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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
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Beoanu Die Sebatte, iuelde bon Wor@
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purt engliihe Slofabe.
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famcu bon Sen Ib9eorbneten Cooper
nno Stuiioro bon 8i5coniiu uno
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Slppb'iden Hcoe geinnd)t puroen.
,Wilrbcu Die enbliiden Wtnen III
Der Nlorbiec uidt nmerifanilfe Seben
pcrniftcn?" fra9te Serr Cooper.
Siooo cn~tgegnetc, baB bis iest Gnge
Iauo >rloh fem nmcrifoniideS Shiif
poer nmerifauiide5 2cben 81 9runoe
geridtet babe.
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bon SQiuoi5 periihcrte i'll elmer Heoe
ebcniuls, baB CT III fciucr WciIe Elm
&nSifiit lei, baB CT aber Der ariegSz
9~teiolutipn %opponiere.
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ENHANCEMENT. pas CT, ipie.e or crtldrte,
ip1tcr an untrr6rciteu benbiihtige unb
haS pcr6ictcu ioa. onB bn3 Seer Der
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beutihs geborenen amerifnnild)cn Siirz
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patriutiId uno lopa< iein piirben ais
bier eeborene.
aittin sesen Bite M%eiolutiuu.
@roBte l~lebcrrai6ung rici Die Nns
=. hiubiglung bernor, Dap Ibg. aithin.
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'0iciolutiou Su ipreden uuo 81 thinner.
&ithiu ertl6rte, Dab er nift iiher
fci, baB Die Gereinigteu Gtaaten in
&cuti6lano's Gage uidt glei6 &C.
bauoclt b0tten.
9aS Sraulein BON @suntana.
No6bem SrduIein 9lantin lid bcim
eriten NamenSaufrufe uidt melbete.
erbob lie lid bel Der 8ieoerboluus nit
eiuem Seuf6er lnlo ertlGrteS
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bod fir etncu arieg fam iA nitt
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rohmaIs gu iragen, o6 lie nesatio
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Gle @esner.
Wca ben 50 @e9uern Der MeicINs
tinn mGrcu 80 9iepnbIituuer, i6 Sc
m~utratcu. eiuer Go5inliit unp elmer
&rpbibitioniIt. Soiiir itimlnten 1913
Iemctraten, 1T SeprbIitaner, 5ipei
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
Werben ais 5einhe betradtet unS
bebgnbelf.


