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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
English as She is Spoke"

The wife of a workingman i'm the
Midlands CEngland) was describing 9
quarrel between two other women, and
her final comment was as follows: "If
'er'd said to 'er what er said to eel
'er'd ave killed er or 'er 'er!"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
Comparisons.

Miles-That fellow Puffem remind
IL a bass drum.
, yfles-Hand it to me slowly. II
3dbled with ingrowing nerves.
Miles-He makes lot of noise, H.,
there's nothing in him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
Boss Of Everything.

But" exclaimed the man OF deli
cate sensibilities, twill your con.
science perrait YOU 10 do rs you sug-
gest?" Look here, friend" answered
the politician, IL am accustomed to be
boss, even of my own conscian ce,"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28

lug pTODIcius. Inc so-
ing without breakfast
has much to recommend
1t, IT saves trouble, saves
food, and often saves a
few more minutes in bed,
which few of us need. AS
the breakfast habit is
fairly well established In
most homes 1t behooves
us to start the family
cheerily on its way well
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
Amber.

Amber is considered to be the solid
TIED resin of extinct cOnoferous trees,
sometimes inclosing insects, pine
needles, etc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
* TIE
y CABINETS

Observation more than books. expert
ence rather than persons, are the prize
educators-A Bronson Alcott.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-12-28
WHAT SHALL WE HAVE FOR
BREAKFAST

To most housekeepers the first mea
OF the day presents the most perplex
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

HAIR CUT, 10c; shave. Dc; work in rear room free. Birmingham Barber Col lege, 20071a cd ave.
 NEWS agents on railroad trains. Union News Co.,. Terminal station
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Steam heat, lavatory to all rooms; 75c up per day; $3.50 and up per week. 20th
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
STOCKS AND BONDS

New York, December 16.-Delay in ar riv,n1 at a decision between the alter native plans of the interstate commerce commission in respect to the operation of railroads, fears of another Teutohl0 ofYensiye on the western front, ana the act,al withdrawal of time funds rom the local market were the main factors of another reactionary week on the stock exchange.
 Belief is growing that the government will operate the transportation hnes. The many problems confronting such venture have evoked much earnest us- cussion. Impartial opinion. holds the continued serious depreciation Of rallroau stocks and bonds was net wholly due to prospective federal control.
 Weakness of the foreign fiotations was associated with the uncertain drift oL events abroad. The movement mlsht have excited greater apprehension out for similar declines in many high-grade domestic bonds.
 United States Steers further setoacA to almost the lowest level in two years caused concurrent recessions in all classes of industrials and other shares comprising the war division. Coppers, motors and oils were relatively steadier. but the bulk of specialties yieldeu sharply.
 Monetary conditions were influenced to an unwonted degree by preparations attending the payment of S6S5,UOo,VVo treasury certificates, a 40 per cent in- stallment on the s3,soO, ,Oo0,o00 liberty As and the first dividend or coupon on the liberty 31k's.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
COTTON

New Orleans December 16.-While new high levels were reached in the local cotton market the first of last week. succeeding sessions brought heavy liqui- dation which increased toward the close with the result that lowest prices were made on the last day Highest prices foi- lowed the governments crop estimate or II ,s49.OC0 bales of 500 pounds, gross weight and here the market stood Tao to 160 points above the preceding week close From this gain there was 1ali until values were to 13 points down net. The net change for the week was loss of II to g points.
 Much of the selling was in the way or holiday liquidation, but there was market comment that one or two large lines or long cotton were thrown overheard. The spot market did not follow the contract department, but on the close stood sl points above the previous weeks fnals' with middling at 29c.
 This week the market promises to pe much of a holiday affair, with Chrlstnas and New Years so near at hand ana, while the exact days of closing have not yet been determined, the chances seem to be that the nearness of the holidays will discourage important operations. 1T was pointed out in weekend circulars that a large part of the long interest had evened up and professional opinion seemed to be that most traders would not come back into the market until after tbe turn of the year. There is, however. always the chance that political events will upset any calculations which may be made concerning the immediate fu- ture of the market.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
Have Soft, Fair, Clear, Bright
 Skin
Use Black and White, Sent By Mail 25c. Many Agents Are Making an
 Easy Living

