davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1917-09-07
sTARKsBoRo

Mrs. !. c. Stokes is able to be around
again.
A daughter was born recently to Mr..
and Mrs. Arson Brown.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
o. S. Stokes August 2S.
Ira Stokes is to convey the scholars
from Brown hill to the village.
Many of the farmers have not finished
haying yet on account of the bad
weather.
Mrs. Ginevra Downing has returned
home from several weeks stay with her
brother, o. S. Stokes and family.
Schools open this week with Mrs.
Wade in the village, Miss O'Connor
on Mason hill and Miss Rublee in the
Carpenter district
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1917-09-07
MODERN BAK cry

TRY ORDERING HERE, WE HAVE
A Variety OF FRESHLY BAKED
GOODIES" ALWAYS on HAND
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21

.M9ala .CMhmqhh.


Implements
c Implements this
Graded
bound by the wath.
large gatherings arsEip would
a
prevailed thirty
AZ Mower sold $500 Today better foot Machine $4,000
$4,000 Today perfect Binder for the
bushe with loo
2nch blades $500
which with the Machine that sells
liked them,
at
perfect planter
produced
unless
will perfect
the same call and seeu an
cordially yours
c W
A.. KNAPP.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21
nd Manure Spreaders Galvanized Tanks

We have a large assortment
in stock if you need one, from
4-bbls up to 20-bbls.
Wheel BarrOws
Barrel Carts
Garden Hose
Lawn Mowers
Axle Greases
Machine Oils
United States, and Sharp
less Cream Separators.
Sharpless Milking Machines.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21

The JOHN DEERE low.
down Spreader is fine.
No chains, no sprockets 60
bother; runs light, and we
have sold them long enough to
know they are durable. Bet
ter try one.
We have a couple of Litch-
field Spreaders that we will
guarantee all right in every
way, at bargain, $50 each.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21
Ford Repairs and
Service


We have a very complete
line Of FORD repairs and ac-
cessories, tires, tubes, grease,
and anything that is advisable
to use on a Ford car.
REPAIR SHOP
in connection, in charge Of
Park Knapp, who is a thor
oughly competent workman.
Repair FORDS only, and
prices right. Shop in base
ment.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21
Repair Troubles


We are not looking for them
but we know you have them,
and if you will tell us where
your pain is, we will prescribe
for you, and either furnish the
necessary parts on any ma
chine you have, or tell you
what is best to do in your
case.
You know Experience is a
good teacher.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21
Buggies and Carriages

We have always carried the lare-
est stock and finest assortment Of
high grade Buggies to be seen any
where. And while We sell more
Ford cars now than we do buggies
our stock is just as large and COM
plete as ever; and consists of the fol
lowing we'll known makes: Velie
wrought iron line, Sraver, ]. L. Clark
and GAINESVILLE lines.
John Deere and Stoughton Wagons
If you need anything on wheels,
from a wheel barrow to an automo-
bile, you can see the real thing at
our Emporium. Have a look-it
costs you nothing. Both new and
second hand.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1917-03-21
c. w. KNAPP & SON

JOHN DEERE line Of Pl Ews Seeders Planters
Harov1s andSt Standard Mowers
None
ghvhleo present stock lasts
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
News Of Fifty Years Ago
,rrom Richmond Dispatch. March 20. 1867.

The spenI1d farm ,, To miles below Richmond.
500 ii. *. Thurbcr the purchaser
three men attempted to sarro,c Andrew Tyler
Street near Marsha TyI"r drew his ps,o
rhe three men took 10 their heels Tyier pU ,red
wc and he hn ,ai ne nG, hit ono Of the robbers
Woodhouse 4 rarham have moved their i'm
stock Of books looks and Sationery from the
H. T. Morris. proprietor Of the Monumental
Hotel in this City. died yesterday afternoon, ar
Eleventh street symasoGms last night for nc
OF ot Inc Of G IN the
gard to the policy q the Sew York insurance
members Of Jewish nersuasion: TIE meeting
"T he Moore rsad eera
r' INSURANCE. agents in ills city and eisswhere
ff rnams o. H. "E r rss Ab9s
ham llirsch, George Jacobs and NJ Millhizer.
in resolutions dcnounrins the action Of the
rrs %hrm after
Evans. Judge Crump John IT, Montague. Mayor
J"scpn MnyG ane Gy Mr. Micheb"cher were
\ special meeting Of the stockholders of the
held yesterday to look into affairs Of tho
e @ %fs 10 were ere on
pointcd on various details of the matter, and
they will report at another meeting to he held
day
Tho Senate yesterday passed a joint rcsolu-
tion 10 devote $50. 900 OF the Frecdmcn's bureau
fund TO tho purchase of seeds for distribution
in the South.
In tho House Of Representatives yesterday
Thad StcvcnS'S motion to appoint a select COM
mittec on Southern railroads adopted
The Joint resolution for the adjournment of
Cor grcss TO day was defeated in tho House.
General Dick Taylor. Of Confederate fame,
WAS yesterday pardOned by President Johnson.
Fred Douglas. negro. is said to be writing
the life of old John Brown.
The United States government IS now selling
large quantities OF gold coin nearly every day.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Health Talks, by Dr.. VIM. Brady
'copsrisht. 1915. National Newspaper Service
Intent and Active Amto-IntoX icntion.

