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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION
Not ceal Lands
l,nlinA Qlall

United States Land once q
i.akcview. Orc. December ls. 9le
Notice Ii hereby given that Pm
I. Neil. whose postoeaee address ,
Klamath Falls. Oregon. did. % ~
::d day Of April. 1915. Ole Ia ihb q
hcc sworn statement and appliesitaA
No, o9:it. 10 purchase the NEk SSx
Section 20. Township 81 south. Raae
0 east. Willamette Meridian. and ~
timber thereon. under the prov'sSso
Of the act Of June 3. 1878. and ~
Rmcndatory. known ~ tho Tiose
and Stone Law" st such vaiue
might b. nxsd BY apprsisemens. ~
that. pursuant 10 such application. "
land and timber thereon have ~
appra 'sed at $50. tho timber ~
mated 10000 board fect At si.oe ~
81 and tho land $4,000: that sa'd y
blicant will offer proof In support
: II application and sworn stassneA
~ the 9Th day Of February. 1911 -
fore e. II. DcI.ap. Clcrk Of tho Con"
Court. NJ klamath Falls. Oreson'
Any person Ii at liberty TO pFosW
this purchase before entry. or 'n't's'
a contest At any time before ps's
Issues. by Ming . corroboratse =
ndavit In this once. alleging a.
which would defeat tho entry
JAS. r. BURGESS
1919 2.20 Resistes
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08

San FRANCISCO. Feb. S.-With
Henry Breckenridge. former assistant
secretary OF war. taking part -
Grand marshal. Q military show. In
which the drill championship OF
Northern California was to be decid.
ed. was held yesterday at tho sxposl.
ton auditorium. Tho Nationals and
Company A. League OF the Cross ca.
dets. were competitors In the drill.
A trophy offered by Mayor James
Rolph Jr., was hung up % the prise.
Three regular army officers were
judges of the contest.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08

FOR SALE-Califoruia pine body and
limb wood: good. clean wood. sawed
TO any lsagtA and delivered. Phone
81: oGice 1919 Main st. J. J. Winter.
agent. 7-st'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08
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"'""'"". sor s'whllrs'tna IN E,,,.
,tssWr~ "g 1sS l.iru
IN the Circuit Court OF IN, a,.
Oregon. for klamath coua,s
No,tp t,lry Realty compan,
pofa,ion. Plaintiff. W.
Va
Oliver Moody. Dcsend, ant
To Oliver Moody. the abo,, ,..
bcfcndahti
In tho name ~ tho State of o,....
You are hrtrhy notified th,, Nc,..
ttley Realty Company. a cofpor.,tss
tho holder of Certificate q, bsss
aurhey numbered SO. is.urd as ~
Joth day Of ntobrr. 1915, by m. -.
collector ~ tho county of k,.
state uf Oregon. for tho amou.,
three aud p&.ioo dollars. th, az "
being the amount then due s,a -
tihlucnt for the taxes Tor IN. -.
1911. together With punai,, i,,..s.
nd ecsts thereon upon the rcai .,ss
Srty assessed To you. OF which va, ~.
the '~ncr ~ appears Of ,-cord s,,-'
atri In said couhty aud stats s..
particularly bounded aud dr.csib,S !.
so,io~s. to-wit
~" h"s" WV w inc north kan
of the northeast quarter Of ~
northeast quarter os section "a
township ip south. range Is ess
W a.
You arc further notified ,h., ..,I
Snitc tticy Realty Company. a ~.
toration. has paid taxes on aaia p,s-.
isrs for prior or subsoaurnt rss,,
With tho ratio Ut igtufcst on al
amounts as follows
Year ist3. paid Oct. 10. 1915. IA,
receipt No a0ss. Amoun, asa. ,n,s
of Interest u per cent per annum
Year tstt. paid Oct. 80, 1915 IA,
receipt No 6s3i. amour, AIS. rats a
interest 10 per ecu, per annum
Year 1918. paid Oct 30. 1915. n,
rcc"ip, No, ssss. amount /: Sc, rais q
in,errat IL per root pes aanum.
Said Oliver Moody
as tho owner Of tho legal title OF III
above described property as tho saus
appears of record. and each Of ,As
other persons above named arc here,
by notified that So,tp rticy COMPANY
a corporation. plaintiff hrrvin. vim
apply To tho circuit court ot tho cous.
~ aud state aforesaid for q dses,s
far-etosinx tho lion asains, the pre-
crsy above described. aud n-n,ioscl
IN said certificate. And you arc here.
by summoned To appear within Asy
days after tho nfst publication Of lAh
exclusive of tho day of ~
arai publication. and dcfcad iAh
action ar pay thp amount due y
above shown. toecshcr with costs ~
accrued intcrcst. and In case ot yoss
failure to do ao. a decree viii b. sss.
dcrrd torcelosinS the lien of ah
taxes aud costa against the land ~
otrmisss above named.
TnIs summons 10 published By a.
dor ~ the Honorable u. v, kuykss-
dali. iuds. OF the circuit court of ~
state OF Oregon. for tho county 4
klamath. and said order VAS mals
and dated tho 5Oth DAY Of Jaasssy.
1917. and tho date of the nssi pseu.
cation of thIs summons u ihs II
day of February. 1917.
All proccss aud papers In thh pfe'
rrodinxs may DO served upon The ~
residing within the state Il
Oregon at the address hcrciaaits
snca atloaed,
HERBERT r. WEIGH.
Attorney for Piaintie.
Addr~rs--t.akcview. Oregon.
l.s.is-2S.l.S.l6
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08

