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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

held quart Vnan who had been
received causc letter
frOma membe of
of
quart with bottles of liquor that had been
visitor sober enough to
he
auestn his bottle.
reached home Home
he
the family
the police conhcae
quartof
Il was pointed out intended violation of
heads of families
month The police made no claim to
belonged visitor the They
nothing
10 i'm
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
An Even Break.

T.ook here" said the proprietor Oh
tbe ouick-lunch counter, "this dime
YOU gave me has hole in it
"That's all right" rejoined the pa,
tron. $50 had the doughnuts you served
me-"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Willing to Share.

"Bliggins says he is socialist and
wants everybody to be as well off as
he is"
Eyes; but Bliggins always claims
that he doesn't have much of any
thing except hard luck"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

"
rank or dignity stand in the way Of
acceptance of the command of even
gunboat, if no other command is avail
able. In my opinion, an officer can
make his own opportunities for doing
good work if he is given half chance"
This letter, received by the chief
of the bureau of navigation of the
navy from one of the most capable
captains in the service, who stands
nearly at the top of his grade, and from
q man who has only half c0mnlpted
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Reasonable.

"Father, why did Joshua, in the BIZ
BILE, command the sun to stand still?
"Oh, he was probably an advocate OF
the save-a-little-daylight movement"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Strikinn Hiuher.

Young Poorman-Win you be my
wife?
Miss Peachly-No, thank you. am
opposed to labor unions.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
ALIENS FOOT.EASe DOES IT,

When your shoes pinch or your corns and bun.
ions ache get Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder to be shaken into shoes and sprinkled In
the foot~bath Gives instant relief to Tired, Ach-
ing, Swollen, Tender feet over 100000 packages
are being used by the troops at the front Sold
everywhere 25c. Don't accept any SH6TfitEfe. ADV.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

and heals burning, itching and torturlng
skin diseases. 1t instantly stops the PAIN
of burns. Heals without scars: Zoe ana 6oG'
Ask your druggist or SEND 25c 10 me ~ "
w. Cole Co., Rockford, ILL.,. Tor pKs']Au''
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you. Garfield Tea
promotes health.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

If you find yourself in the right
place at the right time don't quarrel
with your luck.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Center of Profanity,

Someone wants to know where the
center of profanity is. Under the mo-
tor, of course.-Milwaukee News.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the orig
inal little liver pills put up 40 years ago.
They regulate liver and bowels.-AdV.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Soldiers Carry Oxygen.
European soldiers carry small TASKS
of oxygen to revive gas-stricken COM
rades.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
All NAVY Officers Want Their Chance Afioat

E<rD TODAYS afoat
command
gratefully command ship however obsolete
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

When a man meets one of his old
sweethearts he realizes that he is
lucky dog.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

When a man talks much about him
self he has nothing much to talk about.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
To leach EARN Life.

To Teach Farm Life.
1t is proposed in North Carolina to
require all rural schools to teach farm
life.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

She Is q wise woman who knows
where her waistline will be after the
next new styles come In.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Invented by Howe.

The first complete sewing machine
was patented by Elias Howe, Jr., in
1916.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

The bee is never too busy to admin
lister singing rebuke.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Cocoa may now be imported into
Norway.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Oldest Marble Quarry.

Vermonts oldest marble quarry.
opened about 1905, still Is being OPP
Grated proftably.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

SONdIu LAC ouPpoi1 u 80 ,
est wet city to many sections OF the
three states, those Of the bibulOus pop
ulation who come this way sometimes
remain long enough to satisfy their
cravings for alcoholic thirst-quenching
beverages, with the result that some OF
them fall into the hands of the police
and are assessed $40 for infractions of
the JOnes-WOrl1s excise law.
In several of the police stations
there are supplies of ''wet'' goods
taken from persons from the dry
states. and it was because the police
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Washinaton's Excise Methods vex vrgnlan

Virginia West Virginia and North Caro-
w of liberal contributions
Columbia Wangon being the near
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Bergen, Norway, is to have school
for chauffeurs.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Uncle Sans Queer Expenses in Foreign Lands


though thing
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
YOUNG Secret Service Men Guard President

President Wilson during these
the
oldest side thirty Each agile panther capable
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Controlled by Government.

