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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01
Black and White.

One of the features of the Michigan
copper country winter is the enormous
amount of snow that falls and stays
for months; also. though the idea may
not seem apropos, there are few ne.
groes in the district. The only color
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01
Lauckhart andDorr
STAGE 8

Leaves All. Store. Lynden. daily
at 7;45. $3.50 a. M: 12.46 80
80 p m; Saturday extra 6:45 n
M; sunday extra 7 D. m. LINDEN
Phone R512. 'noen
pa,,in a ives W. A. Halls Dock st
neii,hgnam daily at GAS. 1910
III. 81. 4. $3.50 D. M; Saturday az.
ira IL D. M; Sunday extra lois
p. m. Bellingham Phone 1901.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01

ed folk seen are the few walters and
porters from the railroad
Two of them were walking along the
principal street Of the copper town just
after heavy snowstorm.
Said one to the other In speaking Of
a mutual acquaintance: Dat niggah
jes' treats me wifi contempt lately. He
jes' ignohs me. Passed me on de street
yestidday wifout speakin' to me-"
maybe he didn't see you" suggested
the other.
Didn't see me! Say, man, you mean
to say dat one nlggah could pass mud
der on de street in dis yeah town an
not see him? An In all dis sn0w?'
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01
BIDS WANTED

Bids for 25 ricks of wood, fir or
alder, to be delivered to North Prair-
lie school, will be received by the un-
dersigned. up to 400 p. m, Satur-
day, Feb. 3, 1917. For specifications
call
c. r. AXLING,
Clerk
Phone 5000, Lyndep
1o6OaV
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01

WEDDING INVITATIONS - The
fashionable kind, printed inexpen-
sively at The Tribune office.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-02-01

JOB PRINTING AT THE TRIBUNE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10


The series Of monthly concerts
given in Central Methodist church.
which have heretofore been organ
recitals exclusively. will be brought
20 close Thursday evening. Nav
10, when the program will be given
by members ~ the faculty OF the
Detroit Conservatory OF Music.
Those taking part will be Mrs Les
lie G lamborn. soprano Mrs Eta
l. Clements. contralto. Miss Ruth
Clynick. harp; Earl W Morse. VIC.
lin; Francis l.. York organ: l.. T.
Renwick accompanist The fol.
lowing program will he offered.
"Gondellied.' for harp. violin and
organ. CHoly) song from THE
Morning OF the Year. tCadman)
'Slumber Song 1Grctschaniuovl
Chant lndou violin obngato.
(Bemberel Mrs Iamboru "Air dc
Ballct' CNerdallcl. Erzahlung
OHolyl. Minuet" Becthovcnl Miss
Clynick violin Sonata VI Gandcn
Mr. Morse 20 Vert Thou I'M Tho
Csuld Blast" CMendelssohrl. "Au.
tumn Song Mendelssohn) Mrs
Lamborn and Mrs. Clements. Car.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

Without moisture no garden
would amount 10 anything This
does not mean sprlnkllng With a
hose for there are summers In
which no sprinklIng IS needed II the
top soil IS kept well mulched. IN
hot. dry spells Of considerable dura-
ton, the moisture from near the
surface may be evaporated.
Then get ont the hose. or II the
garden Is small and you have plenty
Of time. use the sRrinkling can.
Don't sprinkle every evening
Some people imagine that a little
water every evening is what gar
den needs. A Hule' sprinkling does
more harm than good II you
sprinkle do II thoroly
Remember tho ground. not the
plant needs the water So try 70
get the water to the surface near
The plants stem. And drench the
ground.
a well hoed garden never needs
more than two or three sprinklings
oven during dry summer IL done
we'll
II you have no garden hose. dig
a little ditch into the middle Of
your garden. and then smaller
bitches along each row Let the
water flow thru these, until every
row Is well watered A wooden
trough made by mailing two long
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

