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In ever community Tiers a meek,
glossy, smirkin', indOlent walkin' en-
cyclopedia whose means O. support
battles tn most searchin' investigation
an whose wonderful fund O. informa-
ton is tn envy of all tn students.
Early on his rounds, with plenty O.
begged terbacker an cheerful word
fer all, this gentleman O. leisure an
wide information Is ready an willin
t. untangle any discussion or t be
tapped at any moment fer tn news O.
tn world. On tn blacksmith shop
campus, by tn spattered grocery stove,
on tn pustoffice corner, at tn foot O.
tn X. O. p. hall stairs, or behind tn
prescription case O. tn dimly lighted
dry territory drug store this fluent bu-
reau o. information may be encoun-
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in this country let us hope. In time
tn fad will drive our own great celeb
rites abroad, us well as discourage
those o. Europe from seekin' fresh
laurels an other things among us.
Real celebrities want t be let alone
Jest like reg'lar human bein's. Great
speakers an musicians an statesmen
an actors an actresses must rest an
bathe an shave Jest like paperhang-
ers an lawyers an other folks. If
great people didn' need tn money an
publicity they wouldn' stand a minute
fer tn average celebrity trailer. 1t
seems t be as much a part O. tn con-
tract of celebrity t stand fer bein'
bored all tn time as it Is fer 'em t.
play or sing or speak.
What tryin' ordeal 1t must be
fer a Norwegian xylophone player, or
n Scandinavian 'cellist, or Peruvian
pianist, or noted exponent O. altru-
ism, t. be surrounded by bunch O.
perfumed an powdered tea pourers
while he feels tn need O n bath, or a
shave,or steak with onions.
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tered anxious an eager t come across
with TIL correct pronunciation o Pre-
mysl, or tn actual displacement o tn
late Hungarian cruiser Xenta, which
row lnnguishes beneath th' surface o
tn blue Adriatic. Allus perfectly Mt
ease in tn discussion O. TIL complicated
condition o. European affairs, with tn
Washington news at his finger ends,
never feelin' for word, never losin'
his composure, never hnmpered fer
dates, thoroughly conversant on tn
needs o. South America, nn authority
on TIL Bible; familiar with tn feelin'
In italy or Pennsylvania, saturated
with th' history o Louvatn, never
fumblin' th' name Of Belgian hero or
hesitatin' at tn name Of Russian
river, never resortin' Z map, this
Idle solomon puts Z flight all who dare
q
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THE WALKIN' ENCYCLOPEDIA

take issue with him an electrifies tn
lowly an uniformed.
Those whose daily lives are too
much taken up with tn perpleXities O.
ther own existence t permit them t
foller tn fortunes o tn various wings
an second joints o. tn German army
or t. gather anything beyond Il meager
smatterin' o. tn activities o tn allies,
are appalled, at ther own ignorance
while in tn presence o tn intellectual
nonproducer. They fergit that he's
a pensioner on thrift, they overlook his
soft, white hands an tn fact that he
spins not. Meek an bewildcred they
stand while he handles tn awful situ-
alton in Europe in cool, impressive
manner. But whether it's TIL war, tn
potash deposits O. North America, our
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Ifar-reachfng disease bamShing, health
compelling remedy of the age, and
the phenomenal success the prepa-
ration has achieved throughout the
country proves conclusively that my
confidence in Tanlac Is well placed.
"The ingredients or medicinal ele-
ments which make Tanlac come from
many remote sections of the earth
the Alps, the Pyrenees, Russian Asia,
West Indies, mountain states near the
Rocky Mountains, Mexico and Peru
are among the points from which prin-
cipal parts of the preparation are OBJ
tained. In the principal laboratory
of the Cooper Medicine Co., Inc. under
the efficient direction of chemist of
note, those medicinal herbs, roots and
barks are assembled in the rough and
painstakingly developed so as to at
tain that high standard of efficiency
shown by the uniform preparation,
Tanlac."
The wonderful success which Tan
lac has achieved seems almost incred-
iblc, as over Seven Million bottles have
been sold and distributed since it was
placed on the market, something over
two years ago, and 1t is now selling
at the phenomenal rate of approxi-
mately Five Million bottles per year.
One retail firm, the Jacobs Phar-
macy Company, of Atlanta, has sold
Mt retail in their eleven Atlanta stores
the astonishing total of $4,000 bottles
within the past twelve months, break
ing all records for the sale of Il pro-
prietary medicine in the same length
of time.
Memphis dealers and jobbers have
sold 2OS,1 bottles since April, 1916.
Texas dealers and jobbers have sold
approximately Half Million bottles
within the past six months, and it is
now the most widely talked of medi-
cine in the world today.
There is only one explanation for
this Nation wide popularity and rec
ord breaking demand for Tanlac and
that is very simple. The inherent
purity and wholesomeness of the med
icine has confirmed 1t in the minds Of
the people and have made it n house
hold word throughout America.
The leading drug firms of Denver.
Colorado Springs and Pueblo are en-
thusiastic over the wonderful success
the preparation is making in this sec
ton and in only few weeks time
Tanlac will be placed on sale in every
city, town. village and hamlet through
out the West.
There is Tanlac dealer in your
town.-Adv.
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Thousand Farm Hands Needed.

