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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
TOO MUCH FOR HIM.
As Admits Hs Can't Grasp His " ifs's
Ideas Of Economy,

II can understand" remarked the
office philosopher to the visitor to his
sanctum. most of the feminine traits
and characteristics that puzzle the or
binary man. but when a woman be-
gins to practice economy she leaves
me dashed to the mast and 4uivering
with helpless establishment.
"Of course. the whole sex is eco
nomical. You have to admit that. be-
cause every woman says she is eco
nomical. and no gentleman would I'M
dertake to dispute IL lady's statement
at least. no gentleman of my acqnaint-
ance would undertake to dispute it in
his W house. What-tO use 4 vul-
garism-gets my goat is the method
they employ.
Take my wife. for example. When
ever she tells me she is going to ecOno-
mize l emit a single agoniZed shrek,
and then leap for the tall timber. Her
plan IL to think up a whole lot Of
things she cannot possibly do without.
and then do without them. By this
device she saves at a single stroke the
cost OF the entire list. Having thus
accumulated a surplus, she naturally
proceeds to spend it. and she is al
ways prepared to prove she has saved
much money in the process.
There is no answer, or NO answer
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
His Own Shame.

Roberts mothers ndmoniShinys To
her small Sol generally ended with the
words. I'd be ashamed of you if YOU
did 50 and So and the WrId ashamed
therefore VAS constantly in his ears.
One day after he had eaten up his lit
him:
"tobert. did YOU eat DorotLy's candy
when ! told You not to-"
Yes. md'nm.' said Robert in a tone
VI triumph, "and I'm just as ashamed
If myself as l can he. so You needn't
Post.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
IDAHO IS A BIG STATE.
Larger Than All New England With
Maryland Added.

Maryland Added.
To those Of us who remember Idaho
in our school Biographies as a small
pink block. shaped like an easy chair
facing east. it may he Of interest that
this state. which in 1890 added the
fOrty-ffth star to the constellation of
the flag. Is nearly as large as Pennsyl-
vania and Ohio combined and larger
than the six New England states with
Maryland included for good measure.
1t is divided into thirty-three counties,
the smallest Of which is half as large
as the state of Rhode Island and the
largest greater than the combined area
Of Massachusetts and Delaware.
Idaho covers IN area Of 1855 square
miles. divided principally between the
Rocky mountain region and the Co.
lunbia plateau. only a small part in
the southeast corner OF the state lying
In the great basin. In elevation above
sea level the state ranges from 30
feet. at Lewiston. to 12.O7S feet ut the
summit Of Hyndman peak. 1t is drain
VN 'H"i'''' I liz t'iuiioid tHI'iSil INC
Snake river and its tributaries and has
nm annual rainfall of about seventeen
inches. the an2 in Il single year mt
different places being from six to thir-
ty-eiyht inches.
The industries of the state are chiefly
agriculture. stock raising aud mining.
Hay. wheat. oats and potatoes are the
principal crops. \ large area is cult
waited by irrigation. The mineral pro-
duction includes gold. silver. copper.
lead and zinc.-Geological Survey Bull
letin.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12

into his store with a single egg. He
went up to Mr.. Bell and displayed the
new-laid egg.
"Mr. Bell, ummer say please, sir,
give her a needle for dis egg"
"You can get two needles for an
egg" answered Mr.. Bell.
"Nor, sir, hummer dom want two
needless; she say please, sir, give me
de change in cheese"
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
Both Died a. They Wished To,

Tcnnyson, who was a shy. reserved
man, could never understand Robert
Browning's love of society. He had
been heard to remark that Browning
would die in IL white clloker at Il dinner
party. The two poets died as they
would have wished 20 dic-Robert
Browning in the grand PalaZZo Ressu-
nicco. with his o by his bedside, and
Lord Tennyson in his beloved Surrey
home, surrounded by his loved ones.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12

A Denver lawyer tells of a man ar
rested in that town on a serious
charge to whom was assigned a bad
lawyer. The crude appearance of the
mar detained to defend him distressed
the prisoner.
"Is this my lawyer?" he asked.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12

eyes," replied the judge.
"And he is going to defend me
"Yes."
"1f he should die, could l get an
other lawyer"
ayes"
"Then, your honor, | request the
privilege Of seeing him in the back
room for a few minutes Exchange.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
q

How are you getting along with her
father?"
Not at ali. He's too arrogant for
me-"
whats the matter?"
He even wants to pick his own sons
ln-law.'-DetrOit Tree Press.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12

worth making. On occasions of this
kind it is my custom to pass. for. with
out looking Mt my hand. l know l can
neither trump nor follow suit.''-Rich.
mond Times Dispatch.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
Tea Production.

