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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25
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Der pbrsnplose georae qbams, bel
i'm appslIationsgtfift Elm Ulonon,
mussgsriabren angeitr.ngt battle, I'M
ben Sinbinubitor 2eimann su sipin1
gen. ibm cine 2iJsHs CUR gusii6una
isinsr prcfsiiion aus3ulielIen, purb:
obgeiDislen, iDsiI in btm, auf 2iasnIsr
| ii6 bs5isbenoe Gsiebs, pbrsnplogit
ni9t angsfiibrt 1T. gbenio ipurbt
BEN aldser Elm ginbnIisbefsbl per-
irsigert, ourd ipelfsn sr bic ppli5ei.
tebGrbe berbinbern fpo[lte, Jpn tpegsu
Gusii6ung i.insr profefion ohns 81.
sens 5n Dtrbafien.
9erfaHgt Rtbuttion BON
alimsnten.
Geo. ). ReDnolbs, Der nm
S. MGr3 1917 cine Sfeieung bon Ieis
ner 0attin Catherine Rspnolbs, 1o43
gsleffial Strabe, erlangts, j.bod)
bamols bic WeiIung erbisli, Der Grau
$1,000 in gaar unb iDO6entli6 $40
fir ben llnierbdlt isiner brei aiubsr
su tesablen, rei9ts geitsrn Elm @eIutJ
Elm, bab bic ip0dentli9en Rat.n BON
SO ouf So rsbu3irt nsrbsn. Gr fiibri
on, b1B in BEN 9etret porssieben
mar, bab feline ainbsr i'm iebs Wo9e
sinmnl beiu9en iollten, mas iis i.bct
niht aeibdn bGtten. Gtlnio perbisnt
fein 17jd9ris.r Sobn mebr als sr
rnb braufs bebbalb tsins iDeitsrc
llnieritiibung Don ieiner Seite.
Rahlab Ga den.
Der psri6nli9e Ra9laB bes 9arrb
u. Steltsnpobl betrdst $50; berie,
nige bes sSobn !. aaDlur $1,000; ber'
i,nige bes Charles u. Bronner $376.s
30; bsrjsnige Der 9anrab alsin
$4,000; bsrieniss bss Sobn Goot
$12, ,088.30.
Gbtparo .. Rrterts lit gsa9laBs
periraIter Don Nnna Gping; perios
naIien $216; @ruubeieeni6um 5000
Jobn W. WleSusb IN Ra6labpsr'
matter BON 9atrit J. Re5ieb; Per
fonali,n $1,000; 9runoeissnthum
$4,000.
Warb Roasr In RahlabnsrpoItsrir
ron Wlarp R. Rrller; perienalier
$500; Grunbsisent9um S21o0.
yeri9iebenes.
Die Fundamental g. &c 9. 60. bal
cine 5bpotbstiorberuns iibsr $2524.'
IA s.ssn Bridget Ring II. u. sinss'
ilngt.
Sie /. Worb .. e 9. 60. tIasts
cine 5ppoibstforberuHs ii6er S41o5.'
70 1sasn ausuit Gcse elm.
7. Siribbers Cons tlagteu etn'
Jorb,runa iiber $o73.45 essen bt'
go.nusl I. Ssffriss 60. sin.
Jr,b. 2s9loub bat cine Sppothst
fcrheruns iibsr $405105 sss.n Git
,a6ctb Rice etngetlogt.
anbr.p Dalton BOT nuF 0runb s.t
lI.iftetr Sienits cine Gorberung iitel
5000 g.sen bic Bartholomew ssir
S&cor 60. singsilast.
Tis 90. Gsnturp Q. 6 8. 60. tlas
h elm. Sbpoth.tiorSrunu ii6el
s1O14.73 s,s.n gtlsyanbsr R.bai u
q Elm.
Wsil er am u. 'S.bruar 1917 &C.
Isoenilif elmer aofliiion nit BEN autc
| Der epa Bel 2epman @erlssuns.r
tnponsstras.n bat, iireuste Sobr
ou.b.rs ssit.rn cine alags iibsr $5o2l
gsssn bi, S.nanntt an.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25

ipebrlsute, ipie es beibt, bic Ginfiib,
rung beg 3lpeii4iatenSSpitsms bsans
trugen, IObab iie ounn cine 3tDriTs
itiinoise arbsits5eit bd6su. SSm Rates
bauie bate man seitern beaiigIi4 bic
les proietts niAt au faaen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25
5raHsH stuStperbanS.

