The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-01

We were, and In cor1memoration OF
the great affair we held out ten cents
from the wife and invested in "A highly
Interesting and thoroughly inconsistent
booklet under the above title
For an instance: These people win
find Wednesday the most propitious and
profitable day of the week" Our pay
day is Tuesday.
These people. when tired should go
straight to nature. and spend hours in
the great outdoors, gaining what medi-
cine can never give them" We aren't
tired. but unless the grocer and butcher
and landlord realizes the great crime
they are perpetratinE we are going
straight back to nature right
smack back to the great outdoors and
camp there
They are not easily imposed upon
with had luck stories. but intuitively
usually know the truth" Does toting
around q bum check for say 1906 come
In this category?
Mon Of th.s month are 4et gaining
their greatest success unless they have
gained absolute control Of self" An,
aear me. and we started out, as a nero
college lad. to be big league pitcher
These people are not happy alone
80 90 We are at all waking moments
surrounded by tili collectors, vet the
sucoees attained by smooth alIbis af-
fornE q certain happiness.
They are not frank enough with
their friends. secretly worrying about
difficulties that could easily he settled
by mutual confidence" All good and
well Riil. won't you please make that
check OF yours good for s30.257 We
really ought to pay rent once in a while.
Men are not individual enough in
dress and should create a distinct style
~ their own" Wa speak for the ex-
elusive fig leaf rights, angry tailors
to the contrary.
They should not take strong drugs
or have much to de- with physicians"
How about lawyers
Women OF this month should not
work for others. hut should have estab-
ltshments Of their own as coon "a pos
sible' | wonder just whose Wife that
sucker has in mind
Men Of this month should not waste
their time. hut should branch out as
soon as possible "a manager Of r large
firm Hey. anyone need a good man
agcr9
They achieve their greatest success
when their surroundings are tidy" Pos
sibly The general appearance Of a news
paper local room accounts for the won
derful strides we have.
They are fond Of travel and find q
change Of scenery beneficial" Particu-
They ere frequently Incorporate In
eating, This lhtle epeck Of hope was
possibly written prior 70 the present
Misunderstanding and ultimate fracas.
They should try to be original and
do things In their own way, remem ber~
! ing that the world appreciates not a
copyist." We didn't know this column
was so widely read
III they are careful what they ga
they win retain the freshness of youth
80 a remarkable deRree" Meaning, Of
course, Il strict prohibition Of collard
greens
They should. to be most successful
wear brown yellow or blue" That set
Ties It. We are in the maEkst tmonthly
plan) for brown suit. blue socks and
a yellow shirt. Keen a sharp lookout
They excel as newspaper writer's -
/ Hclp' Gimme that dime back You
done gone and spoiled everything.
One Of the linotype operators on thfs
old mouthpieee of humanity In an un-
guarded moment swallowed gold
crown that he had Just paid $3.50 for
| thus cutting his regular grocery bin
about In twain
A eoon aR Kereusky spied General
K1imoT perched on n high horse, ne
snecsed and the general kllmdown