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The record., 1917-11-08
Pointed Paragraphs.

Real heroes act as their own press
agents.
Some mems honesty is the result
of lack of opportunity.
One of the first duties of Christ
Ian is to learn to smile.
Usually truly good woman has a
sad look that is dlscouraging.
4 missing suspender button often
leaves a man in suspense.
Many man gets gay when it isn't
his turn to furnish the music.
Pessimists are seldom as tired OF
the world as the world IS OF them.
A woman with pretty teeth and
good sense will laugh at stupid
JOKE.
Most amateur photographers
prove conclusively, that truth is
stranger than fiction.
This world is full Of foolish people
who are unable to see things from
our point of view.
When a man first makes a fool O.
himself he gets an awful jolt-but he
soon gets over 1t.
In after years spinster may have
cause 10 congratulate herself on TIT
number of times she didn't get mar
ried.
The record., 1917-11-08
Why He's Embarrassed.

us-d TO have,rn other times,
roll of gre backs handy; | always
could dig up the dimes to buy the
kids some candy, And when my wife
reared up and cried, III have to have
a boonet." | stripped an < off and
replied, "Go blow yourself, doggoRe
it," But now | never have PUNK
for anything we, re needing; my mon
ely goes for costly junk TO keep nv
acto speeding. But yesterday | soak
cd tie Tyre that SO long have ham,
,aered. that might buy a rubber
the fot which the off wheel clamored.
We're out OF flour, we're out Of coal
my wife is in 4 panic, because she
sees me use my roll 20 pay bun
mechanic. ] need a haircat and {
shave, [ need a shirt and collar, bu
how the dickens can ] save wher
spark plugs coz a dollai2 The kid
have reached an ev9 pass, they neet
new shoes aud raimen.; aldc, tn
man Who sells me gas demands Z!
earl, pay meDt. My auto takes IN
every rel. and chugs with Gend
ish laughter; t~ill keep Inc broke Ii
lam dead, and forty years thereai
ter. And when l quit life's grief
and pains, | can't afford a caske
fhey.ll have to rake up my remain
aud pant Toe in basket.
WALT MASON.
The record., 1917-11-08
City Marshal Resigns.

Mr.. ". r. Dennis, our efficient
city marshal, offered his resignat=
ION at the meeting of the COUNSEL
last Monday night, and 1t was re-
luctantly accepted. Mr.. Dennis has
secured control of the livery barn
on Main cross street, and will take
charge the first of toe month,
when his resignation IS effective.
The record., 1917-11-08

Mr.. c. w. Taylor's automobile,
driven by Miss Margaret Taylor and
occupied by several persons, was in
collision yesterday morning at depot
corner of Main street with truck
driven by Mr.. John Meyerhofer.
None of the occupants was hurt,
but Mr.. Taylor's car was so damag-
ed that it could not be moved.
The record., 1917-11-08

Any other talking mac hine may be
had aplenty, at any season, but Wet
rolas, made in many times greater
quantities than any of them, has
never reached the point where all
demands are met, and at this season
the shortage Is very sharp, all over
the world. "There IS reason, !"
which Roark can demonstrate to the
delight of anyone.
The record., 1917-11-08
Acidity Of The Stomach

This affection, called also acid
dyspepsia, is of common occurrence.
1t is caused by the presence of an
excessive amount of hydrochloric
acid in the gastric juice. That acid
is constituent of the normal gastric
JUICE, but when 1t IS present in ex
cesslve amount it interfeIes with the
digestion and causes much distress
or even actual pain. Young adults
suffer more frequently than or olde r
persons, but there are many victims
of the disease among persons from
forty to fifty years of age.
The symptoms are are somewhat
as follows, although, of course, they
vary IN severity and in character in
different cases: The patients ap-
petite is good and he cats with re-
lish, buta at variable pcIIod after
the meal generally from half an
hour TO an hour-he experiences a
feeling of fullncss and discomfort in
the stomach. Gradually the discom-
fort becomes more pronounced and
merges into a burning sens alton
heartburn; there is feeling of con-
s;riCtinn in the throat, hot gas es-
capes from the stomach, and the
patient often raises small amount
of acid fluid that burns the throat
water brash. In very severe cases
he vomits an acrid, sour material
that may even be streaked with
blood. There may or may not be
actual pain in addition to the int ense
discomfort that has been described.
Acidity of the stomach may arise
from a great variety of causes. 1t
may accompany actual infla
of the stomach,-acute or chronic
gastritis, especially the latters-but
in that case it's only one amoung
number of symptoms, and seldom
the most prominent. 1t is also com
monty present in cases of ulcer OF
the stomache, but in that condition
the pain is more intense and there is
also likely to be considerable blood
in the vomited matter.
Usually acid dyspepsia is one of
the so-called MISUNDERSTANDING
with no actual change, either in1am
matory or ulceratlve, in the stomach
so far as the usual methods of ex
animation enable physicians to dis.
cover. 1t occurs for the most part
In those who eat too hastily, who
eat at irregular hours, or who eat toe
little at one meal and too much a
another, or who carry the trials and
worries of the day with them TO the
table. Highly nervous persons Of
ten suffer, and 50 do the hypochond
rlacal, who are constantly watching
for symptoms-a quest that is gene,
rally successful.
The treatment of acid dyspepsia,
which is based so largely upon its
causes, will be considered in a future
article.
The record., 1917-11-08

