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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE - Ford delivery: re-
painted; panel body; .first-class coudi-
ton; bargain to quick buyer, Apply
Velie Harrisburg Co.. Sixth and Herr
streets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Situations Wanted-Male

WANTED - Position as shoemaker.
Address 1887 North Seventh street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

OWNER OF 1851 VERNON ST. is very
anxious to sell. Rental, $40. offered at
$2,S00. Make an offer. ii. G. PEDLOW,
Ito South Thirteenth street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE Black horse; well
broken; any woman can drive; also
Jenny Lind, runabout and harness. Ad-
dress II. A. Davis, II. h. D.. Camp Hill.
Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Wanted-Mlscellaneou

Observation-Disclosures
WANTED, TO BUY = An to TO-
foot wall case. Must be at least is
inches deep. Call, or write, Compton s,
1905 North Third street.
WANTED - Tools for machinists
and auto repairmen. Apply 91e North
Third street Ask Tor Mr.. Sprenkle, or
phone 1851.
WANTED - One locomotive fire box
boiler, from 35 to 50-H.-P., to carry
100 lbs. steam pressure. Address j.
Seidel. Marysville. Pa.
WANTED. AUTOMOBILES IN ANY
CONDITION, 30 sell or buy. Why not
consign your car with us to avoid
trouble and worry in trying to dispose
or for any repairs while car Is on sale
Auto Transportation Co.. 27-2s North
Cameron street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

- Mabel Hoshower, on
january 81, 1917, at the home Oh hef
parents, aged is years. - -,
Tho nome of her parents The rela-
tives and friends are invited TO at
tend without further notice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Statesmen Wanted

OWING to our increasing business.
can use two good statesmen to sell an
electric appliance on the easy payment
plan. Promotion and salary to the man
8 o'clock a. NJ. Frantz Premier Dis
tributing Co., 80 North Court street,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Real Estate For Sale

NO. 62S MUENCH STREET can now
be purchased at reduced price all
improvements and rented so as to yield
net S;S per cent. Bell Realty Co., Berg
ner Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE = 33-acre farm, located In
1h miles from Losh's Run Station on
Pennsylvania Railorad; 25 acres till
able; 8 acres second growth timber;
Improved with 21A STORY frame dwell
ing; frame bank barn; all necessary
outbuildings; sand loan soil; over zoo
fruit trees; possession at once; price,
81 10000. Brinton-Packer Co., Second
and Walnut streets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

WANT Young men TO learn auto
mobile business 10 become practical
mechanics ana chaumeurS. We give
our StuuentS chance to make money
ar the rate or 2Oc per hour between
SIass hours. We guarantee to pay you
dUc per hour as SOON as competent
400 IN cash required. Auto TransporIA-
Ion school. 27-2s North Cameron
street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE - A Harvard Dental
chair, as good as new and in use but a
short time; will be sold cheap. Ad-
dress h, 4441, care OF Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Situations Wanted-Female

WANTED - White woman wants
days work. Address NJ. H.. 5469. care
of Telegraph.
WANTED - Young colored woman
would like days work, washing, iron
ing or cleaning. Apply 1444 Derry
street.
WANTED - Middle aged colored wo-
man wants position as housekeeper.
Apply 1886 Mayflower street.
WANTED - Woman wishes work of
any kind, washing, ironing, cleaning or
general housework in Small family.
Call, or write. after Monday, 622 North
street, City.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Harrisburg, Pa, January 26. 1917.

CLERKS NOTICE NO. 1859 IN
of the United States for the Middle Dis
trict of Pennsylvania, Jerome l. Het-
rick, of Harrisburg, Dauphn county,
PENNSYLVANIA, a bankrupt under the Act
of Congress of July 1, 1898, having ap-
piled for a full discharge from all debts
proyable against his estate under said
Act, notice is hereby given to all
known creditors and other persons i'm
interest, to appear before the said court
at Scranton, in said District, on the 5th
day of March, 1917, at 10 o'clock in the
forenoon, to show cause, if any they
have why the prayer of the said pc
titioner should not be granted.
GEORGE c. SCHEUER,
Clerk.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Hauling and Moving

