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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA.lss
COUNTY OF POTTER. U.s.
In Circuit Court.
Tenth judicial Circuit.
RI. ]. Eidam. whose true name is Henry
j. Eidam.
P~l1intiIf

william s. Small; nina J.. Hoover, fssrm
"rIy Nina T. Small, deceased; II. Z.
hoover, Margie Small; Winfield Small;
Frank G. Small, Edith swift. formerly
Edith Small. deceased; Charlie Swift:
1--WE swlit; Henry swift, the unknown
heirs. devieees. legatees. and the Exoc-
utnr OF Administrator of Nina T.. Hoov-
az. formerly Nina L. Small. deceased
the unkpown heirs. deVisees. legatees.
and the EEecutcr OF Administrator OF
Edith swift. formerly Edith small. de
ceased the creditors ot Edith Swift.
formerly Edith Small. deceased, Forest
City Land aud improvement Company,
- corporation. New York Security and
Trust COMPANY. a corporation, Lewis
Illotson. as Receiver OF the Forest City
land and Improvement Company; John
WAY as Master Commissioner; Samuel
II. Elrod also known as $. II. Elrod;,
Mary E. El1od, Forest City Towns.te
Company, a corporation, Potter Coun-
tv, South Dakota, a municipal corpora
ton, A. L. Ellis, Libbie J. Ellis, Frank
T. Fox, ]. j: Eales, w I. Smith, II. P.
Jameson. Potter County land and Alb
straet Company, a corporation; j. n.
Jennie Y. Eidam; aud all persons UNI
known ID have, OF claim TO have, any
estate OF interest in or lien or incum-
btance upon the premises Deserted
in the complaint,
Defendants.
THE STATE or SOUTH DAKOTA TO THE
ABOVE NAMEp DEFENDANTS,
GREETING:
You are hereby summoned and required
TO answer the complaint of the Plaintiff.
which was filed in the office of the clerk of
tilis court az Gettysburg, in Potter Coun-
ty, South Dakota. on the l7th day of Sep
TENDER. l91'. and which prays for a judg-
ment determining all interests i'm and liens
against the premises described in the COM
paint. situate in said county. towit: the
ter (SE4NW4) and the east half of the
southwest quarler ENSW1Q of section
thirty t3O) and the northeast quarter of
the northwest quarter (NE4NW4) of
section thirtyone (3D and the southwest
quarter OF the northwest quarter tSWl4
NV and the west half OF the southwest
quarter INL SW4 of section thirty 800
and the northwest quarter of the north
west quarter (NW4NWA) of section
thtr1yone (S1l ali in township Que hundred
eighteen as north. of range seventy
eight GSl west of the fifth princi-
pal meridian. and to Sc We
IL copy of your answer to said
complaint on the undersigned at his Office
i'm the city OF Gettysburg. Potter county.
south Dakota, within thirty BOT days
after the completed service of this sum-
iaous upon You. exclusive of the day of
such |ervice, and if you fail to answer
SAID complaint within that time. the
plaintiff will apply to the court for the
relief demanded in the Complaint.
Il. r.. FLICKINGER.
Attorney for Plaintiff
Post Office address of Plaintiffs Alter.
ney: Gettysburg, S. ID.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
Long Lived IesIanders.

1t would be interesting to know II
any part of the world beats Iceland In
the average length of life of its inhab-
itants. On an average the people of
that island live to the age of Gl.S
wears. which is very nearly double the
mean duration of human life as ii was
computed Il generation ago.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
Feminine Supremacy.

poI1lft!NS oUP!S!!zSys
DR.. Elizabeth Baer OF Philadelphia
ssays the era Of the supremacy Of wo-
man in business and affairs is ap.
proaching. She argues that ven now
superior ability when exhibited by a
woman In any department Is promptly
Recognized and rewarded.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
Agreed.

I'D give anything almost II had
Mrs. IOner's SAVIOR fairc.'
~ ihink it much more patriotic to
own an American made car.'-EX-
charge.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
Substitutes For Potatoes.

