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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
He Had To.

If all men were like a colored porter
In Frankfort, newspaper men would
lind the game an extremely easy one.
The porter. who is known TO every
man and boy In the city recently was
divorced from his first wife and within
few days was married again. A re-
porter happened in the clerks office
Just ms he was taking out his license.
when are you to be married.
Frank?' asked the reporter.
The porter told him, and the ques-
uoning was continued until his wife-to-
be grabbed hold of his arm and wills
pered, Don't tell that man all about
this"
I've got to-" the porter whispered
back. Hes "a reporter r'-Indianap-
oils News.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
80 80 Roads wor.s.

Very few roads receive enough time
and money TO be put I'm frst-class CON
dition. Most Of the money IS spent in
on endeovOr to maintain earth roads
that are not In a suitable condition
for maintenance. Many earth roads
arc worse after improper working than
they were before 1t, for large part Of
the best soil IN them is exposed 50 that
the 0rst heavy rains wash 70 away.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

The systematic use Of the rOad
drag WIFI give better results for the
money spent than any other method
of maintaining an earth road and
costs from $40 TO S15 per mile per year
n Illinois, provided the road has been
properly built
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

New York.-A demand that tho
United States exact immediate indie
pendence of Ireland from Great Brit
ain as condition to further participa
ton in the war is contained in resolu
lions adopted by the United irish
American societies.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

relief ] was told OF Dr. Picrce's
Pleasant Pellets and received the most
speedy and lasting benefit ! have ever
found. They are very pleasant and
agreeable to- use. ! cannot find words
TO express my gratitude that SO useful
20 remedy is at orr service" HENRY
r. CHASE, 2G2 South Third So.
Write DR.. v. VI. Pierce. Buffalo. n. Y.
III you want free medical advice.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
COULDN'T Keen II un-

The City Man Oo ninety-year-old
peasant) Tell me, what must one do
to grow to be as old as YOU are?
Peasant-Don't drink, don't smoke.
keep out i'm the fresh air.
City NANNY father did all those
things and died at sixty.
Peasant-Yes, but he didn't do them
long enough.-Fliegende Blaetter (AIu-
nich).
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
The Man Hire un-

Hello, hello, is this the fire depart
mentY" asked an excited voice on the
telephone.
mo, madam" answered the manager
Of an employment agency. whose phone
bell had been rung by mistake. This
is the hire department."
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
New Mlnister Named.

Washington. At the request OF the
retiring Russian ambassador. George
Bakhmeten. Che provisional govern.
ment at Petrograd designated G. Onou,
cOuns elor OF the embassy, as charge
daNairer.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Amsterdam a dispatch from Con-
stantinople says that Robert College
and the Bible House and fits branches
are being closed and that the mem
bers of the American colony are pre-
pairing TO- leave the Turkish capital
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Not the Usual Kind.

"Oid Gadabout's return 10 his native
heath doesn't match up with the usual
traditions surrounding the Homecoming
of a globe trotter."
$50? How is that?"
ooh, he was gone long, but he came
back short"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
5000. 900 Acres Put in Wheat.

London.-The board OF Agriculture
has decided that 100000 acres of
pasture land in England and Wales
must be plowed for wheat growing in
the coming autumn. The order EN-.
braces land in addition to pasture land
already plowed
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Considering az. c. !"

30 mamma. come here" called Maud.
"a whole lot OF kittens are In our cats
basket"
herself" laughed mother. Hasn't she
a nice family3"
well" said Maud. ft IS all right TO
have family. but I should think she
would have them one at n time"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

a bond issue for S17JOOOO to be
used for building Approximately 125
miles Of concrete highways in Sacra-
mento county. Cal. passed a few days
ago, the vote being four to ono.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Aliens Foot Ease for ihe TrOoDs.

The antseptc powder TO he shaken into the
shoes or used in the foot-bath. Young men in
every community are using Aliens FooLEase
In their drills for Military Preparedness. Used
by the Allied French aud English troops be-
cause II rests the feet, takes the friction from
the shoe and makes walking easy.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Letlara nrIna IIah 80.