Der 5raasnpsrsin bes 0eutfdame.
rtfdnii9en Staoiosrbanns periom.
melt fi4 am MittrO9 gaadmittau 3
llbr i'm DsutfdbsH alub sur monat.
lidsn Sibuna. Gerfsfben fOIst as-
miiibIi8es 9siIamnsaiein-
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25
9eutid,er eitsrarilher Club.

Der gortrageRoe i'm Deutfhen 2is
terariiden 9lub am Rittpoh 4beuo
1T !5err DITTO Sra,ite, Der aus feiHeH
ReiIeeriuuerungsu iber 5ormofo gum
Beifen gsben pirp.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25
8ie1 MnS 9as.

Der itdbttfde gauiripeftor
Genriss tonbemnirte seitsrn 5ipet
einitpdise Wpbubdufer auT bem
Srunbitiid go. 524 Carr Strabe aIs
taufdlia.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25

- gIs Oernlibt tpuroe seftern ber
40Ii5ei bic Is Sabre aIte 2ouiie Nm
tretps, pen Nu. 1903 Boone Strdbe,
semeIOst, Die feit porissn 9onnsrfag
perTbpunoen III.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25
Union Der 6cmcrmebrIsHtr scplGHi

2aut elmer ertIdruns. bic Gran. 6.
Rift, Der SrsdniiatOr Der amsricaH
federation Of eabor, ubssgsbsn bat,
1T bier tpiebtr cine Beiussune i'm
9anss. bic itdOtiibs 6susrtuehr gu
uniputiiren. go bdlb bic llnion aes
sriiuSst iein Dirb, DsrSsu bic GsHsrs
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25

GineiHuuti-2; gOitOr-2.

Sn bem seitrissR sriien Spisle Der
lssisn Serie 3lDiiaen unlsren ,Reos"
uno ben 8Oitoner rgraDes" i'm bieiis
gen ReoIano Gislb bsbienten G6leu=
bsrsr @sit4eu unO Sanger Wingo
oas gei4iB fir Cincinnati ssgen
RuboIph begin. GrageiTsr fir bic
@esnsr. Die .Rsbs" ma6tn Z
9rsfier unb ipisIsn feblsrfrsi sssen 9
sreffer unb sineu 5blsr. Gler I5ee
S4Isubsrer Wit6eq nab bem /.
9anse ab. SuntsIbsit ma6te bem
SpisIe na6 bem u. 9anse ein gnbe
obns gHtfHeibuns, ba beibs Reuner
ie 2 adufe seiidsrt battsn, uno nirb
SsshaIb heute oosr Worsen gum gus=
trag sebradt ip,rben. Deniser ais
2000 3ui6ousr tpobnten bem Spiez
Is BEL. RisIer unb gmsIis parsn bic
S4iebsri9ter.
RefuItutber rseFrigen
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-09-25

5suts Rndmtttas DOppsIipisI spi.
itsn uniersn rRsbs4 uub ben 9oitos
nsr ,grapes".
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05
WEST ARLINGTON

