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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
PAY TO SOLDIERS.
State Treasurer Scott Checks Out $40,
81 to Vermont Boys.

MONTPELIER, Oct. 26.-State
Treasurer Walter F. Scott Yesterday
announced that his department had
completed paying the assignecs Of the
Vermont soldiers their state pay for
August and September. with the ex-
ception of some half dozen men who
are in France and assigned their pay
to no persons in this country The
total sum paid was $40,311.72. The
October state pay will be disbursed as
soon as the discharges from service
and the casualty list are received by
the state treasurer after Nov /.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
Gard of Thanks.

We wish to thank the neighbors and
friends, and especially Mr.. and Mrs. Lau-
renee Hudson, for their kindness, sym
pathy and help during the illness and at
the time of the death of our dear mother
and sister, also for the many beautiful
flowers sent.
Mr. and Mrs. Almon Robinson
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Pike.
Mr. and Mrs Paul Lavoie
Mr. and Mrs F. T. Williams
Brattleboro, Vt, Oct. 20, 1917.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
AVER TROOPS IN PARADE.
Members Of So1st Infantry to Take

AVER, Mass. Oct. 26.-Col. Frank
Tompkins and $500 members of the
30lst infantry, who six weeks ago
were civilians, will participate in Lib
erty loan parade in Boston tomorrow,
it was announced today upon receipt
of authorization from the war depart
ment. The regiment, which is com
posed almost entirely of Boston men,
will leave here at noon by special
train and after marching through the
city will assemble on Boston common
where big loan rally is to be held
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
POLICEMEN GO DRY.
No More Free Booze from the Chicago
Breweries and Saloons.

CHICAGO, Oct. 26. = The time hon
ored custom of giving free beer and
whiskey to policemen has been aban-
doned by breweries and saloons of Chi
cago, it was announced today by the
Liquor Dealers association. The deal
ers say the high cost of beer and wills
key and increased taxes have caused
them to take this action.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
COAL FOR NEW ENGLAND.
Governors Call on Fuel Administrator
and Demand Supply.

WASHINGTON, Oct. ga delega-
tion of New England governors com
prising Mccall of Massachusetts, Ora
ham of Vermont, Millikin Of Maine,
Keyes Of New Hampshire and Holcomb
of Connecticut called in a body at the
fuel administration today and insisted
upon arrangements for a supply Of
more coal for New England consum-
ers. They pointed out that because of
industrial activities connected with the
war New England would use % per
cent more coal than normally this year
and on Jan. ! would be 5000, 900 tons
short of its needs.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
BIRTHS.

In Brattleboro, Oct. "a, son, Bernard
Perry, to Mr.. and Mrs. Guy w. Tudor.
In Webster, Mass, Oct. %, daugh-
ter to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Smith,
granddaughter to Mrs. Mary McGrath
of Brattleboro.
In Brattleboro, Oct. %, son to Mr..
and Mrs. John Klinefelter
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
SINN FEINERS WILL
BE TRAINED IN ARMS
Conference Adopted Constitution
Aiming at Securing Independence
of Ireland.

DUBLIN, Oct. 26.-The Sim Fem
conference at its session last night de-
cided that the members of the organi
cation should be trained in the use of
arms, although this will not be con-
pulsorv. The conference promised that
the provisional government of Ireland
should be established without delay.
1t adopted a provisional constitution
aimed at securing the international rec
ignition of Ireland as an independ
pnt republic
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
OPPOSITION BY SOCIALISTS.
French Chamber of Deputies, However
Supports the Ministry.

PARIS, Oct 26.-Premier Painleve $
ministry obtained $40 favorable votes
on Oct. 10 and his new ministry yester
day obtained only 2SS votes, slightly
more than half the votes in the cham
Der of deputies. The opposition votes
numbered 1871, partly from the Socialists
and partly from the radical Socialists.
The vote testiies once more to the hest
tation Of the chamber to defeat any
minister by direct vote during the
war
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
GUILFORD CENTER.

