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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Not a Bite Of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
Says a glass Of hot water and
phosphate prevents Illness
and keeps US fit.

Just as coal, when 1t burns, leaves
behind certain amount of incom-
bustible material in the form OF ashes,
so the food and drink taken day after
day leaves in the alimentary canal a
certain amount Of indigestible mater
ial, which If not completely eliminated
from the system each day, becomes
food for the millions of bacteria which
infest the bowels. From this mass of
leftover waste, toxins and ptomain-
like poisons are formed and sucked
into the blood.
Men and women who can't get feel
ing right must begin to take inside
baths. Before eating breakfast each
morning drink a glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash out OF the
thirty feet of bowels the previous
days accumulation Of poisons and
toxins and to keep the entire alimen.
tary canal clean, pure and fresh.
Those who are subject to sick head
ache, colds, biliousness, constipation,
others who wake UP with bad taste,
foul breath, backache, rheumatic stiff.
ness, or have a sour, gassy stomach
after meals, are urged to get quarter
pound of limestone phosphate from
the drug store, and begin practicing
internal sanitation. This will cost
very little, but is sufficient to make
anyone an enthusiast on the subject
Remember inside bathing is more
important than outside bathing, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, causing poor
health, while the bowel pores do. Just
as soap and hot water cleanses, sweet
ems and freshens the skin, 80 hot water
and limestone phosphate act on the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
[ DADDH'S[y[N|N(
| [A|RY TALE
SPRING AND wooDcHUcks.
@ NAQN GRAHAl1 1B0yNGR

"Mr. Woodchuck." said Daddy, twas
quite angry.
"The very idea,' he squealed, of
that old Grandpa Frog thinking he Is
so important. Everyone knows how
important | am and that spring isn't
really here. unless am up for the
summer. I have had good sleep and
feel rested and refreshed. But it's a
shame that / am to be made angry on
the first day of spring-the first day
of real spring. for that's my getting
up day.'
"I know. nv DEAR said Mrs. Wood
chuck. its only the first day of spring
when YOU get up. If anyone thinks 1t is
spring before they're quite, quite
wrong. But when you've had such q
good sleep and are feeling SO well you
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
With the Fingers!
Says Corns Lif0ut
Without Any Pain


You reckless men and women who
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once week invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by Cincinnati authority
to use drug called freezone, which
the moment a few drops are applied
to any corn or callous the soreness is
relieved and soon the entire corn or
callous, root and all, lifts off with the
fingers.
Freezone dries the moment 1t is ap-
piled, and simply shrivels the corn or
callous without inflaming or even ir-
ritating the surrounding tissue or
skin. A small bottle Of freezone will
cost very little at any of the drug
stores, but will positively rid ones
feet Of every hard or soft corn or
hardened callous. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone he can get 1t at
any wholesale drug house for you.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22

to 1900 planters on easy credit terms
Is showing pleasing returns In agricul-
tural production. The wheat dis-
trlbuted was of improved varieties ana
was thoroughly cleaned by machinery
before being placed in the hands OF the
farmers.
Fruits and Sheep.
In northwestern Uruguay, In the
provinces of Paysandu, Salto, Artigas,
etc, / was surprised to see vast areas
covered with growing fruits, More
than 1000 acres, l was Informed, are
under viticulture. In a single year
there were gathered 25,000 tons OF
Crapes. Orange groves also cover thou
sands of acres and the product Is rap
idly growing in favor throughout the
country. .,
The sheep that one meets In travel
Ing across Uruguay are amazing IN
number. Often the hills within a raulus
Of miles nre covered with grazing
Iherds-they seem to I'LL every NIL ana
wiley. In fact the sheep statistics
show that there are 270O0,OOO within
the hounds of the country, or nearly ~
sheen and lambs for every inhabltant'
In 1915 the value of wool from TINS
vnst flock brought $20,000,0OO, thereby
returning approximately WI Tor each
person in the republic
In rural Uruguay the crossroaos
store nossesses pleasing interest for
tbe foreign traveller The usual bu'io,
linz is n modified type of the wall ana
patio structure, the whole of course
covering much more ground than the
average city house. A central opening
lIs large enough to admit horses ana
wagon and the vehicle can easily De
tnrned around in the patlos of some OF
these rural stores; the materials OF
which the buildings are constructed
ore often stone and stucco' ana Tue
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
PLAINS OF q
lJRUGUAY} ''1'

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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Is Proud Of Il.

