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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-07-26
LINDEN LODGES

NNiGHTS OF PYTHIAS- Lvnden
Nooge, No. 1877 meets every Mon
uay evening at the I. o. o. F. hall.
All knights are cordially invited
70 attend. F. e. DANIELS. C. c..
II. .. STEINHAUER. X. r. g. 8.
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MAGAIlNE BARGAINS-LOTS or
THEM, at The Tribune office. The
American, for two years. regular
$500. our price, $2.O0.
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Her Brilliant Ides.

After many trials and fluctuations
Mrs. Timson had managed to get a
maid" of sorts.
Now, Thurza," said she, 'be care
full about the water. We only use the
well water for drinking, as we have to
gay q nan tn numn it The rain watel
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-07-26

The. government has discovered a
monument trust, and this appears
to us to be a grave matter.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-07-26

His Trousers.
"Be sure and send my trousers out
to be pressed, and have them back by
night was the parting injunction a
man left with his wife one recent morn
ing
She called up the tailor once. He
did not come She called him up again
toward noon. A few minutes later she
heard footsteps in the hall.
"Here they are" she said, with re-
lief, opening the door and forcing the
trousers into the hands of man out
side.
Thanks" he said and shuffled away
When the tailor had not brought the
trousers back that night the husband
telephoned him.
81 didn't have time to go get Them"
the tailor replied.
The husband wore an old suit that
night.
Two days later the janitor saw the
husband.
I'm much obliged to you for those
trousers your wife gave me-" he said
St. Paul Pioneer-Press.
Tough Luck.
Old Man Ito crying boy)-What's the
matter, my little man?
Boy-I'm lost. Boo-hoo!
Old Man = Lost? Nonsense! We
mustn't give up hope so soon. Where
/ do you live?
Boy-D-don't know, sir. We've Just
moved, and l c-cant remember the adj
dress.
Old MAXWELL, what's your name?
Boy-D-don't know, sir. M-mother
got married again this morning
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News Snapshots
Of the Week

News
Of @hgspa
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Russians in
Fmnew
piping
in the
Clgogv
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The State Council of Defense has
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
International News Sports Editor.

New York, July23 The sporting
world will give more rugged soldiers
and sailors to Uncle Sam than any
lther class.
The athletic youth of the country,
With his restless, aggressive spirit
and his superb physical fitness, is in
great demand for all branches of Gov.
eminent service, and when the Stars
and Stripes are firmly planted in the
trenches aboard, backed up by thou
sands of khaki.clad American sol
diers, sports will be more than well
represented.
College men are going to play an
important part They will dominate
the thousands who will dominate
sports because they are SO numerous
and because the patriotic spirit has
swept over every school and college
in the country, squirting them to be
among the first to answer the call to
arms.
Practically every college man in the
country who is of military age and
unhampered by dependents is either
actively engaged in service now or
preparing himself to enter some
branch Of it.
Football, track. swimming and row
ing stars from colleges throughout
the length and breadth of the land
are donning the khaki, and they will
.aake the best soldiers in Uncle Sans
sreat new army.
Former football stars and track men
who made their names famous in re-
cent years have joined hands with the
student stars Of present days who are
eager to do their bit Among collegi
ate stars of the past and present who
are now in some branch off service are
Cupid Black Ted Smith, Charlie Taft,
Harry Legore, Alex Wilson, Johnny
Oyerton and other Yale stars; Eddie
Mahan, Charley Brickley, Meanix and
Captain elect Wheeler, of Harvard;
Barrett, Wintnagle and the entire
rowing navy of Cornell including
Coach Conyer; Howard Miner, jeff
Henley and Crew Captain O'Loughlin
of Columbia Charley Hastings and
jimmy De Hart, of Pittsburgh; Ted
Meredith and Mig Berry, of Penn
sylvania, Coach Williams and his en-
tire varsity football squad, of Mime
sofa; Mclean, Parrisette, Trenkman
llogg, Buenthal, Coach Tom Wilson
and Marion Wilson, Captan-elect OF
The Tiger gridiron team, representing
Princeton; Paddy Driscoll OF North
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
SOCCER PROFITS LARGE.
War Charities Benefit From Games
In Scottish LEAGUE,

The first Scottish league soccer clubs
10 issue reports on last seasons work
lng show surprising results. Glasgow's
Celtic. who won the championship OF
the Scottish league for the fourth year
In succession and also captured the
Glasgow charity cup. made "A profit OF
0,5l0. Willie the Rangers finished up
the season with a balance in hand Of
Sl2,25O Third Lanark announced a
profit Of SLIGO and enjoyed the most
successful season in the history Of the
club.
The Glasgow charity cup games. de.
cidei last month. produced $1,000 for
war charities. and since this competi-
ion was started charities have bene-
iited to the extent Of S209,J1J, The
many games played last month by the
leading Glasgow clubs for the benefit
II the various war funds resulted in
$4,000 being added.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
IN THE SPOTLIGHT.

