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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
PRINCE IS
BATTERED, BEATEN
FINEST DIVISIONS Or HIS ARMY
ARE WHIPPED TO RETREAT
BY TERRIBLE FRENCH.

With the French Armies in France,
October -lFriday)-.However great
may be the praise bestowed upon the
French troops for the brilliance of their
victory over the Germans north OF the
Aisne this week, it is too small an APP
probation of their herculanean efforts
in the face of one of the most difficult
tasks of the war. This is the opinion of
their immediate chiefs and of all who
have seen them at work. Fronting
them were the finest divisions of the
German crown princes army occupying
positions that were strongly fortified.
Notwithstanding this, the French not
only succeeded in attaining every OBJ
jective set them. but advanced beyond
the appointed places.
Prisoners Still Coming In
More than 1000 prisoners already
have been counted and sent to the rear.
Others are coming I'm and large groups
still are hiding in subterranean shelters.
and their fate can only be capture.
The French line now runs along the
southern side of the Aisne-Oise canal
without break from west of the Aux.
aillon to Pargny-Filain, while the town
of Filain has been dominated.
The German artillery, which showed
activity last evening. was quieter today
because the French batteries had mas
tered Il.
Prisoners taken from the Empress
Elizabeth Guard regiment declared they
had been without food three days and
that all their officers retired and left
them without commanders to continue
the fighting.
Seven German Divisions.
Seven German divisions altogether
were engaged I'm the operations during
the days battle. and while the German
commanders saw utter defeat staring
them in the face, they ordered up helter
skelter other divisions. at long distances.
One OF theSe recently was brought from
Galicia. and reached the battlefield In
battalion driblets. many Of which iEnme-
diately were caught by the French fire
or were captured. AMI the others mere
" added to disorganizatbn among the
retiring German troops
The Guards suffered heavily. but prin-
q.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27

reach far beyond the battlefield and
modify the entire course OF the war.
ITALY is about TO meet single-handed
almost the entire Austrian army and to
bear alone the burdens she hitherto has
shared with the Russians.
ut is known that at least ten German
divisions are waiting behind the enemy
front and that the number OF newly ar
rived Austrian divisions IL even greater"
Subsequent dispatches confirming the
violence Of Won Mackensen's onslaught,
taken with the Italian and German Of
ficial statements. cause commentators
here to treat the situation seriously.
Grave inroads on Italian territory are
being made by the powerful Austro-
German army that broke through the
italian lines on the northern Isonzo
front. Already. according to Berlin, not
less than 10000 prisoners and 450 guns
have been taken by the invading forces
The German official statement de-
clares the second Italian army has been
defeated and that almost the entire
Isonzo front of the Italians well down
TO the Carso is imperilled by the Austro-
German thrust.
It Is sem-ioffcially admitted in Rome
that the situation is considered extreme
ly serious with the enemy northwest of
Gorizia well on the road to Cividale.
which is some five miles within Italian
territory and seeking an opening to
force his way through TO the Italian
plains. Attacks also have been begun
further south on the Carso front, but
these have been repulsed by the Ital-
ians.
American infantry have gone into the
first line trenches on the French front
and the American artillery has fired it's
first shot of the war.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
New York Bank Statement.

New York. Oct. 27.-The actual con-
dition of clearing hous banks for the
week ending October 2s shows that they
hold s55.553.s7o reserve In excess OF
legal requirements. This Is a decrease
of $2o.s4s.2oo from last week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
swITCHMEN DEMAND
SIS DAY MINIMUM

teen railroads entering Chicago. decided
yesterday 20 demand wage increases
which would make IS day the mint
num-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
GERMAN TAXEs MUST
FILE CP SOME MORE

Copenhagen. Oct. 27.--The German
government is considering the introduc-
ton OF new taxation measures at the
December session Of the reichstag.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
Banks Open Late.

The banks will remain open for sub
scriptions until late hour tonight and
no subscription can be accepted after
they close. 4 complete list of the sub
scribers is being secured and it is un.
derstood the government will cali for
this list next week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-10-27
|AUSTRO.GERMAN HOSTS OV[RWHE[M
SECOND ITALIAN ARMY AND MAKE
EFFORT TO PIERCE FAR INTERIOR
SITUATION CREATED BY POWER OF ENEMY is GRAVE
RESULT MAY co FAR BEYOND BATTLE FIELD AND
MODIFY ENTIRE COURSE OF THE WAR
TEUTONS ARE CRASHING ON.

