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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-01-30
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-01-30

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-01-30

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-01-30
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-01-30
6nla uu0 &phle.

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beste BreunhoIs. Yrohiert nns. gla5e
NnnS e GoaI Company. grodett 6055.
geues EeIepbon 1911.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
CANS FOR CANNING CLUBS.

Dixon, Moore & Co, wholesale groc-
ers of Louisa, aided ny Louisa citizens,
bought nearly car load of the stano-
ard quality and make of tin cans, with
the proper sized openings for sealing
with camping steel They are selling
them at exactly the cost of delivering
them in their ware rooms. The price
of all grades and kinds of cans is very
high, but the price obtainable for STAN
dard canned goods is much higher.
When cans cost two and a half cents
each the contents of dozen cans
brought 35c tc 40c net. The contents
now bring 7S cents more than the cost
Of the cans. So everybody is better
off except the consumer and he is al
ways the goat"
A woman was complaining about the
cost of cans recently and said she had
aboI-e concluded to let her tomatoes
rot in the patch rather than pay such
prices. That is a fair specimen of the
business ability that lot of people
haven't got
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
HOLSTEINS PROMINENT AT
KENTUCKY STATE FAIR
Prize Money Doubled For the "stars
Of the Show"

Holsteins win be one of the most
prominent classes IN the beef cattle
department of the coming Kentucky
State Fair, to be held In Louisville the
week of Sept. TO- The prize list for
this breed of efficient dairy performers
has been doubled and now represents
the interesting sum of $500.
All of the classes throughout the beef
cattle department have been largely
increased, but the Holstefn aggregation
bids fair to be the stars of the show"
A model dairy in operation is promised
as an adjunct to the dairy cattle exhi-
bition, and there will be new features
Of scientific dairy management mark
ing the cattle exhibit Of the fifteenth
annual State Fair
For catalogue or information address
Fount T. Kremer, Secretary Kentucky
State Fair. Suit 6O4 Republic Building.
Louisville. Ky.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
PERSONAL MENTION


Mr. ard Mrs r. Rlnnkenship recently
visited relatives in Huntington.
Miss Pairlce Davis attended the
Boyd County. Fair last Friday.
Mrs b. Salisbury and MISS Lima At
kins were up from Potter Saturday
Seymour Deem, Of Charleston West
Va. was a visitor in Louisa last FRI
day.
| Mrs. Geo. Kirk and daughter Euia.
have returned from a visit in salyers-
Vile
Miss Maude Smith returned from a
visit of several weeks to relatives in
Virginia.
Pref, w. G. Hunter returned las;
Saturday from New York where be
spent his vacation,
Mr.. ]. w. NJ. Stewart, OF Ashland, was
the gnest over Sunday OF his sister,
Mrs A. NJ. Campbell
Mr. and Mrs. w. F, Mellon, o. Pres !.
tonsburg have been visiting thei'
daughter Mrs. Geo. Hale.
Mrs. He. Corns returned Ntorday to
Mr., and Mrs, Jas. 9 Iackey.
Mrs. E. Lockwood went Saturday TO
East Fork to spend a few days with
her parents Mr.. and Mrs. Rife.
lack waldeclS. son Of Dr.. G y. Wal
deck OF Huntington, has reen visiting
Mrs. T. S. Thompson.
Misses Louise Vessel and Henrietta
Dellmuth, Of Cincinnati, are guests Of
Mrs. s. J.. Justice.
Mrs. Paul Gauit and Miss Hazel
Kisssler have returned from a visit to
Mrs. Corley at Hardy,
Mrs. Ella Hays was in Ashland last
week attending the Boyd County Fair
and visiting relatives.
Miss Dollie Thornbug. of Hrnting
ton, w Va, has been visiting her sis
ter. Mrs. John y. Vaughan.
Oswald and Herbert Daum have re-
turned TO Sidney, o.. otter visit to
their mother, Mrs. NJ. Daum.
Mrs. LATE Goblc and children have
return ed to Pre- stons burg after visit
to her parents, ldr and Mrs. w. z.
Huff
Miss Clifford Wilson, une of the
teachers IN the city schools. returned
Saturday from her home at Hurricane.
West Va.
Rev. w. A. Gaugh. Mrs. Gaugh ana
two little daughters haye returned
from visit to relatives in Jackson
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

