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4 8no de los criados.

i Ino de los crladOs.
-El .enor marques, ~respondio c!
~;ateyro>ado, tania va el pie en- E! IS
tribo e ?camos : paELr, cuando ls-
10 IN cabarerc-Y a. dee!T esto, III
die6 con 81 dedo el caballo QUE arts-
( l'amara = atencidn.
y GUieA era"
No Ic conozeo. senior. 70 mace
poco que cstoy a servicio del mar
cues. 10 couozco las visitas. 10 uni
co q1e sc, Is cue subieron q las ha-
2~:taciones del castillo. de donde aun
10 nan yuelto.
.A@i.ado por IN pensamiento dolo-
roso. entrego las riendas de. su ca
o2lsadura a domestico ' con paSo
ace,eraio assemble POI IA escalera
cue conducia a interior.
Bruscamente abri6 Ia pucrta de a
habitac!on de 81 amigo, en- e. mismo
jnstaate en- CUE. como VA dec!dmos en
nrestro capitulo anterior, juraha E!
nSrques Flars-Monrgory ante eI rs
t-avo dc SIS antebasados. que les d.
ria u desccHd:eate cue concinuase
81 preclaro nombre dc los F!ars.
GranGe fue Ia sorpresa del baron
dc Po@s, al hallar 4 81 amigo en- g.
QueI estado de ~exaltaci6n, : mayo:
fII aque!la cCando vi6 = 81 sobriao
&c Asti: pies q 10 erea z,uy lejos
De aquelloS !ugares: en- Paris.
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r 0 que acababa De e y DIR, y Sc
"a objeto de una terrible pesadflk.
Pero de Asst era un0 de 80. lie
er1persmsnto fuerts y aeestunbTado
a q l1eha, y qus cuant6s 1Ss s5S
~taculos so oponfan er 81 eanue, ns-
yer ,-dor ~dssplesaba para ve.ecrlcs.
81 joven pen.aba:
-;Buens Ia ha hecho Ia Asooi4-
ci6n!..... Por salyar a Hector Lem
b n ha mataio al general, = ahcra
Emmanue queda de:heredado J q mi
me quitan Ia novia. Esto es 10 que
G llama sal;r Ell tiro'por Ia culata.
DespI@s pens0:
Pucsto Ole "a Association ma enre-
Gado as cosas en- forma no prevista,
ella Sc encargara de arreglarlas. En-
cuanto a mi, perdere el nombre que
tengo, 81 TO :ogro casarme con mi
pEina. cHabrase Y:sto viejo mas TO-
co que este chiflado marques, que
81 esta en- el nundo IS pcr ceudeSeea-
!encia del .~epulturero? IA diabls se
lie ocrrre %pretender cesarse, cuando
va 70 pueGe masca- el aqua, 4 fin de
eternizar su raza:.... i?ues, vaya
una d~esgracia ell que los Flars Sc per-
petden 0 no!
Estas ref exiones fueron hechas
or cI joven en- breves instances,
..aasc Irridos los cuafes vviv!6 a r.
co.rar su calma habitual y mirexdo
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nadre Gea.-Qui-ieron dar q cada
coSa su alma, encerrar en- cada obje-
70 IN sirnbolo, V para p~resentar ell
alma multiple del bosque, 10 LENA
ron Ge faunos. de stiros, de n~infas,
de driadas: crearon en- fin. in nun
10 10 ~~Fs!ones sonidos. convirtieron
al Eco en- Una ninfa ' q Filomena en-
IN ruiseRor....
MAX. Henrieuez Urena.
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LOS GRlECOS.

Los g-iegos fueron grandss poe
tzs de In n~ataraleza. 4 IA sombra de
les !aure'es Q de las hayas Sc recrea>
han con 81 canto de Ia ciearra, con
.os r~nurrnullos del bosGge o Ia maJes
tad del paNaje: anzaban al vIent0
los trenalos soniaos de ST. Ira
' vivian = ida sana. 3gl. de! bonn
b.r hire. que sc sience hijo de y
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ti'asa Z Ia ga. Pag. Col. 4a.J
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AL BLANC0
- vOI DE Ia GALE

