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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
OUCH. LUMBAGO!
RUB PAINS FROM
SORE, LAME BACK
Rub Backache away with small trial
bottle or old, penetrating
"St. Jacobs OIL"

Back hurt YOU? Can't straighten
up without feeling sudden pains, sharp
aches and twiugcs! Now listen! That s
lumbago, sciatica or maybe from q
strain, aud YOU n get relief the moment
YOU rub your back with soothing, pene-
trating est. Jacob 3 Oil" Nothing
else takes out soreness, lamencss and
stiffness SO quickly. You simply rub
il on your back and ont comes the pain.
II IS harmless aud doesn't burn the
skin.
Timber up Don't suffer- Get q
small trial bottle of old, honest est.
Jacob - On' from any drug store, and
after using it just once, you il forget
that YOU ever had backachc, lumbago
or sciatica, because your back will
never hurt or cause any more misery. II
never disappoints and has been recon.
mcndcd for 90 years.-Advt.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
4 RAW, SORE throat
Eases Quickly When You Apply
a Little Musterole

And Musterole won't blister like the
old-fashioncd mustard plaster. lust
spread it On with yoar fingers. 1t pene-
trates to the sore spot with a gentle
Jingle, loosens the congestion and draws
ont the soreness and pain.
Mustcrole is a clean, white ointment
made with oil OF mustard. It is fine for
quick relief for sore throat, bronchitis,
ton5llins, Group, stiff neck, asthma, nett
ralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisv,
rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches of
the back or joints, Sprains, sore muscles,
bruises, ohilblains, frosted feet, colds on
the chest Git often prevents pneurnonial
Nothing like Musterole for croupy chill
dren Keep it handy for instant use.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03

Carl Wright has gone to Boston for
medical treatment.
George Williams was in White River
Junction Thursday on business.
Miss Louise Abbott of Rutland was
a guest of Mrs. Curtis the past week.
Jerry Shattuck has been i'll a week
and Clarence Pratt carries the mail.
Miss Barbour of Hartland visited her
sister last week and attended the play:
Frank Davis has gone to Springfield
to visit his daughter, Mrs. Abbott Da-
Wis
Fred Hall of Manchester visited his
son and other friends the last OF the
week.
Miss Hazel Richardson of Chester
was a guest Of A. Il. Waite Thursday
and Friday.
Mrs. Buttner has gone to Hartland
to visit her parents. Miss Nola West
Inc is working there during her alb
scnce
Clyde Wright has returned to Bangor
Me- Mrs. Wright and daughter re
turned viii him. They have closed the
market for the winter
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
WESTMINSTER.
Funeral of Walter Johnson.

The funeral of Walter johnson was
held at the house Saturday afternoon
Rev. Mr.. Conrad of Keene officiating.
The funeral was largely attended, not
only by the townspeople, but by many
from Walpole and Bellows Falls. A
quartet from Walpole, n. H., sang Lead,
Kindly Light, and Abide with Me. Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Metcalf, Fred Booth and
Mrs. A. r. Davis, all friends of Mr.. and
Mrs. Johnson. We're the singers. Beau
tiful floral offerings from the different
organizations of which Mr.. Johnson
was n member and from the Bible class
and Ladies' Aid society were given as
Il token of the esteem in which both
Mr.. and Mrs. johnson were held
The home life of Mr.. and Mrs. John
son centred around their little son, who
was his fathers constant companion
when at home. There is not q home in
Westminster that does not feel the
great loss of Mr.. Johnson, cut down in
the prime of life, when the future held
out such promise. Mr.. Johnson leaves
besides his wife and little son, a sister
Mrs Carl Adams of Keene, \. H., who
with her husband was present at the
funeral. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Sears
of Springfield, Mass, also were at tn,
funeral. Mrs. Sears is q sister of Mrs
Johnson.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
WARDSBORO CENTER.

