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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
cit must be fresh
or it will not
work

and yet. while 1t is one of the most
valuable and frequently used of medi-
cines, compound syrup of hypophos-
phites is very frequently stale and
generally inactive when sold" So says
Doctor Thomas Orde Smith.
A. Phi. Compound Syrup of the Hypo-
phosphites is better than others. be-
cause 1t is freshly made by the drug
gists who are Chemist Members of the
Associated Pharmacists. and no others
sell 1t. A. PHI. Compound Syrup of the
Hypophosphites is a general stimulat-
ing and constructive tonic for ruR
down, overwofked. weak. nervous, dis
couraged men and women and deli
cate children. 1t allays nervousness.
restores the appetite; brings sleep;
dispels 1.-The blues" and commonly tones
up those who are generally "out of
Sorts" or are suffering from change of
life: premature old age: alcoholic, to-
bacco or other excesses. or generally
lacking in vigor. SO cents or $1.00 per
bottle.
Made. sold and guaranteed by
The Me0eer Pharnaev
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
During Lent

Rev. Philip Nelson will give series
of church history talks every We'd
nesday, at 1880 p. IN, as follows:
Feb. u Signing Of Magma Charta.
March Henry VIII and the
Church Of England.
March IA Elizabeth and the Puri-
tans.
March 81 Oliver Cromwell and
Charles 1.
March ~ The American Church.
Everybody welcome. Questions
invited.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

For safety and endurance in travel
ing In desert regions the camel has
been found unequaled by any other an
imal Its foot is soft cushion. pecul-
iarly well adapted to the stones and
gravel over which 1t is constantly walk
ing. During a single journey through
the Sahara horses have worn out three
sets Of shoes, while the feet Of the
camel. travelling over the same course.
were not even sore.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Non-COal Land
Department Of the Interior, U. 8. Land Once ut
Glenwood Springs. Colo, February 81, 1917.
NOTICE ia hereby given that Emera A. Bew-
ley Of Meeker. Colorado, who on July s, 1919,
made Homestead Entry, Serial No. 0644a, for
swk seA. FEC - ny neA and swk nek Sec IS,
T I N, X w W, 9Th p n. has filed notice Of in
tention to make Final Three-Year Proof, to
establish claim to the land above described,
before Henry J. Hay, U: .. Commissioner. at
Meeker, Colorado, on the eth day Of April, 1917,
claimant names as witnesses:
Jasper N. Rurch, William H. Cotton. Elves
ter Dawson, and William J. Clark, all Of Meek
err. Colorado.
DC. WEYAND,
f2+mN Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
E+lnN
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior. U. 9. Land Once Al
Glenwood Springs. Colo, February q, 1917.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Karl M. Sterry
Of Buford, Colorado. who, on May q. 1919, made
Homestead Entry, Serial No. 06s34. for 81 sek,
neL selt, and SEX mex, Sec 20, TIP z. 81 W,
9Th N, has filed notice Of intention to make
Final Three Year Proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before Henry J. Hay,
U. 8. Commissioner. at Meeker, Colorado, on
the eth day Of April. 1917.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Oliver c. Banner of Neeker, Colorado, and
George A. Dangler, Hugh Jones, and George
Gage, all Of BufOrd, Colorado.
d. c. WEYAND.
f2+mA Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

As is their custom, the members Of
Rio Blanco Lodge, A. F. & A. M,
assembled at the lodge rooms, Thurs
day evening, and observed Washing
toms Birthday In an appropriate
manner. The affair was confined to
members and their immediate rela-
lives. A large attendance was on
hand and very enjoyable time had.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Hugh Jones Of Buford, got In Mon
In Monday afternoon. Everybody
knew Hugh was coming, because by
the time he struck Van CleAves' he
commenced to blow his whistle and
yell for clear track. He went down
Main street with . full head Of steam
on. Everybody is always glad to see
Hugh; he always packs that sunny
smile that makes him welcome ev-
erywhere.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Now, Swartz, II you say anything
other than complimentary Of that
Meeker bunch which was over In
your town on an eIrand Of mercy, thi s
week, we will jump ''a-spraddle Of
your collar" from four different di-
rections. Nothing but necessity and
urgent business would take them
over at this time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

