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The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03
CATHOLIC CHURCH.

Low Mass at 8;30 a. m.; High Mas at 10:30 a. m; Sunday School at 2:2 p m.; Sunday Vespers at 7:3O p. m Week Day Mass at a. m.--Rev Pau P. Kerns, Pastor
 ST. JOHNS EPISCOPAL CHURCH
 Sunday-8 a. m., Holy Communion (except first Sunday Tn the month 10 a. III. Native Sunday school II 2 m. Morning prayer and sermon. (TIol Communion first Sunday in month F m. Sunday school; 7:30 Evening prayer and sermon; Holy Days-10: g a. m., Holy Communion; Tuesday: p. m., St. Johns Social Club, GuiIc room; Wednesday: p. m., Nativs iNomens Guild, Indian school house Thursday: 2:90 D. m, St. Johns Gull room; 7:30 p. m., St. Johns Athleti Club, Boys, Guild room; Friday: 8 m., Choir rehearsal, Guild room. A sincere welcome is extended to all- especially to newcomers.-Rev. Harold H Kelley, Pastor.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03

KETCHIkAN CAMP, NO. 20. A. B
 Meets every Monday evening at g }. m. Visiting brothers welcome- leo. Morrison, A C., D. Smith Harris, 4. R. (Hall for rent, apply to J. D. RounsefelI)
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03
SCANDINAVIAN M. E. CHURCH.

Sunday school at 10 a. m., Preach ing service at II a. m, Prayer MeetinE every Thursday evening at o'clocl in the different homes. The Ladie Aid Society meets every two week cn Thursday at 2:30 The Sunda' Services are held at Gibson's old hom in Newtown. All Scandinavians ar cordially invited-A. Sleipnes, Pastor.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03
FIRST M. E. CHURCH.

Sunday church service at II a. m and 7:30 p. m Thursday prayer meet ing S:90 ?. m. Friday choir meets a p. m. First and third Wednesday a ternoon at 2:30 Ladies' Aid Society," c. NJ. Van Marter, Pastor.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03
KETCHIKAN CIVIC CLUB.

Meets every first and third Tues day evening at p. m., at the Coun- cil Chambers. All women interest ed in the welfare of our city are cordially invited to end-Sec. B. P. Dickinson, M. D.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03

NOTICE-The Progressiye-Miner is for sale by the Ryus and Walker Drug Stores and F. j. Hunt.
 NOTICE-The Progressive-Miner is for sale by the Ryus and Walker Drug Stores and F. J. Hunt.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03

Four hundred elk were killed outside of the north boundary Of Yellowstone park during the last two days Of the hunting season. The heavy snow drove the elk from the mountainous regions Of the park to a lower altitude. where the hunters awaited and izlIed them
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03

notional people might fly away and leave us to end our days in peace. We say peace because a notion often causes a great deal of trouble and trouble should be avoided.
The daily progressive-miner., 1917-02-03

Wyoming appropriated s60,0oo in 1916 to be paid for the hides of coyotes at $I.5q each The sum was not en- ough. Tho auds of coyotes were kill led. which The trappers could not col lect for
 Los Ang sles has an area of 337 square miles
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Better Forget 1t

A correspondent at Espanola, who has
previously written to the editor urging the
settling of our dispute with Germany by
the aid of William Jennings Bryan, the
Bible and Christian Resignation, writes
again suggesting that the proposed force Of
10, 900 men to be sent to France be com
posed of the owners and editors of news
papers who are doing all they can to get
us into this mess He encloses a clip
ping from some paper, presumably Vie
reck,s" or "The Commoner," which says:
"To rush into a fight in order to uphold
his manhood is the folly of men who have
little manhood to uphold. True manhood
needs not such a resort"
AS we understand it, he thinks America
is rushing into this fight.
The inference is, then, that he thinks
America has no manhood to uphold.
We cam subscribe to that.
AS to the newspapers which are doing
all they can to get us into this mess" we
presume the gentleman refers to the wicked
conspiracy of the newspapers to tell the
public what American ships have been sunk
and how many Americans have been killed
and how many holes have been shot in the
flag. He may have in mind also the delib-
crate malice Of the newspapers of the c0un-
try in showing the nation how unprepared
it is and prodding it into taking the same
kind of measures which our correspondent
would take If Alcoholic Ike, with two guns,
around to his house some dark night
and commenced breaking down the door
with the loudly announced intention Of
making human sleeves out of its occupants.
We grant, Of course, that our friend might
seek to avoid trouble by opening the door
and requesting Ike politely to wait a min
ute until he put it to a vote of his wife and
children as to whether a chapter of the New
Testament should be read to the intruder,
the family should step out and be shot in a
spirit of Christian Resignation, or whether
the head Of the house should get down the
old shotgun and defend his family like a
man.
But 1t is too late now to discuss these
things. Our correspondents government has
declared that a state of war with Germany
exists. He has no alternative as an Ameri-
can citizen but to be loyal to that govern
ment and be ready, like every other Ameri-
can, to do his part whatever it may be:
however much he might enjoy thinking of
10000 newspaper men shot full of holes in
him disagreeable warning of his danger.
The reason we do not use his citizens
is because we know he would feel
ashamed to see it in print in this connec-
ton.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Attacks On Meal Ticket
OF the State Wrecker

