Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1917-12-05
Satan Abdicates In Favor of Kaiser.
Prince of DevilsSays He's Outclassed
er than I expected.


er than expected.
To assist you and further hasten my
work, I sent you three evil spirits
Neitzsche, Tritschke and later Bern
hardi-whose teachings inflamed the
youths of Germany, who in good time
would be willing and loyal subjects
and eager to spill their blood and pull
your chestnuts, yours and mine; the
spell has been perfect--you cast your
ambitious eyes toward the Mediter-
ranean, Egypt, India and the Darde-
nelles and you began your great rail-
way to Bagdad, but the ambitious arch
duke and his more ambitious wife
stood in your way. It was then SOW
ed the seed in your heart that bios
somed into the assassination of the
duke and his wife, and all hell smiled
when it saw how cleverly you saddled
the crime on Servia. I saw you set
sale for the fiords of Norway, and I
knew you would prove an alibi. How
cleverly done, so much like your no
BILE grandfather who also secured an
assassin to remove old King Frederick
of Denmark and later robbed that
country of two provinces that gave
Germany an opportunity to become a.
naval power. Murder is dirty work,
but it takes a Hohenzollern to make
away and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand; you
set the world on fire and bells Of hell
were ringing; your rape on Belgium
caused much joy. 1t was the begin
ming, the foundation of perfect hell
on earth; the destruction of noble
cathedrals and other infinite works of
art was hailed with joy in the Internal
region.
You made war on friend and foe
alike and the murder Of civilians
showed my teachings had borne fruit.
Your treachery toward neutral nations
fastened a universal upheaval, the
thing 1 most desired. Your undersea
warfare is master stroke, from the
smallest mackeral pot to the great
Lusitania you show no favOrites; as
war lord you stand supreme, for you
have no mercy; you have no cohsid-
Grafton for the baby clinging to it's
mothers breasts as they both 60 down
into the deep together, only to be torn
apart and leisurely devoured by sharks
VIVA SsAASA0 SAS wa ~A9'
1 have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France. I have
seen your hand Of destruction every
where, it's all your work, super-fiend
that made you. have seen the fields
of Poland; now a wilderness fit for
prowling beasts only; no merry chill
dren in Poland now; they all sue
cumbed to frost and starvation-I
drifted down into Galicia where for
merly Jews and Gentiles lived happily
together; found but ruins and ashes;
I felt curious pride in my pupil, for
it was all above my expectation. 1
was in Belgium when you drove the
peaceful population before you like
man and wife and forced them to hard
labor in trenches. I have seen the
most fiendish rape committed on young
women and those who were forced in
to maternity were cursing the father
of their offspring and I began to doubt
if my own inferno was really up to
date. 49, ~ p, ,., ann. .. ....,.,
You have taken millions Of dollars
from innocent victims and called it
indemnity; you have lived fat on the
land you usurped and sent the real
owners away to starvation. You have
strayed. away from all legalized war
methods and introduced code Of your
own. You have killed and robbed the
people of friendly nations and destroy
ed their property. You are liar, a
hypocrite and buffer of the highest
magnitude. You are part of mine
and yet you pose as a personal friend
Of God. All, Wilhelm, you are won
der. You wantonly destroy all things
in your path and leave nothing for
coming generations.
I was amazed when saw you form
a partnership with the impossible
Turk, the chronic killer of Christians,
and you a devout worshiper in the
Lutheran church. I confess, Wilhelm,
you are puzzle at times. A Moham-
median army commanded by German
officers, assisting one another in mas
sacreing Christians in q new line of
warfare. When Prussian officer can
witness a nude woman being disem-
boweled by swarthy Turk, committing
a double murder with one cut of his
saber, and calmly stand by and see a
house full of innocent Armenians
locked up, the house saturated with
oil and fired then my teachings did
not stop with you, but have been ex-s
tended to the whole German nation. I
confess my Satanic soul grew sick and
there and then I knew my pupil had
become the master. 7 am a back num-
Der, and my dear Wilhelm, abdicate
in your favor. The great key of hell
will be turned over to you. The gavel
souls since time began is yours. I