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Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
SCIENTIFIC TEMPERANCE

Jefferson Ford Poole, of the Mid
dletown High School, was the success
full contestant in the New Castle
County S. T. l. Contest. Miss Eliz-
abeth Roberts, of New Castle, receiv-
ed honorable mention.
The judges of the contest we're Mrs.
]. F. McWhorter, Francis Moore. D..
D., and the Rev. ]. W. Jones, all Of
Middletown.
At the summer school, Newark, on
July 18th. the county prize. IS in gold,
was presented to Mr.. Poole by the
State S. T. I. Superintendent.
Miss Kathryn Moftit Of the Smyrna
Schools, won the Kent County s.. T..
1. Essay prize, Of IS in gold.
Sussex County was not represented.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
TOLD IN A FEW LINES

The local W. C. T. U. meets with
Mrs. James H. Draper, South Front
street, next Tuesday evening, at 7.30;
text word, ready"
The annual Pony Penning at Chin
colleague Island. Va, will take place
this year on July rs and 26th. A
large penning is being planned.
St. Johns Church, Sunday. July
%. Mass at 9 a. ms, rosary, sermon
and benediction at 7.S0; mass at
Bridgeville at 11.S0. All are cordially
invited.
Next Sunday morning at the Bap-
tist Church, Pastor Davis will speak
on THE Holy Name" At the close
of the Christian Endeavor in the ev-
ening he will lecture on Gods Sow
ereignity."
Sunday morning the pastor Of the
Presbyterian church will preach. His
subject will be, rs the War of the
United States with Germany a Right
eous one?" Mrs. Pauline Abbott
Mortimer will sing.
John E. Davis has been recon-
meuQeu co Tue bdpllst GuuCdtAOu oO-
ciety as a student for the ministry,
by a unanimous vote of the Baptist
congregation here. Pastor Davis
now has two sons studying for the
ministry.
The Presbyterian Sunday School
will picnic at Slaughter Beach next
Tuesday, July 23d. Full particulars
will be made known on Sunday. The
school meets Immediately following
service on Sunday morning, and is dis
missed at 1890.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20

The Defense Council of Delaware
annointed some weeks ago by Cover
nor Townsend, at meeting one uay
last week. adopted a resolution re-
ouesting the Governor to call a spe-
cial session of the legislature TO pass
laws to meet war conditions incIud-
ing the fOrtifying of the Delaware
coast. 1t is understood that other
matters that Governor Townsend VIII
ask the legislature to consider shoulu
the special session be called, VIII De
food problems and conservation OF
food: the establishment and maintain
ing of home guards, and discontinu-
ing the manufacture and sale OF in
toxicants within the State during the
war. 1t now seems assured that the
snecial session will be called and II
is understood that the preliminary de
tails are being worked out.
The Defense Council had a busy
session and many subjects were con-
sidered. All members, with the ex-
ception of former Congressman Thos.
W. Miller, secretary of the council
who is recovering from an operation
in a washington hospital, were pres
ont Reports were heard from the
heads of several departments. These
subjects. which had been outlined by
Secretary Miller, were considered anu
conclusions reached as follows:
1. The return of unsold bread-lt
was stated that the large bakeries IN
the state had been seen or consulted
and assurances were given that they
would cooperate.
2. Food Conservation-Unde this
head It was pointed out that the wo-
men had taken up this part OF the
work in a systematic manner, using
the pledge cards to secure the data
desired.
Fertilizer shipments-The re-
concentrations of the National De-
Tense Council to order shipments Of
fertilizer early, was endorsed and CIR
culars were ordered issued and sent
to the farmers, making such requests
1t was also reported that the state
Board of Agriculture would cooperate
in this matter.
A. Recruiting for the National
Guard-It was the opinion OF the
council that the Governor should be
aided in every way possible to BRING
Delaware's quota up to Tull anu
complete regiment.
5. Minute Men-lt was decided 10
have the Four Minute Men in every !
locality report to the government and
aid and assist in every way possible
by moving picture films.
6. Federal Reserve-It was urged |
that the Delaware bankers join the |
Federal Reserve. This matter was re-
ferred to ]. H. Dandy Of Wilmington
7. U. S. Working Boys Reserve
It was stated that W. N. Barnard, OF
Wilmington, director for Delaware IN |
this part of the work, would give full |
explanation at the next meeting OF
the council.
s. Fort at Mouth of Mispillion
River-On this project several mem
bers of the State Council have been
working with members of the Nation
al Council, and report progress.
9. Priority Board-This work re-
fers to railroad shipments mostly
No recommendations were made IN |
this respect.
10. Women's Ommittee-Inasmuch |
as the women are thoroughly and
completely organizend and perform
ing a creditable work, it was deem
ed inadvisable to make any change.
The matter was laid on the table
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
HARRIEB
CAsE-WILLIAMs.

