New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-16
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Capital punishment.
Rearing column without making mention Theodore P
Sh the erateur the pinnacle of imposbity
Which inspires oveponed remark that presently every
which makes preenson to keeping up with the modern
must include complete works Of the nterbOrough author Of
We Ask Your Help Its Up to You, and other fiction
Not that we would asperson upon The quality of the output
dhi new and prolific His subway is highly popular 1t
Hb been among the best cellars for years
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example, the not nconsideabe cost Of teegaphng the text
dhs things from Florida
And vet we haven't doubt in the three minutes
Conversation with Mr. Shonts that the Inter
borough is greatly abused institution and that the who hangs
strap find really getting 73c worth OF
service days the head of cold storage plant
Now happens spoy Sociast despite extensive
acquaintance among Socialists desire B.
the man. a minimum of words filled with desire
acquant antstorage public with the fearful nu
tee that is being done
my wife has visitor he said and last night somebody hap
ned mention her presence She didn't know that
the business she said Aren't those people dreadful
I've reading them in the papers said; Dreadfu
They're They ought to be sent to prison for life
Congress any would law absolutely aboshng
cold storage plants grain elevators and water reservoirs It's
Gg She looked at IN surprise moment ana Uen ASKED
water Because told her, the people ought
their water drinking spring when the melt and
water comes down from the The idea of the officials
New City spending all this Croton aqueduct
running pipe up the mountains to have water all the
year It's outrageous Let them drink water in the spring
when provides And then stopped and let it sink in
And I'll you something else There is hardly day when we are
visited by state inspectors Of sort anotherarrogant and
medders their jobs because they were fends
somebody power whose orders there no appeal
you know what we get storing for ten months
handling keeping unvaryng temperature oil
%A degrees Do you know what we GET One cent Now no"
any money those circumstances? And yet pubic
opinion is rAanoed against us! And have to leave
Ny car is waiting outside and I'm taking few friends to
Dsmoncos then the opera Glad to have met you
Event That You Contemplate Up List of Musical
Comedy Authors
This is the trio you've got 0 begin i with:
Wodehouse and Bolton and Kern
None Of he for minute with
Wodehouse nd Bolton and Kern.
Darned if know is they've been bitten by;
that ! know 8 the others should quit buy
Orchestra the one that's written by
wodehOuse and Bolton and Kern.
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Paragraph Of this
The thing that most difficult is keep out in the ozone over
N the U.zone
And the of His Age
crave not a life that's eternal;
Wy span has the following range:
want u exist till by hook or twist
A has change
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ansr maeistrom have sunk And now inc emo
yam appears not over hree-quarer Of inch distant
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