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The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
AN EASY SOLUTION.

The conversation in the lobby of a
Washington hotel, the other evening,
turned to the solution of difficult prob
lens, when this little anecdote was re-
called by Congressman James r. Mann.
of Illinois:
One afternoon an esteemed citizen, who
was employed in a big mercantile house.
sought his way to the private office, and
gently bulged into the presence of the
boss.
MIR. Smith," said the employe, in re-
sponse to the interrogative look of the
other, II came to speak to you about
my salary
Your salary" quickly interposed the
boss. What is the matter with your
salary?"
1T is just this way, Mr.. Smith" the
employe started to explain, 81 cannot
save half as much on what you are CIV
ing me today as 1 did on what you gave
me five years ago, and I thought-s
II see! I Sect cheerfully interposed
the boss. I'VE can easily fix that. Sup
pose we give you what we gave you
five years ago?'-Philadelphia Evening
Telegraph.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
Today. Events.

Addrss1 The Progressive Word struggle Of the
Jews for ovn Equality. wiz This wu Bespf"
Prof William Howard Tan. before National Geo
psIaIc Society. Masonic Temple 80 and ssis D.
Nesting, Henry ID. Cooke Home and School 40
soca1on. Heny ID. Cooke School. D. m.
Tar msht. National Press Cub ss .. m
Lecture. The Nihrntions n Farnsi. stStesmen
fsst and Present" Miss Louiss outts Powell. Bos~
Meeting FedersI watchnen's Union, No usS
Moose Rail. Seventh and G streets posthvest IN
?. m.
Meeting. L.dies' sewing ctrel. Of the Di,tr4es q
o"noa beAasn hehef Society. woodward Build
Meetins federsI Bmpsoye-' Union. with sddrr-
% Assistant Secretary of Labor Louis v Post
National Rihes' Armosy. sp. m
hetins. Petwo1h Rose Society at homs a
J. " Dsb. c2 Eighth street northwest. 10 D m
Aoar~s Bow TO Save in house Planning"
V. Murphy, before Housekectea' Alliance
Iheoools Bailey Myen. Mason Hcuss lso
issnneh Sanpa s5eet northwest, zS D. N.
susoale. Friday Morning Music Oub Ralelsn
CeletHaticu of birthday anniversaries Of cepersls
Lee and Jackson. under Euzpic-s q Camp No m.
ca Smlea oonfedsrnts vet~rsns. Mount vernon NJ z
MEETING Political Study Club hsadqu.rter, Of
the National American Woman suffrage Associatoo.
iea Rhode Island avenue northwest. pm
ne Srsds Teaehers' Association. Busins.
hlsh scbooL SS m
ILLUSTRATED lecture, "Jsp~p" l. " D.-., -
lore Petworth Home and School Associsfion. PED.
worth School Building D m
Address Shakespeare from the viewpoint oT .
LASSu' senator Thomas stsrIins. b~for. u.
shskespeare Society Of Amerios. Cairo. spn
ADJUSTMENTS.
NauonAl-WilhRm Gilletts in "A suc,--s,l
Calamity" sD p m
Belasco-" EIperiencs" !" SIS D. m
heith i s-NaudeT1ls. 2I5 and SIS D. m
Pots--Lttle Women" as D. m
Ss'eu-Burlesqus. 2.lS and sls n m
Cosmos-NAndsTile. I2D 70 u1
Soiumbts-Aotion pSctures. DS a m. bun
S.-IN - nptoplsys 70 a. m. 10 pS D. n
"srOen-Photopahys. 10 a m 10 pS d m
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
ARMY ORDERS.

