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The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
To Cure Cold In One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUINIEH Tablets.
Druggists refund money IL 1t fails 70 cure n. w.
GR0NH'S signature is on each bog. 0c.
in Sporting Terms.

Friend-Why did you bring back
that regiment of boxers you took
abroad? Weren't they brave enough
10 fight?
Captain-They were brave enough
all right, but they wanted to name
their own referee, have the Germans
put up side bet of $10I000,000 and
stage the fight In New York or MIL
waukee.-Puck.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Make Somebody 1appx.

1t is very easy to wish people
happy New Year, but make up your
mind in 1918 you are not going to stop
with that. Why not resolve that every
day in The brand-new, beautiful year.
you are going to do something to make
somebody happy? II you carry out that
intention. you will have as good a
chance as anybody In the wide world.
to have happy year yourself.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

Henry, we must raise the salary of
our house girl"
''Why, she's the worst we've ever
had
"That doesn't make any difference.
The Glithersbys next door pay their
girl so cents week more than we pay
ours, and I'm not going to have my So
cial Standing in this community ieo-
pardized for a paltry half dollar
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Seal and Burgundy Bed

Burgundy red, one of the seasons
pet cclors, is used With seal trim
mings in making a handsome cloth
coat. Deep collar and CUTS and one
big fur button fastening the belt is
where the fur is used unless panel
of it is liked at the foot of the coat
at each side. The lat is chosen TO
carry out the warnf brown coloring
of the seal fur.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Beds Must Have Been Laroe.

Little Ethel had just returned from
Sunday school and was looking very
puzzled. Mamma" she said. did
they have very large beds in Bible
days?"
Il don't know. dear, said her moth
err. "Why do you ask?"
Because" said the little girl, "our
teacher said today that Abraham slept
with his four fathers"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

felt a little sad
a b 0 u t saying
good by" to his
friends, and a
tiny bit jealous
about New Years
arrival.
AS he sat there
musing a pretty
little snow flower
dropped on the
floor at his feet.
you beautiful
thing!" he cried.
where did you
come from?"
AS he spoke the
flower eXDantled.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

Christmas tree over his shoulder
After exchanging kindly greetings
with the whole company, Old Year
stepped up to June and asked her to
open the ball with him. For reply
she strewed him with her petals, and
then such a dance began as never
was seen before. The Minutes flew In
by the windows, and the Seconds
jumped out of the cracks in the
ice floor. Everyone was giddy with
JOY and excitement, and Old Year who
few hours before was meditating
by the fire, now danced till even lively
June began to weary. Then he took
sweet April in his arms and the little
red feet and legs positively twinkled
round the hall. March executed a
wild dance with October, and blew so
bard that bits of his partners dress
were strewn over the floor.
At half past eleven some of the
Minutes screamed out that supper was
served, and Old Year and his friends
flew to take their last meal together.
Every imaginable dainty was on the
table and the dancing had made the
| jewellers hungry.
The Minutes and Seconds ate like
lightning and then one after another,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
just an Extra Potato.

Jones was urging Smith to run over
TO dinner some time. But am afraid
that your wife will go to lot of trou-
BILE, Smith demurred.
"a lot of trouble-nonsensel !" re-
piled the hospitable man. 1T just
means to boil an extra potato. And
what is seventy-fve cents, between
friendsf"-Judge
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
The Old Church Bell

1t was nearing the last hour Of the year.
The old church bell was ringing loud and
clear;
Echoing and re-echoing upon the mid
night air,
Sending the old year out with its toll and
care.
Twas the old church bell,
The joyful bell,
Ringing the new year in, and to the old
farewell.
Esther p Smith
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

only ones awake. Then the clock struck
midnight, and they closed their eyes
and slept, too.
At this moment some beautiful snow
flakes flew in through the windows.
They formed themselves into a kind
of blanket and wrapped Old Year ten
derby ia its folds. Just as they were
going to cover up his face pale blue
spirit floated over him and kissed his
sleeping brow. It was the Spirit of
New Year kissing the Spirit of Old
Year.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Panel Trains Are New

The narrow panel train is found on
many new evening gown. In some
Instances it is a completely detached
affair hanging in long straight line
from the waist at the back.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

not only harmless, but helpful, they
were adopted for Christian use, re-
minding us of the great gift God gave
to the, world in the person of his Son,
who is the Light of the works as well
as its Saviour and its Redeener.-
The Christian Herald.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

embroider an eye1et hole at each
corner of the bonnet where the rib
bons are usually sewn. Have on hand
supply Of small rosettes with ends
attached to serve for strings. Slip
the ends through the eyelets and the
bonnet is ready to tie.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

