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Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01

SEND YOUR lace, scrim arc muslin
cG"iains to be Numbered early.
Washe! by hand. dried in the open
air. All goods handled carefully.
Lace curtains, fun length and width
% cents per pair; narrow and short,
a. cents per pair Muslin and scrim
curtains, 30 cents per pair. Fancy
and handwork, n specially Work
guaranteed. Can 93S.Y. for partlcul.
ars.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01

WILL. MAKE SILK SKIRTS from So
to So; satisfaction guaranteed NJ.
Morris, 229 w Main street, phone
lO04X.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01
JAMES J. CONWAY,

Attorney and counselor at law, Office.
rooms 40S and 407 Mol0ns Bldg.
Ottawa. Illinois.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01

FOR SALE-A small building, suitable
for a chicken coop. Size about 6 by
&c feet Call pix.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01
FOR RENT

FOR RENT Large front room with
all modern conyeniences, one block
from car line, TWO in family Phone
SOL.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01
Professional Cards
M. N. ARMSTRONG,

Attorney at law. 2lO2ll Molone,
Bldg, Ottawa, Illinois. Telephones:
Office. 375-W Residence. 3l2.Y.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-09-01

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12

obenan. Sin Yflno frifden Sdins
fers bat einen &orpers9 ei3rpert BON
1920 Mdrmes@infeitsn, oaeegsn Der
nahrbaftefte Shnitt ainpfleif9 nur
1165. 4nbersrfsits bat S6ptinss
Senberloin nur einen Sei5tpert DON
1876 MdrmesG inbeiten, nGbrsnb Elm
pfuno Rinos : 8rntenftiid (.Sirlpin
Steat") 975 WdrmezGinbeiten ents
bdlt. 9ammslfleifd bat sinen piel boz
beren !Ssistpert oils RinofleiId, fpGbs
renb 2ammfleiia niat san3 70 nabrs
bait pie bos Iebtere 1T. Den nisbriss
item Wert bat Salbfleiih.
Sebr penis !9eiSmsrt BADEN Sups
pen, aud 5leiiaiuppen nidt ausgss
nommen. Tiebrig lift oud Der Rdbrs
merit bon 5ii4en nit Qusnabms Dss
Qo6es. Gefliigel nit qusnabm.
Der Cans 1T g~sgenpGrtig nur elm
2urus; Gans aber bat oiermal iopiel
Ssi3itoffsWert pie Siibner, unb iiber
ooppslt Iopisl pie alss onbers @es
fIuseI. Der Dert Der Gier lit friiber
iiberfddbt porben, trobbem Elm
pfunb Gier boppsIt IopisI 4Sei5itoffs
Dert bat, fpie Elm pfunb Matrelen.
Butter bat einsn Ie1r boben Rdbrs
inert; elm gfuno sntbdlt msbr 5eis,
itoff, als Der burdidnittlide Msnf6
an sinem Gage broudt. Dogegsn III
Der Rdbrs ober 6ei3lpert senobnIidsr
WliI6 nieoris, 70 betDmmiid iie aud
isin mag. gu ben n%obrbofteitsn 2es
bensmittsIn geb0rt Der g. ollie
u ii { bo5en einen boben 0dbrpert
unb bon einem pfuno Rifle pro 3og
(natiirli4 Obne Wfitrehnun9 Der
S4oIen) tOnnts Der Weni9 Ieben.
SGmtIihe Sortsn Webl uno Shrots
mebl BADEN sinsn boben Ssl3itoffs
Dert; unb psrionen, pslfe biinnsr
perbsn polIen, miiFen Dor alien
bas 8rot ipeglahen. Semitic hoben
i'm 9an5sn sinsn nisorigen Rdbripert,
ousgenommen jseod) 8obnen uno
Grbfen. Sin pfuno aartoffeln
entbGlt nur 295 DGrmesG inbetten
gsgen 1920 in einem pfunb estrodnss
ter 8o6nsni
3uderpsrt lit bohgraoig ndbrreid;
ober lei0sr tonnte Der Woeen tetus
folde Oidt LANCER oils orei Biz bier
Gage ousbaIten.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12

