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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
GUILTY UNDER spy ACT

Sioux Falls, S. D., Oct. 25.-Twen-
ty-seven German Socialists. of Hut
crimson county, South Dakota, were
found guilty on three counts of an
indictment charging violation OF the
espionage. act in Federal court here
last night. The jury returned the
verdict after more than three hours
deliberation
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
Observation-Disclosures BUY BONDS

Newport, Pa, Oct. 25.-Schoolchil-
dren of the local schools are being
numbered among the proud owners
of the second issue of Liberty bonds.
The fifth grade of the schools has
purchased ten bonds of the $50 va
rIety. One of the pupils invested
$3.50 of his savings.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
U. S. TO USE RIVERS


Washington, oct. 25.-Plans for
greater utilization of navigable rivers
to relieve railroads of war strain,
soon will be entrusted to a waterways
commission of seven members to be
named by President Wilson.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
FRENCHIOsE SMALL SHIP
Bv Associated Press


Paris, Oct. 25.-Only one French
vessel was sunk by a submarine or
mine during the week ending October
81. The vessel lost measures under
1900 tons. Four vessels were attack
ed unsuccessfully by submarines.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
wOMEN HUSKINC CORN

New Bloomfield, Pa, Oct. 25.-
Farmers in Perry county are busy
gathering in the large crop of
corn. In many fields the women
are doing their bit in helping to
husk.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
SCOUT TROOP FORMED

Middleburg, Pa. Oct. ga Boy
Scout troop was organized in Middle
burg Tuesday evening. DIR. j. c.. Sal
lade was elected scoutmaster Sixty
boys have Joined the organization.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
81 Trinity Place, Reading.

u IrlHIIy FIdce, HeduIIIB'
Dear Sirs,
NV husband will be so next
birthday, and he has suffered
from Chronic Indigestion since he
was 16. He has tried everything,
and has been an out-patient at
several hospitals. He could eat
no solid food, and night after
night he would groan with pain.
and he is now able to enjoy a
hearty meal of whatever he may
fancy.
(Signed) MRS. RANDALL.
Gastric Catarrh Disappears.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
THE FORMULA.

Bi-nesia is a harmless but won
derfully effective remedy which you
can prepare for YOU by mixing -
ounces bisoma carbonate with
ounce magnesia carbonate. If, how
ever, you wish the guarantee of sat
isfaction or money back, be sure to
ask for an original package of BIZ
nesia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25

formula is printed on the label and
as you can see, 1t is just pure ant
acid and food corrective, which can
be taken at all times by men and wo.
benefit ever follows it's use.
WILL YOU DO THIS:
Give up your drugs and medicines
for a time. Cease nlbbling at patent
foods and performing weird exercises.
You have tried these things and they
have failed you, so will you follow
the plan adopted by hospitals and
recommended by many eminent spe-
cialists. At regular hours eat nor d
Immediately after the meal take a
teaspoonful of Bi-nesia in little
warm water, or If you prefer, take
two of the compressed tablets in the
same manner.
DO this for a while and you will
never resume your dieting or drug
taking. for your trouble will disap-
pear.
Bi-nesia will neutralize the harmful
acid which is the underlying cause
of your trouble. In addition 1T Will
prevent the accumulation of wind or
gas in your stomach, stop your food
fermenting, and then soothe.
strengthen and heal your inflamed
stomach and weakened digestive or
Gans.
A WORD OF WARNING
But if you desire to accomplish
get the real Bi-nesia for this is the
form prepared specially for stomach
use, and is totally different to the
ordinary antacid mixtures, bearing
similar names.
Genuine Bi-nesia is now obtainable
of most high-class drug stores every
where, at prices which place 1t with
in the easy reach of all, viz, so cents
each for both powder and tablet form.
Tests have shown that each large
bottle of the powder form contains
sufficient for at least 8 weeks con-
tinuous treatment, and therefore the
treatment really costs less than 3
daV
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25

without risk of loss or disappoint-
ment. for If it fails for any reason
to do you good. your money will be
refunded in full. and the trial will
cost YOU nothing.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-10-25
GOOD RESULTS GUARANTEED.

Another point worthy of note is
that to support their claim that BIZ
nesia will cure over ninety per cent.
of all the cases of digestive and stom-
ach trouble in which it is used the
manufacturers enclose in every pack
age a binding guarantee of
SATISEACTION 0R MONEY! RACK
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
FARM HOME BURNED.
Fire Destroys Residence Of Mrs. Rich
ard Parker Near Gilman.

