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The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
He Had To.

If all men were like n colored porter
In Frankfort, newspaper men would
find the game an extremely easy one.
The porter, who Is known to every
man and boy In the city. recently was
divorced from his first wife and within
a few days was married again. \ re
porter happened In the clerks office
Just rs he was taking out his license.
when are you to be married.
Frank" asked the reporter.
The porter told him. and the ques-
tioning was continued until his wife-to-
be grabbed hold Of his arm and whis-
pered, Don't tell that man all about
this"
Eve got to-" the porter whispered
back. Hes a reporter !a'-Indianap
oils News.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Straghten Up! Don't Lose Days Work. Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
. dose of the vile. dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose n
days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, break
ing it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. II you
feel sluggish and all knocked out" if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, If breath is bad or
stomach sour. just try a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
n spoonful tonight and II it doesn't
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Whv He Subscribed.

A collector of subscriptions for the
brass band fund once came across q
farmer who was n.ted for his mean.
ness. To his surprise the farmer at
once consented to subscribe fully AZ
large sum as any he had yet re-
ceived.
mfr. HARDEST" he said, addressing
the farmer, "you are surely very fond
of music to give so much"
"Oh. yes" said the farmer; they're
grand for soaring the crows from ma
'tates when they're praeticin' and I'm
grateful"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

E 4 Pennington of Dalarlt IS doing
his bit In the food preparedness cam
palgn and is finding that il pays. From
16 acres OF sweet potatoes be sold >,
400 bushels at 81 a bushel and realiz-
ed a clear profit OF $500 The un.
marketable potatoes he used 10 fatten
% hogs On the remainder of his 70
acres he raised 400 bushels OF corn
and $50 bales Of hay. all with two
teams of horses. He now plans 70 cGi-
tiYate 20 acres more.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

and Scrofulous affection, no mater
how 1t came, the rDiscovery" cleanseG,
builds up, strengthens, and invigorate6
every part OF the system. Eczema, Fry
buncles, Enlarged Glands. and the worm
Scrofulous Sores and Swellings are COM
pletely and permanently benefited by IT.
The discovery is made from native
roots without alcohol, and can be had IN
liquid or tablet form from all dealers,
It Is one OF the best tonics to-day, you
feel refreshed In strength and vlgor Attn
taking this vegetable tonic.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
FOR SKIN TROUBLES
That Itch, Burn, Torture and Olsho.
ure Use Cutlcura-Trlai Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. They
usually afford immediate relief In Itch
Ing, burning eczemas, pimples, dandruff
and most baby skin troubles. They
also tend to prevent little skin trou-
bles becoming great IL used daily.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
TOLD IN A FEW LINES.

st, Agnes Church at Morrilton. one
OF the oldest Episcopal churches.
South, in the state. has been dis
mantled and the pews. altar and fur
nishincs have been sent to Russell
Vile 10 be used in ST Mary's Church.
The local congregation has dwindled.
and no services have been held for
several years.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

About the time that relatives Of
Stanley Crandall. who died at HarrI-
son recently. We're sending teIe-
gram to relatives in Iowa telling OF
his death. relatives in Iowa were
sending a telegram 10 the Crandalls
in Harrison telling of the death OF c.
r. Graudall of Burke. Ia. brother
of Stanley Crandall. They died about
the same time.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Whenever You Need General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen
eral Tonic because Il contains the well
known tonic properties OF QUININE and
IRON. 1t acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enrches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. SO cents
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Mr. McGaugh OF Decatur. whose
strawberry patch produced more than
5000 per acre last year. has increased
his acreage this year. He says he can
produce more revenue from his straw
berry land than can be produced from
tho best wheat lands of Kansas or
corn lands of Illinois.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful
head OF hair. II yours is streaked with
gray. or is harsh and sttf. you can re-
store it To It's former beauty and lus-
ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress
Ing. Price Sl.OO.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Approximately 5000 farmers have
heard the presidents message calling
for food preparedness, increased pro
duetion and economy. as transmitted
by hying squadrons Of members OF
the Fayetteville Business Mems Club.
through community meetings in every
township in the county. Tho cam.
paign Will be continued
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Admirable Precaution.

