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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

second joint Is good serving II grown
on a normally active chicken and with
a good helping of mashed potato, plen-
ty Of good gravy and another vegetable
win make a good main dish even for
the hearty man. The drum sticks may
be boned, stuffed and used as another
meal, the wings, neck and back as a
stew with biscuits and gravy aud there
will still be enough bits to combine
with apple, celery, and few nuts to
make most sustaining salad for lun-
cheon. BY planning to cook vegetables
with meat in casserole, the meat sea-
sons the vegetables and a small serv-
Ing will satisfy. Creamed chicken on
toast may be one way to use the breast
and other bits carefully removed from
the bones. The bones, crushed and
cooked in cold water will make cup.
full or two of good broth, which may
commence the dinner. OF course we
will not enjoy chicken for four meals
closely following, but before there Is
opportunity for any spelling it may be
acceptably served.
The back and neck may be made into
vegetable stew by adding carrots,
onions, potatoes and celery with rice
and cooking a long time well covered
In the oven. For an invalid the deli
cate fillet taken from the breast broll-
ed in a well-greased paper, makes a
most dainty tid-bit.
The breast may be cooked, cut in
slices and served as sandwich filling
with bacon, making a most popular
and satisfying sandwich.
Chicken JeIIy.-Take one chicken
breast cut fine, and add to a pint of
hot chicken stock. Dissolve a package
Of gelatin in a little cold water and
add it to the hot stock. Season well
and pour into q mold. Serve cut In
various shapes as salad or nodded In
small forms served on lettuce with
mayonnaise or boiled dressing.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

StiNe WIllle llouI,
be palatable and
yet offer n variety.
Oat meal bread
may be prepared in
several ways and
makes a most ac-
ceptable, tasty and
wholesome loaf.
N-A-N nl
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
Beautiful euenes Aires.

There are in the city of Buenos
Aires 81 parks, promenades, and plazas
with q total area Of about 1927, 600
square meters (abGut 2-G6e acres).
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

Let me not hurt by any selfish deed
Or thoughtless word, the heart of foe
or friend:
Nor would I pass. unseeing. worthy
need
Or sin by silence where I should de-
fend.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
MARK TWAIN

uUU NHUWo W HtTt.
'Tn due time they received a reply
from Mr.. Clemens which said briefly,
He did,"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
Cruel. Pa.

-DId you tell your father had been
on long yacht cruise and was a real
live snlt?"
"Y"s; and he said he was glad, as
yOti'G always been too fresh"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

pineapple Juice, and the juice of half
a lemon, cook together in a double
boiler. Beat the yolks of three eggs,
add tablespoonful of sugar, a fourth
of a teaspoOnful of salt, gradually
beat in the hot fruit juice and cook
over hot water until smooth and thick.
When cold and ready to use add whip
ped cream to make it of the consisten,
cy desired.
It's easy to tell the toiler how best to
carry his pack,
And no one can rate a burdens
weight till he feels the load on his
back
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
sEAsoNABLE DISHES.

Lay a thick slice of ripe tomato on
a lettuce leaf, then ON the tomato
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
His Joke.

wayne got off n great mother-in-
law joke the other night"
'"Thats so? What was it?"
"He said he was very fond Of l-er."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

Birmingham saIad.-Set upon heart
leaves of lettuce two slices Of plneap-
pie, cut half way through the sections
for eating and In the center place ball
of seasoned cream cheese after cover
ing the whole with dressing. To make
the dressing take a half cupful of the
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
SOMETHING ABOUT BREADS.

There are enough kinds of bread to
be prepared in the home, which will
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
SOMETHING TO EAT.

We have been instructed in several
languages this year to use cornmeal
ond xr,hsNo
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
CHICKEN FOR TWO.

