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El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
BOYS WILL BE GIRLS
(Washington Post.)

N. "DFHHbVVH Opt'I
The largest flag carried in the parade
was that Of the new government depart
ment, the food administration. 1t was
held by about 80 young men from the
department in the new uniform planned
for the housewives who become mem
hers Of the association.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

Germany is inyincibly victorious, and every
German statesman is seeking peace. At
one time Berlin is ~beiagged. and the cross
roads Of the world are congested with the
German agents talking peace, pleading
peace, clamoring peace.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

NEWSPAPER MEN" said Tom the
other evening, while discussing classes
Of men who make d living by BRAINS,
They're writer's Of friction, amt they,
Pa?"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
EFFECT OF TAs HEA+ IN The EAST
Gate a sneeze.

Ct. P. A. In N. Y Tribune),
One Of B. l.. IT'S garruious/ office
mates suggests that the Germans are
going to have a Rigorous winter; but our
l~oquacious city ed wnose desk is only
three feet from our usually closed door,
hints that he is wearied OF the whole
Rigamarole. There is always something
to- fascinate n in a newspaper office,
isn't there? (
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
JABS '"i s;:s ss's'
HIGHER

paris cable announces that dress
makers there have decided to uss only
VA yards Of material In a gown instead
Of sNa yards.)
The skirts VIII Be higher next season
The shortage Of ~dressgoods Is felt.
There seems to BE no valid reason
Why the skirt shouldn't loon be a
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
STRENGTHENING KEtty SCHOOLS
fSocorro chieftain.)

Prof. Arnold Garlick, who came to
Socorro last week from Detroit, Mich,
has accepted the principaiship Of the
Kelly schools and will assume his du-
ties as such Monday, Sept. 10.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
tiEARrLEss

She-I attended cooking school before
We were married.
He-What did you do there-play
bridge? p
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
ANOTHER KITCHEN INVENTION

Il am afraid this high cost OF living is
going to introduce another innovation in the
average kitchen"
what is that?"
"The foodless Observation-Disclosures Ameri.
can.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

tuIu tHHt peyoHu eHo A1PS IIeS Italy'
wv"
A CLERG YMAN's little son went to
stay at a friends house. The next
morning he was asked to say grace.
As he hesitated, his host, trying to help
him, said; Say what your father says
before breakfast.' Thus encouraged,
The boy began: "do easy with the ba-
con; It's forty cents a pound"
---
Be careful how
you
Do It please,
You cannot
fumi-
Gate a sneezc.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

Short1 say, old man, can you lend me
$40?
Longley-Impossible. I've tried to lend
you money several times, but you always
seem to look upon it al a gift.-Cleveland
Press.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

"a poor joke is better than a good joke
in one respect at least"
"How's that?"
Ones likely to hear the last OF a poor
joke. Buffalo Express.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
bage is a great vegetable when you
want to get ahead.

AUsTHIANs no longer have to be
told that beyond the Alps lies Italy"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

frOI. ArnOIu GdrllCk, WIN CANT u
Socorro last week from Detroit, Mich,
has accepted the p~rincipalship OF the
Kelly schools and will assume his du-
ties as such Monday, Sept. 10.
---
HOW IT STARTED
Little drops
OF venom,
Little grains
OF spite.
Al Austrian hefr
Blown DIP for fair;
And then,
sweet peace,
Goodnight.
"v
PROBABLY
rs THAT speed maniac in your
neighborhood still ~scorchfng?"
Maybe he is ;all I know about 1t,
he's dead"
'PERSHING MOVES TO New Base
says a New York headline. Safe on
second, as it were. Soon he'll be at
third, and then home.
---
THE BLESSINGS or PROVIDENCE
(From the Niagara Falls In the MISTY
Miss Mary A. Blessing, Miss Margaret
M. Blessing and Miss Mary A. Nc
Cardle are a trio Of Providence girls
staying at the Imperial.
EPITAPHs you NEVER SEE
AT REST
REGINALD PFUDGE
He went out in the kitchen and told
the cook that one of them would have
to 60.
HE WENT.
In This Spot
JONAS M'FUDDLE
Would have been buried in due time.
But he tossed a match into a tank Of
benzol to see if it would ignite.
1T WOULD.
To the Memory of
ANNIE CHUMP
Who ate five pounds Of arsenic tab
Tets because she was worried about her
complexion.
SHE HAS STOPPED WORRYING.
Buried Here Is
DOCTOR SPEEDER
He was in a hurry to attend a coro-
ner's inquest and tried to bunt a loco
motive off the crossing with his fiivver.
HE WAS AT THE INQUEST
Here Lies
HAROLD SHIRKE
To escape going to war he married
a large red-headed lady.
HE WAS KILLED IN BATTLE.
-Kreolite News.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
HOW II STARTED

