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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
HELD FOR DYNAMITING
Seven ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Arrested IN
Connection With Attnck on Lord
Athelstan's Home
TBy Associated pr..s1

lBy Associated Press1
MONTREAL, September l.-Seven al
legged .anticonscriptionists were ar
rested by the police to-day in con-
,nection with the dynamiting recently
OF the summer home Of Lord Athclstan.
publisher of the Montreal Star.
Ellie Lalumiere. head of the consti-
tutionists. an anticolscription organi-
cation, was also arrested on a warrant
charging attempted murder. Lord
Athelstan's house in Cartierville was
dynamited on the morning OF August
Q, after he had received numerous let
ters threatening him with death on
account of the CONSUMPTION policy OF
his paper. Six men in an automobile
were seen driving away from the
vicinity soon after the explosion.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02

Little Evelyn Thurman Hutchinson.
tho fourteen months old baby girl Of
John Z. and Mrs. Grace Woody Hutchc-
son. who was scalded to death by
turning over teapot, was buried
yesterday In Hollywood Cemetery. Tne
FUNERAL services were conducted by
Kew. William l.. Ball. pastor OF the
Tabernacle BAPTIST Church. The pail
bearers were William Zacharias. vii
liam Harris, Frederick Robertson and
Frank Landrum.
Mrs. Hutcheson is very Ill as the
result OF the unavoidable accident that
led to the death OF her child. Mrs. r.
a. Phillips. her aunt. is in serious
condition also.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
SUFFER THROUGH DRAFT
Many Bridgeport Factories VIII Lose
Upwards of 80 Per Cent OF
Skilled Workers.
:lsy Associated Press.

BRIDGEPORT. CONN. September l.
Bridgeport factories. many of them
busy on munitions or war material
work. will lose an average OF % per
cent OF their skilled workmen by the
draft. according to a census by the
State Council of Defense. given out to-
day. Some OF the more important fac
tories. it was said. will lose as high
as 80 per cent,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
ENTRANCE EXAMINATIONS
New High School Pupils to Face Tests
on September

Announcement WAS made yesterday
by DR.. j. A. c. Chandler. Superin-
tendent Of the Richmond City Schools,
that all new pupils desiring to enter
John Marshall High School will report
for examination at 8 o'clock Septem-
Der 10. Pupils promoted from Junior
high schools or 7-B grades OF Rich
mond elementary schools, or holding
certificates from accredited schools will
not report until September Is, the day
of the formal opening of the city
schonlu
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
ALLEGED BANDIT HELD
Prisoner Said to be Ringleader of GnnE
which Shot Payroll McssenEcrs
to Death.

CHICAGO. September Charles
Benton. declared to be tho ringleadcr
Of the five bandits, who. with sawed
off shotguns, shot two payroll mes
sengers Of the Winslow Brothers Iron
Works TO death last Tuesday, escaping
with SS17G. is under arrest 1T was an
nounccd to-day by States Attorney
Hoyne. The States attorney said
Benton planned all OF the recent pay
roll robhcries.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
wreck victims Buried in aoIiyvood

5, The bodies of Thomas p Howard,
overton Howard and Richard n. Ragby
were buried in the Howard family lot
At Hollywood Cemetery at noon yes
terday. The two Towards and Bagby
Wero killed at a crossing of tho Ash D.
cake Road and the Richmond and
Chesapeake Bay Railway, near Ash.
land. Thursday morning. - SIS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-09-02
Enter. Service n, Y..m,n

r. Blair Farrar, OF 1919 Hanover
Avenue. has entered the service Of the
navy as yeoman. He left for Newport.
r.. l.. yesterday morning.
Mr.. Farrar had boen connected with
the Cohen Company. serving in various
departments for number of years
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1917-05-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Steel spent
Sunday in Kansas City.
Mrs. w. H. Veach left Sunday
morning for Woodward, Okla.
Smith Clark spent Sunday in
Kansas City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Felgate,
and two children, and Mrs. Eel
gates mother, Mrs. ]. L. Bah
cock, of Sedalia, went to Higgins
vile Wednesday, where Mr.. Eel
gate has accepted a position with
the Jeffersonian.
H. F.. Blackwell went to Kan
sas City Wednesday on legal
business.
Mrs. T. R. Butler went to Kan
sas City Wednesday to spend
the day.
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HEAVY LOSS IN WHEAT AREA
Seed Planted on 12,437,0oo Acres was
Winter Killed-A Small Crop
Estimate.

