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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
CHARLES SEES
GERMAN PARTY
Leaders Make Demand That Austrian
Emperor Summon Parlia-
ment Quickly.

Amsterdam, April 81 (via London)
"A semi-ofiicial dispatch from Vienna
says that Emperor Charles has granted
an audience to leaders of the German
party in Austria, in the presence of Pre-
mier Clam MARITIME. Herr Weisskerch-
ner, upper burgomaster of Vienna, spoke
of the loyalty of the Germans, who, he
said, would do everything to procure for
Parliament, which must be summoned
quickly, the capacity, and opportunity to
do its proper works.
THE people of Austria" he continued,
hope that the heavy sacrifices of this
unparalleled struggle, which was forced
upon us for the honor OF existence Of
our fatherland, will be recompensed by
thankfully will accept from your ma
jesty's hand with the promise that the
German people will cooperate loyalty
and steadfastly in works of peace to the
glory and greatness of Austria"
Emperor Charles replied:
Il assure you that fully appreciate
the seriousness and actuality of your po-
litical efforts. Germans in Austria may
be assured that they possess my con-
fidence.
ut is my intention to summon Par
Lament shortly. Revival of Parliament
airy life at this moment, after years of
suspension, is of extraordinary impor-
lance. / expect all parties will collabo-
rate in harmony which will demand re-
spect, and will work for the highest in.
terests and necessities of the state.
My government will adhere to its aims
strictly. | confidently expect that the
of the necessity of harmonious
cooperation among the representatives
of all the people of Austria will prevail
in the debates, thereby creating condi-
tons propitious for the happy future of
Austria"
London, April 20.--According to the
understanding here, the Austrian politi-
cal crisis has its origin in the desire OF
the Austrian government to sole politi-
cal questions such as that of languages
in Bohemia along Parliamentary lines
instead of by autocrstic measures, so as
not to run counter to democratic feel
ngs, esr tally in Russia, hopes of peace
with which nation are prev
alent Austrian newspapers urge the dis
satisfied German party to adapt itself
10 these conditions, but it appears that
,he party is not inclined to take this at
.itude.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
CONQUERS RHEUMATISM
In A VERY FEW DAYS

It is an established fact that one-half tea
spoonful of Rheuma taken once day has
driven the pain and agony from thousands Of
racked crippled and dospairing rheumatics
during the last five years.
Powerful and sure quick acting. yet harm
less Rheuma gives blessed relief almost at
once. The magic name has reached every
hamlet in the land. and there is hardly a
druggist anywhere who cannot tell you of
almost marvellous cures.
If you are tortured with rheumatism or
sciatica, you can get a bottle of Rheuma
from the Red Cross Pharmacy or any druggist
for not more than so cents. with the under
standing that if it does rot completely drive
rheumatic poisons from your system-mone
back.-Adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21

Reliability In Perfecting the
er has secured that one essential
feature which is so important to
touring -ROADABIITY. Through
balance, spring suspension. proper
wheelbase, scientific distribution of
weight, ease of control, Studebaker
has developed the most readable
cars on the market.
Finish The remarkable superior.
ity OF Studebaker coach
work Is plainly evident in the beau
tiful, distinctive glin-metal finish
with its ivory stripping. Studebaker
upholstering is II genuine highest
grade, semi-glazed leather usually
found only in the most expensive
cars, and Studebaker uses in cush-
ion work the best OF real ctrled
hair. The top is lesther-bound
The carpet in the tonneau is leath.
er edged. Not a detail OF finish is
overlooked.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
Peruna, Only Remedy for
Springand All Other aIIIII
Ailments - Have

Mrs. Wilson Robson, No. 744 Nessle
st., Toledo, Ohio, writes: 81 feel like
new person. / have no more heavy feel
ings, no more pain, don't belch up gas,
can eat most anything without it hurt
ing me. want TO be working all the
time. have gained twenty four pounds.
People that see me now and saw me two
months ago seem astonished. tell them
Peruna did it. I will say it is the only
remedy for spring and all other all
ments."
Our booklet telling you how to keep
well, free to all. The Peruna Co., Column
bus, Ohio.
Those who object to liquid medicines
can now procure Peruna Tablets.-Adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21

preliminary discussions and votes on Gre
dentials in Congress show that the Con-
stitutionalist Liberal party has not the
overwhelming majority which was pre-
dicted. Copies of the announcement of
Mexico's neutrality have been sent to all
Central and South American countries
and several replies have been received.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21

