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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Wisconsin Senate Expels
DiSIoyaI Socialist Member

Madison, Wis, April Ex-senator
Frank Raguse, Milwaukee socialist,
was tonight expelled from member
ship of the Wisconsin senate for con-
tempt, disorderlY behavior and con-
duct unbero ming a senator of Wis
consin in making a disloyal statement
in the senate Tuesday.
The senate first adopted a resolu-
ton demanding that Raguse be
brought to the bar of the senate and
ign retraction. This resolution car
lied. Raguse refused to sign. Then
followed thu expulsion. Raguse dared
my dblebodled senator to enlist with
aim in the United States army.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Nebraska
BROKEN RAIL SENDS
TRAIN OFF TRACK
Baggage Car and Two Pas.
senger Cars Leave Rails,
Six Persons Being Hurt.
ACCIDENT NEAR CRETE

Crete, Neb., April 2.-(Special
Telegram. while the mixed train
on the Crete-Auburn branch of the
Missouri Pacific was crossing a
trestle about two miles southeast Of
Crete at $50 this afternoon, the bag
gage car and two passenger cars left
the rails, rolling down the embank-
ment. The baggage car turned over
twice and Louis Horn, mail clerk,
and J. S. Spaldihg, baggage man, both
OF Auburn, were cut about the head.
The passenger cars turned over,
hut once and no one of the thirteen
passengers were badly injured. The
most seriously injured we're:
Warren Davis, brakeman, Auburn.
Ralph Ryan, Lincoln, strained back.
L. Z. Bride, Lincoln, back hurt.
f. X. Curray, Lincoln, cut above
the eye.
A broken rail is supposed to have
caused the wreck.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Congregationa|ists Of
Iowa to Meet at Red Oak

Red Oak, Ia, April 27-(Special.)
Through the efforts OF Rev. R. J
Montgomery, pastor Of the Congre-
gationa1 church here, at the annual
Congregational conference.-of Iowa
held last year at Davenport, Red Oak
will entertain the conference next
month. The dates are May IS to II
and the plans for the week are
largely well near completed. 1t is
expected that 200 or more ministers
and delegates will be present at the
conference, among whom will be a
number OF leading men of the church
in Iowa and outside the state.
Persistent Advertising Is The Road
To Success.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Omaha Women Prepare
Biz Supply of Bandaqes

Four large boxes of surgical dress.
ings made by Omaha women's war
relief classes have been shipped to
the New York headquarters, where,
after being properly wrapped in
waterproof paper, they are to be sent
to Paris. Besides bandages, pillows,
bath mits and surgeons supplies,
there were $50 blankets which were
donated by NJ. E. Smith & Co.
1--WE saved the six prettiest ones to
send to our rooms in the American
Ambulance hospital" said Mrs. o. c.
Redick, who is in charge of the work.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Beating Way to Destitute
Family; Hurt Under Train

Sherman Wage, Al, was caught be.
tween two passenger coaches at the
Union depot Friday. afternoon and
sustained broken shoulder and pos.
sible internal injuries. He is in a
precarious condition at St. Joseph's
hospital. He told police surgeons
that he has wife and FIVE children,
destitute at Canton, ILL.,, to which city
he was returning, after having gone
to South Dakota to settle on land.
Wage himself was penniless and
will be cared for BY local authorities.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Hundred Trapped
In Burning Mine
Near Trinidad

Trinidad, Colo, April 27.-Fire in
the Victor American Fuel company's
mine No. ?, at Hastings, near here, is
believed to have trapped l20 coal
miners, members of the day shift.
Fire was first noticed coming out
Of the mouth OF the mine shortly
after $50 this morning. Helmet
crews which entered had made no re-
port this afternoon as to whether or
not they had reached the entombed
The cause of the fire is unknown.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Nebraska Elks Elect Their
Officers and End Convention

Lincoln, Neb., April T.-(Special
am.)-Nebraska Elks closed
their state convention here today with
the election of the following officers
S. w. Smith, Omaha, president;
George F. Corcoran, York, first vice
president; G. D, McGirr, Beatrice,
second vice president; w. w. Jen-
nings. Falls City, third vice president;
Frank F. Green. Lincoln, secretary;
G. r. Micodemus. Fremont, treasurer.
Grand Island was selected for the
lHl& r7ccting. The afternoon was
devoted to social pleasures, ending
with ball in the lodge room this
evening.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Strike Of Lincoln Carmen
Is Over, SAYS Company

Lincoln, April 27--President Sharp
of the Lincoln Traction company de-
clared today that as far as the COM
pany was concerned the street Car
strike was over. The officials assert
that regular service is being furnished
on all lines but one, and that night
service will be resumed within short
time
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Youth Killed Under Disc.

