French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1916-1919, 1917-09-27

The scarcity of cold does not make
the cold any scarcer.
The world deals good naturally
with good natured people.
The woman with a history may be a
book agent.
1t takes W to make a bargain and
one to get the best of it.
You often find a five cent heart in
a million dollar body.
Cold coffee is guaranteed to make
the boarders hot.
A clean heart and a clear eye are
irresistible.
Ever notice that a man goes from
Summer into Fall headforemost. The
first change they make is in their hats.
It is doubtful if God ever made a
man who could praise all of his neigh
bers.
Many a shurch member sponges his
preaching, but pays full price for his
cigars and tobacco.
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When a man has a case in court it
is astonishing how much law he knows
on his side of the case.
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Wonder if the idea of Chicago study
ing the possibilities of goats milk came
from the result of capturing her pic
turesque mayors goat?
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The air above Us is all righs. Col.
Roosevelt has been up 5000 feet, and
he says sc. Many a time his temper
has been up higher than that.
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Germany tells Sweden that it regrets
that Luxburg should have spoken so
plainly about numbering Argentine cit
liens. The old hyr ocriticaI Judas!
are planning a trip to the battle front
this fall. Guess they prefer that to
facing their constituency, and explain
ing some of their acts in Congress.
The linotype man was not for wrong
when in setting up the expression,
Call German suspects in this country
to be ~interned," put the last word
inferred" aHS
If the soldiers carry those little
nickle-tipped sWagger sticks in order :
to keep their hands out of their peck
cts, what dc the girls carry them for?
They have no pockets,
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The more the German press abuses
President Wilson's answer to the Pope :
the more evident it becomes that Mr.. ]
Wilson hit the dachehound where the !
howl comes from.
It is said that some Congressman
A minister in Chattanooga, Tenn,
declines an increase of salary until '
after Christmas. He differs from the {
most OF US mortaIs. We need the in I
before Christmas, and after, too. ;
The winter tourists will come to t
Hendersonville if we will go out afater
them with a glad hand, and as pleasing :
a smile as we give the summer visi-
tors. We must make their acquaint- q
ance; tell 'em about it; and invite them I
home to dinner, as it were. =.
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The Biblical Recorder has an arti- I
Gle on Daniel in the Lions Den" 1t S
has no reference, however, to our Jo- |
sephus, the Secretary of the Navy. But i,
no doubt about his having been i
in the den of the military lions; and {
he came out as did the prophet of old, l
with credit and profit to himself. =
The Columbus (Ga.) Enquirer-Sun G
asks this pertinent question: IF a girl
should make a mistake and happen to- :
kiss a fellow would it be proper for /
his to kiss her back?!!- You horried i
thing! No sensible girl wants to be I
kissed on her back. She wants to :
look right at the kiss when it happens, '
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The kaiser's government offers a re- ]
ward for the first American soldier 2
Z by its troops. 1t appears that
an ordinary variety of "old field" Iron
CROSSES is not rrRniona q