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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-11-05
THE JUDGE SEES ANOTHER
STAIN

II RUE to form Judge Low
W ell bushes with shame
and sees a stain upon the
fair name Of Pendleton be-
cause Anne Martin was not al
lowed to speak here Saturday.
This is not the first time Judge
Lowell has seen things. A
year ago he was shouting that
the reelection of President
Wilson would mean a stain
upon the American flag. Yet
the President was reelected
and the flag to most Of our peo-
pie is as glorious as ever. The
plain assumption is that the
Lowell eyesight is not to be re-
lied upon. There is further
comfort in the fact the Judge
seems to be the only man out
Of some 1000 or 5000 people in
Pendleton who entertains such
thoughts of Pendleton's dis
grace.
soSs~~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-11-05
PENDLETON MAKES
LOYALTY PLAIN

m ENDLETON gave notice
10 Saturday-through the
u city's chosen representa-
tives-that it is loyal to the ma
ton and willenot tolerate street
speaking by those who through
foolishness or for a worse rea-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-11-05
nY EAST oREGoNAM rENnLnroN OREGON MONDAY NOVEMBER


lot the tault IS with them, not
WITH our form OF government.
Not only IS TINS democracy
but lust now 1t IS a democracy
at war toF the safety OF human
lty ana the protecuon OF popu-
lar government throughout the
world. 1he country IS calilnS
IT'S resources ana lts MANHOOD
to the struggle ana the re-
spmse Is beng given with
loyalty that SHOWS tne people
Know the sltuaeioh IIlaC con
fronts Us ana the necessity OF
victory. Inc country Is IN the
war 10 WIN ana 1t Is gong 10
win.
Fendleton mas oeeh uolhg ltS
part from the beginning, Our
town has sent more than rs
quota OF men INTO military ser
wee. The town by itself mas
taken close 10 Two Inl!Iloh ooi-
lars IN liberty oondS-eNcet,eo~
ing the record OF any other
town OF ITS SIZE. Our women
IN their ked cross WORK nave
accomplished more than have
the organizations IN most towns
many times our population;
The action OF the city councI
Saturday was put IN Keeping
with the Penuletoh spirit,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-11-05
SUBSCRIPTION RATES


son have been insulting the
President; have by the display
of certain banners in Washing
ton gone close to if not across
the border line of treason and
have by their behavior given
foreign nations an impression
of dissension- in this country at
a time when the necessity OF
war calls for a united front.
There was sound reason for
the passage of the ordinance
that prevented Miss Martin
from speaking. She was the
accredited representative Of
an organization that called the
President of this republic
Kaiser Wilson" and publicly
expressed to the Russian com
mission the treacherous senti-
ment that this country is not a
d democracy and that our gov
eminent was deceiying the
Russian people. They did that
at a time when Russia was in
turmoil with radicals and Ger
man propagandists ready to
use such stuff to their good ad-
vantage.
The militants to the contrary
Notwithstanding, this country
is a democracy, the best there is
on earth. 1t has a constitution
under which the people rule
and under which the women OF
the various states may obtain
equal suffrage when they de-
sire it. The methods by which
Oregon women obtained the
ballot are open at all times to
the women in all other states.
If eastern women do not as
sert themselves by legitimate
proceedings and obtain the bal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-11-05
OUR LESSONS, TOO.

OUR LESSONS. TOO. :
A little child. With lessons all un- 4
learned
, And problems still unsolVed, be-
fore me stands:
, With tired, puzzled face to me
upturned.
She holds a slate within her 4
outstretched hands: I
My sums are hard cannot I
think tonight: 4
Dear father. won't You make
the answers right2" 4
q,
Thus do I come to thee, great !
Master, dear;
My lessons. too. are hard; my (
brain is weak.
Life's problems still unsolved,
the way not clear.
The answers wrons-thy Wis
dom I would seek. I
A tired puzzled child. l pray to-
night:
Here is my slate-O make
the answers right
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
PUTTING 1T OVER

