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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT

| WO nicely furnished Housekeeping rooms
uitSot me HGnne'n apal,nenls to I89Hupe 8H
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family Phone ig63 '''''''s'' P'''"''
REFINED vourg won.a. want. r,omr.,,a
sontt sije 1.a.oraii a., 81 b
Phone 55l3
FOR RENT One sle.piny room. suitable for
one OF two gentlemen, Address south
Phoenix.
FOR RFNT-Iwo attractive rooms single
or en suite, in private south ,ide home
Phone 1886. 100 South Main street
FuP REM Two modern rooms for light
hogSekeepng - North Lawton, phone
,so. frce $40 q week.
Fl RNlsHED upstairs sleeping room, CON
n"clng bath, electric lights, gentlemen
p,,E' ,l,, ,,,., none r299. Two south larson
tok ktN Three nicely furnished rooms
bonIerarJ '''P'"s' Houerh' -ooa Adnlrai
9I,,s 7si,, " 'ru .----
rnn IN, W ~ lnnrt nnrt iuLplshed rooms for
60" Sor'b Tie;i i'"E' '"H sunday afternoon
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
FEMALE HELP WANTED

WANTED-first-class lady stenographer
and bookkeeper must have satisfactory refer
ences Apply at Mammoth Credit Co.. 3O1
East Third. Phone 7S4
WANrED-Young lady, married or single,
TO do some special work in exchange for
complete business college course. See Us at
once. Tulsa Business college.
WAN1ED-EXpereuced and settled co!orcd
woman for general housework and cooking,
no laundry work. Phone $3.50, after .
o clock q. m.
WANTED-White woman TO come to 1929
Hodge for small washing TO do at her
home. Phone 2j62.
GIRL for general homework; good pay.
Phone 1902. must be white and good
worker.
WANTED-Girl for general homework 2l3
South Wheeling, phone 1850,
WANTED-ENpcrienced waitress. Rose Tea
Room
WaNTED-25 domestics Room 10 Boston
Bldg.
FOR sALE-19l6 fiye-pasesnger Oakland
six, in frstclass shape. Phone 2296.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05

ONE 1917 Ford touring car with demount
able rims, oversize castings IN front, cN.
ira tire and tube bumhers; cut-out etc
Welsh AcNuly Motor Co. Seventh and
boulder
ONE Overland i5, one Overland 81; one
Buick - touring, one Overland road
ster; terms. Welsh McNulty Motor Co..
seventh and Boulder
1915 FORD roadster, Just oWyhauled and
every part showing least possible wear re-.
newtd good is new. c. q. Wilson, phone
4sgI
FOR SALE -sudrhaker 80 roadster. engine
factory overhauled late model body, five
good casiugs, run less than 500 miles $500
cash Phone $500 = q. box 21t
WANrED-Io exchange five-pHsscuger
Buick car in good condition, model C3j,
for two or three passenger roadster. Phone
no
FOR SALE Chalmers hycua,scuscr. good
condition; oue.tou truck, running condi
uun, $40; one y ton truck chassis So5.
ms South Cincinnati avenue, phone Blol
FOX SALE OR TRADE Amost now Na.
uonal ~ cylinder touring car. Phone 52iG
after p IN
FOR RENI Nicc garage with cement floor
$40 month, payable monthly IN advance.
Phone t3St
LIGHT Buick auto. fourcyliuder, fos sale;
S575 Call at 100 South Main street
Pho0e lil4. p. Nmsou. owner.
FOR SALE Ford delivery ear with dctach-
able Top; price $3.50 Phone 4so3 r, or
call t2l West Easton.
FOR SALE FiycpaJ 1914 Buick.
three covers and shock ahsorbers, In per.
feet running order. $3.50 Phone 1id.
FOR SALE Garage Phone il5s
FOR re Garage, 1920 South Main
GARAGE for rent. 92A South Detroit
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
10 EXCHANGE
WesQGTm OIklaIhWma GiInS
Hobart, Okla.