Washington, May Abandoned
winter wheat area. on account of adj
verse weather, mainly drought during
the winter, amounted to 12,437,0 900
acres, far exceeding the loss in any
previous year, according to the May
crop report of the Department Of Agri-
culture, published this afternoon. On
the remaining area. 27,653,0O acres,
the condition of the crop is 1872 and
the forecast Of the yield is S66,116,0OO
bushels, which compares with a fore
cast of 430 million bushels a month
ago, a crop of 4S2 million bushels in
1916 and GA million bushels in 1915.
1t is the smallest winter wheat crop
since 1904.
The forecast of this years rye crop
is co. S5, 900 bushels, which compares
with 1888, 900 bushels in 1916.
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BIG ANTl.sUBMARME MOVE
The Allies Are Now Prepared for a
Vigorous Campaign Against
German Destroyers.

Paris, May S.-The Allies concerted
effort to stamp out the German sub
marine menace is being planned with
an American naval officer, Admiral
". S. Sims, in the conference.
On authority of a high British Off
cial attending the conference II is an
nounced that the American navy will
play a great part in this organized
plan. This official, said Premier Lloyd
George, and the other notables on the
British commission were highly salts
fled with the results Of the conference
with Paris governmental and military
and navy chiefs, and that on their re-
turn to London "the mostS vigoFous
anttsubmarine campaign may be ex.
pected.p
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.U-BOATS SUPPLIED
BY U. S. VESSELS
Government Investigating Re-
ports Made by Seamen of
Steamer ManitOWOC.
OFFICIALS REFUSE TO TALK
Crew of German Owned Vessel Says
Food and Oil Was Struggled
Out of New York.

Washington, May persistent ru-
mors of German submarines in the
South Atlantic received additional
color today, when it was disclosed tina,
government investigating agencies are
running down a story that freighters
OF the American Transatlantic Com
pany, flying the American flag, have
carried supplies to sea for U-boats.
Officials would not go into details
but it was assumed the report prompt
ing the investigation probably came
from smembers of the crew Of the
steamship Manitowoc, quoted in news
dispatches from Porto Rico today as
charging that the Manitowoc and other
Transatlantic company vessels had
trans-shipped to German submersibles
at sea quantities of food and fuel
struggled out of New York.
Both the navy department and the
department of justice have taken a
hand in the Investigation. How far
the inquiry has progressed was not
indicated but officials by their silence
gave the impression that no definite
conclusions had been reached. They
declined to comment on the news dis
patch from San Juan or on statements
by Transatlantic company officials in
New York characteri8ing the story
told by the Manitowoc's crew as fic-
titious.
In many quarters the inclination was
to regard the report as merely an.
other of the crop of %unfounded rumors
current here since the visit of the U-5S
to Newport. 1t was pointed out that
all such rumors are investigated thor
oughly as a matter of policy and that
consequently no conclusions could be
drawn from the steps taken in the
present case.
Some naval officials, on the othel
hand, have not concealed their belle
that German submarines and raiders
have been supplied from this side o
the Atlantic.
Calls Rumor "Fiction."
New York, May 9.-Assertion tina
none of the ships of the America
Transatlantic Company had at an.
time supplied German submarines wa
made here today by the company
president, Richard G. Wagner. Tn,
story told by members of the crew o
the steamship Manitowoc at Port
Rico be characterized as pure fiC
tion," told probably because "the GREY
was disgruntled."
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is organized with motor trains.
The medical department of a di-
vision is composed of 125 off
GERS, 1882 enlisted men and AZ
ambulances. If a division is e.
quipped with wagon trains l.
009 wagons are required, sup
plemented by 81 motor trucks;
if equipped with motor trains
493 wagons supplement the 627
motor trucks. The total number
of riding horses required for a
division and its wagon trains is
1876, together with 2,218 draft
horses and 1875 riding, pack
and draft horses.
Rifles and Artillery.
More than 10000 rifles are
required to arm a division and
its trains, together with $500
pistols. The artillery consists of
25 3-inch howitzers, the shells
for which weigh 80 pounds. The
number of machine guns with
which a division is to be equipp-
ed is still an open question, but
the number which will appear in
army charts soon to be printed
is 70 for the division itself and
20 additional guns for the wag-
on trains. The number in all
probability will be greatly in
creased, perhaps to as high as
80 guns for every 1000 rifles,
making a total of 600 for the di-
vision.
The length of a division in
marching order is more than IA
miles, while the wagon trains re-
quire an additional 6 miles, max
ing a grand total of 20 miles.
If equipped with motor trains
instead of wagon trains the
length from the head of the col
umn to the last of the rear guard
10 miles.
Within the next few days de-
tailed tables, prepared by the
J Army War College in Washing
ton, will be issued from the gov
eminent printing office, showing
the strength and equipment Of
each unite of the various branch
es of the United States army.
: The foregoing statistics are bas-
ed upon these forthcoming
tables,
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ARMY DIVISIONS LARGER
New U. S. System Nearly 10000
Men Ahead of Germany's


