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El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

"AvOlD KISSING, if you would have
a beautiful mouth advises Lillian Rus
sell. Old age, the ungallant Ell Paso
Times says is finally catching up with
the fair Lillian.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02
JABS j Fl; siss ss.''
MORE LIGHT, PLEASE

MORE LIGHT, PLEASE
q EVEN BILLION bushels Of food,
- Seven billion all to the good.
~ The Yankee farmer has done hls
bit,
He has seen Il through and has shown
his grit.
The soil has yielded a wondrous atore
More than has ever been known before.
But now, they say, we must cat sea
weed
And other brands Of ohnoxious feed,
pandeIlcn greene and herbs and roots
And oornstalk tops and rubber boots.
And one expert, with . joyous vhoop,
Evolves = delicious thistle soup.
starvation howsIers raise q splei
For the wheatIcss. meatless, eatIess
meal,
When we've raised more food for hu-
mankind
Than the entire eastern world combined.
1t may be right, II may be just
And we'll eat the seaweed II we muht,
-BuT-
When they yell starvation DAY and
night,
We do not get their i~ogic-qulte.
hoy K. Mouiton In New York Mail.
--
DO YOU know anything about, ear
pentryr Pat, the applicant was asked.
Sure"
DO you know how to make a vene.
tian blind?"
"Sure, I'd poke me chisel In his eye"
-v"
SOME OF our itinerant trouble-mak-
ers are SO forehanded that they always
join a strike before getting employment.
THE WAY to get full crops-stuff
your chickens with corn.
ALL THESE whisky TASKS ara going
to be hard to use for watermelon-pickle
containers.
~"-
"a think I've seen you sometime
I'm sure ! have-somewhere;'
Likely" the maid responded,
u happened to be there"
"v-v-v
WE'D LIKE to see the val that was
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

WHICH REMINDS us. speaking of
Santa Fe's projected course, that wal
has forced us to beat u pruning hooks
into gas masks and our golf links into
bean-beetle nurseries.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

In view Of the dry food bill, they are
going to abolish deoanters on all race
tracks, George says.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

ANOTHER American contingent has
landed Somewhere in the Eastern Henri
sphere.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

THREE NEW nations were born dur
ing the year. But the births didn't keep
UP with the national death-rate by a
long shot. t
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02
THE SHOE HORN!

NOT BAD for Blue Monday, Ell?
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

WE'D LIKE to see the war that was
long enough to convince France she
was licked.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

DOGFISH, once despised. is now be-
ing much exploited as a great wal food.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

nailed Mariouche to 90 ahead with the
music:
"Eets Mka dees. meester," he said.
"Dees Is no place for do gram musish
like SyIvest. Too moocha troub ALA
time. Night benin last I so by da sa-
loon wit da plan and I play fine pa
treesm tune entitle: My Lula, She
Dance Da Hula-Hula' and da beeg guy
come out OF da saloon an say:
"'Wop, what for tune ees dat you
playT @ffaw mMM sti
San / say: Feet ees fine Amerikish
tune.' fk
"An' dees beeg guy he say: 'Wop,
you a damliar,' he say 'Eet eos da hula
hula an dat ees da national enthem of
Turkish an Turkish is da enemy. You
a dam trait he say an he knocka me
wit da breek an keek ALA da insides out
from da plan an I wake up by da po-
ieece station. Ees eet right, meester?
+ say. no, eet ees too moocha da troub."
Much Ado About Nothing.
y -1-v- Isl.
Only two meatIess days a week? Indeed,
That sounds like heaven
To a lot Of poor folks hereabout who
Have been having seven.
Exchange.
ANYHOW, they are still coming to
Santa Fe for the heatless days.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

BUT TAKE A. LITTLE WORD OF
WARNING FROM Us-BE SURE YOU
DON'T EAT CATFISH AT THE SAME
MEAL. A@
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

IN A KINDERGARTEN class hags
we're shown, and In answer to a ques-
ton a little girl gave the response that
was expected of her:
"This is the flag. OF my
"And what is the name OF your u
try?" was the next question.
"'Tis of thee" was the prompt re-
NV.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

MEANWHILE, how would 1t be 10
make those Mexican convicts earn their
High Cost of Living and reduce the high
cost of motoring, by working them on
the Santa Fe %streets?, 4
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-08-02

ANYHOW, they are still coming to
Santa Fe for the heatless days.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
italian CordiaIe.

