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Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Why did the United States enter
the war? is asked by many of the
pacifists. Cur version Is that the
au.ocraoy of Germany set. out to con-
Quer EurcIe, and il successful, to
make the dwellers on the western
hemisphere pay the indemnity. To
our way of thini ing this is why we
are in the war.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05
THE kAlsER's DREAM

The following poem which is going
the rounds of The newspapers, was
written at the front in France by viii
liam McLachlan, who is serving with
one of the Scotch Highlander regi
ments:
There's story now current. tho
strange 1t may seem,
OF the great Kaiser Bill and his won
derful dream.
Being tired of the allies, he lay down
in bed,
And amongst other things he dreamt
he was dead,
And in a fine coffin was lying in
state,
Wi h guard of brave Belgiums, who
lamented his fate.
He wasn't long dead till he found to
his cost,
That his soul, like his soldiers, had
surely been acst.
On leaving the earth to heaven he
went straight,
And arriving up there gave knock
at the gate.
But St. Peter looked out, and in voice
loud and clear
Said: "Begone, Kaiser Bill, we don't
want you here
WELL" said the Kaiser, chats very
unciyil,
suppose after that l must go to the
devil?"
So he turned on his heel and bff he
did go
At the top CT his speed to the re-
gions below.
And when he got there he was filled
with dismay,
When waiting outside he heard Old
Nick say
To the imps: "Now, lock here boys,
give you warning.
I'm expecting the Kaiser down here
in the morning.
but don't let him in, fer TO me it's
quite CledT
Hes a dangerous man and we don't
want him here.
"If cnoe he gets in there'll be no
end of quarrels,
in fact I'm afraid he'll corrupt our
gccd morals"
20, Satan, my dear. friend" the kais-
thpp friol
Excuse me for listering while wait
irg outside.
eff you dent admit me where can
go?"
"Indeed," said the devil. II really
don't know"
"Ch, do let me in, I'm weary and
cold"
Said lhe kaiser, quite anxious to en-
ter Nick's fold. .
Let me sit in corner, no matter
how hot"
NO" said the devil, ''most certainly
not.
1--WE, don't admit people for riches or
pelf;
Here are sulr hur and matches, make
a hell for yourself"
Then he Kicked Wilhelm out and VAN
ished in smoke.
And just at that moment the kaiser
awOke.
He jumped out of bed in a shivering
sweat
And said: "Well. that dream | shall
never forget.
THAT I won't go to heaven | know
very we'll.
But it's really too bad to be kicked
out of hell"
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Cne hundred negroes were shot.
hapged and burned last Monday night
In east st. Louis and all the Negro
settlement Of the city burned by
mob CT white men. Five hundred OF
the ringleaders have been arrested
and are now in Jail.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Denver will vote the last of July
OF the recall CT Ben Hilliard as
school director. Why not include his
office of congressman and have the
whole job done under one election?
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

What has become Of Bill Haywood,
the president of he |. w. WI Went
Work. organization? Bill so far. has
not been able to appear en- front
page articles. but his followers occa-
sionally get there.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Colorado is largely settled by those
OF foreign birth, and with the excep.
utn CT few of this class at Lead.
vine, who tried TO make trouble by
refusing TO register. are contented
peorle and are willing to conform to
the laws CT the country of their adop.
ton.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Gilpin county mines have hereto.
fcre been worried fer gold as the
dominant factor. But with the price
of other metals soaring. the silver,
copper, lead and zinc in our ore here.
tofore classed as bv-products. far sur.
passes The gold values.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

From latest reports from Mexico
one is led to believe that Carranza
Is about ready to break her neutral
ity with Germany and join in the
war alongside with the Urited States.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05
WHERE TO BUY GROCERIES

The Hawley Mdse. Co.. can supply
your wants from complete stock of
fancy and staple groceries. The
freshest Of vegetables and fruits in
the market. Hay and grain in any
quantity.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05
"clean Your Plate"
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

New York.-"Clean your plate" IA
the admonition appearing on the menu
cards Of Washington Square family
hotels. Food must be conserved"
reads printed slip attached. "and you
are expected to do your part. Don't
order more than you can consume"
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

The Germans celebrated the Fourth
Of July by dropping bombs from their
airships on ,he English seaport town
of Harwieh with result Of eight
killed and twenty injured.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