John Doe. poor fellow. suffers all sorts OF
ailm,hts from his auto-intoN ication whereas
iich"id !i"c, the lucky dog, goes scot free
Johh h's !" n'oScd or SaESihG coioh, q kink III
ms i"on tupc. perhaps taxes Il liGht iunch oil
hNcf pi!S or il!uid l'etfoHltum every MINT. YET
never 'tcI" wei ana IL: iilchard mas a Pt"Sed
OF SaHEihS colon Il hihh IN MS inner 'Npc, ana
takes h"ndfu! OF some philahthropistS horse
mcdNl''" ever! hte nv ana comes up SHINING
every day Now why does John suffer from
his auto intoNicailon while Richard escapes"
Easy. Johns nervous system is more scnsi-
tive. Johh leads "a prcCarious, high strung en-
isl encc. has lots OF trouble. or course, he is
nervous WHO wouldn't be, in Johns place:
Richard the lucky dog Sidcstcps all such emo
tionai strains. worries about nothing, takes
everything in happy so lucky way, as
likely as not dcaeS fate by ignoring all the
laws of hygiene which :, man can ignore with
out being indict ed as "A public nuisance
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
For Home Defense

MO better emergency plan could be suc-
geSted for the protection OF The city than
Mayor Ainslie'S movement to establish a
Home Defense League to serve as an auxiliary
TO the police force. When war comes. police
departments all over the country will have
their hands full dealing wit. extraordinary
conditions, and it will hardly he possible TO
increase the official forces TO the numbers
deemed desira bic There is nothing hystcri-
cal about deliberate preparedness. National.
state and municipal authorities realize that
we are confronted with serious danger. at
home and abroad. The Mayors plan. already
n effect in several communities. viii 60 far
toward meeting the danger al home
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
SEEN ON THE SIDE.
Poor Archery.

Dan Cupid once a-scoutiuS went
To search for victims, cause commotiou;
Inc bow that wings his shafts WAS bent,
Inc shafts tipped with loves fatcfu potion,
And when Il shaft sped from that bow
TWAS bound to lay somebody low.
To right and left this archer mad
dispatched his messengers of worry.
Nor cared lie IL his aim bad.
For Cupid'S always In II hurry.
III age not youth. receive dart.
Why. them quoth lie. let old age smart
Ills craftsmanship was much fault,
For hearts that scorncd him heard love snG inf
While hearts left bare to his assault
That begged the blow which he bringing
Escaped all wounds and mourncd that he
Should leave them whole and fancy free
Perhaps you've wondered in what way
Dan Cupids victims selected;
Perhaps you've thought sometimes that they
Have not been properly inspected.
Well. this is why: Dan banks Oh chance
And speeds his darts without a glance
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Americas Part in tho Uor

n MERlChS part in the war on which she
- is now about to enter viii no, he maj
OF banker merely. Let us not deceive our
selves German frehtfuncss lacks 4 great
deal OF being crushed
From sources, not unpatriotic We should
say. but certainly with low conception OF
patriotic duty. the suggestion is heard that
about all the nation should be expected 10
do is TO furnish money and aid in kccpjng
open the sea lanes FOR the TRANSPORTATION -,
food and muntion supplies
Away with such conception OF American
patriotism! Money and munitions and food
VIC must supply. but II we truly enter this
war IN defense o. the mcnaced rights of
humanity. il would be dishonorinr TO stop
with these services
There is real possibility OF an attompted
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Liberty Cnlls,

