davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
NAUJAS GALICIJOS
VALDYTOJAS.

Amsterdam, kovo 4. = Is
Viemos gauta zinia, jogei
Austlijos imperatoiius Ga
1icijai paskyres natIja val
dytoja. Pirmiau tos pro
vincijOs valdytojumi buvo
gen. Won Diller,- gi dabar
gen. grafas Karl Huyn,
koks vengras.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
PRASALINTAS AUSTRU
GENERALIO STABO
VIRSININKAS.

Amsterdam, kovo 5. =
Austrijos imperatorius Ka-
rolls I prasalino is savo ge-
neralio stabo virsininka,
fieldmarsala Conrad Won
Hoetzendorfa. stabo virsi-
ninku nuskirtas gen. Frei-
herr Won Strassenberg.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
zYDAI GAUSIA PALEN
GvINIMU RUSIJOJE.

* Rusijos sostapilio Pct
rogrado pranesama, kad ar
tymiausiojc ateityjc Rusi-
JOS zydai gales sulaukti pa
lengvinimu. Girdet, kad vi
dujiniu reikalu minister's
Protopov esas tam gan
prielankus.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
Columbia prizes S. Valstijas
Milijonas Japon4 j Francija?
Prasa|intas Austrijos geneTalio stabo virsininkas
MILIJONAS JAPONU
7 FRANCIJA?
Galveston, kovo 5.

Galveston, kovo 5. = ST.
to pavasari Japonija i Fran
cija kares laukan pasiusian-
ii milijona savo kariuome-
nes. Taip pasakoja cia at
plaukusio Anglijos garlai-
vio "Towgate" kapitonas
Evans. =
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
REvOLIUCIONIERIAI
PRAsOSI PAGELBOS.

Havana, kovO 4. = San
tiago revoliucionicriu vadas
RigObertO Fernandez krei-
pesi i ten stovinciu Suv.
Valstiju kares laivp komen-
danta, kad Sis paimtu j sa-
vo globon ir apsaugotu, jei
jam prisieitu. begti nuo To-
jales kariuomenes uzpuoli-
mo.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
ZEPPELINAIS SUSINE
SA VOKIETIJA SU
GRAIKIJA.

Berlynas, koYo 5. = Vo-
kietija pasirupino su Graf
kija susineGti zeppelinais.
Vokieciu zeppelinais musk
rinda su krasOs siuntiniais
LNrissa, siaurinej Graikijoi
ir atgal is ten palma kra-
sos siuntinius.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
OUTSTANDING 9 RUSU
GARLAIVIUS.

Berlynas, kOvo 5. - Bal
tijOs jurese viena vokiecill
nardancioji laive nuskandi-
no 9 rusn garlaivius. Rusi-
ia tuos garlaivius buvo igi-
just pietinej Amerikoj.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
VOKIEcIAI, PALEI PA
NAMOS PERKASA.
Panama City, kovO 4.

Panama City, kovo 4. =
Vietos P'anamos respubli-
kos valdininkai tvirtina, jo-
gel vokieciu nardancios lai-
YES yra apsirinkusios sau
stOti netoli Panamos per-
kaso. Ia laiviu stotimi, sa-
koma, yra Dalien uzlaja.
Apie ta susekima. praneSta
Washingtonan.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
PAIMAMI VARPAI KA.
RES REIKALAMS.

Copenhagen, kovo 3. -
Vokietijos vy1iausybd nu-
sprendziusi rekvizuoti visus
Vokietijos baznyGiu varpus
kares reikalams. Didesnesc
haznyciose po viena varpa
tcciau liepta palikti.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
RUMUNIJOS SUNAIKI.
l NIMAS.

