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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-02-09

SSu fIrdiete S!la, DOB etner ofr
Stsl. pit lie melben polte. tbr ts'
ssJnen !onnis. Sbr 5sr5 lHIus jun
SsiPrngsh.
Sls trat auf &n portisr 3u:
~5it Sett anoras gu SduieS"
rHiIn" lIste DER Wann turS uno
oeIdlsr liz taum.
. G,.un Jeben Sic ibm bite oisisn
SrlsT lcodlo sr Rat 9auie tommt.
Wdnn idnn oas lein2"
"a Dhl.ote iih Der Port;er ibr
gu.
SD tann teinsn Brief iibersebsn.
Die Uerrl1uften tinD befte friib nit
BEN sritsn 3u9 nad 9amburs abses
re;it."
Sine unnatlrlihe, taIte Rubs bisIt
Gllu dutrebt.
nAus rlsrs 9err uno Jrau pros
iehot 9olsr ebsnfaas9"
Rein. !9err profe1or 9ofer mar
nuI orel aase in Berlin. er lit DOR
sIrer StanDe abserelit, ih CLAUDE
nab aOln. Jrau profehor 9oier
ano 4ostt 4nords baben Ibre 2ours
nee Edd amerita ansetreten. Ser
3us bat o~irstten ani4Iub an oas
StIff."
,unD Die iun9e Oame2"
rGon elmer Iungen Dame, bic bic
Serrlbaiten teJleltet bdtte, peiB ia
ni9ts. aber es mag ia letn. DOB
ildy nod elne &iinitlerm DER 2purnee
dnselhloh,n bat. WIe selayt, oas
psle la n,tt. bel pns bat Die Dame
nI4t %JeGobnt."
n5t oau:e Sbnen."
nYltte lebr." Der portier Dffnete
Die 5ir.
Xiia itono nut Der StraBe.
Stumme DerSpeifluns l4Ob Is
5piibsn Mutumobilen, 2Bn9en uno
,Slbrrdpsru binoura. Sus Slim
SSn unD 2uten erreste lie nidt, Der
lammertoe Nuii4rei ibrer Sses
reridlong ulles anoere.
% mar cine Steinbant. 5tpe,
Wtdnnsr retelten iia barauf. be.
9dnps in ben 9Oientaiden. Slide.
UNI ben gals 9etniipft.
Eiia' ieBte liA neben lie. um'
tlammert pon einem beiben Wes,
oos lansiam ertaltete, eritarrte. lie
unfGbis ma4te, irSeno etpas su
tun ODER au benton.
sic fiiblte einen aiebenoen S4mers
I'm Hutsn.
Sd iebs bod nod, badte lie. -
Sic modte iebr lanse 10 ses
leIIen baben.
Gln SauBmann, Der lie beobad,
tst batte, trat on lie bera1 uno
fraste, oh iie fremo in Berlin ie..
~Sa - nein - id pobne i'm
!Sotel aUlbers."
.Wplen Sle ni4t na6bauie &C.
fen! IS 1T talt beute."
~Sa, iebr taIt." 2ifa aos fid
5ulNmnsn uno 3ltterte.
Wls le u%ufltanD unb einig.
ge9orgen NOR, purbe bel
Sdmera beftl9er.
sic pnnpte li4 3u benz S6ub.
mann uno Bat TIN, ibr bod ELI
Autumpb,l au belorgen.
Gr tat es uno balf ibr in ben
SIN Sotel leate iid Clio foforl
gu Sett uno nubm metonii6 bon
Dem SAlalmltiel.
0ann tliugelte iis benz MGbfen.
Sic b~eitellte See uno etipos gu e..
len. rAber brineen G,s es mil
fuste lie bin5u.
Sns Wdoaen tam nad einet
WeiIe nit benz 3ablett, crpnsts all
leg auf benz Slid unb 59pb i'm
IN Dos Yett.
aiia mar 10 ourdfroren, puB il.
INNER nod 5itterte.
~@ndcise 5rau iino tolt," iast.
,as Wtdoten freunolib, i'd peros
Srau fofort sine Sale
Zee einidenten."
Bite. tun Sic oas!"
Sas Wtdodsn bate Elm 1pmpa.
biihes 0elidt.
~Sh itrei4e Der 9ndoissn Jrop
lud Elm 8utterbrpt."
.Sa - unp fpenn Sic 3eit ba.
zen. bleiben sic bel mir, Biz ih
erti9 BIN"
~Yetne, aber id muB ponn bic
Sire auf einen Spalt ftellen bamit
d bus Slin9eIn bore"
.@ut."
Sos Mabden iprans bebsnbe o,,i.
.ffnete bic Sir elm tpenis uno
natte flh oarun, 2iia su per,or,
EN-. aber ldon nud Ten eritsn
5iilen tonnte Giia nidts mebr &c,
.ieben.
~9ndoise Srau finb ippbl trant2"
raste bas Wdh4en bebauernb.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-02-09