There will be services in the Uni
versalist church Sunday at 2.45 p. m,
conducted by Rev. Delmar f. Trout
Mr.. and Mrs. b. A. Whittemore were
called TO Millers Falls this week to at
tend the funeral Of Carl King, son of
the late Fred King
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
ATTACKING TO-DAY.
French and British Making Satisfac-
tory Progress Near Ypres.

LONDON, Oct. 26.-The French and
British troops are attacking today in
the Ypres region, the war office an
nounces. The French and British are
making satisfactory progress in their
new attack.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
YALE OUT OF FoOTBLL.
Coach Brides Says No Big Games
Against Harvard or Princeton.

NEW HAVEN, Oct. ga formal
statement by DR.. A. E. Brides, coach
of the Yale freshman football team,
made it definitely known today that
all idea of a Yale informal eleven and
of games with Harvard or Princeton
has been abandoned.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
sHoRT-TIME CERTIFICATES.
go Per Cent of Liberty Loan Minimum
Necessary to Release Them.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 26.-The first
days response to Secretary McAdoo s
offering of an indefinite amount of
treasury short-time certificates of in
debtedness was 1854 ,797 900. This
brings the total of outstanding certifi-
Gates to be retired by receipts from
the second Liberty loan up to nearly
so per cent of the loan minimum
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
FRENCH STILL GAINING.
Capture Village of Draeibank and
Number of Fortified Farms.

PARIS, Oct 26.-The village of
Draeibank and number of fortified
farms were captured by the French in
an attack this morning on the Flanders
front, the war office reports. Hun
drcds of prisoners were taken.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
AUCTION

On account of poor health and being
unable to carry on my farm, / have de-
cided to sell my personal property al
public auction on the premises in
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
ITALIANS FALLING BACK.
Austro German Pressure May Bring
About Abandonment of Bainsizza
Plateau.

ROME, Oct. 26.-Under the Austro-
German pressure on the lsonzo front
the Italians have withdrawn their lines
to the border in one sector and are
preparing for the evacuation of the
Bainsizza plateau, the war office an
nounced TODAY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26

The list of automobiles owned i'll this
town is still growing longer. Mrs. W. G.
Adams has added to it by the purchase OF
Ford
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
MARRIAGES.

In West Wardsboro, Oct. 20, by Rev.
Z. w. Johnson, HAL Q. Robinson and
Miss Alice Virginia Streeter.
In Bennington, Oct. &c, by Rev.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
Flannelette Underwear

Ladies' Gowns in neat colored flanneettes, all regular
sizes Special at 79c
Extra Size Flanneette Gowns in white and colors, at
CSC to 81 .4S
Extra Heavy Flannelette Gowns in splendid new fan
nes neat attractive patterns; all regular sizes. Spe
cial at Observation-Disclosures CSC
Heavy White Flannelette Gowns in several styles, at
CSC up to ST As
Fannelette Skirts full length; S100 value Special at
CSC
Short Flannelete Skirts at ........... 39c to 59c
Chldrens Gowns, white and colors, at SOC up to CSC
Cotton Gowns, high neck and long sleeves, in all quail
ties at Observation-Disclosures. 700 up to 81. so
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26

The man who would keep well should
keep away from those nights which precede
the morning after.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26
The New House Dresses

At CSC and ST .25-Are New Percale Dresses in sew
era styles sizes "a to 46. Values up to S1.4S.
At S1.4S to ST .9S-Flanneette Dresses in grey and
navy all sizes SO to 46 These are hard to obtain and
will be sold quickly
At 81 As and S1.9S-PercaIe Dresses in all sizes,
light and dark colors.
At AS and S19S-Gngham Dresses in light and
dark coors Dresses that are worth 81 to So sizes 36
to 46.
Heavy Flanneette Dresses in grey only; sizes SO to 46
Special at Observation-Disclosures. 1925
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-10-26

George o. Mills, Franklin s. Pratt
and Miss Mary F. Stakeholder, both
of Brattfeboro - -->--~ =
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-20
&&SA
3 SOCIETY {
.ASN w
9th YEAR

