The sun., 1917-07-05

When It's Fishing Time for Dad.
My daddy says that nshlag's fne down
these words there's surely to pay,
for mother has to do the work so that my
dad can play.
round like mad, a-hxlng this, a-cool0ing
that-no wonder she Is sad. Oh, what a
life for mother when It's fishing time for
dad!
! whisper words of cheer to ma and say
he's Just a nut. but mother stamps her
no. and says he is mutt and thinks he
should be In the home whore crazy men
are put
Sometimes think my old mans nne.
and then again his head is filled with
sev'ral kinds OF shot--in other words IT'S
lead; but mother shocks me when she
says he might as well be dead.
IL gets my goat the way they act when
fishing time Is here. their howls and
noisy voices always ringing In my ear.
really think that will have to drown my
The only time there's peace within this
blessed home Of ours is when the master
ing in the brlny deep and Euzziins whlskey
Another beauteous time We have Is when
the day is DER and our dear dad arrives
at home with q smelling fish galore. He
then complains sbout his luck and goes
Then mother mine, the job is hers to
scale and clean the ish and hand the most
TO nelghbors with a very hearty wish.
while father in his happy, dreams Just feels
Somewhere I know there's happiness.
but home It's mighty sad and mother dear
is hustling round affecting pretty bad.
oh. what life for mother when It's tish-
ing time for dad. p A. F.
IEaak Walton, McGlynn and MOloney.
who was that guy walton. whose
birthday the United Anglers League is to
celebrate next August?'' asked Moloney.
Tipperary man and he wrote a book about
when did he write the bOok7" asked
"oh, about 400 odd years ago. and there
wasn't lie in the book" boasted Nc
"And the United Anglers League is to
celebrate the birthday OF a fisherman who
never told fish re?". and Moloney
Sure" answered McGlynn Because he
is their George Washington and liars are
always ready TO do honor to truth teller
AND" Quickly responded Moloney.
they have to go back 400 years to hnd
The conversation between Mcdlynn and
Moloney was interrupted by an English
man. who exclaimed:
Beg pardon. gentlemen. Did hear
1zaak Walton. the patron saint of anglers.
was born In Tippsrss,ryS' ps,sS iTsianST TIa1 ",,a
always know what I am talking about
why. my dear man." replied the Eng
lishman, and upon my word as a gentle
Englishman. n scholar and a landlord"
"Plunk" and the sound came from the
Hsdson River as the Englishman went
and climbed up McGlynn and Moloney were
at the corner Of Dyckman street and
BrSsdwT2y T, and were waking THE EggR%Nrsson fSst
Vacation Charms Of Wreck Lead.
with the problem Of where TO go on :
vacation. but II all our investigating o.
maps, time tables, board rates. &c. should
fall back on good old WrsSk Lead with al
its varied charms for the piscatoria
fhere is no place that am familia,
| with that, take II all in all, so flls youl
| time up with sheer laZiness or place ir
OF hrGe pieasSnt disTeputabeneSs @ as Wreck sSS
| Everything conduces to H-but thereb,
hangs tale-a tale too long and toe
| only wish / had you there for two weeiSi
! with your oldest clothes and no others
| Yes. boy, you'd hate 10 get back TO New
strl would like a change. for variet,
| Is charming,
are lucky II you shave yourself. II yor
| can't you grow a beard. though of course
| there In travelling barber who HhaveI
populace looks on and while you finci
| under the murderous tabs OF the thing III
calls razor. No, you would esrtainl!
1
| in my minds eye entering your ONCE in al
| your acquired slovenlinessl suppose 4
will never happen-iots OF good thing
THE Tfn EYEWITNESS oFTHE BANK BOATS
Brooklyn, July 4.
How to Pickle tho LOwiy Skate.
Here's another recipe for using tho poor
lowly skate: Cut on wings from body
| wash and put in boiling water for
| minute or two. take out and peel OF
brown skin OF back.
! Next get vinegar, four bay leaves sal
! and few slices OF lemon. Bring vinega
to boiling point and let boil for two min
Cut the peeled wings in small piece
! about one and a half Inches square an,
put in earthen Jar. Take bay leaves
salt and lemon, put in vinegar and pou
put on ice and vinegar Will turn to a jelly
II IL ready to eat now and. believe me
after n hard days fishing there's nothin
like II II eaten In conjunction with a pin
OF boer, E. n. ZOLLER.
New York, July I.
No Prize for Shad Taken on Worm.
Robert Frldenberg deserves all the lauda
tion he can get for landing that shad. II
OF last year even II he did not surpas
y him In quantity. These anglers haV
! | proven to be 70 fact what most present da
ANCHORS have long cona.dcrod a myth.
our boyhood days we have seen shad tina
were taken from the Hudson River by tn
: same methods.
) he has sent in an entry blank hlled out 10
u special prize in the pin contest of tn
T United Anglers League. This puts IN