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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
s SiDEJlGHTS0NWARM0VE

THE form of igune reorted by the Germans the sinking
first story published Of uboat firing the helpless sur
forced
policy the last possible the German admiralty take
keep sailors from their ships by putting awful fear of death their hearts
Sudden death those who shot the snail boats
" aoc last wee, eS's the 'R1 a to mS i ss 2 me to % @ " OF men men
fna,eE & set adII m IN roHhoat 500 miles from the coast Of Ireland
smp'd the fresh Of the drinking casks filled the casks with salt
%e,. De,G as M we o ARE from % the actual @ horror. ] Of war not possible for
pngan, as matter pol preierTs rae to i fie % b % @ incidents nc
We hold such attitude recurring upon
the Ts[ % % nSn can do tho to- add power ye to % the word 80 yTbon
ion that exists regarng the d Which, ~ tb @ 5 @ @ S " @ m I b % @
persons hundred one meets do not think the United States will suffer
is impress the ooopmstc great
Mr. Smmon; related incident, told him by Red
The first of these incidents deals with Brussels and the first Of the
Sema qpao Of Belgium The narrator was walking along the streets OF
the sidewalk walked In
ragged @ starved and roPen lie cared for thu, baby aad then aene back
] @ p % & c" noT @ M h he MAD & @ fppi % ed 'on" ' @ "I9 % % p% @
ne the then general and made and Won Kissing said The
% % ] Was to sas them the @ Then nh he asked % n" long R would take ,1,s
were off Vo Kissing took memorandum his desk gave him
According simmons this American Red Cros, worker visited
the Russian front Along the road findenbwgs advance he pile after
i?g tn, dohei Of leaFce lie tod Of The l,l wicker basket; Which
y D % %s ani @ " @ 5 % basket aoass a 3 OF BE s,r%sn a VIII" ss
officer accompanying the Red Cross explained that such the
commanding district gave exact number
"a @ H" ' "bs ,"s @ % paE % ' s & I s 1S % & @ osd % hc
Gslmn ] oer M SAID their science mad proven ven , did not pay gather the
the spent collecting uc bones Only bone, taken
London newspapers particularly the Observer and Times been
"S . @m" Goo "y to ." GIyG"d an" question ] that that the
dead are reduced fertilizer and needed chemtais
Arnold T9yn has published historical record entitled "The
de,"n women and od !, V ws' the the
a' S G,m" ,"'saf, u Of w % OF " that 'e4D5'' the writing line
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

being vain But no man is ever as
handsome as he thinks he IS
Ever notice how soon Friend o
the Peepul gets over 1t as soon as he
is elected
Another mistaken idea is that the
angler with the most expensive tackle
doesn't catch tho most fish |, takes
good tackle to land fish these days
The fish arc getting wiser.
/, doesn't take a Born Leader to
find ont what the people want What
the people want is always something
that they can get
\ mean cuSS hints that maybe it the
girls could see their elbows they
wouldn't be so anxious to exhibit them
TO other people
A woman always likes to meet an
other woman who hates the same
woman she hates
A woman will spend an hour making
a new iar out OF her old one And
then she'll ge, mad il anyone intlmateS
that she is two-iaced.
There was a time when a bride was
supposed to know how to cook and
sew. But nowadays she is expected to
know how 10 run an auto and put on
a spare tire.
4 fat man may not be graceful. Bu,
he has the consolation Of knowing that
he doesn't look anything like the two
legged snakes pictured in the mems
clothing ads
The same disposition that makes a
man hate the world he is living in
makes him fear the one that's coming
TO him
Some girls are so afraid that you
won't notice how modest they are that
they keep on Dragging about their
modesty
This is a great lie About the time
YOU get your shoes broken to your
corns 1t is time TO get new pair
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
IMPEDING THE SUFFRAGE CAUSE.