President Charles Meyer, CT the
Miners Unicn attributes the strikes
at Butte. Montana. and Bisbee. Ariz-
ona, to the |. w. w. organization.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Not many of the rich will want to
go to Europe this summer to spend
their vacation. and as a result Colo
rado ought to be well filled with ca st
ern tourists this summer.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

The Paramount picture TO be shown
at the opera house Saturday. July
1th. will be Betty To the Rescue"
featuring Fannie Ward.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

The Russian army has again been
modified by NJ. Kerensky, Russia s
secretary of war. and he is now lead
irs them TO victory against the Ger
man armies On the east front
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

1t seems that 1t Is not enough for
America to be engaged in war with
Germany. but the militant suffragetts
are now warning their unsophisticate
sisters.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Irene Fenwick and owen Moore in,
"a Girl Like That" win be the mov-
ing picture at the opera house Sun
day, July Sth.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05
WANT BISMARCK ST.
TO BE FUNSTON AVE.

Hutchinson, Kan.-Because
the people living on Bismarck
street here are patriotic. n petit
tion Is being prepared for SUBJ
mission to the city commission,
asking that the name be
changed to Funston avenue.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

am usually lands am extravagant hus-
band and that am economical man
usually lands AN extrayagant wife?
1t is a strange thing, and every
man must fess up ito it, how a man
will take AN intense dislike to some
man he has never met. He doesn't
know why he dislikes The other man,
but he does. And the dislike often
grows into form OF hatred. And.
dtslikes, a man discovers that the
ether man is mighty decent kind
of fellow.
The big objection we have to or
ohestra leaders Is that they always
try to look the part.
..s" s%tr
1t is mighty good thing for the
dear girls That their reputation for
beauty doesn't depend upon their ell
bows.
Any time a workman feels that he
is too good fer his job 1t doesn't take
the boss long to see that the work
man is permitted to hunt elsewhere
for employment.
A man will smoke four ten-cent
cigars ON the front porch while his
wife is washing the dishes in the
kitchen And if his wife happens to
drop one two-cent dish and break 1t
tho man begins indignatipg over
woman's carlessness and wastefulness
and realizes why it is that he has
a hard time making bosh ends meet.
1t is a mean thing to say. But 1t
is a fact that with some men hon
esty is the best policy when every
th!rg else fails. a~ . a.
wooden leg they would want about
four of them in different shades-one
for house wear, one for evening wear,
one for Sunday wear and one TO wear
down town
AS man grows older he learus
that 1t isn't worrying over ether peo-
ple's troubles that puts wrinkles in
his face.
Ard man gets mighty little con-
ISOLATION out Of the fact that some
other man profits by his mistakes.
These silk bibs the girls are wear
ing across heir chests make man
feel like throwing peanut shells or
paper wads at the things to see how
many times he could get them into
the pouch.
The main reason why a drunken
man thinks he Is interesting is be-
cause he is drunk.
No matter how high his brow is. a
his eyes.
Our observation is that the man
girl says she is wild over the water
she doesn't mean dishwater.
Our observation is thaat the man
who becomes good judge of whisky
loses interest in every hirg else.
1t may get so scme time that the
price and the finger bowl will be all
there is 10 dining car dinner.
What we like about capable Won.
am is that she can get hcme Is min
utes ahead of her husband and then
look like she had heen there all day.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Alice Brady in "a Woman Alone"
will be the World Film picture at the
opera house "Wednesday, July 11th.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

Job printing at the Observer.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

What we like about capable won.
am is that she can get hcme Is min
utes ahead of her husband and then
look like she had heen there all day.
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05
LUKE MeLukE SAYS

Why is 1t khat an economical wcm-
am usually lands am extravagant hus-
band and that an economical man
usually lands AN extravagant wife?
Gilpin observer., 1917-07-05

1t may get so some time that the
there is 10 dining car dinner.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-17
FALLING OFF IN ESTIMATED WORLD
SUPPLYOF SUGAR GROWS EVIDENT

