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Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22
loyd'S Brain Leaks.

Albert Elder says, When married
man has been away from home for a
weeks he begins to get homesick, and
after he gets back home for few
days he begins to get sick Of home.
Carloss Oakley said, "Pa?"
What is it, my SOM"
is call money the kind you pay
your telephone bills with?'t
"You get your lessou and keep your
mouth shut"
Daddy says. Oice upon a time
man went into barber shop AMI got
a have. Ard when the barber
was through shaving the man the bar
Der rubbed the witch hazel on the
mans Upper lip. chin and neck and
didn't put it all in the mans eyes and
on his forehead. All fairy tales begin
with ">nce upon a ,ime." Daddy
knows.
Uncle Dock Green says. A success
full man is the ore who gets up from
his knees and starts in to answer his
own prayers.
Ed Baker says, A girl will marry
man because she feels sorry for him
and then pas es the rest of her time
feeling sorry for herself.
Uncl. Gus Bentley says, If a CIR
would use as much jude ement in select
ing husband as he does in selecting
a shlrtwaist. there would he mighty
few married women IN the world.
DADDY says, A m n gets at ached to
hat after te wears it for while and
he hates to change it for new one.
But it is different wi woman.
Uncle George Stslli,n says. What
has become of the old-fashioned woman
who cured cold by wearing flannel
rag on her chest 81, iii she lost the rag
IN bed.
Ambrose Wheeler says. We have a
sneahing notion that the maj who tells
a lie when the truth would hurt some
Vther man. las as good ci ance in the
next world as the rest Of US.
Sam Howerton says, A boy il ,x-
specled to be p',liie to man. but how
long has i, b;en sinc. you heard a man
say please or thank y,u. to boy.
Carlcss Oakley said, Pa. what i,
dyspepsia?"
1T is tie r.inorse Of a guilty stom.
ach, my SON.
Newt Do lar says, Mighty few girls
can afford hand. painted hats, and
gowns. hand.paiht,d shoes and stock
ings. but AIRY girl can af I'd hand
painted complexion
Ed X ce says, One reason why man
should slwa,s think twice before he
speaks. is because il he doesn't he is
liable to tell the truth, and that would
never do.
Jim Pickens says, I. is none Of our
business but most Of the men VII,
chew tobacco should wear brown shirts.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22
To Initiate Thatch Roof.

or the various attractive roof Of.
fects which can he achieved will,
either the asphalt ar the wood Shlnslr
none are more popular at present than
that of The imitation of the old Englsl.
thatch.
This effect Is obtained hy what is
anovn rs tie woven sninglc method.
whereby III, shingles are laid In
conrscS varying IN width from one inch
10 seven inches.
While undoubtedly n roc: VI this
sort lends charm aud dIStinction I,
houses of certain style of archi.
lecture from the nature of the work.
nanSlnp required In its construction.
the roof cannot be considered chcup
one.
IN those who do not have 10 con.
sdcr expense closely. the soft finish OF
he M,iIntlnn thatch. must make n
'rung appeal.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22
PLEA FOR BETTER SCHOOLS
improved Methods Of Education and
Hygiene Are Urged Upon Count.
try's Smaller Communities.

The federal school extension agent,
Mr.. McBrlen, wrote recently in a spe.
cial statement: "In educational oppor.
tunity the city hoy and girl have priv.
ileges fur superior to those OF the farm
boy and farm girl. In funds. In length
Of term, H. equipment, in buildings, In
administration and supervision, In
courses Of study, In efficiency of the
teaching force, and In salaries paid,
the superiority Of the city schools Is 50
far above that Of the rural schools as
TO make the situation In many sections
Of the county deplorabc. 1t has been
so desperate In many instances during
the past 20 years, when contrasted with
the splendid opportunities Of the city
school, that II II given more times than
any other reason by fathers and moth.
ers for moving from the farm to the
city,"
Other critics are laying stress on
nral sanitation and hygiene. Senator
Ransdell, chairman of the senate com.
miltee on health and quarantine, has
been urging n special inquiry into the
methods OF preventing disease In rural
America, particularly such diseases as
malaria and typhoid, which are wholly
preventable. The senator's measure
proposes systematic cooperation be.
tween local and national authorities,
and Is based on the idea that "the prob.
lem Of rural sanitation Is not local
problem, but one which concerns the
health and physical integrity Of our
entire nation" The two diseases
named, II is estimated, cost the coun.
try S9oo.0Oo,0O0 a year.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

