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The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
Hell Hath No Fury.

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During one of the very hot nights
this summer. John Riddle visited
Eureka Park. While there he sat
down in the shade of the old apple
tree and engaged himself to the
sweetest little girl in all the world.
| ESQ John though). Things went along
with John and Alice for a while like
they were CREASED. Lately John has
become rather chilly toward Alice.
Such hckleness peeved her right
smart.
Sunday afternoon Alice met John
at a picture show on Four-and-a-half
street southwest, and when she saw
the chicken" he had with him she
almost tainted. He went on home
after the show and Alice had arrived
| before he did, told his mother all
about 1t and brought her big brother
along. Big brother, whose name was
John, too, made one pass and the
other John was given some strong
ammonia to bring him to. Big brother
was arrested and the court suspended
thirty-day sentence and told him to
mind his own business.
Who Lead Charlie Astrayf
Charlie Nelson was walking down
the street near the gas house whistling
that little ditty, "Oh what a difference
few drinks make" and he noticed
a fifty-pound chunk of lead lying
near, belonging to the gas people.
He tried its heft and 1t was too much
for him.
After a chat With bartender friend
of his, during which he imbibed
copious drafts of tom-cat gin, he
thought once more of that hunk Of
lead Back he trotted and the lead
hadn't moved. He tried to lift 1t and
II came up as easily as IL 1t had been
feather. He walked toward junk
shop and a cop got inQuisitive about
the lead. Charlie couldn't explain, as
he knew that the cop knew that he
worked at the gas house and the jig
was up. It was his first sin in this
direction and the court suspended
| thirty-day sentence.
Ann Won Out.
Las Tuesday, no twas las Thurs
day, All tole nah wife dat All would
hab some money 70 her, en- she SAID
Awright,' des lax dat, en- All thought
| no mo- bout 1t. Las night she said
she wuz tired of waitin so long dat
i she wouldn't wait any longer, en- An
sez, Woman All doin the bes All kin,
you'll jes have to wait; en- All had no
sooner got de words Outen nah mouf'
den she slam me wild frying pan'
see dar whar she hit me.
(Annie Hayes to the Judge } "Jedge,
dat man choke me till All got black
in nah face, he neber gibs me a
| cent and All eben has ter TAX In
washin' to pay nah rent. en- dat
amt al Jedge. All has de debbirs own
time wild him on pay day. He comes
home stark. ravin drunk, and the fust
thing All sez he busses me in man
law and sets down en- laffs at me-
(The Judge) I'll have TO fine you
! Ralph, can't have you carrying on
like this. Ten dollars or thirty days.
Ed Wore q White Ribbon.
"Ah wuz comm from party
ledge; we walks out w street An
meets dis man near saloon. He
sez, Come in en- treat All ser, NO
thank you, nah kin frien', All quit
dat long ago. But he insisted berry
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
]. H. WESC0TT, 81,
WEDS WIDOW OF 60
Age Wins Youth in Another Matri-
moniaI Affair in This City.

James H. Wescott, aged 81, a
wealthy resident of Norwich, N. Y.
made his third venture in matrimony
yesterday when he applied to Col. w.
A. Kroll for licence to wed Mrs.
Annie /. Mallard, a pretty Washing
ton widow. Mrs. Mallard is 80 years
OF age.
Another man, somewhat younger
than Mr.. Wescott. also applied for a
license He is Nathaniel 7. Haskins,
aged 81, a tobacco merchant residing
at 107 North Robinson street, Rich
mond, Va. He secured license to
wed Mrs. Ethel L. Taylor, aged 30,
divorcee, also of Richmond.
Mr.. Haskins was so elated over his
prospective wedding that he invited
Col. Kroll down to his Richmond
home for a visit.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06

exactly to the movements Of the other
men.
During drill in close order you will
retain the position of a soldier" In
exten6ed-order drill you will usually,
though not necessarily. be allowed to
take the positions that are most COM
fcrtable.
You should get in mind at the very
| beginning these distinctions between
close order and extended order.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
WEATHER CONDITIONS.

