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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
"Jsck Of All Trades"
IRy United Prnss.l

LONDON. Nov 3. (By mail.)-lf
Won na0 make the dots on dominoes,
nut the hicks in Denknife blades. or,
above all. build organs, you are quail
fled TO enter the trif'ing business OF
building aeropanes.
AT least that seems to be the moral
of a recent speech by i. A. LegroS,
president of the Automobile Engi-
neers' Institute.
"Aeroplane workers he said, "have
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

ST. Joe reports gratifying results in
water purity from contrivance which
is forced through water mains to stir
up the sediment and remove it. Re-
Gently the machine whirled through
mile and quarter Of main, stirred up
the impurities, which flowed off and
Increased the flow of water SO per
cent
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

been recruited from every class and
trade. ! have heard of one who used
to make the dots on dominoes and oil
another who put The hicks in penBnife
blades. In the erection of aeroplanes.
the builder stands head and
shoulders above everyone else. He
is followed by the patternmaker, but
in propeller work the man who comes
out best is the chairmaker.'
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
Wants "War-Godmother."
.TBv United Press.

PARIS, Nov. 3. (By 1nail)-"War-
godmothers" are always in demand.
Often they are obtained through
newspapers. Here are the quaiifica-
tions (physicaD which a young Bel
gian lieutenant considers essential
for a mutual understanding:
Height 5 feet 10 inches.
Chest measurement, 80 inches. Hips
50 inches.
Weight, 22O pounds.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
VISITORS ARE
MUCH PLEASED
Burlington Men Who Attended Ad
Club Session Say Nice Things
About Men Down
Lnro

The Burlington men who spoke be.
fore the Keokuk Ad club, and who
we're guests of the organization Tues
day night are pleased with their recep-
tion according to the following from
the Gazette:
Messrs. Oberle, Leo Baum and Fred
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
On Their Toes.

Washington Herald: Am erica never
was very strong on standing armies.
But when it comes to fighting armies
that's something different.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
free TO
PiIeSuffferers

Don't Be Cut Until You Try This New Homo
Cure That Anyone Can Use Without Dis
comfort or Lsss of Time. Simply Chew UP
and Rid Yo.lrsef Perm enently of Piles.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

A glass has been developed which
gives the same intensity of color val
ues as daylight when used with the
gas or tungsten light
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
Gerr,any's BIunder,

Kansas City Star: Speaking of
governmental mistakes, what IS to be
1 said for the intelligence of the gov
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

eminent that felt so sure it could
win the war with submarines that it
was willing to use them at the cost
of bringing the United States into
the field against it?
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

of price by the United States gov.
eminent"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22

Head Gate CITY want ads.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-11-22
Raise French Fighters Pay.

'fSince the outbreak Of the war the
French government has revised its
scale Of pay for the army. The man
in the first line trenches now receives
& franc a day CSC a month";, but he Is
not permitted to draw all of this
amount. He is paid partly in cash
and for the balance receives certiti-
cate of deposit in reserve fund which
is to be disbursed at the end Of the
war. All those not in the first line
trenches still receive twenty-five cen
times 6 cents) a DAY.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

The constitutional amendment for
national prohibition passed the house
byaa vote Of 2S2 to 12S on Monday and
ons Tuesday the senate completed con
gressional action by accepting the house
resolution by Al to s, without a roll
call. The amendment is now submitted
to the States for ratification or rejec-
tom within seven years Three-fourths
OF the several states must ratify the
amendment before it becomes part OF
the constitution. If ratified, the man.
ufacture, sale or transportation of in.
tOxicating liquors for beverage pur.
poses within, the importation into, OF
the expectation from the United States
must cease one year after such ratifi.
catien. Not many years ago a man
would have been considered a fool il
he had predicted the passage of pro
hibftion amendment by Congress
Verify, the world does move.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

Mary lLefebre, % years old, waitress
at restaurant, was found dead in
her room in St. Pau: from gas poison
ing. Miss Lefebre was the twelfth
victim of asphyxiatlon in Minneapolis
and ST. Paul in week.
a threat to close shops of the
Great Northern at ST. Cloud and
throw out of employment between 700
and 800 car repairers and laborers is
made if the men are unreasonable in
their demands for increases, accord.
ing to company officials. - ssss':
A verdict in favor of the city Of st.
Cloud was rendered by the jury in the
case of Jennie A. Pipps against the
city of ST.. Cloud in district court. The
city had offered the plaintiff $500 for
land in condemnation proceedings,Sbut
this was claimed to be too low.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19
Additional Local
News
Photo developing and printing, high
grade work Warren Pharmacy.

