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Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
Angeles where he witnessed the tractor

Angeles where he witnessed the tractor demonstration held under the auspices ur the Southern Tractor and Imple- ment Dealers Association. The event was held on the 600-acre Vail ranch near Los Angeles on September 1922.
 According to MT. Parker. machines of every size and make were On exhi- bition. They numbered about twenty in all and ranged in size from 75 horse power to those in the two and three horsepower class. Those who witnessed the tests were unanimous in their opinion that the western product in
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
ON WAY TO SPAIN
(gepubIican A. p. Leased Wire1

LAREDO, Texas, Sept. 23.-Favilla Bell, Spanish minister to Mexico, ar rived here today from Mexico City enroute to Washington where he will confer with the Spanish ambassador before departing for Spain. Senor Bell says he was called to Madrid for a conference but declined to say on what subject.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24

tated by an appreciation of the brotherhood of men,"
 The Morgenpost and the Berliner Allgemeine Zeitung join Germania in pointing out that the German govern ment has unreservedly placed itself on record as approving the reichstag's s peace resolution and that no doubts are possible that it is actuated by the same peace desires as the great ma- jority of the German people.
 Several newspapers concur in stat ing that the omission of direct refer ence to Belgium amply is atoned for in the official admission that the govern ment approves of the pope's mediation and, as a further circumstance, that this point is accounted for in the un- equivocal acceptance of the reichstag' acton of July 19.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
MINISTERIAL CRISIS COMING (Reput,ljcan A. D. Leased Wire1

LONDON, Sept. 23.-Advices re- ceived here today indicate that Sweden is on the verge of a ministerial crisis. The causes are threefold, namely the elections, the results of the Buenos Aires telegram revelations and the fact that Germany has not yet given a satisfactory answer to Swedens de- mand for full explanation of the Count von Luxbury affair
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
FOR FOOD COM MISSION Republican A. p. Leased Wire7

SAN SEBASTIAN, Spain, Sept. 23. Premier Dato, after a conference with King Alfonso regarding the pro- yisioning of the country announced a decree was in preparation institut- ing a food commission which would enter upon it's duties October l. Rumors that there was discord in the cabinet were denied by Premier Dato.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
HURRICANE STRIKES JAMAciA
Republican A. p. Leased Wire1

KINGSTON, Jamaica, Sept. 23. - The island Of Jamaica was struck by hurricane today for the third time in as many years. No details are available from the interior as all the telephone and telegraphy wires are down. It is feared the banana crop has been damaged seriously.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
FURTHER REPLIES TODAY fEepubIIcan A, p, Leased Wire1

COPENHAGEN, Sept. 23.-The cor respondent at Vienna of the Berliner Tageblatt says: "The replies of Turk ey and Bulgaria will be forwarded to the pope today. Turkey demands that her territory shall not be violated Bulgaria demands that her frontiers shall be regulated in accordance with the principles of nationality"
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
NIVEN MAKES DENIAL
Republican A. p. Leased Wirel

CHICAGO, Sept 23-Dr Maxim
 Niven. mentioned in the governments exposure of German propaganda as having received s60 from Wolf von IgeI for labor fund in February, 1916, today denied that he knew von Igel, ever had any correspondence with him or ever received any money from him.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
SHAY'S TRIAL BEGINS TODAY
TRepubIicsn A. p. Leased WIres

IHepUUIICdH N. F. LedStu WTt!
 INDIANAPOLIS, Sept. 23.-Trial of Dan Shay former manager of the Milwaukee American Association base ball club, on the charge of murdering Clarence Buell., colored waiter in an Indianapolis hotel several months ago, is scheduled to begin tomorrow.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
Cadorna's Forces Progress

ROME, Sept. 23-General Cadorna's forces made progress last night at several points on the Julian battle front In the Bainsizza plateau the Austrians, after violent artillery prep lration. repeatedly attacked Italian positions in the region of Kal and west of Volnik but were repulsed
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
TEUTONIC NOTES ARE CALLED INSINCERE
 AND HYPOTHETICAL
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absence of vilification of Germany's enemies.
 The liberal press is especially jubi lant because the government unre- servedly has brought itself into har- mony with the reichstag peace resolu- tion. Pan-German and ultra -conser- vative newspapers, with one exception, are unexpectedly moderate. The Zei- tung Am Mittag. says
 Tt must be admitted that the Ger man reply heaps fiery coals on the heads of our enemies. After Presi- dent Wilson's nastiness and the pre- sumption of the French foreign min- ister, M. Ribot, and his followers, we have here document which, marked by dignity and reserve, is alone dic-
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
Evasive, Vague, Hollow

