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The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

LONDON. Sept 4 Field Mar
shal Haig resumed his offensive TO
day with 4 sharp blow that ad
vanced the British line northeast
Of - Julien IN, official report TO
day gave no further details.
I'VE advanced our line slightly"
he statement said
Elsewhere on the British front.
the commando in-chief reported
North oi Lens Al night We car
ried ont a successful raid A mum
Der OF Germans were killed and sev-
cral taken prisoner
"Sou,hwest ~ l.aIIassee hostile
raiders were driven on
Northeast of Ypres enemy srtil.
lery was active.
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

same vegetables as those used at Ho-
tel Criswoid Cafeteria Fresh every
morning from our own farm. at
Bloomfield Hills-AdV
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
Is unItrr-1nnI
.rarded rIrr rr,.. a, r.Ir

Pleasant and .omfortahis ~ tho HOTEL
ATLANTIC. ark near Jackson Hlvd
the besutifuI hot- % Chicago
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

BERLIN Via London Sept. A.
Nineteen enemy aeroplanes and two
captive enemy balloons were down
ed in aerial fghting on the French
front yesterday. the war ONCE an
nounced today
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

IIIfrIrsf u uiprrufUTr fnI- H0tc IN
fhe u..t - 5enrs. NJ ,n $3.50 lowest.
81
D rtf go today Highest tenn
ref..ure SO lowest dti mean. ut
,,nrl.l yiouu. vtatr.E-
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
euroIars Make Rich Haul

While Emmett peeson and his
family were al the state fair, Mon
day. his home AZ No. 223 Chicago
blvd. was entered thru a window
and $500 worth OF jewelry and sill
verware were stolen.
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
CANADIANS
DRIVEBACK
KAISERLINE
Prussian Guard Badly
Mauled In Resumed
Offensive

BU William PHILLIP SfNHS
stan COrrcSporderf Tinted Press,
WITH THE BRITISH AR
MES IN TNE FIELD. Sept 4.
canadian troops early today
penetrated more than 200 yards
over German positions on a
front OF 500 yards north OF
Lens
The sudden drive badly maui
ed the prussian Guard
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
NATIONAL LEAGUE
AMERICAN LEAGUE

First Game
N.w york q 10000 90 u
poeton .. 90 - :
batteries Nogridge shocker and
AiexRndek Ruth and AEnew
Second ca me
New York 900
BOSTON.
Batteries caldwell and Nunamsk
or MAYS and Hhomas
WashinEn o
Phila ... q
Batteries Harper and Ainsmith
and Henry. Bush and Meyer
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

Judges NJ tho stnte Fsir rrd other
Judges of good food award hrst prize
FOR excellent cooking 60 Hotel Girls
wotd Cafeteria Adv
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

front yesterday, the war ONCE an
nounced today.
PARIS. Sept 4.-Thirteen Ger.
man aeroplanes were brought down
in extraordinary aerial activity on
the French front yesterday. today's
official report announced.
German airmen bombed Dunkirk
and Calais, killing and wounding a
number. and let bombs fly over tho
Nancy and Luneville regions with
out striking any victims. In return,
French aviators bombed enemy avia-
ton fields and other stations north
of Scissors, IN Belgium, az Roulers,
Liciteryelde. Frescati. Thionville.
Colmar. Cambray and Metz Cippy
The Official statement also detail
90 unusual activity in the vicinity
OF Sapigneul, whore the French
raided an enemy salient and de
stroyed the garrison.
ON the Souain-Sottepis road
Champagne sectorl, the French
raided the enemy lines over a front
OF 500 meters Approximately half
milel penetrating first line posi-
tions. destroying gas machines and
taking prisoners.
A German assault on Hur'ebise
farm (Chemin des Danes sectorl
was broken up under French hre
with heavy losses 70 the enemy
LONDON, Sept 4-German aero
planes last night raided the
Chatham Sheerness area of England
Chatham is British naval base
and Sheerness is naval and mill
tary depoO. inhicting what we're
oficiallv described today as naval
casualties totaling l07 dead and
Sc wounded
On the Isle OF Thanet the raiders
killed one and wounded six other
persons.
About six enemy airplsnes fol
lowed the south bank of the Thames
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
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The Detroit times., 1917-09-04
Wish Could Trenches Wilson ND Army


nttoThon sChaou o
ea
the erpe
The Detroit times., 1917-09-04

: i'm the trenches Nhefe the IedI al
Z he integrity of their territory, I
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23
Ger aerHreute BRO.