aud dated the a0th day ~ I,...
1917. and the dste Of tho nra, ,aa,,,, ".,,
ea,ion of this summons 4. ~ Asuell'
day OF February. lsi;, Wv N
All proasss AID pApsts Ia III. a..
eoedines may hs served uton ~. w
dersiknsd residing within The 49, ~. %.
crsson al the address h.,s,ssco0!! .!
mentioned "sHs'
HERnERr =, wetcu
Attorney for rlain,,s
Adaross--i.ak-s,ra. Oregon
i.k.ib.ss.t.s.l5
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08
FEW FOLKS HAVE
GRAY HAIR NOW
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a1ess ~ aDD,ieatjoos. u alse bsiaO
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. aoosasaaee q slasdanes.
WyotAt 0aoD aAa 0alDauf Cen.
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- inpast color and . youthful appear.
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l1oooaA-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08

Charles II. Nichaus and D. c. French.
Some Of his principal works arc the
monument to General McComb. DE-
troit. Mich: Union Soldiers and Sail.
ors monument. Baltimore. Nd: Lin
coin memorial. HodGenville. Ky. and
the Facade OF Municipal building.
New York city.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08

No one likes 10 b. . tiaaal one. but
everybody must conc 10 Il some day.
Dester gre . life Insurance policy
while you arr . live one. Ask Chii'
cote about the "Divisirnd rayinx rons.
pany Of America IL
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1917-02-08
Haalf Classified Advs.

FOR EALE-Fresh milch COW. Apply
at Ashland Fruit store. s-st'
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03
War News
Mailed By u. P
Men To The
United States
Bx w11n1A11 PHILIP s1Mms.
OMITTED Press staff Correspondent

| Noh-0e" F1esS S7e'-41 @
| WITH THE BRITISH ARMIES N
| THE FIELD, Jan 4 tby maid The
world knows the English as race q
enormously reserved people. Just how
| reserved they really are one must live
out here to realize The most thrilling
| enEagernent Of the war does not loosen
the Englishman's tongue any more than
his afternoon tea. if as much.
have been trying To get the story
of some British heroes. Tt can't be
done They say what they do belongs
~ the unit they happen to be in The
unit saws the glory belongs 10 the next
higher unit and so ON until one is told
thar The honor belongs no the whole
Briti-h army
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oDi'eI reno" iie'' i"' ,.'ie
4seH .eo "''D i'' .'''N''- III ''',
an 'I'' u'e 80 - ~ 80, 80,
even u,'S ''''.'
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one IS ''iu' i""NeS A'uie
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oppoI u'l'S anu i'0n "'''0'
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same way 'u
'O'.'. "a. e'i' - -
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enemy aefoPlane an" s9tS ms i,ai'ie ~
'i'0 -.
alri''eh VINO are 80 "',,s' 49,
tte' AtN f'l 'Attl''t -f@ N'f~.AN+ '-'
SeNie
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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

Speaking of weu-preserved women
Lots wife was probaly the best o'
the lot
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

When a man isn't willing to practfc
what he breaches ii IS time to III
preaching.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

When woman low man 81
loves 20 make him heeye that shs
doesn't
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03
Catching Fish by Suction.

