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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
IS GIVING HIS ALL
TO CAUSE OF ALLIES
Porter and Shoe Sinner Reserves
Only Enough Daily to
Keep Himself.

Eandusky. O.-Andrew Francis Pat
rick Mahon. sixty-seven years old. no
tel Porter and shoe sinner for more
than half century. is ''broke" from
doing his bit"
"But never was happier" says
Mahon. land until this war ends am
going to keep right on showing across
all the money can scrape together.
am going to place 1t where 1t will dc
the most good"
Throughout the Red Cross campaign,
Mahon turned over daily his receipts
for the day. less what it cost him 70,
meals What he ate cost him from Gu
to IS cents a day. Several times he
paid to the Red Cross committee sums
exceeding So
NOW I'm going to start to save 80
can buy some more liberty bonds
when Uncle Sam finds it necessary tu
noat another ISSUE" said Mahon. 'By
practicing the strictest economy |
ought to be able to subscribe for sew
eral Of the 500 denomination"
He was the first to subscribe. He
took $1,000 worth In the name Of 4
steps0n. -
uncle Sam has got to win" he said
II am too old to fight In the trenches
but I'm not too old to- help sustain
three or four youngsters who can light
Every penny can scrape together
over and above what 1t costs me to
keep myself In working trim Uncle
Sam and the allies are going to get"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
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|. ARRANGES DISPLAY :
. AND sALESROOM !
L IN BASEMENT ::

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Something new in the way OF ga
rage facilities is being worked out by
w. E. Bronson of the Bronson Motor
Car company, local Overland repre-
sentatives, in the construction OF a
special display and salesroom In the
basement of the company's large
building at Seventh and Main streets
The room will be commodious
enough to permit Of the exhibition OF
five popular Overland models at one
time and is so situated as to be away
from the usual noise and confusion
around a garage. Mr.. Bronson thinks
it will be popular innovation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
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I. YOUTH KILLED !.
: NEAR ROCHESTER, (.

! Grant Bonn, an 18-year-old +
= boy, who was setting chokers in +
= the camp Of the N. & NJ. Lumber +
:. company, near Rochester, was +
i instantly killed Monday evening I.
i when a log few around and +
:. struck him. Coroner Edward +
: Newell was notified, and the re- I.
!. mains were removed to the 4.
!. Newell parlors in Centralia, +
: pending funeral arrangements. !.
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
FIRE WHISTLE BRINGS BOY.
Little One Was Lost, but Hs Came In
to CnQuiro.

Little One Was Lost, but tis Came In
to Inquire.
Logansport, Ind.-Jimmy Slagle, aged
four. had been missing from his home
here all day. Neighbors Joined in the
search, and later Mrs. Slagle notified
the police.
The siren whistle at the electric light
plant. which is blown when a fire
alarm is turned in to notify people to
shut OF the water. was used In an
effort to arouse the citizens.
Soon the newspaper Offices and police
headquarters were swamped with calls
to know the meaning of the extended
blowing Of the whistle. They were
notified that the Slagle boy was lost.
and general search Of the city began.
Toward evening Jimmy walked into
fire station in the business part Of
the city, pulling a wagon behind him.
He said he heard the whistle and want
ed to know about the fire.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
FLAcwoMEN At CROSSINGS
Pennsylvania Limos, Short Of Men
Now Hiring 0irls.

Pennsylvania Limos, Short Of Men,
Now Hiring 0irls.
Newfield. N. J.-Thousands Of excur
sionists on the electric lines Of the
West Jersey and Seashore railroad be-
tween Camden and the seashore stared
In establishment at q young woman
wearing q trim. dark blue straw hat
and large. orange colored goggles, who
stood guard over the main grade Cross
ing In the town.
This nagman IL Miss Daise Ward.
the first girl to take up the job ut Gag.
ging trains on the Pennsylvania lines
in this part of the country. Miss Ward
may soon have many women coinpai,-
ions on other parts of the division. as
the railroad officials have sent out mo-
tees to their station agents and fore
men to employ women for these places
wherever possible in order to free men
for. the section gangs. in which the
railroad Is shOrthanded.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
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WON MAXWELL IN
CONTEST-BUYS NEW .
MODEL THIS WEEK .
+ + i. + + i. f. /. !. !. + i. 4. !. +

+ + + + + i 8. + + :. !. :. ! + :. + +
John Gunstone of South Union.
whose daughter, Miss Eunice, won
the Maxwell touring car given away
by The Washington Standard in its
subscription contest four years ago.
walked into Elmer c. Tew's garage
the other day and bought another
Maxwell. He told Mr.. Tew he would
keep the old car and use 1t for ''bum-
ming around" for It is still in fine
shape in spite Of considerable rough
usage.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
LEGHORNs PRODUCE EGGS AT
LESS COST.
Superiority. as Layers, Over Gcueral-
Purpose breeds Shown by Recent
Feeding Test.

