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The Coconino sun., 1917-05-04
COUNCIL MINUTES,
 MEETING, APRIL 21, 1917

Pursuant to call of the Mayor, the Common Council of the town of Flag staff met in the town hall, Saturday April 21, 1917. Present Mayor Fin ley, Councilmen Quay, Richardson, Slipher and Zalaha.
 The meeting was called for the pur- pose of acting on applications for soft drinks and pool hall licenses.
 Moved by Zalaha, seconded by Slipher, that licenses be granted for the ensuing quarter, from April 1 to June 30, the following: H. B. White, Borum & Ramsey, c. A. Keller, An selmo de Miguel, K. J. Nackard, O. B. Raudebaugh, Charles Prochnow, Hen- teria & Navarro, Cristina Maya and Frank E. Brooks. Motion carried by unanimous vote.
 No further business appearing be- fore the Council, same thereupon ad- journed.
 Approved: s. L. FINLEY,
 Mayor, Town of Flagstaff. Attest: ALEX. A. JOHNSTON,
 Clerk, Town of Flagstaff.
The Coconino sun., 1917-05-04
All Too Human

"Why is your wife looking so hap py?"
 "She's got something to worry about again." f..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Mt. Angel News

Capital journal Special Servicc)
Mt Angel, Mar. 26,--Last Thursday
about $50 farmers attended the Far
mer S and Creamery meeting. At the
meeting silo club was organized of
which the following men became off
GERS; J. A. Owre of Mckee, A. II. Ham
berg, r. j. Berning, Henry Saalfeld
and Chas. Giles.
Fred Schwab left for Louisiana the
fore part of the week on business.
Mrs. c. Levin of Vancouver is visit
ing her mother, Mrs Hauth.
Thursday evening at $50 the Com
mercial club held a banquet at the Mt.
Angel hotel, new officers were chosen
for the club of which j. j. Keber be-
came president, Alfred Oswald, vice
president, p. S. Fuchs secretary, DR..
Il. w. Barnum treasurer, S. J. Smith,
is. O.. Rice, Geo. May, Jacob Bcrchtold
and j. w. Elmer directors.
Nick Schwaltz purchased a new Ford
truck.
A. Kcber and R. Coleman of ST. Paul
were here Wednesday and Thursday
ON business Mr.. Keber the cashier of
the ST. Paul bank has sold his shares
there to r. Coleman and the former
will become assistant cashier at Mt
Angel, while the latter will become
cashier at St Paul.
j. Keber went to Portland Saturday
on business.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Willamette Valley News


Mrs ]. L. Nurdock, parents Of Mrs.
White.
The Gentle home was the scene Of a
jolly party last Friday evening when
Maurice entertained a number of his
young friends in honor Of st. Patrick.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. J. Edwards were
business visitors in Independence Satur.
day.
Mrs. W. W. Newman has just return.
ed from Spokane, Wash. where she has
been visiting friends. While there she
underwent an operation and is feeling
quite herself again.
W. ). Scott is busy this week shear.
ing sheep for John B. Strmp, of Fair
Acres farm.
George Boothby' has been appointed
viee-president of the Polk County High.
way association, recently organized at
Dallas.
Miss Elma Miller entertained the lad.
les of the Social Hour club at her home
on Wednesday afternoon.
Miss Wilma Dobell spent last week
in Corvallis, where she went to visit
her sister, who is assistant librarian at
the o. A. c. and also TO have some
dental work done.
John B. Strump has been making i'm.
provenents on his farm recently by put.
ting in q telephone line and a modern
plumbing system.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