Fire. caused by a defective nue.,
burned the country home and most OF
It's contents Of Mrs. Richard Parker,
three and one half miles southeast OF
Gilman, Wednesday afternoon. Most OF
the furniture on the ground floor OF
the house was removed by help that
was summoned and came from 'both
Gilman and New burg. but none of the
furniture on the second floor or the
contents of the callar could be got
out. Included in the latter were 4oo
quarts of canned fruit.
Mrs. Parker, who Is an invalid SUI
efr!ng with paralysis. with which she
was stricken FIVE weeks ago, and her
son Samuel, were alone when the lire
was discovered Mrs Parker was re-
moved to the home of her son, Samuel,
who lives on an adjoining farm. and
il is not thought that she Will suneI
any serious effects from the nervous
shock caused by the fire. Mr.. and Mrs
James Parker. who live with the for
mers mother, were in Gilman at the
time. The house and contents were in
sured
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
h.M. Of Dillon.

Mrs. D. +. Bear and daughters, Es-
Their, Luella and Lillian, went Saturday
to Clifford for visit with her mother.
Mrs. W. L. Adams.
Mrs. NJ. E. Wilcox. OF Harlan. came
Saturday to visit her daughter, Mrs.
w. p. Foote.
c. J. Wooster. OF Grinnell, was look
ing after his farm interests north OF
town Saturday.
]. C. Peck went to Iowa Falls Tues
day, being one Of the defense council
which held a meeting there.
aixs. Georss P--;S:cslacher returned
Monday to her home in Topeka, Kan.
after an enjoyable visit with Harry and
Dan Brucklacher and families and
other relatives in this neighborhood.
Fred Nuese and Martin SRubenbauer
returned Wednesday from Leroy
Mimi, where they purchased car OF
stock hogs.
Mrs. Thomas Danielscn came Thurs
day from MarshaIltown for the days
visit with her friend, Mrs. G. w. Ling
ham.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
Middleton Funeral at Liseomb.

Funeral services for Mrs. Nancy
Middleton were held from the Chris
ton church in Liscomb Thursday al
ternoon at O'Clock. in charge OF Rev.
George Biersborn. The service was
largely attended. Mrs, J. 9. Scott.
Mrs. II. d. Johnson, and L. l. BiNby
sang. the latter singing solo. The
Homeland" composed by Mrs Scott.
Burial was IN the Liscomb cemetery
and the pail bearers were NJ. +. Nor
gan. A. J. Morgan. r. S. Rogers, Fred
Clark. James Speer. and Glen Hauser.
Relatives present from distance
were Charles Kersey. Kansas CITY;
Mrs. G.. r Kersey and daughter Helen.
Marshall,own; Mr. and Mrs. Joseph
Hague. Des Moines; Mr.. and Mrs. 81.
F. Morgan Altocnn: Mrs. G. III. Hauser,
Gowrie; Glen Hauser, Boone; Miss
Grace Hauser, Grinnell: Mr.. and Mrs.
A. J. Morgan, Iowa Falls: Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Clark. Nora Springs: James
Speer. Bangor: Mrs. Susie Gibbs, Mrs.
Mark Brindle. Garfield Wooten and
Mrs. Mary Gibbs. Norman. New Prov
idence: and Mr.. and Mrs. r. s. Rogers
and family and Mr.. and Mrs. u. II
Humphrey, OF Union go
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
"JlMv DUNN OFFERS AID.
Places Construction Company at Dis
posal Of Government.


J. c.. Dunn formerly Of this city, now
owner Of the Cleveland American
league team, may go to Europe In the
service Of the United States govern
ment as q construction expert. Mr.
Dunn has put the Dunn Mccarthy
Construction Company at the disposal
OF the government, and in a statement
to the press intimated that he would
not be surprised were he to be called
to the front. In his statement Dunn
said:
Il have put our company at the dis
posal Of the government without any
string to the offer. 1t is fully equipped
and organized to undertake any KIND
of construction work the government
has need of. We shall not object II
we are sent to join Captain Huston
Of the New York Yankees. who is now
doing great work with an engineering
regiment somewhere in France.
The government already has MADE
large drafts on us for engineers ana
other men. eight being employed AT
Camp Benjamin Harrison. for instance,
but we have filled their places ana
are ready for the call at a moment
notice
The Dunn Mccarthy company mas
just finished constructing forty-seven
miles Of completed railroad. bed.
bridges. rails and all, for the Pennsyi-
vania line, but altho it has other con-
tracts under way it is willing to drop
these for service abroad.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
ANU SEM ENTS.
Al the Casino.

