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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS
Borough Of Ciffside Park

Sealed proposals endorsed, "Pro-
posals for the Construction of Storm
Water Sewer in Nagel Street." under
or near the east gutter, from Kamena
Street to Walker Street, to be con-
structed in the Borough of Cliffside
Park, New Jersey, with the name of
the person or persons making the
same and addressed to, "The Mayor
and Council of the Borough of Cliff
side Park, New jersey" will be re-
ceived by the said Mayor and Coun-
Gil at regular meeting to be held
in the Borough Hall, situate at the
corner of Palisade Avenue and Jer-
sey, between the hours Of eight and
eight-thirty p. M, on the twenty
fifth day of June, 1917, and no bids
will be considered that are present
ed before or after said stated time.
Each bid must be accompanied by
a certified check on National Bank
or Trust Company of the State of
New Jersey for seventy-five ($75)
dollars or like amount in cash.
Each bidder will be required to
give the name of a Surety Company
or the names of Surety Companies he
will offer as bondsman in each bid
presented.
Upon the award of contract, the
certified checks or cash will be re-
turned to the unsuccessful bidders
and the successful bidders will be re-
CURED to furnish a bond from a
Surety Company, acceptable to the
Mayor and Council, equal to the full
amount of the cost of constructing
the said storm sewer, and to execute
the contract within ten days from the
date of the notice of award.
The amount of sewer pipe required
is approximately 500 feet of twelve
inch. vitrified clay pipe.
Plans and specifications and form
of proposal for said work are now on
file in the Office of McClave & Nc
Clave, Borough Engineers, Grant
wood Fire Hall, Borough of Cliffside
Park, N. j., and can be seen and ex-
amined daily by any persons inter
ested between the hours of nine a. m
and four p. M, except on Saturdays,
when the same can be seen and ex-
amined between the hours of nine
a. m. and twelve o'clock noon.
No bids will be accepted unless
sumbitted on forms furnished by Nc
Clave q McClave, Borough Engineers.
The Mayor and Council reserve the
right to reject any or all bids.
Louis ]. Renter,
June 1923 Borough Clerk.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Food Conservation
To Be Made Big Issue
In All Mew Jersey

Trenton, June 11.-County mass
meetings will be called during the
next few weeks, if enough prominent
persons can be interested in the work
to push the campaign of food con-
chief of the Bureau of Land Crops
and Markets of the Department of
Agriculture to-day. The eight dis
trict chairmen of the associated
women's clubs of the State, who are
conducting the campaign, will ar
range for these meetings and vigor-
GUS measures will be begun to bring
home to every housewife in New Jer-
sey her responsibility and opportunity
in food conservation.
Mrs. Charles w. Stockton, of
Ridgewood, Bergen county, is State
chairman of the campaign, and the
plans arranged call for ten volunteer
women workers in every community
to demonstrate and explain practical
methods which are recommended by
the Home Economics at the New
Brunswick experiment station. Vari-
Gus other activities are being started
in connection with this great work.
Mr.. Clark also announced to-day
that the State Department of Agri-
culture is doing much to promote the
adoption of standard grades for farm
products. 1.-TWO extreme factors offer
serious problems in this work." he
stated. "On the one hand are pro-
ducers and others who are so far re-
moved from retail distribution cen
tiers as not to recognize the need of
standard grades and terms. On the
other hand we find certain types of
scientists and theorists who are apt
not to recognize the practical prob
lens which such rules present.
cat the present time m New Jer-
sey some dairy farms have three of
four different sets of health laws to
obey and several inspectors with
varying Individual ideas to enforce
these rules. Good, pure milk is de-
sired. We must havee it. The facts
must be recognized, however, that
sound permanent improvements come
slowly. The overhead changes, due
to sanitation requirements, increase
production costs. Standard State
wide requirements might relieve quite
materially most of the objections
many farmers have and which they
aver are responsible for their dispos-
ing of their herds"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Chanting Song And
Other Varieties Of
Talk From ". Palisade

