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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
EXCELLENT RETURNS
FROM THE CANADIAN
WHEAT CROP
United States Settlers Becoming
Rich on Western Canada
Lands.

The large number OF United States
settlers coming to the Western prov
inces of Canada are easily explained
by the case OF Mr.. c. Lacy, late of
Wisconsin and later OF Alberta.
Mr.. Lacy came TO Canada from Wis
consin in the summer of 1914 with
81 800 available cash in his possession.
He rented a half-section of partly i'm
proved land i'm Alberta and commenced
summer following. He broke 300 acres
with oats, 20 with barley, and 260 with
wheat. Also he had two cows and 20
head of young live stock He was for
tunate in buying feed at bargain and
managed to rent the adjoining quarter
section as pasture.
A few weeks ago he decided to real
ize his profits-and they amounted to
$4,000 absolutely clear from the crop
and the stock.
w. J. Winstead, of Brooks, Alberta,
says:
II landed in Brooks. March 18th,
1916, with one car of household effects,
and nine head of good horses, and less
than $500 in cash. have put 81 500
worth of improvements on my farm.
have 81 head of cattle, 16 head OF
horses, debts all paid, new automo-
bile. and n good, stiff bank account.
At present prices. can cash in for
$4,000. 1 am well satisfied, and ex-
pect to double this next year.
L have threshed altogether 1000
bushels of No. 1 Northern wheat from
two hundred acres. which went from
"a to 80 bushels per acre.
Seven thousand bushels of wheat. all
No. l Northern, two thoUsand bushels
of oats, go bushels of flax. 700 bush
els Of barley-all at market prices
well, figure this out for yourself at the
market price. sold 300 bushels of
wheat at $1.74B, am holding the re-
malnder for $500. Also all the oats,
barley and flax for higher prices"
Intelligent farming pays always ac-
cording to Alex Waite, a prosperous
farmer. Some figures to prove his con-
tention that he has "made good"
In 1914 Mr.. Waite threshed 40 BUSH
els to the acre from n 30-acre crop.
This sold for $1.60% per bushel, which,
after deducting seed, labor, Irvine,
threshlng and freight, left clear profit
of $50 per acre. or n total of $500
From last years crop of "a acres, just
sold, he received after freight had been
deducted, 94.-Advertisement.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
YES! MAGICALLY!
C0RNS LIFT OUT i.
WITH FINGERS

You say to the drug store man,
Give me a small bottle of freezone.'
This will cost very little but will
positively remove every hard or soft
corn or callus from ones feet.
A few drops Of this new ether COM
pound applied directly upon a tender,
aching corn relieves the soreness in
stantly, and soon the entire corn or
callus, root and all, dries up and can
be lifted off with the fingers.
This new way to rid ones feet of
corns was introduced by a Cincinnati
man, who says that freezone dries In
a moment and simply shrivels up the
corn or callus without irritating the
surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him TO order small bottle from
his wholesale drug house for you.-adv
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
What the Doctor Knows
KIDNEYS MUST BIB RIGHT TO
INSURE HEALTH.

Few people realize to what extent their
health depends upon the condition of the
kidneys.
The physician in nearly all cases of
serious illness, makes a chemical analy
sis of the patients urine. He knows that
unless the kidneys are doing their work
properly, the other organs cannot readily
be brought back to health and strength.
When the kidneys are neglected or
abused in any way, serious results are
sure to follow According to health sta
tistics, Bright's Disease, which is really
an advanced form of kidney trouble,
caused nearly ten thousand deaths in one
year, in the State of New York alone
Therefore, it is particularly necessary to
pay more attention to the health of these
important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
remarkable success as a kidney remedy
is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great
kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The mild and healing influence of this
preparation, in most cases, is soon real
lied. according TO sworn statements and
verified testimony of those who have used
the remedy.
When your kidneys require attention,
get swamp Root at once from any phar-
macy. 1t is sold by every druggist in
bottles of two sizes-50c and Sl.OO
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer K CO., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
IT cross, feveriSh, Constipated,
give california Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue. mother If coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other chlldren's ailment, give a
teaspoonful Of California Syrup OF
Figs" then don't worry. because IT is
perfectly harmless, and in few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that Is necessary. II should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware Of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for a 5O.ccnt bottle Of
california Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
1T NEVER FAILS TO
END MISERY OF PILES

