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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07

ter Bart Baird will remain at the Hamel
home for few weeks
Miss Edith Bancroft is spending a few
days in Springfield, Mass, with friends.
Mrs, Ann Austin went to Marshfeld
Thursday to visit friends
Mrs. Fl. c. Cutting and Mrs. Wesley
Lamberton are in camp at Groton pond.
Mrs. Alison Smith spent Thursday in
Montpelier.
Mrs. Karl Woodcock visited Mr. and
Mrs Reuben Hudson of South Ryegate
Tuesday and Wednesday. !,
Mrs Minnie Whitcomb spent Monday
in Montpelier.
Miss Maude Batchelder were in Mont
pelier Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. H. S. Parks and Miss
Eileen and Bernard Hamel of Barre were
in town Sunday.
The Congregational parsonage has re-
Gently been wired for electric lights.
Miss Lucy Swift of Middlesex recently
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Townsend.
Arch Batchelder was in Boston part
of last week.
Miss Vena Townsend, Mrs. B. A. Col
by, Miss Rose Moore, Miss Hazel Benia-
min and friend of Berlin, Hamel and
Maurice Townsend were in camp at
Woodbury. pond last week.
Mrs. Susan Colburn returned to Mont
pelier Thursday after few weeks visit
in town with relatives.
Ralph St. Cyr has finished work in
c. P. Kellogg's store.
Mrs. William Adams and daughter of
Barre are guests of MRS. Emma Bart
lett.
Roy Gale is at work in the South
Ryegate station while Reuben Hudson
is having week vacation.
. Mr.. and Mrs A. n Flood, Miss Maude
Flood and Newton Davis are in camp at
Edgewater.
Mr. and Mrs Arthur Ladd and child of
Orange called on relatives in town Sun
lay.
Merrill Brown of Norfolk, Va, is
pending few days with Mr.. and Mrs.
George Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs Dean Hill of Boston are
listing at the home of John Hill.
John Getchell of Montpelier is board
ng with his daughter, Mrs. George
Brown
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
ORANGE

Private Frank Clark of Co C and Pri.
vate Ernest Eastman of Co H were home
over Sunday.
Mrs. Fannie Richardson of Portland
Ore, who has been visiting in town, has
gone to her sisters, Mrs. Sophronis
Moves. in East Topsham.
Mrs. +. " Peake and son have gone
to her parents home in East Montpelier.
Mrs. Wheeler of Barre, who has been
boarding at 5. Chamberlin's for a short
time. !las returned to her home.
Mr.. and Mrs II. p Crockett of North
field Falls spent a few days in town last
week on business.
Mr.. and Mrs Earl Emerson have pur-
chased the Crockett farm. They buy for
a home.
Miss Nina Bates visited Mrs. Flora
Beard last week.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
VEST BERLIN

Miss Nellie Thrift spent Sunday with
friends in East Montpelier.
Mrs. L. L. Cooper and her sister, Mrs.
l., A. Stiles, spent day in Montpelier
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chauncey Leonard and
daughter, also Louis Belmont, all from
Chelsea, Mass, are visiting at B. S.
Gove's. They will also visit other friends
before their return.
Mrs. George Snow from Sharon visit
ed her parents, Mr.. and Mrs, c. H. Rob
inson, last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Moore from Mont
pelier were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. H. w.
Crockett Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Brush, accom-
panied by her sister, Miss Mabel Davis,
arrived in Montpelier last Friday night.
Mrs. Brush is in quite poor health and
is now in the hospital at Montpelier.
Mr. and Mrs G. Lombard and daugh
ter, Dorothy, also Mrs. June Bruce, all
from Somerville, Mass, are guests of Mr..
and Mrs A. S. Norton, arriving here Sat
urday.
Mrs. Sarah Davis is visiting friends in
New Brunswick.
John Dow, n. B. Robinson, Misses
Matte and Bell Robinson, all of Will
Jamestown, Mrs. L. f. Robinson, Mrs.
Louis Bibb and daughter, Kate, from
New York City, called on Mr.. and Mrs.
H. A. Stockwell last Sunday on their
way to Burlington.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
PLaINFIELD

