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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15


Notice Is hereby given to the cit
izens Of Hammond, North Township,
Lake County. Indiana. that the under
signed. Carl Lundgren. is male in
habitant and resident OF said CITY.
Township. County and State. and over
The a gc of twenty-one years. that he
has resided in the State OF Indiana for
more than one year and in the City OF
Hammond. North Township. Lake
County. Indiana. for more than six (6S
months prior to the date OF this notice.
and is a naturalized citizen OF the
United states and of good moral char
aeter. that he viii apply to the Board
of County Commissioners OF Lake
County. at Crown Point. Indiana at it,
December. 1917. session. for the renewal
of a license TO sell at re all. spurious.
zinous and malt liquors in less guam
titles than FIVE gallons at time and
permit the same 70 be drank on the
promises where sold. said license here
tofore granted b. the Hoard Of Tor'r'is-
sioners on The Attn day of Dece re X.
1916 and issued hy Edwari simon. Aud
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
srArInNFRv rnNrR ACT

Notice is hereby given that on Thurs
day. December 9Th 1917. up to 10
O'Clock A. n, the Board or Commits
sioners OF Lake County Indiana viii
receive bids for furnishing Stationery.
Records. etc. for the various County
Officers for the year 1918 Bids must
be in accordance with The specihca-
irons adopted by the Board Of Commits
sioners. on file IN the Auditors Office
The right TO reject any and all bids is
reserved.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Classified Advertisements

After August 18th, OK all cIas-
sihed advertisements placed with
as over telephone and not paid for
at the office within days, sn ad-
ditional charge OF ten cents VIII De
made for collection
The best service can be given cur
patrons by bringing ali classified ad-
vsrtfsements to our office and pay
Ing for same and save collection
charge.
LAKE. COUNTY PIG. PUB CO.
TIMES NEWSPAPERS.
Apg. 8, 1917.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

ajos. deceased, to appear in the Lake
Superior Court held at Hammond. In
diana. on the 10th day OF December,
1917. and show cause. If any. why the
Email Settlement Accounts with the
Estate Of said decedent should not be
approved and said heirs are notified to
then and there make proof of helrship.
and receive their distributive shares
WITNESS the Clerk Of the Lake
Superior Court. at Hammond this 18th
day Of November 1917.
HERBERT J.. WHEATON.
Clerk Lake Superior Court.
NnH IE-2o 1917
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Wanted to Buy.

WANTED-Old False Teeth Don't
matter If broken. T pay $500 10 SIS
uer set. Send BY parcel post and re-
ceive check by return mail L. Mazer.
2007 S. Fifth St. Philadelphia, Pa.
l1-14-12
WANTED TO BUy-A secondhand BIZ
cycle in good condition. Address X
r. h Times office. Hammond. 11-14-2
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Help Wanted.

WANTED Some good 1--we wires-Iadies
or gentlemen Fine opportunity for
advancement. Apply Friday q m. or
Safurday p. f. Shelhouse. Superin-
fendent First National Bank Bldg.
Room 2 East Chica 90. 11-15-2
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
For Sale-Horses and Cattle

FOR SAI.E-One 1900 III. bay horse. 10
wears old; one IA Glory sewing machine
tSinger) Metropolitan Mercantine Co,
SIS Plumr7er ave. Hammond. 10-23tf
FOR SRI.E-Fean Of good work norsvs
harness and large delivery wagon.
real cheap If taken az once. Apply
shipping Room Lion Store Hammond
II 8 .
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Nov s15-22


