davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
Kaiser & Co.

The original version of "Hoch der
Kaiser" written by A. McGregor Rose
during the Boer war, when Dom Paul
went on a mission to solicit the aid of
Kaiser Wilhelm, and was recited in
Washington by Captain Coghlan of the
United States navy at banquet and
upon complaint of the German govern
ment reprimand was administered.
1t is one of the most famous lampoons
in existence and is keen satire on the
well known kaiserly character. The
text of the poem follows:
Der Kaiser of dis Fatherland
Und Gott on high, all dings command
We two-ach! Don't you understand?
Meinself-und Gott
He reignsiin heafen.and always shall;
Und mine own emblre don't WAS
schmall
Elm noble pair, ! dinks.you call Z
Meinself-und Gott
Vile some men sing der power divine,
Mein soldiers sing "De Wacht am
Rein,"
Und drink der health in Reinish wine
OF me-und Gott.
Dere's France, she swaggers all
aroundt
She's ausgespeil dots no aggoundt)
To much, We tink, she don't amount
Meinself-und Gott!
She will not dare to fight again
But if she shouldt Pll show her blain
Dot Elsass (und in French) Lorraine
Are mein-by Gott!
Won Bismarck vas a man of might.
Und dought he vas CLEAN out of sight !;
But ach he vas nicht goot to fight
Mitt me--und Gott!
We knock him like Elm man of schdraw :;
We let his know whose will vas.law,
Und dat We don't would schtand his
jaw
Meinself-und Gott
We send him oudt in big disgrace;
We gif him insuldt in der face;
Und put Caprivi in his blaze
Meinself-und Gott!
Und ven Caprivi get svelled hedt,
We promptly on him set
Und told him to get up and get
Meinself-und Gott!
Dere's grandma dinks she's night
schmall beer.
Midi Beers and such she interfere;
She'll learn none owns dis hemisphere
But me-und Gott!
Mote: Grandma" was Queen Vic
toria of England.)
She dinks, goot frau, some ships she's
got,
Und soldiers nit der scarlet goat;
Ach We could knock dem! Pouf Like
dot
Meinself-und Gottl
In dimes of beace berbare for vars;
| bear de shpear and helm of Mars,
Und care not for den thousand czars-
Meinself-und Gott!
In fact, honor efry whim,
With aspect dark and vizage grim;
Gott pulls nit me, ..and NIT Him
Meinself-und Gott!
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
The Oregon
Agricultural College

Where trained specialists with modern lab
srstories and adequate equipment give in
ssruction leading 10 cSllsgia" dsErs" In the
following schools:
AGRICULTURE, with Is dspsrtmsntst
COMMERCE, With 4 departments;
ENGINEERING, with 9 departments. In
studing Civil, Electrical. Highway, Industrial
Arts, Irrigation, and Mechanical Enginssringi !
FORESTRY, including Logging Ensinsr'
ing;
HOME ECONOMICS, with 4 ..ier depart
nents, including training in the Prsstiss
House:
MINING, with thrs. dspsrtmsnts, iasisd.
Ing Chemical EnsisssrisE;
PHARMACY.
THE SCHOOL or MUSIC, sffsrs iastrss
sion in the principal dspsr,nsass Of vsssl
and instrumental music.
THE MILITARY DEPARTMENT. s.rsiisd
1855 cadets in Is1sl1, aud wen rsconnen.
dstisn for o. A. c. from the Western Depart.
nent Of the U. s. War Department 90 sAs Of
the fifteen "distinguishea institutisns" st
higher learning. All cadets will be furnished
ssmplets uniforms by the U. 8. Govsrnnsn,
and the junior and senior cadets enrolled In
the R. o. T. c., will be given cenmutatien fer
subsistence, as we'll q, all transportstion aai
subsistence at the six wsskI' Summer camp
REGISTRATION BEGINS OCTOBER Q,
1917. Information on request. Addrsss
Registrar, Oregon Agricultural csussA
Corvallis. orsxsA
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
Library Notes