THE suifragccs down at Washington arc dong their
derndest impede the progress Of their cause Ihey
are making themselves ridiculous, and their cause rdcu
lous in the eyes OF most by doing everything within
their power to harrass and mbarrass the president at
time like this
The other day the Russian mission to this country was
scheduled to call at the White House When it arrived ITS
eyes fell upon banner displayed by the suffrage pckeS
which read follows.
To tho Russian Mission: -
Russia They say. we are "A democracy. Help us
win n world That dcmocracies may survive.
We the women. tel YOU that America Is not demo,
right vote President Wilson s the chlet OPP
ponent Of their national cnfanchisemcnt h'lp us
make this nation really frce Tel your government
that beratc It's people before II can claim
free Russia as nn ally.
The display OF the banner started riot When the
smoke Of battle cleared away the banner m shredi and
the pickes were a triile hors dc combat 80.
The Russian mission is II cour,esthmposcd OF incli-
gent men 1t understood that there basis in fact
for the statements embodied in the banner The most that
il could do therefore laugh both at the abSudlty
OF the banner and the antics OF the Crazy James and silly
Sallies who were responsible for IT.
The Times believes that national woman suffrage IS
inevitable but it will be thousand years coming II the
cause is continued to be led by OF the type who
originated the banner. The bulk OF the male electorate
is ready to extend suffrage the whenever ma
jory Of the same want it. They will he very slow to act
however there be many further displays OF asinniy OF
this screaming type.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
A NEW GOLF CHAMP.

GAM w. REYNOLDS of the Omaha Field club is the
- new trans Mississippi amateur golf champ lie
snached his aure from the classic brow OF Harry Legg
Minnekhadi club, Minneapolis, last Saturday
Sam is some shooter, he is, He The route in q
three under par in the morning round and TO-
par in the afternoon And that kind Of shooting usually
brings home the bacon Ptted against Chick" Evans he
would have hands down And he pited against
a splendid golfer at that
II readers will pardon personal reference will
say that we followed Sam around last Wednesday after
noon in his match against T. A. Lehman Oklahoma
Ctys white though sun burned hope and took several
squins his particular brand Of goli We had little idea
the time that he would be finalst But he is OF
that kind Of golfers who gets better the farther he goes
And by the time he reached the finals he going his
best the record he established obviously goes show
But do not hesitate say that Sam is deserving Of
his newly ywon laurels. He went through a class OF
amateur golfers, each and every mothers son Of whom
inently bent taking his measure and getting hi,
goat to boot And in putting Harry Legs five times
Trans mississippi champ he only established hi,
claim to fame as a golfer hut also established new
sma,eur course record
Hail to Sam, the victor vale to Harry the yanquiShel
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Snd

There was once a man who was very
eccentric and who wished to do some
thing for his country On one side OF
him lived VIII R. Con and On the other
side lived Johnny Hotair, and they
kiddcd him into raising gourdS out cf
which he was TO make hand grenadcS
for the army by killing the Gourds with
a deadly explosive. He planted iorty
acres OF ground and in the fall when
he harvested his acres and had dried
the gourds he started to make the
grcnades He had the first one almost
filled when he let il fall This is III,
epltaph they put on his tombstone
He filled a gourd with "Tcrrorall,"
Then accidentally let il fall
Fechly he said. with his last breath
"My ncighbors' bull gourd me to death
7 II NJ
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Poor Old Paw.

Willie Paw, it says here that the
Government IS going to establish uni
form fish laws
Paw-Wc'l. what Of it. my SOM
Willle-Why, what do they want to
make the fishes wear uniforms foro
Paw-That will be enough Of your
sass, young man You get to bed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

II man had predicted few years ago that on the
Fourth OF July, 1917 the Stars and Stripes would float
to the breeze in England such person would have been
considered tit prospect for the treatment OF a wild brain
But the flag is flying in London, and We rather think it
viii ily there on Wednesday OF next week
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