Men Ahead of Germany's
Compiled from data not hith-
erto published, the National Geo
graphical Society has issued
from its headquarters in New
York City the following bulle-
tin on the units and equipment
of an infantry division of the
United States army as reorgan-
lied in the light of the lessons
learned during the 81 months
warfare in Europe:
AS reorganized for the war
with Germany, an infantry divis-
ion of the United States army
will number 65 per cent more
men than a division of the Ger
man army as now constituted.
The enemy's divisions are made
up of 1900 men and 1000 hor-
SEES; the new United States di-
vision at maximum strength
will be composed of 1926 men,
1884 horses, and 1875 mules.
Equipment Cost $9,OOO,OOO
The average layman has lit
tie conception of the various u
nits which go to make up an in
fantry division or the enormous
cost of its equipment. Accord
ing to estimates made two years
ago, the cost of fully quipping
a division amounts to $685. $50,
but since that time the cost OF
materials has advanced so great
ly that a conservative estimate
requires the addition of 20 pei
cent to this amount, making the
total in excess of $4,000, 900,
and this takes into consideration
the immense saving effected by
the council of national defense
in providing for the purchase by
the government of munitions
and equipment at a profit to the
manufacturers not to exceed II
per cent, which is far less thar
the profits ordinarily realized OF
materials sold in the world mar
kets.
A Division and Its Equipment
The new United States arm,
divisions will be composed of tn
following units: Three infantr.
brigades, 1859 officers an.
men; one field artillery brigade
) 4,030 officers and men; one reg
|. iment of cavalry, 1879 officer
and men, 1,541 horses; on
: regiment of engineers, 100.
officers and men; one field sig
nal battalion, 259 officers an
men; one aero squadron, 173 of
ficers and men, IL aeroplanes
total, 25,871 officers and men
total with wagon trains, 1928
officers and men, or, total wit
motor trains, 28,334 officers an
! men.
g The number of commissions
Q officers in a division is 817, wit
80 additional officers for tn
wagon trains 80 if the divisio
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C. Rogers, Executor.

