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South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20
LITTLE BORBIE'S PA.
Nv William r. Kirk.

he STD TO his wife, this is the big
Loon that broak up my lectur or
HyGene.
What are YOU talking about? sed
Pa. lie was kind of red in the
face.
You know what I am talking
about, oil rite. all rite, sed Mister
Sorgum. I was addressing a open
air meeting or the CRATE good OF
open air for the helth & on the
danger of getting in Drafts he
said, when you calm along & horn
ed in. How did you like the littel
touch of High Life 1 gaiv YOU? he
asked pa.
thot YOU were talking asgenst
En-listing, sed Pa, & that is why
II stopped you.
You meen That is why I stopped
you, sed Mister Sorgum. l handed
you sumth1ng that viii last a week.
anyhow. Ii is a funny note, he
sed. if a Docktor cant address u
crowd on the value of helth & the
danger OF catch ing coalds in drafts,
without sum Fat-hed cumming
along K spoil-ing everything
Their Ma < Aissus Sorgum bee
gan to laff.
My deer husband calm hoam, sed
Ma, & toald me he stopped a anti
draft meeting. He herd yure hUs-
hand talking about a draft & my
deer old Bonehed thOt he was a
Passifst. sed Ma. My husband is
vary thick OH sum things. sed Ma.
You must forgive Kim.
For yurc saik we viii gladly for
give 6 forget, sed Missus Sorgum.
That is, she sec, if yuIe husband
can forgive my husband for hand
ing him that mussed up Faice she
sed.
& then ey ery-body LATED excep
Ia.
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20

detect a scar ndal that viii arouse
the nation.
center during the next few months.
but the state will prosper great
ly.
Persons whose birthdate ii is
should be very careful in all busi-
ness matters during the coming
year, which may be troublesome.
Children born on this day may
be inclined to waste money in
pleasure. These subjects of Virgo
are on the cusp and partake of
Libra characteristics.
Copyright, 1910
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20
THE MELTING POT
tCone Take Pot Luck With Us"
FTTTRE s AFEGUARDs.


& comp
Their playing hampered by obscurty
They smashed rnning the tables Of the
all NOR a
To consistency Of deeds
sole and only tue
Let endeavor apply with objects OF our own.
men wit board
bend factions and old
each its spec privilege
nd
obliterate the sacred spheres Of trade,
tariff which frOwn
goodwill going forth as well as coming in
For surely as one people seek
Some othe will aris selfish
Baker.
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20
Easy Lessons in
French for the
Soldier Boys Who
Go to France
These articles will appear
daily in The News Times.
Cut them out and preserve
them for future reference.
LESSON NO. fl.
SOME COMMON PHRASES IN
FRENCH.

Given first in English. second in
French. third the pronunciation.
want 10 wash-Je veux me
laver-Zheh WI tu as in butt mu
lah-Vsh.
Speak slowly. please-Parlez
iente- -ments. s'il vous plait-Par-leh
lonc-mOng 81 VOC pleh.
VIII you point II out 10 me -
Veuillez vous me le indiQuer svec le
doigt ?--Nu-ee-yea VOC mu lu an
deekay ah-vek ~ dwat9 tu as in
butt
Are there German troops near
here?-Y a-t-il des trouPes allie
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20

Two fourteen old Berkeley. Calf. boys have
killed because she old, very dirty, and
good anyhow. and professors of California univer
sty are studying the psychology OF it, We hgure out
boys so killing folks because they're dirty
there's a reversal in boys.
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20

The Prussian is oorn cruel arc civilization viii
make him a savage" Goethe. And eivilIzat on
IS engaged in making him good savage.
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20

Importance of the Germans capture of Riga de-
pends mostly upon what they in the Of sup
plies. NaPoIeon captured Moscow. and II ruined him.
South Bend news-times., 1917-09-20

What's become OF the old-fashioned farmer who
said there money for him in 81 wheat?
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-02-05
DID YOU KNOW