sd proilanAcre hermit ferner,
oaB Ieitens Der Ger. Staatet ale
Sentid)cn 8eihsdngcbDriseu pom Ia
Sabrcn alfpdrts, Die in Den Der.
Staateu lppbnen. als ieinolide Inter
tbaueu betradtet nnD behanoeIt
psrbeit.
.Aae oeutid)eu Heidlsangeborigen
in Den Ger. Staateu iinb sebalten,
nidtS 5u unternehmeu, oas od3u ans
getban lit, Den Sriebeu III Den Der.
Sraaten 81 itoren; lie iiuo gebalten
it'd icbes Ierbredens nno .iebeu Ser
ltoBes gegeu bas 2anoesgeieB 81 cnt>
balten unb uitts \ ST. unternebmen,
mas als ffuoielise 3anbluns geoeu>
ret lperoen tann.
.Solanee Solte beutihe Heid}sans
sebprise uiht5 unternebmen. ipas NIT
benz 8eiee Der @ercinisten Staaten in
@ioeripru6 itebt. babeu lie ~feinerlei
8elditigung 5u befiirdten uno piiYen
unseitort ibren 8eihdfti9un9en nafls
eeben; ausgenomnleu cS banbelt lid
nm MaSnnbmen. bic 81 ibrem ei9es
men Stuee criproerlih iino. Ile
Siireer Der @et. Stautcn iperoen
~oIeih3eitig eriudt. itreng nab Den
Seieecr> Der Iereinisteu Staaten 81
leben. ltnb beu bciltifen Heihsanses
borisen nit Srcuuplihteit 5u be-
9eanen.
Cine @arnung.
MGeutifc aei6sanseb1rise, bic iif
uidt inuerbalb Der Sdranten Der
@eiesc Scr Ser. Staaten balten.
babeu Sic Straieu' 5u 9elpdrtigeu. Die
bon uuicreu @eIeeen pcrseieben ipers
beh. Sic leeen lid Der 8efabr Der
SeitbaItung ppcr Der 2nuccsperz
peiiung nuS.
SEES Weitcrcu crlnIie ih 8rnft
mcines Nn,tes iolgeuhc uGberc Ser
%iiisun9eu:
Gin ieinSlid)er llntertban bari 5u
teiner 3ciN Seuerlpafien. ober aricsss
ipoffen irgenbipeld)er Irt. nod Sbeile
elmer ioItcn 8aiie, nod Munitton.
nod @rploiipltofie. nod Iaterialien
IN Seiie baben, Die fin, Snbritation
bon Wunition ODER grplpiipitoife
@ertpenbung finSen.
Gin feinblihcr Ausldnber ioI ni6t
3u ir9enb elmer Belt pber on irsenb
elmer SteQe irgenb ein 2%uiifabr5eue
ober einen SuntenteIesrapb : Ipparat
oSer cine Signal> @orridtuns irsenb
elmer Nrt pher elm 6biffriersS pltem
irsenb elmer art ober jr9enb Gin
Yapier, Spfument ober BUD, baS in
Gbiiiren eei6rieben ober sebrudt lit
ober III Dem iid uniiAtbare Shriit
%bcfinben mag. III ieinem Belts baben.
.Sas Giseutbum zines bcutihen
llnt~erne9mers. Der Rf elmer Sutpioers
banplun8 ihuleis madt, iii gu fons
iis5ieren,
Gin icinhlider llutertban bari iif
niht bis ilber cine babe Weile cinem
Sort. ciuem Gricual. elmer SIieseritaz
tion. einem 9unbesidiii. elmer Wunis
tiouss ober ir9cub ciner onberen
militdrii6eu Gnlagc %'uobern.
Gin eeuti6cr Staatsanscbptieer
bari ii6 peSer idriitlit nod I'M
Grid zines @nerifiS cber elmer Srobs
uus seecu bic 8eeicruus poer Scn
8ppareB. pber SbeiIe bsrielben
idulria MAIDEN. rn6 Die Eplitit Ser
Ger. Staatcu iritiiiereu oSer Sus
g~isenibum irgeno elmer Yerion int
Militdrs. Nottcns pber @ipiloienife
Der Der. Staateu, Staaien ooer Serris
torien ecrielbcu oeer ees SiltrittS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
&rte9 nit Scmtidblanr.

SRI senat purSe Die aness. 8eiulutipu nit 50 scscn 6 NIB int @anie nit
1913 sescn 80 ansenOmmen.. - Die gerbanbiuusen int Reprdien=
tantcnbnue. - Gearine= Heierpen amS Diarinc. Willis weroen mpbi-
liiert. Il reberaG nerocn ariessporheretnnsen setroicn. - Deter.
reid triht bic SipIomati6en Icrbinbunsen al,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12

Stpdbpl III Sic .Suacna
&pbeter" meloet Sab @rai @,rnitprii.
Der ebcmali9e gotihniter fir Die Ser.
Stnaten, 5um gotihoiter tiir SGipss
ben ernannt ppreen lit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
@roBe S6ladt
III bet lnft.

Sci elmer srueen 9uitidlaht on Der
8eitfrout BADEN bic aQiicrten bier
mnbpicr5is 5lussease e%ingebift. =
Die Sample bel ct. Gnentin unb
Rbeims, = geriuiifuns im Iurb-
Sranfreih. - HnIien erleioeu Nic.
berlase. - Huiieu NIB griten per
einisen ih in Maeippptamien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
Sic &riegs Nrpflamatipm.

&ad benz unterSeihnen Der sriess. Reiunhun crGes sraHbcnt Silium cine
sress TrOflamatiun, bnrd welhe Der arieas5uhamO nit seuti4lamp
ufn5ieQ angefhnhist mro mb in ueIher bic @erbattnmssmasrcscl
sern bic rei6shentihem garser ber5nlanbe fehselcst mcrbcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
2l,meriea m,aebt iieb feblae.
bsrcit.

@oi6iAStJn, 3. G.--se,re.
tar Sauiels pronete ioiort uadoem
Die Griegss @eioIution uont Yrdiieens
TEN unterseidynet iuorocn lpar. Die
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12

Sortiesuns auf ser 10. Seite.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
gae Sunfeniatiuncn beidIasuabmt,

8aibinstan. ;. 6. -,@raiis
bent @iliou autboriiierte am 7. Npril
Die 9eibla9nubmc afler Sunfenitatio<
men in ben Ser. Staateu mo oes
ba3u sebpriscn ~gi9entbums, iotpie bic
Operation iolfer. Die fir Marinez
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
Gle 0esner.

