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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-08-26
knoyxS IIumnn Nature.

II -oOk hore. Why do you haNe
Keep off the Grass signs all over the
park You don't enforce the rule.
mo, sir" said the guard, The
sign is there 20 make people ENJOY
being ON the grass"
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Left

"Sho refused him, fully believing
that he would propose again."
And did he?"
"Oh. yes: but II was to another
girl"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-08-26

wANTFD-pRlNTER'S S APPRENTICE WITH
AT LEAST THREE YEARS ENPERl.
ENCE SEE Ii. L. kINZIE AT WORLD
OFFICE.
ClVII. SERVICE EXAMINATIONS in Tulsa
soon Men and women desiring govern
mcrt clerkships, departmental, posioffice,
railway mail customs. Stenographer, write
for free particulars TO J. c. Leonard Former
government cxaminer) 353 kenois Bldg,
Washington
WE WANT men and women, earn wages and
learn good trade at the same time
haroers make $50 to $50 per week: we teach
YOU the trade and gu!antce YOU position
special rates on til September l. Tulsa
Barber college III South Boston avenue,
Tulsa, Okla.
WANTED---A delivery boy; one who can
run car. Call Tenth and Main Mouser's
Grocery.
" ANTED-Dryer for Republic truck give
former employees and salary expected Ia
first letter. Apply 6lT9, care World,
WANTED--Man thoroly experienced and
familiar in marketing oil; state exper-
isnee in first letter. p. o. Box 3s9.
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OIL STOCKS

Furnished By Strandberg, McGreevy & Co
l2l East Third street Hotel Tulsa. PhoE
ZOO.
a...A..A G-L.LALarina
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CJ The Business Of Life Insurance as
Profession.
f2) Kinds Of Companies
(s) AnslysiB Of a Premium.
a. Policy Contracts (Particlpating and
Non Participating
30 The Art Of Securing Prospects.
(e) The Art Of Approaching Prospects.
f7J The Art of Closing Prospect.
(s) Tho Art Of Delivering Policies and
Policy Credits.
~ Arguments.
(lO) The man and How to Work
Through this course ono can acquire ns
thorough a knowledge Of the Life Insurance
ProfesGion WITHOUT COST can bo
secured through many expensive corrospond
ence courses.
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1TEulGIMS & 1re@lMS
WAN1rIEID
Steady work, good wages; one 314 e
ton truck, one 2-ton truck, teams.
Address box 1898, Tulsa.
Experienced stock sales
quick-selling, sound,
industrial. Apply Monday
morning, 2O9 Ault Bldg.

SALESMAN WANTEI'- Wanted, good
hustler with automobile TO sell real
tate; good contract to party that wants TO
make money. no phone calls answered call
H. person. Rooms and over Palace
theater NJ. j. Glass & Co. Real Estate and
Insurance
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INDEPENDENT STOCKS

Furnished by Strandberg McGreevy & Co.
i2l East Third street (IIotel Tulsa)) Phone
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MALE HELP WANTED.
Special NOd1CGg

To everyone desirouK Of bettering their
cOndi Aon or who might consider taking
up the Life Insgrance .Profession, ] wiIi
"LIFE ISsURA ASCE SALESMAN
SHIP" taking up the following sub
lects:
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lCELY furnished newly dseoTaisd room
gith large eloset; close 10 on togih sids
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-08-26

WANrED-position as housekeeper for wild.
over or elderly couple Mrs. Maud White.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-08-26

