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The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10
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| Mr.. w. g. Hart Of Akron spent Sat
urday visiting his friends.
Miss Lucille Gardner is visiting DR.
and Mrs. Brown of Akron.
Miss Rose of Akron is visiting Miss
Florence Osborn.
Mr.. and Mrs George Thompson ant
family motored to Cleveland Sunday
and visited friends.
DR.. H. G. Long, wife and family anC
Mr.. Hart of Akron motored to Nor.
walk Sunday and spent the day with
Mr.. Yanquill. Mr.. Yanquill leaves
in week or two for training camp
DR.. P. B. Long, who enlisted sew
eral weeks ago, was called and he will
leave the 18th for training camp in
Kentucky. DR.. H. G. Long will as
sist in examining the men who were
drafted in Summit county.
Mr.. Frank Osborn, wife and fam
lily visited relatives in Ravenna Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chrisman and family
attended the Chrisman reunion held at
East Granger Saturday.
Mrs. Emma Adams and Mrs. Ross
Adams and family Of southern Cali
fornia have returned to their homes in
Ohio.
Mrs. Griffin and son, Fred, visited
in Sharon Monday.
Mrs. Allen and daughter, Mary, are
visiting in Missouri.
Mrs. Neal is in Akron on North Hill
taking care Of her mother, Mrs. Mar
tin, who is very i'll.
The body Of Vira Allen Of Akron
was taken to Montrose for burial.
The W. c. T. q. will meet the first
Wednesday in September and elect
officers.
Mr.. P. S. Hammond attended the
funeral of Mrs. bacon last Thursday.
Mrs. bacon was 68 years Of age.
Mr.. Rollandus Myers who is very
ill with liveA- trouble has gone to East
Liberty to liv e with his daughter,
Mrs. Emma Scholley.
Mrs. Criscilla Volenburger from
Colorado Springs, Mrs. Lizzie Brown
of Canton and Mrs. Emma Hershey Of
Akron spent Sunday at Mrs. Solmon's
Mrs. Patton's house burned to the
ground on Tuesday Of last week. The
cause Of the fire is not known. The
house was insured.
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10
FARMS
BEST BARGAINS IN MEDINA CO.

Ill A. farm, fair location, level land,
fairly good buildings, good house
with slate roof, fine orchard, good
never-failing water; will accept an
offer on quick sale Of $4,000.
127 A. farm on main cement road,
good buildings, close to good mar
ket and thriving town, slightly roll
ing land, 20 acres of good timber,
the farms on each side of this could
not be bought for $1O0 per acre;
and this one is offered for $65, and
will accept an offer Of $50.
A fine 20 acre farm with fine house,
fair barn, fine peach orchard, plenty
Of fruit Of nearly all kinds, good
water, the soil iS the very best, To-
cation is close to the G. S. w. & G..
electric line; the price is right.
These are real bargains and must be
sold; better see me at once if you
want farm.
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10

WANTED rs March or April Bar
red Rock puliets. Box x, Sentinel,
Medina, 2. 1w
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Cali us for bids on your wheat, we
are in the market to buy it.
REMEMBER We sell feed for hogs,
cattle, horses and poultry. Why not
club with your neighbor NOW and
ret a CARLOAD OF COAL? Let
us figure with you before you buy,
we will furnish it for you as cheap
SEE US FOR PRICES ON
GROUND LIMESTONE for fall use.
Fertilizers are so high, why not use
LIME this fall?
We have on hand, one nearly new
Zone Minute Washer" with power at
tachment. 1t goes to the first buyer
for $7.0O Come in and see the New
Fairday Twin Washer, power or cleo
trio. Gold Thread Flour, also.
c. w. CARLTON, CHIPPEWA LAKE
Chippewa Cash Elevator
O. w. CaE1t0as Freph
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KING ALCOHOL AND KAISER
From Gov. Arthur Capper's Adj

