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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-07-05

Two base hits Mcbride. Reeb.
Double plays Berger to Williams.
Berger to Benson 70 Edmond Edmond
10 Benson to Williams: Clark 20 Pech-
Gus TO Jackson Bases on baIis-OH
Reeb, 3 off kopp, p Hit by pitched
ball--Craig Struck out-Bv Feeb. 4
BY kopp. 8. Time Of game. 1:3-. I'm
piFe-Brown.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-07-05

Glass, Doweu. Stolen bases-NichoI-
son, Beatty, Glass, Downev. Williams.
Faik, White l21. Double play-FaIk
10 Hamburg to TarIet0n. Struck out
BY DoweIl, g. by Glass. by Felix.
2; bq GRAY. I. Bases on baUs-Off
Felix, 8; of Glass. 4; Oft Gray. Q. Hit
by pitched baIl-FaIk, Hornburg.
Tarlet0n Wild pitches -Doweu, Gray.
Glass. Umpire-Holmes Time-2:05
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-07-05
HOMERBY WOLFE
IN FIRST INNING
BEATS PEORIANS
Edmond Drives in Berger with Sec
ond Tally and Tighers Triumph 10
Second Same, to j.
koPP GIVEN GREAT SUPPORT
Distiiler Pitcher Hauied Hard But
Tight Defense Keeps Down Scores
-Reeh Hurts Grand Sane,

GAMES TOMORROW.
Rock Island at Moline.
Quincy at Rockford.
Peoria at Bloomington.
Alton at Hannibal
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Health Talks, by d.. WIN. Brady
'c'oy''Ent 1915 National Newspaper Service,
PerspiYins Feet.

Excessive ISL sweating of the feet an annoying
leather as{ Sseoms se s9ekngS and me
que TO bacterial growth, is created $500
national sin of wearing freak fooiwear is enoues
10 10 cause almost any foot complaint that may
Of In mla easss relief is obtained by change
powder made OF equal parts of horic and salicylic
shoes also should be changed twice Is aa dsp me
on rss me sGies are damp the OF nsoles
Is sufficient.
with the h Sew Of q, hshng the feet water
take As already stated. the odor is produced
feet neraass IL the
germs Better to battle the feet with TEND 'o oe
With s eoa then da ars rub G5
win In =. III. little ,s,, alcohol and powder.
be es Ee,@een f ,Se
The mostre here s~or OF hastera growth
KEEP the toes separated with bits Of absorbent
a. every "pportuni,y and EXPOSE feet and legs
no arsst . ~ The Least Irritating and most
Of Ss fee y smesrng siycern upon the soles
81 me,eurc odSa 5000 evsSy Two s''u thrse
to 2 similar Haturation of the skin with sum sum
Of akaes Tor esees. ns 'n sMea
M e Of for the su nay
ross would be TIE citrate Of sodium, Of which h%
d.aoved in haf f'ee glass Gr 19 of w sTss
is a moderate dese, 1880
EIcess!ve sw.at!ns Of the feet is most fire.,
nuent!Y complained Of by PERSONS whose general
nealth ~ bal0w par, or whose feet arc suffering
from the effects Of faulty shoes ing
Questions. ana hnn.rers.
Rnmarsauts Are n Real Tonic-I thought ia
ry t.w ot your highly praised serersaulte
naxt marnins. Had a hesdaeho afterwards !
an, nfty-etght. weigh 100 pounds. have almost
perfset hsalth, and am addicted tI am sorry to
admit 70 too much alcohol periodically. Did
&he se,nsrasuits cause the hsadaaho7 8.
On dear, tear am nns Of pour "oid women"
Ter I no. on'y TAX. so,a. shah ! am careless,
my best Ny husband tSinhs II 10 better than
= elreus Watching Ms, for no oan turn a whole
ereie OF then, And non,o up smiling. Just AZ you
desevtbs. Hs II hty.ons, and All only forty,
1 do! M A. T.
An.w.r--1.adles and nsht,sren. ynu hav:
ehld f.s.. II at arst yau dhn't succeed, turn,
turn hEsir, piSsIhess IL 4 sona Sign that your
si is "a. iHns bssn s.s s"n'tns Y Is. spisha.
s.n.lr. ~ a'n.,v, i,a,, - sils., Y. js,i 81.
stsfp >su at Ars1 90 ysu sssn't hap too Aay1,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Books and Authors

