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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
You are very foolish to imagine your.

You are very foolish to Imagine your
self In love at the age Of Ia. Get your
thots away from sentiment, and wait un-
til you have become old enough to have
little Judgment, before you say you
are in love. There viii be many boy
friendships in your life before the
right one" comes. SO be happy and let
the boys alone now
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

It is evident that Senator La Fol
lette is in dsfavor in other states
than Wisconsin. The Minnesota
safety commission has petitionod
congress TO get rid of the senator.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

The Irish convention has reassem-
bled at Cork and hope for a peaceable
settlement has been expressed, Such
settlement will be wide devia-
ton from past programs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

The Kelly defense appears TO have
a couple of angles, In the first place
Kelly didn't kin the Moore family
and in the second place he was crazy
when he did II.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Sometimes. as in the case OF Gov
ernor Ferguson, It is worth all It
costs to bring out the fact that
man is at least good loser,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
HITLER. WATSON. HITLER!

Helen Scanlon, one of our new cost
department employees, had for
tunate escape from serious injury last
week when she alighted from the troll
ley car backwards and fell on her
own responsibility. the company not
being ponsible.-Montour Falls On.
W Press.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Self forgetfulness Is the best remedy
for bashfulness. 1t will take constant
practice and effort to overcome same, as
1t can not be done in moment, but If
you will from now on think only OF the
other fellow and forget yourself entirely.
you will gain an ease Of manner and
your bashfulness will be thing Of the
mast Try IL and see.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Some throats are like the swans,
as per Annie Laurie. and some are
like sweet music and lovely poems.
Igrt most collar bones look like
crimes and misdemeanors.
The boys who strike for an eight
hour day would be horror-stricken IL
their wives struck for the same
length of worliday.
Lots of folks say why does he do
as ne does?" when what they mean
is "Why did he let them catch him p
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Yes, But Whcrc Is Jnck?

Many rejected stories need only ex-
pert revision to succeed This / can
give. Reference: Jack London. Ad-
dress \. j., New York city.-Ady. in
Sunset Magazine.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
nERN IT WATSON. C'MERE!


Heb. heh, heh!
DERN IT. WATSON, CHERE!
Mrs. Ira c. Bateman, who in a fall
broke both bones on the ankle of her
leg while in Michigan, is getting along
nicely. - Bloomington Ind.) Teie-
gram.
Ankle on her leg, Ell?
Heb, heh, heh, heb.
While It was in Michigan.
Heb, heh!
However. IL all institutions would
live up to their names things would
be better.
If the Y. NJ. c. A. is for young men.
Then debar the old codgers.
All of which they are doing.
And is accorded our approval.
ABSOLUTELY!
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Uruguay threatens to break with
Germany. 1t really Is beginning 10
apepar as tho the kaiser has done
something to make the whole world
mad.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Our city cousin on the farm
Finds changes, be IT said
About the time the farmers rise
She used to 60 to bed.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Don't judge the Turk too harshly.
II should be remembered that as am
bassador from Germany one Won
Rernstorff is in that country.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

In the end Hohenzollern autocracv
VIII pay goodly price for every
American soldier brought into the
lines. There is no doubt of that.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Just In order TO make the distinc.
ton clear again It may be said that
you are perfectly free to subscribe TO
the Liberty loan.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS.

Dear Miss Glenn We are two high school
girls d Is and Is years. We have been go-
ing with two boys for six months. We are
engaged to be married Christmas. Is it
proper for to 60 out car riding after
night Is it proper for the young man to take
the lead in entering showl Our parents
object to our going with these young men.
but will not tell us why. Please advise US
Blue Eyes and Golden Locks.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

However, If the state department
really wants to create sensation
they should uncover n German dip
lomat who IS man OF honor.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

In calling upon Gott to strafe
Amerika 1t appears that kaiser is
not confident OF his own ability.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

When man refuses to believe the
good things he hears about himself
he can then lay claim to being q
skeptic.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

found out about the kaiser. but they'll
be disclosed before long.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
A Yearn fbr Beauty,

why did you pick out such q
handsome shaving mug?"
well. I've never been satisfied with
my own mug. ] thot ia indulge my
fancy q little In this"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

We would not be surprised to hear
OF the King Of Bavaria up and leav-
tng at any time now. He has Just
disposed of his pearls.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Heavy hurricane damage has been
any effect on the ginger supply?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
WretClli

Wretch!
Say, doc, what have you against
this other medic? What has he done
TO you?"
What has he done? I left that
man my patients to look after while
/ was away on n vacation and he
bumped himself and cured every one
of them!"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Where TO Go.