After all, the world is a small place
unless your hat blows of.
And then again poetry of motion"
is the kind that's always going from
one editor to another.
No matter how good a jumper you
are. and even with a pair of stills, its
some job to hurdle a string of lies.
Great Britain has 4,5O0 licensed
aviators, Uncle Sam less than 500.
In Paris merchants are employing
disabled aviators to deliver goods in
the suburbs by airplane.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-02-05

CAPT. RUSSELL AND OTHERS
HIT IN POLICE SHAKEUP
Chief SchUettler started cleaning
out ''the worst police district in the
world" last night when he shook up
the East Chicago av. station.
Capt. Billy Russell, friend of the
ThompsOn-Lundin political clan, was
sent to Maxwell st., Capt. John J.
Ryan taking his place. Into Ryan's
place at South Clark st. was sent
Capt. Mullin Of Maxwell st. Capt.
RUsselIs principal aids, LeUts. Jas.
Walsh and Fred Holzer, were also
transferred. Walsh goes to North
Halsted st. and HOlzer to Town Hall.
Another surprise was the transfer
to Lieut.. Mike Delaney, for five years
head Of the vehicle bureau. He is
sent to the New City station. Serg't
Patrick Ward is the new boss Of the
vehicle bureau. Delaney has been
the target of several attacks by
States Atty Hoyne. Other trans
fers:
Lieutenants
Luke }. GaTTlck, Town Hall to East
Chicago.
Patrick T. McCauley, South Clark
to East Chicago.
Jacob Reich, North Halsted to
Irving Park.
Ira ]. Mcdowell, Canalport to Fill
more.
Patrick Kelliher, New City to Ca
nalpOTt.
Senior Detective Sergeants
Martin F. Rogers, headquarters to
detective bureau.
James ]. Duffy, detective bureau
to Stanton avenue.
Augustus w. Sharp, Stanton aye
nue. to detective bureau.
Detective Sergeant William M.
Parker, Cragin to East Chicago.
Patrol Sergeant Harry ]. Kellogg,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-02-05

Count Tarnowski is the new Aus
trian ambassador to the United
States and has just arrived here to
take the place Of the recalled envoy,
DR.. Dumba. If the submarine crisis
results in our severing diplomatic re-
latiOns with all central powers, Tar
nOwski will have to turn right
around and 90 back home.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-02-05

Arkansas senate taboos liquor ad-
vertisements. Pretty soon John
Barleycorn's only way Of getting ac-
quainted will be through personal in
PRODUCTION.
Arizona republican., 1917-11-17

Today ay'sProgral11
 at the
 State Fair
 Automobile
 Day
 SATURDAYS PROGRAM q:0o~a. m.-Main gates open. 9:3o a. m-Exhibit buildings thrown open.
 9:45 a. m.-Einals in cowboy sports program start in center field.
 1O:00 a. m-Tractor demonstra- tion on Starkweather ranch. op- posite-the fair grounds.
 Afternoon
 100 ?. m-Time trials at one mile.
 1.15 n. m.-One mile exhibition by Hazel Nichols from flying start. Miss Nichols is the champion wo- man auto driver of the world. 1:90 D. m.-Don Johns, worlds champion motorcycle rider, will at tempt to shatter the worlds rec ords at one. five and ten miles. 200 D. m.-F'iat submarine and Blitzen Benz, the worlds fastest motor cars in a match race at one mile
 2:15 D. m.-Match race between Hudson, with Breed at wheel; Sun ray. with Lampl1in at wheel, and Sweeney Special, with Wild Bill Endicott at the wheel
 2:3o D. m-Australian pursuit race. limited to ten miles. In this event. as soon as one car passes another, the second machine must drop from the race.
 2:45 D. m.-Speed trials at world records at one. two, three, four and five miles. Breed, LamplSin and Endicott will drive the Hudson, Fiat and Benz, respectively in these events.
 The present records are as fol- lows: One mile, 46 1-5 seconds; two miles. 1:32 23-5 seconds, three miles. 2:274-5 seconds; four miles, BIT 1-5 seconds; five miles, 4:06 35 sec onds.
 3:45 D. m.-25-mile free-for- all, professional.
 4:15-Auto polo contest between original American and British polo teams.
 4:45 D. m.-25m mile free-for all. Arizona cars only.
Arizona republican., 1917-11-17

