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The evening world., 1917-12-20
WHY BRITISH ARE IN PERSIA
There simply 40 Keep order, de.
cIares Bonar Law.

LONDON, Dec. 2o--"The presence of
n British force in Persia for the purpose
OF securing order is not 10 be con-
strued as n violation of our pledge OF
persla's Independence or evidence OF
any desire for annexation" declared
chancellor OF the Exchequer Bonar Law
IN the House OF Commons to-day
The evening world., 1917-12-20
Mayor Mitchell Returns From south

Mayor Mitchell returned to-day from
Pass Christian, Miss, where ne spent
two weeks hunting with Corporation
Counsel Lamar Hardy lie vas asked
II there was any truth In the rcpor taai
ne was TO succeed Philip j. McCook
Director OF the Draft. who has been
commissioned major, The Mayor said
i,s had heard nothing Of the report
The evening world., 1917-12-20
TWO MORE SHIPS LOST
BY The NORWEGIANS
One Strikes Mine and the Other Is
Torpedoed-Eight Sailors
Drowned.
DTOWned.

CoPENHAGEN, Dec 2O.--The loss Of
two small Norwegian steamers is re-
ported by the Norwegian Forelgn ONCE.
Tho Msldag' OF 1880 tons was torpe-
doed. with the loss Of three men. Twelve
other members OF the crew were saved.
The steamer Marion struck a mine.
five members Of her crew being killed.
The evening world., 1917-12-20
.Allies 10 Take All surplus Flour
and Meal In Alberta.

learned to-day that the purchasing
representatives OF the Allied Govern
msnts have arranged 10 take all the
surplus flour and oatmeal manufactured
by tho mills OF Canada. and that al
ready every mill In the Dominion is
q - so until the war Is over.
The evening world., 1917-12-20

Virginia Carolina Chemical Co
Regular quarterly dividends of a OF I
per cent. on common and per cent. on
preferred stocks common dividend is
payable Feb, to stock record Jan. Is;
preferred payable Jan l5
,'llumbia Trust Company
dividend Of 3la per cent. PAYABLE Dec.
81 TO stock record Dec q.
The evening world., 1917-12-20

Motor Products orporation-Quarter-
ly dividend meeting Of directors due at
this time has been deferred until return
OF officials from Washington.
The evening world., 1917-12-20

Pittsburgh Coal Company directors
deferred action on dividend OF common
stock Preferred dividend OF ~ per
cent payable Jan q,
The evening world., 1917-12-20
noW NOInpInN. nnI -ull
"ENTlTLEO TO A PORTION OF
THE PLUMBER"

Between ourselves. IL Is simply
Il case OF lcgalizing the rebate
which the hackers have Insisted
on obtaining as they state they
contribute - per cent. of the
earnings of the company and are
. ontitlei to portion OF the piun-
der. In tbs past Wits has been
paid bv giving them large blocks
OF stock or payments in cash.
Hereafter they will take whatever
piclIirgs may seem proper TO
thcm. The property, however
must not be wasted and must he
kept intact. so tho lawyers hand
ling this matter advise US.
The company has been earn
ing about 10 por cont. and pay
ing per cent. but 1t was neces-
sary Tor them 10 save a certain
surplus to distribute back to the
packers periodically"
The company referred 10 In the
letter was the Chicago Junction Rail
way. Pegram said he know nothing
~ the minutes of this transaction.
Interest ot the packers In tho coun-
try's stock yards extends also =. Ia
Kansas City. according TO F.. V. Il.
Thayer, President OF the Chase Ma
tional Bank OF New York, who said
he understood one Of the packers
owned part OF the yards there. but
that the others sid not. He did no;
name tho packer
Pegram admitted he would have
signed anything Palmer put in front
Il him. In reply TO a letter sent him
by tho Trade Commission as to who
were the real owners OF tho com
mon stock OF the old company
Pcgran claims 10 hold all OF II MS
trustee. He admitted that Palmer
had dictated this reply,
Didn't you know your answer thai
Palmer wrote and you signed was
an attempt at evaslonT" asked
ITeney.
"I didn't give ~ much thought
said Pegram.
Other witnesses summoned to tes
tiiy include w. NJ, Walden, formel
treasurer for the Chicago Stock Yards
Company; r. r. Hart, vice chairman
Of the Old Colony Trust Company; Il
v. r. Thayer, president Of the Chas'
National Bank: $. II. Sessenden.
broker: C. c. Chase, auditor for th'
Chicago Stock Yards and Transi
Company; ]. n. Manning, an employ,
OF Prince & Co. All are from Boston
except Mr.. Thsyer, who formerly
lived in Boston, but now in New York
F. W. Croll, confidential secretar!
OF ]. ogden Armour, also has beeI
sRpoenaed.
Will TRY TO PROVE PACKERS
OWN THE YARDS.
Heney will attempt to prove tina
the five biggest meat packers contro
not only tho Chicago stockyards anC
their terminal facilities. but also sew
- =
The evening world., 1917-12-20

