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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
BUSY ON PLANS
FOR OPENING OF
NIGHT SCHOOL
Supt. Lurton Perfecting Ar
rangements-E
Already Coming In.

School superintendent r. E. Lurton
is busy perferting arrangements for
tho opening of the night school which
will take place on November 6. 1t is
eEpacted that a large number of men
and om will avail themselves Of
the excellent opportunity afforded
them, and already enrollments are
coming in every day.
Whether or not the classes will be
as cosmopolitan as those of last year
is not known. 1t was said today that
last years night school had students
who represented fifteen nationalities.
and Furthermore. that thirty-nine oc-
equations had been represented in the
classes.
The entire plant of the high school
will be turned over to night school
work. and instruction will be offered
in a number of subjects, for instance,
shorthand. typewriting. penmanship
business law, spelling, English. cook
ing. manual training. sewing. Nor
w-efdiat1, etc. ire English classes wit
be adapted to the requirement of for.
eigners, and the -four terms OF the
night school have given the staff wide
experience in making this instruction
a speciality.
The teachers are all members Of thu
regular high school faculty and pecu'
liarly we'll fitted for the task await:
ing them, into which they enter will
much enthusiasm.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
oM|E]|''CuARD0F
THE EAST SIDE
TO THIEF RIVER
ting Autumn Weather has
| no Terrors for Men
Meet Other Units.

despite the biting autumn chill of
ssterday, about 40 members Of the
asst Grand Forks home guard-offi-
ally known as Company IS, First
%innesota battalion. home guard
ent to Thief River Falls for the our
Use of joining other units in a drill
slich had been planned for some
he.
The departure was made early in
se morning. with Captain w. G..
ourtney in command. and the auto
ohiles carrying the party made good
ne.
Military Activity.
Spectators assembling at the Thief
liver. Falls fair grounds received a
city fair. impression Of how a train
g4camp back of the battle lines
Soks, for the members of the Crook
asst Grand Forks home guards put
5. an interesting drill which was re-
sarkable for the, discipline and pre-
sion inthe course Of d comparatively
tort time.
There were several kinds Of drills.
ne program opened with Il company
ill by the non-commissioned Off
ers, which was followed by a drill of
e commissioned officers and the
argeants' school. Squad drills, bat
lion drills and many other varieties
military exercises were gone
rough with in the course Of an elab-
ate program which extended from
o'clock in the forenoon until nearly
In the afternoon.
sit was evident from the applause
: the crowd as we'll as from the
,afse of military officers who attend
1.-THE drills that the home guards had
one much better than could evel
ave been expected.
Difficulties Decrease.
One officer commented yesterday
..ternoon upon the fact thai while i,
ormerly had been thought a pretty
ifficult task to train civilians fol-
ONE guard duties within, a reason,
bly, short time, it had been a pleas
mt surprise to all concerned that the
o%lunteers. despite many differences ir
MYSTICAL makeup. had become organ
ed so we'll and so uniformly in {
10Et period. 1t was also said thai
ven though it might never become
ecessary to call the home guards ou1
IDrs active service. the men would al
Tays be much benefited by the train.
ng which they receive while work.
ng in the home guard battalions.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
"KAYSER" GOT
BACK BULLET
AGAIN IN RUSH
East Grand Forks Show Dis.
approval Of His Pro-
German Utterances.

