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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Pure glycerin will help to dissolve
Fruit stains from linen.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Pure blood is essential to Good Health
Garfield Tea dispells impurities, cleanse.
the system and eradicates disease. Adv.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22
Needn't Explain 1t.

There's II good ching about GOLF
What is it,"
ITS seldom that your wife insists
N you taking her to see it played
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

A French inventors col'apsibie boat
car be folded ard carried within an
ordinary suitcase.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22
Russian Salt OUTPUT.

Rlssia's annual production of salt,
which Il government monopoly controls,
exceeds 100000 tons. .
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Kisses that are not Intoxicating arc
the kind that drive q man to drink.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Only !; lot of cold cash can make AZ
impression Oh n marble heart.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Love is never satisfied until ii cts
both arms full.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-03-22

Self-lovc is the only kind that never
gets cold feet. 4
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
WAR BRINGS FEMALE,
M.D.'S OPPORTUNITY
Women Doctors tn Have
Chance to Prove Worth.

Philadelphia, Pa.-Thc woman ply
sician's golden hour Is present. de-
clared Dr. Frances {. Van Gasken.
professor of clinical medicine mt the
Noman's Medical college Of Pennsyl-
vauia, in welcoming % new students
at the opening session of the college.
She said;
'Of the l5.-1i PHYSICIANS who have
been recommended for commissions in
the army medical reserve corps, 1882
already have accepted. But $4,000 ply
sicians are needed it Is said, and that
is for the present need only, stnca
the war and the draft hospitals in this
country are short co per cent In in
ternes. Last year the number OF ply :
| hicians graduating was 40 ger cent
| less than 10 years ago. This Is the re.
| suit Of the slogan. Fewer doctors and
! better" In normal times the pres.
| cut number would be quite sufficient
! for the countrs's needs, but these are
/ not normal times. and the shortage Of
| doctors is 4 grave danger
DIR. Van S;askcn said the woman doc
! tor as an asset capable of filling tn
| breach had already been recognized.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
URIC ACID N MEAT
CLOGS The KIDNEYS
Takes a Glass of Salts II Your
Back Hurts OF Blad-
der Bothers. :.

If you must have your meat every
day, eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally. says q noted author
ity who tells US that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyxes the KID
neys in their efforts go expcl 1t from
the blood. They become sluggish ana
weaken, then you suffer with dull
misery in the kidney region sharp
pains in the back or, sick headache.
dizziness, your stomach ,souray tongue
is coated and when the weather Is bad
YOU have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy. fun Of sediment. the
channels often get sore and iraafated'
obliging you TO seek relief two or three
times during the night.
;. To neutrulize these Irritating acids.
10 cleanse the kidneys and flush off the
body's urinous waste get four ounces
| Of lad Salts from any pharmacy here;
take q tablespoonful in q glass Of wa
| ter before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon juice. CONS
bincd with lithia, and has been used
for generations to flush and stimu-
late sluggish Kidneys, also to neutral-
ixe the acids in urine. SO 1t no longei
irritates, thus ending bladder weak.
ness. (,
lad Salts 10 inexpensive: cannot In.
juPe. and makes doliehtfui cffef'
vescent ithia- water drink. Missouls
| Drug company
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21

As an aftermath Of the baseball
season just passed It IL not a'nfss 70
consider Some Of the really greats or
the game who passed out with the
pennant race.
Scarcely u year has passed but
some Of the old time veterans Of many
battles have passed In their Keys.
never 10 punch the ballpark tineiock
again.
The season just passed sees the re-
Nrement from the game OF two, per-
liaps three OF the greatest performers
of the last decade.
Eddie Plank, hero Of many seasons
retired this year. almost In mid season
when lie felt himself slipping. There
were several good games left in Prank 8
southpaw arm. hut he refused to re-
main In the game when he knew nc
was not at his best.
Honus Wagner who after ann0un-
cling his retirement last fall and came
back into the game at the request o.
Barney Dreyfuss, did not finish the
season and probably never viii play
again.
Wagner really did not want to get
into the harness this year. but felt ne
was needed when the club made such
. miserable showing and went into
tho game against his own wishes.
Even Wagner was unable to put
much pep into the collection Of I'M
rossibles Drcyfuss had banded together
and late in the season left the club.
The last Of the trio is Waf,oo SAM
Crawford. ttg league favorite for al
most two decades.
No announcement has been made
of era Words retirement, but his rec!
ord last year shows that he is about
through and the infrequency with
which Jennings used him indicates
that the, Detroit pilot will not be viii
hng to separate himself from :; lot OF
cash to keep hin, on the payroll IN
1915.
Crawfords retirement would be one
Of the really pathetic Incidents Of base
ball for many years.
Sam has long cherished an ambition
to rather Il total Of 5000 hits during
his diamond career.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
LUSITANIA DIAMONDS
ARE FOUND IN OCEAN
Rich Treasure Hauled Up in
Fisherman's Net.

