The Washington times., 1917-03-07
Through the Year with Prof. A. 1
Snider.

Through the Year with Prof. A. L.
snider.
From Sniders Cyclone Almanac for
1917, published at Griffin, Ga, by Prof.
A. l.. Snider:
WHAT is A CYCLoNE7-A cy-
clone is a combination of all the great
forces united in one great center.
"A ROUGH RIDER-Jdnudry toiH be
cold, tcet and stormy. OF course, there
tciH be some Jdir, todrm days, but the
general outlook IS much ratn for Jdn-
IGry."
Cyclone Davis says he never
knuckled down to nothing am just
like Cyclone Davis. When I am chal-
lenged by a weather prophet never
'knuckIe down to nothing but 1 clean
them up as clean as a grasshopper,
for my almanac is named Cyclone,
which indicates it's got to move.
Cyclone Davis is a
forward man in carrying out his
points"
"a STEM WINDER-Februdryt tciH be
cold, t0et and stormy. Of course, there
tCiH be some fair t1drm Days, but The
general outlook is much rough toeother
for FebrlIdTv.'
"A ROUGH RIDER-March tciH be
cold, Tcet and stormy. OF course, there
t1iH be some fair, t1drnl days, but the
general outlook Is much rough .cedther
for March. Yes, in fact, March toiH be
q rough rider"
I'M A HIGH STEPPER.
For get up early, get up soon,
get my predictions. out OF the moon.
l lay fiat on my back
And watch the stars and moon,
And / see the meteors
Shooting alligators,
Which indicates foul weather is COM
ing soon.
I'm a high stopper
And I'm cayenne pepper"
TAKE NOTICE!-If you receive a
sample copy of the Cyclone Almanac
and you are satisfied with II send me
10 cents in stamps. Yours very truly,
PROF. A. L. SNIDER, Griffin, Ca"
"A WET APRIL-April ,oiH be ,cet
and t0drm, tCith many heavy shouers
and thuHderstOr,ns. OF course, there
t1iI be some fair periods, but the gen.
erdl outlook fs much rain for AprfL At
times April I1iH be gentle as lamb and
again u t1iH be as fierce as a lion, for
great hGilstOrms tCiH occur over various
sections Of the country, foHotoed By
quite cool t0edther."
"Grier's Almanac-Grier's Almanac
has had the field a long time. but
next year ! am going to throw a ter
rible bomb in the midst of It, for the
edition of the Cyclone will be enor-
nous. Yes, in fact. an eye opener All
! ask you to do is to hold the fort,
for I am coming"
"a Perfect Buster-Tip-Toe Snap
ping Turtle. second cousin to the one
the world turned over on, Hawk Bill
Panther Flesh, Hip. boys, here come 4.
Death in one hand and no. mercy in
the other. Across the Falls OF Cruel
fix rode, a stTeak OF lightning.
through the cfap-apple orchard. /
rode bay horse and he was hard to
curry. / whipped my weight in wild
perfect buster"
"A Dry MGy-Mny tUiH be hot and
dry OF course, there t0iH be some
shoWers trith thunderStOrms, but the
general outlook is much dry toeGther for
May"
"a Perfect Venus-To Dear Miss
L.: You said that you loved me better
than any man on earth. and you said
that you would stick up for me right
or wrong, but / saw you making goo
goo eyes at the other fellow. ipdica-
ting to me that you were only joking
and did not mean what you said.
Now, as to all Of this flirting. 1t must
be stopped or IT'S all off with me, for
I mean business. AS to your beauti-
put on a stand as a beautiful angel
where the public can view you. as you
are n perfect Venus.
Oh. Venus fair, Venus bright,
oh, you are so pretty tonight
That you shine out OF sight"
"a Wet June-JUne tOfll be a toet, hot
month. There toiH be heavy shoicers
toith thunderstOrms, turning into heavy
rains in many sections Of the country
OF course, there tciH be some fair pc
riods, but the general outlook Is much
rain for June"
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DON MARQUIS.