The Cordova daily times., 1917-03-24

That Cupid Is aiming his arrow in | the direction of several of our eligible | young men.
 That Cordova is enjoying a greater | measure of prosperity than any other town in Alaska.
 That every incoming steamer from the states is loaded down with pas sengers for Cordova.
 That most of our young ladies are planning on sporting a new headgear on Easter Sunday.
 That if the nation goes prohibition there will be more reformers than bartenders out of a job.
 That an occasional concert by the newly organized band would be ap- preeiated by the public.
 That buying ribbons for typewriters is legitimate - but straw hats with snow on the ground, never.
 That man named Rye is governor of a prohibition state. Why not get | Beers for lieutenant governor.
 That one of Bernstorff's secretaries | faI h, o,,stn of pyjamas. Good night, shirt
 That the Fraternal Order of Eagles | have had plans drawn for new hall, | which will be erected this spring.
 That the dog ordinance is still in effect and as a result fewer can ines are in evidence on the streets.
 That gasoline is going to be higher | on account of the scarcity of potatoes. That excuse is as good as any other.
 That as soon as the weather permits | a building boom will start and many | huChly hcoutu VIII Dc cIcStCus That if corn having ears ever hear of the price potatoes are bringing, you c.-t,pagine what an ear of corn will That the mayoralty race promises to afford some excitement in what | UnuId ntbnruica ha tau p,nni. | cipal election.
 That the April term of court here l promises to be lengthy one, and will be attended by many witnesses from the westward. That as the graft trial progresses the mayor of Seattle does not stand as Hi as he did before the bootleggers started to tell all they knew. That they are talking of passing a law to protect skunks for their skins. Most of the skins we know are skunks | who should receive no protection.
 That when we were about to doll up" in our new spring duds down | comes another fall of the beautiful 1 and covers mother earth with a man. tie of white.
 That after congress disposes of it's war matters the sundry civil bill, | which carries an appropriation for | Cordovas new public building, is to be given consideration.
 That regardless of the high cost of food we Cordovans need not worry as long as clans, salmon and game con- tinue so plentiful Has this idea ever filtered into your head? That Judge Jennings has done his <'durndest" to have a Democrat sue ceed Wickersham in congress, al. | though he was unable to turn the | trick" when he was candidate for | that office.
 That it is up to Cordova to at once 1 get busy and plan some appropriate entertainment for our distinguished visitors from the states, who are com ing here with the Seattle Chamber of Commerce for two days in Juiy.----- That when w. A. Hesse returns to Cordova from New York, where he is showing his Alaska films, he will like ly bring back good supply of "spuds" as the box offices at all the theatres in the east seem to have a corner on that luxurious vegetable.
 That two Fords came together head on. Lights, radiators, lenders and hoods all smashed. The drivers took out their little book of prices on parts and found that $2.75 would make them new again, laughed, shook hands and each went his way.
 That you don't want to overlook re-