davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-12-28
BALTIMORE LEADS AMERICA IN
THE RECORD OF GOVERN
MENTAL ECONOMY.

The Federal Census shows that the
administration cost" in Baltimore
City is lower than in any other city in
the country.
The per capita administration
cost" in Baltimore City is only $1.70,
while in other cities, of Baltimore's
class, the cost is greater
The per capita cost of all general
departments in the State of Maryland
is SASS as compared with Baltimore's
administration costs of only $1.7O per
capita.
The following list will show Balti-
more's ranking for governmental &C.
onomy as cmpared with the other cit
les of the so-called "first-class":
Dor 70
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13

9isle 2lusabe made i9 nidt. I'm
bamit unieren grpOrteuren u,tn Ja'
MitGnien einsn @oripurf ou mahen.
9ielmebr mo9ie Id ibnen nabeie9en,
lpsniser on @usniisuHs zines aeittDsi'
Iissn 8ortbsiIs su bsnien. aIs aiil
@tabIirung eines bausrnbeu uHb lei'
tenben pldbes i'm SanDeI nit Glib
glmeria. A5ir miiien bic 0runblass
bafiir melt tisftr lessn. aIs bas aesen'
ipartia ssftiebt unb In folder aDeife,
bab mir uns ben euten DilIen Der
iii6samerianijden G.lbdfisDeIt fiir
bic 3utunft iihsrn. Was mir ben6'
tbissn, 1T gr6bers 9leidmdbisteit in
ben tommsr,ieilenWetb iuis in ben
G,eieesn. sr6bere Si4erbeii unb 3u'
perldbistsit Der finansisIlsn gersinba'
rungen unb aIlmGIise @efeitisuns jes
nsr Rsgierunss Wetbobeu, ipel4e
bdufia fir bic GnttpidIuns intsrna'
nalen SonbsIs Elm ernitts 5inSerniB
bilbeu.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13

melt nit gaiitii4t barauf tunbsiebt.
bab unIere sisenen Gabritanten ben
lmitanb aus5pniisen fuhen, bab be
Siib 2tmsrituner BON ihren friiberen
europdiI6en g3s3ussquellen abees
f6nitten iinb Das nebnlen unlers
grportsurs gum glnlaB, ni6t aIIstn
unperbaltnibmdbis bobe preiIs 5li
forbern, ioHbsrn ibrsn IiiDsamertiants
I6en aunbsn aan briidenbs @ers
pfIi9tunsen be1iisliG finansieller ars
rangements auf3uerlsgen. Sb nit
Reht obsr NIT llnrett. berrid)t Die
enti4isbsne 9lniiat DOT. baB bic Der.
Stadtsn nur auf glusniiben Der bers
5eitisen profitsslsssnbeit bsba4t fino,
Obne bic gaiis fiir bnusrnpe tommsrs
Siells 9s5iebuHsen 3u bem 5onbsI bon
2atino 9lmsrita su f4dffen.
Der Referent fagte: 1Wir ipllten
uns ni9t in 6infi9t auf Dus tdus
fhen, mas b.m @nbe bee europaii9tn
Rrieges unuitteIbur folgen miro.
Mie i9 mid iiber5eugt babe. febnen
fid bic latino = ameriionifdsn Gs,
f4dftsleuts banaH, bic Be5iehuHeeH
nit ben europdii9en unb insbeionbsre
nit ben beuti9sn Jubrifanten tpiebsr
duf5unsbmen. Sbatfd&li9 liebt Der
jiibameriiunij6e 9dn6Itr bem GRos
bss sur0paifHea RriegsS eatSsssH ati
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
Su Serfaufen - ssianOs

ss Rcftn gpteIet 9tano nit ~
Rcnen gluHi uuh Hdnf, s265. John SrtfttHa
1928 @alHa Str. dltsiiss giarp.sans In
Cincinnati tnlkec
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
Gen. SaetOw iiber bic Gage.

