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Meade County news., 1917-04-19
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all, Stomach misery in five
minutes,

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything SO safely quick, SO
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch-
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting large fifty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
(BY DIR. L. n. SMITH

Persons suffering from too much uric
acid in the system frequently look older
than they should. They age faster and
the appearance of gray hair or bald
head in early years is, indeed, often a
sign of uric acid. The face appears
lean and haggard, lines and wrinkles
appearing in young men or women.
The best way to combat this prema-
ture age and the obstruction to the
arteries and faulty circulation is of the
simplest: Drink copiously of pure water
between meals. This will not make
you fat, as it is only the water taken
with the meals that fattens. Obtain al
any drug store a package OF Anurlc'
double strength, which is to be taken
before meals, in order to expel the uric
acid from the system. The paintul Ell
9ects of backache, lumbago, rheuma,
tism. gout. due to uric acid in the blood
should quickly disappear after treat
ment with Anuric.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Queer Foods.

The women of Turkish iharems, fol
g the purpose Of attaining that plump
ness which is an essential of beauty
from an Oriental point OF view, eai
large quantities Of the"fIeal worms, .
which are the offspring Of small bee.
tie. OF course, they are appetizlngly
prepared.
In Paraguay d large ant, rolled in
sirup and baked, is eaten by women
much in the same way as caramels are
eaten in this country. White ants
are considerable article of commerce
in the Jevant. Prepared with sngaF,
they are sold in the markets OF Con.
stantinople and are esteemed for their
aromatic and acid flavOrs.
The Swedes use ants to give q pe-
cullar and plquant flavor to their ma
tive whisky. The distillers' rule is
that not more than five shall be util-
lied per quart, inasmuch as more are
Irritating TO the throat
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Halrl Get a 25 Cent Bottle
Of Danderlne Right Now-AIso
stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence Of a. neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
|. There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
Of its luster, Its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-tRen the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonIght--now-any tlme-wlll surely
save your hair. a
Get a 25 cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance Of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks use, when you will actual
ly see lot Of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over tho scalp. ADV.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Eantastic-

A government official, condemning a
suggested war economy of a rather
fantastic nature, said at Washington
dinner:
"This economy reminds me of the
private who visited the canteep and
asked for a pound of bacon.
eyes, sir said the canteen keeper,
and what kind of bacon do you pre-
ferr
"That there nice, long, streaky
kind, said the private. Then l can
use the rind for shoe-laces.'
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
The RIter aItten.

An Indianapolis wife took one of her
children to a throat specialist. The
specialist looked into the juvenile
throat. "Tonsils poorly taken out" he
declared crisply. "Have to be done
over again"
Then followed brief explanation of
the reason why the offending tonsils
should be attended to again. "Who did
this work?" asked the DOCTOR his face
assuming keenly professional air as
though he must know who had been
thus derellct in his profession.
"You did" said the mother with @
smile. And the doctor smiled too.-
Indianapolis News.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

prove. I took in all six packages. I am
very glad to testify."-DAVID VII
CHEZ, Ala E. Social st.
Every package of Anuric is sure to
be DIR. Pierce's. You will find the sig
nature on the package just as you do
on DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
the ever-famous friend to ailing wom-
en-, and DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, proven by years to be the
greatest general tonic.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
An Exception.

Johnnie's father had comfortable
income that did not require that he
should have any settled occupation, and
the only thing in the nature of work
that Johnnie had ever seen him do was
to write checks. AT school Mary an
nounced that her father was q doctor.
"My father is a lawyer" said Ed
ward.
Johnnie thought moment, and then
said: "NIy father pays his debts"
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Realistic Art,

Mother, Peter says that his grand
father was in the Revolution. Were
cur relations there, too?"
"Yes, dear, both your great-great-
grnndfathers were in the Revolution"
"But, mother" said Freddie, II
should think they would have been too
old to go to war. They look like they
We're hundred in the dining-room
paintings"
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen.
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. Ii acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful
head of hair. If yours is streaked with
gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re-
store 1t to its former beauty and lus-
ter by using la Creole" Hair Dress.
ing. Price $1.00.-Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
w. N. u, WICHITA, NO. 15--1s17.
Turn About.

