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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
WESTERN GIRL IS !
A GREAT athlete
Qualified to Compete for AL
Round Honors.
WIZARD At PLAYING TENNIS
Also stars at Baseball, Basket Ball,
Hockey and FootbaIl--Perform.
anees in Many Lines Of Sport
Brand Her as Marvel.

On the Pacific coast they say that
Miss Wayne Mcdonald Is the greatest |
woman athlete In the United States. |
That Is some title; still a glance mt the |
record of the young woman leads one |
to believe that she has an excellent |
claim to the honor.
Miss Mcdonald Is a student at the
University of Washington. and her
performance in u dozen branches Of
sport brand her as an athletic mar
vel. Tipping the scales at II bare 115
pounds, she has established herself as
the best all.round girl athlete ever de-
veloped In the Northwest.
Won Tennis Finals.
The Seattle miss won the finals Of
the Northwest tennis championships ut
Tacoma recently, and yet tennis Is but
a small part of the athletic life of the
university champion. Miss Mcdonald
has yet to try her skill at any sport
I'm which she cannot shatter some
kind of Il record. She Is II wizard at
the net game, but also stars ut base
ball, basketball, hockey, track and
she admitted rather bashfully-foot.
ball.
Miss Mcdonald holds so many rec.
ords at the University of Washington
that she does not remember them all.
She started I'm to win. "W's" In her
freshman year, and has been doing II
ever since. She was the first freshman
to win a mineral and started In break.
al. nj I,ct hnf nd.
vanclng to her second year.
The Seattle girl can take a regu.
lation league baseball and with regu.
lar Hank Gowdy windup can send the
horseshoe on journey Of some 10C
feet. Recently she donned her track
toys and, while Washington Track
Coach Wander veer held the watch, she
stepped off 100 yards In II seconds
fiat. She hung up a mark In the so.
yard hurdles Of sIa seconds; can send
the eIght-pound shot 81 feet, and throw
the javelln 50 yards.
Football Has No Terrors.
Miss Mcdonald can take hockey
stick and zlgzag down the Ice like
HOBBY Baker. She can shoot u ringer
with the basketball five times out OF
ten, and hits 300 on the baseball team
She swims, dives, hunts and fishes
The football field has no terrOrs fol
this young Seattle girl, and she car
boot the plgslin for a perfect spiral.
II began to play baseball and the
rest of the things" explains Miss Nc
Donald, "when l was old enough Il
walk. took part In every kind o.
athletics with the youngsters on thu
back lots, and they came so natura
with me that just kept right on.
liked nothing better than game o
ball, a race or any kind of n mattel
when I was youngster, and l do no
know but that have the same opinion
of sports now"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
DECREASE IN HOME.RUN HITS
Walter Pipp Of Yankees Leads Ameri.
can League With Nine Circuit
Smashes to Credit.

There was marked falling of in
home.run hitting in the American
league this season. A year ago Walter
Pipp, led the league with IL home
runs, and Frank Baker, also of the
Yankees, was close behind with ten
circuit clouts, though he played In only
two-thiris Of the games. This year
no American league player reached Ba-
ker's second place figure of n season
back. pipp again headed the league
with nine home runs to his credit, md
Baker was close behind with seven
but not In second place, The Yankees
as team again led the league, but did
not reach their 1916 figure, 81 hov"
runs.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03

be an interesting event. OF course,
the lightweight class is out of the
question. Richie having outgrown it.,
but If the lesser bouts he proposes to
engage In rs II preliminary 10 his come
back prove him to be there STILL he
will fight In the welterweight division
and perhaps Ted Lewis will have one
more rival at the legitimate welter
scale to give him battle.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
sTALLINGS PICKS UP CRACK
shortstop Schneider, Considered Finest
In Eastern League, Signed
by Boston Club.

George Stallings Is said to have
picked up a sensation In Shorstop
Schreiber, who Is considered the East
ern leagues finest shortstop and hard
est hitter. This Is the league which
sent Maranville to the majors. Critics
say he Is the nearest approach to Rab-
hit Maranvile In fielding and n hitter
of far more power and precision. Mr..
Schroeder will always ind n meal
sicket in big company If he approaches
anyway near the remarkable ability Of
the Rabbit.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
Danny Iona HELPED Comiskey.

While n lot of credit is being given
to COmiskey's pocket book, Rowland's
mesmerism and all that, Danny Long
steps in to have say about who had
n hand In winning the championship
of the American league for the White
SOX. Danny, who has acted rs scout
for COmmy In the California region for
several years, points to the fact that
he sent Buck Weaver Fred McNlullin,
Swede Risberg, Claude Williams and
Byrd Lynn to the Chicago team.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
NOTED SWIMMER Is KILLED
Cecil HeaIy, Australian Champion,
Meets Death In France-Was Also
Remarkable Runner.