New pamphlets issued by the Com
mittee on Puplic Information
"How the War Came to America.
War information series:
'The WAR Message and Facts Be-
hind It," The war message of Presi-
dent Wilson delivered before congress
April 2, 1917. voices the best ideals
and aspirations of the American peo-
pie. 1t sets forth in language of dig
nifty and moderation, the grievous
wrongs which have made the United
States take up arms against Germany.
''The Nation in Arms" War Meas
ures and Purposes" by Newton Baker.
"The Government of Germany" by
Prof. Hazen, of Columbia University.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
Last of BartlettS Shipped

The Apple Growers Association last
week shipped the last of the Is car
loads of Bartlett pears harvested this
season by the agency's affiliated grow
ers. The entire output of the Associa-
tion was packed in regulation boxes
and shipped to far eastern. points under
refrigeration. Growers Of: other ship
ping agencies sold their fruit this sea-
son direct to Gamers.
The harvest of d'Anjou pears will be
at its height this week
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
Glass Jar Shortage Hits Here

A glass jar shortage has been pre-
vailing in Hood River during the past
several weeks. While grocers and sup
ply stores laid in a larger stock of Jars
than usual, Hood River housewives
have canned more heavilysthan ever in
the history of the valley. Fruits and
vegetables have been packed by the
thousands of jars.
Women are now engaged in canning
salmon, purchased from local CONNER
cial fishermen, fresh from nets and
traps. The demands of fish Gamers
soon cleaned out the supply of pint
jars. Many Hood River housewives
are also canning chickens.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
SCHIFFLER BUILDING
NEARS COMPLETION

H. Cramer is bringing to completion
the new two-compartment store build
ing on Oak street, replacing wooden
structure destroyed by fire in the early
summer. The new building, a single
story in height and with full base
ment, is erected entirely of concrete,
with the front faced in marble. With
large neat show windows the new
structure, owned by E. A. Schiller, of
Pendleton, is one of the handsomest
retail houses in Hood River.
Plasterers have alreaylfnished their
tasks, and painters for the past week
have been engaged on the new struc-
ture. The east side of the Schiller
building will again be occupied by Per-
igo & Son, the Star grocers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
Experience The Best Teacher

1t is generally admitted that expe.
rience is the best teacher, but should we
not make use OF the experience of others
as well as our own? The experience OF
thousand persons is more to be de-
pended upon than that OF one individual.
Many thousands of persons have used
Chamberlain Cough Remedy for
coughs and colds with the best results,
which shows it to be thoroughly relia-
BILE preparation for those diseases. Try
it. 1t is prompt and effectual and pleas
ant TO take.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27

After suffering with terrible pains in
his back and around his kidneys for
eight wears, and after having tried sew
eral doctors and different medicines, AL
Wis Souers, Ade, Ind, writes; "Foley
Kidney Pills were recommended to me
and the first bottle removed the pain.
After taking three bottles the bloating
was all gone and has never bothered me
since" When relief can be had 80
quickly why not Danish headache, rheu-
matte pains, stiff and swollen joints
caused by disordered kidneys? Sold
everywhere
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-09-27
People Speak Well of Chamber
lain'S Tablets

| have been selling Chamberlain s
Tablets for about two years and heard
such good reports from my customers
that | concluded to give them trial
myself, and can say that do not believe
there is another preparation of the kind
equal to Them" writes G. A. Mcbride,
Headford Ont. Ii you are troubled with
indigestion or constipation give them a
trial. They will do you good.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16
THEIR WORK COUNTS.

The Dispatch notes with interest
the changes of the week in the per
sonnet of the local D. A. R, official
household. Mrs f. NJ. Espy passes
the regency of Fort Early chapter to
Mrs. Max Land and the annual meet
ing reveals year of marked advance
ment in ali the departments of the D.
A. r. work.
Mrs. Espy goes out OF the regency
because of urgent and heavy require
ments in state d. A. r. work devoted
to better films in the movies and also
because of pressing duties in other
local benevolences which claim part
of her time. Her work has been high
ly appreciated, not only by the mem
bers of Fort Early, d. A. R., but by
the community at large.
Mrs. Max Land assumes the regency
of the local D. A R. as founder She
has made the organization a splendid
laborers for the good that this womens
| organization has to it's credit the
retiring regent and all the members
of Fort Early chapter appreciate her
as a leader.
There never can be appreciation too
strong of the work this and other or
carnations like it are doing in Cor
dele and Crisp county. Fort Early is
in the very forefront in D. A. R. work
in Georgia and what this chapter is
doing is known further than is the
community itself.
The Dispatch hopes that its good
work may continue to be felt and that
all The ladies Of all the organizations
in the community may look steadily
forward to the accomplishment OF
even greater things.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16
FAITH IN RUSSIA.