Washington, D. C.--Leghorns pro-
duce eggs cheaper than hens of the
general-purpose breeds - Plymouth
Rocks, Wyandottes, Rhode Island
Reds, and Orpingtons. This fact.
which confirms the belief and expe-
rience OF commercial poultry farm
ers, was one of the results obtained
in a rather extensive feeding test re-
Gently reported by poultrymen of the
United States Department Of Agricul-
ture. Because they lay as many or
more eggs, eat only about IS pounds
Of feed per head as compared with 10
to s. pounds eaten by the general
purpose breds, and because their egg
yield very materially exceeds that OF
general-purpose breeds during their
second and third laying years. Leg
horns, the specialists say, undoubted-
ly are more profitable to keep for the
production Of eggs only.
In this test the feed cost Of dozen
eggs for one of the Leghorn pens was
7.34 cents in 1913 while the average
cost OF all the pens of the general
purpose breeds was 10.6 cents. In
1914 the feed cost Of a dozen eggs
for the same pen Of Leghorns was 81
cents as against an average cost OF
1871 cents for the second laying year
of the general-purpose pens. During
their third laying year the cost OF a
dozen eggs was S.S cents compared to
1876 cents for the general-purpose
fowls. The total value Of eggs per
hen over feed cost in the Leghorn pen
for three years was 1854 against
$3.50 for the general-purpose hens.
The highest egg production obtained
in any Of the feeding experiments up
to 1915 was BY = pen Of Leghorns.
which laid 1875 eggs per hen. at a
feed cost of 6.7 cents q dozen.
The Leghorns produce smalle;
eggs than the general-purpose breeds:
The average weight of the eggs of d
pen of Leghorns during the first lay
ing year was LAP pounds per dozen
as against 1853 to 1.5S pounds for the
other pens. However, Leghorns lay
ing eggs weighing 1.50 pounds per
dozen or even more, the specialists
say, have been selected and bred by
many poultrymen. An examination
in May, 1915, of 500 eggs from three
Leghorl pens showed that 81 per
cent weighed more than two ounces
apiece, or $50 pounds to the dozen.
The value per dozen of the eggs
produced by the Leghorns was from !
to cents less each year than the
eggs Of general-purpose hens. This
difference is due to the fact that the
general-purpose breeds are better
winter layers than the Leghorns
while the latter give a higher pro-
duction in the spring and summer
Very few Leghorns become broody
which probably materially affects
their egg yield as compared with the
general-purpose breeds. Better fer.
tility in the eggs, especially with
stock confined to the yards, is more
often secured with Leghorns than
with the general-purpose or any OF
the heavier breeds.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
SHOE FOOLS BOOTBLACKS.
Trio Of Wounded Tommies Has One
Leo Left to Stand on.

London.-Three invalid soldiers In
wheel chairs propelled themselves rap
idly through a crowded railway station
here to a bootblack stand and demand
ed that their shoes be shined In a
hurry. Three bootblacks rushed for
ward. pulled aside the coats thrown
over the laps Of the soldiers and found
that two of the men had no legs. while
the third had only one.
The soldiers laughed uproariously,
the crowd joining in the demonstration
of mirth.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
VICTORY IN THE AIR
Ten Thousand Planes Would De-
mcraIize German Army. )
AIRSHIPS EYES OF TROOPA

