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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Will Seek Injunction.

limited Press Leased Wire Servtce.]
NEW YORK, Aug. 29.-Minneapolis
lawyers for the Peoples Council will
seek an Injunction against the order
of Governor Burnquist barring the
meeting of the council from the state
of Minnesota. the organization COM
mittee announced after long meet
ing here today. Plans for a special
train to carry eastern delegates to the
meeting have not been abandoned, it
was said.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Over 1000 More Prisoners.

rJJnited Press Leased Wire Seryice1
ROME, Aug 29.-Further gains
east of Gorilla and capture of more
tnan 1000 prisoners marked a re-
sumption Of the Italian offensive to-
day after a night of comparative in
activity. The official statement an
nouncing the new battle also told OF
desperate resistance by the Austrian
rear guards against pursuing Italian
troops on the Bainsizza plateau.
Forty Italian aeroplanes dropped
700 kilos (1,540 pounds) of projectiles
on batteries on the way toward PIANO.
VIVA
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
French Official Report,
UNITED Press Leased Wire Serv

L un1ted Press Leased Wire SerV1ceI
PARIS, Aug. 29.-Intermittent ar
|tillery fire along the Aisng- front and
violent bombardments from enemy
guns around Verdun, Avocourt wood
Hill 304 and Courieres was reported IN
|today's official statement. In Cotrr
eres wood the French repulsed the
enemy raiding attempts. The war Of
ice announced in the region Of Beau
mont alone lao urfWuunded German
prisoners have been taken since July
is.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Denies Accusation.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service.1
NEW YORK. Aug. 29.-Bishop Da-
vid H. Greer denied today that he
had ordered the playing of the Star
S2angled Banner discontinued in the
cathedral of ST. John the Divine. as
charged by the foreign war veterans
in session here.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
PERSONALS

DR.. Bailey has returned, much i'm
proved in health. after two months
visit at Lansing. Mich,
Miss Irene Whaley of Burlington
is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. c. Nj.
Macmillan.
Geo. A. Fry and family and Mrs.
H. G. Duncan have returned home
after four weeks sojourn at the
Pechstein cottage at Bluff Park.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Women section Hands.

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VALPARAISO, Ind, Aug. %
Thirty-four women section hands to-
day are out of a job. The Pennsyl-
yania let them out after a two
months trial. Downing overalls and
taking the place of men so that they
might increase the nations man
power for the war, the women work
ers gained much publicity. but could
not do the work.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Mat Vat Lara

B. L. T. in the Chicago Tribune:
The time to discuss peace will date
from the day the enemy asks for
terms. instead Of offering them.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Married In Dubuque.
Married at Manse.

This afternoon at half past one at
he Westminster Presbyterian manse
occurred the marriage of Miss Edna
]. Dixon of Mt. Sterling to Mr.. VIII
lam E. Clements of Rushville, ILL.,.
he Rev. E. B. Newcomb officiating
fhe young people were accompanied
~ Miss Inez Clements and Mr.
arthur Stephens. Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn
Fnts will make their home in Rush
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENTING. 413 and AS High
three flats, partly modern. John
Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

Scientists state that the little toe
Is gradually becoming smaller and
smaller, and it's final disappearance
Is only a matter OF time.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
FOR EXCHANGE.

WANT TO EXCHANGE 100 acre i'm.
proved farm in Texas county. Mo-,
for residence in Keokuk, Iowa, Ad-
dress c. Fruehling, Fort Madison,
Iowa.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No: 514 Exchange, six
room house with electric lights and
city water and gas in kitchen. John
Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-Otlice boy and filing clerk,
16 years of age or over. Some one
seeking position with opportunity for
advancement This offer a splendid
opportunity. Standard Four Tire Co.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-By Keokuk Electro Metals
Co., men to start work on Monday,
Sept. 8, steady employment. Inquire
at plant between now and Monday.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. sO3 North Fifth,
eight room modern house. John
Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

