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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08
Grajoua.
1ie @anptitant Der iucftliten pber flei.
ilen Waladei.


aen @aladJei.
Graiopa, bic Sauptitabt Der peit.
li9en ooer tleinen @aladei, ourb
oeren ginnabme Ieineraeit Der 5oIz
tenbapns9(rmse Ser Weg na9 gufas
reit freisele9t tpuroe, liest ON Mits
tellauf Oes Stu, Der etpas peiter
rDrpli6 bur4 bic Iufnabme Der beiz
ben Nebenfliifle 9ilpri unb Motru
TAFT Die ooppelte Yreite erlanst bat.
Ser in ieinem Sberlauf 10 muntere
uno Hare Stu, Der cine unmenae
BON Miiblen unb inouftrieaen 9etrles
ben aler Dirt treibt, pirp fridge uno
tribe. San9iam f6iebt er iid in UNI
unterbroGenen S9langenlinien pur3
Die ~gelegneten Gefilbe Der lpolaAi<
l9sn slefebene Der 0onau, gu. bic er
nett unterbulb grajopas Bel 9edetu
srreldt. Sem llnterlauf lit Itelenz
tpeiie periumpft. Dos sa,15e SiuzSaI
BON Graippa an obtpdrts lit 1eoen
CONNER Elm selpaltiser Maigpalo,
Der selsgentliG ,lur BON fleinen Dors
fern, Sbitbapmpdlbsrn uno 0eisenz
feloern unterbro4en miro. Oariber
briitet Sonmnglut; ben Siimpfen
entitei9en i9pere unseiunbe Oiinlte,
10 oab oas Gebiet nidt nit llnre6t
ben Namen Der gadofen Rumd>
MEMS" erbalten bat.
5riiber biIoete bic tleine Waladei
cine ~lelbitdnoige rumGnii6e Bro
bina. grit I'M Sabre 1859, mad Dem
Sobe oes lebten !Spippbars, oes 6irz
item Stirbep, bOrte Dieie politli9e
Sonosrltelluns auf. 5eute serfdut bic
tlsine Wala4ei, ipis bas iibrigs ruz
mdnil4e 9ebiet, in aablreiGe 8reiIe.
sic TT cine Der frudtbariten uno
ldOniten 2anoi9aften 2umdniens.
SIN Noroen i'm &arpatbenaebiet,
bsrrf9t Wdlobau unb 8iebsu6t por,
i'm Siipen Der Iderbau. Iber Ser 8os
pen 1T nod ni4t 10 ausseniiBt pie er
Iein ipQts. Rur bas Stu uno Do
nautaI iinb itdrfer bsp0ltsrt uno be-
baut. Die !9auptur fade oieies Rid
ltanoss Iiest in ben feblenoen Yer<
tsbrspegen. Graiopa lit ieBt in berz
ADMINISTRATION Siniidt gu elmer
berabseIunter. Oas Sc
neraltommonbo bes eriten rumdni=
iden armeetorps bate sipur nod
INNER ieinen SIP in Graiopa, oess
elm 4ppeuationsz uno Sunz
oelsseri4t. aber Die 3entraIperipoIz
iuuroe mad 8utareit perlegt.
Gin anoeres Bib e1troat Graippa
binsesen in getuerbIider !Sinlidt. Die
Staot bat ii9 in Den beioen leBten
SabrSe9nten mdAtis entfaltet; iie TIT
BON $4,000 %Ginipobnern i'm SABRE
1900 auf $4,000 i'm Sabre 1912 an=
getpa9len. Sic bat cine betrd6tlide
erlaIten, namentli6 Mas
I9insnfabriten uip. Serner lit tie pas
Centrum oes tleinpaIa9if9en Ma,ss
lnb Weisen9onosIs se%tporoen. Gras
,opa gilt oils isbr reid, mas iit audi
n Der seiamten 4nlase Der Staot
lusoridt. Dem lmfanae nab 1T
S%raiopa cine DER srDbten StGpte Aus
nanisns. aaes 1T auf bas breitefte
IMP peitldufisite anselest. 9lu9 Die
3ahl Der &ir9en iiberiteist oas ror<
male Wtab. IS iino niht ireniser aIs
y sriefii4 : tatboIiiae unb 2 r0s
nild=tatboliide 2irdyen %por6anben;
,a5u tommen nod 3 Spnasossn unb
me p~roteitantiide Stride. 4ber fem
Sebduoe Der Staot peiit cine
unltlerii9e geiOnoerbeit auf. Yei
sralopa baben 5ipeimal grDbere
59ladten itattsefunbeny i'm Sabre
400 atpiihen Dem tpala9iiden Moi@
ooben Mircea uno ben Siirten, uno
m Sabre 1853 spifdsn Rufen unp
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08