"Young Blithers took up law and
dropped It,"
"Yesp
"He then took up medicine and
dropped that"
"What's he doing now2"
Hes in the hospital with a broken
leg and several fractured ribs. He
took up aviation and that dropped
him."
Meade County news., 1917-04-19


found that mon cheval noir had under
taken to kick every other horse in the
squad, and was carrying this resolu-
tion into effect in the most business
like way. 1 told Louis we couldn't
have anything like that, and not to let
the horse out Of the corral at all that
day, and to make sure that he was
tied up at night so he couldn't get at
the other horses. Louis said he under
stood, but there was another rumpus
that night. Louis said he couldn't find
a rope to tie up the black horse, and
that he had borrowed halter but the
halter failed to hold. Next night had
the other horses tethered outside the
corral, and gave my cheval noir soli-
tary confinement.
"After a good nights sleep, called
Louis, and said to him very sternly /:
Listen! Find cord pour my cheval
noir, vite-and If you can't buy it, COM
mandeer it, promptement-allez.' Louis
disappeared, and l did not see him
for day and a half, and he came
in just as we were breaking camp, smil-
ing as usual, and much elated at his
success. He had une belle blanche
corde for which he said he had paid
seven gourdes, and gladly gave him
the money. / could fancy myself the
best mounted marine officer In Port
au Prince, and / could almost hear @
gentle voice whispering In my ear
'Etes-vous aussi doux que vOtre cheval
monsleur?' & '''
Final TraaedYJFt.. ~ =
THAT night we campeds In the bush,
hoping to make PetiOnYille in, the
course Of the morning, and to arrive in
Port au Prince the Following day by an
easy march, and,in the. pink of 'condi'
ton. Unfortunately the commissary
broke down, and l was SO hungry that
only the recollection of having cap.
tured two stray pullets far away from
any signs of habitatlon sustained me-
Calling Louis, I gave orders that the
pullets be brOiled and served at once.
Louis soon returned, this time not smil.
ing. l wasn't smiling either by this
time. In fact l was almost cross,
could see that he brought bad news,
but was not prepared for this shock
ing statement: Helas, NJ. lie Capt.
taine Votre chien, e ave eaten les
pOulets.' If you will believe me, had
forgotten the existence Of that d.
dog, and l hope you will pardon my
way Of putting it.
"Next morning / decided to saddle
my charger, and put him through his
gaits, preparatory to a triumphant en-.
tree dams lie capital. called for Louis
but Louis was nowhere to be found
l looked for the horse. 1t had disap-
peared. sent corporal to fetch In
Louis. Presently he came. / demand.
ed Of him my horse. Louis was not
smiling; he was almost in tears. The
horse had decamped. Did l not pay
you seven gourdes for une belle
blanche corde to fasten the horseY
I demanded of him. And did l not
order you to tie him securely? 'Oui,
oui, NJ. lie Capitaine,' dit Louis, 'maiS
lie cheval noir, e ave eaten la corde p"
We looked out over the city, as NJ. lie
Capitaine finished his story. The lights
on the fleet, save those burning as sig
nails, were out. Port au Prince was
silent, asleep. Above US was all thq
glory of a tropical sky at night, with
its myriad of worlds, doubtless as full
of JOY and sorrow as our own, but
nowhere could we find consolation for
Capitaine Stack, ,e:., -.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
SOAP is STRONGLY ALKALINE

and constant use Will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with LA Creole" Hair Dressing,
and darkeh, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price, $L00.-Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

WoMANs GROWING GLORY
ls her hair. If yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use LA Gre
ole" Hair Dressing and change 1t in
the natural way. Price $1.00.-Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Knew what Dad Would sax.

