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The evening world., 1917-04-03
T he Office Force
By Bide Dudley

Copyright, 1917. By TIE Press Pubitxhu
CIV TELL." said Bobbie. the office
w boy. as he hung up his
coat, I'm going fishing
next week. Guess I'll have 10 get a
supply OF lines and u boats"
"Whatdye mean, you'll have to get
some L boats7" asked Popple. the
shipping clerk.
"Sinkersl"
Miss Prmm. private secretary 70
the boss, swung around in her chair
Pay no attention to him, Mr.. Pop
ple," she said. "A U-boat, as we all
know, Is a craft that shoots torpe-
does at the enomy vessels through a
periscope."
Where does the periscope get its
manner" asked Popple.
II think" said Miss Prlmm, 1T was
named after Admiral Perry, who in
vented IT,"
Nav, naw!" came from Bobbie,
The torpedo comes out OF a tube"
"Do you mean subway" asked
Miss Tillie, the blond stenographer,
innocently.
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Miss Primm. "You don't think the
oceans have subways like the one UNI
der New YORK, do you? Why don't
you read up on thingsw
Miss Ttllie is confused" said
/ Spooner, the mild little bookkeeper,
/ 'because the subwdys are called
| tubes. I'll explain TO her. A tube,
Miss Tillie, is a round thing that Is
very hard"
Like your head" suggested Bob
! bic, addressing the blond.
Just a minute, there, kid,
snapped Miss Tlllie, my head isn't
| hard; it's very soft"
80 I've noticed said Miss Primm
| gTfnning. Here she turned 10 Bob
| bic. by the way, know what I'm
saving when / talk about the perl
scope. My mother was a great friend
OF a cousin OF tho Admirars wife"
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the scope OF the discussion" said
4 grasp the periscopeP came from
the boy. Now, as / was saying
"Bobbie!" snapped Miss Primm
You must cut out your terrible puns
II you don't l shall report you to Mr.
Snooks."
Guess I'll have 70, then" said thu
boy. but listen-why are you like
the trst SteRmboat2'
The evening world., 1917-04-03
BY c. M. Payne
By Clifton Meek
By Bud Counihan

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Now. don't got freshl You may
tell me II It's not insulting" ny.
Because you're Primm-itive.-
Another abominable punl Here
comes Mr.. Snooks. / shall report II
to him"
Tho boss entered. Mr.. Snooks,"
said Miss Primm, "Bobbie has COM
pared me to the first steamboat, lust
for tho sake OF vile pun. He said !
was Primm-itiYe.'
The boss turned to the boy. Listen,
KID" he said, why don't you set
those things rtght7 When / told you
that one ! said the FIRST steam en-
gine."
Miss Prdmm exhibited confu~lon.
"oh-er- did you invent that Joke,
Mr.. Snooks1" she asked.
"Surei Like III"
"oh, Mr. Snooks, it's perfectly nna."
said the private secretary. 'i7i tell
II to my father. know he'll laugh"
When the boss had gone Bobbie
giggled.
"Gosh!" ne said. "It makes Sdif-
ference who spills the beans around
here, EN- wot7"
Keep still, you little idiotl"
snapped Miss Primm.
Miss Tillie went over and gave
Bobbie a big. red apple.
The evening world., 1917-04-03
Successful SaleSmanShip
BY II. J. Barrett
Captirating Dealers Clerks.
b arret I

points OF the goods | handle So
vitally Important do | consider this
that have at various times induced
our sales manager TO stage prize CON
tests with a view to concentrating
the attention of our customers clerks
upon our product,
In our main office we now have
mailing list comprising the names
OF thousands OF clerks employed In
stores whore our goods are sold. In
my opinion, this list is only second
In value TO our list OF customers. one
Of our clerks contests involved the
naming OF all the possible talking
points OF the goods we market on
another occasion, prizes were offered
FOR the most unique reason ever ad,
vanced by purchaser as the cause
OF his buying,
"Thesc contests accomplish three OBJ
iects They educate the clerks re-
garding our goods; they create good
will among them, and they are OF
practical value In uucovering uev
sales points for the advertising dc
partment.
"Don't overlook the clerks. that's
my advice 90 a salesman who covers
the retail trade, They can make or
break any concern, Sec that they re
on your side"
The evening world., 1917-04-03
~ WAY OF DIVERSION.

