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Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

Dr. Shallenberger is an emlnently successful
Specialist in the treatment of Chronic Diseases.
from his large, practice and extensive hospital
experience, which have made him so proficient
that he can name and locate IN
few minutes. He has successfully treated many
of the most difficult cases of Chronic Diseases
of men and women. That Is why his reputation
has spread.-why he has continued his visits
year after year. while other doctors have made
few visits and stopped.
DIR Shallenberger treats Diseases of the Eye,
Ear. Nose. Throat, Lungs. Heart, Blood, Skin.
bladder. Consumption In an early stage. Ca.
tarrt. Ringing In Ears and Deafness, Paralysis.
Neuralgia. Epilepsy. Sick Headache Goitre,
q ons ana Aso
diseases of women scientifically.
PILES CURED WITHOUT KNIFE.
Fissure. Fistula and other rectal diseases
treated without surgical operation.
Sur6ical Cases and Rupture Given
Special Attention.
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Are you nervous and Respondent: easily excl
ted and irritable: weak and debilitated; tired
mornings; without ambition, energy or strength:
confidence in YOURSELF Have you sunken. red
or blurred eyes: pimples on your face; weak
back, or deposit In urine?
PRIVATE DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Cases of long standing especially desired.
Wrong treatment and incorrect diagnosis have
often resulted In the worst Affections Varicocele,
Hydrocele Blood Poison, Syphilis. Unnatural
Discharges, Weakness, Emissions, Debility,
Nervousness, Dizziness and Defective Memory,
which ruin body and mind 1t Is highly impor-
tant you obtain the services of a physician who
has established good reputation for treating
these diseases.
Dr. Shallenberger has made years of study
of Private Diseases OF men and women. He
knows and uses the most scientific methods Of
treating them. Hundreds of women suffer un.
told agony with diseases which have been neg.
iected or unskillfully treated.
WONDERFUL CURES
Ahave been made by him. You should consult
him If you have any Chronic Disease. A Spec
iialist who has made q lifetime study of such
diseases Is certainly prepared to give you the
best results. and you are sick, you need scien-
~ tihc treatment
DR.. Shallenberger spares no effort to cure his
M. 4 sssea -ffeeSHlts :i;;eT as
much to him as to the patient. Most of his new
patients come through the Recommendation OF
others whom he has treated.
He prepares nearly all his medicine from his
pure drugs.
Insulation and Exanination Free and
Confidential.
Address letters to
DIR. wILBERT SHALLENRERGER
768 Oakwood Blvd. CHICAs.tS'
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

noon for Blue Earth, Mimi, to make
an extended sojourn. Mrs. Dutton
was formerly Miss Olive Lyon, Web
ster, City young woman.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

MARY M. NEISEN-H0TCHKISS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office and residence ct 614 Di-
vision street. Office hours 8 to II
a. m; 2 to 3 p. m. Calls answered.
Both phones.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03
DIR. r. ". HoMAN,

DIR. B. W. H0MAN,
Eye, Ear, Nose 4 Throat Specialist
spectacles accurately fitted.
Hours 8 to IL q. m; 2 to 3 p. m.
Office 712 Wilson Ave. Dr.. brakes
former location. Martin phones, Of
fee 140, residence l40la.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

Wedding invitations printed at
this Office.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

DIR. E. S. MITTERLING,
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN.
Over 0rpheum Theatre. Hours, s
to IL q. m. ! to 6 p. m. Phone Mar
tin l53.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03
If the Spine is Right
the NAN is Right

How is your spine? You should ask yourself
this question today Perhaps, because Of no notice
able pain in your back, you conclude that your
spine is in perfect alignment. However, this may
not be the case.
For instance if the nerves leading to your kid
neys pinched by the slightly subluxated spinal
bones, the abnormal condition manifests itself in
kidneys, not the back Perhaps you say Chro-
practic is applicable in kidney trouble. but in my
case it is different. Let me ask you question. Is
not the part affected in your controlled by the
brain by means of nerves also? If you doubt this
find portion Of your body which yon can apply to
The brain is nstantaneously of the danger of
the part being burned. With lightning speed the
brain sends the command to withdraw the part
Why? Simply because are the possessors of the
most delicate system possiblethe Nervous System
Then why neglect this system?
Consuitation and analysis Free
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1917-12-03

