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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
BOY DIES FROM
CHARGE FREQ
FROM OWN GUN
Napoleon Youngster Stands Wea-
pom Against Fence and 1t
Discharge Itself

Napoleon, N. D., OF, Albert, a.
vear-old son of Mr.. and Yrs. Andrew
Balzer,' residing soujh i Napoleon,
was instantly killed when shotgun
which he leaned against Tense in
order that he might join some neigh
Dor children in play, was accidentally
discharged, the shot landing in his
neck and head. The boy had taken
the gun with him to the fields, where
he was herding some cattle for his
father, hoping to get shot at some
chickens.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
CALLED DESERT[R WHEN
He IGNORES HIS ORDERS
Fact That Select Service Soldier
Chose to Report at Mill City
Noted

Amidon, N D., oct. 2.-Charges of
desertion are said to oe pending
against Henry H. Lund because he
ignored the orders of the Slope co,lr-
ty exemption board to report here to
entrain with his contingent for Camp
Dodge, but insisted upon joi'l'1'., them
at Minneapolis, after the beard had
severally eadvised him that s:ich a
course would not be Satisfactory. Com.
plant has been made ito ". S Al:yr-
ney Hildreth at Fargo,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
NEWS Of NORTH DAKOTA AND NORTHWEST
TOWNLEY MAN STEALS
VEST; ALSO CHARGED =.
WITH EVADING DRAFT

Armour, S. D., Oct. 2.-F. 4.
Rice of St. Paul, organizer Tor the
National Nonpartisan league, was
arrested here charged with steal
ino a vest from the Hillside store.
He also is charged, it is said,
with failure to register for miIf
tary service.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
LOSSES TOTAL $4,000
FROM. BIG PRAIRIE FIRE
Six Sections Swept Over by Con.
Ragration Starting From
Engine Spark

Rhame, n D.. Oct. 2-Losses total
ing $4,000 were Inflicted by a prairie
fire which swept ovei six sections of
prairie and extended into the Bad
Lands. H. n. Lynn, Ed O. Anderson,
Ed Olson and Tom Swanson were the
heaviest sufferers Tho fire started
from a STARK emitted b. Milwaukee
line engine and burned over thou
sands Ut acres ttiorc 1t could be
checked. No lives were lost, so far as
can be learned.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
SNAKE MAKING AWFUL,
FUNNY NOISE PROVES
TO BE GIANT RATHER

Hazclton, N. D., Oct. 2.-Sum.
moned by her little son to see a
snake that "made, an awful funny
noise," Mrs. Mathew Dahl dispatch
ed a monster rattIesnake at the
door Of her farm homo near here.
It was the first RATHER found
cast OF the river in years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
SHOT BY COMPANION
Hazelton Youth Has Narrow Els
cape While Bird Hunting

HazeIton, N. D., Oct. 2.-Georae
Cabbage, Jr, narrowly, escaped
death when the charge from a
shotgun in the. hands Of a com.
panion, grazcd his head while the
boys were shooting birds. Sew
era' shot lodged in cabbagc's
face and in the side Of his body.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
BROKEN FEET EPIDEMIC
Father and Daughter Come in to
Have Pedals Patched

Ashley, N. D., Oct. Am epidemic
Of broken feet brought Michael
Schwartzenburger and his 11-ycar-old
daughter, Maria, to Ashley for sur.
gicaI attention. The fathers left foot
was splintered while he was working
with some farm machinery, and little
Maria, while acting as milk maid was
stepped upon by an unruly cow, ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02

manding an increase Of SIS month
failed to materialize today, though two
officers quit the force and two others
announced they would drop out at the
end Of the week if the city commits.
sion did not grant the raise. Increas-
ing cost of living is cited by the Off
GERS as the basis for their demands.
They now receive SIS Pc" month.
Tribune want ads will bring results
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02
Is there no real relief in sight?

Is there no real relief IN sight!
Doubtless like other sufferers, you
have often asked yourself this c:cs-
ton, which continues 10 remain un-
answered 49,. -..
Science has proven that your Rheu-
matisn is caused by a germ in your
blood, and the only way to reach it is
by remedy which eliminates and re-
moves these little pain demons from
your blood. This explains why lini-
uents and lotions can do no perna-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-10-02

two charges of cattle rustlirg. Fred
Ostru 4 charges the llomes:eadcr with
making away with COW, aud the Sijle
Cattle Co. allege that it founl one If
its calves N the defendants pos"ea-
son. Tur1e:, "ho is def andes. by the
Rev. County Judge S. MEG. peede and
Attorney Sullivan of Mandan, enters
strenuous denials to both charges.
THREATEN STRIKE.
Fargo. n. D., Oct. S-Tne threat
elcd strike of Fargo policemen, de-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-11
0lhhrirIin.

oMouu mas riihritc rcnu Sic oanac
2cit il ncr @ippe, 1T Tie ST beiB ooer
id;ncdt tic nnt?~
oaeinS ron bcibelL itl bin blc6 in 70
'ncr rii6rieli9en Stininimg."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-11
Sriftioer @rnnS.

