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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
LETTER FROM
FRANCES McDERMorr

Dear Dad and All:
Well, Dad, l don't believe we
will need you to catch the kaiser.
We have him cornered now. We
sure can't smoke him out, be-
cause we have no tobacco. 7
think they raise those Dutch i'm
incubators there, are so many of
them. Say Dad, how would you
like a mademoiselle for a daugh-
ter-in-law? If you would like it,
I'll bring one back for John. I'm
taking no chances. The C. & N.
w. say Safely First" There
sure are some good lockers.
Well, Dad, have seen some of
the world and think will see
Germany before l come back.
Haven't been to Paris yet, but am
going the first chance | get. /
haven't received your tobacco yet,
but got the tobacco and paper
Grace sent and believe me that
paper came in good. could
have sold one tablet for dollar,
but wouldn't take hundred for
one. A tablet means something
to fellow here. The letter got
yesterday was mailed September
8, so you see it don't take long.
You know we are good many
thousand miles away. Our let
tiers come first class and our
packages comes second class, SO
we can figure on getting our
packages about week later. than
we do our letters. In fact every
thing is class here, but when il
comes to class there isn't any of
them that have anything on the
good old U. S. A. One of the boys
got a paper from the states and
1T told about the fellows having
TO get under the engines to pro-
tect themselves. Well. that isn't
true. There hasn't anything like
that happened. We have been
just as safe here, so far, as
though we were at home. | saw
the king of Italy yesterday. He
just passed in an auto. l was
busy, so didn't stop to have a talk
with him. / am getting so used
TO these high moguls that it will.
be doubtful if can see you COM
mon people when | get back.
A bunch of us fellows went to
mass last Sunday. The church
was beautiful, also the singing.
They found German spy i'm the
tower of the church that we were
in-not that morning, but earlier.
He had stationed firing gun and
OF course was doing bad business.
But he didn't last long after he
was discovered. They took him
out and shot him.
| hope you are all feeling as
we'll as l do. l really never felt
finer in my life. We are getting
good eats. For dinner we are 60
ing to have steak, mashed spuds,
brown gravy, coffee with sugar,
fresh milk, apple sauce and war
bread. The bread isn't the best,
but we are getting used to il now.
Some fellows got a piece of white
bread up town and brought it
down and showed it to us.
You know l told you had my
hair cut off. Well, it is coming
in fine. You won't know me when
come home. Well, Dad, guess
this is all for now. With heaps
OF love, your bald headed son,
MAC.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
An lnfaranca.

Rose-Why don't you pop in and
have game Of bridge sometimes?
Violet-Oh, well, you see-er-I've be-
come bit of a recluse lately. Rose
How much do you Illustrated
Bits.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
Legitimate occupation.

'"That beauty doctor is fooling those
pretty girls taking his treatment. He
ought to be arrested"
His is recognized business; he's
merely grating peaches" -Baltimor
American.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
Let Us Print Your
Sale Bills

When it comes to neat
and effective printing
Of any Kind we will
guarantee to give you
satisfaction.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
..~g 1zz-adz1nI

The Best Kind of Woman to Marry.
You take tip from me, son. When
you marry, marry home woman-a
woman who's willing to hang God
Bless t,tur Home" sign on the wall
without making funny cracks about it.
e. C. Rancll in American Magazine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
r. THE
81 CABINET
CULINARY KINKS.

Make my mortal dreams come true
With tile work l fain would do;
C'othe with life the weak intent;
Let me be the thing l meant
John q. Whittier,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
In Mitioation.

Judge : Hoss thief. you're found
guilty by th' jury. Have y anything
to say as to why shouldn't soak y tn
limit?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01

Place . heel of loaf OF French
bread rubbed with a slice of onion oi
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01
He Wasn't Afraid.

Prisoner-Well, Judge, 1t wasn't your
boss stole.-Cleveland Leader,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-11-01

Williamson-Does your wife always
have the last word? Henderson Well.
If she doesn't, old fellow, she looks it.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-13
Sparet bel 5eiten!

