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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27

All OF the ABOVE, Win the exception
OF the Auditor, constitute the Board
Of Directors.
E. A. r. ROSS,
Secretary, Hawaiian Agricultural Co.
Honolulu. February 23rd. 1917.
671S-Feb. "a, 26. q.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27

On easy terms, $4,000. Nice big house
and lot; SAG, Sixth avenue, Kaimuki.
Inquire H. Knaack, phone 1882.
67ll-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27
FRUITS AND PRODUCE

Nosan Shokai. watermelons, Aala lane
6f99-tf ...
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27
FOR RENT
FURNISHED HOUSES

Two bedroom furnished cottage, near
car line, Kaimuki preferred. Box
558, Star Bulletin. 6718-3t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27
BUSINESS PERSONALS
HYDRAULIC ENGINEER

Jas. T. Taylor. 511 Stangenwald bldg.
consulting civil & hydraulic engineer
6375-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-02-27

1913 twin motorcycle. in good condi-
ton: has new front fork. Price
$780, Apply Oahu Motorcycle Repair
Shop. 9SS n. King st. 67lS-5t
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
News Of Fifty Years Ago
Urom Richmond Dispatch. April . 1857.

"I "riags OYER Frann Street connecting
la'"" on and made more heautifui than the old
structure. and many there he who hope this
Work on the Richmond and York River Rail-
r ';.; is proceeding RAPIDLY, now. The track
iaNiaE has reached Dispatch station.
Yesterday All Fools Day ana to their
credit be it said. some Of them went to church
pa rhe quarterly ren"rt Of The First National
counts. s320,90334 Y
William Coullng was Yesterday elected
and this completes the fist OF officers
seventy one hogsheads and fifteen ,erces OF
t"rday The high price sIo3 per hundred
Tor one lot Of bright wrappers
10 state. for the informa ton OF the public that
"a hook purporting to contain IA history of his
Marshall Crawford, is unworthy Of credit. Ind
contains about as much truth as the Arabian
The United states Senate adjourned on Sat
urday to meet In July. but will hold an extra
session next week to act on civil nominations
Tn" House of Representatives. did nothing on
Saturday but Kill time until the hour set for
adjournment, and then adjourned TO meet again
The President Saturday submitted to the
Senate " treaty with Russia granting SOW
the rice nf r"Isa S5"'f aod 5Sr
cudcs valuable fisheries.
The President on Saturday approved the an
The sherman reconsructon biz and thee snp OF
mental bin. but renewed his protest against
she will spend some time with friends
Thomas T. Tayard Is spoken OF as Senator
ceased. ''''"'e' 'e-
The President remarked to two callers the
more Importance to consress ham II, ma bims.f
whether lie was impeached or not.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
Germans or Amcricansr


I Il TO Il few weeks ago. there has been n
~ sort OF pro-Gcrmanism in this country
Tor which reason existed and for which cX-
cuSc might be found. That was the pro
Germanism which was auti-British Until il
became certain that Germany was intent on
forcing the United States into war-a Ger
ialntN none tie less apparent on account OF
Iimmcrnann's spccious statement that Ger
many did not. and does not want war with
TINS country-that feeling was not incompati-
bic with Amorcansnl.
Most Germans have been brought I'M in
the belief that Great Britain is more despic-
able even than was formerly embodied i'm
the French idea OF ''pcrtidous Albion" Of
iicia and commercial Germany has looked on
Great Britain as the empires strongest on
poh"nt' and that thought inspired the whole
ucrhah people long before war was declared.
1t was altogether natural, therefore, that Ger
mans ana persons of German descent in this
coHh'': should nave sympathzed profoundly
win their kinsmcn overseas in their conflict
with their hereditary enemies the Bri,isb
Nevertheless. allied sympathy is so over
wheimng IN this country that many who were
pro-Brtish or pro-French regarded the pro
GerInansm referred to as anti-Amerfcanism.
ana certain amount of confused thinking
followed
mat confusion can no longer exist because
It's cause no longer exists. There is no cues,
tlon now OF pro- British. pro-Frcnch anti
BRUSH or anti-Frcnch. All Germans or per
sons or German descent in this country must
put aside all thought Of Great Britain and
france. they must disregard the nearly
three years OF fighting between the central
powers and the entente. They must rcmcm-
per that during the whole OF those wears the
United States has remained neutral protest
ing against invasion of its rights bv both
phr''eS 10 the conflict, and has only been
'"'cc" I'd draslic meaSures--not TO protect it's
mere property rights, but to guard the lives
OF its people.
So, they must look at the great oues,ion
OF the day from Il new viewpoint and mus,
ask themselves this: Are we Germans mr.
Americans? There can be no middle ground
The hyphcn has been eliminated from con
sldcraton In a very few days this country
VIII he making war on Germany. even as
Germany is now making war on us and they
VIII nave TO answer for themselves the uucs-
tloh: Are we Germans or Amcricanso ON
me answer depends their future. German
sympathy had its place in America Dosnito
me atrocities of German soldiers, they we're
hghtng for Gcrmany--a Germany prus-
slahlzcd and ovcrriddcn by miitarism and
autocracy but still Germany But Germany
Is ~ war with America now, and German
sympathy no longer has place i'm America
German agents III America working under
instructions from Berlin, will be treated as
spies alter war is declared. Americans work
ING Tor Germany after is declared will
DC treated as traitors. And if by chance they
Sh"uid not b" detected, they will still he
traitors SO they must settle now the uues-
non are We Germans or Americans?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