Die in Berlin erideinenbe ngonti'
mental Zines psr0ffsnili&t cine In.
terreouns, bic ibr Witarkiter, be,
ameritdniitN Sberit gbipin Gmerior
in Sofia nit bem bulgarii&en Obsr'
befebIsbaber General Sdeiop bate,
9on ben ashberunssn S6sioips ieisil
i'm nahitebeneen stniss br intsreiian'
teitsn pitosrs.gsben:
.Stratesifb bilbtn ale unisrs
Gronten unb bic nod mannigfnltige'
rem 5ronten unierer 0erbiinbeten sin.
eiHbeitli6e Jront Mas unI,re Der
tlnbsien beriibrt, Oh in perIisn, In
qilbanien. obsn i'm f6ne,igen Rur'
lorb ober I'm naFen 5ianbsrR, be-
trifft duh rns an Der untsrsn Dpnoii
Dbsleih urItrs sieeitn SnuptfeIc5iig!
eIiidlid ssiponnsn iinb NIT Der mill.
tarifdsn grIsbisuns Srbisns, Wlon'
ientsros nnb yiumdniena unb nit Der
fur uns faIi erreidten Befrtiung Wa'
asboniens, 10 ipirb nuf bititm Hriegss
i1auplab cod ipsitsr gsiGmpft iper'
ben miiiIen. iolanse bic gntenttnddts
nidt BON ibrtr anmaBuns dbIaifsn,
iiber bic gdhidf bes Haben Sftens 3lI
berfiieem, unb foInnge irsbeionbne
RublaHb ieins MnfpriiHt auf aon.
fiantinopsl, jolange England unb
syransrsiG ihrs Wsrseipaltisune grie.
dtnIunbs iir1 nlassbonisns, unb 10.
IIanse :ssalss isiay psdssufisnsa s,!j
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
Jalide GeiddftspOlitif i'm Der
febr nit Siib.Mmerifa.

Der lsbtsr Snss In gBafbinstor
fiattssfunbeneu fiinften SabrestcnDen'
tipn Der Ser. Staatens5anbeIstam'
mer bat Der @enerilfetretdr, 8. g
Rofpe, Der SntsrnatiOnalen 5o4tom'
milton einen geri9t iiber feline gr'
fa6runsen in Siibsglmeriia eritattet.
Der allseneine gufmertfamfeit erregs
te. Der @enannte iaste II. o.:
Wdbrenb Der beiben leBten Sabre
babe i6 aussebebnts Souren bur4 bic
adrber SiibzNmeritas gsma9t unb
bin babel notbDenbig Der tieFen @ers
ftimmuna geDabr setDorbsn, tpst1s jt9
II BET Reconsideration Gsi@Sftss
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
@alOna unb bi. sanse aIbantidk aHR!

Wafona unb bic sanse dIbdHHtk Rulis
uiht dufgebeu.
.Das mir jeBt f5on bur4 bic Nii'
bilfe unierer pradtigen 9srbiinosisn
in RumdHieu erransen nno nod lpsl'
ter erringen, 1T BON groBisr Hdtsriel'
ler Wi6iigieit fiir uns ale, aber inss
bsionbers fir 9suif9Ianb uno DETER
reihellngorn, neil ibre Seere bisis
materielItn GeiDinniie btfsr Dertper'
tben i6nnen aIs mir.
sSt fpre6e jebi Don ben rumGni
fhen geireibsporrdtbtn unb Don Del
fotpie bonn snnsen 8etriebe Der Del.
quslIen iinb Raffintrisn unb aud pom
S6IadtDieb uno ben Sduten, b.rsn
geidIasnabme in 70 erfrsuIit srobsn
Ussngsn unferen peItii6sH gunbes-
briioern sstpib seIegeH fam. gpir
gnlsaren fi.ien taum esipubt, mas
mir nit all Dem 3sus MAIDEN follisn;
oagessn fielsn AUDI uns in RumdHisn
lpiIltommsne ariesabeuten IN ben
Shob, iHsbefcnbers bic pisl.n rumd.
niihsn Gelbs nnb Gebirasbaitsrisn
bon mpbsrnsm arupps unb Grsu5ot.
Wuiitr. bic mir gut sebrauden Ton.
nen, du9 bic pielen neiien rumdnis
iden aiitenpas,n nit saH5en 3iissn
bon Gijsbobnfpnsen uno rieutn 2olo'
motiDsn. fopi. Disls 5esrben pon
junsen pferben, bic uniere GapnlIeris
unb G,Ibnriillsrie fir RsmOnie5psd,
fsbr seltsen idnen.
.Jm JriibIing, tDenn bic Wsge
tpisosr gangbarsr perbtn inb nsus
Wlunitions5ufubren aus Gn1lonb.
ameriia unb Jnpan Bel unfertn gss.
nern iih fpisbtr nngebduft babsn. ers
ipartsn mir tpieber Elm nod fpilberss
auffladern bu Dfftnfipp.rfu&e unTss
rer sytinbe. Mdbriheinlih sund9it in
fgrdnfrtih, obsr ssitIith saiammsn-
bdnsenb NIT ntuen bIutigm OffsrIis
pen entlnng Der arnben ruIiiIHtn
fyrpnt unb on bsr Sfisrrsidifmg Ill
penfroni. Qfu6 bier i'm Cfien, nnb
fptiier 6Iilih. rsrbsn unTers s5einbs
jsbsHfals non ii6 t5rsH laiTtn, nbtr
mir fehsn bisim nsiisn QlnISufsn NIT
iyoffunu sniessen. lIeberhaupt bin it
Der Meinuns, bnb bic bsutThsn Gss
feniiplinim In Rorbirnntrei9 uno no
len ldnait 70 tart geipprbsn Iirb. bnf,
foaur Elm glapplecn Norapnrts NIT
nll fefnsm aritssgenius bdssgen taum
aufidme.
.gDir 9uladrsn foipis unftrs mS&
tigea 9erbiinbstsn iDtrbtn nnh unI.r
rem enbaiiIiissn Gisas itorlsr baIsben
als ie supor. unb unfsr pilnbniB ipiro
70 iti asfitttt fsin, bub itius Mib,rs
iinnbsfraft nniereH Jtinb,n fplh.n
Refpsit dbgeippnnfn bnben ipirb, bds
ipr Hufgnren bnrduf buuen s6nnsu,
tnbIl@ einmaI ouf benz Dufluu ,yriss
ben gu tabsu fils ru5tu Nhiltirea.
zin 3Jare's
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
gereius.gu3eigen.

