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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
TRY "CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER AND BOWELS
If SICK OR BILIOUS
TONIGHT! CLEAN YOUR BOWELS
AND STOP HEADACHE, COLDS,
SOUR STOMACH.
Get a 10 cent box now.


Turn the rascals out-the head.
ache biliousness, Indigestion, the sick
sour stomach and bad colds-turn
them out tonight and keep them out
with Cascarets
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy liv-
er. clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach
Don't put In another day OF distress
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipate6
waste matter and poison in the bow
els Then you will feel great
A Cascaret tonight straightens YOU
out by morning, They work while
YOU sleep. A 1O-cent box from any
drug store means clear head sweet
stomach and clean. healthy liver and
bowel action for months. Children
love Cascarets because they never
grippe or sicken.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
Cbe OaeakIp @uIIDoggrr


We started something a week or
80 ago, the consequences OF which we
little guessed. In an idle moment We
promised TO supply names for the ini-
tlals Of any local personages, and we
fear the demand is going to exceed
our supply. We ask our readers to be
patient and wen do the job in install.
ments.
There have been requests for Us to
treat practically every office holder
in the city, probably because they are
more or less public property, and We
may as well begin on them.
Sheriff T d. Taylor-Well, every
body knows that 7 stands for Til, so,
considering his probable tenure in Of
flee, why not let it read Sheriff I'll
Doomsday Taylor.
Deputy J. H. Estes-Just let II 20
at Justifiable Homicide That's what
any jury would do If we should kill
him.
Deputy A, C. Funk-Judging from
the time he's taking to pick out
mate. We should say he's Awful eau.
tious.
Assessor c. P. Strain-As we have
said before, it might be Common Peo-
pie or it might be Clay Pipe.
Recorder B. s Burroughs-We has.
ten to put 1t down as Benevolent
Soul.
Judge G. w. Phelps-Gee Whiz,
Clerk r. T. Brownie must be the
Real Thing
Supt. I E. Young-We would say
that he Isn't Exactly Young.
Commissioner H. NJ. Cockburn--
Might be His Majesty, but we've
heard some who rail at his stubborn
ness refer to him as Headstrong Mule.
Judge C. H. Marshall yes, We
had almost overlooked him. A young
lady. to whose arts he has been inn
perviOus, suggests that his Initials
stand for Cold Heart AS for the
Bulldogger it has always proceeded on
the theory that they stand for Can't
Hurt.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
MAN ALMOST COOKED A1 .14'...'
BY BOILING WATER

SPRINGFIELD, Ore, Jan. Is
Milton Bally forty years old, super
intendent Of the Fischer-Boutin mill
was probably fatally burned when he
entered a furnace while It was cold
to clean it, He stacked ashes be-
tween himself and the door and q
steam pipe burst He was trapped
He buried his face in the ashes to
prevent breathing the steam but the
boiling water literally cooked his
legs and back before fellow employees
rescued him. s&i
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
FINE FOR RHEUMATISM!
Musterole Loosens Up Those Stiff
Ioints-Drives Out Pain

You'lI know why thousands use Mus
terole once you experience the glad re-
lief it gives.
Get a Jar at once from the nearest
drug sto,e. 1t is a clean, white ointment,
made with the oil of mustard. Better
than a mustard plaster and does not
blister. Brings ease and comfort while
il is being rubbed onl
Mustcrole is recommended by many
doctors and nurses. Millions of jars are
used annually for bronchitis, Group, stiff
neck. asthma, neuralgia, pleurisy rheu-
matism. lumbago, pains and aches OF the
hack or joints, sprains, sore muscles.
bruises. chilblains. frosted feet, colds OF
the chest rit often prevents pneumonla) 3.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
OFFICERS NAMED
FOR HELIX CLUB
MRS. w. ii. AIIBEE REELECTED
PRESIDENT OF THE MOTH
ERS AND TEACHERS
CLUB.
Second Class Is Graduated from Union
District No. 4; Rev. j. f. Snyder
Delivers the Address; Miss Clara
Hing win study at Corvallis.
lEast Oreonian Sneeial.N

