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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08
ATHLETICS FOR ALL MEN.
BUT TOO MUCH FOR none
better Body Exercises and Founda.
'ion 'ames Fit Students for Arm,
Life and for the Big Game.

o. A. c.. Corvallis, Nov. 5.-Bette,
oodies for all young men and physi.
cal fitness for the strain of military
hafdships and the big intercollegiate
games, are the aims of the athletics
required of students here.
The big and the over-developed
huskles that need no building" are
no longer grabbed up on their first
appearance on the campus and given
the "too-much" treatment necessary
TO win the games. Instead every
man Is given a special examination
to find out what he most needs and
then the kind of drill that develops
IT, and assigned to play with his col
lege-mates the games he likes and
needs. If defective in bodily vigor
ne Is given special corrective exer
clses. Two hundred men are now
taking corrective exercises.
The foundation games not only
strengthen the body and clear the
mind, but incidentally disclose the
special atletic qualities, if any. that
each man has. He is then graduated
naturally into those intercollegiate
sports that he is best fitted for.
where he is in a position to do the
best for his school and to do it with
the least strain and injury to him
self. The military value of this work
Is seen in the success Of the French
in capturing one of the stronges,
forts on the western front almos.
without the loss of man, after hav-
ing "rehearsed" for the exploit for
many weeks.
This work is directed by the de-
partment of Physical Education for
men, in charge of DR.. A. D. Browne.
who has succeeded in getting the
whole school to playing. Cooperat.
ing with him are the departments of
Health, the Military, and the inter
collegiate sports under Coach Jos. A.
Pipal.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08
Sells lone Garage.

John Bryson, who for a number OF
years past has been running the biz
garage at lone, has disposed of this
property to Chas. ONeill and retired
from the business. Mr.. O'Nein has
been head mechanic in the garage
most of the time since Mr.. Bryson
started business in lone. He is an
excellent hand at the business, and
Wlthal a mighty fine young man, and
this paper bespeaks for him the sue
cess he deserves. Mr.. Bryson will
not engage in business, for the pres
ent, at least.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08
SAVE THE WHEAT.
Get the Eat More Corn" Habit AT
Breakfast Time-Recipe for
Corn Pancakes.

Order a stack of corn" or a
stack of kafir" instead of a stack
of wheat" cakes at the hotel or res.
taurant. Pancakes made of corn OF
kafir corn or one of these grains with
little wheat flour are fully as palat-
able and nutritious as cakes made of
wheat only, say food specialists of
the United States Department of Ag-
rlculture. Millions of wheat cakes
are consumed at the American break
fast table every morning. Get the
stack OF corn" habit and save the
wheat.
The department is urging restaur-
ants and hotel proprietors to instruc.
their chefs to prepare and have reauy
for use batter for corn cakes each
morning so that patrons may order
corn cakes instead of wheat cakes.
Corn cakes have always been popu
lar on the family table. BY featur-
ing the stack of corn" cakes on their
menus 1t is believed patrons will be
glad to form the "eat more corn"
habit at breakfast time.
Corn cakes with sirup are apetiz-
ing and satisfying. The following
recipe is recommended:
Corn meal pancakes:
l cup corn meal; cup -four
(wheat); 2 teaspoons baking pow
der; teaspoon salt; \ tablespoon
sugar; l tablespoon melted butter:
l egg: l cup milk.
Mix the dry ingredients, add melt
ed butter. well-beaten egg, and milk.
Bake like ordinary griddle cakes.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08
Some Good Spuds.

Lish Watkins left at this office Sat-
urday hill of Early Vermont pota-
toes from his place up Willow creek.
There were 13 fine tubers in the
bunch, smooth and of even size and
Weighing 8 pounds. For this season
this is splendid yield and is fair
sample Of Mr. Watkins potato crop.
The spuds are an excellent variety
and this crop was produced without
any irrigation, which adds to their
quality.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08
Springs Are Sold.