CASE-Wl lLLlAMS.
Joshua NJ. Case, Of Lincoln, and
Miss Cora NJ. Williams, of Milford
were quietly married at the Baptist
parsonage on Thursday, July 18th
1917, by the Rev. T. c. Davis
They will reside at Lincoln.
y SULLIVAN-MORGAN.
y Miss Alice Morgan, youngest daug-
hter of Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel M.
Morgan, of Pennington, and Norman
Sullivan, son Of DR.. and Mrs. Sulli-
van, Of Pennington, were quietly
married at the NJ. E. Parsonage at
Greenwood, by Rev. Mr.. Taylor. on
Saturday. July 7th, at 8 o'clock.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
CONTRACT AWARDED FOR ARHORT

At a meeting of the State Armory
Commission held last week the con-
tract for the new Armory at New Cas-
tie was awarded to James Hirons of
Dover, his bid being $4,000. Plans
were also submitted for remodelling
the Armory at Milford at a cost Of
$1,000.
Those who attended the meeting
were Governor Townsend, Adiutant
General Wickersham, Col. Theodore
Townsend, State Treasurer william
J. Swain, and General T. C. dupont.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
SUGGESTION FROM A READER

The W. c. T. U. Of Houston went
on a picnic to Mrs. L. A. POOle's
farm on July 4th. Muurell Thistle
wood conveyed the party from Hous-
ton in his machine and took them all
back again, and If no money has been
given Mr.. Thistlewood for his trou-
BILE, I think the W. G. T. U. should
at least give him some gasoline, as it
is so expensive now. Mr.. Thistle
wood is a jolly good fellow, and takes
pleasure in giving people good time.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
July IS. 1917.
SUNDAY SCHOOL AT BOWERS

The members of the Methodist Epis
copal Sunday School held their an
nual picnic at Bowers Beach on Tues
day of this week, at which time sew
eral truck loads Of pupils and teach
ers went to the bayshOre for the day.
Reports from those who went are to
the effect that the day was ideal for
an outing, but that the mosquitoes
were awful"
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
FIRST NATIONAL DECLARES DIVIDEND

At the regular meeting Of the
Board Of Directors of the First Ma
tional Bank OF Milford a dividend Of
nine per cent. was declared, togeth-
er with an extra dividend Of one per
cent.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
OBITUARY
MINNER.

Ruth A. Minner died at the home
of her son. George Minner, in Har-
rington. on Tuesday, July 3rd, aged
rs years, months and 10 days.
Funeral services were held at her
late home, conducted by Rev. Ber-
rett, and interment made in Holly
wood Cemetery by W. C. Wright,
funeral director.
JESTER.
Anna Jester. died at the home of
her nephew George Jester, near Har-
rington, on Saturday July 7th. aged
81 years and months. Funeral
services were held on Sunday after
noon at Masten's Church at o'clock
by Rev. Dulany, and burial made in
the Jester burial ground by W. c..
Wright, funeral director.
KOMEROWSKI.
Mrs. Mamie L. Komerowski,
daughter of the late PembertOn
Clifton, of near Pennington, Della
ware, died in Wilmington. Delaware,
on Friday. July 14th, 1917, in the
34th year of her age. Her remains
were brought to the home of her
people and the funeral held in the
Staytonsville, NJ. E. Church on Tues
day, July 18th. and interment was
made in Odd Fellows Cemetery at
Milford, Delaware, by VIM. G. Pow
ders, the funeral director.
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20

