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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
.FLUNKEYS MADE NO MOTION
Too Well Trained Even to Turn Their
Heads When Collie Got Into the
Carriage Behind Them.

About her fine collie, Max Glad
stone O'COnnOr, Mrs. T. z. O'COnnor
tells many engaging anecdotes in her
book, Dog Stars"
All the cabmen at the cabstand,
writes Mrs. O'COnnOr, had word for
Max, and hopefully he frequently got
into a waiting vehicle and sat there
until the laughing "cabby" drove him
up and down the embankment.
One lovely morning in June l was
walking through GrOsvenOr square
when observed an equlpage, the like
of which is to be seen only in London,
waiting for some great lady. The large,
satin-smOOth horses, Jet black, were
perfectly matched; the silver-mounted
harness glittered magniticently; the
long, lemOn-shaped barOuche was lined
in wine-cOlored satin; the cOachman
and fOOtman, both big, tine-lOOking
men, wore powdered hair, claret-cOl-
ored brOadcloth liveries. richly adorned
with silver buttons and high hats with
silver bands and cOckades. Conscious
of their Importance, they looked neith-
er to the right nor the left, but with
proud eyes gazing into space remained
immovable. Such magnificence could
only be the product of an old, pictur-
esque and self-respecting aristocracy,
possibly the carriage Of royalty.
Suddenly missed Max. He seemed
to have disappeared as if by magic,
for he was not on either side of the
street, and yet it had been only mo-
ment since he was trotting by my side.
l turned back and, as passed the car
riage, looked up, and there he was,
smiling and at ease, sitting in the back
of the wine-cOlOred barOuche on the
tufted satin seat.
MAX" called, "get down at once
and come along"
Those massive, Self-important lack
eys never winked an eyelash. They
mast have seen him get into the car
riage, and certainly they saw him get
out, but they made no sign. And |
am confident that if kangaroo had
taken a flying leap into that opulent
richness he would have been treated
with the same silent, crushing POM
pOsity.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

some when baked than served I'M
cooked. Peel them. dip In lemon iuice
to cover well, roll in crumbs and bake
WIN DTS Of butter on each banana.
1hey may be cut in halves lengthwise :
sugar, butter and lemon Juice added
and baked, basting often with the
llquld In the pan. About twenty min
utes is sufficient time to make them
well. They may be served as a garnish
to broil steak or simply with whipped
cream as a dessert.
custards.-Soft custard made BY
using two eggs, pint of milk and
four tableSpoonfuls of sugar. with n
pinch of salt, and a light grating of
nutmeg, If placed in small custard
cups, set in water, they will bake
quickly and well.
Glazed Sweet Potatoes.-Wash some
sweet potatoes and boil IS minutes
in salted water, then remove the skins.
cut in halves lengthwise and place in
Il buttered pan. Make sirup of half
cupful of sugar and three table
spoonfuls of water, boiled three min
utes. add one tablespoonful of butter
and brush the potatoes well with sirup
basting with the remaining sirup while
they are browning. Keep the sirup
on top of the potatoes.
There is no more wholesome dish
for, growing children than baked an
pies. They may be varied by stufFing
them with raiSins, marshmallOws or
cinnamon and sugar and lemon iuice.
basting the apples while baking with
the sirup. Serve either hot or cold
with top milk or cream.
Oatmeal should be cooked at leost
three hours before it is good food for
young or old. Serve oatmeal with ton
milk.
Egg lemonade.-Beat one egg. stir
in two tablespOonfuIs of lemon Juice
and beat again. Add two tablespOon-
fuls of sugar, mix well, add one cupful
of water and serve cold
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. took six bottles and today /
am healthy woman able to do my own
housework. / wish every suffering
woman would try Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and find out for
themselves how good it is"-Mrs. CARL
A. KIEso, 596 North Ave, Aurora, Ill
The great number of unsolicited tes-
timonials on file at the Pinkham Lab
oratory, many of which are from time
to time published by permission, are
proof of the value of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, in the
treatment of female ills.
Every ailing woman in the United
States is cordially invited to write to
the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidentisD, Lynn, Mass, for special
advice. 1t is free, will bring you health
and may save your life.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15


