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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-01-08

with Judge H. G. Harvey Saturday. The
defendant is required to file Its brief
one week later.
pcrurday permitted the fling Of an
amended bill in the $4,000 suit Of W. II.
Schafcr against the Security Trust CO.
The city team attached to the am
bulance ran away from Alley Z ana
Eighth street Saturday night while
Driver Tom Arlington was helping carry
Rosie Hughes, Shooting victim. to the
ambulance. y driver for the Wheeling
Ice and. Storage company chased the
team five squares and stopped the rum
away. p
has put the city police emergency. auto
mobile out OF commission for two or
'A- @s9 Hn W. T. wickham Saturday.
night fined Joe Oliver and Bosca Ba-:
tasto, DRINKS. arrested at the Baltimore
& Ohio station. Oliver was assessed ID
and costs: BataSto $40 and trimmings.
DIR. John e. Hupp. of Elm Grove. has
been recommended to the county COM
for appointment as county
health officer. The commissioners Will
endorse him to DIR. s. l.. Jepson, state
health commissioner.
Fire originating from an overheated
stove. damaged the residence OF Harry
f.. Friedrich. 1910 Wood street, Saturdya
evening to the extent Of $500. I'D
An order was put into effect Satur.
day closing the county commissioners
office at noon on Saturdays.
BY agreement Of counsel. the ap-
League attorney. from A police court de-
cision on a disorderly charge was pass:
ed in criminal court until Saturday OF
this week.
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minister n.nsion board or the West Eir-
rjria Protestant Episcopal church. He
hns named the following local men as
members: j. {. Brady. b. W. Peterson
and j. J. Holloway.
--G. W. Cory, Of ParkersburS. is mere
seeking the establishment of gospel
mission in this city. He says $o:0o'
year would maintain an rStablishinehI
that hc seeks. ,,,
A meeting of thr finance and bulld-
ing committee Of tho West Virginia
Fair Association will he held tonight
for In. purpose Of completing report
tn he made at meeting Of the direc-
tors Tuesday at the Mcclure hotel the
directors will be- guests Of Mr.. W. Is.
Atwood. q,
-Richard Righ,mior was arrested
saturday by Constable John Suckle on
Il warrant charging linn with nhnsup-
port. =,
of rs samples of milk examined
hv Tho health bureau during December
Gnly Ii-r fell below tho standard or 30
pcr cent butter fat required By the milk
rdinanrr. .
Judge r. NJ. .>ddeman in circuit
court Saturday dismissed the civil &C
lien az Ana Jane McCahon vs.. William
Johnson ct al.
-Trainmcn of the Wheeling Traction
System. AT meeting held after mid
night, Sunday morning. arc said TO have
prepared protests 10 the action OF the
company In changing The system OF re-
wnrting collections from trip reports to
daily reports.
The brief of thr petitioner in the
right -uf-way suit of the Wheeling, Ohio
e. Eastern railroad against the Wheel
ing coal railroad for title TO certain
property in Marshall county was filed
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-01-08
A Free Prescription You Can Have
Filled and Use at Home.

Philadelphia. Pa Do you wear glasses:
Are you a victim OF eye strain or otner
~ know that according. to DIR. Lewis
there is real hope for you. Mary whose
eyes were falling say they have had
their eyes restored through the princlpie
OF this wonderful free prescription: one
man says. after trying 1t: Il was almost
blind; could not see TO read at all. NO"
can read everything without any
glasses and my eyes do not water any
more. At night they would pain dread
fully now they feel fine all the time. 1t
was like a miracle to me-" 4 lady who
used /, says: The atmosphere seemed
hazy with or without glasses. but after
using this prescription for fifteen days
everything seems clear. l can even read
fine rrint without glasses" 1t Is he
l;cved that thousands who wear glasses.
can nnw discard them in n reasonable
tn,. and multitudrS more will BE- able
tu strengthen their eyes so as to be
spared the trouble and expense of ever
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-01-08
5 About People
8 Movements of individuals to
< and From the City.
AT THE HOTELS.

