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PRESIDENT CONTEMPLATES NO
MORE PEACE NOTES now; HIS
SENATE BACKERS DEFEND HIM
Spirited Debate In House Precedes Vote
Which Fails to Indorse Wilson Though
Approving Request for Peace Terms
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WASHINGTON c.
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-05
GREEK AND noRwEeIkn
STEAMERS DESTROYED

L0NDONx Eng. T1n. 6-[l1Tl8
Agency announces En1l ne Greek
steamer Tsiroplnas and TIE NoIIe
gian steamers odda ana HsIsof have
been sunk by submaftnss
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-05

LONDON. Eng Jan The Greek
goyernment acting IN htruonI |II1
TIE king. today decided lo reject Ger.
tain clauses q the Enlsnle ntfe g.
the fighting at Athens, says . Rell.I's
Despatch.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-05

CHARLESTON s. C, Jan. 5-Bernard Barlch has sent 81
Chairman the rules committee and declines ~
ment the Wood charges '--s1.
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SAYS FILIPINO DEATHS NOT OFFICERS FAuLTt

WASHINGTON. bReporting 20 the delRFtI
mal Wnterhae tbs Asiatic fleet tells otfan
number Of Ffpnos asphyxated Is mptn
died while confined He that nvesgation failed to- dis
error in Judgment on the part Of officers
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-05

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Horol Laru 11n |
FoE oan Fr1nolooe:
~. Lognn Jan q
Frpm tnncogysr:
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La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
SOME MORE SHORT ONES.

Try those matted milks at Colt
mans Pharmacy.
Miss Frances Cahlll. OF Las AMI
mas. and Mr., and Mrs. Kegan. OF
Fort Lyon. spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. F. l.. Shanhoitzer.
Mrs. W. o. Maxwell and son.
"Bobbie," leave Sunday for Los An
geles. Calf. where they will visit
until September.
Mrs. william Hamilton left on
"Wednesday for Los Angeles. Calf.
where she will spend the summer
relatives and friends.
Mrs. Cora Summers. OF Albuquer-
que. y. NJ, arrived in the city last
week and will be the guest OF her
sister. Mrs. Leslie Jones. for few
days.
Miss Helen I'M. who has been
teaching In Denver. will spend the
summer vacation with her brother.
DIR. Chalmers A. Hill and family in
Council Bluffs. Iowa.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
Eiks' Flag Day Exercises

The members OF La Junta Lodge.
No. FOL. B. u. o. f., will hold their
annual flag day exercises at the
Rourke Theater. Thursday evening.
June lt,h. An elaborate program
has been prepared for the occasion
The principal address will be given
by NJ. II. Purcell. OF Colorado
Springs. and the musical program
by a community chorus under the
leadership of Prof. Austin. On ac-
count OF the special Significance OF
flag day this year the capacity OF
the theater will probably be taxed
to ifs utmost to accommodate those
who will desire to participate in this
patriotic celebration.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
New $50. 900 Hotel At swink

G. A. Dahlgren commenced work
this week on a new $4,000 hotel
at swink. II will be built of brick.
two stories in height. with a high
basement. and Will be modern and
up 20 date in every particular. The
hotel will have forty-fiye rooms.
thirty-fiye OF which will be sleeping
rooms II is being erected by the
Holly Sugar Corporation for the ac-
commodation OF factory employees.
and will also cater to the transient
and tourist trade, II will be such
an up to date hotel that II may re-
suit in Swink becoming summer
resort for tourists.
The site OF the hotel is on Main
street, adjoining the post office on
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
Credit Where Due

In commenting on an item clipped
from the La unta Tribune. showing
the number Of enlistments from the
various towns In the Arkansas valley.
our esteemed contemporary. the La
mar Sparks. modestly takes credit
for the entire number who enlisted
in that city. when, as matter OF
fact, l5 OF the IS mentioned were
Wiley boys The Journal does not
aim 10 detract one whit from Lamar's
big showing. but It Is only just and
fair that Wiley be given credit for
the men who left their homes here
10 fight for their country. Wiley
Is proud OF her soldier boys; proud
OF the assurance that no matter
where they 20 the lads from Colo
RADIOS Eden will give a good account
OF themselves. Lamar had as we'll
make up her mind first as last that
Wiley is on the map and will be
heard from occasionally. Wiley
Journal.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