London AT a Red Cross sale n So
ries OF letters by Benjamin Franklin
we're sold The letters we're written
TO DIT sbipley. bishop Of st. Asapt
and his daughter. Catherine. and sol,
for ESQ guineas.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Mexloo seizea Railrnads.

Washington.-The Mexican govern
ment has seized the Tehuantepec rail
road and the Vera Cruz and Alvarado
railroad with all their rolling stock.
Ambassador Fletcher 60 notified the
state department. No reason is given.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Boston Prof n. ~ Carver of Har
ward has called upon all college girls
10 till the fields this summer instead
Of playing tennis or riding in automo.
bilcs "Our college girls this summer
should work" he said.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Portland ore. - Oregon is the first
state 20 dll its required quota Of army
enlistments. the last of the men called
for having been sworn into the federal
service.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

London - The membership of tho
British Labor party has increased from
$4,000 in 1900 20 2.220OOO
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Ariadne Thank goodness. I didn't
marry Percy. He's So unreliable.
Penelope How SO?
Ariadne Why. be- sworc he'd pine
away and die if refused him and now
look mt him Judge.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Mrs Skinn-Ten the gentleman I'm
not receiving today. Mary.
Mary--He amt deliverin'. maam;
he's cOllectin'.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Admirable Precsution.

when ] eat in public I always go
whore there is "a free lunch"
"Economy3'
"No. ] haven't an ear for music
want to eot standing mp. so as TO be In
proper position in case somebody starts
The Star Spnnglod Bdnuer'"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Very True

Favor course one can't believe ev-
arything one hears.
May-Oh, no. but one can repeat it,"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
COLUMBUS NEWS
columbus. ohio.-o1 have used 4


PierCe's Pleasant
Pellets and found
in them one of the
best remedies for
biliousness and TO
regulate the bow
els. j suffered UNI
told agony with bill
ious attacks and
tried many RENE
dies and my local
doctors. with little
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

lie has no legs, bat il never feels
the need Of them while on it's travels.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
The Wise COL.

There is no such thing as luck" OBJ
served the Sage. Did you ever have
n set Of tours beatenT' asked the Fool
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
The Better Wish

81 wish l could afford to wear fine
clothes" II don't. 1 wish 1 could af-
ford to wear any old thing"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Never judge the dimensions OF n
woman's brain by the size of her hat
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

People who talk a great deal seldom
find time TO say anything.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

There is something wrong with the
small boy who isn't the victim of a
chronic case of hunger.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Goo Manu
Operations
The Right Medicine in Many Cases
Does Better than the Surgeons
Knife. Tribute to Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
Doctor Said Operation or Death-But Medicine Cured

Des Mones, Iowa-"My husband saws would
have been in my grave today had it not been for
LYDIA e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. / suf-
Ieed from serious female trouble and the doctors
SAID could not live one year without an operation
My husband objected to the operation and had me
try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. /
soon commenced to get better and am now well
mend Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound to
any woman as wonderful health restorer Mrs
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

Men who talk much have plenty OF
fit luck 20 complain Of.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

The cork onk Of Spain is said 70
grow best in poorest soil.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
A Rare Breed.

"He gives his family everything they
want"
YES. He's one of the few men to
whom the flve-dollar bill they give
their wives to spend doesn't look any
bigger than the five-dollar bill they
toss onto the bar to pay for drinks
for the crowd"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
UnIOadIna the RESPONSIBILITY.

Can you keep Il secret?" Yes"
Then listen while I give you one that
l can't keep any longer"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26
Another Operation Avoided.

