The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-06-23
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sheriff most emmy mlnnit.
Sampel copies of the Bugle S cts
catch or 5 for quarter. Here is a
good skeme-lissen: if you cant afford
TO become a reglar subscriber to the
Rugle why don't you buy up few of
these old sampel copy hack numbers
and thus keep posted on the events
which have took place in our midst
/ in the past? Back numbers of the
Rugle is also good for other things. for
instants spreading on cubbard Shells
hiding fires with etc.
lin Hill one of our most respectful
residents (but who is also turrihle
md ACCOMPLISHED 1iar) while driving to
the co seat on bizness and pleasure
tother day seen a b1acksnaik LAYING
7crost the road ahead of the buggy
which he saws was # and II intches
long. but we don't phase mutch relia-
hi!itv in inns statement about the lenth
of the snail, hecuz in the LIST place how
in Sam Hill cou1d Tim tell to the intch
how long that snaik was when he did
dent have nothink along to meashure
If with and in the I'd place he is too
scairt of snaiks to of reashured # if
he had of had a tame measure with
him and in t1e Sd place whoever heerd
Vt a b1acksnaik in these parts being
0 # and II intcfes Ion" ennvhow7 Tim
Stond his buggy and waited until the
Snaik had craw1d on acrost the road
md into the bushes afore he druv on
and then he druv like thunder Tim
Savs he would of waited until dooms-
dav or longer afore he would of dis
booted the right of wav with that snaik
Cv Hoskins reports that the water
re1uns which he planted in his patch
If land hack of his residence is corino
71ono fine Cv also desires us to state
- the Pooo1e that when them water.
meluns hepins to GIT ripe he will per
teck them with his life and that if ennv
lnwdown theef endeavore to steal ennv
Of EN- as was did last wear he will do
so at the risk of life and limb Onten
aker of waterme1rns which Cv nlant
ed last vr he only got three and in
order to off them he had to pick EN-
while thew was vet green and got the
-o1ick eaten en-
The crop of corn is coming on verv
mise at present and it looks as If we
would have a good crop of same Who
is going TO have the homer Of heino
fhe first farmer hereahouts to persent
lis and our wife with a mess of roastin
ears this season we wonder7 It is al1rs
quite fether in a farmers cap TO
have it said in the Rooele that he had
earlier roastin ears then ennv of his
rahers and we will he glad to con-
duck this contest this VT as ushual Git
YOUR messes of roastin ears to us as
soon as possihil We wont a nonnce
whose roastin ears arrived earliest how
ever until after the roastin ear season
is over.
Buck Henderson who we a1lus thort
W. hn-7a-1h1a o,,I ,,1r,o1,& II f,,n 81
inteprittv borroed 125 cts from us
over a VT ago TO buv bulldog with
which he claimed he needed so had
that he couldn't wait until he had erned
the money 70 huv said dog and as a
result we amt saw hide nor hair of
that 81 25 vet If Puck had a speck
of homer in his huzznm like he ort
r. have he would of paid rs back long
sinst
Lem Brown our expert carpenter
whilst chopping some stove kindlings
tother eve TO hid a FIRE with next
morning had the Ratchet TO flv often
the handle with CRATE Whence Lem
stood up and was Ioolin at the handle
which he still hell in his hand and
wondering whot in bIazes had became
of the Ratchet part of it when to his
utmost surprise and amazement the
Ratchet part of it struck him a belt
right on top of the head which knockd
him flat and RENDERED him unconscious
for ninnit or two. II was lucky for
Lem that it was the drivin-nail part of
the Ratchet rart which was down when
it struck him on the mead Otherwise
Lem ca1tiiates it would of cleeved his
skull. Well. it would take t1Irrible
sharp Ratchet to do that being as LENS
skull is turrible thick
to ketcl1 hen last Satterday afternoon
to constvtoot a chicken dinner for her