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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-26

down the poor and less fortunately
situated? If we must shed blood,
why not that of our oppressors, in
stead of our brothers in alien lands
whom we have never seen?
Liberty" has ever been the watch
word of progress and the banners of
revolutions. Let us not forget the tre-
mendous cost at which what little we
have was won and be resolved to
stake our all on making our iIlusory
freedom real - James II. DoIsen,
haywood, III.
THE MAN BEHIND THE SMILE
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-26
POOR MARJORIE! SHE HAS BEEN
TOSSED ABOUT HAPHAZARD

Now poor Marjorie Delbridge is
mixed up more than ever. The juve-
nile court took her away from her
"colored nanny and gave her to
a group of women connected with
the Southern Women's club.
Mrs. Louis Brock, 1926 Cornell
av., who has the child, says that she
should be allowed to keep her. But
the other club members say that the
juvenile court gave her to the club
to pay the expenses of rearing and
educating her.
So Marjorie doesn't know where
she's going to live
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-26

TRIBUNE cRAWFIsHEs IN THE
HENRY FORD SUIT
Is the Tribune beginning to craws
fish on the name it called Henry
Ford?
Tribune lawyers filed answer to
Ford's $1,00O,OOO libel suit in U. S.
district court yesterday. Long ex-
plantations amounting to an apology
and a backdown for. calling Ford an
anarchist" and for printing a false
story about Ford refusing to re-em-
ploy national guard members in his
Detroit shops, stand out in the Tri-
bune's answer. Ford wasn't attacked
as an individual, but as a type of pac-
fist who is a menace to the nations
safety, as the Trib now put it. Per
sonaly, the flivver man is pretty
clean guy, but he's opposed to the
BERTHE Mccormick universal military
service scheme.
If the Tribune prints false story
the fellow who gets Iibeled is expect
ed to deny the story inside of "a
hours. If he doesn't, then he can ex-
pect to be lambasted in an editorial.
It is stated that latter the expiration
of 24shours from the broadcast pub
of the article (of June 23) no
denial thereof had been made by the
plaintiff"
Instead of an anarchist" Ford
now classes with the Trib as ga Sc
rious opponent Of genuine patriot
ism"
1000
POOR MARJORIE! SHE HAS BEEN
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-26

This dapper young fellow looks as
if he might be the perpetrator of
sonnets. He is W. R. Altman and his
speciality is "The Doings of the
Duffs. ,AIlman's humor is kindly, not
cynical. He takes foible and plays
it up to bring smiles, sometimes
even roars. but his caricatures never
bite.
-O-O-
FIRE ARoUSES HOTEL GUESTS
Fire on the third story of Musseys
billiard room, 81 w. Madison, early
today aroused guests at the New
Morton hotel, Hamilton club and the
,Inter-Ocean hotel Little damage.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
Giants T aVOred to Win
by Betting i'm Gotham

By United Press leased Wire
CHICAGO, Scot. 26.-Try
this on your adding machine.
Orders for 100000 seats for
each game OF the worlds series
at cornlskey park. in this city,
had been received today. There
are $4,000 seats.
Thousands OF out-of-town appli-
cants will be disappointed. as the
White Sox management has an
nounced that the homegrown fans
will be taken care OF first" The
one ray Of hope remaining for the
tardy ones Ia the fact that $1,000
pavilion and bleacher seats will be
placed on sale at the park In the
morning before each game.
According 10 the national com.
mission. there amt no such ami.
NAL" as the ticket scalper But
brokers are offering $3.50 for 81 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
BY ALTMAN
By AHERN

corner proved themselves good
deal better sportsmen than many q
the other seconds by taking their
defeat with a smile and without
arguing. despite the fact that Il
was plain they thought they were
entitled TO . draw at least
Charley Davidson battled against
weight and height for four rounds
with Frank Pete. but IL was too
much for him, and he lost the de-
cision.
What promised to be a good
crowd for last nights show -
spoiled by an announcement b
Sheriff Jack Stringer late IN The
afternoon that the smoker had
been called off. After being con-
WINGED. however. that all was fair
and above board. he allowed the
promoters 10 10 ahead. but the
damage had already been done
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
Tucker OutpOints Chet Nen

