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St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the
parish school board will receive bids
for the erection Of third room to
the Audubon public school situated
in the Sixth Ward. This room Will
be built according to plans and speci-
fications by Chas. Jenkins, architect.
Notice is also given that on We'd
nesday. June 20, duly authorized
building committee appointed May
2, 1917, will meet in the once of the
superintendent at II O'Clock a. m.
and proceed to open bids and award
the contract to the lowest RESPONSE
BILE bidder. The committee reserves
the right to reject any or all bids.
A cash deposit will be required from
eac hbidder as per specifications, and
a bond for one-half the contract
price will be required from the sue
cessful bidder.
ELMER e. LYON,
superintendent.
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Covington, La, May Is, 1917.
To the Honorable President and
Members of the Police Jury of st.
Tammany Parish, La.
Gentlemen:-As the tax collector
had not turned over his receipts for
the month of March, when l sub
mitted my report at the last meet
ing of your body, and as the report
| submitted for March only showed
March disbursements, l am herewith
submitting a complete report of re
ceipts and disbursements for that
month.
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

paid the sum of $40 for dirt taken
off his land account of good road
building. Carried.
Moved by w. A. Hood, seconded
by ]. NJ. Smith, that the police jury
offer a reward of $4,000 for the ar
rest and conviction Of any party or
parties caught damaging guards on
bridges or culverts, mile posts, or
any other property controlled by the
parish anywhere on the public roads
or on any bridges. Carried.
Moved and seconded that c. w.
Thompson be paid the sum of $500
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

FOR SALE-A fine buggy horse,
gentle, scared Of nothing. Will sell
for $500 cash. Apply Riverside
Farm Phone $50. Covington.
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St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
CITIZENS LEAGUE TICKET.

The following ticket is announced
by the Citizens League:
For Mayor.
Robt. L. Aubert.
For Aldermen.
S. D. Bullock.
A. R. Smith.
:. CE. Schonberg.
F. P. Marsolan.
R. H. White.
H. A. Mackie.
hereby announce that am
candidate for the Office of Day Mar
shall of the town of Covington, at the
election to be held in June. 1917.
E. r. MORRISON.
We are authorized to announce
HERMAN SCHULTZ
as candidate for reelection as Day
Marshal of the town of Coyington at
the election to be held in June, 1917.
We are authorized to announce
MAX LLOYD
as candidate for reelection to the
Office of Night Marshal OF the town
OF Covington, at the election to be
held in June. q
We arc anthorized to announca .
IA IES j.
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Saunders" Jersey calf, light tan
color. about months old, wire muS-.
zle on. Reward If returned to Chaa.
Gerst. ml1
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

FOR SALE-Big lot house goods;
wagons. farm implements. Phone;
or call for list. DR.. Stevenson.
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St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

FOR SERvICE-Registe-er man.
moth Kentucky Jack. Fairbanks W..
NJ :na4 Terms: $500 down and
S5-bf Wler foa1 comes. w. NJ.
Poole. at Parkview Livery Co. stable,
Covington. La. oc21-tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

FOR SALE-Jersey COW. Fresh
ened April 27. Apply w. Oswald.
my12tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

for cutting timber out of the public
road (Ben Williafs road). Carried.
Statement of T e. Brewster, tax
collector, for the month of March,
1917:
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

FOR SALE-One No. 2 Mandel
Post Card Machine First class or
der. Full supply. Cost $44. VIII.
sell for $25: Box 25, Folsom
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St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Man with family would like to
take care of place. AddressrThom.-
as" 302S Carrolton ave., New Or
leans, La ap28-4t+
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Balance on hand Feb. %, 1917,
Received from T. E. Brewster -.
Total .......... .............
Less disbursements .......
Balance March 81 .............
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

as candidate for the Office of Night
Marshal, subject to the election to
be he'd in June.
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Grand total 1890. 54VV.oo
I certify the above to be true
and correct statement Of all amounts
collected by me for above mentioned
funds from the 1st day of March,
1917, to the 31st day, Of March, 1917,
inclusive.
T. E. BREWSTER,
Tax Collector.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 5th day of April, 1917.
w. E. BLOSSMAN,
Deputy Clerk of court.
Moved and seconded that above
report of the sheriff be accepted.
Statement of T. E. Brewster. tax
collector, for the month of ApriA
1917:
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19
We are authorized to announce
MAX IOVD

