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The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,

D.
Feb Is 1917.
Notice is hereby given that John E. Palmer of
Heber, Arizona, who, on June 20 1911 made home
stead entry No. 014671, and March l, 1912, made
additional homestead entry No. 016829 for tract
of land containing 159 IL acres, located in approx
imately Sections 81 and 80 (unsurveyed), Town
ship IL NJ, Range II E., G. & s. R. Meridian, de-
scribed in plat of H. E Survey No. 181 as follows:
Beginning at Corner No. l, a sandstone Is 16 X
10 ms. above ground, marked 1-HES181 on SW
face, from which corner U.S.L.M. No. $50 H Els.
bears S. 65 Deg. % Min. E. 4445 chains thence S.
Deg. 16 Min. w. AL chains to Cor. No. 2; thence
N. SO Deg. SO Min. W. 1886 chains to Cor. No. 8;
thence N. 20 Deg Is Min. W. 1851 chains to Cor.
No. A. thence N. SO Deg. "a Min. w. 1891 chains to
Cor. No. 5; thence N. Deg. 80 Min. E. 1000 chains
to Cor. No. 6; thence S. SO Deg. 33 Min. E. 1904
chains to Cor. No. Z thence N. 20 Deg. rs Min w.
1875 chains to Cor. No. g. thence S. SO Deg SIS Min.
E. 0.53 chains to Cor. No. /, place of beginning,
has filed notice of intention to make Five Year FL
nal Proof, to establish claim to the land above de-
scribed. before Thorwald Larson, U. S. Commits
sioner, at Holbrook Arizona. on the 18th day of
April 1917.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Raymond M. Jensen, Alva Porter. Thomas Shell
ley and Wesley Palmer all of Heber Arizona
j. L. IRWIN, REGISTER.
Snowflake Herald. Mar 2, Mar go list
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,
u. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona
Feb IL 1917

Feb. 16, 1917.
Notice is hereby given that Jose Duran, of Win
slow Arizona who, on August 10, 1908. made
Homestead Entry No. 0533, for tract of 31.4O
acres located in unsurveyed sections and 16, TIP.
IL N, R. IA East G. and S. R. Mer., embraced in
Homestead Entry Survey No. 1873, and more par
ticularly bounded and described as follows: Begin
ming at corner number 1, a sandstone % IL
inches set Is inches in the ground, from which
the south corner of sections 80 and SO, TIP. 13 NJ R.
ID East G. and S. r. Mer., bears N. OF degrees "a
minutes E.. 127.19 chains; thence S. so degrees &c
20 degrees 48 minuets w. 21.97 chains to corner
No. 8; thence S. IA degrees as minuets w. 21.0C
chains to corner No. A; thence N. rs degrees %
minuets w. 3.49 chains to corner No. 5; thence N
10 degrees Is minuets w. 14.O2 chains to corner
No. 6; thence N. 10 degrees Al minuets E. 8.91
chains to corner No. 7; thence N. SO degrees OF
minuets E., 24.79 chains to corner number OF
this survey, the place of beginning, has filed no.
tice of intention to make Five Year Final Proof
to establish claim to the land above described be-
fore Charles H. Adams, Clerk of the Superior
Court Flagstaff Arizona, on the 10th day of April
1917.
Claimant names as witnesses:
James A. Graves, Edward H. Bargman, Charles
Doze, and George H. Perkins, all of Winslow, Ari-
iona.
]. L. IRWIN, REGISTER.
Snowflake Herald, Mar. 2, Mar. 80, 17.-5t
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
house: Jasper ]

honey, d; house: Jasper N
Brewer, d.
MARICOPA- Senate: Ernest
Hall, r, H B Wilkinson. r; house:
G c Green, r, Harold Baxter, r,
j G Goodwin, d, Pauline O'Neill,
d, L F Vaughn, d, Thomas P
Walton, d.
NAVAJO Senate: Frank Mat
tox, d; house: O D Flake, d.
PIMA Senate: ] w Buchanan,
d, F 0 Goodell, r; house: A R
Bushman, r, j P Mallory, d,
j B Richardson, d.
PINAL- Senate: &c Devine, d.;
house: C H Davis, d.
SANTA CRUZ Senate: DR. Ray
Ferguson. r; house: Mrs G P
Marsh, d.
YAVAPAI-Senate: N H Get
zell, r, e II Rutherford, d; house,:
M A Perkins, d, A A Johns, d.
j w Sullivan, d, j M Mahoney, d.
YUMA Senate: milford Win
sor. d; house: j A Eddy, d, j
L Edwards. d.
Senate-Fourteen democrats
and five republicans.
House Thirty democrats and
five republicans.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,
u. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
Fob IN 1917


