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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
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BROWNIES sLEleHRipE.

ave must have sleighride party
said the Brownies.
..oh. yez.- agreed the Gnomes. I'VE
haven't had one this winter. and IL
viii be such fun
Lets have II tonight" said the
brownies. @It viii be nicer TO have II In
the evening when Mr. Moon can follow
Us along"
That's right" said the Gnof0es.
-And the little stars can look down at
uv and smile. Their smiles are the
loveliest in the world, we think
yes said the Brownies. Their
smiles are wonderful. They are 50
bright
az you get up the sleighride," said
the Gnomes. "why can't we arrange
the supperT
"All right" said the Brownies, that
will be splendid. and it's awfully good
Of you to think Of IT. To be sure,
after a sleighride we will be ever so
hungry and we1l enjoy good supper.
aHow do you know il will be gOodf
asked the Gnomes. "We said we'd get
a supper ready. We didn't say a good
supper. you know" And the Gnomes
laughed.
But said the Brownies, "if you get
II up it's sure TO be good
You're very kind said the Gnomes.
well. we hope Il will be good" :"
I And so as soon as the Noon was
T Up. the Brownies, dressed in warm
winter wooden clothes. and the Gnones
/ in little fur suits, started of.
As they went along the smooth road,
and the bells on their horses jingled
I and merrily sang. the Brownies and
/ Gnomes told stories. and laughed and
joked.
/ They rode ever and ever so far. and
an along the trip Mr. Moon went with
them.
Until late they rode, and the horses
seemed 10 20 faster and faster all the
time.
IT'S almost time for supper" said
the Gnomes.
Where shall we drive for SUPPER
asked the Brownies.
"Ah." said the Gnomes, eve can have
supper anywhere"
"WhatT' asked the Brownies In sur
prise.
Certainly said the GnOmes. "Hid-
den under these seats are. baskets. and
they are filed with all the goodies we
could think Of. There are hot soups,
and hot chocolate TO drink in bottles
which always keep warm, and there
are sandwiches and everything you
can think Of. We tried to bring Q
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03

Where is itF-
NY daughter has II. Tn telling 30
TIE trsth. u.oa't, don't-- as TIE knife
rss rDore ylci0usly 52boed ioWaros
i.u-
-3iayte he's telling the truth, Jirnf
suz-esf-d It's p0ssessor.
Is that herr and the other jumped
FOR TIE doorway. discovering Nance
she had. indeed The key 10 question
and nou realized that these rufilails
-ru~t have heard of her father having
q lar-s sun in the house and were bent
o. securing il. Her idea vas 70 pre-
vent their possession ~ the key a.
also 70 reach the nearest house 70 give
the alarm.
The man who had discovered her
proximity dashed after her speedily
Nance started across the garden In the
direction of the Dyson home. She
realized that her pursuer was close on
her trail. he would soon overtake her.
Nance uttered one frantic, ringing
screau and suddenly made q dash for
the forked pole resting against the pear
tree. She seized IT, she poised IT, She
held Il Level and directed its pronged
nd directly against her Onrushing e1-
eny.
Ouch! Thunder be gasped, and
receded promptly. his hand pressed TO
his side. where the FORK points had
penetrated. Nance pressed the assault.
She made & new jab and the man went
PROSTATE. bowling for help from bis
companion.
The latter came rushing out. In her
trepidatiOn and excitement Nance had
| dropped the pole. She was too weas
and overcome TO run. He made fol
| her. She was well-nigh TO the fainting
I point.
Suddenly a new figure shot across
her range Of vision. She leaned TO tbs
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
WHY NOT SKATE ON GLASS?
Science Explains Why Any Smooth
Surface viii Not Answer Purpose
as Well as Ice.