The "Kayser' is back--tkat Is, not
Kaiser Wilhelm der Schrechl:che, hut
one O: his apparent friends VINO per-
sis;s in airing his pro German sympa-
thies whenever opportunity presents
itself. and also, at times. When he Is
the only one who thinks there Is such
an opportunity.
Richard Kayser. be it known, in
vaded the American territory Of East
Grand Forks yesterday. He came
without an army but still believed he
could capture the stronghold.
The police forces. led by their gen.
eral. Chief Alb. Hurst. very swiftly
convinced the mar hat he vas on the
losing end, and the battle Of words
which ensued between the w oppos-
ing units, quickly ended with over
whelming defeat Of Kayser.
It is this way: Kayser was we'll
known to the local authorities. and
to give him another chance to stir up
trouble in East Grand Forks. About
two months ago he had been implicat.
ed in :, fray in a local store and was
then given to understand that the
population would not stand for his
tactics.
To make a long and sorry tale short:
The "kayser" was solemnly deported
from the territory Of the city, but
soon turned up in Crookston.
Thrown Into Jail.
However. East Grand Forks mus
have held some attractions for him
for he returned. and then. as already
said. he was captured and lodged ii
the dungeons of the police prisons.
This morning he was given to un,
derstand that he must leave not only
the city. but Polk county altogether
with the further indication that i
ever he exhibits his parsonage in thi.
county. the authorities will punish
him to the limit.
The charge On which Kayser wa!
held was that Of disorderly conduct.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
GEORGE Won ELM IS
HOLDER OF GOLF TITLE
OF UTAH AT T

George Won Elm. is years Of age.
won the Utah state golf championship
yesterday by defeating T. Gilmer. 9 to
8. Won Elm started playing golf as
a caddie on theIsalt Lake links FIVE
years ago.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
VERN JOHNSON GOES
TO DULUTH TO JOIN
UNITED STATES ARMY

Vern johnson Of East Grand Forks
was accepted for service in the United
States army by the local recruiting
office last Saturday, and this morning
he left for Duluth, MINI.
The enlistments in the local office
have so far been very encouraging to
Sergeant Coomler. in charge Of the
office, and he said today hat the cam
paign Is by M means over yet.
So as to clinch his words, he put up
SINE new signs inviting young men to
join the liberty army and fight ito
make the world safe for democracy"
and he Is confident that there will be
many more coming before he removes
the signs for good.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
POR
B. MACNATES
in TRAIN WRECK
National League Commits
sioners Escape Injuries in
Wreck Enroute to N. Y.

Pittsburgh, Oct. S.-Members Of the
national baseball commission were on
the Pennsylvania Limited on their way
from Chicago to New York when the
train was wrecked early today near
Beaver Falls. Reports to Pennsylva-
mia railroad o Gals here said none
Of the commission had been injured.
although enginemen had been buried
in the wreckage and a number of pas
sengers had been hurt.
The injured we're confined to the
engine crews. Four of these were
badly hurt. The passengers. including
the commission, were brought to Pitts
burgh and continued their journey.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
SEVEN MORE PUPILS
ENROLLED D AT
THE CENTRAL SCHOOL

The enrolment at the Central
school vas increased by eve pupils
today when four children of the Pres
ting family, recently arrived from
Moorhead. were sen to the local
school for the first time, and three
children Of the Wirth family likewise
registered.
1t was said at the school that it is
not too often hat two families stimuli
~taneously contribute as many as seven
children to the enrolment.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
Bank Position

Aaker's Business College received
another request today from a bank
a lady stenographer making four
openings this week. Miss Lena
has just gone into Secruity
fState Bank, at Benson, Mimi, as stem
making two bank positions
sssg1lled during the week, Leading bust
mess men want A. B. c. trained office
sl1elph II other schools were as good
SthSir graduates would be in equally
great demand. Send for general cat
Ea1oR or gas tractor and auto engineer
Eng cataLog. They are free.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08

. =
Il SPORT GOSSIP. 4
ssss =
Joe Mattern. former Minnesota and
Lehfgh university football starr is
coaching the central high school
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
FRISCO AND MABEL
TRASK, WORLD RECORD
BREAKERS, WILL RACE

