davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-12-15

From this f. p-iU be seen that che two
n0urs are about the same in protetns
and carbohydrates The corn -four eN-
ceeds in fat and It has also more lysiue.
growth. What is true Of corn flour is also
true OF corn meal and the latter is much
cheaper than wheat flour A pound OF
corn meal. retailing at five cents has the
same food value as 10 cents worth Of
wheat flour. 10 cents worth u rice 30
cents worth Of potatoes. 70 cents worth
Of eggs and so cents worth OF beefsteak-
These are facts. the results % analyses
Would Be Big Help to Germans
r the Germans had our corn crop there
~uid he no possibility OF ccnQuer1nE thrm
by starvation The kaiser has expert
scientists know All about it, food values.
IL Is now p years since they began %
mix corr meal with rye flour a. q war
bread and they have thoroughly tested
the cereal as food for the people and
army 7 base this statement on ruy inves-
LEGATIONS during the great famine in Rus
sia- Il was in 1892 that Travelled over
the hungry districts OF the Russian en-
pire. going thence 10 Perrin 20 write let
r- as 20 the food situation there. I found
that the Germans were eZpeTim enrinC on
corn as food and that the work was going
on under Corn Meal Murphy who was
doing all he could 20 teach tho kaiser how
90 use the cereal f0r his army.
Few Of YOU viii remember Corn Meal
Murphy Ha was the chief apostle sent
hy The United States 70 Europe 10 preach
tho value of corn as foodstuff. Col Mur-
CROP. and lie wanted the United States 20
export 30 instead IL wheat He was sent
% France h- The state ~ Nehrasks. ard
later On received a commission from con-
gross 10 90 from capital 20 capital and
preach corn meal corn flour. corn cakes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-12-15

TIIHll- TI-T" = no THa-IT WY com
should NOT take the place Of wheat in
every American family. As it IS now we
are using e barrel Of wheat flour per head
every year A barrel Of wheat Eour means
five bushels % wheat. and al that esli-
mate the total amount OF wheat taken 20
feed US is 100000 900 bushels per zuuum.
FOR corn. the amount Of corn consumed
viii be less than one sixth Of our crop.
and we would have a half billion bushels
more wheat TO feed our allies iu Europe.
suppose we cut down our wheat flour con-
sumption four fifthss we can send 900 0a8.-
egs bushsla eeross The water, and this
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06
Knit Underwear

Women's Union Suits, silk top and Isle
body. Cuff knee. White only. $1.25 values,
sale price ................... $50
Women's Union Suits, fleeced cottons.
Dutch neck, elbow sleeves; high neck, long
sleeves; ankle lengths, Worth $1.00. .69c
Children's, Misses and Boys Fleeced Cot
ton Union Suits, cream, beached and gray.
Worth to SOC. Sale price .35c
Women's Vests, Ankle Pants to match. Me-
dunn and heavy fleeced Velastic. Soc quality,
sale price, garment ...............39
Main Floor.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06
Candy Specials for Saturday

Fresh Deviled Peanut Candy,
made while you wait. Pound. l5e
Old-Fashioned Black Walnut Taf-
fly, pound ................29 c
Our delicious Maple CONNECTIONS
-Caramels, Creams, Cocoanut
Balls and Penochio. Pound. zoe
Pomp
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06

Our delicious Opera Fruit Fol,
rolled in nuts, special. -. .29s
Cream Cocoanut Kisses, vanilla,
strawberry and chocolate. Lib. .l5c
Our Pompeian Chocolate Bitter
Sweets and Swiss Style Milk Choco-
lates .............. .ZSc
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06
Drugs and Toilet Articles

