Meade County news., 1917-11-22
Turkey Earnestly He
lite Branes

Turkey Flew Afterwards Striking Me
Quite BrainIess
To Editor Keep in Spite of Holidays:
Dear Sir While Tons
Thanksgve Thursday:
employed Gen. Cookery domestic
approaching
dinner my equal
Immediately market for buy ureyccken 26
complete tenderness qs obere delicious punches
celeryweed and sufficient punens to construct 2 pes?
CO. At Gouge Bros Market where observe sign T TURKEY
suc delicious an @ ve of b negone @ to Hon. Butcher who was
there at such how much would turkies cOst%
"Do 3D." you not promise fat turkey for a5c'" rake off,
90 @ shad per % pd he e,1 sn%ggGT % n an"nsy Tys from mo
1--WE do not sell broken sections You must purchase complete bird price
At folks rich by starving"
@ 1d pU 1 % % @ lie go " cOz and fetch forth one enlarged
"Thls nice fresh turkey" he satisfy.
"Iow fresh?' suggest
Have he not been constantly ice for yrs Nothing could be
He sell me expensive eTybuqu price 75c cluster It seem EN- dis
quantities. $3.50 punens pie
While was husy struggling along with burdned back one assorted
dog of Hon. FdO behind of turkey and Shining sniff
shOO report Hon Fdo stood waghy saying nothing but looking
Date of Thanksu Thursday arrive up BY early m of dawntme
commenced All that assorted dog Hon. Fido outside
About time Of afternoon could hear n tnontsy @ r1ns
@ aNd TUp 6S % u assist Hn S Ty nS~ send forth smiling smell Of bakery
Pretty soOnly all take setdown to table
much be thanksgiving fOr report Hon. GOOb with sharp
knife "Dinner is late as usual"
foods flop
respectable celery barnbly
enjoy depression by
mulgantawny
While this hot evege plates notice slight smell of
Turkey becoming feveh took him
by window where he be comfortable
soup plates all those hanksgivers.
Canned they yup together with voice of sad chorus girls while
Nothing any mOrer Seth dyspepsia "Even
deceptive When bohood
accustomed on Thansgye morning salute Hon Turkey by coppng
him knec with We knew he good eat because how
ha
their old age Ice before meeting civilized persons No respectable bird dog
would eatth hem."
like Samua retreat to kitchen for fetch forth Hon. Turkey Hope
urkeybut o stand CAST
bird Such things could not! And Empty stood there seeming
vacuum Turkey
rosh window and look earnestly to back yard Yes With Thankful
of TAIL there stood Hon. FO bducng Hon. Turkey across alley
me backwards ylup Hon. Fdo show no impression from my
yy dOgsh anmle but he scrOmbe fence witt
reporting
thankges complaining about everything walk in there carrying empty
pokng forth dh "YOur digestion shall
"What is2' all excam while leaptng to their feetware
very thanksgiving"
himself by eopng with Hon Turkey before he could be a
"YOu shall have no urkeyT' snagger ALL
his platterF bb Hon. Mrs. II should be thank
full for Hon. Turkey, however tough!"
window
careful that
enlarged chicken bring
I report
"Dmner spontg" Hon. Mrs
ow could speak r research "whn turkey Dime
ruined? When he back Dinner spoP am impossible
understand about American customs .
foolish to dol Why you no choose this date kick
abrupt Hon. GOOber arising upwards "Frst Misfortune
rejected by uu
afterwd striking
hair earnestly N quite
--'F'-' ''N HAsHn1URA TOGO