sNssOsISGVo UaNV oVok NVSoeOtO
WorId-commsnd Of Air Means Best
Defense Yet Found Against subma-
rines-unitsd States Has Big Chance
to Win War.
Washington. - AerOplanes are the
eyes Of an army. Without aerOplanes
the guns cannot see where to fire, the
soldiers where to 80. Without aero
planes the enemies forces and the DIS
tribution thereof, their reserves and
their supplies, their lines Of communf-
cation and their railroads are alike
unknown. Consequently, without aero
planes our troops will fight in dark
Eess, as blind men would fight. They
will be killed in darkness, as blind men
would be killed, says Porter Emerson
Browne Of the Vigilantes.
1t is no more fair to ask soldiers to
60 out and fight without aerOplanes
than it would be to send them out
without guns. or ammunition. or food.
or shoes, or hospitals. or surgeons.
Aeroplanes have become perhaps the
most important part of the equipment
Of an army today. This France and
England and Germany alike have rec
ognized. II the United States should
fail to recognize this, 1t will pay dear
~ In men. in blood and in defeat for
its ignorance and its obstinacy.
And this Is not all AS aerOplanes
are the eyes Of an army. so are they
becoming, with every tick Of the clock,
to mean more.
England may still control the seas.
But for this control Germany Is max.
ing her and all her allies pay a bitter
price. Like 1t or like it not we must
admit that so far the German subma.
rine In it's sphere is supreme. Checked
it can be. but 1t cannot as yet be
scotched.
On land armies can be locked for
months. even for years. A stunning
preponderance of heavy artillery may
mean a mile or SO advance. But every
mile OF such advance means months Of
preparation and the careful boarding
Of munitions.
On one frontier. and one frontier
alone. Is Germany unprotected, open
and vulnerable. That is the air.
And 1t Is to this frontier that the
United States, struggling into war un-
ready and uneQuipped, should turn its
face.
For, AZ scouting aeroplanes have be-
come the eyes Of an army, 20 have
bombing and machine gun planes
grown to be the weapons with which
it cSn reach a foe protected by de-
lenses on land and sea. The air alone
is the unguarded element And It win
not be unguarded long.
Soldiers and guns and supplies will
be long In reaching our allies. But
aeroplanes and aviators We can send
them, and swiftly, and Americans
make the best aviators In the world.
1t is possible and more than possi-
BILE that victory on land and sea lies
with victory in the air. The command
Of the air means that we see while
the Germans become blind. It means
the best defense yet found against the
dcpredations Of the submarines. And,
developed to its possible limits, It
means q great, new weapon that lies
to our hands ready to use. Ten thou
sand aeroplanes, properly manned and
equipped. would insure the utter de-
moralization Of the Germans on the
western 'front.'
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
To Limit Street Repairs.

Decision not to spend any Of the
funds OF the city street department
next year in repairing such streets
that have not already been improved
by grading, travelling or paving
through local improvement projects.
was taken by the city council at an
adjourned meeting Tuesday evening.
on the ground that it is necessary to
hold down expenses.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
Sell Buick and Big Truck.

The Rose-Nepple Auto company re-
ports the delivery this week of 4
Model E-49 six-cylinder Buick tour
ing car, a 7-passenger model, to Ar
thur w. Sapp Of Bordeaux, and Of a
two-ton G. NJ. c. truck to e. McCros-
tie, who will use the machine IN haul
ing lumber at Potlatch.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
Chestnut Street to BE Opened.

Chestnut Street to BE Opened.
General Hazard Stevens submitted
to the council this week deed for
a 30-foot right-of-way from Park
street south on Chestnut, to permit
the opening of Chestnut street, and
the city clerk was instructed to adj
vertise for bids for the improvement.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
Auto Turns Turtle; Rider Unhurt.

Wright. Kan.-I. ". Steinmate OF
Macksville was travelling along road
west Of here in his new six cylinder
auto and smoking corncOb pipe when
rear tire on the car exploded, The
machine turned turtle. bury.ng the
driver beneath When Steinmate
crawled out he still held his pipe In
lis mouth The body Of the auto was
demolished
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
FRUIT FOR SOLDIERS.
Colorado Woman Gives Whole Crop e
the Troops.

Denver.-Mrs. John McDonOugh has
given to the Woman's State auxiliary
OF the national guard y ten acre tract
of land on which are growing plums,
cherries, peaches and apples, in order
that the boys of the militia may have
their fill OF fruit as fast as it ripens
Details will be sent to pick the fruit.
Whatever fruit is left will be canned
and preserved for distribution among
the soldiers later.
Mrs. McDonough has opened large
kitchen to committee, where all fruit
not consumed from the trees will be
canned.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
NOW FEED THEIR HOGS
ON ICE CREAM CONES

Chicago new food for hogs I
) has been found in the use Of ice
) cream cones Recently Edward
) and Nelson Morris. packers. pur- Z
, chased several tons OF broken :
. cones from manufacturers at $26
; a ton and fed them to hogs as an
; experiment. Corn costs from
$3.50 to $40 Il bushel. and the 4
; ice cream cone diet not only Z
) proved saving Of money. but :
1t produced superior class Of :
; hogs. according to the Morrises.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31
Deliver Three Chevrolets.