:sssseS si ss'' sa @s1s
SS sS Il. asEqss e
by brown Gni E ''''' conferred upo" him
hS s0s sns So ss Just
sss$ {
numerous other discerning minds and this
oss 81 S'
els THOMPSON Lionel 5ohaso on"'sS as Fran
=, For those who wish to fly in tho service Of
ensa country ei,Soo book OK this
lSerihners>. viii prove as essI haoK far
f ho"Ee a is ne Its author Henry Wood
s ha A sons cpb of Ame5sa ard
srsees the nosalbIes of svs hs nnnss
venient form the latest oiciaI N com com
the OF Of fns
for e a ana hs h S Of nsraeton
" Edith Whar.on: author of The Rsef' The
h easf In Of S,s Is bass ~rser who ranks
that Is distnctiveiy elevating in the Impression
on t esn MIND Of The reads she
her stories in The working Of which she he
criEinalty and sus,ains their roles With Easel
noSe s shs 1 has. Us,
a afH" the her Of % and Wi
fiction that is worth while ~ p'''ue'"s
The Macmillan Co announces for publication
the Latter part OF July new novel BY new
This is described the very unusual story Of
young woman who goes to Berlin shortly be-
The appeal of the book comes not only from it's
Ssosornlng account Of Christines experiences at
her pension with her music teacher, her love
affair with Junker officer and her dramatic
exit from Berlin, but also from its shrewd com
ment and vivid picture of German Character
and lie during the days when tho war an
proached. threatened and descended. Christine
herself is fascinating person. emotional. an
artist OF real ability. eager for life and happi-
ness. Her story Is romantic and affords read
Ing OF a kind one does soon forget
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
SEEN ON THE SIDE
BY HENRY EDWARD WARNER
Procrantination.

Procrast,patton.
I'm always going TO make u start
On such day-and SUCH day;
I'm always going to do my part
On such day--and such day!
To-day is always just TOO SOON
I'd rather wait from morn til noon;
Will begin the next full moon.
On such day-and such u day!
Something within ma whispers: Wait
I'LL suoA day--and such day.!
I'm always tagging back of Fate
Till such a day--and such day!
/ heave sigh, aid CITY: Won't you
Please come back in week or two
On such day--or such a day2'
Tomorrow never comes for mo
It's such day, . such day,
! clear my throat and say I'll see
On such a day, or such Il day.
OF course, I'll do these things that wait.
But on another. later date.
Excuse me, Time-beg pardon, Fate
Some other day-some other day!
And so 60 through llfe postponed
TIL such day--and such day;
aty mounting SINS will be atoned
On such day-some other day!
And those who do it now" pass on.
GROW smaller. disappear-are gone!
While ]. the Sloth, await the dawn
of such and such q day!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
GUN. U,.d In IN. s,,,,..

