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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
Locals Are Victims of No Hit Game
BoDling NewS of the Week

Hibberds won the hve-men event
fra the handicap tournament at the
Crpheum alleys with 3144. which is
four pins higher than rolled by the
Factors last year. The doubles. won
iy SmoEor and Gorbitz with 1914.
is II pins more than Freehafer and
Nergin rolled last year However.
the singles did not produce as much.
as Warner won with Sos while Wit
ner claimed ia last year The
scores and prize winners are as fol-
lows
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
MUSKEG0N TAKES SWAT
FEST FROM DAYTON

MUSHROOM, Mich. May lin
the biggest swatfest ever seen on
Marsh field. showing a total OF 30
hits by members OF the two teams.
Muskegon defeated Dayton Sunday
by a score of Is 10 ~
Dayton ..... zoo OO2 332-12 Il .
Muskegon 043 OO4 OPS 16 /
Rowan Delotele and Brenegan:
Wetzel. Williams and Niederkorn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
RICHMOND TRIMS FORT
WAYNE IN 13 INNINGS

News Times Special Service:
FORT WAYNE. May 14-Rich-
mond scored five runs in the 18Th
inning and won = 10 ? here Sunday.
Nisplays on the part OF the local in
held forced Higbee into extra SEES
siOns.
Richmond
Dol goo 100 600 80 Il 3
Fort Wayne
600 OIL 600 600 % 10 6
Hart Young. Fromholz and Ker-
jci. EverS: Higbee and Weising
Umpire-Daley.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
GRAND RAPIDS RALLY IN
NINTH BEATS REAPERS

NtW~-I IUltN NUttIUI NeTNI'p.
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. May Il.
-Opportune hitting. coming with
Pahlman's error in dropping a throw
from Wright on Brant in the sixth
inning, allowed Grand Rapids to tie
Springfield at three all Mitchell
got around in the seventh on his
single. going 10 third on Alcock' S
out. Cleveland 10 Pahlman. and scor-
ing on Nathes' smash TO center.
Springfield &C.. 101 100 O00-3 10 1
Grand Rapids coo O03 10"-4 s o
Clark and Dunn; Carpenter and
Devornicr.
Umpire-kuhn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
IDLE WIVES

The latest screen sensation by
Lois Weber and Phillips Smalley.
who are well and favorably known
as the producers Of Where Are My
Children ." have brought out a new
phOtodrama called idle Wives, %
which will be presented at the oliver
theater for six days commencing
tomorrow afternoon. -Four per
formances will be given each day.
900. $3.50, 1880 and 900.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14

the genuine Paris and open courts
here and there From this street
alleys and cul-de-sacs branch off, and
in each instance the mcl had 10
build up these side openings as well.
The entire setting is said 20 be one
OF the most complete and nagniti-
cent ever erected for motion pic
ture.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
$4,000 OFFERED FOR
KENTUCKY FALL RACES

I|T""- TT|T|- |TW- N|TVI"U-
LEXINGTON. Ky May a.
Ninety thousand dollars are offered
ON the program announced fer the
4jth annual meeting OF the Ken
Ucky Trotting Horse breeders as
sociatiOn. oct. / 10 IS. OF this
amount $4,000 will be awarded in
the stake events while the remain
ing sac. 600 viii be given in The purse
eventS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

Toledo ..... 600 O4O OO1-5 IS .
Minneapolis $50 800 1O*-S 13 3
Brady, Bowman. Schaulz and
Sweeney; Burk and owens.
indianapolis O1O COS 1OO-5 O
St. Paul $3.50. 600 O1O O1O-2 10 3
Northrop, Rogge and Schang; Up
ham, Hagerman and Land.
First game:
Louisville ..O32 loo OOO-6 u 0
Milwaukee 600 600 OO3-3 4 >
Luque and Clemens. Kosher;
Sherdell. Shackelford, Slapnicka and
Deberry.
Second game:
Milwaukee PIP O3O 1913 IA 0
Louisville 21O coo OOo-3 s 5
Harding and Murphy: Main,
Stroud. Palmero and Kocher.
First game r. II. +.
Columbus ...1O2 100 $3.50 Il 1
Kansas City .O1O GOO 600 6
Loudermilk and Coleman: McCon-
nell. Saunders, Cochrehem and Ber-
~, Hargrove.
Second game r. H E
Columbus ....O10 600 020-3 9 /
Kansas City 900 OIO 2O1-4 1
George. Kahler and Dilhoefer:
HUMPHREYS and Berry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
CORDS WIN

