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Evening journal., 1917-08-20
HERE'S MORE CONSOLATION
FOR MIDDLETOWN LADS

ELKrON. Md. Aug 20-Elkton de-
feated Rising sun here Saturday after
noon, 2 90 4. 10 was the third game
OF a series for the championship OF
Cecil county. Score:
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
new Castle NOW
ON VANDEVER'S NECK
Win Two Games From
Eden and Now Half
a Game Back
NO CHANCE NOW
FOR BROOKLYN LADS

Results Of Saturdays Games.
Brandywihe /; Brownson o.
Pioneers 20; Wilmington Steel 3.
Vandever 8; Browntown 0.
New Castle II Eden Flint game.
New Castle s; Eden Second game.
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
IT'S EASY GOING
FOR EDGE MOOR
Church League Near Champs
Get This Game on
Platter
MADELEY TAKES
RECORD WALLOPING

Results OF Saturdays Games.
Edge Moor y; Elsmcre 0.-Forfelted
Central 7 Eastlake 1.
Hillcrest %; Madeley o.
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
scORn IN INNINGs

SCORE BY lNNlN1o
Brandvwine 100000 OIL
Brownson 100000 90
Summary: Struck out by Slaughter
o. by Gray 3. Double plays, Gray
Flynn-Jeffries. Left on bases, Brandy
wine 6; Brownson 6. Stolen bases, Van
mort, Doherty. Minker, Elliott. sacri-
flee hits, r. Minker, Hoffman. Hit by
pitched ball, johnson, Carney, McLaus h.
lin. Base on balls off Slaughter /; of
Gray l. Time of game las.
Evening journal., 1917-08-20

Summary; Earned runs, Interest H.
Two base hits, Winthrup, w. Bags.
Three base hits, Brodley. Struck out
by Peters l6; by Bfodley s. Double
play. Brodlcy 20 Smith. Stolen bases
Lavender, j. Baggs, II. Day 3, Seeley 3,
ID. Peters >. Sacrifice hits, q. Peters.
Sacrifice flies. Baldwin. Hit by pitched
ball. Seeley. ID. Peters. Base on balls
or Brodley s; of Peters o. Umpire
Lank
Evening journal., 1917-08-20

Patterson batted for Williams IN 9th.
SCORE by INNINGS
Eden ....I....... OOOl 5000 10
New Castle ...... COOS 90 3 o.
Summary; Earned runs, New QPstle
2. Two base hits, MeDonough, Pax
ton. Three base hits, Jones. Sacrifice
hits, Chase. Carlin. Hit by pitched ball
Davis. Base on balls off Smith z; of
Williams 4. Struck out by Smith a;
BY Williams q Stolen bases, Logan,
Carlin, McDonough, Wright, Grant. I'm
pire Jamison. Time lao.
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
Browntown.

Vandever .. .O2IO OOOl o.
Browntown e.. 10000 900 90
Summary; Two base hits, Thompson,
Long. Three base hits, Iivermore.
Struck out by Crouch S; by Humm S,
Stolen bases, Bradford, Thompson. Sacri-
fee hits, r. Smith, Liyermore. Bose on
balls off Humm Z; Of Crouch 3. I'M
pire Frank Duncan,
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
TRAP SHOOTING
BASEBALL
HAPPY J. Wins The
FEATURE AT WAWASEl

