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The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Sweater Department.

Several Lightweight Brushed Wool Sweaters.
in convertible collar or We neck styles with
belted backs; excellent color combinations.
White and Black Striped Design; size 40.
$1,000; was $l2.75.
Alice Blue with White Trimmings; size 40.
$50; was $3.50.
Green Brushed Wool Sweater. cream trim
mings; size AZ. $3.50; was $3.50
Alice Blue. White Trimmings; size A.
s6.75; was $8.75.
Cream Color with Alice Blue Trimmings;
size 36. $500; was $3.50
Also Emerald Green Fiber Silk Sweater,
5e neck and sash back; size 38. $475; was
$500.
Third 1oor-G
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
The Touon Crier

Federal watehman's Union, No.
l4sS4. Is to elect officers at a meeting
10 be held this morning at $50 o'clock
1t the Moose Hall. Seventh and G
streets northwest.
Nino Julius Maori will give several
readings from Shakespeare aud two
original sketches at the Y. NJ c. A.
this evening at s o'clock.
ssrhe Leak one-aet farce. based on
Official life in Washington, is to be
presented by the Vaughn class Of
Calvary Baptist Sunday school tonight
at the Sunday school house, Eighth and
n streets northwest
The musical organization known as
the Kitchen Band Of the Emmanuel
Baptist Church is to give concert at
the Union Methodist Church this even
ing. Miss Helen Rogers Smith, So
prano. and the choir OF the Union
Methodist Church will assist.
Nine. e. AzaIIa HaekIey of the ChI-
eago Vocal and Normal Institute Com
muntty School is ITO talk on "A Trip
to Paris this evening at s o'clock
at Metropolitan A. NJ. E. Church, NJ
, street between Fifteenth and Sixteenth
streets
~The Importance of Being Earnest"
Is to be presented privately by the
George Washington University drama
class tonight in the assembly hall OF
the arts and sciences department., Ad-
ministration Building. 2O23 G street
northwest. It will be under the direc-
ton of DR.. De witt c. Croissant. pro-
fessor of English and head Of the
drama class.
Plans for the establishment of n
mems federated committee on employ
ment to cooperate with the United
States employment service will be dis
eussed at an informal meeting to be
held at the Public Library this even
ing.
meeting of the Zhavas Zion So
ciety called for last evening. was
postponed for a later date. Sunday, May
% has been appointed Flower Day for
the benefit OF the destitute Jews in Pal
estine
The Board of Education will hold
anopen meeting at the Franklin
School Building early next week to
discuss recommendations in the last
report of Superintendent OF Schools
Ernest L Thurston.
A meeting of the Mount Pleasant
Citizens Association will be held to-
morrow evening at s o'clock. at the
q Brown Betty Inn, Park road and Six
teenth street
Special orders have been issued by
Gen. II. Oden Lake. national comman-
der of the Army and Navy Union, to
members of the Memorial Day COM
mittee Of the organization, for a
meeting to be held at the national
corps headquarters. 1920 New York
avenue northwest, at 1880 o'clock to-
night.
J. G. OhsOL, former member of the
Russian Duma, will speak on The
Suffrage Question in Russia in Con-
nection with the Present Revolution"
under the auspices of the College
Equal Suffrage League. Monday, at s
o. m, at the National American
Woman Suffrage Headquarters, 1926
Rhode Island avenue
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Sale of
French Chemises, $1.00.

A small lot of NainsoOk French Chemises.
prettly hand-embroidered in dainty floral spray
designs. Special price, Sl.00 each.
And the following:
Nsinsook Gowns, low neck and short
sleeves; trimmed with embroidery and lace,
beading and ribbon csc each; were $500.
5 Envelope Chemises, lace and ribbon trim
med. $I.2S each; were Szyoo.
? Dark Green Taffeta Silk Klosfit Petit
coats one all taffeta and the other with Jersey
top. S3.eS each; were $500.
White Petticoat; fine nainsook top with
three deep ruffles of fine embroidery. Says;
was 5000.
Cambria Petticoats with fine lawn
flounce finished with tucks, lace insertion and
edging $I.eS each; were S2.zS.
Third aooS-F st.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
NEW YORK HOTEL ARRIVALS.

