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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
CALOMEL MAKES
YOU SICK, UGH!
"Dodson's Liver Tone" better
than calomel and can not
salivate.

Calomel loses you dayl You know
what calomel is. It's mercury; quick.
silver. Calomel is dangerous. 1t crashes
into sour bile like dynamite, cramping
and sickening you. Calomel attacks the
bones and should never be put into your
system.
When you feel bilious, sluggish, con
stipated and all knocked out and believe
you need a dose of dangerous calomel
just remember that your druggist sells
for so cents large bottle of Dodson &
Liver Tone, which is entirely vegetable
and pleasant to take and is perfect
substitute for calomel. 1t is guaranteed
to start your liver without stirring you
up inside, and can not salivate.
Don't take calomel 1t makes you
sick the next day; it loses you day 4
work. Dodson 3 Liver Tone straightens
you right up and you feel great. Give
it to the children because it is perfectly
harmless and doesn't gripe.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Mohammedan Law Barred.

Mohammedan law does not run In
England was decided by the lord chief
justice recently. Doctor Mir-Auwa-
ruddin, Mohammedan, and a member
of the English bar, married in 1913, an
English lady named Ruby Hood. After
some time they separated, and the lady
lived apart from her husband. The
latter then began proceedings and OBJ
tanned an order for restitution of con-
jugal rights, but this was not complied
with, and proceedings for divorce were
then begun by the wife, but We're dis
missed. Now, according to Mohamme-
dan law, If the husband gives his wife
a writing of enforcement" or as 1t is
called "Talak," this constitutes a di-
vorce. Mir-Auwarudding did this and
then applied for a marriage license to
enable him to marry again. This was
refused. and the lord chief Justice sit
ting with Justices Darling and Bray,
upheld the refusal on the ground that
as the applicant was married in Eng
land under the English law, to an Eng
fish lady, the original marriage held
good, and must be dissolved in an Eng
fish court of law. The religious law
of the applicant was not recognized.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Effect Of Auto on Agriculture.

Every time an automobile displaces
horse five acres of land are added to
the agricultural area of the country.
Among the economic influences of the
motor car, this is one phase that is
commonly overlooked. There are
about 26,000,000 horses in the United
States and each horse consumes six to
seven tons of food a year. Ii is easily
figured that an average of five acres
is required TO furnish food for each
horse. This means total of 100000
600 acres of land devoted to pastures
and raising hay-over 100000 square
miles. This means land nearly five times
rs big as Ohio, or an area larger than
Ohio. Indiana, Illinois and Iowa, de
voted to feeding horses instead of peo-
pie. OF course, the releasing of all
his area from pasture uses and max
ny 1t available for the support of pop
Tuition will be tremendous economic
gain.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
"Pape's Diapepsin" makes Sick, Sour,
Classy Stomach surely feel fine
In five minutes.

If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas, and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach-headache, you
can get blessed relief In five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting large ffty-cent case of
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
1t IS the quickest, surest stomach doctor
in the world. It g wonderful.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
ORATORS DECLINE AND FALL
"spelfbinder" Now Simply Makes ths
Voters Tired, and They VIII
Not Have Him.