8ermnnia aose 9o. 113, 3. Q. g. 4.
Sisrinii sur EaAfj6t bds Hrlibet gtrili.
ga6aer efIiotben ~ iinb ON ItsHfiae, u. Deb.
innr, BON 1rnnerbauie ans. 30. 1850 xrenioni
mslu ftb IN t6rer hune I'M 1 80 ibr 4a6nti'
tags, mn Dem Bsrft0rbsnsu bic iesif etrs sn
sfipetfeu.
gsrb SatntsIeI S<!t- II
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13

elmer UsrbeiBuna Der Gmansipirans
BON ben iibermdEisen 4nForSerui,een
Der riors amsriiuuH4sn DrnsalsH'
tlst
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
Die Grutoroatts Snfins Cd
fars ,,fokafiftrt".

Der eiusis iuabrs unb suDsrldHise gs'
riAt, Der ie perOffentli4t fporOer.
entnommen bem rDmifd,en Sases
bIatt BON benz 1atum ienes entiess
li@sn Greianihes.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1917-02-13
Sn perfanfsu-Sarmen.

eGnb adufsr Efursn Sls fiir sn
9gerIplnr bes ein5taen -ldnb euners Dtnen,
etns., aber 200 tdru<tatgnins IN isher dut.
aabs Gneesstsf bon 9igrufhimern uIb ueen.
ten bon ifbem Staut 80 Sfiisn. tatfcsr
viJbrue In sirei Jurttn. &c per Sabt,
HRcudfs Iot genb Bubers lqGg 10
stns. Gsst. 9 40. Irarr, gcpa
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
ELEVATOR MANAGERS MEET

The midsummer meeting Of the Di-
rectors and Managers association OF
Farmers Elevators will be held in Far
go, N. D. during the interstate fair
from July "a to rs inclusive. The con-
vention will discuss bookkeeping
methods for farmers elevators with
view to finding a unified method that
can be adopted generally. 1t is said
there are so different systems of book
keeping in use in the farmers eleva-
tors now, none of which is wholly sat
isfactory. Plans for extending the in
fluence of the organized elevators with
a view to getting better prices for the
farmers, will be taken up.
The meeting will be open to all man
ayers and directors Of farm organiza-
tions in the entire Northwest, and all
are requested to attend.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19

North Dakota"
Editor Nonpartisan Leader:
On July about 500 people gathered
in our little city to hear Mr.. A. E.
Bowen. Before the speech Mr.. Bowen
put the question whether he should
give the ordinary patriotic address
that has been given on the fourth of
July for the last 14O years or give
strong Nonpartisan speech.
The people decided in favor of the
Nonpartisan speech.
Mr.. Bowen showed US clearly that
we are free people in name only. He
discussed President Townley's o-call-
ed Unreasonable uterances," proved
conclusivefy that they were in reality
the words of a patriot and he praised
the Grand Forks Herald for the good
work it was doing for Baer by cam
paigning against him.
(MISS) NELLIE LAMPKIN
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
What the Leaders Readers Say
EYES OPEN NOW
Sherwood, N. D.