Controlled by OoVSTHTIeII'
The Russian government controls
the prices charged for medical pre-
scriptiOns.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Go out of your way to do a favor
and make a friend.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-24
II iIhr Born. bis s iihr Attnbs
llebsr ben amsrioan grbreb DO.

- Die Goli5iIten 6ia uno Waartin
bonn a. Dtitrtft llid)ten geitern friib
ben 5Sdrbigen Gam 9oipen, 319 Dse.
SarIn1lo Strabe, Der unter 6elH Ser.
bndJt itebt, eiter Strabenr1ub an Der
3. iut6 ,Sobn StrnBe periibt slt buber,
5u berbaftert, bod rib iih Der @Giiner
los, pornuf Die 8euirte1l inn bier
SdIiiie nafionbte1t, bie ie6od ibr 8iel
perfebIten uub nitt nerbinoern fonn.
ten oab Der 8ogel oeunod erhDiif]te
- Sobr Sipeenep, o6ne beitinur.
ten 8obnort, ipuroe geitern ourd)
Die iSeuerDehrLeitte S5oiepb GoIeruder
uno ,Sobn Bonner geboft, oIs er auS
Dem Sultie Der ;Srai Srin Bugb, $40.
1916 Sarrtlon Apenlie, elite, nad0ent
Die Sebtere nus tbrern 5eniter laut nm
Silfe gerllfen butte. @s itellte lid
beralis, oaB Slpeereb In 6as ShIaf-
5innner 6er iSrnl geiblidyen ipar uro
iid gerabe NIT elmer Nntlbtaife, Die
$26 ertbielt, aus 6ein Sfaitbe mndetl
ipolte, als be iSruI errpo9te. @r
iultroe einem goli3iiten oes 5. 9i.
itrtfts aiisgeliefert, mo er einihpeiler
inter 8erbaht fefseebaItsu pire.
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GrrntasS. reip. 9i5eHsariet.lleber'
trcter perbaftet.

Der Dirt6 CD. Wisfsrmouu, Rorbs
pited. Der Barr Strabe unO Jreeman
alpenue, purbe gsitern, ba er feline
@irtbi6aft often bate unp ettDa 20
8Gfs BARN aneetrpffsH puroen, uns
Ter entTprehsnSer antldge Oerbaftet.
Senrp s. Slider, Der Ru. 1864
Gurtbaae Qife etne WirtbI6dft uno
Siergorten betreibt, tputoe inter
oerIelben QlntIaee perhaftet, neil sr
otItern in ieinem 9otal Tttelteberu
etues angebii9en SIubs Bier uHb uus
oere seiitige 9etrGute psrobfoIet hds
ben IoI.
Charles Rann, Ills Gturt Strdbe,
Der in Teiner griodttpphnung sinen fos
asuannteu ,Dcqortlub" betrieb uno
ben Utttalieeern bsiIeI5en Bier uno
anbere 9etrGntc segen ge5ahIung sus
tummen Itsb, purbe BON poIiSiiten oes
5. DiItritts pegen @erlebung bes 2iz
sensoeIebes perbuftet, iebOh gsgen
9iirai6dFt bis sur beuttgeu @erhanoa
lung TN Stabtssriht sntlafsn.
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Jarbiser Sabnarbeiter
Sm @eitenS ermorost uHS oanu BE-
ranbt.

Der farbiss gabaarbeiiu Nm.
S9ri,b, BON Casper. TENT, Der felt
siuiasr 3eit sci Der 8 & g. pahu be-
i6ditist mar. iputcs geItern friib sss
gen iiinf ubr In Der Ribe oss 6rddts
bdbnbois an Der Weeean uno Dalton
qpsnue nit sinseI1Iaesnsm S6ioeI
ala 2tite nufssfuno.n. Rsben ibm lag
Elm iHpsrsr siIsrner SplSen. Der iibsr
uno iibsr nit 9Int bebedt mar uno
Dbne 3nsifsI bem gsrbrsher, Der nod
nitt ausfinbis sema6i tuorSsn TT, als
Rurbpaffs ssoient bate.
Die 2eihe tpurbe na9 Der Worgus
gsI6afit, ipo Der Coroner iie bet9tiss
te, ipprauf bnnn iofort cine llntsrius
dung sinssIsittt purbe. bic iopeft ers
aebsn bot, bag hsr Wann dleeniheins
lid sinem Rnubmoro gum Spfer ges
fnaen 1T. einsr fsirsr aoasgsn, Der
nit ibm einsn Masson als temperate
G&Iafiidtte bs1ubt, sriIdrte, bnb Sdrs
i.n, ben Ct an Gumitds Wlittas gum
lstisn Wlal ssIshen, bnmals cine lltr.
iolpis stipd s25 I'm gsiib eshabt babe.
bic jsbod an Der esi9e nift osfuaosn
ipezssu ssnn.sH.
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SImer fir gploaten.
Gte 3otbmcnOigfeit Drn Selobiblio'
tIjefsu liest auf Der Sanb.