We arc authorized 10 announca
EQW. JQNES
St. Tammany farmer., 1917-05-19

Grand total ....... 6922.62
I hereby certify the above to be
true and correct statement of all
amounts collected by me for above
mentioned funds from the 1st day of
April, 1917, to the goth day of April,
1917, inclusive.
T. E. BREWSTER,
Tax Collector.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 5th day of May, 1917.
w. E .BLOSSMAN,
Deputy Clerk of Court.
Moved and seconded that the sher-
iff's report be accepted.
Covington, La, May Is, 1917.
To the Honorable President and
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
1918 BASEBALL
 GUIDE FOR FRED
Local Fans Send Fluent Document Inscribed In Oriental Script to
 Pooh Bah of Inlet

With the best wishes of number of Seward fans, "191S Baseball Guide" was forwarded to Fred Tracy, still Pooh Bah of the Anchorage team, on the S. S. Mariposa today.
 It's a good guide and the fans hope Fred will make good use of it in get ting together and training his aggre- gation for the terrible clash pending next year.
 The real nifty feature of this base ball guide is that it's diction is un- usually fluent and it's explanation of the plays thorough made, so that any one competent to read Chinese charac- ters can gain a thorough insight into the finer mysteries of the game.
 This Chinese ball guide was sent north by former Chief Wappenstein of Seattle ,who felt that it would be appreciated by some Alaska team and the Seward fans realizing the serious ness of the situation over on the Inlet, forwarded it at once.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

A most remarkable find has been made by D. M. Lynch in his marble quarry some seven miles from An chorage. It consists of a very perfect stone head, which at one time was flesh and bone and belonged to a baby or very small person, possibly of pre- historic times. The head of this in- teresting individual is now solid piece of lime rock quite perfect in ex- tenor outline, showing the cavities of the eyes and nose as we'll as the po- sition of the ears and the ocipital yer tebra. MT. Lynch dug this relic out of thirteen feet of superinposed mari or unsolidified lime.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
SEWARD SNAPSHOTS

In the notice of registers for the military draft at points outside of Seward on Kenai Peninsula, which was published recently, the name of R. l.. Weaver, for the Moose Pass district, was omitted.
 > Hazel Dawn will be the feature at "The Heart of Jennifer."
 * w. L. Chisholm, of the Hotel Reg ister company, is in Seward on busi- ness.
 * Capt. l.. D. Davis, 14th Infantry U. s. A., was in Seward today CT route to Anchorage to relieve Capt Ross, who has been ordered Outside.
  Proof of labor blanks for sale at Gateway.
 A McTver. licensed undertaken.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
SON OF WOMAN WHO
 KILLED HUSBAND, FOUND
(By Associated Press Dispatch)

MINEOLA, N. r., Aug. 9.-JOhn Longer Desaulles Jr., small son of Mrs. Blanca Desaulles, who shot and killed her husband on Friday last, was found yesterday in care of Maurice Secscher, Desaulles' business part asked that the boy be allowed to see his mother, who is reported seriously ill.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
HAIL STORM RUINS CROP AND GLASS

LINCOLN, Nebraska, Aug. 9.-A severe hailstorm four to ten miles wide and hun derdemlsla over an fourto ten miles wide and hundred miles long did several hundred dollars worth of damage to crops and property last night Nine counties lie partly within the area of damage In several towns practically every window was broken.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

If your sweet tooth is your wisdom tooth you will buy your candy at the Key. t
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

The managers of the Cordova and Valdez baseball teams are arranging for a series of games to be played at Valdez on Labor Day.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Miss Edna Robb, who has been the guest of Mrs. H. O. Schaleben at Rain bow Creek on Turnagain Arm, re- turned this afternoon.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Proof of labor blanks for sale at Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
START ON A PLAN TO HELP RUSSIA