Col Joseph f Kuhn relieved from duties and
will repair this city for duty assistant to the
Chief Of STAFF. and president of the Army War
College.
Maj John E. Munros will make not to e1ceed
one visit during the month of February TO Ho-
hoken. n. J.
Leave on surgeons certificate of disability until
February %. 1917, granted First Lieut.. William A
Borden.
Leave for twenty days granted Lieut.. Col. Hugh
]. Gallagher.
Capt clifford L. COra4n relieved from present
duties March g. and will proceed to Fort Moul-
trie, s. c.
Leave granted Mai Harvey W Miller extended.
Following officers appointed 70 meet at Wash
inEton, D. @. for examination Of Officers Of the
Signal Corps to determine their fitness for promo
Charles McK. Saltman. Maj. Carl F. Hartmann.
Mai Allie W. Williams and First Lieut. James
W. Hart.
Following officers will report To Lieut.. Col.
George o. Sauier president Of the examining board
at Washington. D. C., for examination to determine
their fitness for promotion Lieut. COl. Edgar
Russel and Maj. Leonard d. Wildman-
Leave Of absence granted Second Lieut.. rhilip C.
Mcintyre extended ten days
Maj. John Stafford will make not 10 exceed two
visits between January Is and March Is 1917. N
Pensacola. Fla. for purpose q inspecting progress
Of work of repairing approach roadway to Fort
Bsrancas National Cemetery.
Leave for one month granted First Lieut. John
Il. Audrey.
Leave for month granted Col Henry d.
Styer.
First Lieut. Leon Jacobs ordered to active duty
and will report for assignment to temporary duty.
Capt. Henry NJ. Bsnkhead placed on the detached
officers list and name Of Capt. Robert John West
removed therefrum
First Lieut.. Raymond +. Lee will report to com
manding officer, Coast Defenses Of Boston, for as
signment to duty
Leave for one month granted Capt. Merrill e.
Spalding
Mai. William A. Phillips assigned tn the Twenty
eighth Infantry.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP NOSTRILS
Tells How to Get Quick Relief from
Head Colds. It's Splendid!

In one minute your cIogged nos
IFlls VIII open. the air passages OF
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely No more bawIyinr
snuffling. blowing, headache. drynesS.
No struggling for breath at night:
your cold or cstsrrh will be gone.
Get a small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little Of this fragrant. antiseptic.
healing cream in your nostrils Il
penetrates through every air passage
of the head. sOothes the infIamed or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's just fine, Don't stay stuffed
up with cold or nasty catsrrh-Re-
lief comes so qUickly.-Adv
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
Jottings from Jokers

TempOra MUtant.-Mr. Goodleigh-"Her
age really surprised me; she doesn't look
IS. does she?"
Miss Snapshot now, but l suppose
she did once."-Candie.
Mr.. Neverwed-Does your wife trea,
you the same as she did before you were
married? Mr.. Peck-Not exactly Be-
fore We were married, when dispIeased
her, she refused to speak to me.-Boston
Globe.
Turn hout.-He was about to propose,
but before doing SO he wished to make
sure she was a competent girl. So ne
asked her
Can you wash dishes?"
Yes" she said sweetly. Can you
wipe them?"
He didn't propose.-Record.
The Difference e.-"Blessed are the
meek" quoted the deacon. in reprovirg
the backslider, for they shall inherit
the EARTH
They may inherit all right. deacon. :.
said the irreverent one, but somehow "
British Weekly.
Added OTense.-Country Justice-'Ten
and costs for reckless driving"
Young Motorist- Listen Judge. We
we're on our way to your office to have
you marry US"
Justice-"Twenty and costs. then. You're
a darned sight more reckless than l
thought you were.'-Judge.
What do you suppose has come over
my husband this morning, Sophia" eX-
claimed conscientious little bride to the
new servant. Il never saw him start
down town so happy. He's whistlng like
a bird I'm afraid I'm to blame mum.
I got the packages mixed this morning
and gave him birdseed instead of his
regular breakfast food. mum. United
Presbyterian.
No objeCton.-When Governor Head
was in office in New Hampshire. Colonel
Barrett, of the governors staff. died, and
there was an unseemly scramble for the
office. even while his body was awaiting
burial with military honors One candi-
date ventured to call upon Governor
Head.
Governor" he asked. do YOU think
you would have any objections if were
TO gec into Colonel Barrett's place."
The answer came promptly No. I
don't think l should have any objections,
IL the undertaken is willing g"-Tft-B Bits
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

is, as matter of fact, one of equal
standing.
The history of government, State
and municipal activity will furnish
abundant cumulative evidence thar
no genuine real lasting economy was
ever effected that started on the pay
rolls.
The Democratic majority in the
Senate does not present happy case
in urging that the state of the Treas
ury is ample reason for denying these
employees the increases which the ma
jority well deserve. And watching
legislation yesterday on both sides
of the House it is hard to find much
consistency
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
0LD-TlM COLD
CUM-DRINK TEA!

