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Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
IN FIVE MINUTES
Nd SICK STOMACH
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" is the
quickest and Surest Stom-
ach relief

You don't Know what upset your stom-
ach-which portion of the food did the
damage-do you? Well. don't bother If
your stomach L. in a revolt: III sick,
gassy and upset. and what you just ate
has fermcnted and turned sour: head
dizzy and aches: belch gases and acids
and eructate undigested food: breath
foul. tongue coated-iust take a little
Pape's Diapepsin to neutralize acidity
and in five minutes you wonder what
became of the indigestion and distress.
Millio@s of men and women today
know that il is needless to have dys-
pepsia. A little Diapepsin occasionally
Keeps the stomach sweetened and they
eat their favorite foods without fear.
IF your stomach doesn't take care of
your liberal limit without rebellion; If
your food is a damage instead of help.
remember the quickest. surest, most
harmless antscid Is Pape's Diapepsin
which costs only fifty cents for large
case At drug stores. It's truly wonder
fuI--it stops food souring and sets things
straight. so gently and easily that il is
really astonishing. Your stomach will
digest your meats if you keep acids neu-
tralized.-(Advt)
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
NOTED REV|VAL|ST
PREACHED FORCEFUL
SERMON ON SUNDAY
Former Baseball Player, Now
Worlds Most Famous Evan
geIiSt, Delivers Great Ser
mon Sunday Night

The entire vamut OF human voices,
from the Demon Rum TO promiscuous
spooning IN the 'front.' parlor. Eell uu-
der the hammer OF Billy Sundays con-
domination in his famous sermon. The
Sins OF Society" which he delivered 10
tremendous audience at the Jackson
street tabernacle Sunday night.
The sermon---one OF the most typical
Sunday sermons" il is said. that Billy
has ever conceived-folloWs IN full:
In ;he sixth chapter of Luke. in the
forty-siKth verse-.'Why call We me
Lord, Lord, and do not The things /
sayg''.
Why call yourself Democrat and
.hen vote the Republican ticket?
Why call yourself honest and then
lie?
why say that you are pure and then
live in sin?
Why call We me Lord. Lord. and
do not the things which 1 say?"
What did Jesus mean? Do you be
lieve he meant the things that are re-
corded that he said, or do you believe
that he said one thing and meant an
other? DO you believe that he uttered
things that were impractical and i'm
possible for US to carry into effect and
not live up TO IL? l don't believe you
are fool enough to charge him with
that and if you are that doesn't JUS
tify the fact that you are a fool if you
do il.
Did he put the standard too high for
human attainment and then tell us he'd
damn us IL we didn't reach it? No.
read where a bishop of the English
church said that the teachings of Jesus
Christ should be regarded as ideal and
were never intended TO be carried into
effect or lived.
I knew a Y. NJ. {. a. that had a de-
batting society. and ii jus; decided that
under social, political, economical con-
dit:ons. that the teachings of Jesus
should be regarded as ideal and were
not intended TO be lived, Vet they both
had the audacity to call themselves
Christians.
Another man said Christianity had
failed He lied, Christianity can no
more fail than God can fail or that the
sun can fail. The church can fail but
there is no failure in Christianity for
that i Of God. One man said it's never
been tried. Ii hasn't been with a good
many.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
WHAT BILLY THINKS
ABOUT CIGARETTES.

Last year we spent one billion two
hundred million dollars for tobacco. /
am not a crank about tobacco. y man
said 70 me:
Bill, can't man be Christian and
use tobacco.
I said, Yes. but ned. be a good deal
better one if hc didn't, l think, and you
nave more respect for man that
doesn't" ,.. ,-,. -.
You haveee more respect for my
preaching because you know l., don't
than you would have if Ed come. here
with a br;arwood, or come, in my
friends, with the northwest corner of
a plug Of Lorillards Climax in my
cheek and thcu spit it out and take
dr. nix of water You'd say,
If the Holy spirits got to roost
around in man like that. don't care
to hear him
I'm not a crank about it--no! no.
But here. Cigarettes that are con-
sumed in this country, if laid end to
end. they'd circle this globe one hun
dred and twenty-five times around;
they'd reach three million sixty thou
sand four hundred and ten miles; there
are about. sixty billion consumed an
nually Thirty. million men and boys
smoke. Allowing it takes ten minutes
to consume a cigarette, it would take
an army OF two million six hundred
thousand men. smoking ten hours a
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
A Medical Mongoos

