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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05
Chicago Mill q Lumber Go
General Planning MIL
Ord q Marquette Phone 9
N FE TINE TABLE
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No. Daily AT Nv
The Scout. ........ T:lOp S:3op
3 California Limited l:0oa ii;3os
Fargo Fast..,.... s:46a i0:lss
Q The NAVAJO. ......li:sop i2:zes
s~outhbound-
SOS Ell Paso Express. io;s0p
SIS T.! Pas Express. io:osa
k~astbound-- Daily.
10 The Scout. ........ o s.0sa
. The NAVAJO. .2:lbp 2:iep
4 California Limited. s:4op T:oop
8 Santa Fe Eight. I:ICp 7;kep
From south
$40 For X. G. = Chicsx 7:00a
SIS gor X. C. A. Chicago GASP
standard sleeper for Clovis n
Roswell ieaves on No. sos,
at Belen with train No. ~, leavins
Beisn At i1'bb p. m
No. I carries n coach only; no
s%leep-rs.
NJ SIC viii have Standard sleeper
from Roswell from train No. 81 at
Belen
p. ]. JOHNSON. AGENT
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05
TYPEwRIrrsn SALE.

Underwood No. $500
Remington No. ........... 5000
oliver No. s $500
l.. s. Smith No. 2 ........... $500
Smith Premier No. 10......... $500
All are in strictly first class order.
Ribbons for eny machine 90 cents
each. ALBUQUERQUE TYPE
WRITER EXCHANGE. l22 South 9Th
stfeet. Phone qil
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HELP WANTED

WANTED- Twenty five salcs people.
women and girls Apply ~ once to
the old stand ~ the Solic-Peters Fur
niturr COMPANY. -23 South Second
corner silver. J. NJ, Mcdonald. IN
charge.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05
FOR RENT-Houses


FOR REMIT room boarding and
roomiug house within three blocks
OF Santa Re shops, partially furnished.
WIN make splendid rooming house.
Rents for $50 per month Inquire p.
T. McCanna. ground floor. Cromwell,
hlONk.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05

\,, York Nov cotton Lnl",''
rI,s.d .tpld, December. ,o'
J,ru,ty S26.1G March ~
a., SgG 20 Iul,. So So
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05
WANTED-Miscellaneous

wANTED-second-ha hand clothing and
shoes. The Chicago secondhand
store. Phone Gi9.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05

Attest, Ncs,or Montoya, clerk
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-11-05
FOR sAIE-Automobiles

ESN~SSTE~T
In good condition; cheap. so6 East
Iron.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

said the doctor. "But 1t is nothing se-
riOus."
BY this time Hap was wide awake,
really awake. 1t took a little time to
untangle his thoughts for him.
"Everything's all right, old man."
said the stranger. "YOu fell out Of
the seat--you've got Il bump on your
head--and you were n little looney for
awhile. But we got you to your folks
all right. Well, I guess I'll be running
along"
But Aunt Ada insisted that the
stranger, who was n travelling sales.
man unable to get home for the holi.
day, should spend New Years Day
with them instead Of at the hotel.
Hap was so much better that he was
able to take q little walk that after.
noon. In a stationery store he stopped
and bought a book.
The next day was New Years. That
morning before they went downstairs
HIP opened the package.
1--we been thinking" he said to May.
that I wasn't so blamed looney, after
all, when I got that bump on the head.
Maybe I've got more sense that why
than this way"
why, how you talk Are you--are
you feeling bad againT"
mo, but I've been thinking that we
run our house and our household ex.
penses about like they ran that rail.
road. We aren't keeping any account
OF what we spend, and we have lust
about enough coal and water to keen
us. going, without knowing where we
can get more. It's just good luck that
mas kept US from having a wreck,
Now, here's an account book, and we're
going to run on schedule after this"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

farmer. He was madden than the
dickens. too"
"But why didn't the engineer see to
1t that the fireman had enough coal!'
"The engineer hadn't ought to say
anything. He didn't have enough wa.
ter. 1t was a wonder he didn't have
a blowup. He was just running along,
and never watching the water.guage,
and getting water whenever he could,
but not knowing very far ahead when
he could get it."
swell, this must be a fine crew on
this old milk train. But where was
the conductor all this time?"
"Why, the conductor didn't know
we was late until u few minutes ago
when I told him. You see. he wasn't
keeping any particular account Of the
time. He figured that we was on the
right road and that sooner or later we
would git there"
"Some railroad" thought Hap to
himself, and in u few moments fell of
to sleep again.
Hes looking at you, Aunt Ada
said May.
Hes going to be all right" said the
stranger. "Iie's coming out of it."
"Oh, I'm SO glad" exclaimed May
and, to the stranger, ~ can't thank you
enough for all your Kindness"
HE must have hit the arm of the
e Il when that jolt threw him out
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
All Male Inhabitants Shot.