Owing to a slight accident IN the
boiler room of the Chronicle plant.
the whole establishment was out Of
commission most Of the day on Tues
dav
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
WILMINGTON STOCK MARKETS

Furnished to the Milford Chronicle
by Laird & Company, Wilmington,
Delaware.
.JuIv 1S. 1917
Milford chronicle., 1917-07-20
DEFENSE COUNCIL IS
BACK OF governor

Adopt Resolution Requesting Him
To Call Special Legislative Ses-
sion.-Want Laws To Meet
War Conditions.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
THE wEBB-KENYoN LAW

Several inquiries have been made
Of the Reflector concerning the
actual scope of the Webb-Kenyon
law which has been declared consti-
tutional by the United States SUI
preme court II follows
That the shipment or transporta-
ton, in any manner or by any means
whatsoever, of any spirituous, vim
Gus, matted fermented, or other
intoxicating liquor of any kind, from
any state, territory, or district Of
the United States. or place non-eon-
tiguous to but subject to the iuris-
diction thereof into any other state
territory, or district Of the United
States. or place noncontiguous 70
but subject to the jurisdiction there
of. or from any foreign country in
to any state, territory or district Of
the United states, or place noncon-
tiguous TO but subject to the Juris-
diction thereof, which said spirit
uous, yinous, matted, fermented or
other intoxicated liquor is intended,
by any person interested therein, to
be received, possessed, sold, or in
any manner used, either in the orig
inal package or otherwise, in viola
ton of any law of such state, ter
ritory or district of the United
States, or place noncontiguous to
but subject to the jurisdiction there
Of is hereby prohibited.
The Kansas legislature will in a
few days adopt legislation which
will make the law effective in Kan
sas and the state will be dry IN
earnest
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
GET IN LINE, JOE

Joe Howe in his Abilene News
hits the Kansas movement for a
simpfled government and new
constitution this left handed swipe;
"Since the old guard has taken
charge of the new government idea,
most people will fall all over them
selves letting it alone" We are
afraid Joe is not keeping up with
the procession The old guard to
which lie refers includes Gov Cap
per, Henry Allen, Homer Hoch, w
A. White, VIII Beck and a long list
of Republicans. 1t also includes Dr.
II. J. Waters, Judge Ruppenthal,
Major w. l.. Brown and a long list
Of other leading Democrats. 1t has
the approval Of the Democratic eau
Gus Of the legislature The fact IS
that Kansas, like other advancing
states, is awake to the need of 4
system Of government that is eff
cient and asks a dollars worth OF
service for a dollars worth of
taxes and it is going to get it.
Better get in line, Joe Sitting back
and throwing rocks is mighty poor
tactics. You can't stop the proceed
ings
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
4 HEAD OF sHoATs
FARM IMPLEMENTS

Three wagons, top buggy, Great
Western manure spreader almost
new, spring wagon, John Deere
binder Z foot, Z foot Mccormick
binder, Johnson mower, John Deere
hay rake, Best Ever gang pillow.
disc gang pillow, Sattley Hummer
sulky pillow, corn planter, riding Gull
tivator, ? Intersection harrows,
tanning mill, sharpless new separa-
tor No. a, 100 hedge posts, grind
stone.
Also 4 stands bees bushels of
alfalfa seed. dozen White Rock
chickens, tons prairie hay and
other articles too numerous to men
ton.
TERMS: All sums of $40 and I'M
der cash; on sums over $40 a credit
of months will be given on note
with approved security at 10 per
cent interest; il paid when due only
per cent will be charged. No prop
erty to be removed until settled for.
FREE LUNCH AT NOON
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
to be erecte dthere this spring.

