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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
new DRAFT PLAN
Foster Says Scheme of Ebbet's
Would Be q Failure.
Spalding Editor Would Have
Leagues Alternate in Drawings.
BY JACK XEOCK.

New York, Jan. 13.-John B. Foster
is usually a mighty busy individual
but Jawn finds time to pass out an
idea now and then, and his latest
spasm is a new drafting plan.
Foster, let it be known. is not in
favor of the plan which Charley Eb-
bets has been trying to put over for
the past three years. He says that the
Ebbets drafting scheme is not fair to
the players and that major league
clubs would soon tire of it.
The Ebbets plan would permit the
eight second division clubs of the two
big leagues first choice of players
every fall. And after the second di-
v.sioners had their pick the first di-
vision clubs would be given considera-
ton.
Unfair to Players.
If theEbbets plan was put over, Fos-
ter points out that a player with more
than the average ability would have
to be content to join a second division
club, with little or no chance to hook
on with a winner. And this would not
enhance the chances of the player, to
say nothing of putting a damper on
his enthusiasm for the game as it is
played in the big leagues.
a much fairer method, in Fosters
estimation, would be to continue the
draft on the plan of a lottery, but to
change the system slightly so that
would have an equal chance to grab
the talent.
Foster says each of the sixteen ma
jor league clubs should send a repre-
sentative to the draft meeting, and
to begin with the two leagues should
decide by lot which should have first
choice. In the event it was the Ma
tional league the names of each of
the eight clubs would be tossed into
a hat. The first club drawn out
would have first choice of a class IA
player. In the event this club did
not want to name a player, the sec
ond club drawn from the hat would
inherit the choice.
Alternate in Drawings.
After one player had been drafted
by the National league the American
league clubs would hold their draw
ing and take the second player Fol-
lowing this plan, the Nationals would
take the third player, the American
league the fourth and so on down the
line. After all the sixteen clubs had
been selected, the draft could go on
down thru the leagues of lower CLASH
fication, the teams holding the same
position, or numbers, as they were
drawn from the hat.
Foster believes this plan would be
fair to all. and especially fair to the
player Foster used to do some ball
playing himself, and he has a warm
| spot in his chest for the athlete who
wears the spikes and sliding pads
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
BETHANY CARD is FULL
G. Lund Announces Basketball Dates
of the Terrible Swedes.''

Lindsborg, Kan, Jan. 13.-With
two games already played, the Beth
any basketball team is we'll under way
now and is settling into a stride that
Coach Brown believes will again make
the Terrible Swedes" feared by every
quintet that has ambitions to stay in
the championship race.
Bethany expects to feel the loss of
Hven, who made such a wonderful
showing last season, but the coach has
a wealth of new material and hopes
to develop a man who will be able to
take the place of the old star. The
remainder of Bethany's schedule is
as follows:
Jan. 17-Kan. Wesleyan. at Linds-
borg.
Jan. 19-k. S. A. c., at Manhattan.
Jan. 23-Baker. at Baldwin.
Jan. "a, -Warrensburg, at War
rersburg
Jan 26-Kan. Normal, at Emporia.
Jan. %, 30-Fairmount, at Linds-
borg.
Feb. 2-Washburn, at Lindsborg.
Feb 5-McPhersOn. at Lindsborg.
Feb. s. 9-FIays Normal, at Hays.
Feb. 1S=Cooper, at Lindsborg.
Feb. 15-Kan. Wesleyan, at Salina.
Feb. O-Soutkwestern, at Linds-
borg.
Feb 22-Hays Normal. at Linds-
borg.
st. Marys will be played at St.
Marys, or Washburn at Topeka on
January 20, and Ottawa will probably
be played at Ottawa on January %.
Warrensburg also may play a game
at Lindsborg at the end of II e season.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
PLAY AGGIES TONIGHT
Washburn Basketball Men Off to
Manhattan at Noon Today.

DR.. A. R. Kennedy and Assistant
Coach De Beukelaer with ten members
of the Washburn basketball squad left
at 1925 today for Manhattan, where
the Ichabods will play the Aggies to-
night.
I'VE will have to be lucky to win,' -
THE Aggies undoubtedly have a
strong team. They claim that it is
stronger than the K. U. squad but I
will have to see it in action before
agreeing with this because Hamilton
has a great team at Lawrence"
The Ichabods will play three games
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
MCCOY THINKS CARPENTER ,
CAN DEFEAT JESS WILLARD

Kid Mccoy believes that if
Georges Carpenter ever meets Jess
Willard the worlds champion Will
get a drubbing Mccoy, perhaps
the foxiest boxer that ever walked
to the center, is a great admirer of
the dashins Frenchman. Mccoy
sat with Tex Richard off in cor
ner of the waldorf and told the
tall Texan that the championship
of the world might change hands If
Willard and the idol of Paris meet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
winter BRINGS Colds to Children.