For iity-iour centuries the schadoof,
a type oi sweep used by the Egyptians
for raising water. has been in common
use Indeed, 1t is thought by some 10
have been an ancient device even $500
years before Christ
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Long MAY Il Wayel

CHouSton PoSt)
II remains Tor Luke McLukc 10 tell
us when the shlnbonc OF the modern
Corntcdcracy will he broken
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

ANY husband can tell YOU that he
doesn't gain anything when his wife
gives him a piece OF her mind
Don, waste time telling your trou-
bleS Remember that the only man
who is really interested in them is a
lawyer.
We don't blame a pretty girl for
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
OLDST0RIBS.
IN New
Twenty Years Ago.
Prom Ire TIkBS FILES


The first wheat Of this wears cron
was marketed in the city Yesterday
Two loads were purchased by the Acme
Milling company OF { /. MAXWELL.
whose farm IS five mile, west of the
ylty Mr. MAXWELL, wheat averaged
thlrty-tive bushels 10 the acre a Weld
OF 1900 bushels TO forty acres Mack
and Riley also bought a load from :.
D Stokesbury paying 50 cents
bushcl
Mrs II RoggS and daughter of Me.
PhrrSon, Kan, are visiting ! II Ever
est and family
Attorney General Cunningham ha,
decided that in issuing a liquor license
fee of $40 instead Of $3.50 be collect.
ed by the county clerk Tor the issuance
OF the license He also decided THAI
the $500 fee must be paid for the year
IN advance instead Of $50 quarterly
Mrs Whit NJ Gran, gave dinner
IN honor OF the Misses Wilkln of Bren.
ham, Tex, who arc visiting here.
The funeral OF Captain Anderson
took place this morning from his la,-
residence on Harvey street Rev. Gros,
preached the funeral service. which
was under the auspices OF the Masonic
| lodge.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
What's the Fare to Twin Fails?

Fishing ought TO be good at Twin
Falls, Idaho a Fish has Just taken out
permit to build a house there, and
{. Fish will build it
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
A CnnYert

What has become Of the old fash
ioned girl who used to think that Bertha
NJ. Clay was the greatest writer IN IN
world Cincinnati Enquirer. She's
changed her mind and is now a disciple
OF Luke Mcluke Wilmington News.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

So it seems that the national bone dry law becomes
effective July and the state bonedy law ON July 3
This certainly tghtenS the I'D with a double clamp
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
YnlI Know Him

We know he is an old dead beat.
speak of oswald gnatz Fudge
His creditors he'll always cheat.
But he viii always pay a grudgc
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Betchai

The ofNccholder viii crate.
And call the workingman his brother.
And then he viii proceed to state
That one good term deserves another
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
The Wise Fool.

you should never put of things until
tomorrow observed the Sage
How about bill colcctors5' asked
the Fool.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

Congressman Lands who is here to-
day, cmpha,ically denies the statement
,ha, is going the rounds that II state
hood is no, obtained now, that !, will
not be had for fifty years He believes
that il the present constitution is re-
jec,ed a new one may be framed and
a statehood be gained within a very
short time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
RIppuNdRHYNFS
GDMN Mdsoa
NCoDytyg3e I9J7
NO HATRED.

A THOUGH we'd can that kaiser
~ 'kate and beef the kron prin1
chap, We chant no bitter HYMN of
hate, as We go forth to scrap. When
we have polished off the Hun no ven
gcance we'll demand. we'll calmly put
away the gun in our umbrella stand
Some nations, worn by pain and toll.
may possibly remark that William
should be boiled in oil. his son fed
to shark But there's no hatred in
our heart, were sane and circumspect :.
when we've upset Bills apple cart,
harsh measures we'll reject Well 'pu,
old Kaiser Bill away, wherein can do
no harm and set the kron t&,rS gs,ch-
ing hay on some sequesterc*fsNn. For
Hlndcnburg a lonely roeAefhl island
bleak and bare where SAfiyI around
his head will flock aNS6Aay eggs in
his hair We wish TO see the German
state once more happy land, and we
shall whoop no hymn of hate. when
old Red Bill is canned. But she must
still be pounded down till Bill no more
shall own his ormine, scep,er, sword
and crown, his Scroiula and throne.
The kron prinz must be in crate
Pop Hindenburg in jail, or (though we
sing no hymn OF ha,e) our work will
not avail
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

The small investors to ge, all the Liberty bond, that
they bought and the large investor, will he allotted only
portion Of their subscriptions Wall street didn't &c, the
big end OF this loan
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Fifteen Years Apo.

