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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-02-22

For sale, brand new brick house
6 rooms and bath in Bohemian set
Iement in Yaukton. Heating and
plumbing done by Jos. Vinateri.
Bargain if taken soon. Write
Chas. Bower, Yankton, s. D..
Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-02-22

Some of our subscribers have an
idea that we charge for publishing
items of news. There is no truth in
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-02-22

Soft coal for sale at Kings ele-
vator. Adv.
Pay your taxes at the Farmers
Savings Bank. ADV. ..
mo Hunting" signs for sale at
the Independent office, 6 for 25c.
Splendid. Red Seal and pure rye
Hour for sale at the Farmers eleva-
tor. Adv.
School warrant books for sale at
the Independent. 81 u book of
100 warrants
Do you know we carry new
new line of fine wallpaper? Tabor
Drug Store. Adv.
For rent, 10 acres of field on
my farm 2 miles east of Tabor.
Mrs. Mary Hlavac. Adv.
Farm loans at 5 per cent. Farms
for sale. Lindstrom Investment
Co., Yankton, S. d. Adv.
For sale, full blood Scotch Col
lie pups. Apply to Chas. Nedved
Yankton, route 1. Adv.
Mr.. Farmer: Do you know you
can now buy harness goods for
less money than it will cost to re-
place them9 Now is your time to
buy and also to bring in your re-
pairing. G. w. Root. Adv.
We have a complete tax list for
Tabor and vicinity in Yankton and
Bon Homme counties, and will glad
ly attend to the matter for those who
do not find time to make trip to
the county seats. Prompt service.
ADV. Farmers Savings Bank.
Place your orders for monu-
ments and tomb SHINES now, as l
am soliciting orders for carload
for spring ahipment and will give
you a better lower price at this
time. l can give you lower rates
and better terms than many OF
hers. j. +. Kostel. Adv.
On account Of installing electric
lights in my place, l offer for sale
my gasoline lighting plant consist
ing of six lamps, 5-gallon tank a
double cooking stove with fine
oven, besides extra mantles and
globes. Will sell cheap. j. A.
Dyorak.- Adv.
Thos. Wagner and Editor Killion,
of Lesterville, were here on business
last Thursday. We acknowledge a
visit from Editor Killion, who board
ed the evening freight here for
Yankton to attend the meeting OF
the newspaper men. We were also
tiguring on attending but usually 1t
happens that work piles in just as
person wants TO so. and while we
do not love work so extremely. we
were compelled to stay at home and
plug away.
Last Wednesday night we we're
treated to a regular show, after
seeing nothing but Movies for Sc
veral years. The Company con-
sisted of three men and five ladies
who presented in chorus a long
list of the latest popular songs.
The manager, Carl w. Swain, in
his Swedish dialect caused conside'
rable amusement and likewise his
tenor solos were quite favorablA
received. Il has rather been the
rule IN the past that shows making
small towns having larger mum
ber of girls were of a doubtful ch'
| rscter, but at this show, MIR
Swain put the skids under any su:
picion about his company wher
before the show he announc d tha
all ladies in his company are res
pectable ladies and an arrange
I, ment had been made with the loca
attorney that any talk after they
leave town, derogatory to thel'
character will have to be proven
and the talker prosecuted. Ihl
was done to preclude gossip
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-02-22