Jack, the three-year7old brother OF
the new and historic. Bellefontaine
Avenue twins, has taken, up his dads
burden in remarkable manner, con-
sidering his years. A neighbor lady
calling on the twins the other might
expressed her approval Of them, and
then turned to Jack and asked:
"Jack, may / have your little sis.
ter Betty?" ~
jack consented readily - -.
"And how about little brother Bob
may have him, too?'.
Jack said sure.
"Well, what would papa say when
he came home and found them gomez"
"Oh," said Jack, "he'd say, You're
very we'come."
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Oct. IA, 1915.
Prove What Swsmp.Root win Do Foe You

Send ten cents to DIR. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size bot.
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You win
also. receive a booklet Of valuable inforr-
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size. bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

It Is sometimes difficult to dlstin'
guish between sympathetic person
and curious one.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Eates. of Queens.

Why do we think enviously of those
who are "born to the purple" and con
slider them happy and fortunate when
their lives are shadowed by sorrows
and perils that those of humber sta
hon never know?, Eugene, once queen
of fashion and empress of France ;
Carlotta, hopelessly mad Elizabeth of
Belgium, an Exile in England; Natalie,
one-time queen, of Serbia. discovered
last summer doing mental tasks in a
French hospital; Alexandra of Rus
sia, at the mercy Of an unfriendly
people-surely these are not women TO
be envfed. Upon the leaves of the
ages we find countless other tragedies
that have been associated with queen
ship-Mary Stuart and Marie Antoi-
nette come at once into mind.-Detroit
Free Press. ~
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Humanity is unequally divided be-
tween those who can't stand prosper
ity and those who cant get any to
stand.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

1t might be well to remember that
the lengthenlng Of %the days doesn't
prolong the reckoning of a thirty
days obligation.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

three years I have
been afflicted with
kidney trouble, no
relief from the med
icines I took. At
last 1 took one ff-
ty-cent package Of
DIR. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets and the
very first d 8 Q
helped me, and !
oonAfnnad IN I'm.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Small Ones

"This writer does his best work In
the small hours"
"That kind Of hours would suit
me-"
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

San Francisco last year spent SIS,
1871 for new buildings.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Importantt 10 Mothara

II man tells woman she has q
musical laugh, she. will fall for any old
joke he may get Off.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Kallspel, Mont, is to have a paper
mill.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.
Every woman takes great rride in
having her home well kept, IN having
the family wash done early in the
week. Good bluing is needed even
more than good soap. Be sure to use
Red Cross Ball Blue.-AdN =
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Los Angeles in 1916 paid out near
ly $15,000,000 for new buildings.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
A Worthy
Kidney Medicine

I am very we'll pleased with the results
obtained from the sale of DR.. Kilmer'B
Swamp Root for the past fourteen years,
and my customers after taking it speak
very favorably concerning benefits OBJ
tanned. 1t has proved very valuable In
the treatment Of bright's disease (diag-
nosed as such by physician), and really
believe it is very fine preparation and
worthy of recommending:
Very truly yours,
s, Il, WILSON, Druggist.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

One pair of potato beetles may have
60,000000 descendants in one season.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

The custom of hand-shaking dates
back to Henry II of England.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

A brave man loses his nerve In a
dentists chair.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
Suitable Excitement.

Current events are lively"
Eyes; sending electric thrills
through people.% pf,
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Superior, Wis, now has As miles Of
paved streets.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

New York city has 36,422 manu-.
featuring establishments.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
We Want Reliable Men

to act as our agents. If you can
show us A No. ! references we
can show you the way to a good
income. Draper Oil & Gas CO.,
3O8 Barnes Bldg, Wichita, Kans.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

The mills of fashion grind swiftly,
but they grind exceeding finery.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

United states contains 100000
stammerers.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Chile is 1900 miles long.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

North Dakota and Mississippi have
nearly nne-tenths country folk.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

There is more power in kindness
than there is in dynamite, but 1t takes
longer TO develop 1t.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19