moving to Salem soon, Rev. and Mrs.
Bicknell will be missed very much in
the Presbyterian church.
Owing to the severe storm last Satur-
day, Mrs. Lyle's opening was not a
success. but the that's are all there
and nice ones "too."
Mr.. and Mrs Lloyd Harader and chill
dren spent Sunday with j. NJ. Bones.
Warren T. Riches and wife were call
crs at the John Watson home Sunday.
Chas. Bear and family were visiting
at Rosedale Sunday
Z w. G. T. u. will hold institute March
2S will be big day for the white rib
boners. A program will commence at 10
a. m. Basket dinner at noon. The aft
crnoon win be devoted to a Francis Will
lard memorial.
Mrs. Georgia Robertson is spending a
few days in Salem.
The institute held at the school house
was success in spite of the rain. The
psrent-teachers served a delicious lunch.
The proceeds added to the piano fund.
Professor ,Jittman, of Monmouth, de-
livered ansaddress that everyone enjoy
cd
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Fairfield News

Capital Journal Special Seryice)
Fairfield, Mar 96.--Mr. and Mrs.
Don DuRette and daughters visited at
the home of frank Mahoney' s Sunday.
T. A. Ditmars is the proud owner Of
a new Studebaker- car.
Mrs. Ralph DuRette and small .daugh
ter visited relatives in Corvallis the
past week.
John Marthaler sold hog recently
weighing 400 pounds which brought
him $64.25. Last year he marketed one
weighing over 500 pounds which
brought only $21.9l.
Ruben Short has been over in the
Yaquina country the last of the week
looking over dairy ranch with an
idea of trading his place in Fairfield,
if suited.
Miss Annie Kicker of Mt. Angel is
staying at James Mahony s.
Mr. and Mrs. Archie Wilkinson Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Moore and Jesse VIII
tinson spent Sunday at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Brown s near st. Paul
j. |. Blivens has rented the G. A
Miller berry ranch and has moved his
family there.
M. w. Mahony was in Woodburr
| Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Bliyens visit
cd relatives in Salem Sunday.
Joe Maguicr called at Frank Ma
hony's Sunday afternoon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

Francis Tucker, Pauline Pierce, -Blanch
Aufrance, Georgia Sneed, Jeanette ol.
son.
Recitaiion-I Ineile Latimer,
Recitation-floyvella Haynes
Vocal Solo--Rnth Tucker.
Recitation-Dorofhy Sneed.
Recitation-Guy Fagg.
A short talk by Superintendent
Smith.
Recitation Esther Sneed.
Auburn Digest, edited by Miss Dor
othy Fucker, who deserves credit for
excellent work.
In the business meeting il was decid-
ed that the next program be rendered
exclusively BY the boys with the exeep-
tion of the organist, Miss Tucker, who
was awarded a vote Of thanks BY the
boys for consenting to play for them.
W. II. AcKonney lost a valuable COW
last Thursday. The veterinary was call.
ed but too late.
Orville Bray has been detained at
home with the measles.
Mrs. Henry Klenders spent the day
with her sister, Mrs. Grimm.
Mr.. 2. l.. Coulson drove through Au-
burn today in his new Ford.
VIM. Kaplinger road supervisor, is
regravclling the Asylum road
Avis Williams has broken out with
the measles.
Mrs. c. Terry spent Sunday evening
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs Ham.
mer.
John Wirth is remodeling his house.
A large crowd OF Auburnites went to
Hickey Saturday night on a hay rack
and all reported a good time.
Roy Sneed disposed of eat the 9TH
er day and hung the pelt in his den.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

