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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-05-12

sprung up between him and our peo-
pie has revealed a rather unusual
psychological fact. We arc actually
more Gallo than Anglo-SaXon IN our
temperamcnts. and especially so IN the
relations OF the home The simple,
expressive reverence Of France for the
mothers Of that nation has struck the
chivalrc Imagination Of all America.
We are not as phlegmatic as our Eng
lish cousins. Our volubillty and love
for action are similar TO that Of the
Frenchman. The white carnatlon that
will be universally worn tomorrow IS
but another evidence that on one day
Of the year We are glad TO wear our
heart on our sleeve.
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Y. M. G. A.-Sunday Afternoon

West Side-The Rev S. Parkes Cadman :
The Russian Upheaval and the Outlook OF
the World To-day; at rs p. m, DR.. J.
Gardiner Smith. Christian Efficiency from
Physician Standpoint"
Bedford Branch, Brooklyn-The Rev. b. K.
Apelian: The Present Situation in Turkey"
Twenty-thrd Street Edward A. Mead :
Damaged Goods"
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Unitarian

Church Of the Messiah The Rev. John
Haynes Holmes Morning. What Shall We
Do To BE Saved The Unitarian Answer"
All Souls-Thc Rev. William Laurence
Sullivan; Morning, What Shall We Learn
from These Days."
Lenox Avenue-The Rev Merle ST. Croix
Wright: Morning. "Religious Progress"
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1.-THE Church That Is in New York

rests upon the Ten Commandments given TO
Israel at Mount Sinai.
Ralph Common" the author Major
Charles W. Gordon. Of the Canadian Oversee
Forces will speak at the Rutgers Presby
terrain Church Sunday evening. For more
than two years he has served rs chaplain
with the Forty-third Regiment Of the Cam
oron highlander
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Jewish

Free Synagogue-R Rabbi Stephen S. Wise
Morning. The War and the Jewish Question.
with Special Reference 10 the Zionist Move
ment."
Temple BETHEL Rabbi Samuel Schulman
will speak Sunday morning.
Temple Emanuel Rabbi II. G. Enelow
will preach Sunday morning
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Baptist

Central-The Rev. Frank NJ. GoodchiId
Morning. The Value of the Church; even
ing. THE Gospel We Preach"
Madison Avenue The Rev Charles A.
Eaton Morning. Arm or Farm: evening.
The Lighting Of Gods Candles"
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Sunday Forums

Free Synagogue. Downtown, 155 Clinton
Street William B. Allis: evening. The Drug
Evil"
Fifth Avenue Baptist Church-Willsrd S.
Richs rdson: Morning.
National Bible Institute. PA West Thirty
fifth Street.-The Rev. John II. Troy After
noon, Seventh Day Oxen"
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BAPTIST
bAIIISI
PASTOR !. M. HALDEMAN. D. D.,
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

FTTaUWaV aII 'EVI- "VITV--
20 A MS THE BIBLE THE INFALLIBLE
WORD OF GOD OR THE OFTEkTlMES FOOL
1911 FICTION or FALLIBLE MN
Sunday Erening Dr. HALDEMAN
.ciH ans1cer the foLOpcing ritdl ques-
hions: VII Germany scH in this scar?
Is the Kaiser the Antichrist1 Are the
Jezcs ooinq bark to Palestine to set uP
the Jescish state and suffer Under the
cords lost Caesar the most terrible
persecution in their history1 What
part Of the protesting Church TciH 90
THROUGH the Great TribuidtioH due at
he close Of this age and noe drdlcing
High2
p. M-"THE COMING ANTICHRIST. Thu
WORLDS LAST TYRANT AND THE DEVILS
HASTFRPTFCF
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Where to Go to Church Tomorrow
PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL
T. MARK'S-IN-T HE-BOUWERIE