October were a
mass of colors. 1t
wasn't very long
since Old Year
had visited them.
SO they We're quite
familiar with him.
October t o S S e d
some of her pref
ty leaves into his
face. This was
her way of kiss
ing.
November look
e d hale and
hearty, and De-
,ember, in snowy
robe, carried a
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

they fell asleep
round the table.
They would never
wake again, but
their short lives
had been very
happy. Then the
Months began to
get sleepy, and
Old Year too. He
sank into a big
chair and tired
June Tell INTO MS
arms and slept
cozily in their EN-
brace. At last De-
cember and Old
u e ar w ere the
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

as there has been uncertainty about
the demand for such toilettes.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Wholly Up to You.

If 1918 is not the best year of your
life, you have only yourself to blame.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28

The Quinine That Does Not Effect Head
Because OF It's tonic and laxative effect. Laxative
Bromo Quinine can be taken by anyone without
causing nervousness or ringing in the head. There
ls only one "Bromo Qulnine." II. W. GROVES
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
when Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy

No Smartipg Just Eye Comfort. 60 cents -
Druegista OF mail. Write for Free Eye Book
MURINE exc REMEDY CO.. CHICAGO
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1917-12-28
Blouse Collars.

High collars have appeared in the
ready-to-wear blouses. Some of these
are boned and fit tine neck. Others
have a rufie at the top of the high
edge. Net her style is as attractive
as the one that flares at the tcT In
the FreneA fashion and enyeisDs The
flesh at top of TIE nee9 instead of
1 -; !: 4: j: !:
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09
EVER SALIVATED BY
CALOMEL? HORRIBLE!
Calomel is quicksilver and acts
like dynamite on
your liver.

Calomel loses you a day You KIN w
what calomel H.. It's mercury, quick
silver. Calomel Is dangerous. II
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
cramping and sickening you. Calo-
mel attacks the bones and should
never be put into your system.
when YOU feel bilious. sluggish
constlpated and all knocked out and
believe you need a dose OF dangerous
calomel just remember that your
druggist sells FOR so cents "A large
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone, which
is entirely vegetable and pleasant TO
take and IL a perfect substitute for
calomel. II Is guaranteed TO start
your liver without stirring you up
inside. and can not salivate.
DON'T take calomeli II makes you
sick the next day; Il loses you a days
work. Dodson's LAYER Tone straight
ems you right up and you feel great
Give IL 10 the children because II Is
perfectly harmless and doesn't grippe
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09
Must HAVE A GRrpGE AGAINST
THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

House bin No. i02. introduced by
q. w. q. Bryan. Is entitled AN act for
the eradication Of loco weed" The bill
contains hut one section. which IL ann
pie. under the circumstances. u read
Ing as follows. THAT the county COM
missioners Of each n every county
~ the state Of New Mexico wherein
the weed known as loco shall he ex-
terminated ny the taxpayers NJ said
county aud that the county commits
sioners will have power to assess one
and one-half mill on the dollar for the
destruction OF said weed. and that
said weod hall be pulled or dug and
that the root thereof shall be dx
inches long and tina, said county COM
missioners shall be empowered to pay
at the rate 81 500 per 1000 weeds
presented TO them.
Just why "the county commissioners
of each and every county OF the state
shall be eXterminated by the taNpay-
ers' il not revealed in the bill Per
haps Mr. Bryan mas a grievance
against the commissioners % his home
county and he considers tina nothing
less than such drastic action viii 81
the case. However. we know hat IN
some counties Of the state the com-
~missioncrs are good. capable. broad
minded men against whom no lmsl
grounds Tor determination could posi-
bly, DE lodged. We think II IL unwise
slaughter as MIR. Bryan proposes. aud
recommend that he change its pro.
visions 30 include Union county only
Furthermore. as a taxpayer We raise
serious objections to being an ex,er.
minntor n the job must he done. ict
q practical e%Xecutioner be employed.
Another thing; Suppose that. after
executing a flank attack on a loo,
weed and YOU are successful IN taking
II captive and find tina 1t has a ROOT
only five and a half inches long. or les,
than six. tho length prescribed in tn,
bill. would YOU be expected Ia plan.
Il and wait until the root had reached
the prescribed length before piesens.
Ing II with the 9s9 others before th'
board OF county commissioners-pro
vided that honorable body had no
been cNtcrminatad in the meantime 30
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09
SOME WAR EPIGEAMs.

