Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1917-11-01
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STAFF OF EDITORFs
Senior

We are sorry to say we have no
yet received our report cards. Th'
only explanation we can give il
that the faculty is afraid there will
be a riot when the cards are give1
out.
The members of the American His
tory class certainly are getting i
in the neck" Now, for little vari
ty, each one is to read fifty page.
of outside history and report on il
every two weeks.
Ahem! The Eeluoc Society got its
self conceit shaken little last Fri.
day. What do you think, they chal.
lenged us (the Cyclone Society tc
spelling match, accused us of cheat
ing in it, and then we won!
How old fashioned some folks; es-
pecially teachers, ideas are. For in
stance: our respected Mr.. Gleditzsch
in company with two boys, Freshie
and a Sophie, thinking that Indians
were buried just anywhere in the
sage brush, dug hole about 5 feet
deep last Saturday, under the i'm
preston that they were unearthine
a dead Indian. Imagine their dis
appointment when they struck solo
rock. But then, we can't sympathize
with them for they ought to know
that the coyotes wouldn't leave a
dead Indian in his grave until he
petrified. Then again, Miss Chap
man thinks she can still publicly
murder perfectly good High School
boys without being detected. She
endeavored to knock John Mccain
off cliff into Deep Lake by hittins
him behind the ear with large rock
but the Freshie proved too tough
Later, she tried to force Melvin Boy
er to shuttle off this mortal coll
by having him climb the windows
kick the chairs over, perform aero
batic stunts in mid-air and breal
his neck in general. Of course til,
Freshie wouldn't have mattered, fol
we have plenty of them but to lose
Senior would be catastrophe.
"We are small and we are few.
But were wondrous mighty too
And we always may be seer
Helping little Freshies green"
-. Juniors.
The Juniors have again sent fol
sample copies of plays, from which
to choose their class play. We hope
soon to have this matter satisfact.
orily settled.
Suspense is terrible-don't YOU
think so?-especially when waiting
for report cards.
The Eeluoc and Cyclone Literary
Sosieties will hold joint meeting
on Friday of this week. A debate
OH Civil Service Reform will be in.
cluded in the program, two members
of the Eeluoc Society upholding the
affirmative and two of the Cyclone
the negative. We are sure this will,
be an interesting meeting.
The Advanced Algebra class has
been studying Simple Equations"
for several days. They are rather
interesting altho difficult for some
to obtain correct results.
SOphOmOres
The EnglishII has been studyint
the classic "Idylls Of the King" fol
the last few days.
The Eeluoc Society gave it's first
program last Friday.
New hnoleum has been laid in the
Domestic. Science room.
Most of the class period Wednes.
day was spent by the Advanced Do.
mestic Science class in straighten-
ing up the loo,n and putting all cook
ing utensils in order. incidentally
good deal of noise was made, as
Miss Wilson had such cold she was
absent from class.
Several High School boys went
to Ephrata last Friday to attend the
Y. M. C. A. meeting. Melvin, Henry
and Hiram were chosen to 90 tc
Spokane to represent our H. S.
Freshman
Herbert Hermanson and Edna
Lilies are, absent.
The Domestic Science class is glaC
to have the new equipment which
arrived recently.
Most of the girls in Sewing clas
have finished their aprons.
The Manual Training boys hav,
been working a great deal lately OF
furniture for the kindergarten room
The Freshies are anxiously wait
ing to hear the results of their 81,