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Evening journal., 1917-05-16
ROOMS FOR RENT.

ROOMS FOE RENT.
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FURNISHED ROOMS. no. 1906 della.
II ware Ave. mayi2.2wks'
TWO UNFURN1sHED ROOMS FOR
4 housekeeping. 500 East Seventeenth 81.
mayt5.2t
I ARGE FURNISHED FRONT ROOM FOR
- gentleman private family. 400 Jefer-
son. mayii eod.2uhs.
JrNFURNIsHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
I housekeeping. No. MS King street.
""s i-'a'.
IGOR RENr-FURN1sHED ROOMS FOR
light housekeeping. Apply 9i2 West
Second street mayl53t
ONE FURNISHED FRONT ROOM. IN.
- quire s.. W. Corner seventh and
Orange SITS. may16.3t.
DoOMs--TRoNr AND BACK. NEWLY
~ furnished No. OLD Washington 81.
FURNISHED ROOMS ron REsPEC-
II table gentlemen. No. 2i6 West Fourth
street. mayi61s,1o.
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
housekeeping. Apply No. Az West
Second street. apr2t-n.
EoR RENT-TwO FURNISHED OR IN
II furnished rooms for light Housekeeping
Apply No. 1901 Orange ST. may14-ot
EURNIsHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
II Housekeeping. No. COZ East Seventh
street. may14.3t
EoR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOM. BEST
location Phone, No. OIL Delaware
Ave. apr26-u.
EoR RENT-FRONT ROOM. FURNISH.
- ed private family, Apply 1919 West
Eighth street. mays-f
FURNISHED FRONT ROOM IN MOD.
Il ern apartment Williams, 1920 Tat
nan sueet. ma!l 1T.
DARLOR FOR ONE OR TWO GENTLE
men; all convenience; private family
EOS West Seventh. third floor may15.tf.
TWO FURNISHED ROOMS IN SECOND
story. Reference required. s43 Or
ange street may15-st
1O1O WEST sTREET-ROOMs FOR
A~LV gentlemen private family. ID.
a. rnone, o-oo'M. maysli.
1907 WASHINGTON STREET FUR.
LcVt nished room for young man.
Tor RENT-PRIvATE ROOM FOR ONE
II gentleman. with or Without board.
Phone 552i-W. No 1917 West street.
may7.i2t.
IGOR RENT-SECOND STORY FRONT
room. Two gentlemen preferred Ap
ply No. SCI W. Sixth street. Phone,
2aso-W. may0.12t.
NOR RENT IN PRIVATE FAMILY ONE
/ II clean, nicely furnished room, good loca-
/ tion. Call before 73o F. NJ. Ai0f-W
mayl 2uks
BOARDING.
BOARD AND LODGING. DAY OR WEEK
ID also frst class restaurant. tOt Poplar
street. apr2A-1m.
! BOARDING FOR THE SUMMER; COM.
ID muting distance. Lincoln Highway
North East. Md. Box iA7. may9-eod I'm
ROOMS WANTED.
I XXTANTED-FOUR FURNISHED OR UN-
w furnished rooms and board for four
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

NNANTED-COLORED WOMAN FOL
w homework. Call 45ol-J. mayi5-3t.
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

BOARDING FOR THE SUMMER; COM.
ID muting distance. Lincoln Highway,
North East. Nd. Box i47. mayo cod I'm
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BUSINESS NOTICE.

-
VERNON CAPSULES, 5oc AND 81 BOX
~ All druggists. BY mail. Address 1907
Washington street. apr2A1m.
HOWARD WRITTEN. PRACTICAL
II pnperhanger. Formerly Of Kershaw 4
Written. No. 1Oi4 Monroe street Phone.
o~-o-W Nl'u'
HARRY KERsHAw. no. Dos WEST
IL Ninth St. PaperhanginR; new stock;
prices reasonable; estimates promptly fur.
nished. iy2i.tf
DIANO MOVING AND HAULING-ALL
work done with special care. d. 4 A.
phone. 1874; Del. 1919. James Stewart
Lowe. No. 1902 West 81. jAnetf.
BANANA HATS CLEANED. LADIES'
Il ard gents. All work fully guaranteed.
No acids used in our method OF cleaning.
Room No. 2. Ford Bldg. apr19-3m.
CARPENTER AND BUILDER-wINDow
- and door screens iohbing Of all kinds
Prompt attention given 10 all orders Frank
Baker, No. 1923 Adams St. apr2s-tf.
IF YOU wAN1 70 SELL YOUR
clothes. call MP Isasc Gibbs, No. sss
French street. d. & A. Phone No 1905. and
he will call Tor them. None bought at
store. iano.tf
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