Photo developing and printing, high
grade work Warren Pharmacy.
Miss Lille Bjorklund, of Alvarado,
is visiting at the home of her sister,
Mrs. L. M. Johnson, today.
J. S. Jones, Federal County Agent
man, is here today helping to organize
the Marshall County Farm Bureau.
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh A bushel
|Of fun with "Fatty at Coney Island' F,
Friday and Saturday, at The Strand.
Pop corn has advanced $50 per cent,
butter 100 per cent. Our bags and
cartons are same size, same price.-At
Natwick's.
p. H. Konzen, of Hallock, and Peter
Beuchemin, of Argyle, were here Mon
day attending to business in Probate
Court relating to the estate of Ida Hol-
comb.
| A. G. Knutson, of WarrentOn, shipped
16 months old Shorthorn bull by ex-
press on Monday to DR.. Morley, at
Hallock, MINI. Mr.. Knutson received
a good price for the animal, which was
a fine one.
Gust Johnson, a miller at the War
ren Touring mill, had the fingers on one
hand badly squeezed by a plane sitter
at the mill. By securing prompt medi-
cal assistance, he hopes, nevertheless
to save his ,digits.
Marriage licenses have been issued to
the following aparties: Oscar 7. John.
. son and Ethel M. Hoff, Soren Nygaard
and Agnes Rasmussen, John Brokopp
and Mary Engstrom, Patrick 3. Nc
Mahon and jeanette G. Sadhern, Otto
81. Hjelle and Gunhild Marie Nyflot
Olof Olson and Valborg Grim, Sander
Malvin Nygaard and Ella Ramsey.
If your intention is to buy feed
grinding outfit. we have sample on
the floor set up and you are invited to
bring in few sacks Of grain or screen.
| ings and see how it is done with the G
b. p. Fairbanks Morse Kerosene Engine
and the Letz Mill. Our prices and terms
are right and not one can sell you q
better outfit. From this date until Jan
II, 1918, we will give to the Red Cross
commission ofs3 per cent on all sales
warren Machine & Irons Works Co.
Inc.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

The war is coming home more and
more to this locality and to the entire
country. The loss of the men who have
enlisted from here is being felt more
or less and the taking away of SC
many farm boys, who are skilled agri.
cultural workers, is bound to be felt
greatly in the farming industry 1t
will be no easy matter to replace these
farm Boys with hired help equally eff.
cient. The country is slowly awakening
to the fact that it is really at war, and
that great sacrifices must be made if
the war is to be won.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19
BE PATRIOTIC, JOIN RED Cross
Appeal to Minnesotans Is Issue

Appeal to Minnesotans Is Issued
Ey Governor.
Governor BurnqUist has issued &
Red Cross proclamation as follows:
.:On-December 16 will begin a cam
paignA,to secure for the American
Red Gross membership of 15,OOO,O0)
people,
Although not all of us can go to
the battlefields, we can do service
there by uniting with the Red Cross
wlliEh has now an army of five mil.
lion members and whose goal of fif-
teen 'mi1lion members this organiza-
tion Is making every effort to attain
by Christmas eve.
All Minnesota citizens, am sure,
will do their utmost to assist this
branch of American activities devoted
to the aid Of the suffering. BY be-
coming members of the American Red
Crosse, those joining will show that
spiritsof good will for which tie
ChFistlnas season of the year stands" !"
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Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

Mrs. Catherine Mcsherry Of Min.
neapolis. has been paid 5000, the
states part Of the $1,000 reward offer.
ed for Information leading to the con.
viction of the murderer of Patrolman
George Connery, upon an order issued
by Governor Burnquist, thus settling
as far as the state is concerned the
controversy which arose with the fl
ing Of three separate claims for re.
ward.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

Polk county has been dry for some
time by county option, but now it has
been made bone dry by an order of the
Public Safety Commission, which pro-
hibits the railroads from transporting
liquor into the county,
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19

The Sheaf has received many COM
pliments for it's Christmas edition last
week. We are pleased if we have sue
ceeded in pleasing you.
Warren sheaf., 1917-12-19
OF MARSHALL CO.
MEN IN MILITARY SERVICE