Duluth, Mimi, and Gary, Ind, will
soon be connected by trolley lines.
Meade County news., 1917-04-19
TEXAS NEWS

TYLER. Texas.-"I am 50 years old,
and for the last
Arizona republican., 1917-10-14
RED CROSS REPORT
TELLS Of EFFORT
BEING PUT FORTH

The first complete report on the or
ganization which the American Red
Cross has built up in France, since the
arrival of the Red Cross commission in
June. to handle it's work for the Ameri-
can eXpeditionary force and the French
people, is made public by H. p. Davi-
son, chairman of the war council.
A staff of S64 persons has been gath
cred together in that time under the
direction of Major Grayson M. P.
Murphy, head of the Red Cross COM
mission to France. OF these, SIT are
serving without salary or living allow
ance' from the Red Cross. Among
these volunteers are prominent Amerl-
can business men, technical experts
and women experienced in the handling
of relief supplies All have put their
time freely at the command of the Red
Cross. Owing to the large number who
have responded to the Red Cross call
for volunteers it has been possible to
organize the present efficient staff in
Paris at an average cost to the Red
cross of about $500 per year for each
worker.
There are BAT employees on the Red
Cross payroll, including 95 day labor
ers used in handling supplies and in
construction. The average wage paid
to these 347 persons is $500 per year.
Major Grayson Mp. Murphy cables
further that he is carefully studying
pay rolls with view to further reduc-
ton"
The remaining SIT workers are either
serving without compensation and at
their own expense, or are paid by their
former employers, who have loaned
them to the Red Cross for war service,
or are paid from private subscriptions.
The expenses of the Infant Welfare
Unit, for instance, are met by spe-
cial gift made for this express pur-
pose by Mrs. William Lowell Putnam
of Boston. Major Murphy also obtained
by private subscription, before he sailed
for France, a fund of 100000, which
is applied toward the expenses of the
commission.
The headquarters of the American
Red Cross in Paris, are in an ample
building on the Place de la Concorde
provided for the use of the commission
rent free through the generosity of one
OF its members.
''Of our BAT employees paid from the
Red Cross fund Major Murphy cables
1862 receive annual compensation of
less than $1,000 per year. Fifty en-
ployes receive compensation of $1,000
and $2100 annually. Fifteen employees
receive from the Red Cross annual
compensation in excess of $500 per
annum'
The staff of over 500 persons is
handling the entire relief work of the
American Red Cross in France, which
has developed to huge proportions as
one need after another has been noted
by the commissions expert investiga-
tors. Already plans calling for the ex-
penditure of more than ten million dol |
lars in behalf of the American army
in France and French troops and the
French civilian population have been
outlined. tA-
Arizona republican., 1917-10-14

Do not wait till tomorrow-phon
that WANT AID. TO The Republican
office now. and get vour wish fulfilIe.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-14
BENNETT LUMBER
COMPAN GIVEN
UPSON AGENCY

The Bennett Lumber company, of
Phoenix, has taken the agency for the
sale of Epson Board for the state of
Arizona. Phoenix will be the distribu-
ting center and sub agents will be ap-
pointed throughout the state.
Epson processed board is considered
one OF the most dependable boards
made in America 1t takes the place of
lath and plaster in every kind of
building.
1t is made from spinal formula of
pine high grade wood fiber. The Ben
EFT Lumber company encourages the
'''f"st iga ton into this board by parties
interested.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-14
MARTIN BROTHERS
DISPLAY LATEST
CADILLAC MODELS

Martin Brothers Motor company,
successors to the Burns-R Cadillac
company, announce the arrival of
three 1918 Cadillacs. The new prod
ucts of the Cadillac company are the
latest word in Improvements and re-
finoments, leaving nothing that could
be desired by the motorist
The new models have been placed on
view in the salesroom formerly occu-
pied by the Martin Brothers predeces-
sors, where they are suitable running
mates to the other high class lines OF
automobiles handled by the company
The salesroom is located at 521 North
Central avenue.
The Penn's Grove record., 1917-10-05
STATE NEWS