Us gibt feline 1inbieaiamerer uno
bartercn @seniden oils Die INNER nit
getradtune hires 1lneliids beibGf-
tigt fin6.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08
Sctbcilignng am gebrcr Ggamen
cine rcgc.

Tie 9ctbciIigrng an Der Eriifun9,
sic fir 2ebrer Der offcntliben S6u-
len an, lcttcn Sreitag unb Sanlstas
in Scrmonn iopobl als in SDens-
pile ab9ebalten puroe, mar cine
Gubcrlt 5oblreide, benen ie nad bent
Hclultat ocs grumcns iperben bonn
County Observation-Disclosures. bic Seb-
rcr. Certificate ailseeitellt. melde 2eb.
rcrn oos Hedt crtbeilt 2ebrerltenen
an Sen Gffentliden S6ulen im Goi,n.
IN an5utreten.
Sn Sernlam nabnnen foIgc,tOe
2cbrcr uno ~ungcbenbc Sebrer oas
Grumen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08

Scr flllgc nno gcbiloctc Wenid)
nladt nenig Sragc. uno Nusrl1fllngs=
5eiden.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08

>>sNtN M 80
Snterciic scr Silent 2umbcr 60, oie
BORT Gin 3mciggci61it bciist.
-Srau @cnrp Stocnner reiltc &C.
tern nad Wappicp, in 2afapette
Gountn I'M BORT mobnbaften Scr
mnnotcn cinen 9cilld ab5uitatten.
-SSnL Hllbe pon RoIebub, 81. 1
mar leeten 5reitog bier INN aIs Ser
matter oes Nahlniies ieiner ncrit.
Wllttcr, Srau Catherine Hllbc,
notwithstanding int Nad)laBgeri6t
ab5ulegen.
STRAIT Otto glrgel nnb SRI.
&erna @urfbarot BON ct. 2olis ia
men oll Mittlpod) bicrber uno lper.
Den nlcbrcrc @od)cn bel Den Gltern,
Glnil @urfbnrbt mn @nttin Der
mcilcl.
-@erulnnn Strisel, $. j. Gobs,
s. NJ. %oD2, hilbert Sobs ir. lllb
ScroinanO S6lottah, Don @cnl, ia
men lesten Sonntag per sluto bicrbcr
Inn Den eng in l~lniercr Staot bel
Vefniultell 81 ucrbringcn.
-Gurh Enltor .. 6. Seller bon
Der biciiacn DC. &. STRIDE murocn
lctten 0onnerstug babicr j. 6. &llss
fnllp mo Sri. 2cna @oipcr, bcioe bon
Canaan, in Den bl. Stnno Der Che
cingcicgnct. Slid gum 9unbc!
Der cpnn9l. NGbpcrcin bcgira
ON Withpod) iein 5. @rilnbrnesicit
lttb licb on bieicn Gage sic Nrbcit
ruben I'M Den 8cbllrtstue oeS Ger,
Gins burh Elm &oifccfrGn5Ncn unb
81 feicrn I'M &rciic Der Mit-
9licoer un0 ~yrcunhc.
Sri. Sobunnu Magncr bclildt 4.
3. &crlponbtc in ct. 2olliS. SRI.
@agllcr lit cine acitlllte &rantcn.
pflcgcrin lno mar lGngcrc 3eit in ci-
llcm &olpitnl III @rono HapiOs,
Mid)ioan ongeitcllt. &or &l,r5cm lit