Man" of the military critics are
pas sing up Russia as a future appre-
ciabe force in the war with Germa
ny. For weeks, that seem as years.
the new government has been unable
to dc anything except work for the
stabiN of the new republic. 1t
still looks like a dull day for pushing
the contest in such a way as to help
down the Germans.
Ban our faith is vet in Russia. That
county is going to lend its forces
more trongly than ever within very
short time, we sincerely hope. What
pity that same telling stroke can
not be delivered now while France and
England are attacking so fiercely.
If over an occurrence could have
more meaning than the overthrow OF
the onp-man rule in Russia, it ought
to be a full strength thrust of the
/ the new government at Germany while
! the opportunity is so great.
Assuring statements keep on com
ins out of Russia and the highest of
4 fcials seem sincere in their utter
ances Socialist peace propaganda
/ has been something of diplomatic
ghost that has frightened few, but
we are nearly due some effective so
luton Of this matter. Russia is hard
ly out Of il. AS soon as internal AT
fairs are Oft their own strain, the al
lies will set the help they are look
ing for. Let us hope ii will not be late
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

President Festus j Wade of the
Mercantile Trust Company and the
Mercantile National Bank with a cap
ital of ten millions in st. Louis de
clared the other day: when we see
a man cutting down on his advertis-
ing, we cut down on his credit" Ad-
vertsers like this man believe that
advertising breaks down all the bar
riers of caste, creed and country, dis
tributing the goods of the earth on
THEW intrisic merits All men and all
business ought to share in its con
stantly increasing benefits.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16


Honestly we would like to see the
movies eliminate those of the profess
SIGNALS who pose through about three
of every five reels In the average
show. 1t is the snap and ginger, the
rapid movement we enjoy. The film
makers blunder every time they per-
nit some professional to pose mil
lion times in one show Mary Pick
ford made herself the idol of the
movies before she ever learned the
professional pose O; ever knew the
II Gaming Of the calcium glare.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16
CELEBRITY LOAN" BONDS.

The first offering of government
bonds authorized under the war Fl:
nance law, popularity known as the
Liberty Loan" is now open to popu-
lar subscription.
"These bonds" says Mr.. Wellborn,
chairman of the board of the Federal
Reserve Bank of Atlanta, "are offered
to the public at par; and subscriptions
will be received until June Is, 1917.
These bonds will be dated July Est,
bearing an interest rate of 3 ~ cents
payable semi-annually, January LIST
and July 1st The maturities will be
announced later.
an accordance with the provisions
Of the Act, should the government la
ter on issue bonds bearing a higher
rate of interest, the present issue will
| be convertible into bonds of the high
|
er rate. The Federal Reserve Banks
have been designated as Fiscal agents
and all subscriptions should be made
to the Federal Reserve Banks of this
district, either direct or through banks
or other agencies cooperating with
the Federal Reserve Banks of Allan
| ia"
Mr.. Wellborn further stated: "This
is the most stupendous piece of financ-
ing and the greatest patriotic under
taking ever attempted by the Amer-
! can people, but it will be met as all
serious situations have been met by
our people, and the result is not for an
instant in doubt.
This is not bond issue for con-
sumption by banks and brokers alone,
but the denominations of bonds will
be so arranged that even the small
savings of the country can be profta-
bly, and periodically invested.
The young men of the nation are
called on to fight the battle in the
trenches, and every man and woman
should do their share in providing the
means OF furnishing the soldier the
food and equipment necessary to vic
tory. An opportunity is afforded for
practical display of patriotism! Large
business concerns can encourage the
sale by purchasing bonds and selling
to employees on monthly payments.
AS a safe investment, these bonds
have extraordinary privileges. They
are not subject to Federal, State or
local taxation; they are convertible
into bonds OF a higher interest rate;
they are the highest type of collateral
on loans in the event of emergency;
and after the war they will probably
go to a premium. For instance, in
January, 1917. u. S. Panama Bonds
sold at a premium, 1903 Ia, bearing an
interest rate of only per cent These
were nOn-circulating privilege bonds,
similar to the present issue.
THE outward expression of Ameri-
can patriotism should be, L Own A
Libert War Bond.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

