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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Tennl G want to tell how much have been benefited
BY lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound About eight years agoI
got health unable to keep house for three in
the family had dull tired dizzy feelings cold feet and hands nearly
time and could scarcely sleep all The doctor said had
of liberation and without operation would always
be invalid but told him wanted to wait awhile Our druggist
husband get Lydia nkhams Vegetable Compound
entirely cured Now keep house for and work
in the garden some thankful got this medicine 1e
as though life and have recommended to others and
they have been w E. LINDSEY r. r. Tennil Ga
If want special Lydia e. Pinkham Med
Mass Your letter will be opened
read and held strict confidence
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
One or the o%her.

Mabel-Don't you think list your
husband would be happier if you lei
him have his own way more?
Tilda-He might be; but ] wouldn't
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Among the things the men regret
fully give up in Lent is the pleasure
OF making those long formal calls
with their wives.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

The only news we have from the
spring training camps is that eight
teams Will be tied for the frst place
In each league.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
Same Thing.

sWe can ell do something 10 help
yes: those who do nothing else can
sit back and advise the rest"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

You VIII never lose anything by
keeping an engagement punctually-
except your time waiting for the 9TH
er fellow.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

On getting package of garden
seeds from Washington, one almost
feels as If his congressman had come
around and asked his opinion on all
pending measures.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Anyway, al these bonds the Euro
pean governmt nts are issuing win give
the holders the right to attend meet
Ing of the creditors.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
IN-SH00TS

The man who tells the right
kind of lies is always al agree
able cuss.
The figures on the other fell
lows speedometer are always
palmer than those upon our
own.
The man who is full Of war
talk is not necessarily dangerous.
But none will dispute that he is
something Of q bore.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

In the theater of war, Caroline, they
do not use opera glasses but perl
scopes. The program includes plenty
of scenes and the actors are many. In
stead of asbestos, they have a smoke
curtain.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

The young lady across the way
says so many people are beginning to
cook by electricity that she supposes
1t won't be many years before gas
tronomics go the way of the old-fash-
Toned coal ranges.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
SOME REMARKS

Where is the old-fashioned girl who
pushed her skirts FORWARD when she
sat down?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
GOO sick
60 Work
Many Women in this Condition Re-
gain Health by Taking Lydia E.
Pinlham's Vegetable Compound.


Ridgway, Penn. - Il suffered from female
trouble with backache and pain in my side for
seven months so could not do any of my work.
was treated by three different doctors and was
getting discouraged when my sister-in-law told me
how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had
helped her. decided to try it, and it restored my
health, so / now do all of my homework which is
not light as ] have little boy three years old"
Mrs. o. NJ RHINEs, Ridgway, Penn.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

The OLD automobile is just as eff
fective in giving you the open air and
health stimulus, but it doesn't i'm
press the neighbors so much.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

It's better TO be honest and sleep
well at nights than to have money and
insomnia. too.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

A young widows health usually I'm
proves when her physician gets mar
ried.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

good many so-called matrimonial
knots turn out to be serious tangles.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

This years sweet girl graduate is on
the war path.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
SCANDINAVIAN NEWS
SUMMARY OF IMPORTANT HAP
PENINGS IN FAR OFF
NoRTHLAND.
ITEMS FROM THE OLD HOME
Resume 81 the Most important Events
in Sweden, Norway and Denmark
OF Interest to the ScandinsVlans
In America.
NORWAY.