Just try Black and White Ointment (for white or colored folks). Apply as directed on label. to face. neck. arms or hands. It is very pleasant to the skin and has the effect of bleaching dark, sallow or blotchy skin. cleaning the skin of risings, bumps, pimples, blackheads, tan or freckles--giving you n clear. clean. bright complexion. mak- ing you the envy of everybody. Sold on money-back guarantee, only 25c (stamps or coin) by mail or boxes. s1. Agents, apply for territory and special deal. Address Plough Chemical Co.,, Dept. 2. Memphis. Tenn. WRITE NOw-TODAY-WHI YOU THINK ABOUT IT.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
Hubbard Bros. & Go.

Cotton Merchants. Hanover Square, N. Y. Members New York Cotton Ex- change. New Orleans Cotton ExchanRe. New York Produce Exchange, Associate Members Liverpool Cotton Association Orders solicited for the purchase and sale of Cotton and Cotton Seed oil for future delivery, Special attention and spot cotton for delivery. Correspond ence invited
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
s. R. Stewart & Co.

zof-2 Woodward Bldg. Birmingham. AIa. Cotton, stocks. bonds. grain. provisions and cotton seed oil. Nev Orleans cor. respondents Jno. F. Cls K & Co. Direct private wire. continuous quotations
 Phone Main 5ez. w. l. PHELPS. Mxn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Since the United States entered the war against Germany 470 of the 1900 Americans who were living in that country March 1 have left, either for home or for neutral countries. More than half of those remaining live in Berlin. It is said that Americans are not molested by German officials, being subjected to no more restrictions than neutrals.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
IRON AND STEEL

New York, December 16.-Iron and steel output continues to suffer through freight congestion. In consequence of fuel shortage scarcely more than 75 per cent of steel mill capacity. it is esti- mated, is active. At the same time gov ernment acquisitions for steel are in- creasing.
 It is understood the government, for the United States and the entente allies, is calling upon the steel companies for 50 per cent of current output as com pared with 35 to 40 per cent some months ago. In certain lines such as plates, the war requirements are 60 per cent of ca pacity, and several of the largest mills are shipping 75 to 80 per cent of output on government contracts. The Bethle- hem Steel corporation is operating close to 90 per cent of capacity on war work.
 The war industries board has specified on S00,000 tons of the 1,500.000 tons of shell steel required by the United States and has allotted orders of approximate ly 100000 tons of plain structural steel. In November the fabricating shops booked orders for about 130,000 tons of steel shapes, exclusive of the large ton mage distributed for ship construction.
 Almost daily orders are being placed by the government for war munitions as well as tools to manufacture machine guns and projectiles. There is steady buying of iron and steel tubing, cold rolled strip steel and shafting. The out put of machine guns, rifles and car- tridges is being steadily increased.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
WANTED-SALESMEN

SALESMEN--Wh have sold speculative stocks q mean salesmen, not pedlars) to sell drilling sites for a company that owns several hundred acres of oil leases in the big produc- ing oil fields of Kentucky. We furnish salesmen with good selling arguments and assist them in every way possible and pay good comm assions. Sales Man ager will be in Birmingham about Jan uary to interview all who answer this ad. Address Sales Manager care Mol- ton Hotel.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Ninety bushels of oats to the acre is the record made this year by Carl Vroo- man. assistant secretary of agriculture, one one of his farms in Chenoa, Ill. The average for all the cats harvested on the Vrooman farms this year was 7S bushels an acre. The average produc- tion Of oats an acre for Illinois Tor tho ihst 70 years Is 1 bushels ss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

AN excellent investment; farm of 800 acres only two miles from Muscle Shoals. east of Sheffield, Ala, is off, fered for sale for the purpose of making division among the joint owners; one of the loveliest and most productive farms in the valley of the Tennessee river; two-thirds in cultivation, balance In timber and pasture; dwellings,; With the development or the great pow CT at Muscle Shoals by the government. this property will be very valuable: price, $100 per acre, one-third cash, and years; will take as part payment unincumbered income property worth $10.OOO. J. D. Weeden & Co, Florence, Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
AUTOMOBILES

