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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Lord Carmichael. Thrift.

Lord Carmichael. whose term Of
nrice as governor Of Bengal expires.
rnd who will be succeeded by Lord
Ronailshay, Is Scotchman Of
rlethodical and economical habits.
When in Victoria. Australia. he was
known as the governor who was gen.
crows In large sums. but careful In
s'nan. Speaking at dinner given in
lis honor by his clansmen under the
Southern Cross. Lord Carmichael was
asked why he did not indulge in the
social virtue OF smoke. He replied:
"Smokin'. ladies and gentlemen. is
unco expensive. and when I try other
peoples tobacco. it disna draw!"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

A writer IN the American Magazine
ays:. II havp always been obeessef
With desire to be patted on the back
I AMI that economic hybrid. the sue
cessful failure. just escaping com
plete wreck BY suddenly realizing the
truth. The other day, just after
had been promoted to 2 position Of
considerable Importance, q friend
slapped me On the. back and said;
Good boy, ! knew they would appre
ciate your worth some time Hit
words wer9 gall. had held the salns
position more than 20 years before /
- merely won back by hard work
2 POSITION that, IN early manhood |
- aehleved without much effort
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Tiny but Deadly.

Two canary birds Of the Hartz vart
"ty. belonging to Mrs. W. W. Leete Of
'iadstone. Okla. were killed By q
cumming bird recently and the muir
lerer was caught In the cage beside
he bodies Of his victims. <.
The canary birds were on the porch.
4 the Leete home. The humminns
ird was able to fly between the wires:
T the cage and attacked the canary
irds with its long and pointed bill
The canary birds, although larger thar
heir assailant, were almost powerlesl
sainst the quick darts. The hum
ing bird came out Of the battle Al
aost unhurt, but was unable to mako
MS exit the way he had come In.
The canaries were valuable.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Municipal Bus Line.

San Francisco plans to be a pioneer
In the municipal operation Of motor
bus lines for street traffic. and before
the year IL out expects to be running
them In connection with the munici
pal railways. The first win be across
Golden Gate park. Transfers win be
is~Ted and accepted with the niulI
opal line. The city engineer reports
i've BUSES can be operated at Is cents
a mile and will pay because Of the
Increased traffic they VIII bring to the
Principal lines.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
MOVING STARS IN HEAVENS.


William B. Gardener, who has q cot
tage on the west shore Of Pontoosue
lake, In the Berkshires. has been no
ticing what he termed moving stars In
the northwestern heavens. "Thest
stars" he had said, appeared quite
high In the sky and slowly descended
They disappeared and then appeared
ssain lower down in the sky" lie
gently, powerful telescope Wa,
brought into play and the mystery was
solved. The lights were found to BE-
those on automobiles coming down the
Rockwell road from the summit 0.
Hfeylock mountain.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Temple to Goddess Of Childbirth.

J. One of the most important archae-
logical discoveries of recent years has
just been made at Gonnoi, near the
vale Of Temple in Thessaly. The
Archaeological society has just I'M
earthed what Is plainly a sanctuary to
the Goddess Artemis aad among the
articles found on the spot are soIne
OF the most remarkable votive offer
ings yet discovered. One hundred
thfrty-eight marble shafts have in-
scriptions from which 1t is plain that
the shrine was devoted to Artemis as
a goddess Of childbirth, "Artemis gecl-
dx"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

Flesh food Is the chief cause Of Dip
solnania When mea are properly nour-
lshed upon noniiifamnatory diet that
Is rich In rroteid and nerve and It's,
sue building subsilnce-such as nuts
II all kinds and their products. cereal
foods wheat meal. oatmeal, macaroni
,ice. etc.. legumes thnricots. lentils
and peasl. fruits Of every sort and
dairy produce Cheese. milk and eggs)-
they do not crave for strong drink. nor
ars they In danger Of taking alcohol 10
eEcoM-London Hath Reooel
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

