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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-03-19
They Are Safe.

During a discussion OF high food
prices and the many commission
which the government is now support
ing Uncle Joe Cannon interrupted
Frank Mondell OF Wyoming and asked /:
"The gentleman thinks that the EN-
ployees Of these commissions-and God
knows how many there are: 1 do not
who get on the payroll will not suffer
for food, will they? They will get 1t
from the treasury"
To which Mondell replied:
Whatever may be the condition Of
the balance OF the world, after d care
ful examination OF this plan and ont
line Of this board, ] must say I can say
to the house with confidence that the
gentlemen employed under this SEIZED
ule will not suffer greatly by reason Of
the present high cost Of living"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-03-19
House Repartes.

Not long after j. Hampton Moore Of
Philadelphia had been berating the
newspapers for creating a war feeling
in this country there was some discus
sion as to whether the tariff commits
sion had been named.
THE newspapers report that the pres
ident appointed the commission" stat
ed Moore, interrupting Fitzgerald OF
New York.
We'll" responded the New York
man, 'the gentleman and myself do not
pay much attention to what appears in
the newspapers"
The house considered this q very
good one ON Moore.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-03-19

While the stormy scenes were being
enacted IN the senate quite a different
proceeding took place In the house.
Uncle Joe Cannon and Jim Mann laud-
ed Champ Clark and Majority Leader
Kitchin. Speaker Clark. Fitzgerald
and Kitchin handed bouquets 10 Jim
Mann. In fact, IL was a love feast.
Partisanshlp vas relegated to the linn
DO OF forgotten things while these par
tisan leaders praised each other, told
what good men and true they were,
and all that sort Of thing.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1917-03-19
F|L|BUSTER OF
1915 RECALLED
Shipping Bill Talked to Death
Two Years Ago.
A REVERSAL OF POSITION
Senator Stone Was at That Time
Leader of Presidents 6ackers and
Upbraided Hitchcock - This Year
Hitchcock Took Stone to Task For
Not Standing by Chief Executive.


Washington, March 15.-[SpeciaL J.
Those who listened to the seedlings In
the senate which closed the Sixty
fourth congress were reminded that
two years before there were similar
scenes when the shipping bin was fill
clustered to its death. The feeling
manifested was just as bitter over the
matter of buying ships as 1t was over
the measure giving the president wide
authority in the great international
crisis.
Difference In Two Years.
Two years ago Senator Stone dashed
with fury those Democrats who op-
posed the shipping bin. One of those
Democrats was Senator Hitchcock OF
Nebraska. This year Hitchcock with
equal fury dashed those who opposed
the armed neutrality bill. One of these
wal Stone OF Missouri.
Two years age Stone was furious be-
cause senators refused TO support the
president. This year Hitchcock was
equally indignant because senators
who defeated the neutrality bill re
fused TO stand by the president.
It does not take very long for men
TO find themselves and conditions I'm
greatly changed attitudes.
A Striking Contrast.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-13

to the minors at the end of the train
ing season. Manager Griffith is plan
ming to make a pitcher of Jameson,
who was an OUtfield relief man in
1916. Jameson has not pitched for
several seasons, but his left arm is
strong, and in practice he has de-
velOped terrific speed. Jameson and
Harper will share the sOUthpawing
and Gallia and Walter Johnson will
round out the regular quartet.
There are hints'that all is not peace
and, happiness in some of the big
league training camps. Salary cuts
have left bitter scars and the play
ers are not taking kindly to drill.
There are rumOrs from the Pirate
camp, but there are more than ru-
mOrs from the Brooklyn outfit at Hot
Springs. The National league cham
piOns are getting beyond Manager
Wilbert Robinson and doing about as
they please.
The race track bug, bane of so
many managers lives, has bitten the
noble athletes and they are more in
terested in the hOrsehide of the track
than the diamond. One day last week
the players pool cleaned $500 on a
race and there was a jubiliatiOn.
For time Robbie had two training
periods. Then the shower baths al
lOted the players were cut off and
they were only allowed under the wa
ter once a day. Promptly the play
ers refused to go through two train
ing sessions. Robbie suggested
sponge baths, such as he used to take
when he was a regular, but the .ath-
letes of today are far above such
makeshifts.
The strong tip is that the players
are doing about as they please. Pres
ident Ebbetts, when asked about the
two training periods, said the play
ers might as well do as they pleased
in that affair as they had been doing
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-13

