The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1917-04-10
Did You Know That

exactly alike?
Asia contains one-third of the
land surface of the earth?
Fernando Ell Cano. OF Santa Rosa,
Cal. says he is 115 years old?
That the finest pearls are produced
in the Persian gulf and about Cey-
Ion?
The deaths from accidents in the
United States aggregate $4,000 per
year?
That in the last five years our Ma
tional and State law makers have
passed $3.50 laws?
That the sky lark and the wood
lark are thought to be the only birds
that sing as they fly?
If the sea should rise one twenty
sixth OF it's depth, one-half of the
land would be under water?
Candle lamps bright enough to be
used on bicycles and motorcycles
have been invented in France?
Smoking in the dark is no pleas
ure-not so with kissing fair dam
sell Everything has it's place?
II your conscience is active, IL
makes precious little difference what
church you belong to?
George Washington was never lick
ed until they put his picture on a
postage stamp?
news item tells of a man taking
mis- twentieth wife. having been di-
nin
trouble take it's course?
Men who can't manage without a
wife will find that they don't manage
with one?
Swearing off continually is a bad
habit?
The less a man knows the more
stubborn his argument. That's what
everyone thinks when he gets mad
because the other fellow refuses to be
convinced?
In women's shoes 1t is a case of the
survival of the smallest?
The books that are found in run
ming brooks must be "racy" stories?
A crazy person thinks those around
him must be dippy?
What's the use of being dignified
and sedate just to please your wife IL
it takes all the pleasure out Of life /.
for you?
While woman makes good deal
of fuss about it, she admires the man
who has gumption enough to put his
foot down once in a while and say
things shall be so and so?
Man may like to pass his affec-
tions around, but he will insist that
those who receive any part thereon
give all in return?
| There are some so ignorant that il
| is no embarrassment to them?
There's nothing so difficult about
being a family man. First get your
wife and the rest will come to you
rapidly enough?
Some folks waste as much time
telling you how busy they are as it
would take to do the work?
When you see a woman throwing
balls at the Niger babies at a street
carnival and knocking them down
every shot, you have a curiosity to
see what condition her hubby's fea-
lures are in?
The French fishing feet of New
foundland. caught last year 23,294,-
428 pounds OF cod?
There is more real pleasure in get
ting $500 that you do not expect
than in getting many times that
lemount that you have labored faith
fully for?
The man who knows himself must
smile over the way he has fooled
those who compliment him, but the
pleasure may be marred by wonder
ing whether the compliment was a
deliberate lie?
What puzzles a woman whose ex-
perience with bank account has
been brief is why they show her
lalance in red figures oftener than In
black?
Poker Is really not a game of
chance. There's no chance to be a
winner IL you stick to it.?
You never realize how many
things wife Will forgive a hubby
who loves her until you try It awhile7
An heiress and hairless title