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The Irish standard., 1917-05-26

CHURCH HAS DIAMOND JUBILEE.
st. Andrews church, better known
as the Little Church of Newspaper
Row." at City Hall place and Duane
street, New York City, on Sunday be-
gan the celebration of it's diamond
jubilee. The celebration will continue
through the week, terminating with a
general reunion Of parishioners and
friends at the close of the MONDAY
Mass next Saturday.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
STATEMENT OF THE OWNERSHIP.
MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION,


AUGUST "a, 1912.
or The Irish Standard, Published Each
Week ut minneapolis, Mimi, for
April l., 1917, state of Minne-
sofa, County of Aennepin.
Before me. a Notary Public in ana
for the state and county aforesaid. per-
sonally appeared II. NJ. Reichel who.
having been duly sworn according to
Editor OF The Irish Standard and that
the following is Ito the best of his
Knowledge and belief true statement
daily paper. the circulation), etc., Of
the aforesaid publication for the date
shown in the above caption. required
in Section 443, Postal Laws and Regu-
lations, printed on the reverse of this
form. no, to.Wit:
the publisher, editor. managing. editor
and business managers are: Publisher.
M9rtnern Pr'n Mfr a rnblishing
Reichel; managing editor. II. M. Reichel:
business manager, none.
and address ss Of individual' oWners. or
If a corporation, give it's name and tho
names and addresses Of stockholders
Of the t%ta hoi amount pr s se% o1s
Murphy, Minneapolis Minnesota; D. NJ.
Ryan, Minneapolis, Minnesota; r. NJ.
D.. That the known bondholders.
mortgages, and other security holders
OWNING; or or holding hg l per cent Of total
securities are-if there are none, SO
state.
d. THAT the two paragraphs next
above, giving the names of the owners,
stockholders. and security. holders, II
E aa secu nay hede sf OF as Ssy
appear upon the books of the company
but Also in cases where the stockhold-
er or security holders appear upon the
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26

There is no danger of dethrone-
ment of the Hohenzollerns of Ger
many. Let me emphasize-peace talk
in America will only prolong the war.
Germany will have constitutional
reforms-perhaps in the near future.
But there isn't the slightest reason
for believing that such reforms will
impose the cars fate on the kaiser
and his line"
A Parents Biessinq.
A feature of the patriotic meeting
at Plymouth, Wis, last week, which
brought tears to the eyes of many,
was the reading of telegram sent
by M. H. Hand, a Plymouth citizen,
to his son, Gilbert p, a student at
Notre Dame College. Young Hand
wrote his parent for consent to en-
list. His father wired:
Your mother raised her boy to be
soldier when his country needs him.
May God bless YOU
The boys father is of Irish blood !;
his mother of German descent.
Let Subject Nations Decide Their
Political Destiny.
New York, May 8-International
Peace day, May is, the birthday of The
Hague tribunal is to be celebrated
even more widely than usual by peace
advocates throughout the United
States this year. The Emergency
Peace Federation has sent out from
it's home Office, 20 Fifth Avenue, New
York, 5000 letters calling for mass
meetings, school meetings and parlor
meetings to discuss peace and prob
lens arising out of our present war.
I'm time of war prepare for peace
was the keynote OF this letter, which
is signed by Leila Faye Secor, secre-
tary of the organization.
1t is urged that each of these meet
ings shall pass resolutions asking the
United States government to state
definitely the terms upon which it
would be willing to make peace, as
President Wilson demanded that the
European belligerents do in his mes
sage of December IS.
Rebecca Shelly field secretary of
the Emergency Peace Federation has
issued the following appeal:
For the sake of agonizing humanity
which still calls to us across the bar
riers of nationalism, let us on this
Peace Day pledge anew our allegiance
to the ideal of international co-opera-
ton. Let us not despair because this
ideal has not yet been realized.
Let us rahtre courageously resolve
to learn from the mistakes of the past.
Let us ask for such concrete peace
terms which do not bear in themselves
the seeds of future wars.
Let us rather courageously resolve
that no nation shall retain territory
acquired by CONQUEST, that no punt
tive indemnities shall be demanded
and that the people themselves in the
small and subject nations shall decide
their own political and economic des.
tiny, and their alliances with the
stronger nations"
For Work on Farms.
Secretary of Labor Wilson is call.
ing for an army of 100000 lads be.
tween the ages Of Is and 10 to serve
in the Boys Working Reserve, u. S
A." to work on farms.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
CONVERT ORDAINED.