Maxwell Mail:-The receiver of the
United States land office at Santa Fe is a
Democrat. He sends the Mail a lot of land
dope which he requests published free. We
refuse because we like fair play, and if we
publish free matter for him we naturally
expect a little pay stuff now and then.
The Commissioners of the state land of
fee is a Republican. He also sends great
masses of stuff to the Mail which he ex-
poets published free for the glory of the
state-and incidentally for the glory of the
land commissioners. We have published
some of this stuff, but we are done. The
state land commissioner also has certain
land publications to pass out now and then,
presumably to the paper nearest the land.
But the Mail does not get'any Of this BUSH
ness. We are getting exactly what We ex-
pected from the democratic commissioner.
We know what the law is, and so does he.
We also know this is a Republican paper
and so does he. But we are disappointed in
the Republican commissioner. We helped
nominate Mr.. Ervien. We may be a dele
gate to the state convention two years
from now.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
ONE MIRACLE LED 70 ANOTHER

A mar with huge smoked goggles and a
pitiful stoop CROPPED his way along a street
in Buffalo the other day. Patrolman Nc
Namara watched him from afar. He stopped
two soldiers in uniform and told them he
was a victim of the Mexican war, and after
describing the horrors of the struggle that
had cost him his sight, held out a tin cup.
But his story did not move the soldiers, ac-
cording to the Buffalo Express, and they
passed on.
"Oh, you think that just because you wear
uniforms you're somebody!""s he shoutc
after them. PatroIman Mcnamara IT,
it so remarkable for a blind man tt
the presence of a uniform that he r
the sight of that war victim by tn
on Of hands.-Boston Transcript.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Speaking of Millstones

The Socorro Chieftain among other items
Of interest last week, had the following:
when the people of the land have been
led to lose confidence in-"the last pallad-
ium of our liberties the ~courts) then fol-
lows anarchy. It would be better for those
whose conduct is suited to encourage such
a state Of affairs if they would tie a mill
stone about their necks and run down into
the sea- &
We want to agree with this most en-
phatically. We feel. for instance, that the
marine milestone brigade might be well re-
cruited from the ranks of such persons as
seek to use the machinery of Justice to
crafty political grudges or personal desire
for revenge, who seek to make tools of
judges, or who otherwise devote themselves
to seeking to destroy public confidence in
the judiciary.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
ACME OF TACT

A lady in the suburbs was considerably
annoyed to find her neighbours fowls con-
~tinually overrunning her garden and playing
havoc with the geraniums. Go round to
the next door, Jane" she said to her new
English maid, and point out to Mrs. Jones
that her fowls bother us a good deal, and
ask her if she'll kindly try to keep them at
home.
The girl returned with a satisfied look on
her face. Il don't fancy we shall ave 'em
around ERE in a 'urry, ma'am,'' she replied.
Il hope you were polite, Jane" remarked
her mistress.
ooh, yes, ma'am," came the reply.
"'Missus' respects I SEES, 'and if your
fowls amt kept at ONE you won't be gettin'
so many eggs of a mornin,' and we shall be
eatin' poultry. '"-Christian Register.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

at John s. Clark, the well known Republic
can leader Of San Miguel county, president
pro tenn OF the senate, who was outspoken
IN his views about consolidating the School
OF Mines with some other Institution, IN
line with his ~well-known convictions con-
corning economy
The New Mexican, Of course would not
intrude in this G.. o. P. family fuss further
than to suggest that the Chieftain should
not refer to Mr.. Clark as "a malign influ-
ence"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
DURING the war.

