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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31
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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31
Resignation Accepted.

The resignation Of Captain Edward
NJ. Curdts. of the Fourth Virginia in
fantry, has been accepted by the
president. ----------
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31
Ontlmisflt fhouunt.

CpRsNisIA iHoVMHts
There can De no permanent happa
ness when there is departure from
prosperity.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31
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Count Won Herring has been ap-
pointed chancellor of Germany But
wouldn't HIreling be q better spell
ing?
The duplie'tv OF safety matches con-
vinees ont that they are really and
truly made IN Sweden after all.
Censored.
AS 20 the stro-Ger0,ar forces
crossing the Aims u is safe to saw that
they yeni and vidi, but we refuse to
rut our official approval on the vici
ending.
The Atlantis journal savs that the
mod f0iEs dawn there are now get
tieg miik ard butter thar has never
even So much as ceer a cow No ore
hut n nald- Hooded cr'tter would dash
out -" eyes OF those innocent com.
modlties
F>snsurtsI NH*e.
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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31

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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31

The duplie'tv OF safety matches con.
vfnees ont that they are really and
truly made IN Sweden after all
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-10-31

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division 10 the Ttai'sn Fl ont.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
ONE CONVICTED;
 ANOTHER ACQUITTED

Alleged violators of the bone dry law made an even break in Malvern Friday. A conviction was secured in one justice court and in another an acquittal Both cases were tried by jury.
 George Sheppard, colored, was con- victed in Justice Noble's court, by a jury, and fined $100 and costs.
 In Justice Sterling's court John Burks was acquitted of the charge of violating this law.
 Prosecuting Attorney Glover states that he has several more cases to be tried for violation of the bone dry law.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
JUNIOR ENTERTAIN.

The commencement season was opened Friday evening, when the Jun iors delightfully."- entertained the Sen iors and High School teachers at the home of Mrs. Pace on Main Street.
 The class colors, purple and white, were carried out in the decorations.
 In the receiving line were Misses Hazel Morrison, Gladys Richardson and MT. Chas. Baker
 The game progressive "Bunco" was played, Mr. R. E. Cloud winning first prize, and Miss Anna Belle Means the consolation. After the game very interesting and pleasing saying" con- test was had, in which Miss Lorine Mitchell was the lucky Senior.
 A great deal of interest was mani fested in the geographical contest, which resulted in Miss Elsie Lee be- ing presented with the class purple.
 Victrola music during the evening added pleasure to the occasion.
 At late hour a delicious ice cream course was served, after which the guests departed with feelings of pleasure and good wishes for each one.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
CLUB HOLDS
 INTERESTING MEETING.

The Woman's Club held an interest ing meeting Friday afternoon in the rest room at the court house. Mrs. Phillips, President, as Secretary of the Little Rock District, read the pro gram for the District Federation which meets in Malvern May 14-16. The local nine reported all commit tees appointed and it is hoped that every one will assist in making this Federation grand success.
 The following officers were elected for 1917-1918:
 President-Mrs. John c. Ross.
 First Vice fresident-hfrs. Robert S. Smith, Jr.
 Second Vice President-Mrs. Percy c. Chamberlain.
 Recording Secretary-Miss Linnie Glover.
 Corresponding secretary-Mrs. Jas Alderson.
 Treasurer-Mrs. H. L. Mcdonald.
 Librarian-Mrs. Edwin Strauss.
 A most instructive program on do mestic science was given. Mrs. Shu- maker read paper on "Nutriment Contained in the Cereals" and Mrs. E N. Strauss had an interesting paper on Fruit and Nut Values
 The demonstration of the various cuts of meats had to be postponed, as Mr. Baker was moving his stock te a new location, and we hope to have this in the very near future.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
|GUARDSMEN SHOOT
 AT INTRUDER.

