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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-11-15
Feed In Stanchions.

Don't let calves suck each other after
drinking milk. They should be placed
In stanchions and fed grain.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-11-15
FatteninQ Rations.

Fattening rations are not complt
Gated or need not be to bring fair re-
suits.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-11-15
Cause of Bitter Milk.

II milk is bitter when It is drawn.
the trouble is with the COW or her
feed.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1917-11-15

Though II Is simple, and M neees.
sity war times will make for simple.
ity In winter gowns and winter func-
tions, this creation for both formal
and informal wear Is adorable. II is
Of peach gcorgette gracefully drap,d
and richly trimmed with bands Of sill
yer fox. A distinctive feature ia the
use OF long sleeves with low decollete.
a dainty ciei blue ribbon encircles
the waist and a nooegay combining 0
all the coIors Of the gown 10 placed
on one shoulder.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Same Old Lectures.

On a certain occasion Professor Brander Matthews of Columbia uni yersity, speaking jokingly of his age, said he trusted that he was not so old that the students could play on him the trick he once saw tried on q senior professor in his own college days.
 "ProfeSSor Blank" he said, twas our most venerable instructor, and hke could be just little irritable at times. Once, noticing that a member of his class who sat right under his eye never took any notes or paid the slightest attention to his lectures, he stopped abruptly and demanded:
 See here, young man. what dc you mean by coming into my classroom day after day and never taking notes '
 "I have my fathers, was the stu dents complacent reply. Is Companion.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
What Allied Smith.

A plainly dressed man, who intro duced himself as Mir. John Smith, walked into doctors office in TeNas town. and having explained his symp- toms. asked the doctor how long ii would take to cure him. The doctor, who had treated the visitor with every possible courtesy. replied:
 You will require careful treatment under my personal supervision for about two months before you are able to resume your labors in the bank"
 Doctor, you are fooling yourself. am not smith the banker, but smith, the street car driver"
 "Is that so? Well, my good fel- low. I don't see what you came to see me for
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
UGH! CA[OMEL MAKES YOU SICK!
 CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
Just 0nce Try "Dodsons Liver Tone" When Bious Cons-
 pated, Headachy-Don't Lose a Days Work.

L,ven up your sluggish liver! Feel line and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; be vigorous and full of am bition. But take no nasty, danger ous calomel, because it makes you sick and you may lose days work.
 Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite. breaking 1t up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramping.
 Listen to me! If you want to enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take spoonful of harmless Dodson' s Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50 cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under my personal money
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

perhaps have only just returned from the trenches, urging them to get further few days leave. lr the ma jority Of cases this is. of course. im- possible owing to the military exigen- cies But in spite of that they persist. demanding the intervention of tho nt-general and the high commis- sioner, and when they find they are helpless in the matter these good women take things into their own hands and write the military authori- ties In not a few cases they have communicated with the commanding
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
The New A0e

Fond Papa-"Well, son, what did you learn in school today?" Son "Aw, not much, dad. We hadda cou- pie of two reelers in history. three reel travelogue in geography, and a split reel nature study. They used to give us a wild West pitcher once in while, but they don't do it no more.' Widow.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

of the WoIcott. where he has been coming for many years, to hear one man condole with another over the death of his father, seventy-hve years old.
 He died of old age" the grieving one said
 "Old age?a broke in Mir Bruce. in- dignantly. "Old age? Why, I am eighty years old-or young-myself My mother lived to be ninety-six years old. my father was past ninety when he went on and I have an uncle living and in good hea,th at one hundred and
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Earliest Clocks.

The earliest clocks built in the balance model of those in use today, viz: train of wheels aetuated by spring or weight and provided with a governor which regulates the speed would seem to have come into use in Europe during the thirteenth cen tury. The next example of the bal. ance clock was that put up in the clock tower of Westminster in 12S8, with six big golden bells which were VIII.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Worry List.

A worrying woman once made a list of the possible unfortunate events and happenings which she felt sure would come to pass and ee disastrous to her happiness and welfare. The list was lost, and to her amazement, she recovered it, long time after wards, and found that not a single ur- fortunate prediction in the whole cata- logue of disasters had been realized.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

back guarantee that each spoonfui will clean your sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know 1t next morn- ing, because you will wake up feel ing fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless ane cannot salivate. Give it to your chfl- dren. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dan gerous calomel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

officer direct. without the knowledge of the husband. to whom such behav- for causes some anxiety.
 Tt Is far better for the wives to remain in Canada with friends than to come here on an off chance of seeing their husbands and then spending sev- eral months among strangers Van. eouyer World
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme.

