The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1917-05-29
PLAY WRITTEN BY JUNIOR
STUDENTS OF p. n. S
Continued from Page IL


average of seventy-five before you can
kick around with me.
ROUGH-Same here.
EVERYSTUDENT-Well, how am
] going TO get this average?
TOUGH-You will have to get on
tie good side of Industry. He is d
good fellow TO know anyway. How
about il. Rough?
ROUGH-Sure thing. What do you
think. Everybody?
EVERYBODY-Eve approves
O. Industry. But, hush, he comes.
Enter Industry
EVERYSTUDENT Throwing up
his hands in amazement) We gods,
and is this the much beloved Indus
try. | am afraid | shall have to seek
elsewhere for my companions.
EVERYBODY-(sa dly.) All, Every
student. | believe you are inclined to
spurn good companions. You should
heed the advice of Everybody.
EVERY TUDENT-Everybody does
not always know But who are these
fairy damsels I see approaching?
v onder if one of them is knowledge?
lNDUSTRY-Huh, knowledge never
associated with such as that.
Enter Frivolity, Flirt and Giggles.)
EVERYSTUDENT-Aha, and these
are fit companions for me.
FLTRT-Yes. Everystudent we shall
fladly be your companions.
EVERYSTUDENT-And upon what
conditions?
GIGGLES-We shall be friends to
any good fellow without conditions.
Wed even be friends TO Everybody
were he willing
EVERYSTUDENT-Say, do you girls
k1ow this guy. Industry? The old
OIL Wonder in the corner with
spectacles on nose and pouch on side
A veritable Solomon.
FRIVOLGTY-What. that grind
e6ges of pleasure.
Enter Mr. White)
MR.. WHITE-You are certainly
making enough noise There What
Go you think that is. a kindergarten?
Where is Sloth? Late, as usual,
suess.
ENERGSTUDENT- course he is.
how could you exepct him TO be on
time? For goodness sake, please
show us how to get these originals"
have worked half an hour on them
aid can't get them yet
MR.. WHITEHEAD, Everystudent, if
you would just spend one half as much
time on Geometry as you do on the
DcOl-room and picture show. YOU might
know something. Why don't you take
Industry as a companion? I am sure
Everybody thinks that is good advice
EVERYBODY-Ay. good advice. in
deed. But good advice is like medi-
cine. easy to give but hard to take.
Enter Sloth.)
MR.. WHITE-Good morning, Sloth
better late than never" You may
he i'm time for some OF your classes.
BELL rings for changing classes.
Exit Mr.. WhiteD Enter Miss Butler.
MISS BUTLER-Well, we are all
here. Everystudent you may tell us
al about the lesson.
EVERYSTUDENT- (aside) Great
guns. ] am in for il now Really Miss
Butler, ! attended the basket bail
game last night, and ] was so excited
before it and so sleepy afterwards that
just couldn't study
MISS BUTLER-Of course, if that
is the case, Rough and Tough know
nothing either, for | am sure they were
with you. Ambition and Industry,
presume are the only ones who know
their lessons, so we shall have the
same one again tomorrow. You would
do well. Everystudent, TO cultivate
their acquaintance
EEERYSTUDENT- Oh. Ambition
and I are pals, although am not fond
OF Industry
MISS BUTLER-Well you ought to
be fond of him. Otherwise how do
You expect TO find knowledge? Flirt
you and Sloth annoy me. Everytima
J look at you, you the smiling at each
other and never know your lessons. !
Bell ringsD Enter Mr.. Proctor.) !
Mn GhON lOIN- INeINSluuGnl YOU !
may coniugate the verb love in Ger
man.
EVERYSTUDENT| don't believe !
] know anything about il.
Mr.. PROCTOR-My soul. such igno- |
-ance is appalling. l thought every
y Dung man knew that word They !
Usually know il thoroughly
; EVERYSTUDENT-D you?
MR.. PROCTOR-That will do, we
want no bright remarks in here.
Enter Mr.. Hendricks.)
Mr.. HENDRICKS just came in to /
emphasize the fact that we don't
want any high school boys mistreat-
ing the smaller boys. Everything
that is done here is blamed on the
high school boys, is seems. | also
want TO emphasize that no one will be |
allowed to go in the gymnasium with
out my permission
NJ md