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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28
BENDER JOINS
PHlLLIES FOR TRIAL

Philadelphia, June 2s.-"Chief
Bender. the veteran Indian pitcher
who was Internationally released by
the Philadelphia National league
baseball team early in the season is
to be given another trial by Manager
Moran. Bender will join the Philiies
In Brooklyn today. Since his release
Bender has been pitching.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28
Hides, Pelts, Wool, Etc.
Review Of the market by The Redicl
Hide & Fur Co.

HIDEstThe market is Arm on
short haired stock but very dull on
long haired Of which there are large
supplies.
WOOL-The market is very high
and while wool Is wanted most deal
ers are operating carefully.
TALIOW-The market is still high
but may decline at any time.
PELTStThe market on pelts is
high and strong
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28
Indians Take Fourth,

Cleveland. June 2s.-cleveland
made 1t four straight from st. Louis
Yesterday. Could. who started to pitch.
fer, who relieved him, held the
Browns in check until the ninth when
Basby wont in and struck out Jacob
son, retiring the side. The score:
Ct. Louis .....1oo 900 1o2-l 8 o
Cleveland ....011 go 01x-6 s i
Davenport, Hamilton. Wright and
severeid; Klepfer. BaSby, Gould and
Deberry.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28

The coming of the Italian Mission
has showed us that the translation Of
the popular name of William into Ital-
ian leaves him struggling under the
name Of "Guglielmo." Do the Italian
Elks say Hello, Guglielmo"?
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28

Lamson Bros.-The disposition of
FEDERAL authorities to effect economi-
cal handling of all crops has a ten
dency to restrain bullish operations.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28

New York, June 2S.-After losing
seven straight games to New York.
Philadelphia checked the formers
drive here yesterday when Myers beat
Shawkey, a former Philadelphia
pitcher, in q pitchers battle. McIn-
mis- has made seven hits in the last
two games. The score:
Philadelphia 100 900 oo2-3 7 j
New York 1000 010 00O-1 8 /
Myers and Haley; Shawkey and
Nunamaker.
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Reds Grab Game.

Pittsburgh, June 2S.-Cincinnati
scored five runs in the fifth and sixth
innings yesterday and won from Pitts
burgh. In the sixth inning three sim
giles. a double and a base on balls gave
Pittsburgh three runs. Score:
R.. H. E.
Cincinnati %. 900 o2s 1905 IL :
Pittsburgh -. 900 003 Oils 10 l
Regan, Ring and Wingo; Jacobs,
Miller, Carlson and Schmidt.
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Senators Win in Eleventh.

Boston, June 20. - Washington
scored three runs to tie the score in
the ninth inning yesterday, defeating
the worlds champions by a run scor-
ed In the eleventh. Ayers single
scored the winning run. The scores:
Washington 100 oo2 oos OIL Is 4
Boston ....001 OO4 100 OO-s 8 3
Gallia, Ayers and Henry, Ainsmith:
Shore and Agnew.
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Divide Double Header.

N%~A0
St. Louis, June 2S.-Chicago and
st. Louis divided q double head
er. Chicago won in the seventh in
ming Of the first game when Flack
doubled. went to third on Mann's out
and scored when Hornsby fumbled
Doyle's grounder. Hornsby got two
triples in the two games.
A batting rally in the seventh in
ming won the second game for st.
Louis. Successive triples by Hornsby,
Cruise and Miller, and singles by
Paulette. j.. Smith and Baird. with
Prendergast's wild pitch and Zeider's
error. produced five runs. Score:
First game
R. H. E.
Chicago $500. 010 oo1 100 10 2
st. Louis 49,. 01O 100 OO0-2 S 5
Waugh and Wilson; Doak and Sny-
der.
Second game
Chicago $3.50. 900 900 1913 s 5
st. Louis .... O1O 900 500 10 .
Prendergast. Aldridge and Elliott;
Horstman and Gonzales.
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GRAIN OPINIONS.

