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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
\ Fable for Critics

The sole of two wrecked ships lived on adjacent
desert islands After many years OF them managed TO
construct catamaran and sailed over the other island
He was met on the beach by Survivor No. No. took
look the visitor and then thoughtfuy heaved dolone
at him. No accepted the challenge and replied with sim
liar bit OF applied geology.
Then they fit all over the place.
After while, exhausted they stopped to rest
a brilliant idea to No l. why not, he said
cease fighting and help each other gather cocoanuts
No , considered the proposition.
your idea has great Literary Merit" he replied But
am sure it is Impractical 1t sounds like only ri-
descent Dream"
81 guess you are right" sighed No. l. q have always
heard that you can't change Human Nature, and that we
Face Facts and not be misled by the Utopan Visions
of Amabe Pacist But my idea did seem rather reason
able until we remembered all these things
Then they to it again; and very soon the sand
crabs were quarreling their whitening bones
President the Evening Post suggests
reception his remarkable speech has received abroad He
should The story that Eugene Field at the time he
widely quoted versfers couldn't induce his employer
to give him 50 a week increase in salary.
peace without victory" is playing poker for fun.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
The Coming Tower
TO THE SUBWAY GUARD

Push on, thou guard, push on
Against the battling mob
Push on!
What though fairly ache and throb?
What though Pm weak, defenceless, shy?
What though I'm jabbed by passers-by?
What though ] mutter, groan and sigh?
Never you mind!
Push on
Push on, thou guard push on!
Through realms of foulest air
Push on
It's true I'll have no clothes to wear,
It's true my ten cent shine I'll rue;
My prospects for a seat are few
But don't let that unsettle you,
Never you mind!
Push on!
eJos
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
THE DIARY OF OUR OWN SAMUEL PEPYs

January 23To with r. Kirby the artist and we spoke
Of the drama and said go Nothing but the Truth
we to the playhouse nobody knew was to be seen so we to
Come Out of the Kitchen" l. Nroom the
he asked which did and liked Mistress
Ruth Chatterton difficulty understanding what Mr.
McRae articuated, owing to his rapid utterance
24An the town talking about my Lord Woodrows address
Senate of those heard saying 1t was foohardy
speech of egos and giving him small credit for having done
fine thing And i'll fitted judge that said nought
Home dinner where aboured all the evening studying and
writing
25-Early up and made my will To the Office where AL
afternoon the evening the concert OF the Phharmonc
Society think conecutvey at concert
than anywhere else
Subject Omaha Ritual of the Great White Rock. Wiil
this" asks w. p. E., "be a temperance sermon"
Tut This "Peace without victory thing isn't particularly new"
Remember Brooklyn n the World Series. r. p A.
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IMPORTANT

Engagement. Marriage. Birth. In
Memoriam and Death Notices may be
telephoned to The Tribune any time
up to midnight for Insertion IN the
next days paper. just call
Beekman 5000
and read the notice as YOU wish IL
inserted. Bill for same will be mailed
TO YOU later. The notice will reach
over 100, coo . readers daily.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
A CHOATE STORY

Young Mans Paragement state that he was kempt and
heveed and evidently Oute He tracted and
beetle air and his manner augh The of had
figured his and he waved his located he told me
the vanished tale gruned and mayed and not little tresed
gushing details Of the affair and TO know that his
strength was paired and 1t he had
dgnanty said vian but the exorabe foes courage
that hero wise concerted and remained
manned Consulate at his grace and valid rmites babe him
ordo,+ ooodb, c. w.
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He pushes on.


you THINK while you dressing?" asks the Evening
Journal in its brsbans way Yes and of the things we
think this if remember this when get down to the
shall have paragraphenough start with enough to
up momentum But always forget the thought
perhaps because not real thought What should have is
vaestenographer that when think he be making
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

Mr. Brisbane quotes Bacon from which, he says, rs
necessary you write editorials railroad train BUT
capitals device too Mr. Brisbane had not
WASTED time thinking while he dressing he might
have caught the 96 instead of the 1923 Then he would have
ARRIVED the Office in TINE to verify the quotation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
BIRTHS