A child rarely goes through the .rhole
winter without a cold, and every mother
should have a reliable remedy handy. Fever.
sore throat, tight chest and cropy coughs
Pine Tar Honey will loosen the phlegm,
relieve the congested lungs and stop the
cough. Its antiseptic pine balsams heal
and soothe- For Group, whooping cough
and chronic bronchial troubles try Dr.
Bells Pine Tar Honey. At all Druggists.
25c.-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
J. f.. Jones Wins Net Title.

Pinehurst n. c., Jan. 13.-J. E.
Jones. Providence, won the singles
championship in the midwinter tennis
tournament here by defeating Howard
Cordes, Cincinnati, in three straight
sets. Miss Florence HalIin and Otto
Salm. New York, won the mixed
doubles finals, defeating Miss f. NJ.
Cohen. Philadelphia, and Hugh C.
Whitehead, Norfolk. in two straight
sets.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
ALEXANDER NOT SATISFIED.
PhiIIies' Star Hurlef Won't Sign Up
Without More Money.

Lincoln, Neb., Jan. Borrower Alex
ander, star pitcher and mainstay of
the Philadelphia Nationals pitching
staff for the past two years, may not
be with the club this year.
He has mailed his contract unsigned
to the Philadelphia club, saying that
he believed he should receive more
money for his services. Alexander has
been spending the winter at his home
in st. Paul, Neb.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

der, Clarence Ives: Everett Yaryan,
Joe Timlin by Lincoln-R. Meyers.
Paul Eiffert, 8. A. Reed, Harry Selk.
Released by purchase: By Seattle
to Omaha, Harry Bertcn; by Musca-
tine to Des Moines. Earl Kinsey; by
St Louis Nationals to Lincoln, Carl
East and Ray Schmandt; by Omaha to
the st. Louis Nationals, Pitcher North.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
sTovALL VERNON MANAGER.

Ex-Fed Leader Will Pilot Pacific
Coast League Club.
Los Angeles, Cal, Jan. 13.-George
Stovall, who played with the Toledo
team of the American association last
year and former manager of the Kan
sas City Federals, has been named as
acting manager of the Vernon club of
the Pacific Coast league.
Stovall will be appointed manager
permanently when he obtains his re-
lease from Toledo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

is scheduled to play the Aggies at Man
haitian. This is expected to prove one of
the toughest games on the Ichabod sehed-
ule, and, judging from the score of the X.
u game it seems improbable that DR..
Kennedys men will carry off the laurels
of victory.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
M. A. C. Cancels Husker Game.

East Lansing, Mich, Jan. 13-Can-
collation. of the football game sched-
uled for October rs between the Uni
versity of Nebraska and the Michigan
Aggies has been announced here. 1t
was said that the terms of the con-
tract met with considerable disap-
prevail among the students here
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
Taberski Defends Title.

Pittsburg, Pa, Jan. 13.-Frank
Taberski successfully defended his
title as worlds pocket billiard cham
pion in his match with James Mature.
which closed here Friday night. The
final score was Taberski $50 and Ma
turo 420, the former making $50 and
the latter 1 81 points in the final block
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Advertising Companies.
DIRECT ADVERTISING CO.,
412-414 Central National Bank Bldg.
Bicycles and Motorcycles.
SHAWNEE CYCLE CO.,
Phone 144e.
Business Colleges.
TOPEKA BUSINESS COLLEGE,
M l.. Stricken. Pres. III E Sth st.
DOUGHERTY'S BUSINESS COLLEGE,
George e. Dougherty. Pres, lis West Sth.
Phone 566.
MERCHANTS NATIONAL BANK.
New England Building,
Phone 4173.
MARSHALL BROS.
WARREN NJ CROSBY CO.,
613-17 Kansas Ave.
Phone 1863.
Electrical Fixtures, Repairs, Supplies.
H B. HOWARD ELECTRIC & ATH-
letic Supply Tie Kansas Ave. We,
Eye Specialists.
rs Kansas Ave
Phone 724
Express Dray and Transfer.
TOPEKA TRANSFER CO., o. H. White
Phone 1856
Groceries and Meats.
LANNAN & LANNAN.
312-16 E. 4th.
Phone 3s45
Insurance.
FALKINER & WENTWORTH. GEN
eral Insurance. 409-11 New England Bldg
Phone Sill
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
Miske Outpoints Weinert.