The ". r. HinLIe baseball nine
defeated the Orpheum Stars by a
l3 20 score Sunday. The feature
OF the game was the hitting OF the
Hinkles. Batteries were: For the
Orpheums. Jones and Reaser: for
the Hinkles. Lawrence and Olson
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14

NEARLY as much prize money in the
state tournament as in the A =. c..
$4,000 as against $3593S in the
big classic Although they did not
show in the fve-men event. the sill
yer Edges were the biggest money
getters, because they fight EN-. The
complete prize list OF local bowlers
is as follows:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14

NTOlen 6ases-L1 Ross. GrOdlck. Col
lins. kibble. Two base hits-KibbIe
Earned runs-EvansVille 1. struck out
By Robertson 3, by Kernaghan 4.
Bases on balls-Oh Robertson g. of Ker-
naghan 3. Sacrifice hits-Grefe, BOeIzIe,
Kelly, Robertson. Hit by pitcher-By
kerBaghan, GrOdick. Left on bases -
Evansville :. south Bend 3. Time Of
game-l;3i- UmPire-Slear. Attendance
cleo.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
r,rANFTTE RED SON WIN

fnternatlouaI News service
LAFAYETTE Ind Max lt-The
Lafayette Red Sex base BAH team de-
feated the Fort WAYNE Shamrocks.
TO I. i'm the opening game OF the
local season here sunday The con-
--.st was a slow. lstless exhibition.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
AVALON GROTTO NO. Is.
NJ u \ II l. II

Special meeting: important bust
ness. Masonic temple Monday. Ma,
14-17, s p. m.
d. MAC GREGOR. Monarch
Adv. H. II. BARTLETT. Secy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
NATIONAL IIAGTE.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Central Lcague.

NfHNa%tA A-'tA = ~
south Bend, o: Evansville. I.
Grand Rapids : Springfield. o.
Mus kegoh. -: Dayton l..
Richmond, T. Fort Wayne .
American League
Washington. u. Cleveland. =
Philadelphia. ]: ST Louis. \.
New York. %: Chicago. l.
Boston. J.; Detroit > tl2 Innings
National League.
Open date.
American Association.
indianapolis. >. ST Paul. >
Columbus. 1G-3. Kansas city Ia
Toledo. .: Minneapolis. s.
Louisville. 6-3. Milwaukee. 30
GAMES TODAY.
Central League.
Evansville at south Bend.
Richmond at Fort Wayne
Springfield nj Grand Rapids.
Dayton at Muskegon.
American League.
Philadelphia at Chicago.
New York az st Louis
Boston AT Cleveland
Washington at Detroit
National League.
Chicago at Boston
Cincinnati at Brooklyn
st Louis at New York
Pittsburgh M Philadelphia
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14

x x X X x X x X X x x !: x x X
= YESTERDAYS GAMES d"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14

Z = y x * y x y x * * X x x x
= YESTERDAYS GAMES =
X X X 4; * X X X X X y * x 4 y
AMERICAN LEAGUE
New York .... OOO 600 600 ? 1
Chicago .. 600 100 OOe-1 o
CullOp and Walters; Cicotte and
Lynn
Boston &C.. O1O 600 600 0OO-1 4
Detroit &C.. 600 600 O1O OO1-2 s 4
Shore and Agnew; Ehmke and
Spencer.
Philadelphia o. 100 900 0OO-1 I
st. Louis .... sol 200 OO%-S 3 1
Myers. Schauer and Schang:
Haley. Koob and Severoid
Washington &C.. 600 600 600 1
Cleveland . Dol 600 1O@-2 2 3
Shaw and Henry; Coveleskie and
O'Neill.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-05-14
AMERICAN LEAGUE

