The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1917-02-08

SOAAAtAttNAt WIN AAtN ffN0ts
I That you are a gentleman
Now don't make us liars.
That even false accusations
leave a stain behind them.
That the road question can only
be settled with better roads.
That nothing brings one back :"
like the feel of spring in the air.
That the best time to fish for
trout is when you can catch them.
That there is no place like home,
even though it's some other fell
low s.
That it's easy to get the cart
before the horse, but it makes go
ing bad.
That youth fingers even longer
than the habits of some would
warrant.
That it is all right for deaf
man to tell his wife all he hears
yes, MOI
That Sherman made his immort-
al statement about war after he
knew from experience.
That even the limited through
trains have to take the sidings
once they get behind time.
That some students get on
most agreeably with their studies
-becausathey never bother them
much.
That every new innovation has
its knockers. The skinny legged
ones are not a bit joyful over
short skirts.
That it only takes a trip east to
convince one how little IdahOs
vast resources are understood aud
That Colorado has been ship
ping $25,000,OO0.O0 worth of po-
tatoes east. GOSH Must have
been at least a car load.
That the Optimist sees one side
and the pessimist the other, but :
he rest of the world just wades |
right in and helps itself.
That we are told that an elec- :
iric bulb is brightest just before
t burns out. And so, we might Z
i'd, is the nosesof a boOzerf :
That it g surprising how many 4
dahOans would be disappointed y
the legislature did conclude its
abOrs within the 40-day limit. n
That you should quit signing y
or wealth. Go home, look at ,
our wife, and then realize that a
'ou are the richest man on earth. z
That the fire eater who habit I
ally carries a chip on his should ,
r often finds that he is too IN e
ignifcent for a real man to even y
office. "
That it's often said it would be n
luch easier to conquer some q
Duntries than to police them; but d
is harder. to pioneer than to i'm NJ
rove our own Northwest.
That life may not be all roses
4 the farm, but there's heap
I satisfaction in knowing that W
fery time a hen caekles you can at
Ear the money jingling in your da
,ckets. 2
That its just human nature that
kes one to see "grand opera" sv
r the sole purpose of being able al
tell his friends he has been Gu
ere, and then it takes the same Co
low to see Charley Chaplin for De
e real pleasure derived. col
That to-day many Of our roads tol
try a motor traffic far in excess Ter
the total traffic Of all classes Gle
rried - years ago. At the sol
esent time there are about g.
1000 motor vehicles in use on ha'
r public roads, or about one in
tor vehicle for every mile Of mo
ID. the
That it is now claimed the 70O,- Hi
1000 pounds of tobacco annual ]
burned in pipes and cigars in sch
U. s. produce 10000 tons of a 1
les containing $4,000 tons Of Lev
ash and 500 tons Of anhydrous I
osphorus, valued iat $4,000 cho
!. Chance here for another rs.
tain Of industry. 7
hat he told his 12-year-old son for
milk the cows, feed the horses, was
, the pigs, hunt up the eggs, bloc
1 the calves, catch the colt and tear
him in the stable, cut some v
ID, split the kindlings, stir the ball
am, pump fresh water IN the T
lmery after supper, and to be last,
2 and study his lessons before syst
vent to bed Then he went to ( Nez
farmers club to discuss the city
stion "How to keep the boys the
the farm" hare
hat this is not unreasonable. the
/: We fed our baby on modi- Mar
cows milk the first six a We
this, but the milkman did not
erstand how to modify his
S properly, and in consequence III