Der 9ebante, tur6 gluF6ringung
sines lsonbs ppn 100000 bic
bon 8ii9ereisn fir bic
psritebenen 5eIbIuser gu srm09li4en,
pebt sntIdisben BON 2euten aus, bic
sa ni6t nur gut meinen nit bem
SOlbaten bas tbun mir aIe-ionz
bern bic ii4 aud senou auf Ieine
Winf9e uno 8eburfniiIe DerIteben.
Ser 9eIeEunger bss gofbnten, in als
len eurOpdiifsn 6eeren, geb6rt gu ben
auFfuuenoiten, ober ou6 erfreulihiten
8eqlstterI6einunger bes I9rieges, oenn
burt nihts tpiro elmer alleemetnen
9errr5ung 70 erfolsreit entsegenges
ar6sitet ME our6 CUTE gi6er. 9etptb
Elm peit9ebenber gtertfi, bieiss @ort
,Sute giher", Der iebsr perfDnliden
8eronIagung unb 9efhmntsrihtunJ
Re6rung trGat. Bel Der @uspobi
Der Bidder ipllten baher riht nur
SatIeute i'm 8tbliotbetspefsn 81
8otbe ge5oesn peroen, fonoern audi
Offtsiere, unb ypor Sffi5tere nit
lanaiG6rtgsr Grfahrung i'm Front
ttenft unb baourb pertrnut nit bem
Nrnenleben bes SolbateH, auber ben
OFftsieren uber or6, tperH iraeno
m6Qli6, altgebiente Splbaten, 2sute
aug benz UtauHTbdftsitanbe. 8ei
elmer futhen 3ufammerIeBuug iptrb
ieoe girTeitigfett permisbeu, ohne
bab barunter bic 9iite Der IuspabI
AT leiben brou6t.
gluf Cincinnati refp. Sumtlton
Gcurtb entfoIIen sur Snmmlt,us Fir
rem gi6ltptbetsfpnbs $4,000, cine
Summe, bic in "a Stunber nrfoes
fruht peroen folte, bat bod ieoe
SHUTTER, jeSer Batter, iiberbuupt isber
giiroer Elm SntsrsiTe barun, bob ben
SOlbaten, rintsrhultund uno Belebz
runa ae6ptsn tpirb. 5urnl an ben
lonuen @intsrobenben, RE ieBt bsrors
Tte6en.
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8sx ber Siibse.

Sm gmpreB Sbsater prde
ie,1i1t iih in Gieier @ode Die befanttte
@pmnaitiferin @ttu @ereen. SSn cem
@:t GpcIe Of Wtirtb" treten u.9l fed's
biibid)s g6aohen aiif, mt Butler uito
@erOottus in leitenoen Stolen. Tertsr
iteben auf benz progrumm bic brei Ga
9runbe SiIters nantbofte Sdngerinz
nen unb Sdn5ertnnen, Totpte Dunlap
uno 9erben; Fsrner Der glsger=S =Smitos
tor 9eorss GDers iopie Wnrb, geq
unb @urb in elmer 8pmDoie. Im
S6lub folGsn neue Ulutt unb SER
@unbeIbiIber.
Cine bDrtreTTlihe gurlesten 9ors
iielune Iiefert bas Slpmpte
Tbeater in bieler Wo6s. Ben
DeI6 unb feline Big Sbop" iino
einseridt unb perbsn 3tpeifelIos bic
gnnae Wp6e Ro3mittass unb gbenbs
Ooae 6duisr 5isben. @sld bat fd nit
elmer 5ruppe BON ausge5ei5retsn BUR-
Iestenmimen umgebsn, urter oenen bes
Ionbers qat aearnep, Grant g. Murs
pbr, giaD WiIb, Sib Cob, Sntptu
grphb, GIpo 9riepes, 2epna Carl unb
Gruntie Rnrtin gu nennsn Fnb. Sei
gbor 1T brilliant, cine pnbrs Shbns
bsitsous usftsaung unb suteerdults Sdns
ssrinnen bo1u. DAP Tis aud ous San5s
beiu ormuthig gu iapingen piHeu, 1T
feIbffperftdnoIid.
Das WuroIsDrama Experience,
tpeId,es naa Isiuer Riidtebr nah Gin'
cinnati in Der lsstsn Duae i'm 8 q.
ric Sbsoter bDu geusm bic Sens
Iation biIbete, fptrb aud In biefer
@pte oufsefiibrt tpsrber, uno Der
na9baItise Ginbrud, ben bns Senias
tionsftiit Itets biuterIdbt, tpiro ni4t
bsrfebIsr, nu6 in bieisr WD6e elm
auBsrprbentItd sabIrsi4es aubitos
ruin an3ulpden.
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Jn CdlSe
@iro i'm aon5eu 2ortbe nit oen Der
tauT Der bonn 8ougreb autorlltrs
etn arieesISporSe
beaornen tperoen.