BAND Thursday, January 20, 1917, at
1853 Park sy.. to Mr.. and Mrs. Charles 5.
Band, a daughter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

Dear
nope
a T. H. A. T.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

The greatest American critics. the Evening Post says
are pillars of conservatism" know how the Post rates
this Pillar of Progressivsm.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26
n NO (2) NO 60 NO az NO () YES

Sir As representative of the Postofce Department (we
ANYWAY know where is mail box)I want to know
about this contest:
l. strings have be pasted the regular country
correspondent should do it?
subtract from the score as in the game of five
hundred or they purely neutral?
get a point for question ask?
Does The Tribune guarantee satisfaction with the fountain
pen?
D. If it does may the selling agency for this town?
LAUNCELoT GoBBo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

81 am writing a poem that shall read when the Waterman is
awarded me next January Eda he meter fountain
pentameter"
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CEMETERIES

THE WOODLAND CEMETERY.
.e5c st By Harlem Train and by Trolley.
Lots Of small size for sale.
Once 20 East z3d ST. ~ 2
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DEATHS

Letters following the names In this
ipdrx indicate the subdivision In which
IN. notice l. TO be found. viz; means
mat the notice IL under Manhattan, u,
RrookIyn; Y Bronx; y. Richmond; l.,
Long Island; Y. New York: =. New Jersey
:. Other states; Y. Foreign.
Armstrong. RID Bsyly. Mary r. OBJ
Bagg. Edna L...CM) Bender. L. CID
Baker. VIM. II. (M) Bcvsrstock. o. Ats
Barrett, j. SID Bigelov. Harriet. M
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Rsserys a Chair for Penelope:

OF
the lbs
ate
Pat med from the Buffalo News: After its use
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

To the brave contrib who vie the President and who
to publish his verses We don't print unsigned contribution
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

In inefficient days. used to THINK while dresng and
there was always half hour between shoes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-26

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Motley,s the Only Wear

peace without victory is playing poker for fun.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
FAMILY AVOIDS
 SERIOUS SICKNESS
By Being Constantly Supplied With
 Thedfords Black-Draught.

McDuff, Va.-'T suffered for several years," says Mrs. ]. 5. Whitaker, oi !his place, with sick headache, and stomach trouble.
 Ten years ago friend told me 10 try Thedford's Black-Draught, which l did, and found it 10 be the best family medi- cine for young and old.
 keep Black-Draught on hand all the time now, and when my children feel a liitle bad, they ask me for a dose, and if does them more good than any medicine they ever tried.
 We never have long spell of sick ness in our family, since we commenced using Black-Draught."
 Thedford's Black -Draught is purely vegetable, and has been found to regu- late weak stomachs, aid digestion, re- lieve indigestion. collie, wind, nausea, headache, sick stomach, and similar symptoms.
 It has been in constant use for mere Ihan 70 years, and has benefited more than a million people.
 Your druggist sells and recommends Black-Draught. Price o.. :. Gets package to-day. NCzs
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
VALESKA SURATT IS
 FEATURE AT ROYAL
|" Jealousy, Featuring Famous Actress in Fox Play, on
 for Two Days.

A woman who marrieS a man she does not love, then deserts him for another. and is finally caught at her own game, is the character played by Valeska Suratt in her newest pic ture for William Fox, Jealousy" l" Miss Suratt has a role peculiarly fit ted to her style of acting. and she goes through the part in a realistic emotional manner
 The. photoplay. which will open at the Royal theatre for two days run today, tells how Anne Martin turns from her husband (Walter Law to a former lover. Roland Carney Curtis Benton). In her attempts to lure him to herself. she meets with ruin. and only succeeds in pulling him down to poverty and disgrace. Martin, who has learned of his wife's deceit, leaves her.
 Will s. Davis directed this picture for NIT. Fox.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
FLORENCE LABADIE
 AT CENTRAL THEATRE
Divorce and the Daughter Is Offered at Central By
 Gold Rooster Plays.