!; wANTED-washins and ironing. Phone
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wANTEp--A coloFed girl at 222 North
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EXPERIENCED lady stenographer wants
permanent position Phone 2302.
WANTED-Paper hanging, 12hc per roll.
Phone 32e9
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26

uJrzawszy go Rzepowa, odwia-
za}a z chusty swego czeskiego j
zblizywszy sic rzck}a:
Malta piec CROSBY?
Chcia}a mu dac tylko grosz, ale
dziad poczuwszy sz6staka W pal
each, nuz jej wymySlac: "za}uje.
ia czeskiego Panu Bogu, poza}uje
i wan Pan Bog wspomozenia. Id2
ia do para]usa, p6kim dobry!'
Vice Rzepowa sobic rzek}a
"niech to bedzie ia chwa}e Boza''
i posz}a dalej.
Dopiero jak przysz}a ma rynek
tax sic zlek}a. katwo by}o przyjst
do Os}owic, ale zab}adzic w Oslo.
wicach jeszcze }atwiej. A toe tc
miasto ME zarty! Przyjdziesz dc
jakiej nieznajomej wsi, a juz mu.
sisz wypytywac sic gdzie kite
mieszka, a coz dopiero w takich
Os}owicach. "Ja sic tn zgubie, jak
w LESLIE. pomysla}a Rzepowa. Me
by}o innej rady jak wypytywad
sic ludzi. 0 komisarza wypyta1a
sic }atwo, ale poszed1szy do jego
domu, dowiedzia}a sic, re wye
cha} do gubernji. 0 naczelniku pc
wiedzieli jej, re go trzeba szukac
W powiecie. Ba! a powiat gdzie ?
OF! g}upia, glupia kobieta. Pre-
Gle w Oslowicach ME gdzieindzie,j.
(Ciag daisy nastapi.)
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26

cz}owiek. Jest, to najlepsze lekar-
stwo, tax ola m}odych, jak i sta
rych, kt6re powinno bye utrzymy
wanem W kazdym domu. Licze o.
becnie szescdziesiat siedem lat"
To stare. popularne lekarstwo zio
lowe ME jest sprzedawane przez
aptekarzy. - Piszcie do DR.. Pc
ter Fahrney & Sons Co., 1875
So. Hoyne ave., Chicago, III.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26
(Ciag dalszy.)

Tu staruszek machna1 reka i o.
sadziwszy sic g4eboko, wpad} jak
by W zadume, tylko glowa trzes1a
mu sic mocniej jak zwykle, a O.
czy bardziej jeszcze ma wierzch
wy}azily.
Rewizor al sic zaplaka} cd Smile
chu.
= Ksieze dobrodzieju!- zapy-
tai = kt6z sic z kim bill, gdzie i
kiedy?
A kanonik reke do ucha i mo-
Wi:
= He?
- OF! presto ME moge cd
smiechu- rzekf do pana Skora--
biewskiego rewizor.
- A moe cygarko?
- moze kawy?
- Me = ME moge cd smiechu.
SMELL sic i pahstwo Skorabiew-
scy przez grzecznosc ola rewizo-
IA, chloe tego opowiadania music
Ii s]uchac, jak zapisa}, co niedzie
la; wesolosc byla vice og6lna,
gdy magic przerwa} ia cichy, lex
Hwy CLOS, z zcwnatrz ganku, kt6
ny rzek}:
- Mech bedzie pochwalony!
Pan Skorabicwski zaraz pod
ni6s} sic, wyszed} pred ganck i
spyta]?
- A kto tam?
TO ia, Rzepowa.
- Czcgo?
Rzepowa schy]i}a sic, 0 lie jej
Ma to dzieciak pozwalal, podje]a
90 pod nogi.
- Pc ratunck, jaSnie dziecicu,
| 20 lmlfOWanlc.
Moja Rzcpowa, dajcie mi
tel chloe w nicdziele pok6j! -
przcrwal pan Skorabiewski 4 ia
ka dobra wiara, jakoby Rzepowa
nachodzi}a go W kazdym dzien pc
wszcdni. - Widzicie przccic, lie
tcraz mann goSci. Toe ich Ola
was ME zostawie.
- ia zaczekam..
- No, to czekajcie-ze ia sic
przccie ma dwoje ME rozerwe....
TO rzcklszy pan Skorabiewski
wsuna} n%apowr0t swe obszary W
ganek, a Rzepowa cofnela sic az
ldos kratek ogrodowych i Stanela
PREY Mich pokornic. Ale przyszlo
:jcj czekac dose dlugo. Panstwo
Isle tam zabawiali rozmowa, a uszu
jej dolatywaly wesole Smiechy
kt6rc dziwnie brady ia "a SERGE,
DO nie do smiechu jej by}o .niebo-
DIE. Potcm wr6cili pan Wiktor Z
parma Jadwiga, a nastepnic posi-
Ii wSzyscy ma pokoje. Powell sion
cc mia}o sic ku zachodowi. Ma ga
mex wy>zedl lokajczyk Jasiek,
kt6rego pan Skorabiewski navy
wal zaw>ze: ''jcden z drugim' i
FACIAL nakrywac do herbaty.Zmie
nil obru>. postawi} filizanki i po-
|cza} %wpuszczac w ME Z b%rzekiem
|yzeczki. Rzepowa czckala cze-
kaIa... Przychodzilo jej do g}o-
wy. czyby ME wr6cic do cha}up.y,
a rrzyjsc p6znicj, ale bala sic, ze
,pot"m bedzie zap6zno, p%rzysiad}a
vice tylko IA trawie pod p}otem
i da}a dziecku picrsi. Dziecko mas
sa}o sic i usnelo, ale niezdrowym
''sncm, DO juz od rama by}o jakies
'slabe. Rzcpowa take czula, lie to
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26