The Kansas City Star recently asked
for the man who would admit that hi
played with dolls when he was boy
=. Casper Harvey not only admits bu'
Is inclined to boast that he reared q
family OF three dolls, named respec
lively Barzlllia, Jessie May and Edna
Mr.. Harvey says he has them yet ant
has fight with his folks every Christ
mas to keep them from giving th'
dolls away.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
"pm Very Much Ashamed Of Myself

banked up with mud. These Mr.. Wood
chuck pulled down and the rooms were
just about ready.
Mrs. Woodchuck gave some finish
Ing touches and then they went out
Tor food.
"They really had most successful
hunt and enjoyed the mild spring air
so much.
"'What cannot understand began
Mr.. Woodchuck.
"'What can't you understand, my
love? asked Mrs. Woodchuck. =
thought you could understand every
thing except the conceit Of Grandpa
Frog
".No, there is something else cam
understand, admitted Mr.. Woodchuch
sadly, and that is why creatures stay
awake all winter -
"T can't understand that myself,
said Mrs. Woodchuck I should thinl
they would feel all tired out. We car
do so much more when we take somt
time In resting
"'Of course said Mr.. Woodchuck
that is my point. You took 1t ava!
from me-
"'Oh, DEAR squealed Mrs. Wood
chuck, you're not angry with me, arr
you? You spoke so GROSSLY to me
You have never spoken like that be
fore. Because you have always beef
so good and kind. Woodchucks arr
such kind. good husbands. I wonder
If you could have tumbled out of you
hole on the wrong side.'
"'Tumbled out Of my hole on thu
wrong sider repeated Mr.. Woodchuck
Whatever do you mean?'
"'When children and Grown-Ups ge
up In the morning and are cross 1t Il
said that they got out on the wront
side of the bed. That means they ar
feeling cross and In the wrong way
The right way Is to be pleasant
"T am very much ashamed of my
self said Mr.. Woodchuck, as he sa
down on stump near his hole.
must have certainly tumbled out Of m,
hole in the wrong fashion. But III
be cross no longer. I'll get you fin
banquet for our first spring meal. Blu
wherever did you pick up that wis
sayingT asked Mr.. Woodchuck.
az heard some children talkinl
about 1t one time outside our hole
Mrs. Woody Woodchuck came to cal
me one day and she fell asleep.
didn't dare to because l was SO afrai,
she might wake up and find me asleep
So l listened to the children talkin
outside.
"T shall always remember that
said Mr.. Woodchuck, and 1t will be
lesson to me when l feel cross as I 90
up
"Listen, listen.' shrieked Mri
Woodchuck.
"'WhatF asked Mr.. Woodchucl
what do you hearT
"And from short distance OF the
heard farmer say:
"'Spring is here. There is the frs
woodchuck Of the seasonr
"And Mr.. and Mrs. Woodchuc
nudged each other and said. What d
we care for Grandpa Frogs boastini
the world knows we are the signs Q
spring."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
,.s..a oil for Dying Trees.