Wna ben 50 @eBnern Der MeiolN
tinn wGrcu 80 9iepubIituuer, 16 Sc
nlotrateu. eiuer Go6inliit unp eiue.
&rpbibitioniit. Snfiir itinunten 19E
Iemotraten, 1T GeprbIitaner. 5ipe
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12
Rube lit in KfiegS3eit des Burgers critic Pfid1

oouitdnoise @o6iliiierun9 Der Rarine
an.
Sas ariegSsS epartement bat ale
inter Den se~gentpdrtiseu gerbdltniiieu
mogIidcn Gorbereituneeu bereits elm
g%eleitet.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1917-04-12

Sd prptlanAcre hermit ferrer,
baB ieitens Der Ser. Staatet ale
beutid)cn Heihsnngeboriseu BON Ia
Sabrcn alifpGrts, Die in Den Der.
Staateu pobneu. als feinolihe Inter
tbauen betrahtet unb bebanoeIt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
ICE COLD BATH? THAT'S ALL
BOSH

When your particular suffraget
shakes you by the shoulder or lets off
a shotgun or beats on a tin pan or
something and tells you it is time to
get up and take your mornings cold
plunge, refer her to Professor Corsan
of Iowa, and turn over ana go to sleep.
Professor Corsan is a gentleman, d
scholar and a benefactor. After care
full study of the effects of the cold
plunge in the morning he has come to
the unaltera BILE conclusion that tits all
bosh." 1t doesn't mean anything. IT
Is as useless as the green sweater
which the society woman knits for the
admiral somewhere in the Atlantic
"Cut 1T out" he says.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
CREDIT FOR WHAT IS GIVEN

N CORRESPONDENT, referring to editorial in
|A\ which suggested that the federal government
Ll "deduct from the taxation basis the amounts posi-
lively shown to have been contributed to aid America lick
Germany enters criticism and devotes himself to oppo
stion to credit for liberty bond purchases
We said Contributions" Bond purchases not
contributions" They represent an investment and a
good Our point is that those who give who really
make sacrifices to help win the should be given nan
cial credit for it.
Otherwise they are compelled to carry upon their
backs heavy burden of tghtwad slackers
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

SERVICE Ia CABARET.
He was an explorer,
And he had just returned
From a North Pole bunting trip,
And he had lived on fried dog har-
ness and sperm whale blubber and
stewed buffalo robe for many months
He was an intelligent man, but very
hungry.
He had been up north long time.
He saw very large restaurant ad-
vertising a cabaret.
He thought he would go in and try
cabaret
He thought it was something to eat
He thought if he liked the first one
he would try another.
He went in and sat down and read
off fine program of eats to the
waiter.
Then they served him Russian
dance, direct from the imperial court,
now defunct.
Then they served him a negro delin-
cation.
Then they served him an Hawaiian
number, with seaweed dressing.
Then they served him a couple of
grand opera selections.
Then they served him a cakewalk.
The hour was growing late and his
food hadn't come and he was growing
weaker every minute.
He beckoned to the head waiter and
asked about his food.
Food? My world" exclaimed the
head waiter, Mortified. you didn't
| expect that. did you?"
Certainly" gasped the explorer
my dear sir" said the head waiter
food is the only thing we do not serve
with the meals"
They carried the limp form to an
ambulance.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
WHATCHAMA
COLUMN
p f PS

FAR be 1t from this staid and digni-
fled column to indulge IN levity with
relation to serious situations, and we
desire it to be understood that we are
filled with solemnity when we aid =.
vance the suggestion. with relation to
the machine gun controversy down at
Washington, that it has the appearance
of being case of he who Crozier's
last crows best.
WOMEN run elevators" Always
giving us lift, the dears.
AMONG the things that cannot be
depended on is a fountain pen, says
a churlish critic.
WHY didn't he go on and include the
kaisers promises?
AND raise in salary?
AND n congressional proheo
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

The success of the recent auction
sale Of furs in st. Louis, where the
sales for five day stotaled $s.353,429.
makes that city more than ever cent?
dent that 1t has become the capital of
the worlds fur trade. st. Louis owed
much of her early development to the
trade in furs.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

Cactus peel Is being used by Louis
lana cane growers in the manufacture
of new candy. The peel Of the spine
less cactus is dipped In hot molasses
and coated with sugar. making a rich
confection
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

Not far from Lake Victoria Nyanza
there is to be found a large block of
almost chemically pure sesquicarbon-
ate of soda covering fifty square
miles, which is so valuable that 1t Will
probably come in for some considera-
ton in the adjustment of the war.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
MORE CAMOuEIAGE