IA shell burst neal the Eleventh
company, and wounded seven men.
three very severely. At five o'clock we
We're ordered by the officer In COM
mand of the regiment to shoot all the
male inhabitants of Nomeny, because
the population was foolIshly ATTEMPT.
ing to stay the advance Of the German
troops by force of arms. We broke into
the houses, and seized all who resisted,
In order to execute them according to
martial law. The houses which had
not been already. destroyed by tho
French artillery and our W were set
on fire by us. SO that nearly the whole
town was reduced to ashes. 1t Is a ter.
rible sight when helpless women and
children, utterly destitute, are herded
together and driven into France"
(From the diary Of Private Fischer.
Eighth Bavarian regiment Of in1antry.
T%hirty-third reserve division.)
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Mccord state Draft Officer.

Announcement was made IF the ap.
pointment Of Adjt. Gen. ]. H McCord
RS executive officer for the admins
tration of the ~selectiye service law in
Missouri. The appointment was made
by the war department upon the rec.
concentration of Gov. Gardner.
Lieut.. Col. A, V. Adams, who has
been attached to the office of the
adjutant general for several years,
has been named acting adjutant gen.
eral. McCord, who holds the rank of
Northumberland in the United States
army, was mustered into the federal
service several days ago at Jefferson
Barracks by Gen. Murray.
Col. McCord has been adjutant gen.
cral of the state since last May, when
Gen. A. B. Donnelly gave up the du-
ties of the office to join the former
First regiment. National Guard Of Mis-.
souri,. Donnelly Is a hrigadier-general
in the regular army. McCord, as adju-
tant general, had charge OF the draft
machinery in Missouri for the first
draft. Under the new title OF execu-
tive officer he will continue to super
wise the same work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Behaved Like Vandals."

august II. In the afternoon I had
ii look ut the little chateau belonging
to one of The kings secretaries (not at
%lo,ac), Our men had behaved like
regular vandals. They had looted the
cellar first, and then they had turned
their attention to the bedrooms and
thrown things about MI over the place.
They had eve made fruitless efforts
to smash the safe open. Everything
was INSTRUMENTATION furni-
tnre, silk, and even china. That's what
happens when the men are allowed to
reauisition for themselves. am sure
they must have taken away a heap Of
useless stuff simply for the pleasure Of
looliug.'
August 9th crossed frontier. Inhat,-
itants M border very good to us and
give us many things. There Is no diff
ference noticeable.
august 23rd, Sunday (between Bir-
nal aud Dinant, village of Disonge).
At IL o'clock the order cones to adj
vance after the artillery has thorough
up prepared the ground ahead. The
Pioneers and Infantry regiment 178
We're marching in front of us. Near
a small village the latter were fred on
by the Inhabitants. About go inhab-
itants We're shot and the village was
turnt-artii!ery Is continuously shoot
ing~the village lies in Il large ravine,
Just now, six O'Clock in the afternoon,
the crossing of the Mas begins near
Dinant . All villages. c%hateaux,
and houses are burnt down during this
night. 1t was "A beautiful sight to see
the fires all round Is in the distance.
august 24.--In every village one
finds only heaps of ruins and many
dead" From the diary Of Matbern.
Fourth company, Eleventh jaeger bat
TALON, Marburg.)
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
New Years Fable.

Once upon a time there was a man
and his wife who decided to start the
New Year right. He agreed never 70
come home late with a lnrge assert.
rient Of mixed drinks. She agreed
never to speak a Cross word to him.
He agreed to give her money whenever
she asked for It. She agreed never 10
spend money foolishly. Roth agreed
never to quarrel. On Saturday nisht
he came home very late and very Oh.
steady, w%hereupon his wife called him
a mem old good.for-nothing brute ana
demanded $50. He told her she couldnr
have 10 cents and wanted to know
what she did with the other money.
She admitted she had squandered Il
fooiishly on afternoon highbalfs s6d
taxis and other foclishmeht, and thca
they had the bigsest fght Of thelr livss
Aoral-What else Do you sxpsct N
Two human beingss
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Zoo Many SERVANT, In arl..ln.