winds shows the same tragic rorr.
falling upon four young men who arr,
looking directly and intcntIy al lIfa
~ al! It's aspects, and who accept war
an but one OF them. almost hIi,hcly
Whrh IL comes. The TIL. is from ,n,.
lannon's sonnet. The Dead" H., Rnn.r,
BROOKE. to whose memory tho hoax
- acdicited. Roughly. ono may say
mt It's central them" is tina, odd men
.l"h" war aud leave young men TO pay
~ price OF II The tale begins in
istcr ana changes rapidly from,
Ulster 10 DcYoushirc from D.yor.Ii-.
-" 'hoHh. from Dublin to London aud
'"ch ba"h again 10 Dublin. |, includes
1t" account of tho Irish rebellion Tho
'o'e' Is the longest and most am
".tious 'hat Ny. IRVINE has yet written
an" would seem destined 10 RAM;
among The best books abou, Nh. var
10 ana those who desire to ,cuuirs
me accomplishment Of speaking cor
rcctiE. and who wish to have al thei,
ci"o" Il consensus OF orthoepic usage
among Engiishspcaking peopl. The
ruhN ana Waenalls Company. of New
YORK, has just published "A D.sk
BOOK OF 5000 Words Frequently Mis-
pronounced" by Frank H. Vtzetellv.
ihit. ID" IL. -. This book WEE NO,
complied III day. a fact which a mere
glance a. the list Of some Of the su
'horities that the editor has consulted
serves 10 protc TO any one familiar
WITH the compilation of rcfercnc.
works. II reveals mass Of informa-
non ON the pronunciation Of English
words mat only one gifted with a
spirit Tor persistent research could
have compiled. Although the till.
claims that merely 5000 words arc
treated. rough computation shows
that within the covers Of it's 800 pages.
nearly 100000 recommendations arc
placed on record for the words that IL
contains. The work indicates the cor
rect pronunciation % English words
foreign terms. Bible names, personal
names. geographical names. and prop.
er names OF all kinds current in litera-
turc. science and the arts. Many terms
needing explanation are concisclv de-
fined. and wherever necessary. orthoe-
pic and historic notes. or ouotatiG.,s
illustrating usage, are appended.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
The Neutral
ny RUDYARD I1IpLING.


Brethren. how shall it fare with me
When the war is laid aside
If II he proven that ! am he
For whom Il world has died"
If ii be proven that all my good.
And the greater good | will make,
Were purchased me by multitude
Who suffered for my sake"
That was delivered by mere man
kind
Vowed to one sacrifice.
And not. as ! hold them, battle
But dying with opened eyes?
That they did not ask me to draw
the sword
When they stood to endure their
That they only looked to me for a
word.
And ! answered | knew them not?
If 1t he found. when battle clears,
Their death has set me free.
Then how shall ! live with myself
through the years
Which they have bought for me?
Brethren. how must ii fare with me,
Or how am I justified.
II 1t be proven That I am he
For whom mankind has died;
If 1t he proven that am lie
Who, being questioned, denied?
Copyright, 1915, Ey
RUDYARD KlPLlNG
Reprinted from Sea Warfare"
doubleday. Page g. Col
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

national banks now exceed by more than
$4,000, zoo. 600 tho combined resources of the
Bank OF England, the Bank of France the
Bank of Italy. the Bank of Spain, the Bank
OF Norway, the Bank of Sweden. the Swiss
National Bank the National Bank of Den
mark. the Bank of Japan and the Rcichsbank
OF Germany. Our exports for 1916 were
$4,000 100000. During the same period the
clearing house business of the country was
$24l.0o0. 100000 We have in gold $3.50
100000. which is more gold than any coun-
try ever had before.
SO. in the way of economic resources of
strength, the nation is prepared for any
event, and il hut remains for the people to
address themselves TO the problems ahead to
effect their solution.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

