Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-03-04
Exposures
BY KlLOWATT-

New YORK TO purchase ne" gowns
and see some of the latest thea
~ trical successes on Broadway. Be-
fore leaving Los Angeles, she was
presented with a dainty pair Of hand jew
eled Chinese anklets. the latest wrinkle In
Los Angeles for feminine decoration, but
they doubtless will not be used in Omaha
until the low shoe season starts, and pos
slbly never with gir.ies who are blessed
with good understandings
C, u. Holah, newcomer to ollaha, and
manager of the local Pathe exchange, pur-
chased a car that he might get better hc-
quainted with this great town OF ours. But
there seems to quite an epidemic OF
autos getting out OF commissi u with the
FINLAND subjects Of late Ohat is for the ones
that can afford them) and Holsh had to
get In on 1t. Going UP q mice" little
hill, the interior OF the car 5cided 1t
would leave. He discovered that Omaha
people are very hospitable as he secured
tho loan OF a basket In which he put the
unruly parts and started for the office
overland. that he might obtain better view
of the surroundings.
The title of Charles Chapiins next pic
ture was announced as The Health Re-
sort" but has been changed 10 "The Cure"
Yo Editor was conspired against a few
nights ago. Being at the Sun theater about
II o'clock. he was convinced by certain
persons, Ed. Horton, Sam and HAIRY Gold
berg, that spin In Hvrtons car would be
conducive to a sood nights rest. 1t was
one Of those nights when the mercury was
about nothing that this crew started on
this eventfui ride. OF cou!s, the air would
be best in the back seat so editor was
there placed Eyes, the top was DOWN.. Ma.
turaly the country air Is more refreshing
30 without word the route led straight
there. No doubt II II. G's hat had not
left his head, the party would now be In
Frisco, but 1t did and this was then the
turning point On the way back TO Omaha,
Neb., something ad to go wrong with the
"whatyoumacallit" on 'he "thingama Jig
and there stopped, many miles from
home and mother, not 10 meni IL the nice.
warm bed. 1t was not thought that any
one else would have nerve enough to
motor on a night like this. so It was IN
animously ag.ut that watch party
would be held and w would set there and
watch the Sun rise. However, after many
long minutes, a car hove into sight, and
II ,rton was deleg. to go to Omaha for
relief Many tours passed and 1t was
noticed by the Eskimos that the Sun was
risin; over yondsr Iii. but jc. upon joy,
II was not the Sun, but Edward Horton in
a relief boat coming ba.k to the rescue.
Moral-Keep awtJ fro. the fellow who
owns an automobile, on winter lights
What would the llo,..s be without
The honeit young farmer?
The country girl who goes to the city.
The Prince Albert col and old headed
canesR
The Vampire who vanps most vampishly?
Sylvanus Smucker has Jone the Elite
Feature Film Company as an expert
thrower Of custard pies.
Sometimes. we feel confident that no
clergyman ever appeared In the movies
without wearing sid.burns.
There was q i. ing man from Virginia
Who said TO his girl, "We'Ii continya
To go to them shows
Where they can't see your lothes,
An II anything busts. l cal. Pinya."
In order that the smallest detail of local
color should not be neglected, stewed
prunes were served In the boarding house
| scene in the drama, "They Met and Then