We can manufacture poisons within
our own bodies which are as deadly as
snakes venom.
The liver acts as a guard over our
well-being. sitting out the cinders and
ashes from the general circulation. A
blockade in the intestines piles a heavy
burden upon the liver. If the intestines
are choked or clogged up, the circula-
ton of the blood becomes poisoned the
system becomes loaded with toxic waste
and we suffer from auto-intoxication or
ptomaine poisoning. Something is wrong
with the liver, and we suffer from head
ache, yellow-coated tongue, bad taste in
mouth. nausea, or gas, acid dyspepsia,
languor, debility, skin or eyes yellow,
the water is scant and high colored, con-
tanning "brick-dust'' deposits and bile
pigments. At such times one should
drink plenty of water between meals,
and pint of hot water before breakfast,
and occasionally take a pleasant laXa-
tive. Such one is made of the May
apple. leaves of aloe and root of jalap.
first extracted and put in ready-to-use
form by DR.. Pierce nearly fifty years
ago. and sold by druggists as Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Do not take mineral oils or So-called
Russian Oil" for the experiments by
r. F. Mcdonald have shown as lately
reported in a government publication OF
the L S Public Health Service, that
mineral oil may act as an irritant that
produces gastro-intestinal disturbances
and that it may cause tissue prolifera-
ton, Stimulating cancer
The next important organ to be reckon
ed with is the Kidneys Kidney disease
carries away large percentage of our
people What can the ordinary person do
to properly balance bodily healthE The
answer is not easy. but l advise every
body to eat less meat. eat coarse, plain
food with plenty of vegetables, drink
plenty of water between meals, and take
an uric acid solvent, such as Anur1c
double strength, before meals for
awhile. Anuric can be obtained at al
most any drug store.-(Advt)
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
SOUTHERN BANKERS
ENTHUSED OVER It
President and Cashier of LOU
iSiana and Georgia Banks
Are Strong in Their Personal
Endorsements

among the countless thousands OF
prominent people ali over America who
have taken Tanlac and praised ii for the
benefits they derived from IL, none are
mora enthusiastic than the two we'll
known southern bankers whose state
n4ents tol,oS:
r :. Henry. president OF the HaW-
kinsville Bank and Trust company,
HawkinsviIle Ca. says. Last spring
i was all wrong some way or other ana
couldn't get right. I took a bottle OF
Tanlsc and began 20 improve Two more
bottles put me in good shape and felt
perfectly we'll \ few weeks ago. took
the Grippe and was getting down and
out again. / bought another bottle Of
Tanlac and I arm well again. I unhesi-
tatingly recommend Taulsc 20 anyone
who Is sick and wornout"
". G McElveen. cashier Bank or
Hornbeck Hornbeck, louisiana says: Il
have taken i've (5l bottles OF Tanlac and
have gained fifteen pounds IN three
weeks. I think IL is a great medicine.
Tanlac is sold by one regularly estab-
lished agency in every town--tAdvtD
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
SuperAuousHair.
-
0@Like Magic

Of water and add two tablespoonfuls Of
glycerine. Rub this cream we'll into the skin
frequently and you will see a tremendous
difference in several days.
MISS WRINKLES-HeTe is wrinkle Sc
cret which has meant fortune to many o
woman. 1t has the effect of making the skin
plump and youthful, remarkably vigorous and
fresh. You will positively get the same re-
suits as any one else has. Try IL and you
will see. Mix this yourself at home in
few moments. Get two ounces of eptol at
the drug store for fifty cents. Mix this with
two tsblespoonfuls of glycerine in half pint
of water. Use the cream very freely every
day. and I'll warrant your friends will quick
ly see difference in your face.
VERY THIN-I assure you that you can
make your hair grow Tong, silky and beauti-
full, stop it from fslIing-mske it queenly,
exceptional in vigor and growth. Make up
a mixture of one ounce of beta-quinol which
your druggist will supply you for fifty cents,
and full pint of bay rum, or half pint
each Of water and alcohol IL preferred. This
makes a hRir-growing marvel. 1t is also
mucn cheaper than any of the hair treat
ments you buy in prepared form. Use it and
you'll be a very much surprised woman.
DISAPPOINTED-f you can't get the
sulfo solution for removing superfluous hairs
and the ZintOne for the complexion send the
price to Secretary to Valeska Suratt, 40
Thompson Bldg, Chicago" and my secretary
will send Il to you by mail at once.-(Advt.l
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
Tonight! Take DodSon's Liver Tone!
Better Than CaIOmeI For Liver
Calomel sickens IF bilious, constipated and head
achy read my guarantee.