l.. tsst; ;,s.s :,
d LITTLE Lesson. In lawn Aaowsmu.
Grass should never be cut shertse
han two inches on either new or ol6
awns. for its roots are left unprotect.
d from the scorching sun when 1t ID
shorter. and this means that dry o.
rery hot weather will burn It scar and
'rown. Now often. even as often -
very fourth or fifth day, II necessary
keep it at this height. especially on
new lawn, and never rake away the
lipp'Dg They form the best possible
aulcb and fertilizer and are 20 short
~bea moving IL done as often and N
fegularly as It should he that they sift
Town among the standing erase I'm
nediately and are lost to sight. Re
,ecd all bare spots every. spring snd
AXE out weeds NJ fast M they appear.
the space which II thus left
bare With seed. whatever the aeasoA
This is the sort Of care and watchful
iess that achieve perfection With the
minimum of labor. promptness being
20 chief feature-From 'SubulbaH
isaf,iens." ny Grace Tabof.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

1t wo;!ld he interesting 10 know #
any part of the world beats Iceland in
the average length of life of its inhab-
itants. On an average the people Of
that island live to the age of 81. g
years. which is very nearly double the
mean duration of human life as it was
computed Il generation ago
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Help for Bronchial
Trouble and Cough
3oaeyas Honey and Tar COMPOUND
Aoeo more Ike . food than q medicine,"

.1oasy's Honey and Tar Compound
aces more Ike food than . medicine. y
Mr.. VIII G. Richmond, Inglewood,
Calf. says:-"I wish to recommend
tFoley,s Honey and Tar Compound as it
trouble and cough, It acts SO we'll in
harmony with nature that It is more
like . food than a medicine"
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound has
. wonderfully quick way Of soothing
and healing the raw tickling surface OF
the throat and bronchial tubes. It
eases the tightness over the chest,
raises the phlegm easily, and helps the
stubborn racking cough that is SO ex-
hausting and weakening.
i is the best medicine you can buy,
ana better than anything you can make.
for coughs. colds, spasmodic Group
wnooping cough. Ia grippe and brori--
chiAl coughs. hoarseness. tickling
throat and stuffy wheezy breathing,
Il contains MO opiates. and is acceptable
to the most sensitive stomach.
4 4 \ Svogy user - friend.
WALTON & SMOOT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
She Also Needed Food.

This from member Of the Boston
authors club: -
"A neiehbor Of mine threw q book
nut Of his window and II has bees
wing in the gutter ever since"
Maybe he doesn't love books" 8
"Oh. You can't Judge Of that BY his
treatment Of this particular novel. It's
Untitled "A Pair Of Blue Eyes.' IL adj
-ertised as daring and was written
y woman who left her husband be-
a,lse her soul was starved"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Hls job.

Please, mister, have yoa got any
sork for poor man what amt had
uthin' to cut for three daysf"
What Kind Of work can you dor.
I'm q demonstration, mister"
"A demonstrated And what do you
.emcnstrByew A4
MY best hold IL demopstratin' the
upeSority Of teeth over victuals. inst
cad ne to square meal ana m okov
~ : semnIe ~ nv rWb.s
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

The Youns Man have kro..n I,
a long time past ti:al .ou cared Cor IA
The Lady Really. Ecw is tlsi.
The Young Man From the fact til,
yolr people put themselves out Of the.
way tt snul, ne.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
4 Wasted Ornament.

Old Gfaybeard-It's Il pity to kee,
such pretty bird in a edge
Mrs. De Style-lsn't it a shame
Flow perfectly exquisitely lovely it
would look In hat.-New York Week.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Agreed.

I'D give anything almost if | had
Mrs. Toner'S SAVIOR faire'
!. ~ think it much more patriotic to
own an American made car "-Ex-
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Substitutes For Potatoes.

Green bananas. peeled under water
boiled Until mealy and served with
drawn butter. salt and pepper. are said
TO be satisfactory substitutes for pota
toes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
lie. Nc One Boast.

