The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-01-03

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" blissful in your ignorance somebe5
comes along and puts you wise. Whak
the use! NE.
"Helme says the middleman is get
ting all the money Well, let's quit IL
using money for while as a boycott. II
Adrian Telegram. /
A lot of us have quit, already
Is mOuStache an ornament ora
protection Murray County Herald.
There would have been more sense -
this query if the Herald had asked wheth7
! er it was a restriction or an infection. 4
did you ever stop to think that
gasoline has raised more hell misery
and death than whiskey? And John
| D. Rockefeller is the head brewer OF
it. Down with the stuff-to 10 cents
a gallon. magnolia Advance.
| An exchange tells of woman who was
married deserted her husband and eloped
with second man who was standing
around handy-all in one day. Something
must certainly have delayed her or she
wouldn't have taken all that time for it..
"What the North country needs n1ost
saws Nthe Warroad Pioneer, lis set
tiers"
The "NoKth Country" is, in this respect,
exactly like the Southwestern Country
if its settlers of accounts of which The
Pioneer speaks.
REP. A. F. Teigel of Montevideo cap1
to town with blood inn his eye" saysthe
ST. Paul Dispatch.
We hope "Teige" doesf2t. ge'olood or
anything else in his voice? Think OF what
a serious obstacle to the 1917 session II
he couldn't thunder as per usual.
Colonel Roosevelt evidently sees
light when it is bright enough. lie
remarked the other day that ne was
in the position of the firstmate whose
cantain said to him. "A.l want from
youA sir, is silence, and damned h'tle
Of That" Weekly.
.aA mail order house recently re
= ceived the following letter from Gus
toner: 81 am returning the twin
baby carriage | ordered last month.
Please send a single carriage in it's
place
OneA more argument against prepared
ness.
A member of The Gazette force asked
it's editor the other day how it would be
possible for The Gazette to have an edi-
torial pAge if the Duluth Herald dropped
us off it's exchange list. What the Sam
Hill do you s'pose he meant by that? ANY,
Ws.v sfEa Z answer is that we suppose We>dl
pay tIIegFuff SuDsci 1polul1 pticc.ss -.,~ ->f'i
Another thing-Why should the
bride love, honor and obey her hus-
band when nobody else does ?"-Gal-
weston News.
That's why Someone has GOT to love,
honor and obey or he'd lose the illusion
of being the lord Of creation And if he
lost that Heaven help him there
wouldn't be anything left.
eve are much pleased with the way
subscribers have responded to the
statements recently sent out. We
have received renewals from ALL
PARTS of the United States. Wood
Lake News.
The News has The Gazette badly beat
en-! We admit we haven't single sub |
scriber at Nome, Alaska, nor at st. Peters
burg Florida
There is certain unftness in having
two judges named Cant and Waite at the
head of the child welfare movement in
This movement must admit |
of no such word as Cant, and certainly it |
cannot afford to Waite. However, a COM
bination of the two into Cant-Waite is |
exactly what may be expected of men
bearing the reputation these two men car
ry-and this fixes things up beautifully.
Will wonders never cease? Here is
indeed a strange case. Just before
Christmas ladies' aid of one of the
churches in New Ellington, So OAK, 4
called on the editor Of the Record and
presented him with an envelope con-
tanning a ten-dollar bill as a partial /