Gu, OF the ave events comprising
the card for the weekly matinees OF
the Delaware Horse Show Associ-
alton Saturday, three were sDlit-heat
AFFAIRS.
Happy J. won the feature race
Event No. I.
brown Patchen, br h, W. Il
shandon Bells, br. h., David Ford 2
Minnie Cader, b. m. J. G. Boulder. 3
Rock, gr. g., Il. Goodwin -......... 4
Star Duroc, ch. x. T.. S. Stanert q. B
Time' 2Ali 2.S7.
Event No. q.
Para Belle, b. m., Rockland Farm ]
Henry H., b. g., H. n. Wallace 49,.
Amo g. m, O. s. Phipps ........-3 dr..
John d., Mack Cowview Farm 49,. 3
Times 2.2ohi al.
Event No. 3.
Happy j., blk g., RoelSland Farm
Grace Michael, eh. M NJ. =. Hay
Hs usf jim i' b. g. wv J. W. wins 2 2 3
Times 22Oh 215ih; 2ls.
Event No. 4.
Huguenot, b. g., John zebley.-. 3 I
Jim Watson, b. g. w. NJ. Cars
Gillespie, ch, g. Dr.. Henry Gar
Ictt ss.....s..- -........... =
Babe Allerton, b. ms j. c.
Boulder .....st. .s...s.s.s.
N Torfrida, b. M, Riverside Farm 4 8
Timei 228A; 2243t; 227H.
/, Event No. S.
Iinafes. b. H., r. II. Catlin ..2 I
Helen Axworthy, ch. m, Rock
land Farm -.......-.-...... 2
Beau Ashton, Dr. g, J. p.
Winchester .... ....3 3 dr..
Bill William, Oh. e., T. r. Lynch 3
Times 22l; 2iohi 2.2l
Evening journal., 1917-08-20
HERE ARE SOME STATE FAIR ENTRIES


following entries have been received for the State Fair races to
be N September 3, g. s, and
Evening journal., 1917-08-20

Year Old rrot-Purso $500
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Today's ANNIVERSARIES

1t was In the year 1922. B. c., on
July 20, that the great Camicular cy-
Gle of the Egyptians, consisting Of
1896 years. began with the sun in
Cancer, fifteen days after the stfnmsr
solstice. Its first revolution was just
completed with the reign of Adrian,
in A. d. 138;its second in the time
of Shakespeare, 1898. The famous
expedition of the Argaunauts and the
foundation of the Pythian games. are
events which historians have placed
sixty years afterwards. In the year
Al b. c., on this date, the customary
games In memory of Caesars victories
were held. This particular anniver-
sary Is interesting because a comet
appeared near the Great Bear and
was visible for seven days. On July
20, 1904, Peregrine White. the first
born Of the colony at Plymouth, died
at Marshfield. Mass, aged eightyf four
On this date in the year 1852 the re-
mains of Henry Clay are laid to resi-
In New York city. Great pomp and
magnificence marked the occasion
the city being shrouded in monruinl
and all business and shipping being
suspended during the funeral ceremo
MES. Other important events which
took place on July 40 were: Meeting
of the Confederate congress at Rich
mond in 1861; first of Shermani
three battles at Atlanta In 1864.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Today We Celebrate



1t was on July 20, 1747, that Ben
jamin Franklin made his first exper-
iments with the kite In his attempt
to draw electricity from the clouds.
He had originally intended to erect
on some high tower q sentry-box
from which should rise a pointed iron
rod, insulated by being fixed to
cake of resin. Electrified clouds pass
ing over this would impart to 1t
portion of their electricity which
would be rendered evident by sparks
being emitted. Philadelphia at this
time offered no opportunities for try
ing an experiment of this kind.
While Franklin was waiting for the
erection of a spire, it occurred to him
that he might have more ready ac-
cess to the cloud region by means of
common kite. He prepared one by
attaching two cross-sticks to silk
handkerchief, which would not suffer
so much from the rain as paper. To
his upright stick was fixed an iron
point. The string was of hemp, ex-
cept for the lower end, which was of
silk Where the hempen string ter
minated q key was fastened. With
this contrivance Franklin set out the
first time he saw thunderstorm ap-
preaching. He went to the Common
with his son, who alone knew OF his
intentions. he kept MS lnteHtlonS
secret because he did not wish to be
ridiculed should his efforts in the In
terests prove unsuccessful, as was
only too frequently the case among
the ignorant. His kite was raised. A
thunder cloud passed over 1t without,
however, giving any sign of electric
ity. He was on the point of giving
up the experiment as failure, when
he observed the loose fibres of his
string move toward an erect position.
He now pressed his knuckle to the
key, and received a strong spark. He
was overjoyed with the result and
repeated the experiment several
times. Thus the identity Of lightning
and electricity were proved. Frank
lin at once proposed to erect light
ming rods on buildings. He found
many opponents to his proposal
Then others, who agreed with the
principle, declared that the rods
should have dull end and not
pointed one. Franklin advocated
pointed ones and these in the end
proved the better and have been
used ever since.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