The campaign curtain has been rung
down, says the Kansas City Star. on
no sadder fact-from some points of
view, at least--than that the stump
orator has not lived up to his old-time
tradition. Or II he has lived up to it
the public has declined to live up to
Ii with him. Not to evade the fact, or
to attempt to soften it, the intelligent
electorate, the free American voter, or
whatever else the citizenry is called in
presidential years. has yawned openly
In the face of the spellbinder and
turned away to see what was on AT
the movie show.
1t has been shock to the political
managers. The campaign industry has
had no such setback since the intro
duction of reading into the scheme of
popular education. 1t used to be that
anybody who had ever been a member
of the Legislature, who had sat on the
bench, held a county office or had done
| or was supposed to have done any
thing that would serve as an excuse
| for prefixing the title of Hon" to his
name-it used to be that any such
male person with well-developed lungs
and set of gestures could be billed
in political campaign and bring out
the entire countryside About all such
an orator needed, in addition to the
| title alluded to, was Statesman
| coat, an untiring voice, a string of sta
ECtta nd .I4ak
| fund" of anecdote. This fund" was
generally overdrawn at the bank OF
originality and most Of the drafts or
| 1t went to ignominious protest.
The Intelligent audience"-the most
| intelligent audience the old-time ora.
tor ever had the pleasure Of address
ing-has taken him at his word ant
has rather distanced him In intelli
gence and information on his own sub
ject. It has come to be more ant
more like the audience at the theatel
which has paid for its seats-it de
mands the best or will go elsewhere t.
find 1t. The mere lions" no longer
draw. Unless a topliner is produced
the intelligent audience shows its in
telligence by staying away from ths
hail.
1t is only fair to say that the intelii
gent campaign manager has kept pac,
with the intelligent audience He was
quick with the book when he saw tn,
secondrate oratory stuff was begin
ming to pail. That is why printer
ink has so enormously increased II
use in this campaign. These astutt
gentlemen have discovered that the in
telligent audience takes the paper n
home. The land now my friends" ora
tors never saw sadder day than whei
| they discovered it
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Genuine.

The Woodworking fancy dealer had
vainly ransacked the whole of his
shop in his efforts to please an old
lady, who wanted to purchase a pres
ent for her granddaughter. For the
fifteenth time she picked up and
critically examined neat little
satchel
Are you quite sure that this is a
genuine alligator skim" she inquired
Positive, madam" quoted the deal
er. 81 shot the alligator myself"
"It looks rather soiled," said the
lady.
"That, madam. is where it struck
the ground when 1t fell off the tree.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
10 CENT "CAsCARETS"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Const- patton,
Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
Breath-Candy Cathartic.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head aches,
how miserable you are from constipa'
ton, indigestion, biliousness and slug
gish bowels-you always get relief with
Cascarets. They Immediately cleanse
and regulate the stomach, remove the
sour, fermenting food and foul gases;
take the excess bile from the liver and
carry off the constipated waste matter
and poison from the intestines and
bowels. A 10cent box from your drug
gist will keep your liver and bowels
clean; stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep
Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hair! Get 25-cent bottle
of Danderine right now-Also
stops itching scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its lustre, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which if
not remedied causes the hair roots to
shrink, loosen and die-then the hair
falls out fast. A little Danderine to-
night-now-any time-will surely save
your hair.
Get 25-cent bottle of Knowlton Is
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
of it if you will just try a little
danderine. Save your hairl Try it'll
Adv,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Ate EN- All Herself,

A girl was required to write a
brief sketch Of Queen Elizabeth. Her
paper contained this sentence:
Elizabeth was SO dishonest that
she stole her soldiers food"
The teacher was puzzled, and called
the girl.
Where did you get that notion?''
why, that's what it says in the
history"
The book was sent for. and the
passage was found. 1t read:
Elizabeth was so parsimonious
that she even pinched her soldiers
rations."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Did that itching keep
you awake last night ?

And how can you expect to sleep
tonight unless you do something to re-
lieve the troubled Eczema and other
itching skin troubles don It often heal
themselves. But it is surprising how
quickly Resinol Ointment heals sick
skins.
Almost daily we hear from a Skin
sufferer who says "Resinol Ointment
stopped my itching at once and L got
the first good night S sleep I had hat
in weeks. Now my skin is WELL" Res
mol Ointment is sold by all druggists
ADV.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

the counter 81 want to see some
socks" she said.
The elderly assistant produced
boxes Immediately.
For your husband, MADAME" he
asked, as he opened one; cor some
thing of a better quality f"-London
Tit-Bits
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
IF YOUR CHILD Is CROSS,
FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED
Look Motherl If tongue Is coated,
cleanse little bowels with "Cali-
forn1a Syrup of Figs

Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Syrup of Figs" because in
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
well, playful child again.
Sick children needn It be coaxed to
take this harmless "fruit laxative
Millions of mothers keep it handy be-
cause they know its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for 5o-cent bot
tie of "California Syrup of Figs"
which contains directions for babies,
children of all ages and for grown-ups.
Adv
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Some Things to Be Stunned.

