Bisbee daily review., 1917-11-29

satire on Kaiser Wilhelm. Requests
have come to him from Secretary Tu-
multy, Secretary Daniels and Roose-
welt for copies of Mr.. Syberkrop's ar
ticle 1t follows:
THE INTERNAL REGIONS.
June %, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern. King
of Prussia, Emperor of all Ger
many and envoy extraordinary of
Almighty God:
My Dear Wilhelm:
can call you by that familiar name.
for | have always been very close to
you, much closer than you could ever
know
In the days of Rome ! created a
roughneck known in history as Nero;
he was q vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular time.
In these modern days a classic demon
and efficient supernatural was need
ed. and as | know the Hohenzollern
blood | picked you as my special in
strument to place on earth an annex
of hell | gave you abnormal ambi-
ton, likewise an oversupply of ego
tism. that you might not discover
your own failing; l twisted your mind
to that of a mad man with certain
normal tendencies to carry you by, a
most dangerous character placed in
power; l gave you the power of a
hypnotist and a certain magnetic
force. that you might sway your peo-
pie. / am responsible for the deform-
ed arm that hangs helpless on your
left, for your crippled condition en-
bitters your life and destroys all noble
impulses that might otherwise cause
me anxiety. but your sword arm is
driven by your ambition that squelches
all sentiment and pity; l placed in
, your soul deep hatred for all things
! English; for of all nations on earth
I hate England most; wherever England
plants her flag she brings order out
| of chaos, and the hated Cross follows
/ the Union Jack; under her rule wild
/ tribes become tillers of the soil, and
in due time practical citizens; she is
the great civilizer of the globe, and l
! HATE HER. l planted in your soul a
! cruel hatred for your mother. because
! SHE was English, and left my good
/ friend Bismarck to fan the flame
had kindled. Recent history proves
! how we'll our work was done. 1t broke
your royal mothers heart, but gain
ed my purpose.
4 The inherited disease of the Ho-
henzollerns killed your father, just as
it will kill you. and you became the
ruler of Germany and tool of mine
! sooner than l expected.
Three Evil Spirits
/ To assist you and further hasten my
work | sent you three evil spirits
! Nietzsche. Treitschke and later Bern
hardt, whose teachings. inflamed the
youths of Germany, who in good time
would be willing and loyal subjects
and eager to spill their blood and pull
your chestnuts. yours and mine; the
! spell has been perfect-you cast your
ambitious eyes toward the Mediter-
ranean, Egypt, India and the Dardar-
Giles, and you began your great rail-
way to Bagdad, but the ambitious
Archduke and his more ambitious
wife stood in your way. 1t was then
that / sowed the seed in your heart
! that blossomed into the assassination
of the duke and his wife. and all hell
smiled when it saw how Cieverly yoI
4 4
you set sail for the fjords of Norway,
and | knew you would prove an alibi.
How cleverly done, so much like your
noble grandfather. who also secured
an assassin to remove old King Fred
| erick from Denmark, and later robbed
that country of two provinces that
gave Germany an opportunity to be-
come a naval power Murder is dirty
work, but it takes a Hohenzollern to
make a way and get by.
your opportunity was at hand; you
set the world on fire and bells of hell
were ringing; your rape on Belgium
caused much joy il was the beginning,
the foundation of perfect hell on
earth. the destruction of noble cathe-
drals and other infinite works of art
was hailed with joy in the internal
regions You made war on friends
and foe alike and the murder of civil
ians showed my teachings had borne
fruit. Your treachery toward neutral
.-uons hasten un Vers1l upheaval,
the thing | most desired. Your un-
dersea warfare is a master stroke.
from the sma, est mackerel pot to
the great Lusitania you show no IA
vorites; as a war lord you stand SUI
preme. for you have no mercy: you
have no consideration for the baby
clinging to its mothers breasts as
they both go into the deep together.
only to be torn apart and leisurely
devoured by sharks down among the
corals.
Il have strolled over the battlehelds
of Belgium and France. | have seen
your hand of destruction everywhere;
it's all your work, superfiend that
made you. | have seen the fields OF
Poland; now a wilderness fit for prowl