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The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1917-09-07

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Entered at the post-office at Spring
dale, Ark, as second class mail matter
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1917-09-07

Published and mailed every Thurs
day afternoon at Springdale, Wash
ington County, Arkansas.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1917-09-07

Hon. Stephen Brundidge has stat
ed to friends that he will be can
didate against Senator Robinson,
and Smeade Powell of Camden is al
SO mentioned as probable candi-
date
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1917-09-07
CELSIUS.
BALDWIN.
0ast week.

Mrs. Louvina Ramey is visiting her
daughter, Mrs Emma Roberts, few
davis
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1917-09-07

Mrs. w. M. Reeve is very i'll at this
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
Knows When to Quit.

Handled intelligently, a mule is q
most willing worker; but there are a
few unwritten laws that cannot be
transgressed with impunity. A mule
will seldom make more than two at
tempts to move load. On the first
strain he will throw his whole force
into the collar, and mule can pull so
per cent more in relation to his weight
than horse. Science Is again dumb
at the question whence comes that lat
ent force which neither horse nor ass
possesses. After a short rest the mule
will make a second attempt, but this
Is seldom as sustained as the first. II
the load still refuses to move the team
might as well be unhitched. At times
the mules will not even exert enough
force on a third attempt to move an
empty wagon.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
Would Use Water for Fuel.

Recently all inventor attracted con-
siderable attention by claiming to have
Isolated a certain green chemical the
addition Of which to water would make
the water a substitute for gasoline in
initfal-combustiOn engines. Now comes
another inventor with a process for
utilizing water as an automobile fuel
He points to the Well-known fact that
water is decOmpOsed into it's elements,
hydrogen and oxygen, when a current
of electricity passes through it. Hy-
drOgen mixed with air is more explo-
sive than gasoline vapor. In his pat
ented device the inventor would con-
vert part of the power generated by
the automobile engine into electrical
energy, which he would use to decom-
pose water. The hydrogen Of the de-
composed water he proposes to use to
run the engine, securing enough sur
plus power in the cycle to drive the
car.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
STATE LAND OFFICE REPORT.

A total of $337,355.77 has been re-
ceived at the state land commits
sioner's Office for the fiscal year end
ing June 80, 1917, according to a
report now nearing completion. The
sum compares favorably with the
amounts received from similar
sources in previous years.
Fees on application to select, lease
and purchase lands and for issuing
leases, patents and certificates OF
purchase, assignments of leases and
certificates cf purchase, tOtaled $29,-
OO3.47 for the period. This money
up to July /, 1917, was utilized for
the maintenance of the state land
department.
Approximately $4,000 was col
lected as fees for classification and
appraisement. This money was
used for investigation and demon
stration of state lands.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28

trees Is a panacea for desert-weary
eyes. Most of the yards on the
street are green with grass and
decked with flowers, and many are
shaded by beautiful old apple trees
which give picturesque, poetical
look to this part Of the old town.
The modern, paved, up-to-date busi-
ness part of the town fails to inter-
est the rest-seeker, excepting the
fact that one can procure anything
on earth one wishes to eat or wear,
and have the same delivered to ones
door, all at most reasonable prices.
Also the mail service is excellent,
being delivered to all parts Of the
city twice daily.
Yesterday we were treated to a
brilliant electric storm, accompan-
led by deafening thunder, which was
followed by a real old wet, sloshy
rain, which settled the dust and left
the atmosphere pure and sweet to
grateful lungs.
The following former Parkerites
have homes here, or are temporarily
stopping in town: Mr. and Mrs. Les
ter White, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Krone, Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Maxwell,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Harvey, Mr.. and
Mrs Pert, Mr.. and Mrs. Howard, Mrs.
Eta Maxwell and son, Howard,
Cecil DERRICK, Mr.. Burton, Aileen
Brown, Albert Gates and your cor
respondent.
NJ. e. BROWN.
Prescott, Ariz., July "a, 1917.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
WILEY HILL LARIATS CUPID.