Another ex-Anglican clergyman, the
Rev. w. Bisset- Carrie, M. A., was
raised to the priesthood. Father Car
rie is native of England, and a grad
uate of Cambridge University. AS an
Anglican clergyman he worked in
England and in various places in
Queensland, and just prior to his con.
version he was rector of Sandgate,
Queensland. He was ordained by Bish-
op She'll at Northampton, Queensland,
in which diocese he will now labor.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
THE NokoMIs STATE BANK.
1922 E. lake ST.

If old Nokomis of Hiawatha fame
had sauntered into Minneapolis via
Cedar Ave. on Saturday he would have
found a perry handsome building at5
Lake street dedicated to the honor Of
his name-the Nokomis State Bank
And within he would have found an
elegant and spacious banking room
with full equipment of modern facili-
ties, including vaults large enough to
take care of all the wampum of his
whole tribe. If he wanted insurance
of any kind or desired to invest in a
Liberty bond he would find the neces-
sary accommodations therefor. Things
have changed somewhat since my last
visit" he surely would have remarked
to the expert pale-face tinanciers in
charge OF the busy work of opening
day. Many expressions Of good will
in the form Of floral offerings from
other banking institutions and from
personal friends were in evidence. In
supreme command was o. A. Ander-
son, president, with fifteen years Of
successful banking experience to his
credit covering the whole range of it's
activities-the last being the presi-
dency Of the Citizens State Bank of
Irene, S. d. The cashier is John e.
Enquist, young man who has served
a rigorous apprenticeship with the
American Realty Co; with l.. e. Carr,
formerly of the Minneapolis State
Bank, as assistant. Thomas K. Kelly,
president OF the Goth St. Bank, one of
the shrewdest and most progressive
tinanciers of the city, is a vice presi-
dent. The continuous and rapid
growth OF this section of South Mime
apolis is the explanation OF the original
establishment of this promising young
ster in the family OF Minneapolis fiscal
enterprises.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
OLDEST CARDINAL OF CHURCH.

A religious ceremony has just taken
place in the cathedral of Montpelier,
in the South of France, in honor of the
forty-third anniversary of the episco-
pal conservation of Cardinal de Row.
erie de Cabrieres, Bishop of the d.
Geese. His Eminence is the Oldest
member of the Sacred College, having
been born in May, 1880, and conse-
quently we'll advanced in his 87th year.
Belonging to distinguished family, he
was the pupil of Pere dixon, the cele.
brated Assumptionist. He entered the
seminary of st. Sulpice in Paris, and
was ordained priest in 1853, and some
four years ago celebrated the diamond
Jubilee of his priesthood.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
FIRST PRIEST TO RECEIVE HOLY
ORDERS IN NEW ENGLAND.

May 80 of this year will be the
hundredth anniversary of the ordina-
ton of the first priest to receive the
sacrament of Holy Orders Mn New
England, the Rev. Denis Ryan, who
spent a good portion of his priestly
life on the Catholic missions in Maine
especially at Whitefield in Damaris-
Gotta.
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
E.. SCHATZLEIN

Auto Accessories, Suit Cases, Travel
ing Bags and Trunks, Leather Goods
of All Kinds, Harnesses Made and
Repaired, Auto Tires Double Threaded
by New and Better Process (Not
Sewed).
GOO WEST LAKE ST,
The Irish standard., 1917-05-26
The Irish Standard Preferred Parish Trading List

THE MERCHANTS Whose in
YouA
Paper.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05