Tenth Street west Of seconc Avenue.
u a m service. sermon Dawn Of the New Dar %
william Norman Guthrie. Rector
I 3 m. CELEBRATION or THE FIRST ANfERI-
CAN SETTLEMENT jamestown Va D.
Patriotic Grafton Hon Henry - George
Tucker
N. symbolic Worship on Emmanuel Lines.
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To the Editor of The Times"

To the Editor of The Times"
Sir: The German statement concerning
the yerverwertungsanstalt' is a pal.
pable lie. One OF our most distinguished
med;cal authorities, who studied long In Ger
many and is Intimately acquainted with
the German language, informs me that the
word "Kadaver" is used all over Germany
for the human body when treated for ana
tomical purposes. Moreover, common sense
suggests that the corpses OF horses Killed on
the battlefield would not in the present
stress. be sent to such a factory. but to the
meat market. Yours faithfully. y.
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FORT WASHINGTON IRRo;A.P,Ty3Ayy r

DANIEL HOFFMAN MARTIN. y. -. Pastor
II 4. M-"YOI MOTHER" Addresses by Or.
Martin and Nj a. h Mcdonald of the SUNDAY
Party j. uoOn-"NOIR FLAG" Flag raising iu
front ~ Church. Addrcssc- ty MAJOR Hsnford.
Captain Hulse and others J.. M-"YOU X
HOME" Sermon hy ". Martin.
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All Angels Church,

WEST ENE AVE. AND SYST STREET
Rev. : DE LANCEY TOWNSEND. D. d. Rector
sl'1 COMMUNION --....-..... A. VI
Morning Prayer and Sermon Rector III A NJ
Lyensnus tkCE. ". !. ID. Thomss) ..-..... T. NJ
Strangers Welcome
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9asaptr (s-wv) IT, ~ m Ia NJ e(aaAs)
corpse, dead body; (xss| carcass.

Muret -Sanders's "Enzyklopadisches
Worterbuch" adds:
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PRESBYTERIAN
Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church
Finn Ave AID Flfy nnh 81.
Rev. J. H. JOWETT, D. D., Pastor

Rev lambs IALlIIN. ID. y. AslO.iate Pastor.
Services a. - 4. ST and 40 f. NJ
Dr. l0Weit VIII preach at both services.
Men Bible Class a. 10 A
The midwcek service iu the Chapel on Wednesday
a. klj = NJ will be- conducted hy Dr.. Joweu.
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Harlem-New York

II A M-REY GEORGE WELLS ARMS F. NJ
lg2d 81. and Mount Morris Park West
SCOTCH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH South Corner
esth ~ and Central PAX West. ROBERT WAT
son. Minis'erli A. NJ. MAJOR Charles ". Cor
don 2. NJ Bf Watson.
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REFORMED
THE MIDDLE COLLEGIATE CHURCH
2d Ave. and 1th 81
Rev GEORGE STEININGER
will preach az II 4. NJ and S r. NJ
THE MARBLE COLLEGIATE CHURCH
5ih Ave. and 2gth s.
Rev. DAVID JAS. BURRELL j. D.. minister
viii preach
II A. M.-"The Return Of the Puritan"
=. h.-"Nhst jeremiah saw"
THE COLLEGIATE CHURCH or ST NICHOLAS
9TH Ave. and Ash St.
Rev MALCOLM JAS. MACLEOD. D. D.. Minister
Rev. A. l.. WsInshuis. D. D.. will preach al
II A. VI.
Rev Arthur Frederick Mabon az : p NJ
Choir assisted By Harp and Violin.
Church School. 94j A. NJ
WEST END COLLEGIATE CHURCH,
West Ind Ave. aud 18th ST
Rev. HENRY EYERTSON COBB. u. n Minister
viii preach ~ II 4. NJ and 40 I. NJ
TIE FORT WASHINGTON
COLLEGIATE CHURCH.
Fort Washington Ave. and lslst 81.
Rev JAMES VI. FARRAR u. d. will preach
at II A NJ. and r. NJ
10 A. M-Men's Bible Class,
Service Wednesday al p. NJ. DR.. Farar will
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North resbyterian
Church

l55th St between Broadway and Amsterdam Ar
Dr.. MACKAY breaches u A. and =. NJ
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Central Baptist Church

