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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-04-27

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The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
HOMEMADE CARRIER IN BARN
Labor Saving Device Easily Put To- gether Greatly Assists With
 Chores Around Stables.

The daily toll about the barn in do- ing chores can be lessened if q few la- bor-saving devices are installed. One of these devices is a manure carrier. I made one as follows: The body of the carrier is made of pine boards for the ends, shaped as in the sketch, and onto these ends I nailed sheet-iron sides and bottoms, as shown. says a South Dakota writer in The Farmer. Then I bent an ordinary one-inch gas pipe into U shape, forming the frame, and bolted it to the body of the car rier, as shown. Then to the top of the gas pipe frame I fastened two piv- oted sheave wheels, diameter six
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Such Is Life

George" she said, "am I really and truly your little popsy wopsy?"
 ''The sweetest peachy weachy in ex- istence" declared George.
 And you've never, never loved an other girl?"
 "There isn't another girl in the world worth thought, sweet"
 "What makes you love me so, George?"
 Just because I can't help it, preciousest."
 Am l an angel, George?"
 'An elf, petsie. The daintiest little fairy that ever drew breath
 "Oh, my true knight" she sighed. Good night Good night"
 And five minutes later the daintiest little fairy that ever drew breath was snapping mas head off because the bread and cheese and pickled onions were not laid out for supper; whilst the true knight was whispering sweet nothings to the golden-haired barmaid at the Fan and Feathers, and asking her if she had a fancy to go to the pictures next Friday.-Londo Tit Bits.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Girls! Use Lemons!
 Make a Bleaching,
 Beautifying Cream

The juice of two fresh lemons strain ed into bottle containing three ounces of orchard white makes a whole quar- ter pint of the most remarkable lemon skin beautifier at about the cost one must pay for small jar of the ordi- nary cold creams. Care should be talk en to strain the lemon juice through q fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in, then this lotion will keep fresh for months. Every woman knows that lem on juice is used to bleach and remove such blemishes as freckles, sallowness and tan and is the ideal skin Softener, smoothener and beautifier.
 Just try it! Get three ounces of orchard white at any pharmacy and two lemons from the grocer and make up quarter pint of this sweetly fra grant lemon lotion and massage it daily into the face, neck, arms and hands. It naturally should help to soften, fresh en, bleach and bring out the roses and beauty of any skin. It is simply mar velous to smoother rough, red hands. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
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DIFFERENCE IN MILK PRICES
Until Recently Product Has Been Paid for Without Regard to QuaI-
 ity-Farmers Organizing.

Discussing the cost of producing milk by dairymen and the cost of dis tribution by dealers, Prof. Fred Ras- mussen, head of the dairy husbandry department at the Pennsylvania state college, recently asserted that milk has until very recently been paid for without regard to quality, the cheapest and poorest milk determining the price. The farmer, he said, has not made use of collective bargaining in the sale of milk, and as an individual has accepted whatever price was of fered.
 "The fact that milk has always been obtainable farther away from the mar ket at less price than the difference in the cost of transportation" said Professor Rasmussen, "has made ii difficult to get a rise in price of milk for the farmer. The farmer as a class i is slow to change and slow to organ. i ize. It has been the history through out the world that cooperation among farmers develops only under economic pressure.
 The fact that milk producers in the eastern part of the United States are today organizing to save their in- dustry from financial ruin is the best evidence of the economic pressure the industry is suffering. In the solving of the crisis in the milk business today many adjustments must be made"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Don't Poison Baby.
On Will Training.

The magazines advertise many books on will training. Each of them prom ises 10 heal the sick self, to strengthen the feeble knes, tp turn the poor in heart into dominating personalities, to make live wires out of hard bound brains. Pleasant is the picture, very pleasant and alluring, which these ad- vertisements paint of the future. Your inhibitions shall be cast out of you, they shall perhaps enter into your Gadarene competitors, who shall be driven violently down q steep place into the sea, leaving your once faint heart free to win fair wages. Unless, indeed, your competitors happen to better their wills by buying and read ing the same books, in which case the future looks less clear-The New Re public
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
LOOKED LIKE INVERTED RAIN
Bullets From Machine Guns Gave Odd Impression to Aviator at, Whom
 They Were Aimed.