Eddie Plank. The Gettysburg vet
iran scored his 30lst major league vie
DRY Sunday when he hlanked Wash
ington.
The Yankees lost fourth place on
their western road trip. Finder please
rotnrn to Bill Donovan.
The White Sox are now three ana
one-half games ahead of Boston which
Is as comfortable as being one iump
ahead Of wild cat.
Wallic Pipp made four hits against
Detroit Sunday. Two of them were
doubles and one triple. Thanks ia
Pipp the Yankees won in 10 innings
Swcde Risberg and Reb Russell de
fea'ed Boston. The batting, fielding
and base running Of Risberg was
enough, coupled with Russells four
hit game.
The Indians won marathon from
the Athletics and scored score oil
runs.
Ray Chapman helped his batting az
GRACE with home run.
clyde Milan, Bates, Chapman, Lie
bold and Gandil raped out three hit
apiece In Sundays games.
Lots Of minor leaguers who never
would have been drafted will get
call from Uncle Sam.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
PLAYING THE FIELD
BY Jack Veiock,

western, and "Chuch" Harley, of Ohio
State.
These are scattered few of the
/ thousands of college athletes who will
fight for democracy and the honor of
the Stars and Stripes TO name all of
the collegians who have rallied to the
colors would require unlimited space,
All other branches of sports have
come forward some more strongly
represented than others. it is true, out
all represented r. Norris Williams,
foremost exponent OF tennis in the
United States, is at Plattsburg with
the Offers Training Corps. George
NJ Church and William Washburn
have volunteered their services and
the members OF the United States
National Lawn Tennis Association are
raising three ambulance units to send
to France.
Hank Gowdy. catcher of the Boston
Braves. and Jim Scott, White Sox
pitcher, were the first major league
ball players to rally to the flag. but
others will follow, and many will be
called in the draft, The effect that
the draft will have on baseball is
causing no end of speculation. Club
owners have expressed the hope that
their PLAYERS might be allowed to
finish out the season in case they are
drafted, but there is no certainty of
this.
The star who IL worth thousands Of
dollars to his ball club today may be
called tomorrow, and many ball clubs
may be wrecked entirely through the
selective draft Nearly every ball
player in the major leagues who is
elibiblc to serve has announced that
he is ready to join the colors as soon
as the season ends, providing he is
not drafted in the meantime, and the
magnates have united in the stand
that baseball could do nothing better
than give up its stars to the army and
navy.
! Bowlers. golfers swimmers and
/ boxers are included in the long list OF
athletes who will make up the new
army but boxing is perhaps the lag
gard Of all in the matter Of coming to
! the front with enlistments. or the
many well known boxers of this
country, Jack Dillon and Willie
Richie are practically the only two
woh have worldwide regulations to
enlist Benny Leonard, Jess Willard
and others have announced that they
are ready a any time, but their en-.
/ thusiasm has not been as ardent as
that of some other athletes.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
FLYNN FAV0R|TE
IN BOUT TONIGHT
W|THFREEDMAN
OTTAWA BOY ls ON SEMI-WiNOUP
CARD or BIG BOUTS BACKED
HEAVILY TO WIN BY CHICAGO
FIGHT FANS.