Two young Irishmen in Canadian regiment were going into the trenches for the first time. and their captain promised them five shillings each for every German they killed.
 Pat lay down to rest. while Mick per formed the duty of watching. Pat had by Mick shouting:
 '.They're comin'i They're comin' :" "Who's eomin'?' shouts Pat.
 "'Fhe Germans" replies Mick.
 "How many are there?'
 About fifty thousand
 "Begorra," shouts Pat. jumping up and grabbing his rife, our fortunes made .s-London Opinion.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Now She's AnarY.

He-I wonder what the meaning of that picture is? The youth and the maiden are in tender attitude
 She-Oh. don't you see? He has just asked her to marry him. and she is accepting him. How sweet What does the artist call the picture2
 He Cooking abouD-Oh. I see. It's written on card at the bottom Sold"
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Thrift TholIoht.

Get the thrift habit-the broad thrift habit now; practice it though.- fully: waste not the little things; find the joy that a growing bank account brings; invest your savings safely and proftably; remember tomorrow but forget not today; spend for the things that last and find the secret of the broader thrift that makes for better living. It is the only thrift worth while.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

four This old age is tommy rot. al- though I suppose people cant live long around here They should come to my country. where the years are held in leash"
 And that is-?"
 Halifax county. Va, suh. as I've said. New York Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
THEIR WIVES MAKE TROUBLE
Want to See Husbands-They Reduce Efficiency.

Mainly on the ground that their pres- enoe tends to hamper efficiency in tho Canadian forces in England and France. the agents-general in London of the provinces of Canada, assembled in conference and passed a resolution calling upon the provincial govern ments to take prompt steps to discour-
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
YEARS ARE HELD IN LEASH
IT You Would Live Long Go Over to Halifax County, Va, and Hear
 Mir. Thomas Bruce.

If any of these authorities on what
 constitutes old age are in the vicinity
 will they please drop around to the
 Wolcot hotel and discuss the matter with Thomas E. Bruce of Halifax coun-
 ty. Va? MT. Bruce. who is eighty years young. has some definite ideas on the subject, and he knows where
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

age officers and soldiers wives from going to London until the end of the war
 There are more than three thou sand wives Of officers and men of the Canadian forces now in the United Kingdom" one agent-general said. ad- dressing the conference. and under stand this number is to be increased during the next two or three months at rate of upwards of one thousand a week.
 Immediately they arrive they con- municate with their husbands, who
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

the years may be successfully interned so that they are hifmless.
 That beneheent spot is Halifax coun- ty, Va, suh! It is beyond doubt the most wonderful spot on the whole green earth. If Metchnikof, who made goats milk popular by discover ing that the Bulgarians who drank it managed to live long time. had only gone to Halifax county instead, there would be less artificial buttermilk on the market now.
 Believe all of this from MT. Bruce. The other day he halted in the foyer
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
SKIN T0RTURES That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Re- lieved by Cuticura-Trial Free.

t takes about ten minutes to prove that hot bath with Cuticura Soap followed by gentle applications of Cuticura Ointment will afford relief and point to speedy heaiment of eczemas, itehings and irritations. They nre ideal for all toilet purposes.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Ancient History.

T wonder who started the first fam fly lrow?" queried the leap-year bride.
 q believe it was Adam and Eve when they started to raise Cain," re- piled what she had married.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
The Spring Was Missing.

Guest-Here. waiter; thought or. dered spring chicken.
 Waiter-Yassah, an dat am jis' what l done brought yo', sah.
 Guest-Well, if it is. it must have been matched from a hard-boiled egg.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Baldhe aded.

You've got to he pretty smooth to get to the top nowadays
 Yes. and you usually get smooth on top after you get there"
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Joy That Endures.

There Is no greater joy than to be minded to make others happy and then to be reminded that you have done 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Just the Difference.

An idle dollar is still worth dol lar. but an idle fellow is worth just a little less than nothing.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Could Oenend on Her Anyway

"Is she reliable?" Absolutely. You can always depend upon her being just about thirty minutes late. e.'-Life.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
Might Have a Bearinq.

"iS a deed good if drawn on Sun day?"
 VI dunno. They do say the better the day the better the deed"
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

When fool doesn't act like fool he fools lot of other people
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

STOP $. THOSE SHARP SHOOTING PAINS
 Femenina" IS the wonder worker for all female disorders. Price tI co and soc ASA ai
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

Red Cross Ball Blue, made in America, therefore the best, delights the housewife. All good grocers. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

one of the best gr9les of Italian cheese k sold only after il haS been seasoned for at least four years.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23

Lots of men who have an aim in life lack ambition.
The Monticellonian., 1917-08-23
MEMBERSHIPS
 " (H1LL IONIC Sold 47 ForN Chi1s and Fever Also Fine General Ocmd $1OO