n My 500 men are called for as Nirgnia's
~ quota To bring the navy up To war
strength. but these SOC urgently needed.
Dependence at first will be placed almost
entirely on the navy. by much the
navy falls below its maximum efficiency. by
so much is the couniryS defense against
savagery weakened. If Il motive for enlist
ment akin to sclhshncss is wanting. i; IS
supplied by the knowledge that Virginias
coast is stratcSCally important and that
the navy will certainly have to defend il.
But without that. it should be sufficient To
know that America calls on Virginia for
fighting men.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

TO every thing season is. to every purpose
lime:
Tho King of Kings ordained it Soils wisdom
is sublime.
y time there is for every birth. a time for all
to die:
y time To plant, time to pluck to sell. and
also buy.
There is time for to kill, II time for us
heal:
TO break down and to build up too, time for
and veal:
y time to weep. Il time to laugh. for pleasure.
to rcpnc:
y time TO mourn. Il time to dance to fast and
then dine:
y time for casting stones away, a time TO &c,
them in
y time TO kiss-and then time when kissing
is Il sin.
There is time for us to get, a time for us
to lose:
\ time to keep to cast away, to praise, and
abuse:
ard weak:
time for keeping silence and, again "A time
speak.
There is Il time for rich and poor !, time for
small ana great:
y tim" Of war time Of peace time TO love
and hate
Il SHIELDS
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
For Broader Justice

PRESIDENT WILSON Saction i'm promising o
exercise executive clcmency toward some
5000 persons convicted in Federal courts
should not be confused with the custom of
granting pardons by the wholesale which
mas scandaliZed some of the States notably
South Carolina. He is merely exercising his
authority to make effective tho spiri, OF the
Id" winch Is denied by the letter Of the law
y number of Federal judges. following the
modern and helpful ideas OF crimnologv
suspended sentence in n great number of
cases. AS the Supreme Court Of the United
states has held the judges were without
authority to take such action, all the persons
mus parolcd would have been compelled ac-
tually to serve the terms demanded bv their
conviction. This the President has prevented
III the interest of broader Justice
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
he Richmond Times-Dispat oh
information Bureau

injuries regarding almost my tonic r,rcn,-
, , on !eSmi and medical subjects nrc answered
tree u! The Times Dfapntch Informnfion I,,,
s.", .nrouEh our Washington branch we arc
r".n,n w s nnN'nis nrress TO tho unpn
itS""rrcS al the various uoycru,nc nj
. nr'mrhfs nnd the rrcnt Library az ConErcss.
H''h ,n!hiSh information Of priceless >nIuc 10
."r n"oh". Az NIL Inquiries answered d.
t.,s ny personal letter. irrespective he
p'in.tu' u ..ccnt stamp liz required return
"nInsr. writer's mime must lie furnished
''htihis VIII not nnswcrb post ofylre addrr..
must hc plainly given. Address The Times
p'>p"tch Information bureau. Richmond, Nn.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
SEEN ON THE SIDE,
Time to Act.

Congress starts to work to- day.
Congress plans to clear the way
or each old obstruction;
oid-time crank or pacIfist
Never. never will be missed.
Though he raise a ruction.
We'havc wasted time enough;
NOW to call the Kaiscrs bluff
Is our obligation:
so, good Congress, get in line.
All your former sIoth resign,
Strike out for the nation,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
NniIrnnd Mon nnd I,n.scn.

WnITr0nd Mrn nnd PnNscH.
TO the Editor of The Times DSpatch:
Sir.-Just word to Traveller" in your issue
of yesterday morning. that the public may not
be misled. Just few words I'm order to call
attention to few points of the many that
might he mentioned believe that only a
few are necessary.
'rraveier' does not he very we'll
informed on the subject on which he ESSAYS 10
write should like to ask whether he is ac-
uuaintcd with the fact that railroad men do
less trave ling than any other class OF people
How much expense. In his estimation. Is in
Cured by the railroad employee who has I'm his
possession annual pass on which he rides
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
Government Sn,nr, increase.

