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Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

Kansas City Feb 13.-Wheat-No. hard,
,1sia1s5; No ?, s1.7S@1.sa; May. n7sx;
July. ,1.+Sh @L+sk.
ss9sssc; No. Q yellow, sshc6N.o1; May
sac: July e7Ac
mixed. 5S357c.
Buttsr-Unchanged.
Eggs-Firsts, 3sc.
Poultry-Unchanged
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

St Louis, Feb. 13.-wheat-No. red,
t1so: No hard. n.s+h @1.so: May,
s1.74A; July. {1.46.
Corn--No. ., 3l.ooh @1o1; No white,
1.os; May, s1.o1x; July, 800.
Oats-stsady; track, No. .. s7hc; No. 2
white. nominal
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

These sales were reported today;
Whcat--No. / hard winter: car. 81 30.
No. 2 hard winter; cars. $3.50; cars
s1.7sh; cars, n7s. No. hard winter;
3 rs cars, ti.77, No. hard winter: ! car
(shippers weighD, 31.77: 2 cars, s1.7th:
as cars tsmutty). $1.6S; car (smutty)'
s1.67h. Sample hard winter: cars. &1Ss
No. durum: car. .l.7s. No. , durum:
car. STA; l car. .1.72h: 1 car, r.71. Sam
pie durum: / car, sl.ss. No. durum
mixed: / car, Sl.71. No. mixed: cars
tL77. No. 4 mixed; 1 car. &l.75h; ! car
si:75, No; Mixed durum; car 'l.7';
Rye-No. q: s.5 car, ,las No. ,: / car
Bariey--No 4: cars. ,1.1S; 2 cars. H;1o
/ car. s1.o7, No. 1 feed: cars, sl.o3. Re
jected: cars, si.o1.
Corn-No. 2 white: car. s6&e. No.
white: 7 cars, 96hc. No. I white: car,
CSC. No. 2 yellow: J cars. s6hc. No. yel-
low: cars, sShc: IA cars. ssAc: . cars,
CSC. No. 1 yellow: cars. 96c. No.
mixed: cars, s6kc; l car. 9bkc; car.
s5hc. No, . mixed: cars. ss&e; Is cars,
oats-No. white: II cars. SIC; car.
54Ac No. 1 white: I cars, 54xc. Sample
white: cars. 54ho.
Omaha Cash Prices-wheat: No. hard,
s1,7sA Q1sO; No. hard. I.7sh OILS; No.
4 hard. 31.6s6l.77: No, spring. Sl.7b@l.s l.s2: I:
No. 3 spring. .i.72@1.7s; No, 2 durum. H,7s
@1.7si No ! durum, .1.7o@1.H. Corn: No.
white. s6h @s6%c; No white. s6A %
96hc; No. 4 white, s5k 9s6c; No. white
95 " @s5xc; No. white, sbk @sbhc; No.
2 yellow. e6A @96hc; No. 8 yellow. s5% %
ssc; No. yellow, s5h @s5%c; No yell
low, 9bA Qs6hc: No. mixed. s6@Nhc;
No 3 mixed, 9b& 8seNc; No. mixed
9bh q 96c; No. mixed, 95k Q96hc; No 9
mixed. 95@s5hc. Oats: No. white $50
b6ho; standard, 55@55hc; No, white,
SAN @b5c; No, 4 white, b4& @5t%c. Bar
ley: Mailing: 3ll2@120; No. feed, ESQ
qsi,os. Rye: No. 2. slT9ls9; No 3.
N,3s91.aS,
Omaha Futures.
Heavy buying at the opening caused the
early advance In wheat, one OF the factors
IN making tho market frmer being i'm
proved weather conditions. which are favor
able for more effective operating OF the rail-
| roads.
There was, however, some talk among
the trade of renewed embargoes, which
would generally have an opposite effect and
| which had something to do with the late
break, although n lack of export business
was a big bearish factor.
Wheat and corn suffered sharp declines
| Just before the close, which was followed
| by comparatively sharp breaks In oats, the
May article on oats closing at b+hc.
Local range of prices;
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