XXI et Ntt pLV'
Grtrintenoer: s9iIfel
Siliei SD fam nidt idDimmeH."
grofeiior: sd aud Hitt; 0es'
balls made id aber tetn IoIdes @e-
idrei.~
G65ne ausfidt Waitre
6'SoteI: sou ib gum 9ohFits.
mail aud Elm 0Edeiter beiteaen
Serr garon2~-
~gos laIien Sic nur bIeiben; bin
fem 5reuno BON n9aliIoHsmuiif@"
- 9gperbeI. erIter Grpe.
6ient: Der SER aon5Ieirat lit
.ober tnirtIid elm redt bequener
Ser, oaes muB man ibm 3lreihen
uno nidt elm ein5ises MaI betnnbt
er fih iefbit."
3neifer @rpe6ienf: 50, i'd
oTaube, Der tit iooar al bequent,
nm einnloI in ben anbslaHO 81
tretens
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23
gus Der e6uls

aebrtr: p@snu Der asns trlpa6t
uno mir gsbsn binaus ms Jreie
mas bnFtst ba 10 Its5Iib aai alien
Megsng"
GdaItr: Benign
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23

etbrst: .5ons, biISs nal sinsh
6ob, in BEN oas hort Sips psss
Ipmmt.@
Der iIsint Cans: Bah aIb'a piss
Der nrin"
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23
1lbnobrte Nes meisenaren[s.

Cine be6ehu6e aebuftion bs NIT @ei8en bebauteu areos int 9or6-
peaeb Der Sauptbe5ugsqueGe nneres 8ei5ens, tAt 6err D. 6. Gonulep,
ben 9rdfoent uno 9rganiiator Der 5ormers' NonQurtian 2eagus, in
Auglht.
WIS feinen auSfa5rangn ergibt fd uu4 Dab bic 6arnler i'm goro-
Eefe1e troe Der gfgennartgen bobeu ggei5enpreis feline 4ern Der &roipe
rff 81 uer5Gdnen babet ionoern odB i'm @egeril cine eroBe an8abI
bon 5arnaern I'M GoroDeHen fhnr nit @bbotefen belanet 1T
Die 5arner baben I'M bergangenen Sabre Dem 8erInngen nn1 elmer
erhebIi9eg erueterung beg @e8enbnes 5oge geeHtt. 9e 6a3u not.
wen0igen aaptdien tDur0en bon ben ganfen in Der liberdlHen @ehe Dor.
sef4rfen uo bic 6arren pur0en in monden G1Gen>fot Bis gu ibrem
B0ae1 8erte b9potbeharifd beaa.
pic 1dBrnte II ~perihie5enn Seilen oe8 &%orhoeften5 Bot nun Die
Jdrer IN eth boxes dilemma ge5rodt. Sic naren nid3t inHan0e, Die ge.
Gebeaen @eloer s%urid5u8a6Ien mo tie f6nnen iett fdu petereg Gd0 bon
ben Naraen er9aiten, % Die af iibren 9eTstun ~r9enoeu Sppotbetat ndt
gel0fht ner0en foanten.
Sfe feben fh o6er g%e5Uun9ea, bic Qusioot gu re6u8ieren, uno ga Der
Melsen Den StapdnrtfeI fir jne 9anoestene bf6et 70 miro cine rteblde
g~efhranang beg &eHenboues bic 6olge fen
Die AnsFahr1ngen 0s 6errn GomnIeg laHen aud erfennet narum
0e Jarner eTen Ereis bon 8De Dollars fir ben gujbel gei5en, Das 6ag
Ioppelte zines frl1erea pguten" 3rei1es pnr, ruhr iebigen l1mfan0en
70 nibt aenagsno erflSren. 8unaft peft g 0arm1f BIN, BOB elm be-
tradtliher Eel oes geloes ben Eroit os gitemunneg bartlett. Siersu
fonmaen DE NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IN Den petdden Gtaaten, Die Die Ser.
lvsrHfpg GROCER 2uaataten @ei3en naBe5u iluiorih MAIDEN. uo Die
A1tofen Die ben 6armcrn 0urd a~usoebnmg 6es @eisenbaueg erpadien
imo, lno pie Iet Der5Inlt foeroen Hllen, ionic Die boberen Qrtetgl6bne
GS tt rnhr 6ieien lmt1n0eu fem @rn6er, ooB Die farnner inn
BeHrH orrd fbe erfnbrunaen in letten Sabre fobFihea aaporoen fno
mo fh nidt mebr af erperinane einIoITen Doaen, bic fpobI Ser aaqes
mefagat sun snten gereiden. fe ielbit ober rtnpren fonnteu.
eine ebebi9e e~iHi9rdnfung os &eienb1es pro Die natirlide
5oee etn
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23

