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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
CHESTERFIELD.

Patrick d 'Arcy of Dorchester, Mass,
and his daughter, are spending three
weeks vacation at Mrs. Sarah North
rup's. {
Miss Aida Post of Springfield, Mass,
who is in training as a nurse, is at
home on SSunnvhill farm for a two
weeks vacation.
Mrs. Lee S. Higgins, who was oper-
ated upon in the Memorial hospital in
|Brattleboro, went through the operation
very successfully, and all hope for her
speedy recovery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Madden Of
IKeene, who bought Grand View farm,
spent Sunday at the farm, laying out
work and making arrangements to har-
vest the fruit.
Among the weekend visitors were
SEdw. Jackson and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Walter Dunbar, Charles Dunbar of
Springfield Mass, at Mrs. Northrup s,
and Cadmon Rice of Hudson, Mass.
Rev. Frederick Robinson started on
his vacation Monday. He plans to be
gone a month, and while away will
visit New York city, Arlington, n. j..
Brooklyn, Newburgh, n. T., and several
other cities. All wish him a pleasant
journey and a safe return.
DR.. Esler and a party of the town
hunters have succeeded in getting some
fine coons and some ducks and wood
cock as well, the hunting dogs that the
doctor brought from the South working
fine. The doctor and family expect to
leave Saturday for his home in Airing
ton, \. j., as his business will not al
low him any further vacation.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
ESTATE OF HENRY D. HoLToN.

STATE OF VERMONT,
~ District of Marlboro, SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
district aforesaid:
To all persons interested in the estate
Of Henry ID. Holton, late of Brattleboro.
in said district, deceased, Greeting;
Whereas said court has assigned the
eth day Of October, next. for examining
and allowing the account of the eXetu-
tors of the estate of said deceased and
for a decree of the residue of said estate
to the lawful claimants of the same. and
ordered that public notice thereof be
given to all persons interested in said
estate by publishing this order three
weeks successfully previous to tine day
assigned. in The Vermont Phoenix, a
newspaper published at Brattleboro, in
said district. ..
Therefore. you are hereby notified to
appear at the probate Office in Brattle-
boro, in said district, on the day as
signed. then and there to contest the al
lowance of said account if you see cause,
and to establish your right as heirs.
legatees and lawful claimants to said
residue.
Given under my hand, this 5th day Of
October, 1917.
41-4S A. F. SCHWENK, Judge.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
LEGAL NOTICES.
ESTATE OF SARAH JANE GAINES.
CTATE OF VERMONT,

-
~ District of Marlboro SIS.
To all persons interested in the estate
of Sarah Jane Gaines, late Of Guilford
in said district. deceased, Greeting.
Whereas, said court has assigned the
9th day of October, next, for examining
and allowing the account of the admins
traitor of the estate of said deceased.
and for a decree of the residue of said
estate to the lawful claimants of the
same, and ordered that public notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
in said estate by publishing this order
three weeks successfully previous to the
day assigned, in The. Vermont Phoenix,
n newspaper published at Brattleboro, in
said district.
Therefore, YOU are hereby notified to
appear at the probate office in Brattle-
boro, in said district. on the day as
signed, then and there to contest the al
llowance of said account if you see cause,
and to establish your right as heirs, lega-
tees and lawful claimants to said resi-
due.
Given under my hand, this 5th day of
October, 1917.
41-43 A. f. SCHWENK. Judge.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
POMONA GRANGE MEETING.
officers Elected at Meeting in Will
Evansville

Windham County Pomona Grange
held its annual election with Williams
willie and Newfane Oranges in Will
Evansville and elected the following
officers for 1918: Master, Fred Smith,
West Brattleboro; Overseer DR.. +. L..
Osgood, Townshend; lecturer, Mrs.
Irena Hefilon, Wardsboro; steward,
Charles c. Laughton, Dummerston; as
sistant steward, Raymond Howe, Town
shend; chaplain, Mrs. Mary C. Smith,
West Brattleboro; treasurer, F. A. De
Witt, Newfane; secretary, Mrs. Abbie
A. B. Patch, East Dummerston; gate
keeper, r. l.. Frost, West Brattleboro
Ceres, Mrs. Augusta Bennett, East
Dummerston; Pomona, Mrs. Lucy Stacy,
BrattlebOro; Flora, Mrs. Ruby Wells,
Brattleboro; lady assistant steward,
Mrs. Arletta Whitney, Townshend. The
next meeting will be held with Protcc-
tive Grange, Brattleboro, Dee. 10.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
LEGAL NOTICES.
ESTATE OF eEoReIANA A. WRIGHT

