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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
Thrift STAMPS.
Safe investment Now Open To Canard
County People.

Postmaster f. z. Brown has received
the War-savings Stamps and certiti-
Gates. and they are now in the hands
of every rural carrier and the postmss-
ter for sale.
The stamps are the best saving in
vestment ever invented They can be
purchased for 25 cents each and pasted
in stamp book provided for that pur-
pose. Four dollars fills the book and
by presenting the filed book and pay
ing l2 cents additional the holder is
given a S.. certificate. Postmaster
will gladly explain the details for it Is
merely call loan to the government
and the interest is compounded quar-
terly.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
Lancaster, Ky, December l3. 1917
Rates For Political Announcements

Ten Million new members in a week!
That is the goal the American Red
Cross has set for itself in its Christ
mas membership campaign that is to be
launched December 16. Throughout
the United States, Red Cross chapters
are preparing for the enrolment of the
new army which is to stand as the or
gained support of the BOYS IN the
trenches.
No man is more deeply concerned in
the world war than President Wilson
who is also president of the Red
Cross and this is his proclamation:
To the People of the United States:
Ten million Americans are invited
to join the Red Cross during the week
ending with Christmas Eve. The
times require that every branch of our
great national effort shall be Loyalty up
held, and il is peculiarly fitting that at
the Christmas season the Red Cross
should be the branch through which
your willingness to help is expressed.
You should JOIN the American Red
Cross, because it alone can carry the
pledges of Christmas good will to those
who are bearing for US the real bur-
dens of the world war, both in our own
Army and Navy and in the nations up
on whose territory the issues of the
world war are being fought out Your
evidence of faith in this work is
necessary for their heartenihg and
cheer.
You should join the Red Cross be-
cause this arm of the National Service
IS steadily and efficiently maintaining
its overseas relief in every suffering
land administering our millions wisely
and well and awakening the gratitude
of every people.
Our consciences will not let us enjoy
the Christmas season if this pledge of
support to our cause and the worlds
veal is left unfulfilled. Red Cross
membership is the Christmas spirit in
terms of action.
(SignedD Woodrow Wilson,
President of the American Red Cross.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
BRAKEMAN.

Mr.. Calvin Brakeman. aged 73 years
died at his home near Buena Vista. on
November 30th. after an illness Of seS-
eral months.
Mr.. Brakeman was one of the fore
most citizens and farmers in that sec
ton Of the county. having moved from
Jessamine to Buena Vista about Is
years ago. After funeral services at
his late home he was buried in the
Nicholasville cemetery. He is survived
by six children, Otis. Irvine. Carl.
Walden, Mrs. X. ID. McMurtry and
Miss Urel Brakeman.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
RED CROSS NOTES.

The Garrard County Chapter of the
Red Cross thru the chairman of the
Womans Department has made another
shipment of knitted articles. including
80 sweaters. 30 pairs of sox. and 29
wristlets. The articles were sent TO
Cincinnati where they will be divided
between the soldiers of Fort Thomas
and Camp Zachary Taylor This makes
in all to date l0l sweaters, 100 pairs
of sox. and IS wristlets that have been
made and shipped direct to the soldiers
by the women Of Garrard County. 1t
is urged that all who have knitting will
finish as soon as possible as these warm
wooden articles are greatly needed by
the soldiers in the camps and at the
front where conditions are extreme.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
COLD A YEAR AGO

Mr. j. X. Mount who keeps a record
of the cold spells every year informs
us that on the l4th of December. a
year ago, the thermometer registered
20 degrees below zero; yet We hear
people saving that the present cold
spell is the severest we have known in
years.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
LOCATING The WOUND.

