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II can take you in four where Belgians making shells

I Many suggestions were made which. !
think. up to that time. materially aided
in the preservation Of peace
The chancellor and the foreign office.
however through sheer weakness, did
nothing TO prevent the insults TO our
flag and president perpetrated by the
League OF Truth although both under
the law and the regulations OF the
State of Siege this gang could not oper-
ate without the consent Of the author
tiles.
ToruorroW-'Wa1 the German Gov
ernmsnt Ever Sincerely Anxious 3oE
HeAoS7"
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American Statement.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 26.-The Ameri'
can governments first official state
,ncnt concerning military operations II
Europe wa sissued tonight by Secretary
Baker. inaugurating a series which in
time will be devoted largely to activi,
ties of the United States expeditionary
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been lifted. and that he will play in
the worlds series. HerZog recently was
suspended for refusing to accompany
the team on it's western trip on the
grounds that he was in poor physical
condition. He will report with tho,
Giants at Philadelphia next Tuesday.
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SMASHING BLOW
Continued Prom FIRST Pago.)

week was smaller in the aggregate
numbers Of vessels sent to the bot
tom than during amy week since
Germany started her intensive sub
marine campaign.
In all is merchantmen were de-
Stroyed.
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Leonard Rhone,

RELLFFONTE. Pa. Sept. 26.-Leon-
ard Rhonc. widely known among Grans-
rrs, died at his home at Centre Hall TO-
day. aged - years. He was master OF
the state grange tor many years.
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HERzOG RE|NSTATED.

NEW YORK, Sept. 26.-President
Hampstead Of the New York National
League baseball club, announced tonight
that the indefinite suspension OF Cap
tain Charles Hcrzog of The Giants. had
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John V. McNeaL

Special Dispatch 10 the Intelligence.
BALTIMORE. Md, Sept. 26.-Joshua
V. McNcul retired vice president anC
treasurer ct thr Baltimore and Ohit
Railroad company. died today at his
home after all illness of two days. Mr.
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EuJOy me. lUur system Is filled
with an accumulation of bile and
bowel poison which keeps you bilious
headachy, dizzy, tongue coated, breath
bad and stomach sour-Why don't you
get 10-cent box Of Cascarets at the
drug store and feel bully. Take Cas-
carets tonight and enjoy the incest,
gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced. You'll wake up
with clear head, clean tongue. lively
step. rosy skin and looking and feel.
ing fit. Mothers can give a whole Cas-.
caret to a sick. cross, bilious. feverish
child any time-they are harmless
never grippe or sicken.
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When the people OF Denmark were
deciding whether OF not they would
sell the Danish West Indies to the
United States, the women Of the
country cast their first vote,
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The Danish government has prohibit
ed the export Of matches.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-27

Arc you one of the hundreds who
have tried many different tonics and now
say. ~Dandruff can't be stopped?
If so, remember. Pompeian HAIR
Massage i. NOT only tonic It is treat
nent This treatment is carefully described
in a leafles The Hair and ID Care.
enclosed in every package.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Whoopee! Uncle Sam
Will Raise S54,709, 800
For Detroit!

II doesn't detract from The glory OF
this city's magnificent bond-selling cam
paign TO turn the announcement OF the
result right around.
For that is what il amounts to. Uncle
Sam has subscribed S2,l88.3So year for
25 years for Detroit besides returning
The s5A. .7O9 500 loan. after eXpending H.
here for war purposes.
The real benefciaIies Of the Liberty
bond sale in this city are the 100000 pur-
chasers. They get the best security IN
the world at time when their country
needs the money the most.
They double their investment and then
patriotism.
The real benefactors Of the city are the
bond sellers and bankers who, intelligent
" and sacrfcially. did what the govern
ment asked and threw in Sll7o9,5o0 for
good measure.
They have doubled the gratitude ol
their fellowcitizens.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
THURSDAY, OCTOBER IS, 1917