Never run an automobile engine long
behind closed doors. Never use a gas
heater that is not fitted with an ade-
quate vent into an open flue. Never
go to sleep In room leaving a gas
heater burning. Always leave a win
dow open In every room occupied by
sleeping persons.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

Contractor-I'm employing all the
men I need right now.
The Ragged Applicant-Seems to
me you could take on me, the little
work I'd do.-The Siren.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

YOU CAN CURE THAT BAckAcHE.
Pain along the back. dizziness. head
age of MOTHER GRAY'S AROMATIC
LEAF, the pleasant root and herb cure
for all Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles. MOTHER GRAY'S AROMATIC
LEAF is sold by all Druggists or sent by
mail for SOC. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. The Mother Gray Co.. LIE Roy. N.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Some Consolation.

We are told that housewives can
no longer afford to serve cabbage.
That's too bad, of course-but how
much better the boarding house Of
the future is going to smell!
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
He'd Been There.

Sunday School Teacher-And the
father of the prodigal son fell on his
neck, and wept. Now, why did he
weep?
Tommy Tuffnut-Huh! I guess
you'd weep, too, II you fell on your
neck.--Life.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Sense OF Vindication.

What do you think of the idea Of
a concert of power?" "It's a good
thing" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. at
supports my old contention that If
you want to do business these days
you've got to have some sort of a
merger"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
How 1t Works.

The man who imagines himself in
dispensible is, of course, the, one who
imagines his loss would be irrepar-
able and he usually turns out strong
in nothing but imagination.-Buffa
Times
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
EQUAL to the Demand.

81 never use any but .pasteurized
milk in the city," said the new board
er; "can you furnish it,"
Eyes, indeed" was the confident
reply; "our COWS re kept in the
pasture all summer. "-Christian Her
aid
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Fixing the Time.
Ak.uR "A COLD

Bill Coming to after shell has
hit his dugout)-Have l been long
unconscious, william?
William-Oh, a goodish bit, Bill.
Bill-What do you call "goodish
Bit" william?
William-Well. a longish time, Bill
Bill-Well, what's that white or
the hill? Is it snow or daisiesf
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Matrimony Like AirpIane.

Willis--What system do these mill
tary airplanes work on?
Glllis-One person runs the machine
and the other is just an observer, but
both of them fight.
Willis see; just like being mar
ried.-Toledo Blade
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Just Starts EN- on.

Mrs. Smith-You say you never
gossip?
Mrs. Smart-Never. When l feel
disposed to hear my neighbors dis.
cussed, l merely mention a name and
then listen.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Good News at Last.

Wife Cat a. m.)-"I have no
words to express my contempt for
you"
Boozer-"Tha's tn bes' news I've
heard for long time. m'dear."-
Boston Transcript.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

what did you say to your wife
when you got home at IL last nightT
"My dear"
"Is that all?"
Eyes; she began talking then"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

Coated tongue, vertigo and consti.
patton are relieved by Garfield Tea
Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Its Sort.

Good story that about the rattle
snake. wasn't IT."
Yes, rafting good story"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick women
well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or
liquid.-Adv,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you Garfield Tea
promotes health.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

For disordered liver, take Garfield
Tea. the Herb laxative. All druggists.
Adv
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Logical Conclusion.

