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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
WASHINGTON.

Shin owners and charterers sought
from the Shipping Board ruling on
the question of who received money
obtained from freight rates on cargoes
when the freight rate is higher than
the government-fixed charter rate.
To relieve freight congestion at San
Francisco and other Pacific terminals
railroads asked the Interstate Com
merce Commission for authority to
refuse export shipments for which car.
go space has not been reserved.
After December all persons of 9th
er than British nationality going from
the United States to Jamaica will be
required to have passports vised by
the British consular authority at the
port of embarkaton.
The Red Cross War Council has ap-
propriated $216,250 for the care of Bel
gian children moved into France and
Switzerland to get them out of the
range of the battle lines.
Michigan coal operators ana miners
assured the Fuel Administration that
there would be no curtailment Of coal
production in Michigan because of the
dispute over penalty clause in the
new wage contract.
Railroads applied to the Interstate
Commerce Commission for authority
to increase rates on sugar in car
loads about 20 per cent, from Eastern
seaboard points and New Orleans to
interior cities
An attempt to reduce bread prices
will be the next move of the Food
Administration in assuming control of
the principal food commodities.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
|. w. w. eo1s UP AGAIN.
Federal Agent investigating Alleged
Oh Field Activity.

Ringing, Okla.-Federal agents are
investigating alleged activities in the
Healdton o.! fields of Industrial Work.
ers of the World, who are said to have
organized under the name of the Oil
xleld Workers Protective Association
Their activities are said TO have been
s3pr~ss s'; =; "a by strike conditions in
~ ~rexfv, LA Louisiana oil fields.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
CUT THROAT OF U. S. SOLDIER.
American Backed Against Trench
WalI-Murdered With Knife.

American Field Headquarters,
France.-One of the American soldiers
killed in the recent German trench
raid had his throat cut. He was over
whelmed by boches, backed up against
the trench wall and a knife drawn
across his neck,
The wound was inflicted with
trench kn "a deadly tool carried by
the fighting men for hand-to-hand bat
Ting.
All wounded Sammies now in the
base hospital are improving They
will probably return to their units,
eager for revenge, when the army sur
geons pronounce them fit for active
service.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
ARMY TO GET GoLoSHEs.
Rubber Shoe Men To Turn over Al
Four-BuckIe Arctics.

Washington.-Every manufactures
of rubber overshoes in the country Ine.
with an auxiliary committee of the
Council of National Defense and
agreed to turn over to the Government
for the army the entire output O
"four-buckle arctics" from now unit
January 5. This will mean a total
of about 100000 pairs. Orders fol
rubber hip-boots had been placed pre-.
vlously.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
1O4rQlpganCg.
~ (otey' IS, .
(Conducted by the National ~
christian Temperance H., Womans
HELPS FURNITURE aus,u.o,

The News-Leader of RlchmorG -
testifylng to the benefits of nroh~ % va
quotes furniture dealers of tbat O,,'on o',,l
For the seven months before ,' a.. slty
bition went into effect we ayoraaa, r,Oal'
eighteen cases a month where wo "se, 81 !
to take back furniture on which W. 'laq
could not pay the installmont. 'Sopla w.
SAID one furniture dealer. "Slnco ~, n.o
hibition became law, we bove hoS pro'
twenty-one returns, three a month \,
other words, we had six times as ~.
returns before prohibition as sInca ~
saloons were closed" u"
A second man in the Same hr.,.
said: my books are open 70 InDna
tion. They will show that sInco p'
hibition went into effect, my colloc,i".
have averaged 60 per cent mor"
month than they did before NovSmh,
l, 1916"
who can measure the happlnoy.
the creature comforts and the Imnso'
ment In home life these two stote,non
disclose" queries the News.Lood,r
"Who can guage the waste preyontJ
and the thrift encouragedl Who u
reckon the children clothed the borI~
made bright, the wives made bonr~
the burdens liftedT"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
EXPLOSION WRECKS PLANT.
Two Killed When Workman Drops
Iron Pipe On Dynamite.

Tunnelton, Pa.-Two men were
killed and ave seriously injured in an
explosion which wrecked the plant of
the McAlbee Powder and Oil Company
near here, Some of the injured, it
was said by hospital doctors, would
likely die.
According to survivors, one of the
men was carrying an iron pipe and
accidentally dropped it on pile Of
high powder dynamite, which explod-
ed. The company manufactured ex-
plosives for blasting.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
A WlTLESS POLICY.

