Arizona republican., 1917-12-30
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A PREACHER WANTED:

A PREACHER WANTED: The Christmas edition, brings this l notice: Wanted: To establish a new doctrine:-Salary paid" Look no fur ther, "Old Socks" I'm your man. Gentle readers, blame me not for for being so highly progressive CD, for as look down on the stupidity of mankind beneath, my conception of pack numbers, seesaws," has beens,' and Brain decrepitude," fills me with isgust:-Pro-g -gress? You bet your life" Must be a Preacher" eh. Then your fad is religion, and believe me l can expatiate on tricks from Adam down, and from down further on. R-e-l-i-g-i-o-n? Why the word and thought are both prima- tive (O Bless my soul, all we know or hear about now is simply ancient. Give us something new! A new Elijah, a Daniel, and new-I was going to say Christ, but as We have now on earth 5265328 Think Sos'' III pass that. But really. we must have new food for thought: t:-Christian science is getting stale, Miracles are too common, so something must be done.-Henry Ford, my mascot, bear Ing my 1llustrous name, comes forth now, advocating aluminium cars, Wheelless trucks, and legless horses: lie stole those ideas from me: Here's noW-He's mind reader. Don't mat ter what distance divides us, vibrat- ing ar currents wait thought i1i- stanter. I've been studying about dragging these immense cars that carry infintesimal loads, as compared. |, and a happy thought has struck me. which he has nabbed.-We don't need rails, and wheels for cars to roll on:-See the serpent, does he walk or roll? The fishes of the sea,-Do , they walk or roll? I was going to add Dlrds:-but we've got them skim ned mile.-Now aE aluminium car. made like our vertebrae, can skim [ over hills, dales, rivulets, and rills. as easy as feathers float on dreamy zephyrs-noiseless, painless, careless: 1T obstruction faces them, apply wings, eh, Henry? Say, "old Paci- tlcism cooled off," arn't we wonders ? Oh isn't the Ford" title a cuckoo? God gave us breath but Pa named us, Henry, and generations shall toilow to call us blessed:-But this is :. dlgression:-Tm answering an ad- tsement-"Preacher Wanted."-IlI take the job.
 
 apply's to a Junk dealers fame-Rut I've got a job-ough! OO!-Tut, Too!
 Say I've loaded up for Christmas 4 with more novelties than "Mort- ' gomery Ward" Sears Roebuck" or Butler Bros. ever dreamed of and : following in wake of these fakirs can l lie raster, oftener, and as conscienci- ousiy as any culprit that ever faced ! magistrate. For instance
 A set of ladies furs-$1O.OO. /; Parisian Ivory Toilet set-s6.0e ). An Electric Sweeper-s15.O d piccola-S5.00. Il Lew Savage Rifle-$22.0O. 0 A new Colt Pump Gun-$250O.
 One not quite new-S20.
 Lots of others-s10 to sl5.00. b Pistols-s4 to 5000 - Leather Puttees-s2 to s5.0o
 Auto Lamps-s1 to s2.00.
 Auto Speedometers-S2 to $500.
 steam gagues g to $500.
 Power wash machines-s4 to sS.ou
 Power Laundry Wringer s15.00.
 Hand Laundry Wringer sIO.OO.
 Home Laundry Wrhgers s2 to s4
 Lawn Mowers $2 to s5.
 Doors and Windows s1 to s3. Gutter Drain 10c foot
 W ater Plpe SC to 10c per foot
 Tents and Awnings, new or second
 Mems suitings and clothes. l. Broadcloth dress suits. to Womeh's garments, all kinds. ly Mens and women's overcoats. -h Snoes, boots, rubber goods. $. Tubs, Buckets, Pots, Pans. s; Blacksmith blowers one-half price Ill Power or hand shaft blowers.
 Machine drill steel
 Chains for scidding autos
 Business suits for men.
 Dress suits just like new. o Carpenters tools large supply. S snow cases, several sizes.
 kodaks aLy size or kind.
 SS5 meat slicer, new: s25.
 Cash registers; sizes.
 Blankets and quilts.
 Flne cheap pillows.
 New or used, mattresses.
 Liggett or steel springs.
 Sanitary cots.
 beautiful mahog Davenport. .b Five styles of Davenports. = Porch swings, sizes. no Ivory finished wicker setts. IU ;U A hobby Ivory Breakfast sett. Wicker or oak settees. 1a "A Nice leather settee.
 Office or Parlor desks. P Beautiful roll top desks.
 Office tables, all sizes. - Library tables, real beauties. at Birds eye maple, full line. ~ Dressers all woods. 25O styles
 Buffets, chiffoniers, commodes.
 Kitchen cabinets, or tables. s Full line stoves or heaters.
 Gas stoves ar plates.
 Gas ranges, or sad irons.
 Auto iron boxes and trunks. as, Trunks, valises, new or used. ar, A number of blows cheap. ok counters, pie and bread cases. lst hocKers Tn leather or wood finis or. In Rugs and Carpets the stock ur in1mense-Have new or used, any pat h. tern or size. Hall or stairway. We, ne cheap. 'e' tf Llnoleum. Have 500 yards F inc ng cork, cannot be worn out: selling Zee 'oc square yard;-cost s4.00. s26 crock churn, or barrel. If roWer wash, or hand machines. ck Masofi Jar covers, new, 15c dog. in Pumps. and blowers for mine. Lsy Gasollne engine, H. P, new. At Dlstlllate stove heaters and burner For home a complete automot ,oo lighter and fuel saver. Can co, s9s same as gas, or light house; wifi ds seldom; cost s400. price $100. Want good, cheap organ
 Want cheap PiaLola, and music ms Want a Victrola? ,no Want new Oliver typewriter? ''' Want Remington typewriter?
 Want Instantaneous heater, Bath ?
 Want Instantaneous heater K; - chen?
 1n- Want Cream whipper large or smaI see Want Jack knife, or butchere VI Want an electric or oil heater? om Want sew machine? rth What do you want? Tell me 2, md if havl.'t got it I'll get it. A la, ash asks-will you order me rugs as q N. sired,-neW? I will Anv nther Q rtinI