Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-13

AARS Edwin RENNER. the re-
Gently elected president OF the
Women's Society Of Central Uni
on church was the guest Of honor
Thursday afternoon at an informal
needlswOrk tea, when Mrs John Tren.
holm Warren. tie retiring president
entertained the outgoing and incOm.
ing executive boards at the Country
Club. Afternoon tea vas served at
49, Mrs. Charles G.. Heiser. IT.. pour
ing tea. Pink Uegonias were used on
the tea table and brown baskets OF
peach blow hibiscus blossoms and he.
gCnias we're used about the lanai.
Mrs Percy Pond and Mrs. Heiser as
sisted the hostess during the after
noon in introducing the guests. who
included Mesdames r. &. Moore. F..
{ Webster, W. J Forbes. A Lewis
Jr II. n Williams. W X Haley. c.
II. Tracy. r.. ID. Williams, Stanley
Stephenson, II. stuart Johnson. Percy
Pond, &. G.. Heisef, Guy Gere. G. W.
David and Miss Martha Hitchcock Of
the old board and Mesdames Edwin
Benner. George Warehouse. Walter
FngIe, ]. s b. Pratt, Vaughan Mac
Caughey, A. G. Horn, S. w. Smith. A.
II. Tarleton. James Morgan, e. F. PEI
terson, J. l.. Young. Stanley Living.
stOn and Thomas Church OF the new
board, and Mrs. J. II. Williams, wife
Of the acting pastor, who was a spe-
cial guest Of the afternoon.
During the afternoon the retiring
members Of the board were presented
with diplomas tied with black ribbons
in recognition Of their recent bereave.
ment In the losing OF their jobs and
honorary degrees, according TO their
office. were conferred upon them
Those who were TO return to the new
board were given certificates admit
ting them 10 post graduate work in the
School Of Life" known as the execu-
tive board, while for the members OF
the new board, entering the work for
the first time. were given josh vaccin'
alton certificates stating that they had
been vaccinated with the pure vaccine
Of an honest election. The hostess then
asked Mhs. Heiser to read the last will
and testament Of the executive board
OF 1916, which contained joshes and
hits on members of the board, both
old and new, ssass.. f..
The guests were asked for 1880 and
while they busted themselves with
their sewing the hostess entertained
them with the reading Of an embryo
newspaper which she called the
"Womens Society News" and was
found TO contain hits on all depart.
ments Of the women's work and per-
sonal joshes on all the. members Of
the committee. The motto at the
head OF the editorial page was: we
thrive to tease" and the slogan of
the paper was announced as, 'Blest |
be the guy that grinds." Among the |
new songs announced in the adver- |
tisements was one OF especial interest: |
should Aud Subscriptions be For
got? Words and music by the |
treasurer.
The editorial note said:
"Read our table Of pretense. Such
an aggregation of wit, wisdom and
wtnscmeness never before perpetrated
on an unsuspeetlnc public. II your
nswsdeaier cannot supply you, ask the
Junk man for Il. No waste basket |
should be without II. Subscribe now
The table of pretense was as fol.
lows:
TABLE OF PRETENsE |
The Grand Cavern Of Finance
Descriptive story of this wonderful |
bottomless canyon by the keeper Of |
the cayern-Kate Forbes.
Hunting for Ideas-By that famous
hunter and devotee of the chase
Mrs. r. d. Williams. h ~.
Dentistry 40 Applied to Women's
Society Work-Or the Art Of Painless
Extraction OF Members by the Roots
Mrs. w. r. Haley.
Cal The Joy Side Of the cowder
Supper; (bl How 70 Provide Spoons
When There Aren't Any; (e) The
Mistress Of the Coffee Pot-Prose
poems in blank verse Thora Tracy.
Spending Other Peoples Money for
Somebody Eise-Martha Hitchcock.
Little Personals-Mrs, s. stephen.
son.
Just 1elno Kind orl Thouohtfuiness