The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-12-22

frage association. is woman of goo
Judgment She announces that she vii
neither be "A candidate for senator no
congressman from New York. auashin,
the little boomlet which had beer
started in her behalf
The shortest day in the year ha
passed Now we will get our evenln,
paper earlier.
The Congressional Record the othe
day chronicled the Introduction OF
bill by Uncle Joe Cannon for the In
crease of the pension of a constituent
something that that worthy has beer
engaged in pretty regularly for forty
odd years He knows how to hold his
job,
If'it hurts you To smile you'd better
consult face specialist
What makes anarchists? Well. one
thing that "sorter'' does il. is to be
| compelled to listen to the gobble OF
the turkey your neighbor is fattening
for Christmas, when you can't afford
one.
The home guard is rapidly rounding
into splendid military efficiency. II
trouble comes you'll be mighty glad,
Mr.. knocker. to have this hard-work-
ing. notwithstanding bunch sticking
around your little old home to see that
no harm comes to you.
This is the time to count your bless
ings. Isn't ii a great one that things
are so arranged that the passing of
1917 adds only one more year to your
age, instead of two?
1t doesn't matter whether you get
the first or last edition of The Ard.
moreite there are only 1866 more days
of Gore"
Commodore" Pollock assures us that
he will have his flagship Hoe" in com
mission within very short time.
Then, just watch the good old Ard
moreite" show her heels to her slow.
sailing competitors.
Let's all go to Berlin Christmas and
tar and feather the kaiser.
II you don't like these United States
why uOn [ you gtt out OF EN-.
VIII the president have the Irish
TO Christmas dinner?
Argentina probably has at last come
TO the conclusion that she was the
grand dupe of the kaiser
The alleged plot of the |. w. w. to
kill Seattle with poisoned salt is in
line with the Huns practice of killing
Americans with fatal disease germs and
helpless European peoples with poisoned
springs The Hun and the |. w. w. are
both of the same breed of vipers.
In dispensing your material Christ |
mas cheer il would be well TO remember
that il is noble to give something to |
somebody who is not able to give any |
thing in return.
What has become of the old-time |
BOYS who. for a Sunday diversion, rode |
he bawling, bucking yearlings in the
,owpen?
No. Mirandi the man you saw in |
,hains was not criminal: he was !,
unatic. who went crazy hunting in
Ardmore for a house to rent.
Pershing's war plans please the allied
a cablegram says. Sure
lid anyone suppose that American
genius. either in peace or war. would
lot measure up to the best? Fire.
The last survivor of the Alamo is dead |
and how many Americans know the
acts surrounding this event in Ameii'
AN history. which eventually ended in
m empire being added to the American |
lnion?
An Associated Press dispatch yesterday |
o The Ardmoreite said that imme-
lately after congress reassembles from
Is holiday vacation President Wilson
ril send a message recommending en-
ctment OF legislation TO meet the
situation which means
goodbye forever TO the good old days
,hen the railroads plundered the rich
nd meek American public.
Lloyd George says Britain will de-
,and that Germany and the redhanded
ang fighting with her shall make com
lete restoration of seized territories.
,gether with compensation. From the
cry loudly advertised feelers the
aiser is putting out he is now anxious
, seeking a chance to get of by let
ng a few acres slide. but the thought
paying indemnity or compensation
lffering sauerkraut.