lapsn aOrmlid au bIuten unb lcd'
ten Yads uno Suderiparen alier Mr..
Niia bate INNER elnen intens
iipen Wiperpilen sesen JleiiderlGs
ten sebabt, lie lebnts fid in oas
Nutumutil Surid unb i4lpB Die
Au9en.
2bis uisle folder Straben mOfts
Is in Berlin seben9
Gnolid belt Der Wasen, Clio
ities puritttis aus uno JAP ii9 nod,
irgenoeinem Weniden I'm, Der ibt
9anosepdd trasen iolte.
Sa itob AUDI i6On elm tleineI
Sunge beran. etner Der uielsn. Gle
tets bin5uiprinsen. tpenn elm au.
tomobil bait, I'm bur4 cine Sienii<
leiftuns, uno lei es Rur ous Oefts
men uno Shlleben oes sdIa9es,, Fl.
men rSetfer" gu perDienen.
gr nabm oas 5iemIih srrbe &C.
pdditiid. Eiia sins lansiam blns
ter Dem Sunsen na4 benz !Sinte,.
baus.
Ser buntIe Sortpss. Der Sof nit
tlelnem 9eitriipp uno rinssum bi:
bimmelbOben Walern nit ben pielen
.erleudteten Senitern: bas aIes mar
10 fremb.
Sod oben elm Stiid grauer !Sims
mel, bon benz pielen 2itt Der GRO.
BEN Stabt rDtli4 beitrabIt.
IS mar 'Giia, aIs Oh cine bid.
Stoubi4iHt iber alien ldse unb
ibr in Cen Wunb brdnse. Nber
bas mar pobl nur @inbilbuns; es
mar ia elm tlarer Wintertas.
Scr Sunse itanb fdpn in Dem
fdledt beleudteten Glur unb pints
te. ST batte setlinsest. unb Elm
dltlides Wtdbden nit elmer tleinen
Shpefernbaube itedte ben Ropt
bur4 bic sir unb nabm bas @epdd
in @mpfans.
Dos aaes sins 70 fdnen. Gifas
8lide unD 9ebanten tonnten faum
folsen.
Sic mar in elm 3imm.r sefiibrt
iporben uno fab. mil bier anbsrn
Grouen in elmer Reibe, auf einem
Stubl on elmer er%iintaps.
Wanb.
Wie &leinisteiten oft baften bleis
ben, tpabrenb sroBe Gemitsbepss
ben Weni4en %umtlammert
fiel es Iifa auf, tpie bdbs
lid bos Gelb Der Stiibls unb oas
9rin Der Sapete nebeneinanper auss
PIN Slid, in Der Witte bes Gin.
mers lab cine 5rau nit meliertem
9oor uno etiuus pertniifsnem &c.
Ii4t.
Sic bpb ben aopf unb lab Su
Der ReuongetOmmenen biniiber.
Sinh Sic bic Grau, bic Npttor
ansemeloet bat9" fraste its
eifa.
.Sa."
rSdpeiter! - S9peiter Sba!"
ief bic Srau nit elmer bur6orin<
Stimme.
Sic 4pnnote Ii9 pieber an 2tia:
sd idrsibs Sbrs Perionalien
auf."
Sdpeiter Soa tam berein. ella
rbcb iid i4nel.
~8oriittis, poriidtis, Jrou .ans
ras, fonit boben mir na4ber bic
3eideruns." Sic iaste bas lii
3elno, als babe lie iceben einen gu.
en- WiB semadt.
Sie 5rauen, bic an Der Donp
aBen. ladten, biz ouf cine, pie bic
anSe 3eit in ibr Sai4entu9 6lu.
bate.
Quf benz idmalen aorrioor
rannte cine tleine PetroIeumlomps
lit einem blauen 9ebGltsr. YIN
Gnbe oes 9anses iparsn
idt nebeneinanber spei braula
Iiiren.
Mon bDrte bos bpbe unb uniptIs
tse @eIdrei sana tleinsr 3inoer.
ie Cuff mar seiGttist BON 8umlis
'ns uno Wildserud, permiIdt NIT
EN- 0unit idledt seliifteter Sdluts
hume.
9ie S6peiter, bic poransins, off,
etc san5 hinten redts bic cine Del
raunen Siiren unb Iieb 2ifa Elm.
.eten.
Sn Der Mitte beg 3immers Itans
n GROCER Siid nit elmer rptsemll.
Sede.
nSp, 5rau Grau anbras," oi,
'htpeiter lpanbte Iid freunbll9 en
iia, bier 1T oIfo Sbr Yett," lie
les out elm nieoriges 5elbbett, I'D
i'll Sbnen beim QustIeiDen bebiIt,
d fein." |
Damn perIieb ite eiIie bas 3in,' !
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Don't Keep Them Too
Long in Office, Is Lesson
Kloka Case Teaches

