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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30

The Hague representative Of the
Berlin export and import office
Certain Dutcn shipbuilders signed a
declaration which was not binding
and several ships therefore have
gone TO England. As soon as Sturm
learned this he approached the
Dutch government and under threat
OF reprisals ne succeeded in obtain
ing from il a prohibition 20 leave
for those ships whose owners sign
ed a non-binding declaration
Unless something is done To
counter German action all Dutch
merchant shipping Will very soon
come under German control" de
clares the writer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30
LONDON FLIES OLD GLORY
ON THANKSGIVING DAY

LONDON, Nov. Thanksgiving
was observed in London by the fly
ing Of American flags. an informal
dinner at the American officers
club and a picturesque united ser
vice on behalf of the United States
and Great Britain in the historic
church Of St. Ethelburg tt was
this church in which Henry Hudson
was a parishiOner and made COM
muEion before starting on his first
voyage of discovery i'm the new
world more than 500 years ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30

making the trip with little doubt
that an viii be acoepted.
All four men have Won thousand
Of friends among the BOYS here
during their period OF work IN this
camp. and an four spent sometfne
I'm Indiana recently. working in tho
campaign 20 raise funds for the y
NJ. c. a. war work activities fund
They eNpec 20 sail about Dec. 10.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30
AMES LEADS ''Y'
MEN TO F RANCE
w. o. Davies to be One of Par
ty Which Will Sail
Dec. 10.
News Times special Service:

News Times Special Service:
HAITI ESBURG. Miss. Nov. CO.
". O. Davies of South Bend. who
has been acting as building direc-
tor in the army Y. NJ. G.. A. work
at Camp Shelby, is one of four men
who viii 90 from this camp 10
France within the next two weeks.
according 20 the announcement of
General Sec'y J. @. Ames here
Thursday.
Mr.. Ames will head the party go
Ing over r. \. Lower Of Indianap-
oils and T. II. Hanna of Blooming
ton. are the other two. The party
leaves for New orleans Friday TO
take the hnaI examinations before
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30
GERMAN TORPEDO BOAT
DESTROYER SUNK BY MINE

LONDON. Nov. 80. - A German
torpedo boat destroyer belonging 20
the ZeebruEge fiotlla struck q mine
of West Kappelle. Holland. and
sank. according 20 an Exchange
Telegraph dispatch from Amster-
dam Only two Of her crew wers
saNed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30
THESE KNITTED GARMENTS SAVE YOU MONEY

You can't buy the yarn at the price
we are selling the ready-made gar
ments.
We bought very, very heavily Is
months ago when prices were down. If
we had bought recently we could never
quote such low prices.
Women's AIl-Wool Knit Snugglers,
specially priced from. .$l.98 to $500
Mor,ar's Knit Skirts snecial at 4oc
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30
NO CHANGE IN PALESTINE

LONDON. Nov. 30-The British
official report Thursday night on the
operations in Palestine says there IS
no change in the situation.
European factories each week make
about l6Oo0O00 pounds 81 artificial
butter with cocoauut oil rs a base
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-11-30


Chidren's Knit Toques, special at 49c and
Children's Knit Skirts special at 69c and
Children's Wool Sweaters, special at $l69, SIS
So 49. 1898, $3.50 and ............. So:
Children's Combination Sets Sweater, LegginS al
Touue Pure Atwood. Size 3 at 1898; size at 81:
Chidren's Sets, ScarS and ToqueS. Special at 81 @
ST .49 and Observation-Disclosures. ST.!
Very Special Womens Knit Skirts, grey and VIII
mixed with grey stripes only. ...............
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
MERlogN.
ASxSu u~sS 1HHu