C. Rogers, Executor.
Greene, S. NJ, Jr., minor, S. M.
Green, Curator.
E%dmOndsOu, Floyd, minor, George
W Foster, Curator.
Edmondson, Raymond, minor, Henry
c. Chiles, Public Curator.
Gilhaus, William, deceased. Ida
Gilhaus, Executrix.
VanMeter, Helen, ct. al, minors,
James Jackson, Curator.
Niemann, Gottlieb, deceased, Her
man Niemann, Adm. with will an
nexed.
Lewis, Albert, of unsound mind,
Dan G. Jackson, Guardian.
18th Day, Friday, May 25th, 1917.
Bush, Eugene D., minor, Henry c..
Chiles, Public Curator.
Campbell, Lymrick, minor, Ellis G..
Campbell, Curator.
Twente, julius, ct. al. minors, ]. H.
Chas. Kronshage, Curator.
Sandring, Arthur w. Sandring,
minor, Alwena W. Sandring, Cura-
trix.
Helms, Victor, ct. al, minors, Chas.
H. Helms, Curator.
Wakeman, Davie Eugenia, minor,
Mamie R Ramsey, Curatrix.
Taylor, Roy and Ralph, minors,
Daniel Hoefer, Curator.
Ritter, Webster g., ct. al, minors,
Martin Uphaus, Curator.
Johnson, A. Clark, minor, Thos. R.
Taylor, Curator.
Parks, Edward Francis, of unsound
mind, Walter w. Ashford, Guardian.
18th Day, Saturday, May 26th, 1917.
Dittmer, Herman and Emil, minors,
Rebecca Dittmer, Curatrix.
Kuhne, William B., minor, Henry
Kuhne, Curator.
Bergman, Alvin, minor, Louisa
Bergman, Curatrix.
Bergman, Hugo minor, Louise
Bergman, Curatrix.
Martens, Mabel, ct. al, minors
Catharine Martens, Curatrix.
Dolan, Ollie, minor, W. H. Bruer
Curator.
Schultz, Henry of unsound mind
Henry C. Chiles, Public Guardian.
jackson, Thos., of unsound mind
Henry c.. Chiles, Public Guardian.
Cereoyich, John Peter, ct. al.
minors, Henry C. Chiles, Public Cura
tor.
Surel, Rene, deceased, Henry C
Chiles, Public Administrator.
18th Day, Monday, May 2sth, 1917.
Davidson, Louis, minor, Henry c
Chlles, Public Curator.
Mister, Dora, Of unsound mind, c
A. Keith, Guardian.
Atteberry, Estelle, minor, E. N
Hopkins, Curator.
Duebbert, Eugene H, minor, Elme
C. Duebbert, Curator.
Horstmann, Martha, deceased, Dan
iel Hoefer, Executor.
l hereby certify that the above i
a true copy of the Docket for the Ma.
Term, 1917, of the Probate Court o
Lafayette County, Missouri, as set b.
the Judge of the Probate Court, thi
22nd day of March, 1917.
|. (sEAL) STEPHEN N. WILSON
Judge of the Probat
|. Court for Lafayett
County, Missouri.
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MIKE MALO & COMPANY

10th St.. between Main and Franklin
Big sale on Bananas Saturday only
20c per doxs or 2 dor. for 35c
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Sink q eIa Greek Ship.

New York, May 9.-The Greek
steamship %Pafthenon, which left New
York April IA for Hayre. has been
sunk by a German submarine with a
loss Of 4 million dollars in vessel and
cargo, according to word received here
today by the owners
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PROBATE COURT DOCKET.
May Term, 1917.