CTATE OF VERMONT,
- District of Marlboro, SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
District of Marlboro
To all persons interested in the estate
of Georgiana a. Wright, late of Brattle-
boro, in said district, deceased,
Greeting:
At probate court, holden at Brattle-
boro, within and for said district on the
22d day of September, 1917, an instru--
ment purporting to be the last will and
testament of Georgiana \. Wright late
.Of Brattleboro, in said district, deceased,
was presented to the court aforesaid, for
probate.
And it is ordered by said court that
the 9th day of October. 1917. at the pro-
bate Office in said Brattleboro, be as
Signed for proving said instrument; and
that notice thereof be given to all per-
sons concerned by publishing this order
three weeks successfully in The Vermont
Phoenix, a newspaper circulating in that
vicinity, in said district. previous to the
time appointed.
Therefore you are hereby notified to
appear before said court. at the time and
place aforesaid, and contest the probate
Of said will, if you have cause.
Given under my hand at Brattleboro,
in said district, this 9TH day of October,
| 1917.
41-43 A. F. SCIIWEN1i, Judge.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

u am glad" says AN English military
writer, Ito hear excellent ACCOUNTS OF the
Belgian Army which is going strong, and
will presently have fresh opportunities of
showing its fighting efficiency Our
gallant allies have had custody of the in
undated part of the front between Dix,
nude and Newport for nearly three years,
and have successfully resisted all German
attempts to break through the line, which
they are holding on to firmly in spite of
the swampy surroundings. o.. Owing to its
enormous numerical superiority, the Brit
ish army naturally absorbs more attention
than the comparatively small Belgian army
receives, but this does not imply any
slump of interest in the doings of King
Albert's troops, who are straining every
nerve to be ready for the prospective
advance into Belgium
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
ESTATE OF JESSIE p. PIERCE.

~ District of Marlboro, SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
District aforesaid:
TO all persons interested in the estate
of Jessie y. Pierce, late of Wilmington
in said district. deceased Greeting:
Whereas. said court has assigned the
9th day of October, next, for examining
and allowing the account of the admin
istrator of the estate, of said deceased
and for a decree of the residue of said
estate to the lawful claimants Of the
same, and ordered that public notice
thereof be given to all persons inter-
ested in said estate by publishing this
order three weeks successfully previous
to the day assigned. in The Vermont
Phoenix, a newspaper published at Brat
tleboro in said district;
Therefore. you are hereby notified to
appear at the probate Office in Brattle-
boro in said district. on the day as
signed, then and there to contest the al
lowance of said account if you see cause.
and to establish your right as heirs,
legatees and lawful claimants to said
residue.
Given under my hand, this 5th day of
October, 1917.
41-43 A. F. SCHWENIi, Judge.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
VERNON.

The library will be open Saturday,
Oct. 81, in the afternoon.
Mrs Emma Dow of Keene is the
guest of Mrs. Kate Squiers.
Miss Viola Harris of Brattleboro spent
the weekend at c. F. Sawyer's.
Mrs Piny Burrows, who is i'll with ty-
phoid fever, is more comfortable.
Mrs. Florence Fennelly of Guilford
has finished caring for Mrs. II. Z.
Akley.
The plaster cast has been removed from
Arthur l.. Miller's leg and the leg is now
in splints.
Miss Harriet Prentiss of Braintree was
n guest few days last week at II. W.
Fairman's.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Barnes spent the
weekend in Jamaica with her sister,
Mrs. j. c. Robinson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Goodnough of
Easthampton, Mass, were weekend
guests at b. A. Streeter s.
Leslie Strcetcr and Miss Tina Street
er of Greenfield were guests on Sun
day Of their brother, b. A. Streeter, and
family.
Remember the Halloween party and
dance to be held in Grange hall Friday
evening, Nov. ,. A mystery supper will
be served.
A number from this place went to
Guilford Center Friday evening to hear
Kingsbury's "Bingvillc" band, and all
report Il fine time.
Miss Marion Anterior of Greenfield
and Mrs. Winnie Bascom of Abingdon,
Mass, were guests of their aunt Mrs. w.
NJ. Hale, on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Grange of Easthampton,
Mass, were guests over Sunday of Mr..
and Mrs Walter Lee. Mrs. Lee and little
son, Raymond, returned home with them
for visit.
| +. A. Dewitt of Nowfane gave a
very interesting talk on the advisable
ity of purchasing Liberty loan bonds
at the regular meeting of Vernon
Grange Saturday evening.
The annual meeting of the Vernon
Union Church association will be held at
the vestry Saturday evening, Oct. p. All
members, their families and friends are
invited to both meeting and supper.
Mr.. and Mrs F. A. Cook and sons, Nor
man and Milton, were guests Saturday of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Warren Hale
They made the journey from their home
in Springfield, Mass, by automobile.
H. A. Staten motored to Worcester
Mass, Tuesday. He was accompanied by
Miss Taylor, nurse, who is caring fol
Mrs Pny Burrows. Miss Taylors moth
er underwent surgical operation tina
day.
The Ladies' circle will meet at theil
rooms Wednesday, Oct. 81 A good at
tendance is hoped for as there will bC
plenty of work for the festival, the pro
ceeds of which will be for the benefit o
the Red Cross.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. A. Staten went t.
, Greenfield Saturday. They were ne
a companicd by Mrs. NJ. l.. Sawyer, VIII,
/ had been their guest several weeks
, Mrs. Sawyer was en- route to her hom
, in Pcterboro, y. IL.
The annual fair and festival OF the Vel
non Ladies' circle will be held in Grang
hall Friday evening, Nov Is, Dancin
will be enjoyed The usual sale of apron
j, fancy articles and homemade candy wi
= be conducted and hot chicken-pie SUI
per will be served. All proceeds fro
this fair will 90 for the benefit of Il
{ Red Cross. Contributions of food an
. salable articles will be gratefully +
ceived.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
WEST CHESTERFIELD. N. II.

