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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

The Good Time Club has discon-
tinued its meetings for few weeks
On Monday night Miss Anna
Schmithroth was the hostess of the
spoon Club, with two extra tables
of PLAYERS enjoying the evenings
pleasure, Mrs Doull, Miss Lindsley
and Miss Nehergall winning the high
Score prizes and Mrs. B. r. Walker
the free-for-all. Those invited were
Mesdames B. r Walker. Alfred
Doul, Harry Narcotic, d. Boyd
Smith. Francis Rooney Misses LYDIA
O,Hare, Dorothy Meyers. Dorothy
Nebergall Fannie Cupid. Josephine
Munro. Clara Mcdonald, Carrie
Hiepe, Maud Smith. Harriet Grier.
Lucy McKernan. Louise Lindsley
Frances Peters, Helen Hoag. Mar
garrett oHare, Dorothy Richardson
and Minnie Meyers.
Miss O'Neal of Lincoln, Neb.. is
the house guest of Mrs. McQueeney
at her apartment In the Dorothy.
The Guild of st. Bartholomew
church Will meet with Mrs. John
Weber next week. and hereafter un-
tiH the ladies give their annual ba-
zaar. The afternoons will be spent in
making preparations for the bazaar.
Mrs. .Boyd-Smith entertained the
Just-Four Bridge Club on Friday
when Mrs Leonard received the
prize for high score. Mrs Deck Gilman
heing scheduled for the next club
meeting
Mr. and Mrs c. r. Nance are
leaving today FOR a motor trip to
Salt Lake
Miss Ann O'Brien has returned
from a six weeks summer course to
the state university of Reno.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

shall. Vito 'Maseliis. Fred Mayhem,
Mike Zuber, and George Judas
rhe following is a list of the 800
who have been called for the next ex-
animation
Notice of Call and TO Appear for
Physical Examination !,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

The Tuesday Evening Five Hun
dred club met this week with Mrs.
Ed. Millard, Mrs. II. C. F. Brown
winning the rst prize and Mrs s. C.
Patrick the consolation.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

Mr. and Mrs C. r. Nance are
leaving today FOR n motor trip to
Salt Lake
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

Miss Ann OBrien has returned
from six weeks summer course to
the state university of Reno
Continued on page 81
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-08-12

The Good Time Club has discon-
tinued its meetings for few weeks
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
HELP wANTED-FEmALE
AN OPPORTUNITY

Good pay. Fine place to
work. Conditions are healthful
and pleasing. Telephone oper-
ating is a splendid profession
for young women.
First raise" comes at end Of
three months. Others follow
few months apart. Steady
work and quick advancement.
Investigate this Call at OPP
orators Training School, Mad
ison avenue and John r. street,
between 9 a. m. and 5 p. m.
MICHIGAN STATE
TELEPHONE COMPANY
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
SOMETHING NEW
$1,000 FRONT FOOT

This business corner Is 80 near the
NRisstic building that IL Ia almost
a crime that someone does not buy
n and put IL away. on the market.
Price 100000
JUST ONE MORE
Our braE aka apartment bargain that
rents for $3.50 per year price
$4,000. IL IL rented too low. but
all tenants are friends and the
present owner hasn't the heart 20
raise the rcnt. II. only two blocks
on woodward
Alp HIGHLAND AVENUE
$500 price: 1900 down payment.
balance ts5 PCT month Lot Is 8ox
sleeping porch. steam heat
months OLD. not far from Fofd's
Call for Mr. Oldham white Baird
Co. Sic Free Press bldg. Phones
Cad s9ts cherry 1928
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
wANTED-AGEN'Ts
WAITED TO BUl--mIscnLLANEous

CASH for old false teeth. gold crOwna
broken jewelry. diamonds, watches
etc. fun value paid. Liberty rig
Co. e7sW oodw'd- tth no0r. elevator
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07