New York, May I.-Ihe following
washingtonians are registered at hotels
here:
D. c. Brett. Marlborough; NJ K. Hall,
Continental; W. B. Matthews, Navarro;
G. X. Roper, jr., Breslin; ]. L. Abbott,
Grand; Mr.. and Mrs. G. De Franceaux,
Arlington.
Trade Representatives:
S. Kann Sons & Co, Miss s. Boxer, 452
Fourth avenue. room 1907.
Woodward & LothFOp, Inc, H Barsch-
kies. F. E. Woodward. Miss S. Eber, sS4
Fourth avenue room 1704
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Cotton Dress Goods
Department.

Qensths from l1a to ~ yards.)
ISc 32-inch Zephyr Ginshams. 1Se yard.
Zoe 36-inch Punjsb PereaIe, lSe yard.
25c Japanese Crepe. zoe yard
25c 36-inch Printed Voiles. zoe yard.
28c 38-inch Printed Voies. zoe yard.
30e 32-inch Zephyr Ginshams. zoe yard.
30c 36-inch Plain Voiles, zoe yard
3Sc 36-inch Printed Voies. zSe yard.
Soc Novelty Voies. 35e yard.
56c Plain Voies. 45e yard.
75c Novelty Voiles. soc yard.
Second boor-G Il
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Sale of
Wizard Mops and Busters.

A small lot of the 75c-size Wizard Dust
Mops reduced to 60c each.
A small lot of Wizard Wall Dusters. long
handle, reduced to 3Sc each.
Fifth boOr-F =.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Clearance of
Robe Patterns.

The remaining small lots of Wolfe and En-
broidered Swiss Robe Patterns. in 5-ysrd lengths.
of splendid quality material. Each design is diff
ferent. To close these out at once we have
marked them at the special low price of
$500 the Pattern.
Main hoor-F 4
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Clearance of
Sur-mer Bed Sets.

Light, prettily colored materials, some Of
which may be slightly soiled mussed.
3 Swiss Bed Sets, with blue border. Sz.So
each; were S4oo
Wolfe Bed Set blue bordet. $3.50; was
$500.
Wolfe Bed Set, yellow border. $3.50; was
$500.
Handsome Wolfe Bed Set with antique and
Cluny lace trimmings; for double bed. $3.50;
was $1,000.
Handsome ollie Bed Set, with Cluny and
antique lace trimmings. SIo.oo; was Sz7so.
Fine Embroidered Linen Bed Set, with
Cluny lace insertion $1,000; was 5000.
Handsome Wolfe Set with renaissance dec
orations. $IS.oo; was $4,000.
Single Bed Toile Sets, trimmed with imi-
tation filct lace IT eron. $47S each; were 500.
Cretonne Bed Sets for double bed; in blue
and pink and black and pink coloring white
grounds. $37S each; were $500.
Fourth Hoor-G e.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
HIS FRIEND TOOK
THE PLANT juice
Popular Washington Man In
Auenced to Try New Rem
ely, Now Is a Booster.

Interest in the introduction in Wash
ingtOn Of the celebrated herbal stomach
remedy, Plant Juice, is now intense.
News Cf the wonders it has worked in
the W st has come to local ears, and
every le is realizing that the success of
this NJ table formula is an established
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Sale of
Women's Summer Dresses.

