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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01
I;GAN-GANNON

The wedding of Miss Winifred Cannon
Of - South Fifty fifth street, and Mr.
William Egan, of 1il Wanamaker street.
took place On Wednesday morning at Q
o'clock at the Church of our Lady of Vic
tory. at Fifty-tourth and Vine streets, the
Rev. chavles McNamee officiating at the
nuptia mass
Miss Cannon had Miss Edyth Canfield
as maid of honor. The best man was Mr.
Thomas O'Breu.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

,eoIse tracey, Alr. Maurice r. Massey and
Mr. Clarence II. Taubel
DELANCo-Mrs r. Maule VIII give 4
card party for the benefit OF the Red Cros,
at ner home on the river bank. on Decem-
Der :. from until o'clock
James A. Matheson, Jr., has left for Gar
den City, l.. l.. for the aviation training
camp. Mr. Matheson is the son OF the Rev
James A. Matheson and Mrs. Matheson.
Mrs. q. Il. Fisher has returned from a
fortnght's stay in New York. where she
had been the guest Of Miss Minnie Treffs.
EDGEwATER PARK-Mrs. John Her
mon Terry viii give tea at her country
home. the Pinehurst on Park lane this
afternoon from until O'Clock to intro
duce her daughter, Miss Elizabeth Richard
son Terry.
Those who will assist Mrs Terry In re-
ceivipg are Mrs George b. Taylor. Mrs.
Walter Lewis. Mrs. Frank w. Thacher. Mrs
George SeclSle, Mrs. Alexander C. Fergus
son. Mrs. George c. Davis, Miss Helen B
Campbell. Miss Florence Underwood. Miss
Frances Lloyd and Miss constancs r.
Tafel IA
Miss Terry is a graduate of ST. Mar,:a|
Hall. The entire lower foor OF Pinehur1f,
will be decorated with ferns. palms az
flowers. the color scheme being pink
RIvERToN--Mr. and Mrs. charleS \ r
Durborow are receiving congretulations
the birth Of daughter Mr.. Durk.
has won many honcrs ~ = long dio<I
swimmer. S 3
Mrs. n. Myers Fttler has rcf,,rncd ~
after two weeks Wait with her
Mrs. Walter Page. of Montreal Canal
Mas Augusta CayNanq enterfsi
Than<pgivlng Nise ucf1rH H& ~ uE
Mte1 Kathfyn N|11
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01
Social Activities
NANCY WYNNE.

announcement is made of the marriage
OF Miss Mary Josephine Hoyer, daughter of
MIR. and Mrs. j. Brua Hoyer. Of Chambers
Durg' ana Lieutenant Alexander Russell
Boiling. L. S. A.. son OF Captain Robert
Is. Boiling. of the medical reserve corps.
and Mrs Boiling. of Chestnut Hill. The
wedding took place last Tuesday at noon
at the home of the brides parents. The
ceremony was performed by the Rev. Will
liam Leroy Nudge. Lieutenant Boiling Is
grandson OF the late Rear Admiral Alex
snder Russell. t. S. ~. and is a second
cousin Of Mrs. Woodrow Wilson.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01
On the jersey Side

BEVERLY -- The Masonic Association
VIII hold dance next Friday evening. The
COMMITTEES in charge is Mr.. H. ID. Cray-
, Snorn, chairman; Mr. Herbert W. HAL, Mr..
Martin Cramp. Mr.. Frank smith mr.
George Tracey Mr.. Maurice r. Massey ana
Mr.. Clarence IL. Taubel
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01
Engagement Announced

Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Nelson announce
the engagement of their daughter Miss
Sarah Claypoole Nelson, to Lieutenant
Crawford Clark Madeira, Thirteenth Cav
airy, United States Army. Lieutenant Ma
deira is a son Of Mr. and Mrs. Louis G.
Madeira. His mother Is a daughter of the
late Edward w. Clark.
Lieutenant Madeira is graduate of the
University of Pennsylvania, class of 1915 /;
he is member of the Delta Psi Fraternity
and of the First Troop of Philadelphia City
Cavalry; also of the ST. Anthony Club of
New York city.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Kaehni. of 542l
Girard avenue. announce the engagement of
their daughter. Miss Christine Charlotte
Kaehni and Mr.. Justus C.. Weinpahl. son
of Mrs. Maude Headley, of e563 Thirty-sec-
ond street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abram Francis Huston,
Graystone. coatesyiile. Pa. announce the
engagement Of their daughter, Miss Mar
jorie Huston, and Mr Charles Hathaway,
Jr.. Of News YORK * "A (. 4.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01
JUST GOSSIP ABOUT PEOPLE
Committee Dancing Class to Meet at Asher's.
: First of Saturday Supper Club Series to Be
Held at tBellevue-Stratford- Things

