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The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
ABBOTTSBURG ANSWERS
Farm Work-School Closes-LOOks
Like War-SOeial and Personal

Farm Work-School Closes-Looks
Like War-Soeial and Personal
Correspondence Of The Robssonian.
Abbottsburg, March 31-Farmers
in and around here are beginning to
plant corn and We hope everybody
will plant plenty Of grain and have
a big garden Of vegetables. Irish
potato seed are out of sight but the
price did not hurt Mr.. J. N. NcEwen,
as he made 20 bushels of I'll. second
crop and sold COED many 1t 65
cents per peck Of the Red Bliss va
riety.
Our school closes Friday with con-
cert and debate. Our teacher did a
fine years work. Measles stopped
a good many during the tsrm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilton NcCallum and
children spent Sunday near here
Mrs. F. C. Mcleod and two children
Master John and little Grace, of Eliz-
abethtown spent the weekend with
her mother, Mrs. NcEwsn.-Sorry to
report Miss Kate Mckee very sick.
Mrs. D. B. Mckee of Rosindale
spent last week with relatives neal
here.-Glad to report Mrs. Henry
Memory better after being quite sick.
1t looks like the U. S. will have
to go into war with Germany. War
is an awful thing and We that have
never gone through one could never
stand like our fathers and mothers.
The young folks enjoyed little
entertainment at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. C. Ballintine. They
always know how to give you good
time.
Misses Caddie McEwen and niece
Louise spent one day last week att
Prong with their aunt Mrs. E. K.
George.
Inc writer was sorry to see in The
Robesonian of the death of Mr.. J. T.
Barker.
Mr.. Lennon of your town will de-
liver an address at the high school
today at this place. There will be
a baseball game this evening and de-
batting tonight.
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FIRST COUNTY COMMENCE
MENT OF NEGRO SCHOOLS

Bright Pare in Educational Progress
of Negroes of RObeson-1housanG
Gathered for the Occasion-47
Schools Had Industrial Exhibits
Prizes Awarded
Reported for The Robesonian.
Thursday, March 20, 1917, will ever
mark bright page in the history of
the educational progress Of the ne
groes of Robson county, that being
the date of their first county COM
mencement.
Thousands of eager, expectant, for
ward-looking boys and girls from all
parts of the county were in the pa
rade that found its way down the
main streets, through cheering
crowds, to the tobacco warehouse,
where only a part of the program
that had been arranged could be car
rled out on account of the crowded
condition of the building.
Prof. N. G.. Newbold, State agent
of rural schools, found it impossible
to make his address but expressed
himself as being highly pleased in
every way. He congratulated Rob-
eson county On having the largest
attendance and the best industrial
exhibit that he had seen on like &C.
easions.
At 4 o'clock the athletic contest at
East Pines was witnessed by large
number of people.
Of the AT schools listed below as
having industrial exhibits, the follow
Ing were not competing: Lumberton
graded school, Maxton graded school,
Thompson institute, Redstone acad-
envy. ~ erl IN
The following had exhibits: Alma,
Alma a Branch, Asheville, Beauty Spot,
Cedar Grove, Cheyney Grove, Gadys-
vile, Fairmont, Hickory Bend, Hilly
Branch, Holy Swamp, Horn Camp |
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Island Grove, Lumberton, Maxton
| Macks Chapel, Mt. Zion, Marietta
Mt. Zion No. 2, Mt. Pleasant, New
! Zion, Number Seven, Oak RIDGE Pan.
thersford, Parkton, Piney Grove. Proc.
f19}rvllle, Popes, Pleasant Grove
Pleasant View, Pleasant Mead
oW, Pembroke, Red Hill, Red
stone Academy, Rennert, Rex, Row
! land, Rock Hill, Sandy Grove, Snow
Hill, St. Pauls, Turn Out, Wilson
HoWellsville, Thompson Institute.
The following prizes were award
White & Cough, $3.50 in gold for
best industrial exhibit Beauty Spot
school. s'
Mrs. J. R. Poole, 81 for best pri-
mary exhibit Gainesville.
Miss Mary Mcneil, 81, for best
exhibit in arts and woodcraft-Turn
Out. ~ Il
Mrs. T. C. johnson, 81 for neatness
and cleanliness of exhibit-Number
Seven.
Prof: J. R. Poole, 81 for best SPELL
erR ~ ~ MCNEIL, Red Springs.
DR.. B.. W. Page, 81 for best exam
nation IN sanitation and hygiene
Nina Nichols.
Postmaster D. D. French, 81 for
best made dress-Pupil of the Beauty
Spot school,
McAllister Hardware Co., 81 for
best caned chair-D. M. McNair.
Beauty Spot school.
Pope drug Co. best made shirt, box
statlonery-Ellza Roberts, Oak Ridge
For the best made undergarment
BOG to pupil of Hilly Branch school.
Supervisors prizes: best made mai.
5Oc-Roosevelt Dixon, Turnout school:
best made rug, 5Oc-pupil Of Oak
Ridge school; best made basket SOC
Eva Henly, Red Springs; best in
geography, 5Oc-Martin McCallum
Red Springs; best in arithmetic. SOC
Lacy Clark, Oak Ridge.
Corn club prize. 5Oc-Richard In
man, Red Hill school.
Mr.. Wallace Norment, pair rum
ner's shoes for 100 yd. dash-Daniel
Ellis, Hilly Branch school.
General prizes: 22O yd. run, Soc
Jasper Ellis, Hilly Branch; standing
nigh jump, 50c-Charles F aulk. Hill
y Branch; running high jump, Soc
Charles Faux, Hilly Branch.
MAGGIE M. TRUMAN,
Supervising Industrial Teacher.
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NEWS NOTES AND COMMENT
AbbOttsburg Commencement-A Great
Day at Cedar Grove and Single
tary's-Union Meeting-Personal

