The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1917-07-30

Red Cross nurses never wait to be conscripted.
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If Russia's savior doesn't watch out, he'll need
saving.
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Trade in one thing will no longer follow the
fag-booze.
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Ten-cent official bickerers now know it's re-
form or skidoo.
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The dry zone is to be five miles wide at every
training camp.
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Jobs that sought the man-membershlp OF
exemption boards.
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Easy to fly high now, and get paid for it-en-
list in the aviation corps.
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Every ship in the navy is on its way, but no
body who'll tell knows where to.
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Bet Goethals would rather dig another canal
than serve on another commission.
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Maybe the official Bulletin forgot to put Sena-
tor Penrose on its complimentary list.
Husbands desiring to start something might
~causually suggest a shoppingless month.
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Everything but hot air is being conserved
that is being used more lavishly than ever.
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His official titles are minister of war and pre-
mier, but Kerensky is actually dictator of Russia.
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After he has gone up against it, Bloody Bill
will not speak humorously of the American army.
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Making both ends meet is not always to be
desired-for instance, a head-on railway smash
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How would it do to brand those asking ex-
emption who are not entitled to it, Tm afraid to
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Everything will be all right now, if the resign
ed do not take a notion to hire halls and try to ex-
plain.
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Wilson might well pray to be delivered from
some of those who claim to be helping him win
the war.
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Another argument for going meatless-a Con-
%necticut man was choked to death while eating
beefsteak.
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House and Senate will now go to the mat over
fhe food control bill, but had better make the
bout short.
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They say government ownership would end
strikes, but it's opponents regard the cure as worse
than the disease.
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AS hampton of the overworked, Congress-
woman Rankin might try to do something for the
word ~"crisis."
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Doubtless there are men to proud to ask to be
exempted, but members of the exemption board
haven't met them.
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"Conscientious DIRECTORS" who ask exemption
have a yellow streak that can be seen through
their clothes.
A Congressman who would make a good army
officer can be of more service to the country b,
remaining in Congress.
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The price of war is the heaviest of al-Sena
tor Smoot estimates that the first year OF it vii
set us back twenty billion bucks.
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Anyway young Kerensky started something
grand and fine, even if he fails to live to see j
finished. Russia will live, and will be free.
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Possibly you have also noticed that after tn
Senate does a good days work, Senators are sur
to waste another calling each other names.
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No wonder Wilson wants one man to admins
ter the food control law-he's had and is having
no end Of trouble because Of divided responsible
lily.
Enemy aliens in our midst rarely openly p
nose The U. S. government-their strong ut -;
ss. sowing doubt of officials in the minds II h