A certain country town once pos
sessed an influential citizen who
opposed every worthy movement
not fathered by himself. He was
chronic kicker and the despair of
the town, for in one way or another
he invariably carried his point!
One day band of olive wires"
devised a new way to get an i'm
provement through They secretly
arranged for it to be introduced at
the meeting of the village board,
with the public invited to express
their views.
The live ones" were present and
so was the kicker. But contrary
to his expectations the "wires" vo-
ciferously opposed the measure.
This was too much for the kicker,
and he Immediately launched into a
strenuous advocacy of the measure
which he had previously intended to
'kill. 1t carried with a whoop.
We might take a lesson and "put
one over in this town.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
Milk = Milk
Our Dairy is Conducted on
the Most Sanitary Lines
YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED
John II. BOunt
35-tf
YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED
DIDN'T START FUSS

Out in Kansas, country editor
recently raised his subscription
price from 81 to $3.50 a year and
some of his subscribers kicked and
said his paper wasn't worth $3.50
a year. He heard of it and replied:
"YOu may be of the opinion that
the paper isn't worth $3.50. Meth
er is a gallon of gasoline worth
25 cents nor 10 pounds of sugar
worth 81; nor pound of veal
worth 80 cents; nor a bushel Of
corn worth so cents, but these are
the prices people are paying. P0-
tatoes are retailed at 50 per
bushel and SOW bosom at %
cents a pound. So don't get mad at
us. Goodness knows, we did not
start that fuss in Europe"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
MAKE THE WORLD BETTER

Would you have the world better
and brighter?
Then light up the way as you go;
Make some little part of it lighter
With beams from your life's
steady glow;
Make the world you live in your
debtor
As through it you journey along.
Be good, and the earth will grow
better;
Do right and the right will grow
strong;
Trim the lamp that is left to your
keeping,
And fan it with breezes of hope,
Lest shadows your life DER creeping
Leave others in darkness to grope.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
THE MOTHERS OF THE WORLD

The first mother OF whom we
have any knowledge was the mother
of Cain and Abel, the much abused
Eve, who has been held responsible
for so much of the trouble that ex-
lists in the world II is written
that Eve was created after Adam.
so woman has always occupied a
second place in the management of
the worlds affairs. Yet Eve must
have possessed superior mental
qualities or she could never have
led Adam into such evil ways, and
the circumstances attending Ewes
unhappy interview with Adam all
point to the fact that Eve was men
tally Adams superior.
Notwithstanding the fact that
in the beginning woman was Sec
ond in the race, it has been dem
Onstrated beyond cavil that mother
love is the hottest, purest passion
of the human heart. The mother
instinct is almost supernatural
Even the brute mother will fight for
her offspring and when the light
dies out of the mothers eye, no
other eye, save the eye of Omnipo-
tence will ever follow the child in
all his wanderings as she has done.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
IN INTEREST OF SEMINARY

Mr.. Jack Cornelison, a native of
this city, and well known to many
local pepole, has been here for sew
eral days in the interest of the
Presbyterian Seminary, of Louis
vile, with which he has been con-
nected, for several years with head
quarters in Louisville. He has been
warmly greeted by many old friends.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
PROSPERITY VS.. HIGH PRICES

''No such thing exists in America
as prosperity for just one class, I'M
less il exists for ALL" SO said a
noted statesman last fall, and mil
lions Of Americans believed him.
but we differ from him.
Our present so-called prosperity
is q prosperity of the CLASSES.
It is most emphatically NOT a
prosperity of the MASSES.
The munitions manufacturer is
prosperous because Europe is clam
oring for his products.
The automobile makers prospers
because the craze for the buzz
wagon is on the upward slant
The farmer prospers because
Europe demands his products.
Certain other special industries
prosper because a war crazed Eu-
rope need their wares with which
ito prolong the struggle.
And there the REAL prosperity
ends. The millions of salaried
men and women and the more mod
4
est wage earners are UNNECESSARILY
worse off than they were five years
ago. Thousands of printers and
publishers are facing actual ruin
The small merchant has difficulty
in making both ends meet. Thous.
ands of professional men are won
dering how they can pay their rent
High prices are the result OF
this half prosperity, but ALL people
have them to pay. The Glasses
have the money with which to pay
but the MASSES are wondering
where in blazes it is coming from.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
THE KNocKER

