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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

. CINCINNATI, April 29-Carlson held Gin.
cinnnti safe at all stages today and Pittsburgh
won, to o. On the other hand Schneider
was hit rather frequently Neale was ordered
out of the game by Umpire Rigler when he
disputed ball snd strike decision.
The score.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
Capitalists Win Slugfest.
Special to The World.


OKLAHOMA CITY, April 29-Oklahoma
City defeated sherman here today by a score
Of to in game featured by heavy slug
ging by both teams. Murray for Oklahoma
City and Deates for Sherman hit home runs
with men on bases.
The sror..
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

tBntted for Aldridge In sixth
tBattcd for Ames In ninth
sBattcd for Watson in tenth
Score by innings:
Chicago ........... 600 O0I OO1 of
st Louis ............ lOl O2O OOI OO-5
Summary: Runs, Zedcr. wolter, Doyle
Merkle, Bescher 2 Long, + Smith. Cruise
errors Wilson, Bescher. Betzel Long Cruise
throe-base hit Cruise: home run. Bes cher
sto'cn bases Long. +. Smith Hendrix,
Bescher double plav. Bethel to Miller. bases
on balls of Ructhcr 2. of Aldridge 3 OF
Hendrix 2. off Steele l. off Meadows 4 on
Ames l struck out. by Hendrix g by Ames
2 Umpircs, KLEIN and Emslie. Time. 2:55
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Willy-Can you tell me the differ
ence between a barber dying and a
sculptor dying?
Billy Easy! A barber curls up
and dyes, and a sculptor makes faces
and busts
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
WHITE SOX SHUT OUT
BY JENNINGS TIGERS

CHICAGO, April 20 Detroit won its first
game of the season from Chicago today
When they shut out the locals to o. He'll.
mans walk. Schalk's passed ball AN infield
out and wcavors tumble OF Spcncers'
grounder. gave the visitors run in the
second inning which was enough to win.
The score.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
Browns Win Loose Contest.

CLEVELAND. April 29.-St Lonis won
long drawn out game from Cleveland, o to
8 st. Louis acquired an early lead OF four
runs. but Cleveland overcsme II In the eighth
only to lose the lead again in the ninth
when two hits pass and u wild throw netted
two runs.
The
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Dowio started off things for the
| Producers in the home half of the
same session with a clean single into
center. Cassidy advanced him on a
sacrifice. passed ball planted him on
third and then Richter brough: the
Grandstand to its feet by smashing out
hard hit to center. After Mcknight
had made it Two down by lifting a
high one to Darcy. Flowers loaded the
bags by walking Ohln and Erady and
then Heatly smacked 7 sharp single
to left on which Richter ambled over
the rubber. This saw the disappear
ance OF Flowers and the. advent OF
Lewis. Wooley's grounder ended the
rally with the locals one to the coed.
Jockeys home run tied the count
i'll the ninth. BY a wonderful display
Of nerve and spectacular fielding by
Dowie and Wooley. he managed to
pun out OF that round without further
damage in spite of the fact that three
singles followed the home ran
Ohlin Takes UntimcIy Nap.
Tulsa should have cinched the de-
hate in the same inning Things
looked good when Mcknight started
off with a hit Brady's sacrifice plant
Cd him on second. Being i'm too much
f a hurry to stop the threatened
rally. Yockey mussed up Ohlin's
gr under and threw high to first
Taking no chances with HCatlv, Lewis
deliberately walked him, filling the
bases. With only one gone. the bases-
loaded. only one run needed to win
and Manager Wooley up, fans began
TO ease toward the exits. considering
tle game rs good as won. Twice Woolev
trie 1 to bunt and each time he fouled.
Then ne tried to lift sacrifice fly.
hut q nd
Mcknight did not dare 10 try to score
on the high one Campbell shared Just
back Of the infield. Disappointment
took 4 quick turn to CONSERVATION
when Orlin was found meandering
absent mndedly around between sec
ond and third and was promptly
doubled out, forcing The game into
extra time
on the Denison team is veteran
secondbaseman, Harper by name, who
draws semi-monthly check from the
Ralroader management for no other
reason than that he is a good infielder
II is admitted that he cannot hit. his
safe blows coming only about as often
as pay day. This time Harper became
mixed as to his dates. for altho Tues
day is the day set for the ghost to
walk. the old man poled n two baser
after one had ben retired in the tenth. |
Brady too. who seldom errs. made tho !
fatal mistake Of choosing this time to
boot Campbell's grounder, which |
should have been an easy out. Not to |
he outdone IN pulling the unusual |
Bob Dowlc donated n passed ball inn |
mediately after Brady had fooled |
landing Harper on third, and the win !
ming run went over when Cassidy |
fielded Nokes bunt so slowly that all |
hands were safe. including Grandad |
Harper at home.
Great Chance Missed.
But Tulsa died hard. filling the |
bases in the last half and missing |
crowding over the tieing run by a |
fraction of an inch. As a starter,
SNYDER drew four balls Crossing up |
the infield which expected him to
bunt. Dowie crashed a single to center.
Cassidy spilled bucketful of cold wa
fer nv striking out when he should |
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
Errors Yield Early Runs.
THE WARRING HOSTS OF EUROPE