Serrnte fbcn Bisber sienIibe gefurgnis, Oh ur INIT uniner nGdhen
@eTa0eernte Itsbeiou0ere in Be8en u0 Wfns, GngeThts Der farfen
Anhnfe fehens Der Aaiierhn 0as ausfoumen fuoen Diroeu, 10 lit
nERbe Durd Die HlIltngSplQne let Dem Gtntrehen Der yer. Stdaen
III ben Gr9 nede Der 2onoDirihnt StnoertmRnoe bon fetBigen
61oen entieben mogen, nod genegert moroen. limb bod gbt es elm
Qans enfades DeheL oneen 8~ehirdphrngen Elm @u0e gu MAIDEN tmo unter
m0ndfen Berb1Itrieu Der 0robeHoen Snnppbet nor3ubeugen, tno 5uar
0bme "a enne1 4usfubrDerbote grafen ooer Die nit Dem Auslnn0 obge.
fARCHeun 2feferuugspertrdge ungultg erflaren gu uMnL gs tit Die
@erUenounq oes NoHgefriOes CUR 9ereaung os D9ebls mo Elm 8er6ot
DEF Polarization nes fogepnnnten BdRnhnebIs, oos nbt nr infparnmpr
lh cnoern Guh neruger nahrtrafng neil Der ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS enen
b~e0narnoen EEL Der pthtigfa1 ino pertboaieu gefnnOeHe os @etrei
1s fmt unbgnIst 0tsiheod
sn ben letter. Sabren plroen ourdfdnhtIid ~2to0OQ000 guber
Nam9 idhrid st Mebf brorbent; DaDon nrr0e bel oet mebrfahen 0pe
rnHpneL EN- m0gIifIt nerpinertes g2ebI ber5uneaen, Elm boaes 5Infte
oer nber 40 Midionen gufbeIs ag fir menidlt6en @ebrnt ungeeignd
n1saefhe0en nno oIs Biebfuter uerDen0et Sod BEN 4ngoben zines
S0hbeItdnoigen geben bel 0Rn 8nfenernnsspro5eHeu Elm 8iertel oler
Mrgtetne EN- GrnteL auer 5eHe ino Doue ied5ig Brosent d1er uinerali
5aMa GaIsg, bic I'M 12dis entbdlten fno, berloren. Die df oGe BeHe
Fr bic 8nede Der meui6baen erndBung in g8egfaa fommenoen Sir3fg
MHNiOnen Nu5as fnD mebr. os mn gon5en Rehnungsidbre ~19f51916I
All 1Pas gportert huroe, un0 Dhroen ALIEN bnreideH, Die gefome
geboierung uuieres 2anoes nit lie AZ Rfno goiSbrot per Sopf
5u rrebeI
enc nod gr0Bre gngGiorng tuihhgr RdbrFdfe fn6e nod fndp
na1an5hen Angnbea BEL Der 9eie11ng BON acknowledgement itht
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rnnasprD5eHen 1ngeabr ort guibels Der ndbrtroftgfen Betnnoele in
nenfmEhe Gnbrntg ungeeignd nerIoren, IL fe ner0en fat nisfhIieBihI
dis NiAfuter berpenoet @rOe man aber oas g8eagnnebI mad Der
gaaf alien Ah, bic nod bis Dor einigen Snbrgbntea Die en5ig eebr6udr
Ime mar, nMs BEN gnu5en1 &esentorn befeueH, 10 Huroe man nidt rr
ipn0ern mh ene Webrmenge Die nf ben Gopf Der @eumtbeboHerrng
bermnt fm 1f lber 5refDIertel SAB DRebI fir ieoen Dam, ioe 6ran
p0 je8 aino m ben Ser. Gtnnten beLnufen tiroe.
GDHe es ie 0n8n fonmen, 0B md bel inns HegRrnBsfontroGe
Sc Brcfabrfafon mo grotberteilung euaefibrt tpiroe, 10 oirfte elmer
Der cden Gfrrte Der 8eboroen tin, 0e 5erfeqIng bon 8otentnebl 5u
Derbieteu nnO Die 8enDen0ung 6s gnn5en @etreioefcrns CUR gaeblberet
fng nH5uoronen. l1n0 mos odnn uater 3Dong gef1eben nuBe Dos
f0nnte fA0n ieBt aus freen Stiden ms BERT gefest uerOen; mir Dir6en
af ode giie niht ALIEN g~efin6eres, trdtigeres grot erboHen, fonoern
and ganteI geruHoeu bnben, ioruObI &ei8eps aIs aud gdsmebI peientit
aa t~erbfnigaL
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-13
Gin Nentfd1er Barbar.