Mr. and Mrs Potts, MIR. and Mrs.
John Foster and son. Gilbert. her aunt,
Miss Lona Warren returned to her
home on the farm Sunday.
P. L. Harris is looking after their
land interests in Canada We under
stand he had quite a time in cross.
ing the border, as it was thought he
might be spy He went Montana to
look at the country first thence to
Canada.
Mrs J G.. Eckert. Of Fairview, Is Wis
iting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. J.
Mcdowell. OF Rockwell City, Iowa.
0 naccount Of the Indictment wealth.
or the Ladies' Aid meeting was post
poned till Thursday of this week. April
IL. at the church parlors
The Literary Society will give an.
other entertainment, April q, II moth
ing ntervenes.
The Literary was grand success
Everyone carried out their part in the
drama "Old songs" to perfection
Standing room was at a premium; In
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18

TACT, there were crowds outside look.
.ng in the windows Meriden needs
dn opera house to accommodate the
crowd on such occasions.
The Easter program was well car
ried out, all the teachers and scholars
worked hard to make it success.
which II sure was. There was large
of Earlville spent Wednesday at the
Lee McCulla home.
Mr. and Mrs, Paul Knapp and son,
Albert, of Aurora. visited her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs Bert Vickory Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Phil McGinnis. of Men.
dota. were guests OF her aunt. Miss
Laura Warren Thursday.
Our elevators were kept busy last
week. the bulge in corn caused the
rush
Mr.. and Mrs Lee McCulla and chill.
dren visited over Sunday with her par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Potts. in Earlville.
Mrs. P. j. Yenerich and daughter.
Miss Ida, were Aurora shoppers Mon
day.
Mrs Tendel OF Mendoza, visited at
the l.. b. Rex home Thursday. She
was enroute home from Earlville and
stopped over.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18

! Our town election passed off with
little excitement as there was not
many vacancies. Commissioner OF
highways was the only office asked for
by two men, Ed Gillett took the lead
with 80 votes and Elmer Hoffman, his
opponent. receiving 20 votes.
Mrs. William Dinsmore of Meriden.
visited his old soldier friend, l.. b.
Rex, Tuesday.
Miss Maude Stewart, after spending
week with attendance both morning
and night
have seen SO many accounts Of the
high prices of hogs I'm 1864 my faith
er. w. f. Winnerly. sold two hogs to
John Mundie, of Mendoza, and w.
MerriOtt, of La Noble for SIG per hun.
dred pounds The tw drought one
hundred dollars. 1t took him two daysS
to deliver them as we lived on the
county line. between Bureau and Lee
counties, They had to be taken over
land. II took two days to make the
trip. That was before the Clinton
branch was put thru Quite a change.
What would the farmers think II they
had that to do? All in good old ILL
nOis, too.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
BASEBALL UP TO DATE.

In days of old, so I am told,
A baseball star was far from meek
lie used to drive bunch of five
Against rival players beak.
lie used to fuss and rave and cuss,
He was a bear in every fight
But he was thore, and on the square
He only used his left and right.
Today tho mob halls Tyrus Cobb
A prima donna OF the game;
The only Ty,"'. we hear EN- cry,
"A model in the Hall VI ramc."
Ty hates tho rough and tumble stuff,
All rowdylsm he dislikes
SO IN jam he takes slam
AT rival players with his spikes.
Evidently the Georgia peach be.
lieves In spiked neutrality.
The American League race Ia over.
Comiskey has picked winner.
Owing To previous engagements,
Nick and Bill will be unable to at
tend the opening games
Tho college oarsmen are strong for
the shell game.
Wc note that the Yankees have a
loit.hAnded In Love.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18