Mrs. Frances A. Hubbard is visiting
her niece, Mrs. +. l.. Welcome, this
week.
If you are unable to fight for your
country, buy Liberty bond this week
and help those who are able to fight.
Mrs Anna Z. Stoddard has returned
to her home in this village, after being
absent "a week at the Center, in the
home of her son, Leon.
Mrs. C. +. Stoddard has returned to
her home in Brattleboro, after nearly
a weeks visit with her daughter, Mrs.
Z. l.. Welcome, and family.
The Spofford Grange fair, which is
the great autumn event in this section,
will be held Friday evening, Nov. g..
Full particulars will be given next
week,
Mr. and Mrs. Frank NJ. Davis and
son, Ralph, and their daughter, Mrs.
Mike, and her husband were in town
Friday evening, Oct. 10, to attend the
play and dance.
There will be a regular meeting of
Spofford Grange next Saturday evening,
Oct. 81. District Deputy Smith is cX-
pected to be present for a semi-annnal
inspection. 1t is also birthday treat
night
While digging potatoes Monday Ed
ward l.. Welcome found hill of seven
large potatoes and the original piece
of seed which was sound and had
started to grow again, having two new
sprouts on it nearly half an incn long.
Your correspondent cannot give an
account of the Red Cross play, as those
in charge have not seen fit to give him
any account of it whatever. 1t would
seem as if this was of interest enough
to the public for them to do 50, and
it would also help out the news items
Seventy-fve singers and dancers in
the big Red Cross musical comedy, The
Rose Girl in Brattleboro Auditorium
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
urday matinee, Nov. !, and 3.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
WARDSBoRo.