Hundreds of people In this vicinity
says Peterson, know OF the mighty heal
ing power of PETERSON'S OINTMENT
in eczema, salt rheum. old sores. itching
skin and ulcers. They know it cures these
ailments-that 1t is guaranteed to cure
them"
Now want to say to every sufferer
from piles. either blind, bleeding or itch
ing. that 1 will guarantee that a 25-cent
box OF PETERSON'S OINTMENT will
rid you of piles or your druggist win re-
turn your money.
For years suffered terribly with Itch
Ing and bleeding piles. 1 tried everything
and despaired of ever getting rid OF them
1t gives me great pleasure to state that
Peterson's Ointment entirely cured me,
and sincerely recommend II to all srf-
ferers. Yours truly, David A. Seymour,
Supt. OF Parks. Buffalo. N Y. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

"The Kidneys play most important
part in causing premature old age and
death-the more injurious the poisons
passing thru the kidneys the sooner
comes decay"-so says a distinguished
physician, who further advises all people
who are past thirty TO preserve the vitality
of the kidneys and free the blood from
poisonous elements, such as uric acid
drink plenty of water-sweat some daily
and take Anuric before meals.
This Anuric is put up in tablet
form, and can be obtained at almost
any drug store. For that backache,
lumbago, rheumatism, rusty" joints,
swollen feet or hands, due to uric acid
in the blood, Anuric quickly dissolves
the uric acid as hot water does sugar
Discovered by DIR. Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y.
Prevent premature old age by simply
slipping a cup of hot water every morning
before breakfast, taking a little Anurlc
before meals and live to be hundred.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

WHAT CONGRESS is DOING
Matters Before Our National Law
Makers for Consideration and
Their Disposition.
SENATE

Bill for immediate construction of
100 submarines introduced by Senator
Poindexter.
Senator Shafroth proposed resolu-
ton to urge President TO negotiate in
ternational joint tribunal treaty With
other nations for settlement of dis
putes.
Passed fertilization appropriation
bill carrying $51,OOO,OOO.
Agricultural appropriation bill favor
ably reported
Mayor Mitchell, Postmaster Morgan
and other New York officials urged
retention of pneumatic mail tubes be-
fore postofGice committee.
Senators assailed lavishness of in
auguration ceremonies and robbery"
by Washington hotel proprletors on
that occasion, in voting $4,000 for
expenses.
Bishop Fallows of Chicago urged
universal military training before
military training affairs committee.
HOUSE
Postoffice committee arranged hear
ing on Senate bill prohibiting news
papers bearing liquor advertisements
from being mailed into dry territory.
Passed Senates Alaska prohibition
bill.
Secretary Baker asked for addi-
tional deficiency appropriation of
s11,613,000 for Army and National
Guard.
Revenue bill was passed, 211 to 1876.
BY vote Of 2S5 to 100 passed immi-
grafton bill over Presidents veto.
Senator Cummins addressed Senate
on President Wilson's peace proposal.
After several hours debate. tabled
Cummins resolution, 38 to 30.
Passed Indian appropriation bill.
Representative Randell, Prohibition.
st, called conference of independent
representatives-elec to next Congress
20 meet February and discuss means
If cooperating for progressive Iegis-
ation.
Ways and means committee report
I'd the new revenue bill, embodying
AK on excess profits. increased in
leritance tax and bond issue.
Military and naval committees con-
,inued framing annual preparedness
supply bills
Passed Notifications appropriation
dill carrying s51 100000
Received President Wilson's veto
IF immigration bill and Chairman
Burnet of immigration committee an
bounced he would move to repass
he measure
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
SEEKS POWER OVER
MUNITI0N PLANTS
Secretary Daniels Asks for Congress
ional Authority to Operate Pub
lie Service Utility.

NC ocTNlCe Otlltty.
Washington.-To insure quick con.
struction OF naval vessels and manu-.
tacture of munitions and equipment for
which private plants are under con.
tract Secretary Daniels asked Congress
for authority to commander such
plants. If necessary. and operate them
in the public service.
A draft of the proposal sent to the
House by the Secretary was present.
ed by Chairman ,Padgett OF the Naval
Committee as an amendment to the
annual naval bill, on which debate
was just closing following closely
upon the Presidents address to Con.
gress, submission OF the amendment,
enlivened discussion OF the bill. and
there were many references to i'm.
pending developments in connection
with the break with Germany
This is an hour of reflection and
serious consideration Mr.. Padgett
said. IL address myself to the patrio-
tism and wisdom of the House. There
is no partisanship in considering the
Navy. Under the circumstances at
this time that sentiment finds cordial
expression from every member This
is not the hour to hesitate"
Several Republicans expressed SINH
lar sentiments. urging that the naval
bill be brought to passage as quickly
as possible, but others on both sides
of the House entered objections
against the communicating amend
ment.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
"CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 1O-cent box now

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches. how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach. liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight put an end to the
headache. biliousness, dizziness. nerv-
BUSINESS. sick. sour. gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs OF all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health happi-
ness and a clear head for months
No more days of gloom and distress
IL you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need cleansing. too. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
Sunk bv Iceberus.

