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The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
Out of the Mouths Of Babes

Richard. aged four. accompanied
by his mother. was watching regi-
n ent OF soldiers, headed by It's
band. marching by. Mamma" he
asked. what's the use OF all them
soldiers that don't make musicf-
Henry. aged ave, had been sent
to a store 70 purchase = pair u
stockings How long DO you want
them1" asked the clerk. Il don't
want TO borrow them" replied
Henry - want EN- 10 keep"
why Ruth" said = mother 70
her little daughter. who was cry
ina. what are you crying about -
Cause sobbed the little miss. II
started 70 make dolly bonnet and
II coined out bioomers."
Fouryesr-old Dorothy was shop
ping with her mother when u began
raining very hard. Mamma. she
agked. why does n RAIN "To
make the grass and vegetables grow
and the strawberries. that you love
40 we'll was The reply. But why
does II rain on the pavement7' de-
mAnded Dorothy.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
The Old Gardener Says

The seeds Of the new Cardinal
Climber should Be started In
doors now. one to pot. aed the
little plants set In a sunny place
In the open ground when danger
OF frost has passed. This II one
OF the brightest. sbowiest climb
ers that csn be grown, and when
IN iull bloom IL sure to win the
admiration OF the neighborhood.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
Which Way Is North?
" On. FRANK CRANE
tCopyrfght. 1915. BY Frank Crnno1

AnoAe sfe sone people VINO a1WuyS
know which way is north.
But have seen public speaker refer
to England and point in the direction of
the Philippines.
Ii In a distressing sensation b b
turned around" There are some citiss
where the sun Rises In the west. hvod
in such town once for year. Ilearned
which was north: but, bless youi Kern
ing north does no good; you have 10 ~
1t. i never did 90 long as ! Remained
IN the place. The only directions thnk
soaked into my consciousness were Up
and Down.
Chicago Is the best American city for
directions. There are only three. There
is no east II you try TO 60 east you sst
into the lake.
There are also people whose minds
have no faculty Of orientation. Thsy
think logically enough, but they never
know which way they are headed. They
60 fast enough, but IL Ia around and
around. like q man lost In q Dakota biz
zard. After enormous exertion they
wind up where they began.
II is Characteristic of sanity TO -
ones bearings and to keep them.
The sane man Is always glAncing
about, to square his new fact with the
old ones.
The man who follows one idsa whittier
soever it leads, in entire disregard Of
the old tried ideas he has lived on N
his life, is a bit crazy.
For the most important thing to do
with any truth Is to At it In with the
truths you already have on hand.
There's not much use getting stsam
up, hosting the blue Peter, and racing
out to sea, unless you have compass
and are bound for somewhere.
For instance. the strenuous life ID
vigorously cracked up; but IL Is wen
first to know what you are going to b
strenuous about and whether IL il worth
while.
Enthusiasm is good but when you are
just enthusiastic generally and about
everything you make us tired; take an
hour off and find something worth stew
ing over.
Study, the acquisition of knowledge, h
often pursued as a rambling, aimless
self-indulgence. One day spent in APP
plication,. with some specific end in view.
-, worth month Of soO.s --,.--les4nx.
Likewise in character itself there ID
a vast deal of wasted sentiment because
there are no carefully thought out d.
liberately chosen principles What use-
less martyrdoms, what vain earnestness
what futile consciehtiousness WHEN
there is no ever fixed pole" to our con-
victionsl
How many lover has come TO xrief
because he did not know which way 3
north
How many politician has failed, how
many business man has been wrecked
how many young woman has found
only disillusion and wretchedness Iwhsro
she hoped for JOY. how many marriaso
has collapsed, how many a writer has
sunk his book in oblivion--all bscause
they did not know which way was ,northf
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

be broken Of such habits. The child
should have every opportunity for
play. breathing deeply and develop
ing the nose space By exercise.
In early life n In possible to
spread the upper Jaw and drop the
roof OF the mouth, increasing the
nOsc space In this banner, The
Strengthening Of the midbone also
helps. but the real remedy Is 20 see
that the nose is IN proper shape In
childhood.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

m ost prominent
and the most In
diyidual part OF
fhe face
But a good nose
Is much more
than a matter OF
good looks. A
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
Bobby's No Sissy

when was at Aunt Mery's they
wanfed to put a girls nigbtdress on
me"
Well. did you wear II, sonny"
NO; said I'd go TO bed raw
nrst"-LHe
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

