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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Football and Matrimony.

"Well, l wish him luck" said Nj
Jones after reading in the paper as
account of the wedding of a popular
member of college football team.
But" he added In Illuminating tone,
marriage is very much like football
Don't talk so ridiculous!' snapped
Mrs. Jones. How can you compare
football to marriage?"
why" replied Jones, at looks So
easy to those who haven't tried it."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Corn Profit.
WHEN THE TIME COMES

The best methods of soil man.
agement are those which make
it possible to utilize the nitro
gen of the air through legumes
and the insoluble plant food Of
the soil by making 1t slowly
available during the growing
season. When it Is either i'm
possible or impractical to fur
nish from these sources suffl-
cient plantfood for crop pro-
duction, it becomes desirable to
make use of an additional
amount in commercial form. In
the case of virgin soils large
crops usually are secured with
out applying any fsrtilizing ma
terial whatever. But under such
treatment the richest lands soon
decrease In productiveness. Re
course is then had to clover and
farm manure to check decreas-
ing crop yields. However. a
time Inevitably comes when
the resources Of the farm are
not sufficient to furnish the prop
Or amount Of pIantfood for
most profitable crop production.
Il 10 then that the application OF
commercial fertilizers becomes
desirable and necessary, II a
permanent system Of soil fertil-
ity 10 to be coupled with Z profit
able type Of agrlculture.-Ohio
College Of Agriculture.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

WESTBOUND- from Woodstock.
NO. 23-Daily except Sunday, ;:O9
d. u. Local for Barrisonburg. Ar
rive harrisonburg $50. a. IN.
No. 49-Daliy- 1908 p. m. Local
for Harrisonburg. Arrive Harri SON
burg 2:30 p. m. Buffet Parlor Car.
NO. I'll - Daily - 1874 p. NJ.
Local for Harrisonburg. Arrive
d&rrisonburg 1915 p. IN.
EASTBOUND-from Woodstock.
No. IL Daily ESQ a. III.
Limited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 1850 d. IL.
Buffet Parlor Car
NO 2S-Daily-4:40 p. II. Local
for Alexandria and Washington.
Arrive Washington 9:15 p. M. BInet
l-arlor Car.
No. "a Daily except Sunday, 600
y. N. Local from Harrisonburg 10
Strasburg. Arrive tStrasburg 1880
p. IN.
w q TAYLoE. Passenger Traffic
Manager.
Il. F. CARY, General Passenger Agt.
Il H DEBUTTs,. Division Passenger
Agent, No. 705 18th ST., W.,
Washington, d G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Just a SUGGESTION.

Before man is hired to work at Ger
tain munitions plants he is required to
give a complete account Of himself and
to answer series Of printed questions
on regular form.
The most important question Of all
appears at the head Of each pedigree
form. 1t is printed in bold faced type
and inquiries, Where shall we ship
your remains?"
Many prospective workman gets
cold feet when this significant in
quiry greets his eyes.-New York Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Times Change.

Il see that Fiji Flubdub, the actress,
is SO temperamental that she swoons
at the Odor of tuberoses. So her man,
agement has to watch her constantly
"Um! Time brings great changes. ]
knew her once. She was raised liz
a block next to gas house."-Ex
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
The Presidents Title.

Washington, the first president, was
inaugurated April 80, 1879. The cere-
mony was delayed several days while
congress disputed as to whether the
chief magistrate should have such title
as "his excellency." Ibis highness" or
the like. 1t was decided that he should
be simply 'the president Of the United
States"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

The Gordian knot was said to have
been made Of thongs used a. harness
to the wagon Of Gordius, king Of
Phrygia. Whosoever loosened this knot,
the ends Of which xere not discover
able, the oracle declared should BE- ful-
err Of Persia. Alexander the Great cut
away the knot with his sword until he
found the ends Of It, and Thus, In Z
military sense at Least inteEpEsted IL
(.eae a11A3 - :
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Church Directory.