New York. Feb. 13.--Cotton futures
opened steady; March, 1850; May, lSsSc;
July, 1886; October. 1850.
Cation futures closed firm; March, 1890;
Nav. lS.t4c; July, 1647c; October, 16O+c;
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

New York. Feb. ls.--Money-on call.
steady: high, IN per cent; low, ~ per
cent; ruling rate, az per cent; last loan.
az per cent; closing bid. an per cent;
offered at az per cent.
Time Loans--Firm; sixty days, 81 o. per
cent; ninety days. per cent; six months,
40<h per cent
Prime Mercantile Papcr--4 per cent.
Sterling Exchange - Sixty-day bills,
A.72A; commercial sixty day bills on banks,
s4.72h: commercial sixty day bills, b.72
demand. H,75; cables, S47s 7-is.
siiver--Bar. 7sc: Mexican dollars, cine,
Bonds---Government and railroad. irregu-
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

New York, Feb 1s.-Metai-Lead. 1850
9.7s. Speiter, quiet: spot, East St Louis
delivery, Slos7h. Copper. frm eiectroly-
tic spot and nearby. nominal; second and
third quarters, 81. 90 @ $500: sales for third
quarter have been made at s31. SO. With pro-
ducers asking $500 Iron, frm; No. I
northern, $50. o $500: No. ., 351.5o63:.5o;
No. southern, S305 131.5o; No. 2, $4,000
$3.50 Tin. steady; spot, $500 $500.
At London--Copper: Spot, fl3s; futures
1874 eiectrolytic. fl7. Tin: Spot, f1ss SIS;
futures, f1s3. Lead, f5o los Speiter, fT.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

su $. r. Is, reg. ~ NJ K. & T. 1st Is 76k
sdo coupon -. % EMO. p. con. IS, .10s
~. s. IS, reg. loo sMont Power SIS. 9S
sdo coupon ...i0o&N. Y. C. deb. 6s. i0s&
sU. s. As, reg. ..1efhN, Y. City AIS. .1eTh
sdo coupon ,.,i0a New Haven 9. 6s.l00
A. T. q 7. c. 4hs. lo4 No. Pacific 4s.... eS%
Anglo French Is. s0N do as ......... Sc
Atch. gen. 4s.... s3hore, s. L. ref. Is. o.
3. 4 o. 4s....... % Pac. T. a. T, Sc. ..l00%
Beth. st. ref. IS 100 Y Penn. con. Ans. .l0b& u
Central Pac. list. seh do gen. 4hs.. .1olh
C. & o. CIV. 4hs. sax Reading gen, as. s4is
c., b. 4 q. il. As 91Js So. Pac. ref As, 100
c., &St p .cy.ss 103A do ref 4s...... si%
c. r. l. & P. r. 4s rs So,N Railway SIS ..l00is
&c. & s. ref 4hs.. s3S Union Pacific A. aS 4
D. 4 r. q, c. Is. s0h do CIV. ts...... ssia
Erie gen. ts..... s7AU. s. Rubber ss. .1o2% x
Gen, Elec. IS. .1eb% Y. s. Steel IS. ..1o5 Y
Ct No. lat AIS. ssh Nv. Union AS. ss
J. G. ref. Is: -. sah Dom. of C., 1871. ssA
X. c. So. ref. bs.. ST sBid.
81 A n un As "a
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

sugar Mhrket.
New York, Feb. 13.-Sugar-Raw, Arm:
centrifugal. 5o2c; molasses t.15c, Refined
steady; cut loaf, 1000: crushed, I75c; mould
"A" and cubes, 7.25c: xxx powdered
$500; diamond "a" s.76c; confectioners
s7sc; diamond "a" s.7Sc; confectioners
A, 6s5c; No. /, $500. Unsatisfactory poll
tical conditions in Cuba and a firm spot
market led to active covering In sugar fu-
lures. At noon prices were IA to 10 points
higher
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14

idSe ctock IN Sknt.
Receipts OF live stock at the ave prinoipa
western markets yesterday,
Omaha daily bee., 1917-02-14
LIVE STOCK MARKET
Cattle Slow to Ten Cents Off
Sheep Slow, but Steady
to Stronger.
HOGS FIVE TO TEN LOWER