Whereas, On the 18th day of April,
1917. Cameron, Joyce & Company did
enter into contract with the City of
Keokuk for the Improvement of First
street from north line of Main to
south line of Bridge, by grading be-
tween sub-grade and established
Grade. paving with concrete and
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-Boys and young men to
learn shoe making, good pay to be-
ginners, piece work when experienced.
Applay to shoe factory.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-Work on farm by exrer.
fenced married man. Address Box
365, Warsaw, III.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

ED-Stenographer in law of.
flce. Answer own handwriting.
stating salary wanted and expert
ence. Address Position" care Gate
City.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
MISCELLANEOUS.

LEFT MADAM KOSMOS help syou by
giving your life prediction. Send
birth date and dime. A. B. Kosmos,
Box Pei. Louisville, KY.
PLUMBING, BRICKLAYING, electric
ity and drafting taught by practical
instruction. Big, demand. Positions
secured. Earn $500 daily up. Write
for free illustrated book. Coyns
Trade and Engineer Schools, 43 e.
Illinois, Chicago.
$3.50 PER DAY salary paid one wo-
man in each town to distribute free
circulars and take orders for mo Alco-
.hol" White Ribbon Flavoring. ]. s..
Ziegler Co., Chicago.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. 523 High, six room
house with bath, partly modern.
John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. 800 Blondeau, six
room house with all conveniences.
John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. 729 North Twelfth.
five room house with electric lights.
inside toilet, city water and gas In
kitchen. John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. 726 North Thir-
teenth. Nine room house. modern
except heat. John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Eight room modern
house with garage, at 301 Morgan
street. Enquire at house or see
Karl Kiedaisch.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-No. 1909 Johnson. six
room modern house, hard wood fin
ish and hot water heat, also garage
John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-A pair of racket head
blocks and large circle saw. Dial.
las NJ. Dye, Keosauqua, iowa.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

The first electric locomotive dates
as far back as 1851.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-Laborers at Keokuk Brick
& Tile Co
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

work. River Smelling & Refining
Co.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-7-room, house, modern
124 n. 4th st. 6-roomed partially
modern, 12O N. 4th st. E. c. Brown.
lee.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR, RENT-5-room house, electric
light, gas and water. Enquire SIG
Main.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

WANTED-Girls and women for
steady employment at Irwin-Phil'
lips Co. garment factory.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-Nice modern residence.
Inquire at the place, 706 High.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

GIRL WANTED-At VIM. Rees & Co
printing office. % So. 5th.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENTING. 1924 High. eight
room house with bath, partly mod
ern. John Tumelty.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

young men for whole
sale department. Huiskamp Bros.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
CLASSIFIED COLUMN
WANTED.

WANTED-Hair switches to weave
from your own combings, also curls
made. 619 Morgan.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

o. Starr. R. F. d. No. 4, Pennington,
Ia.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR SALE-Cheap If taken at once,
so acre farm well improved. Reason
for selling on account Of military call.
Address Ben G. Wahrer. Donuellson,
Iowa, R. 2.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

FOR RENT-Four room cottage. En-
uuire GA South Sixteenth or "a
South Third.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

