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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
LAKE LILLIAN.

Lake Lillian, Oct. 1-Mr. and Mr..
g. P. Erickson and daughter, Rachel
returned Friday from Niobe, N. D., af-
ter couple of weeks visit with their
daughter and son-in.law, Mr.. and Mrs.
w. A. Blomquist
Ole Dengerud traded his Overland
car for Ford.
Arthur Eastman is the proud owner
Of Saxon car.
George Anderson was a Willmar Wis.
itor Sunday afternoon:
Peter Olson and friends were Joy
riding Wednesday evening.
Florence Rodelius made q short WIS.,
it at the M. Linman home last week.
Mrs. Mary Peterson is at present
visiting at the Peter Blomgren home.
Myrtle Mathiason and Bernice Rem
strom visited at c. Johnson's Sunday
evening.
A parcels shower was given in hon
or of Mr.. and Mrs. H. I. Aspaas Sat-
urday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Larson of VIII.
mar visited one day last week at the
David Carlson home.
News was received here from Min.
neapolis Sunday morning of the death
of Haldor Hegstrom, formerly of this
place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mats Renstrom, Mrs.
Lawrence Anderson, Ellen Strand and
Fred Norling were baptized at the
Fahlun Baptist church Sunday after.
noon.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03

(First publication Oct. 3-4t.)
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Administration.
Estate Of Maria Johnson, DeGedent.
State Of Minnesota. County Of Kand1.
yohi, In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate q Maria
Johnson, Decedent.
sons interested In the granting of ad-
ministration of the-estate of said de-
cedent: The petition Of City of Will
mar, municipal corporation, having
been filed in this court, representing
that Maria Johnson, then a resident
of the County of Kandiyohi, State of
Minnesota, died intestate on the 18th
day of March, 1917, and praying that
letters Of administration of her estate
be granted to R. w. Stanford; and the
court having fixed the time and place
for hearing said petition; THERE
FORE, YOU, AND EACH OF YOU,
are hereby cited and required to show
cause, if any you have, before this
court at the Probate Court Rooms in
the Court House in the City of Will
mar, in the County of Kandiyohi, State
Of Minnesota, on the 29th day of Octo-
Der, 1917, at 2 o'clock p. M, why said
petition should not be granted.
Witness, the Judge of said Court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 26th
day of September, 1917.
COURT SEAL)
IDA A. SANDERSON.
Clerk of Probate Court
R. w. STANFORD,
Attorney for Petitioner,
Willmar, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
(First publication Oct. 3-4t.)
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Determination Of Descent

(First publication Oct. 3-4t.)
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Determination Of Descent
Of Land.
Estate Of Mary Nilsson, Decedent.
State of Minnesota, County Of Kandi.
yoh1, In Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate of Mary
Nilsson, Decedent:
The State of Minnesota to all per.
sons interested in the determination
of the descent Of the real estate Of
said decedent: The petition Of Albert
s. Nelson having been fled in this
court, representing that said decedent
died more than five years prior to the
filing thereof, leaving certain real
estate in said petition described, and
that no will Of decedent has been prov.
ed nor administration of her estate
granted in this state, and praying that
the descent Of said real estate be dc.
termined by this court;
Therefore You, and Each Of You, ara
hereby cited and required to show
cause, II any you have, before this
court at the Probate Court Room in
the Court House in the City Of win.
mar, in the County Of Kandiyohi, State
OF Minnesota, on the 18th day Of Octo
Der, 1917, at 2 O'clock pm, why said
petition should not be- granted.
Witness the Judge Of said court
and the seal thereof, this z7th day Of
September, 1917.
COURT SEAL)
IDA A. 0ANDER3oN.
Cl1Gk &C sp1uhoto.Co
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
FEEL LIKE GIVING up?
Many WiIImar People on the VERGE
Of Collapse.

Many Wi'Imar People on the Verge
Of Collapse.
A bad back makes you miserable all
the time
Lame every morning; sore all day.
1t hurts to stoop-it hurts to
straighten.
What with headache, dizzy spells,
bladder weakness,
No wonder people are discouraged,
Who do not know the kidneys may
be the cause of it all.
Give the weakened kidneys needful
help.
Use a tested and proven kidney
remedy.
None endorsed like Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Mrs. A. H. Cook, Granite Falls,
Mimi, says: "Overwork weakened my
kidneys and caused me to suffer from
backache. When I was up moving
around my back didn't bother me 80
much, but If sat down, it was sure to
ache. felt languid and tired all the
time. Doan's Kidney Pills proved to
be the right medicine for me and 1t
wasn't long before my back was
strong and my kidneys normal. I am
pleased to say that the cure has been
permanent"
Price COO, at all dealers. Don't sim.
ply ask for q kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
cured Mrs. Cook. Foster.Milburn Co..
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
paid advertisement).
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03