: CORNER SD AND AMSTERDAM AVE.
FRANK NJ. COODCHILD. D. D. Pastor
First Service in the New Chapel
1.-THE VALUE or THE CHURCH
S-'TTIE GOSPEL WE PREACH"
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DISCIPLES OF CHRIST

DIVINE SCIENCE
FIRST CHURCH or DIVINE SCIENCE
Services II. North Ball Room. Hotel Ayof
Speaker Rev " John Murray Pastor. Subjeci
sDiscoufagenent Special Music. Dr Murray svei
Bible Interpretations "Wednesday evenings a. SIS
P,ys Avenue Ho,el Sunday evening SIS. service
.eI wes. S7th ST Dr.. G6yef oric.sung.
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MADISON AVE. CHURCH. Goth 81

REV. RALPH W SOCKMAN. Pastor
II A. NJ The Citizens Reserve
=. M-Mothers' DAY Scryire. Sermon by tine
Pastor.
10 A Miners Glass Prof e. 7 S'tery. Of
Drew Seminary
6-s r. NJ Social Tea and Epworh League.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Labor Stands Firm.

Union labor Through its delegates
in attendance at the annual conven-
ton Of the American Federation al
Buffalo, n. Y, went on record yes
terday as standing solidly behind
President Samuel Gompers in work
ing hand in hand with President VIII
son for the vigorous prosecution OF
the war. pleGging any sacrifice re-
quired that the cause of the nation
may be brought TO a triumphant con-
clusion. OF the several hundred votes
in the assembly only Is were recorded
against the resolution remarkable
showing of the unity of labor in the
present crisis, when one considers that
the federation has in its ranks an ele-
ment that has heretofore been out
spokeniy opposed to a continuation OF
the war, and would accept any kind
OF peace, even dictated by Germany
rather than carry forward the pro
gram that the United States has en-
| tered upon.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Why Traveling Men Go Wrong.

Pullman diners. quick lunches, hotel
dinners. cigars and the most foolish
notion in the world, namely. that every
customer and every friend needs a
drink That is why these men so often
arrive at a breakdown Just as success
seems within their grasp. In other
words. it is our dear old friend autoin-
toXication that gets the drummer.
We all have more or less drummer
in us, We attended a medical society
meeting the other day. Papers from 10
10 !. Lunch from 1880 to 4 Very
dull papers from to o'clock Lunch
was on the host. 1t included fresh lake
trout and fried chicken. Shameful the
way all those doctors, many Of them
obviously well along with arterioscler-
osis or eardio-vascular degeneration,
Wadded into that excess OF protein.
Doctors are always among the worst
offenders against the canons OF hy-
giene, personal hygiene.
Fish and flesh never had legitimate
excuse for appearing On the same
table. But that is nothing compared
TO the array of autointoxicatfon ammu-
milton a drummer festoons his plate
with--not one but two Or three kinds
Of protein. Yet you couldn't hire him
to walk five miles II he could find a
conveyance TO carry him there.
Too much flesh food is what ruins
the arteries.
| There are several other factors
which must be mentioned. The pop
ular habit OF oyereating is the most
important cause. but alcohol, syphilis,
chronic lead poisoning, the constant
irritation Of the lining of the arteries
| by toxic or poisonous matter in the
blood. derived from some septic focus
which is neglected because for the
/ time being it gives the victim no pain,
Then We should include III the list oil
causes Of arterial hardening aud car
dlo-Tascalar disease theart failure
apoplexy and Bright's diseasej tile
abuse OF physics particularly the
habit Of taking salts of various kinds
a!nstead ot regulating the function Of
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Load Must Be Lightened.

