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HOTEL WILLARD P Fiss;

New York ave. and the beach: 1876 large, airy
rooms: many with full ocean view; others over
looking lawn and tennis court: elevator; running
water; excellent cuisine and service; private
bathing rooms with shower and plunge pool for
plans. Special American plan $40 so up weekly.
X. II. FITZPATRICK.
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THE FOCRTEES-MlSUTE SUBURB"
Under the management and supervision Of owner.
ONLY TWO BUNGALOWS LEFT.
AURORA BILLS HOMES ARE EXCEPTIONAL
bargains because the mo terial was contracted for
before the advance In prices. Tapestry-faced
hollow tile bungalows. with cement verandas and
steps. oak floors. hardwood trir. open nreplaess
built-in buffets, tile baths, large sleeping
porches hot-water heat and electric ransss;
artesian water under heavy pressure and sewer
to the Potomac River. larger brick and frame
houses for sale also. All houses on lots b0x18b
IT., on paved streets, with cement sidewaiks
shade trees and well-kept parking.
Take the Mount Vernon electric cars ut 18th
st. and Pa. ave. for q 14-minuts ride to the
beautiful AURORA HILLS station.
once e23 Southern Building. Phone Main SlA
Agent on the property all day Sunday.
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ADAM wEscHLER, AUcTIoNEER.
GROCERIES BY AUCTION
AT
WESCHLER'S,
go Pa. Ave. NV,
Tomorrow,

Commencing 1890 AN.
MISCELLANEOUS sTOCK. CONSISTING OF
FLOUR. CORN. PEAS. BEANS PINEAPPLE.
SALMON. ASPARAGUS, SYRUP, LOBSTER,
TUNA FISH, SOUPS. BAKING POWDER.
COND. MILK. sARDINEs. CATsUP. OLIVES.
MAPLE SYRUP. PICKLES. PRESERVES.
JELLY. JELTO. STARCH. COFFEE, SOAP AND
SOAP POWDER, CRIsCO. PEACHES. COCOA,
CORNED REBF. SHOE POLISH. BIRD SEED.
ETC; AIaO FINE OAK BUTTER BOX, FLOOR
AND COUNTER CASES. WALL CASE, COUN-
TIERS. Enc.
Terms: Cash.
jy23-3t ADAM A. wEsCHLER. Auct.
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RHODE ISLAND AVE. NE
Detached 2-story house; large lot
and garage; house has rooms
reception hall, tiled bath: electric
lights and h9t-water heat; stone
foundations and porches- Nearly
new. IL Is a real bargain at
s., $50
SHANNON & LCCHS,
Main 2345. 713 14th St
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FOR EXCHANGE.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

DESIRABLE 7TH ST. BUSINESS PROPERTY:
120 feet frontage: go feet two streets The
Improvements consist Of two two-s.ory pressed
brick buildings with modern conveniences The
property is now producing annual rental of
y. 400 and is capable OF doing much better. The
for farm or city property. Price only $40 600
GARDINER & DENT. Inc,
III 18th St. NV.
FIVE iEAK-oLD work horse. for automobile
Address BoI Iis-R. Star office.
SPECIALITY OF REAL ESTATE, SALES And
exchanges-LArge. active list of residences, busi-
ness and suburban properties, apartments. build
ing lots and farms. We have advantageous
propositions.
A. y. FOX COMPANY 1911 n st. NV.
Sales and Exchange Department.
BEAUTIFUL ALL MODERN HOME: BEET SEC.
ton: lot 1001125 all kinds shrubbery, fruit ear.
den. lawns; 81 600; 81 $50 mtge.; for small home
in Nv 3l5 Kenois bldg 8Os
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Three lots in this grand section; froatans
146 feet on Wisconsin ave.; the highest point 10
ths subdivision oyeriocks entire city ami Petsoes
division. 81 cents psr foot,
L W. WEED. 1918 II Ct. -.
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GRANckTlAk1IC