An indication of the importance the
government is attributing to increased
crop production came in a telegram
from the immigration Department to
Henry H. Moler. inspector in charge,
inquiring into the possibility of secur-
ing permanent employment for farm
labor, and the number of laborers
available for temporary work in the
Colorado harvest fields beginning
June l. Inspector Moler wired back
that there were opportunities of get
ting permanent employment for 500
farm workers, and that it would be
possible to secure temporary work
for at least 1000 farm hands during
the harvest season. He stated this
number could be obtained by provid-
ing transportation for them and by
paying minimum wage of s45 per
month. In the opinion of Mr.. Moler,
there is no apparent deficit or sur
plus of farm labor in Colorado over
normal years
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11
STATE CAPITOL
NEWS
'estern Newspaper Union News Service.
MOBILIZE CIVIL ARMY
Call for War Service Sent to Boys
aAAnd Girls by Governor Gunter.

Call for War Service Sent to Boys
-~And Girls by Governor Gunter.
Denver-Colorado swept into active
preparation to take its place in the
front rank of the states getting ready
for wsr, when Gov. julius C. Gunter
made his first move to mobilize the
forces and resources of the common
wealth outside the military arm.
In the first call he issued a proc
lamation directing that all the boys
and girls in the schools of the state
over the age OF IA years be allowed
to leave their studies to assist in the
fields on the farms. in city gardens
and other work to be done and the
girls to help their mothers in the
kitchens, in the farm yards. in order
that the most may be made of the
foods that are available.
In second call he asked the State
Editorial Association to convene in
special session that he might tell them
the plans for the conservation of the
states great resources, how news OF
war and peace should be distributed,
how the work of bigger crops should
be aided. and to ask that the editors
of all the newspapers stimulate ev-
cry activity to point where Colorado
will be prepared against the foes of
the nation and be ready to provide
for those who are at home.
The State Editorial Association act
ed promptly. The letter was addressed
to President David Elliot of Colorado
Springs and Alva A. Swain, Secretary,
at Denver, who called a meeting Of
the editors in Denver May 14th, to
hear the governors plans.
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ness t greet tn celebrity an pass his
luggage t tn leadin' banker. At this
juncture tn mayor, who has remained
in tn offin, walks forward an ex-
tends fat damp hand an escorts th'
party t tn fiivver. Then tn celebrity
Is spirited t. tn home of II prominent
club woman, where tn committee on
entertainment take him in charge. At
EIGHTEEN p. m, after eatin an shakin'
hands an inspectin' tn new water
works an tn heatin' system o. X. of
p. hall, tn celebrity appears pale an
exhausted fer tn evenin's entertain
ment.
Have you ever noticed that tn grent-
er celebrity Is tn later he arrives
in town an tn earlier he gifts out?
Next t thunderous applause ther
hain't nothin' really great celebrity
likes better'n jumpin' int sleeper
before his audience kin recover from
his closin' remarks.
Th' penalty fer bein' great is bein'
bored.
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Instructions on conscrIption.

Details of the plans for registering
the male citizens of Colorado subject
to military duty under the army Sc
lective draft system were received by
Governor Gunter III telegram from
Secretary of War Baker at Washing
ton. The plans contemplate the ap-
pointment Of board in each county
which shall have charge Of the regis
tration. the board to be named by the
governor and the registration Of men
Of military age at the regular rot
ne plsce. *
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No Notice Sent by DaIrympie.