Daibineton, 90. Sept. sSi
9Glos iperhsn in ieher Stopt uuo je'
Der Srtidaft res aanbes bic &rt:ss'
SporSerti'itute gum @ertauf latiIs'
gen, beren Auseabe gum Betruse Don
aipei gilicnen Dollars Der SOngreB
autprifirt bat. DisIe @rt!Gruns CAB
S6dBumtsIetretdr Wcgbop amS0nn'
taa 9lbeno ub NIT Der Bemerturs, oab
Die 3ertiFitate in Rennipsrthen bis Su
fiinF Dollars berunter 5ur Ausgabe
eelanaen piiroen unh bab Der Vsrs
fuuF bura bic llnterI6oBGmter, be
ginne1riteuer @iRndbmeiteuen, ole
3clGmtsr, poitdmter uHb aneerc 81
ernennenoe Geellteu erfolgen iDiiroe.
I'm ben 9ertauf nieisr Sheine, oie a
9rossnt trussu, su fOroern pirb eirls
eneraiI6e Sampngne IN bic Wege ges
lettet tperben unb bic 2eitune oieier
9ampogne bat SetretGr Wlca6co els
nsm apmmittce iibertruecn oas itb
pie folet SuiammerIest: @oritser
frunt 81. 8auoerGip, glep gprt; Jre'
bsrtd q. 9eldno, Ghicapp; 5entp
Sorb, Detroit; gussne Nrtr, IT.,
@6raep; 6rau George Sab, S9naso,
unb Charles 6. patre, Bottom. gon
ben anaoben res Setretdrs Wlc2tooo
pirb es rem publitum moeItt ss-
madt perben, burh ben Nntauf ses
Tonoerer Wnrtsn, bic in Elm BUD ctris
ostIebt nah unb natb be uItbigs Srms
me Fiir ben au!auf zines ioIaen eers
tiFitats su erIparen. Die @iiltigtsits'
bauer Der @ertifituie TT flint Sdbre,
aber he iine iener5eit pprher sinlos'
bar, nur pirb rour bic Regieruns nt
9infm su einsm nieDrigvrsn 3instal
bs5ablen.
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purbs ber bersilds Dan. Der JeffDers
fommlung nussslpro4en unb bann
nod auf bic beporItehenbe Seier bes
Rsformaticns Subildums in Der
Wuiit6ane aufmertiom gema6t. Uiit
eirefn BON g,nitor 6. 6. Sdrnibt ses
Iproftnen @ebet, bsm @emeinbss@ez
fang .Soip Jirm Il 5punbation", BEN
turd pnitor D. aObIsr ertbeiltsn
Gsasn unb einem prdftieen gcitlus
binm bee Drheitsrs tam bic bents
iuiirtiss nsisr gum 4bftluB.
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Stimmung gut.
Ieues ans benz iiebnnsSIaser In
Ghillicotbe.
ShnSeuplan nub aatalosiiItrnns Der
aGhiateifsn nnb aenntniiie.