Wiley Hill, of Blythe, Cal, was
not really anxious to capture first
money in any event for which he
entered during Frontier Days in
Prescott. Instead he proved that
his trip was for another purpose,
that Of throwing the matrimonial
moose around one of the fairest
young ladies In the state, Miss jose
phine Butz, of this city. The mar
riage occurred in Phoenix Monday,
and the capital city range was
chosen owing to the mOdesty of the
groom, who sent word that he was
afraid of too big an ovation here
from scores Of friends.-Prescott
Journal-Miner.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
HOW SELECTIONS WILL BE MADE
CONTINUED from Page 1.)

Second. Ask the board for the
blank affidavits that are necessary in
presenting your proof if the board
has not the forms, ask to consult the
pamphlet of forms.
Third Have the affidavits prop
erly accomplished and return them
to the board within the time limit
assigned you-ten days from the fl
ing of your claim.
Decisions of District Board on
Industrial Claim.
Within five days after the closing
Of proof in any industrial claim the
district board must decide the
claim
If the decision Of the district board
is in favor of the claim the board will
issue a certificate of discharge If
the decision is against the claim the
district boards will so notify you.
Remember that you have been call
ed for military service and that the
certificate Of the district board is
only conditional on your remaining
in the kind of industrial service on
account of which you were discharg-
ed. No such exemption shall con-
tinue when a cause therefor no
longer exists and your certificate of
discharge may be withdrawn or
modified by the district board at any
time that the district board shall de-
termine that the circumstances re-
quire it,
Appeal of Industrial Claim to the
President.
Only decisions of district boards or
industrial claims for discharge can
be appealed
Ii you desire to appeal the decision
Of the district boards to the Presi-
dent, you smay do so within seven
days of the date of mailing to you of
the decision Of the district board.
To perfect your appeal
l. NCt VI COpy 1IOLl Iu6 u1SCr1CC
or local board Form 1853.
2. Fill out the form and file it
with the district board.
3. Do this within seven days
after the mailing of notice to you of
the decision of the district board in
your case
AS soon as your case is finally
disposed of, the adjutant general of
your state will notify you by mail
that you have been selected for mill
tary service.
Your local boards will post a list
Of all persons selected for military
service in place at the office of the
local boards accessible to public
view. The local boards will also
give lists of persons selected for mil
itary service to the press with re-
quests for publication.
Notice that you have been selected
for military service will not neces-
sarily order you into service.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
A BREEZY LETTER FROM
PRESCOTT.

Editor Post "A few lines from
Prescott may interest your readers.
We left Parker on the 2:15 a. m,
on the 18th, arrived here at p. M,
good time considering the three
hours wait at Wickenburg I'VE are
comfortably settled, my father i'm
proving under the efficient care of
DR.. Looney, and all are enjoying
Prescott's many attractions, which
include cool weather, the best of
water (Which is piped some sixteen
miles from a mountain spring.
lovely old side streets, deeply shaded
with gigantic old cottonwoods, To-
Gusts, elders, maple and ash. The
green Of these old friends among the
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
PERSONAL AND
LOCAL BRIEFS
r. H. Patteis of San Diego was a
visitor to Parker this week

R. H. Patteis of San Diego was a
visitor to Parker this week
Emil Hill Of Phoenix was in Par
ker the f1re part of tne week.
Y. B. Nelson and wife, of Prescott,
registered at the Manitaba this week
Constable John Roberts spent
Wednesday in Phoenix on business.
County Attorney Wupperman was
here from Yuma Saturday on busi-
ness connected with his office.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Terry departed
for San Bernardino and Los Angeles
this week, and they will spend sew
eral weeks ON the coast before re
turning home
w. w. Dunbar and Bernard
Flynn drove to Phoenix last Sunday
in the formers Hup They returned
Monday evening by train, leaving
the car in Phoenix.
J. G. Fuqua. manager O. the Com
mercial company's Wenden store,
came to Parker this week to look
after the cornl any's affairs here dur
ing the absence of his fathec
The boiling hot water that is be-
ing furnished by the Parker I'm
prOvement cOmpany's plant has re-
suited in scalding and killing many
valuable shade trees in town. The
Post last week lost eight of it's shade
trees after irrigating them with the
water furnished by this plant. 1t
is said that the water after going
over red-hot steam pipes is pumped
into the main water tank by means
Of steam pressure, and naturally is
hot. The use of this water will de-
stroy every shade tree in town unless
it is cooled off before irrigating
trees. A good plan to save the trees
under present conditions is to fill
tubs or barrels and let the water
cool before irrigating.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
Yielding to Necessity.

