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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08
Comparative Expense

A significant feature of the meeting
of the hotel men was the statement of
nearly every hotel man present that
can be satisfactorily fed under the Eu-
ropean plan at so per cent. of the cost
of the American method.
The subcommittee also took up fur
Their the matter recommended last
week, the urging of town and county
committees on food production to APP
point sub committees of women to
conduct demonstrations of canning
and preserving.
decided upon to be held at Waterville
on Wednesday. June 10. at 2:30 p. m,
along similar lines to the one recently
held at Augusta. A. NJ. G.. Soule of the
committee, who is the chief of the bu-
reau of inspection of the department
of agriculture, will be one of the
speakers and will assist in conducting
the demonstration.
The session of the Statewide sub
committee on food production and con-
servation will be held on Friday of
number of matters which are sched-
uled to come before it, will be entirely
an executive session.
Among the well-known hotel men
present were: J. Henry Rines of the
Congress Square Hotel. Portland; j.
S. Maher of the Lafayette Hotel, Port
land: H. E. Thurston of the New
Chase House. Portland; w. H. Cook OF
the Elmwood Hotel, Waterville; Will
bur T. Emerson of the Augusta House,
Roland G. Lynn of Hotel North and
Waldo A. Judkins of the Lawrence
House, Augusta: r. H. Haines of Ho-
tel Coburn, Skowhegan: NJ. M. Tarr
of the Exchange Hotel, Pennington;
+. l.. Blinn of the Eagle Hotel Bruins
wick: E. w. Milliken of the Stoddard
House, Pennington; F. L. Larkin OF
the Elm House, Auburn.
j. Henry Rines of Portland said that
if prices continued to advance for the
next three months as they nave IN
the past three months all of the hotels
would be obliged to adopt the Euro
pean plan. He said that while many
food products had advanced from loo
to 500 per cent. in their prices the no.
tel charges had increased but ABOUT
10 per cent over last year He SAID
that probably the European plan would
keep some of the summer Vlsltors out
he could not see how the hotels coulo
get by any longer on the American
plan.
Roland G. Lynn. proprietor of Hotel
North, Augusta, said that ne would
have to close his dining room II ne
was Obliged to return to the Ameri-
can plan. He had tried the European
plan but a few weeks but everyone
seemed to like. it.
w. H. Cook of the Elmwood Hotel
OF Waterville said that he had inter,
viewed from 800 to 400 commercial
men and found that all of them were
perfectly satisfied with the European
plan. He had had it in operation IN
his own hotel for the past fve weeks
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Mrs. Stephen w. Carr and Mrs. Hen
ry +. Cornish of Bowdoinham arrived
Thursday for few weeks stay at the
Augusta House.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Otis Parmenter of Dorchester,
Mass. is visiting his brother, Henry
Parmenter of Oak street, and his sis
ter, Mrs. Edison Worthing of State
street place.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

l.. S. Young. tel 5S8, has today, sal
mon and kennebec shad. also macker-
ell. fresh herring, cusk, butterfish, fin
anhaddie.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Register of Probate Ralph W. Leigh
ton has returned from a several days
visit at his old home in Mount Vernon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Dancing at the Nautical Garden on
Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Mr.. Doucette. who is well known as a
pianist in connection with the banjo
orchestra iune7d3t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Fresh tulips csc doz., Mrs Will
Chase. sc Middle street. Tel connec-
ton. june8 9
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Gannett and Mr.
and Mrs. Roy Bodwell are at Rangcly
Lakes for weeks fishing.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Miss Mildred Doe of the telephone
exchange is confined to the house by
illness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Kennebec shad fresh from the wat
er at VIM. Ioung's Tel 148.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Q. k.-Webber & Hewett's Bran
Bread. June 5d5t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Dance at Manchester Grange hall to-
night.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Mrs. w. II. Bushey of Waterville is
the guest of her sister, Miss Mary
Brown of Court street place.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Rockland Holsters, live and boiled,
at MARI & Haskell's. Tel. 311.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Buy Liberty Bond for your daugh.
ter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Lawrence Wakefield is assisting as
clerk at J. Frank Bilodeau's store in
his out of school hours.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Special values in Hersom g. Bon
sails new ad. today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Buy a Liberty Bond for your wife.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08
Friday June 8, 1917.
AUGUSTA LOCALS