A.. zen bananas. peeled under water,
,,su., -~til meaiy aud served with
' .' 1T and pepper. are said
to he satisfactory subs.
toes.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Dept of the Interior. Us. Land Office
1T piarra - n 0n:nEGrE 1GlS

Dept of the Interior. Us. Land Office
at Pierre ). ID. October g. 1917
NOTICE is hereby given that
Hugh d. Mckay of Gettysburg. ). ID.
who III Oct. 30. 1911. madell T.. No. 9l25s2
for Lot +. SN'4 NV. and NJ SW of
section ,. township us n. Range IS
West 18th i. Nj. has fled notice
OF intention to make final three year
proof. TO establish claim to the land
above described. before the Clerk of
Court, in and for Potter County. ). D.. at
Gettysburg. 5. ID. IN the 17th day of Mo-
velnbci. 1917. Claimant names as Wit
ncSSeS:
Duncan j. Mckay. Fred Lake. John G.
Rieger. Dudley Palmer, all four of Gettys-
burg, 5. ID.
J,E. KELLEY, Register
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-10-25
There is more catarrh in thi

There is more catarrh in this
section of the country than all
other diseases put together. and
for wears it was supposed to be
incaraple. Doctors prescribed
local remedies and hy constantly
failing to cure with local treatment
PRONOUNCED it incurahlc. Catarrh
IS a local disease, greatly influen
ced by constitutional conditions
and therefore requires constitu
tioual treatment. Hall Catarrh
Medicine manufactured by i. !.
Cheney e Go. Toledo, Ohio, is q
constitutional remedy, is taken in
lernolly aud acts thlu toe Blood
ON the Mucous surfaces al the
~ ten. One Hundred Dollars
reward is offered for any case fhat
Halls Catarrh Medicine fails TO
cure. Send for circulars and
and testimonials.
F.J.CHENEY g GO. Toledo, @
Sold bv druggists, -.
Rails Family Pills Tor oonstipa
tlOu.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17

dow calling for help. Her room was
on fire at the time. Another. after
calling for help, stood at the window
ready to jump to the ground, but cooler
heads that had appeared by this time
below cautioned her not to do so. The
advice probably saved her life. Some
difficulty was experienced in getting
the alarm to central station. 1t was
finally carried there by a news boy.
JOHN MYERS BEYOND HELP.
When John Myers was removed from
the upper floor over the outside stair
way the firemen thought he was dead.
He was taken to the annex and placed
in bed. A physician was hurriedly
summoned. He never regained con-
seriousness and died within 10 minutes
after his removal from the burning
building. He is pioneer of this sec
ton of the state and his death will
be mourned by many. There was moth
ing that could be done to save his life.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17
"TIz" FOR ACHING,
SORE, TIRED FEET
Use "Tiz" for Tender,
Pulled up, Burning, Cal
loused Feet and Corns.

People who are forced to stand on
their feet all day know what sore, ten
der, sweaty, burning feet mean. They
use "Tiz," and "Tiz" cures their feet
right up. 1t keeps feet in perfect con-
dition. "Tiz" is the only remedy In
the world that draws out all the pois-
onous exudations which puff UP the
feet and cause tender. sore. tired. ach-
ing feet. It instantly stops the pain in
corns, callouses and bunions. It's sim
ply glorious. Ali how comfortable you
feet feel after using "Tiz." You'll never
limp or. draw Inp your face in pain.
Your shoes won't tighten and hurt your
feet.
Get 25-cent box of "Tiz" now from
any druggist. Just think! whole
years comfort for only rs cents.-Adv.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17
FATHER DEAD
SON SEVERELY
BURNED At THE
SHERMANH0USE
Continued From First Page.)