- ACRE FARM and beautiful coun-
try hosns ~ miles east ~ Wash
ingtou MaComh Co, ail under cul-
tivation lots Qf fruit. good black
loan level land with f-room house
hip roof barn 32x4S plenty OF out
buildings fine lowing spring of
water Jersey milk cows one
yearling hoifer. team u young
horses 90 laying hens and an farm
tools q every kind and description
for only So 500 Ny equity is So
oo0 90. the mortgage uf Sc.50u %
draws ave percent Will exchange
Wy equity for good grocery. con-
fecttonery store or cash
20-ACRE FARM halfway between
AlEonac and Marine CITY, : - miles
from oar line splendid black sandy
los m soil, VOL drained woven wire
fences g0od H-rOpm house hase-
ment BARN $1,000 buys g. half
cash
40-ACRE p mile from n e. r. car
stop and Goodison. good a-ronm
house. brand new basement barn,
good cos harm and abundance of
outbuildings land lies rolling, bat
all good productive soil. with Tots
OF fruit This rs certainty SOME
bargain al S4T50. 81 500 mortgage
can stand. see MT CottreU or
ROhRon.
EYSTFR. The Farm Man
5o1 Mafssfle l5tE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
Mortuary


IIeHTBoDY-Msy 4 1917 Mrs Cath
crime, mother OF Mathew. Thomas.
lanes william. Donald. John and
Ms Fred Mack Services from
rssiNcnre. go Bagg-st Monday az
$50 r m Burial private. Kindly
omit howers.
ucCI.EMoNT-M 2. Daniel r, aged
AZ wears. beloved husband 81 MIN
NE Mcclemont Funeral from hts
residence. Byman-pl. Monday.
? 20 n. M.
D'HONDT-Consts nee. MAY ? aged
wears beloved daughter 81 Victor
and Matilda. Funeral from the late
r~ridence 1850 East Grand blvd.
Monday. $40 a m, and Our Lady
Of Sorrows church at o'clock.
Burial private.
RANKIN Suddenly. George. beloved
son Of william and Emily Rankin.
brother Of MIRA walter Fleming.
Mrs o J. Patterson. Kathleen and
Dorothy Rankin % 7b6 Common
weaith-ave Funeral notice later.
BAUER May ;. May, aged 20. below
"a wife OF bsnRrd. sister or John ".
Teubert and Edward q Mettern.
Funeral from residence. f42 Nc
Klnstry-ave.. Monday. ? m
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07

Quotations by IIornblower a Weeks,
May 8. open High Low close
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-07
cum COPPER STOCKS

TLGIN BUTTER
F1,GIN. .1ll.--Rutter Sales. ase an
ADVANCE Of ic
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-09-27
WATERFALL.

Mrs, Lydia Heefner, Mrs. Mar.
garet E Laidig, Mrs. Margaret
Kesselrlng and Miss Veda Heef-
uer spent day recently at Isaac
McClain's
Charles Black and family spent
Sunday with the formers par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. D. A. Black.
MIR. and Mrs. w. R. Berk-
stresser spent Sunday at Daniel
Rlnehart's.
The Misses Vio'a and Lydia
McClain spent day last week at
George Heefner's.
Jere Kuepper and family
spent Sunday at Howard Bar
nett's.
Miss Sarah Leidy, who has
been employed at Mrs. Casper
Brant's, has returned to her
home near Waterfall.
Those who spent last Sunday
at Isaac McClain's we're, William
Leidy and wife, David Laldig,
Joseph Shaw, Jesse Laldlg. wife
and daughter Marjorie, Miss
L. di, Heefner and Leo. McClain.
Rev. Frownfelter preached a
very interesting sermon from
Luke 1920 at Zion M. E church
last Sunday evening.
The Waterfall school is pro-
crossing nicely under the care OF
Miss Beatrice Mellott.
Mrs Harriet Barnett, swho had
been some time with her sister
Mrs. Anna Rltchey IN Altoona,
has returned to her home near
Waterfall.
The people of this vicinity are
cnttiug corn. The frost, in pla.
ces, did much damage to the
crop.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1917-09-27

Subscribe for the NEWS.
Evening journal., 1917-12-21

when it reached Broadway the song
from the corn country Immediately
made up for lost time. IL IS well ron
dered by Byron Harlan and the Peer
less Quartet Coupled with 1t is that
well-known ditty concerning the sol
dier boy and the Red Cross nurse, en-
titled II Don't Want to Get Well
Led by Joseph Stransky, the New
York Philharmonic Orchestra has play
ed for Columbia two favorte concert
numbers-lhe largo from Dvorak's
New World symphony and saint
Saens' "Marche Miltaire.' Both are
played with all the fine musical under
standing and brilliance OF interprets-
riion that one might expect from Mr.
Stransky and his distinguished organ
ization. The emotional appeal of the
largo. and the rich colorng Of the
military march are brought out with
equal skin.
Evening journal., 1917-12-21
Trench DICTIONARY