Several noted speakers are on the
program for the eighteenth annual
meeting OF the Illinois State His
torical society, which begins rs SEES
sions today az Springfield.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

men de- George Bizet" (Hubay). in
the Vatican" tClauberg). "Ro-
nance" (d'AmbroIsol. "Tarantole"
Prodrazka). MI Morse. "Agnus
Del" (BizeD Mrs. Tamborn The
concert Is free 10 the public.
The sixth annual bridge party
given for the activities of the De
troit branch Of the National Plant.
Flower and Fruit guild will be held
IN the convention hall OF the Hotel
Pontchartrain Friday. May n. M o
O'Clock. These card parties. always
beautifully appointed. with carefully
selected and handsome prizes. have
been most popular but THIS year.
because OF the agricultural problems
Of our nation. and the necessity for
Immediate and universal garden
training, the appeal Is insistent.
Six years ago a small body OF
public spirited women Landed TO
gether for the purpose OF improving
the conditions OF the less favored
units Of our city. and established the
Plant. Fruit and Flower guild. the
object Of which Is 20 carry bright
ness into the lives OF the poor and
sick OF our great cities and 10 min
lister 10 their comfort and 90 main
tam children's farm schools or gar
dens The guild also holds an edu.
oational plant market in June. The
childrcn's gardens and the weekly
distribution az vegetables and flow
on, 10 tho needy sick are largely de-
rived from the proceeds OF the an
nual May day card party. Mrs.
William A. McGraw has personally
superintendent the making and cul-
tiyatinC OF the little back yard"
garden al the corner OF ST. Aubin-
ave and Isarned-st. during the hot
summers Of the past six years. which
garden supplied all the vegetables
needed for nearly 80 families last
summer. and all the work In the
gardens was the labor of little chill
dren Flowers for the sick are dona.
tons from Crosse Pointe and Bloom
field Hnls residents, and distributed
from Breitmeyer's every Friday
morning by the willing hands and
machines OF several prominent
Young women While much is do
mated 20 the guild. there is still a
need for money for blowing. fertlI
ling. seeds and roots. The guild
works in cooperation with the
Twentieth Century Club civic com.
mutees both as 10 community gar
dene and backyard gardens, and IS
anxious 10 cooperate with other
agencies for national defense on the
line OF patriotic agricultural work.
For this reason II has been thot
best by the card party committee OF
the guild 10 have a patriotic party
with national colors and beautiful
prizes have been secured with the
national coat-of-arms inscribed upon
them. Mrs Charles p. Iarned is
chairman OF the arrangements and
Will be assisted by Mrs. Noel c.
O'Rrien. The committee on prizes is
Mrs William V Moore. Mrs. Walter
J. Bemb tickets, Mrs. Joseph NJ
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

Spinning: cards and tables. Mrs
I.arned. the Misses Frances and
Bessie Clark; decorations, Mrs. IL.
r. Moeller. score cards ard table
covers. Mrs William v Moore,
place. Mrs. William Gfaiaser The
offlqess OF the Dcttoit branch OF the
build are: HouSrary president Philip
Breitmeycr. president Mrs William
A. 'McGraw. honorary yicepresi-
dents Mrs Truman II. Newberry.
Mrs Philip Fl Mcmillan Mrs Frank
I'm H. Walker Mrs. j Stoughton
NeVborry Mrs Henry d. Sheldon.
Mrs Charles H. Hodges; treasurer
the Union Trust Company.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

when | Dol the Job with con
gresham Snifn, / moved out OF The
rooms with alma, said Paula. con
tinuing her most interesting story
II was busy for the first feN
days that did not see her al AN
One day. bwever. was going down
Pennsylvaia-ave and heard some.
one call Looking up saw Alma
and Jeh.
For amoment I had "a slight and
very human tinge OF jealousy. Mar
gle. am then ] thought how very
catfish was. Perhaps / had better
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

