Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-08-15

! n oAAO W POAAASA4S Oue ways IN
.rve their country.
If every woman was as anxious to
keep her husband as she is to win one
there would be fewer divorces.
No real substitute for ability has
ever been discovered but gall is the
nearest thing to substitute.
Fame and fortune is waiting for the
genius who starts successful school
OF Domestic Science for Women.
Shaping child's face is a sin when
nature has provided a place that is so
much better for the operation.
Giving ones service to his country
or giving his substance to the church
is not a sacrifice, but privilege.
If little girl does not love a doll
and a little boy dog there is some
thing wrong with their parents.
II men only got what they earned
in this world we would be an entirely
different class of property holders.
II you desire that people should
fight for their country, you must give
them country worth fighting for.
The man who earns money is al
ways a public benefactor; the man
who makes money is a public menace.
The news stand girl who can sell
cigarettes and cigars to men who do
not smoke, always draws the biggest
salary.
If family of children don't scrap
occasionally among themselves they
never amount to anything after they
grow up.
If people would practice economy in
the unnecessaries of life it would not
be necessary to cut down on the nee
essaries.
A wife rather enjoys having her
husband lie to her once in a while so
she can exercise her ingenuity In
finding him out.
The man who invented corks con.
ferred a much greater benefit upon
humanity than the man who invented
the corkscrews.
One great fault of the Christian
world Is that it spends too much mon
ey b uilding churches and not enough
building meeting houses.
A man who does not advertise does
not get any more satisfaction out of
his business than an armless man
taking pretty girl out buggy riding.
We often wonder what would hap
pen to man if he came down to din
ner, in first class hotel, dressed
above his waist exactly like his wife.
In these days Of steam and electric
ity we have overlooked the fact that
the greatest propelling power in the
world is a young mother pushing a
baby carriage.
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at the planets and study their
courses curiosity impels him to look
into a mud puddle and wonder why
the ground is wet.
German leaders assure the German
people that the entrance Of the United
States into the war cuts no figure
yet they spend fabulous sums to find
out what Uncle Sam is doing.
In eulOgiZing the nations defend
ers it is well to bear in mind that the
man who enlists as a private is en-
titled to more credit for patriotism
than the man who enters an officers
school.
The food control bill fixes the
minimum price of wheat at two dol
lars a bushel and yet we can remem
Der the time when. men sat on 3
crack barrel and gravely foretoli
that dollar wheat was forever thin1
! of the past.
The man who wrongfully take,
your substance under the cover of tn.
law is more despicable than the high
wayman who holds you up at tn,
point Of a gun. He has all the crimi
nal tendencies of the highwaymal
: but lack his courage.
A maiden In Minneapolis had i:
young man arrested for kissing her OF
the cheek. The court fined him fift,
dollars. He ought to have given hin
three years in Saltwater for not kiss
ing her in the proper place while h
was doing the job.
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Our Boy.
Our boy has joined the colors.
He is fair, young, 1.-the and strong
And when he marched to the wa
away,
He took all our hearts along.