It will be easily understood, writes Mir. c. c. Grey in "Tales of the Ely ing Service" that before a bullet that has been shot straight upward begins to fall there must be a point where it stands dead still, and that for the last part of it's upward path if travels very slowly. One officer of my acquaint- ance told me, after some months of war, that his most curious experience was when once and once only he dis covered the exact extreme range point.
 He was flying along quite peacefully on a bright sunny morning at an alti- tude of little over 5000 feet, without worrying about anything, when sudden ly he saw something bright dart past the side of the machine. He began to look about him and saw, q shade be- low him and trifle to one side, q whole stream of little bright things gilt tering in the sun.
 Then he realized that he had just struck a level that happened to be the extreme vertical range of d machine gun that was making uncommOnly good shooting Other bullets from rifles and other machine guns also flashed into view as he flew along. and when his eyes caught the right focus he could follow the slow, tOpmost part of their movement for considerable distance. Tt loolled,' he said, "just as if it were raining upward" and the phenomenon was so novel that he quite forgot for d time that the "raindrops" indicated that he was unpopular with someone below.-Youth's Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Homemade Liter Carrier.

inches. A little retaining or trip lever was also fastened to the frame and engages in suitable slot in the end of the carrier body. This lever is shown in the sketch, and it is to keep the carrier body in place when loading, and to release the body so that it will swing on the pivots in unloading.
 The next thing was to put up the track. I used round steel cable pur- chased from the local dealer and fas- tened this to q post in the barnyard suitably guyed and anchored. The other end of the cable I ran through the barn door to the opposite side. There I fastened it to the wall securely and stretched it tight. Then I hung the carrier in place and the job was completed. It works fine and is about as good as a more expensive one.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03

I discovered vegetable compound that does the work of dangerous, sckening calomel and want every reader of this paper to try bottle and if it doesn't straighten you Up better and quicker than saivating calonel just go back to the store and get your money.
 l guarantee that one spoonful of Dodsons Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your thirty feet of bowels of the sour bile and constipation poison which is clogg1ng your system and making you feel miserable
 I guarantee that one spoonful of this harmless liquid liver medicine will relieve the headache, bill iousness coated tongue ague, malaria, sour stonl- ach or any other distress caused by torpid liver as quickly as dose of vile, nauseating calomel, besides it will not make you sick or keep you from
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Modern.

"My potato" he hOwled passionate ly, throwing himself on his knees be- fore her. do not taunt me thus! Let me look into thine orbs. shining like radishes set in a bed of the finest leaf-mold and see truth revealed there in! Oh, do not send me away, I inn plore you. My parsnip-my onion, my turnip-top, my holy little ieek !''
 She rose to her feet
 "Slugr' she hissed. Wireworm Allotment thief! You dare to come to me with vain compliments? But l can see through you. You call me chaste potato, while at the same time, copying the ways of the murderOus green fly, you seek to pull me down to your own vile and stagnant level. BegOne!"
 And he went.-London Ideas.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Aroused. Then Modified.

MT. Binks-I met a woman today that I thought good deal of once. Mrs. Binks-Oh, you did?
 Yes. l used to do my very best to please her"
 ''Humph .'
 q did everything I could to win her affection My goOdnessr'
 And at last I fiattered myself that I succeeded"
 "Wha"-
 "She granted all that l asked, and by so doing made me the happiest man alive"
 "Merciful''-
 ''I asked her to come up to the house with me today, but she had some shop ping to do, and cannot get here until supper time"
 MT. Binks, I am going to my moth er."
 "She isn't home, my dear. It was your mother that I met. She gave me you. ."-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Safe Advertising.