Customer want something good
for hay fever.
Truthful Druggist The ticket
agent at the railway station sells the
remedy you want.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

IT isn't the going up that constl-
tutes the principal hazard. It's the
coming down.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

There is but one paciflst. The
man who helps win the war that
there may be peace forever.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Farmers who are kicking about
s2.20 wheat have a lot TO say about
the high cost OF binder twine.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

are always wholesale" There are
no retail lines.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Trying TO write or say things that
will hurt the kaisers feelings is our
idea OF wasted energy.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

general public by -,
buying everything our favorite parpei
had in stock.
yva were highly pleased with our
selves as We watched the otheiS
waiting.
But yesterday we had-to wait for a
shave again.
Thus our peace OF mind was again
disrupted.
And we are more than ever in favor
of that bill making the cutting OF hair
on Saturday felony.
WE'LL, NOW, WATSON. OLD KID!
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Leiboid are lne
proud parents OF a fourth son sinee
last Thursday.-From the Decorah
Qowa) Republican.
Here's an idea.
Why not an Old Mans Christian
association?
We believe 1t should be done.
An acquaintance OF ours VINO is
bald headed.
With a thin rim of gray hair just
above the ears.
And a paunch that looks like the
effects of much keg beer
But was caused by Bevo.
And limburgcr.
Made an effort to obtain room at
the local Y. NJ. c. A.
They turned him down.
Said he was too old.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Some members OF congress do not
favor the movement to adjourn until
December. Afraid to so home. per-
haps
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
SUN G r IN S
Oh FuZz!
BY d. b. HAMILTON

Oh FuZz!
Blabb--ITow old is Harry Smithers
who goes with that Blivins girl?
rGabb-Dunno. exactly, but every
time they kiss she makes touch
down.
Unanimous!
Some soldiers, while crossing the
ocean,
Took the regular and popular no
One said Il now wish
TO move we feed fish"
And the others did second the mo-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Germany has an acute paper
shortage. Been writing too many
notes.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Bernstorff was . more piker. Try
ing to- handle congress with . puny
$4,000.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
RCcOllections.

"City boy cranked his flivver, she
backfred and made him homesick."
"Homesick? Hows that?"
Said it reminded him of when the
old cows kicked him around at milk
ing time"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Our country cousin comes to town
To see his city wren.
And wants to sit up in the house
And talk till after 10.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Whaddaya Mcan-Favor?

Yes; he was pallbearer at my
v ifo's funeral"
Dear Ham: Following your sug-
gestions to test my friend who de-
clared that he did not believe In
ghosts and was not superstitious to
any degree whatsoever, / tied
thread to a rocking chair and rocked
it III the moonlight shining thru a
WINDOW in the room where he was
sleeping. l now claim you should
stand at least half the cost of new
stand-table, new screen door, re-
pairs TO porch post and one COM
plete front yard gate. He can pay
his own hospital bill. so far as /
care.--O. NJ. G.
Answer: Nothing doing. All ex.
periments are at your own risk
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Russ situation Is Complicated"-
headline. Yet or again?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Count Iuxburgs Homecoming Ia
going to be a sad affair.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

They have captured Cleve Harris
again. This time at Casper, wyo.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
[M4NZR4M|
ia DCOMDUczEDBY "a
ROJE -GLEMT.
fIANcEE Is INDIFFERENT.

Dear Miss Glenn:-I am q girl OF 90 and
am engaged to young man Of 25. l love
him very much, and he seems 10 love me
have only gone With him once, but We be-
came engaged thru our letters. He writes
to me often. l have never seen him since
We became engaged. He promised to come
to see me several times, but he never came
! have known him ever since he was . little
boy. / want you to tell me whether you think
he loves me or not and whether il would b.
best for me TO break the engagement or con
tinue.-Blue Eyes
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Know Him?