The undersigned will sell at public
auction at the farm 10 IL miles south
of Atwater, Sec. sc, Lake Elizabeth,
on state road No. 7, on
FRIDAY, OCTOBER u, 1917
commencing at 10 O'Clock am, the fol-
lowing described property:
LIVE STOCK.
Mare, 10 years DID, mare years
old; horse, years old; two horses,
years old; horse, 6 years old; mare,
years old; nine mich COWS, 5 were
fresh in July, two to be fresh soon;
six 2 year old heifers; grade Short
horn bull, 1S months old; six summer
calves; two hogs; some chickens.
MACHINERY, IMPLEMENTS, ETC.
Minnesota binder, 1T cut; McCor-
mick mower; Deering hay rake; hay
stacker; sweep rake; seeder; Ideal 20
single disc drill; Emerson 13-inch
gang; John Deere 16 inch sulky pillow;
two walking plows; Fuller & Johnson
corn cultivator; American cultivator;
one horse cultivator; Osborne disc
harrow; old disc harrow: grindstone;
Fuller & Johnson corn planter; road
scraper; DeLaval No. Is cream sep
arator with engine attachment; 26 It.
Boss harrow; two tanning mills; two
wagon boxes; two wagons; old wag-
on; two hay racks; single buggy;
platform buggy; pair bob sleds; Sue
cess manure spreader: three h. p. gas
engine; two hole corn shelter; pump
jack; so gallon gas barrel; so gallon
kerosene oil barrel; feed mill; 1900
pound scale; galvanized water tank;
seven gallon churn; three burner ker-
osene stove with oven; six hole Ma.
jestlc range; kitchen cabinet; extern
sion table; some dining room chairs
and other household goods; three set
work harness.; one light harness two
and one-half pair flynets; two pair
storm blankets; four stacks hay;
about 40 acres standing corn; about
500 bushels Of oats; about $50 bushels
barley; some grain sacks; other artt
cles too numerous to mention.
FREE LUNCH At NOON.
Terms: All sums of $500 and un
der, cash; on all sums over that
amount, time will be given until Nov
| l, 1918, on bankable notes bearing !
per cent interest.
. MRS. oLoF WEsTLUND, Owner
j. S. Anderson, Auctioneer;
j. A. Johnson, Clerk. 1O:3-1C
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
CHARLES JOHNSON,
Attorney for Mortgagees,
Willmar. MINI.

(First publication, Sept. 26-4t}.
Citation for Hearing on Final Account
and for Distribution.
Estate Of Andrew ]. Anderson also
known as A. ]. Anderson and
John Anderson, Decedent.
State of Minnesota, County of Kandi.
yohi. In Probate Court:
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Andrew
]. Anderson also known a. A. J. An
derson and John Anderson. Decsd.
ent:
The State of Minnesota to all Der.
sons interested in the final account
and distribution of the estate of said
decedent: The representative of the
ABOVE named decedent. having fled In
This court his final account of the ad-
ministration Of the estate of said de-
cedeut, together with his petition
praying for the adjustment and allow
ance of said final account and for dis
tribution of the residue of said estate
to the persons thereunto entitled;
THEREFORE, YOU, AND EACH OF
YOU, are hereby cited and required
to show cause, If any you have, before
this court at the Probate Court Rooms
in the Court House, in the City Of
Willmar, in the County of Kandiyohi,
State of Minnesota, on the 22nd day Of
October, 1917, at o'clock p. M, why
said petition should not be granted.
Witness, the Judge of said Court,
and the seal of said court, this 21st
day of September, 1917.
COURT SEAL)
IDA A. SANDERSON.
Clerk of Probate Court.
CHARLES JOHNSON,
Attorney for Petitioner,
Willmar, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hair! Get a Is cent bottle
Of Danderine right now-Aiso
stops itching scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence of q neglected
scalp; Of dandruf-that awful scurf
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair az dandruff. It robs the hair
OF It's lustre, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Got rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
of it If you will just try a little Dan.
derine. Save your hair! Try It.!
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
SNEAK THIEVES.

