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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
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TEMPLE.

TEMPLE.
Not only Is Alan Brooks a pleas
ing mixture OF humor and sadness
behind the lishts. but he brings a
piece OF general appeal. especially
10 men folk. many Of whom can see
IN Dollars and Sense" visualize
ton OF their own bitter experience
And 20 those who have been spared
there IL wholesome warning. tho
few are warned by others lot In
such matters.
Dollars and Sense" Is an ex-
ploitation OF the woman who looks
nn-a-nlan -checkhnnk and uses
the appeal OF her sex for material
ends alone Mr.. Brooks apparently
sounded a responsive note when. in
smart curtain speech. he said he
had no doubt there we're many
"Billys' present He ~ the author
Of Dollars and Sense" and as ures
Us IL cost him dsarly to learn Helen
well enough 10 write about her.
.Ait Brooks offerlng gives him excel
lent opportunity foe dry humor that
immensely pleased his audiences.
His rather distinguished aspect
ON the stage also helped great
zeal The supporting cast in one
OF the best skits in many day is
good The piece is cleverlv staged
20 represent four episodes. OF rem.
iniscences.
Some 81 The best dancing seen In
The Tcnrlc came Monday, wfiep
Miss Dong Flung Cue and Harry
tiaN chinese. to put II plainly. first
presented their conception Of Amer
lean song and dance They are lit
tie persons OF exceeding grace. and
their work compares favorably with
their professional contemporaries Of
our own race
Dorothy Granville Is n good sing
er and monologisi with a spicy rep
crtoire-a all Of which combine to
give her "a leading place on the pro
Rralp and make her worth seeing
Size sings one number OF her own
composition.
The "Old Time Darkies," as may
be imagined. have an act full of
melody Of he cotton field sort worth
hearing puean and Raymond bring
bit OF horaeplav in They Auto 10
Know Better" m which a baiky
auiomciil, or frcal tendencies il
tho center cf mirth
The Arhon sisters offer some
thing good m parts, for the piano
PLAYING Of one rs exceedingly good
one Of the most exciting aero
battle offerings IN a long timc m he
troit ~ that brought b. Mirano
brothers An aerial torpedo with Il
tan propeller rs the mot power ~
a revolving derrick on which bat
81 daring arc dom Tho opening
presents tho Five Fiormords "a 4
crCdi,able unsupported ladder act.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

Auto Catches Antelope

SLIM BUTTE. S. D., Jan. 49,
No antelope IS able to keep ahead
OF one OF those little automobile
that keep running right along This
demonstration by John Raney
farmer Is on record Raney was
driving on a road thru a woods An
antelope crossed his path lie
speedcd ahead The antelope kept
down tho middle OF the road After
an eight-mile chase. az brcaknoch
speed. the antelope fell. exhausted
The animal was captured and
penned
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
Ms. collins Laid to Rest.

Funeral services were held Tues.
day morning for Mrs. Charlotte Col.
Inns. for 30 years resident Of De
troit, who died in her home. No. 234
Charlottc-aye,, Saturday night at
the age OF 81. Mrs. Collins was born
in Erie. Pa. and was the daughter
OF Captain andT Mrs william
Downes She married Charles col.
Inns In 1856 and came to- Detroit. 10
live. Mr. Collins having been one OF
tho firm OF Cornfield a Collins
wholesale grocers and forwarding
agents. Three sons, Charles WI.
liam. and !. J. Collins. and two
daughters. Mrs. Clara VI. Green and
Mrs. Alice Collins Sawyer. suryivc.
Mr.. Collins died 20 years ago.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
Charles u. Smith pies.

