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The record., 1917-09-06
COURT
CIRCl,
Fall Tern 0pe s-ouday Morning and
Jadge. L-NysrS and Juries
Are Forkiug Hard

The fall terri of circuit court open
ed promptly 4 9 O'Clock Monday
morning, Judge John S. Rhea on the
bench and Hon. Randolph Mallory
representing tie commonwealth, as
sisted by County Attorney w. H.
Gray. The jtries were empanelled
and put to work. Following are the
jurymen:
GRAND JURY
]. A. johnson: foreman, w. c.
Underwood, 5. A. Stewart, Arthur
Craig, S. E. Gary, Malcum Hardison
John H. DocAins. Policy Dukes, T.
c. Robson, Eugene Carey, G. w.
Reed. ]. M. Eidwell.
PITT JURY.
J. H. Jones, John Walton, J. R.
Jackson, E. q Mcpherson, H. R.
Barbee, Tom Murphy, Eli Eaves,
H. N. Stradey Joe, Johnson, Frank
Dukes, S. D. Hill, Milton Batsel,
Will Tucker, iohn Fulzenloger, Joe
Hall, Robert Royal, Elmo Brown
ing, H: N. Hfwefton, Ed. Locke,
J. R. Howard R. R. McCown, Les.
lie Todd. y
Remus HatEis was fined 500 for
shooting in sriden ARRAY.
Leland Pftchett, for violating
prohibition lay, was fined $50.
Enoch Brown drew pistol, which
cost him SIod.
brakes Hill; ard Sidney Hardison
were each fined $40 for disturbing
religious WORSHIP.
George Hoan illegally sold
whiskey, costing him $40.
Noah DowFey disturbed religious
worship to tne amount OF $50.
Luther Schaltz had so much liq-
uor in his possession that 1t was
judged he had it for sale, and he
was fined S75 and given ten days in
jail.
Ed. Tooley and Ben Doss we're
each fined $50 for breach of the
peace.
Cappie Garfield violated the pro-
hibltion lawl drawing a $40 fine
therefor
The record., 1917-09-06
Real Estate Deals.
Roark.

Greenvllle real estate has been NOV
ing around the past few days. Mr..
Frank Pittman purchased from MIR.
Jep Allen his home on College street
and Mr.. Allen purchased from Mr..
John NJ. Wells a residence On West
Trowbrldge. The changes in resi-
dence of the buyers will soon be
made.
The record., 1917-09-06

Mr.. S. D. Bradley left yesterday
for a ten-day stay at Fishers Island d.
off the Connecticut coast, where he
will be associated with the officials
and leading agents of the country
of the Connecticut Mutual Life In
suranee Co. They will all be guests
Of the company, and Mr.. Bradley
aud two other Kentucky agents were
the only ones who secured suffi Gle mt
business the past year to win This
trip.
The record., 1917-09-06

UNCLE SAM apparently is going
TO see how il feels to fight without
beng hopping mad. This recalls the
advice of the sociologist, "Never
whip a child while you are angry"
and the retort of the old fashioned
parent. why, 1 don't enjoy whip
ping a child if l IN not angryW
The record., 1917-09-06

w. R. Overton died at the home
of his daughter, Mrs. J. M. Dun
can, near Duvall's Chapel, last Sat-
urday afternoon, after short illness
of pneumonia. He was on visit
from Christian county, and the body
was taken there for burial Sunday.
He was in his SIst. year.
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Roark asks the reader to view {
real piano-Lyon & Healy.
Well Known Farmer Dies.

Mr.. Richard A. Locke, in his
Doth. year, died at his home south
of town last Friday afternoon after
a lingering illness from tuberculos-
is and cancer of the stomach. He
was a quiet, industrious man, and
stood high in the esteem of his
neighbors. Burial was at Pleasant
Hill at O'Clock Saturday after
noon, and was largely attended.
The record., 1917-09-06

Reports from all over the country
Indicate that our people are at last
coming to realize our extreme natl
onal danger, as shown by the en-
thusiastic volume Of volunteers.
Hundreds of the young men of mill
tary age are rushing to the colors
daily, and not waiting for the oper-
alton of the draft law.
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IS chivalry dead in Germany?
The knights of old would not sup
port a monarch or leader who had
broken bis oath. Don't you remem
Der the old Friday afternoon recita-
ton about the Spanish warrior who
defied the king to his face, saying,
mo Spanish knight would draw the
sword behind liars back"
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Muhlenberg public school teach.