K X X 4; * X X X X y = x x +
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09

muscles lack tone. They become ner-
vous, irritable, respondent, melancholy,
the brain fags, and the memory fails.
Therefore If you wish to preserve your
youthful vim, vigor and vitality, to a
ripe old age, you must supply the de-
fciency of Phosphates lacking in your
food by using Argo- Phosphate, the
form of Phosphates most easily assim-
ulated.
NOTICE: Argo Phosphate which is
recommended and prescribed by ply
sicians in all enemic cases, is not a
secret or patent medicine, but one that
is sold and recommended by well
known druggists everywhere, and ply
sicians are daily subscribing the con-
stituents contained in it. Being en-
tirely unlike many other Phosphates.
it is easily assimulated and will be
found effective in the treatment of in
digestion and stomach troubles, as well
as for care worn, nervous conditions.
The manufacturers of Argo- Phosphate
will forfeit to any charitable institu-
tion $4,000 If they cannot treat any
man or woman under 65 who lacks
Phosphates, and increase their strength
and endurance from 100 per cent. to
300 per cent. or more in one months
time. If they are free from organic
trouble. 1t is dispensed by ill reliable
druggists.
If your druggist will not supply you,
send s1.O0 to the Argo Laboratories,
10 Forsyth St, Atlanta, Ga, and they
will send you a two weeks treatment
by return mail.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09

The American Agricultural Chemi-
cal Co. of New York, with engineer
ing department at Boston in charge of
A. H. Nickerson, has purchased 340O
acres of phosphate land near Boyette,
in Hillsborough county, Fla, for which
it has been negotiating. This prop
erty is said to be rich in phosphate
deposits, and the purchaser is under
stood to plan extensive developments
after the war ends.
These developments are to include
the construction of big fertilizer fac
tory and an acid phosphate manufac-
turing plant near Tampa, where the
Export Railway Co. and the Export
Phosphate Co. will build railroads and
phosphate terminals, with complete
facilities.
Probably several million dollars will
be invested for the mining, manufac-
turing and railway facilities referred
to, but the companies named (the AM
erican Agricultural Chemical Co. be-
ing the parent corporation) have
found it necessary to postpone con-
struction until after the war, because
of the difficulty in obtaining mate
Observation-Disclosures Record.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
PLANT BOARD A BLESSING.
That is the Way Florida Growers Are
Looking at it.

That the State Plant Board, will
headquarters at the University Of
Florida, is blessing to the State, is
the opinion coming into more anC
more Florida growers minds. Oper
atin,g as it did drastically in it's at
tack on citrus canker, some were {
bit doubtful of the wisdom of the
measure which brought the BoarC
into existence. Now, if testimony al
the citrus seminar is to be taken Sc
riously, the growers are thankful the
board exists.
For in cutting deeply into the cank
er situation, the disease is we'll undel
control, proving positively that the
drastic measures were necessary t.
save Florida's great citrus industry
And the cut being sharp, the wounC
will heal quickly.
But the board did not stop witt
it's attack on canker. The measure
which made the board possible like
wise made possible the protection o.
all industry based on the growing Of
plants, trees and shrubs. The ex
pertinent station can discover troub
les in the vegetable kingdom anC
suggest methods for their control
but only the Plant Board can sup.
press, control, eradicate or prevent
diseases and pests by law.
Within the State, the board main,
tains local quarantine measures
against the boil weevil sweet pota-
to ropt-weevil, citrus canker. and
many other sources of trouble. AT,
fecting importations, the port and
railway inspection service of the
Board maintains other quarantines ia
keep out new troubles or to prevent
reintroduction of the old ones. In
fact, the citrus canker campaign is
not now regarded as the greatest
work of the board.
Its department Of nursery inspec-
tion is of great Importance to the
State. Epidemics of pests are To-
calized, if not eradioated, by its ac-
tivites. The board is promulgat-
ing sanitary measures for the grow
ing of crops and is making their
statewide adoption compulsory. An
other force is at work cleaning up
areas so that the cultivation of any
and all crops will be possible.
SO some of the growers are now
inclined to regard even citrus cark-
er as blessing in disguise. since it
brought into existence a board which
growers had felt the need of for some
time. H. H. Hume, president of the
State Horticultural Society, so re-
cards it, end the Society worked for
the passage of the law under which
the board was established. Mr..
Hume believes Florida has 4 Pint
Act second to none in the United
States.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
NOTICE OF LEVY OF UNIFORM
ACREAGE TAX OF HASTINGS
DRAINAGE DISTRICT.

