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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

Mrs. J. A. Ycunggren will leave
this evening for Minneapolis wnere
she will be a guest at the ]. &.
Younggren home for several weeks.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

Mrs. Vina Cossentins, who has Wis
tied friends and relatives in Bem1d1l
and Grant Valley for the past month,
returned to her home in Eagle Bend
yesterday.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

Mrs. G. H. French returned Satur-
day from a five weeks visit with rela-
tives and friends in Minneapolis, st.
Cloud, Ronneby and Akeley, MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

In a few days you will not be
able to get any diaries. Get them
now, 1-3 off at the Pioneer Office. tt
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

The Presbyterian Ladies' Aid So
ciety is collecting papers. Kindly
nhone 422 and we will collect.
AIT
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1917-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Johnston OF
Hines were the guests of Mrs. John
ston's parents, Judge and Mrs. II. A
Simons, yesterday between trains.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
If KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
Says Backache is sign you have
been eating too much
meat.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
it generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says a well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid
which overworks the kidneys in their
effort to filter it from the blood and
they become sort Of paralyzed and
loggy. When your kidneys get slug
gish and clog you must relieve them,
like you relieve your bowels; remov-
ing all the body's urinous waste, else
you have backache, sick headache,
dizzy spells; your stomach sours,
tongue is coated, and when the wea-
ther is bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine is cloudy, full Of
sediment, channels often get sore, wa
ter scalds and you are obliged to seek
relief two or three times during the
night.
Either consult a good, reliable ply
sician at once or get from your phar-
macist about four ounces of Jad Salts {;
take a tablespoonful in a glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine SO it no longer irri.
tates, thus ending bladder weakness
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, can
not iniure and makes delightful, ef
fervescent lithia-water drink.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass of hot water each morn
Ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, Advantageous and
vivacious-a good clear skin; nat
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by clean,
healthy blood. If only every woman
and likewise every man could realize
the wonders Of the morning inside
bath, what a gratifying change would
take place.
Instead OF the thousands Of sickly,
anaemic-looking men, women and girls
with pasty or muddy compilations;
instead of the multitudes OF nerve
wrecks" "rundowns," brain fags'
and pessimists we should see virile
optimistic throng Of rosy-cheeked peo
pie everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking
each morning before breakfast, a
glass of real hot water with tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in /,
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
neys and ten yards of bowels the pre-
vious days indigestible waste, soul
lamentations and poisons, thus
cleansing, sweetening and fresheninf
the entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bill
iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism
colds; and particularly those who have
a pallid, sallow complexion and wht
are constipated very often, are urget
to obtain quarter pound of limestone
phosphate at the drug store which
will cost but trifle but Is sufficien
to demonstrate the quick and remark
able change in both health and ap
pearance awaiting those who practic'
internal sanitation. We must remem
Der that inside cleanliness Is more i'm
portant than outside, becalise the ski
does not absorb impurities to contain
4 mate the blood, while the pores in tn
thirty feet Of bowels do.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
ALUMINIUM is USED IN AUTOS
Bodies Made of the Metal Are Lighter
and More Rigid and Are Safer in
Case of Accident.

Metallic aluminium now competes
strongly with other sheet metals and
with wood in the manufacture of auto
mobile bodies, according to reports by
the United States geological survey,
department of the interior. This posi-
ton In she market has been attained
through Improvement In foundry
methods for casting metallic aluminium
and increase In knowledge Of suitable
alloys.
Large sections Of aluminium castings
are now used In making touring cars
and the inclosed bodies Of certain other
motorcars, use which was not prac-
ticable ten years ago. Cast aluminium
is also used for making automobile
dashes. Bodies made Of 1t are lighter
than those made of other sheet metal
and have a rigid surface that will moi
dent easily when handled. They are
also safer In case of accident. The
aluminium surface retains paint well
and the increased rlgidity makes ths
car more durable.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
The BawIing Out Of Julia.

A deserted husband out west thus
advertises his spouse's delinquency
Julia, my wife, has grown quite rude
She has left me in lonesome mood
She has left my board,
She has took my bed,
She has given away my meat and
bread;
She has left me in spite of friends and
church,
She has carried with her all my shirts
Now ye take note who read this paper
Since Julia's cut this reckless capel
| will not pay one single fraction
OF any debt Of her contraction.--Bos
ton Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR
It's GrandmOther's Recipe to
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair.

