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Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
500 Reward. 500

CotaSrh " q local disease greatly inf1u.
enced by constitutional conditions. II
ment- HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
b taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the Sys-
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation Of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing its work. $1,000 for any case OF
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure
Druggists &c. Testimonials free
p. J. Cheney 4 Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
TO RESIST THEATTAcK of the germ

OF many diseases,
such as G p
Malaria, IN e a n 8
fight or die for
all OF US. These
germs are every
where in the air
We breathe. The
odds are in favor
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late Liver, bowels and stomach ADV.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
Prize Boy Farmers.

Milwaukee last summer sent 326
Ali won medals.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
For the Soldier.

Buffalo will provide recreation for
selective draft soldiers in New York
state camps.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Gross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocer1. Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
No One Believes Him.

The patriotism of the man who buys
doubtful.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Don't leave your faults lying around
for other people tn stumble over.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Makes the laundress happy-that's RED
Gross B,g Blue. Makes beautiful, cleaS
white clothes. All good grocers Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
Every Woman Wants
Natural End.

what has become of Professor Fa-
kem's balloon school?"
Il hear ii has gone up"
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Frozen Bananas.
Put five large
bananas through a
sieve, add the juice
of four oranges
an q one lemon.
Boil a cupful Of
water with a cup
full and a half Of
sugar until clear;
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Hammer-Mr. Tack Is a witty fell
low.
Screwdriver-Yes; his remarks are
20 very pointed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
E E2 $H{ =

The men who try to do something
and fail are Infinitely better than
those who try to do nothing and sue
ceed.-Lloyd Jones
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

deals with the concrete materials of and the
activities of life This education seeks put
understand appreciation of the significance performed
the relations of appreciation that illuminate of work
and life.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
NUTS FOR THE MEATLEss DAY.

One would not care to use nuts in
more than one way at a meal. but the
fAna
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
GOOD OLD PUMPKIN DISHES.

good. well-fiavored pumpkin
should be so carefully priced that its
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

New York wants law to curb reck-
less pedestrians.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
A FEW WAYS WITH CORN.

When serving corn meal the follow
ing recipes will be helpful 10 furnish
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
DAINTY DISHES.
zen Bananas

The following may be suggestive to
vary the menu:
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
Chicago Grain s.d Provi.Ion Price.

Chicago.-Corn-No. yellow. S21s;
No yellow. Sz.15.
Oats-No. 3 white. SOls deIc: stand
ard, 61Gel.c.
Rye-No 2, Sl.77.
Barley-S1.16mI
Timothy-<s G0m $50.
Clover-sIs.00N2 4.00.
Pork-Nominsl
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
Flour.
hungarian patent
Live Poultry.
CPrices net FOB. Denver
EGGS,

Eggs. graded No. / net, +.
%. b. Denver. AZ
Eggs. graded No. 2 net, r.
y. b. Denver ...--..-.. .33
Eggs, count, misc.
cases, less commission. 1850 q IL. o
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
HIDES AND Pt:LTs.
Dry Hides.


SAT- hIuts. n 10 80 To IFSs.
Horse hides ~ {" 20 price Of greer
sailed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

The Brute.
Hes Indifferent to suffering"
Not to his own, I'll bet."-Judge.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

An honest dollar isn't to be blamed
for its tainted associates.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

light. sI5.soaiT2o: mixed. sis.o0S
i7.35: heavy, s1s.ooGI7.s5: rough.
SIs:oo91s.z5: pigs. Sl2oo@1s.oo.
Cattle-Native steers: $3.50 q 1855;
and feeders. S5.s0@1I40; cows and
heifers. $A4oG1I.so; calves. $3.50
1900.
S7.50@11.25; lambs. SI225a 1850.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
Kansas City Produce.

Kansas City. Butter Creamery
46c: firsts, 3Sc; seconds. &c; packing.
34hc.
Egee-Firsts, 3sc; seconds. csc.
Pou1try-Hens. 1Sc. ROSTERS. 14Hc;
broilers. 23c.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18
AWAITING Peace.

New York Jews have postponed
calling proposed Jewish congress un-
I'll peace Is declared.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Duluth. Minn.-i.inseed-On track,
$4,000 3.35: to arrive. $3.50: November
1927 bid; December. $314 asked: May.
Sail.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-11-18

Fruit.
Vegetables.