Die 9iad)ridJten, Ole aus bent
lle6ungslager in 9billicotbe bierber
fomlnct, lino IN fpenieen gsorten
slimnmenslfaiien. 9ie 9ineinnatier
9Pmnid,aitcn baben iif 6ereits CIT
lire mere llmaebing gcpobit; iie
fiuo nit Dem Giien ilno ben Settet
suirie6en ino ittiniet oarin itber'
cin, oab aIles ticl, uicl beiier ia,
n!s iie eripdrtet l)abcn
Ncnn ibnen Die IN Der Stegel
bcim eiien gebrduflltdgn ebfuert.
5euae. tuie IeiIer iiitb e'obeln, iitdt
in Gem Wlabe sur a'erfiisung iiebet
fpir bei 0hitterit ic mcten lie ii6
nidt piel baraiis; Tie niiitn, oab
man iid i'm arieee oarnn gelu0nnen
mub. nit tpeniger fertis gil rpercen.
Nnd bic ltniforinst iino nod
MIDI poaitanoie; Die metiten Solca'
ten baben MIR militariide pilte,
cher bas SebIenoe ipirb tpobI balo
noafonlrren un6 ie0enfaIIs iino lie
n'irieb2n, unb oes lit nib beim
WilIitir bic Sditptidfle. Dlan refniet
NIT 9eitinnrfbeit bnra,if, bag lie
Fab iannrt un6 ionoers iiliformirt
ieiH tDeroeu.
I'm bdIb ieds ltbr SeS Worgers
eri6rt bic MeDeille: 0onn folgt bds
Iriibihid rmb barn tuiro bas Gator'
t,er aereinist. Iah setbaner arbcit
fclaer oann sur grhoIlsng Grer5icr'
iitunaen, bic ben eainecns einen
gni3 aeb6riaen appetit gum Nittaa.
Ellen itlaiien. I'm Gppctit feblt
es nienals, irro ieber fam 10 piel
Ellen tuie er mid
gsa4, oem giien iolgen Snitrllf.
ttonsItnioen. bte natiirItdI ietr pieI
sSreitoe maten. uno bnnn miro ber
taaTihe Wtarih ilber Berg nno Sbal
] nrat treten, nobel iruler onfilr &C.
| Icrai rpiro, taB Sie Wiornihoiten
sum abcuotrrt rettseitie irieSer sii'
rid {inS Tenn Sunaer boben lie
idon ricoer 9sah oern aberobrot
/ urt;rhaIten iitb Die ScIecten mad
S,er,ensluit, nno iuenn hann III
seDn llbr Ger 3opfenitrettb ertorit,
Sam liz ieoer frob, onS er iIdl in
Die sllappe Ieaen fann uno nit o.nl
@euubticin, hnS oas Soloatenlebell
cod cine berrIide ginridttng III,
Idlldfen iie baIo elm. sic frduntc,l
| pieQeidt BON Dem ,9Fbd'en 81
Sans" rno erfldren iogur nod I'm
3ra.unir. boF iie ibr aonrutibleben mt
feiicm anocrsn gerti perhauitcr
DiirSen
sSie bereits ertpihnt. TT bic Sttnt'
mlna Ser Mannidniter cine falto'e,
uro NeIcIbe Ibatinf,e gsbt ia niidl
| aus ben sa1IIoier gricfcn herpcr.
pelde aus Dem lleblmeslager tei ben
p'citr;eosncr r!Serreu gltern" einge'
troffcn itnb.
ssm Sonrp ebermar but niar iebt
| fir Die Golentrn elm aurteuiit6er'
Spitem eingefiibrt, Sas gerlf ooer
sdroperf ober iotftise GvnntniiTc, bic
Der ScIoot beiist, cngibt, iooab Die
osltte i'm Iottfaae itnel an Der I'D
t.aleit i'm arieee perirdnot iperoell
fonnen, al Der iie am beiten eecignet
iiro. Gin Hnoer.grnerte, :. 6.
Tnolep. Ieitct bic actnIontiicriins be-
Ge,ite. 9as gniiem fpirb Bel aIltn
sntpecn patrenS oes arieges alif'
| rptit er6aIten tDcroeu.
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RleiRe 9pliSeiaadbriAte

