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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Sure! High Heels
Cause Corns But
Who Cares Now

You reckless men and women who
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once week invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by Cincinnati authority
to use drug called freezone, which
the moment a few drops are applied
to any corn or callous the soreness is
relieved and soon the entire corn or
callous, root and all, lifts off with the
fingers.
Freezone dries the moment 1t is ap-
piled, and simply shrivels the corn or
callous without inflaming or even ir-
ritating the surrounding tissue or
skin. A small bottle of freezone will
cost very little at any Of the drug
stores, but will positively rid ones
feet of every hard or soft corn or
hardened callous. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone he can get it at
any wholesale drug house for you.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
TAKES OFF pANpRuFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hairl Get a 25-cent bottle
Of Danderine right now-AIso
stops itching scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
Of its lustre, its strength and Its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and ing of the scalp, which
If not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots Of 1t if you will just try little
danderine. Save your hair! Try it!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

Mrs. G, W. MATHIS, 1476 f. Sth ST., N.
Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is
and has been for nearly so years just
the medicine that every woman needs
when passing through the changing
days. 1t is not secret prescription,
for its ingredients are printed on the
wrappers it's temperance medicine.
Not only does it build up the entire
system and make it strong and vigor-
GUS enough to withstand the organic
disturbances, but it has a quieting
effect upon the feminine organism that
reduces the distress to o minimum.
For any womanly ailment, disease or
complaint, no matter of how long
standing, we advise anxious women to
get DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
in either liquid or tablet form.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Without Operation

Habits and chronic diseases Of
every description and kind. /
have cured thousands of people
in the last IL years by the use of
Radium, X Ray, Electric Cur.
rents. Lights, Bakeovens. Vibra-
tors, Magnetic Waves. Ozone,
Packs, Diet, Adjustments, Man
ipulations, Massage and Baths.
Consultation free, Write
DR.. w. Z. MALLORY,
COOS Broadway Bldg.
Portland. Oregon
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Lies Rlaasst Gamble.

The upper berth is not, primarily, a
place of rest. It's a gamble, like po'
ker, and marriage and storage eggs.
The main idea of the upper is,
first, to see If you can get in it, and
second, to stay there till morning
without breaking your neck.
The chances are so apiece, and even
money that you lose. If you win you
pay the porter a quarter If you lose
you pay your own funeral expenses.
The only right way through is to
approach it as a purely sporting prop
osition. Take lot Of life insurance
and long breath and make night
of it.-Roswell IN. NJ Record.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
"Pape's Dlapepsin' makes Sick, Sour,
Classy stomachs surely feel fine
In five minutes.

II what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like lump Of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach-headache you
can get blessed relief in five minutes
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting large fifty-cent case OF
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store
You realize in five minutes how need.
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc.
tor in the world. It's wonderful.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
The Raw of Jov,

-------- T TTC FEuy Vt wy
80 her husband was killed In a
train wreck"
YES"
"She must have felt terribly about
it?"
"She did, but as long as he had to
die she was glad it happened that way
because she collected double indem-
nifty on his accident insurance. DE
trolt Free Press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
THIS Book EXPLAINS.

II you will send three dimes or stamps,
to pay for wrapping and mailing and
enclose this notice, Doctor Pierce Of
the lnvalids' Hotel, Buffalo N. Y, will
send you revised copy of his Common
Sense Medical Adviser, in cloth binding,
zoos pages, with color plates. just
what you need In case OF sickness or
accident Treats of Physiology, An
atomy. Sex problems, Marriage relations,
Hygiene, Exercise. Disease and its pre-
yention.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
The Easy Way to
Heal Sick Skins

Resinol Ointment, with Resinol
Soap, usually stops itching instantly.
Unless the trouble is due to some SER
ious internal disorder, it quickly and
easily heals most cases of eczema,
rash, or similar tormenting skin or
scalp eruption, even when other treat
ments have given little relief. Ply
sicians have prescribed Resinol for
years. Resinol Ointment and Resinol
Soap are sold by all druggists.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
for Years
No Relief

for it, but they did me no good. In
reading one of DR.. Hartman's books
entitled Winter Catarrh,' discovered
that Peruna was good for catarrh.
After had taken only three bottles
of Peruna / was cured of the catarrh.
J now advise everybody troubled with
catarrh to take Or. Hartman's Peruna,
as II is sure cure for catarrh.
Friends to whom recommend Pc
runa tell me that it is also good for
headache. dizziness, and pain in the
stomach"
Those who object to liquid medI.
eines can now procure Peruna Tab
let's.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
10 CENT "cASCARETs"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
BiIIousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
Breath-Candy Cathartlc