Baltimore q Ohio Railroad directors
postponed dividend action upon semi.
annual common and preferred stocks
for one month,
The evening world., 1917-12-20
NEW YORK COTTON EXCHANGE
CHICAGO CORN MARKET.
ITEMS FOR INVESTORS.

silver quoted at s6's cents an ounce,
up half a cent.
The evening world., 1917-12-20

Colds Cause Hsadarb. and n,.n
IAAALlNE BkOMO QUfNINE reIn5s.. IN.
sA1se' insrs Ia only Que "Brun. ouinine"
H. W. HhoNts Signature 70 On boI. Cos. 0c.-Advt.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
A Most Familiar Odor In
Washington-It Is White
wash, Just Whitewash

or course there leak" into wall-st
about the presidents peace MESSAGE no more
doubt Of that than there Is OF the stock exchange
or course somebody got hold u the news
that had no right 20 have a. and, Of course
MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS we're made b.
stock gamblers who were thus tipped OF 20 Bot
on q sure thing
Everybody with any more experience than a
babe in arms knew this on The day u happened
and has known II ever since.
The exasperating thing r. the sight % the vari.
Gus political nummets and takers that 60 about
talking as II the thing were absolutely unheard
Of
For so years The business Of government has
been 20 fun Of LEAKS THAT EVERY WORLD
CAPITAL. HAS BEEN SLOPPY
There have BEEN Leak about Hg count dc.
oisions. leaks about law 10 De- Ipassqd leaks
about messages ~ presidents aud goseruors
leaks about committee findings leaks about Ok
ecutiso and cabinet sessions leaks about d.
plomsc, and rulers intrigue
All this prcpostcrous nonsense aud "ndlcu.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1917

lonf mirage" and outrageous SANDER SUM ihef
pull Jus, causes Weariness IN anybody that stop.
20 think y
Thomas IS Lawson offered t0 giys the naPfs
n the HoBRlWEb HENRY ~ The house ralo-
committee would make genuine investigaton-
The horriaod Henr said be couldn't make a
genuine investigation because lawson .hadn
given him The NAMES
This was pretty CHEAP gun bur 50 seems 20
have been Thought that they could staA along
thus untH rhe country would have forgotten all
about The subject
The majority OF the house o. representatives.
took different view and ordered Henry 20 set
busy with an Investigation
Discerning persons soiourning that night in
Washington thought they perceived A PUNGENT
BIT FAMILIAR 0pOR abroad in The air.
II was WHTEWASH brethrrn WHlTEWASH
ia which congress has a speciality. ard unless
sI slEus fail Is about 20 DO particularly neat
and tasty Job
Sometimes The RUDE. ROUGH WILL OF THE
NATION 5ots the hand OF TIE whitewash artist
and spells a work that would otherwise be
world better
Btis going % do 80 IN Tits case Il wiz have
70 take swift, action.
The leak is shameful thirs and ought 20
Be put cuI Of business. but 20 set I'D Of Il will
nor be Ike pulling up weed IN The backward.
II has existed too long snd % any body that
is on The crook LOOKS too much Ike a cinch.
The oniy way 70 get Il Is for the country 20
arise and shout rs indignation until IL scares
congress into doing something that Will count
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
Is Doing the Other
Fellow All There Is In
Business? No. Stree.