Berlin. Oct. ?s.-4via Londonl.--sixty
thousand Italians have been taken by
the Austro- German forces in their of.
fensive on the Italian front, army head.
quarters announced today. Guns TO the
number OF $50 have been captured.
The mountain ridge OF StOi has been
captured from the Italians, rs has also
the summit Of Mount Matajaur. says the
official announcement.
The statement claims the defeat Of
the second Italian army and that the
Isonzo front Of the Italians Is imperilie,l
rs far as Wippach.
Emperor Charles of Austria Hungary
Is commanding the attacking Austro.
German army. which. the statement says
is pressing toward the Italian plain
through the spurs OF the Julian Alps.
Rome. Oct. 26.-tFridayI.--A semi-of.
fetal statement issued tonight says the
struggle on the Isonzo front is more
than bitter. and that its alternatives are
undecided.
The situation created by the power of
the enemy. says the announcement, "cer-
tainly is grave"
Rome. Oct. 27.-The Austro-GerInan
blow on the Isonzo is featured by the
morning newspapers. which comment
anxiously. News dispatches disclose
that Field Marshal Won Mackensen is
in command of the enemy forces.
A British correspondent on the Italian
front in telegram under Wednesdays
date says:
This is going to be one of those ter
rible crises when each side stakes all.
upon the throw, and when thousands of
men are strained to the limit of exhaus-
tion for a decision whose effects would
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
Beauty Chats By M Eaee Esae Fessss
The Pretty Housewife.

TTOW many women OF your az
II quaintance look fresh and
L = pretty and sweet while doing
their homework? How many look
sloppy, dirty. careless, homely7 And
which are you?
Young housewives almost always
look attractive when they work. Per-
haps having a home, just their own,
is novelty, perhaps it IS the in
stinct to hold the admiration and az
lection OF the man they won by being
pretty and attractive Yet with n
large class OF women, the drudEery
Of the house. the care Of the babies
wears and wears. and women grow
careless Of their appearance ana
cease 10 want 10 look pretty 20 their
husbands Perhaps they think be-
cause the man once admired them
that being married. he must still 90
on doing So II is as illogical as the
principle Of the japanese woman.
who blacSened her teeth when mar
other mel- How about her own
MANI
II you are q housewife, young Or
old, regard your tasks as exercises
for health and beauty-Which they
are II done properly--do your work
household helps you can set and
keep yourself pretty while you work.
II won't Take loug 20 fix your hair
nicely. and plain. charming house
dresses can be bought O. made FOR
very little And when you are
through the tasks Of the day, rub
cream into the fingers and face 20
remove the dust, fix your nails, put
on another frOck. II the one you have
on is soiled. No woman should be
come 2 slave TO her home-it ceases
20 be a hoTre the moment she lets
IL get the best OF her.
The woman's first duty 70 her fam
fly is 70 please them-being a house.
hold servant will not do that
Questions and Answers.
Brunette-Nothing viii make the
eyelashes darker, except dye. and
a dye would be dangerous and fool
ish. II your lashes grow long
enough and thick enough. they will
shadow the eyes sufficiently 10 make
them seem much darker.
= =
Mrs. Il. B. Must a Few drops Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
NEWS NOTES FROM M0vIELllID
Nv DAISY DEAN.
" IOLET AIERSEREAU. who boasts
NJ % ttrert,- s,,r,r,er. L. $500

Vt IOLET MERSEREAC. who boasts
" OF twenty summers. has spent
more than half Of her young
life on the Stage and in moving pic
lures She was nine years old when
her father died. leaving her mother
almost penniless with three children,
two girls and a son. So many OF her
friends advised placing the two little
girls on the stage that it was finally
decided TO Try them in that profess
sion.
That was the beginning OF little
Nloiec's career She played in stock
and became . member of the Mar
garet AE-lin and Maxine Elliott com
panies. ana later played an important
role IN The Clansman." However.
her big triumph came when she
played "Rebecca" in 'Eebecca OF
sunny brOOk Farm"
Hiss Lersereau entered the field OF
the movies about six years ago. play
ms leading roles in the Vltagraph,
Pathe. Nestor. Universal and then
with the Blue Bird company. where
she is a. present located. Her next
picture viii be Little Miss Nobody"
which viii DC released in Nay.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
ACCIDENTAL SHOT KILLS
ROSWELL MAN ON AUTO TRIP

Roswell. Y NJ, April 50--A ver-
dict Of accidental shooting was given
by the coroner's jury following in
vestigation OF the death Of Logan
Virgins, age So, who was killed when
a pistol was accidentally discharged
while he vas or an automobile trip
with deputy sheriff Harry Puryesr
and Hamilton Miraudi Mirandi was
holding the pistol. Il is said, when
the accident occurred, 20 miles east
OF Roswell. Virgins came here two
years ago from Shelbyville, Tenn.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
ALL RUNDOWN
AID NERVOUS
Says This Lady Who Had to Sup
port Family Of -Four. Read
Below Her Statement
About Cardm.