News has reached here that Cecil
Healy, the swimming champion, who
was adjutant in the Australian forces,
was killed recently ut Messines. He
was holder of the 15O-yard record for
open water. At Stockholm, In the
Olympic games of 1912, he was captain
of the Australian team which beat the
American team In an open relay. Heaiy
was remarkable runner and boxer,
and he was equally well-knOwn as a
journalist.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
IL SPORTS MAY BE
RESUMED BY TIGERS

The Princeton board Of ath-
letic control, at u special meet
Ing recently. rescindcd the rul-
Ing made ut the outbreak of the
war and announced that such
varsity sports rs are self.sup-
porting may he resumed. How
ever, after careful consideration
the board decided that II would
he necessary to sustain the rul-
ing In regard to intercollegiate
football. which they deemed adj
yisable to resume at this late
date.
Both baseball and basketball
have always been successful
from u financial standpoint. and
II Is practically assured that
these sports will be continued
as usual. The swimming author
tiles are also confident that
Princeton will be represented
this year In the intercollegiate
league. Crew and track earn
practically nothing and are car.
ried on at II tremendous expense.
II Is highly probable, however,
that rowing will be resumed.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
Eddie Aaron Goes to Front.

Eddie Aaron, who played the infield
for the Muskegon Central league team
the past season. has been called to the
National army, and will appear no
more on the ball field. Aaron came
fresh from the lots of Chicago and
made good in a Glass B league his first
year out.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
RICHIE STILL IN THE RING
Former Lightweight Champion Train.
ing In California for Comeback"
as Weiterweight.

Although year has passed since
Willie Richie boxed seriously, the for
mer lightweight champion says he has
not retired. Ritchic. indeed, declares
he wants To fight again, and with that
end in view has been training on the
COAST.
Richie always was n first-clnss boy
and his rc.cntry In ring dolngs would
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
PRESENTS FOR PLAYERS.

1t pays to be with n pennant-
winning club. Members of the
Indianapolis team, which won
the American association flag,
were presented with enough
wearing apparel to last them all
winter.
Fifty-nine silk shirts, four
suits of clothes and IS hats were
some Of the donations of Indian
apOlis merchants. Wickland and
Cosy DOlan got ten silk shirts
apiece. Jack Hendricks, man.
ager Of the club; Steve Yerkes,
the leading batter; Cosy DOlan,
the leading base stealer, and
Jake NorthrOp, who won 81
games, got the suits.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
MAULBETSCH MAKES BIG HIT
Former Michigan Star Footbalier Has
Charge Of Husky Athletes at
Phillips University.

Johnny Maulbetsch, the famous
Michigan football star, who has been
engaged to act as coach for Phillips
university during the next two years,
Is attracting much interest In Okla
homa sporting circles, and Enid foot
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
kroh Caught In Draft.

Floyd KOh, veteran KrOh, south
paw, who wound up With New Orleans
In the Southern league the past sea.
son, was caught In the National army
draft, and Is now rookie drilling at
Camp Pike.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
Jimmy Ryan Holds Record.

Someone asks for the record for out
field fly catches made in u nine-inning
game and the answer Is that Jimmy
Ryan holds 1t. Outfielding for the Chi
cano National league team, so our in
formant says, Ryan caught II fly balls
In one game.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
htSftlsniSff2SIii Observation-Disclosures
NEBRASKA DROPS STRIPE.

The red and white striped jer'
scys and stockings Of the Uni
verslty Of Nebraska which have
been worn by football clevens
of that school since the first
game, ~ years ago, have been
abandoned for solid red Jerseys
and sweaters.
The jerseys are numbered In
white On the backs. Coach Stew
art claims the stripes made the
players look bcefy and that
credit was not given to the team
because Of this for several vie
tories.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
ERAZEE WILL CHANGE
RED Sox NEXT SEASON

1t is understood that Presi-
dent Frnzee of the Red Sox con-
templates several changes for I
next season. During the recent ;
. Cincinnati draft meeting Frazee 1
put In a claim for Jack Bent
ley, first baseman Of the Balti- !
more club, who batted $40 In
the International league this
year. Bentley Is a left-handed
batsman and thrower. He once
pitched for the Washingtons, but
his arm went back on him so
that he decided to become an in
fielder.
Inasmuch as Dick HOblltzers
stick work hasn't come up to
that of former campaigns, II IL I
said that Bentley may succeed
him In 1913. Bentley was the
only player drafted by Frazec.
but the latter paid a fancy price
for Jimmy CoOncy, the Provi-
dence shortstop.
The Red SoX developed fine
young third basemnn In McNally
and u cracking good Outtielder
} In shorten. Looks rs II several
veterans are doomed.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1917-11-03
Latest Yankee Rumor.