Frank r. Reid and wife, Clinton. ILL.,,
ana are completely cured.
J. r. Mann, Pontiac, H., X. No q. says:
After trying to get relief from several doc
tors Tor my stomach trouble | consult cd
Or shallenberger, the Chicago Specialist, and
considering the beneft 1 received. Before
taking the treatment I was unable to do
any work nut am able to work every day
now and am feeling very we'll.
+. 9. Brandt, Mineral, ILL.,. reports: I am
enjoying the best OF health Tho old
trouble has never raappcared. SO therefore
the cure vas permanent. MIR. Brandt was
sufferer OF catarrh.
l was Q sufferer of lung trouble for two
years, Tried four different doctors but with
out avail Finally consulted Dr. Shallen-
berger the Chicago Specialist. and he cured
me. can truthfully recommend the doctor
to the sick.
Mrs. j. M. Cole, Edinburg. In., says.
gunered with lung trouble and bronchitis Tor
eight months. and tried several doctors, but
consulted DR.. Shaienberger. and took his
course OF treatment, and have enjoyed
as bens honsss sna re
liable.
Edward E. Perkins. Weldon. H.. writes:
! suffered with catarrsb Of throat and head
nose, After having doctored Tor several
months with other doctors. | consulted pr.
Shallcnbcrger and he cured me. l can now
nrG ths as y ave ns's ye sna have enjoyed
Mr.. and Mrs. !. 4. Bolilnger, Stonin Tton,
Ill. report: We suffered with catarrah Of
the stomach for several years and tried
home doctors but without relief Finally
we consulted DR.. Shallenhergnr and he cured
US and we want TO thank God for what he
has done for us,
Mrs. J. r. Gockey. Edinburg. H.. says.
! was anlictcd with stomach. liver and kid
nav In fap rs,tte
Shallenberger and took his course Of treat
ment and have enjoyed health for the last
eight years. ] can .conacientiously recon-
mend him to the sun ring
Demon Holcman. Morrisonyillc, H., writes,
I suffered with stomach aud appendicitis
for year and was unable TO digest my
meals. 1 consulted Or. Shailenberger and an,
now enjoying tho best OF health
Orfel y. Davis, Kewnuee, H., writes,
was afflicted with stomach and nervous
trouble for three years. and became weak
and discouraged Finally ! consulted Dr
s y and after taking hts course
last ten years can truthfully recommend
him to those who need his aid
Eva Cnrlock. Clinton. H.. says, I surely
have done hne under your course of treat
ment, and want to recommend Won In tho
sick and distressed
Mrs. W. g. Moore. Neponset, H., writes.
! suffered for 81 years with stomach trouble
and gall stones Tried several doctors with
and took his course Of treatment and am
now enjoying tho best Of health. I am sure
he saved me from an operation.
r.. g.. Meier. Rock City, ILL.,. says,, suf-
Tered with stomach trouble for ak YEARS and
doctored with different doctors TO no await
nnaily consulted Dr. ShailcnbcrRer and he
relieved and satisfied me-
l!lns rcarl Bolllngsr. Stonlngtea, H.,
Vvltees take this means Of praising you
fcr the relief received from your course
~ treatment.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
sTRAP1-S
FIELD iE1 ~
BY PETER p. CARNEY.

( Progressive ideas are always wei.
come in trapshooting just as they
are In any other line of sport The
idea evolved by the Lincoln Park Gun
Club of Chicago. ILL.,. is worthy of
serious consideration by the gun clubs
of all larger cities The idea involves
six months contest to determine the
,trapshooting champion of Chicago
The shoots will be held semimOnthly
They will consist of % targets at 16,
Is and 20 yards and II pairs from 16
yards. The winner of the greatest
OF these contests will he labeled the
champion and given suitable trophy
Additional trophies will be given for
the best scores made from each of
the yardage marks and to the high
guns. The winner will be worthy of
the honor bestowed upon him.
Indications are that the wave of pre-,
paredness will give trapshooting quite
boost There have been more begin
ners this spring than any other year
since the sport became popular 1t is
the idea of being prepared to fight for
Old Glory II called upon.
This Club is Progressive.
The trapshooters of the Colorado
Springs tColo.) Golf Club are awake
and alive to the situation. They are
streng for preparedness and believe
that every one should know how to
shoot and they are willing to do their
bit to aid. The club announces that
shoot will be held each week during
the remainder of the season at which
all persons who desire will be given
instruction in the proper use of fire
arms. While there are hundreds of
thousands of Americans who do know
how to shoot, there are many that do
not-and trapshooters are patriotic
enough to give their time and expert
cnce to aid in this well-deserved
cause
The Interstate Association plans to
conduct every one Of the registered
trapsho0ting tournaments, and the sec
tional and Grand American Handicap,
as II there was no talk of war--feeling
that the association is doing q good
thing for the United States In devel
oping the art of shooting
Municipal Trap Clubs.
Traps have been installed in parks
in twelve Middle and far.Western cit.
les. and 1t will only be question of
time when trapshooting will have a
place in the parks of the United States
with golf and tennis. The Springfield
Ull.) Gun Club has applied to the Park
Commissioners of that city for permits
sion to place traps in the city park so
that more people may become inter
csted in the sport
One has reason to think that trap
shooting is sport to which Indians
would take to quickly. but they do not.
for among all the trapshooters in the
United States there are only two In
dams Chief Bendere. the former
baseball pitcher and G. r. Hurlburt.
of Hurlburt, Ariz, the champion trap
shot CT that State If Bender can
win the championship of PennsyI.
vanian this summer there will be two
Indians shooting for the National
title
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
CROSSING THE MANAGERS.


