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Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12

Just as soon as the King of
Denmark gets that $25, 900, 600
from Uncle Sam for the Danish
West Indies the Emperor of Ger
mony will enter a fine of $25, :
600, 600 and the cost of the action,
he had better let it stay over here.
A critic says that if the United
States was to get into war we
would be Handicapped on the ac-
count of not having a supply of
nitric acid. we don't need that,
havn't we got lots of squirrel"
whiskey.
Making Washington City dry
will cause more Congressman
from Kentucky, Missouri and
Minnesota to spend more time at
home than they do already.
German troops in Rumania
have captured Rachel, now what
are they going to do with Rachel?
The Democratic administration
is going some, they have put out
bright shining new designed
SOC piece, but it won't buy as
much as an old dingy qurrter did
two years ago.
1t seems about as easy for us
to make an agreement with Car
rama as John Bull and the Kali
ser.
1t is said that our Nation to is
to model our military after that
of Argentine, the next thing you
know all our soldiers will have
foot and mouth disease.
1t is said that Baker is to re-
tain the position of Secretary of
war. no wonder Caranza is pluck
ing up courage again.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
Slipped A Cog.

In last weeks issue we said that
j. B. Campbell, would announce
this week for the Republican
nomination for County Attorney,
but there is always something
going wrong about a printing of
flee, and the mail is so heay now
a-days that one can never tell
just when you are going to re-
ceive your mail.
OF course Joe is not going into
this thing without he goes into
it just right, and for the failure
to receive the said half tone from
which to make his picture, we
cannot get it in this week. But
just hold still, we will line up yet
and beside all this just look over
the paper this week and see the
good looking faces there, and
ask yourself the question again
if Joe hasn't got another reason
for not getting in this week. Joe
is not the 'ugliest man in the
county, but we do know that we
have some real good looking men
this week; but next week we will
have another batch that will make
you set up and take notice. Well
at any rate Joe's picture will ar
rive in time for next issue.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
Pointed Paragraphs

Pink ribboned bull pups and
other different kinds of dogs TAX
ing the place Of bright eyed boys
and girls, should be infected with
rabies, and every woman who
would hug one ought to be bit
by it.
According TO the latest Stats
tics, the lynching in the United
States during the year 1916 de-
creased. wake up Georgia.
1t is getting nearly time that
Newt Baker, Josephus Daniels
and secretary Redtield to say
something again.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12

or As we have done. but to do
right. We shall stand behind
any and all who are trying to do
right, no matter to what church
you belong. or what college you
attend or patronize, for they are
ours and we should help them.
Do not knock. Rather than be
one of these take your little be-
longings and leave town, the peo-
pie will be glad to see you leave.
Your room will be taken up by
some one who will possibly say
at least one good word about our
city and its people. We want
boosters. We want real live men
and women to come to our town,
but we don't want any knockers.
They are of that undesirable
class which has but one place and
that one is not on earth. 1t is in
a land where they have never
been known to shovel snow.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
German Peace Proposals

In word, | do not believe the
Germans proposed peace with any
belief that they could impose
their will upon Europe absolute
ly, or save in a degree relatively
insignificant as compared with
the hopes and proclamations of
August, 1914, or even Of April.
1916. On the the other hand, |
do not believe that the proposal
is a sign of absolute surrender or
of imminent econimic collapse.
TIC me it seems rather the result
of a srewd utilization of a recent
victory, coupled with an intelli-
gent recognition that the greatest
profit the war might have had
will not be realized; that reasona-
BILE profit is all that Germany can
hope for now, and that the Ger
man peoples desire for peace
must be faced. From Peace,
Politics, and War-A Marvellous
Month. Z" by Frank H. Simonds,
in the American Review of Re-
views for January, 1917.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12

Does morning. find you with a
lame, stiff and aching back? Are
you tired all the time find work
a burden? Have you suspected
your kidneys? Barbourville peo-
pie endorse Doan's Kidney Pills.
You can rely on their statements.
Mrs. J. T. Beddow, N. Main
St., Barbourville, says: / can
recommend Doan's Kidney Pills
from experience. My kidneys
were weak and / suffered from
nervous, dizzy headaches. Ifelt
run down and languid and the
least work tired me out. The ac-
ton of my kidneys was irregulrr,
too and | knew that they were
at faultr | bought Doan's Kid
ney Pills from the Costellow
Drug Co. and used them as dir
ected. They helped me in every
way, strengthening my kidneys
and relieving the dizzy spells and
headaches"
SOC, at all dealers. Foster
Milburn Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo,
N. ADVERTISEMENT.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
Steely For Judge

