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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16

bpor Gnfrat % 9terts itremmer.
Sor FEM &uiinoe Mar ii6en gjorbe
Gnropeerne ligeleoes Sorlgg paa al
fornme | 8eii00elie al 6e gnn1le @
lterlanoe mel1 Miiaterne BRET
bent tilbage - 6rep Dem nelt ter ql-
tbs tilba9e / 6e &rige, font bar fun
bet Steo M%artultnbe efter Martu=
fin6e.
Berliife &are, ronnerife 2egioner t,
gr9lfe 5o1ooter bar Gong paa
@ang biemipgt 8ag0a6 og 0meg IL
- % 111 bojer 11nion Sacf ODER
@pentprItooen / 5te1et for &olp=
moanebonneret.
&bem buffer life Bogoa6 fra
u3uiinoe 90 Ell Mat"l &pem buffer
life fin fantaitiife .@olif, &orun=al,
Goicbi6, ser %form1mmet 6ulgtte fig
% fin @aroigbe6 / @aoernes @rim=
mel og 1fjenot gift paa golonte g.
pentDr mellem Wfo1feerne og 8a5a,
rernel
Canine &arun bor npppe NOT,
gjort fig fortjent til lit Gilnobn, al
&aicbio (oen r%etferoige). Det er eff
lepe Su1rore6e Mar, iibe11 BEN gbile
% pragtelifen6e &alif opbe. Meen
cnorlt leber &Dgtet pn1 bnns 1traa
lenoe &of Dans 9g6elmooigbe6,
bans Moo % Eapperbe0. Dog
&iitorien bar. me6 fine forifenoe
Ni1fingre giort BET al me6 5agnez
neg Serligbe6 % bar n%barmbjertigt
ofilsret ben bergmteite af a1le Sag
oaoS &alifer iom Ell berifeipg, magt
Fer, iambittigbeoslps 5fnrf, Der
iffe beg of geien for at l1orpooe
fit egen 5lngt, ba Ben lto0 ba1n'
i @eien; bans itorilaaeoe 5fatte
.iamle6es beo ubp6erlige Srern=
gongsmaaoer, 2pfter og goer re-
ipeftereoe ban aIorig, og Gang poo
Gang fom ban ] aonflift meo ben
.bellige Mlforans Sorffrifter.
sic troniit gloria ~
Oct e. 50 fife iort at tanfe, at
Oct orabiife aaliotg iarbebroeeoe
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
BuDhah.
Sort Gfilbring al Sen al Gnelen=
berne erpbrebe piterlanbife 8D.

Sen brittle General Mfuu0e bar
/ De 1io1te Sage gjennem 9torm og
bpirplen6e San6flugt fprt fine Erop-
per fre1n moo ben elDgamle @benz
tprlto6, 8ag6a6.
5torbritonniens ieirrige 8anner
paier ODER Sc @gne, bbor 5ognet
melber, at Gibili1otionenS &ugge
epngeoe - og SonmD Mtfins 6an-
berer Sen pe0 gufrot og Sigris /
Sc ielpiomme G9tte, bbor 0lotioen5
f%qntoltiif lfjenne Babylon ltraale6e
/ al Morgenlanoets ~blGnoe116e
&er1igbeo.
@olger 0onifes giterlan0sia ng
-iaole0es iom Sngemom bor fire
bet Sen - rinoer Ell / Sn:
9lterlioe, 9lterli6e!
9et Dar bore Drgmmes 2al1D,
naar hi req pe0 @jergets SIDE,
11oar III 1arrg be6 &apets @ono -
21terlibe! Riterltbe!
flang set ODER @jerg og straro.
Sore Drgmmes 2a16 - jol Dg
miot / oct 1igger 8ag6o6, Sreoens
@ta0, iom 6ens Gillegsnopn, Do=
rnsiolem, betpber!
@usiere og 8ritter former frem,
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16

