The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1917-01-05

blrSky the real cStdtcr as lie ldlu uoWu
the morning paper in Wasserbauer's
Restaurant.
"What was the old plan?" Barnet |
Zapp the waist manufacturer asked |
"Well," Birsky replied, Il suppose
ae took the young Teller to one side
and said: Listen, be sport. You
got to die some time, and long, ex-
pensive sickness amt so pleasant
neither. Get it over quick. Learn to
ay.'"
"And naturally the young Teller
wasn't encouraged" Barnet Zapp sug-
yested.
Naturally" Birsky sad. $50 now
he president Of the Airy'o Club says:
Looky here, why don't you learn it
lying in an airy-oplane end after you
graduate / would get you and two
thousand of your classmates to fly
rom here to San Francisco, and who
arrives first gets $20OOO?"
"Aber supposing the Teller don't ar
rive first?" Zapp inquired.
''Then that's his funeral" Birsky
,aid.
lgement come in?" Zapp commented.
Furthermore, Birsky, this here pres
dent of the Airy-o Club of America
has got it wrong. The thing to do is
aot to encourage young fellers to learn
It flying in an airy-oplane but to DIS
courage 'em."
"Well, what he said in the first
place didn't sound so encouraging to
NO." Birsky said.
'What he said was all right" Zapp
admitted, "but he didn't lay no pipes
Tor it. For instance, if l would be the
president of the Airy-o Club of Amer
lea and l wanted young Teller he
should be an airy-onaut, y'understand,
[ would find out where the young fell
Ter is working and get him fired.
would then fix things so that the girl
he is going to marry wouldn't got
nothing to do with him no more
H'afterwards I would use all this as
evidence why his father should throw
him out of the house, and when l go
the young Teller absolutely in despair
understand, / would lay for him a
the drug store and just when he l!
going to buy the poison he is figuring
on taking, I would say to him: Lis
ten,-since the war has stopped Ger
many shipping drugs to America, yo'
couldn't rely on poisons no more
Save your money and try somethin
certain. Learn to fly"
'Aber not considering the funn
side of this thing, Zapp, why is 1t W
amt got more as one airy-oplane FIVE
to Europe's twenty?" Birsky asked.
tits a question from etiquette,
Zapp replied cover in Europe If
young Teller has got father with
rating anywheres about d to f cred
fair, for such a young Teller to wor
for living is considered like eatin
with his knife or wearing tan shoe
with a full dress suit. SO what is
Teller like that to do? Cards he 500
gets tired of, because you've got
use your head to play cards, and
Europe up to the present war uslr
your head wasn't considered becomir
neither Gollef and tennis is all rigl
once in a while, Birsky, but if a fell
is hitting a ball nit club day in de
ort, understand, he might just {
we'll be hitting a nail NIT hamm
and become carpenter. The cons
quences was that until airy-oplan
was invented, all such young fell
could do to get any excitement out
life was to climb mountains NIT sno
on 'em or go to Africa and kill once
while a menagerie animal like liz
or tiger. However, Birsky, aft
airy-oplanes was invented, flying b
came more fashionable than mounta
climbing and killing menagerie al
mails, as it was found out to be ju
as dangerous. but with less travelil
expenses and more convenient to
hospital. So therefore, Zapp, f
every son of millionaire in this cou
try which is working hard to carry
the old mans business and give e
ployment to thousands of operators,
understand, they got over in Euro
son of a millionaire who is Learnt
to fly in an airy-oplane and has VOL
ing for him steady two mechanics,
surgeon and a trained nurse.
"Well you couldn't blame such
young Teller in especially if he
going out a good deal into societ,
Birsky said. 1.-THE fact that fell
Is learning to fly in an airy-opla
and so to speak could never tell viii
moment is going to be his next, Za1
makes him in a way very INTEREST,"
to meet, especially for ladies, Zal
which they could say h'afterwart
only yesterday, he was talking to
the same like you are now Also
airy-oplane flyer has got tropic
conversation more attractive to ladl
Zapp, which / don't care how &C
looking a young American milliona
could be, understand, If he wo
sit down and tell lady how he
mp till three in the morning figur
the costs on big shipment of enar
ware wash tubs, aud how by re-
4orticrlir : he overhead, he cut the