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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05
TWO WISHES.

1T is the wish of The Free Press that
the Second Regiment band shall head the
procession and play the tune The Conquer
ing Heroes Come, as the United States
troops march into Berlin and plant the
Stars and Stripes on the kaisers castle .
-Mankato Free Press
1t is the wish of the Gazette that i1nme-
diately following the band shall come Com
pany L of the Second Regiment, and, while
the band plays, that the little old home
company shall beard the lion in his den
or the kaiser under mis- bed and bring him
forth, making record of speed if not of
dignity-as a proof that the world is now
safe for democracy. And may the best
man have hold of the rope as the Kaiser
is led forth!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

And now the New Ulm Review is thank
ing the state press for the advertising its
home town has been getting! Pollyanna
didn't have thing on the Review editor
in this business of being glad.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05
Try our Want AID column.

If you would be popular, make
others believe they know more
than you.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

Oh, for return of the good old custom
OF bringing in bushel of wheat to pay
for years subscription to the great fam
lily Journals gotten out in the "rooral'
districts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

Some men are so mathematically-
minded that they never see brook
without figuring how many highballs
it would make.-Fred Hadley
Heaven help us Fred! What kind do yoU
drink that brook inspires the thought OF
EN-? We are much more inclined to think
of our particular brand when we meet q
Scotchman-or read ginger ale adver-
tisement
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

Some little strife We refer to the strife
IN Minneapolis between Lundeen and Van
Lear to see which can be the least popular.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

The Peoples Council might try Tea
perhaps it could so make
itself little less obnoxious.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

| OF our particular brand when we meet a
Scotchman-or read a ginger ale adver-
tisement
Wonder how Moll Pitcher, who used
her petticoats to make wadding for
the guns, would feel toward the girl
who uses hers as shield to keep some
man away from the guns ?-Helen
Rowland.
Gee, Helen Some of the petticoats worn
by some girls we know wouldn't wad re-
spectacle shooting gun-they just have to
be put to less useful use.
Women in Canada are to have equal
suffrage because they have proved them
selves mems equals and not because they
have held parades, obstructed traffic and
done numerous other freak things to at
tract attention to the fact that they could
make good use of the ballot if they had it.
Of course, we do not wish to draw COM
parisons-or make statements of other
women not so wise as the Canadian women
About the most depressing thing we
know is for woman to go to sympathe-
tic friend, all primed to tell said friend all
her physical ills, and then to have the S. f.
switch the conversation over to her own
personal ills and keep it there for the next
hour and half To woman who ZEN
joys poor health"-and also enjoys talk
ing about it-this taking to the side
tracks is wearisome.
Farley Dare, formerly editor of the Wal
ker Pilot, died last week. Falrey was a
strong member of the house for two sue
cessive terms-however, he will be re-
membered much longer for his pungent,
pertinent paragraphs in the Pilot than for
any laws ne may have helped to make. It
is regretable that SO worthy and helpful
a citizen as Mr.. Dare should be taken at
the early age of thirty-eight.
The splendid new U. S. child labor law
went into effect Saturday and it is ex-
pected the attendance of schools through
out the country will be greatly increased
because of the limits and conditions i'm
posed by this law. While we in the rural
district are little affected, we can easily
realize what this law means to children
who have been forced in the larger cities,
mines, etc., to forgo most Of the pleasures
and advantages of being children that old
er people might profit by their labor.
If you want thing done right ask the
newspaper boys to help! Last week the
committee appointed to advertise the 10y
atty program sent requests to the twen-
ty-five newspapers of this vicinity asking
them to give notice of the meeting and
also to see that posters were posted. Near
ly every man inserted the notice conspicu-
ously in his paper, the only exceptions be
ing the few cases where the request ar
rived too late-and then the editor was
apologize because he had been so thought
less as to select press day that came too
early in the week And the notices were
all posted! AS we said before-you can
depend on the boys to help when the call
goes forth. And The Gazette stands ready
to reciprocate- try us and see.
Hoping that you are all preparing to be
among those present at the Redwood Coun-
ty Fair, September 25, 26, n and %, we
are,
Very truly yours,
The Editor.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05

Hoping that you are all preparing to be
among those present at the Redwood Coun-
ty Fair, September 25, 26, q and %, we
are,
Very truly yours,
The Editor.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-09-05
HIS MOTHER!