We've been told that there's 70 such thins
as the golden rule" n business-thAt It's al
a question Of DOING the other fellow. AMI
DOING IT FIRST
And those who have quoted this saving Of
David Harum's have thought It "deucedly clever
don't ser KNOW"
Welt SOUNDS smart. and there is a certain
type Of men who THINK rs smart
But they have another guess coming
D. would b. too much to say that the golden
rule-to 20 unto others as you would have
them do unto YOU DOMINATES business life.
Bur there's more kindness and manhood and
square dealing In business than most OF Us think
For Instance some time ago big paint max
ers plant burned out-jus, as the season was
u vas hard luck for there wasn't time 70 So
cure and easip another building which would
b. an adequate
BIT THE CHIEF RIVAL or THIS cox
Germ NOTIFIED IT'S COMPETITOR THAT 1T
HAD A ISL ILUINE WHICH WAS NOT N ST
AND 10 WHICH THE UNFORTUNATE FIRM
WAS WELCOME.
This Immediately brought relief and the bus.
hess went right on without very much Interrupt.
lion.
And the firm that had been 80 generously as
sisted by IFS rival with equal generosity purchas
Z co page OF Advertising matter - trade journals
ieLllng about thfs spirit " he golden rule which
had been exhibited in such practical fashion.
Dont you suppose that this entire transaction
made me impression upon the trade and that
- brought 70 the surface the better instincts %
everybody who heard or read about X,
Don't be deceived into believing thar The CON.
paratiyely few sharks In business life are typical
THEY AREN'T
There's more down tight good fellowship and
aecency among ne mass Of men than we know,
y Isn't preached about or exploited nor "a
there a pietlsfic attitude assumed Dy those Who
might be credited with The real stua-BUT IT'S
THERE.
And me rest G. Us may be glad
Goodwill among men "a increasing
It's poor observer u the tendency OF The
time who doesn't see H.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
A Poem a Day
SELFISH LIVES


", e our ways IN ufe TOO much
we soid Ourselves TOO Tar from AT
Too otten pe are tesd % sish and
rae attsa 70 me weak .na help
TOO 7fiea N6ere distress eni-''AA'
So n and pass upon me ether
rhe oth,t u1e e. iro83sn smooth
Ry ~ .tres passing an the CAV
II, here iie th bruised ones tAhi tti4t
r. .. AD1 'i mr.. than an unuadaer
Our ssiaaa aearts ars for our 'e.t
They cad Is ~ upon tss oiher s'ss
=. should 30 ou-. th- on ana wire -
lpu ,ae Needing wounds afsfr.ek.
r. tax tpe smltteu and the s'eN and
Au4 ---sr ,h.m who're stream ~
ias,s.8 81 iceh about tbe way e
And - w. pass upon t,e ether aae
80 sr.rtz and hrethers eidins
t4..r,an,t, Is calling cnrh ard ait
in tender az entf bern 30 Riii az
prat 900 listen 70 ne thrninv
Yoa cannot your cola and sriash
Pass saitless. BY upon NE other
SD
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
Pointed Paragraphs

a magnetic speaker 81 usually G.
drawing -ard
a woman heart reaks are often
~ had AS a man indigestion
- f7 - -
hen and canned gDcas ho better
Happiness has a rscu.iar way 81
coming and soirg nithoul any warn.
ing
The opunhs' expects good deal
oven u 10 is the other fellows tnln
90 shuttle
IT'S wonderful what good mem.
ories people develop alter having
done YOU d iayor\
Any man may De- Justified ia bloN
ing hls own horn. bg' not ia going
On a foot
Any magazine viii gladly accept
your contribution ( % comes IN ihe
form ~ subscription
l,'a pits we cam revere things
ana start AT fhc top 70 would be
so easy To- reach the bottom
The girl mo is wise never gives n
young man lock o. her hair She
may decide 20 cnaneo the color o. it
later
when man treats biz wife with
more consideration than usual size
BEGINS TO wonder whether he is try.
ing 10 square himself
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10

air only enough clothing sholi5 be-
aorn 20 keep me body warm ono
Should nor vrar clother that arc 10.
comfortable and unWfe3 20 rho
weather merely because hoy arc
pretty
Overccsfs and Vlsp hoid he
worn in cold weather bat ftey
hould DO taken on indoor rhe
aody ~ill kecome 700 warm fle
Hood viii come ca. r'5 lda, jn
ard fhe sweat sltrf r. %
WORKING. u fhs e naf Hnne
wet hoe and foc.r (5d %.
changed GOV o. ra
Do .bie lte oa become 10.
when aet r.oihns 1aard eg
on IT, over bees Aopld De eofo
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10


