New Britain herald., 1917-06-27

OEaA Pruphecy.
 pocket with a safety pin. He evident ly believes in Safety First
 Bernard (Pigeon) Con1ey and James fJimmer) Grove are coaching the New Britain High school in football and baseball respectively Coach Conley is busy promising sweaters to the members of tae team and says that they will be given sweaters n good as the ones his team got when he was captain. Coach Croweels busy patching up the baseball pants for the coming baseball season. It's pretty solemn work for they're all .'holey." @
 Bill Cullen has government posi- ton now. He was appointed truAnt ofYlcer of the New Britain high school and while he is not out look ing for truants, you can easily Ind him paftaking of a few "nutty'' sun- daes and ''asl'' Wednesdays in Clark q Brainerd's.
 Love Me, and the World h Mine. !" It's funny that, Lottie Trader slways selects this song when she has coaii- pany evenings. Bear, in mind. friends. that three is . crowd.
 ,"rrain for Elmwood. Newington. and Ha-a-a-r-t-f-o-r-d. Leave no articles in the car" You can hear this familiar voice at the local depot and you will easily recognize 1t as be- longing to our old friend. Oscar Carlson Oscar always felt an in clination to be a train announcer and now that he has what he wants, he's eFyl 1,@ sxp Ha2 2a job is that he doesn't begin work un- til noontime.
 Irene Loo1nis has struck 1t rich! No. not in wealth,-in cornpanionship. Irene is selling periodicals and news papers for the N. r., N. H. G Fl. R. R.. Co.,, in a booth in the local depot and is kept busy. by Oscars aueriea- Her favorite phrase is "Oh Oscar. what are you trying to do, kid me?''
 Arthur Peterson has followed his calling and is perfectly satisfied. Nov he can play pool all day long without paying . single penny, Tn fact Arthur Is practising up for the New England billiard champtonship and If he wins. he promises to blow" % naturally, we would want him to win. What used to be Murphy's pool room is how Petersonss
 Here comes the bridsi Why. it's Helen Eaton. See her blush! And the brtdegfoom-why. it.s our friend the salesman And the minister. By lingo. it's Cyril Sullivan. How he has changed Freckles have gons and . beard has taken their place. Now don't be alarmed. friends. that the bridegroom hasn't the ring. You see, he sells them.
 '.Kiesewetter." the name sounds familiar, doesn't 1t? Well. the real truth is. ate that yesterday. 'Eiese- wetter cheese has just taken the place of Limburger and Is finding favor not only with the Germans but with others as we'll. Tn short, 1t Is . uni- versal cheese. Miss Bertha Kiesewet- ter is responsible for this remarkable new. cheese, and her deicateseen store on Arch St. does thriving business.
 Miss Viola Nelson and Irene Sulii- van have joined forces and have opened up an artists studio on Main street Among their models is Ger trude Luddy, whose portrait very re- gently appeared on the cover of cold cream lad" whose eye catcher Is .'You will soon learn to love me- = About fifty High school students have applied for the job as janitor. "Rip Van Wrinkle" never had any, thing on Howard Loomis. Why ?'' you ask. We'll, you see. Howard is testing beds for the National Spring Bed company.
 Matilda Zimmerman Is helping her father sell Chandler cars and is also , demonstrating. Matilda guarantees to show good-looking chappies how to drive in one day. No wonder the chappies hold aloof from "Matty.' Strikes me as though they are afraid she'll steer them around.
 Dorothy Zimmerman Is with the , Elongated Show of 1917, which Is ap- bearing at the Winter Garden. Dot ] and Mrs. Vernon Castle look so much alike they are hard to distinguish from one another. Her face Is her fortune. Just like John Bunny in everything l except stature.
 Advice to the Lovelorn," Yes, she ! is regular Beatrice Fairfax style now. We all wonder where Abbie Dawson has picked up 60 much knowledge on this worthy subject. Her latest advice l. to love stricken girls is "Never tell your secrets before horses. for they ! carry tales (tails.)
 | 5, Au1O zIW4SUSlnOlCI 10 QEASdSS SSSAN- l tary to Skipper odin, manager of the l Globe Clothing House. How Skip manages to get away with the job is l beyond us. Lulu also serves as . 1 dancing teacher; for a few hours a day are spent rehearsing new steps
 in the private office.
 Of course you all know Ruby John son, the human talking machine. but do you all know what she is doing l We'll, during the day Ruby is bool,
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