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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-21

At Trinity Episcopal church with
Mrs. Storey White directing and Mrs
Ernest Cmlow at the organ the choir
will sing the following numbers:
MORNING.
Te Deum in + .. Sumner Salter
Jubilate ........ .......... Schneider
Offcrtory-"Come Unto Me" .Sieber
Mrs. Harry H. McFann
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-21

The Apollo club will present as the
opening number of It's concert course
for the 1917-1S season. Nine. Louise
Homer, who is returning TO Tulsa FOL
the third time In recital Monday eve
ming, October 20, at Convention hall.
Madam Homer's manager has sent
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-21
Trimmings and Suit Buttons

lhe assortment of trimming and suit buttons was
never more complete than at this time-in all the
showing them in all the popular fall shades. PRICED
P ooAoii AloH '........ .I0c to $3.50
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-21

Mrs. IIarrictt Kneisley OF Philadel-
phia. who has been a guest in the
homo OF Mr.. and Mrs. Frank II. Greer
left during the week for Oklahoma
City. Mrs. Kneisley expects TO pass
the winter months In Florida.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-21
EVENING.

Prelude ................. Handel
Anth em-Changelo as His Love
..........., ......... letrlc
Cffertory- Still as the Night Bohm
Solo-Just AS Am .....,.,. Danks
Gertrude West
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-11-22


been accomplished this and declare that this positively the GREAT
Crepe Meteor Coper Serge
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
SIDHl0RTS0NN[ARn0VES


an s"aek oy RUSSIAN ana Numa1sn troops I" sxpseteos
% S" ';sS' s'i NJ the Assoc
May socialist ninis, Keren.ty
Ps &C. s,ss Stepped 's Win 's;es ss
% s'y 'aas"E Ss sHs
%i banded % OPPOSITION % ns vi @ G% @ @ %
is pledge with loaded rifles Not organized opposition
officer, s y s , ., fsa meeting s % s.."
he p'o, 4 Of Rsm.nia he fail q Bucharest
sufficient and supplies offensive the Modavan from
Bulgaria pressed and worried by the feeling attacks by General s,
on h M & Sn S, s ssa % have , s A hi Me % The Asan
assd BY the Of Count cdoma the Is0no
a s pe men the 0~ as the " Whole
ARMY ARMY ami An " III i s1sse,, s Rmn matter the gain in territory were |
% the ne" morale would communicate itself throughout the thousand
One naturally inclined play hopeful news The anticipation Of
we week R,s which asserted that that hs s the % rich fl R;. province w h border %
southern Russian doe. possible
s @ be % 'f n %its ~os Se's . s"i a: @ ss %
% s1 discount " 's s: @ s'ss %ss Se %t '
In the Okahomans Prosad dispatch Tuesday morning the minister Of
finance was quoted as saying only miracle can save Russia from economic
saw Of settling the difficulties bring the close reads
Labor has capital eonered and has taken control of the manufacturing
@ s H Hds c many ,n smsd "e s 3 s a % DO ss s
capitalists dare not close their plants because the abong threaten with
from their The the closing of all munitions and
equipment pm. .oa" plants IL. >, t.. -,
The armed force the police stumbling giant
not sufficient citizens from themselves 4
And back Rua-the
injecting the old life the dssruned dng
once kercnsy successful discipline
ng army regulations solution OF the economic problems will without
doubt
mees their for Greater Russia General Powder and Major Blood
will abtrate
You probably read the the
only will ave Russia.
That the optimistic The socialist
6e OF the Russian coalition cabinet positively
They general ndemnes
The quickest bring the close would be
all fronts terrible
the
The quickest general for Russia attack
force than she
No matter what the from Russia the who loves
feels that masm by the scheme the A
ern the world believes that the Sv coming
the side and consequently reads optimism
Igrams-W. NJ H.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
BUYING A PIG IN A POKE.