tary's-Union Meeting-Personal
Correspondence of The Robesonian.
Lumberton, R. 5, Apr. 2-The Alb
bottsburg high school commencement
last week was all to the good. It
was our good fortune to attend Fri
day. The Junior Order of United
American Mechanics of Clarkton pre-
sented the school with a Bible and a
beautiful flag, and Mr. Woodberry
Lemons address was splendid. We
esteemed it an honored privilege to
Introduce him to that crowd of choice
Bladen people who were greatly
pleased and entertained. Mr.. Lennon
is a veritable meteor and we know
that Lumberton is justly proud of
him.
To attend the commandments from
tune to time and the closing exercises
OF the schools here and there and yon-
der is source of real satisfaction.
sunday was a great day with US
at our two churches-Cedar Grove
and Singletary's x Roads. The wealth
er was ideal and the people came.
The very best order prevailed and
the closet kind of attention was given
the pastor. His subject was Home
Missions and the contributions made
to this object were splendid.
Among the many visitors we MOTTO
ed at Cedar Grove: Messrs. R. A.
Moore and Oliver Nance of Lumber
ton. Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Prevatt
Of Back Swamp, Mr.. and Mrs. B. F.
Phillips of Antioch, Messrs. W. G.
Tyson and Gibson Taylor of East
Lumberton, and at Singletary's X
Roads there were many. All were
warmly welcomed.
Messrs: A. B. Todd, George Belch
and Arthur Seasons, Misses Poole
and Jerusha Todd, Grace Cain and
Mae Parish of Bellamy, Messrs. c..
A. Crump and J. B. Meares of Luno-
berton, and c. E. Phillips of the Globe
Swamp section were pleasant callers
one evening last week.
II the program as prepared for the
union meeting to be held with the !
church at Mt. ELAN is carried out il
will be worth all that it costs the del
74gates to go, and We expect for the
a rare treat.
J. M. FLEMING.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
FA1RMONT NEWS LETTER
Debates at Fairmont and Orrun
Personal Mention

correspondence of The Robesonian
Falrmont, March 31-Mrs. D. G.
Lasslter and son, Vernon, and Mr.
geo; Graham spent Saturday evenino
IN Lumberton shopping.
MIR: j: E: Anderson spent a few
days IN Darlington, S. c., visiting rel
MISS Mary Bryant of Rowland is
SS1Penolng the weekend with Mrs. J.
Messrs. j. T. and J. P. Anderson
Oh ilmm2onsville, S. c., are spending
Few days with their brother Mr'
l., MISS Donnie Greyard passed
SInrough Friday evening en- route to
her home at Mcdonald. ~
Miss Penelope Ashley left Satur-
day morning for Garland, where She
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
will visit friends.