Ashland, Neb., April 27.-(Special.)
Chester Kellogg. ll-year-old son Of
Arthur Kellogg. six miles southeast
OF Ashland, was killed Wednesday
evening when a four-horse team the
lad was driving before a discing ma
chine raj, away
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28

Washington. April 27.-official notifica-
ton reached the State department today
that President Menocal OF Cuba had named
a commission to sail Saturday for the
United States to confer with the American
government officials regarding Cuba's par
ticipation In the war.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
Aged Woman Ends Life.

Wolbach, Neb., April 27.-(spe-
cial)-Mrs. w. H. Lyons, widow
living in Wolbach, committed suicide
by taking poison last night. Mrs.
Lyons was 70 wears Of age.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-28
John Outright, Jr., New
Assistant to Reed

Lincoln. April 27.-(Special. y
John Outright, jr., son Of J. W. Gut
right Of the Lincoln Star, has been
appointed by Attorney General Reed,
as assistant attorney general, an Of
fee provided under the new prohibi.
ton act to enforce the provisions Of
the prohibitory law.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
Simplest Of Clements.

Condensed milk applied to the edges
of pieces Of broken china will keep the
article as intact as the majority Of ce-
ments on the market today, says the
discoverer. He adds that he has mend
ed saucers that have withstood wash
ings in hot water, and has mended a
telescope lens Of fairly large size with
this unique cement.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
The pjsadyantaaes Of Wealth.

Somebody figures that to count ST, OOO,-
100000 would require 1902 years OF
steady work at the rate of eight hours
a day every working day. You can see
from this how embarrassed you would
be If you had S1,O00,OOO,0OO. You
wouldn't even have time to count it
Boston Globe.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
Model Fish Market.

There is q model fish market in Co
penhagen, built by the municipality.
With the exception of the large yarl-
eties, like cod and halibut, all the fish
are kept alive in tessellated tanks with
running water.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
A Sfatesman's Funeral.

When the famous Ii Hung Chang
was buried all his umbrellas, vest
ments, scrolls Of titles, etc, accom-
panied him to the grave, and prominent
among these was a white cock in
cage, which was to lead the departed
statesman's spirit to the heavenly des-
tination, London Tit-Bits says.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
How Creeks and Hebrews Met.

The Greeks and the Hebrews met
for the first time in the slave market.
The medium of communication seems
to have been the Tyyian slave mer-
chants About 500 B. G., Joel speaks
of the Tyrians as selling the children
Of Judah to the Grecians (Joel 3:6).
In Ezra q :13, the Greeks are men
toned as bartering their brazen vessels
for slaves.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06

Rifle factories may not be the bust
est places in the United States in these
war days, but it is safe guess that
few other places are buster. Uncle
Sam will need hundreds of thousands
and perhaps millions of guns for his
new armies. The pictures show three
scenes in one Of the biggest rifle fac
tories in America. No. l, finishing
bayonet; No. 2, rifles near completion
passing under Stars and Stripes and
portraits Of Washington Lincoln and
Wilson; No. 8 inspecting cartridges.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06
Coal Eields Of United States.

The United States has nm area OF
more than 100000 square miles of coal
fields, enough fuel to make ring
around the earth 511 feet thick and 5h
feet wide.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06

time, so your comrades with their own
helmets on must stand around and
No. 2 shows the men sleeping in peace
under the anti-mosquito canopies, and
No. 3 depicts the protection Of the
regimental mascot and his keeper.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06

attacks Of the pestiferous buzzers.
The army sanitarians are fighting the
insects, but much remains to be done
at the eastern camp in which these
pictures were taken, and elsewhere.
Picture No. / shows how you can't
wear mosquito net during washing
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1917-09-06

No, these men, members of the ma
tional guard, called into the federal
service, are not wearing gas masks.
The head coverings are anti-mosquito
masks Of netting, improvised by the
men to protect themselves from the
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-07-28