Mr.. Waters was here Thursday and
reported to the Eagle that he had
just sold the Mt. Vernon Hot Springs
to Frank Noble of Heppner. Mr.. No
Bile has taken possession and will con-
duct this popular pleasure resort
Canyon City Blue Mountain Eagle,
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

Corvallis Gazette-Times: Think of
Oregonians paying IL cents a quart
for milk, but that is what Corvallis
is up against. High feed, an expen-
sive delivery system, stringent super
vision laws and ordinances forbid
ding town people keeping COWS are
causes contributing to this condition.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

Aa DR.. j. G.. Turner, the well
5s8 known eye specialist of Port.
land, will be at Palace Hotel, Hepp-
ner, again on Tuesday, Nov. 18th,
one day only. DR.. Turner is a spec
ialst of experience and standing and
you will make no mistake in consult
ing him about your eyes and glasses.
Headaches relieved, cross eyes made
straight, satisfaction guaranteed. Dr..
Turner makes specially of fitting
the Kryptok invisible hifocal, for dis
tant and near vision, all in one light,
solid piece of glass. Don't forget the
date. Consult him in lone Monday
Nov. IL, in Heppner Tuesday, Nov.
18th.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

Albina Engine and Machine Works
launched the steamship Margit Nov.
3. But for the shipyard strikes Port
land would have launched two ships
a week for the past ten weeks.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

VIM. Perry returned home from
Yamhill, Oregon, where he has been
spending the summer, on Monday. He
expects to remain in Heppner for
some time before going out to work.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

W. l.. Barlow of Fairview visited
Heppner Monday. Mr.. Barlow has
been putting in some grain which is
coming up nicely, and states that q
number of his neighbors are busy
with seeding. The rains of this week
have been quite beneficial and seed
ing will now be general throughout
the wheat belt
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

Cutting spruce logs and saving
same for airship material for govern
ment contracts has so far been block
ed by strikers, and government may
take over the spruce timber industry.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-11-08

George Stevenson this week moved
into the property recently purchased
from his father as administrator of
the estate of Hannorah Stevenson,
deceased. This is one of the best
pieces of property in Heppner and
will make Mr.. Stevenson and his fam
lily splendid home. Uncle Andy will
make his home with George and his
family. He expects to go to Califor-
MIA shortly for visit with his daugh.
ter, Mrs. Emma Davis, who lives in
Oakland, and will probably remain
there during the winter months.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
IS INJURED In
PENNSY WRECK

CONTINUED From First Pagel
ing the trolley car to that city, which
is eight miles from the scene of the
wreck.
The uninjured passengers continued
on their way on later train.
Only Two Badly Hurt
Only two were seriously injured.
They were John Harmon, aged 81
porter on the dining car, who suffered
fracture of the right arm and in
ternal injuries, and William II. Car
left arm, back and hands. His condi-
ton to-day was not improved.
Others injured were:
Edward Robinson, colored, 35 Pros
pect street. Brooklyn; +. II. Hoveler,
colored, S51, 5Srd street, Brooklyn; !;
Thomas Lewis, colored, Il Oak street,
Jersey City; Melvin Roberts, New
Clark street, Jersey City; Albert c.
Simms. colored, 226 West 134th street,
New York; Herman Bartlett, coolred,
g kearney street, Jersey City; Lewis
Taylor. colored, 33S West seth street,
New York; Waverly Holland, colored,
Clara V. Mahaney. 81 North Second
street, Harrisburg; Mrs. George L.
Bailey. 90! Erie avenue, Williams
port; Edwin Robinson. 35 Prospect
street, Brooklyn; Miss u. Pedigo, 5013
North Seventeenth street, Philadei-
Phia Miss H: Rhoades, and Mrs.
Williamsport: Mrs. T. NJ. UIlman, vii.
Transport; Mrs. Glenn Mcmillan, no
destination; Mrs. f. T. Magee, los
South Ninth street, Olean, n. Y.
Buffalo Express left Harrisburg at
$3.50, running few minutes late. The
train slowed up on the straight line
T.VHs ar-NsN I l..
was running about twenty-five miles an
hour when the accident occurred. The
cars turned over against a high bank.
All passengers were thrown from
their seats. The worst injured were
employees in the dining car who were
caught in small space when the car
turned over, several of the porters
being thrown against hot stoves.
Others were caught in the falling
chinaware and supplies on the shelves
in the rear of the car.
Word was sent to Lancaster and
Harrisburg as soon as possible and
relief trains with physicians and sur
geons sent to the scene of the wreck.
DR.. George B. Kunkel and DIR. LYMAN
r. Wiener with Superintendent Will
liam B. McCaleb and other Philadel-
phia division officials went from Har-
risburg to the scene, q distance of %
miles in &c minutes.
Aid from Lancaster also responded
promptly and with the members of
the crew and passengers, the injured
were made as comfortable as possible.
There were many thrilling moments
Immediately after the cars left the
rails.
In the dining car a number of
passengers were injured. One of the
passengers was woman with a baby.
The child was knocked from her
arms, and F. H. Hoveler, an employe,
who was badly injured. crawled under
a seat, rescued the baby and helped
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

