The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1917-11-30

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Hon. Turkey Flew After~,rd. Striking Me So Earnestly IN Hair He Left Me
. Quite esdnIes.
To Editor Who Keep Cheerful in Spite Of Holidays:
pain in connection with my memory. l tell you what collapsed to me last
I was employed for Gen. Cookery at domestic kitchen of Mr.. & Mrs
Romeo Goobn, East oRorn, H.
give Day. We expects to celebrate IS usual" she report for sweetly smiling:
more n.' All M my " relatives Il I'll ri 1s most st s s%ssfa p particular nulp@ about s"tF foods sMa So now %~ will i
eeae eps dsn nma suanc, : q punksns e % construct 70, o ss psesr s00'0es . 0u'e"Vs
GO. At Gouge Bros. Market where was 1 observe sign FAT TURKEY
'Ss ssve To a SEE t,s 1 ! fee, vssy ! humorous sess ! as ssssa ,nt II 1 Cost ss Of Life; who !,
thers. AZ such ,ntes: how much would ? tarkhs costr
. s. 50. he. report srt, for, In immediate .maaa "a sr, .tMm ,m..
.se pc. i. he snasse. financially:
I'VE do nt sell broken sections. You US purchase complete bird, price
4; "a ; :s;s rate: ,d folks ss san set e.: !: rich =, ,, ,, :.ssz"s sss ,. :sssf ;ss, J. enlarge.
"How you know he frshr' I snueect:
freshe n" than mt th nt, ' depos seI Hon. Butch. 'i / buy. : ''s' '''"''s e'"' 'S more
He He sell m expensive cehrybouauet. price 75c per cluster It seem dis
dom quantities, added to $3.50 worth punkens for pie. ! promenade home
While | a thuAy struggling along with burdened back. n assorted
dog, nan Of Hon. Fdo' snux up behind of turkey and made Shining sniff
"shoo" 1 report. Hon. Fido stood waggtshly saying nothing but looking
Date of Thanksful Thursday arrive up BY early a m: Of dawnnme !
a seosen up up o and e commerce d., All a m that assorted dog Hon. Fd0' set outside
their A iso'pr 4 mt . on N as sas Hn. ? Turkey IN ! G n"~ s ns f ssss's sna naaA s%sn # ' sassry'
and 1 ! vas s,a,s to =. assist is. his , importance an ,n.
I'VE got much to be thanksgiving for" report Hon. Goober with sharp
1t were not thusy when l "a a boy" report Uncle Seth with grone
He made smacktaste of this foods, then flop it back with snubbed en
I have tasted no respectable celery since 1s41" he hda banably.
g 60 s% Kitchen sh@@1 for bring in in in deSeiou. mur,snntnuny soup what ! bought
s While I !, were We pc, pouring n.t this n hot ax ne', se.se,n in Pill plates ts;e,, aot'e Sc slight Oh. smell % of
and put him BY window where he be more comfortable.
1 fetch soup in plates t. all those tharksnvers.
"cannedr they yellup together with voce of sad chorus girls while
Nothing is real any mre" narrate Uncle Seth Will dyspepsia. "Even
turhies is deceptive. When hoyhooa days elapsed ! can remember how We
him f1%, IN tx sn neck with n az = We ver kneT Ta hs va tn, good o eat i because n q we seen h%w
their old age N ice before meeting civilized persons. No respectable bird dog
Ienjoy considerable alamf for this thanksgiving speech. Their. courageous
, as, a samu raj. ! retreat alto, to kitchen nn for fetch sel., forth Hon ao Turkey .he. .,l Hope
tartey.but OIL! I stand CAST ! look to window where ! left that sacred
entirely vacuum. Hon Turkey had aewed awayli -.
expression Of tail, there stood Hon. Frdo sbductng Hon. Turkey acrossa alley
acome backwardsr / yenup. Hon. Fido show n . impression from my
talk 4s,.1 ! tp p, tsro1 sat window s'1dx o ~ feet sn to onts's de- q ea' ss1sm gssss n Ssn my ,sss
hooked claws resembling cats. Too late for me! Turkey had escaped from
Nj. Editor, heroes is most brave when reporting failures 50 I drag
: so tssns,r my . eom ana nerea asoa .es s1esyt timing 1oV %a;k v I'M there e ear,y hs' e 1nots
"Ban.air / houa. pokins forth vacant chh. your digestion shall avoid
this agony.
you should all be very THANKSGIVING" ! snusgest You have been res
s susa from = considerable ,onsn s,s I Rfsse rns1s Dei se%r By he o. e,n 1s'I DO sn dog what sacrifice
you mean We shall hay n turkeyg snasgr all ...
fl for Hon. Turkey however touehl" !.
from ~ Kitchen Saas window ind w. and md Hon Fso with wassish tai, trtt Into dining room.
carrying that enormalous bird in his careful teeth. He lay that absent Towel
"Hon. Fido do not care for this enlarged chicken SC he bring him back"
Dinner are low sps,a r.. s ,sr., Hon. .~ =. .,,.., ), ~ ~ .n.,,.
ruinedr when he come back. you. Dinner spontr am impossible to
~. .Tou have re, Tnan nnsas dinner : You can set around making bewaus. 50
f0ou: = ts DOL !. why " = y .%,a y 1 an' o ss an s sta ae ap y s'e srnst Misfortune
to kick win be in your direction" -
y. arrive y next x, sst: and sa Hon s.a T..e, dew af,err'rd' striking m y
Heuass yoa the ssne, Yours truly.
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