Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-10-28

Six years elapsc; In the meantime. she
! Has become expensive lux-u-
| For nc knows that with every change of wind
| Some different furs hos got to nnd
! And Il keeps him hunting carly and late,
| Stumbling through forest cursing his fate
| And the girl OF his dreams from night till dawn
| Just stays in the Cave and tries em on!
MORAL
! And the rule Is the o-day then,
| And will always be. in the lives Of men:
| You may grab your girl, but you'd best beware!
F.! It's life job giving her things to wear!
Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.
| "Ah goes { prayah meetin' regular" said
| Charcoal Eph soliioqutstically. AN e church
twice on Sundays. but what's de use when All
! got { drive burned OF newl all week? Try
| some pickle, Mistah Jackson
Curions.
Just happened to think-funny. but true
that every made a pioneer Of
himself considered looney! Can you TO-
cate single exception? Look EN- over.
DnnRer, BLOW Your Horn:
Trouble about these hug tight roadstere
Is. they're dangerous
ooh. they don't 10 SO fast"
"rhat's tt! You never tell when one OF
the darncd things is going lead to matri-
mony."
Out in Kansas City n bunch Of girls organized
liygfenic Club, sworn never to permit kissing
By any man who mustachc.
All the men these girls knew promptly grow
mustachcs
Tho club dsbenEed
Th.t fellow Jones is terribly afraid of his
wife, isn't hco"
Afraid! Why. he's so afraid of her that once
when she caught him telling the truth he lost
two teeth trying to lie out OF it,"
Defined.
And what, Mr.. snitiies." asked the antique
lady who had been playing the piano what
Is meant BY tho expression a work of superero-
CATION -"
WAY" said Snflcs. the brute. that Is when
you tell NE that you play entirely by ear"
4 Success
Was Ejoaes pleased with his reception by
the audience Oh his FIRST appearance as Ham
let?'
Yes. he was highly battered. They only
broke his leg. when they might have killed
him."
Going Up:
Cholly--Do YOU know. Miss Myrtle pom my
word. have half mind
Myrtle-You don't mean IT, Goodness how
you're Improving
Provisions.
EGGS, guaranteed country fresh.... 60 cents
Eggs country. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. co cents
eggs. store kind Observation-Disclosures, so cents
Eggs. very old storage. ................ 40 cents
Plain eggs (you take Il chance)..... 81 cents
Eggs for theatrical purposes .......... 10 cents
The Nny Women.
Now that President Wilson has made plain
his long established convictions on equal suf-
fragc the militant hecltlcrs and picketers will
howl themselves hnarsc with victory, So II
goes. brothers-we gotta stand for it,
Homer.
And why" inquired the visitor at Podunk.
ARE you tearing down the Town Hal?"
BECAUSE" said tho Oldest citizen that's
where were Eon' t build monument to Heze-
kiah Jenkins He vas born right in this town;
used t run grocery, an his sugar was all
white sand an his big potatoes was all on top
And now he's president OF railroad company
and has been indicted ten times! Yes sir, yes,
sir he's favortte son. sir!"
A Haniscr
The rain comes pouring down In sheets.
And bitter Is my cup
For all my life I've ionged to
The rain go pouring up!
Interesting Health Queries
ANSWERED. BY DIR. BRADY
Copyright. 1917. National Newspa per servce.>
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