Luke McIuke Says.
The long-faced hypocrite who main
tafns that 1t is sin for O. man to
smoke is going to do his smoking after
he dies.
Files are like some men. You can't
get rid of them with verbal knock
and you are compelled to do some
swatting.
The woman who lets a man marry
her for her money has no insurance
that he will devote even an eight-hour
working day to the wife who supports
him.
There was time when skirts were
SO long that a glimpse of girls ankle
was quite O thriller. But nowadays
the skirts are 80 short that man
sees so many knee caps that he pays
no attention to them.
The Bigots announce that the pro-
hibtt1on of tobacco and playing cards
will follow the downfall of booze. The
Gambling Squads of the future will be
kept busy raiding homes and break
ing up pipes and cigars and arresting
desperate gamblers who persist in
playing the game of Authors.
1t may be hard to swear off on 9TH
er things. But most of us are willing
to become total abstainers from work.
Another Fairy Tale: Once Upon q
Time woman went into a shoe store
to get new pair Of shoes, and when
asked what kind she wanted, replied:
Any kind. just so they are comfort
able
No matter how sick a fat woman
may be, it Is hard for her to look the
part.
The difference between human
mules and the four-legged variety is
that four-legged mule is worth two
or three hundred dollars.
When you meet a man who agrees
with yod. you are willing to admit
that there Is at least one man in the
world who has as much intelligence
as yourself.
Some folks would get along better
II they would try as hard to take ad-
vantage of their opportunities as they
do of their friends.
The old-fashioned girl who used to
hope that Prince Charming's horse
would go lame when he parsed her
homo now has a daughter who sprip-
kles tacks on the road In front Of her
home so that Prince Charming viii
have to stop and change tires.
A woman simply has to worry. In
winter she worries for fear the fur
| mace will set fire 20 the house, and in
summer she worries about burglars.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
EXPER IENCE

choo-choo dragon.
and me a q mer pumpkins his Go
back go whkers rud
the pike ad that scared this auto,
and on, There Is motto"
into a mar distance,
giving assistance We toed and
night remedy folly and when again
myay with choi The road Of life much
SANS the road bIhey follow.
shun the swampy hollow
wev4
halfa
with only day
stick
break throug
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Famous Women
Princess Augusta.

Royalty Is rarely so poor that upon
death no will and testament Is neces-
sary, but Princess Augusta, second
daughter of George III, was q lady
whose benevolence may be said to have
ruined her financially. She lived at
a time when normal standards at the
British court were not particularly
high and 1t Is said of her that she
refused to attend a dinner given by
her brother when he had succeeded
to the throne because a certain woman
whose reputation was not Of the best,
was also to be present Augustus In
come was very moderate and she de-
pleted this considerably by her bene-
volences. When she died 1t was un-
necessary for her to make a will, for
there was nothing to distribute, except
q few personal belongings.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Daily Horoscope
Saturday, July Al, 1917.
Copyright, 1917, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)

Astrologers read this as rather q
lucky day, although Jupiter Is strong
ly adverse. Venus. Mars and the Sun
are in benefic aspect
1t Is q day in which to push all
business affairs, especially those OF
great importance and those that are
dependent on the. good will of per-
sons of supreme influence.
The influences are good for the seek
Ing of positions or appointments of any
sort.
The stars that promise much to those
who make serious quest for employ
ment also seem to foreshadow many
scandals and libel suits some Of which
are due to jealousy.
Women today should be fortunate
| for while the planets presage tears
for them, the indications are that they
will smile through the tears.
1t Is a favorable direction for sold
iers, encouraging recognition and ad.
vancement.
Dinners Of meetings at which socia
and serious interests combine are un.
der a most fortunate government to.
day.
1t is a fairly good rule for places Of
amusement. and actors and actresse:
should make the most Of their oppor.
Fame In the army will come to more
than one AmericaI known in the the
atrical world.
Hotel keepers should find this {
profitable day, making for much activ
ity and many guests.
1T Is an auspicious sway for brie.
trips and for family reunions.
Warning Is given that owing Il
reflex influences tendency toward
m Melancholy and dependency will b
marked In the coming weeks.
London astrologers foresee misun
derstandings between the United
States and England over militar!
problems.
Persons whose birthdato Is Is will
have reasonably prosperous year. Il
they do not travel or make any bust
ness changes.
Children born on this day will prob
ably be favorites with the opposit,
sex. These subjects OF Cancer Will
Leo characteristics are generally for
tunate in financial affairs.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
DE R II H A M b O0
4 ACEM A KING CIT L