Charles n Smith. for six years
teller In the Peoples state bank
died Monday afternoon in his home
No. 1854 '-oloradoave.. after an ~
ness OF week. He was born In
Detroit and was ~ years old. For
20 Nyecars he was manager of the
Case Coach a Coupe company. IL
II survived by widow and broth
or. George VI. Smith. OF Detroit. Fu
neral services will be announced
later.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
Pure Blood Makes
Healthy People

Hoods Sarsaparilla remove
scrofula sores, boils and CHER erup.
lions. because IL drives out Of the
blood the humors that cause them.
Eruptions cannot pe successfully
treated with 'Vternal applications.
because these cannot purify the
blood
Hoods Sarsaparilla makes rich.
red blood, perfects the digestion. and
builds up the whole system. Insist
m having Hoods Get 1t now. Adv.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
IN DETROIT

Many enjoyed the informal New
Year, reception ia the Detroit
koard % Commerce Tile lounge
room Was thrown open o. guests
between 7 u'cloch "a. m. AMI 3 %.
p.
The work 81 the InduStriRI classes of
ikc ) ". Z. g. during the ArSt part
nf the winter o. now on diSpla, iN
tho g. NJ A. building The
WORK duue hy The students In tNn
chemistry department under tho di-
rectinu ~ W. ~ Allen is being
given pArticular nttantIun
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

State legislatures are 10 assemble
for their regular sessions today IN
Delaware Idaho. Michigan, Mime
sofa. Nebraska. Oklahoma. Pennsyl.
vania, North Dakota and South Da
kota
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

BRIGHTON BEACH. y. Seven
men and four women Of the Polar
Bear and Snowbirds club took their
first 1917 swim in the icy waters at
The shore bore First in and out
was Miss Aida Ccrdes.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

A conference OF Superintendent
conservationists and others inter
ested in the preservation and devel
opment ~ our national parks Is Ia
meet in Washington today.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02
Odds and Ends

NEVv YORK--The Rochamheau of
the French line, was the first vessel
10 sail from this port in 1917. she
Was DELAYED five hours by a stokers
strike The passengers wen, ashore
and Joined in the Broadway ccle-
lration
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

Edmund Schulthess is the new
president OF switzerland. who will
serve during 1917. lie will be con.
ironted win the big problem OF
peace growing out OF the war. and
II peace should come in 1917 he will
have much 10 do with the negotia-
rnns
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-02

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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

Washing the skin, rubbing saives
and lotions on it, will not cure your
Eczema. You may temporarily relieve
the constant itching, but if you want
to get at the seat of the trouble, you
must purity your blood.
Infected blood is dangerous, and
wnen the watery sores and pimples
appear, you should lose no time in
procuring a bottle Of s. S. s.
This great remedy, which was dis
covered over fifty years ago will wash
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
His Name Ought to Re George Bar
rieR.

His Name Ought to Re George Bar
FieR.
The editor of the BulldoBger, along
with other homegrown heroes. join
ed the citizen soldiery and reported
for drill at the park yesterday morn
ing. II chanced that we we're sta
toned in a squad directly behind
George Baer. At first the position
was pleasing to US for it had distinct
advantages. George is built on the
massive style OF architecture while
our figure is of the string-bean de-
sign. Therefore. we would wobole
over a good bit of ground and still
be In line with him. Also in case OF
attack a bullet would have pretty
poor chance of seeking US out. How
ever. it happened that the only thing
trained upon the home guard yester-
day was d moving picture camera and
we might as well have been home Tor
all the chance we had of appearing IN
the finished films.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

inclusive enough. The name should
indicate their readiness for war As
well as their family status. such as
"Hyenas of Hymen'' or ''Connubial
Crusaders" The old men of the third
unit are feeling quite proud Of their
name, silver Grays." They woul
have you believe that the title was
selected because of its appropriate
ness. However. we believe they were
all aware OF the fact that the animal
known as the silver gray is protected
by the game laws under a heavy PEN
atty.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

out and strengthen your blood, and
the annoying and disfguring erup-
tions of the skin will disappear, and
you will soon feel healthy and Wig
orous again.
S. s. S. being purely vegetable, Is
entirely free from all dope" and
drugs; get it at your druggists and
insist upon the genuine. For free.
expert advice, write to our Medical
Department, Swift Specific Co.. SOI
Swift Building. Atlanta. Ga
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
Enhaut. Pa
weak inwardly.

