Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-02-23

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Dtd son put the cat in The base
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Fl did
as the milk bottle 8Ht77
. Yes deaTie"
( What have you done with our po-
tato7"
Fl locked it in the pantry
Suppose we had burglars visit us
touehts
"I-uever thought eff that
Then. to make sure. 7 believe Won
had better bring our potato mp with
You and put II under Eour pillow be-
side your revolver
That Is good suggestion dearle-
There Is nothing like playing SAFE
MOST every body with whom son
discuss the question BIAS an expiana-
ton for the high cost of living. but
yau have SET TO meet tie one who can
ten you how t8 head 0fi the anrush
0a the household cTeheguer for the
Things that are essential 10 the main
teuance Of body and SOUL
EUGENE r Lies IS general super
inteudent of the United Charities Of
Chicago AND strange SIS e may APP
pear he IS recognized as the man best
equipped Of All the experts iH tals par
t5caiaT line of work I'M the City 5u get
ting al the truth in matters pertaining
10 bis department.
BINDB iii Washington has fl that
Representative Glass Is 10 be named
70 succeed Secretary afeAdea If the
asHr init
tfoH ol gHiuG ~ enter private bust
ness Mr.. Glass declares ne has been
panied 1E these reports. although many
of the politicians declare they have
seen through the whole arrangement
for months
tT the various patriotic cclebra-
items held over the nation yesterday
most sd tBg speakers. HgHratiTety
biting Barge chunks out of the grand
old dag as theE waved their arms io
display the perfect fits of their new
~uifs acquired for the occasion and
shook their heads violently le prove
that their hirsiuta a80Fumeuts were
not false asked what the father ~
his country would da Il he were in
oHT midst, Frankly, we believe ii he
could return for @ daE and listen 80
IHe uratarieal crimes that are commit
tel IH biz uuWe Be would appeal ~
his countrFmen 30 cut cut tbe bunk in
future AMI merely give him credit fgr
his achievements without attempting
t8 a5tune- Hi- ghost TO modern -itUa-
items. Washington simply played his
part ass would have aHg other patriot
o. his time. similarly stationed What
De would be doing today we're he here
Is ali childish speculation, He isH't
zE.Ff cd e. En
handle our present day problems. Our
aets i7 u b"et a1N support tHSN-
~ Is indeed Heartau5uz in these DAYS
when charges are diving tliez and last
10 have William Randolph Hearst come
% ban ~ defense OF the American
newspaper. 8a -roHa larTfd lu his
retutalaH Of he allegation rHat NUM-
have been subsidized TO support the
at4Ae7 ana 70 provoke war with Ger
many me tae-5 are laal the stand
a4aa Oh news aHeE eeliEs are the -lEa-
5ea OF any business or profession IN
tl-s "'i50E. 1aE.ati.l Htsaet l4an the
@I-s7 o. s-e paHtieiah#, "Ao are Tor
ne most part lawyers saws Brother
teaFs' "a pipins telegram to his
Chicago editor from Palm Beach "a
-a"seE VIII take d zee 10 represent
any SIDE 81 case. % defend Grim
"7paPet o- any pasi,ioh could be
lIl-1u --e5t. itEse.tt OF 3a9lfeelly- nN
meme 90 ~ business or
poii-ls7. Ds threats err 3E ealolerE,
- 40 on 70 @4Noea-e any tHi4E lnat e
4-1 hot psiel7 % oe rlaA-- iaeTe are
some son. oiaak saeeP ID every profession