8erdnapp Banter (bsr
Elm neues Geiddft sroffnst): Isl. re-
flettisren aIio nuf ben aoiIinerpos
ten; t0nusa sic aoution Itea.n2"
Grembtr: .gisI nidt, orsi gum
oerter."
Banter: Dos 1T ni6tg oas
nit Iongsn mir ia nidt a6t 5age!"
3Gbt.l DerIdngt. Ref
Merlin: ger Usier, morgsn tret. i'd
bier ous unb beirote; poIen Sic mir
b,sbaIb oas GsIb etben. oos Sic mir
nod i4uIbig iinb!"
Stammgait: .9m, nussnbIidIi4
pubt mir oas aber idls9t, Droni. .
t0Hnsn sic niht nod stnigs Wos
nate nit BEN 6sirotsn uortsn2"
3tetns Il rn6sn. 6ous'
frau (tleintout) .5o Gin peb! Der
Jungs 5sr6ri6t Die auifeetdiis, bic
R3hln ldbt oarauibiu DOR Sdted
ben Riidtopi in1en. uno id merle
In Daan i'm Porn DC tsusrs Bale on
En- aOp!i"
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12
Speifen unS @tlSbcuteL
Cine nod iebr 5n enttutfelnbe 3unh
Der Snusfrnu.

Der Snusfrnu.
Mebr aIs ie fommt es in bieien
3ngen oarauf an, nit moglihit
niebrisen Soften einen moslifIt
boben Rdbrpert auf Den 3ifd gu
brinssn. DARN tonntsn ameritanii4s
6aus.rauen Defenders bon oeutidsn
nod bel lernen, tpetde 5tuar i6on
fribsr gu Den tunoi9iten geb0rten,
ober namentli6 unter Dem Orana
ausnabmspeiier 9erbdltnife. ipis Der
eroBe 8riee lie berporbradte, es i'm
pihsnibaftlidsn 8o9en Iebr bob
eebra9t baben; lie tOnnen oamtt nidt
bios Der Snappbeit uno Der Seusrung
beeesnsn. fpnbern aud bic 9eiunos
belt f0roern. - rpenigItens beiBt es,
oab Die Magsnleioeu in Oeutfdlano
Ieitbem beoeuteno obaenommen bats
ten.
Oas omeritanils q 4mt fir bdusz
Iihe Setonomie - elm 3neig pes
Observation-Disclosures - Hubert oieie
5rase bsitdnbig auo bat erit neuers
binss Elm Bulletin Suiammen9eiteat.
ipeldes ben Rdbrz un0 9ei5pert aler
pidtisen 2sbensmittei anaibt, Iu4
auf bsionoere 5rasen lit 4ustunft
erbdltlid; aber DieIes anoere mub
Der eigsnsn g%rfabruns anbeimgeitcllt
bleiben. Sir cine ipariame AuFitsls
lung bes aodSetteIs tommt IS
3. 3. aud in 8etro6t. pie Ianges
Roden, aIio lpie grOben auBsrIidsn
6ei3moterials8erbraud, ieoe Spetie
erforbert. Dos dno mnndbes nnoere
mub ousprobisrt perDen uno Stud
fir Stid onserednet tperoen. NIturs
lid mub audi auf Den perionIiden
Geiamad 10 ausgsoebnte Ridiidt ge<
nommen nerbsn, nis m0aIi6; lonit
f0nnte bic 5uusfrau NIT alien ibrsn
&snntniiIen ni4t piel errsi9en,
Die Gnsrgi., psl9s cine ssnoHene
Speiie Dem Horper ~ilefsrt, duBert Ilb
in Wdrme uno miro piHe m 9nftIi6
nad Ddrmes@ inbeitsn gemrhsn; Wabs
rung 1T sinfad $,ei3matsrIal fir ben
Diem, fpeIten Der &orpsr bIloet. Sebr
peridieosn Tam bic Wenge bes 9ei3e
itoffss. reip. PdbrItoffss. iein. Den Der
a0rper brauht. Uinn BAT entoedt,
bab Der ourhidnittlide @ei6Gttss
mann, Der sinen grOBen SeiI bes Ia
ges an I.tnem quit iiBt. td9lid $500
Ddrmss& inbeitm in ieiner Nabrun9
beoorf; oaeessn beoiirfen Qeuts, peIs
DE bel ibrer arbsit itehen, ipie Der
tGufer Ooer StraBenbabnsS dafiner
5000 BdrmssGinbeiten i'm Gag
isarmsr $500, uEb 2eute IN 8srufen
Die cine beosutsnoe aorperitdrts eriors
bern, $500 Bis 5000. Nie ioQts Der
&orpsr me6r an Rnbrung dufnsbmen.
ols CT pirtlih esbrau6t, um Die fir
feline Qsiituns notpenoigs Gnsrsis i'm
8erIaufs bes innerlihen Derbrens
nungssYro3ehss gu erbaIt.u.
Bas ben Gebait Der osri6isbensn
Rabrun9smittsI ar Wdrme : ginbsis
ten dnbelonst, 10 sntbdlt ous o0eH
erpdbnte amtlide Bulletin nlIerlei
Qngaben. bic piellsidt nod fir man
DE stDas iberrnihsno iino. Inter
allen artsn 5lsiid its6t aas Sdpeis
nsflsii6, in i.iHen msiiten pdrtisn.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12
mi ernddt'ser

