Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1917-10-25
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STAFF OF EDITORFS
Senior

Well, we are still alive and kick
ing, in spite of tough exams ano
tougher Hunk marks. Ii we die
funk, we have the consolation THAI
not a few of the Juniors, Sophles
and Freshies are there with us too
The Advanced Domestic Science
class has begun work OH kimonos
Sewing will be held ON Monday anu
Tuesday of each week.
The selling of the fruit canned by
the Domestic Science is progressing
rapidly; thirteen dollars worth hav-
ing already been sold.
The Senior English class is study.
ing Emerson's Compensation" w,
hear few members of the class
venture the opinion that it is not SC
dry as, Self Reliance" the last class
ic studied but the majority are ON
lnously silent on the subject.
Mrs. A. L. Tucker gave us a very
interesting talk on Liberty Bonds
last Monday. A few members of tn,
High School and grades subscribed
for the "Baby Bond" but there is
room for everyone so don't be bash
full about buying bond.
Junior
A meeting of the tennis associa
ton was held Monday and the fol
lowing new officers were elected:
Melvin Boyer, president; Henry Dav
is, vice president; and Vera Smith.
secretary and treasurer Mr.. Gled.
itzsch was elected our Sergeant OF
Arms, so-(hint( obey all rules anc
regulations!
The exams are all over-for {;
time at least-and everyone's face
is bright and smiling again. The.
may soon change though, for it i.
rulnored that the report cards will
soon be given out.
Notice:
Wonderful New Discovery" anc
a sure cure for corns. Inquire; Doc
tor LAWN, Freshman class, C. C. H. S
The Cyclone Literary Society ar
eagerly awaiting the program to b,
given by the Eeluoc Society mex
Friday afternoon. Something, excep
tionally good is expected.
The report cards this year will
be graded by letters instead of fig
ures. This is done for the reason
that it is hard 10 give the exact grade
so more general method will b
used.
Overheard in English class:-Ques
ton ~
Did Caxton invent the printin:
press before Benjamin Franklin?
Sophomore
From all evidences one of thu
Senior girls expects to be married
after graduating. Wonder who's tn,
lucky (more probably unlucky) guy
For information ask the Advanced
Domestic Science class.
Kittens don't like school so please
don't bring them to the High
Grades are good enough for them
they want to come.
If you want to know how greer
the Freshies are just ask them i
they are going to have class party
They tell you right away that they
are. We guess they want us to know
about it.
Bill! Face toward front.
Senior girls please be careful OF
the dictionary. Sophomore boys
don't have time to fix it for you.
Overheard in the Assembly,:
Mr.. W-John L. is your nam,
John R Lewis?
John L-No Sir.
Mr.. W.-Then what is your second
name?
John Ii have none.
The Eeluoc Society will give theil
program Friday afternoon. We arc
sure it will be fine; just look who's
in it. Sophies (main force) and
Freshies (not so bad)
The German exam was sure pretty
bad
And now most of us feel very sad
The English exam was not so very
bad
And most of us are really glad.
History grades were certainly fine
Geometry is the only thing for which
we pine.
Sewing exam we didn't take
And cooking exam was sure a stake
Overheard by two Sophomor,
girls:
E. G. Get out of here you gree,
little Freshie.
B. L.-Remember Seniors and do
not try to run the Freshies.