LIST Day, Monday, May l4th, 1917.
Sailing, Diedrich, deceased, Robert
F. Sailing, Administrator.
Hacker, William s., deceased, JOS
eph M. Hacker, Administrator.
KEN, Malinda, deceased, A. j. Stan
field, Administrator.
Thomas, FINS, deceased, Lucinda
Thomas, Executrix.
Hollis, Velara, deceased, James A.
Hollis, Executor.
Neff, John H., deceased, James
Henry Neff, Executor.
Strother, Lucy A., deceased, G. W.
StrOther, Administrator.
Laughlin, A.. W., deceased, Thos. R.
Taylor, Executor.
End Day, Tuesday, May 18th, 1917.
Wolfenbarger, James c., deceased,
John NJ. Wolfenbarger, Administrator.
Kessler, Rudolph H., deceased,
Marie Kessler, Executrix.
Kelly, James G., deceased, M. T.
Kelly, Administrator.
Zentmeyer, Alice, deceased, Mary
E. Page, Administrator.
Kimmick, Leo, deceased, Albert
Kimmick, Executor.
Cramer, Della, deceased, Joseph l..
Youngs, Administrator.
Wright, Levin B., deceased, Eliza j.
Wright, Executrix.
A~shcraft, John, deceased, Frank
Ashcraft, Administrator.
3rd Day, Wednesday, May 10th, 1917.
Wahl, Sophia, deceased, John Wahl,
Administrator.
Mcdowell, Theresa, ct. al, minors,
Frank Mcdowell, Guardian Curator.
Won Claim, Claus, deceased, ]. G.
W. Fisher, Executor.
Urine, Mildred E., ct. al, minors, E.
B. Vaughan, Curator.
Erdmann, August, ST., deceased,
Samuel Erdmann, Executor.
VIM, William B., a person of un-
sound mind, Chas. G. Meinershagen
Guardian.
Davis, Tilton, Deceased, Eugenia
M. Davis, Executrix.
Lewis, Emily E., deceased, Thos.
A. Walker, Administrator.
Hainkel, Albert s., deceased, Emma
Hainkel, Administrators.
Gordon, Samuel, deceased, John H,
Dierker, Administrator.
Gordon, Harriet, deceased, John
H. Dierker, Administrator.
4th Day, Thursday, May 18th, 1917.
Tempel, Louise, deceased, Ernest
H. Tempel, Administrator.
Gray, Frank NJ, deceased, James H
and F. R. Gray, Administrators.
Eagan, Clay & Eugene, minors
Lee J. Slusher, Curator.
Eagan, David H., deceased, Annie
M. Eagan, Administrative.
Simpson, Charles l., deceased
Joseph D. Simpson, Administrator.
Hughes, H. H., deceased, R. L
Hughes, Administrator.
Warner, Milton, deceased, Elizabeth
Catherine Warner, Administrative.
Files, Jumina, deceased, Luther c
Files, Administrator.
Brueegenjohann, Benz. A., minor
Henry Brueggenjohann, Curator.
Brueggenjohann, Hugo, deceased
Henry Brueggenjohann, Administra.
tor.
5th Day, Friday, May 18th, 1917.
Schaefer, August, deceased, Johl
H. Dierker, Executor.
Ruppel, Andrew, deceased, William
AuL, Sry Executor.
Frerking, Fritz, deceased, Malind'
Frerking, Executrix.
Ashcraft, w. O., deceased, BETTE
M. Ashcraft, Executrix.
Starr, Orville K, minor, AdOlphu.
M. Starr, Curator.
Henning, Walter v. and Anna Lou
ella, minors, Joseph F. Newland
Curator.
Hulver, Georgia Frances, minor
George M. Hulver, Curator.
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Three Norwegian Ships Down.

London. May 9--The Norwegian
foreign office reports the Norwegian
steamships ToIska. Vale and Tromp
sunk BY German submarines, says q
Central News despatch.
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brackmann, Alvin H. ct. al, minors,
Emile G. Brackmann, Curatrix.
Williams, Henry, deceased, Willie
F. Williams, Executrix.
9Th Day, Saturday, May 18th, 1917.
Nistendirk, Henry ST., deceased,
Elizabeth Nistendirk, Executrix.
Jungklaus, Louis, deceased, Emily
Jungklaus and Gustav H. Deke, Ad-
ministrators.
Horstmann, Carl, deceased, Carl F.
W. Hortsmann, Administrator.
Klostermann, Fritz, deceased, EN-
lie Klosterman, Administrative.
Gassen, Elizabeth, deceased, Louis
Gassen, Administrator.
Payne, Edward B, minor, Kellis
Payne, Curator.
Volz, Therese, deceased, U. G.
Phetzing, Executor.
Campbell, James, F., deceased,
Lenoir c. Carter, Administrators.
Richardson, Cynthia A., deceased,
W. 7. Jenkins, Administrator.
Harris, Bernice, minor, W. H. Har-
ris, Curator.
18th Day, Monday, May 21st, 1917.
Paris, Jennie, deceased, j. D. Ball,
Executor.
W~alkwitz, Margaret, deceased,
Samuel Walkwitz, Administrator.
Tackitt, Frances, ct. al, minors, H.
W. McNeel, Curator.
Buehner, Lorens, minor, Mary
Buehner, Curatrix.
Dennis, Lucy j., deceased, James A.
Dennis, Administrator.
Osborn, George W, deceased, Rosa
L. Osborn, Administrative.
Greasy, Charles R., deceased, D. P.
Goodwin and W. A. Renick, Admin
istrators.
Summers, Sophia, NJ, deceased,
Clyde E. Summers, Administrator.
Meng, Elmira, deceased, Edwin R,
Meng, Executor.
Bell and Greer, partnership, John ].
Greer, Administrator.
9Th Day, Tuesday, May 22nd, 1917.
Kresse, John, deceased, Annie
Kresse, Administrative.
Detert, Clarence and Ralph, minors
julius Detert, Curator.
Wakeman, VIM. S., deceased, Claim
of Addie Wakeman VS.. Estate.
Campbell, William H., deceased.
Mamie Campbell, Executrix.
Weber, Albert, deceased, Naomi R,
Weber, Executrix.
Healy, Daniel, deceased, Thomas
Mcintyre, Executor.
Wakeman, William S., deceased.
George w. Wakeman, Administrator.
Marshall, Phillip B., deceased, Mary
E. Marshall, Administrative.
Murray, Martha A., deceased, E
N. Hopkins, Adm. pendente lite.
ShafeT, Ruby, minor, Lulu Shafer
Curatrix.
9th Day, Wednesday, May 23rd, 1917
Howe, Joseph R., ct. al, minors
Sallie Howe, Curatrix.
Hancock, Rebecca, deceased, Ralph
D. George, Adm. de bonis non witt
will annexed.
Graves, Lillian NJ, ct. al, minors
Elizabeth Graves, Curatrix.
Smith, Lou F., deceased, Margare
Helm, Admx. with will annexed.
Strong, Charles, deceased, Nor'
Strong, Administrative.
Perry, Thomas, deceased, Joseph b
Perry, Administrator.
Laurandos, Frank G., deceased
Henry C. Chiles, Public Administra
tor.
Corder, James s., deceased, Mar,
Corder, Administrators.
Colyer, Ellen, deceased, Lille Fer
guson, Executrix.
LANCE, Anna, deceased, Fritz LangC
Adm. with will annexed.
10th Day, Thursday, May Gath, 1911
Helm, Walter f., deceased, jaime
e. Helm, Administrator.
Hampton, Albert s., deceased, Han
vey N. Brown, Administrator.
Rogers, Alfred E., deceased, Hug
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Mr.. and Mrs. 2. A. Wright
spent Sunday in Kansas City.
The Washington herald., 1917-11-28
OUR FAMILY.
BY Kid Brother Howard