new 4Ork, kOVo ~ IT,
mas amcrikOnas, ncsenai
parkeliaves is Rumunijos,
pasakoja apie sunaikini-
mus, kokie atlikta Rumuni-
jOje isakius Anglijos paly-
dOvui Bukareste,. pullinin-
kui Thompson, kol vokie-
ciai suspejo uzimti ta Sail.
Amerikonas pasakoja, jo-
gel tue budu padaryta SUI
virS 500 milijonu doleriV
nlostoliu. Sunaikinimai to-
kie, jogei daug laiko praeis,
kol Rumunijos zibalo pra-
none iSnaujo, bus sutvarky-
TIA. Maziausia per pusantru
metu zibalO pramoncs rel
kalc tenai nebus galima
pradeti jokio darbo.
Sunaikinimo dienoje ro-
desi, jogei visa Rumunija
atsiradusi liepsnosc. Diena
pasikeite i nakti. Juodu du-
mu kamuo1iai apklojo visa
zemes pavirSiu. Ir vientik
gaisrp prasvaistes rctkar-
ciais nuSviesdavo apylinkes.
Per pora zingsniu aplinkui
niekO nebuvO matOma. Tx
viem juodi dumai, su ku-
riais leke padangesna mill
JONAH doleriu vertes sunai-
kintu nuosavybiu.
Pulkininkas Thompson
atliko dideli darba. Padirb-
dino jis sau dideli paminkla
Rumlnijoje tuo sunaikini-
mu. Ft-Ii tt.,t
KlOmet pasibaigs kare,
tukstanGiai r1!mrlnu. kurie
dirbo ziba!o kasvklose, tu-
res ilgai galvoti, koki darba
pradeti. lStisus metus jiems
prisieis galvOti, kaip tai di-
dele geradarybe ir malone
suteike Anglia mazesnems
tautOms, kurios anglu pa
klausG.
PulkininkO Thompsono
tasai Sunaikinimas vokic-
CLAIMS visgi ncpakenkG. to-
llesniai vesti kare.
Nesenai gauta zinios, 10
gel DrnOjumi vOkieGiai -kas-
,dien sluncia visoki maista
IS Rumunijos i Vokietija il
Austria. Reiskia, kad ten
vokieciai ge,rai pasipe!nijo
IL be zibalo versmiu. sri
Taigi az kartais pulki-
ninkas Thompson nepaken-
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
Won BERNSTORFF
PARLAMENTAN.
Amsterdam, kovo 5.

ALPHABETICALLY, KOVO y.
Buves Suvienytose Valsti-
Jose Vokietijos ambasado-
rius Won Bernstorff, kurs
dabar keliauja skersai At
lantika namo, nominuotas
kandidatu / atstova Vokie-
tijos parlamentan vietoje
lni1Ilsio atstOvo Won Nei-
dlng. r,-1 = .--LN..-i ~ =
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05

Ike paciai Rumunijai, sunai-
kindamas pastarOsios svar-
biausia pramOne?
Pulkininkas Thompson w
tai buvo gausiai apdovano-
tas Anglijos vyriausybes.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
MOTERIS = LAIsKV
ISNEsIOTOJOS.
Paryz.us, kOvO 4.

Paryz.us, kovo 4. - Ne
SAINT ,pakaktinai vyrn, Fran
cijos vyriausybc nllsprendt
visus laiSku isneciotojus Wy
rus pamainyti' moterimis.
SSitan darban bus priima-
mos karciviu zmonOs.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1917-03-05
sUsPROGO ZEPPE-
LINAS.

Londonas, kovo 4. = Su-
sprogo ir liko sunaikintas
naujos ruSies naujas vokie-
ciu zeppelinas, kuomet ana
diena buvo iSmeginamas jo
stip1umas Bclgijojc. Zuvo
10 zmoniQ igulos.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
EASTER

Just arriyed-candy novelties for
Easter
Now on display Panoramic eggs in
large variety. Henry May & Co, Ltd,
Phone 1271.-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
BODY Of WOMAN
FOUND OFF BEACH