Listen to me! Take no more sicken-
ing, salivating calomel when bilious or
constipated. Don't lose days work!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into it, breaking
1t up. This is when you feel that aw-
full nausea and cramping. If you are
sluggish and "all knocked out" if your
liver is torpid and bowels constipated
or You have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach
sour just take a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug
store and get a bottle of Dodson's Liv-
err Tone for a few cents. Take a spoon
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06

day to consume the annual output OF
the United States.
/ have heard keen, shrewd men say
that they would about as soon their boy
would drink as smoke cigarettes. Oh,
if you keep on smoking cigarettes the
way you are doing you'll wake up some
morning when your brain has run out
on the pillow.
It's almost certain to lead to drink,
they say. II grinds a mans will into
powder racks his nerves. ruins his
heart. deadens his sensibilities. You
see him going up the street with a
hacking cough, a pale face. yellow-fin-
gered, anaemic. It's getting to be one
of the greatest obstacles and barriers
to getting a job nowadays. Every young
man applying in the great institutions
in Chicago-Marshall Fields, Cudahy,
Swifts, Nelson and Morris, the Inter
national Harvester Co, and other in
stitutions-is asked three questions:
DO you drink? Do you smoke cigar
cites? Do you gamble?
Therefore, a fellows got to be passa-
bly, decent TO hold good job down.
There was a time when the travelling
man that could put away the most
booze and had the biggest stock of
dirty, smutty stories could get the big
gest orders. Today that fellow is wear
ing out shoe leather looking for job.
I haven't seen a travelling man drunk
in ten yearS.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
Why | Believe
In Nuxated Iron
A Strength-Buld for the Nation
BY Z. sAUER, n D.

Probably no remedy has ever met with such
phenomenal success as has Nuxated Iron. IL
Is eonservatively estimated that over three
million people annually are taking it in this
country alone IL has been highly endorsed
and used By former United States Senators and
Member Of Congress: Physicians who have been
connected with weIl-knOwn hospitals have pre-
seribed AMI recommended il; Nonseisneur
Nannini. prominent Catholic Clergyman. rec
cnnends il TO 3u members OF the tatloue
Church Former Health Commissioner VIM.
r. Kerr. Of Chicago. ssys IL ought 10 he Gsei
in every hospital and prescribed by every
physician. Sarah Bernhardt-''ths Divine
Ssrab'' the worlds most noted actress. has
ordered 8 large quantity sent 10 TIE French
soldiers TO help give them strength, power and
endurance
the City Of Chicago. and former House Sur
geOa jefferson Park Hospital Chicago. says
Nuxsted Iron has proven through his own tests
Of il n excel aay prepsrstton ne mas ever
used Tor creating red blood. building up the
nerves STRENGTHENING the muscles and cor
recting digestive disorders
Dr. Y IT. Horustine for ten vesrs Physician
In the DEPARTMENT % Public Health and Char-
Itiss % siIadsIpAIa says that tests made with
Nu-ated iron on = number ~ stubborn cases
where Other tonies had failed absolutely con
wheel him % its remarkable and unusual
power
II you are not sironk or well. yOu owe il
70 yourself 70 make the following test: See
how long you wort or h0E far you can
walk without becoming NAEezA Next tAAe wv
ffvs-Erain tablets - MINATED Iron three times
rer day after meals for two weeks. Then
test yuur strength again and see how much you
have gained
NOTE-Nuxsted Iron. which las been used
hy former Members - the Guitesi states Sen
ate and House of Representatives. AMI other
prominent people with suck surprising results.
snd which e. prescribed and recommended above
hy pAyxicianE IN sUch great variety OF csses.
IL rot a patrut medicine nor secret remedy. but
ere which Is well known tc druggists and
whose iron constituents are widely prescribed
bv eminent physicians everywhere Unlike the
oder Inorganic iron products. 81 j. easily as
simulated. does not iuiure the teeth. make them
black nor upsef ere stomach: On the contrary
r. e. = most potent remedy in nearly all forms
ef Indigestion - well fo- nervous. rundown
er1ditious. The manufacturers have sucll great
coaffdauee I'm Nuxatsd Iron. thst theN offer 70
fsTfeit SIna 20 any charitable Institution "
thew eRuust take Eny ~ woman under 90
who I.ckx lruu AMI Increase Their strength 100
rer cent ~ over IT. four wenSs' time provided
tn@r have no serious erEsHic trouble They
also affe- 70 refund Jour money Y IL does not
q. least double your strength and endurance
IN ter DAYS time II Is dispensed by all good
druggisits--fAdvt-'
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
NO POODLE PETS
FOR d. SUNDAY