Westinghouse is likely TO
fare better than any other neu-
trial under the rulings of the ex-
ports administrative board DR.. Fridt-
job NanSen. head of the Norwegian
economic mission. is understood to
have made such strong guarantees that
the United States is ready TO deal lib
orally with his government in the mat
ter of fOodstHffs and other commodities
needed. Norway has received protests
against some things of benefit TO Ger
many that have slipped by Norwegian
officials. Doctor hansen was sent for
expressly to straighten out this com
plication. 1t is stated on highest au-
thority that Doctor hansen admitted
that in the past there had been negli-
gence in dealing with imports from the
United States. The Norwegian govern
ment stands pledged absolutely 10 pre-
vent any imports from reaching Ger
many or her allies. 1t is stated that
license for a number of cargOes
destined for Norwegian ports will be
issued within a few days According
TO Norwegian advices p Norwegian
merchant ships, with an aggregate ton
mage of more than Il 1000, were lost in
August. Twenty-three seamen were
killed and five are missing.
Conrad Mikkelson, who has just re
turned from trip to Norway. says:
Sweden is full of German sympa-
thizers. Norway on the other hand,
has no place for them. and whenever
II can quietly do the allies a good turn
II does So Norway's only concern is
a fear that famine will be forced on
the Scandinavian countries if war Is
not brought TO an early end. II is be
coming increasingly difficult for Nor
way and Sweden to import food. Nor
way and Sweden suffer the worst eff
fects of the war. Norway's losses in
steamers, fishing smacks and vessels
of all kinds is enormous. Not one-half
of the losses have been reported. The
boats In many instances have been tor
pedoed without notice. Popular senti-
ment is going through the same course
which 1t has gone in this country. The
people are in mood TO demand war"
With regard to foreign spies q cor
respondent writes to an American
newspaper: 1--WE are living in constant
fear of a whole band of robbers. They
fall upon us in a worse fashion than
any footpads that ever assaulted us.
We are compelled TO look with sus-
picion and contempt upon all these
heightened foreigners who act so
hauChtily in our plain surroundings,
boasting of their money and titles and
colossal superiority. When we run up
against 'barons' and counts we feel rs
though we were in the presence Of fugi-
tive galley slaves and paid bandits"
A few days ago the entire cabinet
held a secret session to consider the
American embargo. The deliberations
lasted long while. The result was
not announced.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Some men are about as beneficial 10
their fellow men as the hole is TO the
doughnut.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
DATING UP THE DICTIONARY

Diplomacy-Lying in state.
Plum-See public franchise.
Public Franchise-See Plum.
Torso-A statue Of limitations.
EroGsm-A disease of the Is, usu-
ally ue4rahle.
Defcl---What you have when you
haven't as much as If you had nothing.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eve Remedy

70 eus-ting- Just Bye Comfort 50 cents e.
rrrrgissz OF mail Write for free Eve Book
MVRINE EYE REMEDY CO.. CHICAGO
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26
WHAT PEOPLE SAY

To a healthy mind the world is
constant challenge Of opportunity
Lowell.
'Tis much to wound a foe; It's more
to save him and TO win a friend
Eric Mackay.
Looks kill love, and love by looks
reviveth; a smile recures the wound
ing of a frown.-ShaEespeare.
To make good use Of hfe. one
should have in youth the experience
u advanced years. and in old age the
vlgor of Stanislus-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Without warning I was dragged to
the brink Of the grave by malignant
kidney trouble" says Robert Wen
gatz, ia Cypress Ave-, Bronx, n. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

While the man who prints the Talu1
Kuriren was repairing his press f. was
Accidentally set-iB. motion. and he was
50 badly muiilded that he died the
same day.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-09-26

Considerable increase in the infan
tile death rate in Denmark because Of
scarcity of proper food has caused
alarm among Danish officials Special
consideration is. therefore. given 10
babies in the new food legislation.
Every child under two years of age
win receive enc quart Of milk a day.
To poor families this milk will he de-
lvered at the expense Of the royal food
commission.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1917-07-07

ContractorsThe Paving Co., by Suckey
Improved Highway-Haines City to Dundee
Point posohce Winter Florida
9k-Inspeced Highway from
and highway from Lucerne fiaines City
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1917-07-07

Of
surfacing 22SS inches.
thickness 6O78 inches
Average roadway surface, 15.24S feet
ncuded.)
condition; slight
Tapped protection though unfinished
howing
District No Inspected 1917; goth, 1917.
as Mcdonald
represented by Mr. Humphrey
HighwaySocrum Lakeland Lakeland to Medula
City
public road
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1917-07-07