James Dalrymple, state inspector of
coal mines, discussed the Hastings
disaster and the causes which led to
the explosion in which 120 miners lost
their lives. The chief inspector stat
ed that he was unable to furnish any
record showing where he had notified
the Victor-American Fuel Company
that the cutting machine in the mine
was dangerous, as was reported to
him by his deputy, Henry King, in
November.
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Backache

TIN spite Of the best care one takes
cnessH, any part Of the human machine
Hahle to become out OF order. The
st important organs are the stomach,
"Ht aad kidneys.
hakidneys are the scayengers and they
'iAxk Say and night in separating the
Issous liom tha blood. Their signals of
trs1s ~ easily recognized and in
de- such eympfcms r.: backache, de
Essutaa d1oW6anean, ifritability, head
- di1sine, rheumatic twinges,
sIks vefy hejE WV to restore the
bistnSSn - tier n6lth1l state Of health" /"
:. i O1. Eiace II Buffalo, N. Y, "is to
X ~ 5snfd * ~ water and obtain
rs cunt II 4 W. ~ kich' is dispensed by
/a0st ~ ~ Anuric is mex
i6v1nn Z ken before meals.
n avn ~ 4 6re potent than
j q, dow a as water does
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| consular service, tn value o butterfnt
or TIL sugar beet industry (fer we
never know what gentleman O. wide
general information is going t tackle
next) our student loafer will be found
thoroughly equipped an qualified t
meet nll comers.
It's too bad that TIL great wealth O.
information along ever line that re-
clines under TIL hat O. tn learned idler
can't be communicated by tn proper
authorities an distributed among th'
busy an more deservin'.
When it comes t knowledge nobuddy
but first class loafer kin keep
abreast o. tn times.
(Copyrisht. Adams Newspaper service.l
Moscow university admits women a.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11
ANY CORN LIFTS OUT,
DOESN'T HURT A BIT!
No fooIishness! Lift your corns
and calIuses off with fingers
It's like magic!

Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or
any kind of n corn, can harmleSsly be
lifted right out with the fingers if you
apply upon the corn few drops of
freezone. says n Cincinnati authority.
For little cost one can get small
bottle of freezone at any drug store,
which will positively rid ones feet of
every corn or callus without pain.
This simple drug dries the moment
it is applied and does not even irri-
tate the surrounding skin while ap-
plying it or afterwards.
This announcement will interest
many of our readers. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone tell him to surely
get small bottle for you from his
wholesale drug house.-adv.
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ThousaiG1s Of the most prominent
,eople Ia 6t. Louis, Cincinnati, Dallas,
Gemphia, Atlanta, Birmingham, Louis
lille. Nashville and even the larger
ities Of the North and East. where
lis celebrated medicine has been ac-
0mplishing such remarkable results,
re even more enthusiastic over Tan
&C than Mr.. Cooper himself.
It is Mr.. Cooper's theory that nine
enths Of the diseases and ill-health
Tf the average person is due to n ca
arrhal Inflammation Of the mucous
lembrane which produces faulty d.
estion and improper assimilation Of
he food.
In a recent interview, Mr.. Cooper
,as asked If Tanlac would relieve
ldney trouble, Liver complaint and
dozen other ailments and in this
onnection, said:
"As I have repeatedly said, my med
line acts directly on the mucous
lembrane, stomach and blood, expel-
ng from them the Impurities and
,xic poisons. and rendering to them
strong, healthy condition.
IT am convinced that the stomach
.gulates the condition of the blood,
ad Is the fountainhead of health or
sease, as the case may be. My
edicine is intended primarily for the
.gulation of the stomach and catar-
lal Inflammation, but 1t is no uncom-
on thing for persons who have used
to come to me and explain that it
Is relieved them Of rheumatism and
amy other ailments not generally
cognized as having their origin in
omach trouble.
"Most Of the so-called stomach,
,er and kidney troubles" continued
Z. Cooper. "are due almost entirely
;, q catarrhal inflammation Of these
Y gans and 1t IL believed that Tanlac
- the first actually direct specific
erefor.
s"Catarrh Of the stomach, liver and
lEdneys is the most frequent cause Of
spepsia and kidney, disorders and a
,,-tarrhal condition Of the nose and
roat often leads to deafness. Fre-
pEently the lungs become diseased by
bUe extension Of the catarrhal inflam-
-.:ltion BY way Of the bronchial tubes
tho lung substance. The mental
|. d physical state Of the chronic ca
Dssrh sufferers IL indeed very unfortu-
.-te.
Tanlac has overcome this condition
| b its most obstinate stages, and the
asparatton, therefore, must be. as I
sssve elways eontended. the one great
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BANISHED.