Duncan Miller asked the minister Of
national service, says the London
Times, whether his attention hus been
called to the number Of advertisements
for servants In households Of one, two
or three persons, where seven to ten
indoor servants are already kept, and
whether he proposes to. limit the mum.
Der Of indoor servants employed In
each household. The minister Of ma.
tional service replied that he had ul-
ready pointed out how es~sentiaLit IL,
In the national interest, that no per-
son should employ more servants than
are absolutely necessary. The min.
lister trusts that the awakened con.
sciences Of those who have IN this
respect failed to appreciate their duty
viii provide an Immediate and sufi.
cient remedy. II not. he viii tell his
plan In thesgensrsl statement on man
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

uillcu W give HiIu Il ASIuiC
name out Of the ordinary, and her aim
was certainly good. 1t was hard to
spell, and hard to pronounce; and,
pronounced properly, 1t sounded very
muck like u soda fountain clerk max
Ing a fzz. But the boys shortened this
unusual cognomen to Hap"
The Hap Hazards were married on
New Years Day, Hap very happily
suggesting that that would be a good
way to start the New Year right.
Az New Years Day again approach
ed, Mays Aunt Ada, at whose house in
Columbus the Hazards were married,
thought It would be a fine idea to ask
the young couple back home to spend
their wedding anniversary. Hap and
May delightfully."- accepted, and wrote
that they would leave Hometown for
Columbus on the Goth. II was now
the 2Sth, and May decided It would be
well to begin to pack, or at least to
decide what she would wear and what
she would take. 1t made her rather
proud Of her forehandedness.
"And, Hap" she said, you might so
by the depot and get fhe tickets, and
a couple of lowers, and everything, SO
We shall be all ready to start tomor'
row. That will be easy to do"
Gosh" exclaimed Hap, his pipe
falling from his mouth, "easy to do!
Say, do you know l never thought
about those %gol.darncd tickets?" He
showed both hands into his pockets.
"How much do You suppose they will
be? l don't believe l have enough
money. " know we spent a lot for
Christmas"
Hap had S3.11. May had so she had
left out Of her Inst weeks money
There was $3.50 in the little drawer of
the kitchen cabinet, and So in bills
behind the picture of April Jones In
the sitting That made $22.91
and Hap knew he could draw Il few
dollars In advance down ut the shop
he had done it before.
He found it was too late to get low
ers, and they missed that train any
way, for the time had been changed
and the train now went through hal
an hour earlier-when it was on time
and this time it was. He managed
to find an upper on the slow train FOL
May, but he had to sit up In the smoker
himself.
Hap did not sleep very well. TIL,
train stopped aud started and jerket
and bumped. 1t must have been neal
morning, after mn unusually heavy Jolt
that Flap distinctly overheard a fellow
passenger say:
yep, It doesn't look much like W,
would get into Columbus before New
Years night"
"What's the matter?" he inquired
suddenly sitting up, "a wreckv
"Nope," said the passenger, a IA
man acr,ss the aisle HIP had observed
before he fell Off to sIumber. Nope
It amt n wreck. On this gosh.dinget
road they can't never have a wreck.
"Why not? Is 1t so safe"
mo, 1t amt so safe. But the,
couldn't have a collision because al
the trains run east n day and wes
the next"
"That's funny. What II you want t
get TO Columbus OH Wednesday,"
Then you have to 20 east to Pitts
burgh on Tuesday and come west II
Columbus the next day"
Hap tried hard to figure this out
but finally gave 1t up as a little deep
But" he said, "tlley could have {
rear-end collision, anyway"
NO." said the stranger, "the,
couldn't nuther. Y'see." he explained
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

For disinfectins o. pcrfunins The
air In rooms m attachment for elsc.
tric fans hss basn Invented IN which
liquids descend from q tank Into 4
mar that II waved BY the fans
breeses.
French cotton mill men have estab.
lished q laboratory to determine the
percentage Of moisture or any abnor.
NAL dryness In cotton, that which 10
too dry being regarded 40 dsfectivs.
Dayton. O.. ID Said to have MADE
more than e10oyooo.0oo u wlf inuni.
toas manufaeturA.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
University Lacks Coal

1t is feared that the University OF
Missouri will have to close, as the
coal supply has been exhausted and
the authorities have been unable to
get fuel shipped in. University Of.
ficials believe that the school may
suspend after the holidays.
For several weeks the university
has been economizing on the use Of
coal in every possible way. Only the
use of the library building has been
permitted at night.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
MISSOURI CROPS
sET;hEW RECORD
PRODUCTION 70 VALUED At
HALr s'LL'oM ootLARs.
SAYS MAves.
WINTER WHEAT DOING FlNI
Corn Mostly Gathered and Damage
From Frost Aggregates Only
10 Per csnt-ons- Third Of
Wheat Still on Farms.
Jefferson City, Mo.