SINGIR sewing machine: drop head late
model. like new. will tisde for horse; pay
some difference; will buy lot or corner tract
from owner; must be bargain. Box 33iI,
car" World.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
HOUSES FOR RENT

WE have hfty families wanting to rent
furnNhed houses or apartments; would
buy the furniture and rent the house: list
anything you have for sale. Cali Moore.
head. 5j39.
FOR RENT -5-room bungalow; south side;
8 rooms, bath garage; servants quarters
full basement, years rental in advance
Phone 4779.
HOUSE for rent, furniture Tor sale: II
rooms. close in; furniture can be bought
for close price for cash; rent on house is
reasonable. Csll 4Gs2
FOR RENT-SiX room house with sleeping
porch, very high class 10 party buying the
furniture Call Moorehead 553o
HOUSE for rent furniture FOR sale. includ.
ing nice Briukenhoff piano; house mod.
ern clsse in dandy bargain Cali 46s2
FOR RENT Fiye.room house close In; rent
S2s, TO party buying furniture Gail j539
FOR RENT-New four.room modern house
with garage - North Rockford
FOR RENT-Fiye.room furnished house In
Kendall. Phone kopplin, 1883.
FOR RENr-Three.room house. Phone 1853
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
OZARK
GAIRDEN
FARMS

SOME Of the best clo5ein vacant property
In Tulsa and some good truckage: prices
are right better buy now. We might sell
It TO you II you want to buy II. We also
are money makers Now comming down to
bargain let us show you this; Il is located
in the 1900 block on South Troost a rs foot
front by l40 back; practically new six
room house finished nicely inside, builtin
bookcases. servants quarters garage This
Is an ideal home; can be bought FOR SO 500
$3.50 cash balance monthly. See Savage d
Singleton 400 Robinson Arcade, phone 1852
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
MALE HELP WANTED
WAN TED

Men between the ages Of is and 4j 90
work in The production department Of large
rubber concern. hpericuco not uecessar!
jrs skilled labor can make 80 20 J per day
after trade. Is learned; 81 per day first few
weeks while learning.
STEADY EMPLOYMENT, s-HoUR DAY
No labor trouble Work not dependent on
war orders. Physical examination required
IN person at the Employment office.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
HOTELS AND RoOMING HOUSES
APARTMENTS ron Rr<,r

FOR RENI-Fcur room apartment partly
furui he'd IN Wilson building. good ref
ercnces required Phone sg5.
FOR RENr-Furnishel four.ruom apart.
ueut ground floor close in no children.
3lI East Eighth
FOR RENT q room apartment Ild south
Frisco. Phone G2sJ
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
ROOMS WANTED

NANrtD-Onc uuturuishcd room. prefer
one with closet and modern; permanent;
reasonable, refined elderly lady Address
Box 93n7, care World
FURNISHED room wanted 10y lady EN-.
poyed, walking distance. 50 week. !. o.
box 1899
NANrED--Light house Aeeping rooms by re
fined couple having cnilt months old
plour 5sq2.
WANTED At once. two rooms Tor a couple
of young men, must be close In. Address
Boss care World.
HOTELS AND ROOMING HOUSES
u~ one Ranger tiryc.c 2o.iuth frama,
n.v lires and seat, reward. 81 West
lorth, phone 22tt.
kouMlNG houses. large and small Eldorado
Investment company, 1t5 Robinson Bldg,
phone 1890
Nr have splendid rcomius house. clo.. m.
eph Dounely ll3 D.. South Main phoue
GOOD opportunity To buy % -oomug house:
large or small, also dandy homes. Al
lsou. 474t
RuuNlNG house and restaurant for sale.
1l9R North Main. call Tor Gardner
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05

FOR SALE--2 good building lots; fOOxi4O;
east side; block from pavement; blocks
from car line; reasonable price IL sold this
week. Address p. o. Box s55, or can see
owner at Mayos Furniture company from ~
70 p. m, drapery department. Mrs.
Parks.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
APARTMENTS WANTED

WANTED-rhree to five.room furnished
apartment; close in, references. Phone
6AAo. - --
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05

planted from April until June, and is usu.
ally harvested In October or November"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05