Are not more potently dcStrnctive IN
their blind and ever.increasing fury
than the deadly toxins and the mil
lions of pathogcnic bacteria that
swarm and flow in the blood-stream
of the Sick Sickness is the result
largely, of RETENTION, INVASION,
or ENERNATION.
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Totals 81 sam Totals "a IL p IL

~, summary - . hnhs' AhiS"h, hu4hpuIIcs'
Thompson, Bolinger, Masters; errors, h.ll.
Wren; sacrifice hits, Totten Speers Griggs
Mulvey; stolen base. Hall earned runs Nc.
Alester ) left on bases Paris q McA.ester
5 first base on errors, McAlester l. PalS = /:
bases on balls. off Everdon 2, off Masters . ;
struck out, by Everdon :, by Masters 4;
double plays, Goinger to +. Thompson,
HUMPHREYS TO Gross to Herrioti Umpire
PontIus. Time l;47.
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Totals 81 G. 25 10 Totals % 727lO
-One ont when winning rln was scnrnl

Devereaux, Calberi, Robinson, Allen: errors,
Allen q two-base hits, Barr Brock home
run, Robinson sacrifice hits Robinson,
Weizel; stolen bases Robinson .. Countryman
. struck out, by Utt 7, by COsntryman :
bases on balls. off Utt 3, off Countryman 5 ;
hi. by pitcher WiSiams and Countryman by
Utt; wild pitchers. UT left on bases, Fort
Smith 6, Muskogee 6. Umpire Healy.. Time
2:10.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

lSt1ff CORES nnndenn

! CLAP EMORE. April 90. - Some
tomorrow afternoon when the sec
ond card OF the Claremore Racing as
sociation's seven-day meeting. which
opened saturday, is run off. Not since
the good old days when the turfmon
gathered in Tulsa and Oklahoma city
IN the spring and autumn for 3o-day
sessions has such an impressive array
Of horseflesh oeen Assem- bled at an
Oklahoma race course as is IN Clare
more for this meeting
Everything reminds he race fan of
the time. not so very long ago, when
hcrscracing was one of the leading
1rorts in oklahoma In the first
place, the good horses arc here. and
thc same jockeys who piloted winners
N the palmy days are back again
Moreover, the presiding Judge. Harry
boper Of Kansas. is a veteran official
who has served at many a meeting
in this state as well as elsewhere.
Shuold BE Real Contest.
That first race tomorrow afternoon
should be contest worth going miles
10 see, If the dope counts for any
thing. Carondolet and Grays Favor
'fe, both Of them well known 10 Okla
Iona racing fans, should he the chief
contenders. Both started Saturday.
both won, and both are strong speed
ers. Saturday Gray's Favorite nego-
tiated five fUrlongs in / .02 2-5. the
fastest time of the day. and Carondo-
let won handily in a half milo dash
over fairly good field SATURDAYS
races should put both horses On edge
for today's clash. sad sam. Oklahoma
Irish and Watch Your Step. al now TO
he Sooner state, are the other three
starters IN the initial event of the
afternoon.
Two Go Six FurIongs.
There are two other short races on
the card. the second which will be
half-mile dash in which number of
speedy entries are listed, and the rifth.
fiNe-eiShths OF "A mile, whicn also
promises we'll. The two remaining
events are six furlongs. the third race
and the fifth. and each is filled with
coed contenders. A really CLASSY field
will face the barrier in the third rice.
Gibraltar, Barnard. Orbiculat.on. Osa-
pic, Ctelus md Magic Lantern are the
contenders. Verona, Pasha, san BE
nito and Nina X are -four Of the fast
field to start in the final event of the
day. Some high class racing is sure
to result with horses like these CON |
testing
Weather Outlook Good.
The threatening weather Saturday |
kept many fans from Tulsa and other 1
nearby points from attending the |
meeting. Tomorrow, however. prom 1
ises to be fair and with the track In |
excellent condition a good crowd is
expected out. Starter Stephens thot |
the track was in fine shape Saturday |
following the recent beating rains. |
and 1t should be lightning fast to-
morrow.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
YOUNG


