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New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Kin Hubbard ESSAYS
SPARKIN' AN WEDLOCK

well need it after we're married"
After tn weddin' m tn ole time
honored III l only known O. tn wife,
an III l wuz only single agin'" O. tn
husband.
Some married couples are tactful
enough t direct tn conversation In tn
proper channels, others split up, some
arbitrate, some keep ON f%ourflushin' In
public an fightin' at home, while those
who have been on tn level from tn
time they first met, either as members
of an amateur theatrical or at a lawn
fete, live happily ever afterward be-
cause they knew jest what they were
gettin'.
Some married couples who live
t'gether are not happy. Their jest ia
talists.
TIL constant pOppin' out o new
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

under it; in fact. undergarments may
be reduced to a single union suit. The
trousers fasten with a small cuff above
the shoetops and defy the most enter
sive bee. Hail to the service suit II
marks the passing of the last imped-
iment in our way. II is no compromise
between a masculine and a feminine
garment, but a new departure-and it
Is smart.
Even a little garden Is better than
10 garden at all and everybody, that is
anybody with a patch of available
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

Ere tn roses O. June have spent Their
fragrance an scattered ther petals t
tn summer breezes many a bride an
groom will have returned from Pendle-
ton IAN Other eastern cities" with
loves fOndest illusions shattered.
Rev. Wiley Tanger says marriage Is
an achievement. 1t prob'ly is an
achievement t. round up some girls, an
1t may be somethin' closely resemblin'
an achievement t. hypnotic some fell
lers an railroad 'em t. tn altar o. Hy-
men in conventional black. But the
plain, ever day Niagary Falls mar
rage kin hardly be called an achieve
ment any more than fallin' over a
w~heelbarrOw in the dark an escapin'
with your life. Fer a man an woman
T. find 'emselves settin' on tn verandy
In tn twilight O. life in complete har-
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

neat around tn feet an dolled up in
tn forenoons; he should have a charge
account at tn grocery.
"True happiness does not allus ac-
company a house full O. golden oak
furniture an children. A husband
should slap his wife on tn back two er
three times a week an kid her about
gittin' purifier ever day. Wherever
theirs a real ideal husband you kin bet
theirs somethin' ideal about his wife er
he wouldn't be 30 blamed ideal.
"A good husband should keep on
bathin' an Shawn after marriage jist
as tho nOthin' had happened, an his
wife should have everything over actual
operatin' expenses fer Twin with him."
Copyright. Adams Newspaper service.)
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

$3.50
and whites separately and adding a
tablespoonful of cold water for each
egg. season with a teaspOonful Of salt,
a fourth of a t%easpOOnful of pepper
and three-fourths of a cupful of tuna
fish minced fine. Fold the fish into
the whites and proceed as IN the max
ing of a plain Omelet.
Chicken and Mushroom Pie.-Butter
a baking dish and put a layer of chick
en- meat in the bottom, cover with
mushrooms which should be diced as
well as the chicken. then add a few
potato balls, season and add a layer
Of hard cooked eggs chopped, sprinkle
with minced parsley and cover with a
white sauce. Then after all the in
gradients are used In layers, cover
with small rich biscuit and bake. Use
four cupfuls of diced chicken, one pint
of mushrooms, m and a half pints of
potatoes, six eggs, n and a half
tablespoonfuS of minced parsley, a
quart of thin white sauce, bake about
30 minutes. This will serve eight peo-
pie.
Club SaIad.-Allow two or three
leaves of lettuce for each salad, me
and one-half cupfuls of shredded
chicken (cold, cooked), twelve slices
of bacon cooked and diced, three to-
matoes, mayOnnaise and toast points
with parsley for the garnishing. Ar
range the lettuce. on each a slice or
two of tomato, then the fried bacon
on these and a spoonful of mayOnnaise
and on top the chicken, more mayon-
naise and a sprig of parsley. Garnish
with six tiny toast points for each
salad. placing them s~poke-fashion on
the plates.
Pimento cheese.-Drain a small
can Of pimentos from the oil, chop
fine, add a tablespoonful of onion
Juice and a tablespoonful of minced
pickles and a half-pound Of grated
cheese. Mix well, add salt and red
pepper and serve with crackers or as
a sandwich filling.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