Awake. America! for in the skies
a sword Of blood and fire flashes.
Awake! From out sleek years of sluri-
Der rise,
Ere grim destruction on thee rashes.
wake. all lovers OF sweet liberty!
And train. each freeman, for the bat,
tie;
Euld armies and swift warships--thcn
our land
Will livc--lct who will their scab-
bards rattle.
Prepare! SO that the day may never he
When foes our dear homes piilage:
when wives and children perish
wretchedly.
And shame enshrouds each village.
Prepare! The souls of our dead nc .oes
call.
"sc weak no more. but brave,y
ready;
Let not the woes of Belgium on YOU
fail.
Let hearts he stout. and rifles steady"
NORTHROp MORSE.
San Francisco. Cal.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
In tho Spring.

concluded From Ycstcrday)
In the spring at dusk is heard the calling OF
tho whippoorwIl:
In the spring the moonshine makers work like
ants around the still;
In the spring the church bound females pass
all SorgcouSly arraycd:
In tho spring tho oelinG Washers rubber at
the street parade
In tho spring the subtle C-boats many merchant
vessels sink;
IN tho spring the thirsty drummer taxes a
surrcptitious drink:
In the spring the campaign speaker rims on,
sounding patitudcs;
In the spring a, corners cluster knots OF pasty-
visaSed dudes:
In the spring the gallant PoiluS clash with
BOChes hand to hand:
In the spring the lazy loafer by the busy boss
IL canned:
In the spring the ardent sutton fingers for 4
parting kiss:
In the spring facetious rimcstcrs write such
foolish stuff this.
w Il SHIELDS.
nd
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Training 81 Y. NJ. I.

NOuNG Virgnians who would qualify
themselves for commissions in the armies
their country soon Will need cannot do better
Than accent the offer OF the Virginia Military
institute to give. free OF all cost other than
board three months OF intensive military
training Only a West Point can moro cf-
hcient and improving instruction be obtained.
The institute was the West Point OF the
Contederacy. and in the War Between the
States its graduates won an mpersha BILE re-
noWn. Three months training. il is plain.
Will not ne the same thing as the training
supplied in four years. but with basis OF
character. ability and special fitness much
can he done in three months. II is an op-
portunity men so equipped should not neglect
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

invasion of our southwestern bordor We
must raise. train, and equip " large army. on
tho basis of universal service. not alone for
the protection OF our OWN territory but on
tho assumption that Il large force may be
required abroad.
There is no better place than France to
give our armies the training they must re-
ccivc To make them effective in modern war
fare, The French army is democratic its
spirit is fine its military efficiency of the
highest. and its officers and staff have won
distinction which entities them TO be re-
gardcd as the teachers of all armies Con
tact OF our soldiers with the French and
British armies in actual service will be an
inspiration. The experience and training
gained under such conditions would inspire
our own soldiers with new patriotism Let
us cease TO appraise America in terms OF coin.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Clifton Forge. Va March "a
In Honor of Jnck.on nnd Stuart.

In Honor of Jackson and Stuart.
TO the Editor or The Times Dispatch:
III arms, Washington. Ice. Jackson and Stuart.
after a visit TO Lexington tho thought struck
Of the Daughters Of the Confcdcracy ut this
favored scat Of learning
why should not Il Stoncwal jackson Daughters
College he added TO the Washington and Lee Uni
teachers under the university board Of manage
ment. having the advantages of it's chapel cXcr
ciscs. library. laboratories observatory. lee
lures healthy loc;tt social rclig ious
life Of lexington This would rc-enforcc this
great institution and in small degree repay
the debt that the Southland owes to tho mothers.
affairs burning III the dark days. whom their
husbands. and brothers were in camp and
battle such monument to Stoncwall Jackson,
who left his professors chair to Elorify Nir
Gina by "A brilliant career Of victory and death
would he most suitable living and eloquent
tribute to his memory at Lexington. his home.
and make it more than ever tho Mecca to all
admirers OF Lee. Jackson and Stuart.
We have joined in a petition TO the authori-
about To he organized at the Virginia Military
Institute he named tho j. l.; Il. stuart Black
Horse Cavalry. in honor Of the few. but mighty
feared Fauuuicr riders black horses at tho
first Full Run on that famous Yankee race
track eve also RAM and also Of the grea test
cavalryman ever foalcd by the United states
Of the veteran sixth Corps OF the Army Of tho
Potomac declared. and tho choice of tho wounded
Jackson to be his successor in command at
characteristics
Lcl by the railroads Of the South and tho
patriotic network OF roads at large. move
mcnt has hccn put on foot to build {, monument
Manassas where hc was victor in both battles
aud whcr" az tho first the gallant Zee
"f south Carolina rallying his brigade behind
tho virginia colors. gave him his battle bap-
Richmond. March -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