INA Pooh"-"Nothing doing" Probably
derived from the French I'll ny a
plus"
Napper-E English soldiers slang for
heed.
IN. C.. O.-Non-commissioned officer.
ne-Point-Two-A howltzer that fires
a she'll 90 inches in diameter.
No 0Ian's Land-rhea shell battered
space between opposing trenches.
Nuage De Gaz-A gas cloud
Oberleutnant--Ger FIRST lieutenant.
Oherst-German colonel.
Observation Post-polnt from which
artillery officer observes the effect Of
his own gun tlre.
q. C.-Oflcer commanding.
Octobrlsts-A Russian political party
Of conservative tendencies. which
supported the imperial manifesto is
sued October 30, 1905.
"On Les Aura Les Boches v'-'We'll
get them, the Bochesr A war cry Of
the French soldiers.
Over The Top--Out of the trenches in
attack a famous phrase Of the west
front.
out There-An English expression
meaning at the front. About the
same as the American over There"
OK Cart-A slow going shell fred from
a French Romailles.
Parados-The rear wall of a trench.
Parapet-The top part Of the front
trench.
Patrol-Detail Of men sent out into No
Mans Land at night to investigate
conditions.
Peinard-French slang for a man with
out worry.
Periscope-An instrument by which
rays from all sides Of the horizon
may be reflected down a tube. Used
in guiding submarines and i'm peer
ing over trenches
/ Perlot-French slang, tobacco.
/ Permissionalre--A man on leave.
! Pill Boxes-German machine gun CEN
/ ters
pinard-ned wine
Plaque te-ldentiilcation tag.
pip Emma-Afternoon.
/ Pipped- Slightly wounded.
Pip Squeak-A German shell that gets
its name from the noise It makes.
Poilu-A French private soldier.
Poste De Secours-A dressing station.
More Tomorrow.
Evening journal., 1917-12-21

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EVEN blackheads disappear and the
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plain food and Stuarts Calcium Waters
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Evening journal., 1917-12-21
LIGHTS AND SHADOWS
FROM BELGIUM NOTEBOOK

Ho insisted that II he attacked the two
German soldiers with a club their skins
would show the welts This interested
the general.
He sent for the two accusing soldiers.
He demanded that they strip and show
him their bscks They cringed with fear
and then admitted they had lied
The Belgian was freed on the spot
The clock showed the time was b.
IN FIVE MORE MINUTES 1T WOULD
HAVE BEEN TOO LATE
Evening journal., 1917-12-21
BY MILTON BRONNER.

Special stan DlSpditu.
WASHINGTON, d. c., Dec 2i.-Ihese
Lights and Shadows from a Belgian
Notebook" were given me by the Rev.
Henry Anet Of ClaDecq. near Waterloo
a Protestant pastor who Is IN TINS
country seeking among other things 10
enlist the support Of American Protes-
fants so that the work Of the church
NAV be kept up IN Belgium.
Naturally IN any notebook on Bel
rium under the heel of the Hun. shad-
ovs are likely 20 predominant. Here Is
the nearest thing to smile Or. Anet
could find in his notes:
The director Of a big German factory
asked for a certain number OF Belgian
workmen. The number required were
sent from a German prison camp. Toe
Belgians were received kindly and were
given good deal. There was even mu-
sic. Then the factory director asked
them TO agree to work for him. With
remembrance Of the good meal, they
asked time to think It ,ver. They prom
ised an answer the next day Thus they
got another meal, with music. They
tried 10 work this third time, but
lhe factory man wanted his answer at
once The Belgans declined to work
Instantly all kindness vanished and
they were shipped back to camp. But
they had had two big square meals.
Here Is r typical case Of Hun barbar-
ity. Some unfortunate Belgian work
men. who refused TO work, were COM
pelled to stand for a long time out In
The frosty air at rigid attention. Sew
eral fell TO the ground in a faint. Their
fellows wanted TO cover them with
part Of their own scanty clothing.
Don't bother barked a Hun ON
Ger. well Just dig a hole and bury
them where they lie.
All the mon in a village near Mons
were ordered 70 appear and some were
eeiected for deportation One was a man
of 60 He had two sons and both 'yolun-
teered to go in his place. TOO late
was the curt reply.
A Belgian in the region Of c.
heard a noise in his house one night
Going down TO investigate, he founC
two German private soldiers engaged II
looting his place. They promptly ar
rested him. for their own self-protec
ton, and lodged a complaint that The
Belgian had attacked them with club
The man was given no opportunity fol-
Q hearing and was sentenced TO bl
shot. He was taken TO the village o.
c. and tied TO a post In the littl'
square, his face towards The lttl'
town hall where he could see the n
Illuminated dial Of the town clock. /
traa then evening
When that clock strikes C in th'
morning. sentence will he carried out,
said a young officer
All night long a German sentry paceI
up and down the long main street II
The village
All nlght as he passed, he gazed jeer
lngly at the clock and then amuse
himself by splitting into the face Of tn
helpless prisoner.
The next morning train cam
through and one Of the high Germa
generals stopped Off at the village. II
inquired why the man was tied up an
Mas told.
The Belgian loudly cried for iustlo
Evening journal., 1917-12-21
NEw cnIIlMnIA REcoRns