to be erecte dthere this spring.
A site has been purchased here
for a large new garage to be erected
soon.
1t is rumored that Mr.. Frazier is
to rebuild his elevator at once and
it is to be of cement
Mr. and Mrs, Charles scherer are
rejoicing at the birth of a grandson
last Sunday morning. The parents
are Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Martz.
The cold weather has stopped the
brick laying at the new NJ. E.
church.
The interior of the Congregational
church is being decorated and the
carpenters are at work finishing.
A number of our high school
students escaped examinations on
daily grades and so secured a short
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Kansas uses fifteen million
pounds of binder twine annually
The cost next year with a normal
wheat crop will be at least cents
more than in 1916, or $500, 600
a neat little nest egg for the treas
urv of Hon. Carranza who gets the
profit. Seems as though he ought
to be willing to spend something to
help out on the s16,000.00o q
month It costs the q. s. to police
the Mexican border.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

The Farmers Union of Clay
county went on record as opposed
to the recommendation for better
government proposed by the Clay
county board of commissioners re-
Gently These recommendations by
the commissioners were for a four.
year term for elective officers,
amend or repeal primary law, two
thirds verdict for juries, special levy
for widows pensions and poor
making county treasurer pay for his
own bond, enabling commissioners
to repair or build bridges costing
not over $500 without bids, re
quiring treasurers to distribute tax
moneys on order of the commission
ers. making landowners keep roads
clear of snow drifts, doing away
with nepotism in all offices, uniting
certain county offices, and abolish
ing county attorney altogether
law so that widow can
have exempt proerty And yet there
is good sense in many of the recon-
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Wall street 8at some good sides.
Bishop Lawrence Of Boston went
>there to raisb money for the Epis-
copal churoh Admission fund. Two
persons gay FrSM5O,OOO each and
five gave $4,000 each, making
seven for the first million. Seven
teen made up the second million,
but none of these was more~ help
full or more to be valued than the
widows mite and the nickels and
the pennies that are flowing in
from over the country. Indeed,
among the most touching contribu-
lions was $50 earned by an inmate
of a state prison who declared his
clergyman had there been his best
friend, and $449 from some in
durable old colored woman now oc-
cupying the former home of Will
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
STILL PAYING
80 cents

For good country mixed iron.
Why keep that junk when you can
get the cash at the market price
We pay the highest market price for
rags, magazines. rubber, old auto
tires, copper, brass. old automobiles
and all kinds of junk. We also han
die makes of automobiles and all
kinds of accessories.
For Sale-Good 1918 Ford and
Buick 10, good condition.
Bring or send your junk in and
get the cash.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Mrs. V. L. owen was called to
Manhattan last week on account Of
the serious illness of her mother.
Mr.. Frazier has a gang Of men at
work getting the grain and debris
cleared away from the scene Of the
fire last Thursday.
Ira Koogls was at Pearl Friday
arranging for some new buildings
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
vacation.

vacation
Mr.. Freeman, who has charge Of
the Chapman hotel has been quite
i'll for some days.
Walter Hollinger spent several
weeks at his farm near Rhinehart
lately
Charles NJ Houser of near SUIT
phen Mill loaded a car here on Mon
day with his farming outfit and
shipped to McCracken, Kan. 4
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

liam Lloyd Garrison, and looked
after by st. Margarets Sisters,
through whom at times come little
cash contributions to give the in
mates of this home a little pocket
money.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
THURSDAY, JANUARY IS, 1917

BY the way, if they cant find
the source Of that leak in the white
house why don't they call in the gas
man?
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Six milch COWS some giving milk
one extra good milch COW will be
fresh about time of sale, black An
gus bull years old, ) head heifers
coming and 3 years old head
of coming yearling calves.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

According to Berlin, the German
troops in Rumania have captured
Rachel. Now that they have, what
are they going to do with her?
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
. HORSES AND MULES

Mule coming years old, mule
coming years old, span mules
smooth mouth. sorrel horse smooth
mouth weight 100 pounds, bay
horse smooth mouth weight 100
pounds, pare colts coming , years
old.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Found, on Detroit road between
Detroit and Abilene, lady's hand
bag containing some money and
other articles. Owner can have the
same by describing property and
paying for this advertisement. ]. T.
Cregan, Chapman, Kan.
w1t1Sd1
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