There is, as Clenthes pointed out,
such a thing as noble yielding to
necessity" which is accounted divine.
A man must, of course, be convinced
that what he yields to is in truth ne
cessity. But when that is clear there
should be no repining, and no fear of
what ''others may say" Until 1t is
clear there should be no yielding. The
poet, who was sad because he could
not paint picture, and the painter
who mOurned because he could not
write a poem, were surely most unrea-
sonable. They clearly knew nothing
If the doctrine Of diversity of gifts
The doctrine is not only true but In
the highest degree, consoling ana
cheering.-EXchange
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
MUSIC NEED OF FIGHTING MEN
Blare of Band instruments Brings
Cheer to Troops and Is Just as
Necessary as Ammunition.

"The blare of the trombone, the
shrtll note Of the piccolO and the
drums blending with other band in
StrumentS in a military organization
give cheer to the men with the guns
and is just as necessary as ammuni-
tiOn," says Charles H. Parsons Of New
York. During the Spanish-American
war the tunes happily accepted were
those of the vaudeville stage, when
'Therell Be a Hot Time in the Old
Town Tonight was said to have led
troops to the capture of San Juan hill.
The old Civil war melodies having the
swing of march cadence were first of
all, Dixie probably used, at least
hummingly, by the soldiers of the
North, /, as those who followed the
Stars and Bars And it is worth while
to recall that Dixie was the most
popular of all the melodies strummed
in camp and sung in action of all the
Old-time songs during the war Of 1898.
Canned music will give to the boys
at the front much of their entertain
ment evenings to come," added Mr..
Parsons. ''The photographic records
will cheer many groups. And they
will have programs provided by the
stars Of the operate world and other
ENTERTAINERS who may not give to them
their cheer first hand"
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
SCHOOLS ARE IN
FINE CONDITION
COUNTY sUPERINTEND'T NORA
E. MORROW GIVES INTEREST.
ING DATA REGARDING THE
SCHOOLS OF YUMA COUNTY.

The rural schools Of Yuma county
have closed a most successful and
satisfactory school year. In attend
ance it has been the banner year, the
increase Of the average daily attend
ance throughout the county being al
most twenty-five per cent over last
year, the complete school census of
all children between the age Of six
and twenty-one years being five hun
dred, forty-one more than last year.
The increased attendance has not
been confined to the larger schools,
but the per cent of increase has been
as great as in the smaller schools.
In apportioning the ten per cent
reserve fund, the appOrtionment is
made only to the schools that have
had an increased attendance the
first five months over the first five
months of the preceding year. This
year, nineteen schools were eligible
for the apportionment
There is no truer index Of the
growth and prosperity of the country
than that manifested by her public
schools. The qualifications of the
Arizona teacher are high; the course
of study is strong; the support for
the maintenance Of the schools of the
county is sufficient for the work to
be successfully carried on, giving a
product from the rural schools that
compares favorably with the product
from any state.
Forty -four pupils finished the 9Th
grade work last year, receiving 9Th
Grade diplomas emitting the holder
t. e.ter the Union H-Ea school CT the
Stale / nrEal without further exam
nations. Almost every s.hool in the
county contributed to this number
Next var an ex::. effort will be
made to have 7ta, ';t grade
classes Ii every school + xcsllent
xth gr,Te progra ns vA, g'.en by
the sraaee. of Graz Som ~ TT jod,
Sum sa'de. Shadysid. Gadsden,
Greg cad Parker.
A strong spirit Of cooperation on
the part of teachers, trustees and pa
rents characterizes almost every
school, the chief aim being, Of the
great majority of parents, to do the
very best they can for the education
Of their children.
The financial condition of the
schools is good, almost every district
having a substantial balance from
last year. A conservative budget
has been made up by the different
boards of trustees and myself. which
has been approved by the board OF
supervisors.
The chief asset Of our country IL
our public schools-for education Is
not an individual, nor even a com,
muntty matter, 1t effects the city, the
state, and the nation as well.
NORA e. MORROW.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28

