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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27
[By authority.]
AN ORDINANCE
To Provide for the Issue of Twenty
Eight Thousand Dollars of Bonds.

Eight Thousand Dollars of Bonds.
Whereas, there exists in the City of
Lambertvillc an indebtedness of
twenty-eight thousand dollars which
has been incurred from time to time
to meet current expenses, and has
no corresponding and adequate as
sets for it's support; and,
Whereas, such Indebtedness proves a
handicap to the proper administra-
ton of the financial affairs of this
City, and the legislature has author
lied and directed in Chapter 1853,
Laws of 1917, a proper and lawful
means or funding such indebted
ness; therefore,
The Board of Commissioners of the
City of Lambertville do Ordain:
Sec. l. That for the purpose of rails
ing the said sum of money to pay off
the said floating indebtedness, the
Mayor and the City Treasurer be, and
they hereby are, authorized, in pur-
suance of Chapter 1853, Laws of 1917,
of Lambertville to the amount of
amounts of five hundred dollars each,
the principal of said bonds to be pay
able as follows: fifteen hundred dol
lars on the thirty-first day of Deem
Der, 1918, and fifteen hundred dol
lars on the thirty-first day of Deem
Der, in each and every year thereaf-
ter, until the whole amount is paid
Tor if there be not fifteen hundred dol
lars in said bonds outstanding in any
year then the whole of such amount as
may be outstanding to be payable in
that year,, with interest at the rate of
four and one-haf per centum per an
mum, payable semi-annually, on the
thirtieth day of June and thirty-firSt
day of December in each and every
year, the said bonds to be signed by
the Mayor and countersigned by the
City Treasurer and attested by the
Clerk, under the seal of the City and
the Mayor is hereby authorized to ne
gotiate the sale of said bonds, at not
less than par, and to pay the proceeds
thereof to the City Treasurer, for the
purpose of paying off the said float
ing Indebtedness.
Sec. 2. That there shall be assessed
and levied each and every year with
the other taxes a sufficient amount of
tax to pay the interest on said bonds,
and for each of the years previous to
the time when an installment of prin-
cipal becomes due, there shall be lev
led and assessed an additional tax
sufficient to pay the said installment
of principal of said bonds.
THEO. BALDERSTON,
SAMUEL w. COCHRAN,
ANDREW FOLTZ,
Commissioners,
The above ordinance was introduc-
ed at meeting of the City Commits
sion, held August 23d, 1917, and said
commission will consider the final pas
sage thereof at meeting to be held
in the Council chambers in the Mason
ic Building, on September goth, 1917,
at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Dated September 18th, 1917.
S. A. FINGER,
City Clerk.
Passed and approved Sept. 20s 1917.
THEo. BALDERsToN,
SAMUEL w. COCHRAN,
ANDREW FoLTZ.
Attest:
S. A. FINGER,
City Clerk.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27

Little Tommy-Say, papa, what is
meant by beastly weather?
Papa-When its raining cats and
dogs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27
Oyster Supper at Sandy Ridge

Wednesday evening" October 3, in the lecture of
the church. Oysters in nearly every style. Come and
have good time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27

Hardware, Mill and Builders
Supplies, Household Furnishings.
Farm and Garden implements
and Supplies.

This is the season and the year
for Gardens. A complete line of
Digging Forks and Shovels, Hoes,
Rakes, etc. Also, Burpee's Seeds
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27
Do Not Waste
the Water

The patrons of the Water Com
pany have been very considerate in
their careful use of water during
the present dry season. A few con-
tinue to waste the water by unneces-
sary sprinkling but the majority
have refrained from such Excess
sive use.
There is sufficient water on hand
to carry us through the dry season
if the water is used sparingly and
no waste is permitted.
Until further notice there is to
be as little sprinkling of streets as
possible, and no sprinkllng of lawns
or gardens.
The Lambertville Water Co.
Aug. 20, 1917.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27
Notice.

Refuse from houses and business
places also sweepings from pave
ments and cutters must not be put
in receptacles placed on streets by
LAMBERTVILLE T. |. A.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1917-09-27

Sept. "a, 1917.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
WEATHER..