/ will have to die as there is no help for
me- She got me one of your little
books and my husband said / should try
one bottle. stopped the doctor s
medicine and took Lydia E. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound. 1t soon made a
change in me and now am strong and
do all my work. Mrs. AUGUSTUS
BAUGHMAE, Box Sc, Enhaut, Pa.
Why will women continue to suffer
day in and day out and drag out a sickly,
half-hearted existence. missing three
fourths of the joy Of living, when they
can find health in Lydia E. Pinkham's 3
Vegetable Compound?
If you would like free confidential adj
vice address Lydia + Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

Wanted-A name for the married
mems military unit Someone call
ed them the "Benedicts" the other
day and raised storm of protest be-
cause the word benedict doesn't
have much standing in American his
tory. Any name is barred that is sug-
gestive of that old joke about married
men being experienced in warfare
Already such connotative names as
Cradle Rockers" Might walkers"
Baby Tanners" and "Bill Footers"
have been suggested but they are not
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
The Operations of the K-a.

Bill Lowell owns a bulldog and the
same has come TO the notice of the
Bulldogger. Since his master has
Joined the married mems military
unit, the canine has developed the
habit of attending drill. This, Bill
says. shows him to be a regular dog
of war though we believe the state
ment. like the dog, is mostly bull.
Personally we believe the animal is
of Teutonic origin. At least it has
the instincts and habits of the kaiser.
for last week it ruthlessly killed four
Belgian hares- The brute ought to
be interned, and Bill Roesch, who
owned the hares. agrees with us.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
WEAKLY BULLDOGGER
MONDAY. APRL 80. 1917.


Judge Marsh was figuring on going
TO Portland the other day on No. Il,
and wanted TO ascertain if his train
was on time. He took down the tele-
phone receiver to call the depot but.
being preoccupied. forgot to give his
number when central answered. In
stead he asked the telephone girl.
"How's 1I?" She evidently recognize
ed his voice for she answered, Pretty
good. How's 47?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

Dear LADY, received the socks, some
fit,
1 use one for a hammock. the other
for a NIT.
Some day 1 hope TO see you, when
I've done my little bit.
But in the meantime tell me where in
hell you learned to knit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
Rit Must he "a Submarine.

which one of the military units
do you belong to. the first, second or
third? someone asked Roy Ritner.
whose age is as uncertain as wom-
ans.
Neither" said he, Il belong to the
Submerged Tenth"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
SICK WOMAN HAD
CRYING SPELLS
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

and nervous feelings
and my head both
cred me. / would
often have crying
spells and feel as II
j was not safe. If
/ heard any one COM
ing ] would run and
lock the door so they
would not see me.
i tried several doc
tors and they did not
help me so | said to
nv mother Il guess
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

Rev. j. Z. Snyder has been made
vice chairman of the Council of De-
Tense 1t seems incongruous TO us
for a patriotic organization to have
a hyphenated office title or for u
minister of the gospel to accept a
position that is connected with vice
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

Several of the girls of the Honor
Guard tried out for the positions OF
officers last week. Each was given a
sauad to drill. One of them went to
give the command. "Squads-right.
dress" and she gave IT. Squads, dress
right
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30


The Irish are known as fighters
and they don't want TO waste any po-
uteness on an adversary. Pat I1oner-
gan is an Irishman and the blood OF
his ancestors rebelled the other night
when. during the drill of the second
unit. ne had put in a half hour at
following the commands to turn his
ewes TO the right and fold his hands
AZ parade dress say" he finally eS-
pIoded TO the officer. cant you cut
out some Of this pink tea stuff and get
down 10 business7"
says the WItless WtseAcre.
T7ae Kaiser u changing his socks
every day now because he smella de-
feat.
I@s the HoBor Guard n On Her
Guard
rcs hard TO trist the Honor Guard
In times Of wars alarms.
Yor she q used 20 Yielding vhen
ql,r hear's the call 70 arms
71,r only Cunn m the Oonpany.
sp.akinC OF names IN wartime. J.
! G 0unn has eoused In the married
meas Unit
Dedfcated IN Our Isoal KnitteTs~
while up near the Canadian line
last week. I'd Averiii encountered
Canadian officer who told him that.
while the efforts Of the ladies 20 a.
their bit By the boys az the 'front.' arr
very commendabie. they are some
tfnes futile. A. evidence he recited
the following BIT % verse composed BY
q soldier who had received pair u
knitted socks
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
And the Emphasis Was on the Look
ing

Let's go down and take a look at
the river said a friend to Billy
Clark the other day when the Una
tilla was on a rampage
IAN right" said Billy, II don't
mind looking at water"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
He probably Heard Them Barking.