Tulsa Okla. World: Another Of those
terrible affairs has just been enacted at
New Orleans. Through the medium of
the telegraph we learned that young
lady was shot and fatally wounded in
the business section couple of days
ago. Every now and then we hear of
a shooting of that nature. They used
to be quite eommon but in recent years
that kind Of shooting has been the ex-
ception rather than the rule.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13

Eighty-fourth division SIS without II
name and wants name there is no
conceivable objection to their having
the name of Lincoln and Mr.. Waiter
son is right in saying that it would
ring through France and England and
echo throughout Europe" upon the ar
rival of the Kentucky. Indiana, and
Illinois soldiers in France. State Jour
nal
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
GOOD SALE.

Mr.. Phil Brown returned from Dan
vile last Monday where he sold his to-
bacco crop at an average Of S36.02 a
hundred. He was well pleased goes
without saying
The Danville market, for the first
500 900 pounds sold, averaged S3l.59.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1917-12-13
TO ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS
IN GARRARD COUNTY and ELSEWHERE =. GREETINGS:

The Red TEN MILLION
beginning end
Monday
The Christmas This
hved that the will thinking
rather than festivities.
Garrard Counv apportonment this drive members at
ST. member Every member family the
Oldest should
member of your family.
Immediately, send
family
and
for 1917 them 1915
Let EVERY TRUE PATRl-
If stand united there will divided how
thandef eat?
hold indicating whether members
check for dollar for today
will
Names New Post
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18
Gitebbmrs, @ass.

Mrmon ia raiiban tertpebops Mnt-
taion toimittaiane ia iuurelle iitfi'
iafunnalIel SouIu iubIista joloin
on taos mennpt. @efin illblimme
NuoriIoliittomnie alfoi iitb-
Ian oottono firfosio. Souliioamiiiio
mentiin feI[o 5 firffoon. &anida oil
firffo aiipan tGpnnd ia pasori Weiet'
tincn iaornoii moimaIliiesti jolliin
~iulrrcsta mcrfitpfiestd. SIlalIa oil
Insten joilttfiuii julia, JOSH
iuatiin flhtIla lasten toolstoiuan lou'
ia tertOmifiiaaon Seeiuf-
len bnfpmdstd. llittenafpnoteno
mpSs iit6littiin ia iIlaIIa oil ielra'
firnnar tp~iroiifofous, iosio walittiin
wirfailjot aIfaneelle iuiiooeIle. Oil
mieItd Iiifuttoipao, fun ponbot pois-
hiipat ia uiioet astiiiuot tilolle' al
roostaon idienfiriuri tirli entincn.
Wonbot pirfoiIiiot otpot iiIti pbtd
uuttcrat jdicnet futen %enmenfin. Cd
beIIc 90 rpitto idicntd ioimme ottoo
mostoon ferrofuntuumme. sc ofot'
tao, ettd SumdIm iona on idonut
tpoif,ttuo. gh,orifoliittommc tpiet.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

ti~laihui6esia i%aapurnaan Min Idbet-
timGt toisten mhlfana ratfauoen Lab.
ionia, -iefG fifteen mieId rdbaa uieom-
pia boIIoreita! SsGin ridptttpdt ettG
paiffaflmman fania wieid rafastaa
panbaa faarnaaiaania, eipaffG MINI
mlto6oin ole iamaa mieltd human
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. fesfefld toimi-
man meliedniG mibaaipm rpbmGn
fmsia, iotfa olpnt minuIta rpostG.
meet fen mdbGiien fannatuffen mifa
minuHa on tGGlI1 oIIut ntonta pllot-
ia. Se opat tuoneet nGfDpiIIe ip-
o1npeni1 laaoun minfdlaiiia Iobioja
beiuG OH ollitt antaa tpanballe iaar-
naoiolleen. @n tai6a m1titta FUN iD-
oGmelliesti fiitt1G ennen faiffia SUI
malaa iiitG armosta ettG bGnen ianan
ia on tGGIlG tuottanlf minulIe iIoo,
eifG ole n1ennpt tpbiddr, fosfa ie on
tuottanut pstGmiG miitta mposfin
fotferia mibolliiia. NGin alma SUI
malan Jana oitein iaarnattuna tuot.
-. 80 -.
taa iaarnooialIe pstGtpiG ia pibolIi-
fla. Wlltta moi niitG rai,ffoja iotfa
~rlIpeatput pibaamoan eipanfeliumin
iaaan iaornaaiia. Nita f%uIoiiempaa
ibminen fosfaan moi furlIa finn e.
mmfeliumin artiaallista ianomoa.
On taioa pibollistenifom eoestd
mutlto fun ritfoilla Simalaa aipaa-
moan beioan iilmdniG ndfemaGn
beioGn ipaaralIiien efiptpfienid. Giin
mpos fiitGn teitG faiffia, iotfa mai.
nitim jublan panitte toin1een pnna
faiffia iiiben oiaa o~ttaueita. Siima'
Ia palfifiee raffaiioen tp0nne.
8eliep6ell1:
S. 6. 2ilieroos.
gopinaton, Micb.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