10y ONfHhat"J sfNtR fa'fff
community cusses him, and every
community tolerates him.
lie is usually an unsuccessful
business man whose Objectionable
ways have been the direct cause of
his losing in the game of life. lie
must needs vent his spleen on some
one or some thing. Admitting no
fault in himself, ergo, the fault
must be in his environment--hence
he knocks.
He is a pestiferous cuss, and as
little as we may believe it, he really
does harm.
He is sure to get the ear of many
new men in town and pours into
their ears his abuse of the place.
According to him conditions are all
crosswise. The business men are
cheats and swindlers. The profess
sional men are quacks and shysters
To his way of thinking there isn't
decent mechanic in the place
Even the laborers are lazy and
trihing. The town is dead and is
no place for a live man to tarry
His soured soul fairly writhes and
squirms with sardonic JOY wher
he sees that his miasmatic mouth
ings are having their intended effect
upon the victim. That is the knock
er-that is his story, his way.
If there is a public enterprise
planned that needs cooperation and
united effort he is Immediately pos
sessed of a superior wisdom and
begins with glee to point out all OF
the weak spots. No calculations
can by an possibility work out as
intended. Men upon whom the en-
terprise depends will prove weak
or traitors. The plans are al
wrong. The whole thing is a piece
of stupendous folly, and he for one
will have nothing to with it.
But what a pity he will not
That would be all the community
would ask for him and his mouth.
And thus it goes on year after
year.
Does it have an effect, you ask
1t certainly does. The business
life of community, contrary to
the opinions of many, is susceptible
to influence from adverse critics
Perhaps not half of his hearers
know the real cause of his pessi-
mistic knockings. and in many
minds "a doubt fingers and things
that should go with rush are un-
accountably slow and tagging.
But what, say you, can we do
with him?
May we make a suggestion?
Every time this insect opens his
mouth to knock tell him that there
are quite a number of roads lead
ing AWAY from the town, and cor
daily invite him to take one of
them and follow it to its end.
And let every loyal citizen of the
town give him the same advice,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06
1T is, NOW

The Cynthiana Democrat says
that the concensus of opinion on the
calling of an extra session seems
to be that one Legislature in the
bush is worth two in Frankfort.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

Life may not be all roses on the
farm, but there's Il heap of salts
faction in knowing that every time
a hen cackles you can hear the
money jingling in your pockets.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

Of the people who buy goods on
credit 40 per cent. never pay in
full, 7 per cent. never pay at all,
and we don't know how many wish
they could get out of paying.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

We never could abide the fellow
who talks learnedly on subjects he
knows nothing about. And that,
gentlemen, is why we have never
attempted to diagnose the mind of a
woman
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

If you feel that you simply
must alope, grille, first write out
thriller and get yourself ON the
front page. He'll be looking for it.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

Don't stop to remark in pass
ing" Keep right on going and
you'll get there.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-02-06

Ii you can't speak well of this
town, at least don't speak at all.
Williams news., 1917-11-08
6,OOO,OOO Huns Lost in War

Germany has lost six million men in the three years of war. according to a declaration made in the reichstag by the in dependent socialist Ledobourg. A report of his speech reached Washington thru Switzerland.
 The socialist leader said
 You have not, evidently, gen tlemen, an exact conception of what war means. We have had 1,50O,OOO dead; three or four million wounded, of whom 5O0- 900 are crippled for life and two million absolutely invali- dated. That makes altogether six million men lost during the three years.'
 Arizona Record
Williams news., 1917-11-08
EVEN AT LAST.

A young man and a young woman leaned on the front gate. They were lovers. It was moonlight. He was loath to leave, as the parting was the last. He was about to go away.
 "I'Il never forget you." he said. land if death should claim me my last thought would be of you"
 "Tll be true to you," she sobbed, ''I'n never love anybody else as long as I live"
 They parted. Six years later he re- turned. His sweetheart of former years was married. They met at a party. She had changed greatly. Be tween dances recognition took place.
 "Let me see,'' she unused, twas it you or your brother who was my old sweetheart?''
 Neither" he replied. Probably it was my father"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Agricultural Demonstration

The agricultural extension service of the State University will present at the State Fair demonstrations in many differ ent lies of agriculture and home economics with special features on conservation and increased production. They will include demonstrations by boys and girls clubs and canning teams, home economics, seed supply, rodents, war gardens, COW test ing, experiment substations. and the sundry other things un- der these heads.
Williams news., 1917-11-08
BREAKING OFF CONNECTION.