Old tops recovered and repaired. We specialize on-the new plate glass curtain lights.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

For Rent. Eight room house.
Mrs. A. +. Harling.
Eat at Jacks.
Vote Tuesday for James Robertson
for Mayor.-Adv.
For Sale. Choice residence lot.
east front, two blocks west of NJ. f..
church. Inquire at this office.
Eat at Jacks.
Broken Lenses accurately dupli-
Gated while you wait. Eyes exam
med and frames fitted.-Yaeger's
Optical Parlor.
81 in cash to any person bringing
to my store a standard make watch
| cannot repair.-Guy +. Hanson.
For Sale. New barn. 14x1S. also
new buggy. CAN at this office.
City delivery. Phone 2220.
Wanted. Scrap iron. Market
good. Madison Iron and Metal com
pany Phone 2159.
Wanted. Team work OF all kinds.
blowing gardens. gravel for sale de
livered, digging cellars a speciality.
-Rumrill & Larson. Phone 3745.
For Sale. July or early kherson
and Canadian seed oats. medium red
and alsike clover. We also have tim
othy and clover mixed at 1928 per
bushel-Union Grain & Seed COM
pany.
Don't fail TO see the Brownie Band
Friday night.
See Hazel Olstad as "Leda" in the
Brownie Band.
Fresh cocoanuts. 10 and Is cents
each at Earle's.
M. d. McGillivray, the Junius mer-
chant. was a business visitor in Mad
ison today.
Father Stecher. of Howard. spent
the day in Madison. calling on Mgr.
Flynn.
New advertisements today Lyric
Theater. Guy +. Hanson. Imperial
Theater.
Found. Pocketbook containing
v|aluables. Apply at Nerdahl's pop
corn wagon.
A license TO marry was issued to.
day to Oscar Jardet. of Lake Preston.
and Esther Jensen. Of Howard.
For Rent. Forty acres good corn
ground. on road to Lake Madison;
either cash or shares. A. Stevens.
Oranges at a snap. One OF the best
packs. large SO cent size, $50 dozen
TO sell at 40 cents per dozen. This
is really a bargain Earle Kelley.
Phone 214O.
The Sioux City Tribune announces
the issuance of a marriage license in
that city to Wilbur II. Torrey, of Ute,
Ia. and Bernice Stoltzman, of Mad
ison, $. ID.
Regular meeting Madison chapter
No. 6. O. +. S. Tuesday evening,
Work in the degrees. Will begin
promptly AT 7:30.-Goldie Schmidt,
W. M
Honey, Is cents per comb. Good
pure honey, has been kept a little
too cold .-Earle Kelley. Phone 214O.
Bulk sweet peas. dwarf and tall
nasturtium seeds. fresh.-Earle KEEL
ley. Phone 2140.
Milo Avery, of Norfolk. Neb.,
spent Sunday with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. S. H. Avery, departing for
his home by a morning train. Mr..
Avery had been transacting business
i'm the north part of the state.
Something of a ARE souvenir vas
received by mail today by Mel
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

