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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19
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Johnny Rosenfcld vas dead. All at
KS sill had not suficed to save him.
The operation had been a marvel. but
the boys long-sapped strength failed
ut the last. H.. set Of face, stayed with
him to the end. The boy did not know
he was goins. lie reused from the
coma and smiled up at lie Moyne.
"rve got q bunch that l can move
my right foot" he said. Look and
see"
n. lifted the light covering.
You're right. old man. It's moving"
"Rrake foot, clutch foot" said Johnny.
and closed his eyes again. X. had for.
hidden the white screens. that outward
symbol Of death. Time enough for
them later. So the ward had no sus-
picion, 0 had the boy. The ward
passed in review. 1t was Sunday, and
from the chapel far below came the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

Whnck an Ace & Mrs. Whack reply peevly. "Renig!" full of scorns. All
mako gohome agreeing how enjoyment that evening was.
At 2I1 clocktime, while those Axweiders wa glad to go to bed, Mi. &c
Mrs Snggot set alonesome in rar1or room where could hear.
hood?" she ask it. Zone day more and shall poison their foods"
They must get their fresh air somewheres,' he reprieve.
why should they spoil ours? she snagger.
Next morning werec hurchtime.
have engaged orchestra seats for you at church." repose Mrs
Madam. 1T will be great treat"
What denomino church is it," inquire Hon. Axwelder.
I'VE never 20 Methodist" say him. I'VE ar osteopaths"
Then you will be pleased to excuse u.s." backAre Hon. Mrs with smiling
eium. Eve dare not neglect religion for those we love"
Hon. Axweilders remain in parlor room reading pictures in comical supple.
why you brought m to this dbgusly place. require she from him.
Il agree" he snatch back. I'VE should have more fun going to hospital"
When hear this repartee step fathiy into room with hepmeet ex-
"swesheared weakEnders." I say sc. obtain your hats and baggage
with immediate quckness and will snugglo you away from here before they
what you mean by what you say =" they REQUIRE.
Il observe how you suffer. Therefore I help escape" This say.
II should muchly admire to CO." he croach, yet cannot because Hon.
Spggots would feel sad to lose us"
"Your sudden depart off would grieve them even less" l tell. Last night
they included you among buraloes and mentioned poison while speaking Of
"oh,," Both stand up on their stamping feet. They rosh upztairo for
bag: They rosh downstairs with t.. ! go to animal garage for hitch down
Pretty Soonly churchben chime forth while Mrs & Mr. spiggoa ,etesn
backwards from there. They observe their Weekend CASTS en- porch.
W,ho,-nn mat vn carry nurselvcs nvov before Mondov?" reuuire Mrs
"Your poor but neat hone ia no place for geological bunalocs!" stogglo
Hon. MI. Az.
And poisonous food might DO expensive from high price for economical
persons" grnbble Hon. Mrs. AK. %%
"Who told you this & that" narrate those spiggots shocky.
"Togo did," say others. g 4#
80 thanks!" she say SO for sweetness resembling nitatious snakes
time to catch the timetable"
soonly arrive up to porchstep accompanied by Sarah, the horse.
When those wsskEnders and other baggage were loaded in, Hon. Mrs. spis.
CMt spoke furthermore.
depot and continue travelling by rail with my dcaro friends who cn doubt
lsssly afford to hire you among their expensive servants"
So spanked up Sarah with expression OF one seeking employment where
hs 10 not needed.
Eomng you are the same, 4M
Yours truly "A
.M4 HASHlMURA TOGO,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