District Of Columbia, Maryland. and Virginia
Increasing cloudiness and warmer today. To-
morrow partly cloudy; fresh southeTly winds.
Showers are indicated during the next forty
eight hours in New England. the north portion
Of the Middle Atlantic States along the Lower
Lakes, and possibly in the Upper Ohio Valley
The temperature will rise in the East spd it
will be somewhat cooler in the Lake region.
Storm warnings are displayed on the Great
Lakes. OF the Middle Atlantic fresh south to
west winds and fair weather.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
WOMEN TO GIVE CARNIVAL.

The Petworth Woman's Club will
give a carnival at the Petworth
School tomorrow night at o'clock for
the benefit of the Red Cross and
charitable work which the club is en-
Gagged in.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
BIRTHS REPORTED.
WHITE.

WHITE.
Henry and Carrie A. Zinn. boy.
George and Hilda Swanson, girl.
Clarence B. ald Florence d. Smith, girl.
Michael and Marie Shea, girl.
Ernest r. and Blandina G. Rupert, boy.
Frank A. and Alice Newman, boy.
James u. and Mildred l.. McSWeen, boy.
Leo c. and Louise I. May. boy.
Samuel and Mamie Jones. boz.
Silas V. ard Mary Z Hopping, girl.
Warren B. and Mary L. Flaherty. boy
Charles A. and Esther NJ. Durkin, boy.
CODORED.
john and Mary =. Wade. girl.
JOHN A. and Stella Palmer, boy.
Robert and Muriel Moss, girl.
Thomas A. and Ada NJ. Jones, boy twins.
Robert ard Elsie A. Butler, girl.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
Competition Is Keen in The
Herald's Shopping Contest
These Contests Educate Herald Readers in the Art o
Economical Shopping You Save Means
More Than What You Earn.
OR TOMORROW

Some has said the fair belongs the of shop
ping But the chap who said that the letters pouring
relating the shopping experiences that the Shopping Editor has
oeved from the male species Send letter today and
how easy it win of these Cash Prizes Try Ii is
late to do so nov-dont delay!
To the who would like this extra pin money.
and could for the smokes advice in order
do read the advertising columns Of The HERALD select
your and having completed your purchases write simply
ans shopping experiences to the Shoppns Editor You need
not have ability along writing ne-ui tell ha, happened and
surprise yourself and friends by pulling Of these cash
przes 10 be divided a, follows;
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A Clear Complexion
May Be Yours, If You Take E-Z
Tablets

Most every wants a nice, clear complexion and
can have it at a trifmg cost.
Constipation in women is increasing to alarming extent
and this poor circulation, which accounts for yellow
muddy, pmpy eonpexons which many are trying
to
E-z Tablets the dependable remedy for bad COM
plexioa They the liver and bowels like caome vet
have dangerous aerefeets They assist nature to throw
of the impurities that get into the blood They viii surely clear
up even the distressing condition quickly and tone up the
entire system giving pure fresh ruddy skin.
They easy to take-absolutely pure-snd viii cure
that constipation and make you feel and look ne One hun
ded little chocolate coated tablet, cost 25c Sample package
Sc. Sold by
O'DONNELL'S DRUG STORES
And All Other Druggists
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
LOCAL TENlpERATrRE-

Midnight, So; 2 a. m. 50; "a. m. 90; a. m,
81; a. m, 81; 10 a. m. 6s; u noon, II; 2 r. M,
73; y. m. p; p. m. 72; p. m, g.; 10
p. M, 81. Highest. "a; lowest. 81.
Relative humidity-s a. m, 81; p. m. 70;
p m, 50. rainfall IS p. m. TO s y. m.l. o.
Hours of sunshine, ST.; per cent Of possible
sunshine, 81.
Departures-Accumulsted deficiency OF TEN.
perature since January !. 1917, A. excess of
temperature since September /, 1917. ~. Accu-
lated deficiency of precipitation since January
!, 1917. go; deficiency Of precipitation since
September /, 1917, -0.23
Temperature same date last year-Hishest %;
lowest, e5.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06