Subscribe for The Post.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
CAN'T REPLENISH AMMUNITION

DOUGLAS, Ariz.,, July 24.-Gen
HI. A. Greene, commander of the Ari-
zona military district, who recently
placed an embargo on sales of am
munition and arms in this district
has refused to allow Globe merchants
to replenish their stocks Of ammuni-
ton, it was learned today at district
headquarters.
General Greene also said today
that he would not countenance the
issuance Of permits to purchase
arms and ammunition indiscrimin-
ately to the several thousand special
deputies, appointed during the last
two weeks by Sheriff Harry O.
Wheeler.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.
To the Citizens of Parker:

Owing to the prevalence of ty-
phoid fever in the neighboring town
Of Bouse, it is urgently requested
that all companies furnishing water
to the town of Parker, clean their
tanks at once; that all citizens abate
all nuisances. such as pig pens, cattle
cOrrals, etc., near their houses, and
clean and lime all outdoor toilets
and keep them so. Attention should
be paid to such matters once each
week
Property owners having outdoor
toilets connected with vacant houses
in state of bad repair are
earnestly requested to remedy same
and to burn and fill pits of those too
far gone to use.
Housewives are urged to protect
their food and their children from
flies.
Anti-typhoid inoculatton is strong
ly recommended
YUMA COUNTY STATE BOARD OF
HEALTH.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28
NOTICE.

The quarterly examinations of ap-
plicants for Teachers Certificates
will be held at the office of the
County superintendent of Schools,
August 9Th and 7th. Examinations
begin at a. M, close at $50 o. m.
NORA E. MORROW,
(2t) County Sup't of Schools.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28

Write to City Drug Store at Par
ker for what you want. We will
send it.-Adv.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28

Why send outside for drugs and
sundries. We have everything in
that line. Mail your orders to City
Drug Store. Parker-Adv.
The Parker post., 1917-07-28

A.tasonism That Helps.
He that wrestles with us strengthens
our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our
antagonist is our helper Burke.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

- Sein Sorror. - Dame:
Cine Saiie See nebmen Sic bod
an, Serr Muder!"
Sempersn5ler: pglber nur unter
Der 8orausisBung. bab sic niht auf
Spiritps tO9en!"
-8rarIsr6stradt
n0rsimal bin i6 nun i9on abges
itiirst. Srsi Rippsn, einen SUB.
beiOe 9lrme babe ib mir bsreits ses
broden. Benn's nidt Der lieben Sc
iunbheit pegen mar =, i1 sdb' bos
Sergiteisen ouf."
= Ssberteufel. (2lus benz
Sibunssberidt zines pesetarii9en
8ereius J Der Rsoner i9lob ieinsn
nit s,oBem SsifolI nufsenommensn
9ortras nit Der einorin9Iidien
Mu1nuns, ii4 ods @riosts gu 9es
mi { 3d fiihren.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03
Mudeiponbte Hebens

- angen onbte Rebensz
art. 5rdulein: sd bin itren9e
9esetaricnerin unb piirbe MIR einen
Mann 6eiraten, Der audi pesetariib
lebt."
Serr: r@egetarier bin i'd ia nun
fretli6 niht. !isbes 5rGulein. aber
S5nsn gu aiebe iOnnte t4 in ben
lauren Ipfel beiben."
- gerpiappert. @ait Gn
Der @eintneips, bic Suslei6 nit ei=
ner 9ierbrauerei psrbunben iID: Der
papa 1T ppbl serabe beim Bier
brauen, Sans?"
Sobn bes Dirtes: pRein. beute
pirb Wein gebraut!"
- &inbii6e Srage. Cine
Mutter iost gu ibrer tleinen Sod>
ter, bab lie Inn ben psritpr6enen Snz
tel Salbtrouer anlesen miihe. mSit
oenn Der Sntel ni4t gang tote"
frosts naip bic &Ieine.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03
Selb p.rrut.

