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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-11
GIANTS HIT TONEY HARD

NEW YORK. May l0--New York hit
Toney hard here to-day. and easily Won
the opening game Of the series with
Cincinnati by Il score of to -. Gin
ciunati could not hit perritt with men
pp m Tho
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PIRATES TROUNCE BRAVES

BOSTON. May 10.--pit,sburgh beat
Boston, II to !, to-day. each team using
three pitchers. Pittsburgh scored five
runs in the sixth off Nchf. Carcys all
round play was brilliant The score:
Bnsfnn isllnrrl,
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GRAYS WELD HEAVY BATS

TORONTO May 10. Znbol ana
iicarne. both winners Of tn.ir Inst
previous starts wcr. bounded for eiv
teen hits by the Providence Grays This
afternoon, and TORONTO was beaten.
> TO ). Kehg and Mc'riGuc made HON"
The score:
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STANDING OF CLCl

WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY
indianapolis at ST. rnnI.
Columbus at knnSns CITY
Toledo ut minneapolis
louisville ut Milwaukee
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WIiEKE THEY FLAY TODAY.
New York nt Chicago.
Philadelphia Mt ST. Louis
Huston mt Detroit.
Washington mt Clcycln nd
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not he back in the game for some timo.
Manager AEcrs has several good men
in mind. and one is sure TO be landed
before Saturday.
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The <>Alillionaire Regiment ,:
and Fati1nas

Last summer while New York
City's famous 9TH Regiment (some-
times called the Millionaire Regi-
ment") was encamped on the
border at McAllen, Texas, a record
was kept of all cigarettes sold.
Fatima's sales averaged 42,68o
per month; the next most popular
cigarette averaged 1900.
This big preference for Fatimas
is simply one of the many indica-
tons that more and more men,
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NHERE THEY lIAf TODAY.
Petersburg at Newport News.
Norfolk at Portsmouth.
t.Hnchburg at Rocky Mount
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T'Ornntn.
Prov i,lcnCc,

Totals 80 : q IL Totals "a $40 q IL
- RATED for Hearne in ninth
IrsSid t .......I 3 . . 90
summary: Errors-TrouI. Imhci smith
Brainard. Thomas. Cooncy, Allen two.
bas. hit -B-ainard. Iionie ruu--AicT igue
Eehg. stolen bascs--BrHinard Bfnci.burue
90: Sacrifice h'ts--Thoimas. Double pI.Vs
n-brainaro ia" cooncy. Lot on pa.es--
Providence, .. Toronto. =. Bases on balp--
IN iiesIne. |: on Mcrisue, :; struck out.
Rits and earned runs--ofr Ia bel hills ana
runs In innings; of Iiearnc hits ami
runs, n INNINGS. Hit by pitched bali.
and Carpenter Time 40
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81. Louis.

st Louis ......... o o q %
Philadelphia ........ u o u -
Summary: Left has"s-phiIa phia. 5:
St Louis. 2. Earned runs. philnl clphin, 1.
Twc-h aS" hitS-Eiiiifcr. Whitfield. Miller.
Double piay-Be TO Miller. struck cut
by Alexander. =: by Meadows. l. Bases on
halls-or Alexander. / of Meadows, (. TIM
rircs. Klein and Einslic. Time. 10.
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WHERE 1iif1 Fi4AI 10 IAy.
Pittsburgh at Boston.
Chicago ut ksrooklyn.
Ctncinnuti nj New York.
ST Louis at PhIlldclphiI
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Manager liighficl will send his
premier pitcher Rcnner, to tho mound
IN an effort TO land the contest. and
~ TINS boy * right, he is likely to
cnus" stockton Street some troubl.
Smith and Nye. eX-profesSionals. will
be seen at shortstop and behind the ba /
respectively. With these three in the
ilnc-nr, First baptist will be greatly
S'fchs thcncd. as compared with the
gam" last Saturday, when several subs
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How They Stand To-Day
international League
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Buffalo, 8; Richmond, 4.
providence, 8; Toronto, J.
Newark. a: Rochester 2
ltnIt lnnFc- Mimi rs,uI f..,l.l ,-o,sh..N
STANDING OF CLCl>,.

