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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
GALWAY.
Scarcity of PAPER,

A meeting of newspaper proprietors
and managers in the West of Ireland
and the NIidlands will be held in Ath-
enry to discuss a proposal to increase
the price of weekly newspapers to
three-halfpence.. Invitations have been
sent to newspaper owners in Limerick,
Waterford, Wexford, Carlow, Kilkenny,
ClQnmel and Birr. The conference has
BEEN called owing to the increased
price and the scarcity of paper, the
additional cost of materials, and the
increased price of labor.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
"Down With EnqIand,"

At Coleraine Mr.. Patrick O'Mara,
painter, Carrickmacross, was charged
with making statements likely to cause
disaffection. A hairdresser named Do
herty deposed that prisoner shouted in
the street, up with Germany! Down
with England" Mr.. OMara was re-
manded, pending the decision of the
authorities whether the case should be
dealt with by courtmartial or by the
civil courts.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
New Recruiting Scsheme,

Mr. E. A. Hackett, County Surveyor,
was sereverly criticised at Cashel Ur-
ban Council in connection with a cir
cular he was said to have sent to
road laborers advising them to offer
their services to the BOARD Board for
the purpose OF quarry work, and for
road work in France. Dissatisfaction
was, expressed at the fact that the Ia
borers were not employed during the
last seven weeks of frost. The Sur
veyor should be made to attend to his
duties to the people who pay his sal
airy. -
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Vote Of Sympathy.

At meeting of Mullingar Town
Commissioners q vote Of coincidence
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Rifles Disappeared.

Twenty rifles, the property Of
Youghal National Volunteers, have
disappeared from the Market House,
where they were stored. The police
are investigating the matter. The
rifles had been seized, some time ago
by the military authorities, who even
tually restored them.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Drawing the BADGER.

During the hearing of a case at
Omagh Petty Sessions, Mr.. O'Connor,
solicitor, complained that Mr.. Conlin,
District Inspector, had bullied wit.
ness, and said that policemen should
remember that they were the servants
of the people and not their masters.
"You need not try to bully me,' said
the District Inspector. Il do not care
tuppence Nor your bad tongue" TO
this Mr.. O'Connor retorted: II have
succeeded in drawing the badger"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Enemies Shake Hands.

In case at Forkhill, when Mr..
Michael Larkin, publican, summoned
Mr.. Edward Nugent, for having used
threatening language toward him, the
magistrate suggested that the parties
should shake hands, which they did
amidst applause. 800
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Girls PIucky Deed,

Eileen Barr, aged seven, daughter of
Constable ]. Barr, Dungannon, very
pluckily rescued Michael M'Crory,
aged four, who had fallen through ice
on flax dam at Lurganboy She got
down on the ice, caught the boy by
the hand, and saved him.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Party Betrayed People.

At a meeting. Of Cavan Town Ten
ants branch. Mr.. B. M'Cabe, Vice.
Chairman. Urban Council said the only
return that Ireland had received for
its trust in the Irish Party was legacy
Of blood and tears, and urged that the
people should no longer allow them.
selves to be used as tails to the Kite,
with their representatives soaring
above them. Mr.. p. Harton observed
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
CARLOW.
SANDER Too Prevalent.

SANDER was only too common in Ire
land, said County Court Judge Barry,
at Carlow, in awarding G5 to Robert
M'Cullagh, a laborer, and 910 to his
wife, for allegations of larceny made
against them by the defendant, Chris
TOPPER Murphy, a farmer, of Banaga-
COLE. SANDER has been engrafted by
England ON every land cursed by her
rule.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Motor Car Burned.

While a motor was standing out
side hotel in Newcastle-Westt the Pc
troll was allowed to run off as the en-
CINE was giving some trouble. Some
one threw a lighted match on the Pc
troll, which blazed up and set fire to
the car. Men rolled the car into the
river, but the body was completely de-
stroyed.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
kILkENNY.
Death of Student.