Graves Tooth Powder, the can. lie
Lyons Tooth Powder, the can. lac
Freeman's Face Powder, 25c size Ice
Ida May Face Powder, the box. Ice
Java Rice Face Powder, the box. PIC
Carmen Face Powder, SOC size box 29c
Ponds Cold Cream, SOC size box. .2Sc
Madam Ise'belps Cream, SOC size
DQx ZSC
Melorose Natural Rouge, SOC size .29c
Djer-Kiss Sachet Powder, the
D0ttle .................. .oSc
Djer-Kiss Face Powder, the box. .44c
Williams Talcum Powder, can j.. Sc
Sloan's Liniment, 25c size bottle =, lac
Rubber Sheeting, SO inches wide,
IHe ydTu zoe
Rubber Gloves, all sizes, regular
5Oc, Tor ..::...... .ZSc
Sal Hepatica, $1.OO size bottle. CSC
Cascarets, 25c size box. Ice
Horlick's Matted Milk, hospital
wo oai Facial Cream, tube. nc .i2e
Kinks Jap Rose Soap, the cake. =. Sc
Juvenile Soap, the cake. ........ Sc
Pure CASTLE Soap, lib. bar. 1Oc
Prophylactic Tooth Brush, special, 19c
Peroxide of Hydrogen, lib. bottle 24c
Hinkle's Cascara Pills, 100 in bot
tie, for ..19c
Phenolax Waters, 80 in bottle. .24c
Pompeian Olive Oil, $1.OO size. CSC
Lustrite Nail Polish, Csc size cake 14c
Gillette Razor Blades, $1.00 size. Use
Listerine, SOC size bottle. -. Csc
Sanitol Face Cream, 25c size. .14c
Extra Rubber Syringe Tubing, s.
foot lengths ................1 Sc
Hughes Ideal Rubber Cushion
Hair Brush, regular $3.50 val
ueS, at ............. TIC
Main Floor.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06
Hosiery Bargains

Women's Novelty Silk Hose, COL
ors and black and white. Embroid-
cred designs. Fashioned Isle tops;
spliced soles, heels and toes. .75c
Women's Silk Boot and Fiber Hose, in
all colors and sizes, and black and white
Fashioned and seamless; wide tops. The
pair, at .................... SOC
Women's Fiber Hose, in white, black
and some shades; seamless BIC
Misses, Children's and Boys Lisle Hose,
double knees, heels and toes. .25c
Infants Cashmere Hose, black, white,
red and sky. Worth 25c, pair ..1Sc
Main Floor.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06

The Annual January White Sales
Continue In All Departments
Remarkable values in Domestics, White Goods Linens
Hosiery Undermusns, Infants and Chldrens Wear, etc.
White Sales offerings all over the store.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-01-06

Pompeian Room
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20

ment by L. D. Sweet, head of the potato division of the United States food administration, hero lest night.
 I've are now faced with the problem of utilizing this 10000C.00O excess to the greater advantage of the farmers who have grown them and the public which will get them,' said Mir. Sweet. Everybody can do something to bring this about. Hotels and restaurants arc iR particularly favorable posi- ton 70 help now that mcatless and Whsatless days arc at hand by showing potatoes prominently to the front."
 The government, Mn. Sweet said, looked forward eagerly to an increase in the potato crop because t was only through such 8 happy result that the shipment of meat and wheat to the entente allies could be accelerated.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
ANDREWS NAMED TO
 REPRESENT ROTARY

Leo M. Andrews has been appointed to represent the Rotary club at Pine Bluff at conference at the New Will lard hotel in Washington, D. C., on Tuesday, Oct. 23, on the war camp community recreation service. Mr. Andrews appointment was announced yesterday by H. Kemp Toney, presi- dent Of the Rotary club, and was in response to an invitation issued by Raymond B. Fosdick, chairman war department and navy department commissions on training camp activi- ties, and John N. Willys, chairman national committee on war community recreation fund.
 A card accompanying the invitation to the president of the Rotary club to MT. Toney, says:
 1t is vitally important, as a patri- otic proposition, that all organizations and committees invited be represented at this national conference. The war camp community recreation service means the fighting efficiency of of Americas armed forces"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
Drew White, w. l.. Matthews.