The Italians have a milk concoc-
ton they call cordiale that is a very
delightful bracer when one is exhaust
ed, though by them it is sometimes
used as soup for a frugal dinner. It
is a little too hearty to use as the
first course of a dinner when one is
to have hearty meat dishes.
To make it you should beat one egg
yOlk-never the white, tOO-with the
juice of a half lemon. Have ready q
half pint-a cupful-of boiling milk.
Add this boiling milk to the egg, beat
ing constantly. This is just enough
for one. person. 1t should be made
fresh for each one. The Italian way
is to serve it with sippets of toast.
1t is worthy of more than Italy-wide
popularity. In any household there is
always q demand for odd egg whites,
so that there need be no waste in US
ing only the egg yolk in this cordialee
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
RINGS

Christmas always has been, and always
will be gift time. Yet, how many Cor how few
gifts outlast the holiday season? Why not
let your gifts this year be the kind that en-
dure, long after others are discarded and for
gotten. You need never fear that the gift of
ring will be out of place, whether for fond
brother, sister or parent, or for some dear
friend You can find the very ring you seek
at just the price you want to pay in our line of
W-W-W rings. Yet whatever the price, the
guarantee is the same, ''that if the stone
comes out it will be replaced and reset free.''
We have nice solid gold rings as low as $3.50.
Stone rings for very appropriate, and
why worry about their durability, with the
above guarantee. We also carry a select line
Of chlds rings, signet rings, emblem rings,
plain band and the new tiffany wedding rings.
Ask for our birthday ring card.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
Sponge Cake TrifIe.

Cut from stale sponge cake rounds
half an inch thick, a little larger than
poached egg. Place a canned peach
in the center OF each. Add half
cupful of sugar to the peach strip and
let cook until we'll reduced. When
cold, put a spoonful of the strip over
each peach to glaze it slightly. To
cupful of chilled double cream add
few drops of vanilla extract and heat
until solid. Pipe this cream by means
of a pastry tube around the peaches.
Each piece will resemble a poached
egg. This gives a very ornamental
desert at small expense.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12

earth, good will toward men." And
here was he, Danny Donovan, with
black murder in his heart. A feeling
lowered the hammer Of his revolver,
and returned it to it's holster.
"By the saints!'' he muttered into
his beard; "an' KEN near to putin
an end to bit of fun like thatr'
And now the children were sent
away to bed, and the task Of hanging
the presents on the magic tree began.
Unmindful of the biting wind and
snow, Danny watched, and slowly
feeling of loneliness crept over him,
and with it longing hope that perhaps,
some day, he, too, in his own home
And why not? Over in the Fort Nc
Kenzie settlement was a fair Rose
whose eyes had always been lowered
before the look in his own.
With last lingering look inside the
cabin, Danny made his way to his
team. There new thought came to
him and he paused to ponder it. Did
he not owe these people something's
He had come with a heart black as
sin, and he was leaving with a heart
light as air.
He fumbled beneath his pack, in the
bottom Of the sled, and drew out q
deerskin bag. 1t was dirty and
greasy, but it was filled with yellow
nuggets and dust. Danny had sew
eral more like it in the sled, for luck
had been with him in the North. He
made loop in the string that fastened
the bag, and plodded back to the door
Of the cabin. He felt cautiously about
until he found the latch, then hung
his offering upon it and went back to
his team. With subdued shouts he
reused the dogs, then turned his sled
around and made for the pass, the
blizzard at his back and a joyous
lightneSS in his step.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12

year gold-filled cases and gold dials.
Keep up with the times, and have your
watch converted into wrist watch. They are
universally Our new gold-flled, adj
Unstable holder will do the trick. Let US show
you a stylish wrist watch which will last her
a time for SS.25. Space will not admit of
further description, but bear in mind this fact:
That matter how small the amount you
wish to invest, whether it be Waltham,
Hamilton, Howard, Elgin, Illinois, Seth
Thomas, will live up to our reputation, to
give you more value for your money than you
can possibly get elsewhere for the father,
mother, daughter, son or sweetheart.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
JEWELRY