The marriage OF Miss Cora Belle
Bauman and Mr. Guy Elliott Black
welder was an unusual and interest.
ing one celebrated last night at the
Methodist church The church wa,
beautifully decorated From the arches
on each side OF the aisle 4 canopy was
formed over the center and from this
fern ball was suspended The altar
was one solid bank OF palms and the
railing was completely hidden with
fca,hey asparagus Into this bower
OF soft cool green fairle, must have
wandered with their arms filled wl'h
lovely white pconieS and dropped them,
for scattered most artlHlcally here
and there and peeplng from every COT
ncr these lovely flowers were seen.
The bride wore a most elegant i'm
ported gown OF lace made over satin
finished iaiie,a and trimmed with ex-
Qulsitc medallion, and over this her
veil fell IN graceful folds She carried
a shower bouquet OF lilies OF the val
ley Miss Margaret Lard was maid OF
honor and was charming in a gown ol
white lace over silk null on a tafic.a
foundation The bridesmaids who were
Miss Phelps, Miss Miner, Miss Grant.
Miss Thrcadgill Miss Richardson and
Miss Bauman OF Kalamazoo, Mich.,
were charmlngly sweet and glrllsh IN
simple, but elegant gowns OF Paris
muslin Mr. Paul BlaCkweldcr wa,
best man The groom'mcn were Messr',
Clarence Bennett George l. Cooke.
Alex Stewart, Sam Laird, Vale Hale,
and Billy Cleveland
Miss Cattle Hughc, OF Sedalia, Nc,
arrived TODAY to spend the summer
with her brother W { Hughes and
g,,,,l,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

While Red Cross week has passed history that does
not prevent one from sending check the organization
today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

The former king OF Greece has bought home mp in
the mountains OF Switzerland where he live IN peace
among the cheese and away from the worlds turmoil
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
w ell. Well

or course there is nothing in a name
But Frederick /. Lake is a LAWYER AT
y South La Sale street, Chicago. III
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

ANY person who overlooked by Red Cross finance
committee need not ccI sighted since his volunteer sub
scrpuon will do much good as a, any previous
time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Huh!

while other henrcrs may be dense, "
Observed old CuC'o Uelf.
You have real bright audience
When YOU talk 10 Yourself
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Famous Poles.
Amt That Nicel

People in some towns can't get
enough cash TO pay wha, they owe. But
YOU can always find Bill Money in Fort
Recovery, Ohio
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Our Daily Special.

Always Lie When the Truth Would
Affect a Woman's Reputation Luke
McLuke.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Onchl

How are you getting along" asked
the Friend
"Oh, manage to keep my head above
water replied the Old TOPPER
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
'C0KEEM:LUKE
Ills COLUMN
@cy.i9bt 1877
Rouse Nit Him

He's dwelling in n warmer place,
He's dead, Is Herman kneiser,
He stood up In a public place
And shouted "Hoch der Kaiser"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Things to Worry About
Luke McLnke SAYS

May | Flee lives in Washington Court
House, Ohio.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26
Ten Years Ago.