Here is the latest: Nap LajOie Is to
play first base for the Yankees next
year, succeeding Walter Pip. Whether
he will manage the team as well, the
"uInOr monger sayeth not.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
MRS. GREEN HONOR GUEST
AT PRETTY PARTY.

One of the pretty parties of late
uesday was that at which Mrs. Charles
Culpepper entertained in honor of her
house guest, Mrs. w. W. Green, Of
Chattanooga The decorations follow
ed the Christmas idea, and the playing
was most spirited, forty-two being the
game chosen for recreation. Mrs. Lee
F'etner received a dainty piece of lin
gerie in recognition of her skill at the
table, and at the conclusion of the
game coffee and salad course was
served.
Playing were Mrs. Green, the honor
guest, Mrs. E. J. Tyson, Mrs. Lee Fet-
ner. Mrs. E. ]. Sheahan, Mrs. Ned
Sawyer, Mrs. Charles Tyson, Mrs. w.
z. Jones, Mrs. r. c. Fetner, Mrs! H. w.
Smithwick, Mrs. G. E. Buchanan, Mrs.
j. E.. Kiker, Miss Daisy Selph, Miss
Eugenia Sheahan, Miss Louie Green
and Miss Eva Culpepper. j..
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03

THE ALCAZAR

The Pallas-ParamOunt photo-play,
The Intrigue is coming to the Al
cazar Theatre Thursday. 1t is the
screen story of a beautiful countess
who breaks down under the strain OF
nursing the wounded under constant
shelly fire. AS result she is trans
ferred to her country's secret service.
Through the walls of the cathedral
hospital burst the enemy's shells; a
small panic ensues ann autside, visible
through the enormous gaps in the
walls can be seen the troops advancing
to the attack. The vivid reality of the
awfulness of this world-struggle is
brought home with dynamic force in
this story Of international intriguing
that stars beautiful Lenore Ulrich.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
1877 IS DANGER
YEAR FOR SOUTH
Twenty Million Bales More Likely
Than Twenty Cents Pound,
Says Hastings.

Atlanta, Ga.-(Special)-That 1917
is danger year" for the south, and
that there is dynamite in the pres
emit cotton situation for the cotton
growing farmer" are the warning
words used by H. G. Hastings, presi-
dent Of the Southeastern Fair Asso-
citation and the Georgia Chamber Of
Commerce, In an interview given to
the newspapers here urging farmers
not to increase their cotton acreage.
Eighteen to twenty cent cotton at
planting time in spring." he says, SIS
the bait that will lure hundreds Of
thousands of farmers in the south to
each put in few extra acres, and
should nature smile on the crop as in
1914, we will come nearer a twenty
million bale crop than 20 cents per
pound, for evidence multiplies daily
that they are planting right up to
the graveyard as 1t is sometimes ex-
pressed.
ION the Hastings farm we don't ex-
pect to put in an acre more of cotton
than we did last year, because we
think it a time above all others to
play safe. What we will increase to
the limit of our ability will be food
grain and forage, beet cattle and
hogs.
"The safe way is to first supply all
needs of family and stock from ones
own acres, and then put surplus acre
age in cotton. With bread and meat
in hand, and a garden producing
steadily through spring, summer and
fall; with home canned vegetables and
fruits on closet shelves for winter ia
BILE use; with corn in the crib and hay
and fodder in the barn or stack, the
farmer can be largely independent of
cotton prices in the fall. The farmer
so provided for is never distressed
He can sit on his cotton bales with
mind at ease, and sell in his own good
time when prices are right.
with labor comparatively scarce
and fertilizer high, any material in
crease in cotton acreage must nee
essarily be at the expense of food and
grain acres that are in reality far
more responsible for the south's pres
ent prosperity than is IS to 20 cent
cotton.
Memories are short, but wise far
mers need only to look back to 1914
and see the disaster due to too much
cotton that can't be eaten, and the
lack Of food that one must eat. re-
peat this year OF 1917, is a danger
year. ANY farmer who increases cot
ton acreage and cuts food crop acres
is gambling with the cards stacked
against him"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03