Deliver Three ChevrOlets.
The Capital Transit & Repair COM
pany reports the delivery Of Chevrolet
Four-Ninety touring cars this week
to Mrs. May Pool Of Yelm, Frank Ko-
tick of Little Rock and #. w. Ehlbam
of Olympia.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1917-08-31

There Is no use 10 having the grass
knee-deep around the house all sum-
mer. The thing to do 10 to get .
lawn mower and have q nice. we'll
kept lawn.--Western Farmer.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02

Henry N. Munshaur and Miss Vir-
ginia Smith, OF Liberty, were married
at LibertytoWn, On Wednesday by
Rev. " A. Miller.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02
WHERE W. GET OUR DUST
In Houses II Is Largely Fluff Worn
0ff of Fabrics, investigator d.
covers.

Analysis at the Rensselaer, Poly
technic institute, at Troy, N. Y-, Of
dust collected by a vacuum cleaner
shows that most household dust f. fluff
from fabrics. What lit was formed
Of iS reported 10 Science by R. R.
Rees. There was human hair and
other hair probably derived from soft
hats. There were wool and cotton
fbers from clothing. sand from the
mud tracked I'm on shoes and the
gradual pulverizing Of the floor wings
from dead flies and paper from book
leaves; lime, probably from the plas-
ter of the walls; iron from the nails
of shoes. carbon from coal smoke, salt
from perspiration.
One grain Of the dust was shaken
with sterile water and $4,000 bacteria
were found in it. Many colon bacilli
were separated. These came from
coughing, sneezing and possibly 60
pectoration, and were held by the dust.
The little rolls of dust that accumu-
late under beds and in the corners Of
ill-kept rooms are composed largely Of
fluff worn off clothes, blankets and car
pets. The Popular Science Monthly
had "a bit OF this dust placed under "a
microscope with reflected light and
photographed. On this 1T comments
that W. speak correctly OF clothes BE-
ing sworn," and that we might also
speak Of wearing sheets and other
bedclothes, because the fibers are
worn away In much the same manner
as a carpenter wears away the sur
face of wood when he sandpapers it.
Drafts and other currents or air watt
these fibers to and fro until they col
'lect ira small clusters Of fuff- The bits
attract others and soon the aerial dot-
sam is collected into little rolls Of
dust.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02
MARRIAGE AND ITS MEANING.
Happiness Only an Incident, It. Real
Purpose Is Protection of Fam
iIy Idea.

saThe individualist believes that hap
piness is the purpose Of marriage"
writes Margaret Deland.
The purpose Of marriage IL the pro-
lection of the family idea. Happiness
and marriage may 20 together; God
send they dol But III the incident Of
happiness is lost, duty remains; the
obligation Of contract remains; mar
riage remains At remains, even though
for profoundly righteous reasons the
principals have seen fit to separate By
the width OF the world.
Marriage Il Civilizations method Of
remaining civilized. It is deep with
the elemental human pulses Of life Tor
generations which are to come; 1T -
solemn with its opportunities of spirit
ual insight through suffering; 1T is
dreadful with it, sense of response
bility for the ideal Of permanence,
which makes US men and women and
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02

John J. Reindollar, prominent
citizen of Fairfield died at hi home
in that place, january 20, after an ill-
ness caused by complication OF dis
eases. He was aged Sc years, /
month and 26 days
IT, wa born in TaneytOwn, but
spent much or his life In Fairfield,
where he conducted general store
He moved to Fairfield S2 years ago.
The deceased IL survived by TWO
sons. Robert ReindolIar and Carroll
Reindollar both of Fairfield. His wife
who before her marriage was Miss
Annie Shugh, Taneytown, died ten
years ago. One brother, Charles y.
Reindollar, Uniontown, and three sis-
tiers. Miss Ada ReindOllar, Fairfield;
Mrs. James Gait and Mrs. r. B. Eng
lar. Taneytown, also survive. Inter
ment was made in TaEeytoWn-
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02

Missionary society. A pleasant So
cial hour followed, during which
period the committee served cake ana
coffee.
On Saturday evening, February 10,
beginning at p. TO-, the Lutheran
Aid will have it, annual chicken and
oyster supper.
On Tuesday evening, January 80,
the members of the Rebekah Lodge,
No. lis, I. %. 10. F., were invited to the
home of DR.. Jacob Sherman in honor
of the birthday of his wife. Tt has
been customary tO celebrate each
members birthday at the Lodge by
serving refreshments Mrs. Sherman
has been closely housed the past
month suffering from "a nervous
breakdown, though convalescent she
does not go out, so the members went
To her. They enjoyed "a most pleas
ant evening. Refreshments were
served
Rev. Frank IT. Blatt, pastor of Trim
lily Reformed church, will preach "a
series or sermons on the 400th ami
versary of the Reformation of the
church, beginning with next Sunday
evening Rev. Blatt will have Pre-
paratory service, February II, and
communion the following Sunday,
February 18-
The children or Mr. George Ensor
have been seriously i'll with pneu-
monia.
Mrs. T- .. Land spent last week in
Baltimore, a guest Of Rev. and Mrs.
Barnhart.
Miss Estell Kneller, whose arm was
seriously burned, II slowly recover
ing.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02

Lncabaugh.

