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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
He Blamed the Car.

Now and again an automobilist will
throw discretion and dust to the
winds and hit the closely watched
highway for II speed of 80 miles or
more. This Is strictly prohibited, of
course. and is reflection upon the
law-abiding qualities of the speeder
But In the case of a man In the New
York traffic court the same speed was
accomplished without discredlt TO the
court, and inasmuch as he himself was
utterly innocent, he was let off with
fine Of $75. at amt me, yer honor "
he explained, "but it's the blame car
l got. It's one of those thatIl either
go eight miles or eighty. 1t won't do
nothing in the middle. 1t amt no me-
dunn speed. A Teller don't like 70
go along eight, and they won't let yer
go along at so. What's a guy to do
when he's got funny car like that?''
So then the court told him what n
guy, for the nonce, was expected
to do.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
You're Flirting with Death!
Stop Kidney-IIIs Now
Thousands Die Yearly From Ravages
of Kidney Troubles for which
Dodd's Pills Give Quick Relief.

Take heed! Never disregard natures
warnings Of that great destroyer-Kid-
ney Trouble. You know the signs
backache, shooting pains through the
loins, stiffness in stopping or lifting,
spots before the eyes, dizziness. rheu-
matte pains. swollen joints, bed-wet-
ting, nightly arising.
At the first sign of Kidney derange-
ments, get in your preventive work
with DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. Take
no chances. stop thinking "I'll be all
right in day or two" That's the road
to dreaded B,ight's disease.
Every druggist has DODD'S KIDNEY
PILLS. Remember-the name with the
three DIS. You don't have to take box
after box, and walt weeks for results.
The first box is guaranteed to help
you. If 1t doesn't, your druggist will
gladly refund your money.
But. to get results, you must refuse
substitutes and accept no remedy of
similar name. DODD'S do the work.
and ats DODD'S you want
To-day, get DODD'S PILLS and start
on the road to Kidney-health. Your
drug store has the genuine-your
druggist guarantees them. ADV.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
Makes Up for Lost Time.

WdKe6 Up TOT LOST Tine.
1t takes kitten nine days to get Its
eyes open, but then 1t has nine lives
to live to make up for 1t.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
OCEAN SAILORS FEAR SUBS
Many Deep-Water Tars Went to Great
Lakes, They Assert, to
Escape Divers.

Ocean snilors went to the Great
Lakes this year in greater numbers
than ever before. The majority of the
applicants sought able seamen's pa
pers for work on inland waters. Some
were negroes, some white and some
yellow. Most Of them gave as their
reason for leaving the ocean their fear
of submarines.
When John O1ala, native of Fin
land. applied for papers, the examiner
asked Ojala the usual questions, and
then a few personal ones. Ojula said
that he had sailed the seas for 10
years, but being twice on vessels sunk
by submarines was enough for him,
He said that he was going back to the
ocean at the close of the lake naviga-
ton season.
On November 20, 1915, Ojala was
sailing on the Mediterranean sea, about
80 miles from Malta, aboard the Eng
lish ship Malinche, bound from
Saloniki to Philadelphia. A U-boat
stopped the Malinche and two German
officers, after chasing Off the crew,
placed bombs in the boat.
Ojhla shipped again aboard the Nor,
wegian sailing ship Falls of Alton,
which was sunk about 20 miles off the
coast of England. Seven shots from q
deck gun on the sub sent the Falls
Of Alton to the bottom.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
American 0eef Sugar Of
Vital Aid in
food Problem
6yRobert A.Moulto>,

That sugar, so 1t Is stated.
will be found very satisfactory
for home use for many pur-
poses, as, for instance, in the
baking Of pies, puddings, dark
colored cake, etc. The beet
strip otherwise is said to be
good for buckwheat cakes and
the like, and the making of
some candies, and 1t would
probably lend itself admirably
to the putting up of certain
fruits.
1t Is said that sugar beets
can be grown in any locality
which has a soil capable of
producing good crops of vege-
tables. Anyone having small
piece of fertile, tillable ground
and the usual garden imple-
ments Is equipped to grow the
beets necessary for the pro-
duction of n home supply of
strip.
OF course the beets raised In
=
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08

The teacher was trying to impress
upon her class the necessity of regu-
lating the sinful human heart. and to
drive her point home she produced her
watch.
"Now, girls" she said, you all see
this watch"--an assertion so obviously
true that there was no danger of con-
tradictlon. "Now," she continued,
lust suppose for moment that it did
not keep correct time, that found it
was willing to 90 any way but the
right way, what should do with lt?"
There was the usual pause which
pupils indulge in because 1t tlatters the
teacher by making her suppose her
problem is n very deep one and that
her wisdom Is therefore profound
Then bright little girl held up her
hand.
please, miss" she said, you would
sell 1t to friend!"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08

To keep clean and healthy take Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
Supplyinu the Names.

