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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

MEN, WOMEN
and THINGS
By F. NJ. E.


They Are Willing Bunch.
The American girls are willing to
take mems places during the war and
they will be willing TO take the men
when they come home from the war.
Please Remember.
When country editor gives space
IN MS paper to advertise some local
affair Of movement II is ust the same
as money donation
Something Lacking.
4 nlc&E,er who does not think that
der own children are a little beta:
and smarter than any other vrpr;.a,y;; :. :;
ehst!?sn - no: mlca II c,o l.,aa=,
More DspYaGed.
I*s :l1as who ohy uc:s .igh
:i:s'ouga the :sar Of she saw: rena'~
:3e:s IS ~prsa thai, Z s.ll2..s;s;s, WIS,
o:,-Ls:S violates. the avg,
Not A Success.
Wignea AS a cuis 90 cot sl:aG.s 8
4;:.ce2s Is reporters, cil2y caaa wG.ii
ia ,ssD: TIE sews they zashsc.
The Time Has Come.
When ycaE bes: gjrI begins 20 :oik
ahour the electrical trust il g tine
70 :Ugn dawn tae lights.
Something Wrong.
When your boy would rather have 4
Bible for present than an air qua
there IS something wrong with your
Coy.
Improving.
Little Ethel: did the Lord make
you'?"
Father: 'To be sure"
Little Ethel: "And did he make
me-"
Father: Certainly"
Little Ethel: Surveying herself
in a. mirror, well, daddy, he is GER
tainly improving in his work"
They Would Be Lonesome.
# young men were ene-half as coed
as the girls want them to be they
wouldn't have anything to do vii:
'. .nnt. 49,: x
His Only job.
A pretty man seldom finds time to
Go anything but look handsome
No Handicap.
The tast kiiis,t ! married ygan,an Is
nearsighteJ does not iessa.,
!ssr popularity a. shaperpnss
-><s.A Fact.
n, iran ever became SO great ti1as
siia psepia would 60 out Of theis Nas
to keep the dust Of bis monument
after he was dead
Behind the Times.
Every warning nation in the WORKS
except the United States, handles all
ing from them free. Uncle SAM
makes his uheful Sighting men pay
full postage and charges fun postage
for all mail sent them, yet he per-
mits his useless congressman, and
he has lot OF them, to send tens OF
campaign material and other useless
ret through the mails free Of cost.
Something is cut Of joint somewhere.
Dissstef Imminent.
Russia has nasAsIixsd, uniformed
and equipped md senk - The fssnt >
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

spanked by hand. Somewhere in the
world Jack Lait will be sitting on a
cracker barrel, smoking a cob pipe,
wagging his jaw telling the young
ones that things amt like they used
to be in the elder and better days
of the Republic"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

Try the Herald Want column if vou
have anything You want to get rid of,
or if you want to buy anything let
your neighbor know about it through
the Want column.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
>THURSDAY, JULY 26, 1917.
The Main Reason.

The Main Reason.
The principle reason for the high
cost of living are the things men buy
and conceal the purchases from their
wives.
How to Go After Them.
Moral suasion and oratory have
about as much effect on trusts and
food spectators as water on a ducks
back. The only successful way to
go after them is with a club.
The Way of the World.
The way of the world is the wo-
mans way.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
Who Can Blame Them

IF the military authorities are go
ing to permit free and unlimited os-
culation of Yankee soldiers by the
French girls, American maids are go
ing to start an advertisement So
ciety.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

regiment of women. If they aim at
their comrades, may the Lord have
pity on the enemy when they fire.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

A woman can lead a man with a
hair but she can't drive him with a
bull-whip.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
No Merit in Them.

Actions that men strive to conceal
from the public are seldom meritious
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
True

True
A woman can lead man with a
hair but she can't drive him with a
bull-whip.
Who Can Blame Them?
IF the military authorities are 60
ing to permit free and unlimited os-
culation of Yankee soldiers by the
French girls, American maids are 60
ing to start an anti-enlistment So
ciety.
Strange But True.
1t is always the man who cannot
afford to lose money that gets stuck
in the rhun1my game.
Let The Crops Wither.
The weather never gets so dry that
the housewife wants it to rain on
wash-day.
How To Distinguish.
One can always tell the sex of a
baby, no matter how it is dressed by
giving it stick of cadny. If it tries
to swallow it whole it is boy, if it
offers you bite it is girl.
Strange.
No woman never becomes such a
man hater that she does not enjoy
being proposed to.
The Best Remedy.
There is nothing that so thoroughly
cures man of self-conceit as a fami-
ly Of grown up daughters.
1t Affects Them Differently.
A woman never feels so big or a
man so little as during the perform
ance Of the wedding ceremony.
Would Lose Their Trade.
If all women had beautiful wavy
rnglets milliners would be compelled
to go out ofbus mess.
In Its Favor.
A church has never known to be
used as headquarters for highwaymen.
To Be Consistent.
To be consistent a man who does
not believe in advertising should pull
in his sign.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
Let The Crops Wither.

