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Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
NOT ENOUGH BABIES TO
GO ROUND IN DETROIT
(By United Press)

Detroit, Jan. 12.-Prestige of the
rood!e suffered a blow here today
when it was learned that the demand
for babies in Detroit exceeds the sup
ply.
The information came from the
headquarters of the Michigan Chill
drens' Home Society, where it was de-
clared babies given over to the insti-
tuition are taken away by women with
an unsaticfied mother love, almost be-
fore they can be unwrapped.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
Palace Theatre Tonight.

Edna Mayo will be seen tonight at
the Palace theatre in "The Return
Of Eve" a special feature attrac-
ton that is strong in human interest
and beautifully presented on the
screen. An athletic reel will also be
shown.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

It is.reuorted that the Twenty-fifth
regimental band of Mexicali has placed
an order for new instruments with q
Los Angeles house, the value amount
ing to about 5000.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
Net Lawbreakers.
(BY United Pressl

Chicago, Jan. 12.-Chairmen Lee
of the trainmen says the brotherhoods
do not intend to discuss the strike or
prepare for a strike before the Su-
preme court decision on the Adamson
law. He said, I'VE are law support
ers, not law breakers"
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Secretary D. C. Bitlera Of the<TI
Centre Chamber of Commerce was last
night selected to represent that organ
ization at the California Association
of Commercial Secretaries convention
to be held in Sacramento January p
to 26. Mr.. Bitter will make an ef-
fort to have the 1913 convention come
to FL CeStro.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Because of continued irrigation
difficulties, some ranchers of the
Eemet valley are proposing tiat thel
irrigators themselves acquire the Wa
ter system.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

The Riverside Chamber of Com
merce is planning for a diversified
crop institute, to be held at River ide
January 19 and 20
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

A marriage license was issued yes
terday to Elmer c Baker, aged %, and
Miss Annie May Bonner, aged 80,
both residents of Brawley.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Z Antania Scarpa, pioneer bandsman
.ja~1mperial Valley, returned yester-
day as a member of the intolerance"
orchestra. He was greeted by many
of his old time friends.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Bean warehouses Of Ventura are
rushing work in cleaning beans dam
aged by October rains. The work is
being pushed day and night.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Last night the Farmers and Mer-
chants Club of Calexico held ban
quet which was to precede the cleo
ton cf officers for 1917. However,
after considerable discussion it was
decided TO defer the selection of Off
GERS until thirty days later. D. a.
Leonard, president w. T. Aitken, treas
urer, and William Sea, Jr., secretary,
are the present officials.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Mr.. and Mrs. W. H. Compton Of
San Diego arrived in Fl Centre this
morning and will make their home in
the city. Mr.. Compton represented
Imperial county at the two big fairs,
acting as official lecturer.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Irving N. walker, formerly connect
~a vita thc crel department Of the
California Development Company, and
H. l. Kittlesby, special representative
q the Southern Pacific Company
r-caa business visitors here this morn
irg.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Place a dish with anything scored
or burned in a pan of cold water and
there will be no taste of scorch IN the
food.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

FP. Haviland and wife of s..
CHARLES, H., accompanied by Mr.. and
Airs Ed Harman OF. Elgin, H., are
motoring through the valley, making
their headquarters at the Barbara
Worth.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

If anyone should ask about finances
in FL Centre, just remind him thac
there is $1,215,388.81 in deposits in
the two national banks in this city,
not to mention another large sum in
the Security Commercial and Savings
Bank, which does not come under the
federal jurisdiction. Just remember
that-over twelve hundred thousand
dollars in deposits.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
Cranberry Salad.

Select large, perfect berries; wash
and drain. Chop some young, greer
onions and some green peppers, ano
mix with the cranberries. Serve very
cold with French dressing or mayon'
naise.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

The funeral of Tim Farrell, well
krown Holtville citizen, took place
yesterday afternoon in FL Centric, in
terment being made in the Evergreen
cemetery. The Holtville I. 0. o. F.
lodge attended in a body. The de
ceased leaves two sisters-one resid-
ing in Los Angeles and the other in
New York.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
Weather Predictions.
fRv United Pressl

Los Angeles, Jan, 12.-Unsettled
weather, probably rain Friday night
and Saturday. Colder tonight.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
Card of Thanks.

