Arizona republican., 1917-12-20
For Sale Miscellaneous
FORD's FRIENDS ARRIVE

FORDS FRIENDS ARRIVE Twas the night before Christmas, i! and all thro' the house, no creatures 1 were stirring except a brave louse, he | crawled and he strutted, in merciless glee, across and forninst every portion of me, until my poor being was fren- zied with itching, to think it was mas tered by a measly lichen. I pulled off all garments, groaned and I swore, to eXterminate one, or whole dozen more, for I felt in my anger as if my poor back, had sustained a great mob, in each cranny and crack
 Helloi said his lordship, as uncovered he stood. how goes it. look here, you're disturbing my brood say 'Cholly," I'll warn you, don't fume and get gay. for with me, same as 'freckles,' you cant get away:-Don't you know in this wide world all crea- lures must live? I here now adjure thee, forget and forgive.-Tll post you. When Noah in Ark drove his stock, my grandpa and grandma were pets of his flock, if the Lord hadn't wanted us, here on this earth don't you req liZe, "graybacks'' would never had birth? and now you seek life, just be- cause one seeks food, Georgie, in due time you shall nurture a brood I just ripped from Prescott, twas a cruel hard tramp, but I'm fully repaid, as your store'lI be my camp; those old traps and treasures, that you have in store, just suits my designs, I'll breed in them a score; whoopee, don't get gay, no mortal can dodge us, rich, poor and precise. all must quietly lodge us. You say am slick, and frizzled, and plump, you dunce, wherefore not, we nad ,lyIn | have you read Robbie Burns great sonnet where one of our kind tipped the misses plumed bonnet? That was done my dear boy her feathers to grace But wasn't it grand when he crawled up her hat to see her friends litter at her new cravat (?)-Well ta! ta, old | fury settle down to your work. 1 must l rest and digest the absorbent, I've l drawn from your birk. Christmas is really here, but not buyers:-I have se- lected for the holidays all sorts of nice things; are you going to pass them by | You'll break my heart and bust my plans, for intended with the expected profits, to buy Sarah a real good shop worn bonnet. She has suggested ring, but when asked whether foI nose or ears, she got maddern a wet hen, and muttered about fingers and wrists:-That gal thinks I'm easy:- believe me she's not, as her limit is eight smacks to the minute, whereas claim ten.-Never satisfied
 Whats nicer for a Present
 Than, an electric carpet sweeper?
 An instantaneous kodak?
 A musical instrument? | A victrola?
 A sewing machine?
 A fine clock? A nice picture?
 A set of books?
 A wicker sett?
 A mahogany set?
 leather set?
 good gun or pistol?
 A typewriter?
 A new plug hat?
 A dress suit of clothes? A business suit? A lovely glass closet? A beauty book case? l A dresser, any finish? I A chiffonier? A buffet? A cash register? A ladies writing desk?
 A roll top desk?
 A nice hobby horse?
 A baby buggy?
 A tricycle.?
 A luscious davenport? ]. A dining set?
 A parlor set?
 A kitchen cabinet? 9 A fine wardrobe? ; A fine organ? l A library table? Q An easy chair?
 A fine rocker?
 A fancy electric lamp? :, A set of electric drops? d A bath instant heater? T A dressing table? ,. A hat rack?
 A parlor screen?
 A brass bed? e A Leggett spring?
 A floss or cotton mattress?
 sanitary couch?
 A gas range?
 A waffle iron, electric? Q A porch swing? A blanket, electric?
 nice trunk or valise?
 beautiful rug? > A foot-heater, electric?
 A flag on pole?
 A nice show case? :. A folding bed? i. All these things are for Christmas s Now for a very few every day al ' ticles.
 2 H. P. gasoline engine.
 l H. P. motor. h 1-16 H. P. motor. Fl 1-S H. P. motor
 Sewing machine motor : Wash machine and motor. Water power wash machine. .I Cream Separators S10
 Coffee or water urns. IS Instant boilers and heaters. i'd Elegant carpets and rugs. III All kinds of stoves.
 All sizes of ranges.
 Pumps and blowers. os Forges and drills.
 GrindStones and blows |: Mortise drills. Q Power drills. !: Carpenters tool chests. ,- Tents and screens. IS Beds and bedding. 0. Pillows and mattresses. Is Springs and cots. = Ford machine fixtures.
 Don't forget the number lb Remember 1 sell cheaper than othel = buy any saleable article-Pi
 value and spot cash
 FORDS STORES
 40 $. Central Ave.
 Phone 1776