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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

]. T. BROWNS FURNITURE sToRI
Funeral director and licensed en-
balmer. Most modern funeral par
lor. morgue and funeral cars Ca-h
responded TO day or night Corner
Main and water streets. Telephons
ss.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17

Hog prices touched the highest
point on record at North Portland
during the day, with a further ad-
vance of 15c in the former record
price. Top quality stock was moved
to $14.50.
While there was a fair run of hogs
in the yards over night, considering
the recent movement, the showing is
still much below the actual desires
of killers.
General hog range:
Heavy packing ....... %14.35 q 1880
Best light ........... 14.15 q 1885
Rough heavy ...... 1909 1850
Pigs .........a.... 1850
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
MISCELLANEOUS

wANTED-OLD FALSE TEETH
Don't matter II broken. I pay ti.Oo
to $500 per set. Mail 20 l. Mazer.
sOoT S. F1fth Street Philadelphia. Pa
VIII send cash by return mail
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
REALTY TRANSFERS
warranty DEEDS.

s. J. Culley, ct ux to Ralph Mar
tin, IS, Sc Ia NE Ia Sw Ia Sec.
20, township north, range IS.
Ralph Martin, ct ux, to B. NJ.
Huntington, IS, Sc IA NE IA SW
Ia. Sec. 22. Twp. 6 N. r. IS.
Chas. Lawler, ct ux, to Winnie
Fix. 800. lot 21. block 81. Freewa-
ter. J. l. Hiatt, ct ux, to Winnie
Fox. 81, lot %, block 81, Freewater.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17

JOHN 8 BAKER. FUNERAL D1
rector and licensed emhalmer. Op
posits postoff1ce. Funeral parlor
two funeral GAIA Calls responded q
day or night Phone rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17

LEGAL BLANKS OF EVERY DE
scripton for county court circuit
court. justies court. real estate etc
Tor GAls a. Raat OreEoniAn 0fficaA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
HOGS BREAK RECORD HIGH PRICES.

Mutton Market Absent
There was no mutton market at
North Portland over night, far the
very good reason that supplies were
lacking. Just head came forward.
and these were in a car of cattle and
hogs, and came forward on guaran-
teed prices from a Willamette valley
point.
Strength in the trade is naturally
maintained.
General mutton and lamb market:
Best east mountain lambs 1900 q 1925
Best valley lambs -. 12BO9 90
wethers .......... 11.75 @12.00
Ewes ... 5000 9.75
Goats ............. 1850 4.59
Friday IivesfocIr Shippers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSHES

BENTLEY q MONTGOMERY. REAR
estate. fire. life and accident inAur-
anee agents SIS Main street. Phone
to4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY

IR A. LOWELL. ATTORNEY AM
counsellor at Law. ofIee In De
spain building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-03-17

One young woman attempted sui
eide because of nagging letters and
another because she had read about
such thing in a novel. Muddled
thinking is a progressively dangerous
thing
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
NEW APPEAL FOR
BELGIAN RELIEF

Appeals to you personally, in the
name of God, and in the interest of
humanity. God created mankind IN
his own image, the members of this
association are endeavoring to uplift
the image of God, relieve suffering
and woe, care for the helpless or
phans and widows, until they can care
for themselves. Our aim is to rem
der practical assistance to these I'M
fortunateS.
The money contributed will be
used to purchase a tract of land, or
plantation, erect suitable buildings,
and pay for food and clothing to re-
lieve their immediate needs. Many
of these people are physically able to
assist in caring for their fellow-sufer-
ers and in raising food products. By
this means we will be able to make
the project self supporting. Hence,
the little seed you now sow, will grow
to be a great self-supporting tree
of charity This also, will help to re-
ieve the present food-shortage, and
in this way some benefit will return
to us ALL by helping to reduce prices.
This is a very important charity
which has been until now overlooked;
this is work no one else is doing.
Please do not lay this aside until you
have made some kind of a contr1bu-
ton Any amount will be thankful
ly, received. Most any one can spare
1Oc. ANY one contributing 81, or
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
MAR AUTHOR TELLS HOWY. MICA.
MONEY WILL BE SPENT WITH !.
U. IS. SOLDIER BOYS in FRANCE