At a meetin' O tn FOrtnightly Tea
cup Club at TIL home o. Mrs. Upton
Bud last night, Miss Fawn Lippincut
won tn prize fer tn best essay OF 9Th
Ideal Husband" TIL trophy wuz a
pair O. op'ry length tan Isle stockin's
with %tOeguards. Charmin'ly attired in
her pink Organdie Miss Lippincut arose
an read:
"After over three hundred years o.
American civilization TIL question as t
what constitutes a ideal husband is
still bein' discussed in tn Sunday
newspapers. 1t seems t. be settled,
first O. all, that a husband should be
strong an brave. l have had lots O.
ideal husbands pointed out t. me an
Their invariably cro0uet players er
lackin' in other peculiarities O. tn
genuine. I've seen that abOminable
creature known as tn attentive hus-
band-th' husband that's allus runnin'
t. git a chair er a shawl, e. waitln'
around for somethin' t drop fer him t
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

are advising them to raise vegetables
for canning and to put them up In
much greater quantities than v be-
fore. BY putting up enough to last
their own families through they will
save food and keep its price down for
those who are not situated where they
can make gardens.
Since duty calls women to the gar
den to work, clothes have been design.
ed to meet the emergency. SunbOn-
nets, aprons, "overettes" and service
suits" have made their entry to meet
with a whOie-hearted welcome. These
clothes proclaim that their wearers
have enlisted to do their bit in the
army of producers.
The set shown in the picture is fOr
her who has only Il little garden, not
demand g strenuous work. 1t includes
a sunbonnet, apron and cushion Of fig.
ured c%retonne, Is strong and pretty
and may be washed. 1t will stand prac
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

mOny with 'emselves an tn world
after bein' harnessed t'gether fer fifty
years is an achievement.
Tn easOn nine-tenths O. TIL mar
riages come nearer bein' calamities
than achievements is because at tn
very moment a young couple begin t.
set ther caps fer each other they be-
gin t. disguise ther real natures. They
try t. make ther tastes an preferences
an very thoughts conform. They pre-
tend t study each others every wish.
DO you like my hair this way?" or
what kind of a suit would you git?"
or II don't care fer ice cream If you
don't" Sometimes a couple IL stall
an conceal an fourflush an lie t one
another fer DER a year, or until she
feels that they're perfectly matched.
Then she'll say, II don't want you t
spend your money on me, Albert"
which Is jest another way O. sayin',
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Ohat.Uell Dressed ; \
UbmenUln UeaE7W

ground, is doing some gardening this
year. 1t is unpatriOtic and %uDfashion-
able to he idle. Even in small back
yards, allotted to city dwellers, women
are gardening with enthusiasm, and II
they raise only a few vegetables for
the summer table, they are helping to-
ward conserving food for next winter.
In the smaller cities and towns wOm-
en- have n real chance to do real work
toward producing the food that Is go
ing to be needed to last through next
winter. Those who know conditions
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