! Rogers-Chas. Il. Former. Pleasant
! Valley; .. NJ Pullen Charleston; ". T.
Price, Parsons.
| stamm-,i. \. Snyder Wellsburg;, l..
! NJ. Walden. coulvillc: t. NJ Mickey Cor
jmania; Frank i. Took, Maud; j. G.
Windsor-Mr. and Mrs. VI. +. Stock T.
ert. Buckhamnon; W. r. Hughes: Wash
| ington; J. G. Shonc Strubcnville; Mrs
! J. S. Troll. s. IlairsyilI"; a,,.re,r NJ
! Vernon: w. q. Amos, Mingu "unGtlon'
! NJ. j. Leo. Alliance O.; Il. Bates wool
Iers. Clarksburg. -
! /. LVhrc, Winton; Mrs. Il. f. Robertson.
Falrmont: VI. t. Murphy. Na N"ohlS;
j. Z. McWhortrr. Buckhannon.
Judge J. G. McWhorter. Of Buckhan-
non, was in Wheeling last night, ell
route to his home after business
! visit in Ohio.
! O. NJ. PuIlcn, of Charleston. was
here yesterday. lie was fe2ls'rleu d.
the Rogers hotel.
: II. c, Underwood returned last even
! ing from visit To his sister at Wash
ingtOn, Pa.
Lon Summers. the talented violinistr
left for New York last night 10 pursue
; his musical studies.
Mrs. Arthur bowler. Of Chicago. VINO
has been in Wheeling the past month,
as the guest OF her husband, returned
! 10 her home last evening.
| Conrad Troll, II! ST. ClalrsFlile,
spent Saturday in Wheeling.
! Walter G. Carl. an empIoye OF me
! official staff of The Baltimore x ONO
; Railroad, al Baltimore, Md. was Wis
itor at the home Of c. l.. kettlcr over
; Sunday. Mr.. Carl's family has been
spending the past several days III Inc
! Wheeling district. .r.
Francis Campbell, Of SisterSyille;
was here Yesterday. cn route 10 AK
ron. o., where he is employed. after
spending the holidays with his pa
rents.
+. r. Smith has returned To the city,
after visit with his mother ana SIS
ter at Sistersville.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Stocking. 81 ms
CITY. returned 10 Wheeling yesterday
afternoon, after spending me week
end with friends in Sis'erSNilie.
| Misses Edna kenney. Lucille zen
denning and Margaret Gaffney. OF Sis
tersville, arrived in III" city yesterna!
TO resume their studies AT MI. 10 oiaH'
tai, after spending me thrls'H'd9 "o'''
DAYS at their homes.
non McIlhaury. operator Tor Inc
Postal Telegraph company. wh"S" t'hii:
fer tn the Pittsburgh office was recent
iy announced. will lrav" "h"rilng TO-.
day. to assume his duties III Inc ''I''NS
ICitY. , T., ,r, mi
varsity l.ff last night for Mnrgantnwh'
after spending III" h"li'ihy E1'"''"' ut
his home near Elm Grove" &c.
.b t nri,stnn. !" :rnvrr'' III" Legislature
f,r 'rbn 'rcI1Er;Iph.
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Doctor Tells How To Strengthen
Eyesight so per cent In One
Weeks Time In Many Instances

getting glasses. Eye troubles Of many
descriptions may be wonderfully benc.
fitted by following the simple rules. Hero
is the prescriptions: Go to any active,
drug store and get bottle Of Bon-Opto
tablets. Drop one Bon-Opto tablet iu-2
fourth Of a glass o. water and allow 10
dissolve. With this liquid battle the eyes
notice your eyes clear up perceptabiy
right from the start and Inflammation.
will quickly disappear. II your eyes arc.
bothering you. even little. take steps to
save them now before it is too late.
Many hopelessly blind might have been.
saved IL they had cared for their eyes
in time.
Note: Another prominent Physician 10 Wnc0 III
abore article was submitted said: "Bon-orto 10
very remarkable remedy. Is conStituent ins1e0@u
are we'll known to eminent eye specisiss and Way
prescribed By them. INe manufacturers gusrtntse H.
to strengthen eyesEht 80 per cent In one weefs 6ns
In many instances refund the money. IL ce1 q
obtained from any good druggist and II ons q IL
very few preparations feel should b. Kept q hAedy
for regular use In almost eTerJ family II 10 soaA u
Wheeling BY c. H. Grest Co. and Other drusuAa
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SIDE TALKS
BY Ruth Cameron
"Plated?'

