Arizona republican., 1917-06-10
For Sale Miscellaneous

--~-~~~>~~>@->>>->----~~~~> APPEARANCES ARE DECEITFUL
 MT. Ford, exclaimed an old mug wump while viewing me from stern to gudgeon how well YOU dress as com pared with your mantle a few short years since,-I am astonished. and de- lighted:-Why your panties have the crease, your shoes the tip, your vest the clip, and your coat the nip:-and the hat How becoming. Your clothes are tailor made at that, with the Eng fish roll over such beautiouS ankle decorations. Why, I never saw the like-It is significant, George, and you must be coining money, to dress so we'll" By this time human in- durance had reached the limit Say, responded. A few years back Adams needed no clothes until the snake got his work in, did he? And after that he didn't have to invent weaving ma chimes, but simply covered up with fig leaves, didn't he? All right.-This satisfied his neighbors, didn't it? Very well. There was no companions and criticism about form, muscular devel opment and voluptuousness, was there? !? Then tight pants, balloon pants, short or long pants, or any other pants, cut no figure, did it? Well. how about -J stand in with the Stiffs, and hold the good will of the Ladies, God bless 'eml) and the style accepted in Adams day having somewhat modified. I've got to fall in line. haven't I? Good enough. We'll, in this business. opportunities for stepping in dead mems shoes" (and garmets also). are multifarious. eh.-You get me? Well. George, not being superstituous on these points steps in.-Who's the wiser? Why I can trip around, now days. swinging q tin tipped hickory, handed down for generations, to land as junk finally, and being bedecked in 75c tdggery. can not only aston sweet" sayeth the fair sex,-"and so beautifully formed, with such q commanding figure" and his clothes! how neatly they fit. I'm sure they cost $75 intact!" CYes, Honey. 75c). and what fashionable gaiters. and see, he even sports kids, oh isn't he a bird? ?'' My old friend,-"He is a bird and believe me from now on the bird flies high.
 To accomplish all this, you've got to help.
 Buy typewrter-s5 mp.
 Buy cash register; s20 up Buy an organ, only SIS. Buy a piano: only $50 Buy q sweing machine: S5 up. Buy a Nictrola with h discs for 1 parlor or hall; $10 up. Buy electric fans, S4 up. Buy refrigerators, g up. Any size or kind wanted
 Buy a set bamboo furniture, s30. Buy books volumes or pieces. Buy cameras or kodaks $2 90 up. ! Buy copches and Davenports S3.50 i up.
 Beautiful wicker chair and table Elegant mahogany office furniture l desk, table. type desk, swivel and arm ] chairs $50
 Buy cabinet filing stands. s1 up. 1 Buy porch swings and hammocks Buy porch benches, $200 up,
 Buy dressers. l certainly have .
 Chiffoniers in all woods, s1O up. 1 Buffets in many styles, sl0 up. i Tables of all kinds, s1.o0 up. 1 Handsome dining sets, $20 up. Leatherette Davenports. SIS tC i $22.50.
 An immense assortment of rockers 1 A sure stack of chairs. | Floor or counter show cases. ' Gas stoves. beg you to look be- 1 fore you buy. You can save soc or i every dollar
 Wood and coal ranges and stoves | also j0c discount. carry new and used every size imaginable.
 Gasoline and oil stoves: all sizes
 Jap or canvas awnings, 65c foot. l Barrel churnS, S2 up.
 Cream Separators. s5 up.
 Wash machines and wringers, S2.0 up.
 Incubators. s2Oe up.
 Fine blackboards, $2.5O. 1 Corrugated roof iron 6c Crockery, tinware, glassware hard ware, clothes, shoes, musical insTru ments. grips. trunks. tents. awnings beds. mattresses, springs, couches | baby carriages and cribs. bedding Just bought load of linen: wait CTS jackets, sheets, slips, coverlids table cloths, towels; great bargains.
 Cultivators, blows, discs. scrapers Electric table lamps s2 up Some different sized motors- Pumps, pupm jacks, chains.
 Counters; large assortment, cheap
 Pie rack with slidding glass door.
 Guns and pistols. many kinds
 Watches and clocks: loads of 'eln. Bicycles, mems or women's, sS up Baby buggies, wicker or leather. Wardrobes or folding beds. Water coolers and hand coffee mills Full outfits for mining equipment 4 large meat blocks.
 Ideal, 3-hole fireless cooker; goo'
 as new, $l5.
 I see competitors ad for "a car 0
 urniture"-Pooh.-Ra Show me I'll buy a train load. Get his price
 then come and see the difference
 These street vendors make me laugf
 They don't know that Ford has
 mine from which he hauls out gol
 bricks that he distributes primiscu
 ously- Ha, Hal Ha. It's too funny
 Buck your head against stone wal
 but don't fool with Ford 40 s. Central Ave. Phone 1775.
 Buy anything, even Ford cars. FURNITURE for a Groom hous for sale, also house. can be rented fo Sl5 dollars per month; close in. Ca at 106 E. Adams St. b
 FRUIT ON ten acres. Peache! { pears plums, apricots berries. .