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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
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Gie nm, T., 3nIi 1917 idQiqcn 6aI6idlrlic6en
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19

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Bc1 bcoeet nid5ta, oa5 uaren Ic clnIad ge5mluigci
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&crfebr nit Gbina mtcr iopmliide Soruur0lAat ltel-
len loilcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
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y q I T. M re e. A. ,Nini 1915
Sic SiruRcnonrDbrucDe.G Gonnlidre Der @inoi
baltimore MAIDEN biermii ocntdB ocn 8oriDrii
ten oes Baltimore Giaot GbnricrS befnnnt, ooB
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SIS mirh bermil beInpni acNcben nnB bieic
2iiie uc6li Der erlldreEbcn &arte ieri0Neiteut
her Sln0itdtb t0n baltimore, O6cr irQcno clue
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&crDiicHll6ug bcicr Gcfanntmdhung llhe.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
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XIV GtS -WliNN.
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llnicrc MG0Slailcn lcbt olicL Suugc @ds
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
9iuiScubcu.
00aImers oiI { oIaa 00mpanN, ane.

Gbalmcrs Oil & Wos GompanB, Src.
&rioritdte,9lttieM 3i0lociioc gir. O.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19

Mnnnpo 8. 0in., i5. sunni 1017.
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(EulifG 1S10)
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Nlrcan acs olcOanoe.anIpellerg.

I3. Suni 1917.
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nitcr5eibnclen &eroromu9 yir. 155, glbi6niit
H. Ydtd8tnpb = Ouie am 2S. gioOcnl6er 1911
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19

9(6onncntcn bic ocu .1cmti6cu Gurrcipon.
bcntcn" niht pilultih nocr nmrcacla0nn cr,
nuitcn, ino Nclettn hrr Eiicc eanuu rcr &C.
lcpDpn poer hriitlin ~iHOeinug 81 manen,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-06-19
NNrean eea @eodnoc.anIgellorg.

Gs mirb bicrmt 6elanni qcmGfbt ouB Die
s6un6 Gtone 60, pemdb Der am 10. SUM
1905 uniet8e0neieu &eroroming ytr 155, glbz
l0mll II. Sdrugrap0 I ? (iuic ON 2S 9iobcmber
1911 amcnoirD, nm @rluubuiB ndbqciucbt bat.
has gnuclcr g,r. 733-737, SunmerlieosStr.
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3. 3. Sgrne,
Sunt0- 2O) Gc6du6es Snipeitor
The evening world., 1917-02-06
How to Become a Citizen Told in Plain English

least ninety days after 1t has been
filed. nor within thirty days preced-
Ing n general election. When a hear
ing liz granted upon a day fixed by
the court the witnesses OF the petit
toner must appear and testify 20
that the presiding magistrate may
satisfy himself Of the applicants good
intentions and character. When the
court Is convinced OF the petitioners
eligibility 10 become "A citizen the oath
OF allegiance will be administered and
u certificate Of naturalization issued.
The fee charged in connection with
the filing Of application for full cltl-
zenship IL 81. to be paid AZ the time
application IL made.
Soldiers OF foreign birth in the
United states Army may obtain citi-
zcnshlp after n residence OF one year.
and any alien who has served five
years In the navy or one enlistment in
the Marine Corps may be admitted to
citizenship without a declaration OF
intention. on the evidence OF an hon
orable discharge.
In addition TO these technical re-
quircmcnts II is necessary for the
would-be citizen TO pass "A mental eN-
animation intended TO prove that he
IL a man OF good intelligence. This
test is not severe, but many uues-
tons usually are asked that might
puzzle a well Informed man, An u
line OF these questions and the cor
rect will be printed on this
page tomorrow.
The evening world., 1917-02-06
AS, 1T WORKS OUT.
UBLIC HACKS in New York are greatly on the in
Sun learns from the License Division that looks aft

UBLlC HACKS in New York are greatly on the increase, the
Sun learns from the License Division that looks after vehicles.
The city is expected to have at least a thousand more public
cabs this year than last, making a total of 900, of which more than
5000 will be taxs.
"The prosperous condition OF the people, particularly our visit.
ors," is held by License Department officials to account for the fOct
that taxicabs are now so well patronized that the taxcab companies
can't supply the demand.
Prosperity has something TO do with il. But how many people
who use taxicabs to-day would be doing SO if they had to put up with
the oxorbitant fares and insolent, h~igh-handed service that prevailed
only a few years ago under the system of private hotel stands and
prvlege-seeking, graft-payng taxGab management?
What has increased taxcab patronage and built up taxnab bust
ness in New York is the cheaper rates, uniform regulation and public
stands for which The Evening World fought until it won.
Further lowering Of taxicab fares will put more and better cabs
IN the streets and still earn eyen bigger returns for the operators.
Watch and see.
The evening world., 1917-02-06
To-D Days Anniversary