\ rather Shahhily dressed middle aged
woman cam" (" Il counter where | was
tn" other day
Il want T." look at forks. she said
The clerk gave her one swift glance
"l'latch"' she asked
IF wcr" tn" head ri Il department
ami heard Il clerk d" that. I'd take that
clerk aside and I'd give him or her Z
lesson in tact and manners that would.
trust. max" 4 lifelong impression.
It Is Often Hard for the Clerk to Pin
the Customer Down.
True. til" rl"rl had Ia find out what
serve her. md | know inst how man"
needless p""limiI;ari"s Il clerk often has
to 60 through hri"r" 81" ran PIN her
customer down /" Just what Sh" wants.
what wanted fairly definitely 10 -
girl a, the cnmis"lc counter. and she
looked up At M" gratefully. II wish PEG
pie always knew what. they wanted.
she said.
Don't they" inquired.
Why Not Know What You Want and
Tell the Clerk.
- should say not. First they want
20 SOC something In ramiSnlrS then ar
tor show them dozen Of various kind
they remember that they must have all
white. and thcn :; few minutes later.
they dncid" 10 tell IN" that they wouldn't
consider anything hut f"nrrctte crepe;
And WHOM pick M, ono all white and
hasn't got rihhnn straps over the shout
dar3.' Now. VIII! couldn't they say in
~" firsr Iiar" rhat they want white
i;nurgctie crepe with ribbon shoulder
straps in Siz" is II would save their
Time and mine"
but IN return To III" main road. whll"
tho silver clark had To find out what
I'll" woman wanted. Sh" didn't have to
do II So acilnS#ly. Two words would
have saved tho situation. Instead or
- rnlllU
Solid or plated"
Isn't it Foolish to Carer
Il il absurd ~ rnr" what SaleSElrl
whom y"u may never sec again thinks
uC ynu. and yet IT Is somehow annoying
to be looked over and then placed In
that lorily WAY.
Some day. when am rich I am going
TO put on some shabby clothes and then
nm going into the shops and ask TO
look at suits. And when one OF the
self appointed BrndStrceters looks mo
over and says. "Somnthing about
$4,000" | am going 10 shy Something
about $4,000 please" And then | nm
going To buy two.
Won't that be fun?
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OUT OF THE ORDINARY
Old Black Joe Cough Syrup Con-
tains No Dangerous Drugs,
Yet Does the Work.

The fact that Old Black Joe Cough
Syrup is absolutely safe. yet does the
work quickly and surely is what
makes i, such an extraordinary cough
remedy. It loosens the phlegm. opens
the air passages. soothes the irritation
and kills the cold germs. 1t hits the
sore spot in jiffy and then. My
what relief. There Is not a single
drop OF opiate$. chloroform or narcotic
drugs in it, Just as safe for children
as FOR grown people. A. big bottle costs
only 25c At any good store. Beware
of substitutes. for they may be danger
Gus. Sold in country as we'll as city
stores.
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p.uoht.rs Of American Revolution.

Al o'clock on Wednesday after
noon at the local y. W. {. a.. the
Daughters OF the American Revolution
will hold their annual meeting. Dur
ing the business session there will
be an election of regent and other
officers for the ensuing year will be
elected. The hosteSses are VIM. Mr.
bach, John McClue and Charles Nil
ton. The program follow,, ,
McCulloch's Leap. DR.. r. NJ. Baird
Mrs. VIM. kirbach.
The Ride Of Jennie McNeal. $500:
Carleton
Mrs C A Bishop.
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WOMAN'S CLUBS
Wellsburc Woman's Club.

An open. meeting will be observed
on Thursday evening OF this week by
the Woman's Club of WellSburg. This
was scheduled for the 18th. but has
been advanced TO the 18th. Mrs. Geo.
y. DeBolt, Of Fairmont. vice president
Of the West Virginia Federation, Will
be present and will address the meet
ing A musical program and lunch,
con are also scheduled. Members OF
the Hostess Club and Of the Outlook
Club are to be their guests on this oc'
caSion.
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Xmas Dauqhters' Meeting.

Mrs. Cecil Robinson at her home
on South Penn street, will have tho
members of ST. James Circle Of
Kings Daughters this evening. This
will be the last meeting for some time,
as Mrs Robinson will leave in short
time for Florida. There will be a
social session Of many delights which
will follow the consideration of bust
ness matters.
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Island Literary Club.

Miss Elizabeth McGranahan Will
have the members Of the Island Liter
airy Club. on Tuesday evening, as her
guests. A social hour will be enjoyed
at the conclusion Of the program.
which has been arranged by MISS
Wharton, who is the leader. and which
is made up Of the following numbers:
Roll Call--Thoughts on New Year $
Resolutions.
l-Discussion-Ciyics.
readings from Bay View
course:
(a) Two Historic Islands OF the Le-
want.
(b) Work of the Fabians.
(c) Democracy and the Daisy Cham.
3-Current Events.
Poem: An American."-Rudyard
kipling.
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NUMEROUS PLANS
FOR THIS WEEK
MISS Ida HUBBARD WILL BE
HOSTESS AT FORT HENRY
ClUS THIS AFTERNOON
Many Dancing Parties Are Scheduled
For This Week And Will Be Add
tionaI Attractive Events In
The Social Program

