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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-02

bare Of skin in some places.
Il then purchased Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. There was a great gain from
the first application. and in a month
he was healed." (Signed) Arthur W.
Bzgiin. - FainTiew St. Hartford, Conn.
A little care, little patience. the use
Of Cuticura Soap and no other on the
skin for everyday toilet purposes. with
then, 10 any pimples. rsshes. redness.
clear. healthy skin. clean scalp and good
hair through life.
For Free Sample Each BY Return
Mail address postcard. ''CuticurA,
Dept. r Boston-" Sold everywhere.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-02

1t caused him a great deal
Of intense burning and
itching which made him
scratch and his clothing
seemed TO sggrsvate the
breaking out. The skin
was yeY sore. and he
would lie awake nights
fretting. His body vas
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-02
CUT|CURA HEALS
BOYS ITCHING RASH
Intense Itching and Burning Made
Him Scratch. Skin Was verySore.
He Would Lie Awake Fretting.
Healed in One Month by Guticura.

'When about one year old our boys
body began TO be covered with form
OF pimples which developed into a rash.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
YES! MAGICALLY!
CORNS LIFT OUT
WITH FINGERS

You say to the drug store man,
"Give me small bottle Of freezone."
This will cost very little but will
positively remove every hard or soft
corn or callus from ones feet.
A few drops of this new ether COM
pound applied directly upon tender,
aching corn relieves the soreness in
stantly, and soon the entire corn or
callus, root and all, dries up and can
DC lifted off with the fingers.
This new way TO rid ones feet of
corns was introduced by a Cincinnati
man, who says that freezone dries in
a moment, and simply shrivels up the
corn or callus without irritating the
surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freeZone
tell him to order n small bottle from
his wholesale drug house for you.-adv
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

tn boy that got color-blind while work
in in a grocery; tn liberal advertiser
that wants his divorce kept quiet; tn
Teller that thinks some o. gittin' his
friends t insist on him comm out fer
mayor; tn woman whose lilac bloomed
twice in May; tn oldest inhabitant
who wants t set tn paper right on tn
date o Horace Greeley's VISIT tn fell
Ter that helped build tn ole mill that
burned down east o. town; tn woman
whose little boy kin draw anything !;
tn Teller that likes tn editur personal
ly hut don't agree with tn paper; tn
farmer with eighteen peaches on one
twig; tn hobo that's walkin' from
Bangor, Maine, t Portland, Oregon !;
tn circus agent with red striped cuffs
an dyed mustache; tn perfume
ladened queen that's gittin' up home
talent fer charity "a; tn farmer that
found Indian dart while plowin'; tn
woman whose name has been omitted
from tn list o. those present, an last,
but fer from ben' tn least, tn Teller
with tn three column communication
written on both sides o. tn paper en-
titled, 'Th' Possibilities o. Concrete err
TIL Longevity o. Vitrified Brick
18th modern editur must have TIL
generalship t. handle this motley army
in such a fashion that each an all o.
em emerge from his sanctum shakin'
with laughter. Then, when tn shades
o. evenin' gather an tn streets are de-
serted tn editur'll call his wife up an
tell her not t set up fer him an fill
his pipe an write column editorial
on 9Th Future o. Alasky' Aside from
an occasional umbreller left behind er
pole se-gar tossed on his desk tn
edltur o. newspaper gifts jist about
as much out o. life as q stationary en-
gineer."
Resumin', tn grizzled journalist
said, "But tn most trouble I had when
l wuz editur wuz keepin' my wife
from beatin' tn paper out"
Copyright, Adams Newspaper Service.)
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