For the District Of Columbia. fair and
continued cold tonight; lowest temper
ature about 4 degrees. Tomorrow. fair;
not SO cold in afternoon: westerly
gales. diminishing tonight hg1t;. ,.,r oo,-
tinued cold tonight. Tomorrow, fair:
slowly rising temperature: westerly
gales, diminishing tonight.
For West Virginia. partly cloudy to-
night: not quite so cold in west por-
tion. Tomorrow, fair. with rising tenn
perature.
Tide Tables.
Compiled by United States coast and
geodetic survey.
Today-Low tide. 1913 am. and 1924
p.m.: high tide, sos am. and 7:15 pm.
Tomorrow-Low tide, 1856 am and
2:06 pm; high tide. 1897 am. and 1855
pm.
The Sun and Moon.
Today-Sun rose I'LL am; sun sets
Tomorrow-Sun rises 7:1o am; sun
sets 5:34 pm.
Moon rises 4:23 PM; seta 6:16 am.
Automobile lamps to be lighted one
half hour after sunset.
Records for Twenty-Four Hours.
Tho following were the readings OF
weather bureau for the twenty-four
hours beginning at pm yesterday:
Observation-Disclosures pm, Al;
8 Pm, Al: IL midnight, 16: today. a
m. Z; am, T.. Maximum, ~, at pm
yesterday: minimum. 4, at am. today
Temperature same date last year
Maximum. A: minimum. 20.
Observation-Disclosures pm. 29.39;
PM. 1928; IL midnight. 29.46; today,
am, 1880; am, 1857.
Condition Of the Water.
Temperature and condition of water
at 8 am: Great Falls-Temperature
SO: condition. 90. Dalecarlia reservoir
Temperature. 80: condition at north
connection, As; condition at south con-
nection, 100. Georgetown distributing
| Observation-Disclosures 80; condition
| at influent gatehouse. 65; condition al
efluent gatehouse, 15.
Weather in Various Cities.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Howard Claude. Mrs. J. Proctor Morton,
Mr.. and Mrs. Denwood S. White, Mrs.
J. A. Shipton. Mrs. Fred L. Perry. Mrs.
/ C. B. Tullis, Miss Barnett. Mr.. and Mrs.
Miss Baggett. Mrs. George S. Dalzell
Mrs. r. E. Lewis. Mr.. Edison Cromwell
| Lewis. Miss Sophia Riggs Webster.
Miss Ella Hoyle. Miss Linnie Maddox
and others.
ton yesterday for Charleston. S. c..
where she win be the house guest of
DR.. and Mrs. William Johnson for two
weeks. Many Inequalities have been
planned in honor of Miss Capers. Miss
Mary Baybank. one of this seasons
debutantes, will give a dance for her
Tuesday evening, and February Is Miss
Capers will attend the st. Celia ball.
one Of the most exclusive balls given
each season at Charleston.
| The members of Washington Camp.
| No. 305, Sons of Confederate Veterans.
and their friends are looking forward
with increasing pleasure to the third
annual Mardi Gras ball to be held at
! the Raleigh Hotel on Monday evening.
February 10. The guests will come In
costumes. and other features connect
ed with O Mardi Gras celebration will
be introduced at the dance. and there
will be king of the carnival, as well
as queen.
The young ladies who will serve on
| the young ladies' committee for the ball
are Miss Suzanne Chase. sponsor. and
Miss Olive Plant. maid of honor. who
will be in charge of the committee;
Miss Pansie Wilson, Miss Jane Greg
ory. Miss Grace Overman, Miss Italy
Carter. Miss Ethel Brockman, Miss
Josie Brockman. Miss Nell Rose Bag
gett, Miss Aurelia Bretow. Miss Mary
Boyd, Miss Elizabeth Boyd. Miss Jean
To- " fiuo
Elizabeth Chase. Miss Minnie Dorsey.
Miss Holland Fits. Miss Virginia Here
ford. Miss Helen Griffith, Miss Virginia
Griffith. Miss Dorothy bennett. Miss
Meianie gordon, Miss Nellie Claire ,,ire
Susie Keel. Miss Mabelle Kitchener.
Miss Janet Murray. Miss Katharine
Moran. Miss Lucy Owens. Miss Vida
Ord. Miss Annie Ihrie Pou, Miss Helen
Plant, Miss Grace Reed. Miss Elizabeth
Alice Theobald. Miss Virginia Wilson.
Miss Margaret Young, Miss Molly Ham
by, Miss EN- Handy and Miss Frances
Gutillius
Mrs. Helen H. Gardner will be hostess
at the tea at the national suffrage
Headquarters, 1926 Rhode Island ave-
nue., on Tuesday. February g.. from I
to 6. Assisting her and presiding at
the table will be Mrs. Cummins, wife
of Senator Cummins; Mrs. Gam, sister
of Senator Curtis; Mrs. Cato Sells. Prof.
and Mrs. Vincent of Boston. Mrs. Duff
Green Noble Of New York, Mr.. and Mrs.
Darlington, Miss Priest and Misses
Elizabeth and Helen Claxton.
Miss Gussie Steinberg. accompanied
by her sister, Mrs. Aaron L. Apple
baum and children, Louis and Ruth Ma
bel, has gone to Atlantic City for two
weeks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported
Oh. health department within the last twent
four hours.
William A. and Mamie V. staub. girl:
James A. and Margaret E. Sullivan. boy.
Inward A. and Elizabeth H. Smith. girl.
Iouis and Sarah Raskin, boy.
Fred and Ellen n. Reh. girl.
walter L. and Marie NJ. Rhine, boy.
Joseph and Dora Oser. girl.
Robert N, and Mary J. Mccarthy. boy.
Jo,epb n. and Mary l.. Kirby. girl.
Frank and Christine Kane, boy.
Cullen B. and Gladys Jones, girl.
Jerome Is. and Dora NJ. Hartley. girl.
Charles and Marie c. Hughes, boy.
Charles and Ida Fischer. girl.
Abraham and EstelIe Flax. girl
Edward F. and Hazel J. Downing. girl.
George, IT., and Cola e. Duvel. girl.
Edmund NJ. and Francis Bartholow, girl.
Joe and Georgia NJ. Baruch. boy.
Edward and Elizabeth Williams. girl.
John and Ethel Sprigg. girl.
James F. and Eunice A. Orr. boy.
Robert and Louise Chick. boy.
Carol and Matte Carter, boy.
George and Mamie Coates, girl.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been reported to
the health department within the last twenty
four hours:
Louis H. Federwisch. 81 years, st. Elisabeth
Charles W. chapper. years. 41e 18th street
northwest. =.
Ella Bergseth. q years. Walter Reed General
Iennetta P. Harvey. IS years. 1923 18th street
northwest.
Elmer ". Roberts, 8 years. 605h X street
Robert L. Mace, - years. Census Hotel. End
and B streets northwest.
william A. Elwood. % years. es5 F street
northeast.
Mary stephenson. 1o6 years. 1928 End street
southeast.
Robert N. Harris, 81 years, 1341 Y street
northwest.
Henry Brown. 81 years. ooe1s 18th stree,
northeast.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