Zapchanie powoduje Dol g}o--
wy, bladoSc twarzy mg}e chore O.
ely, daje uczucie jakobyscie cal
klein byli W nieporzadku. Holli-
sierra Rocky Mountain herbata
wyleczy zapchanie. Spr6bujcie ia
bez zwloki.W apiece Browne Og}
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26

= Panic Boze zap}ac = ozwa1a
Isle g}ucho kobieta, podjawszy
dziedzica pod nogi.
TX.
IMOGENA.
Rzepa pc wyjsciu z chlewka
poszed1 presto ME do chalupy, ale
do karczmy. Wiadomo, re CHOP w
utrapieniu pie. z karczmy, powo
dowany taz sama mySla co i RE
powa, -poszed} do pana Skorabiew
skiego, glupstwo zrobi}.
Czfowiek nietrzezwy, ME vie co
gada. Ot6z Rzepa by} natarczywy,
a gdy us1ysza} toz samo co i RE
powa o zasadzie nieinterwencji,
nietylko re wskutek przyrodzonej
prostakom teposci umys1owej, tel
wysoce dyplomatycznej zasady
ME poja}, ale z gburowatoscia,
w}asciwa rowniez prostakom, o.
zwa} sic i zostal wyrzucony "a
drzwi.
J Gdy przyszedl nazad do chalu
|py, sam powiedzial zonie:
= By1em we divorce. f..
= i ME wsk6ra1es mic.
A on piescia o st6}.
= Podpalicby ich, psio : WARY.
-. Cichojze zberezniku. Co eli ia
pan powiedzia]?
- Odes}al mnie do naczelnika
lzeby jego....
= Ano, to chyba trzeba isc do
|Oslowic.
: Pojade do Os}owic - m6wi}
zaraz wtedy - pokaze mu, re
Isle bez niego obedzie.
= Me pojedziez-ze ty niebora-
ku, MOI serdeczny, tylko ia sama.
ITy inc sic napijesz, to cara hardo
Isle stawisz i tylko nieszczescia
przymnozysz.
Rzepa z poczatku ME chcia}, ale
zaraz pc po}udniu poszed} do kar
czmy zalac robaka, nazajutrz
dzien toz samo; kobieta vice ME
pytajac juz 0 mic, zdala wszystko
ma wole BOA j we Srode wziawszy
dziecko wysz}a do Os}owic.
Kon by} PREY gospodarstwie pc
trzebny, vice posz}a piechota i
switaniem, DO do Oslowic by}o
try opetane mile. Mysla}a, re mo
re j spotka dobrych ludzi jada7
cych, kt6rzy pozwola sic jej PREY
siasc, bodaj ma brzezku fury, ale
nie spotka}a nikogo. 0 dzicwiatej
rano siad]szy zmeczona IA skraju
lasu, zjadla kromke chleba i pare
jaj, ktore mia}a re SODA W kobia}-
lee, potem posz1a dalej. Slonce "a
czynalo przypiekac, vice spotkaw
sly pachciarza Herszka z Wrze-:
iciadzy, kt6ry WHO'LL W drabkach
gesi do miasta, zaczela prosic, ze-
by ia zabra} na fure.
Z Bogiem, moja Rzcpowa =
odpowiedziaf Herszek = ale tn ia
XII piach, re kon ledwie mnie sa-
mego ciagnie. Dacie z}oty, to was
wezme?
Dopiero przypomnia}a sobie, re
miala tylko jeden czeski zawiaza
my W chuscie. Chcia}a zydowi dac
go zaraz, ale on odpowiedzia}:
= Czeski? / czeskiego ma ziemi
ME znajdzic, it o pieniadz! cy, cy!
To rzek}szy, FACIAL konia i pole
cha} dalej. Ma swiecie stawa}o sic
coraz gorecej i pot la1 sic strumie
|niem z Rzepowej, ale zbiera}a no.
gi jak mogfa i w godzine p6zniej
wchodzila juz do Os}owic.
Kt9 INA jak nalezy gieografje,
ten vie, re wjezdzajac cd strony
Baraniej G}owy do Os}owic, TREE
ba przejezdzac kolo koscio}a po-
reformackiego, W kt6rym dawniej
by}a Matka Boska cudowna, a O.
ko}o kt6rego j~eszcze dis, co ME-
dziela siedzi Gala utica dziad6w
wrzeszczacych W niebog}osy. Te-
raz, re to by} dzien %powszedni, sic
dial vice pod parkanem tylko je
den dziad, ale "a to wyclagaf z
pod }achman6w COLA noge bez pal
COW i trzymajac W reku wierzch
pude}ka cd szuwaksu, spiewaf:
"Svieta niebieska
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26
HENRYK SIENKlEWICZ
WEGLEM

