East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-12-01
LUC|FER WRITES GRATEFUL
APPEAL TO GERMAN EMPEROR

der Is dirty work. but it takes a Ho-
nenzollern to make n way and get by.
IYour opportunity was at hand.
! You set the world on fire and bells of
hell We're ringing; your rape on Bel
eium caused much joy, it was the be-
ginning, the foundation of perfect
HEN on earth the destruction of noble
cathedrals and other infinite works
CT art was hailed with joy in the in
fernal regions. You made war on
friends and foe alike and the murder
or civilians showed my teachings had
borne fruit. Your treachery toward
neutral nations hastened a universal
upheaval, the thing l most desired.
Your under-sea warfare is a master
stroke from the smallest mackerel pot
| to the great Lusitania you snow no
faVorites! As II was lord you stand
supreme for You have no mercy; you
have no consideration for the baby
cunging to it's mothers breast as they
both go down into the deep together.
only to be torn apart and leisursly
oevoured by sharks down amoung the
corals.
II have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France. l
have seen your hand of destruction
everywhere: it's all your work super
fiend that 1 made you. l have seen
the fields of Poland; now wilderness
fit or prowling beast only; no merry
children in Poland now; they all
succumhed to frost and starvation-I
drifted down into Galicia where for
merly Jews and Gentiles lived happily
together; l found but ruins and ashes;
1 felt a curious pride in my pupil for
it was all about my expectation. l was
in Belgium when you drove the peace
full population before you like cattle
into slavery, you separated man and
wife and forced them to hard labor
in the trenches. l have seen the most
fiendish rape committed ON young
women and those who were forced in
to maternity were cursing the father
of their offspring and began to doubt
if my own inferno was really up-to
date.
You have taken millions of dol
You have taken millions of dol
called it indemnity; you lived fat on
the land you usurped and sent the
real owners away to starvation. You
have strayed away from all legalized
war methods and introduced a code
of your own. You have killed and
robbed the people of friendly nations
and destroy their property. You are
liar, a hypocrite and buffer of
the highest magnitude. You are
part of mine and yet you pose as a
personal friend of God. All, William,
you are a wonder. You wantonly de-
stroy all things in your path and leave
nothing for coming generations.
Il was amazed when I saw you form
a partnership with the impossible
I-sI fvl,,.
and you a devout worshipper in the
Lutheran church. confess. Will
helm, you are a puzzle at times. a
Mohammedan army, commanded by
German officers assisting one an
other in massacreing Christians is a
new line of warfare When a Pruss-
ian officer can witness a nude woman
being sembowled by a swarthy
Turk, committing a double murder
with one cut of his saber. and calmly +
stand by and see house full of inno- .
cent Armenians locked up, the house
saturated with oil and fired, then my
teachings did not stop with you but /
have been extended to the whole
German nation. / confess my Satanic
soul grew sick and there and then |
knew the pupil had become the mas
ter. ] am n back number and. my
dear Wilhelm. 1 abdicate in your favor
The great key of hell will be turned
over to you. The gravel that has
struck the doom of damned sould
since time began is yours. I am sat
isfied with what l have done; that my
abdication in your favor is for the
very best interest of HELM the
future l am at your majesty's ser
vice.
"Affectionately and sincerely. 4
LUCIFER II. SATAN"