AGENTS wanted---rO sell town lots for
sl9.50; In a good live town; good com.
mission. Fl. A. sheeler. sol East Fourth
street. Topeka. Kan.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
SITUATIONS WANTED

COMPETENT traffic, rate and all around
references furnished, now employed by rail.
road, desires change; oil company, mhnufac-
turing or other commercial. 3ds3, care
World
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-03-05
HELP WANTED-.AGENTs

NICE room with board, 636 North Oh,
enne. Phone 2s25.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08

The next meeting Of the w. c. T.
L. will be held at the home of Mrs.
Ella Lavender June ~. at 2:3O p. m.
Aside from the program there will
be special reports Of committees, and
the invitation 10 BASKET lunch pic
mic and all-day institute to bc held
June Is at Athena will be read and
decided upon. Says one Of the To-
cal leaders: Milton, Helix and Pen
dletoB unions viii all attend the in
stitute, and Weston SHOULD compete
for the largest delegation. So let
every member Of our union be pres
ent at the next meeting"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08

w W. Dillon. field secretary OF
the Young Mems Christian Assocln-
ton was here SaturGly and address
cd the commercial cub at Il special
meeting that evening In behalf Of
this great organization whirlwlnd
campaign for raising more than
three million dollars throughout the
nation for :. NJ. &. n. buildings at
The permanent training camps aud
on the French front,
Mr. Dillon set forth conprch"u.
Hivcly the value ur the Y. NJ. e.. AS
work during the Spanish war and on
the Mexican border. lie showed by
providing tho men with the right sort
Of entertainment and surrounding
them with homc-iike atmosphere.
II afforded constant safeguard
agalnBt the temptations by which
the Young soldiers are besci.
Orcgon's allotment In $4,000.
which has nearly all been raised.
UmntilIa county was the last coun-
iy to ne organized in the state, and
Is expected to furnish $4,000, Of
which amount $24O mas been aPp0r.
toned to Weston.
4 local committee mas been APP
pointed to solicit subscriptions here.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
RED CROSS.STRAWBERRY
DAY.. MILTON, JUNE Il

The Milton Commercial association
has turned over it's annual strawber-
~ festival to the Red Cross, and II
will be observed TueAday, June IL.
as Milton strawberry. Red cross Day
There will he an open air program.
big dinner. grand parade. sports. and
dancing afternoon and evening. A
rest room has been provided for
women at Red Cross headquarters,
and for men AT the aiil,on CONNER
cIaI club rooms,
The sports will include n COM
petitiv" military drtn and first aid
field service by honor guard teams,
\ baseball game II announced for
80 =. IN. bctwCcnG Waila Walh
aud Milton Frccwutrr IcAmA
The dinner viii bc served IN biz
bD"th, with plenty uf room aud
catabieS for all
\ special invitation tn attend u
extended tn Weston people. liemcm"
Der the date. next Tucsdny, June =.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
BREVTTES

Bundled wheat hay for sale. Phone
1882. p. c. McCausiand.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Rose OF Pen.
dleton were guests Tuesday of tn.
X. C. Salings
Joe Hodgson was absent this week
on a visit TO La Crosse. Wash, and
to his Montana holdings.
s. A. Barnes and W. H. Gould
visited Pendleton Wednesday on
business connected with the war
census.
buy all kinds Of scrap iron-steel.
malleablc and cast-and pay 80 pcr
ton delivered at Athena: weighed on
Burke's scale Max Felstein.
Weston Lodge No. SO. I. .. y. r..
has invested $1,000 in Liberty Bonds
and $500 In the bones issued for
building an addition to the odd Fc'-
lows home II Portland.
Decoration Day was rendered of
unusual significance at the Roy
Tompkins household on Dry creek
youngster weighing IL pounds.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Lindley are
making summer vacation visit ut
the McGrew farm near Weston. Mrs.
Lindley is u sister of Mrs. Fred Nc
Grew and of Dr. a. r Scmpcrt. Mr..
IIndlcy is upcriniendcnt-clcct Of
the Sprague, Washington. schools.
Charles Bulfinch, a weston boy
who recently went to Bremerton,
Wash. to join the navy. has been
sent from Bremerton to San Fran
cisco. The young mans father. G.
F.. Bulfnch, is a civil war veteran,
and is delighted that mis- son is able
to serve the nation.
Weston's new flag pole than
100 feet high, straight and beautiful
and surmounted by a golden ball
was raised Saturday afternoon by a
small army of willing workers, di-
rected by W. l.. Robbins. The new
flag has since been floating to the
breeze. 50 high in the air that Kaiser
Bill will never succeed in tearing it
down. The formal dedication was set
for the first morning of the pioneers
reunion.
The Weston Red Cross Auxiliary
has received an invitation from the
Milton Auxiliary through Mrs W. II.
Bailey, chairman of the parade COM
mittee. TO attend the Milton Straw
berry Red Cross Day June IL next,
and be represented in the parade.
The letter says: "COuId YOU come
with as large delegation rs pos
sibIes IT has been suggested that
a dies wear white. but If you cannot >
do 50 please wear the
Red Cross arm badge and carry your {
,ennant representing your auxiliary
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
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PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.