MFRS. Catherine LuGahaugh died
TUESDAY, January 3O, w the home ~
her daughter, Mrs. Daniel Krebs, 1925
Chestnut street, Baltimore. She was
the wife 0f the lata Henry W. Luca-
baugh, d well known farmer OIL Car
roll county. Mrs. Lucabaugh was
born June Gath. 1928. She III SUI
viFed by three sons and two daugh-
tiers, az follows: r. 2. Lucabaugh,
of Baltimore; Theodore Lucabaugh,
of Petoria, Ill-; VIM E Lucabaug1,
of Alesia; Daniel Krebs. OH Balti-
more; Mrs. Elizabeth List, Of Balti-
more; also 12 grandchildren, 23 great
grandchildren and great-great-
grandchildren The funeral service
was held today at Lineboro, in Laza-
rus Reformed church, OF which the
deceased wa va member The Rev.
Ray FL. Dotterer, Or Trinity Reformed
Church, of Baltimore, and Rev. Y. Il.
Blatt, of Manchester, officiated- fn-
torment in the family Lot in the Line
boro cemetery.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02

Mr. and Mrs David G. Hook and
family spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. William Baker Mrs. Baker has
been quite sick. Other guests were
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Magin, Of
Smallwood, and Mr.. and Mrs. John
Baker and family
Mr Columbus A Shipley visited his
mother and '. sister, Mrs. Elizabeth
Shipley and Mrs. Robert Wheeler
Tuesday evening
Miss Marie Polster A. spending sew
eral weeks IN Westminster, visiting
MIR. and Mrs Joseph Ditman- Mr.
Lester POlster was guest ofr theirs
from Saturday until Monday. -
Mr.. Albert Gibson spent Tuesday
with Mr. and Mrs Ulysses Smith, and
visited his father, MIR William Glib
son, who has been i'll.
James, son of Mr.. and Mrs. James
Schneider, il or the sick list
Mr. and Mrs Joseph Ditman were
Tuesday guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. An
drew Polster
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hughes and
family visited MIR. and Mrs. M. IT,
Conner, Sunday.
Our school has been closed this
week Oh account of tn teacher, Mr
Grove y. Shipley, being hurt. by an
automobile near his home, at Bird
Hill, Saturday night
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02
On With the Feud.

For tx years bitter feud had G
listed between the Browns and Robin
sons, next-door nefghbors. The trou-
BIZ had originated through the depre-
dations of Browns cat and had grown
so fixed an affair that neither party
ever dreamt OF making up." One day,
however, Brown sent his servant with
a peace-making note for Mr.. Robinson,
which read:
'Mr. Brown sends hi compliments
to Mr.. Robinson, and begs to state that
his old cat died this morning.
Robinson's reply was bitter:
''Mr. Robinson Is sorry to hear Of
Mr.. Browns trouble, but he had not
heard that Mrs. Brown was ill-"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02
BORDER NEWS.

Mrs. William 4. Benson Is very i'll
at present writing.
IL. 81 Tracey has taken the agency
" for the Chalmers automobile.
j. F. Armacost received a carload
of Maxwell automobiles last week.
Mrs. Bernard Oursler il It'll with
infiammatOry rheumatism.
The rumor Of the new bank at
Arcadia seems to have about subsid-
ed It A. thought there will mot be
any financial institution started at the
above place for the present, at least.
It IL thought that the Hampstead
Reisterstown bus, discontinued some
time ago, on account or bad condition
of roads, will stop altogether.
William IT, Brown still has about
100 barrels or corn It'd husk Mr.
Browns whole crop probably totaled
seven or eight hundred barrels.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-02-02
Speaking Of Appetites.

"a huge eating competition had been
held BY some brawny sons OF toll FRI a
country town in Yorkshire, and one of
the competitors had succeeded in dis
posing or leg or mutton, a plentiful
supply Of vegetables, and a plum pud-
ding, the whole washed down with CO.
pious drafts Of ale.
He was unanimously declared the
winner, and was being triumphantly
escorted home when he turned to his
admirers, and said:
"Ah say, lads, don't thee say nowt
of this to my ole woman, OF she won't
tie me no dinner Toronto Globe.