The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1917-04-24
AWONDERFUI.
DISCOVERY
By M. QUAD
Copyright. 1916. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.


Of nv wonderful medical remedies
Those remedies had proved so wonder.
mi in curing all ailments that tho
druggists found their customers turning
from them. A combination was formed
against me. with millions of dollars
hack Of 1t, and threats were made thar
would be a bankrupt in six months
am now going for the druggists
IN turn. and | have brought forth Il
wonderful remedy that will shut the
doors on many of them. | have com.
bined my twenty-one remedies in the
share Of a porous plaster. and that
plaster is going to revolutionize the
world.
The name. Browns Paradise Porous
Plaster. is printed on in red ink. and
no one who can read can be deceived
by an envious druggist The plasters
are fringed all around by n strip of
calfskin SO that falling over u fence or
from the roof of barn cannot Gisludge
or damage them. In putting them on
The help of another person is required
The back should first be rubbed with
|hot vinegar and red pepper. When the
flesh begins TO smart and raise YOU on
vour toes the plaster should be capped
op. Great care should be taken that no
needles pins or carpet tacks should get
mixed in. When the plaster is on, rub
|it over with rolling pin. This takes
about two minutes, and after it is fin
ished that plaster will stick by you for
|the rest Of your life. If you live fifty
hears you will never want another. As
10 what my porous plaster will do |
shall not make any boasts, but | will
modeStly say;
That 1t will cure sore throat in two
seconds,
1t will remove corn while you are
Throwing a chair at the cat.
II will cure rheumatism while YOU
are trading jackknives with a tin ped
hler
Ii will knock stiff knee sitter than
poker while you are walking forty
rods to the nearest saloon.
II will cure consumption unless both
lungs are gone and your ribs are all
eayed in.
1t will prevent pneumonia and disa
point the doctors.
In my claims of what my porous
plaster will do l have confined myself
exclusively to human beings. ! had not
fried II on animal life when gentle
man named Eben Jehoshaphat Jones of
(he state of Kansas wrote to me that
be owned horse twenty seven years
bld that had been blind and deaf for
he last seven years The horse was
- deaf that he couldn't hear thun-
1erstorm and so blind that 1t was
common thing for him to knock tho
aoors off the barn about five times
week. The horse had not been put out
bf the way because he was the favor
lie mount OF Eben's first. second and
third wives and he was keeping him
olive out Of sentiment. He read of my
Paradise Porous Plasters. and he
bought two and tried them on the
horse His color was that of dish
(ag but in one week 1t had changed
10 bright bay. The sight came back
% his eyes, his deafness vanished, and
p less than month he won a race
md purse of $50 with it. The plas-
ers, which will never come of, give
he animal a unique appearance and
PHI serve as blankets in the winter.
have testimonials to show that with
, an hour after the plaster has been
lppHed the wearer feels a mixture or
Energy and ambition thrilling all
through her or him. He or she wants
do great things. They cannot sit
till, but must be al work. Many OF
hem have to be tied in their chairs
png enough to eat dinner.
A man in Iowa writes me that he
Fas SO lazy that 1t nearly killed him
hen he had to rock the cradle of his
bfant for half an hour at time.
Within week after wearing my plas-
fr he split 500 rails in one day ana
hen came home and licked man
Fholn he had had grudge against for
~ gtulS.
A woman in Michigan who hadn [
ad energy enough to sweep the floor
clean out the coffeepot for a long
lumber Of years put on one of these
Iasters to cure coming deafness. II
ot only knocked the deafness galley
est. but infused such energy into her
nat In one day she used the broom up
lear TO the handle and secured the
oneepot so vigorously that nothing
as left but the spout when she got
hrough.
could produce thousands more OF
lch testimonials, but 1t seems useless
ry one porous plaster in a commu-
ty and all will believe. The drug
SITS will tell you that it is a fraud.
lt ray no attention to what they say.
costs you only % cents to find OUT
neither l am telling you the truth or
anting to sell you a fraud.
Just now ! am arranging to snip
"p.O00 porous plasters to the south
states. where the razor bacRed
PCS roam In countless numbers. They