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Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
NORTHUMBERLAND.

Miss Ava a. HOIecker, or No. $40
Anchorage street. and William j.
Pratt. of No. 20 Vandever avenue, were
married at Bethany Baptist parson-
age yesterday by the Rev. John E.
Hunsburger The couple we're accom-
panied by Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Jones.
After a brief wedding trip Mr.. and
Mrs. Pratt will live at No. sol Anchor
age street.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
BACHELOR GIRLS SOCIAL.

The Bachelor Girls Art Club met
at the home of Miss Ella Shakespeare
on Tuesday evening. A very enjoy
able evening was spent in crocheting
and music. Refreshments were served.
Those present were: Misses Ella and
Esther Shakespeare, Clara McVey.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
BLASTS SCARE RTSIpENTs.

Blasting along the Concord turn
pike near Concord station yesterday
startled residents of the Ninth ward,
who thought that some accident had
occurred at the Porter reservoir,
where soldiers are on guard. The
reports were distinct
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05

Within ten minutes after an appbca.
SION OF Danderine you can not find n Sin.
gle trace OF dandruf OF falling hair ami
your scalp viii not itch, but what will
please you most will be after a few
weeks use, when you see new hair, fine
and downy at first--yes-.but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou
bles the beauty Of your hair. No differ
ence how dull, faded. brittle an'
scraggy. Just lno'sten a cloth with Dan
derine and carefully draw it through
your halr, taking one small strand at
time. The effect is amazing -your hal
will be light. fluffy and wavy, and hav
an appearance OF abundance; an inc0m
parable lustre. softness and Insurance
Get p cent bottle of knowlt0n''
Danderine from any drug store or toilet
counter. and prove that your hair is as
pretty and soft rs any-that Il has been
neglected or injured by careless treat
ment--that's all Won surely can have
beautiful hair and lots OF n II YOU viii
just try little Dandcrine.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
TXTRA TICKET OFFICE.

An additional ticket Office is being
built at the Wilson Line dock to re-
lieve congestion during the rush
hours.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
ROTARY CLUES VAUDEVILLE.

The Rotary Club will have stag
dinner and vaudeville show on the City
Club roof garden tonight.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
Personal Notes of Interest
In the City's Social World

Mrs. Ferdinand L. Gilpin, who has
been visiting friends in New York
City since Friday returned home Tues
day. and Mrs. Elizabeth b. Bates come
with her for a fortnight's visit
Mrs. Russell IT. Durham and Miss
Marion and Miss Frances Durham.
who have been in California since
early in February, are now at Santa
Barbara. and from there they 20 to
San Francisco and Del Monte. with the
expectation of returning home the
last Of this month.
.
Mrs. Douglas Moore came I'D from
Fortress Monroe Tuesday to spend
some time with Mr.. and Mrs. Clement
w. Miller
Mr.. and Mrs Morton Harvey and
their son, Morton Jr., will 90 TO Haver.
ford, Friday to spend Easter week.
end with Mr.. and Mrs J. George
Klein.
Miss Helen Gawthrop. Miss Ruth.
anna Taylor, John Nicholson. Frank.
lin Taylor and Charles Richards
motored to Milford today to be guests
or Miss Mary Grier at an Easter house
party that will conclude Sunday.
o
Mrs James f. Nields, who is travel
ing in California with Mr.. and Mrs.
Edawrd c. Hale, Of Philadelphia. will
return home in about a fortnight
D
Mrs Harold Perot Keen entertained
informally at luncheon Tuesday at
kynlyn, Bellevue, for Miss Ada Meade
of Lexington. Ky, who is Miss Hopper
in the "Katinka' company. Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold Keen and Joseph S. Keen,
Jr" go to Atlantic City today to remain
during Easter week.
%
Miss Mildred Simpson returned YES.
terday from Reading, Pa, where she
had been visiting Miss Louise Jencks
since Monday
Mrs. George Gray is spending a
week or two with Mrs. A. G. Hawkins
lin XEnehfnufop IN q
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05

them, 1.-THE Seven-fold Amen" stain;
.er; occasional; benediction; post
lude, "Corale in d." Batiste.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
WILFUL GROUP GIVES UP AS
SENATE DEBATE REVEALS
DETERMINATION FOR WAR
THE EICHTY.TWO WHO VOTED "YES"

