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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
In the Play World
Humor and Sentiment Are
Well Mixed in Out
There"

"Out There by Hartley Manners al
the Globe Theatre. With Laure''e
TAYLOR. Presented by Klaw d Eriahs'
or and George Tyler.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
UNDERGRADUATE GROWLINGS


Moderation rules the land in art one has to
know where to draw the line
Reading would be lot more profitable II all lame
hooks were bound in limp leather.
The course Of true love never led to an A. B. degree
Some men say they can't the pleasure In Kissing
a girl Well no. you can't see it.
We've finally decided to give X late but perhaps COM
foring wedding present He read this column
The Wind
I've often wished
That were
The wind;
Because it must have
Such good
Time
And see
Such interesting sights
When it feels
Frolicsome
And puffy,
And plays around
The cute little
Corners.
The Blessed Knights attention is called to the gentleman VINO
asked senior wins going TO do next year
But there's one consoinR thought ABOUT B'"''""0"'
Thanks; you flied yawnng by your curiosity
We shall have translated last line.
THE YALE RECORD
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

We say Benny Sernberg,-or as the Oldest Cohege
Daily Herald it, Benny Sternberghe champion OF the
volunteer system, believes in CONSUMPTION
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
A SUGGESTION

WHY not introduce principle of unlimited debate into the
army? It would democracy and keep generals from piung
ing privaes ruhlessly into attack!
THOUGHTS THE SUGGESTION
charge for the guns" said General Y
nd galloped ahead
rse to Ike point Of law"
The learned Private SAID
"But they will shoot" said General
nd US full of Lead
most unconstitutional
witty Private said
"Theyre charging us" said General
The private was well
"The caseo Allen versus Jones
hat private said
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

No opv from New Haven is complete without some rem"t"
about our climate And going to quote Prof berdans
cap comment that unusual amount OF weather III
these parts and most of under it all the time
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
FREE ADVERTISEMENTS

If you see it in the Sun, it's So"
IF you see it in The Tribune, it's true"
IF YOU see it in the Telegram, it's Sunday"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
The Coming Tower
De Gustibus Recordicnsibus

The Record edits the Tower to-day
The Boss up New Haven way,
And to minds stuff is spry
Quite fcicitous to die
As frinstancc this rondeau-lay
But is it, or S that the way
All authors feel? We seek reply;
Please tell us. docs the stuff get by
The Record edits:
Whether or no. so much we'll say:
BE how serious gay,
We cyril not Willy
Our speech, with mixmets gone awry-
The rasOns d'cfre of +. p. A
The Record edits!
In case war; which has expression of
uu the Yale Bowl to be used for military drills We wonder
if Carlyle would the soldiers therein contained "he
double barreled game preservers?
Old Mel Price who was secretary to the only Republican
nominee this state who wasn't elected that the only
difference the northern and southern delegations in Con-
gress is in the distance between their cuspdors.
La Toilette, Mr. people pahsts peOpeD,
down.
OLD HOME TOWNS YOU MAY KNOW
The town where Swiss belrnger contributed write
up in the weekly paper.
The town where they a welldressed stranger.
The where people listen to concert by the minister's
daughter who has been taking singing lessons down to the city,
The ticket agent taks the tin from his
Mug tobacco the door of the ticket cupboard
The where everybody dresses up Saturday night
New Haven of course the city they been going
20 build railroad station.
Well we had an New Haven last week and
1851 emwerent busy that they couldn't stop
and drrcked into tenth story window of the
Taft We're not so darned rustic up here after all.
DULCINEA ACCEPTS A BID TO COMMENCEMENT
Oliver:
It was Just ask Commencement and of
course will come I'm excited that don't know how can
o till June hope those horrd Uboats won't get us mixed
I'D in this old would spoil eveythng wouldn't t
foolish but if does going to do
nv Dit as nurse something. Don't you think I'm patriotic!
I'm fqtfuy rushed these days. Our maid went off and got
married so help with the cooking Can you imagine it?
I'm making jelly for dinner tonight and must run and
look at it. More later.
Always,
DEE"
PS Does one wear blue to a Yale commencement? D.
rather original definition of optims that occurred to
Us the other day who finishes out hand of solitaire
when he knows he cannot win.
On the other hand as Of his glove the pessmist
never plays solitaire. There's fun in beating yourself you Know
hazard the suggestion that new WORD
he coined to denote intermediate class which Includes In our
unofficial estimate the civilized the Germans globe
Why not the optipests?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