The fish of the deep are gettiu-
wiser but they can't sidestep a recent
apparatus built to ensnare them. It
is nothing more than an application
Of the vacuum cleaner principle. The
fish enter a funnel-shaped net under
the boat and are drawn up to a con
tanned tank on oeck by powerful sue
tion pumps.-POpular Science Monthly.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03
DELINQUENT TAX LIST
City of East Chicago.

he OF be
O. m o. il the cit
q @ o ali of the
qu the hereof together with
"a
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

Some men are such tEhtwa5s
they don't even lend trouble witha
good security.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

| cot-NrY or AXE NJ = iiN">1f~
q ne an o and and par
g. gu n hcaIl scribe have been ret urneI and reported
n of
O he and Is 90 and delr
n or
u "a d &
city cont roler Of Of East Chicago
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1917-02-03

The man who acts contrary III a
wife's advice and fails DOWN n4.e.
hears the last OF IT.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26

Conn.,, and Russell Nichols Of Bran
ford, Conn, are now In the Verdun
sector with their ambulance after "tak-
ing the cure" at Chantilly.
Won the War Cross.
Marcel Cuny, a French youth of the
Two Hundred and Seventy-ninth regi-
ment who lived In Chantilly before
the war, was also a guest of the Shep-
ards after he had captured a German
machine gun and six German prisoners
single-handed in the fierce fighting
along the Chemin des Danes. Cuny
Is not yet twenty years old and had
just been sent to the front when he
performed the act of gallantry which
won him the War Cross with a star
and palm on the ribbon. Cuny
crawled out in "No-Man's-Land" at
night on reconnaissance duty and
found a shell hole between the two
belts Of barbed-wire entanglements, oc-
cupied by the six Germans who we're
acting as machine gun team. Cuny
was armed only with grenades, and as
he squirmed forward ON his stomach
to the edge Of the crater and raised a
bomb to throw in among the Boches,
they all six raised their hands and
cried, 'Kamerade."
Cuny ordered them to the French
lines and made them carry their ma
chine gun with them. He took the
six steel German helmets Off to Chan
tilly-he was granted nine days leave
for his bravery-and gave them as
souvenirs to the American ambulance
boys recuperating there.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
ENGLISH CHEER BATTLE HYMN
Julia Ward Howe's Classic Received
Enthusiastically In London
Concert.

London.-An American surprise was
sprung on the fashionable audience at
the opening Of the annual series of So
called popular concerts" which for
a generation have been weekly fea-
ture Of the musical season in London.
The sololst Of the afternoon was Miss
Carrie Tubb, perhaps the most popu-
lar of native English prima donnas.
In response to the customary demand
for an encore, she sang with splendid
dramatic effect the famous Battle
Hymn Of the Republic" When the
first notes Of the piano accompaniment
tinkled out there were some smiles
among the audience, who knew the air
principally as used by the Salvation
army to carry a religious song in it's
open-air meetings. But the intense
fervor of the singer swept all before
her, and the song was heard in breath
less silence and hailed with enthusl-
astic applause.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
ROBBED AS SLEUTHS WATCH
Fellow Tenants in CASTOR Means
House In New York City
Lose $1,000.

New York.-Burglary was the last
thing that Leon Lasansky and his fam
lily thought Of when they left their
apartment on the fifth floor of the
house at 1855 Park avenue. And, be-
sides, the house was being watched by
detectives.
CASTOR Means, mentioned in connec-
ton with the affairs Of Mrs. Maude A.
King, who was killed near Concord,
N. c., resided in one of the apart
ments there and detective eyes were
on all entrances.
When the Lasansky family returned,
however, they found the apartment
had been thrown topsy-turvy by bur
glars. Clothing, jewelry and silver
ware valued at $1,000 had been stolen.
Mr.. Lasansky Immediately notified the
police, who in turn told the detectives.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
THE VALUABLE LEAF MOLD
BY w. R. GILBERT.