A miscellaneous assortment of Silk and Cot
ton Dresses in very attractive spring-summer
styles, greatly reduced for clearance. Among
the assortment are the following:
Black Satin Dresses. simple models; size sc.
sIe7s each; were $25.oo and $3.50.
1 Handsome Black Satin Coat Dress size. AZ;
touched with hand-embroidery. $3.50; was
$500.
Handsome Black Georgette Crepe and Chit
fon Velvet Combination Dresses; sizes 40 and
AZ. $as.oo each; were $3.50 and $500.
I Black Satin Two-picce Coat Dress, trimmed
with white vest and collar; size 49, $Ie.75; was
$3oso
Handsome Silver Gray Chiffon Velvet Aft
ernoon and Street Dress, trimmed with gray fur;
size SO. $500; $Ioo.
White Georgette Crepe Dresses, combined
with bands of black velvet; sizes IS and 36;
slightly soiled; silk lined. $500 each; were
$500
White Chiffon Taffeta Afternoon or Com
mencement Dress; long sleeves; size SO. $500;
was $4,000.
Third hoor-G
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Closing Out the
Pure Food Department.
Today Is Another Important Day.

Today Is Another Important Day.
With the rapid and generous selling that oc-
ours each week we are compelled TO put par
tieuIarly low prices on the small lots which have
accumulated for todsy's sale-hence our resu-
lar clearance sale each Friday.
There are Beverages. Fancy Prepared Fruits.
Olive Oils and many other articles
Quantities in most cases are limited. many
of them very small. but the prices have been
very greatly reduced
Fifth hoor-Tenth IT
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18

Brown Willow Lemonade Highball Serving
Tray $500; was $500.
| Brown Reed Serving Tray. $3.50; was $500
3 Reed Serving Trays, green, frosted green and
brown, $3.50 each; were $4.00.
| Fumed Reed Table Book Rack $500; was $50
Threefold Jap Black Reed Screen. upper panel
Of cretonne. $500; was $500.
Fine Reed Hour-slass Table. sheIlac finish. $l250;
was $780,
Verde Green Willow Portable Serving Stand
$500; was $500.
Brown Reed Dome. with chain; single light; suit
able for hall or den. $4.75; was $3.50
Artistic Ivory Reed Table Lamp. $500; was
$780,
Philippine Peacock Chair large size $500; was
$500
] Artistic Ivory Reed Desk and Chair. $500 for
2 pieces; were $500.
Ovalshaped Ivory-and-red Reed Table $3.50;
$1,000
Gray Enamel Reed Side Chair. $500; was 5000
Fourth noor-G It
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Sale of
Flower Bulbs.

Every one is growing Flowers this year. as well as
Vegetables. This is opportunity to get first quail
iy Bulbs at low prices.
Begonias, Madeira Vines. Cinnamon Vines, for
Sc; were Sc each.
Elephant Ears, for Sc; were Sc each.
Tuberoses, 10c dozen; were l5c.
Dahlias. Sc each; were l0c.
hoor-F ST.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Friday Sale of
Women's Summer Hose,
Special Price, 2Sc Pair.

30 dozen pairs Women's Silk Lse Hose, full fash
oned and good quality hose in black and white with
hens sewed instead of woven The hose with the
woven tops would sell at 37Tzc pair. Special price,
2Sc pair.
And the following:
40 pairs Women's Fine Black Gauze Lse Hose
sizes 8, 81 and g. 371ae pair; were Soc.
81 p,irs Women's Fine Lisle Hose, irregular weave;
sizes 9 and 9L2. 3Sc pair; were 60c.
u pairs Women's Pure Silk Hose, in plain coors
and fancy stripes sizes 81. 9 and oI2. S5c pair;
were $ll0
80 pairs Women's Boot Silk Hose, light gray and
champagne colors; sizes 81, 9 and 9I; irregular
Soc pair; were Csc.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Today, the Second Friday Sale This Season of
WOMENS WHITE TUB SKIRTS. 81


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The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
Boys Department.

