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Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Worm Turns on Practical Joker.

worm urnS on frdCtiCdi JokeT.
 "It's long lane that has no turning" and "He who laughs last laughs best" are time-honored axioms, but never the less true, as Al Baumgart South St. Paul commission man, Is willing to admit. Some time ago Al sought to initiate new employee, but the "worm turned" and the real joke was on him, says the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
 He sent the youth about half mile down the yards after "cow anchor" ;" The youth, when he returned with a 150-pound sack of iron, was given 'ha, hal"
 In the office was box of flowers which Mir. Baumgart had ordered for a dear friend. His victim carefully re- moved the flowers and filled the box with paper. Unmindful of the change, Mr. Baumgart carried the box to her home. What she said when she opened 1t is not known.
 To make matters worse, Mir. Baum gart was obliged to carry the COW anchor back to the scalehouse. Now he's through with practical jokes.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
 H'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Straghten Up! Don't Lose Days Work Clean Your Sluggish
 Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone."

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take dose of the vile, dangerous drug to- night and tomorrow you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, break ing it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and "all knocked out" if your liver is torpid and bowels consti- pated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store or dealer and get 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if 1t doesn't
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Do You Neglect
 Your Machinery?

The machinery of the body needs to be well oiled, kept in good condition just as the automobile, steam engine or bicycle. Why should the human neglect his own machinery more than that of his horse or his enginef Yet most peo- ole do neglect themselves. To clean the system at least once a week is to practice preventive measures. You will escape many ills and clear up the q, coated a.,;I sns the hs s9v sy a fompsfsn s Soa T saf aI ..' a pleasant laxative made up of the May-apple, juice of the leaves of aloes, root of ialap, and called Pleasant Pellets.
 You can obtain at almost any drug store in this country these vegetable pellets in vials for 25c-aimply ask for Dr.. Pierce,s Pleasant Pellets. There cap be no counterfeit if they have the Dr. Pierce camp. Proven good by 70 years use.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
BOsCHEE'S GERMAN
 SYRUP
A Valued Household Remedy for
 Over Half a Century.

In our climate, with it's sudden changes of temperature, rain, wind and sunshine often intermingled in a single day, 1t is no wonder that our children, friends and relatives are so frequently taken from us by neglected colds, many deaths resulting from this cause. A bottle of Boschee's German Syrup kept in the house, and few doses taken In time, will possibly prevent severe ill., ness, doctors bill, and perhaps death. For fifty years this has been very successful remedy for coughs, colds. throat or lung troubles. It induces a good nights sleep with easy expec- toration in the morning. For sale by druggists in all parts of the civilized world, 25 and 75 cent bottles.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel be- cause it is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali- vate or make you sick.
 guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your slug gish liver to work and clean your bow els of that sour bile and constipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. I guar antee that bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family feel ing fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like its pleasant taste..-Adw
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Too Many nWhite losses"

Addressing a woman's welfare meet ing recently, Mrs. Lloyd George point ed a moral, with a quaintly pathetic little story.
 It concerned Yorkshire collier's wife, who each Saturday made prac- tice of calling at the pit where her husband worked, with a view to get ting him safely home, and, by per- suasion and tact, preventing him get ting to much drink en route.
 The poor woman, however, was fain to confess that she seldom sue ceeded, and asked why, she replied as follows:
 "Aw, ye see, lady, An might get Bill all reight past t White Hoss, but, don't ye see, lady, theer's tn Kings Head, an t Brahn Coo, an t Blue Pig seven other White Hosses, so to speyke -afore Bill gets dahn that hawf-mile to ahr haase."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
FRENCH TAKE ENTIRE BATTERY AFTER BLOODY FiGHT-PRIS-
 OVERS LIST GROWING.
ADV VANCE IS DIFFICULT
French Troops Press On in Face of Snow, Hail and Ran-Broken
 Ground Gives Defenders Advan-
 tage-Germans Are Forced Back.

French Headquarters in France Some of the most terrific and blood jest fighting in the course of the war enabled the French to increase their bag of prisoners to more than 17,000 on th2 third day of the battle, while the total of the field and heavy can non which they captured reached near ly so, not counting many others buried in the mud.
 Along nearly every point of the long line stretching from St. Quentin far to the eastward of Rheims, the French pushed forward and occupied posi- tions from which a further advance was promised Nothing seemed able to stay them, even though the ele- ments were strongly against them It showed hailed or rained from dawn till night, but, feeling that they had fully carried out seemingly impossi- ble tasks, although they were soaked and chilled to the marrow and com pelled to march, through the sticky mud with only a rare chance to snatch bit of rest in the open.
 The whole battle front is on ground greatly broken with hills and forests, presenting the most formidable ob- stacles to attacking forces and favor ing the defenders. For any one to get perspective of the line beyond an extremely limited distance is an impossibility
 The fighting here was of a most trying nature, as the French lines for more than two years have been on the edge of plain commanded by range of low, wooden hills on which the Germans were firmly established. It was out of the question for any body to venture upon the mo mans lan1' between the lines without receiving a salvo. yet the French have advanced across the intervening space and driven the enemy from some of the opposite slopes.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Rouuh On War Brides.

