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The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
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home Mrs and Mr. W. Hamburg Pondsde Pehapsy
households
yore apply
kitchen and observe
You cook?" she ask It.
yes are!"
you expected doing
harshly.
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supposedly while leading
downcear introduced
Editor lives like homey hermit lin middle low
andh a
worship when feeling fashioned his
which satisfied
1--WE permit him in winter" Hon Mrs
81 shall watch he do escape with
brows
taxicabs This
pointing &c."
lei o Furnace? require educatonaly
NO. no she THAT ndkae the number lbs in boiler
be careful rs lbs
will Hon Furnace have got much his brain and might
Billy When ambitious
with before explode up!"
proudshy while folding
in of
janitorial his
Pretty soonly doing engineers running
nhamed
lbs, thusly mania explode
depressed that afternoon sit beside
linn nourshment Hon. Steam which sick
coaed him
feed slight oapbox light foods and by All
coal At 512 Hon. Steam
awoke taxicab work
But would kitchen Mr. Editor
similar chef might be done but it?
hovelu appepe thinking hard about
Hamburg family
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The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Old Looks :?
(BY DIR. l.. II. sMITH)

Persons suffering from too much uric
acid in the system frequently look older
than they should. They age faster and
the appearance of gray hair or bald
head in early years is, indeed, often a
sign of uric acid. The face appears
lean and haggard, lines and wrinkles
appearing in young men or women.
The best way to combat this prema-
ture age and the obstruction TO the
arteries and faulty circulation is of the
simplest: Drink copiously of pure water
between meals. This will not make
you fat, as II is only the water taken
with the meals that fattens. Obtain at
any drug store a package OF Anuric,
double strength, which is to be taken
before meals, In order to expel the uric
acid from the system. The painful eff
fects of backache, lumbago, rheuma-
tism, govt, due to uric acid in the blood
should quickly disappear after treat
ment with Anuric.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK ''CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi.
ness. coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them TO torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in.
testines, instead OF being cast out
OF the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con.
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
The Bitter Bitten.

An Indianapolis wife took one Of her
children to a throat specialist. The
specialist looked into the Juvenile
throat. "TOnsils poorly taken out" he
declared crisply. "Have 10 lie done
over again."
Then followed brief explanation Of
The reason why the offending tonsils
should be attended to again. ''Who did
this work. asked the doctor, his face
assuming a keenly professional air as
though he must know who had been
thus derelict in his profession.
you did" said the mother with a
smile. And the doctor smiled too
indianapolis News.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

observe that gentleman doorhnge ishgbe
when approaching inside while walking Radiator
touching him with diamond
dogh
which
should be banished
"I this knowledge" chivaousy
o GO
m give
truthful he did not
act he snarrel departing off with bangslam
adjectives
ngratiude? Nohng!
gentleman repoach my hremanship with GOODNESS.
Nexty became determined Would that
thermometer II l cooked soul doing declared
considerable
dull GOALS Hon. Steam Gag IS and act like he intending faint
novelbook
by burning II for shall do simiar
grease
blaze resembling July smell
added hodd
-when-oh, look!
This could happen remember Hon. had
taxcck
lightning
bowof
strength What did that cruel furnace reply then?
wHoosHlii'.'
outiump
through and window arriving
in outside snowbank Stumach,
Mrs topside
Your furnace Just discharge me- nop back dsgusly
to SO I sats
Hoping the
HAsHIMURA TOGO
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Knew What Dad Would Say.

Jack the three-year-old brother of
the new and historic Bellefontaine
Avenue twins, has taken up his dads
burden in a remarkable manner, con-
sidering his years. A neighbor lady
calling on the twins the other night
expressed her approval of them, and
then turned to Jack and asked:
Jack, may l have your little Sis
ter Betty?"
Jack consented readily.
"And how about little brother Bob
may i have him, too?"
Jack said sure.
well, what would papa say when
he came home and found them gomez
oh" said Jack, he'd say, You're
very we'come.'
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Orders for the arrest OF about %
Germans in this country have been
sent out by the department of justice
at Washington. Some of the men
already have been convicted of crimes
and are free on bail. The others are
considered dangerous by the govern
ment.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Washington

