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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Ordered FROM RHEIMS.

PARIS. April s. 4:i5 p. m. the gov
crnlncnt announces that In view OF the
mcthndIral destruction Of the city OIL
nheims by German artillery. every per,
son whose presence Is rot considered
Indispensable must leave the place.
Refuge will hr provided for those who
are unable 10 find shelter with relatives
or friends.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
WILL BE DEDICATED

ET~T!aT nIvf-aTch ITT11UaF7cSf.
rETTRSRERG. X. Va. April S---Thn
new United Rrnthr"n Church will DO
dedicated Sunday. .Iun" Il, by Bishop
W NJ. Weekly. PaI!i>rshurE. assisted by
tn" Rev. mr.. \. s. Hnrmack. superin-
tenddent OF the Virginia Conference.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
rnrt-EellY Nrptials.

One Of tho pretty carly spring vel
tllrgs Was that which took place Satur-
day evening n o'clock In the rarSnu-
age OF the Second Presbyterian church.
when Miss Anna Chamhr rlain i(olly and
MIR. J. STANLEY Turk w"r" quietly united
in marriage tn" Rev pr. Thomas Gri"r
konniz. officiating. TIL" ceremony WAS
performed hcfrrc u small group of init
mat" friends and relatives.
Miss t;enovicvc Sloan Of Charlcroi.
IA attic ndeci tho bride and Mr.. james
J.. ''owl served III the capacity Of best
man Tho brid" Is III" daughter Of
Mr.. Wilson. 7. Kelly Of 1lUhnard's Lam.
and Mr. Turk is tho snn Nf Mr.. and Mrs.
John Turk Of The Islnrd. n" is as
enciated with thn Wheeling Steel and
Iron company as payrnaStcr NJ the YORK
willie mill.
The bridge and groom will TAX" no
Wedding trir as vet hut will Immediate
" take up their residence at tho hons
of lhn bride in Tuhhard's Lane.
I'll" following announcement has been
issued: =.
Ny. Wilson 7. Kelly
announces III" marriage Of his daughter
Anna Chamberlain
Mr.. John Stanley Turk
on Saturday. April tEc g"Ten'h.
enc thousand nine hundred and seventeen
Wheeling. West virginia
~ homo
IIUhbar6'S Lane
Wheeling. W. Ma
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Farewell FOR Miss Lambert.

Thr 1l",nr i;rnunmirS club met Sat
urd., afternoon =, fhr tInm" Economics
hrilLir" "r ih" High school. TIL" StS-
sion vas III tho uatur" "f n farewell ct"
Miss I.nr,,l",ri assistant di"tIrian nj M
ohio Vn'l"r General hospital. VIII" leaves
Wr,in"e,!", '"r h"r h"T'c ~ MasSAchU .
S"ii$.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Compllm outing Bride and Groom.

Mr.. and Mrs. Lesley +. Albright. or
Ia" Mar. pleasantly entertained las;
evening n q rharmn::" appointed q
, o'clock dinner AT ih"ir h.'n". as Il COM
| pltmcnt 20 Mr.. and Mrs. i'ran!i ". T7y-
lnr. who w"r" married yesterday III So.
! NaryS and arrived as guests NJ III"
Albright hnnI" until his evening. when
they will l"a""' o. an eastern honey
moon.
Covers vc"r laid for about ihrt"
guests. and III" Dime" NJ" DELIGHTFUL
| In all ita appointments. Roses aud car
raticnS formed - beautiful r"ntcrric""
for tn" table. and thu. home throughout
| was attractive in its Easter dcrora-
tons.
Mrs. Taylor l"f"rr her marri"c" was
Miss t;"rtriIdc iliChS. on" ri st. MIr%3
most popular ladies. and the groom ~
we'll known in Wheeling. having former
~ boon r"un"Cirh with IN" Wheeling
Planning Mill, hut, nov retired resident
nf 81. MarTS.
Mr.. aud Mrs Tayl"r w"rc accom-
m MED Ia ;hi; city h% Misses kni"
! IIind$ Garnet I.d,mundS and Mary f"i-
I Ter and Henry steele
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09

Another OF III" many quiet weddings
OF the carly spring WAS that "f Miss
Edna Smith of SrrinGfcld. Mrss.. ami
Mr.. R"Sco" W. Er"Sor. prominent drug
ciSt Of this City. at Nv" rom" ~ pr.
Charles II. E"osnr in South Chaplin"
street. Saturday tfi"rn"n Tho H.. Ilr.
Clarence Euc"n" All'n. pastor nr tn"
Fourth Stree: VI. T. church. nifi"i"r"d.
'rhcy will h" ~ home. 20 friends IN 200
Chaplirn street
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Enst.r panch MoudAY.