|Si1torie beo Sorun-ol-Naiebios DgD
inotraaDte | ell Ne0gangsperiobe.
Maen eno1u filloes bans Genial
inbeS, ben fignne 3obeioas, GRAB
mple inbenfor BagoaDS Mure
og 5agnel1e ON Be to er forepigeoe
II 9ltcr!anoets 2itteratlr> i Better
Elan0ets Muiif.
8agoa6 ligger paa gigriSflooens
pltlige 8reo, % ben bar benpe0
100000 Snobpggere. Sor naiten
tolp Sunore6e Mar iiben bleb De1
giort til Neiioensltab i &alifatet
@aeoao, Ser M er ct tprfilf gi1-.
laDet.
s fin @lqnsperio0e bobbe oen11e
So ODER to Millioner Sn6bpggere,
% Sen bleb ct Centrum for Doti-
6enS 8i0enlfab - nopnltg for Me=
6ictn og Semi.
Men i 1853 blep Bpen til Dels
poelagt al Eprferne, og oa Conner
Ian / 5pi6ien for fine mo11golife
@or0er berge6e get babe europa
og bele 2illeoiien / 1401, par Bag
oaoS Sfebne beleglet.
S,be felgen6e balptre6ie Sun6re=
Sc Mor bebblep 8pen at bnre ct
5tri0ens 9gble mellem Nerierne %
Iprfferne, inotil SEN 1888 blep err
obret al Sen tprfiife 5a1ltan, til
bpis &iger og 2a110e 6en liben bar
bgrt.
Men tro6s @rige1ls 90elegge1ier
og trooS 0en frpgteliee 8eit % o.
neribpmmell / 1881 ct 8ag6a6 6og
fremoeles cit @to6 me6 @bentDr=
CLANS oDer fig, % Solet blinfer
poa &un6re0e Moifeers Eaorne,
Menneifene ferries iorglgie blanot
Sc mange 8a5orer og 8o6er, bbor
ser tilbirfeS og lelges ltribe0e, far
berige Enpper .og mellem 6e
mangfol6ige icbiitiife @eleengrope
goar fromme og tnnflomme Mpn6
og 6rgmmer ON 8ag6a6s 6prti6,
ont &arunzal= &oicbio, om 3obeioa,
ON ct epigt 2ib blan6t fagre &o11=
zig.
&pa6 gjer set iao, at Union Sacf
baier paa Sc forfol0ne 6eltnings=
ll1l1re?
8ag6o6s @orgere er Sato1iiter::
&bao Ser ifol tie, 1fer: SO Be er
nnBneoe me6 tppiif piterlan0f Sleg=
og Neiignotionseb11e1 me6 Drpm=
me ont en- g61el, ipln0en Sis, me6
&oab ON ct fomn1en0e 2ib / @lebe
og 5fjgnbeo, iom al6rig 6pr.
&Dorfor iaa %iitentr11e De ro1ner-
tie 2egioners @arifrig: Sc Sc. ober=
b11n6ne!
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
6karp Knn1mpntar.
Such n2ofalan5eieer" tiger ont
@ilipns Snbietteliestale.