A japanese woman. Kiehio Fuku,
shima, aged %, vas drowned at Wal
kiki Beach last night near the home or
Attorney William Rawlins. Whether
death cane by accident or foul pay
Deputy Sheriff Asch, who has taken
charge OF the body, is not prepared to
say, but he has been told that the
woman was partially demented and it
is thought that she fell into the water
while roaming about. An inquest will
te held at 1880 tomorrow morning.
The body WAS first discovered bob
bling up and down out In the water oy
Niamoto, who works on the Beckley
estate. and Attorney Rawlins and Ray
mond C. Brown. Luddy LANCER. DIR. A.
c. Wall and w. NJ. Bertelmann, who
were at Rawlins' place. rushed out to
draw the body ashore and make every
effort TO resuseitate her.
The woman had evidently been IN
the water a short time but was too far
gone to be saved She has been work
ing on Keeaumoku street. Her parents
live on Nuuanu avenue.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
new OCCUP ATOMS.
OPENFOR women.
fRx As.nc.s,sd Prsssl

LONDON, Eng.--A London news
paper has published list OF some
81 the wartime occupations OF women.
They are:
MGnition workers. canteeD work.
farm work. hospital orderIies. gar
deners, recruiting for army and navy,
street car conductors, taxi and wagon
drivers, porters, letter carriers, rail-
way car cieanes. despatch riders at
aircraft stations. fruit and hop pick
ers, vegetable raisers. window clean
ers, volunteer firemen, stretcher bear
ers, elevator operators, locomotive
engine cleaners. detectives and police
men. mechanics. night watchmen, com
mertiaI travellers. lamp lighters, den.
lists and stationary engineers.
The labor exchanges created by the
va report a demand far in excess Of
supply for women in all of the listed
occupations. a4,.:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
YOU'RE BILIOUS!
CLEAN LIVER And
BOWELS TONIGHT
Don't Stay Headachy, Sick, or
Have Bad Breath and
Sour Stomach
Wake Up Feeling Fine! Best
Laxative for Men, Women
and Children

Enjoy life! Remove the liver and
bowel poison which is keeping your
head dizzy, your tongue coated, breath
offensive, and stomach sour. Don stay
bilious, sick. headachy. constipated
and full Of cold. Why don't you get
box OF Cascarets from the drug
store and eat one or two tonight and
enjoy the incest. gentlest liver and
bowel cleansing you ever experienced.
You will wake up feeling 1T and fine.
Cascarets never grippe or sieken like
salts, pills and caiomel. They act 90
gently that you hardly realize you
have taken q cathartic. Mothers
should give cross, sick, bilious or few
erish children = whole Cascaret any
time-they act thoroughly and are
harmless. ADV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
w. p. MALeuRN APPOINTED
.. RESERVE BANK EXAMINER

WASHINGTON, d C.-Remoyal OF
Charles etarek from office as chief
natiou1l b nix examiner for the Second
Federal Reserse district, with head
quarters 1T New York, and the APP
pointnent in his place Of William r.
Malburn, assistant secretary of the
treasury, was announced by Comptrol-
Ter Williams. Malburn, whose home
is in Denver, Is son-in-law Of United
States Senator c.. s. Thomas of Col
Grade.
The examiners office pays $4,000
year. As assistant secretary of the
treasury, Malbnrn got $1,000.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
Chiropractor
Fixes
Broken Neck"

After two years wearing truss, 10
avoid Inconsistencies, this man, nov
a prominent Chiropractor In Iniiana.
was restored to normal In one Chiro-
lrt"tio adjustment.
Diving in shallow water was the
cause OF injury, and all hope had been
abandoned for recovery After the ad.
justment. ratient became Hnc enscious
fol-. half an boar, after which he rose,
ricsed up his truss and walked home
with II under his arm-well.
Many soca!led impossible cases
set well under Chiropractic," said r.
G. Mighton. and W. c. weirIcS. local
ChiropractoFs. IT,. ...
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
DAINTY STEAMER
BASKETS SOLD
: At LANIAKEA

Baskets with assorted fruits, nuts,
sweets, etc. prepared at Laniakea,
104f Alakea street Fresh homemade
candies sold each Wednesday and Sat-
urday. or made. en- special ORDERS
ADJ -. -. ....... -. E.t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06
MANY PAPERS SUSPEND
lBy Associated Prsssl

AMSTERDAM. Holland. - The
ZeituBg says that 1880
and periodicals have sus-
pended publication IN Germany since
the outbreak of the war. Before the
war some $4,000 newspapers and
periodicals we're published in Ger
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-06

A membership IN the Chicago Board
of Trade was sold for s7l00.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15
EFFECT OF TOBACCO STUDIED
Physician Asserts That Cigarette
Smoking Causes Rise in Beats
Of the Pulse.