Omaha February 70. 1917.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
. DIFFICULT QUESTION TO ANSWER.
ny THEODORE ROOSEVELT.

a CORRESPONDENT in Pueblo, Colo, writes me as
- follows:
"By what logic are We at peace with Austria when she
is furnishing troops or artillery to Germany TO fight and
kill our soldiers on the western 'front.'
"The same question might apply to Turkey Remcm-
her. too, that We are furnishing money and supplies to Italy,
our ally, in the struggle with Austria. The western folks
are looking to YOU to answer hard questions Of this sort
for u, which we don't understand"
Neither nor anyone else can satisfactorily answer the
question A limited liability war in which We fight Ger
many ourselves and pay money to Italy and Russia to en-
able them to fight Austria and Turkey, with whom We arc
at peace, sayors of sharp practice and no, OF Statcsmansh,p
1t j, a good rule either to stay ont Of war or to go into 1t
but not to try to do both things at once.
Moreover, this matter Squarcly tests our sincerity when
We announced that We went to war to make the world safe
for democracy GIhc phrase must have been used in a some
what oratorical fashion, anyhow, because we have ourselves
within the last year OF two made the world entirely unsafe
for democracy in the two small and weak republics "a HAITI
and san Domingo. Therefore, the phrase must have meant
that We intended to make the world safe for well behaved
nations, great or small, to enjoy their liberty and govern
themselves as they wished If it did not mean this the
phrase was much worse than an empty flourish, for it was
deliberately dcccitiul. II it did mean this then We rccant
our promise unless We at once go to war with Austria
and Turkey.
Both these nations are racial conglomeratcs in which
one or two nationsIitics tyranniic over other subject nation
alities. The world will not and can not be safe for dcmoc.
,racy until the ArmenianS, the Syrian Christians and the
Arabs are freed from Turkish tyranny and until the Poles,
Bohemians and southern Slavs, now under the Austrian
yoke, are made into separate, independent nations, and until
the Italians of southwest Austria arc restored to Italy and
the Runanians OF eastern Hungary to Rumania,
Unless we propose in good faith to carry out this pro-
gram, We have been guilty of a rhetorical sham when We
pledged ourselves to make the world safe for democracy
The United States must not make promises which II has no
intention of performing We are breaking this promise and
incidentally are acting absurdly every day that we continue
at nominal peace with Germany's fellow tyrants and sub
Jet allies, Austria and Turkey.
Copyright. 1917, The Kansas city starr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

One good thing about the pllcketlcSs
dress is that a woman saves two hours
a day that she would otherwise employ
in yelling behind to see II il was open
More women would trim their own
hats only they know that the ones who
trim their husbands for their hats would
give them the laugh
You will never gain any distinction By
being a Crouch The woods are iull OF
groucheS. II YOU want tO attract at
%icn,ion he an op,imist They are mighty
scarce.
Don't cuss your luck. We once saw n
man catch a roval flush and he won a
l0-cent ante with i. And the vcrv next
pot had $40 in il and was won nv a
man with a Chinese face who had a lone
pair Of lacks.
4 Fat mans wife is always giving him
Haliiax because he drinks beer. And a
thin mans wife believes that a little
beer would he good Tor her husband
The mar who thinks he is too old .
learn is usually too young to know
snv better.
II YOU were hungry and out Of luck
which would YOU rather have-a rabbit
foot or a pigs foot
Women are smarter than We give
them credit for being BY talking a,
much as they DO they do not have :
listen to others talk
4 man may I've crazy enough ahou'
\ sunrise 90 stay no to see u But vOr
can't make him get IN to- see It
r r is emerging from his hermitage
n Oyster Raw and is pcttinr his name
on the front page again But he viii
| always remain a d~'Sannointcd man he
| cause he overlooked delivering his mes.
, ,apcs to congress in person
When two women who have h7hic.
about the same age harncn to meet thc'
have rs good a time SwanpinC lies a.
No two men who have had rheumatism
'ur ahou, the same neriod.
Nnothcr reason why we hate cats !
because the blame things arc either try
my io yet ont ~ the house OF irving Il
gc, into the house
II T., hard To- tell whether = woman i
attracted nv the BARGAINS i'm a shoy
window or Nv the reflection OF her fac.
in the glass.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