Capacity. 600; private baths: running water in
rooms. elevator, etc ; notable table: white serv
ice. Booklet. Auto at trains. W. F. SHAW.
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Rrick Stable in Rear
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$500 ONLY. on TERMS. WILL BUY 10
room brick house: always rented: s222 year;
enough vacant ground adjoining TO build four or
nv" houses property assessed for over s3.7oo:
io-room, modern. bay-window brick: hw.h.:
2story brick garage: large lot; Md. ave. me-.
NEW YORK REAL ESTATE BROKERS, 1923 F.
HoMEsEEKER OR INvEsToR-BEAUTrFUL
home 10 rot by until you have inspected my
house; ideal home location S. H. Park price
fur below actusl value: furnished II desired ::
owner VIII call TO see you in person. Address
Box 3l4-A, Star Office.
MODERN ROOM AND SLEEPING PORCH,
new house: Is minutes walk down town; ideal
location: St, lexington. Re: strictly white
buy direct. less than 81. 300: best value In city.
Address Box Is4-C. Star Office. go
FOR sALE-owNER LEAVING CITY WILL
sacrifice home in Cleveland Park; rooms and
attic hot water heat; electric lights; hardwood
foors. VIII make terms II desired. Price,
$500 address Boz 2s4.C: Star ofnce:
THREE BRICK DWELLINGS ON I ST. Sc.
bot 18th and 18th; total rental $50. 80 monthly
purchase price. s.. TOO must be sold in q few
DAYS. Inquire J. p. STEIN. Attorney for Seller,
49, La. ave. NV.
81 200 CASH. SMALL TRUST: MODERN
leaving city. Address 2os. the Portsmouth.
BEAUTIFUL RESIDENCE FOR SALE IN
Cleveland Park; price. s.50o. This property
IL located on the finest street in Cleveland Park.
JOSEPH C. zIRKLE. EOS Colorado bldg.
FOR sALy-C0RNER HOUSE, CONTAINING
and bath; heated by hot water; in good
condition; within three squares Of the new In
iapce Of the interstate commerce and Com
n,erces Department buildings. War Department
and civil service. The owner positively must
PRICED 5000 Any reasonable offer considered.
VIII make terms. II cannot be except b.
DesmA- GEO. IS. LINk1As. LIZA Pa. ave.
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HOTEL TUDOR, VIM SaA. ant. s sss q.
season June 18th. Reservations can b. maos
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WANTED TO BUY.

10 or II room house in Cleveland Park. within
walking distance Of public school; answer with
particulars and terms. Address Box 13i-B, Star
ONCE.
HAVE SEVERAL PURCHASERS FOR HOUSES
IN BROoKLAND. 81. TOO TO $4,000.
DAVID E. BARRY, iso7 ST., St NV.
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ADAM A. WEsCHLEr, AuCTIoNEER.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1917-04-18
Mothers Doll Story
Some Nice Kittens

There was once a mother cat who
had three beautiful kittens.
The oldest was Jimmy, the next
Dora, and the baby was Ted.
Every morning Mother Cat used to
give the three kittens a bath But be-
cause they were made of gingham they
could never get into the bathtub. So
Mother Cat used to wash them in her
lap, with little pan of sOapy water
within reaeh.
When they were all wet she used to
lick them dry with her pretty pink
tongue.
One morning Jimmy felt very we'll
Let's tip over the PAM said he to
Dora.
But Dora was q nice little kitten and
said Jimmy, that's naughty, to make
mother more work"
While they were talking Ted stuck
out one gingham paw and knocked the
pan right on to the floor-splash!
Mother won't whip Ted, cause he's
the baby snickered Jimmy.
So while Mother Cat was wiping up
the split bath water all three of the
kittyCatS had lots of fun romping in
the haymow. You must please under.
stand that they lived in red barn and
slept on the sweet hay.
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[lA txTEaslW )bmsloNR S6sA
NSYhum INSTRUCTION BUREAU WSI
hEpEkshouh 1n isEcIos ~sxzS