when l eat in public always go
where there is free lunch"
Economy"
No. haven't an eur for music,
want To eat standing up. so as 10 be in
proper position in case somebody starts
The Star Spansled Banner.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Lightning struck Riley Halls resi-
dence at bethlehem in Johnson coun-
ty and killed a dog which was sleep
ing under a bed in which Mr. Hall
and his wife were asleep. Neither Mr..
Hill nor his wife was hurt.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The Eagle Lumber Company II
Eagle Mills has bought a 75-horsepow-
er caterpillar traction engine 1t will
be used TO clear 40 acres of their cut
over lands for the purpose OF plant
trg community garden.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

4 telegram WIS sent to the attor
ney general by the directors OF the
Fort Smith business Mems Club urg.
ing prosecution for the circulation and
sale OF literature OF pro=German ten
dency in this state This action fol
lows the discovery Of large quaint.
" Of this literature on sale here
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Another Operation Avoided

Richmond Ind-"For sick and weak from
that when stairs had to slowly
with my steps, then sit down the top to rest The
thought should have operation and friends
thought live into house My daughter
asked Lydia T. Pnkham Vegetable compound as she had
with good results did my weakness disappeared
home do all kinds OF garden
work and raised chickens ducks cannot
enough praise Lydia Pnkams Vegetable COMPOUND"
NJ O. JOHNSTON, Route d, Box 100, Richmond, Ind
OF course there many serious cases that only
surgical operation will relieve We freely acknowledge
this but the above letters, and many others like them
amply prove that many operations are recommended when
medicine in many is all that is needed.
special write to Lydia f. Pnlham Medi-
will opened,
read and a held in confidence.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Shortly after marrying a widow q
man discovers the true meaning of the
deadly parallel.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

While n mans will may be law, In
the case of a married man the law Is
seldom enforced
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Took No Chances.

Have any trouble with your car
during the winter?" mo; l put IL
away last fall until spring"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

A fund OF 500 was subscribed
by the business men Of Clar-
endon 70 buy flags for the courthouse
building and one large one. to be
erected on 60-fot pole on the court
house lawn.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
FAIR AND cLEAR-that's tn,

that's the way your
skin will be, II you'll
take Doctor Piarce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery. Pimpl ee.
blotches, eruptionA
and humors are ut
terly banished BY thu
medicine. 1t takes
away, more thor
oughly and certainly
than anything else,
the blood poisons q
impurities that cause
them.
For every Skin, Scalp.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Evident Course.

What Is the best way of determin-
ing II an ocean voyage suits ones
health?" "Why. go TO sea-"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
The Mise Fool.

There is no such thing rs luck" OBJ
served the Sage. Did you ever have
a set of tours beaten?" asked the Fool.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Operations
The Right Medicine in Many Cases
Does Better than the Surgeons
Knife. Tribute to Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.


Des Moines, Iowa-"My husband says would
have been in my grave today had it not been for
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. l suf-
fered from serious female trouble and the doctors
said could not live one year without an operation.
My husband objected to the operation and had me
try Lydia f. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound. /
soon commenced to get better and am now well
and able to do my own homework. l can recon-
mend Lydia F. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound to
any woman as a wonderful health restorer."-Mrs.
BLANCHE JEFFERsoN,703 Lyon St, Des Moines, Iowa
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Pimples. boils. carbunclcs, dry up and
disappear with Doctor Picrces Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid.
ADV.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Very True.