On the other the said of his glove the pessmis
never plays solitaire fun in beating yourself know
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

La Toilette, who is Mr. to people care pacists
became like Byron famous night Byron afterwards
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

Mel Price, who secretary to the only Republican
nominee this who wasn't elected that the only
difference the northern southern delegations Con-
sress is in the distance between their cuspidors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

His Little Widows contrary 20
general opinion, probably will be seen
at some theatre other than the Long
lcre. The engagement Of William Col
lier at that playhouse has been again
extended.
C. S. X.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

Which causes us hazard the suggestion that word
coined to denote the intermediate class which includes
unofficial estimate of the civilized the Germans say globe
Why not the optpests?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
DuLcINEA ACCEPTS A BID TO COMMENCEMENT

rather original definition of opmist that occurred to
is the other day who finishes out hand of solitaire
when he knows he cannot win.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

The worlds largest theatre party.
measured either way. will attend the
Hippodrome tonight IL will consist
Ct 1900 employees of the United States
Realty Company.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28

In case war, which has become expression Of
fntrty Yale Bowl be used for military drills We wonder
Carlyle soldiers contained "he
double barrelled game preservers"?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-03-28
By WILLIAM FREEMAN

Copyright. 1917. by The Tribune Assoca,ion)
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
The PRESIDENTS ANSWER

President Wilson has turned down
the Pope's peace proposals, and he is
right, unless, as he says, permanent
peace and proper indemnities could
be secured, and this Germany is not
willing to grant. To agree on peace
on any other terms, would be an ack-
nowledgement on the part of the al
lied powers that they feared the out
come, and on account of this fear
would be willing to agree on peace at
any price. 1t would be a realization
on the part of Germany that the sit
uation was hopeless and if she did
sign a peace pact without the provi-
sion which would forever prevent fu-
ture wars, it would mean that peace
time to recuperate her army and re-
sources and in a few years again
strike, believing that she would profit
by the experience gained in the pres
ent war and thus be better prepared
next time to dominate the world
which has apparently been her aspir-
alton. The allied powers are deter
mined that when peace comes it must
be permanent, and to insure this the
reign of autocracy must cease. The
Pope is right in what peace must
mean but he has provided no plans
of bringing it about.
Following is the pith of the presi
dents message to the pope. If any
thing will arouse the latent patriot
ism of some few American people
who are yet apathetic, this brief mes
sage will do it:
"The object of this war is to
deliver the peoples of the world
from the menace and the actual
power of vast military establish
ment, controlled by an irrespOn-
Siblc government, which, having
secretly planned to dominate the
world, proceeded to carry the
plan out without regard, either
to the sacred obligations of
treaties, or the long established
practices and long cherished
principles of international ac-
ton and honor, which chose its
own time for the war, delivered
its blow fiercely and suddenly;
stopped at no barrier either of
law or of mercy; swept n whole
continent within the tide of
blood, not blood of soldiers on
ly, but the blood of innocent
women and children, also, and
the helpless poor, and now
stands balEcd but not defeated
the enemy of fOur-fifths of the
world"
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
SOME POTATOES

w. C. Macy told the Journal man
this week that the prettiest crop of
potatoes he has ever seen was the
twelve acres of Early Ohios just dug
by Ord Wright. The potatoes run
over 100 sacks to the acre and yield
ed one sack of seed to % of markets.
The crop was raised from new seed
and the vines were so small that
many predicted there would be no
yield at all. The spuds will average
over half pound each. Tracy
Wright, using the same kind of seed
as Ord, is harvesting the wonderful
yield of 80 sacks to the acre and no
seed.
1t is going to take the afiidavits of
all the notaries, and the cross-my-
heart word of all the preachers of the
valley to convince people in the east
that our crop reports this year are
not trebly exaggerated.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
ONE DOLLAR A POUND
FOR MEAT ON FOOT