Get a small package Of Hamburg
Breast Tea. or as the German folks
call it. Hamburger Brust Thee" al
any pharmacy. Take a Tablespoonful
of the tea. put a cup of boiling water
upon ii. pour through sieve ana
drink a teacup full at any time. 1t is
the most effective way to break a cola
and cure grip, as il opens the pores
relieving congestion. Also loosens the
bowels. thus breaking a cold at once.
1t is inexpensive and entirely vege-
table. therefore harmIess.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19


may not be a man Of mark,
And ali my future may be dark.
II may be no ones heard Of me,
Or cares IL so or not be.
But Just the same on this old ball
rvs got my own place after all
Co.'s given me my light and air,
with plsnty Of 1t, too, to spare.
He's also thought It worth His while
To send me here to breathe and smile
To weep, to suffer and to laugh;
To love His joys, and stand his gan
OF woe ana pain, and sorrows moan
For some good purpose Of His own
And that, whate'er the purpose BE-
Is quite sufficient unto me-
tCopynSht fsl7g
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
Ouch! PAIN! RUB
TRHEUMAT|SM
Stop Sufferingl Relief Comes the Mo-
ment You Apply "St. Jacobs
OIL"
Rheumatism is pain only"

Not one. case in fifty requires internal
treatment. Stop drugging, Rub the mis-
cry right away! Apply soothing. pene-
trating st. Jacobs or directly upon
the tender spot" and relief comes in
stantly. 'St. Jacobs Oil' conquefs pain.
1t is harmless rheumatism liniment which
never dissppoints and can not burn the
skin.
Timber up! Stop complaining! Get a
small trial bottle of "St. Jacobs Oil" at
any drug store. and in just a moment
you'll be free from rheumatic pain, sore
ness and stiffness. Don't suffer! Relief
awaits you. st. Jacobs OiI' is just as
good for sciatica, neuralgia, Iumbago.
backache. sprains. and swellings.-Ady.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
NAVAL ORDERS.
ORDERS TO OFFICERS.

Medical Director c. r. Stokes, rtired. to home.
MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS.
Delaware sailed for Porto Rico January Il Eagle
sailed for survey grounds Jsnury Il. Jason sailed
for Norfolk January II; MscDorough sailed for
Key West January IL Panther arrived at Gusnta-
namo January II Preston sailed for New oirk Ianu-
AIRY IS; Sacramento arrived at Puerto Mexico
January II; Sampsc1l arrived at New York January
II; Sonoma sailed for Port P:lnce January IL
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

This ailment of Harry K Thaws
must be a sort of species OF the
measels, as the contagion seems to
have reached one of his guards who
had a spell OF hysteria yesterday.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

Unless the Senate aids the cause OF
Justice and gives the government en-
ploye his due, it looks as though
Washington's diet squad will consist
Of from 10000 to 10000.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

You surely have to hand 1t to those
suffragists. They announce that their
Presidential picke $" will wear
tights. vet no cen.oc has objected.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

Twcnty-one more indictments
have been returned in connection
with the Chicago graft" investiga-
ton. That States attorney out there
must want to be President or at least
United States Senator.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

Now we are told that it is the cost
Of high shoes, not the high cost OF
shoes, we have to fear. Something
Ike the difference between Uh, and
Uh-Huh.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

Might it not be pertinent to in
qu re just what the effect will be on
t, writing Of peace notes" if re-
DO IS of the loss of some fifty or
more American lives by German
raider are confirmed?
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

In 1912 the United States imported more
than 3S,ooo,oo0 tons of grass and clover
seed. 100000 of which came from Ger
many. In 1915 the importations were not
neavy. but over three-fourths OF them
came from France
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

And just to think, two years ago
the Senate blasted the prohibition
lists hopes for a "dry" District. VIII
the House now come forward and
follow that precedent?
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
GRAVE RIOTS IN COLOGNE

London. Jan R-Grave disturbances
0ueileo only by the use of troops, have
forced closing Of the railway station at
Cologne. according TO Central New. dis
patches today from Geneva.
The closing has been I'm effect three
days. il was stated.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

A contemporary boldly announces
in its headlines that Wilson Is OPP
posed to Two Dam Bills" 1t Is not
strange that he should be opposed to
bills of that variety.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

Won't some one please introduce
President Wilson to Thomas w.
Lawson, that he may speak to him
without shattering the conventions.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19

. Happily for America, Il Didn't
Raise Ny Boy to Be Soldier" was
not popular when George Dewey was
young.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
ARTHUR 7. BALFOUR.

The line may be very finely drawn
but this British explanation of the
allies note seems to take some of
the harshness from the original note
and affords ample opening for Ger
many to gracefully come forward
with the next step in the negotia-
tions which in time will end the
bloody European conflict.
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
ALINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY o. THE YEAR.

Phss printtns Of ORIGINAL poem, written tsiu
for n Washington Herald
The Washington herald., 1917-01-19
THE PHILOSOPHER.