NOTICE is hereby given to all per-
sons interested in the following lands
in Putnam County, Florida:
S 1-2 Section II; All Sections 13,
"a, 25, 36, Al, A and so; all of Sec
ton 81 lying South of a line being
an extension West of the North line
of Lots 3 and 4, Section II, TIP. s..
R. % E., to the St. Johns River, and
living East of line being the exten-
sion North of the West line of Sec
ton 2, Tp. 10 S., R. 27 E., to the st.
Johns River; all of Sections 4S and
40, living East of line being the en-
tension North of the West lire Of
Section 2, TIP. 10 S., R. q B., TO the
St. Johns River; all in TIP. 9 S., R. 27
E., and
All Section 46, TIP. 10 S., R. % E.,
Included within Hastings Drainage
District, that the Board of Supervis-
ors did on the End day of October,
1917, levy a uniform acreage tax OF
forty-fve cents per acre upon each
acre of land within said District, as
provided by law; that said tax is due
and payable Immediately, and is delin-
ouent on and after January 2nd,
1918, and after delinquency is paya-
bic with interest at the rate of 2 per
cent a month; that said tax is lien
upon the lands upon which it is as
sessed; that payment should be made
to the County Tax Collector, or, pay
ment can be made on or before De-
cember /, 1917, to ]. W, Case, Has
tings, Florida, Treasurer of said Dis
trict.
HASTINGS DRAINAGE DISTRICT.
BY GEO. V. LEONARD,
Secretary.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
Righteous Rulers.

Amsterdam, Nov. 6.-To telegram
from the Sultan of Turkey, congratu-
lating him on the Austro-German sue
cesses against the Italians, the Ger
man Emperor answered:
"May our armies soon bring peace
our only aim in this righteous fight"
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09

a sixteen-year-old sissy to float
around town and joyride and hit
the cabarets till 2 o'clock in the
morning with counterfeit sport
with weak jaws and weaker NOR
ais, puffy eyelids, green vest, PAIR
of spats on-oh, she's opening the
front door and inviting sin and
disgrace to cross her threshold.
If you don't know what kind
of company your daughters keeps
or what time of night she turns
in and hits the hay, want to
tell you that your roar when the
tongues Of gossip get busy will
sound about as pathetic as
wheeze on a Jews harp.
And the fool girl who insisted
on spooning with every marriage
able young fellow Of her set ought
to be backed into the woodshed
and relieved of her over supply Of
affection with pair of slippers
laid on across both hemispheres.
I'd rather that a daughter of
mine would kiss blind hog
through a barbed wire fence on
Friday night, the thirteenth of
the month"; than to change part
ners three nights a week with the
lights turned out.
It's good deal harder to mar
ry off a girl that has been paved
over by every yap in the commu-
nifty than it is to fatten sheep
on baled shavings or pineapple
ice. You can't goldbrick a
sharp-eyed suitor any easier than
you can fasten pair of pajamas
on a billy goat. And by Joe, I'd
give more for one good. God-fear-
ing, pant-patching, sock -darning,
bread 2king, PRAYING mother in
Israel than I would for a whole
train-load of these little frizzie-
headed sissies of our day, my
friends. and the way they are liv-
ing and how they are going.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
NOTICE OF SPECIAL DISTRICT
ELECTION.