Niiorbeitcr: n6err Icboflcur, ipdrnm
nchnieil Sie mir ciNentlicb nie Sdmics
gcrnntter g8ibc ub2'
,ySellS nilt meme ciacne per6oien
bot.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
P0RpoISE FISHERY IS OLD
One Of Least Known Industries Has
Been In Existence NJ Cape hat.
tsras for 200 Years

One Of the oldest and ieast-known
industries In America In the porpoiss
fishery which has been operated from
Cape Hatteras In North Carolina for
about 200 years. II should attain an
unusual prosperity In the next few
years, for the bureau " fisheries IL
urging more general use Of porpoise
hides In place Of cowhides. !, 10 an
c1cellen. leather, aud could undoubt'
edly ba used more widely.
Heretofore the most valuable prod.
net OF the fishery has been tho oil
which IL extracted from the jaws Of
the porpoise and Ia worth about w
4 gallon II IL universally used for
iuhricating watches and other very del
icate mechaulsms, The body hluhber
In also valuable, Attempts 10 manu-
facture fertilizer on, 81 the carcass
have failed because Of the distance
from fuel supply,
The parpolsc are taken nj iiatteras
In seines, operated from the shore, and
Il IL probably the only place In Amer
lea where this has ever been done
successfully rhftns the ran. wIhter
and spring many porpols"s are seen
on the South Atlantic coast. and al
natteras they came within 4 few hua
ared yards Of the surf They ARE
taken by spreading se!nes about ~,
yards outside the surf. lines. AZ 5000
a. the pory,oises have come inside the
sctnes, they are dragged ashore. Often
q whole school Of these sea creatures
In taken In a single haul
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
An illumination Postcard.

A young girl Of pleheian ances,r,
achieved fame rs an actress In Lon
don. Feeling tie Necessity. however
OF rest from her laeers, she wrote II
her uncle. n police sergeant at coun
try village, asking him II she might
come and stay With hin TO recurcrate
SITS snsied her notr :. Please sand 4 Z
c, 10 say u may come"
A few days later her lant!lady rushet
upstairs With an awvstrtcken coan
teaanee~a policeman wanted her! Ths
girl descended with an oaiinoas feel
lns at her heart; says Lcndon Tit Hts
III you please, ,niss," said the stole
being who confronted her. eysing bel
with stern disaaproval. TIN the T, c
what you asked your uncle TO send
but | may as well tell yoa s;ralxh
away as I'm q respectable marrses
man. foar ancle's prepared 10 TAX,
you In II you're willing 10 make your
SELF uscful--fee,i the pig. clean his Of
Ace. and the two ce.ls,"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

The bright boy In khaki was diiatins
on the woes Ut army life.
,. T" l ~ /, " ~sia y ~ aqssa es.tess -ss
foods, or anything like that Our camp
ssak's albright. en stews ana SOAP, bas,
he can't 80 beyoad them, The other
day you know. when I went back.
took cucumber with mo that ] was
going 10 share with one or two of the
boys, gave X 10 the cock and askss!
him to get il ready for us. and wha,
d'ycu think he did with ~ Put II In
the oven aud baked H."
'+' "Uh. poor boy r. safsf the fcnd moth
az. "A pity couldn't have been there
to look after you. I'd have boiled II
lovely for you"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

looks Into townpunx night with decrd
anguish at who be and silver nnlent
So the wash lady offered her gloria Not that
b
conscientious comfort whole better do tho thing and
than to let chance help by Most everybody
dslus black silk oil umbrella
10
drenehd she lad been hounden the founa Of
looks
missped uncalefr calculations bless
and tina, VA all Il except
mannlce tatwho CHANGED TO be standing by when the
expressed surprise eoia's
Ever lend umbrella and fail 10 II hackY
Cant ever did but know the old saying"
nothing remarkable woridcr
writing knNtr instead help ~ " -"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
.CAuOMEl S|CkENS! II SALIVA1ESl
DON'T STAY BILIOUS CONsnRhTED