A patriotic song Of immense popu-
larity, called Long Boy" appears in
the new list Of Columbia records. Il
was written and sung In the Middle
West before the East heard Of it, but
Evening journal., 1917-12-21
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Fancy Chocolates, SOC value at 3ic
pound Tamsin Tea Co, 726 King
street.-Adv
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

Raids of I. w. w. headquarters made
recently by officials Of the United
States department Of justice in many
cities of the country show that the
Minneapolis officers Of the organiza-
tion led in, the activities: to stir up
agricultural disturbances, harvest
riots in the northwest, and disorders
in the Washington: and Oregon lumber
camps. Masses Of correspondence
and many kilograms were seized as
well as large quantities Of ammuni-
ton, The government is determined
to rid the country of seditious organ
izations. under whatsoever name they
carry on their nefarious work, and ere
the department Of justice agents get
through with them the nng1eaders
will no doubt wish they had never at
tempted to antagonize Uncle Sam:
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13
Sweden is sorry that the code i

Sweden is sorry that the code ir-
Irregularities occurred and promises
that the submarine cable relay shall
not happen again. But so serious does
President Wilson regard sweden's viiof
lation of neutrality in the. Argentine
affair that he will be satisfied with
no action, says a Washington press
dispatch, short Of a change in the per-
sonnet of the Stockholm government
which will eliminate the pro-German
officials who have made their country
the accomplice of the Prussian autoc-
racy war plots against America. 1t
is probable that unless the pro-enemy
officials are removed from the Swe-
dish government President Wilson will
tighten the existing embargo.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

Major General Jack Hughes, in
spector of munitions for Canada, who
recently returned from the French
battlefront, is of opinion that the war
will last for several years, and he has
information to warrant his predic-
ton. The general also says that mil
lions of American soldiers will in all
probability be necessary to bring hos
tilities to an end although the Teutons
are tired of the conflict and may in
stitute a movement to depose the
kaiser and set up a democratic gov
eminent. With the ousting Of the
kaiser it is reasonable to believe that
peace would shortly thereafter ensue.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

The Rollingstone Record does not
believe that the United States will
produce sufficient wool this year to
make bathing suits for the fair ones
at the beaches next season. Wool :?
From personal observations we long
ago arrived at the conclusion that mos
quito netting was the only material
utilized in the manufacture of ablu-
tionary garments, and that many
bathers were content to disport them
selves in the "altogether" as did "Fair
September Morn" .->.. :.~.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13
And then, again, I. w. W. may
mean Internal Worthless Wretches.
HaywOOd's Record.

