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The Detroit times., 1917-10-02
Plenty of Sermons But
Not Enough Ministers or
Christianity To Go Around

A Detroit minister has answered a wo-
man of the underworld who accused him
If having dealt with her kind harshly IN
a sermon from his pulpit
In a following sermon, Sunday, in the
same church, he answered her before the
same congregation that had heard him
denounce her part in vice conditions in
Detroit.
The woman Of the underworld wrote
the minister a letter.
In it she asked
Would you or your brother ministers
take us into your homes "
The minister spoke individually and bis
reply to her was that she viii find the
Iatchstring out, any time She cares TO
come, to remain as long as she wishes
and be fed and clothed.
The minister said if he found his own
purse too slim, he would go out and so-
icit the money with which to provide for
her.
This woman may not accept the inyl-
tation.
She may but the chances are that she
will not.
She has adjusted herself to the other
life and it would be hard for her TO make
the change back to respectability.
She wants the world 70 be charitable
and to deal with her as leniently as it
can, leaving her the life.
When she makes the change, she will
make it, perhaps, with little less pub
hcity and with less likelihood Of being
pointed at "as the woman Of the sermon. y
Just the same, the minister spoke with
the spirit that could solve the underworld
and vice traffic.
His offer was full of the gentle forgive
ness of the Nazarene, to which ne made
the mistake of adding publicity which
should not go with it.
But if there were more Of the same
practice and more offerings of its prac-
tice, made in better time, say before the
underworld has fastened its fangs on the
victim. police commissioners, prosecutors
and courts could still fall out and work at
crossed purposes, but there would soon be
no underworld.
The thing that fills the houses of pros
titution with discouraged women is so
ciety's lack of charity, which is lack Of
real Christianity.
There is many a sermon hidden in q
womans aching heart in this same under
world, but, unfortunately, there are not
ministers enough to go around to draw
those sermons out or to interrupt the
story in the writing.
Unfortunately-this is the real lesson
of the underworld-the ministers cannot
do it alone-there must be others to help
there is not enough real Christianity
in the world
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02
Porto Rieo's Wonderful Victory.

We arc continuing 90 rejoice over
tho wonderful victory FOR prohibi
lon n Porto Rico. says tho Union
N.rhM Mn q population ~ twelve
huudrr\ fhoNsand people about \
Quarter ~ a million nf them voters
10 has gone dry by a majority of ss.-
775 for prohibition 90 1925 against
according 90 the associated press
dl dlrpatchcs. Fiffy-0ue cipalitiet
voted f0r prohibition. as compared
with n opposed 90 % All the large
cities voted on Tho dry side
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

This hotel WAS so swaFger that the guests all
felf Ike inmates or prisoners
'"There was uiue man who arrived here
ono night and rang the bell FOR some ice water.
SO answer He rang again Stll no answer.
Then ne put his finger on the button and held
IL there tiu he heard footsteps
"A knock and a najestic maid entered She
looked at rhc httle man scorufuily
:" Did YOU ring she asked
Yes ne said
1iumph said he maid Who lfted YOU up
20 the bell %
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

HaTuE F0nIOT TNHVInIn Of
the British forces. told a
good story OF "a very prim
and proper suburban father
and his daughter. a typical
Flirting Flo
Look here. my dear" said
her dad I'm going 20 take
Won ln hand TN get hold Of
. rt.fd ...,,aftf, ,..fF,TT,. q. -
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

the very old banjo was caught
In the act Of creating n disturb
ance Outside n thcater y
a majestic "coppef- aD-
preached and said bFiskly.
Now. then. my man. kindly
accompany me-"
"Suttinly said the black
man. with a bow. lifting ais
banjo What are you goln' 10
sing7"
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

Referring recently 10 the hightiuess of some
girls due possibly 10 The unsettled times thru
which We are passing just now me Rev + J.
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02
Laugh Wuh Us

Frank A vandcrlip chairman OF the Liberty
loan committee. said The other day ia- New
York
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

ln after years woman discovers
That her mission is not what 70 used
10 be-
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02
he K eep Vel
Column
NEGLECT
NEGLECT