F. Fl. Yates went to Irvine Monday.
Rev. L. P. Kirk of Inez, was in Lou
lisa Saturday.
MIR, John Wa,'ace, of Huntington.
w. Va, is the guest 81 Mrs. Thos. J
Branaam.
Miss Mertha Yates has returned
from pleasant visit to Mrs; b. J: Fox
in ;scfotoyile
Misses Clara Bromley and Vivian
Hays and Leon Bromley visited at
Wayne, West Va, Srnaay..
Malcolm Burgess and children and
Mrs. Lee CARED and children, Of CAL
lup,t were gus SITS wednesday OF Mr..
and Mrs. M. Elan.
Miss Lou Chafin has been visiting
Mrs. J, A. Moffett III Huntington.
Mr.. and Mrs j, r. Milem and son,
Wilson, returned to their home at At
lex after q ten days visit near Louisa.
VIM. Remmele, Norman Remmele.
Chas. Gault and Ella Marie kinstler
formed an automobile party that drove
10 Huntington. w. Va, and return last
Friday.
Capt. B. F. Thomas, OF Cincinnati.
was in LOUISA a few days on business
connected with the u. S. Government
office. He returned Saturday to Gin
cinnati.
Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Mordica have
moved from Jefferson-st. to Lady
into the A. VI Hughes
residence recently vacated by Mr.. and
Mrs. Heeter,
w. II. Hughes ard j. H. Hannah
drove through from Logan, West Va,
to Louisa Wednesday in eight hours
in a Ford machine. The machine was
driven by Albert Bills.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Miss Daisy Wilson has returned from
a visit to her father, c. ]. Wilson. near
Wheeling, w. Va. She also visited rel
auves at Hurricane.
Mrs. d. c. Spencer and Miss Dorothy
Spencer have returned from visit to
Mr.. and Mrs. Dana O'Neal at Willow
Tree near Irvine
Miss Laura Belle Miller, milliner in
w. II. Adams store, IS spending q few
days in the Cincinnati millinery mar
ket.
Otto Gartin came home last weei.
and spent few days with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. John p. Gartin.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Sammons, who
w.re guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Summons, were called Tuesday to .neir
home in Sedalia, Missouri. by The Ill
ness Of Mrs. Sammons' mother,
Miss Lucille Chapman is visiting rel.
atiyts az Richardson,
Miss Alirie See, of Wayne. is visit
ing relavvs here.
]. A. Holly. ot Jenkins. was in Lou
lisa last Saturday and sunday.
Mr.. S. ]. Kinser. of Knoxville, Tenn.
was in Louisa last Sunday.
Bob Jordan is here from West Viz
ginia visiting mis- brother Dock.
Mrs Dana o'Neal and son, Billy, OF
Willow Tree, are guests of Louisa rel
atives.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
BOY INJURED AT BOYD FAIR.

Jimmy Allen. age years. was SER
iously hurt, and Tommy Hume, race.
rider. VAS painfully injured in a race
track accident AT he Ashland fail.
grounds last week The Allen hoy.
who is son OF Or +. d. Allen, OF Ash
land, received wounds IN his heed and
back, and 1t was feared his skull had
been fractured. Iume's Injuries were
said TO be not serious. He was wounded
In the abdomen.
Hume's horse was running third la
the last race Of the days calendar. The
horse stumbled and hume was hurled
To tho ground. As the horse made the
second round Of the track II dashed
against the iron ruling around the
track and struck several in the around
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
wALDEck-RvAN.

On Wednesday morning at Q o'clock
at her home in this city, Miss Mary
Waldeck was married TO Mr. C c. Ryan
the Rev. II. D.. Hewlett officiating.
The bride is the daughter II Mr.. and
Mrs. John Waldeck and is an auiabla
young woman.
MIR Ryan holds position with O
railroad company In West Va, where
they will reside. They left on the Q.
q o. Wednesday morning for a well
dirg trip which will include visit 20
Atlantic City and Baltimore,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
RETURNED TO FLORIDA.

Prof. J. r. Skeen, Mrs. Skeen and
son. Glenn, and Mics Ruth M. conley
left last Wednesday evening for Lees
burg, Florida, where they will spend
tho winter. Mrs. Jennie Conley Will
Join them in few days
Prof. and Mrs. Skeen are teachers in
the city schools there and have been
spending their vacation in Oklahoma
and Louisa. Mrs. Coniey and Miss
Ruth were in Florida during the winter
months last year.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Capt. ]. w. Mates. Battery a. Sec
ond Illinois artillery. OF Chicago was
killed while trying 10 demonstrate with
negro soldiers who were firing on civ
illans and soldiers. He was scalped.
his body mutiliated and his right arm
was cut off and chopped with bayon
cts
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Arthur Biansenshir has sold his In
terest in the meat and grocery bisiness
IN Louisa, conducted in the name OF
Biarkcnahip & Queen. w. Il. Queen
ana b d. Lambert are running the bus
iness.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

WANTED-ioO la5orers about Aug,
25th 20 work in canning Factory Good
wages. cheap board Write FOR par
ilcDiars. London Canning Co., London,
Ohio.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
KENTUCKY NEIGHBORs