Why is II that steel skates glide so
readily over an ice surface? The
structure OF the ice does not explain
this phenomenon. Nor does this mode
OF locomotlOn depend on the smooth
ness of the ice-sheet. Glass may be
had with very smooth surface, but
il would be very poor stuff TO skate on
If available. The sport of ice skating
depends on the fact that water ex-
pands on freezing; for, since ice is Of
greater bulk than water, any force that
tends TO reduce its bulk will also tend
to change it back TO water. AS the
whole weight OF the skater rests with
each stroke on the narrow, sharp edge
OF his skate, 1t follows that a quite
large pressure Is exerted on very
small area of the ice surface. The re-
suit is that the ice melts and the
skater glides forward on film of wa
ter Of the width of a pencll-line, which
Immediately refreezes after the skate
edge has passed.
The colder the ice the greater must
be pressure to bring it TO the melt
ing point, hence the fact that on very
cold ice 1t is difficult to make the
skates bite" In any event only q
slight amount of melting takes place,
for II requires about 2,O00 pounds OF
pressure TO the square inch to reduce
the melting point by one degree cent?.
grade. This may seem high pressure
TO be exerted by skater, yet when II
is remembered that the edge of skate
I is only a very small fraction OF 6
/ square inch in area, and that ice Is
seldom very much colder than the
freezing point (since there is usually
water below the ice sheet at 30
Fahrenheit waiting TO be cooled
to the freezing poinD, it will be
appreciated that this explanation Ii
quite reasonable.-O. ID. Won Engeln In
Barper's Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
HANDICAP ON POLO PLAYERS
Maximum Ranking In This Country
Brought Up to English Standard
Dates for Events.

Five OF the foremost polo players of
this country now carry a ten-goal han
dicap impost, thus bringing the maxi
mum ranking in this country up 10 the
English standard. Those who will play
under the limit handicap this season
are: Foxhall T.. Keene, Deyereux Mil
burn, ]. Z. Waterbury. Jr., Lawrence
Waterbury and Harry Payne Whitney.
The national senior, Junior and open
tournaments will l., held az Point Ju.
dith Polo club, starting July 10 and ex.
tending TO August is.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
MIR. Moon Went With Them.

good supper. when you were so kind
as to tell us you were sure 1t would
be good"
"Well," said the Brownies. ''To
think that our supper was with us all
the time and we didn't know it."
But you didn't want 1t before, did
you?" asked the Gnomes.
"Oh. no." said the Brownies. 1--WE
are just good and hungry now."
swell, let's start right in"
So they all sat on the long sleigh
where they had been all the evening,
and they curled up their feet under
them as they sat.
The supper was certainly marvellous,
and the Brownies said they had known
the GnOmes could not have anything
but fine one. The Gnomes We're so
pleased with the Brownies praise.
The hnrses turned their heads around
when the Gnomes and Brownies were
eating, and the Gnomes hoped OFF the
sleigh and gave the horses some nice
hay and Jumps of sugar they had
brought along. For of course when the
full ride they could not be forgotten
in the supper.
And Mr.. Moon was still overhead in
the sky and watched all the fun. Il
sha'n't leave" he said. until you do.
Miss such fun as this? Never in the
wide, wide world"
And the little stars kept smiling and
twinkling and said:
up in the sky
I'VE are SO high.
But down below,
| "Over the snow
| We've watched the ride,
"And have helped as light and guide"
So the sleighing party was a great
success, and before II was over the
Brownies promised they would give
another very soon.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
DEFINITION OF AN AMATEUR
National College Association Adopts
Suggestion Offered by Or. Paul
Phillips Of Amherst.

After a long discussion the National
College association has finally adopted
definition Of an amateur. 1t was
offered by DIR. Paul G. Phillips Of Am
herst, who stated that committee had
worked over the subject for more than
three years. The definition is as fol-
lows: "An amateur athlete is one who
participates In competitive physical
sports only for the pleasure and the
physical, mental, moral and social
benefits directly derived therefrom."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
LABEL BARRY LUCKY"
Has Been in More Worlc's Series
Than Any 0tbtr Player.
S.~ ws-s7.- ef soEto, ns6 Sex
geine5 ttsistjes Jgtt as co,nie
Max Hae tbogt csr-rAsts5
His creS; Pisyfns sz-sire-