To the Editor OF The Times Dispatch;
ou sI.T ffnr, Ti,mn I'm. Of July
rides used during ,be war Between
ss. Of ,hs history OF that time. 10
I is not true, | think ss stated by
the Yolunteer, that ptaciieaily all Of
tn, n s ANS. seized by the confeasSs.es
Of n ssse, wern n th .S
de3ce. which. doubtless. were included
eAss ss, 5ss"ss The fS"Es .d ai lam
this county. went TO Richmond armed
with flint. load murkets These were
eusaion loads, men hejns employed at
this, business even in as small town
as as, NeSIhern,, then the county seat OF
ed muskets. with their ball bird-sho.
cartridges were used by the Copfed-
crates and ! think by the Federais
Mississippi rife, SO called. was con-
"Richmond." ,nanpfaetuyed at Hlah.
m Vepy sh ~s soeFy gun only o. for
the came company would have a num-
per OF Guns OF varying kinds and CALI
distressing and provoking-sornet lma9
Among. gums worthy OF mention va
me belgian musket' q sort of portable
But the tinest and most remarkebie
weapon on either side was the Whit
worth rifle. Of English manufactmra
each gun, costing the Copfederacy
rifles, !. think we're In use by the
army of Tennessee. They had teie-
SCOPE sights. and had wonderful
sharpshooters armed with these guns
permitted mo to look through the tel
escope of ons while one OF his men
made a Federal soldier O mile and a
half away sit up and take notice
Many were killed and wounded at
Dublin. Va, July IS, 1917.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
News Of Fifty Years Acc
From the Richmond Dispatch. July go, 1867.
The negroes have organized a so-eaiied Ma
sonic lodge In this city, 1t Is Id that they oh
tta ad their charter from the Grand Lodge of


, The ,a nsEvess have organized so,eaned Ma
ttalned their. charter from the Grand Lodge of
Massachusetts,.
The openinE Of the Corn and Flour Exchange
yesterday was without any kind Of ceremony
the opening There was Quite a crowd nrese on
all the morning and at any time as many as
seventy-hvs merchants could be seen attending
strictly to business.
Richmond and Danvi,ie train for weeks ah
in the interest of the Republican party. > ''''
In the Fourth District of Halifax County every
go! The blacks registered to the number Of
o,s PR 5enss n5emnsnt citizen OF New
idan , on ;rumpsd,uP charge OF murder. died
Dan Ree, the ether evening In his circus.
announced that he was mot going to defile the
fair record OF thirty.Heven years as an honor
able Snowman BY bacoming Congressman"
Mr.. E. Kirby. charged with the murder of
General scSoaeid In the sum OF $1,000 o. ps'i 0S
A limo Of steam packets will be put on the
Chesapeake and Ohio Canal TO take the places
something now under tho sun.
In vosers are
vs sna lsa esssasF s
sss Snis. sSad ss ssss
s's s 4: :'Ss :sss5kks h Esmss
,As Sa .,s s:'s ssssss A ' sss:w ss
s ss: ~. e ~ ss: .ss.ns o wh:
market ssy fhs sales are very slow, n !. :. ! -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

There seems to be end to the disturb
ances which German agents are able to
foment in oLher countries. Anything that
: Germany could now do in Russia to check
Russia's drive in Galica would be clear
gain for the shaken autOcracy in Berlin. The
Indictment OF the Petrograd garrison to raise
the standard OF revolt on last Monday against
the government was made in Germany, just
as the effort 10 restore the Manchu dynasty
in China was made in Germany, and just
as the riots OF the Industrial Workers of the
World out in Arizona were made in Germany.
The Petrograd garrison ought to he dsbanded
or put down, as it is led by set of traitors,
who, in tho pay OF German agents. have ever
since the revolution refused to join the Rus
sian army in the field and fight.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

The Northern soldier will again invade the
South. but this time he will come to camp
y amongst us and not 10 fight The govern
,ment Will send the men from New England
Ito Virginia, the Carolnas and Georgia. and
they will leave US richer and not poorer by
" their coming They to come because
General Gorgas. one OF the highest authoFi-
ties on camp hygiene. is convinced that the
Southern States are the best winter camping
sground in the country. There is scarcely
!. a day from November till April that the
. soldiers cannot be in the open in our Southern
States, while in the Northern States much
OF the winter is too severe for outdoor life
. Besides, the feeling prevails in Boston that
. Major-General Leonard Wood. who is in com
mand OF the Southeastern Division, is
Americas greatest military genius, and to
be under his coz. mend is in itself sufficient
argument why the New England men should
come South.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
WeedH.

