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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
BILL DOES
NOT AFFECT
CITY RIGHTS
CONTINUED from raS, one'

peoples side IN An argument with
a corporation II can only hear the
arguments o., both sides I want
the public utilities commission 20
be able 20 20 further for ins'srco
10 represent shippers OF the state
before the Interstate commerce com.
mission when rate hearings are or
The state az present has little
control over interurban electric
lines We want 20 have as CON
plete control there as over rail
roads Possibly IL IS in connection
with this that some one got the
notion De'roits control over city
railways was threatened
'Id be the last man in the legis.
la'ure 70 attempt 10 take away from
any city any % o. rights and n
there 81 any way in which this bill
can state more clearly What ~ IS ir
tended 20 state " there il any way
20 more specincally provide ;ha, *
isrlng rights are not interfef@d
with II there is any way a. All N
which this biz can be Bothered I
Will help have the necessafr
changes made
IN ia my Intention as soon as this
bill Is printed 20 send copies of n
20 the mayor corporation counsel
and other officials OF Detroit 10
he officers Of the BOARD % Com
merce and others who are Interest
cd and no ask them FOR their opin.
ions and advice want their CO.
operation on bill that will better
conditions IN regard 10 public utili
tics in Detroit and in the state ]
don't want anything In the bill tha,
1ill destroy any rights
Rep Wiley opined that 81 perhar =
Is a good thing 10 get Detroit on
cials stirred MP about the bill. as
they may take more interest In u
than they would otherwise
The bill az introduced hy Rep
Wiley Is long one. covering 30 70
80 long typcwritfen pages II so p.
flIAfh ally NfhWrAfNn All tHf IifNf'Ai'
powers and duties OF the state rail
road commission and changes the
name 20 utilities commission. y
also adds a number ~ new pro.
visions none OF which. on ordinary
perusal. would indicate tho taking
away Of any rights now possessed
Z by any one
Municipal ownership OF public
utilities is provided for IN the biz.
. Specific reference Is made 10 the
/ peculiar extra rights possessed "
cities in operating their own utili
ties and IL s. provided that thesc
extra rights cannot 20 20 a private
corporation whore city sells a
utility
u ie expected that 'he bill will
I be printed next week. and II ~
pretty certain that 81 will enjoy a
wide circulation.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
TEUTON RAIDER
CARRIES BABY
SUBMARINES


radius and are equipped With forpe-
does dynamite and ammunition
Such additional details as this in
dicailng he ,ypica4 German thoro
ness With which the raider vas pre-
rared and equipped led shipping cir,
clos 70 predict a long chase by Al.
leo varsbips before The sea scourge
ia coruered
Certainly she had no' been def.
niiely located today according 20
dispatches a. South American ports
the auxiliary British cruisers Mace
donia and Drama had arrived OF
Pernambuco
The most detailed description OF
the German raider yet given vas re-
yealed ~ the capta. NOT the neither.
~ Hall. in dispatches from pernam-
luco.
y began calling for help by wire
less the moment sighted the raid
81. he said ~ kent this up until a
sho' across the 5oNs OF my ship
hoxed e. useless FOR me 20 Try 10
and this despite me fact that a
big feet Of warships l. nos literally
raking the ocear FOR her. Wireless
dispatches received today said that
escape The raider was equipped
with several machine guns in add.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
JOHN GILL, OLD
RESIDENT, DIES

John Gill. 70 years old. native
% Detroit and prominent G A. r.
veteran. died in his home No 81
West Grand blvd Friday night. fol-
lowing short illness OF pneumonia.
Funeral services will be- held in
Holy Redeemcr church Tuesday
morning AZ . o'clock. with burial in
NJ Elliott cemetery
Altho advanced IN years VT GIN
had enjoyed fair health until a week
ago. when he fell in the bath room
AZ his home and fractured his col.
lar bone Pneumonia Afterwards de-
veloped and his decline was rapid
Born in Detroit. Mr. GIN was ed
ucated in tho public and parochial
schools lie enlisted in a Michigan
regiment for the Civil war and az
the BATTLE OF Chickamauga was tax
On prisoner lie was confined for
several months IN historic Lobby
prison and had many stories Of the
treatment accorded him while fherc
After tho war. ~ returned 20 De
troit and entered upon hts business
career as carriage maker. which
no conducted until his retirement q
Few years ago
He IL survived by a widow. two
sons. Police Detective Edward Giil
and EVERY GIN and four daughters.
Mrs. Miles Buchanan. Mr. George
Stoops and Tho Misses Catherine
and Frances Gill an % Detroit
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
FERRY SERVICE
IS RESUME D
Britannia and Pleasure Will
Try To Maintain Half
Hour Schedule