Man taking handful of cloves before
re- entering the theater and joining his
wife.
Old mans darling. who has been left
100000 wearing an invisible mourn
ing veil.
Wearing overcoat tightly buttoned
around neck to cover up necktie picked
out by wife.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

Green uniforms have replaced white
ones among British hospital surgeons.
and British hospitals are also being
fitted In green. instead Of white, be-
cause this color is easier on the eyes
of patients.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

The United States has paid Canary
island growers during 1917 for onion
seeds alone $4,000, the largest
amount both in money and crop ever
passing between the two places for
one kind of seed.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

The estimated age OF mature big
trees In California ranges from 500 to
$500 years. though some may be sew
eral thousand years old. The next old
est at maturity are the redwoods, but
several pines range from 400 to 500.
The oldest big tree is thought to be
about 1000 years from a seed.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

A section of land became detached
from the shore at Dexter, Me-, during
recent severe storms and has become
a floating island in Lake Wassoac-
keag. The land bears many trees.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

One Of the largest and finest ranches
in Nebraska is "173s Ranch" near
Kearney. 1t came by its name In an
odd way. The ranch is exactly 173a
miles from San Francisco and from
Boston. Mass. being In the center of
the continent, east and west.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
HEAVE HO, MY LADS!

There is nothing new under the sun
The whale gave up Jonah because he
heard there was law against hoard.
ing food. CAP.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

American manufacturers have built
e-handled plows for use In Latin
America. Tests have proved the worth
and popularity of these implements.
Farmers in these countries can not
be induced to use a pillow having two
handles,
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

Charles N. Kaler. of Salem. Mass.
raised a squash which weighs 1o2
pounds. It's stem to- stem girth is ~
inches and around the middle 1t meas
ures 62k inches.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
wOWl

three husbands has started on a long
trip about the country. Probably she
is looking for safe and sane Fourth.
BOB.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
TO A FRIEND.

And in addition to all other things
we have done. France should remem-
Der that we gave her Jack johnson
even before there was thought "
war. N. c.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

ing out indigo at the rate Of ton a
day, and will be in position to con-
tinue to manufacture 1t after the war,
In the face of German competition.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24

Florida contains about 100000
acres of land waiting to be reclaimed
by proper d,ainagc. Contracts for
draining almost the entire Everglade
region have been made
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-12-24
SERVICE A Ia CABARET.

ND a congressional probe?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12
An Unexpected
 Christmas Present

N NE Christmas day some years o ago Almas temple of the Shrin-
 CTS of Washington gave it's annual dinner to the poor. It was well-planned affair. generously contrib uted to, and turned out a big success. But the most notable thing about 1t was not on the program and made the hit of the occasion. Whenever mem bers of the temple think of the celebra- tion they chuckle over their unexpected Christmas gift.
 While the Shriners were feeding their guests there came to their hall 150 loaves of bread. The huge six foot Santa Claus was busy cracking jokes as he waddled about and took down the gifts from the Christmas tree In the middle of one of his sto- ries there entered another big, fat Santa Claus. carrying colossal bas- ket full of bread, and Lehind him were three or four negroes, also carrying baskets of bread. One of the Shriner committeeman at once inferred that
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12

there is no end of good things for ht,a coffee percolators. bread coasters. ci- gar lighters, etc.
 If he has n car you may charm him with one of the new-fangled pneumatic or other cushions which are now sold to re-enforce the upholstery of the car. A lap robe or a vulcanizer or vacuum bottle or even new horn may be Just the thing for him.
 Very likely he has a telephone. If so get little mahogany card index file and have some one (preferably you) look up the telephone numbers of the people In his address book and write them on the cards.
 A fountain pen for his desk would prove convenience and delight.
 Should you care to pay $10 you can surprise and please a man who has little bit of accounting to do at home by giving him pocket adding machine. For about the same price you can buy him a real, fool proof, portable shower bath.
 Metal wastebaskets are appreciated ny I1eH DcCuuSc d ilSAtCo NiSoA VI NAS" rette dropped into them is not likely to bring the fire department.
 frame for eabinet-sized proto- graph will not be amiss if you are sure he wants your picture In 1t.
 But don't send him q necktie, nor scarfpin, nor matchbox or he'll ney- CT forgive you; also restrain yourself n II lx., IrI knife, pocketbook (unless you are old and richer and can put something into it) or box of cigars just as good as the kind he smokes.-New York American.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12

