The Washington herald., 1917-06-22
New York, Day by Day
BY o. o. MCINTYRE.

SPECIAL Correspondent OF Thc Washington Herald
special Correspondent Of the Wash
lnGtOn Herald.
New York, June 2l.-As Samuel
IHep1 would record in his diary: Up
TO register for the nations cali An
am Hattered by the list OF questions
WnlCh asked: Have YOU an auto,-o-
RHe DO you own a yacht? And the
For a walk on the Rialto and sec
many sllkcn ankles asninE in tbT
sun and many play actors and nIsy
actresses promenading for the sum
iner season has come TO Broadway
A happy lot they are and WORRY NOT
whit over no wages for several
To police court where sat with
The Lord Chief Justice. very derrcss-
lhS. In especial the case n the
woman who, in anger al her neigh
Dor, shipped on the tail OF a dog
with scissors, and ] hoped that the
!ndee would send her 10 the gUillo-
Iine. And yet when he S0nt her 10
Gaoi for tSn DAYS. and she screamed
hysterically, ] pitied her greatly.
Much talk OF NIs., rom my
r1other-in-iaw from the west country
which look 10 with great plea sure.
albeit many would rage and fume At
such a prospect Yet very few have
such as mine, thank heavens.
To a bank where shop for a liberty
loan bond and after much dickerinS.
buy one for more than forty pound
" hlCh ! can III afford what with
dickeys and alpaCas on the constant
Increase But wishes that ] might
buy many more
To an inn for dinner where am
amused by a young girl. very sweet
and very graceful. Who danced Gp
the stairs 10 a boy who sang Fvrklr-
berry Finn a
that l might have had my harmor.ca
to accompany them.
Home by omnibus and find s.
Spaeth. the music crilir. who tells
me the comicH story Of the African
woman who bOaStCG how good her
spouse was. Dat man has brun.
me n washing customer @or every
day in the week" she said To an
apOtheCary for q hedker Of frosted
milk and so TO bed.
There IS a veteran actor At one
Of The theatrical clubs VINO suffers
from some digestive ail'u,.t which.
after a heavy meal. causes nyste1-
ious. muffied, far away sishihg and
moaning sounds deep down in h.s
other evening wh'n the sounds
started. DCnsld Mackenzie heard
them and exhibited Unfsi Sned interest.
II don't know what's In, matter
with me. said the veteran actor
"On the level, ! don't"
old man. said Mackenzie quickly.
/ know; you're haunted"
Baseball and its attendant possibn-
itiCS may ne eligible for many. hut il
Is just the sort OF thing that Peter
J. Garfield should have known enough
to avoid. For months Mrs Garfield.
who lives in Harlem. has sought her
husband having obtained a warrant
accusing him Of non-supPort The
other day Mrs Canield attended a
baseball game at Olympic Field. In
an exciting moment of the game ono
of the batters found a hail into the
left tield blcaChers. Mrs. Canneld
watched its course and noticed that
the man who was Knocked dizzy by
il was none other than her missing
husband His present address is the
Harlem jail.
The Home Defense Guard Is an
unique institution. Il is composed Of
millionaires, poor men, clerks. mer-
chants, actors and men IN all walks
Of life They Serve as policemen and
wear special khaki uniforms. Al first
they were laughed at and the VIC
Tins Of agrapher's iibes and car
toonists' digs. But since five Of them
have been shot. three seriously. in
the performance Of their duties, people
are not laughing any more. Many
of them are men who arc semi-!n-
walls. They do not get any salary.
They only get the satisfaction that
they are doing their bit. Tho idea
was that OF Mayor Mitchell and Com
missioner Woods and it is a Corker.