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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

Qouile Gpnrrier an Sbeo. Mrbt nnb
gran, Gritnoftiid i'm gitbzglod 2079;
g. q. goulb an u. q. Stare, @nn6e
ftiid an Der 4nena Biita Ctr; $500.
6enrb rno Ndbla6 bon Mnnie 2eislis
tom an 81. 8. Gtrnd, Grunoitiif an
Der Neontereb Ctr; $675-
6. 3. @elner un6 Sron an 8. u.
9om1en. Grnnoihid i'm 9Th : glod
6OO4; $3.50.
81. uno 6. alein an Charles so. Code,
@runoTtiid i'm Gitb~4lod 1925; $25
IL. q.
Sobn 3auer uro Srau an oie Ser.
Gtnnten bon Gmerifu; $3.50.
Biniam g. 2ebr unb Spml an Soba
Tinsleb unb Srnu, @runo1tiid an oer
Nebaoa Ctr; $3.50.
@enrb @lnblnoe unS Srai an 9ouIs
@infe, 157 47S100 Mder 2nn6; $4250.
Marb Gong an Sral Sriebd &letb.
0rnnbitiid an Der SanOemeber ct. Go
pernment Sin; $4,000.
@iuiam $. Gins ON 2ennb Seng,
@rlnoihid an Der 8nenn 8ifta nno
Condo Ctr; $4,000.
Ereb Inoerion u1o SraiI an 8. q.
2ubnfe, @runbitiid i'm original gitp~
Got 1859, $3.50.
SO. $. Stephenion an q. 6. Staae.
0rltnoitiid an Der guena @tita StraBe;
$4,000.
8. s. Chem nrb Srm SEQ. Sut1,
@runoitiid in Der @Iabitone aooition;
$3.50.
gbparb Burg an Or. g. Burg.
@runbitiide in ben neuen 9Th : 8lods
632, 1908, 1869 unb 1868; ST II. q.
grben bon $. mnb V. Grin5 on Die
Ser. Gtnnten bon Nmerien, 8runbftiid
i'm gitpsylod 1t43; $4,000.
S. @eiibafer, our6 Iuipalt, an ofe
Ser. Staaten bon Imerifa, @rlnoitiid
an ser Clinton Ctr; 1925.
g. 6. @antt an gpfparD 8oebm,
8runoitiid IN ainsiton Sei9bts; $3.50.
U. nnb 6. Stepes an q. G. 6belb,
@rtnbitiid inn gitnz8lod 1855; 1885.
81. 8. @biteafer II. q. an 5ermonn
@utb, @rinoftiid an Der Sairplab Gpe.
$4,000.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
4.fIerIet

ssn gngle Vnb turr0en sDei
EoIoaten perbnftet, weld]e elm nelles,
5iebeniitiges MutomobiI, oas $. ..
0idruire, 249 COOPER Strabe, ge-
Bort, 9e5fobleR batten- Gie beioen
Observation-Disclosures parnoierten III
BEN Efrabea BON Gagle YaB in Der
eIeaultten Gar mie pnfhedte Dill
lion6re einber; 9eputp Sberiff
Gubirn 1T bereits nbgereiit UNI Die
internebmen0en &rieger nod San
9lutonio 5nriid5ubringen.
Die Mofe areu5 @eiellfdaft
bat tp1breno Der 5ebnt1gigen Gam-
pagre ungefdbr $4,000 IN Der
Gtdot foleftiert.
&einrin Jrieorid @uItau
EduIbe, 143 geloen Apenae, bat I'M
Ba1noesgerif)t I'M slusfertignng lei
ner 3tpeiten giirgerpapiere nadbge-
ilid3t.
Beterion & So. bon grafett-
bile un0 aapit1n z. u. Yiper bon
ubuIoe perfauften am Oonnerltag
I'm Menger Sotel 10000 reip. 1907
600 8fur0 @ole an norolibe aan'
FER; Der Yreis piro ipegen Der eigerl.
fiimIiden Marftperbdltnilie gebeim
aebalte1, bod ioaen belize gerfaufcr
febr 5ufrieoen oaruit fem.
Gie Ser. Staaten iad)en cine
gan5e 4n5abI 2elite, I'M ltelie, ourd
Sen Grieg gef6affene Stellungen 81
beleten. @erIangt weroen ger5te
Runitiong- nro Uniform Snipef'
xoren. 9bpfifer, Superintenoenter
fir aIlerlei Materiaiien uip.. I'D
Iere Mitsfunft erteilt Die Gipil Ser
niee GonmiiIion in @dibinston
9. s.
9ic G%outbweitcrn telegraph
enn6 Telephone GompanD benblif)tlgl
sein nelies Gffiee : 0ebduoe an Der
sGiios8reia MD @ropelailo StraBc
auffiibren gu laiien, oeliel aonitrif-
tion unaefaAr $4,000 foIten miro.
7te gIerns Siitorir Sano'
marfs aHociation", Die es iid 5lr
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