The finest cough syrup that money
can buy,-costinR only about one-fifth a.
much as rcady-made preparations,-cau
takes hold and conquers distressing
coughs, throat and chest colds will
really make you enthusiastic about Il.
ANY druggist can supply YOU With
25s ounces OF Pinex $50 cents WORTH
Pour this into a pint bottle and fiji the
bottle with plain granulated sugar
syrup, shake Thoroughly and il IL
ready for use. The total cost is about
"a cents and gives you a full pint-a
family eupply-of most effectual.
fectly.
It's truly astonishing how quickly "a
acts, penetrating through every air
passage Of the throat and lungs-l0osens
and raises the phlegm. so0tlies and heals
the inhamed or swollen throat mem
brancs, and gradually but surely the
annoying throat tickle and dreaded
cough viii disappear entirely. Nothing
better for bronchitis. spasmodie Group,
whooping cough or bronchial asthma.
Pinex is special and highly concen-
trated compound Of genuine Norway
pine extract, combined with guaiacol
and Is known the world over for its
prompt healing effect ON the throat
membranes.
Avoid disappointment by asking your
iruaRiet for ''2la ounces OF PinexS with
lull directions and don't accept any
hing else. A guarantee of absolute sat
Istaction or money promptly refunded
goes with this preparation. The Pinex
Io., TT. Wayne, Ind.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
North Santiam News
Capital journal Special servicc)

Capital journal Special Servicc)
Charles McAllistcr was business
visitor in Portland several days.
Preston Wood of Crabtree was in
| the neighborhood this week
S. f. Kuenzli made a trip to Salem
Sunday
The windy weather did some damage
in the vicinity having blown down the
/ 1rame of the peppermint distillery and
several large trees.
Mrs. Will Alsman and son, Dallas,
were on the sick list this week.
Vcrn Hudleson of Sheridan, Or, Wis
tied at the Angel home several days.
Mrs. II. H. Chance and sons, Stanley
and Roy, visited. Mrs. IL s folks at Hol-
ley, Or, several days.
Mrs. Roy Maple and son, Stanley.
returned to their home in Portland af-
ter several weeks visit with her folks,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. S. Mclaughlin.
Harry Chance spent several days in
Portland recently.
John Mack made a business trip to
the capital city this week.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
With the Fingers!
Says Corns Lift Out
Without Any Pain
Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or

Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or
any kind of a corn can shortly be
lifted right out with the fingers if you
will apply directly upon the corn a few
drops of freezone, says Cincinnati
authority.
1t is claimed that at small cost one
can get quarter of an ounce of freez-
one at any drug store, which is suffi.
cient to rid one Is feet of every corn
or eallus without pain or soreness OF
the danger Of infection.
This new drug is an ether compound
and while sticky, dries the moment il
is applied and does not inflame or even
irritate the surrounding tissae.
This announcement will interest
many women here. for it is said that
the present high-heel footwear is put
ting corns on practically every wo
man S feet.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
CIOVerdale Notes

Capital Journal Special Serviee)
Cloverdale, Mar. 26.-A few of the
friends and neighbors of Mrs. George
Weatherills were invited to her home
for a quilting. Although it was snow
ing there were fourteen out and the
quilt was finished at an early hour.
Mrs. Hadley, Mrs. Fleetwood and Mrs.
Peetz took the last stitches in the
quilt. Mrs. Graybill presented the la.
dies with a new quilt design which
she named the Oregon Double Cross
Miss Cora Weathorill, Mrs. Hamilton
and Mrs. Shepherd took charge of the
kitchen and served the ladies with a
bonntiful dinner at the noon hour
Those present were Mrs. George Wealth
erill, Miss Cora Weatherill, Mrs. Fred
shepherd, Mrs, Herman Peetz, Mrs. j
w. Hadley, Mrs. j. M. Hamilton, Mrs
Joseph Morris, Mrs Walter Blaco
Mrs Will Morris, Mrs. Levi Flitlet
Mrs Myrtle Graybill, Mrs. Herbert
Fleetwood, Mrs. Charles Cummins
Mrs. Edward Earl
Herman Peetz visited with his moth
er in Salem Wednesday.
Leonard Graybill, while cutting stove
wood Tuesday evening, cut his thumt
nearly off. DR.. Staples dressed it, tax
inc several stitches in the wound.
Miss Nealy, the primary teacher al
Cloverdale, slipped and fell Friday
morning, spraining her ankle, her class
had to be dismissed as she was unable
to get to the school house.
DR.. Staples motored to Salem Satur
day.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