No odds how bad your liver, stom-
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, Indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels--you always get
relief with Cascarets. They imme-
diately cleanse and regulate the stom-
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con-
stipated waste matter and poison
from the intestine5 and bowels. A
1O-cent box from your druggist will
keep your liver and bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep.
--Advt.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
IF YOUR CHILD is CROSS,
FEVERISH, coNSTlPATED
Look Mother! If tongue Is coated,
cleanse little bowels with "Call.
fornia Syrup of rigs"

Mothers can rect easy after giving
California Syrup Of Figs" because In
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
take this harmless fruit laxative"
Millions of mothers keep 1t handy be-
cause they know its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels Is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for 50-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs"
which contains directions for babies,
children of all ages and for grown-ups.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

were useless and only an operation
would help me, but Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has proved it
otherwise. am now perfectly well
and can do any kind of work. Mrs.
NELLIE PHELPS, care of RIA. Rider,
R.F. D. No. s, Fulton, N. Y.
We wish every woman who suffers
from female troubles, nervousness,
backache or the blues could see the let
ters written by women made well by Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If you have bad symptoms and do not
understand the cause, write to the
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass. for helpful advice given free.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

An old lady once went up to a sailor
and asked him why the ship had
stopped.
Cant get along on account of the
fog" said the sailor.
"But can't you go by the stars?"
said the old lady.
We're not going that way unless
the boiler bursts, mum. Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
she's Surely Right.

Don't you think mothers should
stay at home with their children?"
asked callow youth, eager to score
on well-known married suffragette
who had just spoken.
"Well," she said, her voice taking
an earnest, intimate note, II don't
know about that, but l do think chill
dren should stay at home with their
mothers. Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Great Difference.

Bishop Sanford olmstead Of Den
yer was urging, in holiday address,
Christianity of the militant, active,
beneficent sort. "Why, my dear
friends" he said, "there is almost as
much difference between being good
and doing good as there is between
being a man and doing a man."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Her Ladyship.

Her Ladyship.
$50 Peggys grown up and got mar
ried? What a romantic child she was
and how she used to talk about mar
rying title"
"Well, she did"
"You don't mean 1t? What is she
now, countess or duchess?"
Neither; she's a coal baroness"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

well, Jock" said the laird Of a
certain estate, "you are getting very
bent; why don't you stand up straight
like me?"
"Eh, mon," said Jock, "ye see that
field of corn over there? Well, yell
notice that the full heads hang down
and the empty ones stan right up"
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
The Schemer.

Mrs. A.-Don't you think you lose
patience with your husband on rather
slight provocation?
Mrs. B.-I have to provoke him
sometimes SO that he will lose his
temper and then give me anything
want so as to atone for the way he
has acted.-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
The Farmers, Philosophy.

Don't you get tired of summer
boarders who complain of the food?"
81 used to-" replied Farmer Corn
tossel, until I figured on 1t. There's
more profit In boarder who kicks
and doesn't eat than there is in one
who eats and doesn't kick. ."-Ex-
change.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Hard to Please.

"Are you aware that the United
States government spends large sum
every year on its'weather bureau?"
NO." replied the confirmed pessi-
mist, "but regardless of whether the
amount is great or small, the sort of
weather we get is not worth the mon
ey."-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
DoubIy Accomplished. .

IAN intellectual feat as well as one
illustrating gymnastic prowess."
How now?"
"The professor will cross the bridge
on tight rope at the same time bal
ancing set Of books. louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
On To Him.

Rowneder--My dear, it was, of
course, business that detained me till
midnight.
Mrs. Rowneder-Yes.
Rowneder-You know wouldn't de-
ceive you.
Mrs. Rowneder-No, Charlie, you
wouldn't deceive me, no matter what
you said.-Chicago Herald.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
The Pride of Race.

Darling, have a confession to
make"
II will not hear It,"
"But 1t relates to your happiness" +"
"Never-but say on" =
with half yard to go, my grand
father fumbled the ball. in the game
with Penn 10 years ago."
"Horrors-out Of my sight forever"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
A Sense Of vindlcatlon.

