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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
ST ENOUGH.

"HAT afternoon the Rev. D. .. Fid-
die. d. D.. had his wife decorate
his study with squeeIax and Per
sian moss. FOR Alsernon Astorrocks
and Glorianna Rockergould were COM
ing 10 be quietly married. and the Rev.
Fiddle felt the large fee he would
surely receive merited little some
thing in return.
The wealthy young couple arrived
punctualIy. and the Rev. Fiddle tied
the knot SO neatly and daiutily that
they scarcely felt IT, The groom took
a flat package from his pocket
A little remembrance he said
sweetly.
As soon as they had gone. the Rev.
Fiddle opened the package
\ pair Of gloves" he cried. and
hurled them into his scrap basket
-Four years later. when his wife
went 70 empty the basket. she discov-
cred the gloves More than that. she
discovered "a 81 bill stuffed in each
thumb and q so bill in each finger
tip-SSHS altogether
Mercy said the Rev. Fiddle and
II his modification he fell down stairs
SO hard he fractured his hypOthenuse
The S5uS was just exactly sufficient
10 pay the doctor bill and purchase a
nice PAIR OF catwOOd clutches, which
SO pleased ana impressed the Rev.
rlqGle thar he wore an optimistic
smile al tie rest Of his life except
when he was trying TO tie a full dress
tie
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
HOROSCOPE.
February 1G, 1917.

Friday. February 1G, 1877.
URNIG the busy hours of this day
it is well to be careful, for Sat
H. urn, Jupiter. Mercury and Nep@
tune are all mildly adverse. Early in
the morning Venus is in benefic aspect
and in the evening Uranus rules for
good.
There IS a strong trend in favor q
romance and lore affairs. The stars
seem 10 encourage marriage. but there
are signs making for divorce and
strange destinies
II is not a fortunate time tOr mining
interests. Strikes are indicated and an
unexpected drop in stocks.
There IS sign read as presagln@
scandals due 10 unrestrained speech.
Planets held TO encourage gossip and
criticism have strong sway.
The rule that makes FOR danger
through ill-cOnsidered words has pc
leucy where many persons assemble
All legislative bodies are likely TO
waste time in futile speeches
Libel suits. Matchmaking schemes
and threats that assail character VIII
Ice much in evidence during the next
few weeks which viii furnish many
sensational disclosures.
This is not a good day for buying and
selling All lines Of speculation should
De SafcGuar0ed-
Commerce and business with Cuba
and tho Latin-Amsrican countries have
an suspicious leading. but graft and
frauds that affect South American gov
erEnents are foTetold-
Whatever concerns building has tho
best possible Indication Brazil. ATgen-
tine and Peru nave signs that promise
-srge enterprises
Theaters have guidance today tina,
may be Disappointing. 4 period OF ef-
fort on the part of nonprofessionals,
wnich has had a stimulating influence
from the stars. will end with the
spring the seers declare. and new pro-
ducers VIII supply plays Of many va
rieties.
Warning. so long given that high Of
ficlals Viii become involved in scan /
ais Is repeated by astrolOgers, who
foretel Impeachment proceedings or I
loss of position.
Persons whose birthdate il IS have I
the augury OF travel and change tina,
VIII be successful
Children born on this day have !
happy DAYS before them These sub /
iects of Aqusrius are usually respect
0d and successful They should marry
laqpilr Copyrishr 1919. hy me Nc
lur, Newspaper syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
UNCLE wIGGILY THE DANCING SHOES.
By HOWARD X GARIS

TNCLE Wiggily Longears, the rao-
bit gentleman. was going through
~ the woods near his hollow stump
bungalow one day, when, from behind
some trees, he heard voice saying:
on. 7 can't stop, bow I wish
could stop. but 1 can't. am so tired
OF dancing"
Then the bunny gentleman heard q
rustling in the dried leaves, for there
was no snow on the ground just then
why. this IS rather queer" said
Uncle Wiggily to himself Some one
wants 10 stop dancing and can't. I've
known plenty who wanted TO 80 on
dancing, but couldn't, because the
music stopped playing. But this IS
something different. / must see what
Il is all about"
Carefully he peeked through the
screen Of bushes. which were quite
thick. though they had no leaves on
raen, and the bunny gentleman sa"
little girl, in a red dress. dancing up
and down on a pile Of leaves
She was such a tired little girl, ana
though she kept on dancing II was
easily seen that she was tired OF that'
TOO. Uncle Wiggily felt sorry for her
Ny dear childi" cried the bunny
uncle. hopping out from behind me
bushes. If you are tired of dancing
why don't you stop
II lust can't" was the answer Once
did a favor for fairy, and she said }
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
MEDICINES, LIKE MEN
HAVE CHARACTER

