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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
These Cars Are Priced Right

-7-passcnEer Chandler. extra
tire, demonotrator =. l.l7SOo
l9i7-l.pRE Chandler Chummy
roadster IKE new .',,,'..,il 100 90
l9i7-i-paB Chandler Chummy
roadster, wire wheels, per
fec, condition ...,,....,..t SIS. 90
l9l7-King y, used vorI little, Z
passenger, must N seen TO
be appreciated ,,,.,,.....f b1b 90
1911 assenger Chandler Tour
ing car. new tires, In excel
lent shape ...,..,,,,,.,...t $50 on
1915 passenger HupmOhe
touring car, new tires, IN
perfect condition .........t $50 OC
1slS-b-passenEer Interstate. run
less than 1000 miles, a
1911. passenger why's knight
used very little. looks and
runs like neH,,,...,.,...N bbO.oO
19i7-b-p b-passenger Elcar, new.
license paid ......,,,......f 1901 90
i9i6-Hudson 60 7-pRssenger In
first class condition ....t TOO 90
I9i6-Bulck 6 roadster D-H, some
buy for .........s,,,.....I bIb 90
19i7-6-paHsenger Maxwell tour
ing car A dandy for. ..,..i $50 10
isi5-Hudson 6-6i. runs like new,
self starter ...,..,,..,...,f SIA. 100
1915 -5-psssenger Chevrolet, self
starter .................l 100
i9l5-Buick CA. new tires newly
Overhauled ,.,.,,,.,,..t 3b0 no
These cars are all In perfect condition
and are the best buys In the city,
-. ii. A..
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

WAsHlTA bottom lands. lN acres, lss
In cultivation, 10 screA In orchard, z
sets of good improvements, ~ miles
t,,,,, yood litllo town Priced TO sell.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

ron sNLtl-iIalf section In eastern
noaver county. okla, 1913 acres In Guilt
vution two weeks. No other improve.
mcnlA Price S. 400 co. on crop payment
ninn ChAH A Voters, Woodward Okla.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

100 ACRES, so acres In cultivation, bal
anoe grass, fenced and cross fenced,
5-room house, barn for I horses. small
ErAnRry. . acres hog tight fence, well
soft water cintern, orchard, living wa
tor on land; adjoins the town OF Indian
npolls, Okla, on e. H. l. a p. Ry Price
~ 500; mortgage 1890, . years per.
cent. balance Dash, WITH tltlo. Randsi
a poIndrNter clinton Okla
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
BUILDING MATERIAL AND
LUMBER

LUMBER, shingles. mouldings, sash,
doors, etc. shipped direct from mill "a
consumer. buy direct and save one
third. Unload before paying. Davern-
Brown Lumber company, Houston
Texas
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
STOLEN AUTOMOBILES.
STOLEN AUTOMOBILES

STOLEN AUTOMOBILES
500 90 reward SIS no for recovery OF
car $500 for information leading to
arrest and conviction OF thief
stolen from OKLAHOMA city. November
18th. 1918 model Hudson Super Six Tour
Ing Spcedstcr. factor No. J-l77SO Dent
: inches long In lefthand side OF body
above running board Equipped with
Hartford Shook Absorbcrs SpeedOmcter
shows about 1000 mlles The r r.
Brnnin Company, oklahoma City, Okla
$50 % Reward. $500 for recovery Of
car I2j.On for information leading TO
arrest and conviction OF thief
stolen from Jones CITY November ard
1918 Ford touring car, factory No. 2226sst
Goodrich All weather Tread Tires right
front wheel black rim, other white oil
lamp off right hand side Lining OF one
door split Communicate with the r. r.
Brnnin Company, oklahoma city.
800 90 Reward $500 for recovery OF
the car. SIS 90 for information leading 10
arrest and conviction Of thief
Stolen from Yukon. Okla, October 18th.
1917 model Hudson touring car, factory
fender dentcd FlrestOne Tires wooden
wheels, Communicate with The r r.
Branlff COmp0ny oklahoma city
$4,000 Reward Us 10 for recovery ~
car. SIS 600 for information leading to
arrest and convection OF thief
1915 model Phaeton, factory No. II
| 2lS3 Motor No M-3s5G stolen from
streets Cf Oklahoma city, October &, 1911
Communicate with Tho T. r. Branlff
Company, Oklahoma City
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
OUT OF CITY

FOn sALB-Ono Of tho best drug stores
10 Houston, Texas; paying and always
VIII pay and possibility OF big increase
In business; location ons OF tho best In
city, no trade II Interested, address
Public Drug Co Houston, Texas.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
Z. CARMAN
i22 INSURANCE. BLUV
Phone Walnut tGIN