Feb. 10, 1917
Notice is hereby given that Raymond M. Jensen,
of Taylor Arizona who on July l, 1911, made
Homestead Entry, No. 018477, for tract of land
containing 1856 acres, located approximately in
unsurveyed sections and 4, Twp Eleven N, R..
Seventeen E.. and unsurveyed sections SO and "a,
Twp. Twelve NJ, R. Seventeen E., G. and S. R..
Mer described by metes and bounds in H. E. Sur
vey No. 246 as follows: Beginning at corner No.
One sandstone 26x13x4 ms, 16 ms. in ground,
from which u. S. l.. M. No. $50 HE'S. bears n. 81
Deg. 90 Min. W., 34.52 chains; thence N. " Deg.
SIS Min E. 1890 chains to Cor. No 2; thence S. SO
Deg~OO Min. E. 1000 chains to Cor. No. 8; thence
S. O Deg. "a Min. w. 1897 chains to Cor. No. a;
thence S. &c Deg SIS Min. w. 1887 chains to Cor.
No. s: thence S. 70 Deg. AZ Min. w. 1912 chains to
Cor. No 6; thence N. 0 Deg. 48 Min E. 9.83 chains
to Cor. No. Z; thence N. SO Deg. II Min w. 1900
chains to Cor. No. g. thence Deg. 35 Min E. 1888
chains to place of beginning. has filed notice OF
intention to make Five Year Final Proof, to estab
ish claim to the land above described, before Thor
wald Larson, u. S, Commissioner, at Holbrook,
Arizona on the 10th day of April 1917.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John E. Palmer and Wesley Palmer, of Taylor
Arizona; Thomas Shelley and Alva Porter, OF
Heber, Arizona.
j. L. IRWIN REGISTER
Snowflake Herald. Mar. 8, April 6, list
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
sher, of Both Houses
'nlD ssrrizOna's legislature

allowing shows the can
lhs lD elected to the Arizona
|G,.a 'ccpuF-Senate: F 7 Golfer
l PA.pD EE Wiltbank, d.
52a5r s:r-Senate: G M Rob
o'5 d Fred Suffer, d; house;
C. Cook, d. T A Hughes d.
: lacks, cS d, D c o'Neil' d,
Mex Mckay, d, Tom G Foster
s,srIes T Francis, d.
,a,.c,o,NINo-S Senate; Hugh =
o ,oSsII, d; house: 7 H Cure
GA T. Senate: Alfred Kinney y
~ n CIaypoOl, O; house: N
y ,.or d, ] N Mccormick, d,
FAIRIES, d: M c,on
''1 \. house: J H Lipes, d,
\ = Peterson, d. MN.
fC.rryrEE Senate: William
n ]pDr, d; house. G L Cot
war; 4 IF McGrath, d.
y ,',ora',yr-Senate: W P Ma
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
oh. That's Different.

"Who was that chap who just said
'Hellov to your
THAT'S the man who does most of
my bill collecting"
"He wasn't very respectful, consider
ing that you are his boss"
"Who said | was his boss? That fell
low is employed by my creditors."-
Exchange.
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MY BABY

Who is it wakens me from sleep,
Before the day begins to peep,
And closer to me tries to creep?
My Baby.
Who is it when we kneel in prayer
That pats my face and pulls
my hair,
And moves around from chair to
chair?
My Baby.
Who is it when seek to rest,
That makes my couch a hor-
nets nest
And mars reposeby somerequest?
My Baby.
Who is it with a silvery laugh
That says he's mama's TOW
and talf"
And gives Of cake the smaller
half?
My Baby.
Who is it, All, who is the boy,
That makes me all my time
employ,
Still brings me comfort love and
joy?
My Baby.
Who is it always spills the ink
When | sit down to write or
think
And calls necessarily for drink?
My Baby.
Who is it always has me mind
Is sometimes cross and some
times kind
And leads me just like | was
blind?
My Baby.
Who is it loves me best of all,
Who can my name so sWeetly
call,
Or who can quite so loudly squall?
My Baby.
And still love the little dear,
My lonely life he does so cheer,
Pm thankful always when he's
near,
My Baby.
| trust fathers tender care
Will be upon my boy so fair
And safely lead up heavens
stair,
My Baby.
For if he e'er should go astray
T'would make me sorrowful
Away
Lord keep from sin l humbly
pray
My Baby.
DELLA F. SMITH
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Thinus of the Past.