The livestock situation of the
world is alarmingly serious. The
foreign countries at war are being
rapidly depleted of their livestock
and the remaining numbers are not
giving satisfactory returns because OF
the scarcity of animal foods. In this
country, there is reason for alarm
and determined efforts to check de-
pletion of our livestock. Our stock
men for some time have not had
much encouragement. Prices have
been so low that they have not been
sufficiently rewarded for their labor
and expense and the result is that
many farmers have gone out of the
livestock business. Last winter and
spring was the worst for many years.
In some localities, entire herds and
focks were wiped out. The lambs.
calves and pigs that were born last
spring have suffered enormous loss
es because of the weakened condition
of their mothers High prices for an
mal food stuffs have caused many
herds to be dispersed and they have
caused premature marketing of hogs.
cattle and sheep. A large number OF
dairies have been closed and our
breeding stock is being seriously de-
pleted This means that in short
time the United States will suffer for
the need of all animal products.
meat, milk, wool, butter, cheese, and
leather Before the war closes meat
on foot will be worth $1.OO pound
unless steps are taken to check the
terrible depletion that now threatens
the livestock industry of the world.
Because of certain unfavorable eli
matte and soil conditions, the in
crease in the United States must
come largely from the irrigated sec
Ns of the west and that means that
Colorado must do her share. Con-
ditions in our own state also give
cause for alarm.
The Remedy
The state department of extension
work in agriculture urges that silos
be constructed for the preservation
of feed that is allowed to go to waste
and suggests the pit silo as one that
has many advantages and the cost g
very low.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
MONTE VISTA SCHOOLS
START WELL ORGANIZED

Ihe opening of school Monday re-
corded an enrolment of about 500,
which is less than the enrolment at
the beginning of school last year but
is explained by absences on account
OF farm work and other reasons.
The enrolment by grades is as fol-
lows:
Marsh school-Grade 1-22; 3
Il; go; 4-23.
Central School-Grade 1-29: Q
2S; 3-24; 4-31; 5-27; 6-27.
40; S-2S.
Grand Hotel-Grade 5-29; G.
2S.
High School 100. Freshman
class, 40.
The resignation of Miss Steck was
received Sunday and Miss Abbie Cor
lett is teaching the sixth grade at
present.
County Superintendent Carrie
Deitlich is teaching the overflow at
the commercial building, pending
the appointment of a regular teach
err
1t is considered as very fortunate
that the school board was able to Sc
cure the Hotel Grand building this
year as it is not only conveniently
situated but nicely adapted for the
school purposes desired temporarily.
The work of Superintendent Mo-
myer demonstrates his capability in
school organization and with the CO.
operation of our splendid school fac
ulty, school board and patrons of the
school, the Monte Vista schools dur
ing the present term will take good
leap toward the top of the list among
the accredited schools of the state.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
SCHOOL BONDS SELL AT PAR

The $4,000 bond issue for the con-
struction of a new high school build
ing in Monte Vista, has been pur-
chased by Culp & Wagner, bidding
par. The bonds carry five per cent
interest and will be turned over next
Monday. The purchasers are A. w.
Dan Wagner of Denver.
Bids for the construction of the
new school building will be opened
next Monday
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Mrs. l.. r. Price and daughter Ed
ma, Mrs. Reed and children Lawrence
and Ethel, Hugh, Mary and Helen
Beardsley, Marian Edman, Maurice
Tyner and Lyel Kline formed a mer-
ry crowd that have been near the
Ranger station on South Fork for
few days. Mr.. Price, Mr.. Reed,
Olin Beatty and Mrs. Emma Whitta-
ere visited them at camp on Sunday.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
FIRST MEN OF THE DRAFT
INT TO CAMP FUNSTON

