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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
"Saue the Waste and Win the War"
THE HOLIDAYS.

DROBABLY they are so called because the schools arc
closed and the commercial travellers IN TO Loaf
around in the wiics way when not doWvto the house
helping invoice To most Of except for the two Great
Days the two weeks around Christmas and New Year
are Just two more weeks Of the years toll and turmoil
Which Is all right for life is largely made up OF work
and there arc problems which can't he solved IN
any other way But the fact is chroniccd here Tor the
benefit Of the children that they may know they arc now
living farther up Easy street than they will when they
reach maturity and become, they iondy imagine their
own boss" Unless they win their way to the supreme
court holidays will be fewer to them than now and they
will better understand why father is sometimes OF pcnsye
mood and has wrinkles on his brow,
But with this evidence to show that tho holidays are
merely working days to most of the adults Of the earth
we add this consolation Work isn't bad when gets
used to it, in fact it is quite possible to learn to like it,
although many tired oiIers would like to get acquainted
with oang il they couldn't learn TO like that better
And recalling Our own happy childhood and how hated
to 20 to school, may be stated in passing that there are
worse fates for children than growing up il the pro-
cess does keep one reasonably busy
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
LOOKING FORWARD.

UNCERTAINTY is a characteristic OF polite, a, well
many other fields of endeavor No ono say now
with any degree Of certainty which party will triumph in
1920 much less who will be elected president that year
But need be seventh OF seventh SON. gifted
seer OF other line to say say now that the successful
entrsnt in the 1870 will not be statesman who has
heckled and hampered the present administration as it
goes through trials greater than Lincoln knew This couu-
try will not countenance the copperhead, nor he Who
swinging the other way plays politics under the gusc OF
patriotism. This country demands real patriotism now
and for several years will accept substitute and it
doesn't recognize constant fault finding as qualification
II this shoe to fit we'll known resident OF Oyster
Bay, that is his fault
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
RIppuNdRHYNES
8DMK Mason
I(ocytygtr I9y7
THE WELCOME AGENT.


IT ODAN there toddlcd to my door
a man who wished to sell
book in times OF peace he'd be a
bore, and his long spiel ! would noe
brook His volume was the cheapest
rot, but he insisted it was great, the
kind OF stuff that hitS the spot, and
makes a man a better skate He talked
long and brndled streak he made
the grand old language whiz: and |
could listen for week to such a line
OF bunk as his. lie stunned the topics
! abhor he did not tell in ringing
tones, how he would run the blooming
war, and fiji the air with Teuton bones.
He didn't try to show the means BY
which he'd finish up the scrap, and can
the kaiSer'S submarines, and shoe the
Huns clear off the map lie did not
paint, IN lurd tnts, wars horrors on a
foreign shore; hi, book, One ThouS-
and Household Hints" took all his elo-
qucncc, and more. There's nothing
like a Household Hint, when one is
tired OF dead mems bones, and all the
ghaStly tales in print, OF Seamen sent
to Davy Jones. It's good to find a
book methnks, that tells how reaches
should be shot. or how to make a line
Of inks that will not fade, corrodc or
blot For all we hear and all we read
brings war and hloodshed closer home
and so ! said, "My friend, indeed, III
take twelve copies OF your tome"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

up in a 500 gown and 5000 worth oi
jewels and then sweat and wrange for
five hours trying TO win a 39-cent prize
Any time a man offers to buy you a
drink you should accept the invitation
in the spirit in which it was offered
Nature knows her business. There
isn't one girl in thirty who ism.
knock -kneed and this is all that keeps
the length OF the skirt below the knee
caps,
A woman thinks a whole lot OF the
lingerie in which She was married and
usually saves it, But the time generally
comes when she will cut it up to make
an outfit for baby
Any man who knows the mean dis.
position OF an auto engine wonders
why an aviator takes a chance with the
blame things.
What has become OF the old fash.
ioned man who used to 60 around the
house in his socks and who thought,
that only dudes wore slippers
\ man doesn't mind having to dodge
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
CHRISTMAS IN POVERTY FLAT.

