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Evening journal., 1917-01-23
Wilson Line
FLORIDA TOUR"

Personally Conducted
TO
Savannah. jacksonville and st, Augustins
leaving Baltimore Friday. February 10.
eCS Including Necessary Expenses. GEE
SOO Itinerary on Request. ~Oo
Excursion tickets 70 all Florida Points.
Merchants a Miners Trans. Co.
W. P TURNER. G. P. A. Baltic. Nd
Finest ooastwise Trips in the World. .
Evening journal., 1917-01-23
SANITARY WORKERS.

tFefasHefsfsHasF
nj X. KELTER--sANIrAHY oD0R.
Nl- LESS EXCAVATIN0.
once. 8. W Cor. Fourth and West ats
d. a A. Phone. 5iis oct21-if
Evening journal., 1917-01-23
MnMI

Kick and you kick alone. unless
you're aiming 'em at a mule.
Evening journal., 1917-01-23

Where do they get that young
.Thaw" stun?
Forty-six years young.
Evening journal., 1917-01-23
AMT NATURE
WONDERFUL
UNSOLVED MYsTFRIFS.


Where do they get that young
.Thaw" stun?
Forty-six years young.
DID YOU KNOW
Raising an umbrella indoors Is con-
sidered very bad luck, especially II
the owner IL looking.
Faint heart ne'er won fair lady un-
less Il was in an old millionaire
Kick and you kick alone, unless
you're aiming 'em at a mule.
WOW!
Iris Speaker undergoes an opera
tion to have a small piece OF soft bone
removed from his nose. iris Is the
first ballplayer we've ever heard that
possessed such an article above his
shoulders.
Hear you are, sir! Buy some flow
ers for your sweetheart
Nothing doing; haven't got a
sweetheart"
"Well, buy some for your wifel"
Wrong againi Not married."
well, then, buy some for yourself
to celebrate your luck"
Let's Go Boysl
Evening journal., 1917-01-23
DID YOU KNOW

Raising an umbrella indoors Is con-
idered very bad luck, especially II
he owner is looking.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31
ECONOMIC JEALOUSY.

Race riol> n Chester. Penn $50
wanna. confirm the thcoy, lhat thc
Negro cannot be- employed Mmv
side whlA lahor whatever thc
geography may inlcatc q dncs
not necessarily follow that ratini
prejudice drives people of lhe
North 60 bloody rcprisal il is
more likely that organized labor
refuses TO be placed in competition
with a lower scale of wages made
positive rs immigration la Toe
long run, We hrlic,r that tho
Negro wlil'iind The cotton field
more conducive 90 happiness and
health than the factor, on miuc
and we aye not az All certain that
his friend Of the North viii accept
him on the basis OF equality n
has been comparatively easy for
the ciiisen of PENNSYLVANIA To
create an ideuIislie frame 81 mind
independent Of condition ia his
midst.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31

suspicion IS justified u IS ~
more likely that the germs repre-.
sent nothing more than the routine
cnrclcssucs. nl irresponsible man
When hheicriologisis
81 kansa. civ declare that they
arc doubtful whether there are
enough hacilli present io cnuse
death. fhcy are amusing u IS n0
irick AZ all for healihy American
bacillus Go raise family oi set
cral thousand children 800 twcuft
four hours
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31
JAPAN Is sMooTH

nonnlirmed nryss reports IHII
cate that .lapan IS preparing o
send nn cxpmliiionnr, force m
Russia. for the purpose ol hlnruua
the Tenionw drive ihrUueh Ca
leia. ltiscgrn claimed thHf lup
ancse troops have been mohfuu
n Manehuria fur several mp.i0
awaiting lhc word ud tfu.
Grail, known That enorm. a
plies OF munition. hatr hr.u uU
wnrded a. Rnssin from mau D..
tories created n I.rau 600
beginning of th, Wnr
Ti..
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31
INNOCENCE PROVED.

GoVernor Ferguson hehcNes ihai
hc is Innocent beeause ColVmti iil
what hr Ferguson is charged
with ln other words. % tolqulii
committed murder and Ferguson
committed murder aitcr 'o'auii
committed mrlcr u-tom sanf
iious muritr Md Ferguson %
mn0 0m beeau,r CoiW.'t ri ih'
example
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31
GERMS AND pLAsTERs.