Logan and Bryant will be sew
era! months before a new corn crop
is harvested and If the present de-
mand continues those who are selling
september corn may have difficulty
in filing contracts.
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Dodgers Continue Winnins

Dodgers Continue Winning.
Br9oklyn. June Is Brooklyn de-
total S won out Of Z played. Field
ing on both sides was ragged. In. the
seventh inning Evers. Stallings, Smith
and Tyler were put off the field for
keeping up a running fire Of comment
on decisions of Umpire Rigler. Score:
r. II. F.
Boston ...... 100 900 02o-3 9 3
Brooklyn $50. 1O1 OO1 22~-7 10 3
Allen. Reulbach, Hughes and Ira
gresser: Pfeffer and Myers.
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Ware and Leland-The supply and
demand situation is probably too
strong to permit any particular de-
cline In the nearer months in corn.
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LIVESTOCK

South st. Paul, Mimi, June 2s.-
Hogs-Receipts 5000 steady: range.
1925 to $15.26: bulk $14.50 to S14.75.
Cattle-Receipts 3,4O0: killers 10 to
15c lower; steers 81 to $12.6O: cows
and heifers 1925 to $1,000: calves
steady $3.50 to s13.75; stockers and
feeders mostly SOC lower for week: IS
to $3.50.
sheep-Recipts $50, steady; lambs
~ to $3.50; wethers 81 to $1O.25;
ewes IS to $3.50.
Chicago, ILL.,, June 2s.-Hogs-Re-
ceipts. $4,000 unsettled; bulk $14.65
to $15.45; light $14 to 1925; mixed
$14.40 to $16.75; heavy $14.35 to
Haze; rough s14.s6 to s14,eo; pigs
Cattle-Receipts 5000 steady; ma
tive beef steers $3.50 to SASS;
stockers and feeders $6.75 to $3.50:
cows and heifers 1915 to $11.80:
calves $11 to $3.50.
Sheep-Receipts 1000 slow; weth-
ers $685. to $11.40; lambs $1O.5O to
$16.75; springs SIS to $3.50.
Sioux City, Ia. June 2s.-Hogs:
Receipts 10000, 10 to 15c lower; es-
timated tomorrow 5000: range $14.50
to 1885: choice light $3.50 to 1886;
mixed $14.8O to 1905; bulk $14.7O to
1910; plain light $14.5O to 14.75; very
heavy $14.50 to 1881; good heavy
$3.50 to $3.50. Cattle: Receipts g.
600. weak: estimated tomorrow 1900;
stockers dull. Sheep: Receipts 700,
10c lower.
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AnneFsoan League.
Amascan Assocaaon.

Every man with 4 snrtr wfils tnaESs
- Nostd 0vef y 1uit htmaoiG.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1917-06-28
The Reason
fer Tell Charges

Less than one-fourth Of eur
subscribers make three
fourths Of all the long dis
lance telephone calls.
The long distance lines
are used only occasionally by
the large majority Of tele-
phone subscribers.
Per tbs reason q charge h
node fer each lsag distance
cs1 rsthsr than cover the ex-
pease Of providing this serv-
ice b. increasing the local
telephone rates.
Il would be very conven-
lent not to have to pay extra
TO talk to Dsishborng town..
Il Ne pavs free long dts-
tanes seRviss, however, 1t
would DeA1 dat I'll tsls-
plA0ns 1ubseribsrs would nay
The eose ok maintaisAag the
leag AGtaDee llnso which aro
u0o6 De1sgally ~ onlyga tn.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
MARKSMEN VOLUNTEER
To teach rifle Lore
Military Service Legion Will Coach
Local Oroanization. =