Bangor, Me.---When the Lusttania
was torpedocd by German submarine
off the coast OF Ireland. with the loss
OF 100 lives, II carried with 1t, among
other rich freight, 4 consignment OF
diamonds in transit from New York to
LONDON. upon which the Union lnsur-
ance company OF Bangor carried risk
of $4,000. The company promptly
paid the claim and entered the, 3l3,OOc
in it's loss account. But. II now ap.
pears. long after the great disaster the
insurance company received London
draft for the full amount of Its risk
with the information that the dia-
mords had been recovered. An Irish
! fisherman. upon hauling his travis
found that he had hooked the mos'
valuable fish of his career--a small
package which bore plainly enough thu
address of firm Of London jeweler:
land which. upon examination, wal
found to contain diamonds--the GEM
upon which the Bangor insurance
company. among others. carried risks
!, The fisherman got his due amount
salvage and the diamond merchant
were glad to return the INSURANCE
money.
The puzzle is: Having presumabl
\ been locked In the purser's safe. ho'
u did the diamond packet get loose &
n that 1t came up on the fisherman
r trawl? g..-..... ..-...-
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
PAPE'S D|APEPS|N
FOR INDIGESTION
OR BAD STOMACH
Relieves Sourness, Gas
Heartburn, Dyspepsia
in Five Minutes.

Sour. CASEY. upset stomach. indiges-
ton. heartburn. dyspepsia; when the
food you eat ferments into gases and
ursets you; your head aches and you
feel sick and miserable, that's when
you realize the wonderful acid.neu-
tralizing power in Pape's Diapepsin. IL
makes all such stomach misery, due
to acidity. vanish in five minutes.
If your stomach is In continuous
rcvolt--if you can't get II regulated
please, for your sake. try Pape's Dia-
pepsin. It's SO needless 10 have an acid
stomach--make your next meal ia
vorite food meal, then take a little Dia
pepsin. There will not be any distress
---eat without fear. It's because Pape's
Diapepsin 'really does sweeten out
| Of order stomachs that gives it its mil,
| lions of sales annually.
Get u large case Of Pape's Diapepsi,
from any drug store. 1t is the quick
est, surest antacid and stomach relic
known. 1t acts almost like magic
is scientific. harmless and pleasan
stomach preparation which truly be
longs in every home.-Adv.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Entire German Zoo Is
Fed to Teuton Army

Seattle, Wash.-'All the fcrocioua
beasts. numbering thousands. formerly
In the vast supply zoo of the Hagen
bach Brothers, at Hamburg, have been
butchered and fed to the -katscr's SOL
dicrs," said G. w. Meredith, a Los An
gelcs manufacturer, at the Seattle
hotel. Mr.. Meredith was at Hamburg
and Travelled extensively in Germany
just before America entered the war.
THE tiger diet may account for GER
tain deeds on certain occasions, he
said. but certain it Is the deniZens oil
the immense zoo were used as army
food. II was impossible 10 supply them
with meat and other ratlons. The zoos
daily feed bill was enormous. The coll
lection included lions. tigers. jaguars
leopards the rhinoceros. and hippope-
tamus-specimens OF almost every
jungle beast and REPTILE"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21

