Arizona republican., 1917-10-28


 Must sacrifice; bargain for s95. Worth four times that price. 1145 E. Port land St. Il
 WE ALL HAVE TROUBLE Its annoying, eh! How we do love to glide along peacefully, and like a bark on smooth water, with wind and wave favorable, sail joyously to port, enervated and invigorated by the pow CTS which nature bestows. We'll l have no bark, boat, compass, or gulde, so must buck in, and weild the oar of resistance, that 1 may procure suste- nance on which to exist. Youse feliers, don't treat me right 1 go off, buy goods, and ship them here for your comfort with no regard for my @ gain, and you invest not, N You treat me like a host of you treat our govern ment which has given you the chance for investment, in lieu of taxation, and your lncomprehensive brain IS not ex- pansive enough to see the difference. Lord, what fools we mortals be- Descending from a long tailed monkey, too proud man, the image of his mak- er' we scorn conditions, and long for the primitive state that we may grasp the spinal appendix. which reaching to the cavity from which speech elnin- ates, and food decimates. hie to a quiet tree branch, and suck the tip thereof in adolent idleness and lazy stupOr. Wake up. Embrace oppor- tunities. Be man, come to Ford. He's like Shylocks Judge, "a most wise and upright man." CD Think not? Aha you hold the spear of malice. It will. like the point of a hoop snakes tail, that, when he rolls rapidly pierces the first obstacle, which being q tree, holds him fast unto death. Here's advice: Keep that tongue and that tail in con trol but above all patronize Ford.
 HERE'S BARGAINS
 An Electric Hair Dryer, S15.
 Remington $500 new typewriter and adder, the very latest design, s100.
 Check Protector, cost $35-$10.
 Gilt mirror, a beautiful, useful or nament, cost $50. pl:ce SIS. Paintings on sides.
 4 $250 dining, full set; wicker bot tom chairs, fumed oak, sl00.-Will sell table and chairs far >5O.
 Crocker dining set. $40 Lovely.
 Leather seated dining chairs, cheap. Leather rockers, plush rockers, oak or mahogany, maple or ash. all prices. The $35 brass beds are $14.
 The SIP springs are S6.
 The new mattresses are $7.
 The second hand mattresses, g up. Secondhand springs, $1 up. Roll top desks, $S up.
 Beautiful dressers, in all woods An elegant, assortment.
 Chiffoniers, buffets, commodes, cheap. An extensive lot.
 %al- off their hats. 100 rugs now on sale Ingrain Krex, Fibre, Brussels, Axmin- ster Wilton Velvet, or any brand or de- sign you want, all fumigated; some new. The price is 30 to 30 cents on the dollar
 Nice little steam table S20, with all enamel pots.
 Steam drum, range drum for les- taurant.
 Distillate stove, tank and burner.
 Corn sheller, bone crusher, grain grinder
 Baby buggies and child's carts. cheap. Guns, pistols and cartridges. Stocks of blankets and quilts. I can furnish complete for you. in good style, 30 rooms. 1 can fun hish your home from cellar to garret, and
 
 cheaper than you ever dreamed uf. l have just bought a $500 gas line 1 plant for making gas to cook and light house. It is almost new, and ,ar- anteed. Price $100.
 For your hay loft I have a track roller fork, $S.
 1 Here's today's purchase: 25 cabinet | wood clamps; 10 full sets cabinet toois Lot cork linoleum. A swinging electric sidewalk sign, Lodgings and Roolns,' cost $50; price $40. More handsome rugs. The loveliest S-foot dining table you ever saw. A buffet, cost $10O; ma l hogany, $50. Refrigerators, cots, brass beds, electric fans, and some new rifles shotguns, swords, plug hats (new)- electric percolator and a whole house. hold of elegant furniture.-"Oh, man. ma," exclaimed little girl, does Dod 1 bring MT. Ford all these nice things?' 1 1 tell you he helps me out wonderfully If you want to fit up a restaurant come to me; or q drinking outfit, come
 Heating, oil, gas, wooc, coal, cooking any kind you want. Come. | Bookcases, wardrobes china closets kitchen cabinets, rerrigerators-Pn 1 your man.
 Books on History, loads of Encyclo- ! pedias, Fiction, Law, Medical-Stack. of 'em.
 To fit an office, l can show the req i stuff.
 Fine mantel frame, with glass, cos s75; price s2O.
 Typewriters s5 up. Monographs 5; up. Reels and rolls for sale. Plent, on hand and they are good
 $500 Pianola, elegant, $50. ! A Fischer piano, good $50. | In. sewing machines l lead Fifty t, choose from. Any make or price Jus received a S1c0 new Cabinet Singer Perfectly grand, $40.
 Want some plate glass, show eases doors, windows, shades?
 What do you want? Ford has it.
 Phone 1776