We, the undersigned, wish to ex
tend our Heartfelt thanks to the many
reighbors and friends for their kline
assistance and sympathy during th'
signess and after the death of on.
son, brother, husband and father
John E. Day, who died January 70 {
ranch near I'll Centre.
Mr.. AND MRS. D. L DAY,
MIR AND MRS FRED S DAY,
MRS. j. <. DAY AND CHILDREN
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Instead of sailing meats, etc, to
keep them, use pepper. This will
keep the moisture in, instead of draw
ing it out as salt does.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Anson West of San Bernardino is
spending a few days in the valley on
business.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Sheriff Applestill was a buSine;
visitor in Calexico yesterday.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

w. J. Worthington of this city was
among the recent arrivals at Hotel
Clark, Los Angeles.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Attorney Harry n. Dyke Of Impe
rial was here for a few hours this
afternoon.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
The PRESS COOK BOOK
Breakfast Rolls.
Daily Recipe

Scald one-half Pint of milk and put
in piece of lard or butter; sift
together one pint of flour, one tea
spoonful of baking powder, one ta-
blespoonful of sugar and a little
salt. Add the milk, working it in
carefully, so as to make smooth
dough; roll out and cut with a bis
cult cutter; spread little butter on
each roll and lap together. Bake IL
a quick oven.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

C. E. Guest and wife of Calipatria
are registered at the Oregon.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Mr.. and Mrs. E. C. Burdick of Ca
lexico motored to Ell Centro this morn
ing. Mr.. Burdick is general manager
of the Inter- California railroad
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
PERSONAL MENTION
VALLEY DYE WORKS

Expert Cleaning and Pressing.
Work Called for and Delivered
534 Main Street. Telephone 169.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

Attorney Leslie Reed of CaltI
was here attending Superior court Il
day.
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12
ST THOMAS HOSPITAL

Thoroughly equipped for any medical
or surgical case. Artistic rooms exclt'
sively for maternity cases, where the
home combined with hospital convent
ence. New two-story building WIKI
SPACIOUS screened yer2ndas, sur.
rounded by lawns and trees. Thirty
bed capa city: Graduate nurses.
RATES-Ward, SIS per week; pri
vate rooms. $40 SIS and $40 week
For further information address
Imperial Valley press., 1917-01-12

free.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
TEUTONlC FORCES PURSUE
DEFEATED FOE IN DOBRUDJA
Routed Russians and Roumanlans
-kavaIa SheIIed by Fleet.

Berlin, via London, Sept. 1S.-Fieid
Marshal Won Mackensen is pressing his
pursuit of the Russians and Rouma-
mans. defeated during the recent OPP
erations i'm the Roumanian province of
Dobrudja, the war Office announced.
The Roumanian. advance in Transyl-
vania is continuing. says the statement,
which in reporting on happenings
along the Macedonian front announces
that the Greek seaport of Kavala. re-
Gently reported occupied by Bulgarians,
is being bombarded by entente war
ships. The statement says:
IN Pennsylvania the Roumanians
are advancing against the Kokel sec
tor on Doth sides of and above Szeke-
lyud- Barhely.
Balkan front-Army group of Field
Marshal Won Mackensen. The pursuit
Of the enemy i'm Dobrudja continues.
Macedonian front-There have been
no events of special Importance. lso-
lated enemy attacks on the Moglena
front and northwest Of Tahinos lake
were repealed. Kavala is being bonn
bardcd from the sea-
Paris, Sept lS.--Frcnch and Russian
troops, advancing rapidly on the west
ern end of the entente Macedonian
front, have arrived in front Of Florlna,
close 10 the Serbian border, south OF
Monastir, threatening the Bulgarian
right, the French war office announced
IL, tho official hntlatfn
Farther east the Scrbians are adj
vancing on both sides of Lake Ostrovo.
defeating the Beulgarians In engage
mcnts near KaJmacklan and contlnu-
ing to throw troops across fine River
Brod. where the Bulgarians are resist
ing them on the right bank of the
river.
London. Sept. iS.-Thc italian forces
have occupied PalIucrestro, five miles
from Argyrocastro In Albania. accord
INK 10 mn Athens dispatch TO the Ex-
chungc Telegraph company.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
T. R. MARSHALL Is NOTIFIED
Vice President Told of His Renomlna-
tIon by Committee Appointed by
Democratic Convention.