- lemon, n fourth of
a grapefruit, a pint of m%ayonnaise and
q pint of cream. whipped. Put the
mixture into the freezer and stir un-
I'll frozen pack in quart molds and let
stand an hour or more. Serve cut in
slices, with lettuce hearts and French
dressing made with lemon juice.
Choice Popovers.-Break three eggs
into Il bowl add half a teaspOonful of
salt and m cupful each of milk and
sifted flour. Beat until smooth with
an egg heater. Have ready a hot
muffin pan; butter it well, fill the cups
t%wO-thirds full of the mixture and put
Into a hot oven. Bake 80 minutes. de-
creasing the heat after the popovers
are well pulled.
Vassar's Delioht.-Soak n fourth of
Il pound of prunes overnight and cook
until tender in the same water. Re
move the stones and cut the flesh in
small pieces; add cOcOnut to equal
half the measure of prunes, a little
coconut milk and two tablespoOnfuls
of orange marmalade. When boiling
hot stir in three-fOurths of a cupful Of
sugar and set the dish in hot water.
Beat two tablespOOnfuls of butter to
n cream, add two egg yOlks one after
the other and One-fOurth of a teaspoon
full of salt stir and cook In the hot
mixture until the egg is set. Have
ready a fiaky puff paste or rich plain
paste. baked over small tins. Fill the
shells with the prune mixture. Beat
the whites of the eggs very light. add
four tablespoOnfuls OF graduated
sugar and pipe the merlngue above the
filling; dredge with sugar and bake
until firm in a moderate oven. Sprin-
kle with Drowned cOcOnut or shredded
Drowned almonds. Serve hot or cold.
A few green peas left from a pre-
vious meal, If washed to remove the
sauce and then mixed with peanuts
and celery, with a bit Of onion and
served with French dressing, will make
a most satisfactory salad.
Cress With Cucumber.-Slice a peel
ed cucumber In thin slices and let
stand In cold water for a half hour.
Dry in n cloth and arrange a few
slices on n bed of carefully washed
cress, sprinkle with chopped chives
and parsley and pour over French
dressing. Serve at once as the dress
ing willis the salad.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

pick up; I've seen tn lovin' husband
that can't keep his hands Off his wife;
I've seen tn indulgent husband. too.
that covers his wife with jewelry an
flubdubs an keeps soaked all tn time,
an I've seen tn kind, worthless hus-
band that lives with his wife's folks
an agrees with everything she says.
9Th Teller that starts in by carryin'
tn baskets an putting up tn ham,
Knocks at picnics never gifts no higher
in a girls estimation. It's fist tn
steppin' stone t wipin' dishes an
cuttin' scalloped paper fer pantry
shelves. Theirs nothin' manly er rO-
mantle about either. It's cowardice.
A woman feels sorry for a husband
she's not afraid t leave behind when
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

Just at the moment when woman
kind was ready and waiting for 1t,
here entered the Service suit" 1t Is
4 new garment for the new woman,
and it has been given this name,
July christened by the patent Office.
It is the spirit of the times translated
INTO apparel-a thing that we have
been waiting for without knowing that
we were waiting until it arrived.
Therefore 1t is welcomed with glad
acclaim, like that which greeted the
airplanes that made the heart to sing
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

cOwslip and dandeliOn
green's. The young, ten
der, blanched dandeliOns
make most delicious sal
ad served with minced
onions and French dress
ing.
Beet green's, spinach
and Swiss chard are all
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

and investigator, has shown, in his in
tensely interesting work, Unknown
Mexico" some of the aboriginal tribes
Of the remote Sierra Madre have a
most remarkable vocabulary Of Chi
nese words or their very evident cor
ruptions and carrying the same mean
ing with them as with their manifest
originators.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

teal service-in the strawberry patch
for instance.
The small apron has two pointed
pockets that m~onopolize a good shars
of its surface. One side of the cushion
is made of oilcloth, or leatherette, ana
there is a small pocket at the top. The
%sunbonnet. as pictured, has a chinstrap
of shirred ribbon. but might be fasten-
ed with a strap made of cretonne.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Qinina Al Ereeco.

The French people nearly all have
an outdoor place to eat-either a din
ing room, breakfast root or a small
pavilion for serving tea. Nothing is
more cheerful than a sunny little
breakfast room furnished gayly, with
lots of plants and all the birds singing
while you eat.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
At the Sign Of the Brass Balls.

Some children certainly get quaint
views of life. An instance of this &C.
Cured in a Sunday school in a very
DOOR district, where the teacher WIS
talking to her class about Solomon and
his wisdom. When the queen of She
bn came and laid jewels and fine raj
ment before Solomon, what did he
say?" she asked PRESENT.. One small
girl, who had evidently had expert
ence in such matters, promptly re-
piled: SOW much dyer want for the
lot r'-Grand Magazine.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
His Regular Hour.