hlNG ALCOHOL AND hAlSER
(From Gov. Arthur Capper's Ad-
dress at Kan. w. C. 7. U. Con.)
If we let King Alcohol support and
aid the kaiser in this war and permit
them to fight side by side, the Ameri-
can people may see another Valley
Forge in which the whole nation, not
merely the army, will suffer.
Uncle Sam gets three hundred mil
lion dollars of the dirtiest money the
world ever saw as his share of the
revenue every year from traffic
which costs him not cent less than
five billion dollars. And we have
statesmen (?) who wonder how we
can possibly get along without this
revenue, the bribe paid by the liquor
interests for the privilege of de-
bauching one hundred and three mil
lion people-If it canl
Let me try to give you some idea
of what Uncle Sam permits the booze
business to do to him in return for
this bribe.
It is the cause of rs per cent Of the
nations crime, of go per cent Of all Of
its destitution. That alone is fear
full indictment of this national curse
It also is the cause Of so per cent oi
all Uncle Sans detectives, the child
rem born simpleminded or defdrmed.
1t makes crazy 30 per cent Of all
his insane.
It causes every year the death oi
100000 drunkards and makes 100000
new drunkards out Of Uncle Sam,i
boys and young men. s
\ It ruins every year $4,000 of his
girls.
It makes orphans every year Of 80.
900 of his children. n
It causes the murder every year u
5000 wives. You read of such cases
almost daily in the newspapers. 3
It sm0thers every year $500 babies
through the carelessness Of drunken,
besotted parents.
Il It does all this and more TO tha
nation every year that Uncle Sam NAV
get this three hundred millions ~
blood money which cost him i've 3D.
lions.
The yearly cost to the nation IN The
price Of the liquor consumed Is two
billions Of dollars. The yearly cost
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10

NOTICE OF CANDIDACY
/ am a candidate for Marshal Of Me-
dina village on the Republican ticket,
subject to primaries, to be held Tues
day, August IA, 1917.
40-2 ALBERT L. SEDGWICK.
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10

$3,501 $40 $4,142,530
A gain for 1917 of $640,89O.
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10
SOUTHEAST MEDINA co.
SOUTH MoNTvILLE

Haying is not over yet in this vicin-
ity.
Wheat is about all housed as thresh-
ed. Mr.. d. d. Bixler threshed 21h
acres and got 35 bushels per acre,
and z acres Of the 211S went "A bush
els per acre.
Oats cutting in full blast.
Apples are scarce, but potatoes are
fair crop. l's
The writer had early sweet corn,
home grown, on Saturday for supper.
Can anyone beat it?
The Medina sentinel. [volume] (Medina, Ohio) 1888-1961, 1917-08-10

WOOL WANTED BY J. "A. GTEBE'T.,
Liverpool, o.. Valley City. =. Q. SOH
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CORPORATION VALUES
INCREASE OVER 1916

Below is given a list Of the incor-
porated companies, public utilities and
telephone companies of Medina couny,
and Incorporated companies outside,
but holding property within the coun-
lty, showing the valuation of each re-
spectively for the years 1916 and 1911,
and the net gain to the county, over
the former year, as prepared BY Coun-
ty Auditor McNeal.
Incorporated Companies in the County
1916 1917
$1O,4SO Seville Milling Co. $4,000
$2O,3OO Horr- Warner Co. $16,32O
$11,410 Medina Farmers Elk. S18 800
$3.50 Medina Machine Co. $14 ,43O
$1,000 Kennedy Warner Co. $1,000
$3O,790 Warner-H Hemmeter $50, $40
$26,65O The Wads. Salt Co. $28,95O
$1,000 The Ohio Salt Co. $3.50
$3.50 The Sedgwick Co. 81, ,27O
81 900 Monosmith Bros. $4,000
$2,48O Union Chain & Mfg. co. $4,000
$246,260 Ohio Injector Go. $287, lilo
Sharon Center Can. Co. $3.50
$3.50 Medina Theater Cd. $3.50
1851 ,O2O Ohio Match Co. $1,182,550
81, ,75O Wads. Coop. Store CO. $2,44O
81, 1929, ,44O Ohio Farm. ms. $2,OO5, $50
$34O Hallock Engineering CO. $500
$500 Spencer Metal Prod. Co. $32,270
$1,000 Hilliard & Curry Go. 12,7OO
Overholt Mach. Co. S1D,3OO
$241 ,260 The A. |. Root Co. sos, ,76O
$18,67O Henry-Miller Fdry. $50, ,25O
$25,26O Wads. Brick & Tile $SO,77O
$4,14O Blough Remedy Co. %,88O
Broad st. Gar. & Auto Co. $50
$1,000 Allen & Hartzell Agcy. $3.50
$3.50 Abrams Orton Mfg. Co. $9,27OI
81, 1,29O Wads. Tire & Supply Co. 81, $50
$57O Wads. Aluminium Co. $3.50
500, ,29O Wads. Lumber & Mfg. $2S,5OO
$7,75O Medina Gazette Co. $4,000
$3.50 Medina Mar. & Granite Go.
$2,24O
$9,44O Valley City Milling CO.
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Public Utilities

