Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-14

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To Editor cyho throw hat up in air and
hOlla hiariously on day when States was
united by Hon. Pres WILSON,.
Dear Mr.. Sir-Me and members Japa-
nese Brain-thought Association hold chin
chatter last week. just like Hon Congress,
for free and frank discussion of subject:
Risolved; Shall patriotic citizenship
help America and Allies by buying Lib
erty Loan Bond or help Kaiser and
Kultur by not doing so?
Coz Hogi elevate himself to outstanding
perpendicular position and promulgate fol-
lowing:
"Quakers. Wops and Suburbantes lend
me your ears; and not only lend ears but
lend lucre. But first lend ears while 1 tai
why money are needful and what for
First, some time ago since, Germany
sink ship and murder few American Citi-
zen as Experiment TO see what happen. But
nothing happen, Except Hon. Pres. Wilson
write to Berlin demanding disacSnowledg-
ments and reparations, and simultaneous at
same time Secretary of Snake Wilhelm
Pfennigs Bryan tai Won Bernstorff to tai
Kaiser that Hon Pres. Wilson are big bluff
and don't mean word he say.
Next. Germany sink few more American
ship, and murder couple hundrd American
citizens. Still nothing happen, Except Hon
Pres Wilson, not yet awake to fact that he
were dealing with Nietsche Nuts, Tretschke
Traitors and Bernhard Barbarians, write
again for satisfaction. And even while he
are writing beforesaid Snakely SECRETARY
Bryan tai Won Bernstorff to tai Kaiser that
few citizens more or less among 100, ,000, 900
don't make no difference anyhow to speak
of, so just to forgot 1t.
FINALLY. Kaiser dip finger in blood of
Edith Cavell and draw line around coast
line Of map of U. S. A. speaking out thusly
while doing so: Now, you American Male
n -.
side this dead line and injoy fancied Sc
curty I'll get ready to assimulate you; or
else, cross 1t at your perIIsI
"If Hon Pres. Wilson, as head of grea.-
est country in world. had supiney submit
to Junkers making junk OF American free
dom, would anybody in u. S. A., besides
Bryan. Gronna, La Folette, Rubber-boot
Bill Stone. Rabid Illstarred Jordan and a
few other likewise anaemlcs, have been
satisfied to submit to Kaiser's liberty limi-
tatlons and playful frightfulness2 rlduire
no answer.
80 Gantllmans," he contInuate money
are needful TO pay for Expenses of answer
Ing Kaiser in only language he can under
stand-cannon conversation"
"Why not let Uropean Nation, which are
first to meet onslaughters of Germany, win
war theirself and pay own Expenses for
same which would be much more economi-
cal for Hon. Uncle SAM" inquire Arthur
Hippajama, Jap valay boy with generous
display Of innocent ignorance
DO you for one minnit suppose" return
Coz Hogi sneerfully, that blood Of citizen
ship of these United States are so lacking
in red corpussels that they would allow
other nations to right burning wrongs COM
mitted against us, by military man Hohen-
! zollerns, because 1t would be cheaper? No
! ten thousand times No We Americans
don't want nobody TO fight our battles, and
we don't want to hire nobody to fight our
battles but as dollars is about only thing
| that is thoroughly mobilzed in u. s. A. and
as noble Allies needs at once TO use pur-
chasing power of said dollars then let's do
must efficiently thing we is prepared to do
| and do II quick-instantly by buying bonds
| Of Hon. McAdoo's Liberty Loan"
Many applause-cheers from membership
as Coz Hog conclude masterful Grafton,
and Arthur Hippajama make tasteful with
drawal to make withdrawal from Buildings
| Association.
Next TO address assembled Association
are Ori Mari, Jap Life Insurance Agent, who
| vociferate in following language
"Gantilmans, every night when you kneels
down to pray, thank God that you is not a
| peace-at-any- -prcihst. For II you is one
| you is outlawed from taking part In great
opportunity TO take part Of Liberty Loan and
thus take part IN imancipation Of mankind
| Liberty Bonds Is oniy for those. who. like