The weather never gets so dry that
wash-day.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

They Are Willing Bunch.
The American girls are willing to
take mems places during the war and
they will be willing TO take the men
when they come home from the war.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26

Strange But True.
1t is always the man who cannot
afford to lose money that gets stuck
in the rhumrny game.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1917-07-26
1t Might be Well.

1t might be well for those polite
lans who are so busy retiring Sena-
tor Nelson and naming his successor
to get Uncle Knute's views on retir-
ing before proceeding further.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Reserve Range Privileges

Albuquerque. May 26. Stock
men holding grazing privileges
on the National Forests who en-
ter the army or navy may have
their range rights reserved dur
ing their absence, according to
an announcement made here to-
day by District Forester Paul C.
Redington. The plan is author
lied in a telegram just received
from the Forester at Washington
Stock owners who desire to take
advantage of this privilege are
asked to file a statement with
the local Forest Supervisor so
that provisions can be made for
the temporary use of the vacated
ranges by others in the interim.
Under the Forest regulations,
range privileges may be held
only through use. The new rul-
ing protects those who will be
forced to discontinue use of the
range through entering the nat
ional service, and at the same
time guards against the vacated
range lying idle.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Germay Knew that Ameri-
can Ships Sailed for France

Washington, May Is. F o u r
days before the American de-
stroyer fiotilla arrived abroad,
Berlin knew it was on the way
and to what port it was going,
and the day before the vessels
steamed into Queenstown, Ger
man submarines had strewn
mines about the harbor entrance.
This startling information, re-
vealed that German spies not
only still are at work in this
country but that they have a
swift and sure means of COM
municating Americans W a r
secrets to the fatherland, came
to the navy department today in
a cablegram from Rear Admiral
Sims of London.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Disguised

Meeting Samuel F. Smith the
other day he said: Il was GER
tainly disgusted to see the Her.
aid print that article about the
Germans making glycerine out
of their dead soldiers. Then |
picked up my copy of the Liter
ary Digest and found the same
article, only a little worse per-
haps, becaase the Digest article
went into details about the
natter
There you are. AS a rule,
home people expect more of their
local paper than they do of
metropolitan publications, and
for what reason? We believe
we can answer that one very i'm
portant question: The local
press (home paper) is the bed
rock foundation of all publica-
tions. The home paper sets the
example, takes the initiative in
all journalistic effort and the big
publications simply follow, and
all of US. more or less, are cater
ing to the whims and tastes of
the public. To this end we print
many things which to our way
of thinking are disgusting. Z"
The public demands SO and so
and they get so and so.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Is Ireland to Become
a Free Government?

| London, May 28.-It was an
n ounc e d by Premier Lloyd
George in the house of commons
today that the government pro-
posed to summon Immediately a
convention of representative
Irishmen in Ireland to submit to
the British parliament consti-
tuition for the future government
of Ireland.
The delegates would be chosen
by the respective bodies. John
Redmond, the nationalist leader,
speaking after the permier had
made his announcement, said
that for the first time in her
history Ireland had been asked
virtually to settle problem for
herself.
Mr.. Lloyd George said there
was one thing common to the
failure of all attempts to arrive
at a statement-that the propos-
ais had emanated from British
government. The present gov
ernment, therefore, had decided
to invite Irishmen themselves to
put forward their proposals.
Hitherto Great Britain had un-
dertaken all the construction aud
Ireland all the criticism. Once
Irishmen were confronted with
the problem they would give due
weight to the obstacles and diff
ferences. The government pro-
posed Ireland should try her own
hand at framing a plan. This
method, he said, had succeeded
in Canada, Australia and South
Africa and he could not help
thinking that what had been ac-
complished h ere could be
achieved in Ireland.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Mcbride Ordered to Jerome
to Settle UncaIIed for Strike