The man Of Tomorrow 1 think | can see.
A part of the makeup, and just what he'll
be-
Not ignorant, nor learned, but the type of
mankind
Who can rustic living and not run behind.
He need not be spendthrift, or miser, or
crank;
He need not depend on running a bank;
But labor he must, ere he stands, or he sits
For the man of Tomorrow can't live by his
wits.
But instead, must be fit to work at a trade,
Not shiftless mechanic, but one of first
grade,
Or a man who can handle team or a pillow
And get the results; that's the kind we
need now
He'll starye if he wants to trade houses or
But must off with his coat where they re
needing a hand.
All his cunning and graft he will then lay
aside
And be producer, where'er he abide.
The man of Tomorrow, out of college or
school,
Must not think the world, as in past, is a
fool
That something for nothing will soon come
his way.
That's but dreaming of what he could do
yesterday.
e. a. Barns, in Oregon journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
ALEssoN OF THE WAR.

If the energy and resources now be-
ing expended in this country on the
war had been brought into play in
time of peace the United States
would long ago have led the world in
every department of business and en-
terprise.
The war has shown that by CO.
ordinated and centralized action the
whole economic structure can with
out disaster be altered to a degree
that before the war no economist
would have supposed possible. We
have witnessed economic miracles.
With something like half the workers,
and that half the best, drawn from
production. the remainder not only
can maintain the life of the country
at standard which is materially
better on the whole than that which
obtained before the war, but they can
supply the vast quantity of material
needed for the war itself.
An obvious conclusion, says the New
Republic, is that if the present work.
ers instead of being engaged upon the
production of mountains of shells and
war material, to be Immediately de-
stroyed, were engaged upon the pro-
duction of things which made for the
common welfare; and If to that source
of increase were added the labor of
those now under arms, the amount
of wealth available for distribution, if
properly distributed, would create
standard of living in the country so
different in degree from the old as to
be different in kind. It is universally
admitted that before the war no econ
omist would have pronounced what
has actually occurred as possible.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

When the war with Germany began
the first doctrine preached was that
of economy. The immediate result of
that was a violent contraction in GER
tain cases, and a Elimination of pur-
chases on the theory that in no other
way could the problems of the war be
met. Fortunately, there have been
clear-headed men who have under
taken to preach the gospel of business
as usual" pointing out the dangerous
effects of unnecessary economy. The
time has not passed when this propa-
ganda should be permitted to lapse.
There must be preached continuously
the necessity not only of business as
usual, but business better than usual,
and the necessity of rational economy
only.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
TRAWELETTE
The CLYDE.
BY NIKsAH

To the world in general mention of
the Clyde calls forth a vision of ship
ping lists and bills of lading, for in
Scotland the Tweed, the obscure and
improbable, receives all the glory of
aIlusion in poem and song, while the
Clyde, her far more gifted sister, has
merely the fame of trade. Neverthe-
less the Clyde is one of the most
beautiful and inspiring of Scottish
waterways. 1t is, so to speak, not one
river, but three, SO wholly different
are it's character and destiny at diff
ferent parts. For miles below its
mountain origin the river presents an
aspect, primitive and beautiful, and
the moors, farms and orchards that
line the banks are unchanged from
what they must have been when the
Covenanters sheltered in the deep
ravines.
Then at Blantyre commerce claims
her, and she becomes the river the
world knows-that builds and bears
the ships of all nations, After flow
ing thru Glasgow the river changes
yet again and broadens out into the
estuary, the Firth of Clyde, pnequalled
by any other approach into Europe.
1t is Glasgow's boast that she has
made the Clyde, for since the deepen
ing of its channel this river has be-
come the backbone of the nation and
Is now one of the greatest shipbuild-
! ing centers of the world. Before the
outbreak of the world war nearly all
| the high speed cross channel service
was maintained by Clyde built yes
sells, and as the center of yacht build
ing it had no rival For war the
Clyde has in the past provided the
British admiralty with almost every
class of fighting ship and contributed
to the navies of nearly every maritime
state in the world.
Today the C,lyde is again doing her
share in straining every nerve to COM
bat the submarines by putting out
more vessels for the allies. In the
great shipyards of Glasgow new ships
are springing to life amidst the furious
din of a thousand hammers, and there
seems to be every probability that she
will prove equal to the emergency she
| defies.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