In ". D. Howers volume I'm the Days Of Ny Youth" he tehs that his
home wns q log cabin. 10 time the labcrs Of different members Of tile family
resulted IN a better home. OF this new home he has this pretty picture: Its
possession had been the poetry of my mothers hard.working; loving lu. and
no doubt she had watched with hope nd fenr the maturing OF each Of the notes
for It." Mr.. Howell sMd. "Yenrs later, when ! came back from n long sojourn
abroad, my mother md father were growing swcetty old In tho keeping Of the
place. Not only the dooryard trees which we boys had brought from The woods
had each IT. colony Of birds. but In thcenves a family Of flying squirrels hd
ncsted. I DO not know whether I can inpart the sense Of peace and securty
which seemed to have spread from the gentle household q them, but an sure
Tint my mother could not hnvc realized . f0ndcf MMonscf tho homo ~ ~
slunesd 6e through u many yeasav 4&4&8 ~ @&M
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19
. tuberculosis Publication.

The. National Association for the
Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis
announces that 1t will presently begin
publication Of n monthly magazine de-
voted exclusively to the subject Of tu-
bcrculosis. 1t will be printed in New
York and will he called The American
Review Of tuberculosis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19
RED FACES AND RED HANDS
soothed and Healed BY cutieura-sam'
pie Each Free by Mail.

Treatment for the face: On rising
and retiring smear affected parts with
Cuticura Ointment. Then wash OF with
Cutlcura Sonp and hot winter. For ~,
hands: Sonk them In q hot latnel
Of Cuticura Soap. Dry, and rub "
Cuticurn Ointment.
Free sample each by mall with Book'
Address postcard. Cuticnra, Dept. u
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adx
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

I'll ray ono thing for the apart.
ment house ws live In. No one sver
Inns any reason 70 complain about lack
Of heat"
"You must have q very unusual sort
Of landlord"
"Oil. 1t isn't the landlords fault. The
JanltOr hus q brother In the coal bud.
Ness"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

W. aliN h.e YN 'Nost .st C
"pienty More Where This Cams From"
face frightened him. It was too calm.
too controlled. lilo followed her across
the room.
"Nhnt arc your plaus1"
II haven't any. I'm about through
with my training. but rye lost my
diploma"
n don't like to 9 you going sway
like this"
She avoided his eyes, but his kindly
tone did what neither the Head nor the
executive committee hnd done that
day. Il shook Tier control.
what does X. matter 70 yuuf You
|dou't owe mo anythlng.H ss .
*pestaaps not. One Nay and lnothes
Efxs knOWn yOui r l6ug tjmeys
N ex91neysf knew Anythlng voeS
~. II ~ yIYkyhaM ly.AkESHsNEt 3AsE y%tlatPN I ~ ANBN1GtSt
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

SOAP 70 srRoNoLv ALKALINE
and constant t,se Will burn 0,tt tne
scalp. Clcnnsa the scalp BY shampoo
INK With LA Creole" Hnir Dressing
and dnrkcn, In the. natural wny. thoee
pgly, grizzly 'hairs. Price. $1.OO.--AdN
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

The supports for ~ recently con.
.tructeH New Zealand wharf INCLUDE
2y.t0n concrete piles 1OO feet long.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

a INNS idea u d. good resolution \
one .ts.at Will stretch. Il. ]
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19
No DOUBT About rhat.

No Doubt About Thet
"What! Pnid fifty dollars for a nat
Woman. are you mad1"
"No. but It's plain to be- seen tha'
YOU are."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19
Yours truly,
HASHlMURA TOGO.
HowELus sovHooD HOME.

copyright. by International Press ~
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-04-19