mageddon sure 10 be- unloosed upon civ
ilization the moment the HohenzolleIns
felt able 10 renew the conflict
And what would this state OF armed
preparedness bring i'm its train2- Does
any thinking man believe 70 would mean
more liberty more democracy in the
world?
When nations sleep on their arms. lib
erty and democracy go by the boards
The tendency I'm France Tn England.
in Italy. in this country Won. oe 60 make
the military paramount Instead oi less,
there would be more restrictions for the
ordinary citizen There would be q con
slant tendency to center power in the
hands of one man or Of small group
of men Everything would be sacrificed
for the one great ohJect-safety from the
HohenzolenS.
The conclusion is. therefore. inevitable.
Tho convinced and honest pacifst, far
from CRYING for an early cessation Of hos
ulites should demand that his country
and It's allies push this war 20 n yictori-
Gus conclusion. Only when Germany is
thoroly beaten, only when the wicked
tribe is unhorsed only when
il +, shown that miitarism and war
making do nor pay VIII il be possible 70
have q world in which peace reigns and
can oe reduced
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Read Trade Journals
NJ ~. ApDINCrpN nRUCn
Author ~ The Riddle OF Person
atty. Psychology aud
Farruthnod. etc.

You arc anxious Go got ON In vo,,r
chosen calling Nou long for pro
motion Perhaps. having Jagged for
somc riur. you are beginning 10 Zoe.
DISCOURAGED.
Rut sre son doing am that YOU can
20 deserve succeasF
Are vou. for one thing. making a.
"a point 20 read and study some
authoritative Journal OF the profes
sion. business or trade I'M which YOU
are working
AN truly alert business men read
trade Journals as matter an roal
ncressit, They feel that it ii. inpo-
sih'r Cor them to continue prorress
tD- unio.. fnev Keen ahrra@t ~ fhr
'atest fr,e'opmerte I'm ihelr pa,t.c.
pia- lra az be .rese a. recorded tr
thc ,og~nal, ,hey read
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
How Pacifsm Defeats Itself

There are in this country paciilsts "ho
are really pro-Germans. working as earn
estly as anybody can for the kaiser. But
there are also pacifists who abhor the
kaiser and are genuinely opposed TO war.
The unfortunate thing about these
good people is they are taking the very
step that will defeat their dreams.
BY talking of peace now they play d.
rectIy into the kaiser's hands. A peace
now would be premature peace an in
conclusive peace. a German peace. 1t
would leave the kaiser master Of middle
Europe, with no punishment for having
brot this horror upon the world, and with
his hands free to prepare for the next
war Of which German speakers are con
stantly talking and German pubicists
constantly writing.
A peace such rs the honest paciiists in
this country are now talking Of would be
the seed of many future wars.
II would be more than that. 1t would
be the cause of the greatest development
Of militariSm the world ever saw.
Nations would all be armed camps
France would not dare allow her citizen.
20 return to peaceful pursuits. Englan,
would not dare dismiss her soldiers t,
their old industrial life. Our own countrl
would not be able to return TO the oil,
statHe-
ON The other hand, il would be an i'm
neratiye necessity for Us to keep in on
army millions Of youths against the Ar
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
The Ride of Paul Revere,
Liberty Bond Seller

When Paul Revere rode from Boston
n Concord that night which now means
80 much to us and occupies such a prom
,nent page of American history, he didn I
stop to argue and explain and point OUT
reasons for Americans awakening. ne
told them Of the danger threatening
and sped on!
Those sturdy and true Americans
didn't yawn and stretch and he aoea
awaiting more definite news from boS-
ton
They rushed to arms, man and man
alike. without a thought as 10 VINO mao
the most acres to defend or VINO was
the better marksman.
They made of this free and inoe-
pendent nation.
sterday-LIBERIH DA l--aio1 1ile'
Paul Revere rode thru this land, over CIT!
streets and country highways, from ocean
% ocean and from Canadian SHOWS 20
the gulf's warm waters. He called IN
voice that reached every ear IN every
home in the land. He told of the Hun al
our gates, Of the ruin and slavery tha'
threatens unless we, as our foretathefs
did. spring TO the defense Of our lana
and liberty. He called not for men. II
was for guns, ammunition, food clothing
hospital service, anbulances, and all the
things our soldiers need to fight our bat
ties, he asked.
HE CALLED FOR MONEY
And liberty-loving people by the hun
dreds of thousands from Maine to an
fornia answered the call, some with $50
all they had-and others with hundreds
thousands, and tens of thousands-what-
ever they could spare.
Laborer and millionaire, man and "om-
an. and LITTLE CHILDREN, IOO-an-
swered the call on LIBERTY DAY. Yes
terday's sun as it threw the last FAINT
streak of light thru Golden Gate ilIum-
mated pile of wealth heaped high by pa
triotic Americans for their country s war
chest. for the arming and maintaining OF
American soldiers where American sol
diers are most needed Somewhere in
France
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Pathetic Figure of Fighting
Bob As Crawling Bob"