They've sent the car back to the
minors.
However, the imperial German chan
ceIlor isn't the referee. He is one of the
principals.
II notice" says Phyllis, that the board
of estimates is to work on the budget be-
hind closed doors have no hesitancy in
predicting, however. that the grand sum
of the 1877 budget win be ajar."
Detroit women have been himfammed
in buying shoes represented to be kid,
which representation was one.
A little Of that patriotism, please, in
your selection Monday of non-partisan
circuit bench.
GARDEN HINTS
n should be borne In mind that the danger Of
frost has passed and tire ground "a warm when
that Wise Old head, the cabbage pIssts. .
Answer 20 query NJ u. You might Try the
egs plant this season where the onion sets.
We are, personally, now leading the
shrub league. Trimmed the rose bushes
last eve
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
Anatomical Study.

Little Girl--Uncle Zoe, will you
please practice ON YOUR saxophone
Or Johnny Smith an me- want
him TO watch your Adams arpje.--
Life.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

" NOuio De stolen. SO wan
he went TO stay At q hotel he
labelled II thus.
This umbrella belongs n
the champion boxer of EngIond.
Coming back In ave minuteo.r
When he did come back. how
ever. there was no umbrella.
only another notice. which rpn;
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
TIE NosEi

Ones looks depend whole lot
upon ones noss. This organ IL the
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

Altho more than q score OF
questions were asked. In no In.
stance was an incorrect answer
given.
One OF the teachers whose
pupils did not acduit them
selves very creditably made an
investigation and succeeded ia
gaining the confidence OF a
arhnlnr rlndnr ahn 49, "a -.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

Answers 10 Health Queries.
F. L. NJ: what are some Of the
symptoms OF kidney troUble2"
ShortneSs OF breath. weakness.
pallor and dropsIcal swelling.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

company with several ladies az
a game OF whist. where. hay-
ing lost two or three rubbers,
one Of the ladies. addressing
him, asked
Pray. sir. what Ia the stake
now"
To which. ever mindful of
his occupation. he Immediately
realized
Madam. the best uImp I q
than one-and. ninepence a poun<
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31
Laugh With Us

school teacher was recently complimsnte6
on the success attending the examination az
her pupils. When question was put every
han In fha al wUaa IL
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

scholar under the care OF her successful col
league.
Now" she said, how IL II that all of you ere
able 20 reply 10 questions7"
But we're not"
AT alt events, you put up your hands a. N
you were
Yes we an put M hands But those Via
don't know the answer put UP their left hanAe
and those who do put up their right hands The
right hand boys reply; the others don't
Ttrn.ou waa nrond ~ hts ou.h--t. a.
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

en- by the champion runner Of England and hes
never coming back"
butcher Of some eminencs was Lately m
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

Unison was proud OF his umbrella n IVES q
beauty. But he was haunted BY the dread that
The Detroit times., 1917-03-31

We are, personally, now leading the
shrub league. Trimmed the rose bushes
last eve.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
PARLIAMENTARY.
NIPPON Mission
Will VISIT HERE

Another japanese mission TO the
United States-a parliamentary one
OF five representatives Of the four
political parties in the lower house
of the Imperial Japanese Diet-Eill
pass through Honolulu on the Shinyo
Maru on September 2S. The mission
will return home by the Tenyo Maru
sailing from San Francisco November
30. and arrive in Yokohama December
18th.
This will be the first parliamentary
mission in the history Of Japan Off
cially to visit America. II will I'M
dertake an Investigation OF political.
economic and social conditions in the
United States The mission is going
to the United States to represent the
people of Japan, as Viscount lshii is
representing the government of ia,
pam" Tokichi Masao. leader Of the
mission, is quoted as saying in the
Japan Advertiser.
Mr.. Masao was formerly political
adviser to the Siamese government
He is a member Of the Seiyukai party.
as is r. Shimada, another member OF
the party. The Sensiekai member Is
X. Mochizuki, who is well known tc
the foreigners in japan.
In the last session OF the Imperial
Diet Mr.. Mochizuki attracted the at
tention of America by his proposal
that an exchange Of the South Sea
Islands, now under Japanese occupa-
ton, for the Philippines be made by
Japan and the United States.
The Kokuminto is represented by
Mr.. Uyehara, an advanced thinker and
author of the political and Social
Development of Japan" He is a
graduate of the University of Wash
ington, he is a former student of Ok
ford and was elected to the diet this
spring for the first time. Mr.. Uyehara
is an authority on constitutional mat
tiers and is a professor in st. Pauls
College, and the Meiji university. He
Is frequent contributor to magazines
and newspapers on political subjects.
The Ishinkai is represented by DR.;
Yamane, who is as well known in the
medical world as in politics. He is
an ardent supporter Of the Terauchi
ministry. He was educated in Ger
many.
Mr.. Masao. who will head the party.
was educated in the United States and
is a graduate of Yale university. He
is quoted in the Japan Advertiser as
saying:
"Jons and uninterrupted relations
with the United States and our de-
sire to extend our efforts in a com
mon cause against common enemy,
besides our desire to study conditions
in the United States so that the two
countries may be drawn more closely
together in friendly relations make
this an opportune moment for such a
commission to visit the United
States"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
PROPOSES RAISE
FORSuRVEY men

