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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1917-03-29
HOUSES FOR SALE

Nice z room house right near nor
NAL. Corner lot. Only $1100 with
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Australia is heavy importer Of
American automobiles.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-12-06
BETTER PROTECTION
FOR GAME Is URGED
Number Of Shooting Seasons
Shortened and Killing OF
Many Birds Prohibited.

prepared ~ the United States Depart
ment of &Eficllturn,1
Th@ perpotuafiGn of migratory birds
and game WAS made the subject OF
0yef, 300 separate stute and other iawg
passed hi 1917. according 10 the sum-
mary OF game laws of that year issued
by the bureau of biological survey
United States department Of agrtcul.
ture. Thirty eight OF the forty-threa
states which held legislative sessions
made more or less extensive changes
In their game laws. Several codl8ed
their statutes and effort TO bring open
seasons for migratory birds to con.
form TO the federal regulations was
widespread a number of shooting
seasons were shortened and in some
states the killing OF such birds as sage
grouse, quail, prairie. chickens, wild
turkeys, doves and shore birds was
prohibited in certain localities for sev-
erai years. The Mount Mckinley park
la Alaska was made federal game
reservation. Forty state game pre-
serves were established by state ae
/ tion In ten states as follows: Sxteer
in California, six each In Montana anc
| Wyoming. four In Arizona. three In
| Idaho and one each in Oklahoma. Ore
gon, Tennessee, Washington and Wis
| consin.
| Changes in laws affecting big game
were largely directed toward protect
ing deer, elk. antelope and sheep.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-12-06
PLANTING OF TREES
SHOULD BE DELAYED
Little or Mo Root Action Takes
Place Until Surface of Ground
Begins TO Freeze.

prepared syg the United States 4FEatt-
ufsnt Of ARaeaitGFa}
because of probahis Injury by it1ss
OF Vitality fail planting af ffult tfeNe
should be sfelRyed ant3i late Nov z,tiset
or early December. In sections 81 the
North where cold weather prohibits
planting AT that time II Is usually best
to wait until spring Apple trees etst'
be set out with safety In the fall far
Ilier north than peach trees itnd otief
less hardy kinds.
At the Missouri experiment station
1t recently has bf-en shown that iIttl#
or 30 root actipu takes place With fall,
planted trees until '{ie surface - lhe
ground has begun 10 freeze, ana tht
trees planted early III the fail mag loss
considerable vitality before theg begin
root action.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-12-06
SODA LYE IS NOT A
GOOD WORM REMEDY
Has No Value as Cure or Pre-
ventise, According to Gov
ernment Specialists.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment 1T AgrCultnre-)
That soda lye mas no value either
as a remedy for. or a preventive of.
worms infesting hogs is tlle conclusion
Of specialists Of the department OF
agriculture based upon investigations
recently made. 1t is also said that
this material is not likely to be Of
value against similar Intestinal para
sites in other animals
In the tests that were made by de-
partment specialists. hogs We're fed
daily with the soda lye mixed in their
food in accordance with the directions
printed on a label of a commercial
sample tested.
Az result it was found that the
hogs remained infested throughout the
period of treatment-231a months--and
that the extent of infestation was liz
:reased rather than decreased
While the efficacy of soda lye
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splendid museum bGla3sas lo
aa3sr nis remains
Museum ~ tAe American Indian,
dtyp Formulation. Is the fUlE nataa u
ghgs institution. which Is moving into
~ palaua headquarters @ear Broad.
eay and Ore Hundred aad Fifty 1iftl,
ract. The Hrye foundation has b-eau
Ga existence for som" years and bias
had number Of ethagloeists aut
arehenlnEiSts tn the field It's nalA"i
l,aa been to obtnin collection f8rst and
IAen erect a building. The eShteit
WHICH ls now placed iu Its new home
IS probably the greatest collection O
raligs Of the American Indian.
Not only North America, bat Cen
tgal aud Soafh America and the Yves
Indies gre Included In the studies con
lucted under the Heye foundation
ono Of its field men. Mr. De Booy, hH
returned from the Virgin islands am
Santo Domingo with a vast amount o
uaw material bearing upon the prlmi
tive inhabitants of that region.
1t Is believed that this new museur
win 0ttrac, an unusual amount of ai
tention, for the Indians are an unfai
ing source OF interest 10 Americans.
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away long time In search of health.
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the chiid's mind. One afternoon, when
being rolled ont in her go-cart, she
saw little child run by to 8 man be-
yond and call. "Papa. Papa The
little girl turned to her. mother ana
remarked in sorrowful tone, "Once
we had papa"
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08
BAD LUCK LASTING
ONE MAN SATISFIED MIsFoR-
TUNES DON'T COME sINeLY
HE Nose, vleIousIy Assaulted by Bee
Early In the Day, Seemed to Re-
main Special Mark for All
Kinds Of Attacks.