Admittedly the worst danger menac-
ing transatlantic travellers in modern
days, with steamers of such speed as
are plying on the Atlantic, is that Of
collision with icebergs in a dense fog.
1t is morally certain that the mystic
rious disappearance of big steamers
like the NarOnic and the Huronian
In more recent years and of many
others previously, is attributable to
this cause. for no other agency is pow
erful enough to work ruin of q
modern liner with her cellular bottom
and water-tight bulgheads.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
New Industry for Detroit.

1t is estimated that $10000,OOO
worth of the 1861 fur exports will
pass into the American channels be-
fore next June. The manufactured
product, of course, will more than
double these figures, for everyone who
touches skin increases the profit
which the ultimate purchaser must
pay to the ancient industry. The cream
of this new business will center in
Detroit, one of the big fur manu-
featuring points of the country, New
York, Chicago, Cincinnati, Philadel-
phia, ST. Louis and other cities.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
Books of Mo Avail

Billy's teacher had written a prob
slem in multiplication on the board and
asked: "What table do you use for
this?"
"The multiplication table" said
Billy. What do you use for this?" in
quired the teacher.
you use your head" responded
Billy.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
CARE FOR YOUR SKIN
And Keep 1t Clear by Daily Use Of
Cuticura-TriaI Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap fol-
lowed by gentle amounting with Cutl-
cura Ointment clears the skin or scalp
In most cases of eczemas, rashes and
itching of children and adults. Make
Cuticura your everyday toilet prepara-
tons and prevent such troubles.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

troubled with cramps and feel like a
different woman. l cannot praise
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound too highly and am recommend
ing it to my friends who suffer as l did "
Mrs. GEORGE r. MAYOR, Box ~,
Marysville, Pa.
Young women who are troubled with
painful or irregular periods, backache,
fainting spells or indigestion should
take Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Thousands have been re-
stored TO health by this root and herb
remedy.
Write for free and helpful advice to
Lydia Z. Pinkham Medicine Co. (con-
fidentiaD, Lynn, Mass. Only women
open and read such letters.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
CALVES, TRIPLETS, NAMED
FAITH, HOPE AND
CHARITY

= Findlay, Ohio.-John Mann, a =
: farmer living near Hicksville, Z.
i is reducing the high cost of liv- =
+ ing as much as is in his power, +
! or rather that of his COWS. He Z.
= has cow that gave birth to Z.
= triplets and they weighed 40, 40 Z
+ and al pounds, respectively. He !
i has named them Faith, Hope +
+ and Charity. Hundreds Of peo- 4
j pie have viewed this wonderful =
: freak of nature. The calves are =
: getting the best of care. Z
!. 4.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
Against women's High Shoes.

There is n great cry in England
against the high shoes of fashion, be-
cause of the leather they consume. I'M
necessarily. One manufacturer an
nOunces publicly that although he is
not I'm sympathy with the style he
must make them because women insist
upon having them.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Trenton, N. Gov. Edge plans to
nave the state 90 into the FISH bust
ness i'm an effort to reduce the cost
II living. The governor suggested
king an adequate sum TO compen-
iatc fishermen and then have the
state take over their catch
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
Katherine's Voice

Mrs Excl don't believe that music
teacher can make anything out of
Katherine's voice.
EXe-You're mistaken. He's made
over a hundred dollars out of it al
ready.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
LInhtenlnn ihe anrden-

do you approve Of prohibitions"
Eyes" replied Uncle BIZ Botuetop.
with the present high cost Of food j
dunno as us sensible TO try TO take
care Of "a hunger an a thirst both at
once"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Washlngtou.--The immigration bill.
which President Wilson vetoed on &C,
count of IT'S literacy test provision.
was passed over the veto by the
House The vote was 286 to 100. Par.
~ lines we're ignored in the fight.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
A DAGGER
IN THE BACK