Members Of the Military Service Legion.
an ex-soldiers, among whom are some
Oh the nations foremost sharpshooters,
VIII offer their services as tutors to any
examinations or schools who may de-
sire their services.
fnis became known yesterday at q
meeting of the Service Legion in the
6oard Of Trade rooms at which officers
Were elected for the ensuing year.
IN the present time" Col. r. d.
mms explained, when those who are
sually detailed to do this sort of work
re transferred to more important work,
vacancies occur in this important phase
OF the service.
1T Is p fill these vacancies that the
members Of the Service Legion have de-
cided to profrer their services in this con-
election Of officers resulted as follows
Col r. ID. Simms, reelected president:
ensign Howard S. Fisk, secretary; c. B.
, hoontz, assistant secretary; Capt.
.Enarles F. Roberts, treasurer, and Rev.
Walden Myer. chaplain.
New Members admitted to the society
include Privates A. ". Gardner, Harry E.
Gladman. Henry Guillaume, Chief Yeo-
man Claude B. Koontz, Sergt. James Nc
Anally. Assistant Surgeon Nelson Duval
Brecht. John Linn McGrew and Lieut..
Donald B. Macleod.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
My Kidneys Were Awful;
But Now They are All Right
Had Terrible Pains in Back and Could Hardly Get
Out of Bed in Mornings-Dreco Fixed Him
Up in Fine Style
Br SAMUEL HAMILTON, ND.

Il have often been so dizzy and have
blind spells so bad that I would have
to sit down till they passed or said
Mr.. John Ausherman. who resides at
ssss Potomac street. Hagerstown. Nd.
and who is employed at the Cumberland
Valley Spoke and Binding Company.
My kidneys have given me a lot Of
trouble for years." he continued, "and
l had never been able to ind the right
medicine. I had terrible pains across
the small of my back and it would feel
that someone was bending me backwards.
I would often have to get up during the
night several times to relieve my bladder,
and when I would, get up OF morning.
would have to sit on the side Of thl
bed a while and rub my back and limbs
so 1 could get arounN l didn't know
what q day Of ease was for the pains
were with me, always.
MY food did not digest well. but lay
heavy in my stomach and caused sour
gas to accumulate. which sometimes
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
HATE
PILLS, CAL0MEL
and CASTOR OIL
Il Cross. Feverish. Constipated, Give
California Syrup of Figs"

Look back at your childhood days. Re.
member the dose" mother insisted on
castor oil. calomel, csthartics? How you
hated them; how you fought against
taking them!
With your children it's different Moth
ers who cling to the old form of physic
simply don't realize what they do. The
childrens revolt is well founded. Their
tender little 'insides' are injured by
them.
II your child's stomach, liver, and bow
els need cleansing. give only delicious
California Syrup of Figs" It's action
10 positive, but gentle. Millions of moth
ers keep this harmless fruit laxative"
handy They know children love to take
It; that It never falls to clean the liver
and bowels and sweeten the stomach,
and that teaspoonfuf given today saves
q sick child tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bottle
of California Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children of all
ages, and for grown-ups plainly on each
bottle. Beware Of counterfeits sold
here. See that It is made by "Califor-
mia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse any
ether kind with contempt-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
LANSBURGH'S employees
ENLIST FOR GUARD DUTY
Other Department Stores Are Expected
to Cooperate in Plan.

Twenty-Five men and boys. employees
In the store of Lansburgh & Brother
yesterday offered their services to the
government by enlisting in a proposed
home guard for this city's defense.
This squad will form the nucleus of a
reserve which Is to draw its recruits
from Washington stores.
The recruits up TO this time are w. f.
Holmes, c. Wood. NJ. Wells. George Bab-
cock, ]. Jacobs, r. Thomas, p. Weston,
Joseph Pittle. c. Browning. P. Hirsch, s.
Rudolph. Mr.. Kamerow. w. Grinder, v.
Quigby. J. Kidd. J. Godvold. r. S. Cohen,
A. L. Blober. G. Tucker and e. A.
Buchanan.
meeting has been called by the
pioneers for Sis p. m. Saturday. when
plans will be discussed for enlisting the
cooperation OF the male employees Of
other firms.
The rockies are already in possession of
the services of a competent military in
structor. Mr.. Tucker. who put in ten
years service with the District militia
and holds the rank Of sergeant, has vol
unteered to train the recruits.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
''WlFUL ONE URGES
NEUTRAL CONFERENCE
Armed Neutrality Inspired by England.
La Toilette Claims.