IL Ia TERRA tG:sm:.
LonLe rtiua q v:@jo
senior le CoalMil:,;
nnas. scsin rll.cren
scace= f.detiGa.sS,
Venus :" Ia cosa
Va color d. hormiga.
Las a,.iv.dadcs
d. Francisco Villa
Ia calma les r0ban
= os carranciStas.
Per mas que q il prens"
Il" Jauia - eana
de aSustar :! public"
cou ciertas nouicias
Doroue sus "prohombres"
{ tai los obli9&n.
TODD 81 mnndo Sabe
one "a cosa eS critica,
Juc {! aSunto es grave,
pue Sc multiplican
Ia. sub!evacioncs.
no In cans: misMa
Ql2 Sn;rc nucstraS iargaS
lacn"S intestine"
, nG"ho$ g0b'el'NoS
coEEst.- en- pap!.Ia.
l. ''~ ~ !" -".'|
- que A!'E' CHM"
sen LN-s' J"':i. q -"c
c. que - A--!e "EF'o''
Hcy "a t! Ha!F."Fc"
d. "S 'aroas p:nias
r."ns& 2~rrc III T:2lc
."r."o a Tamau!p....
e.2Iac H9r&Ue *c MALTA
RI :" - HAf--%@
g. .eg..ou$ D"nGa-t"s
>aUa c!!.eo A";J
"!'''' q" N'''''
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GcTUAiiOADfS INIRtS} R2S
LA CARiCATURA COMO ARMA
DE GUERRA.
Trad. del FRANCES para "A PRENSA.

- Agtheia Wolff nos "nNne''
Que To- e"i'ta'4 flS'''S a'ei',"''tS van
=: "5'fn'l9d"S ! los oiHo",
Lna s!Ec"!aF dIEls!d<'' nI'G.
Gaen;e, I p"r0o!eo% Y 9uo.'"'u" p'-
Il c;tada AgSncla dee. eli e'ee'o
que serla muy mpoE'''Ie' uVsoV g
pEato de VISTA po!l''co' que ID "
81 alemana c0lldl2nA Sc aec4"'eI" "
reDrescntar, On form" dc caF!ca'"E'S
con 81 ubict0 dc Fet"T-aI 81 leNto' los
~asantos p-incirales del Ola. 10 m'Smo
que c,yrlos acon!eclmlentoS po!ltleos'
La circular ae-cCa que Ia ldea ae
tai pEoyccto procede &c Ia d're"ciotl
miiitaT De n guerra ) recomleAHa
= los caricatmristas que ataQueH q
las DersonardadeS gu" olfleeh " los
PASSES de Ia Entente
Homemade incsper2do honor IN 20
- mediocre. Pcro 10 c%a@eremos
10 20 r. ocur.n& I nadic cOmDarar
y naraDeto !odosl Q cubicrto dc ME
- en- i r..l ccmhatcn nuestros
so,dado: desde haze tres amos, con .
S;I6n dc -ctq~uariil Ell 81 ute. {
. s# 80 -' -N' 49,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
ATTORNEYS AND NOTARIES.

lid J. VEGA, Attorney ut Law and
-. Notary Public. Office in Rail
road avenue, opposite Donaldsonville
High School. Telephone 81.
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HANDS. ARMS,
LIMBS ASLEEP
And Was Rundown, Weak and
Nervous, Says Florida Lady.
Five Bottles Of Cardui
Made Her Well.

Kathleen, Fla.-Mrs. Dallas Prime
OF this place, says: after the birth
OF my last child. II got very much
rundown and weakened. 40 m,1cb
that l could hardly do anything al
all | was SO aWfully nervous that
could scarcely endure the least
noise. MY condition was getting
worse eli the time...
I knew must have some relief or
! would soon be In the bed and in a
serious condition for felt no badly
ana was SO nervous and weak I could
hardly live. My husband asked Dr.
about my taking Cardui, He
said, It's a good medicine, ard eood
Tor that trouble, SO he got me 8 bot
ties. After about the second bottia !
felt greatly improved, before talr;na
it my limbs and hands and ANS
Moula go TO sleep. After taking ID.
however THIS poor circulation disap.
peared: MY strength came back Ia
me ana was soon on the road fn
health. After the use Of about X hoN.
ties, ] could do all my honse-worir
and attend to my six children ha.
You can feel safe III giving earar,
thorough trial for your troubles n
contains no harmful or habit. forro,, -
arugs, but is composed of mild vaoe.
table, medicinal ingredients with no
pad aftereffects. Thousands as wanan
nave voluntarily written. TELLING ~
the good Cardui has done fhan % u
SHOULD help you, too. r. n IL
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

his morris chair. The cut suggests the
embroidery done on a background OF
linen crash.
A quickly made gift for a little girl
and one which serves to teach her q
lesson Of neatness is a set of ribbon
rolls for her hair ribbons. Small paste
board cylinders, such as are used for
mailing purposes, are first covered with
cotton Wadding and sachet powder and
then with silk or satin. The material
may be plain or Powered, but must be
at quality not to "run."
For the friend who boards a glass Of
homemade jelly or orange marmalade
would be useful as well as ornamental
Apple jelly and orange marmalade can
De made at the holiday season as well
as In the summer, and then one can
fruthfully say on the little card of
greeting that 1T was made expressly
for the friend to whom 1t is sent.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
GOOD NEWS.
Many DonaldsonvilIe Readers Have
Heard 1t and Profted Thereby. .