Come along, bully-boys, to a jolly
good show,
Take place up in front where the
good fellows go.
Let us all take seat at the top of
the row,
And give all the *Boches their tickets
below.
Chrous:
March along jolly boys, to the front
let us come;
Not blamed Stacker in our ranks,
or bum;
Let the little pipe squeak
And the merry drum bum
AS we all march along with run
ning-thum-dum.
So march, march along in the merry
sunshine,
These spirits of ours are better
than wine;
You will see things fly when we
wallop the line,
And the Boches will wonder,
"Who's this come to dine?"
Chrous:
Our friends are all looking to see
what we do,
There's our mother and father and
sweetheart true,
Won't they be proud of US when we
get through?
And the Boches, themselves, will
be thankful, too!
Chrous:
Don't think for a moment we hate
the foe,
Why, we're all jolly glad at the
chance to go;
Everything home was getting quite
slow
Till the Boches got busy with their
pranks, you know.
Chrous:
We're all coming home at the end
of the game;
Marching as gaily as the way we
came;
And, you bet, when we stop there
will be no shame,
Except for the Kaiser and his
Boches tame.
Chrous:
*English soubriquet for Germans.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Mr.. Henry A. Bayer
Passes Away

Mr.. Henry A. Bayer, age 81 years
who has been living in Grantwood
for the past ten years with the N. B
Hartmanns, died Wednesday after
noon, he leaves widow, Sarah E.
and one daughter, Mrs. N. B. Hart
mann. He was born in York, Penn,
and migrated to Ohio at about the
age of ten years and engaged in the
dry goods there. He came to New
York City to buy merchandise when
there were no railroads across the
country. He was active until about
six months ago. He retired about
fifteen years ago.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Fine Garage and Car
Burn In Hackensack

The garage Of Frank j. Oliver, of
Prospect avenue, Hackensack, was
totally destroyed by fire Tuesday
morning, entailing loss of about
$4,000 or $4,000. The limousine,
wheels and other necessary things in
the garage were consumed.
The cause of the fire is something
of a mystery, unless the blow torches
used by the painters offer an ex-
PLANTATION.
The painters succeeded in getting
their auto out of the garage, but the
limousine became victim, Mr.
divers chauffer being out in the
other car at the time of the fire.
The firemen made prompt re-
Spouse, but the garage was enveloped
in flames when they arrived.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Union Hill Optician
Offered Free Service

DR.. Charles Jacknowitz, the eye
sight specialist, of 407 Bergenline
avenue, opposite Third street, Union
Hill, N. j., recently extended most
liberal offer to the Board of Educa-
ton of that town, in which he offered
to our community in the near future.
dren who have defective vision and
to supply them with eye glasses
should it be necessary, the glasses to
be furnished at cost. However,
should there be children who would
not be in a position to pay this slight
charge, upon the request Of the prin-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
ROOMS TO LET

NICELY furnished, large front room,
one or two persons, good location,
with private family. Address H. S.,
Box PSI Grantwood. Reference re-
quired, Telephone 6 Cliffside.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

OFFICE assistant, young lady who
can typewrite, see Noffka, Pali-
SADIE Amusement Park. TX
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Luke M'Luke Says