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Arthur Iegaalt warren Camp
Stanley Lausness Newfolden, Camp Lewis
Newfoden Wash.
Clyde Labine, Argyle, b, Battery
Fs % % % Bs Ct e. e. @ iS Ga1R Rt ss
ag@ela &C. Mer9s @ Paris n oap Little
EdTs1s sisG 3 @
H. aeison Aarado s. s. Piacataeu via San Francisco Cal
Theodore Nelson Warren and Newfoden Battery g. 125th a Camp Cody
Rs1y e. 4s @ y
Carl onstad, Argyle 10Th Cavalry Band Columbus n NJ
Walter ormston, Newfolden, U: n. INF. Arizona
oef A. Olson Warren Battery E 2Sh = @ A Camp mp Cody pemng
Olson Warren Barrack
Harold Olson 12Sth Camp Cody Psq
34sth
1st oaisson Co s6 Ammunition Train Camp
m t Care New York
Argyle Dodge,Iowa
Peter Rymer Warren Co 4$rd Init Camp Pike Little Rock
@ e@i R1ard % Battey M - i2S camn ue ody % pemg -
aeS, @ @ e 9S? %
Paul skaad Arsye l. u Corps Royal s
Ha1@er Swanson Stephen Co. r. sh Camp Pike Little Rock
John 1st Lieut. Avarado Co. B. 2eth Inf p F. France
ohn Ghn to Rae oo ~ s. M @ % n y y
Herbert Stephen Co. Barrack UeNey
Washington
m n % araao ado End @ Balloon Squad Co. e. Fort oah @
one n yawaanx % p Ara r. Ratteyv f. % 195th @ R % @ %
Clinton Winchester Corp Warren Co d. 1ah nf Camp Cody
Arthur Arthur Wa. Wa Battery 5sR1 % Cody a
Herbert Wadsworth Warren Battery 125t A. Camp Cody n NJ
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WARREN STIEAF
JOHN p. MATTSON,
Editor and Prop.

Published Every Wednesday,.
Dntsred in the Post Office at Warren
ttsssQe as Second Glass Mail Matter.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
NO NEED FOR PITY.

The American soldier is not a
person to be piticd or condoled with.
He is the chosen representative of
the nation in the great battle for the
defense of those liberties for which
his ancestors fought and which they
secured through centuries of struggle.
No one dares to be sorry for Wash
ington or for Montgomery, or for
the farmers who fought at Lexington.
But there lisa strange feeling of pity
for those unknown British soldiers
who fell by Concord bridge or in the
Middlesex woods because their cause
was a lost one and a bad one.
And so one need ever pity any sol
der in the armies of the Republic,
even should he leap "the golden stile'
Principle makes its demands incess-
antly on the men and women of the
world, and, if they are wise they
obey those demands, no matter where
the demand may take them.-Chris'
tian Science Monitor.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
EMBRY DOTS.

DR.. V. l. Pittman and family of
Eupora visited relatives here Sunday.
Mr.. Elijah Bingham of Calhoun
City was shaking hands with friends
and relatives in our community Sat-
urday.
A large number of friends enjoyed
the ice cream supper Thursday at Mr..
w. J. Marter's.
Mr.. John Simmons visited relatives
thru here Sunday,
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. C. Avery spent
Saturday night and Sunday at his SIS
ter's, Mrs. Ruth Rogers.
A number of our young people at
tended the Sunday School convention
at Chapel Hill Saturday and report a
nice time and plenty of good things
to eat for dinner.
Mr.. Snow Avery visited in the home
of Mrs. Fannie Avery Sunday.
Mr.. George Clark made a business
trip to WinOna Wednesday.
A host of young folks from Spring
Hill and Embry went to the ice cream
upper Thursday night and had a very
pleasant time.
Mr.. Bascom Carr passed thru here
Saturday in his car en- route for Bell
fontaine.
The farmers are all smiling this
week over the nice rain which came
Sunday.
MI. Ivan Pittman spent Monday
night with his uncle, Mr.. Alfred Pitt
man.
Rev. G. H. Bailey and Rev. Hes
ter are holding protracted meeting at
Bradford's Chapel this week. Hope
they will have a good meeting.
Mr.. Lemon Cox visited relatives at
this place Saturday.
BLONDE & BRUNETTE.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
WEIR SPRINGS ITEMS.

We have had lots of rain for the
past few days. However, the u is
shining this morning and those inter-
ested in farm industry hope that
"Old Sol" will shine more frequently
as his warm smiles are needed.
Mr.. D. H. Cunningham of Company
X LIST Mississippi Infantry came up
from Jackson Saturday afternoon and
remained owe runtil Sunday night. Du
ring his stay he was a guest in the
home of Miss Evelyn Angevin. "Cum
mics" many friends greeted him with
a 'weycome nit" and were sorry he
could not stay longer.
Miss Ruby Rose of Duck Hill, is
spending this week in the home Of her
uncle, Mr.. Jim Rose. Miss Rose is q
young lady of many charms and the
young people of Weir Springs are in
deed glad to have her with them.
Misses Lucille Weir and Lena Will
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MeWs Over the County
Gle, Mr.. W. M. Koonce.