Sneak thieves made a visit to the
J. A. Risdall place in Swede Grove
some time Monday night. They man
aged to get away with a load of oats,
ten gallons of gasoline and lot Of
machine oil. The latter part of last
week the A. L. Larson place, north Of
here, was visited and about 30 BUSH
els of oats and 30 bushels Of corn and
large number of chickens and ducks
were stolen. A number of chickens
were also stolen from the Alfred Oke-
son place, north of town, some time
ago. If these contemplate scoundrels
and violators of the law are caught,
which we hope they will be, they will
find out that they will be severely
dealt with.-Grove City Times.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
OBITUARY
CHARLES THORNE.

At his home in New London village
last Friday morning at eight O'Clock
Charles Thorne, q wellknown and re.
spected resident of ths New London
community passed from tho scenes of
earth into the boxndless realms of
eternity. The funeral was held Sun.
day beginning at the house at 2:3o
o'clock In the afternoon and at 3 o..
clock at the Swedish Lutheran
church.
Carl Torn was born Jan. 81, 1874, in
Vonga F6fsamling Skaraborgs lan.
Sweden. He grew to manhood there,
and in 1868 was united in marriage
with Marie Swenson, who has been
his life companion, and who still sur
wives him. In 1873 he emigrated to
America, settling first at St. Paul,
where he resided for three years, and
then came to Kandiyohi county, TAX
Ing a homestead a few miles south
west of the village of New London,
He has made his home in this part of
the county ever since, residing for
many years on the farm southwest of
the village, and moving to the village
of New London in 1902, where he re-
sided until the time of his death.
Mr.. Thorne was hard working, in
dustr1ous man, having the respect of
his neighbors and associates. He
served as member OF the school
board for period of thirty years, and
was also member Of the village
council for a number of years. He
had always enjoyed good health until
about year ago when he became af-
fected with heart trouble. Other all
ments set in, and for many months
he was confined to the house grad.
ually growing weaker until the time
o. his death.
Deceased leaves surviving him, his
wife, eight children, a large number
of grandchildren, and large circle of
friends. The sons are Emil John A.,
Albert T., and Elmer r., all of this
place. The daughters are Mrs. AL
fred Bergeson of Willmar; Mrs. G.
Hill Of st. Paul, Mrs. Anton Stenbak-
ken of New London, and Mrs. F. A.
Buck of Fargo, N. Oak. All were
present at the funeral. Two daugh-
ters are deceased, namely. Emma and
Anna.
There was large attendance at the
funeral The services were conduct.
ed by Rev. A. F. Almer of the Swed-,
1sh Lutheran church who spoke In
both the Swedish and English Ian
guages. Music was furnished by the
church choir. Mrs. O.. G.. Nordlie
sang, "Safe in the Arms of Jesus"
and Alfred Bergeson Of Willmar sang
Some Day the Silver Cord VIII
Break"
The honorary pail bearers we're
Peter Broberg, Chas. Peterson, Erick
Dahlberg, Nels Larson, Gust Green
and J. M. Monson. The active pail
bearers were M. F. Lundquist, John
Bergeson, J. G. Peterson, August Carl
son, c. E. Monsoon and Frank Berge.
son.
1nterment took place In Lebanon
cemetery.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
HUNTING ACCIDENT.

An accident occurred a short dis
lance east of Bird Island Sunday af-
ternoon when party of hunters were
returning to town from a duck hunt
It appears that a party from Shakopee
headed by DR.. Fischer of the Mudcura
Sanitarium had been hunting and were
returning to Bird Island when a load
ed gun laying in the back of plat
form Ford car was discharged in some
manner, the charge striking one of
the men, sitting in front, near the hip
and passing down thru the f1eshy part
of the leg The wounded man was
taken to Dr. Adams Office where the
shot was removed from the leg and
the wound dressed. If no infection
sets in the injured man will soon re-
cover.-Olivia Times.
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+ MAJESTIC THEATRE 4
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Readers. of "The Saturday Evening
Post" who remember with delight the
AawrencevllIe school stories, will be
pleased, to hear that the first Of the
series. ''The Varmint," has been adap-
ted for the screen by Paramount and
will be shown on Thursday, October
4th at the Majestic. The lore of
boarding school is his and his 'Var-
mint" is q photoplay that will appeal
to the hoy" in every man and will
bring tears Of laughter. to the eyes Of
the audience.
TO those unfamiliar with numbering
operations in the big tree districts of
California, the announcement that
Wallace Reid and Kathlyn Williams
will be seen at the Majestic Theatre
on Friday. October S, in the Morosco-
Paramount production, big Timber"
will be Of unusual interest, for not
only does this thrilling drama tell an
exciting story, but it shows the lum-
Der operations as they really exist.
One Of the many thrilling incidents
was in the photographing of an actual
forest fire in which the co-stars take
part.
Enid Bennett in "They're of" a play
OF southern locale with a racing scene
as the pivotal climax, will be shown
at the Majestic on Saturday, October
6. The big moment of the picture
comes when the little star dons Jockey
habit and rides Satan, her fathers
horse in race, the outcome of which
is happiness for her
A special treat to the patrons of the
Majestic Theatre is promised next
Monday and Tuesday, October 8 and
9, In the way of another rip-roaring
comedy cinema presenting the inimit-
able Douglas Fairbanks in his newest
and funniest Offering, down to
Earth
Winifred Allen, Triangle's 'bird
glrl,' is featured in "The Haunted
House," which will be shown at the
Majestic on Wednesday, October 10.
She appears as a little girl of a New
England village who knows the "spir-
its" and communes with them. Near
the town is an old mansion inhabited
by ghost. When a young robber
seeks refuge there from his pursuers,
he makes the acquaintance of this
ghost, and strange romance ensues
when the "ghost" casts of the white
robes and becomes very human.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03