Eyeryoo ins'lac'.'eiy appfe-
crates 1hat peEpei-'- A-frs' @'St.''
ono s're'-'o1sness are sa2 'of .l-s
Hsalta In genera. ana piF'ieAi.er.l
oaH Iof me nervous system n..
6 ohs Hhe GO aPp't.lae
z 4-i'e 'aolnef 90 "Eeia nNFf'' DAs'
~ asia '"a -o,lslls - ana A-'Is
oe''F Aos ''l'F ~
make "As serious vAori q. "'el-
enee
MANY 10 facr. confess frarkly that
'hey feel them eiFss Incapable %
going ihrl ii'e o.Htrr th4n "a a
bury They Ar mistaken.
Its 81 10 means haru 70 cnluvar
- F-e-Ar Z oalg aae kaoA4 The way
ta-, 70 - about 0u this point
We nave most senifcant h,rt In
fhe critics 20 made ~ -chs arly
findoc during a tou5 % the United
State.
q O. nor zee !" ssld no "n9v' II IS
POSSIBLE for You ~ tva as SOU DO
without a urip moment IN goac day
d.H1erafclv gwen 7o tranquility and
meditation
III, 5. an invalua hle part ~ our
Hlnaoc lie ~ retire FOR a, least half
at hour daily lrto silence. 10 relax
cor muscles govern breathing and
mediate On eternal 'hinrs Every
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
The Keep Well Column
WINTER oRessl

Vhsn The feet vii become damp
without them
An extra undershirt on very cold
sin'er .days may save many oil as
from colds CT more serious sickness
A baby should De warmly dressed
ln cold Weather Trying 20 harden
children BY having them wear little
clothing In cold weather D. APP 20
end disasfrously
Close httinz garments interfere
-wifh The natural ventilation 81 The
rku n is important that the gar
renf should either hang loosely or
hs efficiently porous 20 permit a
free Interchange o. air. vapor and
neat -Al1-xeen the skin and The exter
nM aif
n The clothing BE- too ihick the
body surface a. kept al an abnor
mMIy high temperature. This pro
.uDfes excessive persp iration and me
clothing cungg Ilkc q wet blankef
10 lho bOiV
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10

Whenever he stts down, he lets the
chair really suppoTr him, and does
not hold himself rigldly tense IN it.
"a mos; % US DO In bed he> sim
iflrly relUes. WIKI the result that
sleep comes 20 him almost instantly
Also he ~medlrates on eternal
shsngs "a that almost eyeFy even
.ng ~ reads something o. a high or
DER Ia philosophy. roetry, or other
literature that focuses his thoughts
Ga The deeper realities OF lie This,
he fnds. not merely tends 30 quiet
M mind but also strengthens il.
Certainly he leads "a vigorous and
productive life IA any man, and
ri rrure vigorous sui productive
than mos, men tie studies and
treats complicated cases makes
eatsac resear hes. and IS The au-
a0r u dozen books which have
w0L for him recognition a. one Of
fh worlds foremost medical psy-
biologists
=, vii pay you 20 live s0meg rat
bis fashion yourself Take time,
every day. 20 read something lofiy
omething enabling and tranquilliz-
.ng Mediate on What you read.
Learn 20 relax both physically and
mentally n you cannot take day
llrie maps. you can a least ST. down
OCCASIONALLY. lean back. close Your
eyes. and momenta-ily rest This In
Itself r. most refreshing. lessons ten
sion. and increases power thru re-
10 not persist In error Whatever
ou think 10 the contrary. IL VI a
fact that you need not remain a vic.
TIN 20 the habit Of hurry. hustle. and
.ncessan, strenuousity.
You hare IL IN you 20 break this
deyitalizinz habi, a. any time why
not begin today
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
What the League 10 En-
force Peace Really Means


