The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1917-07-28

GREENWOOD, MISS, JULY %, 1917.
More economy in hot air is also needed.
Some people prefer raising money to giving it.
Wonder what the dickens Hoover did to Senator Gore!
Only a sucker would buy a throne to be delivered in
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Yen. aircraft is correct, though the skipper isn't a
craftsman.
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If Cocktails and Denman were kids, Woody might
spank them.
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Hoover overlooked inviting Senator Reed to join his
advisory staff.
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Now they're trying to make the tasty bed time snack
the food scapegoat. |
Wilson is overstocked with advisers, but could doubt
less use more doors.
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Sure, we know what Germany's new chancellor will
do-what Bill tells him.
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Query of ambitious youth: Will flying or fighting bring
me glory the quickest?
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Carranza may be hard up, but he still maintains a
Washington press bureau.
King George has been on the firing line again, but
not on horseback this time.
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No wonder that fellow was attacked by an eagle in
ohio-his name is seibenalor.
Tom Lawson would be winning the war, if he wasn't
so busy defending a tax suit.
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It's a fairly good guess the Senate probe of the draft
census will add to the "cussing."
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It's a good odd-on bet that Senator Reed is the most
"cussed' man in the U. S. A.
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Some folks insist that the census bureau can't explain
any better than it can estimate.
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Though twice elected as a democrat, Senator Gore
is a mighty poor administration man.
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lot of French Canadians seem to be neither French
nor Canadian, but act like Prussians.
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Another war starts July rs, the date for the assem-
bling Of the Irish national convention.
Asking the Lord to help Wilson is all right, Of course
but don't forget that you can help him.
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Well, those who said we needed a war shake-up should
be ~happy-we are certainly getting it.
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Bloody Bill isn't broke yet-hes sent 700 secret agent
to Russia, each instructed to kill Kerensky.
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Maybe the disguised ex~-pickets are the parties VIII
want to raise a womans legion to join Pershing's arm!
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Pity Jerry Simpson is gone-the time is opportun
to break into Congress at the head Of a sockless movemen
Maybe the guys who see politics in war plans onl
Judge BY what they would do, if they had the making
them.
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seventy-one colonies are needed by the U. S. Arm
Immediately. Kentucky will readily honor this part
the draft.
Anyone needing a throne should get wise to t
Kaiser, who may offer to swap one for something mo
useful to him.
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"Gurshoe Bnr' Stone, Of Missouri, has been convert
to wisconsin, an dhis constits will see that it will cost hi
his job to backslide.
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Zeppelins produced such poor results that Germa
has quit making 'em. Possibly, however, the death
Count Zeppelin also figured in the decision.
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az coure Senators should know their own busin.
best, but just the same they can make a greater hit vi
the people BY useful voting than by useless investigator
Maybe the secret agents Of our Department Of j
tice are not as slick as they have been thought to b.
thew saw the l. w.. W. has not been on Germsny's pay r
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Senator Kenyon, Of Iowa, could easily engage in son