,I,s German Evangelical church
! he entertained In st. Paups hall
nrsday afternoon by Mrs. Haisch,
fireman, Mrs. Duerko2, Mrs.
l,ster. Mrs. Couloy and Miss Schard.
Presented With Pin.
AZ the social and business meet
Of the Y. P. s. c. e. of the Meth
lat Protestant church last night,
1 Rev. Leroy Steffey was present
with G. E, pin in appreciation
his aid to the organization during
pastorate here. The Rev. Ben
hger. the new pastor. who has come
succeed Rev.Steffey, was a guest
the meeting as was also Mrs.
Snninger.
LatImer Goodrich Engaged.
The many friends of Latimer Good
n will be interested in the follow
! announcement from today's Chi
Igo Tribune:
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Henry Emer-
ii of Bristol, r. l., announce the en-
cement OF Mrs. Emerson's sister.
kss Gertrude Deming, to Latimer
kodrich. son of Mrs. A. G. Good
81 of 1O35 East Forty-fifth street.
NJ marriage will take place on
Intember 4, in Bristol. Mrs. Elmer
ri was formerly Miss Adele Dem
Ii of Chicago. Miss Gertrude DEM
&, who has made her, home for the
|st few years with her aunt, Miss
|argaretta Otis, of 2033 Prairie ave-
be. is one of the most prominent of
IL Junior league workers. Mr..
bodrich is Princeton graduate,
|O6.
Married In Burlington.
miss Anna Craig, daughter of Mr..
bd Mrs. w. E. Craig. 1929 Main
rect. and Mr.. Roy Clifton Murphy
Moline, Illinois, formerly of Keo,
hk, were married in Burlington,
IVA, Monday afternoon at 2 o'clock.
II. and Mrs. Murphy will make their
(ture home in Moline where Mr..
[ur2hy has a position with the John
|eere Pillow company.
The bride was formerly employed
the Justice & Hoar department
lore and has a wide circle Of friends
ere. Mr. Murphy is also well known
h6Ohuh anu Tie lllcuuS anu d.
uaintances Of both will extend to
hem their congratulations and best
fishes.
Married In Dubuque.
A pretty wedding took place at the
randview Methodist parsonage Sat
rday afternoon at o'clock when
ev. w. M. Lemen, pastor, married
rnest Edward Johnston, Of Canton,
TO-, and Miss Emma Viola Rosen-
rams, of Montrose, Iowa. The groom
a dredge engineer. The couple
ill reside in Keokuk.
Married at Manse.
This afternoon at half past one at
lie Westminster Presbyterian manse
ccurred the marriage of Miss Edna
/. Dixon of Mt. Sterling to Mr.. VIII
am E. Clements of Rushville, ILL.,,
- N
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
St. PauI's Society.

|rhe Young Ladies' society OF st.
l,i,s German Evangelical churc&
/ he entertained in st. Pauls hall
L,rsday afternoon by Mrs. Haisch,
4 Tieman, Mrs. Duerko2, Mrs.
lister. Mrs. Couloy and Miss Schard.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
FOR GALE.

FOR SALE Sideboard, kitchen cab
met, book case, china closet, dres-
ser. two rockers, fireless cooker. En-
uuire GA South Sixteenth street
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29

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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-08-29
Resolution Nos 454.

Y. SANDBERG, City Clerk.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
SEVENTEEN MILLION
new TIRES NEEDED
Present Year Will Require
Greatly Increased Amount
of Rubber. ii
ALL HAVE EXTRA TIRES TOO

1t is purely problem in mathemat-
les that enables us to forecast the tire
consumption of American automo-
biles for 1917, according to w. O.
Rutherford, general sales manager OF
the B. F. Goodrich company.
1T is a well-known fact that dur
ing 1916 the automobile registration
in the United States reached $780,
000," says Mr.. Rutherford. This
number, added to the 1917 prediction,
which is set at better than 100000,
will bring the grand total up to $780,
900 automobiles in use in the United
States by January next year. 1t is
conservative to assume that, of the
cars already in use, each will average
three new tires during 1917.
Allowing that 100000 OF the older
models will be discarded, this would
still leave 100000 to be equipped
with tires. Thus the older cars, with
an average of three tires per year,
will require 100000 tires and the
new models will use 100000 in fac
tory equipment.
TO this total of 100000 we must
not forget that the majority of new
cars will also carry spare tire
bringing the total tire consumption
for the year UP to at least 100000.
This will require an expenditure on
the part of motorists exceeding $685.
000.000." Hl.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
MaysUse Artesian Well Il
To Fill RjvervieW Pool