iic in Gicuit bcs Observation-Disclosures"
gctretcn.
-Gu9en Drummer, Sobn bon Sp.
@rlunncr uno @ottin, lit nod nlcbr.
j1brincn Nufcntboltc IN &nnios Gitp
moiclbit or bos @Gferbollolpcrf ers
lcrnte, nnd) Scrn,om 5urilfgcfcbrt
llnb miro in bcnl iriibercn Gbriit-
mann q @cbGuoc Gin @Gfcr- @cid)Gft
croffncn.
-6rou 2i55ic @rof mo ocren
Sodtcr, Srol Nllb. Nofimonn bon
ct. 2ollis, Srou Trib Shott bon
Scficripn Gitp ,lnb Or. 5. :. @rof
bon Rbinelonb foller lctten Cams.
tag bicrbcr lin Dem @earGbniiic ibres
&%criponbten, 81. Stto &. SocobS,
hci5lmobncn.
-6croinono Shocnin9 bon Smiss
mar leetcn 0iclstog bicrber acfonls
men Inn icinen Goulin @cnrn 6.
9rinfmonn unb Tomilic ob5u6olen,
lpelder Hofmittugs bon @cllinetcn,
bier cintrof llnb mcbrcrc @ofcn
bel &c%rlpunbtcn in Ser lln1qcgcno bon
~perlpeilcn miro.
-Muguit Siht'S WormcIl mo
Wig. Gherllns tSor0 Mltfp bcf,toer
iih III @ebonblung ocs Iilto 9ofs
tors oils Solge zines 3uiormlcuitobcs
Der iih lcbtcn Snmstaa Ibcno alif
Der 2onbitrnbe nobe @uIdmcncr's
an Scr Sirit Greet ercial,cte.
4llBcr Den Woihinrt mrrbc sinll
Slid &ienlnno perleBt.
81. &. S~rnn5nlnnm ulb Sanilic,
bon Ghoffcc, Wo, morcn mGbrrnN sic.
icr @ofc bier 5ltrl @eiud) ibrcr Mn.
.9cb6riecu Den Somilicn :. 8. &oien.
ul0 :. Gutter. &crr &uns.
mar m1hreno bes pcriloiienen
in Gbnffee ols ErinSipol Der
bortiacn Sdpnlc tb1tig uno lit Dor
Sturgeon pom Sdulratb in Ncp So.
ben oils Superintendent scr bcrtiaen
Shulcn ermGblt morocn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08
-Illg. Hebcliid un0 @ottin, Nl,o.

NIH. TItUCITIU HIIU VullIII, NNH.
2. @itte nno @m. G%ngclbrcft, BON
Charlotte, nnrcn letter Wittppd)
bier I'M im Gtablobgeridt @cidGitc
81 crlcoiGcn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08
STATE BANK
OF BAY, MISSOURI

@earinbet 1911.
aapital $4,000, lleberiduB $4,000
9epoiiten iiber 100000.
Setreibt elm allaemeines Santaeihaft.
Sesablt 4 9roSent auf 3eitsS epoiiten.
8e5ablt 3 Yrosent auf Spars8 cppiten.
Sat Siderbeitss9 epuiitsaditeu si bernie,
then.
limb bittet freunblihf nm cure Numb.
ihaft.
9ireftprcn:
Simon Bpeger, 9. u. Iepcr,
g. @ngelbreht. ". u. Ntpe0er,
3tep. S%uidmann. gbas. @. Speu.
Senrb Ga%naenbera.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1917-06-08
W. &. Stride.

