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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27

Too Well Trained Even to Turn Their
Heads When Collie Got Into the
Carriage Behind Them.

About her fine collie, Max Glad
stone O'Conncr, Mrs. II. 7. O'Connor
tells many engaging anecdotes In her
book, DOG Stars"
| All the cnbmen at the cabstand,
writes Mrs. O'Connor, had word for
Max. and hopefully he frequently got
into n waiting vehicle and sat there
| until the laughing "cabby" drove him
up and down the embankment.
One lovely morning in June I was
walking through Grosvenor square
when | observed an equipage, the like
of which Is to be seen only I'm London,
waiting for some great lady. The large,
satin-smooth horses, Jet black. we're
perfectly matched; the sllver-mounted
harness gllttered magnlhcently the
long, lemon-shaped barouche was lined
In wine-colored satin; the coachman
and footman, both big. fine-looking
men, wore powdered hair, claret-col-
ored broadcloth liveries, richly adorned
with silver buttons, and high hats with
silver bands and cockades. Conscious
of their Importance, they looked neith-
er to the right nor the left, but with
proud eyes gazing into space remained
immovable. Such magnificence could
only be the product of an old, pIctur-
esque and self-respecting aristocracy,
possibly the carriage of royalty.
Suddenly missed Max. He seemed
to have disappeared as IL by magic,
for he was not on either side of the
street, and yet It had been only a mo-
ment since he was trotting by my side.
turned back and, as passed the car
riage, looked up. and there he was,
smiling and at ease, sitting In the back
of the wine-colored barouche on the
tufted satin seat.
MAX" called, "get down at once |
and come alongw
Those massive, self-important lack |
eys never winked an eyelash. They !
mast have seen him get into the car |
rage, and certainly they saw him get |
out, but they made no sign. And 1
am confident that II q kangaroo had |
aiken n flying leap into that opulent
richness he would have been treated |
with the same silent, crushing POM
loSity
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
Dates Mixed.

She was a tired old colored "mam-
my" who evidently had had expert
ence, for she told the conductor on an
Illinois street car twice the other eve
ming that she wanted to get Off at
Washington and Illinois streets.
The car crossed Market street and
the conductor called, "Illinois and
Washington. Transfer for Bismarck,
Riverside. etc."
The car passed on, and the conduc-
tor obligingly called again. But Mrs.
Rastus sat.
He walked up In the car. and
touched the old woman on the arm.
and said again. illinois and Wash
ington. Here's your stop"
Go long," said the passenger, II
wanted Washington and Illinois street.
not Illinois and Washington. Indian
apoIiB Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
Il Wasn't Petty Larceny.

The big. fat-footed negro was up for
theft.
Il caught him nippin' a fresh-made
pumpkin pie from the MacGregor
house on Marguerite street." explained
Officer Carey.
did your demanded the judge.
"Dat's rough word. yo' honoh-say-
In l done stole 1t. Now, as ter de
truf-dat punkin pie was settin' dar
on de winder ledge, abandoned. jedge.
Nobody nowhar nigh hit. jedge. Hit
wuz case OBJ .justifiable adoption.
brought on by de Christmas sperrit."-
Case and Comment.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
AN INSTANCE.

He-You can't understand the
anxiety with which one goes into a
forlOrn hope. d
She-Oh, yes, can. l saw Miss
Oldgirl headed for beauty parlor
yesterday.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
ITS LACK OF USE.

"The craze about the souvenir
spoon is never heard Of now"
"No; the souvenir spoon has
ceased to make stir"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
c!ty-SsSt.

And still the population of the Unit
ed States keeps heading for the cities.
More than 40 per cent of the people
of this country now live In incorpor-
ated towns.-Buffalo Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
MAMMALS LITTLE GIRL.

The Dominie-Are you your
mammals little girl?
Edith-Papa says l am whenever
I've been naughty.-Life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
Transformation.

what Is practical politicianr
I'm many instances" replied Senator
Sorghum, ''he Is a reformsr who has
backnlid.r
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
STATUS QUO.

"Docs she love him well enough 10
marry him?"
ooh, yes; but he believes in letting
well enough alone"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-03-27
HER ATTRACTION.