Ibfhieb nintmt IN nj ernddt' ger
StunDe
Gnappe auRibert-eou 4uniaunbe,
ReiI Der Batter oieier boloen Wdio
Riht erIeubt. baB tie Den auappeu
freit. u
&uuibert peripridt. ibr- treu gu bGeiben
limb nit ibr iofort iid 81 betueiben,
@enn Der aIte eint Helm bel" nod
glib.
Cher ipenn's gu iterben .bm teIiebt.
Ros brais neroen miro. 1T i6fper al
ingen,
@enn man niht ten a.leu feIbft mil
fragen,
Der auf unIerm bib - } 9iuterIiit -
3euee Sieier abidgieosS- lit.
$50 1T er?
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12

ielbftsefdaiges sd babe BOD reht,
fie betpest fid bofii1
Wieoerum Idbt bic 8eboroe mid
rufen. Sect lit lie ihon gang beitiirst.
~Soren Sic. 9err 9oliIsi -. Die
gan5e Staot.. 9as lift ia SIRE
Sbeorie -. Sic babsn oob S,hr @ort
oarauf gegeben, oaB Sic ii6 bsriatis
gen piir0en!@
.gr8slsns! Sd tue ~iibsrbaupt
nihts anberes me1r, i'd bementiere
nnunterbroden! Nus alien ardften
oementisre idi Soft o[Iein peiB, mas
man in Der Staot trum ossbalb BON
mir srSdblt!!@
.Sa, ia, i9 babe aud i6pn bacon
sebprt. Dos 1T aues 10 ieltfam. SD
Detomme ioear anonpne Sriefe.
~G~r5eaen5! sd geitatte mir cine
gemertung. Mit minotl4tn 0emens
lis tommt man ihper gum I3iel. Sic
sernben lelber ba5 gu bsmcrten! Man
tam bod nidt ieosn ein5sln bemens
tieren unb pibsrlesen! Man f0nnte
aber pieleidt elm 8roi9urden be-
rous9eben: Die punosriame 9etebz
runs 9aIileis auf Den pfab Der
Wabrbeit." SD piirbe barin auseie
nnnoeriesen. ME i9 Der 8srlodung
oes Srripabns erIesen mar -.
.Aunberiam!.. Sa... eeipiB
-. Wunoeriam lit iest Mpoe. unb
fir uns lift ss isbr gut, bab man ei>
ne tleins Sienitreiie. 5abrtpitsn. Sa>
geJeIoer betommt."
SD i9reibe no4 redts uno nod
limits:
sd fabre na9 Der &rim. S9reibe
bort cine Wioe-lssuns."
mSabsn sic sebrrt2 @alilei bat
ben auftras, cine Wibsrlegune gu
idreiben!"
IBIS CUR @iosrIs9ung 1T ss aIIo
nit ibm 9etommen!"
mWenn mon I6on pioerleet, bann
itimmt bic Sao9e fiber. sic brebt
Ii1!"
Dos iiberSeust au9 Die lebten. So=
sae Der protoierei itreidt ieinen
9art:
rDenn man i4pn niOerIest. banu
1T ales moglid."
Utein Bud bat einen ourdi6Iaaenz
ben @rfol9. Wap Iisit nur Den 9epeis
fir bic Srebung Der grbe. Rein
Utenlu lieit ole WiberIeguns. Mau
reiBt bic Wiberlesung aus benz BUD
uno i4idt iie mi. nit S6mGbbriefen
ins 9ous.
limb nun, mos lit Wabrbeit?
9as, moran ipenise slouben, beibt
8eberei, aber bas, poran aue aIau>
hen, oos lit Wahrbeit. Die @roe
orebt iid" - oas elauben ole. Sp!gs
LID lit es 8abrbeit.
Wenn i'd bann, i6on nit eigenen
pferben. anldBii9 Der finfunb5panz
5isiten 4ufIase meines Wertes pisoer
auftau6e. ertlGrt mir bic 9eb0rbe:
.9Oren Sic. Serr @aIilei! Sic
limb boh elm tIuser Menih! S6Gmen
Sic fi6 benn eisei.tli6 nift? @s lit
gerobesu unanssnebm. Die gan3e
Weilt peiB op9 i6on, bab ii9 Die
groe brebt. Sic allsin bebaupten nod,
oas lei niff Der sui. unb babel psrs
lansen Sic nod, tab mir bas auf
Staotstoitm berauseebenl Warum
iino Sic oenn blob 10 perftodt? aonn
Sbnen oenn has niht elei6 iein? Sb
lie ii9 orebt ober niht9"
.3u 8efehl. SrseuenS! Sic brebt
ii9 mieber!!"
FRA enbIi4. Sd freue mid pirtz
lid fir Sic. Die 8ider perben mir
natiirlid nidt mebr erideinen Iaf>
ien."
.Iber iparum benn ni6t? Wir loIz
fen einfa9 ole Wioerlesungen meg
uno bruden III nod bic @rinoe fir
Die Seioesung Der grbe. Sir @lemens
tar unb WitteliduIen."
Song ri6tis. 0as lit cine Sbee."
Mein 2ebrbub (9aIilei; 8spsiie
fir Die @rbrotation) miro in ollen
S6ulen eineefiibrt. Sd betomme elm
4uto, cine Sadt, elm 2onbbous.
Die Sbee triumpbiert.
Sbne ssplter, ohne eSnduiiition.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12
: Der 8edetartsr. Sc