HOW IT STARTED
Little drops
or venom,
Little grains
OF spite.
Al Austrian heir
Blown DIP FOR fair;
And then,
sweet peace,
Goodnight.
----
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
PRoRAnLY

THE BLESSINGS OF PROVIDENCE
(From the Niagara Falls In the Mist.)
Miss Mary A. Blessing, Miss Margaret
M. Blessing and Miss Mary A. Nc
Cardle are a trio OF Providence girls
staying at the Imperial.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

Here Lies -
HAROLD SHIRKE
To escape going to war he married
a large ~red-headed lady. f9
HE WAS KILLED IN BATTLE.
-Kreo1ite News.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

Buried Here Is
DOCTOR SPEEDER
He was in a hurry to attend a coro-
ner's inquest and tried to bunt a loco
motive off the crossing with his fiivver.
HE WAS AT THE INQUEST
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

THIS GOES to prove that the cab.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13
EPITAPHS YOU NEVER SEE
AT REST
nr6HINAIn hrnIIIaINI u

To the Memory of
ANNIE CHUMP
Who ate five pounds Of arsenic tab
Tets because she was worried about her
complexion.
SHE HAS STOPPED WORRYING.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-09-13

JAP FARMERS in the Mesiila val
ley are making a profit OF $500 an acre
raising cabbages.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09

Mrs. Otie Cone has gone to Spokane
for brief visit with friends.
Mr. and Mrs. B. ID. Scott of the Clear
waster section are. in town today on
business.
Mrs. Forest Leeper of Sites spent two
days in Grangeville this week trans
acting business.
Found-A bride by DR.. g. A. Green g
boys. The loser may have same by
identifying it and paying for this
notice. 12-l
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Cone left this
morning for Portland where Mr.. Cone
will enter hospital and submit himself
to an operation.
Fred Burgdorff of the Burgdorff Hot
Springs is now in Portland Hospital
for the purpose of undergoing an opera
ton. He was accompanied here by his
wife more than week ago.
The many friends of Wilbur Camp
bell, who has been lingering between
life and death as the result Of an attack
of typhoid fever, will be glad to learn
of material change for the better and
I late word from Spokane is to the effect
that the crisis has past and his recov-
cry is now assured.
Thomas Ellington died at his home in
the north part of town this morning at
6:10. He has been living here for the
past or 10 years and is the father of
w. A. and F. N. Ellington of this place.
Mr.. Thomas Ellington was born in 1885
being 50 years old at the time of his
death. The funeral vii be held tomor-
row at 2:30 under the direction of A. j
Maugg.
generally accepted indicator of the
proximity of the fall season is the
flight Of the ducks. 1t has been OBJ
served all over the prairie and on the
Salmon river that the ducks are begin.
nlng to take their journey south. They
are also flying higher than usual If
This Is a sure indication we are going
to have an early fall because this migra,
ton OF wild ducks is occurring fully a
month earlier this year than usual.
Lew Karr who arrived in Grangeville
last Thursday evening with his wife left
wednesday morning for Butte. Mrs.
harr will visit in Grangeville until
about the first Uf September before re-
turning home. Mr.. Karr is now en-
pioyed on diamond drill in one of the
largest mines at that place and likes
his work fine. In speaking of conditions
there Mr.. Karr said that the miners.
by an overwhelming majority are salts
fled with the wages received but that
!, w. w. agitators are continually
striving to cause trouble for them. At
the recent strike of the miners MANY Of
the men wanted to work but were forced
to lay off by agitators who threatened
them if they returned to work as long
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09
GOOD REPORT FROM RIVER

Seth and Sam Jones came out FINN
the Salmon river country the first i
the week and delivered bunch Of bss
to Clyde Hammil. Seth sold 81 head !,
fat steers that averaged better m,
1880 and Sans lot of 2S cows AMI
steers also weighed up well. In sue,E
ing of the crop conditions on the riyr
Seth is of the opinion that there with
plenty OF feed down his way, and hv
crop in places being heavier than usual
and says he has seen lots more cattt
than are on the river now 20 through
the winter on less hay then they have
this year. The grain crop has been sy
eeptionally good and with few fall
rains to help the range the cattlemen d
the Salmon river section will come
through as good or better than usual
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09
GULEKE HAS ADVENTURE.