water; as the water cools slip off the
brown skin from the nuts. Cook a
quart Of the blanched meats in suffi-
cient water to cover until quite ten
der; add, while cooking, one small
onion, three stalks of celery, a small
blade of mace and bay leaf. When
the nuts are tender mash them
through puree sieve; return to the
fire, add two quarts of white stock, q
teaspOonful Of salt, half a teaspoon
of paprika and pint of hot milk.
When the soup boils, draw it back on
the stove and add two beaten egg
yolks, mixed with half cupful of
sweet cream. Have ready in the tu-
reen a tablespoonful of finely minced
chervll; pour in the hot soup and
serve at once.
Chestnuts are excellent simply cook
ed until tender and served in rich
white sauce, or mashed with butter,
salt, and pepper and served as vege-
table they are especially appetizing.
Brussels sprouts and chestnuts are
favored combination. Cook the
sprouts until tender. add the nuts,
roasted until tender, and serve in a
thick cream sauce. Sprouts and
chestnuts served with French dress
ing makes a nice salad to serve with
game. =
Chestnuts with lentils as a vegetable
or as a soup is another good combina-
ton.
Chestnut croquettes are a delicacy
not largely enjoyed. Serve with lem
on quarters and parsley.
Chestnut Entree.-Mash a pound of
roasted chestnuts to paste; add half
a cupful of thick, sweet cream, d tea
spoonful Of chopped parsley, and two
well-beaten eggs; pour into buttered
timbale cups and set In a pan of hot
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

cream soups are the best, as they con-
tain more nOurishment and are espe-
cially good for aged people or small
children.
Cream Of Potato Soup.-This is a
good substantial standby which is al
ways welcome. Pare three good sized
potatoes, cover with boiling water and
Doll five minutes, then drain and add
1resh boiling water, slice of onion, a
halt cupful of celery, finely cut; a bay
lear and three dashes of cayenne pep
per; cover and cook until the potatoes
are tender, then press the whole
through a colander. Put one quart of
milk into double boiler, add two ta-
blespoonfuls of butter and two of -four,
cooked together until well blended,
COOK In the milk until smooth and
creamy, then add the potato; cook for
nVe minutes, then strain through q fine
sieve, reheat and serve. Sweet DO
tato, hubbard squash, or pumpkin may
De used In place of potato in this soup.
6isque Of Turnip.-BrOwn two table
spoonfuls of onion in a tablespoonful
OF butter, then add small carrot,
chopped fine, and two cupfuls of grated
turnip or rutabaga, cover the sauce
pan and cook slowly on the back Of the
stove for 20 minutes. Put a quart of
milk into double boiler, add two ta-
blespoOnfuls of flour, mixed with a
little cold milk, and cook five minutes
add the turnip, teaspoonful of
kitchen bouquet, dash Of tabasco and
a level teaspoonful of salt; cook ten
minutes; add two tablespoonfuls of
butter, strain through a fine sieve and
serve with squares of buttered toast
Mock Oyster Soup.-Cook - roots
of satisfy, after scraping and slicing
when tender add a half cupful of cod
fish, quart of milk, salt, pepper to
taste, and just before serving add two
tablespoOnfuls of butter. Serve with
oyster crackers.
Vegetable Soup.-Wash and scrape
one-half cupful of celery In slices, add
one-half cupful of carrot cubes, two
onions, thinly sliced, and one-third
of cupful of butter. Cook ten
minutes, stirring constantly; add three.
fourths of cupfuI of stale bread
crumbs, four cupfuls of boiling water
Cook until the vegetables are tender
add two cupfuls of hot milk and two
tablespoonfuIs of finely chopped pars,
ley. Season with salt and pepper.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Nu1 N~t neeQ.