B@M matt Nfason
Gpyrygtr I9y7
BEGGARS ON WHEELS.

ISEE million autos scoot before my
dwelling daily the engines hum, the
honk horns loot, the wheels are
spinning gayly | recognize a lot
of Jays who thus 20 whizllng past
me, and say, at beats me how
they raise the whcrewithal, dodgast
me-" For there goes Boggs. who
doesn't pay the butcher and the baker.
who's standing off from day to day.
the patient undertaken. And there goes
SkaggS; | saw him stick a mortgage
on his Shanty he couldn't get a prune
on tick 'twixt here and NpSilanti And
there goes SwiCg he's borrowed money
from every friend and ncighbor; he's
so cnamorcd Of his fun. he's cut out
useful labor. | see the long procession
go, the t%lrclcSS autos fitting. and won
der, as | watch them flow. what poor
house they'll be hitting An auto takes
a goodly hoard some traps its always
wanting not one in twenty can afford
To keep a motor Iauntlng. But every
one now has his car, no mans SO badly
busted that he can't lunkct near and
Tar, past creditors Disguised
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Poems You NAV Not Care to Read.

Tho Aird1le In the Fog.
oh she will never smile no more for her
lover has gone to war
oh he was caught IN the draft by Y.
y.
oh he said he couldn't serve because he
didn't have the ncryc
To leave her al alone by herself that
awful way
oh She lived In tho country fair where
there was always air.
hut TO the city she was forced for work
to go
oh she hid nm Alrdnlc dog which she
caught once In u fog
And this IL what kept her spirits from
getting low.
oh her lover lar away IL ava far
away
As she sets NIL alone in tho park looking
for work
on n policeman passing by glanced at
her from out his eve
And thus her heart stopped beating with
u jerk
on now she II no more and her lover
over there
over the top got her picture and the
dog
ON he sSid he would fight I'll Rim did to
death him cruel XIII
Hut h. would save her picture and the
Airdalc In the FOX
nm X. Rodgrr.
(Note This % IL TO AXE the place
ot Tipuerrnrric for the american think
these words do good 10 tho sllckcrs and
others who are patriotic I'M X
Bodgcr)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
RALLY, YE BUSINESS MEN.

MORE than one business man in Oklahoma City aban-
- doned mercantile affairs for the week that we're alb
eosbing our share Of the Liberty bonds. But there are
many men, leaders in civic affairs, who cry TOO BUSY"
when asked to get out on the firing line and help In the
campaign.
Rally, ye business men. You're not giving your service,
q the front. You're not in the region where poisonous
Gas takes life toll You're not bending in a trench where
shrapnel siules all around you. You're here at home among
friends. And you're expected to get out and help place
this Liberty loan.
Rally, ye business men. Even IL YOU do lose some
money by being absent from your counting room, you're
making an investment OF time that means liberty and
protection for your wife and babes.
Rally, ye business men.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
"Sape the Waste and Win the War;
LIBERTY BONDS OR TAX RECEIPTS7