HE Is not out of the woods yet"
"That is why they think they can
tree him."
Nearly all men are suspicious and
nearly all women are superstitious.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
Sore s e1.. 'ss.s;. t y ;:,:;
sure to Sun. Dustand Wind
Eyes ;s e ;;; s: s E$ @';:

Your Duggist's Soc per Bottle. Murine Eye
Sslyci in 7 ubes 2sc. For Book oithc Eyefrccasi
druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24

LAND FOR SALE-ln Kern County. CALI
tprnia 20 acres fenced. old well. Five miles from
falsa land potatoes and onions. Good crop
raised on adjoining land. Near good homes and
schools. Low price and easy terms to right man.
Francisco. California.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1917-03-24
To That End-TRY
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
PATENT ATTORNEYS

PATENTS that protect secured through
PACIFIC COAST PATENT AGENCY, Inc.
Saving and Loan Building Stockton. California.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-28
T RADICALS DYNAMITED
EDDYSTONE PLANT

Chester, Pa, April 2s.-Startling
indications that the Eddystone mu-
nitions plant disaster may have been
caused by Russian plOtteTs came to
light Friday at the cOrOner's inquest
into the death of 1O2 victims of the
explosion.
Federal authorities are combing
the country for a Russian govern
ment inspector known as "Waskoff''
who sent a message saying "ExplO-
sion occurred today our crowd safe"
to a radical Russian newspaper i'll
New York Immediately after the
blast.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-28

Washington.-Sec'y Of Commerce
Redfeld asked congress for appro-
priation of $4,000 to relieve food sit
uation by introducing fish into more
general use.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-28

Price conner, daughter OF Mrs. PrlCe
Collier.
ENGLAND WINNING BUT FOOD
PROBLEM IS SERIOUS
London, April 25.-England is VIM,
ming; the ultimate success of allies
cannot be doubted and that success
is being achieved at less and less cost.
But meanwhile England must econ
omize and make sacrifices. Around
this text today Premier LlOyd-GeOrge
delivered an eloquent address in for
NAL exercises responding to freedom
Of the city granted him by London at
the Guild Hail.
Emphasizing the seriousness of
the submarine problem, on which he
said "the best brains of Britain and
America were now concentrated,
the prime minister appealed to the
public for food economy and increas-
ed production, vOiCing at the same
time the belief that there would be no
necessity for increased food prices.
Ireland" he said, 'is the one me-
nacing prospect on the whole hOri-
zOn. l appeal to all to sink personal
and party feelings for the purpose Of
a settlement there.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1917-02-09
February 9, 1917

Germany's peace proposal Russia
takes the lead in proclaiming to be
a war for the recognition of the
principle of nationalities' brings
the Russian Jew emancipation, then
the end of this war must be the be-
ginning of a Jewish war for free
dom. That is claim that can wait
no longer, a campaign we can no
longer conduct on a peace footing.
1t may be that freedom will bring
to the Eastern Jew only the same
degeneration that it has brought in
the West. But the Russian Jews
are six millions, and there is safety
in numbers. And if there is really
to be recognition of the principle of
nationalities, they may even take
their place in reconstructed FEEDER
al Russia. But whatsoever their flu
ture, the present scandal to civiliza
ton must cease. For the voice of
the blood Of our brothers cries unto
us from the ground. Of old, from
the depths of their anguish, our fore
fathers sometimes allowed to pene-
trate into their literature or their
liturgy cry for vengeance, and we
have CLOSED it over with apologies.
Today the friends of Belgium are
reading the Old Testament with
new appreciation; today it is the
meek Gospel of Galilee that is
CLOSED over, and the maxim of Eye
for eye, tooth for TOOTH long sup
posed to be the brand of a blood
thirsty breed unillumined by the
second Revelation, has been pushed
forward as the central principle of
Christianity Even the official man
ifesto of the Allies demands first of
all penalties for the 'innumerable
outrages' committed by Germany,
penalties, reparation, guarantees, SO
runs the formula. But Jewry asks
from Russia neither penalties nor
reparation, only guarantees guar
antees of freedom and future securi-
ty.' And these we must and will
have!
From you tonight I have had
both reparation and guarantee
reparation for what other Jews have
said or done, and a guarantee that I
may continue my work, secure of
your friendship, even should we diff
fer. Gratitude has been defined as
a lively sense of future favors. My
gratitude to you takes the shape of
a lively sense of future labors. The
nature of those labors | have en-
deavored to indicate tonight at the
risk of repaying your dinner with
tdroeha, An nnericaa Christian
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-27