Miss Hortense Moseley, who has
been a tea cher in our High school,
has accepted a government clerkship
and Will leave tomorrow for Wash
ington City, to the deep regret of
her pupils and our people generally.
Her place will be filled by Miss
Christine Oates, who is highly quail
fed for the important position.
The record., 1917-11-08
Aids For County Teachers.

We have some material which we
shall be glad to give to the teachers
of the county, and ask them to call
or send for it. Several have already
been provided, and there is still a
supply adequate for many more.
THE J. L. ROARK ESTATE
(Orien l.. Roark. Manager)
Greenville, Kentucky
The record., 1917-11-08

Few can go 10 war, but everybody
can give, and with all our giving,
and We must give much, there is no
call more worthy or urgent than that
for funds for the Y. M. C. a. army
work. Equal to the Red Cross,
there shouldEbe most generous res
ponse TO the! War Council call.
The record., 1917-11-08

A fire ALARM last Sunday afternoon
at o'clockdfew a large crowd to
the foot of dEpot hill, where a house
owned by n. l.. P. Moore and oc-
cupied by Mr.. Seegers and family,
was slightly damaged by a fire in
the roof neat a chimney.
The record., 1917-11-08

Elections, war, high prices, hard
winter, coal shortage, food saving,
troop movements, food conservat-
ion, Red Cross and a multitude Oh
other matters are tensely engaging
all our people, these day, but In and
through it all there is a strain OF
Christmas planning, for this is
fixed festival which will endure.
The record., 1917-11-08

Kentucky, furnished the first hero
who lost his life in the war, James
Gresham, barn in Henderson, being
the first man who gave his life.
Walter Gregory, of Louisville,
was am Dung the first batch of pri-
soners taken by the Germans. Thus
are we being brought personally and
vitality into the war.
The record., 1917-11-08

Beginning next Sunday, the week
will be observed throughout the
country as the National SIS, 900, 900
War Fund Campaign, and it should
be no great effort to secure the need
ed amount, to insure the proper
surroundings and entertainment of
our millions Of soldiers,
The record., 1917-11-08

Mr.. Chloe Ford, who has been at
Akron, Ohio, for the past several
months, in the Goodyear Tire Co.
plant, has returned home. He says
that all departments of that factory
except the solid tire section are be-
ing closed down, and most of the
work being done is for the U. S.
government now.
The record., 1917-11-08

A few of our merchants are on the
"spot cashn basis, and others are
considering gong to this plan with
the beginning of the year. All of
them will have to get closer on cred
its, if they want to stay in business,
for affairs in the commercial world
are getting tight.
The record., 1917-11-08
6~ Victrolas are used in

~ Victrolas are used in the
public schools in 62oo cities, towns
and villages of this country, from
44o in New York City down to one
IN many small places, and beside
these are other thousands In the
rural public schools, UNCONVENTIONAL
parochial, private schools, and con-
servatories.
The record., 1917-11-08
Ford Car for Sale.

Another absolutely new 1915
passenger Ford Car. The only new
Ford ready for immediate delivery
in western Kentucky. If interested
write or call phone 24-2- Price $3.50
T. A. Isaacs
The record., 1917-11-08

WE are IN the war. We have lost
soldiers and sailors killed, soldiers
and sailors wounded, soldiers and
sailors captured, And now we are
in no mood to listen to gabby paci-
fists.
The record., 1917-11-08

Dg One of the vital points of vantage
In the V1ctrola is that 1t requires
IS than half the weight to hold the
needle IN the groove than in any
other machine. This accounts for
the absence of surface noise in the
VictrOla. There are many other
exclusive, superior advantages,
which Roark will be glad to demon
strate and explain.
The record., 1917-11-08

