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The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28


 as it is to go out and attack normal business conditions under the guise of rendering service to the public
 Tt is a well known fact that certain articles can be purchased in France cheaper than in America, and many of the materials used in these Articles must traverse U-boat infested seas.
 we are all agreed that every citizen should get behind the President and his appointees, in logical, deter mined effort to conserve resources, ac- complish economies and win the war.
 s'But we contend that there is ab- solutely no necessity to scrap long-es- tablished businesses, on the ground that we cannot obtain raw materials, when as a matter of fact crops were never so large money never so pien- tiful or personal energy at higher peak
 What MT. Foley says is practical com mon sense, that there are undoubtedly lots of people in this country who have gotten panicky The speculators have put food prices beyond reason. This, however, will adjust itself in time, re- gardless of the fact that there is always waste in army supplies
 The coal situation is rapidly adjusting itself since the miners in practically all sections have returned to work and wages have been adjusted on satisfac- tory basis.
 The advance in prices on the part or the higher priced hotels in this country is out of all reason. At we'll known ho- tel in New York last week. I was charged seventy-five cents for 8 pot Of coffee for two people. A single slice or roast beef is now one dollar and two shirred eggs sixty cents-prices which are totally unjustined by the cost Of the raw material.
 The most amusing incident I observed in New York was the story of well known admiral on the retired list, whom I met in corridor of the waldorf-As- toria.
 What are we coming to-" he said as we shook hands. "The prices charged here will break us all. have Just come from the bar, where ordered gin fizz, which formerly cost me twenty cents, and do you know they charged me sixty cents for it."
 The admiral was sorely tempted to go on the water wagon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
..EYEs RIGHr,.

From the Augusta Chronicle.
 A new negro sergeant at Camp Cor don gave the command: Eyes right. :" He evidently didn't think the rockies had their eyes right, for he repeated with emphasis: Eyes right. you nig- gers. Turn dem eyes-I want to hear 'cm click.''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
Good Wishes From
 White Population

I1 sHE negro StleCtiucH o1 Dii iiiiiiS 1 U ham-nearly eight hundred of them-who leave tomorrow morning for Camp Dodge, Des Moines, have the best wishes of representative white citizens, and they will have kindly attention alike from Confeder- ate. veterans, Union veterans and Sbanish-American war veterans. These and not few members of civic bodies have signified their intention to be present at the leave-taking ex- ercises and of marching in the pa rade.
 While the white and negro races must always remain separated social fly for the good of both, there are times and occasions, such as now, when broad questions touching mu- tual esteem and cooperation in com mon cause must prevail. Among the negroes of Birmingham are many genuine patriots and when ever this is manifested in an organ ized form it is as little as white citi- zens can do to show their apprecia- tion.
 There has been an exodus of ne groes from the south to the north. Thousands of able bodied laborers left the Birmingham district, and at time when their brawn was espe- cially needed hereabouts. Some of these men imagined they had griev- ances, but the majority were be- guiled by labor agents who promised to secure work for them at better pay A large percentage of the negroes who went north soon realized that they had made mistake. The rigors of a northern climate bore hard upon them, and many who joined the exo- dus have already returned to the south, their true habitat. 1 If there has ever been race friction l..
 here, then tomorrow's demonstra- ltion of friendship between whites and blacks will cause it to be forgot, and will be an earnest of more cordial relations between the races in the future.
 Certain it is that in these war times the white people of the south are disposed to give due honor to every negro who goes forth to battle for his country.
 Dudley Field Malone, who resigned as
 collector of the port of New York be.
 cause White House pckets were arrested
 will vote for Morris Hillquit, socialist
 candidate for mayor who stated that he
 would not buy liberty bond. Oh, we'll birds of feather will flock together.
 #
 l Whiie singing to American soldiers
 Harry Lauder thinks of his own son who died in battle, and that makes him
 something more than vaudeville per.
 former.
 1 It is comforting to know that "kultur'
 isn't making much progress in the west < ern hemisphere. This part of the world il < pretty solid against Prussianism. J li Judging from the way that Russian
 fleet trounced the superior German fleet
 Russia's navy has learned somethinl
 since the Russo-JapAnese war.
 \ combination hard to sat-Hsis an'
 Fstah.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
GGHATEFUL TO UNDERWOOD