no doubt. of course. about a democrat
being chosen from that district, but
the governor, it is said by an official
of the House. has answered that under
the election laws. certain forms and
formalities have to be complied with
and Representative FinIey's successor
will not be elected until April l or
Whereabouts.
Therefore. IL an extra session is nee
essary in March. the democrats will
line up with PA. one less than the re-
publicans. The situation created by
this circumstance is obvious.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
Edgar Beecher Bronson Dies.

NEW YORK. February 6.-Edgar
Beecher Bronson. author and hunter.
died in a hospital here yesterday. He
was stricken with apoplexy while de-
Iivering an address Saturday night. Mr..
Bronson held the record for high bal
loon ascensions for this country for
forty years. He was friend of Col.
Theodore Roosevelt and had hunted in
the African jungles before the former
President made his trip there.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the fol-
lowing:
John L. Akers and Irene V. Phelps, both Of
William 3. Godfrey and Eleanore q Louis
and Annie Mills of this city.
William e. Hart and Lena Jackson.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
Idaho Anti-Alien Bill Dead.

BOISE, Idaho. February 3.-The anti
alien land bill which recently passed
the lower house of Idaho's legislature.
has been killed in the senate. The
only discussion was by democratic
member, who said the senate in kill
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

ing the measure was doing moro than
the national administration had asked.
as the request had been simply to de-
lay action until the State Department
at Washington could investigate the
problem raised by the bill.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05
REPUBLICANS OF HOUSE
FACE FIGHT IN CAUCUS
Dissension Expected Over Resolution
Calling for Committee to Map
Legislative Program.