WASHINGTON, Aug. 9. - Officials here have com menced consideration of plans for Americas work to- ward the rehabilitation of Russia after receiving the re- port of Special Commissioner Root Roots report has not been published.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
City Express. Phone Main rz2.
Andy's Express, phone Madison 143

Scratch pads-for school, for your desk, for the counter, for the work room-5c at The Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

There will be a dance at A. B. hall Saturday night to which all are in- vited. At
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
ESTIMATE GREAT CROP PRODUCTION

WASHINGTON,Aug - The wheat crop forecast for 1917 is given at 653OOOOOO bushels and the corn crop at 3,191 OO0O00 bushels.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Scratch pads-for school, for your desk, for the counter, for the work room-5c at The Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

City Express meets all boats and trains. Phone Maine 122.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Meet me at The Branch.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Old papers, seventy-five for 10c, at The Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Andy's Express, phone Madison 143.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Legal blanks at the Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
A. B. DANCE

Oyster cocktails at The Branch.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

Old papers, seventy-fve for 1Oc, at The Gateway.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

A. McIver, licensed undertaken.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09

MT. and Mrs. Al Davis entertained with dinner party for several mem- bers of the Seward ball team last even ing.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-08-09
SOCIAL CHAT

Former U. s. Commissioner Ennis and Mrs. Ennis entertained with an informal dance in honor of the com missioner's sister, Miss Marjorie. Twelve couples were present and a very pleasant time was enjoyed, re- treatments being served after the dance.
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NEW CHARTERS ISSUED

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W. VA. /. 4 +. GETS
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The Ari>iOCratS of Our ShOWrOOmS

And yet there Ia no Rnrnishnc@ OF design or
finish They those rnrc conception" "mch
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them npurl from md above the us'mf An inspcc-
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buyer at the furniture market,
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Norwich bulletin., 1917-03-13
Druggist Tells How
 To Stop Indigestion

Recommends to Stomach Sufferers the Rest Remedy i'm Norwich Today.
 sTt is a wonder some of us have stomachs left" remarked a well ,i known l drug clerk recently, While all drug remedies for which there is 2 wide S,, ds- pills. which aid or artadlcially force . di. stomach at the present time. Tnsy feet on the stomach at all. and or course do not reach or cure rne cause. So the same people keep on coming here and buying and using rnem nn1li they are real chronic dyspeptics. When by and recowmend ordinary bisuratsd s q magnesia, which doesn't digest tne food at all, but acts as an antacid and sweetens the sour, fern enting contenss of the stomach. That stops the pain. fullness. etc, in just few minutes. and the stomach digests its food with out help or trouble. which is the proper way.
 '0r course, there are many kinds of magnesia but people who have stonach trouble should insist on getting it Tn the form of Bisurated MagneSla Inis comes in powdered form and in tablets never as a liquid or milk. A lot of bisurated magnesia is sold in Norwich. All druggists have it and teaspoonful in @ little water after every meal wdll quickly relieve almost any case of acid Indigestion.
Norwich bulletin., 1917-03-13
A HILL IN PTCAnDx.

There is a little hf11 in Pacardv That. In the bygone days. was fair With silvery Ieaves of the slim pop An. lovely little ha1l fin Pfcn+dyl White were the Do1es as are a maid ensg hands; And there were willow w-vvfthes and
 haze1-wants,, rss .t-51
 their frOndB. An. lovely little hiH in Ptcardy! And there the vfo1ets made sprsne A dream of lovehness; many d ten-
 der thing
 vervain and vetch--added it's glam- An. lovely ittt1e hin in Ptcardy. And there was morn and vespsr song whereto tfle wind joined with it's
 Joyous words;
 And there was kindly shade for ths
 sleek herds. An. lovely little h4l1 in P4cardyG But now-but now-w4sA fs there ieft
 to see
 Save. desoIat4on7 Raven earth and And lines Of crosses ten rr,ssr tale. This lovely little aaa1l fin P4car4y!
 Clinton Scollard
Norwich bulletin., 1917-03-13
100 OR MORE HIGH
 SPEED COAST PATROL BOATS Navy Department Taking Step For
 Their Quick Construction.