Betty had been punished. Her aunt
did not know that, and when she came
into the room and found Betty sitting
disconsolately before the window she
said: "Why, look at our little Betty
She looks ready to cry. What is 60
ing to happen, wOnder?"
Betty looked up and then said sol
EMMY, at has happened. "-EXchange
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Exercise Promoter.

"You say my husband needs exer-
else, but he won't take any, and l
don't know how to make him." said a
woman plaiMtively. "Is there any way
in which we can force him to exer-
cise?"
Ibid you ever try on windy days
making him wear a hat that will be
sure to blow Off" asked the DOCTOR
Buffalo Express.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Too Sore to Shake.

did you take the mixture l gave
your
''To tell you the truth, did not, doc
tor"
"Why not?'
swell, l fancy you made little mis-
take You gave me ague mixture. 1t
says, Shake before taking and my
complaint is rheumatism. Pail Mall
Gazette.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,
U. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona

DCpdI IIHSHC VI InIeTlOT,
u. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona
Feb. Is, 1917.
Notice is hereby given that Sas r. Smith, OF
Snowflake, Arizona, who, on Oct. 20, 1913. made
Homestead Entry. No. O23e55 for nwA neA, s13
neH, and seH nwA, Sec. 80, Township IL NJ
Range % East. G. and S. R. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make final three year Proof
to establish claim to the land above described be-
fore Thorwad Larson, u S. Commissioner, at
Holbrook, Arizona the 18th day of April, 1917
Claimant names witnesses:
R. L. Newman and L. E. Bates of Holbrook, Ari-
zona l.. L. Smith of Snowflake, Arizona, and
j. Baird of Shumway, Arizona.
j. L. IRWIN, REGISTER.
Snowflake Herald Feb %, to Mar. %, IT st.
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Mrs. siodons.

After she had retired from the stage
Mrs. Siddons was found studying Lady
Macbeth and said, Il am amazed to
discover some new points in the char
acter which never found out while
acting it"
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,
U. >. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona

O' % AIdIlu OInce at PhOonlX, Arizona.
Feb 10, 1917
Notlce is hereby given that Benjamin Mcneil
OF Show Low, Arizona. who on March IS, 1918
made Homestead Entry No O21692, for swA sw14
neA, VIE SEA swA neA, VIE nwA swA neA, n1l
nwA nwA sea, nwA neA nwA seA, sell sell
nwA, neA seA nwA, n1 neA neA swA and 81!
SEA neA nwA, Sec. rs, Tp.1ON., Range 81 E., G. &
S. R. Meridian, has filed notice of intention tc
make Three Year Final Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before Thorwalc
Larson, US. Commissioner, at Holbrook, Arizona
on the 9Th day of April, 1917.
Claimant names as witnesses
Ewell X. Packer, Daniel Mills, Jesse ]. Brady, Jr
Isreal Laxton, all of Show Low Arizona
j. L. IRWIN REGISTER.
Pub. in Snowflake Herald st.
First inst. Feb. 16. IT; last inst Mar 16 IT.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior,
u. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
Feb. 10. 1917.

" D.
Feb. 10. 1917.
Notice is hereby given that Mahonri Lazell
Fish, of Lakeside, Arizona VINO, on Dec. 20. 1910,
made Homestead Entry No. O12481, for nwA neA,
we swA neA Sec. No. IL, and on Feb. IL, 1912,
made Additional H. E. No. 016704, for e12 nwA,
section IL, all in Township 9 NJ. Range ~ E., G.
q ). r. Meridian, has filed notice of intention to
make five year final Proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before Thorwald Lar
son. U.s. Commissioner, at Holbrook. Arizona, on
the tenth day of April 1917.
Claimant names as witnesses: John H. Hansen
ana Nlels s. Hansen of Lakeside, Arizona and
James Hansen and Andrew O. Hansen, of Hol-
brook Arizona.
j. L. IRWIN REGISTER.
Pub. in Snowflake Herald st.
FIRST inst. Feb. 16. IL last inst Mar. 16. 1T.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
No. AZ
No. AZ
PUBLIC AUCTION SALE
STATE SCHOOL LAND