deliver a lecture At the Reformed
Presbyterian church at o'clock
Thursday evening on War Condi-
tions in Turkey" Everybody is in
yited.
Mrs. c ". Harrison received a
telegram from Chicago yesterday
morning announcing the safe arrival
OF the good ship Mongolia In Lon
don. England. This is the ship on
which her son, Fred A. Harrison.
sergeant In the medical corps OF
the United States Army. recently
sailed, with the expectation Of be-
ing assigned to service In France.
This was the best news the Har-
rison family has had for many
months.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
Sacred Concert

A sacred concert will be given at
the First Baptist church on Sunday
night. All lovers OF good music will
be glad to know that Mrs. Blanche
Jackson and Mr.. Gustave Hendin,
both OF Colorado Springs. will be
here to take the leading parts. Mr.
II. Ciiff Holderman. who is a great
favorite with the La Junta people.
will also sing There viii be quar-
tets. duets and solos. Miss Jackson
has also consented to sing at the
morning service.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

hrs. 1Thce huDOtu anu BOZ, (,
Vance. and Bert Spidel and Miss
Marion Helm motored TO Pueblo last
Saturday morning. On their return
trip they were accompanied by Mrs.
Minnie Hurst and daughter. Fran
ces. who visited with Mrs. Hurst's
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. David Spidei,
until Sunday night.
Howard Snoddy. son OF Mr.. and
Mrs W II. Snoddy, an old time Las
Animas boy, was In town the last
OF the week visiting with old time
friends. Howard was en- route TO
Los Angeles TO spend the summer
vacation with his parents. after q
winter spent In the Denver Dental
College-Las Animas Leader.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dean Holmes. Mr..
and Mrs Vernon Kintner. Mrs. Ger
trude Kintner, and Mrs. J. W. Fish
er and Mrs. II W. Potter motored
TO Colorado Springs last Sunday. The
whole party. with the exception OF
Mrs. Potter, who will remain at the
Acacia Hotel for the summer. re-
turned late sunday night on the
train
DR. w. VI Moore writes from Ster-
Ing. Kan. that he expects to arrive
home this morning via the Ford
route. accompanied by his wife and
daughter They have been attend
ing the synod OF the Reformed Pres
byterian church. which was in ses-
sion there over Sunday DIR. Moore
says crops around Sterling are fine.
with corn and wheat looking unus-
ually good.
Mr. and Mrs s C. Taylor left
last Sunday night for Portland. Ore.
where they will make their home in
the future in the hope that Mrs
Tsylor's health will be improved
Mr.. Taylor has been employed as
maintenance clerk in the office OF
Division Superintendent orr. but re-
signed his position 10 accept one
with the Oregon Railway and Nav
igation Company.
y. 5. Larsen arrived home last
Monday morning ON No. from Ell
gin. Ill. where he was summoned
on account OF the death of n sister
OF Mrs Larsen Mr. Larsen met his
son. Lloyd. at Topeka. the latter
coming down from Fort Riley. where
he is leading the strenuous life al
the officers military training camp
Mrs. Larsen is expected to arrive
home the firs, OF next week.
A. c. Draper. who conducts one OF
the largest furnishing stores In La
Jun,a. was n Cheraw visitor the first
OF the week. We understand that
Mr.. Draper has a feeling In his heart
for Cherxw that he cannot discard
very easily and It has been told TO
us tina, he is thinking strongly Of
a store In our city. We
hope there is some foundation to
our understanding. .-Cheraw Herald. |
Rev. Samuel Edgar. who has been l
attending the Synod OF the Re-
formed Presbyterian church a, ster-
ling. Kan, will arrive in La Junta /.
today for brief visit with old-time 1
friends. having officiated as pastor
of that church In this city n dozen or
more years ago. Rev. Edgar viii I
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

the south. II will have a frontage
on that street OF los feet and 4
depth OF thirty-two feet for the main
building. with an addition In the
rear. In the center OF the main
building. 35I32 feet, which will at-
ford an opportunity for windows in
every room In the hotel. According
to the terms OF the contract the
building is to be completed and ready
for occupancy not later than Sep
tember lst.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
CAMP FORT RILEY
CONTINUED from First Page)

