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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03

mic T~owarzystwu ,.MiOda POlska' "a
dotychczasowa pracc, zyczac dalszego'
rozwoiu / wzywajac do dalszej. wydat-
nci piracy. Okrzykiem ma pomySlnoSc
Cir. So Zwiazku NarodoweSo Polskle-
20 i Wolncj. ~Zjcdnoczoncj / Nicpodle-
clei Polski zakOnczyia swa move. Ii
czne oklaski re strony ~s}uchaczy bu-
kict z kwiat0w cd Towarzystwa Milo
da Polska" byIy podzickowaniem "a
siowa miiOSci Ojczyzny.
Nastapit Spicw PAM drowej Hrynie-
wieckiej PREY akompaniamencie czion-
KIM ..Miodej Polski' pny NJ. A. Lisew-
skiei. l tn r6wniez publicznoSc byla "a
chwycona Spiewem, kt0ry tylko casa
mi MONA uSlyszcc ma ~zwyk&ych wy
stepach. Pierwsze diva punkty by4y
.,Cisza nocy" Chopina i ,,Piosnka' Bra
gi. DO odSpiewaniu kt0rych zerwa{ sic
taxi grzmot Oklask0w, IL PAM Hrynie-
wiecka zmuszona zostala do odspicwa-
MIA dodatkowegO numeru ~,,Skrzypki
swaty" Kratzera. TAX PAM drOwa Hry
niewiecka "a spiew, jak r0wniez i p.
Lisewska "a dzielny Accomplishment ma
grodzone zostaly bukietami Z kwiatow.
Ostatnia Geese programu by{ wystep
orkicstry ma~ndolinowej pod kierowni-
GIVEN D. Ludwika Ochwata. ,,Medita-
ton" C. S. MOrissona tax sic %podobaio,
re orkiestre zmuszono do odegrania
dwu dodatkowych k~ompozycyi, Tails
man. i .,Gdy IA wybrzezach'. Nastep-
ME PARMA J6zefa Borucka PREY AXIOM
paniamencie orkiestry mandolinowei
odSpiewala partye solowa. Huczne o.
klaski byly nagroda "a znakomita gre
m~andoliniSt0w j Spiew p. Boruckiej.
Ma TEN wyczerpano program / pc u
przatnieciu sail nastapily ochocze ia
ny. Prey ~dzwiekach orkiestry p. Ochwa
ia bawiono sic znakomicie. Jedyna ME-
dogodnoScia chyba by} brak miejsca
ola wszystkich. Dose nadmienic, re do
p~oloneza stanelo 200 par.
Ma zakohczenie czuje sic 20
b~owiazany, wszystkim Osobom, kto-
re raczyly sic przyczyni6 swoim wsp6l-
udzia}em do u~swietnienia programu u
roczystosci W imieniu KOmitetu OBJ
chodu p~odziekowac "a szczerq / benin
teresowna prace. R6wniez W imieniu 10
mitetu dziekuje Zarzadowi Centralne-
mu wv. Mar. Pol, Gminom 75tej / 91ej
2. N. P, tudziez Grupom 694, 7S5, S77,
100 / 1916 Wv. Mar. Pol. "a przybycie
in gremio, lub tez pr"ysianie reprezen-
tant6w. Szanownej P. T. Pu~blicznosci
r6wniez czujemy sic zobowiazani podzie
kowac "a liczne ~przybyCie ma urOczy--
stosc i poparcie dobrego celu.
Szczeg6lowe sprawozdanie z dOcho-
dow i rozchod6w, tudziez re ziozonych
datk6w ogloszone bedzie w dziennikach
wkr0tce.
J6zef Sponder,
sekretarz obchodu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03
POLSKIE TRANSAkCYE
REaINOSCIOWE

