The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-11-29
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ging an anarchiStic looking creature
wearing weeks growth OF whiskers
and an ] w, W. sweater, lie an
nounced that he wished revenge on the
Ad club because ii had sold him
ticket 10 the Humbug Circus
II was learned afterward that the
man really was not an anarchist but
peaceable patriotic citizen. His real
name is a, +. Kull and | have been
unable to learn why he maSQueraded as
an y. Won't Worker"
Even while officials were in the act
OF dispoSing OF this interloper news
boys rushed into the room with "Ex-
tras" OF the "Oklahoma City Moose, "
a camouflage newspaper which bur
leSqucd everything in publicity circles.
from the styles of the different ad
writer's Of the city to the personalities
of the advertising men This Is said
to have been the most quickly issued
extra in the history of newspaperdom
The Kaiser Is Caught.
Bot though ostensibly Ad clubbers
hold forth for truth in advertising, ar
rant deception seemed to hold sway
last night No sooner had Mr.. Kull
been seated and persuaded to hhaye
in a civilized manner when again the
door threatened to burst on its hinges,
and in came Steve NcaScy brandishng
a sword with all the grace Of Rupert
OF Hentzau lie was dragging Sam
Trave by the scruff oi the neck Mr..
Trave seemed afraid to come into the
presence OF the Ad clubbers and small
wonder, for he was disguised as the
Kaiser OF the Huns.
Chief Nichols was ordered 10 take
the kaiset out and shoot him. The
chief dragged his prisoner out with
alacrity, but there must have been
slip-up somewhere because later Trave
was seen in the banquet hall Nichols
claims the etiquet books always say
TO shoot a prisoner at sunrise" and as
he Is always in bed before sunrise II
was impossible TO carry out the orders
James A. Matthews as "Mr. Take
lt-Back," and EdRer Bell as "Mrs
Change -My-Mnd" had a great dispute
over a gown which the woman" want
ed 10 return after having kept it a
week In private life MIR Matthews
and Mr.. Bell are valued employees Of
the same concern and take their lunch
AZ the same Bevo stand but YOU
wouldn't believe it from the way they
hammered and argued for the ediiica
ton oi the Ad club guests The stunt
was clever takc-oti un merchandising
methods which fail 'o recognize fine
great principle that 'lhc customer is
always right
Patriotism Rife.
Nel' Darling exceeded auv of his
Inatauqua efforts I'm a splendid s,rlou,
talk on war conditions Mr. D.rnny's
address was ln,crSpcrscd with ra,hc.
OF brilliant wit and wave, Of blllowy
humor.
Ed Naught speaking from the cryrrc
ilue. How II Feels to Re Down and
Out' delivered cutting dia,rbe
against those who are mkcwarm in fl,
tnollo service because they fail ,o Sc
cure an assignment which nuts then, ,n
the llmehght The corrollary of L,s
message was that the faithful fireman
in the stokchold helps win the b,,,lc
Just as much as the lccr-cvcd prrnr,
on the deck The admiral take, Nh,
credit Tor victory It is true hpr
he takes 1t IN the name Of every ma,
in the fleet
A New Billy SUNDAY.
II Is reported that Billy SUNDAY
called Maurice Crowther ON long .d,,
lance this morning TO inauirs pen,
lantiy u Crowther is going to en,s
into competition. II is all ON accom-
OF q speech Crowther made at the grid
iron. Those who claim to be author,
ties claim II was a typical 'Surda
style, but 10 me II sounded like SAT
urday night of the ante -bone-dry da,.
~ Well, anyhow, the sridiron is owe
for another year The Ad elubbers hay
had their Hing. Grouches have bee
wsshed away In an eruption Of cando
and now we shall all buckle down Z
another twelve months OF convention
oiit5 IN Asdef to nurse Up enough fres
Gfoschss 20 make the 1918 gridiro
On even more splendid example Of high
sswsfed fun.