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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
JINGLES
FROM SHORTHAND
Speaking of fight managers. The
Baiser IS hitting about seventeen million.

Speaking Of fight managers. The
baiser IS hitting about seventeen million.
And u Ty Coon could see Billy Niske
Lit he would turn emerald with envy
Owing 20 the hieh cost OF living. the
membership of the wren fauciers' assoc
cation has fallen off
They say IL il dangerous Ia get
into the treuche~- Just like men
fi"ninE the Homc to an Ohio mill
tiamHn-
The greatest winter sport We can
think of is looking Tor Furnished
apartment in I'll iaeo- It's no use
Perry it can't hc done
1c Hard Bottled I:==> gathered
last night at the EIit~- and u love
u time was had ny All. LNeu the
Lady killer WAS fhrrc. all dollrd
uR in q flowing tie and his lovely
white hnt-uhich doesn't catch
much dust
with fhcrr economy spree. auE play Or
.-no hTer-f had his sriIrV sha.
should pc a- thankful a= tur'.
that has -ot throu-h Thanksgiving 1nd
Christmas with his neck intact
lots 81 spectators survive = sjH-
dnH bicycle race hut think OF the
terrible nportaIftH there would IL
10 fbcrc should h- = >iH-dHs ha~-
kctbaH game:
Willard may bee made Zoo u,ls-rc G.-
length ou the floor SOME dfN. Hut a.
d.. keeps expanding. Dice may 1o WORSE
and measure his rreadtn-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
Rail ROAD AND AUTOMOBILE TIME TABLES

-1~--~-~-~---~-~0~-~-~-----
baggage carried free L H James. Tatn1'-
New Mexico
LAKE VALLEY, Hillstoro and kingston
auto stage and express line meets all trains
n Lake Valley Wire At my expense tor
special trips anywhere al any time Rates
reasonable r. ". Mister. Hillsboro. n II
ENGLE-HOT SPRINGS-ChIOrids via Ele-
plant Butte: mail cars daily except Sunday
leaving Eugle at : a. n Also service cars %
any point any time. The government depends
en- me; so can you Ask for h A. Barry.
EnEle y. "
IORDSBURG. TYRONE. SILVER CITY
auto. leaves Lordsburg dafly I p m via
Tyrone. leaves Silver City daily a m, via
Tyrone Through fare one way IS: round
trip ST. silver City TO Tyrone one way
s. 90: round trip $500. Scott Garage. Lords
burg. y ". Broadway Hotel. Silver City
=. "
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
tabs TID-BITS F 81
Mitt Me Duke, Mitt Me.

" 7HEN DARCY YOU are imposed at S tent and
w Won e big he bet that he weighed go R7r
ssri,5s little o Broadway with inc
,, % a when he's tired working get tlat ntue
with the big dogs,hi a the Carilse ucN inc guy
let pOpuIaee his weight account an
bcve startb betting Miner ~ nave d W.
hank Icoko han a Springs drug bill
NIKE DOLIN IRISH Cuban received De IRON fi that 5s oi
IN latter staten %
10 T Ir anywhere forty rounds LOOKS as though 'n F
picking Dillon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
loo MANY Socks.

She had nom a hole wittHr her hose.
She remarked. I'm N grepious need
Bat Christmas came NTH minds that jLo5.e
And then she said. I'm a oenhpede.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
Willie Lewis. Proprietor.

WILLIE LEWIS IS Of buying road b n,bt r7i
, ONE for time Willie, ~aud set it lot riur, sn
awkin and 1t up as
Isz1g place I could NTH eiLo up ~ van
Saturday nights and get away with piece " 7
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
HUMPHREYS As PILOT.

The McAlester club of the Western
association announces that II has
signed Jimmy HUMPHREYS TO manage its
team again next year and that he al
ready is on the JOB, busy with plans 70
fill the gaps made in his team by the
loss Of Yardley, White and Naylor.
We own the best line or 5-passenger
ears in the city. Montana Auto Service.
Phones 265-7575.-Ady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

IAS CRUCES auto line. for Mesiila valley
points: leaves Herald office each wees caS
- q 4. n m Fares f-ort FL Paso 10 Canu-
+frro --c- Anthony. s1-ee- Bcrino. sl--9-
Vado 81 50- Mesquite. sf-15- NESTLE PARK
S.O0: Las Cruces, 5000 Leaves r. t- Jn-i-'
D. IN daily.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
LOWER VALLEY.