THIS ISN'T to be Bret Harte story, but merely little
tribute those who in their giving gave something tC
the submerged tenth that there might be empty stock
ings here this Christmas morning To those who built ur
The Times Santa Claus fund to the good fellows OF the Lions
club and others of their kind for the donors of the Mercy
fund and oil the rest who in their several ways Christ
mas cheer among the lowy we present thanks They are
not our thanks so much they the gratitude OF little
children who might have had dreary day for big
hearted humanity which to their The Lord
who loves cheerful giver must kindly remember these
benefaetors OF the unfortunate for He who said
Suffer little children me- This sympathetic
human impulse part of His plan for caring for them
doubt And to the kids themselves we wish the Merry
Christmas know they had and that goes double for
those who gave it to them
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

a big, digniiied looking touring car
But 1t makes him mad all over 20
have to jump out OF the way of a
Henry.
When it takes a man five minutes to
look mp a number and five minute
more to learn that the line is
"Bus -s-s-c-e-c," it is hard to make him
realize that the telephone is a tirc
saver
Every wife knows that other won
crs husbands are more attentive to
them than her husband is to her
Ask any man to spell "HalIclujah'
for YOU and the betting is that he will
spell It "Halleula
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

Mistress Oo nurse girD--l hear that
YOU are seen quite often speaking 10 the
policeman in the park cannot allow
that
Artful Maid can't help it, ma'am.
All the policemen in the park admire the
baby so much-they will stop the per-
ambulator to speak to him They all say
that he's the handSomcst boy that come,
into the park
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

Jake Gouley claims that the oldest
Joke is the one about the champion
hard luck man who never could win a
bet One day he saw a big fish hang
ing in front of a store and he asked a
pas,cr by what kind OF a fish it was.
1T is a catfish replied the stranger
an bet you ten dollars it isn't a cat
fish" said the hard luck man, That's
a bet" said the stranger They went
into the store and asked the proprietor
what sort of a fish it was and he re-
piled that 1t was a catfish Amt that
hi" said the hard luck man as he
paid over the ten dollars. Here ! had
everything that swimS from a nm
now up to whale running for my
money and this blame thing had to be
a catfish.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Pensions.

A Boston woman applied for a pen
sion the other day.
And pray, madam" asked the pen
sion examiner, why doyou think your
self entitled to a pension ~
"My husband and fought all through
the war" was the reply.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Luke McLuke Saws

II YOU don't believe that woman can
keep a secret Just ask her her age.
\ man spends half his life trying TO
get a woman and the other half trying
to get away from her
Would it be proper to say that Jolly
old bachelor who is bald leads a gay
and h1irircc life
Remember, that II YOU know nothing
but your own business You come pretty
rear knowing all there is need to know
4 woman will attend a party doled
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

careful sat,sticau informs that 10000 troop, per
month about the limit TIN, country transport TO
France At that rate it would take over year to get
million over and the figures !, authentic explain lk great
importance OF the ,hp.budmg industry
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

Luke McLukc, the eternal fitness OF
thing, crushed to earth will rise again.
Major Charles A. Meals is assistant
division quartermaster OF Camp Logan,
Houston
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

As a rule, YOU needn't belize what the Bol,hc,lN ,aM
II 1t /, anything reasonable
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
oh

81 see that old Smith /, dead said
Brown What was the trouble "
"Oh, he worked himself to death
earning money to purchase all the la
hor saving Devices replied Jones
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
More Thrilling Information.

It take, eight and one third minutes
for the light OF the sun TO reach the
earth.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Lines Worth Remembering.

1t is by presence OF mind in untried
emergencies that the native mcttle Of a
man is tcsted-Lowell
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

lie won larry packages under his arm,
For he In "a dignltied rummNi
And get this same fellow can see no great
army
I'm carving them In hiE tummy
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Fifteen Years Ago.

Fifteen years Aco
N,r and Mr.. Cwy Rl,rkwc,d,r on.
,crta,ncJ At 4 o'cIorI dinner rigb, he.
fore last in honor oi Miss ARD Miss
NV; ,,S"s ~, 1i po'tI' ,, '"l''o' anu w.. W.
isala,, ,.a,lu, m m @ '"o.g WA was ocau'''p,y u ny
cdrndtion holly and red candles were
used. The menu follows Tomato
soup oysters, ilSh, chicken PIE, peas,
potatoes, >"celbreadS, lettuce salad,
,,.. DIT, p.-L--,. IN ,
,'ln wi, >""y N',"", uNr1 wv, ",u go go
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Shnnld Saw Moi

A. " Wlnall, OF Cincinnati wants
to know il he can get into the stud
game at the club
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

II man could keep his New Years resolutions, until
he getshis Christmas bills paid that would he long help
in the right direction
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Rnlchn

TO saw his way out he had tried
speak Of angry convict Hook.
Then said when bars hia work dcued
Tho pen is mighticr than the crook
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

1t isn't bad Tor the mercury to 20 down TIN, way IT
tie gos will kindly refrain from going the same route
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

Give three cheers for the Red Cross provided you have
previously given something
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
The Wise Fool.