Muhlenberg public school teach
eTs are failing II me with me many
thousands already 10 the ranks. and
are adopting the Victrola as first
aid in their work. In more than
$500 cities. towns and villages of
United States, alone, the Vlctrola Is
used, and there are many addition
al thousands IN the rural schools.
To be sure of getting the best, try
the Victrola at Roark's. A demon
stration is enlightenlng, and is
test every buyer should make.
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AIDS Fer County Teachers.

We have some material which we
shall be glad to give to the teachers
of the county, and ask them 10 call
or send for it. Several have already
been provided, and there is still a
supply adequate for many more.
THY !. L.-EOARX ESTATE
tCrien L. F,oark, Msnager)
G.eenyille, Kentucky
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School begins here Monday.

Lyon & Healy and Washburn
pianos are tuned to international
pitch, and they have every other
superior quality which has gained
the international place of honor
which they have attained. See, try
and hear them al Roark's.
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Weather Forecast for the Week.

Forecast for the week beginning
Sunday Sept. 2, I9I7-For Ohio
Valley and Tennessee: Local thun-
Sunday, generally fair
until Wednesday or Thursday when
showers are again probable. Sea-
sonal normal. ..--
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Greenville grocery merchants
have fallen in line with business
concerns all over the country, and
now make only one delivery day,
beginning at ; o'clock each after
noon. and continuing until all or
ders in hand at that time are IN
the hands of the consumer. This is
a fine thing, and will prove of bene-
fit TO all concerned, as it will put
system into the management Of the
household, and that will be benefic-
ial.
The record., 1917-09-06

Miss Chauncey Guy Morgan will
leave next week for Louisville,
where she will enter Norton Infirm-
arv to take the trained nurse course
of work and study. She is we'll
qualified for this important service,
and her many friends are pleased
tha, she has decided to take it.
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MuhIenberp schools are all nc

Muhlenberg schools are all now
settling down to constructive work g,
and attendance ls reported as heav-
Ter than ever known. Parents are
more fully realizing the necessity
and benefits Of training their child
Ten. and are t4k'ag deeper inter.
est iu their school work.
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no. Victrolas are used in t

10 Victrolas are used in the
public schools in 62oo cities, towns
and villages of this country, from
446 in New York City down to one
IN many small places, and beside
these are other thousands In the
rural public schools, denominational
parochial, private schools, and con-
servatories.
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kentucky Fair Dates.

Allen, Allen County Fair Com.
rauY, Scottsvilie. September rs IS.
Campbell, Campbell County Fail
Association, Alexandria, September
So.
Kentucky State FAIR, Louisville,
September 1918; Fount I. Kremer,
secretary.
Larue, Larue.Enaaty Fair Asso.
cia:.nn. Il 'dSeu vliie, September =
6.
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Notice TO File Claims.

All parties having Claims against
the estate of Mrs. D. w. Jernigan,
deceased. are notified to present the
same, properly proven, to me for
adjustment. This Sept. ), 1917. st
w. M. Jernigan, Administrator.
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-sg-. rx-sS:sss~=ssesss =.

GERMANY is now anxious to ARREST
the further detection OF important
neurals." Her hipdsIght is good,
but ever since 1914 she has been able
to see into the future no farther than
man can look into grlndstone.
The record., 1917-09-06

Victor records are recognized as
supreme, since every machine made
is fitted to play them. The real
way is to play Victor records on
Victor machines, for best results.
Let Roark demonstrate for you.
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Don't Stop.

When some one stops advertising.
Some one stops buying.
When some one stops buying,
Some one stops selling.
WheA some one stops selling,
Some one stops making.
When some one stops making,
Some one stops earning.
Z When some one stops earning,
Everybody stops buying.
KEEP GOING.
The record., 1917-09-06