Two terms are enough for any puohc
official
While a private concern considers that
Il is to its advantage to keep compe-
tent man, promoting him from time 70
time in appreciation of merit and faith
full service, it would not do so if It found
its promoted employees consulting their
own interests first in an arrangement
to perpetuate themselves.
II is individual service and merit that
finds reward in private business. Inc
man who engages in conspiracy against
the institution doesn't last long on the
Job. and he ought not to last long.
Neither should public official last
long under such circumstances, and an
awakening on the part of the people Is
quite likely to result in future IN the
breaking of political family arrange
ments such as Wayne county has eX'
perienced, and with Wayne county, the
city of Detroit.
1t remained for a newcomer to an
office in the county building to discover
that a servant of the people who had
stolen from them within the knowledge
of other officials was BEING RE-
TANNED IN HIS POSITION OF RE.
SPONSIBILITY.
But for the coming into Office Of this
NEW official, who did not belong to the
machine crowd" THIS SERVANT OF
THE PEOPLE, A CONFESSED THIEF
WOULD STILL HAVE HIS PLACE
AND THE PEOPLE WOULD REMAIN
IN IGNORANCE.
Ousting an official here and there will
help the situation in spots only tempo
rarily.
Ousting the CROWD" is the only
thing that will count, and the surest
way to do that is to call for complete
set of new men and new officeholders
every two years at the very least.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Let the People
Rule-and Write
IVY Own Native Land.
To the Editor Of The Times:


To the Editor or The Times:
saw in your paper the other day
that Mrs r. F. s. wanted the words
OF an old song. | have them In an
old-time song book. and will send
them 20 yon
I've rovsd over mountain, I've cross
% over hood.
I've trsversed the wave-rolling
Tho the aelds were as green and the
moon shone as bright.
Yet IL was not my own native
land
No no m. no, no. no,
80 no no. no. no. no.
Tho the nelds were az green and
TIE moon shone as bright
Yet 10 was not my own native land
TIE right hand Of friendship how Oft
have grssBed.
And bright eyes have smiled and
looked bland.
YET happier far were the hours
In The e.s,--in my own native
land
YES y.,. yes. yes. yes. yes.
Yes yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
Tes. hsnglsr far were the hours
IN tie IVES, Ia my own native land
Then hal lear Columbia. the land
that We love.
Where r04rfEhes liberty's tree,
The birthplace Of freedom. our own
native and.
Tis tho lard. It's the land ~ the
free
Tee. yes yeE yes. yes, yes.
Yes rs yes. yes. yes, yes.
The hfrfhrIace ~ freedom. our own
lis ~ and. It's The land of the
free MRS J. T. y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Is 1t To Be Wondered
AT That We Cannot
Understand the Germans?

