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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01

|f9il VIII sclf AT pullllc auction, one
nlile-south' and one half mile wcst
lot Modalc. on
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1e, 1917
Sale to start al p. m. Free
l1.unch at Noon
f. 3 Head of Horses One team OF
sorrrl mares. coming 6 wears old.
W.T. 1900: one black geldine. ,
wears old
One milk COW. one yearline
ihrifcr.
r. IA Head OF Hogs.
Eight Dozen Chickens
H-larm Marhinery--'lwo farm
lswagons,i low iron wheel Wagon,
bal,,lg2ies. light wagon. . com
filmed riding listers, riding cul-
1tivaiors, disk cultivator4. ! Me-
-nIornnicli mower, hay rake. .
Icorn planters. 2-Scction. har-
irowsiIl i-ruW go-devil. disk |
i|fisA nsejnc. boat and oars.
Isiack hay, 40 bushels Rcd River
Early Ohio potatoes. some mount
red birds. 4 Winchester pumr
|gun4I Winchester % rifle, 'anc
other articles too numerous Il
Imen1ion.
4 Is l'rrms---All sums under $40
Ecash;is 0 or over. one years Iim'
with tbanllable note at 8 per cen
4 interest.
! L. 3. RITTER, prop.
4 'Eupper & Son. Auctionrcrs.
r.. S. ,Sa SEAMAN. Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
The Amos Giaa Club.

Program To be given al the
High School auditorium, satur-
day evening, klseb 3. Program
begins al Ss:l5.
q Glee Club
Laughing song 49,. ........----,- Abt
43 C1lce Club
Reading Il 4.,.,,..-. Selected
Mr. Jesse .SiclSler
Songs for8 CNmrlcl,.,..- Selected
3Messr .RRehmann, Boell. New
comb and Fletcher
Andante Gantabile Tschaikowsky
arranged for string Quintet
and Piano
Mcssrs. = Dean, ssiclllel. Harris,
Ptak, Larsen and MaIin.
"a Who is SYLVIA Schubert
| b Hark, Haril. the Lark.
Cleo Club
a. pluck 'rluS Little Flower
~ .....,-......-. Ronald
| Do Love Is a Bubble Allitscn
& When = Am Dead, My
Dearest ,. Borowslli
Mr.. Bailey
tRaading 81 .l......-.-..- Selected
: MI. sicklcr
Thtlne and Variations ,-...-- Haydn
For String Quartet
Mcssrs. Dean, Seeker, Harris
and Ptak
ISongs for Ouartet-, Selected
Mcssls. lschmann, BoelI, New
4 comb and Fletcher
1.-The Lamp in The West Parker
GIce Club
al, SLATE College of Iowa.,
s...- College Song
b) Field Song ,--.----.-----...
THE GleeNCIub and String Guinle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
THURSDAY, FEB. 8, 1917

Sale starts al p. M, free lunch
at noon.
Horses and Mulcs--Onc span
of sgrays. horse I and mare s. VT.
1000; hay horse, age s., VT.
HOO: mule. age Q. WI. 1900.
3 Good Milch Cows--Onc cow
fresh. With calf by side: | COW to
be fresh Feb. 30: | hcifrr. be
fresh i'm April.
Farm Machinery and Other Ar
ticles--One water tank grand
stone. | hay fork and I05 feet of
rope. riding breaking ploM. |
i4-inch stirring pillow. riding
IcultiNalor, 1 walking cullivaior,
PROV riding goodwill. | disc har-
row, 4 lister. ! hay rake, ! disc,
! 2-section harrow. | mower. I
binder, SGT spring wagon. I
buggy. low wheel wagon. , sets
work harness, ? snts driving har-
ness, sci buggy harness. I doz-
len yellow hens. some household
goods.
Terms--All sums under $40
leash; $40 or over. one year 5 timt
with bankable note all 8 per cent
JAMES BARKER, PROP
Nv. Fl. Dutrow. ,Auctioncer
81. b. Barrett, Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Shock proves Fatal to Father.