Richmond Ind-"For two years sick weak from
troubles that when
with my hands on the steps then sit down the The
thought would live NV daughter
asked Lydia Pnams Compound She had
taken with good results did disappeared
gained strength moved into home
work. and raised hundreds chickens cannot saw
enough praise of Lydia Pnkham Compound n-Air
M w. JOHNSTON, Route d. Box 100, Richmond, Ind
OF course there are many serious cases that onlv
surgical operation will relieve We freely acknowledge
this but the above letters, and many others like them
amply prove that many operations are recommended when
medicine in many cases is all that is needed
If special advice PinIhan DYedi-
cine Co. (cOnfdentia
read and answered confidence.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1917-04-26

A road. like q chain. is only os strong
as SIS weakest link.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The exact duplicate of the
engine that made the record
is in the CHALMERS YOU
BUY. The same Hot Spot
and Ramshorn Manifold that
gives 1OO9o efficiency even
though using a low-grade gas
oline, starts INSTANTLY in
cold weather and has instant
pulling power.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
LOOneys Creek.
Spseialfo the Nt7Os.

| SpseiGiio the MezOS.
Foster Powell made flying trip to
Chattanooga last week
Lum Thomas went fishing Friday,
and 1t Is said the fish bit 30 he had to
| get behind tree to bait his hook.
Daisy Dsffron went duck hunting
and had pretty good luck. He shot
at duck and killed COW.
Say, Mr., Editor, have you been out
on the highway for the last few daysi
If net you had better stay in il you
don't want to go to the bottom.
Hute Northcut and Bill Barber's
road fever has left them. guess
they would have felt better il it had
left them year ago.
81. Fl. Powell makes his rounds ev-
cry day.
John Powell made his round trip
this week.
James Anderson is getting along
very we'll.
1t is shame for the people to put
up with the work that has been done
on the pike, but they can't help them
selves. wish was county suck, !
could soon get on easy street. They
are promising the people that there is
a better day coming. hope there ISL
wish they had 1000 dollars more to
gobble up. can stand anything the
rest can.
a. B. Thomas is on the mountain
this week. fox hunting. He said that
he wished that every fox hunter in
the valley had been with him Thurs
day night, that he had a seven hour
race on Little Round mountain, near
the Onby place. The dogs did not go
out of hearing anytime while. the race
lasted.
Burl Smith called on Brit Thomas
Sunday.
Sam Condra was. seen going down
the road Sunday.
Henry Anderegg was out driving
Sunday.
Brit Thomas is looking for another
fox race as soon as the weather pei
mits. Windy.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
Automobile for Sale.

On Saturday, Feb. "a, 1917, at
10 O'Clock, a. M, at Jasper,
Tenn, at the court house, will
sell at public auction one Ford
automobile in good condition, re-
Gently equipped with new tires.
Said automobile being the prop
erty of the late A. R. Rankin,
deceased.
/ will also sell one silo, heart
pine with wooden hoops, capaci-
ty 1902 tons. 1t was erected in
the fall of 1916 and is new. 1t
is located on the top of Cumber-
land Mountain near Foster
Falls.
TURLEY RANKIN, Adm.
Advt. Feb. Is, ct.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
The knocker.

After God had finished making
the rattlesnake, the toad and the
vampire, He had some awful sub
stance left with which He made a
a knocker.
A knocker is two-legged ami
NAL with a corkscrew soul, a wa
ter-logged brain and a combina-
ton backbone made of jelly and
glue. Where other men have
their hearts he carries q tumor of
decayed principles. When the
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
CHOPPED MAN
WITH HATcHET
No George Washington Epi-
sode Here but Merely
Drunken Racket.

John Maree and Will Sims,
living on the Shellmound Road,
while possibly concentrating
the departure of whiskey from
Tennessee Saturday, got inyolv-
ed in some sort of a discussion
which ended in Sims choppine on
Maree's back with a Ratchet. A
deep wound was inflicted, which
quired six stitches of DIR. Lacy's
sewing toclose up. Maree's story
is that he took Sims to his home
when drunk, and Sims hit him
with the little Ratchet as he was
departing from his domicile.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly in
huenced by constitutional conditions, and
In order 10 cure 1t you must take an
Internal remedy. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine Is taken internally and acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
system. Halls Catarrh Medicine was
prescribed By one of the best physicians
in this country for years. 1t Is COM
posed of some Of the best torics known,
combined with some of the best blood
purifiers. The perfect combination Of
the ingredien s in Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine. Is what produces such wonderful
testimonials free.
FL; CHENEl 4 CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
All Druggists, &C.
Halls Family lie for constipation.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
guLEY CATHARTIC TABLETS
EeeD SOnaeh Sweet liver AxdN -Bcsxls PelulT

