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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28
How 70 Tell MaIIeahIe iron,

II the break is clean malleable iron
will show two distinct colors, white in
the center and black on the outside,
this black ring extending into the cast
ing from one-sixteenth to one-fourth
inch. Malleable will spark little. but
enough to show 1t 10 not cast iron.
which does not spark at all.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28

The state zeal Of South CarolinH
bears the ngure Of On erect palm Tree.
This commentaries the repulse Of
British heet from II Moultrie On June
20. 1776, b. q force Of about 90 men.
They were behind primitive FORTH
cation made Of palmetto logs. The re-
sistance Of this wood 10 much like t;aat
Of cork. The wood does not split and
the perfcration made BY bullet closes
again.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28
He Joined In ANYWAY,

Ted went to Sunday school for the
drst time. When he returned his
mother asked how he liked 1t. ut
was pretty good, but I couldn't make
out what they were singing" he re-
piled. Then you didn't sing7" his
mother asked. "Oh. yes, did. Just
sang Put on Your Old Gray Bon
net"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28
Consistent

MARY" said the sick man. II wish
you'd take my dress suit out in the
yard. and burn IT. r..s-
'why?" she asked.
"Weil, never did like that outfit,
and II I should die want to be alb
solutely sure tina, you won't bury
me in It,"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28
llnseed OIL Kills Germs.

LnBeed oil, used in Hnoleum and
wall paints. possesses q great sanitary
value, according to a French scientist,
who ssys that this material kills many
nouous germs.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28

incubation In Ancient Daya !,
The artificial incubation Of eggs
dates back to the early Egyptians
who used ovens heated with ferment.
ing manure.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28

Honor the unobtrusively good and
think less Of those whose merit Is In
tellectual ability.-Herbert Spencer.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-06-28

! Great Men.
Great men stand like solitary towers
In the city of God.-Longfeilow.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

hands and a pure heart-not for purposes of territorial acquisition, not through a spirit of national icalously or national as piration. but in the name of God and hu- mauity.
 We are in the war and it is our duty to join wholc-hcartcdly in every measure that will tend to bring victory to our banners. Among other things we must, as patriotic citizens:
 Give to the Red Cross.
 Encourage the raising of a good army and navy.
 Report every disIoyal comment we may hear.
 Support war loans to the limit of our means
 Pay war taxes willingly.
 Live sobcrly, rightcousy and Godly.
 Support Wilson as our fathers sup ported Lincoln.
 BE AMERICANS.
 There are more than one hundred mil lions of us and if we follow the program outlined above, all the lcgions of hell will not prevail against us.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
WHERE WE WERE WRONG

Although the majority of Americans ocrrrd with President Wilson i'm his course following the sinking of the Lusitnia, later developments have made 1t clear that the course was uot the proper one. The tor pcdoug of thc big transatlantic liner was, ro doubt. carefully planned by Germany ror thc sole purpose of testing the temper of the American government and that test was more than satisfactory to Germany Tor America calmly submitted to thc outrage after few mild protests.
 The mistake of calm submission iS now apparent. As thc direct result of 1t Ger man, became more arrogant than ever and cssavcd continued aud repeated ouragcS. Why should she not! Americans had taken a swift kick where it hurt most and had taken it with humble submission. Germany was assured that she could go the limit and America would still be content with mild- hammered notes of protest, and such was the ease ror fully year after. It is mo won drr thr Grmus became mbucd with the idea that America would not fight but, when smittcu ou ouc check, would turn the othcr-aud this she continued to do until both checks had been slapped rcd
 Never wa, worm slower in turning than was America and never was procraStmation more costly. Had America thrown down thr gauntlet of wwut thc time she was "tcIt or" bv the sinking of the LuSjtmia. the war would now bc over aud the blood of mil lion, which has since run red ou many European battlcriclds would have been spared. Had America entered the war, as she had every occasion for doing fully two wears ago, imperial militmrism would have been as dead today as it will be one year from today. ror its amihjlatiou iS certain.
 America i> in the war to wiu-wm for herself. ror hcr allies. ror the future of hu- mauity. for God-ermtcd freedom from tyranny. dcspoti>m and oppression We arr right now but were wrong a long time aud until thc blood of millions, crying aloud ror redress. could mo longer bc ignored.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