Seupebbps tddItd faifine Mrtta-
ion pstGsutuIe. aosfa tadltd pain ei
ole udfpmpt pbtddn u%ittiiia fdntdn leb
ben p~aIstotIlo, min pddtin riiiueta
piirtdmddu muatnman riipin. Sddl'
Idfin OIL pienoincn iouffo, jotfa Sur
moloon I,sottaen toimii feiirofinta-
tpota. Ompduienrd on olliit ielira-
fuurnon pbtepoesfG, toinlien abterdsfl
tdud rpttdId steaasia otooiuIIsdsl
Slot oIermme pddttdneet pitdd mpp-
iaiict I. t. 81 p. ia tOispomme rimius.
ia oionottoa Idbiieitoum pstdiptlfd.
OtjeImo oIfaa piioIi pboefidn illol-
Ia. gostori snttonen joaquin mpOs
t6nnc pitden pubccf ia ianroflmnort
iSfcniItd tilIee runoja ia fcrtomlitlio.
Soipomme crittdinfin Teip @ocbel-
Ten pstdspicn Iaopihpon oftontdon O.
ioo jubIiimne iiten oatfacn MCLEAN
pientG ieitrofunfanmme.
aosfapo ui,ii tuisOiifin on fposfd
oIfiipuoqelIo, min toitpcton fdifille
onneIIisto ia armOrifostu miftaiu'iOf
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18
YllGtpsfeffcrit.

S~unmpntaina tGrnGn fiiun z pGi-
ma panitpat poiffafitntaIaiiet toi-
meen Gotpiuptonisia allefirioittaneen
lirona oifein minimum iublaHiiet bdd-
femit. DIN iaamit 10 mdbGifen ipi.
BID ~coeltdp6in paiftafintaIaiSten
bommista etten min paboin idifdb.
tGnpt fun iltap1itpdIlG otto tiilemaan
foniaa niiortopdte6 M. m. iuuri
iouffo iefd ponbempia etenfin milf.
iid, iotfo beti toIoon tiiIlesiaon otti-
not feittouunin baltiiinia ia olfoi.
mot ,poImistomaan fobtpia ia teetG
ia IpomG1n pSpoGIle tuomiunia foi.
feIlaiiia berffiiia, feefid y. m. Sefd
iofoiielIo'oI Of ipieIG foinoIosioon tio.
totpana MILD iionliban fimpole ia
t~otieIIo lehman Iibon fimpole, milld
imiri foppoIc moito pnnd Ieitpofiia
ioten miooostiii ifdanfuin apostoIie'i
oifuinen "roffausoterio". Eitfdn pop
odn Iutoiipot f~iiffiiroIIeen fdpteen
tiiomionia Iobioio, oIipu fuieIG mrii'
tomia miiiffid jptfa eitudt life oIIeet
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