caiomei makes yoa SICK; zen Ioss .
GAYS work Caiomsl Ii eai@asilvsS
md II saiivatss: caiomsi iniaFss yomr
tlyer.
II you are bilious, fssi Isxy. slugsssh
and nil Knocked cat. II your bowels
ass constIDated and your bead aches
or stomach II sour. Just take Q spooa-
fsi Ut harmless Dodson's Liver Tons
Instead Of using ascksning. saiivstinx
caiomei Dodscn's Liver Tone In SsAl
liver medicine. Yoa1l know II next
morning becauss you win wake up
feeling fine. yoas liver will b. work.
Inc. your headache and dixxinsss gene.
-FOUR stomach viii bs sweet and your
bowels regular. You viii feel Ike
working You'il b. cheerful: full Of
vixor and amhttion.
Tour druggist or dealer ssils yca
socsnt bottle % Dodson's Liver Tone
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
Lemon Juice
For Freckles
olrisi Make beauty isslen u
home Tor . fsw esnta ny I'll
Squeeze the juice Of two lemons Int

Squeeze tho juice Of two lemons int
a bottle containing three ounces OF
orchard white. shake well. and you
have a quarter pint Of the best frcckls
and tan lotion. and complexion beau
tiner. at very, very sinai! cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter win supply
three ounces Of orchard white for a
few gents Massage this sweetly fra
graft lotion into the face. neck, arpas
ana hands each day and sec hov
trrckles and hlemlshes disappear and
how clear. snt, and white the skin b.
comes Yesl II Ia harmless. Adv.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

Jones was always complaining ct hls
wtfe's memory.
she can neye. remember anything.
said ne "it's AWFUL"
MY wife was Just as bad" said
Brown. I'll. found ca, q capital ~
eipe.-
What IL Ity- asked Jones. eagerly
Why said Rrown, Whenever
there's anything particular want the
a!ssus 10 rcsscsater write I; on q
slip II paper ani gun II 90 the looking
glass;"
Jones IL rev q sNsnteGsed man.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
Cutting Down Gossip.

How DO yoa suppose sosYse Esoi>se
s,sen, their spare time before melton
pictures we're invented r.
Il don't like to appear sngind 10
thaa~ persozss, but before they started
to Speeding practically all ~ thai'
leisure moments Ia pho,aplay heuses
they knew great deal more about
their nciShhors' private Affairs than
they do now"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

Georgia quarter a
% "A fer aad beans have
higher than mountains rcsen the bean
crpp pendferous than the gold
~ lforn.a
high prices There to IL Here hm
rd plush hotel when
fer interfering with traffic when
property thu road
Of q Of watermnn OF place than
& s to . pump yourself drnk Of water
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

| andsr nv personal guarantee that u
win sisan roar siasEisA liver better
than nasty saiSmsl: 4 vcas make yss
sick saA Jon can - aaysAtag yos
want vishost being salivxssd Yess
druggist guaSsnsees that each spooefmi
win start ycar liver. ehsan yoar bowels
and straixhtsn yoa ~ by narning or
yoa can have ycur money back. CHI
6ren gladly sxks Dodson's Liver Toas
because II No plsas&nt taHsing and
doesn't srirs or eramp or Eaks tAsm
sick.
lam selling miliians OF bottles OF pod.
sou's Liver Tone TO people VITO have
found that this pleasant. vegetable. liv.
ss medicine takes the place Of danger
Gus calomsi. Bay ono bottle On my
sound. reliable wuarxntse. ASK yoar
dugxtat or storsksepsr about me. ADV.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

with sientsnc knowledge
Of the produce sAowing
where each and each constellation shsud
II s this which him In trouble
In order ss property hs
he lies the Th
watchng him from dark Of
commuaiag with Ms fends the flashing the
detectives They Through
roof grwwfed al
Morsey sksd him
what drviag atr
Look Dnt rough with replied
been watching
oh.
~yes that flashing coda"
"oh fhiak signalling
"w know what You signalling German
Bombs an
And with wheop
Somehow he Of
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

elegantly fussy Ia SILK. and both were
adorned with umbrellas II had
stnrm@d earlier In tho cysninx and Mas
raining lightly when the play was over.
On the outer edge Of an lmproyi.
IDENTIFY unihreilaiess crowd the person
yoa might caii the wash lady noticed
q We're lie vertsh Young woman ia rose
xscree,te with lot OF friily silver on
the waist.
Naturally. nobody wastes sym.
PATTY on any Lady Clara In the
"uoue. Jaues- class lint vkeo n
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

