The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-08
"Pacissyfsts and
War Nurse

of the recruiting appeal she used
to deliver in his play, "Out There"
which has now returned to New
York at the Liberty theater. As
before, she speaks from the base Of
the Nelson Monument, In Trafal-
gar Square, London. this little Lon
don working girl. who gets out
There" meaning to France.
achieves her ambition in becoming
n nurse. and then goes back home
to tell the public some plain truths.
The New York Herald quotes her
new lines as follows:
It's funny. me standin' up ere tryin'
Z make speeches t you. r. know.
amt got much OF a vocabyerlerry. But
I've faand II amt alwa's the biggest
words as makes big things clear. Ar
ter all, v tells of y'r Teller loves v by
the wy e looks at y'-not by wat e
says. An y know a frien' Is frien'.
not by watts said. but by the hatmos-
rhere thets Made WIN " both. come
t'gether So I wan y Z sec in mo
eyes as speak great love rr me own
kind. An l want y T. feel hatmos-
phere o frien's-like. no matter wat
say I got Z talk rough t'night,
cause I'm addressin' my remarks Z
thick skinned people-t them there
consh-hcnsus bobjcctors. Naa. L
amt f'r war. I'm fr peace. But
once y'r country's in 1t dom see wat
y're goin' L do but 'elp. u you?
O. course, We got CONSUMPTION, but
want Z talk Z them consul hensus hob
Jectors and pacissyfists as says they
dom believe In war;
Wat do 1t matter II they don't b'licve
In war? Bill me! 90 does aatside O.
the 'uns?
Don b'lievc in Il?
Ere II is!
r. carn't tell Cawd y dom b'lleyc In
death an expec' Z live FIR newer JUS
because y said It.
r know. the ole world earn be
wrong ahaat the 'uns. look at Amer
lea! WASH she tolerant? Germany
said: "She won't come in! She's too
busy caantir ser money!" But Amer
lea as come in--wiv both 'ans--an'
both feet-and hairaplanes!
D. you know wat Hamerican gen.
cral said about hairaplanes? f said
az 'ow fleet o. haira planes was the
proper brood o tho Hamerican beagle.
An 'opes as the beagle proves a rab.
bit at IT,!
Pacissyfists an consul hensus hob
jcctors! W.T. kind o. fellers are they?
Jest as we're lickin' the henemy an
lickin' EN- good, they STAINS up an 1
says: ERE! W.T. re v doin'? L
want peace!" e wants peace! SO
do hi! So do We all! But we dom
want no 'alf peace an then ave T. 60
through It all over again as soon as
the henemy's ad time Z git is bloomin.,
deficiency workin'. This as rot q
be the bend O. war. An. Z make It
SO. we got t beat the fellers as thinks
nothin'. does nothin', an schemes
nothin' but war!
I tell y, boys. them fellers as got Z
be licked. an licked good, until the
very world war makes 'em sick to
ear II.
We don't want no pacissyfists tidy. !
We want fighters. Wen the jobs all
done. an the henemy's knocked right
aat. wy we'll all be Apply pacissyfists
tgether. But, until then. they've got
t prove to us as the word "pacissyfist"
amt kemmerflage rr I'm afraide T.
fight" know funny story abaat
one O. these 'er pacissyfists. sojer
In uniform goes up to 'em one d'y an
says. "Ere! wy amt you in the
hal1ny?" ''Cause ! don't believe In
war" says the pacissyfist. "Oh!
Don't W" says the soljcr. mo. !
don't" says the pacissyfist. Look
'crc!" says the sojcr. IF the henemy
caime over ere. d'y mean = sly "
wouldn' defend y'r country" mo. I
wouldn't" says the pacissyfist. Il
don't b'lie<e in fightin'!" well. biz
met" says the soljer. IF some Of 'em
caime right inter y'r 'ome. an took
It. d y mean = sly y wouldn't fight =
keep VT belongs L W" mol" said
the pacissyfist. u don't b'lieve In fight
in" AN II a man was TO It " on
the nose, wouldn't y 1t I'm back?"
Certainly mott" says the man o. peace.
III wouldn't be Christianlike." "well,
so clip mel" says the soljer. you're
the bloke the 'uns is look,n' for. An
"S'VAc S"oS SitS "t > ut IL uNC
q cut in mesself." An with that, tho
soljer Its i'm strife on the nose. Naa.
the pacissyfist lad never been 1t be-
fore. an wen q felt the paine an
taisted the blood a-run-nin' into =
maath. wy. g couldn't stand II. So
"a ups an Its the soljer on the jawr.
An then wat OH. they went at It tooth.
nn'-naile. Suddenly the soljer stops
an Odds aat is hand. sayin.' Look
ere! You're no bloomin' pacissyfist.
You're bloomin' fighter, you are!" 1t
was too bad g at t. be 1t Z find aat
VT e was. That kind will fight II the
I'M ever gifts over ere, but VT an 'opc-
less fight itll be then!
The other kind o. pacissy fist-the
kind as burns the country's crops. or
Odds back the government by strikes
an SIGH like-an' won't do nothin' to
'elp the boys was CORN aat-they're
not racissyfists or consul henshus hob
jcctors! They's Inactive henemies an
traitors. They're a funny lot-pacis-
SyfiStS! An S,ich funny recs SONS na