A conference of neutral nations TO en-
force neutral rights, is the remedy sug-
gested to the nation in the present In
ternational crisis by Senator Robert La
Toilette, Of Wisconsin. Writing in his
magazine the Wisconsin Senator explains
his action In the closing days Of Con-
gress, when he was charged with par
tictpation in a flibuster against the
''srmed neutrality" bill.
Senator La Toilette alleges that the
chief claim for armed neutrality came
from p. A. 8. Franklin, president Of
the American Line. a subsidiary of the
international Mercantile Marine. He
intimates that Franklin was forced to
act in this manner by the British owners
of the International Mercantile Marine.
THE mere suggestion that food ana
other supplies would be withheld from
both sides impartially would compel all
belligerents to observe the principle of
freedom of the seas" Senator La
Toilette writes in advocating his plan
for concerted action by neutral nations.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
I'm old KENTUCKY'
IS POPULAR PLAY.
Poll Player. Make Big Hit With Old
Time MeIodrama

Old age creeps In and ofttimes vfthers
the hand that once was buoysnt with
youth and vigor. Such. however, d not
the case in c. I. Dsizy's wonderful old
romance OF the South, "In Old Ken
tucky.", and We are proud 70 ssy that
Father Time has dealt lightly with this
beautiful play and Is the years have
rolled on and many times we've watched
with Interest the celebrated race scene
where Queen Bess wins the race and
saves the lover OF Madge from ruin
we've lived with Madge In her trials and
trioulations and laughed with gleeful
pleasure at the antics OF the celebrated
Whang Doodle Band and piclanninies
During the many years gone by at the
popular Avenue playhouse many notable
productions have been made, but none
has surpassed I'm Old Kentucky" Miss
Rittenhouse in the lovable character OF
Madge not only proves herself a charm
ing actress but an equestrienne Of much
ability as she actually rides 70 success
Queen Bess, the thoroughbred racer
especially imported from the race track
at Laurel. Nd, where many celebrated
horses spend their winter season. WILL
lam p. Carlton shows q versatility and
his Southern accent is 80 perfect that
should the auditor close his eyes he
could easily imagine himself back IN Old
Rentuck.
The balance Of the large cast OF Poll
favorites are embellished with a large
pickaninny band, and many really clever
dancers. In plain words. the performance
this week is deserving OF large patronage
and to fail to see II will be missing a
treat, for many things ripen, mature and
improve with age and we're glad to say
In Old Kentucky lie one Of them.
The production has been mounted with
a wealth Of realistic scenery far superior
to the original road production. The
same Poll prices prevail.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28

pressed against my heart 90 bad thai
my breathing was difncult.
Il was in a bad way and had to do
something and SO much was being said
about the new medicine Dreco, that
decided to take a chance on It, Now ]
am IS years old and have taken many
different medicines. but I want to say
right here that Dreco has done me more
good than all the others put together
] have taken three bottles in all, and
am a well man today. Ny kidneys are
as strong as ever in my life and never
give me a pain either day or night
go to bed and sleep right on through
and jump out the next morning a.
did when a boy. No sitting around rub
bing myself as before. The stomach
trouble has gone and I never have the
gas as before. Dreco Is great, and !
will tell anybody just what It did for
me-"
Dreco h sold and recommended by
the O'Donnell Drug Stores, in AIexan.'
by Z. l. Alien Co. In Anacostis %.
Geo. B. Bury.-Ady.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
Purely Personal

