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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

MARFA-FORr DAVIS auto mail line
leaves Fort Davis daily and Sundays a.
M: leaves Maria . ?. n. One way. S25o-
round trip Sf.Qo. G. " Davis. proprietor.
MOSAHANS. Grand Fails and Kermit
Auto Man line-LeaveE 3fonahans g. M
every day except Sunday service cars in
connection W. r. Beatty. Prop.
OWEGO-BUENA VISTA auto mail line
Every day except Sunday. Fare one way.
trip. SIS.
leaves Big Springs daily except sunday a.
so a. pn- arriving Lamesa via Soash
and Spsrenberg. az IL noon. returning %
Big springs same day az 8 D. M Sc 50 one
way $500 round trip Cordiu & Smith
Props Big Springs. Texas.
LUBBOCK. PLAINS. TATUM auto line
Leaves Lubbock daily except sunday a. :
o. m Connections are made for T.ovinston
and Carlsbad Return trip leaves Tatuu
a. a. r. C. Abbott g. sons. L-ubbo-k. Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
BATHING GIRL
PROVES 4 HIT
Latest Teal Show Features
Favorites and Plenty
of Song Numbers.

The Bathing Girl one Of the best
in the repertoire of musical comedies
lu the Raymond Teal collection. is the
latest offering al the Crawford thea
ter.
All the Teal fayorites. with the ex-
cepton Of Miss DeLacour. who is on
a vacation. and including Miss Made
line Lee, the latest addition 20 the
company. have good parts in The
Bathing GIRL and as usual the song
numbers are excellent.
Miss Madeline Lee has a voice OF
great musical quality and a charming
personality to go with IL.
Miss Lee. Miss Hazel Lake and or
vile Harris were especially popular
i'm their song numbers. and Miss Lee
was most charming in the role of the
actress, with whom Leauder, the aged,
though spry husband - a tyraunIcai
wife, falls in love. Miss Lee displayed
some becoming gowns and Fritz
Fields, as the aged admiral. display ed
some good taste, in the opinion Of
the audience, and pulled some good
comedy, of course
COrinne Carkeek. as the dOmineer-
ing wife, and Hazel Lake as the
daughter, had good parts This is one
Of Miss Carkeek's best roles
Raymond Teal has a part as a ne
gro porter. a role in which he is in
his element and he also eulivens
things with a monolOg and some songs
during the second act Homer Ions,
Roy hiuslcw and Frank JaCQueu are
also i'm the cast in suitable roles with
good songs
The chorus displayed a number Of
new costumes and all the song NUM-
bers were received with the usual ap-
plause and appreciation. for the Teal
singers never fail TO spring songs that
are popular and catchy and when the
duckIiuEs appear they always look
neat, dance well and smile so that
they have no trouble making a place
for themselves. q. a. N.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
INDOOR BASEBALL
TONIGHT AT "Y"

Sbme fast indoor baseball IS anti
cipated Monday night at the T. NJ g
A gymnasium when the older boys
and regular classes meet for the 1lrsl
start Al s o'clock and all fans OF the
start promptly at s o'clock and all
fans OF the game are requested TO be
on hand early. Physical director A.
i. Holm has compiled a roster OF the
teams as follows: Older bOys-Pons-
ford Schneider. y. CordOva. Widdas,
P. Cordova. Flamage. Hunter tegu-
lars-LevinEston. klinE. crawford,
Woods. Buell.. Wright, Patemsh and
several dark horses
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
ATTRACTIONS Ar THE BIJOU.

Today the Selig Weekly. with its
usual interesting items, and two COM
edy reels. viii be shown at the BiJou-
Wednesday and Thursday, Fatty" Ar
buckle in his brand new comedy. a
Rough House" said TO be be 'Fatty's
best effort, viii be at the Bijou: also
a new Fox comedy Will be shown
Wednesday and Thursday. entitled
"Bing Bang" II Is the greatest com
edy bin ever arranged-one hour OF
continuous laughter. Better have your
Laughing valves" Oiled.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
INIorE. COMEDY AND WEEKLY.