DR.. F. A. B0YSEN,
DENTIST.
Over Aug. Mueller's hardware
store. Martin phone PSI. lndepen.
dent phone 166.
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

Tren at such a time that receives such
heartfelt expressions Of gratitude as does
the absolutely safe. tried and reliable
preparation. Mothers Friend
BY the use Of this penetrating massage.
The expanding muscles Of the abdomen re-
lax naturally when baby arrives. The
nerves. Ngaments and tendons beneath
the skin are soothed; tho tendency to
morning nausea is avoided, and the ex
pectent mother enjoys days OF cheerful
ness. The nights are not disturbed with
nervous twitchings and the crisis Ia one
Oh great happiness and less pam.
Gec p bottle from the druggist and
write the Breddeld Regulator Co, Dept
~, 1S3 Lamar Building, Atlanta, Ga. for
their interesting little book. Mother
hood and the Baby II win be sent with
out charge to any woman. Mothers 6
Friend" is n wonderful help 20 nature and
no woman should fail. by any chancs, 20
apply It herself night and morning.
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

I
The largest number Il 7vcir 2 hc
this campaign. turned cut last -t.. 2
at the Johnson rally at the Orpheum
theatre Among the mayors most ar
dent supporters and those who displayed
he greatest enthusiasm. We're many of
Gary's most prominent women The re-
women sho" thelr approval and signify
their determination % Support the
MAYOR was demonstrated beyond dis
pute last evening when, just as the
mayor rose to make his speech. he was
I surprised and surely most gratihef 10
recei7e 2 NerlJaole sho"er ot flowers;
huge oasSeis 81 American beauties
rare and beautiful floral offerings which
were presented IN the name of the Worn
/ en- supporters or Johnson This demon
"tIe1ien oi tne puoiic esteem was greet
81 Win an enlhusiaSilc outourst prob
/ ahiy never nelcre equaIed In Gary.
AT. ana Mrs T. ,. stout Of Harvey,
lii. VII spend me weekend with Mr.
ana Nrs M. hi"e. zoe tlerce street.
Mrs =. A. Iufnh"i VINO has been
visiting ior some ii'ne "lth Mrs l.. Nc
Nance - Nail IuIeh street Wiil IeaNe
ior her nome IN tnilaaeiphla tomorrow
Ihe Birth or Gary film committee
VIII meet lhlS evening az the library
ciap room 20 olseu7s 'he nome talent
nlanned Clarence Ludlow Brownell is
tne chairman OF ihe organization
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

