Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1917-10-10
CAMP CULLINGS !


kenounee IL sscan-toon1mene,"
re Post Exchange at O-28 IL run
Step up and get your smokes
NnH eats boys.
~ password for the present. both
~ Mna around camp always recognized
~ Hey look out for my arm. will yuh?"
One Of the first tunes OF the bugle
calls which the rockies always learn
NuaaAly 10 Come and get your beans
N1YSg
koor Richard was right. as many Of
eNN boys are discovering, when he PEN
soc the well known adage. "Early to
be4 amd early to rise makes man
honlfhy. wealthy and WISE"
A postal card written on the train by
qne Of the chaps who had evidently
4eck some one behind was brief and
Ki9nt to the point: Dear: Just went
thKa tunnell. Kiss from c. A. D."
Another one very expressive and yet
pcnveying whole lot OF meaning ran
like this: Somewhere In Maryland on
Train. Dear Folks:-Had lots to eat.
also plenty coffee. No Booze. Are as
dirty as pigs. going thru soft coal at
Hlxky-miles an hour. Jack"
The Y NJ. c. A. information bureau
has been opened at the entrance to
camp from Admiral at the crossing of
the Admiral and Odenton roads. Here
khe public visitors as well as incom-
ing officers may get posted before COM
Tag into camp. The men in camp may
&lgo secure information about Balti-
U0res Washington and Annapolis, when
song out on leave.
Poor jim" his mother would say, or
Abused dearie," his sweetheart would
81 fruit and cakes and homemade dain-
tzeA coming into camp last Sunday. But
MM&n they heard that for dinner Bob
md Tom and Jim had beef stew, sweet
EQxnxoeSs bread, coffee and pudding, with
Nk1ad mush. bacon, sausage. potatoes and
Eptxoe for breakfast-oh. that made a diff
&eEenee, and the smile broadened.
Who said Washington was the "City Of
magnificent Distances? Let him come to
camp Meade. From Admiral to the Base
A03patal Is about five miles, from Disney
20 0lvlsdon headquarters is three miles.
xum the remount station to the post Office
&g8N0 and half miles, from the 7. NJ
49, information bureau to the Light Ar
Ey In section "N' Is about three and
&Ah miles. But it's farther than that to
q ekes and Calais.
saf One step won't take you very far:
You've got to keep on walking.
V1s word don't tell folks who you are;
N0u've got to keep talking.
VEe inch don't make you very tall;
1ou've got to keep on growing.
~4e Little fight wont make ssBill' fall;
You've got to keep him going.
Talking about the entertainments at the
~ G. A the other night, one rookie
#Nmaxked to the other, Say. Tim what's
mpnCloguer' why, q monologue is q
conyersation between a husband and wife,
I'D Tim. Il thought that was a dia-
8gueF oh. NO; dialogue is where two
WeE$Dm9 are speaking"
Among the departures are the following
HAlcex8, who have left for other points A
W. Smith. second lieutenant Field ArtiI-
k4E1s and Frank ]. Clarke, first lieutenant
signal Corps. The list Of officers as pub
MmA@d will be corrected from week to
W3aEs all arrivals and departures being
noted for the information Of those in camp
Inc most hated man in camp during
these parafyphoid days is probably the
gia1-nandS artist. who expresses his gen.
exa4 good nature by shaping his pals on
ms shoulder. A group of victims held
barracks meeting the other day to decide
what sort of punishment this pest ought
70 have in the hereafter 1t was the
unanimous conclusion that IL there is such
thing as justice he ought to be inocu-4
lated with infiammatory rheumatism
w1s1ch hurt every time he moved, and also
with st. Vitus dance. that he might be
k8pt moving all the time.
speaking OF the post Office" said J.