The death has occurred, at the age
of eighteen, of Mr.. Martin Walsh, com.
mercial Hotel, Thomastown, who, up
to the time of his illness, was a stu
dent at Knockbeg College. He was a
nephew of Rev. Edward O'Keefe, St.
Johns, Kilkenny.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
cAv|A'N.
"Who Fears to Speak,"

VITO ESd1S % 0PSaN'
Four young men, Charles Fitzpatrick,
Thomas Fitzpatrick, Rody Finnegan,
and John Kincart, were arrested at
Ballinagh and conveyed to Belfast to
be handed over to the military author
tiles. 1t is stated that the arrests
are in connection with a celebration
in honor of Count Plunkett's election,
when who Fears to Speak" and
other songs were sung:
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
WICKLOW.
Nuns Golden Jubilee.

Sister Antonina has celebrated her
Golden Jubilee in the Dominican Con-
vent, Wicklow. High Mass was cele-
brated by Very Rev. Canon Murphy,
PIP, Kingstown, and a sermon was
preached by Very Rev. DR.. Keane,
o. p, Very Rev. Canon Staples, PIP,
Wexford, bestowed the Papal blessing.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
DUBLIN.
Wounded Soldiers.

OF the 4S7 wounded soldiers who ar
rived in Dublin on February 5, 225
cases were allotted to Dublin hos
pitfalls as follows: King George w., g.;
Jervis Street, z; Richmond, 26; Mater
Misericordiae, "a; Stevens, 20; Mer-
GERS 6; Adelaide, IL; Meath, 10; Dub
lin Castle, 80; Officers H. Upper Fitz-
william Square,, l; St. Vincent's, O.;
National Children's, ID; Sir Patrick
Dun's, 2; Mountjoy Square Auxiliary,
4. The Germans are wiping out the
fighting men of England.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
DOWN..
National Spirit Vigorous.

National Spirit Vigorous.
The National Spirit has never been
more virile than at the present time
among Down Nationalists. There is
no longer any respect among the peo-
pie for the recruiting Irish Members
of Parliament.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Workhouse Master Elected.

Workhouse Master Elected.
Mr.. John Duignan, Kiltoghert, was
elected Master ofthe Carrick-on-S Shan
non Workhouse by SO votes to IA votes
for Mr.. John Flynn of Tullyveacan,
Ballingleragh. The position carries
with it salary of $40 a year, with
rations and apartments.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
MiIitarism in Cork.

John Murphy, Ratharoon, Bandon,
and Denis Manning, Kilbrittain, who
were charged before courtmartial at
Cork Barracks with obstructing Off
GERS who were carrying out the orders
of competent naval or military au-
thority at Ballinadee on December 26,
have been sentenced to AZ days i'm
prisonment.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
KERRY.
Fatal Drivinq Accident.

When farmer named Flynn, of Bal
lyheigue, was stepping on his cart, the
jennet bolted and he was thrown onto
the road, sustaining fracture of the
skull. He died in Tralee County In
Urinary.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
WEXFORD.

Outdoor Relief Increased.
In consequence of the severity of the
weather New Ross Guardians have d.
rected an increase to recipients of out
door relief for two weeks.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
LoUTH.
The Brewing Interests.

passed resolutions strongly protesting
against the proposed restriction on the
output of Irish breweries, Mr.. J. M.
Cox said half a million of money was
invested in the brewing and distilling
establishments of the County and it
would be unfair to confiscate that
money.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
WATERFORD.
Death of Butter Merchant,

Death Of Butter Merchant.
The death occurred in Waterford of
Mr.. R. G. Ridgway, who for half a
century was engaged in the butter
trade. He took a deep interest in the
charitable institutions of the city, not
ably the County and City Infirmary
and Fannings Institution.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Increase in Estimates,

At a meeting of Carlow County
Council rate estimate $4,000 in ex-
cess of that of last year was adopted.
warn road contractors to remove snow
at once where it was an obstruction
to traffic.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Administrator Of Limerick,