Today the Unique presents the most
screamingly funny cartoon ever made,
Twenty Thousand Feats Under the
Sea" This is q burlesque on Jules
Eerne's famous stor-, Twenty Thou
sand Leagues Under the Sea" and the
CartoOuist has found much rich mate
rial in this story that lends itself TO
highly amusing, mirth provoking
hurlesque. In addition to the car
toon. a new Pathe Weekly and Funny
Comedy viii also be shown.
Tomorrow the Unique viii show q
new issue Of the Current War Week
u. Don't miss it--AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

effect
I hereby name and appoint the officials
severaIlF Specified above TO conduct the
election IN their respective precincts and
the places mentioned FOR holding said
election and the officers Of said election
shall be the same as herelnabova men
toned in this notice
IL IS hereby directed that this Notice o.
Election shan be published FOR thirty f30l
DAYS exclusive o. the date OF the uublica-
ton and the date the election IS to Be
held IN an official paper OF FL Paso. Texas.
and a true COPY OF this Notice Of this
Election shall be published for at least
thirty f50l DAYS az the places where this
election IS 20 be held. at the date SO de-
scribed FOR holding this election in each
o. the precincts aforesaid
Given under nv hand and official seal
o. the CITY o. e Paso- Texas. this 9Th
day OF June A. D. 191I-
CHAS DAVIS
Mayor OF the City OF Il Paso. Texas.
Attest.
]. =. DAWSON
City Clerk
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
Legal Notices

NOTICE Of an election 20 he held on the
1ftn day Of August. A. D. 1917. 20 deter
mine whether or not those PARTS OF streets
and alleys. fully described On an ordinance
passed and approved on the 18th lay OF
Stay. A. d. 1917 entitled
AN ORDINANCE uror111uE for the
closing and abandonment OF part o. Chi
huahua street. Main street. Durango
street and part Of the alley running
through block number tweuty-eiEht t2Sl
OF Mllls's map Of the CITY OF FL Paso.
Texas, and part OF the allev running
through block number fortV-elEht ffs1
Allls's map OF the City OF e Paso. Teas
Proclamation Of Mayor.
WHEREAS on the 18th dav Of Nav
4 %. 1917 the City Council OF the CITY
or Fl Eas0 Texas, at regular meeting
thereof by unanimous vote q the alder
men present passed an ordluaur entitled.
AN ORDINANCE providing for the
closing and abandonment OF part OF Chi
huahua street Main streets. Durango
street. and part OF the alley rum
ming through block number twontv-eirht
l-sl Of MISS map q the CITY of IT Paso.
Texas. and part Of the eIley -unninF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
NEW CHANCELLOR FOR GERMANY
TO BE NAMED. is RUMOR

Amsterdam. Holland, July 9.-The
TaEeblatt Of Berlin says it IS RI
mored that 4 change in the German
chancelorship may be expected
Among those mentioned as the posi-
BILE successor Of chancellor Won Beth
mann HollweE. it names prince Won
BuelOw, former chancellor. count Won
Hertling, Bavarian prime minister.
and count Won ROedern, secretary Of
the imperial treasury.
Count Won HertlinE has had sew
eral conferences recently with AUS
tro-HunEarian officials. presumably
in regard 10 peace questions. He is
said 20 favor peace without cash In
demnity- During the war prince Won
Buelow has spent most of his time IN
Switzerland. II has been reported
that the German government has KEEP
h1m in a detached position in the *
pc citation Of calling him back when
the time came TO arrange peace with
the idea that he could render greater
t1vices on account OF having had no
STARE in the conduct OF the war
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