Jefferson City, Mo.
That this state grew more than half
. billion dollars worth Of farm crops
this year Is the war.food record of
Missouri. rs compiled and tabulated
by Jewell Aayes, secretary u the
state board Of agriculture.
The grand total is $546, 529, 1856, be.
ing more than twice last years re-
turns. Corn is king with S.0S6,sS7
acres. producing 26s.95s.027 bushels,
worth $2Ss, 741.775. Wheat on 1,74s,.
SS3 acres yielded 1885, 72 bushels
At $1,Ss. worth $53,Ssl.442. Oats ON
1.194.006 acres yielded 44,9S7. $40 bush
els. worth' $26.791 .773.
For I91s the Missouri farmers ex.
coed the call Of the United States gov
eminent, which asked for 2,400.0 900
acres for fall seeding Of wheat, and
BY counties the seeding for 1918 is
2.749,770 acres, Dec. l condition Of
which was S0,2 per cent, since i'm.
proved by unusually heavy snow.
Based on conditions prevailing in
Missouri during the first week in De-
cember. 81 per cent of the corn is
gathered. Spring planting lost by
oyerflows and other causes, s per
cent. Damage by frost, Is per cent.
Eighteen per cent has already been
contracted or sold and 2S per cent is
available for shipping for food and
iced.
Thirty-two per cent Of wheat re-
: mains unsold on the farm. Oats yield.
ell az bushels, corn 1926 bushels and
wheat 1875 bushels per acre. Sorghum
molasses made 81 gallons per acre.
Garden area was 1877 per cent of 1916.
Home canning was 1872 per cent Of last
year.
Farm prices are as follows: Corn,
Sill; wheat, S1.9S; oats, 60c; flax
seed, s2.S1; timothy seed. $3.50;
clover seed, s11.6S; cowpea seed,
S3.07; rye, SITS per bushel; comb
honey, 19c; sorghum, 7Sc per gallon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

Ainost autosnstic 10 IT. operation
~ ! Ghll6's SSinG featured By u add.
ueaal ~ n sopes that On Iowa man
~ dnvsntsd.
Nsctyis COATED TINT en- bs operat.
Ua SfsSan ~ deSlrsd paint features q
~ ~ Asatse dselsnsd y warm sev.
egat Soeene.
TViKS 6aaeule hsldesay each section
Wnl 1G161 desperately ny cleo.
SGeynGouSf 6SGBDeon esscted over the
Aaseor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Seizes Illinois Coal.

Seizes illinois Coal.
Under the e~xigencies of war state
rights crumbled when a governing
body In Missouri coniscated 10 cars
of coal in Illinois. .
With the extensive authority &C.
corded State Fuel Administrator Wal.
lace Crossley to control fuel condi-
tons in East st. Louis he ordered
these cars confscated for use in st.
Louis.
An emergency confronting the st.
Louis manufacturers made 1t impera.
tive that drastic action beetaken. he.
cause Of the fact that st. Louis indus
try is wholly dependent on the Illinois
field.
Coal men have complained recent
ly that 1000 cars OF coal have been
held in East st. Louis on account Of
railway ineffictency.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Gardner for Mortaaae Tax,

Governor Frederick d. Gardner de.
clared recently that he did MOI be-
lieve that a special session Of the
legislature was the time % place to
wage a fight for the mortgage record
ing tax bill, a measure which would
place a tax Of III per cent on mort.
cages and which has been strongly
urged by St. Louis interests.
Gardner who favored this feature OF
the revenue measures at the. last SEES
sfan, said that a campaign Of educa.
ton would be necessary before the
bill could be passed. "
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Paroled to Enlist,

Claude Wyatt, who pleaded guilty
In ST. Louis to stealing an automobile
July Is. 1916, and was sentenced to
serve two years from July %, 1916,
was pardoned by Gov. Gardner SO that
he can enlist in the United States
army.
Walter Fisher, former p~ostoffice
CLERK, under sentence to serve five
years for robbery, from April 80, 1917.
also was paroled. He was accused Of
holding up Fred Hartner, a sailor.
March 20. 1917. Other felons re-
ceived holiday paroles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
How 70 Do rh,oo..