~ ~'i~0~'v 5a
Uentiie.
aartoffeln. 3eue. $500.
6ibe aartoffeln, PuHrpfir gam.
1926 un6 $40.
3tpiebeIn, EeEds grbftdl Bar, $f.5e;
Bermubu, $t.25 per grnte.
Bohnen, Colorado. YintD. Der etut.
$1,000; California Dabous, per ctpt.
$t4.50; Binfs, $14.50; 2imd. $500;
glabb, SIS; Blndehes, $11.00; Moun0
Green, per Bufdel Campers. $50.
Somater, Segas, $f.O0 u slips per
Crate.
NaoiesdeH. SOC ii. eoc fir / 0bo.-
8iinbel.
aobl, 1925 u. $3.50 per 100 Rfuno.
@riirler Yfeffer, SOC II. 60e per Crate.
5pinat. 75c per Bufdel.
Crime grbien, $500 per Camper.
8eeten. 40c per 9so. s8iinoel.
WeerrettigsB uraein. Der Hf0. 121aa
8urfen, per Crate, $500.
Gsuerie, 90c u. $500 per 9ubeno.
geterfilie, 40c per 9to.< Biinbel.
gierpflan5eu. $500 II. $t.10 per
9ubeuo.
a~opfialat, Gal. $3.50 per Crate. (
@eGbe 8ur5eln, 40 II. 45e per 9hS.
gq1a5b, per 8uidel. 75c.
Gmntaloupes, 60c per erate; $3.50
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

4ptfumfaMen.xr00tttte.
Gan Antsnis, Ser, 90. Stunt 1917
Brine gr,t0e Cotton Seeo Oil, Ito
genfg per 0dlone.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
Git rnansipredlid)e Sdmer5en.

SD litt an elmer nnterIeibsfranf-
belt, bic mir unausipredlihe
Sdyler5en bereitete. Mein Mppetit
mar p~oaitdnbig perihmunoen; Die
geddte perbrahte i'd ihlaflos uno iG
mar gu ieoer Mrbeit unfdbig.1 Sp
ihreibt Srau Maria Curtin bon Sim
caib, 81. uMber," fiiat lie bii5u,
Soft iei 9nilf, nod fur5em @ebrauh
oes Mlpenfranters Deridtpalroen Sic
Shmer5em nno iest erfreue id mid
gutter Geiunobeit." Sauienoe baben
@efunobeit unb araft in benz alten,
5eiterprobten &rdutermittel, Gorni's
Mlpenfrarter, gefun0en. gs miro
nitt olrd Mpotbefer perfauft, ion-
bern Dem HubIifum oireft aus Dem
2aborntorinm Der 9erlteller, Or.
Beter 5abrnep & Cons 60, Chico
go, Sdinois.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

Ole yGreie YreHe tiir Seras"
erid}eiut ale Gageblatt nmb QSpdbenblatt.
Ds saseblatt tit pierfitis uuo foHet SOC per aaonat ooer Sc per Sabr
0s ~Sso6enbat 1T i~edaebneiig uno fofet 50 per Sabr. gfo6 Wertco
So @olo. gad3 europe, @orto e~ingeibIofen, So.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
gieu Marft.