stantly being disabled by social di-
seases." *
Here, of course, Is where the Red
Triangle workers can accomplish
wonders in the way of protection with
their myriads tsof huts back of the
lines and at the front, where the boys
can get together in leisure hours and
play, box, wrestle, and write letters
home and read And, as Eddy point
ed out. the majority of them will
come to Y. M. C. A. hut: when
off duty if one is available in prefer
ence to wandering the streets and
hanging about the saloons.
Regarding the $35,o00,000 that the
National War Work Council of the
Y. M. C.. A. have asked the people
of this country to subscribe that the
Red Triangle service may be extend
ed and carried ON during the winter
and coming spring, Eddy said:
Surely it is not too much to spend
one-fifth of one per cent. of the vast
amount going into destruction by our
nation this year for the great con-
structive forces to minister to Our
own soldiers and those of the Allied
nations? 1t would not seem too
much when we consider the larger
numbers involved to expect one
fourth as much for the three-fo1d
work of the Red Triangle as was
given in a week for the Red Cross
If we send our troops abroad with the
most costly equipment, averaging
more than $3.50 a man, surely we can
spend from 81 tol$10 for the physical,
social and moral welfare of these
men away from all home ties and re-
straints.',
: And that vast majority of the
men and women of the United States
agree with Eddy will unquestionably
be demonstrated by participation in
the Y. M CA A. Red Triangle War
Work Fund, whose intensive drive is
from Nov. II to 10.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
HOME HEALTH CLUB
edited by DR.. David II. Reeder

edited by DR.. David H. Reeder,
Chicago.)
DIAGNOSIS AND SURGERY: One
Of the most important things in the
treatment of the sick is a correct di-
agnosis. Locate the cause and half
the battlefis won. Remove the cause
and Nature does the curing so all the
battle is won.
For a great many years it was the
fashion of doctors to '1ook wise and
talk doubtful, give a prescription and
wait for developments. Under this
safety plan there were more, recover
les than under the next fashion which
was to at once order the sick person
to the hospital for an opration. Under
that system It is reported of one bril-
liant young graduate in medicine that
after he had operated on a certain
rich patient, another and older physi-
clan asked him the next day what he
operated for and he answered, $780,"
II mean,' said the older doctor, what
did he have?" $780," again came the
reply.
1 remember we'll the cases of tx~p
sisters who came to the Home Health
Club few years ago. Their mother,
a sister and a. brother, had died of
cancer and the two were suffering
with Jumps in the breasts. Both had
been pronounced as probably cancer
Gus and under a careful test by the
byo-dynamtc method of diagnosis, the
probable" condition, was positively
confirmed. advised against surgery
and recommended what was then to
me a new form of treatment but look
ed sensible. One Of the sisters acted
upon my suggestion and was COM
pletely restored to good health in
about three months. The other went
to a hospital and had the breast re-
moved. AT the end of a year they
returned together, one was apparently
in perfect health while in the other
a condition or action called Metastasis
had occurred, the cancer had passed
| from the breast to the womb. She
was suffering much more than before
the operation, but as she was of a
strong constitution I suggested a trial
OF treatment like that which proved
so effectual in her sisters case.
| OF course, her surgeon wanted to
| operate and remove the womb but
once was enough and she took the
non-surgical treatment with very good
results. Tt is doubtful if she will ever
be as well as before the operation
but the last time I saw her she APP
peared to be in excellent health and
spirits. OF course, I naturally give a
Agreat deal Of the credit in her case
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