LnurCh Directory.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday Sat II A. M. and 1880
Pm. Rev. J.R. JAcoRs
Pastor
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Every Sunday Ii
NJ. and 1880 PjM.texcept End Sunda,
Mt. Jactson-Second Sunday IL A
NJ. and 7.3O P. N.
New Market-zef ). nday atm
REV. J. MCMURRAY,
Paste
LUTHERAN.
Every Sunday II A. M and 7.3O
T. M. REV. 8. w. KUHNs, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, liza. M. and IN
M. REV. j. ID. HAMAKER
EPISCOPAL
There will be services in the Epis
copal Church on End and 4th SUNDAYS
at II A. M, anu on LIST and 3:d Sun.
day at 1880 P. M.
REV. G. B. PALMER. Rector.
REFORME
st Paul's Woodstock-2nd and 4,b
Sundays A. M. Every Sunday nighl
Calvary-1st AMI 3rd Sundays A NJ
REV. w. H. CAUSEY, Pastor.
serv iteswill beheld at the follwing
places:
WHITE CHAPEL
Preaching every Slst. Sunday 1920
a. IN. 9rd sunday 7:45 p. m..
Sunday school, every Sunday 9:3
a. m. Epworth League, every Wec
nesday 7:45 p. m
OAK LEVEL
Preaching I'd Sunday 1890 a. M.
4th Sunday 7:30 p. m. Sunday schoo
every Surday'9:30 a. m.
SLATE HILL
Preaching 3rd Sunday 1890 a. 10.
ELMER P. SLOANE, P. G..
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
WHY She Went Home.

wife-Tom, dear, this my first plum
pudding. Hub (dubiously)-It looks
rather nice. Wife-Do you know, !
was wondering while making It why
We call it plum pudding when there
Isn't Z plum In It. Hub (having eaten
4 Nttle)-I fancy. my dear. the word
should be spelled plumb" which, you
will find by the dictionary, means -
little mass Or weight Of lead "-Bostcn
1nonDcxlpe
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Let Hin, Saw Something.

I'm just waiting for my husband to
complain about my extravaganza this
month"
Ready to give him an argument,
eh?"
You bet I am By mistake his golf
club checks came to the house, and I've
got detroit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Iha QntimiaAio Nav.

The Rising Young Artist-All that |
have accomplished in art l owe to the
struggle for the necessaries Of life. The
Cartoonist-That's the way to look at
tiff the cost Of living goes high
enough you'll be greater than Michel
angelo.-Art Young in Masses.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Should DissepobIa-

you claim to have loved and lost"
Eyes"
"Yet you go around with a perpetual
grin on your face. When you have
loved and lost, Difference to the lady
makes it proper not to appear to be
too cheerful a loser. Louisville Cou.
rier-Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
FOR SALE

My seven room DWELLING. two
from Court House, fronting
100 feet on Church Street, up-to-aate
In all its appointments, with water,
electric lights, bath room and large
cement cellar, also cement walk-ways
very productive garden, and a variety
OF select fruits. The dwelling is new,
architecture. frst-class, making it
warm in winter and cool In summer.
Possession given April LIST. Price
Apply at once to
Mch l0-tf W. M. CALvEKTi
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Ellis island.

In the prehistoric days of the Amer
lean continent the Indians called what
Is now Ellis island. the immigrant sta
ton in New York harbor, Kioshk,
which In English meant Gull island
The tribes thereabout had some strange
traditions about it.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Eyes OF Ruhtar.

:"
Artificial eyes OF rubber are takln,
the place of tie old style glass OPTIC
In Europe. The rubber eyes lave tha'
advantage of being unbreakab.e, aaf
as they are Of pneumati. ccnsfructi5n
they maintain an castle ccus;sct be-
tween the eyeiids and the back OF the
orbitary cavity.
To make tie new rubber product q
cast formed O.: liquid plaster is made
Of the orbitaIy cavity. and from this
Is constructed an eyeball tie face be-
ing Of vulcaDite. Tie frent and back
parts are made Of soft rubber, there
being space between the two PARTS
which is occupied by air, fhaSing
the eyes pneumatic.-To pular s. ienca
Monthly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

"The actress you were talking about
is crazy over free notices"
Il should say so. Even when she
goes to lunch the first thing she orders
is a puff. "-Baltimore American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
CAUGHT Him,

A small boy whose record for de-
pertinent at school had always stood
at hundred came home one day re-
Gently with his standing reduced to
ninety-eight.
What have you been doing, my
sOn?' asked his doting mother.
Been doingY replied the young
hopeful. Been doing just as l have
been doing all along, only the teacher
caught me this me."-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
At the Reception.

Said He-They tell me you are an au-
thority on flowers. Said She-Oh, hard
ly an authority, although | have made
a study of them. Said He-Well, what
would be the result If a blooming idiot
was to mate with society bud lex
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
The Hen.