Philadelphia pays it's maycr S12.
600 ii year salary.
Factories yearly pay out $40, ,943 600
in wages in California.
The Breslau Germany Consumers
union closed its tiftieth year in No
vember. The year was profitable.
Pressing lever projects a slide
down the tines of Il new coId-meat fork
to remove its contents neatly.
Gear wheels to be connected to the
front wheels of an automobile have
been Invented to make cur lift its
'oNh top Whenever the driver desires
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
YES! LIFT A CORN
OFF WITHOUT PAIN!
Cincinnati man tells how to dry
up a corn or caIlus 80 1t lifts
off with fingers.

You corn-pestered men and women
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
that nearly killed you before, says this
Cincinnati authority, because a few
drops of freezone applied directly on @
tender, aching corn or callus, stops
soreness at once and soon the corn or
hardened callus lOosens so it can be
lifted off, root and all, without pain.
A small bottle Of freezone costs very
little at any drug store, but will posi-
lively take off every hard or soft corn
or callus. This should be tried, as 1t
is inexpensive and is said not to irrI-
tate the surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to get small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug house.-adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
CONVENIENT MANURE PIT FOR THE FARM
SHALLOW MANURE PIT is PRACTICAL.

will find shallow
sectional
of
smaller
In with
framework
give
the incline Cougate the bottom
the while
still
fastened.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
CONVERSATIONS

England's paper-box trade employs
10000 workers.
New Zealand has 333,2S3 acres Of
Columbus, O., is to build a conven-
tion ha'%
A wall tie that grips dozen bricks
instead of two, as customary, has been
invented, by Scotch builder.
Z Mrs. Lena, Rood of Seattle, with a
fortune of $25,OO0,0OO, is the richest
person in the Pacific Northwest.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
A DELICIOUS DINNER

Break a quarter package Of Skin.
ner's Macaroni into boiling water, boil
ten or twelve minutes, drain and
blanch. Take equal parts of cold
chicken, boiled Maearoni and tomato
sauce; put in layers in a shallow
dish and cover with buttered crumbs.
Bake until brown. Just try this once.
SINNERS Macaroni can be secured at
any good grocery stOre.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

The big, tlat-footed negro was up for
theft.
Il caught him nippin' a fresh-made
pumpkin pie from the MacGregor
house on Marguerite street." explained
Officer Carey.
Did you?" demanded the judge.
Oats rough word, yo' honoh-say-
in / done stole it. Now, as ter de
tTuf'-dat punkin pie was settin' dar
on de winder ledge, abandoned, jedge
Nobody nowhar nigh hit, jedge. Hit
wuz case OBJ 'justifiable adoption,
brought on by de Christmas sperrit."-
Case and Comment.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
ACTRESS TELLS SECRET.

well known actress gives the follow
ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint OF
water add l OF. Bay Rum, a small box OF
BarbO Compound, and Il OF. Of glycerine
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost Full
directions for making and use come in
each box of Barbo Compound. II will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray
hair. and make It soft and glossy. II will
not color the scalp, is not sticky OF
greasy, and does not rub OF. ADV.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Three Definitions.

Curtis had several times been to see
Jack. nine-mGnths.old baby. and was
so exuberant in his love for and en-
thusiasm over him we were anxious
and curious to hear what he would say
about Billy, then ten days old. Un-
fortunately. his visit came when Billy
was asleep, and Curtis solemnly eyed
the motionless little mite way down
in the crib. When his father asked
that evening what he thought of Billy,
Curtis said. "WelI I'm little boy,
and Jacks little baby. and BllIy's
lust name"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

riety upon our tables.
Mint-GIazed Carrots
Wash and scrape three
carrots and cut in quar-
ters in slices. Parboil
for ten minutes, drain
and put into saucepan
with nnn-third of q cum
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

severe pains Ia my
back and sides until
! became 50 weak ]
could hardly walk
from chair TO chair,
and got so nervous
! would jump at the
slightest noise. I
was entirely unfit
to do my house
work, l was giving
up hope Of ever be-
ing well, when my
aietar asked me To
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Akin TO MARRIAGE.

