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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
GREAT REJOICING BY
RHEUMATIC CRIPPLES
If SO Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs Rheuma Will Help You
or Nothing to Pay

If YOU want relief in two days, swift,
certain, gratifying relief, take one-half
teaspoonful of Rheuma once a day
If YOU want TO dissolve every par
ticle Of uric acid poison in your body
ana drive it out through the natural
channels so that you will be forever
free from rheumatism, get q 50-cent
bottle of Rheuma from ". F. Root to
day.
rheumatism is powerful disease
strongly cntrenched in joints and mus
cles In order to conquer il a powerful
enemy must be sent against it. Rheu
ma is the enemy of rheumatism-ar
enemy that conquers it every time.
Judge John Barhorst of Fit. Laramie
Ohio, knows it. He was walking Will
crutches; today he is we'll 1t shoult
do Us much for you; it seldom fails
ADV
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
FELINE WHISPERS.
Delicate Nerve Signals That Guide the
Lion In the Jungle.

Because a cat can 20 about safely
and rapidly in the dark without injury
to himself or without running into
things nearly every one believes it is
due entirely to the fact that he sees
with his eyes in the dark.
That eat can see 10 a certain ex-
tent in the dark is quite true, but it Is
doubtful if he could 90 about so rapid
" in total darkness were it not for his
long whiskers. Note a eat 5 whiskers
and you will sec they are always as
long, generally longer, as his head is
wide, and cat 5 head is as wide as his
body.
These delicate hairs that project
from the muZzlc of the eat family arc
wonderful mechanisms. Each one
grows from a folicle or gland nerved
TO the utmost sensibihty. Its slightest
contact with any obstacle is instantly
telt by the animal, though the hair it
self may be tough and insensible.
Consider the lion stealing through
the jungle at night in search of prey
when the least stir of twig gives
alarm. The lion 5 whiskers indicate
through the incest nerves an object
that may be in his path. toucl
stops him short before pushing
through some close thicket where thu
rustling leaves and boughs would be
! tray his presence. Wherever his hea,
may be thrust without warning from
the vibrissa there his body may pas
noiselesslv. It is the aid given him b,
, his whiskers, in conjunction with tn
soft cushions of his feet, that enable
him to proceed as silently as the snake
New York American.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
AS ALLIED ARMIES
VIEW WILSON'S ACT
French Poilus Jubilant Over New Sifua
ton - Hope to See U. S.
in War

NEW YORK, Feb. 20.-A week =
trip among the British, French and
Belgian armies in Northern France has
enabled me to find surprising differ
ence of opinion in regard to the Ameri
can diplomatic break with Germany,
says Alden Brooks, in a Times special
from Paris. The French poilu views
the event as one of profound signifi-
cance, almost amounting to great vic
tory. "Ah Monsieur is American :
Then here is my hand. All my conerat
ulations, and the tawnv fellow shoves
forward his fist in frank good fellow
ship, while his eyes dance their pleas.
ure.
Again here are two more soldiers
unloading heavy shells from motor
truck. As one of them is grumbling
against the touch of the icy, cold steel,
worry about baby S hat. Go on push
ing the perambulator; America is with
/ u.s.
| And on all sides the same enthusiasm
is in evidence. What America is 90
! ing to DO or what America can do is
not of import for the moment The
giant brother across the way is taking
off his coat and is about to enter til,
fight. That is enough. And thel
everyone knows what Americans are
we'll different from others, real al
lies, brother republicans and supernat
urallv quick and adroit.
/ found only one pessimist, an office,
confined to corridors and caves il
. | Al Nv
But leave the French trenches an,
enter one of those small Picardy VII
lagos at whose entry n sign of idea,
slow tells YOU that you are in tn
English lines Everything is different
Here there is no enthusiasm. scarcel,
mild interest The English Tommy j
now settled in harness and like tn
thoroughly good soldier he is has civ
en- up thinking. Questions do not con
Germ him And he is now cock of tn
walk, and though it may be a bloomin
good business if America joined in tn
fray, yet there is no special need TO
them English Tommy is supreme j
his confidence.
Among the Belgian troops there is a
opinion entirely different from tina
, held by the French and English Tn
Belgian poilu, or, more correctly, tn
Belgian 'jas.'' is thrilled almost a
much as his French neighbor, but hi
IS thrill Of profound anxiety. An
for simple reason: Ii war is declare
between America and Germany, wha
is to become Of the Belgian Relief con
mission? Will the Spainards be abb
to keep up the good work? What is
become Of the old folk back there?
Ii We Americans do 90 TO war j
earnest. and do determine to contribut
, men and cannon to the fighting line, "
! should at the start avoid the comma
mistake OF sentiment promptings, ali
e instead Of attempting to rush TO II
7 rescue of the Belgians and French wit
banners flying, rather strike straight ;
the heart Of the matter by the Russia
route.
Q The road is long, there might be di
lomatic difficulties to surmount, but II
; way IS free of the submarine, the froi
extensive and the opportunities unlimi
: ed and the need of our genius great.
With American airplanes, America
armored cars, American artillery,
!. short. with American brains, might II
! the Russian steam roller prove the co
" ending factor i'll the war?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
FAMILY DOCTORS
GOOD ADVICE
To Go On Taking 'F.uli-a-tiVeS
Because They Did Her Good
RocuoN, JAS. 14th, 1915.