Tetanus germs have been dis
covered IN court plaster. Their
distribution IS blamed ON German
sympathlzer>, II may be tina, the
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31

i1N niN luH fhr Nat uiiHr
~. snnnnu,-l lLmln.n ~ j -l..-AL
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-07-31

Boo ujr3 arc many lalica md N ..
foI vctr-ohoose you mi
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Ma Katzeniammer, Der Captain, Der
Professor and all the other comical cut
ups from the funny pages placed upon
the stage in uproarously hilarious stu.
ations.
Heretofore, all the cartoon musical
comedies placed on the stage were pro-
duced with only a few of the charac
ters from the cartoons, but in the
"Katzenjammer Kids" all the charac-
tiers from the funny pictures appear.
These characters are surrounded by a
big beauty chorus and with the catchy
songs, novel dancing and swinging mu-
sic. The result is an evenings real en-
tertainment.
Gazzola, Cats and Clifford, the pro-
ducers Of the "katzenjammer Kids"
boast Of the beauty of the chorus of
their big show. These pretty girls are
handsomely gowned in varied colored
creations and in the picturesque stage
settings that the producers have pro-
vided the result is enhancing.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
THAT R LAMENEss

If you are lame every morning, and
suffer urinary ills, there must be a
cause, Often it's weak kidneys. To
strengthen the weakened kidneys and
avert more serious troubles, use Doan's
Kidney Pills. You can rely on Pierre
mans testimony.
9, Hartwell, 3S5 Pawnee ST., Pierre,
says: 1T must have been eight years
ago that was having backache. When
| bent over l would have a catch over
my kidneys and could hardly straighten
up My back a especially sore and
lame in the morning. One box of
Doan's Kidney Pills, which I bought
at Straight's Drug Store gave me com
plete relief. Nothing has ever given
me so much benefit as Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Price 6oc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney reTnedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Hartwell's had. Foster-Mil-
burnCo.. Mfgrs., Buffa N. Y.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
The Interstate Commerce comm,s-

The Interstate Commerce Commas
sion reported on December 5, shat the
railroads must be united into one
system, either under their own man
Agement and operation or under that
Of the Government. TO make pos
sible the first alternative, the Com.
mission suggests that Congress re-
peal provisions of the antitrust law
And of the interstate commerce law,
WhichestRnd In the way. ltCongress
= unwilling to do this, the only other
course open is that the President take
over the railroads under the author.
2tty already granted him by the act of
August 80, 1916. Even If the rail-
roads should be allowed to unite un-
der private operation, the Commits
sion adyises, 1t will be necessary for
the Government to help them finan-
cially; and this will be the case re-
Sardless Of whether the requested Is
per cent. increase in rates shall be
granted. A minority report was
made BY Commissioner McChord,
who dissents from the suggestion that
the roads be allowed to run the com.
bined system under their own cod
troll. He declared that the railroads
have failed TO rise to war emergency
md that Government operation is the
only solution.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
q" = -|
KATZENJAMMER KIDS COMING

It's coming, kids!
The original happy. snappy cartoon
made from the "Katzenjammer Kids
cartoons that have delighted millions
who have watched the funny antics of
Hans and Fritz and the other charac
tiers of the famous illustrations in the
comic pages Of the leading newspapers,
will be the attraction at the Grand OPP
era house for Christmas Day. matinee
Midnight.
There has never been a cartoon mus
.ical comedy exactly like .Katzenjam.
mel Kid Here is a musical comedy
that is 9 riot Of pretty girls. gay laugh
ter and catchy music presented IN mas
siye stage pictures and with costume
and electrical effects that outshine an
iything Of its kind ever attempted.
" IL atzenjammer Kids is the worlds
greatest fun show with Hans and
FIits = the GENITAL hgaresapd with
EMNa ZE ~ 1890.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER
entered It the Post Oficc atPierre. South d.
kota. as mail matter of the second class.
REVENUE COLLECTOR COMING