Gle, Mr.. w. M. Koonce.
Mrs. jamie Williams and children
spent the day with Mr.. w. M. Koonce,
Monday,
Nj. Lee Pollard Spent Wednesday
with Mr.. D. A. Williams.
Messrs D. A. Williams, Henry Will
liams and Claude Denley made a fly
ing trip to Grenada Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. M. Koonce and
daughter, Miss Lola, spent Thursday
with her father, Mr.. Jim Dewey.
Mr.. L. A. Hortan and family spent
Friday with his mother, Mrs. James
Pritchard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Mccormick spent
Saturday with Mr.. T. A. Horton.
Mrs. jamie Williams and three lit
tie children spent Friday evening with
Mrs. T. A. Horton.
Mr.. Robert Cohea was in our COM
munity last Thursday evening" with in
vitations to an ice cream supper.
The death angel visited the home of
Mr.. j. P. Lilies Thursday night and
took his wife, Mrs. Cora Lilies. She
is survived by her husband and one
little girl, Opal.
Mr.. Claude Denley made a flying
trip to his mothers last Wednesday
night carrying with him the boil Wee
vii catcher belonging to Mr.. D. A.
Williams.
Mr.. George Koonce is hauling logs
in u community.
Messrs Alex Williams and Claude
Denley spent Saturday in the home of
Mr.. J. l.. Koonce.
Mrs. May Koonce and daughter,
Miss Lola, spent Friday cveninf in the
i ONE of Mr.. d. A WlIllaM:
Miss Lola Koorc. was in the home
Of Mrs. Jane william Saturday morn
ing.
Mr.. D. A. Williams visited Mr.. w.
M. Koonce Saturday morning.
BLONDE e. BRUNETTE.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
Alliteativey Speaking.

The Ohio farmer has came to the
front with photographic punches that
go straight to the booze mar. With
"apt a~iliteration's artful aim" he has
expressed his prohibition preferences.
At a meeting of the Deeware County
Grange a letter pledging support to
President Wilson was drafted and
sent to him. The letter contained a
request for national prohibition as q
conservation measure, and one para,
graph read thus:
We are for m~orebeef, beans. but
ter and bread and less beer. booze
and buns.
More wheat, wealth and wisdom
and less whiskey, waste, want.
More wilk, molasses and money
and less malt, misery and n
More apples, alfalfa and annuity
less ale, ailments, naimosity.
More rice, rye and reason. less sa-
looms, sin and suffering.
More dress, dainties and dishes
less distilliries, drunkards and distur-
Dances.
More beets, barns and business
less breweries, brawls ard burials.
More sheep, swine and sugar, less
sherry. sham and shame.
More potatoes, pumpkins and pea
ches, less port punch and poison.
More corn, cabbage and cheese
less champagne, chaff and cheat.
More harmony, homes and heaven
less Hof-Brau, havoc and hell.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27

liams returned home Sunday after a
weeks stay with friends and relatives
at Bryant.
Mr.. +. c. Bell made a business trip
to Grenada day this week.
Misses Minnie and Carrie Rose, Ev-
eiyn Angevin and Lucille Weir, also
Mr. thomas Rose, Jr., visited in the
homes of Messrs c. J. Allen and E. C.
Bell last week.
Miss Ida Angevin had as her guests
Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Thomp-
son of Grenada.
Misses Ruby Peoples and Evelyn
Angevin, also Louise Angevin spent
from Thursday until Saturday in the
home of Mr.. John Harrison, near Cof-
feeville, and while there they attend
ed the meeting at Elan.
Messrs Allen Angevin, John and
Louis Weir attended the baptising at
Elan Friday.
Mrs. frankie Sturdivant of Belle
Buckle, Tenn, is visiting her neph-
ew, Mr.. Tom Rose this week.
On Thursday night of last week
Messrs Provine West, Saxton Weir
Sim Mckinney, R. L. BABY Bing-
ham, Willie Thompson, and Tom IT.
by, and Misses Nora Irby and Abbie
West enjoyed music and dancing, mel
ons and punch at Mrs. Frank Weir's.
We are glad to note that Mr.C. J.
Allen is up aga~in'after several days i'll
ness.
Mr.. Frank Weir is at Court this
=, week in Grenada.
Mr.. Charlie Rose, Jr., left Monday
for Charleston where he has accept
ed a position with the Lamb-Fish Lbr.
Co. Thomas is a young mar Of sterl-
ing worth and will be missed by a
host of friends.
Several young men of our commu-
nifty were drawn in the draft.
Mrs. Frank Weir and son, Frank Jr
! dined with Mrs. P. T. Williams Sun
day and enjoyed a delicious dinner.
VIOLET.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
ITEMS R o THE FORK.