There are two sides to the Butte and Kcmccott copper strikes and one of them is that the companies are receiving more than double for their output what they were two years ago and that during that period the cost of living has increased more rapidly than the wage scale. The miners simply want a small share in the prosperity apparent. Personally, we think the Ger man agitation claim at the copper mines is all bunk.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Harbor Construction

Announcement is made that work on the Anchorage harbor will begin in the course Of a few days. A drcdgc will be installed on Che barge Sperm, which Is now being rcmodelcd for the purpose. The machinery de- signed by consulting engineer, Wm. Gerig, is now onroute. The drcdgc will have a capnacity of 15O,OOO cubic yards of sand per month. The harbor. will be SO constructed that ships may enter with the tide and lie in safety while the tide is out nc is stated that thc details of the harbor improvement will be an nounced shortly
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In tho United States Commissioners
 Court, Territory of Alaska, Di-
 vision Number One, Douglas Pre-
 cinct-ln Probate.
 In the matter of the estate of An
 tonic Fantlno, deceased.
 Notice is hereby given by tho un- dorsigned, administrator of the es- tate of Antonio Fantino, deceased, Co the creditors of and an persons having claims against said deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers, within six months after tho first publication of this notice, too the cxecutor Of said estate at his
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Will your dollar help the boy who ran ahead to plant the American flag within the lines of the enemy and who was over taken by blacbuess before he reached the goal and who, being rescued by others, lies torn and mutilated in base hospitall It was your flag he was carrying. Will your dollar put water to his parched lips as he lies on that cot in the hospitall That boy carried the spirit of the American nation with him when he braved death by striving to carry the flag to the front. Will your dollar help to nurse that boy back to life? If you think it will, don't cross the street when you see a woman or girl with Red Cross on her cap, unless it is to meet her.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Then again, there is the man who comes into your office and, while talking, shovcs 'suipc" under your typcwriter-machinc, of coursc-md leaves it there when he goes out, while you must needs take the cold and clanmy remnant of a once perfectly good Havana daintily between your fingers and cousign it to the fitting receptacle for such things.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Talkeetna

With the progress of construction on the government railroad new ccntcrs of settlement are being established. Tho latest is Talkcetna, situated at tho junction of the Talk ectna and Susitna rivers. Talkcctna will probably be the local distribut- ing center for an of the Talkecua and upper Susitua basins. II. W. Nagley. merchant of the Susina, has opened a large merchandise store. The leading hotel is "Thc Hostclry," Pete Richin, proprietor.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Only the action of the Humboldt Steam ship company in conjunction with the two British companies operating in Alaskan waters dctcrrcd another raise in freight rates recently between Sound and Alaskan ports. When it comes to being wholly con scicncccSs, some of the older steamship companies operating in northern waters have the odoriforous Turk faded to a frazzlc.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
THE DUTY OF AMERICANS

Only this week we heard am American born. wclI-.o-do man e. America had uo business to gct into the war If she had kept bcr citizens and ships at home, she could have kept out of it."
 Was ever argument more craven, cow udly ml mpatroDic! It is not am argu- mcul It is yaporiug scujIc, childish and mhccomug iu amy person to whom was vourh>grcd thr distinguished privilege to be born under Old Glory and in the United States of America. Here is what President Wilson said in a Memorial Day address,;
 .It is plain enough how we were
 forced into the war The cNtraordi-
 nary insults and aggrcssious of the
 imperial German government left us
 no sclf-rcspcctmg choice but to take
 up arms in defense of our rights as
 free people and our honor as a soy
 crcigu government. The military
 masters of Germany denied us the
 right to bc neutral They filled our
 msuspcctmg communities with vi-
 clOuS spies and couSpTdiorS ana
 sought to corrupt the opinion of
 our people in their own behalf. When
 they found they could not do that
 they diligently spread scdition
 among us and sought to draw our
 own citizens from their allegiance
 and some of those agents were men
 connected with the official embassy
 of the German government itself here
 in our own capital"
 Every sclf-rcSpccting American living will agree with President Wilson in the above and will get squarcly behind the gov crmcnt in every war measure introduced It is not to be expected that all will pri- vatcly agree with all the government may do, but in the main the government will be right and as good citizens it is our duty to keep our private opinions to ourselves and back up our government in its every meas Wc
 America entered the war with clean
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