TAKE THE GREAT SCENIC ROUTE
Apache Trail Globe 10 Phoenix. via
Roosevelt Dam Make reservation az the
Globe-PhoeniN stage. company office Do
minlon Hotel Globe. Arizona
DUNCAN - SOLOMONNILLE automobile
stage line Save one day between Globe
and Clifton. Leave Duncan $50 o. m.
Leave Soiomonvile 1900 a. m Leave Solo
knoxville 1l-f5 a. M. arrive Duncan 2-I5
o. m Fare each way $500. r. l. Reid.
manager Duncan Arizona
GLOBE-MlAMI EHRIsTNI As - ANKLE
NAN staEe-Cars leave Globe daily al s
a. M. making direct connections for Hay
den. Ray Superior. Florence. Phoenix aud
Tucson Cars leave WiukeI man daily FOR
the return trip az e o. m. Globe telephone
SO. $50 or IF1
WINKELMAN-TUCSON AUTO STAGE
une-Cars leave Tucson a. $50 a. m and
Ls9 D. m- for Oracle. Mammoth. WlnkeI-
man and Hayden. Connections are made
for Ray. florence. Globe. Phoenix and
superior Cars leave Wiukeluaa for the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
GIRL GRADUATE OF TEXAS U.
YANISHES LIKE RUTH CRUGER

New York, July although a
score of detectives have been search
ing the city since Friday for Miss
Claire Leicester Harrison, % years
old. who disappeared Thursday from
the home Of her parents on Riverside
drive as mysteri0usly as did Ruth
Cruger. no trace Of her had been
found tonight
Miss Harrison is a graduate OF the
University of Texas
". H Lawrence, the girls step
father. is on a business trip fin Can
ada and her mother is visiting
friends in Chicago
Miss Harrison was last seen by a
younger sister. Virginia. Thursday
evening when they parted on Broad
way She told her sister that she
would drive in a taLicab to a tailor's
shop and join her at home in a half
hour She did not return.
II pays TO pain5 with Patton-s Sun
HH= T1aHa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
CATCHER GEORGE GIBSON
SENDS SON TO BATTLE

Catcher George Gibson OF the Giants
is past the age where he is expected
to do any fighting for Canada, but he
has sent his Oldest boy. aged is. 10
the coIors The youngster. as soon as
his school year closed, hustled 10 an
officers training camp.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

feet fairly dance with delight Away
20 the aches and pains, the cOrns, cal
Iouses. blisterss buniOns and chill
blains.
.Tiz" draws out the acids and
poisOns that puff up your feet No
matter how hard you work. how long
you dance how far YOU walk or how
long you remain on your feet, -Tiz'
brings restful foot comfort 'Tiz
IS magical, grand. wonderful Tor
tired. aching swollen, smartIng feet
All how cOmf0rtab BILE, how happy You
feel Your feet just Jingle for JOY;
shoes never hurt or seem tight.
Get a . cent box OF '-TiZ" now from
any druggist OF department store End
foot torture fOreVer-Wear smaller
shoes. keep your feet fresh sweet
and happy Just think a whole years
foot comfort for only 25 cents--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
CARDTNIFR GOING coon.

Pitcher Ray GARDINER. whose Wild
ness caused his release by the Lin
coin club. is now pitching iudepend-
ent bali in Nebraska and doing some
great stunts a pitcher doesn't have
to have control TO win against the
lawmakers. It's when he puts them
over that they hit EN-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

FL PASO-CLINT -Theeler's car leaves
Clint daily for II Paso. $50 a. M Leaves
Herald office Cor Clint. 5-45 O. m
FABENS-CLINT-EL PASO-KniEht's car
leaves Herald office $50 p m daily and
sunday Make reservations at Herald or
Phone -ef
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
HOWARD To WHITE SOX.