Fighting Bob" la Fayette has become
Craving Bob After al his bonaa>tt
defiance after month, of defamation ~
his country. after repeating every eV-
ploded he pu, OCT oy BernStorF tre
other propagan3jst1 who sowe3 them
broadcast. la Toilette /, AZ last brought
up squarely 20 tht issue.
he is charged with deliberately mis-
representing the facts ~ the lusitania
case As 70 his motives In going back
70 that pre-war event and falsifying it
there can be no question whatever. His
misrepresentation can have only one ef-
fect-it can help the kaiser and no one
else. and as an intelligent man La Fol
lette must be held to know and assume
the responsibility of his acts
And Crawling Bob" finches from the
issue. He wants TO talk about something
else. He doesn't want to be quered on
why he lied-or where he got his 'in-
formation.
He wants to broaden the scope Of the
inquiry so that he can DO the cutie FISH
stunt again. and conceal MS turptude
in cloud Of drool and pifFle about Wall
ST, munitions makers" or "constitu-
tional rights
It's Craving Bob" from now on.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Let the People
Rule and-Write
British ard Foreign Sailors Soc .:y
Centenary Fund

Sritis0 ard Forefan sailors SOC e-y
Centenary Fund
~ nc CGuor o' ne Ttmes
A. he Invitation or the direc.ors
'ae BRITISH and Fercig7 Sailor.
1o ofr have under a<eu 20 'te
NecIe appeal behalf o' -~e
Erraf national nnrf carried on bt
re sailors and Tor
ao raa DEAR 20 them Her
majesty 1acea Alexandra has
racier- aHrrc. sel hor approval
- -ae arrea and aer earnest hope
rHaf r3 receive -ho generous sup
.rr ~ .t. .-esh people
Tbe Er5-a and Toreign Sailors
coiey abla. ~ complete its hun
Irrd-H ysa ~ service and . sum
~ rot fhan $3.50 coo vill be-
r.aeirl '1 insure fhc continuance oi
rsrafrauf ageucies The sue
vr which ft.s work bias 5ren
carried on aefore and during The
m has Hon rho confteuce and
ar. recitation Cf fhe agfhofi'Irs zen
orally and - The seamen them
-f.rfs
On fhe definite request - th" AL.
nral7v- althorl'ieT fhe society u
aho1t 20 erect additional naval
-rs a. various naval bases. for The
va.fs-e and comforf - sailors when
or hnrr The s0ae'y hsa also been
ff egfend similar prosi Jon
~. merchant eeamen in many
ports
have. eeen evidence ~ The spien.
I'D relief work of This society in
providing cIothes and food for sail
rs intorned 70 Germany disp"n
rv immediate practical assitanc'
fo disabled sailors and dependent
az seamcn who have fallen on wai
acrv.re in providing an educailor
f9r -anor- orphans. and especiali'
IN feeding sheltering. clothing and
fo-parding 20 their various home
many thousands 81 meNhan' tea
mon ahose vessels have been sun.
hf enemy action.
gureiy here is no one WIN VoHIr
g.iinglv turn a deaf ear - fh'
2 7-rTfr7r 7ir rfTrzr -rsvr TIT 5---1 WIT
On. 20 whom the whole nation oWe'
80 profound debt OF gratitude 70.
their sakeo sincerely hope nat
80 saix On thn CO nperAtinn- a. rnll
readers IN a really generous re
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Our Secretary of Var