NHflgEA neroen ben amerifanern 6etiher abftafnrung 8erbol-
tRngAHnBfesen bon ergiiten 3chansen empfohtn, ourh oeren gefol.
8rg Re 0H 8gDeis IeRrH foqen. 0B iBr anerfdntsnns fDaideht uno
AaeE jK0en 8r0aht erbaben lit git 7unf nebmen lie oife guten gnt,
hAt6ge eutgegen. AaeiH ne gdpiHen5dt tie oefdben aud befhqcn, fir
~nsQaHIfis nerDen fe oesbnIb bod niht bon Sen Rotaebern dngeieben,
aannlat tie bic Sprnfe ihrer gdtpr nno 0eren Snten nft nber goro
iosrHa me ndf Lnt nit einntnuaen in os geroonmunasureI oeaen
pas oaslae soI uno Die in osrffhe Sprode erihenenoen 3~eihngcn.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23

aIaiffi8ierte 9~n8eigen in Der 8ribiine briu-
aen allfe aeinItute.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-11-23

fTrue translation fled with the postmaster at Omaha, M
20, ais required by the act Of Oct. 6, 1879
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
spy ON FRENCH CHILDREN.

One of the most interesting examples OF how
specialized spy work is is shown by the way Ger
many has her secret service organized In the con-
quered portions of Belgium and northern France.
German officers have found by experience that
the men and women who are left do little talking
outside Of selected groups where they know every
one can he trusted. But. often the invaders
learned. these citizens forgot themselves when
they are talking before their children So Ger
many sent experienced schOOlteachers, men and
women who understood child psychology and who
could speak French, to the occupied cities and
towns to open French schools. When 1t is pOssi->
BILE the teachers win the good will Of the children.
and through the innocent boys and girls learn
what the parents are thinking and talking about
Carl w. Alderman in the Saturday Evening
Post
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
W0A.H over SIS
BOTTLE He SAYS
Georgia Farmer Says Tanlac Re-
loved His rheumatism
Entirely.
Suffered IS YEARS
81 Am a We'll Man in Every Way and
Feel as Strong and Healthy
as Ever DID," ne
Says.