Ten Years Ago.
Mrs John Lesser Of Capitol Hill. re.
turned home from Kentucky last nigh.
Mr. and Mrs. Sol Barth have gone
to Kansas City to attend the wedding
OF their nephew, which occurs Wedne,-
day evening at the Baltimore hotel
Mrs W r Hill and Miss Aline Hill
leave tomorrow for Kentucky TO spend
the summer
New members Of the Joi de Vie
club are McSSrS William Brooks. Dick
Tompkinson, Harry Krcmer, Guy Tur.
ncr and Grover Moore.
Mr. William Brooks, who has been
living in Tonkawa in the banking bust
ness Tor some time, has permanently
located in this city and will be a most
welcome addition to the social circle,
of this city
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

Mrs II Bogg, and daughter OF Ne.
Pherson, kan, are visiting ] II Ever
est and family
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

Mrs Whit NJ Gran, gave a dinner
IN honor OF the Misses Wilkln OF Bren-
ham, Tex, who are visiting here
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-06-26

Miss Cattle Hughes OF Sedalia, Mo,
arrived today to spend the summer
with her brother, " c Hughes and
family.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1917-10-18
PRESIDENT WRITES HIS CALL
HOpeg Voters In New York Will mol
Be Influenced By Pickets.

President Wilson has sent a letter
to Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, Presi-
dent of the National Woman Suffrage
Association, made public in New York
last night, expressed the hope that
the voters would not be Influenced by
the actions of the so-called pickets in
Washington. The letter, dated Octo-
Der 10, follows:
MY dear Mrs. Gait: May / not ex-
press to you my very deep interest in
the campaign in New York for the
adoption of woman suffrage and may
| not say that l hope no voter will be
influenced in his decision with regard
to the great matter by anything the
so-called pickets may have done here
in Washington? However justly they
may have laid themselves open to Sc
rious criticism, their action repre-
sents, / am sure, so small a fraction
of the women of the country who are
urging the adoption of woman suf-
frage that it would be most unfair and
argue a narrow view tc allow their
actions to prejudice the cause itself.
] am very anxious to see the great
State of New York set a great ex-
ample in this matter.
Cordially and sincerely yours,
WOODROW WILSON"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1917-10-18
At The Republic Tonight.

Olive Thomas, the celebrated Fol-
lies" beauty, who made hit in her
first screen play, "Madcap Madge. ;"
will appear at the Republic theatre to-
night i'm An Even Break" q Triangle
play which brings the gayety of
Broadway cafe and theatre life to the
screen.
A magnificent setting, said to be the
largest and most costly ever erected
on the Triangle stages. furnishes the
background for the Harrison Fisher
beauty and company of one hundred
girls. who dance to the music of a
Jazz band. More than four hundred
people participate in this one cafe
scene, which is devised with special
lighting effects to enhance the beauty
of the selected company of enter
tanners.
The play is said to have brought
forth all the versatile talents of the
star and provides the gay element tat
sets off her joyous personality. She
is supported by Charles Gum. Mar
garet Thompson, Darrell Foss. Charles
x. French, j. Frank Burke and Louis
Durham. Lambert Hillyear wrote
and directed the play.
1t is interesting to note that Olive
Thomas in IAN Even Break" was
lately the feature of weeks program
at S. M. Rothapfel's celebrated Rislto
Theatre in New York.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1917-10-18
COLORED DRAFTEES NEXT
About 1900 To Be Sent To Camp
Meade About October u.

The next movement of draft men to
Camp Meade will he the colored draf-
tees. Providing train accommodations
can be secured, between 1900 and
1000 colored men will be taken to Ad-
miral :rom October 9th to 30th, in
elusive. The Baltimore city men will
be taken down the 18th, whiles the
county will go TO the encampment on
the 9th, 18th, and Goth.
These will be all the colored men to
go in the first draft from this state,
and they will be accommodated in a
segregated section OF the camp. Full
details have not as yet been an
nounced, but it is almost sure that
they, will be in charge of white Off
GERS.
Provided accommodations can be
arranged, the Baltimore city men
will leave over the Pennsylvania
Railroau, and in all probabilities the
county men will be sent so camp over
the same routes selected for the white
draftees who went down last week.
With the movement of the negro draf-
tees, Maryiand's first quota will be
completed