The Wrangell sentinel., 1917-12-06
AWONDERFUL
 DISCOVERY
By M. QUAD Copyright, 1916. by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.

Three months ago the drug stores Of the world opened war on me because of my wonderful medical remedies. ful in curing all ailments that the druggists found their customers turning from them. A combination SYas formed against me. with millions of dollars back of it, and threats were made that I would be bankrupt in six months.
 1 am now going for the druggists in turn. and I have brought forth a wonderful remedy that will shut the doors on many of them. l have com bined my twenty-one remedies ill tho shape of porous plaster, and that plaster is going to reyolutionize the world.
 The name, Browns Paradise Porous Plaster, is printed on ill red ink. and no one who can read can be deceived by an envious druggist. The plasters are fringed all around by a strip of cafskin so tbat falling over fence or from the roof Of q barn cannot diSlodEe or damage them- In putting them on the help of another person is required The back should first be rubbed with hot vinegar and red pepper. When tue flesh begins to smart and raise you on your tees the plaster should be capped on. Great care should be taken that no needles, pins or carpet tachs should get mixed in. When the piaster is on, rub it over with Il rolling pin. This takes about two minutes, and after if is tin ished that plaster will stick by you for the rest of your life. If you live fifty years you will never want another As to what my porous plaster will do l shall not make any boasts. but l Will modestly say:
 That it will cure Il sore throat in two seconds.
 It will remove corn while you are throwing a chair at the cat.
 It will cure rheumatism while you are trading jacklnives with tin ped dler.
 It will knock stiff knee stiifer than poker while you are walking forty rods to the nearest saloon.
 It will cure consumrticn unless both lungs are gone and your ribs are all cavcd in
 It will prevent pneumonia and disap- point tLc doctors.
 In my claims of what my porous plaster will do I have confined myself exclusively to human beings. l had not tried it on animal life when a gentle man named Eben JehoShhphat Jones Of the state of Kansas wrote 10 me that he owned horse tWenty-scven years old that had been blind and deaf for the last seven years. The horse was so deaf that he couldn't hear thun- derstorm and so blind that it was common thing for him to knock the doors off the barn about five times week. The horse had not been put out of the way becaUsc he WAS the favor. ite mount of Eben's first, second and third wives and he was keeping him alive out Of sentiment. He read of my Paradise Porous Plasters, and he bought two and tried them on the horse. His color was that of dish rag. but in one week It had changed to a bright bay. The sight came back to his eyes. his deafness vanished. and in less than a month he won race and a purse of S25 with it. The plas- ters, which will never come of. give the animal unique appearance and will serve as blankets in the winter have testimonials to show that With In an hour after the plaster has been applied the wearer feels mixture of energy and ambition thrilling all through her or him. He or she wants to do great things. They carrot sit still, but must be at work. Many or them have to be tied in their chairs long enough to eat dinner.
 X man in Iowa writes me that he WAS so lazy that it nearly killed him when he had to rock the cradle of his infant for half an hour at time. Within a week after wearing my plaS- ter he split 300 rails ill one day and then came home and licked a man whom he had had grudge against for forty years.
 \ woman in Michigan who hadn't had energy enough to sweep the floor or clean out the coffeepot for long number of years put on one of these plastcrs to cure coming deafness. Il not only knocked the deafness galley u.oet hut inf,co1 Such energy into her