SAi@A t@A" va bf~Na ih way h'assS sAHtws ava
sab. | can say with emphasis and 60
cnracy that the state Of Georgia has
mere food In II ut this time than In
any other moment In the history Of the
wurft. r"tAs~. starving na9fnns II Eu.
rope want 10 come to Georgia and NJ
lieve the pinch of hanger. then Georgia
win act as host. ! have million ~a-
terrnelons myself. lyins loose on my
Place. and we are FEEDING them to the
hogs II sounds was,eful. bat II Isn't.
sab. l, isn't. NnsrrNialens grow TN
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

Where are your E7ssnerA ssrY
ASKED the crussy business sssaa Of a
stranger ~Aa uncerefnonlcusay rushed
into his private o4sc~.
Il ieff them cut In the main csfc~,
answered he iyase called. where
was insulsrd by tuo OF three Of you'
inp4iess clerks"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

building II nurat
Whether this the ksndus has
wealth and fasaa1 there
beans ard ether garden track And almost
wshaon swi-ns IN aeur
be wcrtag IA the Eareea
Farther the r to Tie LArz ARderson and
To~asH another ran
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
FIny~FiftH.

Bernard was prescot at dinner par
". Ia which sorse II the guests hsccgA,
their chiltren One hstie Girl wantfd
~ rtay with Rsrnsei's tayA but b
was sel5sa sa1 wouldn't let her.
~Ncw. Bernard said mother. sycu
must Ne little gentleman"
Yes" said be, 'tat she rsrst hs 4
Lady"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

the ~haek yari" garden movement.
CTe Of the esrt.eEs~ysoaahly the
Nest expensive In the iot.--is situated
ca nupons csrcte. ia the ewatsr Of tho
wealth and culture ot the city. Al
the intersection II CeGaecticut avenue
and Massachusetts, sveEHe. 10 the
north. there IL vacant los--cr was q
vacant lat--wher~ once stcod the
Chinese lesntien n adtslns the prop
erty II Senator Clark Of wyornsnx. the
~coprer king" Popular report has Il
TINT Senator CSark Oh sx-ts. 4, thtt sid
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

a.,ss isassssy ~ Anss NO. ynss rrefeS
motoring 10 riding.
Mrs nlankley-~~th. ever % much.
WE ran over Il s.tiy cfd wetnan yes
terdAy, aud DO YOU know. wasn't n
bit nervous
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

WoMANs cRoWNiNo GLORY
In her hair. II yours Ii ssreaksd with
ugiy. grizzly. gray hairs, use la Gre
OLE Hair Dressing and change Il In
the natural WAY. Price ti.00--Adv.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

An electrically heated incubator for
the production ~ bacteria has been
developed by Salt Lake city scisn.
tfaf
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

HEN fact something liable
uhbreas One st went 10 The haas
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

A sew rap.d-psfattng machine for
photographers win nsks 10000 prints
In q DAP trun negatives
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28
Georgia Ready to Act as Host to Hungry World


u OF watrmsou Upon reappeang he spnsd and
then banche 'hs following orstn expedition: There
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

Afsgr q wosnsn reaches c~r'aia sTr
shs nsvrY mentions H.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

TIE Knockers chief 10Y Ia lSe sesms
~ be 10 sse somebody else fall
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

There Is ne r.sev lSs haaae--wAe1
q nan 4 esNaka
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1917-09-28

"vtsWfEVsaxJa KkW AkN@ w N3s kAN KWEW N&
sAs apartment an clear naSAsx He's On
bis back and wsfghes the various solar
and sAaEasary syssams swimasAx
about In the uaiysrse He has d ist
II pets af1sag the stars. which ~
treats ~ II shsy we've nae Isr&ness
fAn-tailed EelstAsA. and when q eacad
intsrvvnes 'twsxt kira and bis -tavuxsss
sun be toexat like u q bic.
lie has star map wAich 10 q cun-
trxpsion with 4 ict of sassses and pE.
GERS which can he manipulated 10 that
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
Emancipatina tho Russian Jew.