From their fine outward appearauce.
tHIoIsH tnc various elements of
strength that go 10 make up the stand
ing OF a remedy. including the final
and absolute test-does il make
good does IL cure2-Hood's Sarsa-
parlila and Peptiron Pills conclusively
prove every day that they are medi-
ciues OF the highest character.
HOODS Sorsaparilla originated in a
physicians successful prescription.
fepuron Pills named from pepsin
and iron. include AUX and other tonics
FOR scrofula, eczema. humors. boils
puppies and other eruntious-for loss
OF appetite Indigestion and dyspepsia
Tor kidney AMI liver troubles-for
loss OF appetite that tired feeliug-for
brcin-fac. nerve exhaustion. anemia and
poor. tlin hlood-lioud s. SarsapariIla
and Peptiron Pills make the ideal
course ~ medicine. tLe former before
meats. She latter after Ads
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
CALOMEL MAKES
YOU SICK, UGH!
"Dodson's Liver Tone bet
ter than calomel and can
not saliyate

Calomel loses you p day! You know
what cslOmsl is It's mercury; quick
silver CaiOnlei is dangerous. L
crashes into sour niie like dynamite,
cramping and sicl1ening You Calomei
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
When you feel bilious sluggish, con-
stipated and all knocked out and be-
lieve you need a dose of dangerous
calomei just remember that your drug
gist sells for so cents a large bottle
OF Dodson's Liver Tone, which is en-
tirely vegetable and pleasant to take
and is a perfect substitute for calo-
mel. Il IS guaranteed to start your
liver without stirring you Up inside,
and can not saliyste-
Don't take calomel, It makes you
sick the next day; it loses you q days
work Dodson's Liver Tone straight
ems you right up and you feel great.
Give il TO the children because IL is
perfectly harmless and doesn't grippe.
Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
NO NEED TO
FEAR Badness
Tells How to Make Hair Grow Thick and
Lustrous on Bald and Thin Spots.

LuStIOuS on Bald and Thin Spots.
Thousands of men and women are
growing bald every day and don't know
the reason why. This is indeed a pity.
says Z hair specialist, who states that
badness usually comes from careless
ness, and that anyone who gives the
hair just q little attention should al
ways have an abundance OF good.
healthy hair DandTuf and dirt cause
badness by clogging the pores in the
scalp, and giving the dandruff germs
fertile ground for prolific breeding
The treatment is very simple: remove
the dirt By shampooing at least once in
zen days and destroy the dandruff
germs by frequently applying q little
or the real Partisan Sage, a most eff
Gent preparation that the best drug
Eists everywhere are now recommend
ing as one OF the quickest and safest
treatments 10 surely stop itching scalp
and falling hair, remove all dsndruff
and to properly nOurish and invigorate
Partisan Sage is also the discrimi-
mating woman's favOrite hair dressing
because II gives her hair a softness and
ulster that fascinate and compel ad-
miration- a generous bottle costs but
little from Kelly & Pollard, who guar
sntee 1t 10 EOU.-Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

priaIiou 20 the fund for an exhibit
from El PaSo at the worlds fair in st.
Louis. We're adopted at n meeting of
The chamber OF commerce last night
judge BecureearG Bryan. regent OF
the Texas university. is now in Austin
meeting with the other regents i'm an
effort 20 iucuce the legislature TO treat
the university fairly ia making an
preparations this year.
Mr.. ana Mrs. ". T. HiXson were host
ana hostess al AN informal dinner on
last "Wednesday evening in honor OF
The 18th anniversary of their marriage
Among those present wcre- Mr. and
Mrs. A. T. Coles. DR. and AIrs. II. Z
Stevenson, Az. and Mrs. ". ". Turnev.
Mrs. g. f. Barrett, Mr. r. Ely ana v.
l. Race.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
Exercise and massage UT Keep The
neck gOHthTui.
strengthen lhe muscles. Tais also iieips
prevent sore throat
Questions and Answers