Washington. Representative Brit ten of Illinois introduced resolution proposing that exemption of married men from military duty under any fu- ture compulsory service legislation shall not aply to those married after April 1, this year, except under spe. cial order of the secretary of war.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Patents Not Affected.

Washington.-The status of patents held in this country by residents ot foreign countries now at war with tic United States will remain unchanged for the present, Thomas Ewing, com missioner of patents, announced. He said he did not believe it ever became necessary to take them over.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

how 1t came, the rDiscovery" cleanses, builds up, strengthens, and invigorate6 every part of the system. Eczema. Fry. slpelas, Saltrheum,. Tetter, Boils, Car. b1ncles, Enlarged Glands, and the worst Scrofulous Sores and Swellings are com. pletely and permanently benefited by it.
 The ~Discoverys Is made from native roots without alcohol, and can be had in liquid or tablet form from all dealers. It is one of the best tonics to-day, you feel refreshed in strength and vigoF afta taking this vegetable tonic.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Americans In Germany.

Amsterdam.-The Rheinische Vest falische Zeitung says that he Spanish legation in Berlin has ascertained that there are 442 American citizens 175 women and 78 children. Forty-slx are students and 145 business men, dentists, doctors, artists, etc. Only 1S6 were born in America.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Modern Salesmanship.

"So you think you'd like a position in the gown department. Have you good nerve?"
 q don't understand you. Is nerve necessary to sell gowns?"
 Nowadays it Is. Unless you can stand up and look customer straight in the eye as you ask her one hundred and fifty dollars for a gown she used to pay fifty dollars for two years ago you won't do."
 Most crooks start out by meaning to be square
 Weakness and murder will nrt
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Marital Graft.

Nose Johnsing-What will be your charge fo' marrying me and Melindy tomorrow?
 Parson Jackson-Two dollars.
 Nose Johnsing say, just charge her five and send me de differ ence to Lake Squeedunk, whar we's gwine on de honeymoon.-Puck.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Eiaure on a Necessity.

"You ought to be happy with wheat at $2 bushel.'
 'I'm not" answered Farmer Corn tossel. "I'm not any happier than I'd be if the springs were going dry for a season and water was worth $2 gall lon."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Valves Patent Riahts.

Detroit, Mich.-Henry Ford, at the request of the British government has waived all patent rights on his farm tractor, so that Great Britain can manufacture tractors for use in the British Isles and France.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Canada Ia Benefit.

Washington.-Canada's order put ting wheat and wheat products on the free list will be decidedly to the advantage of Dominion producers, ac cording to officials here.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Wilson May WieId Hoe.

Washington.-The White House is about to join the increased food pro duction movement by planting gar den, in which President Wilson may wield hoe when he finds spare mo- ment.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

pr. B. E. Jackson, Celebrated Physician, handed down to posterity his famous prescription for female troubles. Now sold under the name of "Femenina." Price 50c and $1.O0.-Adv. e
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
A Dry New Hampshire.

Concord, N. Ex-Governor Keys signed the Lewis bill, which will make prohibition effective in this state on May 1, 1918.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Rivalry.

"Have you given up your singing les sons?" asked Maude.
 ''Yes," replied Mayme. Fathers fond of music and he says he's tired of having me break in and interrupt the photograph"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Painfully So.

There is something reminiscent of the fortunes of war in the mother ship of the Deutschland seized in New Lon don."
 What's that?"
 "You know it was the Willehad. Now 1t is what Willie hasn't"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

Levers outside a new gas range move a broiler inside to any desired position with relation to the heat.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

About the only way an actor can at tract widespread attention Is by marry ing only one wife.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Millions To Charity.

New York.-The bulk of the estate of James Buchanan Diamond Jim) Brady estimated at from $3,50O,000 to $5,000, 100000, will go to charity
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

-thaG,S the way your skin will be, If you'll take Doctor Pierce'S Golden Medical Dis covery. Pimples. blotches, eruptions, and humorS are ut terly banished by this medicine. It takes away, more thor oughly and certainly than anything else, the blood poisons or Impurities that causo
 them.
 E0r ovorv Slxin. Scaln
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

True economy lies in making the fullest possible use of what is bought.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Her Theory.