The baseball pilots warblc in the
Spring.
They always grab pennant on the
wing;
But this Ii not the gladstone song
they sing
My club looks raw" said John Nc.
Graw, NM
"Mwhopes are dead" old >Robby said.
They're buried deep M Flatbush
now" tSSNNA,<NAN
AS for the Cubs, they're common
dubs,p h
Cried Mitchell with a, look Of pain.
MY Phily clan" said Pat Moran.
"Will never win the rag again.
"The White Sox crew will never do,
They'll hit the chutes," Comiskey
sighed;
my pennant hopes are on the ropes"
The pilot of the Reds replied.
MY bunch of bones" said Fielder
Jones.
Are verdant bushers to the man.
The buccaneers drive. me to tears;
They c gF lh'''fNs.l9icfpahan.
The baseball pilots MARBLE In the
Spring
But this Is not the kind Of stun thcy
sling.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
INTER LEAGUE GAMES PROVE VERY SUCCESSFUL:
FEW S0UTHPAW HURLER IN MAJOR LEAGUES
BY GENE RYRNES

Sox and Yankees are strong in left.
handlers. Each club has three hurlers
who toss from the port side. Plank
koob AMI Weilman, of the Browns,
and Cullop, Love and Mogridge are
all dependable slabbers The White
Sox are banking on Russell, Williams
and Danforth.
Benton, Sallee and Schupp, of the
Giants. make up trio of port-siders
who are hard to match anywhere,
and the Braves have q crack set OF
southpaw wingers in Tyler. Allen and
Nohf. Smith. Marquad and Mails, Of
the Dodgers, all toss from the south
side of the pitchers box.
Results obtained by the port.siders
are moro deadly to batting, as the
records show. In 1916 five left-hand-
crs ranked among the first ten pitch
crs in the American League for ef-
fectivencss. They we're Ruth, Cove.
leskic. Coumbe. Cullop and Weilman.
In the National League seven of
the first ten pitchers, as they were
ranked for effectiveness, we're left.
handlers. Ferdie Schupp, the youthful
phenom Of the Giants. was numbered
among them though he pitched in
only a few games. Rube Marquad.
Eppa Rixey, Claude Cooper. and Nehf,
Tyler. and Allen. of the Braves com.
pleted the septet.
In all there we're thirty.five south
paws who worked regularly for the
sixteen big league clubs last season,
and when one recalls that there were
more than 1875 pitchers all told. the
southpaws are very much in the
majority.
Chief among the portside beavers
who will endeavor to fool the batters
THIS year are thirtysix pitchers, as
follows:
American League.
st. Louis Browne Plank, Koob.
Weilman
New York Yankees Cullop, Mog.
ridge Love r-3rn
Chicago White Sox-zBussell' Will
Jams, Danforth, tS <GEl
Cleveland Indians Coumhc. Boehl-
ing,
Boston Red Sox Leonard. Ruth.
Detroit Tigers --Covcleskie, W.
Mitchell
Washington Senators Jameson.
National League
New YorkiGiants- schupp. Benton,
Sale tf1 taWN
Brooklyn Dodgers Smith, Mar.
kuard, Mails.
Boston Braves Nehf. Tyler. Allen.
Philadelphia Phillies -Rixey and
Fittery,
Chicago Cubs--Packard, Vaughn.
st. Louis Cards Pierce. Steele. |
Cincinnati Reds-C. Mitchell.
Pittsburgh Pirates Claude Cooper.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18

