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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09
BODIEs OF. AUTO MEN SHIPPED.

The body Of J. W. Gabe, who was
killed in an automobile accident near
Ysleta Saturday morning, was sent
Sunday to his home in Vicksburg. Miss,
for burial.
The body OF Lewis Spears. killed in
the same accident. wa staken to Dallas
Texas. Saturday. accompanied BY his
wife, and their young daughter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09
MISS aUINNIE FAGOLo.

Miss Quinnie D. Fagolo died at the
home of her parents. Mr. and Mrs y
= Fagolo, 1880 Myrtle. Monday morn
Ing about $3.50 o'clock. She was II years
old and was a student in the FL PasO
schools She had been i'll only A short
time Funeral arrangements have no.
vet been completed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09


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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09
COURT UPHOLDS
THE OREGON LABOR LAW

Washington. D. c, April 9.-The su-
preme court upheld as constitutional
the Oregon law limiting labor of men
in mills. factories and manufs curing
establishments TO ten hours a day. but
permitting Is hours labor if paid time
and a half for overtime
1t was the first general hours of Ia
Dor state law ever before the supreme
court
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09
TROOPER M. GREELY DIES
OF INJURIES IN POLO GAME

Means Greedy, private. troop X. 1Ith
cavalry, died at the base hospital Sun
day night at o'clock from injuries re-
ceived in a polo game Sunday after
noon at Fort Bliss. Greedy was -
years old and had served three years
and six months in the army His home
is in Warrington. No, where his pa
rents have been notified.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-09

Are you getting all OF the money
your house should bring? Ask Les
Newman specialize on tenements-
Phone 1904 $685. S Fl Paso.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
IT GETS THEM ALL IN END
Related Speed Germ Manifests Tits Presence in Centenarian About to
 Take First Auto Ride.

Kitty Goetz, one hundred years old, and her brother, Igny Karisch, only ninety eight, resolved that they would never go to an institution for the aged. True, the wind that had blown the roof from their squatters shanty was sweeping cold1y over the meadows near Rosedale, L. L, where they lived, and they had nothing to eat. But they weren't going to leave their homes just for that. Spring would be coming soon. Kitty left her nightdress on all day to fool the police, for she reckoned they wouldn't take a lady through the streets in her nightdress.
 Then they heard purring sound, which grew louder, then seemed to stop just outside their door. They tottered out and saw large, sleek automobile. Eve come to take you for ride" a police sergeant announced. Were going to Kings County hosptal." Kitty had never been in an automobile be- fore, and as she looked at the big car q belated speed germ infected her soul
 Say" she demanded, show fast can we get to that plaeeY'-New Fork Tribune.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
HIS VOICE FROZEN TO POST
At Least This Is Deduction of Wyo. ming Weather Observes From
 Very Peculiar Phenonenon.

Seoffers have arisen from time to time to say that United States official weather reports are a joke in so far as they deal with the future but their descriptions of the present and past are admittedly serious and accurate. Therefore one must not read in too jovial a frame of mind the report of David Moore, observer at Castle Rock, Wyo., where they have been having some very cold weather. MT. Moore cites in his report that one night two men stopped at his cabin, and the next morning he tried in vain to call one of them, who was at the barn, to come to breakfast. But the man did not come. So the two sat down to break fast without him. In about ten min- utes the man in the barn strOlled into the house.
 "Why didn't you call me when break fast was ready?" he asked.
 q did was the answer.
 That was during the cold snap. A thaw hit Castle Rock a few days ago. Moore says, and while he was stand ing in the back door summing himself, he was startled by a weird medley of counds. By listening closely he could hear the words:
 Come on to breakfast!" 1"
 There was no one in sight. And then he realized why the man had not heard him.
 The voice, his own voice, had frozen to a post and was thaWing out.-Bos. ton Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Snake Problem.