TT p T. Barnum who commented pertinenty about w
purchases made by the American people And the Bar
declaration about suckers about much in evidence
today it half century ago when the show
said that a sucker was born at the rate OF
minute
There l,4O0 women in this part Of the world who
probably will not admit that they when the
shafts Of p T. Barnum directed at those who make
unwse purchases, yet those appear have been
extremely active in buying pig in poke Each paid SIS
at the rate Of two bits week to local promise
having been extended the to deliver each vau
Sble lot Of furniture at future time
Well, the didn't get the furniture. The United
States bankruptcy court levied the assets of the
which had taken the money from the women The assets
will be sufficient refund the women at least one cent on
the dollar.
II those women had disbursed their money with Mr.
Bass, or Mr. Tucker, or Mr. Monroney, Mr. Harbour,
or Mr. Johnston any of the other reliable furniture
Of our city they'd have furniture now instead Of tears Per-
haps the lesson good one, and future transactions
will be with mercantile establishments that are known to
be reliable
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
BOARD AT 6 CENTS A MEAL.

MO one would expect big hotels and restaurants to
serve meals at cents each but there is way to fur
nish subsistence l8 cents day. the management OF the
insane hospital at Norman proves it,
OF course this does not include rent and lot Of
other overhead expenses that the eating establishment in
city forced 1t represents merely the value of the
food served large part OF which raised in the garden
at the hospital
That's the secret of the economy which prevails at tbs
state asylum The big garden is operated by the persons
who are patients There labor pay roll to meet The
officials paid by the state the for coming
from taxation But when public institution can feed its
people at l8 day, there to be method that
will cut in on this high of living The backyard garden
is the oasis the desert and when that movement reaches
perfection the high prices Of food will be conquered
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
ODDS ToRI1N.
IN NENTYpB
from Zhs TlHDS pILHc

Twenty Years Ago.
Tom Chambers returned from Nor.
man today.
Mrs, S. 6. Pettee Is over from Fl
Reno visiting Mrs. W. ]. Pettee.
Mrs. Lola Smeltzer Scott went to
lola yesterday to attend her sisters
wedding
Fifteen Years Ago.
Lee Van Winkle. wife and daughter,
Miss Vera, leave tomorrow for a tour
Of the west, to be gone six weeks.
Mrs. J. A. Reck, and sister, Miss Sue
Belle Graves and daughter, Helen, left
today to sbend the summer in Missouri.
Mr.. ]. NJ. Mcconnell, daughter, Ada,
and son, Russell. spent the day here
yesterday enroute home to Guthrie.
Mi. Maggie Eberle OF St. Louis 10
visiting her sister, Mrs. ]. NJ. EbcrIe.
Ter Years Ago.
Miss Roe Davis Of Lawton 10 spend
ing commencement week with Miss
Gail Sipes Of East Third street.
Miss Myra Wilson and Miss Mar.
saret Pettee left today for Okmulges
where they will be among the members
OF house party given by Mrs. Witten
Of that city.
Mrs Wells w. Miller was called to
Wichita yesterday by the serious ill
ness Of Mr.. Miller's mother.
Mr.. l.. A. Brown Of St Louis 10 Wis.
iting his daughters, Mrs. G. z. Massey
and Mrs. w. r. Westcott.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
RIppIlll6RE EYlRS|
@2.@!I54ssM$Hss;yc4 IS
MADE IN GERMANY.

HERE was q wondrous war ma.
p chine, the most tremendous ever
. seen. with cannon. gun and sub
marine. and II was made In Germany.
"A place we're seeking in the sun. and
with our sword and bomb and gun, wen
rule the planet ere we're done" the
boast was made in Germany. The ruler
stalked with naughty tread, his eyes
were ever seeing red. and bats were buss
ring in his head; the bats were made ia
Germany. He kicked up war, and for
long years he bsthed the world In blood
and tears. and startled all adjoining
spheres, with weapons made in Ges-
many. He took on enemies each day,
and hailed them gladly in the fray. and
shot them up with bales Of hay. and
sauerkraut made in Germany. Great
Britain, Italy and France, and Russia---
these he saw advance. and held them
level with his lance. and bludeeon Ws16o
in Germany. And minors countries,
group by group, went at the kaiser viii
whoop; he handed e1ch . bowl d
soup, which broth was made in Ger
many. "Since ! am whipping all these
skates the ruler gayly cried, "wil
gents I'll take on the United States q
This break Was made in Germany. Soon
Uncle Sam. incensed by wrongs. Will
seize him with q pair Of toags and psa
him where his nobs belongs-in boob
house made in Germany.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
THE BLUE LAW MANIA.