Martin T.. Hoffman. a Keokuk BUSH sss]
ness man died from a stroke OF apo
pleAy, brought on by the departure o.
his son, Georec HOFFMAN, who is'5ab
member of company !. OF Keoklk,
which left for camp hodge ',a~-9.s.s,-,-ss
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Pretty Kitty.

When Hans Hansen, carrier on
r. f. ID. 4, was going along his
route yesterday, a4large black and
white cat got in the middle Of the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Montou, Mar Alta. Victim. il

Tinctlly p. l5asliill town inarshalASss
Of Mcn-our. vas. Killed Instantly whep79reb
his automobile, aas struck by a NORTH, .
western PASSENGER tain at the Mon 49,
tour grade CROSSING. Haskitl's bodyli@+8
Nas thrown Isl, feat. The automobile
is a total wreck.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Government wants sslorses and sM l4lss,.

The government is in the Kansas
City market foY Ga,,3A4 horses and
mules for use on the Mexican bofsa1.st IN
Orders to advertise, for that number V;
were received from Washington BY
,,aptain C. L. Hawkins, qtlartermaster
of the United States army.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
PUBLIC SALE.

will sell at public auction ON
what is known as the Geo. West
farm, 4 " miles southwest Of
Missouri Valley and i'sbls miIes
west of Lovcland, the following
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Gard of Thanks.

We wish 10 thank our friends
and nciellbors for their5 help and
fndnessl shown during the sick
ness and death of our beloved
father, and the Royal Neighhors
Ion, thc flowers they senlsss Ass
Diedrch Schroeder. lsns;
Mrs. MARY llanscn.l
~ Mrs. Elisabeth Brandt
Mrs. Emma Lee. 4544.e
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
r. c. Program.

d Rs CT will give a Lin,
IN Jam at Walkers hall
hing of Friday, FEBRUARY
ginning at 8 o'clock. The
IS cordially invited.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
Kansas GUARDS Mustered I'M

Kansas national guarasmen wefs
worn in to federai service at Fort RI
icy and it was announced they could
he ready to leave for the border With
In six hours, il army officers waived
tie pllysica. sxaminatiop tests 1.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
nlg1sDlKYs

DN&SDAY q.
Is. w r.. Macer Of Council
IS IS here for a visit with her
Er, John Colenso.
S. So fackburn returned
last evening from the hos
i'm Omaha. shc is now get
AlonE nicely. !!
Bufkey Of Peoria, Ill, is
for q fewsday S on land bust
b. Smith has returned to
puri Valley from Rock Island
Ihere he has been working
Nst several months. Hesex-
to go on the road with the
Uncle Toms Cabin Co., the
II VI April.
NIB christensen. formerly a
INIT Of this GitYatwenlty, years
here for a brief visit with
.ends. He is ON his way to
II 9me in Alberta, Canada, aft
Months visit in Nebraska.
and Mrs. j. \. Sales will
Mate their golden wedding
M, 1877 at the home of theil
}Eter, MRS. G. G. aWeatherly.
pence Burke. who has beer
III the past few days, re-
R about the same today.
!, Kate Kelly of Denison was
kbetween trains Yesterday
lSuest Of Miss linda Morgan.
- Jas ON shersWay tos5Roekhams
/ n Christman has returned
|. IBeebeeloWn, where he has
Working the past few weeks
| |mtracfer Axtell Of Hare curt.
ng with the brick work ON
\ Nv selfool bull ing now be-
I 'ected hey completed
1, bart 50 the work yesterday
MaN.ha si1ligi o. Omaha
the day: In ssorlri Valley
y lends
Y I'd McGavrcff transacted
Iss today in Omaha.
, = Mary Christensen re-
III to her home in pisgaE
SSa short visit here with the
'H Tollefsen family
and and Ms " 81 N Q g * y
SOfnaha passengers this
sffg
Sand Mrs. S. g. Marshall ant
yNere in Omahaatoda or
} e1ss and pleas,ire. 1
A. G. Burbank was the
today of her, sister, Mrs
I lchlurr, in Council Bluffs.
Joy Dewell is spending {
of days in Council Bluffs
MISS Gertrude Wheeler.
j announcement party will be
II EliS evening by Mrs. Arthur
Eand Miss Edith Coulthart
VI Pr of MissssEcrn Owens.
! nv Doty made a business
IN Omaha this morning.
II. O.aFredricll and Mrs.
Frederick returned to thei1
R In Omaha this morning
NnjQying a brief visit witt
vi Mrs. Steve Glenn.
Nelson left this morning
|. Usxville. aHis son Charles
5 Been there. the past few
will return With him.
#Sandcen, Miss Irene
gen and Mr.. and Mrs
Holcomb We're passengers
Rha this afternoon and will
\ show at the Orpheum This
Peterson, L. d. stebbins
e. Jones leave in the
yA for a several days bus
Kip to sOklahoma.
End Mrs. M. O'Connor will
k}is evening for Chicago
tfheyiwill spend the week
Nh friends and incidentally
Nhe auto show.
! BBen Martin came dowr
Magnolia this afternoon fol
W visit with friends.
FIN. T.. Bisbee left this aft.
for an extended visit ii
Horton, who has beer
Az an extended visit hero
HEX with his sister. Mrs. D
ards, departed this after
for Denver. It
T. Chambers, horseshoer a
saschl6& Peterson black
bishop, received two broker
llerday when he was kicket
AEulel1hat he was shoeing
II. Konigmacher reduced
sture.R t
jMoai.s sale was largely at.
fdespite the stormy wca.
" was one of The old-tim,
days you + used to real
m ne Thermometer stood a
w yths wind from the nortl
TX aound he corners at ;
ltz<ss n y sss: .-s,. sFsa
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Astonishss Missouri Valley

