Arizona republican., 1917-05-06
For Sale Miscellaneous

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A NAGARY Having frequently been robbed determined to make an example, so when an old Mexican grabbed box of worn toothpicks, yesterday, start ed for him. yelling in my loudest con tralto, Police Stop Thief, Stop Thief, Meantime running till the wheezes from an asthmetic throat could be heard foI blocks, it being said to resemble Wat kins old bull basSo caused by COIL tracted nostril tendons. Well sir. the crowd followed with such ferVor you'd have thought we were running down German airplanes. Corners were turned and alleys glided through. until we had almost reached the goal, when back came thump on my shoulder, that caused evanescent or effervescent pro- fanity to shame my vocabulatory in a i manner unpublishable. I've got i'm screamed a cop-'Tv~ got i'm" and he yanked this austere, benign form, over the gutters like unto the dog catcher drag gging his forlorn, untaSged purps to the pound. Right up to Juge 1 Thomas we went, and he good soul, recognizing me- felt unequal to his duty so sent for Commissioner Craig. One | look fro minis, lustrous eyes, suficed and as dripping tears blended his vision | | lers, I never dreamed l was held in ! such adoration by officials, and as I 1 boo -hooed and choo- -chooed, it seemed 1 as though drops of blood had replaced l the natural gnShes Of water, and l ' thought my heart would break, the wherefore, never entering my brain. 1 Withal, I managed to raise my orbits, and the pail and gloom of surroundings was actually intense. A coroners jury necessarily must wear painful, long drawn. faces, but they were not a cir constance 10 this sympathetic assem- l bly,. What shall we do with him" stammered our beloved judges: Swat him. stuttered our respected commits ! sioner.-"Nay" replied our robust chief, i let's massacre him, that hereafter he defame not the staff of the Arizona Re i publican, or the membership of our of ficial board, as he is wont | odo'- Agreed they murmured, and l was immediately tackled up Such, my friends, is the reward, q was going to say of virtue, but the word stuck in my crawl of merit, goodness. and de- 1 sire to be just and upright.
 Of course when they tackled. swooned, (Who wouidn't but l re- swooned on regaining senses. to find the trio had condemned me. now lying over my breast, begging forgiveness for having stretched up the wrong man. 1 Brethren, Ford forgives you.
 Here are some bargains for the week: [ Hawaiian guitar and case, Sl000. Clarionet, mandolin. cornet, guitar.
 Rich carpets from IashiOnabei l.. A. hotel. They are fine for rooms, halls, stairs, or rugs.
 Ford auto starter, $3.00. Electric fans-good supply. Fine Singer sewing machines. Drop roll screens, all widths.
 Wardrobes in sizes.
 Patent rubber cot bath tub
 zinc bath tubs, cheap.
 Electric fuse starter, S4.00.
 Wire rope, different sizes. c Beltings, 1 F, 3, 312, 6 inch.
 Large stock bicycles, men. women. Wicker baby buggy, $7.00.
 Sewing or wash motor neN, SIP.
 s H. P. motor, S20.
 l H. P. engine. S20
 Mitre saw, boxes and tools
 SS5.00 Toledo counter scale. $50.d6. S125.00 cash register. new, sl5.
 Most lovely new parlor clock, cost SIS of your leading jewellers s..50. 100 bow back chairs soc.
 100 good bolted chairs, S1.60.
 Round ice cream tables $2.15. Large restaurant tables, S3.25.
  lures, very cheap. Ford $.
 Greener shotgun. beauty, gift.
 TypeWriters. all makes and styles.
 Large graphaphone for dances.
 GraphaphOne and music, a good one
 Rugs. a fine assortment.
 Mattresses, new or seconds, cheap.
 100 refriSerators 70 choose from.
 200 dreSserS to select from.
 Fumed oak dressing table; elegant.
 Lots Of pistols and watches.
 Auto searchlight, electric, nearly new. Auto speedometer. Stuart, s7.50. new.
 Roll and flat top desks. Bushels. Wicker tables and chairs. Full Jap woven wicker set. lovely. Hundreds of beds and springs.
 Sanitary couches and baby cribs.
 Pillows. single, double or by gross.
 Glass book cases, and china closets.
 Library tables. mahogany, oak. pine
 Gasoline ranges. ali sizes.
 Oil stoves. different sizes.
 Wood and coal stoves and ranges.
 Book rack. perfect Is 1s
 Sewing machines now. by dozens.
 Dining tables ard chairs
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