"0
J6zef J%6zefowicz naby{ 5145 So.
Campbell ave.
jerry Tamowski nabyi $40 South
Campbell ave.
szymon Szymowski nabyl 4S42 S.
Elizabeth str.
H. Ledzianowski nabyi 420S So.
Fairfield ave.
Maryanna Niedzielska nabyla 294O
-42 W. 53rd str.
F.. F. G1omski nabyl 5137-39 So.
Fairfield ave
Ludwik Zielihski naby1 1908 So.
51st str.
J. Hojnowski nabyl 1903 S. 51st
str.
stanislaw Klonowski naby{ 1859
w. 4Sth str, r6g S. Wood str.
B. zemewicz nabyl 4739 S. Homo
re str. "a $4475.
A. stopka nabyl $685. S. Kilbourne
ave.
Stanislaw Lepkowski naby} 5671 S.
Normal ave.
L. swiontek nabyl 5154-56 S. Pau
lima ul. "a $425o.
Katarzyna Kwiatkowska nabyla
1910 G W nj
Ignacy Cisek nabyl 3729-S1 W.
6Sth str.
Anna Jahska nabyla 5143-45 So.
Troy str.
Michal I. Maikowski nabyi S545
S. Troy str.
Antoni Forys nabyl 40 S. Wood
str.
Marya Pachowska nabyla S031 N.
Ayers ave-, Avondale.
Stefan L. Kolanowski naby} 5543-
SO w. Addison str, r6g Long v e
Wladyslawowo.
P. Balasa nabyi 1924 N. Central
Park ave-, Waclawowo.
w. Pyrzyhski nabyi 1923 Dawson
str. Avondale.
Jan Paluch nabyl 574S W. Grand
ave., Hanson Park.
J6zef Szymanski nabyi SOL No.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03
Pobor do Armiii
Stanow Zjedno-
czonych.

Wydzial lokalny ma prawo wezwae
pod kara (subpoena) nietylko kaz-
diego re~gestranta, ale jakakolwiek in
ma osobe celem porzesiuchania go ia
ko swiadka odnosnie do faktow,
spraw, lub informacyi, bedacycl W
posiadaniu osoby wezwanej. 1naczej
mowiac, wydzia{ lokalny ma praWo
wdrozyc sledztwo co do spraw W
swej juryzdykcyi 1 emusic sWiadkow
iakichkolwiek do s~kiadania zeznah.
Wszelkie take ~zeznania beda skaa-
dane pod przysiega, kt6ra cd swiad-
ka odbierze ten4e wydziai.
Jesli swiadek wezwany W ten spo-
sob odmowi skladania zeznah, wten-
czas sadly Stan6w Zjednoczonych ma
zadanie wydzialu ~lokalnego wezWac
moga takiego Swiadka do stawienia
sic ma p~rzesluchy. A jesli 1 wtedy roz-
~porzadzenie sadu zignoruje, skazany
zostae mole ma rok wiezienia.
Pc uplywie pieciu dni, " ktorych
regestrowanemu przysiuguje prawo
a~pelacyi klasyfikacyi, nadanej mu
przez wydzia1 lokalny, wydziai tenze
wysIe kaademu regestrowanemu Ger
tvfikat ostatecznej klasyfikacyi (fi-
nal classification. Certyfikat ten
kazdy regestrowany ma zaws0e nosic
PREY sobie.
obowiazkiem kazdej osoby we w1e-
kn poborowym bedzie certyfikat ten
okazae W miejsce dotychczasowej
niebieskiej karty regestracy5nej ia
kiemu kolwiek czlonkowi wydziaiu
noborowego Tub policyantowt, jesH
tego zazada.
Jesli regestrowany certyfikat swo5
zgubi, powinien natychmiast zgfosic
sic osobiscie do swego wydziaM po-
rovego DO nowy certyfikat, ktory mu
bedzie wydany.
Wszelkie z%wolnienia | w~yfaczenia
re siu5by wojskowej, udzielone do
dnia 1890 grudnis. beda cd dnia to-
90 niewatne.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03