THE following article, taken from The
Minneapolis Tribune of August g.
was written by member of the
Tribune staff. after the departure of Lieu
tenant Andrew Percy Keefe-the first of
he large number of The Tribune boys who
nave enlisted, to leave for actual service.
We know this for sure-a sparrow that
ives on the Tribune building told us all
bout it, as we'll as several other things
about this young Irish officer whom Red
wood Falls knows little and likes lot.
The letter has the right ring-the ring of
the times-and so we are passing it on.
Somewhere in Minneapolis.
Annrr+ 90 1917
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
First DreAdhauuhk.

II Is hard to realize that the original
dreadnaught Is now ten years old. and
that, big as II Is, close upon $4,000 tons,
1t has been far surpassed In tonnage
and armament, observes an exchange.
Ii gave new word TO the world, for
the name Of the ship, one Of the tradl-
tiOnal names of the British navy, is
now applied to all ships Of Its class
In every country. The word has taken
the place of man of war, line of battle
ship, and irOnclad. Even now we have
been obliged to go one better and the
word superdreadnaught has arisen. II
is interesting to bark back TO the most
famous of Nelson's ships, probably the
most famed vessel which ever sailed
the sea, the Victory. and to compare
II with even the first dreadnaught. The
latter took IA months to complete and
cost $9,000,000, while the Trafalgar
flagship, a little over 1000 tons, re-
qulred many years to build and cost
only $415,000, a sum at that time con-
sidered colossal.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
boarding. New Bread.

Old Fatwaste was a food hog. He
went from shop to shop buying pounds
of this and packets Of that, and stored
these i'll gotten gains in his larder "for
a rainy day." 1t was a Saturday night,
and neighbor met Fatwaste emerg-
ing from bakers shop loaded with
bread to the eyebrows.
The neighbor wanted to know what
the mountain of bread was for.
"Oh," said Fatwaste In whisper,
haven't you heard that new bread
mustn't be sold after today2 l am
just getting a stock of 1t In"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
BoscHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

win quiet your cough, soothe the In
nammatiOn of sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes,
insurlng a good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectoration
In the morning. Made and sold In
America for fifty-two years. A won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing of the disease. Especially
useful In lung trouble, asthma, Group,
bronchitis. etc. For sale In all civil
ICED countries.-Adv.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
A DAGGER
IN THE BACK

That's the woman's dread when she
gets up in the morning to start the days
work. "Oh! how my back aches" GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM OIL Capsules taken to-
day eases the backache of tomorrow
taken every day ends the backache for
all time. Don't delay. What's the use
of suffering? Begin taking GOLD
MEDAL Harlem on Capsules today and
be relieved tomorrow. Take three or four
every day and be permanently free from
wrenching. distressing back pain. But be
sure to get GOLD MEDAL. Since 1896
GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil has been the
National Remedy of Holland, the Govern
ment of the Netherlands having granted
a special charter authorizing its prepa-
ration and sale. The housewife OF Hol-
land would almost as soon be without
bread as she would without her "Resl
Dutch Drops" as she quantity calls GOLD
MEDAL Harlem Oil Capsules. This Is
the one reason why you will find the
women and children Of Holland SO sturdy
and robust.
GOLD MEDAL are the pure, original
Harlem Oil Capsules imported direct
from the laboratories in Harlem. Hol-
land. But be sure to get GOLD MEDAL.
Look for the name on every box, Sold
by reliable druggists in sealed packages.
three sizes. Money refunded If they do
not help you. Accept only the GOLD
MEDAL. All others are limitations. Adv.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
His Home Paper.