Edwin, the singing comedian and writer of humorous articles, Is seen in support of Florence LaBadie in Divorce and the Daughter" the Pathe Gold Rooster play, produced by Thanhouser, which is to be shown at the Central theatre, Lowell, today.
 Stanley plays the hero in thor oughly delightful manner. He was born in Chicago, and his early career was tempestous He left Chicago with a musical company which got as far as Los Angeles and then expired through lack of financial nourishment. He was a member of stock companies at the Central Theatre, Grand Opera House and AlcaZar Theatre in San Francisco During this time he made q short tour with Nance O'Neill and Mckee Rankin.
 He returned to New York and wrote a vaudeville act in which the team of Maud Muller and Edw in Stanley toured the orpheum and Keith circuits for six years. He then ap- peared in motion pictures for the Thanhouser company, and his success was so immediate that he was given an important part in the cast suppor;- ing Florence LaBadie in The .,ar of Poverty" The engagement fo. Divorce and the Daughter" followed
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
VAUDEVILLE ROAD
 SHOW HERE MONDAY
Bertrands Speciality Organiza. ton, Augmented in Every Way, Plays at the Eagle on Monday.

The management of the Eagle theatre has been fortunate in booking Bertrands Vaudeville Road Show-a splendid ten act show--for Monday the 5th. This company. direct from san Francisco. is absolutely first class and the attraction is guaranteed by the management.
 The program is varied and consists of singing. dancing buck and wing, Dutch comedy. solos. duets and quar- tetts and the fact that the company carries twelve musical instruments is sufficient evidence that the show is worthy of support.
 The artists are Miss Irene Allen. contralto: Mack and Wills. song and batter: Miss Blanche Fulton, the girl with the double voice. singing both soprano and baritone; Mile. Mario. dancer. (The Arizona Republican stated this artist alone was worth the price of admission), in ballet; Spanish and Egyptian dances, and Allen BallOu and the Sailing Bros. in a wonderful musical act. Space alone forbids us from giving in detail the entire pro- gram, which is absolutely of the high est order.
 There will be two performances. the first at GAS o'clock and the second beginning at S:30 o'clock.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03

mittec senators in conference that the German declaration was an affront to the United States and tho civilized world and that no other course than an immediate rupture of diplomatic relations would be viewed by the world as cowardice.'
 Some, however. urged that Ger many he notified of a definite time at which diplomatic relations would be severed and few others urged that nothing be done until Germany by some overt act demonstrated her de liberate determination 10 affront the United States.
 Loyalty Pledged.
 All the senators assured President Wilson that whatever course he took would be supported by unanimous sentiment. Senators who participated in the remarkable conference were Stone. Reed. Phelan. Myers, Overman. Ransdell. Hoke Smith. Beckman. Var daman. Pittman. Fletcher. PCmerene. " dlSu. LEWIS lui sIOiiHHOlA OL 0OuAil Dakota.
 That no Republican senator attend ed the conference was due entirely to the fact that the President did not reach the capitol until the Senate had recessed and it was with difficulty that pages and clerks reached those who did attend. The President sent out for no one in particular
 While Senator Lodge. ranking Re publican member of the foreign rela- tions committee, still was in the Sen. ate when the President arrived. he did not know of the purpose of the and left the building.
 At the conclusion of the conference. the President. the last to leave, saw the newspaper correspondents and made a brief announcement.
 Gentlemen" he said. '1 just came to swap views. wanted light and came here to get it.
 He was asked what would be done, and replied:
 That depends on how l feel in the Then he smiled and added, of course that remark was only a joke" He added that there had been no suggestion of a joint session of congress and that he thought no pub lie announcement would be made to night
 At the conclusion of the conference each senator shook the Presidents hand and assured him that whatever course he took. whether in accord with their own views or not, he would be sustained by a unanimous senate
 "The President" said one senator, |" left us with the suggestion of a nights reflection and of action bS word or deed before Monday"
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
GREAT LOVE DRAMA
 TODAY AT THE EAGLE
"The Inner Struggle, Mutual Offering, Presented for One Day Only in Bisbee.