eyes were Sunken IN his mead; the skin
| over his temples looked drawn and
white. His clothes were wrinlilcd the
soft hat he habitunlly wore was white
with the dust Of the road.
As he opened the hall door, Christine
| stirred IN the room beyond. She came
out fully dressed.
"K., IRE you slckT
"Isather tired. Why in the world
aren't you In bcdT
Talincr has Just come home IN a
terrible rugc. lie says he's been robbed
OF Il thousand dollars"
"Where"
Christine shrugged her shoulders.
"IIc doesn't know, or snys he doesn't.
Tn glad Of 1t. lie seems thoroughly
frightened. II may lie II lesson"
In the dim hall light he realized TINT
her face was strnlned md set. She
looked on the verge Of hystcria.
"Poor little woman" lie saiu. I'm
sorry. Christine"
The tender words broke down the
last barrier Of her self-control.
"Oii, X! Take me away. Take me
awayl l can't stand 1t my longer"
She held her arms out to him, and
because he was very tired and lonely,
and because more than anything else
In the world Just then ie needed q
wOman'S 6rtns. he drew her to him and
held her close, his cheek to her halr.
"Poor girl" he said. Poor Chris.
tIno h. surely there must he some hap.
piness for Us somewhere"
But the next moment he let her 70
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I'm sorry sChafacteristically ~
teok the blhtne. X shouldn't have done
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
So Long, Everybody
Wen Be With You
Here Next Year

Goodbye! Only one more day of
Chautauqua camp life and the big
time will be over. The Hicksville
Breeze "the official Wind TANNER
of the community" will move it's
equipment, office force and its "of-
flee cat" back to the big city.
The Breeze tent, We'll admit, had
that midnight appearance of no.
body at home"-but all the time
this was the busiest place on the
grounds. We had the best of luck
in getting news that was almost
the truth" for the Breeze.
Huckelberry Finn, We editor and
co-workers Of the Breeze express
their best wishes to the subscrib-
ers that made US call, We invite
BOTH of you to be out next year.
Thanks, young ladies-Who took
the task upon their shoulders of
making things look tidy around the
Breeze tent These ladies certain
ly were fine house keepers, for We
will admit it was some job to clean
up a tent after the boys have been
there-therefore girls, again we
thank yOu-yes, we do.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

nres. But he didn't pay bit OF
attenchun to me at all.
Putry soon seez he liz not TAX
ing any speshal likin to me at all
SOS | try to kick him but he gis
stood upon his two rear fet and
grinned at NEE out loude and l
spects he'd been GRIMM yet If l
hadn't shook so hard that shook
the ire | waz stadin agans and pur-
ty soon that Their bare was all
covered with dead limbs
jums up in caus if Muslin Bare
wuz ded Their hent no us stain ere
so run jes as far as | could down
the side of the MAINTAIN and got
two bullets and then run bek up
that montain and then uncovered
that there bare and saw him ded.
So took out my gun and shoot
him dead again and i skinned him
too, Only the bare wuzn't dead and
| had to shoot him dead again with
my other bullet-honest Aunt Mol
lies | did and then | skinned him
and took his skin down and put it
in my soup dish fer supper.
Honest ! did and some big man
in Moo Yerk gave me a million dol
lars for If and now I'm rych
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
JIMMIE G.. WRITES
BEAR STORY FOR JUNIOR

Dear Aunt Molly: reed the Junior
evry week and l see lot Of things
in there about me and the fellers
an the things we do which do not
Xix very much, an as have wrote
a story about sumo bares ! hop you
viii put it in this week insted of
anything else becus no the fellers
will like it hole lot better. Yours
truely, Jimmie G.
Onct upon time ! went way out
in the wild and wuly west where
cowboys wuz a ridin al arount.
| stopt one and says where's
the Mediterranean mountain. He
says you oil tenderfot what do 20
want with that montan. | says
back at him want to shoot woody
bear. Then he lafs and shoes me
to the montain.
When | gets way up on that
Metderain land mountain | talks out
my big caluber gun from my suite
case and starts up the montain.
Purity soon | am clear up the
montain and I see a big woody
bare. He is ateing his brekefas on
some pore animal, mabe a elefant.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
WAS MUTILATED
IN CAMPTOWN "SHUTALkA"