resilient springs, make Studebaker
cars unrivaled in riding comfort and
ease on long continued tours, as
well as on short trips. The Stude-
baker cars, both the Four and the
Six. are big, capaeious passenger
cars. but do not weigh more than
the average 5-psssenger car, which
means gasoline and TIRE economy
as well. Studebaker front seats can
be instantly adjusted to fit your
particular needs. The right hand
front seat of Studebsker cars is
instantly and easily reversed-its
occupant may face the tonneau at
will.
Both Four and Six arc fitted with
auxiliary chairs that make them
comfortable and capacious seven
passenger cars. When not in use
they fold up and stow away under
the rear seat there are no I'M
slightly cashes in the carpet or re-
cesses in the front seats.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
Other Specifications

OIiiCI OlJCClllCdbiOllS
Every Studebaker car Is equipped
with Blackmore patent door cur
tain openers. The side curtains
open with the doors. making it as
easy for you to get in and out of
as a limousine.
Studebaker uses l3 Eimken Bear
ings in its design.
Besides all the foregoing. a Stude-
baker equipment includes real
one-man top. Stewart Warner
magnetic Speedometer, Yale Lock
on the Ignition Switch. Motor
Driven Sparton Horn mounted
under the hood, and a special adj
Unstable rain-vision Windshield
that is built especially for Stude.
baker bodies.
Tircs-on the -Four, 34x4; on the
Six, 35x41s.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
Details Studebaer
the md SIX

Power 40 horsepower in the
FOUR. 50 horsepower
in the SIX and not merely
claimed horsepower" but actual,
developed. disable road horsepower
- such masterful power makes
Studebaker cars unique in their
price range. In ratio Of horse
power TO gasoline consumed, stu
debaker is the most powerful car
on the 1917 market. And only
wears OF practical experience,
years spent in watching the per-
Torrance OF Studebaker cars on
every kind OF road, have made
this giant, yet economical power
possible.
Cop,for.t Both Studehakcr
'-i- Four and Six gave
far more room than the average
touring car. Studebakcr offers a
scientific perfection 81 cushion
work that. combined with remark
able chassis balance and unusually
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21

Il caused him a great deal
OF intense burning and
itching which made him
scratch and his clothing
seemed TO aggravate the
breaking out. The skin
was very sore, and he
would lie awake nights
lretting. His BODY was
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21

bare OF skin in some places.
II then purchased Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. There was great gain from
the first application, and in a month
he was healed" (Signedl Arthur w.
Baglin, "a Faiview ST., Hartford, Conn.
A little care, little patience, the use
Of Cuticura Soap and no other on the
skin for everyday toilet purposes, with
touches Of Cuticura Ointment, now and
then, to any pimples, rashes, redness,
roughness or dandruff often means a
clear, healthy skin. clean scalp and good
mir through life.
For Free Sample Each By Return
Mail address postcard: 'tCuticura,
Dept. X Boston" Sold everywhere.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
CUT|CURA HEALS
BOYS ITCHING RASH
Intense Itching and Burning Made
Him Scratch. Skin Was verySore,
He Would Lie Awake Fretting.
Healed in One Month by Cuticura.

when about one year old our boys
body began 10 be covered with a form
OF pimples which developed into a rash.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1917-04-21
SOON READY FOR SEA.

Seized German Ships Are Being Put Into
Shape.
Washington, April 2l.-yigorous steps
are being taken by the government to
make the seized German ships ready for
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

The annual luncheon and election of
officers of the Bismarck Comm
club, scheduled for the Grand Pacific
hotel at 6 this evening, is expected
to bring out at least 200 members to
hear what has been accomplished by
the organization during an eventful
year, and to listen to an address from
the Hon. Samuel A. clark of Carroll
ton, Mo-, lecturer, statesman and jour-
nalist, who comes to answer that alb
sorbing question, What can industry
do to adjust itself to the new condi-
tons which must be met at the close
of the war;"
Through a clerical error, cards were
mailed out yesterday noting the lunch
con for II o'clock noon. This mistake
was remedied this morning, and it
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
Commercial Club Annual
This Evening Will Enjoy
Address From S. A. Clark