ipitotena, eta Slimalan armo ia raf-
falls on miel6fin jana. Iifa rientdG
ia mtsaSet itpieritp6t eteenpdin, mutt
ia faifen t1mGll maibtdepailuilocn
fesfelld on meilla Silmalan iano,
jofa fertoo SGnen iiGti festGtpdsta
raffuuoestaan. "8iioret mGistpm1t
ia fltffiiIat lanfeepat, mitta minin
armoni iimusta Ell pioa p6is poiffee-
man." Hdin San nellie iofaiielle
mofruittaa. aIfddmme Ills pelidtfo,
fun SON on fansiamme, Min frfa
moi meitG wostaan ola. Sdn on
fonsiamme tGGll1 tusfien tielld, fun
nes ferran SGnen luonoan iaamme
olla wapoana faifesta %ipnnista. Sdn
uuoistaa iiIloin faiffi. tGdlld meisiG
on beiffoutta p~bteistposld ia Dfii'
t~piselamGsid.
Mlttta ferran faiffi esteemme tap-
tettiin ia iiinG teosia mefin Ioamme
ferron tdp6elliiina oaa ia uutta
mitottd SGnen liipnoan ipiettdG, jos.
ia Ito ei fonianaan i%euraa. unttd
mirttG luiiin fielin iiella iitten tpei-
lataan. Yrtbtain mielin firffain rrni
Min tpGipmdttG miuoinfoan. Sielit
Iaoapat eIon pliiisto tapben tdpoen
tppoptpfien.
&c 2-nen.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18
&mmlntns!

Ntap &ocbellen, &c. 9. gp. 2utb,
&aniallisieltrafunnan fofous pibe'
t11n tammifuun % p. fello 8 ilI
375 $uqlienot 81. &ofoufiesia fes-
fustellaan ia pGGtetdGn monista tor.
feistG oiioista, ioten feboitetaon foif-
fla tulemaan.
S~curafunnan puolesta:
Mnna SGmaldinen, 9crtba &eionen.
maraeiimies. firiuri.
Watti @nttonen,
pastori.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

ieisto miio iaimme tanten sur y;bim.
me tiIo illbIon opettoiauemmc, tai
oifeastaan opettai0mmc nellie. en-.
me moi fum fiitt6d foitesto rofosto
SldGmne. eta bdn nellie IGbetti ia.
nania iaornoojon. Niin Serra on
bpud, bdnen ormouio pobiuton.
SiIoa iisfo. firioitin mposfin ii.
nuIle Guttoiasio, suaan niinflin balo.
mautin, eta on ioirtlnut buffaan fir
ioitifieni. gspt uield foitdn tebo1
ieludd mifiifd ct ole mim.Ito ioonut
firicttd, ianon faitesia Ipbp6iippoes.
ID ipprt, lobetd minulle fire ia ielpd
Oiottceii, iilioin foot beti ipastaufien,
iiind on faiffi.
Saltpeo olemme ioaneet fofea 10
ernen jonluo, ilnmt OIipat fplmdt ia
Iirnta fotoi oifeen o~nforosti. tpoon til
ma touoii on toos olI,.t fa,,nisto,
maa lumesto ,uopdo ia iImat lGmp0i
let, ntmiHdin tommifunin iImoiffi.
geu1sten onfin talipi ipaibteIeipa taal-
Ia Obiosio.
OHaame foiffi iuIiettlina Sdnen
a~rHoipliinid tdmdfin- olfospana uuo-
teilo.
Cliff.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