Hon. |. N. Steely of the Whit
ley County Bar at the opening of
the Barbourville Circuit Court on
last Monday declared himself a
candidate for nomination at the
August Republican primary for
Circuit Judge of this district to
succeed Judge Sampson. The
people of Whitley County well
comes this announcement. His
nomination and election to the
bench will insure the mainten-
ance of law and order and keep
the high standard of enforce
ment of the criminal laws which
we have had for several years.
His qualifications for this high
office are the very best. He is a
graduate of both literary and law
schools and in addition he has had
a wide experience in the practice
of law. He has had a large prac-
tice in the Circuit Courts of this
and adjoining counties and in
United States Courts and the
Court of Appeals and is familiar
with the practice of law as ad-
ministered in the various courts.
We bespeak for his candidacy a
welcome in his own county and
we commend him to the voters
of the other counties as a lawyer
of ability and experience, a
christian gentleman whose char
acter is above reproach, and who
has on all occasions in the past
been on the side of the people on
every occasion. Whitley Repub-
lican. Advertisement.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
Advertisement.

The King of Greece is in favor
of ending the war, we'll, blames
him.
1t has been suggested by rich
old banker that we save our 1917
money, we can't do that we will
have to pay our 1716 bills with il
and can't.
There are plenty of people who
make fun of the fellow who
swears off from some of his bad
habits on January first, we'll, he
is not half as mean as the fellow
who thinks he has'ent any.
We notice that the fashion
notes say that Hips are coming
back into the fashion, we'll does
beat the dickens, it comes when
paper is the highest it has ever
been.
Half hose it is said will be all
the go for women during 1917,
we bet seven cents that by 1913
they will Just be wearing the tons
at that.
1t is said that during 1917 wo-
men are not going to wear skirts
any longer, well the scenery of
1916, permits a man to draw
most any kind of a conclusion he
wishes.
Cuba it is reported as a Bee
Hive of prosperity, all the tourist
who went there this winter will
be able to testify to that as fact
when they return.
When the Punitivs expedition,
and all the boys along the border
have come back home, maybe the
bureau of statistics will tell US
what we accomplished there.
Mabe Wilson thinks that if he
will withdraw our troops from
Mexico, we can coax Villa to the
border and catch him in that way.
When Turkey sent its reply to
President Wilson's peace note
the stock markets didn't even
tremble.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12

In this issue we have the an
nouncement of Mr.. John M.
Engle, of Indian Greek, for the
Republican nomination for the
eff .e of Jailor of Knox County.
John is splendid fellow and one
of the cleverest men to be found.
He is a Republican, and a men,
Der of a large family. none of
whom have ever held office. He
asks your kind consideration and
of his candidacy.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12

have for sale one of the best
propositions in the city. 1t is a
money maker for the right man.
| will not give the name of the
holder of the business, but will
give full information to any one
who wants to go into a business
that is a real business. All the
stock is new and an unheard of
low price will be accepted for it.
1t is well situated in a place
where the rent is right, and you
viii not have to move. Call on
or address, w. H. Mcdonald,
Barhourville, Ky.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
For Justice of the Peace,
Found a Sure Thing

|. B. Wixon, Farmers Mills. N.
Y, has used Chamberlain's Tab
lets for years for disordersof the.
stomach and liver and ( sayrt
"Chamberlain's Tablets ar6 ~
best | have ever used" 0btn6h
able everywhere. '''
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
How About This?