$50 you have twins at your house"
said Mrs. Nabor to little JACKIE
"Yessum," he said soberly, two Of
them"
"What are they going to call them,
my dear?"
"Well, don't know for sure, but
think their names is Thunder and
Lightnin', cause that's the names papa
called them when the doctor came In
and fold him about them."-New Puck.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
important to Mothers
Murder Will Out,

A French woman with sense Of
humor once told this story.
She was walking up flight Of
stairs in one of those Paris apartment
houses with mirror ut the head of
each landing.
AS she glanced up, painting she
thought she saw a woman descending.
She said to herself: "Well If / We're
that fat old woman should know bet
way" q
When she reached the head Of the
stairs she confronted herself.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08

some soils will be richer in
sugar man when grown In others, but
all sugar beets If properly handled are
capable of yielding sirup. A few rows
Of sugar beets will generally suffice
for an ample supply of strip for home
use. That Is to say, bushel of beets
Will produce anywhere from three to
five quarts of strip.
Sholld the amateur farmer raise,
more beets than he needs for sirup
making the rest of them Gun be served
upon the table. When partly grown
the entire plant may be used as greens,
and Rhen mature the roots can be
cooked and served just like garden
beets. They are tender but richer in
sugar than the familiar beet. Sugar
beets, depending upon where planted.
matul-e in from four to six months.
Undoubtedly the raising Of sugar
beets by the people at large In this
fashion would go long way toward
increasing enormously the volume Of
native sugar or its equivalent, rich
sirup. But apart from this, the sugar
beet may be confidently counted upon
to do an immense service In fertliizing
the soil and thus adding greatly to
the abundance Of succeeding crops of
other vegetables. This is because Of
the characteristic manner In which the
roots of sugar Deets, bore their way
deep into the ground.
When sugar beet culture was intro
duced into Europe, the farmers were
practicing what Is known as the three
crop system of rotation, three success
sive cereal crops, followed by one year
of following, the following In order to
rest the soil and to enable them TO pull
out the dense growth Of weeds by
hand. Its is stated that in Germany,
approximately one-third of the total
area of level land was regarded as be.
Ing too poor to pay for cultivation and
the average yield of cereal crops on the
better lands was but twelve bushels
per acre.
They were blowing but three to -four
inches deep, using fertilizers sparing
ly. and the fertility of the thin layer
Of loose surface soil was all but ex
hausted. The grain roots were unable
to penetrate the hard soil underneath
and could they have done so 1t would
have been Of no avail, for containing
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
Hiuh Cost of pyeIno

do you know my hairdresser has
increased her rates for golden hair?"
"The wretch To the high cost OF
living she has now added the high cost
Of dyeing."
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
Great Opportunity.

Here is one war correspondent who
is totally lacking in sense of humor."
why do you think so?"
"He has written column about the
tanks and there isn't a laugh in it,"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08

Madras in 1916 exported $440.9O5
worth of sRndalwood.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1917-11-08
Pretty Mean.

"Aggravatlng, | call It."
"Eh?"
ITO run for the elevator and then
have 'em wait for man who walked"
The border vidette., 1917-04-21
OF INCORPORATION