bests and sugar are not increased.
Farmers can make more raising other
crops
turn for the 1861 crop--945,0 600 tons.
against previous estimate of eS0.eov
tons.
Confirmation is received OF CON
sumption tax in Trance being set now
al 3.95 cents per pound.
Russian production figures show
that the 1871 crop is outturninE
very poorly. as was anticipated. u Is
questioned whether an amount In Ed.
dition 10 the 3a0.000 tons TO he i'm.
ported free will not have to be allowed
to help out the existing severe saGrt.
age Honekong reports Indicate that
the bulk OF the 100000 tons TO be i'm.
ported into Russia through Sladivos.
tok is being supplied by Japan. whose
Formcsan crop is large. the mills there
having started grinding month
earlier than usual. So far America
has participated in supplying Russia
with sugar only to the extent of the
recently reported export granulated
order OF about $4,000 tons. but even
that is in doubt, the actual destination
rot being fully confirmed yet.
Inquiries Far Exceed Sales
business in refined has continued
HsCderate at unchanged price of SO
cents, regular terms, throughout the
week. the only feature reported being
the strike at the H. &. E. plant OF the
American in Brooklyn This will prub.
ably be only OF short duration and the
American continues taking orders. but
subject to some delay. Buyers in Inn
mediate need OF sugar appear TO be
pacing their orders with Arbuckis and
Warner, and these refiners had good
volume of business yesterday and to-
dav The market has been under the
Influence of the large INQUIRIES for ex-
port sugar. but the volume nf business
actually done so far is moderate. not
exceeding 5000 tons. Quotations are
about on the basis of Z 30 cents, net
cash in bond for prompt shipment,
with 5.35 cents to $40 cents generally
asked for February-March deliveries.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-17
TERRITORIAL MARKET
MAKES GREAT GAINS
IN EIGHTEEN MONTHS

An enormous increase in the, bust
ness done by the territorial marketing
division during the last Is months
may be seen in report for that period
which has just been completed by
Superintendent A. T. Longley and
handed to Governor Pinkham who will
in turn submit it to the legislature.
Sales for the Is months ending De-
cember 81, 1916. were $190,666s2 com
pared with similar period in 1875
of $131, S03.99. The number of con.
.signors likewise jumped from 1859 to
1874. OF the many nationalities who
benefit by the markets work the ma
jority are Hawaiians,
In the report Longley points out that
the condition of the produce handled
has been bettered. largely through
the installation by the division on the
various islands of package stations
where containers may be had by the
consignors at cost.
Longley draws attention to the cry
ing need for suitable refrigeration
system at the marketing division and
asks for larger and more available
revolving fund with which to handle
the consignors' business.
He points out that the expense Of
marketing was ~ Is cents ON the dol
lar. The consignor pays five cents Of
this.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-17
BY AUTHORITY
iNrgNToa REGISTER


q
Saturday A.
Health information
dyidus
the City those made application
Sins 70 their stricken off the list by
removal from the ehy and County
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-17

Since new telegraph cables to Cey-
len have been opened messages have
been transmitted from London within
half an hour.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
WITHOUT FEAR
OF INDIGESTION OR
SOUR. ACID STOMACH
Instant relief "Pape's Diapepsin end,
YOUR ssumHCh trouble
forever

Wonder what upset your stomach
which portion VI the food did the dam
.aEc-do YOU Wen, don't bother. II
your stomach T. In a revolt; n SOUR.
gassy and upset and what you Just
ate has fcrmen,ed into stubborn humps.
head dizzy and aches, bclch gases
and acids and erucitate undigested
food, breath foul tonguc coated-just
take a little P1pc's Diapepsin ana In
five minutes YOU wonder what became
OF the Indigestion and distress.
Millions of men aud women toda,
know that il is needless tn ave "a bad
stomach. \ little Diaprpsin occasion
ally keeps this delicate organ regulated
aud they eat their favoritc foods with
cut fear.
II your stomach doesn't AXE care ui
YOUR liberal limit without rebellion.
II YOU food b. q damage instead of
help, remember the quickest, suT-st,
most harmless relief H. papc's Dta-
repsiu which costs only ftty cents foi
a large east at drug stores. It's truly
Wundcrful-it dlgcsts food aud set.
things strlght. So gently and easiiN
that II ts really astonishing. Please
Tor your sake. don't 60 ON and on with
"A weak. disorderod stomach. is 81,
unnecessary.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Special Sleeper Is
d d to No. 8 For
State Legislature

