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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06

REAL ALLIES OF THE KAISER

TUNHE REAL ALLIES OF THE KAISER IN THIS
country are not the pacfists, the pro-Ger-
- MANS but mentally unbalanced politicians who would
insure democracy for the people by crushing them I'M
der despotsm deadly than either Nicholas Roma
noff or William Hohenzolern dared dream of. Men
who solemnly swore upon the Bible that they would
uphold the Constitution of the United States and of their
State froth at the mouth if anybody dares to
ton such thing An ordinary American, willing to fight
for his flag and uphold the National Constitution, in an
American way, branded as most venomous reptile and
the deadly enemy of democracy"
Out in Illinois the Governor proposed numbering peo-
pie who merely sought to do what the constitutional and
Statutory laws of their country explicitly stated they could
not be prevented from doing Whether their convention
was wise or unwise has absolutely nothing to do with the
case but the fact that the Governor of that great state
proposed using soldiers to kill them if necessary to break
up the meeting speaks far better for them than for the
official who would Russo russianize the State.
The American people want to know and are going to
know where its every soldier is what he is doing each
and every hour and what every dollar of the billions has
been and being expended for Cookedness or treach
erv in any department will result in the guilty being hed
to strict accountability.
If Washington hasn't heard from you, write or wire
YOUR Congressman Senator or even the President
They cannot hang shoot you for exercising the right to
govern YOURSELF because President Wilson has said that
Chat is his sole and only object in pungng this country
into the greatest cataclysm in its history.
THEODORE G. KITCHIN.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06
THE 1917 FARM EXHIBITS
UNUSUALLY FINE PROGRAM

NOTE-Owing to the is
suance of the Farmers Ex-
hibit Catalogue and other
work in connection with the
big Solebury show this paper
is issued one day late this
week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06

The Solebury Farmers Exhibit,
held at the Deer Park, two miles
west of New Hope, on Friday and
Saturday next, bids fair to be
changed from a farm products af-
fair into a baby and tractor exhibit
this season. Miss Edith Morley
Smith is manager of the better ba-
bies department, in which children
between the ages of six months and
three years can be entered, and an
expert Philadelphia physician will
make the examinations. Physical
and symmetrical fitness alone will be
considered, no man being found
brave enough to be willing to pass
upon the mere financial beauty of
the children.
The baby show will be held on
Friday afternoon.
Twenty-Five Riddles" have been
entered, as follows:
l. leila Erma Worstall, age l
yr., daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Worstall, New Hope, Pa.
2. Robert V. Alderman, age "a
mos. son of Mr.. and Mrs. Carl W..
Alderman, New Hope, Pa.
8. Mary Lucille Smith, age II
mos, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Philip Smith, New Hope, R. D.
4. Oran Albert Smith, age l yr.,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Smith.
5. Mary Ely Walton, age 26 mos,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. M. Hubert
Walton, New Hope, Pa.
6. Katharine Bevan Walton, age
10 mos, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
M. Hubert Walton.
7. Ruth Balderston Smith, age
10 mos, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
William E. Smith, Pineville, Pa.
8. Winfield Arthur Magill, aged
26 mos, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Ches-
ter A. Magill, New Hope, Pa.
9. Vernon Stradling, age % mos,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Strad-
ling, Bristol, Pa.
10. Paul Howard Slack, age 26
mos. son of Mr.. and Mrs. H.
Welding Slack, New Hope, Pa.
II. Jean Elizabeth Bredin, age %
mos, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. R.
Sloan Bredin, New Hope.
II. Barbara Bredin, age Ia mos,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. R. Sloan
Bredin.
10. Elizabeth Williams Brown,
age 81 mos, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. Newlin Brown. Pinevllle.
ID. Conrad Frederick Wieland,
Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06
Stock Judging Contest
Conducted by County Agent N. E.
CARRIER, Friday, Sept. Z, 2 p. m.