Gin 0cader gdrbor lit e~etorben. Or. emil bon Bebrtns, Der ent
6edEr 0s 9fpbtberhissS euums. Sdon in Der GhuIe tnt Die ean3e
@rnafmtet Der Detihens Die fprtftporIt1 geuorOeu it, bel ibm tar
an ben Sag, Den er entDidele efnen geraOe8u grntfon 5u nennenben
5aB, ben er aud nf Der I1niperftdt forieste, un0 ndboem er fd as
ErpntDo5ent etnbIHt bette un0 fpmer 9rofeHor 1uuroe, 5Gge er Die
gauge @erfonmenbet Der Deutihen &nHe 6aourh, 6B er f6 fat nnr
MT 0~ntefen6en ar1nfbeien obgah, obne 3pefeI I'M fe TN &riegsfoae
hHkT benz 5eTn0e Derbreften 5n f0nneL gu Dem SDede erfdno er audi
nrpringid oas 9tp6tbernig.S er1ms jeooh ftedte es fh 81 fener @nts
fauihnng bernls, onB 0ns Gertm burhaus ungeeignet mar, bic 8pbtGe.
r1s I'M areesfaae Sa berbreiaa, ionOeu IS erUies fb ole Elm unfebI.
bars 6eInnnteI eegen Die gefirdtde Grnnfbett, penn 8enig angepdnot
nnD bat &nn0ertmien0n bon Gin0ern 6os 2eben eereHet. gMt Der &c.
runmbet Der geutiten, oos Bette as enen debHhIage 81 MAIDEN ber,
pnnote er 6s Seruna 5r Stdrh1ng 0s oeutiten gaIttnrisnus, 0enn
odanrhb oaB er ain5an 0as 2cben rehae, mar es iBn m6gIbd, benz
2tnne cine grOBe au5ahL bon Solboteu 5u5nfIbreL Die ct foht nmt err
bdteH bdhe, ueIhe BeroRnhe Den aid bonn Stoate edpiroigt DnroenI
aurh &erIeibung bober Sral rno ebrungen anoerer at Sn /. 8ebring
aarb ea 1Run, Der ier bel CUR StGrtlna 6s NiHtarisnuas IN 9ehfds
iano bedrue. Dab feue grHuoung md Sun6ertauienoen bon &in0ern
aHer nbugen S1noer 0os 2eben gerettt bot, 1T ieLbToertdn0h1 niht|
Behring's SdnIo. lOnbern 1T Dem uutnnebnuinesgeIt 6iefer onoeren go.
Eonen ~5u5nidreibeL neIhe IN rhht eeung on5uerfmnenoer hennhhaer
Naje 0ns DfheI ooopherten. GebrberfanoIih bate gehrina, mennI
Il oMs eefgrnt b1he, ons wRittI 70 engerihta, 6db pr 6erdhe ainoerI
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Ste xahndtt ous fem gtel aud Dem sein6e bon NuseH mar, 0prort all
Hnen aenomugn, o0B er dn g~abrodenem Sa5eR itrb Die Bet fhuISdl
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benz IS fl mn Ser sSngeHntat Der @dt 5a5nihrebeL oab fe Sic aroq.
ngfe 6es WfHIs Behring's erfnnnte mo Is oud onDonste; oe nbriaenl
s}naener nur0u 0ao1rb IN ben Stano geietf. ben 5fd0r, ben HehrfnaI
nnrihpn moHtg oaauh 81 neftrnLnTeren, BOB fe oas gafHel iebt att.
mare nh niuumo BON Gooe erettet moroen g 1T oaher fhr, ooBl
Hebfifa fenezmegs os &erngenft bennlprad1c1 tanL en &obIater Der
Hm&bnt ~ 3eb pns "A papeaka mar.
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Bcffnmno.