indianapolis. Ind. Sept. 15.--Vicc
President Thomas X. Marshall was no
tilted of his denomination by the com
mittee appointed by the Democratic
national convention. M his home here.
There was great gathering of the
party clans and much enthusiasm and
merrymaking. one object being to out
shine the demonstration of few
weeks ago when this city's other vice
presidential candidate. Charles W.
Fairbanks. was notified.
Mr.. Marshall. in his speech acceptin.
the nomination. ridiculed the fears OF
the Republicans for the permanence
Of prosperity after the war and at
tempted to show that these We're ell.
iNrely Inconsistent with II determine
ton To sell more American goods
abroad.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
ALLEGED BLACkMAILERS
ARE ARRESTED AT CHICAGO
Men and Women Apprehended by u. S.
Agents-Thousands of Dollars Col.
Iected From Wealthy Persons.

Chicago, Sept. 1S.-The five men and
government officials and city detect
tives in Il raid on the Tyson apart
ments. East Forty-third street and
Grand boulevard, as members of Il
band that has mulcted wealthy men
and women out of S25O,OOO or more,
are To he tried in Philadelphia.
The bonds of the eight were fixed
hut they are still held in the county
jail in default of bail. Those held
are:
Henry Russell. Edward Donahue.
alias Doc Danahue," Helen Evers,
said To be the wife of George Irwin.
alleged director of the group; Mrs.
Frances Allen, Mrs. Edward Donahuc,
wife of Donahue; James Christian,
alias NV. J. Gross" Frank Croker,
George Bland.
Mr.. Clabaugh says those held. to-
gether with others mt liberty. have
neeced ut least dftecn prominent men
and women In Boston. Philadelphia,
Chicago and New York by blackmail
methods Of most modern type. He
said there were many other victims
who never complained, fearing the
notoriety.
"rhe women ilirted with wealthy
men and then demanded money from
them OH threats of exposure and the
men did likewise with wealthy women
and made similar demands" Mr.. Cha
haugh asserted.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
SETH LOW PASSES AWAY
Former Mayor Of New York and
Brooklyn Succumbs After
Long illness.

New York, Sept 1S.-Seth Low died
y. Y. on Sunday after IL long illness.
Seth Low was twice mayor Of
Brooklyn, once mayor of New York
ami for IL years was president of Co
lumbia university. In each of these
offices he became distinguished for
public service, and he was known
throughout the country as one of the
leading figures in New York city life.
Unlike most college presidents, Mr..
Low was not scholar in the accepted
sense of the word when he was APP
pointed president of Columbia. He
was head of mercantile house.
He was born in Brooklyn January
Is, 1850.
Brooklyn by the regular Republican
and Independent forces. In 1883 he
was reelected for the second term.
In 1890. in his fortieth year, he was
rendered the presidency of Columbia
university.
His administration was II brilliant
one. 1t was during his adminstra-
ton that the university moved from
downtown To its present commanding
site Through his influence many
large gifts of money were attracted
To the university, and he himself gave
81 100000 for the erection of the state
ly library building. which is n memoir
ial To his father.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
TROOPS BEGIN LONG MARCH
Twelfth Division, Y. S. A., Taking an
83.Milc Hike From San
Antonio to Austin.

san Antonio. Tex. Sept. is.-The
mnrch Of the Twelfth division, 4. =.
A., the biggest movement Of this kind
In this country since the Civil war.
from sun Antonio to Austin. ~ miles
away, began. The hike viii be- com.
pictcd In seven days.
There ARE ii,063 officers aud men In
line under Hrig. Gen. Henry Greene.
Five motor-truck companies Of 81 mn.
chimes each transport supplies. nj.
though cNch regiment Is equipped with
mule supply trains.
The Seventh Illinois Infantry
marches rs the thlr unlt Of the First
brigade under Acting Brgadlcr Gen.
erul kennon. Brigadler General I'm
commands the Second brigade, com
posed 81 the Third, Fourth and Eighth
Illinois. other Illinois outfits partlcl-
patlng are the First field artillery. Sig
nal corps. Engineer company and Hos.
pital companies | and =.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
WILSON'S SISTER is BURIED
President Attends Funeral at coium.
bia, S. C.-Remains Entered In
Churehyard.

