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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Ask Women to Preserve
Fruits and Vegetables

"Can lots OF vegetables and fruit"
is the advice of Al King. manager of
Hayden Brothers grocery depart
ment, is going to throw out to the
people this summer.
THAT will be the only way to bust
the trust said King. Vegetables
will be fairly cheap here after while
when they begin to come in in large
quantities, and people VII be able to
preserve them much cheaper than
they can buy them in cans.
There is every indication now that
even the cheapest canned corn. peas
and beans will be 20 and rs cents a
can next fall. 1t doesn't cost people
much to put these things up them
selves. Then, as for fruits. that will
take sugar, of course, but housewives
can make good money canning their
own fruit even with sugar 10 cents a
pound, when canned fruit held up
to such prices now being asked and
will be asked in the fall and winter,
I'm going to make regular campaign
along that line this summer
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24

Edwin Hart jerks, Misses Grace
and Ruth Slabaugh, Miss Amy Bur-
CESS of Winona, ILL.,, and Mr.. Tenn
pie McFayden.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peder Skriver will en-
terrain at bridal dinner party to-
morrow evening in honor OF their
daughter, Dorothea.
Mrs. John d. Wear gave luncheon
at the Blackstone today for Miss
Anna WEIGH, bride of the week. A
basket Of pink sweet peas formed the
centerpiece for the table. Bridge at
the home of the hostess occupied the
afternoon and after the game a
shower was given for Miss WEIGH.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Attend Sorority Functions.

Blue, silver and gold formed the
color scheme for the twenty-third an
niversary banquet OF the Delta Delta
Delta banquet, which number Of
Omaha women attended Friday in
Lincoln. THE Diary OF Miss Tri
Delt" formed the toast list. Covers
we're laid for 100 members from all
over the state. The Omaha members
who attended were Misses Bernice
Thomas, Verna Jones, Lillian john
son, Alice Gideon, Clara Hermanson
and Stella Morrison. The same list,
including Miss Helen McMahan, at
tended the formal da,!cing party given
Saturday evening.
Omaha alumnae OF Alpha XII Delta
sorority who went to Lincoln Satur-
day to attend their fifth banquet were
Misses Helen Sorenson Fuller, Verda
Sanborn, Zoe Greenough and Agnes
Nielsen.
"The Song of Life was the theme
Of the toast list at the eleventh an
nual banquet of NJ chapter of Alpha
Phi, which was held Friday evening
at the Lincoln hotel. Miss Ruth
Thompson Of Omaha acted as toast
mistress and response by Miss Louise
Stegner of Omaha for the alumnae.
Others from Omaha were Mrs.
Charles Wright, Mrs. Ellet Drake,
Mrs. NJ. Rohrabugh, Mrs. w. G.
Locke. Mrs. c. +. Nasburg, Mrs. w.
A. Willard. Mrs. L. S. Overpeck and
Miss Helen Mason.
Miss Nina Dietz, who spent the
weekend in Lincoln visiting Miss
Marian Watkins, was a guest at the
Delta Gamma formal dancing party
Saturday evening.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
SECRET OF GREAT
MEN IS REVEALED
Groh Tells of His Youthful Am
billions When He Started
At Ten Gents a Day.
HE KILLS TOBACCO WORMS
Bv A. R. GROH.