weight. and Bert Forbes fought a
lively four rounds 20 a draw. The
decision seemed a good one. altho
there we're many present who
thought German had an edge.
Joe mn. now n soldier at Camp
Lewis. was given a decision over
Johnny Moore. Vancouver. y. c..
colored iis-pounder. that was not
liked by a portion OF the crowd
Johnny made a whirlwind finish
that caused many present to over.
look the fact that nm took the
first two rounds. while the third
was even.
The oolored seconds In Moores
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

she made her appearance. She
did not direct Frankic's battle from
the ropes. but watched IL from a
place OF vantage well away from
the ring.
Charlie Moy handled Jimmy
Lewis very easily and allowed him
to stick thru the first two rounds.
Altho II appeared that he could
have finished him at any time. In
the third round. the Tacoma boys
seconds saw that he didn't stand a
chance TO win and ,hrew the
sponge into the ring The Califor
nian had the bout all the way.
Joe German. Oakland feather.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

reserved seats and $3.50 for 81 box
seats And their offers are being
accepted by gentlemen suspiciously
resembling the supposedly extinct
species.
Brokerage houses with New York
connections report the Giants IA.
vorites there at 10 ; and 10 To Z.
but there IL very little betting. fhe
few wagers here are at even money.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

on And Eiri manager. or no girl
manager. Il vas ~ good a battle
as has been staged here for some
little time
Chef. generally his Opponents
master AZ infighting. ~aH even out.
elAHscd at this branch OF the bust.
ness by the lad from Ardmorc.
Okla The fourth round ended in a
whlriwind melee in the center OF
the rims Tucker gave Neff a
harder time. apparently. than any
boNer he has fought In Seattle for
quite a while
Tho girl manager Was given the
blggcHt hand of the evening when
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

Frankie Tucker. brother OF
elizabeth. only girl manager o.
boxer In the world. has a
good manager.
This was demonssrsted last
NIGHT when Frankie shaded
Chef NcH. local lightweight. In
their foyrrourd bout AZ Dream
land Referee Ad Sehaeht.
however. rendered draw yer.
diet.
when the two maln.evcnisr
climbed In. Sister Elizabeth cam
right up Co the rims. climbed 40
whispered something Ia nrothe
Frankie's ear and the battle VA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
PINK MAN rs LOST TO
BROADWAY CREW

Herb Pinkman. brother OF Eddie
the boxer. who was figured on 90
be one Of the stars OF the Broad
way eleven this season. Il not
among those present. having en-
listed with Eddie In the Coast ar.
tillery. Bert Mccain u another
player who figured 10 Dime had he
returned TO the team This fall II
IL hard 10 convince the other
schools. however. that Henderson
Will not turn out his usual good
team for the Pine st Institution
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
TONY FACES HARD JOB
Al LINCOLN HIGH

II has been tough row Tony
Savage. former T. Of W. star. has
had 10 hoe AT Lincoln. He Is a
new man with a new team. but re-
ports have drifted out that he has
lined up a pretty capable bunch of
representatives for Lincoln.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

Sign on a moving stairway nj St
Joe. Mich. Ladies' Raise Skirts
from Under Feet Before Landing. +"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
SOCCER WILL AGAIN
Be ON PROGRAM

A number OF new clubs are CT
pecied TO boost soccer somewhat
this season. Members OF tho
Northwest Association Football
league have held their meeting
and are going ahead making plans
for n hfgger aeaauu than ever
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
ALLEN AND vAsAoRE
LOSE MANY MEN

Coaches Allen and Vashore OF
West Seattle and Queen Anne arc
In the same boat with their rivals
They have both lost many pros
pect candidates. but are hard AZ
work whipping the material at
hand into teams that will do honor
for their schools.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
SMALLER CITIES WILL
HAVE TEAMS ALSO