Is generally understood by members
that the hour is 6 this evening. Pres
ident H. P. Goddard and Secretary
G. N. Remission will present their an
nual reports, and five directors will
be elected for the ensuing year The
business of the evening will not con-
sumo a great amount of time and
will he djsDatched between courses,
allowing everyone liberty when fed
to devote fun attention to the adj
dress of Mr. Clark, which will be
worth hearing.
This is the tenth annual meeting
of the Bismarck Commercial club,
which was chartered in 1903, and it
never has closed a year with a finer
record of accomplishment; with more
substantial promise for the future, nor
with a better financial condition.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
HUGE BROOKL YN WAR
PLANT BURNS WITH
LOSS Of A MILLION
Fire Breaks Out Under Eyes of
Guard from Causes Not Yet
Disclosed.
RIGID INVESTIGATION
WITH PLOT SUSPECTED

New York, Dec 4.-Four large build
ings at the Morse Dry Dock and Re-
pair Company on the south Brooklyn
water front we're destroyed by fire
tonight with an estimated loss of ST.
100000. The origin of the fire is I'M
known. United States soldiers on
duty at the plant declared that the
fire started suddenly in the carpenter
shop, where hundreds Of men were
working, and then quickly spread to
other buildings.
The Morse company was working
on large government orders and is
one of the few private plants that has
guard of United States soldiers. A
sentry fired his rifle into the air when
he discovered small flame eating
its way out of one end OF the large
wooden carpenter shap. Firemen,
fire boats and members OF the naval
reserves fought the fire.
The carpenter shop, the joining shop
and the pattern shop. all wooden
buildings, were burned to the ground
and the immense brick machine shop,
in which valuable machinery was
stored. was destroyed An employees
restaurant and an oil storage plant
caught fire, but were saved with lit.
tie damage
Two large steamships which were
in dry dock were lowed into the har.
Dor. Municipal, state and federal au-
thorities are conducting an investiga-
ton into the cause OF the fire.
Let us place you on our regular Sun.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

ening of the campaign by which the
government expects to raise $780,
100000 before Jan. /, 1919. Reports
to the treasury told of postoftices bc-
sieged by thousands of purchasers
who waited TN long lines
Banks which had neglected stock
ing up in advance sent hurry calls
to federal ress7ve banks for stamps
and applications for selling agencies
came in thousands from drug stores,
cigar stands, factories, schools and
other eligibles. The applications go.
first to local or state directors of the
campaign, or to federal reserve banks,
and are forwarded to Secretary Nc
Adoo, who will issue licenses to those
authorized to act as agents.
No estimate Of aggregate sales on
the opening day was available tonight,
but tlegraphis reports indicated that
hundreds of thousands of dollars
passed over counters to government
vredit.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
BATTER Y
r EP AIR I N G

We are a licensed service station
and wholesale distributing depot Of
the Exde Battery Co., the largest Of
its kind in the world. Any work we
turn out is absolutely guaranteed by
our contract with these people. We
viii repair all makes Of batteries and
carry a full line of new Exide batter
les and parts for any make Of car.
Cold weather ruins a half charged
battery. II yours Is in doubtful con.
dition, send it to US for inspection.
We also specialize in the winter stor.
age Of batteries for those who put
away their cars for the season.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
NOTICE FOR BIDS.

Bids will be received by the board
of education for the Bismarck Special
school District No. |, to Dec. 10Th,
1917, for interest on the deposit of the
sinking fund of said school district,
and also for interest on the daily bal
ances of the general fund. The sue
cessful bidder must furnish bonds to
cover the, amount of the deposits,
Board of Education, Bismarck
School Dist. No. 1.
JOHN A. LARSON, Treas.
11-3O: IL "A 6 g.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
WORK WANTED

WANTED-Place to work for board
and room by boy studying teleg-
raphy. Very reliable. Call Van
Horn, room 26. 12-4-t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
G. WILLIAMS & co.
Real Estate Snaps

FOR sALE.-16O acres IA miles from
Bismarck two miles from loading
platform on 500 R. R., all fenced
and cross fenced, so acres broke,
IS acres in rye, fair buildings with
we'll of good water and windmill.
Price only $500 per acre; 100000
cash, balance to suit purchaser.
FOR SALE OR RENT.-Several resi-
dences; some modern, some partly
modern, easy terms, small payment
in cash, balance like rent.
FOR TRADE.|One section Of good
land in Mckenzie County to trade
for City income property.
G. WILLIAMS 4 co.
office Bismarck Bank BLDG.
Tel. No. 497. Bismarck N. D.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
FOR SALE OR RENT-HOUSES
$50. - -: = - AND FLATS.