John c. Canning, 4l2l South Twen-
ty-hrst street, writes me thus:
Dear Sir: May ask what was your aim
! in life when but small boy. What did you
intend to be when you grew up to be a
| man? Did you have 10 take a special
course in college In order to write such (de-
| leted by author because OF modesty). II
SO. where?
(How pleasant, friends, to have
reached such heights that the young
seek to follow in your footstepsD
Listen, John, and | will tell you
the secret of greatness. When was
small boy longed to become To-
connective engineer. I longed to sit at
the throttle OF a great engine flying
through the country, across bridges
and through tunnels. Yes, that was
my ambition.
While waiting to get old enough to
take position as engineer | sold pa
pers, sometimes making 10 or IS cents
day. One summer, / remember, |
engaged in the lawn moving indus
try. Ny sole implement was sickle,
and dull one at that. One morning
when business was very dull | met
up with woman hnancier whose yard
comprised about an acre. 1t was full
of tall, wiry grass. was il. great
need Of cash and she succeeded in
getting my preliminary price of 50
cents for the job down to IS cents.
Eifteep Cents a Lot.
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OF three ois re- u edn scu"' -
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things. pur ~, SOON niy ,nu'.ass t.o ossm
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tough ana my s'ekle wai e uras. en
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WIN .ne sterh III, ieiii .a,. pon ea
out the iact 1lat ! hau lakeh enc she LII Soid
traet al loo Small ~ nsue, ., on. ne'a
10 ner pos1''on Una. eoa a,.1d . Ias
eolltra.t. say ~, i'.an WIZ .ho. lag. a.ss.
her al least aollar 10 cut una. sdsS; :
why shoulu sic expect ooy ~ uo 1t
Tor lesSf s..,. fu ,,.,.
, oet'ies iol TAI .;.,
rihaiy we e4nIp. .In SUI. 7 h az
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ooyyhood reileiloei' 7 e .t as =: -
PICK tooacGo wo'lns on III 'rI p'S as ~
a man tonaeeo ,he'a. ms was IL,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
emotion? What of the leak of your

emotion? What of the leak of your
energy through mournful thoughts?
| know gifted, but moody writer
who has lost the royalties of several
novels because she moped about
transient failures. She has wasted
more time in chatting at slight defeats
than would have won her glorious
victory.
Stopping to worry about what lies
behind us in the road is the worst
extravaganza. Turn every wall into
work. Every thought is coin. Burn
ish it into brightness with hope and
work.
While part of harassed world
watched the rest fighting to the death
a phrase passed into general use.
"Watchful waiting" was advised as
safe and sane and right course. The
advice was good. Let US adopt another
phrase, Hopeful working
Each of us has the power OF some
kind of useful work. Our "jobs" were
born with us. Ours the task to do
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
hem as we'll as we can, as long as we

them as we'll as we can, as long as we
can.
None of US has one moment to
spare for the blues. 1t is as foolish
to yield ourselves to them as is a
fortress to surrender to an attacking
army at sight.
We are all towns that may be be.
sieged at any hour by an attacking
army of blues. Let us rout it by hard
and cheerful labor. Let US adopt the
slogan. "Hopeful working"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Mans Staff of

NAN 3 StdI VI
Life Is the whole wheat
grain - not the white,
starchy center Of the wheat
make no mistake about
that-but be sure you get
the whole wheat grain in a
digestible form. Shredded
Wheat Biscuit contains all
the tissue-building, energy
creating material in the
whole wheat, steam-cooke
shredded and baked. A per-
feet food for the nourishment
of the human body. A bet
ter balanced ration than
meat or eggs. or starchy'
vegetables, supplying the
greatest amount of body
building nutriment at lowest
cost. For breakfast with
milk or cream, or for any
meal with fruits. Made at
Niagara Falls, N. Y.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Women's Red Cross Has
Moved HEADQUARTERS

The women's branch of the Red
Cross society, which has had a desk
in the office of the National League
for Woman Service in the First Ma
tional bank, has moved to the Offices
of the Omaha Red Cross chapter in
the Farnam building, Thirteenth and
Farnam.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24