" this section
thickness surfacing 2 1S2 inches
thickness O 4S94 inches
Avera OF 91S7 feet.
in Good condition. shoulders Of clay
miles. Stations "12 2 "15 L.
shoulders The base found
Ito be o SandCay, hard packed
authorized by Board County Commissioners
Ito Highways which
Works and the Eureka Paving
lCo and examined
find correct
HOWARD, Chairman
A Resident
A. M. TIIDBN,
w. BOYD
Inspected 18TH 1915 18th, 1917.
C. Commissioner, Chairman;
resident
gineer
Mcdonald Co.. represented by Mr. Mcdonald
Ito Lake Alfred
Point Oh beginning, county
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12
ANCHORAGE CLOSED-SEWARD OPEN

There is an old saying that miss might just as well be the whole mile as anything.
 Isn't the truth?
 On another page of The Gateway today Is an article establishing the fact as it has been repeatedly established year in and year out that Seward is open to the com uerce of the world, every day in the year. no matter whether the year is a short or long one.
 To get down to brass tacks, Seward is an open port twelve months of the year and our sister city, Anchorage ;s to be closed on the first of November until sometime next yeaI-it always depends upon the grip of winter
 And to come back to the opening statement a miss is as much as mile Here Seward and there is Anchor age only matter of tAe over an hundred miles diff ference one from the other Here the harbor is open all the time and there-part of the time. But miss is as good as a mile and Seward should from geographical standpoint have commercial pride in its supremacy The pride should be- and doubt is natural born one But no slaps should be administered upon the cheek of our sister city, Anchorage is not to blame and there Is not Seward citizen who should go down alley and have good laugh at the particular discomftue of the city lon the sde Business has been good in Anchorage this year, exceedingly so Business will be good there this winter because there is good population Merchants have laid in or will secure their winter go0ds and if they should run short Seward stands ready to repenish Seward will welcome every traveller here this winter Seward is hos pitable No matter whether the traveller comes for a night or a week. Seward is always homeke because in the business world of busy place there always time to take care of the wayfarer Seward is Open however, for ngress and egress don't forget that and city city for athat just the same whether one day or 365 days And if Anchorage citizens come here will treat them right just the same they have treated Seward citizens
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12
BILL" HOLZHEDIER, LEDGE

Just to think to have to call Bill" Hozheimer, "his honor the judge" For "Bi has been nominated United States Federal Judge at Nome and the editor has known Bill" for a number of years and it will seem strange to say His Honor" but it has come and here goes.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12

William A. HoIzhemer is every inch man, every inch an attorney He has never been known to do a mean trick" in his life He is broad-mnded, capable energetic and possessed of the highest integrity He IS to be congratulated upon receiving this high honor and the Department of Justice at Washington D. c. has made no mistake in selecting the man,
 Judge Hozhejmer is honest He IS honest through and through He possesses qualifications that many know little of Not to know him is misfortune. The editor Of The Gateway no matter what his politics. no matter what the politics of Bill" HoIzhemer are predicts that he will be an honorable iudge credit to all AIaskans.
 There really ought to be some system in Russia. Re- beious ought to begin on Mondays and Wednesdays and then all surrender on Saturdays.
 Instead of Kornilof being the man on horseback 1t seems to be a case of horse on Komilof
 One thing can be said for Seward: The recent storm never washed out her citizens indomnitabe spirit-Va dez Prospector)
 Colonel House has forgotten more about camoudage than all the Allied armies ever knew.-(N. Y. Sum-
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12

MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Associated Press eNcu entitled to the use for pubHa otherwise credited this and als the local published herein rights republication dispatches herein also reserved
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12

Instead of KorniIoG being the man on horseb' ms to be case of horse on Kornilotf
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-10-12

TE5EZ5EEE5E7
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27
Wabash

No. 12O, North Bound 1907 D. IN
129, South Bound 4:25 p. m.
Wabash train No l28 stops on
l4nhl Tor passengers lor Quincy.
SER, and points beyond and to
tl,iarue passengers from Moberly,
D,nrrslIa, BrudswIck Macon and
.ulnts bcI"Ed No 1873 stops on
signal for passengers for Macon,
Brunswick, Centralla and points
beyond
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

The very latest copies of ne very
latest European models in new
Spring silk suits and dresses have
just been received for Easter trade.
aud are shown only in Quincy at
kespOhl. MohrenStetCherS.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