S Mnlebni11g al SEN Sole, 8re=
1i0ent 8il1on boot 6en 5. Marts,
0a ban blep %gjeninolat iom Sc 6or=
ene6e 5taters' Brniioent, lfrioer Set
toneangiben6e tpife 81d6, ~2ofol=
o}r5eiger", / Splge t%elegrofiif &efe-
rat, b. a.:
uGoo ben lelplamme Dag for 100
Mor iioerL 81 7SSomes Monroe bleD
inolot lom Grqltbent, lto0 bans
Gfterfglger, Breiioent 8illon, for
at 8opitoliet / 8aibi1rgton og ipn-
hcrrcp Mpnroeooftril1en ben,
lom / ct Marbnnoreoe bar peret
set mel frenltrG0en0e 96frment /
Mmerifns l1beurigspolifif. Sen
merfeligt tili1pre6e 8eltalenbeo,
bDori bon in0bDlle0e fine 5ple.icr,
fan fife fortplfes poa l1ogel1 on0en
Waobe.
@cle 5olen e. intet on6et ems ct
argument, Ser 1fal ItGtte 8r9lt0ent
Bilions Soribg poa at ,forn1aa
8er6e1 til at antoge Sc. Seorier,
lom Ell f90t / bans egen Sierne
mes Senblif Daa at fDntrpIlere set
1jcnltbige Sprbpl0 mellem Sc Sor=
cnaoe Slater % ben gamle Geroer.
S oe11l1e 9@rgierrigbeb, Ser grG11=
fer til Storbeosbonpib, afileres til
Dels eli 8eltrnbelie, Ser, @ub bore.
1obet, ltaor / ontDenot Sorbolo til
ocn fpliife Magt, ban %6isponerer
ppcr, % iom er t1p0pen6ig for bonn,
ont ban ifol ful1rte g%je1tnemfere lit
Dette CT inriolertib fife 6en met
oprprcnee SIDE al Salen: S bper
eneite al oers 5pt1inger fre1nifin=
ucr peo @jelp al peobolbenoe nrig=
tige grflnringer, Sorbr911gning og
Eilbogcbol6elien of faftiife aenos-
gcrringer Nr,rfioentenS 2plt til at
opItille Zig 1om Sreosmagler oper
for belle 8er6en - nejagtigt ion
me 9jeblif, ba ban ltoen @r1no
trl,cr mcb at gribe til 8oabe1, og
bragg 2on6et meb i &rige11. Dette
til 3ro6s. for, at BON er aniparlig
for &rigcns Sorl9ngelie poo @r1nO
al fiji enge!!f-benlige Sploning, fin
ioofa16te N%entralitet % fine mange
lln6labcliesiDnber.
Mlbrig fgr er &apitoliet / 8aib=1
blepet mere forlmeoeltgt
paneret al cit Caller etlo Deo benne
S alle iiae SGtninger
ban fit &raD ON at blipe
regnct blanbt De retfqr0iglte %
met erefare al ale b6oelige
meoeng bbert Orb i @irfeligbeoen
piier, at ban er ben uretfproigite
% ltbeoerliglte Ma,1o, Ser noger
bar Daret en- itor Stats Sc
Ser. |
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
@albeitem pa @nl6er. Seq

BalDe1ten Dg BDlDer. rSeg3 bnr
bobt troplt / nogen Gio," friper
&r. S. $. Sano fra @ull Safe,
Saif., ~bporfor ieg baober, at Sc
unoifpl6er mig for life at babe fire
bet ti0ligere. Sr1t 6. Micletti les
|of @aloeteu og 2egerne t%ilroaoe0e
e1l pjebliffelig Speratio1I s 5teoet
for at fplge bette &aa6, tog bun
&urifo. Otter at bape taget 0enne
Meoicin / to Tiger, fortalte blt11
mig, at SEN bubbe opergoaet alle
ben0es Gorbentntnger. gu ct bun
rulf."-
>uSSeg, bar plaget al 8pl6er og
leo uiigelig Bine. 80 2eger gap
mig op, efter at 0e boDbe bebano=
let mig / to Maaneoer. 80 5ldifer
&urifo gefriebe mig fra mine ST.
6elier. Det bur / 1905. Seq bar al
orig ii6en baret ploget al 8Dl6er.
Seq fan anbefale bette 2egemiooel
til ol1e 2tbe1t6e."
@r set life rimeligt at tpnfe iig,
at en- Meoicin, iom fre1nbringer.
gjennemgribe110e, %belbrebettoe Sc
inltater, maa ltaa oper BET almin=
oeltge2 ST lite ct iaa0ant &r9parot
EN- 8rgpe bpr6, 1aar alt fer m!srft
og neoilaaett6e u62 l1lig a110re See
oiciner CT 81. &eters &1trifo fife
til at foa paa Mpotefer. Specielle
Mgenter foriDner Soft oermeo oi-
refte fra 2aboratortet. &biS De iffe
fie16er 11ogen Mgent og CT intereS=
ferret, ifrib til Dr. &eter Sabrnep
& Cons 60, 1875 go. Sopne
Mpe., Gbicago, ST..
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16

