The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-07-02
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FUZZY WY, the WuNtfai
hdy houSkecpcr, az tho rabbit gentle.
man came around tho corner of bis hol-
low stump bungalow in bis automobile.
with the bologna snusage tires. one
morning
Il am going he answered. and really
ne was for tho wheels were whining
around Ike anything
And going whcrc may s.Er'
poHtrIy inquired tho mlshrdt lady.
am going 10 give Alice ride"
answered Uncle WlgRily Alice from
Wonderland. ! mean She never hat.
ridden lon an auiomobile
IN surprise
/ Never You see, when she was put
in that nice book, which tells go much
about her there wasn't any autos. and.
/ Of course, She never could have had a
/ rid0 In one.
But she had ever so many other nice
/ ADVENTURES, such as going down the
rabbit hole and through the looking
glass However. ] promised her ride
| IN my auto, and here ! so 70 give It To
! sprinkled some pepper and salt ON the
sausage tires OF his autos wheels to
make them go faster
The rabbit gentleman found AAllN- tho
little book girl I'm the WIZ ~ I'D .
garden having a make heheys-3ea party
have TO so into the b O'Clock SOUP
oh. how kind NJ YOU to come for
me, Uncle Wiggily'' cried Alice and
She jumped W 30 quickly that. she over
turned the multiplication table. at which
she and the Mock Turtle had been sin
ting. and ran TO jump iu the auto
We'll | don't call that very nice" said
tho Mock Turtle Her, she's gone and
MIXED w the seven times table with the
three times six, and goodnrss knows when
III ever get them Strengthened out
again
I'm sorry called Alice. waving her
hand as she rode on with Uncle Wiz
gilN 'Tll help you when I come back
And III help too" promised the hunn,
uncle
Mr I,ongcars and Wonderland Alice
rode over the fields and through the
woods. and hey were having a fino
time when, all OF sudden NJ the auto.
mobile came near place whore some
oak trees grew In a thick cluster Alice
cried
''Hsrk They're fighting"
why asked Uncle Wiggily Please
don't tell me II Is tho mosquito euem,
after mo 70 bite me"
NO. its the Lion and tho Unicorn.
Alice answered Don't you remember
how II goes In my book
THE Lion and the Unicorn were light
ing for the Crown
Tho Lion beat the Unicorn oll around
tho town,
Some gave them white bread some CAV,
them brown, -
And then tho funny pnicoru jumped
right up and down
THAT last line isn't Just right OK.
planned Alice TO the bunny uncle. "hui
/ couldn't properly think OF IL. I'm SC
frightened
'Frirhtcncde At what" asked uucl,
Wggilv.
Al the Unicorn" answered Alice
Hero he comes and. as she said that
Unce Niggily ssw a funny animal Ike
n horse. with big long horn sticklus
out Of the middle Of his head straight
in front Of him, gpllopng out OF IN,
clump " trees
"Hurrpy' I beat him" cried the TINT
corn Come on now, quick | must get
away from here before they catch mo
you beat him Do you mean hcaI
tho Lon7" asked Uncle Niggily for N,
was not frightened as was Alice
Sure I beat him answered the Unit
corn, aE he Jumped into the back sea
Of the automobile Drive on" he or.
dered lust as II ho bunny uncle gentle
man were the coachman.
"Did YOU beat him very hard with b
hroomstick7' asked Alice, putting on
her head from behind Uncle Wisgily'
tall silk hat where she had hidden her
self
Beat him with broomstlCk' Ha
rR' | should say not laughed the Uni
corn 'We're too jolly good friends To-
that" and he spoke Ike an Engllsi
chap. II beat him playing hop-Scotci