HSSiStco physician WHIP 0PcIalonS----- =
Assisted physician with asphyx-
lated man at Woodson mines. Wis.,
tied and examined the following
schools: Green's Chapel, Prowse
School, Rice, Norman, Jernlgan and
PowderlY. At the County Teachers
Institute Committee was appointed
to formulate minimum health require
ment for the County Schools, which
we're presented to the Institute and
adopted.
BE 1T RESOLVED, that we, the
teachers of Muhlenberg County, will,
to the best of our ability, will do the
following things during this school
year:
will not allow dry sweeping or
busting.
will have the floors oiled.
, l will Keep the windows cleaned.
will allow no splitting on the
floor.
will allow no waste paper to &C.
cumulate.
Interior decorations.
will have, or see that, the inside
walls of my school room are painted
Suggestions: The ceiling should be
painted white or cream, the walls
should be painted light green or blue.
Water | will have the drinking
water examined by the State Board
of Health, and its purity certified.
l will have the water carried from
its source to the school building in
covered containers.
In the absence of drinking foun
tain, l will have a cooler fixed in
one place and keep 1t covered.
l will not tolerate the common
drinking cups, but require each pup
il to use his own cup, and see that
the cups are kept in sanitary con.
dition.
| will see that water is available
for washing the hands of my pupils.
l will also see that individual tow
els are used.
l will encourage my pupils tc
wash their hands before eating a
| noon hour, and always after the uss
of the, toilet.
venrifatrou and Heating WI
see that the school always receives
fresh air, coming directly out O
doors, either through an open win
dow or board ventilated.
Even, in cold weather, I will see
that the room is flooded with fresl
air at least twice a day, with al
: windows wide open.
Surroundings will allow no ash
es, paper, rubbish or food remain
on the school grounds, but will SCI
that suitable receptacles are supplied
tor such.
Toilets will see that all out
houses are kept IN as clean condlt
ion as possible.
l will use lime at least twice pc
week in out-houses.
l will see that walls of clubhouse
are kept free from defacing marks
| Demonstration l will give, o
arrange for, at least one demonstrat
ion on drying of foods at my school
Committee: Mr.. B. Y. Weathers
Miss Ula Gatewood, Miss Am
Longest, Mrs. M. Fentress, Mis-
Margaret Colvin, Mr.. Will Cooley
Miss Nell Shut, Secy.
The record., 1917-09-06

The Farmers State Bank is being
re-decorated and the interior fittings
are being so arranged as to give
more space which is needed. When
the work Is completed the patrons
will find the changes quite to their
liking
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Colkin.Chathan:.

{ Miss MargS ct k Colsin and Mr..
/ G. married m. the
parlors of Seelbach Hotel,
Louisville, lzst Saturdaz morning,
thus stealing march on their many
friends here. who, while they had
been anticipating the happy event,
were successfully kept in the dark
Miss Colvin, who has been oul
county visiting nurse for the past
eighteen months, has made a host of
warm friends and admirers all over
the county, who will be delighted to
know that she will now be located
here permanently. Mr.. Chatham is
assistant cashier Of the First Natl
onat Bank, a business man of ability
and personally popular on account
of his pleasing personality and &C
commodating manner. In their new
relations they have the very hearty
good wishes of all our people. After
tour OF two weeks they will be at
home here,
The record., 1917-09-06

ABOUT 100 vegetarians have asked
for exemption from the war, possibly
being under the impression that We
are TO eat our enemies.
The record., 1917-09-06

AMERICAN soldiers in France are
learning the fue points of bayone,
practice, these fine points being what
the enemy most heartily disspproves
Of
The record., 1917-09-06

The Victrola reflects music, phi
losophy and art. Hear Its wonder
full capacity at Roark's.
The record., 1917-09-06

Good Morning! Met the tax as.
sesor yet?
The record., 1917-09-06

No age or any other limit on
joining the Red Cross, SO step in
line.
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Buy Now and Save an Advance.

A'O" 1870 WV s~AA HAS
We purchased heavy in order
to save the tremendous advance
in price and we can save any
customer from $50 to SIS on any
piano or player piano that they
may purchase at this time. We
also allow a liberal amount on
organs and pianos that are trad
ed in on new styles. Talking
Machines ranging in price from
SIS up. Small goods and sheet
music.
We can arrange "easy pay
ment" plan to suit any buyer.
Write us today for catalogue
and prices.
Samuels-Bittel Music Co.,
The, Store that made Owensbo=
no Musical" Owensboro, Ky.
The record., 1917-09-06

If the kaiser expects Is to honor
his next note he will have 10 Sc, The
German people to indoTSe IL.
The record., 1917-09-06

Patriotic music in plenty at
Roark's.
The record., 1917-09-06

The American Red Cross main
tains a Bureau of Casualties, whose
function is to- notify friends and re-
latives of casualties among the forces
abroad and to act as a medium of
communication for Americans held
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Report Of County Nurse for August.