Word has been received from Mrs
William Boyer that she has arrived ia
New York after having visited for sew
eral days with her brother who is in
the Treasury Department in Washing
tom A1r and Mrs. Boyer are living at
the St. George hotel i'm Brooklyn. until
they select permanent home. Roger
Bromley MIS- B7gers cousin. il wel
known in Gary.
Mrs Frank sheehan. president Of the
Gary Soldiers Comfort league. an
rounces that up 70 date about 800
letters have been sent out in the in-
terests of tile movement About ZOO
letters were sent to the men who We're
exempted urging them Is do an in
their power 10 help the soldiers in
camp in financial way The other
letters we're sent to the men IN the
camps asking them to send accounts
of the things they need. also 10 send
their records, stating when they first
entered training and 10 what different
camps shey have been transferred. The
League requests that any one who has
time to devote 70 furthering this
movement, which VIII be Of 50 much
benefit and do so much good, should
notify Mrs Sheehau or Mrs. z. Schai-
ble. who viii instruct them in what
may and should be done.
The Junior section of the student
department Of the Gary musical club
VIII meet at the Library Auditorium
on Monday. November 5th ANY mem
ber Of the Musical club is privneged
10 attend The program VIII begin
promptly at 4:3o
The regular meeting Of the L c.
r A viii be held at X af 6 hell on
IMonday evening at o'clock
About Twenty-Five couples attended
the party given Thursday evening by
the Menorah club at 116 East Seventh
avenue The hall was beautifully
decorated with Autumn leaves. and
American flags were suspended from
the ceiling which shaded the lights
The barn dance and other circle
dances formed the chief diversion of
The evening Among the olit-of-town
guests were Paul Marcovich. J Blu
mentha1. Milton Rottenberg. Harry
Zimmerman. Duke Kaufman and Never
Levin OF Indiana Harbor
Misses GLADYS Webber and Sarah
Mugram and William Maloney We're
guests at the formal reception and
dance given the other evening by the
faculty Of the Columbia school 10 Chi-
cazo. to the students. The sailors from
the Great Lakes Training station We're
guests of honor at the affair. which
was one Of the largest ever given by
the school
Nlr and Mrs william Bieelow Jr,
a54 Connecticut street, entertained
Thursday evening at a dancing parity
ut their home The house was dec
grated in the prevailing Halloween
coIors. the lights were shaded in yel-
low and bla nd jael-o' lterns.
corn shucks anc pumpkins adorned the
walls The guests We're served with
homemade pumpkin pie. doughnut~
ana cider The guest list Included
Nessrz. and Mesdames G s. Widholm,
G IT, Templeton NJ HOLDEN. white, g
cole. II sloan. T q Dousherty. z
,Atwen. II Volt Dr and Mrs 6 Laue.
Nr Cruu. Nh Muster and Mrs. Ada
sloan white Of Chicago
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02
IN AN' AROUNL
G A r Y

The Windsor club held its regular
meeting Thursday afternoon the
home OF Mrs .. II. Gardner. 4o9 jack
son street The dining room was taste
fully decorated n Halloween coIoIs.
and delicious luncheon was served
Tho members present included Mes
danes J Walker. G. Nuppnau. R. Silb.
George Dougan, Eiser Shopper and
McAdoo Mrs. Miller IF Fort Wayne
who is visiting with Mrs Eiser. was
the club guest Mrs. walker was
awarded the prize for hlsh score.
The Wednesday Night Bridge club
held its regular meeting az the home
OF Miss Lucille Smith. Seventh avenue
and Harrison street. last Wednesday
evening The club IS composed of the
following group Of Young women who
teach al the Froebel school Misses
Lucille smith. Davis. kennedy Burns
NcFadden. Chaplaine. Stimson. Newton.
MacGregor and Flood
The Birthday club will hold its next
meeting Friday November 3. at the
home III Mrs IL Miles Norton in Toll
lesion Mrs 6 James will be the
assisting hostess. Mrs w. c. Osborne.
whose birthday viii be celebrated. viii
be honor guest
Elaborate plans are being made by
those in charge az the dance and en-
tertainment to bo given this evening
at the Froebet school by the faculty.
L. the teachers and r. NJ d Al The
entertainment committee included the
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02
Engagement Announced.

GRAND RAPIDS. Mich Nov. 2.-air
ana Mrs. Neal Carey announce the en-
ga cement OF 5heir daughter Miss Kath-
Ieen Blanche 70 John Russell - Gary
Ina. Tie Wedding IS to take place
some time this month.
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

AT least seventy-hve people erjo-ee
the Halloween masquerade social at the
Monroe street Methodist church last
Wednesday evening given under the
auspices Of the Epwor h League A
promenade Of the masqueraders took
place lust before the serving Of re-
freshments Many very attractive and
original costumes were worn Games
we're tile principal diversion The prizes
going to Q z. Denham. Mrs. Anna Brei-
Tat and Edward Kiger
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