gfe bitter uno grmIun mare uns Dos 2e6en Dbe 0ns collide
6efhenf Der SofnnHg. Die Sofmung lit g, bic Dem nu0en @Renlben
truaer fDiOer Die Sono bnfredt, BOB er mf ianem Geee init uelen
ahtr fm0 neuer &rnft boupGrs eebt- Sod am @robe pldn5t Der
MeHFh Die SofHmua Gf.
NieIen unHr rns lit Is in oteien Sngen. os ii linen ehpds gefor.
ben. ns hi ibRen ehDos 2iebes uno 6dones ms @rnb gefnnten. ols lei
linen etnns eroBes m6 @rbobenes IN Sderben eebro6en 9ft tit.
fnnexlidenl 6dnera itehen fe Dem ltngebeuern geseniber, rmO uenn aud
Iene Crime aus ibem auge fsbt: Sbre Geele Hetnt. = In6 Dieoer
f0unt bic @DffnHg: ginnfdl fdtn aaes Deoer gut peroen.
Ole Get miro oobtneeben. liner @dt prb nue @rdbrrneen ma.
DIEM mo init nnten @~rfnhrrngen al neen ~Qnihnungen formen. geele
Mn91uuungen nbr f6nneH ier Dobl Seiuoidaft mieoer IN s~rernoidaft
naH0eIn So spHhen @n8eImenihen ME spiihen 80Gern- ang
1uAHen 5d golfern beoettt nht epige GenOfhoft. Die 3ertruImdde
iebcr biarn ms Oaftr elm lhones geipiel. 1866 lnnoeu greuBen umb
DgHrrrcdltngorn fd NIT Ganonen gegemiber, be1te feben fe 66uIhr
III GduIhr mf @eoeib uO GerOerb SuianHen-Sofmngl
@ieaeFht neroen mir emit frob rn0 oonf6ar lem, BOB os Sbr
1877 inns jill elmer Seer. uno 6lotenmatt ernen STANCES mahte. @enn
fp6rr Der nus SntereHengegendsen fh lnDermeiolih ergebeHOe Gonlift
smfden sSnpan uno inns gum gusbrube fommt miro uns Snpan I'M
Aehr tm0 GnHen fn0en. lno bas. mas ms beafe cine hrbtbore uno
gef6brEde Aufgabe lem purbe, MIRO uns 6dnn notwithstanding Ieidt
IND fhr fem. @ieoieG grtes mosen bde Gage un6 6Re 8tt fir
TINS fhon III ibren Sdobe trognESofmngi
and aarfutog fam 8fermorgen-9offmnel
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Seio ME obne oieIem
einfad9en QbfabrmitteII
Or. gaIoDcI's Sgrnp gepFn baIf
6ieiem 8nbb, Hnd0erR niIes
anSere ~berI0ate.