Jack Barry hss fregusutly been
called the -Iuefiest man in BASEBALL
Re has been in r11re worlds series
than any other player II the game. He
soined the Athletes sns; g. Mack hzd
about completed his great mscfine
that four tines won the words chatD-
rsonstIp Tusu when this Wo1dsrfui
aggregation vas broken Up and TDust
% its stars were sept 20 other clubs
Barry vas fortunate enough 20 draw
the Boston Red S1I- successors 20 the
Athletics ln the matter of premier
baseball h0o0rs q the universe.
Playing On six worlds champion
teams j. enough 70 give any man the
palm for luck. but Jack Barry's luck
has not stopped there. Never before
has q man made his managerial debut
with prospects 80 bright ss Barry =.
His task is DO; 70 build Up q machine
bis team. Acknowledged the best In
the Dig Leagues. j. already built and
running Ike clockwork.
Barry viii Be the only playing man
/ aver In the major Leagues next sea-
son. Las; year BIZ Carrigan. Barry 5
| predecessor. had the honor.
one ~ one the playing managers Of
other days have taken their places oa
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
NEVER LOST BASEBALL GAME
CIInour poble Holds Greatest Record
Ever Established by coaeh-Has
Never Been Beaten.

Gilmour Dobie, the University OF De
troit's new coach, holds the greatest
record ever established by baseball
mentor. His teams have played 81
games, winning "a and tleing three In
"A period covering II years. His first
team, the Minneapolis High school,
won four games In u season, all they
played. The next two years he
coached the North Dakota Aggles,
played eight games and no team was
able TO score point against Dobie's
eleven. In 1908 he went 10 Washington,
where for nine seasons he tutored
teams that never went down 70 de-
teat
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
DIAMOND
NOTES

Cllnching may be eliminated from
boxing. but frDm baseball-neyer!
Iris Speakers weak spot has been
discovered at last. He's golf bug.
Many an error made by a ball play
er Is caused b. the void under his
cap.
The Athletics VIII win the pennant,
just Ike the Swiss navy VIII dominate
the seas.
Pat Moran. boss OF the Pills. does
not think that the baseball rules
should be changed.
Connie Mack's team Is the great puz-
zle In baseball this spring. The puzzle
Is to find the team.
Captain Charley Herzog Of the
Giants has taken up aviation and has
made several Fights.
Mike Menosky. former Fed league
outfelder is another Benny KaufT so
far as egOusm f. concerned.
Imagine what would happen II some
sport scribe should write Of Clarence
McGraw and Muggsy Rowland.
Phil Ball. owner OF the Browns, Is
trying to induce Fielder Jones 10 make
room on the club for Mike Mowrey.
In about a month from now many
recruit pitcher will be showing a
lotta speed-getting back TO the sticks.
The Sherman club Of the Western
association has elected c. W. Batsell
as It's president for the coming sea-
son.
| Manager Lee Fohl of the Indians
thinks his pitching staff will prove to
be one Of the best in the circuit this
summer.
The gov who strikes out In pinch
this summer viii return 10 the bench
accompanied by Hep, hep" from
the fans.
Gently In the Cuban revolution, wa'
the father OF outfelder Acosta, Of the
American league.
With Chick Gandll gone, there Is
much interest In the development ol
Louis Guisto as first-sacker on tho
part Of Cleveland fans.
Slim Sallee Is a strong advocate o.
berth control. He says the Pullman
company makes 'em too darned shor
for a full sized man.
Baseball has been introduced amoni
the Moros, and they call the umplr'
the "egxysoklorot." Sounds like pret
ty accurate description.
"Ten-cent baseball is n thing OF tn
past" we read. oh, we dunno. A 10
OF II is likely TO be played this year
even II the fans do pay more.
Hal Chase and Iris Speaker hit lik
demons in their leagues, but the nais
er's batting average In those league
under the sea has 'em faded.
The Toledo club will give trial {
young shortstop fresh from hlgl
J school by the name OF Walter Leen
ard. He halls from Fort Recovery, G
A lot Of bali players are complainln
, about the cutting Of their salaries thi
year. when all they would have bough
: with the money, anyway, would hav
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
Getting What You Expect.

