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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-01-26
I'M Hround be County:

Mercantile Company held business
meeting Monday night.
j. E. Peterson was a Morris. bust
ness caller Tuesday.
Joe Smith, wife and son were Nor
ris busine IS callers Tuesday.
C.. B. Kloos returned to his home
at Patchen Lake after spending sever
al days days here on business.
Mabel Wright was a Morris caller
Tuesday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-01-26

Tiger,' after which the members of
the society voted to see how the novel
should have turned out. The vote
was tie, and the mystery is still
unsolved. In closing the society sang
"Tenting Tonight" Watch for the
date of the next meeting.
Mrs. J. P. Steinfort and daughter
Helen were Morris caller Saturday.
A committee composed of members
Of the Presbyterian church met with
Mr.. Scotch last Sunday to make some
sort of arrangement for getting
pastor here. A Mr.. Donahue of Wis
consin, is available and it is likely
sermon here some time in the near
future with view to giving him a
call. DonneIly certainly needs resi-
dent pastor and it is to be hoped that
all the members of the church will
work together TO make such a thing
possible.
The Whist Club met at the Irve
Townsend home Saturday evening.
The young people have been thor
oughIy enjoying themselves the past
week coasting. Several coasting par
ties have been held. Miss McLaugh-
Inns room had one Wednesday after
noon, and Miss Cd on's Friday.
| Miss Florence Perkins entertained
number of friends Saturday evening
at $780,.
Mr.. Mecklenberg of the Donnelly
State Bank spent the week end at his
home in Hancock.
The Misses Schmidt, Atkins, and
Mclaughlin and Messrs. Ellis and
Anderson took in the show at Morris
j Wednesday evening.
DR.. Game of Morris, transacted
business H. Donnelly Monday.
Ed. Opheim returned from Morris
Monday.
Mrs. Leon Bloom and son were
Morris business callers Tuesday.
Miss Margaret Eckes of Morris,
was a Donnelly business caller Tues
day and Wednesday.
Miss Mildred Schmidt substituted
in the primary room at school tor Miss
Atkins who has been confined to her
home the first of the week.
Mr.. Douglas, who has been visit
ing at the A. +. Leaf home went to
Com stock, MINI for visit Monday.
Joe and Frances Wroot took in
the show at Morris Saturday night.
Mr.. Welch, of Hancock was a
Donnelly business caller Saturday.
Ole Aasum returned from Tintah
Saturday night where he had been
on business.
Miss Agnes Keeshan of Morris was
a Sunday visitor at the George Per-
kins home.
Little Harold Danielson is suffering
from very sore foot.
Miss Martha Hidde is assisting
Mrs. j. J. Hilla during the sickness
of the latter's baby.
The little baby of Mr.. and Mr..
Badly is under the care of DR.. Whit
temore.
Herman Nletzel, Sr. returned from
the cities Sunday night where he had
been ON business.
The J. B. Club met at the home of
Mr.. C. C. Ersted.
C. B. Schwartz transacted business
in Morris Tuesday.
Ernfred Lundquist lett for Fargo
Tuesday evening on a business trip.
The stockholders of the DonnelIY
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-01-26

marriage of Miss Mary Artz to Mic
Helsper. Both are prominent young
people of this county. Their many
friends extend congratulations. They
will make their home at Dickinson,
N. D.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Horrors of War.

lhcy were in the equad under train
ing mt a certain military center and
furnished contrast not uncommon
these days. One was tall and wiry,
the other short and puffy, and an hour
of Swedish drill had set the lesser of
the two blowing hard.
Il can't stand much of this he
whispered. I'm simply all in," and at
that moment the drill sergeant inti-
mated that he would give them an
other spell before they We're dismissed.
This was too much. The podgy pa.
triot felt it was time to protest.
I'm really awfully sorry to seem
unmilitary in addressing you, SIR" he
said, "but this Swedish drill is more
than ! can face in my present condi-
ton; besides" he added dolefully, 81
never knew we We're at war with
Sweden"
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
YES! MAGICALLY!
C0RNS LIFT OUT
WITH FINGERS

iou say to the drug store man.
tive me small bottle Of freezone."
Ihis VIII cost very little but will
positively remove every hard or soft
corn or callus from ones feet.
A Few drops of this new ether com.
pound applied directly upon tender.
aching corn relieves the soreness in
stantly, and soon the entire corn or
cailus, root and all, dries up and can
be lifted Off with the fingers.
Ihis new way to rid ones feet Of
corns was introduced by Cincinnati
man, who says that freezone dries in
a moment. and simply shrivels up the
corn or callus without Irritating the
surrounding skin.
II your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to order n small bottle from
his wholesale drug house for you-ady,
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
A lA0Ol2
0AY YST0RY
- 4;ee