The young expectant mother has
the right TO know more about those
secret processes of nature which
mean so much to her and her child.
The discomfort which precedes the
birth Of the child is due to a great
extent to the tension on the drawn
skin Of the abdomen.
By simple applications Of "Moth-
er's Friend" night and morning, !
the fine network Of nerves are
soothed; the muscles expand cas- \
ier; the skin becomes softer; the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Memphis g. little Rock y.
Nashville 3. Chattanooga 2.
Atlanta &, Mobile 2.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

summary: Runs, Schultz. Iinchman Baird
error, kopf two base hit. Ward stolen bases.
Neale. Fischer, double plays, Schneider TO
Chase to Groh 10 Bigee to Fischer. Fischer 10
Ward; bases on balls of Schneider 3. OF
Carlson 3; struck out, by Schneider 3, by
Time, .0.5
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

RETENTION, due
to closure Of pores
OF the skin and
non-artivity Of the
glands Of the body
or INVASION,
through the vari-
Gus channels Of en-
try to the body,
by countless dis
ease b e. . d / n .
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
Southern League.

Pittsburgh 3. Cincinnati 0.
Chicago 6. ST. Louis 3.
Only two games scheduled.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Dallas az Galveston.
Fort Worth at Beaumont.
Shreveport at san Antonio.
Waco at Houston.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Detroit 3. Chicago o.
81 Louis s. Cleveland 3.
Only two games scheduled.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

summary: Runs, Lipps, Murray . Blue,
Halliday ., Banner: errors, Price 8 Holman,
SOrey 3, CorZine: earned runs. Oklahoma City
3, sherman two. base hits, McCabe Pit
terson; home runs, Murray, Deats; bases on
balls, off Haag /. Off Corzine struck out
by iaag 6, by Corzine q left on bases OK
lahoma City 9, Sherman 6; double play,
liaag to Blue to Price. Umpire, Cahill.
Time 80
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Joplin 0. Des M0incs az innings).
Wichita 0-6. Lincoln 3-5
st. Joseph 3. Omaha 2
Sioux City Denver. postponed, snow.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Houston l. Waco 0.
Fort Worth g. Beaumont 0.
San Antonio I, Shreveport l
Dallas 4, Galveston |
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

force, ItTuINllhH
toxemia. or poisoning from katabohc
changes. First acute, the disease
later becomes chronic.
Rightly understanding these mat
ters, the experienced physician special
ist can trace the symptoms OF your
trouble back to their original cause;
and. il study and experience nave
taught him what they should have, he
will know what remedial agents 20
use and how to use them in such a
way as to overcome your disease and
restore you to health and strength.
firmly believe that there is NOT
ONLY HOPE BUT UST HEALTH
for almost all who earnestly and IN
telligently seek it; and ! am ready 10
place my services at the disposal Of
such persons. assuring them that |
have had broad, varied, and sue.
cessful experience in the treatment OF
the diseases of my specially. | hope
that | may be the means not only OF
restoring them to health but also OF
teaching them TO so live in the future
that sickness will become neglible
quantity with them.
/ TREAT: BLOOD and SKIN DIS
EASES; BLOOD POISON; EkI
TIONS KIDNEY. URINARY, AND
BLADDER DISEASES; oBSTRUC-
E1sES: CATARRHl and RHEuMA-
TISM; DISEASES OF THE ST0M.
ACH: NERVOUS. CHRONIC. and
SPECIAL DISEASES. ELECTRO
THERAPEUTICS -606-91I and BAG
TERIAL VACCINES used to combat
SPECIFIC INFECTIONS,
HOURS: 9 a. m. TO s p. m; Sun
days, o a. m. to l2 m.
nm cTnTTC Cnocia;isf
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Richter closed the round by whiffini
Flowers.
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H'UIt Dy IhhIhgs;
Detroit ..,...,.......... OlO OO2 6OO-S
thicago ...... ......-..... 600 600 000-O
summary: Runs. Young Cobb. Heilman;
errors, Il Jones Weaver; three. bafe hit
Cobb stolen base r. Collins: bases on balls
OF Fnher 2, off Mitchell :; ; struck out by
fnber 8, by Mitchell s. by Russell ~ Um.
pires Nallin and Evans. Time, 1:I2
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Nashville at Chattanooga.
New Orleans at Atlanta.
Mobile at Birmingham
Only three games scheduled.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