The average American who mas 1oo
assigned to him wants to do it well.
He doesn't care to dawdle over the
Job and make a mess of it. 1t is as
sumed that you are starting your
army training in this American spirit.
More than that, If you are ambitious
and possess fair ability there is no
reason why you should always remain
private soldier. 1t is right that you
should want to advance. just as you
want to advance in civil life.
You will not. of course, become a
| corporal or sergeant or win higher
promotion until after you have
thoroughly mastered the duties of a
private. Your training will be prac-
ticaIly the same as that through
which your officers have advanced in
the early stages of military training.
Every man in the army must go
through II.
Drill Formations.
First, you will be instructed in the
infantry drill, as set forth in the
Infantry Drill Regulations. This is
the foundation of all your training. 1t
Is divided into close-order drill and
extended-order drill.
"Close order" Is defined in the regu-
lation as 1.-The formation in which the
units, in double rank, are arranged
in line or in column with normal in
teryals and distances" Extended
order. on the other hand, is 'the for
nation in which the units are separat-
ed by intervals greater than In close
order"
The diagrams below show at a
glance what is meant. Figure l rep
resents a small body of men in double
rank arranged in close order.
The space between men standing
side by side in rank is called the
interval" in the American army the
standard interval is four inches, meas
ured from the elbow of one man to the
elbow of the man next to him. This
gives room enough for free movement
and the proper handling of arms and
equipment during drill. The space be-
tween a man in the front rank and a
man directly behind him in the rear
rank is called distance" The STAN
dard distance is forty inches, measur-
ed from the back Of the man in front
to the breast of the man in the rear
In practice intervals and distances
are, of course. not measured exactly.
A well-trained solder, however, soon
learns to gauge them with sufficient
accuracy and almost unconsciously
keeps himself properly placed in rela-
ton to the men about him. 1t Is
essential that every man should learn
to do this in order to maintain a
reasonable degree of uniformity.
Fighting Formations.
Figure 2 represents a body of men
in double rank arranged in column.
The same intervals and distances are
observed as In the line formation.
An eNtended-order formation is rep
resented below.
However, this ln only one of an IN.
fnlte number % extended-ordcr for
nations lntersaia and DISTANCES may
h. Irregular. This L. the formation
assd foe skiFmwhlns ana 81 other
liHisa she's u may ~ deslfahir ~
have eseh man soasfoi be sen move
|mssss slshsss ssssmstsas v osafss@
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
HeraldS Shopping Corner

save your sales slips on any OF
the items you buy from the hun
dreds of items that you find ad-
vertised in todays Herald, or any
other issue Of The Herald this week.
In any case where the store does
not issue sales slips just ring the
item in the ad and send IL along
with your letter.
Both Save Money and Win Prize.
II several sales items appear on
the same sales slip, ring the one
that, in your mind. represents the
mail IL to the Shopping Editor OF
The Herald. accompanied by let
ter mot 20 exceed $50 wordsD tell
ing why this bargain appealed 70
your needs a. the best buying OF
portunity for you on that particular
day.
Hsw 60 Write Letter.
Tho way In which your letter
impfesses the Shoppirg Editor 80
10 the value of she article rrCsived
for the money spent will count mnal
Ncatncss and rHruHeoloE1 80 ~
secondary CunridsfatianH
The slas uf ths auH ruff
chassf aua tis aiHHunI H' 'r rIifs
ulll Dot nruff bel uIHtIH. IHf rfia
auaffa Thr ruffhaHff rHFfI
~ rIHn flaufa fhH HHHHf .HHnrH ~
ainnlng ~ ttis fraIf 81 go -
ehaasf ~ FiaHe ~ a. aHisiasti'@
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
OTHER TEMPERATURES.
CONDITION OF THE WATER.

Temperature and condition Of water at 8
a. m. Great Falls-TcmperatuTe. 70; condition.
cloudy Dalecarha neutrality-suspicious. IS:
condition at north connection. clear; condition
at south connection, clear. Georgetown distrib-
uting ressrvoir-Tenperature 76; condition at
infiuent satshouse very clear; condition at eflu-
ent gatehouse, clear.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
DEATH RECORD.
WHITE.