This is not new but it's worth re- beating. A man in Zion City, H., sent it to the News:
 Two Zion City snakes, of which there are abundance on the lake front property, had a fight. One was a gar ter snake and the other a bullhead." Each was three feet long and in their ferocity they seized each other by the tail and proceeded to swallow each other whole. They both started at the same time and at the same rate of speed. e-.5 r..-..
 Now the question is, which of these two snakes survived, or rather which one was on the outside by the time the other was swallowed, the garter snake or the bullhead?
 It took five minutes for the two snakes to swallow each other and they both swallowed each other right to the tip of the fangs. Which one was on the outside when they were finished or were they both inside?-Indianap- olis News.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel be- cause it is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable. therefore it cannot sali- vate or make you sick.
 I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your slug gish liver to work and clean your bow els of that sour bile and eonstipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. guar antee that bottle of Dodson's Live1 Tone will keep your entire family feel ing fine for months. \ Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like it's pleasant taste.-Adw
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
CAL0MEL MAKES Y0U SICK, UGH!
 TTS MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Straghten Up! Don't Lose Days Work Clean Your Sluggish
 Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone"

Ugh! Calome1 makes you sick Take a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to- night and tomorrow you may lose a days work
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile crashes into 1t, break ing it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping If you feel sluggish and "all knocked out" if your liver is torpid and bowels consti- pated or you have headache, dizziness coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
PRESIDENT URGES
 UNITED ACTION IN
 MAR FOR LIBERTY
Wilson Issues Personal Appeal to
 the Nation.
ASKS THE FARMERS TO AID
Chief Executive Tells Them That They Hold the Fate of Nations and Asks Every Effort to Supply Food Says the Supreme Test
 Has Arrived.

Washington, April 17.-In a personal appeal addressed on Sunday night to his fellow countrymen President Will son calls upon every American citizen man, woman and child-to join to- gether to make the nation a unit for the preservation of it's ideals and for tri- umph of democracy in the world war.
 'The supreme test of the nation has come, says the address. We must all speak, act and serve together"
 Putting the navy on q war footing and raising a great army are the sim plest parts of the great task ahead, the president declares, and he urges all the people, with particular emphasis on his words to the farmers, to coneen- trate their energies, practice economy, prove unseltishneSs and demonstrate efficiency.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
As to File Clerks.

John Raymond of Muncie was file clerk tn the Indiana house of repre- sentatives. He was approached by a young woman of his acquaintance, who asked, And what does a file clerk do, MT. Haymond?"
 "Why, he does just what his title indicates" responded the young man. "Ee files things"
 "Ah, how plain you make it." she said. Il used to have an uncle in Win chester who was blacksmith, and he filed things, but they never called him clerk. k.'-Indianapolis News.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
The HauahtY Master Cecil

The waywardness of Master Cecil, a boy of six years, sometimes made it necessary for his mother to use her slipper. This usually resulted in I haughtiness of manner and expression for some hours after Master Cecil had been "attended to- One evening his father came home to discover palpable proof of the fact that Cecil had been having private interview with his mother.
 'sWelI, Cecil, what's the trouble now?" asked his father,
 ''Your wife has been licking me again, sirn was the reply.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Weak, FaInty Heart, and Mysteries can be rectifed by taking "Renovine" a heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and $I. Adv.
Comfort First.

Two little girls whose parents were natives of Norway had just been lis tening to lecturer who praised the people of that country very highly.
 Lust think I was born in Nor way!" said one with a good deal of pride.
 Well" the other answered, T could have been horn there if I'd wanted to, but l thought I'd rather just be born in America, and then I'd be here."- Christian Herald.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Invited Them ALI.

A little boy asked his mother to let him have birthday party. She an- swered, ''Yes, if you are a good boy until then" So when the time came she sent out twenty invitations to his little schoolmates. When the little guests arrived, the mother thought she would count them so as to arrange for refreshments, and in the meantime they kept coming one after another.
 She said: "Why, Robbie, what have you doneT
 "Oh, just invited every little kid l met. so l would get lots of presents
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

bent figure. Lasher protested strongly when his better half dropped off to sleep and rolled down upon him.
 ''We will get twin beds and both can sleep in comfort" said the thin Mrs. Lasher.
 "We will not" said the portly MT. Lasher.
 And the rolling down hill and the bringing up with a bump against Mir Lasher continued nightly. Mrs. Lasher said each bump was the signal for a verbal onslaught. The court granted her decree of divorce.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
 AIphabetic Advantaqe.

"Who was the first man?" asked the teacher.
 Adam" answered the member of congress who had just answered the roll call. Or maybe he got the advan- tage of being mentioned first simply because his name began with the let ter A."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
WIFE DlV0RCES JACK STRAIT
Like Two Famous Characters of Nurs- cry Fame, Husband Was Too
 Fat and Wife Too Lean.

Chicago.-Like Jack Spratt and Joan Spratt of nursery fame, Charles W. Lasher, Jr., was too fat and Mrs. Lasher too thin. He weighed 226 pounds, she weighed 119. Naturally, Lasher's side of the bed sagged con- siderably, and Mrs. Lasher's side sloped gently down toward his recum-
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Ashes of Roses.

"Why don't you marry Mathilde?' asked the friend. "She loves you and would make you happy. Whats the trouble with her?'
 "Her past"
 "Her past? And what fault do you find with her past?" "The length of it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
But Just as Good.

"Old Mrs. Hardy, who is always get ting sayings twisted, made a funny re- mark when little Mabel came to the table with molasses round her mouth" ]"
 "What did she say?"
 "She said: AS the old proverb has it, children should be clean, not smeared.'''
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
A Universal Favorite.

"Who is your favorite writer?" she asked sweetly, in order to get conver- sation moving right along.
 "The guy who signs my pay checks" responded the mercenary brute.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
HREAl-IY NOW-

T can't take that. I must have Red Cross Ball Blue. I have used it for more than ten years. My white dresses, linens and lace curtains are snowy white. I simply cant do with out Red Cross Ball Blue. You will get 1t? All right, I'll wait. t.'-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Its Sort.

"Harry is very ardent in his profes- trust a lovers devotion."
 That's right. Most of it is only lip service"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Easily Done.

Tt is all very well to talk about some way of rising in the world quick" "That's easy, son. Just smoke over the gasoline tank"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful head of hair. If yours is streaked with gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re- store 1t to it's former beauty and lus- ter by using "La Creole" Hair Dress ing. Price $1.00.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
HeIp! :!

Can you send a deg by parcel post?" asked the Old Fogy. "Yes,' replied the Crouch. "You can if 1t # male."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

WHY HAVE cHILLs AND FEVER2
 "Plantation's Chill Tonic is guaran- teed and will do the work in a week. Your money cheerfully refunded by dealers if it fails after giving it a proper trial. Price 50c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Aliens FOOt- Ease for the Troops,

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes or used in the foot bath. Young men in every community are using Aliens Foot.Ease in their drills for Military Preparedness. Used by the Allied, French and English troops be- cause it rests the feet, takes the friction from the shoe and makes walking easy.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Clever Georae.

Mabel-Oh, George, they say ths moon is a dead body. George-Awright, les sit up with the corpse
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Different.

Mrs. Skinn-TelI the gentleman I'm not receiving today, Mary.
 Mary--Tie atn't deliverin', ma'am; he's eolIectin'
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

Pimples, boils, carbuneles, dry up and disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Naturally.

Minnie-Do you think that the good die young?
 Joseph-If they don't, where are they?
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Walked Off With If

"This dog took first prize at the cat show" Flows that?" "Well, he took the cat"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

IL A x IF O S A digestive liquid laxative, cathartic and live5 tonic. Combines strength with palatable, aromatic taste. Does not gripe or disturb stomach. 60c
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
EthnieaI Couraqe.

''Why is it that Indians are more stoical in the face of death than white men?"
 T suppose it is because Indians have always liked to dye"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

Many q woman has lost an ardent admirer by marrying him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Need Greater Efficiency.

Tt is evident to every thinking man that our industries, in farms in ship pards, in the mines, in the factories, must be made more prolific and more efficient than ever, and that they must he more economically managed and better adapted to the particular re- quirements of our task than they have been; and what I want to say is that the men and the women who devote their thought and their energy to these things will be serving the country and conducting the fight for peace and free dom just as truly and just as effective ly as the men on the battlefield or in the trenches.
 Appeal to Farmers.
 "Thousands, nay, hundreds of thou sands of men otherwise liable to mili- tary service, will of right and of neces- sity be excused from that service and assigned to the fundamental, sustain ing work of the fields and factories, and mines, and they will be as much part of the great patriotic forces of the nation as the men under fire.
 "1 take the liberty, therefore, of addressing this word to the farmers of the country and to all who work on the farms: The supreme need of
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Some men have courage only when they lose their tempers.

Deposits of tungsten ore have been ing opened.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Text of Address.
The address follows:


 My fellow countrymen:
 "The entrance of our own beloved country into the grim and terrible war for democracy and human rights which has shaken the world creates so many problems of national life and action which call for immediate consideration and settlement that l hope you will permit me to address to you a few words of earnest counsel and appeal with regard to them.
 'We are rapidly putting our navy upon an effective war footing and are about to create and equip great army, but these are the simplest parts of the great task to which we have addressed ourselves.
 "There is not a single selfish ele- ment, so far as I can see, in the cause we are fighting for. We are fighting for what We believe and wish to be the rights of mankind and for the future peace and security of the world.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27

our own nation and of the nations with which we are cooperating is an abundance of supplies, aud especially of foodstuffs. The importance of an adequate food supply, especially for the present year, is superlative.
 Without abundant food. alike for the armies and the peoples now at war, the whole great enterprise upon which we have embarked will break down and fnll
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Must Supply Ships.

"We must supply ships by the hun dreds out of our shipyards to carry to the other side of the sea, subma- rfnes or no submarines. what will every day be needed there, and abundant materials out of our fields and our mines and our factories with which not snly to clothe and equip our own forces on land and sea but also to clothe and support our people for whom the gallant fellows under arms can no longer work to help clothe and equip the armies with which we are cooperating in Europe, and to keep the looms and manufactories there in raw materials; coal to keep the fires going in ships at sea and in the fur naceS across the sea; steel out of which to make arms and ammunition both here and there; rails for wOrn- out railroads back of the fighting fronts; locomotives and rolling stock to take the place of those every day going to pieces; mules, horses, cattle for labor and for military service :; everything with which the people of England and France and Italy and Russia have usually supplied them selves, but cannot now afford the men, the materials or the machinery to
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
Devote Selves to Service.

gro do this great thing worthily and successfully we must devote ourselves to the service without regard to profit or material advantage and with an energy and intelligence that will rise to the level of the enterprise itself.
 "These, then, are the things we must do and do well, besides fighting the things without which mere fight ing would be fruitless:
 We must supply abundant food for ourselves and for our armies and our seamen not only but also for a large part of the nations with whom we have now made common cause, in whose support and by whose sides we shall ha fiuhtiuo
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
INTERNATIONAL SUNl6SCn00L
 LESSON
LESSON FOR APRIL 29
JESUS WELCOMED AS KING.
(By E. O. SELLERS, Acting Director of the Sunday School Course in the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago)
 Copyright, 1917. Western Newspaper Union)

LESSON TEXT-John 12:12-19
 GOLDEN TEXT-Blessed is the Kin of Israel that cometh in the name of tn Lord-John 12;13.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-04-27
STOCK LICK H-STOCK LIKE r

 the corpse
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-04-06
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WAR PREPARATIONS
ARE Being SPEEDED
FEvERlsH HASTE MARKS AcTlvi-
TY IN ALL GOVERNMENT
DEPARTMENTS.
TO RAISE ARMY OF 100000
War Department Announces That II
Has Made Specific Plans for
Raising Sizeable Army.

Observation-Disclosures haste marks
the activity of every government de-
partment The war department an
nounced that 1t has made specific
plans for raising an army of 100000
men.
The navy department is daily re-
ceiving bids from dozens of firms to
construct cruisers and submarine
chasers. ~
The Council of National Defense
met to make a survey of the work
already completed. =...s.,....#-.
The federal farm loan board an
nouncd that more than s20O,O00,O0O
will be loaned out by the federal land
banks during the coming year to In
tensify' the farming industry as
Observation-Disclosures prepared
.nessmeasure,
Farther steps were taken to pro-
tect the nation against spies. when
the postoffice department sent instruc.
tions TO it's 100000 employees to re-
port any evidences of conspiracies.
Taking of census Of technical ex-
perts by the bureau of mines was. an
nounced, the. object being to avoid
the risk of sacrificing expert engi-
neers, chemists and scientists at the
front, when their work will be more
valuable back of the lines.
The national defense council drew
plans for co-ordinating all national
preparedness measures except purely
military steps, for submission to
President Wilson.
Even while the active steps were
being taken for the vigorous entrance
of the United States into the war
against Germany, the latest act of the
imperial government against the Uni
ted States was reported at the state
department-the killing of two Ameri-
cans aboard the torpedoed Britisher
Crispin. Eighteen more are missing.
The news caused no material re-ac-
ton here. Since 1t has been deter
mined that the country is to meet
Germany with the sword, the only
effect of added affronts is to strength
en- the determination of government
officials.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-04-06
New Caif-Feeder.

pail rather than simply, and more or
less forcibly, making him drink from
1T. The result Of that thinking is the
combination pacifier and nurse bottle
attachment for milk pals shown in the
accompanying drawing. 1t consists of
metal float carrying a teatlike at
tachment on which may be placed a
rubber nipple. This arrangement lets
the calf bunt and suck all it wants to,
but still forces 1t to draw its nourish-
ment from the pail instead of from the
maternal udder. All you have to teach
1t is to stick its nose downward in
stead of upward in order to get hold of
the nourishing teat.-Farming Bust
ness
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-04-06
DAIRY cow AND HER PRODUCT
Every Animal In Herd Should Be
Tested Annually for tuberculosis
Use Concrete Floors. 4 B.

1t is good rule to have every cow
in herd tested at least once a year
for tuberculosis. S59l1
To insure steady motion, separa-
tor must be fastened to a solid founda-
ton. A concrete floor gives this bet
ter than anything else. ri Is > (
Sometimes lack of exercise causes
barrenness in dairy cattle. 1t is never
well to allow the dairy cow, to take, on
much fat. Always give her plenty of
exercise.
The average cow in full milk flow
will consume from 80 to 40 pounds of
silage to advantage. Add to this some
10 pounds of dry fodder, and the
roughage feed is complete.
Only concrete floors should be per-
mitted in dairy barn. They cost
more, perhaps, originally, but they are
the cheapest in the long run. For
one thing, they make it possible to
save some of the liquid manure, a very
valuable item.-Clemson College Bull
letin.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1917-04-06
PACIFISTMEETING BROKEN UP
I- a.. 't.tl e. .-Fyt .-4rl
Crowd Of 1000 Storm Hall and Stop
Speech by Or. David Starr Jordan.

Baltimore, Md.-After the greatest
patriotic demonstration this city has
seen since the Spanish-American war,
crowd of 1000 stormed the Academy
of Music Sunday night, swept a cor
don of police aside and smashed a big
pacifist meeting to bits, stopping DR..
David Starr Jordan in the middle of a
word, and refusing to allow the speak
ing to continue.
Just as DR.. David Starr Jordan was
beginning his plea for peace, the
crowd of anti-pacifsts, made sally
through Gordon of police and rushed
down the aisle of the theatre to the
stage, where they demanded that the
meeting ceas.
Police preserves from all over the
city were called out and broke up the
crowd with their clubs, beating sew
eral young men numerically and ar
resting two wagon loads.