Lexington, Ky, Oct. s.-Today's
program promises to- be one Of the
best Of the entire two weeks grand
circuit trotting here with the Castle
ton cup. for free-for-all trotters, as
the feature event. Mabel Trask and
ST. Frisco. speed marvels, are expect
ed to stage a great duel.
St. Frisco set a new worlds record
for trotting stations this season at
2:O1 "a. and Mabel Trask set a new
worlds record for three consecutive
heats at 2:O2 "a, 2:02 IA and 2:03
"a.
The second big event is the cham
pion futurity for f~our-year-old trot-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
VAUDEVILLE ACTORS
TO ENTERTAIN TROOPS

London, Oct. Slight official army
theatres. regularly supplied with COM
edy, melodrama, musical comedy and
vaudeville. are to be established for
the. amusement Of the British soldiers.
1t is the aim of the authorities to
provide the soldiers with good acting
and to conduct the theatres on a busi-
ness basis. Vaudeville troupes are
now being organized.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
SIG ODLAUG IS
WITH LINFOOT'S

Sig Odlaug, for years with the w.
II. Bird company, and recently with
the A. B. Rhinehart Hardware COM
pany. is now connected with the c.. l..
Linfoot Hardware company.
Mr.. Odlaug is very popular and has
been in the hardware business for ff-
teen year. He will undoubtedly be a
valuable addition to the Linfoot staff.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
THE TRAIL OF THE SERPENT.

Oshkosh Northwestren: Persistent
reports have been circulated at She
boygan that the ONE who are knit
ting sweaters for the soldiers are
wasting their time as soldiers are
compelled to pay for these sweaters"
The S~heboygan Press has taken the
pains to investigate these M and
Of course finds they are ~unfounded.
Blu: a related question is, Who is re-
sponsible for starting and pushing
such untruthful reports?
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
THE LOYAL NEED NOT FEAR.

Eau Claire Telegram: The censor
ship power placed in the hands of
Postmaster General Burleson is a
stronger method than the one which
was killed after so much cutlery. The
reason probably is that everybody
knows that no publication kept those
Of disloyal nature is going to have any
trouble. and they ought to have all
the trouble that can be devised for
them.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08

eleven at Duluth and expects t. bring
his team in line for the Minnesota
high school championship. Mattern
coached the Dunwoody Institute Of
Minneapolis last. year and developed
a strong machine.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08

Beginning today student officers at
the training camp at Fort Sheridan
entered upon a strenuous course in
boxing. More than 500 pairs of box
ing gloves have been obtained and
the first lessons were under the in
struction Of Martin Delaney. physical
director for the Chicago Athletic club,
who has volunteered his services.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-10-08
EAST SIDE BRIEFS

Mrs. Earl Capes left Sunday for
her home in Charles City, Iowa, by
way Of Minneapolis. where she will
join her husband.
Joe I.aboda. 521 Sibley street, left
yesterday noon for Chicago, where he
had been called by telegram an
nouncing the death. Of his sister.
w. p. Scott of Ardoch, N. D., was
a visitor in the city yesterday.
William Ecker, school superintend-
ent at Ardoch, N: D., visited the city
Yesterday and called on several
friends. ''-'
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22
LANE BURG

5..ra -iz months lay of, i a5eaWea a.t.
 sa.#h is very coed al ta.s ErianE
 the farmers are oiae
 present.
 4a tae 15,h 2lcEae Cam. 7a3t 5a H. Lataer Hme3. ajEo Martin ana Ei.iz WhifesH Ouf to Hope [. Ide Read C4mo Convention of the W Q. N. All r"ported pleasant trIo.
 Jewel Mum and Tom Davis T ended court Monday, and seV- e.al others expect to attend dur ing the session.
 Bro. Felts preached an interes. ting sermon at our burg Sunday afternoon.
 J. W. Sampson made flying trip Sunday afternoon. Hurrah! for him.
 The singing at J. B. Munn's Saturday night was extra fine for our town, and so was the one at E. k, Hudson's Sunday night. Grady Sampson feels awfully big since he became 2l last Tuesday. Cyrus Dickinson made long trip to the sand Sunday. carry ing d package of peanuts to see his girl. He should have car ried candy. G. W. Duke was Prescott visitor Monday.
 If you want te see Girteen smile ust say Bunk.
 As news is scarce will ring off by asking you all out 10 |psayermeeting and Sunday School.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22
ADVERTISED LETTERS