-. u T. Portsmouth. Ea.--'rhc hill recently
ptsSch ID! Congress making a and 10 per CO MT
increase in the salaries of government en- :
pioNces is effective July |, this year
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

4 \ H.. Eagle Rock, Va.--Somcw here ON
INC route of the ship ii hopes to Destroy the
Suninii me takes its stand. l. les SuhmrrS.d
or Just hwash, The TWO slender steel mast. az
ihc p"riScopes. six inches diameter arr nc
"liiN signs of its presence. When II. loo,
.hlP ~ SiEhted the commander nrSt estimates
me speed the ship - making. The boat slides
down until the ship is barely visible from III.
TIP OF the pcriscope. Accurate speed and Il, CO.
non 81 the oncoming ship is taken. \ simple
problem in triangualion enables the COM
mandci Of the submarine to caicuiat. Wit. cX-
AN attack. y jingle of bells brings the spceL
- requirements: and the submarine keeps To
~: surface as lons as it without fear OF
detection. then at the submerged speed viii
enable II 10 complete the side Of the trian..I..
tN" submarine must cover before firing IN.
no@i siMks lover until the tops of the peri.
scenes ar" below the waves. Evervthinr -
made ready for the shot. The comlnander
Watches his speed indicator aud his chrome
,netfr. The time comes for the shot, The sub
.narlh" hobs up until the comma n,ier can ,ise
ms nerlscope again, and as submarine must
hin ny m;,neuvering the boat instead Of turninr
me torpedo tube. the rudders ara shifted untII
me boat is pointed in the proper direction An
other order comes down the speaking tubes ana
'c torpedo. already in cradle :it the ,nouiI,
n' III" tube. is showed home The compressor
:ilr KS are set. and spring is released
lh"re is kissing sound of air and :, soft
Srrhpc Of metal. The torpedo iunges out its
"h"iu"s start automaticaly and hurry Tho ia
Snuc'ivc charge OF the explosive toward tho
target. ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

GrubbS--That was n cruel rcm,rL Mis-, c,,.,
thhg made to Cholly' Iitebranc
Stubbs--What was that?
ENTHUSIASTICALLY had said the country cx-
P"c'ed every man to do his duty and she con-
graduated him that this seemed to leave hin,
out
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

T. q. r., MAdisom. Nn-\ccordinc ~ tho
,;,test estimate prepared by the Bureau OF
forcieh and Domestic Commerce. Department
81 C"nlmcice the United states has a popula-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
w. Il. SHIELDS.
To-Day's Hes, Irnnd-pickcd Joke


supervising principal recently Was testing
some children in reading. and. in order to know
whether they INTERPRETED corrective asked the
meaning of different words. One word which
promised difficulty 'chrstcncd" When
asked. none could toll it's meaning In order
I" lead up to its meaning the supervisor asked
Well. what do they do when haby's born"
one urchin. whose home must have had a
recent visit from Mr.. Stork. popped up and said
They weigh it.'-ludianap polls News
Pat riotir
There was Young lady named Hannah.
VIII" dressed i'll very loud mannah.
Il cndcavor, she said.
In this blue. white and red.
To look just like the starr panglcd hannah
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
The Voice Of the People

AZ evidence of good fntth. letters must
give the nnnic md address o. the writer. Sumc
will not he published u writer NO rcuucsfs
Make NIL q short.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
4 aIfif-s

~ g. +" Norfolk. Vain the carly history
OF mus country a spanish shilling. worth i2i:
'tntS; WAS IN circula ton. and il generally
cared bit Hence the expression. two
nltS Tor - cents and six bits for - cents
;Nnoihcr COIN then in use called Il "i-penny
m worth cents. Tn" OH
!itiiy recognized but was in general use nd
mas been used more or less since.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

To-day congressman will have an oppor-
tunity To show whether they arc representa-
tives of the people merely elected Rep
rcSentativCS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

Mrs - +, j.. Observation-Disclosures may he
'I";tieo by Dipping a piece Of chccsccloth into
sweet cream aud rubbing the leather with II,
1t cleanse" the leather. nd the FAT of the cream,
- AN ,%cellen' food for IT. II MAY be polished
10y hipi"nG piece of checsccloth into the whit.
HI AN egg which has been whipped for frost
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

IL 'he turks i'm Mcsopotamia keep up their
esc retirement they may find thcmsc lv es
in the deep blue sea
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

a a once year? Is he acquainted with the
t.St tnat The railroad man in the train service.
Mn" IN supposed to draw better wage than
,ne average man. has but little time in which
W rue passes. especially for pleasure? How
inout the clerk: Does Traveller consider that
NJ enjoys Il better living wage salary than
dnU .,HSrage man. and is there vocation which
ucinilhds closer attention to business and per-
ni's OF less leave Of absence for the PURPOSE
oi travel or anything else?
.oioMc'er sincerely trust that tho S1.50 and
- man VIII not have to pay for this privilege,
nu. II this were the case. and known to be the
Use by those who ride passes ] believe all
tT be ling TO forcgo the privilege.
,,nouEn "a e the travelling man. are not
account IIrc,TIt.u, ~
ttChmOnd Marc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
InJu.tice to RnIlroad Employee..y

