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New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1917-08-10
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New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1917-08-10
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
FNnEn THE kIckING..

4 traveller at small hotel in q
backward seacoast town of Eew Eng
land complained 70 the clerk OF the
inn concerning the food. the beds. the
room s-in fact there was nothing in
the house that pleased him. When he
finished the old. long bearded pro-
priator Of the place drawied.
Young man. did any enc ask you
to come here3
NO. I don't know that any one
really did
Wal did any one ask you to stay
here after you came e.
No I don't know that they did
wal they WIN Manufacturers
Record
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22

IN excess OF reasonable reoufrem ents
for use or sale within reasonable
time To compel the observance or
this section o. re law the hoarder
may Re proceeded AGAINST IA the dis
rr[ct court o. the United States. his
goods seized and sold Tor what is re-
garded q proper price Farmers only
are exempt from This provision of the
law
The president may purchase, store.
ana sen for cash at reasonable prices
wheat 6our. meal Beans and potatoes
"The president NAV reautzitjon
manufacturing plants il necessary 10
secure an adequate supply CT the nee
aasaries for aTmT e. nav O. for any
other public use connected with the
common defense. and may wholly or
partially prohibit operations of eX
changes. boards 81 trade. or similar ia
stituEo1E
1.-THE president may tx the price Of
wheat aud buy II and sell it. provided
that the price for 1918 binding until
Nav T. 1919. shalt not be less than s.
per busheI for 10. 3 northern spring
ais basic factor and Ia event i'm
ports of wheat should tend 10 uuduly
increase the government Liabilities
under this qua anty duty to equal
tza may he imposed
"It is.uuLawfus after Sept to use
food materials or feeds ia producing
distilled spirits for beverage purposes.
nor shall such spirits be imported, ann
complete control is given to the pres
i5eut over the production Of wine and
vlnous liquors and their alcoholic con-
tent
The president nav commander il
necessary. for Redistribution for gov
eminent uses. any and all distilled
spirits In bond Or in stock
.Eecessar5e5 seized or FeQuisiriOned
or commando or plants taken
over shall be comp nsatef for at reas-
enable prices. II owners question the
price offered By the government. then
IS per. cent q the stated price viii be
paid and suit may b. started for what
the owner regards fair value
"Ffnez o1 from $1,000 70 $4,000 for
each violation or imprisonment for not
more than tNo years. or both, may be
imposed
The act ceases with tte end of the
war with Germany The provisions of
the law are drastic in the extreme. but
IL IS not the thought of the president.
nar the food administration, that they
VIII have to he invoked
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
rnIcE oE TIE rLGER-

The tiger may be "shod with sill
ence" but he has q voice that is ter
rifyEug. Il is said the voice of the
tiger. . wonderful thing in its way is
not only the most mournfuI huL the
most terrifying Of jungle sounds. and
that 1t is q powerful aid TO him iu his
hunting The natives believe the deer.
hearing the tigers voice and unable
from reverberaEng nature OF the sound
to locate the position Of the enemy,
stands still and so gives him the
chance Of stalking them Sportsmen
hold there IS probably some truth in
this for unless one is following the
tiger and has seen him ii almost is jim
possible from the sound alone ro tell
with any certainty where he is.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22

der o. New Hampshire vas secretary
Of tie navy admiral Meade was COM
nlaedant Of the navy Yard II Washing
ton They got into trouble somehow
these two positive gentlemen, and the
commandment was summoned before tae
secretary one day on a matter Of inn
portance The secretary told the COM
naudant that If he kept On, or words
"a that effect. ne should certainly he
Obliged 10 punish him By sending him
to sea Nh Secretary" said Meade,
II haven't anything TO say except thar
when il is punishment Tor an oiszceF or
the navy to be ordered to sea what is
YOUR service coming TO- ! should like
to go 20 sea, sir. Good daE-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
Of TIE SO.

A Washington cIubman finds q cer-
tain fellow member irritaungly opti-
misric at times. With this chap every
disagraeabIe thing has It's compenss-
tons. a principle he never fails to give
expression 10 whenever opportunity
offers itself
How are you this morning." asked
the optimistic person as he enCouu-
tered his friend in the breakfast room
Il had q miserable night, said the
other Il never suffered so ia my life
The optIraisf reflected Hum ?
That's bad But" he added brighten
Enc up. you must remember that q
bad night is better than nd night al
ALI"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
BROOM THRIE y.