Petro P. Sckoppeglia, jr., IL years. 3 jackson
placs NV.
Augusta @. Gray, IS years, Georgetown Univ
Hospt.
Florence WomersleT, II years, l25 1Ith St se
Isabella Smart. 7s years. 9o6 9Th st. Sc
Mamie jackson. Is years, Georgetown Hospt.
Annie f. Smith, Il years, 64Ol Blair road
Mai Wm. F. DeKnight. 81 years, sO5 I st NV
Samuel E Flowers, 81 years. 734 18th Sc
Lucy ]. Tenelly, Q years, 81 Green st. g.,
Anacostia.
COLORED.
Joseph Harris. 63 years, Sis st. NV
Sandy ScnriTener, 81 yeAs, Freedmen's Hospt
John Gross, 30 years, Emergency Hospt.
Mary Bradley. Al years. Freedmen's Hospt
James Richardson. p years, Casualty Hcspt
Douraine Clark. months Freedmen s. Hospt
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LOCAL MENTION.

. rss.,a.s. $40 ss.k. si,ss ssss.i,
hh sagh! euF hssi nouf. Ufss
w ss.es. csgs hahlnz pswasr. lsol
rftstsi Haii, Be- puff pepper, ate
saf hesi tsa, tsrl wendss eaffss.
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Another Reading Course
For u. S. Citizen Soldiers

(Issued by the Washington Herad)
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The Washington herald., 1917-09-06

The reading Of the sermon. written
by himself few days before he died.
marked the funeral recently Of John
T. Dow, Madison, Wis.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
TnnAY,S TInFS

Compiled by United States Coast and Geodctic
Surrey)
Today-Low tide, sol a. m. and s:ls p. m.
high tide, II rs a. m.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06

10 enter the shoppins contest for
this week. es lsttsra wiil hs ae.
certed from contestants ~ THE
ehice 40 % y ~, SATURDAY..
september q ttif lnsisdiaE AZ n.sil
hesfinG pesimafk oct istsf than
auan ~ thst aatel,
Al shst les have d a. n te
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
ANNOUNCEMENT.

I have spent my summer vacations
for the past 33 years on F1athead lake.
and am now - years OF age. and hope
to live o6 years longer and see the
greatest and most renowned summer
resort in the world built around the
200 miles Of shores and on the islands
of this most wonderful awe inspiring
mountain lake.
Until recently. Flathcad lake has
been isolated and unknown to the
world, being located in the heart Of
the Rocky mountains between two
transcontinental railroads passing on
the north and south.
Ever since the completion OF these
two transcontinentai railroads. l have
diligently and persistently pointed out
to the Powers that BE" the advis-
ability of building branch lines to
reach both ends of the lake. using
water transportation for the connect
ing link between the railroad termin-
ais, thus uniting the north and south
portions of the state OF Montana, as
well as the two national parks situ-
ated within it's borders.
The great ambition OF my life will
soon be realized. 4 branch line touch
ing the nOrln SnOre OF tne lake Is anu
has been in operation for some time,
and branch line from the south. to
terminate at the south shore of the
lake. is rapidly nearing completion,
: : and in order to further improve Ia
cilities for the taveling public. shall
Immediately incorporate the Flathead
Lake Hotel company. to be capitalized
for one million dollars, for the pur-
pose of erecting n thoroughly modern
hotel on one Of the most picturesque
! sites on F1athead lake, and also to
build two of the most palacial ferry
boats in the world. with ample IA
ciiities for carrying 1000 passengers
and 30 automobiles. to ply day and
night between the railway terminals
at the north and south ends Of the
lake. 35 miles apart.
! The main office OF the Flathead
/ Lake Hotel company will be immedi
ately opened at Helena. the capital OF
! the state of Montana. and stock sub.
scription books opened to subscribers
] for the .cntire capital stock Of one
million dollars.
Adv. A. A. WHITE.
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
Brief Bits of
MiSSOuLQ Nell,S