100000 during the war.
'@. That no war supplies or war serv-
ice, including transportation, shall be fur
nished to the government at a net profit Of
more than 3Na per cent.
"S. That no wholesale or retail dealer
shall sell food or other basic necessities Of
life, during the war, at a profit larger than
6 per cent.
"a. That intentional failure to supply the
government with correct figures as to In
comes and profits on such sales and service
shall be a felony, punishable BY imprIson-
ment.
rs. That any Individual or corporation
who knowingly furnishes the government
with defective war supplies shall be guilty
Of a felony, punishable by Imprisonment.
a pledge myself to support and use my
influence, In so far as am able, to further
the prompt enactment into law Of such
measures
What is the state Of New Mexico doing
in this great nationwide awakening?
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
HOW THEY PANT

Los Angeles Times:-The war has com
PEELED women in Europe to undertake many
tasks that were formerly performed by
men. Among these are the oiling of engines,
the driving of pillow motors and the running
of elevators. They cannot do all these
things all done up in skirts and petticoats
and are compelled to wear boomers. They
no longer pant with either emotion or ex-
ertion, but with bingham, denim, chambray,
silk, satin and cashmere.
AS a first aid to baking, brewing, sweep
ing and chores Of the home in general, moth
ing could be neater, sweeter or. fleeter than
one of the new pantalette house dresses.
They are made with a blouse waist, with
sailor collar and loose three-quarter sleeves.
They have a neat little belt, button down
the front, and there are two dandy, handy
big patch pockets, one on each hip. Thus
far they are no different than the little old
last years model house dress. But below
the pockets comes the great divide into
cunning little trouserettes that clasp the
ankles with an elastic headed frill or else
hang straight with a stitched band of the
material bounding them, Ike ar honest-to-
goodness regular male trouser cuff.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Comment on the War
orhERaW WORDS

nv TKFTFF NF"TT
I'll Paso, Herald 4Prussian scientists
know all about the functioning Of a gnat's
eve, they can make condensed milk out OF
old boots, cheese out Of sunflowers, books
from bootjacks, and chromos out of gas
processes of the angle worm, they can
prove that Hindenburg Is Christ and the
kaiser is God, they can write psalms about
the Lusitania and temper the points of
their bayonets in a forge kept hot by, using
murdered babies for fuel, and they recog-
nize the value OF human blood as a cheap
and desirable fertilizer for sugar beets;
but after all, they do not seem to have the
slightest conception Of the brain workings
of the traffic policemen in Dubuque, Iowa,
or of the new ~nationalism of the members
OF the Cincinnati Turnyerein.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
More Trouble in the Party2

The Socorro Chieftain, organ OF H. O.
Bursum, has the following:
LET 1t be remembered that it was main
ly through the efforts OF II. o. Bursum that
certain malign Influences operating at the
late session Of the state legislature were
twarted in their efforts to abolish the
School Of Mines, the Military Institute and
the Normal School. These influences were
exerted not with a view to the welfare of the
state. but to the accomplishment Of certain
political purposes"
This is presumed Of course to be'a shot
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
TEACH VALUE OF CITIZENSHIP

Detroit Free-Press Universal training
would tend to preserve us from many inter
nal perils as we'll as from menaces by the
outside world. 1t would make men Of our
boys. They would be less quarrelsome, less
irresponsible, but more ready. Americans
would learn to stand shoulder to shoulder
and see eye to eye. They would begin to
realize the meaning and the value of citi-
zenship in a great republic.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

Bacon-This is my birthday, and my wife
planned a surprise for me.
Egbert-That's nice.
yes, she went through my pockets last
night and left so cents in one of them.''-
Yonkers Statesman.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
NATION FIRST or ALL

Los Angles Times:--Let every man give
of his money, his time and his effort all
that he can afford to give; and let him give
understandingly, bearing ever in mind that
the nation is greater than any part of the
nation; that his duty to the flag of eight
and forty stars takes precedence Of his duty
to any one star or fraction of a star, and
that the whole is greater than a part.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