Phoenix, Ariz., May 27. John
Mcbride of this city, former pres
ident of the American Federation
of Labor and president of the
United Mine Workers of America,
tonight received a telegram from
Secretary of Labor w. B. Wilson
appointing him conciliator and
directing him to go to Jerome in
an effort to bring the strike there
to an end. Mr.. Wilson, for a
part of the time of the presidency
of Mcbride of the Mine Workers
of America, was member of the
executive board of that organiza-
ton.
In his telegram Secretary Will
son quotes from telegram he
had already sent to ]. L. Don
nelly, head of the Western Feder-
alton of Miners in this state re-
peating a statement he had made
to the Amalgamated Association
of Iron and Steel Workers in
which he said:
My judgment is that where
our workers have been unable to
force aecognition of their unions
in normal times they should not
take advantage of the country's
necessities to force recognition
of the unions now if the workers
are left free to organize and con-
ditions of employment are secur-
ed which will maintain the stand
ards of living existing before war
was declared. :"
Mr.. Mcbride has accepted the
appointment and left for Jerome
tonight.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Cooperative Exten :
sion SchooLExercises

Cooperative extension work in
agriculture and home economics,
under the direction of E. P. Tay-
lor, of the University of Arizona,
will commence at Snowflake,
June 6 and continue to June 9.
The session will open at 9 A.
NJ, Wednesday, June 6, by an
address of welcome by C. R.
Fillerup.
The following is a partial list
of the subjects that will be con-
sidered: Poultry, home garden,
range management on Forest
Reserves, irrigation, dairy COWS,
pumps and pumping, grasses,
methods and principles of dry
farming, silos and ensilage.
marketing, diseases of animals,
crop rotation, trees, shrubs and
flowers, etc.
Those who will take parC, we
note the following: J. j. Thorn
Der, botanist; Timothy C. Hoyt,
supervisor Sitgreaves National
Forest; R. M. Roberts, of the
Santa Fe System; G. E. P. Smith,
irri g ito n specialist; G. w.
Barnes, live stock specialist; l..
M. Harrison, U. S. Bureau crop
estimator; E. P. Taylor, of the
State University; C. R. Fillerup,
county farm demonstrator, and
others.
Mrs. c. SALISBURY, home eco
nomics specialist, will couduct
classes for the ladies at 10 A. M.
and 2::30 each day of the session.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
''Why Didn't
Roosevelt
Cone?''

Paris, May 28-Former Pre-
mier Clemenceau, in an open
letter, appeals, to President Will
son to send over Col. Roosevelt
and "his companions. Mr..
Clemenceau says:
In invaded France at the
present h u r there is name
which represents, by | know not
what force of intuition, the beau
ty of Americas intervention. 1t
is that of Roosevelt. You are
too much a philosopher not to
know that great popular leaders
have influenced men out of all
proportion to their own real value
by the intangible atmosphere of
legend which has formed around
them.
Whatever may be the reasons
and without attempting to apa-
lyze the phenomenon, | yield to
the imperious need to tell you that
the name of Roosevelt has in our
country at this time a legendary
power. 1t would be an enormous
error, in my view, to neglect a
force which everything urges us
to make use of as soon as possible.
1--WE have learned that the
first American unit has arrived
at the front, and with what zest
generals and privates saluted the
noble starred banner. How
ever, you should know, Mr..
President, that more than one
stout chevronned perilu said to
his comrade in an astonished
voice: But wher is Roosevelt?
| don't see him. "
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
ORMER FRENCH PREMIER ASKS WHY ROOSEVELT DIDN'T COME?
e the 5 is the Days the Prisoners Cell for the "Slackers
h Governor PrOclaims the Gerard Sounds Word
ab Day Of June as the Day of Timely Warning

Philadelphia, May 25. = Il f
Russia stacks arms and German
submarines continue to litter the
ocean with corpses of the mer-
chant marine Uncle Sam will
have to bear the brunt of the
great battle practically alone, !"
declared James w. Gerard, form
er ambassador to Germany, who
was the principal speaker at a
meeting here tonight under the
auspices of the southeastern
Pennsylvania chapter of the Red
Cross.
Mr.. Gerard said he had wit
messed nearly all the atrocities
which have been charged against
the Germans. While we need
many things in this war we need
the Red Cross more than any
thing else," he said, Mr.. Ger
ard said the impression had pre-
vailed in Germany that Ameri-
cans were tango lizards and
male manicures, that they were
a 'lot of fat people, all for
money!" but who would not
fight.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
lap Destroyer Boats ChaS-
inc German Submarines