James Coffey of Aberdeen, collector
Of internal revenue for the district OF
North and South Dakota announces
that an income tax officer will arrive N
Pierre, and may be found by all per-
sons of this vicinity who seek informa
tion in regard to making out their gov
eminent Individual and corporation IN
come tax returns. in the court house
February A, during business hours ev'
cry day until February IA. The sole
purpose of the government, in sending
this man, is to be helpful to all persons
who are required to make a return OF
their income. He will welcome the OPP
portunity to give you all the informa-
tion at his disposal, and to actually
help to make the return without any
expense to you.
The war revenue law passed by the
congress October 5, 1917, required ev.
cry married person living with wife or
husband to pay a tax to the govern"
ment on that portion of that persons
net income that exceeds So, 900, and ev-
cry unmarried person, not the head Of
. family to pay a tax.on that portion of
that PERSONS net income that exceeds
81, 900; SO that if you are married and
your income is 81, 900 or more you must
make q return and if you are not mar
ried, and your income is $1,000 or more
you must make a return for the year
1917. You have 60 days from the close
Of the year 1917 within which to make
this return, which means that you must
have the return in the hands of the col
lector by March /, 1918.
The government is under no obliga.
tion to send anyone to help you make
this return. Neither is the government
under any obligation to call upon you
personally and advise you about this
law. The government, however, real
ICES that a great many thousands of
people. especially farmers, who vii! be
subject to this law, may not be advis-
ed at this time that there is any such
law. For that reason everything pos
sible is being done to help the taxpayer
comply with the law in order That ii
may be put into effect with the least
possible Inconvenience to the people.
The penalty for failure to make
this return 81 required by law Is q
fne ranging from 800 to $1,000 or u
jail sentence, or both. The income
tax officer will be provided with a
supply Of blanks upon which to make
returns.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
USE LEGS TO DRIVE HORSES
cavaIrymen Must Keep Hands Free
to Fight With-Each Mar
a Regular Armory.

A cavalryman must learn to drive
by the pressure of his legs SO both
his hands will be free to fight with,
for a cayalryman is a regular armory
all to himself. He carries a pistol,
a rifle and a saber, and he must be
able to use them freely without being
thrown from his horse.
There's something very romantic
about the cavalry, something very
thrilling about the thunder of hun
dreds OF horses loofs, something that
makes ones heart leap with joy-or
terror, or a mixture of both. For my
self, If l were "the enemy" | believe
I'd much rather face a machine gun
than & cavalry charge, writes Mary
Woodson Shippey in the Southern
Woman's Magazine. But, somehow,
the cavalry has not proven practicable
in the present war, and as France and
England can furnish about all that
might be needed, most of our cavalry
are to be made into artillery, because
of the great need of artillery.
In fact, all the new cavalry regi-
ments are to be trained as artillery
men, while the old ones are being
trained as fnfantrymen, although they
will all keep their designation as cav
alrymen. This gives them a double
dose of trainine-for they must be
able to drill equally well afoot or on
~horseback-as well as q double lot
to learn. But they all insist, to Il man,
that they're not infantrymen-or
"doughboys' and "leather-necks," as
they d%erisively call them-but "dIs-
mounted cavalry" And SO be it, since
they are so terribly proud of their
branch of the service and so loyal
to it.
There were fully as many, or more.
| of these "dismounted c~ayalrymen" up
on the hills going through regular in
astridc horses-hundreds of them,
| olive-drab units marching, marching
everywhere among the wheeling, cir
cling horses, making n dizzy just
watching. And standing about on
lone prominencls were various Off
GERS, silent, alert, their horses like
Statues--if statues could switch an
grily at fies-their keen eyes watch
ing very critically this army of these
| United States GROW, picking out the
mistakes and flaws in under-otticers
and men.
1t gave one s. strange, comforted
feeling-a strt sc impression Of a
determination to see to it that all
these hundreds of boys were perfect
in all the tricks of the trade, sc they
could take care of themselves. And
how young the most of them seemed!
Slim, sIuooth-cheeked boys, their faces
just growing up to the square manli-
ness of their trim shoulders, for the
cavalry takes younger boys than any
/ other branch of the service.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
COAL REGULATIONS