NOTICES OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
or ESTATE
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
or TEKI.A BUCzKOWSKI. In THE
LAKE SUPERIOR COURT. NO
1851 NOVEMBER TERN. 1917.
Notice is hereby given To the Heirs.
Legatees and Creditors of Tekla Buck
owskt deceased 10 appear i'm the Lake
Superior Court held az Hammond In
diana. on The 10th day of December.
1917. and show cause. if any. why the
Final Settlement Accounts with the
Estate OF said docedent should not be
approved: and said heirs are notified to
then and there make proof OF heirship.
and receive their distributive shares.
SUPERIOR court ar hammond this 12th
dav of D-oyerobsr 1912
HrRRFRT 2. WHEATON,
clar{s lake suner1or court
Nov r5-a9 1af-
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NOTICES OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
or ESTATE.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Real Estate Bargains


FOR SALE
We have three specials this week that
must be sold not later than Friday.
otherwise VIII be taken OF az tho
market.
SiN-room bungalow on SO #. lot
Becker st, finished in oak. furnace
heat and decorated. screens. also ga
rage Price s2.35o. or will take small
er improved property in trade or part
cash. balance terms
F8Ve-room modern brick bungaI low on
a &Tl4 IT, Hot. May st.. finished in
oak throughout. hot water heat. dec
Grated, screens and elegant chicken
yard. Price S45oo-S500 cash. bal
ance as rent. Can take other proper
~ in trade
Six-room modern two story house. in
Aomewood. finished i'm oak and birch
throughout. sun psrlor. fireplace and
every modern convenience. garage
for two cars. Price S6,00o-$750 cash
balance terms or can take IN good
vacant lot in trade. Ask to see these
places. We have no better values
for quick turn over at this time.
ULLRICH & RICK.
Phone $50 OF 2659 Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
For Rent-Houses.

FOR RENT Ffve-room cottage with
one or two acres of good garden land /:
possession Dec. /. Phil Mclaughlin.
1272X2. Hammond. 11-l4-4
FOR RENT-Furnished house in Home
wood: Z rooms: rental $4,000 per
month. best references required. l.. r.
g.. Times. Hammond. 11-15-3
FOR RENT-4-room cottage al %
Douglas e.. Inquire % Douglas 81
Hammond II 15
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Situation Wanted.

WANTED-A position by an experience
I'd chauffeur. we'll acquainted with the
Calumet region. SIS Sibley st. Phone
1878 Hammond 11-15-1
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Miscellaneous.

FOR GUARANTEED - UpholsterinE.
Furniture Repairing and Rednishing.
call The Lake County Upholstering Co
oS- f. state st. Phone 2542. Hammond.
Ind East Chicago. $40. 11-13-5
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

NOTICE or ADOPTION OF PRIMARY
ASSESSMENT POLL.

ASSESSMENT ROLL.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN: That
on the 5th day OF November. 1917 the
Board of Public Works adopted a Pri-
mary Assessment Roll for the improve
ment Of Virginia Street. Sec. 2 from the
North line Of the Right Of Way Of the
Wabash Railroad 10 the East and West
Center line of Section Ten 10). Town
ship Thirty-six 1850 North Range
Eight 80 West of the Second Prin-
cipal Meridian within the city OF Cary.
Indiana. under Deelaratory Resolution
Number Seventeen Hundred Forty-one
(174D adopted on the 10th day Of July.
1917. by the Board OF Public Works
The intersecting streets and alleys
are: Eleventh. Thirteenth. Fourteenth
and Fifteenth Avenues.
The parallel streets and alleys within
One Hundred Fifty U5O) feet are: Al
ley No. Six and Seven East
Said Assessment Roll contains the
names Of the owners and description Of
property TO be assessed. with the
amounts OF the prima face assess
ments against each lot or parcel of
land subject TO assessment ard is on file
and can be seen at the office Of the Board
Of Public Works ana the cry clerk
in the City Hall Gary. Lake County.
Indiana
On the 18th day Of November. 1917.
at Nine o'clock A. NJ, the Board of Pub
lie works viii meet in its office at the
City Hall. to hear and receive remou-
strances against the amounts assessed
against each Of said lots and parcels Of
land and viii hear and determine tie
question as 20 whether the same have
been benefited or Will be specially
benefited by said improvement in the
amounts set for in said roll. and viii
then give a hearing to all persons in
terested. and thereafter sustain or
modify in whole or in part the respect
i've prima facie assessments on said
roll
BY order Of the Board Of Public
Works.
GEO. H. MANLOVE
ASA It. HOOPER.
FRANK ZAWADzKI
Attest; Board Of Public Works
LORETTA BERNSTEIN. Clerk
Publish Nov s-10-I2-13-14-15-I6 1917
NOTICE.
Notice is hereby given to the public
that the planling en- the temporary
bridge on Calumet Avenue is unsafe for
heavy traffic and il is dangerous TO use
the same for heavy trucks. All heavy
trucks must therefore use either the
Holman Street or the Columbia Avenue
bridge in crossing the Calumet River.
JACOB SCHROEDER.
BARNEY a CARTER.
Board of Public Works
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Wanted to Rent.