Supervisor Chas. y. Arnold. chair
man of the road committee, proposed
a salary scheduled Tuesday for men
working on the belt road survey on
the windward side of the island He
proposed TO increase the salaries OF
all men under the chief engineer SIS
each. this increase to be an allowance
for board The schedule was referred
TO the ways and means committee
Arnold stated that there is 5000 left
OF the original $4,000 appropriated
for the survey. Offices and shacks for
the men have been paid for out OF
the money expended.
What is considered a forward step
in the Laimi park improvement plan
was taken last night by the board OF
supervisors in adopting a resolution
submitted by Supervisor Arnold.
Deputy Attorney A. NJ. Cristy told
the dubious members Of the board
that the purpose of the resolution was
10 advance the project as far as pos
sible with the points ON which resi-.
dents OF the district were agreed
The resolution tentatively granted the
contract to John Duggan, low bidder,
pending the results Of the public hear.
ing. Cristy pointed out that objec-
tions such as James T. Taylor. a resi-
dent. has raised could be discussed at
a public hearing. Taylor is willing that
Duggan have the contract The reso-
luton also directs the city engineer
to draw up revised plans for the pro.
ieCt
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
MAKING IT plain

The Pure Food and Drug Laws aim
to protect the public by preventing
mis-statements on the labels of prepa-
rations but some people continue to
accept "extracts" of cod kvers think
ing they will get the benefits Of an
emulsion of cod liver oil.
The difference is very great. An
"emulsion" contains real cod Hver oil,
which has had the hearty endorse
ment of the medical profession for
many years, while an "extract" is a
product which contains no oil and is
highly alcoholic.
Scott's Emulsion guarantees the high.
est grade of real Norwegian cod liner oil,
skilfully blended with glycerine and
hypophosphites. Scott's IS free from the
false stimulation of alcohol and Is en-
dorsed by good physicians everywhere.
Scott & Bovine. bloomfield. NJ. I6-u
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
FRISCO Hotel TO
HAVEAGENTH HERE

james Woods is the best friend
that Hawaii has in San Francisco"
said Chester Doyle, in his talk before
the members of the Ad Club yesterday
at the Alexander Young hotel. 'Mr.
Woods is considered the biggest man
in San Francisco today, and was re.
Gently given an honor by President
Wilson, being appointed with Herbert
C. Hoover on the food commission. +"
Members of the Ad Club elected Mr..
Woods as an honorary member of
the club.
mfr. Woods is so interested in Ha-
waii," said Mr.. Doyle, that he has de
cided to put a man here to look after
his interests. The st. Francis hotel
is crowded at all times, and instead
of asking his guests to remain in
San Francisco, Mr.. Woods tells them
to take a run down to Hawaii. Boost
ing of that kind means much for Ha-
waii, and Hawaii owes a debt of graf
itude to the San Francisco booster.
I'm San Francisco if they cant say
a good word for a person, they don't
say anything. There is spirit of CO.
operation which is lacking here. They
don't ask you when to go and come.
Furthermore, they don't give a care.
II we had little more Of that spirit
here the city would be better off,"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
RUSS Agent TO
ARRANGE RETURN
OF LOCAL SLAVS