KNow ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS. That of of Nosssss NNoses
 and Donnie Stinson of Phoenix, Arizona, whose sociated onrselves together for the purpose of forming eorPorstion under and pursuant to purpose do hereby adopt articles of incorpora- ARTICLE f. The name ot this corporation shall De THE MORALES LUMBER AND FUEL
 ARTICLE D The principal place of business of this corpora.ion within the State of Arizona County, State of Arizona. with such other places either within or without said Sta te of ton may at any annual meeting thereof deter mine. at which place or places meetings of dir"ctors nay be held and any and all business
 ARTICLE 3 The general nature of the busi- ness proposed to be transacted is to manufact- ure, buy, sell. distribute, import. export, dis Pf inmber bndng snpnesS nnns nn M o
 naiis builders hardware. cement, lime. hair, @sod fuel of nature; also to purchase, own, hold. acquire; personal property and to improve the same; also to purchase, own, hold acquire sell. and cucumber bnildings of every kind and honses and dwellings and to own, hold. ao- uuire, buy, sell, convey, deal Tn, operate and the the stock st of any other o9rporat,on, either do mestic or foreign. and to invent devise. pnr
 enteh rights. patents. shop rights, licenses. privileges. patterns and materials in any wise this corporation To own. transfer. cancel and reissoe shares of stock in it's company and by it's proper officers to borrow and loan money for the purpose of fostering adyanc- ing the interests of the business of thIs
 poration. To mortgage its property, both renl and personal, and to acquire real and personal property generally and JO perform any and all actR and things necessary to be done for the proper transaction and operation of the busi- of thls corporation To operate and duct any and all such other business within without the state of Arizona which may become necessary to the main ObjecGs and pnr- poses of ttis corporation to the same extent and effect he same any portion tberenf might or couId be done tranaactad by Il natu ral parson. And to do evorY and all such other things not inconsistent with law in any part of the world the Board of Directors may deem to the advantage of this corporation.
The border vidette., 1917-04-21

ARTICLE I. The authorized amount of cap- Tnonssnd Dollars @ tsi5 oooooi r' divided into into fifteen hundred [15Ool shares of the par value of as the Bsrd # Dfecos sSSn may by direct. said capit~l stock shall be paid into and transfer to it of real or personal property, contracts. services. 'ir other valuable thing poration. in payment for which shares of the saetaa sned s st1G & or 5.s ssns ay be % M thereupon and thereby become and be fully absence of actual fraud in the transaction, the judgment of the directors as to the value of property purchased shall be conclusive.
 ARTICLE ,. The time of the commencement of this corporatlon shall be the date of the Incorporation in the office of the CorporatIon Gommsssion 9t Arizona. and the terminatlon after. with the privilege of renewal as provided
 ARTiCLE 6. The afta,re of this corporation shall be conducted by a Board of Directors and such officers as the directors may elect or ap- point and the following named shall consti- tute the Board of Directors until their suc- ] Msrchman. @ Elizebeth ' T. MarcSmsn Mare % and bon D. nie Stinson. Thereafter the Board of Direct ers at the annua 1ne meetne eo be held on the hrst Monday in May of each year. of the corporate affairs are A. B. Marchman, president and general manager; Elizabeth T. Marchman. Recretary-treasUrer.
 ARTICTE :. The Board of Directors shall he of the t M ancies occurring in the Board from any cause
  vesting eaid committes with such powers as they may determine.
 ARTICLE s. The hiGhest amount of indebt- edness or liability. direct contingent, to which thIs corporation shall be su bject at any one time shall be Ten Thoueand and no~-10O Dollars SIG. GOO 00
 ARTICLE 9. The private property of the holders and officers of this corporation shall be forever exempt from all corporate debts of any k1nd whatsoever
 ARTICLE 10. G: s. CunnnRhan1, who has been resident of the State of Arizona for more than three years last past, is hereby pointed resident and statutory agent of said corporation. Dpon whom all notices and pur- poses. including service of summons, may be served
 ARTICLE H. The names, residences and post office addresses of the corporators
 A. B. Mar oh man, Nogales. Arizona; Nogales, Arizona.
 Elizsbeth T. Marchman. Nogales Arizona; Nogales, Arizona
 Donnie Stinson. Phoenix, Arizona; a2s l.. Willetta Street, Phoenix, Arizona.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF we have hereunto set our hands and seals this 8th day of March, A. D.. 1917.
 Seal A. B. NARCHMAN
 Seal. ELIZABErH T. MARCHMAN
 Seal. DONNIE STINSON
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, IT. $. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona, March 19, 1917.
 NOTICE is hereby given that Thomas Ed ward Heady, of Du- quesne, Arizona. who, on April ], 1914, made Homestead Entry No. O2473O. for NW4, NE4 SW1 NW4, NE4 NE4 SW4, NJ NW4 SE4. NWf NH SE}, S SE4 SWi, section ,, and E3 NW4. ~SE4 NW4, Section 8, Township 24 S., Range F East, G. and s: R. Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make final three year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before w. A. O'Connor, U. S. Commission CT, at Nogales, Ariz., on the 14th day of May, 1917.
 Claimant names as witnesses: ::
 Victor J. Wager, Alden J. Milliken, Thomas F. Thompson, Raymond R. Earhart, allNof No gales, Arizona.
 J. l.. IRWIN, 3 24 St. Register.
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LOCAL ITEMS.