Winnifred Greenwood and Franklin Ritchie never appeared to better ad- vantage than they do in Julian La Mothe's powerful love drama "The Inner Struggle" which appears at the Eagle theatre. in which they are called upon to interpret the strong emotional roles of Mira Hamilton and Dr. Ste phen Grant. Deeply in love with Mira the young doctor is the victim of a handsome young spendthrift, Harry Elliot. who succeeds in discreditinG him in the eyes of his sweetheart and marrying her himself. Grant knows Elliot's true character and, for the sake of the girl he still madly loves, determines to bring about the reforma- tion of her husband, who reSents his interference and becomes his deadly enemy. Mira, who is ignorant of Grants real intentions, misinterprets his actions and an intensely interesting plot develops which enables the two famous stars to rise to the great heights Of emotional acting so well suited to their extraordinary talents. Grants success in bringing Elliots real manhood to the surface and thus insuring the future happiness Of Mira is followed by his departure for a leper colony where the scenes leading up to the powerful and unusual climax are laid
 The Inner Struggle" is an elabor- ate production magnifcently staged by the well known master of stage craft. Edward Sloman.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
L0RCH PLAYERS MAKE
 BIG HIT IN HOUSING
 COMEDY "BABY MINE"
Theodore Lorch to Be Seen in Dual Role in 'Dr. Jekyll and Mir. Hyde at the Orpheum Theatre Tonight.

Baby Mine" the three-act, mile a-minute comedy that has caused ! more good. hearty laughs in the United States since it was first shown on Broadway than possibly any other farce staged in many years. was pre- sented last night at the Orpheum by the Theodore Lorch stock com pany. It was Mir. Lorch's first ap- pearance in Bisbee in a thoroughly absurd and hilarious comedy role and the audience. between laughs. found il hard to imagine that the child stealing. panic-stricken. henpecked Jimmy Jiggs was being portrayed by the actor whose work in "Dr. Jekyll and MT. Hyde has been described by critics throughout the country as the best since the days of Mansfield
 Theodore Lorch proved his ability as a comedian and so did every other members of the cast Baby Mine' will be long remembered here as the liveliest play that has appeared on the horizon this season. In spots the lines were kind of "shaky,'' but there was really nothing to offend the most fastidious. ladies and gentle men"
 The play is all plot. Zoie Hardy fibs once too often for her husband and he leaves in a fit of anger. Az gie Jiggs. Zoie's closest friend. de- cides that the only way to bring Hub by Hardy is to make him believe he is a father. Aggie's husband, Jimmy Jiggs. is pressed into service and steals a baby for Zoie from an or phan's home Pa" Hardy returns and is overjoyed at hearing the good news The real mother of the child locates it, however, and Jimmy is forced to steal another baby. Before the affair is strengthened out Jimmy steals three babies and gets into more trouble than most men en- counter in a lifetime. The best part Of the comedy is that it does not end happily, but merely stops existing when it gets back to where it started. with Al Hardy fainting when his wife threatens to tell the truth for once.
 Miss Cecil Fay, as Zoie, did not have to act, the part seemed to come natural to her. and her every word or action was received with a roar of laughter Miss Bessie Fletcher as
 
 Alfred Hardy" were ali that could he desired. The other members of '"c class were without single excep- ton. unusually good.
 MT. Lorch and his players will pre- ""''t their master production, "Dr. 1"'rvr and Mir. Hyde" at the Orpheum tonight.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
ISIT "JUST A COLD?"
Bisbee People Should Ask Themselves
 This Question.