Conducted by County Agent N. E.
CARRIER, Friday, Sept. Z, 2 p. m.
DR.. H. H. Havner, State College,
Pa, will act as Judge. Contest
open to boys and girls between the
ages of IA and 81. A bulletin on
stock judging will be sent to all con-
testants before the contest, provid-
ed a reqest is sent to the Farm
Bureau, Doylestown. There will be
three classes horses, cows and
pigs-with three animals in each
class. Reasons for the placements
will be written on blanks furnished
on day of Exhibit. DR.. Havner
will explain how the stock is to be
judged before each ring is started
by the boys and girls. 1t is sug-
gested that various Oranges and
Farmers Clubs help select the con-
testants from own clubs and their
names sent to the Farm Bureau Of
flee before Sept. 18th.
PRIzEs-First prize, Gold medal
watch fob.
Second prize, Silver medal
watch fob.
Third prize, Bronze medal
watch fob.
4th prize, Ingersoll watch
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06

Avery, SIG, Heebner & Sons, Lans-
dale.
Avery, $40, Heebner & Sons, Lans-
dale.
Cleveland, SIG, George Masland,
Newtown.
Shirk, Woodpecker engine, Hugh w.
Kitchener, New Hope.
Shown blowing, narrowing etc.
east field Deer Park grounds.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06

Farmers generally will be much
interested in the tractor demonstra-
ton. which will be held both days
in the field east of the Deer Park,
doing blowing, narrowing and SINH
lar farm work. Five tractors are
expected to be busy on the job. even
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06

and girls under 16 away, and this
year there will be nary a piggy's
squeal, unless the breezes watt the
sound from some nearby farm.
The entry lists have been made up
and everything is now ready for
what is hoped will be the largest
and best exhibit yet held.
Miss Olevia j. Silvers, teacher of
Organ, Piano, Harmony, 161 North
Union ST., Lambertville, N. J.--adv.
PUBLIC SALE-Sept. 20, l p. m.
a restful home between Stockton
and Sergeantsville. Ten acres, fine
for grain. truck and fruit. Lasting
spring, good old-fashioned dwelling.
barn and outbuildings. Also good
COW, hog, chickens, implements and
household goods. Sarah S. Sporting.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-06
Industrial Display.

Hugh w. Kitchener, Manager
Chester A. Magill, manure spreader.
TRACTOR DEMONSTRATION
La Crosse, Happy Farmer, SIG,
shown by Edw. Blackfan, New
Hope.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
AIDING GOVERNMENT
TO CONSERVE FOOD

The women of All Souls Church,
through their conservation committee
are endeavoring to cooperate with
the general movement for the con-
servation Of food ands at the same
time equip themselves for a larger
social service work the coming winter.
Their aim is to can as much of the
fall crop of fruits and vegetables as
possible, establishing a store room in
which to draw for the needs of local
charities.
A large number of nearby farmers
and truckmen have been interested
and are donating fruit that has fallen
from trees, and other such food
stuffs as ordinarily would be wasted.
Donations OF food and cans will be
received at All Souls Church. Four
teenth and L streets, all day, Tues
days and Saturdays. If any one wish
ing to contribute to this work who
cannot deliver the goods will send a
postal to the conservation committee,
All Souls Church. this city, the COM
mittee will send for any such dona-
ton.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
WASHINGTON HEBREWS
TO OBSERVE HOLIDAY

The board of the Washington Heb
rev Congregation has been extended
by local Christian preachers the offer
of the facilities of their churches for
the coming Jewish holiday season.
From present indications the re-
sources of the temple, with its two
auditoriums, seem adequate to meet
the needs. The Eighth street temple
will conduct two parallel services
Sunday night, September 16, and
Monday morning, September II, in
commemoration OF Rosh Hashonah.
the New Years day. The services
in the upper auditorium will begin
at 7:30 p. m. and in the lower audi
torium at s p. m. thus enabling DR..
Simon to preach to both congrega-
tions. Three choirs are rehearsing
for these services.
An invitation is extended to strang-
ers and to the men and women in
the military and civil arms of the
government service.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
MARINE "HUSSIFfS'
Sought BY LEAGUE
Men Going to Front Have Need of
Repairing Kit.

Will you make "hussiff'' for the
Marines?
The Navy League has issued a call
for $50 "hussiffs' for the Marines
now training for service in France.
"Hussiff" is the marines way OF
saying housewife and housewife
in the Marine Corps means the sewing
kit with needles. thimble, thread and
scissors, that makes 1t possible fol-
the United Ststes Marine to be the
smartest looking soldier in the world
The sewing kit wanted by the Navy
League is made of cotton khaki
sewed with red thread-the Marine
Corps uniform colors. The kit is /;
inches long and 71z inches wide, and
has Ave pockets 31z inches deep by 2H
inhes wide. A top folds over the
pockets and covers the contents OF
the kit. A red tape 20 inches long
sewed on the back of the center pocket
ties the kit when rolled up.
A pair of blunt pointed scissors 4
inches long; No. l needles; a thimble
an assortment of safety pins; cards
holding heavy khaki, black. and white
thread: and two safety pins strung
with khaki buttons. comprise the con-
tents of the kit.
These kits cannot be purchased by
the government, and in order to pro-
vide the men going to the firing line
with them women workers throughout
the country must make them.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
DUTCH AMBASSADOR
DENIES I'LL FEELING
Declares Matter of Interned Ships
Was Not Discussed.