: NATIONAL TRANSFER CO. Movers
of pianos, safes, boilers and general
hauling. II. w. Lathe, Manager. Fifth
and Woodbine streets. Bell phone 3029J.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

RAILWAY MAIL CLERK examina-
ton February 10. Special preparation
at Young Men Business Institute. Small
zee charged. Day or night.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
NOTICE TO RIDDERS

SEALED BIDS will be received by
the undersigned until II o'clock noon,
Monday, February 5, 1917, for the
Books. Blanks Bill Heads Letter
Heads, Envelopes. Orders of Court and
sundry Receipt forms required by Re-
District Attorney, Superintendent OF
Schools. Sheriff, Prothonotary, County
Commissioners and Coroner, for the
ensuing year. Detailed list of require
ments can be had at this office. Samples
and quality of books. forms, etc, can
be seen at the offices of the above nam
ed officials.
All bidders must furnish certified
checks with their bids in an amount
equal to at least 10 per cent. of their
total bid price. The successful bidder
or bidders. will be required to furnish
bond satisfactory to the Commissioners
in an amount equal to the full bid price.
The right is reserved to reject any or
all bids.
HENRY w. COUGH,
County Controller.
To- sfehst a Iaf1 nv
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE = Perry County farm
containing 81 acres, located in Rye
Township, miles northwest of Marys-
VILE; elegant soil; improved with T.
room frame dwelling in good condition,
outkitchen; frame bank barn 36X60;
house, running water in every field;
considerable fruit; fencing in good
condition; possession April 1, 1917. This
property can be bought at a price worth
the money. Brinton-Paeker Co.. Sec
ond and Walnut streets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

WILL SELL entire stock. consisting
of furniture, carpets and ranges, ac-
count of going in another line OF busi-
ness. 1t positively pays to see US be-
fore buying. Central Furniture Store,
324 Reilly street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

43-ACRE FARM FOR SALE AT
$2,S00, located in York county, four
miles from New Cumberland. All re-
quired buildings. Bell Realty Co., Berg
ner Building.
FARM FOR SALE - Near Dillsburg,
Pa. Large farm, good buildings, price
is right. Very desirable. For particu-
lars address :. G. Mead. Union Trust
Company Building, Harrisburg. Pa.
FARM, Al ACRES
80 Acres Fields, . Acres Woods. Situ-
ate on the edge Of the famous Hershey
Farms. House, Barn and other farm
buildings. A good, "all-round" Farm
for any purpose. Water the best. Price.
$1,000.
c. B. CARE,
409 Market Street.
HARRISBURG.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania; Insur-
ance Dept. Liquidation of the dis
solved MoDERN PROTECTIVE AS
All claimants are hereby notified, in
addition to individual mail notices al
ready sent, that the Departments re-
port on the assets and Liabilities of the
aforementioned dissolved corporation
and providing a first distribution of 30
per cent is prepared and may be seen
at the Departments office. Unless ex-
ceptions are filed ON or before Febru-
airy z, 1917 the report as compiled, will
eountS &c tsa court os aPGfc Of Common Pleas aupnn
]. ID. O'NEIL. Ins. Com'r.. and Statutory
Liquidator
Harrisburg. Pa. Jan. 26. 1917.
PROPOSAL FOR BUILDING BRIDGE
Office of Board of Commissioners of
Capitol Building, Harrisburg. Pa.
SEALED PROPOSALS will be receiv-
ed by the Deputy, Superintendent of
Office. in the Capitol Building, Harris.
day. day 8 February Is, 1917. for furnishing
all laGSr Ter 70 Oold on bSrdEe
KnoxvilIe, G % Deerneid Townshlp. fiosa ga
GSSnty and Ty n by tie
A. Fink. Consulting Engineer for the
Board of commissioners of Public
Grounds and Buildings of the Common
Plans. specifications and bidding
blanks will be furnished prospective
S pf Pubic snd sS
buildings, Capitol Building. Harris
Proposals must be marked "PRoPo-
s'u' '''0' JAMES c. PATTERSON.
L. w. MTcHELL
Secretary.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE Typewrlter-seeond-
hand Remington. Price\ $500 to quick
buyer. Address Box A, 5463. care of
Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Gard of Thanks