Greer, Miss Anna Biehl and Miss Anna
Seefried.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

Mr.. and Mrs Harrison L. Gamer, Jr. of
$40 Pine street, are receiving congratula-
tions on the birth OF a daughter on Tues
day, November %. Mrs Gamer will be re-
membered as Miss Uytendale Baird, daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs, William j. Baird.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

Mrs. Walter Jackson Freeman and Miss
Cornne Borden Freeman, of 1892 Spruce
street. will be at home on Sundays from
to 9, from December to April, beginning
tomorrow.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

There will be chi!Gren's fair held for
the benefit of the national surgical dressing
committee of the Emergency Aid this after
noon from until o'clock at the home OF
Mrs. John b. Hamill. 800 West Willow
'irove avenue, st. Martins. Most of the
articles for sale have been made by the
children themselves.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

Mrs. Herbert Harmed, of Chestnut Hill.
will be at home on Wednesdays after
o'clock during December. at her home. 222
Allen lane. Mrs. Harmed will be remem-
bered Miss Dorothy Foltz. daughter of
Dr. and Mrs. J. Clinton Foltz
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-12-01

Mrs. John Herbert. of 1929 Wyoming
avenue, gave a luncheon followed by a mis-
celianeous shower last Friday at her home
in honor of her niece, Miss Amanda Laura
Fretton, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs Joseph
A. Fretton, of 3636 North Thirteenth street.
whose engagement to Mr.. Frank w. c.
Lyon, Sd, was announced this autumn. The
affair was In the nature of surprise to
the guest OF honor. Others present were
Miss Ethel vanderslice. Miss Ida Walton,
Miss Helene Sturts, Miss Lorraine Fry,
Miss Carolyn Fry, Mrs. Albert Refining,
Mrs uooree Wizard. Mrs. Joseph Fretton,
Mlrs Florance 4iHssenfu3u. Ars. Oeorgo
As'si. Mi+s Annesss' f'a0nssr Niss Mxrtsn
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
LITTLE ALBERT IN LIMELIGHT
OF INHERITANCE TAX SCANDAL

ATLANTA, Ca, May 11.-"Can This
Be True?" editorially demands Clark
Howell, editor of the Atlanta Consti-
tuition, in an inquiry as to whether
certain lawyers in Georgia are be-
ing paid 10 per cent. upon all inheri-
ance taxes collected in each county,
with special attorneys designated
wherever an Inheritance tax is due?"
Eyes, it is true" replied the Atlanta
afternoon papers on the same day,
disclosing the interesting information
that Editor Howell's brother, Albert
Howell, is the one whose law firm has
been .designated' in Fulton county to
look after the collection of inheritance
taxes on the 10 per cent basis; and
disclosing the further fact that At
torney Howell's firm has called on
the Fulton county tax collector fer a
report of all Inheritance taxes paid,
with or without litigation.
The thing which aroused the editor
ial indignation of Editor Clark Howell
was the report, to him, that the 10
per cent. fee was even being paid to
the designated" attorneys for collect
ing inheritance taxes where no litiga
ton was necessary to collect, the tax
being paid voluntarily.
The afternoon papers took particu
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
JOURNALIST "RUNNING LIQUOR
BLOCKADE" GAINS EXPERIENCE

ATLANTA, Ga, May IA we'll
known newspaper man whose name is
Withheld for fraternal reasons, but
who would be known throughout the
state, if it were mentioned, had the
following experience on returning from
New York with three suit cases packed
with assorted varieties of liquor
On leaving the train in Atlanta, the
newspaper man set down one of the
suit cases too heavily and groaned
when he heard bottle break. He
didn't pick up the suit case, but left
it sitting there on the cement floor,
and presently an amber colored fluid
began to ooze out and trickle along.
Going back and picking up his other
two suit cases, the newspaper man
started for the stairway, intending to
leave the other behind, unclaimed
wait minute, white folks; amt
you leavin' one of your suit cases? '
called out the Pullman porter. The
newspaper man went back and Whis-
pered something in the porters ear
that shut him up, but at that moment Il
station porter, wearing a wise look,
eased up and whispered in the news
paper mans ear: Boss l can fix
that up for you and save all that didn't
leak" The journalist told him to go
20 it, and report to him i'll a restau-
rant nearby.
Presently the station porter came in,
reported that only one bottle had been
broken, that he took out the others
ard wiped hem off, and put it in the
Parcel check room. He turned over the
claim check, and the journalist gladly
gave the negro a generous tip.
On the train to Macon fellow pas
senger seeming the journalists suit
case, got awfully worried and furtive-
" reached down and examined his grip.
Don't worry" said the journalist, its
mine; not yours, that you smell"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
DELEGATES RETURN
FROM CONVENTION