Municipal electric light and water
works
Prominent center for trolley to
all parts of the state.
Richest clay deposits In the coun-
try In the Immediate vicinity.
Splendid theatrical advantages.
Some of the leading Industries
are: American Smelling &c Refining
Companys smelter; Raritan Copper
Works refinery; Barber Asphalt
Works; United Lead Works; United
States Cartridge Co.; American En-
caustlc Thing Co., Ltd; c. Pardee
Steel and Tile Works; Atlantic Terra
Gotta Co.; Federal Terra Gotta Co.;
New Jersey Terra Gotta Co.; three
plants of the National Fireproohng
Co., and other similar industries
within the immediate vicinity; Ger
amlc Works; Chesebrough Vaseline
Works; Marcy Stove Works; two
dry dock companies, together with
shlpyards and marine raflwaysi
Standard Underground Cable Com
pany; Roessler & Hasslacher Chem
ical Works; Bakelite manufacturing
concern; Castles Ice cream plant;
window shade and cigar factories;
cement stone works; coal shipping
piers, handkerchief factory; chemi-
cal laboratories; machine shops and
iron foundries.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL.

For New York, Newark and Eliza.
beth at s:26, 7:1o. KISS. 7:52, s:2I
s:e6. 4:lb. 5:04. $3.50, 1850. 800. 9:4t
D. m. Sundays-s:s2. s:2s a. M; 2:o1
b:0l, s:62, s:51. 9:s4 p. m.
For Long Brancn, Asbury PARK
M: 1908 2:23, 4:56, 5:2b, 6:ss, 10:04
o. m. sundays-12;s4. 4:50. s:12 a. m.'
sos, e:Ba p. m.
For Atlantic Cfty-b:os. s:14 a. m.
aga o. m Sundays-9:12 a. m.
For Philadelphia and Trenton via
Bound Brook - e.2e, .7:10, 7:b2, s:42
1911, 1913 a. m: 1905. 5:v4. $50 p: m
sundays-- e:2e g ns-l 2:oi. t;e4
|6:52, g:S4 p. m.
New York only.
8 Saturday only.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

But the right precious than and shall fight for
the things which have always carried heartsfor
democracy for the right of those who submit authority have
In their governments for the rights and liberties of small
nations for universal dominion of right by such concert of free
peoples shall bring and safety to all nations and make the
world itself at last free.
To such task dedicate lives and fortunes
thing that and everything that have with the pride Of
those who know that the day has when America privileged to
spend her blood and her might for the principles that her birth
and happiness and the peace which she has treasured
God helping her, she do
President Wilson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

Population 10000.
2S miles from New York.
Tax rate $50
On Staten Island Sound, at the
mouth of the Raritan River and at
the head of Rarltan Bay
Ocean steamers can dock In from
3b TO 40 feet of water
Channel 21 feet deep at low water
leading up from Sandy Hook.
Daily steamer service to New
York.
Four Railroads The Pennsyl-
vania, Central Railroad of New Jer-
sey. Lehigh Valley and the Staten
Island Rapid Transit. Branches run
ming in all directions, affording an
almost unlimited number of excel
lent factory sites.
Has two telegraph and two tele-
phone companies.
Electric light and gas companies.
Federal postofflce building.
Public Library.
100000 Y. M. c. a.
Ten grammar schools and one
high school which Is on the ap-
proved list Of all the leading uni
versities In the country, four pa
roohial schools and business COL
lege.
Churches of all denominations.
City Hospital.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Perth Amboy
20 years Ago