Phone Walnut t6l6
ron SALE
Complete Job printing outfit: choice ~
nuy article, lti fonts ioh type, type
cabinets, type rucks, onsrr. kxi2 Gold.
ing, and iONlb Gordon luhhorH, two 4. c.
friction motors; ?'-inch Advance cutter;
h.nch Roschnck pcrforRtor, No. 10 wire
siitchcri two 1SNi0 imposing stones
Phelps Printing Co. i2S W 1rd ST. OK.
lrhoma CiN
DAMAGE CLAIMS adjusted, Insurance
claims and judgments collected. notes
and suhtantlar ne cunts purchased south
western Serylco Company hlS Loo lIldg
GROCERY, established years, 800 daily
cash sales no delivery so rent, t2ab
fixtures stock invoices 81 900 will re-
ducc to suit purchaser. owner tired out
cash only Crltchcr, 7 HNrrlson Ave
SMALL grocery with llylng roomn; good
downtown location w 66?i
FOR sALE-llnl interest In hest loca ted
gnrng" In city doing good business
" pray, NR N broadway
BOOMING HOUSE Nr pnlo by owner. AS
rooms, we'll furnished hest location In
city terms on part wal S1S3
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
ERSONAL
NOTICES

WE PAY spot cash for diamonds, More
hous JeWolry Co. S2b N Broadway.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

40 ACRES, all WSshlm bottom, al In
cultivation, 100 acres fine alfalfa land
Broom frame house, barn a4xeO feet.
hog sheds, 1870 acres fenced hog fence,
wntered by well, and Washita river cuts
of about ono acres timber walnut. cot
town and 10 miles from clinton. Okla.
Price $1,000; mortgage 5000, 6 percent.
due January 1. pls Randol q Poin.
dexter, clinton. okla
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

WANTED 10 buy 100 acres within miles
Of paCkiugtown must bo priced right
Wilson. 2lN baltimore
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
LOANS, REAL ESTATE sECURlT,
PRIVATE MONEY

10 loan on improved city property; loans
closed promptly; no red tape Aurelius.
swanson Co, Inc, state National Bank
Building Walnut lSe
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
80 Acre Home--Near City

This small farm Ia one Of tho very
best t0-acre farms for sale near the city,
b-room house. barn. we'll, etc. family
orchard; Nil tlllnble, smooth and prac-
ticnlB level: some creek bottom. You
can't beat II for the price, 5000. A s.
year loan has Just been approved for w.
500 balance cesh Possession January
1 Ross n, Thomas h Sons CO.. sop.io
rapnnhall nldg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

l60.ACRE aNAP ON EASY TiSaMH

l60.ACRE SNAP ON EASY TERMA
Here In u snap In Oklahoma
timber land just purchased, and
located southeast Of Albion, Okla,
on the Frisco railway. All land
sold near thla tract at public
auction NJ from 81 TO y per acre,
just the same land As the above.
! only secured this tract and one other
i60 acres United states government
Estimated tho pine timber on this
tract alone years aEo NJ On, 900
feet over a. inches thick There
should be $4,000 feet on II today.
say nothing OF the small pine or
hardwood timber 0ood mineral
prospects and nothing reserved
Absolutely cannot he duplicated, and
! q per acre cash buys H. or you
can assume t9Ol 90 payable In three
equal annual payments al percent.
AbstrNr OF tile and warranty deed
! furnished
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

iSI ACRES In washIia bottom, except
is ncrcp. that s sets Of Al improve
ments are hullt on, Will trnde Tor lm.
proved farm near city Wilson, $50
baltimore Building
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

CLONt IN OoroaEe WITHIN seven or sIglt
blnchr of one of our large ward
schools. not fur from car line; iivs-room
house; flno outbplldlnasj fenced hog
ideal close In country homo nj a price
YOU would have 10 pay for two lots with
less improvements IN town; this 10
priced 10 soil Phone Wal 2Oi2
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

1000 ACRES OF grading land, township
and 2 north, ! and . south, range u,
hercd, with oil lease; price, ieb0 Der
acre h A. NewmanH, Atoka, Okla.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
Corn and Alfalfa Farm