you about Mrs. Lowe. She simply
thought she was going TO die. She
felt so bad ! believe she almost would
have been glad to have il all ended
II was just pitiful to watch her Her
weight dropped from ii0 to llC
pounds. She couldn't eat without be
ing sick. We had just about given
her up. Then we heard Of Tanlac and
she tried 1t. All Of sudden she
seemed to take new interest in life
Within week she began eating solid
food, just like she did before she had
trouble with her stomach. The food
nourlshcd her, too, and she began tax
ing on weight. She slept sound and
Il seemed like no time before she was
feeling well again.
Helps Youngest Girl.
"One day Frances was up TO see
her sister, She's the Youngest. YOU
know. She was feeling bad and Mrs.
Lowe gave her some Tanlac. II made
her feel better and she came home and
said, Mama, ] believe that new tonic
that helped sister will do me some
good. Please get me bottle So I
did and do you know that in a week
she began TO feel better. Now she
eats all she wants, sleeps wei and
doesn't have those dizzy spells or
spots before her eyes when she i.
studying.
II was such firm believer in Tan.
lac by the time il had built up the
health Of my two girls that I got
some for myself. II certainly toned
up my system. used to have nery.
Gus spells but they are all gone now.
! got back my appetite and now |
sleep as well aS did before my stom.
ach started to bother me.
II tell you Tanlac has done a LOT
for our family and we can't say too
much good about IT,"
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

Sudden changes Of temperature and
underwear h,ings pring colds with
stuffed up head. sore throat and K, ner-
al cold symptoms. A dose Of DR.,
Kings New Discovery is sure relief.
this happy combination Of antiseptic
hslsams cleans the head. soothes the
irri'atcd membranes and what might
have been a lingering cold is broken
up. Don't stop treatment when relief
Is first felt ~ . half cured cold ,s dan.
gerous. Take DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry till your cold is gone. /
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22
A Good Man.

A Good Man. Avoid This
Tut We discard
discussion of what good should and sometimes happens
,e and be onc.-Nnrcus Aurellus with friendships.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

Someone suggested the other dny
mat we tack sign on our house sny.
ing, This l. a Tanlac Family That's
because my two daughters and | talk
10 much about Tanlac. We all wear
The Tanlac Smile. too" Mrs. s. c.
Fmett, liOs Walnut street, said
But why shouldn't We talk abou,
II when we feel that il has done us a
world OF good. Everyone OF US has
iecn helped by Tanlac and III tell you
". can't say too much for Il.
First my older daughter. Mrs. John
Lowe, tried it. She had lost 30 pounds
and was so run down and nervous that
even the rumbling of wagon or the
tanning Of door would upse, her
for hours, We feared We would have
10 send her 10 hospital.
II honestly believe that Tanlac
,.ved her from complete breakdown
Nothing else seemed to help her But
1anlac put her on her fee, again righ,
'uick. Today she is one Of the han.
JIcst women in Cincinnati
Then Frances became run down
,crt Of half-sick. She had dizzy
'pells. We were going to take her
'u, OF school because she KEEP, com.
r.aining Of spots and webs before her
eyes. Her complexion 20, pas,y and
'he didn't look a Bit well. Tsnlac
however proved TO be just the thing
,le needed and now she is back in
rsod health again.
Mother Was haltsiek.
As for myself, fcl, almost the
tame as Mrs. Lowe. My stomach
'oubled me. My appetite was poor
urd suffered after eating with bloat-
lng and be'ching Of gas. Bu, with
a.. help Of Tanlac go, rid Of these
,oubles and now ! feel simply splcn.
DID
But started out a, first TO tell
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

,h, lIs. - the large d!at 10 the top
OF ,irup can, aud the tive are piv
oicd to TIE safe door with q natl. A
tuition muld tM, FIX. . may be used
To- Keep tne spool from pulling on OF
tive matt
-Four srool feet fastened V ith nails
60 the safe bottom. aud couple oi
coats Of black pairt, VIII complete tn,
safe.
ny setting the slarm.haud twice q
lay. YOU may have the safe opet
each morning when You arise. ane
each night at bedtime
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

fastening these together with battens
&c, Fig. 81. Locate the opening for
the clock face In the center OF the
width OF the door. and several inches
above the center Of the height Make
II triie smaller than the clock case.
20 the case will set over It as shown
In Fig. 8. Fig. 3 suggests how to
make the hole by first boring q mum
Der OF holes and then cutting out the
wood between with a small saw or
chisel. Hinge the door as shown in
Figs. and 4.
Now for the timelock. Fasten the
clock back OF the opening with sta.
pie driven over the top ring and an.
other over each foot Zig. 81. Then
cut latch d figs. and 81 several
inches shorter than the width OF the
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