trials and troubles of ''Ye Edit
or" have also passed with the
old year and we have tried to for
give and forget The duties, la
bors and responsibilities of the
New Year loom up before us with
appalling aspect, for we are not
a real editor. We are only trying
to follow in the foot steps of
others who have gone before us,
but we are doing our level best
and angels can do no more. Our
wings are not sprouting yet.
They are not even pin feathers.
We begin our task for the new
year with resignation, making the
vow that..we do as little harm to
society as possible. and will do
all in our. power for the benefit
of those who may give US their
patronage. We have our enc
mics, we presume, and if we did
not have at least some, we would
begin to believe that we had
made a flat failure in this world,
for the man who lives in this un-
friendly world, with all the de-
mons who would rather die than
see their own country thrive;
with fellows who stand around in
the way of others. "CUSS" and
have some mean thing to say
about every man and woman who
happens to pass. forgets the edi-
tor of his home paper and does
not turn loose on him, the millen-
mum is close at hand.
1t seems to us that when the
Creator had made all good things,
there was some dirty things to
be done, so He made the beasts
of the fields, the vultures of the
air. the reptiles that slime their
way thru the world, the poison
oIs tarantula, the centipede. He
then had some other stuff that
was not fit for that, so He made
the rattle-snake and copperhead.
He had some left that would not
even work IN the makeup of
these. 1t was not fit to put into
the hyena, scorpion or skunk, so
He put this bunch all together,
covered it up with deception aud
suspicion, wrapped it with jeal-
ousy and inconsistency, marked
it with a yellow stretk and call
ed it a knocker. There is no
language with which to further
describe such Il contemplate
wretch, and we wonder why he
made such a miserable being,
but he did.
God is love-. He does not
intend to make all things in such
a manner that they will become
a curse, so He made another.
The one above was so fearful
to contemplate, He felt that He
should make another to counter
act this one, so He took a sun
beam and put it in the heart of a
child. the brains of a stalwart
man, wrapped these in civic
pride, covered it with brotherly
love and affections, gave it a
mask of velvet and a grasp of
steel, and called it a booster. He
made him a lover o: field and
flower and manly sports. He
gave him that intelligent inspira-
ton to be known by his works;
a believer in equality and justice.
Ever since these two were made
mortal man has had the privi-
lege of choosing his associates.
Our New Year'saim and motto
is 10 do all we can for fallen hu-
manity; to give such advice as
we believe is right. In short.
we shall take the privilege to tell
you what you should do. We will
not tell any one 70 do as we do, y
Z
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-01-12
La N T1IlE TABLE
NORTH BOUND
cumSe,lana n. n. cemsssv
TIME TABLE

TIME TABLE
South Bound.
TRAINS DAILY
No. 3, I've. Artemus 1890 a. m.
No s, 1--we Artemus $40 o. m.
No. 30, 1--we. " Sundays 7:30 a. m.
No.37, I've. " Sundays 430 q. M.
North Bound. -
No. +, Arr. Attemus l:2O
No. 9. Arr. Artemus 6:45 d, M
No. 30, Arr. " Sunday $40 q. m.
No 3S, Arr. Sunday 6:45 d. m.
w. b. STARKE, Gen. Pass. Agt.
Il. III. Hayden, Gen. Mgr.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
live STOCK PRICES
At SOUTH OMAHA
Light Cattle Receipts; Strong
to 1oc Higher
HOGS HOLD ABOUT STEADY

Not Much Doing In Lamb Trade
Packers Making Few Bids-Want
oeelfuss. say offsrs viii 30 Low.
Or When Made. Fair Reeeipts-
supply Estimated At $500 Head
Total for Two Days Smaller Than
Last Week But Larger Than Year
Ago.
Union Stock Yards, South Omaha,
Nebraska, April 4, 1017.-Cattle ~
ceipts were again light for Tuesday.
making the total for the two days H.
G42 head as against 20,sG7 head for
the same days last week. Owing to
the moderate offerings Of beef and
good demand the market was fairly
active with almost everything selling
In good season. Prices were anywhere
from strong to 10c higher than Mon
day. The best cattle here sold up to
$l2.80 which is the highest price ever
paid on this market. Cows and heifers
made about the same advance us beef
steers and were safely strong to 10c
higher than Monday.
choice beeves, S11.G0012GO; fair to
good beeves, $l0.6O011.5O; common
to fair beeves, so.5O@1050; good to
choice heifers, $9.25@1O.25; good to
choice cows. $s.76@9.75; fair to good
cows, $s.000S.75; Gamers and cut
tiers. $5.5O07.50; veal calves, $1,000
1900; bologna bulls, $6.500S.OO; beef
bulls, $s.OO09.25.
Hog supplies for Tuesday were
decent. arrivals counting out 100 cars
or 1900 head. The general trade
was about steady with Monday. Ship
pers opened the market by picking up
quite a few Of the lighter hogs at
about steady prices, while packers
made their opening bids about 1oc
lower and bought some hogs on the
opening weak to as much as &c lower,
but they had to give steady prices
for the bulk of their purchases. The
close was the best time of the day,
benig more active than early and
sales were strong to ms much rs n
nickel better. Bulk OF the hogs sold
at s14.60914.S5 and tops landed ut
$1495.
Another fair run of sheep and
lambs showed up for Tuesday. early
estimates called for thlrty-one cars or
1900 head. Packers did not do much
Of anything up TO fairly late hour In
the forenoon for they considered
prices too high and wanted TO reduce
costs II II was possible. About the
only thing sold up to II o'clock was II
lond or two Of sheep which looked
steady.
Quotations on sheep and lambs:
Lambs. light and handy. $l4.G5G
1915; lambs, heavy. Sli.0091i.GO
lambs. clipped, sIi.5oal2.5o; lambs.
sh'aring. sli.25Gii.s5: yearlings,
good to choice. Sl3.OO9 year
lings. fair to good, si20o9 i3.00;
Wethers. fair to choice, Sll.50G 1878 :
ewes. good to choice. Sii.40q l2.25
ewes. fair TO good. Sl0.00Qll.aO;
0Ues, plain to cuIls, SI.00Q9.JO.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
SUMMONS
State of Colorado =.
County Of PhiiIips 90