Scarlet fever. scar'atina. or rose
rash are All names for the same dis
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

Chus-er e-r..~ ,,o., e-o., s5ts
Zoe. "a H. -,,... s,,.l s, 49,.
.,5o- eye ,oe-e rf .ec
H.. orfv sc.s s,srl., sev.- ca,s.
.h. r..tb - ,,arv Modes, h0, -.
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.,.s ti4,eyr d,.es.e8 es- o-
-, 49,.
Tt. .--,, ,.tioA ..,.o. .,.. aty
-, $50, ,-- a1
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

BY mere waste. caused by coins
rubbing one against another The
civilized world loses one 'on and "a
quarter of gold and 50 tons or sil-
yer annually
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

SUNDAY school Teacher no yon
.oy y0ur rravers every nighi before
going TO hed2
Robert faped hvel Yos. ma'am
sunday school Teacher Thar
right. bar tell me Why you say
them
Robert Cause sleep in foldiu'
bed
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

Birmingham England is the
headquarters Of The glass eye trade
% the world
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

" nero 10 now. nliFG
"Oh. how much do owc7'
said the fare. seeming 20
wake from day dream
Eight dollars and a half.
miss said the driver
glancing at the taximefer
"Oh. cay said Tho fare
swcetly Would You mind
backing and keep going
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

Scarlet fever is
a preyrntabie dls
ease and when b.
@ ccur an q
Qreads there is
some ne & tCt lr
lts mana -omcnt
by the hcaith on
er physician.
nurse or family
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

man for YOU as husband man Of about so.
let us say
We'll daddy II its All tho same 70 You" re-
piled he impudeni mink, ia much prefer two
% years old each"
Tho taxi driver bad been driving HE fare
about for an hour and half and AZ last in.
Iuffrd
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

NeaIth 9UcstIona b0GWereG.
- X asks "N haf causes hard
eninr of the arteries ?"
Ovorsfrain. excessive use ~ al
cohol liquors and specific disease
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

backward till you come 20 IS ccnts7 rs all
i've got"
The very black man with tho very red lips and
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

The loan machinery WAS
made easy simple and in.
formal. so that an could
come In We didn't want %
scare the plain people away,
yOu know
some ~ our past loans
did scare the plain people
They We're like the swagrer
..... l,r. hrNsf
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

NhlS 70
4 ssndler II
rlsled or
The Detroit times., 1917-10-02

Police Commissioner Couzens win not
publish the names of the policemen
among whom he will distribute 10000
in bonuses It's just as well, with All
these crooks in town.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
N1 h>4~s44

Doctor Raycroft disagrees with the
popular notion that American expert
hess In baseball throwing will prove
q distinct advantage in the hurling OF
bombs. Trench experience. he statsc
has demonstrated that the most enec-
five results with those deadly little
missiles is obtained by n forward and
thrusting throw. as In shot-puttinE or
the short-nrned bowling throw which
prevails in cricket. Information st>-
tnined from those who have had e1I
perience with bombs and grenades on
the battlefields and In the Canadian
camps indicate that the free overland
baseball throw is too prone to over
shoot the mark to be OF such pro-
nounced advantage, as most Americans
have fnncied must prove the case.
Practically every branch Of sport
will be encouraged In the training
camps, but II Ia probable that boxing
will play leading part.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
STAND SHOULDER TO
SHOULDER.