'rHoe' ds0' OF 6IHeTtCK'
Rev. Stephen Connolly has been ap
pointed Administrator of Limerick
Cathedral in place of Rev. Robert
Fitzgerald, who succeeds the late Rev
William Higgins as PIP. of Eftin. The
Limerick County Board of the Gaelic
Athletic Association have passed res
olution congratulating Father Connol
ly on his appointment.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Irish Volunteer Imprisoned.

iTISn volunteer Imprisoned.
Mr.. Joseph Gahan was sentenced to
a months Imprisonment for having a
loaded revolver in his possession when
visiting prisoners in Ship Street Bar
racks, Dublin. Mr.. Gahan was piper
in the Irish Volunteers and was among
the batch of young men recently re.
leased.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
MAYO.

Sixteen Days in snowdrift.
In the Claremorris district sheep
which had been buried under a snow
drift for sixteen days without food,
was found alive. 1t was exhausted
when rescued, but is now apparently
quite itself again.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Bust of ParnelI.

Bust Of ParneI1.
The Corporation are taking steps to-
wards the erection in the City Hall, on
marble pedestal, of fine bronze bust
OF Parnell, originally in the possession
of DR.. Kenny, MP, and from which the
statute in O'Connell Street was design
ed
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
CORK.
Elect Petty Sessions Clerk.

Elect Petty Sessions Clerk.
After seven abortive attempts, the
magistrates at Knocknagree, Kanturk,
have elected Clerk of Petty Sessions,
Mr.. Hugh Twomey, farmer, Knockna-
gree, being appointed by votes to 2
for Sergeant Joyce.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
tFarm Auctioned.

The farm and residence known as
Ballysop, near New Ross, the property
of the late Mr.. R. A. Rice, containing
422 acres, and subject to a purchase
annuity of G168, the Poor Law val
uation being &275 10s., was auctioned
and knocked down to DR.. G. A. Hickey,
New Ross, for $3.50.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
CLARE.
Fatal Fall From Train.

Death from hemorrhage, as the re-
suit of fall from West Clare train,
was the verdict of coroner'ss jury
at Ballyporty, Corofin, in the case Of
Catherine Molony, thirty-six, farm
ers daughter, who got sick in car
riage and fell out on going to the door.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Killed BY Train,

Johanna Flynn, a tWelve-year-old
school girl, While crossing the railway
line at Camas, near CASHIER, was
caught by a train and killed on the
spot.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
TIPPERARY.
Demana-wases Increase.

Demand-Hages Increase.
The employees i'll the Urban Council
Gas Works in Casnel have demanded
an increase in wages owing to the
price OF foodstuffs. The Council have
been informed by their officials that
the gas works are being run at a loss.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
DevlIment by Government.

DeviIment by Government.
When the Strokestown District
Council passed a resolution against
the adoption of the Summer Time Act
this year, member remarked that
there was not much luck in the coun-
try since the Government began their
devilment Of showing back the clocks
and other things"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
KILDARE.
Laborers' Wages.

Laborers' Wages.
At a conference of laborers and
farmers at Ballyadams, Athy, it was
agreed that farm laborers should be
paid Ell weekly, the working hours
to be from a. M. to 6 p. m.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
DERRY.
Body in Ice.Bound Boz.

Body in Ice-Bound Bog.
The body of Ralph Haslett, fifty.
three, farmer, of Upper Feeny, Deery,
was found in an ice-bound bog, and a
Coroner's jury declared that he was
insane at the time he broke the ice,
ievidence being given that he suffered
from decisions.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
WESTM EATH.
Louqh Rec Frozen,

The present frost on Tough Rec is
the heaviest since 1879. In January,
1881, Tough Rec was frozen over for
a month, and the Inhabitants of the
islands walked to the mainland for
many days. In 1890 is was again froz.
en-, and in March, 1895, the ice was IL
inches thick in Pollok Bay; at pres.
ent it is not two inches thick.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Centenarian's Death.