Many have received invitations from
Mrs. Maud" SponTcr Becker Ia attend
hcr Faster dance To he given this even
Ing in the Island club rooms.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
WOMAN'S CLUBS

Club activities which were moro or
less affected by the Lenten season prom
ise to be greatly revived in the opening
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09

love as that between mother and dauGh-
Ter. doesn't l." But | am afraid envy
Is a NOR. pcrvastvc and dominant char
actsristic than most of us realize.
Many times envy docs not come owl
mid the orcn and reveal itself, rs such.
CftentjncS i, APPEARS under the mask
uf puiagnniSm Or umtlpIthy.
Tare n Look ut Your Antagontsnls.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09

Try 10 b. perfectly honest with your
self Hold up some "f your aniaGon,,
isms 10 thr l;=bl Of strict analysis ana
nHh yourself. why do dislike TINS per
SON: Mhy'dn Ind myself offended IN
him hv thjnxS Thai iIs others | ,wouid
not notice. Why d" | assign unworthy
motives ~ everything h" d"''S'. l"oH ior
Snobbrr; in his friendships and phtro-
mage in his churity? Is there amy taint
81 envy that is inus co'orinS my Ju"s
,ncnts" Is hn more successful than /,
socially or financially. or in some other
direction that In my secret heart envy.
iIrr, is another siEn post or envy
did YOU eyer find yourself feeling mn
arrnIuiahIy pleased when som"on" VINO
has b"..n terribly prosperous meets
some kind &c q crorperc :.
I',rh;,ua Won can sNculp3to yourself
fr.,m ali those mcsnnesS"s. lf you can
ven haze indeed left behind ono III Inc
connlonesl Of human Irailiti"S.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
S1nith-Bra nAfaas Wedding.

To Miss Alma BrandrasS. daughter of
Mr.. Charles T. ErandfHss. goes III" homer
Of being WEDDINGS first war hrIi" Miss
I;randfass was quietly married Saturday
L. Mr. Walter t. Smith, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. =. G.. Smith nf tho Island. Mr..
Smith. 4 civil engineer and member
Of tho Pla:tShurE association as a pro
visi"nal enlistment. is subject 10 Il call
70 arms at any time. This rountrys do
clhrHiion OF War with Germany hastnnod
III" wedding which was SGT for a later
date. They wore married in tho home
nf IN" rridr in North Main street. by tho
Row. nr. Claud" Porter Terry. pastor oC
IN" First Presbyterian church.
Copies ar ;h" following announcement
Will no received ny many friends his
morning:
Mr.. Charles Frederick Trardfnss
annuuncc" tho marriage Of his daughter
Alma
10
Mn Walter Clare Smith.
m Saturday. April seventh.
ono Thousand nine hundred and
seventeen.
Wheeling. West Virginia.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
SIDE. TALKS
8y Ruth Cameron
She Envies Her Daughter

"non't YOU know WIN ih"y dnnl gHt
along InCHthcr7" said my nnichh"r VIE n
I smoke Of 4 mother and h"r InArrl"f
daughter VIII" do MT $'CrE I" find an?
ha DpincSS il each other.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Mothers and Daughters Ought to Be
above Envy.

II scnms terrible thai envy should on
ter into what Ought 70 H." 81 perfect
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-04-09
Mn Walter Clare Smith.
Keesor- Smith Nuntinls.

SNNNNT''M.
Wheeling. West Virginia.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26

duced. The beauty Of the Dutch CO.
lonial style rests in the appearance
which conveys the Idea OF trim, clean,
neat lines and surfaces.
The colonial style Of architecture
has very decided advantage from
the standpoint of interior arrange
ment This advantage comes out OF
the fact that the plan outline Of a
colonial house Is always plainly rec
tangulnr, or very nearly so. Working
with such a plan outline, the design
er finds little difficulty In laying out
rooms which are well-propOrtioned
well-lighted and convenient.
The central entrance Is nt the for
ward end Of hall which extends back
through the house TO the small rear
porch, in the plan. Just inside the
entrance there Is a large Cased open
Ing on either side OF the hall. one of
these leads into the living room and
the other into the dining room. The
stairway TO the second floor Is built
In this hall. The small rear porch Is
set into the house, being simply Il por-
tion of the center strip provided for
the hall. However, this porch does
not project under second floor room
which sometimes produces difficulty In
heating.
The living room, l3 feet by % feet,
is almost ideal for family house such
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
BY WILLIAM A. RADFoRD.

