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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
IF KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
Says Baekache is Sign You Have
Been Eating too Much Meat, Which
Forms Uric Acid.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region 1t
generally means you have been eating
too much meat, says a well-known au-
thority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter it from the blood and they
become sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them, like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine Is
cloudy, full of sediment, channels Of
ten get sore, water scalds and you
are obliged to seek relief two or three
| times during the night.
, Either consult a good, reliable ply
stefan at once or get from your pharm-
acist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of wa
ter before breakfast for few days and
your kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice. combined with
lithia, and has been used for genera
lions to clean and stimulate sluggish
kidneys. also to neutralize acids in
the urine so it no longer irritates, thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes a delightful effer-
vescent lithia-water drink. advt.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
:. s. TO GIVE CALIFORNIA
MOTORIST WEEKLY BULLETINS

WASHINGTON April 6.-Beginning
today the San Francisco Office of the
Forest Service will issue weekly re-
ports on the condition of the principal
automobile roads in the National For
ests of California. This information
will be obtained from the Forest rang
ers and will be furnished to newspa-
pers, press associations. automobile
clubs, hotels, and other interested org
anizations, by which it will be made
available to motorists.
The twenty National Forests in
California comprise more than 19,5OO,-
900 acres of land and contain approx
imately $500 miles of road.
There are in addition $500 miles Of
trail which make accessible the more
remote regions. Many of these roads
penetrate large stretches of wild
mountain country where thousands Of
people go each summer to escape the
heat of the lower valleys.
The present roads are to be sup
planted by $1OOO0,OO0 worth of others,
made possible by the Federal Aid Road
Act.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
]. D. STEWART is AGENT
BOIL WEEV!L ERADICATOR

1t will be of interest to the people of
Sumter, Macon and Houston counties
to know that Mr.. ]. D. Stewart, Amer
icus. Ca, has accepted the agency for
the Hall Boil Weevil Eradicator in
this territory.
This machine has been demonstrated
to the practical farmers all over Geor
gia and has met an enthusiastic recep-
ton wherever shown.
The manufacturers have testimon-
iaIs of the highest order showing that
the machine will practically eliminate
the first crop of weevils, which all gov
eminent experts state is absolutely
necessary this year to make the bot
tom and middle crop of cotton.
This machine is simplicity itself. 1t
is not operated ON wheels nor attach
ed to pillow stock, but can be operat-
ed by a twelve-year old boy over six
acres of ground per day.
Mr.. Stewart believes the machine
will be a big factor in combating the
ravages of the boil weevil pest this
year, and he anticipates doing large
volume of business with it.
Any planters in any of the above
ramed counties who are go interested
should at once see this machine dem
onstrated by Mr.. Stewart at Americas
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06

and led about by his master But she
mustn't lead him into the hotel. Not
even up on the front porch.
Freak gowns an dthe usual fancy
didoes of society are here in plenty
but they're under cover until the dawn
of Sunday morning. The hotels have
been crowded to capacity for more
than a week Some suites rent for
$10O day. The city expects to have
a population of 100000 during the eel
ebration Easter Sunday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
How to Fly The Flag

When the Standard
tuition God forbid that should
msoned unur and bear what
humble individual best discharge defending "Dan
e
FLY THE FLAG" amended
Fly the Flag Properly
to the breeze in old this greatly
patriotic effect
There lows governing
The Stars and Stripes
of the records at Washington which all
who fly the flag should follow
At Morning and Evening military posts civil
"The Star Spangled Banner"
The flag should the should
be raised or lowered by mechanical mechanism
When the national and other flown together the
national flag should the right side Of the building
When the flag is suspended
the street the union the north
ming east and west to the running north and south
should should
circumstances should the pillars the
walls baustrad Flags originally for the of be-
ing flown them to misuse them
staple decorations desired white and blue bunting properly
daped, will give better effect than draUed flag.
The should table desk box
o where anything be placed it
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
EXCURSION FARES TO
ATLANTA, GA, AND RETURN

