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Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
No Mystery.

"Smithers never lights his cigar; i; just keeps it in his mouth and chews the end. I've often wondered why"
 You wouldn't if you'd ever smoked one of them
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Couldn't Blame Doo.

She-l wonder why that little dog tried to bite me?
 He-He heard me say you were a witch and he thought you were sand. wich.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Aliens Foot Ease for the Troops.

Many war zone hospitals have ordered Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder, for use among the troops. Shaken into the shoes and
 sprinkled in the foot-bath, Aliens Foot-Ease gives rest and comfort, and makes walking a delight. Sold everywhere 25c. Try it today. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Domestic Finance.

Knicker- This family is living be- yOnd it's means.
 Mrs. Knicker-Why not issue bonds1 Life.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

It is just as easy to look pleasant as It is to wear long face and look as if you had dined on crabapples.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Big Cargo Of Sugar.

Boston.-A cargo of 10000, 900 pounds of sugar was brought here from Cuban ports by the steamer Lewis K. Thurlow. The shipment was consigned to local dealers.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Ohio Mayor seizes Coal.

East Liverpool, Ohio-Mayor w. F. Orr of East Liverpool seized four carloads of coal in the yards of the Cleveland and Pittsburgh railroad here for distribution among the poor.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
He'd Go Out. Too.

When began my piano lesson the piano lamp went out What do you say to that?" asked the sweet young thing.
 T would say that it showed human intelligence" replied the mean man.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
THE ONWARD MARCH of Bronchitis

HIfu u00p S6&t6U COuXn nS IS arrested by Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
 In those scrofulous condi- tions of the blood which in- vite Consumption ; in severe, lingering Coughs, and Weak Lungs, which threaten you with this fatal disease, and when other help has failed this medicine is g pnoved remedy.
 As 8 blood-cleanser, strength-restorer, and tonic 1t Is sure to benefit. In all 1innoy.fno Prnn nkacI c~S
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

Send 10c to Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel. Buffalo, for large trial package of Anuric
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
PRoMPr RELIEF.

can be found in cases of Colds, Coughs,
 La Grippe and Headaches by using Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not affect the head or stomach. Buy your winters supply now. Price 25c.--Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

RED CROSS BALL BLUE Makes clothes whiter than snow. De lights the housewife. Large package 5 cents at all good grocers.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
DON'T GAMBLE

that your hearts all right. Make sure. Take 'RenOvine"-a heart and
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
"Best Sellers" Only.

Father-Td like to get good young girls book like
 Clerk-Sorry, sir, but they don't print books for good young girls any more.-Stanford Chaparral.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

Mans sojourn on earth is one con linuous round of temptation.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

Electric tanning machinery is need ed in Spain.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Pretty Low.

Johnny-What's Bills social stand ing?
 Pop-He begins to wobble on the fourth beer.-Chaparral
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
THIS IS THE AGE OF YouTH.

You will look ten years younger if you oarken your ugly. grizzly. gray hairs by using La Creole" Hair Dressing. .-Ady.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
True.

Does your husband enjoy danc- ing?"
 Not with me-"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

The missel thrush and blackbird sing while flying, but only very rarely.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
WHAT IS F0S

LAx-F0S is an improved Cascara A DIGESTIVE LAxATIvE--P Pleasant to take In LAx-FOS the Cascara is improved by addition of certain harmless chemicals which increase the efficiency of the Cas- cara. making 1t better than ordinary Cas- cara. LAX-FOS aids digestion: pleasant to take: does not gripe or disturb stomach.
 Adapted to children and adults. Just try bottle for constipation or indigestion. soc.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Whenever You Need a General Toni
 Take CrOye,S

ldke 0rOVeS
 The Old Standard Groves Tastelese chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen. eral Tonic because it contains tho well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. so cents.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Nothing New.