Many housewives who have but two
or three In family hesitate 70 buy
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

NAAAA - ~ W 40 ~
flour, which we are
all willing to do;
here's hoping we
do not run out of
cOrnmeal.
Corncake. Sift
together one cup
full of flour, three
fOf1rfhC Of m o,,v0f,,I
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26

find him. 1 think he is some place in
Europe, so we had better put on s.
cent stamp SO the two sat down
and composed letter which they ad.
dressed to
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1917-10-26
Attack We. Protection,

1t is safer to be attacked by SOM
zen than t. be protected BY them.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
MISS SOLEN BRIDE
I0F Mr.. CANNING AT
ST. CHARLES CHURCH
Popular Couple United In
Wedlock With impress
sive Ceremony

Miss Mary Helena Solen, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas solen. of
31s Janes street became the bride Of
Mr.. Charles Henry Canning, son of
Mrs j. H. McAwIey, 143 Orchard
street. at st. Charles r. C. church at
o'clock this morning. Rev. Patrick
J. McGivney, pastor, solemnized the
marriage and celebrated the nuptial
mass. Miss Elizabeth M. Solen, sis
ter of the bride, acted as bridesmaid
and James H. Solen, brother az the
bride, was the groomsman
The bride was charmingly eowned
IN white georgette crepe with hat to
match She carried a bouquet of
white sweet peas. The bridesmaid
was dressed in pink georgette crepe
with hat to match She carried a
shower bouquet Of pink sweet peas.
Miss Loretta Payden, organist,
played the bridal chorus from Lohen-
grin as the bridal party entered the
edihce. While the ceremony was
being performed, John Miles sang
%, Promise Me-" and at the offertory
Ave Maria" During the mass Miss
Payden played Dvorak's "Humor-
esque" and Perfect Day" At the
OoASAA0AOA VI LAG mass MGnd0lSSOhn' s
occasional was played.
Following the wedding a recep-
ton was held at the home of the
BRIDES parents at which the bridal
party and few invited guests were
present. The home was artistically
decorated with blue and white, Mr
and Mrs. Canning left earay this af.
ternoon on an automobile tour tc
Portland, Me. They will be gone for
IL days and on their return will re-
side at East Main and Alpine streets
where the Bridegroom has fitted I'D a
cosy home.
Both bride and groom are widely
acquainted in the city. Mrs. Cannins
was formerly employed as steno-
grapher with the Booth & Plat Co.
Mr.. Canning is head of the cost de-
partment Of the Singer Manufaetur.
ing Co. and is a member of the Park
City council. No L. K. Of c., st
joseph's Z. B. and L. association
Clover club and Thunderbolt A. c..
They were the recipients of man,
beautiful and costly gifts.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
ENEMY BANKS SOLD.

London, July 16-Financial London
was greatly interested in the public
auction, by order Of the public trus-
tee, Of enemy banks in the heart of
the financial district. There was a
large attendance of bankers and
financiers and bids came freely for
the Deutsche Bank (Berltn) for
which Messrs. Barclays bank paid
$1,000, 900.
The Dresdner Bank buildings were
taken by the London City and Mid
land Bank for 100000 and the Dis
conto Gesellschaft premises sold for
$3.50, 900 to the Corporation of Lloyds.
The FREEHOLD and premises of the
George and vulture Inn" with its
memories Of Dickens, Swift and John
Wilkes were withdrawn after bids up
20 $4,000 had been made.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
Bankers Club Give
Recruiters Luncheon

Major Gerald Birlzs and Captain w.
A. Cameron. here on furioush from
their work among the Y. M. c. a. es-
Establishments in France, were guests
of honor yesterday at a luncheon
given by 200 Canadians of the city at
the Bankers club. The two men are
taking back to France with them
$3.50, 90, which they raised in Canada
for the r M. &C. A. work.
The tents OF the Young Mems Chris
tian association. according to Major
Bdra1a. follow close dehind the fighting
kdine ga 1t Gxngea. GagMagd BY ths
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
20 PER. CENT. TAX ON MATCHES

Mexico City, July ia tax of 20
per cent. Of the original selling price
was placed on matches in Mexico
July 1. This Is in the form of a
stamp tax, stamps to be affixed to
each carton by the manufacturers. To
protect the match industry tax Of
one peso import duty has been placed
on each metal lighter brought into
Mexico after July 81. The metal
lighters, most of which operate on the
old flint and steel principle, are wide
1y used in Mexico and are manufac-
tured in foreign countries.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16

Eighteen men from Fort Myer train
ing camp were deailed to attend the
Canadian Royal Flying Corps School
at Toronto.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
CIRCUS WARNS OF FRAUD