Maurice Flynn will be given battle
OF his career tonight when he steps
in the ring with Sailor Freedman, o.
Chicago. in Johnnie Wagners aren;
at Racine. Wis. Much long green has
been placed On the Ottawa prodnc.
while the hackers of Freedman have
accepted all of tine Flynn money III
sight Flynn and Freedman furnish
the semi.windup attraction OF the
bout Flynn has been gong Lively
clip in pugilistic circles and his OF
tawa admirers are predicting him 4,
win.
The main bout brings together Joe
Burman, Chicago bantamweisht am
George Thompson, of California.
TO the fans Of this part of the coun
try both Burman and Thompson are
practically unknown Burman's HON
is here. and he did quite a little box
ing. but that was before he got to be
anything in the pugilstic swim. II
was necessary for the Wee person
from the west side Ghetto to become
mixed mp in the New York game be
fore his talent was recognized Bul
he showed the stuff they called ii
championship shutdown east, and
he soon became listed with the head
liners.
Thompson has never fought in this
vicinity He has done most of his mitt
welding in the far west, and his rof
ord shows performances of merit He
looked so good. Willie Richie. former
lightweight champion, made him his
protege. But Thompson hasn't Bill
Richie to assist him now, for he is
among California's enlisted men.
The fact that stands out most prom
mently is the speed that will be dis
played when they get down to thC
business of trying to score a knock.
out Burman is credited with havint
the better wallop, but Thompson does
not like that kind of talk and argues
he will show Joe that he, too can
punch II is one bout in which both
will have to go fast TO escape defeat,
and they both have The speed,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
MANAGER JACK BARRY
IS CHOSEN BY DRAFT

Boston Mass, July % (Specian ---
Manager Jack Barry Of the champion
Red Sox and Shortstop Maranville of
the Braves are threatened by the great
draft. Neither Is likely to be taken
In the first army.
Pitchers Nehf. Raglan, and Barnes,
Catcher Rico, Inlielder Rawlings, and
Outfielder Bailey Of the Braveys had
numbers that were drawn early. 9th.
ers whose numbers were drawn early
were Olaf Ilenriksen, recently releas-
ed, and }. Weldon Wyckofi, now with
Buffalo.
Barry, when he learned of the draft,
said: 1T is not worrying me as
much as how to circumvent the White
Sox have been called and that's
all there IL to it. II the country needs
me will be right there doing my level
best"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
BRITISH TONNES IN
BOUTS At The FRONT
Put on Gloves In Shell Craters,
Barns, Turnip Fields and
Village Halls.

Thousands OF boxing bouts, by abso-
lutely simon pure amateur fighters In
the British armies, have made prnc-
tically the whole force handy with
their mitts and placed boxing on IL
high plane OF responsibility.
Soldiers engage in company Journeys.
interregimental meets and In special
matches for love of the game. The win
ners receive appropriate cups or medals.
1t Is the soldier himself who wins
the medal as the form Of reward III
stead Of the cash purse. Not long ago,
in Il tournament held behind the lines
at Il French village. Il general was ask
ed to distribute the prizes. He decided
Ia give the fighters their choice be
tween money and permanent honors.
Every winner chose the medal as
against his twenty dollar prize.
Boxing has become the favorite sport
of the amy. Hundreds Of sets OF
gloves have been sent out. and yet
hundreds more are demanded.
Shell cruters. barns, barrack rooms.
turnip fields. village halls and training
fields become the scenes of organized
Journeys or impromptu bouts between
rival athletes. Sometimes there are
regulation rings. More often soldiers
stand at the corners holding the ropes.
Tommics take the company boxing
gloves into the trenches So AS to have
them handy Immediately on being re-
lieved
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
UMPIRE CRABS IN WINTER.
Ollie chili's Success Makes Him Victim
Of Class Legislation.

Baseball managers, especially those
OF the American association, when they
are tempted to argue finer points Of the
game with Umpire Ollie Chill would
do well to remember that 1t required
the entire legislature and Governor
Cats Of Florida to curb the little arbl.
traitor this year.
Chill In winter puts In his time fish.
ing for stone crabs In the gulf Of Mex
leo Off his home on Pass-agrille, Il small
island or the west coast Of Florida
Last winter the fishing activities of
Chin astoundcd the politicians Of Flor
Ida. They learned he had built up Il
large trade with many leading hotels
and fish markets north Of the Mason
and Dixon line. SO they introduced
II bill IN the house Of representatives
forbidding the shipment of stone crabs
out Of the state Of Florida. 1t passed
both houses without any opposition
and was signed by Governor Cats.
Newspapers from the Everglades
State openly admit that the meas.
ure was passed in opposition to Ollie
Chill. who practically had cornered the
market for stone crabs. He catches
them by the wholesale In n special
trap.
ITS purely class measure they
adopted ddiSp thee." sud lt,lhll. II
have scvctatf wealthy hotel intif back
Of me. nnd we intend to test the meas
ure. even II we curry It to the United
States supreme court"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Why We Walk In Our Sleep.