train that goes out OF ,this place who have
passes. They always have seats. and some OF
them arc the go all the time. Some h;lvo
yearly passes and msc them about ons- fourth
the time. The roads should out 30 many
passes. and only give them when on business
Tor the roads Let them cut out tho passes and
Tor goodness knows. they get average
ncttcr wnEcS than amy other class of labor
Ih"u there is why ] should havo to
hclp to pay for this privilege by Increase In
passes. Cut out the passes and fewer
coaches anu give pay passengers seats.
o 4 l., III,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

story. Every one who enjoyed Just
David" Will find even greater enjoy
men, in this tale OF the romantic court
ship and marriage of poor girl and
a wealthy young man. OF their es-
arrangement, and of tho final happy
ending brought about BY their dauGh-
ter. for II is a story OF everyday men
and women. told in way that viii
brinG IL close 10 every readers life
The author traces her ancestry in di-
rect line 10 Governor William Brad
ford who Was one OF the voyagcrs on
the Mayhower. and the several hooks
she has written have found large APP
probation.
Angelo" By Edmond Tarbe. trans
lated by II. W Bartoi q. 3. Lippin-
colt Company. is fascinating story
OF French life IN which Angelo. the
heroine. woman of deep spirituality.
is brought up in AN environment
against the evil Influences OF which
IL is we'll nigh Impossible 10 night. Her
standards are different from the stand
ards of those by whom she is sur
rounded; she compromises. her action
proves her downfall She gives her
soul 10 brilliant. though weak COM
poser, he, drawing upon her mag
nificcnt qualities of mind and charac-
ter. rises TO the heights and produces
an opera III which. perhaps. there is
more Of her soul than OF his-thcn
comes his weakness. and he betrays h!s
highest ideal. II is a hookful Of mu-
steal and artistic atmosphere of ideal
ism and rich humanity. The fine ira
dition OF French fiction is excellent
ly sustained, il is neither sordid, nor
brutal, but witty. charming and in
teresting.
"obs,acle. to Peace" by Samuel s.
1
OF the most important war books "f
the year. The author has recently
spent several months abroad. 3ccos-
nizins his standing as an American
puh!icist. such leading men of the
belIigerent countries as Lord North
cllfc. Lord Haldane. Herr thinner
mann, Count Rerchtold. Count Tiszs
and Baron Burian--to mention only
few--have expressed themselves to
him with extra ordinary frankness re-
garding both the war and the prob
able peace terms. and have put him in
possession of hitherto unpublished
documents OF the utmost Importance.
There are. to-day. two kinds Of OBJ
stacles TO peacc-the material oh
staclcs. such as the division Of terri
tory, and the spiritual obstacles of the
enormous hatreds engendcred. as Mr..
Mcclure visions IT. In this book these
obstacles are, for the first time, ana
| lyZed in the light of frst-hand infor-
! nation gained from responsible
sources. The result is ono OF the most
incisive and Illuminating books that
has get been called forth by the great
! war.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Cut Down unilrond pnsscs.

To the Editor Of Tho Times Dispatch:
Sr.--Sincc the settlement OF the railroad
strike the roads have askcd for An Increase in
rates. They certainly should have ii. and
have il to exist The result is the $3.50 and 81
per day man must pay II.
The roads could get rid of some expense by
cutting many passes to employees You
will find from five TO ten passengers every
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
The Voice of the People

<s evidence of good faith, letters must
give the nRnic and address Of tho writer. Name
wjI not bc published " writer 30 requests.
Muke NIL communications short.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
i.IcrnnI IEllncHA.

Grubbs--iounS ltowlcr says lie can't make
up his mind whether to offer his services the
army to the navy
S'uhbs-f!c ought TO join the aviation corps.
Then he would be certain to he in his proper
element
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

j. 7. g.. Richmond.-I'rior 10 the act ~ CON
srcss. anprovcd March = 1868. co:nlnon'v known
the draft act" tho army in The Civil War
was composed Of volunteers. There no
authority vested in lii" lrcsidcn. To cxcmn,
from military dutr under tho act cited membe RS
any religious denomination However sec
ton - Of the act or Congress. approved Feb
ruarN -. 1851 which was also draft act
provided that under prescribed conditions mem
hcrs a reliE iouS denominations who were con :
scicutiousy opnos"d 10 tho hearing Of arms
should he considered rs rorcomhatants This
section is published in Volume MIL. United
States at Large. mage {"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

The PCssin,iNt Says,

While agreeing entirely with all the remarks
which have been made about the weather of the
last four months. / have admit that ycstcr-
day such bad day
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
Price of Waste Pnpcr.