The Casino offers good. strong
vaudeville program for the rest of the
week. Bert Virgins, comedian, Jug
gler and cartoonist, is clever and keeps
the audience laughing with his nom
sensical talk and comic drawings
Slauson and Tyson, in novelty songs
talking and dancing, have good act
Of which their dancing is a strong
feature. Alvaretto, Rigo and Stpooit
in pantomine absurdity, have an a.:-
robatic act that is laugbable and well
put on. "a southern serenade," by a
company of six people, in singing and
instrumental music, is good and the
strongest featue Of the bill, the act be-
ing presented in a very pleasing man
ner
a keystone .,ispzs s s.:=:t cc=-.s:1:. -.
titled, "a Clever Dummy and an nn-
usually interesting reel Of the Pathe
news-weekly, completes the bill.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
OUCH! LUIMBAGO!
RUB IT ON BACK

Il Pain lie 10nai

All! Pam Is gone
Quickly? Yes! Almost instant relief
from soreness, stiffness, iameness and
pain follows a gentle rubbing With
"St. Jacobs Oil. /,
Apply this soothing. penetrating OIL
directly upon the ache, and like magic
relief comes. It ID q harmless back
ache, lumbago and sciatica relief. which fit !,
never disuppoiHts, ca n no. ihIals. anu
doesn't burn OF discoior the skin.
Strengthen Up! Stop those torsafous
...4itches. In 4 moment you WIN Tor
get that YOU ever had : back. beeanse
Il Won't hurt or BE sti3 q lama. Don't {
amer. CT ! Gnaall tEsa1 bottle q
..sat Iaroh. Cur from y0R dfu9g1st
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
Certain cure For Group.

Mrs. Rose Middleton, OF Greenrille,
ILL.,. has had experience in the treat
ment Of this disease. She says, when
my children were small my son had
Group frequently. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy always broke up theseNattacks
Immediately, and was never without
it in the house. have taken 1t myself
for coughs and colds with good re-
suits" For sale by all druggists. ADV
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02

honors II Orme Caldara, who plays his
role naturally and effectively.
A PRthe film entitled From Rocky
to Regular" showing our soldiers In
the making, is both good and interest
ing, and. Happy Hoolisan." an ami
mated cartoon, also Is shown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
At the Strand.

Jane Cowl, in Spreading Dawn" be-
ing shown at the Strand, is good pro-
duction of decided merit. It is one OF
those pictures that will undoubtedly
please the majority of people who see
it, for it is entertainment OF a high
order.
This feature introduces Miss Cow1, a
popular and successful stage star, to
screen patrons, and she proves herself
worthy addition to the list OF hlin
stars. Miss Cow1 IS backed up with .
good story in which she plays dual
role. and she puts It over IN flns style,
Greatly TO her creal,. sasrins .l.s
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1917-11-02
Local weather Record.

Thirty-nine and rs were the ex-
tremes Of temperature Thursday COM
pared with IS and 10 Wednesday, and
81 and 30 a year ago THURSDAY. At
this morning the temperature was ~,
compared with 80 at the corresponding
hour Thursdayy morning.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
THIS IS ALLEGIANCE

From the speech of Bernard J..
Rothwell, former president of the
Boston Chamber of Commerce, at a
meeting of Economic Club of Boston;
And now as an American of
foreign birth to whom the old land
must forever remain fragrant men,
DRY, these closing words:
whatever the IanG o. our birth,
this is the land of our deliberate
choice. The former was accidental
the latter is by design.
I'VE accepted the privileges of cit
izenship-we assumed it's RESPONSE
bilities. We are Americans by con-
viction. We owe no other allegiance
save to God and our firesides. Old
World antagonisms, racial fueds, fac
tional quarrels, religious prejudices,
here have no place, and be he high or
be he low in church or state or priv
ate life, he is traitor who would
invoke those passions or permit them
to govern his action. If days of
supreme trial are now to test the
soul of the nation, grant tC each one
of us the vision to see clearly the
path of duty and the strength to
follow it manfully."
From Golfers Weekly
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
LINDEN ZEPPELINS

The youngsters of Lynden should
be the first Of it's citizens to see act
nal war service. They could begin
at once to attack the invading army
of house flies that are zeppelining
over LINDEN. hurting destruction in
to the homes. The little aeroplane
enemies are not to be despised as
unworthy foes. either; they can make
the babies sick, scatter typhoid and
other disease among the grown-ups,
and stir up as much unhappiness as
a shower of liquid fire.
Hurrah for Lynden's First Flying
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
Getting His Time.