Fay-Of course one can't believe ev-
erything one hears.
May-Oh. no. but one can repeat IT."
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
The Measure Of Grief.

half mourning for her brotherf"
Because he was her half brother"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Arrangements are being completed
by Little Rock officers OF the An
clent Order Of United Workmen for
the Supreme Lodge meeting here the
week Of April 2a.2S. VIII VI. Narvis
of Museatine. Iowa. supreme master
work will come to remain until the
close OF the Supreme Lodge
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Men who talk much have plenty o&
Ill luck to complain of.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Never judge the dimensions of q
woman's brain by the size of her hat.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Ills IMPERATIVE

that you keep a bottle of Mississippi
Dlarrhea Cordial in your medicine
chest. In constant use for fifty years.
Price 25c and 5Oc.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Girls think that old bachelors don't
understand women, but widows know
better
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Force Of Habit.

"Why did your wife leave your"
"Force OF habit, l guess. She was
q cook before | married her"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Both to Be Congratulated.

Ariadn,- Thank goodness. didn't
marry Percy Hes 81 unreliable.
Penelope-How SO?
Ariadnt-=Why. he >worc he'd pine
away and die II | refused him and now
took nj him Judge.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Many mans failure is due to his
having wasted his time envying the
success OF his neighbours streuous eff
forts.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Not Enough to Hurt Him.

''Did he learn any Latin In colleger
mot enough to interfere with his
slang.'-Llfe.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The Conway Board of Health IL.
sued warning against violating the
quarantine regulations OF the city. fol
lowing the discovery of two additional
cases OF smallpox, making a total CT
nine cases here Resolutions were
adopted urging universal vaccination
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26
Unloading the Responsibility.

Can you keep a secret?' Yes. =
Then listen while l give you one that
/ can't keep any longer"
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Satin is the father of lies and
matrimony is the mother of excuses.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Governor Brough gave short al
dress in the City park at Bentonvilla,
on the Importance of increasing the
food production. He urged the plant
ing of generous gardens at each
home.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Searcy bakers have decided that
they will no longer sell scent loayes
of bread. The smallest loaf Will now
sell for 10 cents The loaf is slightly
larger than the former scent size.
Tho total loss suffered in the fire
which threatened the destruction OF
tho business section of Dierks. will
approximate $1,000. only part OF which
IS covered by insurance.
Mrs. Bird Tatum OF Morrilton. can
ming club agent. reports 245 enrolled
in canning and poultry clubs and homo
demonstration work. in Conway
county.
The postoffice Mt Red Fork has been
discontinued. and the community viii
now get mail at Watson. The office
was formerly served by carriers from
Dumas.
The Decatur city limits have been
Increased so az to take In about $50
acres. The vote for extending the
limits was overwhelming.
John Rogers OF Mountain Fork Polk
county, has been indicted BY the Grand
Jury and tailed under $1,000 bond. TO-
alleged "moonshining
Long before the hour set for the
meeting at the Van Buren, courthouse.
at which Mr.. Watson and Miss Archer
OF Little Rock were 10 give addresses
on food preparedness. the building
was filled TO overlooking. and the
meeting was adjourned to the First
Methodist church. where fully COO
found seats. Many others stood.
John W Bolin has retired as editor
and publisher OF the Wynne Progress
and has been succeeded by w. S. Os.
borne.
While blowing near Alicia T. NJ.
Green plowed up an old stump under
which were five snakes. There were
two moccasins. two ground rattlers
and one rattle snake. They were
coiled together.
The Arkansas strawberry crop has
begun moving. The first crates were
shipped from Alma. Dyer and Noun.
hamburg. The prices ranged from
IS to IS per crate, considerably more
than last year. This is due to the
shortage.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Several meetings have been held in
Lawrence county TO urge farmers and
truck raisers TO plant every available
spot of ground 10 something to eat
this year. r. l.. Muse OF Walnut
Ridge. who works 100 men at his mill
and in the timber, has offered HE
men who have no gardens this propo
sition: that IL they will find a vacant
piece OF ground he will furnish the
lumber to fence IL, seed TO plant II. q
team TO break the ground and allow
the wages OF the men to go on while
making their gardens.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