'sThey say that Miss Plainleigh is
in love with herself"
Heavens She must have a pile
a money
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Veteran Wins
44O-Yard Swim
In Big Meet
Man

L. B. BUD Goodwin. the veteran
swimmer, again set too lively a pace
for his younger rivals and easily won
the 44O-yard event held by the New
York Athletic Club yesterday. Good
win gained a 1o-yard lead during the
first length of 40 yards and was con-
tent TO hold this advantage to the
finish. John A. Zimnoch was second,
with Leo Giebel third. The latter also
finished second in the 110-yard swim,
being less than a foot behind Stephen
Rudy, the winner.
Several rowing races also furnished
close finishes. In the junior eight
cared she'll event the crew of the At
lanta Boat Club spurted into winning
lead in the last 100 yards to lead home
both the New Rochelle and Metropoli-
tan Boat clubs.
The summaries follow:
Eght-oarcd shen ro,-won BY Atlanta Boo,
Club, with bow. Kinzsley; No 2. Ryan; No, 8.
Fitzpatrick; No. 4. Whckdck; No 5. Desmond: No.
swain. Afulcahy; New Rochsllc Boat Club. second
Metropolitan Boat Club third. Time. . 80 rs.
loo-ysrd swim thsndicapl-Won BY Stephen Rud-
A. C. q seconds. second: +. Polk. unattached us
secunds), third. Time. l:2L
65,yaTd swim tclosed TO enlisted men)-won b,
Fort Slocum. second. +. Regno. olSt Company.
For siocum. third. Time. O:5j;,
braith. New, York A; c. rs points,. with 90
points A; spoobersi New York A. C. & points.
York A. c. A znnoes. New Yors a. G.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Casey Stengel Is One of Those Southpaws, but
He Acts as Though He Were Civilized Person
Flatbush Fans Just Begin.
ming to Appreciate
Star Player

with the American Asst citation club Of
his native CITY. His experience up to
that time had been limited to school
and amateur ball. 1t was soon seen
that he was not ready for fast minor
league. so Kansas City sent Casey to
Kankakee under optional agreement.
The Northern Association, of which
Kankakee was member, exploded on
July 20. Whereupon Kansas City
transferred its option on Stengel to
lIaysville, of the Blue Grass League.
Stengel was recalled that fall for fur
Their trial. The following spring Kan
sas City farmed out Stengel to the
Aurora club of the Observation-Disclosures
League. 1t was here that Larry SUIT
ton, scout of the Dodgers, discovered
Stengel and advised Charles II. Ebbets
to put In draft for the player.
Stengel was one of some forty-odd
youngster. awarded to Brooklyn in the
draft Of 1911. There was such herd
of colts that no manager could prop
erly study all Of them. Stengel was
farmed out to Toronto, OF the Interna-
tional League, without trial. He went
to the Canadian city under option of
recall.
Before the Toronto club left the
South the following spring Stengel was
released to Montgomery. of the South
ern Association. In 1876 games with
Montgomery he batted .290. Brooklyn,
therefore, exercised its option in the
fall Of 1917, hailed Casey back from
Montgomery and found in him pretty
fine baseball player. He has played
regularly with the Dodgers through
the last four campaigns.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29

gives nothing more OF the last ounce Of
energy in running out q hit. Stengel is
one Of the few major league players of
this age who runs out everything just
as hard as he can.
Carries Sound Wallop
Casey carries a pretty sound wallop,
too. He will improve MS hitting right
along, for he practises assiduously.
And he Is not the most affable batter to
confront pitcher in tight place. For
Stengel is most likely to hit where his
hit will do the most damage. Love of
show and limelight somehow forces him
to rise to emergencies.
Because Of his dash and display and
his whole-hearted enthusiasm Stengel
is doubtless more strongly intrenched
in the sympathies of Flatbush than
either Zach Wheat or Jake Daubert,
supposedly the two desdliest swatters
of the Dodgers. Zach and Jake are of
the passive type. They go about their
work in mastery style, but just as II
their deeds were part Of a routine
grind.
Judging him strictly on his merits as
a defensive player, no regular Of the
National League champions outshines
this right fielder. For the right field at
Brooklyn is one of the most treach-
erous sun fields to be found on the cir
cult. It is quite as difficult as left field
of the Polo Grounds, where George
Burns patrols in masterful style. Out
side of Burns, who is the last word in
outfielding skill, no one in the National
League can do better than Stengel in a
fierce glare. He comes in well and he
goes out well for pulling flies and for
fierce liners. Casey can throw with
the very best OF them.
Like most Of Charles n. Ebbsts's
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Dodger Outhelder Full of
Dash and Pepper on
Diamond
BY W. J. MACBETH