N-t' '.t lAlfAt tlt q ttiA 7nitAt1t AiisAiitt't
Samples q Eitehen benquet Vere siven
the 2embers after the demonstration
the follow ing hostesses took charge and
son chairman. Ne-dames f z Reese. s.
G Clemens, W heyn, HI + Retz
-eo Woif Minnie 9rr kline Il. = Bom
oerRe' George Hann7uer ana A f
with the members of the StitcR ana
~ha'ier tiu5 Mrs William Huehn enter
1alned Mrs > > AnstEen az 1tliiipl'
party HesiefdaN afternoon al neI nome
III duehieh 'outl -N 4alh.S iuhsis,'iA
Was served Ihe guests Germs tae ~
efnocn ln LWo Weeks the Slho VII
meet With Mrs N -tutSeh ot beeker
street
Among the hostesses on Halloween
was MISS Margaret Raver of 513 Lo-
gan street Who entertained several of
Games and dancing We're features Ell
lhe snlhf ahd We're ehloyed hy the
toiio"ins Nouns people. the Misses
lara Frl11. FRANCES trne7t fTieda
s.. lis.,'a 80, e.se. l.i1.' ~ slll5er. wary war.
49, -. -,
- - So e. r5.,s-a -
sra Di,-. eht-la,. -rr,+.t,a. ,,,.ar,o.
e,,
- soo,,a,.. s 1@rst r ,,-.a,,t,,-
ne Baptist Woman's Union hetd rs
WeeAlE meeting XeSterdaS afternoon ~
ne church partoFs ihe enid culture
/ department had the meeting in charge
aha very interesting paper was read
ny Mrs 10Y Huii Mrs Floyd II
ADAMS iead Inc discussion Ihe nusl-
cal Prosram included piano d.et by
Mrs claude tampeeil and MISS kath-
erlne Wilians ana 2 group or songs
by MISS Mildred shearer \ soclai hour
followed ln charge 81 MIS- VI =. Hiil
Mrs, "aIeer i1a'iiiloiiu NM hrs E II
The congregation Bethel viii hold
divine services this evening at eight
O'Clock at the Temple in siblea street
This weeks meeting Of the Pine
street Ladies' Aid Society was helf
tp.. ,,.,,,,t,.r. ,3.,-o+,7 TIL +i,,e u Lr,+
H.. ,e,-+. 81, a,,v, u go,
80. 5t,,,,o- j, -. ,,o~+io, boar4 ,,ov.
.r,7.-4.,, = - Sac,.,sd =, 80 ~
regular meetjne next week.
AIRS NrcDon..3d ooene5 her horne Al
ITO T4irt,1a7d street Yesterday after
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

This picture shows Mayor r. O. John
son Of Gary and his family The John
son home is at 40 Connecticut street.
The young woman. who was destined
to be the first lady of Gary. first met
h-- husband while they were students
at ths same college Their friendship
ripened into love and few years after
they had left college Miss Alice Leone
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02
Awaiting Motherhood

Women. aim ost
without exception. are
prone to nervous 30
preheusion when on
the road 20 mother
hood. A woman knows
that however many
people there are close
or dear to her, she
must face the crisis
alone.
There is nothing to-
day prepared FOR wo-
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

The Young Peoples Society OF the
Presbyterian church viii be the guests
of the Crown Point NJ E. Young Peoples
league. this evening At Halloween
party at the Crown Point Methodist
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

Tbs homo economies department of
IL Hammond Women's Club met ST ne
central school kitchen AT two-thirty
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

An important meeting of the True
kindred lodge il announced Tor this
evening al the + O. O- Il hall
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

The election Of officers will feature
the meeting this evening Of Hammond
Chapter No. 20 Women of 8Iooseheart
Legion at Longs hall
The Lake County times., 1917-11-02

The Junior section of the student
department Of the Gary musical club
VIII meet at the Library Auditorium
on Monday, November 5th ANY mem
Der Of the Musical club is privileged
to attend The program viii begin
promptly at 4:3o.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-02