A person who claims to be an au-
thority claims that women's legs are
growing larger and more muscular.
Well, 1t isn't the weight Of the clothes
they are wearing that lie causing the
development.-Luke McLuke.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Harry Golf is back from Oklahoma
and Texas points, after disposing OF
a goodly bunch Of horses. Harry re-
ports that he got his money back and
enough to bring him home. He had
hard luck with the shipment, "a dis
temper broke out In the band. How
ever. he will try his luck with anoth-
or lot as soon as weather conditions
Darmjt
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mrs. Ida May Linder, who has been
visiting in Birmingham, Ala, Mem
phis, Tenn, Hot Springs. Ark, st.
Louis, Kansas City and Denver, an
nOunces that she will arrive in Rifle
about March LIST, with . beautiful
line Of pattern and street hats and
will announce the date of Meeker
opening later. While In st. Louis
Mrs. Under attended the Fashion
Show, the big society event, and will
be prepared to give the latest word In
styles from all the big cities. ia
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
No Change In Route

Under the heading, "Grand juno
ton Fails to Secure Change In Pixies
Peak Highway" the Grand Junction
Sentinel Of last Friday, says:
1.-THE efforts put forth In behalf OF
Grand Junction and the Colorado
Utah division of the Midland Trail as
new routing for the Ocean, to- Ocean
highway were unavsiling and the
present alignment from Rife to Meek
er, Vernsl and Heber, Utah WAS con-
hrmed, according to word reaching
this city today from st. Joe, Mo-,
where the annual convention OF the
Pixies Peak Ocean-to- Ocean Highway
association has just concluded.
IF. G. Merriell OF this city was
present at the meeting as q delegate
from Grand Junction in an effort to
secure the changing Of the route. A
western terminus was not decided up
on, but, instead, a committee was ap-
pointed to inspect the alternative
routes In the west and to designate
the official route Of the road. In other
words, the rival attractions of the
Midland Trail from Salt Lake City
through the Yosemite to San Fran
cisco and Los Angeles, the Overland
Trail through northern Nevada to
Seattle, the Lincoln Highway from
Salt Lake City to San Francisco, and
the Arrowhead along the route Of the
San Pedro valley to San Francisco
will be Investigated and definite Sc
lection made.
1.-THE fact that Grand Junction will
not secure the route will be a disap-
pointment to many but there is still n
chance to secure the official route II
the Utah communities do not keep
their road in excellent condition, and
this those of Grand junction who have
been over the road do not believe they
can do without prohibitive expense"
In view Of the above action, 1t be-
hoves our county commissioners tn
get busy as early as possible In spring
and put the Meeker- Rangely link OF
the Pixies Peak route in as good shape
as possible with the money In sight.
Work on Simms hill should be COM
nienced rs soon as frost is out of the
ground. The Rifle Meeker link of the
Route will be in excellent condition
coming summer, rs all the grading
on that section has been about CON-
pleted; and the work Of surfacing the
road can be taken In hand as fast as
funds for the work are available.
We believe that the Utah authori-
ties and the people Of the Vernal
country will put and keep that part
of the Pixies Peak Route In good con-
dltion.
It's the BEST Route that counts
with the travelling public. We be.
lieve from all available information
at hand, the Pixies Peak Highway
from Missouri river points to Salt
Lake City, is THE BEST and SHORT
EST ROUTE; hence, we advocate spend
ing money on 1t.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
Not GrAspino.

what grasping fellow you are.
Hawkins! You've bothered me about
this bill fifty times in ten days"
You wrong me, farley. I'm not
grasping. I've bothered you about the
bill. 1 admit. but I haven't been able
to grasp anything yet"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
E4HN

See Robinson Crusoe" at the Prin-
cess Theatre tonight. Two shows,
700 and 8:45 O'Clock. Admission 10
and Is cents. ia
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

J. q. Lanelss, the popular proprie-
tor Of Idlewild Lodge, south branch
Of White, spent few days In town
this week.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Right smart winds prevailed all
week; there being surplus Of air on
Tuesday and Wednesday, sccompan-
led by snow. Thursdays wind. sun
shine and warm wave melted all the
new snow and cut into the old to a
considerable extent.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Another sure sign that spring is now
at hand: The garden seed catalogues
are rolling In oil us, and the six
weeks" potato looks larger than ever.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

That Medicine Hat cold breeze put
in an appearance, just as We predict
ed; but, while it showed some and
bowed some, Sunday and Monday,
the chill wasn't as bad as in the less
favored sections. Sunshine and " arm
days coming up.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. l.. 8. Bloomfield and
son. Charley, returned to Meeker,
Thursday, after several weeks spent
on the outside, having been as far
east as the Missouri river cities. All
are In improved health.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
II couldn't stand In. Shock.