Account of Grand Opera by Metro
rolitan Opera Company Of New York
City, April 1928, inc, 1917. Tickets on
sale April % to Is, inc. Final limit
May 1. 1917. Ask any Central OF
Georgia Railway ticket agent for fol-
der, giving detailed information as to
the dates Of operas. casts, etc.
CENTRAL OF GEORGIA RAILWAY
27-1m The Right Way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-04-06
\ y u \ + 4 r \ = \ = 4 = :
+ FRENCH GIRL WANTED PEEP :
= AT HER BELOVED HOME 4

= LONDON, April GA French
+ girl seized chunk of mud from
+ a Tommie's knapsack at Charing
= Cross station with the explana-
\ ton that now she could take a
= peep at her beloved home land
y whenever she wanted to.
E y = = = \ = = = = + = =
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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06


After waiting for two weeks with
out a call, the young doctor who had
hung out his "shingle" in a country
town was awakened one night by an
old farmer who wanted him right
away for his boy, who had been sud-
denly stricken with a severe pain in
the region of his stomach The young
doctor FASTENED to the house and
found the boy laying on the bed in
evident pain and surrounded by the
family and neighbors. He looked at
the patient for minute, then wishing
to impress them all with his superior
knowledge of medical terms, he spread
out his chest and said: "This should
cause you no alarm. 1t is nothing
but corrustified exegesis, antipas-
medically emanating from the germ
of the animal refrigerator, producing
a prolific source of irritability in the
profundity." The farmer looked at
him for moment and replied: "Now
that's just what | sed it waz, but my
wife she lowed it wuz wormsl"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
TALES OF TOWN

A stepmother and preacher gener-
ally get the worst of it at the hands of
public opinion.
The thing every man fears is that
his doctor will be frank enough to
tell him the truth.
4 q q
Our idea of the fifth wheel--being
in company with stalwart young sol
der and pretty girl.
q 4 q
When a cool spell does come along,
the cold water faucet in the kitchen
seems to be the last to find it out.
4 z q
If the scent loaf comes back as
predicted, probably it will be adj
ministered by homeopathic physi-
clan.
The real test of thrifty man is
keeping his expenses down to the
old figure after his salary has been
raised.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
INSTANT ACTION
SURPRISES MANY HERE

This grocer's story surprises Local
people: 81 had bad stomach trouble
All food seemed to sour and form
gas. Was always constipated. Moth
ing helped until l tried buckthorn
bark, glycerine, etc., as mixed in
Adler-i-ka. ONE SPOONFUL aston
ished me with it's INSTANT action.
Because Adler-i-ka flushes the EN-
TIRE alimentary tract it relieves
ANY CASE constipation, sour stom-
ach or gas and prevents appendicitis.
1t has the QUICKEST action of any,
thing we ever sold. Haley-Miles Drug
Co. k5
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

A ND then there is the other fellow
the young man who lays awake
nights TO invent some plan by which
he may evade the duty he owes to
the country of his birth or adoption.
He must remember that this war will
not last always and that a great pro-
portion of those who 20 away will
return. He must remember that old
soldiers will sit highest in the councils
of the nation for another fifty years,
that the man who has been in the
army will be given the preferment
In politics, in business and in the pro-
fessions, and that the man who has
not been in the army, if he is known
to be Stacker, for the rest of his
life must make way for the soldier.
1t will be hard job TO be a Stacker
when the war is over, much harder
than tc face the test now, and unless
boy is willing to face a life of
sneers, abuse and of scorn, with every
possible disadvantage to social and
business advancement thrown in his
way, to be denied even the comfort
of living job and with no assurance
except that of neglected grave and
a forgotten name, he will think and
think long before he puts his name
to an affidavit which, if disallowed,
or allowed and later shown to be sub
terfuge, will brand him for life with
cross deeper and redder than the
accursed mark Of Cain.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