In the death of Dr. D. D. Caines at Ot- tawa, Canada, last week one of the most promising mctawgists on this continent was lost to the mining and scientific world. Although still a young man, Dr. Cairnes oc- cupicd a high position in his chosen pro- fcSSion.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

In thc United States Commissioners
 Court. Territory of Alaska Di- vision Number Ono. Douglas Pre- cinct In Probate.
 In the matter of the Partnership ss-
 tate Of Rcmi socncns, deceased. Notice is hereby giivcn by the un- dcrsigncd, Fred Gius, administrator or ue partnership estate of Romi ..yHara. J.ccuscd, to tho creditors ,G and all persons having claims against said estate, to exhibit them with thc necessary vouchers, within six months after the first publica- tion of this notice, Co said adminis- trator at his place of business in Douglas, Alaska.
 FRED GUS. WYNN X CORE. Administrator
 Attorneys for Administrator. First publication, June l, l917 Last publication, June 2g. l917
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Among other shortages noted in market reports is castor oil, which fact will not east a gloom over the juvenile population of this land of the free and home of the brave
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Beans five hundred years old have been found in the cliff dwellings of Arizona, says am exchange. That is nothing Certain roadhouscs in the interior of Alaska and Yukon are still serving beans that were cooked in '9S
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

Maybe the dcposcd emperor of Russia and the fired king of Greece could get to- gcthcr for game of crbbagc, that being about the only lazy game that two can play
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

No American mother raises her boy to be soldier, but what American mother could hold up her head if she thought she was raising a boy who would not protect her!
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Banking

The Bank Of Ruby opened for busi- ness June lst. with volncy Rich mond. president, and A. J. Day, vice president and cashier The directors are W. IT. Fairbanks, Volncy Rich mond. F. IT. Hamilton and A. J. Day. The Seattle correspondent is Che Bank of California.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29

place of business in Douglas, Alaska, or at tho office of Vim & Gore, 1S-l0 Valentine Bldg, Juneau, AL aska.
 Dated at Douglas, Alaska, this 2Gth day of May, 1917.
 EMILIO UBERTl. Administrator of thc Estate of An tonic FantIno, dcccascd. WYNN & CORE,
 Attorneys for Administrator. First publication, June 1, 1917 Last publication, June go, l917
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Mining

hlllllhB
 Tho Alaska GostIncau mine for tho last three months has averaged a daily output of 72OO tons.
 The shclikoff Mining Company is installing a power compressor plant for Che development of its copper mine. situated on ltuliak Bay, Kodi- ak Island. This property is about 2GO miles southwest of Latouche, which is now the most westerly cop- per producing property.
 Tho Trcadwell Company with a development fund Of a million dol lars. is undertaking the development Of new properties on Douglas Island and vicinity. and has recently taken over the Red Diamond property fronting on the west side of the Is- land. A route has been surveyed for an outlet for Che orc by tram or sur face railway to the company's mills at Troadweu. Tho development plan for this summer contomplatcs the driving of a cross-cut tunnel Co tap the main orc body at a considerable depth
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Industrial

Tho Seward Brick G Tuc Com pany is a new corporation recently organized at Seward Co manufacture brick and tile. It Is announced that delivery of brick and tilo will begin by August lst.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Mercantile

A ladies' furnishing store is be ing opened at Anchorage by Mrs. Helen Bell.
 r. IT.. Zachow, former resident of Fairbanks, is preparing Co open % furniture establishment at Ncnaua.
 The Fair Store is a new retail em- porium opened ot Juneau by ". Michael and G. Coury.
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
DEVELOPMENTS
 IN ALL ALASKA
Many New Business Industries Being Launched Throughout North
 ern Empire

Tho following interesting items re- Earding new business ventures and industries throughout Alaska is conn piled for tho Alaska press by tho Alaska Bureau of the Seattle Cham bor of Commerce.:
Douglas Island news., 1917-06-29
Fishing

Fishing
 The Alaska Coast Fish Company | Is new corporation organized at Douglas for the handling of fresh fish. C. F. Morgan, manager.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-26