II Just dropped book on my sore
toe" remarked the professor. 1.-THE
pain caused me to jerk my arm, and
upset a bottle Of Ink over some val
liable papers. This seems to confirm
the theory that misfortunes never come
singly."
"They never are single" said the
low-browed man. They're always
married, and some of them are biga-
mists. I've noticed that II anything
unpleasant happens to me before
breakfast, unpleasant things will keep
on happening all day.
"The other morning ! put my head
out Of the window to see If there was
any weather on deck, and bee came
along and stung me on the nose.
said to Aunt Julia, when had cooled
down enough to talk intellIgently, that
my nose would be In trouble all day,
and she said she had no patience with
such a superstition. She reminded
me that lightning never strikes twice
in the same place, and when tried to
point out that IL wasn't lightning, but
siK-cylinder bumblebee that struck
me, she shooed me out Of the house.
II went to milk the cows, and sat
down by our old roam. She had col
lected about FIVE pounds of mud, mixed
with cobblestones. on the end Of her
tail, and l was just getting warmed
up 10 my milking when she swung
that loaded tail around aud soaked me
on the nose. tell you, professor,
man doesn't know what anguish is un.
I'll something like that takes the sun
shine out of his life If you happen
10 meet that roam COW one OF these
days, ask her what said to her.
after had nursed my nose n while
! went on with the milking, and after
while had two buckets filed. and
started 10 the house with them. Old
Doollttle has bunch Of nephews visit
Ing him and two Of them were prnc--
ticlng pitching In the backyard, which
adjoins ours. One of the boys had
phenomenal speed, but poor control
end the ball came over and spread my
beak all over my face.
IL dropped those buckets and the
milk soaked into the ground. Trlfies
like that didn't interest me at the time.
think was insane for about ten
minutes. Aunt Julia says ran around
the backyard in circles. Ike a whirIing
dervish. and she never realized until
that moment what a command Of lam
guagc have.
'rThe next thing remember was
soaking my face Id bucket Of winter
by the well and Amt Julia was beg.
ging me 70 apply flaxseed poultice
she had prepared for the occasion.
Whenever anything goes wrong at our
house Aunt Julia's first Impulse is TO
apply a poultice.
swell. haven't the heart to tell you
all that happened TO my nose that day.
Everything that wasn't nailed down
flew up and hit II, and when night
came | was carrying 1t In a sling. And
that's the way mIsfortunes always get
In their work"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08

SRccharine is the sweetest substance
Ia the world. II is $50 times sweeter
than cane sugar, and is extensively
used in jellies and preserves, as well
as In the diet OF persons who cannot
stand sugar.
Prof. Ira Remsen of Johns Hopkins
university discovered It nearly forty
years ago while working on series of
experiments In the laboratory.
ANY practical man." Professor Rem
sen wrote. would unhesitatlngly have
condemned the work as being utterly
usless, and may add that some did
condemn It. There was no hope, no
thought entertained by us that any
thing practical would come of it, But
saccharine was the result and II is now
extensively manufactured.
This incident Is one of many an
swers to the plea that all education
and all work should be practical" The
whole foundation of modern civilian
ton is laid on scientific work that
often seemed the most impractical IN
the world
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08