Father-Helen, isn't it about time
you were entertaining the prospect Of
matrimony?
Daughter-Not quite, pa. He doesn't
call until eight o'clock.-Judge.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

sertion with a tiny ruffie of va
lace at the center. A plnited
jabot of wolfe is trimmed with
double rows of insertion and edged
with lace to match. and the turnover
collar is tucked and finished with lace
and insertion. Grouped pin tucks ara
used on both the front and the back of
this blouse.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

peppers, and one
onion, fry slowly
in two tablespoon
fuls of butter I'M
til tender. Serve
with steak.
Tuna Fish One
Iet.-Prepare half
a dozen eggs,
laatt-- A. ,an,n
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

Chinese Here Ages Ago.
As to the presence of Chinese in this
country many thousands of years ago
there - no doubt in the minds Of in
vestigarors. The a~rtifacts or images
with Chinese characteristics are 20
common as to admit of no doubt in
this connection. Ancient Chinese char
acters too have been found carved or
impressed upon prehistoric objects
resurrected from beneath the buried
cities of San Juan Teotihuacan. ada
cent to the valley Of Mexico, while as
Prof. Carl Lumholtz, the noted traveller
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Optimism That Fades.

1t is easy to be an optimist when
everything is lovely and no clouds are
in your sky-but that kind Of optimism
becomes blighted when the first frost
comes.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Nv: Mlex~s42
Magnet viii Hunt Needles.

Much time is saved in hunting for
lost needles If you keep a horseshoe
magnet suspended from a string in
your workbasket. ready to drop to the
floor and hunt your lost needles for
you.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

rice, two or three table
spoonfuls to the egg, IL
the eggs are scrambled.
using milk and butter.
Mix all the ingredients
and serve hot at once.
UncOoked rice may also
serve as an economy
with eggs. PIT twO In
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

She knows a dozen languages
And that Is much too many
She talks in every one of them
And doesn't think in any.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Lace Trims Wolfe 6louses,

A wolfe blouse which has as Its spe-
cial feature q convertible high collar.
Us n very narrow vest of fine val in
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Queer, Isn't u

If you go out on the street and Wits
tie for your dog, every man witbin
hearing wilt turn S-ound
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
EVERY DAY LUNCHEON.

When cooking eggs, to make n few
serve a large number, use cold boiled
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
MORE GOOD n

A fruit salad for company, which
VIII serve 35 people, Is the following:
EazAA EalliA Cal
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Automatic.

DE man Cat talks de loudest," said
Uncle Eben, generally lets his voice
keep workin' while his mind rests"
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
GOOD COMPANY DISHES.

Chop all together rather coarsely
two large stalks of celery, two green
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
EARLY VEGETABLES As GREENS
AND SALADS.

At least once a week when these
first appear in season cook
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

Who hath a book
Hath but to read,
And he may be
A king indeed.
His kingdom Is
His inglenook-
All this Is his
Who hath a book.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25


ad.-Take a can
each of pineapple,
W hite cherries,
pears and peaches ;
cut them all the size
of half a cherry,
add two oranges,
the juice Of one
lemon, n fourth of
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25
Tie KITCHEN


Beauty seen is lost,
Gods colors all are fast;
The glory of this sunset heaven
Into my soul has passed.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-05-25

with chopped nuts and cover with
whipped cream. Candied fruit may be
added to make 1t more delicious.
Who hath a book
Should thank the Lord,
Because he may
A book afford;
And in his prayer
This clause Is due,
Lord bless the men
Who write books tool"
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12
Organizers Visit MachiniStS'
Union No. 24I

The Machinists' Union, No. 24l
at its meeting Tuesday night, in
stalled its officers for the coming
year. The meeting was we'll at
tended by about two hundred aud
fifty members including the follow
ing organizers who were Brother
Adams, Doyle and Corley of Cincin
natl and Griffith and Richardson Of
Dayton. All made a short talk on
organization work and stated they
were very glad to see that the
spirit for the s hour work day still
was in the minds of the Hamilton
machinists, and that they may be
sent back in the near future to
open another campaign for the
hours. The meeting was then ad.
lourped to meet next Wednesday
January IT, Before going home
all enjoyed a good lunch end re-
freshments.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12
PresSmen Elect Officers.

