The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1917-01-09
Difficulties of a
Scientist
He Narrowly Escapes
Hanging
By F. A. mitchell

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University hall examining some theses
Of students on the antiquity of man
when a sweep entered and deposited a
box. When 1t was opened 1t was
found to contain a lawbone and a lei
ter.
Professor Dibbley dropped the lette;
and snatched up the bone.
Thank heaven, the teeth are pre-
servedr' he remarked as he flashed his
eyes on them, and, taking up a nj.
+, croscope, he brought 1t to bear On
every tooth, every protrusion of the
bone.
There was knock at the door
heard any Of them, so intent was he
on his treasure. Finally he babe til,
knocker enter. Professor HOLSTER
came in.
"Hollister," cried Dibbley excitedly.
"what do you suppose Bowers has sent
us? The jaw of a prehistoric man.
They've struck one of those caves that
abound In Europe and have added
one jawbone-the first discovered in
America-to the worlds collection Of
relics of the men Of the old stone
age"
"What racer
Every like the Neanderthal."
"How do yon known
by the teeth. They are all In place"
"Let me see, where do you archaeo-
logic gentlemen place the Neanderthal
sman?"
HE fiourshed at least $4,000 years
ago; probably further back than that"
you'll have to go out there and ex-
anime the cave yourself. We must re-
port the matter at once"
There are explicit directions as to
the location Of the cave" replied Dib-
bley, taking up another paper which
he had not noticed.
Professor Dibbley reported the find
and the same evening was on train
speeding westward. So long as he
was in car under the care Of the con-
ductor and the porter, with a dining
car next forward from which to draw
food, the professor was all right. He
was so engrossed In bones and stones
the students called him Archie. which
they considered an Authorization Of
archaeologist-that he was utterly def
cient of the common affairs of life. A
facetious sophomore asserted that he
must be Of the canine species himself,
he was so addicted to bones. But
when Professor Dibbley was put out
of the train In the Rocky mountains to
shift for himself he was like a child
who had not learned to walk. There
were a few houses near the station,
and before one Of them a horse, sad
died and bridled, stood without mas
ter. A rough looking man came along,
and the professor asked him II the
horse could be hired. The man gave
a mouse and assured him that 1t could
A brief interview followed, at the end
Of which Dibbley gave the man IS and
took the horse on which to ride to the
cave.
The professor mounted the beast
with difficulty and set out on a jog
trot, stopping occasionally to hold his
directions up against his glasses. he
had difficulty in following them, and,
meeting a girl of the country mounted
on a mule, he appealed to her for infor-
nation. An interview ended in her
Offering to show him the way.
What y goin' thar for?" she asked.
THAT cave" said the professor, in
the beginning remembering that he
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getting 1t. contains the bones of a
man Of great antiquity, at least $4,000
years."
"That beats the old Teller In the BIZ
BILE, don't itT
Several races occupied Europe sue
cessively." continued the professor,
''some of them being hundreds of thou
sands of years.
Lord. save us! What kind of lookin'
things was they?'
Something like an ape, small facial
angle. heavy protrusions over the
eyes. But the latest race of men who
lived In the stone age were not so I'M
like modern civilized men as might be
supposed"
How old was tbeyT
They are placed by archaeologists
at 10000 to 1900 years."
"Geewillikins! Was the women that
old too"
"Of course"
The girl looked sidewise at the pro-
fessor pityingiy. She wondered how
q person with an upset brain had been
permitted to get or by himself to talk
about people thousands of years old.
Presently there was a sound of horses
hoofs galloping behind them. The girl
turned and saw a horseman coming
lickety split. When he reached the
two wayfarers he refined In. They
heard an ominous click and the words
Hands upr The professor turned
and looked at a ferocfous party cover
ing him with an immense revolver.
The girl spurred her horse between the