spice may be added If more nutriment
is needed to supply the menu.
Swiss Egos.-When eggs are plenti-
full this Is dish we may enjoy with
n clear conscience. Break an egg
for each serving into one of the small
brown stirring dishes, sprinkle with
salt and dash of red pepper, thin
layer of finely chopped ham, grated
cheese, and over all some buttered
crumbs. Set into the oven in n pan
of water and bake until the eggs arr
set. Serve with Il tuft Of water cress.
Cherry Brown Getty. - This is
best made from fresh berries, but the
drained fruit with buttered crumbs
may be used, alternating the layers,
and use little of the juice to moisten
when the dish is filed Serve with
either cream or hard sauce.
Spring Salad.-Slice tomatoes and
cucumbers and place them on head let
tuce TINT is well chilled. Just as
it is time to serve the salad pour over.
French dressing, highly seasoned
with onion juice, red pepper and half
cupfu or more of Roquefort cheese; :
stir until well blended.
Ginger Pudding.-Cover the top of
ginger bread before baking with
cupfuls of chopped Almonds few
raisins may be added TO the batter.
Cut with fork while hot and serve
with a hard sauce.
Princess cream.-Wrap one pint of
cream, add sugar and vanilla to fla
vor. Crumb some stale cake and
moisten with orange juice and grated
rind. Put layer of the cream in n
glass bowl, then layer of the crumbs
and few pieces of jelly, cut small !;
more cream and cake until the dish
is full. Garnish with cubes of jelly
and chill well before serving. Nuts of
various kinds may be added if so de-
sired.
Cooked chestnuts in almost any
salad Of apples and celery with chest
nuts Is a good combination.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
O, III, Great Auly i not known on,
By KIN HUBBARD

o. tn Great AUX is not known, an
how those who are spendin' Their time
an means in tn project expect t. re-
coupe is also n mystery.
What pity it is that so much money
an energy is annually wasted in dig
gin up tn fossil remains o. feathercd
skyscrapers an long-waisted dinosaur-
uses when theirs so many things o. com
paratively recent years that might be
restored t. tn real benefit o. ever
buddy. Let our scientists git t'gether
an devise some way t. allay tn fears
o. tn little handful o. men who have
cornered tn wealth o. this country
Let them knock off work on tn Great
AUX fer while an set about t. restore
confidence.
Copyright, Adams Newspaper Servic,,.)
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

one onion and two peppers, all chopped
fine mix well, add cupful of dried
bread crumbs and salt to taste. Knead
for Il few minutes to blend we'll
then form into roll and place
in creased baking pan. Lay
three slices of salt pork over the top
and pour over II can of tomatoes. Bake
Il half. Remove the meat to hot
platter. add little hot water to the
liquor i'm the pam thicken, season and
pour round the meat. This is very
good sliced cold. Take the strip left
from picked peaches, drop into 1t well
softcned prunes, and allow them to
stand until well spiced. Serve as
picked peaches. Very delicious.
Cabbage Cooked in Milk.-The fol-
lowing Is most dgestible dish Of
cabbage: Cut the cabbage with a
sharp knife into the finest shreds,
cover with milk and seasonings, and
cook for 20 minutes and serve hot.
Rice With Meat.-Boil cupful Of
rice, line buttered pan with the hot
rice. When ii is cold fill the center
with chopped, well-seasoned meat with
gravy added. Set into n pan Of water
and bake an hour. Turn out on n
dish and serve with tomato or brown
sauce.
Rice Corn Bread.-Take two-thirds
of cupful Of boiled rice, well sailed,
n tablespoonful of batter and cupful
of milk. Beat two eggs, add two table
spoonfuls of sugar, then the rice and
tive tablcspoonfuls of flour, sifted with
two teaspoonfuls of baking power, a
tablespoonful Of salt. and cupful of
cornmeal Mix well and bake n half
hour In moderate oven.
Sausage RolIs-Make pie crust.
roll out and cut In four-inch squares,
lay i'm each pork link sausage which
has been skinned. draw up the sides
of the square and pinch them together.
Bake in n dripping pan until brown.
Carrot Salad.-Line n salad bowl
with cabbage that has been shredded
and allowed to soak in ice water sew
eral hours. Sprinkle lightly with salt
and pepper. Have ready some very
small beets and carrots that have been
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