] The QUICK .aaG tlloeIII Of bucktlIorn
bark, glycerilnaee, s etcssas mixed in
7 the appendicitis pres
iventative, astQnishes Missouri
jNalley people. ONE SPOONFUL
lof this remedy relieves sour
lstomach, gas and constipation
LAT ONCE. ,=sDoty & Peterson,
Druggists.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01


leg gets BROKEN or something else
nntoward isRasas;atezstsssfpoaitgb be
a prude..s If it becomes necessary
to wrileFs legs, writ it.--Shelby
County Republican. kSfas
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
{ Card Of Thanks.

Card Of Thanks. 4,
! ike this ietliodSof thank
/ |neighbQrs and friends, for,
J Empathya and substantial
the death of our beloved
}arion. gis iii fsa ag4 RS
Mrs. Emarica Thompson 8
and Children. @a
=. i. u . 81: 81 Is
b he has left ls,.,tss -, !. &
more can he return; ss'
Ill sleep a peaceful lslumber
)e resurrection morn. ~, :.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
sioux CITY s,;,itor piess In Florida.

Mahlon Cola. aseds seysntyElnll n 1e'ssss
editor ard proprietor OF the -sio1l FsSssl
titv Iournal from November Ii, Al Sy' is s.N
to May. 1859. .and5 ono of the early3Nto Ss
ne rs OF nortt u stern Iowa. died att h4asssIs*i
home in Orlando, Fla N5 81
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TWO Sisters Die eff same Disease.

Annie Y. Winner. aged sXtyithree<s
and Theort J. Winner, siStyshte.s hieQ d "a
at iowa City within an hoius andssass !,
half of each other Of the sanaeesdiSJ !.
ease after living tege..her. al 1.-THE irass..sa
lives ssrs...--au< s.s., ::s-s.-4r.
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Administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons intcrested:
That on the 18Th day of Janu-
airy, \. ID. 1917, the ersinsaz-
was appointed by the District
Court OF Harrison County, Iowa.
Administrator OF the estate Off
Elizabeth Harvey, deceased, late 4.
of said County. All persons in =
dcbted 10 said estate will lnakess:e
payment to the undersigned and
those having claims against the a
same viii present them, legally 81
authenticated to said Court for
allowance.
Dated January 18Th, 1917.
r.. S. iSASSAMAN.
|J25-E,l-S Administrator.
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Program, atsPresbyterian Church.