strengthen the muscles. This also helps
prevent sore throat.
Questions and Answers.
Dear - - Fort=s-NII sou kindly
ten me what actors put on their hair
which makes IL 50 black and shiny
". Nidder.
Some or them use cold cream. some
. few drops 81 oil This is out on a
piece Of cotton and rubbed over The
hair after it has been brushed TIE
effect ls what leads 60 tla- Oil Joke
about the man wHo affect ed hair pol
shes and had patent leather hair"
Dear Miss Forbes wanted 10 - De-
YOU a letter but couldn't find time
about fathers eyes. When he Is ont
on prairie or on road his eyes blur
and he can hardly see for IOue dis
tance. W hat would YOU recommend
Tor him. ! know you can give Inc ad-
vice Tor him. Esther l.
This might he asfigmarisrn. a fIat-
teninS Of the eyebau which blurs the
vision from the edges Of the eve, and
II might be mEopla. "a disease that
causes The eyes to focus only upon
near objects. distant objects seeming
blurred and lndistnct. Have sour
fathers eyes examined az once bv
good oculist and have him fitted with
glasses TO correct the trouble Never
neglect any trouble connected with the
sight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

bandages and they made my toe so
big IL was murder to put On my shoe.
I used salves AMI other things that
are off more Of the toe than they did
the corn. I'd cut and dig with knives
and scissors, but now no more fOOling
for me. Two drops OF Gets-It did all
the work. II makes the corn shriyel
and get SO loose that you can just
pick II right off with your fingers"
There has been nothing new dis
covered for corns since "Gets-It' was
born It's the new way-the common
sense. simple. sure way.
"Gets-It" is sold everywhere, 25c
a bottle, or sent on receipt Of ~ e
by 7. Lawrence & Co, Chicago, III
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
p News Notes From Movieland 3
BY DAISY DEAN.


ARY PICKFORD VIII be seen il
nj boy IS clothes again when her
Il next picture, a Poor Little
Rich Girl" is released in March. The
story mas 10 10 with a little girl who
was rich as the world reckons riches
yet who was poor; who lived in a man
sion-yet who was lonely; who wanted
friends-yet had none. Happiness fin
ally comes To her in unusual way. IS
those who have read the book Will Te-
call: and Miss Pickfo-d will doubtless
interpret the role with her usual charm
and understanding
The Aircraft star posed for - Poor
Little Rich Girl" in New York She
has now gone TO California and has
begun work on her next picture. Re
becca Of Sunuybrook Farm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
RHEUMATISM PAIN

The exact cause Of rheumatism is IN
known, though tits generally believed to be
que to an excess OF uric acid In the blood
10 may be also said WithrequaI truth that 40
remedy has been found which Is . SPECIFIC
IN all cases In fsot the literature Of rheu-
nlatism shows that there are but few drugs
which have not been given a trial In the
hands OF one observer we md that certain
drug has been used with the utmost salts
fsction' Others have found the same remedy
70 De a great disappointment. All physi-
clans however agree that every method OF
treatment IS aided by the administration OF
some remedy to relieve the pain and o1iet
the nervous system and DR.. W. s. Sc hultze
expresses the opinion Of thousands OF prac-
ttonerS when he saws that antt-kamnia
tablets should be oven preferences over an
cther remedies for the reiief OF the Dafn in
ali forms Of rheumatism. These tablets can
De purchased IN any quantity. They sre
also unsurpassed for headac hes. neursigias
and all pain Ask for AK Tablets.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
''CASCARFTS" FOR
HEADACHE. COINS.
LIVER. BOWELS
Enjoy lifel Don't stay bill
ious, sick, headaehy
and constipated.
Get rid of bad breath, sour
stomach, coated tongue,
indigestion.

They're finei Csscarets hvsn your
liver. clean YOU thirty feet of bowels
and sweeten your stomach You eat one
or two, like candy, before going TO bed
and in the morning your head is clear.
tongue IS clean. stomach sweet. breath
right and cold gone Get a box from
your druggist and enjoy the incest
Sentlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced. Cascarets stop sick
headache biliousness, Indigestion, bad
breath and constipation
Mothers should give a whole Cas-
caret 10 cross. bilious. sick. feyerish
children any time They are harmless
and never grippe or sicke1--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
Mans Letter Answered