.HE Labor day procession was
coming down the street. The
first man in it was six feet
four inches tall, with bear
skin hat on his head that raised him
to seven feet. He was the drum ma
jor of the band and was twirling his
big silver-headed staff and throwing
1t into the air with fine jugglery. Be-
hind him came the band. Then came
the different unions marching in line,
every man looking happy on this clear
September day that he could lay aside
his hammer or his trowel or whatso-
ever tool best represented his trade
and step out to the inspiring strains
of martial music.
Among those who lined the side
walk, occupied the steps of the build
ings or climbed the lamp-posts along
the line of march was a certain Mrs.
OToole, who had recently come over
from Ireland. With her was her son
Daniel. six years old. The mother was
standing with the crowd on the curb.
but Danny was perched with leg on
each side of horizontal piece of iron
under the lamp, straining his eyes to
catch the first glimpse of sunlight that
would strike the brass horns of the
band.
The drum major passed, the band
passed, the grand marshal and his aids
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
6[ORAD0 MAN
GAINED POUNDS
L,puled with rheumatism So He
f. Had to Be Helped Put
| On His Coat.
1ANLAc RELIEVED him
Have Taken Three Bottles Now
and I Don't Believe There's
Man In Denver Who
Feels Better"

n lust want to tell you and every:
pdy else what has happened to me
5nce began on Tanlac," said Harry
Xiv of 1855 Clayton street, Denver.
"The day l started on Tanlac," he
pntinued, II weighed only one hun
red and thirty pounds. I finished my
hIrd bottle weighing one hundred and
yty-two pounds-a net gain of thirty
|Uo hounds. Before l took Tanlac
as in such bad fix with rhcuma-
SIN. dsortlered kidneys and stomach
rouble that life was a burden. The
lain across my bnck was something
/ Iwful and if l stopped over somebody
Sad to help me straighten up. I was
Examined six or seven times but no
he seemed to know exactly what or
Now bad my trouble was. 1t was
hard struggle for me to get my shoes
bn and after got them on I had to
salk around a while to get the kinks
hut of my back. I had no appetite
Ind, honestly, for two years l didn't
bat as much in two weeks as do in
kwo meals since I took Tanlac.
"Tanlac was recommended to me by
In old Rio Grande watchman. start
Ii taking Tanlac and by the time I
)nished my first bottle every bit of the
balm had left my back and l COM
henced to feel like another man. I
bad suffered so bad with rheumatism
b my shoulders that more than half
|he time my boys had to help me put
by coat on. I got another and that
Eleaned up for the rheumatism entire
have taken three bottles now
Ind I don't believe there's man in
Denver who feels any better or can do
bny more work than l can"
There is Tanlac dealer In your
lown.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
HER WORK NOT APPRECIATED
Cook Thought Efforts Wasted Because
Master Was Not Laid Up Per
odicalIy From overeating. !

A lady had cook who gave her ev-
cry satisfaction, and she was under the
impression that the cook was equally
satisfied with her place. But one morn.
ing. to the lady's intense surprise, the
cook told her she was going away.
Whatever do you want to leave for.
Jane?" asked her mistress. II am very
pleased with you, and thought you
We're quite comfortable here"
Eyes, mum, I'm comfortable enough,
in way, but"
The cook hesitated and fidgete6f
about. a
"But what?" queried her mistress. :
swell, num- she blurted out, .'the
fact is, master doesn't seem to appre-
ciate my cookery, and can't stop In q
place where my efforts to plense aSs
wasted; SO I'd rather go, mum. I
'Bnt what makes you think that
your master doesn't. appreciate yoss
cookery? Has he ever complained IT,
your" asked the lady. \;
"No, mum; but my last master We1s
always bein' laid up through overeat-
ing-he said he couldn't help doing =
because by cookery was 50 dellcioas;
Aut master here hasn't been laid ~
once all the three months I've beeAs
with you. and that's Just what botAssn
me SO, mum ~ %
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
POVERTY RECOGNIZED
AS SOCIAL DISEASE
Leaders Of Thought Say Its Dis
appearance Will in Time Be
Effected by Adoption of
Wise Social Party.
Alfred w. Greeley In Pennsylvania
Grit,