JUST 2S5 years ago to-day Robert
Cavolier, sieur de la Sale, after
- a long and hazardous Journey
down the Illinois River. set out with
his noet OF canoes on the Mississippi,
As he advanced no noted tho mouth
Of tho Missouri. noted tho site Of tho
future city OF st. Louis, built q fort
near tho mouth of tho Ohio and erect
cd n log cabin on the nrst Chlokasaw
bluff. Reaching tho point whore ths
river separates into three channeis
flowing into tho Gulf OF Mexico, t6e
party separated, but tho whole com.
pany assembled again at a spot near
tho Gulf, md there prepared a FOR
and a column, nfrixlnE to tho iattSr
tho arms OF France. with the inscTip.
ton. "1ouis tho uroat. King Of France
ana Navarro, April 0, 1852" I1tsr
La Sale set out to the westward.
penetrating tho present domain o.
Texas to Trinity .Rivor, whom some 81
his men revoltod and murdsrSd M
,RsaA sxpjoCsa. ~
The evening world., 1917-02-06
The Jarr Family

Chen" Mr.. Jarr went IN. how
constant the complaints OF the high
cost of living will fall upon the ears
of the sturdy wife, returning from the
toll Of the day. Yet this is we'll. for
Il betokens careful, though q%uerulous,
home husbandry. Think of the tired
business woman returning home 10 be
RECALLED only with the chattering Cos
s,p OF household trifes which the
silly housekeeping husband will think
of the most intense interest to her!"
"Oh. don't talk such nonsense.
please" said Mrs. Jarr. III you men
had to put up with household annoy
ances-espec!ally in a flat-for a 1T
tie while, IL would do YOU good. and
make you appreciate being spared
them before! Why. u ~janitor wor-
rles me TO death. he Is that rude and
disobliging. He drinks and doesn't
attend to his work. We haven't had
a bit OF steam all this day. and no
hot water for a week. What shall we
do with him?"
1--WE should labor for his ethical
uplift." suggested Mr.. Jarr.
Are you making fun OF me7" asked
Mrs. Jarr. please be serious. lie
swore dreadfully to-day when some
thing happened TO the dumbwaiter."
my dear" replied Mr.. Jar mildly
II am only considering tho janitor's
case. Why did he swear up tho
kaumbvaSew SnaSsf'
The evening world., 1917-02-06
APPLY 1T.

the National Platform OF ID
Republican Party, adopted ut On
csgo, Ill, June 8, 1915.
We declare that we believe In
and will enforce the protection
Of every American citizen In all
the rights secured 10 him by the
Constitution, treaties and the law
Of nations, at home and abroad,
by land and sea.
N order TO maintain our peace
and make certain tho security OF
our people within our own Dor:
ders, the country must have not
only adequate but thorough and
complete national defense, ready
for any emergency. We must
have n sufficient and effective
regular army and a provision
for ample reserves, already
drilled and disciplined, who can
be called ut once 10 the cOlOrs
when the hour Of danger comes.
We must have n navy SO strong
and so we'll proportioned and
equipped, so thoroughly ready
and prepared. that no enemy can
gain command Of the e and
effect a landing In force on
either our Western or our East.
ern coast.
We must perform all our du-
ties and insist upon nll our
rights rs n~eutrHls, without fear
and without favor.
The evening world., 1917-02-06


cant for citizenship has
made a declaration OF Intention TO
pledge his loyalty TO tho united
states. And he must have hVed III
this country for at least V years
previous 10 the time OF making npplI-
cation for Anal papers and at least
ono year IN the State or Territory
where application is made. Not more
than seven years may elapse
A declaration OF intention n apph-
cation for full papers.
At the timo of filing this second pc
,ition for the privilege " citizenship
the person making such petition Is
required 20 bring with him two cred
ible witnesses, both Of whom must be
| citizens. They will be called upon 10
testify that they have known the
prospective citizen during the hNe
preceding years and have seen him
with reasonable frequency through
out the whole OF that period and
know that he has lived In the Unit
ed States for the necessary length OF
time.
They also will be required 10 bear
witness concerning his general char
acter and especially AZ TO his attitude
toward the institutions of the United
states and the principles OF the Con-
stitution.
II a portion OF the Ave years has
been spent by the petitioner IN some
other State, the AFFIDAVIT OF his wit
nesses may verify that part OF the
apphcant's residence which he has
passed in tho state where he then
lives. And the character OF his de-
pertinent during the portion OF the
/ Ave years that he has passed outside
the State mas be shown by deposit
tions when his petition comes up for
a hearing.
II the applicant arrived in tho Unit
ed States subsequent 10 june %, 1906,
he must obtain a certificate TO that
effect from the Department OF Labor,
Washington. ID. c.. which also will
give the time and place OF his ar
rival. The law requires that this
certificate be attached to tho petit
ton OF all persons who came 10 this
country after the date named. but
does not apply TO those who arrived
before that time. The proper appli.
cation blank for this certificate car
be secured in Room No, $50, Pos
once Building, and should be OBJ,
tained about ten days before the pc,
titloner expects 10 mako application
for his final papers.
!. In addition to the certificate OF ar,
rival In the Unatsd States Soy psrvon,
The evening world., 1917-02-06
Lucille t h e Waitress
BY Bide D