AUGUS1A LOCALO
Buy a Liberty Bond for your wife.
Red Cross day at D. w. Adams Co.
Special values in Hersom g. Bon
sails new ad. today.
Miss Mildred Doe of the telephone
exchange is confined to the house by
illness.
Buy Liberty Bond for your daugh-
ter.
Lawrence Wakefield is assisting as
clerk at J. Frank Bilodeaus store in
his out-of- school hours.
Rockland Holsters, live and boiled,
at MARI & Haskell's. Tel. 311.-Adv.
Mrs. w. Fl. Bushey of Waterville is
the guest of her sister, Miss Mary
Brown of Court street place.
Dance at Manchester Grange hall to-
night.-Adv.
Kennebec shad fresh from the wat
er at VIM. Young's Tel. 14S.-Adv.
Mr. and Mrs. Guy Gannett and Mr.
and Mrs. Roy Bodwell are at Rangcly
Lakes for a weeks fishing.
l.,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-08

Red Cross day at D. w. Adams Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
LAKE WEIR w. C.. II. IT.

/ The w. G. T. U. of Lake Weir held
its regular meeting July 18th. Meet
ing opened with song, "Saloons Must
Co." followed by scripture lesson
James 4:1-7, and the Lords Prayer
Minutes of the last meeting were read
and accepted. The ambulance fund
was discussed and it was decided that
the union contribute as much as DOS
sible to that cause.
The members responded to the
roll call with answers to the question
"Does alcohol aid digestion ?" The
medical temperance Superintendent
took charge of the meeting and gave
an interesting talk on Deaths from
Poisoning and Dopes."
Mrs. Sigmon discussed coca-cola' IS
affects and dopes in the United States
A question box followed, answered by
DIR. Swan.
The new bride in the union, Mrs
Mrs. Harvey Kimball, was presented
with large bouquet of flowers.
Meeting adjourned until July 26th
The w. C. T. u. meeting of July
18th opened with Bible reading Rom
1918. Prayer followed by Mrs. Sig
mon. The minutes of the last meet
ing were read and accepted. Report
from the ambulance fund was given
1t was voted to accept Miss Turner's
proposition of the picture she offered
also that the union take up the work
of making bandages and sponges
Roll call was answered with funny
sayings of children. Nine members
were present.
The Mothers Day superintendent
Mrs. Shook, took charge of the meet
ing. Scripture lesson, Mark 9:1-32
by Mrs. Shook.
Organ selection by Mrs. Harvey
Kimball.
Talk on recent work by Mrs. Shook
Reading, Don't Forget to Write tC
| Mother, by Mrs. Reed.
Reading, Mothers Sons, by Mrs.
| Simpson.
Reading, The Time of Rest, by Mrs
Douglas.
Reading, Your White Ribbon, by
| Miss Grace Shook.
Reading, Henry and His Usua
Chum, by Miss Carrie Frank.
I Reading, His Mothers Version, BY
| Miss Margaret Shook.
The union sent greetings to Miss
Harriet Simpson, who lately returned
from Brooksville.
Meeting adjourned until August /
Press Reporter.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

The Star hopes that the British and
American governments will not be
driven by popular clamor into send
ing our warships on the well-nigh
hopeless attempt to drive the German
feet out of it's almost impregnable
position back of Helgoland. This
policy is being strongly advised now
by many of the armchair admirals of
the press. They simply don't know
what they are talking about. They
quote Farragut at Mobile and Dewey
at Manila when those two brave sail
ors had to go thru what would only
be kindergartens in comparison to the
university of German fertilization
One thing is certain, and that is the
naval men of Britain and France, as
well as those of America, have al
ways been ready to take any reason.
able and many unreasonable chances
but to attack the German high fee
i'll it's present position is just what
the Germans want it to do. The New
York Herald, better posted on nava
affairs than the average American
newspaper, says:
"There would be less shouting fol
the allied fleets to go in and dig the
rats out around the mouths of thu
Elbe if the photographic and geogra
phic conditions of that bristling
hedgehoglike littoral were better un
derstood. Mine fields clutter the shall
low waters and extend well off shore
but not so far as to be beyond thu
effective range of the intensively for
titled coast. The old maxim of Damn
the torpedoes, go ahead!' cannot ap
ply to those waters. TO attack un
der such circumstances declares AID
miras Lacaze, would be folly. W.
must wait for the enemy to come on
and meet US, as he is bound to d
sooner or later"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
VOLUNTEERS