Flower fetes and May Queen cello
brationohaye the order of the day for
this, the last month OF the spring, and
many functions OF that character have
been given recently. One of the love-
Hest celebrations OF each year is the
May Festival in historic williamsburg.
and great many Richmond people go
down each season to attend the May
Queen held on the ancient court green
Of the beautiful old town. The celebra-
ton took place Friday afternoon at
$3.50 o'clock on tho Palace Green. and
Miss Emily Hall was the Queen OF the
May. with Miss Elizabeth Mason as her
maid of honor. The theme for this
year was an unusually pretty one.
The first approach Of Spring" Miss
Mary Lyon Tyler. was heralded, and
the flowers were called by her to bloom
and gladden. the sad earth. Dawn"
portrayed by Miss Eleanor Scott. ush-
cred In new day. and the program
was most artistically carried out. The
flowers" were tiny children. and after
the coronation of the queen there was
singing and dancing by the school
children, with English dances about
the May-poies.
These celebrations do much to re-
Vive and create interest in the quaint
folk dances and songs OF day that
Is past. and many distinguished guests
attend those on the court green of
Williamsburg. the first capital of tho
Old Dominion.
Several charity affairs are included
in the social calendar for the coming
week. -
Wednesday smart society will motor
to "Montrose." the home of MFR. and Mrs
Horace Buchanan. on the River Road.
Goochland County. to attend the gar
den fcte given there for the benefit
of the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Chapter of
the National League Tor Woman's Ser
vice. The affair Is from to o'clock.
and there Will be music and refresh
mcnts.
Another pretty charity event will be
the lawn party Wednesday afternoon
from I to Z o'clock at "Whitcombc."
the home OF Or. and nIrs. Hugh Tay-
lor at Westhampton. The entertain
mcnt is for the benefit OF the Woman's
Auxiliary OF All Saints Church, and all
interested are invited TO attend.
Thursday afternoon the card party
At the Country Club OF Virginia will
take place for the beneht of the Belle
Harrison Room and the Ann Page
Bruce col at the Sheltering Arms Free
Hospital The affair waa postponed
from last week. Tea Will be served on
the terraces OF the club after the game
is over and handsome prizes will be
awarded for the highest scores.
There Will be the usual weekly dance
Saturday evening at the Country Club.
following dinner.
BRENT WITT.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-06-05
FOLLETIN Mum. 81.
Ell HlJO

reviewers.
e. innoble trio no cantaba; pero
veia llegar el momento. delicadisimo
Y muy penoso. en- que cada uno de
sus ilustreS miembros Sc vieSe obi
gado a dejarSe arrebatar por vaga-
bundo, para asegurarse Siquiera el
rancho en- el deposito.
DoloroSo extreme sin duda, pero
preferable I Ia muerte por inan:cion
o zabullsNdoSe en- el Sena.
Porque aquellos caballeroS de Ia
hampa amaban la vida. como las
personals h~onradas.
En- TODD este pensaba tristemente
La C~omadreja. mientras Sc abrigaba
con el viejo rediugote que le SER
via a Ia vez de cobertor por Ia no
che, para casa Y para la Gale.
Con muy pocos lances acab6 81
tocado.
Y, dispuesto a salir a Ia aventura
como para IN repaso p~robiematico,
cogia va 81 sombrero grasiento, GUAM
do tres golpes en- Ia puerta anuncia-
ronle cue llamaba Ia portera.
Abri6 a escape, curioso e intriga-
do.
Una carta para usted.-dijo Ia
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-06-05
CUARTILLAS FACILES
Hay que relI

mo diciendole: ICON este, y con que
no quieras ser Presidente, tuyo es ell
mundo".
IA mi con cuentos? iQue afro
cidad! Dios mic, despues de sudar en-
la confeccion del Universe, Sc echo
una carcajada de diez sigloi
De esta necesidad Sc valen los eX-
plotadores para sacar dinero de las
costillas populares. Y a buen SECURE
que, sin ella, no habrian existido nun
ca nj Rabelais, nj Cervantes, nj Marck
Twain, nj Ricardo Bell, nj Estelvina
Rodriguez, nj toda esa cafila de hom-
bres alegres, cuya mission en- la vida
Ia sido la de no tomarla en- serio, y
de reirse aun en- los dolorosos mo-
mentos de un velorio.
Hay que reir, para ser f~elices!
TIBERIO.
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naz 4 este viejo socio, a Ia ex-
~celente Comadreja.. mo estas bue-
no!
va tie he dicho que el no comic
aver. iQue q~uieres que haga por ii?
Todos nos encontramos en- las mis-
mas, camarada.
Vamos, Pantera, no seas raro: mas
perderas til que nosotros, 81 te en-
pehas.
Ademas, mi navajo no Sc oxid6
todavia-recalc6 %irguiendose slbita-
mente, Ia mirada dura, los ojos inyec-
tados y teniendo en- Ia diestra ell lar
go cuchillo que acababa de abrir.
-iVamos, vamos, hijitos! Haya
paz, ;eh?-insinuo La Ccmadreja pa
ternalmente.-Todo ESQ son simple
zas. Nos juraremos para siempre a.
pogo y protection, como nos no.
vios; no hay que ~enfadarse.
-Bueno, bien. fue una broma-A.
surro La Pantera apretando los diem
tes.-En fin, va Sc vera; 10 que te
die fue por pasar eli rato....
Vamos, Monsenor, cierra tn cuchi-
Ito; solo quise entretenerte..
En- adelante, voy q seguir ell conse-
10 del patron. iVaya, abur, queri-
dosi....
Y, viendo que Sc levantaba, Mon
senior de Surin hizo 10 propio, estfe-
chando la de Dufrense en- largo
apreton que parecia rogarle la vuelta.
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Concentrates del
journal des De-
bats" sobre la con-
ferencia ~socialista

PARIS, JUNO Al hacer cons
tar los peligros del envio de n dele
gaci0n socialista a Estocolmo, ell
journal des Debats' reconoce, no
~obstante, que seria ~ventajoso no de-
jar a los %ingenuos revolucionarlos
rusos frente a frente de los alema-
mes, maestros en- e. arte de llevar de
Ia nariz a los camaradas de otros
paises. .Ademas, va no Sc trata dc
asistir a una c~onferencia en- Estocol-
M convocada por los testaferros del
kaiser. sino q una conferencia en- Ia
que los revolucionarios rus0s toman
Ia iniciativa. traZan 4 programa y
en- Ia que las cuestiones han sido pro
puestas de de poner en- ST.
tIaci6n comprometida a aquellos que
buscan esquivar la Hecesidad de en-
plicarse sobre los origenes y respon-
sabilidades de Ia guerra. La question
de Alsac.a Y Lorena figura en- lugar
muy principal.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-06-05

Hay que deciroslo, hijos MICS: es-
tamos de lleno bajo la ~vigilancia mas
extrema; ell barrio quema, como la
casa.
La verdadera seduction es tratar de
saltar como Sc pueda.
Cad; uno por 81, y el burgues por
todos: en- espera de tiempos mejo-
res. 0 de un buen negocio sin contra
tiempos.
Bueno, despachad; no quiero entire
teneros, Y me es precise yer 81 halo
con que d~esayunarme hoy. va veis
que este CORE prisa.
I'm consejo, ell ultimo: al salir, mar
chad cada uno por lado diferente.. :.
Y. sobre TODD, sin saludaros-aca-
b6 ir6nicamente.
No hay que decir-anadio, con
una especie de simpatico interes y
de prevision,-que TODD Ell pasado de
be enterrarse en ell fondo del gazna-
te. ST uno de nosotros cae en- des-
gracia, los otros' habran de ayudarle
en- Ia MEDIA de sus fuerzas, ino es
ESQ?
Por mi parte, 10 promote. Es pre-
ciso no olvidar nunca a los amigos.
. -Exeepto cuando estan apurados.
Esto es 10 que haces til, ~Comadreja;
til nos sueltas cochinamente, y algun
dia quizas tie arrepientas-acab6 CO.
lericamente La Pantera.
-iDe que?-exclamo Surint-A-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-06-05
CHANTECLER