Sherwood, N. D.
Editor Nonpartisan Leader:
Your cartoon in last weeks Leader,
biting the Hand that Feeds Him."
puts me in mind Of a story:
Two men were canvassing the coun-
try selling bull dog pups. One was
selling Republican pups and the other
Democratic pups. Two months later
these same men were canvassing the
same territory again but they were
selling Nonpartisan pups. They were
asked how it came that the pups had
changed their politics, and they said
that they HAD THEIR EYES OPEN
NOW.
1 have been a member of the League
since it started and I think you have
opened the eyes Of a good many peo-
pie. 1 hope you will go on publishing
articles and sending them to all the
League readers in the different states
and throughout the United States to
open the peoples eyes in this crisis Of
war.
HENRY A. HURDELBRINK.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
MORE TREASON

Congressman P. D. Norton renarks:l
IF just provisions for the taxation Of
large incomes and of excess war prof.
it's are made there will be no need at
this stage of the war for taxes on tea
coffee, sugar and other necessities OF
the poorer classes of our population"
The Congressman had better form
himself into a hollow square, to wait
the charge of the Home Guards that
is coming to him after such IN utter
ance The idea Of taxing incomes and
profits Treason sedition, anarchy!
The common people, whom God loved
because he made SO many of them,
were made-as everybody knows
with broad backs and patient souls to
carry the burdens that the privileged
classes place upon them.-PER1-
SCOPE, Fargo, N. D.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
A MINNESOTA MEETING

On account Of the heavy rain of the
evening previous and the overhanging
clouds during the morning hours, but
few cars were in New Ulm until late
during the morning. By noon there
were hundreds of farmers in New Ulm.
Farmers were here from Nicollet, Blue
Earth, Watonwan, Redwood, Sibley,
Cottonwood and Renville counties. One
car, Ford was seen with Murray
county banner upon it. Although the
roads, with the exception of state
graveled roads, were in bad shape Fri
day morning, it is estimated that at
least $500 people came to New Ulm to
hear the speakers discuss the merits
Of the National Nonpartisan league
Had the weather conditions been
favorable, there is no doubt, but that
the crowd would have been at least
double in size. BROWN COUNTY
JOURNAL, New Ulm, MINI.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
LADD FOE OF GRAFT

By their own testimony, the board of
regents admit that they contemplate
or, at least, have under consideration,
the removal Of E. F. Ladd from the
presidency of the agricultural college,
offering as reason that DR.. Ladd "has
too much work to look after" In a
recent issue Of the Fargo Courier
News charges were made that the
board of regents already has a man
selected for Ladd's successor and that
he is now in the state, awaiting the
contemplated vacancy. 1t has been
known for a long time that DR.. Ladd's
activity in exposing graft and robbery
has been frowned upon by the board
and that his election from his position
was very much desired. But appar-
emily the board lacks the nerve to bring
it about. = BOTTINEAU (N. D.
-COURANT
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
BIG MINNESOTA PICNIC

The farmers picnic given at Eagle
Bend last week, Wednesday, by the
Nonpartisan league brought out one
of the largest crowds that ever as
sembled on a like occasion in this
county. 1t is estimated that there
were between 4,0C0 and 5000 people
on the grounds when the speaking
started. Governor Frazier could not
be there on account Of a misunder-
standing in dates. However President
Townley and Mr.. Bowen the two
other speakers amply made up for his
failure to be present. The remarks
were well received by the large crowd
and many Of their remarks received
thunderous applause It was a red
letter day for the League in Todd
county. (E-inn.) INDE-
PENDENT.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
GILBERT A. ENGEN.
WHY NOT?