100 acres all bottom, located Is miles
from oklahoma Clty, 80 acres In cultlVa.
ton. \ acres In alfalfa This farm IL OF
the market Saturday night, a genuine
LOCKWOOD INVESTMENT CO,
s0q Camnhell bldg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20

lCO IN CAbDO county, eS miles from
nngcr; nll good farm land; 100 acres
now In cultivation, balance native blue
smnl barn: good family orchard. wen;
windmill. and soft water, fine locust
grove: located I'm q high class nelgh..
horhood this Ia good corn or cotton land
and lays wells price $500; 81, 500 cn7h,
balance nt percent interest; here IL y
iarm, n planted 10 cotton, should pay
lnr Itself next year, II well cared for. nt
present prices paid for cotton, q, T.
brake Anndprhn Okla
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-20
AUTOS. VEHICLES AND
ACCESSORIES
ATTENTION

Due 10 the fact that the government
has commahdcercd larKs percent OF the
automobile factory production. II Ia now
very difficult To secure shipments of
new cars This fact Is making tho used
car market decidedly stronger II yoB
contemplate purchasing n new or used
car. IT vii hc well worth your Whllo TO
cars are taken We have \ few goot
cars LETT which We nrr otcrluB the
week
1917 MODELS
Grant iumoustTatur touring cars tRTOcu
body trimmed In whltrl latest model
Grant demonstration touring Cnr
Studobaker roadster S-pnsscugcr.
Moon roadster 3-plsscnEor.
National Six i-pHsscnger (hluc)
1915 MODELS
National Twelve 7.pus4cngCr (groyl
GrNlt six touring car thRch.
Mitchell touring car
OTHER MODELS
Ruick -Four b.pNsscngcr rebuilt and
newly painted
llupmuhllc roadster, model "32
Chevrolet roadster. 'Rnyul Mail"
Studcbakcr touring car
wal aos IN W End
FOR sALE--ChNlmors light Sin. I'M.
$500 Buick big six, late modcl Ford,
1919 model Buick nEht ak, ipl1 model,
Nclie light six sedan, WillyH KNIGHT
roadster Richards Automobile CO., 100
West End
WANT to buy Ford touring car, cheap
for cash 400 W Washington
FRANKLIN For HALE This In a series
T. 1915 model newly painted and lE In
excellent mechanical condition For dem
odSltatlon call Wal, 5000, Onrk Garage,
II W Mnln.
For eALE on TRADE Five passenger
Overland want light car or Ford with
truck bed. Phone Maple 1898 Sunday, or
WRl $3.50
FUR BALE or TRADE 1914 g-spcea
Indian; bort offer takes l.. G Free
man, Anadarko, okla,
RARGAlN D-ib Rulck In elegant shnpe,
new tires. leaving city Rest cash
offer takes n u, r. Taylor, llOj H. ON
street Phone w 1907
NEW t-pNsscnEor Ford touring car. sib
West 9th.
FOR SALE brand new 6-cylindcr Studc
baker roadster Mt n hE sacrifice one
1917 Ford touring Cur first class shape,
$3.50. Richard Auto company, 1917 North
RrondwAy
FORD BARGAINS
1917 Ford touring car, like now, price
$500
1877 Ford roadster. like new, $3.50
1915 Ford roadster. price $500
1913 Ford chassis never been run
iJ7ol9
New State Motor Co.
Ford Agency.
6Ob W Main. Wal Sn21
AUTOS OverhRued Soc per hour for the
next 10 days Rudkns Bros. no N
Hudson
For SALE on TRADE have u slight.
| ly used Mitchell 7pnsseuFrr car "a
trade for city property, will sell Mt n
4 ha phpna wu1
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
Helping HardWick.

Now we have one senator and the
Governor a resident of Atlanta, and
another Albanian backed by the At
lanta politicians is seeking the other
senatorship. How this fact should
tickle Tom Harwick and his friend,
the Kaiser, if the latter knew it. How
It plays right to Toms hands, and
how delighted he was when Atlanta
politicians succeeded in putting Mr..
Gambler in the race. The truth is the
whole situation has become muddled
up by the entry of Mr. Gambler, just
as we feared it would and just as
Harwick wanted But the Unsuitable
greed CT of some men and some locali-
ties for power seems to overcome AMI
warp their better judgment-Rome
Tribune-Herald
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
MAKING A GOOD START.

The Y. NJ. C. A. campaign in Ameri-
Gus is fortunate in having at its head
A man so thoroughly imbued with 10y
atty and civic pride as Mr. Frank
Lanier.
Under his leadership, the campaign
Is bound to command an exceptional
degree of public attention,
The object of this undertaking is Il
raise $4,000 in Americas for the Army
y. M. c. A work, the assessment for
this city being made in proportion to
its population and wealth. 1t is \
part Of the nationwide campaign to
rase $85,0OO.OOO.
This week the campaign will be IN
progress here in common with the
rest of the country, and there is ey-
cry reason to believe that Americas
will respond generously and apprecia-
lively to the all and be listed in the
erd as having done its bit"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
THE WAY TO DO IT.