The delegates from the Central Bap-
fist an the Presbyterian Sunday schools
returned last night from Savannah,
where they have been attending the
state Sunday school convention. The
gathering of Sunday school workers
from all over Georgia opened on Tues
day and continued until Thursday
night. The attendance was the largest
in the history of the Georgia Sunday
School association, and the interest
manifested was particularly crafty
ing.
Among the features of the three-day
program weer the addresses of John l..
Alexander, of Chicago, and Miss Nan
ME Lee Frazier, of Louisville, Ky. Mr..
Alexander discussed the work with
boys in their teens, while Miss Frazier
spoke on the methods of conducting the
elementary department to best advant
age.
The delegates from the Central Bap-
fist Sunday school were Miss Ira
Crew, Miss Lou Ellen Bragg and JOS
erh Perkins, while those from the
Presbyterian Sunday school were Mrs.
Leonard Gartner. Jr., and Miss Lou
Use Chapman.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
ing relatives.

ing relatives.
On Monday, a luncheon was given in
Newark, n. j., by Mrs. E. H. Cries.
Tuesday, the Mission Band of the
Presbyterian church gave a surprise
party which was unique in every de-
tail, and presented Miss Lockett with d
Sandstone silver pie knife, as token
Of their love and esteem for her short
stay with the band. Wednesday, Miss
Sara Anopol entertained with a 6
O'Clock dinner at her home on 139th
street.
THURSDAY an automobile party was
given by Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Craft, on
Riverside.
Friday, luncheon was given by Mr..
Jack Kerby, of Palisade, N. j., Friday
night Miss Willsey, of 11Sth street, en-
tertained with a theatre party.
Saturday the Vogue girls gave Miss
Lockett surprise party and presented
her with a handsome silver carving
set.
Sunday Mrs. Eulah L. Hollis enter
tanned with luncheon, covers being
laid for six.
Many more social functions are
planned in honor of Miss Lockett this
week, and for the weekend she will
be the guest of Mr. and Mrs. W. G.
Poelstra, of Paterson, N. ].
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
STREET TAX NOTICE

l wish to invite your attention to
Sections 80 and 81 of the Street Tax
Ordinance of the city, which provides
for levy of $500 on each male in
habitant between the ages of IS and so
years, payable at this Office on the first
day of May, eand unless same is paid
before May 18th an additional fee of
80 cents will be added, making the
amount of street tax after said date
$3.50 instead of $500.
1 wish to advise further, that after
May 18th a case will be docketed
against each and every delinquent for
noncompliance wiz said ordinance
W. T. MAYNARD,
City Marshal.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
BY MARGARET MASON.

BY MARGARET MASON.
Annette's for preparedness
So keeps on the fight
OF hosting up dumb bells.
Both morning and night.
That gowns would be sleeveless
This season she wist
So seeks to be well armed
From shoulder to wrist
NEW YORK, May 11,-Sleeves are
indeed becoming a minus quantity.
Soon they will be as extinct as the
ichthyornis.. In seasons past we have
bravely and unflinchingly presented
arms to leg-o-mutton, bishop, puff, bal
loon, bell, tight, flowing, mousquetaire,
wing and angel sleeves but this year a
sleeve by any other name would still
be next to nothing.
At least this sleeveless fashion will
free US from the shadow of arrest for
carrying concealed weapons since we
nc longer carry our arms up our
ieeves but go around brandishing them
quite open and above board.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11

lar pains to clear up this point by
showing that the designated" attor-
neys had collected their 10 per cent,
without litigation in some counties, but
that the Fulton county tax collector
had apparently forestalled such col
lection by Attorney Albert Howell in
Fulton county by declining to report
to him the inheritance taxes paid, be-
fore turning them into the state treas
TRY, as the attorney had requested him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
Sleeveless Frocks Are Now
All The Rage In Gotham