STATE SCHOOL LAND
STATE LAND DEPARTMENT
Phoenix, Arizona, Feb. IL, 1917.
In conformity with the provis-
ions of the Public Land Code of
the State Of Arizona, approved
June 26, 1915, notice is hereby
given that the State of Arizona
will on Monday, April 80, 1917,
at IL o'clock A. NJ, at the Coun-
tv Court House, Ho]brook, Arizo-
ma, sell at public auction the fol-
lowing school lands, together
with the improvements thereon.
In T. 13 N. R. 20 E., G&SRM:
All Sec. SO, containing $40
acres more or less, appraised at
$4,000. Improvements, claim
ed by Jesse A. Kay, appraised
at $225.OO.
No bid for less than the ap-
praised valuations will be con-
sidered. The right to reject any
and all bids is reserved. Fur
ther information concerning the
land, improvements, and condi-
tons of sale may be obtained
from the State Land Depart
ment, Phoen x, Arizona.
STATE LAND DEPARTMENT,
By W. A. MOEUR, Commissioner.
First Publication Feb 3d. 1917.
Last Publication April 81. 1917.
Snowflake Herald.)
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09

Correspondents will please ar
range to mail their letters so as
to reach this office by Wednes-
day noon.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09

Plant every available acre and
make it produce all it will, then
High Cost of Living" will not
effect you.
Find your garden seed at
2-16-2t A. G. M. l.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09

EAST BOUND

Numbers 2 and Eastbonud and No
3 Westbound do not stop.
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09
NOTICE OF SELECTION UNI
DER ACT OF CONGRESS, APP
PROVED JUNE 20, 1910.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, AT
PHOENIX, ARIZONA.
State of Arizona
TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:

TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the
State Of Arizona has filed in this
office it's Grant Selection, List
No. 592, Serial No. 0313O2, ap-
plying to select for the benefit of
Payment of Bonds and Accrued
Interest Thereon of Maricopa,
Pima, Yavapai and Coconino
Counties, the following described
lands, tO-Wit:-
List No. 592, Serial No. O313O2:-
In T. Ii NJ, R. % E.: All Sec
tions 4 and 10. In T. Is N, R.
% E.: All sections 8, 10 and &c.
(All in G. & S. R. NJ
During the five weeks period
of publication of this notice, or
any time thereafter and before
final approval and certifcation,
this office will receive protests or
contests as to anv of the tracts
applied for and transmit the
same to the General Land Office.
Dated at Phoenix, Arizona.
February, 26, 1917.
JOHN L. IRWIN,
Register.
JOHN j. BIRDNO,
Receiver.
Date of First Publication Mar. g. 1917
Date of Last Publication April g. 1917.
Snowflake Herald
The Snowflake herald., 1917-03-09

Pub. in Snowflake Herald st.
First inst Feb. 16. TT. last inst Mar 16 y
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Teaching Child to Read.

A child is best taught to read in the
tatural method, by means Of objects.
His words or short sentences contain
ing the same words repeated in diff
ferent connection, are written on the
blackboard. and he quickly learns to
recognize these and to read at sight,
first words in script, then In type.
When he is made to copy the black
board words at each lesson, he learns
to read and write both at the same
time.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

wool and, between knitting for the
marines. make sister beautiful slip
on, with a tasseled belt. The picture
gives a good model.
Aprons. like the poor, are always
with u.s." and many women like moth
ing better. Attractive designs in chat
ing-dish aprons, with perky little peck
cts, can be quickly and successfully
made by even the girl who is not es-
pecially clever with her needle.
If you are clever handling tools you
can make an elegant hand carved tab
Oret for cigars or couch-side reading
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

Illustrated is desk set for father,
hubby or sweetheart. If you are clever
you can saw it out of thin pine and
enamel it beautifully, filling it with
good paper, pens and stamps. Or you
can make the frame Of stiff cardboard
and cover it with any attractive paper
that matches his den or library.
Handmade lingerie is always a test
Of affection. So make sister an under
vest made of crepe de chine. One yard
and quarter of a good quality Of
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Preventing Disease.

