El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-11-02

Z without any lights. automobiles with
enc light, automobiles with the num-
oers hidden so you can't possibly
read them and automobiles indulEful-
in every conceivable form Of law vio-
latlou-WithOut arrest Then start
back to town and drive Is miles an
noun on the same street even after
the pedestrians have all disappea red.
or more than eight miles past a
school house that is dark within
and the chances are ten to one that
you viii be arrested for speeding"
The man who makes two smiles
STOW where none grew before is q
benefactor OF humanity risk OF
being called fool or an ass.
III TIE PERSON WHO CAY APPRECIATE
SIC. '--''7 -' MA Ill !
mebody-CIaiborue ADAMS may
pe-told Gwiu Foster. INVITING him
about mis- bald spot. that he had never
seen land worth anything without
something growing on il. Right back
az MIN GWln came with this one
- on never saw grass growing ia an
important business street, either did
you.'
Many women are better than 9TH
alike.
a woman called me up the other
cay and wanted 20 know why we
llcn Z preach conservation a little to
me men instead OF all the time 70 the
women ] told her I couldn't answer.
except perhaps. IL is because the men
start most OF the conservation move
meuts and print most OF the news
papers notice you still smoke
cigars, she said; so does my hus-
band"
No. il wasn't Mrs. George Clements
Jelephoning, but. by the way. George
hasn't quit the Weed. nor has he cur
tailed his daily average that anybody
knows o.
That New Mexico game warden who
entertained and was entertained by
Joe Wright last week. insists that Joe
and his friends come back and visit
MIN. as he says he hasn't done auv
business since we were there. he dis
closes his name as James WareinE
and says Joe didn't read the hunting
laws when be laid them before him .
but that he read them to the FL
Fasoan and read them incorrectly. .
Tor he says, the jack sniDe sea
son opens with the duck season and .
Mr. Wright would have seen this il 0
he had read the slip 7 offered him and I
would not have had 10 confess his .
falling, but he accepted my reading
Of IT,
Did Mr. Wright know that he was
already in Texas when he was ask .
ng me TO search the carseT writes the .
warden friend.
Did Mr. Wright know that ducks T
and jack snipe may be shot during .
the same season.
Did Mr.. Wright know that 7 fully .
believed him when he said he was .
The durndest romance in New Mexico .
Il guess Texas. too
Tell Mr.. Wright and his friends 20 .
return and visit me. as ] haven't done .
any business since they were here
tell them the license for Jack sufpe
and Joe snipe also viii run out Jan. +
and tnat 1 VIII be glad 10 sell them
new licenses"
James ought 10 pay for this last
sentence. as IL is clearly ADVERTISING.
'u- we won't charge him this time.
p
Why IS Il that a woman dotes on
going to the manicuring parIor and
man hates TO 90 10 the barber shop
When Ben Clements first began adj
cruising certain automobile tire. he
sent out some postals. in q girls
iandwrIting. 10 automobile users
signed Lolita Miles" These cards
we're dated at Los Angeles and went
% number Of FL Paso automobile
'wners- The vile OF an e. Paso man
ound the card in his pocket and came
lear suing for divorce. only she
happened into the home OF a friend.
aw a similar card on the table. in
estlSated and learned the truth