THE more some people have the
more they want observed the Sage
"You arc not talking about trouble
arc you'' commented the Fool
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
OLDSToRIBS
IN NEWTYPH
Twenty Years Ago
Tton ne TIHES FILES

Twenty Years Ago.
Last night the senior class Of the
high school gave very pleasant SUI.
PRISE party TO Miss lula Dunham one
OF the class, at her home on Thirc
street
A new 10, OF mems winter tan shoes
has just arrived Come and see them
and get a pair tor $3.50 Just as nice
as any SIS pain Miners
Doctor Scott departed yesterday 10;
Washington, ID. {. TO visit his stStcr
The year 1893 will he pointed to ~
years TO come as the period Of the be
ginning OF Oklahoma Clty'S raplC
stride, toward the metropolis Of th'
southwest
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25


When a man has to get into dental
chair he wants the work done in a
hurry But what we started to say
was that DR.. Rush, the dentist has an
office in the City Bank Building Mo
bile, Ala
Well. Wen
When YOU are in Chicago and need a
pair oi shoes YOU can {. a. Leatherman
at the RoScnbach Shoe Company
Form in Line, Girls. Don't Crowd
Wan'cd--Sewng by the DAY, $50
Miss Fitting Phone sS-L-Ad in
Sharon (PaD Herald
Fowl Bird
George + Fowl and Wnlrcd Bird
were married at Topeka, Kan, last
week
Mercy
We hope ne isn't referring to the
members Of the club, but anyway. O.
l. Mutt lives IN Edinburg, Ind
Names Is Names.
\ Subject lives N Elyrla Ohio
Our Daily Special
\ Cheap Sport Makes An Expensive
Friend.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
Huh
The Onlv On

I've was a wonder llully gee
10 this fact tn attest,
She never turned around 10 sec
How other danes were dressed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25
CUKHM:LUKE
Ills COLUMN
Copyright I@7
act

Fact
II takcs long wears Of constant aim
To gain the pinnacle Of fame
Hut there ARE men VINO when they win Il.
Can tumble down iu one brief minute
Huh
There's nothing new under the sun,
said the Bachelor
That's right" agreed the Rencdict
"Nut even a good excuse
The OnIv One
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-25

Our Daily Special
\ Cheap Sport Makes An Expensive
Friend.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

tainly assists them wonderfully.
Lamar people have now the advan-
tage of a strictly modern city drug
store.
Every department is conducted in
a most systematic and thorough man
ner.
Two registered pharmacists attend
to the drugs and prescription Every
precaution and safeguard protects
customers from blunders such as
might occur with inexperienced clerks.
Physicians as a rule hesitate slight
ly in sending their prescriptions to
any one drug store for fear Of the
commercialism that might cloud. But
there can be no doubt that every doc
tor feels more confidence when he
knows his medicines are compounded
at n first class store where only leg
ally registered and competent phar-
macists handle the drugs.
The new soda fountain, twenty-five
feet long, will be in charge of Mr..
Elmer Hilton who has demonstrated
TO Lamar people that he is an expert
in his line. Frozen daintios of every
description will be served and a sam
pie trial will not only convince every
body but will no doubt surprise many
with the delicious things that can be
served.-Adv.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

A large crowd attended the Y. NJ.
B. A. dance last Friday night az the
Woods garage. All report a fine
time.
Thos. Hopper and family of La Jun
ia were visiting with Mrs. Lees par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lee, last
week.
NJ. d. Cox, a prosperous farmer
near Hartman, was attending to bus
mess in the county seat today, and
visiting with friends.
Mrs. Martin and little daughter ar
rived last week from Pueblo TO join
Mr.. Martin, who Is foreman of the
Register office.
The jury in the case of Mrs. Anna
Miller VS.. Henry Paulsen for damages
caused by an assault awarded the
plaintiff verdict of $500.
Mr.. and Mrs. Larson have arrived
from Flagler, Colorado, and will make
their home here. Mr. Larson is the
new owner of the armory and will re
model it into a garage.
Raymond McMillin returned this
week from the Fort Collins agricultur-
al college. The college is closing the
term early this year 20 help the cause
of increased farming acreage in the
state.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