There Is many man with a rssaluts
plan
That he forms with intentions 40
fair
Potatoes to boil and tomatoes to can
He has planted with confident care
High homes flled his heart as ha made
q fine start
With tuhers and settings and seeds:
But he laitsred and failed to keen doinr
his part,
And his garden IL choking with
The prospect Ia bright when the norn,a
early light
Awakea u to labor anew:
But too oftan we hnd, az day turns
into night,
That tho fruits OF our labors arc
few. ~
The hopes TINT we brought with such
promise were fraught
We were sure they rnuat grow into
dsedsi
We rsust watch them and tend them,
.er tAsys will b nausht
n eas sad but = garden Of wa>da
-washinSten atar.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

IN resPof Sc TO striking letter from New
Ton ID bale. secretary OF War. Governor
Henry I. stuart, IL conference with various
agencies 70 cope Win the problem of safe
guarding camp morals, has appointed the
executive lcaGs Of Il State civilian committee
to cooperate with commission on training
camps organized hy the War Department,
Similar action is being taken by the Gov
errors OF I'll the States where can,onmcn,s
are being located.
Secretary Baker pointed out in his letter
TO the Governor that large bodies Of men
to be trained in these camps would be drawn
from the youth OF the country, who had not
prostitute, and who would need 10 be safe
guarded from such sources OF evil Tho ro-
sponsibity Of the government TO the parents
and communities whence these young men
had come coIld 10, he shirked. and the
creation OF an efficient army with these young
men made t an absolute necessity that every
temptation he removed from these camps.
in closing, the secretary warned evcry com.
munity where these camps are being pitch cd
that he would remove them should thcv ha-
come places {. temptation and peril.
II every State is fortunate enough to hovo
as executive heads of its State civilian com.
mitteo such competent persons as tho dow
ernor appointed OH this state committee a,
Virginia. there Ia little probability that Tho
secretary will over have occasion 10 m6ve
any OF these camps on account of .viI aafn.
mun!catioHs from without These axssutiye
heads arc W. p, Allan, s1pertntehdant 81
tho e. I. dn pont de Memoirs e. Co., Hass,
well; Hrs. Kata Waller barrett. TTerena.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

Crittenden Mission. Alexandria: w. +.
Drewry. Central State Hospital, Petersburg;
Frank W. Darling. Hampton; DR.. j. T. Mas
tin secretary OF the State Board Of Charities
and Correction, Richmond; George r. Rogers.
Lynchburg. and Albert l.. Roper. Norfolk.
To the future historian of the world, what
an exhibition in the advancement In human
morals in the art of training men for war!
But il the war camp has been purged of its
bariSm,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

. Dent Werry--Act-Lateiy have notleed
ffnat inc glands of my neck are somewhat en- =
iafgeu, and my neck Is rather sore and stin
Are these symptoms one should worry about !
. Answer.-No. Never worry about svm m o ON,
IL Us bootleas business, Go to your dentist
ana see ~ there is q latent abscess at the roof
% tooth-have S-ray film mace ~ necessary
III 'ee,n are round free from trouble then let
youf DOCTOR look to tho tonsils and nasal GA vii
Tor cause of the glands, 'N'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
overseas News Agency.

S. w. L.. Scottsvillc, Va-rhe over
service of Germany, with headquarters
In Berlin. Since Americas entrance
into the war, this service ha< been
discontinued.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

J. IT, NJ, Ruenn Vista Va.-writa to
tho Superintendent OF Documents. Gov
ernment Printing Office, Washington,
2, c.. for Radio stations CT the United
States" price Is cents. which contains
tho information you desire.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
WOEIyinE.

since the world Was young certain parts of
the community have been telling certain other
parts to stop worrying. The antworry neonle
are very much worried because the Worrying
people worry. There is nothing that worries
ahti"oFrlers SO much as to be worried by the
Worries OF the worrier. or by the worry of know
ing that the worriers worry
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Government I'ositiers.