We notice that some of our ex-
changes are running the free Stuff
sent out in plate form, express paid,
against putting the taxes so high
against the rich. If men are con-
scripted, why not the wealth.-ADAMS
(N d. STANDARD.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
A DIFFERENT SPEECH

HENRY A. HURDELBRINK.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
HEADQUARTERS ADDRESSES

The Leader herewith gives mail addresses the national
headquarters of the National Nonparsan league
Communications dealing with organization work. payment of
Dues securing speakers meetings for various localities etc.
should be addressed the proper League headquarters and
the Nonpartisan Leader
NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS, Box 1884, St. Paul, Mimi
MINNESOTA HEADQUARTERS, Box 655 St. Paul MINI.
NO OAK. HEADQUARTERS Box 91e Fargo, N. D.
So OAK HEADQUARTERS, Box 464 Sioux Falls S D.
MONTANA HEADQUARTERS, Box 1926 Great Falls Mont
KANSAS HEADQUARTERS, Ellsworth, Kansas
COLORADO HEADQUARTERS, Box $685. Denver Colorado
IDAHO HEADQUARTERS Box l127 Boise Idaho
WISCONSIN HEADQUARTERS, Box Il, Madison Wis
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
LIKES TOWNLEY'S COURAGE
North Dakota,

IctKOCu,
Editor Nonpartisan Leader:
AS for conscription of wealth, I can
see no reason why those who profit
by war should not pay for the war. It
is refreshing to note man like Town
ley who has the courage of his convic-
tions and dares to face the charge Of
traitor" without flinching.
E. C. BIERBAUM.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
SUCCESSFUL MEETING

FI1lIey, N. D.
Editor Nonpartisan Leader:
On Tuesday, July 8, A. G. Townley
and A. E. Bowen addressed an audi
ence of farmers and business men in
Finley.
The farmers are very enthusiastic
about the Leagues progress and the
congressional election, as was seen by
the discussions that occurred after the
meeting.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
NO WONDER

Herbert G: Hoover tells congress
the, food hogs have robbed the public
Of $25o,oOo,Oo0 in five months NO
wonder we grunt!-ERSKINE (Minn:o
ECHO.
The nonpartisan leader., 1917-07-19
LET US HELP

We have helped thousands Of drink
ing men back to health and prosperity
and can help you. Write us today.
Neal Institute Fargo. Arthur Lillegren,
Mgr.-Adv.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-07-13

protstartjit. -. nag 9s,Bt De- 9iet3
H.. &C..
.4tot3. st 4o5' nod tent
6rlu. Leioe,.. =. A0tituiismdb8
QeImpfi I'm tb aut. =. GnH~, oor'
0elttalt MT oie, mart pUegen u5yas
mGru8;. Lt.ueas slnec Gatag 7t'
lGraute. =.
aLan:,, 1v," 2u Beanie gao
Jpn 0sn SOB .adjt nWds ijno Jg'e
Gi,,ra Ar. O.ss.etf"
.Utcr lsls.t later BOT H4 oIs
Grlanana.tre40t U4tus &ep,H g.
ldld0ea. U.l,n, UtJlter ..oi az
Alius ii GIv1u I'M geiIldsU Gosu'
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-07-13

nab. Gie qIten Don i9r ia. Cie
1I4erbeit De- 0ut.itn Hetts pss
MIG 3u rurdHn! Sle 1T etn lille
Jyau!"
rIdEle red, is3r. Sir! Gts 4a'
ben Oelt pIrs,I"
.un1 ID. Lle nno nod o:el &C..
i19t.I1sr dis l6. UluH alt5let
Bru0er 'i e9,ni;st IN GuopiJs5d.
ten, un5 I'M &e,t,vutu: Hg1erue,edts
nuHt Jel.u 3EJben 0%,ueta,tJ3. Dem
iaH3iter Cfii.lst oet QdHoeIsGopIs.
zR ioultu rt o9p,tIru mls OFT
erli lpiunteIt. utuer DEN mat,eIcn
.polsu n.t .,tyst Lsll Monte. U0
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-07-13

ArutAtsn Yno, 5reIlen. Wi,.ne
-upepa iii an etns0 Qodit 5eTagrs
ah,n Gtetie9ter udMens Jtayeteta
0er1etralyI, or Gneh A1Deutldsn.
" oetj2btl Ircea Ulor8en bret Gn9s
,Guoer 5am 6Gtbtud."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-07-13

Ryb0Id a Weihaupt 300 "a. 9Th street
Ken OFT 4 sons SOuIh Front street
Law 4 utO Company . ID Stnte street
Peter HOfW ebir ....- Vain street
General Motor Car 60 2DS state street
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1917-07-13
Garages, La Crosse

Dfetz Auto 60
Alfred James ~
Bergh Piano 60. ...
Jurtin Auto 90
John George auto sup
Catoctin clarion., 1917-03-15
Tornado Kills 19.