The floor above however, is ruined by
the flames, together with the roof. The
annex Is unchanged. Insurance car
rted on the building will cover the loss.
STIRRING SCENES WITNESSED.
The early morning hours witnessed
some stirring scenes as guests scanti-
ly clad fled from the Sherman house
and the annex after being awakened
by the shrill screams of the maids
trapped on the third floor, ealing for
help, while smoke poured in a great
cloud from the roof and flames en-
veloped the upper part of the build
ing. Two of the maids rescued by the
means Of ladders had nothing on but
their night gowns, but they were quick
ly wrapped in blankets by the fire.
men. The other two wore the same
light apparel and were seen to run
across the frost-covered walks and
streets in their bare feet. Many of
the guests were hardly more fortunate
In the matter of clothes.
GUESTS IN BUILDING.
The following were the guests in
the main building, aside from John and
HORACE c. Myers: Mr.. and Mrs. w.
d. Bush, Miss Ada Bush, Senator Raw
enel Macbeth, Miss Pinney, Miss Mar
shall, Miss Bailey. Mrs. Max B. Gar
Der and daughter, Gene: ]. A. Fennell,
Mrs. Gray, Mrs. Shearer and the latters
niece of Nampa, who arrived in the
city last night to spend the evening.
In the annex were Mr.. and Mrs. @. F.
Steele and their daughter, Miss Cath
crime; Mrs. Teresa Graham of Occur
dAlene; Mrs. Baker and several other
quests.
A number OF the guests said today
they were awakened by the screams Of
the maids from the upper windows.
One of them had broken out the glass
and was leaning far out of the win
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17

window, Ms. Graham said she could see
that the rear OF the main building was
on fire. but the annex did not appear
to be in serious danger. Hastily put
ting on such robes as were at hand,
she gathered some of her valuables To-
gether, including her diamonds. by
that time some one had rushed into the
annex to give the alarm. Mrs. Graham
was urged to leave the building and
she did SO Immediately, forgetting the
diamonds she had placed in a satchel.
Later she recovered them and saw that
they were safely put away in a strong
box.
PERSONAL EFFECTS DAMAGED.
The stairway leading to the attic was
cut off by the flames and attempts
made to reach the third floor from the
stairway were unsuccessful. In the
meantime rescuers had climbed the
ladder to the one story roof connecting
the main building with the annex and
broken into the third floor. Horace c.
Myers, she said, was covered with
SCOT, there was blood on his shoulders
and he was badly burned. It was APP
parent, she declared, that in trying to
protect his father from the flames, he
had exposed himself.
Mrs. Graham, together with q number
of other guests, took refuge in the
small house at the rear of tho main
building. where they tried to make
comfortable. Many, of them
had their clothes burned or damaged by
fire, while personal effects in their
rooms in the building were also dam
aged.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17
ITDIDIT.

Morning Delight Blend Coffee.
Good at noon; good in the evening
good anytime. Try pound and be
convinced that you can save yourself
10 cents. Blended and sold by Rob-
bins, The Coffee Man. a1S No. sth., St.
Phone 261e. My
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17
FEEL FINE! TAKE
"CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
Spend 10 Cents Don't Stay
Bilious, Sick, Headachy,
Constipated.
Can't Harm You'll Best Ca
thartic for Men, Women
and Children.

Enjoy lifel Your system IL filled
with an accumulation of bile and bowel
poison which keeps you bilious, head
achy, dizzy, tongue coated, breath bad
and stomach sour-Why don't you get
a 1o-cent box Of Cascarets at the drug
store and feel bully. Take Cascarets
tonight and enjoy the incest, gentlest
liver and bowel cleansing you ever ex-
perienced. You'll wake up with q clear
head, clean tongue. lively step, rosy
skin and looking and feeling fit. Moth
ers can give q whole Cascarot to a
sick, cross. bilious. feverish child at any
time--they are harmless-never grippe
or sicken.-Adv.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17
FELL LIKE 90, NOW LIKE 81.