If you are looking for chance to
feel aggrieved, you will be sure to
find 1t. No one can be on the lookout
for Sights and snubs. without discover
ing them in plenty! The happy, whole
some girl. who takes 1t for granted
that she is always welcome, and that
everyone has rbe kindest intentions, II
pretty sure to get what she expects.
Girls Companion.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
UMPIRE is MOST VERSATILE
ouleley Of reners staff Makes Quick
Switch From Baseball 10 Foot
ball at Seasons End.

Ernest G. Quigley OF President Te-
ners staff Of umplres Is probably the
most versatile sport official in the
country. The Saturday after the close
Of the worlds series the umpire made
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03

Clothespins will not freeze to the
line II they are first boiled in strong
salt water and thea dried.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-05-03
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ALEX IN SELECT SET

Grover Cleveland Alexander
now ranks among the highest I
paid players and managers In !
baseball. He has compromised !
with the owners of the Phillles !
and signed for $500 next sea- !
son. which s. s2.JDO less than he J
was holding out for. He Is the !
highest-salaried pitcher In the :
National league. receiving the !
same amount as does Walter /.
johnson. the American leagues !
star. The leaders. as 10 salary,
are. ]
Tris Speaker. Cleveland .Si7.5CO :
Ty Cobb. Detroit. ljODO
Eddie Collins, Chicago. BO0O :
Walter johnson. Wash'n. 1900
Grover Alexander. Pills. 12,5OO .
Johnny Ever. Boston,. 10000
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Jesus Christ. he
is the "founda-
ton" stone, the
tried" stone, the
precious corner
stone" the ''sure
foundation" He
is "the living
stone, disallowed
indeed of men.
but chosen of God
and precious"
upon one stone
shall be seven
eyes" Seven is
the perfect num-
Der, and the mean
ing seems to be
that towards our
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
YOU MAY TRY CUTlcURA FREE
That's the Rule---Free Samples to Any.
one Anywhere.

We have so much confidence In tho
wonderful soothing and healing proper
ties of Cuticura Ointment for all skin
troubles supplemented by hot baths
with Cuticura Soap that we are ready
to send samples ON request. They are
ideal for the toilet.
Free sample each by mali with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. L
Boston. Sold everywhere.--Adv.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
Wonderful.

He-Behold that exquisite sunset
Note the delicate flesh tints, the cream
shades, the long dashes of vermilion
and the almost living fire that leaps
up from the sinking sun as from
mountain. Isn't it wonderful?
She-Indeed, it is. 1t looks Ike a
great big lobster salad.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
Rriaht Younaster.

Mother was putting an extra blank
ct on the foot of the bed one cold
night, when her son said: Whats
that for, mother?" Before she could
reply he answered his own question.
40! Yes. That is for preparedness"
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Je is said that dancing will prolong
life Maybe so, but the average citi-
gen can't afford TO patronize the ca
barets where most of the dancing is
done nowadays.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Dx#lt be unhappy II you are not able
ten own an automobile. The man who
h0GFs 1t several miles a day will live
considerably longer than the man who
rides nh the time.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

MGecrcar manufacturers say they
are Rocking forward to great year.
Furthermore, it is impossible to find
= gasoline dealer who Is down In the
MStffh
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Our idea Of a silly man Is one who
Is sSt willing to let his wife have the
last wOed without getting fussy about
st. TRe right of last word belongs to
the woman and she will have 1t or
heave the rolling pin.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

They say that the late Madame
Thehes Of Paris possessed many Sc
cFets. u rs pretty hard to believe that.
She lived seVenty-two years and no
woman can tive so long on a diet Of
secrets
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
The Engraved
Stone
ByREv. JAMES M. GRAY, ID.
Dean of Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago

TExT-Upon one stone shall be seven
eyes; behold I will engrave the craving
thereof, saith the Lord Of hosts; and ]
will remove the iniquity of that land in
one day.-Zechariah $50.
The mysterious stone here referred
to symbolizes our Lord and Savior,
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

4 North Carolina man says that II
We arc to have the 2A-cent piece,
which we need very much, the logical
name for It is "twofer," bat that's the
name Of cigar.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
Attention.