A petition for preliminary
survey and estimates for a road
10 be built under the Alexander
law. extending east from Clarendon
to the Phillips County line, has been
sent from this city to the state high.
way department of Little Rock.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

teams of horses He now plans 70 cUi-
tiyate 20 acres more.
About the time that relatives OF
Stanley Crandall. who died ut Harrl-
son recently. We're sending teIe-
gram to relatives in Iowa telling OF
his death. relatives in Iowa were
sending a telegram 70 the Crandalls
in Harrison telling of the death OF c.
X. Grandall of Burke Ia. brother
of Stanley Crandal1 They died about
the same time.
Approximately 5000 farmers have
heard the presidents message calling
for food preparedness, increased pro
duetion and economy. as transmitted
by fving squadrons Of members Of
the Fayetteville business Mems Club.
through community meetings in every
township in the county Tho cam.
paign will be continued.
\ telegram WIS sent to the attor
ney general by the directors OF the
Fort Smith business Mems Club urg.
ing prosecution fer the circulation and
sale OF literature OF pro-German ten
dency in this state. This action fol
lows the discovery Of a large quaint.
" Of this literature on sale here
Arrangements are being completed
by Little Rock officers OF the An
cient Order OF United Workmen for
the Supreme Lodge meeting here the
week Of April 25.2S. VIII VI. Narvis
OF Museatine. Iowa. supreme master
work. Will come TO remain until the
close OF the Supreme Lodge.
The Conway Board of Health IL.
sued warning against violating the
quarantine regulations OF the city. fol
lowing the discovery of two additional
cases OF smallpox, making a total Ct
nine cases here. Resolutions were
adopted urging universal vaccination
The Hampstead County Execu
two Committee OF the Food and
Feed Campaign. which was begun At
Hope with big mass meeting At the
courthouse. met and organized with
W Y Foster ST., chairman. and Jesse
y. Riley. secretary
Mayor Simon Bloom OF Pine
Bluff issued an appeal to prop
erty owner who have vacant lots 10
permit thcir use by school children
who Will be enlisted in a garden cam
paign as part of the food crusade
in this county
The Fl Paso sehoolboys have been
organized into squads of 20 each. and
each viii cultivate an acre OF garden
under the direction of teachers Corn
and peanuts will be raised Each OF
tho teachers will also have an acre OF
peanuts. corn or tomatoes
Fire starting in a residence nj
Spring and Howell streets. Eureka
Springs. destroyed five houses. feed
store and a photograph gallery. en-.
failing loss estimated AZ $4,000
The origin OF the fire is unknown.
Superintendent D. c. Hastings OF
the Crossett schools has enlisted 1Ss
boys in a movement TO plant gardens
and 100 girls in canning clubs. He
expects TO do much to avert food
shortage.
The Judsonia Fruit Shippers Union
made the first shipment OF strawber
ries from Judsonia. II included three
cases
Several meetings have been held in
Lawrence county 10 urge farmers and
truck raisers 10 plant every available
spot OF ground 10 something to eat
this year r. l.. Muse OF Walnut
Ridge. who works 100 men at his mill
and in the timber, has offered his
men who have no gardens this propo
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The Hampstead County Execu
two Committee OF the Food and
Feed Campaign. which was begun At
Hope With a big mass meeting At the
courthouse, met and organized with
W. Y. Foster, ST, chairman, and Jesse
y Riley. secretary.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

SearCy bakers have decided that
they will no longer sell scent loayes
of bread The smallest loaf Will now
sell for 10 cents The loaf is slightly
larger than the former scent size.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Mayor Simon Bloom OF Pine
Bluff issued an appeal to prop
erty owner who have vacant lots 20
permit their use by school children
who Will be enlisted in garden cam
paign as part of the food crusade
in this county
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The total loss suffered in the fire
which threatened the destruction OF
tho business section of Derks. will
approximate $1,000. only part OF which
IS covered by insurance.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The Judsonia Fruit Shippers Union
made the first shipment OF strawber
ries from Judsonia. II included three
cases
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