James Martz was operated upon yes
terday afternoon for relief of throat
trouble.
Mrs T.. T.. Hackett of Victor was
operated upon Friday at st. Patrick's
hospital.
Lenses ground at this office. DR..
Schweiker, optical specialist, Mont. Blk.
ADV.
J. II. Drexel Jr., Of Stevcnsville is
spending the weekend in Missoula, a
guest at the Palace hotel.
Mrs. Thomas Williams of Salt Lake
city is in Missoula visiting her
daughter. Mrs. A. &. Hayford.
DR.. Anna James, osteopath. 1884 Blk
ADV.
\ daughter was born early yesterday
morning to Mr. and Mrs. W. r.
Schaefcr at their home, Ss4 Scott
street.
DR.. and Mrs. VossbcrG drove in to
Missoula Friday from their home at
kalispcll. to spend few days with
friends in this city.
\ daughter was born Saturday
morning to Mr.. and Mrs. Charles II
keisling. Jr.. at the home of Mrs. w
NJ Jones, 1884 West Cedar street.
Miss Margaret kenney will leave in
the morning for Wisdom. where she
teaches in the public schools. Miss
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
LINCOLN'S STATUE TO
BE ERECTED IN PARIS
American Committee Ex.
plains Why Gift Is Made.

New York. Aug. 1.-THE motives
which prompt the gift to France of Il
statue of Abraham Lincoln to be erect :
ed in Paris. were defined today in a
brief statement issued by the commit :
tee for the presentation of the statue.
The statement read:
THE committee believes that France
today is fighting for the democracy OF
the world: she Is fighting our battle
IN appreciation OF the gallant spirit
of the French people. America pre-
sents this statue of Abraham Lincoln
who was, more than any other man
the truest representation Of western
democracy
The committee is composed of the
following members:
Robert Bacon. Norman IIargood. DIR
Felix Adler. Charles p. Taft, George
Haven Putnam. DIR. Frank Crane. Hen.
ry Munroe Charles T.. Hughes. Myror
T. Herrick. DIR. Albert Shaw. Henry p
Dawson, DR.. Talcott Williams. Fred
erick Coudert. Douglas w. Johnson
Percy MacKaye, DR.. Lyman Abbott
Charles w. Elliott. Franklin Giddings
! and Melville f.. stone.
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
DEMOCRACY TOPIC
RAISED IN JAPAN

Toxic. Aug. 1.-THE possibility OF
the growth of democracy in Japan was
raised in the recent session of the diet
by DR.. Sakuye Takahashi Of the house
of peers. The speaker pointed out
how the United States Is working for
the progress of democracy and liberal
ism in Russia and how other powers
recently have made ii known that they
are striving for the development OF
democracy in the world in connection
with the war. He asked whether the
Japanese government had any inten-
tion to work for a similar purpose.
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12

years and now has Latin and German
in the high school at Glendive.
DR.. James II. Weir, forest patholog-
list. went yesterday into Wyoming to
place new men or to readjust the work
of present agents in the study of the
blister rust. Changes are made neces-
sary by the call of forest scouts into
war service.
Mrs. John w. Trewhcla and daugh
ter, Gladys, have gone to Goldcndale
Wash, where Mrs Trcwhcla Will visit
her grandmother. Later they will gt
to North Yakima. where they vii
spend the remainder of the summer
with Mrs. Trewhcla's mother, Mrs
John NJ Edwards
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
yesterday to look up some of his many
fs.;x In, osA., !.

yesterday to look up some of his many
friends in the city.
Miss Carolyn Wells returned Friday
evening from the university biological
station upon the shore of Flathcad
lake. She went yesterday to Ste
vensville and will return later to re-
sumo her teaching in the Missoula
public schools.
Marsh. the undertaken. I'll W. CO.
dar. Phone 32l.- ADV.
Miss Daisy kimmcl of Glendive has
been Il guest in the home of MIR. and
Mrs +. II. Dustan and other friends
since the close of the university sum
mer school. Miss kimmel has beer
teaching in Montana schools for ,!
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12