AsHuRsT eEcKHAM, sRoUssARo, CHAMBERLAIN JAMEs'
cLUBERSoN FLETCHER GERRY, HARDWlCk, HITCHCOCK,
HUGHES, HusTlNe, JOHNSON south Dskota JONES 6New
Mexico) KENDRlcK KING KIRBY LEWIS MCCLELLAN, MARTIN,
MEYERS, oVERMAN, OWEN, PHELAN, PlTTMAN, PoMERENE,
RANSDELL, REED ROBINSON, SALISBURY SHAtHO ~ SreF-
SIMMONS SMITH (Arzona) SMITH (oeorgia),
SMITH. (south carolna), SWANSON THOMPSON TRAMMELL,
WOLCOTT. WALSH WlLLlAMS-43
REPUBLICANS.
BORAH. BRADY, BRANDEGEE, CALDER COLT, CUMMlNS,
CURTIS. DILLINGHAM;, FALL, FERNALD FRANCE FRELlNe-
CALLNGER. HARDING, JOHNSON California;,
JONES Washington. KELLOGG, KENYON kNoN LODGE Nc
NELSON NEW PAGE, PENRoSE, PoNOE%TER,
SHERMAN SMITH (Miohiean), sMooT STERLING, sUTHER.
LAND TOWNSEND, WADsWoRTH WARREN, WATSON WEEKS
PAIRED.
BANKHEAD, ooFF. GORE HOLLIS, NEWLANDS, SMITH
(Maryland), THOMAS, TlLLMAN-s.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05
Map Of Arizona Free

Tn two colors showing Automobile Roads
Railr'a ads Mountain Ranges Principal Min.
ing Camps; together with statistical table
showing the stupendous earnings Of the Croe,
Mines % this most famous Of Mineral states
SOUTHWESTERN SECURITY CO.
Box laos. Tucson. Arizona.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05

Mrs. George Gray is spending a
week or two with Mrs. A. G.. Hawkins
in Washington, ID. c.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-04-05

Miss Mildred Simpson returned yes.
terday from Reading, Pa, where she
had been visiting Miss Louise Jencks
since Monday.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-04-15
REFOREST WAR ZONE
France Must Plant Trees to Replaces
Forests Lost in the
Great War.

IF there are no more trees there
is no fertile soil, no question of soil
no agriculture" declares Urban Co.
hler. writing in lie Journal Paris
NJ. Cohier lamentS the loss Of French
forests through she'll fire and under
the woodman's ak. where the forest
once stood" he says. ARE seen only
scattered, broken stumps. The forest
has disappeared
"A poet in the good old times ar.
rested the arm of wood cutter who
caused TO flow from beneath the rude
bark the life blood of a nymph,' but
all the rhymers of the world can avail
nothing against the rattle of shells and
explosives belched forth by thousands
of cannon.
while the forests and groves of
the immense battle fields are effaced
or scattered under the lightnings of
artillery, the forests of the interior.
and even the trees bordering the roads
all over France, are falling under the
blows of the ak because railways must
be improyised at the front, and blanks,
supports, timbers for cross-pieces in
trenches and forts, sheds, magazines
and barracks of the military zone are
needed. What will remain standing
tomorrow?
Even in the Bois de BouIogne, at
the alarm in the beginning of the war,
the trees were cut down which might
hinder the defense Of three or four
ridiculous palisades. In the Jardin Of
foreign affairs, on the Quai d'Orsay,
celebrated tree, venerable and mag
nifcent, was sacrificed to establish a
tennis court $4,000 francs), evidently
necessary for diplomatic maneuyers.
The dryad which protected this place
succumbed to the nymphs Of the EN-.
bassy. Down with the trees
"lf we do not restore French forests
we shall gain victories and reconquer
our provinces in vain. What happen
ed to Nineveh and Babylon will hap
pen to Paris. Civilization cannot flour
ish in a desert"
Suppementing the eloquenCe Of this
appeal may be mentioned an interest
ing suggestion from Verdun, printed
in American Forestry that the line Of
the trenches from Alsace to the Bel
gian border should be planted with
trees when peace returns to shattered
France. This line of trees would be
a sort of sacred forest, an ever living
tribute TO the memory Of the brave
men who died there 1t is a beautiful
suggestion, and that 1t is not entirely
poetical is shown by the fact that the
proposition has actually been submit
ted to the French government by the
general council of the department Of
the Meuse, which proposes that the
ground be purchased from the farmers.
As a practical argument it is said
that, inasmuch as shell holes along
the battle line to a depth OF fifteen
feet have wiped out the upper strata
of soil, upon which fertility depends.
the region cannot easily be adapted to
agriculture, so that forestation would
appear to be a natural alternative.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-04-15