goraco, to zimno przebiega ia cd
stop do g}owy. Czasem take bra
fy ja ciegoty, ale ME zwaza}a ma
to, tylko czeka}a cierpliwie. Po--
wolf mroczylo sic ksiezyc: wszed}
ma sklepienie niebieskie. Do herba
ty bylo juz zastawione W ganku
palily sic lampy, ale panstwo ME
przychodzili, DO parma grala ma
fortepjanie. Rzepowa zaczela So
bic movie pod s%ztachetami "a
Mol Panski', a potem rozmysla-
Ia, jak tez-to ia poratuje pan Sko
rabiewski. Dobrze ona ME VIE
dzia}a jak? ale rozumiala, re pan
jake pan, to z komisarzem ma INA
ljcmosc i naczelnikiem; byle tyl
ko slowo rzek}a, jak wszystko sic
stale, a to i ola Pan Bog, re sic z}e
odmieni. A przytem mysla}a, re
niechby sic Zo}zikiewicz, albo
volt sprzeciwia}, to pan wiedzial
by gdzie p6jsc pc sprawiedliwosc
''Panosko zawdyk dobry by1 i ola
ludzi milosierny, mysla}a sobie,
toe mnie tax ME ostawi." I ME
my]i]a sic DO pan Skorabiewski
istotnie by} cz}owiek ludzki. Da-
|lej przypomnia}a sobie, re i ma
Rzepe zawsze by} }askaw: dalej,
lie jej nicboszczka matka wykar-
mia panne Jadwige, vice otucha
wstapila, W jej SERGE. To re czeka
la juz pare godzin, wyda}o jej sic
tax n%aturalne, re nawet ME "a
,stanawia}a sic mad tenn. Tymcza--
sem panstwo wr6cili ma ganek.
Rzepowa widzia}a przez liScie win
ne, jak panienka nalewa}a re
%srcbrnego imbryka ''arbate' czy
iii jak mawia}a n~icboszczka mat
ka Rzcpowej, "taka wode pach--
niaca, co ci cd niej W calusienkiej
eebic puszy.' Potem pill ia wszy
scy. rozmawiali i SMELL sic weso:
10. Dopicro wtedy przysz}o RE
powcj do g}owy, re w pahskim
>tanie to zawszc jest wiecej szcze
Scia niz w prostym i sama ME vie
dzia}a czcmu Ivy znowu pop}yne-
]y jej pc twarzy. Ale tie Ivy usta-
PLY wkr6tcc innemu w%razeniu,
DO OTTO ma ganek ''jeden Z dru-
gim' wni6sl dymiace p6}miski
wtcdy przypomnia}a sobit Rzepo
wa, lie jest g}odna, DO obiadu ME
mogla wziac w usta, a rano tylko
sic troche mlcka napi}a.
- Oh! zeby mi tel chloe kostecz
XII dali ogryzc! - pomySla}a So
bic - i wicdzia}a, lie daliby z pew
noScia, nictylko kosteczki, ale
ME Smia}a prosic, by sic ME ma
przykrzac i W oczv ME lezc przy
g~o>ciach "a CODY sic moze pan roz
gnicwa}.
Narcszcie skonczy}a sic i kola-
ella; rewizor odjcchal zaraz, a W
pol godziny potem obaj ksieza
Siadali juz ma dworska bryke. RE
powa widziala, jak pan podsadzi}
dziekana, vice osadzi}a, re chwila
nadesz}a i zblizy1a sic XII ganko-
wi.
Bryka ruszy}a; pan krzyknal
ma droge furmanowi: "a pre-
wr6c tam ma grobli, to ia ci pre-
wr6ce!' potem spojrzal na niebo
chcac widac wymiarkowac, jaka
bedzie jutro pogoda, n~areszcie
: dojrzal W ciemnoSci bielejaca ko-
szule Rzepowej.
"A kto tam?
- Rzepowa.
- A, to wy! Gadajcic PREDICT,
czego chcecie, DO pozno.
Rzepowa powt6rzyla mu znow:u
wszystko; pan s}ucha} i tylko ply
ka} z fajki przez ca}y czas, a po-
TEN rzek}:
= Moi kochani! ia pomoglbym
wan chetnie, gdybym m6gl, ale
!: da}em sobie s}owo, re sic VI spra-
/, WY gminne ME bede wtracal.
= Dye ia wien, jasnie dziedzi-
cu = rzekla drzacym slosem RE
powa = ale pomySlafam sobie, re
moze jasnie dziedzic ulituje sic
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1917-07-26