&. By John Kendriek Bangs.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
BIG STOREHOlJSE
FOR NAVAL BASE

According To mail advices from the
mainland, more naval stores are to
be added TO the base at Pearl Harbor,
the navy department having recon-
mended $l00. 900 in addition to the sum
Of 500, 900 now available for this pur-
nose.
Details Of the program indicate that
material equivalent TO q years sup
ply for two battieships the size OF
the New York will be stored at the
station as soon IS accommodations are
provided, though it Is not thought
that two battleships will be kept there.
In addition there must also be
enough material to carry on the man.
ufacturing and repair work of the
station, and the plan OF continually
increasing the reserve supply Of war
material, adopted in 1916, will be con-
tinued. II 10 said at the naval sta
ton that the plans for big storehoase
at Pearl Harbor have been under con-
sideration for some time, and that
these are evidently in line with what
have already been talked Of.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
HAWAII EXCLUDED
! FROM ARMY BIDS

That bids are to be opened in San
Francisco January 90 for building
material to be used at Schofield Bar.
racks was learned today by Raymond
c. Brown, secretary OF the Chamber
Of Commerce. At the same time il
was learned by him that no local
firm had been notified that bids for
the material had been called As a
result Brown is spending the day
finding out why Hawaii has been dis
eliminated against
This morning Brown called on the
quartermaster's department and found
that II had had no knowledge that
bids had been called for. He, how
ever. does not intend to let the mat
ter rest but said this morning that he
will take it up with the authorities at
Washington. 1t is too late now for
any local firm to get a bid in but
Brown plans to see to it that there
shall not be another occurrence OF
this kind.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
LOOKS FAVORABLE FOR
CONVENTION HERE IN
COMING SPRINGTIME

Another letter which Manager T.
B. Thiele of the Young and Hawaiian
hotels has received from ]. e. Van
Dusen, president of the National
Association of Railway Agents, rela.
tive to a proposed trip to Hawaii Of
that organization with about $50 dele
gates for their annual convention.
assures the hotel man that the plan
is quite attractive to him and that he
is taking the matter up with his COM
mittee and with the transportation
companies as rapidly'as possible. The
plan Is to meet here some time in
May. #.-. &
Possibly it is not fully appreciated
how much a convention of this kind,
practically the first to be held in Ha,
vail, would mean for this country
says Thiele. These agents come
from little towns scattered all over
the United States and IL we bring
them here and show them the good
time that Honolulu can offer they will
be sending their travelling patrons
here galore the rest of their lives"
j. K. Butler, freight traffic man.
ager Of the Oahu Railway, who knows
of the organization, bears Thiele ont
In this statement Those agents are
In a better position to boost this conn
try than. any other railway, men /
know" he says, land certainly hope
they come here. 1t would be big
thing for us" .,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
PRESIDENT 5. +.
CHAMBER HERE

One of Honolulu's distinguished Wis
itors, who arrived in the WiIhelmina.
was F. ]. Roster. president Of the San
Francisco chamber Of commerce. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Roster and
they are at the Moana Hotel.
Il Just ran away from the coast to
get little real rest" the commercial
man told Star. Bulletin reporter. and
/ don't want to talk chamber Of COM
merce for a few days at least"
Roster was met at the gangplank by
Secretary Raymond c. Brown Of the
Honolulu Chamber of Commerce. and
several other representative Honolulu
men who personally knew the visitor
or knew of him were on the wharf to
give him smiling welcome and q
hearty handshake. u
Honolulu" exclaimed the visitor
sincerely, not at all daunted by the
rainy aspect Of the weather, as he
made his way to an auto, why San
Francisco is coming to love this place
more every day. We have just about
adopted you and anything that per
tains to Honolulu and her good name
affects us about the same. We look
upon this city of the sea as a part of
US, a sis ter city. you might say"
Roster was here IS years ago and
can hardy believe his eyes at the
changes. He win be here until after
the Carnival, during which time he
expects to thoroughly 60 into many
phases Of the local life.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
WILHELMINA
night, HE|NFs

A very cordial invitation Is extended
to the passengers and officers Of the
S. s. Wilhelmina to attend the dinner
dance to be given at Heinie's Tavern
ION the beach at Waikiki" this even
ing in honor Of the arrival Of the big
Matson liner.
A carefully selected menu will be
served from 6 to 8, after which dancing
will be the feature Of the evening.
Miss Aileen Flayin will entertain with
esthetic and Oriental dances and latest
popular songs and ballads.
Reservations for the evening should
be made as clearly as possible. Army
and navy and town folk are also most
cordially Invited to attend, a very en-
joyable evening being assured every
one.-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
HAMAKUA BRINGS OLD
SUGAR MILL MACHINERY