f-'eF' propose! loF ~" u~p'.'
1le H p4p'ie "la'Fs' ana 'ePe'''''5
I" '3'e'su q a'i'As. a"SAtns 'A"s
"0 "a 49,
'''' Use" '"e hopes ana l'a's
~"f 4" i1'a A',,4' 'aIll''s OF
.''s 81 ~ se1-" als ousnl nor
~ - y" OK '"' i.'a-N" 'o r-i-oI, e
'.' D''.--' a''l' '"e u' A''@ 40"
'"' ~ "p' ''.A e' '"f
t"' l'"- PES 'h'''tr' ar
A''.' ~" iil'' IONS 90
~ 'oss'7 --o' Si" eAF'i4l'y or
~ ~ ',''' -'r '"'
'-a pr q ' - "''p
close There sr. peonlo =, do.b-
Who would ike - sea 81 s,-ef "a ~
that purpose a4i the -tasafs4at -
The object was d.lfbar.taf, framed
~ -revor+ fhis very ming rar,,i,
rs establish ana MAINTAIN se.ir..
after the close ~ ,he nrosa-f var
and The executive committee can
safety b. trusted nor Il, parrG
10 DO diverted from fhis ann To
soak ~ maintain peace beror. var
breaks ou. IL a very different fhing
from iate~po.irr between beiug
er6nts ogsrtnr uusogelt Az oBir
ION upon the terms thew oggf' 70
accept. and bringing pressure 10
bear on me weaker ana moro vai
ne-able side N T. ekgeni aiiv the
difference between seeking io pre.
va-,f quarrel and buyinr into a
quarrel An stta-nnt 10 sonarate
cornba.ant. rav 30 under propor
conditions htrttv nralseUor,hv hut
n r7-ff7r7-v no r---- - TT n III
mo League iu the crl On, war
"ahs AH''i', i ,'''t'N'' ''''.
lns lsasi" No'4p lnF'''" our com
~ N ehtahsl'nK '.ii4",T WIT i''
eish nations eo,a 'rA's - OUT ''a'i
NohS' u "onlu t't'"ih'y luF"'''
oDi'ss'ioaN' ana 'Aes' Y' E"',
-, ..'a, - oD'''' = ''''''' 10
..'s"' $3.50 ~ 49,
'1l'i 49, we ~ '''.''''' "'.''
'"' PiDDa
.'lns a''~. ~" ;"
u'l''F"' ".'lu' ST '"i't' az"
''"N1' '' p'f "
v'op'r'N i'asA7 @s on A''''''e' y. /"
- ." .''''' !" 'u''.'.' D,''.' ="
~ "D,N, '''''' 49,
"''' '''7 "A'h" De"'' = 49,
'..'N' @.'. va" = '.'''i'' -
DD''''' 20 =" "s''. anu
~ = 80 '''o''. '''s
."'' ~ - -. ~ ~ -. =
-. -, -, -
-, s,.,.,, - 80 ,,.t,..f, ,.,cc a,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
from Another Point of Neu
Shovel the corner where you are.
~ c. T. S

Shovel the corner where you are.
And then history goes on to say: IN
venior Bell had his telephone on exhibition
al the centennial celebration IA PHILADELPHIA
He could not interes, the judges who passAd
him BY. Finally the emperor Of Brazil hap
psned along. Bel had been bis teacher and
he tooA up the receiver Bell spoke. y
hear voice" exclaimed the emperor
by taking UP your own receiver and
listening Tor some little time, you will ap-
preclate that the emperor had something
on Us.
Here's hoping they find the man in
Washington who leaked 70 Wall-st. We
want to know what he understood the
note 70 mean before Secretary Lansing
had failed TO explain it.
One should never speak in Of the dead
That is Why, in mentioning a mans &C
compliments, no reference is ever made
that at one tine he could play The Mock.
ing Bird" on the mouth organ.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went 70 me cupboard
To go her poor dog a Dors
Wnen $40 got there
Size found
The potato basket one
Potato shy
s1spicipned The new servant
AID called ~
The police
I
Relatives Of a Detroit man who mar.
+ RED at 40 question his sanity. Their con.
tention Is supported someRhat by the fact
that II was his second marriage.
-.
A Plymouth automobile plant has been
\ placed inl the hands Of "a receiver. Oui
Of gasoline1
'l
That Philadelphia staying mysttry
seems % have the police completolv baf
iled since the suicide that cleared II ara.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10

with the breath
INK and The move
meut Of The brood.
Clothing pro
tects one from
cold b. keeping
the heat Of the
body from pass
ing on into tho
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
An Old Master, Anyway

Miss Manyesrs--Yes. that was
painted OF me when vas a little
girl.
Colonel Bunt.-Is e Rubens or a
Rem brandt
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
There Being Nothing
To BE Afraid of, What
Is the League Afraid or!
Does prohibitIon prohibIt?