Tine following is tae list of ict- sre# manning unclaimed in the rostoflice for the week e1Iirg @Wca 2a l9tG asJ if mol eaGad fir hy Apv .. 1917 Wlii L. sr Ara j e'he Dead Letter 0tti .e, G4,. n T q'cbsan. a3ez r 1 iae Edie Q4-es X t Grow ey, Fred \ VI u
 rf.. Mioeliit ias 6dchns.
 re. Hecv nlsi=er, Eara Green Ass James J4t asor, Mrs MuHie F..let H.iss Mandy Ware, Mis- toreb Walker Nrs. Annie Har.- moll.
 When calling for the above please say advertised.
 John A. harr. Postmaster.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22

| Highest Cash Price Paid for edaS eisS J. M. Duke, 'es. Meat Market. Nv. T. WoodaI, of Laneburg, ks in town yesterday. sHon. U A. Gentry, of Hope. ks a Prescott visitor Saturday. lust finished a large brick kin. Ee me if you need brick. J. ". Marshal. Abe Mitchell of near Falcon lin the city this week attendina krt.
 RUB.MY-T -TIsH Antiseptie. klieyes Rheumatism, Spraius, kuralgia. etc. Eolorate for painting straw -aIl eolors at Hes.eny Draa fre.
 &orn- Last Sunday morning to and Mrs Sid Waters of Rsstoa, a boy. 8irs. >aH Br9dt.s visiting ! pafena. lf.aa... ...#,i.
 sutton k9lattua #e, Ed Heat strong N"-f-. \ 2 at lE l re-
 sd
 sar. ea.G-.
 
 Hope
  ta...a ,as,..sz R|e make |oaus on liberal Jagp ] Ilmpfo,aa 4eaH tafe. X. l. Ht4kci Fice at Court House Phone 344g. phere will be an interesting eeting of the A. 0. U. " lodge Ft Monday eve Let all the kmbers attend.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22

Hon. W. N. Mum of Lane- burg was in the city yesterday.
 Break your Cold or La Grippe with a few doses of 666.
 W. r. Lewis and W. H. Me William of BodcaW, were pleas ant callers at this office Tuesday afternoon. These two gent e. men are here as jurors at th2 special term of court.
 Born on the 18th of March, to Mir. and Mrs. Duane Ashcraft, at Greenbrier, Wyoming, a toy. Mrs. Ashcraft will be remember ed here as Miss Euphia Garrett. Grandpa Joe, was little ner- yous when he broke the news to the editor.
 Our fellow townsman and Sup erintendent of Public Schools of Prescott, C. M. Hirst, has been appointed by Governor Brough as one of the Text Book Commis- sioners. This is very responsi- ble position, and we are glad that Mir. Hirst has been recog- nized as one worthy of this place.
 J. L. Stinnett, of Barham was in the city last Monday. He pnr- chased a Big Willie cultivator while here. He stated that he read so much about the cultiFa- tor in the Picavune that he could not reslsJ farther. Mir. Stinnett is che of our most progressive farmers and keeps right up with the times.
 This office was honored by a cal from a bunch of gentlen an sst Tuesday af.sfnaaa tbat a.e appreciate very much. ssThese aeatIemen h35l from TaNJertoaa-
 b ana std o1 Che follow ing. Perry WarmaeE. candidate tor sh riff, Gland and Edgar thompson, ]. L.5yest and ]. R. Young.
 Prof. ]. NJ. Loe, who l. been teaching for the past few months at Holly Springs, is at home for awhile. The measles broke out n the school and it became nee essary to close the same. Miss Joe Ann Mccain assisted him in the school. The patrons were well pleased with these two pendjd teachers and it is to be ~a2retted that they were not permitted ta=6nish the term.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22
Money to Loan on Real ftate Security at reasona-
 Rates. No Red Tape or Png Waiting. l H. B. Mckenzie.