Miss G, G, ,surry, Va.-You shnrld
I72+ + Street, Northwest, WaShinE,en.
vice Manual, appllaatjon blanks and
information regarding any definite po-
eition in which you are Interested.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
information Bureau

Inquiries regarding aimost any topie,
executing an legal AMI medleRl spb-
tects, arc answered free. As all In
yutrleE nre answered directly by per-
sOnni letter. a-cent stamp IL required
for return NastnKe. AddPnss The riIaea.
Dispatch Information bureau, Hlch-
mord, Sn,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

the United States was not party to
the treaty Of 1889 which guaranteed
the neutrality of Relsium; but il Is
did sign the general provision in The
Hague conference which declared the
territory OF all neutral countries 10
be inViolable.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Voice Of the PEOPLE

Letters must give the nnn,e and nd.
dresn OF the writer, Name Will not he
published II writer 80 reaueytx.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Charcoal Eph.s Daily Tbourbt

De man dat am satisfied t be some womans
meal ticket said Charcoal Eph. looking askance
at the Kitchen door. LESS boun t fin out he git
punched good an plenty! Try some pok chops.
Mstah Jackson"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

And curl up. curl up Just al tightly .s you can,
so you VIII roll over. Theu place your head on
tho floor. give push witt. your hands and
over you So Keen a-working. night aud morn
ING, TO prevent the soreness Of occasional gym
nastic effort, w.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Cnn p-1fcetinR.

GOOD mawntn. Brother Perkins, good mawn-
in An was de speerit wild yo' at de camp-
meetn'?"
70 representation am correct, pahson only
dey was a slight pFeverson O. de enthusiasm
yessuh: Jess across ue rivah I'm de meetin' tent
deys Chicken fam. pahson. an whole bean
o brethren done got dey clo'es mighty wet. sub, :"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Yen.t From HOP. and Retntoe.,

Miss N, 4, v, Rlohmond, Va,-The
following is submitted. small handful
of hops.. Boil In three quarts Of wa
ter until the desired strength is oh
tanned. Crate siS medium-si peta :.
toes: and one cup OF sugar, one-half
cup OF salt. Mix with the boiling
set aside until lukewarm, add one cup
OF yeast. and Let II rise. and when
1t has finished feamins put into glass
Jars.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

Rhpharb.-Please inform me whether rhuba rb
"ou'a be harmful tor three-year-old child
Answer,No. Rhuhars Is a very wholesome
stewed. WV ~ ~ 'iO'O"e"iS
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
sIoFgapetie Mar;inge.

g. q. W. Floyd, Va---MoFganAtIc
tween royal percentages and women OF
Elves the left hand Instead Of ths right.
4 morganatio marriage eonfere no rank
OF. right to inherit property unen the
although the latter are not eonsidsfea
as illsEItimate,. For mpfgaNatie, ihs
next. In, fact, tho eniyj solution 10 TO
f f tSs sra :'tPs Hs sssy
Filming ssS strss ~ ssse
.Ss as! s q Tie osg aS gsn..
fnarplsssI FOR thauBk, j lave sss. ~
ssssEon " sd eh nas alHy1 1. s:,.sa.
1850: :ls:. AZ stiid;sS; a iis.lss md
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Order Of the Cincinnati.

]. G. r, plymouth, n. E:-The Order
of the. Cincinnati Is a historical and
sends TO the eldest male descendant
Of all Continental officers who served
with honor during. the Revolutionary
scendant. the membership is granted
to those descendants next in line, In
1884 the society ruled that proper de-
scendants of Revolutionary officers,
who were entitled to original mem
hership, but who never could avail
themselves Of it, are qualified for he.
appieationp The s9 sesretspy e
this saeiety is M. De Lancey Haywood.
Raleigh, N. G.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Northern
Mob
Violence