Ardmoreite want ads: the pest ad.
yertising medium.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-04-15
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS,

A. r. Killen to American Glycerin
Company, lease. part section 81 as 2w.
Verna B. Adams, nee Van Wormer,
and Homer Adams, her husband, to
Square Deal Oil & Gas Company, oil
and gas lease, part section 19 Is 2w.
w. C. Kendall and Jennie A. Ken
dali his wife, to A. Won Horebeck,
quit claim deed, all OF lot 6 in block
S57 in Ardmore.
Miles HI Jordan and Edith Clifton
Jordan his wife to A. Won Horebeek,
quit claim deed, all Of lots 5 and 6 in
block 357 in Ardmore.
L. r. RexrOat and Estella B. Rex
roat, his wife, to A. Won Horebeek,
quit claim deed, all of lot 6 in block
S57 in Ardmore.
T. j. Pollock and Mary Pollock. his
wife, to A. Won Horebeek, quit claim
deed, all of lots and in block 357
in Ardmore.
Elmer McCauley and Kizzie McCau.
ley, his wife, to A. Won Horebeck, quit
claim deed, all of lot in block 357 in
Ardmore.
Joseph II. Lockwood and Pearl
Lockwood, husband and wife, to j. h.
Williams, oil and gas lease. part sec.
tion "a 5s 3w
Mary NJ. Push nee Colbert and Simp.
son Push, husband and wife, to Ben
G. Hunter, warranty deed, part sec.
tion 90 As 2e.
Walter II. Cant to n. b. Feagin and
Roy NJ. Johnson, warranty deed, part
section 32 Is 3w.
~ b. Feagin to Walter H. Cant and
Roy NJ johnson, warranty deed, part
section 32 2s 3w.
Walter H. Cant to n. b. Feagin, L.
5. Dolman, Roy NJ. Johnson and Ed
ward Gait, warranty deed, part sec.
zion 30 Is 3w
~ b. Feagin to p. c. Dings and Wal.
Ter II. Cant, warranty deed, part sec.
ton 32 2s 3w.
F. Renzelman, single man, to G,
V. Pardue and Roy Lawrence oil and
gas lease, part section 5s 3w.
Department of Interior to Alex Da.
Wis, order II. r., No. 1887, roll No. SO
full blood Mississippi Choctaw.
Alex Davis and Lucinda Davis, his
wife, warranty deed, part section 80
IS le
c. q c. Nations to Alex Davis, Mis-.
sissippi Choctaw homestead patent.
section 90 5s lie.
j. p Dodson to Leona II. Dotson.
warranty deed, part section Z 2s 3w.
r.. A. Butt to Glenrose Oil Company.
assignment oil and gas lease, part sec.
ton 10 Is 3w.
Charley Willis, Mississippi Choctaw.
to Ledbetter 4 Wimberly, lease con.
tract, part section As Pc.
NJ T. Pierce and James II. Mathers
TO NJ German, assignment of oil and
gas lease, part section : 2s 2w.
Velie Suggs to w. A Edwards and
J. A. Edwards, lease contract, part
section 6 Is le.
f. c. Mullen, widow of Joseph p.
Mullen deceased. and J. S. Mullen and
l.. V. Mullen and Floy Williams nee
Floy Mullen to william F. Baird quit
claim deed, lots ., 3. 4, and 6 in
block 1862 in Ardmore.
Abel ID. Chase and his wife, William
VI. Chase, to G. w. Candy, warranty
deed. lots 5 to in block 50 In College
Hill addition to Ardmore.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
Men Appointed to High Com
mand Have Proven Ability
in Service.
PICKED FOR THEIR RECORDS
Most Of the 200 Major Generals and
5rlgadier Generals Recently APP
pointed Were Cadets Together
at West Point.
Rx EDWARD B. CLARK.