20 nnulyze what was bewltehlng and
rhnt was cruel 10 the souls of the or
poslto sex.
II can't Say 10 Dayton" wBs his re-
solve. II would be added misery to
see Ada and feel that ! WIS debarred
from being even 10 much as friend"
"The quicker / 90 the better for both
q us" decided Arnold the day follow.
lng FOR be had passed Ada on the
street.
She was with some girl friends Ar
uold lifted HIS hat but bis face was
smileless, for the sight Of the girl he
loved crushed him. Ada directed a
strange glance at him II might have
been reproach. Arnold fnnccd II 10
BE- GOODNESS lie wondered how one
formerly 50 kind and tender could be-
stow on him less than friendly greet
ing
IT'S the why with all womankind 7"
DO decided bitterly. 1--WE got my les.
son. She wns only trlaing with me ali
along"
As to Ada-but Developments. unex-
pected and almost tragic. In a few Days
brought to the surface what Ada
thought Her friends noted that she
was strangely reserved ana depressed.
In her secret soul Ada knew that she
was desperately distressed and un.
happy.
She wandered about the pretty home
garden lost In subdued reflection. She
summed her girl friends. Her sisters
wondered II she we're IN and her
mother, noticing the discontlnuance OF
visits Of Arnold probed the problem In
her womanly way, and expected daily
to receive the sobbing confession OF n
disappointed love victim.
you've got TO comew cried her
small brother, Tom, disturbing Ada's
mourrful reverie as she sat gazing at
nothingness from a seat ON garden
bench.
Come wherelp inquired Ada, with
lack-luster eyes and wearled voice.
ITO the barn. Haven't you noticed?
We've been three days getting up a
show. Say, sis, it's just grand. Pro-
gram and all that. Come along, you've
got TO be audience"
Ada smiled wanly as she allowed
Tom aud a neighbof's little girl to pun
her along to the rear OF the grounds.
Outside II was packing box bearing
The legend admission two
cents" An rchin with some paper
squares before him and little Pile Of
eoppers. n a bussnesslike way handed
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08

That the Cossacks should have been
the first Of the Russians to win through
by roads deemed impossible Is no mat
ter for surprise TO anyone familiar with
the Cossack's horse. He Is small, with
a short, thick head and neck and
sloping back. but what he lacks In size
he makes up ia sense. To weather and
climate he Is alike Indifferent, and does
not miss a farm stable, because that
Is a luxury he never had. He will
thrive where any other horse would
starve, and relishes food that goat
would scorn. His rider will tether him
ON a snow-coyered plain and he viii
get his own food by scrapIng aside the
snow TO get at the reindeer moss. And
so doclle Is he that he will form
breastwork for his master to fire over,
or cover incredible distances on the
shortest of commons.
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musIe and Beverages.

Said his wife to Podsnap, who stag
gered In at midnight, let the canary
out Of the cage. and hung his overcoat
on the chandelier:
Ignalius, where have you beenY''
Il have been TO the shin-shln-
shin"
ooh. some vaudeville shown"
mo. not at all. m dear. Thash
wrong. have been 10 the shln-sh-
shln-shln. Shymphony or"
ITO the whatr
ITO the Shln-sh- Shin-sh. Shin
natl, Sh-sh.shym-shympony orshestrn
Thash where / have been. To the
Shin-sh-Shln--
But where on earth did you get the
stutterf" asked his wife.
Guess you don't read the papersh,
dyer"
whats that got to do with TT"
well, the papers all said that the
shin-sh-Shinnat Shym-Shymphony or
shestra would play intoxicatin mushlc,
Ishabeller, and b'gosh. they did It,
Ishabeller, they did 1t, thash all."--
Eyerybody's Magazine.
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I he Lost
Letter
e.
Blu GENEVIEvE LEE
sa9@sses@@a@sas~@ee a-esaSs@@aSassa~
Copyright, 19t7, BY w. g. Chapman.)

