The Redwood gazette., 1917-04-04

RIGHT. provided it contains and restrains
a sufficiently large number of porkers.
The only though. that mars the JOY OF
approaching spring is that housecleanlng
generally arrives with the robins.-Ex.
Everywhere secret service men are al
ter the men who by seditious talk, threats,
etc. are trying to undermine American
patriotism, prevent enlistment, etc. Here's
hoping they get them all
Clerk of Court Weldon has made his
yearly statistical report, showing that
Redwood County has had 542 births and
,152 deaths within the past year. That's
a healthful and hopeful proportion, say we
Renville County is learning, through the
Bird Island Union, of some alleged work
by some of it's county officials, said work
being pretty awful rotten. We hope the
Union has misstated our neighbor's case
Good looking young girl, 19, can shed
real tears at Will, desires position IN pic
tures," reads an advertisement in Bill
board. What has poor Will done that ne
should have "real tears" shed at him?
Don't forget to plant your sweet pea
seeds on Good Friday. The planting place
may now be covered with a three-foot
snowdrift, but you must get them IN &C
cording to tradition just the same.
Frand Day says Congressman Ellsworth
is squarely, fearlessly "drastically' dry.
That's even drier than bone dry, we sup
pose. What a thirst Mr. Ellsworth must
have developed before he reached his lit
tie old home oasis, Mankato.
A Wabasso citizen praises his auction
eer in the columns of the Standard, clos
ing his remarks with the statement, Il
was well satisfied with the outcome" We
always supposed it was the income from
auctions that were of prime Importance.
The Sleepy Eye Herald-Dispatch got
out an Easter advertising edition that was
all to the good The fact that the Dispatch
now has the help of a former member OF
the Gazette force, probably accounts for
the excellence. (Now watch Brother Dool-
ey's Irish bubble up-and the things he'll
say at usD
One of our worthy exchanges has
suggested that it would be only par
tial return for many favors extended
if all of the churches were to get to-
gether and work week for the news
PAPERS. That's a new idea.-Mesaba
Ore.
And such a nice enc!
'Mayo Physicians Find Serum for Par
alysis." Headline.
And now is the time for the astute state
legislature to get busy and pass law
the Mayos from using this
serum. within the state borders. To be
in it's treatment of the Mayos,
the legislature must do this.
'.The politics of cur fathers" like their
Faith, is plenty good enough for us and
for that reason we hate to see the people
IF Minnesota set agog by a League with
a policy, which, on the very face Of it, is
Just plain bunk "Pay me sixteen dollars
and ri tell you how to vote" doesn't sound
ike principle that is going to set right
Ill the political wrongs in the world, does
t?
A sheet called the labor REVIEW
published sowhere in Minneapolis, has
been coming to the Censor Office for
sometime, but why, we do not know.
It sounds to us pretty much like
cousin to the Appeal to Reason" At
any rate, we like it not. t.."-Vesta
Censor
When you find way to stop it Harvey,
,lease let us know We haven't found a
cal good way yet.
It is suggested, by the soldier boy of