7 to 10. to l. third Time os,e Tantaliser and
Mary Henshons also ran.
SECOND RACE-Fulr yesr-ods and upward; GI
furlongs. Superintendent, 1l5 wv. Robinson Is to
s, 70 s. to 20. won; Silly Night. los Uyke). 6
to l, to /. even. second; Nanioc, lis IF. Robin
son), to l, even l to . third. Time. l:z IS.
Wap Basblanc, III sarin. Verona, Myola, First
Hand. and Maxeans also ran.
THIRD RACE-Uaiming: +yesrolds and upward
hI fulougs. Anxiety, u5 CMcDcrmottl, even, 2 to
s, to s. won; Running Queen, llo Murphy, Q to
!, Z to 10 To ;, second; Iuawaddy. ITO (winiamsl
to !. 10 5. even, third. Time. z1. Primary.
Etta's Charm. Smuggler. and Cledere also ran.
FOURTH RACE-Handicap; 3-year-olds and up
ward; SIX furlongs MaB Cassidy. los tHanover),
TO /, even, to ). won; Opportunity, 81 Hoag). IS
to !, 4 to l, to s. second; Col. Vennie. ia IF.
Robinson. II to 8. to 10. to Z, third. Time.
lIs+5. Indian Chant, Bars and Stars, and Hau-
berk also ran
FIFTH RACE-Four-y year -olds and upward; one
and one-aIteenth miles Diamond, 80 Jefcott), Il
to s. to 10, l to 4, won; PieasureviIle. l0l CMur-
phy), to !, to ;. even. second; WARSAW, IS mo
Atee), 5 to 2 4 10 5, / TO 5, third. Time lss Is
woodward Recluse, and Thoruwood also ran.
SEVENTH RACE-Claimins; Syear-olds and up
ward; mile. Paymaster. ITO Gentry, TO L s
to 2, even won; Monoomy l0 GMcAtee), to l.
to l 4 to s. second; Reno Los Uyke1. . to 2 to s,
3 to g. third. Time, IS. Stolen Ante, Joe Walsh,
Ray O. Light. and Fairy Legend also ran.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-26
JUAREZ RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-SeIlnx; tyear-olds srs upvard;
six furionss. Peter Grimm. lis Cwsrren), saIo,
s2U. a-w won; oldsnobils uo (Sherrr,, q. So
N-D. seoond; Cole. LIZ (McIntyreD. sl.so. third.
Tina. ii3 Sa Mineral Jim. Charity Ward. Violet,
Vac. and Shadow also ran
SECOND RAOB-Selling; +year-olds and upward
06o. won Bell Bird, 10 CMcIntyre), $40 s.. co.
seoondI Honey Out. lol tGansr). sl.4o. third Tine
100. Doctor Mao II. Gogetty. Tempty Duncan.
kubicou II. Moller. Sal Vanity and Little Birdie
also ran
THIRD RACD-sSen furionsa Blackfoot liz
Gu). SD, p.Tu. $50. won; Mary Estsils lD
Crrctsel. 81 $50 second: Rey. lis Cwsrrenl e 80.
third Tine lA l5. Gallant Boy. Bran,rd, Up
night. CirculAter. Mack B. Bubanks Bunch Of
ksys Eugene, Quiz. Lady Innocence Otilo, Pro
paid. Smiling Magic and Robert Mantel also ran.
FOURTH RACE-Fre and one-hAf furlonsA
NAB, % tTroiss) N.8. u-0. Slio. won; Hondo lo4
(Sorrel), s.. SID. second Deck Hand. lp Howard
Sllo. third. Time. los e5. Star Of the Park
and Enslsh Lady also ran
FIFTH RACE-Ffve furiones. waybshind. LIS
King. s2D. $50. $40. won; Some Reach Loo
(Molssworth). s2To. N.5o. second; Gray's Nyorita
lis Hsndssou). $50. third Tins 90 rs. Fsvorite
Article. Node Grand. waxemall Star Rosa Lcvsy
Johnny, Fred Drew. Ailsa Psizr. Rose Gardsn, Lady
Tendi Besana. Eden Park and Cousin Bees
also ran
SIXTH RACE-seren furlones Lon. star, Io
tstearns). Via $50. Leo won; Buck Nail lH
(Molesvurthl. f2o S5. second; c. NJ johnson,
lof Hunt. $50. third. Tine. 1884 Meal
Ticket. Milton Roblee. Zim, General Picket, Mabel
Dulssoes. Ar Rick and Ralph 9. also IN.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-26
HAVANA RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-six furlonss; +yearolds and UP