Sonntag Wcrgcn.
Sonntogid,ulc $50
Communion . Oicnlt 1890
Sonntoe gbcno.
Gplportb SlQa 200
Gllaliidc Ercbigt .~...- $50
81. hilbert aoenefe miro oic bel.
Den Treoiatcn bnltcn. am Soms.
tag Ibenb miro 81. aocnefe einc cna.
liIde Ereoigt balten. wcldJcr bic
Sl,artal Gunfcrena foIecn miro.
Serbert 6. Seller, Yoitor.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

The Woman's Cooperative Guild Of
England, which has been in existence
so years, has 10000 members.
/ Microbes are never found on gold
coins, while paper money is an ideal
harboring place for them.
The Mennonites of Western Canada
being forbidden by their faith, have
sent no volunteers, but are aiding the
allies with money,
The finest street in Christiania is the
Karl Johans gate, named after King
Karl Johan, the first Bernadotte to
ascend the Norwegian throne.
War among her neighbors has
brought such wealth TO Denmark
that the number of millionaires In that
little kingdom was Increased last year
by $50.
The word democrat" originated
from two Greek words. Demos" means
the common people; ''kratesr means
rule. A democrat is one who favors
rule by the people.
To prevent death by poison tablets
taken by mistake an inventor has
brought out tablets coated with rubber.
which is said to resist the stomach
acids long enough for a tablet to pass
out Of the SYST
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
ADVANTAGES IN PIG RAISING
Trucking and Dairying Industries in
East Can AdVantageously Take
Up Pork Production.

In the East the trucking and dairy
ing industries can advantageously be
accompanied by pig raising. The truck
farms waste each year a vast amount
of unmarketable products that might
be used with profit in feeding hogs.
On the dairy farms such by-products
as skim milk and bpttermilk are espe-
cially relished by growing pigs and
can be probably utilized by them.
Furthermore, clover, bluegrass and
other forage crops well adapted for
raising swine grow rapidly in nearly
every section of the East. Corn, too,
is successful, in some sections the av-
erage yield per acre being greater than
that of the middle West.
In the extreme West the alfalfa of
the irrigated valleys and the clover Of
the coast districts furnish a good foun-
dalton for successful pork production.
In most of these regions there is an
abundance of small grain, particularly
barley, that may often be fed econom-
ically, and corn is successful in some
localities.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
HE CALLED THE DEAL OFF
Prospective Purchaser of Diamond De-
cided Not to Buy After Getting
Owners Opinion.

"Will you please examine this dia-
mond," said man who had stepped
into a jewelers. shop, land tell me
what you think of it? If it is good
stone think will buy it,"
The jeweler took the gem, which
was unset, and looked at it critically.
Then in confidential tones he said:
We'll, to tell you the truth, that isn't
a very good stone. 1t hasn't much fire,
it is badly cut, and there is something
here very much like flaw Then he
held the diamond under a microscope
and examined it carefully, finally OBJ
serving: mo, it isn't exactly a flaw,
but shouldn't call it perfect stone.
Now. if you want something really fine
I have here"
Excuse me-" the other man inter
rupted. Il don't think I'll buy a dia-
mon today. This is diamond that
one of your assistants let me take on
Saturday on approval, deposited $50
on it. Please let me have my money
and we will declare the deal off,
Eondon Answers"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
MUCH IN LITTLE

Chiefly intended for garages is a re,
Gently invented door that is made in
three sections and slides around a
corner of building on a track.
The original spelling of Mississippi
was Meche-sebe, which, in the Algon.
quin Indian language. meant father OF
waters.
Practically indeStructible steel shin.
ping cases have been invented that can
be folded fiat when empty and used in
definitely.
For some reason or other-it may be
because of the war-many Chinese
have left Canada and set up in the
laundry business in Minnesota.
The capitals of Norway. Sw eden
Finland and Russia, as well as the
second great Norwegian city. Be-gen,
are in the Sixtieth degree of latitude.
A characteristic Of Christiania is the
presence of youth. Many children and
young men and women attend educa-
tional institutions In the city.
1t is somewhat curious that the
places Of the highest and the lowest
hSmidity In the United States are both
in Texas.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Knew What II Would Be

A teacher was endeavoring to ex-
plain the term FAC simiic" to his class.
"Now," he remarked 10 the sharp
youth, what is your fathers trade Oh
profession?"
He's a photographer" was the re-
ply.
Every well. Suppose q gentleman
came to your father with a document
which he wanted reproduced in every
particular, your father agreed and the
document was faithfully copied, what
would it be-"
"Well," replied the boy, thOughtful'
ly, lit depends"
"On what?' asked the teacher.
"On the document"
How SOP"
"Well, if it was a E5 note, for In
stance, the other would be a counter
felt. If the document was a check the
copy would be forgery"
"You don't understand what ]
mean"
''Oh, yes, I'm quite sure 1 do" went
on the boy. I'm just coming to il
now. In either case I reckon it would
be about ten years"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
The Three Tramps-