Tubcrcular cases visited --- 20
Tubercular cases on hand ----------l4I
Deaths from tuberculosis --- 2
Obstetrical cases visited ---------- 8
Miscellaneous calls ---.------------- 20
Typhoid cases ---------- 6
Metropolitan calls --.------------ II
Malaria fever cases visited
Schools visited 6
School children examined -- 1911
Baths given --- --- 5
Acsiate1 Dhvs;c;ap with O1>rat;one a
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Use tungs-tone needles and save
two thirds the wear on your records
Roark.
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20 GETS PER YEAR. IN ADVANCE.
TER" -.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER {, 1917.

EotH-ed at tine GreenvilIe, KY, postofice at
sceond-class matter.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For Congress.

For Congress-.
We are authorized to announce
NAL HENRY IL. DENHARDT
OF Warren county, candidate for Congress
from the Third Cons resSiuual district, subject
to the action of the Democratic primary to be
held in August. lvls.
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13
Plans Hictnrical PARK.

Pennsylvania plans a park to com.
mcmoratc the site at TayIorsville
where Washington and his Conh-
nautals embarked on their tip across
the Delaware to capture the IIcssians
mt Trenton, writes a correspondent
and Governor Brumbaugh recently
signed a bill approprlatIng $4,000 for
the purchase Of the land at the place
Of embarkation.
The Pennsylvania Historical society
and the Daughters Of the Revolution
Of Pennsylvania four years ago each
pledged n sum equal to that the state
might give for such a park, and the
payment Of those pledges wiz give
fund of $4,000 for tie establishment
Of the park. Actual construction, how
ever, will not begin until after the
war.
The place on the other side Of the
river where the Continentals landed
was utilized several years ago by the
state Of New Jersey for a park similar
10 the one rlaancd by Pennsylvania.
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13
Iortoise Roasts % Years.

Hinton. w. Ya.--A land tortoise at
least ninety-nine years old was found
on The farm Of c. c. Neely. near here.
Carved on its back were the initials
Of Mr. Neely's grcet-grandfather and
the date, ISIS"
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13
CONQUEST AND KULTUR

tThe idea that the German nation 1, or
daiurd of God To- rule the world and H"hcn-
zOlrrn'S to rul" tine Germans, md that this
rule Is to he established by military power
ana not to br restrained 10y sympathy l'r
the nations they UNCrrun or regard Tor
treaties has been so thoroughly iniOctrln-
ated into the German people since the eS-
tabliShmcnt of the empire, %, II hnd Eorn In
Prussia fnr seventy years before, that they
really believe 1t, Read what they say
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13

In the United States armies, No
vember 7, there we're l,8l5,820 men,
and in the Navy 27l,57l, OF the
total of 2,OS7,321, aprOximately
l,4O0,0C0 volu tarily cali d.
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13

war hal!ows every cause. friedrich
Nis'z1ch: Also SpFach Zarathrut'a,
the chapter OF Wars and Warriors "
But it is not worth while to speak
further Of these matters, for the G2d
above US will see TO it that WIS all
return again, terrible medicine 7
mankind diseased. Trcitschke.
The biological Importance o. war is
due to the progressive development Of
humanity. 1t is evident that its men
tai ard moral force gives the vi.;ofy t.
a nation. Tn,t force can b. fund
only among people possessed q a pr1
gressive civilization. Progress mikes
for victory. If it were no; for rar wc
should probably fad that inferior and
degenerlted races would ov2rcome
healthy and youthful ones bg their
wealth and their numbers Inc gen
erailve Importance Of war lies IN MS
that 1t causes selection, aud thus war
becomes biological necessity /.
becomes an indispensable regulator
because without war there could oe
nsl!hst racial nor cultural PROCESS
Nr,r,uo., .n a.. dsr,so,e v,r 1919
We Germans and
Christians are also taught By honor and
duty that there can be no peace ioriho
dead or living until a corilIc' Is saIl!'o
BY the victory and triumph ci our arms
. Pagan belief and Christian
faith alike teach us that we should give
our lives for our brothers, Tor our ta'h'
erland, for our Kaiser and his empire,
for the victory OF our arms, ln order
that there may De peace Ter The living
and rest Tor the dead. Therefore va
is the most sublime and most holy ex'
preston OF human activity jung
deutschland'Post, a weekly paper Tor
juvenile readers, January ~, 49lo'
"wa- e n. rob,ss, and bo,ias, ev.
..,s.;o, - hrro,r ,o,;,;,r Fo, sc
Ton ,ha o,od o,,a, borr n hattie r;ll
,,,iLo Sill and dsan !, the German
hart rns, ,iya the inv of hattie and
tho ,oro;,c tor !, Te, ne ridicple r.
~ ,,.r,.,, ,ha o,d uo,,or - hrseobes
ubo t..r rr,r and dsn,or. +, % crne,
and r.oo,,iro Nc. oar is bpau,i(,,l,
1,s ,,,rs, .rb,;r,;,c s,ay.,es,bs human
hear, bsvond the ear,blV and the COM
mn, 7, tho clori n,Iaco obova 81,
the heroes, Frederick The Great, and
all the men Of ac.ioa-the Great En-
psror, Mol;ke, Room, BismrcS, are
there as well, but not the old women
who would take away our joy in war.
When here on earth battle is won by
German arms ard the faithful dead
ascend to heaven, a Potsdam lance
corporal will call the guard to the door
and Old Fri Z | Frederick the Gfea' j.
springing ifOm his golden throne vii
q" give '"e
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"O1e single highly cultivated Ger
falling in thousands, represents
higher intellectual ard moral lie value
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13
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The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13