ward maidsn; selling. Ceitabel. lis lCruisel. to
10. to 4, out. won; Hamerkop. ITO (Knisht. to
!, to s, to T. second; PasSon, lG (Gray) ito /
Q to 5, 10 10, third. Time l:l3 l5. Foncdounaire
Bin Wiley and Hesitation also nan. ...
SECOND RACE-Ope mile Syear-olds and up
ward; selling welea los Mink, to g. 5 to g.
to l. wen: Dromi, 1Os Gray. 7 to 2. to s. to z
second; Abe Martin, 90 tGartner1, Is TO I. to l.
to /, third Time. l:4o rs Locklapd, Tinkle Bell
Onertoy and 0tero also
THIRD RACE-0ne mile; Syear~olds and up
ward; selling Gano 1l6 tThurber) 9 to ], s to l.
8 to S. won; Rescue 1os (Gray), 10 to l, 4 to l. .
to 1 second; Altamaha, LIS tG. CarolD, 6 to I,
2 TO L even third Time, l4o 26 Zodiac Freda
johnson, Mazanti and MaIentius also ran.
FOURTH RACE-Ffre and onehaf furlongs;
syear-olds and upward; purse. $500. Sir wellons.
IA &c. CarrolD, s to s. > to s, to 5, won; Glyu
G.. iop OBaiD, to I, even. TO 2, second; Friend
les Ill Mink, to l, even, To 2, third. Time.
1865. Hail Columbia. Quin, and AL Hudson
also ran. ....
FIFTH RACE-One mile and twenty yards; &year-
olds and upward; selling. Naushon, llo (Knight),
. Ia l. TO s. to g. won; Hiker ITO CTaplinl, 1
10 /, l.to s. q to s. second; Cuttyhunk, Ito (BalD,
q To L to 2. 9 to s. third. Time 1A rs I'm
Coming, Tnomas Hare Galar Charles F. Grainger.
and PEG also nan.
SIXTH RACE-ope mile and hfty yards; 4-ysar-
olds and upward: selling. Eddie T.. 100 lBalD,
to q to S. 3 to s. won The Sieres. los tWingield),
Z TO q Q to s. 3 to s. secopd Al Pierre, lN a(Gray)
6 to 1 to L ssn, third. Time "a ~. KIM
0sx. Emwsy. 6oadiG. ara bcss omasaa alsesA
The Washington herald., 1917-01-26
TIA JUANA RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-Pur,,; msidens: syear-olds; n-s
and one-hah frlougs. Missouri Pride, Ios mo
Bude), to 10. TO 4, out, won; Reg Us Yan
Dusenl, TO !, 70 s ! to s. second; Meelogens.
l6 wv. Tsylos), 10 to 4 TO l, q 10 l. third
Tine, III - Ria W, ArEents. Al Minsn. and
Vail also ran
SECOND RACE-Fre and one half furlons.. In
quieta, l6 tCasey). B to 10 l 10 q out voo;
shaban. lU alexandria. II to s. Z to g. to s.
second; Beaumont LIZ (hcBride), Is to !, to l.
s 10 2, third Time LII. Palma Finland, Azures
and Kitty stansield also ran.
THIRD RACE-FiTs friongs John Walters, n2
tOBnen), to !, TO l. even, won; Staranise, lT
(MAthews1, q TO s. sven. TO z second; Forge LIP
(W. nylor). z 10 l. To l. 70 2 third. Time
1908. Mis- knight, Jucklita Eugene, Susez
NOrford Roe, solable. Rapdd May. DR.. 8. p. Tate
and Round Up also nn
FOURTH RACE-FiTe furiongs. Carria ITO (w
rsylori. to !. to l, to s. won; Right Smart
10 (Pauleyl, s to l. to l, to S, second Psrcsl
Post. ITO Baker,, to L to s. 4to s. third
Time l:Io Ruth Esther, Phyllis Antoinett. Mer-
curium. Alice Theresa and AyndlA also ran.
FIFTH RACE-SiI furlnnss. Hazel c., ns
to'Bnen). to s, to s. ] to ) won; Last sparf.
los (Gross), ID 10 l. TO l. TO / second; Concha,
LOS (Baksrl. to !, to l. to s. third Tina
l3 So Prince Conrad. In Dutch, FhArno1ght
and Hoistngton also
SIXTH RACE-One mile wastach, lG New
mani, TO l. 7 to s, To 9. won; Sam Beckham los
tLilleyl. ) to L to s. 5 to 8. second; Duke Of
Shelby, 1Is (Crossl, TO s. TO s. l to ) third
Time. I4SS. Landslide, Prospero's Son. and
O W. Kisk.r also ran
The Washington herald., 1917-01-26
A Common Mistake.
Lon's Latest Release.