PARIS, Sept. 23.-"Evasive," "hol- low" vague" and empty" are words which appear and reappear in com ments published in the Paris news papers today on the replies of Ger many and Austria to Pope Bene- diets peace proposals. Gustav Nerve editor of La Victoire, characterizes the notes as words and wind
 The replies are condemned as avoid ing an answer, yet accepting some ol the pope's suggestions with the inten- tion of inducing His Holiness to send further notes and thus keep his in tervention alive.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
DESTROYER TORPEDOED

LONDON, Sept. 23-A British de- stroyer has eben torpedoed and sunk by a German submarine in the ap- proa ches to the chanel, according to an admiralty announcement. There were fifty survivors.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
AWARDED WAR CROSS Republican A. P. Leased Wire1

PARIS, Sept. 23. = Raymond R. Croke of Denver, attached to the American ambulance service, has been awarded the French war cross for removing wounded under a heavy bombardment during the French of fensive at Verdun last August
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24

as a number of prisoners. The of ficial report from British headquar- teTs in France adds that on the rest of the Ypres fighting areat the Brit ish are consolidating their new posi- tions.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
Artillery Active

PARIS, Sept. 23.-There was little fighting on the French front today although the artillery activity was quite marked in various sectors.
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24

est and Bulgar wood to the east of the former place, in Thursdays drive, ex- pressed new kind of German fright fulness. The advancing troops are said to have been fired on with flaming bullets" These bullets set the mems clothing afire and in several instances. according to the account received here. wounded men had to be rolled in the mud by their comrades to extinguish the flames
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24

BUY A REGISTERED HOLSTEIN- FKIESIAN BULL OR COW AT MORLEY TOWARDS SALE, SEP TEMBER 26. al
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
GERMAN TROOPS
 ARE UNABLE TO
 DISLODGE BRITISH

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BUY A REGISTERED HOLSTEIN- FIIESIAN BULL OR COW Al MORLEY TOWARDS SALE, SEP TEMBER 26. al
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
BIG GUNS ACTIVE
 ON WESTERN WAR
 FRONTS ON SUNDAY

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Arizona republican., 1917-09-24
THOUSANDS WATCH
 B|C TRACTOR TEST

Warren Parker. manager of the Parker ranch interests in Phoenix and vicinity has just returned from Los
Arizona republican., 1917-09-24

this line is superior to that made in the east
 Last Friday more than 25,O00 persons were in attendance That ranchers view with much favor the advent of the smaller tractor was indicated by the large numbers who followed the smaller capacity machines, according tC Parker.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

principal. Mr.. Glare Steward of
Seattle comes highly recommended.
He is a graduate from the University
of Washington and member of the
Honorary Educational Society of that
institution. Mr.. Stewart will have
charge of the manual training,
athletics, seventh and eighth grades
and some high school work.
Miss Elizabeth Streckler of North
Dakota will have charge of domestic
science and music. Mis- Streckler is
a graduate of Wellesley College. Mr..
Waldemar Jaegar of Bellingham, a
graduate of the University of Wash
ington, will teach mathematics and
science. Mr.. Stewart and Mr.. Jaegar
are both married men, and will bring
their families to reside at Laurel.
Miss Dorothy Leonard has been
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
LAUREL AND WISER
LAKE

Mrs. Eva Mcdonnell and little
daughter Doris, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. Luther Maupin in Mount Yer
non this week.
Miss Susie Hickey, accompanied
by Mr.. and Mrs. George Parkhurst
who have been visiting at the Hickey
home, left on Wednesday of last
week for Los Angeles, California
Miss Hickey will make an extended
visit there with relatives. In honor
of her, the younger set gave a sur
prise farewell in the form of beach
party at Bartlett's beach on Tuesday
evening. A bonfire and taffy pull
were enjoyed by a large number.
The quarterly conference of the
M. e. Church was recently held at
the Wiser Lake church. Rev. Canse
presided The trustees elected were:
George Brand, G. N. Heaton, l. M.
Burgess, C. L. Banks, and A. w.
Frost. The former Stewards, Mrs.
G.. N. Heaton, Mr.. Burgess, and Mrs.
Anderson were reelected and Mrs.
Pauline Glass elected to the vac
ancy caused by the rem oval of Mrs.
Constant from the district. Mr. l. M.
Burgess was elected district steward.
Mrs. McLelland and son, Steven,
of Seattle arc visiting with Miss Jones
this week.
Mr.. Wesley Young, a member of
last years high school faculty is
spending several days here with his
mother and friends.
The Misses Pearl and Amanda Mes
sen, Mae and Edna Anderson, Edith
Lamontand, and Dora Mcdonald
have recently returned from camp
ing trip at East Sound. Other men,
bers of the party were: Ida and
Thresa Stone of Lynden, and Dorothy
Leonard of Bellingham. Mrs. Ander-
the party severla days during their
stay.
George Lusk returned home OH
Tuesday from Clear Lake, where he
has been working during the summer.
Many improvements have been
added to the school buildings for the
coming term which will start on
next Tuesday. The Wiser building
has been cleaned, and the Laurel
rooms have been re-tinted, oiled and
cleaned. A new wood shed has also
been built. The members of the high
school faculty for the coming year
are: Miss Jones was reelected as
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