WHERE liiEh PLAY TODAY.
Richmond at Buffalo.
Providence ut Toronto
Baltimore at Montreal.
Newark at Rochester.
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Virginia League

RESULTS YESTERDAY,
l.ynchburE. |: Rocky Mount o.
purtsmouih, !; Norfolk, 3 item inninS.)
Petersburg. o; Newport News, g.
STANDING UE CiUl,,.
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First baptist and Stockton street
VIII engage in Il battle in south Rich
mond Tomorrow afternoon. the QUE
come of which Will have II decided
bearing on tho race for honors in tina,
organization. The winner OF tn. con-
TEST VIII 70 into first place tempOrarily
ana the tennis are sure 10 fight hard
~! the way through.
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III I'l'Nl.O.

BunHI" .......... 90 600 W
summary: Earned runS--BufrnIo,
&: Hichnond. q. First baSc on balls
on Engel .: oil IIoiiman. q.
Struck 0ut-hy EnGcI. g: by ii0ff-
man. =. Thrrc-hnHr hit-unsiOw.
rWo-hasc hitS-lInnkstOn. ChunncII,
Gill. First base on errOrs-tnInIo.
=; Richmond. =. Left ON bnScs-
Buffalo. q: Richmond. IL. Double
pln!S-En.cl. u'Nciii to IIunmcl:
GIN to Hummcl. Hit ny pitcher
1iohninn. .. lm1irrs. Frccmnn md
UBricn. Time of game. Z 40.
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American Association

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
indianaDoiis. 81; Minneapolis, o.
Columbus. 6: Milwaukee, 1.
Ioicdu. 6i ST. Paul, 1.
KANSAS Charlottesville train).
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National League

RESULTS YES rERDAY.
rittsburEh. II: Boston. !.
ShicnHo. y; brooklyn. I.
Ncw iurls.. q; Cincinnati. ..
Ihiiadclphiu, 1; st. Louis, o.
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New NOrk

Totals....5i . % IL To;als....3l IL - l3
'Raticd for Toncy In ninth
tran for Rousch In ninth.
tBattcd for Ncale In ninth.
cincinnati ' o o o O O o %
New York ..:;........o IS
Summary: Error-Kuhn. Two-base hits
kopf Kuhn. kidun. Fletcher GU. Three
base hit-McCnrty Home run-Rohcrtson.
Stolen baScS-Chase. Zimmerman. Sacrifice
htS-N"alc. Robertson Sacrifice hy-Him-
norman. Double plays-Shran. Kop; and
Chase: Korf and Chase. Icft bases
New York. {: Cincinnati. 10 Bases balls
on Fcrritt, T. Struck cut-hy Fcrritt. =;
by Toncy. T. tnpircs. o'Day and Branstield.
Time. l:a6.
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Totals....:T I'll y /; ToraIs...a: 10 II II
Hated for SChhCht in eighth
Rochester ..............n a q q q 10
Newark ..............I q u q u 2 a ..
summary: ErTurs- I!odrluuc7 Schcpuor
Young. Now" Russell Lewis Pitching
record hits and runs off Schsrht in )
innings, hits and ruis OF Strylor IN
innins TIVE base hits Schwritzor. Fuller
russell Eidrcd, Ee"n Thrc"-bass hits
S!Thi: Lewis Sacrifice hits Schacht. Move
Sacrifice flies Young. iiaas. s;tuI,u bns,-
Iaiiahah bouhl" nays -Schepncr to ROD
trln'"; kiray 10 Scn"pUcr to wendell.
Mo|e 20 Russell f.cst base CA errors
Rochester, =. Newark, INT hy Iiirhc1
bail,-hy s,nalIwood tRodriqucxi i"ti
on hases-Rochcster l.; EcwarK. { Ba,cs
on nhi!s--on SchaCht. on Smallwood !
on striker. Struck out-by Scharht. ::
~ smaiiw"od 5 Umpire. Tannchi aud
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American League

RESULTS YESTERDAY
Cleveland. !; Washington, 3.
Isoston. 2: Detroit. {.
New York. I; Chicago. o.
st. IuniH. =; HhilutlrlIllIin
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Southern Association.
~ Observation-Disclosures {" Sfrn,,ni. :,
y, Mobile. Mobile. 3: Chattanoopw :
-. AZ b,,rminsham-- Birmingham 6: LII
:. New Orleans New Orleans r
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manager krause, OF the Highland
iark team. ia the Commercial League
~ t'cs"'i a changed lineup on Sat
urday afternoon when his team ,rn..t.
the paramount agSrcratIon at Byrd
ARK IN" SuburbanItes have been
Hhot 10 pieces by "a number of their
.t.m 'httfiht various branches of mill
tary services. and several new f:,r..
VIII be seen IL Highland Park suits.
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Taylor J"lliN. who made such a rla
n"mcnai record with the Ricirnond col
I"6e spiders, Till.r and Preston Sb.I
'"h nave been signed for the pitching
stan ana one of these three viii w,,i,
against yarmouth. Young n catcher
mas hecu signed. and he or Wharton
VINO has been doing utility work tur
hisniand PARK. viii b. behind the hat
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Cleveland.
Washington.