memhorr. SIR Bakrr o. Of the sim
ule democratic sort Former post
Office department employee. country
lawy r, city 0licitOr mayor of
cleveland thcn secretary of war
practically aIl hi iIfo ln tho public
srrleo he has nos followed The
rofd fo we7th Non used % be-
divided ir'0 those VINO rode in auto
mobiles nd those who did not. but
here h1s come % be "A third class.
which r,Ica in small ears Mr usk
tr hoionfs 70 this class Since tho
war began he has been getting %
bis o~ce Zoo his liffle car a. TO iu
fhe morning and remaining till 2 or
ln "a night which leaves him l'itlc
fImn frr i family or his garden.
th. tto rhief pleasures of DIS lifc
Such fhc nature % thc man who
faa fHr biggest budget la Tho history
~ America who has today an army
Of .2r6 600 men under him snd Who
soon mny head one of tho biggest
arnior in fbe world 70 is a huge
task. tremendous task. which I
lasr fr.oI to show BE- has made as
hir aF p7 bio hY ralcAing out for
and o1.aiuug nll t1n power Do"
might reasonably cldm The vel
coming % power indicates conf
demo
ca mot complete the picture ~
W frgrr. mind without telling
Ntf fogrr FROM The VAR have
fr fvo,s He3 What he hope
.hiug that may BE- looked
ft-rr-. is hat the cconomlC
ai0rfi 1r of fho world viii be- 20
,rfrI nl o. all mankind that The
77VTI6F TH7nF7 ~ Iife viii DO. for The
time. forgotten q ". Gilbert in
Lesiie's,
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Ashamed of the Real Lincoln
BY DR.. FRANK CRANE
Copyright. 1915. by Frank Crane)

a committee of reputable and intelli-
gent citizens, desiring to present a statue
of Abraham Lincoln to England, after
carefully looking the field over selected
George Gray Barnards $ statue. the one
presented by Mr.. Taft 10 the city of Gin
cinnati, as the most suitable type. They
engaged Mr. Barnard 10 make the statue.
The English committee accepted 1t. The
transaction was closed
And now comes a campaign of hostile
criticism. amounting TO vicious vitupera-
tion, against the distinguished sculptor
and ms handiwork, which can but bring
lhe blush of shame to Americans.
II is not hard TO understand the envy
of one workman against another. for
spite is an all too common commodity.
but 1t is painful TO note the kind of criti-
cism with which the Barnard Lincoln is
assailed
For the curious truth is that precisely
the same objections are made to this
statue that were made in the sixties
against the personal appearance Of Lin
coin himself.
You could gather from the eastern
magazines and newspapers Of the time Of
the civil war that Lincoln was ungainly,
awkward. his hands and feet too big. his
clothes baggy. his neck too long, and so
on.
The fact is that it is the real Lincoln
these nice gentry both Of 1860 and 1917.
don't like and are ashamed of
The real Lincoln was a Sangamon. Hi
nois, country lawyer He was rugged
specimen Of the backwoods, primitive
American type
He was not well-groomed, suave dip
lomat He was not creature of courts
and society functions He was not a
New England scholar nor as southern
cavalier He was rail-splitter from out
west, great, big boned, homely. honest,
primeval man.
All efforts 20 dress him up and smooth
MIN down and polish him OFT failed.
lie was Americas Man With the Hoe.
And the vast majority of Americans
are proud Of lt. They love him for what
he was. as "a man sired and sent forth by
Mature. the vicar Of the Almighty
Lord"
Tie was the great mocrat. the true,
rough-hevn. tendor-hearted man Of the
people
lie was not q nice pretty figure, like
the smooth statues that adon Berln's
Siegesallee lie was not gentleman as
convention uses the term; he was the
kind Of gentleman God Almighty
makes
fle vaa t,pe % ne true elder race
And one % Tu'afchs men talked with us face
% face
Barnard Lincoln is the real Lincoln.
Let it ,tand In London Paris and Pctro-
grad, that all the magnificent ones and
highborn and crowned may see that
"Once there was q man."
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
From another Point of VeD
This Is No Candy Kid
20 administratoT 7rbidE further use