Tallapoosa, Ga.-Mrs. Salhe Eidson.
OF this place. writes: II was in ve-y
poor health. all rundown. nervoua.
had Caintiug spells, dizziness ana
heart nutteriug- I lad these symn-
toms usually At my times. I had
a very hard tine. working for seven
years in Il hotel after my father died.
I had 90 supper. our family o. -FOUR. I
read the Birthday Almanac ana
thought 1 would begin taking Cardui.
I received good benefit from IL. I am
sure it win do all that it claims 70 90.
I took three or four bottles before e
began 20 show effects. After that I
improved rapidly and gained in health
and strength L took nine bottles n
all This Is tho only time I have
taken it was down to los pounds
and I gained TO 12e. felt like a new
woman. I couldn't sleep before and
bad TO be rubbed. / would get so ne--
vous and numb. And all this was
stopped by Csrduir
The true value OF a medicine can be
determined only b. ths results OBJ
talned from fits actual use The thou
sands OF letters We have received
every year for many years from
g-atcfuI users Of Cs-dui. are DoVor-
ful tributes % It's worth ana effec-
tiyeuesz.
II you suffer from 7vomau-y all
-1euts. Try CsrGui. the woman's tonic
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

tiucture OF benzoiu in the rinse water
is enough % close the pores. Try the
agar agar treatment Tor your skin.
or. wash nightly with liquid green
soap and hot water with q hot rinse
and an ice rub This treatment slim
uIstes the skin so that II becomes
fire and healthy looking. The white
spots are caused by q stoppage Of
the juices into the nail. . paste Of
equal parts Of turpentine and myrrh
VIII remove them. olive oil Will take
this of. as Il should be left on sll
night.
-
g. P.-I1ere : one known wav 20
prevent poisoning from ivv--nnich
Is fZoculsriou with - species Of
serum made from the iT-. II you
take l.. YOU should be familiar
enough with e. by this ti--c 30 keep
ee. away 1r0-l IL.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
MOTHERS, Do This
When the Children Cough, Rub
MuStercle on Threats
and Chests

No telling how soon the symptoms may
develop into Group, or worse. And theS's
when you're glad you have jar Of Nus
terole at hand to give prompt, sure re-
lief. Il does not blister.
As first aid and a certain remedy.
Musterole IS excellent. Thousands of
mothers know it. You should keep =
Jar IN the house, ready for instant use.
Il IS the remedy for adults, too. Re-
lieves sore throat, bronchitis. tonsilitis,
Group. stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, head
ache, congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism,
luubago. pains and aches of back or
Joints, sprains, sore muscles, chilbiains,
frosted feet and colds OF the chest n
1ften prevents pneumonia).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
RUNDOWN WOMAN
Made Strong By Our vinOl.

Fort Edward. y. II was II a
midtown. nervous and weak cOndi-
ION, so ] could not do the homework
Tor my little family Of three. I had
aiken cod liver oil emulsiOns and
other remedies without benefit a
friend told me about NinoL tried Il
and It soon built up my strength and
made me a well woman so I now do
ali Of NY houscWcrk. Mrs. Elmer
Gliddeu-
b. We guarantee Vinoi for all run
down, weak and debilitated cOndi-
lions Kelly, Pollard. druggists. e
Paso, Texas. also az the leading drug
stores in al Texas toWnz-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
Clears Blotchy Skin

