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rail-, 8orrpf. un0 8annenb1oer.
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Slid briHsenoe 3ranr;Hge bel Bro,
6egoaro8, is. uro Iop9Ias SIR.
The evening world., 1917-05-05
EFFICIENCY VS.. ECONOMY.

IT'S efforts TO deal with the present the country faces
adverse conditions develop from disturbing factors
- Economy and Inehaciency
Economy being urged without due regard for the effect
Industry and regular currents Of trade.
always possible economic by stopping the purchase Of
ss necessary But such economy bound to
n sagnaon manufacturing and distress In trade because IL
hAEfsrss with the normal movement Of money.
e money the country increased BY
Money only counter token used TO facilitate the transfer
Hy way flow Of money not be checked-S viii be II
nuainh and needless ideas Of economy have sway.
Even eXavagant expenditure not do harm But tho
~ hand cost the real value Of articles produced and
s does great both the individual rchaer and to the
asllth-creatng capacity Of the nation
unfortunate that haste to make money has bred much in
enoy the United States This inecency and
ght the turning out Of hasy made products the in
or quality Of which affects all processes into which they
For example, sory tried and taxed industry just that
q making paper To form sheets Of necessary that fine
wire netting great length be used This netting made Of
and paper manufacturer about times
formerly increased cost however might pass
for the fact fabric sloveny
half long formerly The present Of the copper netting
therefore represents to the paper maker six times much before
But that all the Of the inferior
Of this wire web not possible the paper-mang
machines full speed with the result that from 10 to 10
their capacity for output lost But for this would be
produce factor reducing tightening
burdens, prrer being article in universal
The tbove is only sample dozen other industries could
produce dozen like it.
The poor workmanship the waste of shoddy material
the inferior products which impair productive power of
every industry that depends them the big profits made
debang standards and ignoring qualya this that badly
needs the attention Of Americans
Get efficiency at work along these lines economy need not
harass
The evening world., 1917-05-05
Colnrirht. 1917. By T'he Preus Publishing 90.
rrhe Now York EteninE World

CoGSriEcht 1917 By The presa rubtlinnE 90.
tThe Now York E1eninE World
GGTrHE railroads appear to be go
ing pretty strongly into the
idea OF employing women"
remarked the head polisher.
"war serves as n smoke mask FOR
a lot OF curious Industrial and bust
ness transactions" replied the laun-
dry man. Here are several rail-
roads, notoriously the poorest pay In
the railroad field In respect to em-
ployees not unionized. suddenly dis
covering that they are going TO run
into a great shortage OF men in the
non-union divisions OF workers and
that the places OF these men will
have 70 be taken by girls and women.
"Od course the fact that the girls
and women win receive considerably
less pay than the men they are to
dlsplace is not mentioned in the an
nouncement The railroads would
have us believe that all their $50 a
month clerks--and thousands OF
those clerks are raising families on
that salary-are going to be di afted
into the war
81 am told by railroad men that
very few OF the underpaid clerks and
employees in other departments not
unionized will be subject to con-
scription,
Most OF them are over age. con-
siderable percentage Of those within
the age limit are disqualified because
OF various physical disabilities. The
law exempts married men from draft
and a surprisingly large percentage
OF the poorest paid collar and cuff
labor In railroad offices IL married.
THE grade OF intelligence required
in railroad clerical work IL not high
II IL were, the pay would be higher
Probably young girls can do the work
more eXpcditiously and neatly than
middle and elderly men who
have spent a considerable portion OF
their lives dodging loan sharks. But
| 1t Is a question how far the railroads
! should be allowed TO 20 in the em'
! ployment OF women who can be Sc
cured at half the wages now paic
] TO men,
"The Government should inquire 4
| this suddenly manifested desire for thu
services OF women in railroad worl
The evening world., 1917-05-05
By Roy L. McCardell