Grtuoiio M,ittoian toimitus ia fen
laaio Ilifiiafirnta. @osfa npt emf.
fertao firioiton sluttaia Iebfeen tGIIa
,p~aoiilrhpitIla, min pppoGn toitpottaa
omteIlista uitttaipnotta 9liittaian tot.
m~itafielle ia foifilIe pstGtpille, iotfa
ht6tpot tGtG Iebtedmme. Soiwoiiin
moan, eta Muttaia iaiii poIion fon.
nottaiia ia I~irfiioita. &osfa tdfdIdi-
men neutrality-suspicious. mroIifofo-
uffesioan ualitii allefirjoittaneeit.
Acknowledgment firiecmpaibtaiafii io-
bonfa en- tunne oIetponi fpllin fife
nefpG MOAN buonoutestani buolimat-
to, foitan iosfus firioittoa jos lebti
iuo tiIaa firieiueni.
yfpt onfin fafii firieenipaibtaiaa
mefIId tGdlId Sarborisia. Wiin eb-
ia %uutifet MT tulee iImoine. Mrs
2anfiIa, iofa on pitemmGr aifaa Of.
Tut biionosti moipa beifon tertpepten-
ia tafin, on npt tGfGIdiiesiG i~airoa.
Iasio, iosia bdneen OF tebtp uieita
Ieiffmiffio, jonfa fdboet ban on bp-
mix 5eitfo. observation-disclosures 2sp
bio Qesfinen Ieifottli iinrpiilioIen t6b-
ben oimon GsfettGin. Eoitpomme, ct
I'd ndnid iisfot piion p~aranetuot.
Seurofitntamme on faifin plioIin
i~pilffaasSa toiminnasia faiffine eri
toimimlotoineen. lluiia idieniG on
mpos pbtpnpt ieurafnntaan nicita.
Seurnflmnon Sierra antafoon nellie
manboiIle ia nitorilIe idfeniae balao
toimimaan Siumalan paltafinnaii
bppaffi. &iitos oIfocn iiGlIe iiitc,
fun antoi nellie taas armosta Ella.
mdn ia ~innoffaan opettaian, oifein
iitG innona tefeefin tpStd feiirafim-
non festiua6esia fun OH opettaia ienl-
moinen, iofo moi SitmaIan ianoHo
rofpifo finuliiuin mielet.
z. +. "a p. on iltamat ielirafm-
nan bptpdfii, jonfo toimeen panee
miebet. Silloin on baiisfa bctti tans
firfon booIisia. Soitportute faitttA
iaapumoan tdbdn iltamaan ia NUTS
tafoa ottoa puperirabaa matfoanrte,
iinoin fonnetoan ainoastaan folebtt,
fabtpitarioilisa on mp0s MUM obiel-
mon Iopulta. Sis faiffi, faiffi toi'
mimtuon ia Gerran tpotd alrttmmaart.
aiIeenfpoibtoja %. @.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18
Gppinatom, Wic6.

{ Observation-Disclosures pioetGan 9art-
iallispilrofunnan firfosio tiistaino
t. t. % pdiluo flo 2 ip. Soman pGi-
iu6n iItono pioetdGn bartausbetfi Jos
Jain perbeesiG,. iosta iiIloin iumalon-
paImelufien pdGtpttpa iImoitetoan.
"slutliaat oipot iotfa fuuletpat Srl
mqlan lonan. ia, fatfepat ien."
Matti 8isfari,
S04 elm ct. Calumet, Micb.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18

tad Wuoiiiublaa belmifuiilIa, aifano
iofa tarfemmin %titomempana ilmoi-
tetaau. Eoiwotaan, etta naaplri
N~iioriioIijtto Ottaa tdntdn bisOmioon
ia tiilette iiibIiimme.
Mliitfalainen.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1917-01-18
ALOTTAKAA UUsI vUOSI OIKEALLA

eta teidan tulee taitaa englanninkiei
taydellisesti ennenkuin ruoho viherijoitsee MAS
sa. Englanninkielen voipi oppia kotona lomahet-
kinaan helposti ia plan Kansallis-K irjeenvaihto-
koulun kurssien kautta. Tuhannet kansalaiset
nyt ottavat malta kursseja. Teidan Ell tarvitse jaa-
da jalelle muista. S~aadaksenne selostukset va
paasti naista kursseista kirjoittakaa osoitteella:
NATIONAL SCHOOL OF CORRESPONDENCE
ITO So. Dearborn St., Chicago, III.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Submarine improvements.