'Iie down forward! 7" shouted Dodd,
through his trumpet. "Bayliss, give
him q shot"
The carronade was fired with a
tremendous report, but no visible eff
feet. The pirate crept nearer, steer
ing in and out like a snake to avoid
the carronades, and firing those two
heavy guns alternately into the devot-
ed ship. He hulled the Agra now
nearly every shot.
The two available -carronades replied
noisily, and jumped as usual; they
sent one 32-pound shot clean through
the schooner's deck and side; but
that was literally all they did worth
speaking of.
Curse them~ cried Dodd; "load
them with grape! They are not to be
trusted with ball. And all my 49,
Founders dumb The coward won't
come alongside and give them
chance"
At the next discharge the pirate
Clipped the mizzen mast, and knocked
sailor into dead pieces on the fore
castle. Dodd put his helm down ere
the smoke cleared, and got three
carr0nades to bear, heavily laden with
grape. Several pirates fell, dead or
wounded. on the crowded deck, and
some holes appeared in the foresail;
this one interchange was quite in favor
of the ship.
But the lessons made the enemy
more cautious; he crept nearer, but
steered so adroitly, now right astern,
now on the quarter, that the ship
could seldom bring more than one car
ronade to bear, while he raked her
fore and aft with grape and ball.
In this alarming situation, Dodd
kept as many of the men below as
possible; but for all he could do four
were killed and seven wounded.
Fullalove's word came too true; 1t
was the swordfish and the whale. u
At last, when the ship was cloven
with shot, and peppered with grape,
the channel opened: In Eve minutes
more he could put her dead before the
wind.
No. The pirate. ON whose side luck
had been from the first, got half a
broadside to bear at long musket shot,
killed midshipman by Dodd's side,
cut away two Of the Agra's mizzen
shrouds, wounded the gan, and cut
the jib away: down fell that powerful
sail into the water and dragged across
the ships forefoot, stopping her way
to the open sea she painted for; the
mates groaned. the crew cheered
stoutly. as British tars do In any great
disaster; the pirates yelled with fero-
cious triumph, like the devils they !
looked.
But most human events, even calam-
ties, have two sides. The Agra being
brought almost to a standstill, the
pirate forged ahead against his will,
md the combat took new and ter
'ible form. The elephant gun popped,
md the rifle cracked, In the Agra's
nizzen top, and the man at the pirates
helm jumped into the air and fell
lead; both theorists claimed him.
Then the three carrOnades peppered
him holly, and he hurled an iron
'hower back with fatal effect. Then
It last the long 1s-pounders on the
,un deck got word In. The old Miller
vas not the man TO miss a vessel
Ilongside In a quiet sea- he sent two
ound shots clean through him, the
bird splintered his bulwark and swept
cross his deck. II
''His masts ere at his masts !"
cared Dodd TO Monk. through his
!. he then got the iib clear
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-07-28

and made what sail he could without
taking all the hands from the guns.
This kept the vessels nearly along
side a few minutes, and the fight
was hot as fire. The pirate now for
the first time hoisted his flag. 1t was
black as ink. His crew yelled as 1t
rose; the Britons, instead of quaillng,
cheered with fierce derision, the pi-
rates wild crew of yellow Maiays,
black chinless Papuans, and bronzed
Portuguese, served their side guns,
12-pounders, well and with ferocious
cries; the white Britons, drunk with
battle now, naked to the waist,
grimed with powder and spotted like
leopards with blood, their own and
their mates, replied with loud I'M
daunted cheers, and deadly hail of
grape from the quarterback; while
the master gunner and his mates,
loading with a rapidity the mixed
races opposed could not rival, hulled
the schooner well between wind and
water, and then fired chain shots at
her masts, as ordered, and began to
play the mischief with her shrouds
and rigging. Meantime, Fullalove and
Kenealy, aided by Vespian, who
loaded, were quietly butchering the
pirate crew two minute, and hoped
to settle the question they were fight
ing for; smooth bore versus rife, but
unluckily neither fired once without
l,iIIfnu AZ athara ,xoc nothIno YNraua,,
The pirate, bold as he was, got sick
of fair fighting first; he hoisted his
mainsair and drew rapidly ahead,
with slight bearing 10 the windward,
and dismounted a carronade and stove
in the ships quarter-boat, by way Of
a parting kick.
The men hurled cOntemptuous
cheer after him; they thought they
had beaten him OFF. But Dodd knew
better. He was but retiring a little
way to make a more deadly attack
than ever; he would soon wear and
cross the Agra's defenseless bows, to
rake her fore and aft at plstolshot dis
lance, or grapple, and board the en-
feebled ship 200 strong.
Dodd few to the helm, and with his |
own hands put it hard weather to
give the deck guns one more chance,
the last, Of sinking or disabling the de-
stroyer. As the ship obeyed, and a
1eck gun beloved below him, he saw
4 vessel running out from Long Island,
md coming swiftly up on his lee quar-
.er.
1t was a schooner. Was she coming
20 his aid7
Horrorl A black flag floated from
Ter foremost head.
While Dodd's eyes were staring al
most out of his head at this deathblow
o hope, Monk fred again, and just
hen a pale face came close to Dodd's
nd a solemn voice whispered In his
ar: sour ammunition is nearly
Onel"
DOdd seized Sharpes hand convul-
lively, and pointed to the pirates con-
ort coming up to finish them, and
aid, with the calm of brave mans
espair: "Cutlasses! and die hard I"
At that moment the master gunner
red his last gun. It sent a chain
hot on board the retiring pirate,
BOX on Portuguese head and spun
clean into the sea ever so far to
and cut the schopner's fore ,
last so nearly through that ii trem-
led and nodded. and presently
mapped with loud crack. and came !
own like broken tree. with the'yard !
nd sail, the latter overlapping the !
eek and burying itself, black flag and 4
U, In the sea; and there In one mo- !
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1917-07-28