He-Dearest, do you feel cold sit ting out here with an admirer7
 She-Not at all; I'm used to it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
.CAL0MEL S|CKENS!
 ITS MERCURY! DANGER

Dodon Liver one Sges You Up Better Than Savatg Dangerous Caome and Doesn't Make You Sk-Dont Lose Days Work-
 Wonderful Discovery Destroying Sale of Caome tere
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
Shipping Fever

1lseases cured and all others, matter exposed Rep from hayng any of these diseases with sPoHNs h ease One & 5e-cent bottle guaranteed to do Best 70 dozen bottles Druggists and harness lecturers sell it. Agents
 SPOHN MEDICAL CO.,. Chemists, Goshen Ind, U. S. A.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

Influenza, Pi n k = B y e Epizootic, Distemper and all nose and throat
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28

Important to Mothers
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-02-28
BLACKMAN STOCK REMEDY COMPANY
W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. e--1e17.

uOOOU Vu uAuO Die outdoors. 15c and 26c.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
NAeeSSm
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Omaha, April SOTO the Editor of
The Bee: When the mayor ordered
cleaning up day the different organiza-
tons Of the city fell in line to help
the city. more especially Mr.. Parks
sent word out broadcast that IL the
people would gather up their rubbish
in piles in the alleys or in any con-
venient place to get at he would come
around with his teams and pick 1t up
and cart it away.
The people have done their part
admirably, but where, oh, where, is
Mr.. Parks and his teams? On careful
inquiry we found that out on west
Farnam street. where the people are
well able to pay for the hauling Of
their garbage, etc, Mr.. Parks had done
some work and gotten his name and
picture in the papers We also learned
that South Omaha had been pretty
we'll cleaned up and why shouldn't 1t
be? That is Mr.. Parks home.
The central and northern part Of the
city has not been touched; the alleys
are full of rubbish piles north Of Cum
ing street and are getting to be eye
sores to citizens in that part of the
city. Why has prejudice been shown?
Maybe the taxpayers in the north part
of the city don't help pay for the
teams used in this cleanup move and
hence are not entitled to the atten-
ton Of his Royal Nibbs.
A NORTH SIDE TAXPAYER.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
Plea of the Grocers is Sound.

Omaha grocers make a very reasonable re-
quest of their customers. 1t is that all bills be
settled at the earliest possible moment, thus put
ting the business on cash basis as nearly as pos
sibe. Advantage to both dealer and customer
flows from such an arrangement. The one will
be able to make his purchases at lower rate be-
cause Of getting the discount allowed for cash
and the other will share in this by getting his
personal supplies cheaper. In the retail grocery
business, where the turnover is such vital fac
tor, few SLOW pay" customers make the differ
ence between profit and loss. The dealer who
extends credit does it with the expectation that
the customer will be alive to his obligation in
the transaction and that the account will be set
tied without delay II the grocer is compelled to
carry his profits on his books in the shape of un-
collected accounts his business will not prosper
and he must take other means for protecting him
self or go out Of business. This relief is gener-
ally found in charging more than fair profit,
thus requiring the cash-paying customer to carry
the burden of the one who Is negligent. Pay all
your bills promptly and you will be doing some
thing to mitigate at least the cost Of living.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
Mobilization for Farm Work.

"Arm and Farm" is splendid slogan for the
American people. and complete willingness to
observe the injunction everywhere is manifest.
Machinery to care for the arming is already at
hand, in the organization of the army and navy,
with the great cabinet departments at their head
and their recruiting agencies reaching out into
every village Of the country. Farming is not so
well provided for. The Department Of Agricui-
ture has splendid organization, so far as it goes,
but il does not reach to the important, nay, the
controlling factor of the farmers problem at
present-that of providing the man-power needed
for the farms. Men are needed now, If ever, to
see that the increased acreage demanded is prop
erly seeded. Farmers must have help or they
cannot get the idle acres under cultivation. Omaha
has no central depot from which this demand may
be supplied, but one could quickly be organized
and made Of effective service. Here is where the
Commercial club has a chance to do great serv-
ice. Let it name committee, establish headquar-
tiers and direct the work Of getting the jobless
man to the manless jobs now waiting in Nebraska
cornfelds ...
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
If the Commissioners Do Come.