~ suffered for many years with ter
rible Indigestion and Constipation. 1
had frequent dizzy spells and became
greatly run down. A neighbor advised
nc to try 'Fruit-a-tiycs". did so and
TO the surprise of my doctor, | began
TO improve, and hc advised me to 90 on
with "Fruit.a.tiycs".
lconsidert that | owe my .lc 20 Fruit.
n-tiycs" and | want TO say to those who
suffer from Indigestion, Constipation OF
Ilcadachcs-'try Fruit-a-tiycs' and you
willgctwcll'. CORINE GAUDREAU.
zoe. box, 6 for $3.50, trial size, 25c.
hta dealers or sent postpaid by Fruit
a-tigos Limited, Ogdcnsburg, NY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

~ tell you, il : the middleman that
makes the trouble exclaimed Farmer
CorntosseI. Something always rifles
YOU when You 20 to town, commented
his wife. = Yes. When | went to the
hotel | met bellboy an later on the
manager. Both Of en- was polite as
| could be- But the clerk was terrible
dictatorial Washington Star.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

"Do YOU see any thing YOU like on
the bill of farce q How can | judge
by reading q printed card2 Just tell
the waiter to bring il all. Then if |
see anything l don t like, can send
it back louisville CourierJ ournal.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

Miss Beatrice Hale is home from her
school in Boston.
The Pelowan hiked on snowshoes to
the Ropes place on Warwick avenue
Friday.
The annual meeting of the Mortified
Tennis club will be held Tuesday even
ing. March +.
Miss Hazel Brooks OF Brattlcboro
was a weekend guest of Mr. and Mrs.
+. F. Howard.
A. NJ Soandt has returned to North
field from Lowell and Lynn, where he
has taught manual training
The personal property Of the late
Thomas Quinlan will be sold by auction
Friday. Feb. %, al o clock.
Mrs. A. l. Newton will give Fiv,
Hundred party Tuesday evening fol
the benefit of the Tennis club.
The second ensemble recital will be
given at Russell Sage chapel the afte-
noon of Thursday, Feb. -. The publ,
is invited.
Thursday, Feb. %, Washington ;.
birthday, will be observed as q holi
| day in all public schools, and all store!
viii be closed.
Rev. Charles J.. Goodeil, d. D., Of ST
! Paul S Methodist church of New Yorl
! city, preached in Mount Hermon AN,
! Mortified seminary Sunday.
The Sons of Veterans and Auxliiar,
will hold a joint celebration of tn
birthdays of Lincoln and Washington
next Wednesday evening in Sons 0
Veterans hall. Prof. F. L. Duley an
DR.. A. \. Thompson will speak. TIL
public is invited.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

Muriel-'' Gladys says she has seen
only Is summers Ethel Yes; you
know She was born near sighted, -
| Judge.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
FLORENCE TRENpElL

Teacher Of Ballroom Dancing.
Private and Groups Afternoons and EvenipS
8 Cottage Street Phone 442-M
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
RED CROSS ASKS RECRUITS.