rood administrator )ful1S IAFtneF use
of sugar for confections
No. Angehque. the idea is 20 reduce the
council. Aldermen DO NOT come in smaller
sizes than those shown
Germans have associated themselves
with the Austrians for the purpose Of
conducting a fruitful stand in Italy
There IS no comfort for crooks in the
fact that our grand luric, have been seen
in each others company Of late.
Lord Northclife lost the wan again I'm
Chicago yesterday Same cause-insuf-
fcient American ships
There was no truth In the report that
"a vast amount ~ ugar ~a, being boarded
In an upper room in Detroit beyond the
fact that the woman liberty loan COM
mittee held a meeting
Battle Cry of Freedom.
Down with the council. ua Hth tho
bridge Hurrah boys burrat
Prices on sugar. potatoes and aour are
fixed in Chicago. Policemen and alder
men have been hut are nos variable, ac-
cording 70 demand
II is proposed 70 reclaim the hundred
of thousands who have Doen rejected by
the medical examiners. Which Qt our un-
censored contemporaries Hiil tc the first
20 start q patent medicine fund
The 18th ward makine Ho effort o.
conserve Its supply of hearty send of
for the conscliDted BOY.
German is still in the pubic schools.
but the bond-seling pupils have been
doing their best 10 throw Germany out
Now that everybody has made the sac
rifice for liberty's sake there E nothing
TO do but 20 get tho money back and As
/ much besides in good time
/ The grand jury allie me qIad 90 as
sign Judge Connolly to & definite place
I ia the inquisitoriai line
Ne Haven't RegsH IL Subscribe
Detroit went SlL7O9 300 above her
quota but 10 must be remembered that
this Is only the second time she has tried
TO float a Liberty loan
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Anniversaries

$3.50 Auerican '-ate ~trI
states rmand rr.st.
f.fe1 T-faa frlEste M.ts
tcr uarf.r Esttrg rra
sulel - 1o"r rfr
s.4sd rer fae frs' state rrru
tInraI .ren.fflr I'M Kent ts
~ uar hy hora Penn
rnia t-f lrar
Isia general arssu
isss H.-af caprai - Aer1sr.,-
tan. VsH faken ay fhe Prrsaar r
violation 20 tho treaty "ifh GREAT
Hrits
fsf- nE p renrarf ul.4
aaree4 uf.r fe- fhe e1fo - f.l far
aU rrrrt 'n..-a 20 fha ftfftrI ta fa.
1900 Hu ~ FeItr1p ~ fora
was aps rtet re.r r''arr rf war
Is-f sss s-ln hefr fen Fer-
nam art an parties rsuaei
minister rfgia ln A4nfrla
7srr N- arnIIre tt ffs -rfarn
rrfe ~ ffra9 9rrf BENJAMIN Harr's.r.
ffed .n fie white if1lse Rom Hf
/ DKfntf o. t !. 1879
ffit Naunns pnra4-d Germans
efrraf.rr frm Warsaw wifhf1 East
! Pflsa. border
~rri farF r~~a '-rei
/ Eafrr afa reafencf fFsuh
oNE IEAH ACo rODAi ~ THE
Wan
Germ ar torpedo boats made Fft
afth l aH fhr British rnee if81raI
/ f~arer .rt service.
I'm 7irg - Aliied armies RI Mao
/ frrl1 fcfreI sfth right wing ~ ia
ar army Ir Alhauin "a. ron p'etrr b
.rr ff.r fhn sdriaflr g. fhe Aegean
Sea
rOuAY's BTHTtfDANs
Carl Era1man. aqsfsfanf score
farr - fhr fritrd states depnrifnrrf
rf agricultural. born a. Macon. n.
e. years agn today
fnhn ~ WHY'S Toledo anfornoh r.
I r-anHfa born Of fananihIE a.
rE "a rrnrr aR0 fudfy
WNllfHr Hlnlrf ~ Fense ola
I "a president ~ fhe national 'r
ference ~ rrrnr0 laaiourrr nn -fa'f
Laws H1rn .rl clarke coinfy AIa h.
+ Feafp arH today
Laz-A-1 -aa--ilsl1Ea- re giEcscl.t2
tive tu rruCress - fhe Fi ifth Nirr q a
dIetfIff born Ir Franklin cnrntss fh
81 yeas HEn today.
r. Hrv Thomas Garland. bishor
coadfufor ~ fhe Erisconal dlnela.
y FhTTsfeiphia- born IN Ireland 81
years sE1 today
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

