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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
A ROLLING TONGUE GATHERS NO
AO0S.

Nra Jenkins. . regular visitor In the
DOCTORS consulting room. started on the
long story OF her troubles. The doctor
endured Il patiently and gave her an
other bottle. AZ last she started out.
and the doctor was oonSratulating him
self. whom she stopped and exclaimed:
''why. doctor. you didn't look to 80 II
my tongue was coated" II know It isn't"
YEARLY replied the medical man. you
don't md erass on . racstr~ck."-Ep
worth Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
LITTLE GIRL HAD GROUP.

Every mother knows and fears Group.
Mrs. II. NJ. Raney. n. F. d. .. Stanford.
KY, writes. My littIs girl had Group
avery few nights. began to give her
Foley's Honey and Tar and that night
she slept we'll. never couShed any. and
the next day her cold was gone" Re
lieves coughs and colds. Contains no
opiates. Medical Hall. J. w. O'sullivan.
IN Church st. (Adv.)
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
SOME SHOT.

An cid farmer Driving mar q eucf
ecursA stopped TO watch tha gnuaA.
~what's thAtr- ~ demanded. euxtcuafyA
sV}on." was ths reply. want 10 Ur
ycur oAnd. mcssr~ .-DouV mind q Ao.~
declared the farmer. climbing DOWN xnA
players gSvs him fsv points and anAlty
0us pointed 10 . TAG on q hin 80 ysrds
away. relates Evexybody'A -At TIE tpot
u that posA~ ~ said. - . NTH hnaA.
The ohtcct ts to put this bah tR the hnAA
with the snaallese number az s<xuknAs
Tho fArrnsr took the club. s1EAAad ~
some time and then let 80 . wnAls e
. strOkA TIE bail scared with Z un1IAAy
swtsh, IT fett short bounced rO1led ana
wound UP d hsna's breadth frcGn thu 81
tecttve--a phenomenal shot that raAAu -
4 HnsnuRA ttr" the HAmer euchtnnA
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
PASTOR OFFERS SERVICES.

Volunteers ~ Chaplain.
st Adams. March T.-The Rev. g. W.
Anthony, agrd Is years. and FOR five yNz1s,
pastor Of the First Congregational Church.
hHra. has volunteered to act al ditnpladM
Of Vermont regiment In Gass Of am
e1usrgsncy. either with tho first pegimnnt
or With any dther trUups that may 10
raised He Is & untfvs az Maitland. n q.
and has q wife and two SOMA
The Rev. Mr. Authouy's naphsw, E1r&
Anthony. b With the Royal str service
now in France and MrK Authouy'D
brother, Victor J. Con-, who i wen known
hsrA Il . corporal with thu EnEtfGh fsrd
artillery in France
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
Held I'm 500.

Montpelier, March N.-An information
charging adultery WAS filed in county
court yesterday afternoon against Clar-
ence .. Wheelock, a former Montpelier
merchant. and Alice Briggs OF Plaindeld.
Bail in each case was fxed At 800 and
WAS furnished. The cases will probably
he tried during the present term OF
court.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
VOLURLE.

party Of New Workers were hunting
in the "piny woods" Of Georgia and had
as an attendant an old negro whose fond
ness for big words ia characteristic Of the
race. Ono OF the hunters. knowing the old
Africans bent. remarked to him: Uncle
Nose. the indentations In terra nrIna In
this locality render travelling In q vshic.
ular conveyance without springs decided
~ Objectionable and painful anatomically.
Don't you think so?' Uncle Nose scratch
ed his left car . moment and replied with
a slow shake Of his woolly head 'Mistah
George. the exubsrancs oh youh words
am beyond NAH jurydiction."
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
ADJOURNMENT IS
NOT YET IN SIGHT
After 81 Days Of Session W.
Legislature Has 1s1 Bills
Not Disposed OF.