Toxic, May 26. An announce
ment issued by the admiralty
today says that the British troop
ship Pennsylvania, which was
torpedoed in the Mediterranean
on May 4, was being escorted by
Japanese destroyers. The de-
stroyers engaged the submarine.
According to the announce
ment the Japanese rescued 2, 300
out of 5000 troops on the Tran
sylvania, winning the praises of
Japan's allies by their bravery.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Reception

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph w. Smith
announce a reception to be given
in the honor of the marriage of
their daughter, Roxie, to Mr..
Walter c. Shelley, which took
place at the Temple, Salt Lake
City, May 2. The reception will
be held at the home Of the bride,
June 2, Snowflake.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

See the new pumps at Wetzler's
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

w. H. Duffield of White River,
and a mem Der of the White River
Sheep Co., was in Snowflake last
Saturday transacting business
with the Bank of Northern Ariz-
ona.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
Citizens Ticket Capture HOI-
brooks First City Election
(By Staff Correspondence
Holbrook, Ariz., May 20.

The first city election occurred
Monday and it was hotly con-
tested. Automobiles were run
ming in every direction all day
long carrying the voters to and
from the polls. Two tickets
were in the field, viz: The Citi-
zens' ticket, supported by the
business men, and the Jordan
Teeple ticket, placed in the field
by the gentlemen whose name it
bears and the Holbrook News.
Each side commenced voting
early being determined to show
the other where to "head-in. !"
The voting was fast most Of the
day, 215 votes being polled. No
special registration was made for
the election but challengers Of
each party were on hand to see
that no one voted who was not a
qualified elector.
C. H. Jordan assumed the role
as challenger and lord Overseer
for his contingent early in the
day making many lordly declama-
tions about what he proposed to
do after his party won. His ut
terances a u S e d considerable
amusement for people on the
street. AS challenger he essay
ed to take his own diminutive
mental capacity in his arrogant
way as an educational standard
for the qualifications of voters
and objected to all whom he con-
sidered below par. The election
board soon put him right by
granting all such the privilege of
the ballot and Mr.. Jordan was
brought face to face with the
fact that his self-exaggerated
estimation of his own attain
ments was a poor basis to work
on and got his party no votes.
R. S. Teeple, political scavang-
er, fingered near like a lean
coyote to carcass but rendered
little assistance, as his qualifica-
tions particularly adapted him
for work in the shade. while
everything at the election was
conducted in the open, above
board and on the square. But
not to be outdone altogether he
sailed forth and secured a biped
from Woodruff, at present serv-
ing as county assessor, with a
Teeple collar around it's neck,
and we'll broke to lead, and at
tempted to vote it but failed
again.
With the dead weight of Jor-
dan and Teeple hanging like a
milestone around the necks of
their candidates it was soon
evident that the Citizens ticket
would carry the election, but in
terest remained at high tide until
the polls closed,
The following is the unofficial
tally of the vote:
CITIZENS TICKET
Councilmen-
w. H. Chamberlain, 119
C. P. Cooley, 1877
L. d. Divelbess, 131
John Flanagan, 13O
G. w. Hennessey, 152
Clerk
B. B. Neel, 126
Marshal
]. F. Woods, 1O4
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01
p.,,lamation of Registra-
ton Day
prTcIJTIVE DEPARTMENT
State of Arizona.