Said silas McGuEgin, In Peoweeples
store: Food prices are higher than
ever before. II was in charge OF
this country you'd SEQ the jails 'iil-
Ing up. now Just take It from me!
The man who boosts prices commits
a real crime and ev'ry blamed one
OF 'em ought TO do time. II had my
way In this country I swear I'D see
that you all got a deal that was
square" say. Silss," said Grandpa
McGee with a grin, how much will
YOU take for that wheat In your binY'
said Silas: "why sell III I'll keep =
tin May. Twill double in price. so
tho wheat experts say" That's
Just what I thought" said old Grand
pa McGee. THAT you're reformer
il easy TO Soc" Said Silas: please
cut out your insults, you snide!' He
left and Jed Peeweople laughed TN he
cried.
The evening world., 1917-04-03
GOSSIP

.Cheating Cheaters' will leave the
E1tinEe April IA. \ him called "Birth
Will succeed II there.
Jack Rosenthal has a dog actor
named snide. lie is trying TO sign
him up 20 play the bark on the
: willow Tree" uu,,o
jspe Evans. who used to be In Billle
ts,rrle,a compa MES, has returned from
EnRiandA where she spent year: ~.
Tha new edition OF The Follies
will open on Decoration pay r.. H'es-
fsid jr. has engaged Allyn King for
Charles Lester CLEFT is 10 Quit musi-
cal comedy for good and Will here
after bs found doing what ne Calls MS
beloved picture work,
Elise Bartlett, the comely MIN star
was sean on Broadway yesterday with
a young man named Marsh who looked
very proud.
AZ tribute 10 Frances Starr, mem
beTs Of the Samoset Democratic Club
will wear blue ties at the Bronx Opera
The evening world., 1917-04-03
AccoRpINo TO 3. BROWN.

The bare are the animlie that M's-
ter Kindlin9, tho lnEllsh Spring
poet, says walked like a human man.
He has clawE on the ends OF his hands
an dur mQar growlin' than Pop fus
about mi lslster's sinEin'. Thar ls
three kynds OF bares-bigg oarcs,
little bares an Russian bares. Anoe
bare hack ryders in showes. The b1;e
are a dangerous animile.. IL you SEQ n
loose won comm at you doan't falo 20
runn fer you may nevir git anjthsr
chanct. Tho bare has hare all oViI
himself an nevir combs IT, It's a Kud
thing mi mother doant own no bare
fsf abe wud 10 craxie tryin' - ali
hin 10 comb ais harc.-Bol Brown.
The evening world., 1917-04-03

Alto be solid with a customer is
good" said a particularly sue
cessful salesman recently
"But. II your customer is dealer to
he solid with his clerks Is even bet
ter. For in a store of any size 1t is
ths clerks who are in direct contact
with the public; It is the clerks who
can guide the buying impulse OF the
uncertain purchaser. And. very Of
ten, Il is a clerk who selects the arti-
cles for and trims the windows.
Then, too. as a business grows, the
proprietor Is likely TO delegate a
good deal Of his buying 20 so'ne one
OF his clerks.
II make It rule TO become well
Acquainted with my customers
Slerks. And see that they're
thoroughly posted on the talking
The evening world., 1917-04-03
Nurr sPRINos A JOKE.

A nan stopped Jef Mutt, the com,
sAan. on Broadway last night and
asked him. concerning the where,
abouts OF mutual friend named
Hes working on a newspaper re-
pied JefE
whats he doing
Lyon IL a cub reporter.
The other man was 80 pleased with
ths Joke that Jeff succeeded IN Dor
rowing IS from him.
The evening world., 1917-04-03
sTEvENS-EllIS.

The engagement is announced OF
Josephine Stevens. daughter OF the
late Ben Stevens and Fatty Ar
buckles leading woman In nlms' ana
Edward Ellis. who Is getting ready to
NAV Biaokte Daw In Get Rich Quick
wallingford." The wedding will bo
celebrated when an Arbuckle nlm
called THE Butcher Boy Is finished.
The evening world., 1917-04-03
hE PLEADS EoR SUPPORT.