This term is applied to leaves when
they are 10 thoroughly decayed as to
readily separate into small particles,
Leaf mold Is valuable manure in
many instances, especially on heavy
soils, and one OF the most important
Ingredients for the soil used in the
successful cultivation Of the majority
Of plants.
It may be used freely, particularly
with the tender seedlings and cuttings
OF soft wooded objects, provided 1t be
OF good quality, and free from injuri-
Gus fungoid growths.
The production Of roots in young
plants Of this description Is induced
and accelerated with more certainty
BY planting In this material than by
che use Of any other.
The quality Of leaf mold depends
very materially upon the sort Of leaves
composing 1t and in the manner OF
preparation adopted.
1t is found from experience that the
best leaves are those collected from a
wood or other place where the prin.
.cipal trees are beach and bark, and
where their leaves fall over q large
area every year, and naturally decay
slowly, until those beneath the surface
become changed into light mold.
In many instances such leaf mold
cannot be obtained on account Of the
necessary removal Of the leaves to pre-
serve tidiness but on the other hand
Its importance and additional value
over that artifcially prepared is not
sufficiently recognized in many places
where quantities might be obtained in
the woods.
Leaf mold of good quality may be
used to the extent Of about One-third
in composts for azaleas, greenhouse
rhododendrons, and many tine-rooted
hard-wooded plants Of this description.
It may also with advantage be in.
cOrporated along with peat In the prep.
aration of beds for nearly all plants
Of the heath family which are grown
0ut Of doors.
Further, nothing is better for i'm
proving the flower beds, or for adding
to soil Of any description for placing
around trees, shrubs or plants whose
roots 1t is desired to encourage.
IF leaves have to be gathered into
. heap for leaf mold, place should
be selected where they may be spread
rather thinly, so as to avoid any ex-
cessive heating by fermentation.
The whole should be turned over oc-
casionally so as to expose all parts In
turn to the influence Of the weather
and air.
Where the air cannot reach leaves
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26

that are of somewhat dry, hard tex
ture, their decay is exceedingly slow
unless there are other substances In
termixed to hasten decomposition.
Water may be applied artifcially
for the purpose, but 1t never has the
same effect as rain, and IL a large
heap is made, this latter cannot pene'
trate far into the interior.
Leaves should be collected free from
sticks, If possible, as these are liable
to encourage fungoid growths, which,
finding suitable medium for increas-
ing the leaf mold, will In due course
render it useless for plant cultivation,
The time taken in reducing leaves
to a mold or fine soil depends greatly
on the amount of turning over and 9TH
er attention devoted to the prepare.
ton.
Much may be done In one year, OF
even less, but the quality is usually
better If longer time than this is al.
lowed.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
COMPOSING DEAD LEAVES

Composing is rather hard job and
requires a great deal of time. The
compost heap should be made square,
with perpendicular sides, four or five
feet high and as nearly fiat on top as
possible. The leaves may be composted
with stable manure, hen manure, COW
manure thoroughly mixed, and some
lime will do no harm.
If the heaps are made now the COM
post will be ready for next springs
early use. 1t requires a long time for
leaves to become thoroughly COM
posted.
The compost heap should be made
under shelter, else the rains will wash
away much of the valuable liquid. The
compost heap can receive nearly every
thing-slops from the kitchen, old
vegetables, animal matter (provlded it
Is cut up fine). Great care must be
taken, however, that the vines Of veg
etables which have been diseased
should not get into the heap, as they
will infect the entire compost and do
much harm.
The pile must be forked frequently
and kept damp enough to aid in the
rotting process.
To thoroughly compost eight or ten
tons Of leaves will require many
months, and the matter should be
placed in at least four or five heaps to
facilitate the forking and handling.
These heaps may be made in the
fields where the compost is to be used
later, but 1t should be covered, as be-
fore suggested. Many gardeners build
up structure Of rails or old boards
in order to keep the heap in proper
shape.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
TEN RULES FOR DlSLOYALISTS
German Efficiency" Applied to Pro.
motion Of Traltorous Propaganda
At Least Personal aisk.