whats the answer. LeithT
Arnold Lelth turned with a guilty
start. He flushed slightly. Then he
greeted his friend, Warner Bliss. with
what under the circumstances was
positive effrontery,
'"fo whatYT he challenged, with all
due Infected innocence.
"That letter fgns sou held on to 1t
as II you We're afraid to let II 10, or
performing m incarnation over It,"
Nonsense r. declared Arnold, but II
was true, nevertheless. The subject
changed. he strolled a square with
Bliss and then was glad 70 be alone
with his cherished thoughts.
ada wiil get the letter In the MORN
ing" he solDoquized. "she viii an
swer Il SO the reply win reach me by
tomorrow evening. That Is, II she does
not deem me prcsumptuous and not an
swer at all" and he sighed suspense
fully.
Arnold had no right 10 expect that
disappointment but. when a man Is In
love life II one constant alienation OF
hope and despair II WIS expectancy
that kept him on pins aud needles the
next day. No letter. Anxiety. intense
and growing. signaiized Wednesday.
Thursday Il was bleak, blink despair.
Two got my answer" brcathcd Ar
mold deieclediy. Ada cares nothing
for me and her reply 10 my appeal ls--
silence"
so his dream Of love was over liz
made up his mind that happiness wus
not Tor him lie tried uusnccesSfully
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08
The Pride ~ Race

Darling, / have a confession to
make"
Il will not hear it,
But 1t relates to your happiness
"Never-but say on
with half yard to go, my grandfa-
Their fumbled the ball In the game with
Penn seventy years ago"
"Horrors--out of my sight forever"
---Froth.
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whv a aBank .

A bank is so called because the bench
or low table upon which money was
changed long ago was everywhere
known as bank the German word
Of bench The French spelled It
"banque; Y the Italians softened It to
abanca = the English left It unchanged,
When man who ran bank or
bench for changing money could no.
meet his business obligations hi
bench or shank" was broken Of 's
tured, and he BECAME know: 4
bankrupt. D-- Unidentified.
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Bird Of an Argument.

Il think all telegraph and telephone
wires should be put underground" said
the man with long hair.
why. l thought you were head Of
the Audubon society" replied the tele.
graph man.
80 / am"
Where on earth. then, do you sup.
pose the poor birds are to roost II
deprived Of the wires7" - Yonkers
Statesmen.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08
"fiore Deadly man ihe Maie.0

The casa 81 soang wonmn wla
routed sinaslief ~ throwing face
powder 1T linn emphasizes once more
no great truth that the gpntlcr sex
ueede no other weapons thnn those Its
nNn armorg supplies. Philadelphia
t'nblic ledger
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08

Kind Friend Ito composer, who has
just played his newly written revue
masterpiece)--Yes, I've always liked
that little thing. Now play one Of
your own. won't your
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08
snma conanIatlnn

Its tough when you have 10 pas
forty-fiye cents AZ pound for beef
steak, grunbled The head Of the
house Eyes. but It's tougher. did.
when yuu pay eighteen returned the
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1917-03-08
Eanona Dive

A Greek e-fisherman's dive to
n depth Of 202 feet in the sea Ii be-
lleved TO be the worlds record for d
man unprotected by any sort Of diving
apparatus.
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Real Estate Broker
----0F
Southern Maryland.

goo Farms, $500 10 $50.
900. Watorfroul-. iu'e7-
TORS Stores, Timber lands;
Nearly All the Rcal f.
tate That's For sale In
Southern MARYLAND
= he only Real
E+to Brokers Licensed
b ih Clerk efthe C3ruii
Court 10 ST 1up 60.
Both Farmers ani tathc
Haf Born