M the 0uota for Rio Grande coun-
sve per cent was called to report
| tho Local board for military duty
,d IN be transported to the mobili-
,ior camp at Ft. Riley, Kansas.
rcordingly, two men were sent on
ort as the first to go under the
,an They are James Richard Full
.r and oliver Wendell Wells, both
D4l Norto. On September 10, an
,ber call for drafted men will be
bade, when probably about 16 men
in be reported for military duty.
The following list of men given the
|hyscal examination Aug. 26 and
on the third call from this coun-
have been exempted or discharged
] date
|S4-Jose Simon Lujan, Monte V.
|Sl-Joseph Quintana, Monte Vista
49-Juan De Jesus Espinosa, Cen'r
|l4-Dave Wesley Wheeler, Del N.
'57-Patricio Espinosa, Del Norte
|s5-Max A. Martinez, South Fork
l9-William F. Richards, Monte V.
33-Fred August Miller, Monte V.
72-Bruce Bogart, Monte Vista
ji-Arthur Byron Egan, Monte V.
69-Rupert Lent Knapp, Monte V.
D39-Westel B. Wallace, Monte V.
|9S-Frederick S. McNew, Monte V.
|55-Ernest H. Mueller, Monte V.
|47-Abel Duran, South Fork
|ll-George w. Benigar, Monte V.
|s9-Abel Martinez, Monte Vista
|16-Arthur F. Hubbard, Del Norte
|OO-Roy Small Busch, Monte Vista
|sl-James Henry Hayes, Monte V.
|sS-Redolfo Rodrigues, Del Norte
E5-Ernle S. Station, Monte Vista
F1-Bonifaco Romero, Del Norte
Fl-Louis P. Coolbroth, Center
C. Getz, Monte Vista
ES-Bainbridge P. Sutherland, M V.
F2-Herman John Mas, Del Norte
|6Z-Juan F. Martinez, Monte Vista
|t'-Epimenio A. Armenia, Monte V
|S6-William Arthur Bond, Monte V
|so-Jose lnosinso Samora, Monte V
|i6-Ray Asa Toombs, Monte Vista
|Sz-Loy F. Jones, Monte Vista
|Oo-Glen Arthur Perry Monte V.
|io-Geo. b. Williams. Monte Vista
|VS-George Warren Clark, Monte V
|oo-Arcino Medino, Monte Vista
SS-Jose c. Espinosa, Monte Vista
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

DR.. p. A. Waters, who has just
Joseph's hospital, Denver, has form
ed a partnership with DR.. J. H. Mon
niger of this place and arrived We'd
nesday. DR.. Waters is a graduate of
Boulder and his work is highly com
mended by state surgeons.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
OFFICE OF MARKETS

County Agent E. II. Thomas and
others have been earnestly at work
trying to get the establishment of
the government Office of markets at
Monte Vista again this fall. The lat
Office may be established about the
middle of this month.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Nearly all the potatoes of early varieties in the San
Valley this have been marketed and next week
Few of the late potatoes will be shipped The prices paid
for the early the profit and the qualities
although not maured, were good.
Now before commencing the harvest of late varieties
should the conditions that exist endeavor
help regulate shipments that the very highest market
prices be obtained.
This there four conditions that will materially
affect the potato market during the next two weeks First the
shipments of potatoes Second oversupplng the
back yards Fourth Government reports showing crop
mate to be above normal.
But if grower will face these conditions advise
with dealers before digging and overload the with
potatoes then higher be obtained the
It's the forcing unsod stock the
ke that the to break Thus if digging
uaed for the two that the
piled, every grower will profit by such management
The OF the lots
gardens naturally affects the demand should be
cred in the analysis of these marketing conditions And while
the digging of potatoes the larger fields should systemat
cally handled.
The normal the United
$50 900 bushels and the Government
tember st between 100000 and above
And under normal conditions throughout
this yield would low prices but with
food products high and the demand oodsu
before systematic movement of should
grower receiving profitable prices for his crop.
The proposed of distribution potato shipments
will into effect September 10TH cooperation is
urged of and dealers to make this ONLY
will be and these will be distributed on the
basis of for three growing And
after this date Mr.. o. A. Cramer will distribute cars eau
ably to the growers
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

w. and Mrs. B. A. Gibson and the
p'mers mother, Mrs; NJ. E. Gibson
elurned Tuesday from their motor
'p over the State Highway. They
'Oppeu over at Pagosa Springs, Du-
''"eo ana the Mesa Verde National
ark.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

w. B. Hook and family who form
erly lived near Monte Vista but who
have been spending the past year in
California. have returned here and
are visiting friends for few weeks
before leaving for Denver where they
expect to make their home.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

George Telinde and Wilbur Spen-
GER bought out the Monte Vista Auto
Supply Co, this week Mr. En- Earl
will devote his whole time now to his
new suction-feed carburetor that he
invented.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Mrs. Will Falls and children ar
rived here Thursday morning from
New Hampton, Mo-, where they have
spent the past year. Mr.. Falls has
been here for a month and they ex-
pect to make their home here in the
valley now.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Rev. and Mrs. A. M. Maclean who
have been over to Salida attending
the Methodist Conference, came
home Tuesday evening. Mr.. Maclean
will be pastor of the Methodist
church here another year.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