Henry Haveman, local agent, sold.
a 1-ton Republic truck to the Star
Mercantile Company this week. Hav-
eman grove the truck up from Seattle
Tuesday.
Mrs. Sherwood of Seattle accomp-
anied by her mother-in-law autoed
up to Lynden this week and is WIS.,
iting Mrs. Harvey Slade.
Mr.. Everett Byers of Seattle ar
rived Tuesday evening to spend few
days with his sister, Mrs. Harry Wal
ters.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
Chr Tunhrn GtmlRt

Sip Hiemstra managed to raise an
acre of wheat out on his place this
season so quietly that the local weev-
lis haven't heard about it yet.
I----ooo-
This is Harve SHADES birthday, and
we hope you didn't forget to kiss
him.
1000
Abe Bauman, Maxwell salesman, is
delighted with the Home Guard drill
ling. He never took so many orders
before in his life.
H. 600
William Fisher, the Albers broth
ers, Walter Fisher, and G. w. Bog
gan start their seasons labors most
appropriately ON Labor Day this year.
1000
John Bussard's six foot potato vine
is in the youngster class compared
with the giant brought in by c. F.
Worthen Monday. The Worthen Col
ossus lowered but two inches less
eight feet, and produced twenty good
sized potatoes, and two young ones.
1000
Just what has happened to Tige,
Miss Tillie Meurer's chocolate hound,
is a mystery. Tige has been missing
for several days, AS he was good
fighter, it has been suggested that he
may have enlisted. If any govern
ment could gather together an army
that had as much scrap to the square
inch as Tige, it could conquer the
world.
From the Chehalis Pilgrimage
Peck McSwain, the esteemed pub
Usher of the LINDEN Morning Glory
in 1891, was at Oroville, this month
according to information received
by The Gimlet editor while at Che
halls last week. Lynden pioneers
consider McSwain as great writer
ranking up ahead of Arthur Shake
speare, and the rest.
Ed Thomas, who used to walk ov-
er with Harry Savings to attend the
LINDEN Normal School a-many years
ago, heaved sigh or two down al
the State Press Association meeting
and wished to thunder he was back
in LINDEN, after enquiring about the
Philos, and Judsons, and Ed Edison
and some of the other old-timers
He declared that Lynden was the
most beautiful city on the Coast
Thomas is now editor of the Wash
ington State Weekly at Seattle, al
organ that talks right back at the
Seattle Star.
John Breckenridge is resting thi
summer in shoe store at Centralia
He rode over to Chehalis to see us
He expects to go back to the Port
land dental college in the fall. Johi
looks just as clipper as in the days
when he and Parke Wright used tt
run the Lynden High School.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
NEWS OF LYNDEN