Since April 1 German submarines
have been equipped with four new de-
vices which increase their destructive
ness, and render 1t more difficult for
chasers to discover their whereabouts.
Formerly the U-boats. to remain in one
spot, had to come to the surface, or
anchor themselves to the bottom; but
four small pumps nre now used which
enable them to remain stationary while
submerged. This not only conserves
fuel, but prevents Its enemies from
hearing the throb of the submarines
propellers. Telescope periscopes give
further assistance to the submarine In
concealing Its position. A mixture of
oxygen and strained gas is now used
In the engines, and the exhaust is
washed free of smoke and broken into
small bubbles, which do not leave n
wake. Finally. new listening devices
enable 1t to hear and judge the size Of
ships at n considerable distance.-Ex-
change.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
ANY CORN LIFTS OUT,
DOESN'T HURT A BIT!
No fooIishness! Lift your eorns
and calluses off with fingers
It's like maQicl

Sore corns, hard corns. soft corns or
any kind Of corn, can harmlessly be
lifted right out with the fingers If you
apply upon the corn few drops OF
freezone, says Cincinnati authority.
For little cost one can get small
bottle Of freezone at any drug store,
which will positively rid ones feet OF
every corn or callus without pain.
This simple drug dries the moment
1t is applied and does not even irri-
tate the surrounding skin while ap-
plying it or afterwards.
This announcement will interest
many Of our readers. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone tell him to surely
get small bottle for you from his
wholesale drug house.-adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
A Bio Plumbers Bill.

The party of tourists were watching
Professor X as he examined the
whipped body of an ancient Egyptian.
"Judging from the utensils about
him." remarked the professor, "this
mummy must have been an Egyptian
plumber"
Wouldn't 1t be interesting" said n
romantic young lady ''if we could
bring him to life?"
Interesting but bit risky" re-
turned Professor X. Somebody might
have to pay him for his time."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12

viii be allowed. to charge the con-
sumer. but the gross margin which
the retail dealer will be allowed to add
to the average Wholesale cost Of his
coal In making retail prices.
A The retail dealer will be allowed to
sell coal to the consumer 1t . price
representing IN advance Of nof more
thanBs N psr cent cser IN tpsail froas
inergll " 1915. Ia 10 eage, however.
lelSlha 6roqu saevsn ~ pW ~ -
IA m Y ~ IN y naSe1li 3niH, mt.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
The Spirit That's Needed.

g. Bernard Shaw, the Irish play
wright, said recently in London that
nobody but an idiot could imagine
that the pacifists and socialists would
be allowed to have any say In the
peace negotiations which will end the
world war.
"If Shaw is right" said labor lead
er. ats bad thing for the world, and
SO 1 hope he's wrong. -,
81 hope the peace negotiations VIII
create among the nations the spirit
embodied in saying which an OLD
grandmother used to quote in my child
hood, namely .,
".If you want neighbor, be one."
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12

1915 at an average Of 81 a ton and
sold 1t to the consumer at s. ton,
his gross margin was 81. DR.. Garfield
now allows him to add 80 per cent to
this amount, making his gross margin
for 1917 $1.80. provided that ID not In
excess Of his gross margin in July
last. A,
1 II the retail dealer now pays an av-l
efAge Of - ~ ths same kind d coal
,he viii be 6ti0eed to .seIl Il 20 the con.
,hans1r ~ W lirte taan 91.SD 4 ~.
3 u6et1r 04x1d na3ected NM Sneg ge
1jll8 / = y : ] = Il sss Il a
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
CLEARS AWAY PlMPLES
Does cuticura ointment-Assisted by
Cuticura Soap-Trial Free.