FOR SALE-SiX room house; month
ly payments about same as rent
J. K. DOran. Palm
FOR RENT-Partly modern six room
house. J. X. Doran. 12-4-1m
FOR RENT-4 room house, full base
ment, heating plant, hardwood
floors, city water electric lights,
etc; very reasonable. Phone 600.
12-4-tf
FOR RENT-Flat; water, light and
heat furnished. Especially. low
price if tenant will care for furnace.
Phone 123R. ]. X. Doran. Palm
FOR REkT-Modern house; seven
rooms, 322 Second St., Jan. 1. Want
small family and might take room
myself. G. W. Ranney, Box PSI.
1886
FOR EENT-512 Ave. L. Unfurnish
cd. Seven rooms and bath. Low
rent. Inquire, A. Van Horn, 209 18th
st. 12-3-3t
FOR RENT-strictly modern S-room
house. Enquire o. w. Roberts.
Phone 751 or ISL. - If
FOR Remit room strictly modern
house. 423 18th street. Phone SILK.
II 30 | Wk
FOR RENT room modern cottage
fitted with Majestic range, window
shades and curtain fixtures. f. w.
Wasche. IL 1 If.
HOUSE TO REMIT have two
h""ses for rent. c. l.. Burton. LIST
-. .-~,-A small 1 room cottage.
Call Phone II. II II If
FOR RENT-Good, comfortab BILE, seven
room house, close in; rents for $25.
F. o. HellstrOm. 12-3-tf |
POSITIONS WANTED
WANTED.-Position in office or out.
side work by young married man.
Address, North Dakota American
Creamery Company, Bismarck.
11-29-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
An Awkward idiot.

II didn't mind him asking my age"
said the lady: what really reused my
anger was his introducing the subject
By SAYING lie hoped d reference TO my
II .s:,4,,4of,,1 %r, ,,,o
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
LOST AND FOUND

dog; legs are trimmed.
Has sore on right shoulder. Return
for reward to 21S Tenth st. south.
Phone S23. 1918
LOST--Hood for automobile top in
city or on north road. Call 152X.
II 80 st
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
LONG LINES L|NGER
BEFORE POST OFFICES
FOR SAVINGS STAMPS
Public BUSHES to Secure First
Place in Distribution of New
Form of Loan.

Washington, Dec. 4.-Demand for
war saving stamps exceeded the sup
ply in many cities today at the OPP
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

BECOME A sRokER-supplying the
consumers in your county with mer-
chandise direct from manufactures
and producers at wholesale prices
We have made buying arrangements
with more than five hundred manu-
facturers. Have issued a complete
catalog to be distributed by each
county broker with their own name
on same. Send for particulars to-
day. You should establish a large
and permanent business. s150 to
5000 capital required. Address
President, Sth floor, 90 E. Jackson.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
COME WITH US TO SUNNY TEXAS.

COME WITH US TO SUNNY TEXAS.
FOR SALE-4 room house partly
modern in good repair. Full base
ment, Hot air furnace, oak floors,
SUI nporch, lot 5Ox150. Price $4,000.
Part cash and terms on balance.
FOR SALE--Six room house, strictly
modern, full basement, hot air fur
mace, oak floors, three bedrooms
with bath up stairs. Lot 50x140.
North Front. Price $4,000 with
terms.
FOR sALE-Small three room house
partly modern on corner lot in good
part of town. Price $1,000. Part
cash and terms on balance.
FOR RENT-Five room house on 7th
street. partly modern, or will sell
on easy terms. .rn!r.
FOR SALE-or will exchange for N.
.-D D.. property, Is acre apple orchard
1R miles from town of 1900 in col.
Z orado. Well improved. e.. .
d.. OWENS & co,
Bismarck. N. ..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
J. II. HOLMAN
Real Estate earaaIno.

FOR SALE-Nice cottage of five
rooms and bath, corner of Ave. A
Lot alone very valuable Worth
$500. For quick sale, $4,000; $500
cash.
Insurance Written Notary Public
J. II. HOLMAN
Lucas Block Lucas Block
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYCLES
FOR sALE.-At a bargain Maxwell
car. Run one season. No. 1886 care
Tribune '''1'] h. 1852 Wks.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

WANTE0.-Woman to assist with
house work on farm. Good home
and moderate wages. No objection
to small child. Inquire Box 1OS,
City. 11-29-1Wk.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

WANTED-Roomers and boarders at
the Dunraven, PIP Third St. Mrs
Blanche Masters, Mgr.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