Secretary of Labor Wilson declares
that most Of the unrest among the
toiIing masses Of the nation is direct
ly chargeable to the war profteering
methods of the interests controlling
the manufacture and distribution OF
life's necessities. If this be the true
situation it ought not be such dif-
ncult undertaking on the part of the
government, with its readily available
machinery of exposure and remedy, to
accomplish a more satisfactory re-
adjustment
The secretary OF labor declares that
! the consumer has been toyed with. In
one breath he has received an advance
/ in wage and in the next he has been
called upon to pay higher price for
everything that he must have to exist
food, clothing and fuel When the
wage Garner sits down and figures, he
discovers that today, with largely in
creased earnings. he is worse OFT fl
nancially than he was back in the days
when his income was not much more
than half what It is now. Mr.. Wilson
maintains that we have stood Idly by
and permitted ourselves to be unw6r-
rantably engulfed. and in corrObora-
ton Of his arguments he says that in
vestigations already made have proved
that there is a plentitude Of most OF
the articles whose cost to the consum-
er has been doubled. Mr. Wilson holds
to the position that the government
can proceed still further than it has
gone in corrective endorsements. He
sees this as one Of the moves that mus
be made If we are TO check the out
breaks among the classes who labor
for their daily subsistence-good citi
zens who are not so dense that they
can longer be hoodwinked by repre-
+ sentations that the great demands O
. our allies have created shortages il
our own land that have compelled tht
extraordinary advances for the thingi
they require to live. The reasonabl,
s citizen appreciates that there is war
q rant for some Of the increases tha
have come since the nation entered
the war. and he is willing to bear hi
D share But he rightly feels that ther,
should he q halt called when the loat
is piled to a point where he is obliget
G TO bear more Of the weight than is hi
o just portion. He has a protest com
s ing and he intends that he shall b
a heard and some heed accorded him.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
The Day in, Davenport

dition improved rapidly after entering
the sanitarium and the postmaster is
now in very good health When Post
master Sharon left Davenport his con-
dition was not considered seriods, but
his doctors advised him to take an
immediate rest cure.
Serious Crime Charged Frank Lies
ure, alias Lozier. arrested Saturday
night, may be charged with criminal
assault on Mrs Mary Hoist. according
to officials from the Office Of County
Attorney Henry Jebens. The alleged
assault was committed Friday night in
the woman's shanty boat at the foot of
Myrtle street, Mrs Holt is 10 years
old.
Obituary Record-John W. Williams,
who was born in Wales, Oct 2, 1888,
and became a citizen of the United
States in 1862, died at the home of his
daughter, Mrs. John f. Blackwell. 2215
Rockingham road, Sunday morning at
1:25 o'clock. He was IT years of age
at the time Of death
Mrs. Ellen CofieId, aged 70 years
died of old age and after an illness OF
three months at the home Of her
daughter, Mrs. Mary Z. Barnes, S2(
Mississippi avenue, Sunday morning
at 1913 o'clock. She was born in Ire
land, Sept. 5, 1888, where she wai
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Swan Song of Sub.