City Commissioner Hummel faces
the alternative of making an aband-
oned artisan well in Riverview park
serve the new swimming pool this
season.; or close the pool. He does
not expect the pool will be closed.
Last season the pool was filled
from a six-inch city water main,
which serves the territory south and
east of Tenth and CASTELAR, streets.
When the pool was being filled the
pressure was very low in other parts
of this district. Citizens complained
TO the water Office. X
Fifteen years ago the park board
sunk an artisan we'll to a depth of
1900 feet in Riverview park, but the
we'll would not spout. The water
rose to within twenty feet of the top
and that was the limit. The well was
not put to any practical use.
Mr.. Hummel feels confident that
by means Of pump he can maintain
"a steady flow of water into the SWIM
ming pool this season. He will ex-
pertinent next week to determine the
capacity of the we'll under action of
a strong pump.
The Riverview swimming pool has
a capacity of 100000 gallons. Last
season it was e1nptied twice week.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Overland Company is to
Have Its Own Auto Show

Following on the heels OF the Auto
show the Overland company will have
a show OF its own, starting Monday at
the sales rooms, 20+7 Farnam street.
Two thousand invitations have been
sent out by the local branch and fully
90 per cent of the invitations, it is
thought, will be accepted.
J. r. Jamison, branch manager, has
made extensive arrangements, the
decorations testifying to an elaborate
display, which will center around all
cars.
According to Mr.. Jamison, the cloth
top car in two years will be novelty.
The trend OF the motor public at pres
ent is toward the convertible top and
closed car.
A complete lihe of automobiles, in
GLIDING every model desired by the
trade, with the advance idea of all
year car brought out, will be exhibited
at the show rooms.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Negro Wanted to Z
Shoot Woman Who
Was Sick in Bed

After long death grapple with
powerful negro who wanted to shoot
a colored woman who was sick in bed,
Patrolman Knutson was the victor,
and he brought his prisoner, Isaac
Simon, of 200l Cunning street, to the
police station.
Simon first attracted the officers
attention at Twentieth and Cunning
streets. When asked where he was
going, Simon answered that he was
on his way to visit his sick wife. The
patrolman decided to accompany him.
No sooner die Simon enter the room
where the sick woman lay, than she
was seized with fright and shouted
Get out"
Sinion's reply was to whip out a
revolver and level it at her. Patrol
man knutson grabbed him before he
could pull the trigger. ~ ~ e
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Saxon Roadster Will
Bound United States

Starting from Washington immedi-
ately following upon the inauguration
day ceremonies, stock Saxon -four"
roadster will begin a journey. the
like of which has never before been
attempted in the annals of the auto
mobile industry.
1t will traverse the boundaries OF the
United States as near as roads will
permit.
This trip, undertaken by the Saxon
Motor Car corporation, is in the ma
ture of a trail blazing for national
boundary highway. road for motor
travel that will circle the country's
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Thinks Pedestrians Should
Mind Traffic Laws, Too

Why not make the pedestrian obey
the traffic laws, as we'll as the mo-
torist?
This question is asked by Howard
A. Matthews, treasurer of the Jack
son Automobile company, anent the
fact that the motorist in every sec
ton OF the United States is under
the absolute control Of the traffic
officer, while the pedestrian is under
no control whatever. Mr.. Matthews
believes that the pedestrian should
be obliged to obey the traffic laws
for his own sake as we'll as for the
sake of the community as whole.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04

talked to the gathering regarding ma
tcrials entering into the construction
of Dodge motors. Sales nd dealer
selling were touched upon by both
speakers. Mr.. Houghton in addition
to being one of the speakers, was
POSTMASTER. Burt Murphy, T. J..
OBrien and R. Z. Davis, manager Of
the company, were i'll line for con-
CALCULATIONS in the banquet and they
got them.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Judge Leslie Dlsmisses
y Suit AGAINST Ure and Kuhn