West virginia's first quota of men
trained at Camp Lee at Petersburg. Va.
y
w. ]. Kenny, who was president of
Marshall College 32 years. died Satur-
day at his home at PIT. Pleasant, aged
81 years.
Ransom Jackson n son OF MIR. and
Mrs. H. s. Jackson. OF Wayne. w. Va.
who lost an eye IN bayonet practice at
an army camp in Princeton a short
time ago. has returned home.
Hazard. KY. August 25..,-In the Per-
~ circuit court John Richmond was
given a twenty-one year sentence In
the Kentucky reformatory for the muI :
der a few months ago Of Policeman
Hundley while the officer was making
an arrest.
Earl Parish, a young travelling sales
man OF Lynchburg, Va, received injur-
les when horse upon which he was
riding, fell over a steep peccipice Sat
urday evening. He was on his way to
Gilbert w. Va, from Logan. The
roads there are almost impossible in
places even in day time.
-
Richmond. Va, August 2s.-The bite
OF one mosquito, communicating per-
nicious malaria. is held responsible for
the quick death of three members OF
the Skinner family here. John A. Skin
ner, Jr.. die Tuesday. His mother
and brother died Monday. All died in
violent hiccoughs.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mary, yourg daughter OF Mrs. Kate
Hardwick had convulsion while ont
In tho road near home Just below Fort
Gay yesterday and for awhile II was
thought she was dead She now seems
fully recovered
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Miss Poian. OF Charleston. weet va
now OF this place. Is IN Cincinnati thls
week In millinery work sne viii have
charge OF the millinery department IN
Mrs Justices store this season.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

The Red creas Executive Committee
will meet in I, : basement OF the NJ. p.
church South next Monday evening In
stead ~ NJ the residence OF Mrs i, 4.
d. Wallace. Sr.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

J)r r. Z. Moore, v. s., took pity on
q dog that had leg crushed nearly off
n few days ago and amputated the
limb and has treated II since. The own
or Of the dog is not known here.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

After September ], 1917, ! viii be To-
Gated Ia Louisa, Ky, Cat Piggs old
stand) 20 handle your eggs chickens.
potatoes. onions, etc. Your patronage
appreciated. RUSSELL MlLI4ENDER.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

FOR SkLE.--I have a pure bred
Jersey coz, with Calf 10 DAYS old for
sale. VIII sell on time with good note
Al s RURNs. s-Si-tf
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mr. Crum ana family who recently
moved here from Oklahoma, are occu-
plying the T.. j. Snyder property on
Lady WnshlHgton-st
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mrs. Mollre Burton is yet quite III nj
her horne on Lick creek. Her daugh-
ter. Mrs Maudc vlnson, liying vita
her has typhoid.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mr.. q. L Roberts was thrown from
a horse a few days ago and painfully
injured. but he is recovering nicely.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
TEACHERS ASSOCIATIONS.

The teachers association will be held
in Fallsburg September s and at Blaine
September is.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

FOR sALEi--A two seated cart and
harness for pony. Price $40 J. u.
cRUTCHER. Loulsa, Ky. 6-l6-u.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
NJ. z. CONFERENCE IN SESSION

The conference Of the Methodist
Episcopal church Is In session this
week in Maysville. Rev. a. c. Bost-
wick left Tuesday TO attend.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Hector have moved y
tho Augustus Snyder cottage recently
vacated by Mrs H. c. Sullivan.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mrs. C. S. plade, Of PelSin, ILL.,, who
has been visiting at Kenova and Wayne
win lie ;te guest OF relatives here be-
fore returning home.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
COUNTY FAIR AT LOUISA.

Do not forget that the date Of the
county fair at Louisa has been changed
to September ~. 2S and 20.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mrs. Dock Jordan is al Wayland
nursing case OF severe illness
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs. las. .. Lackey are
spending ti,is week on their farm at
Two Mile.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

Mrs. Moilie Peters Meek returned
Saturday from Cincinnati.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
BIG SANDY NEW S.
Friday August ~. 1917

Fer sALe-h fine he.fer calf. tnreo
months ia. j. y. Mcclure, Louisa, Ky
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31
TEACHERS EXAMINATION.

The last examination q the year for
teachers certificates will he held III
I.ouisa September Fl ond %.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-08-31

West virginia's first quota of men
for the new national army is to be
trained at Camp Lee at Petersburg. Va.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
ALL INQUIRIES NOT ALIKE
Philadelphia Lawyer illustrated Lead
ing Questions" in Court With Dip
lomatic Kiss Story.