Cigarette smoking often causes a
marked rise In pulse beats, makes the
pulse irregular and causes a change
in blood pressure, the effects being
more marked If the smoke is inhaled,
Is the conclusion Of DR.. James Ak
man of New York, the latest authority
to endeavor to determine the exact
effects On the human race of cigarette
smoking.
Doctor Aikman's experiments are no
more productive of definite conclusions
than those of many other investiga-
tors of the past, remarks a writer in
London Tit-Bits. He suggests, how
ever, that the great increase in cir
culatOry diseases In the past hundred
years may be attributed to smoking,
although admitting that in the face Of
conflicting opinions, 1--WE can see how
far we are from definite conclusions
as to the true effect of tobacco"
""The effect on the pulse of smoking
but n cigarette was marked" writes
Doctor Altman, "16 out Of 81 subjects
showing q. increase of more thar eight
beats a minute. In some cases the
rise was spectacular, and came on in
n or two minutes, almost as soon as
the pulse was taken. OF the 81 cases
all gave an increase except four, and
two of the four had an abnormally
high pulse at the start.
"Other Investigators have reported
a rise in blood pressure, but in this Sc
ries the effects on the pressure were
not at all uniform. Out of % cases
the systolic pressure fell in II, in
five there was an increase, and eight
gave no change"
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15
UnexpIored Land in Canada.

Within the borders of Ontario are
three tracts of 5000 to 5000 square
miles each that no white man has ever
explored. 1t is estimated that east
of Reindeer lake and Kasan river is
a region of $1,000 square miles area,
larger than New York, New Jersey,
Connecticut and Massachusetts COM
bined, which is yet to be explored. AL
together there is an aggregate of 901,-
900 square miles of country which
should be represented on the map by
whiteness, and this calculation does
not include unexplored areas of less
than four thousand square miles.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15

by a strictly party vote, the republic
ans voting solidly for it and the DEM
ocrats against, because as was an
nounced by Majority Leader Moody it
did not 'have the right label" This
referred to the dispute existing be-
tween the senate and house Bourbons.
1t has been said that the minority
was the best organized in the house
that it has ever known to be and
much of the success of the house gen
eralship on the minority side is due
to the leadership of Representative
MCGOWAN, who kept the republicans
harmonious from the first day of the
session to its last.
The real fight of the session. game
through the attempt of the house dem
ccrats to dictate the terms of the
workman's compensation bill, and
their unwillingness to arbitrate the
question either with the republicans
of the house or the democrats of the
senate. Their stubbornness through
out on this question was illustrated
on the floor of the house when after
the so-called Bates bill was carried
the house Representative Shearer
Of Nez Perez told the house republic
ans that they were a minus quantity
there, and SO far as they could do the
state any good they might as we'll stay
home, for said he, "The democrats
have been sent here by the people to
pass laws and they are going to do it
whether you republicans like it or
But as it worked out, they didn't
10 all the things that were planned,
and they would have failed altogeth-
sr on the workmen's compensation
aw had it not been for the fact that
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15