Public Utilities
1916 1917
$4,000 Ohio Gas & Elec. Co $63, $3.50
$54,440 East Ohio Gas Co. 81, $40
$439, ,210 Ohio Fuel Supply Co $522, $50
$219,76 Medina Gas & Fuel CO
$4OS, 800
$357, APO Logan Nat. Gas & Fuel
$404, 800
$8,280 Lodi Electric Light $3.50
$4,000 Sharon Spring Water $4,000
$803, ,1S0 Cleve., S. W. & G. Ry.
1921, 210
$187, 300 N. o. Tract. & Light $214, ,73O
$914,950 Buckeye Pipe Line $936,360
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$3,021 900 $3,433,320
A gain for 1917 of $412,290.
Telephone Companies

Telephone Companies
$19,98O Central Union $26, 400
$19,53O Bruins. Independent $19,530
$1,000 Chatham Farmers Nut. 1890
$110 Daylestown Telephone 500
$57, 800 Medina Telephone Co. $53, $40
$21 ,4S0 Medina Co. Far. Tel $21, 1870
$77, 800 Ohio State Telephone $77,610
$87, 800 Ohio Tel & Telegraph $94 $3.50
$1O7, ,S20 Star Telephone Co. $109,970
$4,000 Spencer Telephone $4,000
$3.50 West Richfeld Telephone $3.50
$500 Wellington Telephone $530
$23, ,72O Western Union Teleg. $24, ,760
$3.50 Elyria Southern, Telep. $270
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
HUMAN BODY AS AN ENGINE
Keeps Itself in Repair and Constantly
Maintains an Even Temperature
Throughout Four Seasons.

To burn the fuel in a gasoline en-
CINE it must be carburetted or mixed
with air and an electric spark must be
applied to ignite the mixture. In the
human engine the process Is much
more elaborate, since very wide va
riety of crude foods is taken, refined,
reduced to fuel and burned Slowly. A
gasoline engine may be termed a
quick combustion, high-temperature en-
CINE, while the human machine is a
low-temperature and slow-combustion
engine, which not only produces ener-
gy from Its food, but lubricates itself,
keeps itself in repair and constantly
maintains an even temperature
throughout the four seasons.
A man could not digest gasoline, nor
could a gasoline engine run on butter.
Nevertheless, the two classes and
functions merge into each other.
Science shows how alcohol is Curl
Gus illustration of this fact. An in
ternal combustion engine could be run
on alcohol and 1t is known that this
fluid can be burned In the human body
also, producing a vast amount of vio-
lent energy which is equivalent to that
obtained in a gasoline engine when
the throttle is pulled wide open and
there is no load to carry. Physicians
say that drunkenness is, In effect, rae
Ing the human engine beyond speed
limits.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
ORIGIN OF THE TOTEM POLE
Was Erected to Bear Emblems Which
Usually Were Animals. After
Which Tribes Were Named.

Before people had individual names,
the savage people who lived in clans
or tribes referred to themselves in the
name Of some natural object, usually
an animal which they assumed as the
name or emblem Of the clan or tribe.
These names never applied to one indi-
yidual more than another, but only to
the clan or tribe, so that everyone In
n tribe which had taken the "wolf" for
Its emblem was known as "Wolf," says
the Book of Wonders.
Later on they began to distinguish
individuals by giving them additional
names characteristic of the individual,
such as Lonely Wolf" "Growling
Wolf" or other names. The name Of
this animal was then the emblem of
one tribe. They, therefore, placed this
emblem upon their bodies, their
clothes, utensils, etc. Through this,
these emblems also became at times
ideals of worship, and'so they erected
poles upon which their emblems were
engraved. The word totem is North
American Indian word, meaning fam
lily token" The tribes called them
selves after animals from which they
believed themselves descended.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
NORTH BOUND

Train H. leaving Index So A. makes connection K
L. Louisville Winchester
Junction at 10 o. and due arrive Lexington This also
makes connection Jackson with train for Hazard and Mc2obe
L. No Lexington Clay City
rent makes connection O. X Junction with train No. 49, due Camel
City II SO a m, Caney IL Is and Index IL SOP m.
Returning Index Camel City
X L. train No 45
Maoney Clay City, arrive Lexington Passengers
who old Mony and Winchester
should take this
N No Lexington Winchester running
Irvine and Beatvl X with K
20 due to arrive Camel City at 15p m.
This arrangement
City from both Lexington Mobe
ton for Index, Caney and other Cmey Valley points
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Busy Neighbors.