Representative Charles IL
of California, addressing cOu
opposition to the amendlnen' "
revenue bill placing a higher
liquors, used this telling illu'
"The witless heather WIN ~.
Ganges covered his black lD'
leeches and ate them when : |
fattened on his blood was ", \
took back into his body al |
taken from it. We fasten W
limbs of our body polite NV
traffic, and give fawning ,""' nl
It returns one drop oil pO',O /.
from seven it had sucAeu
wholesome civic veins
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
WOULD IMPORT RABBITS.
Australian Commissioner Thinks II
Would Cut High Cost.

Lewiston, Idaho-The importation
of Australian rabbits for use as food
in the United States is suggested by
H. C. Boyle, Special Commissioner for
New South Wales, in a communica-
tion to the Idaho State Game War
den.
Hoyle says the Australian rabbit Is
yielding his country $15,000,00O an
nually as food animal, whereas, like
the jackrabbit Of the Texas panhandle,
it formerly was regarded as pest.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
Hampers State Road Work.

Government orders against use for
the present of open top cars is going
to interfere materially with the plans
of the state highway department for
completion of construction work on
state highways and also with the late
maintenance operations, according to
people at the state capitol. For the
last few weeks the highway depart
ment people have been concentrating
efforts toward getting roads into
shape for winter and to repair those
which have been worn by the heavy
traffic, especially from trucks which
have been sent across the state by
main highways to the seaboard be-
cause of the congestion on railroads.
Hundreds of tons of stone and other
materials are yet to be delivered,
especially in the southern counties,
where work is sometimes possible un-
til well on in December. There is
also a scarcity of teams and trucks,
and the department is forced to fall
back upon its own vehicles.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
suFFRAelsTs CARRY NEW YORK.
Overwhelming Victory Gives Fran
chise To Two Million Women.

New York-New York has 2,000,.
900 new voters. Woman suffrage won
in the state by majority of more
than 10000. New York has gone
over the top for the whole world in
this suffrage controversy" said Dr.
Anna Howard Shaw, one of the lead
ers in the battle. She predicted the
triumph here would influence the Brit
ish and French Governments to grant
suffrage to women.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
HERDS OF SHEEP POISONED
Death OF Several Thousand Reported
In Navajo County, Ariz.

Tucson, Ariz.-The Arizona Food
Administrator has received reports
of the death of several thousand
sheep, through what is said to be ma
licious poisoning, in Navajo county
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
Powder Plot Was Strategy.

William Zukoski and Walter Ben
derovitch confessed to having placed
a brass hammer in the smokeless pow
der under process of aging at the
Aetna Powder works at Newton Ham
ilton, but said they did it to get their
foreman "hot under the collar" SO he
would discharge them and they would
then get their wages rather thu re-
sign and wait two weeks for pay day.
They insist they had no desire to de-
stroy life or property. The jury ac-
quilted them. but assessed them with
the costs
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
Assumes Full Power.

The official news agency made pub
iic the following statement
"The Congress of the Councils of
Workmen and Soldiers Delegates OF
all Russia, issued the following proc
lamations:
ITO all provincial councils of work.
men and soldiers and peasants dele
gates: All power lies in the Workmen
and Soldiers Delegates. Government
commissaries are relieyed of their
functions. Presidents of the Work
men and Soldiers Delegates are to
communicate direct with the rcvolu-
tionary government. All members of
agricultural committees who have
been arrested are to be set at liberty
Immediately, and the commissioners
who arrested them are in turn to be
arrested"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
-FOUR sag LOST ON ROCHESTER.
steamer From Baltimore Torpedoed
And Sunk On November 2.

And Sunk On November 2.
London.-The American steamship
Rochester was torpedoed and sunk at
dusk on November 2. Four sailors are
suown to have lost their lives in the
sinking of the steamer One boat
with the second mate and 13 men is
missing The captain and 22 men
have been landed at Buncrana. One
fifeboat with nine survivors reached
Ross Port, in the county of Mayo, yes
eerday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
THE cocoNUT WON.

The Porto Ricans are 'hs I.,nI \
people to outlaw the u "a
through a referendum anu ~
ot' 50 at the first election at W
voted as American citizens oan N
With a population Of l'.vSS1 .otSI|
a quarter of a million 'O " 4
/Rico went dry by a vote ,.St "
prohibition to 81, ,295 asa,li =, md
of the large proportion oa.D .,
the island each side cH an
for the voters guidance ,,stl
ballots a coconut was dep'''
wet a rum bottle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
Chestnuts Going to Waste.

