Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-06-04
Old Traders
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| ANSWER for DUTY FOR OlR tNCh
SAMUEL. ONE OUT OF EVER
NINETEEN will be CHOSEN. tn"
REMAINDER will be on tho WATT
ING LIST to go at UNCLE SAM
BIDDING WHEN and AS NEEDED
REASONING froh n FINANCIAL
POINT of VIEW. the SINGLE mel
viii Dc USED FIRST for I'm case o.
DEATH of IA single man there is NJ
FURTHER LIABILITY. But not 3
with u MARRIED man WITH u
WIFE and BABIES. for In case OF nj 4.
death. his WIDOW MUST be PEN
STONED and each of his children vi
to 10 wears old must draw PEN
SION.
Now from PHYSICAL STAND
POINT. " UNCLE SAM is CIiOOS
ING HORSES and they all cost tn
STRONG and LARGE and Others no
Sc STRONG. and SMALL. which
would he takcP? Aud now that mci
COST HIM NOTHING. and he car
take his CHOICE and ONLY NEED'
ONE man out of EVERY TWENTY
IL stands to REASON that he will take
The STRONGEST and BEST.
SfUt MS NIhoNtH lOt Nv
men to the FRONT In BATTLE. II"
went FORWNRD like CYCIONl
until hc got most all of them kIIIIEI
and when he met his WATERLOO
and for wears AFTERW ARD IL DE
NELOPED that the AVERAGE
HEIGHT of the FRENCH was FIVI
INCHES SHORTER than whcr
NiPOLEON STAETED his CRUEJ
Wars; When thc kAISEi
GITM. HE had the FLOWER o
PHYSICAL MANHOOD. They TOO
WENT like CYCLONE. But THEY
TODAY are NO MORE, and IN
THEIR places are OLD MEN an
BOYS. INVALIDS AND CRIPPTEs
and the WOMEN of GERMANY 70
the NEXT IJNDRED YEARS CAN
NOT produce SUCH STRONG
YOUNG MEN. and It Is not tn
of the WICKED KAISER.
Why EXCUSE PREACHER or ;
HIBLE STUDENT or n QUAKEI
from MILITARY SERVICE?. For
THEN ARE WHAT THEY CLAM
10 he and SHOULD be KILLED IL
BATTLE. THEIR SOULS WOULI
GO to FATHER ABRAHAM. anf
THEY Would WEAR SNOW
WHITE ROBES. and be In CLASS
COME Up THROUGH GREAT
TRIBULATIONS and have WASHED
THEIR ROBES In THE BLOOD O"
the LAMB. but HOW MANY o.
THOSE PREACHERS are NOW
WILLING TO TRUST THEIR HIDE
in FRONT of the BLOOD OF thc
WICKED KAISER???? But all o.
hcm are now rREACHING for WAR
THEY WELL KNOW that THEY ar
IXEMpT from SERVICE In Wal
and WHAT DO THEY CARE nov
MANY POOR SINNERS may now b
FORCED to DIE In BATTLI
ficld.,.!-WILL THEY cor? NO
They WILL STAY at HOME and EAT
ICE CREAM WITH YOUR LOVEIl
ONES LEFT BEHIND!!!
War at one time was war of VAIIOr
nnd STRENGTH where STRONG me-.
won over the WEAK. War of toda,
Is war of FINANCE and MA.
CHiNERY and without EITHER W.
would have no wars
ALEXANDER and NAPOLEON
EACH of them RODE ON HORSE
BACK and OVERLOOKED the BAT
TLEFIELD In PERSON. They wcrc
ALWAYS In FRONT of the THICK
EST BATTLES. ASKING THFIE
But HOW DIFFERENT NOW??"
We have n MILITARY ADVISORY
BOARD. who SITS MILES away fron
the NOISE of SHOT and SHELL anJ
they say MOVE so many THOUSAND
men over to n POINT over there. am
kEEP THEM THERE to the LAST
MAN??? Then they say MOVE -
manv THOUSAND men over to AN
OTHER PLACE and HOLD 1t ns
LONG as 1t Is FEASIBLE. then RE
TIRE to GIVEN POINT?? and etc,
and etc
The HIDES OF the ADVISORY
BOARDS arc PERFECTLY safe. TIL
HIDES of all THOSE who CAUSE o
ENFORCE WARS arc ALWAY'
SAFE. and also the HIDES Of az
OUR PREACHERS who PREACF
WAR are SAFE. II was said tina
WHERE TWO or THREE SHALL b
NAME that WHATSOEVER THE'
SIIAIL ASK SHALL BE GIVEN
UNTO TIIEM???? WHAT DOE
THE ABOVE MEAN????. THEIR
WAS ALSO SOMETHING SATD???p
20, YEA arc of LITTLE FAITH
IF YOUR FAITH WAS AS LARGI
AS GRAIN of MUSTARD SEED
YOU COULD REMOVE NOUN
TAiNs????; When n PREACHED
STANDARD of CHRISTIANITY THO
HE TRIES TO PLAY PATRIOTISM;
and ADVOCAES WAR. BUT HE IN
NARIABLN saves HIS OWN HID
by STAYING at HOME and EATING.
ICE CREAM In the APARIORS
THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE
THAT HIS SERMONS HAVI
HELPED to SEND to the FRONT??H e
OLD TRADER Is No STACKER. n
Is now READY TO 70 SERVE UNCLI
SAM In ANY WAY HE CAN EITUEI
II OLD GLORY FLOATS RIGHT o.
WRONG. But HE is EVER PRAY
] ING that SIZE may EVER FIOA'
as an EMBLEM of FREEDOM. JUS
TICE and RIGHT. GOD TORBTr
THAT OLD GLORY and the RE-
BLOOD OF OUR BELOVED SONS
SHOULD EVER BE USED FOR tn
PROMOTION OF COAL TRUSTS
STEEL TRUSTS, ARMOR TRUSTS
RAILROAD TRUSTS or AM
OTHER FINANCIAL TRUST. THAc
SHOULD HINDER the INTERES-'
of the POOR LABORING MAN, A.
AGAINST TIE