- Der Begetorttr. berr
emil aobItopf lit itrengsr 9egetos
rier; onldbIid zines geiudes Bel els
ner b.frsunostsn 5nmilie piro ihn
Wurif ~oneeboten. CT DeiIt oisfslbe
en.rifst Surid nit ben Worten:
.Dani. - eriisns eFe i9 ME Durit,
3rpeitens BIN id 8s9etarier. orittsns
babe i'd s6sn 5ubduis Durit gs9sis
fen unb nisrtsns M, ih bin 10
frei."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12

- Stper ernorben. u.
(srrest): rWos i'd geuoroen bin, bin
td our9 mid isibf serporosn."
g.: rRa. id babe INNER 9eh0rt,
ourb Sbrsn SdpiessrDater."
a.: ySo2 Gr 6nt meine Jrau bod
nidt s~s9siratst."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-01-12

lOn foIssn&s Stisse it Der piBi=
gen tIeinsn 4ntbOlogie rufii9er Saz
tiren entnommen, oie WoItber Weibel
i'm 8srIas bon Sulius 9Offmann in
'Stuttsart b~eraussibt. Die oft m~eiiters
haftsn Stia8en Ourften in Der ruff
fGen preiIs pdbrsnb pes arisaes err
f9einen.)
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
PROHIBITION PROHIBITING.

From The State, daily newspaper of
Columbia, In dry South Carolina,
comes this testimony: "For weeks the
city has been thronged, especially at
night, with workingmen, many Of them
white and hundreds Of them negroes,
but there Is little or no evidence of dis
order and practically none Of drunken
ness In the streets.
with the country engaged In war
and with the nerves Of the people at
high tension, with money abundant,
with soldiers better paid than ever be-
fore, with wages high and with an i'm
mense transient population, the Colum-
bia of 1917 presents such a contrast to
the Columbia of the Spanish-Amerlcan
war that those who remember that
time could hardly believe it to be pos
sible If they did not see 1t before their
eyes.
"What the future Of the whisky
traffic shall be II Is not worth while to
discuss, but 1t is the simple truth that
prohibition is prohibiting and the old
argument to the contrary, so long re.
lied on by the whisky dealers, Is, for
the present at least, discredited. Who
ever says that prohibition will not pro-
hihit is heard with derision."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
TEMPERANCE
lssNOteS"
Conducted by the National Woman's
"WHY KILL THE GooSEW

A cartoon Issued by the publicity
department of the liquor traflickers is
entitled, "Why XIII the Goose?" says
Prof. John A. Nichols In the Union
Signal. 1t represents fat goose, Ia
belled, internal Revenue" Its three
eggs are very conspicuous, but an AK
marked, Prohibition" Is in dangerous
proximity to Its neck. Well, there are
many reasons why the goose should
be killed. In the first place, the cost
of feeding 1t is too great What would
you think of farmer that kept flock
OF geese at cost ten times greater
than the amount realized from the
eggs producedf II, when his attention
had been called to the matter, he tried
to defend his position by telling you
how much he obtained from the sale
Of the eggs, and spoke Of 1t as a profit.
able transaction, you would at once
consider him a fit subject for some
kind OF mental treatment. For many
years Uncle Sam has been that kind
Of farmer. But skillful mental treat.
ment, In the form of scientific and
economic facts, having been admins.
tered to him for some time, he is be.
ginning to show signs Of sanity, and
we hope ere long this expensive and
dangerous goose will no longer find
pasture on Uncle Sans farm.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
CHIGlS BACK TO OLD HOME
Roman Family to Occupy Historic Villa
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OF
Original Owners.