Republicans Of the House are looking
forward to the caucus called for to-
night with more than usual interest.
It is said that Representative Sydney
Anderson of Minnesota has been asked
by some Of the older members Of the
caucus to withdraw his resolution pro-
viding a committee OF republicans to
plan a legislative program. and to sub
stitute in its place a resolution mere
ly providing for a committee ito can
vass the republican sentiment. If Rep
resentative Anderson persists in his
proposal to introduce the former reso-
luton, there may be bitter fight over
the plan proposed.
Interest Aroused Over Vacancy.
Republicans also are interested to
learn that the recent death of Repre-
sentative Finley of South Carolina has
more of a political bearing than it had
several days ago. Democrats here urs-
ed the Governor of South Carolina to
hurry along the election of Repre-
sentative Finley's successor. There is
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Law" Thursday, Lillian 0ish, in "The
Children Pay" Friday, Marguerite
Fisher. In Miss Jackie Of the Navy"
Saturday, Marguerite Fischer. in The
Butterfly Girl"
STANTON-Today, George Walsh, in
1.-THE Beast" Tomorrow, Lillian Gish.
in IAN Innocent Magdalene." Wednes-
ure Of a Man" Thursday. Anita Stew
art, in The Glory Of Yolanda." Friday,
william Thompson and Charles Roy. in
Tho Dividend" Saturday. Violet Mes
sereau, in THE Great Problem"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Chinese jade is 50 successfully initiated
by German manufacturers that experts
OF the far east frequently mistake the
artificial for the genuiuA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Mrs. Thomas II. Owen. wife Of tn
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Mr.. Hennen Jennings Will be host at
dinner this evening. entertaining in
honor Of Mr.. Herbert Hoover, who Is
IA charge Of the Belgian relief work.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Mrs. Jennings will entertain at a
small reception tomorrow afternoon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Miss Gussie Steinberg. accompanied
by her sister, Mrs. Aaron L. Apple
baum and children, Louis and Ruth Ma
bel, has gone to Atlantic City for two
weeks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Representative and Mrs Henry D.
Flood will go to New York tomorrow
TO attend the wedding of Miss Nancy
Perkins and Mr. Henry Field. which
takes place Wednesday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

The Secretary Of State and Mrs. Lam
sing have as their guests Mr.. and Mrs.
Seymour Knowlton of New York, who
will be with them until the end of the
week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Dr. and Mrs. P. L. Hodges and Mr.. and
Mrs. Enos Newman have cards out for
Sunday. February II, from 4 to Z, at
Rock Creek Manor, 1900 Tildep street,
to meet Mrs. Lemuel Padgett Of Ten
nessee and Mrs. James J. Russell of
Missouri.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick D. McKenney
will entertain at dinner tonight at
their residence IN New Hampshire
avenue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-05

The Secretary of State and Mrs. Ian
sing are the guests in whose honor the
counselor of the State Department and
Mrs. Frank Polk will entertain at din
ner this evening. Among the guests
Will be Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Knowl-
ton Of New York. house guests of the
Secretary and Mrs Lansing, and Mr..
Vance Mccormick, who arrives at
Warrington today for a short visit.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16

Election time was drawing near
and an enthusiastic politician was
addressing his constituents In a
frenzied speech. Not a few of his
assertions, reduced to cold thought,
were Numerically opposed to one
another, but each proposal was re-
ceived with applause. A judge
turned to his companion and said:
This reminds me of the Irish leader
who was cheering his men on o
battle.
Min, said he, We are on the verge
of battle. an | want to ask ye before
ye start will yez fight or will yez
run?
We will came a chorus of eager
replies.
Which will yez do? says he.
We will not, says they
Aha. thank ye
We will not, says they
Aha, thank ye, min. says he |
thought We would. Philadelphia
Ledger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16

LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE OF PROPERTY
BELONGING TO WHITE PINE
COUNTY, STATE OF NEVADA.

Notice Is hereby given that at q
regular meeting of the Board Of Coun-
ty Commissioners of White Pine
County, State of Nevada, held on the
fifth day of September, 1917. 1t was
duly resolved by said board to sell to
the highest bidder or bidders for cash
the hereinafter described property
now held and owned by said County
of White Pine, State of Nevada, said
property having been acquired by said
county at a delinquent sale heretofore
held In said county. the taxable valua-
ton of said property being less than
five hundred dollers.
A seven-eighths interest in the Dog
Star No. 20. patented mining claim,
located in the White Pine Mining Dis
triet, White Pine County, Nevada.
Pursuant to said resolution the
county treasurer of White Pine
County on the first day of October,
1917, between the hours of nine
o'clock a. m. and five O'Clock p. m.
to-wit. at ten o'clock a. m. of said day,
will sell at the front door of the court
house in the City of Ely. County of
White Pine, State OF Nevada, the
right, title and interest of said County
Of White Pine, State of Nevada, In and
to the parcel or lot OF property, and
every part thereof, to the highest and
best bidder for cash lawful money
of the United States of America.
THOMAS BATH,
County Treasurer in and for the
County of White Pine State
of Nevada.
First published, September 3, 1917.
Last published, September 30, 1917
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
The Effects of Habit.