Great Britain has no further fear
Of the German submarine. That was
the announcement uttered yesterday
in the house Of commons by Premier
LLOYD George. who was defending his
recent speech In Paris in which he
cited the bIunders attributed to the
lack OF co-ordInated action between
the allies I'm their war program.
The premier stated that last Sat
urday alone six enemy submarines
were destroyed. and gave assurance
that more than satisfactory inrOads
against the underwater pirate had
been effected since the cOmbatiye pow
'er of the United States and English
nsvies had been combined It is
known that numerous destroyers have
been sent across the Atlantic by the
United States government and that
they have proved the most potent
weapon against what the kaiser pro-
claimed would be his trump card in
determining the conclusion of the war
in accordance with the dictated terms
vi tue ptliiH hNNtt bAAIAAt.
Only a few weeks ago Admiral Won
Tirpitz, who predicted that England,
through the destruction of her ship
ping, would have been starved into
submission by the first Of last August
confessed that the submarine was a
failure The next announcement OF
sinkings following this joyful bit OF
news 20 the allies reported that only
one large British ship had been sent
down. The two statements we're sig
nificantly supportive, and the assur
ance from Premier Lloyd George thai
the greatest peril OF the enemy struc
ture had practically been silenceC
capped the climax and in a larg'
measure compensated for the discour
; agements recently occurring in ITALY
and Russia The premier did not eX
plain Just how the submarines ha,
been disposed of. While We woul'
like to know just how the British ant
American forces went about the tasl
we ought to be content with the glad
some knowledge that the menace ha
been overwhelmed, and bide our tim
in hearing the full story of the vic
tory, which will be recorded as tn
greatest of the war, inasmuch a
promise was dim in the early days fol
lowing the introduction Of ruthles
submarine warfare that German
would not be able to make good he
prediction that Great Britain woul
be brought TO her knees before tn
end OF the summer.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

Kewanee, over in Henry county, has
hit upon capital scheme Of prevent
ing duplication Of effort in work that
will evolve upon the community while
the war Is in progress Sixty organ
izations have united and pledged un-
divided support to the local national
defense commission. Among these are
churches, lodges, clubs and central
bodies. The commission will assign
different phases Of activities to Ger
tain organizations. which viii be held
responsible for the success OF any en-
terprise they are charged with prose
cutting. The Kewanee plan might
proftably be embraced by other COM
munities that have the same responsi-
hllities to meet It would seem that
It would entirely remove all posi-
bility Of confusion, Of which there IS
sure 20 be a certain amount where
there Is absent such q centralized gov
erning and directing body.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Questions and Answers.
What Il Policeman Shnrfd Xlanr.

Would appreciate a suggestion as to
the kind of underwear / should get for
my husband who is q policeman on
traffic duty. How is my height for my
weight-S0 years old, 683a inches tall,
and / weigh 1876 pounds? (E. f. 81
Answer-Medium weight, knitted
wool, or wool silk faced material II
Friend Husbands skin is tender. Never
balbriggan or cotton or woven f1an-
mel. Cotton Of heavy weight is too
warm indoors, cools body eff too rap
idly when YOU go out in the cold; !;
fieece-lined cotton is a crime against
hygiene, and flannel cloth is for molly
coddles only Knitted wooden material
OF moderate weight Is not too warm
indoors, and being a poor heat con-
| ductor, permits the body to cool more
gradually on going out, thus saving
wear and tear on a mans vasomotor
nervous system OF course wool socks
OF similar weight must be worn too.
The porosity OF modern machine knit
ted woolen underwear permits free
evaporation Of perspiration through its
| nieshes- People who have i poor cir
culatlon meaning a tendency to cold
hands aud feet aud uneven distribution
OF the blood should by all mesus
wear WOODEN underwear and socks In
cold weather. Ii the occupation is
mostly indoors. light weight material
only should be worn. and overcoats re
/ lied upon for warmth outdoors. Your
dimensions are well nigh perfect
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

Were conditions normal, it is hardly
likely that the proposal to eliminate
unnecessary purchases would have
been broached at this time. But the
calls upon the people have been SO
numerous incident to war prepara-
tions that there is feeling that by
common consent there should be re-
duction in the holiday list in order to
afford a breathing spell that most
everybody will welcome.
The suggestion that is meeting with
most favor is for you to mail note
10 those Of your friends TO whom you
have been sending Christmas remem-
brances in the past and advise them
that, owing to the frequent war calls,
you have found It cumbersome 70
give presents this year. and will not
expect any from your friends, Let
the note 20 out early enough so that
your friends will not be inconvenl-
enced through premature purchases.
Then let a Christmas card suffice as
your remembrance. The message OF
good will and love can be just as ef-
fectually emphasized By card as in
a $40 gift.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
For a Hooverized Christmas