william Fisher has returned from a
vacation spent motoring through Mary
land and Virginia.
w. H. Scott has left for a vacation.
Frank Bohannon is confined to his home
on Congress Heights on account Of ILL
ness.
F.B. Queen has left for two weeks
vacation at Newport News, Va.
George Holt has left on a vacation.
Riven Ruff has left to accept employ
ment as a machinist in Philadelphia.
Samuel Kremer has received a proba-
tionsry appointment in the Indian office.
Frank p. Edinburgh, of the Patent
once. has received a promotion.
Edward L. Weber. clerk in the Bureau
of Mines, has resigned.
John A. Costello, messenger in the Gov
eminent Printing Office, has resigned:
Walter A. Halstrom. of the adJutant
generals office in the War Department,
has resigned.
Alexander Sumner has been reinstated
in the Bureau Of Education.
T b. Conner, of the Department of
Labor. has been on leave of absence.
selwyn D. Collins, expert in the Bureau
Of Labor Statistics, has been promoted.
Arthur z. Albrecht. special agent in
the Bureau of Labor Statistics. has re-
ceived a promotion.
A NJ. Latham. of the appointment
force Of the Department of Agriculture,
kas been on the sick list for the past
week.
Miss Mary B. Browns temporary ap-
pointment in the Labor Department has
expired.
Bertram i. r. Grimes. of the Postoffice
Department has returned to duty after
an illness of several days.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
learn YOUR own Land!
HERALD WILL SHOW WAY
Paper to Distribute Books Describing
County in Detail.

Educators are quoted as saying that
the people Of Europe have the map and
history of their home country engraved
upon their minds. They add that the
average American lacks even a superb
cial knowledge of his own country.
1t Ii to change this condition that
Francis T. Miller, LID. Lit. D.. has
gathered together a narrative record of
the achievements Of the American peo-
pie In his timely volume entitled Amer
lea, The Land We Love" To effect its
noble purpose he is generously distribut-
Ing the books through The Herald.
usually sold for S. at the special cost
price OF only S1.9s.
Fresh supplies of this handsome col
orfully bound and gold finished volume,
Ia by 10 inches. 2 inches thick, with
Sl4 pages and 3l4 pictures. were just re-
ceived yesterday
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
Telegraph Company Pays
$648,614 to EMPLOYEES

The Western Union Telegraph Com
pany paid to its employees in conformity
with the domestic benefit plan s64s.614. ac-
cording to the annual report of the COM
pany just submitted.
An actuary study is being conducted
into the operations Of the employees ben
eft plan with the view of ascertaining
what may be expected In the future In
respect to the annually increasing amount
paid for benefits: Salary increases for
the past year amounted to $2S14ooo
Special payments to employees at the
close Of the year were N11S.O0o Last
years business was the biggest in the
history Of the company.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
THE wAsHnGToN HERALD. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2s 1917
Where Washington Men
And Women Can Enlist

Army-In recruiting tent along
Pennsylvania avenue 10 front of
Center Market. and at Columbus
Fountain In front OF Union Sta
tion. from s a. m. to p. m.
Navy-In recruiting station at
northwest corner " Ninth street
and Pennsylvania avenue north
west, and In seamen's quarters
at navy yard, from $40 a. m, to
II p. m. at former place and from
a. m. to 4:30 y. m. at latter place,
Eastrict National Guard-In L
street Sarmory at Az l. street
northwest. during day.
District Naval Militia-In ar
mory at foot of Seventh street
southwest, during day.
Women-In old Naval Hospital
at Tenth street and Pennsylvania
avenue southeast, and women's
section of the Navy League, at
1906 Twentieth street northwest,
during dsv.
Marine Corps-In U. s. Marine
Barracks. Eighth and @ streets
southeast.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
MRS. DURYEA TALKS
FOR BELGIAN RELIEF

The work Of the American relief com.
missRn In Belgium and France was de.
scribed by Mrs. Nina L. Duryea at a
lecture given yesterday at the residence
OF w. p. Emo, In N street northwest
Mrs. Duryea has just returned from Bel.
gium to assist in the work of collecting
dren. .. !.
The lecture was well attended and q
generous amount was contributed. Mrs
Duryea will sail on April II for Paris
An contributions Of money. food or cloth
ing should be sent to the Bureau of war
Relief. 40 Wall street. New York. and
will be taken direct, to the warning coun.
try by Mrs. Duryea on her return trip.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
MRS. LoEFFLER TO ENTERTAIN.