The News hi $ the uew vs. CSC ] mon ii
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15

Mothers know it stops Group
because it cuts the thick chok-
ing mucus, clears the throat Of
phlegm, stops the hoarse me-
tallic cough, eases the difficult
breathing, then quiet sleep.
Mrs. T. Neureuer, Eau Claire, Wis,
writes: "Foleys Honey and Tar COM
pletely cured my boy of very severe
attack of Group. We know from exper.
fence that tits wonderful remedy for
soughs, colds, Group, whooping cough"
For sale by j. w. Simpson & Son
LaSnnr Tpnn
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
AlETreR THAT MAY INTEREST YOU

N. w. Mcconnell, Riyerdale, Ga,
writes: "Foley Cathartic Tablets abso-
luteIy cleanse my system thoroughly,
and never grippe, and no nausea" An
ideal physic, invigoratins and strength
eninp the bowel action and having a
f,ood affect on tho stomach and liver.
Giye stout persons q light and free feel.
mo. Sold by J. w. Simpson & Son,
Jasper, Tenn.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15

Wun submareen seems ter
hev Their same eject es err bizzy
bea en- err gang Nv swetty coats.
The Yeunited Stats Bdrednots
will hev er chanel ter test Their
kyrectness NV Their syneopashun
Nv this remark, Eff pres. Will
sun doan't keul daoun. Pig
Hollow Scout.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
GREAT MANAGEMENT.

The Bethlehem Steel Company,
whose stock is worth FIVE times its
face value. and who paid an enor-
nous dividend only last week.
sent out column of plate matter
last week, setting forth their side
of the matter of making shells and
building ships for the govern
ment. Thew did this after q big
contract had been awarded to an
English concern for ID and 16inch
shells for our navy. We notice
that several of our exchanges fell
for it and used the matter. When
those crooks get anything like
that by the Courier you can then
appoint lunacy commission to
act upon our case and wire Tusca-
loosa to sweep out padded cell
41144. They will pay for it if it
runs in the Conrier. Collinsville
(Ala) Courier.
Why bless your soul, Bro.
Smith, some of the brethren up in
this neck of the woods not only
bit but actually swallowed bait,
hook, line, pole and all. If they
didn't, then we are a liar. Dun
lap Tribune.
The column" of Bethl chem
Steel printed by us was exactly
d inches long. 1t was sent US
by our New York representative,
the American Press Association,
who occasionally secure US adj
vertisements to be paid for at
our usual rates subject to- their
commits ZION This was an adj
vertisement to be paid for at our
space rates, and other advertise
ments are expected to follow,
The Neas did not print a col
umn of Bethlehem Steel matter
free, and moreover was not So
licited to do so.
Speaking of England making
shells for our navy to bust, it can
be clearly seen why Wilson fav-
ors England in this German con-
troversy. 1t has now leaked out
that English concerns are max
ing shells cheaper than Ameri-
can concerns, and hence, with a
big contract involved, it would
not do to break off diplomatic re-
lations with England. Eng
land established a blockade,
and American vessels keep out
of it. Germany establishes a |
blockade and American vessels
are pushed on into a danger
zone, end then diplomatic rela-.
.tions relations are broken off |
with it because it will not aban-
don the use of submarines in the
prohibited waters. Hence the
cry of "War-r-r'' goes up into
the circumambfent atmosphere.
The point is not difficult to
see. Possibly if Germany had
been making the shells it would |
have been the other way. Great |
management land big deficit |
at Washington
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
TO PRESERVE FORESTS.

