Connecticut western news., 1917-03-01
AWONDERFUL, DISCOVERY
 By M. QUAD Copyright, 1916, by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.

: Those remedies had proved so wonder
 full ill curing ali. ailments that the
 druggists found their customers turning from them. A combination was formei
 against me, with millions of dollars
 back of it, and threats were made that
 I would be bankrupt in six months.
 I am now going for the druggists
 in turn, and l have brought forth q
 wonderful remedy that will shut thr
 Loors on many of them. l have com
 bined my twenty-one remedies in the
 shape of porous plaster, and that
 plaster is going to revolutionize th2
 world.
 The name, Browns Paradise Porous : Plaster, is printed on in red ink, and no one who can read can be deceived by an envious druggist. The plasters
 are fringed all around by q strip of calfskin so that falling over q fence or from the roof of barn cannot dislodgC or damage them. In putting them On
 the help of another person is required. The back should first be rubbed witE hot vinegar and red pepper. When the flesh begins to smart and raise you or your toes the plaster should be cappel on. Great care should be taken that no 1 needles, pins or carpet Jacks should get | mixed in. When the plaster is on, rub it over with a rolling pin. This takes | about two minutes, and after it is fin ished that plaster will stick by you for the rest of your life. If you live fifty years you will never want another. As YNlo will In I shall not make any boasts, but l will
 modestly say:
 That it will cure a sore throat in two
 seconds.
 It will remove a corn while you are | throwing a chair at the cat. It will cure rheumatism while you
 are trading jackknives with tin ped dler.
 It will knock a stiff knee stiffer than
 a poker while you are walking forty ! rods to the nearest saloon.
 1 It will cure consumption unless both
 lungs are gone and your ribs are all caved in.
 It will prevent pneumonia and disap- i point the doctors.
 Tn my claims of what my porous plaster will do have confined myself | exclusively to human beings. l had not ! tried it on animal life when a gentle man named Eben JehoShaphat Jones of tine state of Kansas wrote to me that 1 he owned a horse twenty-seven years
 old that had been blind and deaf for the last seven years. The horse was | so deaf that he couldn't hear thun- | derstorm and so blind that it was a ] common thing for him to knock the | doors off the barn about five times
 week. The horse had not been put out
 of the way because he was the favor l ite mount of Eben's first, second and 1 third wives and he was keeping him | alive out of sentiment. He read of my i Paradise Porous Plasters, and he 1 bought two and tried them on the
 horse. His color was that of dish
 rag but in one week it had changed i to a bright bay. The sight came back i to his eyes, his deafness vanished, and
 in less than a month he won race l md a purse of $25 with it. The plas- 1 ters, which will never come off, give | the animal a unique appearance ana l will serve as blankets in the winter.
 I have testimonials to show that with 1 in an hour after the plaster has been
 applied the wearer feels mixture or
 energy and ambition thrilling all
 through her or him. He or she wants l to do great things. They cannot sit 1 still. but must be at work. Many or
 them have to be tied in their chairs i long enough to eat dinner. i A man in Iowa writes me that he was so lazy that it nearly killed him when he had to rock the cradle of his 1 infant for half an hour at a time.
 Within week after wearing my plas-
 ter he split 800 rails in one day and
 then came home and licked a man
 whom he had had a grudge against for
 forty years.
 | A woman ill Michigan who hadn't 1 had energy enough to sweep the floor
 or clean out the coffeepot for long
 number of years put on one of these pIasters to cure a coming deafness. It i not only knocked the deafness galley i west, but infused such energy into her i that in one day she used the broom up | clear to the handle and secured the
 coffeepot so vigorously that nothing
 was left but the spout when she got
 through.
 I could produce thousands more of
 such testimonials, but it seems useless.
 Try one porous plaster in a commu'
 nity and all will believe. The drug.
 gists will tell you that it is a fraud,
 but pay no attention to what they say
 It costs you only 25 cents to find out
 whether I am telling you the truth or
 wanting to sell you a fraud.
 Just now I am arranging to ship
 100000 porous plasters to the south
 ern states, where the razor backed
 hogs roam in countless numbers. They
 are as thin as knife blades and the