Many DonaldsonvilIe Readers Have
Heard 1t and ProGted Thereby.
"Good news travels FAST" and the
many bad back sufferers in this vicin-
ity are glad to learn where relief may
be found. Many a lame, weak and
aching back is bad no more, thanks to
Doan's Kidney Pills. Thousands up
on thousands of people are telling the
good news of their experience with
this tested remedy. Here is an ex-
ample worth reading:
j. W. Newman, manager Of mill,
Third street, Morgan City, La, says ::
SHARP twinges shot through my back
and made it hard for me to get
around. | could hardly get my breath
when the pains came on. Doan's Kid
ney Pills brought fine relief"
Over five years later Mr.. Newman
said: 81 keep Doan's Kidney Pills on
hand all the time. When my kidneys
are little out Of order this medicine
gives me quick relief"
Price 60c., at all dealers. Don't
simply ask fora kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Newman had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.-(Adv.)
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

smock the front In any harmonizing
color or a contrast.
A dozen or SO Of homemade crullers
wrapped separately in Oiled paper and
packed In dainty basket such as can
De purchased for from 10 to rs cents
should be an acceptable gift for some
man friend who lives in hotel. For
bachelor friend a gift Of similar nature
is homemade cake done up in white
paper and placed in holly trimmed
oox. Most men have secret sweet
tooth, and Christmas seems to be the
time to have it filed.
Men as rule do nor like to receive
wearing apparel as gifts, especially
SOCKS, but embroider a mans mono
gram on the said socks and you win
find him delighted,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Avoid Dangerous Drugs

Don't dose yourself with poisonous
drugs that destroy the delicate lining
of the stomach and the intestinal
tract, when you can stimulate your
sluggish liver by using Granger Liver
Regulator. This standard medicine
contains no poisonous calomel. 1t
contains no injurious alcohol. 1t does
not cause unpleasant after effects. A
dose or SO will soon relieve sick head
ache, indigestion, constipation, de-
preston, languor and all other ALL
nlents caused by torpid liver. Gran
ger Liver Regulator is composed en-
tirely of selected roots. barks and
herbs of special medicinal value. It
may be freely taken by any member
of the family. Just try few doses,
and see for yourself what splendid
medicine this is and how thoroly it
cleanses the system of impurities.
Price, 25c box. Sold by all druggists.
Demand Granger Liver Regulator and
accept no substitute.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
How's This1

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case of Catarrh that cannot De
cured by Halls Catarrh Medicine.
Halls Catarrh Medicine has been taken
oy catarrh sufferers for the past thirty.
nve years, and has become known as tne
most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Hairs
Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on
the Mucous surfaces, expelling the POI
son from the Blood and healing the dis%
eased portions.
After you have taken Halls Cafarrn
Medicine for short time you viii see 2
great Improvement in your genera
health. Start taking Halls Catarrh Meni.
cine at once and get rid of catarrh. sen0
for testimonials, free.
r. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. 75e.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

After all there is nothing in 6
strange land like a newspaper from
home. Even a letter, in many re-
sspeets, is nothing in comparison with
it. 1t carries you back to the spot
better than anything else" Richard
henry Dana wrote this in "Two Years
Before the Mast" and there is more
in it today than Dana ever put there.
Doesn't this suggest TO you that a
to the Chief would be a
most acceptable Christmas gift for
your boy in the training camp or
"oyer there?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Figures OF Speech.

"This poet speaks Of forswearing the
fagon. People don't drink out Of
f1agons nowadays"
! "The word Is used In f1gurative
sense, People are always talking about
climbing aboard the water wagon, but
you rarely ever see anybody on a real
water wagon but the driver."-Birm-
ingham Age-Herald
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

CALEB C. WEBER, Attorney ut
w. Law and Notary Public. Office
corner Nichols avenue and Cheti-
maches street. Telephone 1921.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