G.. G.. Fites was a Yankton visitor
last Saturday.
c. F. Blachnik, of Yankton, was
& visitor here Monday.
Matt Kortan and JOS. Zmelik vis-
tied at Utica over Sunday.
Miss Gabrielle Srstka visited her
mother over Sunday at Tyndall.
Frank Herman, of near Witten-
berg, was here last Thursday visit
ing.
H FOR RENT-60 acres OF hay land on
my farm at 50 per acre. John
IN Sirovatka.-Adv. st
# Rev. Charles, of the Presbyterian
church of Avon. was in town last
M Saturday.
F. L. Petrik and his daughter,
s. Miss Ida. were at Yankton last Sat-
urday.
Sd Misses Blanche Hakl and Anna
B Kalda, of Yankton, spent Sunday at
M this place visiting.
M Mrs. Frank Smith of Mitchell, and
VI Mrs. Loes. of Emery, came down last
M Friday for visit with friends.
Joseph Turek played with the
Dante band for dance last Satur-
day at Dante.
Geo. Southwick of Yankton
y y visited at lhe home of his daugh-
ter, Mrs. Burke this week.
Miss Fanslow of Yankton was
the guest of Mrs. Burke early in
e the week.
Ed. Jones and wife, of near Lake
Andes, spent Sunday here visiting
her parents, the Ludvik Karoelwicz
folks.
Ri Mrs. John Cihak, of Dante, spent
the latter part of Last week at this
Hplace visiting her parents, the Frank
Skalak folks.
FIR. ]. Kulis and his family spent
Sunday at Tyndhll visiting at the
home of Mrs. Kulish's parents, Mr..
\ and Mrs. Chas. Skorpik.
Lad. Karolewicz and his wife
Spent Sunday visiting at the home
sof Mrs. KarolewicE's parents. the
Mazourek folks near Lake Andes.
IS Matt Ptak and J. A. Kortan were
Pt Dante over Sunday visiting Thos.
p. Ptak and his wife, who live near
Dante, upon their return came down
with them for a short visit.
Found, a dark red fur coat in
Tabor, Tu esday morning. Owner
Fan have it after pa. wing this adv.
Anton Bares. Adv.
For sale, Swedish garden oats,
Poe per bushel; also high grade
Hereford yearling caIv es, $50 per
4 bead. w. S. Harrison. 2-22 Adv.
Mrs. Chas. Wesley we,st to Les
erville last Sunday and there was
polned by her mother, MIS-. Sllls,
or trip to Kansas City. where
hey will visit relatives.
Sell your eggs to John F. Mike
asek, who pays highest MIA. rket
price for them at all times. Adv.
You can buy Silver Pine Hea.'-
ing Oil and other International re-
nedies at the Tabor Drug Store.
NAdv.
When in Tyndall stop at Klou-
PAS bakery where they serve
fhort order meals Gulash and
foup at AL times. Adv.
Not'ee is her eby giveu that nc
eredlt will he y;iven ep small pur'
Fnases Of gr' in, and that all such
transactlor must be cash. Farmers
Elevate ADV,
- e Tabor State Bank has a com
= tie list of taxes for Tabor ann VI
cinity.-Adv. =
Buy your building material al
n Queal's. If you don't, we both
lose money. Adv.
Try some Of our Monarch paint
and varnishes. The best on the
marlat Dtalr T umhar Yard ADV
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-02-22
At the I1OVies!

We have made arrangements with
the Vitagraph Co. to furnish reels
for US each Sunday in the future.
A strong play faithfully presented
Admission 25c and 1Oc
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
COUNTY rREAsuRERs NOTICE

To w. C. Dillon. Louis Busher and to
all persons having an interest or title
of record In or to the land hereinafter
described.
Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of November a. d. 1914, the
following described property, situate
in the County of Gunnison and State of
Colorado. to-wit:
Alcyon Lode Mining Claim, Survey
No. 6083 and Busher Lode Mining
Claim. Survey No. 1905, all situate In
Elk Mountain Mining District was sold
for the delinquent taxes for the year
1913 and purchased by Gunnison Coun-
That said promises were taxed for said
year 1913 In the name of w. c. Dillon:
That the said Gunnison County by
its County Treasurer did on the 18th
day OF August. 1917. duly assign the
certificates OF purchase, which were is
sued by the County Treasurer, to said
Gunnison County for above sale, to
Henry Kraft. who hath made request
upon the Treasurer of said County for
notification. as provided by the Law
of 1905, in order that he may become
entitled to tax deed on said certi-
That the time of redemption of said
real estate from such tax sale will ex
pire on the LIST day of December A. ID.
1917, and tax deed will issue therefor
on the 3rd day of December. A. D.. 1917,
unless redeemed heretofore.
Dated this 18th day of August A. ID.
f. G. PALMER,
Treasurer OF said Gunnison County.
First Publication Aug. ~. 1917.
Last Publication Aug. 81. 1917.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
COUNTY TREAsuRER's NOTICE