After 337 years the historic villa
Farnesina, on the banks of the Tiber,
half-mile distant from st. Peters
church, will again be occupied by de-
scendants Of Its original owners and
builders, the Princes Of Chigi, says n
Rome correspondent.
The head of the house, Prince Lu-
dovic Chigi, VINO last year was ap-
pointed marshal Of the Holy church
and the guard Of the Conclave and,
therefore, rules the Vatican during the
interim between the death Of a pope
and the election Of new one, recently
disposed of the Chjgl palace to the
Italian government. 1t is stated that
by this sale he was put In position to
buy back the villa Farnesina, erected
In 15O9-11 by the Papal banker, Agos.
tino Chigi, and notable because of Its
frescoes by Raphael.
The palace will be restored and re-
furnished ns II was when first occupied
by the Chigl family, an auction sale
having been held recently to rid the
palace of the furniture left there by
the king of Naples.
The return of the Chigis is consid-
cred remarkable since 1t is proverbial
In Rome that when once a family
leaves Its home 1t leaves forever.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
No Other Place Would Do.

A dentist, who had been made nerv-
GUS by frequent burglarles in his
vicinity, was somewhat startled recent
ly by having man come regularly at
the same hour every evening and sit
on his doorstep. He finally suggested
that, If II would be all the same to
him, he would be pleased to have him
divide his attention and sit on some
neighbOr's doorstep for q while.
"But 1t wouldn't be the same"
shouted the visitor" nor anything like
1t. You are dentist, and | have an
aching tooth that l haven't the cour-
nge to have pulled out. come here
every afternoon trying to make up my
mind to have it out, and as soon us l
come In sight Of your house 1t stops
aching, but when sit on your door
step, and the confounded thing knows
1t can be pulled out II It gives me
trouble, l have some rest"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK.

The Brewer and Matter: The rea-
son why beer saloon Is a success is
because man can drink large guam
tity of beer without getting drunk. He
can stick around and talk or play cards
for the greater part of an evening and
20 home sober. He cannot do that and
drink whisky. That is why whisky
saloon is not success.
Midas Criterion champion of dis.
tlllers:
Any man who has had any expert
ence in drinking knows it is possible
to get exactly as drunk on beer as on
whisky. If we were to decide between
the merits of the beer drunk and the
whisky drunk, we would say candidly
that the mushiest and sloppiest kind Of
u drunk in the world is the beer drunk.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
PIANO SALES INCREASE.

According to travelling representa-
tives of Eastern piano manufacturing
converns who have recently been in
San Francisco, says the Musical
Times, piano sales in the western
states that have joined the dry ranks
show marked increase. They report
that business in Colorado, Arizona,
Washington and Oregon was never
better and that retailers, many of
whom opposed prohibition, are now
heartily in favor Of the change. More
pianos are being sold, it is asserted,
initial payments are larger, collections
are much better and fewer instru.
ments are returned.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
IN THE CITY OF SEATTLE.

The prohibitory law of the state Of
Washington went into effect January
], 1916. OF buildings occupied the last
day of 1915 by 211 saloons, ten are
now occupied by drug stores, haber-
dasheries, women's speciality shops and
the like; 90 by cigar, candy and soft
drink places; IA by groceries and meat
markets; six by confectionery stores !;
10 by cafes, bakeries and the like; 20
vacant for repairs, or because building
is too poor for business.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
The Impatient Guest.

Helolse of the rapld-fire restaurant
was relating to Chaudlne, another whit
ress in the same establishment. certain
interesting episodes which occurred at
the bartenders' ball on the previous
night "All in the living world says
to Hughie was"
"Sa-a-ay" sarcastically snarled q
hypercritlcal customer. "I'm still walt
ing for my order! Is this a restaurant
or an elocutionary entertainment"
saw, listen to the living skeleton hav-
ing n fit on the tiled floorl" coldly re-
torted Heloise. 81 says to Hughle
'Hughie,' / says, 4 wouldn't have
thought It of your Just like that"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
Perfectly Ridiculous.