/ A son was born July 2S TO Mr.. and
Mrs. Ralph Wells of Marshfield, grand
son to Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Bailaw
Mr.. and Mrs. George Clough and fam
lily of East Calais spent Sunday at the
home of Eben Dodge.
! Mrs. Arthur Barber and daughter
Doris, of Barre are spending few weeks
with Mr.. and Mrs. E. P. Whtcomb.
Mr.. and Mrs. Medos Pelky spent Sun
day in Burlington.
Mrs. Breen and Miss Ruby Breen of
Marshfield recently visited Mr.. and Mrs
Z. p Dodge.
Miss Marion Martin of Barre recently
visited her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. +. b.
Martin.
Miss Maybell Comstock is at work in
the home of Ralph Wells of Marshfeld.
Wesley Lamberton is working for Ar
thur Lamberton of Msrsh6eld during
haying.
Fred Dwinell of Montpelier is spend
ing few days with Mr.. and Mrs. S. 4.
Dwinell.
Mr. and Mrs. j. NJ. Martin are spend
ing few days in Mortified with Mr..
and Mrs. William Martin.
Mrs. Elliott Martin spent part OF last
week in West Berlin with Mr.. and Mrs
George Chase.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mayo Wyman and Mr..
and Mrs E. p whitcomb spent Sunday
in Glover.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. l. Nutting and Mr..
and Mrs. Wheldon of Brandon and Mr..
and Mrs w. B. Stratton of Montpelier
were guests of Mr.. ana Mrs. Z. +. Ieav-
lit Sunday of last week.
Mrs. C. J. Goodrich, Mrs. Flora Whip
pie and Mrs. W. II. Martin we're in Mont
pelier Saturday.
Charles Buxton of Barre visited his |
mother, Mrs. Fanny Buxton, Saturday.
Mrs Eber Ward returned from a
weeks stay in Newport, r. l., and Bos
ton Mass, Saturday.
Peter King has returned from Platts-
burg, y. Y, where he has been at work
for several weeks.
Fred Laird of Montpelier was a bust
ness visitor in town Saturday.
Clayton Lewis Of Barre visited Mr.. and
Mrs George Brown last week
The boy scouts are in camp at Joe's
pond this week.
c. p. Kellogg and Miss Beatrice Rel
ogg visited Madam Kellogg of Randolph
asst week
Floyd Lsdesu of st. Johnsbury i Wis
ting his mother, Mrs. Bernice Ladeau.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Brown were in
Montpelier Tuesday.
Prank Baird and son. Bart, and Philip
Baird Of West Roxbury, Mass, recently
listed Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson Hsmei- Mas
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The heavy storms of Wednesday and
Thursday blew down trees and put tele-
phone lines out of commission.
The majority of the farmers have fin.
ished haying
Charles Berry of Montpelier was in
town Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. D. Thompson of Nor
witch arrived in town Friday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Baird of Han
over, n. H., have been in town the past
week
Mrs. Martha Kew returned Friday
from spending the past few months with
her daughter,
Miss Maggie Kew is spending part of
her vacation in town.
Miss Laura Cook of Boston is guest
at !. A. Mehurons.
Mrs. Lizzie Funk of Boston is visiting
relatives in town.
John L. Baird and family went Sun
day to Hanover, N. H., with Raymond
Baird and wife.
Harve McAllister has purchased sew
Ell pdsSenSel Aru Cal.
G. W. Wallis was in Rutland Friday.
James MacNab, who has been a guest
at G. w. Wallis, has returned to his
home.
Everett Wallis is visiting friends in
Paterson, n. j.
Mrs. B. d. Bisbee has been spending
the past week in Norwich and Hartford,
Conn.
The nuptials of Miss Eys-Annie Bisbee
and DR.. Freeman have been postponed,
owing to the fact that DR.. Freeman is
from pneumonia and not
yet able to leave the hospital in Norwich,
Conn.
Mrs. George Pierce has so far improved |
from her recent severe injuries that she
was moved the past week from the hos
pital to her daughters home in Middle
SEX
The Misses Phelps, Mrs. Abbie Gale
and Miss Gladys Gale of Barre were at
H. NJ. Bushnells Friday.
r. H. Downer was in Middlesex Sat
lrday, returning with two new Ford
,ars.
Miss Abbie Minor, who has been crit
eally i'll, is improving and able to sit up
n bed short time daily.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. C. Colebrook have
adopted a l3-month. old baby girl, Mar
,uerite, from Burlington.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
WAITSFIELD
Body Of Mrs. James McGlaflin Brought
Here Sunday for Burial.