Jewelry in it's rich and dainty forms is the
surest way to please the most fastidious taste.
For this reason we offer a few suggestions:
such as lockets, neck chains, watch chains, fobs,
gold cuff buttons, scarf pins, hat pins,
brooches, pendants, tie clasps, bracelets, cigar
clippers and gents gold knives with Valdez
mar chains. We carry many others too nu-
merous to mention, and you will be surprised
how little it takes to buy one of these gifts.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
CAMERAS

In winter there are beautiful pictures to
be taken with settings Of snow and ice, in
doors there are portraits to be made of the
family and friends that will mean much in the
years to come. What would delight the chill
dren more than Brownie" from Santa
Claus? Our little vest pocket kodak is in
reality pocket note book that will keep not
only the photographic record, but the memo
lasting pleasure. Remember that there's a
kodak to fit every pocketbook. Ask to see the
new 'Folding Brownie"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
WATCHES

In days gone by when minutes were not
so valuable, it was all very we'll to guess the
time of day; but now, Everybody needs a
thoroughly reliable watch, the kind sell.
Our stock in this department is acknowledged
to be one of the best in Vermont. It is said
by some that we are overstocked, which is
true. Therefore, it is necessary to offer them
at very close prices. $3.50 to $3.50 will buy
real watch for your boy, who wants one like
his fathers. We have a limited number Of
those very popular thin model, II size watches
for $500 These equipped with we'll
known guaranteed American movements, 20
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
CLOCKS

The town clock in your pocket would be a
little inconvenient and bulky. We can show
you lot of timepieces that don't take up so
much room but keep just as good a record Of
the passing hours. There's no need for any
room in the house being without a clock at the
prices we can quote. Come and find out, but
even if you're not an "early riser"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
She NNiversa\ SvH.

There is and but universal gift Always appreciated long
membd beneficial acceptable
child California
member of the family
of history making, and
below
self Christmas gifts anything
pazines
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12


travel for the purpose of killing 8
man, but Danny did not consider
it a hardship, for the man he was
tracking so mercilessly had killed Dan
ny's brother, Jim, up in the Forty Mile
Diggings. True, according to the ties
timony of eye-witnesses, Jim Donovan
had been the aggressOr, and in killing
him, Lebonne, the big Canadian, hao
acted only in self-defense. But Dan
ny cared not for that. In his blind
rage at the news that his brother had
been stricken down, his one thought
was for a fitting retaliation, in which
a sense Of right and justice figured not
at all.
Lebonne had been acquitted at once
and had departed two months before
the news of the affair had reached
Danny's ears, consequently the track
ing of him had been no easy matter.
At little distance from the cabin
Danny halted his team and fed a
frozen fish to each of his dogs to in
sure quiet on their part. Then he left
them and approached the cabin alone
He crept stealthily to the uncurtained
window and peered within. A man
sat beside a table. He was laughing
and talking with someone at the other
side of the room. Danny scrutinized
him carefully to avoid making an error.
But there was no miStaking him; he
answered to the description perfectly.
Danny drew his revolver from it's
holster and cooked it, keeping we'll
back that the light streaming from the
window would not betray him. Then
he took careful aim at the broad
breast of the man within.
Impelled by curiosity, Danny
stepped across the bar of light to the
other side of the window. A sight
met his gaze that drew forth a MUIR
muir of surprise. In a corner of the
room stood q Christmas tree, glitter
ing with crude, homemade ornaments
of tinsel and alight with tiny candles.
Before it, in attitudes of awe-struck
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
THERMOS BOTTLES

These are indispensable in the sick room
and nursery, great convenience in the auto
mobile on camping trips, and for the working
man who must have something hot for his
dinner Our combination lunch box and Their
mos bottle are ideal for this purpose. A
prominent contractor said to US, 81 wouldn't
take $25 for my thermos kit if 1 couldn't get
another one" There's size to fit your need
and price to fit your pocketbook. Take
along a PORTABLE COOKER with the "can-
ned heat" in solid alcohol form. These are
very inexpensive.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
DIAMONDS
There is

There is no article which requires greater
care in selecting than diamond. They have
standard value, according to their perfect
ness and cutting. Give us an opportunity to
explain these points of superiority, and how,
able to save you a large per cent. of the cost.
Doubtless you would like 5000 diamond,
but just now you can spare only $25 or $50.
Why not invest this amount now in a ring,
scarf pin, or brooch, wear it till you can add
another $25. We will change it for a larger
and better stone allowing you full value for
the first one.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
CUT GLASS AND CHINA