The completely remodelled store Of
the thinner Drug Co. and the install
lation Of the new marble fountain
certainly deserves the notice and at
tention of every resident and visitor
in Lamar territory.
1t takes money and not only money
but nerve TO assume an expense such
as is represented by the change and
addition in this company's store.
The thinner Drug Co. is without
question the strongest drug institu-
ton financially in this part of Colo
RADIO. Their ability to take advan-
tage of market conditions when op-
portunities present themselves GER
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

list; Irelan of La Junta, End; Bar
tholomew Of Rocky Ford, Bird. Time,
min. IL 10 sec.
44O dash-Galiard of Trinidad; list;
Champlain Of Lamar, End; Bah
cock of Rocky Ford, Bird Time
"a 2-5.
Relay race-Won by Trinidad.
Broad jump-Poliak Of Trinidad, LIST;
Ford, R., of Lamar, End; Crosier Of
Rocky Ford, Bird. Distance, 10 IT.
IL in.
Discus throw-Ford of Lamar, list;
Peterson Of Rocky Ford, End; Nc
Lean of Lamar, Bird. Distance, 107
#.
220 yard dash-Poliak Of Trinidad,
list; Galiardi Of Trinidad, End; Bah
cock of Rocky Ford, Bird.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

c. Frost Lggctt returned from Los
Angeles this week.
IL. Christy was attending to bus
mess in Pueblo this week.
Judge ]. K. Doughty left last night
for Denver on legal business.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. L. J. Boring
last Thursday fine girl baby.
l.. N. Zalinger of Holly was attend
ing to business here on Monday.
MIR. and Mrs. r. Z. AdamS left Mon
day for Denver for short visit.
George c. Harris, foreman of the
Sharks Office, has been sick this week
Hon. C. c. Goodale left Tuesday
morning for Denver for short visit
Attorney A. C. Gordon left today
for Oklahoma on professional bust
ness.
Tx. Mullen and C. T. Ryan of Den
yer spent few days here on business
this week.
Thad Huey of Las Animas was at
tending to business here last FRIDAY
and Saturday.
Mrs. H. C. Byrnes left this week to
join her husband, Lieutenant Byrnes'
of Company d.
Mrs. S. A. Crary left last Saturday
for Boone, Iowa, for an extended visit
with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Maxwell OF
Wiley visited in Lamar couple OF
days this week.
I'D. Spooner of the Citizens State
bank is assisting the new Springfield
bank this week.
Sergeant Glen Harrison made trip
to Eads on Monday looking up re-
cruits for Company d.
Mrs. ]. w. Ball has gone to Fort
Collins, where she will make her
home with her son, Floyd.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16
LAMAR TAKES CHAMPIONSHIP

Local Boys Led the Schools of the
Southern League in Exciting Field
Meet Held at Rocky Ford Last Sat
urday-Contest Was One of Closest
on Record
BY winning the Arkansas valley
track and field meet the Lamar school
has won every athletic contest in
which it has entered this year. The
Lamar high school football team went
through the season without u defeat
and were never required to exert
themselves at any time during the sea-
son. The lowest score that any team
in the league could hold them to was
% to,0, which makes a record that will
be hard to equal. Owing TO the fact
that arrangements could not be made
for floor on which to play the man
agement was forced TO withdraw from
the league basket ball schedule for
the last season. The track season was
by far the most successful of any
track season in the history of the La
mar high school. The first meet was
at Granada, resulting in a victory for
Lamar by score of 81 to 81. This
meet put the boys in good shape for
I the valley meet at Rocky Ford.
The meet at Rocky Ford was with
out question the closest and hardest
contest ever held in the history of the
Arkansas Galley league. The final
score was Lamar 35la, Trinidad 30,
Rocky Ford 1914, Walsenberg 8, La
Junta 8, Las Animas 3.
The highest individual point winner
of the meet was Poliak of Trinidad
with 20 points and second, Ford of
Lamar with Ia. Three new velley rec
ords were established during the meet
Poliak of Trinidad lowering the for
mer records in both the 80 yard dash
and the 220 yard dash, while Ford
of Lamar set a new record in the
discus throw. The high jumping of
Steward of Lamar was also a feature
of the meet, although he failed to
establish a new record.
Summary of events:
100 yard dash-Poliak Of Trinidad, l;
Galiardi of Trinidad, End! Effer of
Rocky Ford, Bird. Time: 10 sec.
High jump-Steward Of Lamar, list;
Cleavenger of Walsenberg, End; Nc
Leean of Lamar Bird. Height, ; It
~ inches.
50 yard dash-Poliak Of Trinidad, list;
Galiardi of Trinidad, End; Bah
cock Of Rocky Ford, 3rd. Time:
5 1-5 sec.
Shot put-Crompton of Las Animas,
list; Crosier Of Rocky Ford, End;
Ford Of Lamar 3rd. Distance: 80
#. 8 in.
120 yard hurdles-Bartholom of
Rocky Ford, list; Steward of Lamar,
End; Templin of Trinidad, Bird Time
IS sec.
Javelin throw-Ford of Lamar list;
Cleavinger of Walsenberg, End;
Champlain of Lamar, Bird. Distance
1913 It. in.
Pole vault-Nichols of Rocky Ford,
list; Cleavinger of Walsenberg, End;
Ford, E., of Lamar and Crosier Of
Rocky Ford tied for 3rd. Height,
9 # II "a in.
22O yard hurdlcs-Fisher Of Rocky
Ford. LIST; Effer Of Rocky Ford,
End; Champlain Of Lamar, 3rd.
Time, 81 2-5.
Mile run-Irelan of La Junta, list;
Bartholomew Of Rocky Ford, End;
Field, Lamar, 3rd. Time, min.
| IS 3-5 sec.
$50 yard run-Champlain Of Lamar,
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