Tea Production.
No accurate figures of the worlds
total production Of tea can be given.
but the quantity In exchange between
nations amounts to about a billion
pounds. worth to the producers about
$50, 900 and costing the consumers
over twice as much.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
Inefficient.

MechAnic--I've gone owe, that car Of
Smiths pretty careful. but I can't find
nothin' the matter with it. Garage
Owner Ye can't, Ell? What do We
s'pose l hired ye fOr?-Newark Eagle.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1917-01-12
An Edible Currency

At Bobham, a rural station in cen
trail Virginia, Mr.. Bell is the store
keeper. One day a small negro came
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
MOVIES IN MCCARTHY

The movie apparatus which the A. Bs. have just purchased arrived from the States yestes- day It is. being installed to day and we shall see pictures very soon in McCarthy. Electricians wired the hall during the week for the electric light.
 Jimmy Hussey will turn the crank of the picture machine.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
STuNPAGE COLLECTED

MT. J. Carlyle Goverr ment Timber Agent was in town this week mailing the acquaintance of the: local fuel merchants. As it cost the woodmen two bits per cord for this privilege, don't be surprised if wood goes straight up..
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17

It is .rv,>~.~ .~= :. Strelna .e..at the Territoria' road super sor,, !. M. Wilson, is building road to tie Hubbard Elliott "IertJ, a distance of about tenty miles out from Strelns.
 the cost of building the road been est;metesl st approx lately $2;c,..Fn. Wilson. has had @ contrat't for :..nl;s:g supplies !" the II ''ls,fsi Lliiott people, the pssst
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
EIZlNA NEWS

The optionees of the Westover property are operating the tram recently installed. to full capacity, landing about four hun. dred sacks of high grade per day on the flat. A considera',je amount of ore now awaits shso. n ment. Gwin,. Longley ond Brown have larsded ten tons of supplies to the mine with pack stock. Lyle Brown will soon be starting-in on his con: tract.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
RED CROSS NOTES

10ON N0N0 3N0 19O
 Omitted from last weeks Sub. scription Iist:- A.Helmold $500. No collection reports have been turned in this week. That is not to say they have stopped,
 George Rust holds the bannsea list, most of the life memba were secured by his' efforts.
 The Entertainment Committee reports extensive preparations for the Thanksgiving Dinner which is advertised on page 4.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17

READERS! In some places you will find this paper printed| very indistinctly, but we will ded better; we have almost convinced the'preas.we are tougher thasrs
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
LARGE. SHIPMENT OF ORE FROM MOTHER LODE

The first shipment of ore for thiswinter, from the MothetLode went out on Thursdays train, and consisted of 225 tons, valued -tpproxim ately at $45, ,OOO.OO.
 .,
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
FROM OUR CHITINA CORRESPONDENT

Nov 15. Since the snow came the N. C. Go. has been running Dodge Cars only as far as Sour tough, then to the Summit bA l horse stage, double enders to the Rapids, and autos to Fair b1nks. Three auto stages arriv Gal here today with 5 passengers 1eav.,' SLOW at this end, littl. at Fairbanks.
 Sheldon's Auto stage left on Tuesday.
 Good duck hunting at Kinney Lake this season.
 A Red Cross Assn. 4ornle here s1d considerable inter shown. Trench ia .<...t will held next Friday t1ett5,g.
 Everybody 91t"d
 Walt Summers, who mas be-. .iSiting his folks outside will re :sru on Seturi4y z; .i.t Re, :7ho has been taking his pile ~s operator will re uru to to % lova Sunday With srs Rec, Ultima will be ]jgl.; ,ei by ehc. Sricity 'h.> f ;h." I.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17

Mir. Fazard and Con Miller re- turned from trip to Chitti- stone where they looked at some copper properties. While there they had a narrow escape, being caught in snowslide and car ried down withit several hundred feet.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
TJOSEVIG KENNEGOTT
 MTNE r.