Henry Allen probably placed his
finger on the weak point of the war
situation when in his talk before the
Topeka Press club he declared that
what the entente allies need is a SUI
preme head for the direction of their
war activities AS the forces opposing
Germany are at present constituted
and directed it would be impossible
for them to execute a movement such
as the Germans carried out on the
Italian front. The armies of the CEN
trail powers are subject to the orders
of one man and that man is the kaiser.
There may be a war board which
makes plans, but it is the supreme
power of the emperor which causes
these plans to be executed with
promptness and celebrity. 1t is doing
the important thing at the right time
which counts in war as well as in ev-
cry other undertaking. In the plan
ming and execution of Teutonic cam
paigns Emperor Charles, King Ferdi-
nand and the sultan have nothing to
say.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
ON SPUR 4 ri MOMENT
a Little Slice o, Life.

have an inordinate fondness for corned
beef and cabbage,
And my wife. poor thing, she likes them
not.
They smell up the house SO and everything,
And the neighbors all kick.
The other day low-brow friend of mine
Invited me to his restaurant and said:
Come at o'clock and bring your appetite
with you"
Which l did, and we had corned beef and
cabbage,
And We wallowed in it, defying Hoover
And DR.. Woods Hutchinson and Horace
Fletcher
And everybody who has good sense about
food.
We ate until 8 80 and when 1 went home
at
was still dazed and soggy and uncomfort-
able.
Ny wife, who was conducting a fall drive
For a new Hudson seal coat, met me at
the door,
And she said: II have got the grandest
surprise;
We are going to have corned beef and cab
bage for dinner.
The neighbors are away for the day"
Nieghbors never did have any sense.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

see, Di, I was afraid you didn't want
to play Juliet to my Romeo"
what NONSENSE Diana returned.
Then you did not refuse to take
the part?"
81 surely did not, Earl. How could
1 when it was not offered me?
simply had no choice in the matter"
The young man turned and looked
searchingly into the girls flushed
face. Had 1 known that 1 would
not have agreed to be Romeo" he
said slowly.
What difference would that make ?
OF course you would have taken it."
mo, DIANA" he denied quickly. ut
would have made no end of difference
to me. It's all right now that 1 know
how it was, but 1 did feel rather cut
up to think you would go back on
me that way"
How could you think it," the girl
responded, then-"Itss all right now
as you say, but was afraid you were
tired of playing leading man with me
as leading lady, and that did hurt a
little. We are such old friends, you
know"
The young man paused again look
ing earnestly into her face. Diana, -
he began gravely, don't you know
that you are, and always will be, the
only leading lady in the 'v-orld-for
me?''
Then suddenly the day grew bright
for Diana despite the fog She was
feeling unusually we'll and as for the
Doleful Dumps, they were altogether
thing of the past.-(Copyright 1917,
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

The county commissioners are pre-
pairing to place gravel on a section of
the Silver Lake road. Probably it
will not be long until it will be nee
eesary to replace this with something
presenting a harder surface. Heavy
trucks are coming into use for much
of the transportation business of the
country. On short hauls they are
destined to fill, in large measure. the
place of the railroads. The demand
for highways which will support
heavy vehicles of this kind cannot be
long resisted. Recently a citizen of
Topeka, moving to Kansas City, en-
ployed auto trucks to carry his house
hold goods. instead of consigning
them to the railroad.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

The United States has always dealt
generously with a vanquished foe
We shall deal generously with Ger
many and yet we shall not stand in
the way of enforcing justice from
that nation in her settlement with
those nations she has so grievously
wronged. We dealt generously with
Mexico. with the south. with Spain.
With the Philippines. and. when an
Indemnity was imposed upon China
after the Boxer outbreaks, we prompt
" RENTED all our share except the
amounts necessary to reimburse
Americans who had sustained loss.
The other nations which participated
in that indemnity have recently re-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

Reports from Washington are to
the effect that Admiral Capps is
proving persona non grata to some of
his associates and that an effort will
be made to displace him as president
Of the shipping corporation. If the
shipping board could only produce
ships as prolifically as it develops
controversies, We could sing 'Colum-
bia, the Gem of the Ocean," with both
truth and feeling.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