In the..District Court
The First National Bank of Hardin Mont plain.
|itf VS. Laura Equal Louis II Drath AS ndminlstra
tor of the Est. of Arthur G Equal deceased. Geor
gia McPhcrrin. trustee and Raymond Equal Ell
don Equal and Lyle Equal minor heirs Of Arthur
& Equal diseased defendants
The People of the State of Colorado
To Louis II Drath as administrator Of the estate
of Arthur EQUAL. Laura Eluall and Georgia NJ
McPhcrrin, and Raymond cuuall Eldon Equal
and Lyle Equal minor heirs Of Arthur G Equal
the defendant above named greeting.
You are hereby required TO appear in an action
brought against you by the above named plaintiff
In the district court of Phillips county State OF
colorado and answer the complaint therein within
twenty days after tho service hereof II served
within this county II served out Of this county
or by publication within thirty days after the SER
vice hereof exclusive of the day Of service or juds
ment by default will be taken against you accord
Ing to the prayer Of the complaint. And II copy
Of the complaint in the above entitled actioo b
not served with this summons or II the service
hereof be made out of this state then ten days ad'
dtional to the time hcrelnbefore specified for ap-
psarance and answer will be allowed before ths
taking of Judgment by default as Aforesaid
The said action is brought to recover Judgment
I upon a certain promissory note made by Arthur
G EQUAL and Laura Equal dated January l. 1910,
and due five years after date. payable to N Me
Pherrin and in due course assigned 10 plaintiff and
to fofeclose the certain deed Of executed by
Arthur Equal and Laura Equal conveying to
Georgia Nj McPhcrrin trustee the NV a Of see
ton twp Z n i5 W m Phillips county Colora-
do given to secure said note Also to recover udg
ment upon the certain note for $4,000 dated jan
uary 9th i9l and secured by mortgage deed up
on the property aforesaid. which mote and mort
gage is executed by Arthur G Equal and Laura
Equal and payable to the plaintiff one year after
date and 10 foreclose said mortgage all
As will more fully appear from the verified CON
plant 10 ssid action to which rcfercnee is herr
made
And you are hereby notifcd that II you fail v
spps.r and to answer the said complaint as absvs
required the said plaintiff will take Judgment a
guinst you and each Of you according tie the pray
er Of its said complaint
Given under my hand rs clerk Of the distric
court at Holyoke Colorado In said county this 2
day of Jan A ID 1916 w @ Holland
tSeall Clerk District Court
Phillips County Colorad,
First pub Apr 6
The state herald., 1917-04-06
Welcome News for Yellow
Stone Park Tourists

Commencing this summer all tourist transportation within
Yellowstone Park will be by automobile. The White ten
passenger that serceabe during 1910 over
the Cody Scenic Road will be used throughout the Park
Park tickets will cover complete hve-day tour-in and
the ga.ewsy or in one gateway and the other
whether via Cody Gardiner Yellowstone All Park tour
lists whether patrons Of the hotels the permanent camps
will be carried in automobiles. Touring the Yellowstone
Wonderland by automobile will, indeed, be combination
of efficiency and luxury Nothing in the travel world could
be more scenic and satisfying than touring Yellowstone BY
automobile in connection with the Cody scenic route
This early is siven public that has long wait
ed for it. Illustrated publications will later be furnished on
request by the undersigned
fsEs{Ely$aI JWMcEwen, ,TcketAgt Holyoke Colo
ifIIIfl; e., w, Wakely maha
The state herald., 1917-04-06
Muscle Soreness Relieved