Apples. Colo. new fancy. box 1900 ESQ
Pears. Colo. ................l. 25u ESQ
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-05-26

U. s. Grant Nv, grandson of Presi-
dent Grant, has enlisted as private
in Company Fl of the Seventh regi.
ment, N. Y. N. G. He is twenty-threa
years old and was born at San Diego,
Cal. His father is o. s. Grant, Jr, a
retired lawyer of that city. The fourth
Grant to bear the famous name was
graduated from Harvard in 1915 and
has been employed in the offices Of j.
p. Morgan & Co., the New York bank
ers.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-05-26
Great Pressure.

"The oId-fashioned miser was said 10
squeeze silver dollar so hard he made
the eagle scream"
Eyes. You don't see many silver doh,
lars nowadays. The modern tightward
puts crease in dollar bill that stays
there until II Is redeemed by the gov
erumept-r
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-05-26
Witness Couldn't Climb.

The unique situation was presented
III San Diego. CAL, of an adjournment
Of court TO accommodate witness
who was too bulky and lame to climb
.lhe courthouse stairway.
The change to a ground floor court
room GA the opposite side of the street
vas agreed to by the attorneys inter
ested and the testimony of the bulky
Eitpess was taken.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-05-26
eoIna Too Ear.

"As a rule, don't censnre the typs
of man who is more ornamental than
useful" @da,g
"Yes?"
"But drat the chump who poses In
club window as If sculptor somewhere
in the background were moldink his
faultless lines in clayw
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
CHANCELLOR Will
SPEAK ON RUSSIA
Hollweg Announces That He viii
Address Reichstag One
Week From Today
fAssociased Press by United states Naval
F7-T7T- NM Radio Servicel Fa \

(Associated Press by United States Naval
8 Ng Radio Servtce) a
AMSTERDAM, April 17-Fhe Ger
man reichstag will meet again on April
"a, according to the Cologne Gazette.
Al its convening DIR. won Bethmann-
Hollweg, imperial chancellor, is ex-
pected to make another statement re-
garding Russia.
Germany recently made overtures TO
Russia for separate peace, but the
proffer was contemptuously reiected,
Russia declaring her firm intention of
going ahead with the war until victory
should crown the arms Of the Entente
nations. @
More recently attempts have been
made, following the success Of the
revolution in Russia, to stir the Ger
man radicals to similar action and a
propaganda has been started intended
to lead to the overthrow Of the house
of Hohenzollern. A radical faction in
Russia last week sent word to the Ger
man maIeontents that Russia would be
willing TO conclude peace with Ger.
many if the German people would
overthrow the goyernment and shut
Kaiser Wilhelm up in prison as the
Russians have shut up ex-EmperoI
Nicholas. 8-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
PLANT MORE GRAIN
PLEA OF HOUSTON
Secretary Of Agriculture Appeals
Directly To Farmers Of
the Spring Belt
(Associated Press by United states Navai
Radio Service) q.

Radio service)
WASHINGTON, April l7-t Plant
more wheat is the urgent plea put
out yesterday by David Houston, sec
retary OF agriculture, 10 the farmers
of the spring wheat belt.
The world is short of wheat today,
and reports Of crop acreages and condi
tions offer no encouragement for speedy
alleviatioii of the situation. David
Lubin, Of California, a member OF the
International Institute of Agriculture,
recently sent out from Rome, Italy, a
warning that the worlds food produc-
tion is dangerously below normal and
below requirements. Last years wheat
production throughout the world was
far below normal, and Indications are
that the crop in the United States this
year will be far under what was hoped
for.
With the nations Of Europe engrossed
in war and millions of men on the bat
tie lines, wheat production on the other
side Of the world is not encouraging.
The national government has issued the
warning that the United States must
feed the nations Of the Entente, as well
as itself The amount Of surplus wheat
that can be shipped to them now is SO
small that II will drain the country
Greater production is deemed urgently
necessary to make up the amount
which must be shipped TO Europe.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17