''gmlne, a jak gmina wan ME pora
Idzi, to do naczelnika znacie droge
tax jak i ia. C66zem chcia1 movie?
moJa Rzepowa. No! idzcie z Bo-
giem.
- Panic Boze zaplac - ozwala
sic g1ucho kobieta, podjawszy
dziedzica pod nogi.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05
I T

If you can lose your head when all
about you
Are keeping theirs and showing
success to you;
If you can distrust yourself when all
men believe you,
And not allow for their believing
too;
II you can wait and then regret your
waiting,
Or being lied about, retaliate in
lies,
Or, being hated, give way to hate,
And yet always look so good and
talk so nice: (Nize)
If you can dream and then make
dreams your master,
If you can think and then make
thoughts your aim,
II you can meet with Triumph and
Disaster,
And let the latter triumph ore
your fame:
If you can bear not TO hear the lie
you've spoken
Twisted by men to make a trap for
fools,
Or watch the things you gave your
schemes to, broken,
And stoop again to build with
useless tools:
II you can talk with crowds and also
keep your vice,
Or walk with Kings-nor lose the
burglars touch,
If from the wise you cannot take
advice,
II common men discount you, and
wise men none too much;
II you can nj the unforgiving second
With sixty seconds worth Of
foolishness run,
Yours is the cup and all the sop
that's in IL,
And-which is more-younl be a
fool, my son,
You will be a FOOL.
L. G. Fenwick.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05