Last week Captain Guleke after Dc.
livering some supplies up the Little Sal
mon with his boat, picked up some min
ing machinery and Mr.. Nelson's wool
and hides and proceeded from the Littk
Salmon with cargo of about 1900
pounds and five passengers. At dusk
on August LIST when a few miles below
higgins Hot Springs the boat became
lodged ON some submerged rocks at the
head of small box canyon. The cap
tain made his passengers, including two
young ladies, as comfortable as possible
ON the sacks of wool. At dawn the
boat was released and went on down 70
higgins where the captain unloaded The
wool. Then he proceeded to White
Bird stopping there Thursday noon for
dinner and taking on three other pas
sengers including John higgins and
Miss DeCoursey of Cottonwood who had
been visiting Miss Alice higgins
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09
Worth Investigating

YOU'D OFTEN LIKE TO DROP INTO STORE Ann
OVER THINGS YOU'VE SEEN ADVERTISED. BUT wa
DON'T LIKE TO BE URGED TO BUY-AND WE AGREE r .oo
YOU ABSOLUTELY 9TH
YOU CAN COME TO THIS STORE AMY TIME rDv
cLoTHcRAFT CLOTHES AND NOT FEEL THE sIIcHr,. S
OBLIGATION TO PURCHASE
WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU VISIT US FIRST NO
vESTIGATE-TO SEE FOR YOURSELF THE REsuIr ~
PUTTING SAVINGS APPLIED SCIENCE BACK INTO -. W
CLOTHES YEAR AFTER YEAR. ~
SOON OR LATE WE KNOW YOU'LL COME RAcx -
CAUSE WHEN YOU ARE READY TO BUY YOU'LL W. %
THE STYLE, COMFORT AND LASTING QUALITY THAT o,,T
70 YEARS CLOTHCRAFT SCIENTIFIC MANur Acr,,.a
CAN GIVE YOU.
THEN TOO WE HAVE QUANTITY OF GOOD srAo,,
ALL THE YEAR AROUND'SUITs THAT WE WILL SELL vcn
AT THE SAME OLD PRICE WHEN OUR FALL, sTocx Az
RIvES THE PRICES ARE HIGHER WE ADVISE Won NJ
BUY ONE THESE SUITS HERE AND YOU WITH m
PLEASED AND SAVE SEVERAL DOLLARS
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09
FIRST NEW GRAIN.

The first grain of the season to Dc
threshed that we have heard of was
field of barley which was harvested
by f. f. Wann last Thursday. Ine
yield was better than so bushels to The
acre and harvesting was done with :
Little Idaho combine. Mr. Wann de
lvered his grain to the Farmers Union
warehouse following the harvesting,
Mrs. Tom Crea delivered new barles
to the local warehouse Tuesday, tns
crop being barley with very sooa
yield. Riley Rice commenced hauling
Wednesday, his yield being better , iai
30 bushels and of excellent qualify
Joe Yates and H. w. Long are among
others who have tbreshed and rep0'
yields much better than anticipated.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1917-08-09

as the strike was ON. Mr. K.,.
his brother-in-law, Frank Bowman WIZ
is also located in Butte and work;n. \
the MINES managed to get in every sb;A
during the recent turmoil. '4A'
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
Il. P Plant Engaged to Brooklyn Girl

The engag, ment Of Henry Bradley Plant, son oi Commodore Morton k. Plant, to Miss Amy Warren of Brook lyn, N. I., has been announced oy Miss Warren's father, Charles War. ren, of s2o St. Marks avenue, Brook. lyn.
 Miss Warren snd her sisters the Misses Emma and Helen Warren have been summer visitors st the Griswold al Eastern Point tor several summers during which time Mir. Plant has been acting as assistant manager RI that summer hotel, which Is owned by his father. Two summers ago the young people were frequently together and Tumors Of an engagement were cur. rent in The colony. Last summer Mafrens did not come to Eastern Point, but spent the summer at their summer home at Greenwich. Mr. Warren Is a member of the Ohio st. cieiy.
 Henry Piant who celebrated his 2l>t hiF,hday last summer graduated irom lhe Boys Preparatory scAooi at Pontfet few years ago When he became af age he inheri'ed large for. tune and is already considered one of Inc nehess young men in this coun- lry
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
St. Philips Church