7 OIeaO 3, MhWHnFre q
Columbus 3. st. Paul o.
Louisville 7. Minneapolis 2
indianapolis 2. Kansas City ].
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

Totals ~ sam
tBatted for Russell in ninth.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

DR.. Stotts was
formerly Resident
Physician of Hot
Springs, Ark.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
GAMES TODAY.
Western Association

Oklahoma CITY at Tulsa.
Deni on at Muskogee.
Paris at Fort Smith.
Sherman at McAlester.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30
Totals $40 27l5l

fBatted for Corzine in ninth
Score by innings
Oklahoma City ......... 22l O2O 1Ot-s
sherman .............. 600 500 Ol3-7
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

AmeTlcan League.
ST. Louis at Cleveland.
Detroit at Chicago.
Philadelphia at Boston.
New York at Washington.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-04-30

National League.
Boston et Philadelphia.
Brooklyn at New York.
Chicago at ST. Louis.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
WHAT Is IT. N. To

With the fall OF Lsege in 1914 the
world heard Of n new and exceedingly
powerful explosive which had helped
10 blast the most modern OF fortresses
into mere powder, resolving the Gem.
en-, gun shelters into masses OF cracked
debris To that explosive was applied
the cabalistic title 1T. N. T." and
every reference 10 that now familiar
sign carries thought OF fear with Il,
The initials stand for the name TRIM.
trotoluol That chemical product was
known to chemistry as long ago as
1863, though only as a laboratory pro.
duct In 1891 Germany developed II as
military explosive. and from then
onward 1t became known TO other coun.
tries. Like picric acid. Il does not ex.
plode OF itself, but is always used with
illuminate. Its basis Ia toluol. a
water-whi,e liquid. and a chemical
cousin OF benzol,-both derived from
coal tar, which il treated with nitric
acid, the result OF which is three
classes of compounds, two OF which
are used In making dyes
Picric acid, which is made from car.
bolic acid, has not been industrially
made in Germany, In great quantities,
on account OF natural conditions. |
Toluol, however has been one OF the |
German natural products. So
that the making and use OF this new
explosive has been a more natural re.
suit Of physical conditions prevailing
in that country.
The world now knows to what
extent coal tar business
can aid national defense, and II has
come to pass, that the countries OF the
niles have found the value of T. N. T.
In the manufacture and success OF
their own explosives and munitions.
Chemical engineers will no doubt dis.
cuss many advanced theories and
formulas for the preparation OF mum.
lions, at the next convention OF the
American Chemical Society, and fur.
her developments in the line OF me.
iicinal remedies, disinfectants, dyes,
and dye-stuffs, will play an important
part in the advance OF the chemical
science and industrial progress OF this
great branch Of manufacture.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
Estate Of GEORGE ORNIS
Order of Notice VIII

State of Vermont, District of Man
chester SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
District of Manchester. To all persons
interested in the estate of George
orvis late of Manchester in said Dis
trict deceased Greetings:
At Probate Court, holden at Man
chester within and for said District on
the goth day of August 1917. an instru-
ment purporting to be the last VIII and
Testament of George Orvis late Of
Manchester in said District, deceased,
was presented to the Court aforesaid.
for Probate.
And II Is ordered by said Court that
the goth day of September 1917. at the
Probate Office in said Manchester. be
assigned for proving said instrument;
and that notice thereof be given to all
persons concerned. by publishing this
order three weeks successfully in the
Manchester Journal a newspaper circu-
lating in that vicinity, in said District,
previous to the time appointed.
THEREFORE. you are hereby noti-
fed to appear before said Court. at the
time and place aforesaid, and contest
the probate of said WILL If you have
cause.
Given Under My Hand at Manchester
in said District, this goth day of Aug
1873 EDWARD GRIFFITH, Judge.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
How to Hang q Skirt ~ Well 40 .
Tailor Does II.