Dear SIR Ia the year 1919,
month OF March. q read III my
newspaper a recipe or prescrip-
tion and mad ia filled. as l was ~
rundown health and was partic-
Ularly nervous. weak and worn
out was respondent and I'M
able To work part of the time
Tile medicine at once revived my
energy. viii power and strength
and have felt like 4 new man"
Just recently. Have lost the
recipe and would appreciate your
publishing il again for my bene-
lit and others needing such a
grand medicine 10 restore health
II. II. T..
AnsWer-The prescription re-
ferred 20 IS herewith given. Any
well-stocEed druggist can mix
30. To really is a wonderful
strength-eivius tonic for nerve
broken men. and women, too:
Tlucture Cadomene Comp. O..
Comp Essence Cardiol. -----1 o..
Comp. Fluid Balmwort III o.
Comp. syrup SarSaparilia ---: o.
Ti2- shake well and axe =
teaspocnful before or after each
meal and one ar bedtime Tor sew
erai weeks DR. LEWIS EAkET.
-Note-Ciip thiS out and retain
3d. as 10 VIII not appear a~a.-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
LApIEs ~ WEAR sHoEs

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. the antiseptic powder FOR the fee
Shaken into the shoes and sprinkied in the
foot bath Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight O.
new shoes feel easy, gives Instant relief 70
clrns and uunlons, prevents Blisters. caiiouS
aud sore spots. It's the greatest comfort
discovery OF The age Try il today. Sold
everywhere. -sc. For FREE trial package.
Address Allen :. Olmsted. Leroy. N.H.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
NO LOVE

Raymond dat.9l Las been appear
ing in LzsiJy movies for TWO years,
and never ye; has been IN one Of those
kissing fade-outs that end 50 many
movies.
lie never has had even a love scene
Hzctou looks forward hopefully 20
each uer role assigned him. Nothing
can be more pathetic, its said. chzn
hls wistful inquiry Has the par =
love scene I'm it"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
L. =. ASKS RAILROADS TO PER-
EEfT TROOP TRAN SPORT aTInl

NtW OK, Fep- I7--N aslingt0n has
called upon the railroad men OF the
country, SO IL was learned today. 10
perfect a plan Of military transporta-
tion and communication when neces-
slty arises Such a plan VIII be con-
sldered tomorrow 81 the meeting OF
the executive committee OF The Ameri-
can Railway association in this clty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
Dreamed Lobster in Rankin Bakers.
By CONSTANCE CLARKE.

with rounds Of hard boiled eggs aHd
green parsley
Cream Sauce-Pu- -lto O. double
boiler two raw yOlkS Of eggs. one
cupfUl Of milk three tablespOonfuls Of
butter. "A pinch Of salt. a dust OF papri-
la pepper and the strained Juice OF
one lemon stir with "a wooden spoon
Until the mixture is Of the consistency
OF thick cream Then strain through
cleesecloth and use as directed.-To-
Nut Delights.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
ORRINE FOR
DRINK HABIT

80 uniformly successful has Orrine
been IN restoring victims Of the "Drinl.
Habit into sober and useful citizens.
and so strong is our confidence in its
curative powers, that we want 10 en-
Faasize the fact that Orrine is sold
under this positive guarantee II. after
a trial yOu get no benefit. your money
VIII he refunded. II is q simple home
-reatnenL No s2nitarium expense.
Orrine Is prepared in two forms No
:, secret treatment. a powder. No .
u pill form, the voluntary treatment
costs only 800 n box. ASH, Tor free
booklet telling ali about Orrine- Kelly
Poil-~l. Sheldon HoteL-Ad.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
A VAMPIRE PLAY

Reel 1-She SMOKES. rec.5ues al ese.
Yes quite atsractizely. # you please
Reel The poor young fish IS final
ly caught
Right in her us,--as quick as
thought.
Rec at last The vampire rights
all wrongs
While the trombone plays sobhy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

Are apt to do the stunt
LENANDER THE GREAT sat on
u the stump Of d sunsie tree (see
L - Osprey PIume's Flora OF Alex
ander's Timer) and wiped his flowing
eyes with d great checked blue and
green handkerchief edged with lace.
(see LuelIa Worms Petty Vanities or
the Great
%, incOmpsrap-e one Qieried Hys-
son. his foreman (see Rydsle Pups
Rank and File in the Ancient
Armies. and whyfore GOst thou spill
the briny- fSee NestmOre Teast's
slang Of Bysone Days
Il have no more worlds TO conquer
SMILED Alexander with a heavs OF his
by four rebellion 10 put down any
whore or earth"
All. brace up- Something might
break YET chccred Hyssop.
I have ersiave1 the world. Ny
mighty arm is useless rnOaned Alex
Al that moment a messenger dashed
NJ.
6The dashesl
~Oh, iuviucibie one lie cried all
the musicians IN your vast army have
banded together into q union. and they
have struck for more pay and shorter
hours In vain. ali-powerful, have they
been told that they'll get no more paw
and th1t all hours are the same length.
They have struck, and even now they
are marching 70 YOU IN body to
Bu1 with q below OF mortal terror
Alexauder ducked into his new cyclone
cellar.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

~BIS IS an excellent fish dish. Make
a cream sauce; while boiling. ope1
= can OF Holsters and cut the
meat into small pieces. Stir these gent
y into the sauce. Butter some rankin
bakers ana ill them with the lobster
Place pieces Of butter or the top and
put IN the oven for ten minutes Serve
IN the ramikins and gsrnish the top
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
AYears Ago Today
From The Herald of this
- - Date. 1893.