ToR sALE-sQUARE PIANO IN GOOD
Il condition, cheap. Apply lpoo Deia
ware avenue. may loot
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

EREsH COUNTRY EGGS, WHOLESALE
IL and retail. No. 7O5 Madison street.
d. & A. Phone, 734s-w. may3'im.
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

EOR sALE-THREE HOTEL RANGES,
Il in perfect condition. Apply No. $40
Orange St. may5tf.
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

WANTED AT ONCE. A BRASS
W FOUNDRY FURNACE TEN
DER APPLY BRANDYWINE
SHOPS, HENRY CLAY, DEL.
mayl 3D..
Evening journal., 1917-05-16

EoR sALE-HoUsE, 6 ROOMS, BATH
Il an modern improvements desirable To-
cation. Phone i2g4-J. may lou"
Evening journal., 1917-05-16
BOARDING.

BOARD AND LODGING. DAY OR WEEK;
ID also frat class restaurant. 1ot Poplar
street. apraA-1m
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21

lunch counters and the business dis
trict cafes. We are showed at The
ignorant for dinner, supper and mid
night lunch. We come in with ham
and eggs--even sausage sometimes.
Breakfast?
o, yes! We come in to the
breakfast Counter" with rolls and
a cup Of either sealding hot or ice
cold coffee! ...
For time they tried to bring US
back into favor by decorating us a
la mode (second story of ice cream,
but it did not work. People soon
discovered our nom de plume. The
disguise was insufficient and, again,
down we went-back to these
counters where whatever you pre-
fer not you get and whatever you
prefer you get not"
Spurn us! Laugh at US! Choke
on usl Despise us if you like, for
the Pie careth notl We repay the
whole world for its unkind treat
ment by furnishing the wives via the
husbandsf
Beware, you wives that deny us
your honest We are sinners,
wicked, cruel, beastly little sinners
and we intend to sin again and
again, so long as we have grip on
your hasty husband. These hus-
bands are for us strong, strong,
strongest, because they are too
stupid to find US out. We shall re-
vel in their ignorance and continue
to punish the women, our enemies,
for verify | say, WE ARE THE
CAUSE OF THY HUSBANDS
CROUCH.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
Pears for Breakfast
....... Starts the Dan Right

Canned pears can be served at any
time, but they make an especially de-
licious breakfast fruit, says today's
bulletin of the National Emergency
Food Garden commission, co-operat-
ing with this paper to save the ma
tion's food supply, ~ '.i%N
In ,order to retain the light color,
the fruit should be dropped in slight
ly salted water Immediately after
being peeled and cored. Blaneh in
boiling water one and half minutes,
dip into cold water and pack into
jars. Make a syrup Of three cups OF
sugar and two cups of water and pour
boiling hot into the packed jars. Put
on rubber and partially tighten tops
and sterilize for twenty minutes in
boiling water or for twelve minutes in
water sealed outfit, or for eight
minutes at five pounds steam, pres
sure. Tighten tops and wrap in pa
per to prevent pears from discoloring
and store In a cool place.
PEAR PRESERVES--The winter
pears, or very late fall pears will
make better preserves il first cooled
in plain water until tender, then
placed in SYRUP and cooked down. In
this way they are not strong. have
a delicate flavor and are not tough
To make spiced syrup use the
water the pears were boiled in and
add an equal measure of sugar and
cloves, root ginger or sliced lemon
to taste, Pack while hot into hot
jars and seal at once.
PEAR HONEY--Reserve the juice
from cooked pears and boil it with
cinnamon bark, Before placing it in
the jar boil one-fourth of a teaspoon
full of cream of tartar in each half
gallon OF iuice. This is rich syrup
to serve with breakfast cakes.
GINGEREDA PEARS--The fruit
chosen should be trifle under ripe.
After peeling and ,coring, cut the
pears into thin slices, Use six pounds
of sugar. one cup of water and the
Juice of four lemons for eight pounds
of pears. For Aavoring use the lemon
rinds, cut into narrow strips. One,
eighth pound of ginger root, cut into
pieces. should be added. Let the mix.
ture simmer until it is the thickness
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
Autobiography of an Old Pie.