Laurel School for Girls, at Cleveland.
o., Miss Sanders entertainment prom
ises to be one of the most delightful
ever enjoyed by Americas folk, and a
large attendance is anticipated. A num-
her of Americas little folks will as
sist Miss Sanders illustrate the songs
with folk dances of the different ma
tiu,s, while Miss Elizabeth Cobb will
play the accompaniment. Miss San
ders will render a number of folk
songs attire in appropriate costume,
feature which should add cordial in
terest to the pleasure of the evening.
In order to secure the largest possible
attendance the admission has been
placed extremely low, being so cents
for adults, while because of the educa-
tional value of the entertainment, an
extra-special price of 25 cents has been
secured for High school students
and music pupils who will attend.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
MANY FULTON CONVICTS
ARE MENTAL DEGENERATES

ATLANTA, Ga, Jan. 3.-That fully
twenty-five per cent. of Fulton coun-
tvs convicts are physical or mental
degenerates, or both. and that there
ought to be farm for isolating the
mentally physically unfit instead o.
making them work the roads in close
contact with the other sound convicts,
is the conclusion reached by the coun-
ty warden and just announced after a
careful study of the entire convict
force.
AS one means of improving the gen.
eral standard of physical and mental
fitness among the convicts, Fulton
county has adopted, in so far as practi-
cable, the same menu of the United
States penitentiary in this city, and
decidedly beneficial results have been
observed from this careful and scien-
tiic feeding.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
18th. District

SEVENTEENTH DISTRICT, Jan. 5.
Miss Lucy Dacis, Bronwood, has
been the much admired guest of rela-
tives here.
Mr.. David Bryant, of Shellman and
sisters. Misses Effie D. and Beatrice
Bryant, spent two days here last week
with relatives and friends.
Messrs. Clarence Williams and Leon
Jones have returned to Macon, where
they will resume their studies at
Mercer University.
Miss Dovie Coins has returned to
her home in Moultrie, after visiting her
cousin, Miss IRA Belle Williams, for a
week.
Miss Emma Williams spent two days
in Shellman during the holidays.
Miss IRA Belle Williams has return
ed to her studies at A. & M. College,
Americas.
Eric Jones has returned to Gordon
Institute, GAINESVILLE, where he is a
student.
Miss Essie May Allen has returned
to her home in Brentwood
Miss Emma Virgins left Sunday for
Finleyson. where she is principal OF
the school.
Pierce Jones, of Dawson, spent the
holidays with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. o. p. Jones.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
Leslie

LESLIE, Ca, January 8. Mr..
Mrs. John Harper and Miss
Mamie Tucker, of Alapaha, were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. G. ]. Parker Thurs
day.
Robert Norton. of Brentwood, visited
friends here last Friday.
DR.. L. M. Hawkins returned Sunday
from Eastmans, where he spent the
week with relatives.
Misses Ruth and Ruby Parker had
as their visitors Thursday, Misses 10
rena and Neva Perry, Of Huntington,
ard Annie Collier, of Warwick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Johnson, Mrs.
Jamie Lee Perry and Miss Alice Perry,
of Huntington, were in town Tuesday
afternoon.
Thos. G.. Hudson, of Americas, was
visitor in Leslie Monday.
Mrs. A. j. Kemp and daughter.
Daisy, of Triton, are spending the week
with relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. L. Bedford and Miss
Myra Perry, of Vienna, were guests
of Mr. and Mrs. Gabe Parker for sew
eral days recently.
Miss Jessie Ranew left Sunday for
Manchester, Ca, where she went to
teach.
Fred Harris, of Vidalia, spent Sun
day afternoon in Leslie.
DIR. and Mrs. E. G. Harris. of Ander-
sonville, and Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Cock
we're guests of DR.. and Mrs. K. Wood
Wednesday.
H. T. Billiard, travelling salesman
for Hofmeyer Dry Goods Co.. spent
Tuesday in Leslie.
Misses Lila and Clyde killinsworth,
/ of Ft. Gaines; Clara Anderson, OF
Summit, Ca, and Mary and Martha
Pryor, of Smithville are the guests of
Miss Ella Wilson this week.
Prof. U. s. Lancaster and family re-
turned Sunday from Bethlehem, where
they spent several days with relatives.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
WINDSOR HOTEL NOTES