Ridge league has sold Earl Howard,
pitcher. and Charles Dysert outfielder,
10 the Chicago " hite SoX- The pur-
chase was made by scout Ted Sulli-
van
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

FL PASO-TELLES AUTO LINE-Leaves
Herald office az D. m Car leaves LaAesa
Tor El Paso az $50 a. M Telephone -5A-.
Ia Mesa. n. NJ George Creamer-
Las CRUCES AUTO LINE Car leaves
Herald office ut 215 D. N. Leaves postof-
flee Las Cruces. n n. Tor FL Paso at
s %
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

Q return trip at S a. m. $50 p n and
/ p m Tor way points and Tucson Tucson
I 90 Winkelman. S. Hayden. 1885, Ray 81
3 Superior. 81; Phoenix. S14-5o. and Globe,
Sill Bohn Auto stage Line. 50 W Broad
way. Tucson. ARK
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

81 Faso and viciu-
Generally fair
tonight and Tues
day
New 1TexiC0-Local
thund erstorus this
afternoon or tonight
Tuesday , a rtl =
cloudy not much
change IN temper
rure
Arizona - Local
thunder showers east
portion this after
noon or tonight. fair
west portion; Tues
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

day partly cloudy; not much change in
temperature.
west TeLas-Touight and Tuesday gen
orally fair. except probably showers IN
Panhandle; cooler IN Panhandle tonight
Relative humidity in e Faso al noon
Monday, IS percent.
Precipitation last - aourz Cncnss3.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
Eyes Examined Properly.

Geo D. Kendall, 22S Mesa Avenue
Makes Glasses Right-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

Jan. 1 10 July s. inclusive. 1913 3-09 in
Jan I 10 July S. inclusive. 1e14--5-2S in
Jan I TO July s. inclusive. 1915 3--3 in
Jan TO July s, inclusive. 1915 al in
Jan ] TO July 3, inclusive, 1917 SO in.
Normal. Jan 4 20 July s, inclusive, 2-94 in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09

II pays TO paint with Patton's Sun
Proof Paints. Lander Lumber CT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-07-09
BOYLAND
MOTOR LEAGUE.

BY ROBERT ELMOtE-
standing OF The Teams
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
OF COTTON
STALKS ASSURED
ORGANIZATION OF COMPANY WITH a
CAPITAL STOCK OF $20O,C0O AL
READY STARTED IN STATE.
(By Associated Press.)

AUSTIN, Tex, Feb. 1.-The manufac-
lure OF paper out of cotton stalks in Tex
a. i now practically an assured fact.
Governor Ferguson and Commissioner az
Aericult-re w. DAVIS endorse the action
Of \ number Of conferences held here w
the subject with leading iinancierS and
capitalists of Texas. W. r. Gohlke. head
OF large industrial concern of Austin. ana
William Nehe, q cotton expert Of the state
department Of agriculture. have begun IN,
organization OF n company with q capital
stock Of 5000. 900 for the purpose Of manu-
iacturlng paper out OF cotton stalks ol
which there are annually several million
tons wasting IN the fields.
\ site and power plant in Central Tex
~ have been selected for the first ant
general plant. and the plan l. To estab-
h~h these industries Nj several points IN
Texas. This company has acquired the
patent rights Tor the manufacture Uf PUN
uul Of cotton stalks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

loss h. involved IA the pairing. Second. that
tubcr~ which have been exposed Ia light
Tor amy considerable period soon acquires
newly harvested POTATOES, u manure are
preferable for the winters supply a. those
which have been kept for any considerable
period under unsuitable conditions. Third,
that very large potatoes are not especial
II desirable. partly on account ot the
greater length II time required ID cook
them uniformly. and partly because they
are aiten very variable m texture. Fourth,
Il good potato should be firm and crisp
when cut. and q thin cross section when
held between the eve and the hight should
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

show a relatively uniform distribution Of
starch throughout it, whole area. w. OPP
posed To 81 large. translucent. Waterv, ceh-
IN this portion of the tuber. The even dis
tribution Of starch iu-ure- greater uni
tormiay IN cooking and III texture ~ the
flesh when cooked.
1T 4 Tot ~ not uniform, II ~ often worth
while TO sort them and use the large ones
with roast meats. III at other times when
save the small ones for occasions when
quick cooking ~ more convenient. When
the potatoes are very large. "a time IN
pressing. II j. often desirable IL increase
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

New Discovery! Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Like Caome| But Doesn't Grpe,
SafNate or Make You SCk-DOnt Lose a Days Wok-HamAess Liver
Medicine for Men, Women, ChIden-Read Guarantee!