NEW YORK-A curious one
piece dress made recently by the
F1ambeau Viewers. n group Of art
enthusiasts. Is causins considerable
discussion among the designers of
women's clothes
This quaint garment suggests an
adaptation OF burlsp bag 10 the
eugenoies OF war economy but ~
n not considered seriously as pro
pheiic in just this WY
y u "a merely reproduction Of the
original ono piece drgs a. invented
and worn by tho ancent Greeks.
The material is hand woven and
the decoration Is done in tapestry
stitch, while the Ions warp Is oddly
arranged as shouldg straps.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10
The Confessions of a Wife
Man Is Master In Love.

call it dog in-tASmanger feeling
instead of 70 catfish one. for Ger.
'anly J did not want Jer myself
then why should feel badly when
be- was nicosto Alma?
They made me get into the car
and immediately Alma asked
Where have you been all this
wcek?'-
Mostly writing letters 10 con
stituents Of Congressman Smith
when was not shopping FOR hts
foolish little WIFE / said
Hear the woman talk. laughed
feH You don't like her. do you
Paula And il the truth were
known you don't like women very
sell anyway isn't that suc'
Je0 that remark Is just Why
don't like YOU. ! answered When
a woman says anything abou, anoth.
81 woman that is not Of The mos
aatier.ng nature. any man who over
hears her observes, "How these
'omen love each other and i'm
g!nes he has made a brilliantly cyn.
cai comment on the sex.
Goodness. Paula, exclaimed AL.
ma. what is the matter with you
II isn't like you TO snap anyone up
like that
I'm not swapping aryone up.
dear. but do get tired Of being cat
3goricd and labeled woman there.
fore, cat when a man calls an
other a cad or scoundrol no one
takes him 10 task for not liking his
scN Those who hear hin casting
animadversions ON some ono OF his
sex. say 10 themselves Evidently
he docs not like that particular
man Thsy don't think hc has a
mad on The whole sex.
Poor. dear 1eG-was madc So IN
bapr' by NY onslaught Mafsie that
/ really ftl' sorry for hin but
hid been taken to task just before
! leh -tto oflcc by a fathorly old
senator who had overheard me xiv
ing my opinion OF ms employer
wife. He seemed 10 feel that n was
o scv trait of all women 10 hate each
other when II the truth prevailed.
Nc humans would understand that
women like each other az a class
better than do men"
II am very glad 90 hear YOU say
that Paula" said. Tor atho 7
aaNc not been our .n 'hc world as
'auoh\as you vet ; found fbat wout
cn iaNd 5v ono another to 90 much
srcatcr degree than do ncn
have mover met a nan In al
DID,. llfr. Margie" said Paula, that
would not betray another man
whore a woman was the pawn be
tween them"
How awful" exclaimed. Don't
YOU think that there are deep
friendships between men which not
even the love OF woman could
break ?"
Perhaps" answered Paula. but
! just never happened 10 meet them.
that Is all have met a good
many women who have given up the
man they loved because they
thought the other woman had prior
claim on him u
II said somcthink like This. Mar
gle, that day in the motor 20 JET
and Alma" said Paula. and quiet.
conventional Jen much 90 my sur
prise. said NV dear Paula. YOU nor
any other woman can give up a
man who loves YOU to another. The
woman the man loves is the woman
he will have and keep II he car.
Don't ever think any other woman
can influence his choice Scifshness
in sovc is the male prerogativc
Prfnting--fhe plata Aeaf ktaa-thaf
Il Kfght--T1mca deb nepas-matn fHSa.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

the Prince OF Wales She is D.
Tatiana is 20. Until prince Ar
thur ~ Connaught married th,
young Duchess Of Fife, Tatiana was
believed 10 be his hsnce Later she
was mentioned as probable choice
Of the crown prince ~ Serbia be
crown prince Of Bulgaria and fhc
kaiscr's son Prince Adelherf
Now II they should marry in roy
atty. the former grand duchosses
0nald be Hess4aod AS morransfic
wives and would not be- received
into the court functions OF Europe
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

boards together ~ right angles can
be used TO get water from hydrant
20 garden
A garden kept livelihood will need
less water than one seldom hoed
After every sprinkling and rain
stir up the top soil 60 a depth OF an
inch to provide the necessary dust
blanket.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10
SOCIETY

