davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18
LEG BROKEN IN FALL FROM
COTTON STALK CUTTER

Joel Mckay, son of J. M. Mckay, a
Crisp county farmer, had one of his
legs broken Thursday when he fell
from a stalk cutter while working on
his fathers farm. 1t is reported that
he is recovering.
Young McKay's father is seriously
sick at the home of w. S. Tillman in
this city, having come to Cordele to
place himself under treatment of To-
cal physicians.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18
MRS e. C. YOUNGBLOOD
UNDERWENT OPERATION

Mrs. E. c. Youngblood underwent
an operation for appendicitis at the
Cordele Sanatorium during the early
part of the past week. She is rapidly
improving and her recovery is assured
according to attending physicians.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18

Seven persons, three men, three ell
der ladies' and a little boy came near
losing their lives in an automobile &C
cident at Seven Bridges, six miles
south of Macon, Friday afternoon late.
A Studebaker touring car, occupied by
a party Of Macon people who were re-
turning from attending funeral sew
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18
CAME NEAR NEEDING HEARSE
WHILE INSPECTING NEW ONE

eral miles from Macon, ran down an
eight foot embankmcnt, overturning
completely All Of the occupants OF the
car were pinned beneath it, but all es-
caped with slight injuries. The MAJ
chine was lifted from over them in
ten or fifteen minutes, and they were
taken TO Macon in another car.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18
DEATH CLAIMS AGED
LADY AT BAY SPRINGS

Mrs. G. T. Bunch, aged IS years, wife
of a we'll known farmer of the Bay
Springs community, died at 10 o'clock
yesterday morning after an illness OF
several weeks. Besides her husband
the deceased IS survived by several
children, and a fIostIof4 friends mourn
her death.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18

Driven by So horse power gasoline
line motor a new ice cutting machine
will do the work in day of Is men
with eight two horse teams.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18

The mining industry in the Blue
fields district OF Nicarauga is being
rapidly developed.
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1917-02-18

Even the temperance orators some
times has occasion to speak with BAIT
ed breath.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04

ground. When you have plenty OF
space in a garden this method Is all
right. but in small gardens cucuinbcrs
should not be grown at all unless they
are TO be trained upon poles or
trelliscs. allowing much closer plant
ing.
When they arc trained to climb. the
vines may he fifteen or eighteen inches
apart 4 useful method TX to plant
them on the south side OF the garden
fence SO that the vines may grow up
on strings 10 the top of the fence. In
training the vines tie them with soft
cotton yarn. taking care not to iniure
the vines. and IL large. SlicinE cucum-
bers are grown II may be necessary
to support the fruits with loops OF
tape.
Since cucumbcrs thrive in rich soil.
suggested method Is to plant them
around a lcaky barrel. training them
up the sides. In the barrel should he
placed two bushels OF manure. and
water should be frequently poured in
the barrel. Leaking. out IT will fer
tilize the plants aroYhd the bottom.
Cucumbcrs mus, not be planted until
after danger OF frost. and the planting
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04

ST. Peters Catholic Church. The bride
WAS given in marriage by her father.
and her only attendant was her sister.
The best man was Chesley N. Jones,
included Frank i. Burke. Jr.. Temple
Francis |. McDonough.
The ceremony was performed by Rev.
Hugh j Mckeefrey. OF St. Patrick $
parish Mr.. and Mrs Jones left for
a Northern trip. and Will be home after
May Is at 29l2 Park Avenue
Charity Functions.
y charity event will q. the dance
tonight at s o'clock at the Conserva-
tory of Music. Laurel and Broad
streets. under tho auspices OF In the
Service Of the King Circle Of King s
Daughters.
\ lawn party. for the benefit OF the
Red Cross. viii be given tonight at
o'clock at the home OF Mrs j. Will
Ham Robertson at Forest Hill
There viii be a Fairyland Cantata
given in the lccture-rooin OF West
minister Church tonight at Sis o'clock
under the direction Of Mrs. r. S Leakc
ana Miss NJ. l.. Madeira. There are
twenty hvc children in the cast.
NriEht-Chnpprllc.
Jesse II. Wright and Miss Amy NJ.
Chappelle. both formerly of this city.
were very quietly married AT ST.
Joseph. Mich. on Saturday. SIR. and
Mrs. Wright will mako their future
home IN South Bend. Ind.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04
Hollywood rnx Case Argued.