Totals. .3S ?24 Is Totals....2J .. .
'Ran FOR Charity in ninth.
tlIattcd for Mcbride In ninth.
fBattcd for GRilIa In ninth.
fRattcd for Ayers I'm NTH
SRan for johnson in ninth
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me Paramount club. Of tho Com
merciai League. Is badly in need Of :,
"",Sn'r now. and the East Endcrs are
making desperate efforts to sipnncnnd
receiver Dutch Thedick. who had ~
misfortune I" strain a ligamcn, I'm his
shoulder III Il game some time ago Vii,
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Friends OF Ollie Dcvinc. thlrd baso.
man OF John Marshall i!ish school ana
" 40 mas peen with Highland Park, Will
's LAID up in the hosnj,ol
hnc VIII not play again this season. n
IS understood that Dcvine win cn,is,
!" me navy a. soon as he rrcovcrs
rom the operation. He has I,ocH 70"
leased hy Highland Park.
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Totals. go s ~ 7 Totals 81 s - /;
'ltatt"d for Cheney In nfth
ffaited for Dol! In seventh
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
FATE PURSUED THIS TOMMY
Nearly Spent Bullet Goes Through
Hole Made in His Helmet by
German Sniper.

James Dickinson. a convalescent
Canadian soldier, In a letter to
friend. tells this story of the great
war:
During lull in the battle OF the
Marne one OF the Canadian troopers
took of his steel helmet. and. placing
II on the end OF his rife. held II so
that about half Of II protruded above
the top Of the trench. A German
sniper. observing II, at once shot at It.
and the bail. striking II squarely.
pierced the steel, going out the other
side. The Tommy" laughingly showed
II to his comrades and placed 1t back
on his head.
Fifteen minutes later the order came
TO ''go over the top" and this same
Tommy" was among the first. He was
also among the first 10 fall, mortally
wounded.
II was discovered at the dressing
station that he had been struck by a
nearly spent bullet that had gone
through one Of the holes that he had
so recently shown his fellow soldiers
In laughter.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
ACID POISONINC!

The most eminent physicians recognize
that uric acid stored up In the system is
the cause of govt and rheumatism. tina,
this uric acid poison is present in the
joints. muscles. or nerves. By expert
menfiag and analysis at the Invalids
Hotel and Surgical Institute in Buffalo
y. T. DR.. Pierce discovered a combina-
ton CT native remedies that he called
An-u-Tc. which drives out the uric acid
from the system. and in this way the
pain. swelling and Inflammation subside.
II you are a sufferer from rheumatism.
backache, pains here or there, you can OBJ
tain Anuric. double strength. at any drug
store for 90 cents. and get relief from the
pains and ills brought about by uric acid
or send DR.. Pierce I0c for trial pkg. Anu
rio which you will find many times more
potent than lithia and eliminates uric acid
almost as hot water melts sugar. A short
trial will convince you. Send a sample of
your water to DR.. Pierce and II will be
tested free OF charge.
Anuric is a regular insurance and life
saver for all big meat eaters and those
who deposit lirne-salts in their joints
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh is a local disease greatly intiu.
enced by constitutional conditions II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment- HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF the Sys-
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation OF the disease
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health ard assists nature in
doing its work. 5000 for any case OF
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure
Druggists 15c. Testimonials free.
+. J. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo, Ohio.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Two Thanksgiving
ProcIamati0ns of
Revolutionary Days