~ the New Year comes and gently book.
- OnA
And bid you Journey yet another mile.
y hope that tear and sorrow. fear and
shadow,
VIII be forgotten for q little while.
FOR God 10 wise and good, and al things
win surely come 10 ". some soon, sosms
late, ysMs@ N'
II We but learn each m~ssnins's holy ies.
.g SON.
And y the evening snits. and hops. and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
seileck Enters Prison,

Selleck Enters Prison.
Ellroy V. Selleck, former St. Louis
lawyer, began his duties as a book
keeper In the office Of the state shirt
factory in the Missouri p%enitentiary.
Selleck came TO the penitentiary IN
accompanied by an officer, to begin
serving a two-year sentence,
He was convicted in st. Louis OF q
fraudulent transaction in handling a
deed of trust.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Drainage Data Wanted.

The Missouri department Of land
reclamation is compiling data for re-
port on the reclamation work ir this
state, and the commissioner respect
fully requests the press and public of
every county of the state to assist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
Missouri Beats World.

A Missouri hen has beaten the world
in egg-laying! The national egg-lay.
ing contest, conducted by the state al
thorities. gave the undisputed honors
OF 1917 to a pen of Ozark hens owned
by J. F. Jordan. Crane, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
tn. Forward Look.

The old year has done what II could "a,
me; ,5l ,77,-l -
All Of u that was good for mo u.
Has now become a part Of me:
Whatever the New may bring to me.
May only the good Of Il cling t me
And enter into the heart Of me.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27
a Now Years Wjsh.

A very acceptable ineasags to send
with your cnrd ii q friend Oh New
Years morning y ths following sdnti-
ment: !.
Now whct 10 heref
Y word d cheer 4
~ herald n, smother year.
lfsy IN III an b free q tlauEo.
i littls n0bler Tim your aln3
My n II labofs ~ con1est
= dttls bstteg than ~ bet.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27


ssesvss Replies b esstea
Word comes 70 the capital tAaa
II. C. Hoover has authorized the lo3.
lowing statement:
Statements appearing In the daily
press emanating from interested par
ties. protesting aaeinst wheatless and
meatless days as unnecessary sac
nfices By the American public. are
either malicious o. emanate Nom .
Dsceoaal interest,"
The results from the meatless days
tor the 6sst time givea - sufficient
reserves Of meat to allow. ~ to only
partially comply with the quantities
requested BY the allies for shipment
This should be Q matter Of ~satisfac.
ton to the entire American people.
that their devotion In this matter en-.
ables " to at least partially nh our
duties to our allies In this respect.
As to wheat. We have already ex-
ported the whole of the surplus Of
the 1917 harvest. over and above the
normal demands of our own popula.
ton. 1t Is necessary. therefore. for
the food administration to restrict
the export Of wheat, 30 as to retain
in the United States sufficient sup
plies to carry our own people until
the next harvest. Therefore. all ex.
ports Of wheat from now forward are
limited entirely to the volume Of saw.
ing made by the American people in
theE consumption Of wheat and wheat
products. We are continuing wheat
shipments so far as the situation A.
lows, but W. with all the conser-
walton made we are still unable to
load the 100000 tons of foodstuffs now
so urgently needed by our allies.
Statements Of the above character
are either given out for personal In.
terest or seek to render futile the
efforts to aid our friends.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

HE coming Of New Years
Day naturally suggests the
remarkable case Of Hap
Hazard. The mother Of
Happizzez Hazard had
~ - rf-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-12-27

49,. In the night the inhabitants
Of Liege became m%utinous. Forty per.
sons were shot and Is houses dem0l-
ished, 10 soldiers shot. The sights here
make You cry.
"On the 23rd of August everything
quiet. The Inhabitants have SO far
given in. Seventy students were shot.
200 kept prisoners. Inhabitants re.
turning to tiege.
august "a. At noon with SO men on
sentry duty. Sentry duty is A l, no post
allocated to NE. Our occupation, apart
from bathing, Is eating and drinking.
We live like God In Belgium" (From
the diary Of job. van der School, re-
~servist Of the Tenth company, Thirty.
ninth reserve infantry regiment, Sew
enth reserve urmy corps.)