Charles aGlirL 16 @uioo Str,
melbete DER aSolisei. oaB er seitern IN
Der aird)e 3ur llubefleftpil @uIptong'
nib, M. aOdms, no er benz @ottes'
oienIt beilpobute, Inn ietne eolbene
llbr i'm @ertbe Don SO beltobIen
pcrben let.
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Sierinit mar bds Rebtproer1mm 5u
Gnbe eefiibtt unb es foiate cine ses
mitbIi9e Safslrunbe, BEL Der nod
rlan4es f6ons Ncrt aefpro6en unb
mon4es bibfhe Qieb edunsen nurbe,
ebe bic SbeiInebmet ben Seimipeg an
traien.
3ds 8erbienit, fie bibThe sSeier in
fr umit6tiger uns seluresuer Weiie
arrnneirt gu buben, ssbiibrt naditsz
benben 9umen Der SSrauens unb 3o6~
ter Organization: Sulin Spdth.
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-08
SQUIRREL FOOD

love to write of Eloise;
For knees, and trees, and bees, and
leas,
And seas, and cheese, and feas,
and ease,
And breeze, all rhyme with Eloise.
| like to write of Marie,
For glee, and she, and be, and see,
And we, and plea, and free, and
me,
All go nicely with Marie.
| love to write of Fluffy Ruff,
For muff, and cuff, and buff, and
luff,
And huff, and rough. and all such
stuff,
Remind me so much of Fluffy Ruff.
| love to write of Marguerite,
For sweet. and neat, petite, dis
Greet,
And greet, and meet, and eat, and
treat.
Are the words that rhyme with
Marguerite.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-08
Henry MacFarlone
Says:---

I've climbed up eleven flights of
swallowed a woody wirm, chased a
COW, fell down out of hay loft,
read two books in one day, made
love to a katy-did, wrote poetry,
spilled an ink well, fell in river,
busted a window, climbed hickory
tree, seen an aeroplane, slept on a
steamboat, went swimming in the
Erie, Camped two weeks at the
Chautauqua, played baseball, killed
four crickets, broke looking glass,
lost my pocket book, went ice skat-
ing, took hay ride. apOlogized to a
girl for running into her run into
a telegraph pole, went to a movie
all in one summer.
But after all that the funniest
thing | will do and the gloomiest
thing, will be to 60 back to school
for another Sc weeks-Id sooner
wash dishes | really don't think
that the school board has any right
to make us poor elated or debated or
belated kids come back to school
because ~ it isn't right that we
should work (3) it isn't right if we
could work (4-oh, you know,
Last Friday | proceeded to find
all my books. found my Geometry
under the setting hen, my German
in the rose husband well | hope
that you sympathiZe.
Four thousand different times |
wish that | could die and let my
spirit decend into-oh well, and
then ! wouldn't have to go to
school. Beside l wish | was all
grown up and then | would only set
up and retire and wait until the
end came and then
OF course you being true Amer
lean citizen and as full of air as |
am understand my sentiments ex-
actly but it's dollars to doughnuts
you couldn't hold me away from
school with steam roller.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-08

The father of Winston Churchill,
Lord Randolph Churchill, had a
system Of mnemonics which en-
abled him to execute marvellous
feats of memory. After reading his
morning paper he was able to re
cite to his wife all the news of the
day without referring once to the
source from which he had obtained
his information.
Sir Benjamin Brodie, in his inter
esting Psychological Inquiries"
refers to Jesuit Suarez, who is
said to have known the whole of
the works Of st, Augustine by heart
"a matter Of II large folio vol
umes! 1t is also recorded of Nor
ply, the famous chess player, that
he could play several games of
chess simultaneously without see
ing any of the boards on which the
various games were being conduct
ed. This wonderful feat of mem
DRY was performed by him over and
over again.
DR.. Leyden could repeat any act
of Parliament or any single docu-
ment after having once read it, and
he acknowledged that his memory
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-08
THE BANANA FLOP
TOO MUCH FOR AL

BANEVILLE-Al Biskew went
to the dance over at Stones last
"Wednesday and he was learning
some of the new dances. The one
dance that got AIS goat was the
Banana Flop. AL had this dance
with a lady that perhaps weighed
at least two hundred pounds, and
they were doing pretty fine when
the lady became overbalanced and
fell on top of Al. Naturally, the
lady blamed it on to poor AL and
she was very much peeved and
said, Il don't know what to call
you" Well" said AL, "You can
call me an ambulance" AL says,
mo more of them Banana Flops
for him, unless his pardner can be
supported with a seattle"