Evening Prayer will De said Friday ai T.30, followed by rehearsal for the choir.
 Sunday Quinquagesima, an offering wiil toe taken iu every church through out the Uni ed States fo. the Church Pension Fund for which $5,0O0, ,OO0 must be in hand by March 1,t. Those who imlend io make a pledge for cer- tain smouni 10 be paid in monthly or snnu insialmeuts, should sign the blanks furnished, and turn them in with the first payment not later than Sunday If possible. New forms Of blanks have been received this week and wiii be distributed by mail 70 far $l35 ha, been pledged here. Many are expee ed 10 pledge dollar year or five Aesra.
 Leat begins on As "Wednesday, fet : ruars 2lst, when the Holy Connun lon WftI te celebrated al 9 o'clock. T iete N ill he service every Thursday at 3.45, he hour being selected for he benefit o' the school chiliren; on Fri. day al 7:30 wih devotional re iding; ami lenlen organ recitals with brief prayers following on Saturday after. moons at o'clock
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
New Federal Game Preserve.

By proclamation just issued Presi- dent Wilson has made the Pisgah na- tional forest, In western North Caro- lima, federal game preserve.
 This Is the first federal game pre- serve of its kind to be created east of the Mississippi river.
 Deer, wild turkey and pheasants are said to be plentiful, and q herd of elk and one of buffalo will be added this winter.
 Camping and fishing privileges will be arranged. but no gunning allowed in the forest, the idea being to permit the game to increase, drift out and re stock adjacent lands.
 This is good move, and will reflect credit on the administration if the pro visions are carried out and the pre- serve put under efficient guardianship. New York Telegram.
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
No Politics in Military Census

There Is absolutely no politics In the Connecticut military Gensus.whieh Is now under way. Men of all parties are united In gathering this informn- ton concerning the resources Of the state in men and materials, so that Connecticut may be fully prepared for ils own defense it the hour of need ever comes.
 Governor Marcus il. Holeomb, speaking of this absence of politics in the canvas, said:
 al am glad that there Is one thing which we can all unite upon, rising above the question Of whether we are democrats, republicans or socialists, or to what church We belong, meeting on The same common plane of patriotism, 60 that whether we have war or not, and pray God war may not come, Connecticut may be found ready as always, to do her part"
 The following statement concern Ing the census was made by J. Henry korsbnck, Chairman of the Repuoli. een State Central Com mitlee;
 "There is matter tn which we all must co operate, no matter what our political creed may be, The governors military census plsn must be carried through for the sake Of the state of Connecticut. IL k above politics. The stste, through the committee of assist ants to the Governor, is welcome 10 use any part of the republican state or ganizalion that it may find needed, am sure the local republican orgnniza. tions, also, Will offer 10 give every pos. sible assistance in this splendid work ?
 Chairman David l.; Fitzgerald of the Democratic Stale Central Com mitlee made the following statement concerning the census;
 "Of course census of this kind is entirely outside politics. The census, such sn importadt thing for our state and our nation, must be accomplished in the American spirit, without the least thought of psrtissnship. The Democratic State Central Committee csn be relied upon 10 furnish any helr that the Governors lassistanls may need or desire. Our party's ioeai com mistees, too, even down 10 depaty reg isttars, will put at ;hesdisposal of th, census takers all the information theS have.
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES

Lsst ffiiay evening piaintield High school defeated Putnam, the score be- ing 24-ls. Putnam was greatly han dicapped by not having their regular center, who was not able 10 play be- cause of sicknes.
 This Friday evening Putnam play Webster at Webster and expects to make Webster work for all Il gets.
 A short lime ago the basket ball team was ofieted strip to Falmouth and tairhayen with practically all expenses paid ny the Falmouth school. Last year this team played Al Putnam. The High team has accepted the invi- tation and has received permission to go. It wilt be three day trip and the boys are looking forward 10 any enjoy. able time.
 Monday morning Rev. C. D. Stanley spoke about Lincoln. lie lold many incidents of Lncoln's life and Of how he worked and strivtd lo prepare 10 himself thoroughly for whatever he might be called lo do. Lincoln was a truly great man as we know by the proof that so many loved hum. He was especially the friend and ehum oi The children. He had sad life as both his public and private experiences were not pleasant or easy To bear and yet through it all the great man kept the sympathetic, kindly God. given charaeter He first took up farming ss an occupation and his first pTofes. sion was surveying where for chain he had II grapevine. All during this time he was studying law, And so he worked anu studied doing his best In spite of all obstacles.
 MT Handy talked about Garfield and Mckinley. He told Of Mckinley $ experiences in war and of ihe insight and wisdom be exhibited. Mir Han dy especially emphasized the home life oi these men and showed how the character ot the naion depended on the homes of some of these meu.
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
Congregational Church Notes