Poultry people win be strictly in this
spring, as the egg market refuses to
decline Notwithstanding the prophets
who said low prices would come with
warmer weather. Portland is paying
% cents for storage eggs and the de-
mand is firm. Locally the price is about
"a cents cash. The man who knows a
lot about eggs says that the good house
keeper might do little packing now as
the prospects are good FOR 40 and so
cent eggs pretty early in the fall Stor-
age eggs are generally put away at is
to l9 cents.
Another commission man saws that
farmers can get 26 cents a pound for
hens already dressed for the retail
trade. He SAYS that the Portland quo
tations do not show such figures as the
Portland price does not include dressing
ready for the retail market.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Auburn News

Capital Journal Special Service.)
Auburn, Ore, Mar. 27.--The stormy
weather had no effect on the Literary
members for they were all present.
The main feature of the program was
the mock trial. Roy Sneed and Frank
Haynes sued Gail William and Walter
Olson for publishing SANDER in the
" Auburn Digest" but lost the case.
Mr.. Fred Coulson acted as the plain
tiffs attorney and Mr.. Chester HorneT
won the case for the defense
County School Superintendent w. M.
Smith acted as judge.
Recitation, by Ella Gruman.
Dialogue Frightened by Nothing
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Turner Tdings

Capital Journal Special Service
Turner, Ore, Mar. 27--Mrs. Lawrence
Robertson is enjoying visit with her
sister Mrs. N. S. Mckinney, of Golden
dale, Wash.
Mrs. G. F. Booth and son, Carl, were
Turner visitors Saturday
Mrs. Clarence Simeral has spent the
past week in Salem, the house guest Of
her son.
Rev. George Gicknell and family are
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Retail Prices
PORTLAND MARKET

Portland, Ore, Mar. 27.--Wheat:
Club, $169.
Red Russian, $165.
Bluestcm, s175.
Fortyfold, $1.71.
Oats: No. white feed, $50.
Barley: Feed, $40.
Butter: City creamery, 39@40c.
Eggs: Selected local ex., 27@2Sc:
Hens. zoe.
Broilers, 35e.
Geese, u 1-2013c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
THE MARKETS


The following prices for fruits
and vegetables are fhose asked By
the wholesaler Of the retailer, and
not what is paid to the producer.
All other prices are those paid the
producer. Corrections are made
daily.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

But how about the man who can I
tell one tune from another, when these
Star Spangled Banner ordinances
20 into effect?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
wILLAMErrE RIVER ROUTE.

VIfVUW ITTW
Boats leave Salem for Portland Monday
Wednesday and Friday at IL a. m; and
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings
Mt A. m. For Corvallis the boats leave
Salem Tuesday Thursday and Saturday
evenings at 8 o'clock. Boats leave Port
land for Salem at 0 :45 each morning
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
QSTEOPATH

DRS. B. H. WHITE and R. W. WAL
TON = osteopathie physicians ant
nerve specialists. Graduate of Amer
lean school Of Osteopathy, Kirksville
Mo. Post graduate and specialized IL
nerve diseases at Los Angeles college
Treat acute and chronic diseases
Consultation free. Lady attendant
Office 5)5-506 U. S. National Banl
building. Phone S59 Residence, 34I
North Capital street. Phone 469
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

II. STEINBOCK JUNK Cove pay
65c per 100 lbs. news paper and mag.
azines Highest prices for hides and
pelts. A large stock of logan berry
and fence wire for less than half
price. Phone sos, 302 n CONNER
cial. As
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
oHIRopRAoT1c .sPINoLoeIsr

DIR. o. L. SCOTT-Graduat of Chiro,
practices Fountain Head, Davenport
Iowa. If you have tried everything
and got no relief, try ChiropractiC
spinal adjustments and get well. Of
flee 406-7-S U. 8. National Bank
building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main 82S.R.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

