget to put ink in It."
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
Too WITTY to Wed.

He displaying knowledge)-Are
brains singular or plural?
She (coyly)-They would be singu-
lar with you.
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
He's Got fhem.

Doctor Smart says it requires lots
Of patience to run an automobile"
swell, he's got the patients"
The midland journal., 1917-10-19
IHIlIIlIIIlIIIlIIII]

is"-MRs KARL A. KIEso, 500 North Ave, Aurora, Ill
Could Hardly Get Off Her Bed.
Cincinnati OhioT want to know the good Lydia
hams Vegetable Compound such bad
health from female troubles that could hardly get off bed
had been doctorng for long time mother
to try Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound So did and
and happy never expected around the again.
and others to know what Lydia E. Pnkham Vegetable
Compound has done for mes JOSIE CoPNER
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The midland journal., 1917-10-19
True.

There's one thing 1 will say for
our national anthem"
whats that?"
"It's good thing the tune isn't as
hard TO remember as the words are"