II he following program Will .lic
given al the PRESBYTERIAN church
Sunday evening, February 9Th,
under the auspices of he No
mons Missionary society: B
Music.
Prayer.
Music, Male Quarlette.
Missionary sketch. Tired of.
ETissoils. 70.
a9. CHARACTERS.
american Girls I'ricda Briggs,
Hazel llcarn, Marie Withrow.
Hazel. silsby. Ruth DiclSman.
frheir Tcacher--Eya .McDermott.
IForcig.n Girls--Gracc Bells, Jap
anese; Cora Burke. Chinese;
Hazel Mccall, Chinese; Mar
euti.ite briggs Hindu Ruth
I Barrett. Laos. wsa,tg
1Itorcign Missionaries Alicia, F.yv
crctl, Anita Briggs Elizabeth
OgsIen. Fac Becker, Dorothy
4 9,s'ilsby. Mae llosbraok, an
/ Siamese National Hymn, Mrs
spafard. 4
Solo, Mrs. Harvey. IA 4
Music, Ladies Trio, Mrs. n. C,
Hills. Mrs. X. X. HUNT singer; Mrs.
w. b. SpaIard.
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Notice so Let Koss;d af. vv OH .s..s.sss.:

The township elerllvQf alhQAn,
township, Harrison county, VIII
receive bids to and including Feb.
$, 1915 sforattless 9tcwps hip sIeatz q
Work, Hsticcessf1ll Bidder To FEE so
ceive pay for actual time of work
and he shall do such work at
such time as designated by the
township trustees. ea Oh
g.. W. KoRRfs,. ~a1 .NClcrk.
Jls-25-F1 Logan Ia.
4zsosa4=eagF.8
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PUBLIC SALE.

|f01 will self al public auction. one
nlile-south and one-half mile west
Iof Modalc. on
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01

# you lost TRY The Times,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1917-02-01
4. 3. RITTER, prop.

'rupper & Son. Auctioncers
r.. S. Sassaman. Clerk.
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Program To be given al the
High School auditorium, Satur-
day evening. Alseb. 3. Prosram
begins al - l5.;
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10

which had been suggested to him by one of Fiechier's sermGfs. but gener- ally he had the nervous, tired look of a heart-wounded man.
 When Captain Shaw was coming home-if. as l say, il was Shaw-rath- CT to the surprise of everybody they made one of the Windward islands, and lay of and on for nearly a week. The boys said the officers were sick of salt junk, and meant to have tur- tie soup before they c6ne home. But after several days the Warren came to the same rendezvous, they exchanged signals; she sent to Phillips and these homeward-bOund men letters and pa- pers. and told them she was outward bound, perhaps 10 the Mediterranean, and took poor Nolan and his traps on the boat back to try his second cruise. He looked very blank when he was told to get ready to join her. He had known enough of the signs of the sky to know that till that moment he was going nome" But this was a dis tinct evidence of something he had not thought of, perhaps. that there was no going home for him. even to a prison. And this was the first of some twenty such transfers, which brought him sooner or later into half our best yes sells. but which kept him all his life at least some hundred miles from the country he had hoped he might never hear of again
 It may have been on that second cruise-it was once when he was up the Mediterranean-that Mrs. Graf. the celebrated Southern beauty of those days. danced with him. They had been lying long time in the Bay of Naples, and the ofhcers were very intimate in the English fleet, and there had been great festivities. and our men thought they must give . great bah on board the ship. How they ever did it on board the Warren I am surs ! do not know. Perhaps 1t vas
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10