FOR SAlE-One No. 8 steel range,
good as new. SIS 5th street. Phone
Spy IL 1 If
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

Trtbnne want ada viii bring results
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR RENT-Store room on 18th St.
Brick building. $780, g.. 12-4.2t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

WANTED-To buy a good reed baby
buggy. Call 454X.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

Let us place you on our regular Sun.
day service. Circulation Depart.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-12-04

FOR SALE-One-fourth section land,
3 or miles from Bismarck, $500
per acre. One-fourth cash. SWA
section 30 T. 139, range 70. Alex A.
Gibson. p. o. Box SCI, Chico, But.
Ter Co., California.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-11-09
POWelIs Fort.

Those who attended the Com
munion Services at the Valley
Pike Dunkard Church, near
Msnrertown, last Saturday night
from this place were Mr.. Ashby
Lichliter and wife, Mr.. Jacob
Ritenour and wife, Mrs. Emma
Lichliter, Mrs. Maggie Reedy,
Messrs. Theodore Lichliter and
William Robinson.
Mrs. Josie Tamkin is the guest
of friends and relatives in Win.
chester.
Mr.. Arch Lichliter left Mon
day to spend several weeks in
Charles Town, w. Va.
Rev. and Mrs. w. E. Hamilton
are visiting in Luray.
Mr.. A. B. Lichliter, who ha6
the misfortune to fall from a
wagon two weeks ago while ir
W. odstock and broke two ribs
is ow at the home of his son
in-law and daughter, Mr.. anf
Mrs. w. E. Shipe. He is doing
very we'll at this time.
Mr.. Henry Burner, of this
place, while in Woodstock last
Monday had quite a runaway,
when his two horse team ran of
for some distance before it was
stopped. An automobile belong.
ing to Mr.. Sidney Newman was
struck on Main Street and con.
sidera bly, damaged.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-11-09
|MAURERTOWN.

Mrs. r. S. Newman has beer
confined to her home for several
days with throat trouble.
The communion services at
the Valley Pike Church last
Sunday night was largely at
tended and the sermon Sunday
morning by Elder Cool, of VIM
chester, was an able effort.
Prof. ]. M. Good, of Harrison
burg, was here this week tuning
pianos and player pianos.
Melvin Shrum, Earl Helsley,
Edward Headley and Henry
F1nks, who motored to Culpeper
County, Monday on a business
"trip, returned home Wednesday.
The Quality Music House sold
a satin finish mahogany Jesse
French & Sons piano to Mrs. A.
R. Fleets, of Chapel Hill, N. c.,
Monday. This is the fourth
piano sold by these people in
this part of North Carolina DUR
ing the past five months.
Miss Bruce Funkhouser is at
the home of her sister, Mrs. C.
H. Spiker, for a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Fisher,
of Philadelphia, who have been
visiting relatives and friends, re-
turned to their home, Monday.
Alonza Windle. son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Samuel D. Windle, who live
south of town, is visiting his
parents and old friends, after
lapse of II years. He is living
It Urbana, Ohio.
Jacob Hilliard. of Winchester,
IN old Confederate Veteran is
the family of Mr.. Jesse
Sine.
Mrs. Levi Kiser left for Mt.
Jackson. Wednesday to spend a
week with her daughter, Mrs.
Newland.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. ]. Wagner,
drs. Melvin Shrum and Miss Sue
)oll motored to York, Pa,
thursday, and will visit Rev.
\. H. Smith and family.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-11-09
A Motoroar Race In 1888

In 1895 few enthusiastic "horseless
carriage" manufacturers decided that
the time was ripe for a race. As We
look back at 1t now the contest was a
mechanical Jest. The vehicles started
bravely and then stopped lamely while
their drivers made repairs. One In.
ventor followed his mechanical wonder
with a team Of horses. The winner of
the race had averaged the mad speed
OF seven and one-half miles an hour.
his engine, carefully tested after the
feverish contest was over, was found
. develop an amazing four Horsepower,
-Waldemar Kaempnsrt IA Harp>r's
Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-11-09
Football and Mssrlmeax

well. I wish him luck" saiA Mr..
Jones after reading in the paper IN
account Of the wedding Of Z popula,
member Of q college football team.
But" he added in q Illuminating tone,
marriage is very much Hike football"
Don't talk so ridiculous," snapped
Mrs. Jones. How can you compare
football to marriage7"
why" replied Jones, at looks g
easy to those who haven't tried it."