YYNCLE SAM wants a few billion dollars, and he pro
- poses to assemble $3,U0GOm OF it right now. The
method Of acquiring this money is through the medium
OF government, bonds. II that does not bring the money,
TAXATION WILL. Uncle Sam will go after tins huge
amount; and when uncle starts after anything he doesn't
come back with empty hand or empty purse.
Many rich men are subscribing to Liberty bonds
Many other rich men are not. The rich Stacker should be
driven out Of town. He proposes to rest securely behind
the big desk while others get out and raise money that
assures a stable government which protects the rich and
poor. But the people will get around to the rich slacker's
case soon; and the rich Stacker who refuses to buy Lib
erty bonds is due for an awakening when he will become
Q social and mercantile ou,cast, with business gone, and
friends lodging him.
In an address made At San Diego, Mr.. MoAdoo, our
secretary Of the treasury, said IL 1t happens that the people
with money fail to- absorb this Liberty bond issue, we will
have coascription of wealth. 1t is the right sentiment.
II rich men refuse to invest in government bonds at
I percent and continue to make their money earn 4
higher rate, the government will step in and adjust this
affair. Under no circumstances shall we permit the prose
eution Of the war to fail on account of a lack of funds II
Ne cannot get them through the volunteer system, the
funds will be acquired in the other way, The govetnmep,
does not propose to waste a lot Of time fooling with rich
men who put their selfish ideas above the national wei
fare.
The situation pertaining to rich slackers is no worse
In Oklahoma City than in some other places. The rich
stacker appears In every community. But he had better
reform. The people are losing their patience. Through
legal operations, the people propose to get the rich man
money into the war. II the rich man will not bring the
money to the cashiers office, the cashier will send some
enc around with the new warrant which will call for the
enlistment Of capital through the taxation route,
And when the rich man pays a war tax he never gets
hs money back. II he invests in 4 percen, bonds the prin-
eipal comes back, and the interest is paid semi annually
Let the rich Stacker beware.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

command Ot myself -RabclAiS.
a couple OF men were talking about
their respective wives the other day at
the club
You have a very sympathetic wife.
| should say" remarked one.
81 don't know about that" hesitated
the other.
well, | only Judge from what | saw
from my house the other morning when
YOU slipped and iell on the steps as
YOU were coming out with her. Why,
! saw her actually crying over it."
The other man didn't look pleased at
all.
"Ncs." he admitted reluctantly "Shc
cried but not over my injuries. ga,
down IN that contoundcd dog OF hers
Indeed | didn't hear him howl"
"Wcll, ! should say not The dog
wc,ghN-or did wcigh-two pounds, and
! weigh 100"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Our Daily Birthday Party.

DR. Henri BcrgSon, celebrated French
philosopher, who has a large follow
ing among American intcllectuals, born
in Paris, 50 years ago today.
Nikola Tesla, famous electrical in
ycntor. born in Austria Hungary, %
years ago.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
This Would Be a Position.

Our idea NJ a good job Would be SIC
in which you received a busy mans
salary and a school teachers vacation
| ukc McLuke. You have hit on tho
right method Of Distinguishing between
a job and position, Luke Wilmington
Journal Rcpuhllcan.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
BEATS MANY OIL DIVIDENDS.

IN the Spanish-Americsn war the government issued Z
= percent bonds which went to III on the New York
money market within three years. That was a profit OF !
percent per annum plus interest of ! percent, or a 7 percent
net return for three years. What will Liberty loan 4 per
cent bonds sell for in three years.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
.enty-five Years Ago Today.
One Year Ago To-day in the War.

Oct. II, IVIb-Nmcrican agents OF
Bremen, German merchant submarine,
abandoned hope of her safe arrival
Germans launched an attack against
Russian line from the PinSk marshes
to Roumania, a distance Of 800 miles.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

One Hundred Years AGO Today.

l8l7-Alcxandcr Mitchell, the adopt
ed American. who saved the financial
credit OF Wisconsin born IN Scotland
Died in New York, April 10, lS%.
Seventy-five Years Ago To-day,
lS42-A submarine telegraph was was
laid between Governors Island and
New York City-the first in America,
Fifty Years Ago Today.
lS67-Corncrstone laid for the new
Masonic temple in Baltimore.
twenty-five Years Ago To-day.
892-Lon distance telephone opened
between Chicago and New York City.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

R Scott Of Milwaukee is one Of th-
old fashioned men who raises a beard
every winter to avoid colds and sore
throats.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Fooeyl

Every day will be Sunday hy and by"
said the enthusiastic proh,b,tloni,t,
won't that be lovely for the patent
medicine manufacturers, commented the
rcundcr.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Fifteen Years Ago.