What shall you send him when he's
in training camp or over there2 A
letter? BY all means, that foremost
and Oftenest? And after that, what?
Some foolish little knick-knack which
is neither quite ornamental nor en-
tirely serviceable? Or, when in doubt,
will you take lesson from what Rich
ard Henry Dana wrote in 1.-TWO Years
Before the Mast?'
after all, there is nothing in a
strange land like newspaper from
home. Even letter, in many re-
spects, is nothing in comparison with
it. 1t carries you back to the spot
better than anything else"
There is more in this today than
Dana ever put there.-Collier's Week
ly.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
The Silver Lining.

Crash. Bang Wallop!
Mrs. Eewmaid rushed out of the
dining room and saw Sarah Ann sit
ting among the ruins of her best china.
For an instant she was speechless
with horror and anger. Then she
cried:
Sarah Ann, what on earth have you
S0neY-
Sarah Ann retrieved her cap from q
sea OF gravy, and grunted:
Its the dinner things, NUM- And
oh, mum, what a good thing | hadn't
washed 'em upl"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Apple Full of Gold,

Gold coins were found II an apple
by minister In Albany, Ore, short
time ago. The apple was gift from
his congregation, and when he began
to eat 1t he found It contained a suffi-
Client quantity Of gold coins to pay
the expense Of himself and family on
trip to the minister's old home In
Ohio. He had been planning to visit
his mother and the congregation learn
Ing of this, decided to pay his ex-
penses-
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Envy.

Gosh said the travelling man,
''but l surely envy you, those fine
home-coOked meals you get every day"
Gosh" replied the stay-at-home,
''but l certainly envy you travel
ing men who can eat whatever you
like in a hotel, while ! must go up
against the skinny meals that my
wife thinks necessary under her food
pledge"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Very Bad Taste. We Say.

We have always thought him witty,
but now we have discovered that he is
merely offensive.
The other day we told him that we
were intending to bring out our poems
in book form.
Gall of 'em?" he asked.
swell, practically all Of them"
"Good!" he grunted. "That's putting
'em where they won't bother anybody"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
melting to ExhortatIon.

what was the idea of you men get
ting out with firearms and using harsh
language last night2'
We'll" replied Broncho Bob, "since
they put hard liquor out of business
Crimson Gulch has been mighty quiet.
Nobody seems to take any interest In
us. We thought maybe we could get
back enough reputation for wicked
ness to induce some evangelist to jump
in and give us red-hot talk."-Wash-
lngton Star.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
500 Reward. SfOO

Catarrh is local disease greatly infu.
enced by constitutional conditions. II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
ls taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF the Sys.
tenn. HALLS CATARRu MEDICINE
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing it's work. $4,000 for any case OF
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Il Has a Horn.

A lesson in natural history had been
about the rhinoceros, and the teacher
wanted to know how well the lesson
had been learned
Now. name something" she saidj
that is dangerous to go near to and
has horn"
II know, teacher-I know! !" called
a small boy.
"Well, what Is lit"
"A motor carl" replied the boy.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
HEAL BABY RASHES
That itch, Burn and Torture With cutI.
cura-Triai Free.

A hot Cuticura Soap bath is soothing
to irrltated skins when followed by
a gentle application of Cuticura ONT
ment. Use Cuticura for everyday toll
let preparations to prevent such trou'
bles. After this treatment baby sleeps
mother rests and healment follows.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Ali There.

Good heavens! The star has for
gotten his lines
"Oh, well, the leading lady hasn't
forgotten her lines. That gown she's
wearing sets off her figure to perfec-
ton"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

DIR. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for a laxative. three for cathartic. Ad.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
How True.