Adyices received here by DR.. Angus
tus Marques, vice consul for Rus
STA. are to the effect that a special
representative Of the Russian gov
eminent will arrive in Honolulu on a
foreign steamer on September II to
make arrangements to send back to
their native country all Russians in
Hawaii who desire to so.
Consul Marques has. for some time
rast. been working on plans 10 re-
turn the Russians TO their homeland.
but. owing TO chaotic conditions. no
definite action has been taken I'M
til now. and the Russian government
IS sending a special delegate here
to complete the arrangements.
Men. women and children alike will
be considered in the plan. II Is re-
ported that a number Of young Rus
sian men will take advantage Of the
governments offer of passage, as they
are anxious to join the army Con-
sui Marques explained today that
none Of the Russian men here have
been called back to the colors.
About a year ago So Russian fam.
lilies were sent back to Russia through
the local consulate. .
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
TRIAL OF ACCUSED
AUTO Thief POSTPONED

Claiming that he has IL witnesses
to testify on behalf of his client, At
torney Lorrin Andrews yesterday
announced in Judge Twins court
his readiness to proceed with the
trial of Sam Goldino, who is charged
with theft Of automobiles. Goldino
was in court. On account Of large
number of witnesses to testify for
the prosecution, Charles F. Chilling
worth, prosecutor, after. consulting
with Captain of Detectives McDuffie,
asked the court to postpone the hear
ing of the case until September IL.
Judge Irwin granted the motion.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
STOMACH MEDICINES
ARE DANGEROUS
DOCTORS NOW ADVISE MAeNEsIA

Just how dangerous it is to indis-
criminately dose the stomach with
drugs and medicines is often not real.
lied until too late. 1t seems so sim.
lie to swallow a dose of some special
mixture or take tablets of soda, pep.
sin, bismuth, ETC., after meals, and the
folly of this drugging is not apparent
until, perhaps years afterward, when
it is found that gastric ulcers have al
most eaten their way through the
stomach walls. Regrets are then un-
availing; it is in the early stages
when indigestion, dyspepsia, heart
burn, flatulence, etc., indicates exees.
sive acidity Of the stomach and fer.
mentation Of food contents that pre-.
caution should be taken. Drugs and
medicines are unsuitable and often
dangerous-they have little or no in
fluence upon the harmful acid, and
that is why doctors are discarding
them and advising sufferers from IN.
digestion and stomach trouble to get
rid of the dangerous acid and keep
the food contents bland and sweet by
taking little pure bisurated magne-
STA instead. Bisurated Magnesia is an
absolutely pure anti-acid which can be
readily obtained from any drug store.
1t is absolutely harmless, is practical.
ly tasteless and teaspoonful taken in
a little warm or cold water after meals,
will usually be found quite sufficient
to instantly neutralize Excessive acid
ity of the stomach and prevent all
possibility Of the food fermenting.-
Adv
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
GIRLS STATEMENT
WILL HELP HONOLULU

Here Is the girls own story: For
years l had dyspepsia, sour stomach
and constipation. l drank not water
and olive oil by the gallon. Nothing
helped until l tried huckthorn bark,
glycerine, ETC., as mixed in Adler-i-ka
ONE SPOONFUL helped me IN.
STANTLY." Because Adler.i-ka
flushes the ENTIRE alimentary tract
it relieves ANY CASE of constipation,
sour stomach or gas and prevents ap.
pendicitis. 1t has QUICKEST action
of anything we ever sold. The Hollis.
ter Drug Co-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
INSPECT
FOOD DISPLAY

A large number Of people attended
the food exhibition al the Y. w. c. A
cafeteria held yesterday afternoon
under the auspices OF the woman's
committee OF the territorial food COIN
mission The exhibition was the sum
ming up OF the several lectures ana
demonstrations on food given by Mrs.
James Russell within the last month
and a half
The exhibit included Hawaiian jel
lies. grape, pineapple. preserved figs,
dried bananas and jams. The varieties
OF war bread shown were cornmeal.
oatmeal. rice, taro. potato and pearl
barley bread
A large loaf OF wa1 Dread was sent
to P A. Swift, manager Of May & Co,
by Quartermaster Sergeant korpeI o:
Fort Shafte7 with his compliments to
the food exhibition.
Puddings shown were, bread and
butter pudding, banana, Brown Betty,
Queens pudding, corn. cabinet and
other cooked puddings.
Other foods exhibited were, taro
salad. soup, vegetables, papaia baked,
taro cakes. baked bananas, scalloped
tomatoes. egg plant stuffed, fried mul.
let, baked ehu, Dreaded pakapaka and
creamed ulua.
The committee Of the territorial
food commission is very appreciative
Of the courtesies OF Hall & Sons and
to the Hawaiian Electric Co. The
committee is very grateful to Mrs.
Russell for her untiring efforts.
The committee desires to thank the
Y w. C. NJ. for the Use of the build.
ing,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
UNITED STATES PoSToEEIcE
(oLD), HONOLULU, HAWAII.