IOWA Is in the throes Of campaign the part Of the
attorney general who proposes to prevent man from
buying newspaper or cigar Sunday. Evidently the
city council of Hobar, is determined initiate the obnox
ious Iowa methods and restrict the liberty and recreation
OF the people of Kiowa county
Hobart now has ordnapce abolishng bowling alleys
and billiard parlors two institutions which are paronired
principally by gentlemen and which are devoid Of gambling
features
Abolshng hehclass places Of recreation for fear tha,
some person might open similar establishment and pos
siby sell csaret to minor is good for egs.
ating legitimate pleasure resorts out of existence There
would be just much in eonnng every male citizen
Of Oklahoma in the MeAe,er prison to make ,ha, all
Of the burglars would be put out Of business.
The pendulum Is about ready to swing the other way to
prevent the election Of officials who favor buelaw methods
All Of ~ are In favor Of law enforcement, but the way to
have happy people to encourage
ssd not bsnish them.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
WHAT EDITORS SAY
A Word for the Farmer.

II the cities Of the land did not contain large pro-
portion of people who nonproduoers and who feel that
their principal business IN life IS to be amused this prob
lem OF high prices would become very prominent or
difficult OF solution But the lure OF metropolitan life
shorter hours Of labor higher wages and multitude OF
pleasures constantly tend 10 withdraw the population
from the OF production and add II to the ermut
plying army Of consumers Then the latter when the
pinch Of prices becomes severe shout advice the
farmer to plant more acres to redouble his energies TO
get earlier in the morning and 90 TO bed later at night
and not expect get rich all at These empty
theorists seldom stop to realize that the farmer already
working two-thds o the time while they At labor
but onehrd and that city competition has made almost
impossible to get the help he needs for his present output
to say nothing OF the increased demands upon him.
In one sense, therefore, the city which finds itself the
victim OF high prices is itself 10 blame-and what II has
brought itself into it should find way get itself out of
ought to do this too without assuming TO forecose any
mortgage on the farmers his amlys health or time
II short hours with abundant recreation proves the allure
ment OF the city the latter must expect to pay for it, Longer
aborng hours in the towns would make the longer bornp
hours the farms less Objectionable by contrast Also
there are good acres in and cities which much
human energy could be quite well expended in pro-
ducing crop OF golf and baseball games Reduced 10 its
simplest terms the proposition appears be that the woeu
want OF produce is due to the wfui waste OF time
Desert News
Most anybody ought be able to borrow enough book,
to fill fvefoot shei.--Arirona Gazette (Phoenix)
When a man shows Christian spirit in an argumen,
things are coming his way-ldaho Statesman (Bose).
You can move step ahead you use one foot con-
unually kekng,-Thomasville (Ga) Times. Enterprise
Public school teachers who paid to teach the young
idea how TO shoot should be deposed II they have mistaken
ideas about the tarset-New York Sun.
The meanes man has been discovered in the per,on ~
Pennsylvania legislator who has introduced bill pro.
hbing children under 10 from going TO the circus save
in the company OF adus.-Seatlc Post -lntellisencer
New Jersey couple tina, for fifty years got no Al !
Just celebrated their sxyfi wedding anniyer,arv
The chances they have grandchildren whom o'clock
only the shank Of the evening Gazette Times
Doctor. this IL little William and wish you would
make an examination Of his ears" spoke the fond mama.
They very sensitive and the cali for dinner
but they do not respond properly to the sound Of the school
bell" indianapolis Star ~
IN New York people Of hsbitual uncivl discourse will
be cut off from usns the telephone hereafter Those who
hok upon the telephone nuisance 10 which con-
venton compes them TO submit have now the remedy TO
ises rid Of M-SesVs Post. Intelligence.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
WHIPPING PRUssIANs AT HOME.

OUR fight is not against the German people but against
Prusian mlitarism And the outlook indicates that we
shall have the fight doors, since Prussan
agents active in trying defeat the seectve draft regis
traon planned for next Tuesday.
generally admitted that there Prussan spies in
every part Of the United States That has been Germanys
method throughout the world For quarter of century
the kaiser kept the peace Of the wordn he could organ
ze his forces at home and obtain information from his spies
abroad
So, are opposed to force that Is we'll organized
That force ha, its agents work in dooryard Dis
patches from Texas workings under German
influences to prevent the formation of armed force in
this country
1t will be our pleasure to whip these Prusians at home
first then we'll tackle the bigger job abroad and finish 1t
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
Luke McLuke Saya