TN his reply to the pope's peace pro
posals President Wilson gave ex
preston to the very thoughts that arr
in the heart of every American. His
words embody the principles of justice
and of the welfare of all peoples
They should prove an inspiration SC
long as time shall last, not only to the
American people but also to those
peoples abroad who are reaching out
for those principles of liberty and
freedom that we ourselves enjoy.
THE world is fortunate in that the
President was accepted as spokes-
man for the enemies Of Germany.
His reply to the Pope expresses what
are American aims, and it is worth
more than can be calculated that all
the allies have set before them, and
must endorse, the statement Of war
aims which the President has made.
Punitive damages" he advises ally
and enemy alike, "the ACKNOWLEDGMENT
of empires, the establishment Of sell
fish and exclusive leagues, we deem
and in the end worse than
futile, no proper basis for a peace
Of any kind, least Of all for an endur-
ing peace" Peace can not be based
on projects of enmity. We are not
to have a peace, if America may state
the terms, whose system is nursery
Of conflict, neither by way of competi-
tive ornaments and worldwide mill
tary CONSUMPTION, nor Of rival customs
eagues, but a system founded upon
Justice and fairness and the common
lights of mankind" What is this but
plain notice to the world, Americas
lilies included, that the purpose of
his nation in the war is not to bring
bout peace that will necessitate or
'ermit universal military service after
he war, the seed-grain of military
tate and Of autocracy, but to bring
bout peace firmly based upon paci-
SIN, disarmament, among nations
II what use would all the billions ex-
ended on participation in war be to
ais nation, if after the war it would
e Obliged to adopt the Prussian prin-
pie of preparedness" and ever :
war? Because no guar
nty of good faith can be given by t
lie kaiser and his class, no safe peace
IN be made with them. A state hav-
z no belief but belief in physical t
rec. an oath-breaking military state, /
oted in military CONSUMPTION of all {
e people, can not be trusted to carry S
t pledged policies of peace. Only a
ON the German people able to speak o
r themselves can such pledges be a
cepted a
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
Has a High Opinion of Chamberlain's
Tablets

81 have high opinion of Chamber
lain's Tablets for biliousness and as a
laxative" writes Mrs. G. A. Barnes,
Charleston, Ill. 81 have never found
anything so mild and pleasant to use.
My brother has also used these tablets
with satisfactory results"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

answer her | am unable for / like eats
aud like them nice and when meal
is on the table she never has to call
me twice. / know that when fresh
fruit is done for I'll banker for this
homely chow. Twill be the very stuff
I'll gun for! Why, could almost eat
it nowl"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
Pun through the tears and griel

DUT through the tears and grief
there shines pride that these
men had red blood in their veins that
urged them on TO do a mans part in
their country's hour of peril. The
fame of the eternal years is theirs,
whether they come back to us or not
but here's hoping, hoping with the
prayers of all who are left behind,
that they all come back to us, when
this frightful world catastrophe is
over and peace comes to the world for
all time TO come. /,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

And just to think pa used to look
around over the table and then say
to ma: "Ain't you got nothing but
bacon?"
The city might as we'll pull down
it's speed limit signboards. The man
who drives Is miles an hour on the
streets stands to get broken springs
and his teeth shooken loose.
z = z
An Irish girl came to this country
from the Ovid Country, and soon af-
ter became a domestic in a home,
MARY, will you please put the catsup
on the table ?" her mistress instructed
her shortly before dinner one day. A
half hour later the lady of the house
asked if the catsup had been put on
the table. eff you Place, lady, | have
put four cats up on the table, but |
can't catch the fifth, an l hopes yez
will be lenient with me, lady" replied
Mary.
"How shall / know whether or
not love girl well enough to
marry herr" "Well, my boy, imagine
her on a hot, sticky day, bending over
a wash tub, scrubbing your clothes as
your mother used to do. Picture her,
as you enter, stopping her work and
wiping the perspiration from her face
with the corner of her apron. If you
feel that you would still care to kiss
her; that she'll look as good to you
as she does in her party toys, go
light ahead and marry her. She's the
sirl"
A certain Irish sergeant in one of
he regiments was exceeding wroth
When he discovered that one of his
men had paid visit to the regiment
arber and was minus his mustache.
lie Immediately went up to him. "Pri-
ate JONES'" he roared, "who on earth
ave yez permission to get that mus
ache off. Nobody" answered Jones
nconcernedly, "only l thought it
'ould improve my appearance" "Im-
rove your appearance wild face like
ours!" bawled the enraged sergeant.
If yez don't have it on again at the
fternoon parade today there1l be
'ouble"
The following story was recently
Id to illustrate the statement that
fe in the trenches has it's moments of
medy: There were two friends in
parate bays of trench. Whenever
shell burst nearby one would cry
It, Are you all right, Bill? p and the
Iswer would come back, Yes, Pm
right. After this had happened
veral times the second man cried
It: Yes, Pm all right, but what's
e excitement about?" Then the
st one answered.: "The men over
re have gotten up sweepstake on
nos going to be hit next and I've
avn you"
This tale is told, showing his wife's
'nderful tact and quickness of
t. One day he noticed woman
lom he much disliked coming up his
mt steps. Taking refuge in his bed
pm, he left his wife to entertain the
Ter. Half an hour later he emerged
I'm his retreat, listened carefully on
, landing, and, hearing nothing be- l
v, called down to his wife: "Has
1t horrible old bore gomez" The
jectionable woman was still in the
awing room, but the minister's wife
owed equal to the occasion. eyes,
ar" she called back, "she went long
o! Mrs Johnson is here now" i
4 4 4
After waiting for two weeks with
a call, the young doctor who had
no ont his "shinolev in q countrv II
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
-SRaaAlR Is no more necessary
vUAIyIyu than Smallpox, Army
HuIu experience has demonstrated
th, almost rnirarttiot.s rfrl-

