The Detroit times., 1917-02-26

the conductor of a Fourteenth car.
When the famous thorofare Was
reached the conductor. not TO he
outdonc. solemnly announces II as
Hastings Parkway. my lord"
The Rev. W. H. wrsy Boyle will
bers OF the school board should
have. sunday evening. Dr. Boyle.
who 10 pastor OF the Woodward
ave Presbyterian church. made an
sppeal Tor preparedness In his
evening sermon. Sunday.
Brushsber q sons. No. t5e Gratiot-
ave. put one over" short change
artist who tried To confuse her and
make away with $40. Saturday. she
outwitted him. and now has $40
more than when he came into the
store.
The largest number OF jurors that
ever made the periodical trip TO
Jackson prison at the completion
OF the regular court term OF jury
service left the city Saturday In
two special cars. Judge Murphy.
sheriff stein and Attorney Clyde j.
Webster were among the 1874 who
made the trip.
The Business Womss's Suffrage
league viii hold an OPEN sseetisg
I'm the ball room OF the Statler ho-
tel Tuesday evening at o'clock
Miss sadie Alley. president Of the
Detroit Teachers association will
speak on the proposed increase In
teachers salaries and pllny Marsh
viii speak on the seven member
school board.
"ssy. you talk about your war" said
clerk ln coal office, at takes
more courage TO stay here and face
the trate customers just now than
~ does Co face bullets. We'll" re-
piled customer. what do you
w.rk
home and shovels the coal into the
furnace Id rather dig trenches
a.. 4. Eignus. secretsry of the sesth-
crn Hice 6rowers' association, with
headquarters In Beaumont Tex,
has offered Mayor Marx rice at "a.
cents pound while the retail
price here II six TO 10 cents The
growers price is that received from
the brokers9 Food experts declare
rice has as much food value as po-
tatocs
"Irs no wonder Judge Hart doesn't
hsy~ to face opposition In hts home
circuit" Said court clerk There
is Judge who certainly knows
the law. Every Detroit lawyer who
comes before him says the same
thing" Judge Hart halls from
Adrian. lie has done much relief
service In the Wayne county cir
cult.
.Chiidr~u are eb.ervinx Lent more
candy merchant whose shop IL
close - two schools. "Since Lent
began my receipts have fallen on
more than SIS day. mostly in pur-
chnses OF from one 10 Ave cents
am not making expenses II the
srlf-denial period lasted more than
90 days l would be obliged TO sus-
PEND"
tsmeron-ave.. was the victim OF
burglar who employed the ancient
meter inspector" ruse Sunday NJ
t"ruoon hfter saying that ne had
com" - pair the gas meter. the
burglar lcveled n revolver at the
woman and took i22 In c3sh from
hrr. MrH Daniels prowJ1Hd the
police with a good description OF
'Ar thug.
The eatSup bottle has disappeared
from the tables Of a popular Gri--
woid-Ft lunch room. This doesn't
mean tIut the Condiment Is no
longer served 70 patrons oh. no
"A you pass along the serving
counter. with your tray you come
presently TO a flock - Individual
cream pitchers-you know the
kind. small hole with thick
coating 81 china but inatead or
being nlled with cream they con-
tain catsup And you can have
all the Catsup you want al two
cents per order. Blame the war.
Your board Of pyIce work. cyl,
NNNfiF w tfsNluH kooN
deal 10 nature. said tho visitor in
our midst ION many 81 your
streets. almost in the heart OF the
city I have seen ice and snow COM
was doing her hest 10. get rid OF
~. but tho public works depart
ment showed no disposition 10 co.
operate. with the result that the
water hacked MP in tho inlets. Has
the department run out OF funds
for that work. or what Is the mat
ter"
Twelve hundred dollar. In eash wa.
stolen saturday from Mrr- Paul
Bus 81 No l. 500 Rtvard-st Police
Eowned women who jostled Mrs.
Rus in the crowded aisies OF
downtown department. store. where
much advertised sale - IN pro-
gress Mrs Rus told tho police she
Intended 90 deposit the money in
hank Monday. She recently came
here from Pennsylva
10 "a hsAaf been for the ct 10 prob
ably wesisrt have happened.
stephen W. Rady. druggist at No.
his safe and locked tho door. SAT-
urdsy night. when he remembered
he had left the cat insids. lie re-
turned. elected the feline. and
when he turned arounA two men
were standing In front q him. re-
50 out Of the cash register but did
not modest the safe. They Jumped
into q large touring car and sped
away.
90 cat may lock st . kf.s- rvns ..
old sd.He. II appears that . est
may also look at few richly
robed priests. for one invaded a
Woodwsrd-ave. church on Sunday
evening during services Usher,
usher" called a wonan's excited
voice In stage whisper. Neigh
boring worshippers thought some
person had tainted. but when the
usher reached her she handed him
the cat she had captured. Holding
~ by the scruY OF the neck. the
dignihed usher escorted IL TO the
Woodward-ave. entrance and babe
10 good evening.
Even an II-yesr-oId child o. net tm-
mune from depredstions OF thieves
I'm Detroit. Hannah Faber. with a
purse containing IL pennies
clutched in her little first. was the
victim OF purse snatcher Satur-
day afternoon. She was walking
with her mother. Mrs Morris Fab
or. OF windsor. NJ r. Brennan, OF
Witnessed the robbery. pursued and
caught man who gave his name
TO the police as John Cook. OF No.
ass Cass.ave.
RspiS progress o. being made In the
extensior OF the white star line
dock for n distance OF $50 feet
west Of Griswoid- BY the Cand-
Ter Dock a DredKe company. The
docks are to be extended from ~
60 so feet nearer the channel bank.
also. the east end OF the dock 20
be at an sngle The Detroit a
poets 60 extend It's Third st. dock
20 the channel hank also