Reports from the smaller cities
are all 10 the good Beilingham.
Everett. Aberdeen and other high
schools will have teams In the
field which. while they may not be
mp TO the standard OF some OF the
fast teams turned out In tho past.
will know thing or two about
handling the pigskin
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
PUBLIC SCHOOLS SHOW
A LITTLE PEP

American football will not 30
into the discard In the grade
schools. despite the threatening ru.
mofs that have been heard Bat
four schools we're represented last
season. while this year the y. H..
Coo. Summit. Central. intsrlake.
Minor and University Heights have
pledged themselves 10 turn out
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
GdHM's
Comment
on Sports

TN THE FUTURE no boxing viii
be permitted in Seattle unless
held under the auspices OF
club regularly Incorporated under
the laws OF the state OF Washing
ton. and having a gymnasium and
employing a physical director for
the same, according TO Sheriff Jack
Stringer.
Asked about his calling off last
nights show. the sheriff replied
that there had been too much talk
OF crooked work In the local game
and that he had decided 10 call Off
all bouts not held In the clubs own
gymnasium
II was pointed out TO him. how.
ever. thst this would cause a hard
ship on at least one OF the clubs.
a. It's gymnasium, while on a par
with any on the Pacific Coast as
far as equipment Is concerned. was
not designed 10 permit a gather
ins to congregate In t.
Under the new ruling. II appears
that the Elks' club. the Seattle
Athletic club and the Puget Sound
Athletic club. Austin & Salts In.
stitution. will be the only ones al
lowed to put on shows.
IF THE SHERIFF will show a
little more interest In what Is go
ing on In boxing circles In the IN.
ture than he has In the past we.
for one. and there are many. be-
lieve that he will not find things
as black az they have been painted.
He says the game Is crooked.
Very we'll. there are laws that can
take care OF every kind Of crook
edness yet invented. Instead OF
clamping the lid down on some one
who. as far as We have been able
10 find out, has always made an
effort TO keep the boxing game
clean OF gambling and such like. It
seems to MS that II would behoove
the sheriff to harken to the words
OF Napoleon and look before you
leap"
WE BELIEVE that II the sheriff
follows out the plan as outlined to
us and keeps the irresponsible in.
dividuals out OF the boxing game
In Seattle he will hear nothing Of
the crookedness OF the fistic ar.
hereabouts unless II he from these
same ones whom he Is keeping out.
and proof is always a more handy
: factor In proving cases than hear
say.
No one IL more ready 10 clamp
the lid down on questionable box
Ing than the fan himself A couple
OF shows Of the Swedish" variety
and the sheriff won't need to close
them up. the fans will do that very
effectively by refusing to go and
see them.
HARRY ANDERSON IL back
from his training trip and was in
attendance at last nights show
After seeing frankie Tucker, step
around Chef Neff. Anderson stated
that he was very anxious TO get
into the ring with him.
Sister Elizabeth and frankie
will leave for San Francisco Fri
day, but are expected back In the
Northwest again shortly. as they
have bouts lined NJ in Tacoma
and Portland and will come back
here again later In the year.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
Baseball
NATIONAL LEAGUE

A. ~ Louis 9. New York 2.
~ Cincinnati ga, Boston ala.
At PittHburg 2. Philadelphia O.
At Chicago !. brooklyn ..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

~ New York ?, Detroit I.
~ Boston Z. Cleveland 2.
~ Washington g. Chicago 7.
At Philadelphia ?. st. Louis 4.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
COAST LEAGUE

At Los Angeles 9. San Francisco 4.
A. Oakland Z. Salt Lake ..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
FIRST HIGH SCHOOL
GAME ON THURSDAY

Franklin and Ballard will fur.
nish the opener Of the high school
season. They tangle Thursday after.
noon. Open play IL expected to
feature the work Of both OF these
squads Coach Reseberg OF Frank.
lin says he has not the team he
had last year. but that he hopes To
have his lads we'll mp ~ the finish
OF the season. The Franklin men
have shown spirit In their training.
which gives Reseberg high hopes.
Ballard has been working hard.
but what the squad will do IL not
known.
George Roger. considered Ger
tain OF a place on the Franklin
squad. suffered an injured hip In
practice and IL not likely TO get In
the first game
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26
FOOTBALL WILL
BE WITH US
AS USUAL
By Condo