II all they say about left-handed
pitchers Is true land they do say that
all southpaws should keep away from
the squirrels), then Casey Stengel, OF
the Dodgers, has missed his real voca-
ton.
Casey, who plays right field for Will
bert Robinson's champion Dodgers, Is
not exactly hiding his light under a
bushel, as it is. There are few better
outfielders in the National League than
he, but still there are some. As
southpav, though, he would be IN .
class by himself-that Is, II eccentri-
city Is a true line on portside great
ness. For, friend Casey. to say the
very least, Is Just about as eccentric
as they como.
No Use for Primrose Path
His eccentricities do not parallel the
line. OF some famous players Of the
past and present. He has little use
for the primrose path which Rube
Waddell travelled in his glory. There's
nothing mean in his makeup, such as
detracted from the ability OF Tabasco
Kid Elberfeld. His eccentricity Is
somewhat akin to that Of John ].
Evers, the celebrated Trojan. Casey
Stengel revels in action and excitement.
He has the happy faculty of stirring
things up whenever he is around.
Much Of Stengel's dash and pepper
is lost TO the home crowds because OF
his unfortunate situation in the out
field. A fellow away out in the garden
cannot make enough noise to be heard
in the stand like the chatter of an in
fielder. Yet Stengel has press-agented
himself so we'll that he is prime ia
vorite with the bleacherites not only
at home but throughout the circuit. He
is lad Of color, no doubt about that.
II is doubtful IL there is more
popular player, so far rs Flatbush is
concerned. Casey Stengel has many of
the attributes Of real greatness IN his
profession. To begin with, he is ear
nest and conscientious in his endeavors.
He plays every percentage that can
favor himself or the club. He is not
possessed Of the speed Of Cobb, yet Ty
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Metropolitan Crew
Wins on Harlem

The Metropolitan Boat Club, with a
sprinting finish, captured the centipede
race, which featured the annual rowing
regatta of the Nonpareil Rowing Club,
held on the Harlem River yesterday.
During the greater part of the half
mile course the Nets waited behind
the pacemaking Bohemian Boat Club
crew, and 100 yards from the finish
politan oarsmen had pulled up on even
terms with their rivals, and, never
slackening their stroke, pulled away to
win by one length.
James Ehlers was the most success
full competitor of the day. After taking
the junior singles race, Ehlers, teamed
with Edward Harper, won the junior
doubles.
The summaries follow:
Junior singIs-won By : EhlsS; W. Harper.
Ehlers and Z. Haper: crew No. 3. with H.
Charrnley and r bloom second: crew No 4.
with W. DonoVsn and j. Harry. third. Time. s.i7.
Rowing Club; with l. Iauss. bow No. 2. +. Far
nam; No. 3. s. Wells; coyswain. G. Froelich
Livingston. No 2: J. keenan,. No. 8: r. II. Pearse.
stroke. second: Bohemian Boat Club. with A. Kali
lea; bow: S. Thynis; No. 2: S sneles. No. 5;
Cenupede race (cloeedl-won by crew No 2.
with J. keenan,. bow: ]; Shea. No: q W. shea.
No. s.. Z. Harper. stroke; crew No 3, with A.
No. 3: A. Cumbersome stroke. second: crow No /.
with r. II. Pearse. bow: w, Donovan. No. 2; NJ
Eight shell (closedl--won by crew No. /.
with Livingston. stroke. Conbcrsano. No. 2: G..
MSlsn 10 k nsDs5 10 W. ss'. No 5:
crew No ., second.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Peter Dillon Best in
2:18 Pace at Mineola

The Nassau Driving Club he''
Saturday matinee at Mineola yssNfa.,ii
The 2:ls pace had six starters -.
was won by Peter Dillon In ',rs 81 :,
heats, his best heat being timed .. Ii,S
The free-for-all trot was anon; n
thriller, and was won by Aller, s.;ns
straight heats, Country Tx best
second and Startle third Inc
heat was timed in 2:li; A,d
The free-for-all pace brought ,v NV,
Of the fastest Of that class 70 me ,', won won
Lillian W., driven BY ,. F,aher,, o., N.
the first heat in 2:i3k, then iosI ,ses
second, when she broke on .ns ,"ms
stretch. and Mckinney Maid cane nv
frst. Lillian W. came back. ho" s,oss
in the third heat and won in . e'''
finish. a. stysirht
heats by Petra Cora, ana 'ns -.;sAt
trot wen. to Special Parole IN s
hests from Nell Acnnsoek - 80
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Shadow and May Be
Win Bayside Races

Only the Stars and the Bees stared
in the weekly regatta Of the BaJno'
Yacht Club, on Little Neck Bay, yes
terday. The wind was light and fron
the north-northwest, but it was gum
Gent to send the craft around We
usual course in fairly satisfactory ame'
Among the Stars, the winner was
Shadow, the property Of ". L. lnsis.
The craft beat Star Light BY minus
and al seconds for first place. VA,
The real race was between star L,gD'
and Aria. At the finish only nan . :
second separated the boats. MIS- 2.
Funke, sailing Southern Cross, w
property of her husband, was dlsqusn
fed for covering the wrong eoass
Lack of instructions 10 the fair snpp.
was responsible for the error. hn.ss
the Bees, the winner was May De- '0'
property of G. W. Hopewen.
The summary:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Carson Yacht
Proves Winner
In Light Wind