Carl A. Anderson, superint- endent of the Tjosevig Kennecott mine, has closed down for the winter, after a satisfactory sea- son. @ sE@
 The Tjosevig property is fiji teen miles from Mccarthy, and has been favorably reported upon by experts, including c. Colcock Jones of California, a recognized mining engineer and geologist.
 Many men who have followed mining all their lives, have ex- emined this property and inves- ted heavily in the company's stock.
 The surf lce stlowings are ca ,al to .ly mine in the north anu
 ,te t,,s iall native copper was ,nnd ii S',e cont lct. This is favorable indication
 Aljacelt to 0l's property is tAe 4o:paycy cy Copper group O :ig.4t claims which the 'Cjosev.g people ave boo 1@d and expec
 ,,u s..s5 ; at3rn+ work Dn |. :,
 r.. as~ T.. Tl.EHlhGk1
 Aov. 29th, 1917 ll. fa Y, ms been sur
 :, -. al4o Red Cross. Tns |. L. l2sIl wiil be converted int: =; ;r''' AT; Jo the Hungry Hos, i,,l : iaticlanss n charge. supported by 8 detail of Red .-v,>,; -, >iao:,. 1he provlsOn ol ne U. t law enables tde Com mittee to secure the services of ~u expert Chef, who will have and exercise the powers of a Provost Marshal in conscripting further talent for service.
 The Exemption Board will no be in session.
 Just arrived: a new shipment of 'EverReady and Daylo Flash lights < Batteries ct laurie Bros
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17
Per sonal! News

Per sonal News (, rl., m, ;a enjoying 3 >a>ss'en fr''a' t',e Mother Lode ta.is week. :; ::
 9; q: T. '".>-se bel~nging ts Mnr;e litSl Monday. .se3sn Nicl,e}lS js recovering re,sfi an attack ,y tue grippe.
 John J Fs,sa and Sam Seltoo- 1:ch, were :nIt'etefi in the Act rotherflo,t;, Monday night.
 Miss N,:'y U1-l!,r >,l, left fer the states ou a1oAd;ty~' traln ;nd will spend 8 few days Fl t-3 t,..,e ,=:l. route.
 Miss Jesn s'rt.rrvcod, left on esterslat's > train, to join her S:i>ucc. il4s .sasE2sas .nuerwood' E have been visiting their father John Underwood, for several lnolJile a d :T.%*se Esny tlirn.!s oul..:s tllcig str>y.
 Don Green, prominent min n,E olEral1r el Cs.lsala, is ill town for tew' d&ys. He will iksight ln bls neSl-ysars suplies sfs,:.<iltion of the GsGen ,s st the Hotel Golden $ expert f, s,:ixe,legiss.
 Representative Jce. Murray vi slts:d lliv Creeas this week anC reports ohe mater diggings | i.:ll swing lA ;arge timber woI. :+s seen botp eer C. i.iHu an 1olng creek ~hich Normal, '' l.: :,cilsen exp4c::ss to trap shortly l.,
 z Joi:n. Barr.>t las erected 6 I*r,:.: c;cise, ar; :s hon esteas tn siH'1-e 1ar:nius:. ;s+"1.,cmentS etc.
 A new type lack has be-. jEstaile,i ill tfl2 :F:.4sr office. I ssr'tle; o!<i press **sweve:, is, Ss' jr .:v:dInce.
 -" Dance sn nigs>s H;,. 4. E. F Wit s.le~:s, -s> t;s@;;:*.~.
 tSu%<>, Irt::t,s,.,~y wjll leA :sss :::e slH,t s:it:r -e,y.r s"k,ss, fl ::. '... *.. s....
The McCarthy weekly news., 1917-11-17

