Denver labor bulletin., 1917-11-24
SATAN RESIGNS AND HANDS OVER
KEYS OF HE'LL TO KAISER WILHELM

The Internal Region, Nov. 13, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern, King of
Prussia, Emperor of all Germany,
and Envoy Extraordinary of AL
mighty God.
Ny dear Wilhelm:
l can call you by that familiar name,
for / have always been very close to
you, much closer than you will ever
know.
From the time that you were an un-
developed being in your mothers
womb l have shaped your destiny for
my own purposes.
Bill Classic Demon.
In the days of Rome l created a
rough-neck known in history as Nero;
he was a vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular time.
In these days classic demon and eff
ficient super-criminal was needed and
as I know the Hohenzollern blood, l
picked you as my special instrument
to place on earth an annex of hell. l
gave you abnormal ambition, like
wise an oversupply of egotism that
you might not discover your own fail
ings. I twisted your mind to that of
madman with certain abnormal ten
denotes to carry you by; most dan
gerous character placed in power; |
gave you the power of hynotist and
a certain magnetic force that you
might sway your people. l am re-
sponsible for the deformed arm that
hangs helpless on your left, for your
crippled condition embitters your life
and destroys all noble impulses that
might otherwise cause me anxiety, but
your strong sword arm is driven by
your ambition that squelches all SEN
timent and pity / placed in your mind
deep hatred of all things English,
for of all nations on earth / hate Eng
land most. Wherever England plants
her flag she brings order out of chaos
and the hated cross follows the Union
Jack; under her rule wild tribes be-
come tillers of the soil, and in due
time practical citizens; she is the great
civlizer of the globe, and / HATE
HER. | planted in your soul cruel
hatred for your mother because SHE
was English, and left my good friend
Bismarck to fan the flame l had
kindled Recent history proves how
well our work was done. 1t broke your
royal mothers heart, but / have
gained my purpose.
'Tis an Early Pleasure.
The inherited disease of the Hohen-
zollerns killed your father Gust as it
will kill you), and you became the
ruler of Germany and tool of mine
sooner than l expected.
To assist you and further hasten
my work l sent you three evil spirits
-Neitzschke, Treitschke and later
Bernhardi-whose teachings inflamed
the youth of Germany, who in good
time would be willing and loyal sub
jects and eager to spill their blood
and pull your chestnuts-yours and
mine; the spell has been perfect. You
cast your ambitions towards the Med
iterranean, Egypt and India and the
Dardanelles and you began your
great railway to Bagdad, but the am
bilious archduke and his more ambi-
tious wife stood in your way. 1t was
then that / sowed the seed in your
heart that blossomed into the assas-
sination of the duke and his wife, and
all hell smiled when we saw how clev-
erly you saddled the crime onto Ser
bia. / saw you set sail for the fjords
of Norway and / knew you would
prove an alibi. How cleverly done
so like your noble grandfather, who
also secured an assassin to remove
old King Frederick of Denmark, and
later robbed that country of two prov
inces that gave Germany an opportun-
ity to become a naval power. Muir
der is dirty work, but it takes Hoh-
enzollern to make a way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand; you
set the world on fire and bells of hell
were ringing; your rape on Belgium
caused much joy. 1t was the begin
ming of perfect foundation of per-
feet hell on earth, the destruction of
noble cathedrals and other infinite
works of art was hailed with joy in
the internal regions. You made war