The Barnum & Bailey Circus, at
Fargo, North Dakota. has sent word
broadcast to police departments Of the
United States asking for the appre-
hensien of an individual giving his
names as Charles Brown. who is al
legged to have collected money in the
name of the circus without sanction
efthe Officials,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
DECLINES IN MARK IN
NEUTRAL EXCHANGES

London, July 16-The decline in
the value of the German mark on
neutral exchanges as compared with
pre-war PARTIES is shownAin the fol-
lowing table Of exchange for 100
marks:
Amster- Copen- Stock
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16

FLORAL BOUQUETS
AND DESIGNS.
JOHN KEcK s. SON.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16

AT the latest Amsterdam quotations
the value of mark In English cur
rency Is So marks 9S pfennigs for the
pound sterling which makes the mark
worth about 611 pence instead of a
shilling.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
-
LOSS OF APPETITE. -
~
I LOSS OF WEIGRE.
SLEEPLESSNES, ETC.

are all overcome by iRecupertap.. thea
are made after the formula Of Dr.. Al
bert Robin. tho famous French phyd.
clan. and are being used very largely
IN Paris and other European ca pifals.
When taken for o short while thev
Will give positive relief in all cases 81
nervous exhaustion. mental depressicx.
lack OF vitality. general debility. ane-
mia. etc.
The Glycerophosphates Of which
Recupertabs are composed, contaiE
the slemert necessary to overcornn
these conditions They are now beins
prescribed and recommended by may
physicians in this and foreign CONS.
tries a. the best. quickest and sure.e
nerve and blood tonic that they kroW
Of. &Ina
Recupertabs are Tor sale AZ an druw
stores At sec and 800 par packaes
or Will be sent direct upon receipt of
Dg3ea.
Curtis Chemical Co.. No. as weuR
98rd St.. New York. Distributed n
Bridgeport and vicinity by J. D. HarsSs
GAM No. 81 Fairfield Avenue-AAV.
RI stf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16

time the Canadians had taken vimy
Ridge, he said. they were suddenly
aware of a tent that had sprung APP
pairently from nowhere, and Y. M. c.
A. workers were serving hot tea and
coffee to the weary troops.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16

Farmer Want Ads. One Cent wopa,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-07-16
NO FREE RIDES FOR
SOLDIERS ON TROLLEY

New Haven, July 16--Trustees Of
the ConnecticutCo., at a meeting Sat
urdays decided not to allow soldiers
dn uniforms to ride free Of charge on
Itrol1eys in the city.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
rioNIIH NNNIlliONN
pEIiIli1iiIfA ENTERTAINED

ON NHdu Iay afternoon. u h.u.
az Mr. J. 81 Kindred o. FuH.u
uHp with 0nr I.io. Nr Buchanan
or Kentucky. a tIuUr Nr irr
MrH vs. 49, WetrlI entertained .
number of ..r ODD uma friend
MrH kinl..I IFt pioneer AMARILLO
1n md. tn .rtersii0u OF the aftrr
neon consisted mostly 0f rem
ofceH NJ the tIWn when Amarillo R.
o. village of only ONO hundred 600.
il'y population $3.50 f.ll uf the goo.
fellowship Chat prevailed WHOM tu
Methodist church Rls thn ono house
90 w0rHp UHu Dom BE- .rrH tu.
small for GOO and f.e "Hr. Front o..
auo popular homo ll fHr Christ
lhurrn With Captain Kindred tI.
superintendent of Che sunday school
s. d.Ii,IuU ESQ course luncheon
WAS served Htier wH.rH Mrs V.f.I'
presented fhD HnTarer O. bouquet COL.
,uruafI0u
Thor .earf n. participate Ir fl.
frrN f.HrHUIl Har Included tH.
lI..t n. I.... .HI ur.I TH..
S. 3d. Madden g.. H E.sf. f.
Nre,lmr II..H. Iru,.. ' N..I.
lru IWI.u.,r I...
ItIruhH'iH I. 900 I'nnnH.'
unr uurr.f 49, . % Jackson. W o..
Cce aud HU.,i,l
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
TrTlij ~ti~IIC MEETING or
BAPTIST =. =. TEACHERS