Negroes, you know the necessity OF
teamwork in time of war. Never has,
in the history of the United States,
organization been so absolutely i'm
perative and recent events in the in
dustrial, mining and commercial
world have shown the driving power
of effective organization, intelligently
directed than at the present time.
Many and numerous have the calls
been made for the Negroes by our
government. Many more will be
made before this war is over. Get
yourselves ready for the effective
ness of an organization depends abso-
lutely upon the cooperation it re-
ceives from the individual. When all
Negroes combine and work hand-in
hand, there is nothing that we can
not do. We invite the Negroes to
assist in the providing of an ambu-
lance for the war by the Negroes of
this city. The Colored part of the
Woman's Service League will be glad
to receive your help.
appointed as house physician for one
year at the County Hospital by DIR.
VIM. H. Sharpley of our City Board Of
Health.
Dr. j. H. P. Westbrook has been re-
The Denver star., 1917-12-29


The back and neck may be made into
a vegetable stew by adding carrots,
onions, potatoes and celery with rico
and cooking a long time well covered
In the oven. For an invalid the deli'
cate fllet taken from the breast broii
ed In a well-greased paper. makes &
most dainty tid-bit.
The breast may be cooked, cut II
slices and served a. sandwich fillinG
with bacon. making q most popular
and satisfying sandwich.
Chicken JeiIy.-Take one chicken
breast cut fine, and add to 4 pint Of
hot chicken stock. Dissolve a package
Of gelatin in little cold water and
add II to the hot stock. Season well
and pour into a mold. Serve cut In
various shapes as salad or nodded in
small forms served on lettuce with
mayonnaise or boiled dressing.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Nu. hl~4~t4Q

DR.. Joseph E. Raycroft, director Of
the department Of physical science at
Princeton, predicts year of unusual
athletic activity among the army train
ing camps He says: There will be
more real and widespread athletic ac-
tivity in this country during the next
twelve months than ever before in our
lifetime"
Doctor Raycroft is a member of the
war departments commission on train
ing camp activities.
"That the colleges have abandoned
athletics is entirely false notion that
has attained too general circulation
and acceptance" says Doctor Raycroft.
''The colleges have not and will not
abandon athletics; what some Of them
did abandon was intercollegiate COM
petition.
''Take Princeton, for example. OF
our student body of some 1900 young
men, nearly 800 promptly enlisted for
war service and at once began trsining
for 1t. It left them neither time nor
opportunity to engage in competition
with other college athletess and We
therefore made a virtue Of necessity" !"
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

same as wheat, 1t contains, less protein
but has a slightly higher carbohydrate
content and more fat than wheat. AS
1t Is slightly laxative in Its tendency,
1t is especially valuable to large
number of people. And her surpris-
Ing thing about buckwheat is that 1t
makes good breakfast cereal and
nay be used for breading fish, chops
lld such foods. One great disadvan-
tage which can be easily overcome is
Its habit of Jumping, SO 1t must be
mixed with coarser grains or cold
water before hot water Is added or the
Jumps will have to be strained out.
BucI<~heat Mush.-Take two cup
fuls of milk and two and a half cup
fuls of water with two teaspoonfuls
of salt. When boiling stir In a cupful
of buckwheat mixed with little Of
the cold liquid, stir and cook until
smooth. Cook in double boiler 30
minutes.
BueIo~heat Brown Bread. Take
four cupfuls of buckwheat flour, one
cupful of wheat flour, and yeast cake
dissolved In half cupful of lukewarm
water, two cupfuls Of milk, one cupful
Of molasses, two tablespoonfuls Of
shortening and teaspoonful of salt.
6uckwheat Gems.-Take a cupful
each of buckwheat flour and wheat
flour, one tablespoonful of melted but
ter, one egg, cupful Of milk, half
teaspoonful Of salt and four teaspoon
fuls Of baking powder. Mix and bake
in hot buttered gem pans.
Buekvsheae cookIes.-Take a half
cupful Of shortening, one cupful OF
sugar, two eggs. and one and half
cupfuls Of buckwheat -four. Mix well.
roll out, cut in shapes, sprinkle with
sugar and bake in quick oven.
In these days Of high prices It Is
time that buckwheat found its proper
place as a valuable food; 1t has been
ignored too long.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