Well" said the far West mayor to the English tourist, "I dunno how you manage these affairs over there, but out here when some of our boys get tied up in that thar bankrupt tele- phone company I was tellin' yer about they became mighty crusty!"
 "Oh!"
 "Yus; they didn't like the way the receiver was handlin' the business mo- how"
 Indeed" commented the earnest listener. "Then, may I ask what they did?"
 ''Sartinly. I wuz goin' ter tell yer. They just hung up the receiver"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Attention Missed.

'I thought Crimson Gu1ch had re- formed.''
 'It had" replied Broncho Bob. "But it seems wide open now.''
 "We had to make some kind of demonstration. There's nothin' we used to enjoy so much as havin' good talker come along an tell us how. wicked we were. We've been so reg lar respectable that nobody pays the least attention to us an we feel slight ed.''
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Expressions of Genius.

Modern genius expresses itself in mechanical inventions, such as the sub marine" said the philosopher.
 'Yes," replied the statesman. "Some- times I wonder whether it wouldn't be better to encourage the kind of genius that's satisfied to sing or play the pi- ano and doesn't figure on actually kill ing anybody"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
A Film Trick.

"How is that?"
 "He attended movie with me the other day. At the climax of thriller the hero was thrown over cliff by the villain and rolled with sickening real ism to the bottom of ravine''
 And your boy was not impressed?" ''No. He said, 'Shucks! That's just a dummy"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
accountable food.

acceptable food.
 To properly cook, it should be dropped into rapidly boiling salted wa ter and continue boiling until the maca- roni is tender. Drain and plunge it into cold water to prevent it's sticking together, and then it may be dressed in various ways for the table.
 Nut Loaf.-Mix together a pint of soft bread crumbs, two tablespoonfXls of melted butter, half cupful of milk, salt, pepper and poultry dressing, a half cupful of nuts, two beaten eggs, all we'll mixed and formed into a loaf. Bake in a shallow pan about half hour. Serve with tomato sauce.
 Rice and Cheese TimbaIe.-Heat a cupful of milk and add cupful of boiled rice, one tablespoonful of but ter, half cupful of cheese finely minced, half teaspoonful of salt and a fourth of a teaspoonful of pepper with one egg beaten light. Pour into buttered custard cups, set in- pan of hot water and bake one-half hour.
 Corn Chowder.-Put two tablespoon fuls of butter In a saucepan, add an onion, sliced, and cook for five min utes, then add two cupfuls of sweet corn, four cupfuls of diced potatoes and two cupfuls of boiling water. Let cook twenty minutes and add a quart of milk, salt, pepper and more butter if needed. Pour over soda crackers in a dish. Serve hot.
 Bean Fricassee.-Boil a pound of marrow fat beans until tender, then drain, add a tablespoonful of butter, cupful of milk or cream, and let it stew for a few minutes. Then season with mushroom catsup, little vinegar and minced parsley. Serve at once.
 Meat Substitute.-Wash a cupful of rice and cook in plenty of boiling salted water until tender. Remove the seeds and membrane from a green pepper and chop it fine, add it to the rice with a small onion, chopped, a pint of toma- toes and a half cupful of sweet bacon fat with salt and pepper to taste.
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Read Up. Bill.

'How did Bill happen to be ar rested?''
 Left his car in the street all night without complying with the biblical injunction"
 Didn't know the Bible made any ruling on the subject"
 "Oh, yes. It says, Let your light shine.'"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
English Joke.

The Londoner-Bah Jovei Yes, over in our country the upper classes are much attached to a fish called the sole. Blooming fine fish, too.
 The American-How funnyi That sounds like a shoemaker's report.
 The LOndoner-What, my dear man?
 The American-Why, the uppers are attached to the sole.
Williams news., 1917-11-08
NuX h4x~<ao
Anomalous
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Curet

by local applications, they cannot reach the di.eased portion of the ear There is only one way to cure catarrhal Aeafness. and that ts by . constitutionei remedy. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an in- famed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is unframed you have . rumbling sound or im- closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced and this tube will be destroyed forever. Many cases of deafness are caused by catarrh. which is faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thru the blood on the mucous surfaces of the system
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by Halle Catarrh Medicine. Cir. culayo free. All Druggists. 76c.
 '. ,. CHENEY ( co. TsisAe. o.
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Accidents Will Happen.