July 20, 1897.
The Methodist fishing party return
ed after weeks cruise down east.
The crew was composed of members
of the local Simpson M. e. church.
Joe Rodgers was appointed dog
catcher and pound master OF the city
of Perth Amboy.
A meeting of the Alumni Associa-
tion of the Perth AmIboy High School
was held at which 1t was decided to
60 for q sale on the sloop Gordon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Fire Alarm Boxes

Copper Works.
f4-Earket and Sheridan Streets.
s5-smith Street and Central r. r.
28-Market and First Streets
s7-Madison Ave. and Paterson st.
and Lewis Sts.
Sb-Smith and High Streets
se-New Brunswick Ave. and New Street
s7-Smith and State Streets.
f9--Atlantic Terra Gotta Works.
49-Buckingham Ave- and Hartford Street.
<b-Commerce and Front Streets.
4e--State and Washington Streets.
and Washington Streets.
B4-State st. and Buckingham Ave-
ST. and Pulaski Ave.
66-HalI Ave. and Charles Street
ST-state and Wayne Streets.
b8-Near United Lead Works
S2--Washington and First Streets.
6S--New Brunswick Ave. and Elm strees-
e4-Smith Street and Watson Avenue.
e6--Comrnerce and State Streets.
72-Front and Smith Streets
72-Water and Gordon Streets
74-Kearny Ave- and Gordon street.
S1--Brace and Hanson Avenues.
S2-Smith and Herbert Streets.
s5-Amboy Ave. and Washington street.
S4-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford Street,
s5-Near City Hospital
s6-Cleveland and Brace Avenues.
s7-Amboy and Hall Avenue9.
s2-An,boy Ave. and Inslee Street.
et-Lawrence and Francis Streets.
e4-Neville and Johnstone Streets.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Calling Young Men To
The COuntry'S Service

This a solemn day for the nation
1t the day when $4,000 out of the 100000 registered men
are called to the country great fight
-ymocracy
This wonderfully patriotic day. for there be nothing
bore glorious go country especially
for such a that for which fighting.
Down at Washington great lottery is taking place.
throughout United 1850 districts These
arg spade up nearly possible Of the number Of
stered men number begins with and
through consecutivey given number
Whent number a Washington the who
opposite that number each of the 1850 districts will have
with every number Called 1850
have been summoned to the coors
districts Middesex county. Perth Amboy
up district in itself with Mayor Ten Brock chairman Of
the exemption board City Clerk Hanson, clerk.
city of Brunswick makes up another district with
Mayor Harrington, chairman and the city clerk clerk.
South Amboy Sposwood, Jamesburg Hemetta, Sayrevlle
Cranbury Monroe Brunswick township make up
another district with Charles W. Fisher of sayevie chairman and
Richard Mack of South Amboy clerk
Another district made Rartan and Woodbridge
ships and the broughs of Meuchen and Roosevelt Of this district
Washington Wilson, of Metuchen chairman Walter v Qun
of Roosevelt is clerk
of county composed of the bor-
of South River Nitown Highland Park Nddlesex,
ellen and the townships of Paaway North Brunswick
Sheriff Houghton
and the clerk is County Clerk B NJ. Cannon.
The EVENING NEWS has already published list
numbers of the registered of these
Today publish the numbers they being
ngton All that necessary take these up
the lists Of the district which registered find the
of the drafted
drawing of numbers complete
board will call those whose opposite the
present examination This pub
sed later telling the drafted when they
meet.
examination is found physically qualified he
from the time he called file exemption
He will then be given days after fling his claim exemption
to file proof in support Of his claim.
There three district boards in New Jersey
sole right decide discharge
Also decision made by the local board appealed
district board The time meeting
will be announced later.
From on, every should carefully the notices
issued by the local boards either through press at the office
of the board in order that instructions may followed
Each drafted particularly the supposed
TO be notified by mail that effect depend upon the
mail for such notification Failure of the letter
be accepted 1t is each mans
the office of the local board where he registered.
Whether files claim of exemption present
himself for physical examination the notice
There certain forms and blanks by those
application for exemption discharge and blanks
only the office which the man
is registered The clerk charge will necessary
The who have been finally accepted be sent to the ya
to be trained for the first national the United
States expects to send to France they are properly
trained and equipped
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

Some taxi drivers do not pay any
attention to what you tell them. But
VIII Listen drives a taxi for the
Clarendon Hotel in GAINESVILLE, Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

El-Jay-El claims that the difference
between q wet town and dry town
is that In the wet town you treat in a
rathskeller and in dry town you
cheat in a rat cellar.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

There is an honest mail carrier ir
Troy Ohio. And yet people point hin,
out on the street and say he's Ber
Robin.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Our Joe Miller Contest.