From the Shefffeld SthndaFu. 7
 Senator Oscar Underwood is spending a lev weeks at his home in Birmingham and will visit several sections of the state. q
 Sheffield should extend a most urgent invitation to the distinguished statesman to visit this section and lot the people personally express to him their- .appra- cihtiqn of his services in the senate
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
THE coNrA1NER MEANS NOTHING

From the Memphis News -Scimitar.
 Restaurants in Dallas that formerly kept a keg on tap have substituted a coffee urn. The consumer in dry town doesn't care what you draw it from.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
THE BANNER oF FREEDOM

THE BANNER OF FREEDOM. 'Tis good to see the Stars and Stripes Outlined against the blue, The symbol of a mighty land,
 To justice ever true. Its folds gleam in the morning suit And Haunt upon the breeze. And there will come a time ere long When, far across the seas, That standard fair will scale the heights And sweep the battle plain, And Prussianism, crushed to earth. Will never rise again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
.Iackie., Health Guarded

Uncle Sam Is very careful of the health of his men in the navy" said L. c. Crotwell who is in the city for a few days from the Norfolk training
 yards "A doctor comes around at least once every hour to see that every sailor is sleeping soundly"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
coNsIDERATE REPLY.

Henry" said Mrs. Glithersby, T should have married man with strong will, instead of nonentity like you"
 T don't think so, my dear" replied MT Glithersby, pausing in the doorway be- fore making a quick exit.
 Why not?''
 "I'he constant effort of trying to break his will would have impaired your health
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
PERISH THE THouGHr

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
 Shall we send an army to Russia?' asks a magazine writer. Shall we try to fill sinkhole with sand? With first rate American "sand?''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
Ase-Heraid Gets Better Daily

T think The Age-Herald is showing great form as an up-to-date and read
 able paper" said George Blinn T have always liked 1t, but 1t seems to me 1t is getting better every day. don't see how any man or woman who wants to keep in touch with world movements can do without a morning paper. It's the first thing I want to see when I get up in the morning."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
Gets Letter from Front

q have brother in the engineering corps in France" said Bob Brooke, man ager of the General Electric company aHe writes that he has been bombed from the clouds, and has been in. the neighborhood when the Boches tried out their poisonous gases and liquid fire, and that 1t is quite an unpleasant expe- rience. He was impressed with the man. vegetation. The grass itself was shriv- eled up and became lifeless."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
A NEAR-PATRIoT.

A NEAR-PATRIOT. 'Is Dubson patriotic?" T suppose SOL Didn't he buy liberty bond?" NO. He said he couldn't afford it, but he bought record of The Star-Span- gled Banner to play on his photograph.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
WORLDLY WISE.
2leJ63,-eeQ

 The impression used to prevail that farmers were unsophisicated folk. ''How preposterous!'' "Of course it was. Why, some of those chaps are as keen about squeezing thu ultimate consumer as a food pirate, who never smelled the scent of new- mown hay
 PROTESTING. The short shrift of dollar Poor Dibble doth lament; For he can raise hoiler,
 Though he cannot raise the rent. SEEKING INFORMATION. Could interest you in a life of Ma poleon. sir?" You might" answered the busy man at the desk, If there is anything in Ma poleon's life that will show me. how to make greater profit out of the junk business. What did he do with his cam non when he scrapped 'em?'' PICKLE LAD IN KHAKI. The girl he left behind him He dreams about no more A new lovelight doth blind him Upon foreign shore. Arrr f,Ty
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
shot to Thnndcr


 Here is a good one on the legal pro- fesson.n Lieut.. Angus Acree said. T was in Dothan short while ago and ran across friend of mine who has hitherto been quite successful lawyer. How is the law business now, colonel?" I asked.
 Shot to thunder, sir, he said We have prohibition to the nth degree So the whisky cases are all gone; the young trouble makers are all in the army, 50 the criminal practice is not what it used to be; the folks here all have plenty of money. consequently are paying their debts, so the commercial practice is all out of ldtter; the negroes have all moved 1 to New Jersey and the sllyster practice l is absolutely dead. tell you, sir. the Law business is all shot to thunder {"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
The Liberty Loan Spirit