Albert Elder says, When a married
man has been away from home for
weeks he begins to get homesick, and
after he gets back home for few
days he begins to get sick of home.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

Tanlac, the m st m Jicne
Ind rec n,trJctive tor ic. is sold
exclus vely by J. II. 0RMF. Ma.
ION. OH .r exclusive agents in
n.arb, tow are as foloAs:
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22
Observation-Disclosures
S HANDICRAFT s
!: FOR BOYS s
s BY A. NEELY HALL z
2 aathor Of The Handy Boy" "The ssy &
Cfahsman-" -Hsndiersft for Handy
Boys" etc
Copyright. by A. Nicely Hall)
A HOMEMADE SAFE WITH A
rIME.lOCk.
by A. Nicely Hali.)

All OF you boys will want TO make
this unique safe for your bedroom.
An ordinary alarm.clock Is required
l0r lock.
Let the dimensions OF the safe be
determined by the size OF box which
you can get. Fig. shows the inte-
rior with shelves spaced at the right
distances apart to allow for four
tiers OF boxes. Cigar boxes with spool
knobs are excellent for these boxes.
fasten the shelves as shown at A..
Fig 2.
Nall a strip about an inch and one
half wide to one edge OF the box, for
q hinge-strip tB. Fig. 81 Then make
a door out OF the box.eover boards.
Crittenden record-press., 1917-03-22

BLACKBOARD, A. 7 Browo; ;
FRED0NlA, W. +. Cox; CRI-
DER, l.. D. McElroy; Ell DY-
VILE. Wi'hers Drug Co. Adv
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-12-27

SUMMONS
State of North Dakota, County of Sioux, In
District Court. Twelfth Judicial District,
First State Bank of Fort Yates, "a corporation)
Plaintiff
VS.
Larry Cermak Defendant
The State Of North Dakota to the above
answ err the Complaint OF the Plaintiff in the
"bove entitled action. which has been flied in
the office of the Clerk OF the District Court of
county o sioux and state Of North Dakota
and to serve copy of your answer to the
said cpmp,atn on the subscriber ut his Office
within thirty days after the service Of this
Summons. upon you. exclusive Of the day Of
such sc vice; and If you fail to answer the said
Complaint within the time aforesaid, the
plaintiff in this action will :apply to the court
for the relief demanded in this complaint.
Dated Decemb.r l8. 1917.
e. $. JOHNSON, Plaintiffs Attorney.
First Pub-Dec. II Soen, N. D.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-12-27
Proposals For State Depositaries
Population Sioux County, 2,135.
Fort Yates. County Seat.

/
Notice is hereby given that in
compliance with Sections 1863, $40
and 81, Compiled Laws Of North
Dakota 1913, the Governor and the
State Board of Auditors of North
Dakota will hold a meeting at the
office ofthe Secretary Of State Of the
state at the Capital Building at Bis
marck, North Dakota, on the Sth
day Of January, 1918, for the pur-
pose of designating depositaries
for the funds belonging to said state
OF North Dakota, for the period of
two years and until the depositaries
which shall be designated on the
second Tuesday Of January, 1920,
shall have qualified by law
Proposals Of State or National
Banks doing business in the State
Of North Dakota will he received
until the date of said meeting.
Such proposals shall state what in
terest will be paid monthly on av-
verage daily balances on such funds
as may be deposited by the State
Treasurer in such depositaries The
rate OF interest shall be not less than
two, nor more that three per cent,
and the amount for which any bank
shall be designated shall not ex-
coed so per cent OF it's paid up cap
ital and surplus.
All proposals must be accompan-
led by a bond payable to the State,
and executed by not less than seven
freeholders OF the State, as surities,
or in lieu Of such personal bond,
surety company bond for the sum
equal to the amount of the funds
which such bank may receive, may
be filed. If a personal bond is fur
nished, it shall be for a SUN not
less than double the amount of
funds to be- deposited in such bank
at any one time.
Blank applications and bonds
may be obtained by writing to the
Secretary Of State at~B Bismarck,
North Dakota. The right to re-
iect any and all bids is reserved.
Dated at Bismarck, North Da-
kota, this Goth day of D ecember,
Lynn j. Frazier, Governor
Thos. Hall, Secretary of State
Carl n. kositzky, State Auditor
VIM. LANCER, Attorney General
| State Board Of Auditors
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-12-27