HAT thezkpmIng winter and the
nucceedings s5x months will be the
most destructive and terrible of the
war was the prediction made by
George Sherwood Eddy, associate
general secretary; international COM
1aittee, of the Young Mems Christian
association, and former Secretary
HE India, who for 20 years has la
ppred foga A., interests in
the4 OrienX III rival in sBos-
tori Jas sor} 81 bening SPEAKERS
IN he g1xa and nation-wide cam
\ paign of the z. MA CA Red Triangle
lsWar Fund to raise $4,000, 600 for the
continuation of its work among the
'f'hghting men. E7
Having only recently returned from
Ia tour that completely covered the
EEuropean war zone, Eddy is most
bxea1ous supporter of the War Coun-
ellis plans for the extension of it's
ned and easily wages elpquent over
t+th& wonderful opu6rtnhities that
kawf4t development tOur soldiers
l<abrpad are facing great physical
yhardships and great moral dangers
ksreater than anyone in the homeland
Ecan realize" said Eddy, earnestly.
fsNo words can picture what it means
ito spend a winter in the trenches in
1.-THE cold and rain and mud. No one
bat home here knows the awful shock
Epf battle and the strain of bursting
shells, the menace Of poison gas
Rstealing through the darkness. I have
tpassed down long rows of cots in
Fwarslst Of the hospitals OF men suffer-
Wing from the last gas attack; have
kseen them burned from head to foot.
RBut" he continued, 1.-THE moral dan
kEers that confront our men in that
Rfar or country are greater still, for
1.-THE soldiers of the limited States are
llpaid more than those Of any other ma
Ftfon at war and become the natural
kprey, I'M consequence, of the thousands
Of aharpies who literally infest the
most populous towns"
While every new account of Ger.
y man frightfulness on land or sea is
given wide publicity, and arouses a
new Dissemination in the hearts of
ed-b1ooded Americans to fight on
until the world Is free forever Of
military peril and despotisn, compar-
&tively, little space or attention has
been given to the rayages of an even
I deadliert foe, which for. months has
been eating it's way into the ranks
Of the ALLIES with far more serious
consequSnces
MrnagaaHe." Eddy went on, "a thou
Sand sheafthy, happy, reckless and ir-
repr4ssfble American youths placed
x: down III a French village, without a
single place of amusement, unless it
is 4 dffnkdng hail.. and no social life,
save the girls in the doorways and on
the street corners. Think of these
men .sfrut up. there through the long
! winter, with nothing to do in the
evenings but to drink French wines
Rand follow their natural impulses?
DESPITE svery precaution and restric-
ton dur reds of the soldiers are con-
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
177 Church ST.,
New Haven, Conn.
ELIZABETH OF FRANCE.

Elizabeth was the daughter of Hen.
ry IL, and of Catherine de Medici.
She was born at Fontaine blue in 1545.
She was the destined wife of Edward
VI. of England, but the marriage was
prevented by his premature death.
Elizabeth was then betrothed to Don
Carlos, heir to the throne Of Spain,
and though they were mutually at
tached to each other, she was COM
PEELED, in spite of her repugnance, to
marry his father, who had become a
widower. This was Philip IL. and
his son never forgave his father this
injury, and having expressed his SEN
timents too freely, was murdered.
probably by command Of his father,
who was jealous of him. Elizabeth
was deeply effected by the fate of Don
Carlos. She died ten weeks after
him at the age of twenty-five.
British forces continue to advance
in Palestine.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

to the strict dietetic regime which I
planned for her. in what I call a
Home Sanitartum Treatment" which
consists in living, eating exercising,
bathing and resting at home for a GER
tain number of weeks just as you
would be directed and compelled to
do at a sanitarium but without the
same expense.
Surgery should be the last resort.
A correct diagnosis should be the first
thing sought. If in doubt about the
diagnosis, clean up aand clean out,
empty the entire ailmentary canal and
let it remain empty for a day or so
by not eating and see that the bowels
move freely until you are satisfied
| that there isfno impaction of waste or
fecal matter in any of the folds of
the colon. There may, be nothing
more serious the matter with you than
auto-toxemia, and a thorough house
cleaning may set everything to rights.
| In any event don't hesitate to write
| to the Home Health Club or consult
the club books when you don't feel
as you should when in perfect health.
CLUB NOTES
I will gladly answer all inquiries
| for Information on health. subjects
| from readers of this publication if
same are addressed to Home Health
Club, 5000 Cottage Grove Ave. Chi
cago, Ill. Send full name and address
with cents postage.
Dear Doctor: I can tell you that !
am now well again, although I have
had severe pains in the bladder up
to today. Please do not. think that I
took all the medicine that the doctor
gave me because I did not, but I did
not like to tell him otherwise. I only
took three of the powders he gave
me to ease my hardest pains. I took
SO much medicine from SO many doc
tors for the last 16 years that am
| through with them now. I used the
hot compfesses over my abdomen and
this relieved the pains considerably.
You have done more for me during
the past two months than 20 doctors
have done in 16 years. I hope some
day to have the pleasure Of thanking
you personally for having made a new
person Of me. I enjoyed reading your
books during my last Illness as 1 had
ample time to do so. They are very
interesting and so instructive. In re-
gard to the osteopathic treatments
you advised me to take, have to in
form you that it is out of the question
at the present time on account of our
low finances but I am very grateful
for the benefit I have already receiv-
ed and life seems more worth living
than it did before.
MRS C. A.
. (Answer) I assure you that I thank
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
PICK-POCKETS AT
'sMOVIE" HOUSES