FOE SALE. $50 acres puja-ki Co.,
$40 ,vur y uu,.Nal tuI." irulr Frauk-
uu Frisco L t.. nil. from Ga-cuu-
az, River: partly fenced. l2u acres
r.rdr,U. b. acres Na.yy tand. ahuud-
ate, ui " ter. 'rou.. um-c and Darn,
souu dairl farm. 81 per acre. J, y.
quicS. Dixon. Me-. 3.3l
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

fever is avoidable. and not the alter
Nath Of overwOrk So much as of
violation of the rules of health
This is the view held by Prof Irving
Fisher Of Yale, chairman of the by.
eiene re ference board Of the Life
Extension Institute.
1T has always seemed To me- he
says, that spring fever was almost
wholly unnecessary. and due not So
muCa t. uvcrwurk rs to uveTfeednl
and overlooking overfeediug. bo,h
in the sense Of too many CalurieS
(quanlty) and in the sense of too
m UGH protein foOd-heai. eggs. etc
This sort # fare is bad even in win.
ter, tat is more eXCu>atle than At
any other season When spring
comes, however It Is especially in
prr taut Ia tighten the dict, to reduce
the cHiore5 Ny le,Senlng the use o
/ rich foods. -uCn rs cream, pastry
/ and sweets ana sweets and also
and more particularly to avoid ,ho
hlgh protein regime to which TN
laveraGe American family is addict
ed
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

Before purchasing yUuTuew Sprlnl
au,t or drcS, nave kespohl- Mohren-
strtChrrS expert corSetiorre fit you
accurately to a proper corset
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

Mrs. O C. Blackburn Of VandaIia
is the guest of her parents J A.
Greathuuse and wife.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

KIdaks aud Supplies ia, A. Jaeger
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

FARM For safe, wei improved, leo
arr, =. good schools. churches.
water year round. u" REMEMBRANCE:
reason for -rI'inE, children all away
from huur: pric, Si1.JJ. .Ad. Owner.
/. M. VII lau-, 81. Clair. Mo. a-;l
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

Mr. and Mrs. J. D, Nnght. Mr.
and Mrs, William liagan and baby
OF VanuaiIa were the guests OF Her
aid Frost amt wife sunday
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27
FARM LOANS AND INSURANCE

See Us for Farm Loans. Home
money IN amounts from $4,000 Il
$40 DOOOO. Insurance. " B Fany.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1917-03-27

FOR SALE. 10 u acres with SlO,OOO
IMPROVEMENTS. = zee $1,000 'Or
quick sac. terms. y. Com. l|attlr
{ rrrk. Michigan. 3.5l
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16
Chicken Thief Arrested

For sometime complaints have been
made regarding a very industrious
chicken thief operating in central
Maui. Wednesday the police succeed
ed in nabbing a Chinaman named All
Sing, and think they are in a fair way
to unravel the mystery. The man
has confessed to one theft the night
before his arrest. On that occasion
he visited the camp at Waikapu, took
IL chickens, went through the sand
hills to Puunene and sold them in the
camp there for $3.50.
All Sing was arraigned in the Wal
luku district court this morning on
the charge of larceny (stealing chick
ens), entered a plea of guilty and
sentenced to Imprisonment for six
months.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16
Maui Boys Enjoy
Camp Life On Oahu

News from Camp Liliuokalani
Oahu, bears the information that the
Maui boys are comfortably quartered
and everything is moving finely al
though the work is quite strenuous.
The program published recently in
this paper is being carried out.
All OF the elements encamped there
have their musical aggregations and
at leisure times there are all kinds
of good muse. The Maui boys are
well to the front in this regard.
The supposition down there is That
the Maui companies VIII arrive home
about the 30th, depending somewhat
upon transportation. So far there has
been no sickness in the battalion to
amount to anything-even though the
Filipit o guardsmen did lose their long
hair.
SO far, the Maui boys are enjoying
themselves imml nsely, although it is
eC,ed that hard work will wear
away the pleasure of the novelty
quite soon.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16