Large quantities of chestnuts are
going to waste in mountain counties
of Pennsylvania, especially those in
the southern section of the state, ac-
cording to reports which are reaching
the capital.
This part of the state, which is also
the big apple producing district, has
been handicapped by lack of people
to pick the apple crop, and the chest
nuts are falling without care and are
not getting to market, although prices
are higher than for years.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
Millions Of Dollars Are Each
Transferred From the Pockets Of
laboring Men to Those Of
Wealthy Brewers!

In proportion as the liquor ID
empties the pockets of the wage.e
er is there less money for the grd
the dry goods merchant, the land
and every other legitimate buSlneI
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15
MORE ALCOHOL NEepssI, s

MORE ALCOHVL Z a
DIR. Haven Emerson noo,thI
city, commissioner Of hsa,a'| .srss
nation requires today nlr ,%''
much alcohol as forlne'ra 'l,,,e raI
it for munitions. W. :, N
added, ito explode u ID, J
trenches and not in 0u' /
achs."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-11-15

GOES AGAINST The not|
Even a man who does !, md
hibitlon will admit ll,u' ,'a ard
dustry goes againsl ,sa,, ~.
delphia North Ameii'
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
TRAMP KNEW HUMAN NATURE
Gathered Harvest of Pennies From
Crowd by Getting Them to Laugh
at Themselves.

One of the six orators in Union
soir,r.n the other afternoon was blue
..yrd tramp, who admitted that he was
the same. He asked those who gath
erred around him if they would give
him penny every time he said any
thing that made him laugh. His lis
rrncrs were told to put any question TO
him md his answers, always amusing,
wore given with winning smile ana
wink that brought penny after penny
For more than an hour he held lofth
and finally. when his reward seemed
f., have reached a satisfactory total he
,yniained that he was going to accept
81 GOOD will" Offering on condition
,h:l what he said was quite true ana
,trtrl; home to each one in the throng.
,WfIl you pay me if I'm rightE he
osI,ol, 1--WE will" laughed the good
Manfred audience. well" said the
nluc-rved one, this bunch is Hook
of pasy-going birds, who have mighty
LITTLE TO do. Certainly none OF you
has done anything to improve himself
in fine last hour, and it's high time you
MI went TO work or began to thlhk'
I'm ashamed of the way Eve wasted
,nr hour. but at least I've picked up a
LITTLE money. Now, let's every one OF
rs START out to do something regular
mis- very day. Am l rightE Ihere
WAS II shower of pennies and the crowd
/ df~r,rrscd-New York Correspondent
/ PITTSBURGH Dispatch.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06

r-,d,r and bv virtue of decree Oh
foTarIosurr and sale rrudrIr" ,.g.'i,I
Circuit court of the ElEhi4 G''a1,d
Circuit of the State of tintlu" a. ia.
for Putnam County. In J','"' said
The Hon, j. r. Wills, Jug lGf7.
T,ba,nin Anna G. Burt IS C"Iul,t ..,,,,,.,,,u.
ND 5utnam Handle Nahu'I,,, H.. MS
%nT,ranv a corporation uNt,' ',,l,,r,.
If The State of Florida '''. ,,,-r.ftiun
steam Brick Company. Il '. 'I1nrida.
nnder the laws of the Statg .a w. com
ol1it'a' ornnrntiOu under Inc -.
p ~ S;tota ~ Florida, and H. 9. N,I,,,dt. ~
o,C Sfanda MS. and wherein ny lT,srt.r
signed was appointed GronIrtv here
in Chancery to sell the, PIGT!',' Tor sale
imofter described, | shall on Oh, ',ha high
at pun %ost bidder therefor T., III.
est any - If the Court H9uS, I and
irVii' PaIatIla, County OF putnam
Stste of Florida. on tbs ,1-GI-ST.
FIRST MONDAY IN = tbn ftn day
A. u. 1917. the same n't ne legal hours
OF saiu nv tbat dav. the follow IL hil
OF SAY om mentioned Il! "L,iug
Of complaint herein l&ILIi77tl,g County
situate in the City OF ~ 'ISi"rida. and
Of Putnam and state oI
being .,,,,,ry 81 in the sall III
me W y according to play "l s9id
Ne. on file i'm the CLERK Snuth by
Sands being bounded on IL west by
Dunham Street, and OF -ortb by Eagle
Peck Street, and on tnt nv the remain
Street, and on the t1s' ~
ing half of said BLOCK
snecial Master in C''''''''
w w. Dewhurst Esq,
Complainants
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Serial
NO.
ADDRESS
NAM IL
POMONA NEWS.