Subscriber. IIoncwcll, Nn.-Forty cents
hundred is tho value of old newspapers and
ma CazincS delivered 10 soften goat skins yor
should send to a tanner, ms this is too difficult
Ia undertake at home
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
ISnllclln lnfnnfn.

Mrs. NJ. r. C., Chase city Na.--lsahella In
f@ht wn% ar nf va HE
the in,possibiliiy of maintaining tho Neither
lands in obedience. arranged tho marriage Of
Isabella Infanta with Prime" Albert Of Austria.
This alliance OF jhc royal houses OF Spain and
Austria proved 10 he Of tho most prudent
measures ever taken by King Ihilip
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

e NJ. \. Petersburg Na.-AIiSs Ieannctt
Rankin. Of Nissomla Mont. was elected 10 Con
gross the Republican ticket, November
1916. No woman has ever been elected to tn
United states Senate.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

MIS-. W. W. =. TNCrc nine
teen in the graduating class of the Navy
Medical school i'll WashjuGiom tho first OF this
wear. of which number eighteen have been sent
out. Thirty-scvcn army doctors TO
tho border. Panama and seventeen 10
various posts in the United Stntcs
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

Count that Gay los, on which Germany does
not offer some OF its enemies scparG,e peace.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

One reason why the mobilization camp
should he al Richmond is that Richmond will
furnish far more than her fair proportion of
the soldiers 10 be modified.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

According TO latest reports the famous
Hindenburs line seems 10 be somewhat
elastic affair
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

y well-kuown business who was latcly
married. says Eilly Blair, took life
Insurance last Thursday. Coming uptown Mon
day morning. he aCcostcd by OF his
friends with the salutation:
WHATS the matter, old man" You look
worried"
Well To hc honest with YOU am You
know took out some life insurance last Thurs
day"
Yes" replicd the sympathetic friend. but
what has tina, to do with the -besone OK
preston your facc?'
Well the very next day after had il writ
ten my wife bought a new cook book Possibly
it's all right hut it certainly looks suspicious."-
Kansas City star.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

q "; s.. Clifton, ForEe Va.--E.uNemhurE IS
district in tho Eur"Dcan low country. and
lies southeast Of Belgium. It's area il 800
miles. with population of o5o.Sol in
1910. Grand Duchess Marie adelaide rules over
he
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
rInntInr i'm nnrl, nf ,hc Moor.

~. l.. T.. Chase CITY, Waffle idea of planting
tho light dark of tho moon. because Of
tho so-callcd infucn"" II has vegetation, is
an innocent superstition.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

ot William Jennings Bryan
have just this to say
oar William knows when wiSc=t
IL is 10 stay away
From whore hot words hy thickcsl,
Hen come another day.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29
The Richmond Times-Dispat oh
Information Bureau

Inquiries regarding almost topic except
inI on irEni nnd medical subjects answered
Tree u! The iimrS-Ufsputrh infornin ton Nu-
roam Through our Washington branch arc
fortunate in having tho unparalleled
resources 0f the various Eedcrai
"cnhrtrirnts aud the Ercnt Library az Congress.
which furnish information OF priceless value 10
The public. AZ all Inquiries answered d.
rcctly by personal letter, irrespective Of whether
printed. II 2-rrnt stamp Is required for return
rn>tnGc. Writer'S nnmc must hr furnished
initials will moi answer and post office address,
must he plant! given. Address rh" Timcs-
DlSputch Information Iiurcnu, Richmond. Nu.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-03-29

Frederick Palmer, tho war correspondent
thinks the head OF the censorship bureau
should he civilian. I'm this he is clearly
right. Expert and professional advice arc
indispensable. but the rcd tape which is still
plentiful in government departments were
lar better omitted in the conduct Of con-
sofship. and an intelligent civilian would
disregard ii.
Billy Sunday says THE Old Homestead"
Was the last show he saw When he sees
some OF tho Endorsed" plays. no will
realize how Times have changed