Many persons complain about feel.
ing old before they should. Like a
weak link in chain. n weak organ
enfeeblss the whole body. Over
worked, weak or disordered kidneys
lower vitality. A. w, Morgan, An
COLA, La. wrices: "I suffered with
pains in the back. an 48 years old,
but / felt like a man Of 30 years old.
Since I took Foley Kidney Pills 1 feel
like did when 1 was 81" In 500 and
800 sizes. Whitehead Drug Store
Adv-T- TIL 8
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17

Polk Directory o. Canyon, >iem,
Washington anc Adams counties now
off the rress. Write for particulars, r.
L. Polk g. Co., Globe Bldg. Seattle,
Wash.-Adv. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-03-17

DON'T FORGET OUR TEN CENT bare
MATINEES DAILY.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
THE WASHINGTON VIR-
GINA RAILWAY co.

In effect June Fl. 1918.
Subject TO Change Without Notice.
Leave Alexandria For Washington
Daily Except Sundays and Holidays.
A. Ms 90, 40. 6 90. 20. s 40.
SIS. 10, 7 20. 80. 40, so. 5 90.
10. 20. 8 40, 90. Q 20, 40; 10 90.
10 go, 10 40. II 90. II 20, IL 40, Noon
IL 0U.
P. M.----12 90. 12 40. 90. / 20. 40;
90. 2 90. 30. 90, 3 20. 40. 90,
90. 40. 5 90. 90, S 40. 90, 40.
7 90. 90. IS. s 90. 8 80. 90. 3d.
10 90, 10 80, II 10. IL 55
Sunday and Holidays. same as aDova
except trains at 90, 40. 90, 6 20,
40. 10. 7 80. Z so. and 10 a. II
and II SIS P. NJ.
Leave Alexandria For Mt. Vernon.
A M.---Wesk Days--5 35. 6, SIS. IS.
8 SIS, 10 80, - Sop. M.-12 30, ! 80.
2 80, 80. 4 80. rs. 6 40. 7 35. 8 80,
10 90, II so.
Sunday as above except 6 80 and
Q SIS a. NJ. and IL so p NJ
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAIL WAY SYSTEM

N. B.-Following schedule figures
published only as information MOI
guaranteed. ~,
Trains leave Union Station, Alex
andria:
APT a. M, Daily-Memphis Spec
ial. Sleeping ears and coaches tor
Lynchburg, Roanoke, Knoxville
Chattanooga, Nashville, Memphis
Washington sleeping cars open after
1000 p. m. Dining car.
1857 a. M, Daily-Local to Stras-
burg, connecting daily except Sunday
at Strasburg with E and y tram
leaving there 100 p m. for Harrison
burg. Operates through to Harrison
burg on Sunday. Buffet parlor car.
SIT a. M, Daily-Local to sta
lions between Manassas and Char
lottesville and limited beyond to At
lanta. Coaches only. ;,
Git a. NJ, Daily-U. S. fast mall.
Coaches and sleeping cars to Char
lotte, Atlanta, Birmingham, New
Orleans. Sleeping car Salisbury to
Asheville Dining car.
ZOE D. NJ, Saturday only-Local
to Harrisonburg. Buffet parlor car.
1902 p. M, Daily except Saturday
and Sunday--Local to Harrisonburg.
Euffet parlor car.
4:22 p. M, Daily-Local to Char
lottesvi)Ie. Parlor car to Warrenton.
ASP p. M, Daily-Brmiagham
Special. Coaches and sleeping ears
to Atlanta and Birmingham. Dining
car. Daily tourist car to California.
5:22 p. M, Daily except Sunday
Local for Warrenton.
TAT p. m, Daily-Augusta Spec
ial. Coaches and sleeping cars to
Charlotte, Columbia, Aiken and Au-
gusta. Sleeping cars to Asheville.
Dining car.
1902 p. m, Daily-Washingto &
Chattanooga Limited. (Via Lynch
burg). Coaches and sleeping cars to
Roanoke, Knoxville, Chattanooga,
New Orleans. Dining car.
Hop p. M, Daily-New York &
New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train. Club and Observation cars to
Atlanta and New Orleans. Sleeping
car to Macon. Dining car.
| S. D. SHELTON,
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandria, Va.
R. II. Doubts,
Division Passenger Agent, Washing
! ton, d. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
VIRGINIA NEWS.