MIR. FORNWALT AND DAUGHTERS,
REBECCA FORNWALT. desire IN TINS
way to thank their friends and nelSh-
bors for the kindness and assistance
shown them during their late bereayiss-
ment in the death of their loving WIG
anu tSignedj L. L. FORNWALT.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Automobiles

- = y ~ tS41itio,,. 80, tt,es. uS HSS. Set. IA
hauled. D. .Cramer. Edgemcnt. Bell
phone 2S67J-5.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Storage

STORAGE - 4l9 Broad street, house,
hold goods. merchandise. Private roomA
S1-S3. Wagons. 75 cents month. d.
Cooper & Co.. All Broad street BON
phones.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

BOWMAN - January so. 1917, Mary NJ.
Bowman, widow of the late 1onn
BowIvan, aged &c years, at resi4eHIce sHIsIt1
of her daughter, Mrs. b. T. Nal'H'
north of the Asylum. ,.,.s ..
Relatives and friends are lnVited 70
attend funeral services Satufday az
ternoon, at o'clock, at the CoXes-
town NJ. L. Church. Interment Dau-
phin Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

EXPERIENCED sewing ma
chine operators on ladies' and chill
dren's wear and a few pressers
and trimmers can secure a good,
permanent position with easy
work and best pay by applying at
once at the Harrisburg Apparel
Co., over City Star Laundry,
State street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

AGENTS AND statesmen - Can
earn 81 to 81 per day. Steady work.
| Call between s and y A. NJ. and &
p. M. 40y Patriot Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

WANTED - Scale boy and one to
make himself generally useful around
store. Apply BuehIer Bros, 432 Mar
ket street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

- Abram X. Breck-
enmaker died this morning, at L
O'Clock, at the home of his nepheW,
w. *. Mcbride, 81 North hShteehth
. street. c
: Funeral services Saturday afternoon,
! at = o'clock, from his late resiaence'
the Rev. Mr.. PaNis, of the OllNet ,fFes-
byterian Church, officiating. inter
, ment Harrisburg Cemetery. Rela,
tives and friends invited to attend
without further notice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE Delicious extracted
Honey. direct from beekeeper, pounds
for S1.15. Delivered by parcel post
Satisfaction guaranteed or money re-
funded. J.. *. Hostetter. r. Il. u. No.
15, Lancaster, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE 1914 6-cylinder Ash
p. 7-passenger Peerless. Gray & Davis
tometer and clock. Vacuum feed. Cord
tires. Two extra tires. Original paint
ing. Lined top. Cost $4,000. Price
$500. Address f.. 4773. care of Tele-
graph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Real Estate For Sale

FOR SALE-A very desirable corner
property, 13 rooms, hardwood floors,
all improvements, suitable for physic-
clan or apartments, located close to
Second street; price and terms upon ap-
plication to MacWILLIAA1S CON
STRUCTION CO., 2150 North Fifth
street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE - Quartered oak side
board, 52-inch>top. In good condition.
Apply 334 Crescent street. of Bell phone
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

| JOURNEYMEN ELECTRICIANS
| WANTED; good pay and steady work.
Apply TO Box +, 4444, care OF Tele-
| graph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Rooms Wanted

WANTED - Two or three furnished
rooms for light housekeeping; central
location preferred. Address ~. ST.
354 Hummel street, City.
ROOM WANTED = In private fam
OF river, by single man employed in
office Permanent quarters desired.
references. Address ~. 4762. care OF
Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE-Suburban home on troll
ley line near Colonial Club. Delightful
location. One acre of ground, fruit
trees, garden. hot bed. chicken houses
up-to-date in every particular. Will
modern, nearly new, stean heat, cleo
tric light, hardwood floors, etc, running
water. VIII consider exchange. A. c.
'pany Building, Harrisburg; Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