Kimball ave-, rog Barry ave., Avon
dale.
Jan L. Lukanicz nabyf 212s N. Lo-
rel ave-, Cragin.
Wojciech Latuszek nabyi 2113 N.
Lorel ave., Cragin.
Antoni Rymkiewicz nabyi 3216 n.
Narragansett ave.
Jakob Szczodrowski nabyi 1898 w.
Newport ave-, Wladysiawowo.
Kazimierz Rymkus nabyi 1882
Wisner ave-, Avondale.
Jan Marcypan nabyi 503S W. WILL
son ave.
P. Wytrwai nabyi 2116 Austin av.
F. Kortas naby{ 1888 n. Ashland
ave-, StanisiaWowo.
Adela Urban nabyia 1851 S. Airport
ave.
Helena WiSniewska ,naby}a 1903
Armitage ave-, MaryanOwo.
Franciszka Zientarska nabyia
1851 w. Cortland ul., Maryanowo.
Franciszek MaGka nabyi 1888 So.
Clifton Park ave.
Stanislaw Siomczynski nabyf 1855
w. Chicago ave-, Miodziankowo, oraz
649-59 n. Western ave-, r6g Huron
str, Helenowo 1 213S w. Cornelia
str, Helenowo.
Jan Lacny nabyi 2117 W. 18th st.
Franciszek Guza naby{ Pills Green
witch str, Jadwigowo.
Jan Sebastian nabyl 10000 Had
don ave, rog Wood str, Trojcowo.
Antoni Rogowski nabyi $500 Had
don ave-, Helenowo.
Szczepan Wenc nabyl 1917 North
Marshfield ave-, Tr6jcowo.
Ignacy Kacperowski nabyi 1904
W. 18th str.
Stan. Giombek nabyl 94S New
ton str, Tr6jcowo.
Franciszek Ciechna nabyi 2225-27
w. 18th str.
J6zef Mandala nabyl 514 Osborn
str, Mlodziankowo.
Antonina ZawiSlak nabyla 1880
w. Park ave.
S~zczepan G~oszkowski naby{ 1928
". Shakespeare v
IS. Izdebski nabyl 1889 Sloan str.
Stanisfawowo.
J6zef Laskowski nabyi 2647 ".
22nd place.
Jan Paluch nabyl 204S ". 25th st.
MARGIN Barabasz nabyi 1882 No.
Winchester ave-, Helenowo.
Wojciech Baranowski nabyl 1928
S. Escanaba ave.
Karol J. Wolfranski nabyl 12242
S. Wallace str.
Pawei Drzymalski nabyI 1916 FL
ston ave-, "a posrednictwem W1ady-
slawa Stanczewskiego.
Anna Sowihska nabyla 2245 Per-
ry str.
Eleonora Budzinska nabyla 1928
S. Eemerald ave.
Wawrzyniec Zajac nabyl 2S21 Hi
lock str.
Wladysiaw Brychas nabyI 2s4s
Poplar ave.
Katarzyna Balceroska nabyla 1880
S. Poplar ave.
Leon Rakowski nabyi 1929 quinn
str.
Pelagia Matuszewska nabyla 34o4
S. Western boul.
Jan S. Worzalla nabyl 13341-4S s.
Western boul.
Andrea Majdo naby. ~1s452-54 8.
Avenue M.
J6zef Rydzy naby1 2433 N. Luna
ave., Cragin.
Stanislaw Regosihski nabyi 800 E.
12Oth place.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03
SM6 M6
z KREGIELNI KAFORSkIEGO l
KR0LLA.
OK

Ma alejach W kregielni ,,ArmitaSe"
kt6rej wlaScicielami SO dwaj wyzej wy
mienieni sportowCy, ~rozegrane byly o.
negdaj regularne kOntcSty piatek z ligi
rArmitage'. Rezultaty kontest6w ia
kiC:
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03

3 / 0 0 > x-9
HOlstein Park Revere:
0 l 0 O > 0-3
S~kradzione mety Sokoli I; HOlstein
Park Revere >.
Cderzenia ma dwie mety Meyer.
POdw0jne CRY: S~zerSzeniewski do
Urbana.
Wymachanych: przez SzerSzeniew-
skiego II; przez ]. Schoenfeld'a 20.
Wolne mety ma pilki cd Szerszenie-
wskiego l; Cd Schoenfeld'a 3.
Gas CRY 2:15. - widow 100.
Sedziowie cry Antoni Jahnke i Stro-
ner.
SkOr kiper s. Z. Sakowski.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-03
u II ECKHARTA.
80

Ubiesiej $rOdy wieczorem piatka
,.Eckhart Park Blues" pokonala pia-
IKE Central Turner's" W grze W pike
koszykowa punktami Al do l.. era ia
odbyla sic W sail gimnastycznej w par
ku Eckharta PREY Chicago ave. i No.
BILE nj.
Central Turner's" pOkOnawSzy ME
dawnO piatke ,,Eckhart Park Blues"
punktami - do 16 mieIi sobie to "a
zsszczyt IL pokonali s~zampion6w par
k6w zachodnich, leCz ME dluSo sic tenn
..hawili". Sprytna i Systcmatyczna gra
p,atki ..E. z. &" Sprawila, IL CT costa
Ii przcz Swych SZampiOn0w sromotnie
pOkonanl czego Ia dOw0d podajemy pc
nizej rapport W cyfrach. Uklad obu pia-
tex byl taxi:
ECKHART PARK Blues
Lipman, r. F.
CiSSau, L. F.
Lewandowski. c.
Scavone, r. G.
Tenlm, L. G..
CENTRAL TURNER'S
Handles, r. F.
Hardies, L. F.
Waldman, c.
Bauer, r. G.
Seyallecht /. G.
KoSzyh zdobyi - Lipman, 6; Eli
sen 4; LewandowskI 5; Scavone 6;
Timm 5; Hardies .; Hardies S; Wald-
mar ..
Wolne rzuty zdobyli - Lipman L;
LewandowSki 1.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
;SIDELGHTy0NWARM
northumberland from Monday