Kenney attended the summer session
Of the university and has been since
it's close visiting friends in this Vi
cinity.
7Ge money 70 loan. II. d. Fisher
Adv.
d. II. Brewster left yesterday for
the Priest River United States forest
experiment station, there to remain
this week upon general inspection.
r. Gwinn, NJ. D.. eye. ear, nose and
throat specialist. Glasses ground at
the office. First Natl. Bank Bldg.-Adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. William L. Murphy of
this city and Mr.. and Mrs. Sanborn of
Stevensville, motored yesterday 10
Salmon lake to spend the week end.
Mrs. Laura Chamberlain returned
yesterday to her home at Bonita. She
was accompanied by her daughter. Mrs.
LeBaron Beard. who will spend sun
day with her.
DR.. Louise Smith. osteopath. 6lS.-
Adv.
! Mr.. and Mrs. W. L. Bryan and their
daughter. Miss Stella Bryan. have mo-
tored to Missoula from their home at
! stark, to spend 4 week visiting friends
and shopping.
! G. w. Cain. timckceper in the super
+! intendent's office at the Northern Pa
| cific, and his brother. Fred. leave to-
day for vacation trip to st. Paul
and Davenport, Iowa.
Clean UP summer hats. 500. Bour-
deau Mercantile Co.-Adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Borg and chill
dren have returned from a week Of
| driving and camping through the coun-
try from Medicine Spgings over the
divide into the Big hole basin.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Wells of Ca
! taldo. Idaho, motorcd i'll to Missoula
yesterday, to spend Sunday with MIR.
and Mrs Marbel Wells, who will return
with them to Idaho in the morning.
Clean up sale of popular sheet music: !:
SC sheet. Orvis Music House.--Adv.
Miss Marie Flynn. who has been a
guest in the homes of Mrs. NJ. T.. Cain
and Mr.. and Mrs. Carr Yaeger have re-
tarned to her home at Madison, Wis
Mrs. Yacger accompanied Miss Flynn
as far as Butte.
DR.. Willard. osteopath. First Ma.
tional Bank.-Adv.
J. \. Russell, r.. S. Holmes. Frank
Brewer Jerry McCarthy, Buster
Robinson and J. Q. Newcomb have re-
turned from a week of fishing up the
Blackfoot valley. They report the fish
plenty and the sport fine.
DIR. Harrison, practice limited 10
eye. ear nose. throat and the fitting OF
| glasses office Higgins block-Adv.
T.. II. Peers and O. ". Walford will
go Monday upon an extended camping
trip 10 the head of the Clearwater river
in Idaho. They will leave other mem
bers of their families at l.olo Hot
Springs to await their return.
Home cooking at the Coffee Parlor.
ADV.
Mrs. Brown came in to Missonla
from st. Regis this week. bringing her
| grandson the little son of MIR. and
| Mrs. NJ. NJ Ross Of that city to be
operated upon for removal OF tonsils
The operation was performed Friday
Blackfoot Express Auto Stage-Mis-
soula to Ovando. Shapard hotel daily
| except Sunday. 2 p. m.--Adv.
A daughter was born at the home of
Mrs. A. +. Moser. yesterday afternoon
to MIR. and Mrs. Jesse Lord. of Bonner
Herbert Foster, formerly chief cleri
for the Milwaukee, railway in this city
and now located with the same com
panu at Seattle. came in to Missouri
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
GAUvIN NOT AN INDIAN.

Henry Gauvin Of st. lSnatius. who
was the first man accepted yester-
day by the exemption board and who
did not ask for exemption. is not an
Indian as was announced in the Sem
tinel last night. Mr.. Gauvin is a white
man living on the reservation.
The Daily Missoulian., 1917-08-12
Ask Anyone Who Has Used T..

There are families who always aim
to keep a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie
and Diarrhoea Remedy in the house
for use in case il is needed. and find
that it is not only good investment
but saves them no end Of suffering.
AS to its relia bility, ask anyone who
has used it.-Adv.