No country, no race, no sex, no color
is immune to tuberculosis. Similar
~ no tissue, no member, no portion of
the human body is immune to its in
roads. The catholicity of the disease,
both as to people and tissues brings
about strange results. tuberculosis
OF bone or a joint is very different
in its manifestations from tuberculo-
sis of the lungs, the skin or the brain.
When some of the internal organs are
attacked, for example the suprarenal
capsules, the consequences are even
at wider variance from the commonly
conceived picture of the devastations
Of that minute vegetable, the tubercle
bacillus.
Thomas Addison, sprung from the
English -eomanry of Cumberland
physician, teacher, student and dag
nostic genius, carried on a series of
observations for years before he found
that tuberculosis was often at the
root of the disease which now bears
his name Addison's disease, gener-
ally caused by tuberculosis of those
little organs which lie just above the
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Louis Appenfelt delivered cattle at
Lake Mills Tuesday.
Henry and Anna Roth visited at
Elm Grove Sunday.
Theodore Appenfelt visited Sunday
afternoon with his parents.
Philip Bergdoll and son George
transacted business in the vicinity
Friday
Mr. and Mrs. Philip West and
daughters visited with the latters par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hrobsky.
Mrs John Roth visited at the Berg
doll home Monday.
Miss Clara Bergdoll and friend of
Watertown spent the Easter holidays
with her parents Mr. and Mrs. Philip
Bergdon.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank Heitz and fam
lily visited Sunday at the Roth home
Mrs. Edward Hasten visited with
Mrs. Homer Cobb Sunday afternoon.
Henry Roth spent Saturday evening
with Edward hasten.
A number from this vicinity attend
ed the Gifford-Young Company's show
Sunday evening in WATERFOWL.
Arthur Bleecher Of Lake Mills tran
sacted business at Sunnyhill Side
Wednesday.
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kidneys, is marked by extreme pros
tration, bIoodlessness, marked
bronzing of the skin, and death. There
may be other symptoms bat the weak
ness, anaemia and skin fermentation
are the most prominent
The logged determination which
marked Addison's attempt to track a
disease to its original source is the
ruling spirit of Goth century medicine.
No half-discovered fact will satisfy
the modern Investigator The ulti-
mate object is sought in its entirety
by an industry of search, a correla-
ton of scientifically deducted facts
and concentration Of effort. Addi-
son was born in April 1898 and died
of brain disease, June %, 1860
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and coal yard. l don't want TO buy
lumber and coal in car load lots"
But, William. this is only imagi-
nary said Alice.
No Dead Town For Him.
Tell you what. Alice" continued
William: should this imaginary bust
ness become real and the retail cata-
logue houses put our local merchants
out of business and force them to
seek other locations Id be with you.
I'd go too. for who could or would
live in a dead town: We couldn't"
And. come to think it over. Viii
liam. | believe those mail order con
Germs are encroaching upon our rights
and the rights of our local merchants
and | for one am willing to join with
you and the rest of the citizens OF
this community in an effort to adjust
differences that will rebound to the
welfare Of the entire countryside. EN-
bracing all the people-men. women
and children"
The Small Town Killer.
Notwithstanding that this is only an
imaginary situation. it is too true
that a condition of this sort is to be
experienced in thousands of the small
er towns and villages in this country
unless some radical change takes
place among consumers in checking
the growth of the small town killer,
the fast forming retail trust
Why not profit by the Imagination Of
Alice and william?
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PLATTSBURG ROCKIES - BELOW, ERECTING
TENT.
stated. expects to have at least $4,000
men in attendance at this years camps.
In addition to the camps i'll the east
ern and central departments camps
will be organized in the southern and
western departments.
The four Plattsburg camps will be
held on the following dates: First
camp, June to July 1; second camp,
July to Aug. ); third camp, Aug. II
to Sept. 9; fourth camp, Sept. 10 to Oct
IA. The camps for the junior division,
open to boys between the ages of fiji
teen and eighteen years. will be held
at Fort Terry, n. Y, and at Portland,
Me, there being two camps at each
place, the first from June 80 to July %
and the second from Aug. 2 to Aug. 80
In the central department there will
be seven senior camps, three at @Fort
Smelling, Mimi, and two each at Fort
Riley, Kan, and Fort d. A. Russell
WyO. The Junior camps in that de
partment, five in number, will be held
at Fort Benjamin Harrison, Ind; Fort
Des Moines, Ia, and Fort d. A. Rus
sell. The dates Of the camps in the
southern and western departments
can be had by writing to the depart
ment headquarters in San Antonio and
San Francisco.
'The war department" the notice is
sued reads, lis preparing to take care
of $4,000 or more men for the 1917
training camps, and the association eX-
poets to continue its work on a still
larger scale than heretofore and pro
vide at least that number OF men. De
tails of camps and enrolment blanks
will be mailed to those desiring them
as soon as the government prepares
them.
''The only way this large number of
men can be obtained will be through
the active, hearty help and active CO.
operation of each and every training
camp man. We feel that there is
peculiar duty resting upon all training
camp men to do what they can, each
according to his individual power and
means, to further this work The train
ing camps have received the unquali-
fed Endorsement not only of the men
themselves who have attended them,
but Of the war department and of the
country at large
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1917-04-18
SHOWS HOW STOMACH ACTS.
Professor Demonstrates Reflex Move
nent With Movies.