You can turn gray, faded hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
night il you'll get 50-cent bottle OF
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound at any drug store. Millions of
bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
Recipe, improved by the addition OF
other ingredients, are sold annually,
says a well-known druggist here, be-
cause it darkens the hair SO naturally
and evenly that no one can tell 1t has
been applied.
Those whose hair Is turning gray
or becoming faded have surprise
awaiting them, because after one or
two applications the gray hair van.
ishes and your locks become luxuriant'
ly dark and beautiful
This is the age of youth. Gray
haired, unattractive folks aren't want
ed around, SO get busy with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound tonight
and you'll be delighted with your dark
handsome hair and your youthful ap
pearance within few days.
This preparation is toilet requisite
and is not intended for the cure, miti
cation or prevention of disease.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

NorR: Up TO this time, q Aquric has
not been on sale to the public, but by the
persuasion Of many patients and the
Increased demand for this wonderful
healing tablet, Doctor Pierce has finally
decided to put 1t into the drug stores OF
this country within immediate reach, or
send 10 cents for large trial package.
Simply ask for Doctor Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package Of oAnuric " is sure to be
DR.. Pierce's. You will find the signature
on the package Just as you do on Dr.
PIerce's Fayorte Prescription, the ever,
famous friend to ailing women, and
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
proven by years to be the greatest general
tonic and reconstructor for any one.
At any rate don't give up hope oI'
being cured Of your malady until just
few doses OF aAnnrie" have proven
that 1t will make you feel like o diifer'
ent person.
EDrToR-Please insert this letter 10
some conspicuous place in your paper.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
plant Lobsters In Pacific.

The most successful shipment of
Holsters across the continent that has
ever been made was completed by the
United States bureau of fisheries re-
Gently, when J,40O Of the crnstaceans
were liberated off Orcas island, in the
state Of Washington. The shipment
represented an additional carload Of
adult Holsters sent from Maine as an
important step In the bureaus efforts
to establish eastern Holsters on the Pc
ciac coast.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
(iranulated EyelIds.
For Backward Bunnles.

"Papa?"
"Well, Rutherford"
81 have just figured out why bum
MES have fuzzy little tails"
"That's fine. What is the reason?'
Dummies live in holes, you know"
Exactly"
"And l suppose many Of the holes
are so narrow the bunnies can't turn
round in them very we'll"
"Very likely"
well, that's the reason"
81 don't quite get your line Of
thought"
"The fuzzy little tails keep then
from hurting themselves when they
back into things. ."-Youngstown Tele
gram.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

museum has on exhibition the original
"Stourbridge Lion" the first full-sized
locomotive ever run In the United
States, and the locomotive John Bull,
operated in this country in 1881.
Several models, including one of the
Selden machines, demonstrate the
early development of the automobile
the latest advance in wheel transpor-
tation is shown by three full-sized cars
manufactured in this country.
Finally, to complete the series
comes the model Of the airplane, In
which man is completing the conquest
of the air.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
U. S. STILL GROWING
Population Has Gone Far Past
the 100,00O,0O0 Mark.
Total for Continental United States
and Outlying Possessions on Janu-
ary I, 1917, Estimated at
113,30s,285.


The population Of the United States
has gone far past the 100,000,000 mark.
Uncle Sam estimates the population
on January l, 1917, Of continental
United States alone at 1O2,S26,309.
The total population, including that of
the outlying possessions Of the nation,
is estimated at 113,309,2S5. The esti-
mates are based upon the increases
shown by the federal censuses Of 1900
and 1910.
The population Of the various states
and outlying possessions Of the United
States on January l, 1916, and on Jan
uary l, 1917, is estimated by Uncle
Sans census experts as follows:
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Quick Exit.

"Now your work on our magazine
will be to run the cookery depart
ment."
"All right"
christmas is coming on and we
shall want you to get up some recipes
Among others wish you to get up q
recipe for a poor mans plum pudding.
II resign. I can't think of any in
gradients to fit that title. louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

Garfield Tea was your Grandmother's g
Remedy for every stomach and intes-
final ill., This good old-fashioned herb
home remedy for constipation, stomach
ills and other arrangements Of the sys-
tenn so prevalent these days is in even
greater favor as family medicine
than in your grandmother's day.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Natural Maulc.