Has 1t ever occurred to fight fans to
20 over the list of scrappers of the
present time and try to pick out really
high-class performers? II 1t hasn't
get out the little old regular record
book OF 1917 and size 'em UP and find
out that the real good ones are mighty
scarce. OF course, everybody knows
that there isn't any class to the heavy
weights OF today. Ii Jess Willard, the
champion. is excepted. and it seems
that this same Willard cannot be con-
sidercd at all when a discussion re-
garding pugilisn il brought up. for
the big Chicagoan probably never will
enter the ring again, according to in
formation from Il reliable source.
Now with Willard thrown out OF
consideration, whom have We? There's
Fred Fulton. the Rochester giant; there
Is Jim Coffey Of New York. there's
Battling Levinsky of New York and Il
few others. But where's the class ;
Not u single one Of these mentioned. or
those termed as Others" rs really
high class miller, such as we have had
in the past. They couldn't begin tc
compare with such fellows as jim JET
fries, Jim Corbett Joe Choynski. Kid
| Mccoy. Bob F'itzsimmons and nu-
merous others. perhaps n shade below
those named. but still good enough Il
be better than the men who aspire t
the title held by Jess Willard.
| Fulton Lacks Fight.
| These heavies of today certainly arr
lacking in championship caliber. Here
the big fellow. Fred Fulton from Min
nesota, who is endowed with all tn
fistic attainments given to any man
He has learned a lot about boxing
i he knows how to hit, and, Furthermore
he is Il fairly good defensive miller a
J. heavyweights 80. But. If he has al
!, these things. why isn't he a high elias
battler? is the question that will b
i asked.
: Now for the answer, and 1t is a
easy one. With all his advantage
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
GOLD BRICK BRASS;
NO? ROBBED, B'GOSH
Slickers Say One Is Born
Every Minute: Blame En-,

Milwaukee. Wis.--The Jokes Of the
stone age arc revived every now anu
then. So IS the gold brick.
The victim of the latest revival OF
the swindle which has not flotlriSned
here since the '9Os. is steve Nowak. a
saloon Keeper at siS Ninth avenue.
He paid 5000 for u box full Of sheet
brass worth IS cents.
The game BY which he was tricked
1ns the old one Of the California miner
willing to part with his fortune. Other
cha ra cters in the cast were supposed
state street ieweler. an alleged busl-
ness man introduced as MIR. Kowalski.
Mr. Greenbcrg was the Death Valley
prospector.
They worked on" Nowak for three
days before he parted with his entire
savings.
Offered at Bargain.
The first appearance of the three
was when they came to Nowak's sa'
loon and between sundry rounds" dis
cusscd adventures Mr. Grecnberg haC
in combing the earth for the preciou,
+, metal nc displayed. II was bright and
! said. He said the box was worth $40.
! 600. but that as lie was III need OF casf
hc would sell it for $500.
Whcreupon the icwcler declared i
the greatest bargain Of the century.
The three left and returned next day
BY this time the miner was willing t.
part with his metal for 81, 800.
II am willing to put in $780, SAT-
the jcweler,
IN cut in with $780, asserted Nj
| kowalSki.
IN never get another chance lili'
it," thought Nowak. Aloud he said
put me down for the other 5000"
Next Afternoon the deal was consunl
mated the other two purchasers hand
ing over their 5000 in currency wit
i'll concealed satisfaction. The box {
gold was left with Nowak to be take
out for sale to the mint or Rockcfelle
They did not come back and Nova
WAS slightly worried. Next day his al
prchcnSion increased, and he took tn
gold" to the police. who sent him
the city chemist. The latter assays
and found It of brass and tin compt
sition.
The police are looking for the trio.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
WINS ANOTHER GIRL
IN QUICK ROMANCE
Young Soldier Quits Prospec-
tive Bride for New Love.

Baltimore. Md---Hugh Herring OF
Brunswick. Md, intended to be mar
ried this fall. He was engaged 10 MISS
t.ncy De Moss Of Franklinvilie, Mo-. q
nretty. girl whose parents approved Of
the match and who went busiiy to
work on her trousseau.
Then came tho draft. and young Her.
ring was among the number selected
for the national army. Wars changes
didn't alter his intention to become q
married man. however,, ~. .uaor
Bride Hurries Trousseau.
even have to have the wedding a
little sooner, that's ALL" he told Miss
De Moss, And Miss DE Moss. being
patriotic and admiring her prospee-
tive soldier husband more than ever,
hurried up the rousseau.
The day before the new wedding cate
a special delivery letter from Herring
reached Miss De Moss. Among the
ferns and flowers banked In readiness
| for the ceremony the next day the cir
opened the envelope and read:
Have just married another girl"
Miss Dc Moss collapsed. Her family
| is angered and Herring's own parent:
are grievcd at the young mans Tickle
ness.
Other Young and Pretty.
The substitute bride was Miss FLOR
! ence Kaline of Towson. Md. She ais
IS young aud pretty and her rapi'
romance came about through chanc
meeting with the good looking youn,
soldier. When they decided to &c
married her sister, Miss Edith kaiint
and n young inatron as chaperon. nc
conpa MED the pair to the pastorate .
the Methodist Episcopal church /
Towson. where the ceremony too
place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herring now are |
Washington ON Il short honeymoo
trip. When it is over Herring will re
mort for army duty and Mrs. Herrin
will return to her parents home
await her husbands return from til
/ war.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Heavies Of Old Outclassed
Boys Of 1917; Gibbons Star