STlIs
It is not to die. or even to die Of hum
men have died; all men must die. . /.
But 1t is to live miserable we know not
to be heat-worn, weary. yet isolated. un-
related, girt in with cold, universal lais-
sez faire-Thomas Carlyle.
TT is beginning to be recognized
that the great bulk of the burden
of poverty is as unnecessary and
preventable as smallpox or tuber-
culosis. Just as tuberculosis is a
physical disease, so poverty is dis
ease of the social organism. It is
probably the greatest burden humanity
staggers under and 1t exacts directly
and indirectly its toll from all MEM
bers Of society. Why should there be
hungry mouths when the proper culti-
walton of even one state of the Union
would furnish sufficient food for our
whole population? Why should mil
lions shiver underclothed every winter
when we are able to furnish textiles
for the whole world? Why should
there be grim periods of unemploy-
ment with vast natural resources yet
untouched? These and similar ques-
tions are beginning to demand an an
swer that must be more than a Snug,
hypocritical shoulderlng of the respon-
sibility upon Providence.
Poverty Never Essential.
The conquest of poverty is now an
economic possibility. 1t is definitely
within reach If we are willing to pay
for 1t and formly desire its achieve
ment. The campaign, many of its fea-
lures now in development, is mainly
one of social and economic betterments
for the correction of social injustice,
for the increase Of the earning power
of labor and capital, not one but both
as unit Of efficient production; for
the prolongation of human life through
public sanitation and hygiene, together
with preventive medicine in war on
preyentable disease; for the salvage
of the deficient and defective classes
of society, and for the rectification of
underpayment and the prevention Of
unemployment, understood as involun-
tary idleness Of competent workmen.
Every factor of human betterment is
doing its part directly or indirectly,
In this war upon poverty.
Social Surplus Necessity.
The success Of this battle with pow
erty is contingent upon the existence
Of social surplus, the basis of all So
cial well-being. That is, as a nation
we must produce goods or services
much in excess Of our immediate needs
~ subsistence. And we are doing that
today upon scale never before known
III the world. It has made us the rich
est nation with wealth estimated ct
somethi1e Gloss to t25O O00 600. 900 II
e e intolsrabls condition that When
thsEc il enousA and nAcre than ene4Hh
e I sss u n ~ I ~
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
"Which2" Cried Danny.

passed. Then came the carpenters
union, the plumbers union and the ma
sons union.
"Oh, Danny" cried Mrs. O'Toole,
"there's your father!"
Now, Danny O'Toole had known
ever since he was old enough to know
anything that his father had left him
and his mother in Ireland, when
Danny was baby, to come to Amer
lea. He was to send money home and
when he got enough together to send
for his wife and boy he would do so.
For awhile letters had come from him,
then they had ceased. His wife had
come to America to look for him.
"Which?" cried Danny.
'The man. on the far side, him with
the red head. Call him."
Danny, knowing only one way to at
tract his parents attention, shouted
"Redhead !" with all the power of his
little lungs. The man heard him and,
turning his head, saw kid on a lamp
post waving his hat at him. Then.
lowering his eyes, he saw his wife
looking in his direction. Leaving the
ranks, he came across the street, ell
bowed his way through the crowd to
his WIFE and she fell into his arms.
Meanwhile, Danny. seeing that he
was not getting his share on this fam
lily reunion, dropped down on his fa-
,ther with one leg on each shoulder.
His father pulled him down into his
arms.
1.-THE child?" asked O'Toole.
"Yes. It's Danny"
Danny got hug that made him cry
out, and, drawing off as far as he
could, he punched his hugger with his
little fist.
"Dont you hurt me that way ag'in!"
he said. fiercely.
"Oh, Danny" said Mrs. O'Toole,
laughing through her tears, 'your fa-
TIERS so glad to see you."
That ended the 0'Toole family's in
terest in the Labor day procession.
O'Toole went with his wife and boy
to their rooms, where he explained
his long silence. He had been sud-
denly taken Ill and attacked with loss
Of memory. 1t had partially returned
to him and he had written his wife.
but she had already left ireland for
America.
That was number Of years ago.
Since then Danny O'Toole has grown
to be stalwart young fellow, has
learned his trade and can swing a
sledgehammer with any man. And
when Labor day processions march
down the street between admiring
crowds Danny II sure to be among
Them. And he takes great interest
sn the dAy because It u To anniver-
stafy of htI nrst - eting wlth his -
'aea y AmssicA and " ~ fani,y ~
] & ] !! ! -
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

decided to try bottle Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. It worked
from the first bottle, 90 I took . second
and third, also bottle Of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Blood Purifier, and now ! am
Just as well as any other woman. l sd-
wise every woman, single or married,
who Is troubled with any Of the afore-
said ailments, to try your wonderful
Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier
and am sure they will help her to get
rid of her troubles as they did me. p
Mrs. ELSIE J. VAN DER SANDE, So No,
York St, Paterson, N. ].
Write the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicins
Co., (confidential) Lynn, Mass, II yo0
need special advice.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
GOOD Memory for Dates.