DON'T OVERLOOK THE ADvER.
TisIN0 COLUMNS. TRADE WITH
THOSE WHO Advertise IN THE
STAR. IN THIS WAY. THEY SHOW
THEIR RESPECT AND FRIEND
SHIP FOR THE PA PER.
If YOU WANT TO ARGUE ON
TT !: WAR, GO TO THE FRONT. IF
W. WANT TO TALK RELIGION
GO TO CHURCH; BUT IF YOU
WANT JOB PRINTING, ADvERTis
ING, OR TO READ A kEWsY, RACE
PAPER, THEN CALL UP THE. DEN.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF COL
JRED PEOPLE PROPOSES TO
MAKE TEN MILLION AMERICANS
PHYSICALLY FREE FROM PEoN-
AGE. MENTALLY FREE FROM lo-
NoRANcE, POLITICALLY FREE
=RoM pIsFRANCHiSEMENT AND
,ocIAlLY FREE FROM INSULT.
FYoU BELIEVE THAT WAY, JOIN
THEM. ACTIONS SPEAK WHERE
WORDS FAIL.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
THE DE LUXE

For Rent-Furnished 5-room house,
nartly modern, $500, Mrs. M. A.
Cole, 2S37 Stout st. ll-l'-lI-lho'
furnished apartments Of two ana
.nree rooms; hot and cold water gas
md electric lights; modern eonven'
lences. Rates reasonable to desirable
tenants. Mrs. r. m. Blakey, 2352-ZsoS
ogden St., Phone York 6707W.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
THE LANosseRRy ROOMS

Nice clean, airy, furnished rooms In
strict'v first class modern house;
price reasonable. 42O and ~421 25th
St. Mrs. Lucy Reed. Champa 1893.
tfc-9-16.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Furnlsued rooms In
modern house, with kitchen prlv1i-
yes, on car line. at reasonable rates.
Mrs. Addie Craig. 2537 curtis
street. Main 1872.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-In a nicely furnished
home, rooms with board. First-class
home cooking, at 26O9 Lafayette
Mrs. ]. C. Steele. York 7764W.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Ladies can room at the
Negro Woman's Club home, 1857
Clarkson street for $1.25 per week.
Phone York 1879 mo. 11-24-11.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

Smith Lodge No. Is will meet at
their own hall, Old Colony. 28th Ave.
and Downing. on the End and 4th
Thursdays of each month.
Floyd T. Smith, c. c.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
HOTEL HOLMES.

FURNISHED ROOMS-Modern con-
,eniences. Nicely furnished. York
s771J at 2145 Champa street. Mrh
1, P. Holmes, Prop.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
6 x!5SHE4 xlE E5H{ ES;EIEE4 3

Let me today do something that shall
take
A little sadness from the worlds vast
store,
And may I be so favored as to make
OF joys too scanty sum q little more.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Or. THOMAS e. MecLAlk, DENTIST

Office phone, Main 7416. Pyorrnea
Specialist. Residence, S22 Tnlrty-sec
&nd street, phone Main 1897. sunoays
and nights by appointment. olnco
hours, 8 a. m. to L M, p. m. TO
4. m. Suite 4 and s, 929 18th st., near
Curtis st., Denver. Colo.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

For Rent-Furnished rooms in mod
ern house. Convenient to car lines;
1852 fremont Pl. Phone Champa
I01b 11-10-17.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

For Rent-One neatly furnished
room in q modern house, for cheap
rent at 1881 Ogden. Mrs. M. A. Young
Phone York 2079 w. m. p ll-lO-i'.
1m-p-11-10-17
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

For Rent-Nice, clean, airy furnish
ed rooms: modern house; furnace
heat. Everything first-class; 2462
Glenarm Pl. Phone Champa ATS. Mrs.
r 7, Stone tf-12-1-17
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Let Me Grow Your Hair