Mrs. George Brandeis and her COM
n;tsee met in Mr.. Brandeis Offices
this afternoon to make further ar
engagements for the Red Cross ball
which will be given May | at the Fon-
tenelle. Mrs. Charles T. Kountze,
Mrs. w. T. Burns, Mrs. Joseph Bar
ker. Mrs. Louis Nash and Mrs. w. A,
Redick are the other committee wo-
men.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24

sprenuptial Affairs.
DR.. and Mrs. ]. H. Atkinson will
entertain at bridal dinner party thi,
evening at their home for Miss Dor.
othea Skriver and DR.. Rosco,
Thomas, whose marriage will tax,
place Thursday. Lavender and pinl
sweet peas will furnish the center
piece, while snapshots of the coupl,
fashioned in heart-shaped stencils
and held together with sweethear
roses will form the centerpiece.
Miss Katherine Sullivan is enter
tanning eight tables at bridge at he
home this evening in honor OF Mis-,
Anna WEIGH. Pink sweet peas am
roses will form the decoration.
Mr.. Frank McDermott gave a DO,
party at the Orpheum followed b,
supper at the Fontenelle last evening
for Miss Claire Morrison and he
fiance, Mr.. Louis Bruckner, OF Platt,
Center, whose marriage will tax,
place tomorrow at 9 o'clock at ST
Johns church. The bridal dinner
which was to have been given thi
evening, may not take place becaus,
number Of the guests have not ye
arrived.
DR.. and Mrs. Joseph NJ. Akin vii
entertain at dinner this evening il
honor of their daughter, Miss Ger
trude, whose marriage to Mr.. Willar,
Slabaugh' takes place tomorrow even
ing. Yellow iris in bud vases, whicl
will be tied with fluffy yellow tull
bows, will form the table decorations
and miniature brides and grooms vii
be the place cards. After dinner tn
wedding rehearsal will take place
The guests. who will include onl,
the bridal party, will be DR.. and Mr.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
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Mrs. Everett Writes Flag Poem.
April 20

Mrs. Everett Writes Flag Poem.
Flags Up.
Fling out the Flag! And let the pulses thrill
To soc the dear and glorious colcrs ny!
Our eyes uplifted proudly to the sky
After our night Of doubling and pain.
With shouts we hail our gallant Flag again,
All hesitation past
fling out the Flag at last!
ring nut the Flag! And call the brave to
our honor shining in each stainless star,
our life-blood throbbing in each rosy bar
Our purpose pure as the ground wherein We
steaafast 10 lend our fellowmen a hand
Against a tyrant king,
Our hearts and Flags we Ming!
Fling out the Fiagi And let Old Glory wave
where'er the brave, the generous outpour.
Offering their strength and courage TO the
That makes our Nation truly rich and free.
safeguarding human rights from sea to sea;
Cheers for each stripe ana star!
Cheers for America!
Fling out the Flag!
MRS TORREY EVERETT.
Mr.. and Mrs. Torrey Everett Pasa-
deua. Cal, formerly of Council Bluffs.
who are now the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Leonard Everett. are the .oc-
casion for much formal entertaining.
Friday afternoon at the Everett home.
when Mrs. Charles T. Kountze, Mrs.
L. F. Crofoot and Mrs. c. c. George
and Mrs. Edgar Morsman Of Omaha
were present, with other old friends,
Mrs. Everett read one Of her own
PLAYS She is an especially gifted wo-
maj, and has won considerable dis
tinction With her writings. The poem
above is one of her most recent con-
tributions to American verse. II was
written in Honolulu March 81.
Tuesday evening Mr.. and Mrs.
Everett will be the dinner guests Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John L. Kennedy in
Omaha. and Thursday Mrs. L. F. Gro
foot will give luncheon in her
honor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Rejoice in Franchise.

Largest OF the social affairs Of the
day was the luncheon given by the
political and social science Depart
ment OF the Omaha Woman's club at
j the Hotel Castle. Since many suf-
frage leaders are members of this de-
partment, the meeting which pre-
ceded the luncheon took the form OF
rejoicing for the passage Of the suf-
frage bill. The singing Of America
and the Star-Spangled Banner !"
opened the program. Mrs. Samuel
Foote, accompanied by Mrs. John
Haarman, sang. Miss Ada Z. Edison,
second leader of the department, who
is visiting in the city, spoke, after
which three-minute talks were given
by Mesdames E. M. Syfert, w. H.
Hatteroth, Draper Smith, H. ].
Bailey, w. P. Hartford, F. H. Cole, F.
]. Birss, Edward Johnson, T. R.
Ward, F. A. Folansbee, M. d. Cam
eron, T. E. Brady, Harriet MacMur-
ply, D. G. Craighead, David Nc
Galley, B. S. Baker and E. E. Crane.
Mrs. c. w. Hayes, leader Of the
department, had the program in
charge. Arrangements for the lunch
con were in the hands Of Mesdames
w. H. Hatteroth, F. S. Porter, E. Z.
Crane and ]. d. Hiss. Decorations
were in red and white carnations.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Personal Paragraphs