Ernest Avery, one of our
 endid young farmers on route 8was Tn the city Wednesday
 d had the Picayune sent to his
 fress.
 Eonroe Graham, one of Hemp,
 ad county s best farmers. wa. faller one day last week and Rnded us the wherewith tc sper.
 Be Ben Alarm Clocks fully
 pra ~ran'eed at Hesterly Drug
 rof Garland Starnes of Em
 Was a.ealler l8st Saturday \ 1 .aat te i get 4p ! '. ea12asee neat IA ais an | Ia ia ta n i. a ffk of Nevada County. 1. e. R5..... {, a' .'ae't ast 1aa,aas u !, aser al.4 IA l as1 Hs a1Jre. l one year Roy 5 boy is a5ou. lou. ,a9a# e.4. 6ua h .s.ll l.E |t;sa |tlash Lights. Flash Light Ba kps lvs oal ana Globes at Hesterly
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22

.be Mitchell of near Falcon,
 in the city this week attendino
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22
LOCALS

uigbest Cash Price Paid for
 edas lisS J. M. Duke, 'es Meat Market.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-03-22

PHR.NY=T =TIS,H Antiseptic. llieyes Rheumatism, SpraiuS, Puralgia, etc.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1917-09-20
congressman Planning to Get
Back to Home Eats in October

chorus and by the audience. About
one hundred and twenty-five enioyed
the supper and considering that it was
all planned so hurriedly it was a
most pleasing affair only saddened by
the thought that we are to miss these
young men from our midst for some
time but happy in fact that no vicinity
is sending better or Drawer young men
into the field to uphold the country's
honor than are we.
At meeting of the school board
last Tuesday evening, d. G. Ellsbury
was chosen clerk of the board and
Sam Shaw was chosen as a director
Thede Philips was awarded the con-
tract for bus driver for both routes
at twenty cents per mile.
The ladies Of the Light Brigade sur
prised Mrs. r. C. Mueller Thursday
afternoon by spending the afternoon
with her. They took their lunch
with them and before leaving present.
ed her with a piece of china as
slight taken of their love and esteem
for her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mueller will soon leave
for their new home in Litchville and
will be deeply missed by their host of
friends in and about Lucca. The
very best wishes of all go with them
tC their new field of activities.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1917-09-20
(Notarial seal)
ROGERS
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$&$%+4+++$++*$$ - =
Citizen, Sept. 14.-Mrs. Geo. Stearns
autoed down to Valley City Monday
for short visit.
p. M. McGarry left the first of the
week for Darlington on business
mission.
s. Wilburn Of Enderlin was Wis
itor in Rogers last Thursday on bust
ness matters.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phillips of Hope Wis
tied over Sunday at the home OF DR..
and Mrs. P. M. Kellog and family.
Clair Meade returned Sunday even
ing from Iowa, where he had spent
some time visiting relatives and
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Lovelace ar,
the parents Of baby boy born t..
them on Monday DR.. Kellog was II
attendance.
G.. C. Hlstad came up from Vaiie.r
City last Friday and spent Friday and
Saturday here looking after business
in this vicinity.
Miss Helen Kiser left last Thursday
morning for Sterling, to spend few
days visiting relatives and friends at
that place
Floyd Stanchfield left the first Of
the week for Valley City
NJ. L. Mead Of Valley City spent
last Thursday visiting in Rogers
John Clancy and sister spent Sum
: day visiting with friends in Valley
City. .
Miss Conlon of Eckelson, is the
guest at the F. B. Vandrovec home
this week.
S., p Nokken left on Tuesday ev-
ening for points in Canada to spend
few days on business matters.
Mrs. Jasper Sweet is spending few
days in Valley City this week visiting
with relatives and friends.
Mrs Maud Owens of Bismarck
spent the time between trains last
Friday visiting at the home Of NJ. D.
Kiser.
Mrs. Frank Sanford came up from
Valley City Wednesday to spend
few days at the farm near this place.
E. L. Mccain left on Tuesday even;
ing for Canada where he will join his
wife in visit with relatives and
friends.
Mrs. II. Weston and sons, Roy and
Eli came up from Valley City and Wis.,
tied over Sunday at the home of Mrs.
Mary Yule.
Floyd Stanchfeld returned to Rog-
ers last Friday evening after having
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1917-09-20
NoLTjMIER ITEMS
+ + + + + d p i. j. !. \ h h l.

