Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-12-06

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erick of Denmark, and later robbed
that country of two provinces that
gave Germany an opportunity to be-
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come naval power. Murder is
dirty work. but it takes a Hohenzol-
Tern to make way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand,
you set the world on fire and bells
of hell were ringing; your rape on
Belgium caused much Joy. 1t was
the beginning, perfect foundation
of perfect hell on earth; the de-
struction of noble cathedrals and
other infinite works Of art was
hailed with Joy in tho internal reg
ions. You made war on friends and
foe alike, and the murder of civil
ians showed my teachings had borne
fruit. Your treachery to neutral ma
lions fastened a universal upheaval,
the thing I most desired Your un-
der-sea warfare is a master stroke.
from the smallest mackerel pot to
the Lusitania you show no favorites;
as war lord you stand supreme, for
you have no mercy; you have no
consideration for the baby clinging
to its mothers breast as they both
go down into the deep together,
only to torn apart and leisurely de-
voured by the sharks down among
the corals
Il have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France. have
seen your work of destruction every
where; it's all your work, super
fiend that l made you. l have seen
the fields of Poland, now a wilder
ness fit for prowling beasts only;
no merry children in Poland now
they all succumbed to frost and star
walton. drifted down into Galicia
where formerly Jews and Gentiles
lived happily together; l found but
ruins and ashes; | felt a curious
pride in my pupil, for it was all
above my expectations. / was in
Belgium when you drove the peace
full population before you like cattle
into slavery; you separated man and
wife and forced them to hard labor
in the trenches. / have seen the
most fiendish rape committed upon
young women, and those who were
forced into maternity were cursing
the father of their offspring, and
began to wonder if my inferno were
really uptodate.
you have taken millions of dol
lars from innocent victims and call
ed it indemnity; you have lived fat
on the land you usurped and sent
the real owners away to starvation
You have strayed away from legal
lied war methods and introduced a
code of your own. You have killed
and robbed the people of friendly
nations and destroyed their proper
ty. You are liar and a hypocrite
and buffer of the highest magni-
tude. You are part of mine, and
yet you pose as a personal friend Of
God! All, Wilhelm, you are a won
der You wantonly destroy all things
in your path and leave nothing for
coming generations.
81 was amazed when / saw you
form partnership with the impos-
sible Turk, the chronic killer of
Christians, and you a devout wor-
shipper in the Lutheran church.
confess, Wilhelm, you are a puzzle
at times. A Mohammedan army,
commanded by German officers, as
sisting one another in massacreing
Christians is a new line of warfare.
w HeH II ITuSSldU OIIlCeT can Witness
a nude women being disemboweled
by a swarty Turk, committing a dou-
BILE murder by one cut of his sabre,
and calmly stand by and see house
full of innocent Armenians locked
up, the house saturated with oil and
fired, then my teachings did not
stop with you, but have been extend
ed to the whole German nation
confess my Satanic soul grew sick,
and then and there l knew the pupil
had become the master. am back
number, and, my dear Wilhelm,
abdicate in your favor. The gavel
that has struck the doom of damned
souls since time began is yours;
em satisfied with what l have done,
shat my abdication in your favor is
for the very best interests Of hell
in the future I am at your majestys
service. Affectionately and sincere
ly,
LUCIFER H. SATAN.