The body Of Mrs. James McGlaflin was
brought here Sunday for interment in
the family lot in the village cemetery.
Services were held at ? p, m, Rev. Will
lam A. Remele, pastor of the Congrega.
tional church, officiating. Mrs. McGlaf.
lin had been in failing health for some
time and confined To her bed the past
few months, the end coming Friday at
the home of her daughter, Mrs Byron
Davis of Randolph.
Ann Jane McGlafin was born Sept 8,
1880, and married March 20, 1858, James
McGlafin. She was one of four chill
dren, only daughter of Thomas and Jane
farley Somerville. She is survived by
three daughters and three sons: w. J..
McGlaflin, Edward and James McGlafin,
all of Mortified; Lizzie, wife of Byron
Davis, Randolph; Emma, wife of J. b.
Eldredge of Waterbury, and Anna, wife
of Leon Brown of Warren
Friends from town gathered at the
cemetery, where the casket was opened,
also Samuel Patterson and Charles Pat
terson of Warren, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Heath, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lamb of
East Warren. The body was accompan-
led from Randolph, where the service
was held at a. m, by three automo-
biles of relatives. The bearers were her
two sons, w. j. and Edward McGlaflin,
and two sons claw, Byron Davis and
J.. b. Eldredge.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
WASHINGTON.
Notice.

George Richardson. tax collector,
wishes to announce that he viii be at
his home every Saturday Afternoon TO
receive taxes.
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This list consists Of 1ls pages.
Local board Washington county, Vermont by
GEORGE N. TILDEN. Chairman,
LEWIS c. MOODY. Clerk.
Dated Ord day of August 1917.
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Have you
Indigestion :?

Your food will continue to dis
agree with you, and cause dis.
tress until you strengthen your
digestive organs, and tone and
sweeten the stomach. You can
do this quickly and surely by
promptly taking a few doses of
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-08-07
BEElHAm
pills

Their natural action relieves
the stomach of undigested food,
stimulates the flow of gastric
Juice, renews the activity of
the liver and bowels, and
strengthens the digestive sys-
tenn. Take them with conf
dence, for 60 years experience
prove that Beecham's Pills
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WASHINGTON
COUNTY MEN
OF DRAFT AGE

CONTINUED from third page)
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TNUHIIHUtU ITUHI tHIu PdgtT
Name and Address on Reg. Card. Il
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
\ MORE ADVERTISING.

THOSE FULL GROWN damage suits for $4,000 each,
filed against the commissioners of the District OF Col
unbia by tho suffering uifragets who lately stopped at
the leading ails in that community, probably aren't spoil
ing the afternoons or causing restless nights for the
missoners No one believes those militant maids and
matrons were damaged to any such by their
incarceration or that they will collect any such
recompense for durance vile Unquesuonaby they violated
the rules and regulations OF Washington government and
were dealt with accordingly and you needn't withhold any
sympathy from Belgian refugees in order give to the
American PankhurJs.
That being an obvious conclusion might pause TO
inquire why these enrcd fues seek redress in the
And the answer is that such litigation prompted by the
same impulse which caused them to neglect their regular
chores to picket the White House defy the police and face
the filings and tauns of an ratc popuIacc To them the
spotlight OF publicity is meat and drink and several other
plain and fancy forms OF sustenance The cause OF sui
irage advanced but rather hndccd by such antics
Womanhood not exalted by conduct common to the hood
lum the legion Of death The rough stuff i, not The
proper role for the female oi the specie but does land
her the front page from time time and that the
answer
Which also explains this latest effort to collect ,omc
thing which isn't coming to them h an, rrocc,, o modern
judiciary, They don't even need the money an cNplaua
tion fitting so many damage suits, but they want tho ad
yertising
For women who really have the interest OF the uator
at heart there plenty OF useful work to do In England
even Mrs Pankhurst and her daring daughters have fore
gone hoste for the duration OF the war in order to b
some use to their country That should afford food 70
thought for the American SUITS If they were OF the think
ing kind
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
A MERE OVERSIGHT.

CINCk CONGRESS convened two bill, have been intro
duced making congrc ,lona salaries subject the in
tax the as the stipend OF thG plumber bank
president OF course in the rush OF war legislation little
oversight like exemption of the legislative pay roll from
contributing to the nations revenue likely to happen.
But that congress has spotted the error OF there
is rush to correct it. Besides, there is election coming
year and congress has always been believer in
preparedness the extent OF keeping the political fences
fixed
Later in the session legislation expected on
the part Of the assembled statesmen, some OF which is
important than including their salaries Fhis is war
and everyone knows it will have to be paid for There is
dodgng that issue and the outlook is that in most
cases, taxes will go higher before they 60 lower. But
there features OF the original measure which
manlicNly unequal in their workings that they de
mand adjustment, and probably will get it.
An institution which failed to capitalize patents good
will future hopes and such like shouldn't have he taxed
most OF its earnings in order 10 catch the wic,
has much water in its stock that the office employees
have TO wear gum shoes and rain coats
lust how these and other discrepancies are to be cyened
up may require able inancicr figure and it is ad-
med that tax is ever wholly satisfactory 80
those paying the taxes but there /, certainly room for I'M
proycmcnt and the Soons should think 1t over during the
long winter evenings
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
''Saue the Waste and Win the War"
INTRODUCING THE MARKET BASKET.