IN view 81 the strained citations ex-
listing between Germany and the
United states and the revival of war
talk. II is interesting to recall a few u
the epigrams that were coined during
the spanish-American war. Here they
are:
Excuse me, sir | have To rcpor' that
the ship has been blown mp and Is
sinking BIN Anthony Of mo Maine.
suspend judgment-Captain S.gs-
bees first message to Washington.
We will make Spanish Tho language
OF hades Fighting" Boo Evans
Nhen war was declared.
Remember the Maine uumGdure
Schiey's signal Il the FlyinS squad
ron.
Don't hamper me with instructions
! am not afraid Of the entire Spanish
fleet with my ship-raptniu C1ark OF
the oregon 40 the board 81 strategy
You can fire when y1u urs ready,
.Gridloy-Fommodorc Dewey AZ Manila
To hades with breakfast. Lots finish
'em NOVA Yankee gunner to com
modoge Dewey.
The patue OF Manila killed me bu'
! would 10 II agau Captain Grifl,S
81 the Olympia on his desthhed.
Don't get between my guns and tho
enemy-Commodore Dewey 20 Primo,
Henry Of Germany.
I've got them now and they WI.
never get home.-Commodore Schic,
on guard al santiago Harbor
There must DE no more recalls iron
VIII freak az last Lieutenant Hobsor
10 Admiral Sampson.
Don't mind me boys. ga on fighting
capt Allyn Capron - the Rough
Riders.
Take that for the Maine -Captalr
Sigsbec a. he fired a shot throuRf
the Spanish torpedo boat Terror.
shafter b. fighting. not writing
Adjutant General Corbin TO secretary
Alger, when the latter asked for news
from the front,
War 10 not q pionic-Sergt Hamil'
ton Fish Of he Rough Riders to HI.
mother.
who would not gamble Tor a aes
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

star IN the n~ass--capt buckley o'Neil
of the Rough Riders.
Afraid III strain my gums az Ions
range. TN CLOSE in.-Lieutcnant VAN
wright 81 the gloucester IN the fieht
with ccrvcm's squadron.
Don't cheer boys. the poor devils are
dying Captain philip ~ the Texas.
I wan To make public acknowledge
ment that believe IN God. the Father
Almighty Captain Philip OF the
Texas.
The Maine Il avenged Lieutenant
Wainwright after the destruction of
'c%cryera's fleet
WIN American history record a bet
ter collection Who knows
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

Ral DAYS work for women IN before
the Illinois legislature.
The twenty -siXth continental cun-
gress of the Daurh;crs Of the Ameri-
can Re,olution II To be held In WASH
ington In April
Sunragisis in Philadelphia are
making u concerted EFFORT to have mu-
nlclpal equal suffrage Included IN the
new city charter now being formed.
The camp Fire Girls. a national of
SANITATION whose scope aud activities
correspond In many ways with those
of the Boy scouts. Is fast approach
Ing the io0. nu0 mark In is member
ship,
sixty thousand Missouri
have signed u petition Ia Tho legis-
luturc ul thai state protesting against
u bin providing for the abolition ~
trading stamps and similar forms of
trade inducements.
Jennie Ice. whose portrayal OF
mothetly characters is familiar To
thousands ct patrons Of moving pic
. ANN fNf - ~ NfNlN ~ anu NAN wv
la the theatrical profession sixty years
of hat time.
Dr. A. Ross Iill, president of the
| University of Missouri. has found Il
necessary to take some ~ h young
women students to task Tor spending
the Weekend IN the culiegc hospital
resting up when they were not sick
Thore has iust died In the English
village OF footing. q Mrs. owen, wh,
was present ut Inc funeral ~ \tpol-
con in the historic prison isle Of 81.
! Helena. iu 1921. Later. iu lNi0. when
the body was cVhumed Co he sent to
Paris. she helped On work the em-
%hruidcr"d SILK ilng that nuated IN the
stern 81 the coffin boat.
For more than half a century Miss
Emma : brown has been IN the con-
tinuous cmpluN m"Ht 81 b bureau ~
printing and engraving at Washing
ton. she entered the service a. u girl
uf n years ttherc were no child Ia
bur laws lu those days.. aud rose Co
the position uf superintendent of one
OF the departments Of the bureau.
Mrs BESSIE Rsrth Richardson of
Rock Island. M. Is believed to be the
onl, wouan ~hng-nearer OF the Grand
ARMY 4 the Republic When her
grandfather. Tor many years standard
bearer ~ John Hutord Post so 2t3.
died recently. Mrs. Richardson was
uu1u.muusil elected daughter ~ the
post aud faa bearer Do proudly
{ aIYpnfgd the honor.
According Goo announcement ga
I Washington the president and vice
! president Will be accompanied hN
I their wives when they vide up Penn
( syi,anIa avenue Co the White House
after the inaugural ceremonies az the
capitol ON March O., 10 Is recalled
that the first wife of q president to
ride with her husband following IN"
inaugural ceremonies was Mr- Tan.
Mrs Marshall VIII oc the urst wife
/ 81 e .lcc president to ride Zen the lu'
a|usural pafadv
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