FROM tut MlIlehpOlIS lTiUuIc.
Jews in America. notably those who left
their native land of Russia because OF the
social, political and other restrictions
placed upon them under the old auto
cratic regime, extract keener pleasure
than any other class, perhaps, from the
overthrow of the Romanoff dynasty and
the efforts now making to establish q
democratic government.
Equality for the Jew in Russia already
has been proclaimed officially by the lib
eralists who are nov in the saddle. This
means that the Jews will be permitted to
worship according to the dictates of their
cOnsciences, that public office will he open
to them, thai they viii be able to engage
In forms of business hitherto forbidden
to them. that their social and educational
status will be improved and that they
lar to post as outcastS of the civic body.
The American Jewish Chronicle is of
the opinion that under the new order of
things as forecast Jewish emigration from
Russia to this country. prompted by the
desire for 4 larger measure of freedom
and happiness, will cease. 1t believes,
moreover. that there will be a heavy ret
rograde movement back homes after the
war. That this prophecy is not an idle
one is Indicated by what some of th.,
poorer classes of Russian Jews in Mime
apOlis are saying.
World politics is likely to feel beneh-
Gently the effect of the emancipation of
the Russian Jew The Muscovite empire
was the hotbed of oppression of this PEG
pie. Its cruelties. restrictions and dis
ordinations exerted Il halcful influence
the cause has been removed. We may
anticipate a lassenins of an unpleasant
tension and a nearer approach to the
ideals OF a world brotherhood
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
War Without Panic.
From the Chicago Herald.

FROM the Chicago Herald.
me United States has Slided into war.
from a business standpoint, as peacefully
As a ship glides into ar u~ntroubled harbOr
NO hint of a panic. No suggestion of dis
trust on the part of the business com-
munity.
No prediction OF hard times. No fear
on the part of any solvent concern that
1t Will lack the means to carry on it's bus
mess and meet IT'S obligations. No fear
OF the adequacy of banking facilities. No
thought even of q moratorium. No talk
or Closing stock exchanges and boards Of
trade.
Why is this, this novelty in American
history? The answer to a great extent
lies In the federal reserve thanking sys-
tenn. BY means of 1t our finances have
been organized as never before. Since it
Is known to be capable OF meeting emer-
gencies such as have arisen in the past
without noise and disturbance of any
kind nobody thinks of the emergency
As Paul Warburg. vice governor OF the
federal reserve banking system. stated. in
q recent address in Chicago, there. is
available a vast supply Of notes OF UNI
do0bted solidity to be issued whenever
the need comes. Moreover, the govern
ment has acquired a fiscal agency which
may prove Of great value in placing fu-
ture issues of government securities.
The country can congratulate itself that
In this respect at least it's preparedness
has been sound and effective.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
Power Behind the Cabinet.

War declares Isaac F.. Marco.son
IN Everybody's. lis the hugest business
IN the world. but it is "a business new
ertheless. 1t means merchandising
WIN men instead OF goods. Every
national crisis needs a practical man.
England found him i'm Northcliife.
~ Is no secret that Northcliffe'S
Judgment OF men influenced the maxi
ing of the new British cabinet which is
charged with the task of winning the
war. Largely due to him. ii includes
practical men OF affairs.
since the beginning of the war the
famous council room of the London
Times. Lord Northcliffes most famous
publication. has been in reality "a part
OF the British government. The con-
ference. essentially an American news
paper institution, which Northcliffe in
troduced into England. is held every
afternoon IN a large. square, high
pitched Around an oetagonal
table sit the men who mad the Times
and who also make history. AT the
head sits Godfrey Robinson. the ed
ltor. With Northcliffe in third seat from
him. 1t is really II cabinet meeting, for
often the Times gets news later and
more valuable than does the govern
ment itself.
From this room stretches the long
finger that touches the pulse Of war
racked Europe. Policy is shaped not
only for the paper. but for Britain.
Here was planned the famous attack
On Kitchener; here developed the war
cabinet idea. Out of these conferences
came a dozen epochal campaigns that
mango the whole course of the British
conduct of the war-none more vital
than the overthrow of the Asuuith ad
miniStratiOn."
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
Those Foolish Questions.

From Puck.
Old Lady-Conductor, why did the train.
stop before We came TO the station'
Confederation over Il pig. ma am.
Old Lady-What, Was il on the track"
Conductor-Nc-oh, no. we chased it
up the cmhankment
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
Hot and Cold.

From the Baltimore American.
Say. Jinns. have You hot ara cold vat
err i'm your house,
Sure ! have. Cold water for any sua-
g~estions ] may happen to make and hot
wafer the rest of thu. tiruy
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
improved circumstances.

Father Cat head of table)-When 1 was
a boy l was glad enough 10 eat dry bread
for my dinner.
Small Daughter-Well. daddy. YOU are
having Il much better time now YOU arp
living with us.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-04-27
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Rear Admiral Albert Gleaves.
Rear Admiral Albert Gleaves, com.
mander Of the destroyer iotilla Of
the United States navy, will have .
most important position in case Of
war. Until che navy can establish Z
feet IL submarine chasers destroyer
win have to be the only wsApos
against hostile submarines