William Haywood was put on trial
in Idaho, decade ago, for the brutal
murder of Former Governor Steunen-
berg. It will be recalled by all per-
sons reasonably familiar with the his
tory of the west, and with the course
Of labor agitation within the past
generation, that Mr.. Steunenberg had
taken 2 rigorous attitude toward law
breakers and murderers in the Occur
d'A1ene mining troubles, and it was
commonly charged, and generally be-
lieved, that his assassination was in
direct sequence of the earlier events.
Harry Orchard, in his remarkable
confession of his many terrible mis-
deeds as +he hired murderer of the in
side circle of a certain miners organ
ization, directly implicated Haywood,
and told in a most circumstantiahand
convincing was of his criminal rela-
lions with him and with others asso-
ciated with him. If memory serves,
Orchards record covered some 26 or %
murders, all committed wantonly and
mercilessly as the part of a bloody
program Of revenge and intimidation.
It may be said, without fear of sue
cessful contradiction, that the Orchard
narrative has never been controverted
in any important particular.
After long trial Haywood was ac-
quilted on mot proven verdict. The
court required confederation of the
Orchard testimony. It was not forth
coming to the satisfaction of the, jury.
If Haywood was innocent, then Of
course Orchard was a liar; and, he,
too, ought to have been set free. Yet
Orchard, sentenced once to hang, and
suffered to live through Communication
by governor, is still IN prison for his
many crimes, while Haywood is free
and is pursuing his. disloyal and de-.
sstructive activities as head Of the In
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13
dustrial Workers of the World
Portland Oregonian.
They Put One Over on Charley.


Charley Gaulier, the grasshopper
expert, was in town last week. He
drove his old horse, "Dobbin," which
he hitched to post on the main street.
Then Charley was persuaded to take
a JOY ride in a Ford. When he returned
he found Dob in-or SO he thought
blanketed and he jumped into his bug
gy, tickled the horse with whip and
said in a mild tone Of voice, "Giddap!''
Dobbin, however, refused to respond
and Charley numerically dashed him
with his whip. But Dobbin refused to
go hence. Enraged at the :perversity
of the: horse, Charley alighted from
the buggy and approached the horses
head with the intention Of cutting it's
ears. It was then he discovered that
a wooden horse had been hitched to his
buggy and he made use Of the finest
Partisan "cusswords," or explosives,
ever heard in this neck Of the woods.
The atmosphere was fairly filed with
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

Washington authorities have par
TALLY arisen to the occasion and ar
rested a score Of the viragoes who
have been disturbing the peace and
quiet of President Wilson's mind by
picketing the White house and con-
Quoting antiwar demonstrations. With
the large police force maintained in
Washington, is it not surprising that
hordes Of militant suffragettes have
been permitted to continue their sa-
tanic deeds? Or are the potbellied
cops afraid of the vixens' hatpins?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

New Ulm held big rally the other
day for the purpose Of trampling dis
loyalty in the dust. Newspaper re-
ports say it was great success, and
we hope these reports are correct; but
it is a difficult matter for city to
purge itself of stencil of the char
acter generated in New Ulm, even
though mere half dozen of seditious
individuals were responsible for bring
ing the community into such disrepute.
The odium will disappear in the course
of time, but publication cannot be
brought about with a whitewash
brush. ,... ....r
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

One Carl Ahlteen, editor of 'The
Alarm" an I. w. w. pepper published at
Minneapolis in the Swedish language,
has been arrested, under indictment of
the Hennepin county grand jury, and
formally charged with printing an
article in his sheet interfering with
and discouraging the enlistment of
men in the service Of the United
States. Papers of ''The Alarm" sort
should be suppressed by the govern
ment and their seditious editors cast
into a dungeon to undergo solitary
confinement for life. : A37~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13
Marched. through the streets

Marched through the streets of
Anna, ILL.,, by company of soldiers,
one Johnson, a holy roller preacher,
and his son were compelled to kneel in
a muddy street and kiss the American
flag. They were. then frescoed rich
yellow hue with eggs unfit for the
market, and the clouds sent forth a
torrent of: rain to wash the iieffluvia
from the atmosphere. Because a man
is a preacher or a preachers son is
no reason why he should escape pun
sishment when-as did these fellows
reasonable utterances against the
government have been made.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1917-09-13

There is prolific yield of buckwheat
this year but we would advise the fair
young things of the country to alb
stain from eating it. In every buck
wheat pancake there is at least a
dozen pimples. Men, of course, do not
mind the pimplifcation Of their
physiognomies-the would eat buck
wheat pancakes even if the fapjacks
produced as many boils as those which
were inflicted by the Lord upon the
late Mr.. Job.