The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1917-12-21
LITTER OF SATAN TO PAID
KAISER
OF Thanks and Congratulations
Seem Well Informed OF Kaiser Bits
Work.

Ct Paul, Minn.-Louis 5yberkrop
has ACQUIRED much fame In recenC
weeks as an author on satire on Nal
ser Wilhelm. 1t is as follows:
"The Internal Region,
June %, 1917.
.ro Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern,
King of Prussia, Emperor OF all
Germany and Envoy Extraordinary
of Almighty God: -, ,,
"Mv Dear Wilhelm can can YOU
nv that familiar name for L nave d.
WAYS been close to you, much clo7oA
than Won could ever know.
"From tie time previous TO your
birth I have shaped your destiny lol
my own purpose. ,4oa .
ain the days Of Rome credLeu d
rnughneck known in history as NeLo,
he was a vulgar character anu 7ulIou
INV purpose at that time. III tnea0
modern days classic demon anu
ficient super criminal was neeueu anu
knew the HOhenZOllern D'oOu'
nicked YOU as my special lnstruile 81 u
nIarn on earth and annex OIL neil
gave YOU abnormal amDltlon' llhe"loo
an oversupDly OF egotlsA InaI you
might not discover your own ldlllhSo3
T twisted your mind to th2l ol d n! :
man with certain normal tendencies
to carry you by, a most oaHseIouo
cbar.cter pl2ced in power; L gave
E.n,I tbo ,,ovar of hvDnOtism and GER
lain MAGNETIC force that you might
u,ov vour DeODle | am responsible
for fhe deformed arm that hangs help7
Inss on YOUR left, for your crippled
conditions embitter your life and de-
r+rovc All noble impulses that might
otherwise cause me anxiety, but your
strong sword arm is driven by your
amhition that squelches all sentiment
end nietv: I placed in your soul
deem hatred of all things EngilSn'
for of all nations on earth L nate
England most; wherever Engldnu
n1ants her flag she brings order out
nf chaos and the hated cross folloWs
the Union Jack, under her rule VIII
trIh1s become tillers of the soil ana
in due time practical citizens; sne IS
the great civilizer of the globe ana
hate her.
az planted in your soul cruel nat
rod cor vour mother because she was
English and left my good friend BIS
mark TO fan the flame | had klndled.
Recent history proves how well our
work was done. 1t broke your royal
mothers heart but 7 gained my pur-
pose. 49, uo
"The inherited disease of the Ho-
henzollerns killed your father Just
a. IL will kill you, and you because
the ruler of Germany and a toll OF
mine sooner than I expected.
"'To assist you and further hasten
INV work | sent you three evil splrltS'
Nietzche, Tretschkie and later Bern
hardi whose teachings 1nhameQ the
vouths of Germany, who in good time
would be willing and loyal subjects
and eager to spill their blood ana
pull your chestnuts, yours and mine;
the spell has been perfect-you cas-
your ambitious eyes towards the Meu-
iterranean, Egypt. India and the OAR
danelles and you began your great
railway to Bagdad, but the ambitious
archduke and his more ambitious Wlle
stood In your way. 1t was then that
soWed the seed in your heart' tnat
bIossomed into the assassination OF the
duke and his wife, and all hell SmlieG
when it saw how cleverly you saddled
the crime on to Serbia | saw you set
sails for the fiOrds of Norway and l
knnw Won would prove an alibi. How
cleverlv done. so much like your noble
sussfn to remove old King Ferdinand
of Denmark. and later robbed that
country Of two provinces that gave
Germany an opportunity to become
naval power. Murder is dirty work,
but il takes a HOhenZOllern to make
n way and get by.
Your opportunity was at hand; You
set the world on fire, your action in
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beginning. the foundation Of a perfect
perdition on earth, the destruction OF
noble cathpdrals and other infinite
works OF art was hailed with joy in
the Internal regions You made war
on friends and foe alike and the muir
der Of civilians showed my teaching
had borne fruit.
Your treachery towards neutral
nations FASTENED a universal upheav-
al, the thing most desired. Your
undersea warfare is a master stroke,
from the smallest mackeral pot to the
great Lusitania you showed no IA
VUrites a. a war lord you stand SUI
preme for yOu have no mercy; you
have no consideration for the baby
cIinging to it's mothers breast as they
both 20 down into the deep together,
only to he torn apart and leisurelT
deyOured by sharks down among the
cOrals.
Il have str0lled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France. | have
seen your hand of destruction every
where; it's all your work, super-fiend
that ! made You. I have seen the
fields Of Poland, now a wilderness fit
for proving beasts only; no merry
children in Poland now; they all sue
cumbcd to frost and starVation-I
drifted into Galacia, where formerly
Jews and GentiIes lived together; |
found but ruins and ashes; felt
curious pride in my pupil, for it was
all above my expectation. | was in
Belgium when you drove the peaceful
population before you like cattle into
slavery: you separated man and wife
and forced them to hard labor in the
trenches.
You have taken millions of dol
lars from innocent victims and called
it indemnity; you have lived fat on the
land you usurped and sent the real
owners away to starvation. You
have strayed away from all legaliZed
war methods and introduced a code of
your own. You have killed and
robbed the people of friendly nations