ITTN NSSSTTSTHS11ZrSS-->~~-cc WANTED--Saxon owners to know that they will find Saxon service station at 213 s. 20th st. Experienced Saxon mechanics. Genera tors and self-starters re- paired. AUTO parts nickel plated like new.
 S. M. Bernhein Co. o023 lst ave,
 Main 51nn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Troy is to have splendid lyceum course this winter. The first number will be given Monday night at the au- ditorium of the city school. The lyceum this year will come under the auspices of the Red Cross and that organiza- ton will get a large share of the proceeds.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

EXPERIENCED p a p e r salesmen wanted for this city and southern states; good position, salary and commission for hustlers; state your experience. Ad- dress K-65, care Age-Her- aid.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
BUSINESS CHANGES
HOUSES TOR RENT

ONE Broom house. close in; couple would like very much to take twp or three unfurnished rooms with party taking over the house 221s 7th ave. N.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

F1OR SAl.E--PossessIon at once or entl of present month, meat market doing business from $1s00 to S2ooo per month Reason for selling, other business need ing my attention. Address S-63, care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

FOR SALE-Fat Christmas turkeys: Send us $2.50, s3 or s3.5o and we will send you direct by parcel post the latest, biggest. dressed turkey you ever saw for the money; fresh from the country. Troy Transfer and Traf- fic Co.,. Troy, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

The great Christmas drive for 2000 members for the Red Cross begins here Monday morning. Ralph J. Barr is chairman and has & large corps of voluntary workers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
FOR RENT-ROOMS

FURNISHED ROOM; s2.50 per week; walking distance. 22c9 9th ave. N. SALVATION ARMY WORKMEN'S HO- TEI-Indivldual rooms with bath and lavatory privileges with hot and cold water. 2Oe and 25c per night By week Sl 25 and S1.50
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

FOR SALE-l Corliss engine. 1Sy36 fanev bed, good as new, $160o T. F. John son, 1424 Jefferson Bank Bldg Phone Main 3434.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

WE manufacture stove castings for all makes of stoves and make a speciality of all kinds of lighter casting for various purposes A. o. Kehm Casting Co.,. 2s27 27th ave. north.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
BOYS SELL THEIR
 BILLY GOAT TO BUY
 WAR THRIFT STAMPS
This Is Just One Instance of the Patriotism Among the School
 Children of Troy

Troy. December (Special.)-T city school children are very en- thusiastic in buying thrift stamps and baby bonds. The system was ex- plained to them Tuesday and Wednes- day and the real work of buying the stamps began by them on Thursday. Tn that time about 50 have purchased the stamps and in that number F have bought the baby bonds outright, Pupils from the first grade on through the high school have shown equal enthusiasm in buying the bonds. Two little boys sold their "billy goat" in order to purchase the bonds ana one little girl said as she bought hers, T have brother in the army and want to help clothe him.
 Mrs l.. M Bashinsky of this city, chairman of the U. D. c. scholarship committee, has purchased for that committee two war saving certificates. each holding 20 war saving baby bonds" The "baby bonds" purchased by the committee cost them now s16z.so and in 1923 tAsy will be worth s2o0.
 The state teachers examinations be- gin Monday, December IT., They will be held at the auditorium of the courthouse and will be conducted by County Superintendent Mrs J. M. San ders.
 The great Christmas drive for 2000 members for the Red Cross begins herc Monday morning. Ralph J. Barr is chairman and has a large corps of voluntary workers.
 Troy is to have splendid lyceum course this winter. The first number will be given Monday night at the au- ditorium of the city school. The lyceum this year will come under the auspices of the Red Cross and that organiza- ton will get large share of the proceeds.
 Mrs l.. NJ Bashinsky of Troy has been named as chairman of the council of de- fense for this county. She is busy now planning the work of raising funds for the soldiers.
 Lieut.. Hugh Adams. son of MT. and Mrs. Harry Adams. of this city, who has been stationed at Camp Pike in the quartermasters department Of that camp, has been transferred to the camp at Jacksonville, Fla, with about 40 other officers They will have two months ot special training there.
 Lieut.. Fletcher Harmon left this week for a short visit to Camp Wheeler at Macon, Ga, and goes from there to Charlotte, N. C., where he has been as- signed for duty.
 At meeting of the Pike County Med ical society this week, the following of ficers were elected for the coming year: pr. c. F. McEachern. Banks. president; Dr. H. S. Stallings. Troy. vice president; pr. w H. Minchener, secretary: Dr. E. G. Ford, treasurer; pr. J. w. Robertson. Brundidge, censor; Dr. w. S Sanders. Troy, county health officer; pr. J. M. Watkins, county physician; city health officers, Troy. Dr. l.. R. Boyd; Brun- didge, Dr. R. c. Dickinson: Banks. Dr. c. P. McEachern Goshen, pr. J. H Kyxar After the meeting, the doctors ia aftendanace at the meeting were en- tertained by the newly elected officer at an oyster dinner,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

