The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1917-05-29

GIGGLES-That's me, too. Every
time we begin to get Everystudent to
pay us a little attention, some old
Fogy comes in and spoils it all.
FLIRT-Oh, come, Everystudent, I'M
less | am sadly mistaken you are go
ing to accompany us and have good
time aside to Giggles.) l know he
likes me for he gave me the sweetest
smile this morning.
GIGGLES- (aside.) l expect you
smiled first.
FLIRT-(aside) / did not, l believe
you are jealous, but l know one thing.
he'll leave Ambition alone if l ask
him.
EVERYSTUDENT - Well, come
girls, let's have a little friendly chat
and l will promise not to mention
Ambition. Industry, Rough or Tough.
FRIVOLITY-Now, you are talking
sensibly.
EVERYSTUDENT- have been go
ing to the best serial at the Alamo,
"The Yellow Menace"
GIGGLES- (Giggling) | know it;
you took me the other night.
FLIRT-Weu, you have nothing on
me; he has taken me several times.
FRIVOLITY-I love the picture
too much to miss, so | go whether
Everystudent takes me or not.
EVERYSTUDENT-Oh, this is no
way to do. l am equally fond of all
of you. (Smiling sweetly on Flirt)
But tell me who is your favorite
actress?
FLIRT, FRIVOLITY, GIGGLES-
tat once.) Billie Burke, Marguerite
Clarke, Mary Pickford.
ROUGH-Everystude you had bet
ter get to work and study, instead
of talking about moving pictures. That
won't get you anywhere.
EVERYSTUDENT- Caesars
ghost. | forgot about studying. I've
Just got to or | shall fail next month.
FRIVOLITY-Oh, you should worry.
EVERYSTUDENT - certainly
should. You all go on, | am going TO
study and you needn't try to keep me
from it.
FLIRT-Well we don't want to, you
hateful old thing: just go on and be
grind. | for one don't care.
FRIVOLITY AND GIGGLES-Nor |.
GIGGLES-Come, Flirt and Frivol-
Iity, the girls are practicing basket
ball at the Y and Mrs. Proctor is with
them. Let's go and see if there is any
possible chance of having passed in
English.
Exit Flirt, Frivolity and Giggles)
ROUGH-Gee, | am glad they are
gone | just can't study with bunch
of girls around.
EVERYSTUDENT-I can't either.
would just give the world to know
whether | passed in everything or
not
AMBITION hope you did.
EVERYBODY - Everybody hopes
YOU did, Everystudent, but it is doubt
full for you have visited the picture
shows and pool rooms too often OF
late and have been thinking entirely
too much of Flirt, Frivolity and Gig
giles
INDUSTRY-You are quite right.
Everybody.
EVERYSTUDENT -(sarcasticallyD
Hear, hear, Solomon approves OF Ev-
erybodys speech, so | presume it has
some truth in il, but "mirabile dictu.
Industry speaks. Ambition cOngratu-
late your companion for at last learn.
ing how to talk 1t is the first time
in these many years he has permit
ted us to hear his melodiOus voice.
INDUSTRY - Everystudent, you
make all the fun you wish. but the
time will come when | shall be your
best friend.
EVERYSTUDENT-Oh, my consci-
ence, you who
(Flirt, Frivolity and Giggles rush
in)
FRIVOLITY-Goo goody, Every
student, you failed in two studies.
That's what you get for being so mean
to us.
EVERYBODY-That's what he gets
for being attentive to you and taking
you to picture shows.
lNDU AYE, sOu, Il III I, l. NV
ity and Giggles, have been the cause
of Everystudent's lack of interest in
his studies and
EVERYSTUDENT- shut up, ali
of you. Frivolity, you have not been
gone long enough to go to the Y.
FRIVOLITY-We saw Mr.. and Mrs.
Proctor going home and they said you
got seventy-two in German and sew
enty in English.
AMBITION-Well Everystudent, |
bid you farewell. do not care to as
sociate with any one WHO can be con-
nected with such marks.
INDUSTRY, too, Everystudent. !
must go; | gave you chance to &C
cept me as a companion and you
would not, so | urge you to try again. /
Exit Ambition and Industry
ROUGH-Tough and | also must go. !
for Eyerystudent, we told you at first
that you would have to get seventy !
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