"It's too bad that you broke your
doll" commented the caller.
"Thls doll is not broken" corrected
the child gravely.
"Oh, isn't It? l thought that was
the doll that used to cry Mammal T
when 1t was squeezed.
"Thls is the same doll. But you
must remember that was several years
ago. She Is much older now. Yoa
don't expect grown-up young lady
to cry Mamma = when she is squeezed
do your
The caller had to acknowledge that
whatever she expected, 1t probably
wouldn't take place.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
That's a Different Thinu.

My small cousin was telling me of
some naughty trick he had played o.
another boy, and after he heard my
opinion Of 1t decided to tell his mother.
"Why Lawrence" l said, II shoulA
think your conscience would prich
you."
"What is a cOnscienceT' he inquired.
"Well, n conscience" answered, 'is
the thing that says, No, don't do that
when we are going to do something
naughty"
He thought he understood that all
right, but finally he said, But what In
the thing that says, Yes, 30 ahead and
do it'T-Exchange.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11

A nouveau richie who was noted for
his misuse of the kings English is
quoted by an exchange as dilating on
the cost of the kennels for his new
country place in these words: ITS
just throwing money into the fire. We
haven't an animal on the place worth
81; but the way those architects are
fitting up those confounded kennels,
anyone would think that they expected
them to be occupied by the Dog of
Venice himselfw
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Enact Copy Of Wrappes.
Being Just to Husband.

Mollie had very pronounced ideas
regarding the rights and wrongs of her
sex.
Don't you think, Sallie," she asked
one day of her dearest friend. "that
woman should get q mans payi"
"Well," replied Sallie, after n mo-
ment Of deliberation, II think she
should let him have car fares and
lunches out Of it."-Youth's Compan-
eion.
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Children Want to Know,

History repeats herself, but child
is always original.
Small Marjorie was most intelligent
ly concerned over motion pictures Of
the war; When she failed to under
stand situation she asked for infor-
nation.
"Why are those men STOPPING under
that bridge, mother?"
Mother explained that they were go
ing TO blow 1t up.
"Oh! VIII they have breath enough"
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change. later took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and soon
felt change for the better. took It
until I was In good healthy condition.
recommend the Pinkham remedies to
oil women as have used them with such
good results. Mrs. MILFORD T. CUM
MINGs, 822 Harmony St., Penn's Grove,
N. ].
Such testimony should be accepted by
Ill women as convincing evidence Of
the excellence Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound % . remedy for
the distressing ills of women such q
displacements, inflammation, liberation,
backache, painful periods, nervousness
and kindred ailments.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
Ilmorous 4 nuer

.al went into n store for a pair
N'S She asked the shop as
I"set her a pair about size 10.
wanted them squeaky.
ae Tor my father" she added.
missI I'm afraid we have
L,ay Of that kind"
u' you make him a pair Of
@esF asked the young wom-
W.T. Is a young man who visits
.u.y' and it would be very
N wy 'Or him to know just when
'aIng downstairs"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
TEMPERANCE DAY.D

The following states have officially
established Temperance day" in the
public schools: Alabama, Tennessee,
Kansas, New Mexico, Oregon, North
Dakota, South Dakota, Missouri. In
most Of these 1t is designated as
Frances e. Willard day."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
Kitty Acquired the Habit.

As Mary's mother was n voice teach
er, Mary was familiar with the termin-
ology Of the music studio. One day
when her kitten was whining vocifer-
ously outside the door, Mary ex-
claimed: Mamma, please let kitty in
She's outside, forcing her voice terri.
bly,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-10-11
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System

Take tho Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as tho formula Is
printed on every label, showing il Is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 90 cents.
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lows This P

Sscfi fi%w for any case Of catarrh
ElEnIec cured by HALLE CA
kNR initlNE. y HALLS CATARRH
D lie i ,.aken internally and acts
Do svS.ed sVed on the Mucous Sur
TSSlsts for over forty years.
" q Co., Toledo. Ohio.
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one has called II,
the very jewel Of
the Scriptures" II
has convinced and
converted to Je-
sus Christ many
sceptics, not mere
ly by the harmony
between Its proph-
etlc words and
their literal full
fllment In the his
tory of Christ, but
because of the
very conception
itself which II
contains of his
character and suf-
ferings.
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GRAPES For HOGS.

The California College Of Agriculture
has found that 1t is more profitable to
feed grapes, dried, to hogs and cattle
than to manufacture them into wine.
This is very disturbing to the wine
trust.