NOTES FROM KENNECOTT
 MT. Pat Sweeney is the hap py father of a fine boy Patrick :.
 Eli Bikleh has recovered from his sick spell x
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12

this locality.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Taylor have tax.
en- up their residence with us, having
moved their household goods from
Blackfoot the past week.
Leman Bronson is suffering from
severe attack of la grippe.
Arnold Nugent and Joe Maxwell
are located in Butte, Montana, for
the winter.
Jas. Christensen is moving the
school building which he bought at
the recent sale, to his farm west of
town.
Bert Jones is removing from Black
Pine, Idaho, to his valuable irrigated
farm west of Sterling.
A. Rupe was business visitor to
Blackfoot on Thursday.
DR.. Mote has purchased the Hen
derson residence north of town. and
expects to move it to lots he is pur-
chasing in Sterling.
Chas. Parsons expects to erect an
other residence in Sterling shortly.
The Annual meeting of the Ster-
ling Townsite Company, will be held
on Wednesday the 10th. Important
business will be under discussion. :
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Chamberlain died of pneumonia on
Saturday morning. LII
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Chas. Chandler is also very low with
the same malady.
The o. S. L. Agent, Mr.. Chappell,
is asking any one interested, (Which
should be all of u.s., for suggestions
that would benefit his company, in
the way of increased freight and 9TH
er business, on the Aberdeen branch:
that will benefit them will
also help the communities through
which the railroad passes, so come
a running. The railroad company
will assist in any way possible.
Reports come from Mr.. and Mrs.
Haycock, where Mrs. Hay
cock is receiving medical attention,
that the lady is much improved in
health,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
MORELAND


1
Miss Ruby Hemmert returned from
Hyrum, Utah, Sunday, where she had
been visiting relatives and friends
the past few weeks.
E. c. Dierdorf and family have
moved to the Dubois ranch.
Miss Leta Wells visited her Aunt,
Mrs. G. G. Thompkins last week.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley
Richardson, son.
Mr.. Richardson and family from
Camas, Idaho, are visiting at the
Will Christensen and VIM. Mcknight
homes.
There will be wood dance at the
hall Friday night. The band will
furnish the music.
Miss Mae Richardson has not yet
returned to her school on account Of
the serious illness of her sister. Mrs.
Ida Wheeler is filling the vacancy in
the school room.
Prof. Hammer of Ogden, Utah, will
open a studio for piano and voice
culture at the Lewis Robbins home
Tuesday, January 16.
Word was received Wednesday that
Miss Mae Richardson's sister died
Tuesday night at her home in OAR
lington.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
STERLING

Henry and Will Blair made bust
ness trip to Blackfoot Thursday.
Mrs. Emma Hubbler who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Landsvater,
at Aberdeen, for some time, arrived
home on Thursdays train.
Mr.. Robertson, who is foreman FOR
the construction company, doing the
Jetty work at the new bridge, was
in Sterling on business Thursday.
Mrs. Griffith, a sister Of Mrs. Dan
Cutting is visiting at the Cutting
homestead at Yuma.
The school wagons are being lit
ted with sleigh runners on account
of the heavy snow fall, which we
were blest with recently.
Automobile travel is at stand
still
Miss Armour who has been visiting
r latives at Filler, together with Miss
Bates and Miss Louise Verbick who
have been visiting with Miss Bates
home folks at Wendall, retained on
Mondays train.
Chas. Hansen, foreman for the
Gimmell Sheep Co., has recently un-
loaded Q cars of corn to feed their
flocks, which are being wintered In
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
WAPELLO

Mr.. and Mr.. Harry Jasper are the
proud parents of an eight pound boy
born January 2. ...
John Cotton has decided that Wa.
pello is "the place" after all, and
has bought his old place back from
Mr.. Adams.
The Hoskin brothers have sold
their place to Peter Jacobsen. They
recently acquired it from Peter Pet
ersen.
Edwin Allan, Lyle and Mildred
Blackburn have come down with the
measles.
Wednesday evening of last week a
small party shared a pleasant even
ing at the E. ]. Gerdes home. The
guests were: Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Blackburn and family, Lefty and
Stanley Park, Hilda Savage, Dolph
Allan and Nina Peterson.
Dick Hone and Mr.. Merrill were
lucky winners of the candy given
away at the dance Friday evening.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
WICKS