" HE lastThanksgiving proclama-
ton of the revolution was re-
ported TO congress October IS.
1873. by Duane. Samuel Hunt
ington and Holten. II was written by
Mr.. Duane and given 10 the people on
the second Thursday In December. II
expresses thanks for the discharge Of
troops In the following words:
Whereas. II has pleased the SUI
preme Ruler of all human events to
dispose the hearts of the late bellig-
erent powers TO put a period TO the
effusion Of human blood. by proclaim
ing cessation Of all hostilities by
sea and land. and these United States
are not only happily rescued from the
dangers and calamities 10 which they
have been so long exposed. but their
freedom. sovereignty and indepen-
dence are ultimately acknowledged;
and. whereas, in the process of a con-
test on which the most essential rights
Of human nature depended the Inter
position Of divine providence in our
favor hath been most abundantly and
most graciouSly manifested, and the
citizens OF these United States have
every reason for praise and gratitude
TO the God of their salvation the
United States in congress assembled
do recommend IL to the several states
TO set apart the second Thursday in
December next as day of public
thanksgiving"
The first national Thanksgiving &c
be promulgated after the adoption Of
the Constitution of the United States
Vas written by Washington and issuei
on October 8, 1889. This was gen
eral recommendation of Thanksgiving
for the establishment of the Constitu-
ton. The whereabouts of the original
of this instrument Is unknown. The
earliest Thanksgiving proclamation of
Washington as president in the pos
session Of the department Of state is
one dated January ], 1895. and was
issued in view of the suppression of
the rebellion In western Pennsylvania.
which for u time threatened the safety
of the union.
This document was written by Alex
ander Hamilton, secretary of the treas
ury. and bears amendments by Ed
mund Randolph. secretary OF state.
The original copy is yellow and the
ink is faded hut ii is yet legible. II
is the engros>ed copy which bears the
great seal of the United States and the
signatures of Washington and Ran
dolph. The proclamation is as fol
lows:
when We review the calamities
which afi!ict so many other nations.
the present condition of the United
States affords much of consolation and
satisfaction our exemption hitherto
from foreign war. an increasing pros
pect Of the continuance Of that exemp-
ton. the great degree of internal tran
guilty we have enjoyed. the recent
confirmation Of that tranquility by the
suppression Of an insurrection which
so wantonly threatened it, the happy
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Season for All to
Magnify Blessings
and Forget Crosses

w re CELEBRATE that great
NN/ holiday, Thanksgiving. at
" " this season. In the gay
round of pleasures the day
always brings. perhaps not one of US
will stop a moment and seriously look
back over the past year. now rapidly
drawing 10 close. Many of us-in
fact, all OF us-should pause a moment
and quietly review the past months.
Perhaps these months brought Us
many trials. but they also brought Us
many blessings. II is the blessings We
should itemize and magnify and for
get the crosses. We may sigh dis
contentedly and say, We'll. last year
had many more reasons to be thank
full than / have this year" but if we
are fair and honest with ourselves we
will have to admit that. even II
troubles came our way. the blessings
that followed them were far greater
n number.
Who has not read the story OF that
irSt Thanksgiving Day? Fancy IA
oman in these times enduring the
;ardships and worries those strong
tearted New England pilgrims az
iured: ana what wonderful lesson
n unselfishne>s they have handed
'own to us,
Argue and elaborate as we will on
ur burdens. we know fate has been
God to us Life Is not all sunshine.
I 1t were We would very soon grow
ired of life. bisappointments. set
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25

course of our public affairs in general.
the unexampled prosperity of all class
es of our citizens. are circumstances
which peculiarly mark our situation
with indications of the divine benefi-
cence toward US. In such state II Is
an especial manner our duty as a peO-
pie. with deyout reverence and affec-
tionate gratitude. 10 acknowledge our
many and great obligations to almighty
God. and TO impiore him to continue
and confirm the blessings we cxpe-
rience.
deeply penetrated with this senti-
mcnt. |. George Washington, president
of the United States. do recommend
10 all religious societies and denom-
nations. and to all persons whornso-
ever within the United States. to set
apart and observe Thursday. the 10Th
day of February next. as a day Of pub
lie Thanksgiving and prayer, and on
that day 10 meet together and render
their sincere thanks 10 the great rui-r
of nations for the manifold and signal
mercies which distinguish our lot as
nafiCn. particularly for the posses
sion Of constitutions Of government
which unite and by their union estab-
fish liberty with order. for the preser-
walton Of our peace. foreign and do
nestle: for the seasonable control
which has been given to the spirit Of
disorder in the suppression of the LATE
Instruction
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25

Gold coins were found in an apple
by minister in Albany. Ore. short
time ago. The apple was gift from
his congregation, and when he began
to eat II he found 1t contained stuff
Gent quantity of gold coins TO pay
the expense of himself and family on
trip 10 the minister's old home In
Ohio. He had been planning to visit
his mother and the congregation. learn
ing of this, decided to pay his eX.
penses.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Hoardino New Bread.