some one had sent a gift of bread to be distributed and signed receipt for the 150 loaves. In few minutes they were handed around to the heads of families, and an additional smile of Christmas joy went around everywhere with them.
 When the festivities were nearly over and the crowd had begun to disperse man came running in and asked the committeeman: "Did you get 150 loaves of breadT
 "We did" was the reply.
 "What did you do with it?"
 "Gave it away"
 "Well, that was an order for the Carroll institute. It came here by mistake. But it Is all right. We are glad you gave it away, and if you need more let us know" And the man went away, evidently fully satisfied with the incident.-New York Times.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12
ssass,s.es < < s.essssse<e2sE z < < z < A Christmas Fav0rite ss5ssa a . ss . ss 5 a . ss . ssss s 3 sssa 5

HHE toys are SO ne1O fdngIed, Ditf their little crdpks ana
 springs They make felloto toonder ho1o bcl can run the things: You mustn't ttoist 'em thGt pdy an you mustn't jar or shake For fear youU jolt their innards er C driVtn' l0hecl a1iH break But the jun,pin' jack! He toiI torig0le his knees An' he'll hump his back just as gay as you please; An he don't aoind up on' he don't run doDn, An' bis pants {, red an' his coat is broson;; He climbs the stick 1Dith tohdck-ty. s0hdcki Hoordh tor the brave old jumpin' jack i! He isn't quite 30 stylish, dn' he onIy cosfs dime,
 busy all the time A-bob bin' an a-noddin' Dttb caper an' hop A-bo1oin you thdnk-ye tohen you jump him to the top. Ho, the junapsn' jack! He .oiH Uggle and prdnce, An he'll bend h4s back like he's doi,s' dance; With his arms 'aoay up an his legs 'tcdy dolUn, An his pointed grin like c circus CloUn, He slams around ,Dith tohacE-ty- Whack- Hoorah for the fine old jumpin' jack reckon Pm old fashioned aohen 1t comes to Christmas toys, But acas there any finer thing aohen you an me a0as boys.' Reae aember him a-grinnin from your stocEin' that-a-a0dy, All ready to DO jamptn' up dn' dotcn all Christmas dayi Ho, the jumpin jocki He aUould aoob- ble his knees An he'd hump his back eoith aston tshin' ease; He 10ould jump 'aoay up an Uould sit 't0ay doton, An he ticEled us tohen he came to totUn He Wds best ot all in old Santds pack Hoordh for tho good old jumpin' jack!
 Chicago Post.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12
Overcomina a Difficulty.

Reference at q social affair was made to the ingenuity of school chil dren in getting around difficult ques, tions when Representative Frank Les. ter Greene, of Vermont, recalled fit ting anecdote.
 One afternoon the teacher of pub lie school was instructing a juvenile class in geography, and after others had answered various questions, she turned to a small boy named Jimmy
 "James," said she, describe to me the route you would take if you were going to Bermuda"
 Yes, ma'am," returned Jimmy, lit tie doubtfully. T would go to New York ard then-and then"
 "YeG, Jimmy" interposed the teach CT. What would you do then?'
 '9fy, I would get on a steamer" answered. Jimmy, with a happy inspi- ration, "and leave the rest to the cap tain."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12
Christmas the Same as Ever.

Christmas time! That man must be misanthrope indeed in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused-in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened-by the recurrence of Christmas There are people who will tell you that Christmas Is not to them what 1t used to be- Never heed such dismal remi- niscences. Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfor- tunes, of which all men have some. Our life on 1t, but your Christ mas shall be merry and your new year a happy one.-Charles. Dickens.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-12-12
A GREAT DISCOVERY
 (By J. H. Watson, M. D.

Swollen hands, ankles, feet are due to dropsical condition, often caused by dissrdered kidneys. Naturally when the kidneys are deranged the blood is filled with poisonous waste matter which set ties in the feet ankles and wrist: or un- der the eyes in bag-like formations.
 As a remedy for those easily recognized symptoms of inflammation caused by uric acid-as scalding urine, backache and fre- quent urination, as well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, lumbago sciatica, gout, it is simply wonderful how quickly An-u-ric acts; the pains and stiffness rapidly disappear, for Anuric, (double strength), is many times more potent than lithia and often eliminates uric acid as hot water melts sugar. All druggists.
 Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for the liver and bowels have been favorably known for nearly 50 years.
 Anuric is a recent scientific discovery by Dr. Pierce, Chief of Staff at the In- valids' Hotel and Surgical Inst, in Buff falo, N. Y. Send 10c there for trial pkg. of Anuric. Large package 60c.