9 Go. The New York Erenins wcr,d.,
biscuits or bullcts?' I ask, very
innocentessimo.
The latter he ~refutes. IF this
country goes to war IL will be n
shame. We are not a fighting ma
ton
Correct as mud I reply. But
Carrie was
We'll. say, friend and fellow cit,-
zen wisht You could "A 'lampcd his
map.
"I am revlled 20 believe YOU'RE
kidding me- he says. Now. I am
serious about not being wnrlihe. This
war must STOP
"Ah. hat / says. But why must
It stop
on
Honestly, friend. Il, was the nrst
sensible thing no had said. so sim
ply a TO agree with him. When I
tell him hos right no springs his
graft. IIe pulls a ticket out Of his
pocket.
ct will cost YOU only so cents he
says. To the most beautiful lady
present we will give a nice hand
bag r4t
"Say, would You believe Il. that guy
was a lecturer on ron-war and was
to deliver his conversation last night
a. Bakers Hail. lie was selling tick
c~ts-sce?"
And he tried 10 soak you for a
ticket to his lecture. eh?"
sure! Say, we certainly get u
quotation OF grafters in this place!"
"IIe had his gall-this lecturer 1
mean"
Indeed he had" replied Lucille.
And, what vas worse. they gave the
handbag to the ugliest woman I ever
set eyes on"
The evening world., 1917-02-06

covered by the law that went into ef-
feet June 20. 1906. the applicant IL re-
CURED to furnish his first papers when
seeking fun citizenship.
Hero are the questions that 1t is
necessary TO answ II upon "A printed
form: Name. place OF residence, pres
ent occupation. date and place Of
birth. date and place from which ap-
plicant cmigratod and date and place
OF arrival in the United states and
name OF vessel. Day oil which dccla-
ration of intention TO become a citi-
zen was made. ana in what court.
Applicant must state whether he Is
married or single. and, IL married.
The evening world., 1917-02-06

Tho proper place TO make application for citizenship pape. in
New York City is to the United States District Court for the Southern
District Of Now York, Room No. $40 Post Office Building, Broadway
and Park Row. Application may be made any day Of the week be.
tween 9 in the morning and 4 in the afternoon, or between 9 A. m.
and noon o Saturdays.
The authority Of this court covers all persons living in the coun-
ties of New York n Tho Bronx, together with all the counties in
the State o both sides OF the Hudson River a 8 far north a Albany
County, including Sullivan County o tho west. Aliens livirS on
Staten or Long Island, inclusive Of Brooklyn and Queens. come under
jurisdiction Of the United States District Court for tho Eastern Dis
triet Of New York. Room No. 4oi Post Office Building, Washington
and johnson Streets, Brooklyn.
The evening world., 1917-02-06

There stand pledges, most recent pledges, made by the two great
political parties of the United States to the people thereof.
At this point the two platforms in every essential met and
formed one structure. In declaring TINT American rights must be
upheld at home, upon the seas and in every part of the world, with
all the power and resource the nation can muster 10 their support,
both parties recognized the same duty and committed themselves to
The same task.
The hazard Of interference" suddenly looms ominous and real.
The "hour of danger" is imminent. The need for legislative actor-
swift, concerted, concentrated upon the speediest, surest means Of
raising armies and bringing the navy to full fighting strength, oe.
comes the most pressing of all needs.
Every Republican Congressman should re-read this portion Of
his party platform. II the words meant anything they apply in
tensely to the present situation. The preparedness programme now
takes precedence Of all other legislation. It ought to be put through
with all the energy and despatch Congress can bring to the job. Amy
hint OF partisan obstructive tactics should be treated with tho con-
tempt it deserves.
There are moments when party platforms may DO recalled with
profit. This is one Of them. To Republicans in Congress the coun-
try can say what it says to Democrats:
The nation expects the prompt, concrete fulflment Of a pledge,
The evening world., 1917-02-06
Cog1iglt. 1917. by Tie rress Publishing Co.
The New Yors Evening NoFh.)