Rev. J. N. CorneitsOn sussests that
supt. Hayes build fences about the
trees which he planted on the reser-
yoir hill as. he says. he has seen GER
tain indications that they are about %
leave.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
Concerning the Judges Drilling.

Editor Bulldogger:
1 would like for YOU to explain
through the columns of your weakly
sheet why Judge Marsh reported
Wednesday night for drill with the
married mems unit. Also why did
he break ranks when a couple of the
girls of the Honor Guard appeared on
the Scene7
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
Yours.

U. 2. %.
Answering your first question We
believe that the judges selection OF
a unit with which 90 drill can only
be construed as a declaration of in
tention and. just as the courts give
an alien a certain time to qualify as
a citizen after declaring his intention.
we believe the judge should have
time in which to complete his eligibil-
ity. His disappearance in the wake
of the honor girls may have been a
step in the direction of completing
his qualifications.-Edi
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
A
Wonderful
Sale of
WOn1en's
COATS
at $8.75
For Tuesday Only.
You haven't seen better
values this season for
$500.

Copyright Hat SchaHneT& Man
Again our New York office a hit. They said
I'VE bought the entire stock of of New Yorks larg
est makers and this is your share"
These coats made of wool velour and the new
burella cloths in such shades gold magenta,
apple or Kelly green and Copenhagen blue.
Smart styles in sport effects made with sash belts,
large sailor collars and other style features in lengths
from 81 to 40 inches.
If YOU need coat at ALL get early for these val
es will surely be snapped up early by discerning shop
pers at this remarkably reasonable price of $S.7S
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
RARY UNDERWEAR

In this department We specialize for
haby must have underwear of the right
Kind. A full run of sizes and lots of diff
fenent styles for summer wear Each
Garment ...................-. Zoe to S1.SO
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
VISIT OUR BARGAIN BASEMENT

Every article in it is bargain. 1t offers to
YOU quality merchandise at prices far less than
YOU are asked to pay for take-a-chance stutf IN
manv socalled cheap stores. Investigate and
see for yourself
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

me oniy Gum m the Company.
sp~akIng of names In Nartine. J
c dunn has soussd 10 the married
meas Unit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

IT'S hard TO trast the Honor Guard
In times OF wars alarms.
For she u used 90 Yielding vhen
she hears the call 10 arms
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
s.rs dc W1ue.s 49,.

The kaiser u changing his SOCK
every day now because he snelis de
feat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30
LACES
EMBROIDERY

A display that has no equal in the
city. Strictly for baby wear, in matched
sets and full length embroidery, finest
quality, sheer fabric and good edges.
The yard .-.-.--..---.---------------S< 90 70 ~s'OV
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

OrRandia, BatiSte, Lawn, in white are
shown in all qualities for baby's light
dresses. These are of the very best quail
tiles with permanent finish. The yard
1Oe TO $50.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-04-30

An assortment of best quality Mar
eeilles bed spreads in just the right sizes
Each ................ $500 to 92.5C
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-10-05

statement of the case there is no pos
sible ground for calling her a spy.
We reminded Baron Won der Lancken
(ehief of the German Political De-
partment In Brussels) that Miss Ca
veil as directress of a large nureing
home had. since the beginning Of the
war. cared for large numbers Of Ger
man soldiers in a way that should
make her life sacred to them. fur
Their called his attention to the mani
fest failure of the Political Depart
ment TO comply with its repeated
promises to keep Us informed as to
the progress Of the trial and the pass
ing of the sentence. The deliberate
policy of subterfugei and preyariea-
ton by which they had sought to de-
ceive US as to the progress of the case
was SO raw as to require little COM
meht. We all pointed out to Lanck-
en- the horror of shooting woman,
no matter what her offense, and en-
deayored to impress upon him the
frightful effect that such an execu-
ton would have throughout the ci-
vilized world Withf.a sneer he re-
piled that on the contrary he was
confident that the effect would be ex-
ceIIent
When everything else had failed
we asked Lancken to look at the case
from the point Of view solely of Ger
man interests, assuring him that the
execution of Miss Caveu would do
Germany infinite harm. We remind.
ed him of the burning of Louvain and
the sinking of the Lusftania, and told
him that this murder would rank
with those two affairs and would stir
all civilized countries with horror and
disgust. Count Harrach broke in al
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-10-05