Clear water in clear glass tastes better
than in an old bottle. Beautiful and artistic
glass and Chinaware add much to the appear
of the table or mantel. Have you seen
our new engraved glassware? We ask only
S1.98 for a beautifully engraved water set of
six glasses and pitcher; and $1.OO for sugar
and cream set. 1t is often remarked that en-
graved glass is as handsome cut glass, but
we can surely satisfy your taste in either line.
Ask to be shown into our China department to
which we have devoted an unusual amount of
space.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
ART DEPARTMENT

We have devoted much space, time and
expense in endeavoring to make very at
tractive display of pictures, novelties and
souvenirs, including over forty choice local
views This is not amateur work, having been
done by the well-known Thompson Art Co.
and Wallace Nutting. Artistic views, mounted
on birch bark, printed with appropriate verses
are very novel feature.
One need not hesitate to order by mail, as
the least expensive of these designs represents
thought and care. Of Christmas booklets and
cards, we have great variety.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
Danny Stepped to the Other Side.

admiration, three children stood and
marvelled: They evidently had just
been admitted from another room.
Beaming on them with maternal pride,
stood a woman with rosy cheeks and
coal black hair, telling them, no
doubt, of the wonderful things that
would grow on that tree over night.
1t was Christmas eve; Danny had no
thought of that before. And tomor-
row would be the day of peace on
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
VICTROLAS

Here is gift for the whole family; now
is the time to get one while they're all athome,
and by so doing, you will have added to your
We shall be glad to play any selections you
wish to hear, or help you pick out Christ
mas record.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
STATIONERY

In this department also we anticipated in
creased prices and purchased early, thus en-
abling us to supply the needs of our customers
at reasonable rates: A large variety of every
grade is at your disposal, Including paper by
the pound, and in boxes, especially designed
for Christmas Do you need box of CORE
spondence. cards. tablet, pencil, pencil box,
eraser, ink, notebook or ruler?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
FOUNTAIN PENS

The fountain pen has become necessity
of modern life. 1t is as essential as the watch
therefore you should purchase only the best,
and most modern, a Waterman non-leakabe,
self-flling, pen will satisfy every possible re-
quirement. Let us show you our self-filling,
non-leakable guaranteed gold pen for $1.25.
Large assortments of up-to date Conklins and
Parkers help to make our stock one of BEST
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
Meat TurnoVerS.

Place any chopped cooked meat
available on circles of biscuit dough
about the size of a saucer. Fold the
dough over the meat, crimp the edges,
and bake in a hot oven. Vegetables
may be combined with the meat filling
as desired and the whole may be
served with gravy.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
Danny's
Christmas Eve
By E. w. GERRITSON

N THE narrow confines of the
pass the blizzard screamed
with redOubled fury and whip
ped the snow cuttingly into
Danny DonOvan's face as he
trudged along behind his sled,
shouting now and then to
urge his dogs to greater eff
fort. He breathed easier
when, clear of the pass, he
began the descent to the val
ley below. Three thousand
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
BARGAIN TABLE
If at first Won don't All

If at first you don't sue
coed, try again at our
Bargain Table, which is
loaded to overlooking
with odds and ends of
stock which we are clos
ing out at a great sacri-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
Don't hesitate
FRENCH IVORY

Our assortment of these popular goods is
large enough to allow the purchaser to pick
out the exact size and. shape that he wishes.
The three different styles of mirrors combine
to meet all requirements. For instance, the
ring handle type are very handy for gentle
mans mirror as they may be hung the wall
and used for shaving purposes. The long
handled ones, ormllinery mirrors, are especial
ly adapted for use in connection with large
hanging mirror, obtaining a full front and
rear view. There are many different sizes
and shapes of each article that space doesn't
admit of complete description. The
best way is to let show you the goods, con-
sisting of combs, brushes, manicure pieces of
every description, trays, toothbrush holders,
soap boxes, jewel boxes beautifully lined
powder and puff boxes, shoe. horns shaving
soap cases, hair receivers, clocks and picture
frames. The engraving of ivory goods in
colors with initials, monograms, crests, etc., is
extremely popular. Complete sets where
every article is engraved make a very attract
i've display. The idea of buying one or two
pieces each year until a set is complete is a
novel one
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-12-12
SYLVERWARE