Der fleine Bar genberernIt i'll
lett bier Sabre alt itno Itrost Dor
@eiun0beit. 6don oils S1llgIing,
gIeid na6 iehner @eburt, lit or
ftrbtbor an 8eromuResItoruhgel
Seine ghttter, Srmi Carl 90. Sen.
bergrot, Geo Sen, Sno., b0rte bon
Or. gaIomea's Syrup 8epfn, fanfte
cine 5loide oonon in Der Apotbefe
uno berbeiierte oomit iofort Oen
3uitnnO hires &inoes.
6rnii E~enoergrolt iogt, oob Or.
@oIOmeG's Spr1tp Bepitn ibr niel.
mails cine Goftorpifite eriparte uno
6oB fie itets cine GInihe oobou fir
ebentielen @ebrn1ib I'M Sntle Dor.
ratig bat. sic fano es mi9 ais
nirtiomes IfibrmitteI fir ii6
ieIbit un0 bic nn0eren Sarnilien.
mitglieoer.
Or. gnIopeI's Sbrltp Bepftn be.
Itebt ans ettter Riidmg a%bfiibren.
Der &rdtiter tut0 9epiin ongenebm
i'm @efdmod, miI0e in 8irtung
uno abiolit pirfiom. 8ertrlo6t
ne0er Shmfrsen nod &r1rrpfe lro
entbdIt feline nnrfotiihe ODER be.
tdubenoe 9eTtan0teiIe. @s lit Elm
i0eaIes 6umiIien.a bfiibruritteI, mil.
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Ger GrfoIg IN Sbrm 2ebens6e-
rui bdngt BON Der @efunoheit Shrer
AuaeH nb. 9eiuhcn Sie Or. Mei.
Iono, 3reiHont. Shmierige Safe
SE1iakaM
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-13

Die ruIiiideu Grouen ioaen Oas
Stimmreft erbalten, ober 5utraglts
der mare es ibneu nno auBlaH0 ie.
oenfaIs, tueuu fie SlmGd1t DeriuheH
MOLTEN, 2elen mS S9reibeH sg let.
men.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-13

guSneiier 1T bas DirfIide Eager
6ier-boaitat6ig n6eeldgert bebor
es ouf 5Ioi9en ee5ogert. 8oGer Sta.
BAIT gegeben fir Ieere 6lnihen su IL
eeno eirter Get. o. $. @anjeH, Re.
taiI9enIer. &bone Douglas 2506.
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be rnb ongenebm fir Ben Sdtig.
ling, 9leidaeitig aber aud unfebL
bar ielbit fit Die itdrtite aonIts
tuition.
lin Smttotionert ltnD tDtrfings
loie Rahabnulngen ait permeioen,
berIonge man Or. GaIoiueas Gbrilp
gepitn. Sebt. DAB Or. gaI0nea'a
6aeiimile unteridrift uno gilo r1
Dem geIben aarton it, in Dem Die
5loI6e berpodt 1T. Sir cine toItetb
freie grobeflnide idreibe man an
Or. %. 9. GuIbnel, 442 8aibinp.
ton Str. MonticeIIo, Sainois.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
"The Most Terrible Sight"

A great vlolinist says that American
women ar~ "inhuman." ''Do you know
what to me is the most terrible sight
In oil New York;" he asks. Worse
than the pitable procession of little
girls up Broadwny? 1t Is the women In
the foyer Of the opera. When I look
at them II Is with pity and with dis
may, and finally with terror. How can
there be so many women, ask myself,
who look so inhuman? Oh. the splen-
dor of their perfection. how terrible It
Is. One after another, one after anoth-
er. see them; early middle-aged and
niddle-aged, calm and magnificent,
their too-abundanr flesh carefully cor
seted, their arms and bosoms shining,
every detail of them speaking how
they live in the realm of the body, and
how much thought and time 1t has TAX
en- to give them that special aspect OF
perfection. One knows how they live,
how sheltered are they from every I'M
comfortable physical sensation. They
shrink from discomfort more shudder-
tngly than a Drawer race shrinks from
pain. "-Woman's Home Companion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
NOT DUE TO BAD ToNsILs
Theory That rheumatism May Be
Traced to Infected Condition Of
Throat 10 Given Jolt.