A There is one most i'm
!7 s344S 6=944a portant item made in the
lInlIulVlNItS United States which has
VuIIIIllll|llW world wide recognition
of supremacy. Greatest artists, not
only OF this country, but of Italy,
France, Germany, Spain, Russia,
Austria, England and the furthest
corners of the earth select the Victor
as the exclusive instrument to pre-
sent their effortssto the whole world.
Roark is county distributor, and is
glad to play any record you wish to
hear.
The record., 1917-11-08

There arc millions of happy Vic
trola families throughout the world,
more than $50 Of them in Mullen
berg Now would be a Hnc time
:nr you to Join The charmed throng'
and have delights for Christmas,
and next gear, and all festivals anc
years TO come. Anyway, see tbs
instruments and enjoy demonstra
ton at Roark's.
The record., 1917-11-08

"Buster B ,wn"-and vTige," of
course, gave all the children and a
bunch Of grown folks treat IN front
of the store ef Baird & Sumner, pre-
sentlng the Buster Brown" shoes
for children
The record., 1917-11-08

prlce is always the least consider
alton. so do not sacrifice dollars in
service value for dunes IN purchase
price, when you buy talking ma
chine. Even in mechanical con
struction; the Victrola Ia worth the
extra price; in artistic delivery. II
distances all others. See and hear,
J for yourself, at Roark's.
The record., 1917-11-08

~ Some people always get the
best, others get what's left, and
others get left. Select your Victrola
now, at Roark's, and have delivery
whenever you wish.
The record., 1917-11-08

This appears to be Republican
era, as there have been many victor
les over the State, IN local, county
and city elections.
The record., 1917-11-08

With wit ad accuracy one woman
expressed h rself on the election in
the belief th.t all candidates were
thankful-ltl ose chosen being de-
lighted, ane those defeated being
GLAD that 1t vas no worse.
The record., 1917-11-08

Man past 80 with horse and bug
gy to sell Stock Condition Powder IN
Muhlenberg County. Salary 500 per
month Address 9 Industrial Bldg.
Indianapolis Indiana.
The record., 1917-11-08

Everybody Is glad of one thing,
and that is that the election IS over
and folks may devote time, talk and
enearies to other things.
The record., 1917-11-08

GERMANY has gift for finding the
week spots in the armor of its adj
verssrles-frequently because it has
brlbed some of the armorers.
The record., 1917-11-08

Get Victor tungs-tone needles
from Roark. Laboratory tests ex-
tending over a year have demon
strated that two-t thirds the wear is
eliminated by use of these needles,
and the Victor Talking Machine Co.
recommends the exclusive use of this
needle. Plays perfectly, and from
100 to 800 records without change.
The record., 1917-11-08

The u. S. Government has issued
a bulletin on the destructiveness Of
rats and mice, and places the loss
to the country from them at mill
ion dollars a day. The people of
the nation are urged to make lnces-
SAINT war on these rodents, and es-
pecially as food supplies are very
high, now, and every grain needed.
The record., 1917-11-08
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Mr.. Homer Driskill, of Camp
Zachary Taylor, is home on leave
for few days on visit to frlenda and
family.
The record., 1917-11-08

PEOPLE who expect to live in
America after the war would do we'll
10 get IN line with the loyal Ameri-
CaUS.
The record., 1917-11-08

Help raise the SIS, 900, 900 which
this country will place In the hands
of the Y. NJ. C. A. War Work
lCouncil, to heln-anr soldiers and
sailors in this country and on for
eign fields. disappointment for
Muhlenberg is s2175, which Is less
than 81 each for the men and boys
who will likely be in the service.
The record., 1917-11-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For CuGrCsSo

We are authOri Icd ~ announce
MAI. HENRY IL. DESHNRDr
of Warren county. u candidate for Congress
from the Third Congressional district. subject
to the action vi the Democratic primary IL ht
held in August, laiS.
The record., 1917-11-08

No country in the world now has
a merely academic interest IN the
war.
The record., 1917-11-08

RUSSIA is still in the war. Too
still III spots.
The record., 1917-11-08
Notice to the Public.

Persons in need of eyeglasses,
spectacles, repairs, ETC., are invited
to call on me- at the drugstore of R.
F. Jarvis. Ptompt service and guar
anteed fittings.
Mrs. Eula MCGEE Jarvis,
Formerly at Mcdonald & DeWiit's.
The record., 1917-11-08

Our Countryi In her intercourse Wiih
foreign nations may she ARRAYS Dc in the
right; but cur country. night or ,gTorS.
Stephen Decatur.
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1917

En- SEQ at tue Greenvilie, Ky, postoifice a
secoud-rlass matter.
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Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
JOHNNY kILBANE HASN'T
 A THING TO LOSE
Will Pull Down Big Purse For Bout
 With Leonard.