Now that Christmas is over why
wouldn't Santa Claus be the prop
er person to settle the war in Eu-
rope? All nations recognize hirn
impartially
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

They used to tell us that too
much wheat bread caused Appendix
citis. Now we understand why APP
pendicitis is regarded as rich
mans disease.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
PUBLIC SALE

The undersigned will sell at pub
lie auction at the farm 10 miles
north and u miles west of Abb
lene, miles north and Il mile
east of Talmage, on
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

not It is one of the foundations of
good government and any deviation
from that ideal is a backward step.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18

When it comes to standing the
gaff, the kaiser and Villa seem to
have graduated from the same mill
tary school.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
C. 0. LEGO

J. N. BURTON. Auctioneer.
J. B. HIGDON. Banker.
B. w. STEWART. Clerk.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1917-01-18
ABILENE HIDE & METAL
COMPANY

4O5 Buckeye. Across from Dan
Baer's Barn. Phone Al
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
Y doSwiadczenia.

Y doSwiadczenia.
Jak ty Smiala5 pozwolic sic po-
caiowaC?
- Alez mateczko, raz jeden.
- G1upia jestes, ma razie sic ME
skonczy; wien to z doSwiadczenia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
MALY BALLOT.
Jak giOsOwaG ma kwestye ma tymie
balOcie.

Jutro wyborcy / wyborczynie otrzy-
majQ ballot maiy W lokalach wybor--
czych, ma kt6rym znajduje sic kilka
kweStyi, w Sprawie wyda1 bond6w ma
potrzeby lOkalne, w sprawie anektowa-
mia dw6ch przedmieSG, oraz W sprawie
poprawek do ustawy o sadach municy-
palnych.
Ma kwestye tie ,.Dziennik C~hicagoski"
radzi g{osowaG jak n~astepuje:
Pierwsza kwestya dotyczy wydania
bond0w w sumie S 1,000,0M przez pow.
| Cook ma budowe nowych dr6g. Kwe-
stya ia zas1uguje ma poparcie, gdyz W
projekcie jest wiele dr6g walnych i
koniecznych. Glosowac nalezy umiesz-
czeniem krzyzyka obok wyrazu Yes.
Nastepna kwestya dotyczy wydania
bond6w w sumie $1,OO0,000 ma budowe
fill szpitala powiatowegO PREY rogu
ulic State i 95tej. Ola wielu powod6w
radzi sic g}osowac ma razie przeciw te-
mu projektowi. Trzeba umieScic krzy-
ayk obok wyraz6w Against county
bonds and additional tax.
Trzecia kwestya dotyczy wydania
bond0w w sumie 100000 ma labora-
toryum patologiczne oraz trupiarnie
PREY budynku powiatowym ola bied-
nych. Nalezy g}osowac przeciw temu
projektowi, gdyz W obecnej fOrmie jest
~rozrzutny. Trzeba umieScic krzyzyk o.
box slow Against county bonds and
| additional tax.
Czwarta kwestya dotyczy wydania
bond6w ma $3,00O,O0O ma budowe nowe-
go wiezienia powiatowegO. Projekt ten
by} ~potepiony ma zebraniu wybitnych
przedstawicieli gl0wnych organizTyi o
bywatelskich, .Nalezy g}osowaG umiesz-
czeniem krzyiyka obok slow: Against
! county bonds and additional tax.
Nastepna kwestya dOtyczy anektowa-
MIA do m. Chicago przedmieScia Stick
ney. RadZl sic StOSOWaC "a aHekIo"a-
MEM, zrObieniem k~rzyzyka Obok Wy
razu Yes.
Nastepna kwestya dotyczy anekto--
wanna przedmieScia Norwood Park do
M. Chicago. Nalezy g}osowac "a anektO-
waniem umieszczeniem krzyzyka obok
wyrazu Yes.
Dwie nastepujace kwestye dotycza
przyjecia waznych p~oprawek do ustawy
o sadach municypalnych. Jedna i dru-
ga poprawka zasfuguje ma poparcie. Ma
ley zrobiC krzyiyk obOk paragraf6w,
zaczynajacych sic slowami For the
amendment.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
F. KANDYDAT
MA SEDZIEGO OKREGO-
WEGO.