Do Americans understand Germans?
The Germans say we do not.
The Germans are correct.
Few Americans even yet have the
slightest conception of the ideas which
govern Germany.
Many Americans have only lately come
TO believe the facts of German barbarism.
They could not trust any evidence. SO
absolutely impossible did such things as
the Germans have done seem to be in
this twentieth century.
But everything Germany has done has
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Hot Weather
By BERToN eRALEY

wish polar up north where heat solar
bear
Less heavily animals and Esquimaux and such,
I'd take my ursne family and in ice clammiy
And chilly we'd linger and enjoy it very much.
Or were whale away through waters blue I'd sail away
COR swim, if you prefer it. but the other made rme)
To waters flowing frgdly where could freeze ngidy
And have cool vacation and very pleasant time.
I'd give pink begonia to battle in pure ammonia,
("Begonis- ammonia"-no other rines would dol
For tho it suffocated me while it refrigerated me
I'd be completely heatess till the arctic bath thru
Oh strip Of my covering while all this heat is lowering
And fill me full of liquid air. matter what the price,
I'm stuck to by underwear and constantly wonder where
A find a tailor who could make sut Of ice.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
More Than a ThOrO-
fare-An Institution and
An Inspiration

We welcome to the throbbing West
Side the wonderfully ample and attrac-
tive Book Building, which occupies nearly
all that part and parcel of the west side
of Washington Boulevard situate be-
tween Grand River and State, and which
has perfected plans to occupy more when
certain leases expire.
Other modern buildings on this i'm
posing boulevard, which was nobly plan
ned to allow breathing space and sense
of arching skies, are entwined with pride
full family histories. Whitney, Hecker,
Stevens, Gray-these are among the
builders of this new artery of trade,
where utilitarianism and sightliness are
happily joined.
But while these estates at intervals
made the start on the establishment OF a
high-charactered shopping center, it re-
NAMED for the Book Estate to make such
extensive investments in Washington
frontage that the exclusive trading quail
ity of the street would be fixed for all
time.
The notable width of the boulevard
and its limitation as to length both lend
themselves to the realization of this def
mite plan-offering facilities for the de-
velopment of fashionable trading dis
trict without a parallel outside Of New
Yorks fascinating Fifth avenue.
The genius and enterprise that have
thus solved the problem growing out OF
Woodward avenues congestion, call for
highest commentator. Good business
sagacity is back of it all, but the public
service involved is none the less crafty
ing.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Pointed Paragraphs

Shakespeare, tho no broker fur
nished stock quotations.
Why drink Imported wine in order
20 drown domestic trouble?
n We didn't try TO uphold our
blunders we should have fewer
troubles
The man who doesn't advertise
gets more dust on his goods than in
his cash drawer
A cynical woman says men are
like colds easily caught. but hard
TO get rid OF
A pesslmist likes thing he csn't
enjoy, and an optimist enjoys a
thing he can't like
The workman who turns out a
poor job H. an Improvement on the
one who docs nothing but stand
around and make remGTKs.
a woman has queer IA Of le'.
iing man look down upon he
Weakness that makes him look up
10 her
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14


been done calmly, coolly and with malice
aforethought.
Germany is not mad dog foaming at
the mouth.
The nation is mad, but it is the cool
lunacy of a poisoned brain, not the red
fury of rabies.
To find out what is the matter with
Germany it is necessary to go TO the
source Of German ideas-to the thinkers
who have fashioned her ideals for the
past two generations.
Following are some quotations which
tell the tale.
They are the words Of the men who
have been most widely rea dand most
widely believed by the Germans OF to-
day.
These thinkers have put into unquah-
fed statement the principles upon which
the Prussian power was founded and has
grown great.
Like all philosophers they have simply
reflected in their books the world about
them
In turn their statements OF the ma
tonal ideals have had the effect Of
strengthening and crystalhzing them.
The German gets his ideas from
books and from philosophers more than
any other modern man.
The German professor wields an in
fuence of which we know nothing in this
country of unmuzzled newspapers, free
politics and unlimited discussion on the
stump.
Here is the German creed as formulat-
ed by Germany's own philosophers:
No, only must the state be obeyed II must be
venerated as a God. success insured by might
is the measure OF right-Hegel
Weak nations have no right 70 existence, and
must be absorbed by powerful nations. The es
sence Of the state is power. Nothing exists or
can exist which is superior 10 the state
Tretschke
The state can do no wrong The Observance
OF treaties is not matter Of duty but Of ad
vantage .-Adolphus Lassen.
Love God above all things and thy neighooT
as thysef This law can claim no significance
for the relations OF one country 70 another There
never has been and never will be universal rights
OF men. Bernhard
Morality il a symptom Of decadence War Is
as necessary 70 the state as slavery - IA society
Might Is the source Of right There is no right
other than that OF theft. usurpauon and violence
-Nietzsche.
And finally the renegade Englishman
Houston Chamberlain, who hates his own
country and from his Berlin home has
for years savagely attacked Englishmen
as decadent. because they would not &C
cept the German theories, says:
"Militarism is the Indispensable instru-
ment of German culture, it builds It's
brightest hopes of supremacy on the ex-
termination OF others"
There are Americans who believe il
such theories and try to practice them.
For them we maintain many peniten
tiaries and electric chairs.
We do not honor them with decora
tions nor place them in the chairs of oul
universities.
No American has ever successfully
published book upholding such doc
trines
In Germany such books can be bough
at any railway news stand
Is il any wonder the Germans say w
can't understand them?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14