Johnny Kilbane, the featherweight champion hasn't a thing but about 30 minutes of his time to lose in his bout with Lightweight Champion Benny Leonard, which takes place in Phil adelphia a week from Wednesday night. Johnny is a very sensitive being. He took humbrage at the idea that his opponent, who has everything to lose and nothing to gain, was to re- ceive $4,0O0 more in coin of the realm than he was for the coming bout
 Johnny thought it out and worked up line argument along the line that he was just as much of dra wing card as the lightweight title holder He got hold of Matchmaker Dick Hurley, and Dicks money men Jim Doherty and John Shibe. and made a plea that would have made Martin w. LIttleton's best oratoricat effort appear like a schoolboy's first recita tion. Dick & Go. fell for it, and they handed over just as much money as Leonard was 10 get. or s4. 900 more than Johnny first agreed to take
 It only goes to prove that a fighter can talk as good as he can fight some times. That Kilbane was always versatile chap. At that John should send a whole lot of thanks 10 other promoters of this country who were striving to get that match between Leonard and himself. If 1t hadn't beer that Matt Hinkle, of Johns hons town. and John Wisemantle of Brook " has offered S25, ,000 and S27.00f respectively for the contests. Ricardo Guerriro would have told him to gc 10 any place he liked But Ricardo is a business man first. last and all the time, and he just gave in.
 Not that Dick is a philanthropist not by long shot. Dick got his pen cil and paper together end figured out that the bout would draw $40. .000 af least; so why balk on the spendttE of S20,000 for a thing that would douols the investment? IL was tn" easiest victory Champion Kilbane ever SCOT. ed.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
MAY RESUME FOOTBALL
 AT HARVARD IN FALL
Lack of Funds Will Be No Barrier to
 Sports.

There is a chance that Harvard may organize some sort of a varsity team to play informally against neighbor- ing New England colleges. If this is done the eleven would bear some spe- cial designation and not at all as a university outfit. So far a uni versity sport is concerned, the Cam bridge athletic authorities apparently have made no effort to prepare for Coa ching even a freshman team.
 Neither Percy D. Haughton nor his field coach, Leo LearY, is under con tract and as their price is high. there seems little. in fact no, likelihood that either will serve the Stadium grid iron next season.
 While Harvard will lose great deal of money as a result of her decision to abandon the schedule as arranged for next fall, the loss will hardly be felt, since there will be no non n-sup- porting sport to pay for sports, by the way, which in the recent season did not draw upon funds lying in the Harvard treasury as resul: of foot ball and baseball games of the season of 1916-17. There must be a snug sum to the credit of the Crimson bank
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL
SHRINkAGE OF PRICES
With Brisk Rally During Covering
 Movement of Last Hour.

New York, July 17.-Stock market prices experienced further shrinkage for a t4ne today on a decided diminu- ton Of business, but rallied brisllly on the broad covering movement of the last hour The same factors which have initiated against improvement for the past fortnight were again in evidence, although call money kept within moderate bounds, at no time exceeding six per cent. Time loans hardened appreciabsy for all dates The course of the market during the first half of the session pointed to it's absolute dominance by speculative in terests and the maintenance by cop per and motor industries
 Trading in bonds in the open mar ket was irre~,,'~rr ~-@f- -~-'nted. but
 ~r better inquiry was reported b. dealers in private sales, especially for railroad, issues. There was falling off in offerings of liberty 12's, but quotations again ruled at 40 to 99-44 for regular lots. Total sales of bonds (par va1ue) aggregated s2,1S5 ,000-
 United States coupon and registered 3's rose 1-4 on call, the coupon issue losing 1-2 per cent. on sales
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
State Hospital to Open Season.

The Riverview club of the Norwich State Hospital will open it's baseball season Saturday, July 21. The Ath- letics Of South Manchester will be their opponents
 Manager Chase has succeeded in rounding up a classy bunch of ball tossers to back up the two best hurl- CTS in eastern Connecticut, namely Enot and Harrigan.
 Chase will do the catching. Mckay will be in the infield and Wheeler and Houlihan will be seen in the outfeld. This onbinatiOn needs no introduc- tiOn in these parts.
 The visiting team is classy outfit and will be remembered as having given last season the RiVerview team two of it's hardest battles.
 Only the best of semi professional teams will be booked and the fans may be sure of seeing the usual standard of high class baseball al the hospital grounds
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
Chicaqo Takes Both Ends.