Guy q. Lantz, assistant city electrician.
went to Centervllle. Ia, TO attend tho
funeral OF his mother.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1917-04-24
Personal Mention.

Personal Mention.
Recent arrivals in Los Angeles now
stopping at the Hotel Clark include
B. L. Brown, Lee Herdman, Frank
S. Holmes, c. ]. Bowman and w, A.
Leet.
Miss Blanche Wolf OF Kansas City,
Mo-, is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
H. Heyman.
Miss Helen Baum has returned
from Atlantic City and is with her
sister, Mrs. Wallace Reynolds, for the
summer. Mrs. D. A. Baum and Miss
Margaret are planning TO go to At
lantic City about May q.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank w. Bacon have
returned from trip to Cleveland, In
dianapolis and Washington.
Miss Anne Russell, who has been
very i'll for the last four weeks, is i'm
proving. She hopes to return to the
state university soon.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03

Miss Agnes Cornelius is spend
ing the week in Toledo with her
sisters.
Miss Ila Blinn spent Sunday in
Toledo, the guest of Miss Bertha
Kelley.
MIR. j. F. Leedy, of Monroe,
Mich, was a Sunday guest of Mr..
and Mrs. A. L. Cocanour.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Gunder had
as their house-guest last week, Mr..
W. H. Williams, of Toledo.
Mrs. Charles Cornelius and
of Toledo, are spending
the week at the John Bayers home.
Mrs. R. H. Whittacre and son,
Carl, of Bays, Ohio, were guests. on
Sunday, of Mr., and Mrs. w. O..
Burch.
MIR. and Mrs. c.. V. Klagg and
family and Mr.. and Mrs. Earl
Thompson and children, of Toledo.
were guests at the Albert Reetz
home on Sunday.
Miss Marie Justen, Miss Myrtle
Langendorf, Mrs. Chas. Morgan,
Mrs. George Morgan and Mr.. Leo
Schwind, of Toledo, were guests on
Sunday at the Val. Schwind, Jr.,
home.
Heavy, impure blood makes a muddy,
pimply complexion, headaches, nausea,
Indigestion. Thin blood makes you
weak, pale and sickly. For pure blood,
sound digestion, use Burdock Blood
Bitters. $1.00 at all stores.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03

Miss Mary Franey had as her
weekend guest, Miss Anna Fitz-
gerald, of Toledo.
Mrs. F. E. Nicholas of Pasa-
dena, Cal. was a guest at the VIM.
Roose home, last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Mladenus had
as Sunday guests, Mr.. and Mrs.
Michael Meister, of Webster.
Mrs. A. R. Williams had as her
guests Saturday, Mrs. H. L. Whit
more and daughter, of Toledo.
Mrs. George Huber and daugh-
ter, Mildred, of Toledo, were guests
at the M. Mladenus home, Friday.
Master Charles Deimling, of
Lime City, spent Sunday with his
uncle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Wen
dell Eek.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. C. Rhodes and
son, Donald, of Toledo, were
guests, Sunday, of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Thornton.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Caller. of
Bowling Green, and Mr.. Elmer
Meeker, of Toledo, were guests,
Sunday of Mrs. Kathryn Meeker.
Mr.. l. C. Dirrim, father of
Mrs. Robert Stickles, who recently
underwent an operation at the
Rheinfrank Hospital is improving
very nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. T. S. O'Hara
and son William, Mr.. and Mrs.
James Trotter of Toledo were Sun
day guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. l.. Blue.
Mr.. John Maddy is home from
Cornell University, where he is
studying agriculture. He will pur-
sue his work in this vicinity while
on his summer vacation.
Mr.. S. L. Phillips was in Cleve-
land the first of the week on bust
ness. He made a short visit with
his daughter, Mrs. Donaldson, of
Akron, before returning home.
Mrs. Hattie Sahl, of Vermil-
lion, Ohio, spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Edwin Clay. Her daugh-
ter, Miss Bernice, who accompanied
her, remained over for "a several
weeks stay with her aunt and
uncle.
On Thursday evening, April
the twenty-sixth, a delegation of
Odd Fellows, Rebaccahs and their
friends, including Mr.. and Mrs. M.
P. Gorton, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. w.
Crandell, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Spilker,
and Mrs. L. M. Townsend, of
Chicago attended the Anniversary
services of the Maumee Odd Eel
lows Lodge. After an enjoyable
evenings entertainment, lunch
was served.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03
FOR SALE.