The discussion was led by Pro-
fessOr Raine in the Meeting Of the
Young Mems Christian Association
Sunday night. He used as a text,
"Come apart with me into a desert
place"
The restfullness OF the companion
ship with Christ was emphasized.
The main purpose of the whole
meeting, aside from the spiritual
blessing of worship, was TO create a
desire in several students to attend
the Conference of the Young Mems
Christian Association TO be held at
Blue Ridge, N. C. II is the opinion
of all who have ever attended such
conferences at Blue Ridge, that there
is no place where in ten days a per-
son can get so much physical and
spiritual power. AT the end OF the
school year, recreation is needed,
and if one wishes TO be of influence
among his fellow students, spiritual
power is needed.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05

MEET US AT THE X. E. A.

The Berca Normal family is grow
ing larger year after year, and as we
increase and scatter IL becomes more
diflicult for us To keep in touch with
each other. Many get back for an
occasional visit during Commence
menL or some special meeting, but
there is no place better suited to re-
newing old friendships than the an
nual sessions of the Kentucky Edu-
cational Association.
Every true teacher Of the Stat"
should plan to attend our great State
gathering at least every other year,
while a fixed habit Of always being
there will not be bad one to form.
Whatever may be- your custom IN
regard to this meeting try to make
your way to Louisville this year not
merely to hear the great speeches
and see the exhibits, but more than
any thing else be there to shake
hands with old Berea friends.
We hope that large number OF
our present student body may be
able to 20. but IL is the friends OF
former years we most desire to see.
Let each county where ten Berea
students are teaching form Bcrca
Band to take in the X. +. A. Come
together and hunt up the Berea
crowd when you get there: and you
will find in the renewal Of old
friendships a veritable Fountain Of
Youth, professionally if not phys
ically.
Then. YOU should be in Louisville
for this great meeting because Edu-
cation is becoming the greatest in
terest of our people. Road construc-
ton is good. state wide prohibition
is better, but everything that is best
in life waits upon the advancing
banner of Education. II IL hangs in
the rear all progress lags, when II is
carried forward Tearlessly, aggress-
lively, everything else moves after.
Let us all make a Drive" this year
for better things educational. and let
us make the first advance in answer
To the cry. ION 10 Louisville!" for the
X. T.. A. April % To 20
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05
VOLUNTEER BAND

The meeting of the Volunteer Band
Sunday afternoon was led by the
Rev. A. w. Hamilton. In a general
review of the Missions, he empha-
sized the great need of the many
people who did not yet know Christ,
and urged the importance Of thoro
preparation before entering the field.
The leader himself has spent some
time in the mission work and is well
aware of the many difficulties that
must be overcome by the missionary.
The conditions of which he spoke are
a challenge TO the Christian world,
and especially to the students of
America.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05
Queer Palm Sunday Custom.

In Lincolnshire. England, there Is a
singular ceremony on Palm Sunday In
Castor church A deputy from Brough-
ton brings in a very large whip, with
large thongs Of strong white leather.
During the early part Of the service In
the church a man named for the pur-
pose comes TO the door and cracks the
whip three times. then, with much GER
emory, wraps the thong around the
stock Of the whip, puts some rods OF
mountain ash upon II and binds the
whole together with a whipcord.
Then he ties to the top Of the whip
stock purse containing 2 shillings
about 90 cents), then takes the whole
and marches into the church. where he
stands silently until the first lesson OF
the service Is finished. He then goes
up nearer. waves the purse over the
clergyman's head. kneels down on q
cushion and there waits. with the purse
suspended. until the lesson L. ended
After the service Is over he carries the
curious whip TO the next hamlet
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05
LET DAT SLEEPIN' DAWG LAY
WHAR He AM
Nv Sandlin