HELIX, Jan. 15.-At recent meet
ing of the Mothers and Teachers club
for the election of officers. Mrs. W.
H Albee was reelected president;
Mrs. E. E. Geist. secretary, and Miss
Sarah Montgomery. treasurer. The
club is in a flourishing condition.
The second graduating class. from
the Helix high school union district
No. l was given their diplomas Fri
day evening. January 5th. Mr. ]. :.
Norven, chairman of the school board
precented them. The class address
was delivered by Rev, J. f. Snyder
pastor of the Presbyterian church Of
Pendleton. Miss Clara King one OF
the graduates left next day for Cor
wallis, to attend school. J. E. king,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
STOPS STUBBORN

The simplest and best way to stop
coughs. Is TO take Foley's Honey and
Tar. Pou get the curative influence
OF the pine balsam together with the
modifying effect of the honey, and
other healing ingredients. 1t leaves
soothing coating on the inflamed
tickling throat, raises phlegm easily
and puts a quick end to hard wearing
coughs. r. f. Hall, Mabe. Va, writes:
zone bottle Of Foley'a Honey and Tar
stopped troublesome bronchial
cough and irritation that had both
cred me for fifteen years. Your deal
er sells It, Try it-Tallman & CO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

interests are ging to Conada to obtain
control of paper mills and pulp lands.
one purchase involving $4,000. 900 has
just been announced. The Partington
Pulp and Paper Company OF ST. John.
n B., has sold its mill and timber
lands to interests in this country.
The report states that the purchase
includes $4,000 acres of spruce and
fir wood and 100000 feet Of hard
wood. The entire tract Of timber land
comprises nearly 80, 000. 900 cords Of
Wood. The purchasers are said to be-
incorporating a new company which
proposes to increase the output OF tho
Partington suiphite mill from sixty to
eighty tons Of bleached sulphite pulp
daily.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
EIOPERS ARE RETURNED.

Los ANGELES. Jan 15.-Sheriff
Hurlburt of Multnomah county. Ore
gon, left en- route for Portland with
Gladys Opal Davis. aged fourteen
and Michael Chismenti. They eloped
here from Fairview. Oregon, recently
They wanted to marry but the girls
father opposed il.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
WORMS MAKE CHILDREN FRET.
FIJI,

II your child cries out in sleep, is
nervous, puny and listless he may be
a victim Of worms. Begin treatment
at once with Kickapoo Worm Killer.
This candy laxative in tablet form
kills the work and removes 1t quick
ly and easily. Don't permit your
child's development to be retarded
by the continued draining of his vi
tality by worms. Get Kickapoo Worm
Killer at your druggist. 25c.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
Tho BOiIs Of lazarus

S. S. S. Is the only proper remedy for
this breaking out Of the skin, because
IL acts upon the blood. cleansing and
it, and removing the cause
of infection. II should be borne In
mind that S. S. S. Is purely vegetable,
made from native roots, herbs and
barks, and that il contains no habit
forming drugs or other injurious In
gradients. Obtain a bottle Of s. s. s.
from your druggist and Y you need
the advice Of a physician, write b the
Medical Department Swift Specific
Co., 30l Swift building, Atlanta. Ca.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
PENDANT TRIMMINGS.

Al forms OF pendant dress orna.
ments are to be seen at the trim.
ming counters this winter There Is
a large selection OF bead tasels, sill.
yer beads and those In colors as we'll
Similar tassels come In glass drops
and the pearl drop ornaments are nu.
merous. cord and bali trimmings IN
cotton and linen and wool are pretty
when used in the right place
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

were eased BY the dogs who licked
the infected places, but they were not
cured. Many modern people employ
the same method in their treatment
Of boils, pimples, rashes, carbuneles,
eczema and other skin diseases. They
apply a salve or lotion to the sore
places and fondly imagine they have
cured them. The important fact which
they fail to recognize is, that these
skin diseases are diseases Of the blood,
and that no external treatment can
permanently cure them. because they
e essentially internal ailments.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
We've Eaten Biscuits BY the SAINT
Recipe.

There is an inconvenience about
having a son and daughter in the high
school at the same time" said Pater
Familias to us the other day my
son takes manual training and my
daughter domestic science. My daugh-
ter went to bake us a cake for sun
day dinner last week and she made q
mistake and mixed the batter by my
sons formula for concrete
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
Bad Habits.