erton where Mr.. Knapp will be en-
ployed in the ship-yards. At the
present time, he is wiring the Rob-
inson house at Second and Front
purchased this week by Ed Knapp of
Everson.
Mrs P. M. Serrurier, Mrs. F. l..
Wood, Mrs. Mark Hammond, Mrs
Wilder Jones and families, and Miss
Emma Bennett have returned from
weeks outing on WILDLY Island.
DR.. Wood and Messrs. Jones, Serrur-
Ter and Hammond autoed down on
Saturday, and returned with them.
Mr.. C. Houtalling will lecture Sun
day evening at the G. A. r. hall.
Subject: "Too Good For He'll and
Not Good Enough For Heaven"
No collection.
Mrs. Clarence Jameson returned
Sunday after visiting for few days
with her niece, Mrs. c. Humphreys
of Ferndale.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. c. De Long and
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Foutain return
ed Wednesday from an auto trip to
Portland.
Miss Mary Jameson has accepted
a position as saleslady in the mil
linery department of the Leader in
Bellingham. At present she makes
the trip to and from Bellingham daily
by stage.
Miss Evelyn Scrimger left today
for St. Luke's hospital in Bellingham
where she will be operated on to-
morrow
DR.. ]. M. Canse was a guest at the
Methodist parsonage Friday night.
DR.. and Mrs. D. Mulder will leave
this week for an extended visit with
their daughter, Mrs. Roy Taylor, in
Los Angeles. On the way, they will
visit with Mrs. Owen Hadley at Point
Richmond, Cal. They will make the
trip by auto.
Miss May thinner of Bellingham
spent Wednesday in Lynden.
Peter NOteboom and family are
camping at Birch Bay.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. L. Beckes and
family and Miss Mary Lewis left Sat
| urday for vacation at White Rock,
b. C.
| Mrs. Mary Wellman of Bellingham
spent Monday and Tuesday in Lynden
visiting old friends. The Wellmans
! came to LINDEN thirty-three years
. ago and moved sixteen years ago to
Bellingham.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Jameson and
family returned Thursday evening
from a two weeks auto trip through
Whatcom, Skagit, King, Pierce,
Thurston, Gray's Harbor, Mason,
jefferson, and Clallam counties. They
were accompanied by Mr. and Mrs
Will Pratt and Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A..
! Van Pelt. While at Montesano they
had pleasant visit with Dan Cloud,
former editor of the Lynden Tribune.
At Aberdeen they were the guests
of Mr. Willard Peckham. His daugh-
ter, Miss Marcia Peckham, accompan-
led them to PIT. Angeles, and on to
the ocean, acting as official photo
grapher for the party.
, Beaver creek was the camping
grounds three nights. One night
they were Joined by three autos from
, Bellingham, making a party of 81
from Whatcom county at Beaver
creek that evening. The others were:
Judge Pemberton, Sam Hamer and
family, and John Wilkinson and
family.
] During the two weeks, the jamie
sons covered 1900 miles without tire
trouble of any kind.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

young women and men
wanted to prepare for telegraph
service to help fill vacancies caus-
ed by unusual drafting of men for
war; positions guaranteed. Call
or write, TELEGRAPH DEPART
MENT, Room SOC Panama Build
ing, Portland, Ore, or Railway
Telegraph Institute, Spokane,
Washington. 8-16-4t-o
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
Star Mercantile
Company
w A n T f D
Notices Of For Sale and of the Wants Of the Community Bar
gains Everything From Tin Pans to Dairy Ranches
A Continued Story About Advertising

HAY WANTED: the undersigned de-
sires to buy large quantity of
good clover hay, or clover and tim
othy mixed, in any quantity from
5 to SO TONS Would buy good oats
hay in like quantities. State wheth-
err baled or unbaled. Also state
price and locations. Will deliver
hay myself. Will pay right price
for good, clean, well-cured hay.
Call or address, Fred Zobrist, Ac-
me. Washington. S-30-2-o
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

reelected in the primary department
and Miss Esther Anderson of Relling-
ham will teach the intermediate.
Miss Ida Stone has been reelected
to her position in the Wiser Lake
school.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

BUILDING MATERIAL-at lowest
prices. Send for our illustrated cat
alog, contains everything. Prompt
shipments everywhere. P. A. kov-
ig Co., 1929 First Ave. So, Seattle,
Wash. S-30-tf %
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

LOST-Lady's black hand bag con-
tanning $40, brooch, and neck
lace, at Roo's mill, Northwood road
$500 reward, apply Geo. Mundell,
Northwood. S-30-2t*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

FOR SALE head choice milk cows
fresh and coming fresh soon. 3
miles north on Benson road. S.
Hiemstra, Phone sos Lynden.
S-30-2t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

FOR SALE OR TRADE-30 acres,
10 clear, s pasture. Good Build
ings, good soil, plenty of good
water. Bearing orchard. A bargain
if taken at once. Phone 1918
Lynden 7-19-St*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
BOYS WANTED

Boys over sixteen are wanted to
work in box factory. Wages $500
to $3.50 day. Morrison Mill Co.,
Blaine. o-o0-zt-
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

DIR. VAN KIRK, Specialist in dis
eases of the EYE, EAR, NOSE and
THROAT. Glasses accurately fit
ed. Bellingham National Bank
Building.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

FOR SALE-9-horse power gasoline
donkey engine. Phone r 1872, Wal
ter Pixley. 8-30-tf %
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