The late John G.. Johnson. n Phila.
delphia lawyer. was once explaining
TO jury the nature and the unfair.
ness of "lcadlng" or guiding questions
He illustrated his explanation with an
anecdOte.
"a young chap ana pretty girl hc
said sat on n secluded bench NJ
Lemon Hin. The girl turned 70 him
and said earnestly:
"'You ask me for kiss. There IS
Il language In kisses. A kiss on the
hand denotes chivalrous respect. on
the forehead II denotes firm and
faithful friendship. On the lips
her color rose and she drew long
breath-"a kiss on the lips denotes all
things. Kiss me then. once. Ex-
press in one kiss your feeling toward
me-
"The bashful youth pondercd
"I don't want 10 lose her he said
20 himself where is The best 10 kiss
her? Hand, forehead. or lpsT
"a mellow whistle interrupted him.
lie looked at the girl. Her red mouth
was puckercd up in the form Of n rose
bud; she had pulled down her hat
so as to hide her forehead completely,
and both hands were thrust up to the
wrists in her pockets"
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
The "Cat Suuadron."

Great Britain was the first naval
power To build the battle-cruiser. Close
on her heels came Germany, Russia
and Japan; but all others, including
the United States, have no battle
cruisers in their line of battle. 1t was
in 1907 when the Indomitable. the first
one, was begun. One year later she
crossed the Atlantic at speed of a
little more than % miles an hour. The
lnfleXihle and Invincible followed, and
when the European war came. Great
Britain had squadron that proved
of immense worth to her. In the Jut-
land battle, however, three of the Brit
ish battle cruisers were sunk, shells
penetrating their armOr and explOd-
Ing their magazines or boilers. The
armor of superdreadnaught would
most probably have proved too strong
for the shells that destroyed these bat
tie cruisers. The famous "Cat Squad
rom so called because II included the
Lion and Tiger, is today the last word
in the battle cruiser; but In a few
years the American battle cruisers
that are now being built will far out
strip the "cats" in every feature
Frank f. Evans, In St Nicholas Maya
zine.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
Even With the Barber.

Don't ycu care for any postcards
today?' asked the postal clerk as he
handed thc man the stamp he had
requested.
NO, not today" said the man.
"Or some stamped envelopes? We
have some new ones"
mo, thank you"
Would YOU like a money order?"
NO"
"Or perhaps you would like to open
Il postal savings accountF"
But the man had fled
"Who was that fellow, and why did
You ask him all those questionsw
asked fellow clerk.
That" said the other clerk, 'is
my barber. For years when he has
shaved me he has bothered me with
recommendation of messages, sham
poos, haircuts and hair tonics. l am
even with him now"
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
What Manner

Orville Wright said at Dayton din
ner:
The war has developed flying enor-
mously. Wen all fly after the war.
Air fends will then be as thick as
motor icnds are today.
"What name shall we give to the air
fiend's mania? Aerysipelns, perbaps7 2
or would hyfold he better? Maybe
Wen call it innewenza. Hold, though !
All things considered, wouldn't the
best name be skyatlcaf"
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
Didn't Feed Them.

While traveller was waiting for an
opportunity to show his samples to a
merchant customer came in and
bought couple of nightshirts. After
ward a long, lank labOrer, with his
trousers tied below the knees, said to
the merchant:
"What was them things that chap
boughtT
"Nightshirts. Can I sell you one or
two2"
"No. l should think not. / don't sit
about much o. nights"
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
Germany Dlsousted

Elihu Root, on his return from Rus
sia, said at dinner in New York:
Germany, while I was abroad, tried
very hard for separate peace. She
soon gave up, however, dlsgustedly de-
claring that the allies were more in
clined for separate pieces"
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
RED FACES AND RED HANDS
Soothed and Healed by Cuticura-Sam.
pie Each Free by Mail.

Treatment for the face: On rising
and retiring smear affected parts with
Cuticura Ointment. Then wash off with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. For the
hands: Soak them In a hot lather
of Cuticura Soap. Dry, and rub in
Cuticura Ointment.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
1HE DLuErRAI,S rRIIE

Red Cross Ball Blue gives to clothes
clear, dazzling white, whittier than
snow, not greenish yellow tinge like
cheap bottle blue. Buy Red Cross Bal.
Blue for next washday You will be
happily surprised. Large package at
your grocers, cents.-Ady.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
Where the Gender Comes In

Teacher-Willie, how many seconds
in minute?"
WiIlie-MaSculine or feminine?
Teacher-Masculine or feminine!
What do you mean?"
Nillie-There'S big difference.
When pop says he'll be down in Il min
ute it's sixty seconds, but when sister
Susie says she'll be down in Il minute
it's 600 seconds.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
HOw'S This =?

We offer $1,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces Of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free
+. j. Cheney d Co. Toledo, Ohio.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1917-10-19
The Era of Censorship.

"A little knowledge is Il dangerous
thing exclaimed the man who quotes.
Possibly replied Senator Sorghum.
"A great deal just now depends on how
you got your information and what
you intend to do with it,"