An Amsterdam avenue delieatessen dealer has reached the pinnacle of ad- ycrtiSing ingenuity in his efforts to sell more eggs than his competitors, His window displays the following sign;
 Guaranteed fresh eggs 52 cents q dozen. Five cents for each bad egg u,Wrned
 The disabilities unconsciously rise at thp=thought#ef respectable gentle man walking along Amsterdam ave nue carrying an egg that has been boiled and in =the process of breaking for breakfast has displayed unmiS- tskably- vicious tendencies. Inquiry at the shop revealed that tue proprietor has yet to pa4eHt= the first nickel for a returned egg, and he still insists that rhp advertising idea is d good one New York Sun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
GOOD SANITATION IN DAIRY
Five Practical Suggestions Made by Clemson College for Best Man.
 aeement of Herd.
CClemson College Bulletin.)

Clemson College Bulletin)
 l. Have the herd examined at least once a year by competent veteri' marian. Promptly remove animals sus, pected of being in bad health. Never add an animal to the herd until cer. tain it is free from disease, partieu, larly tuberculosis.
 2. Never allow COW to be excited by fast driving, abuse or unnecessary disturbance.
 8. Clean the entire body of the COW daily. Hair in the region of the udde1 should be kept short by clipping.
 4. Do not allow strong-flavored food like cabbage or turnips, to be eaten except immediately after milking Changes in feed should be made grad ually.
 5. Provide fresh, pure drinking wa ter in abundance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Ready for Rest of 1t.

Mr. Gurd is inclined 10 pessimism particularly in the morning. At all times he looks upon the works of the boarding house cook with suspicion.
 Wouldn't you like a nice stew this morning?" inquires the waitress,
 s'Nar t''
 We have porkchopmuttonchopIiver enhaconhamenaggs
 ''NaW-w '"
 Let me bring you a nice fried sole, 7" she persisted.
 Sure, you might as well bring the sole.n he snarled. T ate the uppers yesterday
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
STOP CAL0MEl! TAKE
 D0DS0M'S LIVER TONE
New Dscoy Takes Place of Dangerous Caome Puts Your Liver Work Without Making You Sick-Eat Aything-t Can Not
 Savate-Don't Lose Days Work

days work I want to see bottle of this won- derful liver medicine in every home here
 Calomel is poison-it's mercury-it attacks the bones, often causing rheumatism. Calomel is dan- gerous It sickens-while my Dodson's Liver Tone is safe, pleasant and harmless Eat any thing afterwards, because it not salivate. Give it to the children because it doesn't upset the ston ach or shock the liver. Take spoonful tonight and wake up feeling fine and ready for full days work.
 Get bottlel Try it! If it doesn't do exactly what 1 say, tell your dealer to hand your money back. Every druggist and store keeper here knows me and knows of my wonderful discovery of vegetable medicine that takes the place of danger o11s calomel-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
INCREASED DEMAND FOR COW
In sinoIe Year She Produced Enough Protein for Three Steers and
 Fat for TWo

Dairy products, like everything else. are increasing in price and we find now as never before an increasing de mand for the dairy COW. If we stop to consider a few of her performances we will find that in q single year she will produce enough protein for three steers, enough fat for two, ash enough to build the skeletons for three, over $40 worth of milk sugar, and manure valued at $30.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
PAID OUT S4,OOO
 WITHOUT RESULTS
Tried Treatment for Three Years
 but Couldn't Get Relief.
HER HEALTH RESTORED
"Even My Own Folks Are Astonished That 1 Am Able to Do My Housework," Says Mrs.
 8lalock.

One of the most sensational state ments vet published in connection with Tanlac was made by Mrs. V. Rlalock, residing at 104 Crawford street Houston, Texas, q few days ago, who said:
 'T suffered so much from rheuma- tism and stomach trouble for the past three years that I became Respondent and sometimes felt that life was hard lv worth living. l had a distressed feeling in my stomach nc matter what or how little 1 ate. My chest was full eff pain, my heart acted peculiar and l could hardly get my breath at times. WAS tired all the time and felt so weak and miserable that I could hard ly stand on my feet.
 "Do you know I spent something like four thousand dollars during those three years for treatments and medicines of various kinds but found no relief. started taking Taulac and began to improve with the first few doses and even my own folks are now astonished that 1 am able in so short time to dc my own housework. Somehow it just seemed to suit my case exactly and it makes me happy to think how perfectly my health is being restored. 1 can eat anything l want now and am not troubled any more with shortness of breath or other signs of indigestion. I have already gained five pounds in weight and am improving every day"
 There is a Tanlac dealer in your town.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
LESSON FOR AUGUST 5.
MANASSEH'S SIN AND REPENT
 ANCE.