Mrs. Bernard stroh II In New
York.
o
Mr.. and Mrs Hugh Connolly, OF
the Hotel Stevenson, have returned
from southern trip.
Mr.. and Mrs lem W Bowen are
home from trip to Jamaica Cuba.
and Panama.
Mr.. and Mrs H. Kirke White, Jr.,
have taken an apartment in the Ho-
tel Stevenson.
Ralph Rawlings is spending a
week with his son, Edward. IN the
Tome school. Port Deposit. Md.
The annual May party OF the
Gaines Dancing academy will take
place Thursday evening. May II, In
Arcadia.
The annual elocution contest Of
the high school classes Of the
University Of Detroit will take place
Friday evening. in the university.
frhe engagement IL announced Of
Mt4S Netiie Cohen, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs L. Cohen to Louis sa.
toisky.
o
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Henkel have
returned from their wedding trip
and are living In the Belmont. Sec.
ond-ave
Mr.. and Mrs W. A. Cicotte and
Miss Irene Cicotte. No 1883 Lafay.
ette-blvd; have returned from a two
months trip to Pacific coast cities.
o
The Eastern High School Alumni
association will give the spring
dance in The school auditorium Sat
urday evening, May 10.
Mr. and Mrs julius Albert
| Oestreich are receiving congratula-
tons on the arrival OF a son, 10 be
named julius Albert Oestreich. Jr
The engagement is announced Of
Miss Elizabeth Campbell. daughter
~ Mrs. John Campbell. 10 Harold n.
Armstrong the marriage 10 take
place in June. Mrs Armstrong is
Tell-known young Detroit attorney.
Tho engagement Is announced OF
Miss Hazel Dell Ehrman. daughter
Of Mr. and Mrs A W Ehrman, 10
mr., Charles J. Foley
Charles r Schermerhorn will ad.
dress tho Ingleside club. Thursday
evening. on Community spirit 3"
The usual weekly dinner for mem.
bers' families will precede the talk
Miss Elizabeth Miller gave a
dinner Tuesday evening in honor
OF Miss Isabelle G n Lothrop and
II Monroe Campbell. Jr.. whose
marriage will take place, Saturday
May 70
Mrs. Grifith Ogden Ellis gave a
luncheon Tuesday. in the Detroit
club in honor OF her guest. Mrs At
klnson. OF New York. and Mrs. F.
F McCurdy.
G.. V. y Lothrop will give the.
ster party in the Little Theater fol-
lowed by supper in the Detroit
club, Friday evening. for his sister.
Miss Isabella Lothrop and II. Mon.
roe Campbell whose marriage will
take place Saturday
Mr and Mrs Francis Hendry
Rreen have returned from their we'd
ding trip and are al home in the
Manchester apartments. No. 6S4
Jefferson-sve Mrs Breen will re
ceiye on Tuesdays.
Tho engagement Is announced of
Miss Resale r. Netzorg. daughter
Of Mr. and Mrs W. u. Netzorg. No.
$40 Chicago-blyd, TO Louis Archie
Harris
r. " MoIley spoke on the OBJ
servance OF Mothers day" in the
meeting OF the Jencrsonian Dcbat.
ing club. Tuesday evening. in the
Y. NJ c. A. building. f. T.. Philpot
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

Behind the fall OF the Romanoffs
from czardom 10 obscurity in Rus
STA lies tragedy in the lives OF the
former cars two beautiful daugh-
ters. Olga and TatiSns.
The downfall OF their father shat.
ters their dreams Of royal weddings
and brings them TO the level OF the
tradesman or artisan
When Olga Romanon was a grand
duchess she VAS mentioned as the
finance OF Grand Duke Dmitri Of
Russia, then "a the future wife OF
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10
THINK
Il. s. is ASLEEP