The hen is nowhere noticed in the
Old Testament 1t is mentioned in the
New Testament. however, in Matthew
xiii. 81. and Luke xiii, "a. That bird
so common in Palestine should receive
such slight notice is considered to be
singular.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
To Our Subscribers.

The date of the expirati u OF you
subscription will be found on every
copy OF the Shenandoah Herald,
Please remit without waiting for
statement to be sent from this office.
By.so doing you will grea y oblieg
THE HERALD PUBS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

invest you money In the per cent
certificates of the Shen. Valley Loan
& Trust Co., Woodstock, Va. ST.
curity unquestioned. Interest pay
able semi-annually, and Certificates
redeemable any time after six months
10 short notice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Don't Do Il Till They Are Rsosiptsd.
How to cut your grocery, meat and
coal bills In half:
Use an ordinary pair Of scissors.-
Louisville Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Constituents worked hard for you
and deserve some reward. Mayor
Some reward! Didn't / shake hands
with you twice in public-before the
election ?-Exchange
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Nautical Note.

Pop, do ships ever flnt?'
What question, child. OF course
not
But here's a story where it says the
ship came tO."-Baltimore American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Around the Circle.

"In my time" declared grandma,
girls were more modest"
81 know" said the fippant girl. 1T
was fad once. We may get back to
it."-Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Men will wrangle for religion, write
for It, fight for 1t, die for it-anythine
but live for it.-Co,tOn.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
His Sole Occupation.

Cholly-Will you marry me If stop
smoking cigarettes?
Miss Bright-No, Mr.. Sappy; I
couldn't think of marrying a man who
did nothing.-Boston Transcript.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

The way to wealth is as plain as tnu
way to market; it depends chiefly OF
two words-industry and frugality.--
Franklin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Put your savings il the Savings
Department of the Shenando an Val.
ley Loan and Trust Co., WOODSTOCK,
Va. at per cent compound interest.
Amounts of S1.00 and upwards re-
celved. The only savings Institu-
ton In the county for the accomula
ton of the small savings of laDoring
men, women. and children.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Here are squares. Can you put a
figure lno TWO alike) in each square
so as to MARE total of Is by adding
them up and down and crossways?
AS an advertisement we will deed
building lot 25xI00 #. at Atlantic
City, Md, which has the finest
beaches in the world, to 4hy ONE
white race-solving this pazzle. Small
Zee for deed and expenses Send your
solution, with 4c in postage for copy
prospectus, to
THE ATLANTIC REALTY CO..
206 N. Calvert ST.,
Apr. 13-1tpd. Baltimore, Nd.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
One Reason.

She-I wonder why men lie 30. He
Because their wives are so blamed In.
Quisitive.-Boston Transcript.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Comforting Her.

Miss Wry-I have picture In my
mind of my future husband. Miss Guy
Il bet it will never be developed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
Barber Shop.
Court ST., WOODSTOCK Va.
Warden Fravel, Propr.

Shave. 10 Haircut. is
SINCE. ...... IL Shampoo. 10
Facial Massage. %
Tonic Rub. 800. and 10
Shaving Corpse. 100
Shave away from shop %
Haircut - A." 81
Haircut and shave away from SHOP %
~ Prompt attention given IL al
custOmsers.
A shaN Of the vublic patronage
solicited,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

Nothing can be lasting when reason
does not rule. Quin.us Curtius Rufus
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

What's gone and what's past help
should be past grief.-Shakespeare-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
What the Corn Media