AS the price ot brooms lis So high
any may 20 higher, il viii pay YOU
who use bro0ms to conserve them
When you nave used a Broom for
a while and II becomes broken and
uneven. take the shears and cut them
even across the bottom ana cut the
Tower row OF stitching loose Then
use them 3 while longer until they
become uneven again Repeat the
process. and low and behold you have
prolonged the use Of your broom.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
EASTERN STATES
FOUND PATRIOTIC
FLAe FLfEs n ISOLATED sP0Ts
immensely Of National War Jn4ertak-
ing Realized After Jaant Through
Sew England Localities.


wen III framing =14 army anu --a'
service were IN evidence eTeryW here,
said Dr Eoeenh 0a1sfra who returned
YESTERDAY afternoon from COO nile
trip in his automobile through the
New England ana eastern states ut
aDpear red in all Of our travels that no
place was 50 remote thar we we're
permitted to get out 81 sight Of the
all+of NEG sotaaef ana -as stars ana
STRIPES =1lo1.a palastl1S a4H doctor
"gIe alI7- 15471iFt. L4e4E son E-4W III.
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--Ii -,--5 - 100
20 Il. ~ - ~
80. - --5p ~ 1891 49, 1Fo1 -"1 pa ~
II 1sd per.mea5ed every spot.
a @f AtAs II ldE7 mount li7- SAM
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-09-22
Carbon Black TOughens
Automobile Tires
YOUR OPPORTUNITY

Lies IN the fact that you have
the privilege Of associating your
self IN a profitable way, with an
established industry.
The privilege Of connecting
yourself alta time when the prop
osition Is 1000 safe,
The privilege Of sharing in
extraordinary large profits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
WOMEN ON BATTLEFIELD.

We hear much these days Of what
the women are doing on the battle
line. How few American women are
strong enough to go to the front and
endure the hardships OF the men!
Help is offered, and is freely given
to every nervous, delicate woman, by
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Re.
member ingredients on label. In tablet
or liquid form. No alcohol.
In female complaint" irregularity,
or weakness, and in every exhausted
condition of the female system, the
Prescription" seldom fails to benefit
or cure. Bearing-down pains. internal
inflammation and liberation, weak back,
and kindred ailments are cured by II.
ask your neighbor. It's a marvellous
remedy for nervous and general debili-
ty, insomnia, or inability to sleep.
Write DR.. Pierce. President Of the
Invalid's Hotel, Buffalo, n. Y. for con-
fidential advice and you will receive
the medical attention of a specialist,
wholly without fee-no charge what.
ever.
Send 10c for trial pkg. "Favorite
Prescription Tablets" adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
AUTO AND BUGGY
COLLIDE; WOMAN HURT

Mrs. II. ID. Bradbury. OF northwest
Ardmore. was struck by an automobile
yesterday afternoon and severely In
jured. Mrs. Bradbury was riding In a
buggy when the accident occurred
near Whitney's store.
The car was driven by ]. NJ. White,
Bob Love occupied the front seat with
the driver and there were three Others
In the car.
Mrs. Bradbury was taken to Hardy
sanitarium where II was ascertained
that her back was broken. and her
right hip dislocated. II was thought
at first that she had sustained internal
injuries but n more thorough examina.
'tion disclosed no other injury.
Bob Love, ]. n White. p. III. and C.
l.. Nall and w. c.. Jennings have been
arrested charged with being m the car
that ran into the buggy in which Mrs.
Bradbury was riding, and are held pend
ing further examination Of the injured
woman.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
CAFE MAN HELD UP.

Tim Lee. of the Imperial Cafe was
the victim of holdup men at about s
o'clock last night when he was relieved
of 81 in cash, a diamond ring and a
watch. The robbery occurred on West
Main street near Lees home. Police
officers say that they have obtained
descriptions of the men and that an
arrest would probably be made later
in the day. Two men, one tall and
slender built and wearing a black hat.
the other short and chunky and wear
ing a white hat, were seen near the
cafe at the time Lee checked up his
days business
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
GERMAN. But NOT GERMAN.

Washington. Nov. 26.-When is Ger
man not a German is understood today
by Alexander Fred Freisham. one Of
those who sought TO register as an
alien under President Wilson's procla-
nation. He came here from Germany
when he was five years old and Mar
shal Splain has advised him to his sur
prise that the fact that his mother
after the death OF his father married
an American citizen. resulted automat-
ically in her children becoming Ameri-
cans.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
STRANGE BUT TRUE.