Mr.. Michael Byrne, who has just
died at Tinnacarrig, County Carlow,
was believed to have been 100 years
of age.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Restrictions and Taxation.

Restrictions and Taxation.
The Mas licensed traders have pro-
tested against the reduction in the out.
put of beer and spirits, and they claim
to be entitled to compensation for the
loss of business and property in being
starved out by restriction and taxa
ton.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Compensation Industry.

compensation INDUSTRY.
Payments amounting to G552 for
the malicious destruction Of property
in North Leitrum were made at the
last meeting of the Finance Commit
tee of the Leitrum County Council.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
LElTRUM.
Boys Narrow Escape.

While skating at Kescarrigan on
January 81, James Leddy, twelve and
half years old, of Derrenloyd, fell
through the ice. His predicament was
exceedingly perilous until rescued.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17

smashing thirty 1.-TWO panes of glass. in
a house in Charles Street. 1t was stat
ed that no good could be got of the
man in the army. The Irishman who
enlists in England's army is either a
rowdy or a criminal.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
ANTRIM.
Mother and Child Dead

Mrs. M'Clintock, wife of Mr.. ].
M'Clintock, grocer, Hill Street, Bally-
mena, and her baby, two months old,
were found dead in the kitchen of the
family residence. 1t is presumed that
the child, which had been iii, died sud-
denly, and that the mother was over
come by the shock and died of heart
failure.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
FERMANSGH.

Corrupt Machine Smashed.
There is great satisfaction felt
throughout County Fermanagh at the
return of Count Plunkett for North
Roscommon. The day of the corrupt
politicians is past in Ireland.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
TrampIina on Liberty.

For having kept four aliens in his
boarding house, who had not filled up
the necessary registration Form under
the Act, Gerald Mulloghan, Belmont
Avenue, Donnybrook, was fined IS.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Unknown Man Killed.

An unknown man was cut to pieces
on the railway line near Athlone. 1t
is believed that the man was walking
along the line when he was caught by
the train.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Rescue From Drowning.

John Norris has been awarded an
Illuminated certificate and &1O from
the Carnegie Hero Fund for saving a
child from drowning at Carrick-on
SUR.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
QUEENS.
Unusual Cold Weather.

The severe weather of the last few
weeks has caused much suffering
among the poor. This is true of all
Ireland as we'll as of Queens County.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Electric Liuhtino Scheme.

Electric Lighting Scheme.
The Local Government Bo&rd, has
sanctioned the borrowing of $4,000
by the Dundalk Urban Council in con-
nection with the electric lighting of
the town.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
ARMAGH.
Coal for Poor.

At Portadown Town Hall on Thurs
day night, Mr.. j. C. Fulton, j. p, pre-
siding, meeting was held for the pur-
pose of supplying the poor of the town
with coal at Is. per cwt.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Police Impost Refused.

Vs'SS tt1P0Os 1tSTQ0SQs
The Finance Committee OF the Ros.
common County Council have decided
to refuse demand for 1881 for ex-
ira police who were ordered to the
Moore district OF the country In con-
nection with cattle-driving there.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
peserter Imprisoned.

John Carroll, a desterter from the
Irish Guards, was sentenced at Lis.
towel to six weeks hard labor for
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
TYRONE

Hospital Ambulance.
A Ford motor ambulance of the Ar
my Service pattern was delivered to
Dungannon Board of Guardians
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
LIMERICK.
Died From Burns.

The death took place at Newcastle
West Hospital of Annie Ryan, who
was badly burned as she was using
paraftin oil in lighting the fire.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Coach Factory Burned

Coach Factory Burned.
Mr.. Albert Doherty's coach building
factory in Park Street, Monaghan, was
completely destroyed by fire.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Councillor co-opted.

Councillor Co-oPteo.
Mr.. J. s. Smith, Cootehill, has been
co-opted a member of Cavan County
Council.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Annual Hiring Fair.