Il Couldn't Stand the Shock.
-Confound the luck!"
whats the trouble now?"
Il sent poem to u magazine. and
now l see that 1t has failed"
TOO bad. But cheer up. Maybe
they won't sue you for damages'-
Boston Transcript.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

According to the Rifle Telegram,
wheat ia stationary at that market,
but potatoes have reached g 80 per
hundred. The lowly murphy is in
select society as a member OF the
High Cost-of- Living club.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The Pilot refers to the recent ses-
sion Of the district court of Routt
county as the most strenuous and
eventful in the history of the county.
Our Frank Delaney as prosecuting at
torney again covered himself with
glory in the number Of convictions he
aaourad
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Reports are coming in that there
will be considerable loss In herds that
were brought In last summer. 1t
seems some Piceance and lower
White river cattlemen made no pro-
vision for the winter, and In conse-
qlence will lose heavily.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Simp Harp continues to smile and
grow fat. He says this Ia the first
winter in many that he has been pro-
vided with lots of feed and is throw
ing 1t into them. Result: Simp's cat
tie, like himself, are fit for the show
ring at any old time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The robins made their appearance
this week despite unfavorable wealth
er. Another sure sign that Spring is
fast approaching.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Alex Horn Of Angors. loaded out
Monday with large invoice Of metal
culverts, which will be used In Range
ly road work. More culverts are to
follow, as 1t Is desirable to get as much
% possible of those nodded supplies
on hand before the spring breakup.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Rev. Father Fajanelle braved the
storms of last part Of last week and
arrived here In time to hold his usual
services last Sunday.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
Cholera.

Cholera was first recognized by the
Portuguese In India as far back Is
the middle Of the sixteenth century.
1t has the popularity Of following
well defined route. with progress just
equal to that Of an average journey
on foot.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

A business deal was carried through
this week whereby Charlie Miller dis
poses of the Red Barn to Joe Clinard.
Joe is an experienced livery and feed
man, and we'll qualified to make q
success OF the business.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

A queer season OF the year to make
pleasure trip to Rifle: and, yet, we
hear that quite few of our citizens
made the trip this week.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The church pension fund Offering
at st. James church last Sunday will
be held over for one week to give fur.
Their opportunity to subscribe.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Some body Is always taking the joy
out Of life. Thursday, when we con-
cluded that Old Sol was again on the
job good and tight, we discovered on
swaking up yesterday morning, I'VE
winds that blow" and ye dark and
lowering clouds were again In evil
dence,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Subject of church history lecture at
st. James church next Wednesday,
"Signing of Magma Charta." Ser
vice commences at 1880 p. m.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Dance and box supper at the upper
Powell Park school house, Friday
evening, March 9th, given by the
Strawberry Club. Come and enjoy
yourselves. f24-m3
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
How's This9

We offer One Hundred Dollar
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. O.
We. the undersigned. have known #. J.
him perfectly honorable in ali business
transactiona and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his flrm.
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internsliy.
acting directly upon the blood and mu.
cous surfaces OF the system Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle. 0oid
by all Druggists
Take Halle Family Pills fer eenstipsttso.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Everybody and all his relatives are
OF the opinion that another year Of
high prices are due. Hence, 1t will
he safe bet" to put in plenty Of all
kinds of crops coming spring.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The Robinson Crusoe" show to be
given tonight, at the Princess Thea
tire, will be we'll worth seeing. It's .
great show.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The w. o. w. have changed their
meeting night to the first Thursday
in each month. A good attendance Is
desired next Thursday rs there are
several candidates.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Fred Nichols and J. l.. Coltharp
were In from Rangely, Tuesday and
loaded out next day with seed oats.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

What's the matter with you, Salty
Why aren't you on the Honor Roll
for last month? Come alive! Sell q
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
According to the calendar, Spring.
time is only twenty five days distant

1t was noticeable that large num-
Der of out-of-town people attended
the masquerade.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
Methodist Episcopal Church
For a Bilious Attack

When you have severe headache
accompanied by q coated tongue,
loathing of food, constipation, torpid
liver, vomiting Of partly digested food
and then bile, you may know that
you have q severe bilious attack.
While you may be quite sick there Is
much consolation in knowing that re-
lief may be had by taking three of
Chamberlain's Tablets. They are
prompt and effectual. Obtainable
everywhere.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

When a wife expresses a wish, she
expects her husband to pay the
charges.-Luke McLuke.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Every man gets too much unneces-
sary abuse when he is alive and too
much unnecessary praise when he ia
dead.-Luke McLuke.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Neal of Thur
man creek, were In Thursday In at
tendance at the Masonic Washing
toms Birthday observance.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mrs. Raymond Garrison and son re-
turned, Thursday, from an extended
visit to the old Illinois home. Mrs.
Garrison also spent some time with
Denver relatives.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Potatoes reached the "a mark at
Greeley last week. or course, this
record price was for choice lots.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Pioneer Robert Reigan of Piceance,
WAS attending to business matters at
the county seat, Saturday.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Baer are enjoy
ing the winter festivities land the
cliInate) at New Orleans.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The shipment of White river pots-
toes began this week.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Tucker, the movie Man" Is giving
the people Of Meeker some high class
pictures these days.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mrs. James Delaney and sister,
Miss Madeline Carberry, came up
from the Delaney ranch this week,
and will stop In town for a while.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The reason why conceit in others
disgusts man is because every man
Is conceited.-Luke McLuke.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Mr.. Thomas Baker, pioneer, min
gled with his town friends, Monday
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Joe and Mrs. Baldauf were among
the up-river people who attended the
Rebekah masquerade.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
For Sale-,soo Head Of Graded

Hereford and Shorthorn cows and
calves. For particulars, address J.
Corley 4 Sons, Rifle, Colo. ia
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
Mean.