Mrs. Mary Lamarche, who has been
i'll, is improving.
Mr., and Mrs. Frank Farnum visited
at n. l.. Sage's last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher spent Christ
mas with their daughter. Mrs. Pineo
and family.
Charles Dexter went to BrattlcborC
to the Memorial hospital Saturday t
undergo an Operation.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
Death OF Lyman Gale.

Lyman Gale died suddenly in the
home Of her brother. II. @. Gale. Mon
day morning. He had been in failing
health for some time and an attack of
grip brought on heart trouble which
caused his death. He would have
reached his 18th birthday anniversary
Jan. g. The funeral was held at the
house Wednesday at 10 a. m, with
burial in Chelmsford, Mass.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03

region of the spinal canal of the patient,
coming down with the disease and q
quantity Of fluid extracted. This is
replaced by the serum. Sometimes It is
necessary to make two treatments, a
slight reaction temperature following
the insertion.
The results in warding off paralysis
have been highly satisfactory, members
Of the board claim.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03

Rev. +. w. Wild is expected to be
gin his passionate in this place Jan. Z.
The Ladies Aid society held their
January meeting this week Wednesday
Mrs. Middleton and grandson, Ray
mond Smith. are spending a few days IN
keene, y. II.
w. s. Fem attended the Windham
county dairymen 5 meeting in Brattle-
boro Saturday.
Miss Marian Nutting has been spend
ing few days with friends in Win
chester, Mass.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. II. Walker left
Wednesday. Jan. ,. for Orlando, Flor
ida, to spend the winter.
Mrs. Walter Twitchell returned Sat
urdav from 10-days visit witt
friends in Boston and vicinity.
Herbert Metcalf, Oldest son of Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Mctealf, is slowly re
covering from a serious operation OF
his throat
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

c. R. AIDRIoH, M. D, Houf. $50 to
i66#B. &.Hv WORK % speciality.
G. r. ANDERSON. Surgeon and Physician.
Surgery "a speciality. ONCE and residence
Brooks House. ig- Main So. Hours. until 10
ID. M % $50. and % y. m. Phone 10
DIR. GRACE W. BURNETT, Physician and
hours. $50 % $50 20. me- 100 To . 80, and
Z 70 p. m. Telephone. 7tt-W.
DIR. II. p, GREENE. Physician and Surgeon.
Ofhrr. Bank block. lluJIe. $50 o. ln %. M.
j 10 %. uUd 90 p. o.. Residence, - Green
81 lti'pH'h' connexions "
DIR. @. b. HUNTER uGec At residence,
West nrattsLuIp Hours = Co . fl. u-. / 90
2. ahd 40 70 ( D. ~. Tc.gptgne. els
W. r. LANE, NJ D. M Main St. over
Perry store. Hour. L =. 3. 4nd e : 2.
Residence. Belmont Ave Phone. I-a.R.
DR.. Z. Il. LYNCH Surgeon. Office. Park
tidk rooms. j a"d Z. 'r.rrlants 10 oiht"
hours. until a. &c.,. tu H and : tu y. m;
Melr1sc hospital telephone COL . 60 30 s.. m.
Residence. 500 tluJl >'s telephone, III.
snndgys by agpo.umg-- only.
DR.. A. I. MILLER, lloobcr block, Hratuc.
t9ro. Omrc huJrs. : 10 Z, ] - =. $50 U >.
W r. MOVES, NJ. d, Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat. Or T., i1 D. wednesday ana
SATURDAY evenings. plhDr hours amt SUNDAY IS
hf appointment Appointments Tor elu-s's Ut
tuss made hy mail or phone, American Bldg.
L. L. TRACY. NJ d. omsc and residence.
alt Main ST. Hours Co $50 O.. III, 1 20 9
and " $50 D.. NJ TeL. go. "
DR. HENRY TUCKER. Residence. II Grove
SITS telephone. "3s. ONcg. Leonard block.
Hour,. $50 % ., and 90 8. Telephone,
COW
DIR. II. l.. WATERMAN. Office. Abhatf Gldr.
llllot 81 brs. l.an-3. G50.s. Iol t2-N.
DIR. c. C. WHEELER, ostoopathic Physician.
la crosby block. once hours: TO te X g. NJ,
20 y. 500. Other hour, by appointment.
Telephone connections. Chestnut Hi.
3 Z. WHITE, NJ. d. General paeltiouerD
Office rooms. 4 aud q. Crosby block. Hours
90 % Co. u.. I 90 g. aud 90 D. m. Resi-.
doutc. go Grove -. Telephone. III.
L. D. RICHIE. v NJ D., Veterinary, Medi.
cal Doctor and Surgeon. pdee and hospital
~ flHr -. Fhnuc connections. open dag
NL hl-lLs
JORDAN & SON, optomotrists. / Elliot St
Specialist lu the correction ol defective Vi
sion Examination. % 10 ta %. M. 100 20 3 p
M SATURDAYS evenings, go p. Appointment
az your convenience. Inl. COS.
JOHN 4. GALE, Attorney at Law, Gulford
VI. Telephone a01W
IIAsRINs & sCHwENK. Attorneys and
Councillors AZ Law Bruttlcboro. Vt
FRANK L. BARBER. Attorney at Law
Room e. Crosby block iratilc1oro.
ROBERT G BACON. Attorney at Law
Wilder Building Bgat''rborn.
o. B. HUGHES, Lawyer, Telephone. 7a9.W
JAMES Il. IIELYAR. Surveyor and contgac.
ing Engineer. VOL j9l AZ
BARRowS co. Wholesale and Retail
Dealers IN Goals Of NIL kinds. Odice, 81 Mau
~. Brltlghoro,
BOND SON. Exclusive undertaking. Al
tomobilc service. Tel 2Gi.Ns
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-01-03