Ferry service between Detroit and
Windsor. suspended since n o'clock
Friday morning. was resumed Al I
o'clock Saturday afternoon. after the
icecrushing steamers britannia aud
Pleasure had worked an moruing 90
open lane OF water thru the foes.
Detroit 4 Windsor Ferry com
rany officials announced that every
cfort would Do made 10 maintain "A
one half hour service thru the day
The britannia made excellent
Roadway after starting out from the
Detroit dock az 80 o'clock. and
succeeded IN openinK up q consider
able area OF the river osf Woodward
ave II Was followed by the Pleas
ure or the n a e. dock az the
foot Of Thirdst the two vessels
We're blocked by the heavy windrows.
which in some places are now said
20 he as much a. 20 feet thick
On The Windsor side OF the rivcr.
Saturday morning. the immense car
ferry Detroit. 81 the Wabash rail
road. was stalled several hundred
feet from thc shore and u required
about Is minutes for Ter TO freak
up the wincrows
The service AZ Walkeryille IS nov
Utmost uninterrupted bv ce troubles
Most 81 the lAatroit ard Windsor
folk who cross the river 10 work
have been using the Walkervillc
ferries, and, owing 20 the CROW d..
both IL" steamers Essex AMI Ariel
have been called into service IN,
company had beer operating on q
'halfhour schedule, using but one
boat
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Grain and Provisions

DETROIT fan -1-t'Iose rhors
var rothrs n the rariT marh
news f. change thr Serera ourooh
hut liquidation ar lens st1f VA stia
proEresslnE and arst prices were d.
~ from FrIdsys close A. far rs
reports 81. hu, ~ whest ter cN-
pore recently has been dlslu-
rointrx Unless The British huv-
nS ha- Nern kept under cover
frr fahns have been lEhr
believed however thai heavy pur-
rNhefs have been made rs dealers
uh $40 nor take che public inro ther
n7den AND thfs wfii be sharply
r't fne strain leaves me SCUM
frr pong situation ~ sup
r.sn. t. hf Morse fnan ever In fhr
Itu Atlantic ant the papers carry
ntrl nE rrar Indicates are early peac
al efrh Is decidedly huilish 80 AIT
a i.t u Fridays selling IS SAID g.
rarr has nn Htien ~ market ror-
MS simply holder ss.ling nlt
P--aH he - COINS Cor a holiday, by
eumiss 2 men think Che mars
ASS so na, ng ou ems further hrssh
Nfeat haa aDi,t and w,esA aay
art cash wheat i'sc from Fridsy
cons de med 80 cash beans s. ard
tereeea e Timothy seed adNane-
wheat quotations saturday Cs.s
$50 rst &ie-A Mas Opened So t-
drop ~ SiF. p and dee .ned
.t 3Ia Jafv opened ai sI~ aud
Ft1 af ah $50 mite - = y.
arse -ratu suetatsns ~aturdaN
-arr--Etsh $50 SfasA- 40 ge
w Sf. so yellow.
Oats standard. hHt 9c $50. NAife
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Telegraphic
RAILROADS ARE
NEGLECTED
Industrial List Also Is Very
Quiet On Stock
Exchange