THE DECISION Of Oklahoma City grocers to make but
delivery per Days in accord with the food admin
istrations plan for eliminating waste Wasted work rep
resents loss which must be met by some one the same
as wasted money material Those who don't get their
orders in on time will have to go and get it, The result
will be more system and purctuay in many homes, and
may be said in passing that man, OF them need cu
couragcment in that direction.
And those who fail to connect with the single daily dc
livery, will have to so and get it, do without For
them the old-ashioned market basket our daddes and
mothers knew will come back to serve useful purpose
In those good old DAYS when beet steak sufficient for a
family could be purchased for IS cents with chunk OF
liver thrown in the tired business carried home
with him. and the rest Of the family marketing done
without benefit OF telephone special delivery crude
system perhaps but it reduced the expense OF the retail
meat and grocery business
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
R1ppLIN6RHYNFS
8DM .Mason
'ConyITgtr I9IY ?
KNITTING WOMEN.

I ALWAYS liked to talk with girls,
| both married and unwcd, for they
were quick to note the pearls oi wis
dom that shed And it told of ancc-
dute full OF amusing chaif, thcrcd
come from every female throat the glad
dc>t sort OF laugh Anon I'd read a
sonnet fine that | had lately writ. and
women liked this stunt of mine So well
they'd throw a fit But now | tell my
yarns in vain. in vain recite my PONIES
the girls have knitting on the brain.
IN all our native homes. They're knit
ting knitting, all the day and when
! spring my spiel, hear some busy
woman say This sock is mostly heel
To entertain the knitting danes, !
quote ap/cric rich and. intcrruptlng,
ono c>claims, Gee WIN, I've dropped
stitch " | tell Of springs Of ancient
lore, from which I've often drunk, and
say, the woman by the door. This
warns extremely punk" The idle
things Of idle times have. gone their
divers ways; who cares a hoot for quipS
or rhymes, in these fierce wartime
days In vain the tall stuffed prophet
stands. with skill to charm the birds
tho girls have knitting in their hands,
and have no time for words
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Luke McLuke SAYS.

The lo,fcr who .r,rd IN cav ,h,, ,h.ro
was ro u,c doipg ary,b;ng mil ,h.
Panama Canal was opened is now saw
ing that there is no use doing ANYTHING
until the War is ended
Peoplc like tp see a littlc oirl nrord nj
pretty clothe, But they will hate her
later on for the same trait because she
doesn't outgrow it,
A man who lives in flat can always
get goh service out Of the janiDor it he
IS smart enough 10 call the jantor the
superintendent
1t takessa man a long timeto realize
that good health is the greatest luxury
and the cheapest
What has hecomc nj the old. fashioned
man who believed that bloodhound
could trail criminal
Princes, is There with hcl,. an
when il comes IN ,wecnipg I'M, , room,
Ru # !, d,iicrcn, wbcn :, romr. to
sweening on, M,
vii, ....,.,...,..... -,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Good Jobs Go Begging

he most surprising feature O' our
Preparations for war is the apparent re-
luctance OF young American physicians
to yolul+ccr for the medical Officers
reserve corp, The war department.
estimates a need OF 2lOOO men for hos
rItal service Seventeen tholNa and five
hundred physician, have been recom-
mendcd for commissions, but, up TO
October -, iql7, about loo Of this
number had dttliu,d to ac,,.' the c,m-
missions offered to them Two hun-
dred OF those who were willing to 90 /,
the from had to be discharged because
,ot physlcal disqualification, or for
other reasons. Consequently there is 4
shortage a. several thousand lnrn in the
medical reserve corps Here is A GU
rou, situation The army oiicri phy5i-
c ans the right to wear the Uniform 0f
an officer, an opportunity to gain III
valuable experience IN the field hos.
rltals and incomes larger than the
average physicians earnings Fear II
danger cannot enter into the problem.
The total casualties among medical Of.
'iccr, OF the allied amic, ON the west.
tern front from the beginning OF the
war to June Is, 1917, were los killel,
507 wcandcd aud o. deaths from dis
case. These figures, compared with
the number Of physicians employed a..
the front prove that the medical Of
liccrs work behind the trenches IS
scarcely more hazardous than the or
binary risks of civil ,lfc. quite aside
from the question Of PATRIOTISM, It IS
Impossible to understand shy medical
corps commissions arc going begging
II cAlc.A
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
A BONE DRY DECISION.