Old Fatwaste WAS Il food hog. He
went from shop Ia shop buying pounds
of this and packets "f that and stored
these i'll gotten gains in his larder "fOr
a rainy day" Ii was a Saturday night,
and neiGhbor met Fatwaste emerg-
ing from II bakers shop loaded with
bread to the eyebrows.
The neighbor wanted 70 know what
the mountain of bread was for.
oh" said Fatwaste in whisper.
haven't you heard that new bread
mustn't be sold after today? l am
just getting n stock of il in
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
SWARROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver
and bladder.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
TO be just the remedy needed in thou
sands upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp Root, physicians prescription for
special diseases, makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is a gen.
tie, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
UNI and large.
However. If you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents TO DR..
klmer 4 Co., Binghamton, \. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
lncitino to Exhcrtation.

What was the idea OF you men get
ting out with firearms and using harsh
language last night?'
Well" replied Broncho Bob, 'since
they put hard liquor out of business
Crimson Gulch has been mighty quiet.
Nobody seems to take any interest in
US. We thought maybe we could get
back enough reputation for wicked
in and give us red hot talk. "-Wash-
in:ton Star.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
The Silver linino.

Irash Bang. WnIIOp.
Mrs. Newmaid rushed out of the
dining room and saw Sarah Ann sit
ling among the ruins of her best china.
For an instant she was speeches.
with horror and anger Then she
cried:
Sarah Ann, what on earth have you
done:"
Sarah Ann retrieved her cap from a
sea of gravy, and grunted:
ITS the dinner things. mum And
Oh. mum. what a good thing hadn't
washed EN- up!"
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
HEAL BABY RASHES
That Itch, Burn and Torture With cutl-
cura-Triai Free.

A hot Cuticura Soap bath is soothing
to irritated skins when followed by
q gentle application Of Cuticura ONT
ment. Use Cuticura for everyday toi-
let preparations to prevent such trou-
bles. After this treatment baby sleeps
mother rests and healment follows
Free sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Insurance in Australia.

State Insurance in Australia shows
gratifying results. II has been found
possible 10 pay a bonus Of 10 per cent
on ordinary policies, and to make 9th
or concessions. Reserves are being
built up and expenses met. This re-
Workable success Is attributed to the
very low expense ratio of the Office.
which is about II per cent of the net
premium income
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25

to benefit or cure. Bearing-down pains,
internal inflammation and liberation,
weak back. and all kindred ailments are
b melted by it. 1t can now be had in
tablet form as well as liquid at almost
any drug store. Tablets Coo
DR.. Pierce's Medical Adviser (l0O0
pages) will be sent free on receipt Of
so one-cent stamps TO pay cost Of
printing. wrapping and mailing only.
Address DR.. V. NJ Pierce, Buffalo, N Y.
Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. II is permanently relieved by DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One ax.-
tive; two or three are cathartic
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
@z&12
81 t. A---A<
Na~ AAN


Essentially our American Thanks
giving is least American Of our hoIi-
days. for the simple reason that II is
too human TO be merely American.
There were no most human things left
for the New England fathers to orig
mate. They are immemOriaIly older
than this country. There are no orig
inal ways Of expressing gratitude. All
the pathways Of thanksgiving are very
old paths.-James Lane Allen In Mum
sey's Magazine.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Very Bad Taste, We Say.

We have always thought him witty.
but now we have discovered that he Is
merely offensive.
The other day we told him that we
were intending 10 bring out our poems
in book form.
"All of 'em?" he asked.
"Well. practically all of them"
"Good," ne grunted. That's putting
'em where they won't bother anybody"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Feast Without CORNING.

Thanksgiving day is devoted to
many pleasant activities in social life,
In the pursuit Of health and amuse-
ment, but Of old II was a day
Of heartfelt thanksgiving. first Of al.
and so 1t should always be. and espe-
cially so II should be this year. II Is
a feast, but why should the feast be 0
gorgef
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
Didn't Give Her a Chance

You'll have to pay fare for that
child, madam" said the conductor.
But he's only eight years old"
1--WE collect for all children over
seven.'
well, why don't You have your silly
old rules put up where people can see
them
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1917-11-25
HELPS OFFERED and is freely give,

to every nervous, deli
cate woman, by DIR.
Pierces' Favorite Pre-
scription. Remember
ingredients on label
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