The Hicksville Breeze has the
misfortune to print pitiful story
this week. Owing to the carload
of ukuleles not arriving last week,
it has caused us to state there were
several numbers on the after the
big show were not rendered Also
wish to state Miss Manday Bum
mosic has a cold and she was una
BILE to sing in the chorus. which
were to sing. -Four O'clock Is
Time Enough to Go to Sleep" Some
of the songs and instrumental num-
bers substituted were: THE Pigs
Are Squealing for Their Meals"
and Papa Trim Your Toe Nails,
You Are Tearing All Mothers
Sheets and several other selec-
tons were played, too numerous to
mention.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

So went up to Mr.. Bear and | SEE
outloud in loud voice. Are you
ready to be shotted
Bare don't doe anithing but look
around and smile at me. My tethe
was wigglin something feerce and
my legs wuz wobblin so | could
hardly stand on the oil things but l
wusn't a bit sceered.
Bare smiled at me something
feerce and purred like our oil cat
does only a lot louder
pulled out my great big calibur
rifel from out of mi pocket and
started at Mr.. Bear-No---I didn't
start first, he started then | start.
ed to run behind tree.
l pulled up my gun and waited
till the bear got right up on me
then | shot him rite as he opened
his mouth to swoller me hole. Nc
Il didn't shoot him neither cause
there wasn't no shoots in the gun,
had forgot them in my suite case
at the bottom of the montan.
Mr.. Bear growled outloud and
right in my face. Grand mother
Grey seq it's alfull i'll manerly tc
talk in a body's face so | says Mr.
Bear you should hav better man.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
NO MORE COMBlNG
YOUR HAIR FROM MEMORY

STRINGVILLE-The good news
has reached this village that the
welLknown boarding house In
side-Out" managed by Mrs. zeb Ear
rows granddaughter has made
some important improvements. The
boarders will have the opportunity
now for the first time to comb their
hair thru looking glasses. and not
from memory as has been the pro
cess. Mrs. Zarrow has installed
mirrors in the wash room.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

tried and condemned to death for
treason, reprieved by his father
and died in prison. (16S9.)
Francis II. of Germany lost most
of his possessions. Beaten by Ma
poleon, with the treasury bankrupt
his reign proved stormy, and he
laid down the title of Emperor of
Germany in 1896 and became iden-
titled with Austria.
Alexander II. mounted the throne
at a critical moment for Russia. He
proved a good monarch and eman-
cipated the serfs, but was assassin
ated in 1881 by the Nihilists.
Garibaldi drove Francis III. from
the throne Of the Two Sicilies, and
he died wanderer on the earth.
Nicholas II. of Russia has been
forced to abdicate in the war in
augurated by the grizzly terror,
William ii, of Germany, around
whom thrones are still crumbling.
These monarchs are but a few
culled from the records of the cen
turtles. Many more could be added
that came under the evil principle
Of Two"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
WHICH POWDER

A lady rushed into drug store
and said: Give me box of
powder"
What kind of powder, gun, face
or bug?" replied the druggist.
Bug, mister"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
ITS A WONDER THE BITCHES
AREN'T FILLED WITH AUTOS

STRlNGTOWN- Squire Jebbs
says, ITS wonder the bitches
aren't filled with autos more than
they are by the way some of the
girls lean on the drivers"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.

When a good friend comes along,
And he smites you on the back !;
When he lets his hand come down
With a good resounding whack,
And he wishes you good luck,
And of gold large, round pot.
1t may jar your teeth bit,
But it helps you quite lot.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
GO AND BRING IN THE
LIONS. DANIEL; HERE'S FOOD

81 just found out that l was born
a little bit musical. Marie"
"How's that Liz"
"Why, with drums in my ears"
well. can you beat it,"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

You can be baWled out for most
anything out at the Chautauqua
grounds; the other evening Huckel-
berry Finn, We ed HicksVille Breeze
said "Howdy-do' to young lady
and she turned around and said:
"Why do you always say Howdydo ?
why don't you say Hello?" Hello
is not proper" said Huck. well, |
want you to say Hello after this, F"
the lady replied, Alright Mary it
will be Hello" after this.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