Montpelier, March 8-Netwithstandln Il
an average het gain per day for the past
woek Of four measures finally disposed
Of. with n total Of bi bills on which anal
action WAS taken. there still remain after
% days Of legislative session, ts1 bills on
which thu iM7 General Assembly must
| act. The average daily rate Of speed nj
which the Legislature disposed Of bills
during tho past week was eight and one
hall. which IL continued means that tho
| session will last n b.17ths days more, April
I still remAins tho earliest date which
Any member will predict for nnal adjourn
nnent and II would not be at all surprising
| II tho session lasted until tho 14th Tho
optimists. who early In the Year wero
predicting that final adjournment would
come after a session lasting only ~ days.
DO not care 10 be reminded Of their
prophecies.
PROGRESS TO DATE.
The following figures showing tho prog
fess made by tho Legislature have been
compiled BY the secretary OF the Senate:
Number Of measures introduced, e17.
Disposed OF in both Houses, 4sS.
Measures yet TO receive action, Isl.
Disposed OF this week. 81.
Average disposed Of per day in both
Houses. 81.
Net gain for week, q.
Housns W. ~' o' WV"
There ware AZ NOR. hills ,,,ron,.,A -,
this tirns In ths 1s1S issdsiat,v. .s".sn, "a
i07 more disposod al Ths nr,,hnr -
bills disposed Of for this ,xaek ~ tho
session was exactly the same. .rh. im6
session ended April Q after IS days of
faithful work, and It IL doubtful IL It's
~ "" WV y" greatly ec"p''o'
TO BUT MILITARY EQUIPMENT.
Another step In the military program
was taken yesterdav morning when thA
House passed the bill giving the adiutant.
general authority TO purchase supplies
and equipment for the military forces Of
the State. This act was tho result Of
the announcement Of the federal au-
tnorltics that they could furnish no
Juiv 1. .rh.rn q. M amo,,nt amsd T., ,he
hi,i thn Jn..-I.to,. h.,,s 800. ..,.h
that IN. Gov.rnor ona ,hs aa,,,tan,-
general wtu nurch. "a vdso,v ~. uous.
siso aAontad n. Au.t,, ro.o,ut,or foyor-
In0 universo, ,,,ii,to rv tr.tniro
Tbe cor,n.r.tiva,v .n.u att.ra.,,. =,
ranrAnenta Ave, shovt ian h.,n,- rr.ssnt
nrov.rtad oc+io,, hs,r. &c. % ~. 80,
"a ,ncroe,a ~. colo -, - tha Co., S,,h
vsv com,r,.st,,.- th,. ,.s..,- 80,
rscor, r,itted NJ c.w,h.,, ~ ps,v,sare
A.m. ndsd tbs .v.. .nd nov. h,, ,,,., ~.
suet.ined Ther. I. sonn. ao,,h. in ths
r,,rA. ~ $500, ..nr..s-t,,,,,s. 81
- .th.~ ~ ~. ~. ,,,,, Iii, No.. ~
hii, i,cr.. .,,. 81. g.. -, .,-a.. -, 1900,
co,,-t. ~ e. AZ, - ..oA A >'
JFTNEY BILL RDCOMMITTBD.
Tha so-caIled titncv biu which has INST
WITH some onnoaitiop frorr ch.un.ur.
vho usa tbeIr auton,ob;la. IN tr.n.no,,
ner,on. sor him wa. aI,o r.co,rr,,tt.d
The me.sura prov,de. .monp other thine.
th.t IN. .oi.c+r,sn ~ tow r,.v D.t.
snch r..rI. t,on, an th.v ds.,r. To- th.
~ov.,ninS ~ .,,ch tom, ora rr.x
s,,,,. 49, ,,o-.,n- =, - ,rs.an,,, -
~
BILLS PASSED.
Tho mesrura .pnronrtatirv sao nm fo-
the con.truction of COMMITTEES room. IN
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29