ment With Movies.
BaltimOre.-BefOre q clinic of nearly
500 students of the medical department
of the University of Maryland, DR..
Louis Gregory Cole of Cornell univer-
sity gave a remarkable lecture on the
working Of the human stomach. The
lecture was illustrated by moving pic
lures, which showed the actual reflex
movement of the stomach.
Professor Cole is the first man to
have successfully photographed the
pyloric reflex and peristalsis, and the
pictures were interesting in the ex
IRENE.
During the lecture DR.. Cole gave
credit to Professor John G. Hemmeter
of the University of Maryland as the
pioneer discoverer Of the use Of X rays
as a means of diagnosing and recogniz
ing abnormal states of the heart and
stomach.
DR.. Hemmeter was the first to learn
that the x ray could be used to recog-
nize ulcer Of the stomach.
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Despite the scarcity of hogs there
are many places who would gladly
give away few of them now living
there.
With cabbage at IS cents a pound
and potatoes at four dollars a bushel
the outlook for "mulligans" this sum-
mer is rather slim, to say nothing of
the price of corned beef and chickens.
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Sl0an's Liniment For Rheumatism.

The torture of rheumatism, the pains
and aches that make life unbearable
are relieved by Sloan's Liniment, a
clean. clear liquid that is easy to ap-
ply and more effective than mussy
pIasters or ointments because it pen
etrates quickly without rubbing. For
the many pains, and aches following
exposure, strains, sprains and muscle
soreness, Sloan's Liniment is prompt
ly effective. Always have bottle
handy for govt, lumbago, toothache,
backache, stiff neck and all external
pains. AT your druggists, Csc. I
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Gift to Bow Scouts,

Walter Jennings, one of the officers
of the Standard Oil company, who has
summer home at Cold Spring Har-
Dor, n. Y, has given a plot Of land to
the scout council of Cold Spring Har
Dor as site for a headquarters cabin.
The work of building the cabin is to
be done by the boys, including the fell
ing and trimming the trees and fran.
ing and inclosing the cabin.
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TO TRAIN $4,000
Dates and Locations of Military
Camps Announced.
SESSIONS IN PLATTSBURG.

In Addition TO Camps in Eastern and
Central Departments There VIII Be
Organizations In South and West.
Junior Divisions at Fort Terry, N. Y,
and Portland, Me.
New York. - The Military Training
Camps Association of the United
States, with headquarters at 81 Nassau
street, announced the dates of the
civilian training camps that will be
held in the eastern and central mill
tary departments next summer and
early fall. The war department, it is
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The Slespers.

The bat and the bear they never care
What winter winds may blow;
The jumping mouse in his coZy house
Is safe from ice and snow;
The chipmunk and the woodchuck,
The skunk who's slow, but sure,
The brown raccoon, who hates the moon,
Have found for cold the cure.
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HERE AND THERE

That was a rather quick stop a par
ty of WATERFOWL men made near
"Cooney" one evening last week while
enroute home in an auto Moral:
Never look behind when your hand is
on the steering wheel.
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JOBS FOR HUNCHBACKS.
Normal Men Too Strong, Can't Use
Girls, Says Chicago Firm.

Girls, Says Chicago Firm.
Chicago. = In the help wanted col
umns was the adj, Three hunchbacks
wanted; easy work; steady and profit
able, if competent"
Inquiry developed that the cripples
were wanted to operate machines in an
envelope factory, where delicacy Of
touch is required.
Said one OF the firm seeking men:
Girls have been operating these ma
chimes. Now we must operate night as
well as day and cannot employ women
too strong and is apt to be too clumsy.
A hunchback is generally a delicate
worker"
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GROWTH AND SILENCE,

There is nothing more impress
sive as an exhibition of power
than the expansion of great
tree and its wonderful power of
resisting the storms and winds.
But that process is soundIess;
eternal silence seems TO brood in
the shadow of this miracle of
strength and dignity.-Hanilton
w. Mabie.
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No Catalogue House Credit.

But" persisted William, suppose
yoA were broke as usualF'
Oh said Alice, that's SO. l could
not get credit from the catalogue
houses: neither could l inspect the
stock and select the best, nor could
take anything back and exchange it,
as i'll most cases. and if there was any
thing broken | would have to file
claim with the railroad company, and
it would take the better part of a
year to settle it, if at all
, And suppOSing you wanted some
thing in a hurry" suggested William.
That's so" said Alice. Il would
have to stock up like lumber camp,
as it takes from two weeks to the
end Of time to get anything from those
mail order concerns. And, William,
would not want to buy meat by mail;
| want to see what kind | am getting.
Well, we would just have to live with
out meat, that's all.
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Old Age.