One piled the ak in the woods of morn
One hoed the fields of the sprouting
corn,
One balanced books in an office bare,
One lounged all day in an easy chair
One loafed and fished in forest pool
That mirrored the shadows long and
cool,
When the notes of bugle, sweet anG
shrill,
Rang suddenly out Ger vale and hill
The AK was left in the woods of morn
The hoe was dropped in the fields OF
corn,
Shut and locked was the office bare,
Overturned was the easy chair,
The rod remained in the forest pool
To rot and rust in the shadows cool,
For the men had answered the sum-
mons shrill,
And followed the flag Ger vale and
hill.
-Minna Irving in Leslie's.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

The English will support any man
who can stand alone, but they aban-
don the man who leans on them. How
long before they will remember that
Haig is Scot? How long before they
will forget that we are their breth-
ren?-Times-Union.
If we were an Englishman, the
Times-Union is the last thing in the
world we would be willing to accept
as an ally or even friend, let alone
q brother.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
ANTHONY

Anthony, Aug. MIR. E. Fl. Swain
is in Sarasota visiting his children.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hitching and two
children from Sarasota stopped over
and made a short stay with friends
here. Mrs. Hitching was formerly
Miss Lutte Smith and was reared
among US.
Miss Ossie Griffin is spending a
while in Tampa with her brothers,
Messrs. Arthur and Dewitt Griffin.
Patrons will please remember that
school will commence August goth.
1t seems our farmers are having a
streak of bad luck. Mr.. Hillman has
lost two good horses, both of which
died. Soon after Mr.. George Keeney
lost one of his bay surrey horses
Others have lost mules. The trouble
is said to have been from feeding
green corn.
Miss Aline Erby and little sister
Mary, are visiting their aunts in Lake
| City.
Last Saturday Afternoon seems to
have been a time for accidents. Miss
Maud Weldon, our efficient postmis-
tress, was standing on chair ar
ranging some papers when the chair
| tipped over, throwing her to the floor
dislocating her knee joint and frac-
turing her ankle. She was taken to
the Ocala hospital and we are glad to
know she was able to be brought
home Sunday evening and is doing
very well.
Shortly after the above accident
Mr.. Walter Credell's horse slipped
and fell, throwing Walter. His ankle
was badly hurt and a thumb broken
Mr.. Crawford Pasteur came to the
rescue and took Mr.. Credell to the
hospital for treatment. How on earth
did we get along when there was nc
hospital?
Prof. Baker of Winter Park, who is
connected with Rollins College, is
here. Prof. Baker was once interest
ed in a phosphate mine at this place
during the phosphate excitement
twenty-five years ago. He is active
and full of business in his eighty-first
year.
Mr.. George Pasteur left Tuesday
night for Mobile, Ala, to visit hi!
sister, Mrs. Zimmerman for a few
days.
/ We seem to have a missionar,
spirit. The collection on the firth
Sunday for the Enterprise orphanagt
amounted to $3.50 from the Sunda!
school.
There will be an all day missionary
rally at the Methodist church Tues
day, Aug. 7th. There are good speak
ers on the program. Rev. Ira S. Pat
terso, conference missionary secre
tary, will conduct the services. Com
| mencing Monday night Rev. and Mrs
E. S. Hobson will render vocal duets
No collection except for incidentals
Dinner on the ground. All are invit
, ed. If you are not interested in mis-
sionary work come and hear the goot
, things that will be said and get
spirit of enthusiasm. Perhaps we ma
all be inspired for more efficien
? work.
. Mr.. and Mrs. McQuaig are enjoyin,
a visit from Mr.. McQuaig's sisters
Mrs. Frank Durance of Tampa, an
daughter, Mrs. Hayes of Brooksville
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
TEMPERANCE NOTES
PROHIBITIONS RECORD IN DEN
CBy the National Woman's Chris
tan Temperance Union)