LESSON TEXT-u Chronicles 23:1-20.
 GOLDEN TEXT-Let the wicked for sake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him. and to our God. for he will abundantly pardon.-Isaiah 51:l.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
A Ready.Witted Parson.

The evening lesson was from the Book of Job and the minister had just read: "Yea, the light of the wicked shall be put out" when immediately the church was in total darkness.
 Brethren" said the minister with scarcely moments pause, ''in view of of this prophecy, we will spend a few minutes in silent prayer for the cleo tric lighting company. y."-Boston Tran Script
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Have Private Latch Rev.

A teacher in an Indiana schools says that she used to think there was a chance for careful, sanitary folk to es- cape germs, but since holding an ex- animation recently she has given up hope In this examination the question was asked:
 What are bacteria, and how do they enter the body?"
 And one eighth-grade pupil gave the discOuraging answer:
 Bacteria is germs, and they get into the human body by means of rusty nail. l."-Indianapolis News.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
HAVE SOFT, WHITE HANDS
Clear Skin and Good Hair by Using
 cuticura-Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. Besides these fragrant, super-creamy emol- lients prevent little skin troubles be- coming serious by keeping the pores free from obstruction. Nothing better at any price for all toilet purposes.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
He Was Sorry He Spoke.

"Why, you women ought to be thank ful that you do not live in foreign countries, where they yoke up women with mules and make them pull to- gether," said rough opponent of wom- an suffrage to gentle, but stron- minded suffragist.
 "You are married, are you not?' she asked.
 "Yes '" he snapped.
 Well" she reioined, then foreign countries are not the only ones in which women are yoked with mules"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
That Solemn Expression.

Two sailors were coming along the sidewalk just as a newly married cou- pie came out of the church to enter an automobile Said one sailor: "There goes another poor devil launched upon the sea of matrimony."
 "Yes," said the other, "and he looks as if he expected to strike mine any minute. .'-Boston Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen eral Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties ot QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Bro,Inht If Back.

Josiah" said Mrs. Hawbuck, "1 hope you kept your head while you were in New York;
 q did, Martha" was the humble re- ply, but I guess 1t was only because none O them sharpers had any use for it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
Advancino Civilization.

As q proof that civilization is ad- vancing, it may be pointed out that African traders, who used to supply Uganda with rum. calico, brass wire and beads are now doing a flourish ing trade in wrist watches.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
At the Summer Resort.

Stella-HeIlO, Frank.
 Bella-Now, there you go calling him Frank. I am his fiancee and I want you to understand, dearie, that 1 am the only one around here who has the Franking privilege.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
RED CROSS BALL BLUE

Insures snowy white beautiful clothes on washday. Buy Red Cross Blue,
 not just cheap liquid blue which makes your clothes greenish yellow. Red Cross Ball Blue large packages cost only 5 cents All good grocers sell it.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03

No Chance for Him Even Then. Does your husband talk in his sleep?'
 ''Yes. but then he never gets the best of me. So do l.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
CnIIldn,t Be More So.

"Is that woman a fitting companion for my wife?"
 Certainly she Is; she's her dress maker"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
The Trouble.

"1Ehatca looking SO blue about, old topF'
 "Oh. my wife wants more clothes, though til the year her wardrobe has been oversubscribed' '
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03
When to Condemn Cow.

No COW should be condemned as 2 poor or improbable one until she has been fed up to her full capacity as g milk producer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-08-03

A man may speak several languages and still not be able to say anything worth listening to.