A curious method of revivlns IAN,
crlshine or, dying trees was reporteu
recently to the French Academy OF
Agriculture, after being tested sue,
ccssfully in experimental gardens Ut
Autun, according to the April fopu,
Ior Mechanics Magazine The e@arth @
was FIRST removed so as to lay pare
ihe larger root branches, In which
,nnc,tudlnal Sits We're then cut ana
kent open by wedges. These cuts
we're Wen rubbed with llnseed oil, ana
after n while numerous small roots
mnneured. forming a sort of fur, ana
the trees so treated rapidly gaiheu
new life and vigor, The method was
recommended for trial liz the case Oh
'anguishlng fruit trees.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22

modern steel bridge. In past years the
wagon team travelling toward Uru
guayan markets was forced to fore
watercourses that lay across the route
today in numerous cases substantla
bridge spans the stream and thereby
greatly facilitates all kinds of travel
Automobiles Becoming Common.
Still another feature of progress Ii
the automobile, which is fast becom
ing common and necessary vehicle
even on the far-off ranch. The new
bridges and increased attention to roat
building are, of course, having stimu
latlng effect on motor transportation
and on cross country automobile rae
Ing, the latter pastime that ha'
grown into favor during recent years
The federal appropriation for the fis
cal year OF $300,000 for highway con
struction and the Improvement of exist
ing rouds which is typical of former
large appropriations for similar pur
poses, will add many more leagues tt
Uruguay's gradually increasing high
way mileage.
The visit to Uruguay is not complete
unless one has inspected the activitie:
ut Fray Bentos on the Uruguay river
This Is the nations greatest workshop
for In the ment-packing plants located
there approximately $500 cattle In nor
nal times are turned Into extracts
daily. by reason of this enormous In
dustry Uruguay claims "the creates
kitchen In the world" and those of III
who have visited the enormous plant'
are not inclined to question the asser
tion.
The citizens of Montevideo must b.
numbered among the best-dressed peo
ple to be found in South America; the!
are hospitable and many are charming
while the fame of the beauty of tn
ladies has spread afar.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
URUGUAY is small and wealthy

r URUGUAY is small and wealthy;
and II the word intensive"
may be applied to its pastoral
activity as 1t is in some of the
worlds thickly settled agricultural
countries like Japan or Denmark, the
Uruguayan republic is not disappoint-
Ing. Indeed, as the stranger travels
over the undulating plains the sight of
such vast numbers of live stock in
every direction is really astonishing,
writes William A. Reid in the Bulletin
Of the Pan-American Union. Within
the bounds Of the country, an area
slightly larger than the five New Eng
land states Of North America, the peO-
pie have raised and gathered some
thing like 35,000,000 domestic animals.
The products derived from this vast
herd, together with the growing agri-
cultural development enabled the coun-
try to send to other lands last year
more than S76,000,O0O worth of food
and clothing materials.
The per capita distribution of money
n Uruguay Is given at about $50, or
vice that of Roumania, twice that of
yireece, more than three times that of
Russia, five times that Of Japan, or
about the same as that Of Belgium be-
fore the present troubles.
Uruguay being essentially a land Of
stock raising, has allowed agricultural
possibilities to suffer until within re-
cent years, and probably no factor in
he Ia. I. er's development Is accomplish
ng better results for the country than
he governments agricultural farm, La
1stanzuela, located 140 miles north
vest of Monteyideo in the Department
of Colonla. This farm contains over L.
400 acres and the experiments con-
lucted there include trials of all crops
hat seem suited to the soil and climate
If Uruguay.
The agricultural influence and train
ing OF Uruguay's young men are of
curse more particularly noted when
me visits the rural districts. One di-
vision Of the agricultural farm con-
ducts experiments In agronomic
science; and the growing of seeds for
sale or otherwise is gradually placing
new varieties at the service of the
farmer. For instance, the distribution
" 40, 600 bushels Of seed wheat In 1915
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
s..r.lnn Of the pay

Some astronomers, beginning with
Ptolemy, regarded the day as begin
ming with the suns elimination, OF
noon. and Feckoned their "a hours
straight through without dividing the
time into tvs f2's, while some nations
-uch as the ancient Chaldeans and the
nc modern Greeks, have chosen sun
! as the hour pf bhe commencement
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
The True Ideal.