The FL Paso postoffice viii soon be
raised TO the dignity Of firstcIass
Presidential office. For some time now
The receipts have been running over
the required amount 20 place the office
IN the firstclass list and It must keep
this up for awhile TO demonstrate to
the department tat II is no temporary
squirt \ firstclass rating will mean a.
general increase Of salary TO employees
OF the postoffice.
L. :. district attorney William II.
AtWeH has returned 10 Dallas. after q
brief visit in Fl Paso.
Prominent papers OF the state are
coming to the aid Of Fl Paso 10 the
night Of this city for the state school
of mines
Mrs Percy Y. Penny hacker. president
OF the Texas Federation of Woman's
clubs. VIII visit II Paso next week
ana VIII be entertained by Mrs Olga
kohlberG
Mrs J. y. Rawlings and Mrs. j. p.
Ramsey have issued invitations for %
reception 10 be- given ~ the home OF
AIRS Ramsey on Feb. 30 IN honor of
Mrs Pennybacker.
D. 7. Edgar, manager OF the electric
sht and street car systems OF 1T Paso.
j. ncH iu AUSTIN. where he attended a
meetiIg OF the Southwestern Cas-. Elcc-
-rlc and street Railway association.
Resolutions u favor OF ana apuro-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
Notice. Tcne cnt Owners.

Lee Newman can sc; more money oul
OF your property, at a less cost. than
anyone else. Ask his clients.
Phone s60f ag51- s IT Pase.
advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
DO YOU KNOW THAT

4 rumor rift late last weei. was o
lie effe-- that Douglas Fairbanks
you'd join Aircraft the lompany -
plotting such stars as May PickcC-c
and George ". coh2s. at salary OF
- per a week Fifteen what. Why,
$4,000, Of course.
Thed1 Be-, g next picture Viii aD-
.e.rr iu q fss weeks II is The Tiger
N.s,ar." a-o-ner vampire play.
Vernon steele. leading man OF the
s-aG-. is 20 oe Mae Alarsh's leadinS
man iu her first GOidwyu picture.
4 humble extra nearly messed the
coronation scene OF Geraldine Farrdr's
'Joar. the Woman" She was chewing
gum iu cheerful disregard of the fact
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

Brighten The hornc with sole Proof
'ciored AaIiIsheT Lander Lumber 10
Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
CornS Loosen Off
With Magic "Gets-lt'

Drops Do the Work, PainIesSly.
4 tell you, before heard OF -Gets-lt
I used 10 try one thing after another
Tor eorEs. I still had them I used
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

Irdi-p Hir, rlrS. s1lc1 Arms q, cycle
o. 4"I ~ tIt-sr lIt.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15
The Daily Novelette,
ONE MORE JOB.

J on needn't JOIN tao army to
he ordered To the front:
Just use a trolley car. and Won
Are apt to do the stunt.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

4 GE shows Itself in so many
- places, that the woman who
seeks TO keep young in spite Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-15

.HAT afternoon the Rev. D. .. F'id-
die. D. D. had his wife decorate
= his study with squeelax and Per
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1917-10-02
COUNTY ROADS AND BRIDGES NEED ATTENTION BADLY

Addie and Round Prairie districts
over the conditions of the roads there
and if reports are halfway true the
Addie and Round Prairie people have
just cause for complaint. The con-
ditions at Addie and Round Prairie
also exist on the Eastport road.
Whatever excuse there may be for
the conditions of the roads in Bound
airy county there can surely be no
excuse for the conditions of the brid-
ges. A bridge across Deep creek
west of Moravia has been patched
on the approaches with two three
by twelve inch planks and provides
a menace for wagons and autos alike
besides being a poor advertisement
for the northern route of the Nation
al Parks auto highway. The new
planks were simply nailed over the
old ones in place of removing the
old planks and inserting new ones
and so making a job which would
have sufficed until next spring.
Other bridges in the county are
reported to have dangerous holes
where horses have just missed step
ping into. Most of the bridges on