""The amateur magician who enter
tanned us did some wonderful tricks.
He made a chicken turn rabbit right
before our eyes"
"That's nothing. Any ordinary
speeder can make an automobile turn
turtle without half trying. baltimore
American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Suffered Great Pain /!
letter Tell, Of Lono Looked for Prescription.

letter Tells of Long Looked for nrescriDtaon.
Dear Mr.. Edttor--I am making per.
sonai appeal to your readers who are
bothered with kidney and bladder trouble
and rheumatism, TO give up the use Of
harsh salts, or alcoholic kidney medi-
cines and in their place take q short
treatment of cAnuricp and be convinced
Of its wonderful virtues as | was. suf--
fered great pain, had great deal Of
Irritation, water became foul. | tried
everything advised but with no results:
/ sent for q box of vAnuric Tablets +" and
soon discovered that they brought relief
l have used them since, and nolJ the
water Is natural, my health good, and
appetite splendid. Some of the doctors
pronounced my trouble enlarged prostate.
Now | have no more trouble and most
asSuredly feel that this latest discovery
of DIR. Pierce's Is the best remedy for
bladder and kidney troubles that know
OF. II | can induce anyone TO give it
trial, feel that he will thank me for
calling attention to this great boon
that relieves this seemingly worst OF
all troubles that humGn flesh can fall
heir to.
(Slgned) H. Il. FLEIsHEr.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

Hostess Cat party)-Does your
mother allow you to have two pieces
of pie when you are at home, Willie?
Willie (who has asked for second
piece) ma'am.
Hostess-Well, do you think that
she'd like you to have two pieces
here?
Willie Confidently = Oh, she
wouldn't care. This isn't her pie
Detroit Free Press,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Common Fault Amona Ministers.

"Mr. Asquith was prime minister OF
Great Britain, wasn't he?" inquired
Mrs. Leonidas w. Van Quentin yester
day morning.
"He was" replied her husband.
"And he has been removed?"
"The same"
what was the matter? Couldn't
he preach good enough?'
"Oh, | guess he preached all right
but he prayed too long."-Kansas City
Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
An Unmistakable Result.

HAS the investigation of the high
cost of living had any result?"
eyes," replied Senator Sorghum. ~
think it has called the attention OF
everybody who had anything to sell to
the fashion of showing up the price
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
A Different Atmosphere.

'I'm looking for employment, sir.
I'll be frank with you. I've just been
released from prison"
"Ahem! One of the model prisons?
Eyes, sir"
"Well, I'm willing to give you a
chance, but every man we employ is
expected to hustle. If you think you
can get down to. hard work and long
hours after the. life Of elegant leisure
you have doubtless enjoyed in prison
I'll make place for you. Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

United States (c)...l11 ,57s,s52 1l3.So9,2s5
population April Is. 1910; decrease since
1900.
(a) Enumeration by governor, 1918.
(b) Police census, 1916.
(c) Includes 45,123 persons In military
and naval service stationed abroad.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Both Surprised.

Mr.. Goodleigh-I was surprised to
see you in helplessly intoxicated
condition last evening.
Tipples--I was surprised myself.
thought could stand lot more
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Shifting Desires.

The talk of Christmas started be-
tween hands at the bridge club.
"Well, l don't know what want
half dozen women said falsely.
"Well, I know what / want" the ro
bust blonde remarked. 81 told my hus
band at breakfast this morning thai
I'd like to have a mink muff-anc
then l remembered that l needed
scrub bucket. t."-Indianapolis News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
A Friend In Need.

"Pm thinking of going into the poul-
try business"
"Then I'm the very man you want
to meet. can supply your needs. I'm
thinking of going out of the poultry
business. louisville Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
II Does Happen.

81 don't think the truth of that Gin
derella story ever came out"
moi"
~ think she took off her slipper be-
cause it hurt her. I've seen ladies do
that in restaurants many time. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Popped out at The Popping

Aunt suppose, Edith, you said
"This is SO sudden!" when Mr.. Slow
boy proposed?
Niece-No; fully intended to, but
was so excited forgot and exclaim-
ed eat last!"-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and
disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
The Reason Why.

"I wonder why x was selected as
the symbol of the unknown quantity"
Because none Of your friends ever
have one when you want t borrow 1t.
baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Most Worthy.

why do you seek admittance
here?" asked st. Peter.
"On earth many blessed me and said
I would surely go to heaven when
died." answered the shade.
How did you win such gratitude?' p
"I was always kind and considerate
to people who owned Fords."
ENTER" said the saint. "a place
is prepared for you" ."-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
No Novelty.

did you see where that girl made
a record flight in her aeroplane"
That's nothing. My wife was high
flyer long before aeroplanes were
thought of."--Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Mileage Per Gallon.