A DaWnbroker was rudely awaken.
ed in the middle of the night by fu-
rious knocking at his front door. Much
frightened, he opened the window and
looked out.
"Wh-wh- what's the matter?' he ask
ed breathlessly.
Come down." demanded the stran'
ger.
"WhO are
"Come down." interrupted the other.
The pawnbroker fastened down
stairs and peeped around the door.
"Now, sir" he demanded.
Il vanish to know the time,' said
the bibulouS one.
you Internal rascal! Do you mean
to say you woke me up for that? How
dare your
The midnight visitor looked injured.
well, you've got my watch he ex-
planned. Everybody's.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
NOTICE OF SPECIAL BOND
EIE(vVION

Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting of the Board of Supervisors
of Ten Mile Township, Whatcom Co,
Washington, held Wednesday, June
9th, 1917, a resolution was adopted
calling sepcial election in said
township on Friday, June %, 1917.
for the purpose of voting on the fol-
lowing proposition:
Shall Ten Mile Township issue
bonds to the amount of $6,900.00, or
approximately u per centum of the
assessed valuation of said township,
for the purpose of improving the fol-
lowing roads in the manner and am
cunts stated
Road No. los, known as Engdahl
road, travelling $4,000
Road No. 256, known as Beard
road, gravelling 10000
Road No. SO, known as Klander
road, grading G. gravelling, 10000
Road No. 356, known as Minor
road, gravelling 10000
Road No. 101, known as Laurel
road, grad. & travelling, 100000
Road No. 6S-61, known as Goshen
& Hemmi, grad. & gravel, 100000
Road No. 153-1SS, known as Axton
road, grad. & gravelling, 100000
Road No. SIS, known as Smith Road
grading and gravelling, 10000
Road on East Township Line, grad
ing and travelling, 10000
100000
Which said election will be held in
the township hall in said township
betoween the hours of 900 A. NJ. and
400 p. M.
Dated this 9th day of June, 1917.
BY order of Board of Supervisors.
FENTON MYERS,
Township Clerk
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
Halo and Corona.

BY halo is meant the large circle or
carts Of circles about the sun or moon
A halo occurring after fine weather in.
dieatcs a storm.
fly corona are meant the small colored
circles frequently seen around the sun
or moon. \ corona growing smaller
indicates rain: growing larger, fair
weather
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
MISTAKES OF LIFE.

Life is spent in learning how to
live. Mistakes are inevitable. If
they were not, there would be no
growth, no conquest, no new wis
dom. The best man is not he
who never makes mistakes, but
he who never permits them to
daunt him, who accepts no fail
IRE as final, who rises wiser ev-
cry time he falls, who has ever
the SOULS fine courage to begin
anew. Learn from your mis-.
takes.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF WASHING
TON, IN AND FOR
THE COUNTY OF
WHATCOM
NO. 3342

NOTICE TO CREDITORS
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
OF MARTIN VOSKAMP, DECEAS-
ED.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN that
the undersigned. Cornelius Voskamp,
has been appointed administrator of
the estate of Martin Voskamp, de-
as such.
All persons having claims against
said deceased. or against the said es-
tate, are required to serve the same
on the undersigned administrators
personally or at his residence near
Lynden, Whatcom County, Washing
ton, or upon his attorney, r. B. LIE
Cocq, at his office in the City of Lyn-
den, Washington, and file the same
with the Clerk of the above entitled
court, together with proof of such
service within six months from the
date of the first publication of this
notice, or else the same will be for
ever barred.
Dated this 21st day of June, 1917.
Date of first publication June 81,
1917.
Date of last publication July II,
1917.
CORNELIUS VOSKAMP
Administrator of estate of
Martin Voskamp, deceased.
r. B. lie Cocq,
Lynden, Wash.
Attorney for Administrator
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

said administrator discharged.
1T IS FURTHER ORDERED that
a copy Of this order be published for
four successive weeks in the Lynden
Tribune and that true copies OF the
same be posted in the manner pro-
vided by law and that such publish
ing and posting shall be sufficient
notice of the hearing and settlement
Of said final account and petition.
Done in open court this 18th day
of May, 1917.
ED E. HARDIN.
Judge
R. B. LIE COCG.
Lynden, Wash.
Attorney for administrator
First publication, May "a, 1917.
Last publication, June 81, 1917
QUALITY PRINTING AT THE
TRIBUNE OFFICE.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
LYNDEN'S HEART