FARM to sell at sacrifice; there is 100 acres well improved on public road; phone line; convenient to ev- erything a farmer needs; $1200 buys this; if you can pay one-half cash will deed it to you and take your notes for balance; this offer for 10 days only. L. J. Garner, Route ?, Sfnrratt Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
Market Reuiew

Due to Many Depressing Influences Securities Continued Weak-Reaction Was Evident in All Classes-Steel Pro- duction Still Hampered By Railroad Congestion-Gov-
 ernment is Making Greater Communication
 slumps Following Much Liquidition
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

DIAMONDS for sale at bargain; l carat, $t65; one 7s carat. s145; both nice. white stones, in ladies mount ings. Answer if you have the cash and mean business Lock Box S63.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Mrs. L. NJ Bashinsky of Troy has been named as chairman of the council of de- fense for this county. She is busy now planning the work of raising funds for the soldiers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
LOST AND FOUND

SPRAYED OR STOLEN-Black mare mule. ' years old, weight about HOO. with light nose: reward Notify w. r. Fullington or J. T. Greene, Block ton, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

WANTED-Salesman with Ford car. An exceptional side line. H. Van Wormer room PA Hotel Florence.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

The state teachers examinations be- gin Monday, Deceinber IT.. They will be held at the auditorium of the courthouse and will be conducted by County Superintendent Mrs J. M. San derS.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
HELP WANTED-MALE AND
 FEMALE

WANTED-Experi table (coI- ored) walters; first, second and third (colored) men hotel cooks; 25 day laborers, ss.5o day. pay twiss month; advance cash to get to job, also freight household goods; 10 colored families for coke pulling; two fam flies run camp boarding house; 10 all-round machinists; other open- ings. Employment Office, 306 N. 18th st. (near Terminal Station), Bir- mingharn, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
NARCISSE COLD CREAM

For the face and hands; it will make the chapped and rough skin soft and smooth again; price 50 cents per 4-oz. Jar, prepaid. Emil Peters, 2659 w. 22d Place. Chicago, IL
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

TOOL and aiemakers ana nrsr-class machinists, do you appreciate work ing in 8 shop where equipment and conditions cannot be excelled, where the variety of work is such that it is most interesting for you, where you can do your bit for your country as we'll as advance yourself? Wagner Electric Mfg. Co, St. Louis, Mo, Supt Plant No. 1.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
FARM AND TIMBER LANDS

NItII AlEO IINIBEN LANDS ARM bargains, all sections of Alabama Write for free lists. Ingram Land Co, Empire Bldg, Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

GET our plan for teaching the barber trade, free. Birmingham Barber Col lege. 20071a N. Sd ave. W. 0. Taylor DON'T delay seeing us about a better position next year, or if you want 8 good position now we can give you quick service. Only high class positions for high grade men. Inter American Co.,. 1216-17 Jefferson Co. Blk Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

WANTED-Position with a large com- pany by All experienced booklSeeper and office man; can give best of references; now employed. Address, Boofice care Ape- Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

MALE STENOGRAPHER with some office experienced; also have some knowledge of bookkeeping; been called and exempted from military service; best reference. Address R-65, care Age Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

Drill presses, 20-inch and 36-inch
 dalf-yard Milwaukee concrete mixer. One 22-ineh shaper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
WANTED-MALE HELP

WANTED-Bookkeep and general of flee man; must be experienced and exempt from draft. Good salary and promotion. If qualified see Manager, 1216 Jefferson Co. Blk Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

w MANIED--l oung man for clefical posi- tion who can use typewriter; this pol sition is. with large concern carrying good salary and promotion. 1216 Jeff fersor County Bank Bldg
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
CHARLES J. GEOHEGAN
 MACHINERY GO.
s. 2Oth st.. Birmlngham. Ala.

