The Glenwood post., 1917-11-24
SATAN ABDIcATEs IN FAVOR
OF HIS ONE TINE PUPIL

has acquired nation wide fame in re.
cent weeks as author of satire on
Kaiser Wilhelm. Reports have come to
him from Tumulty, Secretary Daniels
Roosevelt and people in every state
of the union and in Canada for copies
D.. of his article. 1t is:
"The Internal Region,
June %, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern,
King of Prussia, Emperor of All
Germany, and Envoy Extraordinary
of Almighty God.
Ny Dear Wilhelm:
can call you by that familiar name,
for I have always been very close to
you, much closer than you will ever
know.
From the time that you were an un-
developed being in your mothers womb
I have shaped your destiny for my
own purpose.
In the days of Rome I created D.
roughneck known in history as Nero;
he was vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular time. In
those days classic demon and eff
ficient supercriminal and needed and
as I know the Hohenzollern blood J.
picked you as my special instrument
to place on earth an annex of He'll.
I gave you abnormal ambition, like
wise an over-supply of egotism, that
you might not discover your own fail
ings; twisted your mind to that Of
. mad man with certain abnormal ten
dencies to carry you by, most dan
gerous character placed in power; I
gave you the power of a hypnotist and
aeertain magnetic force that you might
sway your people. I am responsible
for the deformed arm that hangs help
less on your left, for your crippled con-
dition embitters your life and destroys
al noble impulses that might otherwise
cause me anxiety, but your strong sword
arm is driven by your ambition that
squelches all sentiment and pity.
Of all things English, for Of all nations
on earth hate England most; whcr-
ever England plants her flag she brings
order out Of chaos and the hated Cross
follows the Union Jack; under her rule
wild tribes become tillers of the soil
and in due time practical citizens; she
is the great civilizer of the globe and
/ HATE HER, I planted in your soul
. cruel hatred for your mother because
SHE WAS ENGLISH, and left my
good friend Bismarck to fan the flame
had kindled. Recent history proves
how well our work was done. It broke
your royal mothers heart, but I have
gained by purpose.
The inherited disease Of the Hohen-
zollerns killed your father, just as it
will kill you, and you became the ruler
Of Germany and tool of mine sooner
than I expected.
To assist you and further hasten my
work 7 sent you three evil spirits,
Neitzschke, Treitschke and later Bern.
hardi, whose teachings inflamed the
youth of Germany who in good time
would be willing and loyal subjects and
eager to spill their blood and pull your
ehestnuts, yours and mine; the spell
has been perfect-you cast your ambi.
tions toward the Mediterranean, Egypt
and India and the Dardanelles, and you
began your great railway to Bagdad,
but the ambitious archduke and his
more ambitious wife stood in your way
It was then that I sowed the seed in
your heart that blossomed into the AZ.
sassination of the duke and his wife
and all He'll smiled when we saw how
eleverfy you saddled the crime onto
6ervia. saw you set sail for the
fiCrds of Norway and I knew you
would prove an alibi. How clevcrly
done-so much like your noble grand.
father, who also secured an assassin to
1emove old King Frederick of Denmark
and later robbed that country Of two
provinces that gave Germany an opp'r.
tunity to become naval power. Muir.
der is dirty work, but it takes Hohen.
zcllern to make q way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand; you
set the world on fire and bells Of He'll
were ringing, your rape of Belgium
caused much joy. It was the beginning
Of = perfect foundation of perfest
Hell on earth, the destruction of no.
BE cathedrals and other infinite works
Il art was hailed with Joy in the in.
fernal regions. You made war on
friends and foe alike and the murde,
sf civilians showed my teachings had