. sTRAYED-Off their range in
Township 100, Range SO, ten year
litng steers branded JNP connected
on right hip. Will someone shut
tfeml up and notify B. H. Mills,
selfrid &c, N. D. j
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Palmer oil & Gas co. to William
l.. SwartZ. 25-100 acre. section Z.
Bloom Twp. 500.
Alice l.. Hill Ia William w. and
Joan Ecklry, ; acres, section 30, Mil
ton Twp. $3.50.
Auditor Wood county To Mary C.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
FALL FASHION NOTES

Hats will be large and small and
high and fiat this season. They will
aim to be becoming and ought to
succeed, for there are styles and
sizes for every type of face. Per-
haps the small, high hat is just
bit more worn at present, but the
broad-brmmed fiat hat will hold its
own and continue to be popular.
The best hats are trimmed very
simply, depending upon their eY-
cellcnce of material and beauty OF
lines for recognition.
There is much trimming at the
back Of the new hats. where bushy
feather fancies are perched atop
high crowns of velvet or velours.
Shoes insist upon being noticed
more than ever this fall. but they
are very obliging, for when they
can't exactly match the costume they
form contrast with it, either in a
different shade or color.
Shoes with cloth or suede tops are
being worn more tina nanything else
just now, and they are usually of
shades Of tan, ranging from light
fawn color to the darkest brown.
Walking shoes of the rather heavy
English Style are very popular. and
they too are preferably In tan. The
| combination of gray shoes and navy
! blue suit or street dress Is very
smart. s.,
Stucks aud iaboiS stand cut prom
incnfiy IN collections of latest neck
| wear.
Belts will represent badge OF
| fashion un fur coats. Made entirely
uf one fur the belt gives simplicity
TO handsome new models. On other
coats belts. cuffs and bands of con
trhsting furs are used. The belts may
encirclc the waist, or extend only
half way around the figure, either al
front ar back. The belt is placed Il,
the high waistlinc, the normal line, ol
are well down over the hips.
An effort to put 'newneSS' int,
the popular straight line has been re
Gently introduced, however, by an ar
rangement of back looped or sid'
drapery which changes the slim out
line TO the hustle silhouette.
The majority of the newest ribbon
novelties. while exceedingly rich il
effect. are somewhat Subdued in col
or and design. So that when mad'
into bags they readily harmonic
with the average street costume.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

The forward march of civilization
has reached the wilds of the Canadian
north and trappers report that their
business is rapidly becoming unprotit-
able on account of the frequency OK
the settlements. That state OF affairs
is to be expected and The wonder is
that the situation has not become
more acute long. ago. 1t Ii remarkable
that the business has continued profit
able
History has repeated itself in this
in all other things. The advance
guard of civilization was years be-
hind class of hardy trappers who
earned their livelihood in the soli-
tude of the forests by taking ami
mails for their furs. AS civilization
advanced the number of trappcrs be-
came larger and the amount Of game
diminished until there was no longer
q profit TO be had from the business.
II began with Maine and Massachu-
sets and continued TO The westward
until the United States was no longer
tenable for the trapper. The Hudson
Bay Company preserved The frozen
north of Canada for half century
af.cr the United States had ceased 10
be profitable hunting ground, but
the onward march of railroads and
the ever restless wave ofhomeseekers
J rs at last advanced 10 the very out
post. of the HUDSON Bay territory.
Gold and wheat have been lodestones
and the trapping business suffers.
Where will We get our furs in the
fulure? We will raise them. Fox
farming, skunk farming, cat farming
and the hundred and one other kinds
OF animal raising will take the place
Of the trapper and his guns. Other
fur.h, airing animals will soon he
taught to eat out of the hand of man
.ust al the domestic animals of the
fam have been doing for centuries.
Man will simply enlarge his control
OF the lower animals, enlarge his con,
| troll over the furbraring as well az
tic fool bearing animals,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
A Fair Question.