Members Of the Handicap Yacht Rae
ing Class Of Long Island Sound held
their second race Of the season under
the auspices Of the New Rochelle Yacht
Club yesterday. The wind was light
and from the northwest. Fortunately
Il held steady throughout, and gave the
yachtsmen a fairly satisfactory brush.
The course was made up OF two broad
reaches and beat home.
The feet was slightly larger than IN
tho first regatta of the class, two weeks
ago. It was divided into the usual four
classes, and when Handicapped Charles
p. Tower had finished his figuring
Henry Carson's Pontiac was found to
be the winner among the first division
craft on both actual and corrected
| times.
Sally TX Victor
The same trick was turned by A. E.
Blacks Sally TX In the second division
! Although she won By almost FIVE min
utes actual time, so clever was the
handicapping that Sally TX only de.
feated Nadia by % seconds for first
place. Among the third division boats,
Robin Hood II beat Acadian on both
actual and corrected times.
Two of the Larchmont !nterclub
boats sailed for the first time in the
fourth division, being placed on
scratch. E'Bar, the property Of Luke
Lockwood, one Of the strangers, proved
too fast for the feet, and won on both
actual and corrected times. No date
was announced for the next race of the
association. However, it probably will
| be held In two weeks.
The summary:
FIRST DrvIsIoS-sTART. f4o-coURsE az
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
Rumson Blues Score
Victory at Polo

Rumson, N. j., July 2S.--In a closely
contested polo game played on Herbert
Field, at the Rumson Country Club, to-
day the Rumson Blues defeated the
whites by score Of 0 10 z. The NAL
let work and all-around play Of Will
lam G.. Stonebridge, for the Blues, and
Earl Hopping, for the Whites. feat
ured.
Thomas S. Field, No. i; J. Ford John
son, No. 2; w. G. Stonebridge, No. 8,
and Peter Hauck, back, made up the
Blues, while the Whites comprised
Hugh Barrett, No. I; NJ. d. Bamberger,
No. 2; Earl Hopping, No. 3, and A. A.
Neither. bsexs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29

Jewels, Casey Stengel cost the Brooklyn
club very little money. The Christopher
Columbus of the draft gathered him
in from Aurora, Of the Illinois Wiscon-
sin League back in 1911. He gathered
him while Casey was still bit green,
principally on the reputation of a 1852
batting average for 121 games. But by
)udicious farming in good minor league
company the Squire of Flatbush was
able finally TO develop a gem from a
jewel in the rough.
Casey is a nickname that accrued
to Stengel because of his impromptu
histrlonic efforts to entertain his bush
league companions at the time a GER
tain song, Casey Jones'" was very
popular. II followed him up to the big
show. For Casey, like his namesake.
the engineer, had many a collision and
bump before he finally got around to
the time when major league idol wor-
shippers hung around for a CLOSEUP
after the game. The family knows him
by Charles d. Stengel.
Ready for Army
Casey is only twenty-six years old.
As he has lived an exceptionally clean
life the best years of his athletic life
should lie ahead of him. OF course,
this may be his last season in baseball,
for Casey is patriotic. He intends to
offer his services to the country at the
close Of the present campaign, either
as an artilleryman or a candidate for
the navy. He just insists on hanging
around big guns where there will be
most chance for plenty Of noise and ex-
element.
Stengcl was born and raised in Kan
sas City. Mo, and in 1910, at the age
Of nineteen, was given an opportunity
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29

Springfield. 8: Worcester. 2
Lawrence. 3. Portland, l.
New London. 8: Bridgeport 9 tfnO
Bridgeport. S; New London. tsecondl
Hartford. 3, New Haven, tnrr,).
Hartford. ~ New Haven ! 70 inn-t assssDn13s
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
HYDE Steers His Hydra
To Victory on Sound

Port Washington, Long Island, July
2s.-with his renovated yacht Hydra
Charles E. Hyde, materially aided by
his skilful handling OF the craft, won
leg in the series Of club champion
ship races over the six-mile triangular
course Of the Port Washington Yacht
Club this afternoon.
He beat +. V. Willis In the Affair
across the finish line by the narrow
margin Of 16 seconds. Throughout the
race the yachts were almost constantly
within reach Of each other.
The summary:
STAR OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, PORT WASH
INGTOS YACHT CLUB-sTART. 3.io-CoURsE.
NffIEg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
New York State League