RI PASO-CIINT-Whee i-r.s car leaves
Clint for 1T Paso daily. including SundaS-
IN $50 a. M Returning % Clint the car
leaves The Herald office at 3-45 p m TX
press and parcels carried
FABENS-CLINT-EL PASO automobile stage
lire. Nr- knights ca- leaves Herald oifice
AZ $50 g. IN. daily and sunday - cents %
"a Tho Herald office or phone ti-9J-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

CARLSBAD AND LONiNGIONs y. MY
Auto mail and passenger line leaves Cars
bad daily except sundays at a m Tor
Pearl Monument. Nadine. Hobbs. Knowles
and Lovington. arrives AZ Lovtngtcn at 5
?. same day
Cars leave Lovin Eton daily except Sunday
At a. m. for Carlsbad and all intermediate
points
Monument 81: to Nadine. $780, 20 Hobbs.
$3.50. t. knowles. $50: 70 Lovington- $3.50
one dollar OF On all round tripSs . lbs
tarracs clrrisf Tree
Phone u Csrlsbad Auto Co. CARLSBAD.
N.w Mex H G Keer. Mgr-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
NC SPRINGS. Lanesa. Tex. auto
TTBBOCK. TEXAS. PLAINS AND TATUA.
MN MN. AUTO LINE.

Leaves Lubbock Tex. daily except Sunoag
r,-7i,- bronco and Tatum. New Mex Cars
make connections at Tatum for Lovington
and Carlsbad Return trip leaves Iatum at
o. III. daily except sunday. Arrives AZ
I.rbbo-< 8 p. m same day
Fare from Lubbock-To Meadow. 81; 70
fsrsvufield s.. 90 Gomez Ss-50s to Plains
So. TO Bronco. s.: 10 Tatum IS
ON ALI round trips one dollar of c G
Abbott * sons. Lubbock. Tex Phones S4S.
$50. Lubbock. Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
WEST TEXAS.

~-~~~~~~~--~--~@~~~-~~Hr'-~-
OWEGO-BUENA VISTA auto mail line
r.very DAY except Sunday Fare one way
NARFA-FORT DAVIS auto mail line leaves
Fort Davis daily ana Sundays a. m
Leaves Maria D IN. one way $50: round
trcp S4-00 c. ". Davis. proprietor
NONAHANS. Grand Falls and Kermit Auto
Mail Line-Leaves Mountains a. n ever
,ilv except Sunday: service cars In eonnec-
tom W r. Beatty. Prop
BIG SPRINGS. Lauesa. Tex. Auto Ltns
Leaves Big Springs daily except sunday at
$50 q r1- arriving LsmeSa via Soash anu
Suaranberg. at l. noon. returning to Big
Springs same day at p m $3.50 one way
81 90 round trip Cordiu & Smith. Props.
Isie Springs Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
Innuisitive Willie.

Inquisitive Willie.
Hogv was the poor dead umpire
dad,
Cut off in his prime:
Mhv. some fan gave him n house
lad
One brick at a time
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

Wv YORK, Jan. What is the
M secret of the long lived bail
-Taref
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05
KOSWELL-cARRIzOZO MAIL LINE,
CARLSBAD AND LOYINGTON, y. MEX

Through fare one way fe-4o- 1ntern1eolate
points 81 per mile. Baggage carried Up 10
I-5 pounds FIFTY pounds tree- Excess a.
lie Per pound
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

They say IL j. dangerous 10 get
into the freUche~- Just IiAe men
fi"ninG the Homc to an Ohio mill
fiamHu-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

Gronchy Gus Says: bat Nelson
and other former lightweight
champs had durable heads but all
n IiShtvveI=hf boxer needs row
ahnvS is a durable pair Of ankles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-01-05

The greatest winter sport We Ca
think of is looking Tor furuishe
apartment in III fasc- It's no us'
Perry. st. can't hc done.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

In the senate chamber. At twelve
o'clock the president pro tempore ad-
ministered the oath of Office prescribed
by law to the vice president-elect.
Immediately following the taking Of
the oath of Office by Mr.. Marshall, the
newly elected senators of the United
States were sworn into Office. Then
the vice president made this announce
ment: "The sergeant-at-arms Of the
senate will carry out the order Of the
senate for the Inauguration Of the pres
ident of the United States"
The president-elect, accompanied by
the chief justice Of the United States,
the joint committee on arrangements,
the associate justices of the Supreme
Court, the foreign ambassadors and
ministers plenipotentiary, the members
Of the senate, preceded by the vice
president and secretary of the senate,
the holdover members of the house of
representatives, preceded by the Off
GERS of the house who have just relin-
pushed Office by virtue of the expira-
ton Of their terms, and other distin-
guished guests made their way to the
inaugural stand
Inauguration Of the President.
The procession, headed by the presi-
dent-elect. wound through the east SEN
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09
WILSON AGAIN IS
MADE PRESIDENT
Chief Executive Indicted Into
Office With Due Ceremony.
PATRIOTISM MARKS THE DAY
Vice President Marshall First Takes
the oath-lmposing, Inaugural Pa
rade 10 Largely Military in It's
Nature-FIags and illumination.
BY EDWARD q. CLARK.