The Glover Mountain Consolidated
Mining Co.. and to all persons having
an interest or title of record in or to
the land hereinafter described:
Notice Is hereby given that on the
10th dny OF November A. ID. 1903. tho
following described property, situate
in the County of Gunnison and State of
Colorado. to-wit:
Bill Short Lode Mining Claim, Sur
vey No. 1874, situate in Tomichi MIN
ing District was sold for the de1in-
quent taxes for the year 1908 and pur-
chased by Gunnison County. Colo;
That said premises were taxed for said
year 1908 In the name OF Clover Noun
tain Consolidated Mining Co;
That the said Gunnison County by
day Of August. 1917. duly assign the
sued by the County Treasurer. to said
Gunninon County for above sale. to
J. v. Shepard, who hath made request
upon the Treasurer of said County for
notification. as provided by the Law
OF 1906 in order that he may become
entitled to tax deed on said certin-
cate for said year. ~,
That the time OF redemption Of said
real estate from such tax sale Will ex-
pire on the LIST day of December A. ID.
1917. and tax deed will issue therefor
on the 3rd day of December, A. D., 1877.
unless redeemed Heretofore.
Dated this 14th day Of August A. ID.
e. C. PALMER,
Treasurer of said Gunnison County,
First Publication Aug. u. 1917.
Last Publication Aug. 81. 1917.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
COUNTY rREAsuREn,s NOTICE


To Homer T. Engle and to all persons
having an interest or title of record In
or to the land hereinafter described.
Notice Is hereby given that On the
14th day Of November A. d. 1914, the
following described property. situate
in the County Of Gunnison and State of
Colorado. to-wit: ~
Contact and Crystal Lode MininIg gsnIg
situate in Elk Mountain District, was
sold for the delinquent taxes for the
year 1918 and purchased by Gunnison
That said premises were taxed for said
year 1918. and purchased by Gunnison
That said premises were taxed for said
year 1913 In the name of Homer T.
That the said Gunnison County. by
It's County Treasurer did on the 23rd
day OF March. 1917, duly assign the
certificates Of purchase. which were
issued by the County Treasurer, to
said Gunnison County for above sale.
to William H. Runnoe. who hath made
request upon the Treasurer Of said
the Law of 1905. In order that he may
become entitled to a tax deed on Said
certificates for said year.
That the time of redemption of said
real estate from such tax sale will ex-
pire on the LIST day Of December A. D.
1917. and a tax deed will Issue therefor
on the 3rd day of December. A. D.
Dated this 18th day Of August A. D.
1917.
Treasurer of said Gunnison County
F.Ist PsSI,.s,,aI PISlisstion Avg Avg T. 1917
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
TRUTH UNADoRNED
Exchange:

Exchange:
An editor lis a man who sells so.u
by the year instead of by the cake.
he runs newspaper. in which he lies
about the looks Of the bride, the fit
ness Of the candidate, the virtues of
corpses. The things he tells the truth
about are the things he leaves out.
Newspapers are supposed to run, but
many of them are barely able to walk,
due to too much riding by the free
space grafters, and too much carrying
by wholesale houses. The popular be-
lief is that an editor cannot live un-
less his subscribers pay up. That is
probably why they do not pay up. The
most successful editors are not the
ones who get the most out of the
business, but the ones who get out of
the business. Many an editor has
made good money out of the news
paper business, if entirely out. What
the public seems to want an editor to
make is haste, not money. The news
paper is not so much Of profession
as habit. If the habit is not broken
in time, the editor will be. After the
editors, the paper manufacturers
make the most money out of the news
paper business. And it would be
much better for the newspaper busi-
ness if the paper manufacturers were
not after the editors. One of the sad
dest things in an editors life is that
ne has to help keep the paper manu-
facturers from starving to death. Edi-
tors are said to mold opinion. We
have often wondered why public opin-
ion was so mouldy. Most public men
are made by newspapers, which is one
OF the greatest objections to newspa-
pers. The freedom of the press is
one of the greatest heritages left to
US by the fathers who founded our re-
public, but the freedom of the presses
is badly clogged by mortgages, adver-
tising contracts and other attach
ments. Real editors have to be born.
For that matter, however, so do other
people. An editor never knows before
he goes into the business what he
knows after he gets in. If he did he
would not get in. That is why an edi-
tor.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
COUNTY. rREAsURER.s NOTICE