Sg lloor ban flyer at intet fau
un6re bans 5o1nfer elIer Sci lutnin=
ger, nil Millioner 5temmer lfrige
til. bo1n fra 0e1u1e SIDE at Mtlan=
ten: ~SS11gen Srulel ON armereoe
sfibe, ingen &rigserflering bill be-
Dirfe, at Ri l1ogen 5iar6e gjenaab=
ner bore ofperreoe 6orbon6e for
omerifonif 5fibsfort!"
u2ofala115eiger"s &omn1entor er
pel life tppiif for tpif Dpfattelfe at
Sc 5oreheoe 5taters Breii0ent; -
men Ben Omitqnoigbeo, at iaa ben=
iptslpie lotaleller fan fremfomme
/ ct al 2anoets %betpneligite 8laoe
noen at bliDe forbu0t al genlurelr.
giDer 5tof til gftertanfe r. og fo=.
iter ct eien6onn1eligt 5trejflps pper.
6e Sonfer, mo / pis1e &reoie /
gerlin nprer ng 6r9fter ongaoenbe
Mmerifas 8er0enSmisiton 1om oftin
5reosforfemper. :
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zepprltn.
Oct itprbare 2nftifibs; Gpfinber
afgaaet beb Dgben.

on Mmlterbam=Depe til g}eu=
ters 8ureal1 meb0eler, at @rep Ser
binauo zeppelin gorsbaq lio1te uqe
afaif pco Dgoeu i gborlottenburg,
tet peb Berlin. On 2unqebetpnoel=
ie. bopoe anqrebet sen 8O-aorige
Mono.
8ebpelin, Ser tilbprte Ell qommel,
.Frio @Ipot. fe6tes ! .!@onitona i Boz
Sen 1888. Com una officer 0eltog
hon i 1901 / Se1ttoget moo
Tro1friq GA hopbe til1pnela6en6e en-
glorpproiq militnr- 2ebebane for
fla.
Mllere6e / 1863 par .bun blebet
lenot til Mmerifa iom obierberenoe
Officer / SEN amerifanife 8orger-
frig, % ga ban en- Sag opbol6t Jig
peb Sort Snelling, Meimaeioto, falbt
bet / bans SOB at f0retage fin fgr-
lte Opitigning meo Ell 2nftballon.
Otter it1 @ie1nfotn1t til 5plfla11o
begpn6te ban at efSperimel1tere !
Sen Seniigt at fremltllle 2u1tfor-
tgier, iom fl1aoe itpres at &or, %
lon lite bot ofb9ng19e at T1no %
gelr.
@1e1tnem ct !ongt % %1llo1on1t S'o
1'aaeoe ban 1on1 gor1n1el Nfano 1oo
D1of; at ban tunoe oplenoe ut tprlte
ltDrbare Suttlt1b. Nte1 Song paa
Sang bor 5t1gbnen bam 1moo, og
oct enc ltolte S11ftltlb efter oct att
oct blen poelagt | ntoruo1ete 5torz
ME.
Ofte fit ba1l 6og Gegn paa, at
hoooe &eileren og ben tplfe Notipn
mes oftip @elpilje % Snteresie
fulgte bans Mrbej0e, % 6u ban Dnpz
SC til1qt bele fin 8ripotformue, in6=
1omle6e bans 2an6smq116 1tore 8e1l=
geiummer til bon1, bporpeo bon lat
teS / Sta11o til at fortiette fine
Sorigg.
S 1908 forbobie6e BON en- tpip-
1enoe Samtio peo at FIRE tit 90
nDefte &9mpefortpj (n9l item 500
SOB lqngf) poo en- 900 Ofils &ej1e
gjennem 2lften - % fe1n>lefS Mar
1cnere foretog ban Ell 2nttrej1e ira
&omborg til &jpbenbapn % tilbage
til Samborg lar1me Sag.
Var 3eppe!tin allere0e 0a 11oget
q en- Acknowledged, blep bon oct
enonn mere, oo Str19en noDrpp, og
man f9lteoe lrottel1g 21lltD I'll, at
e119lonp funoe belelres at ba1ts
ar1ft1f1be.
Som bef1enot lbareoe Nelultater=
VIC lite til Sorbentni11gerne: Gal1lfe
pilt bar ltore 3eppelin-@ifaorer
9lemlpgt e1tgellfe Bper Song paa
Ga119; men 1logen 1trotegiif 8etpo-
n111g 1T o1s1e Ha551der 1tfe> og llge
Tor. 11oen ter oct no, 1o11 om Den
tplfe &rigSleoelle filler Jig li6t
lteptilf oberfor De 11bDre 211ftfor=
tgjerS praftilfe Acknowledged.
Ser er 0erimoo inge1 IpipI ON,
at Sc / en- life fjern Srernti6 pil
faa u%beregnelig 8etponing for boa=
81 &aslager-, @olt= ga 6roqttrofi<
fen.
@reb 3eppeltn bopoe bel eqentlia
ol6rtu tn1,ft fla, at hons Opfi1,0cl=
Re iflloe onpen6es til Operfolb poo
Dnrgelple @piu6er ga 8grn: san.
lelp bor iuqe11 b%loDtgritia ga or1111,
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
$y9 III
At drbejde.
Mango Kvinder i denne Tilstand til
bagegives Helbredet we'd Brug af
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
overbevisende Bekraeftelse al disse Kjendsgierninger