Omaha has extended cordial and pressing in
vitation to the high commissioners from Great
Britain and France to visit us. Something of Sc
crecy is being observed as to the movements of
these distinguished guests of the government, for
obvious reasons, and the itinerary Of the party is
not being given undue publicity. Therefore
Omaha may not know Immediately If it is to be
included in the list Of stopping places If the
party does come hither it will find waiting for it
loyal and united citizenship, not only eage- to
serve the country but to entertain the leaders Of
the great democraces with whom we have cast
our lot in the struggle for human liberty. The
tour is well undertaken for it will give as nothing
else can comprehensive notion OF the unlimited
resources that have been enlisted by the United
States for its share in the war Impressive as the
factories and warehouses Of the east must be, the
fields orchards, focks and herds, mines and mills
of the west will be equally eloquent of this coun-
trys wealth and power.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

A number Of readers of The Bee are sending
letters to the editor, setting up that the new
army bill is unconstitutional because 1t contem-
plates involuntary servtude, which is expressly
prohibited. If these directors will examine the
constitution little more closely and give more
thought to the question they will discover how
far wrong they are. The constitution protects
every man in his inalienable rights, but in return
it requires from him something, and part of the
compensation he Is expected to make is service
to the government in whatever capacity or form
it may be required This may be taken from his
labor power in the form Of taxes, as taxation is
merely requsitioning by the government Of por-
ton Of the income created by labor. Or the serv-
ice required may be personal, as was held by the
Oregon court, which decided that mans neigh
bors had right to insist on his accepting po-
litcal Office regardless Of his personal nclinations
or interests. Likewise the country has right
to requisiton the services Of any or all its citi-
zens to perform any task needed for the general
good These directors to the universal service
law cling too closely to the letter and miss entirely
the spirit and purpose Of the constitution.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
/. a prize6shter . "workman",

At the beginning of the great war German
court was called on to decide a unique question
of ownership, in which possession Of bullet was
disputed by the man who intercepted its flight
with his body and the surgeon who extracted 1t
from his flesh. In this case it was held that the
rule Of treasure trove did not apply but that if
title had passed it was from the man who fired
the shot to the man who received the missile.
A point almost as interesting, and quite as valu-
able, is now raised in Minnesota A prizefghter,
whose jaw was broken in combat, sues the club
under whose management he was exhibiting for
relief provided by the workmen's compensation
law He alleges injury received in course Of his
employment and claims right to such compensa-
ton as any other worker injured in course of
duty. The outcome of the case will be serviceable
as establishing what il any, economic function
the prizehghter fills. Generally the professional
pugilist has been considered the one absolutely
useless member Of society. For all the rest some
economic value has been assigned II this novel
suit should bring out the fact that the pugilist
as such is workman, then it will be time to de-
bate the application of assumption of risk"
"contributory negligence" and the other elements
of accidental injury cases. Until the court holds
otherwise, the world will tumble along its pres
ent rough course, holding long established view
to the effect that while a prizefghter may be
amusing he certainly is not useful.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
THE BIG PUSH.

N. H. Gubbins In London Mall.
We've pushed 'em OFF the "Anker."
We've pushed 'em OFF the Somme.
Well push Iem out o. Belgium
WV bay'nit an wiv bomb.
We've pushed 'em out o. Bagdad
An into Palestine,
An glory to the central
Who can push 'em past the Rhine
Now, fix yer bay'nits ready,
Now fill. yer 'aversacks,
Now take yer chargin' steady,
Now shoulder up yer packs;
Now listen for the whistle,
An see that you're in line.
An glory to the gen'ral
Who can push 'em past the Rhine
Now keep a good alignment,
lust as the rule book tells,
An never mind the bullets
An never mind the shells.
Now, can't yer see 'sm runnin',
The dirty 'eathen swine?
o! glory to the gen'ral
Who can push 'em past the Rhine!
An now we're in the village,
A-chargin' down the street,
Arriving okey-pokey
To every I'm we meet.
o Lord! amt this birthday?
o Lordy! amt II fine?
o! glory to the central
( Who can push 'em past the Rhine
We've pushed 'em OFF the "Anker,"
We've pushed EN- OFF the Somme,
Well push 'em out O. Belgium
wiz bay'nt an wiv bomb.
We've pushed 'em out o. Bagdad
An into Palestine,
An glory to the gen'ral
Who can push 'em past the Rhinsi
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
Trade Mark Advertising
Makes Possible Intel
ligent Buying
BIZ Clinton L. Ohper