czcy. and harmlessness Of Ar;is5'hod Vaccination.
BE vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and
your family. II Is vital than house insurance.
Ask your physician. druggist. or send for Have
you had Typhoid" telling Of Typhoid Vaccine.
results from us and danger from Typhoid cHriers-
TIE GUTTER LABORATORY. bs.nIff,- CAL
pssssesss vAeessss . ssasss sssga = sev. ucsass
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
Politics AnaIyzed.

Politics" said Uncle Eben, 'fs
sumpin' dat some folks would call
gamblin' If 1t could be handled as
quick as boss race or rattle"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

DUT we who remain have duty to
perform--more binding than ever
before now that our boys have gone.
We must keep the lamp of patriotism
burning in Emmett. We must create
an environment here that will not toll
crate disloyalty to the flag. and we
should help to fight this war until
America and the ideals it stands for
are safe throughout the world.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06
CURRENT COMMENT.

DERHAPS by the time this is print
ed the Idaho National Guard--Our
Boys-wili have received orders to
move to their training camp and may
even be on their way. During the
past week they have been saying
their farewells. Mothers have wept
and fathers have had difficulty in
keeping back the tears-.not that the
mothers and fathers, wives and sweet
hearts would have their men shirk
the duty and stay at home; not that
the easy way is not the best. A man
who is a man must face the tasks
he ought to face and go forth to do it
bravely, and they who must stay be-
hind, no less bravely, must make the
sacrifice with him. And to these
brave boys going away all of Emmett
joins with their mothers and fathers,
wives and sweethearts in, "Here's my |
hand. And mine, with my heart int"
TT is doubtful whether there is any
greater herolsm seen TO-DAY imam
that manifest by the mothers, wives
:gnd sweethearts of our men when the
time has come for the leave taking
before going to the front. The story
told in the daily papers of the scenes
as the troops in other states marched
away, is repetition of what takes
place everywhere. At railroad
stations women of all classes bear up
bravely under the terrible strain, try
ing to be bright right up to the last
moment, and then turning home to
take up the burden Of life, and en-
deavoring to smile through their tears.
To see and to realize what it means
is to be proud of our race.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-09-06

Old Bill Misgivens grew poetic the
other day and dashed off the follow
ing: "My wife's been Telling and
preserving to save the nations crop
of eats. with energy and grit unswerv-
ing she's put up lots of winter treats.
Her jars and tumblers line the cellar.
there won't be room for spuds this fall.
1t does no good for me to tell her
ten families couldn't eat it all. She
keeps on pairing, stewing, boiling to
fill up crock and jar and tin: when
return from daily toiling she makes
me pare and core and skin. And if
raised the least objection about this
canning industry, sh0 points knife
in my direction and in this fashion
speaks to me, 40, you're enough to
drive me crazyl only reason why you
yelp is just because you are so lazy
you hate to give little help.
At putting up this stuff you boiler,
but when it's time to put it down
I'd like to bet a silver dollar
you'll have no equal in the town." To
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