: Mrs. Olive Briggs is working in Brat
,tleboro.
Mrs. II. E. Knight visited in Jamaica
Wednesday.
Mrs. Carrie Moore is working for
Mrs. Annie Newcomb.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Il. Allen visited
Tuesday in Brattleboro.
Warren Mondell of Northampton,
Mass, is visiting at N. b. Wilder's.
George Tucker of Brattleboro was
a visitor here at the end of the week.
A good company from this village
attended the Grange fair in Newfane.
John Buchanan of Massachusetts WIS.,
tied his sister Mrs. A. Ashford, re-
Gently.
John Scranton, who has been work
ing in Barre, Mass, returned home
list week.
j. NJ Gleason, who had been the
guest of his nephew, j. +. Gleason, re-
turned to Boston Monday.
Carl Newcomb is home from Lud-
ow, Mass, to help his mother, Mrs.
A. s. Newcomb, through her auction.
The Al club will meet Wednesday
afternoon, Oct. 81, with Mrs. Ella I'm.
derwood. All are cordially invited.
Mrs. Annie Ncwcomb went to the
Memorial hospital in Brattleboro Sat
urday for treatment for q nerve trou-
BILE.
Miss Carrie Ware accompanied G.
| w. Morse to Brattleboro to meet Miss
Hanna Halonen and Miss Elsie Bates
of Webster, Mass.
Genie Ashford entertained the young
people of this place Wednesday, the
occasion being her 10th birthday ami
versary. All report fine time.
Mrs. Eva Morse, Mr.. and Mrs. Les
ter Becker and Clarence Morse of Ben
nington and Mrs. Addie Parker OF
Maine, were weekend visitors at n
B. Wilder's.
Rev. and Mrs l.. II. Sprague moved
last week to Jamaica, where Mr.
Sprague has accepted call to the pas
torate Of the Baptist church. We ar,
sorry to lose them.
Mrs. Lucy Derby, who spent the sum
mer here, closed her home the latte
part of the week and returned t,
Gardner, Mass, with her son, Ashton
p. Derby, and his two sons, Stephei
and Philip, who were here to assis
her in closing her home.
Sevcnty-five singers and dancers il
ethe big Red Cross musical comedy, TIL
Rose Girl, in Brattleboro Auditorium
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
Ian la,, - 4
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There Is
only one way to cure catarrhal deafness,
and that 10 by n constitutional remedy,
famed condition OF the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube 10
inhamed you have q rumbling sound or inn
perfect hearing, and when It Ia entirely
closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the
Inflammation can be reduced and this tube
restored TO It's normal condition, hearing
win be destroyed forever Many cases OF
deafness are caused by catarrh, which 10
an inramed condition of the mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces OF the
system
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Medicine. Cir-
culars free. All Druggists 75c
+. ]. CHENEY & CO., Tole 10. o.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
Pumpkin Preserves o, Chips.

Remove all kin and pulp from me
dunn sized pumpkin and cut into half
inch cubes U.s. threc-fOurths OF Il
pound of sugcr t. one pound of pump
kin meat. Put pumpkin and sugar in
layers in Il preserving kettle, adding
slices of lemon (usng three lemons TO
a pumpkin). Let stand day, cook
slowly until pumpkin is tender, not
muShy. The syrup should be Just a
little thinner than honey. Seal in jars
while hot.-Farm Life.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
A Thing of the Past.

1t was Il knife and fork do at the
county fair and the catering had been
done in the good old-fashioned way. The
board groaned beneath the weight OF good
things The champion eaters of the town
sat together, and one OF them began to
eat Slice after slice of meat with great
gusto. His friend watched him a moment,
then, glancing round at the array OF
sweets, burst out: Good heavens, man!
Surely you're not going to throw away
that beautiful appetite upon leg of NUT
ton?"--The Philadelphia Star.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
ESTATE OF ELLEN L. STARK.

STATE OF VERMONT.
~ District of Marlboro, SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
district aforesaid:
To all persons interested in the estate
of Ellen l. Stark, late of Brattleboro, in
said district deceased, Greeting:
Whereas, said court has assigned the
9th day of October, next, for examining
and allowing the account of the executor
of the iestate of said deceased and for a
decree of the residue of said estate to the
lawful claimants of the same, and or
dered that pubic notice thereof be given
TO all persons interested in said estate by
publishing this order three weeks sue
cessively previous to the day assigned, in
The Vermont Phoenix, a newspaper pub
lished at Brattleboro, in sand district,
Therefore,. YOU are. hereby notified to
appear at the probate Office in Brattle-
boro. in said district, on the day as
signed then and there to contest the al
lowance of said account if you see cause.
and to establish your right as heirs,
legatees and lawful claimants to said
residue.
Given under my hand, this 9Th day of
October, 1917.
41-43 a. F. SCHWENI<, Judge.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
ESTATE OF GEORGE c. CROSS.

STATE OF VERMONT,
- District of Marlboro. SIS.
The Honorable Probate Court for the
district aforesaid:
To all persons interested in the estate
of George G. Cross late of Whitingham
in said district, deceased, Greeting;
Whereas. said court has assigned the
27th day of October, next, for examining
and allowing the account of the admin
istratrix of the estate Of said deceased
and for decree Of the, residue of saia
estate to the lawful claimants of the
same. and ordered that public notice
thereof be given to all persons Interested
in said estate by publishing this order
three weeks successfully previous to the
day assigned, in The Vermont Phoenix,
a newspaper published at Brattleboro in
said district.
Therefore. you are hereby notified to
appear at the probate Office in Brattle-
boro, in said district, on the day as
signed, then and there to contest the al
lowance of said account if YOU see cause.
and to esta blish your right as heirs,
legatees and lawful claimants to said
residue
Given under my hand, this 9th day Of
October, 1917.
41-43 A. T.. SCHWENI<, Judge
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

"Sedentary work. said the lecturer on
physical culture, tends to lessen the
in the smart aleck, "the more one sits the
less one can stand" Exactly" retorted
the lecturer, "and if one lies great deal
ones standing is lost completely, Judge,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
Cured.