A little girl aged s, had been bresth-
lessly watching the terrible william Of
The film play. When he reached rail
way bridge she turned 10 her mother
and asked:
"Oh, mu,ver, what's lie going 10 DO
now?'
Hes going TO blow up that brdsI."
But muNVer." came back the small
inguirirg voice, how can he get
enough bren?"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
GREAT PIANO BARGAIN

The Cable Piano Co., 81 Superior
ST.. Toledo, O., bas a a'fne ,ius,rutnent
in nearby town which, rather than
ship back Ia Toledo, they viii sell AZ
great sacrifice. This piano has An
elegant ease, is equipped with AL
modern improvements, and Is fully
guaranteed FOR many years by The
Cable Piano Co, who are one of the
largest manufacturers In the world.
Z ,Remembcrs in order to make quick
sale they win make the price very
low and Will. accept reasonable terms.
Ii you arc interested, write to them.
adv,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

steele. lot GIL. North Baltimore. 81.
Mary G. steele I" G. IL. Ahnot.
same. 81
ChaS. II. Abbot to Paul *, Drwalt,
lots GlI and o., North Baltimore.
$500
Alice l.. Stonifcr t" MrS. A. j.
Steele. lut$ ~ and 5l2. North BAL
timore, 500.
#. g. Carr'ck 10 Thomas j. Corn
well. 7a-l00 acre. Sections. Perry
Twp. 81. % -'r...
Rosie \. Xinim"r tu Emil +: Miller,
22-l0O acre, section 20. Henry Twp,
81. 49,. 49,. H..'
Alice NJ. Older to Levi H. Shcr!y,
lots 14G and .li1. tirand Rapids. 81.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

Yuu can easily keep track of your
gasoline mileage hy using your trip
Slmcdumrrcr Set this at q while they
are filling the tank with gasoline.
When the tank is again filled. divide
the number Of miles travelled and You
will have the miles per gaHon. In
this way Won can tell exactly what
the varionS grades Of gasoline will do
in your motor under varying. driving
rou1it ions .......-.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
HERE'S BIRD OF A MYSTERY.
Lost Gold Ring Is Found on Pigeons
Neck.

STELLA, Mont.-Arthur DeMuth, q
pigeon fancier of Stella, is deploring
the love of his birds for jewelry. Re-
Gently he lost valuable ring while
attending the pigeons.
He tried advertising in the local pa
pers, but it was futile. Recently, how
ever, while out among his birds. he
saw his ring around the neck Of one
of the birds.
DeMuth told friends that he would
guard the pigeon carefully and wait
until il died TO recover his ring. He
cannot remove ii from over the birds
head and is considerably mystified as
to how it got around the pigeons
neck.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

Most of ths worlds onieralds now
Ele forl Jjogota, The mining OF
hem is Il government monopoly and
II a tumble. down old building in
Hacota, once used as bank, "su
may. IL properly introduced and
guarded, asZe literally on quarts Of
hawl, So stones, slowed away in bags
as In some Alaadin's caye.-E'ery-
kFdys Nssazine.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
Where Emerald, Cam. From.

Please, teacher. in the cow"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
Mrs. James p. Sill with her knitting
al the horse show.

Many society women in the large
astern cities are observed these
days knitting everywhere in public
for the soldiers and sailors. Mrs.
James p. Sill of New York, who car
ries. her knitting everywhere in a
Red Cross Knitting bag, is shown at
work while taking in the horse show
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04
APPLES SEPARATE A COUPLE.
Man Says Wife. Was Suspicious oi
His Preath.

His Preath.
DETROIT, Mich.-There is no hope
for happy married life for Charles
r. Griwatsch MS long as he eats ap'
pies.
According to his bill for divorce, ev-
cry time his wife, Gladys, smelled the
odor OF apples on his breath, she mis-
took il for the aroma OF hard liquor.
AS result, Charles, asserted, she
scolded and nagged him until ofteA
she became inarticulate."
CHARLES admitted that he occasion
ally blew the foam off glass OF beer
after hard days work. but he resent
ed the injustice of an apple breath be-
ing construed 70 cruelty.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

Upon the shoulders Of Miss Flor
ence Marshall fails the great task of
Gloti.I<ing the womanhood of the
county under the Red Cross flag.
!:;.e has been, appointed to organize
'lS women of America, SO that sur
ga, dressings and other necessities
in Red Cross work viii be made In
great quantities.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1917-10-04

The frock shown is of flesh colored
satin and is free Of elaborate trim
nlings. ii has Il diversity Of draper
ics with inside pannicrs and the
zouave bottom. The bodice is of
crepe georgette with rufi!es falling
from the shoulders and a crushed
satin girdle encircles the waist and
comes TO a point at the right side.