10 thc Editor Of The Times Dispatch
a, Sir,--Thc writer's attention was attracted
inns morning by letter your editorial page
noinpiaihlnE of so many employees riding
ptsSes. while pay passengers had. in many
E ES' 70 stand When writing. Traveller must
maNe been looking through glass darkly
SuDcrinduced by Indigestion. lie has done hard
WORKING railroad employees Il great Injustice
IN bringing against them such charges as he
uocs lie seems totally blind TO the fact that
annual or trip passes only able o lea We
Town after l.. NJ. saturday. on Sunday and
considering the fact that they are closely CON
nnen to their duties from weeks end TO
:hothcr IL does not seem other than lust that
aneE should take advantage of the only time
,tir ana IA change OF scene. We do not doubt
Dut that any employee riding on a pass will
gladly give up his her seat TO Il nav pas-
HthEcr on notice from the conductor. or when
Snch Il person is actually observed by tho en-
pioNee Does ''Travcler.' i'm this connect ion
expect uS to comb the trains for ma vinr nn.
SehEcis without seats 80 ~
further analysis of .'Travelcr's'' letter goes
10 snow that lie belongs to that large and in
're"Sihs portion of the public who arc ONLY too
ready TO squeeze the railroads at all times for
anEthlns they can get And may we not ask
again II he would not willingly ride on a M IS,
IL ne were only eligible for one? IT, further
ucicnSe. are preparing TO ask authority TO nut
IN iorcc Increased freight and passenger raics
nc mas only To blame the big brothe rhOod chic Is
ana their followers who only recently made
an hhcailcd-for and vicious assault unon the
railroad treasures. In conclusion tho writer
,,,ahcS an earnest plea for justice those all
, ,o.u employees who only able TO leave
~ w $500
NoNuNtoN RAILROAD EMPLOYER
Richmond March % i ~ i-'-'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02
Health Talks, by Dr.. VIM. Brady
'Cop,risht. 1915 National Newspaper serviceI
Condiments.
Condiments.

because like my pipe | am inclined 10 de-
Jude myself that maybe tobacco isn't such a
bad ii:ing for my part Cuiar specimen OF mct;tbo-
ism. li"cause my nciehbor likes glass OF
beer or whisky. he is inclined to think the doc
tors max" to" much of their case against alco-
hoif because YOU like your meat highly Favored
increase the secretion OF gastric juice and aid
digestion, besides stimulating the annette for
Pepper, vinegar mustard. spices. pickles hot
sauces caisurS and other artificial havorS
which are practically used as foods aud
indeed, practically without food value are pos
Stbly not harmful Tor occasional use. though
they are certainly not necessary adv lisa bile
Tor h"hitual use salt is necessary 10 health,
and Yet IL is doubtful whether an individual
living on reasonably wide variety OF foods
requires more salt than is naturally present in
various foodstufiS
chr"nG congestion Of the liver and chronic
'catarrh" of the stomach. produced by the
excessive use OF condiments. Their local effect
Is comparable with that of alcohol, brief
hccting irritation or stimulation. whichever YOU
please TO call IT. followed by prolonged passive
longest ion which diminiShcs function.
In the bowels. condiments produce the SAM.
effect us in the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES irritation
and increased secretion. followed 10y prolonre ed
congest ion or hyprrcmia For this reason con
dimcntS are injurious in. case OF constipat 10 H.
and especially so in a case hemorrhods or
piles.
Certain substances Of the continent class ar.
absorbed into the blood and ciiminate ed through
the Kidneys. SO they are apt TO up rri-
liability of the kidneys and bladder.
tcalthy adults certainly do require the
aid az condiments TO stimulate appetite cX-
cite the flow Of gastric juice. Feeble old ,,.r-
sons may sometimes profit from such efforts
Children should be denied condiments under All
circumstances. And that includes horsc-radISh
ginger. caraway, cinnamon. mint. Juniper vine.
and the articles previously mcuiioncJ
i:cd -wct,ine in children is often found to be
caused by the abuse of such irritants
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-04-02

What's the matter, Hindcnburg? Ca
YOU hold 'cm?