Patriotic Appeal Made for 100000
More Members.
WASHINGTON, Feb. 20. Asking
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
[ UNDERTAKING
UNDERTAKING
Moran & Rohde

Embalmers and Funeral Directors
Phone S54-W. 81 Main st., Brattleboro
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
List of Fire Calls.

The East Northfeld fire company has
issued the following calls: one long,
emergency; two long, seminary cam
pus; three long. barns and Birman
road; four long, Hotel Northfield; five
long, Highland avenue; one long, two
short, Main street East Northtield; one
long, three short, Northfeld; two short
one long, West Northfeld. The whistle
will sound every Saturday at -
clock noon. In ease of fire one should
notify central telephone office.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.


HOTEL A. j. MoNAT. Mortified. Mass. Tel.
p-. European and American plan. Livery
aud auto Service. Dairy lunch al oil hours.
O. r. ALDRICH, NJ. D. Hours; 1890 to
2,3u, Z % :. once phone. lG5W: house,
lG5.k. NraY work specially.
G. R. ANDERSON, Surgeon and Physician
surgery speciality. Ofbce and residence,
Brooks House, l2s Main 81. Hours: until 10
.. M; ] % 100, aud 10 y. m. Phone gao.
DIR. GRACE W BURNETT, Physician and
surgeon. Market block, Elliot St once
hours: $50 to $50 "a. m. $50 to = so, and
q % y. u Ieephouc. 14i w.
DIR. H. p. GREENE. Physician and Surgeon
Ottct, Bank block. Hours. $50 TO 10 a. m,
! 90 y, and 60 p. m. Residence. So Green
81. Telephone connection.
DIR. C. y. HUNTER. Once At residence.
West bfattle5aro. Hours. 3 70 y a. ~; i 70
= nnI L-LN ~ = u. ~. Lg..pnone. - -.
W. II. LANE M. D. III Main ST. over
Perry store Hours. ! 90 9, and 70 J..
IN. sundays by appointment. Phone, 7Sg-W.
kesldcncc Eclmont Ave. Phone. Is9.R.
DR., L. r. LYNCH, Surgeon. Once, Park
Bldg, rooms, 1 and y telephone. $40. Ohce
hours until ? o. m, 2 90 ., and TO y. m.
Melrose hospital. telephone 2u1 to 10 A. IN.
Residence. t4t Canal S.. telephone. III.
sundays by appointment only.
DIR. A. 1. MILLER Hooker block. Brattle-
1oro, Oaice hours. s 70 =. ] % 2. 6.30 70 8.
". Il. MOVES M. D., Eye. Ear, Nose and
Throat. 70 ~, 20 8, wednesday and
Saturday evenings Other hours and sundays
BY appointment. Appointments for glasses 1T
tincs made by mail or phone American Bldg
&. 4. TRACY. NJ. d. Office and residence,
2lt Main 81. Hours: 3 10 $50 a. m. / 20 3
and % $50 .. IN. Tel. 256
Dr.. HENRY TUCKER Residence i2 Grove
ST.. telephone, 25s. OGlce. Leonard block.
Hours. 1870 TO Q, aud 10 8. Telephone.
29.W
DR. II. L. WATERMAN. Onice. Abbott's Bldg.
Elliot 81. Hrs: 1903, G.3O.s Tel. 42W.
DIR G. G.. WHEELER. osteopa.hic Physician
10 Crosby block Office hours: 10 20 IL a. m.
20 %. N. Other hours by appointment.
Telephone connections. Chestnut Hill.
DR.. b. +. WHITE. Physician and Surgeon,
Croshy BloetE IcL. Res, zlfi once, 5l-ll.
JORDAN & SON. optomotrists. j Elliot St
Specialists In the correction Of defective vi
sion. Examination. 70 IL =. IA, 100 10 y
a. your convenience Tel. 609.
JOHN L. GALE Attorney a. Law. Guilford
VT Telephone 302.W
fIAsKINs scHwENK. Attorneys ant
Couuscllors at Law. Brattleboro. VT.
FRANK Z. BARBER, Attorney at Law
Room z, Crosby block, Brattleboro
ROBERT C. BACON, Attorney at Law
Wilder Building Brattleboro.
o. E. HUGHES. Lawyer. Telephone. 739.w
JAMES Z. HELYAR, Surveyor and Contract
ing Engineer. TEL. 500 w.
BARRoWs & Co. wholesale and Retail
Dealers IN Goals OF all kinds. Office. 81 Mai
81 Brotleboru
BOND q SON. Exclusive undertaking. Az
tomobi.e service. Tel 264.W.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