San antonio Ger. 80. Sunni 1917 -
&iibe 1925 bis S6.75.
@dlber $500 bis $1,000.
8uIlen 1878 biz $500.
0dlen $7.75 Bis $tt.50.
ct. Qouis, 20. SUM 1917. - Gtuos
pieh. Sera5sgieh, $3.50 Biz $3.50.
Shpeine $1,000 bis $3.50.
Sdnte.
@eial8ene 5dute ,......2 zoe per 8fo.
@riiile 9dute Ice per $50.
Srodene 6dtte. ...... 800 per $50.
IeIe.
BoIt uno auhs 30 Gts
aneprns9iesen. per BIB. 10 gh
HltporasS ieeeu befhdoiat -. s Gh
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
ularet.Beridbt
NanmmuQ

1nnmmoQe.
San Nntonio, Ser, 25 gts-
GalDeiton. 9eitern, $3.50 Gts.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

Clinton 9. 8roiun beebrt iid bier.
nit an5uaeigeny oaB er felt Ween0i-
gu1lg ieines Mmtstermi1s aIs Mnpor
Sic iuriftilde Yraris tpieocr aufge-
tomr1er l1nD feline 8iiros i'm Mamo
Iganf @ebdu0e, 3imlner 714-718,
Som Mntonio, Terns, eroffnet bat.
(Nnaeige.}
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
Beethoven MaelTGrChOT
Gamftas,sSen 80. SUM
6rpbeS
6arten 3om5ert
nit ~gIeidseitisem Sam5fransd1en In
Ser beiter1s nertiIierten Saae.
Mmfans s 1tbr.
gsrr MitgIieoer lrno 6eren ailstpdr'
tige Jre1ttr6e baben 3utritt.
LokdIes.
Babriaeinlideg 8etter.

Sir Gan Mntonio uno l1mgegeno:
S1ellte aben6 uil6 6onnaben6: flnr;
fei.e gerdnoer1ing 1T Der Tenpero-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29
@ertreibt @eb nnb Sdmerseu.
SanoeIt iebt. @ebraud,t Sloan'

9anoelt iett. @ebrauldt Sloans
Eminent gegen &~beumatismis,
3abnlhmer5eL Neuralgie, fputlbe
Mlisfeln, iteife @eleufe, @errenfun-
gen mo 8eritaudungen. @s reou-
8iert @efdJmllit oringt obne &eiben
M Die 9oren uno lit reinlider ols
8flaiter uno Sal6en. SaItet tets Ell
ne SIaide i'm 9auie. Sn apotbefen
fir 25c, SOC II. $500. (In5.)
Die @rett5e BEG Mnitanoes III
Ieift iiberfdritten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1917-06-29

2tCtU00s H y
0fi9 warIeb, Minn., Mugnft 1915.
SD mar loon felt 8 Wondten 10 uerb5s, odb
t& ni9t mebr orbentIid iGlafen fonnte. bate
Snmer5en in Der Geite uno oft 1er6flopfen,
nber nod benz erften 95ffel bon bon Baitor
A5nia's ylerbine b6rts oaS 2etoen auf uro t9
Lobe baS Nsittel oesbaIb uno bate eS tnrurer
i'm Gnufe. Srnu 8. 4rtegeL
Serrn Daitor Gtreiner, Ser oft 5tunoen lang
Na1ts mad mar, ipuroe ourt Bdftor a5ntsS
Nerbine geboIfen.
Srdu s. s. McSrane fdrpt6t bon Sodto
sans, Soabo, bob ie felt Jnbren 10 neroos
tpnr, bdb tie ni1t uuetn i'm 5aufe bleibe1
tonnte. Gett ife aber Daftor 8onig5 Terbt1e
uabun, lit fe nint metr 10 dn9itlit, tuenn ibr
Wann fort lit. file fam oeSbnlb od5 gerbtne
Mot aertrg Ioben, peit Mer5te ibr ui9t belfen
~ionnten, bsnn es ipnroe our1 oeren Wseotatn
nur f1lintmer.
~A>I ein tpertbpofes Bud fur 9erpenfsibenhe
fepEkH uirb Sebem Der es perlongt 5R8eituot.
O Mru1e erbolen aud bic Deoijtn uutIDnft
Dieft Utebi3in iuurbe feat benz Sabre 1876 bon benz
6o4m. Qaftor G6ntg. Sort Wopne, Snb.. ~aabtrettet
nnb lest inter feiaer Anueitung bon oer
KOENIC MEDICINE CO., Chicago, u.
81 w. Lake ST.. near Dsasborn.
Sci 01stbttssM ~ AAtew tbs:
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04