BOISE, March 15.-(Special to TIL
Star-Mirror.)-Should a distinterest
ed party sit down with the purpose o
making an unbiased and unprejudic
ed resume of the fourteenth session
OF the Idaho legislature which cam
to a close in Boise last SATURDAY
night, he would be forced to the con
clusion that, although some goo(
legislation had been placed on the
statute books, for the most part the
session was n of the most unor-
gained, unsatisfactory and most ex-
travagent that the state has eve1
known. The governor was at logger
heads with the Bourbon leaders of
the senate all the time and there was
a senate and house feud between the
majority party that did not down ev-
en- to the last day.
AS IN indictment of the discord be-
tween the executive and legislative
departments, it may be noted that
among other suggestions made by the
governor in his message of recon-
mendations he failed to get through a
bill providing for the combining of
the state insurance department with
the state bank department; also a cor
rupt practices act; also the consolida-
tfon Of the livestock sanitary board
with the horticultural board. He al
so failed to get the power to remove
sheriff. and prosecuting attorneys !
who neglect to execute the prohibit
mendation of a Torrens land law con-
sidered, but more than all else no
one appeared to pay any attention to
request for a small total of ap-
r;ropriations. In fact, there has new
er been a time when a republican
Legislature were so rapacious for big
appropriations as was the recently
democratic session.
The one outstanding achievement of
The legislature was its adoption of a
wide policy for the improvement
Of its roads and highways and the con-
sequent bond appropriation of a mil
ion dollars to take care of such a
policy under the direction of the state {
commission. For the first t
-ime in the history of the expenditure
Of money for the states benefit, nor l
Idaho has had provided its t
appropriations of funds. The |
most ~northerly county to secure. a t
portion of this is Bonner county, /
which is to have expended on it's t
'oads 5 5000. The balance of the t
DAD money that will come north will a
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15
A Bilious Attack

When you have a bilious attack your
liver fails to perform it's functions.
You become constipated. The food
you eat ferments in your stomach in
stead of digesting. This inf1ames the
stomach and causes nausea, vomiting
and a terrible headache. Take Cham
berlain's Tablets. They will tone up
liver. clean out your stomach
and you will soon be as well as ever.
They only cost a quarter. M
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15

the republican members of the SEN
ate and house ~non-partisan committee
worked night and day the last few
days of the session to bring about the
compromise that at least has given
the state the basis act for a com
pensation law.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15
Waste by Coke Ovens.

Government officials have estimated
that 1,35O,OOO horse power in the form
of gas alone is wasted every day by
the old fashioned coke ovens OF the
United States.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1917-03-15

despite the collar of black fox
fur, l I'M going to wear this pongee
coat next spring and summer says
Marjorie, with decision. 1.-The lower
portion is embroidered in two tones.
the sleeves are loose and the pocket
is quite an important affair in the
silhouette. Don't you think the
contrast Of fur and pongee is most
effectiveYi IN. \. H. Special
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
SPECTER OF GREAT LAKES
Many Sailor Imagines He Sees the
Bannockburn Which Disappeared
In Mysterious Fashion.

One superstition that is firmly
rooted in the minds Of all Great Lakes
aavigators concerns the mysterious
wreck Of the Bannockburn.
"She was a big, powerful freighter,
carrying crew Of % men. She cleared
Duluth on day in the late fall. What
happened to her will never be known.
She went out in the morning, and was
last sighted the next evening. That
was the end. For more than a year
the chill water Of Lake Superior guard
ed well their secret. Then one day
an oar was found floating along the
driftwood of-the bleak north shore.
A piece of tarpaulin was wrapped Sc
curely around it, and when this was
removed 1t was found that the word
Bannockburn was scraped into the
wood. The oar is all that remains to-
day to tell the story Of the missing
freighter.
According to the queer twist given
the story by the sailors Of the inland
seas, the Bannockburn is supposed to
be the Flying Dutchman of the Great
Lakes. Sometimes at night, when the
chill north wind sweeps across the
swollen bosom Of Lake Superior and
the stinging ice devils fill the air, the
lookout on some lonely point calls
loudly to his companions and points
to where he imagines the Bannock-
burn, all white With ice and chastity
in the darkness, is slipping through
the black mystery Of the lake."
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
mo GOOD OF THE 0PENW0RK'
That Was Why QueenIe, Dark-skinned,
Put on Pair Of Pink Stockings
Under the Black Ones,