interviewed yesterday IN regard %
prospective troubles with the Neither
lands predicted IN a news dispatch
to The Herald printed Tuesday morn
ing, because OF the practical intern
ment of 100 Dutch vessels in American
ports, Chevalier w. L. +. c. van
Rappard, the Minister from the
Netherlands, branded the statement
made in the dispatch as untrue in
most of the main details.
According to CheyaIier van Rap
pard. there has been no nl-feeling be-
tween his country and the United
States in regard to the internment
OF the grain ships. and 30 far as he
knows there has been no communica-
tion between the Netherlands ana
this country on the subject.
NJ. van Rappard has had no COM
munication Of recent date with the
Embargo Board, he says. and thur
could not have made the statement
attributed to him. concerning the dis
position of the grain cargoes.
Minister van Rappard has received
instructions from his home govern
rnent that he is to be in full control
of negotiations in regard to the en-
barge law or in regard to any other
matter of international interest as
long as he is stationed in Washing
ton.
A special mission from the Neither
lands is expected in this country
within the next few days. 1t is
probable that the Minister and the
mission will confer with the President
In regard to the internment Of the
grain ships.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
COUORED.
Russian Tailor Lives
In u. S. for Is Years;
Can't Speak English

With all the free schools and the
great number Of English-speaking
people in this country, Justice Mo
Coy cannot see any reason why a
man who has been here a quarter of
a century cannot speak English. He
told Simon Klein, a tailor born in
Russia. that he did not think such
a man qualified for citizenship.
Klein had applied for his final
papers and made. through an in
terpreter the damaging admission.
He could only read and write
Hebrew, and the case was con-
tinued four months, with a broad
hint from the court 10 go TO night
school and learn what he should
have started TO learn the day he
landed at Ellis, Island.
Another man, AllcSa ndro Maruccl,
admitted heinR IN this country
nfteen years. aud said he IL not
able 20 understand or write Eng
iish. Justice Mccoy had . little
different message for Marucci. In
no uncertain terms ne told Maruccl
that while be- was too Old 20 be
drafted ln The Amefiuan army and
sas srstine the protection 81 this
rnuniTf, ~ uhf ruuftl hoped that
" iiaif nasasa him u uould and 4
go a. ~ hull ~ hlm
fifif fssefsn eilff faasa Wafs ral.
sndaIrd a. Dalil6 % sna those that
stfs 80 hsafd yesterday seat
stsf uHiii nsst sea.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
D. C. PLACES AZ
ON ARMY PAY roll
Men Continue to Work and Will Not
Report Until September 9.

Although they will not report for
active duty at the Admiral. Nd. can
tonment for two weeks. the forty-
seven selected from among the young
men OF the District of Columbia as its
first contingent to the national army,
went on the pay roll yesterday.
They went about their usual occupa-
tions and will not leave for Camp
Meade until September 10 unless their
present orders are changed.
According to Col. i. w. Lttell, in
charge of the construction Of the can
tonments throughout the country,
Camp Meade is ready to receive the
small number comprising the. first con-
tingent of 5 per cent, but it is hardly
likely that the respite Of two weeks
given the men will be revoked.
Although approximately 1900 offi-
GERS, soldiers and laborers are now
being cared for at Camp Meade, all
the barracks and other buildings will
not be completed before October /.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
eH Good Morning, Judge
NN Human Interest Stories Of By
w Police Court Happenings NSRHhSS SaSRiNs

