La Junta tribune., 1917-02-24

cannot be eaten, but which still yield
a high per centage OF starch that
can be termented and distilled into
industrial alcohol.
Rocky Ford has had so many su-
tomobiIes stolen that they have or
ganized an Anu-Auto Thief Associa-
ton. The membership fee is 81. and
stolen cars. or making strenuous
effort TO do so,
r. F Stubbs Nas about the proud
est and most delighted man in town
last Tuesday, and he had reason to
be. as his majesty. the Stork. left
a fine ten pound boy at his home
This particular day happened to be
the ninth anniversary Of the birth
OF his first born. Jimmie" who Is
attending school In Boulder, and the
latter will probably be as much
.lated over the news as the old man
was himself.
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When George Dewey wrote his
Autobiography" everyone turned at
once TO the chapter on Manila Bay.
and the incidents OF Dewey's runan
with the German Admiral Won
Diederichs. Dewey. though, omitted
everything that might be Irritating
and stir up controversy and intrena-
tional Ill feeling THAT is much
better than to have a discussion
now said the generous tero. but
| have written out a full. detailed,
and exact account OF all my inter
course with the Germans at Manila.
sealed II. and put 1t away with my
private papers. After my death 1t
can be published as a matter OF his
tory"
Give your advertising department
the same attention you do any other
part Of your business Study the
trade. study conditions, study the
advertisements OF successful firms.
Make your advertising 100 per
cent efficiency. Sears. Roebuck 4
Co. used 10000 tons OF paper in
printing their catalogues, with a
price quoted after ever article de-
scribsd. and sold sl35. 600. 900 worth
Of goods last year Probably s5o!soo
or more OF that sum was sold In the
territory tributary to La Junta DO
La Junta merchants want that s50,-
zoe in 1877 There's a way. Adver-
tise. but advertise right. and keep
everlastingly at 1t
>
Forgetting that their finger prints
are bound to betray them. many de-
serters who have adopted fictitious
names. are attempting TO re-enter
Uncle Sans service. since the break
Ing OF diplomatic relations with
German. Recruiting offices have
been flooded with this class OF ap-
plicants. who trust to luck or indif-
ference on the part OF the military
authorities to cover up their INSIDE
meanor. according to Captain Frank
y. Evans, of the United States Marine
Corps !, is believed that the pres
ent patriotic wave has awakened
many of these deserters to a sense
OF duty. but a comparison OF their
tell-tale finger prints with the orig
inais, kept on file In Washington.
proves bar to their further service
Judge W. +. Mcdaniel was In Pu-
eblo last Tuesday holding court for
Judge Miriek. who il taking a yaea-
tion. II was his first official visit
to the new court house in Pueblo. and
our local dispenser of justice i'm
proved the opportunity 10 say some
very nice things about Pueblo's new
temple OF iustice-so nice. in fact.
that the newspapers OF the little
Pi,tsburr of the West played up his
observations top Of column and en-
tircly surrounded by reading matter.
II VAS some day for Judge Mcdaniel
In court. likewise, He is so fond OF
single blessedness himself that he
granted two final and four inter.
loentory DEGREES OF divorce. The
newspapers advertise the fact that
the Judge will be In Pueblo again
next Tuesday which viii probably
cause some of the fair and prospec-
tive Divorces OF that m.,ropoils to