The prevalent idea that there Is a
distinct relationship between the ton.
sils and rheumatism" receives a Sc
we're Jolt In report by Drs. s. J.
Grove. s. Shelton Watkins and Alma
S. Rothholz In the bulletin Of the Johns
Hopkins hospital. These Investigators
followed up nine cases after the tom
slls had been removed. Only two
showed improvement. two showed no
improvement and Eve of the cases are
much worse. Yet In ench of these
cases 1t seems certain that the tonsils
were the source Of Infection.
Tonslllectony, as cutting out the
tonsils is called Is always Il trying OPP
Grafton. Sufferers from rheumatoid
arthritis are generally middle-aged.
and the disease Is generally well adj.
vanced when they seek medical advice.
There is often marked anaemia and a
distinct lessening Of ability to with
stand pain. Therefore It Is doubtful
# they should be subjected to such a
painful operation.
The investigators express skepticism
as to the efficacy of tonsil removal In
other rheumatic Northumberland
fever and chorea, for instance, but say
that wheh the tonsils really are the
primary source Of Infection their re-
Eoval may materially help the cure by
preventing constant reinfection.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
GOLF TOURNAMENT on
WITH DAY Of SURPRIsEs
Kenneth Edwards. of niaIothfan, 0o1x
star who Plays True-to Form
In First Half Of Qualifying
Round. XII

Midlothian Country Club. Blue Island.
Ills, July 9s~-kenneth Edwards. o.
Midlothian. led the field in the frst
half Of the qualifying round OF the
western amateur championship today.
He made the course In q. which 10
within one OF the record.
Francis Ouimet. the heralded eastern.
er, and one time open champion, turned
In II. The entire field. with the ex-
ception Of Edwards. played below ex-
pectations. Jesse Guilford. of Brook
line, played a poor 81. missing puts
that should have been easy for him.
Guilford started strong. but blew up
coming In getting nine on the six!
teenth, Albert Seckel. of Riverside,
one of the Chicago hopes, got "a.
Bobby Jones. of Atlanta. did not 70
as we'll as expected, getting 4o-4o--so.
He shot consistently. but not the good
game he is capable of His elubmats,
Thomas Prescott. also turned in an
50. J. p. Standish. Jr. of Detroit, who
is one of Michigan's strongest golfers,
had a had showing 44-46--30.
Ned Sawyer turned in a card OF 42-33
10
Addison Stilw ELL and Arthur Lee. Jr..
of Detroit, turned in cards which &C.
counted for the last Of the stars en-
tered. Lee shot II. while Stilwell re-
5oiced with IS one hundred and for
ty-hve players, out of 1s9 scheduled,
started. Heinertchi Schmidt. of San
Francisco, the present title holder. did
not appear to defend his honors
sixty-six players will play the sec.
ond Of the qualifying round tomorrow
morning
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
USUALLY NOT so CARELESS
Story OF the Steward and the Cock
reaches One OF Late Admiral
DeWeys FavorIte Sea Yarns,

Among the late Admiral Dewey's sea
stories was one about an inefficient
steward.
"A sea captain"-so he would be-
gin-"drank off a cup of coffee and
then started back with a cry Of hor-
ror, for there In the bottom of the
cup lay two gigantic cockroa ches.
THE sea captain summoned the
steward In a voice Of thunder. He
pointed out the two cockroaches to
the man. and demanded an exprana-
ton.
I'm certainly very sorry, sir
stammered the steward. I don't un-
derstand 1t at all. I hadn't an idea
them two cockroaches was in that
there cup of coffee when l give II TO
you. They float, usually, you know.
sir. and when l see one I always take
1t out, Of course, sir, before servin'.'"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
NEW YORK GIANTS
STILL ON RAMPAGE
Red Ames Bestcd by Slim sallee in
Pitchers Duel, Which Makes
Fourth Straight From Cards.
REDS KEEP CLIMBING
Blank Boston Braves by to o Count.
! Groh and Kopf Supply Abundance


New York, July New York de-
feated st. Louis today for the fourth
straight time. the score being to 2.
Rain fell at intervals during the game
and stopped play for forty-flve min
utes in the NTH inning. Many OF the
players had run off the field when
Umpire KLEIN ordered the game to
be resumed. The Giants won by
breaking a tie in the seventh inning.
when Holke received the only base
on balls Ames issued and scored on
Raridens double a portion OF the
receipts were devoted to the Red Cross
and the game was attended by two
regimental bands and other soldiers.
The score.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
THAT EXTRA GLASS OF JELLY
Tale Is Something Like That Of What
Happened to Man Just for Lack of
Horseshoe Nail.

