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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
"CAsCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousness or constipation
/ by morning.
Get q 10-cent box now.

oCI q 4O-SC1S IVA hO"s
Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness, indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascareta now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver, clogged, bowels or an upset stom-
ach. - 80 -. ..s..- .s.
Don't put in another day of distress.
Let Cascarets4 cleanse your stomach ;
remove the sour fermenting food /;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love .Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
WESTERN CANADA LEADS
AS WHEAT PRODUCER
342,OOO,000 Bushels Wheat In
1915; In 1916 Many Farm
ers Paid for Their Land
Out of Their Crop.

That Western Canada is indeed
Mistress of Wheat" to the extent that
its 1915 crop exceeded, acre for acre,
the production of any country on this
continent is striking fact proved by
the following figures:
In 1915 the Dominion of Canada pro-
duced 376,OOOOO0 bushels Of wheat,
which represented an average yield OF
% bushels to the acre. The United
States produced 1,O11 800, 900 bushels,
yield of II bushels per acre. The only
serious competitors in wheat produc-
ton in South America were Argentine,
with 1921, 600 bushels, or less than
Il bushels per acre, and Chile, with
100000 bushels or Is bushels per
acre.
The three Western Canadian prairie
provinces Of Manitoba, Saskatchewan
and Alberta produced between them
342, 100000 bushels out of the total Ca
madam 376O00.OOO bushels. 1t will be
seen, therefore, that, outside OF the
United States, Western Canada pro-
duced considerably more than the COM
America. Canada is Of course new
settled country, and the fact that the
crop Of the United States was prach-
cally three times as much is no dis
couragement. The United States has
at present more than twelve times the
population of Canada in approximately
the same area.
To illustrate further the greater pro-
ductiveness Of Western Canadian land,
we submit the following figures, show
ing the 1915 yields per acre In the
three provinces of Western Canada
and in the states which in that year
produced the greatest quantity Of
wheat. The figures are taken from the
q. S. department of agriculture's an
nual report and from the figures Of the
Dominion census bureau:
Bushels per
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Tried Out Motorcar Fender.


Just to prove to an interested pub
lie that he had a new motorcar fen
der which would eliminate all acct
dents, James Locorriero gave demon
stration. He had assembled party OF
guests, photographers and moving pic,
ture men, and unlimited persons lined
the sidewalks.
Locorriero stood in the middle of
the street. At a signal car going at
the rate of Is miles an hour bore down
on him.
Patrolman took him to q hospital
where physicians dressed his wounds
and permitted him to go home.
He said the accident was caused be-
cause the fender did not hit him
suuarely.-New York World.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

A close connection exists between
these two cold weather and rheu-
matism. Prof. Alex. Haig, of London,
= has the most followers in the medical
profession in the belief that the pres
ence. in the system of uric acid, or its
salts in excess, Is the real cause of rheu-
matism. Everyone has recognized the
difference in the appearance of their
water as soon as it gets cold there is
often copious sediment of brickdust.
Several causes may lead up to an
accumulation of uric acid in the system,
which, in turn, causes rheumatism or
govt, or creaky joints, or swollen fingers,
or painful joints. = For one reason the
skin does not throw off the uric acid, by
profuse sweating, as in the hot weather,
and the kidneys are nable to take care
Of the double burden, Another reason
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Mean Shot.

Jones keeps pigs as hobby. He is
Of very small stature, and one evening
he was taking a pig he had sold to
it's new owner, resting one arm on its
neck to guide it along.
As luck would have 1t, Brown, who
is his mortal enemy, met him, and
seized his chance.
"Halloa, Jones!" he said. "Have
you started counting again?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Pats Wish,

When Patrick McGinnagan became a
member of the police force delegation
of his friends burst in upon him while
he was ut dinner, and presented him
with handsome truncheon in honor Of
his popularity and their esteem.
Completely bewildered by this unex-
pected token, the new policeman, new
ertheless. struggled to his feet and
stammered his appreciation.
"Frinds. ye have upset me wild y'r
kindness" he said. flourishing the
truncheon. "OiH try an do my duty
wild this little shillaly, an I hope an
trust that ivry mon hcre'll live t feel
its intIooince."- Rochester Evening
Times
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Scandal AVerted,

Little Gertrude had been very
naughty and had been severely slap
ped, first by the nurse and then by
mother, with a promise of another
dose from father when he came home.
She sat on the floor, her eyes filled
with angry tears. Suddenly she rose
with a determined look upon her little
face, and seized her hat.
"Where are you goin?" asked her
mother.
"Out to tell the family secrets to the
neighbors," said the child firmly.
But she didn't go.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Seant.

about?'
HE was all ready to start for town
and he could not remember whether
he had brushed his hair or not
"Good gracious, it would not take
him minute to glance in the morror
and find out!"
HE can't tell by looking at IT, he
has to remember"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
.Anesthesia for Doqs.