Little Rock, April 14-About 10 o'clock Friday night two of the mem bers of the Beebe company patrolling the state capitol saw a man crawling toward the building at the north end of the structure. He was attempting to conceal himself behind he shrub bery. Private Griffin of Beebe, and Private Joe Levy of Forrest City called upon him to halt. When he found that hesshad been discovered, he turned and fled toward the army wa gons parked on the north part of the grounds. The guardsmen fired eight shots at the fugitive, but so far as they know they did not hit him, and he made good his escape.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
MISS MARY MEYER Society and Resistant Local Editor
 Phone 211

MISS MARY MEYER Society and Resistant Local Editor
 Phone 211 Meet me at the Elite. Miss Mary Archer has gone to Cur don today for visit.
  A beautiful line of up-to7lates Sta tiOnery just received at Mu4tys Drug Store.
 **#s Mrs. Edwin Strauss is spending to- day in Little Rock SPECIAL Whipped ergo16 sher- bet.-Miller's.
 There will be a meeting of the Jun for League Sunday at 2 p. m.
 * * * FOR SALE-A Jersey heifer calf. Apply to Mrs. L. Meyer.
 * ## Miss Leona Wilkins, of Hot Springs, arrived last night for visit to her brother, Charley Wilkins. FOR SALE OR TRADE-Good team of young mules. Will trade for horse and some cash.~>Apply at this office
 A. M. MeCallum, of Clifford, was transacting business in the city yes terday.
 WANTED Good cook Hisdo" Hotel. Apply at once. H. N. Canady has returned from Gurdon, where he attended the Pres bytery in session at that place for several days. FOR RENTING small cottages, convenient to Waleo and Land and Lumber Go. One with garden spot. Rent reasonable. Apply to Mrs. E. L. Gatewood.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
PROGRAM FOR THE
 B. Y. P. U. MEETING

 Gods Call to Special Service"- Leader, Linnie Glover
 Scripture Reading, Isa. 6:1-13- Leader
 Introduction-By Leader. 1. Christian Experience Back of the Call"-Mr. Andy Yates. ?. "A General Gall for Special Ac- ceptance"-Mable Adair. 3. Service of Many Kinds"-Mr. Louis Collie.
 4. "Is God Leading You to Any Form of Special Service ?"-Effie Orr. Special Music.
 5. Scripture, by Altha Orr-2 Tim. 2:12; Luke 17:33; Luke 1922. 6. "The Missionary Call''-Mr. Jim Rutherford
 All members are urged to be pres ent at 6:45 prompt.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
HOT SPRINGS COUPLE
 MARRIED HERE.

Charles Lewis Oates and Miss Ida Allen, both of Hot Springs, were uni ted in marriage at the court house in this city this morning, at 8:45.
 The couple arrived on the morning train from Hot Springs, and left di- rectly after the ceremony for that place. Justice of the Peace Noble performed the ceremony. The we'd ding was attended by attaches of the court house.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

". H. Mann, wife and baby, and Miss Roberta Young, of Chicago, who have been the guests of MT. and Mrs. Claude Mann for the past two weeks, left today for their home. J. T. Mann and family, who have been the guests of Mir. and Mrs. J. F. Williams, will leave tomorrow mgorning for their home in Dallas, Texas.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

We are authorized to announce the eame of ". Morton Garden as a can aidate for the Democratic nomination
 Delegate to the Constitutional Con-
 lion from Hot Spring County, sub- ect to the action of the Democratic primary Aprii 14.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
ASSEMBLY OF GOD--
 Sunday School, 10 a. m. Preaching, II a. m.
FIRST BAPTIST
 Sunday School 10 a. m. Preaching II a. m.
 Senior B. Y. P. U. 6:30. Junior B. Y. P. U. 6::30. Sermon 7:30 p. m.