Don't worry about blotches or ofher
skin troubles. You can have a clear.
clean complexion by using a little zero.
obtained at any drug store Tor &c or
extra large bottle at Sl00.
Zemo easily removes all traces IA
pimples black heads, bIo;ches, eczszs
and ringworm and makes the skin cIesr,
and healthy. Zerno IS 4 clean. penefrsf,
ing. antiseptic liquid, neither st;clrv 1or
greasy ard stains NOTHING. Il Is ess;;,,
applied and costs 4 mere trife Tor es~i
application. Il is always dependaSIe
The E ". Rose Co cisvs,snd, Q.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

viii have TO die as there is no help for
me. She got me one Of your little
books and my husband said I should Try
One bottle. / stopped the doctor
medicine and took Lydia E. Pinknsm' s
Vegetable Compound. It soon made
change in me and now am strong and
do all my work Mrs. AUGUSTUS
BAUGHMAN, Box So, EnhsUt, Pa
Why viii women continue TO suffer
day in and day out and drag out siekly,
half-hearted existence, missing three
fourths of the joy of living, when they
can find health in Lydia E. Pinkhsm's
Vegetable Compound
If you would like free confidential az
vice address Lydia z. Pinkhsm Medicine
Co, Lynn. Mass.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
The Kosine Treatment for
EPILEPSY

r-a i,e used with absolute confidence. L re-
1ieves all fear OF the attacks which are 50
frequent IN that terrible disease We want
very sufferer Of Epilepsy 10 give the
Teosine Treatment q trial, for the success
- the treatment during the past fifteen
rears has proved the kosine Treatment to
he Of unusual merit. Call At our store
and get q large bottle for $3.50 Il. after
using. you are not entirely satisfied your
money viii be refunded Booklet giving
complete dietary, etc, free on request
Kelly E Pollard. Sheldon hotel-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

anu nervous 1eeunG
and my head both.
cred me. l would
often have crying
spells and feel as il
l was not safe. Il
l heard anyone com.
ing l would run and
lock the door so they
would not see me
d tried several doc
tors and they did moi
help me so I said to
my mother / guess
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Why 90 limpi2g around with acl-
ny puffed-Up fest-feet so tired.
-lafeu, sore and swollen You can
Ha7dly get your shoes on or Off
Why don't you get d 25-cen- box OF
-Fz from the drug store now and
sladCeu your tortured feet?
Tx makes your feet glow with
comfort; takes down swellings and
draws the soreness and misery right
out q feet that chafe. smart and
rurr "Tiz' instantly stops pain in
l0rns, callouses and bunions. "TiZ"
IS glorious for tired, aching, sore
feet No more shoe tightness-no
more foot torture.-Ady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
UNCLE w1eGIY AND NANNIE'S PAINTS
HOWARD r. GARIS.
wTccuy LONGEARSl

-NCLE WIGGILY LoNGEAHS'
the rabbit gentleman. had been
~ out for a ride ia his automo-
bile, looking for an adventure one
day. when he stopped behind green
messy log in the woods while his
machine took q drink Of water from
a bubbling spring. All Of q sudden
The bunny rabbit gentleman heard
some one saying
"Oh, deari never can get Il
-ightl It's worse than ever! In go
ing to tear It up"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
WAR FILM INCITES MOB

War films have iust been banned .1
Pennsylvania by the state censors.
ANY film showing the horrors or Wa
"a a vivid manner is TABOO Il IS bee
HeVed these pictures would deter
people frcn enliStinS. Productions
like Civilization "Ths Birth OF a
Nation" The E'7iI of e. Nation. %
Woman mood war Brides and
"l'atria probably VIII DO the first
TO 90
Most way pictures depict Germans,
thilir discussed. invading this coun-
-ry. In Pittsburgh theater mana
ger distributing hlndbills adVertis-
ing The Battle Cry Of Peace" was
reported nearly killed by . MOB.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

some salt and pepper. SIR the yc.ks
with a wooden spoon. dropping in
one-haIf cup OF olive OIL. q drop at a
time at first. and then quicker, stir
ring it very quickly all the tine.
When the sauce IS the consistency Of
thick cream add Two tablespoonfuls
o. vinegar, q tablespoonful Of cream
and two tablespOonfuls OF Chill
sauce. Stir all well together and
se.-TOmorrov-E&Es Italian style.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
Pear Salad-Royal.
~ COVSTtNCF CLARE(T..

