The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1917-07-05

said; Where the ellis your fish,
replied the youngster.
Some men can't understand VIII,
their wives are so tired at the end o
days work. Go to the average farm
and notice the riding plows, the rid
ing culitvators, and even the ridin.
grindstones. Then go to the house ant
see how many riding dishwashers ant
riding washing machines you can find
q = q
The burglar had just begun his tern
and was assigned to work in a broom
factory. Near him was an oldish mar
who studied him intently and seemed
to be awaiting an opportunity to say
something. 1t came while the over
seer was at the ice-water tank. allow
long are you in for?" he whispered.
Twelve years." replied the newcomer.
The veteran looked around nervously
and thrust a letter in the burglars
hand. "Im in for life," he said, Email
this when you get out"
81 have been reading lately the gov
srnment weather bureaus explanation
# the freaks of the cyclone" said
Did Bill Misgivens. at says that
lind of vacuum is created by the cy-
lone which takes the air pressure
way from the outside of objects
ut doesn't interfere with the air on
he inside and as the pressure from
he inside is Is pounds to the square
nch and practically nothing on the
Inside, the building just naturally
xplodes. Now, as none of the gov
experts has ever so far as
ave heard, ever been inside of a |
,clon, my opinion is that thy don't
now anything about it. | have been
cyclones now for more than
years and my opinion is" that they
mt work according to any rule. Once
a while, though, there have been
SEES which seem to bear out this
pert theory. Take the case of Ezra
gum, who was caught in a cyclone
I in Kansas a good many years ago
Zen | lived there. Ezra was the
)st poorly nourishd man so far as
pearances went that | most ever
W. He was hearty eater, but his
I'd didn't seem to afford him any
re nourishment than the wheat
ssing through threshing machine.
was tall, about feet 5 inrhes |
,uld judge and about a foot wide
len he was walking round Ezra :
ked like an animated MULLEN stalk \
h clothes hung on it. But when I
ure was putting the skin on Ezra
.ppeared as if it had calculated that
would some time fill out and get
be big man sideways as well as
gthways. 1t seemed to me that
er saw man with as much skin
t he didn't have any particular use
as Ezra. 1t just hung on him in
Is, and creases like an old fash
ed seersucker coat hung on a pole.
en- the barber shaved Ezra he used
pull his ears back and pin them
ind his head so as to stretch tie
/ on his jaws a bit. Well, as l
saying, Ezra was unfortunate
ugh to get caught in the middle
/ cyclone. He was sitting in the
Sc reading when the cyclone came
ing and tearing along and caught
And then something happened
seemed, as l have said, to bear
this government expert theory.
know the scientific fellers tell us
the atmospheric pressure is equal
rnally and internally and that 9TH
Sc we would all be either crushed
ust open. In Ezra's case the at
,heric pressure on the outside
led to be suddenly relieved and
It once Ezra swelied out like
on. A neighbor who just missed
outside edge of the cyclone saw
as he passed by. He said that
looked like a man who would
h about 500 pounds. There was
wrinkle left. His skin was as
as a drum asd as a result all Of
clothes had been ripped open at
cams. For some time before the
ne Ezra had been raising a crop
1iskers on account of the trouble
as to shave his wrinkled skin.
inside pressure had forced all of
Thiskers out by the roots and the
Dor said that Ez was mostly
unded by flying hair. The cy-
dropped him just as if it had
ired of the joke it was playing
vent on looking for other things
ok up. Ezra fell to the earth
bounced like a big rubber ball
hen he began to shrink up like
ctured tire. In Is minutes after
yclone dropped him he was as
and skinny looking fB ever, but
clone had wrought some changes
m. For example his whiskers
all gone and his skin was crack .