The Detroit times., 1917-01-08

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a psfrio'Ic Junk collector has "a iisht
aaE pole matted Ia corner of hts
cart with the american hyg nut
t'ring az the top, Just as - does
"The Iabor~r has all the best OF ~
these days" said the poor. young
clerk HE can live iu the Kitten
en- wear uvernlls. has no appear
aures a. keep up and gets good pay
bcsidcs
These houses npd stores all buiit on
the slant give me a. queer feeling"
said the stranger "a he sat look
Ing out ~ the window 81 =
trntint ave. car The men who laid
out Detroit had some funny IDEAS.
AMY. hut the Polish children mus, he
s~fuiiy smart" said . woman To
her friend a. they rode on tho
trosstoWn car. dust fancy the
little things learning 10 spell their
own names
These foreign women have the r,.bt
Idea" said the man who never
makes both ends meet They
wear a nice. neat scarf that keeps
ihcif heads warm and won't blow
on Nv wife SAYS YOU can't buy "A
hat for less than $40. and she was
la great CLEO when she got one
"Did sou see the eclipse auer~d the
northender OF his neig hbor. "Mh atf
Ne get out of bed 20 see an
eclipse was the rather testy re-
ioindcr That's my idea 81 zero
IN entertainment. leave that
sort 81 thing 20 the professional
star. gazers."
"ob. look. Iook." exclaimed the New
York woman she drove along
fIf a u a. g.
asked her companion why there
are real clothes on "A real clothes
line. dldnt know such things
happened any more. 7 thought they
were all dried by cornpressed air.
or something. IN laundry"
The oId-faShIoned boy viii n shoe
polishing outnt over his shoulder
appeared on Grand River-ave.. near
HnElcy, Saturday and man
about town took shine for old
times sake. lie tossed the boy a
nickel Come on. mister. II can't
be done fr nickel these days.
Its "a dime" why dimeT ask
ed the sentimental Inan-about-
town. "Biackin's gone UP. It's on
account OF tn war"
BiE brother sent Little brother into
Grand River-s,e. barber shop and
told him - ask the barber for "A
feather edge" hair cut Little
Brother never heard OF Il before
and his face became long and ead
when the barber announced that,
ne was out % "fes Tiers but would
do the best he could Returning
home Little brother said to Big
Brother. They wuz out OF feath-
ers. but but. how do va think this
lOoks2"
The Michigan state Vegetable Grow
er-' association will hold a.. an
nnnl meeting In Hotel Tuller
Tuesday Onicers OF the organizs-
ton are A. y. Brown Grand
Rapids president: G. W. Waid
Lansing. secretary. and Eugene
Davis. Grand Rapids. treasurer
There viii be a long program OF
addresses by experts in the gar
dening of vegetables and on the
market conditions OF interest 10
.gardcuera
Sin bottles OF whisky were found In
the pockets az Tboms. O'Bri~n
when he Was arrested sunday aft
crnoon. accused of being boot
logger He also had the left hind
foof ~ a rabbit killed in grave
yard al Midnight. but ~ didn't save
h.m from arrest and he threw the
charm away in disgust after he
was placed in a cell John OCon-
nor 80 1913 Dearborn Harry
Thompson. No 202 Fourth-ave., and
George Narkcli were also arrest
laws .
Annual prizes offered by the man
Rg~ment az the Gratiot Central
Market. No. f3I Gratiot-aye. TO
dealers scoring highest fer cleanli-
ness. ncatness and attractiveneEs
were announced Monday. The
winners were Henry g. Betz. meats,
hrst prize SIS, peimling q Ham
uer. grocers, second prize. SIS. and
John r. sass. orlinger sausage
counter. third prize $40. Three
diHintereHted mon were chosen to
act AS Judges The contest viii be
an annual event, covering tho year.
DR. william ". Price. city health ont
Ger In his latest bulletin propouuds
- number OF Questions touching
upon the seriousness OF the little
cold which so frequently is ig-
norcd Jnder the heading DO
you know. the doctor propounds
questions Ike these That "A little
cough often ends IN n large coffin?
That bodily vigor protects against
colds, THAT careless sneezing.
coughing. splitting spread colds2
rrnt open air exercise cures colds?
That neglected colds often forerun
pneumonia
A regular sufferer ON the Myrtle line
has come 10 the conclusion that he
can furnish "A valuable suggestion
20 enemies ~ the non-garlic eat
ing nations now at war The
MYRTLE ear had Just an average
load Of about 100. and at Four
=-1eenthzst -Innther and father md
y fhrIVIng brood 81 i've ciambered
aboard They Rad been out 10 a
party with some Of their country
men and they had partaken OF the
odorous bulb. Before three blocks
had been ira crsed the family had
the car entirely TO itself with the
exception - tho hardly souls who
braved an occasional wbir that as