Repeated advertisements Of trade marked
merchandise reminds the public of the fact that
the home stores carry these commodities which
are indentical in quality and price wherever sold
Thus great many people are induced to shop
at home whether they live in the small town
or in the city.
s, Unconsciously the public has formed the
publications. From this study the shopper is
enabled to go to the home merchant and intel
ligenty look over his goods and from the trade
marks shown on them, know of the quality and
proper prices.
Goods that are not trade marked are very
often those that are made by factories on con-
tract for various distributors The quality is
often lowered because OF the price concessions,
and this is the reason they bear no trade mark.
The reputation Of the factory is not at stake and
one article of this class may be good and another
very unsatisfactory Because of this possibility
of buying merchandise of varying quality the
buyer should be careful.
The manufacturer who trade marks his mer-
chandise intends to make the manufacturing OF
his product his life business. Take for exam
pie some piece of machinery. Suppose that you
buy one and use it several years with satisfac.
ton. Then some part breaks or wears out That
will not render the machine useless If it is made
under trade mark-you can send to the manu-
facturer who will send the needed repairs. While
he may have been constantly improving the ma
chine he has felt in honor bound to protect the
users thereof and keeps repairs on hand. Sup
pose you had bought this machine from you
know-not-whom, where then would the needed
repairs come from?
If you buy trade marked, advertised goods
you are buying that on which manufacturer
reputation must stand or fall according to tn,
satisfaction given. For this reason intelligen
buying Is made possible by trade marked ans
! advertised products.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

effected an entrance through a rear
door and tapped the money drawer
for $50.
The Swedish Library association
gave May festival at Metz garden,
which was in charge Of the following
committee: Andrew Newman, Charles
w. Widell, Charles Hansen, Charles
L. Olson. Gust Hanson and Swan
Wickman, while the floor managers
were c. A. jacobson, John Holmbery
and Charles johnson.
Edward H. Strakosch, representing
Sarah Bernhard, Is in the city making
arrangements for her appearance at
Boyd's.
The Chicago, st. Paul, Minneapolis
& Omaha oil house burned, destroying
over 500 gallons of oil and many other
supplies.
A meeting of the Irish Land league
at Cunningham hall was attended by
thirty members, ]. A. McShane presid-
ing. .ys.. .-.s..
Stephen j. Broderick, president of
the Gate City OIL company, has called
a meeting of all members in w. P.
Andres office in the Cunningham
block
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
The Day We Celebrate.

Peter F. Petersen, president of the
U. P. Steam Baking company, was
born May 2, 1858. He is q native of
Denmark, but has been in this coun-
try since 1882. starting in the whole
sale bakery business in 1890, in which
he has achieved a great success.
Princess Helena, daughter of the
King of Greece, born in Athens, TWEEN
ty-one years ago today.
Tyrone Power, celebrated photoplay
star, born in London. forty-eight years
ago today.
Jerome X. Jerome, humorist and
playwright, born near London, fifty
eight years ago today.
Harold F. Mccormick, we'll known
capitalist born In Chicago, forty-fve
years ago today.
Edgar Collins outfielder of the Bos-
ton National league baseball team,
born in Brooklyn, N. Y, twenty-five
years ago today.
Edward 7. Collins, captain and sec
ond baseman of the Chicago National
league baseball team, born at Meller-
ton, N. Y, thirty years ago today.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

ish one. but beneficial one. Not sim
ply for themselves, but for the world.
Think Of It! Washington, D. c., mill
tary capital of the world!
In conclusion allow me to say that
have only mentioned some OF the
gracious results that are direct re-
suits of this awful struggle and look
ing at it as do / can only exclaim,
what hath God wrought"
REV. C. w. SAVIDGE.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
pRR Mr.. hAB,BBG>
poNH YOU HEIE THE klNb OF
FELLOW. VINO THINKS EVERY
| WOMAN IS CRAZY Ab0UT HlM
AND FEss so SURE Of AIMsae!
-cLAlRE BARDAcN
IVA
YES -M kiNb, WHO WHEN
oAllAkG ON A GIRL THE SECOND
TIME, COMES WrvAoUT A SHAVE

famous physician. asked at the New
York Academy Of Medicine. why he wore
rubbers on day when the streets were per-
fectly dry, replied:
my wife runs down the street after me
with them when I don't. wear them TO
keep her from getting pneumonia"
York Times
Trouble had come to a Washington nur-
Jery, and when the mother entered 1t was
to find Charlie In tears.
"why are you crying?" she asked.
Because Louis slapped me-"
But why didn't you slap him back?"
asked mother. who evidently believed in
policy of retaliation,
Because then 1t would only be his turn
again. New York Times.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
This Day in History.