So there was a bunch of midnight
providers and hoodlums who thought
they could run the Chautauqua
Camps-and now they are sleeping
back home with mamma.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

All news notes that would sound
like it would make good reading
for the Breeze, should be sent to
Hicksville Breeze, care of the Juni-
or Palladium.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
ADVERTISEMENTS

Business Notice-We shave your
entire face and neck for the old
price-others charge 15c for shaw
ing the face only.-Heks Barber
sanitarium.
For Sale-A dog by man with
stub tail and pug nose.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

The Wife Answers Adj never
got anything on your name in my
life while living with you. and you
needn't think l am going to try it
now--Mrs. Sy. Toby.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
HER FIRST PAIR OF SOX
ARE ALMOST MATES

FROGTOWN-Blu Miller's old
est daughter has just finished knit
ting her first pair Of army socks.
Bunk says, "They almost look
alike"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
"SHUTALKAGRAMS"

All cats do not have tails-neither
does all hens have feathers. If you
don't believe it try sleeping out at
the Chautauqua grounds at night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
H.ckSv!LlE BREEZE
HUCkELBERRY FINN, EDITOR

Published every now and then to
let the people Of the community
know almost the truth" and lives
up to it's reputation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
THIS FAMILY GOT REAL
SARCASTIC TO EACH OTHER

The Husband Advertises-"From
this date | will not be responsible
for any debts contracted by my
wife or any one else. do not have
a wife any more. "-Sy. Toby.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

These sketches were taken from
life of Chautauqua campers which
the usual morning SHOW" when
Bridget sounded the breakfast bell.
'>One Grand Rush" is the slogan of
every camper al meal time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
LITTLE WILLIE FEELS SAFER
IN A TIN ROOF HOME.

"HoOray." rejoiced little Willie
Smithens, mo more shingle pad
dIings, cause we moved into a
house with tin roof"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never let the cat eat at the first
table, especially when the minister,
or other company is there.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
NO USE TO WORRY.

What's the use to worry about
the future? Maybe there isn't go
ing to be any.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
In SOCIETY,"

We saw Uncle Bill Barksbalt
and good looking lady in town
last Wednesday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never feed the cat lion flesh--it's
liable to change him into a wildcat
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never let the cat eat in a hurry
for fear Of indigestion of the ears.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
HEALTH HINT

An apple day keeps the doctor
away-but not as well as a savage
dog.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

When you see a buzzing spy,
Swat the Kaiser in the eye.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never take the cat to the mani
curist to have his nails attended to,
unless he is willing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never let the cat go out nights.
unless accompanied by the dog, and
one or more of the family.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Never let the cat kiss, or hug
you. unless absolutely sure he loves
you.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Some the people out at the
camps do not seem to worry at all,
about the squirrels-while sleeping
in the same woods.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
HINTS FOR TAKING CARE
OF THE CAT IN SUMNER

Never let the cat in without WHIP
ing his feet; this is very important.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

There's a man in our wee village,
Whom folks always shun,
When he fails to hit the target
Why. he blames it on the gun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
THE MOST USELESS THINGS

Trying to teach a fish to swim in
a bottle of ink.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME

When you spy a buzzing fly,
Swat the critter in the eye.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Knitting socks for a Thousand
legged worm.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Trying to put a pair of DINNERS on
the moon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
Putting earrings on a mosquito.

Trying to make your bank book bal
ance on the end of a pole.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01
WE ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS

Dear Huck-How does the water
get into the watermelon? G.. X.
Answer-They plant the seeds in
the spring. Ed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Dear Huck: Why does the wom-
an take the mans name when she
marries him Bertha 3.
Answer: She usually takes
everything else, and she might as
well take that, too-Ed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Filling aligators teeth with pig
iron
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

You may take your bread out in
the garden and let it raise there.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-09-01

Children will eat less scrambled
eggs if the shells are scrambled
with the eggs.