not be Jollled into a pennant this
season.
Phil Harrison, West Side middle
weight, did everything but knock out
Joe DOry in ten rounds at Racine. At
the end of the battle DOry had to be
assisted from the ring, Ieg-weary and
bleeding from several cuts. The
bout was as One-sided as could be
imagined. Only exceptional game
ness enabled DOry to stick through
the final round. HarrisOn's only
mark was a slightly cut ear. IN the
same show Sunburst DOIan handed
an artistic tTimming\ tO Matty Nc
Cue.
George Chip stopped Bob Mocha in
the fourth round Of a scheduled r.
round go at Youngstown, O.. A right
uppercut spelled curtains for the
cave man.
John DIN, Finnish wrestling cham
piOn, defeated Doc Roller in straight
falls at the Coliseum. The Finn
showed exception strength, but was
shy on Cleverness. The first fall
came in 47:51 with a reverse body
lock, and the second in 1850 with a
body scissors. OIin through his
great strength was enable to break
the best holds of the wrestling
medicO In the semi-windup Charley
Cutler won from Mort Henderson in
straight falls.
Minnesota defeated Northwestern,
80 to 20, and shares the Conference
basketball championship with Illi-
nOis. Each team won 10 games and
lost 2.
Benny Leonard defeated Johnny
Tilman of Minneapolis in six fast
rounds at Philadelphia. Each man
scored two knOckdOwns, but the New
Yorker put the most force into his
punches.
Basketball Scores
Marshall lights "a, SchUrz 5.
Dbi11irc hnov-inC Co177v,oo Of
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
Secrecy Is Cautioned

Mrs. A. Jensen went to Extra to-
day where she will visit at the c..
Christensen home for a few days.
Mrs. L. Graham went to Extra
today for a few days visit at the
home of her mother. Mrs. G. Wester-
son.
H. G. Rice departed this evening
for Lowmoore. Iowa. where he will
visit with friends and attend to bus
mess matters, for few days.
Mrs. Martin Madsen anu son of
Extra was in the city between trains
today visiting at the home of her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. John McKibbin
Miss Anna Fredricksen who has
been here visiting at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Jens Andersen the past
week, has returned to her home in
Brayton.
Robert Ping departed today for st.
Joseph, Missouri, where he has bus
mess matters that frequently need
his attention. Mr.. Ping expects to
be gone about a month.
Mr.. and Mrs. N c. Schmidt depart
ed yesterday for an extended visit
+.
and Mrs. Rev p. c. Jensen. who re-
side at Pocatello, Idaho.
Mr.. and Mrs Louis Petersen and
five children arrived in the city to-
day from Coon Rapids. Mr.. Peter
sen has rented farm in this COM
munity so will make their home here
Mrs. Fl. T. Kroeger and two
daughters. Margaret and EnOla, who
have been here visiting at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. John Graham and
family for a few days. left today for
Atlantic.
Mrs. B. Cunningham left today for
Stuart where she will visit for a
few days at the home of her daughter
Mrs. j. E. Mcclure and family. Mrs,
Cunningham expects to visit West
| field, Iowa, with her son. William be-
fore returning home.
IL you want to hear the best
musical number that has ever visit.
ed the town of Audubon you will
want to hear the Cathedral Choir al
the Presbyterian church on March
Sth. This will be the last number OF
the winter lecture course and is well
worth the price Of admission.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
FARMERS ARE
TAKING ACTION
Meeting Saturday Probably Means
Building of New Creamery
Here i'm Audubon During
The Summer