A luncheon this afternoon at the
Fort Henry club. at which Miss Ida
Hubbard will be hostess. will comnll-
ment Miss Frances Ogden. whose wed:
ding is to be- an j" gesting event or
tomorrow at ST .datthew's Z. r.
church. There will be places arranged
for IT. guests about a centerplece or
pink, with other appointments In TINS
hue. There will be favors for eaCh
Of Colonial corsaee bouquets. Inc
guests are 10 include:
Misses
Frances Ogden. Gertrude Garden
Helen Applegate. Elizabeth Stamm
Heightstown. ~ JGrace Carter
Ella Emery, Hester t'rady
keanc. Pa. Elizabeth Mathison
Martha Irwin Eleanor Holloway
Katherine Ebbert Margaret Ogden
Mrsdamcs
Edmund l.. Jones George Hewitt
Benton Bellamy
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ANIMAL MEETING.

The Annual Meeting OF the Young
Women's Christian Association will
be held at the Association building on
Monday. Jan. Sth, 1911. at f:3o p. m.
Ten members will be elected TO
serve on the Board Of Directors and
such other business transacted as may
properly come before this meeting.
MRS, ROBERT J. REED.
Jani-S preSldeQt.
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Tuesday evening at S o'clock. Two
topics will be discussed. How Shall
We Put the Shade in Shadyside"
which will be discussed by Mrs. AIDA
Morris. There has also been some ag-
itation for the changing of the name.
and the other topic OF the evening Is.
III Not Shadyside. What" Mrs, ".
]. Hoburg will present this. and there
will he a general discussion.
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Informal Reception.

An informal reception will follow
the annual business meeting AT the
Y. W. &. \. this evening. The new
secretary, Mrs. Harry Kenny Lewis,
will be presented tn The friends of the
association who arc cordially invited
to attend. The hospitality committee
will serve refreshments.
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janis

Cochin. China, has an area of about
a5 900 square miles. and is inhabited
BY about 3.50O.000 people. including
10000 whites and 100000 Chinese. It's
entire trade. as we'll as most of that
of Southern Anam. Cambodia and
port of Laos, passes through the port
Of Saigon.
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MASQUERADE .<arty.

Burt Review No. IS, Woman's Bene-
fit Association Of the Maccabees, will
entertain its members and Friends
with masquerade party. This will
be given at their lodge rooms in the
|. q. O. F. building on Friday evening,
January -.
Preceding this there will be- a meet
ing OF the review In the hall and all
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-01-08
Current Events.

Friday afternoon Of this week at
the Hotel Windsor, the current events
department OF the Woman's club VIII
hold its regular meeting. Mrs. George
y. De Bolt, of Fairlnont, will give the
review.
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Wellsburq Shakespeare Club.

The Shakespeare Club Of Wellsoure
will hold their regular meeting to-day
when the following program Will be
observed:
Tales Of Wayside Inn.
Each had his tale 10 tell. and each
was anxious TO BIZ pleased and to
please"
Prelude and Landlords Tale.
Give Il sketch of Longfellow.
Compare the prelude with the pro
logue OF Tennyson'S Princess.
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MEETING POSTPONED.

Owing to the illness of Mrs. Walter
S. Kelley, the Drama League Oepart-
ment of the WpmaS's Club will post
pone their meeting this week, 1noen-
nitelV
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-01-08

The January meeting Of the Ohio
County Nurses association Will be
held on Thursday afternoon OF this
week at o'clock at the North Wheel-
ing hospital.
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members deSirjr 10 attend are TO-
Quested 10 b" p. sent not later than
liz n'rlOck
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MarSI1ail-Rarrctt

Tho. marriage of Miss Anna Barrett
and Mr.. Carl Marshall took place al
St. Clalrsville. Saturday afternoon. The
attendants were Miss Nernie Cline OF
Wheeling and Mr. Owen BlanEenShltt
of East Liverpool. Mrs. Marshall Is
he daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Barrett ana is Il popular young woman
OF Bellairp. Mr.. Marshall Is the son or
Mr.. and Mrs William Marshall and is
connected with the American Stamp.
ing company. After a fortnights trip
10 Ashland. Ky, they will be at home
to their many friends at 119" Belmont
street Bellaire,
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Kahn Club Dance


Invitations have been Issued by tn
Kahn club which read as follows:
You and your friend are cordially II
vited to attend a
Series Of Dances
BY the
Kahn and Ladies Social Club
at
Kahn Club Auditorium
Friday evenings
January twelfth. nineteenth and
twenty-sXth
Orchestra Music
Reception Commltte
Anetta Meyer, Chairman
Esther Carson Frank Nicge-
Margaret Conift meyer
Frances Hores Jack Gallagher
Martha Kelly Vim. Mcmahon
Marie Corners Earl Murphy
Ursula Counihan Henry Nogler
Regina Altmeyer John Ferdinand
Lawrence lIarth
Dance Committee
Joseph Tully, Chairman
AUGUST Nigge- Perry FISHER
meyer p. L. Coleman
Thomas Burke
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Ohio Valley Economics Club.