Those who breakfast at eight o.
clock or later, lunch at twelve and
have dinner at six are almost certain
to be troubled with ind 'gestion. They
do not allow time for one meal to di-
gest before taking another. Not less
than five hours should elapse be-
tween meals, If you are troubled
with indigestion correct your hal IS
and take Chamberlain's Tablets, and
you may reasonably hope for a quick
recovery. These tablets strengthen
the stomach and enable il to perform
its functions naturally Obtainable
everywhere.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
PRIZE FIGHTS IN
PORTLAND BARRED

PORTLAND Jan. 15.-The police
have announced their intention of
halting further attempts to hold prize
fights here. Following the Madden
Bronson fight last night police seized
the boxing gloves. They declared
them under weight Arrests were
threatened. The gloves were held as
evidence.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

Some thirsty soul laments the delay
In the arrival Of his monthly ship
ment In the following verse which he
has sent to the Bulldogger:
Twas ever thus from childhood's
hour,
I've seen my fondest hopes decay,
My order goes in January
My booze does not arrive tin May.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
40 TURKISH SHIPS SUNK

LONDON, Jan. i5,-The Central
News announced that the Petrograd
naval staff reported a Russian squad
ron raided the Anatolian coast jan
uary 9Th and sunk forty Turkish
sailing vessels, carrying heavy car
goes to Constantinople
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
We support Ed.

There is about to be a divorce in
the Averll family Ed and his wife
came across the sentence. woman
without her man would be a savage
and below the query How would you
punctuate it?" Ed insisted that for
the sage OF chronological truth there
should be a comma after woman and
also after man His indignant spouse,
however. insisted that il would be
written thusly: Woman; without
her, man would be a savage" That's
how the quarrel started,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

Jim Bowler says he longs for peace
to be established. His father was
born in England and his mother in
Germany, he says, and in consequence
he has been man divided against
himself for the past 10 years The
internal strife is getting too much for
him, he says.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

I. B. Wixon, Farmers Mills. N. Y.
has used Chamberlain's Tablets for
years for disorders Of the stomach
and liver and says, "ChamberIain's
Tablets are the best have ever used"
ohtaiNable everywhere ADV.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
mnnse RlIIs.

The lower house Of the oregon leg
lslature has opened the session with
but few bills. We are free to admit
that ofttimes we wish the merchants
Of the town would open the month
in like manner
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

PETROGRAD. Jan. 15.-It is an
nounced the ROumanians won a most
violent battle east OF Monastlrka In
kachlnal. They occupied TeutonIc
trenches and captured three machine
guns.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15

Jim Estes brings back word from
Salem that Senator Fred steiwer's 5
first burst Of oratory in the legisla-
tive halls raised the capitol dome two
inches.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
Jumping Food,

Texas is making sausage from jack
rabbit meat-just as though food
isn't jumping enough already-Clark
Wood in Weston Leader.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-15
BUY CANADIAN PAPER MILL.

PartingtOn Sale said 90 be Forerunncr
OF Deals by Americans.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 13.-Accord-
ing to adviees received today at the
Department Of Commerce. American
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
AngHciEed Names
Of Foreigners Are
Trouble for Clerk

The clerk OF the United States
court l. having no end OF trouble
viii applicants for citizenship pa
pers who Me constantly giving
wrone names. Many OF these men
have almost unpronouncsble names
and their American employers dub
them something else SchniecSel-
FRITZ Busybodiefsh Is likely TO 81
called plain Pat, Mike or sam "
The surname is often given them
By b. employers as smith, Jones
or Brown
A. result man who can
scarcely speak English gives his
name 20 the naturalization clerk as
Mike Jones Really his name en-
plo,s nearly all the letters OF The al
phahet but The applicants are acting
In gooO faith They think that when
their employers Anglicize their
names the act becomes legal and
they use the new cognomens.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
BANDITS STAY
COAL FAMILY
Fourth Member of Auto Party
Held In Killing Of
Wealthy Operator

JoHNSTOWN. Pa, July Ed.
mund T. HUMPHREYS. -. wealthy coal
operator. OF Csrrolltown his wife.
Mrs. Carrie HUMPHREYS, and their
25-year-old son. Edmund Humph-
ries, Jr., were shot and killed by
three masked bandits, who held up
their car three miles east OF Car
rolltown this morning
George c. Tompkins, 81. OF Phila.
delphia, secretary OF the Newborn
Coal company. who Witnessed the
shooting and who reported the
triple Staying 20 the police is held
as material witness.
Tompkins said that three band
IT'S attacked the party a. he and
HUMPHREYS. Cr., were repairing a
punctured tire. They opened fire
he said. without warning He and
the elder HUMPHREYS fed but Jhe
latter was shot down Tompkins
tripped over a low wall and fell and
the robbers. evidently believing they
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17