There are few figures with both hips
alike. One is nearly always higher
than the other and this generally
causes some trouble to the home dress
maker In hanging skirts. A profess
sional dressmaker gives this advice
Before cutting the skirt get your exact
measurements. Draw the tape measure
snugly around the waist line, then
measure around the hips eight inches
from the waistline Mark down the
length from the waistline to the floor
in front, right hip, left hip and back.
In doing this you get the exact differ
ence In your hips, and corresponding
difference should be allowed when cut
ting the skirt.
Now measure the length Of the front
pattern. If too long lay tuck about
ten inches from the bottom. and do
this on all cores. Cut the smaller gore
first; that is, the one that goes over the
smaller hip, and then insert piece OF
paper to make up the difference in the
other hip. On no account should one
allow the extra inch or two at the
bottom. as 1t gives the skirt drawn
look and makes It stand out On that
side.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
IMPROVE OTTER CREEK ROUTE

The Herald's neighbor, the Brandon
Union, publishes q well-considered
tribute to the Otter Creek valley tour
ing route, from Manchester north
through Dandy, Wallingford, Rutland,
Pittsford, Brandon, Middlebury and
yergennes to Burlington and the lake.
The Union, however, is probably at
fault in suggesting that there is some
arbitrary attempt, south Of Manches-
ter, to divert tourists from the valley
to the western route, taking in Lakes
81. Catherine, Bomoseen, Hortonia
and ultimately swing over to Lake
Champlain through Bridport-
People who 60 that way have good
reasons. They 90 because they want
to see those gems Of lakes, even
though they miss Lake Dunmore,
which also calls for slight de,our, or
because the roads are better. Most
particularly do they 90 where the
roads are better, and the valley roads
through Rutland county, especially,
have no, been very good this year.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
RUPERT

Nineteen fresh air children are In
town for an outing of two weeks.
Miss Laura Kennedy passed the
weekend in Boston and Andover,
Mass.
Mr.. and Mrs. Myron Roberts are
spending several weeks in their cot
tage at Lake st. Catherine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Moore and
daughter Of New Jersey, have been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. II. F. Moore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Cleverdon and
daughter, Elizabeth are guests at +.
A. Sheldon's. Mr.. Cleverdon will re-
port at the officers training camp at
next week.
Fred Watrous, who was employed
by NJ. b. Sheldon, was killed by
lightning Friday morning while after
the cows. He is survived by his wife
and three children. The funeral took
place at 2 o'clock Sunday afternoon.
Interment was In the new Rupert
cemetery.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23
PERU

Mr.. and Mrs. d. X. Millington were
in Bennington on Saturday.
Delmer Stone is quite sick at pres
ent writing with severe cold.
A canning demonstration was he'd
at the village on Tuesday afternoon.
S. A. Sawyer and granddaughter
Lena Blodgett, Of Townshend, were in
town a few days of last week.
Work on the State road has been
begun, the work being done this year
between A. J. Simonds' house and
the village.
Most of the farmers have finished
haying, large crop having been har-
vested this year and number of
abandoned farms remain uncut for
lack of help.
Miss Jessie Farnum returned TO
Newport, r. l., this week to spend. a
few days before resuming her school
work. Master James Farnum return
ed with her.
Old Home Day was quietly observed
on Thursday. The Ladies' Aid held a
food sale on parsonage grounds and
a sale Of useful and fancy articles on
porch Of the Red Cross room. Both
sales brought in good sum Of money.
A smaller number Of visitors were
present this year but an enjoyable day
was spent A meeting Of the Histori-
cal Society was held in the evening.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1917-08-23

The train had stopped at a western
city and couple Of men got aboard
Soon afterward they got into CONVEX
sation with Connecticut Yankee to
whom they painted the glories Of the
city they had just left. The Yankee
stood it as long as he could and finally
remarked, that their city would be ali
right if it was only seaport.
well, how could we make it one -
they asked, cts a thousand miles
from the Gulf Of Mexico
why, all you'd have TO do is lay
two-inch pipe to the Gulf he re-
piled, land then if you can suck as
hard as you can blow, you'll have
water all round in an hour"