A gent we know
In winter shivers,
And goes to bed
Beneath the RIVERS"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Every time we. get
on good terms with
ourselves and those
who get haircuts on
Saturday something
happens to distort
ur harmonious
views of life.
Last Saturday we
got even with the
-...t nnhltn nv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Get ready for the next Liberty loan
call
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

You are indeed placed in difficult
position, but you owe 1t to the happiness
Of these people to leave. 1t is sacri-
fice that you should make, altho 1t is
q hard one, but It Is the innocent, you
know who must often suffer for the
guilty and as the man is inclined to for
get his marriage VOWS, 1t is your duty to
leave now and no doubt with the prox-
unity Of your presencs removed. he VIII
get over his infatuation.s Perhaps you
may be fortunate enough to secure an
other room equally pleasant.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
HUSBAND is INTERESTED.

Dear Miss Glenn:-I am a girl OF 2l and
am q stenographer. / have been rooming
and boarding for the past few months with
a man and his wife who are very nice to me.
They have a car and have taken me out
quite often The wife seems to like mo SO
much and she thinks it is perfectly alright
for her husband to take me TO town In the
car in the morning and bring me home, and
in the evening II she does not care to 20 TO
show or out riding. she says TO her hus-
band and me, "You two 70 ahead, l would
rather stay at home Now I liso this man,
but lately 1 know, from various little Incl
ptents, that he is apparently falling in love
with me, and fear the consequences OF su(h
feeling on his part. What can / dof 1t is
very difficult to secure desirable room and
| do so hate to give up this lovely place. Ii
is thru no fault OF mine and | can say
nothing 10 the wife for she has such explicit
faith in her husband. Please advise me
NJ. L. G.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

And do you remember the day
The girl who lived over the way
Reemed to change from just girl TO queen
Because OF one smile you had scent
So much does smile often mean.
And have you forgotten the walks
You took with her then. and the talks
And that wonderful night and its bliss
When she blushingy gave you kissi
And the wonderful day you were wed
When the months Of your courtship had fed.
Hasn't lie dealt most kindly with youi
More often your skies have been blue
You have gathered more roses than rue.
Once with sorrow your heart has been chilled.
The voice Of your baby was stlled
But wasn't her laughter. tho brief
Worth the pain and the hurt and the grieff
Look over your life and be glad
For the joys and the treasurers you've had -
A lump In my throat seemd 10 choke
Or perhaps twas mouth.ul Of smoke,
When one Of them shook me and spoke:
we are waiting and ready TO plsyl'
YES yes. l replied. fright away
And | laughted at the bruises Of fate
In Response 70 the voice in the crate
Copyright 1917 by Edgar A. Guest.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Judging from the young mans sctions.
1t does not seem IS tho he were ~ much
interested as he should be, or he would
endesvor to see you as often IS possb BILE.
Furthermore, do not think that meet
ing Of one time. and correspondence arc
sufficient acanaintaneeship upon which
to form an engagement, and unless the
young man calls on you. would break
the enzagemeut.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Our Extra Special.
Sure They DO!

Sunshine is six hundred thousand
times brighter than moonshine
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Unanimous!
Correct. Sit Down!

Teacher-Johnny, what is cater
pillar
Johnny-Its worm that needs q
haircut.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Iones: All Departments, 5000
THE VOICE IN THE CRATE.

We had lighted fire in the crate
And sat in my arm chair TO walt
For the riot Of frolic and fun
That would come when the dishes were done 4;
! was watching the blaEos and smoke
When somebody suddenly spoke
IT'S wonderful world after ALL
Tho you've drunk Of the sweet and the gall
How often your soul has been glad
What wonderful joys you have had
As a freckle'faccd tousled haired lad
How often you managed 20 20
To the stream where the sad willows growi
How rich with real pleasures and joys
Were the days when your comrades were
boysl
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

Made an effort to obtain a room at
the local Y. NJ. c. A.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
And limburgcr.

But was caused by Bevo.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Heb, hcll!

Fell on her own responsibility.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Yus, yus!