"Chillun, you had bettah let dat
sleepin' dawg lay whar he am" said
Uncle Ned as he paused in his work
pushing a lawn mower, to wipe the
perspiration from his kind old face.
Cause il amt no tellin' whetha
dey's gwine TO wake up mad, iii to
kill or in q lovin' and sweet dis
postum" BY this time Uncle Ned had
pushed his lawn mower to q near
by shade and the children followed
him, leaving the dog TO pursue his
slumbers undisturbed, for they
knew that there was q story in
sight. Il guess you amt nebber
heard how | done come into dis
source of informashun?" continued
Uncle Ned. II amt nebber gwine to
furgit dat time, no sub, | nebber is.
See dat rye field ovah yondah by
de big road? Well just befoh de
war, dat same field was planted in
watah millions. Well nebber
thought nothin' bout dat million
patch til one day just aftah done
jine de church an been baptised;
an den | see dat il wuz jest covahed
with de big delicious watah mil
lions, ah. den my mouf jest natchel-
ly begin Ia watah an | forgits bout
my 'ligion. and calkilates when dem
millions am gwlne To be ripe. Bless
you hearts. Marse Johnson, what
ownes dat million patch must don
read my mine; cause bout dis time
he don brung big bull dawg
frum de city wifi him. But amt
gibe up hope yet cause ! wuz spark
in Mirandy. Ole Missus Johnson's
yaller gal, an | plans to spark dat
dawg too. So | saves de meat what
| is spossin' to feed Ourn dawgs an
carries it ovah 10 dat dawg. Well,
dat dawg was my frien' if, ebber q
dawg wuz, an | says one night, I'ze
SNbi W hdbt a. niillI'll lbiiibI Sub.
So bout five o'clock next evenin'
jest happens to walk round behind
de orchard ovah dar whar de boss
weeds war de biggest, an when
looks ovah into dat watah million
patch thar WIZ my ole frien,' Mr..
Bull Dawg, fas' asleep, fighting flies
an dreamin' bout de big juicy bones
l'ze gwine TO gibe him dat night.
Well, | elm ovah de fence an calls,
'Heah Towser. heah, heah.' Towser
opened his eyes sorta quick like, an
den he opens his big ugly mouf an
starts right at me; all, sees dat he
done gone an forgot bout dem bones
an meat ! took him. | turned an
starts for de fence wifi dat bulldawg
right behind me. Law Chillun, |
runs faster dan any hoss dat ebber
eat dis ole blue grass; but dat bull
dawg runs bout as fas,' an jest as
went ovah dat fence | lef mos Of
my breeches leg an some of my
ole black hide wifi dat bulldawg. So
Chillun jest let sleepin' dawg, lay
whar he am, cause dey is no tellin'
what he is gwine to do"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05

The topic for the meeting of the
Y. w. C. A. Sunday night was "Thc
Y. w. c.. A. Possibilities in the City
and in the Country" The meeting
was in charge of Miss Mary Cocks.
The possibilities in the city were
thoroughly discussed by Miss Jacobs
who has had considerable expert
ence in the Y. w. C.. A work. The
country side was well handled by
Miss Fairchilds who called attention
to the many possibilities for render
ing service in the rural commune
ties. During the business session
the installation of the new officers
took place.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05
MOUNTAIN VOLUNTEER

The meeting Of the Mountain Vol
unteer Band Sunday afternoon was
led by Miss Lille Moore. She gave
a heart to heart talk on conservation
in which she mentioned many things
that must be done in order TO be Of
the greatest service. Five new
members were voted in which helps
to prove that the Volunteer Band is
a live organization and continues to
grow.
Sunday night the Band led the
League at the Methodist Church.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-04-05

]. w. wHITEHoUsE LEAVES
REREA

II is with regret that theVocation-
al Department loses a good worker
like Mr.. Whitehouse.
For the past two years he has
won many friends in Berea, and
proved his efficiency as an agricul-
turist and teacher.
About the middle Of March he was
selected by the Agriculture Com
mittee Of the Industrial Club as
County Agent Of Daviess County,
which position provides substan-
tial increase in salary and a broad
field of usefulness. Within the past
week he has taken up the new work.
We all wish him well in his new
field of labor.