To Daniel Webster and to all per-
sons having an interest or title of rec
ord In or to the land hereinafter de-
Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day OF November \. d. 1914, the
following described property, situate
oG.GafaS Und. ssESt @Ex Of sw4. Sec. a.. Twp.
Una s%A of sEx. Sec. "a. Twp.
und VI wiz Of sW1 of swH. Sec.
q gpd e = E OF sEA. Sec. rs. TWP.
was sold for the delinquent taxes for
the year 1913 and purchased by Gunni-
son County. Colorado:
year 1918 IN the name Of Daniei Web
That the said Gunnison County BY
day p q October. isi5. % duly % a.sisn hs the tse
certificate OF purchase. which was la
sued by the County Treasurer, to said
Gunnison County for above sale. te W:
did on the ilth day Of April. 1915. duIy
to him by Gunnlson County to W. ID.
the treasurer OF said COUNTY tor mott
hcation. ~ provided by the Law sof
1905. In order that he may become en-
titled 70 tax deed on said certificate
That tke time OF redemption Of said
real estate from such tax sale Will ex-
pire ON the LIST day. Of December A. u.
on the Srd day Of December A D. ISL.
unless redeemed Heretofore.
Dated this llth day OF August A. d
e. q. PALMER.
Treasurcr of sai1 Gunnison County
First PyHstcation Ang. l5. 1917:
Last Publteatioa Aug. 81. 1917.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
The Gunnison Hardware Co.

locality, than is seen at the present
time. OF the six mines now operating,
every one is working to full capacity
when they have a sufficient number
of men to do so.
There appears to be greater de-
mand for hard coal than ever known
and the three hard coal properties are
swamped with orders. The Smith
Anthracite and Peanut hard coal
mines have only been making small
production for the past sixty days on
account of machinery repairs which
are now nearly completed, and from
now on they will be able to double the
tonnage. Both of these properties
have recently encountered better
grades of coal in their entries and
thicker veins Of cleaner coal than had
nearer the surface.
The C. F. & l. company is operat-
ing the Floresta Ruby anthracite to
full capacity where the men are OBJ
tainable to do this and the company
is also opening a new hard coal mine
just outside the town limits which
will require a breaker for crushing
and sizing the mine product. It is un-
derstood that the company will likely
bring the Ruby mine product direct
from the mine to this new breaker
when completed which will save the
operating of two breakers.
OF the three soft coal mines work
ing, the C. F. & l. company's pro-
perty is making large output of the
best steam coal and coke produced in
the world, much of which will find its
way to the Pacific coast, whenever the
D. & r. G. railroad standardizes its
tracks from Crested Butte to Mont
rose, which will enable the company
to deliver the coal to any point on the
coast without transfer.
The Bulkley and Pueblo soft coal
properties are maintaining their usual
output and working every day. From
sixty to ninety cars of coal and coke
are daily loaded out from Crested
Butte, some Of which is billed as far
east as Missouri river points and
portion west to Pacific shores. The
present pay rolls of the several coal
mines operating here is about forty
thousand dollars per month, this is
expected to reach fifty thousand be-
fore the years end.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
KANSAS CITY MARKETS