.s4~pT MacG ues-n~ sr:nvToeec 1H
rSts-enooi- Desi-n. 81 lat ave-
HoUSkWoRK.-2o. Arnas-ian: N.
iaC.iera.s wsaen~ SsSk. 40 Lexington
tisphons 720e Madison
JANITVIR German couple. children. IS yAa
c-rerience steam heSt, hot water. small r
rsis visses position. O srX%s 5i7 EA
SD st 81
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1917-08-24
Local and Personal Mention
"THE LONDON BUGLE ="

They are calling the single men from
the mines 10 the army. they are also
taking some of the "rollingpin and coffee
pot dodgers" 1t is hard to say which is
the worse-going to- Germany and facing
cannon balls or staying in DucktOwn and
facing black balls. Though a good mines
is like the old man, who got kicked by the
mules earthly parent-he goes on his way
through life broad minded enough 10 con-
slider the source, and sgmpathize with a
poor, selfish character that thinks his gar
ments are less spotless than his neighbors,
and who has standard reputation that can
not be built up or torn down.
Some of the boys threatened to have
Jack Bryson arrested for pushing. Tram
car and attempting to sweat. They said in
so doing he had violated the "bone dry
law. Jack has just returned from Kentucky
where he had Job in the alum mines. He
said he quit puckering good job
lake Clour and his brother Ed, who have
been away making crop, have returned
to London, to work for awhile. They say
there has been so much war talk that their
corn went down to shoot and never got up
again: the pumpkin vines ran' the potatoes
went under the hill, and the onions thought
strongly of leaving. but after all, their cab
bage came out ahead.
If any of you high faluting folks, think
think that the boys who work at Burra Bur
ra, London, Mcpherson and other mines
in the Basin are fools, stick around awhile
andget wise, We have a class of boys
from good schools. We don't consider 1t
any disgrace to work down in the bowels
of the earth pr anywhere else. We have
the type thatIs taken to defend the Ameri-
can flag and 4Ieir hats are off to no one
pitiful shrimp.
We are sorry to learn that we will have
no more compressed air as Uncle Sam will
have it all for his airships.
Blow GUN BILL.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1917-08-24
FATAL ACCIDENT.