While there has not yet been in
augurated any organized agitation in
that direction, there are evidences on
all sides that there is to be a consid-
erable curtailment of Christmas Civ
ing among the people of the United
States this year.
This does not mean that the sane
tity of the beautiful custom OF regal
ing loved ones with those little re-
membranes that have kept the fires
of affection burning is to invaded, or
that there Is to be any move initiated
that would in the slightest destroy
the influence OF Christmas in its
bearing upon the Individual home and
its bond of cheeriness between kin
folk. The purpose that Is prompting
a general understanding that is trav-
cling over the nation is TO refrain from
wasteful expenditures incident to hol-
iday gift purchases.
There is no questioning that the
American people are more extrava-
CANT than they should be at the yule-
tide holiday season. They should not
he scolded for joining in the practice
OF spreading happiness, but they are
certainly not unaware that they could
get along with half of the things that
they have been buying regularly al
each Christmas In order that meme OF
their friends be overlooked This Is
the evil that has been working an
actual hardship among large por.
tim nf the manhattan which fhrni,yt
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

IT is alleged that many Of the wait
ers in the larger hotels of the country
are alien enemies and thas some Of
them hover about in quest Of an earful
Of information that might be helpful
10 the cause Of the kaiser. There may
or may not be grounds for such
charge, but if you have been in the
least observaut when you dined in one
Of said hotels you must have been i'm
pressed that what the walters were
chiefly in search OF was pocketful
| instead Of an earful.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
CM0RDs ND
DTScORDs ID S
THE DESERTED ROUSE.

(By helated returning vacationistl
Two gaunted house cats snarl and
roam
Old mail and dodgers fill the
screens
A spider family has a home
It last months uncut magazine;
The rubber plant is dry and scar,
The clocks have wearied of the
game,
There Is no sound whats that l hear
The meters clicking just the same.)
John D. Wells in Buffalo News.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
Daily History Class
NOV. 20.

NOV. -.
1894 Jays treaty between England
and the United States, negotiated
lSs1--Rubinstein, Russian pianist and
composer, died born 1898
Tolstoy- Russian author and ec-
centric. died. born 1925.
1914 Bulgaria affirmed her neutrality
l9l5-GTeece rejected demands of al
lies. who threatened blockade oil
Greclan coast,
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
MEMBER OF THE ASSO-
GATED PRESS.

The Associated Press Is ex-
clusiyely entitled to the use for
republication Of all news dis
patches credited to IL or not
otherwise credited in this paper
and also the local news pub
lished herein.
All rights OF republication OF
special dispatches herein are
also reserved.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

the bowel in proper physiological
way. Mind, We know the great value
OF saline cathartics in the treatment of
certain acute ailments; we believe
thoroughly in the efficacy of medicines
intelligently employed; yet We CON
slider it a deplorabIe thing neverthe-
less to take doses of salts or admin
lister dose in our own household.
Youthful, elastic arteries are a good
thing. Jolly them along by learning
to live right.
Come again tomorrow and listen
hard.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

President Wilson has issued a proc
lamation requiring all alien enemies
to register and to obtain permits to
travel Germans only are affected.
The government may have been slow
in this regard, but when it does get
the aliens OF kaiserIand lined up it
won't take long to find those that are
behaving and those that are not. Then
it will only be necessary to apply the
law to those who are attempting to
bite the hand that is feeding them.
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20

An American soldier who violated
and murdered a French woman has
been put to death by a firing squad.
What do you imagine would have been
the fate Of a Boehe committing SIM
liar crime7
Rock Island Argus., 1917-11-20
ATT THE FOOTBALL GAME.

Overheard at the Independent-Mar-
inc football game Sunday:
He-"Do you know much about foot
ban?"
She-"Some."
He-"About how much do you
know
She-''Wall, / know when a home
run is made" ="
CONSTANT READER.