Cattle received today $4,000 head,
market strong to Is higher on steers,
top sl4, Is to 25 higher on cows and
stockers and feeders, 25 to SO higher
on calves. Hog supply was 1000, mar
ket 20 to 80 higher, top $17.35. Sheep
and lambs today 1000, Utah lambs
$3.50.
Beef Cattle
Various lots of prime steers sold
at sl4. The right kind would bring
$14.25. Grass steers sold 10 to Is
higher, weighty steers mostly at s1O.-
80 to $3.50, tops at s13.35, for win
tered steers. Oklahoma steers sold
at 1926 to s11.75, including quaran-
tines weighing 1046 lbs.at s11.O0.
The first train of Western Slope Colo
radios arrived, IL cars, from Debeque,
Colo, 1927 lbs. average, at $1O.75.
Cows were 15 to 25 higher, car
load early to an outside buyer at
$40, not extra fat. Calves made big
advance, top veaIs $12.25.
otOCheI8 anu eeOeTB
Stock steers at $3.50 today were
called $1.5O higher than two weeks
ago. A feature sale today was 400
well bred Hereford stock calves from
Western Kansas, 375 lbs, at 1885.
Feeding steers weighing 1925 lbs.
brought $11.25. 1t was a good mar
ket on all classes from the country.
Hogs
Hogs are skyrocketing in the last
week, and nobody dares say where the
advance will stop. A week ago the
limit was put at SIT. Now people are
talking $50. Heavy hogs brought ST.
35, medium weight hogs sold up to
SIPS. light hogs $17.10, pigs $13 to
s14.50, immune stock hogs at SIS to
SIG. Apparently nothing is being
sacrificed, and demand for immune
stock hogs at the plants around the
stock yards is very good, market up
to so cents from Friday. Recent rains
are making some hopeless looking
corn fields look much better and If
frost holds of the crop will be much
larger than prospects indicated two
weeks ago.
Sheep and Lambs
The market advanced dollar or
more after the middle of last week,
and is Is to ~ higher today. Five
cars Of lambs from Joseph Peery,
Ogden, Utah, first Of the season from
Utah, sold straight at $3.50, 68 lbs.
average. Native lambs sold up to
s15.16; and feeding lambs are worth
practically as much as fat lambs.
Prime handy weight ewes would
bring SO from killers, but most Of
the ewes go as breeders, up to $14.5O.
]. A. RICKART,
Market Correspondent.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
NOTICE 10 NON-REslDENT Or PRO-
BATE OF WILL
State OF Colorado ss. coun,y In rs Sour..
County Of 0unnisoni In Prohnte


State OF Colorado IS. County In rs Sour..
County OF Gunnisonj In Probate
The People of the State of Colorado
to Mary Ellen Gavin. James Bingham.
and Alfred Bingham. Nom Resident
Heirs at Law Of J. w. Bingham. De-
ceased. Greeting:
pear TO the County Court of Gunnison
County. in the State of Colorado. that
you. the said Mary Ellen Gavin is Q
legatee and heir at law. and James
Bingham and Alfred Bingham are heir:
at law of J. w. Bingham. deceased. and
that you and each of you are non-resi-
dents Of the State of Colorado.
Now, Therefore. In accordance with
the provisions of the statute in such
case made and provided. and by order
of Court duly made and entered. you
are hereby notified that an instrument
of writing purporting to be the last
will and testament of the said ]. w.
Bingham. deceased. was presented to
said Court for probate on the 21st day
OF June. A. ID. 1917. by John Schuttler.
residing at Pitlkin. In the State of Colo
rado; that the said decedent was. at
the time of his decease. a resident OF
PitlSin. in the State of Colorado; that
the said decedent. according to the
said alleged will devised and bequeath-
ed his property in the words and fig-
ures following. to-wit:
Il give devise and bequeath to my
sister Mrs. Mary Ellen Gavin of Alvin.
Ill. all money and Bonds that may be
possessed of. and to Louis Linn of Pit
kin Colo. my one half tis) interest In
Lots ~ and 46 3rd Ave. Laveta addition
to the town of Pitkin. also my one half
(is) interest in the Silver Plume Sur.
No. 1864. Pawnee and Sioux Sur. Nos.
1926. and my one-ffth G-5) interest
in the Peerless Sur. No. 8220. all lode
mining claims situate In Quartz Creek
Mining District Gunnison Co. Colo. and
to their heirs and assigns foreverI
You Are Hereby Notified To be and
appear before said Court at the County
Court Room in the Court House in Gum
nison, In the County of Gunnison. In
the State OF Colorado. on the 9th day
of August, A. ID. 1917. then and there
to attend the hearing on the probate
of the said alleged last will and testa-
ment OF the said J. w. Bingham. de-
ceased, and further to do and perform
what shall then. by the said Court. be
required and adJudged.
In Witness whereof. have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal Of
said Court at my office in Gunnison. in
said County. this 25th day Of July. A.
d. 1917.
CLIFFORD II. STONE.
(SEAL) Judge and Acting Clerk.
First. publication July q. 1917.
Last publication Aug. II. 1917.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
ARRIVALS At wAUNITA HOT
SPRINGS