" Painting spells or Hight states
W OF Inconsistencies are frequent.
" ly encountered and are brought
" about by lack OF autficlcnt
" blool supply for the brain. When
W person begins 10 feel faint he
" should sit In chair and hold
W his head by. clasping the hands
" behind II aud forcing II down
" warl. II he IN not able to do
" this lie should bc laid hat on his
~ back with his feet elevated. 4
" Few whIns Of nromhiic ammonia
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
Viii address Housewives.

Miss Alice Butler VII lbe sent tD
Weston by Umatilla county author
ties on Wednesday. June IL. to talk
10 housewives of Weston and Vicin-
ity--inctudinR those Of the Weston
uplanhs---un Food Sallics. Conuser-
vation. Preservation and Substitutes.
Her coming Is announced in let
ter 10 Mra +. d. Watts from Mre.
Wade, Mrs Mccomas and Miss Grace
Gillian Of Pendleton.
The Weston opera house has been
secured, and Miss Butler will give
addresses next Wednesday at 2:3p
o'clock IN the afternoon and 7:3O
o'cl"ck In the evening
The SATURDAY Afternoon club h"s
taken direction of the meetings, but
all the ladies of Weston and vicin-
ity are expected TO cooperate IN
bringing about large assembla@r
Of The housewives or this neighb0r.
hood To greet the speaker She is
anxious to meet them all and has Il
message Of value for them.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08

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The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08

III but two Of the Weston rupils
whv took the recent eighth grade cX-
an inatifn were successful in paE8-
ing Those win" "madc the grace"
Ncr" Gail Williams. IIlda MciLic,
Worth watts. Goldie Nesbitt. Lois
LtcuaIlen, Clara Burgy. Ruby Hall
Anna Lavender. Claude Snider
The Weston showing Is an excel
IcIl ne in view OF the fact th1i ~
ga rurils in the county outside cf
Fendicton. only 122 made passinj:
grades. Tho Milton schools made tnc
best Ieccrd. with 81 successful ones
cut or -, The highest average. 3i.:.
WAS mnGc by Milton girl, Erma Nj
len.
Gail Williams. eleven years old, Of
Weston. was the youngest pupil in
the county to pass. Moreover. after
recovering from an injury to his cyc,
he took the entire eighth grade work
after January /. 1917.
In the Weston vicinity. Fred Greer
passed in district No. u. and James
and Waldo Terry in dis
trict No. Gj
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
new WESTON TEACHERS
ELECTED SCHOOL NEWS

F. &. Fitzpatrick, superintendent
elect of the Weston schools. will NJ
assisted by the following teachers,
whose election was completed at 1t
meeting Tuesday evening Of the 10
cal board:
First and second grades Louis"
Eintoul
Third and fourth grades-Vert
Upton Of Roseburg. ore.
Fifth and sixth grades-LueIld
Fiuaerton.
Seventh grade--AnicC Barnes
Eighth Walter Il. Hprc her
Of Dillard. or.
Manual training in high sch"ul~~
q. B. Necdham Of Harrisburg. or
one high school position remains
TO he filled.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
Weston supports Road Bonds.