Homer Mckee once wrote prayer.
and among other things he said:
"Teach me that sixty minutes make
one hour, sixteen ounces one pound. and
one hundred cents one dollar.
"Eielp me TO live so that can lie down
at night with clear conscience. without
a gun under my pillow, and unhaunled by
the faces Of those TO whom have brought
pain.
Grant, | beseech Thee, that ! may
earn my meal ticket on the square, and
in doing thereof, that may NOT stick the
gaif where Il does not belong.
"Deaien me 10 the jingle OF tainted
money and the rustic OF unholy skirts.
"BIind me TO The faults Of the other
fellow, but reveal TO me mine own.
"Guide me so that each night when !
look across the dinner table al my wife.
who has been blessing TO me, ! will
have nothing 10 conceal.
"Keep me young enough to laugh with
my children and 10 lose myself In their
play.
"And then, when comes the smell Of
flowers, and the tread Of soft steps, and
the crushing Of besrse's wheels in the
gravel out In front Of my place, make the
ceremony short and the epitsph simple !:
Here Lies Man."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
What nae soIdlers Eat.

The food of soldiers IL the field varies
according 10 their nsiionaIiIies. fbe
principal meal Of the Russian soldier con-
sists OF sichee. something between a
Cruel and a soup, the chief ingredients Of
which are cabbage, potatoes, oatmeal and
tat meat-preferzbly pork. These are
boiled together, with salt and other sea-
soniag, The result being thick, nourish-
ing and BY no means unpalalabIe dish.
The Italian soldiers, who are splendid
marchers, live LARGELY on laginaceous
diet-macaroni, spaghetti. and so on.
They are also very partiaIto fruit, which
is issued, together with wine and cigars,
as part Of their rations whenever posi-
bic.
No German soldier considers his daily
menu complete without sausage Of some
kind or other, and the stronger" lis
favor ihe berier. A nutritious pea soup
is also stsple Of the army ration.
The mainstay Of Inc Ffench soldier
consists Of his beloved soup" as he
calls II. It's really a thick, nounshiug
stew. made Of meat, potatoes and various
other other vegetables.
The English Tommy" IS omnivorous,
but fhe things he loves above al else are
bacon and Jam.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Was It A Dream.

She was thinking of it when she fell
asleep, and in her dreams she stood at a
counter with great throng OF people,
pushing and iostling. Behind the counter
was one in the form a man who appear
ed TO be an angel. His face was serene
and calm; he seemed far removed from
the passion which swayed the multitude.
He conducted his business without hurry
or fret. His voice was clear and high,
and had in it a sense Of finality. No one
questioned him, though many wentaway
grumbling.
"You have come to buy wealth 2" he
asked. "We have If for sale, but the
price of il is your peace Of mind. For
knowledge, we ask human sympathy +; if
you take much Of ii you lose the capacity
to feel with your fellow men. Hyou take
beauty, you must give up your right to
love, and take the risk Of an ignoble pas
sion in its place Ifyou want fame, you
pay the price of eternal loneliness. Por
love you must give self surrender, and
take the hurts of it without complaining.
For health, you pay in self-denial and
right living. You may take what you
like and the bill will be collected later,
but there is no exchange, and you must
buy something. Take as long as you
want to choose, but you must buy and
YOU must pay"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
NEURALGIA PAINS
YIELD QUICKLY
Hundreds Find Sloan's Linimen:
Soothes Their Aches.


The shooting tearing pains Of neural
gia and sciatica are quickly relieved by
the soothing external application Of
Sloan's Liniment.
Quiets the nerves, relieves the numb
ness feeling, and by its tonic effect on
the nerve and muscular tissue, gives
immediate relief.
Sloan's Liniment is cleaner and cas-
ier to use than mussy plasters and oint-
ments and does not clog the pores.
just put it OMIT penetrates. Kills
pain. You will find relief in il from
rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica, stiff
neck, toothache, etc.
For strains, sprains, bruises, black
and-blue spots, Sloan's Liniment
quickly reduces the pain.
H'sreally friend Of the whole family.
! our druggist sells it in 25c., 5Oc. and
8. 90 bottles.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
NEW VOL. 52-No. |.