We all. no matter what our talents,
can resolve to make the most Of our
selves, can strive to do our best tus1
where we ARE. Do not make 1t your
ideal to reach higher place In the
world, to get to the top Of the ladder.
If every one cherished such hopes,
some would be bound to meet disap-
pointment. Too many railroad presi-
dents would mean scarcity Of brake.
men and engineers. Strive to nn with
honor the place for which you are
fitted. That is the true ideal---Giris
lomnanior.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Quite Satisfied,

Are you trying to make fool of
me?"
"Oh, no. l never try to improve on
nature. e."-Exchange
His Only Claim to Manhood.
"That fellow doesn't amount to
much"
mo, he doesn't. About all he's got to
brag about 1t that he has tough
beard. detroit Free Press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
SUDDEN DEATH
Caused by Disease Of the Kidneys

The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys is
well known nowadays. AS soon as
kidneys are diseased, arterial tension is
increased and the heart functions are
attacked. When the kidneys no longer
pour forth waste, uremic poisoning
occurs and the person dies, and ths
cause is often given as heart disease, CT
disease of brain or lungs.
1t is q good insurance against such a
risk to send 10 cents for sample
package of cAnuric - the latest dis
covery of DIR. Pierce. Also send q
sample of your water. This will be
examined without charge BY expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer from
backache, frequent or scanty urine,
rheumatic pains here or there, or that
constant tired, worn-out feeling, it's
time to write DR.. Pierce, describe your
symptoms and get his medical opinion
without charge-absolutely free. This
uAnuric" of Doctor Pierce's is found
TO be 81 times more active than lithia,
for it dissolves uric acid in the system
as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every, package of uAnuricn is sure to
be DR.. Pierce's. You will find the sigma.
ture on the package Just as you do on
DR.. Perce's Golden Medical Discovery
for blood and stomach.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Both Good.

Landlord Ito Pat, who has just
paid his rent)-I hear you are a
good Judge of whisky Pat. Now, here
are two different bottles and I want
you to tell which is the better.
Pat takes a glass Of each, smacks
his lips and looks wise.
Landlord-Well, Pat, which Is the
best?
Pat-Begorra, yer honor, they are
both good, but would you mind filling
me another glass of the first. ! have
forgotten the taste of it.-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Hiuher Joy.

Being hampered by strict parents,
Herbert's chief joy, up to the age OF
8, had been the weekly prayer meet
ing. When he arrived at the age OF
discretion worldly minded relative
smuggled him off to a circus. Herbert
came home bursting with enthusiasm.
ooh, mother" he cried, "if you once
went to a circus you'd never go to a
prayer meeting again in all your life"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22

to me at times. Lydia E. Pinkham's s
Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills re-
stored me to health and l want to thank
you for the good they have done me. l
have had quite bit of trouble and
worry but it does not affect my youth
full looks. My friends say why do you
look SO young and wellf' ! owe it all
to the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies. T"
Mrs. RoBr. SToPIFL, Sage Avenue,
Washington Park, Illinois.
Ifyou have any symptom about which
you would like to know write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co, Lynn,
Mass, for helpful advie given free Of
charge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Iransformatlon.

Does Claude Algernon recite poe
try2"
"Yes," replied Miss Cayenne.
"I'll keep away. / don't care for
poetry" ..r
ooh, am sure you would approve
of him. It doesn't sound bit like
poetry when Claude Algernon recites
it."-Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Supplies Cut OFF.

"How did you come. out with your
garden last year,"
at got us into trouble" replied Mr..
Crosslots. II Dragged SO much about
our sweet corn and tomatoes we were
raising that our vegetable man took
offense and didn't come around for
nearly two weeks. Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Hopeful.