- Selb fp.rrat. - Ri6ter:
.3eusin, Sic baben als nddite Der
tpanbte bes glnsetlasten bus Reht,
bon ber 3eusnispsripsigerung Sc.
brout gu MAIDEN. Denn ia sic
aber pereibise, 70 miifien Sic unses
fdmintt bic Wubrbeit iogen."
3susin: .Serr 3i6ter, id pers
5tdte!"
= Streng mad @uftras.
grfer 9ait: p&ellner, brinsen @ie
mir sfpei ipei6setobte gier!"
3peiter Soft: ~Mir aud 5fpei
gier - ober fsbr frii9e!"
Sellner Tam Spradro6r): r8ier
ipeihe @isr - pppOn 5ipei feer
friid!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03
Gin @hrIif,er. q

= Gin g6rli6er. = a.:
rDsin SaIiisrsr 1T nit Oeiner Srau
burheebrannt9 Da tonnit Su Ias
6en!"
B.: r2aden2 9td, nein. Du ipeiBt
bod: r3um Raube la6en, beibt ben
9ieb beiteblen" = unb bas m0hte
id nidt germ"
= GrflGruns. Der tleins
8urt: n9roBpapa, tpas bebeutet
benn bas ~5. %" binter 9eneralmas
ior2"
w3um SeibeI beiBt bas, msin
Sunse."
Der ungIiidstag. = Sin
2anbitreider gum anoern: nSeds@
mai babsn mir MI f9on Mittas eiien
miiffenl Hu braud uns BLOB nod
eener. Irbset ansubieten!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

@rtappt. (9tus einem Ros
man, = Die i6Dne 9riinette, bic
ibm eben nod 10 iiiB suseld4elt.
runselte finiter bic Stirn. n8etrii>
gsr!" sifdte iie. sd baiie Di9!"
Ser iunse Mann lieB Dor S4red
feinen Stod fallen. rOu baIfeit
mid!9" rief er. r@eitern bait 9u
mir bod erit eeiagt. Su Iiebteit iebes
Sanr auf meinem &opfe9!"
,Sa, aber ni9t iebes Saar auf
9sinsr SduIter," erpiberte iie, Elm
lanses BLONDES 6aar bo4baltenb.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

- Ser 3antapfel. = @as
ter: nDarum santen Tq bic Mdbels
benn fo?"
Mutter: p4t, porbin mar Or.
Stein bier unp faste iheralpeiie. cine
pGre INNER biibfher ais Dte anpere;
nun frsiten iie hariiter. iper bic eine
iit."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03
u us re b {.

= 2lusrebe @nit gum
WirD: rRa, b0ren Sic, mir 10 cine
Miniaturportipn BON benz S6peinez
Idlegel porSuieBen = ba Bort op9
allies auf!"
8irt: pgt6, enifdulbigen Sic nur,
g 1T bolt BON Der Stelle, po 3
S6pein fdon gang gu Gnoe sebt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

-Qm 8illsttf4 f4aIter. -
&oIiierer (5tpeifelnb): rSit Sbr Suns
ge aud DirtIi9 ni9t iiber Sebn
Sabre olt9"
9ame (beleibigD: ~9lber bas milf
fen sic mir bod anfeben!"
RoIIenfes Materiol |.
pafIaeier (su einem SetunbGrbabns
BeamteD: ~Wiepiel Q6ien umfaBt
benn eigentlid Sbr - i4leidenoss
Material2"
-@in prob. - Run, morgen
reiisn sic alIo los. ni9t pabr9
Eoffer i6on sepadt2
= Sm! Yortefeuine au4!
Sn Der bo6eren SD6 :
terf6Ele. 2ebrerin: Was pers
itebt mar unter benz glusbrud: mos
menlos sliidlih"9
SDbere So9ter: @enn t1an Ieinen
MGb9ennamen ableat!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

S SIM 9auernibeater, =
Trember 9u sirHm @inbeimiiden):
.gia, b0ren Sic mol = bas 1T or9
ni9ts; Der ben S0riter sibt. Der iteR.
ia bilflos pie elm 8ino auf Der
9iibne!"
.llm 5immelspillen. ipre6en sic
Ieifer = pas 1T ia unfer S3ulae!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