the mother from the car. William
II. Carroll. the chef, was caught be-
tween the stove and partition.
Buffalo Express was in charge of u
Philadelphia crew, including Conduc-
tor L. Wallace; Engineer J.'H. Stroh;
Baggagemaster j. A. Greenwood and
Brakemen j. A. Morris and e. j.
Foley. This train usually is made up
of nine cars but on account of the
light travel on Sunday there were
only six coaches.
Wreck crews from Harrisburg, Lam
caster and Columbia got busy soon
after the wreck and at l o'clock the
main line was open. Until the tracks
were cleared all trains were sent
from Lancaster to Columbia and
thence to this city.
At tie Harrisburg Hospital a corps
of physicians looked after the injured,
including Drs. Harvey B. Smith, f.
r. Whipple, +. w. Coover, Carson
Coover. II. B. Walter. l.. c. Laverty.
Norman Shepler, George B. Stull, c.
l.. Trullinger and A. ]. Griest. Drs.
George B. Kunkel and II. r. Winer
returned to Harrisburg with the re-
lief train,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
MRS. MARY DAVIS DIES

West Fairview, Jan. 29.-Mrs. Mary
Ann Davis, aged rs years, widow of
the late John II. Davis, died at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. William
A. Cripple. in State street, on Satur-
day after a long illness. Mrs. Davis
had been a resident of West Fairview
for about forty-five years and was a
member of Grace United Brethren
Church almost that length of time.
Two sons, Isaiah, OF Philadelphia. and
Chester. of West Fairview, and one
daughter. Mrs. William A. Cripple,
also of West Fairview. Funeral SER
vices will be held tomorrow after
noon at 2 O'Clock from the home of
her daughter, Mrs. Cripple. The Rev.
j. E. B. Rice, pastor of Grace United
Brethren Church, will have charge OF
tne services. Burial will be made in
the cemetery at Enola.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
ORGAN RECITAL
BY PROF. WALLACE
Given Yesterday to Large Num-
bers; Blind Musician Assisted
by Two Soloists

To set precedent is the task of q
brave individual. To overcome the
prejudice of a concertive city and hold
concert in a playhouse on the Sab
bath day was surely setting n prece-
dent for Harrisburg. And yet he did
1t and carried it off successfully. the
well-known Prof. c. W. Wallace, blind
organist of the Grand Photo Theater,
in Derry street. From all parts of the
city came men and women, music
lowers by the hundreds, to enjoy the
treat that they knew from experience
awaited them yesterday.
Prof. Wallace is an artist of the
highest order and a composer. With
him on the program were two of Har-
rlsourg's old favorites. Mrs. William
X. Bumbaugh, soprano, and Miss Le-
mer, violinist: also little Miss Patti
Thomas, the child pianist. The latter
was particularly good in Lysberg' S
La Fountaine" with the organ ac-
compartment Mrs. Bumbaugh was
at her best in the gradual crescendo
of longing regret in Tostis famous
Goodbye and there were many wet
eyes in the auditorium during her
singing of Bragg's Angels Serenade. "
Miss Lemer playing the violin obli-
cato, and Prof. Wallace at the organ.
Miss Lemer's solo, Schubert's ave
Marie, with the organ accompani-
ment was given. like all her work,
with faultless execution and sympa-
thetic understanding.
Prof. Wallace stepped from the con-
cert organ to the piano before rem
dering LISTS "Liebestraume" He
gave it in manner that held his au-
dience spellbound. Under the firm.
sure touch of hands without eyes TO
guide them the instrument responded
like living thing, his original compo-
sitlon for the organ, a funeral march
"On the Death of a Chorister," spoke
simply and truthfully of the majesty
of childhood death.
The closing number, Prof. Wallace s
own variations on the old hymn, In
the Sweet Bye and Bye" held the sa-
cred note and left his audience soft
ened and uplifted in spirit and rever-
ence before the courage of this Won
derful blind musician.
ANNA HAMILTON WOOD.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
TO SELL PESOS AT PROFIT

Manila, Jan. 30. - A bill has been
introduced in the Legislature auth
orizing the sale of 100000 silver
pesos now held in the government
vaults at Corregidor, at a profit of
The bill, which seems
certain of passage means that here
after the islands silver certificates
will be guaranteed by gold. After pas
sage the bill will go to President Will
son for approval.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
$3.50. 900 FIRE AT BOSTON