The literary world continues 60 he
agitatcd with varied emotions over
William e.. Brownclrs rcceat dddIyss
before the Institute of arts and lot
tiers. m which ne hurled polnicl re-
marks at American authors. VINO ar"
not STRIVING a. produce hooks thut will
live. hut seem entirely contcndcd To-
toe merely clever and smart in their
stories Sevrrd writers Of rntr gl-
ready have expressed in prtnt their
opinions Of Mr. BroNuells r,iUl'Ss
with the purposc 81 obtaining the
ideas on the subject Of ono of The
Younger clists who has made a sue
oess with serious Earnest Poole author
81 The Hrbor' was interviewed He
has lust been elected an American
a-cademician by the body before which
Mr. Rrownell delivered his address
Re was asked edo you think thnt mou-
| ,rn writer's I'm America have lost or
! discarded literary standards that theS
disregard literary form. %purpusrly ct
mott" 1t seems To- me h' replied
that We are Iva somcw hat OF ct ,hdoti,
state-wc do not know exactly what
w., DO want. Authors are urNt"s o.
fled out: ~o ar. editors and publisher
lard the reading public u- well : Trims
I that Their, are more readers nf sound,
| discriminating Judgment than ever he-
| fore. In this ouutrt This l- in.'-
| Gated by the steady popularity "f an"
Ihirheat and hos, in urr nati.a ut"ri-
| turc. AS we'll as hy toe lt.t that for
eipn authors of real w..th nud ready
| acceptance. hearty welcome 100 tF'
| fH.tg-t ST. Viii NOT IFUN. ENGLISH NIHHfH
I,ts but Russian. Swedish. frsn % uIt
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09
The Daily Reminder
9,sIny's Events.

Nathan con. present senator from
West virginia. former cabinet o~iiicerl
ana for atty years a figure IN puhiis'
life, enters upon his 10Th year.
Aiumnae Of Vassar college. includ-l
ing prominent women from all seed
cions of the country. viii rtcct nj
Pittsburgh today for their annual ma
tinnal reunion.
sherman. Texas. h To be the meet
ing place to-day az the annual con-
ference of the Texas Town and tityI
Planning association.
The junior promenade, the leading
social event of the year al the rniycr-
sity OF Wisconsin. will take place jof
night In the state capitol at Madison
The annual convention ~ the tp1
per Peninsula Boys conference h. t'
meet today ~ Sault ste Marie. Mich.
and viii continue IN session until
| sunday
The annual old Guard bah. which
for many years has been q leading
event of the social season i sew
York. is To he given tonlgh, at md
Hotel Astor.
student orators representing d
iNllN'i W 'Nlifh'N W bll' VIII INV
a. ohio Northern university today I'd
compete iu the annual contest of th'
state prntorical league.
\ number 81 prominent cducatora
are ON the program OF the annun.
convention OF the Southern Wiscon-ii
| Teachers association, opening todus
at Madison.
Newspaper publishers OF c~a-tcri'
| Tennessee and Kentucky are go coufc
at Knoxville today IN plans tn cstta'
Iish cooperative paper mill a. ID so.
| tuition 81 The problem of tho higi
cost of print paper.
The fourth annual meeting OF IA
Amherst college Alumni council VII
begin bon Washington to-day "a wiz
conclude tomorrow evening with
laupuct ct which secretary OF stat
Lansing is Co Ice one cot the speakers
| \ proposal for q general advance
IA laundry prices BIS expected q" N
considered and acted upon hN tW'
Massrchusctj~ IAundcrcrs associated
az It's annual con,"niion which me- {
n Boston today for n twu-da. sos
sion.
4 motion Tor % change of venue
the ca-rs uf 1a members ut the indus
trial Workers nf the World VIII" Hi'
charged with murder ss 90 result 4
the municipal dock riots last NoN'u
her. when seven men were KILLED.
o.. be- lr-urd to-day nt Everett N1-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09
BITS roR TuE crRIopM