said: "Yes. sir, its an actual fact. I have gained twenty-five pounds on Tanlac."
 "When began taking the medicine" continued Captain Riggs, "I was sim ply a nervous and physical wreck and had dropped down in weight from one hundred and forty to one hundred and ten pounds.
 'I have just finished my second bottle of Tanlac. have gained twenty five pounds and feel like a new man."
 old-Time Engineer Talks.
 Engineer Chas. J. Weeks, who runs the Seaboard Air Line fast train Fox" between Jacksonville and Tam pa, bears the distinction of being the second oldest engineer in point of serv- ice with this road, having been with the company for thirty-three years.
 I've gained twenty pounds on seven bottles of Tanlac and feel as well and happy as did when 6 boy" said Mir. Weeks.
 For twenty years I suffered with nervous indigestion of the worst sort" :" he continued, "and at times during the past fifteen years I didn't think would last much longer. To tell you the truth, I finally reached the point where I didn't much care whether l lived or died" There Is a Tanlsc dealer in your town.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
06 Man Without Q A COuhy @ @ Eduard Everett Hale

but all these fellows did then, and poor Nolan himself went on. still un- consciously or mechanically
 This h my own, my native iand'
 Then they all saw something was to pay but he expected to get through. l suppose. turned . little pale. but plunged on
 Whose heart hath ne'er within him
 burned.
 As home his footsteps he hath turned From wandering on q foreign strand?- If such there breathe. go. mark him well
 By this time the men were all be- side themselves, wishing there was any way to make him turn over two pages i; but he had not quite presence of mind for that; he gagged A little, colored crimson, and staggered on:
 For him no minstrel raptures swell: High though his titles. proud his name. Boundless his wealth as wish can claim, Despite these titles. power and pelf. The wretch. concentered all in seif.- and here the poor fellow choked, could not SO Of, bul uY. uuk book into the sea, vanished into his stateroom. "and by love-" said Phil lips, i've did not see him for two months again. And had to make up some beggarly story to that English surgeon why l did not return his Wal ter Scott to him"
 That story shows about the time when Nolan's braggadocio must have broken down. At first, they said, he took a very high tone, considered his Imprisonment a mere farce. affected 10 enjoy the voyage, and all that; but Phillips said that after he came out of his stateroom he never was the same man again. He never read aloud again. unless 1t was the Bible or Shakespeare, or something else he was sure of. But it was not that merely. He never en- tered in with the other young men ex- actly as a companion again. He was always shy afterward, when I knew him, very seldom spoke, unless he was spoken to, except to a very few friends. He lighted up occasionally, remember late in his life hearing him fairly eloquent on something
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
MANY PEOPLE REPORT
 BIG GAINS IN WEIGHT
MRS. CHAS PEDEN GAINS q POUNDS
WAS TWICE EXAMINED AND TOLD OPERATION WOULD
 DE HER ONLY HOPE.

ssI HAVE just finished my third bot.
 | tie of Tanlac and have gained twenty-seven pounds" was the truly remarkable statement made by Mrs. Charles Peden. residing at 55 Mill street. Huntsville, Ala.
 "when commenced taking the medicine" she continued, Il only weighed nipety-eight (9S) pounds; now l weigh 125 pounds. and never felt better in my life. For years have suffered with a bad form of stomach trouble, constipation and pains in my side and back. At times the pains took the form of torture. and I was twice examined and each time I was told that I had appendicitis and that an operation would be my only hope.
 "T had made all preparations for the operation and called in my sister to tell her good-by, as I did not know whether l would live to see her again or not. My sister begged and pleaded with me not to allow them to cut on me and told me to wait and try a good tonic for awhile. The next day, as l returned from the consultation room. ! thought of what she said, and as l had heard so much about Tanlac, l decided to try it and got bottle"
 "I never returned for the operation. but just kept taking the Tanlac. Right from the start I began to feel better. The medicine seemed to take hold right at once.
 "I was so happy over the wonder full improvement in my condition that sent for my neighbOrs to tell them how much better felt. I sent and got another bottle of Tanlac. and have just finished taking my third bottle and feel as if have been made all over again into q new woman.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
THOUSANDS OF THIN. TRAIL PEOPLE ARE RESTORED TO HEALTH eY TAKING
 TkklAc.
FIGURES ARE ASTONISHING
People ef Prominence and unques- toned Integrity Tell What ceie- brated Medicine Has Done
 for Them.