Luke neLuks Says
You are always responsible for your
successes. But II is different with your
failures
A man may not brag much about his
wife. But you can bet that he has the
smartest dog in the world.
Use honeyed words and sugar coated
compliments Then II you have to eat
your own statements they are not so
hard to take.
The mere fact that man admires her
is all that q woman needs to make her
admire him.
The most popular men in any com
munity are those who know how TO keep
their troubles to themselves.
The truoble with the men who are
anxious to save the world Is that they
expect pay Tor H.
Now that they have gotten TO demon.
stra,ing obstetrics and prenatal inilu-
ence in the movie films, there isn't
much left for the girl 10 blush over And
by the way, why hasn't some enterpris-
ing iillum company grabbed the rights
TO produce Anomalies oi Sex and the
works Of Hsvslcck Ellisi
Enthusiasm acts differently on differ
ent men. With one man Il makes money
and with anolhes man u takes money.
The Millennium will be here when
tenants and landlords agree on the mat
ter Of needed Improvement.
ANY time 3 Girl acts kiuenish and
tells . fellow that he can have kiss "
ne can catch her, the betting Is $780,
O00O00O O0o00m,OW 10 nothing that
che 10 going 10 oet caught
Don't ssI6e. Men have been arguing
for Yen thousand years. yet how many
disputed Queslioas have been settled'
Every Glrl knows Q lot Of things that
she doesn't want her fellow TO know
that she knows.
About the third day . bride has been
married she bits down and pictures the
besueiiul siiis she will re, on her silver
weddln0 anniversary.
You know that other people bore you
But did you ever stop TO think tina,
maybe they iceI the same way abcu,
youl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
EUROPE'S FAMILY ROW.

XINFOLK in this country don't fight among themselves
II as they do in Europe. If they'd start anything like
that they would promptly land in the mad house. Across
the water things far out Of balance relatives are
opposed to each other in the war; and the family row
becomes fiercer
While the Russian is now out OF the conflict he
was active for more than two years The cza the kaiser
and the king of England are all o'prnss of children of
Queen Victoria
Constantine of Greece |, brother n-law of the kaiser
also he is cousin by marriage to the king OF England
Among the minor titled persons OF the old world extensive
relationships exist The affair in the old world has the
appearance OF family But the neshbor, are de-
termined bring it end with all possible speed and
put the people in charge Of public affairs where needed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
THE EXCESS PROFIT TAX.

NO protest is likely to develop in connection with the
excess profit tax proposed measure to strengthen
the war chest But II congress infies tax causing a
direct loss In legitimate industry will the members of
congress proceed to protect industry from ruin1
Here Is something for congress consider The pub
fishing business halarded by the abnormal prices of
white paper unable to bear the burden of war taxes pro-
posed There Is profit in the publishing business
After publishers have paid their taxes and other
charges Of similar nature dividends are not to be consid-
cred.
Publishers ask special privileges They are willing
to pay their share Of war taxes They willing sub
scribe for Liberty bonds They willingly give liberal space
to aid in the recruiting Of the military forces and to help
selling bonds And congress realizes the situation OF
publishers conscatoy will be added to the burden.
already nearly crushing most Of the publishers Of the nation
Other Industries probably have been hardhit by wal
developments Congress !, urged tax only the industries
which can bear added taxes and be fair with every industry
which Is struggling to keep off the rocks until peace pre-
walls and relieves the perilous condition
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

I'D just like to the city commissioners try to pass
law that allows them there fine the streets
and make, Of little the alleys" phoned
IN indignant who lives on Commonwealth lane
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

Every man who buys liberty bond helps to create a
fund WHICH will make il impossible for Prussan soldiers
to sweep this country and misrea women. Re.
member Bclgum-and buy liberty bonds.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

The man who reaches the age Of 81 next Monday and is
therefore prevented from enrolling under the selectve draft
law should be among the eager to buy Liberty bonds
he help with his purse il with his personal service
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

Some Of the United States senator's opposed to Mr.
Hoover as the food conservaor Do any senators own
stock in food facoriesl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
FoOey,

He'll never make hit with me,
His loud talk despise:
And. though hos wearing whiBkers. ne
Is telling bare faced lies
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
No Toke.

Charity covereth multitude OF sins,
said the Old Fogy.
We'll" replied the Crouch, 1T that Is
true, know some men who should I'LL
the collection plate"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

And now, the Housewives league decides to stop IN,
use OF veal Here real conservation that will
aid in increasing TIN supply OF beef
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

One housewife absolutely refused to buy veal roast
when solicited to do by the butcher Whetc,pon the
- behind the block urged the purchase of liver which
- promptly bought, and the liver was byprodue, Of
- Buk me knows better now. end Is her own censor
~ pslseasins shs butcher.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
Advice.
Don't ignore
This rhyme and die:
Screen the door
And swat tho ny.
A Country Corn Fed.

(Coldwater (0hio) Chronicle)
Luke, she's only 10 years old, weighs
1875 pounds, milks six cows each morning
and evening, owns pair OF thorough
bred calves, has rosy checks, a form
that puts September Morn" on the
blink, can follow the pillow. load corn
fodder, chop wood, slop the hogs, cook
for family of l6, is up with the larks
and wear, no paint Who is she'
Ho, Hum!
or course husbands are never as at
feciionate later on as they are when they
are first married. But this may not be
the case with the husband OF married
woman in Canton, Ohio, who Mrs. A.
Hug.
Betchai
Charles B. Overcash OF Miamisburg
Ohio, wants to know il he can act as
treasurer Of the club.
what2
What has become Of the old fashioned
bov who used to cover the holes in his
stockings with shoe blacking'
Notice!
We have decided to admit A. Thumb
of St. Paris, Ohio. TO the anatomical
section Of the club.
Thanx!
Steel Harrow OF Columbus, Ohio, has
offered his services TO those in the club
who want to fix ground for crops.
welcomed
Logan Berry, the Lennon Is. d. at
,orney, has joined the legal department
OF. the club.
Bless Her Heartl
We know one girl who isn't going
hungry Iva Weiner lives in Columbus,
Ohio
| Another.
| Another Hick
Is Oswald Beach.
| Who uses Learn"
| Instead OF '"reach,"-G. ".
1t Sure Isl
Dear Luke Isn't il queer that wher
you have a daily calendar in your Of
flee you take a day off" every morn
ing. but on Sundays and holidays yo'
don'ti-H. V. U.
Noticei
II A. Noise Of Glenford, Ohio. doesn'
cut Il out. we will have to expel hin
from the club.
Our Daily Special.
II Takes A Fit OF The Blues II
Make You Show Your Yellow Streak.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

qp ~ len psssls who seem to be opposed to having
= ~ (1splas. 4 vii b better to have one at head
~ nve ~ iood dctators who have been
~ eAay aosshs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
Sure.

When we are wronged, We would use
blows,
And yet It's true, my brothers;
It's easy. quite, to forgive those
Who trespass against others
Huh!
will arsenic whiten the complexion p
asked the young lady.
ut will" replied the drug clerk.
But will it be permanent!' asked the
young lady.
1T will II you take enough Of it," re-
piled the drug clerk.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
C01aM:LUKE
-'Hhs COLUMN
@eyfiybt 1917

There Amt No Such Animal.
A very modest man you see.
His nams 10 Henry Hirth,
And this young man admits that hs
Gets moro than he is worth.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
The Wise Fool.

The Wise Fool.
Love is blind" quoted the Sage.
Maybe that's the reason why it never
sees itself as others see it," commented
the Fool.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
Ho, Hum!

H0, Hum!
OF course husbands are never as at
feciionate later on as they are when they
are first married. But this may not be
the case with the husband Of married
woman in Canton, Ohio, who Mrs. A.
Hug.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30
Hetchai I

Charlie. B. Overcash OF Miamisburg,
Ohio, wants to know il he can act as
treasurer OF the club.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

Doctor. this IL our little William and wish you wcul
make examination Of his ears" spoke the fond mann
They very sensitive and acute the call for Dime
but they DO not respond properly the sound Of the scho
bell Indianapolis Star
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

In New York people Of hsbual uncvil discourse wi,
be cut off from Using the telephone hereafter Those wh
now hok upon the telephone a. nuisance 10 which con
ventcn compsls them TO submit have now the remedy
lea rid Of M-SesVe Post.lntellisenesr.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-30

Our Daily Special.
II Takes A Fit OF The Blues To
Make You Show Your Yellow Streak.