Edth-Don t you ever look under the
bed for burglars!
Ethel-Not since the night l saw a
mouse there.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

Seventy-fve singers and dancers In
the big Red Cross musical comedy, The
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
urday matinee, Nov. |, ? and 3.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

"A man should never talk about what
he doesn't understand" Sometimes,
replied Senator Sorghum, you're obliged
to do so, in selfdefence. You get tired
of listening to other people talk about
things they don't understand, "-Wash-
ington Star
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
Central Vermont Railway
Corrected to September 80, 1917.

Trains Leave Brattleboro.
GOO a. m. Except Sunday. For New
London.
900 a. m. Except Sunday. For New
York via Springfield.
$50 4. m. Except Sunday. For South
Londonderry.
4.l0 p. m. Except Sunday. For Keene,
New London and New York
Via the Norwich Line steam.
CrS.
GOO p. m. Except Sunday. Local for
South Londonderry.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

No. Egbert, the advanced woman is not
ways the same as the fast woman;
she is generally bit ahead
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
BUSINESS CARDS.


Specialist, Eye, Ear Nose and Throat OF.
fee hours, 9-l2 a. m, 1905 p m. Wednesday
and Saturday evenings, 1850. Sunday and
other evenings by appointment American
Building, Brattleboro. Appointments for
plasses fittinp made by mail or telenhnne.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

Scventy-fve singers and dancers in
the big Red Cross musical comedy, The
Rose Girl, in Brattleboro Auditorium
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
urdav matinee, Nov. |, > and 3.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

Seventy-fve singers and dancers IN
the big Red Cross musical comedy, The
Rose Girl in Bratteboro Auditorium
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
urday matinee, Nov. > and 3.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
JORDAN & SON. opToMErR1sTs.

Once Elliot St. Specialists in the correc.
ton Of defective vision. Examination hours,
to Il a. m, $50 to p m. Saturday
evenings. 7 to Q. Special appointments at
your convenience. Phone, co..
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

Seventy-fve singers and dancers in
the big Red Cross musical comedy, The
Rose Girl, in Brattleboro Auditorium
Thursday and Friday evenings and Sat
urday matinee, Nov. l, . and 3.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26

DIR. G. B. HUNTER.
Office at residence West Brattleboto.
Hours. 8 to a. m, ! to 2, and $50 TO 8
p. m. Telephone, 3lS.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-10-26
C, r. ANDERSON.

SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN.
Surgery a speciality. Office and residence,
Brooks House, l28 Main St Hours: After
moons. 100 to 8; evenings, 7 to 3, except Tues
days and Fridays. Sundays by appointment
only. Phone, 2i6.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-04-14
Luke McLuke Says

A Preacher isn't any safer than ,ther men who have to occupy ped stals. About the time he begins will recall the fact that he was the rneryest boy in town when he vas young. B
 And we haven't much use for the nan who is always predicting ca amity and who likes to see things % bad so his ability as a prophet will be vindicated
 What has become of the old ashioned housekeeper who used to rave piccalilli on the table all the ear round?
 Most of the trouble in the amily can be traced to selfishness Ire you to blame, or is it the other 'alf of the sketch?
 Another reason why undertakers ct wealthy is because people would ather dope themselves than take xercise.
 Men are gradually gaining sense. he fellow who uses pomade on his air and wax on his mustache is iow a curio.
 A woman isn't satisfied with reaking her husbands will dur g his life. She often tries to reak it after his death,
 About the time a man thinks that 'e understands a woman thorough she does something that makes i'm rub out his dope and start in iguring her all over again.
 It is waste of time to experi- nent with cloves and coffee beans. Vhiskey is like an onion. The 'nly way to keep from smelling it 'n the other fellows breath is to ake mouthful yourself.
 It isn't often that the sort of ,irl a fellow falls in love with makes the sort of wife he admires.
 Some people try to get through fife on the theory that trouble is he only thing that is better to rive than to receive.
 After a man has attended the School of Experience for a while le never thanks anyone in advance or their assistance.
 Of course there are other ways court disappointment. But trust ng to luck is the easiest way.
 What has become of the old-fash- oned family in which the younger listers had to wait until the older isters got married?