Notice is hereby given that a Special
Election will be held In Precincts Num-
bcrs II, -. 13, IA, Is, %, "a and 25, of
Putnam County, which are in Palatka
and Palatka Heights. the Election to
be held at the regular Polling places
of each Precinct named, on
MONDAY NOVEMBER 18th, 1917.
Said Election to be held for the purpose
of forming a Special Tax School Dis
trict of the subdivision as advertised,
and set out in the Petition presented
the Board of Public Instruction, Octo-
Der 9Th, 1871. Also to elect Trustees
and to determine the number of Mills
to lac assessed according to Law.
BY order of BOARD OF PUBLIC IN
STRUCTION PUTNAM COUNTY.
L. c. STEPHENS
Chairman of Board
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
SUNDAYS SERMON ON
SINS OF SOCIETY.
Re-marrying DiVorces-Wo-
men Who Paint-Spoon-
ing in the Parlor.

In his Atlanta campaign which be-
gan last week, perhaps Billy Sunday S
sermon last Sunday night on the
"Sins of Society" was the most force
full. We have space for but three of
his points. His text was Luke GAG
"Why call ye me Lord, Lord, and do
not the things | say"
Speak, lg Of divorced people re-
marrying, he said:
The only scriptural grounds for
divorce is adultery. When it
comes to the divorce question |
am a Roman Catholic from the
top of my head to the bottom of
my feet. believe the Bible
teaches that you have a right,
my friend, to get divorce on
scriptural grounds, but you nev-
er have Q right to re-marry as
long as the one from whom you
are divorced is alive.
| am an ordained minister Of
the gospel, so help me God shall
never prostitute nv manhood and
high and honorable calling to
unite in marriage any man or wo-
man that has ever been divorced
for any reason, as long as the man
or woman from whom he o. she is
divorced in alive!
One day in Chicago a fellow
came up and rang the doorbell,
and oh, he was dressed fit to kill!
Had on a silk lid, he had a dia-
mond in his shirt front as big as
hickory nut, patent leather
shoes. a Prince Albert coat, silk
lined hung below his knees. Ard
there was a girl about eighteen
years Of age-a peach Of girl
one Of these kind of girls you'd
involuntarily turn ard look at
twice if YOU saw her on the street
standing by his side
So he tipped his lid and said,
"Does the Reverend Mr.. Sunday
live here?"
I said, 81 am he"
He said "Will you offciate at
our wedding?"
I said, "Have you the mar
riace license?"
He said. "Sure, Mike"
I said, "I'm from Missouri, come
across"
So he pulled it out and I look
ed at it, and | said, "That looks
good to me-"
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
Mrs. P. o. Stuchell Tells How She
Cured Her Son of a Geld.

"When my son Ellis was sick with a
cold last winter l gave him Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. 1t helped him
at once and quickly broke up his cold,'
writes Mrs. P. o. Stuchell, Homer
City. Pa. This remedy has been in
use for many years. Its good quail
ties have been fully proven by many
thousands Of people. 1t is pleasant
and safe to take. Ackerman-Stewart
Drug Co.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
pS NUlfN.
ADMINISTRATORS

All creditors, IegateeS' o;s,:'I ~.
and all persons having & ,.'l'lff of
mands against the ES'..s bersI
Scott Miller, deceased, are 1,;n,s r,,V
fHSi tifed to present their I'd ci'li51s Yssr:
mands to me within Two tssid
Scott Miller, deceased J,s II. -
pay '''' ' GEORGE c. MA l,t,i
Administrator, of the h..S s''''
Mary Scott Miller, dece''l D,
This 10th day of October -
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09
i. .....*********++** :. !. j. ~ + + +
ONE ANSWER ONLY.
By Judge Leo Rassieur'