what 1t had been in the old days of
peace, and he never protested when
the pink young man went behind
the bar and put everything In a large
mixing glass except the cash regis
ter The effects, as Mr.. Jarr was to
learn, were to superinduce a walking
Jwoon,
At one end OF the bar Rafferty,. the
builder; Mr.. Delaney, dealer in second
hand building material; Bepler, the
butcher, and Mr. SlavinslSy, the
glazier. were seeing who was next
by casting dice.
Young Mr.. Pilkins suggested he
would show them a new game called
"Whatcha Bet?" II was surprising
tho variety OF throws that could be
made in this game, and all with one
result and that was that the pink
young man won.
Suddenly the pink young man
looked at his wrist watch and mur-
INJURED that he really must go back
and he did. Mr.. Jarr, who had par
taken OF several sangers, remained
stationary.
You got a nerve!" declared Gus,
ito bring feller into this respecta-
BILE place to do parlor tricks NIT
dice!"
II think / remember him." said
Bepler. "He looks just like a feller
what sold me some automobile stock
a year ago"
Mr.. Jarr declared that the young
man was without guile, though very
lucky, but in his heart he had doubts
But his friends we're glum and ugly
and MIR, Jarr returned home, hoping
the pink young man and his hancee
were gone, They were, but Mrs. Jarr
explained,
MI r.lkins has TO get some stock
on to Gladys's mother. He's broker
In industrial securities, and now that
The evening world., 1917-05-05
Popular Superstitions

A n omen OF good luck is for a
~ red-haired man to run in front
OF a car. II is also considered
good luck for a negro TO run and
Jump on a car, For a car to stop in
front Of a church is considered bad
luck.
Very bad luck is foretold by a car
running into or even grazing a hearse.
1t is a sure sign that some one will
be injured before the end OF the trip.
Bad fortune is invited by the mo-
torman who scratches his car during
his first trip. as 1t foretells a violent
accident.
For a wagon to turn from one side
to the other before leaving the track
means bad luck. for when this hap
pens the motorman Will be docked at
the end OF the week
Some other omens OF bad luck, al
though Opinlons diner as to what
form OF misfortune follows. are for a
passenger who wishes 10 stop the car
10 ring the bell three times; for car
to he Obliged 10 stop directly under
an IL" train which Is standing at q
station. and for a fuse to blow out al
the corner OF street.
The evening world., 1917-05-05

loaded an unnecessary direct tax on
them. The Governor admitted after
he had been in Albany long enough
to find hts way around that the t14,-
100000 direct tax taken out OF the
pockets OF the people OF this city was
not n fair tax.
THE people OF this city we're
warned that the direct tax imposed
In the first year OF the Whitman Ad-
ministration would create a surplus
In the State Treasury and that a sur
plus Is the most dangerous sort OF a
toy to put In the hands OF a playful
Legislature. The surplus was created
and was promptly spent.
THE new direct tax which Is TO
cost the city about $4,000, 900 will
build up another surplus. History
shows that no surplus can stand
against the onslaught OF "A Leglsla-
ture. In a short time this surplus
will be wiped out and another direct
The evening world., 1917-05-05
To-Day's Anniversary
TNHIs Is The ninety first birthday Of

THIs Is the ninety first birthday Of
Eugenie, the last Empress OF the
French. To-day this heroic
woman is living in comparative OBJ
scurity and in marked contrast TO the
time when she was the consort OF the
i'll fated Louis Napoleon. This mon
arch chose her for his wife in the win
ter OF 1853, before he had become EN-
peror. The happy days at the French
court continued until the late summer
OF 1870 when war between France and
Germans was declared. II Is said by
some that Eugene was partly re-
sponsible for the failure OF French
arms during that disastrous war for
France. With defeat there arose in
Paris a mob which attacked the palace,
demanding the life OF the Empress
Eugenie escaped by a rear door, as
sisted by Or, Evans. her American
dentist who smuggled her out Of
France and into England
The evening world., 1917-05-05
THE SPORTING LEGION.

The Evening Worlds Sporting Legion which parades to-day
New Workers have chance some of the husest
Americans, Of the stouest hearts, surdest
frames and strongest snews far pledged the nations service
These BOXERS ball players tennis experts ah
lstes and the rest ghtmusced ceanmb clcareyed boys
Uncle Sam could pick out in good many days search
There they O0 of hem ready To serve with the
Naval Reserve the National Guard anywhere else the country
sscv system presently find place them They
fwad with the spirit offer the strength that
6tn them-n their no total.
The Sporting Legion has inspiring name and it has set an
Inspiring example The good wishes all New Workers 20 ont to il
credit to American sportsmanship
The evening world., 1917-05-05

he's going to be one OF the family.
he's going to invest Gladys's mothers
money for her. He said he's going
to see you at your office and lot you
in on the ground ioor."
IF he does, wen have him thrown
on the roof" said Mr.. Jarr.
"oh, suppose because he's nice
and modest you talk like that" re-
piled Mrs. Jarr. And II l say a
word you'N run out 10 that Gus's
placel"
III do I'll be run out of Gus's
place" murmured Mr.. Jarr.
But Mrs. Jarr didn't hear him. She
fiounced away, and Mr.. Jarr envled
the boys in the trenches They have
The evening world., 1917-05-05
Letters From the People