While blowing near Alicia T. M.
Green plowed up an old stump under
which were five snakes. There were
two moccasins, two ground rattlers
and one rattle snake. They were
cooled together.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

The II Paso sehoolboys have been
organized into squads OF % each, and
each viii cultivate an acre OF garden
under tho direction of teachers Corn
and peanuts viii be raised Each OF
tho teachers will also have an acre OF
peanuts. corn or tomatoes.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Fire starting in residence a
Spring and Howell streets. Eurekl
Springs. destroyed five houses. feeC
store and photograph gallery. en-
failing a loss estimated AZ $4,000
The origin OF the fire is unknown.
The Dermott news., 1917-04-26

Superintendent d. c. Hastings Of
the Crossett schools has enlisted 1ss
boys in movement 10 plant gardens
and 100 girls in canning clubs. He
expects TO do much to avert a food
shortage.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-04-27
Sporting Notes.

Webb Crowther, former Twin Slater,
IS 70 play with the Fisk Red Tops OF
Springfield, Mass.
Mack s team this year appears TO be
no mere flash in the pan. With Schang,
Mclnnis, Witt, Thrasher, Bodie and
Bates he has a hard hitting bunch and
there is no denying that Bush, Noyes
and Myers are trio of more than av-
eragc twirlers.
New York sporting writer's admit
that Noyes was a surprise to them. They
thought they knew all about all twirl.
crs who amounted 10 anything Now
they have added Noyes 10 their list of
good ones. Moves is a big fellow and
went 10 the Athletics from Portland.
Young Kilduff, who subs at second
when Hcrzog is laid up, looks better and
better TO McGraw every time he works
for the Giants. Dick Kinsella, scout
last year for the Yankees, tried hard to
get his employers TO take kilduff, but
they turned down the proposition and
then McGraw snapped him up. In the
game against the Phillies Wednesday
Kilduff, besides accepting his fielding
chances, sent two runs in with a single
and then made n homer with man on
base, accounting for four runs.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-04-27
HAVE COLOR IN YOUR CHEEKS
Be Better Looking Take
Olive Tablets

II your skin IS yellow-complexion
pallid-tongue coated-appetite poor
you have a bad taste in your moutha
lazy, no-good feeling-you should take
Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-a SUBJ
sti.utc ior cllemel-were prepared by
d. EiA rls after IL years OF study
with his Patients.
Dr.. Edwards Olive Tablets are a
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil. You will know them by their
olive color.
To have a clear, pink skin, bright eyes,
no pimplcs. a feeling OF buoyancy like
childhood days you must get at the cause.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets act on the
liver and bowels like calomel--yet have
no dangerous after effects.
They start the bile and overcome, con-
ctipatiou That's why millions Of boxes
arc cold annually at Ice and sc per
box All druggists. Take one or two
..htiy and note the pleasing results.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-04-27
National League.

Cincinnati, 6
Chicago,
Ring and Wingo; Douglass and Will
son.
Other games postponed for cold
weather.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-04-27
Sporting Nevs
GREENFIELD DROPS
BOWLING MATCH
Brattleboro Evens UP in Return Contest
by Margin of So - Picked Teams
of Masons Meet.

Last night on the Masonic alleys a
picked team of Masonic bowlers took
sweet revenge on similar organiza-
ton from Greenfield, Mass, which a
week before defeated in Greenfield the
local bunch by 80 pins. Down III
Greenfield the home team rolled total
of l,424 to l,374 by Brattleboro. Last
night the scores were even more deci-
sive, for Brattleboro gathered a total
of / ,422 and the best the visitors could
do was paltry 1926.
Individual honors, too, were with
the Brattleboro squad. Thompson,
who has ben busting records lately,
carried off the individual single string
honors with mark of ll9 and Tracy
put three strings together that gave
him total of 307. Crowell rolled the
first string and retired in favor of
March, who came within a single pin
of having the highest single string of
the evening and on his second attempt
carried off by three pins the honor of
having the lowest single string. The
| scores: