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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
BETTER THAN CASH
AND EASY TO CASH.

Bear these facts In mind.
A Liberty Bond is as good as gold.
II liz backed by tho American Nation.
II can be sold at any time at full
value.
II you own Liberty Bond you own
something that Is better than cash
for It will be drawing interest at az
per cent every minute. Leaves out the
patriotism OF 1t and those who buy
Will have made wise Investment.
II is a loan to your Government and
there isn't any better person to whom
TO loan money than Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam is all the American peo-
pie. This war is the war OF all the
American people. II Is UP to all the
American people TO win this war, and
one Of the first things that must DO
done In to get every Liberty Bond sold
and get the money into the United
States Treasury.
A Liberty Bond will never be a white
elephant" on your hands. 1t will al
ways be money laid by. You can leave
It there. drawing interest, or, in emer
gency you can sell 1t.
1t is as easy to cash as IS bill.
You don't have TO pay the full
amount for bond when you apply for
one.
You pay only two per cent OF the
value OF the bond. II you apply for a
800 bond. you pay only So then. You
can paytthe rest when you get the bond
on June IS, or you can pay 1t in INSTALL
ments that you can meet easily.
A Liberty Bond is the safest thing in
the world for you, and It will help guard
the safety of democracy thruout the
world
That's what a Liberty Bond is. APP
ply today for yours.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
COMMISSIONERS SALE.

John w fowler. Plaintiff
against
jeff Collinsworth and
LAURA Splllnsworth, Plaintiffs.
by virtue OF Judgment an order OF
safe OF the Lawrence Circuit Court,
rendered az It's special term OF Decem-
Der q 1915. In the above cause shall
proceed TO offer for sale al the court
house door in Louisa Lawrence cour
", Kentucky, to the highest and bet
bidder at public auction, at 100 o'cio k
p m. on June rs, 1917. chat bel
County Court day. upon credit OF <
ana Twelve months. the following de-
scrlpeu real estate which lies on Cat
ereSN IN lawrence county, Kentucls
,'nu - bounded on the north by tbs
anus 81 Ben Rice and Noah Ellis, and
GA Oh me west by the land OF j. Shortage,
Nly Jones and Adam Hartman, on the
south ana east II is bounded by Cat
creek and the lands OF A. J. Scott and
Is me same land which was conveyed
~ deed from John w. fowler and
esther Fowler to Jeff Colllnsworth.
containing l75acres the deed for which
=, y recorded In deed book 50. page s2e in
me lawrence County Clerks records.
~ mike the sum Of One Thousand
eluvVVpl Dollars with interest from
september 10, 1915. and The cost Of this
ton - ''','
rms land viii be sold subject 20 a
PRO, pr,pr lien OF Lindsey Fannin for $500
win interest and cost and the purchas-
er under this sale will have the right
10 pay Lindsey Fannin his debts. inter-
NJ st ."nu cost and take conveyance OF
ms property subject to the rights Of
S S' colllnsworth' the defendant, to re-
to redeem same.
I'm, me purchaser will be required TO ex-
eecute bonds payable 10 aaid commIss-
Toner 70 with approved security and a lien
a. reserved ,.' on said property for said
u usu, interest and cost and said bonds
shall bear legal interest and havc shc
iorce ana effect Of Judgment. 1-s-l5
w NJ. SAVAGE.
- Master cominisslonor.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
WHY NAMED 4LlsERrY LOAN"

The $4,000. 100000 bond issue Of this
year is named THE Liberty Loan of
1917" because 1t is to be a free loan
from a free people to be used in free
ing the world.
1t is the loan Of liberty loving peo-
pie to be devoted to the establishment
of liberty in Europe and on the high
seas.
1t is the loan of the great democracy
of the New World to redress the wrongs
and support the cause Of the democ-
racy of the Old.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Miss Emma belong made a business
trip TO Louisa Monday.
Misses AIargie Da.org and Martha
Clark filled their regular hours with
Miss Ramey, their music teacher, at
Louisa Thursday afternoon.
Alvah Drake of Pittsburgh, Pa. is
expected to visit old friends and rela-
tives here at once.
There will DO church here the first
Sunday evening and Sunday night in
June by Rev. Kirk TEN CHUAiS.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
REPRODUCTION.

BY special requests. and lnasnach as
a misleading idea OF the high and in
structiye character OF the drama was
formed Ton the part OF many who did
attend tho previous productions We
take extended pleasure in again pre-
senting to the public
"ST. PAUL'S APPEAL TO CESAR
"A Sacred Drama In Three Acts
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
satnrdny and sunday.

saturday ana SUNDAY.
Quite a crowd OF girls and boys went
to Sulphur Spring Sunday afternoon.
Maude Miller. formerly a student OF
X. N. c.. at Louisa, has returned home
Misses Belvn Bethany and Johnnie
Petry went to Buchanan Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Uric Miller were here
last week visiting relatives,
Charles Miller will leave for Catletts-
burg this week.
There will be church here third Sat
urday night and Sunday IN June. Ev-
erybody come and bring some one with
you. BLUE BELLE.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
ELAe ON couRrhousE.

A beautiful new flag was raised on
the courthouse tower Wednesday morn
ing. This flag was bought by number
OF the lawyers and the office forces OF
the different public and private Offices
of the town and was purchased by
CONGRESSMAN John Langley in Wash
ington. Mr.. Langley writes that this
flag compares favorably with the flags
on the public buildings in Washington
and indeed 1t is beautiful flag.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
AUCTION SALE OF LOTS
IN FORT GAY, WEST VA.

Elsewhere will be found an lmpor-
tant announcement OF an auction sale
OF lots in Borders Addition at TT Gay,
which Is exactly what that town has
needed for good many years. II lots
had heretofore been available there.
quite a good deal OF building activity
would have undoubtedly resulted. FL
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
GONE TO MICHIGAN.

Miss Alice Record left Tuesday morn
ing for Ann Arbor. Mich, where she
expects to do library work during the
summer. She spent Wednesday with
friends at the Western College for wo.
men at oxford, Ohio. Miss Record will
reach in the High School at Union City.
Pa, this winter.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Dwale Coal Company Ashland: cap
ital, $4,000: incorporators, ]. =. Clarke,
T. b. Powell and S. $. Willis
The j. N. Marcum OIL ant Gas Com
pany. Louisa: capital, $4,000; incor-
porators. ]. N. Marcum. b. F. Roberts
ant r. L. Sweet.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
CATLETTSBURG NEWS

Taken To Cincinnati.
Mr.. George Gunnell, Sr, who has
been a sufferer for a long time of a
growth in his side, went to Cincinnati
Friday accompanied by Mrs. Gunnell
and Miss Amanda Yates. He will en-
ter hospital and may submit to an
operation. His many friends@earnestly
hope that it may be entirely successful.
They returned home on Sunday af-
ternoon.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
PIKE COUNTY NEWS
RETURNED FROM CAMP.

The Camp Fire Girls. who spent last
week In camp on Johns creek, returned
home Monday afternoon. They report
a delightful time, and they were espec-
tally pleased with the way in which
the people OF that vicinity treated them.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Gay. the twin sister OF Louisa. Is de-
stined TO play no small part In the nc
tlvities surrounding her. and we are
glad to see her starting OFF right The
sale is in the hands OF tho Bowman
Realty Co. the well known and sue
cessful operators at Huntington. and
viii be held Saturday. June End.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Liberty bonds will be ready about
June 18th The U. S. government guar
antees that if any bonds are issued Ia
ter bearing more than 3ls per cent,
then these will be taken up and re-
placed with those bearing the higher
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

J. X. Parsons has been attracted
hack TO Logan county, W. Va. BY tho
gilttering prospects for coal air. Para
ons has been In Fleming. KY. Tor some
time, He viii soon begin operations on
HUFF creek
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

The first soldier boy from Ashland
20 give up his life for his country in
the present war was Master Hal Nc
Donald, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. C. Nc
Donald, who died In the government
hospital at Washington, d. c., Sunday.
May 81. He had been i'll for some three
weeks OF pneumonia in a hospital at
Portsmouth. Va, and It was thought
he was on the road to recovery. He
was moved to the government hospital
at Washington where he died OF scar
let fever.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
E0-PEoPLE-C0
0Oei0ger, Broader, Better Pro- W

Datei-Friday. June /. 1917.
Place college Auditorium
Time:-Doors open Z, Curtain 7:25
p. m.
Ticketsi--Atkins & Vaughan.
Admission;-15, 25c, (R. l0o.)
Benefit:-"Kappa Sigma Pr organi-
zation. I
Your last chance to see this Drama
FREDERIC CAIN, Director.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
Friday June I. 1917.

Don't fail to go to your voting place
and register next Tuesday if YOU are Il
to 80 years inclusive If entitled to ex-
emption your name will be removed
from the list later on by proper Off
cials
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
Or. Record Passes Throuah.

Dr. James f. Record. president OF
Pikeville college, passed through en-
route to Uniontown, Pa, for a visit
with relatives.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

According TO widely circulated rn-
NOR. Omar. w Va. also win set a sta
ton at tho sarne time that Logan does.
Plans for the station In the mining
town are said 10 have boon drawn.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Editor John B. Corns Of tho Ironton
Register and Miss Martha Moore,
daughter of Mrs. @. n, Moore one Of
the owners of the Register, were mar
ried Wednesday Of last week in Ash
land. KY. the Rev. w. G. Condit, Of
ficiating.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Mr.. and Mrs. John NJ Waugh and
family have moved from Gr7iyscn to
Hillcrest cottage on the Waugh farm
west OF Grayson 10 spend tho summer.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

c. G. Stratton, of South Broadway,
baggage master on the Big Sandy di-
vision OF the c. & .. road had pa
ralytic stroke yesterday morning and
was later moved to the c. & o. hospital
at Huntington, W. Va, Mr.. Stratton
has not been well for several weeks.
His condition today is some improved.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Charles Holland, coiorcd miner OF
Ethel, dssd In the Logan hospital from
injuries received a, Ethel tits death
WAS the result Of a cove-in. His body
was shipped 10 Hazard. KY
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

DR.. ]. t. Deskins, who is in the city,
received telephone message from Fish
Trap last night apprising him of his
fathers critical illness. He returned
home Immediately.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Roanoke. Va, May William v.
Mccoy and j. w Phlppa. mountaineers
Of this section. are held In Jail here
while Federal agents are gathering ov-
idence 10 show that they were attempt
Ing 10 organize monntainecrH 20 resist
the army draft Evidence gathered by
the Federal agents il that the two men
gathered about 900 followers who sign
cd an oath and made plans 10 attack
revenue agents and land owners blow
UP bank and a railway bridge and d.
vide the spoils OF their raid.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

The funeral OF LOWS II. Ronk. of
Huntington. whose body was found
sunday At Ironton, was held wednes-
day. lnterment waa made at Milton.
a picture In watch found on tho
body and tattoo II II. r. are said
% have been the means % effectIng a
positive Identification.
Ronk. son OF Asa Ronis. with Ern-
est II. Blankenship. was drowned last
November while they were crossing the
river in skiff.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
viii Tour The East.

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r. Estep, of Chaffee,
left on No. yesterday for Newark. N.
j., where they will visit their daugh-
ter. Mrs. Paul thurman. for time, she
having been Miss Nola Estep. They
will there visit many point of interest
in the east before they return home.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
Mrs. Johnson Passes THROUGH.

Mrs. j. J. Johnson, of jenkins, pass
ed through Friday enroute to Hunting
ton.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
WEST VIRGINIA
III '..',- ,..t Q;
ITEMS OF NEWS

All national guard organizations viii
be called into the federal service be-
tween July 10 and August 5.
Governors Of the various states have
been authorized to recruit to war
strength.
Ohio and West Virginia will be call.
ed July 10.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01
Had Paralytic Stroke.

John Spence, 33, and Faurania Jo-
seph, 80, both of Bears creek.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Twelve dead and six injured was the
probable toll OF wreck on the BaIti-
more q Ohio at Wallace. w Va, fiji
teen miles north OF Parkersburg, a
freight train backed into a work train
car in which twenty men
were quartered for lunch.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Rapidly Recovering.
Raymond limerick, who has had a
long siege of typhoid and pneumonia,
is recovering.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

Carl Raymond, formerly with the l.o-
gan County Light & Power COMPANY
at Logan w. Va. has received COM
mission as first lieutenant In the ON
GERS reserve corps and lis in chatta
nooga with tho division that is being
formed there for service IN France.
Raymond Is the first Logan county Inv
70 receive a commission.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

MARRIAGE Permits.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1917-06-01

1t is regular cleanup sale-not bous
NEWCoMB kind-apparel OF quality in
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Trade Made Palestine Great.

All that made Palestine populous and prosperous at any time was the course of trade. The route for ex- change of products between Assyria and Egypt was over the desert of Stony Arabia, through the gaps in the Lebanon mountains, and over the best ford of the Jordan. From there the fine wares of Ispahan and Babylon and Nineveh were either sent down into Egypt, or carried few miles farther to the ancient city of Acre, which then had the best harbor on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean. This pros- perity lasted until the harbor at Acre began to silt up, and the course of trade changed to the north through Damascus and Antioch. Then Pales- tine became poor, because the people went where there were greater oppor- tunities. as they have to this day.
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Didn't Know Who Hit Him.

In the Harlem court it was no easy matter for a negro porter to explain just what had hit him, says the New York Sun. His head was neatly bound in the gauzy whiteness of first aid, and but for brace of dark and indignant eyes which flashed from the front of the medical bundle and pair of large md dark ears protruding from either side, he would have resembled a care fully nodded, bullet-shaped snowfall. Through a slight slit in the sanitary headgear the negro explained that he had been hit from 35 directions while at work in cafe. At tke time he as. serted he was engaged in 'scolding the boss' about his small wages, the class of persons who came to the cafe and the superiority of the negro race over the white in every detail except their genral color scheme. "Well, who hit you," asked the magistrate. "We.}-l," :" said the porter, q don't know jes' who all took slam at me, but what know is dis: In dat store at dat time they were about 35 men, an what do know Is that I was wallOped at least B times. Yer honor. jes' use your own judg. ment."
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Superstition etlll Lives.

Old actors believe the witches song in Macbeth to possess the power of casting evil spells and the majority of them dislike to play in Che piece. Some of the creatures met with at sea are considered 'unlucky. If shark is seen following . ship for days, it Is thought that someone on board is doomed to die shortly. The birds known as Mother Carey's chickens, when they perch upon the rigging of a vessel, are believed to be messen- gers of a storm. Dolphins or porpoises seen in calm are unfavorable omens. The naming of warship after stinging or venomous things is considered un- lucky. In Newfoundland the supersti- tious say that if ship has star board list 1t Is a sign of a quick pass
 age; port list, 1t is sign of long passage. The throwing overheard dur ing a calm of old clothes too bad to wear. which have been saved for the purpose, is supposed ta bring wind.
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Artificial Limbs Not New.

Artificial limbs with movable joints were made by the famous Ambroise Pare-1517 to -1590-the celebrated French surgeon known as "The Faith CT of French Surgery" He was surgeon to Henry the Second-1552-and also to Francis the Second, Charles the Ninth and Henry the Third. Later on Father Sebastian, Carmelite monk, was renowned for the manufacture of movable arms and hands. About the middle of the seventeenth century Falcinelli, a Florentine surgeon, men, tions artificial eyes of gold, silver and crystal painted in different colors; he also describes gold and silver ears which were either tied to the head with strings or else sewn on the skin of the scalp by the aid of gold and sill. yer wire. Silver noses, too, are spok. en of as having been in use for a long time.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-09-30
or,oln of Health Drinking.

The custom of drinking the health of the most popular man at the table has its, foundation in the ancient prac- tice originated by the Greeks and adopted by the Romans of drinking to the gods and the dead, observes an exchange. The Greeks and Romans later began the practice of drinking to each other, and from this arose the custom of toasting living men. But health drinking in it's modern form, originating in England in the royster. ing days of Charles II. begins with the custom of drinking to the ladies or to any woman who happened to be the reigning belle of the court. Many and various were the quaint customs asso. ciated with the toasts of those days. For example. in certain companies of military officers etiquette demanded that the cup shouid be passed from hand to hand. Tn many midnight gatherings of Alsatia, gallants stabbed themselves in the arms in order to drink with their blood the health of the woman on whom their hearts were set. T.
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Fouaht Hard for Freedom.