into action. ] think all the La Junta
men have chosen the infantry.
1t is almost time for retreat, and
as shave and shine are two es-
sential features OF that formation.
| will quit and get busy"
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
ron TRADE on sxCmAx0R

ron ExCHAN0E-Farm Of asa
acees located II Powhatan county.
vrglnle, twenty-five miiss non
nieS S00aA and thres nilss from
CIayvl11o B. h: station. for fArn
neoooely near Il Junta, Colo. er
c5ly. pe0Dssty ie Ia Junta. voe pr.
tleu1Sfs, wSlts 0eo. D. PiseAss. Cher.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR OALE-The frame building as
the corner Of Fourth and Colosa.
do, known ~ 81. Andrews Church,
II for sale 10 the highest bidder.
Address all bids or inquiries 10 the
REV. q. n. Dow. Ia Junta. Colo. BY
order Of the vestry. q. W. Miiiiksn.
eocrotaSy.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR 6ALE-GuArantecd hay press:
guaranteed two and one-haif tons
per hour: sood shape: plenty Of
work: will sell cheap. cash or time.
r L. Reyuolds. Chsraw. Colo.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR SALE-Six lots. Nos. 81 TO -.
IN Bradish addition. Ia Junta:
cheap. Write owner. VIM. Hanson.
Judith Gap. Montana.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR SALE-Two registered Hoi.
stein Fricsian bulls: fine individ-
uais. Write Jones 4 Hailatt. Las
Animas. Colo. or phone 30 u 2.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR SALE-Hoistein cows. hcifers
and calves: good coiors. individ.
uais and breeding: prices right:
terms can be arranged. See Lloyd
Thomas
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR SALE-Refriscrator: dining
tsble: two burner oil stove:
Kitchen cabinet. Inquire at SIS San
10 re avenue. phone Junta i7s.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
FOR RENT
FOR SALE.

FOR SAi.E-House In West Ia Jun
u on milk condenssry site: cheap.
Inquire OF q. A. Dahlgren. <0i Colo
RADIO avenue.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

FOR SALE-Ons one-hor power
electric motor: In excellent condi.
tion: . bargain II taken at once. In.
quire at this office.
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14

wANTED-To loan. $4,000 at Z
per cent interest. Inquire Of s.
X. Mendelson
La Junta tribune., 1917-06-14
WANTED.

TRADE at the Palace Drug Store.
LIVERY and transfer; Barr 4 Rose,
phone Junta 80.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM. OCT, II, 1917

do not help me willingly / will
change you into a sea animal and
you shall become the slave of oil
the gods" ...
Just then splashing was heard
and Neptune in his chariot drove
up to the door. r... H.
Amphitrite jumped up and tried
to cover Potus with aeaweed. 80
Neptune saw Petus' leg sticking
out and ordered his servants to I'M
cover him,
"Who is this mortal?" he asked.
"She says am her son." said
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Petus, telling Neptune all that Am
phitrite had said ...
ooh, you foolish woman, would
you be wicked as we'll as foolish ?"
said her husband do you not
know that you could never become
greater than Jupiter or June, and
that you only would bring about
your own destruction by trying?
"Your son shall remain a mortal
and you shall remain always alone
among your seaweed and the sea
animals shall be your only compan-
ions. When you go abroad | will
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

next thing Petus knew he was ST.
ting in his boat again and his net
was filled with fish.
But when the waves dash high
over the rocks about his home Petus
no more goes out to watch them,
for he does not hear the call OF
Amphitrite's voice any more, and
Stella is happy because her son
never leaves her
Petus did not tell his strange ex-
perience to any one, but he knew
that a mortal is much better
mother that sea goddess.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

take you, but you can never be
trusted again to have power over
any sea folk or mortals.
Take the boy back to his boat
Neptune commanded. The mer
maids lay trembling on the floor
near their mistress NO, will
take him myself; put him on one
OF my horses" ......
The mermaids opened the door
and helped Petus TO mount the sea
horse,
"Now we are Off" said Neptune
with a wave Of his trident, and the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
NOT A cENTIPEDE