Ugh! Cabinet makes you sick. It's horrible!
Take a dose of the dangerous drug tonight ard
tomorrow ytu may lose a days work.
Calomel il mercury or quicksilver which causes
necrosis of tie bones. Calomci. when it comes in
30 contact With sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it UP. Thi is when YOU feel that awful nausea
and crampng. If you are sluggish and all
Knocked OF" if your liver is torpid and bowels
co,stipated or YOU have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue. il lreath is bad or stomach sour, just try a
spoonful 0 harmless Dodson'S Liver Tone tonight.
Here's ny guarantee-Go TO any drug store
and get a50 cent bottle Of Dodson's Liver Zone.
Take a spoonful and if il doesn't straightcn you
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

right up and make you feel fire ard vigorous |
want you to 90 back to the store ard get your
money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the
sale Of calofncl because it is real liver medicine:
entirely vegetable. therefore it can not salivatc or
make you sick.
| guarantee that one spoonful Of Dodson'5 Liver
Tone Will put your sluggish liver To work and
clean your bowels OF that sour bile and constiDated
waste which is clogging your system and making
you ieel miserable. | guarantee that a bottle Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family
feeling fine for months. Give it to your children.
1t is harmless; doesn't grippe and they like its pleas
ant taste.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
B'NAi BIRTH CONVENTION.

BUFFALO, y. u. Feb. 2-llcbrcwS who
stand high ~ their respective communiiic-
a. citizens and men OF affairs are arriving
"A Buffalo from al parts of the cnunir, Nh
attend the general convention u4 ire indie
pendent Order ~ B'nai Birth. The order
i~ the most prominent of Hll Jewish %frater.
nal and charitable orglanization, in III.
world. The present convention " expect
ed to devote much 81 1t, attention 10 plan,
for the relief Of Jewish war sufferer, IN
Europe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
The Choice IF Potatoes
For The Home Table

WASHINGTON. D.. Feb. 3.-The fol-
lowing suggestions iolon~ewiveS bv home
economics speciali~t~'t the 4. :. Depart
ment of Agriculture q made IN regard Go
the selection ct potat'~ Tor table use:
In purchasing pot;oe~ Tor table pur
poses. the followin. iint~ should be kept
in mind: First. that mooth potatoes are
more desirable than uch one~. because
they are most ea-ilypreparcd. and lass
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

The surface exposed 10 the heat by cut-
tine fh"m in pieces before cooking, Yin
spite OF The fact that this slightly in
creases the amount of nutrImenfe lost. III
they are pared and cut into small cubes or
thin slices. they will cook every quickly
ed in other ways.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

You are, whether it be a private
r~esioce, a building for industrial or
mancturing purposes, a skyscraper or
any t Of a building, you will be inter
ested reading the announcements OF
the tding material manufacturers aP-
pearl in this weeks issue of THE
LITkRY DIGEST.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
no TAKE CHURCH CENSUS NEW YORK

NEW YORK, Feb. "a religious cen
v ~ unparalleled extent WILL bc taken
re tomorrow. when $4,000 worler~ rep
-cntinu Hebrew. Catnali rnd Protestant
nominations. viii "anva>7 evrrv home m
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
Are You Going To Build?