A good corn fertilizer should have
from one to three per cent ammonia.
eight to twelve per cent phosphoric
acid, and two to four per cent potash,
unless 1t Is used on q muck soil where
from six to ten per cent potash should
be used when 1t can be purchased. If the
fertilizer is to be used on a sandy soil, II
should have at least two to three pei
cent ammonia, eight to ten per cent
phosphoric acid, and two to four per
cent potash. For corn on a clay soil
especially If there has been some live
stock manure applied, two per cent
ammonia may be adequate along with
ten to twelve per cent phosphoric acid
and not over one or two per cent pot
ash.
The best results are now being OBJ
tanned from the use Of from 400 to Cos
pounds Of fertilizer to the acre on corn
The best way to apply the fertilizer is
to put on about 100 pounds to the acre
with the fertilizer attachment of the
corn planter when planting the corn
and all amounts above this through the
fertilizer attachment of the grain drill
or a low-down lime and fertilizer dis
tributor before the corn is planted. II
the corn planter has no fertilizer at
tachment, all the fertilizer may be ap
piled before planting the corn, through
the fertilizer attachment Of the graip
drill, or through low-down lime and
fertilizer distributor, being careful to
disk 1t we'll into the soil before the
seed Is put into the ground. With pres
ent prices for farm products, larger
yields are more important than ever
before. In fact, rising costs Of produc.
ton make larger yields necessary for
profits.
Corn Profit.
The growing of corn Is matter of
dollars and cents. The grower has
a right to expect fair return on his
money. This can only be secured by
fulfilling every one of the five cardinal
principles of successful corn growing !;
viz, Good seed, well fitted soil, proper
planting, frequent level and shallow
cultivation and abundant well-bal
anced plantfood. ]. w. HENCEROTH.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
How to Avoid Grippe.

+ Don't put your mouth close to
a telephone transmitter.
+ Avoid overeating, stuffy rooms
+ and undue exposure to inclement
7 weather.
+ Have a drinking glass, knife,
= fork. spoon, towels, pillowcase
+ and handkerchief for your very
+ own. Keep these articles by
themselves.
+ Stay away from congested
places where there is apt to be
7 poor ventilation and where there
+ are always people with colds.
+ Keep the feet dry, take plenty
+ of exercise, observe regularity In
bedtime hours and do not dress
+ too warmly indoors. 1t is also
+ well to have the nose and throat
+ examined.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
GROWING CORN PR0FITABLY

EVE rnpA 1ooo SEED, WeII-fles
pRiNc,p,Es ted soII, proper
planting, frequent,
level and shallow cultivation, and
abundant weIl-baIanced pIantfood, are
the five main essentials In successful
sorn growing. Men, all over the coun-
try, who are growing seed and show
corn, the boys in the corn growing con-
tests, and farmers who are producing
large and profitable yields are practic-
Ing these five cardinal principles Of
successful corn growing. In 1912,
Dewey Hanes, an Ohio boy. raised 139
bushels per acre, in 1915 he brought
the yield up to 1853 bushels, and last
year. 1916. a poor corn year. he again
won the first prize In Ohio with q
yield Of 1875 bushels per acre, thus
winning the title, champion Corn
Grower Of Ohio" He also won the IT,
tie as junior wheat champion in
1915 with yield of So 2-3 bushels per
acre on five acres.
Getting Early Maturity.
To know what fertilizers to apply
to corn, 1t Is necessary to know the
duties Of these three plantfoods. Nj
trogen, usually referred to as ammonia,
Is very largely concerned with the pro-
duction Of stalk growth and giving
color to the plant. If you see a short,
stunted yellowish or pale green plant.
1t means that the soil is deficient in
ammonia. Phosphoric acid produces
large root growth, aids in forming
the ear on the stalk produced by nitro
gen, hastens maturing and improves
the quality.
1t invariably happens that corn will
mature from ten days to two weeks
earlier on a field we'll supplied with
phosphoric acid than it will on field
deficient in phosphoric acid. This
length Of time frequently means the
difference between soft and mature
crops. The third plantfood, potash, Is
largely concerned in producing q
strong stalk. and the transportation of
the starch or plantfood digested in the
leaf to the various parts Of the plant.
While the corn plant cannpt talk, It
has way Of telling US when 1t is
hungry for certain plantfoods. If we
bear the preceding facts in mind, and
observe our growing corn, we will be
able to tell just what plantfoods they
require.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27

His Talents.
What makes you think DaubbsF
win succeed as a painter7"
"He has the soul Of an artist and the
perseverance Of . book agent "-Ph1la.
1elphia Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-04-27
SHENANDOAH HERALD
ADvHRrIsIMo RArEa

Transient advertisements will
be inserted at so cents per square
OF ten lines each insertion. Read
Ing notices at five cents per line.
~ Quarterly and Yearly Display
advertisements by contract.
@Unless the. ,usmber OF inser-
lions is marked upon the manu-
script. advertisements will be pub
Hshed until forbidden and charged
accordingly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01
wauwatosa woman,s cIub.