My big brother Charley saves
me from licking lots of kids in
ftes because they no he's my
big brother an he'd get after
them If they touched me onct.
Charley is always chasin me to
hoam when he sees me someplace.
He 'acts like he don't want peepul
to think hes my brother or i'm hism.
1 seen him talking to some girls on
the corner the other mite wen 1
was coming from the butchers an 1
said come on heam charley we got
weenes for supper tonite an he got
red-faced and said beet 1t kid an 4
herd the girls asst who was an
charley said got red some more an
said he didn't no, some kid aroun
the nayborhood. jes a fresh pesty
Kid. / got the dikins from him wen
he came hoam write after me for
because l was wearin won of his
nee ties an why did ack SO smart
when he was tellin them ladies how
two get by a street they wanted two
get two. an jes let paw here about
that an see, what I'D get, so 4 didn't
say nothin about them women as
and he sed could ware the
nee ty til 1t was bed time an don't
ware them no more.
The Washington herald., 1917-11-28

start. He stands. overcoat open, one
hand In pocket, other one busy
~erocheting his teeth with a tooth pick.
He looks things over while his friend
Is rolling a tack. Now the mono
logue: There's a bus, Joe; l hear
they lost lot Of kale on. They went
wrong on the engine on this output,
q friend of mine was telling me.
Y'know. they made their best car in
l912 Anyhow, wouldn't own one.
No sir! Not me. Take that Rice
Rolls that's the boat for me. If
I couldn't own a regular car I'd get
along without one and let the others
chug along. 1 don't know much
about these small time carts. I don't
want to waste time looking 'em over.
Ne for the class chariot" etc. etc
After work we see this bird with the
cloud IDEAS. hanging out the window
on the back platform of the car
looking over" the boats as thev
amble past. And he also has a tigSt
hold on his transfer.
The Washington herald., 1917-11-28
THE "SWELL CAR" TURKEY.
MR.. l. KNOWITT.

We don't like to remind you of this
egg. hangnails. and disagreeable
The Washington herald., 1917-11-28

JplnBS, DuI Will
1t be all right
just this once?
Thanks! \ youth
is seen coming
out Of a dairy
lunch with a
frie n d. CSall
right, we eat in
'em ours e | f.
We'll 49, ma