4 birthday party was held at the
McClafin home Saturday afternoon in
honor of Ida Marie. Ida Bell and viii.
liam McClafiin.
Mrs. frankie McClonin and Chill.
dren are spending a few weeks at
the Frank McClofin home.
The Wolski family called at the
Fred Bell home Sunday afternoon.
Fred Bell took load of grain to
Oriska Friday.
Lillie> Bell has been spending a
week with relatives in Tower City.
Fred Bell and son, Henry called at
c. A. Newman's Sunday.
Mary Fisher is spending few days
with her sister Mable in Marion.
The Ladies Aid of Wesley Chapel
met with Mrs. George Raveling Thurs
day.
William Wolski was in Valley City
Saturday.
Harry CAST was an over Sunday Wis
itor at the Wolski home.
Elanch McClafiin is assisting Mrs,
Thiel Raveling with the house work.
Mrs. Fred Eeil and daughters, vi
ola and Murlie and son Clifford,
were callers at the VIM. Wolski home
Monday afternoon.
Fritz Priebe is staying with his
brother. Otto at the present time.
Roy Stiles was business caller in
Valley City Thursday.
Richard Eggert of Ashtabula called
at the Roy Stiles home Thursday ev.
ening.
Ross R. Reed who has been working
tor Roy Stiles left for Minneapolis
Friday.
Mrs. Lizzie McClaf1in and children
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1917-09-20
EAsTEDGE
) +++$+%%sss $4,000.
News Of Nome Trih,1uo Cont 4

news or Nome Tribune, Sept. H.
Johan Hanson of Harmony, Mimi,
was visitor at the home of his uncle,
z. Z. Remmen between trains Friday,
Mrs. M. A. Anderson and Mrs. Ed.
Baarstad and daughter, Harriet were
passengers to Fargo Monday returning
Wednesday.
Thos. Gullickson made trip to
Fingal Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Ruud, Miss Haz-
ell Ausk and Olaf Ruud of Nome were
guests at the Iverson home Sunday.
Mrs. c. Hansen and son, Warren of
L1tchville were arrivals Saturday, Wis
ltlng at the home of MI and Mrs. I.
Jacobson until Tuesday. II
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Storhoff and
children visited at the Matson home
Monday afternoon
Confirmation Services will be held
in the Waldheim Church Sunday, Sept.
23rd.
M. H.. Ramseth returned to his
home at Valley City Monday having
spent the past week attending to his
farm interests, during threshing.
The Nelson & Gilbertson and the
Hagen threshing rigs finished jobs
Tuesday.
H. Johnson, who has been working
for Ole Nyberg during harvest and
threshing returned to his home at
Fargo Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Matscn, and daugh-
ter, Amy spent Sunday at the Ed. Rod
lin home.
Miss Jennie Nelson arrived Friday
from Kathryn for a visit at the Geo.
Strand home.
Mrs. Karn Severson returned Fri
day from a few days visit at the home
OF her sister, Mrs. e. M. Larson near
Kathryn.
Certain party or parties while out
joy riding Sunday, was apparently in
ebriated with too much joy, thus ex-
ceeding the speed limit and running
over a dog, barely escaping hitting
larger obstacles in the road.