Don't sit around and hopefully
babble that some day you will meet
with success. The only way to meet
with success is to start out and over
take it.
A lot of us would get along better
1T we worried as much earning our
salaries as we do about getting them
A gossip develops a pair of ,imagi-
native ears that hear whole lot of
things that are never said.
Nature made a great mistake when
she equipped our mouths with self
starters and forgot to equip them
with muffiers.
AS rule, hired girl isn't in the
house more than day before she
gets acquainted with the family
skeleton.
Add up your talk and you will dis
cover that two-thirds of what you
say is of no consequence.
Few men manage to get through
life without touching the buzz-saw at
least once to see if the blame thing
is as sharp as other people claim
it is.
Some day when you have plenty of
loafing time, just take an hour off
and worry over real puzzle: What
was the first thing Eve said?
The only reason why some wives
buy pianos is because other people
have pianos.
The diplodocus and the egg of the
great aux are mighty scarce, but not
any scarcer than the good loser and
the good sport.
A man always regards marriage as
a joke until he wakes up and finds
that the. joke is on him.
If man could get back all of the
money he has spent foolishly during
his life, the chances are that he would
lind even more foolish ways of spend
ing it.
All the worlds stage. But that
is no reason why you should be salts
fled to be "supe" all your days.
No married man ever thinks of
flirting when he is away from home
until good looking girl comes along.
Before a woman starts letter to
another woman she first makes up
her mind what the postscript is GO
ing to be.
We do not know who invented the
folding bed. But We'll bet that the
bed-bug tribe has adopted him as its
patron saint.
| Any old time man admits that he
is getting his share you can bet that
he is getting little more.
After a man has served on a jury
a few times he quits believing every.
thing he hears.
! The demand for some things may
exceed the supply. But the supply
of trouble is always adequate.
There is only one thing that car
throw a man down as hard and as
often as banana peel, and that is
a woman.
Even pessimist doesn't mine
hearing man boosted when he hap
pens to be the man who is being
boosted,
Single women haven't any pant.
pockets into which to put theil
hands. But it is different with mar
ried women.
| Anyway, it isn't any harder for /;
rich man to go through the needle.
eye than it is for poor man to be
come an American ambassador.
Don't risk rap on the snoot b,
telling man that he is swell-headed
Be diplomat and merely remarl
that he is orgulous to an extreme de
gree.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
FOR SALE

TOMATO and LETTUCE plants for
sale, zoe dozen. Apply at 754
Anderson avenue, near Lafayette,
Grantwood. TX
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
FOR RENT

FURNISHED house for summer,
choice location. Write F. Box 287
Grantwood P. o. TX
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
FOR RENT

TO SELECT FAMILY with refer
ences, the Darby home in Abbott
boulevard, Palisade, New Jersey,
No children allowed. House COM
pletely furnished. Large double
garage with electric lights and
running water. Four bed rooms in
house, library, dining room, recep-
ton hall and kitchen. House COM
pletely screened, including back
porch. Owner will take care of
lawn during summer. Every con-
venience No linen or silver in
cluded. Price $110 per month.
Address, Mrs. S. E. Darby, PAIL
SADIE, N. j.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16

BOUGHT AND SOLD
HOUSEHOLD goods of all kinds and
furniture bought and sold. Hanlon,
Adj B'rgline ave., mr.. ST., U. H.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16

cipal of the school, DR.. Jacknowitz
will gladly supply the glasses gratis.
This liberal offer may be extended
to an community in the near future.
At present DR.. Jacknowitz has sew
eral school children under tests and
has found that their mentality has
been improved wonderfully with the
correction of minor defective vision
troubles and in numerous cases the
children were able to discard the
glasses after short period.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1917-06-16
Classified Cards
HEADACHES RELIEVED

Chronic headaches of years stand
ing may be completely cured by ex-
pert Chiropractic adjustments. An
acute attack of headache may usually
be relieved at once. DR.. L. Hubner,
expert Chiropractor, may be con-
suited at his office 100 Fourth street,
Union Hill. His hours are from 2-8
D. m. He also answers calls.***
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16

focks learn to range. The chickens get
exercise, green food and many insects.
After they are old enough to wean
they range about from habit, and then
I prefer the food that is given them be
such things as wheat in the sheaf and
German millet thrown to them In the
bundle. They scratch out the grain
and seed and eat only what nature
Graves. Such feeding is easy, health
full and reasonably economical. have
also found that wheat, rye, oats and
German millet cut when fully ripe and
stored in a convenient building in the
sheaf are all very fine winter as well
as late summer foods. They give a
change Of diet from one week to an
other, and, the fowls having to scratch
and pick out the grain, they get much
exercise, a thing they need.
am writing advice to farmers who
have abundant room for large. docks Of
chickens and can grow most of their
food. There is room, too, for large lots
and as many colony houses as will ac-
commodate several hundred. I find
there is practically no limit on a large
farm to the number of chickens one
can and should keep. Nothing else
pays better if all the conditions Of
proper food, shade, freedom from lice
and mites, thorough ventilation Of
coops and buildings and keeping strict
" sanitary surroundings are observed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16