The intorlcague exhibition pla,
tried out this spring by six of tn,
major league clubs proved such a sue
cess that It will probably be worke.
on larger scale next year.
When the plan of the Yankees ant
Braves was announced, the Dodgers
and Red Sox quickly followed suit
AMI the management of the Giants
made arrangements with Detroit fol-
a like series.
All three of these ventures proved
success financially, and the clubs
got better training experience than
they could have found in playing min.
or league teams.
President Ebbets. of the Dodgers
and President Harry Frazee. of the
Red Sox. split nearly $4,000 in re.
ceipts. and altho this amount did not
cover the cost of the training trips
II come so close to wiping out the
cost that Ebbcts and Frazce will try
the plan again in 1917,
The battle between Charley Herzoe
and Ty Cobb was the only bad fea
ture Of the joint trip of the Giants
and Tigers, who succeeded in playing
eight OF the ten games scheduled and
cleaning up neat sum in gate re.
ceipts besides.
The Yankees and Braves Rugged the
smalltime towns Of the South, not
wishing to take chances on the wealth
or north of the Mason. DIXON line, but
even in the smaller towns the fans
turned out In surprisingly large mum.
bers.
There is only one bad feature about
two major league clubs travelling to-
gether In the Spring. And this Is when
one club suffers crushing defeat in
the series. The fans watch the re-
suits OF Spring games closely. and
any time ball club fails to look
good In It's ante-season exhibition 1t
comes home to a cool reception
Where teams that are fairly even in
strength can be paired up, Joint
Spring trips ought to prove sue.
cess. t -
Few Good South Paws.
Southpaw hurlers who can deliver
the goods are mighty scarce article
In tho major leagues these days. for
the percentage of the left,handed crop
which makes good in fast company is
small.
Yet the forkhanders who have
class are so good that they have no
trouble momopoizing the upper ten
among pitchers of the two majors in
effectiveness
Every major league club with the
exception of the Athletics will carry
at least one crack southpaw this
year, and six clubs will depend large
ly on the boys With the freak de.
livery to carry them thru, In the
American League the Browns. White
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
Cocoanut Oil Fine
For Washing Hair

II you want to keep your hair In good
condition, be careful what you wash il
with.
Most soaps and prepared shampoos
contain too much alkali. This dries the
scalp, makes the hair brittle and is very
harmful. Just plain mulsificd cocoanut'
oil (Which IL pure and entirely grease
less). is much better than the most ex-
pcnsive soap or anything else you can
use for shampooing, as this can't pos
sibly injure the hair.
Simply moistcn your hair with water
and rub it in. Ono or two tcaspoonfuls
will make an abundance ( rich, creamy
lather. and cleanses the hair and scalp
thoroughly. The lathcr rinscs out easily.
and removes every particle Of dust, dirt,
dandruff and excessive oil. The hair
dries quickly and evenly, and Il leaves il
fine and silky, bright, fluffy and easy to
manage.
You can get muisihed cocoanut oil At
most any drug store. Il is very cheap.
and a few ounces Is enough 10 last
everyone in the family for months.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18