That'e The woman's dread when she gets
up in the morning Co start the days work
ooh how my back aches" GOLD MED
All Ha8riem OIL Capsules taken today
eases the bacsachc of tomorrow taken ey-
cry day ends Che backache for an time
Don't deLy. What's the use of sunerugg
Begin taking GOLD MEDAL Haarlcm Oil
Capsule today and Doc relieved tomorrow.
Toxic three or -four every d1y and be per-
manently free from wrcnchng. distressing
back pain. But De sure to get GOLD
MEDAL Since 1896 GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been the National Rem
cdy of Holland the Government of the
Netherlands having granted n special char
ter authorizing its preparation and sale
The housewife of Holland would almost as
soon Doe without bread as she would with
out her Real 8tch Drops ts she quaint
ly calls GOLD MEDAL Haorlcm Oh Cap
sules This DE- Che one reason SHY you
win find Che women and children of Hol-
land s0 sturdy and robust
GOLD MEDAL arc The pure. original
Hnar'cm oil Capules imported direct
from Che iab0ratore boz Harlem Holland.
But be sure to get GOLD MEDAL Look
for the name ON every box Sold by felia-
bic druggists boz sealed packages at Pc. 500
and SlD0 Money refunded IF thcy DO not
help you Accept only the GOLD MEDAL.
All others are limitations. ADV.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
ACTRESS TELLS SECRET.

a we'll known actress gives the follow
ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint OF
water add OF. Bay Rum, a small box OF
Barbo Compound, and a OF. of glycerine
Any druggist can put this up or you car
mix IL at home at very little cost. Full
directions for making and use come in
each box OF Barbo Compound. II will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray
hair. and make II soft and glossy II will
not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy. and does not rub off. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Washington. The Army League OF
he United States held Us annual
meeting here and elected Joseph
letter Of Washington. president. to
succeed General Robert Shaw oliver
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
Not Teaching PolIy.

Mamma-Tommy, is it possible that
| heard you teaching the parrot to
swear?
Little TOmmy-No. mamma; l was
just telling her what she must not say.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
HubbX,s Recentlon.

DO you sit up for your husband?"
NO; ] am an early riser and am
always up in time to greet him."-De-
trit Free Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

would nave 10 stay
in bed several days
every on tn. L
tried all kinds of
remedies and was
treated by doctors,
but my trouble con-
tinued until one day
j read about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
what it had done for
others. / tried It
and now / am never
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
TO RELIEVE CATARRHAL DEAF
NESS AND HEAD NOISES

If you have Cata h., Catarrhal Deafness
or head noises, go to your druggist and get
l ounce of Parmint double strength), and
add to it q pint of hot water and ounces
OF granulated sugar. Take tablespoon
ful four times a day
This will often bring quick relief from
the distressing head noises Clogged nos
trils should open, breathing become easy
and the mucus stop dropping into the
throat. 1t is easy 10 prepare costs little
and Is pleasant to take. Any one who
has Catarrhal Deafness or head noises
should give this prescription a trial IL
your druggist does not have Parmint in
sist that he get it for you.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Dcs Moines Ia Forty persons are
exported to have been killed or in
Iured I'm a wreck on the Chicago.
Burlington e. Quincy railway at
cromwell, Ia
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One of Them.

Guide-Oh, that's Castle de Tourney.
That's the first place where the young
Duke dor was killed.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Cure Your Children OF Group. with Hoxsie's
Group Remedy 1t saves life. suffering and
money No opium. so cts. at druggists or
Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

The Ouinlne That Does Not Affect The Head
bocause Of it's tonic ana laxative effect Iaxative
promo Oulnino q DO taken By anyone Without
causing neryousness OF ringing IN the head There
signature IL on each box. 25c.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

There is no sermon we are more
fond OF preaching than one from the
text, "The Home Beautiful"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Constipation, indigestion, sick-headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by
course of Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
ADV.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

"B' is dangerous letter; IT trans.
forms a rainstorm into a brainstorm.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

A postal card 70 Garfield Tea Co., Brook.
Ign, N. Y, asking for sample will re.
pay you.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Song for the new food inquisitor /:
"Tell me where is fancy breadr
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce''s Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

It's a pretty safe guess that the
man who has no friends has done
something to deserve the fix he Is in.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

The fonder n man is of n woman
the less he likes the bother of tell
ing her so.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Misery loves company, but not any
more than real happiness does.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

The less she means it the louder O
woman can laugh.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

The farmer does some lofty" think.
Ing every dmc he plans the alling Of
his LayiOft.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Next to the originator Of n good SEN
tence is the first quoter Of it.-Emer-
gpn
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

Constipation can be cured without drugs.
Natures own remedy-selected herbs-is
Garfield Tea-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08

All may do what has by man been
done.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-02-08
THOSE AWFUL
CRAMPS
Suggestions that may save
Much Suffering

Marysville, Pa.-''For twelve years
suffered with terrible cramps. /
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Needless Preface.

Needless Preface.
'My singing teacher told me to be-
gin with do"
well, he ought TO know that every
thing begins with dough-"