Eva Rogers of Blackfoot was the
guest of Mary Dunn on Saturday and
Sunday.
J. l.. Sweat, of Park City, Utah,
arrived on Sunday for a visit at the
Mackie home. He was accompanied
by Charles, the youngest son of ]. c.
Mackie, who will make his home
here in the future.
On Tuesday, Carl Johnson had a
hemorrhage of the nose, which re-
quired the assistance of doctor to
check He is much better at this
writing though still rather weak.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Bfuggencamp which died on
Tuesday was buried on Wednesday,
the funeral being held from the
Catholic church at Blackfoot.
Mrs. Matilda Merrill, who spent
part of tie holiday season with her
daughter, Mrs. George Dunn, left on
Tuesday for her home at Smithfeld
Utah.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12

Shelley Pioneer, publishing
election ballot, two weeks. 10000
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12

to visit relatives.
Miss lola and Erma Taylor spent
Thursday afternoon with Miss Sybil
and Mildred Felt.
John Larson, cousin of John Nor
man, is visiting with him for a few
days.
Neal Gushwa is suffering with a
case of the measles.
A crowd Of the young folks SER
enaded Mr.. and Mrs. Frank McKen-
ma Friday night. The party consist
ed OF Miss Grace Ziegler, Miss Mild
red Felt, Miss Nettie Neal Miss Err
ma Taylor, Leo Gushwa, Elmer Zieg-
Ter, Delbert Taylor and Carl Boehm.
At twelve O'Clock lunch was served
the serenaders and the singers de-
parted.
Miss Iva Olson returned to Mrs.
Norman's after spending the holi-
days with relatives, Mr.. c. c. Clark
and Carl Nelson.
Miss Ella Gardner has returned
home from few weeks visit in Utah
Mr.. and Mrs. John Norman and
family spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Alma Norman.
The Misses Mildred Felt and Erma
Taylor visited the Rose school Tues
day.
Mrs. ]. A. Wareing and her son
nave returned home from Minnesota.
If Mr.. Wareing improves as rapidly
as ne has been during the past week
ne may be expected home in month.
Alma Norman is recovering from
his illness and will soon be around.
Carl Boehm went to Hamer Satur-
day morning and returned home on
Monday night.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
ARCO ADVERTISER
ENTERS NEW HOME

The progressive Arco Advertiser,
under the management Of it's owner,
Clarence Bottolfsen, has after a few
years of pushing ahead reached the
BODYBUILDING point. Last week the
machinery, the furniture and house
hold goods of the establishment mi
grated to a brand new shop. rs 40
feet, finished in red brick, and of a.
right respectable appearance.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
NORMAN.MCKENNA

Frank McKenna of McDonaldville.
and Miss Anna Norman, of Rose.
were quietly married December 27 in
Blackfoot at the c atholic church.
Father Gresl officiating. Miss Flora
McKenna acted as bridesmaid and
Mr.. Norman, the brides brother. was
best man. They went directly to the
Norman home at Rose after the cere-
mony and were entertained with
family relatives at a nice wedding
feast; Miss Norman was one of the
popular young ladies of Rose. Mr..
Mckenna is a prosperous farmer and
sheep man of McDonaldville. They
will settle among their large host
of friends who are Wishing them han.
piness and posperity.
MARRIAGE LICENSES 4
Mable 3. Galbraith and P. e. KEEL
Ter. ~
William Blair and Viva Claypnl
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12

Assigned Accounts
First National Bank for iur-
ors certificates, witness GER
tificates and coroner's court
expenses .....
Theo.s Goodpasture for con-
stables expenses at Ozone.
D. w. Standrod & Co., for
clerical help for school sup
erintendent,, Miss Anna
Powell, q $1.25 per day.
Miss Eula Palmer, 5 days "a
$500 day --....
Miss Eula Palmer, SO hours
q rs cents per hour
Auto Hire by R. J. Dygert,
for taking surveyor to
Springfield ...........
Care of Ivy Hubbell with
broken leg at Blackfoot
Hospital -..-....
jurors and witness certif1-
Record of Vital Statistics by
DR.. Patrie -.....
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12

David A. Johnson was on the sick
list this week, having a severe case
OF la grippe.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
NEW COUNTY OFFICIALS
TAKE OATH OF OFFICE
Continued from page u

ed the old board to be seated at the
table. They did so, and soon they
were on the wall by the others. The
exhibit caused considerable gaiety a
mong the visitors
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1917-01-12
ROSE

Miss Erma and Delbert Taylor
have returned home from a two
weeks visit in Salt Lake City.
H. Jackson has gone to Colorado