The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1917-11-29
Satan Writes to .'Kaiser BILL"


Wilhelm. Requests have come to
him from Tumulty, Secretary Dam
els and Roosevelt, and the people of
every state in the union and in Can
ada have asked for copies of Mr..
Syberkop's article. 1t is:
The Internal Region,
June % 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern,
Gd ng Of P snd hny m%pT59r OF AL
airy of Almighty God: \
My Dear Wilhelm:
II can call you by that familiar
name for l have always been very
close to you, much closer than you
could ever know.
From the time that you were yet
an undeveloped being in your moth
er's womb l have shaped your des-
tiny for my own purpose.
I'm the days of Rome l created a
roughneck known in history as Ne
70. He was a vulgar character and
suited my purpose at that particular
time. In those modern days class
ic demon and efficient supernatural
was needed and as know the Hohen.
special instrument to place on earth
an annex Of hell. gave you alb
normal ambition, likewise an over
Asupply of egotism that you might not
discover your own failings; l twisted
your mind to that of mad man
with certain normal tendencies to
carry you by, a most dangerous char
acter placed in power; l gave you
the power of hypnotist and a GER
tain magnetic force that you might
sway your people. l am responsible
for the deformed arm that hangs
helpless On your left, for your Grip
pied condition ,embitters your life
oil
might otherwise cause me anxiety,
but your strong sword arm is driven
by your ambition that squelches all
sentiment and pity; placed in your
soul hatred of all things. English
for of all nations on earth l hate
plants her flag she brings order, out
of chaos and the hated Cross follows
the Union Jack; under her rule the
wild tribes become tillers of the soil
and in due time practical citizens;
she is the great civilizer of the globe
and 1 HATE HER. planted in your
soul cruel hatred for your mo h,e,.
good friend Bismark to fan the flame
I had kindled. Recent history prov
es how we'll our work was done. 1t
broke your royal mothers heart, but
| gained my purpose. 49,
The inherited disease Of the Hob
euZOllernS k1lleu your IdIuci, Just
as it will kill you and you became
the ruler of Germany and a tool OF
mine sooner than / had expected.
To assist you and farther hasten
my work sent you three evil spirits,
Nietzsche, Trietsche and later Bern
hadi. whose teachings inflamed the
youths of Germany, who in good
jects and eager to spill their blood
and pull your chestnuts, yours and
mine; the spell has been perfect
you cast your ambitious eyes toward
the Mediterranean, Egypt, India and
the Dardanelles and you began your
great railway to Bagdad, but the am
bilious archduke and his more ambi-
was then that ! sowed seed in your
heart that blossomed into the assas
sination of the Duke and his wife
and all hell smiled when it saw how
cleverly you saddled the crime on
Servia. l saw you set sails for the
would. prove an alibi. How. cleverly
done. so much like your noble gra ld-
father who also secured an ASSASSIN
to remove old King Frederick OF
Denmark, and later robbed that
country of two provinces that gave
Germany an opportunity to BECOME come
ao nRva hut p9w tates Mu Hohenzoer ar tS
make way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand;
you set the world on fire and bells
Of hell were ringing: your rape on
Belgium caused much JOY. 1t was
the beginning of the foundation OF
a perfect hell on earth, the destruc-
ton of noble cathedrals and other
infinite works of art was. hailed with
Joy in the Internal regions. You
made war on friends and foe alike
and the murder of civilians showed
my teachings had borne fruit. Your
treachery toward neutral nations
hastened universal upheayal. the
thing rf most desired as 1epr strofe
from the smallest mackerel pot to
the great Lusitania, you show no
favOrites; for you have no mercy;
you have no consideration for the
baby clinging to its mothers breast,
as they both 60 down into the deep
leisurely devOured by sharks down
among the corals.
have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France.
have seen your hand of destruction
everywhere, it's all your work, sup
erfiend that | made you. l have
seen the fields 4 e of Poland a5,n. now w. "a
only; no merry children in Poland
now; they all succumbed to frost
and starvation drifted down in,
to Galicia where formerly Jews and
Gentiles lived happily together::.
found but ruins and ashes, l felt a
curious pride in my pupil, for 1t was
all above my expectation. / was in
Belgium when you drove the peace |
full population before you like cattle
into slavery; you separated man and
wife and forced them to hard labor
in the trenches. l have seen the
most fiendish rape committed upon
young women and those who were
forced into maternity were cursing
the father of their Offsprings and
began to doubt If my own inferno
we're really up to date.
You have taken millions of dollars
from innocent victims and called 1t
indemnity; you have lived fat on the
land you usurped and sent the real
owners away to starvation. You
have strayed away from al legaliz-
ooda NJ vn,,r own Won have killed |