Positively anyone appearing in any
thing as obsolete and outrageous as a
sleeve in an evening gown would be
taken out and shot at sunrise. Even
the ordinary quota of the jeweled
straps or two bead strands, one over
each shoulder, has become bit too
sleevy for the extreme sleeveless en-
thusiasts and so they are left with but
a single strap to cling to.
In their struggle for existence the
sleeves in the afternoon ana daytime
frocks and gowns are worn to mere
shadows of their former substantial
selves. They are thin and fragile and
wraithlike of Georgette crepe, chiffon,
net or shadow iaces. Most of them
have dwindled or shrunk. to half Of
their former great lengths and as ell
bow sleeves are content at most to
reach to the funny bone.
Just few regulation sleeves there
are left in daytime frocks that will
pass muster. These are for wear with
the new sleeveless jackets and short
coats. For yes, even the coats are be-
ing born and worn unsleeved this
season. Saucy little straight-cut, hip
length, affairs they are of serge, CAB
ardine, velvet or satin, usually elabor-
ately embroidered in gayly colored
threads. They are perfect in every
sense except a sleeve sense and wkhen
it comes to the place where these ought
to be there is absolutely nothing. You
must bear with these little coats how
ever. Though they have their short
comings they are not really meant for
wear with bare arms
For every little sleeveless coat there
is a fetching frock with sleeves to
bear it company and thus supply all
deficiencies. If a lack of sleeves
must be dubbed a deficiency
uaye, bolero and monkey jackets are
numbered among these smart new
sleeveless and pony jackets, too, are
very racey. Those that aren't en-
broidered are stitched and almost all
ard every one boasts a tassel or two
somewhere on it. The sleeves on the
gowns that go with these sleeveless
coats invariably bob with tassel at
their cuff. Sort of survival of the
fittest these sleeves are, too, since the:
are all close fitting and arm fitted.
Apropos of the finish of the fast
disappearing sleeve species, whether it
is a quick finish or not, at least it is 4
novel one in almost every instance.
One is tied around the wrist with c
little tassel-ended ribbon and then
flares out again in fitted frill below
the tie. Another Georgette sleeve in a
taffeta frock has snug little cuff OF
the folded taffeta finished with fiat
pump bow with one loop longer than
the other that juts out to the side in a
most perky fashion.
Another sleeve to crepe dress with
a beaded bodice has a beaded cuff that
its tight up to the elbow and then
lares out into a fullness of unbeaded
crepe.
Another of gabardine has tight cuff
with three rows of stitching fastened
with a fat bone button. the stitching
and the buttons repeated three times up
t the elbow where the sleeve juts out
al tangent. A white satin finish on a
Chinese blue charmeuse sleeve is a cuff
that turns down with two points over
the hand that are adangle each with a
white tassel just waiting to drop into
ones soup.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
WILL CONFER MASTER
MASON DEGREE TONIGHT

At regular meeting of Americas
Lodge, No. 10, F. and A. NJ, to be held
tonight at 8 o'clock, in Masonic Hall,
the Master Mason degree will be con-
ferred upon four candidates. A large
attendance is requested.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
"SAVE THE CALVES AND "EAT
NO FRIERS," Is NEW SLOGAN

ATLANTA, Ga, May 1f.--"save the
calves" is the newest food slogan
sounded to the farmers of Georgia and
the South, and Of the whole country,
for that matter.
Cut out veal, will doubtless take
its place along with the slogan made
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11
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OUR AMERICA. \

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OUR AMERICA.
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America, thou gavest birth
To light that lighteth all the earth.
God keep it pure!
We love that onward leading light;
We will defend it with our might;
1t shall endure!
America, our love of thee
Is freemen's love of Liberty,
The Spirit blest,
Which holds high happiness in store,
When Right shall reign from shore to
shore.
From East to West.
America, thy seer-g raved seal
Foretells the perfect Commonweal
OF God-made men;
Its eagle with unwearied wings
Is symbol of the thought-see things
OF prophets ken.
America, expressing van
OF all the hopes of waking man,
We love thy flag!
Thy stately flag of steadfast stars,
And white, close held to heart-red bars
Which none shall drag;
America, in thee is found
Manasseh's tribe, to Ephraim bound
By Israels VOW,
Whose destiny is heaven-sealed;
Far-spreading vine in fruitful field,
Gods planting, thou
America, faith-shadowed land,
Truth dwells in thee, and Truth shall
To guard thy gatei stand
Thy planted seed of potent good
Shall grow to worldwide brotherhood
Mail True estate!
America, the God of love,
Whose name is ev'ry name above,
Is thy defense.
IT'S thou must lead the longing world
From phantom fears to Loves unfurled
Omnipotence!
Alice Morgan Harrison.
July, 1916.
MISS L0CKETT BEING
DELIGHTFULLY."- ENTERTAINED
Miss Antoinette Lockett, formerly of
Americas, is being delightfully."- enter
tanned in New York, where she is visit
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-05-11

famous at the Macon food conference,
which was greeted with some conster~
nation, but adopted nevertheless, and
which was as follows: Eat no fried
chicken; save the hens for layers"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29
FRIEND OF THE FIRE HORSE
In Detroit Animals Showed Affection
for the Man Who Cared for Them
For Many Years.