How, Indeed? "How can you expect to marry my daughter when you have no money?' .'How could you expect me to marry her if 1 did have ?+Judge.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
MAY DEPART FROM
ELIGIBLE LISTS

protection for Wahiawa the civil serv-
ice commission met this noon and
i passed an amendment to section /.
rule 8, making IL possible for the chief
Of police TO appoint police officers
/ temporarily for period not to. exceed
three months if no enc on the eligible
list is available. The amendment pro-
Tides, however. that the appointees
must be approved by the commission.
For several months Wahiawa, or
-'BloodtoTn," as il is more commonly
called, has been absolutely without
police protection and as a result rob
berries and many other crimes have
occurred at frequent intervals. Be-
caHSe of the terrible conditions there
the army department announced that
If the municipal government did not
do something at once the department
would, and so the commission met this
rCOn and passed the amendment.
The amendment, CT course, applied
to both the police and fire depart
Rents and reads as follows: Appoint
fnent, however, may be made by
heads OF either department temporal
lily, subject to passing an examination,
IL, in their Judgment, no one on the
eligible lists capable to fulfill the
duties of the office then vacant, such
appointments to be subject to the ap.
prevail of the commission and is for
a period not to exceed three calendar
months; provided further, that before
Such appointment is made, the head
of departments shall notify the COM
mission in writing, the position to be
filled and the name of the prospective
appointee." =
The section itself does not permit
a temporary position to be for more
than two days each week. ~.
Mayor Lane said this morning that
he had taken the Wahiawa situation
up with A. M. Brown, city and county
attorney, and asked him to see Gen.
F. s. Strong, commander of the Ha-
waiian department, and come to mu-
tual agreement. ~.....
Gen, Strong said he has been wait
ing for the municipal government to
act but unless action is taken immedi.
ately he will not allow the soldiers to
visit the town. .: ~.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
PADDEN VERDICT
IS NOT GUILTY

Out about ten minutes, the circuit
ecaTt jury brought in a verdict of not
guilty this morning In the case of II.
NJ. Padden arraigned on a year-old
statutory charge involving 13-year-old
Elizabeth Tells Of police court no
toriety in a more recent and similar
case from which the defendant was
also discharged The girl admitted on
the stand that she was I'm the habit
OF going out with whoever asked her.
She Is large for her age.
Attorney w. j. Sheldon excused
himself from his duties as prosecutor
in police court for the day to defend
and free his client Deputy County
Attorney Christy took the police court
calender for the day.
Insufficient evidence to convict was
the chief reason for the discharge.
Mounted Officer Kramer, who first dis
covered the girl in Kapiolani PARK
February 4, 1916, the day Of the al
legged occurrence, testified that she
was in a sorry condition.
II will be remembered that another
defendant, moving picture man.
since left for the coast, was tried and
discharged for a similar charge. max
ing three that have been released.
Elizabeth Is now in the girls Industrial
school. #tf@."s r. .,....
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
blue BOOK IS
MUCH DEPLETED

PARIS, France.-The statistics OF
the Partisan blue book" called Tout
Paris" for 1917 show $500 men killed
on the field of battle out of total of
81 ,564 names composing what is under
stood as Partisan society noble, arts.
tocratic and simple bourgeois in
cluded
More than five hundred of the dead
possessed genuine titles of nobility
and among them were three princes
Prince Ernest d'Ardenberg Prince
Louis Murat, a defendant from Napo-
Icons Marshall, and Prince Henry de
Polignae. There are in the number
the three Dukes de Caylus, de Lorge
and the de Rohan, the latter a mem.
Der of the Chamber of Deputies. The
rest of the 522. titled Parisians who
have died for the country comprise
twenty-four marquises, 40 counts, III
Eiscounts, and 81 .barons.
Paris society has thus far lost 43
Generals and 119 Colonies. From
civil life the legal profession has fur
nished the greatest sacrifice with 100
dead, followed by the writing craft
with lie. st
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
DRINK HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean, sweet
and fresh inside, and
i are seldom ill.,

II you are accustomed to wake up
with a coated tongue, foul breath or
dull, dizzy headache; or, IL your
meals sour and turn into gas and
acids, you have real surprise await.
ing YOU, 49,. ~
Tomorrow morning. Immediately
upon arising, drink q glass Of hot
water with teaspoonful OF limestone
phosphate in it. This Is intended to
first neutralize and then wash out of
your stomach, liver, kidneys and
thirty feet of intestines all the indi-
gestible waste, poisons, sour bile and
toxins, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary canal.
Those subject to sick headaches,
backaehe, bilious attacks, constipation
or any form of stomach trouble, are
urged to get quarter pound Of lime.
stone phosphate from the drug store
and begin enjoying this morning In
side-bath. 1t is said that men and
women who try this become enthu-
siastic and keep it up daily. 1t is q
splendid health measure for 1t Is more
important to keep clean and pure on
the inside than on the outside, because
the skin pores do not absorb impuri-
ties into the blood, causing disease,
while the bowel pores do.
The principle OF bathing inside is
not new, as millions of people practise
1t. Just as hot water and soap cleanse.
purify and freshen the skin, so hot
water and teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos-
phate is an inexpensive white powder
and almost tasteless. ADV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