Wilkes BARR. 10. Scranton, T.
Reading, !. Binghamton. J.
Elnlira. 2: Syracuse.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
High Scratch Prize
At Traps for Gates

Seven gunners reported for the July
shoot Of the Bergen Beach Gun Club
yesterday afternoon. The high scratch
prize was taken by G.. Gates with a card
of 95 out of possible 100 targets. On a
shoot-off the high handicap went to j.
A. Dannefelser, with full card of 100
targets.
The scores:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-07-29
American Association

Milwaukee. s: Toledo T.
Indianapolis. 3: Kansas City. T.
Minneapolis. p: Columbus. g.
Louisville. Q. ST. Paul.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1917-07-19
Kin Hubbard ESSAYS
THE NOSE AN IT'S RELATION
r CHARACTER

AS tn weddin' day draws nigh tn
prospective bride should take few
moments each day from her SEWN an
devote 'cTn t. sober reflection. TIL
step she Is plannin' t. take is tn real,
big headliner act o. her life. Let her
consider it well. Let her study tn
teachin's o. tn worlds greatest phys
Economists, whose theories are inter
woven with tn findin's o. ever known
science, before she leaves tn ole home,
or resigns her downtown job. Let her
take up nose readin' durin' tn few
golden weeks that remain.
I wonder how many girls o. t'day
who are filed with rose-tinted visions
o. happy married life know that tn
Septum O. tn nose is tn partition be-
tween tn nostrils? wonder how
many girls o. t'day who are countin'
tn minutes till tn month O. roses
know that Their whole future happi-
ness depends on tn thickness O. her
fiance's septum an its inclination t.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1917-07-19
ANCIENT AND MODERN PHOTOGRAPHY

sides. That's fine. Now throw tn
chin well back-a little tiny bit more.
That's fine. Now, all feet close
t'gether an steady. That'll do" Then
Friday you got tn proofs an you an
your wife looked like Lewis an Clark
takin' Their first view o. Mt Tacoma
after a ten days march on empty
StomachS.
TIL ole time photographer allus
posed you in such way as t feature
your Adams apple. He didn't care
about tn arrangement o. drapery, er
whether your coat wuZ buttoned
straight, but he wuZ Their t see that
your Adams apple got everything that
wuz comm t. it. If you had a hair
lip err wend in tn neck he allus made
'em tn principal points o. interest in
your photo. If you had bulgin' fore
head he'd powder tn high lights an
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1917-07-19

What ever become o. tn ole time
tall, cuffless photographer that wore
a f1owin' tie an smelled like collodion
an called his abattoir a art studio?
/ wonder where he went when he died,
fer Their must have been some special
arrangements made ahead fer him
Who kin fergit how he used t. pose
us in front O. screen showing castle
with rustic bridge leadin' up t. it
an a couple O. swans?
"Now, then set perfectly still an
look about here. Raise your chin a
little more. Higher, higher. That's
fine. Now, turn tn head little slant
in like. That's it, that's it. Now,
that's fine. All, that'n do" Then
he'd turn out a photograph lookin' like
you had a stiff neck augmented by a
little dash O. spinal trouble you
had just murdered whole family
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1917-07-19

droop or not to droop? If his septum
is thin an not disposed t. droop let
her take warnin' ere it is too late, fer
it is a never failin' sign of a retired
liver.
TIL nose is natures most humble
organ next t. tn big toe. TIL whole
human character is boldly written
thereon, so that even she who runs
may read. Theirs no reason fer any
buddy but blind girl gittin' stung.
Whether tn nose is pale, red or
veined, it Is now regarded as tn only
reliable index O. character.
Ideally, veneration, constructiveness,
cautiousness, mental imitation, sub
Unity an especially acquisitiveness Ga
disposition t. acquire property, money
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1917-07-19

pull in your chin. If you had a re-
treatin' chin he'd pry it out an make
an interior o. your nostrils Ii you
looked like a turnip he'd insist on a
front view, an if you looked ike
Ratchet he'd prescribe side view. Ii
you wanted t stand up an show your
feet an watch chain he'd bring forth
a little column-shaped pedestal t
stand by an you looked like you wuz
waitin' fer somebuddy t shoot a ap-
pie off your head
Tday if you want t. look like Theda
Bara or Douglas Fairbanks an artist
I'll fix it fer you. If you look like a
SEWN machine agent an feel like you
would like t. look like a great author
t'day's photographer II show you how
t. git tn desired expression by restin'
tn left cheek in your hand an, lookin'
andousIy int tn future
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