{ q 1 i .
oyerwork and worry over the many
pleas for exemptions from the draft
are causes advanced by friends for
the suicide yesterday of Il. W. Sim
mons, Commemorative Attorney for
FLOYD County and member OF the
local exemption board for the county.
He shot himself through the head.
Virginia grown apples exhibited by
the Virginia State horticultural So
ciety at the convention OF the inter-
national Apple Shippers Association
now in session in New York won first
prize over all other competitors,
practically every apple-growlng state
in the country being represented.
Fully $4,000 persons attended Wed
nesdav the closing day of the Pur-
cellville Chautauqua. Speaker Ozark
of the. House of Representatives, was
the drawing card. He was introduced
bv Congressman C. c. Carlin, Of the
Eighth Virginia district.
The great wooden cantonment'
three miles east of Petersburg, where
the District of Columbia quota OF the
National Army will be quartered with
more than 10000 troops from New
Jersey, Virginia, Maryland and Deia-
ware. will be completed by September
/ The cantonment will have. its own
sewerage, system, fire department.
bakeries, ice plants, and hospitals
and steam heating plant.
Bewdley, the old colonial manson
of the Ball family, on the Rappahan-
mock river. was destroyed by ire
Wednesday. The fire originated from
a defective flue in the kitchen. Much
of the old. colonial furniture was
saved. but a highly priced family
heirloom, an old silver pitcher, on
which was engraved the coat OF arms
of the Ball family, was lost. The
old mansion stood on the northern
bank of the Rappahannock, ana with
it's two rows Of dormer windows IN
the roof was conspicuous object as
seen from the steamers on the river.
IT was built more than 200 years ago.
II had remained continuously IN the
Ball family, its last owner beng
James X. Ball, Jr.. son OF Capt.
James X. Ball, who commanded Com
pany D, of the Ninth Virginia Cav
airy, in the Civil War.
Postmaster w. n. Brown Of Dan
Vile. received instructions yesterday
not to accept for passage through the
mails the Bate Axe. q Danville week-
" published by Mr.. and Mrs. J. N.
Ragsdale. The postmaster state dthat
it was of that class Of periodicals no
longer accepted as second-class mat
ter. For a month, however, on in
structions from Washington, copies
of the paper have been forwarded
weekly to. the Postmaster General
and the Department of Justice. Seve-
raj vitriolic articles have appeared
in the paper, some of them attacking
the Gonscription law and President
Wilson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
DEATH KNELL OF WHISKY.
Manufacture of Spirits Must Cease
Then, Food Administration Rules

Then, Food Administration Rules.
Not another drop of whisky will
be manufactured in the United States
after II o'clock on the night of Sep
TENDER s. All other distilled spirits
for use as beverages will cease TO
be manufactured at the same time.
This ruling was made by the Food
Administration yesterday after it
had been bombarded for several days
with ceaseless flow Of kilograms
from distillers asking for specific IN
formation. The food control law pro-
vides that the production should
cease thirty days after approval OF
the measure.
The bill was approved August 10,
and consequently the provisions OF
the bill would go into effect at mid
night September 9.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
Notice!

{" We have been selling some fine n
vestment property, in and sarouno
this City. and have some splena'd
deals listed with US. No need to lend
your money at 6 per cent when we
can give you the safest and best IN
yestments, that will net You from
10 to Is per cent. In view OF the de-
mand for houses it is a good time
to buy home or property as an IN
vestment. We can always rent gooa
houses, as we are having daily calls
for them. Call and let US talk this mat
ter over with you.
CARTER BROTHERS
Real Estate and Insurance.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
Norfolk and Washington
Steamboat Company.