The January meeting of the Home
Economics Club OF the Ohio valley
will be held at the Ohio Valley Cen
eral Hospital on Saturday evening.
Miss Lambert. of the club. Will De Tue
hostess. and School Lunches Will De
discussed.
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Chorus Rehearsal Postponed.
The Music Department OF the No'
mans Club will hold no rehearsal TINS
week of the chorus.
Shadyside Woman's Club, -,
The ShauySidr Woman's Club Will
meet in the Board OF rrade rooms on
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Mid Winter Dancing Party

The usual large number of, guests
will be entertained on "Wednesday
evening Of This week, at the Carol
Club. The Ladies' Carroll Socia! ciut
stand sponsors for the affair, which
will be elaborate and delightful In al
its details. \ luncheon will he serve,
at 1890 o'clock and the following com
mittees with Misses Mary Dorsey ant
Tess Fahey as chairmen, have tho al
fair in charge:
Messrs. and Mesdamcs
Edward J. busch Leo Werner
w. b. Gundling w. P. Lear
Haven Robb Harry J. Watson
John Grogan J. {. Edmunds
John Stenger. .Ir.
Mesdames
Fred Zarnits Frank Altmeyer
Misses
Iavina Dick Mildred Cogley
Margaret ManiOn Regina Robrecht
Helen lAanders Rhea Manlon
Marie killeen Margaret GllilSan
Genevieve Roth
McSsrs
Louis Heiner Edwin Stanton
Lawrence SteiumctM. 4. Greene
Michael Cullinan Ed killeen
Ioe kaltenbach Leo bonenberger
Henry Vogler
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Nuree'a Association.

Mrs. G.. A. Bishop.
The Huttig news., 1917-09-29
CHAPTER VI.
Adrift in the Boat.

To cling there Longer, to delay another moment, would be suicide. I leaned far over and looked down at the dinghy now rising and falling on the swell caused by the plunge of the yacht. MeCann was upon his knees clinging to the gunwales, his face turned upward pleadingly toward the light.
 Catch this lantern, McCann." 1 called down to him sharply. "I will swing 1t to you on the end of rope. Easy, man! Now throw off the lash ing. and make the glim secure on the thwart behind you; better tie 1t to the lock. Good; you'll make sailor yet. Now listen work your boat over until you Can get grip on the rudder chains, and hold her steady-yes, to
The Huttig news., 1917-09-29

"Seeley-the second mate? No, he didn't get away. The same spar that got me, eaughthim and he never spoke after that; seemed like a nice fellow, too."
 Her face was like marble in the lamp. light.
 He was killed Then it was be. cause he was killed he did not unlock my door; I-I am glad know"
 She buried her face in her hands, and sat there mOtionless. There was nothing I could do, or say, for l had no conception as to what the man was to her-lover husband, father, friend? Truly only the last relationship ap- peared possible, for seemingly there could be no closer ties between the two. They were clearly not of the same class, yet the girls sorrow was evidently real and genuine.
 To relieve my mind, I compelled Me Cam to pick up panakin, which had lodged under thwar, and bail out the boat. He crept about, grumbling to himself, but did fairly good job. As
The Huttig news., 1917-09-29
Continued Next Week)
Accusation Was False.

"When I hired you last week." said the boss, who had summoned the new employee Into the inner office. did you tell me the whole truth about your, self?'
 "Why, yes. What do you mean ahes whole truth Y
 Well, have a letter about you. | will take your word If you tell me that 1t Is false. The letter Is anonymous"
 "Wh-wh--what does 1t say about me?"
 Don't be scared. It doesn't accuse you of any kind of crime. It merely says that you are reformed dlApk- ard"
 "Ihat, sir, is malicious lie, made out of whole cloth"
 That's all I wanted to hear you say. Don't worry about It."
 And as the new employee went forth in the pride of his virtue, he said to himself:
 "The idea! And never thought of reformingl"