Ridgway, Penn. = 'Jeg led at Kvindesygdomme,
med Smerter i Ryg og Siden syv Maaneder saa
jeg kunde like gjdre noget Arbejde. Blew behand-
let at tire forskellige Lager og var blevet utaalmo-
dig, da min Svigerinde fortalte hvorledes Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound havde hjulpet hen
de-. Besluttede at prove Diet, og Diet ~tilbagegav NIT
ket like er saa lidet, da >jeg har en- ire Aar gam
mel Dreng:" - Mrs. O. N. Rhnes, Ridgway,
Penn.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
sorgens eg D6dens Aar over hele verden,

warner,sWhit Wine and Tar Syrup bur
de findes iethvert Hem. Den vidunder-
lige Halls OF L1n n sslees over
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16
(IIl|IlIslMWIIINI
Mrs. Lindsey holder nu Hus for syv

Tennine, Ga. - "Jeg enker at fortelle Dem, hvor meget jeg er
blevet hjulpet at Lydia. E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound. Omuent
for oe Aar sden blew jeg saa sg, at Diet ar mig umulgt at holde
Illus for Famliens tire Prisoner. Led af Slpvhed, Trethed, Svimmel-
he'd, kolde Fodder og Handler omtrent hee Tiden og kunde nesten
aldrig sove. Legen sagde, jg havde en- alvorlig Svulstideke, og udem
en- Operation Wide jg alid bive Invalid; men fortate ham, at jeg
Wide vente en- Stund. Vor Apotheker raadede min Mand til at faa
Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound, og dt har kureret mig fud-
sendgt. NJ holder jg Hus for syv og arbejder tllige Haven.
Jeg er taknemig fordi jeg fix denne Medcin. Fper 0 ON Diet hr
fdst NIT Lv og anbefaler den tlandre, som derived er blevet hju-
pet" = Mrs. ". E. Lindsey, R. R. 3, Tennile, Ga.
Hus De 9nsker sbeGeAe Raad, skriv til Lydia E. Pnkham Medi-
cine Co. Il Fortolghed) Lynn, Mass. Deres Breeze vI 6hye aabnet.
lest og beuaret at en- Kuinde og hoM streng FortroHghed.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1917-03-16

uMa, 6refenl Sc bar iadoon en-
benribenoe &iriebarnnno % jeg er
!ioenifabelig gegeterionerl"
uDu giccolo, booo e. set meo
Dig2 Dit bgjre Ore er 10 lengere
elb set 'nenltrel"
.Sa, Dperfelneren ct feitbaat-
set.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-05-26

In Lawrence I.am's last letter tc
his mother he assures her that the
Marine corps is a fine branch Of ser
vice. He is having a fine time, some
thing doing every minute. He feels
that the navy training is excellent
and he has found lot Of good, clean
fellows for companions. All of their
letters are censored, but the rations
are excellent, which makes every one
happy
Have you seen one Of the student
loan banks yet? There are numbers
OF them in town and the need is great.
MIR. J. /. Wilon and MIR. Bovett
the committee in charge, are planning
an entertainment soon, perhaps :. cab
aret. Miss VANDERBILT has only
$1,000, and needs $4,000 to carry on
the work. If you have not contrib
uted, now is the time to help our
young people to their university train.
ing.
There has been considerable com
plant about farmers allowing theil
waste water to run into the roads.
and the Fox Ditch company is taking
measures to put stop to tie nuisance
The complaint is that farmers, instead
of shutting off their streams whc
they have finished irrigating, turn til,
water into the main ditch, and IL.
causes the nuisance Unless this l.
stopped someone is going to be pros
ecuted
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-05-26
LOST.