Two farms-1O0 acres alfalfa, 100
acres farming land in each farm. H.
". Koen, Phone Lamar 175R2.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1917-05-16

"a ROSE O'PLYMoUTH TOWN"
the Senior Class Play will be Civ
en- in the high school auditorium
Friday evening, May 18th. Ad-
mission so cents.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-05
Short Snatches
From Everywhere

What, by the way. has become Of tha
old fashioned pug dog2-ChicagO News
That white house leak may be
closed incident. but is il a closed Leak
Chicago News
Nothing is more palpable than the
circumstance that the Villa goat is still
ungot.-HOuston Post
Mexico might make more headwaI
with its problem II il knew what III
problem is.-ChicagO News
IN Texas the country man plants too
much cotton and the town man plants
too few trees--GalvestOn News.
In addition 70 teaching army men
how 10 fly Uncle sam should supply
them with reliable wings.-ChicaEt
News.
The food dealers should remember
alive or they can't buy goods
Amarillo Daily News
Our idea OF a heroine Is a youus
woman who can look at the raw ma.
terial and still want 10 he a school
teacher-GalvestOn News
The possibility that the colonel viii
run in 1920 fills some people with en-
thusiasm- The more Ickings he gets
the better II suits them--Anaconda
Standard.
Even yet We don't know whether
when Mr.. Lawson mentioned Senator
o. he meant CO.. OF 90" But the thing
IS indefinite either way. Several sen
ators' names begin with o. and even
more Of them are yphers.-Indian-
apoliS News
Villa is said to be planning a new
campaign. to be launched as soon a.
Pershing's troops leave Mexico. Car
rama may yet discover his mistake liz
insisting that the American forces
should be withdrawn.-Oshkosh CWis-)
Northwestern.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-05

-er g. percent Of those brought irto
corporation court are Spanish Sue.r.-
i.iS- ana Tor this reason. h. saws h.
should be elected judge Little over
81" percent Of 81 Fsso's porull-roa Is
.ialilSn Spedi-i-ig- So according 10
Ike IlSureS, crime among his people
l- very nigh com jared To other races
KING 20 the rest Of 81 Faso's poru-
Vow. don't anybody mention uairlr-
with Max cher H. a. M-i-e and
: p Rowlands already claim that
distinction.
We cont exactly know vgaer- Tho
9clilE Islands are. bur they are NOT
ear Crazy car mountain Maybe thav
are close 10 the Society islands
~ the office. We have decided 10
draw straws to Sc who shall 20 10
ar and who VIII stay at home As
swan. the sporting editor. is already In
me militia and has to go. we all want
90 palr with him and pass uD the
drawing TO the other fellows.
One OF the regretable things about IL
IL mat George Clements VIII have 20
Ierl with THAI German twiri 20 ms
mustache.
The paving man wants us TO er-u rn
10 pave Rosewood street Nor un-ir
we repave Montana. which we are go
lhs TO have TO do real soon ir has
Just peen paid FOR. but is iu such con-
Gitlon that IT ought TO be torn I'D and
ftpiaced- IL may he said that a sign
somewhere out on the street SAYS