Mr. j. W. McMahau, Morrisonyille. III, i
writes; | was sick for two years with storn Il
ach. kidney and heart trouble and was i'm |
able 70 work consulted Or. Shallenberser.
and today feel flne and enjoy my meals
Mrs. y. z. Woodland, 85A w. GRIND st.. !
Decatur. H., reports: | suffered for hvo|
years with stomach and liver trouble andI
could not digest my meals | consulted Dr
bhallenherger and after taking his coursk OIL
fine.
Daniel Burkhart, Assumption. ILL.,. aays.
thirteen years ago had lung and stomach
trouble and had given up ali hope I hadI
tried tried several different doctors without relief
flnaly consulted Dr. Shalenberger andI
can truthfully say that today am we'll u
1ouhd MN to be honest and reliable.
Henry Simeon. Alexis. H.. writes: After
suHerlng with stomach trouble for Ave ycar q
took treatment from Dr. Shalenberger anal
today am well man.
Otto y. Schmidt. Odeii Ill.,, n. No. 3.
wrtes: was troubled with stomach trouble
tor eight years and was unable to eat a
course OF treatment and today l feel f1ne.
Mrs. A. II. volkers. $50 Walnut st.. Free
port, ~. reports; | am very grateful forI
the results obtained from Or ahallsnberser's
r. J. Brnnnap. Monmouth. Ill.,, writes:
have been enjoying good health since taking
your treatment for rheumatism. am
highly pleased with same.
h. G. Bauder. Pecatonicu. ILL.,, writes.
owe my present health and happiness to-
you, for you cured me TO stay cured, and
am very thankful TO you for the treatment
d. A. Lutz. sterling, M. writes; I am
for my throat trouble They did me more
good than anything ever tried.
Mrs. Bertha Dennis, Cowden. nj. sayss
| cannot find words with which TO thank
perfectly satisfied with your treatment and
I believe I would not be living today had II
not been for your treatment.
Charles Carlock. Clinton, Ill.,, writes: You
surely did great cure In both my cases Of
fine.
L. II. Little, Kewance. H.. writes. After
suffering with chronic stomach trouble for
eminent III physiolans, consulted Dr. shall sny
berger and am now enjoying life.
Emanuel Oyer. Il. No. I. Flanagan, Ill.,.
writes: suffered with stomach trouble
and rh y, I'M ana was unable 1ls e work
berger and today am enjoying good health
Mrs. l. n. DibhIc. Kingston. H., says.
cannot thank you enough for the beneht
received from your treatment ana advice
Ethel smith. Bloomington. Ill.,. reports, n
me for goitre and I do not hesitate to say
that tho cure was permanent aud have M
return Of my old trouble
hoy Meryman, Moweaaua. Ill.,, ans,
The cure In my case of stomach trouble was
permanent. I cannot praiso you too highly.
w. r. Graham. Mecllanlcsburg, III. writes,
I was Hufferer Of lumbago for aevara
years consulted DR.. shallenbsrger ana
he cured NO.
9. A. brown, Princeton, ILL.,, writes,
suuereu with indigestion and rheumatism for
uve yearn. Tried several doctors without
any bencht. I called on Or shajlsnbcrser
ana took his course oil treatment ana M
cured me. ] can recommend him to those
VINO ara Ia need Of a physiciau. n.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
Non With Whipa.

According TO HerVdotns. white the
ScythIans were AWAY on n long cam.
pnign their slaves took the opportunity
- rebel and seize MI their masters
property. The inter on their return
promptly attacked them. but were con.
Ilnually defented until Mt Inst one Of
them hit on the brilliant iden OF mttacx.
nv the slnves with whips only. That
~ snid. would remind them ot their
,rigin and 10 COW them that they
would never dnre 10 stand. The
Scythinns followed his counsel, nnd Il
tell ont M he hnd predicted When
the slaves l,eh~ld their masters riding
luwn umM them iiourtxhIn3 the terri
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-04-18
SPORTS
SCOOP

CARNEGIE GET THE MEDAL
Our idea of brave fiuhtin' men
Are guys that are after a license
To BIO hooked up in marriage-and
then
Start out the fight for existence.
For the guy who uets married now
Must be able to duck roIIin' pins
And be able to tell friend wife how
He missed the last car home at ten.
Oh! it's gay little bubble
This dream called married bliss"
Where you hide away all trouble
Single men don't know what they
mics.
An operator told US the other day
He'd been married all Of 3 years
And all we ever have heard him say
Gimme the price Of two beers"
PEP.
By TOBY
Toby-"l see they sent four Co. c.
men up to Reddick's Library"
Scribe-"ls xaso, what's the idea?"
Toby-"They found dynamite in the
land they shoot men like Lincoln.)