Our Joe Miller Contest.
Park johnson claims that the Oldest
Joke is the one about the minister
who had hard luck collecting his sal
airy and had decided to resign. He
preached a farewell sermon in which
he said: Brethren, have been ap-
pointed Chaplain of the State Peni-
tentiary and this will be my last day
with you. / witt preach from the
text: II Go to Prepare Place For
You." after which the choir will sing:
Meet Me There"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
What Ia Bid For Elizabeth?

IWapuKOnetA N vows.
1t Is reported that the company will
wreck the road and sell with his
daughter, Elizabeth Bisse, in 1t for
junk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

Q lucky prehistoric men,
For this you should be thankful,
There was no bone-dry business then
And you could drink your tank full.
Columbus Is. CO. Record.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

oh. lucky prehistoric men,
You had no pockets deep;
For wife to burglarize just when
You laid down to sleep.
Memphis Commercial-Appeal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Table Golf.

"Ever heard of table golff" "No.
How do you play itf" with dried
peas and salt spoons on an 1s-hole
course Of Swiss cheese. Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
STATEN ISLAND HAPID TRANSIT.
Fare to New York
Tame Table In Enect May 26, fD17.
NEW YORK TO PERTH AMDOY.

Daily except Saturdays. sundays and
sSIIdayso s5o ssS 81 soS SulS ulSts SEPT iipoo oas5S
b:i5. bapn' 5:sS!. 5:is, sis. $40. 100, soc
900. 1000, HOO .. M; IL night; 100
q. m. ,..sn ,o.an Inn ,.1s
.so sat9rSay a.oo s;so' o ais, ZOO. a:4U. t:ao
s:SS, 80, $40. sSS f:ao, 500, $40. $40 p; m.
Sundays and holideys SS SMasy &c. 5alSy .aS
400 100 500. 600, $40. 7:2o, 800, $40
$40 1o:o0. 11:o6 p. M; IL night;'l a. m
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
PERTH AMBoY TO NEW YORK

Daily except Saturdays Sundays and
holidays tMay so: July !. Sept; s27S:sS s:sS
sos. 6:25. e:b5, '7;2s. 7i55SS 1;Ss, 1;Soss, ga:SSss
s:Ss.. s:SSs. 1870. S;sS6 I 1isSo p. m. u night.
Saturday only-11:5s q. M; l2:So
k:sh s:Sb. 1880. S:15. $3.50. s:55. 1900 pm
''sUi Sundays day and holidays sMay 80. July
4 Sept. s)-7:00. 500, $3.50, s;o5, 1000
io:5O. II; 40 a. M; i2;45, d:45 Ego. s:so
$50 1850 D. M; 1900 night.
Express trains.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20
Some Butter.


Two farmers had an argument as to
whether billygoat or ram was the
greatest butter. So they tied a heavy
mawl to the branch of a tree so 1t
would swing free and turned a billy
goat into the field. The billygoat
butted the mawl for about an hour
and got tired. Then they turned ram
into the field. The ram started in
butting and was still butting when
the farmers got tired and went to
bed. The next morning the farmers
went to the field to see how the ram
was making 1t. The ram had butted
his head and body off. and there was
nothing left but his tall, and 1t was
still butting the mawl.
Always Borrowed.
1t makes fellow fuss and frown,
When he must take O trip,
To have to send to Smith or Brown
And borrow back his grip.
Luke McLuke.
Not only will he fuss and frown,
He'll throw a fit,
When he gets word from Smith and
Brown
That they are using 1t.
Newark Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1917-07-20

oh, lucky prehistoric men,
You suffered cold and heat.
But autos did not bump you when
You tried to cross a street.
Birmingham Age-Herald.