In view of the fact that the supply
of Anthracite nut coal upon the docks
is extremely low; you are hereby or
dered to sell Anthracite nut coal only
to domestic consumers for use in Mag
azinc Feed Stoves, nut size anthracite
coal must not be sold for use in fur
naces, coal stoves or for any other pur-
poses.
1t is further ordered that the nut
size Anthracite coal shall be sold only
in lots of 1000 pounds to consumers
who have less than twenty days supply
on hand. Yours very truly,
Z. B. Roberts, Jr., Chr.
II. G. Quackenbush,
III, P. Williams.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Congressman Royal c johnson. Of
this district, has enlisted in the army
as a private. Here is what he is quot
ed as saving: "When | sat in my seat
in the house and voted TO send a mil
lion young men to war in France under
the draft, / could not bear to put upon
them what ] would not undergo myself.
Who am | to say that they should go to
war and / should stay at home? sent
them to the service Of their country
and | ought to be willing to send my
self. So | am going to enlist as a
private
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Sixteen British ships Of o than
1s6o0stons and one under that tonnage
we're. sunk sby mine or submarine DUR
Ing the week. The average for the
slast two weeks il slightlysnnder that
Of July and August. A much greater
decrease is expected by the end Of
the year. Twenty-Five airplanes at
tempted TO raid London on the 9th.
6ix socceeded In passing the defense
md Tying over the city. Ten per-
sons were killed and thirtysone in
jured. I've planes were captured.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
Foresight.

Sim taking lessons from q man who
teaches people how to remember"
"Is he pretty good?"
II guess so, but he doesn't seem to
have much confidence in his methods"
"How is thatY'
81 notice he makes his students pay
him in advance, so there will be no
chance for them to forget to do it af.
ter they finish"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Three Massachusetts cities, Haver
hill, Fitchbarg and Fail River, which
a year ago went dry, reversed their
position at the election on December 5.
No city that has been wet went dry
this year.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Thrift stamps is the new way devils
ed by the government to give all peo-
pie a chance to help the government in
time of need. You can buy a thrift
stamp for % cents or a war savings
stamp of $5 90 can be purchased. Help
the government when il. calls on you.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

prosperous look
ing man?"
"The husband
and business man
ager of an avia-
trix."
"He seems to
enjoy life"
"And does so.
He's the only
married man ]
ever met who en-
couraged his wife
to be a high fly
err"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

In England the draft age is to be
50 and lowered to IS. The same sys
TEN may be invoked here if the var
lasts several years longer. But if
Germany fails to make a successful
drive by next spring, and she will fail,
then she vii. sue for peace, most likely.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Men of the national army will not
be given Christmas %fuTloughs unless
they live within trolley distance of
cantonments, which will be a great
disappointment to many who hoped
to eat Christmas dinner at home.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

What has become of the boy who
used to get up before daylight, milk
six cows and curry three horses, cut
the wood and help all day Saturday
in return for his board and a chance
to go to school?
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Fire Marshal Bulletin: Has your
town a guard at night? Better see to
it before it is too late. There is an OLD
saying about docking the door after
the horse has been stolen"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Charles Evans Hughes called on
President Wilson at the White house
d few days ago. Big men forget poi.
itics when the country is az war with
a foreign power. Some OF the small
calibre fellows lind it Impossible,
however, to eschew politics.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

We sometimes sympathize with 3
poor, misguided fellow who has been
fed on bad advice until he has alb
sorbed even the ear marks of his ad
visor. What ought to be done with
such fellows is to fumigate them
Winner Journal
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

In extending to you the compli-
ments of the season, we thank you
for your past and future patronage,
and may the blessings of the ensuing
year be with yon all.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
Works Both MAYS.

"Do you consider it a good idea for
a bank to send every depositor a state
ment once q month";"
"Well some might be glad to see
1t. Others might not like to be re-
minded so constantly of how little
money they have"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

Seven of the largest packing con-
Germs in Chicago have decided to give
war saving stamps aud certificates as
Christmas bonuses.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

The governments request that every
man fatten a hog does not refer to the
mar whose chief thought is to fatten
himself.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20

If this sugar-saving campaign
brings back home. made sorghum
some of the old boys will take a day
off to "help skim the pan"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
SWEARING Off,

III guess I'm a little too keen with
my Npartee."
"Um.'
$50 I'm going to quit saying cutting
things"
"That's right. BE a reparteetotaler."
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
Something Learned Every Day.

He-poor Brown! He has lost all
his money in a wildcat mining com
pany.
She-Mercy! / didn't know you had
to mine for wild cats.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
An Easy Life.