Last Monday night, DR.. A. J. Quinn re-
ceived telegram stating that his brother,
Owen had been killed near Gallup, N. NJ,
in an automobile wreck.
After telegraphing instructions in regard
to the remains, Dr. Abe took the tram Tor
Gallup going by way of Atlanta.
We understand that the body will be
buried beside that of his brother, Charles,
at albuquerque, that being the wish of his
mother.
Oily short month ago, Owen Quinn
visited in Ducktown, the picture OF health
and vigorous manhood. Today ne lies
dead in far western town, away from
home and kindred.
The aged mother is again called. upon to
drink from the cup of sorrow, this being
the third boy to dia away from home
Death in this form is always harder TO bear
up under and may Almighty God comfort
her in this sore affection.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1917-08-24
NEVER HURT HIM.

East week, Eugene, the little son of Mr..
and Mrs. Chas. E. Taylor, fell from the
second story porch of their home to the
cement pavement below.
He was rushed to DR.. Kimsey's office
where an examination showed that outside
of bitten tongue, and few bruises, he
was unhurt. u
We congratulate the little fellow upon
his lucky escape and hope he will be more
careful in the future.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1917-08-24
SOLDIER BOYS HERE.

The following members of Co. A., Third
Regiment, spent the first part Of the week
with friends in Ducktown and vicinity: :,
Bugler Roxey Campbell. !
Will Wallace.
Will Brock.
Aug Mason.
Carl Long,
The boys wore their new uniforms and
attracted great deal of attention.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1917-08-24


few days, Tuesday.
One of the children of Ramon Sige is on
the sick list. this week.
Charley Emerson was here, Monday,
calling on our merchants.
C. W. Renwick, of the D. s., c. & l. Co.,
is back from a trip to New York.
VA Taylor is home from a visit to
Ceerga and points in Polk county.
Mrs Eman Spargo went to Elizabeth
town. Tuesday, to visit her mothea.
Judge Howe, of No 20 Copper Mine,
had business in VcKtown, Tuesday.
The night mail service was resumed,
Monday, for which patrons are thankful.
Quite amber OF Ducktown people at
tended church at Postelle, Saturday even
ing.
Chass. E. Taylor was in Benton, last
Saturday, and took that opportunity TO re-
gister.
TAYLOR Gaddes took Fidello Rymer to
OLoee, SUNDAY, where he will visit his son,
Horace.
Lum Beaver states that he is doing
fine business at Postelle. Big success to
you, Lum!
Rev. McGhee filled his regular appoint
ment here, and remained here for the rest
of the week.
Cal Woods, of Isabella, left, Wednesday,
for a trip through Kentucky, Ohio and
West Virginia.
The Morgantown Association will meet
at Epworth church today. Rev. Cults will
preac at IL o'clock.
The Polk County News has been sold to
C. M. Henderson. What the retiring ed
itor will do is not stated
J. W. Chancey is having cottage built
on the lots recently purchased from Mayer
Levi, of Rock Island, ILL.,
Peddler wagons do good business
here, never lacking for customers, no mat
ter what they have to SELL
Read our big offer in connection with
the Toledo Blade You don't have such
chance every day, SO get busy.
Frank Marshall, our attenuated barber,
went to Young Harris Ca, Monday, to see
his family which consists of wife.
They are canning stuff at the rate OF
$500 cans a week at the Ocoee Farm.
Watch for the Ocoee brand of goods when
put upon the market,
1t is said that the new breaker building
will be completed in six weeks and about
the same length of time will be needed to
install the machinery.
E. ]. Lock is at the service Of the public
desiring automobile service. Will go any
where, Calls answered promptly. Your
patronage will be appreciated. Phone No.
1874.
Miss Medley Taylor fell from truck en-
which she was riding to the Ooee Farm
and sustained some severe bruises She
had dropped her umbrella and jumped for
il while the car was in motion. DIR. L. +.
Kimsey attended her.
Eugene Whinnen, fresh from the wilds
OF Chile, South America, is again in the
Ducktown Basin and informs us that work IS
TO be started on the property of the Chat
tanooga Copper Co. He expects to move
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05
RESIGNS PLACE ON
TUBERCULOSIS BOARD
jonathan Godfrey Declines to Go Into
Details Regarding Resignation.