Rear Admiral James II. oliver was
formally nominated by President Will
son at Washington as governor of the
Virgin islands, formerly the Danish
West Indies. He already is on his
way there.
Secretary Lansing at Washington
confirmed reports that Ambassador
Penfield is coming home from Vienna.
Mr.. and Mrs. Penfield will leave Aus
tria, the secretary said, probably trav-
cling through Switzerland to Spain TO
sail on a neutral vessel from neutral
port.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

covery' and ii gave him relief to a GER
tain extent In less than "a hours, and
In a year he was as well as ever-was
well and hearty ever afterwards."--
MRS. LINDA SMITH 279 Junction Ave.
All druggists. Liquid OF tablets. Or
send DIR. v. NJ Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y-
S1.00 for large package OF tablets.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
WOMEN! IT IS MAGIC!
LIFT OUT ANY CORN
Apply q few drops then lift
eorns or caIIuses off with
finoers-no pain.
Just think! You can lift

Just think! You can lift
%nD off any corn or callus
without pain or soreness.
Ep.3 A Cincinnati man discov-
XII cred this ether compound
o and named 1t freezone. Any
m druggist will sell tiny bot
tie of freezone, like here
shown, for very little cost.
You apply a few drops d.
v rectly upon a tender corn
q or callus. Instantly the
-A soreness disappears, then
= ID shortly you will find the
mn0 corn or callus so loose that
you can lift II right of.
!. !. !. |. !:
G, M Freezone is wonderful. II
NlllI E|I dries instantly. 1t doesn't
nI|lll II|E eat away the corn or cal
pnn IEP lus, but shrivels 1t up with
n out even Irritating the sur
lNIkII rounding skin.
H WEIIl Hard, soft or corns be-
HIN EItween the toes, as we'll as
NY painful calluses, lift right
of. There is no pain be-
fore or afterwards. If your druggist
hasn't freezone, tell him to order a
small bottle for you from his whole
sale drug house.-adv.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
MUCH SAID IN FEW WORDS
Detroit, Mich.-"I consider that DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
w. N. u, DETROIT, NO. 1872.


life. He was sick
for about one year
and a half Final
ly he got very bad.
was so bad he
was splitting blood
and the doctors
all gave him mp
said there was no
hope for him We
got him fine Cox
den Medical Dis
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
MOST IMPORTANT
NEWS OF WORLD
BIG HAPPENINGS OF THE WEEK
CUT TO LAST ANALYSIS.
DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN ITEMS
Kernels CuIled From Events Of Mo
ment In All Parts Of the World
OF Interest to All the
People Everywhere.
U.S.-TeutOnic War News

President Wilson's advisers at Wash
ington have decided to press congress
at once for authorization for launching
the great $500, 100000 military plans
of the administration and $20OO,OOO,-
600 or $3,OOO,OOO,OO0 to the entente.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Concurrent Opinions,

isn't that girl a peach?"
Indeed, she is; she is just sweet
enough to eat"
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Mexican Revolt

Two American soldiers were wound
ed by Mexican snipers firing across
the border, Immediately after the dec
laration of war by the United States
had been received in JuareZ. Mexican
army officials say the shots were fired
by drunken citizens.
A movement against the American
border by de facto troops from the
states of Nuevo Leon, Coachuila and
chihuahua was begun, according to re-
liable advices received at Ell Paso,
Tex. The movement from Chihuahua
is being led by General Nurguia, the
informants say. CarranZa officials de-
clared the expedition was the begin
ming of an offensive against villa.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
The Usual Way.

He-How did this fire go out?
She-I guess 1t went out by the fire
escape.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Only One "BRoMo oUININE"
BROM0 QUININE, Look for signature of n. w.
GROVE. Cures a Colo In One Day. Csc.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The mills of fashion grind swiftly,
but they grind exceeding finery.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

THAT there nice, long, streaky
kind said the private. Then l can
use the rind for shoe-Iaces.'"
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Amazon river Gun be navigateC
$500 miles by ocean steamers.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

A German destroyer was sunk and
another was damaged severely off the
Belgian coast by British airplanes, the
admiralty announced at London. The
raid occurred near Zeebrugge.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The custom of Misunderstanding dates
hack TO Henry ii of England.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Cuba is at war with Germany. At
7:16 Saturday night President Memo
cal affixed his signature to the joint
war resolution passed unanimously by
both the senate and house at Havana
without dissenting voice being raised.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
European War News