An Irishman gave a little dinner
and invited few of his intimate
friends. A chicken was set on the
table and Pat began carving.
"Well, Mary" he said, "and what
part would you like?"
"Bedady, Pat" she says. I'D like
a leg"
"And you, Mike?"
"Sure, leg"
"And what part would you favor,
Bridget"
I'D like a leg, too"
"Arrah," said Pat, do you think
it's spider I'm carvin'"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
GINGER JAR LEAKS

"Rastus. what's 20 gwine to do
dis fall?"
Use gwine to open school an
teach chicken stealth by mail =
Harper's Magazine.
Mold you sure your wife
knows I'm going home to dinner
with you?"
Todd Knows! Well, rather!
Why. my dear fellow, | argued with
her about 1t this morning for nearly
half an hour"
Where does all the bugs 90 in
the winter?"
Il don't know, you can search
me"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
DOING HER BIT

Mistress -"If that nail in your
shoes gives you such pain. Louisa.
why don't you take hammer and
knock it out? p
Louisa -"No, thank you. mum.
When | think what the soldiers are
suffering in the trenches, | don't
see why | shouldn't do my bit, and
suffer too"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
poucHTFuL EVEN NOW

A observation-disclosures man stood
gazing longingly at the enticing
display in haberdasher's window.
A friend stopped to inquire If he
was thinking of buying the marked
down lavender silk shirt,
Gosh, MOI" replied the fat man
wistfuIy "The only thing that fits
me ready-made is handkerchief
and grocery wagon umbrella.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
ALL WITH HIM

She was much interested In
prison reform and was visiting o
large prison one day
Don't any Of your friends come to
see you on visiting days?" she
asked, of big, burly ruffian,
Nom, responded the ex-burg-
lar; they're all here Wic me. =
Everybody's Magazine,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
CHARLES MacLEONHARDT,
Editor-in- Chief

Huckelberry Finn, Associate Editor
Lucy Corntossel, Society Editor.
General Nuisance, Fighting Editor.
Uncle Ez Zarrow, Cartoonist.
Rastus Johnson. Sporting Editor
Matilda Ebbs. Movie Editor.
Katinka ZarroW, Scenic Artist.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
SOME NEW SPELLING

There is farmer who is Wy
Enough to take his EE,
And study nature with his II,
And think of what he &C.
He hears the chatter of the JJ
AS they each other TT
And sees that when a tree DIX
1t will make home for BIB.
A yoke Of horses he will UU
With many haws and GG,
And their mistakes he will XQQ
When blowing for his PIP.
He little buys, but much he sells
And, therefore, little. 90;
And when he hoes his soil by spells
He also soils his hose.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
Time HAS CHANGED

Whats become of the old-fash-
toned girl who said, Ask father?"
said Hi Squash
"WelI," replied Uncle Ez Zarrow,
"she now has a daughter who says.
give it more gas, George; the old
man Is gaining on u.s.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
Just Extra
TOWN DolNGs

The Evening Jag is a new paper
printed at Punkin Center-and the
Morning Headache printed at Pc
dunk. Hiram Boggs takes both of
them, but he says "The Morning
Headache always comes after the
Evening Jag"-and in reality they
usually do.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
SAVE THIS FOR APRIL FIRST

Perhaps you see a pocketbook
Upon q hidden string.
You make grab, but when you look
You do not see a thing.
Upon life's lessons of this kind
We should keep careful tab
Just bear this episode in mind
And look before you grab.
At lots of most attractive schemes
We're asked to take a look.
But many of them, so 1t seems,
Are like the pocketbook
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

The main discussion at the mar
ried mems club last Tuesday was
DO married men live longer than
single men" Hez Pinkley spoke
UP and said, "he didn't think it
made any difference-only mar
ried mems life just seems longer,
as that was the way it appealed to
him.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
POOR MAN

rs your husband up YETI" In
quired the early morning caller.
Il guess he is" replied the stern
woman at the door.
"Well, I'd like to say a few words
to him"
$50 would |, he hasn't come home
yet"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
POOR OLD MOON

The poor old Moon is wearing out.
She's welEnigh spent her life;
Old Sol will have to look about
To find another wife.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
HicKSVJLLE BREEZE

Published every week to tell al
most the truth. and lives up to it's
reputation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