Ne yef heiess let no o.e boast- Jus
as ever, man. though he be the giea''
st geniu;, has very definite limitations
IN some che sphere Of knowledge ana
thus attests his common origin Win
the essentially pe-yerse and su'p.d
mass of mankind, so also has every
nan something IN his nature which IL
positively ell. Even the best-nay, tne
aobiast-characte. will sometimes SUI
prise US by isoiatel traits of deprayiV,i
is though it were to acknowledge his
iinsh:p with the human race, IN when
Tillainy--nay, crue.ty-is to be found ID,
hat degree .-Schopenhauer.
This Reason.
THE cynical poet says mans WE
is q littl,, iearer than his horse. NO" 4
that isn't t:'ae.
"Of course. it isn't true Sne y
Great deaf dearer. A man doesn't nave
TO buy his horse a new OUTFIT every
half year. Baltimore American
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
The Champion Lie.

Probably tlic unmit;gated fa,sehooc
most frequently told year in and yea
out takes this form: We welcome he
est criticism Oi'a state J,r.-nal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

= thought ron said - waD 1 man
Of meansY
Excuse ma ,sft - IL a1jsr
tive 4s 1f
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11

what adiecs1vers
~ .'mitrd Birmingham Age He,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
Road the Signs.

" " wws ~M " M.s wMw s:x.s
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-11
PRACTICAL h-ALTH HINT.

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The Detroit times., 1917-12-12

the modern European nation 0.''''e - :,
these vars INTO con''c' WIN | ,"1 - -
clNliz4llols o' 'i'e Gas - ''''4 - -,
win lheli -i'e germs 81 '''''' ~. s.,
ms "ilcA " % 20 !'''- - 'Ni 1890 -
tAe fel-''s s"'''e PeI'01'
Thru the cfAsaaes inc Iu'oI'e,-il 'e e
caiile ll-eN''' ''H '''"'
lands and was sllmulAtea 10 NoS Nkes -
discovery "h-th won Vast eo''''''1'l's '0'
ciVldzallon
I'm a thousand ways. Jerusalem has IN
auenced the world S history ooth sacred
and protane
So today. the c.tv OF David seems once
more destined 10 exercise q vast influence
on human affairs
For centuries possession Of the shrine
of Christianity has been the proudeSt
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Doing What We
Don't Want To
BY OR. FRANK CRANE
copyright. 1915. by Frank Cranel

-
There are probably just now more peo-
pie in the United States doing what they
don't want to than at any period in our
history
And as a rule they are remarkably
good-natured about it,
The drafted men don't liLe going into
camp. They're doing it, But few of
them would select as q preferred occu-
patton sleeping in windy barrack, get
ting up at half-past five in the morning,
eating at table Of rough hpa-ds. wash 1
ing their own plates, hiking miles EACH
day, pulling stumps. scrubbing floors
and all that. Yet they're doing it, and
singing thereby
Parents did not want to let the BOY
go TO be soldier. Very few in this
country choose soldering as a career. The
father wanted the boy in his businessI
where his prospects were bright Thd
mother didn't like the idea of giving
twenty-five years of her life to her child
and then feeding him to cannon. But
they did it. And dad brags about thd
boy and mother smiles as she tells of him1
though she may weep in secret
Housewives don't like shmping in thd
kitchen, and wfeattess and mcaties7
meals, and no sugar. Yet they're mani
aging 1t gamely, and you hear little COM
plant.
Young wives don't want to give uH
their husbands, and tackle an untoward|
world, widowed in the fulnesS of them
youth. Yet they're doing this, and them
eyes are bright and their talk is cheeryI
though they have TO keep their hearts
with all diligence.
We who saw a better way than war|
who pleaded for international co-opera1
tion and ld-government, don't like I'd
set aside our conviction, to accept the int
ovitable. But our country has made itaI
stand deliberately, legally, orderly, and
we accept the situation Loyalty. Wholei
heartedly we accept the decision of the|
majority, and give not only our money
and our lives, but our whole thought I'd
our country.
We are all doing what we don't wand
to. and doing it enthusiastically, for tho
sake of something bigger than ease ol
profit or pleasure or pride of opinion
for the sake OF right, and TO put down
the gravest menace that ever threatened
the human race.
And we're finding out something We'rI
discovering that the deepest JOY in if}
is not getting what you ~nnt, but in do |
ing for high purpose what you don
want to do.
This is the JOY Of overcoming. And
he that overcometh shall receive th}
morning star.
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Jerusalem, the Great
Influence In World
History, Is Secure