German positions in the region of
Lombartzyde, Belgium, were pene-
trated at two points, the French war
Office announces at Paris.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Foreign

Direct and secret election of depu
ties in Prussia at the end of the war Is
provided for by Emperor William in
his order to Chancellor Won Bethmann-
Hollweg at Berlin, directing reforms liz
the Prussian electoral law. He de.
clares that ''in view of the gigantic
deeds of the entire people there is no
more room In Prussia for elections by
the classes"
Graphic portrayal of the "sea OF
hate" which once was Belgium and
how above every other thing towers
"the nightmare of deportations," is con.
tanned in a series of letters made pub
lie by the state department at Wash.
ington. The letters are described as
"the private communications Of an
American official in Belgium.
The Russian provisional government
at Petrograd repealed all laws actual
ly in force limiting the rights of Rus
sian citizens regarding creeds.
Domestic
A letter received Mt Terre Haute,
Ind. from Mrs. l.. w. Lewis, Balboa
Heights, Panama Canal Zone. says all
women and children on the zone are to
be sent home.
Five men were drowned and another
is believed to be dying as the result Of
the capsizing of boat in the food
waters Of the Missouri river at Bis
marck, N. ID.
]. A. Nicholson of Racine, o.. was
killed. and his son suffered a broken
leg when the packet Tell City was
blown against lock wall ut dam No.
10 In the Ohio river at Little Hook
Ing, o., and sank.
The winter wheat crop of the United
States will he about 10000 .CO0 hush
els, the department of agriculture an.
nounced at Washington. Last year
4S1 ,744, 600 bushels were harvested.
Entrance Of the United States into
the war has reduced trading in futures
on the Chicago board of trade to a
minimum, according 10 Joseph r. Crit
fln, president of the board.
The Iowa senate ut Des Moines
passed a bill appropriating $1.OO0.OO0
"for national defense"
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The German cruiser COrmorant, in
termed in the harbOr of Guam, has been
blown up by its crew, the navy depart
ment announced at Washington.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The Iowa senate at Des Moines
passed n bin appropriating $1.OO0.OOO
"for national defense"
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Rio de la Plata is 40 miles wide at
its mouth.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The most terrific air battle OF the
war has been fought in northern
France in two days. Fifteen German
airplanes were seen TO crash TO the
ground and 81 were driven down dam
aged, while ten German balloons were
brought down in flames. Twenty-eight
British machines are missing.
More than 1900 Russians, 10 guns
and $50 machine guns and mine-throw-
ers were captured by the Germans In
their attack on the Russian bridge
head on the Stokhod, the Berlin war
Office announces.
Picked German troops made
powerful attack against the French
during the day TO the northwest OF
Reims along a mile and half 'front.'
says the Paris war Office. Their OBJ
ject was TO clear the left bank of the
canal of the Aisne, and they succeeded
in their enterprise at certain points.
French patrols have reached the
southwestern outskirts of st. Quentin,
the Paris war Office announced.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Differences.

DIUercnCeS.
"a mascot is not always a mascot"
That's so, and Jonah often ends
in q wall"
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The white Star line steamship Ced-
rfc. which sailed from New York with
several thousand tons OF cargo, has AR
rived safely at British port, officials
of the line announced.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Entrance of the United States into
the war has reduced trading in futures
on the Chicago board of trade to
minimum. according TO Joseph r. Crit
fin. president of the board.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The winter wheat crop of the United
States will he about 10000 .0O0 hush
els, the department of agriculture an.
nounced at Washington. Last yeai
4S1, 744,000 bushels were harvested.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Sinking without warning of the I'M
armed American steamer Missourian.
which left Genoa April 1, with 30
Americans among its crew of SO, was
reported to the state department at
Washington by Consul General Will
bur at Genoa. The crew was saved.
The Mssourian was owned by the
American-Hawaiia Steamship line.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Domestic

A letter received at Terre Haute
Ind. from Mrs. l.. w. Lewis. Balboa
Heights, Panama Canal Zone. says all
women and children on the zone are to
be sent home.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Detailed plans of the war depart
ment mt Washington for raising an
army, numbering millions II that is
necessary ito bring the government of
the German empire to terms" were
placed in President Wilson's hands In
the form Of bin prepared by the gen
eral staff and reviewed and revised in
part by Secretary Baker and the gen.
eral officers who are his military adj
visers.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