DR.. II. p. GREENE. Physician and Surgeon.
once Bank block. Hours $50 10 10 a. m,
I 90 q, and e. 3 p IN. Residence. IS Green
g.. Telephone connection.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

DIR. GRACE W. BURNETT. Physician and
Surgeon. Market block, Elliot ST. Ohice
hours: $50 TO $50 a. m. $50 to 80. and
z t0 Z y. u. Telephone. 74i ".
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

DIR. c. y. HUNTER. Office az residence.
West bfHttlg5uro. uours. s 10 . a. ~; ! 70
and b.Iu e. p, IN. Telephone. as
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

Perry store, Hours: I 90 3, and TO Z j..
a. sundays by appointment. Phone. 7s9W.
NeAIhrmrn. q EnLmnMt ave. ,Phone. IsI-R
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

G.. r. ANDERSON Surgeon and Physician.
surgery q specially. Office and residence.
Brooks House l2s Main st. Hours: until 10
q M, ] 70 ESQ and 5 20 : y. m. Phone gao. .
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

HOTEL A. J. MoNAT. NorthGeld Mass. Tel.
pS. European and American plan. Livery
aud auto Service. Dairy lunch at oil hours.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

O. r. ALDRICH. NJ. D. Hours: 1890 10
$50, to :. once phone. lG5W: house,
IGOR. NraY work a speciality.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-02-20

bUNU 5UN' LNCIuBivo undertakInR. Au
toutobi,e service. Tel 264-W.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
LITTLE INTERVIEWS
TOM MERLE: Has it slipped y

TOM MERLE: Has it slipped your
mind already?
1t was bat a bit ago, that the liberty
loving people made a right good 10y.
al show, when they went down in
their pockets, in a way most really
rash (the poor man we'll as rich one) =,
and dug up ready cash, to help our
UuCle Sammy, of whom we all are
fond, and for the loan he gave US
government gilt-edged bond He's
going to use the money, convincing
Kaiser Bill, that it is wrong and cow
ardly to ruthless STAY and kill, and
sink some neutral vessels, or one with
Red Cross flag; or drop a bomb on
children, and then about it brag. Our
Uncle has a Joliet that sure will keep
him busy: but when he's through with
Kaiser Bill, why, Bill will look quite
dizzy. And We can't help remarking,
it's shaky year for thrones: and
ere this war is over, twill shake up
more dry bones. There's going to be
a reckoning, and kingdom new will
rise embracing all that's earthly, and
reaching to the skies. And DER this
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
KAISER BILL AND THE DEVIL