 Washington, March 12-Preliminary steps were taken by the navy depart ment today toward contracting for the quick construction of one hundred or more high speed coast patrol boats of new type for scouting against sub- marines. At a conference in which a score of builders were represented, as- surances were given that deliveries be begun within four months.
 There was no announcement, but is is understood that contracts will be awarded shortly.
 Plans prepared for the patrol boats call for craft 110 feet long, propelled by powerful steam engines. Details of now being worked out. but probably will not be made public. They will be more seaworthy have a much larger cruising radius than the stand ard submarine chaser, an S5-foot gaSolene motor boat
 Some of the companies represented in today's conference have built large numbers of .'chasers" for the British government. They will have to make changes in their plants in order to build the larger boats wanted by the American government.
 Representatives of the major ship builders also appeared at the depart ment during the day, bringing data plants for which Secretary Daniels re- gently asked. The information is for use in determining the allotment Of new construction and also is desired for the guidance of the government in the event it becomes necessary to ex- ercise the authority granted by con- gress for communicating private es tablishments.
 Secretary Daniels announced that bids for six scout cruisers of the B knot type designed last year would be opened Wednesday,. Contracts for battle cruisers will be awarded soon on the basis of cost and ten per cent
Norwich bulletin., 1917-03-13
POE:-TRY
AT THE AUro emoVv.

 Here ls a sp1endlua cur. saRd Onpo the partner of my 3owH: I can pc backed or Gllpf ah@aA W1rnOuG the slightest ba4 Of noawa IF Goes all any car can do.
 Though not the most sxpengtva
 make. t1A Now shall purchase <flm for you, Or would you rather have Steaag And here's another Chat attraSt~ Artenrfon everywhere 4fss seen At any speed you wish G& safsfTR AS well as any 1fmbuE4me-- Ana her@ you see the drivers seat A4IoWs sufficient room for Ierw: Small buy this for you n1v egvvenf or do you choose a dozen eggs7 This model is a. work Of art Theress luxury in every Hrp The simplest and uinu4eyt rsarf FToclA1mS worlDmanBhip ffiMHaegNuA Three In It's cushioned seat uaagy saf And not be forced to crowd or 1au1l MY earring shall purchase 1t Or would you zsather have a Eam7 Eight cylinders this car propea It gddes along without n 1oIf. Inis IS an outfit uttra-swell
 benoId each S91ver-headed bolt And see up there for summer fl<ywerl An hridescent curt glass bowl My darling. shah we call if o1ITs Or shall we spend the coin for roal9
 Detroit Free Pr-eRs
Norwich bulletin., 1917-03-13
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Mrs. Broker-That was quotation from Schiller.
 Mfr. Brolxer-Ask him the eloufng price, will you?-Dartmouth Jack O Lantern.
 Teacher How many ribs have you?'
 Johnny-I don't know, ma'au1. I'm so afwfuI1y ticlxlish, never could count 'em."-Puclx.
 Did Jobsor's purchase include also the good will of the business?"
 There wasn't any good will. It was coal dealer that Jobson bought ut."-Boston Transcript.
 Bacon-I hear the general has taken a villa at Palm Beach.
 bGbert-Yes, he seems more sue cessfuI than the one who expected to take a Villa in Mexico. = Yonkers Statesman.
 Does the new play afford the lead ing lady adequate opportunity to dis play her talents?'
 Yes; indeed; she wears a bathing suit in the second act and a dinner gown in the third."-Life.
 BliEgins always agrees with any thing say"
 ''Yes. It's his way of intimatAng sufficiently important to be worthy of an gument."-WaShfng Star
 Two wrongs don't make right"
 I'm not sure about that" unused MT. Chuggins. 'If travel faster than the law allows and a motor cop trav- els fast enough to overtalee mo, it's perfectly right for him to arrest me" Washington Star.
 Whats this in the maAIP"
 "A tragedy of mine"
 Have you really written a Ern@Sdy, old chap?"
 Looks like it. I've paid return postage on it now 14 timeR':+GIouis- vile Courier-JournaE.
 Bridget-Shure an I'll not be dfg- charged YoWn have to give me two weeks notice.
 Lady of the House-Then T1l h~vs you arrested for getting money under false pretenses. You represented your self to me as a co0Ak"-Bomton Herald