n. E. Parker, of Buena Vista. was q
well known travelling salesman in
Americas yesterday. Mr.. Parker traV-
els for the American Tobacco Co., and
is returning to his territory after
spending the holidays in Buena Vista
with relatives.
Thomas w. West and R. S. Wimberly
were prominent Macon citizens COM
i..g to Americas Tuesday on matters OF
business.
CT. Thomas, of Columbus, is among
the travellers coming to Americas to-
day. Mr.. Thomas is connected with
the firm of Ballard and Ballard, and
has many customers in this territory.
George H. Upchurch, of Columbus,
will be in the city several days in the
interest of the Underwood Typewriter
Co.
e. D. Lupo, of Atlanta, travelling
salesman for the Continental Gin Co.,
is a business visitor to Americas.
E. o. George, of Albany, is in Amer
icus today looking after business in
terests here.
Harry S. Pepper. of Macon, is pop
ular and we'll known traveller in Amer
icus today.
E. C. Williams, of Columbus, is a
visitor here as special representative
Of the Chero-Cola Company
l.. r. Adams, James M. Danielly, j..
A. Lahatte, G. L. Goldsmith and w. s.
Easterlin are among those coming
down from Atlanta, having business in
Americas.
A. A. Mueller, special representative
of the American Art Custom Tailors,
will be at the store of w. J. Josey for
several days with an exclusive display
of mems fine clothing. Mr.. Mueller IS
we'll known here and has many friends
in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. C. Collins and Miss
Cleone Collins, of Ellaville, are reg
istered at the Windsor Hotel.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
MISS POPE HONOR GUEST
AT PARTY AT LESLIE.

One of the pretty holiday parties ar
ranged by Leslie folks in honor of Miss
Annie Pope, of Miami, Florida, a
charming visitor in that town, was
that given by Mrs. Floyd Hines at her
new home on Bailey avenue. Leslie,
Wednesday evining. Miss Pope, beau
tifully gowned in rose taffeta, was
never prettier than in greeting the
guests on this occasion.
. Miss Katie Hines, of Americas, and
Miss Whitlow Westbrook, who are at
home from the Florida State School
for Girls, and house guests of Mrs.
Hines, shared in the honors.
Games and contests were enthusias.
tically entered into by all present, and
when it was growing late the dining
room was thrown open, the guests be-
ing served chocolate and waters, the
hostess being assisted by Mrs. Dudley
,Gatewood, of Macon. and Mrs. Ken
meth Hines.
Those present were Misses Annie
Pope, of Miami, Fla; Katie Hines, OF
Americas; Whitlow Westbrook, Of De-
Soto: Ella Wilson, Sarah Summerford,
Myra Sims, Maggie Pitcher, Ruth Par
ker and Myra Perry; LOOMS Deavours
Cecil Parker, v. E. Fillingem, Jodie
Suggs, F. H. Hines, Jr, Luther Hines
,anr Ernest Brown.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
For the Bird CAGE.

Attractive are new brackets of
enameled iron which may be attached
to the wall, near a window, to support
the hanging bird cage. Some of these
brackets are enameled bright yellow
and a gay little yellow bird, supposed
ly a canary, perches on the end Of the
bracket arm. Bright blue brackets are
provided with blue-birds, red enameled
brackets with gay red-breasted robins.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03

y y \ 4 \ \ \ Z \ + \ =
MY CREED. =
= y y 4 \ 4 4 + 4 + + 4 \ =
| would be true for there are those who
trust me;
would be pure, for there are those
who care;
l would be strong. for there is much
to suffer;
/ would be brave, for there is much
to dare.
i would be friend to all-the foe, the
friendless;
l would be giving, and forget the
gift;
/ would be humble, for know my
weakness;
I would look up-and love, and laugh
and lift.
H. A. Walter, in Charleston Sun
day News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
Doc Not Troubled.

My little brother has a Newfound-
land dog of which he is very fond, and
never allows anybody to scold or
abuse. The new cook could not talk
English, and one day he heard her
scolding his dog lin Germany for chew
ing on the rug. He came to me laugh.
ing and said: Gretchen is scolding
Prince, but he don't care; he just sits
there and wags his tail, because he
can't understand German. Chicago
Tribune.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
A Statesman Set Rinht.

Even those who pride themselves
upon correct speech frequently use
phrases that are either impossible"
or ungrammatical A statesman said
recently that che did not belong to a
certain club" "Belongl" Certainly
he was not "the property. the append
age or the attribute" of the club. He
should have said that he was not q
member.-London Answers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1917-01-03
Familiar Remark.

Our second child had red hair, and
whenever we took him out someone
would remark about it. When the
baby was two years old we were CIV
ing dinner party and while waiting
for the guests to arrive l was putting
on the last touches and brushed the
baby's hair. He looked up at me and
said: 81 pose de lady will say, 'Wher'
did your baby Diet his red hair?' Elk
change.