Said he was too old.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30
Yczza!
WEIIA NOW, WATSON, OLD KID

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Leibold are the
proud parents OF a fourth son since
last Thursday.-From the Decorah
Uowa) Republican.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

They turned him down,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-09-30

And a paunch that looks ike the
effects of much keg beer.
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24

County, State of Arizona, and answer the complaint filed with the Clerk of this Court at Prescott, in said County Ia copy of which complaint accom- panies this Summonsl. within twenty days (exclusivc of the day of serviceJ, after the service upon you of this Summons. if served in this County; in all other cases 30 days. after the service of this Summons upon you exclusive of the day of service).
 And you are hereby notified that il you fail to appear and answer the complaint as above required. plaintiff will take judgment by default against you and judgment for costs and dis bursements in this behalf expended
 Given under my hand and seal of said Court, at Prescott, this 18th day of January, A. D. 1917.
 (Scal. F. ]. FARLEY, Clerk. By A. L. JONES. Deputy.
 First publication Jan. Y, St, (W).
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24
FAMILY AVOIDS
 SERIOUS SICKNESS
By Being Constantly Supplied Witi
 Thedfords Black -Draught.

McDufi, Va.-'I suffered for severa years," says Mrs. ]. B. Whitaker, ol This place, with sick headache, and stomach trouble.
 Ten years ago friend told me to try Thedford's Black-Draught, which 1 did. and found it 10 be the best family medi- cine for young and old.
 keep ack-Draught on hand all the dme now, and when my children feel a little bad, they ask me for a dose, and fl does them more good than any medicine they ever tried.
 We never have a long spell of sick ness in our family, since we commenced using ck-DraughR'
 Thedford's Black-Draught is purely vegetable, and has been found to regti- late weak stomachs, aid digestion, re- Iieve indigestion. collie, wind, nausea, headache, sick stomach, and similar symptoms.
 It has been in constant use for more han 70 years, and has benefited mere than million people.
 Your druggist sells and recommends Black-Draught. Price only 25c. Get aackage to-day. N.cfH
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Stephen w. Walker, de- ceased. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned, Charles R. Walker, ad- ministrator of the estate of Stephen w. Walker, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said deceased. to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers, within ten months after the first pub lication of this notice to the said Charles R. Walker at the office of Richard Lamson, Pythian Building. Prescott, Arizona, the same being the place for the transaction of the busi- ness of said estate, in said County of Yavapai.
 CHARLES R. WALKER,
 Administrator of the estate of
 Stephen w. Walker, Deceased.
 Dated, Prescott, Arizona, this sth day of December, 1916
 First publication Dec. ?, (W).
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate of F.. H. Aplustill, deceased. Notice is hereby given by the under signed, Edith F. Aplustill, Adminis- tratrix of the estate of E. H. Aplu- still, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers, within four months after the first publication of this notice to the said Edith E. Aplu- still, at Jerome, Arizona, the same be- ing the place for the transaction of the business of said estate, in said County of Yavapai.
 EDITH E. APLUSTILL,
 Administratrix of E. H. Aplustill,
 Deceased. . Dated this 5th day of aJnuary, 1917. First publication Jan. 10. St (W).
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24
BRITISH CRUISER SINKS
 GERMAN COMMERCE RAIDER
(Continued from Page One)

(Continued from Page One) dispatch to the Times. Captain Per sius the German naval critic, writing in the Tageblatt, recalls that when German destroyerS carried out at Jacks in the English channel and at the mouth of the Thames in October and November, Arthur Balfour, then secretary of the navy, assured the house of commons that the British guard service would be so careful in the future that the Germans would never venture to undertake such dan gerous expeditions again"
 Captain Persius says that Sir Ed ward Carson has been unable to jus tify Mir. Balfour's assertion and main tains that German light forces have made several attacks in British wat CTS and the Moewe II, big above water ship successfully passed the British advance guards and reached the Atlantic"
Weekly journal-miner., 1917-01-24
Visit Old Home.

Mir. and Mrs. R. F. DeMund. resi- dents of Prescott when the former was engaged in the lumber business were arrivals from Phoenix yesterday to visit with friends for few days. Goes to Camp.
 Geo. O. Ford, owrer of the copper group in Mineral Point district, which bears his name, arrived from Phoenix yesterday and later left for his camp near Jerome Junction. to make ob- servations.
 To Murietta.
 Al. Weber, Frank Grabb and Geo. (. Ruffner have gone to Murietta Springs, Cal. where they were pre- ccded few days ago by (. II. Hook CT They are to remain away for the next month.
 Returns South.
 ]. s. Douglas concluded week of inspection of United Verde Extension holdings at Jerome, and passed through the city yesterday for Doug las. his home. He said conditions were satisfactory, and stated plans are maturing for the new smelter plant, with construction to begin at an indefinite date.