Fulton fails to be a topnotcher because
he does not possess a fighting spirit.
That's why Fulton doesn't match up
in the championship class. Now take
Carl Morris. Morris Is not as fortu-
nate as Fulton. He knows little about
boxing: he is not q good hitter. and
makes no pretense at defensive pat
Ting. when he tackles an opponent he
wades in wide open, taking whatever
his opponent has in the way OF punches
until he gets close. then whales away
with both hands wildly for the head
and body. He's just n rough land :
ready walloper, entirely lacking IN the
science of the game. But there's one
thing that can be said for Carl-hell
take the Eaff. No matter how hard he
is punched he sticks to his knitting and
no one ever accused him of being ready
to jump over the ropes.
Moran. Coffey and Levinsky are
three others who lack In championship
caliber. OF these three Levinsky un'
doubtedly carries the most class. bu
Bat is one Of those light heavyweights
and hardly strong enough to rank ia
vorably with the topnotchcrs OF othe
days.
The middleweight class resembles
the keavies in lack Of high class tai
ent. There's only one man In this d1
| vision who Is n real star and this
! Mike Gibbons. who ranks head AM
shoulders above all of the Others
There are Tom Gibbons. Mikes broth
err; Harry Greb of Pittsburgh. Georg
Chip of Newcastle. Pa; Knockou
| Brown of Chicago. Bob Mona of Mil
waukee and Il few others who ar
swinging the manlies in this di'isiol
but the fellow who claimed any one
these should be classed with Mike Oh
bons would be a fit subject for an eS
animation of the head.
The st. Paul Phantom has show
that he towers above his rivals and
can be said for Mike that he reseH
bles the stars of other days.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
GEESE SAVE BRITISH
FROM BULGAR ATTACK
Alarm Enables Camp td
Guard Against Surprise.

With British Forces III Saloniki--
This is the story Of how the geese "
Kalc -Xir gave the warning and saved
Il British detachment.
When the Bulgars invaded the plains
their advance was halted by a certain
famous river and historic lake. A
British company was holding the upper
lake. for II was divided into two parts
connected by the river. The company
was charged with responsibility for the
upper lake and five miles Of the con-
Meeting stream as far as Kale-Iir.
Scare Birds from Marsh.
Then one evening the orderly officer
set out for the camp on his bicycle ia
visit two outposts up the river nearly
two miles from the camp. It was very
dark AS he neared the sentry he heard
the movement of wings and distin-
guished flock after flock OF geese fly
ing from their night rest among the
reeds. Investigation showed that they
had been disturbed by long line OF
men marching in single file.
The orderly went back to the pickle
post and sent a man to warn TN
camp, while he remained 10 keep th'
enemy raiders under observation.
The raiders were 200 strong. unde
command of a German officer. The,
kept to the path until just before
came into clearing. When the.
halted and prepared to attack the Brit
ish officer fired four shots. lmmedia
tcly a light appeared over the Britis
| camp. There WAS a moments Silenc
and then a roar of fire. 1t was
complete surprise.
| The first injured person picked u
was the German officer In charge {
the enterprise. Altogether there wer
% dead and So wounded. while 50 MOI
SURRENDERED during the morning at dill
fercut places. and more kept Eivin
themselves up for several days. Prof
ably not more than five or six got hac
; TO the Eulger lines.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21

Lawson Sanderson Wins
Right End Position on
Marine Corps Eleven.
WAS STAR. HALFBAcK
Dutch Molthen ID sackfieia
Of Powerful Marine Grid
iron Team.