Jesse Harrington has been visiting
in Hoosick recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carhin Of Troy. are
spending a few days at the home Of
Mr. and Mrs. George Curtis.
Mrs Charles Crofut and son. Mer-
win. are in Pittsheld, Mass, the latter
being operated on for adcnoids,
Mrs. o. =. Walker has returned to
her home in Marlborough after spend
ing a few days at Harry Browns.
Mrs. Goyettc and little daughter Of
Manchester, have been spending a few
days with Mrs. Viola Randall a, Farm
hams
Julius and Earl Hill OF Sunderland,
have returned home after spending q
week with their grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. d. b. Harrington.
A miscellaneous shower was given
Miss Mabel Farnham by the ladies Of
this place last Thursday afternoon at
the home of Mrs. A. r. Edgerton. Re-
freshments were served.
Mrs. Emma Eaton has returned to
her home here for the summer, after
spending the winter in Arlington with
her niece, Mrs. +. c. Woodwork. Mrs.
Katherine Poor Of Troy, accompanied
her.
Among those who attended the
county Sunday school picnic in South
SALISBURY last Wednesday were Mrs.
Arthur Cyrant and daughter, +. G.
Farnham and son, ID. B. Harrington
and son.
Thomas Hayes of this place and
Miss Cecile Conroy Of Arlington, were
married Saturday, June 30th at Man
chester by Rev. j. A. Thompson. AZ
ter their return from their wedding
trip they will reside in this place.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05
SPRING FOOTWEAR
In all the new styles at
FELTS
VILLAGE SHOE STORE
Call and see them. Goods shown
with pleasure.
o. G. FELT
Manchester, VT Phone 1S.z
NATIONAL FORESTS TO
SUPPLY WOOD FOR
FUEL NEXT WINTER

Washington, June SOTO meet any
possible coal shortage in the West
next winter, more extensive use Of
fuel wood from the National Forests
Il urged by the Governments forest
ers, who are advising both ranehers
and town jewellers TO be forehanded in
making arrangements for the supply
Of their fuel needs.
The supervisors Of the i53 National
Forests will be instructed TO afford all
possible facilities TO local residents
wishing to obtain cordwood, which
settlers may obtain free for their home
use and which is sold at low rates TO
persons cutting and hauling in order
70 sell TO others. Since the material
thus utilized is mainly dead timber,
IL removal, II is explained, helps clear
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05
DOUBLY PROVEN
Journal Readers Can no Longer Doubt
the Evidence

Journal Readers Can no Longer Doubt
the Evidence
This grateful citizen testified long
ago.
Told Of quick relief--of undoubted
benefit.
The facts are now confirmed.
Such testimony is complete-the
evidence conclusive.
1t forms convincing proof of merit.
James Kennedy, gardener, Manches-
ter Center, gave the following state
ment on June 3, 1911. He said: "For
years my back and kidneys bothered
me. The trouble became so bad at
times that ! could scarcely stoop or
straighten while at my work Morn
ings, especially, my back was lame,
stiff and sore and piercing pains shot
through my loins. My kidneys acted
irregularly and the kidney secretions
were unnatural. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me from the very first and
finally Strengthened me out in good
shape. My back grew strong and free
from pain, my kidneys acted regularly
and my health has improved general
ly."
On August rs, 1916, Mr.. Kennedy
said II can still say good word for
Doan's Kidney Pills. ! get them ~
Pratt's Drug Store and they certainly
relieve me whenever ! have occasion
to use them"
Price Soc, at all dealers. DONE
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr. Kennedy has twice publicly rec
commended. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y. adv-11-2
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05

up the forest and thus lessons the fire
menace. Timber which is insect-in-
Tested, or old and deteriorating, or
otherwise damaged or undesirable
from the forester's standpoint, is also
disposed Of for fuel purposes. The
demand in the next twelve months is
expected to break all records.
There is possibility Of coal short
age because of the increased demand
for coal by industrial plants and the
lack Of sufficient means Of transpor-
tation. 1t is believed that it will be
quite feasible and economical for
many western communities to utilize
an increased quantity Of National For
est wood for fuel next winter. When
dead and down timber or other tim
Der which is deteriorating is not avail
able for cordwood, the cutting Of ma
ture living trees will be permitted to
the extent necessary to meet de-
mands.
While wood as fuel is less econom-
ical to handle and use than coal, it is
in many parts Of the West cheaper,
ever at normal price levels. Stoves
and furnaces, however, equipped TO
burn coal usually require different
CRATES TO permit Of the substitution TO
advantage, and this is pointed out as
one reason why the householder will
do well to look ahead and decide be-
forehand how he will keep warm and
what he will feed the kitchen stove
next winter.
Where sawmills are operating in |
the woods at points within hauling |
distance Of towns, there is chance
TO obtain slabs and other material
that ordinarily goes 10 waste. Since
green or wet wood is both poorer fuel
and heavier to transport and handle
han dry, mill waste as II comes from
he saw is relatively undesirable for
immediate use. For this reason, as
wall as in order to be sure Of q supply,
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05

the Government foresters suggest
that a good sized wood pile in the
backyard or under cover before winter
sets in may be found thrifty pro-
vision.
During the last fiscal year over 3d.
600 permits for free use Of National
Forest timber mainly in the form of
fuel wood were taken out by local
residents. The amount Of timber in
volved Appropriated 100000 cords.
Additional supplies Of cordwood were
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05