The suit brought by two stock
holders Of the Brodegaard Jewelry
Stores, Inc, against the company and
w. G. Ure and Paul Kuhn, trustees,
asking for the appointment of re-
ceiver on the alleged grounds that
the business was insolvent, has been
dismissed by Judge Leslie. The Pc
tition was filed by George H. Nc
Donald and M. M Soule.
The Judge ruled that the plaintiffs
had failed to show that the Brode-
gard company was insolvent or that
the business had been improperly
managed. -
The court also found that the ap-
pointment OF receiver would in no
way benefit the other stockholders.
His decree said that Mr.. Ure and Mr..
Kuhn, as trustees, had officiated in
a proper manner and had served in
the best interests Of the company.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Eisenhardt Well Satisfied
With Results of Auto Show

Micheln tires, displayed by the
Omaha Auto Supply company last
week, held their own against compet-
ing exhibits for points of interest and
sales. Buying was unusually heavy
and numerous disinterested inquiries
relative to the Michelin's merits were
turned into orders.
r. J., Eisenhardt, manager of the
Omaha Auto Supply company, ex-
pressed himself as being we'll satisfied
with the results OF the auto show and
in particular with the showing made
by Michelin tires.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04

edge from the tip OF Maine southwark
to the tip Of Florida, thence around
the coast and west along the Rio
Grandc and the nationa, boundary to
the Pacific, then northward to the
Canadian edge, and eastward follow
ing the contours of the Great Lakes
and rivers to the northern limits Of
Maine, and so again to the Atlantic,
completing the CIRCUIT. Five months
will be required to complete the
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
PART THREE.
WANT-ADS

body wilN be cremated, Neighbors
and friends were pallbearers.
Mrs. Emerson was a member of the
Society of Americans Of Royal De-
scent, having traced her ancestry back
to fred the Great. She also be-
logged to the Society of Colonial
Danes of America, the Order of the
Colonial Doublet, Founders and Pa
triots of America, and the Omaha
chapter of the Daughters of til
American Revolution. Ralph w.
Emerson of Omaha is a son.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Banquet Spread for the
DOdue Bros. Auto Dealers

The banquet to the Dodge Brothers
automobile dealers, given by the Muir
phy-O'Brien Automobile company
Friday noon at the Henshaw hotel, as
sembled an enthusiastic crowd of
Omaha and out-of-the-state dealers,
A. E. Barber, supervisor of districts
for Dodge Brothers, and A. E. Hough-
ton, Omaha district representative,
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04

quainted with the possibilities OF the
otter truck nd the demands levied
by farmers, coal and lumber dealers,
operatives OF dray lines and similar
I ade.
Particularly in the farming districts
will the Dearborn truck find re-
sponsive market. For hauling grain,
stock and farm produce it is asserted
that this truck yields nearly perfect
satisfaction to users. Sales for 1917
are expected to climb in the new ter
ritory.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
the winner. The judges expect to
name the fortunate person shortly.
Ralph Emerson'S Mother
Buried Here SATURDAY.

Funeral services ere held Satur-
day afternoon for Mrs. Mary L. Emer-
son, who died Thursday at the age
of 81, Rev. I. J, Mackay, rector of
All Saints church, was i'll charge at
the residence. 1851 Florence boule-
ward, and at Forest Lawn chapel. The
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Big Demand for Dearborn
Trucks Expected This Season

The Jones-Opper company of
Omaha and the A. H. Jones company
of Hastings have the agency for the
Dearborn truck, which includes Ne
braska, western Iowa and northwest
ern Kansas.
Dearborn trucks will go big in-this
territory, according to J. M. Opper,
Omaha representative. who is &C
Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-04
Eggs Is Eggs.

Mr.. Endman, in restaurant was speak
ing very conhdentially to a friend.
You see that man just leaving?" he
said well, he has Just eaten over a hum
dred eggs. II you doubt me ask the
waiter"
His friend turned to the waiter. After
slipping him a quarter he said:
would you mind telling me what that
mans order was2"
He had shad roe. SIR" was the reply
New York Times.