Queen Liliuokalani died at $3.50
o'clock Sunday morning.
At the bedside at the time were
her physician, DR.. w. C. Hobby, Prince
and Princess Kalanianaole, Col. and
Mrs. Curtis p Iaukea, Mrs. Lahilahi
Webb, and two faithful retainers.
The end was peaceful.
AS soon as the physician had pro-
nounced the Queen dead, Rev. Leo
pold Kroll, of the Hawaiian congrega-
ton of st. Andrews cathedral, and
Rev. Henry H. Parker of Kawaiahao
church, were notified; and the bells
began at o'clock, to toll 70, that be-
ing the age of the deceased. Flags
at Washington Place the capitol and
throughout the city were immediate
ly set at half mast, to remain there
until after the funeral next Sunday
The Queen had been very i'll for
three months and during that time
had been helpless from the hips down
ward. Her mind, too, was weakened.
For the previous two weeks the end
was expected at any moment
Monday night at IL o'clock the
body was moved from Washington
Place to Kawaiahao church, where it
lay in state from 10 o'clock Tuesday
morning to 10 o'clock Tuesday night.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16
Program Planned
For The Coming
Teachers Meeting

The following is the program map
ped out by the committee for the an
nual meeting of the Maui Teachers
Association to be held in Paia School
building on Friday, November 80:
$3.50 A. M.-Martial Music, by Paia
Orchestra.
Invocation, by Rev. Rowland B.
Dodge
Patriotic Program led by teachers
and pupils of the Paia School as
follows:
Song-"America', All Present.
Flag Salute, All Present.
Il pledge allegiance to my flag and
the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation, indivisible, with IL
berty and justice for all"
Observation-Disclosures Gettysburg
Address"
Song-"Oh Beautiful America.
Song-"Canning the Kaiser, All
Present
8 9:40-Patriotic Reading, by Mrs. He
len Mar Linton.
8 9:50-Address- 1.-The First Duty of
the Wartime Teacher, by Rev.
A. Craig Bowdish.
CONTINUED on Page Two)
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16
Native Fisherman
Is Lost Off Kihei
Charles POepOe Falls From Boat
Saturday And Presumably
Eaten By Sharks

Charles Poepoe, a well known Ha-
waiian fisherman, age 26, fell from
gasoline fishing boat off Kelepolepo
shortly after 2 o'clock Saturday af-
ternoon and was, supposedly, drown
ed and devoured by sharks. No trace
of the body has been found
The deceased, accompanied by his
brother-in-law, Thomas, and two 9th
er Hawaiians came up from Makena
in the boat to Kihei to lay in a supply
of foodstuffs, arriving at their destin-
alton at about 10 o'clock Saturday
morning. While there the Chinese
poi peddler brought out a gallon of
wine, and when they left, at about 2
p. m, three of them, including the
deceased, were feeling quite happy.
On the return trip, Charles Poepoe
took the wheel. At the point in
dicated he stood up to tighten some
rope on the wheel, the ends of which
had become loose, lost his balance
and fell overheard. His brother-in-
law reached out and caught his shirt,
but it tore away. The boat, at the
time, was travelling very fast, besides
which it was windy and it took some
Continued on Page Two.)
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1917-11-16
Plans For Funeral
OF Queen On Sunday

official announcement was made
Wednesday by Maj. F. j. Green, aide
to the governor, in charge of funeral
arrangements for the late Queen Lii
uokalani that the funeral services on
Sunday morning will begin at 10
o'clock. The procession will start at
IL or 11:15 o'clock.
Admission to the throne room will
be by card only. A salute of 21 guns
will be fired by the army as the pro
cession leaves the grounds and a
second salute will be fired at the ceme-
terry. Whether this will be a volley
of rifles or Of artillery has not been
settled as yet. A conference will be
held today between representatives
of the army, navy and national guard,
with Maj. Green representing the
governor.
Capt. George r. Clark, command
ant of the naval station at Pearl
Harbor, announces that company of
sailors will be sent for a part in the
procession, also company OF
marines.
Capt. Robert Parker has been desig-
mated by Maj. Green as marshal in
charge of the Hawaiian section of the
procession. He is making arrange
ments with the various Hawaiian
societies which are to be represented.