Miss Anna Riley. Gunnison
MI.. MTs. Mary kilsy Rllison; 15nIsnn Gnnnison
Mrs. Rebecca King. Eckert
Mrs. W. II. Mcneil, Gunnison.
Mrs. +. G. Beauvals. Gunnison.
Jas. Ball. Canon City.
4. ii. Emerson. Hastings. Fla.
Mr. and Mrs. G. +. Smith. Sanford
Florida.
Mrs. Geo; Farlee. Bowerman.
Elizabeth r.. Stone. Ouray.
s. f. Land, Denver.
David Walker. Gunnison.
Robt F. Rockwell and family. Pa
onia-
Robt. Il. Rockwell, Denver.
Bud Andrew. Gunnison.
{. Hazelhurst, Gunnison.
Eora m Curtis; Curt G1nnIs9n
Emms EaShsl Wiiiams WMiiA,llsser;w SMi,hit;Spine-
Cecil V. Downey. Gunnison.
Norma Collins. Gunnison.
Colonel Mckee. Gunnison:
John J. Degis and family. Granheid
Mr. NJ cIsasf w 4. fIss assh.:. GnPnssH aannl.on.
Il. Hughes, Gunnison.
May Hughes. Gunnison.
Theo Donell. Rifle. Colo.
Clowds N. Dorreli.. Doyicviiie.
Mary Blanch, Doyleville.
T.. Leonard, Doyleville.
o. Mcdowell. Gunnison.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. II. Davis. Cedaredge
4; Miller. Crested Butte.
Elizabeth Nourse. Gunnison.
Miliss Pingree. Gunnison.
l. j. Baker, Sapinero.
Clarence Osborn. SapInero.
Mrs. Maggie Creighton, Washington.
Kansas.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. J. Creighton. WASH
+. +. Creighton. Hanover. Kansas.
J. L. Scoby, Parlins.
o. Scoby, Parlins.
II. II. Briggs. Parlins.
i. Marley, Parlins.
Lee Stanley. Parlins.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Teeslink and Paul,
Gunnison.
Joe Reiss, Gunnfson.
Nelvina Hyick. Gunnison.
Katherine Sievers. Gunnison.
Mrs. A. c. Matthew'S, Gunnison
T. Il. Gilbert. Fox. Fla.
Chas. F. Haskins. Sanford, Fla.
r. H. Emerson, Hastfng, Fla.
@. F. Smith. Sanford, Fla.
J. c. McEven, Pitkin.
Herbert Hezlep. Grand Junction.
Jas. Nc 3. Hexlep. Grand Junction.
Elizabeth Hezlep. Grand Junction.
Rose Litz, Grand Junction.
Mrs. N. Mcmahon, Whitepine, Colo.
Kansas City Stock Yards, Aug. 13.
Gunnison news-champion., 1917-08-17
NY AUTO. tbs OF THEE

North Fork Times:
Ny auto. It's Of thee,
Short cut to poverty,
OF thee l chant
! blew a pile Of dough
On you two years ago,
Now you refuse to 20,
Or won't or can't.
Through town and countryside,
You were my joy and pride:
A happy day.
l loved the gaudy hue,
Thy four white tires so new,
Now down and out for true,
In every way.
To thee old rattle box,
Came many bumps and knocks,
For thee l grieve.
Badly thy top is torn.
Prayed are thy seats and worn,
A cough affects thy horn,
do believe.
Thy perfume swells the breeze,
While good folks cough and sneeze,
As We pass by.
l paid for thee price,
'Twould buy mansion twice,
Now all are yelling "ice";
! wonder why.
Thy motor has the grippe,
Thy spark plug has the pip,
And woe is thine.
/ too, have suffered chills,
Ague and kindred ills,
Trying to pay my bills,
Since thou vert mine.
Gone is my bank roll now,
No more "twould choke the cow"
As once before.
Yet if had the men,
So help me John-amen,
I'd buy car again,
And speed some more.
Anonymous.