do you know what day this is?"
asked Mrs. Occy Wattles, sweetly.
"Uh-huh," replied Mr.. Wattles.
"Sure. It's-ah-"
1--WE We're married just four years
ago this morning" Mrs. Wattles went
on.
Yes. sir. I remember just as though
1t was yesterday. And-er-it's next
week our lease on the fiat expires,
isn't it?"-Kansas City .Star.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
cuTIcURA is so SOOTHING
To Itching, Burning skins-It Not Only
Soothes, but Heals-Trial Free.

Treatment: Battle the affected sur.
face with Cuticura Soap and hot wa.
ter, dry gently and apply Cuticura
Ointment. Repeat morning and night.
This method affords Immediate relief,
and points to speedy healment. They
are ideal for everyday toilet uses.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
These Girls.

II wonder who is ringing the door
bell. Is it some chump who merely
wants to hang around the parlor, or Is
1t n nice chappie who wants to take me
for ride in his automobile?'
"Take sniff at the keyhole, grille,
and see If you can smell gasoline"
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Letter to
DR.. kilrner 4 Co.
Bindhanton. N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet. of valuable in,
formation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and men,
ton this paper. Large and medium size
bottles for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Civilization has kept pace with

S4NAIZolAOu Auc Atpl puSS Will III
creased economic production. "Start.
ing from rude social order wherein
bare and uncertain existence was the
most that man could wrest from ma
ture, society has attained an incred-
ible economic productivity by the de-
velopment of Intellectual force and
manual dexterity, by the more efficient
arrangement Of Its own powers, and
most of all by the discovery and utili-
zation of natural energies. The diff
fusion of comforts, the possibilities Of
the spread of culture-in word, the
development of civilization is the con-
sequence of increased economic pro-
duction." And furthermore, we can
place no limit to the future rate of in
crease in production clearly assign
able.
The history of the United States
Illustrates the working of this prin-
ciple which has ousted the gloomy,
pessimistic prophecy of Nautilus. From
1850 to 1900 the population increased
226 per cent, while the production of
the eight great cereals increased 400
per cent. And what is true of our agri-
cultural products is also true even to
q greater extent of iron and steel, tex
tiles and other manufactures. Our per
capita wealth In 1850 was $3O7. It Is
now supposed to be about $1,S0O or
$1,000.
Workers Condition Bettered.
Together with this great increase in
national production and wealth, with
the creation Of u great unprecedented
social surplus, has gone wonderful
betterment In the condition of the
working classes. Wages have risen.
expenditures have increased for nom
physical satisfaction; the deposits in
savings banks have augmented; the
per capita consumption of wheat,
sugar and meat have grown; the death
rate has declined, and, taken alto.
gether, there has been steady and
unprecedented Improvement in the
condition of the workers.
But the creation of this huge social
surplus has not removed the challenge
of want; 1t has not destroyed the
menace Of poverty. 1t has only made
solution Of bitter problem possi-
BILE. While there is no doubt that the
intensity Of poverty is less today than
in the past, even in this country, yet
the challenge of poverty and its con-
sequent misery still stands wolfiike at
our threshold. In the words of Profess
sor Hollander: "The root of the
problem lies deeper. Poverty, like GER
tain of its primary causes, is a phase
of modern industry. The very forces
which increase the national product
and. enlarge the social surplus, II left
to themselves. breed conditions Of
want. -. Far from diminishing
with Increased wealth production, the
misery resulting from such causes is,
in the face of social inaction, likely TO
augment and intensity. Society may
grow richer, civilization may advance,
and vet poverty continue to gnaw cam
cer-like at its vlt9ls."
Our enormous national wealth with
its unprecedented social surplus. our
vast natural resources which WEI are
conssrv1n8 In time, our x4tAouAl ideals
snd asplE4ttons Tor sociAl. political and
lll 11ssies u 3aStqgs
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
m FEMTc Watson r. E.Goleman. Wash
ia EN y ess reierencss. % Best result;
G. W. Again.

