St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1917-11-24
SATAN TURNS
HIS JOB OVER
TOTHEKAISER
ASBETTER FIT
Saws Flush of Shame at the
Kaisor's Deeds Pro-
claims Weakness.
REALIZES HE is
NOT UP TO DATE.
Cannot Stand the Strain and
Abdicates in His
Favor. 4
,o,+o (C,olo) independent:

Delta (Colo.) Independent:
This little satire, written by LOUIS
syberkrop to please his friends ana
their friends, has become an elephant
on his hands.
Letters are pouring in from every
state of the Union and Canada IN
nmirine for more copies. Already
thousands have been forwarded 10
France. England and Canada.
Letters are coming in from men
Of prominence such as Tumu4ty:
roosevelt and Secretary Daniels OF
the Navy. =,
Some of Satan's letters have al
ready found their way into the Ger
man trenches by airship 1bute.
II it is as good as they all say,
then it is worth pushing along. II
will give pleasure to you ana your
friends.
The Internal Region.
June 28. 1917.
To WI hem Won Hohenzollern. hlng
of Prussia, Emperor OF All Ger
many and Envoy Extraordinary O.
Almlgh y God.
Ny Dear Wilhelm:
can call you by that familiar
name, for l have always been very
close to you, much clojer than yo'
could know.
From The time that you were ye
an unueve oped Oe ng 1 have shape
your destiny for. my own purpose:
In the days of Rome l created {,
rouRhneck known in history as Nero,
he was a vulgar character and SUITE
INV purpose at tha particu-ar me
In these modern days cias ic dem
on and efficient su1er-crlr1lnal Wa
needed and as / know The Hohenzoi
lern toloud p4cAcd you as my spec =
instrument to place on earth an an
next to he'll. i gave you aonorM
ambition, likewise an oversupp-y o.
egot SIN, that you might not dlscove-
YOU rown failing5; l twisted y1ui
mind to that of a madman with GER
tain norma TENDENCIES to CARY yo
Dy. most dangerous characte-
p.aced In power; gave you the pow
er of hypnotist and certain mag
netic force that you m ght sway your
people. am responsible for .he de-
formed arm that hangs helpless on
your left, for your crippled condl'
tion embitters your life ana destroys
all mob. e impulses that might other
wise cause me anxiety, but your
strong sword arm IS driven by your
ambitions that quelch all sentiment
and pity. l placed in your soul
deep hatred of all things English
for Of all nations on earth l hart
England most; wherever England
plants her flag she brings order ou'
Of chaos and the hated Cross fol
lows the Union Jack; under her ruit
wild tribes become tillers Of the sol
and in due time practical citizens
she is the great civilizer of the globe
and l hate her. l planted In youl
soul cruel hatred of your mothel
because she was English and left m!
good friend Bismarck to fan tn
fame l had kindled. Recent hlstor!
proves how we'll our work was done
1t broke your royal mothers heart
but gained my purpose.
The inherited disease OF the no
henzollerns killed your father, JUS
as it will kill you, and you becam'
the ruler of Germany and q tool o
mine sooner than l expected.
To assist you and further hastel
my work l sent you three evil sp1rlts
Nietzsche, Tdei.schl and the late
Bernhardi, whose teachings intlame'
the youths of Germany, who in goo'
time would be willing to spill thel
blood and pull your chestnuts-
yours and mine; the spell has bee1
perfect-you cast your ambition
eyes toward the Mediterranean
Egypt, India, and the Dardanelles
and You began your great railway Z
Bagdad, but the ambitious archduk
and more ambitious wife stoo'
In your way. 1t was then that
sowed the seed in your heart tina
'bl0ssomed into the assassination Q
thu duke and his wife, and all hel
smiled when It saw how c. verify yo
saddled the crime onto Serbia.
saw you set sail for the fiords o
Norway and knew you would prov
an ali5i. How cleveriy done, s
much like your noble grandfather
who also secured an assass n to re
move old King Frederick OF Den
max and later robbed that countr
OF the provinces that gave German
IN opportunity to become a nava
power. Murder is dirty work, bu
It takes a Hohenzo.-ern to make
!. way and ge. by with 1t.
Your opportunity was at hand
you set the world on fire and th
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