Here, old boy, what is it?" chal-
lenged Bruce, and the intelligent ami
NAL ran to his side, lifting his head
to proffer the handkerchief.
The samew calculated Bruce;
''the perfume" and pressing the OBJ
ject Gyp had found, a delicate lace
handkerchief to his face and inhal-
ing its faint perfume, he proceeded
to invade the cOpse where the animal
had palpabIy discovered it.
The shTubbeTy incased a leafy
grOttO. The ground bore evidences
of some one having rested there
the beaUteOUs maiden in some fond
day dream, suTmised Bruce, building
up an airy dream of romance. A YER
liable nymph of the woods, who
could she be? He called Gyp to him.
He waved the handkerchief across
the nOstrils of the animal. Gyp al
most nodded as he understood, cir
cled about and started straight as a
ferret on a direct trail.
'HellOw sOilOquized Bruce, as, at
the end Of a tWO-mile jaunt, Gyp
came to a halt. 1t was reside the
high stone wall surrounding the old
mansion only casually noted by
Bruce before this. A heavy wooden
door fitted a space in the solid ma
sonry Gyp shifted under the crack
at its base. Then he looked at his
master as if to say that this was the
quarry sought for.
HIM" reflected Bruce. "Gyp isn't
usually wrong. What is that?"
1t was the sound as of futile hands
beating on the inside of the door.
Then there were angry, half-sObbed
words.
They have locked the door; they
have shut me into prison! The Vi
persw
There was a tree six feet away
from the fence. Bruce acted on
.speedy impulse. He pulled himself
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-02

ing than ever. she seemed emDar-
raised. Then her eyes frightened.
she glanced quickly back at the
gloomy old mansion in the midst of
the extensive grounds as if in fear.
Then she said rapidly:
Il know you. peeped in at your
door one day; you were asleep. Let
me tell yoU-they have shut me in,
even from my one delight, a stroll in
the woods-ah! they are coming. Get
down, quick, be my friend. Be just
where you are at twilight, please, and
tell me your name"
1T is Bruce Schuyler"
She glided along a lowered path
as Bruce saw two men coming down
another one. He got to the ground
and from the vicinity of the grounds,
bordering, wondering, infused with
the mystery of a strange situation,
but it was to return as directed at
dusk. He got close to the gate. He
ventured to rap upon it. A low, glad
cry came from beyond it.
Listen fast, dear Mr.. Bruce
Schuyler" spoke a silvery, fluttering
voice. 81 am being closely watched.
I viii throw you an envelope. Read
what is inside Of it and act upon what
I telLyOu. Then come here tomorrow
boldly and claim me"
Claim your" said Bruce, wonder
ingly and longingly.
yes, as my guardian. The note
will explain - go quickly, they are
coming this way"
When Bruce Schuyler got to his
cabin and inspected the contents Of
the envelope he was electrified. It
contained a document signed by
ada Randolph" It witnessed that at
Is, according to the will of her IA
Their, she could select a succeeding
guardian for three years.
Record this" the instruction ran,
''fOr my uncle and his wicked lawyer
49,, 20 hovro v,,o
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-10-11
BREAK A CH|LD'S
COLD BY GIVING
syrup OF FIGS
cLEANsEs THE LITTLE LIVER
AND BOWELS AND THEY
GET WELL QUICK.

When your child suffers from cold
don't wait; give the little stomach, liv-
er and bowels a gentle, thorough
cleansing at once. When cross, peev.
ish listless, pale, doesn't sleep, eat or
act naturally; If breath is bad, stomach
sour, give teaspoonful of California
Syrup Of Figs" and in few hours all
the clogged.up, constipated waste,
sour bile and undigested food will gent.
~ move out Of the bowels, and you have
well, playful child again.
II your child coughs, snuffles and
has caught cold or is feverish or has
a sore throat give good dose OF Cali
fornia Syrup of Figs" to evacuate the
bowels, no difference what other treat
nent is given.
Sick children needn't be coaxed TO
take this harmless fruit laxative"
Millions Of mothers KEEP 1t handy be.
cause they know its action on the stom.
ach, liver and bowels is prompt and
sure. They also know little given to.
cay saves a sick child tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for 50-cent bot.
tie of California Syrup Of Figs" which
contains directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown.ups plainly
on the bottle. Beware OF counterfeits
sold here. Get the genuine, made by
California Fig Syrup Company"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-10-11
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
G a 8 T Q RIA
Sleeplessness
Corrected By
Internal Baths