PROHIBITIONS RECORD IN DEN
YER.
When Kansas City. Mo-, was consid-
ering whether or not 1t should vote
itself dry-which it did in November
by a handsome majority-the Kansas
City Star sent a reporter to Denver to
investigate the effect Of prohibitory
law upon that city of quarter Of
million inhabitants. Here are some
of the things he reported:
''The grass crop which II was pre-
dicted would flourish in the streets OF
dry Denver has been a total failure.
Bank deposits have come up nearly
100000, about an average of a mill
lion a month since prohibition came.
Business houses report collections
better than ever before in the history
of the city.
Banks report a large increase In
the number of savings accounts
Crime has shown a big falling on
and drunkenness has fallen of more
than 80 per cent.
1.-THE courts show a marked decrease
In divorce cases.
'"The laundries report big increase
in business, showing that families that
used to have to do their own washing
now send it to the laundry. One laun-
dry has 400 new patrons.
"The number Of persons in the state
penitentiary has decreased to such an
extent that the warden closed one Of
| the cell houses.
"The number of prisoners In the
county Jail has fallen off nearly one
half.
1.-THE storerooms formerly occupied
by saloons are rapidly filing up with
other kinds Of business"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
SHADY

Shady, Aug. 1.-Quite a few of the
Shadyites are laying aside dull care
and hard work these days and going
on camping and fishing trips. Some
go to Lake Weir and some to the
Withlacoochee. All have had the gooc
fortune to get all the fish they want.
ed and have good time.
Mrs. Vining and children of Plant
City and Miss Belle Strobe of Belle
view are the guests of their sister
Mrs. James Coin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Purvis of Ocals
visited DR.. and Mrs. Purvis here Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Blair were the
weekend guests of relatives here last
week. Mr.. Blair has rented the Bax
ter earn farm on the Silver Spring!
road and has settled down to farm,
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. L. Gaskin visited
Mr.. and Mrs. James Brown in Ocals
Sunday.
Mrs. F. C. Barnes was canning
some tomatoes last week from late
patch.
Sam Hyde of the Manly farm wa!
calling on friends here Sunday. San
thinks we are having too much rair
on the cotton crop and hopes Angus
will be more favorable than July has
been.
Little Miss Vivian Douglas return
ed from a pleasant weeks visit a
Weirsdale Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. T. E. Gaskin enter
tanned their large family and a few
friends last week with a barbecue ant
picnic dinner Among those enioyinc
this dinner were Mr.. and Mrs James
Brown and children of Ocala, Mr.. anc
Mrs. Zeb Freeman of Belleview, Mr.
and Mrs. Sherman Holland ant
daughter Naomi, o. L. Gaskin anC
children, c. c. Driggers and family
Mr.. Frank Kirkpatrick of Gainesville
and the immediate members of tn,
Gaskin family.
Mr.. Holland has commenced worl
on his house and hopes to have i
completed in a few days.
Miss Stella Hogan of Ocala is visit
ing here this week.
Planning and planting the fal
garden is interesting some of US now
Garden seed like everything else hav'
scared so high we must choose jus
what we want and use more care thai
heretofore in planting.
Mr.. Will Dease of Oak visited hi
mother, Mrs. A. C. Dease here las
week.
Miss Bertha Perkins is spendin,
this week in Summerfield and will at
tend the Oxford barbecue before re
| turning home
| There will be quite a few who vii
go to the Oxford barbecue from here
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Strange, but true, that the two men
who signed an advertisement in the
Kissimmee Valley Gazette calling a
meeting to protest against the con-
scription law, were leaders in the
Osceola county branch of the alleged
patriotic society of which so much
was heard in the late political cam
paign. Their advertisement was the
cause of the papers entire issue be-
ing held up in the Kissimmee post
Office pending a ruling by the attor-
ney general in Washington. And yet
these men boosted of their patriotism
and Americanism is stirring up relig-
ious strife. Today the members OF
another order which they attacked as
un-American are raising a fund OF
ST. 100000 to aid in caring for our
soldiers, while not single word OF
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Our country: It's need is our need,
its honor our honor, its responsibility
our responsibility. To support it is a
duty, to defend it a privilege, to serve
it joy. In its hour of trial we must
be steadfast, in its hour Of triumph
we must be generous. Tho all else
depart, and all we own be taken away,
there will still remain the foundation
of our fortunes, the bulwark of our
hopes, a rock on which to build anew.
Our country, our homeland, Amer
ica.-American Medicine, New York.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
CITRA