Professor Madden, principal of the Nogales Public Schools, President of the State Teachers Institute, has returned from Tucson where he attended the institute.
 Theron Richardson, cashier of The First National Bank of No gales, after ten days vacation spent with Dave Loeb, the haberdasher, at Douglas. Tue son, Clifton, and other Arizona towns, returned home yesterday.
 This week mere than thirty carloads of tomatoes from Los Moches and other points in the south country, were crossed at this port, for shipment to the United States, according to James B. Mix, U. S. inspector in charge.
 In the contests at Tucson dur ing University Week." Miss Jewell Smith, daughter of MT. and Mrs. W. H. Smith, won first prize in chemestry, and Miss Mary Mobley, daughter of Rev. and Mrs. B. H. Mobley, won first place in algebra. The young ladies are students at the No gales High School.
 Wednesday in Superior Court, Judge O'Connor dismissed the case against Rafael Nicolas, who was arrested on charge of smuggling a pistol and few cartridges into Mexico. Attorney Noon appeared for the defend ant; Byron S. Mock of the department of justice, represent ed the United States.
 A number of Santa Cruz coun- ty cattlemen. members of the Southern Arizona Cattle Grow CTS Association, went to Tucson yesterday to attend the annual convention, being held today. The officers are: President, J. c. Kinney; Vice President, J. M. Ronstadt; Secretary, Jack Nc Vey; Assistant Secretary, L.. Roca.
 At the meeting of The Ariz- ona State Council of Defense held in Phoenix last Wednesday,, the following citizens of NOgales were appointed on committees: Public Defense and Securities, Captain l.. W. Mix; Relief, Rev. Golden of the Episcopal Church; :; Public Revenue and Finance, Bracey Curtis; Mines and Manu- facturies, E. Titcomb.
 The secretary of the Arizona State Fair at Phoenix has sent J. c. Mackay, the we'll known Camille farmer, a blue ribbon for the best exhibit of onions at the last State fair. In sending MT. Mackay the award, the secre tary also enclosed a very compli- mentary letter in which he stated that the onions were the best he had ever seen. n.-PatagOnian.
The border vidette., 1917-04-21

w. C. Bowman, accompanied daughters, TiI!ie, Edna and GeorgIa, returned last Sunday from Douglas, where they at tended the Shriners meeting. Mr. Bowman is an enthusiastic Shriner. Reports having had glorious time
The border vidette., 1917-04-21
TO DIsARM: ALIEN .ENEMiEs.

Sheriff Earhart has received from the department Of justice, official notice. that under pro clamation of,the nPresident. it is unlawful for alien enemies to have instheir possession the fol lowing articles:
 Any tirearm, weapon, or inn plement of war, or component part thereof, ammunition, smaxim or other silencer, bomb, or eX- plosive, or material used in the manufacture of $ seXploSives; any aircraft or wireless apparatus, or any form of signaling device. or any form of cipher code, or any paper. document, or book written or printed in cipher or in which there may be invisible writing.
 Your cooperation in enforcing this proclamation is earnestly desired; and you are requested, if possible, to post notices or otherwise notify all alien ene- mics within your locality to bring to police headquarters and sur render any and all articles which it is unlawful to have in their possession. A detailed receipt should be given for all articles so surrendered, and at the close of the war such articles should be returned.
 Any alien enemy who fails to surrender such articles within twenty four hours after public notice given by you, will be sub ject to summary arrest if such articles shall be found in his possession; and the articles will be seized and forfeited to the use of the United States.
 Respectfully,
 T. w. GREGORY,
 Attorney General.
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STATE OF ARIZONA. I
 County of Santa Cruz, o'

STATE OF ARIZONA. County of Santa Cruz, o' Before me. Arthur IT. DeRiemer, 3 Notary Pa blic in and for the said County ap0 State, this day personally appeared N. D. Pome- roy. and l. R. Purdum. known to be the persons who subscribed to the foregoinl, in- strumpnt. and acknowledged to that they executed the sazns for the purposes and con sideratlon therein expressed. Given under my and and seal of office this Both day of March. A h., 1917.
 ARTHUR H. DERIENFR.
 Notsry Public. My commission Xpires July 1O 1918. Not. rf.,
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STATE OF ARIZONA.I

County of Santa Cruz. sS
 I hereby certify that the within instrument filed and recorded st the request of F. J.. Duffy, April 10, A. D, 1917, at D. m., book Art. of Inc, pages POS.
 Witness my hand and official seal the day and year aforesaid.
 Seal. ARGUS REDDOCH. 4-146t County Recorder.
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STATE OF ARIZONA.