Bisbee People Should Ask Themselves
 This Question.
 Don't say: Its just cold"
 It may turn into backache, rheum- atic aches, achy joints
 Or other serious sickness that comes from weak kidneys. Colds are due to congestion.
 Congestion makes the kidneys over- work to filter the blood.
 Colds often leave the kidneys weak. First break the cold;
 Then use Doan's Kidney Pills to avert the kidney dangers.
 Let this Bisbee resident tell you about them.
 c. NJ. Goodhue. Bisbee. says: My back ached as badly at night as dur ing the day and got up in the morn ing feeling lame and stiff. Colds set tied in my kidneys and made the trouble worse. l consulted physicians, but they were unable to help me Doan's Kidney Pills completely cured me. I am pleased to say that have not suffered from kidney trouble since"
 Price soc. at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy-get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that cured Mir. G65dhue Foster-Milburn Co, Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Ca tarrh is a blood or constitutional disease aGd in order to cure it you must take in trrHal remedies. Halls Catarrlf Cure is .sk,n internally. and acts directly upon tle blood and mucous surface. Halls Catarrh Cure is not quacll medicine IL was prescribed by one of the best phy- sicians in this country for years and is q regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known. combined with the best blood purifiers. acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combina- tion of the two ingredients is what pro- duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
 F. J. CHENEY S CO, Props, Toledo, O.
 Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
AMNESTY INDUCES MANY BANDITS TO
 LAY DOWN ARMS

CHIHUAHUA CITY. Feb. 2.-Gen- eral Francisco Murguia stated today that his proclamation of amnesty is bringing in increased numbers of Villa followers who are giving up their arms and returning to civil life. He said he had the situation well in hand
 Local newspapers assert that the discord between Villa, Salazar and Acosta has grown serious and two minor leaders. Frescss and Chszarris were killed during quarrel
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
ATTENTION, REAL MEN! 4 FAIR DANISH WOULD
 TAIN GET ACQUAINTED
! Salt Lake Girl Asks Railway Agent to Locate Some Nice Young Bisbee Resident for Her; Object, Matrimony.

IT there is d real man" in Bisbee who is anxious to become acquainted with a real woman. he will learn of such an opportunity by reading the following letter received yesterday by F. L. Williams. local agent for the Fl PasO X Southwestern:
 Hon. Sir:
 First of all a word of apology for the liberty have taken in addressing you. but as I am total stranger to your city and do wish to get ae- quainted there. l have taken what seems to me to be the only course. namely. writing you. Would appreci- ate it very much if you would place my address in the hands of some real man with honorable purposes. who would like to correspond with me. I passed through your city recently but went on to Tucson and down to Fl Paso and then up to Denver and 10 Salt Lake City. and did not get a chance to stop of for any time but what did see struck me as being very inviting and I would enjoy mak ing my home in your charming city, if possible.
 Now just a word about myself" (read closely, boys). ''I am trained nurse by profession, aged g years, tall. well built, very fair complexion. large dark blue eyes and light golden chestnut hair. Fond of natural, healthy. plain life. full Of activity; a lover of the great outdoors, Of animals and of home. Admire a good man. with a clean heart; one who would love and respect a good woman. Do not admire any city fops, hence my real reason for writing to Bisbee. He needs not be wealthy nor good look ing, but one who would take his coat off and work for and with a woman he loves. He must love a happy. carefree disposition. one who would rather laugh life's troubles away. but who nevertheless appreciates and is willing to bear her share of the re- sponsibility. Thanking you very much in advance if you will grant me the above favor and assuring you of my fullest appreciation of same, I am,
 Very respectfully,
 LILLIAN E. FOSTER.
 1850 West First South corner Ger man St. Salt Lake City, Utah."
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
SENATE DENIES CRIMSON
 APPOINTMENT AS ADMIRAL

WASHINGTON, Feb An effort t5 confirm President Wilson's nomina- ton Of Dr. Cary T. Grayson, his naval aide, to be rear admiral. was blocked in the Senate tonight by Senators Lodge and Weeks
 The Two Massachusetts senators and others who oppose confirmation indicated they would attempt to pro- long debate on the subject indefinitely if the Democrats continued to press for vote
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-03
WinteYS& Murphy
 LOWELL Real Estate Insurance
 Conveyances

:: 4-room frame house, Don Luis -S945.00; $500 cash worth $l200.00. 7-room house, Warren; rents for $4l.00 per month. Cheap, for $2200; terms. I0-room house, Johnson Ad- dition, 6 rooms furnished for housekeeping. 5000 cash, full terms. Broom house, Warren, large cement cellar, big lot well worth $500.
 Special. Broom frame house, with screen porch l2x24, new ly papered inside, leno- leum in kitchen, coal range, oil stove, table and chairs, one bedroom fur nished complete. Cash $950.00.