Gunnison news-champion., 1917-06-29


treat my .'tumInie" depr--ss-I -ge more
than usual The table vas chastity
white. unbroken by the u-aal Aeerfui
array ~ steaming hot dis At each
P.a, vas a large glass Of u.-.-r sui
napkin. What the napEiu aas for /
tail'rI to discover. ima-s- II was
what the anthrOpolosists " Id all "a
-uF,l ,lyaI Of culture
We have hfty-eisht ny- -a.ua bot
'-e, II distilled water i1.U- in
forT.'-i IL. i wonder IL -..r viii BE-
~u"u-A- 1t amounts to ~ hun
Ire! gallons apiece
| made hasty caIculaf . and de
II'-l that a hundred gall Z tr.uk-
M water would last me o. r,--i Of
my lie.
M.s Green. LUCiIe's mot ..- vas IA
ricar'y cheerful and drank r -.a--s-~
~ alter Ike a sponge. ....f are
Mt. d Tor mine | had preyi iad nu
Iaya that water was So IL. ..G ia,le-
Sos II Is also an eNtraor,. - ,lu~-
.sc arI olamuIy thing to I.,1 un
~unry -'pmarh which IL .-~-y y
i, TIM baron and eggs. H.- AMI
.urr"
I feel letter already" r4 lee .alI
<a.lg a. We eft the table st. mnd
is ..rrr-I have wasted Il NY
vital "n,r- Iu merely dig, < rasI
Lr.w rluf she was uu,. . Iir.'Uu
,II.-. whom was begit .- - re.
gard with Iisfavor. to s.. ,..r least.
uur rr'5alu,-l from yoici u.t u.Iu.
luu ~ q man who will he'll ..uu.ru tn
-,f even m"rr fool ideas III. 'hry can
think W 10y themselves.
| tp"k a cigar from my srr Dut
the r!p 4 rno.fully with -...rr cut
ter Lu.i" had given me tl.~ previous
christmas and was about '.. '-ht It
wh"u she storpeI me.
'N". u". uu: you mustn't I'D I FOR
ct t. tell you that while ". Hr- fast.
In- We have To give up all -. -..uIauts
and uurnotirs. such as alec aud To
n.i,,u.''
" hat cut out smoking = q week z
"C"rtainly." she r-plied frIy In
'..n nr-t place. II you don't n viii be
d..arh.y ~. In the second .r. the
unu'c object o. the fast Is -li the
.- j. - all toxic poiSons. su, o., nlru.
tine. aInnhol ard 50 forth. T. rlc time
.0u ha'" done without toba % fur
"r"h -hould not he surpr r.... II you
u"'rr SMOKED again"
"N"r L." either ! reficct,- -Ipumly
,u, I"uA IN be dead"
"pf "ur>c II you don't car, To- make
10" experiment" Lucille said .I'. "IU
..|r a.
IDIi Frank Bopp is here - sure he
NiII l." Willing To- try it."
This Wa waving red ia. at me
FRANK R"If, was my rival \'tcr her
rci"reu'e - to him ! would have gone
without breathing for a we II she
had s'@gc,tcd it. Eopp l. lNiu. con
'rr,nit.uul insect who can lrrrh h on
lh" urm "f n girls chair and Airp 10y
lee hour Sometimes | regrc' That for
IT hitc"turuI and educaiiona reasons
cant do that. and then | remember
What other men would think II me II
/ could. and am solaced refraln
from saying what think OF tie name
"Bopp."
Thus through my love and jealousy 7
WIS led into deeper winter or, shall
>Hy. more water bcrause somebody
landed me glass OF thr stun every
ew minutes. ! drank It in the vain
A.pe that could drown the inner
man. who seemed to b" yelling for
help all the time and kicking me Just
lclOw the belt buckle when he didn't
get H.
That morning We went for 4 walk
Walking is the best exercise In the
world. Lucille stated. 1t is excellent
or reducing surplus flesh around the
abdominal region"
Invariably she had a little stinger for
me concealed In any remark she might
make. | have since learned that this
IL sign that woman takes a prOprie.
tary interest In IA man
Before we went she fei TOotles, her
long haired pup. Tootlcs is one OF those
dogs so constructed by nature that
when You want to look them in the face
you don't know whcr. to look. Oft.u
wonder II Tootles herself isn't In doubt
as to which end to wag
Isn't Tootles going 1" fast. too:" |
protested. Cant she stand Il as well
as | Cang
Possibly she could do it." Lucille
said as she gave her log biscuit
but she hasn't intelligence. enough to
understand why she should 90 without
food"
I'm not far above TuutIes In intelli
sence, then" | remarked but under my
breath this time, so she could not hear.
After watching TootlCs at we went
walking. Whenever | Z" walking, IN
the city hire taXicah. II want to
see nature In all her grauIeur do l 20
tramptns through the wuDis? | do
not. buy scat at "a wing picture
show where they are ruuing west
ern outlaw iilm. Mature for a nickel
is my motto. Fatigue j. eliminated.
and the sum total of kuuwicdge is ad-