TIN POSSESNOR OF a forty dollar thirst may we'll he
concerned at the recent supreme decision uphold
my the Idaho prohibition law. That prohibition measure
was perhaps the mos, bouc dry all the dusty statutes
intended to put a lid on liquor Briefly tho decision hold,
that state Ro any limit in the matter OF restricting
the sale manufacture possession and use Of the stuff which
chccs and also ncbratcs and still he within tho limits
o the celebrated constitution on course one doesn't have
10 to Idaho and is hard to think why anyone would
But other states OF prohibition cndcncc, will now try to
surpa> Idaho in the matter OF holcprooi lids In time
the nation ma, take it up, and when 1T docs Nn written
Tor those given lo looking the VINE when It Is red.
and booze of all lhc other lurd rolors OF the rainbow
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Fifteen Years AGO

II is reliably rumorcd that the Hon
orablc Anton H. Classcn is about Ia
become 4 benedict and that the bride
viii be Mis-, Ella Lamb who recently
resigned position IN the city schools.
1t is stated on good authority that
the Venezuelan government has asked
the United States to act as arbi.ct
between Great Britain and Germany
IN the present controversy.
Kansas and Nebraska are being Wis.
,cd all oyer today by a heavy snow
storm
Paul Wcsttall was in ST. Louis We,
lcrday
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13

speed machines and bicycle riders we're
arrested for scorching
The difference between a good clerk
and an ordinary clerk is that an or
d'nary clerk will sell a woman the ar
uclc She want, and a good clerk will
sell her an article she doesn't want.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Ten Years Ago.
MONEY MARKETS

NEW YORK Money on call noali-
nal Time loans nominal; 70 days,
percent; six months o to !,
q to 7.
Close Prime mercantile paper, 7@a
percent
Sterling exchange weak, with actua,
business in bankers bills at $485701l
4SS85 for demand and at $48075 Tor
%. 55.y day bills; commgcial bills, $4,000
Bar silver, 56Lc.
Mexican dollars, 45c.
Government bonds steady railroad
bonds strong
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Bless Her Heart

Some men like music during meals,
and some like IT after meals. But what
we started to say was that we hope the
man who marricS Miss Mary Music, OF
Birmingham, Ala, will have music all
The time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13

Naturally, Great Britain was willing to listen to Ger
manys peace proposals. but that no sign She would be
willing to accept them The British have been called Il
number Of things from time umcA but It they were ever
called cutters it is not a matter OF official record
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
ooeyl

one thing ! wish you'd tell me
About these movie shows,
WHY does the heroine Insist
ON crying with her nose Fan
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13

Too many men In tins broad hand
Are prone TO nuke a fellow grOau.
They praise you in whisper, and
They knock you through mcgaphou".
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
MefcYl

4, rule policemen do not cry much
But YOU should have heard Patrolman
Charley Bcllcr at Springfield. Ohio, last
week when ON the carpet tor falling to
report
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Poor Old Paw

Wlllic-Paw, what does = s at the
bottom OF letter mean,
Paw-PlcaSe settle my SON
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Correct

Yes. dear reader You win Otto
Tank is a saloon keeper and his kaii is
located at 27l Roosevelt avenue, Detroit,
Mich
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
oh Inr

At a. m the phone VIII go
Aud wnkc YOU from Your peaceful
slumher:
You tramp downstairs md soy. Hello
And then n voice cNchms Wrong
number"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Six-Nine.

Homer +. SIN of Piedmont W Va.
and Maud Nine, of Terra Alta W Va
have just been married
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Yes, But Whaddy va Mean, Beneiit2
(Ad. in Mddletown (OD ws-Sgnnl)
Notice.

For the benefit OF my out-oi-town pa
ticnts, | will not be in my office from
this date on until noon OF Saturday,
December / DIR. H. SCHOENFELD.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13

No Joke.

viii Profit and Ellen TrImblc have
Just been married at Charleston, " Va
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IIooray!

'Aint soIcu.. wonderful, Bless TatN
ENClllwrd old sir Brewster;
some dhy wen hry" the voirrlosH cat
And exc tho ,ruwlyts rooster"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
Defined

What is your definition Of crank"
asked the Old Fogy
"a crank j, usually a man who mag
inc, he is the whole machine" replied
the Crouch
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-13
We Don't Blame Him.

The other day ON a hotel register, We
learned that Nelson Shook, Lima.
Ohio"
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The Lack OF Charity Al,o Begins al
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