Five men were drowned and another
is believed to be dying as the result Of
the capsizing Of boat In the flood
waters Of the Missouri river at Bis
marck n ID.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

]. A. Nicholson of Racine. o., was
killed. and his son suffered broken
leg when the packet Tell City was
blown against a lock wall ut dam No.
10 in the Ohio river at Little Hook
Ing, o., and sank.
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12
Yours truly,

HAsHIMURA TOGO
tcopyright. 1916. by international Press BureauJ
The Yale expositor., 1917-04-12

The Russian provisional government
at Petrograd repealed all laws actual
ly in force limiting the rights of Rus
sian citizens regarding creeds.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13
Cambridge City, Ind.

Port Enyart returned to his regi.
ment at Camp Decatur. H., Monday.
after a visit Of four days with his par.
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Enyart..
Miss Eta German Of Evansville is
spending few weeks with her broth
er, Rev NJ J. German. Of st. Eliz-
abeth's church. :. Mr.. and Mrs. For
rest Murray of Richmond have been
the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. E. r. Gala
way and other friends here since Sat
urday. Mrs. Dan Chapman and chill
dren have returned from visit Of
several days with friends In Indian
apolis. ;. Herbert Reese. now in the
government service at Port Royal,
Virginia, enroute to his home from
Chicago, where he has been in attend
ance at the International Stock show.
will be the guest Of his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. J. 7. Reese. the remainder OF
the week. -. Mrs. Jacob Heene Of
Lima, Ohio, is quite i'll at the home of
her sister, Mrs, George HORNED.
The report OF the treasurer Of the Red
Cross chapter at this place shows a
balance Of $3.50 In the treasury at
this time. At their last meeting do
nations were received amounting to
81, which sum Is to be expended In
the purchase OF supplies. Six new
members have been received the past
month making the enrolment to date,
227. News of the death of Mrs Car
oline Coffin. at her home in Blooming
ton, Ind, Friday December z, was re-
ceived with regret by her friends In
Cambridge City. She was the mother
of Rev. ]. e. Coffin, for several years
pastor of the M. r. church at this
place. Mrs. G. E. Galloway and
daughter Francis are the guests OF
Mrs. E. l.. Silvidge. of Indianapolis.
this week. :. Mr.. and Mrs. M. R. Krahl
were called to Indianapolis Sunday on
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13

account OF the death OF the formers
niece. Bessie Gherin. Fred Huddles-
ton and Charles Young Of this city
have enlisted In the military service,
the one in the quartermaster's depart.
ment. and the, other In the aviation
corps Both have been sent to Fort
Thomas, awaiting further assignment.
-. Mrs. ]. NJ Teeple is spending the
week with relatives at Geneva, Ind.
lana.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13
DISEASE IS
EVER THE SAME

And In view Of this fact medicine
like Hoods Sarsaparilla. which has
been successful for more than 40 years.
is a safe one to rely upon.
Hoods Sarsaparilla Is known to the
people Of America as the standard
blood purifier. It's record is one OF
general satisfaction and remarkable
results. There Is nothing better as
a general tonic and appetite maker
for weak and rundown men. women
and children and old people, invalids
and convalescente.
1t is pleasant to take, aids digestion,
and supplies the vital organs with rich
red blood essential to perfect health.
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla today and
begin to take It at once.-(Adv.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13
LiEN1ENANT MOTLEY ooEs
TO MT. CLEMENS CAMP

LAnshoxn W. Motley lett Monday
for Mt Clemens. Michigan. 70 take UP
his duties as First Lieutenant In the
Aviation Section Of the Signal Corps
Mr.. Motley was recently awarded .
commission at the Second Officers
Training Camp. Fort Benjamin Hsr.
rJson. Indianapolis. Ind, and has been
homo on q fifteen days furlough be-
fore resuming his duties.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13
Keeping The Quality Up.