81 wouldn't take tive hundred dol
lars in cash Tor The good Tour bottles
of THnlac did me" said j. NJ. Mallory.
vell-kuoWn farmer OF Stunewnll,
Georgia, Il short time ago.
For forty-iiyr year | suffered nj
most every day" he continued and
WIS 50 crippled up with rheumatism
that | had To hubble around on
crutches. Ny knees were 50 stiff |
could hardly bend them and often |
have been 50 Wca.- that | have had TO
take to my bed fer weeks at ii time.
More than half the time 1 couldn't do
any work. | had indigestion and stom-
aCh trouble, too, and my back hurt so
bad that 1 couldn't lay on my left side
at all. | tried every medicine ! saw
advertised and uGluy prescriptions be-
sid'> but Kept ceiling worse.
.Iy brother living IN Atlanta told
ME what Tanlac had done Tor him and
begged me to Try 1t. Well. sir, ! have
taken four bottles in all and have
thrown my crutChcS away for the rhru-
matiSm is entirely gone and ! can
Jump TWO feet oil the ground without
n hurting me IL bit. ann II well man
IN every way and ieel as strong and
healthy as ever did in my life"
There is Tanlac dealer in your
tOWn.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Girls! Use Lemons!
Make a Bleaching,
Beautif)'ing Cream

The Juice Of two fresh lemons strain
ed into Il bottle containing three ounces
of orchard white max, a whole quar-
ter pint of The most II markable lemon
skin beautifier at about the cost one
must pay for q small Jar If the Ordi-
nary cold creams. Gaze should be TAX
en- to strain the lemon juice through a
fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in,
then this lotion will keep fresh for
months. Every woman knows that lem
on Juice is used to llcach and remove
such blemishes as freckleS. S:llOwness
and tan and is the ideal skin sOftener,
smOothener and beautifier.
Just try it! Get three ounces OF
orchard white at any pharmacy and
two lemons from the grocer and make
up a quarter pint of this sweetly fra
grant lemon lotion and massage 1t daily
Into the face, neck, arms and hands. 1t
naturally should help to soften. fresh
en-. bleach and bring out the roses and
beauty Of any skin. 1t is simply mar.
velous to smoother rough. red hands,
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
AIRPLANE coMPASSES.

OF the thousands of inventions relating to the
war which have been filed in the patent offices OF
the United States and the countries Of the entente
allies in the last three years many have been for
compasses for airplanes. The points aimed ut par
ticulary have been the elimination of errors that
result from fitting and banking. The problems are
complex and have been studied for years as the
troubles worried users of cOmpasses long before
ajrplanes came into the world.
The military value Of a perfect compass for an
arplane would be great. With such an invention
flights cloudy night would be comparatively
safe and aviators could reach predetermined OBJ
jpctves without much regard to land bearings. Al
present, when he cannot see land or anything else
the arman practically has to feel his WY to q
large extent
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
ADAM SPRUNG FIRST JOKE
Asked Eve if She Expected an leh-
thyosaurus. When She Objected
to Spider on Rose.

We believe that in the Garden Of
Eden. Adam gave Eve II rose in eX-
change for kiss. And she shuddered
and said Ugh! There's Il spider on
the roSe!' and he answered well,
what do you expect for one stingy lit
d, kiSS--an ichthyOsaurus?
We believe that to he the oldest Joke
in the wOrld-Older than the goat. the
'ther-in-law, or any that are sup
p, 90 to be included In the Original
Seven. In varying forms one finds 1t
In the Talmud. In Plautus. In AesrD,
in Rabelais. in Joe Miller, In all the
almanacs and comic papers.
When we were n hoy. II was told la
. minstrel show. thus: A man buys q
Snit Of clothes at a secondhand store.
He comes back and complains that the
coat Is inhabited by unpleasant insects.
And the dealer says. "Well. What do
yOJ expect for S5-hummiI,g hirds?"
Vaudeville knows II In this form !:
Tenrnt-"LoOk here. you'll hive 10
make some repairs In this house. The
cellar Is full of water" Landlord
swell. what do you expect for SIS IL
mOnth-champagne|
, And just last week we ran across
our old friend again In n weekly comic
paper. This time passenger on a
street car calls down the conductor for
not calling the names of the streets
distinctly. And the conductor replies,
swell. what do You expect for S14 a
week-a tenor solo?"
LASTLY few days ago. we ran a
version Of the old thing In this column.
We cut It's hnlr. trimmed It's whiskers,
and fitted II with new snit. but we
could not disguise II completely. When
you run across II I'm any of its CO.'S
tunes. send us a clipping. will you I
We are making collection of that
Joke.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