New York, Jan 13.-Billy Miske, of
St Paul, outpointed Charlie Weinert,
of Newark, in a fast ten-round bout
here Miske forced the pace, severely
Furnishing Weinert early in the match.
His terrific infighting kept Weinert
on the defensixS
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan 13.-Roy
Moore, Minneapolis bantamweight,
won a technical knockout over Jack
Douglas, of Denver, in the ninth round
of a scheduled ten-round fight here
when Douglas seconds tossed the
sponge into the ring
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Lawrence, Kan. Jan. 13.-The Uni
versity of Kansas basketball team de-
feated the quintet of the Emporia
State normal school, SO to 27, on the
local court r. Uhrlaub of K. U. and
Cross of the Normal team We're the
stars of the game.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
BASKETBALL RESULTS

The Topeka high school basketball
team defeated Auburn by the score of
43 to 81 in the opening game of the
season for the Topeka quintet Friday
night. Plath, at forward, and Smiley,
at guard, were the individual stars of
the game, Plath scoring % of his
teams points. Coach Bearg has a
very formidable looking team this sea-
son and he is expecting to make a bet
ter record than the high school has
boosted in years.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

next week, one with Friends univer-
sity, one with Mcpherson and one with
Bethany college.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Jim Perry and Bur" Bailey are booked
to meet in one of the fistic encounters, and
Red WiI1ets is one of the principals OF
the other. All of the fighters claim they
their opponents to sleep.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
Sport Wheezes
by CLUG-
Where, Oh, where!

Where are the good old sports of old
Whose hearts were warm and feet not cold,
Who made Topeka baseball go
And kept the diamond fires a-glOw?
Where are the chaps who made this town
The home of star and baseball clown?
oh, where! Oh, where, the live wires !
Have they all Joined the Angel Choirs?
John Savage says he'd like to know
Before he packs his grip to go
To other parts where he can get
A town to take a pastime pet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

BAUGHMAN BROS.
2235 Lincoln St
TOPEKA PURE MILK CO,
40O-u2-0i Jackson st
Ihone 537.
jewelers..
r. II. MOREHOUSE.
AT Holiday.
Phone iG2s.
Junk Dealers.
OVAL BROS. & co, WHOLESALE
Scrap lion. 21i-16 n. Kansas Ave.
Phone 2fi.
Loans, Mortgage. Financial Agents.
FARM MORTGAGE CO.
301-15 Mulvane Bldg
-.- pnuns 3:ses
PIONEER MORTGAGE co,
Attn Floor Mulvane Bldg.
Phone PHI.
Mattress Factories.
MCINTYRE BROS, SIsRINfsS. BEDS.
Mattress Factory. 227.229 Quincy.
Phone 500.
W. J. LEWIS,
500 Kansas Ave.
Phone 1912
Photographers.
c. ]. BOEGER.
707 Kansas Ave
Phone 1899.
Real Estate Dealers. Loans. Insurance.
c. p BOLIVAR REAL ESTATE
Collections. 80 Columbian Bldg
Phone T25 Ring .
Sand Dealers.
TOPEKA SAND co.
Foot of Topeka Ave.
Phone 343s
II. w. BoMGAHDNER.
G21 Jackson St
Phone 1916
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

ketbal team of the College of EN-
poria tonight defeated the quintet OF
Baker university, % to IA. The score
was tied. Z to Z, at the end of the
first half.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Capt Jake Daubert of the Robins
has been keeping his batting eye
bright this winter by doing great
deal of bird and rabbit shooting in
the vicinity of his home. near Potts
vile, Pa Incidentally Jake has in
vested his share of the worlds series
money in Pottsville real estate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

The squared circle sport is beginning to
show signs of life at Washburn college.
Two bouts are scheduled to be staged to-
night between members of the Ichabod
football squad.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

St Paul. Mimi, Jan. 13.-The Uni.
versity of Nebraska basketball team
defeated St. Thomas college bask etbal
team here, % to 8.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Champaign, ILL.,, Jan. 13.-The Uni
versity of Illinois defeated Northwest
ern university, As to II, in a western
conference basketball game here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Iowa City, Ia, Jan. 13.-The Univer
sity of Indiana quintet defeated Iowa
university, 81 to IL, in a conferences
game here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

