The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1917-07-12
A Breach Of
Discipline
Bv JAMES BRAINARD

IOT Va OAANSAS
army for the great world war tns
obsolete In military science has been
discarded and the men are drilled In
trench warfare. including grenade
throwing, the wearing Of gas masks
and all such devices Of modern war
fare. There Is one fort where recruits
we're drilled which can hardly be said
to have fulfilled these conditions. That
is Fort A., located In the west.
Fort A. had been turned over to
the army as a st0tion for the drilling
of recruits for the great world war
The commandant. Colonel Whittlesey.
an officer of the regular army, VINO
had grown gray in the service and had
added with each year something to his
stock Of army discipline, treated new
corners and old Corners alike, eXactlng
from each the same rigid observance
of attention to the army regulations.
There must be guard mounting In
the morning, dress parade In the after
noon, tattoo In the evening and taps
at bedtime. The soldiers were drilled
to march, countermarch, load and fire,
In accordance with the manual Of arms,
and otherwise conform to customs the
colonel had learned some fifty years
before at West Point.
What use the men were to make of
these observances In the trenches In
France probably the colonel had not
considered. Soldiers had been prepar-
ed for war by being thus drilled from
time immemorial, and 1t had never oc-
Cured to the colonel that any other
way Of drilling them would suffice.
He forgot, If indeed he ever knew, that
General Braddock with his trained
British regulars had suffered defeat
from Indians and had only been saved
from humiliation by Virginia militia
that had never learned the evolutions
laid down In the books on tactics He
forgot that General Gibles at New Or
leans. commanding the best drilled
troops in the world, had been slaugh-
tered by General Jackson's squirrel
hunters from Tennessee and Kentucky.
There was one ceremony of ancient
and honorable. standing about the OBJ
was very particular. The colors must
be daily raised and lowered ut the FIR
ing Of the morning and evening gun.
There was no likelihood Of the men pay
ing attention to this ceremony In the
presence Of an enemy occupying par
allel Zigzag trench to themselves, but
the colonel considered it one of the
ways to prepare them for this warfare.
and IL the gun was not fired twice a
day on the minute of sunrise and sun
set woe betide the culprit whose duty
1t was to attend to the matter,
Now, 1t so happened that Colonel
Whittlesey, who was widower was
attentive to widow, Mrs. Eleanor
Andrews, whose son was being trained
at the fort, and the lady was staying
with the wife of one Of the officers on
duty there. Nevertheless his courtship
did not prevent him from being watch
full of the neglect of any Of his favor
ite observances.
Mrs. Andrews had tiny poodle no
bigger than large rat. and 1t was
questionable, should she be obliged to
give up either the poodle or her mar
tial lover. which she would surrender
The colonel seemed to realize this, and
1t was generally Admitted that Zip, the
poodle, was the only living thing at
the post who could violate the coloners
orders with impunity.
The only up to date arrangement on
the premises was the contrivance for
the firing Of the morning and even
ing gun. A wire had been stretched
from the gun to room which con
tanned an electrical battery, and key
had been introduced to make the cur
rent which fired the gun No one was
admitted to the room except the officer
charged with the firing OF the piece at
the specified time morning and even.
Ing
One day after luncheon Mrs. An
drews, having a headache and not
wishing to have her poodle, desired
some place In which to shut him IN.
She sent word to the colonel asking
permission to put Zip in the gun firing
room. The colonel would not have ac-
coded to the request had It come from
any one else, but dared not DENY the
Lady Of his love. He ordered the kew
to the room to be sent to her, and Zip
was prisoner In the gun room.
Evening gunfire was at Z O'Clock and
minutes on that day, sunset occur.
ring at that hour and minute. Zip wa,
placed In the gun room at 2 O'Clock. n nd
at fifteen minutes past a boom was
nearu mat sent a wave OF consrerna.
ton through the dungeons of Fort
The colonel was falling asleep over his
after luncheon cigar. Springing to his
feet, he rushed from his quarters to see
who had dared fire the evening gun at
the beginning Of the afternoon. He
met the officer charged with the oh.
servance hurrying to the gun room, and
the two went there together.
There was Zip hopping about ON the
electrical machine, and at the very mo.
ment of their entrance he sprany "a
the key.