We have the assurance of a great day tomorrow, and it is very much de- sired that the entire membership of the church be present. Several new members will be received.
 Let's make the Sunday School 250, and have crowded house for the eleven o'clock service.
 The evening service will begin at 7:45. At that hour a goodly num- Der will follow their Lord in the beau tiful ordinance of Christian baptism. Let's hail the glad day heartily, every one of us.
 J. T. Howell, Pastor.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

Try our Special, Cherry Whipped Cream Sherbet.-Miller's
 * k *
 Mrs. L. Meyer left for Velie this morning on account of sickness in the family of her son at that place. FOR RENT-A four-room hedse. Apply to W. H. Prince. L
 Rev. M. E. Fitzgerald, of Russell vile, will arrive tonight, and tomor- row at eleven a. m. will begin the re- vival services at Pentecostal Taber- nacle Everybody is invited to join in the services.
 Our Specials get better each day Cherry Whipped Cream Sherbet.- Miller's.
 Mr. and Mrs. A. w. Brassler arrived this morning from Phoenix, Ariz., after an eighteen months stay for the benefit of MT. Brassler's health, which is greatly improved. Their many Malvern friends are glad that they are back again in the "old home town"
 The Musical Art Society will meet Monday afterdoon at 3:30 with Mrs. J. Colburn Miller. It is very neces- sary that each member be present at this meeting.
 Robert Hill has moved his shoe shop from next door to Crate Brooks to the building formerly occupied by J. w. Rowan, where he will be glad to see his friends and customers. He now has more room and with his mod ern equipped shop can easily handle any kind of a job in his line.
 *
 E. B. Harwell, of Little Rock, secre- tary-of Draughon's Business College, is spending few days in the city in the interest of this school. In com- pany with Rev. J. w. Harrell he drove to Social Hill and Friendship yester- day. He states that number from this county have enrolled with the school.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

e. are authorized to announce the name of ]. c. Belote, as candidate for the Democratic nomination for Delegate to othe Constitutional Con- vention from Hot Spring county, sub ect to the action of the Democratic uimary April IA.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

If you are not getting the Record, telephone 64W, and have the boy leave it for you. Don't forget we print the news each day, and the paper is de- livered to your door, for 10 cents a week.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 9:45 a. m. Sunday School. 10 a. m. Bible Class.
 II a. m. Sermon by Pastor-"The Coming Judgment"
 7:30 p. m. Sermon by Pastor. Sub- ject, Preparedness"
 c. P. Bridewell, Pastor.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

.R DELEGATE TO 'TUTI0NAL CONVENTION

Iocord is authorized to an- he name of J. ". Keith, as a e for the nomination as Dele- the Constitutional Convention, 3t Spring county, subject to on of the Democratic primary, 4. 1917.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
HOUSE JOURNAL
 IS COMPLETED

Little Rock, April 14.-Harvey G. Combs, ief clerk of the House of 2epresen ives, has completed his prk and eurned the copy of the use Journal over to the printer. Senate journal will be completed few days. MT. Combs left last
 for his home at Huntsville, and turn to Little Rock May 10 for
 seting of the State Text Book
 sion, of which he is member.
 tAbs announced before leaving
 foirhat he will be a candidate
 onnry of the Constitutional
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
BAKER HILL BAPTIST

10:00 a. m.--Sunday school 11:00 a. m.-Preaching. 6:30 p m.-B. Y. P. U. 7:30 p. m. Preaching. Let everybody be on time.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
Baker & Edwards
Some Bargains in Farms and City Properly:

200 acre farm improvements-s room house and one room house, ono big barn and crib, fine water, 25 acres in bermuda hay yielding 1900 bales per year, 60 acres in corn and cotton. 75 fruit trees years old, very healthy place located on Ouachita river mile from school and church and railroad. Price may be known upon request.
 45 acres bottom land, above over- flow, 21a miles from Cove Creek station, lays well, no rocks. fine bot tom land. Price $700.00. 40 acres farm, improvements 28 acres in cultivation. good buildings. $120O.
 22 lots in Leiper- Brooks addition, blocks Malvern High School building $40.00 to $50, small payment down, balance on reasonable terms. 20 acres improved Ouachita river bottom land. miles from Malvern. Price $1200. Half cash, balance easy terms.
 62 acre farm, 35 acres in cultivation. only 5 acres waste land, 3 room house, barn chicken house and cellaralso one Z room house miles from town, run- AAAA6 U0VCAy OIl 4ss IT 0.S tClCR1lOlGS A mile to church. Price $1O50.00
 5 room house floored. barn and cow barn, IA acres 10 acres all creek bot tom, all in cultivation, 15O bearing grape vines well located in town, run- ming water. Special price made known upon application.
 4 room house, good waters 2 story barn, acres in cotton location Moline street. Price $1O50.OO incumbrance about $15O.OO or will trade for small farm, improved.
 room house, 50 fruit trees, acre tract on Pine Bluff street, close in. Price $1250.00. Some terms to right parties.
 RESIDENCE PROPERTY
 3 room house, 31s lots. $750.O0.
 4 room house and 8 lots. Price $850O0.
 Other bargains in improved farms, city property and 22,5O0 acres cut over lands. Prices and terms upon application.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
LOCAL CHURCH NEWS
 AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

'" METHODIST
 Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Preaching at II o'clock. The Junior League meets at 2 o'clock p. m.
 The Senior League meets at 6:15 p. m.
 Preaching at 7:15 p. m. A welcome awaits everyone.
 J. W. Harrell, Pastor EPWORTH LEAGUE PROGRAM
 FOR SUNDAY, APRIL Is. Subject, "The Lords Day the Best" Leader-Miss Marian Burwell. Song Safely Then Another Week."
 Prayer.
 Scripture Reading-Leader. Song-Jessamine Butler. "The Lords Day the Best for Wor- ship"-Van Harrell.
 "The Things that Make Us Forget the Sabbath'-Mr. Cloud. Song.
 Sentence Prayers.
 What Our League Gan Do to StoI the Dissertation of the Sabbath"- Miss Lewis Smith. Open Meeting. League Benediction.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

Mrs. L. Meyer left for Velie this morning on account of sickness in the family of her son at that place.
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14

Try our Special, Cherry Whipped Cream sherbet.-Miller's
 * * * *
Malvern daily record., 1917-04-14
LOCAL MARKETS
FLOUR

FLOUR
 Omega, soft wheat. ........ SLIGO Yukon's Best, all purposes. .... HOO Pallas roller patent. t............1 .10.75 Southern Star, high patent. TOTO
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-03-09
continental Fibre
TEAM WANTS Games

The Continental Fibre Company
baseball team has organized for the
coming season and hopes TO set q
lively pace for their opponents. All
OF last years men are milne with
several new candidates ready for a
tryout. Last year the Continental
played fast ball and claimed the In
dependent championship of the State
after defeating Yorklyn three games
out Of five games.
Grove. the veteran pitcher, will be
on the mound again. Robinson Will
do the receiving. Fossett Will cover
first base and Tasket will hold down
second. Gray will play short again.
Hcrdman will cover third base.
Moore, who led the team in hitting
last year, will be in the outfeld. With
Fulton and Grove as his mates
The schedule is being completed
The team would like to hear from
some of the fastest teams in the State
including fremont, Wilmington A. c.
Hockessin. Delaware City. New Cas-
tie. Odessa. Delaware Hard Fibre
Company and AyOndale.
All communications should be SEM
/ 70 l.. e. Gray. No. $50 Bayard avenue
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-03-09
BY II. c. HAMILTON.

United Press stan correspondent.
NEW YORK, March 9.--Peter Gulat-
TO, otherwise known as Pete Herman,
the new bantamweight champion, is of
70 running start in the defense OF his
acquired title He is one OF the boys
TO whom the newspaper writer's point
with pride as a youth who isn't assum-
ing. wants TO fight. and is otherwise an
ideal chap.
Whether he'll be able to live life OF
fame without getting the swelled head
and a consequent reputation for using
dollars as a bed is something to be
developed in the spring OF Old Man
Time. Right now he has IT, Il is to
be hoped he sticks by it.
Pete began this life as a bootblack.
Being a native Of italy. he has moth
ing on several thousand OF his coun-
trymen, who are shining their way 10
fame in the land OF the free and the
home of the brave.
There was a bad, though, bold char,
lacter in New Orleans, where Pete gath
cred in the nickels. who used 10 CONF
around about once a week and make
collection OF nickels and dimes of th'
bootblacks. They all paid up like lit
tie men-Pete included.
One day Pete decided he wanted all
the money he made for his very own
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-03-09
TRAP SHOOTING |
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! GENERAL SPORT
20 Games ON ". H. 5.
SCHEDULE This YEAR