"A fellow inscanvassing for the liberty bonds ran across many heartening things" said E. J. Rowe of the Yolande Coal and Coke company T went through Armour & Co, and found one of the men, Dave Law, who had five brothers in the English army. It wasn't any trouble to load him up With all the bonds he could. carry. He said if they were willing to face death for their country he was willing, if need be. to help support them If he had to wear overalls the rest of his life. I think he has the right spirit"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
Those Boy Bond Wizards

Don't tell me that the Birmingham Boy Scout is not on the job," said Lu- ther Coker, a local traveling salesman.
 T was taking a much needed nap at my hotel after hard trip, when I was unceremoniously awakened by one Charlie Randle. who stated to me as l rubbed the cobwebs out of my eyes that he wanted to sell me a liberty bond. He reminded me that I was about to sleep through the prescribed time in which I could subscribe, and stated that he just had to sell that bond so that it could go to the credit of scout troop No. l.
 All I've got to say is that any boy who's got the nerve to wake me up and try to sell me bond will not be turned down. Charlie got the bond. He's some salesman
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
Importance of Food Pledges

T see that Georgia, California and Vermont are claiming that in proportion will sign the food pledge cards than will the people of any other state,'' said Pr. N. A. Barrett "The Jefferson county conservation of food committee has been doing splendid educational work in it's effort to. arouse the people to the importance of signing the pledge card and I believe Greater Birmingham. Bessemer and the county will turn in to MT. Hobbie a large percentage Of signed pledge cardsn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28
TELEPHONE

TELEPHONE Hell tprivatc exchange connecuns nI1 dcpartmcnts) Main 1900.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28

The short shrift of dollar
 Poor Dibble doth lament; For he can raise a. hoiler.
 Though he cannot raise the rent.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-10-28

Entered at the Birmingham. Ala, postoffice as second-class matter un- der act of Congress, March 8, 1873.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13
I WQjNY
Pc ZDoBYCIU JEROzo-
LIMY.

Londyn, Is. grudnia. - Zdoby-
wca Jerozolimy gen. Allenby
wszedl pieszo do miasta ma czele
wojsk angielskich, kt6re. coraz
dalej posuwaja sic w kierunku
poInocnym; mad rzeczka Midieh
W potyczce zwycieskiej polegio
80 Turkow i 10ciu wzieto do ME
wolf. Strategowie angielscy, oce-
niajac sukces Rampant palestyh-
skiev, okre$laja, - IL o lie zajecie
Jerozclimy jest sukcesem moral
nym olbrzymiej wagi, o tylez gio-
WYNN strategicznym sukcesem
bylo przeprowadzenie pomySlne
wojsk przez pustynie Synai, 60
rzysta. bezwodna, ktora niejednej
juz armii caiej grobem byla: wode
" tel pustyni, a nawet w poIud-
niowej Palestynie sprowadzano
rurami z Egiptu, a rury tie i wo-
dociagi byly Z Ameryki i amery-
kanskiego systemu.
Konstantynopol, Is. grudnia.-
Trad w~ojenny turecki zdecydo-
wal sic przyznat, IL wojska turec-
hic uzna}y "a stosowne cofnac sic
IA p6inocny wschod Cd Jerozoli-
my.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13
AFERA CAILLAUX.

Paryz, IS. grudnia. Daw-
niejszy premier Jozef Caillaux,
znany zdawna, jake sympatyk
niemiecki - zostai stawiony w
stan oskarenia pod zarzutem
sluzyby ola wrogiego m~ocarstwa-
Niemiec, a re jest pos}em do L.
by Deputowanych. przeto zaza-
dano w tel Izbie wyiaczenia go z
poselskiej nietykalnoSci; pod ia
kim samym zarzutem stawiono
innego deputowanego, Ludwika
Loustalot'a. Kara przewidziana w
kodeksie fraucuskim "a przewi-
nienia zarzucone - jest Smierc...
Oskarzycielem jest gen. Dubail:
oskarzenie polega ma tenn, IL Cal
loax utrzymywa} stosunki Z GAIA
szajka osob, oskarzonych o szpie-
gostwo i wyslugiwanie sic ME
przyjacielowi. Gala mase kom-
promitujacych listow posiada ma
terya} dowodowy. Cailloux pro-
~testuje energicznie przeciw oskar-
zeniu. OsobistoSG ia pamietna
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

