The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1917-11-29

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Hon. Turkey Flew Afterwards Striking Ne So Earnestly n Hair He Lt Me-
Quite RranIese
To Editor, Who Keep Cheerful in Spite of Holidays:
pain Dear is eo ss: wans with annual ma yeeap'y date 1 Of Tn hank ss approach up I EMO,
Thanksgive Thurrsda W." my memory ! tel" Su what collapsed to me last
Romeo !. was naos employed dyed for Gen Cookery at domestic kitchen Of Mr.. & Mrs..
give Das w Ss expects aee s 8 c epGs9"sh1 rs u u to m e. "t tonos gw shall be Thanks:
more. All ME- my ~ relatives e ito a1 Is no st snserasl %y iethsA . r"oe fs ssn who shno go equal ia 3
eon StaSs ten nGer ,mme . aety to r market for - buy on one nrheyshcken # 20 lbs.
ce'ery.weed, n sumnent punkens to construct % u s% piesy - ''"eS''o punches
OK l .. At Gouge Bros. Market where "a I observe sgn, "rAr TURKEY
,' :: ssss f. Z s Il i: :::. s ! ::s' s::y : s'% sssS ! ' s:ss5 ;a: "H ' e: ss e Life = wa.
" "5ss % not not pr aasc fat turkey for s5e7"I rake OF
: Sy should vi Fix like nS q 5" IS. ple ass1s'' nMs from me.
$3.50" "e ThIs nc" 9ra sen bro Droken sections. You must purchase complete bird, price
st ,ssaoa rates so folks <, al ct rich By starving: / snesxsr.
fowo IN n,t espon from nm. He go to icebox and fetch forth on enlarged
%zSs sss ass f ftssn turkey. ss; he satisfy.
fres1sr than that" deposs Hon. Butch Sa Nf I ts : ''S'' Nothing could 'e more
s s1 ssan tt sst s ssa vs val ~5 Also precious sss e: ssan e sss' price ): s. i' soP sses.:
wards N, carrying this valuable buthery. ~ D' pronounce N0"S'
dog name of Hon. T TTo, sn n"ss' up D eaHns % Uf tur susae and nna s IN assorted etsl
= u nsh0 Dr'I I report. Hon. Fdo stood waggshy saying nothing, but looking
Dats Of rSanisiu H H%Ts Ia arrive w y e.n, .. m q a,u0,,mo :
s sc1ss up 9o an commenced Tnarm1f d. A a m. tina ASSORTED dog Ion 10 IN Edo, Sse S" outside Z
and J. ! y : GLAD to to Ait ii: , n%snss "" send f@'''s smiling SINE" Of bakery
knife wv: s5 ss %ss s s. , Z Ss :, tS ssss;: : so1; report Hon. oooDer with sharp
",," 1T were not lot thusly when I as a boy" report Uncle Seth with grone.
resa he made smacktaso of this foods, then flop it back with snubbcd x.
All Al n enSoy ta sepre $50 ges bs tab re celery since 1s41" he hona bannby
I go to kitchen for bring in delicious murngantawny u what 7 bo,vot
sas j + Il, a no Hon. ~ TSSsssy n% syss sssoS,a @ !s fsvs!,s as''s So i fos 1 n% os st
L fetch soup in plates to all those thanksgtvers.
they yenup together with voice of sad chorus girls VIII
thrusting away plates. """' s"' "me
tura IM stsn gls real any n.y. more 'narrateu Uncle Seth with dyspepsia. "pven
%s custom on 1hanksgve morning to salute IIon. Turkey by chonniur
fsssn o he oss d. B., But s. = . % Today ns sSss i ives si like "s1 n"Sim %s zssa sHw
s would 0 eat { tne 1n Ice 0ef0'em meeting civilized persons. No respectable bird dog
I enjoy considerable alarm for this thanksgiving speech. Then, rope
tum"a - &C., icueat 10 Kitchen for fetch forth Hon. Turkey. IIdDo
thrilled mrnnn1 my y wrists and elbows a I entered kitchen fol- escort that sublime
b dde sn % t ui9s! oa I stand CAST. I look to window where I left that sacred
en're, r vacuum en non. Turkey had aewed away!l S
! roh D. window n lok earnestly to back yard. Ycs!l with tbonkfu1
Nv wnna on oi '"' mere stood OF. ride abducting Hon. Turkey across alley
talk. l lp through window IN feet to outside. quickly rrassurine INV INV ,e ns
b ooIodc ,a "ur u us SSy doggish annlmle, but he scromhc up fence with
n nooheu claws claws resembling cats. Too late for me! Turkey had escoped from
Mr. Editor. heroes is most brave when reporting failures. So I drag
together my soul and encroach toward dining room, where could hcor thnse
o ksgV complaining about everything. walk in there carrying empty
this agony" "" VS." ''" "EsS'onS "'' avoid
what Isl all excaim while hnpnng to their feetware.
ouoa fou should all be very thanksgiving" I suggest "You have been res
himself by clipping with Hon. Turkey before h could be ate" "" '''"'
"fI" mean %n wv we a s 81 na have no turkey snaggcr all
fW for Hon. Turkey, however toughw """
justly hHes he say his-crasby II Iond sonnd ~ r,r,oob,,. ~ ..,
from n mhnte ha window, and Hon. Tdo with wngrsh tail trott int dining room,
arriving ariyane nat enormoious bird in his careful teeth. lie lay that absent fowel
Hon Fldo do lot care for this enlarged chicken, SO he bring him back"
Dinner are now sponti" decry Hon. Mrs.
u,no "diow could you speak it"I research. "when turkey q, you say Dinner
understand about American customs. o F"
% "a IhanksgHe dinner so you IA set around making bcwans. So
foolish to DO! Why you II choose this date to kick III .NnsfortuneY' -" :"
20 nn a snail snail &c az SO ~ abrupt Ion. Goober arising upwards. "Fimt Misfortune
r,do Mex er,I N re- rejected ae me me through window by force Of Swedish uuytsu. Hon.
s saa arrlvob by next kick, and Hon. Turkey flew afterward, striking m Cd
hairs o earnestly he leftu me quite brainlcss.
Hoping you the same, Yours truly,
rAs1nMUnA TOGO.