B%jornstad. a cocoanut in the original
husk as picked from the tree. The
souvenir was Sent by Miss Bertha
Erickson, his niece. from Palm
Beach, Fla.
1t is said that YESTERDAY was a day
of the best fishing with the least
fish caught of any for many a long
day. Many went L the lake for a
mess of succulent bullheads. but few
of the ugly things were drawn from
the water.
At last it has come about. George
NJ. Cohan, Americas most popular
star, in motion pictures. Having
reached the very top rung of his the
atrical ladder of success not only as
an actor. but as an author and pro-
Queer. George NJ. Cohan has finally
turned to the silent drama as a new
field of conquest, so TO speak. In
order to display his very best efforts
before the motion picture camera.
the famous Yankee Doodle Boy" Sc
lected his greatest stage hit. Broad
way Jones'" as his initial vehicle in
the motion picture field. The film
has just recently been completed in
Mr.. Cohan's New York studio and
will be presented by Aircraft Pic
lures at the Imperial theater Mon
day, April 16.
Since our last report of the Lake
county Belgian relief fund the fol-
lowing names and amounts have been
added to the list: Mrs. NJ. Cosgrove.
$12; Madison Mill, $12; w. l..
Thompson q company, $12; NJ. F.
Berther. S12; Joseph, Mary and
Agnes Berther. S12. The committee
expresses satisfaction with progress.
Born on the 4th Of July. it is easy
to understand George NJ. Cohan's
great patriotism. This also undoubt-
eddy explains his love for firecrack-
ers. brass bands and other noise
making mediums. At his new mo-
ton picture studio shortly after he
had commenced work on his first
photoplay for Aircraft. Broadway
Jones" the studio manager. realizing
the effect the hammering of car
penters on adjoining sets usually
has upon newcomers. inquired if the
din annoyed him. Annoy NEE
laughed George NJ. II like it. It's
great" Imperial theater. Monday.
April 16.
For running his automobile under
a last years license, Ivan Callies was
arrested Friday in Sioux Falls. He
had gone from Madison, and the po-
lice of that city saw the age of the
plate. He was in This city today.
making arrangements for his return
this afternoon. when his appearance
was SET for.
Marguerite Snow. the well known
screen fayorite. has the honor of be
ing George NJ. Cohan's leading lady
in his first Aircraft %photoplay
broadway JONES' in which she pOr-
trays the role Of Josie Richards, the
pretty stenographer at the Jones gum
factory. who shows the wild youth
the right path. Born in Savannah.
Ga. and educated in Denver, Colo,
Miss Snow became an actress at an
early age. Following a notable stage
career she achieved wide prominence
in motion pictures. her characterize
ton of the Countess Zudora in The
Million Dollar Mystery" being Well
remembered. Miss Snow makes an
ideal Josie" in broadway Jones. "
and it is felt that her portrayal in
this subject will prove n of the
features Of the photoplay. Imperial
theater Monday, April l6.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

crowd TO accomplish their loading.
Amid wild shouting and crash of
music the train drew out, bearing to
their scenes of activity the young ad-
venturers. The crowd dispersed, but
in the streets men retained the inn
preston made on them by the de
parture of something of the youth
and manhood, and felt again the mar
tial heat and wild JOY of the male
human when it joins its feeble units
in that tremendous force called, for
want of a word of stronger signifi-
canoe, the navy.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
NOTICE TO
OWNERS.

If you run your cars on your old
1916 numbers after April Is, 1917.
you will be dealt with according to
the laws of the state.
Your receipt from the county
treasurer. that you have applied for
a license will not allow you to oper-
ate your car on the public road.
Dealers paper numbers cannot be
used. Nothing but the regulation
metal plates will be allowed.
E. A. Keller, Sheriff.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
LOCAL NEWS.

Eat at Jacks.
Vote Tuesday for James Robertson
for MaNor.-Adv
Good work team for sale. j. ).
Thompson. phone 1867.
For Sale. Fancy Barred Rock
eggs-J. W. Terwilliger.
For Sale. Second hand twin mo.
Observation-Disclosures Repair shop.
The twins are coming.-Geo. Beck,
Furniture.
Gravel and black dirt furnished.
| haul ashes. cans and rubbish.
Phone Roy Beesley.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE CLAIMS
FOURTEEN OF MADISON'S
YOUNG CITIZENS.
LEAVE FOR OMAHA TO-DAY
LARGE CROWD ESCORTS BOYS
TO DEPOT THIS MORNING
TEARS AND CHEERS.
ID THE FLAG.