Its SO hard to buy for a man."
YES. I've noticed when you womea
are doing 1t you look as though II
hurts."-Detroit Free Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Will and Mrs. Thomas of Goa
creek, spent Saturday In the city.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Send The Herald to your eastern
friends.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

James Delaney of lower White,
spent Wednesday In the city.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Send The Herald to your friends
in the East.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Despite low prices, considerable
trading In horses Is taking place.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The next event Is st. Patrick Day
1t comes on Saturday this year.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

See Robinson Crusoe'' To- night
Two shows, TOO and S:45. f24
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
st. James Guild will meet with
Mrs. Mayer Thursday, March lst.

Joseph COLON, the Axial pioneer,
was a guest at the Meeker mid-week.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24
THE MEEKER HERALD
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY "a. 1917

White river sunshine most OF the
time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

RROMO-FEBRIN will cure your
cold. Try 1t. At STREHLKES.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

The next event il town election.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1917-02-24

Try The Herald for . year.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-01-11
Divinity in Man.

The most significant feature in the
history Of al epoch is the manne II
has OF welcoming n great man. Ever,
TO the true instincts OF men, there Is
something godlike in him. Whether
they shall take him to he n god, TO be n
prophet, or what they shall take him
to be, that Is Eve n grand question /;
by their way of answering that we
shall see. as through n little window,
into the very heart OF these mems spir-
itual condition. For ut bottom the
great man, as he comes from the hand
Of nature, Is ever tta came kind OF
thing: Odin, Luther, iehnson, Burns;
! hope 10 make II appC~ that these
IRE all originally OF one stuff; that
only by the worlds reception Of them,
and the shapes they assume, are they
so UNNECESSARILY divcrse.--Carlyle.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-01-11
Obliged to Choose Between Giving the
Child Help in the Morning Toilet or
Letting Her Be Late for School.

punishment ms the school provided for
hardness, learned within one semester
tn do what was necessary with suit.
able despatch. And now she isn't
late at all.
This was quite an achievement, and
Mrs. King made no effort to conceal
her pride. But she did not tell us mt
whose cost her daughter had learned
to dress herself; mol did she develop
any principle that might be OF general
use to large numbers of mothers.
In the first place, the frequent tar
dlness of this child In school Is n
serious burden TO the school, The
alternative, Of helping the child at
home with reminders, or even with
direct assistance In the tedious process
of disposlng OF the clothes properly
about the body, Is no doubt n serious
burden upon She home. And there Is
no doubt that by placing the whole
burden upon the child and the school
the mother was able TO show n good
r""ord for Improvement in Maude's
ha5p But 1t Is worth while 10 con.
sIder = r'her 1t is fair I o make the
sch0d "a. the burden that Mrs. King
imp rsad upon Il.
In the second place, the device used
cannot be OF general applicability, for
II ali mothers resorted to Il the pune.
tuality Of the school would break down
completely. The irregularity resulting
would make II impossible for the
school to establish and maintain any
standards, and the homes would be
without the moral support they now
get from the school In the effort Ia
accelerate the children's habits OF
regularity and p~unctualIty.
This suggests that Mrs. Kings rell,
nnce upon the school was In this case
parasitic" and contrary to the spirit
Of mutual help that should character
ne o'W social relations. Yet the pur
asc WAS luudable, and there was nc
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-01-11
Treacherous Golf.

On M occasion an old lady was in
the same railway cur as II party of
golfers.
II found fearful trouble this morn
Ing said one. AT the first | fell right
into the middle Of n blackberry bush
and ut the second ] was stuck up on
the top of n tree. l pitched out Of
bounds into the farmyard at the third.
got caught by the wire at the fourth,
stuck fast in a deep hole at the fifth,
found myself buried in mud at the
sixth. l was lying in n heap Of rough
stones ut the seventh, got lost nt the
eighth and finished up at the bottom of
that dirty ditch at the last hole"
"Gracious me !" cried the Mortified
old lady from the corner Of the car,
"and they told me golf was an old
mans game! I'll never let my Edwin
play again"