The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1917-03-15

!; and several thousand other kline
of sure cures. Result? Well, IN
TOE has entirely "disal
, peared, and the corn's there ye
Moral-Don't fool with tn
corn" doctor the toe,
The most hazardous undertaE
in known to contemporaneou
science is ''pokin' your nose
into some other folks business
Don t do it. It's dangerous and
well, don't.
! Peaceful Valley is all that thu
name implies. 1t is Il place o
''peace and plenty" (of trouble
too if anyone wants it. We don
want war but if fanny wan
thinks we ain "riddy" just le
him listen to Doe Patterson
whistlin the ''wearin of the
Green" ;pd Sunny Jim warblin
''Bonnic Dundee. - Oh, tbs a
Bonnie Birl' we'll be givin' the
Mex and Kaiser Bill s pets, to
say nothing Of the Mikadoos
little brown imps once they dare
to invade our bailiwick. We are
in active trainin' and down to
fightin weight: Raus NIT you -
will be the slogan.
We folks of peaceful Valley"
take people at their own rating
until they prove the contrary and
then unless they can show an
'alibi" and take the ''oath of al
legiance" there ain t much chance
or hope for 'em. We are strong
for preparedness and take no
chances
"At midnight in his guarded
tent the ''Turk'' lay dreaming Of
the hour when Greece her knee in
bent, should trcmble at
his power" You know the rest
how some one (slept at the
switch) how the camp was sur
ohised and Marco Buzzaries"
ell bleeding at every vein. We of
Peaceful Valley don't worry,
lot none at all. Congress- and
; Wilson, may sit ''supinely,'
nut we believe where so "much
mokc is" some one must have
struck match" and we are
cady. Bring on the "kraut eat
rs. the Lotus caters and the
Chill Bean" fiends. Also send
he ambulance wagon and several
undcrtakcrs.'' We mean bust
css. For further particulars see
apt. j. A. Patterson tchief of
.Outs.
The man who never made a
mistake" is not yet born" and
is daddy is dead. So of course
IIc' won't happen along. New
+ thought of that, did you?.
The two most dcspicablc pests
n earth. for which there seems no
lcuse nor appropriate remedy
short of murder) is the gossip 7
~ You know him, (or usually
,r) and the II told you SO" pest.
hen either of these approach me {
feel like takin' an AK and d
jim some relief work for human
VS. sake and only the divine in |
melton "thou shalt not kill" F
events me.
Try and live each day as though d
was to be your last (and it may {
j also make each day an "hon-
t day"--do to others as You /
ould that they should do you. If s.
cy act foolish and go ''crooked"
at s not your fault. Keep your +
IN account square and when
ur time comes to go you can $,
Xix right up to God Almighty, r
ok him square in the face and
y. Lord, I'vc come and | ain D
raid, not none a-tall, because
We done my best with the "tal- 81
ts'' you gave me and now I've Fl
me Home"
In few more weeks we will be ii
attn" bacon and greens.-Holy M
lckercl-think Of it, mustard IL
Gems, spinach and dandy lion"
Gems. Go way, trouble, go way B
elk and sot down. You and l
)" strangers. Listen, ca
At porter house and pork chops n,
} my ''stummick" fairly
cams. III be. your friend for 81
, if you will feed me mustard NJ
,cns." l see them in my wax
, hours, I "smell" them in my W
cams. NV daily PRAYER is. give