THOSE wishing to preserve the Roto- eravure Section of The Age-Herald can get binders by calling at The Age Herald ofe.ce Price only S5c
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

VI. negotiate mortgage oans at tow rates and buy mortgage paper. Leon- ard Riley Co. 725 Woodward.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

SITUATIONS WANTED--MALE THE Church Employment Bureau. room 8, Steiner Bank Bldg, furnishes help of all kinds. commercial and indus. trial. Your cooperation is earnestly requested. Call Main 941. Mrs. l. w. Pittman. manager.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

MORTGAGE LOANS on business, residence and farm property: rates 5 to per cent: prompt service. JEMJS0N CO 2lt soth St
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
= V v IIs,, VI v : zzl ". V. 1 .
 HOTEL EDWARDS

Sd ave. and 17th st.. modern rooms, private baths, steam heat. running water, 75c to $2 per day. Weekly rates. Centrally located. F. T. Milli- gan proprietor
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

DRAFTSMEN--Fir First-ciass mechanical craftsmen with experience in rolling mill work; also structural draftsmen for ore handling machinery; state full detail of experience, age and salary expected: location western Pennsylva- mia. Address V-65. care Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

NICE. large room furnace heat; table board; garage. Main 9492 THREE nice furnished rooms to couple or gentlemen; all private bath, hot and cold water with private family. blocks from Five Points. Call Main 3623-J. 1926 10th ave-,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
Capitol Park Inn P PA A csH K K c

NICELY furnished room. private family,
 furnace heat HOO St. Charles st.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

BEAUTIFUL, large room, adjoining bath, in newly decorated, steam heated apartment, on South Highland car and jitney lines; must be seen to be appreciated. Phone Main SS55.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

MORTGAGE LOANS We buy first mortgages. or ne~otiate new loans on Birmingham real estate; rates reasonable; call and see us Title Quar- anteo Loan and Trust Co. Title Bldg, Sd and Fist st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
REAL ESTATE LOANS

WE negotiate loans and sell real estate. Can handle desirable farm loans. Mc- Cornell. Anglin. White. 2026 Sd ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

WANTED - Good barber;
 guarantee $20 or more to right man. Apply at once.
 Kerr & Spankenberg, Jeff ferson County Bank Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

WANTED-Experienced foreman for steel work in reinforced concrete con struction. Apply to Stone & Webster, Box 96S, Columbus Ga.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17

FOR RENT-4 rooms, completely fur nished for housekeeping, first floor of owners home; ? bedrooms kitchen has sink and coal range; l furnish water and electric lights, $25 per month. 1918 Tuscaloosa avenue
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-12-17
FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS
 FOR, SALE

1900 feet of 7-fnch wire rope. $50 feet of S1k inch wire rope. Boilers, S-h. p. to 175-h D. Engines, 10-h. D. to 200-h. p. Alternating current motors, ?, 3. 5, 71s,
 10 and 15-h. D. Direct current motors. 5. 7sS and I 10-h. D. Cameron pumps, Nos. g, 10 and il. Air compressors and receivers. Lathes, 13-inch, 17-inch and 32-inch.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-04-20
4 TALE or TWO.

"Scotty'' is a "foater," so he puts Il.
He says he has no home The prob
ahilities are that "Scotty'' would And
a local habitation and name dstaste-
ful. At any rate he follows the sea-
sons up and down from north to south
and back again seeking gardens that
he may spade and odd jobs that he
may perform for consideration. Folks
might call "Scotty" a "bo" Perhaps
he is, of the more domesticated variety
for "scotty" approves gardens and Iodg-
Ing houses over construction camps
and hunks In boarding house tents, He
demands a slight advance over ordin-
airy wage-and earns It, He Is willins
to serve If needed, not es soldier, BIZ.
as stoker IN the navy. He says he can
do that because he has stocked on ships
and knows that he In there with the
shovel and the "slice.' So far and nc
farther goes the current history Of
"Scotty.''
The other fellow shall be nameless