The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1917-12-21
BY WILLIS BROOKS


~ creditable Christmas edition.
was looking over the news sec
ton by the front window. My wife
sat near, absorbed in the story part.
"What's that?" she asked, listening
She was always on the lookout for
more eggs. What she heard certainly
did sound like hen announcing the
arrival of one-twelfth of a dozen.
THAT" 1 answered, sis Ezra Barn
stable in q state of amusement"
We looked through the window, and
sure enough, here he came down the
street, an expansive smile illuminat-
ing his mOonlike face.
"What ON earth can the man be
laughing so about all alone?" my wife
wanted to know. She was that way
never content to let man be happy
unless she knew the reason why.
So went to the door and sang out
to Ezra, isn't it kind of stingy to en-
joy it all by yourself?''
When he had unwOund the wool tip
pet from his neck and taken the rock
ing chair which the missis had set be-
fore the fireplace for him he leaned
back and cut gashes in the atmOs-
phere with another flourish of his
sharp examinations. Owe heard O.
Santa Claus playin' tricks before now"
said he, "but I don't guess he amt
never played none no funnier than
this.
''It was like this: Three, four days
ago my boy Chef come home with
rabbit-One O. them big white critters
with the pink eyes-that he'd snapped
off one O. his mittens to the one armed
Mayhem boy fer. When he come in,
luggin' the thing in his arms, his ma
asst him whose it was, an he said 1t
was his'n an it's name was Jimmy an
Eddie Mayhem give it to him.
"Thcm Mayhem boys amt givin'
nothin' away fer nothin'," says she
'What'd you give him fer it?'
"Chet knowed he was cOrnered, so
he owned up that he'd give Eddie one
O. his wool mittens. I don't never
weer but one much anyhow says he,
am, besides, Eddie's poor, one armed
boy, an his hand was cold, an it was
comm Chris'mus.'
'T seen the look in his mas eye, an
I felt sorry fer Chef, so I says, 'Chet,'
SAYS I, severe-liko, you come to the
barn along of me- like I was gOin' to
lick him.
"That satisfied his ma. So Chef an
me went to the barn an made box
to keep the rabbit in. I knOWed the
thing 81 freeze to death if he KEEP it
but in the house, an l
knowed his ma wouldn't listen to his
dom that so I puts him up to gittin'
rid of it by invitin' his Cousin Artie
over fer Christmas an givin' it to him
fer Christmas present.
"Artie, you know" Ezra explained,
''is my wife's brothers boy. You re-
member nv wife's brother, Dan Baker,
over in Center township, the one that
died an left a wilder with eight chill
dern?
"Waal, when Chef told his ma what
he was goin' to do she said he could
keep the rabbit in the attic till Chris
mus an not a minute longer. So he
writ to Artie, an this mOrnin' bright
m early here comes the hull family
Mis- Baker an the hull eight Children.
"Chet, he hadn't even got up yet, but
[ rousted him out, an when he come
1own he tolt Artie about the Jimmy
rabbit he was gOin' to give him. Then
Mis- Baker chips in an says she never
lows one o. her children to accept
unless all the others gifts the
same thing. TT makes the others jeal-
,us,' SAYS she, an creates dissensions.'
81 seen trouble conin' to Chef in
locks an herds an 1 says to myself
-hey's jest one way to settle this thing.
You know, if you give a rabbit a little
cuff on the back of his neck he never
knows what hit him. So 1 sneaks up
20 the attic, but ole Santa Claus had
got there ahead o. me-"
Ezra rocked back and let out a few
more staccato notes of merriment.
"What had happened?" my wife
lsled.
swat till l tell you" said Ezra. Il
,alled Chef to come up quick. an he
,ome a-runnin'. Look here says l to
lin, you give the eight little ones to
he children an the old one to Mis-
Baker. If you do it nice she can't
-cfuse 'em, specially when the little
rabbits needs the services of Jimmy
Ter awhile yit.' So Chef he lugged the
hull box O. rabbits downstairs an made
;ech a elokent preSentin' speech that
he widder couldn't do nOthin' but
t,rank him an take the hull mess home
With her"