Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-04-20

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000 dn0 berraa+aea his entire fortune
to charity Brady made his pile in
different u-avs. mostly through poIitI-
cal ADVANTAGE. He Travelled the social
or forgot ar deserted t7e friends OF his
aarfv STRUGGLES. Neither through It
ali did ra ever lose the Jeen. clear
head for which he was noted. having
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moi Know The TASTE 7g Yfguar or To-
hacr0 But he did not boast Of his
virtues Tim sir7nlz fashioned his life
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vorl. +ha+ well that g knew where his
money would do the most good and
where il would be most APPRECIATED.
He was not an uubeliever in public
libraries neither did he condemn
enlightenment OF the heather. Tt was
the poor Of New York who helped
Brady rise TO place Of wealth and
power. HIS power ceased when he
drew his last breath, but his money re-
mains 10 make little easier the bat
tie that still is wagIng in the ranks
whence he came New York and the
world need more Jim Bradys.
T. y. NlLDISH mas enlisted as q
hrst lieutenant in the engineers re
serve at Chicago. Perhaps he is. right
now, but he'll likely be fully tanned by
the time ne returns 30 private life.
COUNT Tisza. the Hungarian pre-
mier. is reported to have resigned his
a good thing for the country that he
has
list of the Chicago Tribune, referring
to the changing OF the name of the
haLser1oI 70 the Atlantic. in order 10
allay public criticism, remarked that
me management OF the Grand Pa
clEc persisted 10 defying sentiment.
The owners OF the latter blew up in
stanter and sought the scalp Of the
rightly interpreted his meaning. War
may be everything that Sherman said
II was, but plotting daily string of
humor. so-called, is not a bed of roses
by any means, contrary to the belief
OF the average reader IF you think It
is you might light your pipe and sit
in the quietude OF your home some
night and try getting up a column of
such stuff as you run across in papers
having such departments. You might
danger IN that. You know everybody's
forehead does not stretch back to the
ears.
Come again.
THE army recruiting station in
Kalamazoo. Mich. is located next. door
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