ship were the craft drafted into Fed
eIal service, so you will perceive that
the question Is one eminently worthy
OF serious attention.
The Assistant Secretary OF the
Navy, together with the Mayors
Committee for National Defense,
promises action in the matter and
with the backing OF "A paper like The
Evening World II would nct be long
before some definite answer 70 the
problem could be reached.
The question happens to be a per-
sonal one in my case, owing t1 tho
tact that | am an British subject
with a number OF years service 10
my credit In the merchant marine
OF that country. and, while | am
eligible for service with tho United
states Army you will readily appre-
/ ciate why | am desirous OF Joining
| the navy, c. McE.
You Wili lie Eligible May -.
10 the EDITOR ~ The EyeninE World
( I came 10 this country in the monti
! ~ December, 1855, but neglected I,
! take out my first papers until May IA
1915. Can I apply this coming May 1
for my second papers2 ii. A. w.
The evening world., 1917-05-05
Hits From Sharp Wits

'EpchAnge' gets a lot OF credit for
sfings the country editor Is afraid 10
say on his own responsibility
Paterson Can.
whats become Of the old fashioned
oiEar-store Indian ?-Jl3oston Tran
script.
'IIard blow struck on both sides
Of the river" WhereupOn, the stream
was forced 10 run.-Columbia Is. C.)
State.
With every other news item dealing
with potatoes, onions or beans. the
average newspaper editor feels like q
ster.-Pittsburgh Gazette.
The evening world., 1917-05-05
Would Let Men with First
Jotn the Navy,

Jolm Nhg navy
Ts the Editor Of The ETsninS World
May | be permitted TO ask your
cooperation in a matter Of great
importance in the present crisis, and
which might come up for considera-
ton as matter pertaining 10 the
Sporting LegiOny'
As you are doubtless aware, none
but fully lcgalized citizens OF the
United States are permitted TO join
any OF the naval forces OF this Cuun-
try, but il Is proposed by various
persons in authority TO alter this law
10 such an extent that former citi-
zens OF the Allies may be allowed "a
join one or another OF the naval
forces. provided they are in possession
OF first citizenship papers. The bene-
fits 10 be obtained from such a course
arc obvious, when II Is taken into con,
siderHtion the great number Of for.
eigncrs numbered among the per,
sonnel OF the American merchant
marine. lNou should their services
not be rcuuHcd In the navy, II shout
be remembered that they would no
BE- eligible for service ON a merchan
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crhs Nev Yogh Evening world)
YRS. JARR was in a state OF
MI pleasurabls excitement, when
she met Mr. Jarr at tho door.
I'm glad Jack Silver isn't with
YOU" said Mrs Jarr IL hate those
pesslmistlc and selfish bachelors
Gladys Cackleberry Is here with her
nance, young Mr.. Pilkins such nice,
modest young man"
why modest?" asked Mr.. Jarr.
why not?" retorted his good lady.
I'm glad there is at least ono young
man that has so desirable trait
After supper you can go out for a
walk with him-but mind, don't ask
him TO go in that Gus's place on the
corner. He isn't that sort OF young
man, besides he's very patriotic and
pro o-Ally."
what do l have to take this
modest young man out for an airing
for. where's his nurse7" asked MI
Jarr moodily.
But Mrs. Jarr only nudged him "a
remember to behave In word and
deed. and led him into the front room
where he met a very pink young man
who could have served for a mode
for a collar and cuff advertisement
so innocent OF the world looked he.
After a dinner interrupted by many
caresses rendered by Miss Cackle'
berry TO her blushing fiance, Mr.. Jari
got the sign and led the bridegroom
elect out into the air.
Have a drink2" asked Mr.. Jarr
determined 10 pull the rough STUFF
on Harold at once, now that HarolC
was clear OF the protecting Influences
Sure" said the pink young MAJ
with alacrlty. "Hd like sanger"
Mr., Jarr didn't know what sang
or was. II transpIred that Gus dldn'
either. But Gus's spirit was no
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II is pride OF possession that makes
the keeping Of a secret 40 dinicult.-
Albany journal,
Goodby better babies: remember
you must not suck your pink thumbs
or put your toes In your rosy mouths:
IT'S so NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. CONNER
cial Appeal.
Well, anyway, Sister Susie won't
have to sew shirts for slackers.-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Gardening 10 good for the health
and besides it's fine way to get your
picture In tho paper-Savanna
News.