"Tm attracting some attention in
the world, anyhow" said the spinster,
"That sou asked friend.
ayes. I've got to the point where O
lot of folks are trying to guess my
age
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

caption over news story says
that Eoag sermons are no longer popu-
lar. We're they ever? They were prev
aIepe nut we're they ever popular?
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

0uF idea of pessimism is the feeling
of Encouragement a man experiences
when the cook sets out big dish of
pork chops before him.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

4 Pennsylvania judge says the Pc
deStrsan has the right Of way. but most
pedestrians weuld rather give 1t up
than die maintaining 1t.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Considering the fact that the hired
1nau gets eggs for breakfast, statistics
showing his average annual income
are hound to be misleading
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

The son of an English earl has mar
rie6 Che daughter of poor commOner.
Probably she has job in munition
factory.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Beasth 9ints to the effect that dogs
never worry serve as reminder that
they flock instinctively to men Of the
same xaental predictions.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

An Fastener shot at rat and hit
his wife, says an exchange. Doesn't
sound reasonable. If rat was In
sthe FuSn, no woman would be.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

An agricultural note announces that
there's money in the castor bean, but
we've never seen small boy seized
with desire to bull the market
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

America chews $60,0O0,000 worth Of
guns per year. But the value of the
hot air produced by chewing the rag
ruIrs sntO the billions.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

They are telling us again that mis-
tlceae IS fungus and a nuisance, and
we suppose 1t is when it is attached
to a tree instead Of to Il chandelier.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Where, by the way, is the old-fash-
l0ncSy prestidigitator who could pro-
duce perfectly good eggs from any old
placer
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Judging by the prices of shoes, little
Johnny won't have much trouble, next
summer, In obtaining permission to go
baFefGose6.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

YOU can't have an aspiration worth
a continental unless you are willing to
endure a little perspiration for Its
sake
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Speaking IN hushed, respectful ac-
cents. people express the hope that the
Torsiiy potato and the princely egg will
go no higher.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Adjt. Gen. Charles r. Rogan has re-
ceived telegram from Col. Carey f.
Spence Of the Third Tennessee, now
on the Mexican border, announcing
the election OF Charles +. Brown oil
Chattanooga to be lieutenant colonel
and Dan w. Ellis of Tellico Plains TO
be major of the Third Tennessee.
Lieut.. Col. Brown was formerly ma,
jor Of the regiment and Major Ellis q
captain Gov. Rye has issued COM
missions to the two new O5icers.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Our mistakes of yesterday are main
-ly responsible for our worries OF TO-
day.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

The occasional use OF Roman Eye BalsGm
at night upon retiring will prevent and re-
iieve tired eyes, watery eyes. and eye STRAIN
Adv.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

Eggs are cheaper in London, but the
difference is not great enough to be
worth taking chances on the Heppe-
liHS
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

There would be rewer old bachelors
If single men were not allowed to as
sociate with married men.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

How fortunate the styles are not
measured either by the yardstick or
the thermometer
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

\ yOung man thinks he is a devil,
and an old man likes to think that
there was day when he was devil.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

When drunken man doesn't think
he is exceptionally wise he Is beyond
the thinking stage.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

great man is not always to be
known by the company his picture
keeps in the papers.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17
New RIlIs Introduced.

New Bills Introduced.
By Senator Caldwell-Pruviding that
go per cent of landowners must con-
sent to creation of drainage district
before it can be lawfully created.
BY Senator Creswell- Authorizing
the government to make rules for the
governing OF bird preserves in Ten
nessee.
Senator Creswell Requiring land
owners to keep streams clear which
run through their proprty.
Snator Fulghum-Giving the Madf
son county judge the power to grant
writs of attachment, injunctions and
habeas corpus.
Senator Fulghum--Abolishin the
police iudgeship OF jackson and con
ferring the powers of that office on
the mayor.
Senator Rooks--Creating a specla
school district of Gibson.
Senators Smith. Kenny and Fnig
hum-Amending the custer law so the
defendant would be entitled TO jury
trial.
Senator Smith--To prohibit the SAX
of coca cola in Tennessee.
Senators Hill and Thompson-T<
create an inferior court in Davidso'
county.
Senator Worley--Providing for
second assistant attorney general 10
the state.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1917-03-17

And maybe the man who says, these
days, that he's ''as happy as king
really means 1t.