Thn n.HHI annual banquet OF thr
officers and teachers of che First
Urr'l Church was hUIi Boo the par
iur of the church Friday evening
fIH. rUfh. astI. SUNDAY school
.lr. ... .'f. present and plans tprr
H'. q. how the school could bo
Ul.H... u HItb Increased interest
...r H rrU az war
IH. meeting v1s opened with "a
PRAYER br fhe pastor Rev. Wallace
H.'i otter which th" minutes of
... a.f meeting were read by Miss
A|I.r Warren a toast "Followiug
uH I.s CON H.' VAS given by G. s.
IluIU. H"' tie musical numbers
. f|. evening were coruet and
NH.r duet hF N..e-s Ralph Ilar-
uH-'.. lrI David CLARK. and reico.
u.a b.. on. sunday school orchcs-
fr. Hr. e. o. bishop gave toast
rh. Effect of War Conditions on
U"r sunday school Work. aud How
Nr H1II Meet o. and one of The
.rt.HaIuiHe features OF the ocu-
anr th' reading given by Elig-
3d. Mover.
E0''n. iue fhe -rorram. round
f.I.r r'Es W.re given among the
Interesting being she ono bv
H. F vineyard uho compared
TEACHERS meeting uifh thD first
.H raH heii rIEe yas ago Al
.nf H. hsirr 1000 Hf 700 fhrD.
.Hf 10 u1H YER gratifying indeed.
II .fH res fiaf number inrreao
f# Uf.. fHn number ~ teachers
900 attended THURSDAY evening
fff.r mfrI ~ 'Wuf rafiuns"
.r.IH
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
H.OtlNL Wusk OF mn CIUrHCH"
IPNORTH IEAGiL TORE

The EpVor'h League ~ mo Polk
itno' Method church vlll meet In
regular cssiou this evening ~ q ~
900 the ammo, OF Tho church. Tho pro.
um follow
1opi. Social work OF On,
"hur.
Bible L.oou Luke lith chapter
rar.
Leader 800 Orarr Parkinson
soeHl OblnflouH 90 % christian"
'ia Mary Dawn Works
Solo Mr. Griffin
Dealing With tho stewarts'--
Paul Armstrong
Violin Solo Miss Geraldine Liy
urt.u
"a service Not OF Money" Miss
kUtle Dn Holman
The Icsoud of tic pippcr' "Sys.
.oultc Charity. Thplma Cohlc.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
"IOMT ECONOMIC DIRT.
ADDED 10 CRY FEDERATION

~ an important called meeting
~ tho chs Federation hold Boo tHr
city Auditorium saturday afternoon
o. motion vas made and carried fn
ald tenth department Of work to
tar cts Federation % Doe known a8
t1c Homo Economic Department.
The aork uf thia department VIII
he toward The conservation of food
BOO our own community Mrs Uly
Wh.afIoF uaE elected chairman OF
thIH committee and thc immediate
working plan follows
Formation OF a. market. tho OBJ.
l"ri being tn rof tho town Humn
snd '.fs women Oh aurk together.
81. Madden aas appointed fu pro-
aeft plan. ar1 t1 urE. cooperation
o. Co., Farmers Institute nest slf-
urllr
committee was appointed t1
fNi' 'H''ls. restaurants uI board
.ur Hru..r "a. uaLr pro- request chat
fF f.N.. f.. .umrI. of fHr larr-
r .t.. .r serving rrIr as much a.
fna... MI. r.f Crf everyone IHfcr
rf'I n planting something
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
AL WORLD SITS A~uDI DAY
III PAY HONOR To MOTHERS