Lawson Saffderson, for three years
a star in the Bruin backfieid, has fin
ally managed to break into lineup OF
the Marine corps eleven at Mare Is
land, California, which Is defeating all
corners, and which Is scheduled to meet
the University of Oregon team In
Portland on November 3. SandefsOn.
however, was unable to get into the
backfield. but will play at right end,
alternating with Hobson, formerly of
the University of Nebraska. "Dutch"
Molthen, left half on the Montana
varsity eleven last, fall has won the
same position on the Marine eleven
with little difficulty" and made two
touchdowns in the game against the
University o( California two weeks
ago. The other Bruins IN the Marine
camp have been unable to break into
| the regular lineup. e
The Marines eleven lie composed OF
| former college stars, their lineup Oe-
ing as follows: Ends. Mitchell OF the
| University of Oregon and Sanderson.
Montana; tackles, Bailey and Beckett,
the ZOO FOUNDERS who formerly. played
with the University of oregon: guards.
Hail. University of Oregon. and 1tid :
| derhoff, Occidental college; center.
Sushlnan. University of Washington.
and Tenberg, University Of Minnesota
quarterback. Brown, Washington state
college,: fullback, Hollis Huntington
University of Oregon; halfbacks. Mol
then. Montana, and Gardner. University
Of Utah: substitutes, c. r. Gardner,
Utah; Parker, North Carolinas Craig
University Of Southern California .
! NfcNilen. OLYMPIC club; Purdy, Mia
nesota, and Wilson, Michigan.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
USE ORRINE
DRINK HABIT GOES

Don't walt for the drink habit to set
too strong hold upon your husband.
son, or father. for 1t can be broken up
quickly IL OrIine is given him. TINS
scientific treatment can be given III tue
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from work.
You have nothing To risk and every
thing to gain, as Orrine is sold under
this guarantee. If, after trial you
fail to get any benefit from Its use.
your money will be refunded.
Orrine Is prepared in two forms: No.
/, secret treatment; Orrine No. :, the
voluntary treatment Costs only s1.oo
a box, Ask us for booklet.
AIissoula Drug Co. southwest corner
Higgins and Front street, Missoula,
Mont ADV. = rz
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Germ Wisps
Woman Prof Says Col
lege Mustaches Must Go.

Lawrence. ky.--Mustaches must go
at the University of Kansas II the
sentiments of the students rally to
the support of u startling expose OF
the hair fringe. made here by DIR. Ida
IL. Hyde, professor OF physiology at
the university.
After a survey DIR. Hyde reported
that hirsute adornment was the cause
of finding that the public drinking
fountain is even less sanitary than
drinking cup when the germ laden
n1ustache comes In contact with IL
She says that the mustaciles must so
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Grants Officers Right
to Lead "HOme Folks"

Washington. - The commanders Of
the training camps where drafted men
are undergoing Instructions have been
authorized to permit the transfer from,
their force Of instructors OF any officer
who desires to serve with the troops
from his own state. This action 10 II
line with the war departments polio!
to omit no step which win result u
keeping together men drawn from an
l cne section of the country,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Escaped Convict Is Sent
Back to the Pel,itentiar,

Camden, n. J.-Pleading guilty to q
charge of robbery. Alexander Cham
pion, a former convict, was sentenced
by Judge Hates in Camden to serve
one to seven years In the state prison.
Champion was caught in the early
morning leaving broadway shoe store
with u bag of footwear. He has twice
before been in state prison. and IN
October last escaped from the prison
farm at Leesburg.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21

Hts goal was in view at the start
of the season when he needed less than
100 10 reach that mark. His poor work
with the stick, however, has kept him
from realizing this ambition aud II Is
doubtful whether he will ever have
another opportunity.
There's another name which nigh
be casually mentioned in this connec- .
tior-Johnny Evers.
The peppery little Trojan is almost
through His high priced contracts
expired this fail and If he does play
next year It must be at a much lower
figure than he has received for many
years. lie may refuse to do this and
retire.
why isn't a cook who stuffs turkeys
,pd rhickcuc fuxielprfniStp
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Gives 100000 . Year
to Fight in British Army

London.--Sir John Sinons former
attorney general, the Daily Mah an
nounccs, has been given a commissaon
in the army and has joined the, British
forces in France. Sir John gives up a
legal practice said to be worth sl0o,sVo
q year.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
WORTH 1He,R WEIGHT IN GOLD

No man can do his best when suf-
fering from backache. rheumatic pains,
swollen joints or sore muscles. B. n.
Stone. $40 n. I'd. ST.. Reading. Pa.
writes: For months was unable g
attend to, BUSINESS used Foley KID
nev pills and soon, the pains and aches
were gone. They are worth theil
weight I'll gold to me-" Misaoula pruf
Cc.-Adv.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-10-21
Illinois Town Sends 1900 NJ
Christmas Bags to France

Jacksonville. Nl.-The local Red Cross
organization has just shipped 1.20e
Christmas bags for American soldiers
in France. Each bag contained from
10 to s articles and note from child
IN the public schools.