Capture Of Jerusalem by General Allen
by's army has sent thrill thru-Britain
and Christendora.
If the shades Of Richard the Lion
hearted and Edward Plantagenet can look
down on Jerusalem today how their war
rior souls must rejoice to see the twin
crosses of st. George and St Michael,
waving after all these centuries, above
the SPOT where stood the cross Of Christ.
Bravely did these old crusaders strive
70 plant them there.
And today. after hundreds Of years the
defendants Of the men whom they led
thru battle and privation in the unsuc-
cessful attempt to break the power Of the
Turk guard the Holy sepulchre, for whose
redemption they fought so long and well.
And how the ghost Of Old Frederick
Barbarossa must hang his phantom head
to see modern Teutons allied with the in
fdals against whom he and his vassals
dealt such mighty blows,
Possession. of the holy tity inHghih.
cant tho it may be in G purely military
sense, has held thru the centuries, an III.
portsnee far exceeding any str-atterir
value which may attack to It's retention.
The history Of medieval Europe is one
long chronicle Of wars waged 20 redeem
this ancient city. the cradle Of Christian
ity. from the rule Of the unbelever.
The rude, half-barbsric ancestors Of
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Every Sammy Hopes
To Be Real War Hero

ing else can Certainly IL Sc the
hest physical training ne could get
But 10 addition h puts him side by
aide With men all sorts ~ men
and often in situations where only
a Solomon could separate the sheep
from The goats
"Of 100 things you do here. ~ Of
them require neither brains nor Of
fclency And most Of the fellows are
looking FOR hat hundredth thing
Tor The rIme Hnd piac6 aHd 0ppoF7
tunify 20 be- real soldier sort
of hero
~ frst u seemed that each of
us Fas put a. the wrong job. An
auto expert vas made mess ser
reant and a former cook was put
10 driving a motor frUck, Vhen All
his experience had heen gained run.
ming friends Ford
but with it all, order is being
brought ont of chaos and We look
forward 20 The time when we can
No Our BIT And ve-thc most Of
us-wll be ready and Whiting and
wanting hard 20 DO it"
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12

ment i- not administered az olte.
Cro-rr cough s another spt
9CGs SYMPTOM ot d.phther.a Wn5n
'hls disease affects be larynX or
voice bDr hoarsene.s of tle voice
end d clarac.e erstic ringing cough
sre tHc uromtcu, symptoms
II diEatcr.a an'toNiu rs 9O' 9d-
W.Dlsfc-ed Cd.are'E he patient
may die from sfrangulstioD by OBJ
sfw0tioH 0f fhe vinlpipr. caused by
fhr 'alFe meubraus Har forms
Naru dpbftcr.a affects hc voice
h7y j. produces o. di-r~c sl0E c0nGi.
ton Furthormore rti. particular
fEpe of Infection may lsst for many
months Prolonged conralescence
caused hy daIav IN giving the
d'prfhcr.s antroTir
ArUhri7l wears must often be
made fr These cases r. th- introdlc-
uon ~ t.be into The windpipo in
order that tne patient may breathe.
ir some instances these tubes must
remain fc~ long periods % time IN
order fo sustain life
IS running nose b. often a charac-
ter-fic first sign OF diphtheria Par
enfs should look for dirty white
material which forms iu cases or
diphtherla and obstructs breathing
Remember thai diphthora 81 4
durable disease and 20 a great cx-
tent preyentable u ts one OF The
fen diseases for which thore is a
positive and specific curative agent.
known as antitcxin
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Protect the Children
HT ~. ADpINoToN BRUCE
Author of -Ths Riddle OF Person
atty Psychology and
arenthood.' etc.