Citra, August 1.-The Epworth
League had a most enjoyable social
at the parsonage Tuesday night.
Mr.. ]. c. Greiner leaves today for
Virginia.
Mrs. M. A Rice left today for a
visit to her parents in Boston.
Misses Ethel, Louise and Winnie
Crosby, Dorothy Driver, Iva Colbert
Messrs. Powe Crosby, William Driver
and James Melton accompanied by
Mr.. and Mrs. Driver enjoyed moon
light picnic at Orange Springs Mon
day night.
Miss Ethel Borland and niece, Pa
thence DuPree, who have been visiting
relatives at Fort Myers, will return
home this week.
Mrs. Jack Williams is visiting hel
sister in Alachua.
DIR. Lamb has moved his family
here from Brooksville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Liddell of Santos and
children spent Sunday afternoon in
Citra.
Mrs. McRae of Jacksonville was
the guest of Miss Erwin the first of
the week.
Miss Helen Middleton has as her
guest Miss Elizabeth Clayton of Jack
sonville.
Miss Iva Colbert is spending a few
days with Miss Louise Crosby.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

1t generally is understood that
when the prohibition resolution pass
ed in the Senate Wednesday after
noon, goes to the House it will be
pigeonholed until next session at
least. Leaders in the House have an
agreement to consider nothing but
war legislation at the present session,
and the Sheppard resolution would be
banned under this agreement. When
the resolution goes to a vote in the
House it will need 290 votes if all the
members are present.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Says the Philadelphia Ledger:
"Give the pessimists enough paper
and ink and they'll have US disgrace
fully whipped before we have a
chance to fire shot. Is it patriotism
to spread the impression that the
German arms are invincible when, as
a matter of fact, the very flower of
the German machine, in the high-tide
of it's efficiency, was driven back at
the Marine and was held in it's trenches
for two years while the British army
was getting ready? German lies in
American throats do no good to AM
erican ears"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02
ESTABLISHED FACTS.

DR.. Winfield Scott thus sums up the
results of laboratory researches Of
the last three years concerning alco-
hol:
(1) Alcohol is a waste product Of
tissue metabolism.
(2) Alcohol produces a toxic effect
on living substance.
90 Alcohol is common with other
toxic substances is oxidized IN the
body.
az This OxidiZation Is a means Of
defense, as the products are far less
Injurious than the alcohol.
(5) Because of this defensive OK.
ldization of alcohol, which takes place
largely in the liver, the ingestion Of
more than a slight amount of that sub
stance makes the body more liable to
other toxic invasion.
(6) Alcohol cannot In the nature
Of the case be considered food.
Cd Alcohol decreases the efficiency
Of muscle, glands, and nervous system.
(S) Alcohol is q narcotic In its drug
action.
(9) Alcohol given In minute guam
titles to lower animals seriously I'M
pairs fecundity; 1t leads to race sui
eide.
In view of such findings Of the
laboratories there Is nothing strange
about the present day antialcohOl up
rising in this and other nations.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

1t is estimated that $4,000 men of
military age tried to evade the selec-
tive draft by not registering June 5.
That is not so many in ten million
and a half. 1t is likely that nearly
all of the fifty thousand will serve
anyhow, but their uniforms will not
be as honorable as those of the men
in the ranks.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Financial suggestion: Get the
quart-a-month proxies of the men
who don't drink and sell 'em to the
men who do.-Tampa Times.
You are mighty late thinking of
this. The quart proxy is worth con-
siderable along about the goth of the
month, too.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Our Florida troops are likely to re-
main at Black Point a couple of
weeks. A dispatch from Washington
says: Delays in preparing the Ma
tional Guard mobilization camps, the
war department announced today, will
postpone their opening about two
weeks"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Our Anthony correspondent, after
telling about two people hurt in her
town and taken to the Marion county
hospital to be cured, pertinently asks
"How on earth did we get along when
there was no hospital?"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

During the primary campaign of
last year, Editor Russell of the Pal
metto News, was an able exponent
Of Cats. Now he says he is no longer
q Cats man.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

complaint is heard about the draft
law.-St. Petersburg Times.
People who are good at stirring up
strife seldom care to peril themselves
by mixing in it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1917-08-02

Ocala Star says Don McMullen has
no sense of humor. But he has a
sense of salary, all right.-Tampa
Tribune.
Perhaps Don is wise. Sense OF
humor helps other people; sense Of
salary helps you.