(First publication. Sept. 264t).
Citation for Hearing on Final Account
and for Distribution.
Estate OF Lillian A. Shelgren. Deced-
ent.
State Of Minnesota, County Of Kandi-
yohi. In Probate Court:
In the Matter of the Estate Of Lillian
A. Shelgren, Decedent:
The State of Minnesota to all per
sons interested In the final account
and distribution Of the estate of said
decedent: The representative Of the
above named decedent, having filed in
this court his final account Of the ad-
ministration of the estate of said de-
cedent, together with his petition
praying for the adjustment and allow
ance Of said final account and for dis
tribution Of the residue Of said estate
to the persons thereunto entitled;
THEREFORE, YOU, AND EACH OF
YOU. are hereby cited and required -
show cause, If any you have, before
this court at the Probate Court Rooms
In the Court House, in the City IT
Willmar, in the County of Kandiyohi,
State Of Minnesota, on the END day.
Of October, 1917, at 2 o'clock p. M,
why said petition should not be.
granted.
I Witness, the Judge Of said Court,
and the seal Of said court, this 10th
day Of September, 1917.
~ IDA A. SANDERSON,
! Clerk Of Probato Court.
ELIAS RACINE,
| Attorney for Petitioner.
Minneapolis, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03

There 10 more Catarrh In this section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together, and for years it was sup
posed to be incurable. Doctors prescribed
local remedies. and by constantly failing
to cure with local treatment. pronounced
it incurable. Catarrh is a local disease,
greatly Influenced by constitutional con-
ditions and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine, manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
remedy. IL taken internally and acts
thru the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the System. One Hundred Dollars re-
ward is offered for any case that Hall
Catarrh Medicine fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
Some Irish Families.

It is q notorious fact that many of
the families Of Ireland which have
come to be regarded as typically Irish
are Of alien extraction. Thus the Plum.
ketts are of Danish origin, the Burkes,
billions, Roches, Husseys and all tho
tribe Of Fit3 are Anglo-Norman, while
the Mitchells are English. - London
Spectator.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
ORDER ESTABLISHING GAME
REFUGE.

To Whom 1t May Concern:
+ WHEREAS, A petition or request
for the establishment of closed sea-
son for the territory hereinafter do.
scribed, signed by twenty-six persons,
residents and property owners Of Kan.
diyohi County. Minnesota, requesting
that closed season for the taking or
killing Of game birds, and game and
other animals protected by law be es.
tablished by the State Game and Fish
Commissioner, and
WHEREAS, Notice of Hearing upon
such petition was issued by said Com
missioner, providing for 4 hearing
thereon at the Town Hall of the WILL
age Of New London, County of Kandi-
yohi, State of Minnesota, on Satur.
day, the 2Sth day Of July, 1917, at l
pm, and
WHEREAS, Said No ice was posted
in five Ut the most prominent places
in said district more than fifteen days
prior to the date of said hearing, and
WHEREAS, proof Of such postings
has heretofore been made and filed
with the commissioner, and
WHEREAS, Upon such hearing it
was established that by reason of the
depletion of the game birds, game and
other animals protected by law in
said territory, they were in danger Of
determination, and
WHEREAS, Public interest would
also be served in establishing said
closed season,
NOW, THEREFORE,, A CLOSED
SEASON is HEREBY ESTABLISH
ED FOR THE TAKING OF GAME
BIRDS, GAME AND OTHER AMI
MAILS PROTECTED BY LAW WITH.
IN THAT CERTAIN TERRITORY
DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:
Sections Is, 26, IS and SO, Town of
Colfax;
Sections 20, 80, 81 and 80, Town of
Burbank;
Sections 5, 6, z and 8, Town of New
London, and
Sections /, 2, IL and II, Town of
Lake Andrew,
TO CONTINUE FOR A PERIOD OF
TEN Q0) YEARS OR MORE FROM
DATE HEREOF.
Dated at St. Paul, Minnesota, this
Twenty-fourth (24) day of September,
1917.
(SEAL) CARLOS AVERY,
Game and Fish Commissioner of
Minnesota.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
Fire In Wedding Celebrations.