Washlngton.-n there should be a
mobilization Of the 200 major generals
and brigadler generals appointed to
commands in the new selectlve service
army, the affair would be a reunion
of men most of whom were cadets to-
gether at the West Point Military
academy.
This means that there is hardly a
new major general IN the list who does
not know the methods and the manners
Of service Of every brlgadler general
who will serve under him and II may
be said also that there is barely a
brlgadier general who does not know
all about the record, the penalty and
the idlosyncrasies of the major general
who, as a division commander, will
give him orders.
Some of these men who have been
appointed to high rank in the new
army are within one, two or three
years Of the retirement age. 1t may be
that out of their ranks will come a
Joffre, a Halg, or a Petain, but as many
In Washington look at 1t, 1t seems like
ly perhaps that the greatest American
soldiers of this war are more likely to
be produced from the ranks Of the
younger men, although military ex
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07

leased from the days pressure on
them. Recalling your physiology lee
lures, you will remember that each
spine bone has It's two wings or
fanges, each pierced by a small hole
about the diameter OF q lead pencil.
Through those holes the great trunk
nerves travel with the smaller nerves
branching from them. A few hours
march, even without gun or pack,
Says these vertebrae together as tight
as their cartilage cushions will permit.
Lying down helps greatly to remove
this pressure, but the japanese slow
pull on the head does II at once. A
man cap do II somewhat for himself
by lifting his shoulders as he lies on
his back and launching" them along
as II trying to get them as far as pos
sible from his belt. When I'm on my
back for my two minutes rest cure,
! take two OF three such lunches at
intervals, trying to hold my gain each
time by an anchorage OF the shoulder
blades against the carpet. Generally
I can hear the vertebrae as they slip
AIuiu AueI puCheu CuNiutt W an NuniNA
adjustment, especially II In my hunch-
ing l have lifted my head so that some
pull Is put on the spinal column. Six
ty seconds Of such rest is worth an
hour in n chair. Richard Harding
Davis told me. or maybe 1t was Irwin
Cobb. II heard tell OF the German sol
diers utilizing even a few minutes
halt to throw themselves on the
ground fiat and extended"
/ wish you'd try 1t, especially over
there when they send you and fancy
1t will help II you really believe and
know, as you yield yourself to the
ground, that It is somewhat more than
rest-know that into your submissive
body the divine and wonderful cur
rents are flowing, curative, restorative
and replenlshing.
It's really the big Medicine"
Affectionately,
FATHER.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
SMASHED ALL SPEED LIMITS
As Cal Sized Up the Situation, That
"cyah" Certainly Must Have
Been Travelling Some.