During the past ten years and al
the present time there Is n tendency
among home builders to select Il type
of architecture which descends direct.
ly from the early houses of this coun.
try. The colonial architecture in all
of its phases, has been carefully stud.
led by architects specializing in resi-
dence design and beautiful dwellings
may be found everywhere which pos
sess the characteristics of this style.
All of the modern building materials
have been used successfully in the
adaptation of the early style to pres
ent needs and desires.
Among others there is the type
shown in the accompanying photo
graphic perspective view. This house
with its gambrel roof and central en-
trance, divided sash windows and
shutters is typIcally Dutch colonial.
The walls of the first floor and dorm
ers are finished with stucco and the
remaining exterior surface is covered
with shingles. The Outside-built Chin
ney is laid of brick. The design is
simple, which is really "a characteris-
tic of the style rather than of this par
ticular house. The dominating fea-
lures of the house, as far as appear
ance is concerned, are the roof and
the windows. The roof surface is
large in the Dutch colonial style and
a considerable portion of it has such
a steep slope that it is used to take
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
BALCONY
Second-Floo Plan.

as this. III many living rooms 1t is
necessary to give the effect of length
by placing the fireplace in the end.
This room, however, is long enough so
that it can be arranged to give the i'm
preston of compactness. This idea is
carried out by placing the large brick
fireplace along one of the side walls
instead of at the end. Such an ar
rangement gives plenty of inside wall
space so that some well chosen fur
niture can be secured to fit in with the
general scheme. An attractive fea-
ture of the living room is the window
scheme on either side of the fireplace.
The windows are in sets of three, set
out from the wall. This places mar
row shelf at little below shoulder
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Not a Bit of Use.

There was some speculation as tC
whether the instrument would benefit
the old gentleman or not. One was
holding the ear trumpet, while another
was explaining its use and showing
old Mr.. Shortcash how to hold it to his
ear.
"Say something to him through it.
Binks," said one to the other.
Now Binks had long waited for an
opportunity to reach Mr.. Shortcashs
ear, so, speaking very distinctly into
the trumpet he said:
"You've not paid me that five dol
lars you owe me yet, Mr.. Shortcash." 4"
But the old gentleman put the in
strument down with disappointment on
his face, and they could see it was a
failure even before he had time to
say:
THAT things not bit of use to
me-"
And he sighed, but his sigh was not
so deep as that which came from
Binks.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
First-FIoor Plan.

of such a house. The walls are usu-
ally pure white, the chimney is dark
face brick and the roof is natural shin
gle color, dark red or dark green. In
the design illustrated this scheme is
followed with the exception of the
upper shingled walls, which are
stained dark brown. The walls of this
house are not pure white, but there
is just enough color in their surface
to produce n slight contrast between
them and the pure white of the trim,
1t will be noticed that the house is
symmetrical about the center line of
the facade. This means that bal
anced effect is built right into the
house, regardless of the manner of
decorating 1t. Because Of this ''me-
chanical balance" the most simple
decoration such as the standard
scheme just mentioned is most sue
Cessrul, the reason being that II the
decoration ls In any way strikingly
attractive, "stifr" appearance is pro-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
corruaated Cement Roofing.

A new English factory product is as
bestos cement roofing, designed as a
substitute for corrugated iron. Ground
asbestos and about six times as much
Portland cement are made into paste
with water, and this is rolled into
sheets on large revolving drum. Cut
to suitable size, the sheets to be CORFU
gated are so pressed that the tops of
the corrugations are as strong as the
rest. After suitable seasoning, the
sheets are used for new roofing or re-
pairing the iron roofs, and are water
proof, fireproof and unaffected by an
acid-charged atmosphere.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
The Last Eree.solIer.