The beautiful memorial to Mary
Baker Eddy, the Discoverer and Found"
er Of Christian Science, has been
turned over to The Christian Science
Board Of Directors by Ebert S. Bar
low of New York City who held the
contract for its construction.
The memorial. which is at Mt. Au-
burn cemetery, Cambridge, Mass, has
required over a year and half to
complete. The fund for its construc-
ton, amounting to over $4,000, was
first announced by the directors In
June, 1911, and was some time ago
fully subscribed These contributions
have been made as expressions OF
sentiment by Christian Scientists
throughout the world.
The site on which the memorial IL
located is not only one of great nat
ural beauty, but on account Of its
Grade has rendered possible more
picturesque and interesting treatment
INTELLECTUALLY than would be posi-
BILE on a perfect level lot. The plot
which is approximately 80 feet square
slopes gradually from the level o.
the roadway to the lake with droI
of about ten feet. The memorial con
sisrs Of a circular open co1onnade o
eight columns, resting upon style
bate of three steps, surrounded on tn
front by a circular platform slight.
above the natural grade. from which
platform double fight OF steps lead
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16

to lower platform at the lakes edge.
The scheme has no prototype and 10
merely a screen of columns open to
the sky, inclosing q dower-grown cir
Gle.
The material used for the memorial
is Bethel white granite, the inscrip-
ton in the frieze and upon the top OF
the pylons being of white bronze set
deep into the, stone work. The detail,
which On account OF the size of the
reproduction is only indicated, is en-
tirely floral in form and free in treat
ment, the wild rose and the morning
glory being used as the main motives.
1t is interesting INTELLECTUALLY to
note that while it is extremely free In
treatment and not at all conventional.
it is generally very classic In feeling.
The extreme width of the memorial is
about fifty feet, and the colonnade Is
eighteen feet IN diameter. The col
umns themselves are fifteen feet In
height and are similar in general
character to those in the Clepsydra
of andronicus of Cyrrhus. The large
pylons were exhibited at the Ameri-
can Institute Of Architecture in New
York short time ago and experts
pronounced them the finest pieces Of
carved granite ever executed
The architect is Egerton Swartwou1
of New York City who designed the
Few George Washington memorial
the new Missouri state capitol and tn
new Federal building in Denver.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16
POULTRY
ana EGGS
CHICKENS IN SUMMER.
Good Management Pays In Increased
Health and ViQor

Good Management Pays In Increased
Health and Vigor.
l am great advocate Of having
large numbers Of chickens on farm,
writes a correspondent Of the Iowa
Homestead. Then l have found the
single colony coops and colony houses
are both Indispensable. Grow to near
maturity some fifty, more or less. Of
young chickens in the coops, then as
cool or freezing weather approaches
place them in the quite large colony
houses. allowing some eight to ten doz-
en- to each building.
Have both the coops and the colony
houses clean and well ventilated at all
times. Summer as well as winter de-
mands clean food, pure water and
strictly sanitary surroundings, and the
air at all seasons must be plentiful and
pure. All coops and colony houses, I
find. must be so constructed that there
is the best of ventilation and yet for
most of the time avoid direct drafts.
The first summer is the hard one for
chickens. l have found that hen moth
ers are the thing out on the farms. The
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Miss Abrahamson closed a sue
cessful eight months term of school
in Dist. No. SO. A picnic was held
and base ball and other games
played.
The Bustrack boys called at Hal
vor Jorgenson's last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Knut Jorgensou
autoed to Newfolden last Sunday
where they visited at Hans Bjors-
ness.
The ladies aid which was held at
the home Of Mr. and Mrs. Hans
Olson last Thursday afternoon was
well attended.
Misses Emma and Gena Jorgen-
son left last Friday mornin g fol
) Edmore, N. D., for a few days
visit with their sister, Mrs. Car
Stensland.
Mr.. and Mrs. George G. Jorgensor
called at Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Larson's
Sunday.
Knut Brosdahl was caller al
George Jorgenson's Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George G. Jorgen-
son and Filing Jorgenson visited al
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Ole
Strom at Warren last Sunday after
noon.
knut and Halvor Brosdahl autoet
to Warren Sunday afternoon.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16
Handling Alfalfa For Horses.