The following Hre the names of the young people who are entitled to pins for attending church services during the lasl four months:
 Pin No. 1-AimH Harrison, Jessie NJ acdonnld, Helen Wheaton, Rhoda Gilpatric, Genevieve Letters, Enora Fisher, A ice Wright.
 Pin No. 1 = Elizabeth Hay ward, Perry Barber, Harold Arnold.
 Pin No. 5 Hazel GeeSon, Julia Al. sion, Flora White, Dorothy Bone, Sarah Barber, Edith Pease.
 Pin No 6-Mary Carpenter, Helen Carver, Alice Wilson, Alfred Barber, Henry and Teddy Brousseau.
 We understand that the Salvation Army realized $25 out of the lecture thnt was given in the chapel last Tuesday evening.
 The fact remains that the choir are stili facing deficit on their entertain ment course. They do not wish to put themSelveS in position of asking for aid, for the excellence of every enter tainment in the years that they have conducted courses h $ more than giv- en s return to the patrons for the price of tickets. There are two entertnin- ments remaining, the Venetian Trio and the annual choir concert. Tickets of admission for the two evenings will be sold at 75 cents, and can be had of any member of the choir or at the stores of C. NJ. Elliott and George K Shaw. II is hoped that the people witt ask for tickets, not waiting for solicitation that the expenses, At least, or this excellent course m " oe met.
 A committee largely made up of members of the choir are to canvass the parish for the purpose of disposing of tickets for the remaining entertain ments of the course. They hope in this wny to secure sufficient funds 10 meet the expenses Of the course.
 The choir went to Webster on their annual sleighride, Friday evening.
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
Not Exactly Bad.

F.. Y. Lucas. thes versatile English writer. whose Cloud and Silver" is q delightful collection of graceful es- says and clever humorous fables, has the following little story among the short sketches which conclude the book:
 Progress.-0nce upon a time there was little boy who asked his father if Nero was bad man.
 Thoroughly bad" said his father.
 Once upoI time. many years later, there was another little boy who asked his father if Nero was a bad man.
 Il don't know that one should ex- aetly say that" replied his father. We ought not to be quite so sweep ing, But he certainly had his less fe- neltous moments"
Putnam patriot., 1917-02-16
MUSEUM GETS
 MORCAN'S GIFT
Priceless Art Collection of El- der ]. p. and $50.0G0 Check
 to Atheneum Trustees
P0RCElAlNS AND CERAMICS
Elder Morgan Gave the Atheneum the Famous Morgan Memorial Building at Cost of Between St ,o0Q, ,ooo and
 S2,uUu, ,ooo-2, 200 Shares of Stock.

Hartford, Conn.-J. P. Morgan the trustees of the Maaswortn Athene- um a priceless collection ol porcelains and otAer obJects ot aTt waieh be- longed to his father and which the present head of tae house had lent to the Junlus s. Morgan Memorial Museum. an adjunct of the Atheneum. Mir. Morgan. aiso gave the Atheneum a check for s50U00 for it's maintenance fund.
 The Morgan collection here in cludes ceramics, porcelains, classical and early Ven titan glass and Italian pottery of the seventeenth century. French and Me.ssen poreelains of the eighteenth century, classical and Ro- man bronzes and collection of worries of the seventeenth century.
 George B. Story of New York, Hon orary Curator of the Wadsworth Atheneum, also presented painting by John van Asselijn. a Dutch artist of l6io-t660
 Tie elder J. P Morgan was born in Hartford and is buried here. A plan was set on foot in 1890 to broaden the usefulness of the old Ataeneum, then a reading room and lecture hall The elder Morgan then announee1 that he would give S650 600 10 build an art gal lery addition as 8 memorial to his father About the only stipulation he made was that the building should he of Knoxville marble and the plans should be submitted to him.
 He presented the beautiful Memorial Museum to the trustees of the Athe- neum in January. 1910. at the same time giving steel securities worth s350 .000. with an annual income Of xIk nnn fn ma ainfain fha nrOnerfY