NNE of the most noteworthy flea. V lures in connection with Tanlac and the one that stands out more prom inently than any other, perhaps, is the very large number of well-known men and women from all parts of the South who have recently reported astonishing and rapid increases in weight as re- suit of its use.
 When so many well-known people of unQuestioned integrity make state ment after statement, each corroborat- ing the other, the truth of such state ments can no longer be doubted.
 Thousands have testified that this famous medicine has completely re- stored them to health and strength. after every other medicine and the most skilled medical treatment have failed. @
 One of the most remarkable cases on record is that of Mrs. Viola Ives, of Sl5 Cross street, Little Rock. Ark, whose statement appears below.
 "In May of 1913" said Mrs. Ives, "l suffered a complete breakdown of my nerves and my entire system gave way. About six weeks afterwards was carried to the hospital. became perfectly helpless-couldn't move sny part of my body and just lay there in bed for five months, not knowing any thing or anybody. l was brought home ,n October, 1913. and tried all kinds of medicine and everything I was told about.
 T read about so many people get. ting relief by taking Tsnlac and my husband got me a bottle. After talk. ing three bottles I began to feel bet ter. l have taken several bottles of Tanlac now and can walk anywhere and sleep like child. When I took my first dose of Tanlac I weighed only one hundred and twenty-two pounds. I now weigh one hundred and sixty two-an actual gain of forty pounds since I started on Taniac."
 Texas Man Testihea
 Another remarkable case WAS that of John NJ Crabtree, a general mer. chant at Five Mile Station A, Dallas, Tex.
 "I have actually gained thirty-four pounds on three bottles of Tanlac and I now know what It is to enjoy good health after suffering for twenty years" said Mir. Crabtree.
 "I suffered with catarrh of the stom. ach and indigestion for twenty years and for eighteen monti.s, before l start ed taking Tanlac. had to live almost entirely on cereals. I spent nearly all of one whole year Tn bed and was un able to do anything at all and fell off in weight to HIS pounds.
 "After using my third bottle of Tan lac found I had increased in weight from 11s pounds to 152 pounds, mak ing an actual gain of thirty-foul pounds-all my troubles were gone and I was feeling like another man
 Captain Jeff D. Riggs. popular Y. N. V. engineer. running between vicks burg and New Orleans and residing a' 2O2O Pearl Street, vicksburg. in speak ing of his experience with Tanlac
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
Special.

Tramp-Haye you piece of cake, lady, to give a poor man who hasn't had bite for two days?
 Lady-Cake; Isn't bread good enough for you?
 Tramp-Ordinarily. yes. ma'am; but this is my birthday.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
Polntina Out Her Duty.

Mrs. knagg-It's perfectly true, Mans work runs from sun 10 sun, while woman's work is never done."
 Mir. Knagg-Tve noticed that myself. Why don't you get busy some time and do it?
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
Mean Brute.

"All women are fond of animals" remarked Mrs. Gabb.
 Maybe that's why they try 10 make monkeys of their husbands" growled Mir. Gabb.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
FlanERs ARE WORKING HARDER

And using their feet more than ever before. For all these workers the frequent use of Ailen's foot-Ease, the antisep;ie powder to be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled In the foot bath, increases their efficiency and in- sares peeled physical comfort. It takes the Friction from the Shoe, fresbeos the feet, and prevents tired, aching and blistered feet. Women everywhere are constant usc-s of Aliens Foot-Ease. Don't get foot sore, get Aliens Foot-Ease. Sold by dealers every where, 26c.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10

If you wish beautiful. clear white clothes, use Red Cros Bag Blue. At all good grocers- Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
The FIavOrLaSfS
Something Unusual.

Well, was there anything unusual at the dinner last night7" asked the talkative wife.
 "Yes, dear. I spoke" replied the mere man.
 "Oh, you did, did you"
 ''Yes, dear. You know I don't get chance to speak often"
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
Malaria on Decline.

Malaria Is much less widely pre- valent in the United States now than formerly.
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10

Divorce has mighty little chance in the home where common sense reigns
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10
Not Serioua

You seemed to be pretty sick yes ;crday.'
 ssY.e1
Tombstone epitaph., 1917-06-10

A pneumatic hammer for tamplne paving stones hos ben invented