One acre, with cottage house, fine
fruit, macadam road, good location,
will make fine home for some one.
Vacant lot on Front street, 110 ft.
frontage, one of the rare bargains on
Front street for a building site.
10 acres of good land, $50 bearing
peach trees, small fruit, located on
Smith Stone Road, near Lime City,
Wood Co., Ohio.
House and lot on Second street, good
location, only one block from street
car. Lot 66x165 ft. Barn and other
buildings, at bargain if taken soon.
So acres, good corn land, good black
soil. Good house, large barn. Well
tiled and fenced. Very productive and
will be sold at a bargain, considering
quality of land and location.
Also 70 acres of sandy loan near
Business Corners on State road.
M. B. COOK
Real Estate Agent. Perrysburg, Ohio.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03
REAL ESTATE.

The Perrysburg Realty Co. offer
the following valuable property
for sale:
Three two-f1at houses, Front
st., modern. Two fine homes on
Front st. One hotel on Third,
modern. One new seven-room
dwelling on Second, modern, hard
wood finish. All paying 8 per cent
on investment. Twenty-Five fine
building lots on Front St. Eighteen
fine building lots on Second St. A
fine building lot on Second, near
Main st. One thousand acres in
Wexford Co., Mich, cheap. For
information see
PERRYSBURG REALTY CO.,
Front St., Hillebrand Bldg.
List your property with us.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03
MIR. and Mrs. Frank Sattler

MIR. and Mrs. Frank Sattler
were in Cleveland over the week
end.
Miss Mable Ranker spent the
weekend in Toledo the guest of rel
ativeS.
Miss Bertha Cranker was the
guest of Mrs. r. P. Barton. of
Maumee, Sunday.
Mrs. Bert Hufford spent the
first OF the week with Mr.. and Mrs.
John Lintner, of Moncova.
Mrs. R. Schaumloeffel spent
several days of last week with her
daughter, Mrs. l.. G. Mallet, of
Toledo.
MIR. and Mrs. Leslie Van Wor
mer and two children. of Toledo,
were guests at the R. MacLachlan
home, Sunday.
Mrs. Phil Robinson and daugh-
ter, Phillis, We're guests of Mrs.
Claude Robinson and Mrs. Chas.
Eaton, on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. j. Schneider
and Mr.. and Mrs. James Marti
spent Sunday with Mr.. C. G..
Brown and family at Bailey.
Rev. G. w. Weltmer and fam
lily We're Sunday dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Neitz, of Ho-
bart. In the afternoon they at
tended the Sunday School picnic
at Walbridge.
On Tuesday evening, the Ivy
Leaf Rebeccah Lodge entertained
the Odd Fellows and the Rebec-
cahs with their families and
friends with a musical program
and box social at the Odd Fellow s
Hall.
On Wednesday, April the
eighteenth, the Ivy Leaf Rebaccah
Lodge conferred the Rebeccah De-
gree on the following candidates:
Miss Ada Olds, Miss Eva Stickles,
Miss Meltha Kohl, Miss Ada Sny-
der and Mrs. Nellie Berning. A
delicious lunch was enjoyed by the
ladies after the ceremonies.
Mrs. Carl Hubbel, of Mon
clova, was given surprise Sunday,
it being the anniversary of her
birthday. An elegant dinner was
served to Mr.. and Mrs. John Lint
ner and son, George; Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Lintner and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Tony Morelock and children,
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Hutford and
family, of Perrysburg; Mrs. Nah
Ter, Mr.. and Mrs. John Lintner and
family, of Monclova; Mr.. and Mrs.
Leininger and children, of Holland,
and Mr. Charles Lintner of Toledo.
Mrs. Frank Hollenbeck attend
ed the Paulist choir concert at the
Terminal Tuesday evening.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03
Real Estate Bargains,