At the May breakfast covers were
laid for lis and the program was as
follows 4
Presidents welcome.
Response, Mrs. Kircbhoff, toastmis-
tress.
Response to toast ,"Our Ways and
Means Committee" Mrs. Perry.
Poem by Mrs. Kearney, read by Mrs.
Perry.
New Members" Mrs. Gates, read by
Mrs. Peterson.
Appreciation of our present president.
To our new president
Response, Mrs. N. j. Swan.
Music, vocal, Mrs. Schmidtill, ac-
companied by Mrs. Schneck.
Reading, Mrs Winston's Servant, y
Miss Alice Smith.
Musical program, arranged by Mrs.
Rice
Vocal, Mrs Rice; accompanist, Miss
McPheeters.
Violin solo, Mrs. Rounds; accompa-
mist, Miss McPheeters.
Vocal duet, Mrs. Schmidtill and Mrs
Rice, accompanied by Miss McPhee
tiers, piano. and Mrs. Rounds, violin
The last meeting of the year will be
held at the clubroom ON Thursday
June 7. 1t will be resume of the
years legislation to be given by Mrs
Charles Perry.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01
WHAT SITE OF DOVER COST
Indians Were Paid Twelve Bottles of
Drink and Four Handfuls Of
Powder, II Is Said.

Dover, Del, which one thinks of as
belonging to that sisterhood of inter
esting little Colonial capitals of which
Williamsburg and Annapolis are ell
ders, has celebrated the two hun
dredth anniversary of its founding.
The three neighbor Colonial capt.
tails have no little historic resem-
blance, and, though Dover is the
youngest of them, it has it's full share
of historic interest and romantic ira
dition, political and social. That great
man, William Penn, whe had the wis
dom to abolish the tariff duties that
he found hampering the trade of the
great river leading up to his noble
proprietary province, having induced
james, duke of York, to let him add
to Pennsylvania the "three lower
countries ON Delaware" lost little
time in making provision for the
founding of Dover as the county seat
i of "St. Jones County," now Kent
county, for he issued a warrant for
i the survey of the town site in 1888,
and eleven years later, according to
one authority, says e. N. Yallandlg-
/ ham in the Philadelphia Record, paid
the Indian owners for the land "twO
match coats, twelve bottles of drink
and four handfuls of powder" an in.
/ tolerable deal of firewater for so
trifiing a supply of ammunition.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

good program is arranged, and Rev.
Edgar T. Farrill of Milwaukee is to
give an address. Mr.. Farrill is a
slive wire" and the young people of
Wisconsin know and love him. An in
formal reception will follow the pro-
gram. Eight o'clock is the hour for
the program to open.
There will be a meeting at the
Aetna Park school house this Friday
afternoon, June 1, at 500 o'clock, to
hear letters of appeal from France,
received by women of Wauwatcsa.
Action will be taken as to such relief
work as may be desired. This is a
branch of the Red Cross work, and
it is hoped there will be a full at
tendance. Your presence is requested.
The Memorial Day services were
conducted as per the published pro-
gram in spite of threatening skies.
The program was of an excellent ma
ture, the principal address being CIV
en- by Hon. Chas E. Whalen OF Madl-
son. The raising of the flag on the
new flag pole was greeted with en-
thusiastic applause, and the address,
given by C. Stanley Perry in dedica-
ton of the new flag, was exceptional
ly well delivered. The gathering at
the high school was the largest ever
seen on any similar occasion in Wau-
watosa, the estimate being given of at
least $50 present. The procession to
the cemetery was somewhat disturb
ed by the rain, but without any ques-
ton it was the largest Memorial Day
parade ever witnessed in this city of
late years. The various military
guards and associations were repre-
sented in the line of march, and it
certainly looked good to see some of
the old Light Guard Association boys
in line as of yore. Clarence Rasmus-
sen, as marshall of the day, deserves
much credit
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

The typist speed champion says her
work was form of athletics for which
she went into training just the same as
prize fighter does. So lot of US will
have TO continue to pick out the letters
gingerly with a couple of fingers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

The price Of parsnips is said to be
higher than ever. However, the price
isn't the only Objectionable feature of
parsnips.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

We learn from an African traveller
that the sleeping sickness is more
deadly than the European war; at that,
there seems to be no reason why the
competition should be so keen.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

Brain surgery was discussed at the
surgeons congress in Philadelphia, but
no mention was made Of a method of
absent treatment that would change a
mans political mind.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-06-01

It Is a rule of life that every man
should deal with his conscience as a
personal guide and set his own alarm
clock.