RR @ @ m m ] 3 there os "' T @ s Si tn . % s Ses s
potaman campaign show the difficulties Of the supply lines
bigger Ts than o oar Roc war; and incidentally Snk mos.
3oan' % T1 but see very % little mo, noGnT m . about s the campaign f
The British operations being carried the far cast under dreadful
aandeaps We haven't the shipping " give the pope amount OF cargo boats
", @ % o % ns % gIs ,o % r OF our s s S an a%d s4 S u 's @
w a' @ ,qo" % you & 5an @ yo9. own '" OF carrying everything with
point that publisher opinion that
. 0S, % pss @ The me J9 @ 3 sa'' M s"a did an met y @ what S ts' M po
such expedition might b merely said there debate
The Dsher editors who had slcsfuy spread
thought lue with Germany internally He said all Berlin
thing % are & T'Iy % P S,0 wo W o % ] s% % and hi Ideas ] 3 there s. t,. %s
There nothing wrong with their machine They have been planning and
satisfactory report least three times from Berlin and these German.
gained territory they system people
wonderful On the first Of each month they these wonderful
I'VE against people who have been preparing every possible
and they have left details unattended They predomnated lust for
Their 'ciSsndn elf com den has been saggsated as a result Of success in the
TT sn 10 ar sS @ @ sc P % . w ma & % ae e'iTd % @ % @ % % yeb %
and who have @ give" give their life for @ @ suppose that at people who
IS collection should
City with few and should competition
% @ three % % 1,5 Sse We % began" s & % a% ', with more So %y ag % all %
seldom saw soldier Gnee, IN paade.and then the soldiers had
%a orsog,n gan @ & our our cot country We maintained tain military ,, e. under
o ap' % us % a an % a WAS 5 bad for 1nd TS $ ssd % - they said aid @
anything e
in a talking bandd
feeling of brotherhood should
sec best this No has morec
the infinitely difficult than My
has lost its windows which blown by german bombs another
has been shel home gardeners wife and children
hdbu these important things military
concerned
that farmers did not believe that
n difficulty dealing with prosperous pop-they
optimistic The has done much for he has made them
they their wheat They
hundreds
that Germany without food anything wcarthat she having
and all in all O
realize
those things until they brought home 0 -
| (Io be
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
THE FOOD PLEDGE is CALLING.

7 OVAL workers calling housewives to
- signatures to the food pledges Every family can
display patriotism at this time by promptly signing the
pledge and observing its requirements True little
flee will be needed but what is insignificant sacrifice
part compared to the suffering which exists in those
desolate lands where human beings pershing from
hunger7
We have large army in France We arc going to send
bigger to the European bateiiclds Those soldiers
must be fed II think we have enough food to supply
ourselves to feed army and supply food to
allies are ueading dangerous ground There may
be sufficient food for all these purposes but there dan
ger that the supply will be inadequate That's why the food
conservation being magnifed in the hope that
indifferent families may their in this food
crisis,
! People in the United States not asked to subSS on
short raon All that is desired is to adjust the meals so
that substitution will cause surplus in the product,
which needed for and for those nations which
aligned with in the fight to make the world free.
II don't observe this plan OF adjustment and it we don't
cooperate to stop the Of food we'll find that neg
atlye position will tend to proong tho agony of war.
So, the people understand what this saving
Of food there is to believe that the response
will be unanimous that the committees will find their work
pleasure and that the signatures the food pledges will
be indicative of the determination Of patriotic people to
lend their force to end the war
America faces the problem OF feeding both armies and
civilians in Europe We have quantities Of food
in this country hut in the lace OF war which may last
five years, next year will be too late stop the
food waste 1t must be done uow-IHlS WEEK Then
we must continue the economy which learn during the
week that food pledges signed single week Of CON
sevaon Of food does not end the campaign 1t runs SO
long the war lasts
Have at least whcatcss meal day Use corn oats
rye barley and other grains saving portion Of the Amer
can wheat to help in feeding the who arc on battle
fields Those Of us here at home who in the mill
tay service duty to the in the ranks That dul,
consists in giving the soldiers guarantee that we will Sc,
that they get plenty to cat Economy our own dinner
tables regular meals for soldiers No ono car
refuse to make the sacrifice which assures food for ou
boys on foreign soil
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
SAVE THE FooDSTUFF.
BY THEODORE ROOSEVELT