WANTED TO RENT-Smau cottage in
East Chica so by responsible party
Address. G. T. Times Hammond
11-14-1
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Lost and Found.

L0ST-Placlz and white cocker spaniel
pup. about ten days ago; finder please
notify T. g. Becker AT State st. Phone
S40I and receive reward 1l-15-1
LOST-About 7. m. " adnesday, be
tween Dempsey Battery Station and
Orpheum theater, by way Of Fayette.
Calumet and Indiana one :. T. r. 2
starting battery with red marks on
side. threaded rubber insulation. Re
ward II returned to Dempsey Battery
Service Station. ais Fayette st, Ham
mond. III 10 !
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
Wanted-Female Help.

WANTED-Girls for adver-
Using room, piece wor K;
girls between ii and Is
years; work only S hours
but must have school GER
tifcate. FRANK S. BETZ
co.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
GRAVEL ROAD LETTING. LAKE
COUNTY. INDIANA

GRAY Ell ROAD LETTING. LAKE
COUNTY. INDIANA
Notice is hereby given that on Fri
day. December 18th 1917 At Commits
sioners Room in the Court House in
Crown Point. Indiana the Board of
Commissioners Of said County Will let
to the lowest responsible bidder. the
construction OF certain Gravel Road
in Hobart Township. known as the Wm.
Olander BOARD according to the plans
and specifications on file in the Audit
or's office
Sealed bids may be Ief, with the un-
dersigned Auditor up to one o'clock p.
N. OF the day Of letting
Bond for double the amount ar the
bid must accompany all bids. one Of
the surcties must be a resident or Lake
County Indiana. or a Surety Company
authorized to do business in Lake
County. Indiana. The same 10 he re-
turned to al unsuccessful bidders The
right TO reject any and ali bids is re-
served
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
RLAcK.

GEO. O. SCHAAF.
JOHN H CLAUSSEN.
Board OF Commissioners of Lake
County. Indiana.
Attest. EDWARD SIMON
Auditor Lake County. Indiana
Nov 1929
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

EDWARD SIMON.
Auditor Lake County. Indiana
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
GRAVEL ROAD LETTING. LAKE
lnl- WV IN-InIANA

COUNTY. INDIANA.
Notice is hereby given that on Fri
day. December 7th. 1917 at Commits
sioners' Room il The Court House in
Crown Point. Indiana. the Board Of
Commissioners of said County will let
to the lowest Responsible bidder the
construction of a certain Gravel Road
i'm Winfield and Eagle Creek Townships.
known as the Herbert J. Cornish Road
according to the plans and speciica-
lions on file i'm the Auditors Onice
Sealed bids may be left with the un-
dersigned Auditor up TO one o'clock T.
II. of the day OF letting.
Bond for double the amount Of the
bid must accompany all bids. one Of
the sureties must be a resident Of Lake
county Indiana or a Surety Company
authorized TO do business in Lake
County. Indiana The same to be re-
turned 70 all unsuccessful bidders. The
right to reject any and all bids is re-
served
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

FOR -Four-room cottaee furn-
ished for light housekee ping, refer
ence required. Phone 857J. S41 Kane
ave. Hammond 11-l5-1
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
For Rent Flats.