A young couple from the corn coun-
try witnessed the film production of
1.-THE Birth of a Nation recently while
on their honeymoon. The bride was
much impressed by the music.
Next day she entered a music store.
Il want to get that song, The Three
Tramps,'" she said
The salesman looked through the
racks, then searched the publishers
lists, but failed to find the song.
rs it a new publications." she asked
fife customer.
mo, it's old"
Can you hum it'll"
Eyes, it goes Ike this: Tramp,
tramp, tramp. the boys arg march
ing"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Cheating and Thievino.

You simply cannot trust anybody.
Everyone seems to be dishonest now
adays," declared the woman. my
maid, in whom / had the utmost con-
f1dence, left me suddenly yesterday
and took with her my beautiful pearl
brooch.
THAT Is too bad, sympathized the
friend. (Which one was it,"
THAT very pretty one smuggled
through last spring"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Settled the Argument.

= When Police Sergeant McShane was
going into BARRIERS shop he noticed
a sign painted on the window which
read, Laundry Agentcey."
Where did you learn to spell" he
asked the barber.
"Why, what's wrong?" he asked in
reply.
Look at that sign," replied Nc
Shane. "Who told you to spell agency
that way?"
"It doesn't look right" admitted the
barber. I'VE had a big argument
about it, me and the painter. said
/ thought it was agency, but he
said it was a-g-e-n-c-e-y. He wouldn't
give in to me, and l wouldn't give in
to him, and weleft it to a man that's
chairman of our education committee.
He spelt it the way it's ON the win
dow, and we couldn't dispute his word
about it, could WEI"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
ANY CORN LIFTS OUT,
DOESN'T HURT A BIT!
No foolishnees! Lift your eorns
and caIIuses off with fingers
It's like magic!

Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or
any kind of a corn, can harmlessly be
lifted right out with the fingers if you
apply upon the corn a few drops of
freezone, says a Cincinnati authority.
For little cost ore can get a small
bottle Of freezone at any drug store,
which will positively rid ones feet Of
every corn or callus without pain.
This simple drug dries the moment
1t is applied and does not even irri-
plying it or afterwards.
This announcement will interes.
many of our readers. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone tell him to surely
get a small bottle for you from his
wholesale drug house.-adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
cUTIcURA HEALS SORE HANDS
That Itch, Burn, Crack, Chap and
BIeed-TriaI Free.

In wonderfully short time in most
cases these fragrant, super-creamy
emoilients succeed. Soak hands on re-
firing in the hot suds Of Cuticura Soap,
dry and rub Cuticura Ointment into
the hands for some time. Remove sur
plus Ointment with soft tissue paper.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept l.,
Boston. Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
BiII's Support.

THE German viewpoint is incred-
ible,' said Booth Harrington of In
dianapOlis, as he laid down a newspa-
per account Of the kaiser's recent pray
er to the ''old German God" for more
U-boat assassinations.
That's a hard-workin' wife o.
yourn, BILL said the bartender.
You bet she is said Bill, as he
extended his glass for its eighteenth
filling. 1 only wish I had three or
four more like her."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
A Very False Friend

George-Yes, I've finished with that
fellow Skinner-absolutely finished
with him. He's bad one. He has a
lying tongue In his head
Amy-Dear mel And only yester-
day his wife told me that he had false
teeth. He must be wickedl
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Use Only Good Horses.

There is no economy in using a
horse that is in poor condition. 1t is
a leak on the farm, for the horse can
not do so profitable an amount of
work. 1t also Injuries a mans credit
TO use poor horse.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Mrs. Lindsey Now Keeps House For Seven.