much until All said No, no. All
said, 'Ah got no cash today He
sez, Come enyhow.' All sez, Dat
place It am not safe, 1t allus has a
row.. He TUX en- grab me by NAH
hand. en- pushes in NAH nose. he
bruk nah hat. he black nah eye, en-
what else goodness knows"
(The judge to Joe Cross): Now
tell me what you did this for, this
horrid grewsome crime. Speak up and
tell me all the truth. or you'll be
doing time" (Joe to the judge):
"Ah neber hurt him berry much, he
said All was a skate, en- when a man
calls me dat, nah heart do palpi-
tate" Judge): 'T'll fine you five,
and listen here. you stop this kind
of harm. just one more trick like
this one here. and you'll go to the
farm.
Good Night, shirtwaist.
Now listen jedge. de lady All
waist to weah. en- All puts 1t in NAH
trunk intendin' to weah II only on
Sundays, en- dis womun TUX It out
en- sold 1t for gin" well, Jennie" )"
said the court, what have YOU got
" SOY abOdN ~
piped Jennie Hodges, looking at
Maude Miller like she would like to
murder her, she loaned me dis wais'
en- All lost 1t. an neber sold 1t
at ALL"
The court had the goods on Jen-
ME and she became dumb when
Maude introduced a witness who saw
her sell the waist and helped her
to drink the gin. The witness was
sore because she got drunk of the
gin and was arrested for dIsorderfy
conduct Hence the apparent treach-
cry. The court fined Jennie SO.
Twas All 4 Mistake.
Albert Murray and Harry Digs
were standing against a fence on
Third street southwest and up walked
soldier. He stopped and asked the
men where he could buy a drink. Al
bert and Harry walked away and the
soldier followed them. They turned
on the soldier and asked him what he
wanted. He told them again. A cor
hove in sight and Albert and Harry
ran away.
Ten minutes later they butted into
the same soldier, who by this time
was angry. and he made a pass al
Albert Harry came to his rescue
and instead of hitting the soldier he
hit Albert. Albert thought that
Harry did it on purpose. and as the
soldier ran away the two men had
a grand time puumelling one another
The same cop separated them and
locked them UP and the court fined
them S each.
Rumatism Was Right.
ledge. All has rheumatic, en- II
makes me walk lame" pleaded Joseph
Milton, who was picked up on X
street last Monday in a state Of de-
lirium tremens. "Ebery time we has
damp wedder II gifts in nah bones en-
All has to stagger," went on Joseph.
The cop who picked Joseph up said
1t was more like "rumatism."
When he found Joseph he was
doubled up in knot yelling for help
to keep the snakes away and was in
deadly fear OF a herd of blue eIe-
plants trampling him The cop had
to shoe the Zoo away and gently lift
ed him in the wagon. He was intern
ed for thirty days at Occoquan.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
A Home Recipe For
Removing Wrinkles

Who will blame the modern woman
for trying to look as young and at
tractive as she reasonably can? Why
should she be placed at a disadvan-
tage in numerous ways by wearing
wrinkles, If she can avoid these hate
ful marks of advancing age? Few
women, however, know what to do to
effectually rid themselves of wrinkles
or sagginess. Most of the advertised
preparations are unsatisfactory and
very expensive. But a very simple
and harmless home remedy, which
any woman can make, will work won
ders where all the patent preparations
fail.
Buy an ounce of powdered saxolite
at any drug store. Dissolve the whole
ounce in a half pint of witch hazel
and use as a wash lotion. The results
are practically instantaneous. Marked
improvement is noticed Immediately
after the very first trial. Wrinkles
and sagging are corrected and the
face feels so refreshed and smus-like.
ADV.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
Wife Sues for Support
Yet Lives with Husband,
Who Files Reply In Case

Although his wife is living in the
same house with him and eating at
the same table, he is still being sued
for maintenance, states Lewis E. Con-
ner in his answer to his wife, Chris
tie A. Conner's suit, on file in the Dis
trict Supreme Court
The violent temper of his wife, a
stab with fork and an assault with
butcher knife on him are the rea-
CONS Conner says he cannot get along
with her. He admits having been
drafted for the army. but states that
he failed to claim exemption because
his wife is employed and earning her
own living
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
YOUNG MEN AWARDED
COURSES In COLLEGE

The following candidates were sue
cessful in the examination, April l.,
for the vacancies in the Knights of
Columbus scholarships at the Catho-
lie University of America:
Paul Hanly Furfey, Patrick Wilfrid
Thibeau. Othmar Solnitsky, James
Joseph Gallagher, John Prosper Eek
ert, Edward Rayson Roche, Raymond
e. Rielag, Gerald James Murphy.
John FIavin Cox, Charles A. Hart,
James Vincent Walsh, James Am
brose Losty, Peter H. Ruvolo, Fulton
]. Sheen, Daniel Charles Regan, Rob-
ert F. Milde, jr., Leo Vincent Jacks,
John Richard Dolan, George William
Schmucker, John Sylvester Harring-
ton, Fred Goebel Rabold and Robert
Hugh Mahoney.
According to States, the candidates
are divided as follows: Connecticut,
4: District of Columbia, /; Iowa, 1;
Indiana. 1; Illinois, 3: Kentucky, l.;
Massachusetts,. 1; Nebraska. /; Ohio,
/: New York. 5; Pennsylvania, l.:
Texas, l: Vermont, /; Canada. /; Nova
Scotia, !.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
WHITE.