The reason many persons walk III
their sleep is because one part OF the
mind Is wide awake when the other Is
asleep. But the curious thing about
sleepwalking is that just because the
walker is asleep and not conscious he
can walk over dangerous spots which
would probably cause him to fall
through nervousness II he were wide
awake. But as he Is not awake and
not conscious he generally walks safely
and remembers nothing about it, So 1t
il easy to see why It Is dangerous to
awake sleepwaker while he is walk.
ing along Il preciplce or in some other
dangerous place or position. Kansas
City Times
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Great Youpo Swimmer.

Followers of swimming are watch
ing the progress of George Shroth Of
Sacramento with considerable Inter
est, many believing that he will sooner
Or later develop into one Of the aquat
ic stars Of the country. Shroth. who Is
only seventeen years old. weighs 200
pounds ANA stands six feet three and
one-half inches. He only lately has
begun to learn the fine points of the
rrawl and even as comparative nov
Ice Mt the stroke has managed to finish
second to Norman Ross. the Olympic
club celebrity, in IL number Of recent
sprint events
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Ross Breaks Mile Record.

Winner III each of the seven events
entered. Norman Ross of San Francis
go gave an exhibition Of swimming
that A. a. t. officials declared was
wonderful He began by covering the
mile IN "A minutes, 10 seconds. lower
ing the national record by 40 Is Sec
on1s He was credited with having
beaten eleven other A. A. L records OF
intermediate distances
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
. c~- 9 90 s., so 90 9 y {
BASE HIT RESULTED G
. IN LOSS OF THIS GAME G

+. "NENER will | forget base hit g
pemmitt got for us against e.
!. the st. Louis team and lost us 9.
the bali game" said n White Sox g
. player 1t was beginning to &.
{" rain when we went to bat the {.
last OF the fifth The score was 9
- tied. They tried hard To stall g
. along. hut We managed 10 get IA .
A" run home. and then they stalled g
. harder than ever. =
9 "Faher came to bat and, trying &.
= 10 strike out. kGockcd dinky s.
= gruulller the Browns didn't try /.
, 10 field. Red stole second. third {.
+: ana home on three pitched balls. g
9 no attempt being made IL nail {:
. him. {:
. 1t was up TO pcmmitt to fan. e
. for two were out, but instead Of +.
y doing this he happened to knock y
y little roller that went for =
. single Then. next instant. it =
+. poured SO hard the umpires call .
. cd il off. .
=. The score reverted and re- I.
(. manned tie. We played 1t Off /:
: aud lost" Z.
. 9, 4. . &. (. q a. q 6, o o. 90 "a q "a q, @
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
SlOAN'S CLOTHES o. r..
BUT MONKEY LACKING

(" 'NOD SLOAN, the great Amerl-
(" can jockey, was very fond OF
(. ilashy clothes during the heydny
{" of his turf career. Consequent
= ly many stories hive been told
d" about this passion. There Is one
g an old racing enthusiast tells
. about the little fellow ID
. TOD. seeking bit Of seclusi0n,
(. went to II small English Inn ten
. years or so ago, with three or
g four trunks, He got II hurry call
g to London. answered 1t, and did
@ not so buck to the little hotel
@ for month or 80.
" Meanwhile the innkeeper got
% anxious over Tod's failure to
. show up and pay his bill.
" "'Oh, you shouldn't worry
@ consOled Il friend. You've got
9 two or three trunkfuls Of his
o clothes az u security
y But, my dear man., walled
@ the proprietor, they're no good to
@ me because l haven't got mon.
. key to put 'em on"
100000 %@%@~%~@@&~
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Exercises,

When | was at school," remarked
the reminiscent citizen, they made me
Wrlte over and over IN my copybook
Honesty is the best policy"
Yes, replied Senator Sorghum.
b'it what made the impression on my
ANNA was the later and more practical
instruction. Now Is the time for all
ood men to come to the aid Of their
hrtv Mas hinptan STAG
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
National League.
JOLIET RIVAL S WIN
FROM GALLIGANS

The Joliet Rivals defeated the Chi
caSo Galleans Sunday at Joliet by
score Of to g. The Galligans scored
their first runs in the fourth inning
when T Cronin, catcher, lined out {
triple with three men on padern
played second for the Joliet team
Perry and Jacobs furnished the bat
terry for the Joliet bunch, with Dave
Black and Cro'n for the Galligans
The feature OF the game was Jacobs
circuit smash in the eight inning. The
game was witnessed by 1000 fans.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
What tho Flowers Said.