Energiczny i zdolny pierwSzy
asystent prokuratora stanowego,
+. Johnston, jest kandydatem ma
okregowego sedziego, ktory to
urzad wakuje pc smierci sedzIe-
go Honorc.
Obecnie p. Johnston prow1dzI
process re strony prokuratoryi
przeciw b. szefowi policyi c. c,
Healey'emu i innym, ktorzy SO o.
skarzeni o graftowanie i udz'e'a-
ME protekcyi moron zep5ucla
lest to jeden z najwiekszych i mai
wa~zniejszych p~rocesow, jake
kiedykolwick prowadzono w Chi
cago,
TedoczeSnie p. Johnston bierze
energiczny udzial w Rampant Sc
dziowskiej,
Ma zdrowie zelazne. jest czlo-
wiekiem obowiqzkowyrn, mic vie
rzy w prace poiowiczn9, wiec
wszystkiemu zdola podo}ac.
Jak znakomitym jest urzedni-
klein prokuratoryi, W ktorej jest
prawa rekq prok. stan. Hoyne'a'
tax znakomitym bedzie niewat-
pliwie sedzia, ma ktory to wybor
TIC uszech Mir zasl1ouie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
Pc pijanemu.

w pewnej kawiarni W Warszawle
siedzi W kacie lysaWy jegomosc
czyta z naboaehstwem ,.Kuryera".
Wtem siada PREY tym samym stole
dobrze juz podciety facet / poczyna
sic W niegO uporczywie w~patrywat,
a potem pyta:
- Jak panu ma imie?
Pawe{ - odpowiada smetnie.
Ana! - VIOLA zalany lnterlo-
kator. p~opuszczajac Slime z geby -
10 pan jestes tym Pawlem co pisat
list do Koryntyan. Odpisali panu
juz? co?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
OkropnosG.

Melancholik pred sklepem rzez-
nickim: - Moi Boze! Wczoraj
ieszcze te kiszki byfy w wieprzach'
q dziS.... juz wieprze So W tych
kisZkach.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
Jakiez to kobiety'

re, ktore maJa .adne zeby.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
Zarty. 9
JeSZcZe gOIZet.

JesZcZe gOrZej.
= TAX, TAX, moi panic! Niesz-
czeScie przeSladuje mnie ma kazdym
kroku. Stracilem majatek, iona u
ciekia z kochankiem. Zdaje mi sic,
re ME moze mi sic przytrafiG mic gor-
sZego....
Owszem, iona moze wr6cic..
Biedny MAJ.
- Dokad tax biegniesz?
Do biura slug po nowa kuchar-
Ike.
- Czegoz takim pedem?
Music, DO ~inaczej iona ugotu-
je obiad sama!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-11-05
Droga ~pamiatka.

Droga pamiatka.
- CO to "a pamiatke PAM ma W
medaljoniku?
- To wlosy mego meza.
- Jakto, przeciez MAJ pani jes8-
cze lyle.
- TAX, ale juz ME ma wlos6w.
Kt6ra godzina?
Dyrektora lombardu W Paryzu WY
waja o p6znej nocnej pore do te-
lefonu..
- Halo? Czy nam zaszczyt mo-
vic z dyrektorem lombardu?
- TAX?
- Prose- uprzeJmie powiedziec
mi kt6ra godzina?
Z jakiej racyi osmiela sic pan
mnie budzic?
- Najmocniej przepraszam, lec1
W tel chwiIi music wiedziec bezwa-
runkowo, kt6ra godzina.. a zega-
rex moi jest W panskim lombardzie.
JesteI .r~o-emanem"I - Starat sic
pakfonic wlasciciela fabryki do pre-.
Sylania ogioszen DZlENNlkOWl CHS
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