The Undersigned, having been APP
pointed by the Honorable Probate
Court for the District Of Manchester.
Commissioners, 70 receive, examine. ana
adjust the claims and demands Of all
persons against the estate OF H. y. hop
kins late OF Manchester In said District
deceased. and all claims exhibited In
Offset thereto hereby give notice mat
we Will meet for the purpose AFORESAID.
at the Once OF G. r. oryis Co, ~ me
Village OF Manchester in SAID DlstrlcL
on the 30 day OF December next from
/ o'clock T.. NJ, until o'clock !. NJ, on
said day and that six months from the
I'd day Of June A. y. 1917. IL the time
limited BY said Court for said creditors
10 present their claims 20 US for exam
nation and allowance.
Dated at Manchester this "a day Of
June A. -. 1917.
X. J. ORvIG.
W. J. CRAWFORD,
Commissioners.
c. l.. Randall, administrator, Man
chester, W. l0-3
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05
Estate Of MARY WRIGHT PLUMMHB
Cennissioners' Notice

Estate Of MARY WRIGHT PLUMM"
Commissl0ners' Notice
The Undersigned, having been 49,
pointed by the Honorsbie prob.ss
Commissioners,t to receive. examine. ana
adjust the claims and demands Of all
persons against the estate Of Mary
Wright PIummer late of New Yorb
City, N. r.. deceased. and all claims ex-
hibited in offset thereto, hereby give
notice that we will meet for the .Pur.
pose Aforesaid, at the residence OF Il. II:
West in the Village Of Dorset In said
District. on the 2lth day OF November
next. from o'clock p NJ. until
o'clock p. NJ. on said day and that az
months from the 24th day Of May A. ID.
1917, IL the time limited by said Court
for said creditors to present theiF
claims to us for examination ana Al
lowance.
Dated at Dorset this gath day Of
May A. D.. 1917.
f. H. WEST,
w. J. HOLL.EY,
Commissioners.
Alex. NJ. Crane, Executor. II Wall 6ts
New York City. N. Y. Tvs
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05

Neven can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or.
scald. Be prepared. Thousands rely
on DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil. Your
druggist sells it 25c and soc. adv
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05

obtained from the Forests at a nom
inal price by others who were not en-
titled under the law to the free use Of
timber.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05

What Actual Women Have Achieved
BY Using Their knowledge Of How TO
Do Some One Thing Better Than
Anybody Else.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-07-05
THIS IS A 1.-TWO IN ONE"

6erviosabls Hst For the BUSINESS
Woman.
Navy blue horsehair built rather
high. banded with grosgrain Ribbon
and trimmed with four punches OF
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
A SAD MISTAKE.

Once upon a time a Methodist
preacher of the old school ex-
horted his flock concerning the
sin Of vanity. He spoke from the
teeth out, and put a cracker on
the end Of each sentence. His peo-
pie squirmed on their rough
benches, heads hanging, faces
burning.
At the conclusion Of the SER
mon the preacher turning the
service into an "experience meet
ing and called for testimony.
A lady who had long since
stopped counting birthdays, but
in whose breast there dwelt the
fond hope Of some day capturing
for herself a herman, arose in
the back of the church, shipper
ed, cleared her bean-pod throat
and gave her testimony in a shrill
nasal voice:
Brother Acron, l am so glad
you spoke on this subject. I feel
as though it was a special mes
sage to me, for I have often been
guilty of this sin of vanity. Only
this morning when I dressed for
church / stood in front of my
mirror and thought how pretty ]
was.'
Then she sat down.
The old preacher thrust his
head forward and glared at the
lady over. the top of his specta-
cles. Then slowly the frown
faded and gave place to a broad,
worldly grin.
"Sister," he said, "'let not
your heart be troubled. The
Lord never condemns US for a
mistake in Judgment.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
Us Talk Ii
Over