New Castle, Ind, March IL
Seventeen persons are known to be
dead and more than 100 injured in a
tornado which struck New Castle this
afternoon, doing damage estimated
tonight at close to 81 900, 900.
The storm swept path through
the city about two blocks wide, and
about 100 houses leveled and more
than 800 damaged.
The storm passed through the long
est way of the city, striking the south
and west sides. The south side school
building was destroyed, as was also
the rolling mills and shovel plant.
While the storm also hit the better
residence district, it was not damag-
ed as severely as that in the neigh
borhood of the Maxwell automobile
factory.
Richmond, Ind, March ii 1.-Two
children were killed and a man was
probably fatally injured in a tornado
which hit Wayne county late today
Ora Smith, a farmer of that neigh
borhood, living in a shanty near the
new home he was building, was pick
ed up by the wind, carried 100 feet
and dropped into a pond. His back
was broken and he probably will die
Cincinnati, Ohio, March 11.-One
child is known to be dead and several
persons are thought to have lost their
lives when a storm here tonight
wrecked half-dozen houses in Hyde
Park, a residential district.
1t is feared that number of per-
sons are buried in the ruins, through
which fire now is spreading.
Catoctin clarion., 1917-03-15
BAD LUCK LASTING
ONE MAN SATISFIED MlSFOR.
TUNES DON'T COME slNGLY.
His Nose, Viciously Assaulted by a Bee
Early in the Day, Seemed to Re.
main Special Mark for All
Kinds Of Attacks.

II just dropped book on my sore
toe" remarked the professor. "The
pain caused me to jerk my arm, and
l upset bottle of ink over some val
liable papers. This seems to confirm
the theory that misfortunes never come
singly."
"They never are single" said the
lOw-browed man. They're always
married, and some of them are biga-
msts. I've noticed that If anything
unpleasant happens to me before
breakfast, unpleasant things will keep
on happening all day.
"The other morning l put my head
out of the window to see if there was
any weather on deck, and q bee came
along and stung me on the nose.
said to Aunt Julia, when l had cooled
down enough to talk intelligently, that
my nose would be in trouble all day,
and she said she had no patience with
such superstition. She reminded
me that lightning never strikes twice
in the same place. and when | tried to
point out that it wasn't lightning, but
q six-cylinder bumblebee that struck
me, she Shooed me out of the house.
~ went to milk the cows, and sat
down by our old roam. She had col.
lected about five pounds of mud, mixed
with cObbleStones, on the end of her
tail, and l was just getting warmed
up to my milking when she swung
that loaded tail around and soaked me
on the nose. l tell you, professor q
man doesn't know what anguish is un.
til something like that takes the sun
shine out of his life. If you happen
to meet that roam COW one of these
days, ask her what I said to her.
"After had nursed my nose a while
I went on with the milking, and after
Il while | had two buckets filled, and
started to the house with them. Old
DoOlittle has a bunch of nephews visit
ing him and two of them were pr0c-
ticing pitching in the backyard, which
adjoins ours. One of the boys had
phenomenal speed, but poor control,
anu the bali came over and spread my
beak all over my face.
II dropped those buckets and the
milk soaked into the ground. Tritles
like that didn't interest me at the time.
l think | was insane for about ten
minutes. Aunt Julia says l ran around
the backyard in circles, like whirling
dervish and she never realized until
that moment what command of Ian
guage have.
"The next thing / remember l was
soaking my face in bucket of water
by the we'll and Aunt Julia was beg
ging me to apply n tiaxseed poultice
she had prepared for the occasion.
Whenever anything goes wrong at our
house Aunt Julia's first impulse Is to
apply poultice.
"Well. | haven't the heart to tell you
all that happened to my nose that day.
Everything that wasn't nailed down
flew up and hit it, and when night
came | was carrying it in sling. And
that's the way misfortunes always get
In their work.