I six twenty-five, the
grand orb set calm and
red, and the sea was
gorgeous with miles and
miles Of great ruby
dimplesi It was the
first glowing smile Of
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
PERSONAL MENTION

Miss Irma Jane Fouche of Leesburg,
Ca, is the guest of Miss jamie Fouche.
Miss Susie Haley of Tazewell, Ca,
has returned home after a pleasant
visit to Miss Jamie Fouche.
to st. Simons Sunday for several days
outing.
Mrs. A. F. Ware returned Monday
morning from visit to her son, c.
L. Ware and family at Fitzgerald.
Mr. and Mrs. G. l.. Dekle are spend
ing today at Americas. He is attending
the funeral directors association.
DR.. J. c. Patten leaves tonight to
attend the State Dental Convention
i'll Brunswick. He will be gone until
Sunday.
Little Miss Evelyn Wilder of Albany,
daughter of Major Wilder of the Sec.
ond regiment National Guard, now sta
toned at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, is the
guest of her grandparents, Prof. and
Mrs. A. F. Ware.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Harris and chill
dren of Coffee Springs, Ala, arrived
in the city several days ago to visit
relatives. Mrs. Harris and children re-
turned home Tuesday, and Mr.. Harris
continued his trip to Atlanta, where
he went on business.
Mrs. G R. Burt, of Macon, who has
been the guest of her mother, Mrs. p.
S. Barber, returned Tuesday to her
home at Macon. Mrs Burt was form,
erly Miss Mabel Barber, and was mar
ried about two weeks ago to a prom.
inent young Macon man.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
THAT DULL ACHING.

Don't worry and complain about a
bad back. Get rid of it! For weak
kidneys, lame and achy backs, your
neighbors recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills. Read this statement:
R. j. Self, ia Third Ave, Cordele,
says: 81 suffered from dull pain in
the small of my back and it bothred
me at my work. Nights l couldn't lie
on my back as it hurt so and made me
nervous. The kidney secretions were
too frequent in passage and scalded.
l was also bothred a lot by dizziness.
One box of Doan's Kidney Pills cured
the pain in my back and the other all
ments were removed"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doans Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Self had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Chilean investigators have found
a number Of deposits of petroleum in
Bolivia of sufficient promise to war
rant development
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
coRDELE RESPONDS TO CRY
OF FRENCH WAR ORPHANS.


Though busy with many patriotic
activities, Cordele did not close her
ears to the cry of the half million
French orphans, but calling to mind
the "most unalterable gratitude" that
Washington pledged to France the
morning after Yorktown, did her "bit'
toward appeasing the hunger OF these
helpless French baby orphans. All
America is thus responding to this
wall from the orphans of France, glad
of the opportunity to pay back in a
measure her. debt to France.
AS Mr. Roosevelt says, France is
fighting today for her very existence
as. nation. More than that, she is
fighting our battles as well as her
own. For she is fighting for American
Ideals, for democracy and civilization
and for the reign of justice among
the nations Of mankind. She needs our
help"
Miss Mildred Ward as chairman
of the committee to sell French but
tons for benefit of the war orphans,
organized her forces of young ladies
and girls and put them in the field
Saturday and good returns were
brought in. These funds were forward
ed to DIR. F. E. May of Atlanta, secre-
tary of the Society for Relief of War
Orphans.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
TUESDAY D. A. r. LOAN
DAY IN CORDELE.