Tenne GaaI you how much Ihave benefited
by Lydia nkham Vegetable Compound About eight agoI
got of health unable keep house three in
family had tired dizzy feelings cold feet and hands nearly
the time and could scarcely sleep all The doctor said had
liberation without operation would always
invalid but told him wanted to wait awhile Our druggist
Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound
entirely cured Now house and work
the garden am thankful got this medicine feel
though saved life and have recommended others and
they have been benefited w LINDSEY R 8 Tennie Ga
cOndentaD Mass. Your letter viii be opened
read held in confidence
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Heaviest Rean Crop.

The heaviest crop Of beans viii be
obtained on sod land, especially on
clover sod. But good yields may be
obtained on any soil of average fer
tility.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Not Identified.

Teacher-When did Horatius hold
the bridge?
Pupil-Nobody Of that name has Civ
en- any bridge parties in our neigh
borhood for several years.-Puck.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Raisinn Baby Reef

In raising baby beef it is necessary
to have cattle of good beef type and
the purebred sire route is the only
one to take. Then see that the
youngsters are fed from start to finish
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Abandon Use of Oyster Shell.

The commissioners of st. Johns
county, Florida, announce theiv lnten-
ton of abandoning fO> ali time the
use of the oyster shell as a paving ma
terial for the county roads. 1t is claim
ed that enough money has been spent
in st. Johns county for oyster shell in
the last forty years to have paved with
brick every important highway in the
county.
1t is not easy to get Job on Easy
street
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Goo sick
60 Work
Many Women in this Condition Re
gain Health by Taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Convincing Proof of This Fact.

Ridgway, Penn - q suffered from female
trouble with backache and pain in my side for
seven months so l could not do any of my work. /
was treated by three different doctors and was
getting discouraged when my sister-in-law told me
how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had
helped her. decided to try it, and it restored my
health, so l now do all of my homework which is
not light I have a little boy three years old"
= Mrs. o. M. RHINEs, Ridgway Penn.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Inspection of Crafts.

Crafts set last spring should be gone
over. the wax pressed down tight and
sprouts removed from the stocks.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

The Hawaiian craze is dying out
There is hope for the country yet.
Strange no song writer has
thought to write one about the Mon
day Blues.
Speaking or severing diplomatic re-
lations it isn't so easy to sever poor
relations.
1t requires lots of headwork to be
a successful barber-in fact, the more
heads the more success.
Before marriage the woman tries to
catch the man and afterward she does
also, come to think about it.
Lying is like bleaching your hair;
once you begin, you have to keep Ii
up forever to keep from being found
out.
The younger generation doesn't
chew tobacco but the cigarette mar
ufacturers haven't shut down any
where yet.
When the tide Of love begins to ebb,
the woman's first thought is, "How can
/ break his heart ?"-the mans "How
can break away?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

Give your tongue more holidays than
you give your brains.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Exactly IT.

"They say that so many BARRIERS
may go to the war that men will have
to let their hair and boards grow"
''What barber-ouS outlook I"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

New Jersey farmers report yolun-
teer farmers unsuccessful.
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SOME REMARKS

The Hawaiian craze is dying out
There is hope for the country yet.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

A lot Of people are mighty quick TO
throw cover over the naked truth.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

Some men believe themselves great
because they buster greatly.
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STEPS TO SUCCESS

Picture what you want
Visualize It'll
Dramatic It'll
Rehearse it,
Make your mental picture clearl
Focus your attention on It'll
See it over and over a thousand
times!
Improve it! Empower It'll
Put your Inspiration into it!
Have dynamic interest In it,
Awaken your sleeping genius!
Expect SUGGEST Laugh at failurei
Be confident and poised!
Rest in accomplishing
Know your supreme power !-Nau.
titus.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

Speaking or severing diplomatic re-
lations it isn't so easy to sever poor
relations.
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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

Strange no song writer has
thought to write one about the Mon
day Blues.
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Vegetarian NuptiaIs.

at must have been a very expensive
wedding"
"Why"
"The maid of honor carried a bou-
quet of sweet peas and the brides
maids baskets of sweet potatoes"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

1t requires lots of headwork to be
q successful barber-in fact, the more
heads the more success.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03
Help for the Lambs.

A little oilneal VIII help the lembA
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-07-03

Before marriage the woman tries to
catch the man and afterward she does
also, come to think about it.