"You don't eat much meat in your family, do you, Mrs. Comeup?'
 ''No; we are valetudinarians."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Another Operation Avoided

Richmond Ind-aFor years sick and weak from female when going stairs had to slowly the then sit down at the top to rest The said thought should have operation and friends thought would not live to into our house good results did weakness disappeared gained in strength moved into our home do all o garden enough praise Lydia Fkhams Vegetable Compound M o. JOHNSTON, Route D, Box 190. Richmond, Ind
 Of course there are many serious cases that only surgical operation will relieve. We freely acknowledge this but the above letters and many others like the amply prove that many operations recommended when medicine in many cases is all that is needed.
 you special advice write to Lydia Pnkham Medi- letter will be opened, read and answered held in strict confidence.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
Kansas Druggists Opinion
 of Kidney Medicine

 We can always speak very favorably in regard to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root for not single user has been dissatisfied with the results produced by it.. We have many customers who speak highly in be- half of Swamp Root and one person rec. ommends it to another. When any one inquiries concerning Swamp-Root we al. ways speak in it's favor.
 Very truly yours,
 o. P. BARBER & SON,
 Druggists. Oct IA, l9l8. Lawrence, Kan. Prove What Swamp Root Win Do For You Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bot tie. It will convince anyone. You will also receive booklet of valuable infor- nation, telling about the kidneys and blad- der. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores.-Adv,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25
The Right Medicine in Many Cases
 Does Better than the Surgeons < Knife. Tribute to Lydia E.. Pink
 hams Vegetable Compound.
Doctor Said Operation or Death-But Medicine Cured

Des Moines, Iowa.-"My husband says would have been in my grave today had it not been for Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound I suf- fered from serious female trouble and the doctors said could not live one year without an operation. My husband objected to the operation and had me try Lydia B. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. 1 soon commenced to get better and am now well and able to do my own housework. I can recom- mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to any woman as a wonderful health restorer."-Mrs
 BLANCHE JEFFERSON ,703 Lyon St., Des Moines, Iowa.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-04-25

Weakness and murder will out.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
Caution!
ALIAS SUMMONS.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF POW
Err COUNTY, IDAHO.
]. T. Davie. Plaintiff. VS.. John Bech-
tolt and Martha Bechtolt, his wife, De-
PENDANTS.
The state of Idaho sends greetings
to John Bechtolt and Martha Bech-
tolt, his wife, the above named defen-
dants and each and all of them:
You and each of you are hereby
notified that a complaint has been
filed against you in the district court
Of Power county, Idaho, by the above
named plaintiff, and you and each Of
you are hereby directed to appear and
answer the said complaint within
twenty days Of the service Of this
. summons if served within this Fifth
Judicial district of the state of Idaho,
and within forty days If served else
where; and you and each of you are
further notified that unless you so ap-
pear and answer said complaint with
in the time herein specified the plain
tiff will take judgment against you as
prayed for in said complaint.
The object Of said action is to fore
close a certain mortgage. described in
the complaint in said action, execut-
ed by defendants John Bechtolt and
Martha Bechtolt. his wife, on the 10th
day of November, 1913. payable to
plaintiff. said mortgage having been
filed Of record in Power county, Ida
no, on the 10th day of November, 1913
and thereafter recorded in book s OF
mortgages at page sos. said mort
gage having been given to secure the
payment OF a certain promissory note
described in said complaint, dated No
vember 10th, 1913, for $4,000 due and
payable in six months after said date
with interest thereon at 10 per cent
per annum;
And the further OBJECT OF said &C
ton is to recover Judgment against
these defendants for the amount Of
said note, interest, taxes and main
tenance dues paid by plaintiff on the
premises as alleged, costs OF abstract
$500 attorneys fees and costs herein
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
y. Y. FOOD AND FUEL
MEN ARE INDICTED
One Hundred and Eighteen Corpora
tons and Seyenty-One Individuals
Are Named.

NEW YORK, March 6.-The federal
grand jury, which has been investigat-
ing the high cos of food and fuel, re-
turned two indictments today, naming
as defendants in the hrst 10S corpora
tions and ffty-fve individuals. in the
second ten corporations and sixteen in
dividuals in the business of producing
or selling coal.
The defendants in the first indict-
ment are charged with participating in
a combination, among selling agents
aud producers of 1000, 900 out of
Be, 5000, 900 tons of coal produced an
'nually in certain districts of West Vir-
ginia, arbitrarily to fix prices at which
this coal is marketed.
The defendants in the second indict-
ment are charged with combin'nb,
through mining companies producing
5000, 900 IONS of such coal and with
selling agency, arbitrarily to fix prices
and to pool the proceeds of the sale
of the coal.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
PAUL BULFINCH.
NOTICE OF SALE OF ESTRAY