The Bank Of England has It's own
ohurchynrd adjoining. and here many
or the officials have been buried.
According to the scientists. some
10000 ions Of SCOT and dust are an
nuaiy prccipi,atcd throughout Lon
don.
The pay % a British field marshal
Is s4s q day. which b increased 10
$50 a day when ne Is actually com-
handing an army
An thu miiions spent by England
in the Crinean war would do no more
than pay two weeks of her war bin
al the present time.
a soldier 81 the British army IS en-
titled to wear O separate gold thread
ON his sleeve Tor each occasion ON
which he has been wounded.
The japanese have many curious
supcrstitions about animals, the chief
among which is their belief ia the
supernatural power Of foxes.
Poll taxes have been assessed and
paid In New England regularly since
1915. and today the same per ctpitd
system Is iu force iu twenty three
states OF the union.
Statistics just complied show that
Massachusetts spends s.,
through both public and private con-
tributions. more than $23.o0n.0 600 for
charitable purposes
Englishmen nave taken TO wearing
collars coated with 'luminitc, a new
radium paint. which emits a phos-
phorcsccnt glow and makes the wear
er visible In the darkened streets.
The darkeued streets which have
| prevailed IN English cities since Yep
peIin raiding became "a habit with the
| Germans arc said 10 AVE greatly
! benefited the cyesight of the nation.
French and Belgian soldiers !n The
trenches have become expert IN the
I manufacture of rings of aluminium ln
which are mlaid the lags of the a-
| lies. and sometimes rcglmental but
tons.
william T. Scott, the only negro
| over nominated for president ny =
regularly constituted delegate con-
Aention. died recently at his home ln
| Springfield. III II was in 1895 that
Scott was the NOMINEE Of The Liberty
party.
The most expensive piece OF a 70
way line iu the world b. said To Del
that which runs over the Forth htids.
ga Scotland. This portion OF b Eu
including approaches, is about io'r
miles long. and cost tfDuO. 600 pei
mile TO ConstrIt,
The Official residence ot Sir John
.lJellicoe the new first sea lord be- Mall
House which is situated in b new
admiralty buildings In London. From
here he can communicate hy wireless.
with practically any ship heloasiu1
10 the British navy. no matter if
what part Of the world Dc n,i' hap
pcn 90 DE.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

oklahoma. s7.Eoe tons
New YORK. $1,000 tons
Texas. s7.eoo tons.
wyoming. e,ooe tons.
Arkansas. $4,000 tons.
Florida. Assoc tons.
Utah. Assoc tons
Delaware. se.eee tons.
North Dakota. so.ooe tons.
These vessels have a displacement OF
$4,000 toni or less:
Alahama. Connecticut. Georgia. u.
linois. indiana. Iowa. kansas. kear.
sarge. Kentucky. Louisiana. Maine
Mnssac huscsts. Michigan. Minnesota
Missouri. Nebraska. New Hampshire
New Jersey. Ohio. Oregon. Rhode L.
land. South carolina. Vermont. VIZ.
Einia and Wisconsin.
Besides the battle ships there are;
Ten armored cruisers.
Five first class crisers.
-Four second class cruisers.
Sixteen third class cruisers.
~sixty-eight ~destroycrs.
Fffy-seven submarines.
Nineteen torpedo boats.
Five double tnrret monitors.
Four single turrct monitors.
Twenty-Five eunboats.
Eight converted gunboats.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

i7iS-Luthcr Martin. who was
counsel for Aaron Burr iu che iatters
trial for hlph reason. born at New
Brunswick. y. ]. Died in Ncw York
city July 10. 1896
175S-Wiliam King. FIRST governor
of Maine. born at Scarboro. Me. Died
at Bath. Me. June - tS52
1SOi- Peace OF Luucvilc signed be-
tween France ana GcrmanN
iS4l-Thomas REYNOLDS governor
LOT Missouri. committed suicide at
Jefferson city Buru In Kentucky.
March r. 1895.
is6i-Couvention ot Montgomery
adopted q provisional constitution
for the Confederate states of Amer
lea.
iS65-OaNaca. a leader Of III" Mex
lean Republicans. surrendered To
Marshal tlazaire
tS67-Congrcss passed. over the
presidents veto. the Dhi admitting
Nebraska to statehood.
iS7O-Unitod states signal bureau
established hy act of
lS76-Trnins FIRST passed through
the Hoosac tunnel
1890 schenectady. y y. CONF
memorntcd The 2Ooth anniversary oi
the massacre hS the Frcrrh and In
/ dinus.
1S93-Forty-uNo lives lost I'm a fire
that destroy eel tho insane asvlum a,
Dover. y ~
I9O2-Flrc iu Paterson. y j. rene
dcrcd one thousand families homeless
and DESTROYED property valued ~ Sc
! coo. 0u0.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-02-09

Did YOU ever have YOU wife glare
.nt you without saying anything II So,
didn't Il give YOU a feeline like that
you experience when the barber runs
the old clippers over the hack Of your
neck