Real Estate Bargains.
House on Second street, has 7
rooms, cellar and all modern i'm
Lot 66x165. Price
right for quick sale.
Eighty acres of fine land; fair
house, good barn and other build
ings. Good orchard. Only one
mile from Monclova.
A. T. DEWLAND.
Perrysburg. Ohio
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard ID,

MIR. and Mrs. Leonard De-
Verna and daughter, Marjorie, of
Grass Lake, Mich, spent several
days of last week at the E. S. De-
Verna home.
MIR. and Mrs. E. S. DeVerna
had as guests Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs.
Lawrence Householder and chill
dren, of Sugar Ridge, and Miss
Mary Householder, of Toledo.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03

B. O'REILLY
Gents Tailoring
Perrysburg, Ohio
PhOne-Blue 33
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-05-03

Real Estate Agent. Perrysburg, Ohio.
The fool-killer., 1917-01-01
ANOTHER SERMON ON MAR.
RAGE.

Almost everybody gets married,
and it is a purity good joke on
some Of them. But there amt but
mighty few folks who could sit
down and give a good written
opinion why on earth they hap
pened to did it. There is very
good evidence that it is one Of
them-thar natural accidents that
must happen just as birds fly out
Of the nest as soon as they get
feathers enough, without being
able to tell why.
Some marry for beauty and
never discover their mistake.
Some marry for money and don't
get it. Some marry for pedigree,
and feel mighty stuck up over it
for about a year, and then they
diskiver that pedigree won't buy
the baby a coat. Some marry
bekaze they think wimmen will
be scarce next year, and live to
wonder how the crop holds out.
Some marry to get rid Of them
selves, and discover that the game
is one two can play at and neither
win. Some marry for love, with
out any money or pedigree either,
and they usually get along about
the best Of any.
Married life has its chances, and
this is just what gives it flavor.
Everybody likes to fool with
chances, bekaze everybody expects
to win. But I am authorized to
state that everybody don't win.
But after all, married life is fully
as certain as the dry goods bust
ness. No man can tell exactly
where he will fetch up when he
catches calico. No man can tell
just what calico has a mind to do.
Calico don't always know herself.
II anybody asks you why you
got married, tell 'em you don't
recollect.
The fool-killer., 1917-01-01
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invited to become a regular club-raaser; II you a distribute some samples
into good hands, all they will cost you is to ask To-. them.
In sending in clubs, be u to write each nan and address very
carefully. Remember that a name which looks plain to you in your own
handwriting might not look o plain to . person who is not acquainted with
your handwriting. Therefore WRITE VERY CAREFULLY. Il possible to
have the list typewriter, SO much the better.
The Fool-Kiner Is now going o n seven years old. It has a large cir
In every state in the Union, and it also goe to sevefal foreign
countries. It has long ago passed the experimental stage and has become
q established institution. Over 10000 people r. eagerly waiting for its
arrival each month.
Send remittance by registered letter, express Or pouhce money
order, and make all orders payable to:
THE FOOLrKLLER. BOOMER.N. C..