LAXATIVE BROMo QUININE, the
World.Famous Cure for Colds and Grip
IL now soc per box. On account of the
ent Medicinal, Concentrated Extracts
TIVE BROMO QUININE, 1t was neces-
sary to increase the price to the Drug.
gist II has stood the test for Quar-
ter Of Z Century. II 10 used by every
Civilixsd Nation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13

A parliamentary committee has
found that the production OF all OF
London's electric power In few GEN.
trail stations would save 100000 tons
of coal q year and greatly lessen the
smoke evil.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13
GENERALIZATION. !.
OF RUSS" -:BECUN

COPENHAGEN, Dec. 1S.-The semi
official press agency says the demobil
ixation Of the Russian forces already
has begun and that peace negotiations
restricted to tbs. Russian front have
been authorized.
The news agency dispatches say that
General Ohrbatchoff has been appoint.
ed commander In chief with the assist
Rrce OF, the allies I Teutonic) and that
he has been authorized to open peace
negotiations with Germany.
Rumanians Sign Armlstiee
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-12-13

JASsY. Roumania, Dec. 1a-official
announcement was made today Of the
signing OF an armistice IN, accordance
with which hostilifies were suspended
nj 1890 p. m. until further notice.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-26
Good Crowd at Opening
Day of the Moose Carnival

chorus of cheers from every soldier
boy on the scene. The match was stag
ed and Bulley, stripped to the waist,
smiled through the five strenuous MN
utes, during which he used only de-
fensive tactics. Another five spot was
reluctantly issued and Bulley was
given a warm reception.
The dog and monkey show was an
entertainment well worth seeing. Here
an educated canine named Rags who
is just a plain dog as regards pedigree
starred in a pantomine show. support
ed by a dog cast nearly as cleHer as
himself Rags took the part of bib
ulous rounder who was finally taken
into custody by Duke, the monkey. in
the role of the cop"
The Hawaiian village. with its
ukulele players, singers and dancers.
had its following.
The attractions in the ig side show
tent will not be shown until this even
ing.
The nights entertainment ended
with q thrill when Joe Meyers dove
from a high ladder to a polished in
ciined track and. striking on his chest.
shot down the perilous track and end
ed his hazardous slide with son1er-
sault in the air.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-26

F. Hunt, state agent for the society
for the prevention vi cruelty to chill
dren, anu charging him with the non
support u Ills Two minor children. The
respondent pl AIDED not guilty but was
found guilty and vas ordered to pay
nne of S-up, in payments of 81 per week
for one year, to Mrs. Hunt, and in
event of failure to pay to lie commit
ted to Jail for six months. Raymond
Paid for seven weeks in advance.
Two other cases We're heard, in each
Of which the charge was assault and
battery. In the first Archie Rual was
before the court on complaint of AL
exander Dubois, who charged min
with having on Sunday assaulted Fred
Poirier and his son. Wilfred. The re-
spondent claimed that he did not re-
member any trouble as he was intoXi-
Gated at the time of the alleged assault
from drinking alcohol, and as Alexan-
der did not want Archie fined, only for
him to keep away, the respondent was
given fine of s6.9S or so days in Jail.
The other case was that of Charles
Flanders, who was arraigned on
complaint sworn out by his wife. Mary
E. Flanders. The respondent pleaded
guilty and was given sentence of So
and costs or 80 days in Jail.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-06-26

The opening of the Moose Carnival
last evening at Capital Park brought
out a big, good natured crowd with
plenty of money to spend and an evil
dent disposition to do it. At almost
every booth and tent silver was free
ly exchanged for tickets, chances or
refreshments IS the case might be. 1t
looks as though this carnival which is
being staged by the Eastern Amuse-
ment Shows, is to enjoy a very profit
able sojourn in Augusta. The usual
fair grounds atmosphere prevailed on
the opening night, with the bright, re-
volving lights of the ferris wheel, the
music of the merry go-round and the
shouts of the fakirs contributing to
the effect.
George Sparta's Athletic Arena was
the most popular gathering place, and
was a particular favorite with the SOL
der boys. Here a trained wrestler
known as the Greek Lion" offered to
meet all corners and to pay five dol
lars to the man who could stay with
him for five minutes A Manchester
n. H., husky tried it first and. much
to the crowds delight, succeeded. He
received a crisp Y. When Leroy Bull
ley, sturdy lad Of Company NJ. offer
ed to attempt the chore, there was