What do you think of the idea Of
a concert Of powers?"
Its good thing" replied Mr.. Dus-
tin Stax. ut supports my old conten-
tion that IL you want to do business
these days you've got to have some
sort of a Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

Stranger (arriving at scene Of rail-
road wreck)-Good heavens! What
are you all waiting for? Why don't
you rescue the passengers?
Spokesman-We are waiting for the
moving picture men.-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Plenty of Privacy Then.

rs there such place in the world
as an ideal summer resort?"
"Oh, yes" replied the cynical per-
son.
Name It,"
almost any summer resort in mid
winter. Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
ReckIessness,

Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs.
Torkins, "the baby next door swal-
lowed quarter"
1T won't hurt the child"
II know. But isn't 1t terrible how
careless some people are with mon
ey?"-Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
WOMAN COULD
HARDLY STAND
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound,
Fulton, N Y. = 'Why will women
pay out their money for treatment and

receive no benefit,
when SO many have
proved that Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Com pound d
will make them
well !? For over a
year / suffered SO
from female weak
ness ! could hardly
stand and was
afraid to go on the
street alone. Doc
tnre said nediciuao
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
NERVOUS WOMEN :!
lt's The Same Everywhere In Oregon.
Portland, Oregon. I'll was +,

months troubled
with nervousness,
and the doctor
said l had
consu m ption.
Through the ad-
vice OF a friend |
took DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescrip-
ton and was COM
pletely cured. l
am now in middle
life and am in
pood health ~
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Pat Was Puzzled,

"who do viz want ter see?"
"Donahoo."
"Who did yez say?"
"Donahoo! Donahoo!"
"Well, If you dunno who, how the
divil do OF know who?'-Boston Tran
script.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

Water Power.
A little babbling brook ran down,
Too small for navigation;
And yet it helped to run the town
Through an appropriation.
-Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Amended.

She-Do you think 1t will be all
right for us after we are married to
settle couple Of squares away from
my family?
He-I was going to say couple Of
states.-Dallas News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
His ENJOYABLE Trip.

"Have a big time on your trip to
New York;"
"Oh, yes, invited native New
Yorker to go out and see his town
and he seemed delighted with it,
Jacksonville Times-Union.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
comnlicated Calculations.

"Has your husband quit work?"
"Yes. He has figured it out that he
can save more by staying home and
running the furnace economically
than he can earn by going downtown"
Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
:
Anticipated Eye.Sores,

MAJ think Josephine had better
study painting instead of music, then
she won't make any noise practicing.
Pa-Oh, / don't know. There's an
end to noise, but pictures will last for
years.-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
An unmistakable Reault.

HAS the investigation of the high
cost of living had any result?'
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum. II
think 1t has called the attention of
everybody who had anything to sell
to the fashion of showing up the
price "-Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

She-See all those baldheads down
in the front row.
He-Yes; there's always danger of
a panic in theater, SO they put the
cool-headed men in the front SEATS
Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Imitation chInese Jade.

Chinese jade is so successfully imi,
tated by German manufacturers that
experts Of the far East frequently mis-
tske the artificial far the genuine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Pretty Poor.

STUDENT wish to ask question
about tragedy.
English Professor-Yes?
Student-What's my grade? - 5
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

Use Murine after Exposure In Cold
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores
Refrcshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
GossIp of a hapny Home

"His wife always gets the last
word"
Eyes. But he usually gets last 60
at slamming the oor."-Washington
Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you. Garfield Tea
promotes health.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

For disordered liver, take Garfield
Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
shake into Your snoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. a powder for the feet. Il cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

please give a pore blind man a
dime"
"But you can see out of one eye."
"Well, then, make 1t nickel. p
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick women
well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or liquid.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Three
Bottles
PERUNA
Made
Me
Well. NJ.
ulaBlnloOOooaaluu

Mr.. Eli Lefevre, Jr,, S54 Brush St,
Detroit, Mich, writes: 81 had been
troubled with catarrh for a number
Of years, and had been taking medicine
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
TREASURY OF U. S.
IS GREATEST BANK
Taking Care Of Uncle Sans
Cash Is Task Of Consider
able Magnitude.
HAS CUSTODY OF BILLIONS
Signing Of Warrants for $s3, 100000
Mere Matter Of Daily Routine for
Custodian of Governments
Vast Funds.