Hello, Lizzie! / haven't seen
you lately. Where are you now?"
Got a situation in Mudhurst. {"
I'm Mudhurst? Isn't lawful
ly slow there?"
Slow" replied the second
girl, with a laugh. The house
I'm in is at a crossroad; there is
a church at the next corner, a
fire station right opposite and a
police station at the fourth cor.
ner. Yesterday there was Q
grand funeral at the church, the
fire brigade was called out three
times, and two men were run II
by the police, all in one day
And the couple I'm living witt
are always quarreling. No,
shouldn't call il slow. Eek.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16

and the Alliance and the Pallas he
was swooped down upon by the fiotll-
la under Captain Pearson which was
conveying a merchant fleet. Jones
prepared to meet the enemy as best
he could. The British guns had long
range and Paul Jones determined to
fight close. He brought his ships up
to the enemy until the muzzles of his
guns came in contact with the enemy
ships. Then ensued one Of the most
frenzled conflicts in the history Of
naval battles, continuing from seven
to ten in the evening. Paul Jones
position was desperate in the extreme.
His ship was so shattered that only
three guns remained effective, and he
then assalled the enemy with hand
grenades which falling into the
Scraps soon set her on fire. At
length her magazine blew up killing
all near II. Pearson commanded his
officers who wanted TO surrender to
hoard the Richard which was also
now ablaze In several places. But
Jones and his men received them so
warmly that they retreated. Pearsons
crew was killed, his guns unmounted
and his ship on fire and there was moth.
Ing else to do but surrender.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Making 1t All Right.

An old lady who had been in
troduced to a doctor, who was
also a professor in a university,
felt somewhat puzzled as to how
she would address the great man.
Shall l call you doctor or
professor? she asked.
"0h, just as you WISH" was
the reply. "Asamatter of fact,
some people call me an old idiot. +"
Indeed" she said sweetly.
"But, then, they are people that
know you. "-Tit-Bits.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Prolonging 1t.

Two English workmen were
discussing the war.
It'll be an awful long job,
SAM" said one.
1t will replied the other.
You see these Germans is
takin' thousands and thousands
of Russian prisoners and the
Russians is taking thousands and
thousands of German prisoners.
If it keeps on, all the Russians
will be in Germany and the Ger
mans in Russia; and then they'll
start all over again, fighting to
get back their 'omes. Tit Bits.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Old "Suoar Maxim"

It must have been busy, hard time
for our elders. those old sugar maxim
days, but we never heard sshem CON-
plain. Maybe they liked 1t, hard work
and all, as break in the monotony of
long, dull winter on the farm that
was away back from the main travelled
road. The old sugar house dlsap-
peared long ago, and the grand old
trees are gone. too. The big level corn
field Of today gives no hint Of past
joys, but some Of US can close our eyes
and reconstruct grandfather's farm
and when we have put the old grove
back in its proper place, with the road
winding up through 1t, past the old
sugar house, to the quaint old steep
rooted house with Its ever waiting look
Of welcome, and when the picture IL
complete, along with all the other JOY:
of going to grandfather's, we can ever
taste the taste of real molasses thai
came from trees.-Indianapolis News
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Sacrifice Sale.

The W, j. Seitz property on
Main street has recently changed
hands and is now offered for sale
at a little over two-thirds of its
real value, The property con-
sists of a large lot, commodious
modern dwelling with bathroom
and water works. Another build
ing on the corner of the lot
which can be used for either a
business or dwelling house.
Barn and other outbuildings.
This is one of the most desir-
able pieces of property in West
Liberty and can be bought at a
great bargain. Apply to
Courier, West Liberty, Ky.
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Quick.

Grandpa" said she, Il saw
something so funny running a.
cross the kitchen floor without
any legs. What do you think it
was?"
Grandpa thought and thought,
but at last he had to give it up.
What was it?" he asked.
"Water!" replied the little
lady, triumphantly.
Exchange.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
The Wrong Signal.

Mrs. Coady saw the street car
approaching just as she left her
house. AS she was in a great
hurry to get down town, she
frantically waved her hand to-
ward it. 1t passed her, but
halted just below at the corner
and she ran to get it.
why didn't you stop at once,
conductor" she asked angrily,
when you saw me waving my
hand?"
"Gee!" exclaimed the man.
II thought you was THROWN
kisses at me!"-Ex.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Made Great Discovery.

The antiseptlc properties of faylne
were discovered by DIR. G. II. Browning
and his colleague at the Bland-Sutton
Institute of Pathology, the Middlesex
hospital. "Flavine is dlamiho-methyl'
acrldlum chloride, which was originally
prepared by Benda at the desire Of
Ehrllch." II is a product of coal tar
and is akin to the substance used for
polishing brown leather. The late Paul
Ehrlich had It prepared for another
purpose, and II was reserved for Doc
tor Browning to make one Of the great
est discoveries in chemico.therapy.-
London Morning Post.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Cash Payments Hurt His Credit.