Washington, March 5. - Woodrow
Wilson has been inaugurated president
Of the United States for the second
time, and Thomas r. Marshall has
come into his own as vice president of
the United States for the second time
In company with the chief executive.
For several nights prior to the in
auguration, Washington was flood Of
light. Thousands of American citizens
came to the capital Of their nation
from all over the United States to wit
ness the ceremonies attending the in
auguration. The situation of the coun-
try in reference to its foreign relations
added more than a touch Of serious
ness and a distinct favor of patriotism
to the entire proceedings. Washington
is city Of flags at all times, but it
became ten times a city Of flags one
day before the ceremonies Of inaugu-
ration.
President Wilsond drove from the White
House to the capitol with his wife at his
side. In the carriage with him were
two members of the congressional COM
mittee which had general charge of
the ceremonies, and of which Senator
Oyerman of North Carolina is chair
man.
Vice President Marshall, with Mrs.
Marshall in the carriage with him, was
escorted in like manner to the capitol.
Big Crowds, Many Flags.
From an early hour the sidewalks
were crowded with persons waiting to
see the president and ''the first lady
Of the land" pass along the avenue to
the place Of the oath-taking. All the
windows commanding a view of Penn
sylvania avenue also were crowded
with 6nlookers. The red, white and
blue was everywhere in evidence. The
only foreign flags to be seen in Wash
ington were those flying from the flag
poles Of the foreign embassies and
legations which, even though they are
located in the city of Washington, are
recognized as being foreign territory.
Vice President Marshall was resworn
into Office before the Inauguration of
the president. The exercises took place
In the senate chamber. The legisla-
tive day of March 8. so far as the SEN
ate was concerned, had been continued
by recesses until the hour Of IL noon
of the calendar day March 5.
The president pro tempore of the
senate presided at the ceremonies pre-
ceding the administering Of the oath to
the vice president-elect. The president
of the United States, the members of
the cabinet, the foreign ambassadors
and other notable guests occupied seats
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

ate door, the main corridors Of the
senate aud through the rotunda of the
capitol to the place set for the oath
taking. On reaching the inaugural
stand, woodrow Wilson took place
directly in front of Edward D. White,
the chief justice of the United States,
and the chief clerk of the Supreme
court, James D. Maher. The sergeant
alarms Of the senate and the congress
sional committee on arrangements were
Immediately on the left of the presi-
dent. The vice president, the associ-
ate justices of the Supreme Court and
the members of the senate sat upon his
right.
When all were assembled Chief JUS
tice White, having in his right hand the
open Bible upon which the hands of
many former presidents have rested,
advanced to Woodrow Wilson and adj
ministered to him this oath, which is
imposed by the Constitution Of the
United States:
"You do solemnly swear that you
will faithfully execute the office of
president of the United States and
will to the best of your ability, pre-
serve, protect and defend the Consti-
tuition Of the United States"
Woodrow Wilson said in a firm
voice, II do" and he became for the
second time president Of the United
States of America.
Then the president delivered his in
augural address and on it's conclusion
he made his way with Mrs. Wilson to
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

Thomas Jefferson's dinner, on the
day when he signed the Declaration
of Independence, was carried in
basket which is now in the possession
Of ]. A. Mcdonald Of Lee county, Vir-
ginia.
The completion of the Burrinjuck
dam in New South Wales will finish
the irrigation project in that section.
Two rivers, formerly subject to floods
and running dry, are held up by the
dam so that constant supply of water
is assured. Seven thousand farms will
be benefited by this Improvement
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09
CONVERSATIONS

