Arizona republican., 1917-02-11

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 FoRD's MARRIED. AND MAD
 Now let it be known to men, wom- en and children. that the illustrious Ford after long deliberation, media ton. and lamentation does acknuw- ledge assimilation in the true matri- monial condition and with monogram ous intent;-if imperative. Further more. be it known that the title. name and cognomen of this house from henceforth, will be Ford and Mate" meaning helpmate and playmate Where and when did it happen Geor- gie?' Oh. Los Angeles; -(now l have returned) Give me your fist-congrat- ulations: How -do-you -feelg' Perfectly elegant:-why if I had known the joy. pleasure and happiness engendered thro' wedlock years agone would have sailed under the flag of Brigham or like Solomon. have kept 700 females penned.-"Man live alone?" Foolish. my friend. foolish. Then you are pos itiye that time tide, adjuration. dissm- ulation, scandaliZation, or your enemy's file work will not cool your ardor ?H No sir even with assistance from the ''evil and his saints. (Three months la .er) Hello old Junk-Shake, Why iiat's the matter, you look languIr. stupid. distressed Married life don't agree with you: liver clogged or kid neys congested? You sure are on the decline, old boy. and must brace up Sorry you got married, eh," Not a bit of 1t, and mark this in your hat: :- from henceforth let there be no insinu- alton. interdiction or instrumentation from you:-My wife's alive and kick ing. she's perfectly able to attend my m firm ha indiscretion, and you old harleauins who sit around and gossip, better let us alone, or some pallbearers will soon be selected. and your carcasses will grace the catacombs
 Well, whats the use getting mad IT. let me tell you all about the fine furni- ture just received. Two car loads; - Think of it. car loads, and fine stuff believe me.
 Dressers-maple, mahogany. oak or ash.
 Beds-Brass. bronze enamel or oak.
 Bed springs. 4 and inch steel in single. 2s and double
 Mattresses cheaper than all.
 Dihing tables and chairs. 6. $. To- foot in oak of designs.
 Dressers in mahogany. maple. oak. ash and willow-any price
 Have lot of elegant carpets from 2Oc to 30c per yard
 Hundreds of cheap chairs.
 Most lovely carved china cabinets and bookcases.
 Filing cabinets of latest designs. Flat and roll top desks bv the dozen. elegant pianos. $40, $60. $200. Smith Premier, Oliver. Remington, typewriters.
 kodaks and cameras. Gnild'G Chnirc and wheel rrONVS cheap.
 Box sewing machines. 5000 Overlan' car ~ii overhauled, $250; ! absolutely guaranteed Y S1,000 cab, like new, a beauty. $l00
 Incubators of mar -atterns. Motor l H. P with switch board belt and wheel, S35
 Anderson scale official test. $3G Books-Thousands of volumes; al! sorts and kinds.
 Have some fine cheap clocks. Gas ranges in every pattern with | positive guarantee, soc T $1.00 Wood and coal ranges.
 Coal oil stoves and gasoline ranges ! very cheap.
 Dress forms and busts 1 organs of late design. very cheap. f Mow machine. harrows discs, blows, subsoils and scrapers; also farmers | tools.
 Cheap single buggy harness. 1 steam heat tables. | Fine assortment Of guns ard tents A large lot new and second hand l hose, 25 and 90 it. lengths I cannot enumerate, but remember 1 carry everythir~ r,uv everything Pov more than anybody and sell cheaper
 FORD. 40 South Central Ave. Phone 1776 It