.tChAracters-Hsry tn barkeep over tn
phone with someone IN Washington-)
someone-HeIo! Is at you, Harry?
Wen. sayl Listen! Listen, kidd don't
s'pose there's particle o. sense in my
sskin' you to take tn part Of con-
solsr, as you'd Immediately start bel
lovin' va couldn't get of. but II ever l
felt Ike a poor weak woman alone, it's
right about now! How's 'at7 No, I
amt been "picketin'." but but have gone
an got stung, an by none other than
a certain party what frequents your en-
porium! What? Gracious, no! they
don't make 'em no whiter'n Jawnl Twas
tn HI sad-eyed "persimmon" with tn
Velvet-Joe voice what works in tn
Treasury, an Is rats about racIn'I He
took it upon himself yesterday to call
me up at my busiest hour, an inform
me that if 1 cared to become afIluent in
a hurry not to let Mars Cassidy get
away in tn fourth race at Moo Orleans
However. that's neither here nor there,
as 'twould have took more'n his slick
soundin' salve to make me defect from
my Moo Year resolution, but havin
Just saw in tn Horoscope where Mars
was IN a benefic aspect, an as lii Gladys
Cassidy. who "stenoEs" IN a neighbOrin'
brokers'. was callin' at tn time, 1 i'm
medstely sniffled a hunch, an went to
tn nag for three perfectly good 'Crul-
Iers."
Hsrry-Come on, Babe, wha's tn an
swer? Homes tn place is packed to a
overflow. an We gotta get all tn pick
inS fore tn Sheppard bill goes through!
wha'd Cassidy do, blow?
Someone-WeII. O. course, Harry, IL
you care Z be so flippant when another
poor hummin's in tn depth O. despair.
why. go as far as va like. but you GER
tainly are crOol, TIL Cassidy nag come
over Just where tn blister said. but
that amt tn answer. Along about 7:l5
havin' finished my evenin' repast. 1
Glides into Nichols to get a peach-sun-
dae. wheT / runs head-on into a certain
''hossie" l m in bad to for $3.50, an from
who I've been side-steppin for nigh on
to q month. o. course. she flashed out
tn 'you owe me" squint. which cut to
tn quick, as tn transaction had passed
In debt stays, an become a collection.
Unable Z further endure her humiIatin'
gIances I rushed t. TIL phone an called
up tn "schnitzel.'' an after losin' two
back combs, an one o. my new side
pieces from tryin' to get him. he finally
hissedt through tn transrnitter that
Cassidy win, at eight "dsmsons" to one.
Flushed by victory l recklessIy return
to tn fount, embrace my benefactress
an pay her in full with my regular
rent money, an Just Z show there wasn't
no hard feelin's conveyed her to tn fiat
an blowed her to "rarebit" How's at.
Where was tn trouble? Why, tn pa
roxided weak" hadn't no nore'n left
~ fat when that robin friend o.
yourn called up an said. that OWN to a
. fy-speck on tn returns he'd n1istook a
three for a eight an Cassidy was three!
I don't mind catastrophes, Harry, but
can't cop with vexation, for IL amt tn
mighty t-Iunder what drives a Flora"
wild. it's tn constant pitter-patter Of