On rising and retiring smear the af-
fected surfaces gently with Cuticura
Ointment. Wash off in five minutes
with Cutlcura Soap and hot water.
When the skin is clear keep it so by
using Cuticura for everyday toilet and
nursery purposes.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Help to Save
Nations Food Supply

In this time of high cost Of living. sv-
prevent waste and to help save food. No
one means can be more effective than Q
vigorous campaign to exterminate rats
which destroy over two hundred million
dollars worth Of foodstuffs annually. Keep
garbage In rat-proof cans. stop up their
holes. and above all exterminate them
for q few cents at any store. A two ounce
box win usually rid a house or barn of
every rat. 1t destroys mice, cockroaches
add waterbugs a. well. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Tommy and the Medice

Tommy and the Medieos.
Tommy-Mother, just saved you
lot of money.
Ma-How so2
Tommy-Didn't you say an apple a
day keeps the doctors away7
Ma-Yes.
Tommy-Well, I kept about six doc
tors away today.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Not Her Fault

Mrs. Short--IIow did it happen that
when we got back from the theater
last night l saw you let policeman
out Of the basement door?
Moral don't know, mum, unless
the play you wuz to see wuz shorter
than they generally be.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
An ExaoueratIon.

"Crossing the ocean nowadays is
a serious proposition" said ]. P. Nor
gan, who crosses the ocean continu-
ally, "but 1t isn't, after all, as ter
rible a thing as certain exaggerations
would make you believe.
Anything to declareT customs
officer said to man who had just
crossed the ocean.
ayes said the man. I declare that
I'm one mass of black and blue bruises
from jolting and humping for six days
over a regular corduroy road Of Ger
man mines and submarines
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Fastening His Departure,

,,s Fastening His Departure.
us young Boreson making much
progress with Miss Gadder?"
"Not in the sense Of winning her
affections"
'No?"
'It is currently reported that when
he turns his back to put a new record
on the phonograph she moves up the
hands on the clock anywhere from NJ
teen minutes to half an hour"
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Quite Sufficient.

The Amateur Gardener-What do
you consider Is best for cabbage
worms?
The Market Gardener never stud
led their diet closely, but mine seem
to thrive on cabbages.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Dangerous Performance.

Rather bad automobile accident
here"
$50 1t Is"
How did 1t happen?"
I'm the usual way. A young chap
in high-powered roadster was trying
70 drive with one hand and press his
suit with the other"
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
Catarrh Of Stomach

Mrs. Mary Fennell, r. F. D.. Po.
mona, Missouri, writes:
II wish to say few words In the
n..ise Of Psruna. have used 1t
With good results for cramps In the
stomach. Also found It the very
.hIno for catarrh Of the head. MY
sister was cured of catarrh of stom-
sch by the use Of Peruna."
Mrs. Il. T. Chomer. 60 East 42nd
st.. Chicago, ILL.,. says: "Manalln
nest laxative on the market for liver
and bowels, very good for Indigestion
and heart burn"
Those who object to liquid medI.
zines can secure Peruna Tablets,
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
GARFIELD FIXES COAL PRICES
euel AdmInIstrater Announces Final
DscIslon. Which win % Bind
q Ing on Al Dealers.

d washington. ~ Fuel Administrator
n.rSeld announced regulations, efees
stivs a once, for tn nmitAtsca "a ths
refnil prices Of bitumtncua ana ~
.sSsscite coal thr0pe hovtl ~ ;enA7 I.
/ ! Ihs tusl adnlnis m ! !! {. 4 j -! r. 9
|lIsS cuaesc - !! Y y. !!3,S
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
An Emphatic Assurance.

IF you don't marry me-" exclaimed
me suitor. "Ill Join the army"
Let me tell you something" an
swered the girl. "If you don't join
she army you won't even be well
enough acquainted with me hereafter
70 ask me to marry you."
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
captlous.

"Dubwaite is hard man to please.
$50 I've heard"
"He went into a cabaret the other
night and complained about the jazz
band" ..
"Didn,t 1t make noise enough to
suit himi" :. :
drummer was exerting MS iuli
strength"
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12
To Get In Strons

To Get In Strong.
II you do not feel like flattering
woman you can make a hit by knock
ing her lady neighbors.
The Ordway new era., 1917-10-12

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
Cross Bag Blue. Makes beautiful, clear