The Federation OF Womcn's clubs Of
Oklahoma and Indian Territories,
which was IN session this week at
Shawnee, adjourned today after elect
ing the following officers President.
Mrs. J. {. Roberts, kingiisher; first
vice president, Mrs. NJ Conlan second
vice president, Mrs. Miller, Fl Reno
recording secretary, Mrs. J. Adams OF
Shawnee treasurer, Mrs. L. NJ. Keys,
Hobart general secretary, Mrs. Ed
wards, Norman, representative to
Louisiana Purchase commission, Mrs. r.
{. Hume, Anadarko.
Mrs. John W Shartel entertained
this afternoon IN honor Of her sister,
Mrs. Governor Ferguson.
Alderman L. / Leach, Walter Allen.
Bob Myers, H. II Howard, Carl Har-
vey and Charlie Harvey returned today
from a ten days hunting trip in Arkan-
,aS and the Creek Nation.
The work of paving the streets i,
progressing most satisfactorily. The
north side Of Main street is paved from
Harvey To the Santa fe tracks and the
south SIDE will be completed to Rob
InSon street this evening. On Broad
way the concrete base has been laid
from Main TO First street and today
will be finished from Main to Grand
avenue on the east side.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Alta Roy

Maybe YOU knew. or didn', YOU, that
VIII Garry is playing quarterback on
the Cornell University football team
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Deem Stuff

Rear this In mind. said Oswald Blosc
To several Of his chumS
Tho man who won't pay ms no goes.
Must soon pay M he comes"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

OF course YOU can deal where you
please when you are in Montgomery,
Ala But how would YOU like to buy
your meats from the Grouchy Sons,
who have a butcher shop in that city,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

The paint and varniSh men in convention at Chicago
adopted patriotic resolutions. We can always depend upon
the paint men to rally to the colorS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
IInhl

wonder NJ his ignorance.
II often makes me rave.
Ho has an open countcnance,
Yet he wants u close shave.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Names Is Names.
Herr lie Is.

A Silvcrnail is an exprcSsman at
Poughkcepsic, N Y.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

Oklahoma Cty is asked to buy Liberty bonds IN the
amount Of 100000 We should promptly oycrSuhsct,hc
this allotment.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Fac.

Those who both wealth and fame have
won,
Have worked with Zcst and earned their
And you won I earn promotion son,
Ny looking at the lock all day.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
h Q IL Happened.

isn't il funny about cheese" said the
Rummy, as he helped himself to the free
lunch.
isn't what funny about cheese" de
handed the Barkcep. as he reached for
a club
why, it is the only food product that
costs more after 1t gets rotten ex-
planned the Rummy, as he headed for
the door.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Great Scheme.

why do YOU and your wife go visit
ing every Sunday It" asked Jones.
ITO keep from being visited replied
Smith.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

used to say: Lips That Touch lirkcr.
Shall Never Touch Mine"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

We are all opposed to the boarding Of food, Bu, sem
6ment favors the boarding of Liberty bonds.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
'CUKEM:LUKE
Ills COLUMN
Copyright 1877
Correct

Said old Mr. South
To u friend BLESS my soul,
A punch I'm the mouth
IN worth two In the bowl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Noucel

We regret to report that Rev Frank
N,lltcrroud ot Cincinnati, the chaplain
u' the club. has accepted the p]aStota'c
ut the Central Christian church at
Bristol. Tenn and has lett rs.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

The man who has a bundle Of Liberty bonds can claim
to be a real patriot
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Daily Special.
Luke McLnke Saws.

Every Man Has Credit Enough To
Get Into Debt.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18
Lines Worth Remembering.

How shall ! be able to rule over
others, that have not full power an
command OF myself -Rabclais.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-18

She Has Daughter who Likes Cocktail
Harry wants to know what has hc
come oi the old fashioned girl who