War has no; yet do~ned the
American youth and his grid
Iron ambitions. Despite our
argument with the kaiser. the
old plgssin will have fairly
good year. according 10 reports
from various parts Of the eoun-
try where teams are turning
out daily for practice.
True. the game wlll be PLAYED
In different style this year the
veterans will be lacking. and many
heady and intricate plays will 90
with them In most instances. Such
will be the case with the univers-
ity OF Washington team. at any
rate. says Coach Jump" Hunt.
who will have bis recruits out for
the first work OF the season Fri.
day.
There will be a sprinkllng % old
plsyers-cnough TO hold up the
team. IL Coach Hunt has hts way.
1T will not be a one.man team
In any way" he declared today.
We can get together fine team
II the men show the right spirit"
Archie Carlson. assistant coach,
Is on the Job and has things pretty
well lined up for the first turnout.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-09-26

HARRY ANDERSON IL back
from his training trip and was in
attendance at last nights show
After seeing frankie Tucker, step
around Chef Neff. Anderson stated
that he was very anxious TO get
into the ring with him.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Church Service Directoy

]. w. Elkins, M. E.:
Pageland, lst Sunday at 8: p.
m. and 3rd Sunday $3.50 p. m.
Zion, 3rd and 4lh Sundays at
IL o'clock.
Antioch. End Sunday at IL.
Mt. Croghan. End Sunday at
$50 p. m. and 9TH at s. p. m.
Zoar, lst Sunday, at IL o'clock.
Sunday school at all the above
churches at 10 o'clock.
R. w. Cato, Baptist.
Mt. Moriah, lst Saturday at 3
p. m. and Sunday at IL. Sun.
day school at 10.
Bethel, End Saturday at 8. p. m
and Sunday at II o'clock. Sun
day school at 5 except on 2nd
Sunday.
B. S. Funderburg, Baptist:
Pageland. End Sunday at IL
and 8. and the 4th at s. Sunday
school at 10.
Dudley, End Sunday at and
the 18th at II. Sunday school at
3 except on the 4th when it is
at 10.
r. M. Haigler, Baptist:
Liberty Hill. 1st Saturday at IL
and Sunday at 8. Sunday
school at 2:30 except on the 1st
Sunday at 2.
Mt. Pisgah, 9TH Sunday at 3,
and Saturday at IL.
]. w. Quick, NJ. P:
Pageland. 3rd Sunday at II
and End at $3.50. Sunday school
at 10 except on the End Sunday.
New Hope lst Sunday at II.
Bethesda 9TH Sunday at IL.
Bear Creek 4th Sunday at 4 p. m.
]. F. Hammond, Baptist:
Union Hill lst Sunday at IL
and Saturday at 3 o'clock. Sum
day school at 10. Prayer meet
ing every Saturday n ght.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Stains on Leather.

Ink stains on brown leather can be
removed by a weak solution of oxalic
acid. Apply with a small paint brush,
but only allow few minutes to elapse
before wiping the solution away. Two
or three applications may be necessary
to remove an old deep-seated S.ain.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Daily Thouoht,

Good sense must in many cases de-
ter,nine good breeding; because the
same thing that would be civil at one
time, and to one personS may be quite
other person, but there Are some gen.
eral rules of good breeding that hold
always true and in all cases.-Chester-
field.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Axiom Of Everyday Life.

If person has five lead pencils on
his desk, with one of them pointless.
and at intervals reaches for one pencil
without looking to choose particularly,
nine times in ten he will pick up the
one that has no point.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Frankly Selfish.

We know one thoughtful grandmoth-
er who frankly admits that she spoils
the baby at every possible opportu-
nifty, explaining in her philosophical
way that she knows perfectly well
she'll get the blame for it anyway and
might as well have the fun of doing it.
Columbus (Ohio) Journal.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Optical llluslon.