In some countries fire is an essential
in connection with wedding celebra
tons. For example, in Persia, among
the Zoroastrians, the ritual is read in
the front Of fire. In Japan the wo-
man lsindles a torch, and, the bride
groom lights one from it, the play.
things Of the bride being burned ON
the spot.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
The Haunted House.

Would Be Tenant-l like the house
very much. but hear that it is haunt
ed Landlord rubbing his hands and
smiling)-My dear madam. l attend to
that personally The ghosts only ap-
pear to tenants who DO not pay their
rent and refuse to move out.-I.ondOn
Telegraph.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03

AS l will quit farming, will sell al
public auction on the Martin Weber
farm, section IA, Town of St. Johns.
IL miles southeast Of Pennock, and
miles west of Willmar, on
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 49, 1917
the following described property:
s HEAD OF HORSES.
One bay team, II and 13 years, W.T.
$500 lbs; one bay horse, coming ii
years, weight 1850 lbs; one gray
mare, coming years, VT. 14OO lbs.
three colts, l year old; one colt, 2
years old; three sets of working har-
ness; one set of buggy harness.
81 HEAD OF CATTLE.
Six milk cows, two fresh in Novem-
Der; fifteen head of young stock.
90 HOGS.
Four registered Duroc Jersey sows;
one registered Duroc Jersey boar; one
registered Duroc Jersey spring sow;
seven spring pigs; nineteen registered
fall pigs.
MACHINERY.
One Mccormick binder 7 foot cut
good as new.
One Mccormick mower. it. cut:
one Deering hay rake, 10 it,; one Tig-
or single disc drill, 1S-discs, good as
new; one 16-disc pulverizer; one 4
horse drag; one 3-horse drag; one
Boyd corn planter with 100 rods wire;
one Moline corn cultivator, good as
new; one Fuller & Johnson gang
Now; one 4-horse evener; one John
E3eere 16-in. walking plow; one 3-horse
/ evener; one medium sized wide tire
wagon and box; one wide tire wagon
1 with double box; one narrow tire wag-
& on with hay rack; one stock rack and
hay rack; one 2-seated buggy, good as
new; two pair Of bob sleighs; one
tanning mill, good as new; one grind
stone; one drilling machine; one Web.
-ster Z h. p. gasoline engine; one Stov-
or feed mill, Sin. burr: one pump
Jack; one engine shed; 100 Plymouth
ek chickens; one hay bucker; nine
. .en tons Of hay; fifteen acres of
checked corn; some fodder corn In
shock: 30 feet Of Inch rope; one
AeLaval cream separator; one wood
heater; one Old Trusty incubator;
one kitchen cupboard: one dresser;
kitchen chairs: 2 tables; one sink.
Other articles too numerous to men.
ton.
Terms: All sums under $500, cash
on larger sums, time will be given
to Nov I, 1918 on bankable notes bear.
}rfo ~
to be removed until settled for.
Sale begins at ten o'clock am
FREE LUNCH At NOON.
o. C. OLSON, Owner.
w. N. Davis. AuctiOneer:
C.. w. Odell, Clerk
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
Solomon's Orchestra.

1t Is asserted by some music histO
Rams that the greatest orchestra the
world has ever known was supported
by Solomon in his temple. According
to Josephus. there were 10000 harps
and psalteries Of solid copper and co.
600 trumpets Of silver.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-10-03
A Grandson, Far Removed.

1.andlOrd-Ies. sir; we've cenre
marian In this village. AS matter of
fact, this Is his grandSon-or are you
his great-grandson. Joe?
Joe-Great- great -great-great-gr-
Visitor Oh come, come! That
scarcely possible.
Landlord lrontidentially) - He isn't
telling lies; he's only stuttering.-Lon
don Passing Show.