The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-05-25
The Girl
Next Door
A Sketch of Juvenile
Love
By F. A. mitchell

aote, us nus Dceu fendfkeu DeIOfe, IL
seems, TO the present writer. He does
not claim originality for the remark.
But 1t Is as true now as 1t was when
first made. some centuries ago, and all
English aud American poets from
Chaucer 10 tile present poet laureate
have enlarged on the theme,
Why not use 1t, therefore, to intro.
duce little tale, or sketch, rather, OF
very young man and very young
maid and flowers and flour?
Billy Atherton was nearing sixteen
that Is. he was ut an age when two
things monopolized the limited space
there was III his undeveloped brain,
the first being his clothes, the second
girl. II may seem absurd TO put
the clothes before the girl but such Is
the proper relation. There are great
many girls, but only one wardrobe, for
young man, and he requires that
wardrobe TO be exactly in vogue.
Tile first sign Billy showed Of ap-
preaching manhood was when he was
fourteen. Then he displayed marked
concern about his neckwear Later
new complication developed: then
the period for long trousers came on.
The color of bis neckwear must match
the color Of his socks. Nothing would
induce him TO wear socks that were
not clicked. His favorite shade for
his scarf and socks was a brilliant
yellow. and woe betide the tailor who
produced n pair OF trousers for him
that were not short enough 10 display
seven-eighths OF his hosiery!
When Billy was invited to his first
formal dance he was confronted with
tue most important question thus far
Of his life. Should he wear swallow
tail or tuxedo? If tuxedo. should
he wear white or black vest, white
or black tie? In Billy's time boys Of
his nge were supposed to pass upward
and onward to full dress through a
tuxedo. So, Notwithstanding that he
was invited TO formal dance. he must
wear tuxedo.
Consultation with half dozen other
boys OF his age soon cleared the way
through the vest and tie problems.
They were TO be both black. But Billy
struck snag ON the collar. There was
unfortunately division of opinion.
Some OF the boys ruled for a standing,
some for rundown collar. During
the afternoon before the dance Billy
was In fever of suspense whether II
should be standing or rundown. Final
ly the matter was settled by a tele-
phone message from his haberdasher.
who, after consulting a periodical CIV
ing such fashions, assured Billy that II
he wore anything except rundown
collar the bottom would drop out of
the universe. That settled the final
momentous question as to how Billy
should be arrayed ON going to his first
formal dance.
Since Billy was to enter upon his
first love affair during the evening of
this dance one would suppose that the
apparel of the girl be. was 20 fall In
love with should be also described
Betty Hinsdale. aged fourteen and
ten months, was as much concerned
about her party get up as was Billy
about his apparel. A dress had been
especially prepared for the occasion.
But If her costume were to be as mi.
nutely described as Billy's has been II
would require woman TO do the job.
This would involve two persons to
write the story. Hence can only say
that when Betty was paraded before
her father In her party dress he i'm
mediately ordered 1t heightened at both
ends. This is all the Information
can give on the subject
The apparel of these two young per
sons being the most Important part Of
this story has necessltnted its being
introduced In the beginning. 1t is now
necessary to mention certain spring
day when Billy had put on his base
ball suit and was In his back yard
summing himself. occasionally throwing
ball against the brick wall OF his
home.
Billy was standing within few
feet Of the house examining a tear In
the bah he had been tossing when he
was surprised ut a fine powder settling
all over him. He brushed IL off, but
more settled In its place. He looked
up to see whence 1t came. All he saw
was that 1t had emanated from a win
dow In the house next door.
Billy was puzzled Nevertheless he
suspected that some one was shower
ing him. Bending his head over his
ball for awhile, he raised his eyes sud
denly and saw the laughing face of
girl at window. 1t was drawn In
with astonishing rapidity. Billy wait
ed and watched for some time, but
there was no temperance of either
the girl or the -four that had whitened
him.
Be 1t remembered that this was
springtime. One morning when Billy
was getting himself late for breakfast
by a painful indecision as to which
cravat out Of more than twenty he
should wear he cast his eyes aside
from the mirror before limit was
very close TO n window-and saw
girl planting seeds or roots In the yard
next door. He at once OWNED that
she was the maid who had Toured
him, and he wished for something
with which 10 return the compliment.
In the window was box Of plants
and the plants were budding Billy