II. @. Prick said in Birmingham,
where he had come to attend a Liberty
loan meeting:
"The crack troops of the kaiser
some call them cracked troops now
are hiding in caverns forty feet under
ground. The man who now thinks
German m%llitarlsm a wonderful thing
is as badly doped as Cal Clay of Nola
Chucky.
"Cal was, escOrting some ladies from
NOla Chucky to Paint Rock, and as
they passed a planters the planter was
playing with a powerful searchlight
he had just put on his water tower,
and he happened to turn it down the
road, where 1t streamed into the eyes
of Cal and his two girls.
Here comes one o. dem powerful
racin' cyahs, to jedge by dat ere head
light said Cal. Wen just hustle to
de side o. de road TO safety till she's
parst, ladies'
$50 they hustled up against the
hedge, and the planter, after playing
the light along the road for about a
minute, suddenly turned 1t Off.
"Cal gave a grunt of establishment.
"~'Jee-rusalem = he said. How fast
dat cyah muster been a-goin'l Here
she's done parst us by, an we didn't
ven see herr"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
SOLD TWO FOR FIVE CENTS
Salesman Quick to Turn Action Of
lrraselble to His Advantage,
ard Won Out.

The quick wit of a travelling sales
man who has since become n we'll
known proprietor, was severely tested
m day. He sent his card by the
office boy to the manager of a large
concern, whose inner Office was sep
aTated from the waiting-room By q
ground glass partition. When the boy
handed his card to the manager the
salesman saw him impatiently tear II
in half and throw II In the waste bas-
ket; the boy came out and told the
caller that he could not see the chief.
The salesman told the boy to go back
and get him his card the boy brought
out 3 cents, with the message that his
card was tori up. Then the salesman
took out another card and sent the
boy back. saying: Tell your boss
sell two cards for 3 cents"
He got his interview and sold Il
large bill of goods.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
.DRAMATIST GIVES SOME GOOD
ADVICE TO HIS SOLDIER SON

can't be fully done without a deep
breath first, and then the '1et co.
One can't relax from half tension" as
II were. Often we think we are re-
Taxed only to find, after hours OF walt
Ing when utter exhaustion slumps us,
that we have been In some respect
holding ourselves away from the bed.
A rehearsal In the theater is a dire
thing for tightening one up who ls di.
recting II and uncOnsciOusly lifting
each character. After many years I've
come TO recognize the condition ln
time, and often in the dark auditorium,
when the actors or scrub women can't
see me, I lie supine on the carpet In
an aisle or the foyer, and with arms
outstretched for a minute relax all
over. II isn't so simple as It sounds,
Even after the deep breath one has to
think down to the very finger tips and
toes, and by mental command dismiss
the accumulated tension. Then last
OF all, the muscles of the face-to LET
them fall with half-closed eyelids aud
the lips slipping away from the teeth
as they do on dead men. It's quite as
tonishing what a refreshing indulgence
even a half minute Of such relaxing is.
AS I've said. it's an art to do it, and
very useful when you get 1t.
Praetioed by Japs.
The Japs are past masters at It
They were taught Il md Dracticed n
consclentiously in the Japo-Russlan
a After lying suplne for a minute
each Jap soldier would be taken by
the head by a comrade, and firmly
pulled until the packed vertebrate OF
his spine were drawn apart and re
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
COLORADO MAN
GAINS 27POU@S
Geo. N. Dell Could Hardly %
Work Enough to Keep Him.
self and "Klddles" Up.
HAS TAKEN 6 BOTTLES
n Never Felt Better In MY Life Than
DO Now" He says-Recom-
mends Tanlae to Every
body.

II don't know what was the matter
with me before I took Tanlac, but I do
know I'm feeling strong and well for
theNfrst time In over two years and
have actually picked up q pounds"
said George NJ. Dell Of 1859 Thirteenth
street, Denver, Colorado, who is en-
ployed by the ReynOlds-R einhard Co.
can last winter" he continued, II
had to lay of constantly on account
Of my condition and If 1 got in half a
weeks work I was lucky. I had no
appetite and what little 1 forced down
wouldn't digest and I suffered terribly
from gas on my stomach.
II had a constant pain in my back
and my legs and feet were so swollen
at times / couldn't get my shoes on.
Ny face and under my eyes was pulled
up and I was told all this trouble was
caused by my kidneys and was likely
to develop into Bright's disease.
~ never got a good nights sleep and
felt tired and wornout all the time.
Nothing I took seemed to do me a bit
of good and / got in such a bad fix ]
could hardly get in enough time to
keep me and the Riddles going.
my landlord advised me to try Tan
lac and by the time 1 had finished the
first bottle I noticed a great improve
ment. My appetite was fine and !
could sleep like a log every night. ]
finished the sixth bottle a short time
ago. All the pain has left me, that
Oloating has stopped and I can do as
good a days work as any man. 1 never
felt better in my life than I do right
now"
There is a Tanlac dealer in your
tOwn.-Adv.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
YES! LIFT A CORN
OFF WITHOUT PAIN!
Cincinnati man tells how to dry
up a corn or eallus so Il lifts
of with fingers.