NEW YORK. Jan. 20 The Now
York Evening sun financial review
today. SAYS
~save for few strons specialii's
like Montana Power Columbus Gas
and so on. ,odays short session %
the stock market was hstless 90
degree and quite devoid OF inter
est. Price changes in the indus
trial list were OF no significance
whatever and the railroad shares
were almott wholly neglectcd Read
ing made but small fractional gain
u S. steel rose and dipped within
narrow limits Bethlehem steel
made an early gain Of ~ poin's
but later sold down Eve points or
more below Friday Motor share
were In fair demand az substantial
advances.
Trading was somewhat more an
mated in the late session with odds
and ends OF market settlement
among traders to be adjusted The
shipping shares made additional
gains on good Earnings report Ma
rine common sold in The neighbor-
hod OF 80 and the preferred at %.
Numerous speciaiiies such as Ohio
Cities Gas. Homestake Minins,
Sears oebuek, Diamond Match.
Cuban American Sugar and others
were in fair demand az advancing
prices. Bonds were firm and rela-
lively active"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

DIE IN
LONDON BLAST
Damage Not 10 Heavy As Was
Expected. Is Official
Report

LONDON Jan 20 Thirty or
40 bodies have already been recos-
cred from the wreck caused by last
nights explosion IN munitions
plant near London the home ofiice
officially announced today
Probably l00 were seriously IN
iured IN the explosion
The home office. however. esti-
mates the casualties were less than
had been feared
The statement said that practical
y all explosives in the factory let
80 and that the factory was COM
pletely destroyed
The explosion caused fires In
nelehboring factories and three
rows ~ houses were practically do
molshed There was considerable
damage 90 other property
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
YOUTH WHO WAS
FOILED IN HOLD-UP
GETS ONE YEAR

Michael Dairy 90 years old. was
sentenced 90 serve one year in Jack
son prison Saturday morning. by
Judge Ieffrics He was found guilty
Of carving concea1ed weapons. but
the real reason for tho severe sen
fence WAS that ne was about 10 par
ticipate in . hold-up Al the mQment
Of his capture. according TO the evil
dcnce
DAIRY and two companions engss
ed faxicab on the night 81 Dec 10.
They drove 10 the aalOon OF n ".
Norton. 80 So Warren.avc west
When they entered tho saloon they
told Tho driver 81 the cab 10 keep
fhe engine running and leave the
door open as they would be back
m few inmates and in a hurry.
The driver Of the cab became sus-
piciors and drove down the street
until he mot two policemen. Sergt
White and Patrolman Plumle, He
told them ~ his suspicious and took
them in his cab back 20 the saloon
when the policeman entered. just
before time for thexsalo~r>o ciS>S
the three mon werS -staitered abouN
rho place ~ points from which the
proprietor could BE- advantageously
held up
When they saw the policemen thev
tried 80 eScape, but Dairy was
caught The police say ne admit.
ted they were Just about 10 fash
their guns on tho proprietor when
the 90 GERS spoiled the adventure by
appearing narry would not identify
his two companions
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
FAST BIFFALo LIVE STOCK
nuroTnu A sfexeos

LAST prFFtr>J. - S.. Jan 80
Carte iereip cars strong
..rnIrr ~ prime steers. 5000 u ~ So
zI rn hr.re. f9-tr1o 90 fatr %
rprf $500 81 plain ~ coarse. IS
aafInga o~v fed prime. 30
rifn.rN best handy steers $40 n
light hufcfser steers s. SO y e.
bset hutrhrrtrE steers and 1ritere
rsixeo. t.n8-5. western helf-rs 3 IS
II best heavy fat cows s. III ~ 3.
butcher cows f---ug So rfifta..s
canneys ff.BNf 49, fancy
fufI4 8 -rns $50 butcher uuIs. 9 IS
f-r- common bulls s1101e good
sfartrra. ffz50sT1 lghf COMMON
4Inrfers. ia ~ feeders. g. on7 -.
r.. lkars and springer. f-1Nff1
Hogs Nerelrfa ~ cars strong
f1-H g.ga ard lghts. fio-fH fn7
sheep B-.efpfs Sd Cars strong
f1n lambs. flss1nff 1896 besrlnza
tt1M wrfhrra fIf nff fHrr.
So
Cnfrrt f-nIE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
100000 To Catholic
Church Approved
By Court
WIFE AND MOTHER
GET REMAINDER
Trustees Given $50, 900
For Settling Late
Packers Affairs