twy pod Mohilowem i pod Tama-
n0wka, a straty wojsk ,,bolszewi-
ckich" miaiy bye bardzo ciezkie,
- z pertraktacyi pokojowych
donosza, IL faktycznie tocza sic
juz uklady o pokoj, a gen. Szczer-
batow zsstai naznaczony "a
wskazaniem Niemcow wodzem
n~aczelnym rosyjskim i prowadzi
tie uklady; demobilizacya wojsk
rosyjskich juz w toku, a zolnierze
masowo opuszczaja szeregi i ME
pytajac o pozwolenie zabieraja
sic do domow.
- Sd doniesienia il centralne
mocarstwa sa gotowe Rumunii
zwrocic wszystkie zabrane dotad
ziemie - pod warunkiem IL nova
dynastya bedzie ma tron wprowa-
dzona, zaprzyjazniona z Hohen-
zollernami i Habsbmgami - i o.
czywista - pod ich wp}ywem po-
zostajaca.
- Pisma rosyjskie krytyczniej
sic odnoszace do Pertraktacyi Z
Niemcami, drukuja rzekome in
strukcye, dane przez rad niemie-
cki parlamentarzom niemieckim,
a polecajace i'm cynicznie, by maj
humorystyczniejsze zadania TO-
syjskie przyjmowali z pozorna
powaga, choGby nawet ,bolszewi-
ki" zadali aresztowania samego
ces. Wilhelma... maja przytem
przedstawiciele Niemiec szafo-
wac sowicie frazesami takimi, jak
..pok0j demOkratycZny PoKoJ
bez anexacyi" etc.
- Donosza z Syberyi, IL tam
w najblizszym czasie nastapi fax
tyczne oderwanie sic kraju tego
olbrzymiego Cd Rosyi: wschod-
MIA Syberya juz faktycznie jest
niepodleg}a, a zachodnia skupia
swe przedstawicielstwo w Tom
sku ! me- lada dnia oglosic niepo-
dlegloSc, ME uznajac rzadu uboE
szewik6w
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%# Zarty.
RoZtargniony.

Roztargniony.
Panic profesorze - VIOLA sfuzacy,
wpadajac do gabinatu - ziodziej Ia
krad{ sic do salonu!
- Taak?.. A no popros, ably
chwile zaczekai...
Ona z pIaczem: - o najdrozszy!
Tata powiedzial, re ME powinnismy
sic wieciej widziec!
On: - Dobrze, - zgaSmy zatem
Tampe!
w szkole.
- Dlaczego ryby ME wydaja gio-
su? - pyta n~auczyciel jednego z
uczni6w i ME otrzymuje odpowiedzi.
Norge podnosi diva palce.
- No, Moryc, gadaj.
- pan professor, jakby wlazf pod
wode, to by m6gl movie?
Maly Wicus wychodzi re szkoly /
rozmySla:
- Nauczyciel nazywa mnie maipa,
siostra oslem.... No / zgadnij tu'
kto z mich ma racye?
- Panic, jak MONA pluG ma scia-
ny?
- To czemu gospodarz wywiesi}
napis, re ma podioge plut ME VOL
no."
- Antosiu, ucz sic ojciec obieca},
re. ieSli zdasz egzamin, popiaci
wszystkie twoje diugi.
- Co nam sic meczyc ola moich
w~ierzycieli? -. Ami mysle!
Ma racye.
- Kiedyz oddasz mi te sto dola-
row?
A skadze ia wiedziec moge,
przeciez ME jestem prorokiem AMI
jasnowidzacym.
W poslubnej podr6iy.
- Wiesz Jasiu, ME cnciaiabym,
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Sprawy Z~jednoczenia.