associated Press BY United States Naval Radio SeryiCe)
ONDON April 7Ffom the burning city o Lens to the SWISS
Entente al 6es are duo iie Germans sI6M but steadily back
ward toward Their own country sS ~ IN tS S F M SEX
over a tusniyysmIs front yesterday and following the
SWssn Ss sector moi north II sossons and Rheims and Berlin
officially admitted that III the effort Of the French proves success
fu means retirement of the whole German line between Lens
and IN other words the famous Won Hndenbg which
was to have proved the death trap for the Allies on the western
'front.' menaced from both ends by the British IN the north
where the German lines around Lens are being Systematically
crushed ii BY the overwhelming British artillery fire. and BY the
French in the Champagne country where yesterday the Jeutonc
invaders lost ten thousand prisoners and scores OF heavy guns
The British Official statement detailing the fighting the
western front since April 81 when the big thrust began east OF
Aas announced that in the week they have taken fourteen
thousand prisoners from the reeang German armies and one
hundred and ninety-four heavy guns.
Yesterday they continued their attacks and made additional
But the British success great as It has been bids fair to
BY the French IN their tremendous attacks between S
sons and Rheims Here they began last Saturday terrific a
ery bobardmen Of the German lines All cabres OF the French
guns were used from the famous Seventy up to the mon
sters that hurI fourteen-inch shell.
Nothing IKE s mt. wc ne psbma @ n We[e asied sae
all Of Saturday and Sunday and Yesterday morning the way was
cleared for the infantry y VA
cumbed before them German nanymen blinded and stunned
by the tremendous bombardmen surrendered BY the thousands and
before the nu came thousand prisoners had been taken ana
the first three lines Of Teuton enrenchmens had smashed in
was not all the French way BY any manner Of means Tor
the German commanders struck back as hard as possible 81
The 6s Berlin once lee last @s
@ sn @ pa s % % sssi sas ai'sRR S night GiS1sa
s F Fl EDss f as |
ss may y the oaHhe' q e extension q n AIMEE
front di that approaching Belgium to the
There Nave been but
sfis sS sa & i IN aso Ss sisfs pss sss ss
o N have penetrated e The second
s @ sa9 ssss jig. ts s s'sa ma ss.
forwspd fr psIissSa beyond x ths sP Sobs%rs hI HIS
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
Aliens When Residents Of the
Country Owe It Their Loyal
Allegiance, Declares President
IN Memorable Pronouncement
CALLS ATTENTION TO ONE
CLAUSE OF CONSTITUTION
Also Speaks Of the Sections Of
the Criminal Code Of the UNI
ted States In Which the Crime
Of Treason Is Dealt With

tAssociassd Press by United states Naval
Radio Scrrice)
WASHINGTON, April TT Citizens
and aliens alike domociled and resid.
ing In the United States owe loyal
allegiance to this Nation, declared
President Wilson in memorable
proclamation yesterday, In which he
defined treason.
The President called attentionto and
hnoted Section three Of Article thrcp
Of the Constitution Of the United
Efates. " ith, dbIii,S ,Ila15 ttt5l|
against the United States shall CONSIST
only IN leyying war againt then. Or
in adhering TO their cnemies giving
them aid and comfort No person shall
be convicted Of treason unless on tho
testimony Of two witnesses to the same
overt act, or on confession in open
court. The congress shall have the
power to declare the punihment Of
treason, but no attainder Of treason
shall work corruption Of blood or for
feiture except during the life Of the
person attainted.
President Wilson also drew attention
in his proclamation to the sections Of
the United States criminal code dealing
with treason, and told Of the various
court rulings which define what acts
are reasonable, whether committed in
the United States or elsewhere.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
SMALL CRAFT BEST
GIFT AMERICA
Can SEND ENTENTE
Sir John IeIIiCoe Points Out Way
In which This Country Can
Help Most In Fighting German
sea Pirates Scouts Idea Of
Submarine Attacks
fAssociated Press by United states Naval
'TF q ~ Radio serviee)

Radio servics)
LONDON, April IL Admiral Sir
John JelIicoe, first sea lord of the Brit
ish admiralty yesterday broke his rule
and gave out through the Associated
Press, an Interview on the war His
subject was what America best can do
TO aid the cause of humanity against
the German pirates.
"The most, useful contribution to
the war against Germany which the
United States can make, = said the Ad-
miral. twill be in the shape Of small
craft to fight the submarine. These
craft can range ia size from torpedo
boat destroyers TO sea going tugs capa-
BILE Of carrying gun We can not
get too many Of this kind Of craft to
guard the sea lanes.
IN discussing the possibility Of a
submafine attack upon the cities on the
Atlantic seaboard Of the United States
Sir John said that there is small prob.
ability Of s0eh attacks owing 70 the
lack Of bases from which the sea-
snehks Of Germany might operate.
| The British admiral also talked about
I the need for saving homage for use II
carrying food stuffs ~ the Entente AL
/ lies. This be declared is vital factol
in the carrying on of'the war.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
/ AW DEALING WITH
y TREASON STRINGENT