When Kaiser Bill arrived in hell
The devil welcomed him with well.
You surely ought to fell to hum
N this old PandemOnium.
It's given me such cause for mirth
To see the hell you've raised on earth
YOU methods were so new and fright
fUl
They struck me as quite too delight
I've felt like playing second fiddle,
Just toasting folks upon the griddle
This hell Of mine is out Of date;
You've made me see it's second rate,
I'm tempted to resign and let you
Take my job. You'd make, III bet
you,
\ vastly more efficient devil
Than !. with greater range Of evil.
feel We are old friends. Your prayers,
Though misaddressed, have come
downstairs.
I've answered some, but really, kaiser,
Where devilment's concerned, you're
wiser
Than l can claim to be. Your knack
for novelties in horrors puts me
back
So far, | feel myself outclassed,
Comedy, extinct, a relic of the past.
| do not flatter you. For where
In history can any one compare
With you as sorry-maker for man.
kind?
The grOans of dying men; the blind
Whose sight you took away; the tears
OF countless women tit appears
That making war on children was with
you
A notion quite original and new)-
These things all testify your great
ness; but to me
Your most amazing talent is hypoc-
risy.
I used to think that I could lie a few.
But in this line l yield the palm to
you
I've made of this a fairly horrid hell,
But you could run it fully twice as
we'll
If loath to take my place, then share
my throne.
Now you are here, would not reign
alone"
RENE BACHE.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
Patriotism And Criticism

Puling anger dYr,r'd d-...I.>t th" governor "i
the crrit"Iy not even i I""r UnI;"l"n "t IHttrI"
ism. To >I"nd tina" discussing i. j. on the same
order stopping. Will" OF 4 hu>lnr "rrand' l'
watch dog fight and argu" over III" S'r'Inm;g"
The patriotic purpose Of our fellow citizens II
determined lN The consistent work the. Il" III the
interest Of their country, their UuN"tShnrsS and
their common ia weighing til" motives Of men
in puhIir Ifs, >.INI,, for Ilr r"nuf!, j. me- found
iii calling urlur>
If this were a season when the best Judgment OF
the country Indicated that petty pickering had
community value. il j. possible that citizen enemies
could find extracts from tn" speeches of national
officers delivered previous to declaration Of war
that might bc warped into Variety Of friendships
for the now alien enemy.
but the Big Of ~" country. Of This territory
and of this civ are not wasting t-eir time in the
nasty. peevish, dog fights of personal and fractional
politics. There is other business to do. The bust
LcSs of the nation calls men to broader service
and to a unity Of action that disrcsards even par
tizanship. and certainly small personalities.
1t is true that tho feeling is steadily growing in
Honolulu that the authorities not vigorous as
they should be in dealing with alien enemies. and
also with enemies of the hyphenatcd brand who
greedily accept all the protection given them h..
their citizenship.
But this sentiment in favor of closing down on
the enemy will never I've made effective by calling
one another the officials unpleasant names and
making faces Honolulu has gained very uu-
savory reputation with national officials through its
handling of ordinary political activities. 1t can
accomplish nothing worth while, and the faction
breeders can furnish no aid in the present crisis by
continuing the old methods. II this should be done
during the war period the petty faction breeders
would find themselves the first objects of attention
when the Disguised community stirred to the point
OF action might find vigorous vigilance necessary.
The best way to be patriotic these days is for
each individual to do his obvious duty. devoting
less time to the criticism of his fellows. If he knows
of reasonable action on the part Of anyone, it is
his duty to report the facts to the authorities and
keep his own mouth shut. If the local authorities
do not take action within a reasonable period their
failure will be taken of by the loyal men watch
ing the situation in Hawaii
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
"Mar of Reconstruction"