A deal was consummated this week
whereby Pete Busch purchased the
confectionery store owned by George
Telirde. Pete takes possession newt
Tuesday.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Miss Ruby TicknOr has arrived
from Rockford, Iowa, and will re-
main here indefinitely. Miss Ticknor
is a friend of Miss Ruth Erwin and
expects to teach music here.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Mrs. S. J. Drias who has been
spending the summer with Mrs. E. C.
Harper left Thursday night and af-
ter a visit with friends at Colorado
Springs and a son at Florissant, Colo.
she will return to her home in the
East
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

l.. A. Watson, representing the
Boyle Commission firm of Wichita,
Kansas, is in Monte Vista to buy po-
tatoes this season.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Miss Mabel Gates left Tuesday
night for Fort Collins where she will
remain indefinitely.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

Mrs. j. l.. Freeman returned home
feahesday morning from months
|''N with her mother and sisters at
Utica, Ind.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08
IT'S CATCHING

For exceeding the municipal speed
limit, John SHAFT and Fern Sadler
each contributed the usual amount
Tuesday.
The Monte Vista journal., 1917-09-08

The Farmers Union Associate
II. II. Winchell
The Boyle Company
The Gibson Produce Co.
w. j. Clark
Lilley & Batchelder
l.. X. Hogate.
Arizona republican., 1917-03-29

Gauging the "excrutiating physical
and mental pain and anguish" which
they alleged they suffered as a result
of an accident on Central avenue on
March in dollars and cents, Dewey
Qualls, Mae Tingle and Josie AttaWay
base their claims against A. R. Dear
born ct al in the sum total of sS,400
All of the defendants being under
age, the damage suit was brought by
the parents of the young people, who
CHANGED to be driving in a buggy at
2:30 O'Clock in the morning when the
automobile driven by Mr.. Dearborn ran
into them. The occunants of the car,
j. E. Gurley r. E. Mcdonald, w. A.
Springer. c. z. Standage, C. S. Mines,
and E. B. Hollinger and Macarthur
Brothers are named as defendants
with Mr.. Dearborn.
In the complaint filed by A. S. Haw-
/ kins, it is charged that the automobile
was being driven at reckless rate of
speed and that the accident was the
result of negligence on the part of the
defendant. 1t is claimed that the car
did not turn to the right of the center
of the highway. 1t cites the various
injuries to the occupants of the buggy
when they were thrown to the ground.
Dewey Qualls, who received the great
est injury, is seeking to recover 1890,
Mae Tingle $1,000 and Josie hathaway
$1,000
Arizona republican., 1917-03-29
SAYS
GREAT SCHOOL
BADLY PLACED
Industrial Institution Is
Said to Be Costing State
Too Much Money Because
Of Fort Grant Location

Governor Thomas E. Campbell, who
has returned from a trip of inspec-
ton to the Fort Grant industrial
school, and to the headquarters of
the First Arizona infantry at Naco
is of the opinion that the industrial
school could be better located than at
Fort Grant
He found IS boys and about 10
girls in the school. the sanitary" con-
ditions excellent, and the buildings in
good condition.
The fact that Fort Grant is about
30 miles from a railroad, and that the
soil is not adapted to farming, has
led the governor to believe that the
school could be located in some other
valley to better advantage. He thinks
the Stafford valley would be the idea,
spot.
According to figures which the gov
error has sequestered. it is costing
the counties sending boys and girls to
the school 80 per cent more thar il
should for transportation. The last
thirty miles must be Travelled BY
auto. and the rates are rather high
The governor thinks the present
school buildings and grounds could be
sold for in the neighborhood of $780,
600, and the money used for purchas-
inS and equipping an ideal farm
somewhere else.
1t is the governors plan during the
next two years to gather figures
which will demonstrate to the people
of the state that it would be in the
| interests of economy to move the
| school
Arizona republican., 1917-03-29

million dollars from his grandfather.
He is later left seven million dollars
by his uncle on the stipulation that he
will spend the one million of his
grandfather within one year, without
giving it away, but he must be abso
lutely penniless at the end of the year.
The difficulties he encounters in
dissipating said million forms the plot
for one of the fastest comedies that
has been produced in years.
Mr.. Lorch as a light comedian is
equally as effective as he is in the
heavier stuff and his production of the
piece would do credit to a Broadway
theater
"Brewster's Millions will be repeat
ed tonight and give way on Friday
night to Damaged Goods