South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-01-21

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deemed II vital TO choose US as pres
ident or even director
WOman's Extravaganza.
She bought a hat, / do declare
The size was just immense;
Her husband said he could not bear
Youngstown telegram
She bought pair Of fancy shoes
They had the latest frills:
Her husband said. I'm bound to lose.
I'll have 20 foot the bills"
-Painesville Telegraph Republican.
She bought a fourteen-dollar veil.
She wore n with much grace
her husband fumed I'm not surprised
You want to hide your face"
-Yonkers Statesman.
she bought a diamond ring. she thought
That IL was simply grand
der husband paid for IL and said
III now have cash on hand"
The Bank of MontreaTs total de-
posits are only $35O,OOO, 900. Some
body ought 10 start a movement in
Montreal TO encourage people TO
start bank accounts.
A good democrat is a man VINO
agrees with you The fellow who
doesn't is necessarily a frazzle-head-
ed demagogue.
What we are curious TO see Is, il
there is going to be an uprising In
Chicago when the municipality
economies by chopping off $4,000
900 in salaries.
The old-time girl who used 10 buy
one pair Of CATERS annually at $3.50
pair now has a daughter who
needs seven pairs of shoes each sea-
son at S12 throw.
II the average man was as gen
erous TO his soul as he is to his
stomach. the devil would be Sinking
around asking for a handout.
II Is certainly tough luck for the
readers of the country, when, after
all that has happened. Harry Thaw
starts up his foolishness again.
We read with interest what a Chi
cago man said of women's clubs.
That man is evidently not afraid of
anything.
With murders of Americans the
papers are all filed, but it's only in
dispatches. not in Mexico they're
killed.
As young fellow stepped in a lift
BY the door to the thing he was biffed
He was sadly confused,
And the language he used
Cannot ever be learned it's a gift
There is no reason why the wrest-
ling game should not be popular in
Mishawaka so long as il is conduct
ed along such lines as Tuesday
nights match in the Century theater.
Such an exhibition OF physical skill
has never before been witnessed in
the city, and il is a pity the en-
couragement given the art was not
of the sport I'm Mishawaka. Kid"
Ross. our local wrestler is a young
man of splendid ability in the game
and of sufficient gentlemanliness to.
see that il is kept clean at least. in
the events in which ne may partici-
pate The Mishawaka boy, we pre-
dict. will be heard from in the not
too far off future.
The Servants union of Duluth
seems TO have adopted a set Of rules
and regulations for the control OF
employers that leave the mistress of
the house no privileges at all. eX-
cept TO wash the dishes and scrub
the floors.
Why a man with a good COmfor-
table home. and some bacon, meal
and potatoes in the house would
ever want 10 go 10 the legislature is
another of those mysteries that will
be explained when the inpenetrable
scroll that divides time and eternity
is finally rolled up.
It is costing $1,000 TO kill man
in the European war. In Georgia
frequently II costs less than 81 cents.
In other words, there was no leak.
Barney Baruch was inspired and ne
fell upon the street like a thousand
of brick
Another way 10 promote the day
light saving plan is for people not
10 waste so much daylight in frivol-
ity and Incidence.
Suffra getes with banners are