The State Department Of Agriculture
announces that the purchase of feeds, fer
t~ilizers and seeds has been taken over by
the State Purchasing Department, which
Will cooperate with the Department of
Agriculture in securing the needs for all
the State farms during the coming fiscal
year.
The State Sunday School Association,
through its president, Joseph IL. Wright,
of Trenton. has written a letter to Gov
ernor Edge. thanking him for issuing the
proclamation for Go to Sunday School
Day October 6. The Governors proc
lamation urged all the people Of the State
to attend Sunday School that day and
praised the Sunday School movement.
8 =
Through the efforts of Governor Edge
and the committee of the State Highway
Commission. including Gen. George w.
C6ethals. State Engineer, the question
of Federal aid for the improvement of
the roads leading to Camp Dix at
Wrightstown has been considered by Sec
rotary of War Baker and is now before
Constructing Quartermaster at Camp
Dix. He is to draw specifications and es-
innate the cost, and report to the War
Department,
= = >
The Department of Negro Welfare and
Employment Bureau has Just been estab-
lished in connection with the State Labor
Department, by Labor Commissioner Bry-
ant. 1t was created largely because of
the large influx of Southern negroes into
this State as the result Of industrial con-
ditions induced by the war. 1t will in
vestigate housing and sanitary conditions
and will do other work along that line
to prevent the new arrivals from becom-
ing a moral or physical menace.
= + = =
The fight of the big railroad companies
Of the State to reduce the size of many
of their freight crews was resumed this
week before the State Utility Commission
The chief witnesses were conductors and
other members of the Brotherhood of
Railroad Trainmen who were called by
counsel for the Brotherhood to oppose the
testimony given by the experts for the
companies last week. The trainmen told
the Commission that the crews could not
be reduced without endangering traffic
and jeopardizing the efficiency of the SER
vice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1917-10-05
Doctors Agree On
Eczema Remedy
Confirm the Statements About
d. d. d. Prescription

Geo. r. Richardson, NJ. D.: SIN my
opinion, D.. d. ID. should be applied in all
cases of skin disease-an immediate relief
10 the itch, a calm to excited nerves, soft,
soothing, yet a powerful agent, a strength
TO the general system"
DR.. Unna Holmes: I'D. D. D. is as
rear a specific for eczema and the dreaded
Psoriasis as is quinine for malaria. l con-
ftantly prescribe D.. D.. D. also for salt
rheum, letter, barber's itch, pimples, all
forms Of itching eruDtlons, scales, sores"
Dr. Ira L. Gabbert: Il freely admit
that D. D. D. reaches most cases of
eczema and permanently cures them
DR.. Gabhert of Caldwell, Kansas, is one
Of the best skin specialists in the state.
write and ask him about d. D.. d.
Druggists are glad to recommend this
sc0thing, cooling liquid. CSC, soc and $1.00.
Come to us and we will tell you more about
this remarkable remedy. Your money back
Unless the first bottle relieves YOU. d. D. d.
Lo~p keeps your skin healthy. Ask about it.
145 w. Main ST., S. BID. & X. r. Ave
At IUOHY & LOUNSBURY'S
Druggists
The Penn's Grove record., 1917-10-05
Astounding Report For Penns Grove

The wife of a merchant had stom-
ach trouble SO bad She could eat
adIer-i.ka benefited her INSTANTLY
Because Adler-i-ka Pushes the EN-
TIRE alimcntary tract, it relieves
ANY CASE Of constipation, sour
stomach or gas and prevents appendi-
citis. 1t has QUICKEST action of
anything we have ever sold. For
sale by Tuohy & Lounsbury, Drug
gists, Penns Grove.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1917-10-05
Real Estat. For Sale
For Sale

Worry pulls down the organism and
will finally tear it to piece ae-eFing
is to be gained by it. bat s'hing is
to be lost. Lok out foy isht' the
brightest side of tb, Sep thy
face constantly u