FollowinO are the chief aoefiOna of
tha la,y ,eferred III hv IN President.
Z. Ir,'a.., 1880, ..ll.,,;,,,,.e a.
~ y Ir,.;,.a W, ssn,. a. ~ sss,;.s 49,
@ sr.;n.t tban - aahe,es ~ T. tbSir Az.
ass asel NJ w s.s Z, '',',.. w. ~.
cmies, slNinE tnsna w enN ey,4 ~ ',u
VIM .ne on,seu ~ - ~ s'Hs " ~ =
S guii'y ~ tlenson'
livery person gulity 2. 'iots2n
shall suner deatn, ofs ~ the ulsetetlon
OF the court, snail pc imprisoned ~
hard labor Tor not less than hve years
and lined not less than ten thousand auis
lars, to be levied on and collected out
Of any or all his property, real and
personal, of which he was the owner
at the time Of committing such treason,
any sale or conveyance 10 the contrary
Notwithstanding; and every person so
convicted Of treason shall, moreover, be
incapable of holding any Office under
the United States.
Every person, owing allegiance to
the United States and having knowl-
edge of the commission Of any trenson
against them, who c0nceals, and does
not, AZ soon as may be, disclose and
make known the same 70 the PRESIDENT
or to some judge OF the United states,
or to the governor, or to some judge
or justice OF particular state, ~ guilty
of misprislon q treason ana shall De
imprisonsd mol more tnan seven yeaEs,
dollara
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
SYSTEM
FAVORED BY HOUSE

(Associated Press by United states Naval
1b II ln4 Radio Servicel
WASHINGTON, April 17--Tentatiye
votes taken by the committee ON mill,
tary affairs Of the lower house yester-
day showed that the sentiment Of the
committee Is toward the volunteer sys.
TEN, the majority approving Of proyi-
sions for volunteers. The house judi
eiary committee yesterday formally ap.
proved the Webb Bill, which permits
the Entente Allies to recruit American
ciizens for their armies, and to open
offices for that purpose in the United
States,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
PRICE FOR WHEAT in
CHICAGO PIT PASSES
ALL FORMER RECORDS
(Associated Press by United states Naval
Radio servicel

CHICAGO, April IL Wheat for i'm
mediate delivery sold in the pit here
yesterday at $2.621s a bushel This is
the highest price ever reached in the
history of the exchange. Reports Of
a great shortage in the world 3 food
production this year, combined with
the entry of the United States into
the European war aud the warnings
sent out by the administration that this
country will be called upon to send
huge quantities Of supplies 10 the I'm.
tente allies were primarily responsible
for the sensational advance.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
Infantry Attack Follows Prolonged BOmbardment By
Hundreds Of Guns That Blast TeutOnic Trenches Into
Nothingness; British Continue Their Advances and
Report Bag Of Captiyes and Booty On Western Front
ALLIES NEAR HOLY CITY
Developments On Battle Fieldsl

The French struck furousy on twenty ivemle front be
tween RHEIMS, smashing deeply into the Gernan
lines and capturing ten thousand prisoners
The British war Office announced the weeks lighting
te have taken fourteen thousand and one
lhundredf and ninety-four guns.
In Palestine closing upon the rereatng Turks
Attacks by the Germans Buga in Macedonia broke down
under the Of the Entente guns and the attackers suffered
heavy loss
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
WHEAT FOR ALLIES
lAssociAted Press BY United States Naval
Radio Service)

PORTLAND, Oregon, April Hone.
hundreds ears Of wheat from the fields
Of the Northwest are now being shipped
to the Atlantic coast for transportation
to the Entente allies every day.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
BRITISH TANKER IS
VICTIM Of SUBMARINE

tASsociated Press BY United states Naval
TX Radio serVice)
NEW YORK, April 10 The British
tank steamer Narragansett, one Of the
largest carriers Of bulk oil in the world,
has been torpedoed on the Irish coast,
according TO officers Of d British ship
arriving here,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
CUBA Will SUPERVISE
GERMAN BANKS ON ISLE

tAssoeiated Press BY United states Naval
Radio service)
NEW YORK, April 1.-THE Cuba
News Bureau here announced last night
that the Menocal government in Ha.
vana has made plans for appointing su-
pervisors over the German banks IN
Cuba. This move win be taken soon.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17

Some days ago the British and French
governments announced that in future
refrain from sinking hospital ships in
contravention Of the rules of civilized
warfare, but would retaliate when such
flendish acts were perpetrated. This is
the first Of the retaliatory raids.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
WHEAT ON FREE LIST Y
(Associstsd Press ~ United states Naval
'--'-7 10y Radio Aervlco)