Well. dear sinner friends, this ts
The Fool Killer.
How does it set On your stomach?
II you like 1t, you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer ID not even q forty
Veventh cousin to any other paper on
Darth.
It stands in q class by itself. and
ffn field ia Is broad as the English
language.
pollar or halter.
You can put that down to start
With.
I am the fellow that works at the
k~ump-handle ON this pungent period
teal Of thrilling thought. I print only
what I write; I write only what !
lhink: and I think what ! doggon
Rlease.
I own this entire establishment,
md Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
huy on share Of It.
Does that sound strange!
Well, bless your soul. l am D great
Zeal richer than old John
never travelled any to speak OF, but
have read Q great deal and have
khunk some.
And then I started The Fool-Kill-
Dr. Just to quiet my nerves and keep
the old press from gecLlng rusty.
From the seclusion Of these wooded
Hills there will go forth each month
o bundle Of literary dynamite that will
shake the rotten foundations of soc1e-
~ and cause the Church Of Mammon
at least turn over in its sleep.
The Foo1-Killer is q monthly Mus
Mrd-plaster for the blood Tolls Of So
pdety, Church and State.
It is sailed with wit, peppered with
kumor and seasoned with sarcasm.
Every line cuts like a whip. and
every word raises a blister.
II you are a fool you had better not
subscribe for The Fool-Killer. II you
are wise You will. And so that settles
It,
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
THE WORD CROWD"

You know how many words
in the English language means
crowd?
To a foreigner, anxious to
master the language, it was ex-
planned, says the English publ
cation, Answers, that a crowd
Of ships is termed a feet, while
a fleet Of birds is called a flock.
Further a flock Of girls is call
ed a beyy, a bevy Of wolves is
called a pack, and a pack of
thieves is called a gang, and a
gang Of angels is called a host,
and a host Of porpoises is called
a shoal, and a shoal Of buffaloes
is called a herd, and a herd of
|children is called a troop, and a
troop Of partrides is called a
covey, and a covey of beauties
is called a galaxy, and a galaxy
Of ruffins is called a horde, and
a horde Of rubbish is called a
heap and a heap Of oxen is call
a drove, and a drove Of black
guards is called a mob, and a
mob Of whales is called a school
and a school Of worshippers is
called Of congregation, and a
congregation, Of engineers is a
crops, and a crops of robbers is
called a band and a band Of bees
is called a swarm, and a swarm
Of people is callel a crowd.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
STATEMENT.

OF the ownership, management, cir
Eulat1on, etc., required by the act Of
Aug. "a, 1912, of The Fool-Killer, pub
ltshed monthly OF Boomer, N. c., for
April, 1917.
Editor. James l.. Pearson, Boomer.
n. G.
Managing Editor. James L. Pearson,
Boomer. N. c.
Bus. Mgr, James L. Pearson, Boomer,
n. G.
Publisher, James L. Pearson Boomer,
RI. G.
Sole Owner, James L. Pearson, Boom
br, N. G.
(signed) JAMES L. PEARSON, e.
Pub. and Owner.
Sworn to and subscribed before me-,
this the 9Th day of April, 1917.
W. r. HUBBARD, Notary Public.
My Commission explrssr Jan &C.
O1S. i.~ LAh a-AAaaER&
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
A WOMAN'S AIM

The queen of Hearts she stole
some darts
Right out Of Cupid's culver.
She aimed one right at WHY'S heart
But shot him through the liver.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
1KE's TALE.