Robert G. Elliott, "the last Free
Slater" died recently at Lawrence,
Kan. He was member of the first
Free State colony that went from New
England to Kansas. He took with him
a fine educational equipment. and he
quickly became a leader of the Free
State party in the bitter border strife
Of the sos. He was the editor of the
first Free State paper in Kansas, and
a friend of Abraham Lincoln. His pa
per was twice burned out and his life
was often threatened. He lived through
many thrills Of dramatic age in
which he played leading part, to see
the principles for which he struggled
pass forever as national issue.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Even With the Barber.

Don't you care for any postcards
today?" asked the postal clerk as he
handed the man the stamp he had
requested.
"NO, not today" said the man.
cor some stamped envelopes? We
have some new ones"
"NO, thank you"
"Would you like a money order2"
mo"
"Or perhaps you would like to open
postal savings account?"
But the man had fed.
"Who was that fellow, and why did
you ask him all those questions?'
asked fellow clerk.
'"That," said the other clerk, "ls
my barber. For years when he has
shaved me he has bothered me with
recommendations of messages, sham
pOos, haircuts and hair tonics. l am
even with him now."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26

the place of walls for-the second story
on two sides of the building. The
windows are fitted with shutters
which are almost invariably painted
some shade of green. 1t is interesting
to compare the modern with the early
house and one point of interest Is
called in mind in connection with the
shutters. In the early days it was
necessary to go to considerable trou-
BILE in order to close a shutter which
had been thrown wide open. If the
shutters were closed during a storm
one was certain to get wet and the
wind would dash rain in upon the
floor. The owner of the modern house
which is fitted with shutters is re-
lieved Of this Inconvenience and dis
comfort. If he wishes to open or close
the shutters he need only go to the
window, turn a small crank and tile
shutter is easily adjusted to any pO-
sitiOn, with the window either closed
or open.
1t is usual to follow a very sim
pie color scheme in the decoration
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Didn't Need Them.

While traveller was waiting for an
opportunity to show his samples to a
merchant customer came in and
bought a couple Of nightshirts. Aft
erward long, lank laborer, with his
trousers tied below the knees, said to
the merchant:
"What was them things that chap
bought"
"Nightshirts. Can l sell you one or
twOp
mo. should think not. l don't sit
about much o. nights"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Spanked the Kitty.

The little black kitten hid under the
veranda and refused to come out and
be friends again with Polly. Mamma
found the little girl in tears, and asked
the cause of the trouble.
kitty scratched me, so 1 was
bliged to spank her an now she won't
play with me-" sobbed Polly.
'If you spank kitty, she won't love
you," explained mamma.
81 didn't know bout that" replied
the little one miserably, "'cause you
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
GREAT FOR ECZEMA
AND OLD SORES
Guarantee My Ointment, Says
Petersen.

."If you are responsible for the health
OF your family" says Peterson. IT want
you to get large 25c box of Peterson'G
Ointment today.
Remember, stand back of every box.
Every druggist guarantees to refund the
purchase, price if Peterson's Ointment
doesn't do all l claim.
81 guarantee it for eczema, old sores,
running sores, salt rheum, ulcers, sore
nipples, broken breasts, itching skin, skin
diseases, blind, bleeding and itching piles
as well as for burns, scalds, cuts, bruises
and sunburn.
Il had 80 running sores on my leg fol-
IL years, was in three different hospitals.
Amputation was advised. Skin grating
was was tried; p; l was cure cured by using Peter; oa,
Michigan St., Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
In War Times,

A prominent Omaha citizen was
walking down the street recently in an
uncertain way, holding handkerchief
to his face. A friend accosted him
and demanded to know what the trou-
BILE might be.
I've something In my eye!" ex-
claimed the sufferer. "And 1t hurts
like the dickens"
"Why don't you step into this drug
store and have the clerk take 1t out?"
snorted his friend.
I'm afraid TO-" sighed the man with
the red eye. ut might be piece OF
coal !"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Sure Enouoh.

The ball had gone over the fence, as
balls will in suburban gardens, and a
small but unabashed batsman ap-
peared at the front door to ask for it.
Then appeared an irate father.
''How dare you show yourself at my
house? How dare you ask for yoIr
ball2 Do you know you nearly killed
one of my children with it?"
"But you've got ten children" said
the logical lad, "and I've only got one
baseball"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
COLONIAL TYPES
GROW IN FAVOR
Architects Turn to the Early
Dwelling Styles Of America
tor Their Inspiration.
DUTCH DESIGN VERY GOOD
Model Described In This Article May
Be Constructed TastefuIly in Any
Section Of Country, Accord.
ing to Mr.. Radford.

