The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1917-03-01
HERALDs
Items That Are Not Intended
to Hit or Miss Anyone But
Just to Tel You


That If gold is scarce you might
bring US a spud on subscription.
That March came in colder n
thunder, but It may quit ike a
lamb.
That if we profit by the mis-
takes of others, we dOn't have TO
make them ourselves.
That when universal service hits
us, what rank do you wantl A
eoloneley would about fit Us.
That some peoples hides are so
thick you can take II off layer BY
layer and they never miss II.
That the youth who has learned
the value of efficiency service
Is playing the winning hand.
There viii not be services at the
Lutheran church in this city next
Sunday, owing to the measle epi-
emie.
That it's in order to cheer up.
The weather man promises gentle
zephyrs and fairer skies for a
spell
That when al other measures
fail, we might ill the army up on
raw onions and sick them onto the
enemy
That it is strange, indeed, no
one has thought to harness the
shark and employ it in submarine
warfare
That It was Nezperee speed
and pluck which won the basket
ball games here Friday and Satur-
day night.
That if yOu have nothing good
to say of the other fellow, it's
time to shut up till you are called /
on to talk.
That Henry Ford says the gov
ernment can have his entire plant 4
in the event Of war. Perhaps Mr..
Bryan viii enlist.
That the truths of the Bible
are everlasting, and there is a pas
sage therein which says the meek
shall inherit the earth.
That we have almost negotiated
the second Of that series Of Is
hard winters promised mother +
earth by the French sage
That even the cows recognize
the general upward tendency and
are giving less milk for the
of feed allotted them.
That Uncle Sam s threat to land !
some Of the paper price j0bbers
in Jail at least put brake on the j,
sky-roeket trend Of that COM
That, FWhat is lief" inquiries :
IN inquisitive reader. And right {
here we baIk. We're hanging on
Ike grim death and asking no fool
questions.
That Fl. g. Sasse's Enterprise {
Keeps the little city Of Ferdinand !,
rery much on the map because it ;
las the soul Of a man and eff 4
.iency behind it. s
That having exhausted every :.
Their subject for sensational sIush. p
ertain newspaper writer's are now a
in the kindergarten pas =
ime Of modelling the boy scouts
1r war.
"That you can't make a silk +,
urse Of a sow's ear, said the c
rophet of the seandalmonger, =
nd a seandalmonger is one who a
eddles evil reports Of his neigh 2
or and reyels in it. a
That under date Of Nezperee, :.
iaho, an eastern paper publishes :.
re following story, and we feel =
lmewhat peeved at Mrs. Baringer b
n not giving us the item, but we 3 3
rint it now for the benefit Of our
.aders Gasoline lamps are used
? 8lrs. W. II. Baringer to length q,
/ the working day Of her hens.
rs. Baringer lights the lamps at
K o'clock IN the morning in the re,
inter months and keeps them d
ybted until 8 80 p. m. In this
ay she says she increases the ".
z output Of her flocks. Mrs. inc
iringer says a hen can't see to
ratch her dinner out Of the lit :"
+ before 5 a. m. nor after 3 30 tri'
m, which leaves only rs hours dat
r Biddy TO work. BY adding to
e hens working hours, Mrs. ne
ringer declares, the efficiency uur
the egg-making machine is in 81.
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