Hamilton Pressmen and Assist
ants Union, Nc. 235 held their
regular meeting Wednesday night
and also elected a new set of off
GERS; Henry Zettler, president; Ell
don Bruck, secretary treasurer,
and Fred Henry, sergeat-at arms.
The pressmen are growing in mum
bers and in the near future will
have ali the pressmen in Butler
County into the organization. Two
printing plants in the county now
recognize the Pressmens' Union
The Naegele-Auer Printing com
pany of Middletown, Ohio and the
Nonpareil Printing company OF
Hamilton, Ohio.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12

that number of miles are made an
hour. This is all the railroad
worker asks. He does not want
long hours and delays en- route;
neither does he want overtime pay,
except only as penalty tc put a
stop to the practice of piling on all
the cars an engine can draw under
favorable conditions.
When the Adamson law be-
comes operative the railroad train
service worker will enjoy his home
and home life like man, while
the shipper, the merchan@ and the
general public will be benefited ma
terially in that much time now lost
will be gained in transportation.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12

To make strikes illegal means to
hold prison before the eyes of
the workers and to force them to
work al the command of employers.
The workers throughout the en-
tire country are fully aroused to
the dangers contained in this pro-
posed compulsory investigation"
plan. These dangers have awak-
ened them to full appreciation of a
fundamental principle. Workers
can not delegate to outside author
ity, even though that authority
be the government, the right
to regulate industrial relations
without creating an opportunity
for continuous infringement upon
their rights and freedom. The
railroad brotherhoods, like all or
ganizations affiliated to the Ameri-
can labor movement, have opposed
the legislative method as the way
to secure a shorter workday and
higher wages, but the situation
was such that the railroad brother
hoods yielded to the policy of the
government and accepted the
Adamson law. But ust as soon as
the government acquired the right
TO regulate the hours of work for
railroad employees, it at once began
to augment its powers, to provide
regulations, and to limit the right
to quit work. The experience il
lustrates the danger to which the
American Federation of Labor has
repeatedly called attention.
The industrial freedom of wage
earners depends upon their keeping
control over Industrial relations
within their own hands. Once del
egate even particle of that author
ity to the government and they
limit their f eedom and forge a
chain that retards normal free ac-
tion in all lines. The tendency of
government is always to increase
its power aud scope of action An
immense coercive power would
thereby be created which would
mark the decay of industrial free
dom
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12
is, 900 Get Pay Boost And Eight
Hour Day In Clothing Factories.

Baltimore, Jan II More than
$4,000 clothing workers this city
have been granted an eight-hour
day and an increased wage, it was
announced Monday by local officials
Of the Amalgamated Clothing
Workers Of America. With two
exceptions, it was said, all largsr
manufacturers have signed agree
ments, or will sign them Tuesday.
The increases for week work ers
averaged more than 10 per cent,
aud the piece workers have increas-
ed rates for their work which offset
the shorter work week and give
them between 5 and u per cent
more revenue.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12

e,cf a sfccess. Fine writing ana nigh
meals gre hopeless on the stage
Z" That is severe
"'Not any too severe. l have been
scribbsing twaddle for thirty-fve years
to suit the public taste and ought to
kne~- And, after all, look at the the
ate It contains some 1900 persons.
Now, il you serve up tripe and onions
for the gallery it offends the stalls; IL
you 5ish IL sweetbreads and truf1es
&c. the stalls IL disgusts the pit. There
SSse plain leg of mutton and boiled po-
tgto Is the most suitable fare for all.
Light Slippery and amusing nonsense
are what ! have endeavored to write.
But I ca tell you that after thirty five
years of tnat sort of thing, which am
glad 80 say has brought grist to the
mill, ana about sick Of it, end |
suouidue mind If never wrote anoth-
or word -
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1917-01-12
Demand Humane Treatment.

Indianapolis, Jan. r. Editor
Dobson, of the Bricklayer, Mason
ard Plasterer, presents this defense
and explanation of the Aiamson
law:
First of all, it is not a wage in
crease law. Its operation gives the
railroad worker the opportunity to
complete his days labor in eight
hours because be can make his
hundred mile or less run within the
prescribed number of hours by
reason of the fact that the railroad
companies will cut down abnormal
iy long freight trains TO such size
that a dozen instead of one half