Any one who coins a new phrase, one
that exactly fits what we've all along
been thinking, has rendered as distinct
service.
Somehow phrase, even an epithet or
happy adjective, is a sort of condensed
argument, capsuling in itself the gist of
what we've felt and believed, but weren't
able TO say, without bothersome re-
dundancy.
The Reverend Doctor Henry van Dyke,
one-time United States minister to Hol-
land, and at all times felicitous poet and
word craftsman of caste, hammered out
little term from his thoughtworks the
other day, in an address to a club in New
York; the said work of art being as fol-
lows, to-wit:
The man who, without warning, sank
the Lusitania, taking the lives of hun
dreds of women and children is nothing
more than pirate-a Potsdam pirate"
Taking up this little woodwork and
turning il over, we admire its aptness, its
freshing near-favor of profanity.
We would not swear of course. as so
doing would be naughty, but the best Of
us, when our feelings are wrought up,
enjoy word that, when you examine it
judiciousy. is perfectly proper, but when
you hear it first sounds mighty like
humdinger.
Reference here is. for instance, to the
dam in Potsdam. There's something
about dam, even in mill dam, Golfer dam.
or tinkers dam, that has some of the
excitement of a narrow escape in it.
When you say the Potsdam Pirate you
mean no more than if you said the
Petrograd Gar but somehow the tongue
fingers and the word suspiciously sep
arates into suggestive syllables in the
saying thereof.
And, by the way, the title fits.
BY every sort of standard the Pots
dam gentry have earned the name OF
pirates.
ANNAAAhNNHys OIHoRoi WIG odbihoi AhC
crimes of Germany may not be piracy,
as the marauders are properly COM
missioned and authorized by some es-
tablished state" But in the spirit and
essence Of the matter they are as guilty
as any buccaneer that ever raided the
Spanish Main. or any corsair that ever
sailed out Of Barbary.
In this: That they wantonly destroy
the lives and property of non-comba-
tants, even women and children, as in
the case of the Lusitana.
When you add to this the horrible de-
struction Of unoffending Belgium, the
barbarous outraging of her homes, the
pillage Of her property, and the carry
ing away into slavery Of her manhood;
also the air raids upon England where
children and women are the victims; and
the general frightfulness, ruthlessness
and inhumanity of Germany's war meth
DDS, you are forced to admit that he term
Potsdo- rates is not half bad.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
The Old Gardener Says

Every extra bean grown this
year De- another bullet for our
oountr1 mat means that extra
care must le taken 10 get a good
crop 10 not work among the
vines or pick tho beans when
they arc Ve' II YOU do you will
mako ihcm rust. They may r1isf
anyway unless you are careful
20 Use seed which is free from
brown rust spots Be careful
about this, also 90 over the gar
den Whom The beans are a few
Inches high and pull up any
which have brown spots on the
leave
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
Anniversaries