NOT OcTE LbFr-UNMARRIED.
She doesn't hate tho men. Nriss Man.
But II she had her way
There wouldn't be . single man
In all the world to-day.
boston TrAnAcripk
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
A NATTER or PROTECTION.

sSss % NV HSSA HONS'
Actor-l say. old man. I wiah you'd
advance me 3 and take Il out Of my drst
weeks salary,
Nanaser-But. my dear fellow. supposa
II happened that couldn't pay your art
weeks sAlAry. where would be:-Isos-
ton Transcript.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1917-03-29
boro retreat, $4,000.
Supervision Of the insane. $4,000
legislative expenses, session of 1918.

boro retreat, $4,000.
Supervision Of the insane. 5000
legislative expenses. session of 1918,
S18.ooo.
Teachers' retirement fund. $1,000.
New armories for biennial period. $4,000
Adtutant- general and general military
exexpenses, $4,000
Freeing Of toll bridges, 5000
Purchase OF forest lands. 1900.
Board OF control. $500.
Vermont Dairymen's association. t10oo.
Vermont Sugar Makers association, 800.
Vermont Horticultural society. $500.
Poultry association. under No. 20 of
the Acts Of 1915. $780,
The State fair. 5000
Agricultural societies under No. 10 Of
the Aots Of 1s1b. 5000.
Funeral expenses OF soldiers and
widows. 5000.
Bountios on Al,inals. $4,000.
Pensions. $SO.
State board Of charities and probations,
$4,000.
The aid Of INDECENT veterans. $4,000.
Claims under provisions OF No q Of the
acts Of 1916, $1,000.
Payments on State House bonds. $4,000.
Deserted families. under provisions of
No. III of the acts Of 1915. $500.
Suit Of Vermont Vs. State OF New Hamp-
shire. $4,000
| State board of pharmacy. $3.50.
Theodore N. Vail agricultural school and
farms. $4,000.
State school Of agriculture at Randolph,
$4,000.
state school for feeble-minded, $4,000.
The University Of Vermont. $ss.s0o
Middlebury College, $2S.S00.
SPECIAL APPROPRIATIONS
Under tho head OF special appropria-
lions are included the following: 5000
70 aid tho town Of Woodbury.; $500 for
exhibit OF Vermont fruit at New England
genealogical fair; $500 to town OF Sears
burg for bridge: $4,000 to build highway
through Smugglers Notch; $4,000 for
bridge repair in town OF Coventry; IS, OOC
to repair highway between Burlington and
st. Adams In town OF Colchester known
a. Sunderland Hollow; SO, 900 to build
highway approach and bridge over the
Missisquoi In the town of Richford: 81. 0O(
for the Old Constitution House associa.
ton; $4,000 to card index records OF states
vital statistics; $4,000 for dormitory and
other buildings at State Agricultural
school at Randolph; $4,000 to erect and
equip a girls dormitory. service building
power plant. etc.. at the State School FOR
Feeble Minded at Brandon.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
Our Organ OF Balance.

When any one feels dizzy and perhaps
almost about TO faint his brain cannot
not properly control the working of his
eyes. They may move round from side
10 side, perhaps independently instead OF
together, and so il may look as if things
were spinning around.
Another reason for dizziness has to do
with wonderful part OF the body near
the ear and without which none OF us
could sit upright, much less stand, though
few people have ever heard OF it. This
organ, which used to be thought TO have
something to do with hearing, really
controls our balance. In some people it
is affected by disease, and these people
constantly suffer from dizziness and a
feeling that everything is spinning round
and round.
AS everyone knows, we can make our
selves dizzy and so think everything is
spinning round by whirling around our
selves several times in one direction.
This disturbs the organ of balance, and
this disturbance gives US the feeling. If
you turn round the other way you put
things right by restoring the original state
OF affairs within the balancing organ.
The name for the feeling that things are
spinning round is vertigo, and "vert'
simply means "turn."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
SMOKED HIS CIGAR BY PROXY
bismarck Gave Cherished WEED" to
Wounded Soldier ana ehJoSeu
watching Mans contentment