LONDON. May l0.-Eeeling that
America does not fully realize the
magnitude OF her task IN the world
war was continuously expressed in
some quarters here today. The ap-
prehension was based on scrutiny
OF the proposed American tax bin
ard particularly on tho provision
for a l6 per cent tax on excess
profits
england has tax OF 50 per cent
on such profits Her industries are
accepting this share in the ward $
burdens uncomplainingly. A mere
IS per cent on American profits was
believed 20 indicate possibility that
the United states has failed as yet
fully 70 app oiate what her share
must be and Of the responsibility OF
capital In the effort
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

PrintinE--fhe PLATA Hsaf kisa-tha4
Il Kight--T1mes Job DepaS-main 46sa
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

also spoke The club meets every
Tuesday evening and all young men
are welcome
o
The engagement ia announced OF
Miss Crystal Evelyn Coady. daugh-
ter OF Mr.. and Mrs p y Coady.
No COS F1cld.ave., 10 Stanley Fred
crfok Kramer the marriage 10 take
place Saturday. June 2 Many pretty
functions have been given for the
bride-eloct. including a dinner and
miscellaneous shower Of which Miss
Marie Elizabeth Mette WAS hostess.
The annual examinations for as
socIate and fellowship members.
ships in the American Guild ~ or
ganists. will be held In The import
ant cities Of the United States. IN.
Guiding Detroit. Thursday May 81.
Organists desiring 10 take these ex-
aminatlons should communicate inn
mediately with Warren II. Hedden,
No 10 West Seycnty.hfth-st.. New
York
In the Marston ayr. Presbyterian
church Wednesday afternoon. steps
were taken TO form a W c. T T.
In connection with the church The
women OF the church, and all others
interested, are asked 10 attend a
meeting in the church parlors.
Thursday afternoon. May II, at
2 30 o'clock. 10 complete organiza-
ton. choose name. elect officers
and initiate members Mrs r II.
Root president OF the Anendale W
G.. r T. addressed the meeting
Wednesday
The marriage OF Miss Sara Moore,
of New York. formerly OF Detroit,
20 Frank G Eastman, OF Detroit. will
be quietly performed Monday, May
IA. in New York Miss Moore is a
eSell-known newspaper writer and
illustrator, and was a member OF the
Detroit News stan before going 10
New York Mr. Eastman had wide
experience In the newspaper field
before becoming a member Of tho
publicity stan ~ the Packard Motor
Car company
o
Frank W Grover. who will sing
the tenor role Of Chit Maung IN the
oriental operetta, The Pagoda OF
Flowers" Friday evening. IN Nc
Collester hall took the leading role
In the Michigan Union operas for
two years. and was the first fresh.
man ever allowed 70 take part in
the annual productions OF tho union.
The Pagoda OF Flowers Is a tune
ful and beautifully staged story OF
Burmese life. and will employ many
OF the best amateurs in the city. II
will be supplemented by Negro
camp meeting scene written by
Jason Moore. organist OF the First
Universalist church who has used
Negro spirituals with fine effect.
The entertainment is given for the
benefit OF the fund for the proposed
Kings Daughters home for aged
people.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-05-10

Financial problems arising from
the war are 10 be discussed by the
Alabama Bankers association. meet
ing in annual session today at Mo
bile.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22

utemen were organized Nathaniel Page
Sd of Bedford carried the old flag to
the drills. At the midnight alarm Cap
tain Page snatched up the standard
and carried it with him to Concord,
where it waved above the smoke Of
that battle"
The flag is now preserved under glass
in fireproof safe of the Public library
at Bedford, Mass, and can be seen by
arrangement with the librarian.
The ground is crimson cOlored satin
damask emblazoned with an outstretch-
ed arm, in the hand of which is an up
lifted sword This representation is
the color Of silver, as are three circular
figures that are probably intended to
represent cannon balls. Upon gold
colored scroll are the words "Vince aut
Moriture' Conquer or DIE. The flag
is about two feet long by one foot six
inches wide.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22
Mothers Doll Story
The Wild Indian