State of Arizona.
whereas, Congress, on the
.r5teeth day of May, nineteen
~ ,,rDn+een. did pass the Selective
n,.ft Orovision or the War
lrnv Bill, otherwise known as
tbp Seective Service Law, re-
cnidrg that all male persons be-
tween the ages of twenty-one
and thirty, both inclusive, except
ran persons in the military
nj naval service of the United
Ses. present themselves for
rstration between the hours
4 seven a. m. and nine p. M,
4 tuesday, June fifth, nineteen
srenteen, at the precincts
wherein they have their perma-
rnt homes, and providing a
Hraty therefor; and
Whereas, The Provost Marshal
General of the United States,
he officer in charge of the said
hesitation, has caused to be
|@tbthe Sheriff of each County
Arizona, Instructions for the
rying out of said registration,
hid has invited the aid of all
| |Il authorities in the prompt
|lGcurate making of the said
FStratiOn, and has urged that
be widest publicity be given
1SVOrk:
Now, therefore, |, Thomas E.
anpbell, Governor of Arizona,
gTlrture Of the authority vest
aD me under the said law. do
'Ar that evey male resident of
iHlona between the ages afore-
Nd whether an American citi-
a'r alien, shall present him
vi for registration in his pre-
a't at the place designated
EeIn, between the hours of
s'a a. m. and nine p. m. on
.sday June 5, 1917, or suffer
penalty prescribed by said
aoltlS earnestly recommend
- possible facility be provid-
Ivy employers of such male
0S'S as aforesaid, to the end
J, '' acompIete registration be
4"'ed on that day and date.
lug enrolment already per-
'uVu by the Assessors of the
~uaI Counties of Arizona un-
0e military code has no re-
r',ce a whatever to the subject
y. lS Proclamation, and such
\, s"oS enrolment does not in
u manner affect the obligation
IN. Is aforesaid males as to the
a'ral !. registration.
N 1o'e June fifth marks the
|ofta5,,.n1 step in securing a
%;y ,a;! census, from which is to
mn 'tIed ~ and trained the best
Ero nso,.9 The world has ever known:
a r''4slty' $s because of an unjust
|ss, forced upon the United
|Qse i teI the people of Arizona
qsrdIoe.a ~ a gala day in which all,
srstoinsa rsI9,eS8 Of age or sex, shall
!, N'pa'e as patriotic duty.
repOta WITNESS whereof, | have
,o C;rooS Set my hand and caused
izons may a. Seal of the State of
0cnneS 0DnS It to b, be affixed.
Is I.,v tgds at Phoenix, the Capital,
EO. I9i4y second day of May,
''ONAS E. CAMPBELL,
Etest. or Governor of Arizona.
w. SIDNEY P. OSBORN,
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

Wilford Rogers of Clay Springs
was here Monday and paid his
respects to the Herald. Mr.. Rog-
ers' homestead embraces the
now celebrated Clay Springs
proper, a fine watering place and
surrounded by fertile land.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

Wetzler's carry a full line of
door locks and butts, also build
ing and roof papers. No high
prices.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

w. C. Baldwin of Taylor pass
ed thru yesterday enroute to Hol-
brook on business.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-06-01

G.. E. Owens sends the Herald
to H. C. Foulger. Ogden, Utah.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1917-01-31

WE'LL KNOWN CITIZEN OF WAX,
AHACRtE p8s~E4, AWAY
II CUISINE.
Ho< Beea saffetcr TOR Many aentlss
aRa fnd Vas nos Altogether
tneN peetesI--istriag m
Cameron.
faiifeeon

Phil Hertram, age s5, died Al Gus
t3ue comaneae county. Texas THes-
'iay pog8'as Following an illness OF
some @qaths. Funeral VIII be held
at Cameron Thursday morning.
This brief announcement was
flashed 10 friends here late yesterday
ts f.#Rog Rertram. who was called
70 the bedside Of his father early ia
tae de$ yesterday Phil Bertram
aad been ia poor health far some
time. some @eeks aso ne and Mrs.
tisrtgam we're called 20 Cuisine.
Texas. because of the death of Dr.
smith father of Ars. BerUom. and
tAey remained there with her aged
mother for a time
MIR BeFtram was born in the
Aiaaee province og Germany He
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1917-01-31

DALLAS, Texas. Jan. 31.-Inter-
est is widespread In tho Boston.
National Grand opera company :
presentation Ia thls city February
l2th, 13th and nth, of the three
famous operas, Faust" Iris and
Aida, 4" Faust win he sang
Monday night, February 12th. Iris
will be Che attraction Tuesday after
roon, February 1874. and Aida
sin he presented Wednesday night.
FEBRUARY l4th
The Tuesday matinee Sal ho c@-
Peciaily interesting aa tho tiile rola
%lil be Interpreted by tie famous
Japanese DrilUu donna TamaN MI.
ufa- scenery for this Remarkable
aad extremely attractive production
OF Mascaguis Ngpouege tragedy
VAS procured from japan.
No stone viii be le4 u8layra5,
ia making the mualcal side o. ovrg
production Of the uallas repertoire.
ao near.y perfect az possible. Win
sch singers la the company 81
Giovanni ze0atello. Maggie Tegte.
Ricardo Martin. Jose Alardoneq
Tamaki hIiura, George Bakianagf
f.elia Gay Louisa valiant aed
Thomas Chalmers. sad 9Ith gnaa
gl.