New London. Conn. Sept iS.-Mrs.
Annie NJ. Howe. only sister of Presl-
dent Woodrow Wilson. died on Sntur-
day after long illness. She suffered
sinking spell nj dawn. Oplntes were
administered To dendcn the pnin cnused
by pcritonitis.
President Wilson was notified immc-
dlntcly, but IL was decided that he
would not come here.
The body of Mrs. Howe was taken Ia
Columbia, =. c.. for burial and was In.
tcrrd In the churchyard of the First
Presbyterian church. There are buried
Mrs. lIowc's father. Joseph Ruggles
Wilson. and her mother. Jessie Wilson.
There lies also her husband, DIR. George
w. Howe. distinguished physician of
that state. and IA daughter.
The president and Mrs. Wilson con-
nected with the funeral train ut vren-
ton. y. j.
After attending the funeral service
the president left Columbia over the
same route and returned To Shadow
Lawn.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
600 v|LL|sTAs SLAIN
BANDITS CAPTURED BUILDINGS
IN CHIHUAHUA CITY, BUT
WERE ROUTED.
GEN. TREvIN0 is WOUNDED
Commander Shot in the Arm During
Battle With OutIaws-Many Prison
ers Captured and Some Are Put to
Death-Aded by Residents.

Mexico City, Sept. 1S.-General OBJ
RECON, minister of war, announces that
thousand followers of Francisco VII
In, who attacked the town of Chihua-
hua, were routed with loss of 600
men killed and many captured.
After the battle General TrevinO's
troops were able 20 take part in the
regular independence day parade.
During the fighting General Trevino
was slightly wounded in the shoulder.
Residents Aid Villa.
Aided by some of the townSpeople,
the Villa forces attacked at eleven
O'Clock ut night and took the peniten-
tiary and the municipal and federal
palaces. General Trevino gathered his
troops, placed his artillery, recaptured
the public buildings and completely de-
feated the attackers IN the early morn
ing fight. The captured men wil~be
tried by court-martial.
General Obregon has sent Il message
of congratulations to General Trevin0.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
GERMAN PRINCE is KILLED
Frederick William Of Hesse, Nephew
Of the Kaiser, Slain on the
Balkan Front.

Berlin, Sept. 16.-princc Frederick
William of 1Icsse. a nephew of the
kaiser. has been killed I'm action ut
AGRA Orman. on the Balkan trout. The
war office on Friday officially an
nounced his death.
The prince was the eldest son of
Prince Frederick Charles Of Hesse
and Princess Margaret, sister of En-.
peror william. He was born Mt Frank
fort.on.the.Maln In 1907. He Is the
second of the house of IIcssc To be
killed In the war, Prince Mnxmllen
having fallen In northern France In
October. 1911.
Prince Frederick William IN the
eighth German prince to have been
killed In the war.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
LEAPS FROM CAR
Alleged Murderer Seriously injured In
Attempt to Escape at Har.
mon, NJ. Y.

New York, Sept l6,-Arthur Wal.
toncn. who WIS arrested In lronwood,
Mich, In connection with the murder
of Mrs. Elizabeth Nichols, wealthy
widow of this city. lcnpcd from the
New York Central train on which he
was being brought Ia New York In the
custody of detectives. rs IL passed
through Harmon. y. y.
The train was brought To stop and
Waltonen was found In ditch beside
the tracks severely injured.
He was brought 10 the city and hur-
ricd 10 II hospital. His condition Is
said 10 he serious.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
DUNNE AND LOWDEN WIN
Generalship Of illinois In Doubt
Following Primaries.

Chicago. Sept. l5.-With Gov. Ed
ward +. Dunno and Frank o. Lowden
safely nominated by huge puraities.
there are only two doubtful spots on
the Republican and Democratic states.
They were the Democratic lieutenant
goyernorshlp between Henry w. HUT.
mann and Barratt O'Iinra. and the Re
publican attorney-generalshIp between
Edward J. Brundage, the Chicago city
hall candidate and State Senator
Richard j. Barr.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
LINER IN FLAMES; 423 SAVED
the Steamer Congress Of Marsh
field, Ore.