a
VINO are made TO suffer. and that the Southern
p;s r prefer negro labor to any other and de-
laborers, while in the North. in spite Of ali the
cant ear that has come from that section concern
wanted sInd there and their labor creates furious
whites with whom they into competition
These facts are too well sustained by repeated
Banner. fSt e
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
World Is
Against
Kuitur

making Germany the most hat ed
ana desplsed nation which perhaps the world
mate defeat; One by one the nations reach the
limit OF their patience with the outraGes which
Germany perpetrates upon all, and line un with
its enemies az did the United States. Greece
and Brazil are virtually at war; Norway is on
continue IT'S neutrality Spain Is In a fermcn.
and Holland is reported 10 have sent a battle
ship TO convoy Dutch vessels. Were This war
snip TO attack U.boat it would, of course.
patience with the pro-German intrigues that
nave done much to keen the disorder going
across the RE Irande All this may not mean
II will count heavily later in the peaee terms
and after-the-war international Relations 70
Baltimore Evening Sun.
s,o,,n. IN IN discussing the censorship
Snarhhg ana the attack OF German sub
Partisan marines on the American trans.
Critics New York Tr,b Mny 10 r. psanee. the
ably that through no foresieht
f nn me par OF me government in this respect
ftfey" There you have the true copper cad
RED through an onernton OF immense differently
IrT Whirn IL has received great praise fro H.:
home: because something might have gone
wrong. And then II there had been a mi.take
sIicn as nag hanptnrd SO frequently to the navies
or Great Britain. France and Italy that would
ne e cure FIoot that cur government was the
Does anything please those snarljne ma r,;en r,
critics? Probably the Tribune prefers the nor
rthte and unavoidable misma ma cement 81 ~.
Cuban campaign In 1898 Just because It was
Republican When Democratic adminstyation
does fine and clean cut piece OF work II must
he condemnth ON general c.. O. p prineinIes
Springfield Republican. y
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

, Do.aian womon and children go 20 s,enp
:" oF"cf mat her bo!diars may have the
1ooa OF the family. In the whole h,storv
On th'a Conflict there is no mora pi,,tu,
picture '"'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

.. Ihe *shsheT man Ia safe IN fapssasttnr
ahahaef showers thess days Tha eHiy sWFs
way Of Rot hstas saFpraaA Ia ths as,xlss
Is to ait ub all Hisht, -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Our Own Zaa.

The Sea-Dog is happy pup
To him II Is lark.
To go forth when the sea Is up,
A-sailins in his bark!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
How to Open a sard,ne.

tCuinary Lesson No. So
The Sardine is small fish that grows in cans
and likes company. The sardine can thrives in
large, open waters. and some of them come from
as far as Norway to he epeRed in Richmond Va
II Is wonderful sight TO witness schools of
sardine cans swimming into the fshermans net
glimmering in the sunshine.
Each sardine can contains from three to a
dozen sardines. The modern sardine can has
patent can opener that doesn't open anything
Having ripPed this off with one twist YOU must
proceed 10 try your pocket knife. Breaking
the blades OF your knife SUCCESSFULLY YOU next
ruin all the miscellaneous hardware on the
place and finally set the Ratchet, which you
should have done In the first place.
Piace the sardine the gas stove and
lifting the Ratchet high. bring it down with
terrIho force the exact center of the can
Ihis causes thin squirt of oil or mustard to
hit you in the eye, which makes you forget that
you broke the gas stove. You then GO into tho
cellar. put on your overaiis, adjust your face
mask and hammer that can until It succumbs
ne sardines are obtained by scraping them
OH the SIDES OF the can as they squirt out. You
may throw the can away after getting some of
the sardines.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20
Hcllup!

High skirts make women look shorter and
men -. handouts, sheriff! We came near
to pulling old one!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-07-20

PUBLISHED every day In the ut ~ South Tenth
(. Street, RChmond, Va, by The Times Dispatch Pub
: fishing Co.. lnc Charles +. naAbrook, Editor and