You c~orn-pestered men and women
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
that nearly killed you before, says this
Cincinnati authority, because a few
drops Of f%reezone applied directly on a
tender, aching corn or callus, stops
soreness at once and soon the corn or
hardened callus loosens so 1t can be
lifted of, root and all, without paiz.
A small bottle Of ~freezone costs very
little at any drug store, but will posi-
lively take of every hard or soft corn
or callus. This should be tried, as Il
Is inexpensive and is said not to irri-
tate the surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any f~reezone
tell him to get a small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug house.-adv
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07

relief and six bottles have entirely
cured me. All women who have female
trouble of any kind should try Lydia =.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. -
Mrs. ETA DoRIoN, Ogdensburg, Wis.
Physicians undoubtedly did their best
battled with this case steadily and could
do no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
properties Of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in Lydia f.
PinkhAm's Vegetable Compound.
If any complication exists Il pays 10
write the Lydia p. PinkhSm Medicine
60, Lynn, Mass. for special free advice.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
Apparently So.

III YOU refuse me my life will be
an aching void
Another sutton told me that once."
what happened?"
HE has a wife that weighs over
200 pounds and it strikes me that his
life is rather full"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
MOI What She Thounht.

HOrace-There is something I've
been trying to tell you for a long
time, but
Marie-Oh, Horace, not here before
all these people. Wait. Come this
evening.
Horace-It's merely that you have a
streak of dirt down the middle of your
nose, but l couldn't for the life of me
get a word in till just now"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07

pains llk9 y kulI0
through my back
and side. I finally
lost all my strength
so / had to go TO
bed. The doctor
advised an oper-
alton but l would
not listen 70 II. /
thought Of what /
hadread about Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
It. The first
L-LN
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07

Capt. Baron Manfred Won Richtho-
fen, commander Of Germany's famous
Tango Escadrllle," which gave battle
to four American flyers who sought to
break the noted squadrOn's air SUI
premacy.
The commander Is the youngest cap
tain in the German army. The Ger
mans claim for him the title of "King
Of the Air" as he is reported to have
downed SO machines. Gunemeyer, the
French aviator, is his closest competi-
tor, having brought to earth so ma
chimes.
The famed Tango Escadrille" Of
which he is chief is composed Of six
airplanes. Recently the escadrille
was set upon by a group OF four
American flyers, Lufbery, Parsons,
Willis, and Lowell. After a 40 minute
fight the American Rirmen flew away.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
quite. So.

"We may live to see the alrplane In
common, everyday use like the auto
mobile"
"Sure! But our chances of living to
see that will be better If we leave the
experimenting to other people,"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
No Doubt.

Upson-Smith's wife has lOckjaw,
Downey-It must be n very painful
sort of afliction.
Upson-Yas. unspeakably so.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
An Ornhena stnnf.

"What a fine voice your wife hasT"
"You betl Why, whenever she sings
VIZ have to close the windows"
"Why is that?"
Her voice is so sweet it draws the
files"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07
Her Mind on Money.

Patience-'Do you know the Latin
Quarter in Parish" Patrice-"No.
Does 1t look anything like the franc
plece2"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1917-09-07

Dying in poverty is easy enoughj
it's living in poverty that comes hard
on n fellow.