Willis-What system do these mill
tary airplanes work on?
Gillis-One person runs the am
chine, and the other is just an Observ-
er, but both of them fight"
Wills-I see; just like being mar
ried.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Innocent Recreation

Father had demanded a heart-to-
heart talk with his only son.
II am told that you are given to
gambling" he said sternly.
II admit it," the son acknowledged
but only for small stakes"
"Oh, as long as it is for something
to eat / don't mind" the father said.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
BANISHED.

ter, Salt-rheum, Erysipelas, Boils, Gar
buncles, Enlarged Glands, and Swell
ings, and every kindred ailment, are
benefited and cured by it.
Cut this out and mail to US with the
name of the paper-we will mail you
free medical treatise on above dis
eases. Address DR.. Pierce's Invalidss
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
DF. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
ana invigorats stomach, liver and bowsls.
sugar-coated. tiny gEanu,@s. saAy 70 taka.
e candy.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

water to bake in the oven % minutes.
Remove from the molds and serve
with cream sauce or tomato sauce.
Cooked chestnuts served in rich
lemon sirup are delicious served with
ice cream.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Bears the
A Loaical Conclusion.

did you really call this gentleman
an old fool last night2" said the judge
severely.
The prisoner tried hard to collect his
thoughts.
1.-THE more l look at him the more
likely it seems that did," he replied
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

where it may be obtain
ed, and countless are
the ways In which 1t
may appear to give fresh
delight to the palate.
Cream Of Chestnut
Soup.-RemOve the out
er shell from the nut
mud nnNnr Nrith hnilinn
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

anu prepares IL Tor
the heavier food
which is to follow.
Clear stimulating
beef soups are for
this reason the
usual dinner soup.
When q soup is to
be followed by a
light course thp
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Not Much Trouble,

What are you doing now, Peter
I'm collecting"
collecting what?"
my thoughts"
Gosh, you always were lucky get.
ting light work. Puck.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Citv.Bent.

And still the population of the Unit
ed States keeps heading for the cities.
More than 40 per cent of the people
of this country now live in incOrpor-
ated tOwns.-BuffalO Times.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

To add sweet cream to that which
is partly ripened and not mix we'll is
to invite failure and loss which few
can afford.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Extreme Caution.

"Jenks' fad is insisting that every
thing in his life must have flavor"
"Yes, he will not even sit down to
Il table unless sure the wood is sea-
soned"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

ana baked in the
oven until the car
rOtS are well
cooked. This dish
may be served in
individual rame-
kins which is pleas
ing to a child.
Bananas are
N1NaNnh
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15


States Department of Agricultural
Perhaps the best reason why fruit
should be grown on the farm Is that
a good supply of fruit contributes to
the welfare of the home and to the
health and enjoyment of the family.
The farm orchard is not usually d.
rect mOney-making enterprise, though
1t may sometimes be source Of small
income.
A farm orchard or fruit garden, If
planted to suitable varieties and well
cared for, tends to give continuous
and regular supply of fruit. Even
though the quantity actually used in
the average farm home could be bought
more cheaply than it could be raised it
would not take the place Of the home
grown supply. The purchased supply
would usually be obtained spaSmOdical-
ly; in great many instances it
would not be obtained at all. The rec
Ognized usefulness of fruit in the diet
emphasizes the Importance of insuring
an abundant supply.
Locating the Orchard.
No fruit will thrive on poorly
drained soil. Very sandy and heavy
clay soils should be avoided if possi-
bic. The sandy loans, loans and clay
loans are preferred. Fruits require
fairly productive soils. A measure of
fertility commonly and fittingly used
In this connection is "SOil that will
grow good crop of corn"
The subsoil is fully as important as
the surface soil. 1t should be deep and
of such texture that water will soak
into it readily. 1t is partly for this
reason that heavy clay soils are un-
desirable. Then, too, the roots pene-
trate fairly friable subSoil much
more readily than they do very hard
one.
In most sections an orchard should
be located on relatively high spot.
This is largely to avoid as much as
possible the danger of injury from late
spring frOsts and also to insure better
drainage. But there will be many in
stances where there is no elevated
place on the farm; and, if there is, it
may be too far away from the build
ings to be convenient. Some things
may need to be sacrificed for the sake
of convenience.
Preparation of the Soil.
Having selected the place where the
orchard is to be planted, the prepara-
tion Of the soil to receive the trees is
next in order. If the land is in sod,
it is better to break it sufficient
length of time in advance of the plant
ing to permit the sod and grass roots
to decay.
Before the trees are planted, the soil
should be narrowed or cultivated un-
til it is as well pulverized as it would
be for planting corn or growing grain.
This at least should be done over q
strip several feet wide where the rows
of trees are to stand. The advantages
of having the soil finely pulveriZed
when the trees are set in the ground
will amply repay the cost of doing it.
Trees for Planting.
The quality of the trees that one
plants has very much to do with the
results which follow. 1t is not pos
Sible to SO describe good tree that
one unfamiliar with nursery grades
can be sure Of fully safeguarding HIM
self against accepting undesirable
stock, should it be delivered to him.
However, some of the important fea-
lures may be named.
While small, weak, stunted trees
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