Rev. and Mrs. B. P. Capshaw and
two little daughters left Friday for
Winter Park, where Mr.. Capshaw will
preach for two months.
Rev. and Mrs. r. c. Drisko arrived
Saturday from Stuart, and will be the
guests of Miss C. H. Eccles for sever
al weeks.
Will Keown of DeLand was the re-
cent guests of Mrs. c. A. Knowlton.
Mr.. Keown expects to enjoy a trip to
Massachusetts, his first visit away
from the southland, and his friends
here wish him a pleaant time.
Mrs. Walton Tucker and Miss Hell
en- Tucker spent day in Palatka last
week with relatives.
Bryant Gautier after visit at the
Williams and Middleton homes, has
returned to his home in st. Peters
burg.
w. j. Keown and Miss Nellie Keown
of DeLand were Sunday guests of
Mrs. c. A. Knowlton. Miss Keown
was on her way to a city in Alabama
where she has accepted a fine posi-
NAL '+ ~ snnnd 4bo s,,n, MOI, with hi
Mass 70 3Penu Vlle Selin l,;1, WIFI ''i'
son a. ~ heow' anu A"i'iiy' ,
Mrs. Grace COOK mas s0id her morse
and buggy to a man IN falatka' ana
We already miss the pretty turnout !I1
on our streets. Mrs. Cook will soon
move INTO her new mousse on MAN
street, so VIII be within walking dlS-
ta4ce OF town
Elliott Dunn spent sunday IN Town.
stopping over from one OF his Duslh9SS
trips through the State; -,
After a rest OF a number OF months
your old scribe IS again on the JoG2
and will try faithfully to recQ ora
events as they transplre through the
summer. ,,.,
Mess&geS received from I. u MIC
dIeton ana }. l.; . DAVIDSON ll, al, ana IAN" Bn
y VINO o, are RlaA!MG Tht uri ISor 10 a.
toKa' iIl2 IN tlle MiouleJoiL ! Jlu oo co.
1eI Oh me weather. d any 70 Sooo do iQ;,uo
lneE VIpetI 10 aeIeI , vHea. 7o oso hnre
'i'ii N"''' - ora,
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
PAGE NO. FIVE.
STILL RUNNING.
A voung man said at a golf club:

A young man said at golf club:
"Ten years ago, fishing in Bermuda,
a tornado tore off my coat. I'VE coat
sailed away into the heavens and dis
appeared 1t had my watch and a
tailors bill in it.
Last winter, fishing in Bermuda
again, found that old coat of mine
under a calabash tree in st. Georges.
The watch was in the breast pocket,
along with the tailor's bill, and it was
still running
"Still running?' snarled a listener.
"a watch still running after ten years!
What are you giving u.s.?
II didn't say the watch was still run
ming" the young man explained. at
was the tailor's bill. And, as matter
Of fact, it's running now" - Detroit
Free Press.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Force of Habit.

His Satanic Majesty-In what d
partment did you place the new a
rival?
Assistant-That janitor? l set hi
to work at a furnace.
Ell. s. M.-Take him of at once
he'll be turning of the heat.-Puck.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
rRLACHEN NEWS.

II. business meeting Meet ggru aaS s on
b. .,1 home was Da a very pleasant s.s;at
|evenl''fES, e business session es sion
the h' social 'e the the new ey f 9f5cSr:
s@ a. We're zofn Vice vice;p2r!e pres rd Leir
H. Secretary, Miss Town M1n
E |sorjia ny'S secretary ny. Mis- is NJ f.
f;n dtsssVC Chairman: Lookout
ine : F'a cobur 7 SOCIAL si Miss =
Fy e. Missionary iH Mrs s. D.
vine Fraser and Elinof or
q. cIaI ready With a number llos fo OF
s1 niF ftSG provoking fgs amss sed
a. anu music, assured a de-
fro al;a,om rIin entertainments
q and snd' sandwiches were SefV-
o es5stKijil gore and, and c aisitiep
4 one day last weeA'
k 1niire Nagle is spending end g
de Ill MeIrose, where she is
(. at .sn Hy''' I entertained by
,ros severely burned on on
yan wa" last Friday with hot
arms q hss 's suffered much pain
nd o ,a9 nicely, and with un,
o '!einn It was first feared
syTs1 rs W Paul Booth of Jack
ae M'I guests this week OF
Ss Iys H, E. Anderson.
\ Mt TTo,w w went Wednes'
Wv, j, 1V Park ,llS' for a few day. day;
u rS MTs. HoIdridge and Other
ts oIi'yS - to important couf'
4.nb,rt was a business vlsl
latka Monday
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
A Reversible Proverb.