In an article based on the Berlin cabinet changes
and the attendant sop of democracy thrown at tile
German people, contributed by James Morgan to
the Boston Sunday Globe, the history of great
REVOLUTIONS including the American and French
Ii graphically sketched. Containing several thou
sand words, the article cannot be even summarized
here, but its conclusion tersely sums mp the
main issue of the world conflict that it makes a
splendid reply to the propositions just enunciated
by the Pope. Mr. Morgan's central idea is that
the kaiser is fighting for his but he holds that
events have long since eliminated the HOhenzCllern
autocrat party with whom to TIRE at in the final
accounting. Here are his concluding remarks:
II the German nation would peace let it stretch
forth the hand Of fellowship in pledge Of union and
the war will be over in a day. For in that instant
the German democracy will become our ally. but
cannot clasp the mailed fist of the kaiser the
free
Abraham Lincoln said that II the South would only
write Union at the top Of sheet of paper it could
write under II whatever terms of peace it wished.
Once Germany has written the word democracy, the
rest will be easy.
With new Russia and the new world in it. this is
really new The old a Of destruc-
tion. destroying an old order. The is q war
OF reconstruction, building up order
Neither democratic Russia nor distant America is a
party to the quarrels Of the past Both have reuc-
family been drawn into the conflict only stop it
and TO win a lasting peace.
When the dying Pitt heard the of Austen
litz, he said with a sigh Roll up that map of Eu-
rope; 1t will not be needed again these 100 years.
Since America and revolutionary Russia have entered
arc not fighting to draw any lines on it with
the sword
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
Le3egt}k|4NEK I ''!!ll!!!y

Mrs. Elgtn's statement that the X: :
caUIe TO WORK at )" 4 ii. and con-
tnUp! until 81 p IL. : untrue
AGelina came TO the pantry 10 make
luncheon sandwiches ;Or bOardeTs al
from - 10 50 a III, and Cele>tlna
seldom appeared in the breakfast room
untN O'Clock or later Celestlna :
GutiAs as dining room waitress OCCu
pied hev only during meals. and the
dining rooN is general! closed at
IS" p. II Ate!tna was cham herr, aid
and assistant in the dining rOom n
rush IL the afternoon they occasion
all" =; ned. principally their OWC
."ave, The laundry a. 1 p III and had
from that time until dinner TO thrM.-
selves After dinner about : clock
they we're occasionally taken for
ride in the automobile or went TO the
J:.OVInZ pictures. as the! pleased. Con
SiGcrlug that | employ about u serN
ants 10 handle MY small establish
ment, il does not appear that any are
on erWorked
II was my wish, and also the desire
of their father, whose prison term eX-
pires in 1919. that they would have
enough money saved TO start afrtsh
in some other country, and had thev
remained with me until that time
should have $1,000 or more in the bank
fOr that purpose. Outside the care
given ;hese girls by frequent trips in
my automobile, they were permitted
10 go 20 the moving pictures weekly.
or oftener if they wished, but only
Hith myself or another equally compe,
tent chaperon. The appearance OF
the girls when taken from my home
is a complete refutation of the state.
m'nt OF ill-treatment or OverWo rk al
legged by Mrs. Elgin in the Star Bulle-
tin article
MRS. FRED WHITNEY.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22
OUR IRISH KAISER

When the VA IS over ladies',
Just take a tip from me,
There Will I've no German submarines
A diving through the sea.
For in the Fatherland is Kaiser 3.N,
The guy we'd like TO lick,
And We'll have a brand new kaiser
And the same will be a mick.
We will change the song Der Yacht
Am RheiD,'
Into an Irish reel,
And make the Deutschlands dance it..
If so inclined We feel
Sure in every German parkway,
You'll find a sweet colleen.
And the fields of waving sauerkraut
Wen plant with shamroCks green
No liverWurst or sausage.
When the DutChman drinks his
suds,
But he'll get corned beef and cab
bage,
And good old Irish spuds.
world wide kingdom-a land Of lib
rule a mighty monarch, his
name Humanity.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-08-22

The heathen's guns and gas bombs,
Wen throw them all away.
AHd make them use Shillalahs,
Or brilAs Of Irish clay
They Il wear no IRON Crosses,
Sure It's shamriCks they'll wear,
When We pat an Irish kaiser,
In til" palace over there.
BY J. NJ. SHELLMAN,
Supply Sergeant to Co. l..
st Infantry. Schofield Barracks.