Nertus w. Elfert
William T.. Brinker
Oscar Thompson
Paul Hollister
Hugh N. Bourne
Vernon Thomas
Kenneth A. BiXler
Julius Matt
Sebastian Archer
Frank Welch
John HuXford
Anton j. WelCh
Chester ID. Reynolds
Adelbert Cooper
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

All friends Of St. Katherine's guild
are invited to eat supper with them
at the Methodist church Wednesday
evening at $50 y. m. Following Is
the menu.
Meat Loaf. with Dressing
E%scalloped Potatoes Vegetable Salad
Home Made Rolls Jelly
Dessert Coffee
Price, 35 cents. Many fancy ar
ticles on sale.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
HANDS WANTED In WEST
ERN CANADA.

Mr.. J.. j. McGrath, of Western
Canada, will be in Madison, at the
Lake Park hotel. from 2 p. m,
Thursday, April 10, until A p. m,
Friday, April 20,to give information
as to wages and special rates to farm
laborers in western Canada.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

Children suffering from worms are
dull and irritable. pun and weak. often
grind their teeth and cry out in sleep,
being a constant source of worry to
their parents. Kickapoo Worm Killer is
a mild laxative remedy in candy tablet
form that children like TO take. Prompt
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

Foley Cathartic Tablets. q wholesome
physic, thoroughly cleanse the bowels.
sweeten the stomach, tone up the liver
For indigestion. biliousness. bad breath.
bloating, gas, or constipation. no remedy
is more highly recommended. DO not
grippe nor nauseate. Give stout persons
a light. free feeling. Sold everywhere.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

necessary in the city to have the
cows punched up about 30 or 80 in
a place to be tested. All dairy cows
must be tested before May first. For
particulars call on j. NJ. Duff. health
officer.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
TO THE PUBLIC.

You are cordially invited to attend
a benefit dance for the Normal Ath-
letic association to be given in the
Normal gymnasium Tuesday. the e
enteenth.-Committee.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

ly effective, IL kills and removes the
worm from the system. Irregular APP
petite and bowel movement, lack of
interest Ia play are sure signs of worms.
Relieve your child OF this burden. AT
all druggists, Csc.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16

The deputy state veterinarian is in
the city testing cows. 1t costs moth
ing and if a COW is found infected
the state pays for her. 1t will be
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-04-16
THE CITY.
FORECAST.

Rain or snow tonight and
Tuesday; not much change i'm
temperature.
Arizona republican., 1917-05-27
NOTICE bOOM|N SALE IF SMITH
 FORM TRUCK

Statesmen for every line of automo- piles have discovered a boon in the Smith Form a Truck.
 The Smith Form Truck attach ment, more than any other factor, is aiding the car salesman to surmo1nt that old obstacle-the partly used ma chine" according to the Harmon Mo tor Co.,, local representative of the Smith Motor Truck corporation. Heretofore, when a dealer handling one line desired to sell his car to an owner of another make, he laced the problem of the disposition or the pros pects' old machine. There was the necessary dickering to be done and an inevitable sacrifice in the turning in of the old car upon the new. All the difficulty is removed through the agency of the Smith Form-a Truck
 "The salesman needs only to suggest that the prospective buyer take his machine to the nearest Smith Motor Truck service station and have it con- verted into commercial car. In prac- tically all instances, the power plants in these machines are capable of de- veloping even greater power than that of the new Ford, so that his converted vehicle will have long and useful life as a truck and will be in as great a demand as the new truck.
 By this method the owner of the used car makes a useful article o;it of an almost dead 1oss if he is in the transportation business, and if he is not, he has machine which he can sell quickly and at a higher price than would be the case if he had not con- verted his antiquated and decrepit car into producing asset
Arizona republican., 1917-05-27
SPEEDWAY RECORDS DEPEND MUCH UPON
 T|RE EFFICIENCY

