Arizona republican., 1917-01-20

hdNDe the SENIORS Will get together
and give the student body and assembly
something that viii be remembered il
they live to be a hundred years old.
They have Reno who could make n
barrel of monkeys look sick when it
cores TO dispencing the comedy.
The Coyote paper came out yester-
day and it looked like the New York
World or the San Francisco Examiner
II was a peach. Even the Coyote room
looks like real newspaper shop And
with 4 man with an Irish name like
Ryan it may come up to one OF these
great papers. Ryan says: Il can't
help that | betray my nationality"
I she Stops to Conquer will be the
next stage noise produced by the
dramatic club. the last of next month
Wnoopa Ia,
Who said that there will not be a
faculty student B. B. game Principal
Cook says that it is all joke with him.
Alright, knowledge producers. get your
bats and gloves, YOU can take a
trimming like the rest of us did
Prof Stauffacher is now the defen-
dant and ardent worker Cor "A Wo-
mans Honor" which will be staged by
the Junior class in the near future.
| He'll make good.
Josh" alias Abe Attell knocked off
a couple of rounds with One Lamp
/ Louie (not me but Carpenter) during
! the noon hour The scrap was called
off before serious damage was done
| 1t Is too bad that dancing is disap-
! proved by the school. With the new
/ stadium completed It would be some
/ place to do the Charlie and the Castle
Walk.
How about the annual staff?
! There will be a hot annual published
/ by the class of II if they don't get
busy.
i. Did @you notice that there are no
ditchers hanging about the campus
during the class hours? Where dil
they goo They got canned.
The Coyote lunch stand is mailing
fortune for the athletic treasury
they take. in about IS seers per day
Every student is required to brine
his or her bathing suit to school to-
|
bring his There will be water events
for MONDAY sports. High powered
motor boats are forbidden by the prin-
cipal.
A new rule for the school cafe has
been made. All Freshmen must hrins
their own Tin plates and eat on the
floor. The upper class men are be
ing crowded out OF eating places Sc
the new rule was necessary. This viii
go into effect today.
Who said that the school DAYS ar,
the happy moments of our lives
They sure are when your are ignorant
Nit
Astella Morden when reciting he
story in Miss McAfee's expression
class claimed that she married Bert
All Bert had to say, was Amen.
Hip Rick just stepped in and saic
YOU can take all those high schoo
kids that are Swedes and stand then
mp before a German army and he will
bet MS hard earned cash that Their
&c not 4 bullet that will petetrate thei
domes.
The next thing the students will
ask the board to do is to wheen then
70 class in chairs. That beats walk
ing.
They say it is raining outside. I
ought to be showing.
: The next thing that ought to b
built on the campus is a movie show
Glass to that. That would make tn
athletic tree SlJrV rich
| Miss McAfee was i'll yesterday. T
bal Missed her, honest.
{ Never pay attention what the Pro
, says; you'll! get a, big zero when tn
: term enGs. There has been many an
MANY a guy in high school for te
! years.
l Keep your eyes open during tn