Somewhere in tn East tn slow, te-
dious process of restorin' Great AUX
(also spelled AK, Awk, Alex and Allla)
is in progress. This bird belonged t
an antediluvian race o monsters even
exceedin' in dimensions tn celebrated
Diplodoccus Carnegiei. If alive t'day
an able t. be up an about tn Great
AUX could easily pick flowers off tn
roof o. tn Woolworth buildin'. While
tn Great AUX wuz distinctly Arctic
in its proclivities his huge bones are
frequently unearthed in Floridv. which
shows that he wuz some little traveller
an often wandered fer from head
quarters. Still, fer bird o. his size
it wuz only step from Spitzbergen t
Jacksonville.
When all tn neck bones o. tn Great
AUX are collected an set in place it
will be proven t tn world that he
stood at least head taller in his bare
feet than tn famous Gigantosaurus Au-
gustus Africanus, of which so little is
known. Accordin' { q distinguished
Berlin scientist tn Great AUX abound
ed in Labrador as late as tn Cilden
campaign, while Vienna authority
o. repute writes that large flocks o.
tn bird were seen on tn funks off tn
south coast o. Newfoundland, an that
1t wuz tn only North American bird
without wings, defendln' its young by
kickin'. A section o. tn Great Auk's
spine measurin' thirty-nine feet wuz
found in Florldy in 1880 an Is includ-
ed i'm tn present frame now under con-
struction in tn East. At present
party o. scientists are spadln' fer tn
wishbone east o. Seattle, while still
other scientists are follerin' clew In
Sumatra with tn hope o. apprehend-
in tn clavicle an couple of much
needed ribs.
Who furnishes tn money { run
down these tips, an how society is {
be benefited by a complete skeleton
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVER|SA, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give "CaIifornia
Syrup of Figs"

Children love this 'fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach. liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result Is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath Is bad,
system full of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhea. Listen,
Mother! See If tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the sys-
TEN, and you have well child again.
Millions of mothers give california
Syrup of Figs because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and 1T new
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
Of "California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
OF all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
OF WORCESTERSHIRE

sauce and salt and pepper to taste.
Pour all this upon the fish. When
ready to serve chop fine two hard
cooked eggs, one small onion, two
tableSpoonfuls each of parsley and Gel
cry finely minced, one boiled beet, and
spread this mixture over the fish.
Soft Custard.-Beat two eggs slight
ly, add to pint of milk, Il half cup
full of sugar, an eighth of teaspoon
full of salt and half teaspoonful of
grated lemon peel, or little nutmeg,
cinnamon or half teaspoonful of any
into custard cups, set them in a pan
of hot water and bake until the Gus
tard is set This makes four small
custards.
Apricot Blanc Mange.-Soak some
dried apricots all night; stew them
with sufficient sugar To sweeten them,
and then add cupful to quart of
blanc mango when cooking. Just be-
fore this is turned into mold add two
teaspoonfuls of vanilla and serve 1t
very cold with thick cream.
Jam Cake.-Cream half cupful of
butter, add cupful of sugar; add the
yolks of two eggs and two-thirds of a
cupful of sour milk to which has been
added teaspoonful of soda. Sift two
cupfuls of flour with two teaspoonfuls
of baking powder; add one teaspoon
full each of cinnamon, allspice, and
cloves with the other ingredients.
Then add the beaten whites of three
eggs and stir in one cupful of black
berry jam or any other kind Of jam.
Bake in three layers and put soft
frosting for filing in between and on
top of the cake.
Salmon Omelet.-Take large can
of salmon, drained and chopped fine
add four beaten eggs, Il pinch of salt
and dash of pepper. Mix well and
fry by spoonfuls in little hot fat.
Serve on lettuce leaves hot or cold.
Mirth continually upsets the glass of
Time and mocks the solemn sower Dis
content.
Words are forces in the realm of life.
Be careful of their use.
ELLA Wheeler Wilcox.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