WANTED = a girl, who is thorough
ly familiar with candy wrapping. A
permanent position to one with ability
to teach others and secure results.
State experience. age, and salary de-
sired to start. y splendid opportunity
for the right person. Address p. o. Box
No. "a. Harrisburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

hSt 90 PEI cent oSll INSdtlS W. DcIS-
ner Building.
DESIRABLE CORNER PROPERTY,
NO. Is 5. Nineteenth street for sale or
exchange for smaller property-prop-
erty remodeled for apartmentS-equIp-
ped most modernly. Inspect it. Bell
Realty Co, Bergner Building. ~
l WILL SELL my new house, semi
bungalow brick, on very easy terms be-
cause my business requires that L
change my location-steam heat - gas
and electric lights - concrete porches.
See Bell Realty Co, Bergner Building.
NEW EMI-BUNGALOW HOUSE that
should interest you. Brick construction
with concrete porches front and rear
equipped with steam heat = gas and
electricity. Price only $4,000. Bell
Realty Co, Bergner Building.
BUNGALOW. with six rooms and
bath - gas - hot water neat ce-
mented cellar two large porches.
Price only $1,975, and very little cash
needed Bell Realty Co, Bergner Build
ing.
BUSINESS PROPERTIES on Broad
street for sale plot, 30X125 - two
storerooms - two dwelling houses -
one brick warehouse. Consider these
properties carefully and get lowest
price-Nos 439 and AL. Bell Realty
Co, Bergner Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02
Neutrality-suspicious.

WANTED - Room in private family.
with board. for man, wife and two boys.
Address y, 4765, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

WAREHOUSE WANTED For
dolesale business, $500 to 5000 #.
floor space; central part of city pre-
ferred. A Sply, stating rent and local
ity, j., 47OG, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-02-02

FOR SALE House with eleven
rooms, all improvements, large back
yard. Call at 1910 Swatara street
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21
HOU Customs Change

+ you would but see how our man
ncrs have changed since grand
mama was young you should look
thru the pages of an old-time book
on decorum. Surely you will find
one. tucked away behind the books In
the old fashioned bookcases. or
slowed away with the hoop skirts and
mitts and calash bonnets In the old
ittic trunks And this is what you
AN affectionate, complying and al
most timid aspect should be shown In
\ wOman's whole person" Thus spoke
The social monitor OF half IA century
ago What girl OF today could endure
10 assume this attitude and express
iion? II Is an unwritten rule of de-
meanor for the girl OF the twentieth
Ientury-is II not?-that she should
Oespeak In her appearance "A certain
defiance. sclf-confidcnce and indie
pendence--quitc the opposite from
he attitude our grandmOthers sought
In speaking Of card cases the little
book of long ago says: This they ltho
callers) can hold in their hand. and It
will contribute essentially with an
elegant handkerchief of embroidered
cambric) to give them an air Of good
taste" Can you picture II, the polite
little woman Of fifty years ago dain-
tily holding the wee cardcase In a
tightly gloyed hand. and with tho
cardcase the elaborate handkerchief,
folded just so and not for the world to
he used? The girl of today keeps her
cardcase in her handbag. her hand
kerchief Is always either In the bag or
concealed In the palm OF her hand II
any "air OF good taste" is to be shown
by the handkerchief, 1t is In Its ex-
treme finesse and its inconspicuous-
ness.
Having arrived at the table" says
the old fashioned authority, In ex-
planning the intricacies OF dinner par
ties, each guest respectfully bows to
the lady whom he conducts. and who
IN turn bows also" Imagine such for
mality But imagine such informal
ity as this: Custom allows ladies to
rinse the mouth at the end OF the en-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21

tertainment, using thoir plate for this
purpose"
Altho one does not sing at table
"A lady Will not say my husband,
among very fashionable persons, says
the book, I'VE may do 1t at the social
tables of friends"
except among intimatcs," IS the old
rule; TN every other case she should
address him 10y his name, calling him
Mr.. And nowadays. of course. the
rule is that Mrs. Smith never calls her
husband MIR. Smith except TO servants
and when speaking In purely bust
ness way 70 all persons whom she
meets socially she speaks of him
either as my husband or as John
1T matters not whether or not the
one addressed call the husband by his
first name or not.
Aud then such rules as this when IL
comes to the chapter ON dancing
Dance with grace ana modesty.
neither affect to make "A parade Of
your knowledge. refrain from great
caps and ridiculous Jumps. which
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21
AS They Ddnced-
And We