We must ihink Of The future as
we'll as The immediate present We
cannot aford 10 Ter the wars need
for increased Industrial production
break down TIE safeguards cstab.
ifsAed asathst exploration or
the labor 0f women and children
Ilis in effect, vas tho warning
sounded by Secretary OF War Baker
m his recent baltimore address 20
the National Consumers league Sol
emuly Secretary Baker added
There Us e possibility that We
shall suffer AZ home losses equally
as great as those sustained by our
armies abroad
We shall indeed. surer even
greater losses AZ home II the war
Is madY ap excuse for permitting
women and children 70 be convert
ed into slaves of swcatshop. fac
tory, aud store
N especial The LAWS 20 protect
children against industrial sertl-
ruce need 20 be enforced
Citizens alert 70 the future vel.
fare ~ their country should be con
stant'y on the alert 70 observe and
report violations OF those laws
And on no account should local
authorities close their eyes 70 such
Violations Wherever child labor is
permitted a wedge is driven destruC-
tive 70 national well-being
In the last analysis national yigor
always depends on the physical
health ard trained intelligence OF
the individual men and women who
make up the nation.
To train the ntellisencc schooling
IN the plastic wears OF childhood ana
yosth Is Indispensable -
Equally indispensable. 10 insure
physical health IN manhood and
vomanhood. is abundant outdoor
plav and exercise during early life
Where All children should be is
~ school and on the playground
Coop children ID in stores. factories
AMI swesfshops and you rob them
of their hir'hrighf
Also YOU mortgage The destiny Of
th- nation 70 which these children
belong
n his Baltimore address secre-
taiv Baker declared that no Ameri.
car soldier wears. or will @ear. a
uniform made IN a sweatshop.
TIE army having b0vcotted sweat.
shop products. patriotic citizens
should DO no less.
child labor. legal or illegal. will
csase forever when the expioiters
OF childhood discover that their
greed is defeating It's own ends.
And every citizen has u In his or
he. power 20 make this plain 20 The
eznlo!ters.
show some curiosity about the
clothes. the hats. the shoes you buy
Ask questions about the conditions
under which they are manutac'
tured
Demand guarantees that their
makers are treating all employees
fai-ly. and In particular are not rob
( bing children OF the joys and rights
OF childhood
II Is as much your duty 20 CO.
: ops rate In protecting the nation OF
/ tomorrow as n is 70 cooperate In
protecting the ration ot today Help,
| then. 20 max sure that the child
/ labor laws are everywhere en-
I forced
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Russian Pessimism

a surrender 70 pessimism regard
Ing The Russian situation is as fatal
to clear political thinking as an no.
reasoning faith The admlnlstra.
ton Of A great country is con
catenation of deeds anB their con
sequences not OF professions and
promises. The Length or time me
Bolshevik remain in control d..
pends On their ability 10 solve some
0f the pressing problems OF pr0vid
inr for a necessifous population II
their position e. as fantaeucaliv
false as IL seems from an report
they pill hang themselves In few
days As b. is impossible f0r "a
countrg 90 maintain itself .u chaos
obviously the matter ~ most inter.
est concerns The point where r. viii
emerge. what the new center of
gravity vii be- ifa prediction may
De veniured. n De- thar control wlii
presently be iu fbe hand ~ mo
Constitutional Democrats and pos
lbiy No Socialist extreme rigtf s.
cohesive army nucleus would soon
rtab-b Cts domination in tbe milf
tsry fcld So FAR there BE- nothing
to give alarm in the talk 0t % sep
arafe peace The RDssia1s ave war.
wear, 60 arc sll other peoples =
trrafate peace that the Germans
would negotiate az present is unIm
FETET1TE n rr-TH II 51T Frfr T7Eporr
Ief r Russian There is only one
place t1 get out of fhis VaI tha' iF
the fsr end The Public
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Anniversaries