Pro-kaiser and anh.war propagan.
dists reveal their lack Of German eff.
cheney" IN the frequency with which
they get themselves pummeled or
''pinched."
In the interest Of more efficiency,
the Independent has condensed the
methods of the most successful practl-
TONERS of disloyalty into ten rules
for carrying on traitorous propaganda
at least personal risk.
Most of all of these rules so accur-
ately describe the arguments which
nearly everybody has heard from one
or more of the traitorous-minded that
they are worth frequent perusal. The
rules are;
l. Assert on every occasion that
wall street" made the war. Never
mind explaining when, how or why.
2. Get in all the sneers you can at
any profession of ideal motives. If
you can find any flaw in our democ-
racy say that I'VE are Just as bad an
autocracy as CT many" Place the
war In as sordid a light as possible.
8. It is dangerous to denounce the
United States directly. But rake his
tory from end to end for mud to throw
at the allies. Especially, twist tho
lions tall.
4. Profess great concern lest send
ing food to Europe will starve Amer
lea. Support every embargo movement
that applies to the allied nations and
none that does not.
5. If the president asks for any ex-
tension Of power rave about dictator
ship" and the overthrow Of the Iiber.
ties for which our fathers, etc."
6. Spread rumors that the allies are
going to betray US or take advantage
of We as soon as we are deeply enough
involved In the war.
7. Accept CONSUMPTION in principle
but hamper It's working In every pos
sibIe way. One good way Is to start
scares about revolutions and Internal
disorder as a pretext for keeping a
large part of the army at home.
8. Demonstrate that the enemy 10
uneonquerable and victory hopeless.
Play the candid friend" and act as
depressant.
8. Be very Jealous TO prevent zen.
tan9llno alliances" and be much con.
cerned about the Monroe doctrine II
we "mix ourselves In European quar-
reIs." A permanent league Of nations
would embarrass your Junker friends
If they remain In power after the war.
Germany can only hope to conquer
other nations II they act seIfishIy and
In isolation.
10. WHEN DRIVEN TO MAKE AN
UNEQUlVocAL STATEMENT PRO-
TEST YOUR LOYALTY AND THEN
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
Cut this out and hand 1t to the next
pacifist or luke-warm friend who triee
to start an argument.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
TEACH TRADES TO WOMEN
Wives Of Soldiers to Be Given Instrue.
ton to Make Them Self
Supporting.

Denver, Colo.-"Thrift House" is the
name given to classes established here
by the local branch Of the National
League for Women's Service. where in
struction may be had by the wives Of
soldiers enlisted in the National army.
In order that the dependents Of depart
ing soldiers may become self-support-
ing lessons in Morse telegraphy, wire
less, typewriting, stenography and gen.
eral office work will commence soon.
An employment bureau, through
which members Of the classes viii be
placed In positions as soon as they
are Nompetent, win be connected with
the vAnture.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
Aued los, Wants to Enlist.

Portland, Ore.-Although he is one
hundred and five years ''young" and
fought in the Indian and Civil wars,
"Uncle" John Dowd of Williamina has
not had enough of excitement and
wants to enlist in the United States
army and go to France to fight the
Germans. He is as earnest in his de-
sire to enlist as any youthful recruit.
Dowd walks two miles daily and often
makes six miles a day on foot.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
ADAM SPRUNG FIRST JOKE
Asked Eve If She Expected an iclss
thyosaurus, When She Objected
to Spider on Rose.

We believe that in the Garden Of
Eden, Adam gave Eve a rose in ex.
change for a kiss. And she shuddered
and said, ugh! There's a spider on
the rose!" and he answered, Well
what do you expect for one stingy lit
tie kiss-aA ichthyosaurus?
We believe that to be the oldest joke
in the world-older than the goat, the
mother-in-law, or any that are sup
posed to be included in the Original
Seven. In varying forms one finds IL
In the Talmud, in Plautus, in Aesop,
In Rabelais, in Joe Miller, in all the
almanacs and comic papers.
When we were boy, 1t was told In
a minstrel show, thus: A man buys q
suit of clothes at a secondhand store.
He comes back and complains that tho
coat is inhabited by unpleasant insects.
And the dealer says, swell, what do
you expect for Swimming birds?"
Vaudeville knows it In this forms
Tenant-"Look here, you'll have to
make some repairs In this house. The
cellar is full of water" Landlord
swell, what do you expect for SIS a
month-champagne2"
And just last week we ran across
our old friend again in weekly comic
paper. This time passenger on d
street car calls down the conductor for
not calling the names of the streets
distinctly. And the conductor replies.
well, what do you expect for $14 q
week--a tenor solo?"
Lastly--a few days ago, we ran d
version of the old thing in this column.
We cut its hair, trimmed its whiskers,
and fitted 1t with a new suit, but we
could not disguise It completely. When
you run across 1t In any of its cos
tunes, send us clipping, viii your
We are making a collection of that
joke.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26
Observation-Disclosures !

after three doctors said ] never would
stand up straight again. / was a MIDI
wife for seven years and / recommended
the Vegetable Compound to every wo-
man to take before birth and after"
wards, and they all got along so nicely
that it surely is 9 godsend to suffering
women. If women wish to write to
me win be delighted to answer them. "
Mrs. JENNIE MOVER, S42 E.North Sts
Lima, Ohio.
Women who suffer from displacoS
ments, weakness, irregularities, ner~
vousness, backache, or bearing-down
pains, need the tonic properties Of the
roots and herbs contained in Lydia u.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1917-10-26

The best antidote to a woman IL
a long dose Of her.