IL rncr>. Their products are val
ued nj S2oOO,OOOO00 annually.
The most promising and novel developments In
the line of by-products from wood are In the ma
ture Of chemical utilization. 1t might be said that
the chemists of the forest products laboratory
have put the prod to forest products. The lumber
industry draws upon the forests for many times
as much material do all the other industries.
and only about one-third of the tree cut for lum-
Der Is actually put on the market in that shape.
Right here is more than enough waste, although
not often in the right form readily available. to
supply raw material for all the other industries.
The problem now becomes one of adopting means
of utilization to suit the conditions. Years agO
wood ashes were eached for home soapmaking
to furnish potash. The practice disappeared. 1t
is now being revived as Il source of potash to Off
set the shortage of fertilizer due to the war.
In the Red River valley of Texas the Indians
used to use Usage orange for dyeng. but that
wood never gained commercial recognition as a
dyewood. Within the last year. however, we h"ve
succeeded in getting II into the market as sub
stitute for fuStic. which import from Jamaica
and Tehuantepec. and more than 81 100000 worth
of these dyes is now being made by American
manufacturers.
The forest products laboratory has just COM
pleted an analysis of the oils which can be OBJ
tanned from the needles leaves Of all the conf
erous trees Of the country. From number OF
species the oils obtained have very attractive
odors; other oils can be used in greases and shoe
blackings. In Europe the finer needle oils are
used as perfumes In soaps; others are used for
inhalations for lung diseases
1t has been working on the production OF alco-
hol from wood for five years. 1t has succeeded in
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
The Spirit That's Needed.

c. Bernard Shaw. the Irish play
wright. said recently in London that
nobody but IN idiot could imgaine
that the paciiiStS and socialists would
be allowed to have any say in the
peace negotiations which will cni the
world war.
"lf Shaw is right" said II labor lead
er. its bad thing for the word and
so | hope he's wrong.
81 hope the peace negotiations viii
create among the nations the spirit
embodied in II saying which an old
grandmother used to quote in my child
hood, namely
"'If you want a neighbOr. he one
Exchange.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
A Bio Plumbers Bill.

The party of tourists were watching
Professor y as he examined the
wrapped body of an ancient Egyptian.
Judging from the utensils about
him" remarked the professor. "this
mummy must have been an Egyptian
plumber"
Wouldn't II he interesting said a
romantic young lady, IF we could
bring him to life?"
Interesting but bit risky" re
turned Professor y. somebody might
have to pay him for his hme."-BOs
ton Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

sizes for the presses. the strips first
having been treated with kind of tai
low to prevent their being scratched
in their passage through the cutters.
The silver pieces are then put into
the feeder Of the printing presses and
are fed to the die by automatic ma
chinery at the rate of 100 per min
ute. $4,000 dimes being turned out In
a regular working day of eight hours.
AS the smooth pieces are pressed
between the pOnderous printing dies
they receive the lettered and figured
impression In a manner similar to that
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

after three doctors said 1 never "ou.'
stand up straight again. was ma,
wife ,r seven years and l recommended
the Vegetable Compound to every wo-
man TO take before birth and after
wards and they all got along SO nicely
that it surely is a godsend to suffering
women If women wish to write TO
me will be delighted to answer mem.
Mrs. JENNIE MoYER, 80 E.North oI'
Lima, Ohio.
Women who suffer from displace-
ments. weakness, Irregularities, ner-
yousness, backache, or bearing down
pains. need the tonic properties OF the
roots and herbs contained in LYDIA Ia
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