In an effort to stir up public
sentiment in favor of forest pres
eryation the Senate and House
of Representatives of the Ten
nessee legislature adopted the
following resolutions:
whereas, the woodlands OF
Tennessee are one of her greatest
assets, supporting one of her
greatest MISUNDERSTANDING,
protecting birds, game and
streams, and serving other. valu-
able purposes, and
Whereas, forest fires annually
burn over our mountains and 9TH
er forested lands thereby destroy
ing vast quantities of timber, in
turing and killing jnnumerable
trees of all sizes, subjecting the
trees to attack from fungi and
insects, and
Whereas these fires consume
the leaf litter and other accumu-
lated vegetable matter thereby
causing a rapid run-off during
rains which results first in floods
and then in drouth, because of the
impaired ability of the forest
soils to collect the water, a con-
dition which reduces the normal
continuity of stream flow, thus
depicting the water power for
hydro-electric purposes and the
fish producing capacity OF
streams, and .
Whereas, forest fires drive out
and destroy birds and game by
burning thru their haunts and
breeding places, and
Whereas, the states through
these nres sufferslan annual loss
of many thousand dollars and is
beoueathing to coming gener-
ations forests that are ruthlessly
impaired, and other depleted re
sources,
Therefore, be it resolved, by
the Senate, the House concurring,
that we the members of the Goth
General Assembly of the State of
Tennessee, recognizing these
facts, urge the citizens of the
State to refrain from setting
woodlands on fire and to use all
possible means to extinguish fires
that have been started. to be
careful with fire when hunting,
camping, clearing land or clean
ing farms, and to urge all others
to do the same, to the end that a
strong general sentiment against
destruction by forest fires may be
developed thruout the State. f"
These are good in their way,
but are not fsr-reaching enough. |
We asked the former representa-
tive, w. H. Wilson, to frame a
law embodyinq the idea that dep
uty sheriffs should have the same
right to summon posses of citi-
zens to quench forest fires in
their beginning as to summon
citizens to aid them in effecting
an arrest. Compulsory forest
fire quenchine is just as legal as
compulsory military training and
is a great deal more useful, for
the former protects material of
service to mankind, and the lat
ter is merely trained to destroy.
No attention was paid to this
idea by the former representa-
tive. We have also suggested
the formulation CT such a law to
the present representative, w.
M. Cameron, but the matter
seems to have gone into sug-
costing resolution instead of a
positive and forceful law. r
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15

knocker comes down the street,
honest men turn their backs. the
angels weep tears in heaven and
the devil shuts the gates of hell
to keey him out. Eek.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15
MAGAZINE POETRY.

Stumps, stumps, stumps, atumps Of
trees -uuaccountable, ad libitum,
| one might almost say ad infinitum.
Stumps in a silent landscape.
Crows. crows, crows!
A crow to each stump; not a stump
without its crow.
Stump. crow; crow, stump. Stump,
| stump, stump. Grow. crow,
crow-ad libitum, ad ininitum,
for, at least three miles.
Cav, cav, cav, cav, caw'
Sudden movement, the shock Of sound I
See. til . crows have awakened The
landscape palpitates.
Whirr! Whoosh Flap Flip! Cav,
cav. cav, cav
The crows fly, aviate, mount upwards,
blotting the empyrean and singing
their heart-piercing song of free
dom: ''Caw, cav, cav, cav I"
Sidney Bulletin.
Kegs, kegs, kegs, kegs of beer-un-
couutable, ad libitum, one might
almost say ad infinitum.
Kegs in Sunday landscape.
Drunks, drunks, DRINKS
A drunk to each keg not keg with
out drunk. !
Keg, drunk; drunk. key. key. key.
Drunk, drunk, drunk-sd libitum.
ad infinitum, for at least three
miles.
Tap, tap, tap. tap, tap
Sudden movement The shock of NAL
letsl
See, the DRINKS have awakened. The
Landscape palpitates.
Hooray Whoopee Attaboy Oh, JOY
Haw, haw. haw, haw
The drunke jump. leap, jig. sucking
the amber and singing their heart.
piercing song of freedom; "Hic.
hic, hic, hicr
Luke McLuke in Cincinnati Enquir-
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-02-15

w. M. Lee is reported contem-
plating moving to his property at
the foot of the mountain road, so
as to be nearer the mountain
where he has big contract cut
ting extract.