Notice is hereby given that unless
claimed and taken away before the
date OF sale, that the following de-
scribed animal will be sold at the
farm of c. E. England, near Pauline
post office, on March the Sth at two
o'clock D. m. One iron grey fillie
branded 10 on left shoulder, weight
about ESQ pounds. Unless claimed
and taken away before said date said
animal will be sold at public sale to
the highest bidder for cash. and the
proceeds used to pay the costs OF its
keep and the cost of advertising and
sale, and the surplus, if any. turned
into the county treasury.
d. b. JEFFRIES,
Sheriff Power County.
Feb. s-Mar- 10
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
MANUFACTURES LEAD THE
EXPORTS OF COUNTRY

Manufactured articles continue as
the country's heaviest export item.
Figures made public Tuesday by the
department of commerce show that
for the seven months ending with jan
uary they totaled S1,7O3, 100000 in
value. Foodstuffs we're next, with a
value of s61O,1O0 900. Crude mater
ials were valued at s46O.67S 900, and
manufactures for further use in manu-
featuring S249. 9SS. 900.
Crude materials. with a value of
s541. 600, 900, formed the biggest share
of imports.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08

Following is a formula which is be-
ing used by several local farmers
where roupe has broken out
Stir one pound n~apthalene flakes in
two gallons coal oil and mix two or
three days till dissolved, then add
one pint turpentine and one pint OF
crude carbolic acid. Spread this pre-
paration on perches before the chick
ems go to roost. Breathing b air
charged with napthalene assists pol
try in overcoming roupe.
w. KJOSNESS.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08

Rome in chickens is very similar
in many respects to influenza or dis
temper in horses or colds in Romans.
II IS caused by exposure and drafts
and one of the most important preven-
~titivesis a warm, dry, well banked up
vet well ventilated chicken mousse
Ventilation should come through an
opening or window near the roof Gov
cred with cheese cloth. Ar oraI.s
near the floor are bad. Poultry snoulo
not be fed on icy or cold damp
floors.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
MEXICAN BANDITS BURY
L. =. MINER ALIVE
PrOspectOr Robbed and Beaten, Digs
Himself Out of Shallow Grave.

PHOENIX. Ariz., March 6.-Buried
alive by two treacherOus Mexicans
who thought they had killed him when
robbing him of his last IS, Chris Ras-
mussen, a prOspector, dug himself out
of his shallow grave hours afterward
and staggered into Crown King. miles
away.
Armed posses are searching Crown
King hills tonight for the two thieves.
Rasmussen, in company with the
two Mexicans, was on a prospecting
tour of the mountains. Miles away
from any camp. the Mexicans sudden
ly attacked Rasmussen and beat him
insensible. Then they buried him and
fled.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08

Cut this out and mail to
DEPT. OF BACTERIOL0GY
University of Idaho
Moscow,
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08

Alfalfa as a hay and pasture crop
on the dry land farm has demonstrate
ed its worth to A. L. Flemister of Les
bia. n. NJ. The Flemister ranch is
located in northeast New Mexico, at
an altitude of about 1000 feet, with
an annual average rainfall Of ap-
proximately 16 inches, and high
evaporation. There is no water for
irrigation, except for the garden, all
field crops being cultivated by dry
farming methods.
The season of 1916 witnessed a
hundred-day drouth, there having been
no rain OF use to plant growth in May,
June or July. 1t vas late in August,
after heavy showers had revided the
crops, that the writer visited the
ranch. While the alfalfa in this
Batch did not make a hay crop, it
furnished hog pasture and paid for
itself in pork.
Mr.. Flemister's report on it is as
follows:
Il pastured the pigs in the alfalfa
all summer and late in the fall fed
them on pasture. Then l put them in
a floored pen and fed them all the
milo they could eat for thirty days,
following that with thirty days on
corn. Three of the pigs dressed out
275 pounds, one at 400 and another at
AIS. I got Al gallons of fine lard lard
from the five and am carrying my littls
pigs over, so l a put them on al
falfa pasture early in the spring.
Il sowed an acre and a half Of rye
but il is so dry that il will not do to
Zasture till spring. l did not get tc
Wave any alfalfa seed this spring, al
though 1 let some go to seed two oil
three seasons ago and it did fine.
1T is a paying crop. when planted
in rows 80 inches apart and cultivated
II will make at least n good hay
crop in a normal season, sometimes
two. and then give a good yield o.
seed in the falL."-Western Farm Life
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
DIRIGIBLE BIDS OPENED.

Bids for eight or more non-rigid
dirigible airships for a and harbor
patrol work, opened at Washington
Tuesday by the navy. disclosed offers
from five companies, with prices for
one airship ranging from s71.500 to
S47. 900. and deliveries in 120 days. Five
million dollars have been appropriate
ed and the number of airships will be
determined later.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1917-03-08
LUTHERAN SERVICES.

German Lutheran services viii be
held at St Johns Lutheran church
regularly on the second and fourth
Sundays of each month, beginning at
HOO a m. Sunday school preceding
each service, beginning at 10000 o'clock
You are invited to attend these ser
vices. II