"What is practical politician"
"ln many instances" replied Senator
Sorghum, ''he is a refOrmer who has
backslid."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

"The doctor says I'm eating too much
sweet stuff. Says sugar makes you
lazy. Think it does?"
Loaf sugar might"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Have you made any provision for
the birds this winter? They should
have grain and seeds.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

II you suspect that your child has Worms,
single dose of DR.. PeeryB Dead Shot"
will settle the question. Its action upon
the Stomach and Bowels 10 beneficial in
either case. No second dose or after puF-
gative necessary. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
White Lead for Nuts.

To prevent nuts from vibrating loose
or becoming rusted on too tightly, paint
the threads of the bolt with white lead.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Suitable Kinds.

what measure would you select for
line Of light poems?"
"Why not try gas meter"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Policy.

Cohen-Are you strictly neutral?
Levy-Of course. How do l know
which side is going to win?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Some men are like silver-pated
knives-they look bright but are often
dull.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Have you learned any lessons from
the past crop season? Now is the
time to stop and think of these things
while they are still fresh in mind.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Only One "BRoMo oUININE"
To got the genuine, call for full name LAXATIVE
BROMO QUIEIHB. Look for signature of H. W.
GROVE. Cures . Gold in One Day. 26G.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Blessed is he who has found his work,
Let him ask no other blessedness,
He has a work, a life purpose;
He has found 1t and will foster it.
IT. Carlyle.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Don't think that because you owe
your doctor for saving your life he
Will take 1t in settlement for the bill.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
MRS, KIESO SICK
SEVEN MONTHS
Restored to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

Aurora, Ill.-''For seven long months
| suffered from q female trouble, with
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
CHOICE RECIPES.

Carrots are such n wholesome vege-
table that they should be found more
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Turn Waste into Mutton.
Stick to the golden hoof'' and turn
the farm wastes into mutton.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
SOUPS WITHOUT MEAT.

A light soup taken at the beginning
OF the meal stimulates the stomach
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

May we have the wit to discover
what is true and the fortitude to prac-
tice what is good
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
THINGS FOR LITTLE PEOPLE.

Grated carrots seasoned with salt and
cream, covered with buttered crumbs
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
Easy Corn Cutting.

A good corn knife makes the work
or corn cutting easier.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
CUTICURA KILLS DANDRUFF
The Cause of Dry, Thin and Falling
Hair and Does It QuickIy-TriaI Free.

AnOint spots of dandruff, itching anC
irritation with Cuticura Ointment. Fol
low at once by a hot shampoo will
Cuticura Soap, If a man, and mex
morning if a woman. When Dandruf
goes the hair comes. Use Cuticurs
Soap daily for the toilet.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
OPENING CHESTNUT BUR.

The chestnut with its own delicacy
of flower is a great favOrite every
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15
e THE
KITCHEN
4'@U@'N
81 CABINET -

Since trifies form the sum of human
things,
And half our misery from trlfies
springs,
Oh! let the ungentle spirit learn from
thence
A small unkindness is a great offense.
Hannah More.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1917-02-15

Contrary Assurance.
Can you give me somebody on this
job who is live wire?"
THAT'S dead easy"