iN' sN'H w.
NJ thing" asked Mrs. r as
W Mr.. Jarr sat silent, per-
haps musing over the events or inc
day. perhaps planning an excuse TO
escape to the p!nochle game at Gnss
cafe on the corner.
"What shall | say, dcsrie?" asked
Mr.. Jarr mildly.
Anything" snapped Mrs. Jarr.
"It's no wonder women are taking tho
stand they are these days. | read
In the papers that tho women or
England and France. yes. and Ger
many too. have found they can so
acceptably fill the places of men In
hundreds OF vocatlons hitherto de-
MED them that after the war they
will refuse to give up their places
and then the men can stay home and
do housework. It's no wonder women
find work outside tho home moro In
teresting. for when their husbands
DO come home"--here she looked
hard at Mr.. Jarr, who had been out
late the night before-"they haven't
q thing TO say to their wives"
I'm fancy I can sec It now said
Mr.. Jarr. And then We shall learn
how many devoted. e-abiding
husbands will be stinted in their pin
money as we'll as the amount neces-
<sry 70 0ooaGho h0nvsAol6 @oWN
The evening world., 1917-02-06
! The Angel
! in the Marble.
Copyright. 1917. hv Tie Prese PubltiiI
SGVVyE had n OF those peacefists
w guys in here yesterday"

said Lucille the Waitress
to the friendly patron. "He was n
OF those fellows who hand out a new
fact or two after each bean, whether
anybody's answering back or not. You
know the kind-foo loud 20 fight!
When I DO a graceful little toddle UP
10 him 70 get his thoughts and desires
as TO edibility, he say to me-:
This war is all wrong. 1t should
be stopped
"'And so on adj Anthem / says Just
to sort O. show him ] wasn't in the war
business,
$50 on what" he asks,
Never mind what | says. You
and me are here to handle the domestic
idea of the mastiCulation of food. net
to deal with the COMMITMENTS OF armies
and the throb. throb, throb OF the pull
satious of wal in the Antipoles'
You see, friend. ! was kidding him
n little. | read II in a book and IL de-
pressed me rs being rather heightened.
So | let him have II just TO muddle
him up. lilo looks at me in n query
for a moment and then says; We'll,
II that's the case, I'll take hash
so | got him his hash ana squattee
vouse Il on the counter in front of
him. Now you got the stage set in
your head, haven't you? Me putting
down a plate OF hash and him setting
there aching TO pacify a Well,
finally he smiles, hoping 10 restrain
me as audience.
Looks like we may DO shooting
SOON no says.
The evening world., 1917-02-06

furnish name of vile. place Of her
birth and present residence. lie must
also give names of children, II any,
place and date OF their birth and
present residence.
The petitioner for final papers must
be- able 10 speak the English lam
guage. and renounce in open court all
allegiance to n other State or po-
tcntate, and wear loyalty TO the
United States. IL no has borne any
title or belonged TO any order or
nobility he must expressly renounce
such title or connection with such
order.
No petition may be heard until Mt
The evening world., 1917-02-06

Hits From Sharp Wits

A strange man In the congregation
often means a round dollar in the
collection basket.-Toledo Blade.
Legal complications are due mainly
20 the act that many laws are made
by lawyers for lawyers.-Albany
Journal.
Mortgage the old home and buy an
auto; then mortgage the auto 10 buy
gasoline Milwaukee News.
II ell depends IN what II Is whether
or no a man knows when he has had
onough.-Deseret News.
The most successful self made men
Srs oslf-startsrA-pgsret News.
The evening world., 1917-02-06
BY Roy l.. McC ardell

why" replied Mrs. Jarr. IT be-
lieve the rope broke and a cake of
Ice fell on his head, and Just before
that a driver was delivering coal
through the coal hole on the side
walk, and before the janitor could
get out of the way he was buried
under several tons and had to be
dug out"
Wen. you see, my dear. a 5anitor's
lie IS not all beer and s%kittles." said
Mr.. Jarr. IN fact I don't believe a
~janitor ever gets a skittls at all"
The evening world., 1917-02-06

When fat women pine. people do
not pity but Just laugh,--Deseret
News.
Women feeling the pinch Of war in
The groceries know exactly what the
uflcial reports mean by "A counter
Observation-Disclosures Gazette Times.
Calico is said TO be the highest in
Atty years, and the same Is rue OF
all skirts, Columbia Is. o. State.
Too often husband and wife arc
companions in slavory,-Deseret
News,
Much sympathy is only skin deep
Tclsde BLADE.