Birds ia winter do not sing. Their III
tie throats are hushed with cold. They
can only make a plaintiye appeal In a
subdued chirp.
DIR. r. B. Msuyy. who is heading the
Audubon Society movement. has done
much more to create an appreciative value
OF bird life than most Of US realize.
There was an old German philosopher
who declared that the man who did not
love birds, flowers and children had no
business being in this world.
II IS bif arbitrary. this stafement, but
we cannot help quietly agreeing with
him. We should all love children and
flowers. and in this Instance we should
cooperate with Or. Maury. We must
love cur birds II there is a real throb Of
human nature in our hearts. Our song
birds have gone. But we have ieathered
ueighbors with us who win be hungry
during the frozen weeks.
Did you ever pause for moment TO
think that when the ground Is irozen the
bird has to 20 without food for daYs7 Il
is so easy TO feed them. II Is so easy 10
crush the stale bread in your house snd
scatter II in the yard.
Conditions are sel so severe here as
they are in Northern States, bad The
tragedy OF bird life comes with the spring.
when The dead bodies Of numerous lille
strangers lay cold. result Of starvation.
There is nothing so sweetas The cheer
ful song OF the bird. There Is nothing
so resiiuI as to sit In the shadow OF The
wood and hear the tender love song OF
Mister Bird to his Nesting love mate.
The great failure OF the past has been
that we have never beer brought into
touch with our iealhered lamily.
Sitting, week ago, In Confederate
Park, two blue jays attracted attention.
Through confidence Of the protecting
public. they came into the city. These
bold, bad pirates OF the bird kingdom
were daring, but the very fact showed
faith. They were the first OF our real
wild birds who had the courage 10 yen-
ture into the city. Pigeons soon drove
them away. but the fact that they came
proves the growing confidence Of birds
in their ultimate protection.
Dr. Maury must be congratulated on
what he has thus far accomplished. The
people should cooperate with the Audu-
bon movement and make eur future bird
life beautiful.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
The Kindness OF The Snow.


December had come. The earth was
brown and bare natures broom had
done good work; for with mighty swish
the wind had swept clean the floor and
had busted the leaves as cobwebs from
natures walls, so that the trees ofhiIlan
dale stood naked to the storm. Before
the increasing tempest nature in her nak-
edness stood shivering ill the blood OF
her veins ran cold and with pinched face
she looked forth with mute appeal.
The crisis had come and passed.
Nature again found voice The winds
moaned her cry of deep distress dill she
seemed 10 find some comfort in the vent
afforded her feelings by these deep-toned
sighs that swept forth with her every
breath.
Nature now lay open as book Of God
and on her inspired page was being
written, "In my distress | cried unto the
Lord and he heard me-"
The hand that in rage had slapped the
face OF Nature till she screamed in pain
now iondled her with soft touch ill her
pain was alleviaied-the wind had luIIed.
One OF earth's kindest nurses was COM
ing. She was singing lullaby as she
came-the soft air was whispering in
fIeecy snow.
Soon It could be seen that wool-like
blanket, in fold upon fold. was being
gently laid upon the now hushed earth
until she was warm aud asleep.
As the earth slept her face wore an air
of utter rest, save that now and then a
gIittering smile swept over !. as dream
Of summer content ravished the heart o:
the sleeper. Days fled by. Weeks
passed. Even more than one month
looked upon the sleeping earth as she
lay so comfortable beneath her warm
blanket.
As the winter wore on u could be no.
ticed that the snow, cfusting. formed a
repellant coat so thai harsh winds couio
no more lay rough hand upon The earth,
whose sweetest content was her sub
consciousness OF her peaceful security.
The snow, as Spring came on, gave
itself more and more closely to its Sleep
ing ward until Nature awakiug found that
the snow had literally been spent in its
ministries OF kindness. The marvel OF
the kindness of the snow is soon 10 find
IFS glorious revelation-no real kindness
can be long hid from the ken Of men. at
will out"
Green fields, budding trees and Hover
ing bush and gushing riyulet alike send
forth word that tells Of the kindness OF
the snow and the havest's golden grain
shall not fail 10 bear fruitful message Of
the kindly ministries Of its winters friend.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04

Little Billy came home from play, one
afternoon. with his clothing pierced above
and below with many holes.
"For goodness sake, Billy" shrieked
his mother, what on earth have You been
doing 70
"We'ye been playing grocery stofe," ["
said Billy calmly; land everyone was
something il. Twas the Swiss cheese. p
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Liftsrs and Leaners.