There will be a silver tea given at the
home of Mrs. Carl Loeffler. 1A4 Newton
street northwest, Thursday afternoon
with a very interesting program.
The following will take part in the con-
cert: Miss Flora Briggs, Miss Agnes
Whelan, Mrs. Robert Stone. Miss Jane
Fishback, Miss Elizabeth Heitmuller and
Miss Edna Tucker, Mrs. Charlotte Lip
petit Miss Sheehy. Miss Marion Mccoy.
Miss Margaret Paine. and Miss Isabel
McGee.
Mrs. Conrad Hesse and Mrs. q. K.
Hayes will read and there will be other
Interesting numbers.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
Y. N. c. A. TO ENTERTAIN.

Members and officers Of Young Mems
Christian Association are to be guests of
the members and officers of the Young
Women's Christian Association on Mon
day evening, April 2. at the assembly
hall of the Y. NJ. C. A. Building.
Mrs. Evelyn Gurley Kane will render
the following program. with the aid Of
several musicians: THE Gossips." The
Erlkings" with musical theme). traye-
logue. Hitting the High Places in the
Highway Of Life" 'Mandalay." "Gunga
Dhin" and Danny Deever" with musl-
cal theme).
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
McAdoo to Give Check
For Indies Saturday

A Treasury warrant for szsooo. 900
VIII be drawn by Secretary Nc
Adoo next Saturday to pay for the
Danish West Indies.
The warrant will be handed TO
the Danish Minister and tide 20
the little group Of islands in the
West Indies. for which Uncle Sam
is paying about s275 an acre, viii
pass to the United States. marking
another historic territorial expsn-
sion Of the American nation.
The islands are being purchased
principally for their strategic pur-
poses.
Experts declare they are espe-
cially valuable as q naval base.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28
MUST LIVE IN KITCHEN

of this month George Gerbig must be
content to live in the kitchen Of his home
or face contempt of court. His wife may
live in the rest Of the home.
This was ordered by Judge Higbee here
following evidence heard in Mrs. Gerblg' 5
suit for divorce
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28

Is My Weather Prophet.
T can tell stormy weather days
off by the twinees in my shoul-
ders and knees. Put here's an
old friend that soon drives out the pains
and aches.
Slosn's Liniment il % easy to apply, no
rubbing at all. il sinks right In and fxes
the pain. Cleaner than mussy plsstersIa and
ointments. Try 1t for eout, lumbaso, neu.
raleia, bruises and sprains.
At your drueeist, 2Sc. Soc. and S1.00.
The Washington herald., 1917-03-28

PRESIDENT AT KEITH'S.
President Wilson and Col E. NJ. House
occupied the White House box at B. F
keith's Theater last evening
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18
The Other Brown
By ADELE LUEHRMANN
illustration Lucins chcock
By ADELE LUEHRMANN
illustration by Lucins ". Hitchcock


Gill
hears the that brings scarborough to the The detective
waiting police discover
OF
badly frightened will
been housekeeer for many Called to Mexico suddenly
with
a in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18

Elinor? Money. That's what. All we
need and more. Whoop!"
She was still looking at him doubtful,
not quite comprehending what was going
on; and don't blame her.
"Elinor," says l, "it's my fault. l
didn't do my full duty. When he was
askin' me to let you marry him, | put
some questions to him about his prospects,
but | didn't think to ask him was he an
inventor. If had, it would of saved all
this trouble. Then I'd have known right
off what was ailing him when he blowed
in sugar-bowls, and tramped around,
and walked off leaving his best girl in
the theater, and drunk kerosene and
SIGH. I'd have known he was took
hard with an idea. It's the way these
here inventors run, says l, "and it's
natural for EN-
"He's-aU rightP" Elinor says.
"Never was any other way says I.
whats all this?' says Tom, looking
fabbergasted.
"Your friends, not KNOWN the nature
of your ailment," says l, Judged you had
went insane