The Detroit times., 1917-03-26

middle block, w. n venn. parole
agent, has changed HIS Office 70 No.
161 Randolph-st. over the Clty
Rescue mission
TIE conductor on a Woodwsrd-ave.
car called @AIfred-st.r I'VE get on
at the next stop" said a young wo-
man 70 her companion. You know,
in Detroit the streets run alpha
beticaliy. 80 that Buena Vista WI.
on at watson-st. Buena Vista was
out about SIX miles
Their eiopment 20 Detroft from
Kitchener, Ont week age
brought Leo Lsiepsky. ss years
old. and Vera st. stahi. Is years
old. into trouble with the Detroit
police. They were arrested sun
day by members OF the cleanup
squad and are being held for the
federal authorities
The Detroit police are looking for
ImoEene Meysres, 70 years CID who
from s sehooRf an w els wi Ind. FsS
as. IL ia the belief 81 the Fort
Wayne. Ind. police that the Eirl
was spirited away by friends OF a
saloonkeper against whom she mas
valuable evidence in a trial when
IL soon 90 be held.
Chivairy. of a certainty. Q. not dead
yet A young man On a Hamilton
line car had his pet corn stepped
upon by a large lady: "Pardon
me. madam" he said, FOR putting
my awkward foot under your sweet
nttie piggie, / assure you u was
only thotiessness. I. Of course,
should have stuck my foot out OF
the window"
Bunaio, Billy sunday 10 going 90
drop his slang. That's a regular
promise OF hts. In every campaign
he makes the announcement some
~ - H. a. H. IL
ions ahs NE guess sss I'll Fl S sst d oat - Slang
Hereafter TIL use only hifaluttn'.
dignifed spells. Yes. I've cut II
out believe me. 30. and you can
Those arguing in favor of the sfhr-
native In the question, sR~.oived.
That universal military training be
adopted won out la the final
meeting OF the season OF the De
lieb and Ben Gerber upheld the
Affirmative side OF the debate. with
Leo Mellen and Mark Feldman on
The nesatiye side. The Judges p were
nan and r. g Heavenrich.
Here's sample of school teacher
repartee. as heard in n Woodward
ave. store: TIL go over and see
N she Is there again" said one OF
the idea-ahooting experts. Why
do you want 20 see II she Is there
AGAIN. asked the other idea shoot
er Dh. silly. I mean i viii 40
over and again see ~ she IA there"
said the first instructor. But,
dear why see again; didn't you
see the first timer asked her col
league. oh how foolish OF me;
shall go again 20 see II she Is
there yet" And she did.
NotwithstandinE haz intsrpretIng the
consultation a. giving him the
right 10 arm himself Vito Bonita
mari wRs sentenced 70 gay a fine
OF 300 or serve 90 days Ia tho De-
1enries. saturday. In the recorder
court. Nito'a lawyer. before sen
tence was passed. told the court
that his client had read In the
constitution a section which he be-
lieved gave f'm the right 20 carry
n revolver.
The Detroit brancA OF the NatiOnsI
safety council will hold sta month
~ Meeting and dinner Tuesday
evening. In the Board OF Commerce.
DR. otto r. deier. director OF the
employees service department OF
the Cincinnati Milling Machine
company, will speak on welfare
work as related e decide accident Pre-.
will submit a plan Of organizing
sanitary training detachments in
Detroit
Judge y. .. n. Rally spoke before the
Ancient Order Of Hiberians In Et<a
temple Sunday afternoon, and gave
bTisf outline OF the last 80 years
Of Irish history. Even tho the
strife which has devastated ireland
for the last thousand years were 10
continue for another thousand
said Judge Hally. everyone can be
certain that Il would always be for
liberty and the rlght 81 the Irish
people TO govern themselves.
Gubert wcClurE. traveller and Iccfur-
er entertained an audience In the
MuHeum OF Art sunday aftern Don
with an illustrated lecture on Vel
Iowstone Park. Montana and Mount
Rainier. In order 90 be properly
patriotic, Mr. MoClurz declared
that one must visit the western
part OF this country and realize its
extent and beauty. Liviag In the
'effete east" one II to- much abb
sorbed In the whirl OF business. ne
believes.
Clarence schott. 10 years old. e. Ia
police hesdaunrteru, awaiting the
arrival OF hts parents His father
wrote 20 him In Reading. Pa. 20
come 20 Detroit Ind make hts home
and hnish learning hts trade as
machinist The father neglected 20
give any address. but Clarence
Thought that he would End ~ In
the Detroit directory. The father
is Charles schott and IL said 20 be
patfernmaker. clarence -
member OF the Patriotic Sons Of
America
a Decent cIerR. no. not that. = sTB
clerk In q Decent store. says ns
shame that eggs have been 80 high
all winter. With Easter coming on
he doesn't sec how the ave and
tens are going 20 sell baby chicks
for 10 cents this spring when the
raw egg costs more than that. He
says the girl clerks are grieyed
about the outlook. for girls surely
DO love those FUZZY little chicks.
That be May recover the royalties he
claims are due him for his song
hit. "On the Beach NJ Waikiki"
Henry Kailimai. n native Hawaiian,
secured an order FOR commission
from Judge Murphy. Saturday. em-
powering y. X Dwight. notary
OF Honolulu. 20 taks testimony
from officials OF the PerRstrom Mu-
sic company, OF Honolulu. lie
claims that he wrote the melody
Cor the company on the under
standing that he was 20 be paid in
royalties which have not been
Forthcoming. and has brought suit.
The members % the Hospital Associa-
tian Of the Teachers OF the Public
Schools OF Detroit have nominated
Miss Mary A. Alt. George Rcrkaw
and Miss Wilma X Everest Tor the
hoard Of trustees OF the assoc lstion-
The election will be held az No. 50
Broadway Saturday. April t. be-
tween $50 a. m. and 30 y. m.
sARybody wanting 90 catch truis
had better not DEPEND upon any 90
the clocks on WoodwH I'd ave. be-
tween Park and the city hall said
one In position TO know
An anne Rdnsrnt Ia the state eensti-
fuflon. EN- poyye rfmW the afafr htWh-