Boston, Jan. 90. = Engines from
residential districts were called into
assist the downtown firemen early to-
day in their hardest fight in many
months the fire destroying a five-story
brick building at Chauncey street and
Exeter Place. The loss was estimated
at $350,OO0 of which about two-third
feh on the occupants. Thomas Kelley
and Company, blanket manufacturers
The building stood in the center of
the wholesale drygood sections
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

his head was a cake of
scales. He was cross and
fretful as his scalp was
infamed and sore, and
he could not sleep. His
hair came out and was
lifeless and dry.
81 told my doctor how
baby was and he told me
fr, eraf C,,ftc,,ra Conn and
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

Ointment. Before used one box of
the Cuticura Ointment with the Cuticura
Soap baby was relieved, and l only used
the second box of Cuticura Ointment
together with the Cuticura Soap when he
was healed" (Signed) Mrs. Elizabeth
Brown, Nottingham, Pa.
Cuticura Soap daily and Cuticura Oint-
ment occasionally, prevent pimples or
other eruPtions. They are pleasure TO
use, not an effort as with many so-called
skin soaps and ointments.
For Free Sample Each by Return
Mail address postcard: "Cuticura,
Dept. II, Boston" Sold everywhere.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

DR.. c. A. Laubach, bacteriologist of
Johns Hopkins University. He took
$50 books from homes in which diph-
liberia had existed, and rs books from
a public library that had been in cir
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

culation for many years among chill
dren in whose homes sanitary condi-
tions were known to be bad.
The books were swabbed with ster-
lie cotton in such manner as to gather
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

all germs. In no instance could the
diphtheria bacillus be isolated from
the books and the bacteria collected
were of the kind usually found in the
air.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
Disapproves Theory That
Germs Lodge in Books

Baltimore. Jan. %. The theory
that disease germs find lodgment in
much handled library and school
books is disproved by tests made by
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

Ladies' White Waists
Figured Silk Mousselines
Pink, Blue, Lavender So
inch Silk Poplin, u yd.
1 Lot Window Shades
Fancy China Ash Trays
Miners Tin Dinner Bucket
Fancy White Crepe Dress
NoiIeS
Stamped Made-up Chill
dren's Gowns
Made-up Crctonne Work
Ladies' Blue Princess
Slips
Plain and Fancy Ribbons
1 Lot Ladies' Pocketbooks
Children's Trimmed Hats
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
ITCHING ECZEMA
ON BABY'S HEAD
Could not Sleep. Hair Came
Out. Cuticura Healed.

"My baby had eczema which began
by itching on the head. 1t came in the
form of blisters and it was no time till
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
'POttSvi||e Miss Prescribed For
Dad When He Had Pneumonia
Rub Daddy with Vick's Cause
It Made Me Better, and 1t Will
Make Him Better, Too," Said
Little Emma Kienzle.
MIR. KIENZLE IS WELL NOW.

When Mr. C. F. Kienzle, S11 Laurel
St, Pottsville. Pa, was stricken with
typhoid pneumonia, his little daughter
Immediately recommended the remedy
that always relieved her colds. Her
advice was good, for Mrs. Kienzle
writes-"The doctor had little hopes
for him but l kept right on using
Vicks and the pneumonia was broken"
When Vick's VapoRub Salve was
first introduced from the South,
Schneider's Pharmacy presented Mrs
Kienzle with jar, and requested that
she give it a thorough trial. Mrs
kienZle reported
AT that time my little girl was
suffering with severe cold. Her
head was closed and she could not
breathe through her nostrils. She
was tight on the chest and COM
plained of her throat
| E hurting her. We had
| 81 - been trying to doctor
Ak0 her up with cough
| NzlHKeeP : LITTLE Boz
AICK'S Va
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

syrups and tonics, but nothing
seemed to break her cold.
rubbed little Vick's VapoRub
up her .nostrils and made her
inhale d little of it. and she had
instant relief IN the head. When ]
put her to bed l rubbed her chesl
and throat with good thick appli,
cation. and in the morning there
was no trace of a cold"
will find Vick's VapoRub Salve
a sure enough "Bodyguard in the
home" Three sizes. Csc. soc or s1.00.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29
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Dress Ginghams
White Dress Crepes
White Check Nainsook
Figured White Madras
Lancaster Apron Cling
hams
Stamped Corset Covers
Ladies' Bust Forms
Millinery Trimmings
China Egg Cups
Sterling Silver Individual
Salts
Gold Band Cups and
SauccrS
Children's Dresses
Boys Dutch Suits
Girls Tams and Caps
Ladies' Neckwear
Gents Mixed Hose
Broken Candy
Stamped Madras
Work Bags
Hair Curriers'
Scissors
Fancy Buttons
Combs
Ladies' Pin-on Supporters
Shoe Polish
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