New speedway records now depend as much upon the efficiency of tire makers as on the automobile manu- facturer according to Barney Oldfield, veteran race driver and holder of many records. Speedway racing has reached a point where improved residence en- durance and balance in tires are neces- sary for increased speed, so Oldfild says.
 sarY for increased speed. so Oldfield has taken part in very few contest events, devoting his efforts to time trials and exhibition driving. This year, however. he intends to take an active part in all the big auto races. He is working out daily on the big speedway at Cincinnati in preparation for the Decoration Day contest in that city.
 Oldfield recently visited the Fire stone factories to inspect the making of the new Firestone cord tires, which he will use in all his races this year. He expressed the opinion that this new Firestone product was certain to prove itself equal to any speedway test, and reaffirmed his intentions of retaining his old slogan 'Firestones tires are my only life insurance"
 The veteran driver will pilot a new
Arizona republican., 1917-05-27

full In case of subscribers service with the company terminates the com pany, unless fully repaid, within three months thereafter for advances. in- cluding interest made on his or her subscription will assume such sub scription and will return to the sub scriber such amounts heretofore de- ducted from salary payments with in- Lerest thereon at the rate of three and one-half per cent per annum. This means that every dollar repaid to the ouInpany Dy subscribers will be earning interest at the rate of three and one half per cent per annum from the time of it's repayment and on account of the tax exemption feature the bonds at this rate of interest will be above the average generally paid by savings banks. The Southern Pacific company has subscribed for $5,000 900 of these bonds on it's own account.
 EPES RANDOLPH.
Arizona republican., 1917-05-27
SCOTTSDA[E WORKS
 FUR THE RED CROSS

SCOTTSDALE, May 27.-Misses Mabel and Alice Waggoner have been enjoying a delightful house party at the home of Misses Leonora and Adeline Caldwell. Amusements have consisted of riding, motoring and visit ing the Normal school at Tempe. On Thursday night Mrs. Caldwell asked a few friends in to meet the young people, the list including Miss Carriebel Parker and Miss Danny Parker of Tempe, MT. and Mrs. Edward Caldwell, Edwin Brown, Will Hollister and Robyn Johnston. Games and taffy pulling formed the evenings entertainment.
 Mrs. Ellen Cash and Miss Anna Cash left Friday for a short visit in Mesa. Mrs. Vanderhoof accompanied them and joined her husband, who has been in that locality for several days in the interest of the American Baptist Pub lication society.
 A merry group of yohpg girls com posed of Mary Embry, May Donaldson and Zena Embry motored to Mcdowell Friday as the guests of Mrs. Hattie Caldwell. delightful picnic dinner was an interesting feature of the trip.
 Miss Winifred Tisdale of Santa Bar bara is the pleasant guest of Miss Bea- trice krallman.- Frank Krallman of Needles, is also a visitor in the Krall- man home.
 MT. and Mrs. Edward l.. Smith, Miss Marguerite Shepard, R. w. Shepard and Peter Lassen comDosed a thaater party who enjoyed "A Daughter of the Gods" in Phoenix Wednesday night Y Leslie Wood of San Rafael, who has been the guest of his sister, Mrs. J. F. Burleson, left Thursday for Clarkdale. He was accompanied by his niece, Miss Katherine Burleson, and they will visit Mir. and Mrs. Percy Wood.
 M. E. Trout and family have moved from the Fern ranch to Tempe.
 Hans Weaver is spending a few weeks at Salt River where he is doing some carpenter work
 Mrs. Lloyd Olmstead returned to Avondale Thursday after a short visit with her parents, MT. and Mrs. J. J. Krallman of "Unser Heim.''
 Master Lewis Holmes is suffering from a painful cut on his cheek, re- ceived while playing on the ditch bank Sunday afternoon. In some manner he fell against a board and spike in the board cut. gash in his cheek His parents todk him to Tempe where the