Last year We spent eight hundred
million dollars for amusements. Well,
we all enjoy a good laugh. You can't
go around with gloomy face all the
time. q am just showing you the wealth
we've got, my friends)
Last year we spent two hundred mill
lion dollars for dogs Well / like q
good dog. My favorite is an Airedale.
But I don't like to see a fool woman
hugging and kissing a pug-nosed dog. A
woman must love something but 1 don't
call pug dog something. Perhaps
that's one reason why your husband
isn't more affectionate. Any man with
good, rich. red blood in his veins don't
care to play second fiddle to bow
legged bulldog.
Last year we spent eight hundred
million dollars for jewelry. All right!
I love to see nice jewelry if you can
afford it. I love to see it,
Last year we spent six hundred mil
lion dollars for autos. l wish every
body could afford an auto. 1 think 1t
is one of the greatest inventions for
the comfort, the happiness of the Amer
lean people Ii makes a man forget,
He spins out into the country in the
motor and forgets his cares. l wish
we all could afford it.
We spent three hundred million dol
lars last year for candy; thirty-six mil
lion dollars for soda water; twenty-siX
million dollars for chewing-gum; we
spent more money for gum than we give
for missions of all churches of all de-
nominations. Why? why call We me
Lord. Lord. and do not the things
say?'
So we have the money. Nineteen
twentieths of the wealth of the United
States is in the hands of processing
Christians, Catholic and Protestant
That ought to mean that God has it,
that it's at the disposal of Gods cause
and Gods kingdom.
why call ye me Lord, Lord, and
do not the things 1 say" in your per-
sonal conduct? / believe the law of
Moses was the best law ever given. The
law Of Moses said. "An eye for an eye
and a tooth for tooth; limb for limb;
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
BELIEVES NO DIVORCED
PEOPLE CAN RE-MARRY

The only scriptural grounds for di'
vorce is adultery. When it comes TO
the divorce question | am a Roman
Catholic from the top of my head to
the bottom of my feet. | believe the
Bible teaches that you nave a right. my
friend. to get a divorce on scrlptural
grounds. but you never have a right to
re-marry as long as the one from whom
you are divorced is alive.
I am an ordained minister of the gos-
pei. so help me God 1 shall never pros
titute my manhood and high and hon
orable calling to unite in marriage any
man or woman that has ever been di-
vorced for any reason, as long as the
man or woman from whom he or she
is divorced is alive!
one day in Chicago a fellow came up
and rang the doorbell. and oh. he was
dressed fit to kill. Had on silk lid,
.he had a diamond in his shirt front as
big as a hickory nut. patent leather
shoes. a Prince Albert coat. silk lined,
hung below his knees. And there was
girl about eighteen years of age-a
peach of a girl-one of these kind If
girls you'd involuntarily turn and look
at twice if you saw her on the street
standing by his side.
SO he tipped his lid and said. "Does
the Reverend Mr.. Sunday live here?'
/ said. II am he"
He said. "Win you officiate at our
wedding"
/ said. Have you the marriage Ii
cense?"
He said. sure. Mike" ..-
I said. I'm from Missouri. come
across"
SO he pulled il out and ] looked at it,
and I said, That looks good to me-"
said. "Have either of you been mar
ried before?"
He said, Not the young lady; 1
have"
7 said. Your wife living or dead:'
lie said. she's alive"
said, BEAT it-twenty-three Tor YOU
you lobster"
He said. What do YOU mean"
I said, 81 mean according to my in
depreciation of the bible | haven't any
right 10 hook you up to that girl
lie said, 81 have a license here from
the ccunty clerk"
I said. ''SoIac things that are legally
right a.e morally rotten. That's one
Of then"
said perhaps ne Teilow that en-
ginaers The hrick-rheeee box around tho
corner Will tie You up for a ten-spo5,
bur not your Uncle Fuller"
A man comes TO me and says. Il have
been married and dvOrced-liYing uu-
happily-what will l do
] said. Il would go home and get
down on my knees and say, Look here,
Lord, I've siuned against you, trans
crossed your laws, forgive me- Get UP
and trot square and go decent. That 3
the hes; advice I can give you under
the circumstances
Now listen, why call we me Lord,
Lord. and do not the things ! say"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06