Office of Custodian, Sept. 5, 1917.
SEALED PROPOSALS will be re.
ceived at the office until 2:30 p. m.
September "a, 1917, and then publicly
opened for
REPAIRS AND PAINTING,
at this building in accordance with
the drawing and specification, copies
of which may be obtained from the
custodian only.
D. II. Ma ADAM,
Custodian.
6sS4-Sept. 6, 10, IL
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
POLICE COURT NOTES

Sato, a Japanese, who had chefa
ticket in possession, was fined $25.
Pua Iole. charged with using
threatening language, was discharged
for lack OF, evidence.
The case of Ijoshino Ito (w), charg-
ed with desertion by her husband, was
stricken from the calendar.
Ito, husband of Ijoshino Ito, yester-
day appeared in court on charge
Of assault on his wife. His trial will
begin September 9.
J. J. Matthews, charged with as
saulting his wife, was in court, but at
The request Of the prosecution his
trial was continued TO September s.
NJ. T. Lutz, charged with keeping a
ferocious dog which bit the left leg
of a Russian named John Schrichu-
chin, was discharged by Judge Irwin.
Gorovano, Russian, charged with be-
ing drunk was sent to the reef for
three months to sober up.
N. Kerghet, also Russian, was fined
S. for getting drunk.
Capt. Robert w. Parker, fish in
spector, reported in court on Wednes-
day that 100000 fish called "hahalalu"
were brought to Honolulu from Wal
amaze last Thursday, and that they
were all fresh.
Chez Chow, Chinese fish dealer, who
was arrested for selling a decomposed
fish to A. V. Peters last Thursday, was
fined S25 by Judge Irwin Wednes-
day. The defendant, while on the wit
ness stand, said that the fish was
perfectly good and fresh before it was
delivered to Peters.
With big lump still appearing con,
spicuously on his left eye, Chas. Male,
Hawaiian seaman on board the In,
ter-Island flagship Mamma Kea, this
morning appeared before Judge Irwin
and pleaded guilty of drunkenness.
The court sentenced him to pay a
fine of S. and costs of court.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
DAILY REMINDERS

Wanted-Two more passengers for
motor party around island, 81 each.
Lewis Garage, phone 2141.-Adv.
For Distilled Water, Hires Root
Beer and all other Popular DR. nks
try the Con. Soda Water Works Co
ADV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
Ladies Read This

You are cordially invited to attend
the Grand Military Ball to be given
by Frederick Funston Post, Veterans
Of Foreign Wars, at the Armory, Sat
urday Eve, Sept. s, 1917. Good music
an perfect order assured. Admission
so cents. Ladies free.-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

p S. Hin. a Korean, was injured
painfully on the right hand Tues
day afternoon while working on the
S. S. Wailele. He was hurt when the
hosting sling hit him as he stood near
the hold. ..."-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06
CARD OF THANKS.

This means is taken for thanking
each and every person who attended
the picnic given by Court Canoes of
the A. o. F. at Pearl City on Labor
Day and for their splendid contribu-
tons to the little crippled girl-Adv
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

Have your fortune told at the big
deIicatessen sale to be held on Sept.
8, 1917, corner Beretania and Fort
streets, for the benefit of the Red
C ross,-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

BERNICE E. L. HUNDLEY, super.
vising principal of the Kauai public
schools, returned to her home Tues
day after visit of two months in Ho-
nolulu.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

ROBERT MURDOCH, son of D. B
Murdoch of Paia, Maui. left Honolulu
on the Maui to enter Worcester
academy at Worcester, Mass.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

Don't forget the delieatessen sale to
be held Sept. 8, 1917, at the corner OF
eeretania and For st-.ets, for the
benefit Of the Red cross.-AdV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

C. A. RICE and his wife returned to
Kauai yesterday after coming here to
see the polo games. Mr.. Rice played
on the Kauai team.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

JUDGE C. B. HOFGAARD, district
magistrate of Waimea. Kauai, and his
daughter returned to Kauai Tuesday
after short stay here. They arrived
from the mainland on the Sierra.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-09-06

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