Since the war insurance plan becam
operative in October more than 45,000
soldiers have applied for insurance,
amounting in all to nearly hall bjl ion
dollars and averaging about $4,000 per
man
The Taney County republican., 1917-12-13

Wasting iocd roy means privatiCn
t1r someone else ii not in the Unite d
yates, 10 EgIope.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-05-09

liked-about her favorite animal, the
dog. and it was full of adventures of
this dog.
at was the day for the story 10
come. Her aunt had told her inst
when TO expect it, for the aunt lived
far off.
THE mail arrived and there was no
story, What could have been the
trouble? She thought hard ana then
decided there must have been some de-
lay. IF it had been the time of year
for heavy snowstormS she would not
have worried but now she could not
imagine why it had not come. Several
days went by and still the story did
not arrive
"Now it happened that the envelope
in which the story had been sent was
rather thin and in being iammcd into
/ mail bag it tore q little across one
end. When the mail bag was thrown
cut AT the station the envelope with
| The story was ut the top.
Again it was banged around. 4
simply can't stand this said the story
TT is getting me all tired out trying
to stay in this envelope when the top
is tearing off. | do believe I'll have an
adventure myself. I'll go ont and see
the world and maybe instead of being
only one story | shall become quite q
few stories.
$50 out of the envelope fell the
story. The envelope stayed inside tho
bag and with the rest of the mail was
sorted and sent out.
"The envelope without the story
reached the little girl with the mumps
! When she saw it she was very mucl
excited and then imagine her surprise
. whom she found there was no stor,
inside!
1T was addressed in her aunt's hand
writing and it was sent in quite tn
usual way-the right address-every
thing all right, but no story. VIVA
could have happened to the story?
/, - don't believe | will tell N,
aunt, she will be so disappointed ant
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1917-05-09
Little Benny's
Note Book
BY LEE PAPE
BY LEE PAPE

Iestidday Miss Kitty gave out the
reports for us to take home and have
them signed, mine not being very Won
derfill, and last mite after suppir
took it out of my pocket saying, Wat
do you think, pop!
Is that Jest an oratorica opening,
or do you rely wunt to know the nat
ure of my thawts2 sed pop.
got good for joggriffT on my re-
port this munth, | sed.
am extreemlv glad to hcer it, sed
pop. there's nuthing moce useful than
"a nollega of joggriffv to brighten oles
jerney throo life. Suppose, for kan
pie, YOU find yourself on the Feejee
Islands. Think how the other travellers
wood look up at you with admiration
and awe wen YOU calmly announced
that the Feeiee Islands have latti-
tude of and a quarter and q longitude
of 8 and lights. Imagine their amaze
mint wen you told them rite out OF
Your memory that the islands were dis
covered by Joolius Seezer i'll 1892, and
that the exports arr coral ear rings
ostrich tusks and canned rice.
Yes sir, will YOU sine my report?
sed.
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to look at il, saying | for arifmetick
wat does | meen!
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