Der mister editer- there's a yung
Teller working in the gas offise that
will own the .ofise purity soon. he is
that smart
by the side of him a fox amt one
half foxey enuf
& he had a grudge agin the man
that bosses the cOmplante dept. for
the gas CO., so he thought he wood
git the job for a friend of hisn
this friend he brought up to the
head of the offise & says have a
friend who wood make the best COM
plante clerk in town & wish you
wood give him the job
so the boss gives the friend the Onct
over & says to him whatcher been
doing, but the man don't anser atau.
why, said the boss turning to the
yung man, don't yure friend anser me
& the yung teller says, he is stone
deaf
def, yells the boss, well what in
the name of cOmmin cents wood we
want with a def man for he Good
ent heer what the peepeI had to
COmplane about
that's the fine point, the young fell
Ter says, you see all the kickers wood
get so sore hOIlerng at him that they
wood forget there kicks about the
fast running meters & soon there
woOdent no boldly come in to COM
plane atall
yes, said the boss, & purity soon we
woodent have no more gas companey
than rabbet, you had better get him
out of heer befOur i forget myself &
toss him out
-O-O
THE DIFFERENTIAL
In Western Kansas, at a cOnven-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-27
He talked an unrea.

in the country. He talked an unrea,
sCnahly long time.
How mUch?" he asked.
One dollar, please" she said.
"One dOllarr' he cried. why, ir
Chicago l could telephone to hades
and back for ten cents.7
why, certainly; but that is within
the city limits" she repled.-Puck
nIEcrAIIIr nIAnIIE
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-27

THE DIFFERENTIAL
In Western Kansas, at a cORven
ton, a man telephOned a friend on
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-06-07
SHORTENS HOURS Of
MINNESOTA SALOONS

st. Paul, June GA drastic order:
based on a statement from Secretary
of War Baker that military camps
cannot be maintained where moral con.
ditions are not of the best, was issued
by the Minnesota public safety com.
mission, which will result in the i'm.
mediate closing of cabarets in which
intoxicating drinks are sold in all
cities in Minnesota over $4,000 popu.
-lation, namely, St. Paul, Minneapolis
and Duluth.
The commission also ordered that
all saloons in the state must be closed
from 10 p. m. to a. H., except where
earlier closing hours already are in
force; that no women be served with
drinks at any time and that no WON.
en- be allowed in saloons.
The, commission passed the order,
which was designated No. 7, after
some debate during which the defini-
ton of cabaret" was discussed. AS
finally drawn the order. bars dancing
and cabaret performances in any sa
loon or place where Intoxicating liq.
uor is solo, -.
The various municipal governing
bodies are instructed to carry out the
order and penalties are prescribed in
case Of violation.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-06-07
BUTTE STAGES SMALL RIOT
Parade Opposing Registration Is Quick.
w Dispersed.

~ dispersed.
Butte, Mont, June GA parade OF
about 500 or 600 men and women, who
appeared of foreign extraction, in pro-
test against registration, and carry
ing a red flag bearing the words,
Down with war;" started a riot.
The paraders, all shouting against
war and registration, had paraded only
four blocks when citizens began gath
ering. Police officers seized the lead
ers, when women in the parade be-
gan clawing the officers. Three or
four shots we're fired, but no one was
hurt.
Mayor w. H. Maloney, mounting to
the top of building overlooking a
crowd of $500 persons, announced he
would give them fifteen minutes to
dispense. National guardsmen, who
had been held at their barracks, came
down on a run, with bayonets fixed,
forcing the crowd to >disperse. Sew
eral were arrested.