This Day In History.
1775-Virginia patriots led by Pat
rick Henry forced the governor to pay
for the powder taken from Williams
burg.
17S5-Thomas Jefferson was ap-
pointed United States minister to
France.
17S7-Federal convention assem-
bled in Philadelphia to adopt a ma
tional constitution.
1808--Revolution in Spain; French
massacred in Madrid.
1826-Pedro w abdicated the
throne of Portugal 80
1842-A petition for the adoption
Of the Peoples Charter" having
more than three million signatures,
introduced in the British parliament.
1S63-Beginning Of the great battle
Of Charlottesville, which ended the
next day in victory for the Con-
federates.
1892-General Conference Of the
Methodist Episcopal church began its
quadrennial session at Omaha.
1900-Queen Victoria received at
Windsor the naval contingent who
took part in the relief Of Ladysmith.
1916-Several Americans killed and
wounded by raids by Mexican bandits
on the United States border.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

A possible explanation of New Yorks back
wardness in coming forward to the recruiting Of
fees may be found in the certainty Of paying a
goodly share Of the cost National taxes are not
the only sources Of worry, Revenue sleuths of the
legislature seek new sources OF state income to
make up a $20,00O000 deficit in budget of
$S0.0O00OO. In the face Of these conditions the
Empire state patriots are disposed to do their
bit at home and turn in the cash.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

Transportation companies seeking rate advances
in Nebraska should be required to come into
court with clean hands" Discrimination against
many points in the state persist in interstate rates
and efforts to eliminate them fail Of adequate re-
suits. This is matter Of vital interest which
should receive attention from the State Railway
commission. Corporations pleading for square
deal should first practice what they preach.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

Joint action BY New York insurance companies
and the state insurance department disposed Of
the question Of war risk advances on life policies
An increase of $3.50 per annum on each $1,000 of
the policy was agreed to as satisfactory ADJUST
ment Of the increased risk and applies to policies
taken out by persons entering the military and
naval service.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
Timely JottIngs and Reminders.

The food situation is expected to re-
ceive first attention from the German
Reichstag when 1t reassembles today.
The part that members of the cleo
tro-chemical profession may take in
the war Is to be discussed at the spring
meeting of the American Electro
Chemical society, opening today at
Detroit. ay
The thirty-sixth annual meeting of
the stockholders of the Canadian Pa
cific railway for the election of d.
rectors and the transaction of other
business will be held today at Mon
treal.
Secretary Of War Baker, as chair
man of the Council of National De-
tense. has asked the governors of all
the states to send representatives to a
conference to meet in Washington to-
day to consider measures Of state and
federal cooperation in the conduct of
the war and the handling of the food
situation.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

II the news coming across the border from
Mexico samples the goods sent by Mexican wire
less to Germany the fruits OF Teutonic enterprise
falls short of the expense.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

The early employment of German ships in
carrying supplies to our allies directly compen-
safes in part for American losses in subsea war
fare. Thus are weapons made in Germany" eff
fectiveiy turned on the inventors of ruthlessness
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02
In Omaha Thirty Years Ago.

In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today.
At the annual election Of officers Of
the Omaha Typographical union the
following were elected for the ensuing
year: President, N. s. Mahan; vice
president, W. E. Barlow; financial Sec
rotary, James Cahan: treasurer, ]. E.
Whelan: recording secretary, w. F.
Ridge; sergeant-at-arms. H. Long;
executive board, James Dermody, c. r.
Mcclellan, c. NJ. Hopkins c. e. Aber-
nathy and L. Moulton.
Foleys saloon on Thirteenth near
Farnam was visited by burglars, who
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

Some Of the excuses for price uplfts put for
ward nowadays might well make the shade o.
Barnum weep for the good things he missed.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

Time, talent and caloric poured out in both
ends and the middle failed to make the state
house bone-dry institution.
Omaha daily bee., 1917-05-02

Decent regard for self and company for some
time to come forbids even whisper OF the
nournful notes: "Oh, How Dry AM"