New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-07
4 Gotham GIeaningS Sc


*.%I ct the weather here be told:
For tomorrow. snow and cold
+tNork on our new subway is advancing fast as can
be expected.
s''Bin Irwin spent part of one evening In summit y.
J. recently.
Brock Pemberton had the bronchitis last Sunday, but
noK again.
'''Wilrid w. Gibson the weLknown hnglsh bard has
arrived in our thriving city.
..,Harrv Cleaver was in Gotham one day last week.
Harry lives in Plainheld now.
,.'Henry Wise Miller sailed yesterday the La Es-
payne for Bordeaux Allegro non trPPo, Hank!
.''liss Crystal Eastman giving party tonight for
the Fuller Sisters who about to leave for the west
'''Bil Hill the Tribune Magazines genial and popular
artist has not drawn picture of Old Acc Woocott IN TWO
weeks Come on. Bill say VIC
't'Hen Harrison of Charleston, W. Va IS IN our busy
midst again Hen ephoned Thurs and said guess who this
is and we hung up the rec'r on him.
'+Among those to be entertained dinner tonight are
Mr. and Mrs "Rob't" c. Benchey Of Crestwood Mr. and
Mrs Montague Glass, OF Beechmont New Rochelle; and
Mrs Charles Augustus Riegeman. OF "oodnere
DARCY OF THE NONRESIDENT GUARDS
Sir: can't understand why you pannng Les Darcy
Praise to Darcy and more power to HIM. mere one DIl' II
seems to me- who knows jus. he is fighting for Your Tommy
Atkins has hay idea going the boomn Hun Tor
God King but Darcy knows bloody well that "hen ne
fights padded he going get the almighty hale
AGesed level head say. What, what! j. A. ''
20 to he in Gotham now that Tinneys there" signs Sleepy
Steve heavug Goshen And then he composes the FOL
loving "Ine Reading the jefferson Theatres Announcement
No Pictures To-day. Watch Your Step
Frank Tlnuey's at the Century;
E. Brice and Charlie King
Are going o the "One Horse Town
OF which they loved to sing
Irene is in the movies;
And Vernons in the fight
It's riat is left Of Watch Your Step
That's coming here tonight
WELL SAY SOMETHING
Sir: We get paqefls of complaints the Despoers Of
Rheims and there is nothing about the Dentists Who Put IN
Gold Front Teeth. NIKE
Orson Lowes whimsical notion write of him as Max
100000 Foster and 10 speak Ellis Porkr Butler author Of
Pigs Is Pigs"
Brooklyn bardresser limits his guarantee thus "Superuou
Hair Permanently Removed. No Scars Guaranteed
As to Subway Guard No Ol462
Sir: boarding subway train Atlantic Avenue TINS morn
E foreigner ccOsted "This train take me TO Broadway zen
ua Hoel?"
assured him that the New York and tried
help establishing location OF the hosery Out
nothing Bowling Green the stranger APP
su'rd replied III look it up He drew from ms POCKET
little black book put and presently was able TO give
enact directions for reaching the hotel
Interested questioned guard as each guard provided with one
Of those books?p SIS WV
NO you but you want TO- keep
one cause helps ask questions Yknow some Of e
s regular yas cm somethn and they
n dunno get Of Fourteen Street But that amt my way
cont whether hole the air. II can De &C.
cent to anybody, Pm do it," u D. l.
The Administration decided lay its diplomatic cards on
the table -Four spades and heart comments Old Bert Taylor
Not at all Sizes and sevens. T. p. a.