Prof. Sap Spradlen made flying trip
to Tickville last week, where he made
a trade for a globe map of the world.
He will use this in his argument with
the Trustees of the Wild Onion School
that the world is round. In the past
he has been teaching the flat system,
using the flat maps of the geography
The globe secured by the teacher is
rather old, having been used for sew
eral years at Tickville and will have
to be remodeled here and there, the
world having underwent considerable
Improvement since then.-Hogwallow
Correspondence.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

mitted their claims in recognition of
China's severing of relations with
Germany. Germany's claim, of course,
has been forfeited. When the war is
over we shall join other nations in de-
handing that Germany make good
the damage she has done but history
will not record any act of oppressive
nature in which we shall have a
share
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

with horror and anger. Then she
cried:
Sara Ann, what on earth have you
done?"
Sara Ann retrieved her cap from a
sea of gravy. and grunted:
IT'S the dinner things, muml And
oh, mum, what a good thing 1 hadn't
washed 'em up!"
At a trial in Baltimore a youth
full physician was summoned as wit
ness and naturally in the cross exam
ination a lawyer seized the occasion
to be So rcastic.
Are you" demanded the lawyer
entirely familiar with the symptoms
of conclusion of the BRAIN"
The young physician replied, Yes,
sir; I am"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
THE SEARcELTGIT
latest News from the Fields of
SCIENCE. EDUCATION. INvENTIoN
Chinese Iron.

Few people think of China as n
land Of unexplored and almost un-
known natural resources, yet such In
the case. Peopled by the most num-
erous Of single nations, dwelling
under what is perhaps the oldest of
ordinations, there is still much to be
discovered" in the Chinese Republic.
Recently Investigations into the iron
resources indicate that China NAV be
the great Industrial region of thu fu-
ture, Tor II has the neighborfnR d.
posts OF coal, iron. and flux in enorm-
Gus quantities that have made Other
industrial states mighty. There is =
single iron mine in China, now being
developed by the japanese. which has
an annual production of 600 600 tone
Inc contractors expect to Increase
two years e'"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

That was clever thrust Kerensky
made at England when he inquired as
to-the Whereabouts of the British
fleet. The British public also has
been showing some curiosity in the
matter. Now all together: Where is
that fleet?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

The removal of the German army
from the Russian frontier to Italy
may have been due to a desire to
spend the winter in warmer climate.
Possibly it will be found to be too
warm.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

Then the smart lawyer put a hypo-
thetic case before the doctor in this
way:
If my learned friend. Mr.. Reid and
myself should bang our heads togeth-
er, would we get conclusion of the
brain 2''
The young physician calmly re-
piled, Mr. Reid might"
Madge-If he bored you so, why
didn't you dismiss him?
F1o-I saw the edges of two thea
ter tickets sticking out of his waist
coat pc cket and 1 knew 1 should be
invited.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
Preparing Quinccs.

Every housekeeper knows how
greasy ounce is and how hard II is
to get rid of this grease and fuzz.
Dissolve one tablespoon baking soda
in two quarts cold water, lay the
ounces in for little while then take
a muslin cloth and rub well. Yoy'u
ind that the soda will act as a soap.
the ounces then need not be peeled
in making Jelly
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05
DINNER STORIES
A. Bangi Wallopl

Crash, Bang Wallopl
Mrs. Newmaid rushed out of the
dining room and saw Sara Ann sitting
among the ruins of her best china.
For an instant she was speechless
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-11-05

When your mortal race is run and
the weary watch is done and the time
has come for you to say good night,
when you count your blessings Ger
and add up the earthly score, what
will be your greatest comfort and de-
light? Will it be the boarded gold
that you've clutched with eager hold
Will it be the transient glow of wealth
and gain? No, some kindly little deed
to a brother in his need, or word
that helped to ease hiSsload of pain.
You may chase the dollar mark from
the dawning till the dark, you may
worship it with heart and soul and
mind; but your wealth will fade away
at the close of some short day, and
you'll have to leave its glitter all be-
hind. When it's time to say goodby,
you will sadly wonder why in the
deeds that count the most you've been
so slow; for one kind and helpful
smile will outweigh the sordid pile
that you'll never carry with you when
you go.