Marshfield. Ore. Sept. Kidnapped
In flames. the Pacific coast liner Con-
gress stands two miles OF Coos bay
after n thrilling race 10 land It's 253
passengers and crew OF TO.
All Of those on board were rescued
by the Colonel 4. =. Niche. bar
dredge. The Niche went 10 sen In an
swer to- an $. .. 5. and was accom-
panied by the steamer Tillamook.
Life savers and boats fron the
Niche had been working fog learly
IN hour.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
JAPAN REASSURES THE U. S.
informs State Department In Formal
Note That "open Door" Policy
Is Not Perled.

Washington. Sept l5.-Japan, In n
formal note To Ambassador Guthrie.
transmitted To the state department,
assures the American government that
the new Russo-Japanese treaty does
not repeal former conventions and that
the imperial government has not en-
tcrtained for moment any intention
"a depart from It's policy respecting the
integrity Of China and the open door.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
Four Dead In Detroit Fire.

Detroit. Mich. Sept. i5.-Four men
nre dead and n score OF others narrow
~ escaped from Gre which swep, the
Salvation Army Industrial building.
About seventy-iive persons were In the
building when the IRE was discovered.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

| In hot countries the pcoplc nre less
civilized than In cold ones. Aren't We
NIL less civilized when the tcmpcra-
ture goes up What n moral md
intellectual blessing. then II nm cleo.
tric fnn
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

| man In Seattle had desperate
fight with devllfish with tentacles
six feet long. The shark sensation IL
already outciassed. and the fish story
has risen magnlficently tn the new de-
mands upon It's ingenuity.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

The authorities announce thai the
nickel IN not worth cents, as was re-
ported. thereby disposlng Of another
of the blessings Of government by
humanity.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

The per capita wealth of the United
States is now $1,000. That fact
doesn't deeply interest those of US
who have been per capitated out of
ours.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

A Wisconsin man who caught fish
was dsgusted when he saw II was
nothing hut sucker. hut frightened
up when he found n diamond ring In
lis stomach. Moral. always look I'm a
nsh's stomach.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Seven Londoners have been exempt.
"a from military service because they
are rat catchcrs and their employer
proved TINT women cannot do the
work. Wonder IL the suffraglsts dis.
pute this statement?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

A Cambridge psychologist Is lnvesti-
eating the reasons why girls kiss sol
diers, apparently obllvious to the fact
that there are but two-girls and sol
dicrs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

u mey he granted that some of the
alleged comic artists can draw pictures
aud salaries. but IL still remains one
OF life's little mysteries how they ever
draw laughs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Electric fans for the rich paImleafs
for the poori
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Soon as man begins to like the
sound of his own voice, he wants to
enter into a joint debate with some.
body.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

New York has car conductor who
used To be doctor. and lot Of other
towns have some that might make good
conductors.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

According To authentic reports there
are tn be no freak styles I'm mems
clothes this year. Men no longer have
a chance i'm the competition for any
thing.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Mr.. 1 of Hawaii is said TO have the
shortest name I'm the world, but he
doesn't use 1t oftener than congress
man.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Even If a boys stepfather happens
to he n doctor. the Kid will always
believe TINT the old guy poured the
castor oil down him out of pure male
violence.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

French corporal and one private
took 100 German soldiers as prisoners,
but maybe they were not very anxious
10 fight
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

No doubt the modstes are already
hard at work on the campaign gowns
for the stump this fall.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

The direction n fellow halls from is
not quite so important as the direction
he Is travelling
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Our theory of the war maps Is that
they are designed and arranged to-
keep us from understanding just what
In being done.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Whenever we see beautiful young
girl kissing dog we think she ought
to tell her beau to get the license or
get out.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

II to do over. Paul Revere would take
his famous ride on a motorcycle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

The pianist I'm the orchestra IN go
Ing to have u tough time standing up
when he plays the Stnr-Spnnglcd Ban
ner In compliance with Baltimore's
new ordinance.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Anybody who can conceal his igno-
rance Is pretty smart.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

In the hot weather everyone wishes
to be a submersible.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

The average Turk may be illiterate,
but he's learning heap about
geography.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

In the cas- of submarine. however,
II Is the dOwnkeep cost that counts
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26

Possibly the time will come when
NIL the kinds of people that drive au-
tofnobiles Will be running aeroplanes.