Mrs. FELTON, Mitchell returned
to her home at Oxford after spending
a lew weeks with her parents here
The triangular debate between Or
rum and Fairmont was held here
FRIDAY night. Messrs. Vernon Las
SITTER and Victor Hayes represented
the negative side at Orrum and We're
victorious. Misses Kate RatIev and
Bertha Jenkins of Fairmont wero de-
1eated by Messrs. Bruce Nve and
Henry lvey of Orrum. Neither school
VIII get to go to Chapel Hill. After
ne ne deoate Misses Kate Ratley, Ber-
ina 1enklns and Bessie Jones enter
talned the Orrum debaters at the
nome OF Miss Christine Floyd.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
Dr. Rozier Returns to Country D..
ter Living and Longer Lifo 'I

correspondence of The RobeSonian
Dr. K. G; Rozier and family 20 HI,
week to their country home. eig ,ilt
miles north of Lumberton. 's4'
Dr. Rozler will take up his work in
the country, with the idea and fuIi in :.
tention of doing his share in deyelon M.
ing a more desirable country liz
He is soon to give to the public nras.
the results of his years of inyesti9s.
ton and research along lines of bet.
ter living and longer average Iifs
He holds that the average human il
should be much longer than it now i *
and would be so provided indiyidg.
ais thought and action were always
constructive.
Constructive thinking and acting
preserve life-the reverse DESTROYS
life: The life cells of the body can
Re lnvlgorated, vitalized, regeneratpi
and life preserved.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
ParasOls, ParasOls!

The fad for parasols is assuming
terrifying proportions, says Harper's
Bazaar. In the April number are pic
tures of all kinds of parasols.- some
flat, some concave, some large, and
others exceedingly small, while the
handles may be any length. This is
good news. Get out your old ones,
and they will be as good as new
perhaps! Somehow a pretty girl
LOOKS her prettiest under a parasol.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
CUT THIS OUTFIT IS WORTH
MONEY!

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with SC to Foley & Co..
1885 Sheffield Ave-, CHICAGO. III
writing your name and address clear
ly You will receive in return a trial
package containing Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound for coughs. colds and
Group; Foley Kidney Pills, and Foley
Cathartic Tablets. Sold everywhere,
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1917-04-02
DAINTY
BABY
HAZELLE
| Y R |C(
THEATRE
TONIGHT

BABY Hazelle is a End
Pavlowa, putting on the
--latest dances and songs.
She plays in all the large
cities and is the worlds
wonder in dancing.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
Buy A Liberty Bond

Mrs. G. w. Sharp and child
rem of Liberty Hill, visited rela-
tives here several days.
The little child of Young Hop
son, was brought to this place
for burial from it's home at Knox
vile. The interment was beside
it's father who preceded it about
two years.
Mrs. Robert Beeler of Knox
vile, was here recently on bus
mess.
J. r. Merrett made a business
trip to Knoxville, this week.
Miss Maggie Waller, celebra-
ted her birth anniversary, Sat
urday night, with a gathering
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
DEATH OF T. ii. HENRY

Thomas H. Henry, aged 81
years, died at his home at Beech
Grove, Tuesday night. He was
buried in the family cemetery
Thursday.
The deceased was well kn>,.i II
throl .:.,,.. T. county. was |
successful farmer and had been
a member of Beech Grove Bap-
fist church about so years. He
leaves a widow, six daughters
and seven sons. Mr.. Henry was
the father of Mrs. H. G. Farmer
of Rutledge.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
PunCheon Camp

Mrs. Dave Seymour has re-
turned home from two weeks
stay at Knoxville, where she I'M
derwent a slight operation.
Several from here attended
the Foot Washing" at the Prim
Iative Baptist church, Salem,
near here, Sunday.
Mrs. j. 0. Seymour visited
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ca
Watson, near Washburn, this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clay Ward are
visiting friends and relatives al
Knoxville.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
t A 7 E

j. j. Brown and J. E. Williams
made a business trip to Morris
town, Monday.
J. S. Gill of Morristown, was
at Tate, on business, Monday.
Nell Johnson was in Morris
town on business, Monday.
Mrs. John K. Shields of Clinch
Dale, was visiting friends in
Knoxville, Tuesday and We'd
nesday.
Osa Daniel of Tate, and cou-
sin Miss Cassie Richard of Hell
tonville, were in Morristown,
Wednesday.
Clyde E. Smith, the druggist,
of Rutledge, has a large stock
and full line of Nyal's Family
Remedies at Beech Bros. store.
***
Miss Cassie Richards of Hell
tonville, was visiting friends
here, Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Bryan were
visiting in Morristown, Tuesday.
Mrs. ]. w. Rich, of Noeton,
was the guest of Mrs. Lizzie
Beets, Thursday.
Mrs. Gertie Noe and Mrs. Sar-
iting friends at Tate, Monday
all Miller, of Noet1n, were Wis.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
BETTER SCHOOLS FOR
GRANGER COUNTY