The whole world will combine CO.
day IN celebrating "Mothor's Day
THIS day. on which the best mo.
tIe' that over lived YON Il MOTH.
EH is honorcd by all sons and
daughters rot only in the tuii"d
siaios but IN Europe. Asia AuHroiI-
Ia, Canada and even Africa
Custom h1a chosen thc white car
nation 10 be- worn today
"Io'her's dav Has was origin
nt'd hy me late Mis- iuua Jarvis 1s
Philadelphia in 1907 She invited
friends 20 spend tho SECOND SUNDAY
"a May with her Go 90 mmemum'e
por mothers death and announced
her plan for the Observance OF
Mothers day"
She spread the campaign by writ.
ing letters 10 newspaper throughout
The country ani hy winning over 600.
hueniial men and women m favor
~ the ido1
Tho next year Mother Day" Was
celebrated in several ol the largest
cities % fthe United states. The yel-
lairf the idea spread through Eu-
rope 1ud now o. BIAS been nluu up
by large organizations 1f ga impor
TAM countries in che. world
The q 4 o. confederate yot"-.
ans. Sons ~ Veterans. secret and
fraiorral organizations on over the
country and in Europe have adopted
IN plan and are working 10 make 900.
D..'r'HH.e more popular The day s
Cor everyone. rcTnrdlcaf of religion
belief
Miss Jarvis choose tho white car.
nation as th" memory flower because
'its whuaucH ymb.lifcs OBJ, purity
81 % mother love" go. ondurau,. Dog
fidelity
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13
"IIi .uiI~" INTTRTNNTD
Ii uf-s Gt~TAAt -.

Taf fH. ffaI Grams and rafIrr.
iHr Incidental f0 o. termination
n t1ri fDrr unf interfere rifh
a. s.tpal rsrH HarIHr "IHf 600
n0 Fnrl.rf rood Uur before
To- finrf month separation. H..
Hf IfrrrH fHe Iarrr nuntfr
"a fnfufr fIat p.rIfI fI HH
lHffIu f.r fn Informal evening
fN.fI f fHr inmr ~ NIH lean
la. faIHH
fffHaiaH ~ raiffl TIaHiH Frfs
fan'Iff ar1 HNHfIlnH core ffH.
EI.fH HNrff ffIIFfffII f.ffIrf .H.
tH 900 mHsIT fHa0.HF cod nfH
n.'.HfHHH 9amff
IHHT fffH.f ff r
fH af afH ~ Fl H "a.
fWfH Na Nmff Haffif HHf
HHHH fHnH Go HnTfaH HIffm
If.FF nHfHIfsa nHf ilsFr
fs FT1 frff Hff#H naff
fifHfiH fHI|f lnIff Oh.
fTrf fiaFHi fHftHf nlfi HHf
W frrr fHHHHHa aFna AH
nrI aHrf haaia aH fHsHIH
FFes 49, HH fnnrr iHfs
fstts iahH NfsftsI ElIaf iifss
tIu flafnfasi. Sea ooidinf hHf
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13

Misses IurIinH Dr. .unrrot aud l'c'
nh k .t.u aud EuI' ncr1ur.sy 40.
Hf amarillo nrro honor guests at \
faNrHHm afternoon luncheon given
r.f.ri. afternoon hy Ar aui Mrs
IT,. e.. DhrH.rofh 'n 1cIer.ncc 60 it.
rff af fhs fIfHss aud to the fact that
Nr I|wI.t "a soon to leave for tlo
taInine camp ue national colon.
furnished thn lafnoie Of the dercra-
uua lr afHHInH te the honor guests
tI,r. sore present Nr and Mrs John
Nfian. Niesas bertha namcr0n and
fffrrff In .u.an Hereford Brand
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13

goa. 10 fHri.H ar|
H Il0nsnf. rhes of fHIs rff
FL UHiinf iH rar'afe iau aafHf
H 300 af 900 tuHH ~ fH A.
HHfsfesd fils go I'd anrinI lfffarn
f.r eHfHH Hrf bel nis HrIal "a ~
rI HfisH Hf arf aHlfnfif
iaHff Iss.eie aa. tlH 90 fnsnfr
ffr hesf Ish n fhs 80 FrTT
1000 fHfn fl I.I.f nrH hHfIr tna
I'H uaF ff IHnrf ha HHnft
nrH anf f'iH HaHi IHn.s af itsf BED
fHf ffHs aifanvnf a. fHf ff.sri
900 nn "A ianndra esNa
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1917-05-13

bert Fowler Hra0ham Backwoii.
Harold Fnmm Emm'tt Colt Ma.
tr 1WaddRnll Tho teachers o.
ATTENDING" Included Misses rt.fi
1un. nixon. Compton and Jackson
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-06
DADCY'S[Y[N|Nl
fairy TALE
s. hAQY GRAH!.AlNb0yNeR
RARE BUFFALoEs.