FRUITLAND NURSERY - High and
Ferry SITS. Full line nursery. stock
Italian prure specially. Nursery To-
Gated one nile east of penitentiary
Address r. 6, Salem, Ore. Phone l0C
F21.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
STOVE REPAIRING

STOVES REBUILT AND REPAIRED
so years experience.
Depot National and American fene'
Sizes 26 to 5S in. high.
Paints, oil and varnish, etc.
Loganberry and hop hooks.
Salem Fence and Stove Works, rs,
Court street Phone 1874
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

HoDSON COUNCIL. No. /, R. & S. NJ
Stated assembly first Monday in each
month, Masonic Temple. Il. A. Marcus,
Thrice Illustriouos Master; Glen. c.
Niles, recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-21a acres, comfortable
house, good barn, chicken pens, good
soil. On good road, near Salem
SQUARE Deal Realty Co., ZOE U. s.
Bank bldg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
MISCELLANEOUS

FLORA A. BREWSTER, NJ. D.-Neu-
rologist, nervous and chronic diseas-
es a specially. 50 WIS. experience with
drugs, surgery and drugless methods.
Examination free. ZIP State st. Phone
1850.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

SALEM COUNCIL No. 2622-Knights and
Ladies Of Security-Meets every End and
4th Wednesday each month at Hurst
Hail. Visiting members are invited to
attend. f. +. Walton, financier, $50 S.
18th Street
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
WATER COMPANY

SALEM WATER COMPANY-Offict
corner Commercial and Trade streets
Bills payable monthly in advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
Prepare This for a Bad
COttgh-If's Fine

Cheaply and Easily Made, bat
Does the Work Quickly.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

DE MoLAY CoMaIANDERY, No. 5, X. t.
Regular conelaye fourth Friday in each
month at : O'Clock p. m, in Masonic
Temple SojOurning Sir Knights are
courteously invited to meet with us.
Glen G. Niles, Z. c.; II, B. Thielseu,
recorder
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27
LODGE DIRECTORY

M0DREN wO0DAIEN' OF ANERICA-ore
gon Cedar Camp. No. J24G. meets ever,
building. corner Court ana High streets
]. +. Day, v T.; ], A, Wright, Clerk,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

r. n. A.-"Oregon Grape Camp" No.
1860, meet every Thursday evening in
Derby and Lafky building. Court and
High streets; Mrs. Sylvia Schaupp,
sons, recorder, 1896 North Commercial,
Phone 1436M.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

SALEM FALLS CRY AND WESTERN
o. IDLY Salem, motor .... Z 200 a II
0. 163-LY. Salem, motor .....9 :4J a II
a 1G1-IV Salem for MuIfnom0b
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

NJ. A: c. A. vibbert, secretary, Grown
Drug store, 1888 State street,
a. o. q. W-Protection Lodge No, 2,
meets every Monday evening at In the
Mccormack hall corner Court and Liberty
street, l.. r. Mason, NJ W.; s, A,
MeFadden. recorder: A. IT, Brown,
financler; Il. Il. Duncan. treasurer.
SALEM HUMANE S0CIETY-D. D. Keeler,
president Mrs. Lou Tillson, secretary.
All cases Of cruelty or neglect Of dun
animals should be reported to the
secretary for investigation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1917-03-27

10 connection south of Geer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-24

WASHINGTON, Oct. 23.-Subscrip-
tons in many millions dollars worth
of bonds will be one of the first off,
cial acts of A Mitchell Palmer, newly
appointed enemy property custodian.
On opening Offices and assuming his
new duties today, Mr.. Palmer found
scores of letters reporting money
CT edit or other property held by Amer
lean interest for alien enemies. These
will be tabulated late this week and
Liberty Loan subscription made for
sum probably much in excess of the
actual amount reported in anticipation
of later reports
Many officials estimate that enemy
property subject to custody of the
government custodian amount to hun
| dreds of millions of dollars.
Mr. Pelmer gave assurance today
that corporations or other business in
terests operating with Germany Oh
ally of Germany funds will have al
little interference from him as neces
sary He said he would guard agains
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-24
the thistles kind of stuck in my throat,
and had to give 1t up.