Mason A. Pee, . and May Mullen. IS.
Harry b. Mngo. q, and Ethel A. Robin
son. "a Rev. j. II. Randolph.
Percy L. Tmberlake, q. and Maggie Profit
49, Rev. ]. l.. Kibler.
Thomas Z. Didlake. .. and Mamie P. Tux.
ford. % Rev. J. II. Nelms.
Floyd D. Mcdowell, q, and Gladys E. Allen,
q. Rev ]. H. Jeffries.
Hildrop p. Colvin. 90 and Gladys L. Nor
ment, IS. Rev ]. H. Jeffries.
Jasper J. Mayer. "a, and Villa J. Ange. "a,
Rev. II. F. Downs.
John T. Skinner. g. and Josephine Mason
g. Rev. J. L. Weidenham.
Arthur NJ. Nynan. o. and vergia e Land
yoigt. q. Rev NJ B. Stewart
Earnest F. Sparks, II. and Lillian NJ. Tay
lor. %. Rev. F. ]. Prettyman.
George W. NJ. Davis. a, and Mary NJ. Post,
3. Rev c. E. Buck.
Homer q. Esteppe, q. and Clara L. Poand
q Rev. H. T. Stevenson.
L. Melville Miller, 81, and Emma P. Clowser
p Rev. H. F. Downs
Nathaniel p. Hawkins. e2. and Ethel L.
TAYLOR. 80 Rev. T. e. Davis.
Edgar r. Clarke. "a, and Mary D. Bell. g
Rev. J. T. KTug.
James II. westcott. g.. and Annie ]. Nal.
lard, CO. Rev. B. switzer
Mark I.ansburgh, o. and Hortense BDlawsd
H. Rabbis Stern and Simon.
George c. Burns. p. and Helen VI. Johnston,
30 Rev. J. z. Briggs.
Charles II. MAY. 81. and Mary Barnes, j.
Rev. W. II. Dean.
COL0RED.
Roger E2ps, q. and lola strothers, Is
Rev. J. L. 8. Holloman.
oscar sbipley, 5. and Ethel Bell. % Rev,
W. A. Jones
Walter n. Wilson. r. and Dorothy Winters
= Rev. J. II. Robinson.
James n Dorsey. %. and Hattie r. Yates
". Rev W. A. Jones
n'ne.t Williams y. and Alberta White. u.
Rev W. westiay.
Jaraes J. Hausbsry. =. sud Geneva Tylc.. =
Rev. Y. Grinith.
scost Mspp - and Ida y Hawkins. ".
Rev Z. n. Randolph.
AnaIsw Mofton, n. and Ella = Butler. n
Rev. W. a. Dean
iuSst no1d. u. and Issns M Jsckson. o.
iis,. O. q nailsr
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
SHIPS BRING LAST
OF WATERMELON CROP

There were six watermelon-laden
schooners tied up at the municipal
decks yesterday. Each schooner car
ried cargo of between 1900 and q, 900
melons. Prices ranged from 81 to
about $50 per hundred. according to
size. The market, while not brisk.
was fairly good, and wagons were
being steadily loaded with the luscious
fruits.
Dealers at the wharf say that this
is about the last of the melons.
The Washington herald., 1917-09-06
INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN
TO ENLISTED men
Lieut.. Mcintyre Gets Orders for
Recruits Here.

Instructions 10 men for the first
American CamouBage Company now
being organized at American Univer-
sity for service in France were re-
ceived yesterday. by Lieut.. Mcintyre.
Of the Third Regiment. in charge OF
recruiting for the District Of Colum-
bia- Applications will be received at
the army tent station on Pennsyl-
vania avenue.
The Camouhage Company will be
a part Of the national army and will
form q part OF the Twenty-fifth
Engineer Regiment now stationed at
American University. this city.
Uncle Sam wants clever men for
this company. and an opportunity for
engaging in the most entertaining
sort OF service is offered the young
men of Washington who are handy
and ingenious, and who like 70 vary
fighting with some exercise Of their
manual ingenuity.
Camouhsge is the art Of taking"
or Disgusting valuable cannon. OBJ
servation points, shelters, roads and
the like so as 10 conceal them from
the enemy. Washingtonians who
watched the draft parade yesterday
had a chance TO see completed work
Of this character when the heavy
artillery Al guns passed down the
avenue. They were painted 30 as
to merge with their SURROUNDINGS by
splotches OF green and bun colors.