More men than women are color
blind.
Farm laborers and the clergy have
the lowest death rate.
There is no allusion made to the
duck in the Old Testament.
One seed of cotton can produce 40,-
100000 seeds in years.
More than 100000 persons in the
United States wear glass eyes.
Salt water is a more effective fire
extinguisher than fresh water.
Foot troubles cause so per cent of the
reflections of army applicants.
The light of the north star is 100
times stronger than the light of the sun.
The caloric value of the banana is
higher than that of any other common
fruit.
The whales hearing is more acute
than most animals. although the orifice
of its ear is scarcely perceptible.
II a musket ball IL fired against a
pane of glass suspended by a thread,
the glass will not even vibrate.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

There is more canrrn IN this sec
ton of the country than all other dis
eases put together. and for years It
was supposed to be incurable. Doctors
prescribed local remedies. and by con-
stantly falling to cure by local treat
rlent, pronounced 1t incurable. Catarrh
Is a local disease, greatly influenced
by constitutional conditions, and there
fore ypquires constitutional treatment.
Half iCatarrh Cure. manufactured y,
F.sf cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio. is a
conf Gtional remedy. is taken inter
nalG 3hd acts through the blood on
theH gous surfaces OF the system. One
hund. ID dollars reward is offered for
any i 80 eSat Halls Catatrh Cure fails
to cu,e. Send for circulars and testt
mont'E.
R-s CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio
Z Nss Family Pills fol- constipation
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

Woman of necessity comes nearer
the primitive type than man. She is
ethnologically more Of a savage, more of
a barbarian, and she has therefore
greater physical endurance. She can
undergo many strains man cannot.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

Six Hoboken, n. j., society women
have been sworn in as police officers
after volunteering to serve with
out pay, for the purpose of keeping
girls off the streets at night in com
panionshp with soldiers and sailors.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

Who can estimate the saving power
this suggestion of some best girls" in
New York, should It be generally adopt
ed: mo candy and no ice cream ac-
cepted.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

The Colorado State Federation of
Women's clubs maintains a scholarship
from which $4,000 has been loaned the
girls that they might obtain an educa-
tiop
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

One hundred turkeys just received.
w. j. Lane.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Oil Lands and Leases

ANY PART of 5000 shares of White
Rock oil stock for sale at 40 cents
per share. Box S99. Ardmore, Okla.
0l.2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
ABOUT WOMEN ONLY.

The telephone switchboard at the
Boston navy yard is now operated by
girls in the place of the marines, who
have been assigned to other duty.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

The national gathering Of the council
of Jewish women in eighth triennial
session in Chicago declared for one
tongue. one speech, and that English.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

collie pup about months old. Re
ward for return to ]. r. Dexter. 24-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Lost and Found

FOUND-On c street southeast, fold
ing key for business house. Owner
call at Ardmoreite office. 1868
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
CONSTIPATION CAUSES
OBSTINATE HEADACHES

When your head aches you
will usually find the bowels have
been inactive, and if you relieve
this condition, by clearing the
intestinal organs of the ferment-
ing congestion of stomach
waste, foul gases and bile. the
head is relieved Immediately.
Remember this the next time
you suffer from headache. The
combination of simple laxative
herbs with pepsin sold by drug
gists under the name of DR..
Caldwelps Syrup Pepsin, is high
iy recommended as a gentle lax
ative that acts easily and quick
ly, without gripping or discom-
fort. 1t contains no opiate, mar
cotic, or habit-forming drug, is
pleasant to the taste, and a most
effective household remedy.
Mothers find it especially desir-
able as laxative for children.
You can buy DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin from your drug
gist for fifty cents. Get a bot
tie and have it in the house when
needed. A trial bottle, free of
charge, can be obtained by writ
ing to DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 456
Washington ST., Monticello, llli-
nois.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

LOST-Red muley COW. thin. branded
JB on left side. Address Box 324, City
2i-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Boarding Houses

WANTED in private
home, near refinery Everything new.
Home cooking at Mrs. o. l.. Gross,
901 Il street northeast. 25-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Oil Field Supplies

FOR SALE-Standard oil rig derrick,
complete. Address +. II. Galbreath,
Bromide, Okla. 21-7
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Cleaners and Hatters.

