Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1917-09-27
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= BEING A DEAR DAD :
BY HELEN HEoLEY.

NhVIus VI NODOuy! answered Min
crescendo, and ending in sort of
grOan.
"Why on earth" Emmett began.
Lois, the eldest Ashton, took the word
from his lips, saying: "Just what we
want to knOw-and can't find out. II
is this way-dad says we shan't, and
there's an end of it. Not the least
little smidge Of a reason why"
upon my wordr Emmett ejaculat-
ed-then wheeling upon Elm, the
youngest of the trio, withal the wicked
est flirt; Confess, miss. What have
you been doing to make a perfectly
good father act up this way?"
Nothing at all. I've had no chance
whatever" En- pouted, but with the
ghost of dlmple playing about her
lips. Been over at Grandpa Beans
which is next thing to solitary con-
| finement. SO lonesome I'd almost
have had heart failure even over you"
"Even met Ingrautude, thy name is
En- Ashtonl" Emmett cried, laying a
hand distractedly to his forehead. All
were laughing-even Betty, the staid
middle sister. Lois gasped between
giggles: "But I really believe you're
on the right trail, Emmett"
EN- giggled harder than anybody.
She had to-being perfectly aware of
why dad, usually the most tractable
Of parents, was indeed acting up. The
why was a man-aS Is usual in case
Of a stern father and a dlstractingly
pretty girl. Squire Ashton disap-
proved of Barton Clay wholly-frQm
the crQyR pf his handsome head to the
soles Of his arlst6cfatic feet Add that
the fair was, In effect, Barton Clay
he was president Of the association
chief exhibitor and giver of more than
half the prizes-and the mystery ceas-.
es to be mysterious, -. A..1
"My respected uncle will surely get
his come-uppance. see him now with
three old maids to torment his extreme
age" Emmett commented loftily. Bet
ty amazed all BY a vigorous head
shake and said: "Make it two, please;
I'm going to marry-if / have to pro-
pose myself, get the license and pay
the parson."
"Betsy, 1 didn't know you could be,
so desperate" Emmett cried, trying to
pinch her cheek. "But cheer up-if
the worst comes, I'll look you up a
susceptible widower-one so new in
grief he don't know enough to run
away" =,
mo need. 1 can always take you
at PINCH" Betty retorted.
EN-. how about your" Emmett de-
manded. she giggled again. Nothing
doing" she said saucily. "Em, En-
| NETT; we'd get ourselves so mixed up
we couldn't tell who to scold or swear
at, or aggravate. And really, we are as
much alike as our Names"
mo such thing. You 1atter your
self wildly" Emmett returned, stick
ing out his chin. The battle Of wits
so ragged that those engaged had no
ears or eyes for anything outside1
Therefore, red car halted at the pOr1
tico steps, the hall door yielded to an
impatient hand which had found
knocking vain and then all Barton Clay
was among them, nOdding to the 9TH
ers, but holding Ems hands as though
he could not let them go, and looking
down into her eyes. What he read
there glorifed his face. With soft
laugh. half bllssful, half defiant, he
bent and kissed her, then gathered her
In his arms. "Bear witness, I'm mo-
kidnaper, l take my own from her fa-
theirs house In the face Of daylight and
under the eyes of her-family," he said
proudly-then to EN-: "You got my,
note2 Are you ready to go without
waiting for the fairT
"Tm ready, but l don't know any,
thing about any note" EN- answered
openly, nesting to him. Emmett laid
a hand upon BartOn's arm, saying per-,
suasively: Listen, son, don't do this
very foolish thing. You mustn't, In
fact. won't let you. That's my little
sister you're smuggling up there-no1
body's ever going to have the right 90,
say she left her fathers house with o.
man not her welded husband. You'd
hate that, same as would, once you
let yourself think In cold blood. Stay
and face the music-otherwise her
father. Wen stand by you, all of us
let him know you mean fair and mean
also to play fair" aL.a
Barton grinned-one charm of his
was quick transition. "I tell you, It
has been refreshing-this liberal al
lOwance of cold shoulder" he said.
"But here comes the grand mogul now.
Who lives up to fine words7"
"All Of u.s." Lois said. running to
meet her father, who entered amid a
chorus "Please," and "Do be a dear
dad" and such like entreaties. A
glance explained things to him. but
Emmett had to put the case convinc-
ingly In the end. "As a publlc-spirited
citizen, you owe 1t to the country to
put a dangerous citizen under bonds