"And you mean to say" reprimand-
ed the irate father to his little
George, that you drew out 500 that
your rich Aunt Patricia placed in the
bank for you last Christmas?"
Father. l cannot tell Il lie," an
swered the boy, meekly. Il used it
for Liberty bond. They did it with
their advertising" indianapolis
News
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
DRUGGISTS PLEASED WITH
GOOD KIDNEY MEDICINE

l have sold your remedy for the past
fifteen years and have sufficient confidence
in it to give it my personal recommenda-
ton. / believe it is one of the best Iledi-
cines of its class on the market today and
l find pleasure in selling it at all times.
Very truly yours,
HAMMERS DRUG STORE,
F. V. Kaminer, Prop,
Nov. 4, 1916. Spartanburg, S. G.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

u8NS u1a00 kn0 W&A
and healthy. Some.
time ago ! felt -
run down, had pains
in my back and dda.
was very irregula1.
tired, nervous. bad
such b I'D dreams,
did not feel like eat
ing and bad short
breath. Tread your
advertisement m
the newRpaueY0 nn(
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

George
TO-DAY q tribute power throne
the who sveats delves everything
He plots channels. streets, he
steers the ship Of state holds great
engineering eats He walks out to
fearless he looks a
big IN praise smiles
this. his holiday.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Tn. RIaIe Description.

Employer-Did you collect that bill
from Smith?
Collector-Well, ! called ut the house
and found seven Smiths there. Six
denied owing anything and the seventh
kicked me out of the house.
Employer-That's the one. Go back
and get the money.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

tographic process for printing textiles
or wall paper.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
STRANGE Impressions.

"You go to moving pictures instead
Of to the saloon?"
"Sure," replied Broncho Bob. Lick
er never made the world seem wilder
an liZZier than some o. them films"
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Almost Correct.

Charles was an only child and al
ways associating with his very learn
ed parents he sometimes talked ike a
book. 80,
"Aiy father is sociologist." he told
patev who lived in an alley and had
met plenty of sociologists but hao
never learned to classify them.
IA what?' asked Petey.
"A sociologlst, and he is yer! lnucn
interested In studying the conditionS
of the mentally deficient.
Petey considered for moment
and then asked: "Is he In a Dug
house?" S s
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Naturally.

A vender of the new .'barrel" skirt
was extolling his wares In presence Of
customers husband. mo lady should
be without one Of these skirts" said
the shopman. "Well, Of course not"
jdryly responded the husband. who was
something Of 4 wess ~she should W
within it.' /, al ~ ! ;.s (:
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

Her Secret Discovered.
He-"Your soldier friend been in
any engagement" She-"HOw did
you ?'-Judge.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
Stiles.

SillleS.
Snll-Why dyer call me ''Honey"
'Arry-Because you are my bee
loved.
Sall-Oh. BEEHIVE.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

Ten smiles for nickel Always buy Red
Cross Bag Blue; have beautiful, clear
white clothes Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

There nre more good women in this
world than great ones.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
A Message to Mothers

neghborhood:
the doctors made Of flesh and blood just like the doctors with
dead Of night readily the broad daylight they are ready
will do from their experience and their love for children
nothing We asking to
experiment. Importance
Of buying Fletcher's.
physician will you this he knows there
Der Of limitations MARKET and he particularly interested in
the welfare Of your baby.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
University Of NOtre Dame
NoTRE oAME, INDIANA

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA
Offers Complete Course In Agriculture
Full courses also in Letters, Journalism,
Library Science, Chemistry, Pharmacy, Medl-
cine Architecture, Commerce and Law.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31
WOMAN NOW IN
Perfect HEALTH
What Came From Reading
q Pmkham Adver.
tisement.

Paterson, N. J.-"I thank yOu ~
the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies - thsY
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

Bankruptcy never gets the -
who buys only what ne can pa5
for. \. 4
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

u tlers vexa - aucA thing = snousyI
~ WeIs tsll " I lok e Dls
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

Don't think that fancy umbrella
handle turns the rain,
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

The color OF truth depends good
leal upon the eyes looking.
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

4 n happy. Uss Rsd Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid DUG; D"s-
tie laundress. Al grccsrs. Aov'
The Ordway new era., 1917-08-31

passed. Then came the carpenters
union, the plumbers union and the ma
sons union.
"Oh, Danny" cried Mrs. O'Toole,