Weston contributed to the passage
of the road bonds by majority Of 81.
The vote hero was very light. be-
ing only t15 for the three Weston
precincts as against normal vote
0f more than 400, one precinct,
No, -. cast n majority OF one vote
against the bonuda, but the other
two were strong In ;ts favor. The
total stood; li3 yes. 52 no.
The Upland precincts were strong
t. against the bonds Mountain
stund 81 against to only one for the
measure, FRirsicw showed eight al.
flrma;ivc and - negative votes.
The Uniform Tax Classification
An c1dmcnt carried at Weston. IA
did nlso the measure Iiequiring Cit.
T"wr ana state Officers at the Same
Time. Local people voted heavily
against the other measures on the
ballot.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
Coast to Build 100 shIps.

Washington. -- No less than 100
standard wooden ships will be buns
for the government during the next
1s months on the Pacific Coast.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
His View Of n.

Wife-That girl In the opposite nat
Is quite promising singer. Hub
Well, get her to promise that she won't
sing any more.-Boston Transcript.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
school Election June ~.

The annual election of Weston
district. No. 49, will he held at the
school house Monday. June IS, at
2:30 o'clock p. III. one director and
one clerk will be chosen. Joseph
Wurzer, incumbent chairman Of the
Doard, retires.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
Chinese Capital Joins Rebellion.

Pekin.-Eleven provinces of China,
including the province Of Chilli, iu
which Pekin is situated, now no long
er recognize the authority Of the Pc
kin government.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08
Very UnruIy.

Miss Paul-Grace doesn't obey any
body. Miss Pry-No; she doesn't even
mind her own business.-Town Topics.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1917-06-08

Consult duty, not events. - Walter
Savage Landor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-06-09
THE WANDERING GHOST

Many years ago before we were
free from England across the sea.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-06-09
THE CARDINAL

The red bird does not live far
Their south than the Gulf OF Mex
leo, and about as far north as Iowa
or the northern part Of New York
It is about nine inches long, from
head to tail, and is red all over
The red bird has large bill and
large feet.
It's song is a very short sweet
and lively MARBLE.
The red bird is the shape Of a
blue jay, but 1t does not act like
the blue jay because the blue jay
goes around and robs the other
birds nests and the red bird does
not do that.
The red bird eats seeds, insects
and berries.
It's nest is woven very loosely
and 1t is made out of twigs.
The red bird lays eggs three
times in a season and the eggs
are a greenish blue with reddish
spots.
HOWARD MILLS, Age II
Baxter School
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-06-09

came to and looked around to see
where the explosion came from.
That blamed goat was chewing on
the rose bush.
The goat, seeing dad awake, rush
ed up to him again-for a whole
week dad heard little brides sing.
Nothing can raise fuss like a
goat and I'll never forget how my
old Bill Goat got in fuss with our
next door neighbors mule. / had
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-06-09


49, | wished it was my own,
va However. let us go
back to the beginning
was doing drousely in the back
yard when l heard somebody shout,
"Rags!" That was enough-as I
am very fond of excitement. rush
ed out into the alley and behold
there was an old man calling rags
at the top of his voice.
Rags seemed to be a goat. When
first looked at him, he was just
finishing the other tail of his mas
ter's coat.
said, "Say. how much will you
take for that goat"
The man looked at me and said.
IF you'll take him I'll give you
five dollars"
took him.
The first thing my goat did was
to knock hole in our barn 1t
cost $3.50 to fix it-yes goats are
expensive.
Bill, CHATS his name: changed
IT, and l became faSt friends. The
first thing he did was chew all the
hair off my head; thus saving me
from much needed visit to the
barber.
The next thing he did was eat
the washing off the line Then
things happened so fast couldn't
keep track of them.
After he had done quite a few
things that couldn't catch the joke
to. he tried butting whole section
out of our back fence.
Now, that wasn't funny.
Dad came out of the house and
was walking serenity and peacefully
around the house. called to him
to meet my goat-but the goat met
him-right below the belt.
Fortysix minutes afterwards dad