The way to make prohibition al
actual fact has been found, and it is
gratifying to note that it is now being
followed
Changing sentences point the way
to a more respectful observance Of
this statute than Georgia has yet had.
In Atlanta last week a merchant
was sent to the gang for violating tue
law In Macon, another notorious IL
quor dealer must serve a similar sen
tence, his conviction having been at
firmed by the higher court. In Sa-
vannah only Saturday three offenders
We're given straight chain-gang sem
tcnces. In Columbus, tne Judge Is
giving notice that such will also Je
his policy in the future
So long as only fines are imposed for
violating the prohibition law, the vic
lations will continue. The only deter
rent is a Jail Or chaingang sentence. 1t
discourages agents and it makes the
big operators in the traffic unwilling
tC ply their nefarious and reprehensi-
bic practice
If judges everywhere in Georgia
would mete out jail or chain-gang SEN
fences on liquor dealers convicted in
! their courts, prohibition in Georisa
will lake effect almost Immediately
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
THE NEW SUNDAY PAPER,

The Macon News yesterday issued
its first Sunday edition-a step that
The News has been contemplating for
several years, and which is necessary
by reason of the great growth of Ma
con. For years The News has been
ahead of Macon, and in order to keep
in the front of the procession it has
become requisite for it to become a
seven-day paper Macon is now a big
city, of practically one hundred thou
sand population; and The News only
six days did not appear often enough
for either Macon's satisfaction or its
own material welfare
The first issue of The News should
not be accepted as a criterion. How
ever, it was a most creditable pro-
duction, comparing favorably with any
Sunday paper in the state. In poin
Of news it surpassed some, having an
unusually large range of matter Of
both state and national interest.
1t is logically to be expected now
that The Macon News will become
a better, more influential, more pros
porous, and more popular paper than
ever before, and certain it is that Tie
Times-Recorder only voices popular
expression wherever The News cir
culates in ardently hoping so.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
WAR LIARS.

An enormous crop of liars has been
developed by the war.
There are some of them in Americas,
just as there are some in every city,
town, hamlet and community in the
United States
They start the most wonderful
yarns. They have assassinated Presl-
dent Wilson several times. They only
recently imprisoned, then killed Sec
rotary Tumulty They win battles that
never occurr, originate things that
never were on land or sea, and start
the most fearful rumors about men,
nations and events.
The most pestiferous liars of all are
locally found They see the handi-
work Of a German spy in every fire. If
a man looks hard at a water tower
they think he is a sneaking emissary
Of the Kaiser with a bomb concealed
in his clothes, If strange face APP
pears in a restaurant and orders frank
furters and sauerkraut, they are ready
to form a mob to lynch him, on the
suspicion that he was born and bred in
the Fatherland If the soup at the
hotel doesn't taste just right, they are
ready to aver that the chef is a Ger
man and has poison in the dish They
suspect everybody and see the hand
of the German working in the leayen
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
WANTED: A HEAD.

We have observed a cartoon which
represents the Allies as a huge, pow
erful figure Of a man, full panoplied for
combat, with sword and buckler and
ar,nor, stepping forth briskly to meet
the enemy But the figure is without
q head, and therefore, can neither see
what to do nor reason how.
This picture impressively illustrates
the striking weakness in the camp Of
the Allies today. There is no leader
snip no unity of action, no guide, no
bead
It is really wonder that so astute
statesman as Lloyd-George did not cali
world attention to the fact long before
lie did Small wonder that President
Wilson has waited until now to insist
upon some definite plan Of united ac-
ton being adopted
The proposed inter-allied council, al
ready organized for the immediate Ital-
ian situation, is possibly the remedy.
With each of the Allies capably repre-
scented on this board, and in absolute
touch and accord with the leaders in
his own country, it will be possible to
work out a campaign that will present
the Allies as one single foe to the Ger
mans. AS it has been, the Teutons
were organized into one powerful ma
chine, coping here and there, almost
as it pleased, with various foes. There
has never been any concerted program
whereby Russia worked in unison with
Italy, or Great Britain with Russia.
The only spirit of fraternity, where
Leadership was mutual has prevailed on
the battlefelds of France, as personi-
fed by the comradely mingling of au-
thority by French and English.
The Allies must have a head. There
must be one directing source.
They must act as a unit. They must
amalgamate their strength. And until
this is done there can be no hope Of
pe1ce-not even the faintest glimmer
of victory Everybody realizes this,
but the thing now is to do it!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
THAT TECH TEAM.