Jonathan Godfrey of Bridgeport has
sent in his resignation to Gov. Marcus
H. Holcomb as member of the stat
tuberculosis commission. The reSig-
nation is to take effect Immediately
and has been accepted by the governor
although no one has been appointed to
succeed Mr.. Godfrey. His term would
have expired, on July 1, 1919. Mr..
Godfrey declined to go into details re-
garding his resignation when asked
about it. He said he preferred that
the announcement should come from
the governors office. He said. how
ever, that the state of his health and
his other work made it impossible for
him to give up the time required for
the duties of tuberculosis commission
er.
The name of George 1. Allen, secre-
tary of the commission, has already
been mentioned as a possible successor
connected with the commission since
it was established and it was said at
the capitol that his long experience
in connection with the work of fight
ing the plague would make him an
ideal man for the place. The COM
missioners have admitted that he has
been one of the prime movers for a
broader field of work for the commits
sion itself and has done much to pro-
mote the efficiency of the state boa I'd.
The other members of the commission
are DR.. Stephen J. Maher of New Ha-~
ven and DR.. David Russell Lyman of
Wallin gfOrd.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05

public's, fundamental interest is not
promariIy in the rates it pays for
transportation, but in the welfare of
large body of it's own members;
NOTED by having on boards a major
ity of members representing the pub
lie.
The balloting closes, Tuesday, Jan
At the next meeting of the cham
Der, which will probably be held on
January 18th. this referendum will
come up for discussion.
Among the matters to be considered
at the fifth annual meeting of the
Chamber of Commerce of the United
States on January 81 and February
and will be the report of the
Committee on Daylight Saving says
The daylight hours can be saved, =
i. e., utilized to the best advantage
only by readjusting the hours of work
and recreation to which most of the
community have become accustomed
such a way that these hours will
contain maximum of sunlight. There
is no suggestion that the hours of
work be either heightened or shortened.
The hours of our daily life have be-
come somewhat out of keeping with
the hours of daylight and we have
sacrificed the sunlight which might be
utilized for recreation and other leis-
ure activities at the end of the work
day. In ancient times, and even with
in rather recent times, the workday
generally began much earlier than at
present, and the evening meal usually
came at an hour of daylight through
out the year. Development of i'm
proved illuminenants probably had its
part in changing our habits; at present
we sleep through many hours of day
light in the morning, begin our con-
scious day late according to sun time,
and during a good part of the year
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05
NoANk SHIPYARD FORCE
NOW NUMBERS $50
Wire Rigging is Now Being Installed
On the DoverfieId

The firm which has been employed
in the Palmer shipyard for the past
year or more has done all the archi-
tectural work at the plant, returned
to New York this week. There is no
more work for the firm at the plant
and it is rumored that lack of funds
is preventing progress of the design
ing work commenced for the new of
flee buildings at Groton.
Work is being carried as usual,
some new men arriving in the last
few days, bringing the working force
at present above $50. A lot of wire
rigging is being installed on the
Doverfeld, the barge built over into
six master schooner for lumber
freighting between Halifax and Liver
pool and work on her is being hur-
ried to the capacity of the plant as
she is already under charter
Work on the new five master
schooner building fir PendIeton Bros.
is slow at present, not many men be-
ing engaged on her.
Steamers Mohawk and Greenport
are being rebuilt into barges and the
has been competed.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05