FOR RENT-Modern s-roorn furnished
Fat. steam heat, refs. required Phone
9T2M hammond II *
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
suite Of rooms at 500 Michigan ave.
Phone 1889. Hammond 11-15-1
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EDWIN r. STATF'FFR
Nov l-G-15-22 Executor.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15
JAMES BLACK

GEO . SCHAAF.
JOHN II CLAISSEN.
Board OF Commissioners of Lake
County. Indiana
Attest. EDWARD SIMON.
Au8Itor Lake County, Indiana.
Nov 15-22-29
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FOR RFNT=Three rooms for light
housekeeping Phone $3.50 Hammond
II Is ?
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For Sale-Miscellaneous

FOR SALE-Unredeenaed diamonds and
railroad watches. Lesser's Reliable
Loan Bank. SIS State st., Hammond
Open evenings. 4-12-tf
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FOR RENT-Three modern light hskg
rooms. hot water heat. electric light.
gas stove and bath. 112 Forsyth ave.
West Hammond il Is I
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

FOR RENTING room suite for light
hskg. no children. 4s7 Michigan ave.
Hammond II Is
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KUsSMAUL FEED a ROOFING CO,
lis Clinton st. Phone 37s7. East Chs
oaxo. phone 4sSR s-11-1m
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-11-15

HERBERT L. WHEATON.
Clerk Lake Superior Court.
Nov 1922 1917
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26

badly injured last week while moving
some machine works on rollers at the
Berlin works at Belot. His left foot
got caught in the machine and was
crushed to such an extent that two OF
his toes had to be amputated. He is
at the Emergency hospital, and is i'm
proving.
Miss Elizabeth Brecken was week
end guest at the homes of Mr. and Mrs
W. S. Ross and Mr. and Mrs Robert NJ
| Crawford.
P. P. McMurrough and daughter
Walburga have returned from a visit
at the John Ternes home at Ridgeway
Mr. and Mrs Calvert Spensley and
Mr. and Mrs John Lightbourne and
children were at Dodgeville Monday on
business.
Miss Blanche Fox of Madison is the
guest of Mr. and Mrs Elmer Ellsworth.
Mrs Peter Meuer visited at the farm
home Of Mr. and Mrs George Schaaf
last Tuesday.
Miss Lucille Elllngen of Dodgeville is
spending few days at the home of Mr.
and Mrs Frank Alblinger.
Mrs John Baker of Blanchardville
and daughter Mrs G. NJ. LIE Baron OF
Chicago are the guests of Mr. and Mrs
Charles Allen and other relatives this
week.
Mr. and Mrs Edward Jones and
daughter Mrs Charles Gilman and
Miss Madge Coppin attended the flu
neral of Mr. James Williams at Rewey
Sunday
Miss Gertrude Weidenfeller spent the
week end with Mrs NJ. B. Scheuttler at
her beautiful summer home on the
Oconomowoc. Miss Weidenfeller will
be joined by her niece Miss Eva Schmit
in Milwaukee this week.
Miss Agnes Jackson of Minneapolis
is the guest of Mr. and Mrs Otto Gill
mann.
Mrs Charles Collicutt and Mrs Char
les Allen spent several days last week
visiting at Jonesdale and Blanchard
VILE
Mr. and Mrs Bernard Tyrer spent
Sunday at the farm home of her father,
Mr. George Godfrey.
A very pleasant family outing was
enjoyed at the farm home Of Erwin
Bennett in Diamond Grove Tuesday.
A bounteous picnic supper was served
on the lawn. Those who attended
were: Mr. and Mrs Joseph Beckerleg,
Mrs Morris Dobson, Misses Sadie and
Susie Bennett, Mrs Joseph Bennett and
William Bennett of Chicago.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
PLEASANT VIEW