Annual Hiring Fair.
At the annual hiring market in Ar
dee agricultural laborers were engaged
at 15s. weekly with free house, coal,
milk and potato ground.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
MONAGHAN.
Injured by Dynamite.

'''JS'S0 ~ 0J''s@''''sSs
BERTHE Anketell, of Monaghan, was
playing with a dynamite cartridge
when it exploded and seriously injured
both hands.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
News from Ireland

! that the only MP, who had shown any
interest in the welfare of the country
was Mr.. Ginnell.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
Farmhouse DESTROYED.

Farmhouse Destroyed.
The farmstead OF Mr.. Matthew Hef-
fernan, at Cloneen, County Tipperary,
was, on Saturday, burned. to the
ground.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17
RoscoMMo
High Prices for Farm,

S19ts 11SSo w = dT1IIs
Seven Irish acres of land at Muff,
near Roscommon, were sold for G425,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1917-03-17

was passed with Rev. Joseph p. Kelly,
&C., Mullingar, on the death of his
mother, Mrs. Mary Kelly, Tullamore.
The sun., 1917-08-17
LEGISLATORS FUME,
GOVERNOR SERENE
Whitman Tells Friends Food
Bill Will Pass Evcntu-
ally.
Special Despatch to THE SuS.

ALBANY. n. Y. Aug. l6.--Gov. Whit
man left for Newport tonight to spend
the week end. after the Legislature had
adjourned until Wednesday afternoon
without acting on the Governors food
control bills.
The legislative leaders practically ad.
mitted to Gov Whitman that they could
not induce twenty-six OF the thirty-three
Republican Senators and seventy-six Of
the ninety mine Republican Assemblymen.
the number needed to pass the bill. to
vote for the measure. Some OF the Re-
publican legislators say their opposition
is based upon the suggested appointment
of George w. Perkins by the Governor
as one of the food commissioners, others
believe there should be no food legisla-
tion until the regular session In Janu-
ary. while few give the real reason.
which Is that they don't want any leg
islation.
Gov. Whitman talked with a number
OF Senators and Assemblymen to-day
and refused to indicate whether he would
send Mr.. Perkins's name to the Senate.
Gov. Whitman told his friends tonight
he was not disturbed at the opposition
in tho Legislature. Missionary work
was started to-day to bring n sufficient
number OF Republican Senators and As
semblymen to the support OF the bill
TO pass 1t. The weeks recess was taken
so that the kicking Legislators will have
an opportunity to return to their home
districts and get the real sentiment OF
the people.
The sun., 1917-08-17
PATRIOTS GUST ALLY
OF CHICAGO MAYOR
Circulator of Thompson's Pa
per Driven From, Aurora, Ill.

AURORA, H.. Aug. 16.-Marchlng
orders were given to-day to william
Stocker. a cement contractor of Chicago,
because he has been circulating here a
weekly newspaper published in that city
which Is said to have the backing Of
Chicago's Mayor. william Hale Thomp-
son.
Stocker was called upon by fifty busi-
ness men. headed by committee ap-
pointed at an impromptu street meeting
which assembled when the paper was
circulated In the business district. The
committee was headed by James Nc
Credie. State Grand Warden Of the Ma
sonic Order: T. w. Sanders. a former
Mayor OF Aurora, and Edward Dorches-
ter, a former City Treasurer. 1t also in
cluded John Helslag, former head Of the
State organization OF Spanish War Vet
Grams. and John Wolker. prominent in G.
A. II. circles.
The order Of the committee to stop
circulating the paper was accompanied
by a warning to Stocker not to return
Stocker promised to quit his activities
and leave after explaining that he was
not being paid for the work. but was
circulating the paper because Of his
friendship for Mayor Thompson.
One paragraph In the paper which
aroused particular indignation read
IAN you have to do Is to get Congress to
declare war. hogtie the newspapers. mux-
zle the people, conscript an army, make
the President one OF these here pooh.
bahs. and then It will be King Wood.
row."