The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-02-17
AWONDERFUL
DISCOVERY
By M. QUAD
Copyright, 1916. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.

the world opened war on me because
of my wonderful medical remedies
Those remedies had proved so wonder
full in curing all ailments that the
druggists found their customers turning
from them. A combination was formed
against me, with millions of dollars
back of it, and threats were made that
! would be bankrupt in six months.
l am now going for the druggists
I'm turn, and / have brought forth q
wonderful remedy that will shut the
doors on many Of them. have COM
bined my twenty-one remedies In the
shape Of porous plaster, and that
plaster is going to revolutionize the
world.
The name, Browns Paradise Porous
Plaster, is printed on In red ink, and
no one who can read can be deceived
by an envious druggist. The plasters
are fringed all around by strip of
calfskin so that falling over fence or
from the roof of barn cannot dislodge
or damage them. In putting them ON
the help of another person Is required.
The back should first be rubbed with
hot vinegar and red pepper. When the
flesh begins to smart and raise you On
your toes the plaster should be capped
on, Great care should be taken that no
needles, pins or carpet tacks should get
mixed In. When the plaster is on, rub
II over with a rolling pin. This takes
about two minutes. and after it is fin
ished that plaster will stick by you for
Che rest of your life. If you live fifty
years you will never want another. As
TO what my porous plaster will do
shall not make any boasts, but l Will
modestly say:
That 1t will cure a sore throat in two
seconds.
1t will remove corn while you are
throwing a chair at the cat.
It will cure rheumatism while you
are trading jackknives with tin ped
dler.
1t will knock stiff knee SITTER than
a poker while you are walking forty
rods to the nearest saloon.
II will cure consumption unless both
lungs are gone and your ribs are all
caved in.
1t will prevent pneumonia and disap-
point the doctors.
In my claims of what my porous
plaster will do have confined myself
exclusively to human beings. had not
tried 1t on animal life when a gentle
man named Eben Jehoshaphat Jones OF
the state of Kansas wrote to me that
he owned horse twenty-seven years
old that had been blind and deaf for |
the last seven years. The horse was
80 deaf that he couldn't hear a thun- |
derstorm and so blind that 1t was a
common thing for him TO knock the |
doors Off the barn about FIVE times a
week. The horse had not been put out
of the way because he was the favor
ite mount of Eben's first, second and
third wives and he was keeping him
alive out of sentiment. He read of my
Paradise Porous Plasters, and he
bought two and tried them on the
horse. His color was that OF dish
rag, but in one week it had changed
to a bright bay. The sight came back
to his eyes, his deafness vanished, and
in less than a month he won race
and a purse of $25 with it. The plas-
tiers, which will never come off, give
the animal unique appearance and
will serve as blankets In the winter.
/ have testimonials to show that with
In an hour after the plaster has been
applied the wearer feels mixture Of
energy and ambition thrilling all
through her or him. He or she wants
10 do great things. They cannot sit
still, but must be at work. Many OF
them have to be tied In their chairs /,
long enough to eat dinner.
A man In Iowa writes me that he ,
was SO lazy that 1t nearly killed him
when he had to rock the cradle Of his /,
infant for half an hour at time. Z,
Within week after wearing my plas-
ter he split 500 rails in one day and j
then came home and licked man G
whom he had had a grudge against for c
forty years.
A woman in Michigan who hadn't i
had energy enough to sweep the floor Z
DR. clean out the coffeepot for long
number OF years put on one of these
,lasters to cure a coming deafness. 1t
lot only knocked the deafness galley
vest, but infused such energy into her /
hat in one day she used the broom up
lear to the handle and secured the e
,offeepot so vigorously that nothing v
was left but the spout when she got 8
through. II
l could produce thousands more of /
UGH testimonials, but it seems useless.
Try one porous plaster in commu- /
ity and all will believe. The drug o
lists will tell you that It is fraud, II
,ut pay no attention TO what they say. !; !,
{ costs you only % cents to find out :
whether | am telling you the truth or :,
wanting to sell you fraud. =
Just now | am arranging to ship r,
100000 porous plasters to the south a,
IN states. where the razor backed fl
ogs roam in countless numbers. They W
re as thin as knife blades and the ii
neat is as tough as bulls hide fc
elieve that porous plaster stuck on Il
he back of these hogs will produce al
atness and that the pork will be SUI
erior 10 any chicken meat, and II l re
an bring about such an improvement CD
here will be such a thunder of APP ~
lause from the south as will shake y