Z roznych nadeslanych nam w
biezacym tygodniu listow i ko-
respondencyj w sprawie Zjedno-
czenia Pol. RI. Kat, ktorych ME
umieszczamy jeszcze zawsze, axe
by ME zwiekszac rozgoryczenia,
wymienic musimy, aeby mas ME
posadzono o ignorowanie tax po>
waznych komunikatow, nades}ane
nam ,,Rezolucye i napomnienie Cd
Osady No. 1 w parafii Niepokala-
nego Poczecia N. M. P. W South
Chicago" z calym szeregiem pod
pis6w. Osada ia domaga sic Cd
Towarzystw ustapienia z urzedow
starego Zarzadu, ME zwazania ma
jego apele i MOVE referendum" i
odsylania ,Narodu Polsklego"
napowr6t do redakcyi. Rezolucye
te zatrzymujemy tax jak inne re-
Fzolucye i uchwaly roznych grup
przedtem nam nadsyiane do poz-
niejszego ich ogloszenia w razie
~potrzeby.
Nadto jeden z powSzechnie
znanych i wielse powazanych
ksiezy proboszczow tutejszych,
czlonek jednego Z Wydzial6w, w
liScie do mas pisanym odnoSnie
do yUwag'' naszych podanych W
sobote W zesziym tygodniu, zwra-
ca uwage ma pewien fakt dotych-
czas ME zauwazony przez nikogo,
a istotnie bardzo wazny. Chodzi
rianowicie O to, re Surety Conn
panies" ME daja poreczenia urze-
dnikom organizacyi ME obranym
ma Sejmie prawnie zwo}anym We
die konstytucyi organizacyi, a
przynajmniej zrzekaja sic i wolne
sa cd odpowiedzialnosci, skoro
sic okaze, re CT urzednicy, ktorym
daily poreczenie, nieprawnie u
rad sprawuja:. Urzednicy przeto
,,starego" Zarzadu, dzisiaj peinia-
cy jeszcze urzedy, ME maja pore
czeh, albo, jezeli je odnowili u ST.
rety Companies, to tie Surety
Companies zrzekna sic i ME bedq
mialy odpowiedzialnoSci, skoro
sic okaze, re owl urzednicy ME
zostali prawnie nanowo obrani.
Jeden to dowod wiecej na to-,
re jak najrychlej zakohczyc sic
powinien w Zjednoczeniu chaos
cd blisko trzech miesiecy faktycz-
ME istniejacy, Majatek Zjedno-
czenia liczy sic ma miliony; mo-
zemy wprawdzie obdarzac bez-
wzglednem zaufaniem tych, kt6-
rzy majatkiem tym zarzadzaja,
mozemy bye dalekimi Cd przypu-
szczenia, by kt6rykolwiek z mich
m6gl d~opuscic sic nierzetelnosci,
ale PREY pierwszej drobnej sposo-
bnoSci, w ktorej sadly sic wmie-
szaja, by rozstrzygnac jakis punkt
zawi}y czy to co do wyp}aty pos
miertnego, czy 20. do jakiejkol-
wick innej kwestyi, wyjScie ma
jaw fahtu, re u~rzedenicy pra-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

jest z glosnej pred laty kilku
sprawy, W ktorej iona jego "a
mordowaia dziennikarza, Roeux.
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z ~ARGENTYNY.

BuenoS Aires, Is. grudnia. -
Wobec tego, IL unie robotnicze
groza strajkiem g~eneralnym W
dniu 1go stycznia, rad skonsyg-
nowaf do stolicy 5000 marynar-
skich ~zolnierzy Z rozmaitych Cd
dziaiow rezerw marynarki caiego
Lraju. Mozliwem Jest jednak, re
prezydent ! rad jego skupili VOL
sko to dla tego, by mice size pod
reka w sporze z Kongresem, kt6-
ry ME pochwala akcyi politycznej
rzadu. a Jest "a wyStapieniem sta
nowczem przeciw Niemcom rad
pozwolil badz co badz pozostac w
kraju skompromitowanemu ME
dawno posiowi niemieckiemu
Luxburgowi, kt6ry internowany
IA wyspie. przyjezdza jednak kie-
dv chce do stolicy...
z CHAoSU ROsYJSKIEGO.
Londyn-Piotrogrod, 1S. grudnia
- Co najmniej diva Wieksze star
cia byly juz W poiudniowei Rosyi
pomiedzy wojskami ~.bolszewi-
k6w" a kozakami gen. Kaledinesa
/ gen. Korniiowa :podobno byly bi
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w sklepie.

