El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-01-18

~ 49, T"-E""~ NY
But on her pleasant country strolis
Her dull indifference to holesI
o, " once had time to spend
To reach a holes EXTREMIST end,
I'd grab It fast, without a doubt,
Ard promptly pull It inside out,
Then drag It home with all my power
To chew on II In a leisure hour.
OF all the mlstresses there are,
Mine Is the Iovellest by farl
Fain would wag myself apart
II | could thus reveal my heart.
But on some things, must conclude,
Mine Is the saner attitude.
Burgess johnson.
WV"
HARRY THAW continues to improve,
though still weak. What a wave Of
thankfulness will go over the country.
DIR. KARL %Liebknecht, the German
socialist, is given four more years at
hard labor for saying what he thought
about the government. The despotism
is benevolent SO long as you don't
peep.
THE TIME impends when no base
ball player will be in right without a
large union label across the seat of his
pants.
IN ONE alley in Albuquerque the
other night they found a woman with a
broken leg and a cut on her chin and in
an alley across the street a senseless
policeman with his bean badly abraded.
If we lived in Albuquerk we should
keep away from them alleys.
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HULL OF Milwaukee Fills With
Water is a headline which must have
caused more than one shudder to news
paper readers in the city that aqua pura
didn't make famous.
TWENTY-FIVE thousand people filed
past the bier of Buffalo Bill. Few Am
orleans have received greater funeral
honors-and he deserved them all.
NOT BACKCAPPING Chrisman at all,
but why should anyone want to take the
joy out of life even by suggesting elm
mating Barth?
THE STANDING committees are
now ready to sit down and get to work.
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REP. CHARLES William Brady Bry-
an, who is the proud and busy faith
err of fourteen children, wants an extra
school tax imposed on both lady and
gentlemen bachelors. And yet he pre-
sumably believes in the principle of no
taxation without representation.
OF COURSE, R. G. ". B. B. probably
figures that he is bearing more than
his Just share of the burden of govern
ment.
lRRESPECTFUL OF party affilia-
tions., Col. T. Roosevelt ought to be
proud to shake the hand of both Mr..
Bryan and the governor of his state,
e. C. de Baca.
so FAR, whatever party exigencies
may require, the state senate hasn't
particularly extended its open arms to
Hon. Chrisman.
THERE is much curiosity as to
where Mr.. Wetmore stands on the dry
question.
AND WHY he was placed on neither
the committee on Irrigation nor Internal
Affairs.
AND AS to why Barnes and Mares
weren't put on the Agricultural commit
tee.
AND If the election OF Mr.. Oversoon
in Mckinley county indicates hopes of
a short session in that bailiwick.
AND AS to how a man named Leave
lit would ever vote for a change in
Counties and County Lines.
VARIOUS AND suhdry of our ambas-
sailors seem to be gifted with excessive
conversation here lately.
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1T PROBABLY hurts Lawson more
to tell those names than the fellows
whose names he tells.
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CHAIRMAN HENRY, however, saw
the %thunderbolt. coming.
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GREAT CARE will be taken not to
In tho names OF anyone higher
than President Wilson or Kaiser VIII
helm.
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LOGIC is FIRsT-cLAss
(MagdaIena News.)
Women, after all, may he the direct
causa of the hiah cost az axiatInn IL