. small lot of Boys Wash Suits. in very desirable
coorings and models; sizes ~ to years
Reduced to S13S each.
dozen Boys Sport Blouses with short sleeves;
various striped patterns; sizes 9 to l5
Reduced to 35e each.
10 pairs Boys Gray Crash Knickerbockers; sizes
l6 and " only.
CSC pair; were $1.00
pairs Boys Mixed Wool Knickerbockers sizes
8, l6 and " only.
Csc pair; were $50.
Third hOur-Elevnth st
Baby Carriage Department.
] Old Ivory Pullman Sleeper Carriage. $3.50;
was $3.50.
Natural Reed Baby Carriage. $500; was $35.
Fourth hoor-Elerenth
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18

White Enamel Reed Side Chairs, cretonne seat
cushions. $500 each; were 5000
Reed Sewing Stands cretOnne lining; ivory and
brown finishes. $3.50 each; were $1,000.
Brown Reed Cellsrette. $500; was $3.50.
Brown Swiss Reed Settee. $500; was $500.
Brown Reed Settee. $500; was $1,000.
Green Willow Table Lamp; two lights $500;
was $3.50.
Fine Philippine Rattan Table. $3.50; was $3.50
Philippine Rattan Table $3.50; was $3.50.
High-back Philippine Rattan Armchair. 5000;
was $3.50.
Philippine Low Table; open cane top. S11.5o;
was $3.50.
Also Apiece Hand-carved Italian Walnut Suite of
Furniture in finshI consisting of settee high-back
armchair, owback Armchair and Sidechair; beautifully
upholstered in silk brocade. This suite is in one Of
the handsomest treatments Of the Louis XVI design we
have yet shown and is most remarkable value An
elegant suite for exclusive living or drawing ROOM
Sl9S.00; was $30500.
The Washington herald., 1917-05-18
sDooowar6 3 Iotbrop

While the articles may be odd lots. smal
items show some of the excellent opportunite
No remnants sent c. 0. D.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01

When he has laid by q pile" which
the Englishman or American would
consider ample TO Justify him in taking
q house in the suburbs, climbing" In
society and retiring from business. the
Frenchman still clings to business.
Although his everyday expenses are
very probably less. he has rs a rule
far heavier drains on his purse. Each
of his daughters will claim handsome
dowry If she is to he married well. and
these dOwries must be paid without i'm
pOyerishing the business.
This system Of interviewer family
and business arrangements naturally is
associated with the closeness of the
ties of French families. A man and
wife would as soon think Of deserving
each other as. of deserving their ''in-
laws"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
A Hospitable Cracker"

= A young lawyer down in Florida
was running for certain office and,
with the idea of getting their vote, I'M
dertOOk to cultivate the acquaintance
of all the crackers" Country peOple)
for miles around.
Stopping his horse one evening in
front OF. Il little shanty, he inquired of
the old man lOunging against the door
if he might spend the night at his
home. o"Sure, partner" said the old
man, "stOp and light" The lawyer
lighted" and followed him into his
abode, which consisted of one room,
with Il bearskin stretched out in one
corner, the trophy of IL hunt and also
the only bed of the hunter . A pump
kin served him for pillow. In an
swer to the lawyers wondering look
as. to where he was going to sleep, the
Cracker" pointed to the bearskin, say
ing with great magnanimity "Stran-
ger. tell ye what We'll do-ye take
the punkin and the b'arskin, and I'll
rough 1t !"-EverybOdy's.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Rice Thrown Away at One
Wedding Equal to Soldiers
Food Ration for Whole Day

The custom of throwing rice at we'd
dings Is a wasteful one, In the opin-
ion of c. f. Vail Of the Colorado Agri-
cultural college.
1T is unnecessary, to say the least,
he declares, land IL one stops to con
slider the probable amount thus wasted
in the entire United States each year,
one is the more impressed with the alb
surdity of the custom. At the present
time, when the whole country is
aroused to the need of food production
and food conservation, the throwing
of rice ut weddings is Il matter for the
attention of those who are trying to
solve the food problem. Rice has a
fuel value of 1850. large calOries per
pound, as compared with 1906 calories
from white bread, 1865 from cornmeal
and 325 from potatoes. The United
States soldiers food ration is about
1900 calOries per day. In throwing
away three pounds of rice there are
wasted 1880. food calories. The lesson
should be quite obvious"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
80, 100000 Rabbits Needed
For Felt Hats Made in the
United States Every Year.