Judge Rassieur was born IN
Prussia in 1914. He came TO IniS
country as a boy. During the u
vii War he served in the Union
Army for four years and rose
from the ranks to the post OF ma
ior. He has since been a Judge
and practicing lawyer IN o. 81,
Louis. He was commander IN
/ chief of the Grand Army of the
Republic, 190O-1. ,.,.. :,
was an eve witness to conditions m
Germany from July 16 to August d
1914. and prior thereto, and to con-
ditions in Austria after the assasSl-
nation of the heir to the throne.
The reported enthusiasm was a
mvtb except in the minds of the mil
itarv satraps and the secret service
of the two Governments. Inc re-
ports were promulgated by the secret
service of these countries ard cen
sored press, which has only been tol-
Grated as the tool Of autocr2tlc Coy
ernments. as is well known to all who
have observed what has happened to
those papers which occasionally eX-
pressed Independent opinions.
The German Government was so
successful in debauching and misrep-
resenting public opinion in German
that it attempted the same course IN
foreign countries, by printing and
sending broadcast into this country for
several wears a number Of weekly
sheets, printed in English and also in
German, and if there be any doubters
as to this couEtry's duty at present,
they have permitted themselves to be
| led astray by the manufactured SEN
timents emanating from Berlin.
The world now knows of the pow
erful military machine constructed by
the HohenZollern dynasty within the
/ last 40 years, not for self-defense
alone, but for the destruction Of its
reighbors. When the secret history
of this war, this crime against civili-
zation, is written, after the auto
Gratis have been removed from pow
en- it will be clear that the press ma
chine in Germany, and possibly in
Austria. was no less powerful in mis-
leading their people to believe that
they are fighting for their fatherlandS,
when fighting in fact to crafty the
lust for increased and unlimited power
cr the mart of their rulers.
The RIGHT Of hating neutral vessels,
examining their cargo, and making
nrizes Of them, is regulated bv in
ternatjonaf law. But the German
Government DESTROYED the vessels with
nj, on hoard.
It's conduct was deliberate disre-
o,srd of our rights. and a deliberate
murder Of our citizens.
The German Government, after
STRONG protpsts from our Govern.
mpnt nromised to dpsist from pur-
su;nr its unlawful course.
, On February /, or shortly prior
thereto, when the German Government
believed itself strong enough, in the
nossession of a sufficient number of
Submarines. if notified our Govern
ment that if would ruthIesslv DESTROY
every neutral vessel that should ven
ture into the sea surrounding Eng
land, Franc, and Italy,
Can this nation permit its rights
TO be thus trampled upon and nre.
serve its self-respect?
Can we maintain our stardinp
among the nations of this earth if we
submit to this arrogance on the part
- q n ..-...-o
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-11-09

l said, "Have either of you
been married before? ?"
He said, "Not the young lady;
| have"
l said. "Your wife living or
dead?"
He said, "She's alive"
l said, BEAT it-twenty-three
for you, you lobster"
He said, "What do you mean p
l said, 81 mean according to my
interpretat ton of the bible | hav-
MT any right to hook you up to
that girl"
He said, 81 have license here
from the county clerk"
l said, "Some things that are
legally right are morally rotten.
That's one of them"
I said, "Perhaps the fellow
that engineers the brick-cheese
box around the corner will tie
you up for a ten-spot, but not
your Uncle Fuller"
A man comes to me and says,
81 have been married and divorced
living unhappily-what will I
do?"
| said, 81 would go home and
get down on my knees and say,
Look here, Lord, I've sinned
against you, transgressed your
laws, forgive me- Get up and
trot square and go decent. That's
the best advice | can give you un-
der the circumstances"
Now listen! "Why call ye me
Lord, Lord, and do not the thirgs
| say
The Girls Who Paint.
Many Of our young men will
splutter, splurge, spend their dad
dy's fortune, engage in four hours
conversation and never utter a
sentence, spend their money on
fast women and wine, haven't
brains enough to amuse and enter
tain a playful kitten; and many
of our girls-oh, they will f1irt
and they will paint-if you would
kiss one of them you'd die of
painters collie. When little sis
sy comes in with a dress six
inches above her shoe-tops man
can't look on her with a rig on
like that and have yer-meet-
ing thoughts. No, sir!
Oh, the painted-faced, manicur-
ed-fngernailed, pencil-eye-browed,
fudge-eating, gum-chewing, rag
time singing, little frizzle-head-
ed sisses that can't turn a flap
Jack without splattering the bat
ter all over the kitchen-they will
sit down ct the piano and sing.
ooh, does the spearmint lose its
flavor on the bedpost over night ?"~
Now, listen to me a minute.
Say, | think that the fool mother
who will allow siNteen-vear-old
sissv-now you hear me! | think
that q fool mother that will allow