She-Why isn't distance on the wa
ter measured In miles?
He-Because It's knot.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

Mistakes will happen-and II fell
low isn't on the job every minute
they'll pile up, too.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
INTERNATIONAL.
SUNDkYSQIOM
LESSON
by REV. b. d. sUTCLIFFE, Extension
Department Moody Bible Instltute)
Copyright, 1917, Western Newspaper
Union)
LESSON FOR DECEMBER
NEHEMIAH BUILDS THE WALL OF
JERUSALEM.

LESSON TEXT-Nehemiah Atm.
GOLDEN TEXT-The Lord Is my
Helper and I will not fear what man
shall do unto me.-Hebrews 1876.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

Too often the wife's yearning ca
pacity is larger than the husbands
earning capacity.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Satisfactory.

Bess-Does he make a satisfactor,
husband?
June-Very-for her enemies.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Unsubstantial Returns,

"Did you raise anything ON your
promise to pay?"
"Oh, yes l raised n smile"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

will save you money, time, anxiety and
health. One dose sufficient, without Castor
OIL. in addition. Adv.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
A Sure WAY,

Il wish l knew how to kill time"
"Why, don't you join an amateur
musicnl society"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Quite True.

Experience is the best teacher"
"Yes, but time gives us good many
more wrinkles"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

No fight is ever over until one side
to it quits.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

Most amateur photographers prove
conclusively that truth is stranger than
fiction.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

him. The backache has entirely disap-
peared and the water has cleared up
splendidly. We cannot say too much IN
praise Of Anuric. In fact, ! wouldnt
keep house without it."-MRs. Cora
MORLEY, 53O7 Bower Avenue.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

Spending everything yon make is q
sure way of getting to the poorhouse
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

Some men are most talkative when
they have nothing to say.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

The better we are, the shorter the
war.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

A uniform for farm hands might
help some.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
Iunortsn, 70 Motheva
Terse Rjodranl,v

"What's that husband of yours do
ing now, Mrs. Snaggs?"
Thine, mum!"
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

British radicals demand the close or
ganization of the workers against war.
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
WHO viii Win
This Battle?"

Much Of your comfort depends upon
knowing that your system VIII perform
its functions properly.
Your kidneys are the filters Of the body.
II they become inactive and fall TO elm
mate the waste matter, they are apt 20
throw the whole mechanism OF the body
out of order, thus toxic poisons can ac-
cumulate In the system and DO IS deadly
rs snake venom.
Besides causing the minor ailments Of
rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago and back.
aches, neglect a the kidneys IL apt %
develop into more serious diseases, such
as diabetes or stone In the bladder.
Rid the body of toxic poisons - clean
the bladder and kidneys and. cure the
twinges Of rheumatism with Anuric
double strength
Anuric was first discovered by Or. Pierce
and has benefited thousands OF sufferers
as well as appeased and eliminated the
ravages Of the more serious kidney dis
eases. Now procurable at any good drug
store for 60 cents.
II you have rheumatism or kidney
trouble, why not let DIR. Pierce's Anurio
double strength) win the battie2
CLEVELAND, Omo.--"Both my husband
and are very enthusiastic over what
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy

No Bmarting e Just Eye Comfort. 50 cents at
Druggists or mail Write for Free Rye Book.
MURINE EYE REMEDY CO., CHICAGO
Grainger County news. (Rutledge, Tenn.) 1917-current, 1917-11-29

AuuEIC liAh 0OAlO IVA
us. IL cured me Of
rheumatism In the
hands and feet, and
also uncomfortable
bloatings. Just
q weeks treatment
with Anuric made me
feel like o different
person. My husband
took this medicine for
backache and high
colored kidney excre-
ton and II made Q
wonderful change In
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-08
HARNEssING VOLCANOES.
Tom Hughes