The estate OF Michael Csplis. nal.
Nonaire meat packer Who wished
20 have his fortune used FOR the ere
alton % a new Roman Catholic par
.sh % BE- named S. Michaeis in bic
memory will be divided among M
church. his widow and his mother
To thc church 100000 already has
been Paid. while $4,000 Will De
gwen 10 The widow and $4,000 %
ne mother when the rest OF the
property is divided
Iudge Hosmer before whom the
settlement az the estate VAS hroush'
for affirmation Saturday morning
upheld he naming 81 Thomas J
Sullivan. William Ragen and Pa.
rick Fitzpatrick IS trustees ~ the
s5000 600 thar has been paid 20
bishop Foley FOR the church, and
allowed them $4,000 FOR their ser
yices n adjusting the tangled az
fairs OF the dead packer
Caphs left no will tie wrote A
letter leaving his fortune OUTRIGHT
10 the three men who have acted
a. trustees. and directing them 70
found The parish
sgii 10 have The mother. Mrs.
Margaret Csplis. - years old ad-
edged incompetent IS pendins In
THE circuit court Two sisters %
Caplis. Agnes Caplis and Mrs Mary
apis Lamb brought this petition
Ia probate court. in order that 'hey
might become her heirs at-lav
Judge Hg.bert threw this case oIt
~ urohasa court
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

no WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Take notice. that 1u Tuesday the
a0fh dng % January. A D.. 1917. az
O'Clock b m.. a. 40 ilY Michigan
avenue. loo the CITY ~ Detroit. County
~ WAYNE and state ~ Michigan. all
arflrir. 1f thugs from >NHnihcf 1tiS
10 1899. Inclusive loft In pawn with
tile Avenue Loan Office. AZ No %
Michigan avenue. Detroit WAYNE
county NwhIrau, which said loans
tuIfnf -ueInherg ~ Company. ~ Tie
said rt- 20 Detroit did resrnfiv
f.lrehaaF said sveuur Loan office
lawns rnn gone nut ~ business,
aIaIf nf cola go public auction hy
tarls. WrsH tucfipuser. 81 The Fi'v
81 rsfrrlf Michigan. in accordance
VIII Chapter 40. section ~ tho
trfg com piled ord nenCes of The CIV
o. UefrHff
Dated DETROIT Mirt Ian o. 1917.
Julius -TEI%PENG a 90.
~ Julius sTEfSBEHo.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Livestock
MICHIGAN CENTRAL sTocKr.RDs

DETROIT Jan 10 Caftle
Strong Best rsavy steers 3. -
a. best handy Ent butcher
steers s75r1s-b r1ref steers ard
heife-s iss0Qs HANDY Eight butch
er. tsh- light butchers s 80 p - 50.
best cows 559n7 butcher cows.
s. ng. common cows. - So a. SO.
tanrArF f1-54f bat heavy bulls.
ff5a4- bologna bulls 8 ioG $50
stock hllis s6ns feeders 81 50r
sfrr krrr Sc 5Ms-t mixers and
frrinxsra ts0ds1 Veal calves Mar
ret steady best grades 81 = 35H
reatffa ffns sheep ard lan b.
Warbsf steady best larons
1875 fair la~lbH. So annt7 Uxht-ao
common lambs 81 ffl ft fair 20
1850 Hogs Market prospects.
81 ). fcre rtr higher tnrker7 srd
heaV as fihrgu 30 gigs q 81
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Qrotatiors rs Paine. weh6sr 4 Ce-
- ~ ---ar i-Eh Log L--sn
TOLEDO GRAIN

TOLEDO jan 1D-riose wr~at.
rash sie2i4 Nav s. ga. fuiy 'ifT'a
Corn cash sfD3la MAY s. 02hs Jriy.
siG1t. Oats cash 5ai. May ,lis
seed. cash ard Jan SO s5 February
80 So March $3.50. April Sffe
Octohser sa5f Aisfke prime 81 %.
March sif4a Timothy cash g. - -
March sz5. Butter brick cream
cry 4ll@c fnb creamery. 80 Eggs.
fresh candle $50. fancy selects. s1e.
fancy storage sac cardird Ftpras@
srr Hay unchanged
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