~AREFULLy drain the syrup
L from q car Of pears and insert
- a piece OF candied lemon peel in
the stem end OF each pear Arrange
the pear halves On a dish IN a circle
On lettuce leaves and garnIsh with
little sweet cucumber pickles. Serve
Al once
Salad Dressing-Put the yOlks OF
two eggs IN q bowl add 10 them
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Brighten the home with Sole PROOF
Colored VarnisAes lander Lumber Co,
ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Have Jour Arcn Supports e1osrelv
ilt-ed- Chas- Rckahr, bootmaker, SIS
Iexa s-Ad1.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

let Us iii your coal order nov luu
We ght guaranteed prompt service.
SwaStiz0 steam and CerriIIOs White
ash Domestic Coal famous FOR ouaIits
southwestern Fuel 4 Feed Co..
Phone f44f. ---Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Flo ZiegfeId. it is rumored. has
wired Mack Sennett. asking for some
girls for his next revue. Sennett. ac-
cording TO the rumor. is soinE 90 try
to favor MIN, but can't find a beauty
the lot who Is willing To go into q
New York merry merry.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Indian Bicycles Allen Arms q C5cle
Co, 404 n. Oregon St--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

II IS said that the corouaticu robe
worn by Raymond Hattou as tine
sing OF France in Joan the Woman"
trimmed with real ermiue and is
al exact replica Of the original robe.
Il IS valued at 5000. Also We are
Old that the suit OF armor worn by
HOBART BoSWgrth IS Cen Ia Hire
and the steel mail carried on his
charger weighs nearly 4UU pounds.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
SICK WOMAN HAD
CRYING SPELLS
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Enhsut, PA was all run down and
weak inwardly. / had female troubles
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

Prof. sutton. Of Austin, is q guest
O Prof G. P. Putnam for a Few days.
President Anderson. OF the First
National rank a. Alamogo-do, is n
the city.
J. H. Luther. OF FL Paso. is in the
Black Range looking after his min
ing interests
Seth O-ndorff and 4 - Morrison
returned last night from an extended
trip in Arizona
II is said that they arr eating horss
ciesh in Berlin, snG 81 nee the recent
great horseflesi, dinner, that the sale
has picked ~.
George 9. Gil president OF the
shannon company has gone east On
business for the firm and expects 10
be gone 4 month
The Woman's club VIII entertain
the children who took part IN the
hermees. on Saturday afternoon At
an Informal dance
Mrs. James Wright lee last night
over the Rock Island Tor Chicago,
Cleveland and other western cities
she VIII De gone until September.
L is expected that the body OF
Boss" Sheperd viii arrive here some
time in the next few days en- route
10 Washington. d. G., where Il VIII
be placed al rest. He died al Bato-
pilas. Mex. and the body is being
brought out or muieoack-
L. :. Snyder, representing Tho
Horse Show Monthly" Of Kansas
City. St Louis and Chicago. is In
the city and ne believes that Fl Paso
VIII have horse show next fall He
was IN consultation with the direct
ors OF Boone park today, having them
take the matter up
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
Eyes Examined Properly.

Geo. 2. Kendall, rs Mesa Avenue
Makes Glasses Right-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30
A Years Ago Today
Il From The Herald OF this
; \ Date, 1903.

LANS are being formulated
- which VIII mean more for the
L city OF e. Paso and the farmers
down the valley than anything that
il they sre carried out. and tho pros
poets are good for that They are
10 build q market house and an cleo
tric plant and run cars down the val
ley, and the proposition should bring
in great returns
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-04-30

VIOLET MERSEREAU. the Blue
Bird star. looks very sweet in this
new evening gown OF silk net. over
satin, with deep yoke on skit bodice
at sDangle trimmings.
Meade County news., 1917-02-08
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVERISH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give california
SYrup of Eiqs."

Children love this fruit laxative" ,"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A eaild simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result Is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhea. listen,
Motherl See If tongue Is coated, then
give a teaspoonful Of california
Syrup Of Figs" and in few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the sys-
TEN, and you have well child again.
Millions of mothers give California
Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
of california Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Meade County news., 1917-02-08
Married Life.

Billy was about to be married, ned
his friends-marrled frlends-were
giving him good advice, the burden Of
which was "Forget 1t"
But Billy was not to be dissuaded.
"0h, don't know" he replied.
Marriage is all right II you take 1t
In the right way. Now all this talk
about matrimonial qunrrels, argu-
ments, and so on, Is all nonsense.
Surely you can accept one another's
point Of view And, anyway, there's
always an answer to every argument"
"Oh, is there?" growled the old mar
ried man. II tell you, my boy, there's
one argument In married life that
you'll never be able to answer"
"Reallyl And what's thatT
"Why, when your wife says: If the
Browns can afford 1t, we canp You
try to find an answer to thatp