Fort Early chapter with the prompt
ness which has characterized all OF
her undertakings, voted unanimously
at a call meeting Saturday, to desig-
nate Tuesday June IL as. D. A. R. Lib
erty Loan Day. Accordingly the Re
gent Mrs Land, appointed, commit
tee CT young ladies to canvas the town.
soliciting the purchase of Liberty
Loan Bonds. Well did these young la.
dies perform this willing and beauti-
full service, arousing much interest in
this supreme patriotic effort of the
government. at this hour. and secuf
ing purchasers for good many bonds.
1t is the patriotic duty of every man,
woman and child in America to pur-
chase a Liberty Loan Bond if posi-
BILE. While the men are being appeal
ed to in special way, we would also
make special appeal to the women
and girls of our community. Invest
your savings in Liberty Bonds and
thus help the soldiers who go forth
to battle for home and universal lib
erty. Thursday, Flag Day, the day on
which our glorious ensign of liberty
was first unfurled to the breeZes is
the last day given for the purchase OF
Liberty Loan Bonds. Celebrate the
day by buying one of these bonds and
thus do your "bit" for liberty, and
strike a death blow to the tyranny
that hangs like a pail over the peace
of the world.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
D. A. r. AND u D. C.
PURCHASE LIBERTY BONDS.

The local chapters D. A. R. and U.
D. C. each have invested in Liberty
Loan Bonds. These two patriotic or
CARNATIONS consider it not only duty
but a privilege to thus be able to
help in a small way in the great
struggle to secure universal liberty.
The D. A. R. purchased two $4,000
Liberty Bonds, and the U. D. c. one
$4,000 bond. 1t would be quite a nice
thing if every organization in our lit
tie town would follow the, example of
these two patriotic societies and buy
one or two Liberty Bonds Let tomor-
row, Flag Day, be one of the most
memorable days of Cordele's life, be-
cause of organizations and individuals
honoring "Old Glory" honoring their
country, honoring home and them
selves by celebrating the day in in
vesting heavily in Liberty Loan Bonds.
When you buy Liberty Loan Bonds
your are not giving DuI l0ilulHS yum
money to your country. Every dollar
you invest is secured by United States
treasury gold, and bears interest at
the yearly rate of IL per cent paya
BILE twice year.
Liberty War Bonds may be purchas
ed in multiples of $50. They mature
in 80 years and are redeemable in IL
years. They are exempt from income
tax and may be registered in multi
pies of $1O0.
Do your supreme duty on this Flag
Day of June IA, 1917. by purchasing a
Liberty Loan Bond.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-06-13
Residence Phone
Number 68
PIANO RECITAL
MOST SUCCESSFUL.


The piano recital at the school au-
ditorium Monday evening given by
Misses Sarah Hyde, Martha Lifsey and
Alice Whipple, assisted by Miss Alene
Kennedy in voice numbers, was quite
a success, and most enjoyable. All of
the young ladies' acquitted themselves
we'll, interpreting their different num-
bers with skill and understanding, dis
playing splendid training and fine
work on their part. They were greet
ed by an enthusiastic and appreciative
audience. The vocal numbers render
ed by Miss Alene Kennedy delighted
her hearers and elected hearty ap-
plause. Miss Fakes and the young Ia
dies are to be congratulated on the
splendid success of the occasion.
Following is the program which was
so we'll rendered.
Duet-Don Pasquale $50. Donizetti
Martha Lifsey, Alice Whipple.
OOlO-CdClOuCild SdpIlCS. nan
Sarah Hyde.
Solo-Love's Dream, No. 3d.. List
Alice Whipple
Solc-Valse de Concert. .Wieniawski
Martha Lifsey
Vocal Solo
(a) Through Primrose Dell-Spross
(b) Will O. the Wisp. ..........Sp ross
Miss Kennedy
Solo-the Rosary ........... NeVln
Sarah Hyde
Second piano accompaniment, Miss
Eakes.)
Solo-Grande Polka de Concert
Martha Lifsey
Duet-Barcarolle e pianos-Schytte
Alice Whipple, Sarah Hyde
Solo
(a) To Water Lily -. .MacDowell
!. (b) In Autumn ....... MacDowell
Alice Whippie
Vocal Solo-Indian Bell Song-Delibes
Miss Kennedy
Solo-Gondolier .-........ Nevin
Martha Lifsey
Solo-Military March. .....
........... Schubert-Tausig
Alice Whipple
Solo-Capricante ..:........ Wachs
Sarah Hyde
Quartet-(2 pianos) ......
Grande Galop Chromatique-Liszt
Sarah Hyde, Martha Lifsey, Alice
:. Whipple, Miss Fakes.