with all his brusQueness ana e'en'
AZ fines. brutality, Bismarck, says
Frederick Marvin, had mucn Oh lne
a1ive-and-let-live" philosophy and IL
bnmsnIzed him so that men loved nun
and willingly followed after him. Inc
story of the last cigar at koeniggratz
illustrates what has been said, says
the Yorkshire (Eng.) Post.
"The value Of a good cigar, saia
Bismarck, as he proceeded to hgnt al,
excellent Havana, as best understood
when 1t is the last you possess anu
there is no chance Of getting anotner'
AT Koeniggratz I had only one cigar
left in my pocket, which 1 carefuiiy
guarded during the whole or the pat
tie. as a miser does his treasure
did not feel justified IN using IT.
CT painted In glowing colors In my
mind the happy hour when l should
enjoy 1t after the victory. But mis-
calculated my chances. And what was
the cause of my miscalculations? A
poor dragon. He lay helpless, with
both arms crushed, asking for some
thing to refresh him. 1 felt IN my
pockets and found only gold, and that
would be of no use TO him. But stay,
had still my treasured cigar
lighted this for him and placed 1t be-
tween his teeth. You should have seen
the poor fellows grateful smile!
never enjoyed a cigar so much as
that one which I did not smoke"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
GLAD TO TESTIFY
Says Watoga Lady, GAS To What
Cardui Has Done For Me, So
As To Help Cthers."

Watoga, W. VANS. S. W. Caldwell
of Ills Town, says: "Whsn about ljyesrs
Of e. su!jcfcd greatly Sometimes
sor'J . : month CT two and rad
~: -hel,Jchc, bacbac.ic, I'D bearing
5Hj would just drag and
lie Then e. il would last
80. and was so weakening,
-f,i .aI U.S. AWFUL.
~ r-.her bought me a bottle of
C-rt,.i, aid bec1l TO improve a:ier
la.,:ag t,ie fist toa.e, 50 kept itrp GIL
took three e.. / gained, and vas we'll
and siroag, and | owe ita.llo Ca,lai.
| am NAMED nov and hive 3 children
. Have never lad to have J,lor IL.
female trouble, aad Iu7t resort II Clrdui
If need a tonic. am glad 10 testify 10
what il has done lIr me, so as to help
Others"
II you are nervous or weak, have head
aches, backaches, or any OF the other
ailments so common 10 women, why not
give Cardui a trial? Recommended by
many physicians. In use over 10 years.
Begin taking Cardui today. 1t may
be the very medicine YOU need.
NC-lO
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
MARCH FIRST MONTH OF YEAR
Was So Placed In Roman Calendar and
Continued Until Comparatively
Recent Times.

March was the first month in the
Roman year, and since the Romans
were a warlike people, they honored
Mars, the god of war, by naming the
first month Martius. 1t was the first
month in many parts Of Europe until a
comparatively recent date, even In
England the year beginning March 70
until 1852.
The Saxons called it Lenet Monat-
length month-because in March, the
days become noticeably longer, and
this was the origin Of the name Lent"
The English have a proverb, "a peck
of March dust is worth kings ran
some" and another, "a dry March
never begs its bread" which express
their faith in the belief that a dry
March means a prosperous year. This
Is explained by the fact that they do
most Of their planting In March, and
unless the soil is dry, planting often
is delayed.
It's different In America. In the mid
die West more rain falls In March
than in April ordinarily and almost as
much in March as in May.
Almost universally In the North
Temperate zone, March is regarded as
the windy month. Normally 1t marks
the transition from winter to spring.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
Symptoms.