For several weeks past there has
been a movement on foot to es-
tablished a centralized creamery in
the town of Audubon. The members
of the Blue Grass and Sharon cream
cries have long considered making
a move. A number of meetings have
been held and the members voted to
change the location of their cream
cries to Audubon.
A joint meeting of the members
of both creameries was held in this
city last Saturday at which time
officers and directors were elected
and given power to make all neces-
sary arrangeTen for a centralized
plant that would be adequate to
handle the business that had form
erly been handled by the two con-
Germs
The following officers were elected
to serve for term of one year: r.
w. Mulinger president; George
Mathiesen, vice-president; Peter Jen-
SEN treasurer. The directors are:
Hans. j Hansen, l.. j. Andersen, and
Jorgen II. Jensen. The committee
to draft the by laws and constitution
are r. W. Mullinger, Peter Jensen.
Geo. Mathiesen and a. j. Shupe.
The matter of location has been
thoroughly considered. Sufficient
space is available along the North
western tracks, but a number of the
members present thought an up town
location would be preferable so the
vacant lots of j. F. McCort on the
street to the Northwestern depot and
also lots of John Griggs on the
street to the Rock Island depot
were considered.
Another meeting will be held in
this city soon at which time the name
of the new organization will be de-
termined
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
GEO. McNARY SELLS OUT

Tuesday afternoon a deal was COM
pleted whereby G. w. McNary, who
has been operating the Majestic in
this city for the pasJ several months
disposed of the same to II. l. Miller,
of Cameron. Missouri. Mr.. Miller has
been in the movie business for num-
Der of years and understands the bus
mess from every angle. He has made
a success of the business in the town
where he comes from and we predict
that he will give Griswold one of the
best moving picture shows of any
place in this part of the state. He ex-
poets to make a number of changes in
the management of the place and will
endeavor to give Griswold the very
best there is.-Griswold American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
AN EXPENSIVE CHARIVARI

A couple of Lewis boys are poorer
and perhaps wiser as the result of a
charivari at the Robson home Friday
evening After Mr.. Robson, the
groom, had treated them to cigars a
couple of them got can of axel
grease, which they besmeared on the
front windows, the glass in the
front door, a couple of porch posts
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
WILL MOVE TO TOWN

Hans Fabricius, of Fiscus has pur-
chased the residence property and
five acres of ground on the street to
the cemetery from Albert Law. The
deal was made yesterday and posses
sion will be given at once. Mr.. Fa
bricus will not move to Audubon
until next fall and will probably rent
the residence until then. The deal
was made through the Audubon
County Realty Company.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
EXTRA HAS NEW MAYOR

Mayor c. o. Hunt of Extra has
resigned and will move to a farm
north of that city. The city council
accepted the resignation and elected
Merle Terhune to fill the unexpired
term.
During his term of Office Mayor
Hunt has pushed through the new
municipal water system with street
mains and standpipe holding So
900 gallons.
Mr.. Terhune is manager of the
Green Bay Lumber company.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01

and one side of the house. The porch
electric light bulb was also broken
Saturday Mr.. Robson had several
boys arrested. Steve Smith and
Leslie Russell pleaded guilty to put
ting on the grease and Mayor Jones
fined them SIS and $40 respectively
The charge against the other boys
was withheld and they were set free
after being given some fatherly ad-
vice by the mayor.-Lewis Standard
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN
In The Heart of The Northwest

\ FARM in the Heart OF the
L ANorthwest will mean pros
perity for you and health fo1
your family. Situated in the
Red River Valley Of Minnesota
and North Dakota, the Heart of
the Northwest is ideal as a home
for you and your children.
The best farming land in the
world can be purchased in the
Heart of the Northwest for
from 500 to 800 an acre. How
much more than this is tied up
inyour present farm? Ship your
present farming implements to
the Heart of the Northwest. The
general farm crops are being
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS

am now making my canvass and
showing the new line of spring wall
papers. If you are going to need any
wall paper this year, let me show
you my line of samples and quote you
prices on the work Phone 437 and
will call. L. T.. Bailey. 9-2
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-03-01

successfully raised on an extern
sive scale. Four transcontinental
railroads market the crops of the
Northwest.
For fifteen years we have de-
voted our efforts exclusively to
the sale of this land and have
sold over 81 100000 worth of
Northwest farms. Many of your
friends and neighbors now have
homes in the Heart Of the North
west.
This land offers an oppor-
tunity you cannot afford to over
look. Write for our free book
let or call on our local agent.
We have the farm for you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
ODD VIEWPOINT.