Use Real Hair Grower, Real Hair Grower Ionic an0
Shampoo. positively known that this treatment VIII
grow the shortest hair stop falling and splitting erad
cate dandruf and prevent grayness. Once thoroueny
tried no further nducement is needed Scalp scientifically
treated electric massage and hair dressing guarantee
to cure of scalp disease Six week treatment
$Iso. Home treatment given
E WILLIAMS 2248 Clarkson ST.. Denver.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
front rooms for lady or gentleman at
1887 Stout. Mrs. M. A. Cole. Olive
an RI 4t4-7-17c
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

dValIaDIe grHlnS 1Or 1OOu.
Buckwheat has always
filed the mind Of the
housewife as only a grid
die cake mixture, when
in truth 1t may be used
In many ways to save on
flour. Its nutridve prop
critics ara nearly the
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOL. RENT - Furnished rooms
modern, prices reasonable. Call a
s443 fremont place. Mrs. 2. Hooper
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms N
u,odsrr house; rates reasonable, on
car lines. 2209 Welton st. MAN
1881. Mrs. Clara Mays ll-1S-Ae
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

TOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms at 2sos Welton st. on car Ans'
Rates reasonable.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
HOTEL HiLDRETH

Nice, clear. airy rooms, strlctly
modern house, close in; rooms from
Sl,ko up. 2152 Arapahoe. Phone
Main 1907. Mrs. Lillian Horn, Prop.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT rooms, modern; rent
$40; at 2S05 Welton. Inquire 1851
Welton or phone Champa 1862. Also
furnished rooms for light housekeep-
ing, modern, convenient. at 2s05 Wei
ton 1O-o5-17
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Vinegar Whltens.

10 keep kitchen table white, wash
u nrst With vinegar and then scrub -
usual.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Onions and chssss \

A most satisfying and wholesome
nisn IL onions and cheese. Cook nv
onions until tender. then place layer
IN baking dish, then layer Of good
I1ch white sauce and 4 thick layer Of
srated cheese. cover with another layer
OF onions and white sauce and f,nish
the top with buttered crumbs. Bake
until well heated and the crumbs we'll
Drowned. Hard cooked eggs may be
cut up and added to onions In place Of
the cheese II desired.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Furnished room with
bath; gentleman only. 1863 Mar
on. 11-1-17.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FIVE rooms with bath. nice airy and
sunny, easily heated; between two
car lines. Call Main 576s. 12-13-17
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
HOWARD HOTEL.

Mr.. James Howard, proprietor.
Swell, large rooms; modern conven-
iences. 2215 Curtis street, phone
Main 1890. 3-1-17c
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

For Rent-Furnished room or house
keeping rooms; nice place; a good
home and close to town; good place
for men who work down town; 24O4
Welton street. Call after $3.50 p. m.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
USE eUckWHEAT AND SAVE
FLOUR.

The present high price of -four has
given everybody the desire to use all
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

Furnished house for rent, 2435 La
fayette. Mrs. Lille Norris. Phone
York 432OW. 1t-12-19-17pd
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms in mod
ern house for house keeping; near
two car lines 2246 fremont Place.
Phone Main 1910.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, mod
ern conveniences, GOT 28th street.
Rates reasonable. Mrs. Nora Hatha-
way. Champa 1912. m-1Z-22-171
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

FOUR room modern house at 1884
Ogden; rent $500. Phone Main
1910. 1mo.-12-15-l1.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Lima Bean Salad.

Over a pint Of cold cooked Lima
beans pour three or four tablespoon
fuls Of olive oil, two tablespoonfuls OF
cider vinegar. one teaspoonful Of graf
cd onion, half teaspoonful Of salt and
half teaspoonful Of paprika. Toss
and mix; serve with chopped picthl
Peanut butter added to baked beans
Instead Of pork is a change which IN
liked by peanut lovers,
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

OF AGRICULTURE
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Msatlsss Msale,

As We are asked to observe Tuesday
ms a meatless day. which all patriotic
women will be glad to do. II behooves
US to look over our cook books and
Keep enough recipes for meatless
dishes on hle to escape monotony,
The Denver star., 1917-12-29
Mothers Cook Book.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES:

: The grand essentials OF happiness are
son'ethinG to do. something to love, and
something to hope for.
All ones self 10 music. II one touches
tho notss rightly and In tune.-Ruskin.
The Denver star., 1917-12-29

81 WILLIAMS, 2248 CIarkson ST., Denver.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-12-21
CARRIES BIG WEDDING FEAST
Father Remembers His Days Of De-
spair When He Invites Guests for
the Sumptuous Repast.