Did you know that the felt hat you
are wearing represents the fur of
three or four rabbits?
It's fact, declares the San Fran,
cisco Examiner.
And it's also true that there are
about 3O.OOO,0OO felt hats made in the
United States every year.
Figure it out for yourself. At the
minimum of three rabbits per hat
that number of hats means 9OOOO,OOC
rabbits year.
OF that number less than two per
cent are killed in the United States
according to paper read before the
Society Of Chemical Industry in New
York by G. D. Parks. Most of the
other 9S per cent come from Aus,
tralia, where the rabbit, introduced
long ago rs pet, has become ma.
tiOnal pest.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
POULTRY POINTERS

In preparing fowls for shipment by
parcel post. the chief object is to keep
the skin from being torn or rubbed.
Dry picking is recommended.
The floor of the duckhOuse must be
kept dry and should be we'll Uttered
with clean, dry straw.
Strange as it may seem, while ducks
will thrive if they have access to a
stream of water or pond, they must
have dry quarters at night.
Growing chicks will grow best when
they can rOOst where there is clean
perches and only roof over their
heads.
Sulphate of iron is blood tonic.
as we'll as an effectual remedy against
the small round worms frequently dis
covered in the intestines of the birds.
Any Of the larger breeds of ducks
will yield quite great deal in the
way of feathers in IL years time. Feath-
ers should not be piueked during the
cold weather.
Ducks are conveniently kept in
flOcks Of about thirty. A house Is by
10 feet is large enough for this num-
Der.
When fowls become lame first in one
leg and then In both, it is caused by
some liver trouble. Sometimes the
birds at the same time become very
light. There is no cure. Prevent BY
not feeding pepper or spices, not too
heavy of corn.
Cleaning out the houses several
times week. will not only give a
purer air, but it will greatly help in
killing disease germs.
Access to swimming water is not at
all necessary in order to successfully
raise Pellin ducks.
Where there is nervous, quick Jerk
ing of the legs. making the fowl step
high while walking. it is an affection
similar to stringhalt In horses. While
this cannot be cured 1t does no par
ticuiar harm. 1T is a nerve trouble.
An excellent substitute for meat
foods is cottage cheese. You may feed
it to fowls of any age and will find it
very nutritious. Give about three feeds
each week of the cheese.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Dramatic Surprises.

Strange meetings occur often enough
in war hospitals. Several medical Of
ticers have found their brothers among
their patients. A certain territorial
battalion had two medical officers in
peace time, of whom the senior went
abroad with the unit. In course of
time the colonel fell sick. and was
brought down to base hospital,
where he passed directly into the
charge of his junior medical officer
without any Encouragement whatever.
A patient who had served for several
months in France was lying in Il
dOuble-bedded room. Suddenly, and
rather to his annoyance, a stable COM
paniOn was given to him in the middle
Of the night, who proved in the morn
ing to be his brother, recently arrived
from GallipOli. B..
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Japan's Physique Falling.

Inteypellating the japanese govern
ment about the health of the nation.
Baron Kenkwan Takagi, a well-knOwn
medico-scientist. speaking in the house
Of peers. declared that there was a
gradual enfeeblement in the physique
of the young men which was discOur-
aging. He asked whether the govern
eminent was considering any measures
for the Improvement of the health con-
ditions of the empire? In reply, Pre-
mier Count Terauchi said the govern
ment was not satisfied with the pres
ent national hygiene and would adopt
all possible measurcs to brirg ahon,
an Improvement.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
No Sanctified Constitutions.