A BIG fire at Asbury Park is said to
have started in a swimming pool. Can
it be that they use gasoline for such
purposes among the inordinately rich
at that popular and well-known resort?
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
SOME DAMeERovs EXPERIMENTS

A man rocked a boat to see II it
would tip. 1t did.
A laborer stepped on o nail to see if
1t would go through his shoe. 1t did.
"A man looked into q gun to see II it
was loaded. It was.
A press hand kept his foot on the
treadle to see II It would repeat. It
did.
A woman looked into a patent medi-
cine booklet to see IL she was sick. She
was.
Last June a helper smelled escap-
ing gas and lit a piece Of oily waste
to find the leak, He found it.-Carri-
zozo Outlook.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

1T SEEMS that Won Bernstorff and
his party were treated with great rude
ness by the British at Halifax and Ger
many has entered a vigorous protest.
This must be calculated to arouse in
tense indignation among the tattered
and unshaven Americans of the Var
roWdale.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

HOCHING DER KAISER doesn't ap-
pear to be healthy in that hot town
appropriately called Thermopolis, Wyo.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

WE TRUST the government will not
experience any useless conjunction in
taking immediate possession of those
hundred German merchant ships. The
time for p%oliteness has passed.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

FROST HAS damaged the peaches,
says the weather bureau. We haven't
noticed that any of them were FROST
bitten in Santa Fe.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE KAISER will reform the cleo
toral g~ystem-after the war. Then
again the electoral system may reform
the Kaiser before that time.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

MRS. HY TEMPER, we see in the
Chi. Trib., has beer requested to resign
from the Canine Welfare association, as
it has been found she treats her dog
like a husband.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

ALL THE same, everybody will feel
better satisfied if Murguia and Villa do
their fighting a little further south of
the border.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE SUPREME COURT having
spoken, Victor may be said to- have
heard his masters voice.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

AND If the Germans do much more
"~disarranging' of allied plans there
won't be any Boches left to tell the
tale.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

CONSERVATION continually records
new triumphs. The latest is a device
to save wear and tear on fathers boot.
1t is an automatic sofa which rings a
warning bell for the late-staying beau
at 10 p. M. and splits apart at 1890.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
LISTEN, MY CHILDREN

(From the Staunton, Va, Daily LEADER
Miss Pauline Revere of Wake, Va,
to Clifton Forge, where she has a posi-
ton.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

the doctor in

PATIENTS the doctor in?
Attendant-No, he stepped out for
lunch.
Patient-Will he be in after lunch?
Attendant-Why, no; that's what he
went out after.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
PROGRESS OF NATIONAL DEFENSE

Grand Rapid News.-Ice has definitely
been broken in the interests of enforced
military training for unattached American
young men, and that step becomes historic
in the progress of national defense thought.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

HIS MAJESTY being largely orna-
mental in that dear Britain.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

AS FAR as America is concerned,
thia is no European war. It's an Ameri-
can war.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

WE NOW suggest a referendum on
the question, "Shall the United States
Lick the Boots of Hohenzollern?"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

Won BETHMANN-HOLLWEG has
sold out his Texas holdings. Undoubt-
eddy he sold them cheap.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE BEST way to do with a German
suspect is to pinch him and investigate
a%fterward.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

1T DOES sound funny, after all, to
hear the President thanking Ills Maj
esty, King and Emperor" for his kind
words about u joint war for democ-
racy.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
PLANT A VACANT LOT.

MR.. Bryan has doubtless pulled his
last and greatest grandstand play.
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AS WE understand it, the idea Of
the U. S. Socialists is to make the
vulgar rich pay the expense of our war
in behalf of the Socialists of Ger
many.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

TEXAS, ARIZONA and New Mexico,
an exchange suggests, will remember
how the Kaiser paid Turkey with Egypt,
Greece with Cyprus, Italy with the
Trentino, and Sweden with Finland.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

MEANWHILE, let's give no more
crews an opportunity to blow up Ger
man cruisers. Z.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
v

GALLUP WOMEN have formed a
rife team. There's preparedness with
a capital P.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