Every day in the year FOR Fortress
Monroe, Norfolk, Newport News and
points south, via superb, powerful
steel palace steamers.
Through connections made at Nor.
folk with steamers of the Old Domin.
ION Steamship Company for New
York and Merchants and Alinera
Ste: nships for BostyI
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17

If you want to reacn the people Of
Alexandria Use the Gazette. 1t goes
into every worthwhile home in the
city every afternoon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-08-17
Washington Southern Ry.
Schedule in effect July 2, 1917.
For washington and points north

CChCdulC III ChSSt July lOlg.
For Washington and points north
daily sos, 1923, 8:33, 1898, 1O:45 a.
m. 1901, 1:28, 2:30, Through train
for New York, via P. R. r. STA,
$50, 1923, 1888 p. m.
Saturdays only, +:4N r. n, and
Sundays only sos p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and
points south at 4:37, 7::52 (local) and
9:47, 8. m. 1916, o:22. 1892, 5:17
ilocal) TOP, SAT p. m. daily.
decomposition for Quantico at
11:1S a. m. daily and oo::l5 p. m. Sat-
urdays. Night train ieaves 1880 p.
m. daily for stations Lcrton to Fred
ericksburg inclusive.
NOTE-Times Of arrival aai de-
parture and connections not xrn-an-
tie,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-02-11

1t happened in Metuchen, on the famous
march of General" Rosalie Jones with her
suffrage band to Washington. We had been
tramping all day over roads which were ridged
with frozen mud. About o'clock we dragged
ourselves and our blsters into the dark little
town. Only one hotel was open at that sea-
son, and there the general" with the fore
sight which gave her her title had long since
reserved every room for her army, reporters
not included Well, it didn't begin to worry
me until about II o'clock, because until then
| had been down at the corner drug store with
nv blisters, curled about soda fountain stool,
writing my story which was sent over an I'M
provised wire from the back of the store. The
Handy Reporter who had carried my bag
finally reminded me that if | didn't want to
sleep on the soda fountain ! ought to be look
ing up ROOM 1t was cruel to start those
blisters going in new spots, but | crawled back
to the hotel mo rooms at all" growled the
proprietor, with a curse upon all suffragettes
and all their camp followers who disturbed his
peaceful winter night.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-02-11
PeriIs Are Like POppieS Spread,
as Burns Night Have Written

Looking back over a long and dull career,
| find. however, that there have been many
times when delightful perils were right IN
my path. and was cheated out Of them.
Take Chinatown, for example. The most IN
experienced movie reporter could go to China
town any day and get herself locked up in an
opium den and only escape by cutting off her
hair in sections to make a rope long enough
TO let herself down into the waiting arms OF
the Star Reporter.
The last time ! went into Mott Street 1t was
to cover Chinese wedding. The ceremony
took place on the top floor of dingy tene-
ment house, wAh door hanging on one hinge
and dark corridors where not opium fendS
but fat children, sucking wedding candy, lay
in wait for me. Still, any good movie reporter
would have stumbled into the wrong fiat
Guided by the clatter of iron crockery ware,
went unerringly to the right one!
The door was open, and about fifteen CHI
nese women, some in kimonos, all dolled up
for the festivities, and others who were evl-
IDENTIFY Just neighbors who had dropped In for
the feast, and wore their everyday American
clothes, were gathered around messy table
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-02-11

TITS all wrong, Blanche. If anybody is en-
titled to enjoy the perils of a Girl Re-
T. porter, it ought to be the Girl Reporters
themselves. Why should we stand by and see
some little motion picture actress, who never
was in a newspaper Office or sassed copy
reader (who probably thinks copy reader IS
a cross between an adding machine and a
meat chopper), why should we let her foil our
gunner, escape our opium dens, marry our
editors, and experience all the other perlls
that are rightfuly ours?
Listen to my tale of injustice and woe;
never saw gunman. Il never was locked
in a room in my life, not even when l was
bad, because my mother believed in moral
suasion for children. / never was in sub
way crash, or an elevated train hanging over
Dead Mans Curve like the neck OF chicken
that is wrung. And as for the editors-well'
| must say l don't specially begrudge the
movie girls that particular peril. But 1T isn't
necessary to go into that.