The only way to prevent such dis
eases from spreading is for every child
Who has a cold, a cough or a sore
throat or feels out of sorts to be very
careful not to put in it's mouth or to
cough over or to handle anything
which other children are to use. A
child who is not absolutely well should
be particularly careful to keep away
from babies, because babies are SO
much more likely to suffer seriously II
they catch disease.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

fia or the Chinese straw that comes
around tea boxes makes good material
to fashion them out of. The one pic
tired has ribbon bow strapped by
three quaint ribbon roses.
A boudoir cap with frill or ruffle is
Easy to make. 1t consists of a big cir
lie and the ruffie section. Or bigger
circle can be used and shirred three or
four inches from the edge to form the
frlll. This circle should measure about
twenty-five inches across, and this
measurement allows for q half-inch
hem around the edge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Heart of the
Civer in the
Christmas Gift

THINK little while before setting
out about the line in which the
tastes of your friend run. You
will save yourself vast deal Of tramp
ing through crowded shops.
Sleeveless sweaters are all the 60
for girls. Lay in supply of becoming
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

crepe, the same quantity of beading
and little more narrow ribbon are re.
quired. Cut the vest straight, hem on
the bottom, put the beading across the
top and run the ribbon through 1t.
Six sachets filled with the favorite
scent of the recipient and made, say, in
heart shape edged with narrow lace,
would be attractive, and they are al
ways useful. Little lavender silk bags
filled with dried lavender flowers
would be appreciated by anyone With
q linen closet.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
PIow Evolved Slowly.

The pillow evolved slowly from
crude instrument Of wood into the
steel tool of today. In many parts Of
the world even today very primitive
form of wooden pillow is still In psa.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

lamp as hubby's best Christmas gift.
Use sweet gum wood and select good
design. Get carpenter to put it to-
gether for you and give it coat of
stain or shellac for finish.
Little handmade handkerchiefs of
colOred linen are novelty and very
simple to make. Either a wide or a
narrow hem is pretty, and it should be
hemstitched. They should be twelve
inches square. In light pink, pale yell
low or gray the linen comes in fine
quality at about So cents yard.
All sorts Of cases are so convenient
to keep tidy top bureau drawer or
to tnek in weekend trunk. Raj.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Hang the Expense!

AS George folded the fair young
creature to his heart dull, cracking
sound smote his ear. "Ah! It's good
by to those cigars in my vest pocket"
he said grimly; "but hang the expense
at moment like this"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Christmas Gifts
That Are
Sure to Please

\ CHRISTMAS gift that can't be
"A used and enjoyed is a disappoint-
ment. The average man or wom-
IN would rather receive a post card
With cheerful "Merrie Christmas" on
it than gift that is just perfunctory.
The war has made us all alert this
year for the cheer and welfare of our
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Sheer laziness.

Sheer Iaziness.
"See here" said the foreman, an.
grily. "You can't get by with this"
whats wrong?" asked the compost.
tor.
"You had take Of copy that con.
tanned the names Of seven Greek
statesmen. You've simply set seven
pied lines"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

No. this man has not been Stealing
Sheep, although he Looks It. He ID
. Delinquent Subscriber, beating it
around the Corner to dodge the Editor,
for whose Gray Hairs he Is responsi-
BILE. The Delinquent Subscriber cam
not Pay Up because he bought q Oar
only Last Week.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
For Sick Horses.

For administering medicine to
horse an inventor has patented hol-
low, perforated bit with funnel at
one end.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
A wavside Inn.

The Landlords Daughter-Did you
say, sir, you wanted fried eggs turned
and glass of milk?
Motorist-Yes; eggs turned, and
hurry up, sis, or the milk will have
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Up-to.Date.

Prospective Guest-This is a very
pretty town and think I'll stay sew
eYal days. What's the death rate
here?
Hotel Clerk-We don't take any dead
ones here. Try the morgue.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Just Another Name for II.

People who detest gossip call it CON
versation and keep right on with it,
Albany Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Farmers Daughter.

Farmers Daughter.
II dare say the family Of this Ha'
waiian dancer are rather wild"
"The people she left back home, chr"
That's it."
"Oh, ! don't know about that. How.
ever, wouldn't be surprised If her
father ate pie with his knife and mo-
tored to town in q fiivver."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
A AdNArflaed.

This House for Sail" the placard read
But before there was q bid
4 cloudburst CHANGED to pass that way.
And sail" that house sure did.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
What He Missed.

When at his door Dame Fortune knocked,
He answered not. but kept quite still:
Again his opportunity was blocked
He thought twas a man with q bill.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14
Well Served.

~ don't see how our candidate can
be defeated"
"Why so optimisticr
HE has idealists to write his
speeches for him and practical poll.
ticians to direct his campaign"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1917-12-14

"Why don't you 60 to work"
u would, ma'am, eff had de ma.
terial and de TOOLS"
what tools and material do you re-
Quire?"
"A knife an fork an some food"