"I'm in quandary," said the chron- ic invalid. q don't know what to do''
 Anything gone wrong?"
 'Yes, indeed. The expert dietician who has been giving me such good ad- vice ate something that disagreed with him and now he's down with an acute attack of indigestion"
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Hard to Avoid.

''It must be thrilling to be held up by bandit" said the impressionable girl. 'I would just love itl''
 eff you ever have to pay your own repair bills," growled the man at the steering wheel, you will enjoy that ex- perience every time you send your car to a garage
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Cumulative Proposition.

Everybody complains of the high cost of 1iving!''
 Of course," replied Professor Hi brow. "As soon as any man feels the high cost of living he considers him. self obliged as matter of self-pro- tection to look around and make it higher for somebody else.''
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Disappointed.

"Was the mass meeting a success?' "Oh, yes"
 ''But just now met Glithers, who was present, and he told me the meet. ing was a fiasco."
 "Shhi Glithers was the only promi- nent citizen there who didn't get a chance to make a speech" .,
Williams news., 1917-11-08

much as she might do, to an economi- cal advantage.
 As macaroni is lacking in fat, the addition of cheese or rich sauces sup ply that element, making it a most
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Disastrous.

Bill (home from college)-An' Ike hadn't been with us ten minutes Till he spilled the beans.
 Aunt Jinsey-Goodness me! At the price they are?
Williams news., 1917-11-08
Der SpieIer,

Der SpieIer. He played big games with reckless zeal, New rules to conquer fate he planned. He got mailed f1st' in the deal And then he overplayed his hand
Williams news., 1917-11-08
More Important.

Mutton is most easily digested."
 To these household hints I am inured. Here's what has me deeply interested What meat is most easily secured?
Williams news., 1917-11-08
MEATLESS DISHES.

Macaroni is one of the foodstuffs of which the average cook does not avail
Williams news., 1917-11-08
HeKTOHEN GBLNEEHzzHta

All things are possible, except per haps losing an opportunity you never had.
Williams news., 1917-11-08

Cant you assist me, sir, belong to the vast army of the unemployed?"
 'Then you'd better beat it back to headquarters quick"
Williams news., 1917-11-08

Monetarily Speaking. "What's funnier than a bull in n china shop?''
 "A bear in a bucket shop."
Williams news., 1917-11-08

Common Experience. "Pop, when you and nom started out together did you have a hard time to keep the wolf from the door?' 'No, son. Our greatest trouble was Keeping the neighbors' chickens out of the garden
Williams news., 1917-11-08

'ThiS is a real alligator Skil purse"
 "Yes, one can tell that by its snap.
Williams news., 1917-11-08

Not Much of . Show. "Did you enjoy the play?" ''Not much. The leading lady only changed her gown three times.n
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-12-04
CARROLL JONES TO WED

The engagement Of Miss Sara
Elizabeth Strange, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. d. Bryant Strange, of
Glasgow, to Mr.. Lewis Carroll
Jones, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. f. f.
Jones, of this city, has been an
nounced to take place some time
this month. Mr.. Jones is a most
excellent and deserving young man
with splendid business qualiflca-
tons. AT present he is a member
of Uncle Sans draft army and is
rising to the front, having
already been appointed Sergeant
Major. His bride to-be belongs to
one of the first families Of Glasgow
and is said to be a popular, talent
ed and charming young girl.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1917-12-04
OPENING is
POSTPONED
Sales at the Loose Leaf Tobacco
Warehouses Postponed Until
Wednesday.

Owing to a number of buyers
representing some of the largest
tobacco companies not being able
to be present today, the opening
sales on the loose leaf market
were postponed until Wednesday
morning at which time all the buy
ers will be present. 1t is estimated
that there will be about 10000
pounds offered for sale over the
floors of the three houses. Specu-
lators have been rather busy the
last few days buying tobacco at
big figures and if the market at
Lexington Monday is any criterion
several dollars will be lost. The
market at that place Monday aver
aged $3.50 but 1t Is reported that
$500 has been paid here for con-
siderable tobacco. The market
here will be as good as any in the
state and we urge the farmers
throughout this section of the state
to bring their tobacco to Mt.
Sterling