New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1917-02-16

fence for II. o. BursnM 70 set foot
outside the boundaries u Socorrs
County, and it should 30 further,
as a matter of safety First" and
prohibit any individual who has ever
lived in Socorro County from en-
te.,ng the confines Of any other
county. and the entire nIftia f,rc.
should be called out and the borders
OF ssii county should be Datr,l'ed,
day and night. to see that no n
enters or leaves the said county.
And as a further precautionary
measure, sufficient money should be
appropriated, to build a higA nonscai.
able stone wall all about the city
of Santa Fe, and large, massive gates
should be erected, near which armed
guards, clothed in appropriate re-
gala, should be stationed each with
a drawn sword in his hard, and
through which gates no n should
be permitted to enter without a sign
ed passport from the said Bronson,
duly countersigned by Ex-Gov. Mi
guel A. Otero and witnessed by Z.
Dana Johnson, and as a further pre-
caution it might be we'll to have it
also triple signed by Elmer F..
Vcedcr legal adviser to the Cover
nor and SUCH other persons as are per.
mitted to get their names in the
columns Of the Santa Fee New NIX
lean for favorable mention.
But something should be done,
and that right away, otherwise the
Republican legislature might be mis-
led into enacting into law some OF
the measures which the aforesaid
Rursum advocated, which of course
arc very inimical to the state, oti,rr-
wise he wouldn't have advocated
them.
Let every body in Santa Fe who
has a million bones" Or so, get in
beside and behind Bronson and help
him push for the eliminating Of
Bursum"; ne others need apply, for
it wouldn't be right for any sort
OF a Common Gink" to get close
to Bronson for some Of the Com
mon' might rub off.
Al other inhabitants OF the afore-
said "City OF the Holy Faith" should
remain quietly in their homes during
the remainder Of the legislative SEES
sion with barred doors and win
dows. and lights cxtinguished at
night, unless Bronson, "Gi1la" and
Dana Johnson, with the aid of the
Santa Fc'New Mexican succeed in
driving from the Sacred precincts
of the city that which so menaces
the peace, health and safety of the
inhabitants thereof, to wit; H. o.
Bursum, When they succeed the
fire whistle will give ten long, vi
brant, bowling blasts, whercupor
they can emerge from their homes in
safety.
All residents of the state, outside
the limits of said city, should i'm
mediately subscribe for Dana's "Pen.
sive Effussion" so that they wifi
be fully informed, at al times as
to the state of the Union between
Bronson, "Gil,la", Dana and the
other ten, and as 70 the progress OF
their offensive against the sector in
habitated by H. O. Bursum and the
allied forces of evil. If you live out
side, and are compelled to come to
Santa Fe, kindly forward to M. A.
Otero, Secy. & Treas. Santa Fe New
Mexican Printing Company applica-
ton for permit to visit Santa Fe.
WHhSh dppilIdtlOH Hiuot W supported
by affidavit, stating that you are not
acquainted with H. o. Bursum; have
never voted for him, and never will:
that you are a daily reader Of the
Santa Fe New Mexican, and be-
lieve that every word and syllable
therein contained is true; that YOU
claim you are a graduate of Harvard
University, and speak the English
language as it is spoken by the
and lords in England; that you
never did a days work in your life,
and live or the money some of your
forefathers earned in selling soap or
otherwise: that you have a valet de
chambre. butler with side burns;
a chef and chaeuffeur, or a wife who
supports you, with the aid of charit-
able friends. and that you will travel
TO and from Santa Fe over Ralph
C.. Ely's railroad; whereupon, if your
worn evidence is accepted as true,
you may safely come to Santa Fe,
upon receipt of a permit from the
Bronson. countersigned and wit
messed, as required OF those enter.
inp the stone gate way. after the
wall is built about the city.
Query: What would we do IL Bur-
should learn how to operate q
Tying machine or a ~Zeppelin"1
Would the readers advise putting a
over the city, too?