All Georgians, whether they are
particularly interested in athletics or
no. should feel an especial pride in
the showing of the football eleven Of
the Georgia chronological Institute.
Undoubtedly, the "Tech" team this
year is the best in the United States,
and because of its great victories over
Vanderbilt, Pennsylvania, Carlisle and
other teams it has brought to Tech a
nationwide reputation.
In former years it remained for
Vanderbilt to alone sustain the repu-
tation of the South for developing foot
ball elevens as worthy of notice as
those representing the larger and more
celebrated colleges of the north. The
annual Vanderbilt-Navy game was the
one annual contest by which any sort
of comparison could be made.
However, well-informed football
men in the South have always be-
lieved that if inter-sectional games
could be played the result would
prove that the leading elevens of the
South would more than hold their
own with the more important elevens
of the north. This idea has been sub
stantiated this year by the showing
of the Tech team, full credit for
which must go, of course, to Coach
Heisman.
1t is to be hoped that the Heisman
machine will have the opportunity, be-
fore the season ends, of meeting Pitts
burg, or some other high-scoring
northern eleven The result could
be confidently anticipated by the nd,
hcrents of the Tech team.
At any rate, Tech has already vim,
dicated the South from football
standpoint, as we'll as brought much
advertising to itself, and there is von-
siderable satisfaction to be had in
that
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
SedbOdrd Air Line
The Progressive Railway Of the South

The Progressive Railway Of the South
Leave Americas for Cordele. Ro-
chelle, Abbeville, Helena, Lyons, Col
ilns. Savannah, Columbia, Richmond,
portsmouth and points East and South
1891 p nj.
30 a. m.
Leave Americas for Cordele, Able
lille, Helena and intermediate points
5:15 p. M.
Leave Americas for Richland, Co
ldmbus, Atlanta, Birmingham, Hurts
boro, Montgomery and points West
and Northwest.
S:0S .. m.
Se&board Buffet Parlor Sleeping Car
on Trains 13 and Ia arriving Americas
from Savannah 10:40 ., m, and leav-
ing Americas for Savannah 1920 a M
Sleeping car leaving for Savannah at
1920 a. m, will be open for passeng-
ers at 1O:40 p. m.
For further information apply to H.
P Everett, Local Agent, Americas,
Ga; G. w. Small, Div. Pass. Agent,
Ga; c. P. Ryan, G. P. a,
Va.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
Not Becoming So Popular.

They say that the popularization OF
vulgarity in the pulpit isn't going as
rapidly in Atlanta as the Sunday advo-
Gates want us to believe; in fact, some
people are plum disguised with what
they hear and ee-Thomasvilte
Times Enterprise
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
A COLUMN OF CLIPPINGS
No Place For Them.

There are only few disloyal, dis
gruntled newspapers in Georgia but
there shouldn't be one. And those
who are impugning the motives of
their government are not worth hell
room, much less lodging in a patriotic
home.-Walton Tribune.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

The high cost of shoes is unfair
says the National Association of Tau
ners. Some of these street-corner
boys think that high shoes are also
unfair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
We Hope You Succeed, Too.

1t isn't every man who has nerve
enough to attempt big undertaking
but such a man always has his adj
mirers. The world generally despises
the man who is afraid to undertake
things Americas Times Recorder
That ought to be some consolation
to us, after we have spent all that
we have ever accumulated and have
strained our credit for all that it VIII
carry to give Richland linotype
printing Office and several hundred
dollars in other printing apparatus.
We don't whether it was nerve or
something else that made Us do it,
but we have made the attempt" and
here's hoping that we succeed with the
undertaking -Richland News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19
Won't Pay Even Respects.

The Times-Recorder has discovered
a fellow who will pay nothing but his
respects. We have known some to be
slow even in paying Walton
Tribune
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

We haven't heard of a single news
paper publisher crying himself to death
because the seven paper manufacture
srs are being tried for conspiring to
raise prices 49,.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

The New York World informs us that
Onions will not cure tuberculosis.
Well, who in the dickens said they
would?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

We have deep sympathy for the fell
low whe went in a moving picture
show and wien they played 'The Lit
tie Brown jug" mistook it for the Ia
stional anthem and stood up!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

The old-fashioned man who used to
cbon down a tree every morning be
fore breakfast now has son who
raises a roughhouse if his mother asks
him TO chop up a few splinters tol
the kitchen.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-11-19

The nastiest, slimiest, dirtiest place
in the hot hereafter is going to be re-
served particularly for gossips ana
scandal mongers. -Thomasville Times
Enterprise.