. There is a wealth of practical informa-
ton here that is not only interesting but
of much importance to everyone who
would keep abreast OF some of the i'm
portant developments and advances
made in materials that enter into the con-
~struction, equipment Or decoration of
modern buildings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
OFFICE FURNITURE.

rpE SALE Fine Roll Tup Ir~k. Suitable
.-r library ~ office. For particulars. ring 10.
3
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

MsN-Our Illustrated catalogue explains how
Me- teach the barber TRADE quickly, mailed
FREE. MulEl; BARBER COLLEGE. San An
t"i.o, Tex. i
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

rcltcr New fo-h ky ascertain the religious
affiliations and preference % each one Of
tlc city inhuhnu.t-- III th" Same time.
lhc canva~~cr- WI Distribute invitations to
attend thr -rurch.-. -ynlgu-ur- ma sur
day schools.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

LANCER TRADE taught TX Texas Barber
colleges. Worlds greatest. Position when
Competent. Tree catalogue explaining. Dali
la ur Fort Worth. Texas. 80
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
POSITION WANTED.

by BRIGHT. intelligent boy w good family. a.
efrand aud office boy ur similar work after
rhool hours and M dry Oh Saturday Apply l..
irrald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
ROOMS FOR RENT.

For RFNT-Oue wei furnished room: gentle
? pan preferred. 1900 Madison -. @
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
FOR RENT.
HELP WANTED

WANTED -G"ud cnok iu v small family. Ap
PLY Col. +. u. H,nns. ~ Elizabeth -.
Phone Jg1. -
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
BUSINESS CHANGES.

FOR SALE CtIEAI@Tcn room rooming
house. Every room npW filled with lfcrna
n"nt rnomcrs. 100 Washington. f-tt
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

FOR SALE or TRADE Property lu Enid.
oklahoma. valued ~ $1,000. Tor Valley prop
nrtN. city preferred IiiliuM Robertson, San
Iienito. Texas. 80
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

HAVE 30 ACRES ~ Cameron county land fer
sale reasonable urHr San %iirniru NHlid run-
Jder a loan II SlUtDOo on SAME. Address G..
". Goodin. OTTAWA, Kansas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1917-02-03

FOR SALE-Duc corner ut and five room
cottage On Lcyee street. Apply I2u3 Wash
iuton -. .
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
Effective Hint.

A little girl was visiting her aunt
and while the dinner was being pre-
pared noticed that an apple pie was
to be served. While at dinner she was
ready for her dessert before the 9TH
ers, and becoming impatient said, ad-
dressing the cat, who happened to be
near the table: "Just see Mike wait
ing for him's piece of pie"
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
Must Have the Robe.

In Australian swimming races the
regulations prohibit a girl contestant
going to the park for race unless
she has a robe on and an attendant
with her. The robe is not allowed to
be taken off until the start of the race,
when the attendant stands behind the
swimmer, holding the robe, and the
racer practically dives out of the
robe.
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
Catching Fish by Suction.

The fish of the deep are getting
wiser but they can't sidestep a recent
apparatus built to ensnare them. 1t
is nothing more than an application
OF the vacuum cleaner principle. The
fish enter funnel-shaped net under
the boat and are drawn up to a con-
tanned tank on ueck by powerful sue
ton pumps.-Popular Science Monthly.
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
Just a SUGGESTION.

HE used to say there was no sacri-
fee he would not make for me. And
now he has run away with my wife I"
WANTED to prove it, probably
Houston Post.
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
Method Of SAVING Wood.

When lighting fires, split each piece
of wood in a bundle into two. 1t is
a real saving, for the wood goes twice
as far, as half the quantity lights the
fire. And sprinkle coal with salt and
water; it burns better and lasts twice
as long.
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
knowledge UnreveaIed.

GLOW is your boy Josh gettin' on
with his studies?" II dunno" replied
Farmer Corntossel. 81 guess Josh is
trainin' himself to be one o. these dip
lomats. If he has succeeded in learn
in anything worth talkin' about he
surely is managin' to keep it Sc
cret."
The Home news. (McCrory, Ark.) 1915-1922, 1917-02-23
True Happiness.

True happiness rests on content
ment and is a state OF mind rather
than a condition of the body. Blessed
is the man who can be content on a
slim purse and a ragged coat. But,
gosh all hemlock, there amt no such
animal