w sklepie.
Dlaczego ia papierosnica tax
strasznie droga, przeciei to Itchy
wyr6b pruski.
Wlasnie dlatego, panic iaska--
Wy, ze zerwalismy wszelkie stosunh
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

Rsklama 1sst podstaws Ic1ny@
.rzedsieniorstw amerykehsIich. vice
przemyslowiec polski dobrIe zrooi
t.aei stale reklamowac bedzie swo!
i~ntere. W DZIENNIKU CHICAGO
GKIlL
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INNE TELEGRAMY.
KUBA w ON z AU-
STRYA.

Havana, 10. grudnia. Ma
skutek oredzia prezydenta Memo
Gala - Kongres uchwalii wypo-
wiedzenie wojny Austryi przez
rzecz-pospolita Kuby.
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Gosc: - Czemu panstwo ME sta
wiaja strach6w ma wr6ble?
PAM domu (strasznie brzydka):
- Ech! to ME warto prosze pana,
przeciez MAJ / ia ciagle chodzimy Pc
o~grodzie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13
ably W hotelu poznano, zesmy sic
swiezo dopiero pobrali.
- Masz racye, mics wiec sama nasz
kufereczek i parasol.

Ona: - Oddaje panu p~ierscionek
zareczynowy!, Kocham innego!
On (tragicznie): Jego nazwisko?
Jego adres!?
Ona & rozpacza): - Panic! Ale
go pan ME zabije, p~rzysiegnij mi!
On (zimno): - Men,. Chce
mu tylko sprzedae ten pierscionek!
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UuafiI.

Utrafif.
Matka: - Jakzez tie nasze bllznla-
XII nazwac ma chrzcie? Jeden z nlcn
bedzie Kuba, a drugi?
Ojciec (by}y zolnierz): Ha, no
to drugi Portoryko!...-
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W poslubnej podr6iy.
Wiesz Jasiu, ME cncialabym,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

Malcia: - W CO bedziemy sic ba-
vic? w pieska i kotka, czy W tate
i name?
jock: - A, to przeciez wszystko
jedno!
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Panic, jak MONA plut ma Scia-
ny?
- To czemu %gospodarz wywiesii
napis, re ma podioge plut ME VOL
no."
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

- Antosiu, ucz sic ojciec obiecal,
re. jesli zdasz egzamin, popfac1
wszystkie twoje dlugi.
- Co nam sic meczyc ola moich
wierzycieli?.... Ami mysle!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13
Ma racye.

- Kiedyz oddasz mi tie sto dola-
row?
- A skadze ia wiedzieG moge,
przeciez ME jestem prorokiem AMI
jasnowidzacym.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13

Wygadal sic.
- No coz doktorze, DUO pan ma
do roboty?
- Mp6stwo - odpowiada miody
lekarz. - OF, dis znowu music isc
ma pogrzeb!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-13
w SZkole.

rozmySla:
- N~auczyciel nazywa mnie ma}pa,
siostra oslem... No / zgadnij tn,
kto z mich ma racye?
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-23
STEVENSON
Died at Samoa, December 3, 1894


Where roll the waters Of the great
Pacific. s.
Stevenson lies asleep:
Around his grave wild flowers with
bloom prolific.
Perpetual vigil keep.
He found his treasure island in that
ocean,
And on its salt sprayed shore r.
He loved to watch the long waves
graceful motion ....
And listen to their roar.
He loved TO watch the white guIls
flying over
Each glittering sunlit crest;
The same white wings now folding as
they hover
Upon his place of rest. 90 &
He loved to watch the western sea-
line glowing
With robes of dying day;
He knew the sun was then his glory
showing
To Scotland Car away.
The flowers, the gulIs, watch round
him in his sleeping,
The sun shines bright and clear;
He sleeps In peaee-but in their mem-
DRY keeping,
Are those who hold him dear.
Sydney Cammeray.
Iyn q Z = T