Some people take more pride In
their symptoms than they do In their
children. If you are fortunate enough
to acquire or inherit a number OF
alarming symptoms, you may be able
to spend happy lifetime being miser-
able. There is something peculiarly
charming and piquant about one who
complains about his ailments. How he
Is welcomed into any little social
throngl How a room brightens at his
appearance Nervous disorders are
perhaps the most enviable endow-
ments. Have you some? Persons Of
this description are charming CONVEX
sationalists. They are never at loss
for q remark. They can talk Of their
complaints at any length. Sick head
aches, loss Of appetite, weak back,
dizzy spells are only a few Of their
favorite topics. In talking to persons
Of this sort 1t is pardonable to say,
I'D rather you'd die of your symptoms
than talk Of them"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
BiIiousness.

The word "biliousness" has had vary
ing fortune in the language OF medicine
AT one time it was used to define an in
disposition of peculiar character, and al
another physicians rejected it because
they believed that il implied a wrong
cause for the condition in question. Al
though the pendulum was swinging back
in favor of the iudicious use OF The word.
the Latest medical dictionary cautiously
defines if as "minor ailment, thou ut TO
depend upon slight disturbance OF the
hepatic functions
Whether properly named or not. how
ever, the condition certainly exists. and
il is quite probable that the liver, whether
or not it is primarily at fault, is often con-
cerned in the digestive upset. The func-
lions of the liver are manifold il secretes
bile, stores up sugar. and destroys many
poisons, either derived from without the
body or formed in it, especially some OF
the waste products OF digestion, which it
converts into urea. any OF The tunc-
tons become deranged, the system suffers.
II something interieres with the secretion
of bile or with its passage into the intes-
tine, the symptoms OF iaundice appear.
If the liver is unable to store up sugar,
diabetes results. If il cannot destroy the
poisons that are taken into the body or
that are accidentally formed in it, an in
disposition or actual illness follows.
When we speak Of sluggish liver"
we mean that the organ is unable to dis
pose of all the poisonous waste products
that occur in the system the result is that
acute form OF autointoxication which we
call bilious attack. The symptoms are
headache, dizziness, spots OF zlgzag
figures before the eyes, irritability and de-
preston, indigestion. nausea and vomit-
ing, and are often pasty complexion and
a yellow tinge TO the whites OF the eyes.
Associated with those symptoms or
preceding them. there is constipation or
irregularity OF the bowels. And that is no
doubt the cause OF the whole trouble:
The intestines are slow in disposing of the
waste products OF nutrition, and so lar
ger amount of poisonous material is car
ried to the liver than that organ can easily
dispose OF. Some OF il enters the blood
stream and causes an attack OF biliousness.
That checks the appetite fewer waste
products form, and thus the body rids it.
self of the excess already present. When
an equilibrium is restored the "bllious at
tack" is cured.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
No Use Wasting Time.

They were dining Off fowl in d res.
taurant. "You see," he explained, as
he showed her the wishbone, "you take
hold here. Then we must both make
wish and pull, and when 1t breaks,
the one who has the biggest part Of II
will have his or her wish granted"
'But don't know what to wish fol"
she protested.
ooh, you can think Of something"
he said.
"No, 1 can't" she replied. II can't
think Of anything 1 want very much"
swell, I'll wish for your" he eI-
claimed.
"Wlll you, reallyT she asked.
"Yes."
swell, then, there's no use foollng
with the old wlshbone," she interrupt
ed with a glad smile; "you can have
me-"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
Strains, Sprains, Stiff Joints.

You can almost feel Sloan's Liniment
penetrate the sore spots, draw inflamma-
ton from that wrenched knee or ankle,
and soothe your bruised aching muscles.
Sloan's Liliment is more quickly effect
i've, cleaner and easier TO apply than
plasters or ointment. Ii neither clogs
the pores nor stains The skin, and needs
no rubbing. Get bottle now for aches
OF rheumatism, neuralgia, lumbago as
we'll as all external pains. Atyour drug
gist, &c. &c. and $l.00.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
Chromium Steel.