"Mrs. Buffalo," said Daddy. .was
watching the children growing up.
Little son Henry she said, will soon
be big buffalo. His horns are curved.
For such long time they have been
quite straight-the way all my sons
horns have been when young. But
now it shows Henry is growing up
he has beautiful horns which go off in
semi-circular curves"
"What are semi-circular curves Pn
asked Nick.
"They are curves which only go half
round-just like half a circle" an
swered Daddy. "And so Mrs. Buffalo
gazed with foRdness at her son.
Henry, Mrs. Buffalo's child. was
really much older than l think we
would guess"
"How old was he?" asked Nancy.
"About six months Old" said Nick.
Maybe a year DID," suggested
Nancy, ''if Daddy says he was older
than we would imagine when full
grown"
DduOy IduShcu anu SIlOUleu, bOlU
wrong!
snow Henry was born one May,
seven years before Mrs. Buffalo made
this speech. She did not know that
he was seven years old. She had not
stopped to count the years, but she
did know that he was at least a grown
up son because of his horns.
ITO be sure every spring of the
seven years she knew that she and
her family and cousins and relations
had all shed their coats and that they
had not bothered about new ones until
the fall. This had happened every
year. 1t was simply that Mrs Buffalo
had not counted how many years there
had been.
"'Come and talk to me- said Mrs.
Buffalo, as she noticed Mrs. Bison not
far away"
'What kind of an animal was Mrs.
Bison, Daddy?" asked the children.
Mrs. Bison belonged to the same
family of animals as Mrs. Buffalo.
Sometimes one is called a buffalo, then
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-06
Civilization.

Judge Shocknev, of the Randolph
county court, relates story of
friend of his who for many years sail
ed on the high seas, and was at one
time shipwrecked and drifted to
tropical island, says the Indianapolis
News. After landing on the island his
friend began TO investigate, and made
his way inland, in search of signs of
habitat ton, proceeding cautiously, fear
ing he would meet cannibalS. He wan
dered around until almost famished,
when suddenly he discovered a fire in
the distance. He hid himself until
dark, when he crept near enough to
hear voices. He listened for some
time, but could not make out what
was said Suddenly the voices grew
louder and an argument arose between
the men around the fire. One exclaim-
ed in q loud voice: 81 played the
jack" Another replied In angry tones,
You're liar" Shockney's friend al
once rushed up to them and cried out
Thank God for civilization. You are
Christians"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-06
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it is also called a bison. It is like
having two names that mean just about
the same thing.
But this buffalo had always been
called Mrs. Bison, and when Mrs. Buff
falO called her she went right over.
"'Good morning she said politely.
"'Good morning said Mrs. Buffalo.
How are you feeling? asked Mrs.
Bison.
swell, and how are you feeling"
az am feeling rare said Mrs. Bison.
"'What in the world does that
meanP asked Mrs. Buffalo.
1T means the way am feeling of
course answered Mrs. Bison.
eff that's the way you feel / am
sure / don't understand. Are you ill
at ALP
"'No, not at ALL, said Mrs. Bison.
"'Then whatever do you mean?
asked Mrs. Buffalo, who was becoming
more puzzled every moment.
. "I heard some people from long
distance off shout to each other, and
this is Wat they said when they
looked at me: do you see that buff
falo over there"
""Then some one else said, "Yes."
"'And after a little bit l heard a
third person say, "The buffalo is get
ting to be very rare these days." So,
you see, am right. l am rare-very
rare
""Then I must be feeling rare too
said Mrs. Buffalo. Your name is Bison
though you are the same as am, and
so I am every bit as rare as you are
"T suppose that is true said Mrs.
Bison. But you must give me the
credit for having heard that we are
rare. If l hadn't, we might never have
known it.
"'No, we probably never would have
known it, said Mrs. Buffalo.
"Tt must mean that we are gentle
and nice, even If we are stubborn and
always insist upon having our own
way. Of course now and again the
bulls get very angry, but we don't. And
perhaps it means that we are so very
large
emo said Mrs. Bison, I'm sure
from the way they were talking it
didn't mean anything usual like that.
1t must have meant that we were con-
sidered very wonderful
"'Perhaps,' said Mrs. Buffalo, but it
is nice to be feeling that way For
even though they did not know that
rare meant something unusual and
scarce, they liked the new word"