Unusual work. beading and lifting OF
strsauous exercise 10 strain on the
muscles, they become sore and sti6, you
are crippled and in pain. Sloaa's Lini.
nent brings you quick relief. easy to
apply, Il penetrates without rubbing
and drives out the soreness. A clear
liquid, cleaner than plastsrs o. oint'
msnts, It does not stain the skin Of clog
the pores. Always have . bottle handy
for he pains and aches Of Thsumaiism.
gout, lumbsGs. grippe. bruises, stiff.
ness. backachs and all external pain.
At your druggist, 25e.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
A Bilious Attack

when you have . bilious attack your
liver fails to perform it, functions. You
become eoastipated. The food you eat
fsrments In your stomach instead Of d.
ges,ing. This inhames the stomach
and causes nausea, vomiting and ter
rible headache. Take Chamberlain
Tablets They will tone up your liver,
clean out your stomach and ys0 will
soon bs - well - ever. They only
cost quarter.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
Don't Let your Cough hang on

A cough that racks and wsakens il
dangerous, 1t undermines your health
and thrives on neglect. Relieve It at
once with DR.. Kings New Discovery.
This soothing balssm remedy heals the
throat, loosens the phlsgm. its anti
septic properties kill the germ and the
cold is quickly broken up. Children
and grown. ups alike find DR.. King .
New Discovery pleasant to take - well
ss effective. Have bottle handy In
your medicine chest for grippe. Group
and oil bronchial affections. At your
druggists. 5Oc.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
The Pneumonia Season

Tne cold, damp weather Of Maret
seems to Be the most favorable for III
pneumonia germ. Now 10 the time u
Do careful. Pnsumonia oftsa result,
froa . cold. The quicker . cold 10 got
ten rid Of the less the danger. Az soor
% the first indication of q cold appear
take Chanbsrlain's Cough Remedy. A,
to the value Of this preparation. ssl
anyone who has used Il.
The state herald., 1917-04-06

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espsstsses ~ AEnol,s,.s,
me siAf1a Nitacrkss -fft.
-. - hssmiessress, u Aninvrhosa vsf1ss-ikn.
ySss family. n u w,ofe vital thsn kpne lnlNssss.
Aeh pour pby,leians dr,ssiss = esa1 - ~ftsss
esssits fsos, u snd asnsss IN. TSveaAd csssisN
NJ uTrta MA0eArORv. aean0n, CAl
osssss vAeeisn . ssssss seeoD = - 61g1nD
The state herald., 1917-04-06

Dependency due to eonstipatino
Women often become nsAveus and
despondent, when this 10 due to con.
stipation It 10 easily corrected By taking
an occasional dofs Of Chamberlain Z
Tablets. Thsss tablets are easy to take
and pleasant In effect.
The state herald., 1917-04-06
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
fayorlte for colds

J L Easlsy, Macon. ILL.,. in speaking
Of Chamberlain Cough Remedy says.
During the past fiftssn years Il has
been my sisters favorite medicine for
colds on the lungs. myself have ts'
ken It number Of times when buffer
ing with cold and 1t always relieved
me promptly"
The state herald., 1917-04-06
State ef Ohio. City OF Toledo.
I,tiras County. %.

'''' q I.Ssss Ss.: eosn,y. Gun :! 1''sd0' "a
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he n
senior partner. Of the irm OF r. j. cheney
4 Co. doing business In the City Of To-
that said nrm will pay the sum oi ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev.
cry case Of cntaryh that cannot be cured
by tho use OF HALLS cATARRH CURE
Rworn to before mo and suhscribed in
my presence. this 9Th day Of December,
A. H. in1
tseaD A. W, 0LEAsoN.
Notary Public,
Hairs Catarrh Cure II taken Internally
and acts directly upon the blood and vnu.
rous surfaces Of the system Send Tor
FJ CHENEY q co. Toledo O.
eold by all DrugRfsts, TSc,
Tshs usirs Family riiis for eonstipastea.
The state herald., 1917-04-06


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The state herald., 1917-04-06

M ERlT is what has E;;.eh Hoods
des Sarsaparilla.tl,c largest safes IL
the world and enables it TO accomplish
thousands OF wonderful CURES.