ter, Salt-rheum, Erysipelas, Boils, Car
bunclcs, Enlarged Glands, and Swell
ings, and every kindred ailment, are
benefited and cured by It.
Cut this out and mail to us with the
name of The paper-we will mail You
free MEDICAL treatise on above dis
eases. Address DR.. Pierce's tnvalids
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. .u..
Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar coated, tiny granules, easy to take
as candy.
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oratory Rendered Difficult.

"What you ought to do is to deliver
one of those old-fashioned ringing
speeches"
mo" answered Senator Sorghum,
times have changed. A man can't
get up and make n speech now with
out creating suspicion that maybe
he's going to tilibuster."
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Seeking an Emancipator.

"Would you welcome II food di-
rector?'
~ would, If he had the nerve to
step into our culinary department and
compel the cook to listen respectfully
to instructions"
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pimples, blotches, sores,
humors, and eruptions,
by DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. For
a poor complexion, and
for the poor blood that
causes it, this Is the best
of all known remedies.
In every disease or dis
order of the skin or scalp,
In every trouble that
comes from impure blood,
the rDiscovery" is the
only medicine sold that
does what 1t promises.
Scrofula in all its vari-
0ls forms Eczema. Tet-
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n XIII the Files M91. md Prevent
ease. A DAISY FLY MILLER will do it.
Is thousands. Lasts ~ s1aS aSoh. All dealers
De Kalb Ave, BrcSkln. n. Y. Adv.
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Board Reports Labor Scarce.

Reports of the State Labor Com
mission for April, based on the fig
ures obtained at free employment Of
fices, show labor is scarce in Colo
RADIO.
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A Wearisome Lecturer.

"Bliggins is always lecturing on pa
triOtiSm."
yes. Sometimes I think he is an
patriotism unpopular"
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Changed.

'Cr1mbon Gulch doesn't seem like
q, same town since Invent dry"
Il That's right, yeplied Broncho Bob.
has changed both In Joy and grief.
boys don't h9eg neither so many
lies nor as many lunerals."
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

The man who would always tell the
truth dare not tell everything that is
told him for the truth.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue: Delights
the laundress. All grocers. Adv.
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Practical Peace Plans.

Practical Peace Plans.
aren't you for peace?' asked Mr..
Rafferty,.
II am" replied Mr.. Dolcn. "That's
why 1 want to get in as soon as pos
sible and finish up the tighting.'
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per TO PROVE
IIS FAMOUS THEORIES
Renowned Lecf3srer and Scientist Will Prove Famous
Health Theofies- Man Who Electrified Larger Cities
to Give People of This Section Benefits of Study and
Medicine --- Many Thousands Benefited.

WAS announced in last weeks papers, Mr. L. T. Cooper the Mil
ionaie Phianthrop who electrified the cities of the country
nth his demonstration Of practical philanthropy health theories and cee-
medicine Tana has been invited to visit Denver and other West
nm cities
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Lieutenant Colonel Of Colorado Troops

Adj. Gen. Frank D. Baldwin ap-
pointed Rice W. Means, Denver at
torney, officer in the First Colorado
during the war with Spain, and past
commander of the Veterans of Foreign
Wars of the United States, to be lieu
tenant colonel of the Colorado State
Troops. to be formed into a complete
regiment by enlistment.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

When wisdom cries in the streets the
police run 1t in.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11
NOW IN GOOD HEALTH.

Mrs. Alice Burch, SIS E. Third St,
Roswell, n. Mex, says: MY back
began to pain me terribly and got
so weak l could hardly get around.
Before long l had to take to my
bed. My appetite left me. l got
thin and weak and I suffered aw-
fully from kidney weakness. My
body swelled and sacs of water
hung beneath my eyes. Five months
I was in bed. helpless. Everything
failed until I used Doan's Kidney
Pills. They put me on my feet a
we'll woman and today l am enjoy
ing fine health. Doan's are a God
send"
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cUTICURA STOPS ITCHING
Instantly in Most cases-Write for a
Free Sample.