In ancient and early medieval times Khiva was a part of the kingdom of Bactria, Parthia and Persia in turn. The great Genghis Khan overran 1t in the year 1221 and 130 years later 1t fell beneath the ruthless sword of famerlane. As early as the seven- teenth century the Cossacks had dis covered the wealth of the province. and in 1717 Peter the Great made an unsuccessful effort to annex 1t. A century and a quarter later Car Nicli' olas l also attempted to conquer 1t. but with no greater success. Finally, In 1873, three Russian columns were set ln motion with the design of squeez- ing the country into submission. In May of that year Khiva capitulated and the khan agreed to pay war in- 1elnnity of $11.OO0,O00, debt which Is still being liquidated in annual in- allmcnts.-National Geographic So- tiety Bulletin. ''.'.
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Dickens Forensle Masterpiece.

Dickens lawyers are legion, but none of them has a stronger hold on the memory of his readers than Ser saant Buzfuz, whose peroration in Bardell vs. Pickwick ranks as f0ren' sic masterpiece: "But Pickwick, gen. tlemen, Pickwick, the ruthless destroy CT of this domestic oasis in the desert of Boswell street-Pickwick, who has choked up the well and thrown ashes on the sward-Pickwick who comes before you today with his heartless to- mato sauce and warming pans-Pick- wick still rears his head with unblush- ing effrontery and gazes without sigh on the ruin he has made. Damages. gentlemen, heavy damages, is the only punishment with which you cNn visit him-the only recompense you can award to my client. And for those damages she now appeals to an en- frightened. a high-minded. right-feel- ing, conscientious, dispassionate, a sympathizing, a contemplative jury of her civilized countrymen."
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Easy. If You Know How.

A local preacher tells an Interesting story of an incident in which he took part while in another city. It seems that while in his study two middle aged people called with a marriage H. cense and request that he tie the knot. The woman was widow of Swedish birth and did not understand English, and the man. who was q Scotchman, did not understand her tongue. This gave the pastor puz- gle to solve, but he decided to ask the usual questions in their respective Ian. guages. After the ceremony had been performed the pastors curiosity led him to ask the question, "You do not understand each other; how did you manage to propose to the woman?" After fidgeting about a bit and hitch ing up his belt, the happy groom smiled and said, "To tell the truth, pastor, 1 didn't have to say much."-Worcester Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-09-30
imagination Wac ct Work.

Two men were reviewing the art ex. hibitlon at the Grand Central palace in New York. One looked at the work critically, but the other 1idgstied about and seemed in hurry to move on os backward or out. Finally his compan ion needed his discontinue. "Don't like the work. eh?" he asked. "No in- terest, what7" I'm interested a bit" answered the fidgetty one. Its not the art I'm complaining of. It's this suit I've on. It's new ana all that. Doesn't fit; uncomfortable; conspicu- ous; boshw His companion surveyed him. "Not at all," he said. "Imagina. tion. pure imagination. Looks we'll, feels bad. That's all. If you don't want people to look at 1t, wear top hat and tan shoes. There's always | way, old dear. Always q means, old top. Use your mind. old thing."
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The cost of this Advertisem ent to the tax Pay'''
 District is $500. s1

The cost of this Advertisem ent to the tax P"''
 District is $500.
 THIRD ANNUAL REPORT OF PAVING DlsThcl No' II \ As
 RECEIPTS: L.-J -JNas,, Sept 30, 1916 balance hand ---------- ,u 1916, received from attorney Tor dsuc NI Oct H. 1916, received from attorney for dstrc Oct 23 1916, received from attorney Tor dsce June 21' 1s17 received from city co'le''o' r# ~ nISBrJR SEMENTS: ,, --A Nj Voucher Reinberger attorney Dls nop
 Voucher Adams Printing com mPany, and comms Voucher Mo- 70, Simmons National Bank' in' bonds ----------f x Voucher 7 w. ". Hut, commission Voucher Mo- 72 w. McBryde, commission and comsp0D Voucher 73, National Bank lntei bonds .usN
 -~~> Total ----.--------."---------------- ptt Balance hand in bank CounclL Respectfully submitted the Honorable U
 En MCAa1a0MS l
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No AnlmaIe for film.

One day Johns mother was going to have company and she told him to go to the market and get some oysters. She said: eve will have oyster soup" John was busy thinking. Finally he said: ''I'u eat the soup. but no animals for me-"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-09-30
Ho Jolned In Anyway.

Ted went to Sunday school for the 0rst time. When he returned his mother asked how he liked 1t. "It was pretty good, but I couldn't make out what they were singing" he re- piled. "Then you didn't singT' his mother asked. "Oh, yes, I did. just sang Put on Your Old Gray Bon net"