One woman in the audience had
her own ideas about Julian Eltinge,
the famous impersonator of feminine
types.
Wouldn't it be great fun to be
married to a man like that" she
said to her husband.
'You mean because he is good
looking9"
"No; you are good-looking enough
to suit me-"
"Then what do you mean? ?"
"Think what novelty it would be
to be able to dress in the Paris gowns
your own husband wears to work. -
Youngstown Telegram.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
CAN'T LIVE ON $4,000 A YEAR
Larger Allowance Needed to Keep
Country Home, Says HeIress to
Great Wealth.

Mrs. Olga Florman, daughter Of
the late Charles Kohler, piano man.
ufacturer and race horse owner, is
IN predicament which she set forth
in the Surrogate's court in AN APP
pllcation for an extra allowance of
$4,000 from her fathers estate.
With a baby to support and on an
income of $4,000 year, Mrs. Flor
man declared she found it hard to
get along, in view of the fact that
her husband, Nils Florman, earns
only $50 a week. The $25, 900 o
year, said Mrs. Florman, who 10
twenty-one years old, is just enough
to maintain her city home and her
country residence at Port Washing
ton, L. l. The acquisition of the
latter was made necessary last spring
by the illness of her baby. To buy
the house she had to borrow $15, 900,
and, of course, the high cost of hv-
ing has to be taken into considera-
ton.
Within year Mrs. Florman will
receive one-third of 100000, the
residuary estate of her father, and
as she reaches twenty-five, thirty and
forty years she will receive 500. 900
on each occasion. Her need is press
ing, however, for she has outstanding
debts amounting to $4,000, of
which $4,000 is secured by notes
which soon will mature.-New York
Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

while walking on the banks of the
Savannah river. He was attracted
to the scene of the discovery by what
seemed to be a strange-shaped mold
of clay protruding from the earth at
a point where a construction gang
had been making excavations for the
river levee.
Using his fingers, Mr.. Story un-
earthed a clay pipe almost intact.
He dug deeper in the soft earth and
soon brought forth quite collection
Of bones, bric-a-brac and utensils of
various sorts. In the list he had the
following: Fourteen arrowheads, one
spearhead, two celts (tomahawks) !,
two pipes, pottery fragments, fakes
of flint, human bones and teeth, ami
NAL bones (leg of deer and boar
tusk).
Beneath the pile, which was found
in an area of less than five square
feet, Mr.. Story unearthed a bed of
Goals. Many of the Goals had come
near the surface and were mingled
with the bones.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
UNABLE TO SEE THE JOKE
Indiana Men Indignant at Trick Which
Caused Them to Travel Far
Out of Their Way.

During recent period of rainy
weather and bad roads in Brown
county, some young men played a
joke on many travellers on the Bel
mont Bloomington pike. At a
swampy place in the road the mud
had become very deep, but was not
impossible. The young men found
a COW that had died. They cut off
her head and tail and placed them in
the mud hole, making it appear that
the COW had mired down and died.
Hundreds of travellers in all kinds
of vehicles came to the mud hole
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
PRESERVE SCENIC BEAUTIES.

The beautiful scenery of New Zea-
land is not to be permitted to be
marred by the real estate hawk, or
the builder speculator. The domin-
ion parliament has passed scenery
preservation act in order to save
some of the nations splendid bush
fora from the ravages of the gentry
mentioned. In the Auckland district
a feature of great natural beauty
in the King country known as the
"Mangapohue natural bridge" has
been gazetted and preserved from de-
struction, and in the Wellington dis
trict the well-known Wharite noun
tain, at the back of Palmerston
North, situated on the boundary be-
tween the Wellington and Hawkes.
bay districts, has also been pro-
claimed. A very beautiful section
clothed with native bush, within a
mile of Ohakune, has been added
to the scenic reserves Of the dis
trict.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
RARE FIND OF INDIAN RELICS
Discovery Recently Made in Georgia
viii Undoubtedly Prove Interest
ing to Antiquarians.

