The Washington herald., 1917-02-18
TN WILLIAM WOOD, THE
PLJNber.

upon the events of the day, and the
quartette sang several selections.
TN WILLIAM WOOD, THE
PLUMber.
come from Indianny,
statesman great and time.
And when smell a scandal
! don't what do:
Oh IL | hear a nImor
| follow il for weeks,
For I'm William Wood the Pumtcr;
I'm the guy who stops the leaks.
CHORUS.
For he's William Wood the Plumber,
The guy who stops the leaks.
come from Indianny.
A statesman. great and true.
At raisn' hell I dandy,
don't care what do.
start the pot boiling
No matter how it leeks.
For I'm william Wood. the Plumber;
I'm the guy who stops the leaks
CHORUS.
For he's william Wood. the Plumber;
The guy who stops the leaks.
tAir: Captain Jenks)
Hes an Admiral great, in the new Navy.
His name is Doctor Cary q.
And though he seldom go to sea-
He's an Admiral in the Navy:
And II the Navy has chill
Take a pill, take Pill.
No hattleship will have the grtp
whils he's Admiral in the Navy.
Hes an Admiral great, in the new Navy;
His name is Doctor Cary @.
Oh, gee I wish that were he.
An Admiral in the Navy.
CAMPING TONIGHT
We're camping tonight on the White House grounds
Give Us a rousing cheer;
Our golden flag we hold alott,
or COPS have no fear
Many Of the Tackets are weary tonight.
Wishing for the war TO cease;
Many are the chilIblAins and frost bites. too;
1t Is no life OF
CHORUS.
Camping tonight camping tonight.
Camping on the White House grounds
QUARTET
Camping tonight camping tonight
Camping on the White House srounCa
"IF YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP"
A certsin Boston broker who very much inclined
To make . lot OF trouble in the street,
Once met a Congressman
They'd Just been introduced.
And they met Just as other people meet;
The Congressman, said Tom, my boy.
I'll tell you what I've heard.
A man named Smith told Brown and Brown said be
Told White and Green and Black and Blue
And he's the man I think that told the fellow that
told me;
The door was closed, no one could hear.
So he leaned on the table and lie said Look here.
Now. you know that l am in Consress
And. Of course. it wouldn't do
For nobody knows that you know me
And nobody knows that l know you.
But if you care to wen have luncheon
"At the Biltmore Tuuraine.
SOLO.
''But goodness If you talk in your sleep
Good night! Don't mention MY name.
.,NG-NOLAN-"BOO MUST CO."
c h.. xrba mhia gnps dry
Gone are the fow'rs from old ginger ale and rye.
Grieviug for suds departed long ago.
l hear their klLjoy voices calling BOOZE MUST
CO."
hear them, I hear theu-though my head il,
1 hear the ,d eoot Sheppard calling, BOOZE
MUST CO."
There was a Guest SSit" during which
a number of prominent personaSes pres
ent were brought to their feet. A Min
strel Skit." featuring the principal topics
Of the day, and a member of the club in
mis- own unique way pictured The Seven
Ages of Man"
There were speeches by the Vice Presi-
dent of the United States. Senator Pen
rose, Speaker Clark, closing with an ad-
dress by the President of the United
States, magnificent and forceful in every
respect AS is the custom of the club it
was ordered that the flowers be distrib-
uted amongst the various hospitals or the
city. The dinner was pronounced one of
the most successful in the history Of the
club.
The guests at the banquet. besides high officials Of
the administration, included the following:
Benjamin F. 6fleck Chicago; Felix Asnus. Balti-
more American; John Alden. Brooklyn Daily FADE;
John A. Aiken, Chief Justice Superior Court,
Massachusetts,; Macyn Arbuckle. New York City;
Manson +. Backus Seattle, Wash; Admiral George
W. Baird. U. s. N retired; William Barbour
New York City; George s. Bartlett. Chicago;
Richard ]. Beamsh. Philadelphia Press; A. @
Bedford. president Standard OIL Company. New York
City; Edward S. Beck, Chicago Tribune: Fred L.
Blendinger Lehigh Valley Railroad; @. Cyrl Ben
nett. The Observer; Edward H. Boes. LehiSh Valley
Railroad; Stephen Nelson Bourne. Philadelphia;
ames H. Brady. Senator from Idaho; Edwin P.
Brown. Boston; George W. Brown. Boston; Lieut..
J. w. Bunkley U. s. n.
Herbert ]. Carr, New York City; Joseph @.
Cannon, Representative from Illinois; Robert Carey.
Jsrsey CITY; John r Crown Baltimore Sun;