For 81 years Martin oooney has
fire department of Detroit, Mich, says
the News of that city. He has bought
every horse used by the department
In that time; he has tended them
through sickness and has been obliged
to end the agonies of many of them.
SO great has been his love for horses
that he has never taken furlough,
or even kept his Sundays for himself.
Night and day he has watched over
the horses.
Tn winter. when the horses. steam
ing from their swift run TO the fires,
have stood and shvered us the blaze
was fought. IL was Martin Cooney who
hurried to the scene. and saw that they
were blanketed Back in their barns,
It was Martin Cooney who saw that
they were rubbed down and made
warm and comfortable. When their
feet were sore It was Martin Cooney
who dressed them. and when the
strenuous life of fire department horses
made them unfit for such serv-
were sold to farmers and not to city
drivers. who might abuse them.
But the endless tolls of days and
nights has taken toll of Mr.. Cooney,
and recently he retired from active
service. And because he has been a
friend to horses he is glad that auto
mobiles are replacing them for fire
a.
Pounding over hard, slippery
downtown streets shortened the lives
of the horses" Mr.. Cooney explained.
"When we used them all over the city.
the average life of horse in the de-
partment was four or five years; now
that they are confined to the envir-
ons their average is five or six
years. OF course some last much
longer. There was one that lasted
thirteen years. and is now comfortable
on farm near Detroit.
"When I Joined the fire department
we had about 1870 horses. At one time
we had 23i horses; that was the high
water mark. Now we have about $50,
more than we had twcnty-seven years
ago, despite the great number of fire
trucks. That Is because Detrolts out
lying districts are more populous now
than the entire city was then.
"The horses knew me when I came
into any Of the stations. They would
whinny and crane their necks. broke
them In and they never forgot me.
"The thing which makes me happicst
Is that all old horses are sent to farms.
where there are no hard roads to irri-
tate their weakened feet. A horse Is
too intelligent and too good friend to
be abused after its full period Of use
| fulness Is passed"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29
The Boon Of a Short Memory.

A Canadian corporal writes that the
condition of the "roads" often appears
q perfect pandemonium until one gets
used to II. One of tn strains that
counts in this war Is on coming out Of
the trenches to 90 to n rest billet. Up
in the line man is keyed up to stand
q bombardment, and there is fierce
Joy in getting to close quarters with n
bayonet. But when the relief Is over,
and the regiment Is on its way for
four or five miles to rest billets, the
stimulus Is lacking, the pack seems
doubly heavy, and the road is very
hard to feet softcncd by three or four
days of wearing gumboots in the mud
of the trenches. in "a hours, with a
bath. a shave, and clean kit, there will
be different men for memory Is mer-
cifully short In this war, and the CON-
forts or discomforts of the moment are
the things that count.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29
How They Shoot In China.

Details of the battle In Picking be-
tween Chang Hsun's ill-starred forces
and the besieging republican troops
indicate that the hostiitlcs were more
exciting than dangerous. remarks the
Salt Lake Hcrald.Republican.
The dictator was surrounded by
about 1000 of his followers when he
sought refuge In the Forbidden City,
and the attacking party numbered ut
least five times as many.
Chinese soldiers have never been
noted for expert skill In handling fire.
arms, as substantiatcd by the anthem
tic report that considering the enor-
nous quantity Of ammunition used and
the number of troops engaged" the
casualties were remarkably small, only
ten killed and thirty wounded among
combatants and three times the num-
Der of killed and wounded among Sin
nOcent bystandcrs."
For obvious reasons Uncle Sam was
simply giving the Chinese sound and
friendly advice when he told them to
keep out of the way and harmonize
their internal differences.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29

John R. Caveriy's record on the
Municipal bench 10 worthy Of az
praise.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29

william r. QulnIan. the father OF
Hdsswster," has q host Of friends all
over Chicago.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-09-29
No Use for IL.

Pat walked into the post office. AZ
ter getting into the telephone box he
called n wrong number. As there was
no such number, the switch-attendant
did not answer him. Pat shouted
again, but received no answer.
The lady of the post office opened
the door and told him to shout little
louder, which he did, but still no am
swer.
Again she said he would require to
speak louder.
Pat got angry Mt this and turning
20 the lady said:
"Bcgorra, If could shout any loud
err I wouldn't use your bloomin' oula
telephone at all !'-Tit-Bits.