Does prohibition prohibit!
The saloonkeeper will lean over the
bar and tell you that it does not.
During the recent campaign he said.
over and over again, 1T can't be done.
Just at this time he is repeating it,
During the recent campaign the dry
forces argued the saloonkeeper down on
that point.
They succeeded in convincing the peo-
pie that prohibition really prohibits.
Now these same dry forces, or some
of them take the position that while pro
hibition prohibits, it ought not to.
They remind us Of the young lady who
fshed from four o'clock in the morning
until four o'clock in the afternoon be-
fore she caught a fish. and when she
caught it was afraid Of il, and let 1t
wriggle itself off the hook and 60 free.
What kind of dry law shall Michigan
pass?
The Anti-Saloon league suggests to US
that it is afraid of the fish it caught.
What kind of a dry law SHOULD
Michigan pass?
By all means THE VERY DRYEST
LAW THAT CAN BE WRITTEN, be-
cause that is the kind of law that was
promised the people of Michigan and the
kind of dry law enough Of the people
voted for to roll up majority Of 10000
against WHAT?
Against beer?
mol
Against whisky?
No.
Against light wines?
MOI
Against the saloon?
No!
Against the club?
No!
Against the blind pig?
MOI
Against drinking in the home?
No.
Against carrying booze on the hip?
Mol
Against NONE of these things, indi-
vdually, but against ALL of them. col
lectively.
The people said by their votes that
they want a BONE DRY Michigan.
The amendment, upon which they ex-
pressed themselves favorably is gunpow-
der dry, and The Times wants to repeat
that any other law than a law that viii
interpret that amendment accurately,
JUST AS IT APPEARED on THE
BALLOT, will be inconsistent and a lie.
1t is up to those Of US who took issue
with the brewers and the distillers and
the saloonkeepers and represented to the
people of Michigan that prohibition
DOES prohibit, to make good and TO
make sure that it DOES prohibit.
Anti-Saloon league officials are quoted
rs being in favor of going slowly and
not too far, lest the constitution be tres
passed upon.
The United States supreme court has
upheld the constitutionality Of the
Webb-Kenyon law. the last word in
bone-dryness.
And in view Of that decision, which
leaves nothing whatever to be afraid Of ,
what is the Anti-Saloon league afraid OF?
a MI Ir-.l. oil
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10

,h1, suited. and stood by 20 see Il put on the
scale
"oh but here" She interrupted. you're Civ
ink mo too much bpnct%
oOh no ! amt lady You're paying for ~"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10

people 10 iil tI iitl. rif Hi'.4t
gO round the shops herself. and
select just What suited hcr
- the Butchers -1c arere'
and wauled me sfock. and ar
gued until the lone zoo ,rine
assistant could stand n no
more
80 Tho cud az ~ minutes she
had at l.r found something
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
IL wort of I'M ON /" aaId

"Thc worst ~ All Isms." said
the lecturer "is pngIllsm
Pardon me. bay friend. " re-
joined man who he'd just cnl
tcrrd ihe ban on crntchos. "bua
] know worse one than that. 1
What SIS b.. sir7" q,ieried thd
lrciurfr
liIrumatisrn,' answered thd
other
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-10
Out Of the Mouths of Babes

Teacher what is "blubber."
Tommy?
Small Tommy Its what follow
does when be- get whaled
II hear your nanma is sick' said
ncighbor to small Mareie elias
he got anything fcrious2"
yes. manm" sngwered Marric.
shes got doctor that ls awful
FERROUS"
"Fatter." said tho 'mall son of a
clergyman. YOU told story This
morning whom you were preaching
why. what DO yda mean o. ked
The good man in surprise
wei. answered thc mall 90
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