Chicago, July 17.-Chicago won both games of the double header from Washington today by scores of to 0 and to 2.
 In the initial game Ciootte allowed the visitors but one hit, a clean single by Morgan in the second inning. Only one other man reached first, Rice, in the seventh who walked Neither req ched second Dumont was hit hard in the second and third innings and with an error by Shanks, Chicago scored all ts runs.
 The second game was a pitching duel between Walter Johnson and Urban Faber and went into the eleventh in ming before the deciding run was scored. Scores:
 Cirst Camel Washfn gton 0 0 0 c 0 0 0 0 % 1 Chicago 0 4 0 0 *-5 0 Batteries: Dunont and Henry: Ci- cotte and SchaIk; umpires, Dineen and O'Loughlin; time. 1.29.
 (Second Camel Washington
 ooo1o o1oo-2 0 Chica go
 10o1o 1-3 1 Johnson and Ainsmith; Faber and Schalk; unpires, O'Loughlin and Dineen: time. 1.53
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18

Ebbets
 In the dispute between Ebbets of Brooklyn and Pitcher Miljus, who re- fuses tp report because of automatic release following salary reduction by the Binghamton club, the pitcher Is Binghamton Brooklyn agreem ent whereby Miljus is made the property of Brooklyn.
 Ebbets had an original agreement with Binghamton calling for pick of Binghamton players at the end of the 1917 season in payment for the ser vices of Catcher Mack Wheat. Miljus believes the new agreement was made after his release in Binghamton de- spite date of June 27.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
RAIN PUTS STOP TO
 GRAND CIRCUIT RACES
Favorites Win in Tuesdays Events.


 Cleveland, O., July 17.-Favorites stepped to the front today at the Grand Circuit meet at North Randall, but only two races were finished, a near cloudburst flooding the track and forcing the postponement of the other three events on the card.
 Mawitza, with Edman up, won the first division of the 219 trot in straight heats and easily outclassed the field.
 In the second division of the 2-19 trot, Peter Chenault, with Murphy up, was given hot competition by Holly rood King in the second heat and North Spur in the third. Only 8 great drive down the home stretch by Mur- phy in the third heat gave the bay son of Peter the Great the heat and race.
 After Kelly de Forest, the favorite in the betting. had won the first heat of the Fasig Sweepstakes the rain de- scended in torrents and turned the track into a veritable river. That end- ed the racing for the day.
 The unfinished events on today's card have been put forward six races being scheduled for tomorrow,
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
FAST TIM E ON
FAST TIME ON
 BAY STATE CIRCUIT. Forrest B. Only Favorite to Come
 Through.
Worcester Mass

Worcester, Mass. July 17.-Worces- ter's Bay State circuit meeting opened today with excellent racing and fast time. But one favorite Forrest B. in the 2.23 trot. won. Wheeler Gentry after winning two heats easily in the 2.20 pacing stake, tired after the third heat and Rhoda Ashbourne won the event, which went six heats
 Lady Amis was the class in the 2 A pace, beating her field from behind in the first two heats and leading the bunch the full distance in the third Forrest B. laid considera bly, over the field in the trotting event.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
New Haven
Worcester
Detroit Divides With Athletics

Detroit, July 17.-Detroit and PhiIa- delphia divided a double header today. The home club won the first game, to ?, by hitting J. Bush and Schauer hard, but Philadelphia took the second to l. Moves outpitched Ehnke, who was poorly supported, R. Jones' failure to cover round givir~ the visitors chances for all their runs. A hard shower halted the second game at the end of the eighth. Scores:
 (First Game.) Philadelphia, 0 1 0 0 0 0-2 5 2 Detroit 0 0 *-9 Is J. Bush Schauer and Meyer Schang: c. Jones and Stanage: um- pires, Owens, Mccormick and Nallin; time, e.03.
 (Second Game.) Philadelphia 0 ? 1 0 0-3 Ii i Detroit 0 Q 0 0 0 II o Moves and Schang: Ehmke and Stanage; unpires, Mccormick, Na1lin and Owens; time, 1.33.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-07-18
H dHford
Lawrence 6, New London 5

Lawrence, Mass, July 17.-After holding Lawrence hitless for four in nines today, Fortune of New London weakened and in the sixth three passes allowed the home team to start a rally, enough to win the game. 6 to ). Flynn, for the second time in two days, was a big factor in the SCOT ing, hitting a home run with two men on bases Press was hit hard but sharp fielding held down the visitors score Score-