While on walking tour a gentle
man discovered rustic patriarch seat
ed at the roadside.
Fine corn" the wayfarer remarked,
tentatively, waving his hand toward a
hillside filled with struggling stalks.
How do you pillow that field?" ask
ed the traveller. It's pretty steep"
Don't pillow it," said the old man.
When the thaws come the rocks roll
ing downhill tear it US so that we can
plant corn"
And how do you plant it?" asked
the traveller.
Don't plant it really said the old
man. I'VE stand at the back door and
shoot the seed in with a shotgun"
George, George, you mustn't act so
when you are eating" said mamma at
the breakfast table, one day last week.
IF you do, you will surely get some
thing in your windpipe."
''Windpipe? HIM. What's my wind
pipe?"
Don't you know what your wind
pipe isl" broke in the six-year-old
brother. why, that's where your
smoke comes from on cold Gays"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-24
Basket Dinner at
Greensboro Church

GREENSBORO, Ind. Oct PA
basket dinner was served last Sunday
at the Christian church. Services were
held morning, afternoon and evening
the basement of the Friends church.
Among the guests from out of town
were Rev. H w. Schwan of Central
Christian church Of Richmond, Rev.
Critics of New Paris, Ohio, Rev. and
Mrs. Schultz, Mrs. Granger Of New
castle, Mr. and Mrs. William Ramsey
of Muncie, Mr. and Mrs. league Of
Hagerstown. A large crowd from Cam
bridge City and Jacksonburg attend
ed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-10-24
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17 R0u KNoufoH:

OUR IDEA OF NOTHING TO WoR- /
RY ABOUT IS A STUDENT STRIKE
AT COLUMBIA
OUR OWN HEALTH TALKS.
(By Old Doc Potts, LII. D., S. R. O..
c. @. d.
A learned healthist has Just issued
a pronunciamento upon the subject of
proper sleeping. He assumes that
people have time to sleep, which per-
haps they do in some remote sections
of the country. But to these he does
not appeal. He urges proper sleeping
for people who live in the great metro
politan centers.
He says the proper way to sleep and
get the most out of the snooze is to
do it in hammock, even If the ham,
! mock must be swung between two fire
escapes. ...-..-
With all respect to the eminent
scientist, it can't be done.
All the sailors in the navy are con-
sidered heroes In times of peace
| they are heroes because they try to
| sleep in hammocks. You nave often
| heard that the navy Is wideawake
| Well-that is the reason.
| A hammock In which you are try
ing to sleep is the most active of all
| lnanimate objects.
1t seems to twist and writhe of it's
/ own accord when there is no provo
cation. You may lie perfectly still
and move nothing but your lungs, but
the hammock keeps on twisting and
turning. When it finally tips over,
| you can't get free Of the thing and
| make clean fall, for one arm and
one leg have somehow pushed through
it and you struggle like a Siberian
weakfish trying to escape the net.
Every effort leads to further en-
tanglements, and with both arms and
both legs firmly pinned you land on
the cement floor.
Then you pass the rest of the night
trying to get out Of the hammock,
which has come down with you, upon
you, under you, around you and in
your midst Persons in this predicS
ment often have to wear the hammock
to breakfast and then bribe some mem,
Der of the family to cut it off with
shears.
The editor of this Pillar of Protest
who has wife, two small children and
a globe of goldfish depending upon
him for support, HOPES to have a
turkey for Thanksgiving. Note the
word hopes is capitalized. The bank
ers would probably tell us that hopes
can't be capitalized, but file on them
They mean nothing in our sweet young
life
Any turkey looking for good hons
can find US in Elmhurst, New York
City. ~. "...