SO skillfully applies to the elephants
howdah, the parrots wings and the
sailor boys MILDLY.
Mother may like something new and
attractive In the form of luncheon nap-
kins made of one and a half yards of
white linen "a good quality comes at 75
cents a yard) cut into six squares and
bordered with picot Irish edge after
merely rolling the edges.
Or she may prefer theater bag
made of brocade velvet In any of the
new colors and lined with soft silk In
contrasting color. They are made with
pocket in the bottom, either oblong
or round, and the top has a casing
through which gold ribbon is drawn.
Now that patriotism runs high make
hubby a red, white and blue pillow for
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
SSWlat Shall
| Give My
Friends %

THRISTMAS comes on apace, and
~ the usual question confronts ev-
cry woman, "What shall T give
my friends this year?" If the outlay
cannot be very much then 1t is a good
idea to make some useful article to
serve.
Purchase enough white georgette
crepe to make collar and cuff set.
Perhaps the collar can follow the out
line of coat difficult to fit. with a
ready-made collar Of white, or dainty
shape may be designed for use with a
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Chamberlain Tablets.

Chamberlain's Tablets are intended
especially for stomach troubles, bill
BUSINESS and constipation, and have
met with much success in the treat
ment OF those diseases. People who
have suffered for years with stomach
trouble and have been unable to OBJ
tain any permanent relief, have been
completely cured by the use Of these
tablets. Chamberlain's Tablets are
also of great value for biliousness.
Chronic constipation may be perma-
nently cured by taking Chamberlain
Tablets and observing the plain print
ed directions with each bottle.-Ad:
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Why Not Make
Some Gifts
This Christmas?
GONE philosopher or other said long

GONE philosopher or other said long
ago that we do not appreciate
! that which we do not work hard
to obtain and that we love more the
people whom we do for than we love
the people who do most for us.
! If your best friend motors make her
ia cap, la sunbonnet, out OF some dur
able silky material that matches her
motor coat. Stiffen the visor with
buckram, line it with plaid silk aud
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Ready Receiver.

Maybe he hasn't found himself yet"
consoled the confidential friend. 'Isn't
ne gifted in any wayq"
"Gifted7" Queried the father. "Well,
] should say he is! Everything he's
got was given to him" -Harper's Mag
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Alphabetically speaklno.

Glow do you explain your friends
position on this public question:"
Il can't explain It," replied Senator
Sorghum. 'Tt's like the position of a
contortionist. The fact that you can't
explain it Is what makes 1t interest
Ing"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Additional Grievance.

ut must be rather trying for a talk.
alive woman like Mrs. Cables to be
married to man as deaf as Mr.. Cab.
b1es."
$50 it is. And to make matters
worse, Mrs. Cables has lurking sus.
picion that Mr.. Cables lost his hear.
ing just to spite her."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Getting BY.

"Was your wife's party formal af'
,faira"
"Very,' replied Mr.. Cumrox. "We
had very particular butler who didn't
like my looks. I knew he wouldn't be-
lieve me If I told him was the owner
iof the house."
"How did you get INF"
II told him was one Of my wife's
relations"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
He DID.

You remember Jimmy Unison, the
bad boy everybody said would surely
come to bad endf"
"Yes. what Of himf"
Nothing, except that In his case
Tor once everybody was right"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Too PUSHING.

u had an idea I'd grow up and own
this business some day." said the dis.
charged Office boy.
That's Just why you were fred"
said the boss. "Ever since you started
here you've been acting as If you al
ready owned the business"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
How to Prevent Group,

In child that is subject to attacks
of Group, the first indication of the
disease is hoarseness. Give Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy as soon as the
child becomes hoarse and the attack
may be warded off and all danger and
anxiety avoided.-(Adv.)
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

effectively carried out In cut work, and
another design is of an iris pattern.
The shade pictured Is more conven-
tional, being intended for an electric
candle. Fluted paper is neatly pasted
together the desired size and decorated
with gold or silver gimp.
Toddlers and babies always need
new dresses. Try the pattern illustrat-
ed In either chambray or linen and
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
An Object of Sympathy.

An OBJECT OF Sympathy.
"Who was that dapper little man
you spoke to just nova"
''My dancing teacher. Did you no
tice the look Of commiseration he gave
meT'
"Yes."
II recently confessed to him that l
thought it waste Of time to dance"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Easy to Raise Shear

sheep are docile, easily handled, will
1--WE on greater diversity of food. win
thrive on pastures earlier In the spring
and later In the fall and require less
grain than other stock,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08

fancy waist. The point Is to keep the
edges straight rather than rounding,
for we will have the border machine
hemstitched. or the edge can be stitch
ed or hemstitched with fine white silk
and finished with tiny embroidered
dots Of white silk or French knots Of a
family contrasting color.
Or make sister fetching breakfast
jacket of georgette crepe, wolfe or dim
ity. Close it on the left side, hand en-
broider the front and grid it with her
favorite shade of satin ribbon.
Candle shade patterns may be stamp
ed In grape design which could be
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
DnnalnBunhtllr Ohtpt
RAILWAY SCHEDULE
MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
STEAMER VIRGlE

4. C, Davidson, Capt. J. J. HiehSoH' ~'s1"
This swift and elegant boat makes foo .S
TRIPs DAILY between Donaldsonvlae GIS
Burnside, connecting with, passenger e,gs 'es'H'
Of the z & M. V. Railroad as i6 6not at as
o,oiocL a m, and :55 o'clock p. m.
passengers going south take boat a. ''s'
o'clock a. m. and p. m.
o'clock g. m. and D. N. ,,ot arrive
Passengers taking S;so a. H. 0oA'
Passengers taking O'Clock Ooss Ssr'SS
ar New Orleans at s $50 p. m; . al.
Passengers from Baton Rouge erri ads at at
vised to take sos e. m sralh' s'Ff'E'S ~
DonaIdsonville at 7:Ab q. m. ou,o.,,
Trsin No. a (Frisco) leaves New orleans leans
~ $50 a. m. Passengers via this sF@an
reach DonaldsonvilIe at 1914 q. m.
Tickets to all points sold on the boat
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
A Dilemma.

Life Is nothin' but trouble"
"Cheer up. Didn't you get ten dol
lars for putin yer picture in the paper
as bein' cured Of all ills by Pinkerton'a
tonic?"
ayes; an all my relatives are tellin'
me now I'm cured I'll have to go to
work."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
COULDN'T Chance Hers.

Applicant-What is your daughters
namef .-sSez,I m
Mistress-Her name Is Nora. -'Ai1
Applicant-Oh, that's too badi I'm
afraid you'll have to call her some
thing else. My name is Nora, too.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Rin Money.

One of the largest and most c,,nher.
some forms OF money Is found In Cen
trai Africa, where the natives use a
cruciform ingot of copper ore over ten
inches long.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Daily Optimistic Thought.
we are only vulnerable and ridfcnl-
sus through our pretensfons.

Here are few things every good
citizen should do. RIGHT NOW: Con
tribute to the doll and toy and sol
dlers' poll tax, funds, pay your noll
tax, buy at home, and subscribe to
the Chief. w
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
GeheToua AMnMsaa.

Generous Avowal.
you should weigh your words" said
The orators friend.
"Yes," chiped In snother friend;
and we don't mind If you give us
short weight at that"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Good Roads Civilizers.

The building Of an American road In
one OF the most lawless provinces of
the Philippines was said to have had a
wonderfully civilizing influence,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Like Don In Manner

Bout all de experience Some men
gifts wifi happiness" said Uncle Eben,
is tryin' to spoil 1t fob somebody
else."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
The Motive.

II knew college fellow who was
nazed by having lot of jam rubbed
In his hair"
Il guess the other fellows wanted
his sweet impressions to stick
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-08
Sanitary Enuineerlno.

Dormer-Why are you putting your
birthday candy away?
Dormee-so as not to expose 1t to
galloping consumption.--Cornell WIG
ow.
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Ever Tried III

Half the excitement of being in love
Is trying to make the other person con-
TESS 1t while you assume a careless in
difference.-Record.
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RlgB-nIY- -

VIII cure your Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps,
Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts ana
Burns, Old Sores, Stings Of Insects
Etc. Anfiseptic AnodyBa, used IN
ternally and externally. Price &c
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Conclusive Proof.

Judge-You say that You were run
ming slowly when You ran over the
man?
Chauffeur-Well, Judge, my number
Is ACl4373lS6J, and he got It.
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The Boast Before che Einh4

soS QUASI peTore the Flpnr.
why do you call the man who
teaches you boxing 'professorT"
Well, q pugilist gets Q lot Of his rep
utation on what he processes TO be
able to do.'
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PROFESSIONAL,
PHYSICIANS

T. K. SIMS, Physician and Surgeon.
lie Office in Houmas street, between
Iberville street and Crescent Place.
Telephone 80.
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Accident of Birth,


1T is said that this idol Of the
screen Is In reality a red-blooded fel.
low"
Maybe so. / don't suppose it Is bis
fault If he happens to have regular
features, irresistible eyes and curly
hair"
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Think 1t Over,

us this a secondhand store9'' In.
quired customer.
"Yes," said the storekeeper expect
antly.
"Well. / want one for my watch"
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A Tedious Business

Inc president of the United States
mas TO sign his name about 10000
umes In the course of a year.