Next t. walkin' at tn head o. q
minstrel perade with big woody over
coat an cane ther haint nothin' that
looks as fascinatin' as edith news
paper" said Hon. Ex-Editur Gale Flu
hart, this mornin', as he mailed q stove
pipe full o. carrots e niece in Vir-
ginny.
9TH Teller that stands up on III
nineteenth story o. steel frame in
January an ketches red hot riyets in
his apron is a loafer compared t tn
editur o. newspaper" continued tn
pioneer publisher.
"A Panhandle conductor has tran
quill existence when you figure up tn
responsibilities o. regular editur. A
editur must be great diplomat. He
must be both evasive an direct; he
must understand tn manly art o. self
defense an talk entertaininly about tn
European war; he must use rare dis
erection in tn distribution o. theater
passes an church supper tickets; he
must be willin' t. carry a lot o. maya
zines under his arm when at large; he
must be fond o. musical treats an con-
versant on tn zinc schedule; he must
have dress suit an be able t. go an
hour without smokin'; he should wear
glasses on cord an have pale fore
head an not be afraid o. paste above
all he should have an unyieldin' spine
an tn courage t. say Yes
"An editur has many callers an he
should be q reader O. human nature
er tn circulation will dwindle. Theirs
tn Teller that's taken tn paper since
its first issue an who wants his side
walk grade changed; theirs the ole
chap with tn greasy stiff hat an tn
stained white whiskers that wants t.
look thro' tn exchanges fer TIL Dun
kirk Standard; tn statesman with tn
frock coat an black cravat that has
been misguided; tn girl who Sundayed
ut Seymour an who wants her first
| name spelled 'Edythe'; tn mother o.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
KIDNEY REMEDY
WORTHY OF PRAISE

am pleased to testify to the merits of
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, which l had
occasion to use for bladder trouble, which
my physician was unable to relieve.
Four fifty-cent bottles of your remedy
effected a complete cure.
Yours truly,
PETER VAN DENSE,
Greenville, Mich.
State of Michigan
County of Montcalm 3d.
The foregoing has this 18th day Of July,
1909, been subscribed and sworn to before
me, Notary Public in and for Montcaim
County, Michigan.
Very truly yours,
FRED A. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
"CASCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.

Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness, Indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put in another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
TAKES Off DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls! Try This! Makes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, Beautifui-No
More Itching Scalp.

Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation of Danderine you cannot find
single trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after
few weeks use, when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first-yes-but
really new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty Of your hair. No diff
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. The effect Is amaz-
ing-your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance Of
abundance; an incompatible luster,
softness and luxurlance.
Get % cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that II has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
all-you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots of It If you will just try lit
tie Danderine. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

MS valuable mineral salts are soluble
in water and are lost If this is thrown
away.
Walnut lce.--Cook to thread one
cupful of granulated sugar, one cup
full of water and pour it over three
well-beaten egg whites. To this add
one pint of whipped cream, one tea
spoonful of vanilla. one cupful of
chopped walnut meats, folding them
into the cream with care. Pack in
ice and salt and leave until frozen,
then cut in squares TO serve.
Hindu Salad.-Shred some crisp
white lettuce leaves and arrange them
upon salad plates. On these lay four
slices of tomato, cover two with
chopped celery and onion, the others
with finely minced watercress. Pour
over plain French dressing.
Bishops Brcad.-Beat three eggs
and add u cupful of sugar, beating I'M
til the sugar Is well dissolved; add
pinch Of salt and flavoring of lemon
or vanilla. Then add two cupfuls of
flour, sifted, with two teaspoonfuls of
cream of tartar and Il teaspoonful of
soda; little of the -four may be re-
served to cover Il cupful of raisns.
Spread In thin sheet in n buttered
tin and cover with cupful Of I'M
blanched almonds, carefully cut in
strips or In halves. Cut in oblongs
or squares before it is cold.
n
steak well and spread with any we'll
liked stuffng used for fowl. Roll up
neatly and tie to keep 1t in shape. Put
1t into dripping pan with little
water and a teaspoonful Of vinegar,
basting It frequently. When ready TO
serve spread tablespoonful of but
ter over IL and make thickened
gravy with the liquor In the pan, Cut
as jelly roll when serving.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Land Of Many Reptiles.