Drew White, w. l.. Matthews.
 Industrial committce-H. V. Bah lau, c. F. Fhilpot, l.. F. Beilingrath c. A. Dunning, D. B. Niyen, w. E. Morgan, Ray McIntyle.
 City and County-'Walter J. Wilkins J. c. White, T. F. Gadberry, w. L. Matthews. Sam Katkenstein.
 Educational and Athlatics-V. M Harrison, Stanley Dreyfus, Junius Jordan, Jr., Simon Bloom, W. N. Tru lock-
 Law and Insurance w. B. Morgan w. F. Coleman, T. IT. Gregory, wv. w. TaYlor, Laurence Dixon.
 Agriculture-Leo M. Andrews, D E. Niven. Drew White, Judge l.. D. Cheek, T. F Gadbcrry.
 Entertainment Minor Woodward, K. T. Louthan. Wilter J. Wilkins, F. E. Tomlinson, V. Nj. Harrison, Stanley Dreyfus.
 River and Rail IT. l.. Brummitt, ] M. Stewards. G. A. Bahlau, H. w. 'Wteethrook, Junius Jordan.
 Cotton and Cottonseed Products T. H. Gregory. J. c. White. H. w. Moore. Alex Strauss, I. l.. Hathaway
 Membership-Sta Dreyfus, R. T. Louthan, w. w. Taylor, Laurence Lixon. Minor Woodward, w. E. Steed.
 Referendum-W. l.. Jones, N. J. Can't, w. T. Woodbridge, Mike Dana her.
 Grain and Produce-T. F. Gadberry ! " Hehtower. H. w. Westbrook, Fl. V. Bahlau, c. A. Bahlau. Elmo Marsh.
 Rctals Merchants---Sam Katzen- stein, w. C. lucBryde. E. M. Schober. Q. r. Tedstrom, J. H. Mccain, J. w. Duckett
 Real Estate--Dr. o. w. Clark. P. Taylor, J. P. Cady, Tracy Mills, F. M. Rosenberg, Harvey Hogs.
 Public Building. Library aud Parks --D. B. Niven. S. c. Alexander, $. Geisriter. Leo M. Andrews.
 Good Roads--Drew White, R, IL. Stearns, Dave Well, l.. Dixon, w. J. Parks. Hugh Humphreys.
 Public Utilities-L. Dixon. Dr. o. w. Clark, H. C. Couch, w. l.. Jones, D. B. Niven.
 Labor-W. l.. Matthews, A. W. Mills, T. l.. Brummitt, w. B. Morgan, c. E. Philpot.
 Our Neighbors--W. F. Coleman, Jun jus Jordan, A. w. Mum, w. J. Shep lerd. Joe Gocio.
 The officers are H: |: Holderness. president; w. w. Taylor. fist vice president: c. E. Philpot, second vice president, c. E. Philpot, third vice president; W. l.. Matthews, third M3e president; E. B. Bloom, secretary; Mrs. Kate J. Rowland. assistant sec retary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
ALEACH YOUR
 DARK SKIN

Just try Black and White Oint- ment (for white or colored folks). Ap- ply as directed on label, to face, neck, arms or hands. It is very pleasant to the skin and has the effect of bleach ing dark, sallow or blotchy skin, clean ing thes kin of risings, bumps, pimples hlackheads.. tan or freckles-giving yon q clear, clelan, bright complexion. making you the envy of everybody. You might just as we'll be attractive with clear, bright complexion by using Black and White Ointment. Sold on . 41oney-back guarantee, only 25c (stamps or coin) by mail, or 5 boxes, $1. Agents, apply for territory and special deal, as Black and White Oint- ment sells fast. Address Plough Chemical Co.,, Dept. 9, Memphis, Tenn. Sold in Pine Bluff by all druggists Adv.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
MILLING AT CAMP PIKE.