Ir was Goethe who said that none
but husband and wife can with
propriety he partners in the waltz"
He and the rest of society had been
used to the square dance such as the
Scotch reel, the minuet, the old fash
toned cotillon and a host of rather
simple steps known as country dances
What would dear old Goethe have
said had he seen the dances of nova
days or year or SO ago? Would he
called Etiquette for Ladies, with
Hints on the Preservation. Improve
ment and Display of Female Beauty,
published some fifty years ago. have
said that he summed up his advice
In regard to the choice of dances. by
warning them against the introduce
ton of the new-fangled fashions OF
this sort"
In this quaint little book on de-
corum one finds this advice: Let our
American fair also turn away from
the almost equally unchaste dances
of the southern Kingdoms of Europe,
and. content with the gay step of
France, and the active mcrriment of
England and Scotland, with their own
festive movements continue their ma
tive balls to their blameless delight,
and to the qualification of every taste
full and benevolent observer" And
not only have we gone to the southern
kingdoms of Europe, but to the much
warmer nations I'm the south of our
own land, to Argentina first and OF
ate to the states of Central America.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21

HIS week, after the dullness fol-
l. lowing the holidays. there comes
a ripple of excitement In the dress
making world. The cables are com
ing in from Paris, American buyers
are already on the ocean and there
are whispers and rumors and gossip
of every kind concerning the semi
annual exhibition of clothes which
will take place in Paris the first OF
February.
The same old difficulties attend all
efforts to get any advance informa-
ton from the French houses as to
what they will exploit. The laymen.
meaning the vast masses of women
who buy clothes without any knowl-
edge of their source, are perpctually
amazed by the statement of the sc
crecy and diplomacy that surround
the launching of new fashion. To
these people none of the explanation
explains. Their final comment i:
that the French dressmakers should
be delighted to have anyone come n
and see their creations. to write then
up. etc.
- AS much value as these laymen at.
tach to clothes. they do not perceive
that the originator looks at them In
the light of an invention and reaches
out with the hand of the law to pre-
vent anyone from copying or claim
ing sponsorship for them.
There is one very good reason why
the women over here would like to
know what the French are thinking
of exploiting next month, which is
that the sales of all kinds of clothes
in this country during this month
make a persuasive appeal to women
but they are afraid of spending their
money in what is probably the most
expensive way it can be spent-buy-
ing clothes that must soon he dis
carded.
Guiding the Economist.
1t is not possible to forecast what
France will actually do in February,
but there are several things which
she will not do which 1t is wise for
a woman to know; and, knowing,
she can take advantage of the bar
gains in apparel that spread them
selves over the continent today; and
she can wisely avoid the new things
made i'm America in December, that
are modelled on styles that will soon
vanish
Fashions die hard in this country,
and the manufacturers. looking to-
ward the filling of their Golfers in
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21
Table for The Cook

Here Is a table of measures and
weights To help make the cooks task
of following "A recipe easier
Three tablespo equal one
tablespoonful.
Three teaspoonfuls equal one table
spoonful.
Half a cupful equals gil.
A cupful or two gills equals half n
pint.
Two cupfuls equal a pint four
equal quart
Two cupfuls of butter equal a
pound.
4 pint of milk or water-two cup
fuls-oqual "A pound.
Ten eggs, with shells. equal "A
pound. approximately.
Two tablespoonfuls of butter equal
an ounce.
Two tablcspoonfuls of granulated
sugar equal an ounce.
Four tablespoonfuls of flour or of
ground coffee equal AN ounce.
Two tablcspoonfuls of liquid equal
an ounce.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-01-21

started otf 10 work he told his wife
to keep her eye on the mules and two
calves in the lot adjoining the house.
as the mules were likely to get frisky
with the calves. The woman went
about her household duties, and the
professor stood az the window looking
out ON the lot. when suddenly one OF
the mules made a dive at a calf,
caught II up by the skin in the middle
Of the back ana ran around the lot
shaking II. much as cat would play
with mouse. The calf loudly bawlod
its protests which only inspired the
mule TO step little more lively. The
professor ran out and grabbed the
mulc by the tail hoping To- divert It's
attention from engagements in the
front boy rear attack. but the mule
continued To frolc around the lot, for
II wasn't every day In the week that
II could have calf hung it's mouth
and a professor To Its tail, and that
mule was alive to its opportunities.
By this time the farmers wife had
heard the commotion and. realizing
that the inexperienced professor was
in imminent danger OF being Kicked,