Mr.. E.. L. Sanderson and family
spent Tuesday at the home of Mr.. J..
J. Gibson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Finley Horton enjoy
ed a very pleasant visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. E. L. Sanderson Wednesday.
Mrs. Traylor, who has been visit
ing her daughter, Mrs. w. v. Horton,
returned to her home in Greenwood
one day this week.
Mrs. Anthony, who has been a re-
cent guest at the home of her sister,
Mrs. J. j. Gillon, went to Kosciusko
Thursday to visit her daughter, Mrs.
Lillian Boyd.
Miss Minnie Belle WILLIAMS and her
little sister, Ruth, visited at the home
of Mrs. H L. Stevens Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Mccormick were
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Hor-
ton Friday.
Mrs. Sanderson, Miss Grace Sander
son and Mr.. Jack Sanderson spent a
very pleasant day at the home of Mrs
L. M. Williams Saturday.
Messrs McCord and Jack Sanderson
motored to Grenada Saturday after
noon.
Mr.. d. E. Horton and family spent
one delightful day this week at the
home of his sister, Mrs. E. L. Sander
son.
Our protracted meeting begins at
Enon Church on Sunday, July 20.
Mr.. John Lester Horton, who now
holds a position at Rolling Fork, was
the guest of his uncle, Mr.. w. v. Hor
ton, one night last week.
Misses Carrie and Bessie Williams
and Mr.. E. McCord were visitors at
the home of Miss Grace Sanderson
last Saturday.
Messrs Jack Sanderson, Bowen Hor
ton and Quinn Mccormick enjoyed a
visit with friends in the Providence
neighborhood Sunday.
Mr.. Frank Traylor of Grenada is a
guest in the home of his sister, Mrs
w. V. Horton.
Mr.. Jim McCord of Tocopola was
the guest of his brother, Mr.. Ellis
McCord, at the Hickory Mill n day
this week.
Mrs. Ed Stevens and her two little
children of Bryant, who has been Wis
iting her sister, Mrs. H. l.. Stevens,
returned to their home Saturday.
Crops are no longer suffering fol-
rain here, for we are now needing
drier weather for a few days, it hav.
ing rained very hard here several days
this week and last.
BLONDE.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1917-07-27
HUSBANDS.

A husband IS the dream of mai
dens, the hope of single ladies and the
stern reality with married m
A husband is about one-eigth of a
married couple. Being q husband is
a serious business with most men and
it requires most of their time.
and all their money to make good or
this job.
Men become husbands at the age
of twenty-one or whereabouts and
and continue during life or good be-
havior.
Being a husband is a great privi-
lege and most men make several fran
tic efforts to go into husbandry du-
ring their early youth before thew
succeed. To become a husband n
must secure the unanimous onsent of
some girl. This requires from ten
minutes to ten years according to the
amount of sense possessed by the girl
Some girls will spend fourdays pick
ing out a husband and four weeks
picking out a wedding dress. But
girls OF his sort are very apt to make
several selections of husbands before
finding a perfect fit.
The duties ola husband are to be
home on time for meals, to paw the
bllls' to exterminate BURGLARS at
night, to go to parties and remain
happily around until called for, to
hook up dresses beneath hisbreath. to
eat the tough end of the beef steak
at dinner, go back to the house after
handkerchiefs and gloves, to admire
the latest misdemeanors in millinery.
to make his last years overcoat do a
few years longer, to put his collars in
the collar bag, to mail at the earliest
possible moment an answer to a let
ter received last year and to enioy
i9aIiol not or colo at all
hours. There are no perfect hus-
bands and the usual success in accom-
plishing these duties is about 33 per
cent. The husband business has as
many failures as any other life work,
but this does not deter callow youths
from rushing blithely into it eouipp-
ed for thejob with a good appetite
and a firm determination to hold a
rocking chair down in its prope,
place.
There is a large demand for domes
tic or American born husbands ir
this country. They are rs a rule, du.
rable, Easy to run and yield larger re.
turns than any other brand. Womer
fond of Injuries, however, often i'm.
port husbands at a cost of from
100000 600 to $4,000, 900 a piece
They are snowy goods and will wasl
but are often returned for other de
fects. Husbands who are we'll treated
and are not fed soggy biscuits or con
versation will last a life time. Fresf
husbands are undesirable. but not a.
much as those who are picked in al
cohol.