Mr.. William A. Radford will answel i
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building. for the readers of this
paper. On account of his wide experience
as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, he
is, without doubt. the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford, No. 1897 Prairie
avenue. Chicago ILL.,. and only enclose
two-cent stamp for reply.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Why Look2

Mrs. jenkins, regular visitor in the
doctors consulting room, started on
the long story of her troubles. The
doctor endured it patiently and gave
her another bottle. At last she started
out, and the doctor was congratulating
himself, when she stopped and ex-
claimed:
"Why, doctor, you didn't look to sec
if my tongue was coated2"
81 know it isn't" wearfly replied the
medical man. You don't find grass
on a race track"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26

| height on either side of the fireplace
an excellent place for ferns or flow
ers which match with the color scheme
adopted for the living room. With
the double doors into the sun porch
open, the floor arrangement gives Il
large unobstructed space along this
side of the house.
The dining room, kitchen and pam
try occupy the first floor space on the
other side of the hall. The dining
room is 13 feet by 10 feet 6 inches and
is provided with an attractive buffet.
A hall leads back to the kitchen and
the pantry Is on this hall. The ar
rangement is very convenient. In the
pantry there is large, well-lighted
work table, small case and cupboard.
A chimney running up through t he
pantry has thimble installed on the
stove ventilator.
The second floor provides two large
bedrooms with closets, small Sleep
ing porch, sewing room and bath. All
of these rooms except the sleeping
porch are accessible from the central
hall. There are double doors opening
between the sleeping porch and one of
the bedrooms. Along the rear of the
house on the second floor there is a
large balcony. This balcony is above
the sun parlOr, rear porch and a por-
tion of the kitchen. Plenty of light
is admitted to all of the second-floor
rooms.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Taken in Bales.

"Few people are in business for
their health"
"The pawnbrokers seem altruistic,
however. I'm sure they can never get
rid of all those guitars and revolvers
they so graciously loan money on"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
This WIN Intora.t Nrothsr..

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
for Feverishness, Headache, Bad Stomach,
Teethtng Disorders, move and regulate the Bow.
els and destroy worms. They break up Colds in
e4honrs. They are SO pleasant to take children
like them. Used by mothers for 80 years. All
Druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Address, Mother
Gray Co., Le Roy. N, Y,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Elouuence Unheeded,

II have laid Ry oratOrical talents at
the feet of my country"
And then what happenedY'
Somebody said, Forward, march =
and my country simply stepped over
'em and went right along"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
A Good Customer.

"That fellow seems profitable GUS
toner"
"He is" said the druggist. HE
comes in every morning for something
to give him an appetite, and every
evening for something to help him di'
gest his grub"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
The Most Important.

"Well Aunt Dinah," asked the cooks
young mistress, "are you going to have
the word obey eliminated from the
marriage ceremOnyF
mo, chile, amt" said Aunt Dinah;
"but 1 shu' am gwinter hab it limited
from de matrimOny."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
The Era of Censorship.

"A little knowledge is dangerous
thing" exclaimed the man who quotes.
Possibly" replied Senator Sorghum.
"a great deal just now depends on how
you got your information and what
you intend to do with it."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Germany Disnusted.

Elihu Root, on his return from Rus
sin, said at dinner in New York:
Germany, while was abroad, tried
very hard for a separate peace. She
soon gave up, however, dlsgustedly de-
claring that the allies were more In.
clined for separate pieces"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
MsthodIsta Active In Ron.

Elaborate plans for new buildings
have been made for the American
Methodist Missionary college at Rome,
italy. A site on Monte Mario already
hne WOO" obtained
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Home Baked Beans.

Sofa Beans are much richer than oi'
dinary Navy Beans, but they can't be
baked at home. The packers Of Alice
Pork and Beans have discovered how
to do It successfully. Try a can Of tho
Alice. See how good they are.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Force Of Habit.

"Why the nolse?"
"The barber is shaving himself"
"But why the RrgumentT"
"He Is trying to persuade himself to
have a shampoo. The Lamb.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-10-26
Patriots to the Bone.

A couple Of kilties were walking
down fremont street when a man be-
hind them remarked to his companion:
There go two good patriots. They are
not only willing to bear arms for their
country, but bare legs as well."-Bos,
ton Evening Transcript.