School Board met Saturday,
May 5, with the following, men,
bers present: DR.. c. A. Atkins,
chairman, II. G. Farmer, secre-
tary, w. NJ Mynatt, Paul Bran
son and T. C. Clark.
BY authority of the Acts of
the recent legislature, the board
ordered the following high
schools consolidated with the ell
ementary schools, towit: Rut-
ledge, Tate, Joppa, Richland,
Washburn, Liberty Hill, Powder
Springs and at Massengills when
the new school building at that
place is completed.
The new school law provides
that there must be a high school
run in consolidation with each
and every two or more teacher
school. These schools must have
at least one high school teacher,
and where necessary there may
be two high school teachers.
The object of this new school
legislation is to bring the advan-
tages of a high school education
within reasonable reach of every
boy and girl of the different
communities. The State will pay
a supplement to each county
that levies the required high
school tax, which supplement
shall be enough to make a high
school fund of not less than
$2500.00 nor more than $5000.00|
The recent legislature also
passed an Act giving to the
common schools IA percent of
the General Education Fund to
be apportioned to the counties
that have less than a seven
months school term. This law
will be worth much in helping
to build up our elementary
schools, frightening the terms
and paying for services for bet
ter teachers. Our elementary
schools must be built up, for up
on these rest largely the future
development of our boys and
girls. One way to better the con-
ditions Of the elementary schools
of Granger county is to consol-
idate the weak one and two
teacher schools, where it can be
done, into three or more teacher
schools. This, | think, should be
the policy of the boards of edu-
cation in our county.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
WASHBURN

Mrs. Robert Beeler Of knox
vile, was in Washburn. Friday
and Saturday.
Miss Mintie Nicely who has
been spending several days With
her cousin B. V. Nicely of Knox
vile, returned home Saturday.
Little Wilma Lee Nicelg Of
Knoxville, is at rhe home Of its
~ andparei IS, M. and Mr.. 7.
P. Nicely of this place.
A. c. Nicely, ST., has been at
Knoxville, this week, on BUSH, IS
Miss Leila Nicely and Mrs. B.
H. Rucker were in Knoxville
shopping, Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Perlow Ruth and
daughter Edna, of Puncl1eon
Camp, was in Washburn. Sat
urday.
Clyde E. Smith, the druggist,
of Rutledge, has a large stock
and full line of Nyal's Family
Remedies at Long Bros. store.
-
Rev. James Morton filled lis
regular appointment at the %
Gust Grove Baptist church, at
urday and Sunday.
Miss Trula French who has
been staying with her aunt, Mrs
L. 7. Nicely; and Mrs. Harriet
Kits, left for Leas Springs, |
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Houston Wat
son and children spent Saturday
and Sunday with their sister,
Mrs. Harvey Everett.
B. V. Nicely of Park City was
in Washburn, Saturday.
Mrs. Serah Branson and niece. |
Leila Roberts spent Sunday with |
Mrs. J. F. Wolfenbarger..
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
SEWING CLUB
ENTERTAINED

On Thursday afternoon, Mrs.
H. H. Waller entertained the
Sewing club. The invited guests
were: Mesdames Dudley Jeffries,
w. B. Talley, J. L. Harrison,
Clyde E. Smith, c. A. Broyles,
|. M. Peck and Hal P. Read, and
Misses Helen Fugate and Nettie
Moody. Carnations were used in
the dining room where Mrs. Ar
thur Shirley served punch. Late
in the afternoon, an ice course
was served.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
CHURCH SERVICES

DR.. John M. Anderson will
preach at the Baptist church,
Sunday morning at 10:45 and at
7 in the evening. The subject
for the morning service will be
"Our Old People," while that
for the evening will be "How To
Succeed AS A Christian" sEv-
erybody has an invitation to at
tend these services.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
RE-APPOINTED