The appeal of the Red Cross Is an
appeal to the heart. And Lynden is
showing that it has heart the size
of the moon. This little city and the
surrounding district in the first al
ternoon of it's campaign raised two
thirds of it's allotment of two thous-
and dollars.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
Some Men Are Lucky.

Wife Cat breakfasD-Oh, John, I'll
bet | know who you gave your seat to
coming home in the car last night!
Hub (who had been out having
quiet little OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. my dear.
How cOuld you ever guess? How do
you know gave W my seat to any
Onei
Wife-Yes. you did. You dear, kind
cd boy. you let Il poor oil lrishman
have it. for distinctly heard you say
in your sleep. "Oh. that's al right: III
stand rat,"-Roston Transcript.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

court room in the court house in
Bellingham. Whatcom County, Wash
ington, on the 25th day of June,
1917 at $3.50 A. NJ, to show cause,
if any, why said account should not
be allowed and said estate closed and
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
On the Whatcom County !

On the Whatcom County board TO
consider exemptions from military
service, doctor, lawyer and
banker have been appointed, and one
wise Lynden citizen has already sent
n deposit to the banker had the doc
tor perform an operation, and has
given the attorney a job drawing his
will.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
Philosophy.

Learn to be pleased with everything
with wealth, so far as it makes us of
benefit to others; with poverty, for not
having much TO care for; with obscu
rity. for being nenvied.-Plutarch.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF WASHING
TON IN AND FOR

THE COUNTY OF
WHATCOM
OADER TO SHOW CAUSE WHY
FINAL ACCOUNT AND DIS
CHARGE OF ADMINISTRATOR
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
NO. 3091
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
OF ALBERT MULDER, DECEAS-
ED
1t appearing to the court that Ger
rit Van Der Griend as administrator
of the Estate of Albert Mulder, de-
ceased, has filed in this court his
Final Account and petition for dis
charge as such administrator, now
therefore it is
ORDERED that all persons inter-
ested in said estate appear at the
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21
LINDEN LODGES

WOODMEN OF THE WORLD-Lyn-
den Camp No. TIA meets every
Tuesday night at 500 o'clock at
Hawley's Hall. w. Baldwin, c. G.
r. E. Hawley. Clerk. Visiting
neighbors cordially invited.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

Where is the good oldfashioned
LINDEN store-keeper who used to
give twenty pounds of sugar for
dollar?
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

1t begins to look as if the Red
Cross would have lot of reddy mon
ey.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

Squadron of Boys and Girls! No
peace advocate should interfere with
their campaign, either.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

Cotton is going up. and the man
ufacturers of "all-wooi clothing are
beginning to look worried.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS- Lynden
Lodge, No. 1877 meets every Mon
day evening at the l. o. o. F. hall.
All knights are cordially invited
to attend. f. f. DANIELS. c. c.,
II. S. STEINHAUER. X. r. & S.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-06-21

QUALITY PRINTING AT THE
TRIBUNE OFFICE.
The Keota news., 1917-07-13
1--we and LeMn.

In Precinct 8, Muncie, the registrar
asked of youth: do you claim ex-
emption and, If SO, on what grounds?"
II have wife and child, ard see
no way in which could support them
in the army" was the reply. which
was noted, and the youth left.
A few minutes later the young man
came rushing back, all out of breath.
waving his card: "Hey, change this
card !" he shouted. "Ive just been
home, and find I now have two chill
dren instead Of one."-IndianapOlis
News.
The Keota news., 1917-07-13
Some Grievance!

The railroad official invited the stern
citizen to communicate his troubles.
II want you to give ORDERS" de-
manded the visitor, that the engineer
Of the express which passes through
Elm Grove ut about II :55 be res
trained from blowing his whistle on
Sunday mornings"
Impossible" exploded the official.
"What prompts you to make such a
ridiculous request?"
''Well, you see," explained the citi-
zen in an undertone, "Our pastor
breaches until he hears the whistle
blow, and that confounded express
was twenty minutes late last Sunday"
Lamb.