For many years we have had the reputa-
ton of selling all that was best in silverware
and of never allowing a hint of inferiority to
show anywhere. A moderate amount of mon
ey will nicely equip your own table, or that of
a friend or relative with beautiful silver
For example, we have several chests contain
ing II knives and forks, table and dessert
spoons, teaspoons, sugar shell and butter
knife at $4.98. We carry the famous Holmes
& Edwards, Rogers, and Community brands.
These goods are widely advertised by the best
and most reliable manufacturers in the world.
Sterling silver has reached it's highest mark
in history, yet, fortunately, we are able to Of
fer it at a very slight advance, if any, on the
prices of year ago, owing to our anticipation
of the market conditions. A large variety of
the well-known Washington, Mount Vernon,
John Alden and other patterns are represent
ed in this department.
We would suggest as useful gifts: cold
meat fork, pie cake knife, fruit knives,
cheese knives, gravy ladle, orange forks, olive
forks, child,s sets and spoons, berry spoon,
sugar shell, tea ball, carving set, butter
spreaders, all at extremely low prices.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1917-07-14
CONDOTTI ALA WORK
HOUSE"

John Pucini, condannato a 6 me.
81 di prigione nella +" Allegheny
County Workhouse" per ave man
cato ALA promessa di non vendere
Hquori sepza licenza; Joe RECRUIT,
condannato a Is mesi nella mede-
sima istituzione per esser colpe-
vole di assalto e percOsse, e John
Russel, cOndannato a un ammo allo
stesso posto per aver venduto IL
quori senza licenza REQ anche di
assaltO percosse, martedf scorso
furono condotti ALA WorhOuse" "
daIlo sceriffo Harry A. Boggs, ac-
compagnato dal pronOtario Wal
ter H. Ayers.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1917-07-14
ATTRAVERS0 IA G0NTEA G DNTO2M
LEGENTE FURTo IN ARCADIA
Cn agen.e oil pOlizlG fra gil accu-
Sati.

NarteG scorSo, dinanzi al giu-
dice Ii pace Crossman 4 G'Iudiana.
ia tra5tata la causa contro l'e1reo
Sam Markvitz, di Glen Campbell,
F. 5. Smith e 5. 5. Irwin, di Area
dia-circondario di questa contea
lutte ire accuSati di furtO.
G G'imputati POGO tempo ia, ru-
barono 1882 libbre di fill di ra-
me appartenenti ALA Penn Pub
lice Service" d Indiana. La re-
furtiva fu venduta ALA ditta GlaS-
ser & Son di JohnStown, che la RI
vendette ALA casa Bell & Co. di
PittSburg. In questa citta fu SEQ
verta la provenienza furtiva del
materiale, con grande sOrpresa de-
gil abitanti di Arcadia e paesi cir
convicini poiche i tire mariuoh a
vevano saputO accattivarsi la sti-
ma di tutti, specialmente lIrwin,
che apparteneva al corpo di poll
zia come guardia urbana.
Ciascuno degli imputati fu mes
so sotto $1,000 di cauzione e la eau
Sa venne rimandata ALA sessione
del prossimo Settembre.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1917-07-14
JN coNDANNATo ALA sF.


frank borgia, condannato ALA.
pena capItaIe per aSSaSSiuio e che
ira non motto dovra scontare La
Sua pena sulla Sedia elettrica di
belleIonte, mercoledi mattina. ten
to smcidarsi nella prigione, sotfo-
candosi. | compagni di celia ac-
.corusi del truce avvenmento CHA
marono subito aiute e coSi il Bor-
gia fu messo fuori pericolo rim
ehiusO in camera di sicurezza.
II Governatore Brumbaugh do
vra stabilize il giorno della esecu-
zione.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1917-07-14
PER AVER TRoPPo AFTESo

Antonio Ippoliti, un minatore di
Ebensbwg, il 3 gennaio 1916 RI
mase ferito in un accidente mine
rario, ma non fece reclamo per la
rivalsa del damn che quindici me-
so dopo avvenuta la disgrazia. Clio
gil ha fatto perdere la causa in
tentata ALA compagnia dove Iavo-
rava, poiche una disposizione che
riguarda 81 'infortuni sui lavoro,
stabilisce un termine massimo iii.
un ammo pei reclami a compensi.