For the benefit Of dogs upon which
surgical operations must be performed,
DR.. George W. Little Of the animal
hospital conducted by the Society for
the Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals
in New York has introduced a substi-
tute for ether as an anesthetic. This
is nitrous oxide and oxygen, already
much used by dentists. Doctor Little
has devised amuzzle that is placed
over the dogs nose; the nitrous OK
ide gas is pumped into this till the
animal loses consciousness. Then the
oxygen is pumped in and the dog is
safe for several hours.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
She Had Been Thinking.

Mother doesn't think she'll go to
the theater with us tonight, Albert"
"Is that so? I have got three tick
cts. What shall I do with the third
one?"
"Give it to the man you always go
out to see between the acts. He can
sit with US, and you won't have to
go out to see him."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Systematic Procedure.

Il don't believe we can stand all
these additional expenditures you are
planning"
well. Charley. dear" replied young
Mrs. Torkins, "I'll tell YOU what We'll
do. Wen so ahead and make them,
Just the same. and you can he COM
mittee TO observe and determine wheth'
er the experiment is success.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
History Fails to Reneat

"Well, dad" remarked the modern
prodigal, as he was about to shove his
pedal extremities under the old mans
mahogany. sis the obese calf ready
for the slaughter?
"Gosh, yes!" exclaimed the old
granger. II calkerlate it air; but,
plague take it all, feel klnd'r sorry
fer yew, so reckon I'll let yew live
annuther week"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Whv Rheumatism Comes
With Cold Weather
By VALENTINE MOTT PIERCE, M. D..

is that people do not drink as much
water in cold weather as in summer,
which helps to flush the kidneys. Again,
they eat more meat in cold weather, and
some people are so susceptible that they
soon develop rheumatism after eating
meat.
At all such times persons should drink
copiously of hot water, say, pint
morning and night, and take Anuric
three or four times a day. This An
uric comes in tablet form and can be
had at almost any drug store. 1t dis
solves the uric acid in the system
and carries it outward. would advise
everyone to take Anuric occasionally,
and continue for three or four weeks,
and in that way avoid rheumatism, govt
and many of the painful disorders due
to uric acid, ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
ACTRESS TELLS SECRET.

A we'll known actress gives the follow.
ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint of
water add OF. Bay Rum, small box of
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost Full
directions for making and use come in
each box of Barbo Compound. It will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray
hair. and make 1t soft and glossy. It will
not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub OF. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Doomed.

Doomed.
II wrote this poem to kill time"
well, you may be sure that time
will have revenge and kill the poem"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
MOTHERHOOD
W0MAN'S JOY
Suggestions to Childless
Women.

Among the virtues of Lydia E.
Pinkham' 8 Vegetable Compound is the
ability to correct sterility in the
cases of many women. This fact 10
well established as evidenced by. the
following letter and hundreds of others
we have published in these columns.
Poplar Bluff, Mo. want other
women to know what a blessing Lydia
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

there was a d1-
vision Of the peo-
pie because OF
him. To this day.
men divide Oh
personality - one
is for Roosevelt,
another for Bryan,
one for Wilson
and another for
Hughes, and prob
ably more than
ever before, are
men and women
as voters in the
passing years con-
sidering men rath-
er than parties Oh
party platforms.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Crnvn'S

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. It acts on tho Liver. Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
HAVE SOFT, WHITE HANDS
Clear Skin and Good Hair by Using
Cuticura-TriaI Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal Besides
these fragrant, sHper-creamy emol-
lients prevent little skin troubles be-
coming serious by keeping the pores
free from. obstruction. Nothing better
at any price for all toilet purposes.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

proyed and I am now the mother of
fine baby girl and do all my own house
work. Mrs. ALLIA B. TIMMoNs, 2l6
Almond St., Poplar Bluff, Mo. 80,
In many other homes, once childless,
there are now children because of the
fact that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound makes women normal,
Write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medi.
cine Co., Lynn, Mass, for advice-it
will be confidential and helpful.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
The Race,

81 shouldn't be surprised" said Mr..
Chuggins, "if my being arrested for
speeding was spite work"
'How could that beT
1.-THE man got jealous because my
fivver was beating his motorcycle"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
MOTHERS JOY SALVE

for Colds, Group, Pneumonia and
Asthma GOOSE CREASE IMMINENT
for Neuralgia, rheumatism and
Sprains. For sale by all Druggists.
GOOSE GREASE COMPANY, MFRS.
Greensboro, n. C.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

This work am offering you is The
Life of Our Great Generals" said the
book agent. 81 know if you look at it
you will take it,
you're wrong. young man" said
the suburbanite; II don't want to take
anybody's life" '".
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
The Reason.

1.-THE cynical poet says a mans wife
Is a little dearer than his horse. Now
that isn't true"
'Of course, it isn't true. She is a
great deal dearer. A man doesn't
have to buy his horse new outfit ev-
cry half year"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Hazel-Young DeAuber was married
to that rich Gotrox girl last week.
Aimee-Why, thought he was we'd
ded to his art
Hazel-Well, he is now. She's most
~ art.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Out of the Ordinary.