"Well, old man, how are you get
ting along with your poultry raising?
Making expenses?" mot yet, but my
hens have taken to eating their own
eggs, SO hope that they will soon be-
come self-supporting. Boston Tran
script,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
HiohIy InsuIted.

81 tried to explain to my grocer
what is meant by calories in food"
"Yes?"
"But he cut me short by becoming
indignant and saying that he had made
it a lifelong pratice never to sell any
thing that was not in perfect condi"
tion."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
NERVOUSNESS
AND BLUES
Symptoms of More Serious
Sickness.
Washington Park, Ill.-"I am the
mother of four children and have suf-

fered with female
trouble, backache,
nervous spells and
the blues, My chill
dren's loud talking
and romping would
make me so nervous
/ could just tear
everything to pieces
and l would ache all
over and feel so sick
that i would not
want anyone to talk
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22

of day. In Italy, for many years, and
In Bohemia the day was supposed tc
commence ut sunset, while in ancient
Rome the "a hours were divided moi
into day and night, but into Sunrise
midday" and "sunset."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Step Lively, Gents,

"My voice is for war"
Eyes, but are you willing to offer
the rest of yourself?"
eve printed this quip six months
ago; 1t is even more pat today. Come,
now, ye wind warriors ye Bombastes
Furiosos OF the billboards, for a show
downD
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
YOU MAY TRY
CUTICURA FREE
That's the Rule-Free Samples to
Anyone Anywhere.

We have SO much confidence In the
wonderful soothing and healing prop
critics Of Cuticura Ointment for all
skin troubles supplemented by hot
baths with Cuticura Soap that we are
ready to send samples on request.
They are ideal for the toilet.
Free sample each by mail with
Book. Address postcard. Cuticura,
Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.
ADV.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Not That Bill.

IT can't tell a canvasback duck
from a barnyard specimen"
Experts say you can tell by the
bill"
"How SO? The bill for one is al.
ways as high as the bill for the other.
That's what I'm kicking about.
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
A SUNRISE.

"The doctor has Just told me-" said
the friendly neighbor, that your hus-
band cannot recover"
"Oh!" shrieked the troubled wife.
"Now, my dear, the question is:
shall we break the news to him or
let death come as surprise to him?''
Detroit Free Press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22

I'm afraid" said the junior member
of the law firm, "that we are caus-
ing our client unnecessary trouble"
"Oh, that's all right" rejoined the
senior member; well charge him for
it"-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
WORRY, DEsP0RDEHcy.

Kidney Disease is suspected by medical
men when patients complain of backache
or suffer with irregular urination, dis
turbed, too frequent, scanty or painful
passage. The general symptoms are rheu-
matte pains or neuralgia, headaches,
ii iissy spells, ir%ritabllIty, % despondSsncy.
q frequent cause and sometimes 4
symptom OF kidney disease. Thousands
have testified to immediate relief from
these. symptoms after using Dr.. PieTee's
Annric Tablets.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
A Matter of ACES.

Edith don't intend to be married
until after l am 30.
Maud-And l don't intend to be 30
until after | am married.-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
n Makes Him Mad.

II take notice. said Uncle Eben,
dat de man dat never wanted to fight
In do fust place gifts extra mad when
he's forced Into IT."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
The First Quarrel.

He-Oh, dear! I wish l could get
hold of some good biscuits like mother
used to make for me.
She-And / wish / could get hold
of some good clothes like father used
to buy for me.-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Seldom Dry.

Them air cleaning establishments
see advertised must have been hav
ing hard time lately"
why so, Peleg?"
Look at all the rain we've had"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Exactly.

Cholly-I am in great demand
among the girls at Atlantic City to
take them out in the breakers. They
say they feel so safe with me.
Polly-Your head floats so nicely,
you know.-Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-06-22
Same In End.

Smith--Did you know that DR., Saw
bone frequently accepts no fees from
his patients? ...
nes-Really?
Smith--Yes; he generally settles
with the heirs.--Boston Transcript.