Joseph Richards, Mrs Andrew
Grange, Mrs James Gardner and Mrs
Frank Crum and daughter of Mineral
Point autoed here Wednesday and
spent the day at the Charles Cox home.
Mrs John Collins spent the past
week at the Marshall Day home.
Mr. and Mrs Joseph erase of Mont
fort are the guests of their daughter
Mrs Edward Bowden.
Mrs Jane Dunn is spending this
week at the home of her son Charles in
Mineral Point.
MI and Mrs Bernard Tyrer and son
Of Mineral Point attended church here
Sunday and visited at the George God
frey home.
Mr. and Mrs Henry Terrill and fami-
ly and William Terrill were recent Wis
itors at the Raleigh James home.
The building of new road just
across the line in the town Of VALID
wick from the Cross Roads Cheese fac
tory to Henry Gribble's residence is
we'll under way.
John Collins has returned to his
home in Mineral Point, having COM
pleted the carpenter work on a new
dairy barn size SO by SO for Raleigh
James.
Joseph Dobson,has a new REQ car.
Mr. and Mrs Henry DeMuth and
family autoed to Hollandale Sunday.
Homer Hunt had the misfortune to
break bone in one of his fingers re-
Gently.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
MINERAL POINT OF TODAY
NOTES BY THE DEMOCRATS
NEWS CATERER.

Miss Nancy Lambertson returned
Saturday from Chicago, (where she has
been working for the Red Crosse to
spend two month vacation with her
aunt aunt and uncle w. P. Gundry and
Miss Mary r. Gundry.
Mr. and Mrs j. J. Fielder and son
Joseph were at Darlington last Tues
day.
Mr. and Mrs George Fordyce and
Misses Louisa and Marie Frontz of
Chicago spent several days last week
at the home of Mr. and Mrs A. f.
Bishop, Jr.
Miss Theresa Kemmerling returned
Sunday from weeks visit with her
brothers at Rockford and GAINESVILLE.
Mr. and Mrs r. j. Martin LETT Satur-
day for a weeks visit with Mrs
Martins parents, Mr. and Mrs Welty
at Rockford.
Oscar Vivian returned Saturday from
a several days business trip to Milwau-
kee.
Miss Cecilia Lieder, who is studying
to be a trained nurse at the Mercy
hospital, arrived here Monday to spend
vacation of three weeks with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs Otto Lieder.
Mr. and Mrs Herman Fielder and two
sons and Mrs Catherine Fielder of Cuba
City were the guests of Mr. and Mrs J.
j. Fielder Sunday.
j. j. Fielder left Monday for Mil
waukee to attend directors meeting of
the Catholic knights.
Miss Maud Reynolds left Thursday
to visit in Chicago; and on Saturday G.
w. Reynolds, Mr. and Mrs Ira Rey-
nolds and Maud left for an Eastern
trip by automobile to Philadelphia, New
York, Boston, Niagara Falls.
Miss Nina Reynolds and Miss
Catherine Babcock Of Waldwick visit
ed at the home Of Mr. and Mrs William
Mcneil Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs E. G. Fielder returned
Friday from delightful motor trip of
three weeks to Boston, New York and
Massachusetts.
Miss Mary Weidenfell9r returned
Thursday from a two months visit
with her brother Raymond and wife at
Coleraine, MINI.
Mr. and Mrs w. P Bliss entertained
the auction bridge club with a six
o'clock dinner at their home Tuesday
OF last week.
Mr. and Mrs George Jeuck, ST., Mr.
and Mrs w. j. Jeuck and Mrs William
Jeuck, Sr. attended the funeral of their
neice Miss Anna Hilger at Dubuque
Friday. Miss Hilger's cousin Rev. FIR.
William n. Jeuck Of Marshfield con
Quoted the funeral services.
Born, to Mr. and Mrs Earl Tom, at
Chicago, Friday, July 20, daughter.
Mrs Tom was formerly Miss Annie
Jeuck of this city.
Miss Eva Schmit left Monday for a
visit at Milwaukee.
Miss Elizabeth Kim returned from
a week visit at Milwaukee Saturday
Mr. and Mrs Chris Vickers and family
of Blanchardville and George Goelz of
Belmont, Iowa, visited at the homes of
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
Amectaticn.