STATE OF ARILONA,l . County of Santa Cruz '' Before me, Robt E. Lee. a Notary Public in and for the state and county aforesaid. on this day personally appeared A. B. Marchman. known to me to be the person whose name is su bscrI bed to tEe foregoing instrument and acknowledged to mo that he executed the same for the purpose and consideration therein ex- pressed.
 Glven under my hand and seal of office this Sth day of March. 4. D 1917.
 Seal ROBT. E. LEE.
 Notary Public. My commission axnircs Dec. 31 1913.
The border vidette., 1917-04-21

Filed in the office of the Arizona Corporation at 1O:oO a. m., at request of Duffy & Purdum, whose post office address is Noeales, Arizona. Arlzona Corporation Commission,
 By F. A. JONES, Chairman.
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My commission expires Det
STATE OF ARIZONA.l
 County of Cochisa. ae'

STATE OF ARIZONA.
 County of Cochis". e' Before r1e. Lyman II Hays. Notary Public in nd fer the state and county aforesaid, on this day personally appeared Elizabeth T. Marchmsn, known 10 to he the person whose namo is subscribed to the foregoing in strument and ackno wledSsd to that she .uted the same for the purpose and con- sideration therein expressed. Given under my hand and seal of office this 1cth day of March. A. D.. 1917.
 Seal. LYMAN H. H MS,
 Notary Public. My commission ezrires March 6. 1a2n
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STATE OF ARIZONA. L.. County of Santa Cruz. e1

STATE OF ARIZONA, County of Santa Cruz. Before me, J. P. Cumming, Notary Public in and for tho said County and State, this day personally appeared A D: Page. to me known to be the person who subscribed to the foregoing instrument, and acknowledged to me that he executed the same for the purposes and consideration therein expressed. Given under my hand and seal of office this 4th day of April, 4. D.. 1917.
 J. P. CUMMING,
 Notary Public. My commission expires Feb 19. 1920.
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ARTICLE VIII

Tho private property of the stockhold of the cor DO ration shall be forevar exempt from the corporats debts of any character whatso-  IN WITNESS WHEREOF. we have berennto set our h. nds and seals this 3Oth day of March, A. D.. 1917.
 A. D. PAGE Seal.
 N D. POMEROY Seal
 E. R. PURDUM Seal.
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My commission expires !
STATE OF ARIZONA,
 County of MaricOpa, es'

Before me. G. S. Cunningham. a Notary Pub lie in and for the state and county aforesaid. this day personally appeared Donnie Stin- son, known to me to be the person whose name is subscribed to the foregoing instrument and acknowledged to me that she executed the same for the purpose an consideration therein expressed
 Given under my hand and seal of office this l2th day of March, A. D 1917.
 Seal. G. s. CUNNINGHAM.
 Notary Public My commission expires January II, 1918.
The border vidette., 1917-04-21
STATE OF ARIZONA, : C,nnntN nf Santa Ernx

I hereby certify that the within instrument filed and recorded ut the req nest of A. B. NIarch man. March II, A D 19l1. at I:o5 D. book l Art of Inc, pages 19S ct sea- Witness my hand and official seal the day and year aforeSaId.
 Seal. ARGUS REDDOCF. 3-l7-6t. County Recorder.
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ARTICLES or INCORPORATION
 or The International Commission Company

KNow ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That we. A D. Page, N. b. Pomeroy and E. R. Pur- dunn. whose residences and postoffice addresses are Nos;ales. santa Crnz county, Arizona, do hereby associate ourselves together ana form B corporation under the laws of the State of Ari- zona, and adopt the following Articles of h. corporation:
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ARTICLE l

The name of this corporation shall be ''The International c ,mmission Company" and its principa place of business shall ba in Nogales santa Cruz County. Arizona. Offices may be established business transacted, and meetings of the stockholders and directors held such other places within ou5s1de the State of ri
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My commission expires Feb. 19. 1920. (Notorial Seal.)
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Ny commission expires July ID. 1918. (NotOriai Seal.)
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Professor Madden, principal of the Nogales Public Schools, President of the State Teachers Institute, has returned from
 Tucson where he attended the institute