Tr. following arms arr privileged

TIE following firms ar privileged
70 exec Ite orders on the Exchange.
" r Moss 4 CO. - riyie & Povah,
A. Co " " Noble Z Co. n l. Sey-
rnour & CO. " q Mclaughlin Mer-
rill Lynch Co. W A Ham,! 4
Co. WIN A. Ncer 4 Co. sinclair &
couls. Emmett Z. SpraEue Wn. r.
Rose 4 Co. r X. PeIton 4 Co joel
Stockard 4 Co. Bennett. Smith A
Co. Lewis C. Gorton. ~ l. Reilly
4 Co. Matthew Finn. A ". Wailacs
A. CO.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

CHICAGO Louis ScnocnherE, "a.
celebrated hy PLAYING - games ~
pool smoking birthday cigars drink
ms eating walking and going 10
movie
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

ETGfN. m Tan ef0-Ruttsr sales
= e = y &c. mostly - y Decrease Hi
two cents from iasr week
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Apples Sssout5v FER oeL tor

Apples soptsv FER oeL tor
r.a-"P - = GOOD sa'opios stock
Cabbage s0l7 per 100 ihs
ro-S =, am-s,,e sei.- -gi1,.
as-n- daisies s'e
Crsabcrr4cs Late Kow-s 1850
80 orr - $50 b. ,s,st
~. isf11e per a.
fr~~h NskefHhl~s Green PERI
Soc basket rettshes s.. +. 90 =.
parsley. reg -
bit nasc = $3.50 AF 49, $50
~
~ - ,orne-
to e-eAsse' sFai'.
-.
Gran, Frstt-t7 saHs.75 Per crate
g ontta is4lTc. CT
- sfr- Ia
-s.-.t sht~~e~- a-e payfng
ths fSii5w-~E prices fcr baled hay "a
car lots S letro'; No. ! limo
az 81 IN ttaudari timothy.
y iutet-E No ] miNe1'
8 So ~lAe1 81 81
Clover re TsS,s 80
pe r
rnons ,So
SUI. we'r 90 9.lc. Almon1i.
isaa8, ue.ans iaaIt. pr 10.
OranEe- Navels 81 e5s 3.Ts, Flor
faa.
cations g. per lo9-lo sa
rofnioe. xsn car lots n
bags $50 fn hu new BERN ~.
So ~ hf b" r-r nu -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
FINANCIAL, AND MARKET NEWS Local

ton 90 her cannon and In addition
carried three submarines about six
lueters asa feet long. capable ~
bong operated over small radius
and equipped with torpedocs. dyns.
mite and ammunition.
Il would estimate the raider 3
speed a. % knots and she AWAY 5
travelled az tor speed during the
day time A nisht she slowed down
but her engine room crew was al
ways held in readiness 20 jam On
her hill speed
Additional description from The
captain OF the Radnorshirc today
gave these now details OF his OK
perience. further indicating the
raider had converted one OF her
prizes into another commerce dc
stroyer
Another ship was constantly
with the raider The captain OF M
vessel which captured us-whioh
WAS the raider herself was most
considerable.
y am delighted that You did not
resist us. he told me. otherwise
would have bean compelled 20 shoe
Won and your ship 10 pieces. Int
mediately after our capture this
commander told me he expected tie
captured Hudson Maru within few
DAYS and would put prisoners aboard
her Questioning me- about th'
hereabouts 81 the steam shin Ara
guaya. NJ German oficer said
Don't be afraid I'm only destroy
ms ships 7 am not killing women
and children
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

BERLIN. via Sayville Wireless,
Jan Capture OF the Rumanian
town OF Nanest on the River Sere'r
yesterday by storm in handto-hand
lighting. was announced IN today
Official statement The capture Wa
made. II was stated despite heavy
snow storm and poor hight which
impeded activity Of the German ar.
uliery
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Motor Stocks

Furnished hy WIN a Near 4 CO..
7ts-z5o Psnobscot building Detroit.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20

PARIS Jan 90 violent artil-
lcry action in me region OF Plesses
De Roye Was The only activity re-
ported from the west front today IN
the Official statement Elsewhere on
the front 10 Vas quiet
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-01-20
Boston Copper Stocks