Behold Friends and enemies. |
am the Pie!
And be it remembered that my
ancestors were not descendants
from Adam and Eve but from one
n1omentarily insane---a chef.
Our ancestors were thorough
breds but the Pie family is no
more now than mixture OF every
thing. We are ours! Simply thatl
Centuries ago, as far back as |
can remember, land | am, very
old) Pie was a luxury and graced
the best, and only the best. dinner
tables. We were presented as an
aftermath.
The apple branch OF our family
was accompanied, at these. festive
boards, by dainty bit Of Amer
can cheese and delicious black cof-
fee-though the aroma was often
far better than the essence itself.
But the combination! All, it was
great!
Mincemeat Pies, another branch
of the Pie family, was a Thanks
giving and Christmas luxury. To
be sure this was about the most
artistocratic limb of the Pie tree.
These Mincemeat Pies were pre-
sented only on feast days, in the
same elite clique with those snob-
bish aristocrats, the Plum Puddngs.
Instead of burning brandies over
these Pies, brandy was a part of
them. - '.> -.
Mmcemeat Pies and Plum pud.
dings did not associate with the or
dinary lot such as the Beef and
Pork families. They were exclu.
sive and appeared, only in company
with birds and bottles. >.e
The Last of the Pies.
But, alasl Every family. every
thing, human and inhuman, (even
the Pies) has its day. And it
grieves me to realize that the reign
ing days of the Pie family are over.
The Pies have deprecated and de-
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
Germany Hates Feminism

There is some interest. Il not equal
importance, in the fact that America.
reputed throughout the world as the
land Of feminism. the land of privi-
legged womanhood, is at war with the
country in which the claims of femi-
nism are most universally and vio-
lently detested and the claims OF mas
cuiinism most loudly asserted and
generally accepted .
Herr Voechting wrote a book, a few
years ago on "The American Cult OF
Woman" in which he congratulated
his own Germany on being safe from
the danger that i, was engulfing the
United States in ruin and degradation.
II we acknowledge the awful fmpeach-
mcnt brought against us out Of the
logic of Kultur. what shall we say on
our part of that masculinism which
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
JUGGLES SACKS FOR
HIS VACATION FUN
William H. Rowland Has a
Work Hobby Which Keeps
Him at it While Others
Fish.

If there is one hobby more than
another that has remained with Will
liam H. Rowland, travelling passen-
ger agent in Omaha for the Pennsyl-
yania lines, since he donned long
clothes, it is work. Rowland when
discussing his hobby insists he was
born to work, and there is no possible
way OF getting away from 1t,
When. other men are idling away
their time, or getting what to them
seems to be real enjoyment out OF
life. Rowland is working. He has
lived up TO his work creed so long
and consistently that for years he has
felt. it was his duty to work during
his annual vacation period.
Consequently when the vacation
date rolls around Rowland consoles
himself with the thought that he IS
going to have a couple of weeks OF
real work. This year his vacation
came at a time when the contractor
who vas erecting the army canton-
ment buildings at Fort Omaha was
sorely in need of men. Rowland
learned of this fact and said to HIM
self, Here's my chance
Early on the first day of his vaca-
ton he slipped into a suit OF. old
clothes, went out to Fort Omaha, and
applied for job.
"You are likely looking young
man, but what can you dor" asked
the foreman.
Rowland volunteered the informa-
sion that he could do most any kind
OF work, Taken at his word, he was
assigned to unloading sacks OF ce-
ment. The sacks weighed 100 pounds
each and Rowland juggled them
around as though they had been filled
with bran, or even lighter material.
The first day he put in ten hours OF
time and was paid at the rate Of IS
cents an hour. Somewhat sore and
lame, he was on the job bright and
early sthe next morning and all day
wrestled with the heavy sacks.
For two days the foreman on the
job had been watching his work. The
evening of the second day he called
Rowland aside and remarked:
young man, ! like your kind Of
stuff and tomorrow morning when
you report you will be timekeeper.
1t is easier and there is more money
in it," ~
Next day, and the next, and until
his vacation expired, Rowland worked
as timekeeper at SO cents an hour,
and when he quit he had saved up
pretty nearly enough money to pay
for his winter supply Of coal.
Speaking OF his vacation, Rowland
said: II never had one that enjoyed
as much and the work has made me
feel finer than silk" 7>
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
Auttollb;ix lb;ie$esap6y x<z g !!!,!; o} IN
" am Old <)oie >AASykkt
Helated to and written down by qdeade 5snnerly {yS