sp0nso ~ the centenary appeal ~
the n-r and Foreign sailors o
rlety letters can be addressed fe
mc 80 tho Mall house Aduralfy
ondon " married. b
e-tcuarF
N-y frulv -oI-
EWCEDOIdNE 1ELriCOT
oudoa Eng. Sept 1e ttlT
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

ifs praise
Il tripd a new way" said
Betsy. bcaming. Il put a few
goosoberries In 90 flavor H."
"Begorra :" cried Patrick "If
few gooseberries give so good
a flavor 10 IN apple pie. what a
darllnt Of an apple pie Il would
be made O. gooseberries en-
toirelyi"
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

III they arc new SIR Wood
bv replied The fair maid. II
simply dote on them
"Hl, 'he one was going 10
tell you MISS willing. f. not
nov. sand fhe young man n
is. ] night say Miss Willing
NJ Clara The old. old story.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

aaid. was rather similar I'm IFS
extreme minufeness 20 attempt
inr ~ sec The hundredth part
M Tho diameter of a three
peunv BIZ that was a mile
away
zone can see that you're a
Scotsman. rntorted one of his
asr..r...Hr afaa WOULD
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

bother about tho hundredth part of hres-
penny bit mile away
Contain lone. was a very round shouldered
and eccentric officer
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
Laugh Win Us

81 ped the cold perapira'ion from his brow, "srs
yon fond ~ stories
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

in Egpt while practising his
company in OUTPOST duty he
approached ono ~ tho sontries.
VINO failed 90 halt him
-lf4 -sef---s-i-rrrr-- tt1r officer
demanded ~ tho now trembling
sentry tho rnaaon- Mh1- -An-haA-
omitted 20 challenge him.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25
The The
And Advice 10 Investors
~ The Times Prints u, Tire Times Believes y

NHts DEPARTMENT shed light % truth the
lt
~lth have
prorses~ho have nsled or
folns The Tres will net e
lt~lp
preferrea
Aasress
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

Sir David Gil the famous astronomer. was oncs
sr,rbasts. .ug tho extraordinary care and minute.
cnle with which Astronomical observations were
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

y,a say p @
tsrt s@3t ~ q IRE q tn@ p
os-e ead ey aaysrssuert witch appeared a Psas"
rr
Reraet
spec hiess cant oe done I1- 1os-lu j. oi piece wh
month one ug almost speak ~ ta as at cousins and her
Mayrs remedy modhcara = no Oh
couple of sedz poEdeT dsrs"t b. ~ addition of powdered
produces
appearing
ayr adv 81 dose
s
The
h.
~
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

tn. confused ,oldIs. = a ibot S you va; csnsI-
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

"Oh- never mind, George" she interrupted
Even IT. i' a chestnut Im sure never heard &
io on please"
Patrick bad called hs Betsy and she gave
him "A handsome helping az her special make Of
apple pie Patrick was loud In
The Detroit times., 1917-10-25

Nc Haven't -l4eftiEl -. %til]-ttf tire
Detroit went SlI7O9 300 above her
quota. but 10 must he remembercd that
this is only the second time She has tried
70 float a Liberty loan
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-08-10
tco,risAt,
Right

II didn't have no fun at the ..
SIDE" wrote the teacher on the blsck.
board. Nov. children"-turnins d
the class-'Fhow would you correct
that?"
Get a sweetheart" said the littls
boy who should have been in q n.
formatory. ,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-08-10
Khayyamish
The Passing Show.

wouldn't you like to have me sing.
Ing beside you in the wilderness?"
asked the nag.
WELL" replied tho brute. IRA In
favor OF tho wilderness, but ]
shouldn't like to be there"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-08-10
The Difference

what is u Pilgrim" asked Miss
Snitchsnith, Of the Footeville School
for Young Ladies and Gentlemen.
"A pilgrim is q man who travels a
great DEAL" declared one hopeless
youthlet.
"oh, no! Not. quite that. Why,
travel a great deal, but I'm not
pilgrim"
"Yes; but I mean some one good"