"Who is ii
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1917-12-20
OVERRIDING 1t.

The Son-Well, M
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
oTOMHCH H;|nents
he Nations Curse

There is no ailment causing more
woe and misery than Stomach Trou-
BILE. Often Gall Stones, Cancer and
Ulcers Of the Stomach and Intestines,
Constipation. Acute Indigestion, Auto
Intoxication, Yellow Jaundice, Appen-
dicitis and other serious and fatal
ailments result from it. Thousands
OF Stomach Sufferers owe their COM
plete recovery to Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy. It is unlike any other rem
edy. II sweeps the poisonous bile
and catarrhal accretions from the
system. Soothes and allays Chronic
Inflammation. Many declare it has
saved their lives, and prevented seri-
GUS surgical operations. Try one dose
today. Watch it's marvellous results.
Contains no alcohol-no habit-form-
ing drugs. Book on Stomach ALL
Inents FREE. Address Geo. H. Mayr.
Mfg. Chemist, Chicago. Better yet
obtain a bottle of .Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy from Lenhart Drug Co. or
any reliable druggist. who will re-
fund your money if it fails.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
+ 5: ): :: {: :, /: :: :. s: : : 4 =
= DRINK HOT TEA =
I: FOR A BAD COLD :.
= $: I: :: :: :: :: :. :: :. :: = :. :: :: =

Get small package Of Hamburg
Breast Tea, or as the German folks
call it, Hamburg Brust Thee" at any
pharmacy. Take a tablespoonful of
the tea, put cup Of boiling water up
on it. pour through sieve and drink
a. teacup full at any time during the
day or before retiring. 1t is the most
effective way to break a cold and
cure grip, as it opens the pores of the
skin. relieving congestion. Also loos-
ensS the bowels, thus driving cold
fromthe system.
Try it the next time you suffer from
cold or the grip 1t is inexpensive
and entirely vegetable. therefore safe
and harmless.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
RUB BACKACHE AND
LUMBAGO RIGHT OUT
Rub Pain and Stiffness Away with
a small Bottle of Old Honest
ST.. Jacoh's Oil

When your back is sore and lame
or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism
has you stiffened up, don't suffer!
Get rs cent bottle of old, honest
"St. Jacobs Oil" at any drug store,
pour a little in your hand and rub it
right into the pain or ache, and by
the time you count fifty, the soreness
and lameness is gone.
Don't stay crippled! This soothing,
penetrating oil needs to be used only
once. 1t takes the ache and pain
right out of your back and ends the
misery. 1t is magical, yet absolutely
harmless and doesn't burn the skin.
Nothing else stops lumbago, sciati-
ca and lame back misery so promptly!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
"SMOKY' JONES TO
PLAY FOR WERNER
Especial to The Tribuna)

Halliday, N. D., March 14-All
North Dakota knows Smoky Jones.
Smoky" will perhaps pc on the slab
for the fast Werner baseball team for
this season. The announcement was
made at meeting of the fans held
this week. Guy Freere will be the
business manager, and e. S. SVEN
son, secretary and treasurer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
THREE-YEAR- STEER
BRINGS $||5 At PLAZA
When Dressed Weighed S43
Pounds-Ranum Makes Pur-
chase From H. J. Frink
Especial to The Tribunel

Plaza, n. D., March IA three
year-old steer sold for Sis here this
week. The animal was owned by Fl.
J. Frink and the buyer was J. r. Ran
nm, manager of the Farmers Cooper
atire company. Another steer from
the rFrink herd sold for $95 the same
day. The steers when dressed weigh
ed S4S: and TO pounds, respectively.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-03-14
SNOW GANG REACHES NOME.
Crew Fighting SnewdritS Said to Be
Within Five Miles OF LitcE.
-a| vile. y. ID.
Especial to The Tribune)

Litchville, n. d., March l4-Another
rotary from Brainerd was put to
work on this branch this week Nome
was reached at $50 o'clock yester-
day. The crew is now about five miles
from here. Two engine crews are at
work supplemented by water and a
supply train. The crust of ice is dy-
namited ahead of the rotary and the
progress is very slow Commencing
this week the Northern Pacific started
to run its passenger train on the Cas-
selton branch as far west as ii can
60 and then it returns