Of a paper pressed upon form OF type.
says the st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
At the same time the piece is ex-
banded in q slight degree, and the
small corrugations are cut into its
rim.
The machine drops the completed
coin into a receiver. and 1t Is ready
for the counters hands. The instru-
ment used by the counter Is not q
complicated machine by any means. as
one might suppose. 1t Is a simple
copper-colored tray, having raised
ridges running across its surface at, q
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
distance apart the exact width of q

distance apart the exact width Of q
dime.
From the receiver the money is
dumped on the board or tra-. and as It
Is shaken rapidly by the counter the
pieces settle down into the spaces be-
tween the ridges. All these spaces
being filed. the surplus coin is brush
ed back into the receiver and the coun-
ter has exactly 1.25O silver dimes, or
$125, on his tray, which number Is re-
quired to flll the spaces. The tray IL
then emptied into boxes. and the money
Is ready for shipment.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
TURNING OUT HUMBLE DIME
Occupies as Much Time as Does the
Mintino Of Its Big Brother.
the Dollar.

The process Of dime making is an
interesting one. The silver bullion Is
tirst melted and run into two-pound
bars. These In turn are run through
Immense rollers and flattened out to
the thickness of the coin. These sill
yer strips are then passed through a
machine which cuts them into proper
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Up to Date.

Campus ViSitOr-What Is that i'm
mense building over there?
Student .Guide@That's our new gym
nasium.
Campus VisitOr-And that little one.
not much larger than dOghOuse!
Student Guide-'At's our new H.
brary.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

lacy IIleiluS S1
see me and she adj
vised me 10 COM
mence taking Lydia
E. pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
and to use Lydia L.
Pinkham' Sanativs
Wash. | began taxi
ing your remedies
and took S.. 00wortn
and in two months
was a well woman
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
An Emphatic Assurance.

IF you don't marry me-" EXCHANGES
the sutton. ''Ill join the army.
LET me tell you something" an
swered the girl. IF you don't join
the army you won't even he wen
enough acquainted with me hereafter
to ask me to marry you"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
THE BLUE THAT'S TRUE.

Red Cross Ball Blue gives to clothes
clear, dazzling white. winter than
snow, not greenish yellow tinge like
cheap bottle blue. Buy Red Cross Ball
Blue for next washday. You will be
happily surprised. Large package at
your grocers, D cents-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
In Doubt.

II wish you could find out how
stand with your father"
"Why do you want to known"
"He give me tip on the stock mar
ket today"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02

When Egotism Helps.
There is nothing that enables a man
to recover so rapidly from bump as
egotism.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
HOw's This ?

We offer $4,000 for any case of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS CA
TARRH MEDICINE. HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is taken internally and acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces Of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty yea<A
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Matrimonial Camouhaqe

Bride-You don't mind my wearing
this complexion mask nights. do you.
dear?
GrOom-Oh. surely not; It's your not
wearing il days that's getting my goat !!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
sNaHTERSMRrKS
W QhulL ionic
Sold for AZ years. For Malaria. Chill,
and Fever. Also a Fine Oenera.
StreL JtheninG Tonic. o'-. s.s"--
Tommy and the Medico'

Tommy and the medicos.
Tommy-Mother. l just saved yoa
a lot of money.
Mu-iiow 50?
Tommy--Didn't you say an apple O
day keeps the doctors away!
Ma-Yes.
Tommy-Well. kept about six doc
tors away today.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Sure Wav.

what is a good way to get rid of angle worms
in gardenY
1.-THE best way ] know Is to plan fishing trip.
There won't be worm there when you go to look
for them
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Forest RrodactsLabora-
tory hopes TO bring about
a SAVING of tqyo billion dollars
a year-i's a rather neat SAVING!

AID the Chicago pork packer: I'VE
make our money by saving everything
hut the Squoai."
S.yS Frank J. Ilallauer: THE wood
industries are. going Ia go the pork
packers one better; they are going 10
save everything. including the bark"
And il is To teach the wood industry
how to do this that Mr.. l!allauer has
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Sarcastic.

George knows human nature all right"
"Why?"
Yesterday he said to me: Has your wife
planned your vacation yet"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-11-02
Maxine the Useless Useful

Cholly-Er, say, Miss Ethel, I-er-hem-
Ethe-Oh, do you Then I'll set you to work
hemming sheets for the sodiers.-Boston Even
ing Transcript.