Arizona republican., 1917-02-18
For Sale Miscellaneous
FORD AGAIN

Why ancient nationalities are not
given the distinguished voluptuous
facial hair growths of us modern
humans. is question-An aged
Chinese consul dressed in the gilt
tering robes of his native land was
being sumptuously feted in Frisco by
one Of the elite, and being the guest
Of honor was placed at the head of
the table beside whom was precoci-
Gus Johnnie. who with a boys usual
inuuisitiveness, kept peeking about
his ma esty and toying with his
dangling queu. despite all kicks,
scowls. and whisperings of his
mother. Question after question was
propounded as to colour of skin,
bunch Of hair and tail. and horrors
Of horrors, Why don't your whiskers
grow like papa's?" This vas a stun
ner to all. rs a celestials straeelers
are very coarse, and appear one in
line as tho scorning companionship.
However. our monchalent mogul
feiened humor and detailed to young
precocoity all points Of interest. fol-
lowing which you could distinguish
long Dreaths of relief from every
quarter-But the little devil would
not rest here. and wondered how
they started" what nourished them.
etc, TO which mis- mother. striving
to relieve the situation murmured.
nv son, have you not seen the farm
er sowing his seed?' Yes, Mamma.
but what's that to dc with whisk-
efs?'' God plants them. my dear
boy" Why Mamma is God as
stingy as that? | don't believe 4
word of it. and I'll Just bet the
trouble is in the soil It needs
manure. - That meeting ended just
as | expect to. without formally. and
JohnEie's voice afterwards distin-
guishable with resemblance in tone
consonant with that of a dying calf.
You don't want dressers-100 on
sale. Mahog., oak, maple, ash. from
81 10 500
Brass BEDS $40 and you gumps
standing back.
Steel springs $500. Think.
I.oll edge No. 45 mattresses, spank
new. 5000 less than elsewhere.
Hoosier cabinets. SIS to 500.
Sectional hook cases. $l2 10 $40
Double or single flat top desks or
aookkeeDers standing desks, very
cheap
Mehog rockers and chairs. s. and
$40.
ling cabinets, perfect beauties
Dining tables, square. round, oval.
TO 10 foot. s. to $50
iiave a lovely asst of carpets-they
are beautiful. 80 cents per yard. New
rugs slS to s23.
few standard ranges LEFT
Standard Oil stoyes. s1.00 less than
Others.
Have 200 chairs TO choose from.
\ S45 sideboard, s12.
Orcansare slow sale; will sell at
cost.
| The finest piano in Phoenix, both
/ Why YOU dent buy a Fischer for
I $50 beats me.
It's perfect, just tuned, and upright
Typwriters. our prices cannot be
met. oliver Visible" $3.50: Rem
/ ington,' SIS; Smith Premier" $15
ana others. sic.
! kodaks and cameras, one third cost
! price.
Large wardrobes. S12 and $l4
/ Want a mantle for fireplace?
6 gas ranges with ovens. The lead =
! ing makes. handsome and guaranteed.
Justone half Of companys price
Gasoline ranges of standard make.
Drop leaf and kitchen tables.
Say YOU felers in small towns
J have a new Hack; cost $1,000, for
/ s1C0.
Overland car, simply perfect, $3.50
One h. D. motor, wheel belt, for
butter maker, pump, or any use, $35
1ncubators, all kinds and sizes.
Motor for motorcycles.
Bicycles of makes-good.
This story book gals me- You
never will have high grade books to
choose from again. I've got 1000
volumes Every kind
Parlor and dining room clocks, S.
to SO. guaranteed.
Miners, we keep your supplies.
Mechanics, we carry your goods.
Farmers, we can fill your orders
Clothing we buy and sell
Footwear we must furnish.
Crockery. hardware, pots and pans
Guns, pistols and knives.
Baby buggies and chairs.
Harness and saddles always.
Refrigerators soon in demand
buy.
Pie cases, show cases. and counters
Stools for restaurants.
This week we get in car of new
furniture from the east. Call
Have all the prices for Moores
ranges; any part.
Here isa tip. Ford just sold 6
mine for one-half million-It al
goes into stock. Competitors NIGH
just as well say their prayers, throw
up hands, and vamoose.
Ford buys, pays, stays, prays, ant
Stays.
Don't matter how much or little
He's sure the Phoenix Cuckoo
40 South Central Avenue
Phone 1916