Australia is supplied with 100 spe-
cies of snakes, three-fourths Of them
venomous. The big pythons and rock
snakes are harmless, but as one trav-
els from the tropics southwark the
dangerous varieties increase in num-
Der and in Tasmania all are venonl-
Gus, though only five are really deadly,
and fortunately these are rarely seen.
The continent is also abundantly
supplied with lizards. Three hundred
and ninety species are recorded, and
they may be seen not only In woods
and prairies and deserts In the water
among rocks and trees. but also In the
less frequented city streets.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Candles HIGH in Paris.

Candles have risen in price in
France since the adoption of numer-
GUS measures respecting the consump-
ton of gas, electricity and petroleum
for Illuminating purposes. Retail gro
GERS throughout Paris generally now
charge seven to eight cents for tallow
candles that previously sold for three
or four cents each. Small solid can
dies five inches long which formerly
retailed at two cents each, now cost
the consumer six or seven cents.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
B0SCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

Why take ordinary cough remedies
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used for fifty-one years in all
towns in the United States, Canada,
Australia, and other countries, for
coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the
throat, especially lung trouble. 1t
gives the patient good nights rest,
free from coughing, with easy expec-
toration in the morning, giving nature
n chance to soothe the in1amed parts,
throw off the disease, helping the pa
tient to regain his health, assisted by
pure air and sunshine when possible.
Trial size 25c, and Toe family size.
Sold in all towns in the United States,
Canada, Australia, and other coun-
tries.-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Baseball in Sculpture.

One of the attendants ut an art gal
fiery is baseball enthusiast, Il fact he
generally manages to conceal there,
though 1t did come out once.
One afternoon director came bus
Ting into the room where this attend
ant was at the time and demanded:
How is it that Shakespeare's statue
is standing on pedestal marked
Scott?'
"Well, sir" answered the attend
ant, che must have got his base on an
error"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
WoIfe,s Sash to a Museum.

A new and valued addition has just
been made to the museum Of the
Chateau de RameZay. 1t consists of
cabinet containing a portion of the
garnet silk sash worn by Gen. James
Walfe on the day he became the "vic-
tor of Quebec" in 1859. In addition to
the sash are the original letters that
prove Enthusiastically the authenticity
of the relic.-Montreal Star.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You

Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer Il Co..
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size bot.
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet of va liable infor-
nation. telling about the kidneys and blad-
der When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
The Principles Of Bio Business.

First Surgeon-Do you think $1,000
is too much to charge for taking out
Bulger's appendix?
Second Surgeon-No. But why
don't you wait? He's making money
so fast that you can get $1,000 out Of
him In six months.-Life.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

iIiN nv dibi uSliIS IL w
cook the peas in, making
Il much finer favored
dish. For variety add n
bunch of mint to green
peas when cooking, this
adds n delicate flavor.
Always save the water in
which vegetables are
cooked either for a sauce
TO serve with them or
to add to the soup stock,
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Out Of the Mouths Of Babes.

Mamma" said small miss of
three years, "our Sunday-school teach
er said God would punish us If we
were bad"
Gle certainly WILL replied her
mother.
"Does God wear slippers, mammaT
the little one asked apgiously.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Trvinu Her Hand.

Patience-She spent two months at
the seashore last summer, and not
man asked for her hand.
Patrice-Rather disappointing?
eyes; but she's going to try her hand
In Florida this winter"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Tie KITCHEN
GBLNE4H%@zlla

cooked until tender in boiling sailed
water and have been marinated in
French dressing for two hours. Ar
range these and sprinkle lightly with
horseradish, add French dressing and
serve.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30
Not EussY.

"There's one thing I'll say for them,
they're not nervous family"
"How do you know?"
every picture on their walls Is
tilted off straight, and they didn't seem
to mind Ii bit"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-03-30

Fish a la Vinaigrette.-
Boil shad, mackerel or
white fish In sailed wa
ter. When cooked. put
into a dish and pour over
it two cupfuls of mild
vinegar while the fish is
hot. When It is cold pour
the vinegar into a bowl,
add to 1t two teaspoon
fulS OF worcestershire