FOR BETTER WORK and quick SER
vice. call Shelton Bros, expert clean
ers, pressers and hatters. Phone
201-J PA
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Financial

CITY LOANS-Gulllct & Hall. agents
Georgia State Savings Association,
Nffer best contract in city. 1921
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

More men than women are color
blind.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Livestock
Automobiles.

FOR SALE-One 1917 Dodge touring
car, in perfect condition, slightly used
one extra casing. Terms if desired, to
responsible party Would take Ford
as part payment One 1916 Ford road
ster good condition, looks good Phone
766. Central Park Garage Auto Ex
change. 23-7
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26
Oil Stocks

FOR SALE-Five shares Oklahoma
Star oil stock. See w. r. Eppinger,
ZIG Second avenue northwest 25-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

One seed of cotton can produce Z
100000 seeds in years.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

Farm laborers and the clergy have
the lowest death rate.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-11-26

There is no allusion made to Il
duck in the Old Testament.
The Washington times., 1917-10-03
Synopsis of Story

Jonathan Harker, n London so
IicItor's clerk, takes n long
Journey to BukowIna TO see Count
DracuIa and arrange for the
transfer of an English eEtate 10
the Count. In his diary, kept In
shorthand, he gives the details of
his EtranEe trip, the latter part
allied with mysterious and thrill
ing happenings. Upon his arrival
At Castle DrRcHIa he IL met by
the Count and ands himself VIr-
tHaIIy q prisoner. The castle IT.
self Il = place Of mystery with
doors all barred, and no servants
10 be seen. The Count Ereets him
warmly, but his strange person-
alIty and odd behavior cauSe Har-
ker much alarm. In order not TO
arouse suspicion Harker leads the
Count TO tell of his estate and of
the history of his family. Later
the Count orders him to write his
employer he IL 10 stay at the
castle for n month. Tint Night he
sees the Count crawl. down the
castle wall Hike n lizard. 4 series
Of mysterious incidents follow.
and Harker gains nm Iden of the
strange character of his host.
One night three women appear iH
bis room but sre driven away by
the Count In fury. Recognizing
his danger he seeks 10 escape. but
ends all avenues of escape closed
The Washington times., 1917-10-03
Studying His Customers.

DO you know" a bride OF tire.
months said to a friend. ct think all
these jokes about young wives hav-
ing SO much trouble with butchers
and grocers' and being cheated, an6
all that. are just too foolish
Then presume you are getting
on all right with yours. DEAR" her
friend inquired. why. OF course
I am. Anybody would II they would
Just deal at a respectable place. tbs
young vile declared. Now. there :.
my grocer" she went on. He 10
just as obliginE and thoughtful a.
can be. The other day ] ordered .
dozen eggs. and when they came
] found there were but eleven in the
bag, so when I went to the shop
again I told him so. why, yes.
ma'am.' he said; I know there were.
7 had put in a dozen, but I noticed
that one Of them was broken. and
OF course I couldn't send you am
but the best goods. so / took Il ont
Now. don't you think that was nice
OF him TO be SO thouEhtfuI ana
honest
The Washington times., 1917-10-03
By BEATRICE
FAIRFAX

whole world Is T. Learn to say
YOU once in a while
II took Mary six months to learn
TO say "YOU"-but at the end Of
that time she was on the Junior
Prom Committee. the head OF the
Junior-senior entertainments merr-
Der Of a splendid society and the
proud treasurer OF the star Hike
club" OF college.
Mary's experience Is duplicated
every day. in college and out. Hav-
Ing something TO talk about. II that
something is only -" never makes
the Is popular. You have to talk
about me and l have to talk about
you-you must be interested in m.
and 1 must be interested in YOU n
We mean to win each others af-
lection.
Know all We who long to Be
charming and Ioyable: Anyone can
De something just as good as
clever conyersationalist- good lis
teneT. Anyone who hasn't a hair
Up and cross-eyes and a hideousIv
distorted body can seem charming
ana desirable merely by seeming 10
nave a charming desire to know all
about the other chaps interests In
life. ~
AND II ] were a pathetIcaIIy dis
torted cripple. sitting In an invalid
chair. l think / might still amuss
myself by attracting the world to
me-the world that wouldn't com.
II l whined and whimpered about
my ailments. but the world that
would gladly come to my doors II.
with sweet. generous PHILOSOPHY
and the carefully thouEht-out re-
suits OF my quiet seclusion, / stood
ready to solve its problems.
The minute anyone learns not q.
have too many rs" in his ssn-
fences he has acquired the begin
nings OF charm.