Lletle Rock, Oct. 19.-Bud Bradley, a negro about "A years of age and Who has been engaged on the road construction at Camp Pike, was shot three times and probably fatally woun- ded yesterday morning. Bradley was shot by D. c. Kelly, superintendent for the M. D. l.. Coo]s Construction company.
 According to MT. Kennl he had dis charged the negro and had taken charge of Bradley's team. Bradley intercepted him on way from the load ing station and attempted to get on the wagon having a loaded pistol in his hand On being resisted. Bradley fired twice. Kelly pulled his pistol and fired five times, three of the bull lets taking effect.
 After receiving emergency treat. ment at th2 Camp Pike base hospital tho negro was taken to the hospital at Fort Logan II. Roots.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
CARRlfRE'S CARElR
 ENDS 0N GALLONS
Only Five Officials Witness Execution
 Body Sent to Swords Station fer Burial.

Baton Rouge, La, Oct. d9.-Helaira Carriere was hanged in the state peniteneiary here at 12:1o p. Tn. today for tho murder in July, 1916 Of Marion l.. Swords, sheriff of St. Landry par ish.
 The execution was witnessed by five officials of St. Landry and Cal casieu parishes and two attaches of the penitentiary. No other witnesscs were permitted by the prison authori tics. Carriere's body will be sent for internn1ent to Swords station, St. Landry parish, where he had relatives
 This ends the career of one of the most desperate men ever known in the state of Louisiana. He successful ly eludsd the: search of 100 men for 9 month and was captured only after being frightfully wounded. His fight last Wednesday night in the New Orleans parish prison has bean spoken sperate men resistance to officers ever known. He went to his death game to the end altho bleeding pro- fuse'y from the wide gap in his throat which hc had given himself the night before his execution with view to cheating the gallows through suicide.
 One of Carriere's last requests of his attorney was that his gold watch and two gold rings be sent to Miss Daisy Burgess of Coffeyville, Miss, who, according to Carriere's attorney, and letter from Miss Burgess to a New Orleans newspaper, furnished 4 large portion of the money with which he. made his fight to escape the death penalty.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
4 rEEAe:: WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney .ad bladder troubles, dissolyes gravel ''ores diabetes weak and lame backs heEmatism, and irregularities nf ths kidneys and bladder In both men anc
 Hafuep Rea,llatps bladder trouble +
 'hitdreE, r nes sod by your drug
 sis,, will be sea, by mail on reteir
 If $l.o0 One small bottle is twt mnnths treatment. and seldom fails to perfect cure. Send for sworr tsstlmoi,iais. Dr. E. W, Hall. e92t Olive street. St. Louis. Mo Sold bA druggists iAdvt.i
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20

Mature Nov. 15, 1922 but may oa
 redee emed by Government on and after Nov. 15, 1927.
 Are transferable and can readily be converted into cash at any time. Place your order now through your Tanker, Bond Salesman, Post, masSer G Department Stors-and get 10 others to do the same
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
C.l, ID ENTERTAIN
 SENATOR ROBINSON
 LIBERTY LOAN DAY
Trustees Considering Cot ton Mill, and Holderness
 Appoints Committees.

Harry I. Holderness. president of the Pine Bluff chamber of commerce, members of the board of trustees of the organization. with the secretary. E. B. Bloom, Mayor Simon Bloom and County Judge l.. l.. Cheek, honor ary members, at a meeting held yes terday. devised plans to do everythihg g in their power to assist in making Liberty Loan Day, Wednesday. Octo- ber A, the biggest day in the history of the city and county.
 On that day United States Senator Joe T. Robinson of Lonoke and Gov ernor Chas. Fl. Brough will be in the city, the latter to attend meeting of the county court, and the former to deliver Liberty loan address at the tabernacle that evening at 7:30 o'clock.
 Mayor Bloom announced that he would issue a proclamation in con nation declaring Wednesday, Octo- her 24. Liberty Loan Day. inviting the entire public to take part in the proceedings of that day.
 It was also decided to ask the mer- chants to close their stores for few hours for few hours.
 May Get Cotton Mill. All of the foregoing matters were acted upon yesterday at a meeting of the officers and trustees of the chamber of commerce, held at the Hotel Pines. It was also declared that Pine Bluff may get a cotton mill in the not far distant future, as the owner of two mills has signified his willingness to move one of his mills to this city. The proposition was re- ferred to the industrial committee which will meet early next week 10 consider the proposition.
 Mayor Simon Bloom, whose term as trustee expired with the last fiscal year, and County Judge l.. E. Cheek, were elected honorary members of the board of trustees by exclamation. E. M. Schober was elected treasurer Committees. President Holderness announced 1 the appointment of tho committees for the year as follows: 1s President Holderness announced l the appointment of the following , standing committees:
 Executive committee-W. N. Tru. lock. w. F. Coleman, T. L. Brummitt. INV. w. Taylor. Leo M. Andrews. Minor Woodward.
 Finance committee I. Louthan.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
DEDICATE FOUNTAlN.