generated until they are but a null
titude of sins. They have been the
cause OF their own downfalls, as
were Caesar and many others.
The Pies have fallen by the way
side!
They can never regain prestige
such as was once theirs!
They have gone from the sublime
to the ridiculous!
They have fallen from saint to
sinnerl
AT one time the heart of Pie
was thing over which thousands
rejoiced, but the heart, in its down
ward course, has turned to hide
so greasy and indigestible that per-
sons in their right mind waste not
single glance in the direction of a
Pie.
Last night man OF careless taste
and doubtful breeding ordered one
of the Sweetpotato Pies with an
Accompaniment Of American cheese.
Could the poor Pie protest?
No, indeedl We are glad, any of
US, to come forth, even. in such
abominable company, for verify we
believe in reincarnation and the
sooner this life is over the sooner
we may return as, even lady's liz
ard. Such fortune comes to some
and who can tell who will turn into
what.
Who's who anyway, and why?
Scorned.
Here l am, an old Pie, having
reached the stage where no sweet
disposition would have me. Ladies
spurn me! The young men laugh at
me and ram me with a fork trying
to penetrate my hide-then they re-
turn me to the shelf.
But, as | said before, every Pie
has his day and the whole Pie fami-
iy have had theirs. have lived to
be among the last of the family--an
age Of degenerates.
We are tough, tasteless, ugly and
commoni We hang around quick
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21

expresses itself among the men Of
Germany in horrifed and angry out
cry against the "treachery" and "un.
worthiness" of German women in per.
forming little acts of kindness and hu.
manity for the prisoners within the
gatess
So dominant Is this masculinism In
the kaiser's empire that women them.
selves are among its staunchest ad.
herents. No other land could ever
make a creed of subjecting to con.
slant insult and cruelty the helpless
and the wounded. The masculinism
of America is OF different sort, de,
spite the gloating assertion of Herr
Voechting that we have sunk too low
to lay claim to anything of such a
title. We prefer Our own variety
PHILADELPHIA Bulletin.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
soUELCHiNG A JUDGE.

Soon after a certain judge of the
supreme court of Rhode Island had
been appointed. he went down into
one OF the southern counties to sit
for a week, He was we'll satisfied
with himself. u,f.s ...- ..-..
"Mary,," he said to the, Irish wait
ress at the hotel where he was stop
ping, you've been in this country
how long?" s. -. TX i
"Two years, sir" she said,
do you like. its" ,.. ,....-
"Sure. it's we'll enough" answered
Mary. 3.... .,-, -.
but, Mary" the Judge continued,
Omaha daily bee., 1917-10-21
Waxed Floors Should
Be busted Daily

Waxed floors should be dusteG
daily with bfoom covered with can
ton flannel. Keep can of wax on
hand, and should the finish become
worn in the doorways or elsewhere,
apply a thin coat, rubbing well into
the wood. Allow the wax to dry tor
one hour, and then polish thorough
ly. Before rewaxing the floor scrub
it thoroughly with turpentine and a
piece of cheeSecloth.