"Good heavens! Governor, that
draft you are signing is for $83, ,00O,-
600" was the startled exclamation
that amused clear-eyed John Burke,
treasurer of the United States, not SO
very long ago. 1t came from an old
home friend of the former governor
Of North Dakota, who was listening
as he validated In an almost routine
way a series of treasury warrants
placed before him.
That warrant was to pay pensions
or something like that; exactly what
1t was the treasurer had forgotten. 1t
was only an incident in days work
of the head of the greatest bank and
clearing house combined in the world
the treasury of the United States.
In his keeping are placed all the
money and securities, great and small,
down to two-thirds of cent. The
national income from taxes, direct and
indirect, goes into the strong boxes,
and nothing comes therefrom without
his 20. K" OF course, he cannot at
tend to everything personally, but
upon him rests the responsibility for
the safekeeping Of the $1,426, 1927
051.48 2-3 In cash and securities for
which he gave his receipt when he
took office in 1913, and which has
since been largely increased.
The largest warrant he ever signed
was something over $145000,000, to
cancel some government bonds Per-
haps the succeeding item was for
dollar or less; but no matter how
small the amount, 1t had received ex-
actly the same attention in audit, en-
tries, examinations, checks, balancing
and signatures as the larger draft, and
there was. no reasonable possibility Of
error In either amount. There is not
penny unaccounted for or failure
to strike balance.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-03-09
Not Golnn That WAY.

Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa-
tion are relieved by Garfield Tea.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1917-09-01

others from the dreadful calamities
of this bloody conflict
In these sad and deplorable times
we address your Holiness; convinced
that the welfare of the nations rests
in the hands of the common Father
of Christendom, convinced also that
the Catholic laborers, who thankfully
remember the benefits which they
owe to the teachings of the Holy See
in matters relating to the labor ques-
ton, have placed their hopes in their
common father that permanent peace,
so long desired, may speedily return
to the world
Holy Father, we promise that the
Catholic workmen of the Netherlands
will not cease to pray that our dear
Lord may bless the efforts of your
Holiness in restoring peace among
the nations, and we appeal to the
Catholic workmen of all countries to
place their confidence in the inter-
vention of the Holy See and to use
all their influence with the Govern
ments of their countries for the re-
storation of peace.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1917-09-01
The Code of Canon Law
cOMMEMORATIoN OF EVENT
WILL BE MADE I'M IMMENSE
TAPESTRY.

For the next two years or so the
Pontifical School for the Manufacture
of Tapestries will be engaged in the
execution of an order sent to it's di-
rector, Commentators Gentili, within
the last few days by the Holy Father.
DESTROYS of commemorative the pro-
mitigation of the Code of Canon Law,
his Holiness wishes the School to
manufacture large tapestry having
for it's subject the celebration on this
memorable occasion. The figures on
this work, besides that of Pope Bene-
dict XIV, will include those of the
Cardinals, Consultors, and laymen
who took a leading part in the codi-
f1cation of Canon Law. In this way
the tapestry will have an historical
as well as an artistic value. The
Pontitical School for the Manufacture
of Tapestries has, it may be added,
just completed three beautiful speci-
mems of it's art, all destined for the
antechamber of the Pope's apart.
ments. One of these measures thirty
three feet in length.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1917-09-01
Mexican War Veteran Dies
RECEIVED SANTA Annals SWORD
WHEN HE SURRENDERED.

The funeral of Peter S. DAILY, who
was one of the few surviving veterans
of the Mexican War, took place Au-
gust 18 from the Church of SIS. Peter
and Paul, New York. Mr.. DAILY died
at his home, at the age OF So years.
Mr.. DAILY was sergeant in the Sew
enth New York Cavalry, which was
Federalized and sent to the first bor-
der war. In the last campaign of the
war all it's commissioned officers were
killed in action, and itsfell to the lot
Of Sergeant DAILY, the ranking officer,
to receive the sword of General
Santa Anna when he surrendered. He
saw service under General Winfield
Scott at Buena Vista and Palo Alto.
Mr.. DAILY was born in Tullamore,
Kings County, Ireland, in 1922. He
came to this country with his parents
when boy and settled in the lower
end of Manhattan.