Bringing almost a whole sugar mill,
the old Pacific Mill equipment from
kukuihaele, the Inter-lsland steamer
Hamakus arrived from Hawaii ports
at sos this morning.
The sugar making machinery, which
has been purchased by Japanese and
will be shipped to Formosa to turn
out more sugar, included the follow
I'M. items:
One crank shaft, one calandria cell,
one engine bed, six gear wheels, five
crystalizers, So pieces Of other sugar
mill equipment.
The Hamakua's trip report says
there are 1850 bags OF sugar await
ing shipment at Honokaa.
Bringing q big passenger list, total
ing $50 persons in all classes. the
Mauna Kea arrived from Hilo and way
ports today. Her inward freight was
small. She reported the Abner Coburn
as due TO sail from Hilo for Seattle
yesterday afternoon.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
NOTED TRAVELLER TO.
TALK AT Y. N. C. A. ON
j THURSDAY EVENING

j. F. Dickey Of Detroit, who has
been at the head Of an American
church In Berlin for % years, will
lecture at the Z. M. C! A. on Thurs
day evening. Dickey has talked in
IL countries of the world, and at one
Of the programs was introduced by
King Albert Of Belgium He is a
noted speaker having toured the
United States last year. His topic
for Thursday evening will be, The
Land of Scott and Burns. The
lecture will begin at s O'Clock. All
men of the city are invited to be
present. 49,. - -. IL
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16

After suspension of dividends for
more than a year, I.akeview No. 2 Oil
Company will resume payment Of 2
cents a share on February %. This
news came to stockholders OF the COM
pany in a circular by this mornings
mail. g.. H.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
PRISON AID SOCIETY
TO MEET ON FRIDAY

The Prison Aid Society will hold its
annual meeting on Friday noon at
the Y. M. C. A. At this time Samuel
w. Robley will report on the amount
Of money loaned during the year and
the amount OF money returned His
report viii also show the number of
men served during the year. A sue
cessor to DR.. Doremus Scudder, q
member of the committee, viii be
elected. ~ ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16

The Y. NJ. C. A. orchestra will meet
this evening at Cooke hall to practise
for the open house concert which will
be given some time in the near flu
ture. The orchestra has made good
record to date, and is expected to play
an important part in the association
activities during the coming year.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16
%EAaafRHlzAB6
LOST.

Dividend Warrant No. NS936, dated
Dec. 80, 1916, drawn by Eva Planta-
ton Co. on The Bank of Hawaii,
Limited, payable to the order of
Helen ]. Stearl rs for $3.50. Pay
ment of said warrant has been
stopped. - 66S4-1t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16

BORT Eyes, GFannlated Eyelias, Eye
hfamed 81 exposure 20 SUN, Dust and Wind
quickly relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. No
smartfng. Just Eye Comfort. AT youS Druggists
or By mail, SOC per Bottle. For Book of the
rye Tree. ask Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-01-16

Circuit Judge whitney this after
noon was to hear the petition of Frank
Andrade for registration of title to
lands in Honolulu. r
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1917-02-23
Our Bluestem Patent-the family

Our Bluestem Patent-the family
-four.
E. L. Martin was in town Monday
from near Winona
A. Iverson was in the city Satur-
day from Grangeville.
John Hogaboam was in the city
last Friday from Lapwai.
If you need the services of veteri-
marian, call DR.. Southworth.
0. G. Jensen and sister were in
town Monday from Tolo, visiting
and renewing acquaintance.
L. B. Ferguson, of Boles, was in
the city yesterday evening, on his
way to Peck, where he is called by
the serious illness of one of his child
rem.
B. F. Taylor and son, Stillman,
were out Saturday from the Salmon
river country, Stillman leaving Sun
day for Montana, where he is seeking
a location.
j. H. Stevens and Geary Wilkes
were here yesterday from Forest try
ing to buy some spuds from local far
mers. They were finding it hard to
secure enough for their purposes.
Miss May Houghton of Lewiston,
this week made arrangements with
Mrs. L. M. Duffy, for a display of
spring millinery at the latter's place
of business within the near future.
F. G. Heartburg and son and John
Wasem left this morning for Lewiston
on business. The latter two will re-
turn in a couple of days but Mr..
Heartburg intends remaining there
for several weeks for the benefit of his
health.
A large number of west side citi-
zens were passengers to Grangeville
last night, where the Goeckner right
of-way condemnation suit is in prog.
ress today. The case will be bitterly
contested. The highway district is
represented by Attys. Greenough and
Hattabaugh while Mr.. Goeckner is
represented by Atty. Scales.