What is said to be the most varied
and remarkable collection of utensils
used by the primitive Indians, to-
gether with the red mans bones, that
has ever been unearthed in the vi
cinity of Augusta, Ga, during the
present century has just been discov-
cred by Chester E. Story, who has
made close study Of ethnology and
anthropology.
This find was made by Mr.. Story
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

and on seeing the cows head ana
tail protruding from the mud, would
turn around and drive back and take
an old road, five miles out Of the
way, to get back to the main pike.
After learning of the joke, several
of the victims were so indignant they
went to Nashville and consulted a
lawyer with a view to prosecuting
the jokers. They were advised to
let the matter drop.-Indianapolis
News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
PATRoNlZiN6.

"Flubdub has such a patronizing
manner"
eyes, he can't pass a globe repre-
senting the world without patting
it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
IN THE GRIP OF HABIT.

The man who names Pullman
cars sprang at the man who names
collars.
"Wshdgevftthgdf," he Kissed.
"Gbevdfrseujk," was the whitening
reply.
"Come, come, boys" expostulated
the gentle-voiced keeper, ''you were
not to talk shop, you know" Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
INCONSIS TENT.

"And you won't buy that antique
chair | got from you ten years ago3'
"No, it would be of little use to
me in its present condition"
"What do you mean? It's more
antique than ever now."-Louisville
Courier-J Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
NOT RICH ENOUGH.

Randall-Is Delaney a vulgar
person?
Rogers-No, he's too poor. Only
a rich person can be vulgar success
fully.-Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
TRUTH ABOUT 1T.

$50 Jack is going to get married.
In love at last, eh?"
"No, in debt. boston Evening
Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
CAUSE OF sHABBlNEss.

Miss Paul-He says that he rubs
elbows with number of rich men.
Miss Pry-Is that what makes his
SO shiny?-Town Topics.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
EXPLAINING.

'1 hurl your assertion in your
teeth"
"What do you mean by that?'
cit means I will make you eat
your words"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
MUST KEEP THEM.

"Does he keep his promises ?"
81 guess so; never heard of any,
body wanting to take them. De
troit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.

ga Galahad-" he began.
"Cut it out" interposed the young
lady. "T!'s bad form to talk about
a gal you had"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
POOR PERFORMANCE.

Miss Sweet-She has a good ear
for music.
"Maybe SO, but she doesn't sing
with her ear"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
MAKING SOMETHING,

"How's business, old man? Been
making anything lately?"
eyes; an assignment" Boston
Evening Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
ScoRcHED PIE.

81 thought you had given up
burnt-wood art, dearie."
Ferdinand, how can you be u
heartless? This is a pie"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
PUT 1T BACK.

Jeweler watch has the sec
ond hand
Newrich-I'll have nothing sec
ond hand.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
WHAT'S IN A NAME7

"Who is that studious-looking
girl, the one with the high forehead
and the square jaw"
Gift"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

Maybe; but rney Will pull one
down socially"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

SOMETHING TO eat!-
"He has sort of free lunch route
of banquet dates"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
STRONG EVERY WAY.

"They say that onions will build
one up physically"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

NOTE "A package Of ten cigarettes made Of all
Turkish tobacco costs the smoker 10c or 1sc. A
package Of ten Piedmonts made of highest-grade
Virginia tobacco costs the smoker only Sc, Why
tho difference Because Piedmonts pay no dug, no
OCEAN fright, no marjas ig5Srasa, no ExPEDstvs
importing ebargs5.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25
HIS M ETHoD.

GLOW does that poet manage for
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

= That's exactly where the
value belongs the ciga-
rette. You can't smoke duty,
you know.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-01-25

Piedmonts are made of the
highest grade of Virginia to-
bacco-ALL Virginia tobacco!
Golden in color and as mellow
as Dixie's sun.