A story is told in the business world
of a man who, paradoxlcally enough,
could not get charge account in Il
certain department store because he
always paid cash for his purchases at
the butchers, the grocer's, etc. Appli.
cation for an account was made at the
store in question, and in due time the
usual inquiries were made. Everything
seemed to be going along swimmlngly
until 1t was discovered that in his
neighborhood purchases the man had
always paid cash. The question i'm.
medlately came up in the mind Of the
credit man as to why the prospective
customer should want to buy dry goods
on credit when he paid 'ready money
for meat, groceries and sundrles. This
coupled with the fact that the mar
had never asked any store for an &C
count before, led to his being refused
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
The Higher Law.

Your case would have been
stronger, Mr.. Mcclure, said the
lawyer, IF you had acted only
on the defensive. But you struck
first. If you had let him strike
you first you would have had the
law on your SIDE"
YES" said Mcclure. "Opd
have had the law on my soide,
but Old had him on me stomach.
Chicago Daily News.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Something Else.

TIE young man waited ner-
kvously in the reception room for
the wo nan to appear. He had
been sitting there, twidling his
thumbs, for half an hour. Finally
o step was heard in the hall and
he arose to his feet expectantly.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
May We Pay Your Taxes?

Under the new tax laws of Kentucky, money on de-
post in bank is taxable at ten cents per $4,000 If not
deposit in bank is subject to same tax as other per-
sonal property
At meeting Of the directors of the Morgan County
National Bank Of Camel City, KY, July 49, 1917, the fol-
lowing resolution was adopted: "The Morgan County
National Bank will pay taxes deposits of regular Gus
TONER'S and make no charge therefor"
Assessment made deposited your money
not required to be listed with the Assessor.
Capital and Surplus 100000 Morgan County National Bank
Deposits. 100000 By Custer JONES' Cashier
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16

the triumph won
against great odds
by Capt. Paul
Jones, In whose
v e ins, although
not an American
but a Scotchman,
there flowed blood
staunch and true
to the American
cause Of liberty.
w lille of the
coast Of Scotland
with the Bon.
homme Richard
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Wise Boy.

The old gentleman was visiting
his son at school.
Run out with this" he said,
giving his son a coin. II took a
taxi. The taxidermist is wait
ing for his fare. "
Taxi driver, not taxidermist,
father" said the youth.
"A nice distinction" said his
father placidly.. Zone skins
animals, the other skins humans.
Exchange.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
More Approprlate,

"Your hired man, out there under the
tree, is most picturesque figure" said
the stranger with the flowing necktie,
81 should like to paint him; and"
"Sartin y replied honest Farmer
Behtover, paint him all We want to-
But 1t would do him more good to sand.
paper him. He is petriaed. kansas
City Star.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16
Information Desired.

The lecturer had been describ-
ing some of the sights he had
seen abroad.
There are some spectacles, 1"
he said, that one never forgets. 4"
Il wish you would tell me
where | can get a pair" exclaim-
ed an old woman in the audience.
II am always forgetting mine. "
Exchange.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16

Wlfe-What is meant, John, by the
phrase carrying Goals to NewcastleT
Husband-lt is u metaphor, my dear,
showing the doing of something that is
unnecessary.
Wife, don't exactly understand
Give me an iIlustration-a familiar
one.
Husband-Well, II was to bring you
home book entitled How to Talk"
that would be carrying Goals to New
cnstlel
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-ietye

gently visited his
lsin." The man
:, wishing to explain
Inc metropolitan life,
'tainly have been hav-
the last few days.
we autoed to the
Club and golfed until
Shen trolleyed back to
= danced until morning."
.untry cousin was not to
iped in the least, and be-
ling of some of the pleas
Of the simple life.
We have had pretty good
hes here, too. One day we
ggied out to Uncle Ned's, and
out to the back lot, where
Aseballed all the afternoon.
he evening we sneaked up
the attic and pokered until
orning."
A sturdy old farmer who was
listening, not to be outdone,
took up the conversation at this
point and said:
II was having some fun about
this time myself. muled out to
the cornfeld and gee-hawed un-
til shutdown. Then | suppered
until dark and piped until 9
o'clock, after which | beadstead-
ed until the clock fived, after
which l breakfasted until it was
time to go muling again. y
Masonic Home Journal.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1917-08-16

But it was not the woman; it
was her maid.
Il say" said the impatient
young man, what keeps your
mistress so long? Is she making
up her mind whether she'll see
me or not?"
No SIR" answered the maid,
with wise smirk. 1t isn't her
mind she's making up."-Ex.