Cuticura is wonderfully effective.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal all forms
of itching, burning skin and scalp af-
fections. Besides these Super-creamy
emollients if used daily prevent little
skin troubles becoming serious.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11
Suspicious.

Suspicious.
ooet--The editor has taken six of
poems. Tint guy must be nutty
i, ,rpugh to write poetry himself.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

Not the Right Kind.
Il have an option on some town
lots"
Il hope it isn't local option
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FOUND poAN's EFFECTIVE.

Gustave A. Risch, Eighth Ave,
Ouray, Colo, says: 81 suffered ter
ribly from Inflammation of the
bladder and kidney trouble. The
kidney secretions passed too fire.
quently and were scant and burn
ing in passage. Several times I had
such bad spells. / thought l would
die. My back ached all the time
and was so weak and lame l could
hardly straighten after STOPPING. I
got no relief until l used Doan's
Kidney Pills. They corrected all
the ailments and made me feel like
different man. l have used Doan's
Kidney Pills occasionally since and
have always had the best of re-
suits
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

Moscow university admits women a.
students.
The Ordway new era., 1917-05-11

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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-27
IN RIOTS OVER GERMAN OATH
Polish Legion, informed Near KaIish,
Fight With Hammers, Stones
and Coal.

Copenhagen, Nov. PA riot &C.
Cured recently in the internment camp
near Kalish, Poland, where the mem
bers of the Polish legion, the nucleus
of a proposed Polish army of the new
AustrO-German protectOrate, were
sent when they were disarmed and
disbanded several months ago because
they refused to take a dual oath to
Poland and the Austro-German SOW
ereigns. Some members of the legion,
learning that a number of their COM
rades proposed to take the oath, fell
upon them with hammers, stones,
chunks of coal and any weapons avail
able, giving them a severe beating.
The Germans have transferred the
bellicose legionaries to another camp.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-27
ARMY NEEDED TO BAR ALIENS
President Wilson's Order Affects
10000 Persons in New York
District Alone.

New York, Nov. 21.-More than 120,-
600 persons in the metropolitan dis
trict will be affected by President Will
sons proclamation, barring all male
Germans from the vicinity of all
pla ces of military Importance to the
government, according to estimates
made by Thomas D. Mccarthy, United
States marshal. The task of guarding
New York city's many miles of water
front may be taken out of the mar
ShaPs control and turned over to the
war department. About 1000 soldiers
would be required for this work.
United States troops, fully armed,
raided the HobOken water front at
night and seized 200 supposed aliens.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1917-11-27
LATINS REPULsE FOE
Austro- Germans Driven Back
Four Times.
Italians Capture 1900 Austrians Who
Crossed the Piave-venice May
Be Abandoned

Rome, Nov. 21.-The struggle be-
tween the Austro-Germans and the
Italians on Monte Tomba and Monte
MOnfenera in the mountainous region
of northern Italy continues, it was of
ficially announced by the Italian war
department. The invading forces were
driven back four times, when they at
tempted to take the Italian positions
on the Monfenera spur, The state
ment reads:
"The struggle begun on the Monte
Tomba-MOnte Monfenera front Satur-
day night is continuing fiercely. The
enemy four times interrupted the bonn
bardment of our positions on the
Monte Monfenera spur to launch his
masses against them. Each time our
troops, with courage beyond all praise
drove them back.
'In the Meletta region (east of Asia.
go) our parties continued the local of
fensive operations, which on Sunday
and Monday altogether gained US 30f
prisoners, including eight officers, five
machine guns and several hundred
rifles.
ION the Piave front, On the islet in
front of Folina, three machine guns
and several rifles were taken"
Berlin, Nov. 21.-Strong italian
counter-attacks against positions cap
tured on the northern slope of Monte
Tomba on the mountain front near the
Upper Pave were unsuccessful, the
war office announces.
Washington, Nov. 21.-Capture OF
i 200 Austrians who crossed the Piavt
river is announced in a message from
General Diaz, the Italian commander
ir-chief, to his army, received here BY
cattle.
London, Nov. 21.-Censored dis
patches received from Italian head
quarters pointed out the possible neces
sity of abandoning the Piave river line
in order to complete preparations tc
resume the offensive. Such with
drawal would mean the loss of Venice
and Treviso.
Paris, Nov. 21.-Gen. Marie Fayolia
commander of the French forces in
Italy, departed to take up his duties.