Affectation is an awkward and
forced imitation of what should be
genuine and easy wanting the beauty
that accompanies what is NATURAL
Locke.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
Limit of Dishonesty.

Harduppe-"What is your opinion Of
Flubdub's honestyy" Borrowed
mighty poor. He actually came around
to my house and stole an umbrella l
had borrowed from him."-Life.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
Unclaimed Letters.

MINERAL POINT. July %, 1917.-Let-
tiers addressed as follows remain unclaimed at
the Mineral Point postoffice:
Fred Bachelor ~ Leo Jeuck
Mrs Ole Paulson
In calling for above, please say advertised.
GEORGE CRAWFORD. Postmaster.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-07-26
Panama Hats Cleaned.

Gents Panama Hats cleaned. Leave
your orders at A. M. KRAMER'S.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-05-31
CONGRESS MAY LEGfSLATE
 FOR "DAYLIGHT SAVING" Upon Favorable Recommendation of the Commerce Committees.

Washington. May so. = Daylight saving" legislation requiring all time pieces to be set forward one hour during the summe~ months is expect ed to come before the senate within a few weeks with the favorable recon- mendation of the commerce commit tee. Senator Robinson of Arkansas has filed a report for the committee upon the bill of Senator Calder of New York, approving it as fairly calcu- lated to accomplish valuable econo- mics in our national life.
 The comfort and convenience of many millions of our people will be promoted by its passage the report states. Tt is regarded of special value in the present national ener- sency." It is believed by the com mittee that the possible benefits of the Legislation are more than sufficient to offset objections presented In view of the increased food production which will be brought about under the bill, the comfort and convenience which it will bring to laborers and the public generally, and the saving of expenses, especially relating to light and fuel, it is believed by our com mittee that the measure should be enacted"
 That the legislation should not go into effect. however, until next year, is recommended. The change in time pieces would be in effect from the last
Norwich bulletin., 1917-05-31
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Our minister used to be prize fighter in his early days.
 I see. He's an ex-pounder, as it pnere.-London Answers.
 Give me cigarette. Bill"
 ."Only got one"
 "Oh. that's all right. I'll get tho rest some other tine."-Froth.
 The Oracle-Only fools are certain. wise men hesitate.
 His Wife-Are you sure, dearie2
 The Oracle-Yes, my darling; cer- tain of it--Puck.
 Bacon-They say he's weli-lenown author.
 'TIe's had at least a. hundred stories declined. ."-Yonkers Statesman.
 Papa, why did you marry ma
 'fBecause, my dear. thought she was the most beautiful woman ih the world at that time"
 ''Well. isn't she ?"-Judge.
 So you've joined the Army. eh. Jack? I spose you'll be hearing the
 Yes: and I'm delighted to know that they won't be Whistlins any of the popular song unes.-Brownins' Magazine.
 T refused their invitation to din- ner."
 ~They're showing the next number of serial picture at the movie the same night and I don't want to mics it"-Detroit Free Press.
 George, do you think the coal will last until warm weatherY' asked his wife anxiously, as he arose from ia miliar depths.
 ''Oh, it's bound to-" answered hub by, with fine optisisnl, If we don't burn any more. re."-dndianapolis Star wife-But must have a new hGt.
 Hub Ca retired broker)-Don't 1Uy on this market. I have been watcH- ing millinery prices and anything thar has had such a boom Is sure to have slump. Mark my words, you can't pick out single hat that won't be lower within six months. Boston Transcript.