The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1917-10-26

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NEE an sea tibet you doc not kount
emmy wun twist. j did soa as re.
quested an he sails he do not bleeve
that j kin kount good, an he lifted
in ter kountin agin and he maid il
fftie agin but sed he wus wrong as
he knode ther wus due ter be oanlie
forty ate chickuns left as he sed he
had heerd doun toun frum where hee
he'd jist run that col. davis kerr had
had fride chickun too mornins dur,
ring Their sinnodical, which is q
~suffraget sinnode in the presbyterian
churtch last week. i sed ter him
sea that bob mabrie an yore bruthe1
foster, as we'll as Cheef justus gairie
has chickuns in Their yards an SC
will sails "well then, maibe i has
kounted Their chickuns rite but he
wus not completely satisfide as has
been sevrul times after eatin a har-
tie dinar.
i reed in ther paipers whur sum-
buddy hes konskripped Ander Jonsun
bethea fur Their guvnar. now i doc
not sea how emmy sinsibul man Good
maik a mistaik like that. Ander is
jist a plane s%itterzun of this gran
ole staff an he has bin imposed on
ernuff by bein maid Their %lootenunt
guvnar fur foar yeers. he wus in
titled ter be- loud ter go in pease
sine die when that offs wus out an
be a privit citterzun, but nov it
seams that sumbuddie wifi lital tel
do hes rusht in an konskripped him
an throde him rite back in ter ther
thick of ther fife. well it is gittin
so it is not saif flu ra plane onnest
man ter be standin ,roun wher the1
offs to fill UNI aul but now they has
a diffrunt stile, an when Their peepul
see a fatheful survunt lack Amber
they is a konskrip swear out an in
they rushes him an maiks him talk
Their offs eaven if he is alreddy over.
wurked by offs. Of cease a gain
felar like Ander arter he is kon.
stripped sails he is alsow voluntary
but nobuddy which knose Ande1
wood ever think of him running in
as a Voluntary to talk a offs spesh'
ully arter he has jist bin deprivir
hisself ter serve the staff fur foal
yeers as stated. aull j has ter say
is i wood like ter sea Their fellal
which woar out Their konskrip an sc
wood Ander.
while this konskrip bisness is goir
on i wood like fur you ter sea whoe
is ter doc Their konskriptin in abvu'
kountie. you kno that i am a plain
man which is not seakin emmy no
terriarty an nuthin like tibet but
shood you meet up wifi ther mar
which is bout to git out Their kon'
skrips an he is neadin a good mar
ter fill a offs Witch has not mutcf
ter doc an fine paigh you mite say
ter him as how ther are a man livir
neer watts S c which is a friend Of
your who is a fine farmer as he mait
too balls of cotan on press cheet
huns poar land as we'll as sevru
punkins an watermellons, an is {
kind friend ter ther poar man, oftir
calm on sed poar man bout NEE
time if he hes kumpnie an dinin will
him if he is asst in, an aulwais eat
a full meel fur feer Their poar mar
mite think he do not like whit hi
hes fur dinar. if he talk ter thi'
bait kindlie GU mite maik ernuthe,
pass at him an then say that yor'
friend is dote smith, farmer ~nusepai
par correspondent and president al
cashier of Their farmers and nationa
peoples bank of watts S C an a furn
friend of the poar man. if i git il
i prommist you wun thing dick sond
lie will not be aibul ter git NEE il
Their ring. i will stan b Their peepu
evrie eleckshun yeer till i am beet
Yore friend