Arizona republican., 1917-08-19
For Sale U Miscellaneous
RATHER LAUGHAUBLE

RATHER LAUGHAUBLE
 poorly clad countryman dropping into one of Phoenixs numerous Greek cafes. was coldly scorned by the walters, because he failed to ad vance the required tip" (which be- heve me comes, or service don't come). and taking umbrage at the neglect, grabbed Ills hat, and sWore future vengeance. He met his mas cot at Ford's Stores with, aha I gotta you now. you d. Greek: - you gotta h-- you talka too much, pound your head flatta; Found nottings, I masha your faca dis min ute; why you no feeda me ?"-Oh you Scabbs lika de Stiffa, How I maka de mon Eh!"-'Fixa de white mon, you d-- fool; Me fool. Me fool!." and at it they went, or I better say, not at it. First No. l let fly. coming within a rod of his adversary, fol- lowing which No. responded by whacking the lampost, to the delight of No. 1, who jabbered him Jim Jef ferree." About this time one of their hats fell off, and in stopping to re- cover MT. unfortunate gave his oppo nent an advantage, not overlooked as he let drive a boot which reached the vital darwinian spot and caused the W1lQ6Sl FuSn TOT q DdTTdCdOe, con- teivable. "Eisels bakery was the first door in sight, so within darted MT. Greek, head first. scattering pies cakes, and buns to the four winds. MT. Eisel, who chanced to be at desk figuring on how to poison all oppo- nents of Germany" Gas he was laugh ingly credited). thought the English army had got him, so throwing up both hands yelled, T give up! l give up!"' while between his legs, and un- der the desk, crawled MT Greek, with 1 all the assurances of security that the springtime bug, finds in Mammals Rug" The victor stood outside, but no threat, exhortation or admonition, could get the frightened inside foe man from his concealment, until the block and tackle, used in store, was fastened to his waistband, which be- ing frightened raised him, laundering and claWing into the air, the very pie lure of despair. My gotta. My got 1 ta. he yelled. I run away to no fights ! back home; l joins de l. W. W. to us 1 fighta here; 1 meeta my countryman who maka me fight,-and now you killa me sure. Carambo Carambo. 1 Lem'me go. Lem'me go. 1 MINING AND ELECTRICAL | DIONeiS lIOllI ~ lO OU H. D. 1 Wiggletails stopers and straight drills.
 Machine drill, steel, also hand drill steel.
 1 Many fixtures for autos. | Service motors, different sizes. | Deep and shallow pumps. Blacksmith blowers. Chandeliers and ornamental drops ! STOVES AND RANGES 1 Most elegant large or small ranges, stoves. gas plates gas ranges ?, 3, I, i and hole. Combination wood and gas range never used, a perfect beau ty. Gasoline ranges from 2 to hole. Oil stoves in different sizes, new or seconds.
 I HETEROGENEOUS AND ICE CHESTS
 The largest stock in Phoenix. Any size you want, very cheap. FLOWS Sulky, common or subsoil.
 SEPARATOES AND CHURNS I kinds. good separators.
 all sizes, barrel churns. Wash machines, cheap. Candy boiler and maker Bakers bun stamp and maker. Bakers bread mori5s and pans.
 Pots, pans, dishes, cutlery.
 Lot plated knives and forks. new.
 Silver knives and forks.
 Guns and pistols ard knives. Clothing and bedding, large supply. Elegant suits of clothes.
 Hats, caps and coats. Platform scales, floor or counter. Foot lathe and grindStOneS. Wheel barrows, large supply. : Gasoline hanging torches.
 All kinds of hardware. Hand flooor trucks. &, Tw~ sV~~ ',
 INSTANTANEOUS HEATERS i Cheap; new.
 sizes. s35 and $50. l bbL syrup for vinegar, $5.44.
 CASH REGISTERS
 sS5.00 for $40 $125.00 for s65 New sl15 for $75.00.
 SEW MACHINES
 New Singers, s20 and s25. Seconds from S6 to SIP. FURNITURE Never had such a fine stock. 12 ! styles buffets, davenports and settees. Dressers in maple, mahogany or oak;