ton de manos.
-;Bien, Y que?-pregunt6 La
Pantera en- voz baja.-Tienes traza
de incomodada, mi vieja Comadreja.
-iFeroz!-ampli6 Monsenor de
Surin.
-Es verdad, hijos mios-replico
paternalmente Dufresne .-Bostezo
de hambre, literalmente.
-iEstamos frescos! Yo contaba
contigo para deglutir cualquier cosa
-diio La Pantera desconcertado.
"A mala parte, pues, muchacho.
" til, Surin, mo dices nada?-
recalc6 La Pantera.-;Has hallado
algtin hueso por casualidad?
--;Yo-dijo ell rubio disimulada-
mer.te, dirigiendo a La Comadreja
una mirada LENA de reServas;-yo.
nj pizca. nj una hilacha siquiera.
Mis- bolsillos estan como la bolsa de
mi estomago, y no es POGO decir.
NADIA en- las manos, NADIA en- Ia
bolsa, NADIA en- ell vientre -.
-Entonces-dijo Dufresne, que ha
bia Observable el atisbo de su acolito,
al vuelo,-no veo mas que una cosa
u hscer: discover Ia association, o
al menos hasta nueva or
den.
Cada uno que sc Ia busque por su
lado.
HE aqui ell final de Ia come-
dia .-exclam6 apenado La Pantera.
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No es por NADIA, pero Ell desenla-
ce no es muy hermoso.
No ell desenlace, sine ell avabose,
podrias decir mas bien-corrigi6 La
Comadreja, cuyo amino Sc rehizo des-
de que observe ell gesto de Monsenor
de Surin.
-Acepto ia disolucion-dijo es-
te ultimo con un acento hipocrita-
mente resignado.-No cabe otra CO.
Sa.
lila Ultima carta, ea.-conclu-
20 La Pantera.
-iNo-rectific6 Dufresne;-es "a
Ultima palanqueta.
i Muy bien, bravo!-dijo Surin. Y
prosiguio:-Voy a enfilar para Ell OK
tranjero, o a provincias, a intentar
un nuevo PLAN. No Sc; pero bus
co.
Mi navajo esta oxidada, Y la san
gre me dlsgusta va.
Por 10 que a este Sc refiere, hay
demasiado riesg'o: a la fuerea ha
de haber otra cosa mas lucrative Y
de menos peligro.
i Metete Z financiero, hombre!-
exclamo La Pantera.
-iPor que no? Conozco las mate
maticas: Ia prueba es que Sc que dos
y dos son cinco para mi y tres pa
"a los ricoS.
-iBien hablado!-dijo La Coma
dreis
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ESQ exigira tempo, y dine