Business has been so bad for resu-
lar O. attractions in ST. Paul. Mimi
lately that L. y. Scott, manager OF
the Metropolitan Theatre, the eity's
only house playing first-class shows
has had printed in the 81. Paul news
pagers a card stating that. unless the
public gives his house better support
he will open It NEXT season with
cheaper form OF amusement, Fair
and Warmer" al the Metropolitan
last week played to tho smallest re-
csapts Il has struck In some time.
The evening world., 1917-04-03
About Plays
| and Players
By BIDE DUDLEY
. ADGE," a new play by Mrs
LLV Justine Lewis, was accepted
M in zig time yesterday by Lee

IL in Sig time yesterday py Lev
shubert and John Craig for produc-
tion by the Craig Young organization
now appearing In Boston in He saio
and She Believed Him" A. o'clock
yesterday afternoon Mr.. Craig SUB
mitted the play TO Mir. Shubert ana
at B.iS the latter had read II ana
Mrs. Lewis was leaving the shuoert
ofices with a substantial advance
royalty check. There is but one te-
male rolo in the play. The parts for
males number seven.
The evening world., 1917-04-03

House April 25. Tho play will be
Little Lady In Blue"
Margaret Wycherly, who has the
leading role in The Thirteenth
Chair" will be the guest OF honor at
meeting OF the Theatre Assembly
at the Hotel Astor, Friday the Thir-
teenth.
Marie Nordstrom has been added TO
the cast OF The Passing Show OF
1917" She has been appearing IN
vaudeville for several years.
Chin chin. the baby elephant was
given part In The Big show" at
the Hippodrome last night. Dixie
| Girard and Sophye Barnard intro
duced new songs by John l.. Golden
/ and Raymond Hubbell.
THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
Never hit a man when he's down
| He might get up. you know.
FooLISHMENT.
! To-day tried 20 write rhyme,
little EAstos sonnet,
! But through my brain went al The Nms
One Eastcr word, twas bonnet
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
"Do people often dine on the sum
nit OF Pixies Peak"
NO. The food is too high"
The evening world., 1917-04-03
ERoM nae cHEsTNUT TREE.

do people often dine on the sum
nit OF Pixies Peak?"
mo. The food is too high
The evening world., 1917-04-03
BumStead's Worm Syrup

L 8 SE1Ie';PS ( vSSiiS2s. iiSa 4 a s;i:Si;: <:
The evening world., 1917-04-03
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
FooLIsHME EN-

Never hit a man when he's dowr
He might get up, you know.
Williams news., 1917-12-13
REVIEW OF GERMAN
 WAR PRACTICES
An Authentic Document on the Atrocities Committed by the German Armies Upon Orders From the Supreme German Authorities

Below appears a review of the book recently issued under fhe direction of the Federal 'Government, entitled, German War Practices" This is a thoroly authentic document and should be in the hands of every American. Many people in America who have visited Germany in years past and who have known German people, find it very difficult to believe the reports about German atro- clties that appear in the news papers from time to time. They find it difficult to realize the German ''Kultur" which they have seen in Germany in peace times, and the "Kultur" sof the Hohenzollerns are two entirely different things. Cruel tty, terrorism, assassination, vice and crime make up the Hohenzollern type of Kultur and this it is that has reigned supreme in Germany for the last four years. Anyone who reads this book will realize why Germany must be beaten. The News will print the entire book zas a serial, beginning with next
Williams news., 1917-12-13
RED CROSS CHRISTMAS
 CHEER

The people of the United States are approaching the Christmas Holidays under con- ~ditions this country has never seen before; and, moreover, it is probable that this year we shall not experience our most -sorroWful Christmas while this world war rageS.
 With the thoughts of the na- Eion dwelling largely on the in- finite suffering abroad, on the certainty that our own flesh and blood will soon be enduring it's full share of that suffering, and on the absence from home of hundreds of thousands of dear ones, Christmas, 1917, will be a war Christmas.
 Into this somber outlook. the Red Cross is seeking to bring something of cheer. In a cam paign- lasting from December 16 till Christmas Eve it will ask for 1O,OOO,OOO new members. It will urge these ten millions to become Red Cross Christ mas" recruits, that they may enable the Red Cross to tighten the burden our Army and Navy and those of our allies are call ed upon to bear.
 This cooperation. with the Red Cross Ais real service of which we may all be proud. And that this service, when ren- dered by one, may be known to his neighbor, the Red Cross will urge each old and each new member to display at his home a Red Cross service flag on which, each red cross stands for a member.
 The hundreds of thousands of these flags already being shown by old members will swell into millions before Christmas, each flag and each little cross bearing testimony that some ones Christmas has been made happier for himself or herself, happier for our own boys and happier for the sol sdiers of our allies.
 Let us all help to make this a Red Cross Christmas which is another way of saying: Let US make it the happiest Christ mas possible with the war clouds hanging low.