luther da over a nickle that l
made in a knife swap with Frank
| White. I had a plum good little
Barlow knife, but hit wuz so soft
| that hit wusn't no count, an Sal
sed fer me tn try tn swap hit OFF.
[ went to mill one da, and while
| wuz busy talkin, tellin sum fel-
lers what a CRATE country ole Nun
tied States wuz, and how me and
President Wilson wuz er glvln the
folks about the best government
they'd ever struck, Frank White
| (he's Mr.. Geo. Whites Frank,
he's not married yit) was thar tn.
But I don't much think he
fetched wheat; if he fetched any
thing hit wuz corn, I'm purity
shore. Well, while my wheat wuz
a grindin, he took me way out up
the creek and showed me a nickel,
and sed he had hit and one more
that his paw kept fer him. Quick
as I seed his nickel / bantered
him fur a knife swap. Well 1
showed him his n and he showed
me mine. His'n wuz a better
knife than mine. Hit u a
double-bladed one, but hit only
had one blade, fur the big blade
wuz broke out, and the little
blade wasn't no count.
After sum little parleying and
pretending like we didn't care
whather we snapped or not, like
folks alters does when they're jist
dead tn trade, he agreed at last
that if I'd not say nuthin tn his
paw about hit, that he'd give me
my knife fer hist and the nickel
to boot. | agree to the proposition
and the deal was closed. They
wuz sunshine in my sole.
Of course I oughtn't tn a told
Sal about that nickel, but you
know what er fool a Teller is when
he hain't got any sense. So / told
hit and right thar the trouble
started. [ don't remember every
thing that took place fer the next
half hour, but she said things and
acted queer that hit hurt my feel
ms and my shins and scratched
up my face and made a crate big
knot on the side Of my head.
But [ don't guess she got that
nickel fer / know she did. She
waited till my senses wuz locked
up IN slumber, then fer one brief
instant them long fingers Of hern
CROPPED in among the nails and
strings and baccer tags of my
brltches pockets and "Lo, the
deal wuz closed"
Next mornin | took the sprout-
IN hoe and went a rabbit hunting
and while I wuz gone she took
that nickel Of mine and went 10
Zero Mull's store and give hit fer
snuff and tobacco and coffee and
meat and sugar, and what wuz
over She took in 'lasses and kero-
sene oil.
l hear sum g%rumbling about
snort crops this year. Our crops
Is good; we may not make corr
enuf to do us, but Sal lows we'll
make sum cotton tn sell. IKE.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01
FATE.

It's been my observation In
inns world OF strife and worry.
lou always break your shoestrfng
when
You're in the biggest hurry.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01

Wit, without sense, is like
razor without a handle.
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01

razor without a handle.
Nobody but a fool will spend
his time trying to convince a fool.
Nature never makes any blund-
ers. When she makes a fool she
means it.
You still have a right to say
nothing, but you must be careful
who hears you say it.
Did you ever see a lizard bob
his head up and downs III bet
you cam do that.
Whosoever toteth a cat by the
tail, the same is liable to get
scratched.
Yes, honey, a duck with legs
three feet long would still be
duck-legged.
/ could say something to make
you cry, but you are so scandalous
ugly when you cry.
Red is just as much like white
as it can be, but it can't be very
much like it.
While money is plenty and
cheap it would be a good time to
try to eat money and wear money.
If the razor-back hawg hadn't
been a razor-back hawg, what do
you reckon he would have been?
A man washes before he eats,
and a cat washes after it eats.
Is there any scripture for that?
If this fool stuff makes you
laugh it does you more good than
if it had sense to it. Amt you
satisfied?
If you and I looked just alike
and thought just alike, there
wouldn't be any use for but one
of us.
For a poor man to lose his pow
erty would be just like a dog los
ing his heas-of course it would
plum spite him.
When the bottom of your foot
itches right plum bad it is a sign
that you are going to pull off
your shoe and scratch it.
Curiosity had twins, and she
named one Of them "Invention''
and the other one "Stiek- Your
Nose-Int Things"
A humbug is like a bladder
not worth anything until it is
bowed up, and then it still amt
worth anything.
It is easier to find six men who
can tell exactly how a thing ought
to be done than to find one man
who will GO and do it.
Now just suppose that Adam,
when he was naming the var
minis, had calling the COW a toad
frog. I bet we never would have
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01

Nobody but a fool will spend
his time trying to convince a fool
The fool-killer., 1917-06-01

Nature never makes any blnnd
ers. When she makes a fool she
means it.