IN MODERN war you don't begin by
beating your plowshare into a sword.
The plowshare is by far the most i'm
portant weapon.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

PLENTY OF guns and plenty who
know how to shoot them are, after all,
the backbone of preparedness.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THERE WAS a timid knock at the
door. IF you please. kind lady" the
beggar said, Tive lost my right leg
well, it amt here" retorted the lady
of the house, and slammed the door.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

EVIDENTLY that relative safety
guaranteed those Dutch ships was a
very distant relative.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

NO, CASTOR, the liner st. Louis is
not a schooner.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

WE SHALL not care how mad Brazil
gets.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
n a DO in the Solar
yABS Plexds
MORE LIKE A GALLON
(Roy Spanish American.)

Miss Ida Pint, who came here re-
Gently from Oklahoma with her parents,
enjoys the distinction of being the tall
est girl on the Mesa. She is Is years of
age and is 8 feet 7 inches tall.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

CHAyES COUNTY has appointed a
bee Inspector Our favorite way DIN
spect EN- is through opera glasses.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
SPRING ARITHMETIC

It was the busy hour of a
When from the city hardware store
Emerged a gentleman who bore
1 hoe,
I spade,
I w~heelbarroW. .
From thence our hero promptly went
: Into a seed establishment
And for these things his money spent:
! peck of bulbs,
I joblot of shrubs,
quart Of assorted seeds.
He has a garden under way
And If he's fairly lucky, say,
He'll have about the last Of May:
I squash vine,
eggplant,
I radish.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Mogollon Road Joke
From Bursum's Organ
(socorro ~chieftain.)

Tourists are now passing through
socorro in large numbers and some Of
them do not hesitate to say that So
zorro county roads are in an execrabIe
condition. Why not bestir ourselves
and see to It that the proper authorities
remedy this condition? *#"
"The leaders Of the Republican party
have been laboring for good roads for
these many years, and now faithful Of
fort is beginning to tell"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
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HOLLAND is angry owe the subma-
rine %outrages; but not, it is pointed out,
sufficiently anxious to become a subma-
rine nation.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
K-X-X-y

ALTHOUGH, of course, there are
some who give o the frosty face.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

WE RECOMMEND to ultra-conversa-
tional German-American citizens the
statement made by Major Ludwig Will
liam Ilfeld Saturday.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

John Warmerdam the first OF the week
and took one of his best horses.
It will soon be book beer time. Rod.
trick has mans size GLASSES, but root
beer only serves to bring up pleasant
recollections.
Some of our thrifty citizens have dis
covered that old auto tires furnish
mighty good half-soles for shoes. 1t Is
also said that the short-order restau-
rants are using the remnants of old
tires for chilli meat, Irish stews and
tripe fried in batter.
t.a..rn. Nt WV"
"A PACITST friend who hasn't dis
covered that this country is at war,
sends us a clipping showing that She
boygan, Wis, took a referendum and
cast only II votes out Of 1000 in favor
Of the U. s. entering the European
war;"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

ONE OF New Mexico's present re-
sponsibilities is to make up that fifty
million-bushel deficit in the national
wheat crop.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THERE OUGHT to be a rather hefty
migration of eligible young fasteners
to New Mexico when that bunch Of Sun
shine State maidens launches our battle-
ship.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE GOVERNMENT thinks the New
Mexico National guard is a pretty
classy, game and efficient bunch of
young fellows. Bless you, Uncle, We
knew that long ago.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

1T is to laugh to hear German ews
papers crediting that 'idiotic Yankee
Wilson with more astute diplomacy
than Berlin.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE ACCIDENTAL sh%ootings seem
to be increasing rather than decreasing
in New Mexico this year. Universal
training, II it does nothing else, will in
culcate respect for a gun and knowl-
edge of how to handle it,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

AS FOR Turkey, most of our Turkish
cigarettes are made at home anyhow.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

THE FORT SUMNER Review man
hasn't written a pome yet, but he's in
fected by spring. He pulls the follow
ing;
The equine angel OF death visited
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12

AUSTRIA-HUNGARY may fight us,
but evidently she wont take a great
deal Of pleasure in it.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1917-04-12
Clayton Citizen.

WE MUST naturally expect a few ex-
plosions-and make them just as fewer,
scarceG and more %infrequent as pos
sible.
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