The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-02
.HogwalloW News
DUNK BOTS. Regular consaGundent
 By George Bingham

Rag Barlow fias been hunted this week by the Deputy Constable on a charge of breaking up a birthday to- do at Bounding Pillows Satucday Dight.
 Prof Sap Spradlin is becoming very much interested ia Miss Ffutie Beleher and stands up in his cart when passing her house
 l Luke Mathewsla has a good watch to swap for one net so good. He is getting old now and this one runs too 1 fast for him.
 1 The information some of the gradu- ates get at school is of Ro more use to them than an electric light plant to a blind man.
 Frisby Hancock says that after all the only satisfactory place for per ison to scratch his back is against IsmaiT tree cut in the woods Iot l Some of the candidates in the com ing elections are making the race ' solely on merit and qualification and with that it is believed many of lthem are still going to be defeated.
 ElfIck Hellwanger says most of the people you see down town each day act at home just about like you do
 Dock Hooks. our genial blacksmith. is glad COWS go barefooted.
 The Dog Hill preacher has had a hair cut. Poke Eazley says it seems like the preachers of this day and time try to look as nice as anybody.
 E1lick Hellwanger, who last spring used to sit in the far back end of the Dog Hill church every fourth Sunday, has gradually improved his ways un- til now>he sits on next to the front seat.
 Our attention has been called to the dust kicked up by Poke Eazley's tall yellow horse. This ought not to be tolerated by the travelling public and no doubt would not but it don't in terfere with anybody much, as Poke IS always away behind everything else.
 | A deal and dumb man was in our midst for a while this week trying to collect the first installment on a 1ot tof volumes of classics. Raz Barlow who is a close observer of human ma ture, says the fellow looks mighty like the talkative boog-agent tha came through here a short time age selling the books.
 Tobe Moseley, while taking drinl of water at the cistern the other da! gave it as his opinion that the none, system should be arranged so tha the poor man would have a bette showing. He would suggest that al the money in the United States be converted into small change and ther put into circulation. Then most of i would fall into the hands of the poo man. small change being all that h' is able to get.
 The Wild Onion school teacher ha made up his mind to continue at tn head of the school for another tern at great financial loss to himself, a he has just had chance through al advertisement in family magaZin to make big money at home withou work. by simply selling some articl that should be in every household a cost in order to introduce it. He an educator that sits on a high linn in the tree of knowledge. Each nor ing he carries his dinner to school i a tin bucket, and at high noon he eat his cold hard-boiled eggs with du resignation while he pours his mt lasses out of the bigmouthed quinin bottle on to his soda biscuits: an while thus doing he realizes he doing no more than many anothe pioneer educator who in the earl days struggled and died of stomac complaint in behalf of education.