Wong Chez, Chinese highlander, was
wearing heavy shirt of mail when ar
rested. The shirt weighed % pounds
and was made Of closely woven steel
links, double-meshed.
Guatemala's annual corn production
amounts to 100000 quintals of 104.4
pounds each. This suffices for domes-
tic consumption only, as corn is the
most important food In that country.
Beans rank next In Importance as
national food
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

son is determined to throw the full
weight of the United States into the
scales on the side of the allies. ~
This nationwide sentiment was
manifest as the German people "di-
gested" the speech of the chancellor
in the reichstag. 1t was the first time
in DIR. Bethmann-Hollweg's career
that he voiced criticism of Americas
attitude in this war.
For two and half years he had
been constantly under the fire of his
opponents, the "Tirpitzites," for "ca-
tering to America"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

Knew Nothing of 1t.
At the japanese embassy in this city
it was declared that if the German
proposal of an alliance ever reached
Tokyo it was regarded as merely a
new ebullition of German "kultur"
and that it was thrown in the waste
basket, where it belonged.
He asserted no such proposal had
been made to the embassy here and
that if it had been no attention would
have been paid to it.
He said: "The whole idea was alb
solutely preposterous."
In order to make an alliance with
Germany, he added, it would be neces-
sary for Japan to break with the allies
and negotiate a separate peace with
the Teutonic powers. But above all
that, he said, the Japanese sincerely
desired friendly relations with the
United States.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09
WILLING TO FIGHT AMERICA
Chancellor HoIIwee's Speech Regard
ed as Preparing People Of Ger
many for Conflict.

Berlin, March 2.-Declaration of
war on Germany by the United States
would be no surprise to the German
people.
1t is no exaggeration to say they
look for it and would be rather sur
prised if it did not come.
They are convinced President Will
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1917-03-09

Carranza Was Offered Financial Sup
port in Attempt to Reconquer Texas,
New Mexico and Arizona - Won
5ernstorff and Others involved
High Official at Japanese Ambassy
at Washington Denies Receipt Of
Kaiser's Proposal.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02
oivins Credit

We venturo the aAsaEfiOn that
there rs my number a our readers
who will pick up the Chieftain
glance over the ads note . number
Of attractive olRerinss from our mer-
chants. and thsn 60 straight to the
houses making these o6ers and
make their purchases. In many
cases the customer secures . decided
bargain by his promptnses.
1Sw,, \ tha merchant. had any
insane Of knowing how many Of hle
epstomsra aAcured their knowledge
Of his io9er3aOs from the oDlumns d
the Chisftsin. he could placs . cor
ret sgtimats on the yaius TO him
q the spaaS that he lssi ID this
pepN 70 dl1semihate his store news.
And 4 isbueEAasti to himself and
the unbdahaa thst he ahess3d hsvs
thig-hnowle3se -:
Ds9r rebd3f. Just at this point
You can confer : great fSvor Oh
both your publisher and your mer-
chant, and 4 win cost yon absolute
II nnthine. either In money. time or
effort. asr
III you Win simply state when eal
ling ior my fuek advertised article,
Z saW yopr "a in the Chieftain."
ypu will b giving him Just the In
fermaAien hesh most dssirous Of
obtaining md Of the same time
ypue ueKM kiva.IppF paper Just credit |
for ite eAorts In ypur and his be
half. ssF I ~ - s
This may seem . simple little favor
We ask 81 yo1 But 1t Il Big In pos
abilities to us and to you. II
EVERY merchant could know Just
hoy many Of ahis customers were
attracted by his ads, many more
would advertise, and YOUR opper-
tupities would be doubled and mul
tiplied.
May We not hope you win bear
tht in mind when next you make
purchases?
Let's ALL give full credit.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02
I.0YI.

Love Is that indescribabls some
thing that gets into q fellows sys-
TEN about the time his moustache
begins to come out. and II generally
stays with him until after he Is
married. It makes him sick In q
way that he likss,, md instead Of
doctoring for the germ, he does all
he can to give It . nice, fat living.
Having never been . girl. we don't
know how they feel when In love
but we imagine they feel just like
big chunks Of candy wanting some.
one to come and eat them up.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

In 1907 Wright fisw Q quarter Of
. mile In an aeroplane. and smashed
his machine because Of pulling the
wrong lever. Three years later the
first successful flight was made ae-
ross the English channel. Recently
a squadron Of fourteen flew 1000
miles without hitch or break.
That's an evolution that augers we'll
for the future of air navigation.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02
An Old Mans stomach.


A. he grows older and less active.
less and less food Is required to
meet the demands Of our bodies.
II too much is habitually taken,
the stomach will rebel. When .
man reaches the advanced age 81 s.
or 80. you VIII find that ha is .
li9ht eater. BE rs careful as you
win. however, you will occasionally
eat more than you should and will
feel the need Of Chamberlain's Tab.
lets to correct the disorder. These
tablets do not contain pepsin, but
strengthen the stomach and enable
It TO preform its functions naturally
Thsy also cause q gentle movement
OF the bowels.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

According to statistics in q war
bulletin, issued recently by the Ma.
tionai Geographic Society from its
headquarters at Washington. d. c.,
. first-class private in the United
States Marine Corps serving abroad
draws $4l q year more than Q Rus.
sian colonel: 964 . year more than
9 German lieutenant for the first
three years; $Sl year more than
q first lieutenant Of the Austrian
army. and Sl9 year more than q
junior lieutenant In the service OF
Italy.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Senator Borah. Of idaho, hss an,
nosineed tMhat - he yill Hot 81 ! esn:
didAte for reelection 70 the United
States Senate and i y peportsd
that number Of ldsho people ste
urging Mra Borah 70 make tfe
race Eytdsntly those Idaho efolks
are strong on having IN aold wo>
man" In the senate. = ss's % ,','
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Somehow or other we hardly look
for the new National party to SO
cure much Of a foothold In America
politics. It's a good deal like a
third big base bail league-a few
fans will support it for awhile. but
they soon slip back to their old
love for a look at a real game. The
Democrat and Republican parties
have always put up a pretty good
brand OF politics, and II q man can't
md what he wants In one Of those
two parties he'd better stay at home
and tend the baby while his wife
does the voting.-Rocky Ford Tri.
bune.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02
]. E. Saunders s Son /,

R. o. Casady has sold his Bacca
County Democrat to !. couple 81 ex.
perienced Newspaper men in the
persons Of H. L. Almon and F. j.
Graves. and the boys have proceed.
ed to shine 'er mp . Bit -s
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Congressman Keating has been
In the county the past several days
getting next to the people and urg.
ing subscription to the Liberty
Loan. He is as popular as ever in
this section. ~
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Some Of the newspsper boys who
are predicting the downfall of the
Kaiser in the next several months
are at loss to know just whore to
send him. Never mind, the Kaiser
is already headed for hot corner
that has long awaited him.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

The newspaper boys never miss
an opportunity to tack q few aet-
ters onto0a word to suit their pur-
pose. One OF their latest is q refer.
ence to some 'Hooverized Food
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

The farmers who are dissatisfied
with the price OF s220 on wheat
have evidently forgotten all about
the consumer-the price'is doubtless
none too low for him. .! !s13
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Liberal Reward-will be paid tor
Information leading to the recovery
OF one white mare with brand on
left hip and with reached main:
one small bay mare un.brnded with
foretop cut short in front; one gray
marc foretop cut, brand on shoul.
der. Information to E. W. England
Ranch.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

After all-the consumer is the
poor devil that is to pay the flddl
er In lot Of this pricefxin' bust
ness.
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

subssrib. 10. tn. ohi.s..ln.-xev
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Subscribe for the ohi.ftain-Now
The Holly chieftain., 1917-11-02

Watch this paper next wset 10
see who was hoIdins tie mystss;isoUs
key,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-24
BLACK AND GOLD
SELECTS editor

The Mckinley high school student
body held a special election Friday
9nd chose the editors of the school
publication, the Black and Gold. The
editor for this year will be Earl Nc.
Taggart, and, as manager, he will have
Frank Padgett, who has already been
chosen to lead the basketball five.
The election was held chiefly for the
selection of these literary lights who
viii handle the magazine, but student
body officer was also chosen to take
the place of gin who did not return
to school.
Miss Jorgine Jensen was the forum.
ate one, and she now takes the vice
presidency Of the school organization.
Tsukiyama, president of this organf-
ration, and the other officers were all
elected at the end of the spring term.
A number Of changes are planned in
the student body government which
will greatly facilitate the handling OF
the various sports, and at the same
time give the students more direct
hand in the management Of their own
affairs.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-24
ONLY THOSE MAGAZINES
BEARING NOTICE MAY BE
FORWARDED FOR PENNY

Secretary Raymond C. Brown con.
ferred with Postmaster D. H. Mac.
Adam Saturday in regard to the mag.
azines which may be mailed to sol.
diers by placing cent stamp on the
cover and handing it to postman.
Only those magazines which print a
notice on the cover to the effect that
If a cent stamp is placed on the
notice the postoffice department. VII
see that it reaches an American sol
der, will be accepted by the depart.
ment. All others will be refused I'M
less properly wrapped, stamped and
addressed to some individual. j..