The State Election Board has
re-appointed the County Elec-
ton Commissioners for another
term. The folio~r'g gentlemen
compose the board:
]. E. Williams, of Tate, P. NJ
Goodwin and ". 3. Talley, OF
F.utledge.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

j. Paul Phillips, who has been
teaching school at Butler, Tenn,
was here Saturday, visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. t. Phil
lips.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Mrs. o. r. Marshall, of Nor
ristown, visited her mother, Mrs
G. McHenderson, Sunday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Rev. E. w. Akard preached at
the Methodist church, Sunday
morning and evening, he filling
the appointment of Rev. C. w.
Williams.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Clyde E. Smith, Druggist, has
received a big shipment of the
Nyal Family Remedies and Toll
ct Preparations, the best on
earth. All guaranteed. Call for
them. **+
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde E. Smith,
J. M. Grove and R. L. Henry,
motored to Knoxville, Saturday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Miss Lucille Smith of Tampi-
co, was here this week, visiting
her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. M. Smith.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Mi. and Mrs. A. M. Nance and
son, Halmcr, were in Molristown
and Jefferson City, Saturday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Of a number of her friends. Mu-
sic was enjoyed til a late hour.
The young hostess received man.
y beautiful presents.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Miss Nettie Moody, was shop
ping in Morristown, Saturday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank E. Lowe,
spent Sunday in Knoxville.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Condry,
spent Saturday night with Mr..
and Mrs. George w. Renfro, at
Leas Springs.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17
PERSONALS

Mrs. Arthur Shirley and Mrs.
H. H. Waller, motored to Knox
vile, Saturday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

hCdo OPP hiSos
You have a right to know
what you are taking and Clyde
E. Smith, will take pleasure in
giving you the formula of any
of the Nyal remedies. Insist on
knowing what you are taking.
*#*
Roy H. Beeler, ESQ.,, of Knox
vile, was here on legal business
Monday.
Miss Ruby Doyal spent Sun
day and Monday, with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. L, H. Doyal,
at Motion.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Nance and
Halmer, attended the farmers
convention, at Knoxville, this
week.
Miss Dosia Pemberton, is Wis
iting in Chattanooga, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. |. M. Peck, left
Tuesday for Chattanooga, where
they will spend a few days.
Miss Lizzie Sellers, is visiting
in Knoxville, this week.
The prices on drugs have ad-
vanced more than anything else
but you will find that Clyde E.
Smith has a line of the best at
the lowest prices. *+*
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Roy H. Beeler, ESQ.,, of Knox
vile, was here on legal business
Monday.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-05-17

Miss Lizzie Sellers, is visiting
in Knoxville, this week.
The Monticellonian., 1917-07-26
THE SOLDIER AND HIS CON-
 RADES.

If the new soldier before joining the own way at home, the first thing that he will discover when he goes to camp is that he counts for just one individ- ual in his squad.
 While in the family circle he may have been 100 per cent important in all matters relating to himself, in camp he is simply one of eight men who oc cupy the same tent. Theoretically, the new soldier may know that he should obey officers and noncommissioned of ficers, including the corporal who lives in his tent; but what he may not real ize is that in all questions not involy- Ing authority from above, he is also circumscribed by the rights and priyi- leges of others. The rights and con- venience of others as well as his own must be thoroughly fixed in his mind. It must be process of giving and talk ing all down the line.
 The ratio of the rights and ccnven- fences of others to his own, in fact, is about seven to one. Eliminating the corporal, whose position in the tent is official and paternal, the new soldier is entitled to his share of the common rights and privileges-no more-and must ungrudgingly perform his share of the common wOrk-no less.
 If the new soldier fails to conform to these rules of conduct, not only will he be disciplined with odious flags and details by the corporal, but he will find that his tentmates instinctively league themselves against him. They watch for every opportunity to make life irksome for him, ingeniously piling the work upon him in delft ways which they will discover; and, if he is incorrigible, they will find a chance (whether it is prohibited or not) to toss him up in a blanket, or send him through a squad spanking machine. A squad spanking machine operates with slats. And if the new soldier has rendered himself obnoxious in the tent, he will find that the corporal, if he does not actually assist in this treatment, will at least sanction it.
 In short, it is the easiest thing in the
The Monticellonian., 1917-07-26
In His Pocket

To prevent private automobiles en- tering the road at Fort Benjamin Har- rison leading past the quartermaster's office, and interfering with government hauling, q civilian employee has been placed at the junction of the quar- termaster's road with the main road entering the post from the south. It k his job to permit only automobiles bearing Q. Nj. D. signs to pass him, says the Indianapolis News.
 The other day an automobile, plainly a private machine and driven by liv- cried chauffeur, turned down the for bidden road.
 "Hey, where you goin'? Have you got a pass?" shouted the traffic man
 The chauffeur nodded Yes"
 "Where you got it?" the traffic cop" continued.
 "rve got it here in my pocket" 1he chauffeur replied.
 "All right, then, go ahead" the traffic ''eop' ordered, and the chauffeur winked as he shifted gears and started down the road.