Omaha daily bee., 1917-03-25
Exposures
By Kilowatt-

TT MIGHT just be possible that H. NJ
Thomas manager of the Strand theater.
will soon be in the market for a wig.
- Yes. sir, It's fact. The course of hui
II some kind-hearted individual will go to
him and talk him OUT of the idea of
writing poetry ads. 1t would have been bet
Afforded e the opportunity or seeing him
write them. Collar off. shirt sleeves up
and a hand full Of hair: he sure was a sight
for Mack Sennett. 1t has been said:
There is pleasure In poetic pains
Which only poets know
Ing q grand and glorious time.
VIII the party what lost the Easter rab-
bit in the Sun theater please call for same
at opcsI Harry
sitting there on his desk. with its loving
eyes following his every move. A favor
will be conferred on the managemen,t, II the
ment and relieve him of the pet 1t is said
he is neglecting his duties to care for It.
It is announced; however that younger r1I ger
himself In an eastern college and has made
the debating team
It was announced last week In this COL
umn that "Curley" Calvert of Bluebird fame
was In Excelsior Springs regaining his
health. However 1t seems that It was was
all hope for his recovery is gone forever.
Sh! Shl 1t Is not to be generally known, but
he was quietly married YESTERDAY n d after
but he really has gone and done it, at last.
He always did say that his nest lacked g.
mate, and IL you happen to see slender
'chirpy'' as a bird, that's him-"Bluebird
Calvert"
What is the masculine gender of "vam'
In a recent Balboa picture Director Henry
King asked Captain Leslie Peacock OF the
scenario staff to do the part of the man
"" Il really think said Captain Peacock.
after a moments elaboration, "that
peacock would make very poor chicken
right right It certainly sounds better than ne
vampire"
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night
And we might remark in passing that ons
Of the greatest pests In the world 10 the
movie fan who knows what salary each
star gets.
Mabel Walker Williams. who ran away
| from her home in Squeedunck to enact the
| role of the French maid In Maybe She
Wasn't to Blame Is back ts watns table PIE
| prominent.
movie actor can never tell Wndt soTt
| of part he will be called on to portray. A
| good example of this is Edward Connolly.
| who was for fifteen years on Broadway and
recognized as one of the best eccentric
comedians In the business. In "The Great
| Secret" which features Bushman ana
| Bayne, he is DR.. Zulphy, q deep-dyed VII
| lain. Such is the life OF a movie actor.
More P. A. stuff: Polly Moran Of Key
| stone fame is reported as having swallowed
| n bottle of ink in THE Stain of Fame" bur
It has ihter been reported that she 10 all
| right again.
| Why Is It that some people will 60 to q
circus and spend a dollar or two. almost
get crushed In the mob. have their eyes in
| two or three places at once. spoil their
disposition generally and say they had a
| good time and din't miss a thing and then
crab at picture show when they only
spend one or two little thin dimes?
ST feel as II had just concluded 8 trip
around the world" remarked Essanays ia :
nous comedian, upon his arrival in Los
| Angeles from Chicago. THE vastness of
| this great country is amazing. Why, It re-
quired longer time to cross some of the
states than 1t does to cross entire nations in
| Europe" Thanks Mr.. Under, thanks.