Arizona republican., 1917-05-16
Snow Balls" Victory

Snow Balls" Victory
Say Niggah' said a pompous i'm
beetle with white skin, to our Snow
Ball. of the cigar store notoriety, who
was smilingly brushing up the ele-
eancies surrounding Say, is there
any solid matter in that frizzled tip
top? No answer. Say" he continued,
Why don't you wear your shirt inside
those pants? - who sews your buttons
on? A rolling of two large obituaries
CD, frightening of facial cords. con-
VulSive chOpping of a three for fliV-
ver'' in mouth, gave ominous portent of
a snow ball turning to volcanic lava.
which happened.-Lookh here, you pore
white trash, Tive done the squar
thing by Massa Doyle, many a day, and
b'haVed myself say, "dars moth
ing in this Granny eh," and pants don
fit ehi Alright. call it so; dis head.
clrcomlutary measures four inches
morn yore circle, q mean under that
rollin pouch) and dis fis' is morn
twice size of your paw. which now
I'll bet you'll sartinly acknowledge. as
plff! Diff, biff. went the appendages,
square into the face of mis- sarcastic
opponent. Snow Balls buttons gave
way pants fell off, shirt tattered. and
the three for flivver' went skyward.
but that ''niggah' was undaunted, and
as he markedly, and wheeZingly, emanat-
ed from the heap of rolling flesh. and
was led to Judge Thomas court where
u " was demanded. our hero slut
tered, Take it Jedge TO I'm gwine to
tell you. its awful cheap. an if dat
white muggins ever runs agin me once
more, III make it two VS." Jedge, fo'h
I'll skin him next time SUNS youn
me are in Phoenix.-And say. ledge
hoy
yelled, 'Biff'im. Plug'im Guffimi
Stuffim and Muff'i inn. and that's ole
Ford, and old cock what looks playcd
out, but is a sport" sua'h-T'm gwine
RICH down to his End hand stores, and
invest lOc-suh'ar i am Jedge. NO
flies on me-"
Snow Balls trade is very aceepta le.
So will be yours
I've just purchased an elegant lea y
er settee bought from Barrows at 81;
Yours for SIS.
These Davenports cost $S5. 800 ar
1925
Divide prices by and they are
yours.
Desks are abundant. Divide prices by
again. I'll sell.
Refrigerators.-Im the only dealer
having full stock. All sizes. makes, de-
signs, and kinds. $50 to choose from
Library !ables-Deares' your uncle
has some beauties.-Price nothing.
Wicker and Jap sets Elegant.
Today my line of Rockers never was
equaled Leather oak, mahog', ash.
The leather finish would grace "a
mansion in the skies"
Dressers-Did you ever see in Phoe-
nix $50 dressers to choose from? Ford
has EN-.
Now to cut long story short have
five floors filled. | carry twice the stock
of others. You can find anything YOU
want and I'll buy anything you have to
sell, and pay every dollar can afford.
Fords End Hand Stores
Phone 1776. 40 S. Central Ave 1t
FOR Substantially new stand
arI typewriter in case: paid $4,000:
need money; what can you offer. Ad-
dress Box ~, Phoenix. bm
FOR SALE CHEAP-Six drawer
cabinet, National cash register. Phone
2153, Room ). SOC E Van Buren,. any
day before II a. m. br
'oOO bOLD 0UU rect
development; very reasonable PROPOSE
ton for responsible party. Box 2104
Republican. If
BIG BARGAIN A slightly used
Smith typewriter. Phone 1919. Address
1924 South 4th avenue. br
SEEDS! SEEDS! SEEDS!
Summer Crops
Early Amber and Red Top Sorghum,
Dwarf Milo, Fetterita and Sudan grass
Valley Flour Mills
Phoenix and Tempe If
NOW IS THO TINE to have your
lawn mower sharpened. Phoenix Cycle
Co.. 16S E. Adams. Phone 1717 tt
FOR SALE-Empty ink barrels at
15c each. Arizona Republican office If
SODA MOUNTAINS drugs and con-
fectionery fixtures: latest designs, both
exposed and closed jar types: ranging
in lengths of 6, s, 10, -, 16 and 20 feet;
can save you 20 to 40 per cent; small
| payment down, balance easy monthly
payments; can include show case.
shelving. tables. chairs, carbonator in
contract; all fixtures necessary to open
up drug and confectionery store
| prompt shipments. Write or wire for
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