l7ssr-The Bastile. the famous state
prison In Paris vas destroyed by the
populace.
lsi7- Madame 4. stael. famous
French sufhoress and social leader
ilcd IN Paris Born there, April q.
1853.
lsis-Geu. Nathaniel Lyon. ceIe-
hrated federal commander, born a,
Ashford. Conn. Died Aug TO- 1881
from wounds received IN battle %
Wilson creek. No
fs42-Iohn e Fremont. with a par
~ 81 Canadlsns and Indians. arrived
az Fort Laramie, Wyo, on an eSped o.
ton % explore the COUNTRY between
" ss0Iri md The Rocky Mountains
tss7-Beulto juarez constitutional
president ~ Mexico. returned o. the
ancient capital q the country. after
AN absence ~ four years
fs70--Congress granted % the
widow ~ President Lincoln a pen
sion ~ s. oo0 a year.
is7i--A foreign syndicate offered
~ take al fhe i've per cent bonds
that The United states government
desired p Eeli
1892 Ignatius Donnelly was nom
mated bv tho Peoples party for gov
cfror ~ Minnesota
fsoiLA monument - Comnooor.
Matthew g. Perry r : y. was IN
veiied a. KurihEr1a. Japan
ONE YEAR AGO TO-DAY ~ rHE
WAR.
lloyd George predicted early vic
tory for the Aiiles
italians destroyed entire Austrian
force on Monte CastAiier'o by rine
British broke thru German second
lire ~ trenches on folr-rniis front
IN the Somme
TODAY'S BIRrUDANs
BrfKadier General Abel Ia Smith.
A. born la Mssour 81 years
ago today
Prince Adnthert tho sailor son ~
fhe German Emperor. born 81 Pots
darn. - years arc today
Arthur Capper. governor - Kan
eaa. who has announced his candidacy
for United states senator. born ~
Garneff Kas - year- arc today
Et Row. John " Then catholic
hlshrp ~ Lincoln, Neh horn ~
DldenhurE. Indiana. 81 years ago to-
day
EDDIE Plank. pitcher ~ the 81
louis American League baseball team
born ~ GeffyshurE. "a. - years aFr
TODAY l
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14

Two Irishmen were working
building one day when one
made a misstep and fell 10 the.
ground. the other leaned over
and called Are We dead or
alive. Nike" I'm alive" said
Mike. feebly. Sure, yer such
a liar ! don't know whether 10
believe We or not We'll
then. must be dead" said
Mike. "for We would never dare
10 call me a liar II I was alive
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14

TFIW NVU ~ W IIIF UIN Nv
cicty party they gave for VS.
crooked fellows. yesterday"
Yes" said the other and
shuddered.
What did you think OF IT."
Believe me. old bloke. I'd
rather have another ball 90
thru me than go thru another
ball"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14
ToD,y,s pIRrUnANs.
Securing An Audience

And tho audience. my hoy, were
glued 10 their seats said the de-
lighted actor
THAT certainly was neat way
81 keeping them there" said the
critic.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-14

Space. that f. plenty Of room in
which 10 work. play and sleep with
out crowdng and without trespass-
ing or the rights OF others
Unlimited supply OF clean fresh
air 70 promote bodily health and
vigor
Plenty OF light and sunshine with
clean attractive surroundings 10 add
20 tho JOY Ct living.
ThOro drainage, which means free
dom from dampness and musty
odors
Adequate and decent toilet fa-il-
tiles 70 insure cleanliness in both
person and apparel
Proper projections from winter
cold and summer heat, so a proper
indoor temperature may be had all
the time
Freedom from nerve-racking
noises. espec tally AZ night when
rest and repose are essential for
both health and comfort
Given housing OF this sort nc
normal person should have but lit
tle trouble in keeping healthy and
resisting infection In addition 70
Sooc housing. good food and good
habits are essential TO good health
Health Questions Answered.
Miss What ~ the danger of
/ Infection from The mouthpiece OF a
telephone where number OF girl
emplOy % use ~"
Very slight according 10 the re-
port On experiments by California
health authorities.
Flatiery Is the key that has open.
! cd many a feminine heart
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before him. Twice In one MIN
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an attempt OF clear away and
received sullen dismissal
each time.
Beg pardon, sir" he said At
last. There's a big demand
for steaks today. We have
only three OF them In stock,
and the other two being In use.
we'd no glad N you've finished
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MEMORY TEST.

On what date did Prosecuting Attorney
Jssnowski agree 70 a grand jury inVesti.
CATION by the recorders COURT
If it were only the practice so they
could ask waivers Of Bethmann Hollweg.
1t is hard to tell these days whether a
person is thinking of the kaiser or has
Just eaten a gooseberry.
lever have somebody come up and tell
you about having eaten for dinner the
night before, beautiful bass right out of
the lake Still, in a case Of that kind,
you're in no danger of getting a bone in
your throat
y 49,
/. w W., Phyllis. as we are informed
stands for | Won't Work,
Looks like there's nothing to do. Bert.
but get out and crank 'er again"
That's what you get, Rover, for trying
TO bite motorcycle.