Quotations BY nornbiower q Weeks.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-03-16

had a newspaper, but the Times
took occasion to say the ADVO-
CATE was a thumb paper
Well, it may be n thumb
paper" but it is all HOMEMADE,
with no ready print, old stale,
and no boiler plate that is made
IN some remote city. Yet every
week the citizens OF Knox county
wend their way to the postoffice,
where they eagerly snatch this
thumb paper and scan its col
umnS for the real home news.
1t goes to every postoffice in the
county-it does not stop in Knox
county. it goes to every State in
the Union. 1t does not want to,
nor will it jump on the papers
with a smaller circulation. We
do not want to make war with
our contemporaries. They, as
well as we, have to scratch like
the very mischief to keep going.
We do not blame any man for
boosting his business, he ought
to, for they, like we, need all
they can get and as much more.
Why de Lord bless your soul,
honey we did not call your
name or say anything about you.
Let's kiss and make up, and
hencefOrth don't call an all-home
print paper a thumb paper. !"
Some Of the fellows that happen
to get hold of your voluminous
paper and finds that it is mostly
patent print or boiler plate"
and compare the two for real
home news. This might hurt
your paper, and we would dis.
like very much TO see it.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-03-16
Bankruptcy Notice.
E. MCkEEHAN.

NOTICE-First Meeting of Cred
itors in the District Court of
the United States for the East
ern District of Kentucky.
In the matter of A. j. Asher,
Jr., a Bankrupt, In Bankruptcy
No. 379.
To the creditors of A. J. Asher,
Jr., Of Wasioto, in Bell county,
and district aforesaid, a bank
rupt:
Notice is hereby given that on
the 10th day of March, 1917, the
said A. j. Asher, Jr., was duly
adjudged bankrupt; and that the
first meeting of creditors will be
held at Barbourville, KY, on the
Dist day of March, 1917, at 10
O'Clock in the forenoon of said
day, at which time the said
creditors may attend, prove
their claims, appoint a trustee,
examine the bankrupt, and
transact such other business as
may properly come before said
meeting,
This 18th day Of March, 1917.
w. w. 1INSLEY,
l20-lt) Referee in Bankruptcy.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-03-16
GYins ard Groans.

The surgeon cuts everything
but his prices.
The court house clock seems
to he pushed for time.
Rosy futures never blossom on
a purple pest.
The gas meter is not fancy
instrument, but it fills the
Bills"
There is no rest for the wicked,
nor anyone these days.
Speaking of infantile dis
orders, why bless you all, the
babies in America are up in arms.
MeXico's misfortunes are not
our fault, but MeXico's faults
are our misfortunes.
1t is our opinion that Califor-
MIA voters committed the overt
act" How about it, Hiram?
We have one consolation. If
food stuff goes up much higher,
the United States minis will not
have to make anything less than
So gold pieces.
The time never was when
stamped envelopes went up
higher until we got under a full
fiedged free trade administra-
ton. Ye Gods, isn't it fierce?
Rub 'em down.
Oh, where is the Island of zap,
That once made a spot on the
.. map?
We hope the GazinkS
Haven't got the war jinks,
And been blown up in a scrap.
Did you ever hear of man
being broke? Well, how is this
one? A man in Cincinnati sent
his wife in Barbourville a tele.
gram, as follows: Cook up
everything on the place today.
| am walking home to hook the
cooking stove. CoAect,''
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-03-16
Rank FcoIishness

You occasionally see it stated
that colds do not result from
cold weather. That is rank fool
ishness. We're it true colds
would be rs prevalent in midsum-
mer as in midwinter. The mi
crobe that causes colds fourishes
in damp, cold weather. To get
rid of a cold take Chamber
Janis Cough Remedy. 1t is eff
fectual and is highly recommend
ed by people who have used it
for many years as occasion re-
CURED, and know its real value.
Obtainable everywhere.
Mountain advocate. (Barbourville, Ky.) 1904-1935, 1917-03-16
When to Take Chamber
lain'S Tablets

When you feel dull and stupid
after eating.
When constipated or bilious.
When you have a sick headache.
When you have sour stomach.
When you belch after eating.
When you have Indigestion.
When nervous or respondent.
When you have no relish for
your meals.
When your liver is torpid.
Obtainable everywhere.