-Four horses, two-year old, a year.
ling colt, a big bay mare, branded
with circle bar, and an old bay geld
ing A reward of SIS IS offered for
their return to Andrew Drake, Pio-
neer Stable, Yerington. advt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-05-26
STRAYED FROM PASTURE

Two mares, one dark bay, branded
quarter circle Q on right flank
One light bay with star and branded
"V' on right flank.
advt. JOHN r. ROSS.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-05-26

FOR SALE.-Upright pi~no in first
class order; elegant mahogany case
also mahogany stool; very reason
able. Apply p. O. Box 8, Wabusfa
Nevada
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1917-05-26
NOTICE. ODD FELLOWS.

Lodge, No. "a, |, O, O, F.-Atten'
tom
You are command. d to be present
on Nav 30th, 1917, at $50 a. m, at the
Rink Hall, to participate in the memo
rial day services and loyalty parade
and in decorating the graves OF our de
To the members of Mason Valley
parted brothers. Visiting brothers
are cordially invited.
BY order OF the Noble Grand.
C. w. MONTAGUE, Secretary
Yerirgton, Nevada. May u, 1917
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
A n TO BE DEPORTED.

We have Just received a letter from
)ur good friend, Col. Jim Triggers,
he Tucson ranchman, whose "wet"
~,rocliyities are quite pronounced, pro-
esting against any sympathy for the
Z. w. w. deportees of southeastern
Arizona.
81 must say" Col. Triggers writes,
That think sympathy for these de-
ported scoundrels quite unnecessary.
Z rather think that they are to be en-
Jied, being suddenly snatched from
lur desert state of Arizona and plac-
4 within the boundaries of your
lospitable state of New Mexico. /
must state, sir, that / have always
'oted the Democratic ticket straight
from the time | cast my first ballot
n North Carolina for Samuel Tilden,
nd ] have always regarded anything
Ike Anarchism, Radicalism or Black
Republicanism with a feeling Of re-
0ugnance and horror. But allow me
20 say that things have come to such
0 pass here in Arizona that ! would
re ready TO embrace almost any dam
liable heresy if they would deport me
o a state where ! could obtain a le-
al bit of exhilaration. My Cad, sir
t has been about 100 in the shade
'or the mast month and ! haven't been
lble to have so much as = mint iulep
n Scotch highball for days. If any
,unch of Viligante5 viii deDort me TO
New Mexico, believe me, / will sub
;cribe TO most any old kind of radical
doctrine-at least temporarily"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
NO JOKE INsURANCE.

The other day a dull-eyed, gloomy,
morose individual came into the Office
and sat down in the vacant chair OPP
posite. while we were writing copy
r0r this department, and looked at us
with mournful, melancholy eyes.
"You may thing YOU are a humor-
ist," he BEGAN in n heavy, sad-toned
voice freighted with pessimism, "and
that a lot Of the stuff you write
sounds funny. But let me tell YOU
that you amt so much a humorist
,s YOU think and that a lot of this
stuff YOU turn out is about as furry
as a bunch of last years tomb4;one
Inscriptions"
Fright you are" we replied cheer
fully, trying to light up the gloom
with a few happy, optimistic, sunny
smiles. 1--WE know that a lot of ou~
stuff is as funny as an obituary coz
umn. But you don't understand the
terrible risk that the humorist takes
He must always think Of his readers
and must never make a joke too fun
| nv for fear some reader will laugh
himself TO death oven il. Think of the
terrible anguish of a humorist who
knows that some unfortunate is sleep
ing in a lonely graveyard because he
loaded a joke with too high a percen-
tage Of EXPLOSIVES humor. He could
never pass a happy day after that
Then think Of the linotype operator
and the foreman Of the printing Of
flee. In the discharge Of their duty,
they might be seized with a sudden
paroXism Of laughter after reading a
joke full of concentrated humor and
might pass away before medical help
could arrive. IL would make the pa
per several days late. You must con-
slider the plight Of the newspaper hui
morist, and be lenient. If you want
some real jokes, sign a paper absoiv-
ing us from blame, and unless your
system is unusually resistant, we may
be able to put you in the hospital for
a few weeks"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
Must Quit Straight STUFF.