POTATO SEED-BALLS WANTED
or cleaned seed. State quantity and
price. l can use any amount this
year and next. Ask your friends.
Preserve this. A. T. COOK, SEEDS
MAN, Hyde Park, N. Y. S30-1t*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30
CARD OF THANKS

wish to express my sincere thanks
for the many kindnesses shown me
by friends and neighbors during my
bereavement.
MRS. FRANK KENDALL
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

WOMEN'S HOSPITAL Maternity
hospital offers two weeks treat
ment confinement cases with ev-
erything furnished. Fifty dollars,
best physicians. For full partic-
ulars and reference address Mat
ernity Hospital, 321 Boren Avenue,
Seattle. 7-5-tf- o
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-08-30

SCHOOL WAGON BOX, complete
with seats, for sale cheap. A. S.
Hardenbrook, LINDEN. a mile
south of Fairview. S-23-1t*
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1917-11-04
How French Annihilated
Detachment 300 Austrians

gave a different version. According
! to the Germans, the French made an
attack, which was repulsd without
loss. That night tn American Am
| bulance section from Leland Stanford
University, Cal, arrived with some OF
the wounded. and with independent
evidence, based on talking with the
captured prisoners, and counting them
that the French version had told the
trI& and the German version had
concealed it.
The whole route from Saloniki to
Florana ran through vast mArshy
PLAIN, with scummy water and fog
gy miasma hanging over it. This
was the deadly fever zone, which
| dragged the vitality out of troops.
The Vardar river, for which Serbs
and Bulgars contend, WIS crossed at
seven o'clock. It is shallow,
marshy stream, deadly with fever
germs and breaks into three irreanIa1
branches crossed by a long steel
bridge.
From end to end of this low plague
region Serb soldiers were giving an.
other evidence of their heroisn and
endurance. They were at every
bridge and culvert, and formed the
guard for the whole railway route, so
vital is moving troops and cupplies.
Most of the Serb soldiers were old
men. Their tents were down in the
marsh, and they were literally living
in the scun1my water. They looked
yellow from this terrible work.
West of the Vardar, Macedonia
grows more fertile. There are small
farms, with water buffaloes dragging
primitive wooden p1oughs. This is
the region which the Greek govern
ment hopes to reclaim into vast
farming section.
Nearing army headquarters at
Florina there were evidences of the
heavy fighting which had been going
on. The splendid five-span steel
bridge at Eksisu had been blown up
by the Bulgar-Austrians as thew fell
back after the last drive. The
twisted framework of the bridge was
down in a gulley, with portions of the
girders hanging to the piers at either
end. The enemy was only a few
miles to the north, and was still show
ing its resentment for this drive.
At the nearby British Red Cross
hospital at Vertekop we saw where
bombs had just been dropped in an
air raid, killing number of sick and
several nurses; although huge red
crosses, laid flat on the ground plain
ly showed this was hospital entitled
to protection.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1917-11-04

Army Headquarters, F1orina, Ma
cedonia, Nov. 3.-General Grosetti,
Commander in Chief of the left wing
of the Army Of the Orient. was at
headquarters here a few DAYS ago
when his chief staff, Colonel Expert
Besancon, arrived with welcome news
Of big success. Our party had just
arrived from General Sarrairs head
quarters at Saloniki, and this gave
the opportunity Of sharing in the
good news and Of observing it sequel
when the French official account was
verified and the German account was
proved to be incorrect.
Colonel Besancon's good news was
that the French forces, cooperating
with the Albanian mountaineers. had
caught an Austrian detachment in a
pocket and made short work of it.
The Austrians had stacked their
ties with their coats off. Suddenly
the French are Albanians burst on
them from surrounding hills, sweep
ing the camp with a machine-gun fire
from high cliff. The fight was
had no time to get their guns. They
were literally annihilated. Those
who were not killed, surrendered. The
counted dead numbered 300; the pris-
oners 45O. The French-Albanian loss
was only three men killed and seven
wounded.
The French official communique
duly recorded this incident, with the
killed and wounded. The German
communique also referred to it, but
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1917-11-04
PUT CREAM IN NOSE
AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How To Open Clozged Nos.
trils and End Head.Colds.

You feel fine in few moments. Your
cold in head or catarrh will be gone.
Your closgsd nostril h VIII open. IT, The air
You can breathe freely. No more dull
ness, headache; no hawking, snufning,
mucous discharges or dryness; no strug-
Cling for breath at night.
Tell your druggist you want q small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. Apply q
little of this fragrant, antiseptic cream
in your nostrils, let it penetrate through
every air passage of the head; soothe
and heal the swollen, infamed mucous
membrane, and relief comes instantly.
It is Just what every cold and catarrh
sufferer media Don't stay stu6eduP
and miserable.