MIR. HOOVER has been appointed the man TO lead
AVA Ms of this nation in the vitality important matter o
producing and saving as much food possibly can IN
order that we send abroad the largest possible amount
for the of suffering allies and for the use OF our
gallant soldiers Mr. HooycrS prc-cmncnt service in
Belgium pointed hm out "' "l an inc men VI U' Country
the man most tat Tor the very position to "h'h pc mas oe'
Sppolned Let us give him our most nearly ana Ioya
support
III tn's great ana ttIlOo wal "' 'SuS'' ' ' ~,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
"Saue the Waste and Win the War;
THE FINANCIAL SHlRKER.

ONCE upon time there was man who had little
money he invested his funds in several pieces OF bust
ness property in his home The town being small and
without payements and cars the business property
purchased represented small investments
The stores paid fair rentals and the town grew, rs
Iris growth took place the Of the store buildings
promptly raised the rents The owner OF the business prop
erty grew rich.
The town grew and grew and grew As the business
property became more valuable the tenants were asked to
pay higher rents They demurred but informed that
Il they did not wish to pay the rental prices asked that
others would
Time went on and the business property again increased
b value mounting big figures caused by the growth ot
the town which had expanded from small place into
metropolis The owner referred to above did nothing 10
cause the town to grow His fellow citizens the
ones who built great city thus creating higher real es-
tate values and higher rentals bringing great wealth to the
owner Of the store buildings.
Then, the people decided to build y, NJ. c. A. build
ing and Y. W. C. A. building and public library and a
community house and some other institutions of public
nature The rich who had gained great wealth through
the activities of his ellowc citizens was asked subscribe
10 the public enterprises. He did not give penny
Then along came the government with plea that tn
public buy Liberty bonds Did this certain rich bu
any bondsi
He did not
What. best for an American community to do with
.snan OF that cabre'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
RIppuNdRHYNFS
H29,@tld1lt { @d1ltM Ma9sssyon M9ssy
PLACES FOR ALL.

q ONE MEN must do the fighting,
and some must teach in schools,
- and some must do the writing, and
others shoe the mules. Let no man
think he's futile because he may not 20
and shoot holes through the brutal, ex-
asperatlng foe | wished to Join the
army; the sergeant said, my hatl
Your years and weight alarm me-you
are too old and fat" | wished to join
the navy; the officer was flip; he
smiled and said, by gravy! You'd sink
our biggest ship Turned down by
one and tothcr, merely said, by
James, officials cannot smother my
loyal hopes and aims. straightway
went to knitting; knit when on my
walks; I'm knitting when I'm sitting, I
make the soldiers socks, so stout a bull
cant tear them, they'll keep mems toot-
sizes warned--but pity those who wear
them; their feet must be deformcd My
wife, she bcgs and wheedleS TO have me
paint the barn; but with my knitting
needles | use up balls OF yarn make
the sock and stocking, with large an
bulging heel when men are in them
walking, how happy they will feel!
You cannot help agreeing my course is
wise. and right, thus every human b..
ing may help to win the fight
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
PENNY, PENNY, WHO HAS THE PENNY

BANKERS report that there is to be shortage Of pennies
which reminds of the old game Of button" that
played by children Soon likely to hear the cry
q penny, penny, who has the penny"
Under the war tax measures, pennies are to be
s&her prominent The prices Of many commodities which
nd nickel each TO be advanced to six cents This
eaib for lot Of pennies Theaer tickets to be at odd
piea The newspaper that sells for two pennies copy
viii stimulate the circulation OF the pieces But
wore told thar there enough pennies to 80 around
Probably in the emergency will be necessary to issue
trade checks that are made onetal il the metal doesn't
also get into the shortage list It begins to appear that
the merchant will find it necessary to buy lot of metallic
checks Of the denomination Of penny to facilitate the
transaction of business where odd prices concerned
The little penny has been somewhat despised for long
number of years But he's about to command of
the financial situation Possibly will be able TO
dig dollar out Of his pocket readily than he
bring penny to the surface.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30