To make the best horse hay alfalfa
should be allowed to stand until well
in bloom, according to the Nebraska
College OF Agriculture. In curing
horse hay it is we'll to keep in mind
that the dust which is present in so
much alfalfa is largely result Of the
presence Of foreign moisture, such as
rain or dew, at making time rather
than the presence of little moisture
within the plant. If alfalfa hay is
stored In the barn for horses it is well,
while moving it away, to sprinkle it
generously with mixture OF equal
parts Of salt and air slaked lime
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16
An Afterthouqht.

One of San Francisco's prominent
citizens was tearing along country
road not long ago, his machine regis
tering a giddy speed, and as he was
still several miles away from the near
est town he was amazed as he ap-
preached the crossroads to see uni
formed peace officer step out and block
the way.
Realizing the speed he had been
making and fearing he had broken
some new county law, he halted and
asked, well, what is it?" "Sir, l
must "Look here, constable" In
terrupted the motorist, 'pick this up
and keep your mouth shut" And a
five dollar gold piece clinked upon the
road The policeman quickly stopped
his blue official back, and in twin
king the motor had bounded on, the
driver chuckling with glee at having
escaped the Laws
Some twenty minutes later that mo-
torist was heard to murmur on recov-
ering consciousness, II wonder If that
officer simply wanted to warn me that
q tree had fallen across the road?'-
Argonaut
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Senator Lobeck speaks in Viking,
Tuesday, May 22nd at 8 p. m. All
are welcome.
Garden planting is almost over
now.
Several of the school children
have been on the sick list since
school let out.
George Nelson is breaking with
his tractor on the Sackett place.
Walter Lindell has left school
and came home to help his folks.
Ellen Forsberg came home last
Saturday, to spend a few days with
her folks.
George Berg was lucky enough to
catch eleven young wolves last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jensen and daughter
were visitors at Thief River Falls
last Sunday.
The measles have reached Viking
also. One case reported.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1917-05-16
INTRODUCED HIMSELF.
The Landlord Didn't Have to Ask the
Name of His Guest.

The Landlord Didn't Have to Ask the
Name Of His Guest.
Pat Murphy had the name of being
the biggest eater on the Comstock
range in Nevada in the early days.
He was a very good sort of man and
conspicuous, but it was a thing that
could not be concealed. In order not
to be too hard on any one man Murphy
was in the habit of changing his board
ing place quite frequently.
On one occasion a new restaurant
was opened, and nearly every morning
the patrons of the place would ask the
landlord if Pat Murphy had not yet
come to board with him. The landlord
would say that he had seen no man Of
that name.
Finding that the sports who we're
boarding with him continued daily to
|ask if he had yet seen Murphy, the
landlord began to feel that he should
like to know something about him. lie
asked what kind of man Murphy was
auQ now lie nOulu De dD1e W IeC-
ognize him in case he should come to
the restaurant.
Never mind about how he looks .
replied the sports you will know
him when he comes"
One morning tall. gaunt. middle
aged man came edging into the restau-
rant and meekly took seat. The
landlord rather liked the appearance
Of the newcomer and at once went to
take lis order.
Landlord" said the man, "let me
have a porterhouse steak and onions,
some liver and bacon on the side. six
fried eggs, bit Of ham. a plate of
pancakes. some fried pertaties, cup
of coffee and couple Of doughnuts
and, if you have them, couple of
waff1es."
When the sports came in to break,
fast the landlord said:
1--WE seen Murphy; he's been here. "
-Pearson's Magazine.