Mr.. j. Il. Barrows writes DR.. Chas. A.
Tyrrell OF New York as follows:
Il am still using the j. b. L. Cas-
cade' once week, and find 1t most eff.
ilcient for keeping me in fine condition.
II acts as a sedative for tired nerves
and has been a great help for sleep
lessness. i have frequently arisen from
bed and used it in the middle OF the
night with satisfactory results"
The reason for this remarkable re.
suit is because the functions cannot
work properly when there is accumu.
lation of waste in the lower intestine.
The u. b. L. Cascade" by the simple
process of properly applying warm wa.
ter, eliminates all this waste and
causes the functions TO work smoothly
and properly.
Over half million intelligent Ameri.
cans are now using the Cascade with
similar results.
1t is the invention OF Chas. A. TyrrelI,
NJ. D., of New York, noted specialist
on internal bathing.
1t will be shown and explained 20
you by Fairmont Pharmacy company
Who will be glad to give you an interest.
ing booklet, by DIR. Tyrrell, called why
Man OF Today is Only 90 Per Cent. Ef.
fcient." This booklet is free upon re.
quest Ask for It today while you think
oft.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-10-11

What vitality healthy life the man
aboard the navy ship is leading. What
a small unimportant place the weak.
ling has especially here. He is soon
welded out II he springs up for we
saw no sample OF him aboard the U. S.
Ship Arkansas. The sailor boys scrub
and clean quite lot of the time-wo.
men who dislike homework will find
some consolation in that, for misery
Loves company. A number will re.
member the man method of washing
which was demonstrated in camp here
and probably smiled when the same
method was employed on the big ship.
Countless pairs OF trousers, and white
ones at that, were spread out on the
hard floor and gone at vigorously with
scrub brush. There wasn't any hatred
Tor the task SNOWFALL seemed to be
having fine time. The sailor keeps
himself looking immaculate most of
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-10-11
Evening Chat

Another Owens glass plant will be
ready to start making glass at Glass
boro, n. j., the first OF the year. This
plant has cost over million dollars
and will be run in the same automatic
way that is done at the Owens Bottle
r!ant here The immense machinery
which does the big work intended for
1t so much more capably than man,
was invented by Mr.. owens who has
made several fortunes out of his big
IDEA. To see the huge monsters turn.
ing out glass of different shapes, so
many minute, twenty.four hours day
without ceasing,-passing them on by
machinery, a finished satisfactory ar
tIcle,-every process of the factory
done Systematically and well, is sight
indeed and one which we are privileged
to witness at any time.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-10-11

| that l must likewise lay a claim to as
being altogether unfinished with
ideas till the business and converse
ton Of the day has supplied them. /
have often considered these poor souls
with an eye Of great commiseration
when l have heard them asking the
first man they have met with whether
there was any news stirring, and by
that means gathering together mate
rails for thinking. These needy per.
sons do not know what to talk of till
about twelve o'clock in the morning;
for by that time they are pretty good
judges Of the weather, know which way
the wind sets, and whether the Dutch
mail be come in. AS they lie at the
mercy Of the first man they meet, and
are grave or impertinent all the day
along, according to the notions they
rave imbibed in the morning, l would
earnestly entreat them not to stir out
Of their chambers till they have read
this paper; and do promise them that
] will daily instil into them such
sound and wholesome sentiments az
shall have good effect on their con,
Tersation for the ensuing twelve
hours"
'''You will accomplish just as much
by attempting to pillow a corn field with
a couple Of nightmares as you will by
endeavoring to reason with illogical
i1lpudence.
8. G. MUsGRAvB.