Special Pullman car service was in
stalled between Roswell and santa Re
last night and will last during the
present session Of the state egisla-
ture. Albuquerqueans who want TO
20 90 the capital while that body II
meeting may take train No. 5 at so
O'clock and sleep IN peace until :
o'clock the next morning II they are
50 inclined. Ordinarily passengers
are compelled 10 change cars at
zamy. Although the sleeper viii ar
rive in Santa re IN the evening. the
car will not be disturbed until \
o'clock the next morning.
The sleeper from Roswell which
makes connections with train No.
si6 from FL Paso nj Beien, and which
has usually been taken on here. will
he coupled TO train No. s from the
west TO be sent to Santa Re. Travel
ers returning from santa Fe may
board the special sleeper there for
Roswell. and mai equally good con-
nectlons with westbound train No. I.
Sleeper connections between this city
and Roswell will remain the same.
As soon as the legislature adjourns
the special sleeper from Roswell Will
De takon on al Albuquerque as has
always been the las heretofore.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Mary Pickford in
Less Than the Dust
On Pastime Screen

The announcement that Mary Pick
.orl ~ 20 hC seen at b paslImc the
alter Friday dud saturday viii Dee
hailed with delight by her hosts u
admirers iu this city She viii NOT
only hc seen boz 70 new picture the
largc-t aud most elaborate pruduc-
.t.un that has ever been mac iur her
bur her coming win lr an the more
interesting because she .H nov ul .u"
bead col her u'u film corporation and
is -ltiJg her lIiI-tI. advice ANA suId-
sur, d. every do'rl uf the making of
he picture IN which She is exhibited
! NarN pICkfurd will pu seen lu LESS
Than the Dust. written by Hector
turnout who has uu' oulS given her
/ an ideal character flr he, 90 portray
but ono that VIII give great play for
an Of the delightful blend Of comedy
aud pathos. the viusomencss and
charm Of -girlishness that has Gee.
marked her screen creations luEn
Emerson has given the play "a mas
terry direction and nothing has been
spared to make II the supreme pro-
duct ~ tho best brains and skill of
this art industry.
The scenes ate l1.a n India and
ENGLAND aud or@ reproduced uu 20
lnraI, OF effectiveness and perfection
a., dctaiI which viii ID, new Go tho
otton picture stage. Mary P.ckfuri
il bee seen ls 90 Iiil, orphan gI.
n' English birth nhr lelt alone .n 70
,.iy ct India Dr. adopted uN t native
sword maoer and reared ANON ih"
Hover caste and Dr.. puu .]cuu.utl5 rec
r,rd'd o.. being .I"ss ihuu The DUST
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Mrs. Sharp Is Chosen
Manager of Woodmen
Circle for Year 1917

since the last supreme convention
held in st. paul in July. 1915. the
supreme council OF the woodmeu
Circle has been divided into two fac
lions. one supporting the supreme
guardian and the other supporting
the supreme adviser n clerk.
One case has been In the courts
ever since the convention adjourned
and the other case since July. 1915.
The supreme court Mas appealed 20
by the state Insurance. commissioner
and the attorney general OF Ne
braaka- The decisions were given by
the court December ~, he first be-
ing IN favor OF Mrs. Nora DeBoit OF
oklahoma. giving her the Office OF
supreme banker. and the other in IA
vor of Mrs. Manchester. the supreme
guardian.
Mrs. Manchester has beer the SUI
premc guardian since 1898 and Is
dearly loved by the entire member
ship 80 there IL rejoicing In the ranks
OF her admirers and those who have
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Personal News
Items.

Auto Springs. all makes. Korber CO.
Charles p Kemm filed suit for d.
vorce yesterday against Mrs. Gertrude
Sandovai de Kemm.
Mrs. Joseph Barnett. VINO has been
visiting friends In southern California,
has returned to the city.
John DGyern, passenger conductor
ON the coast lines. VINO has been 100
with the grip. will go out on his run
tomorrow.
Joe Kirchcr, forest supervisor 90
the Santa Fe forest, who has been Ia
the city the past week. left for the
capital today.
The B~,rnalillo couniy medical as
sociation met last night az the Conn
mercial club aud decided 70 have a
next Wednesday night.
The condition %; Miss GLADYS cav
anaugh. who accidentally received a
gun shot wound last sunday night at
@ New Year party. was said tu be
unchanged today.
Joseph Pcno. former A%lhuquerIue
boy and now night clerk Tor the santa
r. at Gulllp. y NJ. was brought g.
the railway hospital here Monday and
underwent an operation Tor append
Citis.
Henri Ford. automobile manufac-
turer Of Detroit. Michigan. last week
placed his order for a franklin Sc
dan This car IS for Mr. Ford per-
songl use.
"steye" Guoycra. pressman Of th'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
John Flournoy Has
Accepted Position
With K. c. Iron Firm