Old age is not the slowing up of the
circulat ton of the blood, but the run
ming down Of interest in life. Never
give up expecting something new and
interesting and you will always be
young.
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Some married people don't know
the difference between a home and
boarding house and still they look
wise when discussing household
affairs
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Frog Hollow.

Homer Cobb and daughter visited
at Milford Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Roth transacted
business in Watertown Saturday.
Edward Hasten, Homer Cobb and
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WATERFOWL Weekly Leaders Buy-at-Home Department
the public reliable Trading
published which

When you are in need OF PAINTS,
OILS, BRUSHES, WALL PAPER,
WINDOW SHADES, PICTURE
OR PICTURES OF ALL
KINDS think OF the
J. b. MURPHY COMPANY
III West Main St. Phone 236-x
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At the Theatres

The Classic theatre tonight will pre-
sent June Caprice in a five part Fox,
THE Mischief Maker" Thursday
'Pennington's Round Up" Matinee,
$50. Friday. Viola Dana, in a 5-part
Metro, Threads of Fate" Matinee,
$50. Saturday Frank keenan,, in a
5-part Triangle, THE Sin Ye Do
Sunday, Douglas Fairbanks, in a s.
part Triangle, THE Matrimonial
The bill at the Majestic tonight will
be Kitty Gordon in, 1.-THE Crucial
Test" Thursday, Gail Kane and Car
lyle Blackwell, in ION Dangerous
Ground" Friday, Blanche Sweet, in
THE Storm" Saturday Mary Miles
Minter in, THE Innocence of Lizette"
Sunday and Monday, Lou Tellegan in,
The Victory of Conscience.
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The German village Of Remborn has
a linden tree that is said to be 1,2OO
years old.
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kee at 2:55 p. m. Saturday and Sun
day only.
Train No. "A leaves Watertown for
the east at $50 p. IN. Saturday and
Sunday only
Train No. 33 arrives from Milwau-
kee and departs for Madison at $40
a. m. except Sunday.
Train No 410 arrives from Madison
at 9:2O a. M, except Sunday.
Train No. arrives from Chicago
and departs for Madison at 3:11 D. m.
daily except Sunday.
Train No. % arrives from Chicago
and departs for Madison at 6:3S D. m.
except Sunday.
Train No. 81 arrives from Chicago
daily at 1925 p. m. and goes no fur
Their.
Train No. 80 arrives from the east
at 1850 p. m. daily.
Sunday excursion train arrives from
Milwaukee at 1905 a. m. and goes
through to Madison, returning at 545
p. m.
*These trains stop at Watertown
Junction only.
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RAILROAD TIME TABLES.
CHICAGO e NORTHWESTERN.
South.

%Chlcago passenger-------- SIT a. m.
%Chicago passenger--------11:0 5 a. M.
~Chlcago passenger--------1 1870 p. M.
GAINESVILLE passenger-------7 :15 p. m.
5:17 a. m. train makes close con-
nections for the west at Jefferson
Junction and also for Milwaukee
Both HOS a. m. and 7:15 p. m.
trains make close connections at JEFF
ferson Junction for Madison and all
points west.
North.
Screen Bay passenger 1855 a. m.
Green Bay, Sundays only----S:1O a. m.
Screen Bay -2:43 D. IN.
*Northern Michigan S:25 n. ne.
Rockford passenger arrives at Wa
tertown at $40 a. m. and goes no
farther.
The 1855 a. m. train makes connec-
ton at Clyman Junction for trains
east.
A tran goes west from Clyman
Junction at 500 p. m
*These trains leave daily except
Sunday.
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Just Supposing.

To better eXemplify the range and
possibilities of the human imagination
we will give a little Imaginary con
versation which took place in the coy
cottage of William and Alice Spencer
on d recent evening.
civilian, you asked me what L
would do if the butcher, the baker, the
grocer, the druggist, the shoe dealer,
the lumberman, the coal merchant, the
hardware dealer and dry goods mer-
chant should pack up and leave town
on an everlasting vacation said Alice.
"Why, that's easy. l would get my
goods from the mail order houses, of
course"