Gill;. ESQ exigira tempo, y dine
70 tambien.
iAhI Ell dinero, Ia gran fuerza del
siglo, Ia sola fuerza practica, ell motor
~potente, unico: ell admirable volar-
te que hace rodar el mundo... y los
cerebros; que 10 perturba TODD, Y
tambien 10 arregla TODD.
El dinero compra Ia b~elleza, las
conciencias; corrompe los corazones,
;disioca los sesos!.... iCochina CO.
SAL. Y soberbia maquina, sin en-
granajes!
Pero.... :donde hallar csc vii
p~recioso metal?
He aqui la question.
Mientras La Comadreja monologa-
ba asi. e%spoleando por 81 mismo su
espiritu fertil en- recursos, encarri-
landole a la rebuscl de un eHpedien-
te Embellishments productive, dos
movimientos Ell Ia puerta pusieronle
ojo avizor.
-iOh! Atencion-acab0 Giciendo.
'-Ahi esan los companeros. Sea-
mos p~rudentes.
Y tomando otra vez Ia apostura
felina. y 81 aire preocupado, abri6
lentamente.
Fran Monsenor de Surin y La Pan
terra, ambos taciturnos y cabizbajos.
dentep;Simj shrdlu.aona Hsz oels
Hizoles entrar sin abrir Ia boca,
contentandose con un ligero apre-
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portera-
-iAh!... ST, gracias; la espera-
ba..... Tn gran negocio por cier-
to-exclamo el senior Dufresne, fiel
u sus actos de embustero comercial.
Cerrada otra vez Ia puerta, exami-
no el sobre con ~interes, Ia letra. ell
sello &c Correos. ID bora de salida,
sin apresurarse . abrirla, como sabo
riando interiormente Ia propia igno-
rancia del contenido.
-Viene del AiSne... les singu-
iar!... Ali no conozco q nadie.
murmur6 al fin.
Y, lentamente, con una especie de
aprsnsion. fue rompiendo el sobre Y
disponiendose a leer.
BESIDE las primeras %lineas, sus ras-
gos fison0micos contrajeronSe Y una
sonrisa Sc i~nsinu6 en- sus delgados la
bios.
Instintivamente enderez6 en- un mo
vimiento pauSado y feLno su largo
caerpo que Ia perplejidad, tanto CO.
mo la costumbre, encorva hacia eI sue
10.
-iHola, hola!. .-dijo a media
voz:-iseri este IN punto de parti-
a.. IN negocio possible?
iLlegaria a punto!...
Durante un momento pareci6 re-
coger sus ideas, %coordinar sus re-
flexiones subitas.
ST, pero dificil tai veg. muy diff
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Luego sera en- Tamaulias
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mismo en- los parlamentos mas agl-
! tados, GU en- las conciencias mas
exigentes, ha sido siempre la conve-
niencia de la buena vida. Filosofos,
poetas, porteros, y, en- general, toda
Ia genie que representa- algo en- el
mundo del caletre, est&n de acuer-
do en- que la risa juega un papel may
jmportante en- Ell buen vivir. y hasta
Sc acepta que SIN ella, seria punto
menos que impossible Ia vida.
IA mi no me vengas con cuen-
tos, Petronila. Ell ideal de Ia vida es-
triba en- saber ~reirse, a tempo, de
los peces de colores.
Y con este criterio, Ell ciudadano
SC siente vigorosc y fuerte, Y listo pa
"a ~enfrentarse con cualQuier enem!-
90. SECURE de v%encerle.
No recuerdo bien 81 Gambettta o Ga
~vilanes o Francisco Gambia decian, a
prop6sito de Ia risa. que es medicinal,
! ! Ia risa, por 81 miSma, enclerra un
medic verdaderamente natural Y SEN
clio para curar .c:ertas enfermeda-
des.
a,risa. por ejemplo. como remcGlo
contra ciertas dolencias del aparato
digestive o de otro aparato cualquie-
ra, no tiene igual, y los enfermos de-
ben procurarsela Embellishments.
HAY, Higinio! ~perdona; vengo
a que me digas tres. gansadas, por-
Que estoy reumatica y tengo ganas de
reirme.
Higinio suelta IN chiste de mala
lev, V la sonora Sc r~ejuvenece con
una carcaiada.
FL concepto intuitiyo que Ell vulgo
tiene de la risa, es muy honroso, por
que la califica de necesaria y hasta
de imprescindible para la buena vida
Doctor. mi Esteban Sc siente NAL
-:Le aprieta Ell higado?
No senior: eSta muy ~rolliZo, may
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no anda bien. V acude n medlco para
que 10 remedie de cualquie- manera
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dican a traficar en- Ia materia, usan'
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punta de los dedos. Llameme por te
llefono.
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-06-05
LA y DE LOS ELKS

Aver tuvo lugar, en- los salones de
Ia prestigiosa grupacion mundial, la
session ordinaria de los miembros de
San Antonio de Ia B. B. 0. E., que
hace POGO celebraron en- esta su gran
convention annual.
La junta estuvo muy colcurrida, Y
Sc trataron en- ella importantes asun-
tos.