South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-10-14

7 II the better. he lutd Was ITldL TX
! helped make votes around election
/ time Well. the mayor is sure get
ting II from all quarters, including
! the churches, and getting IL sizzling
/ Wonder il he's as strong for It as
ever?
We are going TO smash the kaiser
go that after he has been thoroughly
/ tanned he will be ready to say in the
words Of David: Before I was af-
| nicted 1 went astray. but now have
I kept Thy word" Oh, Wen make
a Christian of him. even though he
may never attain unto the distinc-
I ton of democrat and Methodist like
/ Ed. Byrkit. Isaac Kane Parks. Frank
Huber and many others Of the
faith.
Put your vices at the disposal of
your country. That is to say. shuck
them and you will have money to
invest in Liberty bonds.
A years membership in the An
cient order of Cleaners of Penn
township costs one dollar, and in
stead OF buying Liberty bonds the
members of this body have gener-
ously voted to pay the membership
fee Of any of their number who en-
list! The pro rata will amount 10
| less than a nickel a year. Can you
| beat it?
We do not think il right for Will
liam d. Haywood to be kept in Jail
without bail. Unless his offense is
sufficient to justify his execution. he
ought to be given a temporary Jail
sentence Of 354 years and then re-
leased on twenty billion dollars cash.
Whenever Gen. Sir Douglas Haig
desires a testimonial for exceeding
industry, surely the Crown Prince
Rupprecht of Bavaria will willingly
give it.
Twenty-Five gaugers have gone TO
New York 10 assist the revenue col
lector in locating whisky. When they
finish that job they will be able to
prepare a work on Spiritual AS
poets OF Subterranean New York"
! They have been burying liquor in
Gotham.
The New York Worlds editorial
on when Babies Lack Milk" is
nothing ponderous 1t is when
mother has gone to the movies and
the co., has failed to come up.
Lincoln ways calf exhibit is so
striking that all visitors readily as
sumo there has been nc failure of
the crop in this vicinity. Anyway
Mishawaka is largely a corn-fed
town.
Many a wad is supposed to be
tight when the filings may be moth
ing but wind.
A Niles man named Logan was
successful in his effort to evade
military service. He killed himself.
After the worlds series, why not
have national unpopularity con-
test between w. d. Haywood and
Bob La Toilette?
Stanley Mcintosh tells US that
there is some kind of slogan ring
ing in Kentucky that goes like this:
Kentucky Melons For Kentuck-
ians." Would anybody else eat
them?
1t isn't an eye for an eye" and
a tooth for a tooth" that Great
Britain is preparing to try on Ger
many for those air raids. Germany
will have to pay the interest. too.
The occasion will call for an eye
shower and a tidal wave of grinders.
We are not exploiting wisdom
particularly, but the more whisky
goes up the less it will go down.
There are going to be a good many
fresh For Rent" signs nailed up in
this country during the next three
months.
ne ldN on an income OF a lnllllOn
dollars is $475.430 for a married
man. MonstrOus! How glad are We
that we have no such income as that
10 be taxed in that manner! Poor
little millionaires.
That ffty-year-Old Mishawaka
coal baron who was arrested in In
dianapolis the other day for not hav-
ing hts conscription card with him
should stay away from big cities
where men seldom live TO such
ripe old age.
The men who are going TO I'LL the
Offices in Mishawaka in the future
are now in khaki. We can't know
exactly who. but they will Introduce
themselves at the proper time.
Mr. Hearst says he met Bolo
Pasha only as a newspaper man. A
newspaper man with any such name
in any town this side of CONSTANT
nople was bound TO have been crook
ed.