Once upon time there was a little
boy who owned an Indian doll. This
doll was chief-Chief Eagle Face.
Chief Eagle Face wore khaki CIR
die about his waist, but his brown legs
were baro, like his chest. Across his
broad shoulders he wore a strip Of red
flannel, stuck full of turkey feathers;
also his hair was coarse and long. In
fact, 1t looked just like horsehair,
Maybe 1t was horsehair.
Anyway, Chief Eagle Face had his
coarse hair stuck so full of feathers
that they trailed way down his back
10 far that they touched his heels.
And this is the friend doll that little
boy liked best to take out in the yard
to play with every day
One beautiful day the neighbors dog
Bneaked through the back fence. Chief
Eagle Face was taking quiet nap
while the little boy was eating his
luncheon,
"Bowwoww warned the nelghbors
dog "Bowwow"
And then he struck his sharp teeth
right into the feathers down the back
of Chief Bagle Face and shook and
shook till every feather but one lay
there I'm the grass. But he would never
have dared do 1t II Chief Eagle Face
had not been mapping,
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22
Singing Crickets.

In Japan if one will leave the hotel
and the tourist office and the cocktail
drinkers and go out into the real native
quarter there are enough things to In
terest any one. One old man passes
with his load of crickets, which sing In
hot weather and are kept In cages like
so many canaries. These gentle crea-
lures make a noise like squeaky axle,
and one hidden under the hood Of a
twelve cylinder car would subject the
most careful chauffeur to scorn. They
are caught with birdlime and make
nice little pets, cheap to buy and not
requiring gasoline for the upkeep.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22
Common Sense Hints
About Garden Work

Here are few garden "dont's" clip
ped from University of Wisconsin
circular:
Don't sprinkle your garden. Water
It once a week II necessary.
Don't let the weeds get start.
Don't permit the surface soil to be-
come compact or lumpy.
Don't cultivate heavy soil when 1t
Is too moist.
Don't let the bugs get your plants.
This means you must watch plants
closely.
Don't try to cultivate too much land,
especially If it is sod. Intensive work
on a small area usually gives better re-
turns than the same amount put on a
large area.
Don't. plant seeds too deep. They
should be only deep enough to get suf-
ficient moisture for termination. Peas
and corn are exceptions to this rule.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22
Rice and Pea Soup.

One cupful rice one pint peas, one
pint hot water, one egg yolk one pint
cream salt and pepper, pinch of sugar,
brown bread. Wash the rice, put into
granite kettle and allow to boil gen.
tly until tender, adding sufficient wa
ter to prevent scorching. Put the peas
In another saucepan and heat If green
peas are used, stew until tender. When
both are done combine them and add
a pint of hot water. Let boil, remove
pan to the side of the stove and stir
In quickly the egg yolk, beaten with
the cream. Season to taste with salt
and pepper and pinch Of sugar. Pour
over toasted brown bread cut in
squares.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1917-05-22
The Travellers rest.

The eminent traveller James Bruce
was highly touchy whenever his We
racity was called into question. 1t hap
pened that when dining out one day at
a friends house one of the guests OBJ
served that 1t was impossible that the
natives of Abyssinia could eat raw
meat. without making any reply Bruce
forthwith left the table and before long
returned from the kitchen with piece
Of raw beefsteak. peppered and salted
in the Abyssinian fashion. Placing this
In front of the guest, who had doubt
ed his word, he said, "sir. you will
eat this or fight mel' The guest pre-
ferred the former alternative. There
upon Bruce calmly observed, "Now,
SIR. you win never say again that 1t 10
impossible"