Now another great of power is applied to hu- man use To the familiar white coal" is added what might called red coal". Surely volcanic power - red if it's any color.
 The Electrical World describes remarkable expert carried in northern Italy At Larderelo a vocanc been utilized steam engine. Three powerful jets of superheated escaping through Assures in the side mountain have been connected with an electric power house. One of the volcanic units" been working since last January anothe: since last April, and third has just begun.
 There is said to be plenty more of the same sort of energy available in that locality, and in various other parts of Italy Already the industries of Tuscany have felt the relief aorded by this cheap power handicapped they by the high price of coal.
 Thus dream of imaginative engineers is be- ing realized. And the experiment may be copied in country. If they harness jets of volcanic steam in Italy, why can't do it in the Yellowstone Park region, where many thousand horsepower go ing to waste.
 There must be other too, of tapping the heat emery which itself in many regions where the earths crust is thin We may arrive some day at the realization of Camille Fammarions dream digging great holes the earth where the is of normal thickness getting into direct with the inca cuabe of heat that undere spot of the earth's surface.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-08
LAND PROFITS TO PAY WAR DEBTS.

A group of Engislmen, constituting empire re conlmtee is credited with spectacular plan for paying off the British debt It is proposed that business huge scale and discharge that stupendous obligation by of the profits made in developing land in the outlying parts of the empire.
 Several millions of arabic land for instance to be purchased in Canada from the Dominion to be paid for in yearly instaments of cash The Domn- datey. It would be opened settlement and sold at big advance the proceeds going the imperial ment It is estimated that S2OOOOOOOOO might be made in this way in Canada alone.
 At first blush the project looks utopian But in view what the various bellgerent powers have accomplish ed in the way enterprise since the began it's rash to pronounce any scheme impossible.
 Certainly billions have been made in real estate de- velopment Canada Australia. South Africa other British possessions they have in this country. Bi- lions will be made within decade The only ques- tion s who shall do the and who shall reap the ward? Heretofore the profit has gone the private vesor and speculator. There's why the gov ernment shouldn't do the developing do better than private companies have done And what's prevent the government taking the profit ii it does the work?
 But the prospect of such radical step door is enough to frghten real estate operators al engaged in developing West would probably condemn the Canadian venture as downright "confscation."
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-08
SENTIMENTAL PIFFLE.

Make as wise selection as the permits, of some barber shop chords and atuneng them to the following chorus of which Representative Francis proposes purchase taxpayers money soothe soul with 8 burst of Arizona patriotism:
 Sing the song that's in your hearts,
 Sing of the great Southwest;
 Thank God for Arizona
 In splendid sunshine dressed
 For thy beauty and thy grandeur,
 For thy regal robes sheen.
 We hail thee. Arizona,
 Our goddess and queen" If there aching void in the cosmos of statehood represented by the absence of an officially adopted roundelay; some melodious vehicle equipped with both words and music which may be employed to express the surcharged feelings of our esthec citizens Coclise county is in a fair way gain widespread reputation through legislative representatives and brainstorms Francis is the sponsor of this sing song bill No S9 The words will cost s25O and the pub Hcaton rights sG5O. Very cheap indeedt Senator Roberts, also a Cochse product, almost mmortalized himself by propounding antfgambling bill which was word in senseless impractcable legislation but Senator him by pruning the into workable shape Mrs. Mckay another Cochiseite, is nusiastic odage pension bi rehashed edition of senate Is introduced in the last legislature thrown because of it's unconstitutionay Cochise county, in spite trials imposed by lightweight representatives is assured of considerable measure respect through capability and sound of such men as Senator Representative Tom Hughes.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-02-08
VILLA CAPTURES
 CARRAhzA CAVALRY
 IN TWO DAYS FIGHT

FL PASO, Feb. T. Fighting has peen in progress for two days between San Andres and Santa Isabel, Chihua- hua, according to report received here by government agents late to- oay. One hundred and fifty wounded were said to have been brought back to Chihuahua City, and the report adds that Francisco Villa, with a large force had captured a large number of Carranza cavalry in flank attack near San Andres.