CONTINUED From First Pagel
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

Hair Brushes
Hand Mirrors
Crocheted Slippers
1 Lot Combination Suits
Silk Foulards
White Dress Goods
Table DamaSk
Gray Enamel Double
Boilers
Gray Enamel Double
Steamers
White and Ecru Lace
Curtains
Ladies' Silk Velvet Hats
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

MILDLY Blouscs
Childrcn's Cap and Scarf
Sets
O'Cedar Polishing Oil
White Enamel Pudding
Pans, Preserve Kettles
and Basins
So.led Library Books
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

Bleached Pillow Cases
Lonsdale Cambria
Scrim, Dresser Scarfs
1 Lot Handkerchicfs
Ladies' Knickerbocker
Drawers
Children's Muslin Skirts
Boys Dutch Suits
Childrcn'S Flannelette
Skirts
Aluminium Salt and Pep
per Sets
China Safety Match
Holders
Side Combs
Silk Mousscline Scarfs
1 Lot Ladies' Belts
Children's Trimmed Hats
Lot Silk Boas
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-01-29

Ladies' Satine Skirts
Infants FIannelcttc Skirts
Large Size Vinegar Cructts
Colonial Glass Cake Plates
Box Stationery
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-10-11

Wanted: Furnished room by
gentleman who wishes to prepare
his own meals. Call this Office.
Bicycles run with gasoline power
must have license tag according
to information given out by the
State Department.
CD Wiley has been doing some
extensive remodeling work on his
residence on Washington avenue
this season. The house has been
moved to the center of the lot and a
cement basement and heating plant
has been installed. Cal does moi
expect TO finish work before snow
flies.
FOR RENT:-Gray Poultry Farm
cloated three blocks from Town Hall
Good house and barn, chicken coop
and acres of land all ready for
pillow. The rent of this place is $50
per month. A dandy place. Write
G. G. Gray, WATERFOWL. S. D.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-10-11
TRAINING THE DOG.
Clever Tricks the Animal May Easily
Be Taught to Perform.


The best kind Of dogs to train to
perform tricks are the smaller ones,
such as terriers, poodles, spaniels,
collies and dachshunds. The poodle
is the cleyerset OF all.
Kindness, firmness and patience
are necessary qualities in teaching a
dog. Nothing can be done by cru
city, and if you lose your temper
you viii never teach him anything:
It is very little use trying to teach
an old dog. Begin when he is Young
and do not cvcrtire him. Also do
not overfeed him, for most Of the
lessons have to be taught by a sys-
tenn Of small rewards in the shape of
titbits of food.
First Of all teach him to beg by
propping him up on his launches in
a corner. You can then teach him
to shake hands when sitting up.
Take hold Of his right paw gently
and shake it. Then give him his
titbit. Now, hold out your hand
again to him. If he does not put
his paw in it gently touch it and
hold out your hand again till he
does it. Then reward him at once.
Don't forget in all cases to say the
word of command whenever you
want him to do anything.
To teach dog to dance is not so
difficult as you might suppose, but
you should only try it with dog
that has learned some of the SIM
pier tricks. The whole secret con-
sists in getting him to keep on his
hind legs. Hold titbit so high that
the dog will have to stand on his
hind legs to get it. Do not let him
have it till he remains on his hind
legs for a second or two and gradu-
ally increase the time. Next move
along step or two before your let
him have it, so that he is compelled
to hop few PAGES. He will soon
learn to do this, and you can grad
ually increase the distance till he is
able to hop across the room. Be
very careful that you do not at
tempt too much at first.
It appears rather wonderful to see
dog shut the door at word OF
command, but it is quite a simple
trick. 1t works best with a rather
large dog. Go to door that swings
easily and set it about six inches
open. Then balance a biscuit on the
handle and draw the dogs atten-
ton to it, saying 'sShut the door"
He will naturally jump against the
door to get the biscuit, and his
weight will shut it. Then praise
him for it. By doing this several
times day he will gradually get to
associate the action with the words,
''Shut the door," and will do the
trick when told, even though there
is no biscuit in evidence.-San
Francisco Chronicle.