Complaints are coming in from 9th
er sections of the state that the cold
weather is severely pinching the cot
ton We have already heard reports
that the bell weevil is ont and at
work. There will be other tales OF
hard luck. There always are. We have
many hard working farmers who are
busy as bees and saying nothing. They
have no time to figure out just how
much damage has as yet been done
by the different agencies of destruc-
ton. Our early prospects for sood
crops are the finest in the world, the
cold weather to the contrary notwjth-
standing.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16
ROOSEVELT TO FRONT.

!
manifested in the papers at the an
nouncement that congress is TO per
nit EX.P President Roosevelt to go to
| France with a division of Americans.
! As far away as we are from the
scene of action even, one often hears
remark to the effect that the Colo
nei is making wa yfor himself back to
the Presidency. But little references of
| that character do not down the Col
cDols enthusiasm.
If We have any idea of a loyal, an
intensely patriotic devotee to the
cause for which this country is to
fight Roosevelt is such a man. We
d, not know how well he could cope
with the Teuton in conflict such as
that which RACES daily in Europe, but
W dc admire the spirit and appreci'
ate tie enthusiastic loyalty and we
cannot hely believing just that spirit
alone will mean much for the success
of american arms.
This leader evinces the spirit and
the dash that it takes to engage an
enemy in the busiest sort of conflict.
II is The kind of fire that sweeps the
fields under great difficulties and even
at tremendous odds. The chara cteris-
tics CT the great fighter seem to be
in dis man.
He begged for chance to go and
proval He has an army of follow
ers tlst will do and dare alongside the
Canadians who have already bull
dog hold on the Teuton.
We have no desire to see the war
prolonged, but the tide of our enthu-
sasm will run high when Theodore
Roosol clts men are permitted to look
across No Mans Land for an oppor-
tuitv 10 measure steel with the enc
mics Of free governments. If that day
ever comes, the Teuton will have
cause to remember it.
1t is now a matter entirely with
the president. The manner in which
Rooecyclts plea has gone through
congress indicates clearly that the
Leaders there realize what power such
a fore. as Roosevelt will lead can
become, and no man knows how much
we may need that force.
some of the wiser newspaper writ
e. thnk if President Wilson permits
Re 3se1 elts volunteer organization to
10 il VIII have much to do with break
iuE down the strength of the army
ae planned by the war department. OF
co rse. there is no telling just how
the volunteer force will affect the reg
ula" army in the matter of hOnors for
lea jers. II is said that the entire de
p2TenCut seriously objects to permit
'ing tn volunteer organization to 60
and to move contrary to the wishes of
the war department is no matter of
Light 'Ncern.
Hut the country wants the volun-
teer G. sanitation to be permitted to
go and the country needs just
The organization that Roosevelt Of
ter5. We hope the president will make
room and at the same time help the
wa" department to accept this volun-
teer baly in good faith. Something
tells us it will be a wise stroke.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

If Cordele keeps on building, it will
he quite a city before the century is
gorc. The Whipple & Mckenzie and
the Coca Cola buildings are adding
much in the business section north
Ct the Seaboard Railway. Over in
the residence sections new homes are
going up. That counts. A seven or
cight-story bank and office building
is due.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

One of the most sensible things the
individual consumer can do to even
up with the gamblers on flour is to
do without enough of it to even up
on the difference in price. Learn the
uses of something cheaper.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

Two discourses recently delivered
by Rev. J. II. Coin at the Baptist
church were wei ltime dand strong
His appeal for more food crops was
especially striking. His Sunday stroke
at the spectators made us feel like
there are others who can talk back
when the butter comes too high.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