have our evening meal and our peri
cd of recreation and leisure after
nightfall. In effect we throw away
daylight and substitute for it artificial
heat and light which are but inferior
derivatives of the sunlight we thought
lessly discard.
The amount of daylight which we do
not now utilize cannot be precisely
| stated because the hours of daylight
not only vary with the seasons but
| they differ by as much as an hour in
the same day in the northern part of
the country and the southern, and they
iengthen as altitude above sea level in
creaSeS. Whatever the part of the
| country, however, the morning work
period begins late that the work
period which follows luncheon cannot
have as much sunlight as occurs be-
fore noon, and in many cases ends in
darkness during an important part of
the year.
The Significance of these facts ap-
pears when we recall that in midsum-
mer. if the work day begins at a.
m. and ends at m, almost five
hours of sunlight have passed before
the workday begins and but two and
a half remain after its close. Thus,
four hours of sunlight are used in the
morning for sleep and for the "transi-
ton from bed to street" The period
at the end of the day. with its great
value for development of human eff
hciency ,encoura cement of human in
CercOurSe, ana improvement OF social
relations. falls partly under artificial
light even in the most favorable sea-
son of the year, and at other seasons
comes altogether after nightfall. If
the workday ends at six, the results
are still more undesirable, SUISSE
quent hours of daylight are shortened
and moreover in a portion of the year
the end of the workday, when work
ers in all occupations are most weary
and most need favorable conditions,
is reached under artificial light.
AS European cuntrieS generally
moved the clock forward hour
during the past summer, and will
do likewise next summer, the differ
ence between the business day in Eu-
rope and in the United States will
be further accentuated unless action
is taken in the United States. 1t
would seem an anachronism that, al
though we have decised means for in
Simultaneous communication with Eu-
rope, we should continue to have our
business day so. much later than the
European business day as to impede
our financial and commercial trans
action, especially at a time when our
relations with Europe have taken on
greatly enlarged Importance.
With these circumstances in mind, |
clocks in the United States should be
standard" time.
The greatest amount of daylight
now untitled in our active hours
comes between the equinox in March |
and the equinox in September. Ac-
cordingly, the proposal would confer |
it's greatest advantages between these |
dates.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05
SodaIity Observes 37th Anniversary
Minstrel Show, Vocal Selections, Addresses and Chossder
Were Features of the Evening Representative William
c. Fox of New London and Health Officer E. J. Brophy
the Speakers Programme

Featured by a minstrel show, ad-
dresses by Representative William G.
Fox of New London and Health Off
Ger Edward ]. Brophy of this city,
vocal selections and an excellent oys-
ter chowder, the 37th anniversary of
ST. Joseph's Sodality was held Thurs
day evening in the Sodality rooms on
Shetucket street. The evening as a
Whole.waS most successful and the
committee in charge are to be COM
plimented on the success attained by
their efforts.
At about $50 o'clock the seventy
Eve or more present sat down to one
of Zabrislde's oyster chowders and
they made short work of the excellent
menu provided. The wants of the in
ner man satisfied, Representative Will
liam G. Fox of New London was in
troduced. Representative Fox gave a
very interesting talk on Liberty and
was heartily applauded at the conclu-
sion of his address. Then followed q
solo, Turn Back the Universe by Jo-
seph Sheridan.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1917-01-05
AlkaH Makes Soap
Bad for Washing Hair

Most soaps and prepared shampoos
contain too much alkali, which is very
Injurious as it dries the scalp and
makes the hair brittle.
The best thing to use 10 just plain
rnulsif1ed cocoanut oil, for this is pure
and entirely greaseless. It's very
cheap and beats the most expensive
soaps or anything else all to pieces.
You can get this at any drug store,
and a few ounces will last the whole
family for months
Simply rnoisten the hair with water
and rub it in, about a teaspoonful is
all that is required. 1t MAKES an
abundance of rich, creamy lather,
cleanses thoroughly, and rinses out
easily. The hair dries quickly and
evenly, and is soft, fresh. looking,
bright, fluffy, wavy and easy to handle.
Besides, it loosens and takes out
every particle of dust, dirt and dan
drIIff