The Goldfield news and weekly tribune. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1911-1947, 1917-12-01
DEVIL ADVOCATES IN FAVOR OF KAISER

it k a H"ohenZollern to make a
way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand,
you set the world on fire and bells
OF hell we're ringing. Your rape on
Belgium caused much joy, 1t was
the beginning, the foundation of a
perfect hell on earth, the destruc-
ton of noble cathedrals and other
infinite works of art was hailed with
joy in the internal regions. You
made wal on friend and foe alike
aid the murder of civilians showed
my teachings had borne fruit.
Your treachery toward neutral
nations fastened a universal up
heavel, the thing l most desired.
Your undersea warfare is a master
stroke, from the smallest mackeral
pot to the great Lusitana you show
ed no favorite, as a war lord you
stand supreme, for you have no
mercy, you have no consideration
for the baby clinging to its mothers
breasts as they both go down into
the deep together, only to be torn
apart and %leisurely devoured by
sharks down among the corals.
| have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France. l
have seen your hand of destruction
everywhere; it's all your work, SUI
perfiend hat l made you. have
seen the fields of Poland, now a
wilderness fit for prowling beasts
only; no merry children in Poland
now; they succumbed to frost and
starvation. l drifted down into Ga
licia, where formerly Jews and Cen
tiles lived happily together. found
but ruins and ashes. l felt a curious
pride in my pupil, for it was all
above my expectation.
| was in Belgium when you drove
the peaceful population before you
like cattle into slavery; you separ-
ated man and wife and forced them
to hard labor in trenches. | nave
seen the most fiendish rape com
mitted on young women and those
who were forced into maternity were
cursing the father of their offspring
and l began to doubt if my own in
ferno was really up to date.
You have lived fat on the land you
usurped and sent the real owners
away to starvation. You have stray
ed away from all legalized war meth
DDS and introduced a code of your
own. You have killed and robbed
the people of friendly nations and
destroyed their property.
You are a liar, a hypocrite and a
buffer of the highest magnitude.
You are a part of mine and yet you
pose as a personal friend of God.
All, William you are a wonder. You
wantonly destroy all things in your
path and leave nothing for coming
generations.
| was amazed when | saw you
form a partnership with the impos-
sible Turk, the chronic killer of
Christians, and you a devoted wor-
shipper of the Lutheran church. l
confess, William, you r a wonder
at times. A Mohammedan army,
commanded by German officers, as
sisting one another in massacreing
Christians is a new line of warfare.
When a Prussian officer can wit
ness a nude oma being disembow-
led by a swarthy Turk, committing
a double murder with one cut of his
saber, and calmly stand by and see
a house full Of innocent Armenians
locked up, the house saturated with
oil and fired, then my teachings did
not stop with you, but have been
extended to the whole German ma
ton. l confess my Satanic soul grew
sick and then and there 1 knew the
pupil had become the master.
l am a back number, and my dear
Wilhelm, l abdicate in your favor.
The great key of hell will be turned
over to you. The gavel that has
struck the doom of damned souls
since time began is yours. l am
satisfied with what l have done
that my abdication in your favor is
for the very best interest of hell. In
the future | am at your majesty's
service.
Affectionately and sincerely,
Innnnnn Il cAnAr