9iIliges @srIansen.
Sic: ngs iit am better, Serr Miils
Ter, ih sebe Sbnen Sbr 8ort aus
riiH."
Gr: r9lber = 9lara! WoIlen sic
benn ni6t ipenisitens tparten. bis i9
SrIaB eefunben babe?"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

= g 9 IN a9e @ntf 9ulbis
gung. = Ri9ter: rGrfpieien 1T
ferner, bab Sic Sbrem Mann bel
ieinen Sisbitdblen sebolfen baben."
9lnsetlaste: .Stimmt; BEL uniers
ems muB bic Srau mitperbienen
belfen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

= Cute Sprtf9ritte =
Bauer gum Ra6bor, oeiien Scbn
Meoisin ituoierD: nHu', gta4bar,
bat 0ein 5riB itpn mas selsrnt auf
Der boben Squire"
= IS, sstpiB bod; i'd sIuub'. N
tleinss 8inb tDnnP er idon turie'
ren."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

-Naipe @erteibisuns.-
geri6tsprdiipent: No.. glngez
tlagter, Sic geben alio gu, ben Wiils
Ter, Sbren Meiiter, auf Initiften ieis
ner @befrau bur9sepriigelt gu baz
benz"
gngetlaster: ~Saippbl!"
prGiibent: nDie tonnten Sic a6sr
10 rob on Sbrem 8rotberrn bans
beln2"
9lnsetlaster: rOie Meiiterin Eat
mid immer sebrinst unb gebrdngt-
unb nifien g, 9err Ri4ter. i9 bin
bait a gutter &erl!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03
6 o ffpieIiae Reaie. -

- So oitfpieIise Regie. -
0irettpr elmer Shmiere gum Si5s
ter): :. aber pas fdllt Sbnen
oenn ein?! Sic laiien in Sbrem
Stiid 9 perIonen eri9ieBen! Bee
benten Sic, mas bas Pufper toitstt
... Die miiiisn alle erbOl9t pers'
benz"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

mann: SD peroe es MAIDEN
ipie Der uerlorene So)n iinb peroe
mid beiiern."
Srau: Limb ib fperbe cs eben.
70 MAIDEN pie Der perlorenc Sobn
ilnb tpcroe 5it mcincm Sater 5uriid-
febren."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

- g dneI!e &eus. :. Yeam<
ter: nSerr Gbef. i'd babe BEL Der
seitrigen MISUNDERSTANDING i'm Sus
fel Inn bic Sane Der So6ter unferes
Ra6bors ausebol!en!"
nRun, Sic ipiini1eng"
8eomter: Ser Wfann ipirb fi6
iiber mid Bel Sbnen informieren; ih
bite Sic, seben Sic ibm eine re6t
idledte @usfunft!"
= Ser biG,tenbe 5reunb.
nTa, lpie sebt's benn unferem
Sreunbe MeDer9"
mSbm gebt's ia gut; aber feline
MuIe 1T front?"
Seine Muie9"
nSa, bic Ieibet an 8!eptomanie. "
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

giubeimider (,u bem ibm beeeenenoen SouitnnereiD:
noen Sic fd bier i'm @ebirgc 5urdt, rpine Serrer?
y9rian Sebn sic bo Dem 9iden Oa Der Spite bot Der
san5en 9an nit ben f0nen ausidtspuntn
ouf oen Hiden ge,eidne"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

Hi6ter: sic ioIIen ben @en'
BARN bel Sbrer slrrctierung nod
groblid) beihimpit baben!
glngeflaeter: Seine Spur!
- SD babe linn mir bie ri6tige 9e.
nennitng gegeben!
&i 6 ter: gSie boben Sic benn
5u ibm 9eiagt?
Ingeflagter: 2unlpeniamm.
fer!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-05-03

- Gin fur6tbares init
tel 9eiuder elmer WeibereStrafe
anitalt: limb ipenn cine 9efan9sne
abiolut niht gebor9en pill9"
Sireftor: %, oann baben mir
cine sanse Stdla bon Strafperf9Grs
fungenl"
Limb penn olIes ni4ts bilft9A
Damn greifen mir gum leBten
Mittel: mir feBen ibr cine Maus in
bic 3elle!"