John L. Sullivan, a fighting man OF
other days. said yesterday that Teddy
is afraid of That's more argument
is afraid of. That's more argument
in favor of sending the Colonel along.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

If everybody else in Georgia could
see how hard and fast Crisp county
farmers are at work now, it might
moi be hard to determine whether this
community is coming up with its por-
ton of the food crop.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

What has Attorney-G General Walker
been doing? That ten per cent rake
off looks bad But is that his wor?
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

Albany pulls a negro cook who says
Or. Cook didn't go to the North pole.
1t is pretty certain the negro didn't
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-05-16

A walk in the open is worth two
in the house.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-07-07
CombinedNavies Of Eng
land and America Will
End Boat Menace
BY Rear Admiral Sir DUDLEY r. S.
DE CHAIR OF the British
Mission
7 will be six months before the

TT will be six months before the
i full weight of a shipbuilding
program can be felt. Decisive
results must be, can be and will be
achieved before then by the COM
bined efforts of our navies.
To elude the submarine is not
enough. We men of the navy will
NOT BE CONTENT TO KILL
THIS BEAR BY RUNNING HIM
TO DEATH.
By new schemes Of strategy and
by new devices and inventions we
are confident that the answer to the
submarine will be found. While
this work continues our naval ex-
perts will be constantly developing
new strategic schemes to place our
navies effectively on the offensive
against the submarine; to drive
against their power not simply and
systematically, but with a crushing
blow. Q
OF these favorable results | am
more than ever confident since my
visit to the United States because
Of the excellent spirit and keen de.
sire Tor close cooperation which
have found in the present Ameri,
can navy.
THIS is THE ENCOURAGING
NEWS WHICH WILL TAKE BACK
TO ENGLAND AND TO NY BROTH.
Err OFFICERS OF THE BRITISH
NAVY.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-07-07
The Declaration
Then and Now

rRv PRESIDENT WILSON. in an ad-
dress in Philadelphia
-rAyE Won ever read the Declara-
n tion of independence? When
YOU have heard it read nave
van attended TO its sentences!
The Declaration of independents
was document preliminary to war
# involved vital piece OF business
NOT piece of rhetoric. And II you
will get further down in the reaulhg
than its preliminary passages, where
il quotes about the rights of men, you
Will see that it Is very speclnc Dous
of declarations concerning the Dusi
ness of the day-the business or reVo-
luton. the business Of 1916.
The Declaration Of independence
does not mean anything to US merely
in its general statements unless we
can append to it similarly speclhc
body of particulars as to what we con-
slider our liberty to consist OF.
Liberty does not consist in mere gen
eral declarations as to the rights OF
man. 1t consist, in the translation OF
those declarations into definite action.
Therefore we ought to ask our
selves. What is there in it for u.s.
There's nothing in it for us unless we
can translate it into terms Of our own
condition and Of our own lives.
The task to which we have to ad-
dress ourselves is a proof that we are
worthy of the men who drew this
great Declaration.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-07-07
For the Week
Come i'm and See Us

Pickford. in "The Glory OF fo'a''''
THURSDAY, JULY I'm
Wallace Reid and Myrtle oNu"
in "The Prison Without vans ~" ~
Emmett MacAlarney, and bray
tograph.
FRIDAY, JULY 18Th
Edith Storey and Anthonio NO.
in Money Magic, with a goo'
reel comedy "Jolts and Jewelry
SATURDAY. JULY ~ i
Jack Pickford in picturiza'0 -
the great stage success "The pu'""'
also Paramount Travelogne
SUNDAY. JULY 18TH i
House Peters & Louise nv us
"The Lonesome Chap by T.. ko''N
Don't fail to see the Great Supe 80
ure JOAN THE WOMAN CONN" a..
soon, to the Mutual. II reefs
will be advertised later.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-07-07

ours II II; 1905; 78 Phone 7l2W.
DR.. THOS. WILBUR BATH
Surgery and Diseases OF Women
Residence and Office
Sunderland Building
~ y. Virginia str. Reno, New.