The Arvada enterprise., 1917-06-07
"0|d Maids Club"
AT Barth's Hall, Monday Night,
June 18th.

All Arvada is eager to see this
Sldc-spitting comedy given by
seventeen of our comcly marons
assisted by two L. s. soldiers
come and see n raw recruit
lawfully raw. This entertainment
will be given for the benefit Of the
Library Association to make up
the deficit ON our Lyceum course
and to form Il nucleus for next
year S fund.
The east is an all-Star ArVada
cast, people You never dreamed of
seeing behind the foot-lights. For
instance the president of this
famous Old Maids Club is none
other than Mrs. +. l.. Foster
Miss Luclla Matilda Primrose,
pompous parsonage, who rs prcsi-
dent pulls every wire in her effort
TO land n man and who finally
succeeds beautifully after very
extraordinary transformation III
winning the heart Of "rhc Pet Of
the Club, one e the above men
toned raw recruits. The honor>
of Nicc-Prcsidcnt Susan Jane
IIopcwcll lies lightly ON the
shoulders of Mrs. Chas. Beach,
and men of Arvada, if You want
to see Il rare beauty, fascinating
and hewitt hing, come to see Mrs.
Beach in this stellar role. She
gives dissertation on Love that
is n tonic to everyone and cspcc-
tally to the old maids. Mrs. Fred
T. Newton will be seen as Maria
Jane llopcwcll, sisted to Susan
Jane. The part of the shy, scnti-
mental, dainty lmcy Rosebud will
be taken by Mrs. Abbott. Dora
DooIittlc, who unlike her name,
works at knitting mems slippers
all the time, is in real life our AS
asSSor 5 WIFE Mrs. T.. l.. Ncwcomb.
She sings touching little ballad
| entitled There was n Man Who
Made Love TO Me. - Mrs. Y. G.
Hurst ms Sallic Brown, secretary
of the Club, will be seen in n gor-
gcous gown lately imported from
Paris. and her chnpcau, it is whis-
pcrcd is n new creation loaned for
the occasion by Mrs. Crawford
lllill of Dcnvcr's Smart Set. Sal
lie rccitcs n tripping bit Of n poem
called cloves Coming" De
niue julia Jones, who prays for u
man is Mrs. c. Il. Buck and Mrs.
II. 4. Nilcry appears as Faith
| Snowmorc. A real poctess is Mrs.
Adams as Maud llopcworth, who
in poetry tells how certain prom
ucnt man of Arvada, we won t
give the name here, makes love
. like sweet honcy.bcc. Most al
Iuring indeed is Mrs. Jas. higgins
rs Lucrctia Dewitt, who quotes
LongrcIlow and who tells Of an al
. most love affair with our Illus
lrious District Attorney, the Hon.
) Samuel johnson. The one and
only man hater in the Club is Viola
Louprcllow- Mrs. Geo. Il. Camp
bell she who dcspises the other
sex and layishcs all her affection
ON pet eat. Martha Wcinhau.
. Der, German spinstcr, who buys
u man for the huge sum Of five
O. dollars, is Mrs L. Il. Rodda. A
row is cnuscd in the Club meeting
., when Betsy Bobuct from Broom
field Mrs. Il +. skinner comes
10 iiuc the Club but objects TO
obcying the president Of the Club
| in all things, saying 81 refuse to
obey anything under the shining
| sun Of heaven but n man. There
are two big surprises for the aud
fence in the way Of two lovely APP
paralious who appear on the
stage. transformed from old maids
by the magic berries administered
by one Phillip Andrew James, re.
porter on n local paper. This
part is taken by an also raw re-
cTIii.
Don't forget the time and the
place aud the cost Of getting in IL
only % cents; 20 why stay nt home
when you have n chance 70 laugh
and grow fat.