New Britain herald., 1917-06-27

Glass H1story.
 but still robs (Robb's) her one joy.
 Hospital for the grouch. A smile is . sure cure" Anna Mccarthy. the originator of such resort, is herself a suficient dose of smiles, nipples, hearty lau.hg, and dimples for the grouchiest grouch in the universe. In league with her is Edward Bassett, - ho furnishes amusement for the in- mates by his clever imitation of him. self h his High School days. Among the inmates is Ralph Williams. The cure Is slowly sinking in. as so far the smile hasn't cracked.
 Morris Shurberg Is emphatically as- serting that he is in the mining business, and that he Is getting rich on the margin. We wish him success in his calcimining, for that Is all 1t is.
 New York,s Greatest Crime" Is book written by Helen Wolski It ex- pounds the evils of the slum c,ndi- tions in New York. All who wish to remedy this evil should first read Hslsn's book; it's only 8ss pages short.
 | Iorenstein. the oculist. Yes, Gif- ford Horenstein has little onice on South Main street where he gets all the school children defective in eye- stght. to fix up. Yet Clifford finds quite little spare time to blow through his ocular volumes, due to the sad fact that children are not us- ing their eyes so extensively in study ing.
 "Parallelograms having equal bases. and equal attitudes are equiva- lent. Therefore Robert Yuon is equivalent to Professor Fay.'' Yes. Bobby Is teaching ''geom' In High school and living up to his ideal in base. altitude and even in mustache. dogs allowed. Florence Holmquist is just as particular as ever about who enters into her realm. In company with her is the inseperable quartet Kathleen Grace, Jennie Swanson, Ethelyn waddell and Gladys Marvin. Kathleen Grace with the big blue eyes reforms people, soul and body, with just one look. That Is during her working hours; but Kay matches the Mveliness of the others when at leisure.
 Jennie Swanson. the famous artist, draws. paints and draws. The draw ing papers make good kindling for the furnace fire. But Jennie ts always generous; if the other girls desire anything special. she draws 1t for them and In between she draws her breath.
 Te-dum, te-dum. No. it's not a hurdy gurt1y, but it's Ethelyn Waddell playing the piarola. Ethelyn really composses, too, also for the. furnace. Last but not .leask of the quartet comes Gladys Marvin. who furnishes mirth and laughter for the crowd. Glad Always did. do 1t. What? Why, she sfexpsrinnents with every other girPs beau and has quite . string of old flames. bright and dull. ! But . group of women banded to- gether thus lacks one thing. A man! That man. though little, is Louis Rapp who fires his socialistic opin- 1 ions into the furnace aa fast as he does Eth's music and Jen's pictures. "Shinto is the original religion of Japan. long before-A',.. He's forgot ! ten his notes. Ralph Nourse is a professor of dead religions in the Hartford School of Pedagogy. His fame is as extensive as his absent 1 mindedness. Robert Swift is his re- ! religions. When Ralph loses himself Robert finds him and the dead re- ligion.
 shanahan's literary tent on the campus. Mary shanahan has kept ar indexed digest of all literature. ss- I pecially that of Pancoast. Mary saw
 the value in these disests for the Lyouthfui student; 50 she pitched hei \ 34s~1. n1
 lxsten to the strain of the orgar lin the Grace church in New York I Looking into the church, we ind Raoul Benoit. better known as Ralph who plays impromptu selections al tirnes. The choir boys, though vel trained, are often kept 1t q lively ski1
 to keep up with Ralph.
 l Letters! All from poor little col.
 lege boys! Edith Pousxner had goot practice in High school and now she! Edith comforts pets, loves, and ear
 nestly lectures them. The college, are putting out a set of flne younl men.
 Page! Page" brings Stanley Plo charczyk into the senate chambel
 Stanley himself Is a walking ency clopedfa. and every day he acquires { 1 page of knowledge. It's good thini I to be page in the senate We ieAvi
 that to Edward MaG. who Is presi l dent of the senate. Eddie had !,
 choice of vice-presidency In this coun try or ambassador in Greenland
 Eddie prefers to argue in the warm CT climate.
 1 Animal crackers and peanuts fo ! sale, 5c a bag.'' Behind cleye little stand in the lower corridor 0 ! the High school. Vivian O'Conno ss94