"Do you understand the language Of
fowersf' asked the sentimental young
woman.
NO replied the practical young
mnn. But the last time bought II
dozen American beauty roses they
seemed to say to me that would have
to practice rigid economy for month"
s--Illriulupbam Age-Herald.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Fer Winning Way.

Alberta oh, Harry. hope what I
IN going to SAY won't pain you, but ]
sc George better than you, and |
, nix you ought to know. Harry (bit-
.rlyi Well. Wen. give me back the
engagement ring, Alberta eagerly
hanks. Harry. how noble Of you; but
n needn't worry an.h,t the engage
cent ring. George says . may CON
nue To wear it.-l.ond0n Globe.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
MAKE THIS A DAY.

lake this day
There is gain in broodng over days
TO come;
he message of today is plain.
The futures lips are dumb.
he work CT yesterday is gone
For good or i'll. let come what may s:
ut now we face another dawn
Make this day.
he yesterday we failed to see
The urging hand and earnest face
mat call men Opportunity.
We fail to know the time or place
or some great deed, what need to
fret?
The dawn comes up 4 siIvery gray;
The golden moments must be met
Make this i day.
This day is yours, your work is yours;
The odds are not who pays your
hire:
The thing .accompIished-that en-
dures,
II it be what the days require.
te who takes up his daily round,
AS one new armoured for the fray;
Tomorrow steps on solid ground
Make this a day.
The Talisman.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
Preventing w aste.

rs your wife practicing any new
economies"
You bet she is. She is cutting up
the monthly bills as they come in and
richmond Times Dispatch.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23

Azrael, which means In Hebrew "tlic
help of God" In the Jewish aud Mo
hammodan mythology was the name o.
nm angel that watches over the dying
and separates the soul from the body.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
LACKING THUMB AND
EYE, FANS ThiRTY-FiVE

+ pIIND in one eye William 4
: FOrsythe, nineteen year +!
= old pitcher. Is trying to make his I
+ way in baseball fame despite I
+ this at,liction and crippled I
+ pitching hand like the famous
+ Miner Brown. Forsythe lost the I
+ thumb Of his right hand several
: years ago, hut stumpl!ke por- 1
! ton allows him to get firm +!
= grip on the ball He recently I
+ famed thirty five men in two I
i games, holding his opponents to I
+ three hits In the first contest 1
+ I
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
BlNGl.ES AND BONERs.
POOR OLD VET.

No re old, Ed Flank,
You are almost through.
For years you've been pitching ball.
you're almost through,
Letting big league clubs "a
Put across any runs at ALL" II
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
NATIONAL. LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
No games scheduled.
Games Today.
Chicago at Boston.
Pittsburgh at New York.
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Cincinnati at Brooklyn.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
STANDING OF CLUBS
AM ERiCAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Chicago. 2; Boston, 0.
st Louis. 4; Washington, 0.
Washington, >, st. Louis. D
Cleveland, 30; Philadelphia, 6.
New York. /: Detroit. :.
Games Today.
Boston AT Chicago
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-07-23
SPORTS
SCOOP
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
JEWELRY FOR SALE.

Members of the Badgers who have
been drafted are today offering their
jewelry for sale. Some OF the boys
report that they will dispose Of every
thing. We understand, however, that
the Chevrolet is not for sale and
phone calls will not be answered.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-09-27

the same training class at Fort Leaven-
worth, received their commissions at the
same time and have kept up their friend
ship ever since.
Lieutenant Byroade served as second
lieutenant with the Sd and LIST u. s. in
fantry during the Santiago campaign in
Cuba and later in the campaign north of
Manila in the Philippines He was pro-
NOTED to first lieutenant and then to
captain, being retired with the rank of,
captain on account of disability incurred
in the service. Since that time he has
been on continuous detail at military.
schools and colleges.
He has served details at the Kentucky
state university at Lexington, Kentucky,
the Culver Military academy at Culver,
Ind, the Blees Military academy, Macon,
Mo-, the Miami Military institute, Ger
mantown, O., and at Concorda college,
Fort Wayne, Ind. From there he was
detailed to Norwich.
Captain Byroade is deeply interested
in athletics and has played on football,
baseball, basketball and track teams
During his four years at Fort Wayne
he coached the Friars club, profession
al football club made up of college ath-I
letV Last year they claimed the pro-
fessional football championship of the
country. Eight out of the ii men in the
team were all-American men.