Little Rock, Oct. 19.--The heavy rain falling at the time did not pre- vent the dedication of handsome memorial fountain on the state capi- tol grounds. just south of the capitol, yesterday afternoon. The fountain was erected by the Nicholas Heading ton chapter, Daughters of 1872. The exercises were held in the rotunda of the capitol.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
CANNING CLUBS, WORK.

Little Rock, Oct. 19.-The girls canning clubs of Drew county put up D total of 100000 cans and jars of fruits and vegetables, including 75,- 900 cans of tomatoes. This is the report that was brought back from the Monticello fair by Governor Chas. H. Brough. They also demonstrated that Irish potatoes can be cooked in 30 different ways.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
BIG POTATO CROP.
Surplus Will Relieve Meat and Wheat
 Shortage.

New York, Oct. 19.--The govern ment forecast of the first war crop of potatoes is 4s2.000, 900 bushels, an increase of 100 000,O00 bushels oyer last year, according to an announce
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20
w0xAy LEAPS TO DEATH.

Chicago. Oct. 19.-Mrs. Elizabeth Florian. with her baby in her arms, ieaped from fifth story window, of the West Side hospital today while delirious. Both were killed.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20

' A negro has been named for the legislature at the Republican primary in New York, and another for alder man.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1917-10-20

A full line of cotton blankets from s1,9S to $49S per pair at 1easitt's Cut Price store. 1A.lS.3t
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12
FEELER FOR A
PEACE TALK
WITH WILSON

ROME, Sept. 12.-Germany
and Austria may angle for sep
arate peace discussion with Amer
lea in the reply to Pope Benedict's
peace note.
Vatican informants today said
today there was reason to believe
that the German government was
specializing on how far the allies
would be guided by President Will
son, the spokesman of nation
which was not party to the Lon
don compact pledging no separate
peace.
Coupled with this came reports
today that there was consider
able agitation in Austria for a
separate diplomatic discussion
with Wilson thru some neutral
agency. Possibly the vatican
might serve as an intermediary.
The vatican was assured today
that the central powers reply
would be dispatched very soon. 1t
was known that this reply, altho
nominally addressed to the pope,
will be in fact directly aimed at
President Wilson and the Ameri-
can people.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12
KORNILOFF PLANNING TO
SEAT PRINCE AS CAR

lat Tobolsk and presumably 1t is
this representative of the family
which the revolving Russian gen.
eral aspires to put into power.
Complete fidelity to the provis-
fonal government was pledged in
resolutions adopted today by the
Moscow garrison, meeting in com
pany with civic and labor organ
izations.
The municipal council Issued
proclamation calling on all
cities to support Premier Keren-
sky.
Food Supply Sikrt.
Prompt action by the govern
ment, indicating drastic measures
to put down the revolt, coupled
with news of the initial achieve
ment in checking the revolters,
created new optimism in Petro-
grad. Great bodies of loyal gov
eminent troops are departing
from the city almost hourly to
oppose the rebels Government
engineers have already practically
destroyed Korniloff's chances of
using the railroads for his ad-
vance.
Kerensky was quoted today as
expressing the hope despite the
Tightening of Korniloff's lines
around the city, that there will
be no wholesale bloodshed.
Chief anxiety among the pub
lie was in the food siatuation In
Petrograd. The capitals stock
of food was known to have been
severely depleted recently.
A statement issued by Premier
kerensky and sent by wireless to
all Russian fronts expressed the
firm hope that war would be
averted. He announced the arrest
of Gen. Denikine, commander on
the southwestern front, with his
staff, and of Gen. Erdelli, formerly
military governor of Petrograd.
only small detachments of
troops have been moved toward
Petrograd by Gen. korniloff," the
statement asserted.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12
NEW MOONEY
TRIAL DENIED:
OXMAN TRIED