- ...-..tsna nf ~sr-rH
.oir.d thr arms and
..-r, r-ort -U.Frar1 and
.,,- $500. ...
lAI'-- I*I - rN N.if
ore E.u t"fflIa RIo
frnn IiIln and .-I
Ireland bi"3 ln -ttula' lows '+"
- 49, ~ro,'Js,,
lsh ~ pr0e a1lai on "4s lt'NN0 Fo-
RIO. l'nG r@Nltn i4HFla- p'
.n ireland
fss, Senator Efa.r introduced
-esan.tIgr Iu The -1tto9 -tRtes sens
1fe rroroeiuE federal pro 0ib.+'rn cf
fha iluor trafg,
.sar b,r. ~ tr~-t.st rlv,i,,-
..+-Ist. .rsrr f.s-r- --.s-.a tfe ufo
.r4. t'trr-~ NJ. t.so Esrrs..-
80 -.,,,~-c -, Te-sr
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12

There is something Ia me aver
axe sammy NE beyond food. on.
tertainment. warm clothing and
comfortable quarters That some
thing is ambition. a hopo 20 acquire
fame distinction honor
Thar such ambitions do exist NAV
DO seen from fhe letter beiou. such
a letter as has beeu written bv tens
~ thousands ~ selected and enlist.
ed meu After Commenting ne
food and quarters and the high de-
gree ~ efBciancy that had been st.
.aincd providing Tor the comfort
snd welfare of fhe men. ho said
There's liffle use 20 tel you how
like TIE army Il doesn't matter
a rinker's damn whether Ike q or
not Im married 20 it and cant get
a divorce,
'Eut do Ike it 7. went into 70
vith that intention and had no dis.
appointment egc8pt, indeed some
pleasant surprises
"Thcrs arc NOM ber 81 things
the army does for a man that moth.
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Let the People
Rule-and Write
4 Realtors Vision of subways and
Street Widening

4 Realtors Vision % subways and
Street Widening
TO me Edtoy ~ The Times:
Sow that the city is going %
abolish te vice old gray.bewbis-
kered. lettering sinful council and
create a new Utoplan ninem af,
air lu seriousness they viii en-
r'oy local exports who know the
c.tys needs and fhey may make
subway and Improvement plans
about as rouoVs
Widen high st from Grat!ot
ave t0 MIohigan-aye.. making 10 -
0r rs fae- wide With this plan
alone 81 does nor require much ina.
aEinafion 10 picture q double street
CAT Hn. running along there from
tlt 81 g. depot 20 past the Eastern
market giving the Fourfeenfh-sfe.
and 0tfer cars short cue ACROSS
tl- ritv one can also 500 thc 20.
TAIL district expanding along trIs
ne.r roadway one Hl % can soc thc
many bGsnr concern sd ho have
business north ~ NE park become
prosperous Common euse .Ee
ve-ts also that fh,s plan alone would
Erca1y relieve down town conre
Han aud would otherwise uc of
great hcrrdt fu the car
Widen 4-renn0o1 ave from
Hamilton hIri o Grand RIFcr3vr
l-l-4a---------- lll zLnAt.lu and an
examination ~ the street would
shop 'aa fhI improvement would
fe-d t0 max e-ond woodward
avs arf vdu10 greatly rfafrc vHr
ono street.
John Rsf should br v.de1rd be-
TFTFI TIT7F Tr7-7
aret If has ALREADY hern Hldcnef
norfr of Willis
kfer these ideas are carried 0lt
81. might pas q itHe tIrfte- atfen.
tion fo the plans ~ our rty plan
and Improvement commission. Then
we could pu- in couple ~ sub
wavt running easte-lv and vest.
srIy u only to satisfy some OF our
The Detroit times., 1917-12-12
Pointed Paragraphs

Graft that doesn't come out In the
washing may show lp iu the iron
iug
Nothing dlsusts girl more than
'o have a young man make 4 hluf
~ kissing her
s cold is p good deal like a street
car man. can always catch h.
when be doesn't want it
show us a mas who thinks be
knows b. an and We viii show YOU
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