another, and so, adding age to age.
and thousands to thousands, in pain
in wailing and lamenting, groaning
and shrieking and crashing your
teeth; with your souls full of dread
full grief and amazement, with your
bodies and every member full of tor
ture, without any possibility of get
ting ease; without any possibility of
moving God to pity by your cries;
without any possibility of hiding
yourself from him; without any pos
sibility of diverting your thoughts
from your point; without any posi-
bility of obtaining any mitigation sor
help or change for the better any
way. Do but consider how dreadful
despair will be in such torment. How
dismal it will be, when you are under
these racking torments, to know as
suredly that you never, never shall be
delivered from them; to have no
hope; when you shall wish that you
might be turned into nothing, but
shall have no hope of it; when you
shall wish that you might be turned
no hope of 1t; when you would re-
joice If you would but have any relief
after you shall have endured these
torments millions Of ages, but shall
have no hope for it; when after you
shall have worn out the age of the
sun, moon and stars in your dolorous
groans and lamentations, without any
rest day or night, or one minutes
ease, yet you shall have no hope OF
ever being delivered; when after you
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-10-05
NEUTRALS NOT
TO OBTAIN COAL
IN U. S. PORTS
Embargo May Force Dutch
and Other Ships In Port
Into u. S. Service

Washington, Oct. 5 - The United
States yesterday frightened it's grip on
world trade with the official announce
ment that no more bunker. coal would
be supplied to ships en- route to any
one of the neutral countries which
border on Germany. 1t is the most
drastic step yet taken to prevent the
enemy from getting supplies from
outside sources.
: Ships trading between South Amer
lea and European neutrals will not be
permitted to touch at United States
ports for coal, as has been the GUS
tom, unless the cargo carried meets
with, the approval of the Exports
Council.
The decision is expected TO force
Dutch and other neutral ships now In
American ports into the service of
the United States. The vessels were
loaded many weeks ago with cargoes
of grain and other foodstuffs, but
could not sail through the refusal OF
the government to grant export Ii
censes.
The Exports Administrative Board
authorized the following:
1.-THE Exports Administrative Board
in formulating their policy with re-
gard to granting bunkers to neutral
vessels, are actuated solely by the de-
sire to prevent commodities from go
ing to border neutrals for export to
Germany.
cat the present time the export
administrative board will not permit
commodities, that may reach the
enemy directly or indirectly. to be ex-
ported from this country to the bor-
der neutral because the board has
not yet been able to elicit the infor-
nation which will enable them to de-
ternine whether such commodities
will SO benefit the enemy.
'Nuemerous cases have been pre-
| vented to the board where vessels
have touchd at a United States port
en- route to a border neutral and car,
rying cargo which did not originate
| in the United States, but which is des,
| tined for a border neutral and will
| undoubtedly accrue to the benefit Of
/ the enemy.
This causes a serious embarrass
ment and to avoid such embarrass
ment the Board has adopted a polio,
calculated to prevent such cases arts
ing in the future.
/ 1.-THE board are anxious to assis
4 Neutral tS15G4p 4A CVttkAu0Ap6 tASA
service to South America and othel
nom European ports; but pending thu
receipt OF the complete information
(which has been solicited from th'
Eborder neutrals with respect to thei
resources and requirements the boart
feels they can properly pursue n,
other policy than the one outlined
above"
Il he oil F~s4
States is like that applied by Grea
i Britain In the blockade against tn
/ legality Of which the United, State
complained. and Germany protested
Many claims were filed against Eng
land by the United States in behal
Of ships that lost their cnrgoes un
der the British regulations. It l
stated today that claims will be with
drawn