1t is refreshing to a sport man to hear
a minister like DR.. Kulp express his views
on athletic endeavors. DIR. Kulp impressed
his hearers at the 1chabod football banquet
a being preacher with real red blood in
his veins.
1t is very likely that Ed Hanlon, of
Sioux City. is looking over Peoria as Il
possible Western league baseball town
with idea of moving his own club there
as well with the idea of finding place
to take the Topeka franchise. Sioux City
did not draw whit better than Topeka
last season.
Ray Wolf, former washburn football
star now consulting chemical engineer
with a st. Louis firm is in Topeka
visit. 1t is rumored that Ray is about to
score a touchdown on old Dan Cupid.
Jack Wood mat marvel of Els Kansas.
was in Topeka today looking for blood.
Wood announced that he is ready to meet
Lewis Hoffman or any other midleweight
! promoter. He says he will not waste his
! time tussling in one-horse affairs.
Apparently David Fultz wants a show
down in the little game he is playing with
! the baseball moguls- He has put his fra
ternitv chips on the table by expelling
! Sallee for signing a contract and has
nounced that If the magnates do not come
| to terms he will order every player who is
a member of the fraternity to strike.
| There are just two interpretations to be
placed on FultZs actions Either he has
more power behind him than the ma jority
/ of people have thought he realizes that
his only salvation is to make big bluff
and trust to Providence that one will
| call to his cards.
l Tonight the Washburn basketball team
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

Telephone numbers and addresses your convenience
buying Filed this list could be often quick
reference 1t will appear every Saturday you not rep
resented call Phone $3.50 Adv Dept, for information
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Maryville. Mo-, Jan. 13.-Maryville
Normal school basketball team de-
feated the team of Missouri Wesleyan
college from Cameron. Al to 16. It
was the Normars first conference
game
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Chicago, Jan. 13.-Purdue univer
sity defeated the University of Chi
cago, II to IA, in a western conference
basketball game here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

Columbia. Mo-, Jan. 13.-The Uni
versity of Missouri defeated Iowa Stat
college (Ames) in a Missouri Vale,
conference basketball game here, 2
to Is
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-13

ADDITION SPORTS WILL BE
FOUND ON OTHER PAGES
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
USE GOLD SHOVEL IN WAYNE
Governor Sleeper to Weld Costly
Spade at Worthwhile, Oct. II.

Michigan's soil will feel for the first
time on October IL the blade of q
gold and silver shovel that has been
used In other states in good roads cele-
brations. When Wayne county jolli-
fies over its highway system of con-
crete roads at the dedication of the
Outer Belt Drive OF 81 miles, at
Worthwhile, October IL, this implement
will be used. The Detroit Automobile
club, which has the handling OF the
monster parade and ceremonies In
charge has obtained the shovel The
handle is gold and the blade is silver.
1t has been used in Illinois, Indiana
and Pennsylvania, on eight occasions
and gold plate on the handle COM
memorates each occasion.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
GOVERNOR AT DEDICATION
Sleeper Takes Part In Big Affair Oct
II In Wayne County.

Governor Albert e. Sleeper and
State Highway Commissioner Frank F.
Rogers will go from Lansing to De-
troit on October IL to participate in
the Good Roads Day celebration that
will dedicate the Camille Outer Belt
Drive of the Wayne County highway
system. The two state officials have .
deep interest In the building of mod
ern highways in Michigan and will go
to the celebration to pay tribute to the
Board Of County Commissioners who
have made the name Wayne synon-
omous with concrete highways all over
the world.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
TWICE PROVEN.

If you suffer backache, sleepless
nights, tired, dull days and distressing
urinary disorders, don't experiment.
Read this twice told testimony. It's
Paw Paw evidence-doubly proven.
A. w. Cummings, N. Gremps St.,
Paw Paw, says: "For a long time
had suffered from pains through my
back and loins. When | stopped over
l could hardly straighten up again.
My kidneys acted irregular and the
kidney secretions were unnatural.
used Doan's Kidney Pills and they
gave me complete relief. Whenever
| have felt that my kidneys were out
of order or my back lame, / have
used Doan's Kidney Pills, procured
from Longwell Bros. Drug Store, and
they have never failed to relieve me
of the trouble"
Statement given January 10th, 1913.
STILL USES DOAN'S.
On October 9Th, 1916, Mr.. Cummings
said: 81 still use Doan's Kidney Pills
whenever | have any need for them.
They keep my kidneys in good con-
dition."
Price 60 cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Cummings has twice publicly
recommended. Foster ilburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
SHOW MANAGER RUNS PARADE
Detroit Automobile Show Boss In
Charge Good Roads Day.