John c. F%iournoy. who has been
connected with the Raabe and Maui
ger hardware store on North First
street for several months, has accept
ed a position as travelling salesman
for the Faith Iron company OF KAN
sas city. lie left for his new duties
the first Of the week. MIR. Flournoy
VIII have a very extensive field 10
cover. extending over the greater part
OF the west and as far south as El
Paso. Tex.
Mr.. F~sournoy's many years In the
hardware business here makes him
one OF the most thorough IN that
field OF employment. and is not only
a proof Of his own worth. but will be
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Car of John Milne
Used for Fun Cart;
Found by Son Today

John Milne. superintendent Of the
city schools. loft his automobile in
front Of the High school last night
when he went into n building. n
upon his return found that the 2ar "a
gone. Lawrence Milne. Who carries
the saturday Evening Post To persons
on the Highlands. saw his fathers car
standing by the curb ON Fast silver
avenue this morning while he was
making his route. He notified his
father at once.
Mr.. Milne notified the police last
night hat his car had been stolen.
but telephoncd them this morning
that IL had beer found.
II is believed that some one just took
the "a Tor a joy ride. ana when satis-
fled, LETT IL where they would have "a
good chance 81 escape.
Mr.. Milne said that the car looked
~ though II had been driven eighteen
or twenty miles, but otherwise was IN
good condition.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
COMING EVENTS.


The board VI managers OF the Won.
an club will meet at 2;3O tomorrow,
Friday. before the regular business
meeting for the day, at which time
the committee for nominating Off
GERS for the coming year will be %
pointed. Mrs. Horncr has charge Of
current events. Refreshments wiz
be served.
There will be a regular communl
cation II Temple lodge No. 6, a. T. a
\. NJ, thus evening az 80.
The Country club viii hold their
annual election Of officers next Tues.
day evening January .. at the club
house Ou the hill. u
Al knights OF Pythias are request
cd 10 attend the funeral services "
r p Pace. which will be- held at
Blakcmore's chapel this Thursday
evening 1T 5 o'clock.
The meeting OF the Ladies Auxiliary
of the ~. Johns Guild. which was u
have been held this Afternoon, has
been postponed indefinitely
The Kirby local OF the Carpenters
auxiliary viii meet this evening al
Z 80 o'clock In odd Fellows hall on
South Second street.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04

been demanding that the constitution
and laws be adhered TO.
Mrs. Julia A. sharp has been re-
appointed mauager Of New Mexico
and west Texas and II receiving con-
gratuiations from her many friends
and admirers She has doubled the
membership In New Mexico during
the last two years and IL looking for
ward to n successful year. now that
all questions are settled s~atisfactor-
.ily. Mrs. sharp was ms supreme
delegate 10 the last convention.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Game Protective Men
To Have Dinner Soon

Tho executive committee Of the
Game Protective association will
meet tonight at the fores, service
headquarters and complete arrange
ments for their dinner which Is to
take place next Thursday night. Den
mis- Chavez. the new game warden.
recently appointed by Governor de
Baca. and officers from eight other
protective associations have been in
vited. The question Of making pa
trolls In automobiles TO catch out-of-
season hunters who look for quail
and duck will be discussed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04

Morning Journal. has returned to the
city. after spending the holidays with
relatives In M paso. steve" SAYS
there Is too much noise In the Pass
city for him.
Miss Rose MRharam. who has been
spending the holidays with her parents
will leave tomorrow night for santa
Rita. 10 resume her duties as domestic
scicrcc teacher in the high school
there.
Guadalupe OtEuin. who was arrest
ed here sometime x with Ramon
pimental. for creating n distui bancc
In a moving picture theater and since
deported to Juarez In waiting there
for her lover. pimcntdl wRs taken to
III Paso yesterday by Immigration In
spcctor v. r. partch.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04
Name Garcia
AS Their Candidate
For Constable in 26

All Democrats in Precinct a. are
Invited 20 attend q mas. meeting call
ed for saturday evening az 5:3O
o'clock az the city Han This Is FOR
the purpose Of making a proper night
against outside influence Ia the JUS
ticc OF Peace election which takes
place Monday. january )
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-01-04

The day Of harsh physics - Como.
People want mild. easy laNativcs.
Doan's Rcgulcts have satisfied thou
sands. Csc at all drug stores.