"Some men," wrote Jefferson in his
old age, "lOok at constitutions with
sanctimOniOus reverence, and deem
them like the ark of the cOvenant-tOO
sacred to be touched. They ascribe to
the men of the preceding age a wisdom
more than human, and suppose what
they did to be beyond amendment. l
knew that age well; belonged to it
and labOred with it. 1t deserved well
Of it's country. 1t was very like the
present. but without the experience Of
the present. -. I am certainly
not an advocate Of frequent and I'M
tried changes in laws and cOnStitu-
tons. But I know also that
laws and constitutions must go hand in
hand. with the progress of the human
mind."-New Republic.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Brain Workers Need Food
High in Energy Material,
Says Expert ,on Dietetics

A man engaged In mental work is
generally supposed to need diet
having about the same energy value
as that of Il man doing very light me-
chanical work, because the cOnsump-
ton of energy in mental work is not
great. But the Medical Record calls
attention to the opinion expressed by
DR.. w. NJ. Bayliss. professor of gen.
eral physiology, University college,
London, in book on the physiology Of
food.
Doctor Bayliss points out that while
thesoxygen actually consumed by the
nerve centers in their work may not
be great it has to be supplied at high
pressure. This is proved by the
fact that even momentary stoppage
of the blood supply causes immediate
Inconsistencies, although the oXy-
gen in the brain has not been
exhausted. From this it seems posi-
BILE that although the actual quantity
OF food needed may not be great
''yet this food may require to be pre-
scented ut high pressure, and that. to
attain the high pressure 1t may be
necessary to take diet of an energy
equivalent to that Of moderate mus
cular work."
Doctor Bayliss holds that from the
food standpoint no benefit is derived
from alcohol. Also that there Is no
special virtue in butchers meat and
that vegetable foods. if properly
chosen, can supply all that Is neces-
sary for a complete diet, but at the
same time he considers diet of pure
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Very Particular.

Butcher can
recommend the
ham. ma'am. It's
well cured.
Mrs. Gree n
Oh. don't give me
one that had any
thing the matter
with 1t even II 1t
Is cured now. Let
me have a per-
+ e thy healthy
one.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Some Eixer.

81 say, Arnold, l want to apologize
for the nasty temper displayed last
night. Your wife and sister must have
thought I was crazy
"Oh, no, they didn't. fixed that all
right"
Mighty good of you, old man.
Thanks"
Eyes, 1 told them you were drunk"
illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01

ly vegetable origin unsafe, because not
enough is known yet about the proper
ties of the several vegetables stuffs,
The proteins Of vegetables are not so
easily digestcd as are those of meats,
but in compensation more of the food
can be taken, and the digestive organs
need bulk.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
The Difference.

"HOw was 1t when those two young
fellows started out together to get
work, one was employed so much
sooner than the Other?"
II guess 1t was because the latter
waited to accept Il position. while the
former went out and looked for II
job"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Statistical Notes.

FormoSa contains 10000
goats.
United States has $50 auto fac.
tories.
Japan last year paid $54 $780,
900 for fertilizers.
Chile has COLA miles of gov
ernment-Owned railways.
Youngstown, o., Is to have
S25O,0OO art museum.
Philadelphia Is to have q new
$4,000 hospital for children. \
Denmark in 1916 sent Germany
2S.5O0 tons of pork and lard.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
Amonq COLLEAGUES.

"DO you regard our friend I'D n
statesman
NO." replied Senator Sorghum.
Hes the sort Of man that gets
credit for being a statesman when he's
only public expert"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
A Lesson in Economy.

Judd-Iye just
paid $3.50 for this
diamond ring for
my wife.
Bud ID t s a
beauty. but isn't
1t rather-er-eX.
travagant?
Judd-NOt 4 bit.
Think what 1t
will saw In
gloves.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01

$50 you think an automobile is safer
than horseY" ....
I'm some respects" replied Broncho
Bob; ut isn't customary as yet to
hang man for stealing an autOmO-
bile"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
SOME SMILES
Lots OF Fun.

.. Lots OF Fun.
Rose-What Il pity, dear. you are
engaged so young. You will never have
the fun Of refusing Il man.
Bud-NO, but I've had the fun Of ac-
cepting one.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-09-01
The Sequel.

Troublesome Gentleman Ito solicit
or, after long rlgmarole)-That, Mr..
Jones, is the Genesis of the whole
matter. y
Solicitor (openlng the door)TAnd
this, my dear sir, Is the EXodus.-The
Taller.