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 12.-
Attorneys for Thomas j. Mooney,
convicted of murder for COM
plicity in the Preparedness Par
ade bomb murders, were perfect
ing a regular appeal to the gu
preme court today after losing
their first battle to save MONEYS
life.
The supreme court late yester-
day denied the motion of Attor-
ney General Webb that Mooney be
given a new trial on account of
some alleged irregularityN in the
states evidence. An appeal based
on the trial court record will be
heard in October.
The fact that President Will
son personally asked Gov. Ste
phens to stay Moneys execution
was announced recently. The
president emphasized the effect
the execution might have on the
Russian situation.
Frank c. Oxman, Oregon cattle
man, went on trial before Supe-
rior Judge Dunno today on
charges OF having attempted to
induce F. E. Rigall of GRANVILLE,
H., to testify falsely against
Mooney in the Preparedness day
bomb murder trials.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12
CITY READY
TO GO AHEAD

City officials are ready to con-
struct a dock for the new county
ferry boat at Point Defiance as
soon as plans and specifications
are provided by the county COM
missioners.
THE county is trying to blame
this council for the della yoyer
that ferry" explained Mayor Faw-
cett at Wednesdays session. 1--WE
have always been ready to build
the slip as soon as we knew where
they wanted 1t and what kind Of
slip they required"
On Atkins motion the council
sent word to the county commits
sioners that 1t was ready to con-
struct the slip at any time. Money
for the work will come from the
city's share of the county road and
bridge fund.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12

NEW YORK, Sept. 12.-While
the navy department has an
nounced only two sea fights in
which United States vessels parti-
cipated and there have as yet been
no land engagements between
Americans and Germans, letters
giving rumors, reports and alleged
details of numerous battles are
beginning to appear.
The New York Times today
printed letter from a man said
to be with Pershing's force, dated
Aug. %, and describing destruc-
ton of four submarines and the
finding of AZ drowned German
sailors. This letter also says de-
stroyers-presumably American
raided U-boat base, sinking five.
The writer gives many details,
describes the age and appearance
of prisoners and says six destroy
ers and two airplanes, in one
clash, defended five transports
from IL submarines.
The New York World today
vouched for the writer of a let
ter from "a Port in France" dat
ed Aug. IS, which described bat
tie between an American warship
and a German or Austrian destroy
er named the Ulan, off Lands
End. The enemy ship was forced
to surrender, the letter declares,
and later sank. Twenty-one Of
ficers and 35 men we're taken
prisoner.
Wholesale destruction of sub
marines was reported in letter
in the Philadelphia Public Ledger
a few days ago. The writer de-
clared American warships and
airships repulsed massed U-boat
attack on U. S. transports and
that after the fight the water
where the submarine had been was
covered with oil and wreckage.
A land engagement near Lens
in which a division of American
troopers licked hell out of a
bunch OF Boches" was also report
ed In the New York Worlds let
ter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-09-12
HOW CHICAGO
LOVES MAYOR

How the Chicago papers do love
their mayor! Read this, frin-
stance, from the Trib of that city:
Thompson the individual is as
the Lord made him. Thompson
the mayor has been created by the
public and the press. The cele-
brated Ameicran sense of humor
is to blame; the knave or the fool
in public life is regarded with a
humorous tolerance that encour-
ages his knavishnes s or stupidity,
and the press advertises him be-
cause he is material for news
stories and paragraphs. A sense
of humor that is overdone defeats
itself; the virtue becomes a vice.
There is a time to laugh, and
there is also a time to stop laugh
ing. The time to have stopped
laughing at the mayor was many
moons ago."