Mss Marths Maynard Is manager
" the civic Orchestral society ~
New York city, an organization o.
Sc musicians
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
Why Glacier National Park
is the Goal of Summer
Tourists

Il IL any wonder that this Park.
set aside away up in Montana. has
become the goal 81 cut OF door pco-
pie all over the United states
Ia II strange that vacRtionists have
turned 20 this scenic wonderland
riEhr IN our midst Those who have
been there DO not think so
l., me tell YOU ~ the vacation de-
lights 20 Be found IN this IDEAL spot
OF the great pine forests ~ the sixty
itvtng glaciers ~ the $50 clear lakes
nesting like rare gems IN this
Rocky mcuntsiniRnd Il the sport 20
hc bad eshing Tor trout. Of the
beauties that Nature has lavishcd
there With an un-paring hand
Acccmncda tons are IDEAL. You can
rough ~ or stop 80 one OF the
famous mountain inns chaiets or
camps Your board and lodging Will
cost you from enc 90 I'VE collars
= DAY
Scre u~e your address On pos
ia and 7 VIII gladly natl you hook
lets and maps giving full tnfor-ia-
ton. and explain how comfortably
ana econ or1icsliy The Burlington Rail
road can take YOU there
Nrancia Gen Pass Agt.. = r.
( y u r. az " Jackson ~ q
Chtracn. ADV
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
MARX AIDS
IN PLAN TO
z SAVE FOOD
Mayor Urges Women
of Detroit To Sign
Hoover Pledge

MAYOR Marx has issued proc
iams,ion calling upon the women OF
Detroit not 10 waste food and 20
assist tn campaign g: herbert
Hoover. food administrator in seek
ING 70 conserve the food supply.
The proclamation follows
70 the Women or Detroit
N America and hey allies are 70
h. victorious in me EffAt VA X VIII
be necessary for this ccuntTs 20 90
more than supply men and ships and
money We must see 90 II tAat our
soldiers and fssr Allies are fufni shed
plentiful supply N food. and N
states can render splendid service
90 the country
A FOOD Adm Inistrsfor Hoover has
~cinfed out. fhr outcome N fhf struE-
ale in Europe may 10 determined y
the manner n which the housewives
II America respond 20 tae pea Tor
conservation ~ supplies on are
asked to eliminate. 81 tar as possible,
waste ~ food
That the women u this country
may he familiar With the methods
planned ~ NJ Hoover and his aides
asked 20 designate tgts week as food
conservation wsek. during WHICH II
Il desired that every housewife N
the city sign the Hoover pledge
TIE campaign has ny most hearty
approval and I request mat. The wo-
The apVesi - the government for
OSCAR MARX
Mayer
To take q census Of Detroit house
wives for the United States govern
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
PRISONERS SENT
TO JACKSON FROM
DETROIT ESCAPE

Albert kindly. alias Harvey
Yocum. and Jerome Newman. De
froit convicts In Jackson prison, es.
Daped Sunday. The men secured
access to a storeroom, entered a
loft above. sawed thru the cornice.
and with a rope slid down the pris-
on walls. kindly was sentenced
April 20 to serve two and one-hHlf
to Ave years for an attempted bank
robbery, and Newman, sentenced
April q for two years, was con.
victed OF stealing an automobile. A
woman who saw the escape notified
- prison authorities.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
OSCAR p MARN

To take 2 census % Detroit house
wives for the United States govern
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
BENSON WILL
NOT ABANDON
SOCIALISM

NEW YORK. July l7.-Russian So
cialists have taken the lead in world
democracy and with the war un-
mistakably drawing 20 close !"
there Is much work for the Social
lists In America. Allan Benson. for
mer presidential candidate OF that
party. declared today. lie made
the statement In announcing that
he would not withdraw from the So
cialist organization. despite its at.
titude toward the draft
Benson said he deeply regretted"
the action OF portion OF the So
cialist party IN pledging themselves
90 support Tmass movements"
against conscription. This. he de
clared could be- Interpreted as an
Endorsement ~ draft riots. altho not
So Intended
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17

ment. LOO women volunteers We'd
ness morning. viii begin a house
10 house canvass OF the city. The
housewives will he asked 10 sign
Herbert HOoyer's food conservation
cards The registration has been
undertaken by the woman's commit
tee OF the National Defense league
" hose Detroit chairman rs Mrs. q.
Edgar Allen Voting booths VIII
he used As headquarters for the can
vassefs and committee headquarters
" M b maintained az No. 81 kresge
building.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17

had killed him. abandoned the chase
The coroners inquest reFealed Ger
tain apparent discrepancies between
Toupkins story and the position Of
The wounds on the bodies OF the
victims a search revealed no trace
~ the bandits
Tompkins VIII Dee closely guarded
while be authorities conduct q
rigid investigation.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17

The idea OF Zionism. which seeks
10 restore Palestine 20 the Hebrews.
has for hundreds. of years been
latent IN the breasts 81 thousands
Of the race turnout the world. but
the movement did not take definite
form until % years ago. when the
international Zionist congress held
its first meeting a. Basle. Switzer.
land, under the leadership OF Max
Nordau OF Paris and Dr. Theodor
Herzl Of Vienna.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17
sIaYer,s Faamiln Destitute

Mrs Sophia Bednarik whose hus
band Was arrested Saturday FOR
threatening the life OF q Dodge
Motor Car company officials. and
who is now held for a Staying com
mitted six years ago in Konovs.
West Virginia. came with her six
children 10 police headquarters
Monday. asking aid Detectives col
lecred s. 10 buy dinner for the fam
ily and are now looking for a place
70 put the children
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1917-07-17

The distinction o. oeins the old
es' 81 The state decorations az won,
ems clubs probably belongs 20 he
Maine federation which was or.
ganized % years ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-02-22

should sorry the poor dstillers.
How many OF them do YOU know, who are likely to
suffer personal bankruptcy BY the going dry.
They all have their feathered every ore them
and they did it by bankruptng by thousands
financially many politically socially. and
all Of them a degree morally.
Neither should it make any difference where the VIC
Tins OF their feathering Service
humanity knows state lines and should inter
national boundaries. Congress by the Webb Kenyon
law. upheld by the United States supreme court has
put crimp into the shipping liquor dry"
states. and is the passing another bill
stringent than the webb-F1enyon law in that
particular. Our prohibition bill is forbidding
the point. 1t is a mighty cheap type OF
manship that would reverse this order and plan to
permit liquor be in dry" to
shipped in competition with brewers and
dsters Of wet that hampered in send
ing their goods o
But this is not the The measure ought
to be entitled "A bill blind tigers easy. To
prevent them we put the lid" transportation COM
panies bringing The state. pursue
strenuous virtually say
distillers. here is virtual monopoly for you OF
course the law does not say that but everyone who
knows the methods OF the brewers dstillers
not doubt but that they will be a considerable
supply "speak-easies". more inconsist-
ent, hagranty insensble piece OF legislation was
ever considered in the Indiana state house and TO
think Of it that it has the backing of a number of
gentlemen supposed TO have leaders pas
Of the prohibition bill All but the liquor lobby
be back job with a vengeance. we think
almost smell its breath these 80 miles away.
And at that We don't pretend to say what is likely
to become of the bill We nope that in some house OF
the assembly there will common enough to
kill it, but if nOt,-well haven't been agreeing with
Gov. Goodrich very extensively of his policies
but if he will il. and let write opinion of
the legislature be incorporated into reasons
such veto. he will have something pretty bad if
disagree with him again.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-02-22
FEBRUARY D, 1917.
SuBJUGATED.

Again as of old they cry peace peace-but there is
peace"
Our citizens driven from the sea. Our ports are
almost sealed. ships dare sail. Our wharves
are piled high with goods that be delivered to
destination Warehouses crammed TO bursting
with export stuff. The freight yards Of the Atlantic
seaboard and the gulf jammed tight that mer-
chandse for local delivery cannot be extricated
Buffalo. Pittsburgh and Chicago blockaded with
freight Trains packed and stalled all the from
Atlantic back TO the Rocky Mountains. our
foreign trade is held up if by stroke of magic
rod. domestic traffic is interfered with
closing down for lack of transportation
Millions people suffer from the cold because they
cannot get coal Merchants being ruined Men and
women thrown out of employment.
has been brought home We could
suffer little If actually at with Ger
many. She has in fact, been making while
w a peace with her.
We longer free BY virtue of the U-bOat dep
relations the they inspire. in the posi-
ton Of a subjugated nation. We province gov
by the kasers edictsas long stand for it.
From present temper the nation, it looks if
a new declaration independence would forth
coming.