A freshman in New York university
who was asked 10 write a theme on
his first Impressions of the city began
with this: ''The mosf>smazing sight 1
ever saw was the skyscrapers9of New
York crossing the Hudson river on a
ferryboat." Such optical illusions of
relative motion are not uncommon
e. e. Slosson, in New York Inde-
pendent.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Birds Have Regular Routes.

Migratory birds are said to cross the
North sea by well=defined tracks. The
autumn immigrants fly from east to
west and northwest, their! return in
spring being conducted over the same
lines in a contrary direction. The
first flights occur regularly about the
month later.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Moro Useful if4ess Poetic.

A poetic contaiRutor, recently SUBJ
mitted to northern weekly an effu-
sion, entitled 1.-THE Lay of the Lark"
1t was returned with this editorial
note: Rejected with thanks. Send
a few specimens of the lay Of the hen.
We will gladly accept them"
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21

For Sale at once IA 2 5 acres
LAID part OF which is within
',he town limits; good tenant
house, nearly all in cultivation.
Apply to Land" in care of The
Journal.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Value Of Advertisinu,

From a capital of $4,000 to $685.
100000 in u years through advertis-
ing Is the record of st. Louis cor
poration. The doubter Of the virtue
of printers ink properly distributed
and Of the right quality will find lot
of food for thought in that fact.-St.
Louis Star.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Commercial Value Of Sow Bean

Oil mills on the Pacific coast have
been operating for several years with
soy beans imported from Manchuria
and have found ready sale in that
region for the oil, cake, and other
products. ...--..- 80. .-....---...
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Short Stories In Abundance.

An industrious reader of short stories
has selected 20 as the best by Amer
lean authors Of the 2,7O0 tales pub
lished in 1916 in 70 periodicals. And
these 2,7O0 were probably the pick of
$1,000 or more from which the editors
had to choose. Many are offered, but
few are chosen.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
"An Ego for an Eye"

"Lex talionis" means the law of re-
taliation. 1t provided that the pun
ishment should be the same in kind as
the crime. Thus we have the express
sions. IAN eye for an eye, a tooth for
TOOTH" "Whoso sheddeth mans
blood, by man shall his blood be she'd"
Many other expressions like these are
found in the Bible and elsewhere.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Oil What a storyl

Her father tcomins sud denly into
the room)-"Eh, what Is this2" Her
Lover-"I was telling Miss Budd
story" Her Father-"With your arm
round her waist?" Her Lover-"Er-
yes, sir. 1t was a love story"
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
AIIuslon Distinctly Personal.

"The trouble with you, sir, is-if you
will pardon me for saying so-that you
think nobody is good enough for your
daughter" yes sir, and that is where
we differ so radically. You appear to
think anybody is."-Life.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Good Substitute.

If you are afraid white or ivory
woodwork is too difficult to keep clean,
consider the substitute Of very deep
old ivory. This gives the general eff
feet of white woodwork and does not
show the dirt.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Those Efficient Systems.

Willis-"Bump has a very up-to-date
office" Gillis-"Yes. He has one Of
these office systems where you can find
just what you want when you don't
want 1t by looking where it wouldn't
be If you did want it."-Life.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1917-03-21
Their Limit

He-Look how many wives you hear
Of who drive their husbands to drink.
She-And think of the very few
wives you hear of who can drive their
husbands to work.
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Have a Sudden Enoauement.

Mrs. Exe-'I always telephone Hen
ry when we have company. so he'll
be prepared" Mrs. Wye-"Mercy If
I telephoned my husbahd he'd stay
downtown" Transcript.
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The Lady Spoke Last.

A five-year-old girl and three-year-
old girl were talking. "Tm older than
you," said the boy, elated over the
fact. SAID the girl, swell, I'm newer
than your
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Uncle Eben.

"A >man dat minds his own busi-
ness" said Uncle Eben, "is SO unusual
dat he's liable to find mo- people but
tin in on him dan regular mixer"