IN reward of faithful political
service an ambitious saloonkeeper
vas appointed police magistrate.
WHAT'S the charge again this
MAJ he inquired when the first case
was called.
Drunk. your honor. said the police
ma
me newly made magistrate frowned
"pon the trembling defendant.
''uilty or not guilty. he demand
ed.
sure sir, faltered the accused.
never drink a drop.
nave "a cigar then. urged his hon
VI personal---very. az he absently pol
'ahe0 the top of the Judicial desk
Win his pocket handkerchief.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
lSpllc Malone,

tBy J. IL. McNaughton.) :.
Soon beyond the harbor bar,
Shall my bark be sailing far.
Der the world ! wander lone,
Sweet Belle Malone.
Ore thy grave ! weep; "goodby.
Hear, oh hear my lonely cry.
oh, without thee. what am /?
Sweet Belle Malone,
Chorus.
SW eet Belle Malone,
Sweet Belle Malone,
Wait for me at Heavens gate,
Sweet Belle Malone.
Lonely. like a withered tree.
What Is all the world TO me?
Life and light were all in thee.
Sweet Belle Malone.
Daisies pale r growing Ger
All my heart can e'er adore.
Shall | meet thee, never more?
Sweet Belle Mahonel
Calmly. sweetly slumber on,
fOnly one ! call my ownl1
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
How He Felt.

The two girls were talking with a
young lieutenant who had got a bull
lei through his arm.
And what we're your emotions dur
ing the first battle7 asked one girl
What were my emotions
les. How did you feel
Yes. slightly bored. was the reply =.
Exchange.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Application for Grazing Permits.

Notice is hereby given hat begin
ners' applications for permits to
Craze cattle, horses and sheep with
in the Nevada National Forest, dur
ing the season of 1918, must be filed
in my Office at Ely, Nevada. on or
before Nov. /. 1917. Blank forms
to be used in making applications
and full information will be furnish
ed upon request. This notice does
not apply to present permittees.
FRED L. MOTT, Forest Supervisor.
First Publication Sept. 16, 1910
Last Publication Oct. 7. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Good Toothache Medicine.

Sufferer. I have a terrible tooth
ache and want something to cure II.
Friend. Now. You don't need any
medicine. I had a toothache yester-
day and went home and my loving
wife kissed me and so consoled me
that the pain soon passed away.
Why don't you try the same?
Sufferer. | think | will. Is your
wife 1T home now? Everybody's.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
As in Much Greater Cases.

Johnny. II was very wrong for YOU
and the boy next door TO fight.
We couldn't help II father.
Could YOU not have settled your
differences by n peaceful discussion
OF the matter. calling In the assis-
lance OF unprejudiced opinion. II
need be-
No, father. He was sure he could
whip me and | was sure | could whip
MIN, and there was only one way to
md out. Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
G NOTICES
SUMMONS

-
In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada, In and for
White Pine County.
Myrtle Lynch, plaintiff, VS..
Thomas Lynch, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant, Thomas
Lynch:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the service
upon you of this summons If served
In said county or within twenty days
II served out OF said county, but
within said judicial district and in
all other cases within forty days Tex
elusive of the day of service) and de-
fend above entitled action.
This is an action brought to dis
solve the bonds of matrimony exist
ing between yourself and plaintiff.
Dated this 18th day of August.
A. d. 1917.
F. d. OLDF1ELD.
Clerk of the aforesaid Court.
By l.. L. O'HARE,
Deputy Clerk.
II. w. Edwards, Attorney for
Plaintiff.
Date of first publication, August
10, 1917.
Date of last %publicatin, September.
20, 1917.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Nocturnal Inventions

Mr.. Stubs. This paper states
that a genius should ley marry,
II SAYS that a married man cannot In
vent things like a single man.
Mrs. Stubb. fsarcastieally) Non.
sense, John | notice a married
man never has any trouble inventing
EXCUSES about getting home late.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Exercise.

Miss Primrose. Don't you ever
give You dog any exercise?
Miss Hollyhoek. OF course. I feed
Inn every few minutes with choco-
lates Just to make him wag his tail
Chicago Herald
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Not Painless.

The old rome took the hand oil
the beautiful girl.
Beware, she cackled. Beware. my
child 4 dark man vii cause you
hours of pau.
He has already caused me hours
of pain. said the beautiful girl.
He has?
Yes. indeed. he is my dentist.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1917-09-16
Surely a Deadbcad.

As the baseball crowd was push
ing and struggling to get out at the
games end. a small boy bored his
way to the fence and began To climb
over 1t.
Hey there. kid, yelled a policeman
none O. that. Go out the way you
came IN.
BY this time the youngster had
reached the top of the fence. Aw
amt | doing It? he said as he vanish
ed TO the other side.