Queenie, seventeen, comely, a pleas
ant dark-brown in complexion, ap-
peared in Openwork stockings at the
apartment Of her employer and pre-
pared to scrub the floor.
The labor entailed a considerable
showing Of stocking. The mistress Of
the house, glancing at this display,
observed the openwork and was mys-
titled by an extraordinary color effect.
Queenie is very pretty negress, but
she is obviously Of pure African strain.
Yet through the interstices Of the OPEN
work there undoubtedly were to be had
glimpses Of delicate pale flesh color.
Could it be strange example Of ra-
cial admixture? Was Queenie afflicted
with fiesh-colored supporters for her
brown body?
"What in the world, child" demand
ed her mistress; you aren't pink un-
derneath, are you,"
"Got pair Of pink stockings on un-
derneath the black ones," grinned
Queenie. "When I .fust put 'em on by
themselves I didn't got no good Of the
openwork."
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
Why He Joined Air Service,

Few men, I am sure, would confess
to so strange an immediate cause for
Joining the aviation service as that re-
lated to me by Drew, as we sat over
our coffee and cigarettes, on the eve
ming Of our first meeting, writes James
N. Hall in the Atlantic. He had come
to France, he said, with the intention
Of joining the Legion Etrangere as an
infantryman. But he changed his
mind, q few days after his arrival In
Paris, upon meeting Jackson Of the
American Aviation squadron, who was
on leave after service Of six months
at the front. It was all because Of the
manner in which Jackson looked at a
Turkish rug. He told him of his ad-
ventures in the most matter-of-fact
way. No heroics, nothing Of that sort.
He had not glimmer Of Imagination,
he said. But he had way of looking
at the floor which was Irresistible
which fascinated him with the sense
Of height He saw towns, villages, a
network Of trenches, columns Of toy
troops moving up.ribbons of road-all
in the patterns Of Turkish rug. And
the next day. ha Maa N. tha headapas.
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
Artists Who Are "PecuIiar."

There are in this country a number
Of men who sacrifice beauty Of color
for popularity Of color-to announce
to the world their individuality" that
they are here, on the map Of the earth,
writes F. W. Ruckstuhl in Art World.
They go either to the anemic and
bloodless, or to the redhot and vulgar.
or to the neutral and leaden, or to the
shocking and caoplonic color-to Gre
ate a notoriety bringing sensation. Be
cause they know that the newspaper
and magazine art writers-who need
one sensation per week-will advertise
their work and annex them as fruitful
sources Of mutual profit. Such vulgar
color mongers the layman can ignore,
for their fate is settled in advance.
They begin to pass into oblivion as
soon as they are born, like will O. the
wisps. The very constitution Of the
human mind and soul insures that.
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
Food Economy.

The advice of Herbert G. Hoover re-
garding food economy is superfluous to
certain denizens of the Bronx in New
York. It was on an express subway
train to that borough that one under
ground commuter read with seeming
irreverence the rules for saving the
odd ends in the kitchen.
Keep the ice box clean,'" he read
to companion. "Why, say, my ice
box is cleaned out every night before
I even get q whack at it, and I have
to send out to the delicatessen for
my dinner. And look at these rules
for economy. Take it from me,
there's only one way to economize
these days. Send the wife and the
young 'uns on a visit to the kinfolks,
put the dog on half rations and 60
home for dinner with anybody who
asks you,"
Middletown transcript., 1917-10-13
ThlnkInu.

Thinking Is quite easy when you
know how. It is true that few Of us do
1t. Most Of us allow our minds to
dribble, to meander aimlessly about
along lines Of least resistance, like wa
ter that has trickled over Mississippi
levee and gone here and there about
the Hats, getting muddier and muddier
until 1t soaks into the lush earth or is
evaporated into the thin'air. That is
what most Of us call thinking. The
mind that works that way gets no.
where; it never accomplishes any.
thing; its owner is merely flotsam on
the stream Of life.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.