Gust think of it! Those. Spanish
hidalgoes would go 5000 miles on a
galleon!"
Nonsense. You can't believe half
you read about those foreign cars
Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

"Owens says he gives employment
to large number of men"
$50 he does-other peoples bill col
lectors. Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
The Eye of the Law

First Officer-Did you get that fel-
lows number?
Second Officer-No, he was going
too fast.
First Officer-Say, that was a fine
looking dame in the car.
Second Officer-Wasn't she!-Puck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

Jordan--Wilkins, who are you 60
ing to room with next year?
Wilkins-My wife.-College Record.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
NOTHING Wonderful.

Visitor-You don't know who I am,
do you, Jimmy?
Jimmy-Naw
Visitor-Aha! know who you are
though.
Jimmy-Aw, that amt nothin'-l
know that myself-Boston Transcript
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

"Your new poem Is charming! So
unlike your usual work.
Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
Too Literal.

Too Literal.
II like to see man with some spirit
in him, don't your"
"No, indeed! I'm a strict prohibi-
ZIONIST. Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02

One day a professor and his com
panion became involved In an argu-
ment as to which was the handsomer
man Of the two.
Not being able to arrive at settle
ment of the question they agreed, In
spirit of fun, to leave 1t to the de
cision of Chinaman who was seen
approaching them.
The matter being laid before him
the Oriental considered long and care
fully, then he announced in tone ol
finality:
Both are worse."-Chicago News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
lnconsiderate Biddies.

care your hens laying?"
Eyes; laying off."-Boston Trans
cript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1917-02-02
FRED P. CORN, Patent Attorney

Organizer and Developer; patents secured or FEE
REFUNDED; free book on patents. Suites 701.
70l-A. 701-B and 701-C Central building, Seattle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-05
MEN
HUNT SALAzAR
Scouts Of American Army
Reported Looking for
Bandit Band.

Arrivals from Columbus. y a.. sat
urday reported that detachment OF
the nth cavalry, Gen. Pershing's rear
guard. was dispatched from Ascension
TO SabinaI. 20 miles east. to scout for
Aillistas reported TO be threatening to
attack Pershing's lines The presence
Of the Nillistas at Sabinal was re-
ported TO Gen Pershing on his arrival
at Ascension by the mayor of the
Mexican town. IL is said. There are
said 10 be 4e0 Nillistas commanded
by Jose YneZ SalaZar at SabinaI
News Of the scouting expedition was
brought to the border by troopers of
tie Fifth cavalry who arrived as an
escort TO refugees from Mexico
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-02-05
NEED MEMBERS
FOR RED CROSS
Local Chapter, Responding
to National Call, Invites
Volunteers and Cash.

Having received a telegram from the
National Red Cross association AT
Washington, urging prompt and vigor-
Gus action in preparation for all lines
OF Red Cross activity. the executive
committee of the local chapter Of Red
Cross held a meeting Monday morning.
attended by the chairman, DR.. W. L
Brown; vice chairman, Mrs Il E
stevenson secretary. Mss Grace Lo-
gan. and the executive committee. con-
sisting OF Mrs. E. F. jenkins. DR.. Ida
Bishop, and Charles " Newman.
A very comprehensive plan was out
lined for charging me membership.
which az present consists of about 600.
compared with 5000 IN Fort Worth. r.
700 II Denver and other cities all hav-
ING a much larger proportionate men,
Dersnlp than Fl PasO-
AnNious for Larger Membership.
Inc local chapter feels that because
OF Fl EasOs peculiar situation and re-
iaJlonshlp TO the mobilization Of the
army and Mexico. this city should
come forward with q mem bership al
least as large in proportion as any
olner city IN The United States" said
Dr- Brown with an of the present
possibilities of international commit
cations, the chapter feels sure that the
people Of FL Paso viii respond prompt
" as soon as the opportunity offers
Planning General Meeting.
All Of the details Of me campaign
have not been thoroughly developed.
but within the next two or three DAYS
there VIII be a large general meeting.
10 which all members of the Red Cross
and the public generally viii be in
Nlted. at which time the objects and
necessities Of the association Will be
presented This viii be the real be-
ginning Of membership campaign.
The date Of this meeting viii probably
be announced Tuesday. It IS hoped 10
nave some OF the most important
speakers the country can produce.
Various Classes Of McmberShfD.
The membership of the Red Cross is
divided into several classes. the an
nual membership being 81: the sus-
tanning membership being SO annual
" life membership being $50. and pat
rons or patrOnesses paying 500 For
merry, the 81 membership included the
Ited Cross Journal, but on account of
me very high cost OF printing and