Arizona republican., 1917-05-13
For Sale Miscellaneous
A BLUFF THAT FAILED


 A BLUFF THAT FAILED An adversary, on whom I look with disdain, listened to me a short time since lauding my heroism. and boyish success in tanning the Gala Broncho. Rats" he exclaimed, here's $20.00 which says you can't ride my little mule. I'll go you, bring him on." Friends. you who have done wondrous things in boyhood and cling, like my self, to the idea that your prowess and success, never diminishes. take my ad- vice, and look, mighty long before you leap. The steed was brought, blinded, roped, and held. till, secure in the sad dle, I signaled the release.-Zipl Flip, Rip Skipi Bini and off 1 went, as cas- fly as the oil from an olive slips thro' the gullet of an epicure But good for tine had attended me, and l landed on that portion of my anatomy made for such purposes, no worse for wear. The roars from the crowd would have dis mayed wiser judgment but not Geor- gie. Bring back that beast 1 roared, and that flippant mule, which Mark Twain's eulogy on should bring caution to any old fool. even tho his dander was up, was brought. Again I bounded into the saddle only to rebound. astound, and confound. not only senses,
  "Avast, He's off"
 He reared bucked jumped, and shied Till "inwards" all within me pied I flung the reins, and clawed the rub. Till chance allowed embrace of stub, Called neck,-on which hung
 Till breath and vigour both were
 gone;
 Then one great lunge brought me to
 land
 On rock, bush, slush and filthy
 strand. Senses were gone, honor cleft,
 In truth, of garments all. bereft This vile epitome, first I heard, When life my blood again had stirred. Say Buccaroo, You're a bird" Oh well, Variety is the spice of life" :" Who cares?
 Now. l want to sell goods.
 Large office filing table, lift-top. Heavy carpets for hall or stairs. Office, restaurant, parlor or porch chairs
 xaGasoline ranges, real beauties s Gas ranges from $2.00 to O0O. These now sell at the gas companies for SIS to s4S.00. You're a ninny if you don't buy.
 Wood and coal ranges, every size, make and brand; prices very low. Ice refrigerators. I con furnish any size or price, or make wanted.
 Have one. family inside plate, refrig- orator, glass finish. the equal of which Phoenix has not. Come and see.
 Mems clothes, bedding, tents.
 How about the $50 Fischer piano? Clocks, pictures or kodaks?
 Want an organ?
 Books. Books. Books, Books,
 horn Victrola for dances, s15.
 ] horn Victrola and reels, SIP.
 No horn Victrola $500
 Nice lot hat racks.
 Dandy pie-bre rack glass.
 Counters and tables. all kinds.
 Wardrobes and cupboards, cheap or high.
 Roll top and flat desks
 Typewriting desks, all kinds
 Filing cabinets. small or large.
 Want coffee ills? Ali sizes.
 Want coffee urns? All sizes.
 Grocers' baskets and folding boxes Glassware, crockery, cutlery, hard ware.
 Grips, trunks. satchels, valises.
 Large flag on pole lovely.
 Sanitary cots, couches, settees.
 Porch swings. Canvas chairs.
 10000 Jap 14-inch napkins. s1.J0. cash registers costing $125.00 each bran spick, span. new, S6O.0O and s75.00 5X1 photograph camera with lenses ard all finishing plates. $j0.0Q. cost s10O
 Singer sewing ma hines from sS to s25 Some are new.
 Typewriters, makes, $10 to $2J. elegant davenports.
 Brass. bronze or enamel beds
 Dressers in oak maple. mahogany ash or pine from $500 to s20.
 Most elegant library tables.
 New or second hand mattresses. Wicker or Jap furniture.
 See the eucalyptus chiffonier. oh. it. a beauty. Cost s1O000, price only $40 Beautiful buffets, rockers and dav- exports.
 Leather finished >settees, rockers Morris chairs, easy chairs and office chairs.
 Platform counter or store scales. The sS5 Toledo scale. brand new, guaranteed. is ours for $50.
 Musical instruments, guns ard pls- tols.
 Hawaiian guitar and case. S12.0o. Few saddles and light harness Gasoline engine and pumps.
 Electric fans.
 100 refrigerators. all sizes and kinds Fumed oak diners and chairs. Letter go at this today FORD, 40 s. Central Ave. Phone .'e. The man who buys and pays big prices.