Williams news., 1917-09-20
CONQUEST 0F THE
 LAND OF THE BUNNY

l miles, on Sunday, September 23 when the Rabbit Club makes it's bi-annual raid on cottontails. From early morn until early af- ternoon the noise of heavy ex- plosions will re-echo from the plains about Williams, and the residents are hereby warned to remain indoors and if the rack ct becomes too great to place a bit of cotton in their ears as a protection to the delicate bi- cuspid nerves, for the men be- longing to this club mean busi- ness and intend to clean up all of two hundred rabbits, ere their task is complete, and their conciences satisfied that their duty to posterity is accomplish ed/
 The Rabbit Club is a time honored institution, first flow ering in this world in the year of 1910, A. D., at which time the brave gunmen of Williams decided to consolidate skill and do something worthy of his tory. These hunters have now become so expert that their names are certainly recorded on the sands of time, and still they strive to benefit humanity, not for the glory in it, for them selves, nay, but solely for the beauty of soul (referring to leather, of course), that the effort developes. And so, on Sunday morn, September the Twenty-sixth, these noble men will arise in the heartening be- fore dawn hours, gird about them their trusty p rifles, and take them to the fields of ser vice. The location of the bat tie front is always a mystery. Only one man knows where the party may be found that day, and he nevers, oh, never tells. Not even the valiant heroes ken their destination but follow bravely where duty Cor the first auto) leads them.
 An suspicious number of autoes will be used in transfer ring the Club to the scene of action and no alarm should be l felt by the Williamsites when 1 the start is made tho it is under stood that both Dr. Melick and 1 K. Hughes will have their Ads out.
 Proceeding whither chance Gas it were) leads them, the erswhile hunters will eventual ly dismount from their convey ances and charge upon the en-. emy. First, however an cleo tion of two Captains will take place. These Captains will choose individuals for their assistants until two units have been formed to carry on the work. The various units will hasten to the front and endeav- or to slay as many of the furry, enemy as possible. Very effec- tive work is usually done, no more than 200 rounds being fired. as a rule, to secure one rabbit. These rapid fire ex- plosives no doubt will so dis turb the atmospheric conditions that the bunnies will gladly throw down their arms and sur- render internationally. As previously stated the dauntless Sir Galahads expect to mete out justice to fully one hundred rabbits.
 i, When the hours have passed until near two o'clock, P. M., the Captains will call in the members of their units and will count the results of the great offensive and determine the re- suits of the hunt. The side with the fewest bunny scalps hang ing from it's respective belts must prepare the game for the winning side. The wary chefs usually take advantage of this to fry for their betters(?) all of the old tough rabbits. keep. ing for themselves the moreten- der game for their own meal
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