II. II. Shuart, manager of the De-
troit Automobile Dealers Association.
who so successfully directs the big an
nual Detroit automobile show, has
been named chairman of the parade
for the big Good Roads Day being
planned in honor of the completion
of Wayne county's Outer Belt Drive,
concrete highway "a miles long. The
Detroit Automobile club, which is put
ting on the Good Roads Day celebra-
ton, October IL, obtained Mr.. Shuart.
will have Herbert l. Butler, who will
be vice-chairman. Mr.. BUTLER has al
so had considerable experience in
handling affairs of this kind
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
VIM. Abbott & w. to Roy Buskirk

VIM. Abbott & w. to Roy Buskirk
Pei. Sec. 10, Lawrence-$1.00
Miles B. Hall to John Weiner, Pei.
10 acres, Sec. IL, Waverly-$1700.O0
Edward Guse to John III. King &
w. Pei. 60 acres, Sec. 33, Covert-$1.
Stefan Hazucha & w. to Louis An
dres, Pei. Sec. a, Columbia-$2780.O0
Loren j. Benson & w. to Albert
Johnson, ct al. 90 acres, Sec. %,
Geneva $500
Edward M. Cagney & w. to Dana
p. Smith & w. Lot 2, Blk. 10, Paw
Paw --$125O.O0
Dana p. Smith & w. to Charles O..
Maloy, Pei. acres, Sec. %, Paw Paw
S185000
Leroy Betz & w. to Thomas Call
oway & w. Pei. Sec. Is, Covert
$175.00
George A. Lewis ct al. to Ella j.
Stein, Lots 5, 6, Blk. 7, Gobleville-
$150O.O0
Bert J. Hinckley & w. to John T.
Hasker &: w. Pei. Blk. &c" Decatur
$100
John L. Hasker e. w. to Bert ].
Hint kley, Pei. Sec. 18, Decatur-$1.00
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
FACTORIES ARE GENEROUS
Give Bands, Cars, Moving Picture
Machines for Good Roads.

Generous responses are coming to
the Detroit Automobile club from the
manufacturers who have been asked
to loan cars to carry the guests to
the Big Wayne county Good Roads
Day celebration TO be held at North
The Ford Motor Company has adj
vised William e. Metzger president Of
the club. that 1t would furnish a large
number cars, the big Ford band OF 60
pieces and the Ford moving picture
service. Other bands expected to take
part include the Studebaker, REQ.
WHY'S Overland, Buick
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
CIVIC BODIES GET INTO LINE
Help to Boost Detroit Auto Clubs
Good Roads Day, Oct. II.

The civic organizations of the state
whose members will attend the dedt
cation Of the Outer Belt Drive Of the
Wayne county concrete highway sys
tenn at Worthwhile, Oct. IL, will be en-
tertained at Worthwhile after the pre-
liminary dedication ceremonies on the
concrsts road by the Detroit Automo-
bile club. Two large tents will be put
ND On the Nssthville fair grounds. In
one luncheon will be served and in the
stAsr the speech making Of he ds3
VIII take plaza
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
The Perfect Bull Terrier.

The modern bull terrier is the result
of very careful and intensive breeding.
1t is now well defined type and has
lost almost all the characteristics of
its ancestor, the bulldog 1t must be
pure white, except for the nose and
eyes, which must be black. Any other
marks, while they do not disqualify In
the show ring, are considered undesira,
ble.-New York World.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
Never Satisfied.

Flatbush-That dog Of yours bit
piece right out Of my leg. Bensonhur,
Well, you're never satisfied. Yo
were only telling me the other day tina
you wished you could lose some flesh
-Yonkers Statesman.
Caught Both Ways.
"I'm In hard luck"
"WhyW
81 told Belle she was the first girl
ever loved, and she said she couldn't
waste her time training amateurs
Then l told Nancy had made love to
other girls, but that she was my real
passion, and she asked me if she was
a cultured taste with me or a forlorn
hope. "-Baltimore American.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05
The Other One.

THE only two sure things are dealt
and taxes"
you've overlooked something, haven
you?"
mo. What's another one"
Tire trouble. "-Exchange.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1917-10-05

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