Cutlery made Of steel that neither rusts
nor furnishes is now sold in all first-class
shops. "The new STEEL" says the Scien-
tifc American, twas discovered IN Eng
land, but is now being made in the United
States and sold as table cutlery. 1t is
what is commonly called an alloy steel
that is, il differs from ordinary steel in
that it contains special element or metal.
ain this case il is chromium, which is
mainly responsible for beStowing the
stainless and rustless properties. BY in
cooperating from II TO Is per cent OF this
metal in mild carbon steel the new prop
critics are obtained.
IAN English metalurgist in gathering
together some rods Of steel which had
lain long time in his laboratory, noticed
that while most OF them were badly ruSted
or stained, a few were as bright as when
originally made. This led TO the dscov-
cry and manufacture of the steel.
"The new steel is more expensive than
the old, which usually appears in the
every day table knife. Its advantages
and lasting properties, as well as its ap-
pearance and the convenience arising
from its use, more than offset the extra
cost. The fact that it does not tarnish,
stain or corrode augments its value de-
cidedly. 1t is supplanting not only the
old steel cutlery, but also the plated. Its
possibilities, however, are by no means
limited to cutlery. One can readily
imagine 10 what countless uses stainless
and rustless metal can be put"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
motherhood
WOMAN'S JOY
Suggestions to Childless
Women.

Among the virtues of Lydia 2.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the
ability to correct sterillty. IN tne
cases of many women. This TACT 's
well established as evidenced by. the
following letter and hundreds OF others
we have published in these columns.
Poplar Bluff, Mo. II want other
women to know what blessing Lydia
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21

Little Jim, though he attended Sunday
school every week, did not know quite
so much about Scriptural history as he
ought to have known, but when his sister
asked:
"Where was Solomon's temple ?" he
was rather angry that she should think
him unable to answer simple question
like that
Don't you think | know anything ?"
he asked
"Well, where was il then :" his sister
repeated, and then he informed her.
"On the side OF his forehead, OF course
the same as other folks. Doy you think
I'm Ounce ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21

proved and I am now the mother OF
fine baby girl and do all my own house 2
work. Mrs. ALLA B. TIMMoNs, ZIo
Almond St., Poplar Bluff, Mo.
In many other homes, once childless,
there are now children because Of the
fact that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound makes women norm al,
healthy and strong ;.
Write to the Lydia z. Pinkham Medi-
cine Co., Lynn, Mass, for advice-it
will be confidential and helpful.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21

An investigation is being made 10 arrest
unknown parties who distributed anti
registration literature in Woodstock, Va.
and other towns in that vicinity. The
authorities have evidence which will
doubtless lead TO the arrest of the guilty
parties. The letters were threatening,
abusive and entirely disIoyal.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
SAVING Money by Taxi.

It was an ingenious husband who
sent his wife shopping In a taxi the
other day. A friend who happened to
see him say good-by to her from the
curb remarked on his apparent ex-
travagance.
"It's economy, really" said the hus-
band. whenever she's in a shop she'll
be worried to death because the taxi
Is eating up money all the time, SO
she won't stay long enough to spend
half as much as she would II she went
on foot or In q street car"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21

K. Pinkham S NeSe-
table Compound has
been to me. We
had always wanted
a baby in our home
but | was in poor
health and not able
TO do my work. My
mother and hus-
band both urged me
to try Lydia E. Pink
h am 8 Vegetable.
Compound. | did
LzafAh snf
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
You'll Look 10 Years Younger.

Rid yourself OF constipation and be q
new man or woman. Take DR.. Kings
New Life Pills and expel the poisons that
weaken your system, foul your blood and
make you old before your time. One or
two at night will clear your compexion,
brighten your eyes and give back the
springy step OF youth. For health and
happiness LET DR.. Kings New Life Pills
do for you what they have done fol
thousands. 25c.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-06-21
Smaller Buns.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Do you think
our baker is Incorporate?
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Yes
TOO bad"
"Well, there is some hope. You
know he is cutting down the size OF
his buns now"