There are two kinds Of people on earth today;
Just two kinds Of people. no more. | say;
Not the rich and the poor. for TO count mans
wealth
You must first know the state Of his conscience and
health.
Not the humble and proud. for in liies little span
Who puts on vain airs is not counted man.
Not the happy and sad. for the swift Tying years
Bring each man his laughter and each man his tears.
No the two kinds OF people on earth that mean
Are the people who lift and the people who lean,
Wherever you 90 you win find the worlds masses
Are always divided in just the two classes.
And. oddly enough. you viii find. too. ween,
There's only one litter to twenty who lean.
In which class are your Are you easing the load
OF oyertaxed Iifters who toll down the road7
Or are you The leaner. vino lets others bear
Your portion Of labor and worry and care7
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Stop That Cough.

A hacking cough weakens the whole
system, drains your energy and gets
worse If neglected; your throat is raw,
your chest aches and you feel sore all
over. Relieve that cold at once with DR..
Kings New Discovery. The soothing
pine balsams heal the irritated membranes,
and the antiseptic and laxative qualities
kill the germs and break up your cold.
Don't LET a cold linger. Get DIR. Kings
New Discovery to-day at your Druggist,
SOC.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Do You Know That

It's worry. not work. which shortens
life 2
A cold bath every morning is the best
complexion remedy2
Poor health is expensive?
The U. S. Public Health Service has
reduced malaria go per cent in some To-
calities
The death rate from typhoid fever in
the United States has been cut in half
since 1902
Pneumonia kills over l2O, 900 Americans
each year?
The well that drains the cesspool is the
cup of death ?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04

Representative Ben Buiterworih was
seriously in foF long time. bud recover
ed. When he was convaIescenf his per-
sonaI and poliiieai friends called on him
and fendesed hearty congratulations. Big
Ben Buiierworth thanked his callers and
said
''Yes, boys, was 50 near The oiher
shore that could hear The bells ringing
welcome 10 me-
"Were they firebeIls. pap ?" Inquired
littIe Frank.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Ia over a million homes they know

Il have been using Arbuckies' Coffee for
years. think it Is the only coffee 6t 70
drink. Mrs. A. c. W., Lay, Colo.
I'VE have used Arbuckles' Coffee for ten
years, and have not yet found its supericror
equal. = Miss H, Bessemer, Ala.
The finest cup ofcoHee lever tasted"
Like these million other women you
can have your husband say this. Isn't
that satisfaction worth a little time
and effort = wouldn't it be worth
while even to make a special trip to
the grocery store for package Of
that fresh, full favored coffee amillion
other men are enjoying3
Have it tomorrow. He viii praise it
morning after morning. When you
serve Arbuckles' you viii know why
it has solved the coffee problem IN
over a million homes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
Handling Cousin Henry.

There are various ways. polite and
otherwise. OF iniimaiing 10 a Iaie-siaying
friend that he Is exceeding The time limit;
perhaps the most original OF them Is that
which originated In the fertile mind OF a
New Yorker.
He had arelatiye In town. agood fellow,
but something OF a bore, who never
seemed TO know when TO 20 back 10 his
hotel. The New Yorker and his wife
were most patient with him, but one
evening The host fell that the case called
iordrastic treatment. Accordingly, when
eleven and twelve O'Clock had passed
and dthe visiiorshowedn signs oflcaving,
the host, with an affected air of great
consideration. turned to his vile and said:
Jeanette. dear, hadn't we better get
to bed2 Cousin Henry may want 10 be
going"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04

The manager Of a road show. once
playing country towu, was stationed at
the front door one evening taking tickets
when a young man presented himself and
asked for pass, simply stating that he
was the bellman."
"whai do you mean by 'beIImsn p"
asked the manager.
"WeII." came the answer, "ncxt door
to the opy house Is lower with a large
bell, and at O'Clock ! ring the cuhew.
II get into the show free Pm going 10
give the bell couple Of light taps. II |
don't get in free ring a 10 beat the cars
for fifteen minutes, and Il generally breaks
up the show"
The bellman was passed Ia.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1917-01-04
American law and Justice is 4 ihIne /

American law and justice is thing 10
wonder al. The story Is told by . re-
turned wandefer that once he attended Q
sitting Of the police eoun In Wesiers
township. a prisoner was charged with
picking pockets. lie was iound guilty.
but as there was no more room In The
jail at The moment ibe magistrate tiaed
him $40.
'aBul he's only got %. Y'r Honor" q
policeman pointed Out.
"weII, then," replied the magistrate.
tightly buiioning up his coat, "iufn him
ioose IN the crowd tIlI he can raise the
other 81"