OTTAWA, April l6-The government
today placed wheat and -four on the
free list,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
FRENCH DRIVE DEEP INTO LINE OF FOES


best
o. n - ..s Z.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17

4 At last reports the scorpion was in
Turkish waters as convoy for relief
supplies for the Armeninns,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
TRAVELLERS REPORT THAT
. AuSTRIANS SEEK PEACE
Associated Press by United states Naval
~ Radio Service)

stat ement has come from Vienna deelarr
ing that Austria desires to make peace.
with Russia,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
GENERAL KUROPATKIN
ARMS AGAINST NATIVES
(Associatad Press BY United states Naval

iTASHKENT, Russian Turkestan,
Asia, April l6--Gen. Alexi Kuropatkin,
governor general Of Turkestan, his as
sistants and other generals have been
arrested, charged with distributing
arms to Russian eiviliaBs Of the Russian
quarter, for defense against the Turk
estan natives IL the event Of attack
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
French ANDBR|I|SH
RA|DGERMANI0
Punishment Melted Out For Sink
ing Of Hospital Ships
(Associated Press By United states Naval
Radio Dervicel

\ LONDON, April 17--It was officially
announced last night that the British
and French aeropiane commanders in
France Saturday carried out q bombing
raid upon Frieburg, Germany, wiah good
results. This attack was in the nature
of a reprisal for the sinking by q Ger
man submarine Of British hospital ships
at sea, with the loss Of a number Of
wounded.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17
AMERICAN GUNBOAT IS
PRISONER OF TURKEY
Scorpion Reported lnterned BY
the Ottoman Authorities
tAssociated Press by United States Naval
49,. Radio service) attirN.

Z LONDON, April 1.-the American
gunboat scorpion has been interned by
Turkey, according TO news here.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17

lo0ntinaed On Page 3, c0lumn a.l
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-04-17

u. q WEATHER BUREAU. i.
April 10. 1917 Last twenty.
four houfa rainfall, o2.|
Temperature, Min. 81; Max.
~. Weather p. cloudy.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-10-22
A Child DOESN'T
LAUGH AND PLAY
IF CONSTIPATED
Look, Motheri Is tongue coated, breath
feverish and stomach
sOur2
california Syrup OF Figs" can't harm
tender stomach, liver
bowels.

Motheri Your child isn't naturally
cross and peevlsh. See n tongue is
coated; this is sure sign its little
stomach. liver and bowels need a
cleaslng at once.
When llstlcss, pale, feverlsh, full OF
cold, breath bad, throat sore, doesn't
eat, sleep or act naturally, has stom-
ach-ache. dlarrhoea, remember, a gen.
lie liver and bowel pleasing should al
ways be the first treatment given
Nothing equals california Syrup OF
Figs" for children's ills: give a tea
spoonful, and IN a few hours all the
foul waste, sour bile and fermenting
food which is clogged in the bowels
passes out OF the system, and you have
IA we'll and playful child again. All
children love this harmless. delicious
fruit laxative" and II never fails TO
effect a good inside" cleansing. ni-
rections for babies, children OF oil ages
ana erown-ups are plainly on the bot
1 =, Keep It handy in your home A lit
we gwen today saves sick child To-
. ,1. INFLOW but get the genuine. Ask your
q s.ussst Tor bottle of "CalifornIa
7 syrup OF Figs" then look and CO. az 10
~ Is made by the "californSs We rSs
syrup Company" o'''oFnia rag
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-10-22
SOMETIME
ny BERTON BRALBY.

Sometime or other I plan 20 sit down
And read all the books that ought
20.
THE volumes whose wisdom has
brought them renown)
Thus learning a lot that I've sought
to:
Sometime or other I'm planning TO go
To visit all the relics and pictures
they show.
Though now persstently fee EN-.
Sometime or other I'll sit down and
write
The letters ! owe as a duty;
Sometime or other I'll sec every sight
The guide book commcnds for its
beauty;
Sometime or other I'll make all the
calls
bors;
But somehow or other the prospect ap-
pals
It adds such a lot to my labors.
Sometime or other-the thought seems
grotesque-
I'll take out the ashes down cellar,
Sometime or other I'll clean up my
desk
And take back my borrowed umbrei-
Ter;
I plan all these stunts. but as seasons
go by
I'm stopped by one thing or another
And so. ere I do them I'll probably die,
Sometime or other.