The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1917-02-02
|aIlO HIGH SCHOOL II
new BUDGET OUT
BIG Second City Institution Looks
Ahead To Much Work In
All Departments

News, jokes, small chatter and even
poetry I'll the last issue of the Hilo
school News. The staff to edit the
Blue and Gold Annual of the school for
1917 has been chosen. The following is
from the News:
Kindly Permission rs tt.
Notice: Everyone is allowed TO re.
roduce this paper without permission.)
IAN You Sec The Point?
@. 4. Gin Eng. Comp. III.O: "I lost
ny way out of the forest when sud
lenly saw buzz and looking up ]
card a bee" ,M
Under the Chestnut Tree
Miss r: "Nome FIVE animals that
i've in the North Frigid zone.o
A, Boob: "Three polar bears and
wo reindeer"
A recent Anonymous and groundless
ttack upon two of our teachers in.
il,ifed the News "Devil" to produce
be following:
News Devil versifles
~ hid a selfish little thought
To think and think about.
I did not know it would be caught
Or ever be found out.
/ took Il 10 the editor, t..
This dRflipg little pout. F "
IND told him | was very sore
And wanted him TO shout.
Ie Published wide my lying screed;
Alasl they guessed my name;
ike other liars of my breed
/ gathered only shame.
Moral: Don't write TO the papers
i'lcss YOU IRE sure you WON'T be found
but
acwo Tor The Price OF One?
II. is not often that VIC get show
from the same speaker, but DR.. j. II
Williams, president Of the Mid lPaci6,
Institute in Honolulu, both edited nnr
snStrtained the High School Monday
with good advice and the cleveresi
eonjuring we have seen in Hilo. We
cannot reproduce the tricks, but here
are some Of the epigrammatic jokes.
tSome men need chauffeur for
their lives more than for their car
"A college is called an educational
institution because the freshmen al.
ways bring in some education and the
seniors never take any away, SO II
naturally accumulates.
A certain orator was a good speak.
er, except for two faults. He had q
poor delivery, and nothing to deliver
It isn't SO much what kind of q
car you have as how much you get out
of il. l5 1907.
Blue and Cold STAFF Chosen A.
The staff 20 edit the Blue and Gold
Annual for 1917 was chosen ON Thurs,
day by popular vote Of the students
The twelve following were elected mem.
bers of the staff, the department oppo,
site their names having been assigned
to them at the first meeting of STAFF:
Editor-in- Chief-<Leonard Carlsmith.
Assistant Editor-EleaDor Thrum.
Circulation Manager erlyn Forbes
Art and Cartoons--Sojiro Watanabe
School Activities7--Masao Igasaki.
AthletiRs-Ohvsr Kinney, D. ~.
Prize Story--Iyy Little. &C..
Calendar-Ma Watt. 5' ,e.r...
10 Class Write.ups- Ernest Silva. !
organizations--William Silva. o..
Feculty Advisors Mr.. Barager, Miss
James. tst 2 .rn - .'r.aaf
Joke EditOr-Chiyota Euiii ta-s
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w" n0iu TIE Oon'ests
The staff ii planning two prize con
tests this year, contest for the best
story submitted, and for the best cover
design. 49," .. ;
In a few days you will be approached
for subscriptions to the Blue and Gold
We want to make the paper this yea
record breaker, and everybody will
be called upon to give his loyal sup
port to the staff. ,,#s5g '......,
Much to our regret, Miss Martht
iulioek has resigned, 70 take effect The
first Of March. Contributions of rice
and old shoes will be received by the
News for use at the proper time, thai
Is to say, the psychological moment.
On Thursday evening Of last week
Mr. phrager was invited up TO thu