Hawaiian Post No. 81. Veterans of
Foreign Wars, has its regular meet
ing tonight. -. ...g il"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
ALIEN MANiANDLED =
FOR INSULT TO WILSON
I'M GREELEY THEATRE

GREELY, Colo.-Because he had
made sighting remarks about the
president Of the United States, George
Frederickson, 35, foreigner, was Sc
roughly handled by mob Of infuriat
ed citizens in front of a moving pic,
ture theater that the police had to
interfere and take him to the city
Jail for safe keeping.
When picture of the president was
thrown on the screen in the theater,
coupled with some patriotic sentiment,
Frederickson cried out an insulting re-
mark, and the next instant was set
upon by those who heard it, dragged
from the house, and was being severe
ly handled when the police came to
his rescue.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

Six on-contested divorce cases are
scheduled for Judge Kemp's court this
afternoon. t.. -. ..=.. 1892.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
GUARD At ARSENAL =
JAiLS coMMANDANT
tn ....... LACKING PAeS GARD

ROCK ISLAND, Ill-After- dinner
col. George w. Burr, commandant at
the Rock Island arsenal, started to
walk around one of the big manufac.
turing shops. A new guard halted
him at the point Of gun and asked
for his identification card He had
none. Despite the fact that the COM
mandant endeayored to explain his
identity he was placed under arrest
and locked up in the cellhouse. 1t
was some time before the guards
mistake was discovered and Colonel
Burr released He commended the
act of the guard. 5..s..-.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
YACHT CLUB ROWS OVER 49,.
PROPOSAL TO ExPEL THE KAISER

BOSTON, Mass. = The Western
Yacht Club has had a stormy session
over the question of expelling the
kaiser, who is an honorary member.
The matter was finally dropped when
a bylaw was recalled that provided.
that a member against whom charges
are made must be given a hearing
The kaiser was elected a member as
q compliment for Germany's hospi-
tally to American yachtmen in 1917
during the Sender races at Kiel for
the Emperor William cup. --.-.....
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
GIRL KIDNAPPED BY eYPsIEs
ESCAPES AND OBTAINS HELP

FAIRBURY, Neb. - Claiming she
had been kidnapped from her home
at Green City, Mo-, by band of
gypsies, Dina Jones, I3 years old,
yesterday appeared at a farmhouse
near Diller, Neb., and asked for pro-
lection from her captors, band Of
twelve, whom she said had abused
her. -|.N ?" r. <>,z~ -
She was brought to Fairbury, by
Sheriff Rowles. An effort will be
made to locate her parents, who, she
says; are either at Hannibal or Kan
sas City. The gypsies, who have been
camping near Diller, have disappear
ed. 49,. .-.. -. 49, ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

4 daughter was born today to Mr..
and Mrs. NJ. Vasconcellos of 1889 XII
nau lane
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

Excelsior Lodge, /. -. o. F.. meets
tonight for regular business which
will be followed by. a whist tourna
ment
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27
ATTORNEY GEORGE A. DAVIS
MUST NOT GLARE IN COURT

In the case of the two Japanese wo-
men versus the Korea Maru, in which
Attorney George A: Davis is one of
the proctors, the latter was severely
. called down. for ''glaring" at the wit
nesses by Judge Vaughan. who has
issued an order making such actions
punishable as for contempt. The case
was taken to the ship for while yes.
terday afternoon and was continued
this morning in federal court. 5.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

Notice of a divorce suit has been
filed by Attorney W. c, Achi. counsel
I for Julia Kakee. plaintiff, versus Jo-
seph Kahee. alleging desertion.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

When his gears jammed James
Kauanui of the Mutual Telephone Co.,
lost control of his car and backed 1t
through the window Of Y. Akau's store
on King street, near Desha lane,
smashing the window and about $50
worth OF crockery displayed in it.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-03-27

Attorney General l. NJ. Stainback
and Superintendent of Schools H. w.
Kinney are going to Kauai Thursday
to appear in the well known Brown
case, which has been reopened by
Judge Diekey upon motion OF Attor-
ney Stainback. 1t will be remembered
that Judge Dickey recently oyerruled
their demurrer.