Two purses, containing $50 in cash
and a $50 Liberty Bond, were stolen
from the pocket of Joseph Lanarca,
of 142 Hallett street, while he was at
tending a performance in a moving
picture theater in Main street, last
night. \
In another 'movie'' house, w. ].
Lang, of 159 Harl-ony street, lost a
raincoat, Wednesday night. Both
thefts have been reported to the de-
tective bureau and are being investi-
gated. e.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

more, is constituted a member, and
will receive certificate of member
ship.
There are no salaried officers in this
association. Make checks and money
orders payable to Treasurer G. Collins
Chase.
Small amounts of coin, if we'll
wrapped may be sent safely in a let
ter.
GEORGE E. HUNTER,
Pres.
177 Church ST.,
New Haven, Conn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16
CLOCKS STOLEN.

Burglars entered the home of Zim-
norman Brothers, at 179 Golden Hill
street, Wednesday night, and stole
clocks and other articles, according
to a complaint now being investigated
by. the detective bureau.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

you very much for telling me how
well pleased you are with our Home
Sanitarium treatment. I get many
such letters from people who have
been restored to good health, but the
most satisfactory part Of it is that the
people now stay we'll because they
know how to take care of themselves
in the future They know that they
should always turn to the Home
Health Club for advice and for in
structions. We also find that they
usually get their friends to send also
and they likewise al benefited.
For the bladder trouble you should
use the ointment. I think that you
have some of this left and you should
rub it in very thoroughly and freely
| all over the lower part of the abdo-
men. It will give you relief much
more quickly than any medicine that
the doctor can furnish you, and it will
not do you any harm. I shall be glad
to hear from you again If anything
occurs that requires attention.
! A shipbuilding plant being erected
near a LARGE city in Connecticut
asked through the State Defense
| Council for more than 1000 extra
| men.
| Mrs Ado1phus Busch, widow of
| Ado1phus Busch, the st. Louis
brewer, D trying to get out of Ger
many, where she went a year ago.
One hundred women are welding
picks and shovels on the roads OF
| the Pennsylvania Railroad between
| New ork and Pittsburgh.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

One hundred women are welding
picks and shovels on the roads of
the Pennsylvania Railroad between
New ork and Pittsburgh.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1917-11-16

British forces continue to advance
in Palestine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-08-21
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-08-21
Recommends Chamberiain's Cole. Chol
era and DiATThOea Refnsdy.

- never hesitate ~ recommend Cham
berInlns Colo. Cholera ana Diarrhoea
Hsmedy." writes B0l Williams mer.
chant. Jesse. Tenn II Bell more n .,
than Of any other preparations u Ike
character I have used II myself and
found II gave me moro relief than any
thing else ! have trb-d for 80 sauss
purpose" F0r Hils by oil DEALERS
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-08-21
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-08-21
~ HAD A BITE.
Advertising Rod Caught One Within. But
al EKpense ~ Originator ~ Plan.

AZ fAiFfHF ~ VihHAbN VI iahs
Chicago News For the DurDOse ~
advertising fishing rodn a storekseDer
hung barge rod outside hls shop. with
An artificial fsh o. the end NJ n. Late
one nlght Perkins. vino ha1 been dining
blt nm veil. happened ~ rec the fish
Going cautiously ~ the doof hs Knocked
gently
WINS tbes,'" demanded The shop
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