Twenty years ago Max GOotschneidei
landed In New York with Il slim young
wife, baby girl that could just toddle
$50 In money and hopeful disposition
The first few weeks In the strange
America was period of such forlorn
and homesick misery that Max never
forgot them.
And so, when Max and Mrs. Max,
no longer slim, sat In their fine house
discussing the details of celebration
which might be suitable 10 signnllZe
the engagement of the only daughter
OF prosperous furrier to marry Il rich
young diamond merchant Max had
an idea, says the Cincinnati Times
Star.
Mamma" he said, "yOu remember
when we landed in New York-y0u
and Carrie our baby and me? You
remember how IL was for us then ?
Well, we shall give feast for our
daughter, Carrie. and her young man.
but we will give II TO the people who
are now like we were then. Our
friends are happy. They are not hun
cry. They are not sOrrowful because
there Is no one to cheer them up. They
do not need feast like the poor peo-
pie that have come from the old coun-
try. Those are the people who shall
enjoy our Carries wedding feast"
And so the feast was given, away
down In East Broadway, In the build
ing which Is occupied by the Hebrew
Immigrants Sheltering Aid society,
and which Overflows nowadays with
hundreds of misery-strlcken people
from the countries at war in Europe.
There was room where $50 per
sons could eat at once. As soon as one
crowd Of $50 had finished, another
came in. There were no invitations
and no red tape. Max and Mrs. Max
and the pretty Carrie and her proud
husband-to-be stood at the door and
smilingly welcomed all who came.
There was chicken and duck and goose
and gefilite fish. And everyone was
welcome to all of everything.
Even the kids, who stealthily pill
fered goodies were urged to pllfer
more. And the feast brought joy and
good cheer to a thousand people who
are homeless in n strange land. And
the spirit of kindliness so permeated
IL all that Mamma GoOtschneider, now
and then, was compelled to wipe away
sympathetic tear. And after it was
all over, Papa Gootschneider declared
that his undying regret would be that
he had only one daughter to give
wedding feast for.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1917-12-21
Billy Louise discovers that
her love for Ward is darkened
by suspicion that he is connected
with a gang of bad men and she
treats him with cooIness, much
to his puzzIement.
CTO BE CONTINUEDJ
WHEY GOT DUMK0PFF's ROLL
Spouse Induced Him to CurtaiI Ex-
penses at Celebration, Then Di-
Vided Money Equally"

Adolph Dumkopff had made a kill
ing at poker, says the Detroit Free
Press.
"Oh, Adolph. how lovely!" scuggled
his wife. "YOu must have held won
derful hands, AdOlph. What did You
have-Jacks down, or a full kind, or
something"
"HOw about Il little celebration"
said Mr.. DumkOpff, iOvially. "How
about little theater party, and then
a little something to eat at Snoozen-
macher's?"
"Now, Adolph," demonstrated Mrs.
DumkOpff, whats the good of squan-
dering it right away? Now that you've
got it, you may as well keep it for
rainy day. Wen celebrate reasonably,
that's what We'll do"
And after supper they went to the
movies to see the beautiful SnoOzles
Wonderful in Looping the Loop" in
five parts, after which they each had
a pickle sandwich in Childlsh's.
"Now, wasn't that a reasonable cele-
bratiOnW said Mrs. Dumkoph, when
they had returned home. "Only eighty
five cents altogether"
Cheap at half the price," agreed
her husband, as he dropped off to
sleep. Half an hour later Mrs. Dum-
kopff carefully removed his trousers
from the chair by his head, extracted
his roll from the right-hand pocket,
divided it with scrupulous fairness
into two equal parts, kept the six tens
and replaced the six fives In her hus-
bands trousers.
"I'll buy something for the house
with this, such as the prizes for my
card party next week." thought Mrs.
Dumkopff, as she tucked the bills into
her back hair and slipped into bed to
sleep the sleep of the foxy.