doctor. who was an infidel and this doc
tor said the reason that all Christians
didn't sin was because they weren't
sufficiently tempted. Somebody chal-
lenged the statement, and said:
whats the matter with your brother
in-law, the professor
He said, He's like the rest of the
bunch. and I'll bet you ten bucks that
I can make him mad"
The wager was made. These two men
had a business transaction and the
doctor purposely falsified the account
i'm order to test the religion of his
brother-in-law. the professor and in re-
Spouse TO some question that the doc
tor knew was lie Cfor he was trying
to string him and put one. over on him,
and the professor knew he was) the pro-
fessor jumped 10 his feet and said:
You're a liar. Get out of my house .
And he drove him out And his
brother-in-law, the doctor. took up his
hat and went, somewhat crestfallen -
think that so great and good man had
sidestepped. but highly elated to think
he had rightly Interpreted human ma
ture and was a ten spot ahead.
So they went to their homes and re-
tired Soon ths old doc was Keeling her
off like a twin six, and the old professor
BLEED insomnia, and he arose at , o'clock
in the morning and dressed, walked
four miles across the city and as the
sun came tripping DER the banks Of
myrrh. he raped on the door. His
brother-in-law opened it and he said:
Yesterday I called you liar. am
sorry ! did it. have come 20 ask you
70 forgive me-"
And he drew him in and said, "If
that's religion. that's the brand I'm
looking for, and / think I'd better take
a good old hypodermic injection of the
good old-time, worth-lying-for re-
ligion.''
What did Jesus Christ say? l haven't
time If you had the disposition to hear
all that he had 10 say. but listen
Jesus Christ said. Forgive your deb
tors
And the world says. sue them for
their dough-"
Jesus Christ said. ITS more blessed
to give than to receive"
The world says. Get all you can and
then can all you get"
Jesus said, Give TO him that ask
eth of thee. him that would borrow of
thee turn not away"
The world says, Go to the Associ-
ated Charities l subscribe"
Jesus CnTlSl Salu, 1Ou can SeFN .
God and mammon."
The world says, God on Sunday,
mammon through the rest of the
week"
Jesus Christ said, Love your neigh
Dor as yourself" --
The world says. First come |, then
I, then / come again
Jesus Christ said. Him that smit-
eth thee on one cheek, turn to him the
other also
The world says, call cop"
Jesus Christ said, Let him that is
among you without sin cast the first
stone"
The world says. Choose judges that
know the law and will give a decision
in your favor if you put them there
Jesus Christ said. whatsoever would
be great among you, let him be serv-
ant of ALL
The world says. "If you want to he
some pumpkins. you must keep valet"
Jesus Christ said. What God hath
joined together let not man put
asunder."
The world says, II will divorce you
and marry another woman and that
will not be sin"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
Tobacco Habit
EasiIye Overcome

A New Yorker. OF wide experience. has writ
ten A book telling how the tobacco or snuff
habit may Be easily ami quickly hsnished with
dengktfuI benefit. The suthcr. Edward J..
Woods. ssI H. Station z. New YORK City, will
mail his book free request.
Tue health improves wonderfully after tObac-
60 craving is conquered. Calmness, tranquil
sleep. clear eyes. normal appetite. gOoi diges-
ton. manly vigor, strong memory AMI a general
gain in efficiency are ansons Tire macy benefits
reported Get rid % that nervors. irritable
Feeling: no morp need % pine. cigar. cigarette.
snuff o. chewing tobacco 70 pscify morbid 10
Eirc.-fAdvt-
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06
RHEUM
Gu z E D

: Wiz .lauly send any Rheuma tism sufferer a
simple Herb Recipe Absolutely Free that Com
IIercly Cured Inc of terrible attack OF muscular
and ;Dflamna tory Rheumatism Of long standing
after everything else / tried had failed me.
Dave given it to many sufferers who believed
their cases hopeless. yet they found RELIEF from
tEtir suffering by taking these simple herbs. IL
also relieves Sciatica promptly, as well as Neu-
ralg3a and is a wonderful blood purifier. You
are most welcome 70 this Herb Recipe II you
will selg for il ar l believe you VIII
consider il q cud-send after you have put Ii 30
the rest There Is nothing injurious contained
in II. and you see for yourself exactly
what YOU are taking. I will gladly send this
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS free---to any sufferer who
will send name ana address.
W. G. SUTTON, 1850 Magnolia Ave.
Los Angeles California.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-11-06

full tonight. aRd if it doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine and
vigorous by morning. ] want you to go
back to the store and get your money.
Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because it is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable. therefore
it can not salivate or make you sick.
1 guarantee that one spoonful of bod
sons Liver Tone will put your sluggish
liver to work and clean your bowels Of
that sour bile and constipated waste
which is clogging your system and max
ing you feel miserable I guarantee
that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
will keep your entire family feeling fine
for months. Give it to your children.
1t is harmless; doesn't grippe and they
like it's pleasant taste.--(Advt.)