Mrs, B.-Too bad Mrs. Smart always
hos such aheminahle weather for her
afternoon teas
Mrs. w Yes; she never pourS, OUT
II rains
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06

"Did l understand you to say that
cour friend Pennihbs was engaged in
literary pursuits?" she Queried.
"Well, l hope not" replied the Know
ing young man. 81 merely stated that
he wrote alleged stories and poems 10:
fine magazines"
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Gave Her Away.

Did the father give the bride awayF
81 should say he did. He got ratified.
And what do you think he said as he
handed her over to the bridegroom
It's more blessed to give than to re-
ceive.' "-Cleveland Leader.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
He Got the Time.

Magistrate ito talkative prisoner)-
Now. what have you got to say?
Prisoner-Tve good deal to say
g1ynor, if you'll only give me time tt
say it.
misunderstanding; six months
Passing Show.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
AND ri DID
A lesson For George.

Betty-Gcorge intends to have his
own way in everything when we are
married. Grace-Why are you going
to marry him, then? Betty-Just to
relieve his mind of false impression
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
PARTIAL LIST Of
NAMES Of PERSONS
Whose Registration Cards
Are in Hands of the
Local Board.

Following is a partial list of the
war drHft registration. Each one
registered has been numbered and
these numbers will be placed in the
box. Reed the list carefully and get
your number. The balance of the list
will appear in the next issue of The
News. The first part of this INSTALL
ment will be found on page two Of
this issue.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
The Reason.

Willis-What is a coming. out par
ty"
Gillis-It always looked to me like
desperate attempt on the part Of so
ciety people to make children fash
able.-Life.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Mutua, Suspicious.

Naughty Mistress-Why dld you
leave your last place!
RclIigerent Applicant - Because
couldn't git no money. why dld your
last cook leave hers?
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
A Practical Girl,

wilt share my iot?" his lordship said,
And urged his courtly suit.
The heircss absently inquired,
"What is it worth per FOOT
Exchange,
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Complimentary.

know an ugly damsel,
The funniest I've ever seen;
She fell in love with hotel clerk
When he gave her suite sixteen.
Stanford Chaparral,
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
T ouchy.

1ouchy.
Golf Professional giving a lesson)-
You know, sir, you lift your elbow too
much to play golf properly
New Member-How dare you? I'll
report you to the committee! I'm
lifelong Standardization Tit-Bits.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Sarcastic.

I asked my friend, the ieweler,
While on his counter leaning
If he had ever seen a watch
That didn't need cleaning.
Exchange.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Exchangeable.

is this changcablc silkE''
"Yes'm," answered the tired clerk.
"If you don't like it you can bring it
back."-Kansas City Journal.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06

in Sight I.o,..
H. has sSS weathered the exam exam
f. Service y e'I in the Officers Re- Re-
EPs' there is little hope, held
IT. to last .l:f.' On the other s ha ,n;1i
! e' end Of the war at an early early
Record s.5r showing that every rt
N which he has become at
Son "played out
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Money Has Wings.

That "money talks" l will admit,
And | will tell you why.
I can't retain a little bit;
To me it says "Goodby."
Town Topics.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Looical Conclusion.

Electric wires must be quick tenn
pered."
"Why?"
because it seems so dangerous to
cross them Baltimore American.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Risky Business.

They talk of managing a wife,
A risky thing to try.
Attempt it? Not upon your life,
Not /.
louisville Courier-Journal.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Evidently Rich.

'I've been threatened with appendi-
citis"
"Who threatened you-the doctor?'-
Boston Transcript.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06

An appropriate slogan for woman
spffragists might be Unto the
breeches."
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06

Say, pop, what are courtships?'
Pop-Softships.
"Well. what kind of ships sail on the
sea of matrimOnyE"
Pop-Hardships. - Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
On Mary.

Mary had two little cheeks
Which were as white as snow,
So everywhere that Mary went
Some rouge was sure to so.
Exchange.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1917-07-06
Her Class.

"a woman once came stealing into
my life
81 know; your first love"
mo; a female pickpocket. "-Balti-
more American.