Catoctin clarion., 1917-01-04
IN GLORIOUS YOUTH
THE BOY At AN AGE HE LOOKS
BACK TO WITH REGRET.
When He Balks at Cutting Grass and
Takes Himself and His Future
In the Most Serious
Fashion.

He has just arrived at that age when
nobody understands him. His father
wants him to learn good trade, like
carpentry or automobile repairing, but
he has fully decided that he is going to
be either corporation lawyer or an
actor, preferably moving picture ac-
tor. He understands vaguely that
corporation is a business organization,
and he is not much interested in law,
but he has heard his father speak ad-
miringly of a corporation laWy yer and
praise his keenness. and be thinks it
would be rather nice 10 De spoken of
in that way. Also he has heard 1t
said that corporation lawyer must
possess quick intellect and pro-
found understanding Of human nature,
and he believes he possesses both. For
similar reasons he i!.clines toward the
actors profession. An actor does not
have much work to do, and he has
heard Of some who earn a thousand
dollars a week. Moreover, actors are
much admired-he ndmires one or two
that he has seen at the corner theater
himself-and there are ether attrac-
tions which secretly influence him,
such as beautiful actresses, although
he would never admit this even to him
self.
He has supreme confidence in his en-.
tire fitness for either profession and
cannot understand why his father does
not encourage his ambitions, says
writer in the Indianapolis News. He
secretly believes that his parent is Of
rather inferior intellect else he would
have a better job and would be able
to understand his son and properly
gauge his abilities. OF late he has be-
gun to balk at cutting the grass. He
says the sun makes him sick, but the
real reason Is that he thinks cutting
the grass Incompatible with the dig
nifty of future man Of fame. His
mother found him one day in the attic
waving an old sword and charging an
imaginary enemy, then strengthening
his naturally stopped shoulders and
falling backward with his hand on his
heart shouting all the while in his
queer voice, which at the present time
Is wavering between a coarse, bull-like
bass and a thin squeak.
He seldom loses sight of the fact
that he is going to be either cor
poraton lawyer or an actor, and Is
continually rehearsing for one profes.
sion or the other. When he walks he
endeavOrs to initiate the debOnair
grace of his favorite motion-picture
hero and he Is constantly testing his
powers of cross-eXamination on his
boy companions. They, for the most
part, take him at his own valuation
and listen respectfully when he crates
on any subject from baseball to poll
tics, of both Of which he thinks he has
thorough grasp. He wears his hair
long, objects strenuously and some
times tearfully when ordered to have
1t cut, and is In fever of uncertainty
as to whether it is more becoming to
part it in the middle or on the side.
His ties and socks are very loud and
his trousers extremely narrow and
short. He talks loudly and with the
utmost assurance on all questions
when anybody will listen to him. The
only thing in the world he cannot un-
derstand is why his father, and, Occa-
sionally even his mother, smile at him
when he Is talking most seriously.
But he fully understands that he Is
misunderstood.