Gyer-I know man who has been
married ten years and never in all
that time has his voice been raised in
anger against his better half.
Nyer-Remarkable, l must say!
Gyer-Oh, 1 don't know. He's deaf
and dumb.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Financial Outlook

Simpkins-You are looking. rather
delicate. old man.
Timkins-Yes. and I'm feeling rather
delicate financially. 1t wouldn't take
O2ueh Of a rQUch TO break me,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
MARRIAGE Bonds.

Marriage 6VTUSs
After the screen wedding Mr.. Kross
burned to his little boy, remarking,
"Wasn't that pretty?"
eyes," he replied, "but am never
going to get married"
"Why not?" his father asked.
Because have lived with married
folks too long"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Tenderness.

We can help to make people bright
by our keenness, but we can never
make people good except by our ten
derness.' &C. H. Parkhurst, D. D.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.

Economy Of Wickedness.
Knicker-Why don't you turn over a
new leaf? ;.~
Bocker-With paper so expensive?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

bottle
will
writing mention this
at all
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has
been to me. We
had always wanted
a baby in our home
but I was in poor
health and not able
to do my work. My
mother and hu s.
band both urged me
to try Lydia E. Pink
h am's Vegetable
Compound. I did
al
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Cut From Menu.

What are you paying for eggs?"
Nothing They're too blamed
high : <.-'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Friendship.

A friend may often be found and
lost, but an old friend can never be
found, and nature has provided that
he cannot easily be lost.-Dr. Johnson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
To Hold Friendship.
ceeoed Reasonable

One way TO hold Il friend is 10 use
eour hand often shaking his.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

From what purchasers say and the de.
mand there is for DIR. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root it must be a virtuous medicine. I
ton and know Of a case where Swamp
Root cured after all doctors failed; this
being a very prominent case it created
great deal of favor for Swamp Root. I
am perfectly satisfied with your remedy
and believe it is equal to the very best
on the market.
Very truly yours,
WIN. BAUR, Druggist.
Nov. II, 1916. st. Clair, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

The question of extracting potash
from wool scourings is being fnvestl-
gated.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

A postal card to Garfield Tea Co., Brook
Ign, N. Y, asking for a sample will re-
pay you.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Tongs that grip door frame have
been invented for hanging babies
chairs or swings in doorways.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Men are born, but husbands are
made.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes
weak women strong, sick women we'll, no
alcohol. Sold in tablets or iquid.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Hope is like the sun, which, as we
journey toward it, casts the shadow
Of our burden behind us.-S. Smiles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

For speedy end effective action DR.. Peery's
"Dead Shot has no equal. One dose only
will clean out Worms or Tapeworm in a few
houre. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

There is an average Of about $50
births and 20 deaths a day in London.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Constipation, indigestion, sick.headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by a
course of Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Twenty-three operations are ncces-
sary In the washing and ironing Of a
collar
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Philadelphia cleanup week cost the
taxpayers $4,000 for disposing Of co.
600 cubic yards of refuse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Feminine Charity.

A homely truth IS better than a
handsome lie.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Constipation can be cured without drugs.
Natures own remedy-selected herbs-is
Garfield Tea.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Women OF the Argentine republic
are beginning to enter the business
field.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Eelgium's population at the outbreak
of the war was 100000.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Paper.Makino an Old Art.

Paper was made from rags In Ara
bia more than ten centuries ago and
the art was brought to Europe in the
thirteenth century.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

The skylark and the woodlark are
thought to be the only birds which
sing as they fly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

A scoop which is also scale has
been invented by man in Mobile, Ala.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

wrights Indian Vegetable Pills contain
nothing but vegetable Ingredients. which act
gently as tonic and purgative by stinu"
lation and not by irritation Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Professional Announcement.
Mrs. Knicker-What is your trade?
Weary Willie-rm a diet squad,
mum.--New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

Americans Aow chew S60.000,000
worth of gum Il year.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
op,v One "BRoMo oUININE

To get the genuine, call for full name LAXAIIEl
PROMO OIJININE. Look for signature of T. W
GROVE. Cures a Cold in One Day. Csc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09
Inevitable
Division
By REV. J. H. RALsToN, DID.
Secretary Of Correspondence DEPARTING
Moody Bible Institute, Chicago

TEXT-So there was a division among
the people because of him.-John 7:4S.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

We have been handling DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root since 1881 and it gives us
pleasure to sell such medicine for it al
ways produces a satisfied customer. We
know of different cases of kidney, liver
and bladder troubles where Swamp Root
proved very beneficial; and we have had
occasion to use it in our own family
obtaining the most satisfactory results. We
sell great deal of it and believe it is
splendid medicine.
y Very truly yours,
SANDT DRUG COMPANY.
Dec. 8, 1915. Brookville, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1917-02-09

The division referred to in the text
was one caused by Jesus of Nazareth