To get the squirrels to follow you
you must be nut And it might
be said safely the squirrels arc kept
pretty busy these days,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
OF COURSE NOT

Mary had a little limp;
She knew her shoes were tight.
And did she change emf I'm a
simp
she Just said. might"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

A friend and money go together
if you have no money; no friends.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
SLOW EATS

Waiter, it is almost a half hour
since ordered that turtle soup"
Sorry sir, but you know how
slow turtles are
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
VILLAGE NEWS

Roscoe Ebbs has a chance to get
married, but he's afraid he won't be
drafted.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
HIM OR THE Hoe-WHlcHY

FOR SALE-Anyone wanting a
big fat hog come and see me
Arthur Sellman, Galyana News
New York;.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Uncle Sy Plunkard never knew
that Columbus discovered Ameri-
ca until the other day. He said,
HE always thought the mans
name was Robinson Crusoe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
EDITORIAL

Beef was the highest when the
COW jumped over the moon
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Wouldn't it be some wait if we
ordered snails9
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Huckelberry Firms grandad
says: THANK goodness there is
one wheel on an auto that doesn't
need a tire--the steering wheel.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Huckelberry Firms grandad
says: THANK goodness there is
one wheel on an auto that doesn't
need tire--the steering wheel.
Cyrus Love and Mrs. Love are
being congratulated over the arriv-
al Of twins at their home last
week. This seems to be little
love affair.
We are fortunate indeed that the
wind storm which blew down the
church Thursday afternoon did no
real damage.
Eddie Jebbs, who come into sew
eral thousand dollars by his grand
fathers will and who has been in
the city several months, has come
back and gone to work at his old
job in the tannery,
Geo. H.. Gumshoe, who sold gasO-
line to Dan Seaberry by mistake
for alcohol, which nearly burned
Dams throat out, has been relieved
of his job at the drug store by the
proprietor-Squire Hoskins.
Almost every man in town, al
though few went, bought tickets to
the lawn party at the church Sat
urday, held to give the preacher a
long vacation.
Lizzie Jebbs says she always
hates to miss one of the ladies'
Tuesday Art club meetings, because
she can't tell but what the balance
of the members will talk about her.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Heat is swifter than cold, because
you can catch cold.
A kiss is like gossip Goes from
mouth to mouth.
If you went home to dinner and
saw only one beet on the table,
you'd say, "That beet's all
It's funny the Spring opens the
leaves and the autums turn them.
A man without arms could read q
book like that
1t is said, buttons are put on q
coat, so you can button it"
A sculptor has a most horrible
death because he makes faces and
busts.
When thirty-two degrees is freez-
ing point, the squeezing point must
be two in the shade.
The difference between a hill and
pill; one is hard to get up, and the
other is hard to get down
A watch dog IS larger by night
than by day, because at night he is
let out and in the day he is taken
in.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

The flag-raising in the village
square, which was to have been
held Saturday, was postponed.
Town Clerk Kinkley said they
would have held it alright except
that the flagpole wasn't finished,
and the flag ordered from the city
hasn't come.
The town board voted that was
sufficient reasons for the postpone
ment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

A kiss is like gossip Goes from
mouth to mouth.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
THOSE HOGS

Ina Hogg and IRA Hogg are visit
ing their cousin Moore Hogg of
Bean Ridge, this week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27
BREEzETTES

Heat is swifter than cold, because
you can catch cold.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

1t is bound to make you feel a
little cheap" when you think of
the days when you used to take all
of baby's candy. and then try to
muffle his cries by asking him
what's the matter.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

If you went home to dinner and
saw only one beet on the table.
you'd say, "That beet's all
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

Mrs. Matilda Kash, baked a
sponge cake Saturday and borrow
ed some eggs. some sugar and
some flour from Mrs. Samanthy
Virgins and Ez Virgins said.
Sponge cakes are alright, but can't
see why they should sponge entire
ly on u.s."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

The heavy rains flooded the Wild
ow Tuttle's big vegetable garden
last week and destroyed all the
corn, squash and tomatoes, which
was all she had planted in it
Squire Hibbletree said, "she ought
to plant navy beans, next time"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

The difference between woman
and umbrella-you can shut an
umbrella up.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-27

The difference between a hill and
pill; one is hard to get up, and the
other is hard to get down