Wilmington High School today an
nounces It's 1917 baseball schedule. w.
b. Matthews, coach. has called his
boys for practice and by April u. the
opening date, be expects to have a
fast bunch OF players ready for action
Candidates who have reported thus
far are: Hanley Tollin. McGady,
Grubb. Lannan. White. McCaughan,
Elliott, Tompolslzl. Dowdell, DEM,
McCanerty, Carter. Roach and Elliott.
The schedule follows:
April Goldey. home
April 20-Darby, home (pending)
April 2t-Norristown, away (peDd-
ing)
April "a Salesianum, home.
home (pending).
| April 27-U. OF r. independently
May Philadelphia School OF Ped
! agogy, home
May S-Haddon Heights. hpne.
May 11-Goldey, home.
May 16-Tome, away.
May 1S-Dover High, away (psnds
ing).
May Wilmington Conferences
Academy. Dover.
May 23-Kennett Square, away
May CHICHESTER, away.
May Salesianum, home.
May 31-Darby, away.
June MEDIA. home.
June Woodbury.. home
June S-Camden. home
June l2-Facuty Day
June 15- Chester, home.
4 In all but few instances the games
pending have practically been assured
Manager De Lucca.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1917-03-09
BASKETBALL
IT'S ALL HERE
AMT
NATURE
WONDERFUL
A TRIP no THE DENTISTS.

This is a cheerful little tale-pleas.
ant subject and eyerything-likew writ
ing something funny about a crutch.
Now, let's see. Yep. it's that big log in
the back up in the gallery. Feels like
some little fiendish demon. Every
time the nerve Quiets down he pune
lures it with red-hot sharp crowbar.
OUGHT oOIEl You try to soothe
it with water. VOW Too cold! Have
TO take it little warmer.
q All, that quiets It for a few secondsl
Now It starts again. More wateri
: That's the way you spend the night
ia mouthful Of water every 10 sec
ands. If morning VIII only hurry up
20 you can hotfoot 70 the dentists.
At breakfast your whole face Is sore.
Have TO take your coffee in an eye
trooper. Finally you arrive at the
uentist's. You slide into the waiting
room.
A couple of customers look up from
the latest 1903 magazines dentists al
ways have on hand. You sit around
awhile and study the dentists diploma,
examine all the faces or the photos OF
dental graduates, then finally pick up
woman's magazine, Christmas number
for 1901. The two customers have
been treated. It's your turn now.
Tho dentist greets you with a big
grin and a Good morning" while he
unhooks a solid rock drill from the in
fernal drilling machine. You start to
tell him what an awful time you're
having with that bum tooth. He's heard
the same thing thousands OF times be-
fore. It amt news TO him, and he
says. "All right, well see what we can
do for it,"
You sit in the chair. Now which
one is it?" You try to answer while he
has the mirror in your throat. "Iks
thla buack un'
He knocks it with a nut pick. O@i
Down comes the drill.
Brrzzzzzzzzz Whewi Owl Oool
OH
Now he washes it with water Yowl
Too coldl Sticks some cotton in it.
then puts a few drops OF knock-'em-
dead smelling medicine on It. That's
all for the first treatment.
By the way. he examines all your
other tusks, finds eight cavities, one
to yank out and two TO be crowned
Fine stuff
NOW let's see. when can you come
again? Wednesday afternoon, 4S0?
Fine. Out you go little better but
kinda sore yet and your mouth smell
ing like a hospital
Oh, BOYl