Educators in San Miguel county
will have to taboo using pure alcohol
for jOy water and resort to milder
itimulants after this, according to a
recent edict Of the county educational
board, according to a dispatch.
Assistant Superintendent of Public
instruction j. V. Conway, who attend
I'd the meeting and conferred with
he board declared: 1T is becoming
recognized that an educator who
stands before a class with OdOr of al
,ohOl on his breath and the marks Of
obaccO on his lips and finger tips, is
, pretty sad bird TO talk on the havoc
grOught on the youthful constitution
~ nicotine and stimulants, except,
perhaps. to point to himself as a
rightful example of deterioration"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
DUTY OF PARENTS.

On next Monday, September 3. the
schools Of Lordsburg open for the
coming year under the direction Of
Supt. J. c. Cord who comes from
Mogollon. y. NJ. with a record Of sue
G. ssful results accomplished in the
schools Of that city.
Supt. Gordy wishes 70 attain the
same results in LOrdsburP. and in an
interview in last weeks Western Lib
eral he mentioned the mas condition
on which success might be secu-ed-
the hearty cooperation OF parents
with teachers and school officials.
As pointed out by Supt. Gordy the
aid Of parents is absolutely necessary
TO attain a high average attendance.
As the annual school fund apprOpria-
ton is based on this factor, il is TO
the interest Of the patrons Of the
LOrdsburg schools to see to il that
their children are increasingly pune
tual and regular in attendance at
school.
Special attention has been given the
present vear to the high school course
SuDt. GOrdy points out. On account
Of the war and the necessity Of train
ed men, IL is even more necessary that
young men under draft age do not
negleCs advanced education. AT the
same time domestic science training
given the girls will prove Of great
benefit in the food conservation move
ment.
Now is the time for Lordsburg par
ents t. exert every influence TO make
the city schools an UNQUALIFIED sue
cess. They can do this by hearty,
sympathetic cooperation with those
who will have the education Of their
children in hand and coming year.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
ODDS AND ENDS

We are the only LOrdsburg con
the man" they SAL TIE wicked in
habitants O. the California burg got
religious, the said and held an cleo
ton the other d.. and by a big ma
iOrity CHANGED IL to the Frencby and
ieyilish sounding label Of LA Verne
We haven't heard Of any agitation
about trading labels in our hust-
ling. little town however. An ArizQy
ma pilgrim who was pleased and de-
lighted by an extended visit to our
city said If they did change il they
should call il Oasis"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-08-31
A TIME TO SAVE.

There is ONLY one thing certain
shout the financial and commercial
conditions that peace is going to bring
gnd that IL their uncertainty. IL may
be that an era Of great prosperity
ma be upon us; il nav be an era OF
ItagnatiOn; il NAV be IN era Of the
everest competition we have ever
~perienced.
II involves n paradox, but in this
resent time Of comparative CONNER
cial peace. for the great war has larg-
Ily stopped for a time the struggle
ImOng nations for foreign commerce,
4 is a wise thing To prepare for the
economic wal that will succeed the
present worldwide var
II is well for every American citiz-
en- to Law aside in some absolutely
fafe security something for that day
that is coming. II il be great pros
perity ore viii he able to take adyan-
age Of it. II II be s%tagnatiOu n vii
be enabled 10 live through 1t. II II
he a bitter competition one will be
better able TO Withstand Il.
No better provision could be made
for the future than an investment in
Liberty Loan Bonds. They are alb
soluteIy safe AID nc possible condition
IAN destroy their value; exempt from
al taxation except estate or inherit
tnee taxes the income from them can
not be lessened; with a market every.
where in the United States and. as
competent financial authorities assert
a market in every commercial center
in the world when peace comes, thel
will be readily convertible into cash
They possess all Of the elements tina
would attract a sound investing min'
IN times Of uncertainty.
More than that an American citi
zen investing in Liberty Loan Bond
Is investing in victory, for the pro
reeds Of the Liberty Loan Bonds ar
10 win the war and bring peace Il
Europe and peace and safety TO tn
rest Of the world.