this one is as good as any Keep your
feet warm and keep your head cool.
Some men haveu such poor memories
that II they could live their lives over
the chances are that they would make
the same mistake
II is hard to make a Princess believe
that some day she will be so old that
she will want TO lie about her age. But
she will.
II doesn't help narrow minded man
any TO wear padded shoulders in hi,
coat
II doesn't pay to knock a man. II is
a mighty poor man who hasn't enough
friends to make ii dangerous to abuse
him without a comeback.
The difference between being welded
to your art and being welded to your
sweetheart is that you are not likely tc
neglect your art.
Some morning Lovey is going to for
get to crush Dovey to his heart and
caress her fondly before he leaves the
house in the morning and will mere!y
peck at the side of her face with hi,
lips And that day the Honeymoon vii
sneak down to the Crematory anc
crawl into the oven.
Women are natural born actors. That
is why II is so easy for girl to make
a man believe that it is her first cxpe
rlence when she is being kissed by him
Distance lends enchantment to IN,
cooking that Mother used to do II yot
had to eat her indigestible dough anc
drink her muddy coffee today yor
would raise Cain. II this be lcono
clasm, make the most of H.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
HLafavette. Here We Ar.r

There n one war phrase that dc
serves to he saved out of the hurry and
rush of these crowded days. 1t was
pronounced by General Pershing
When,hc stood at the tomb Of the gal
liant Frenchman who gave his sword
to the American colonies, Pershing
placed his wreath on the marble and
said in reverend simplicity, Lafayette
nous VOLTA
Lafayette, here we are" Could a
nations payment Of a historic debt
have been more finely pbrased2-Chi-
oago Evening Post
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Placing the Credit

Two weeks ago one of Luke> read
crs sent in a little verse written on the
wall Of room in a hotel at an Ohio
summer resort The reader signed no
name and no initials and we used the
verse as he sent it in. The verse be
gan Little bank TolL ere we part"
We have since discovered that the
verse was written sometime ago by Ed
gar A. Guest and appeared in the DE
troit Free Press. We chcerfully give
Edgar credit for the product OF h,
nrn-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Lnke McLuke Saws

When a year-old girl mar
rics a scventy-ycar-old man 1t is our
belief that she should keep in training
hv dressing IN black all the time
A lot oi men didn't realize that there
was such a thing as the high cost OF
living until whisky jumped from a dime
to IS cents per snort
Maybe the man OF few words would
he more popular if he didn't repeat
them so often
Any old time you feel like an also
ran when you face the barrier you are
going to run like one
When you see a fellow trying to get
drunk. II is hard to tell whether the
girl threw him over or married him.
There are whole lot OF rules through
which YOU may achieve success. But
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30

An Oklahoma mining corporation announces that a
dollar wisely invested will bring handsome dividends.
And the mining company to be commended for boosting
the tudng and loan associations which pay the handsome
divi lends on the wise investments
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
FooeYl.

Ho surely IN a drunken mutt,
| speak Of lgnHtG Tndd,
lIo thinks hos - good fellow, but
He's going TO thg bad.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30

They certainly know how to draw
the line in GAINESVILLE, Ohio. A report
Of the Police Court proceedings in the
Times Record says Seven drunks and
three lntoxcants were fined
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Lines Worth Remembering

Experience is a Jewel. and it need bs
so, for it is often purchased at an in
finite rate Shakespeare.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30

Herbert Greene and Katie Rcdd were
married at Grecnsburg, Ind, this week
and Henry Black served rs best man
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Oh

No doubt she would get angry ii you
called her a chicken. But what We
started to say was that Ina Bird lives
at Anthony, Kansas.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Nowadays.

They drag her TO the courtroom, where
Tho judge n swift injunction grants
She tried TO make her young son wear
A pair Of Jaddy's Cut-dowu pants
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
The Wise Fool

Beauty is only skin deep" quoted
the Sage.
Except in a sausage" corrected the
Fool
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-30
Poor Old Pnwl

Willie Paw
Paw-Ycs, my son What is it'
Willie If a sea Captain marrieS a
widow he becomes second mate,
doesn't hc2
Paw-You better get in the hay
young man