you've all heard that old saw about
lack of q horseshoe naN." said I ie
Jim B., coming into the village store
one morning. well, I can tell you
tale thatll lay 1t in the shade. 1t was
recent happening at our house. We
had company in the house that planned
to leave on that early morning train
this morning and mother and the girls
got up before daybreak TO get an extra
good breakfast The table vas decked
out with a fresh tablecloth and all the
best china and glassware, and they had
fried chicken and made cream gravy
and hot biscuits, and there was strip
and preserves and goodness knows
what all.
But Just before they called ths
company out, mother decided that she
wanted one more glass Of Jelly to put
on. One Of the girls came up out OF
the cellar through the trap door that
opens in the dining room, and when
she had set the pitcher OF cream on the
table she climbed up on chair on tho
other side of the table to get the telly
off the top closet shelf. Coming down
she tipped the chair over, throwing
her against the dining table. OF course.
that turned the table over. and as It
went over all the best dishes and that
wonderful breakfast slid through the
open trap door, landing with smash
at the bottom OF the cellar.
There wasn't time to get another
breakfast before train time, and not
much left in the house to get, either.
So you see the company WIS dtsup-
pointed, the women folk were just
plagued to death. and oil the best
things ruined. all for the extra glass
of jelly-but you better believe / didn't
stay around home to quote that old
saw TO m."-Indianapolis News.
Some Ways Of Thinking.
Beware Of the RAN who talks toe
much; 1t Is n sign that he does little
thinking Then. tco, some men think
with their lungs and some with their
stomachs.-Exchange.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
State Corporation Commission.

Charters were issued yesterday as
follows:
The D 3. Gish Manufacturing Com
pany, Inc, Alexandria Va -s1 90, 900
Automobile business p. Bradley Gish.
president; j. B. kinnear. secretary
and treasurer. both Washington, D. c,
Woodson Supply Company. Inc,
woodson, Va.-$10, Mercantile
business J. c, Campbell, president
Tioga, W. Va; c. H. Miller, secretary,
Woodson, Va
Dixie splint Coal Company. Inc,
Clinchfield, Va.-s250o0 Coal bust
ness. w. II. Nickels Jr., president
w r lessee, secretary and treasurer
both Big Stone Gap. Va
Brunswick Aid Association. Inc
Richmond, Na---no capital stock
Benevolent Grace G. Goodwin, pres
ident: H. W. Goodwin. secretary, both
Richmond. Va.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
Had Reason to Fear u.

Betty's mother gave her a nickel to
get some crayons In a few minutes
Betty returned with a woebegone LOOK
on her face and informed her mother
that they had raised ] cent on the
crnyeus. She was given the extra cent,
and as she got to the door she said:
Mother. I hopes they don't 60 up
some more while I'm gone"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
TIGERS AND SENATOR'S
SPLIT DOUBLE.-HEADER
Each Take ne-Sded Contest Senators Winning Opener,
to and Tigers Coping Last 10 to Yankees at Last
= Break Streak by Taking to Contest from Browns

Detroit, July 9.-Detroit and wash
inSton split double-head today,
the Senators winning the first game
to and the Tigers taking the sec
ond contest 10 to q Washington
punched hits with Detroit's errors in
the hrst game and scored at will.
The winners hit Shaw very hard in
the second game, scoring six runs in
the second inning on Ave hits, two
scores:
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-07-10
silver In Higher,

New York, July 9.--Silver In bulk to-
day commanded ISM cents an ounce
on the New York Metal exchange. I his
lis the highest price ecorGei here since
1922. The metal sold on Saturday at
777. cents. The great demand IN Eu-
rope. where the troops are all paid in
silver, is said TO be responsible for the
present premium. -