Judge -. G. Richardson yesterday
heard argument in the Hastings Court
whether a surplus OF sii6.ss6 accumu-
lated cy the Hollywood Cemetery Com
pany is subject TO taxation. The state
OF Nirs contends that it is. and is
trying to collect taxes on it for the
period from 1903 10 1916. Assistant
Acknowledgement Garnett appeared for
the Commonwealth. while the cemetery
company was represented by NJ. NJ.
Gillian.
Upon being submitted. the court took
the case under Amusement.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04
arming in the City
Gardeners Must Teach Grabbing
Plants to Climb.

Plants that crawl must be made TO
climb. says an agricultural authority.
revealing secret OF profitable home
gardening. The gardener should prac-
ice intensive cultivation OF every inch
q! space. and no crop offers better
opportunities in this respect than GU
cumbers.
AS usually grown. cucumbers arc
planted in hills four or six feet apart
and allowed to spread out along the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04
~ AND OUT OF TOWN.

Mrs. J. II. Check. Of this city is the
guest of relatives in Nashville. Tenn.
Mrs. II. l.. Brown. of Oxford y. g.,
is the guest OF Mrs. II. Seldom Tay-
Tor here
Mrs. w NJ. Parker Mitchell, OF New
York. is the guest of her mother. Mrs
G. .. Swami. In Ginter Park.
Miss Blair Wh,lock has returned 10
her home In Powhatan. after a visit
TO relatives In this city.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04

may continue up 10 July. Plant tho
seeds rather decply-one to two inches
land thick enough so as 10 have
strong plants after thinning TO the
required distance. They need frequent
cultivation. For pickles the cucum-
bcrs arc picked when under four
inches long. For slicing they HAY bc
allowed to grow eight TO ten inches
long. Newell allow cucumber to
ripcn. for the vine will quit bearing.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04
Wo,iEN'S MEETINGS.

This afternoon at 4 o'clock. in Cen
tenary Methodist Church. the regular
monthly lecture before the Associa-
ton Of Methodist Women for Socia,
Service Will take place. The speaker
viii he Or. w. T. Graham. DR.. era
hams subject will bear upon his spe-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1917-05-04

: c!al line of work and Will be Illus
trated by lantern slides, some OF which
Will be moving pictures OF his free
clinic. Although under Methodist aus
pces, these meetings are non-sectarian
and all women In the city Interested
In social service arc invited. Mrs Eos-
coe White Will conduct the devotional
exercises
The annual meeting OF tho Highland
Park Woman's Club will be held at the
rooms OF the club this afternoon at
o'clock. when the recently elected
officers will be installed. and reports
from standing committees read: also
the policies Of the coming year will
he outlined. A full attendance Of mem
hers is desired. This club il growing
rapidly in membership and usefulness
The meeting OF the Volunteer Work
ers Of the Travellers Aid Society. which
was 10 have been held last Friday, has
been postponed until to-day at 43o
o'clock in the Young Mems Christian
Association.
Officers Of the Musicians Club were
elected on Wednesday at the annual
meeting AS follows: Mrs Francis d.
Williams, president: Miss Helen Stew
ems, vice president: Miss Louise vii
Hams. secretary; Mrs. Basil NJ C;warh-
meg, treasurer. The board of direc-
tors is TO consis, OF Mrs. T. .. IIeoucm-
bourr, Mrs. l.. r. Dincus. Mrs. Ivan
Maliby. Miss Jean q. TrigC Mrs \.
T. Gu!gon Mrs. Thomas Whittet and
Mrs. Claiming NJ Ward.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
'CASCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

Get 1O-cent box now.
Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness. indigestion, the sick. sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put in another day Of distress.
Let Cascarcts cleanse your stomach
remove the sour fermenting food {;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out oil the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means clear head.
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls! Try This! Makes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, Beautiful-No
More itching Scalp.

Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation Of Danderine you cannot find a
single trace Of dandruf or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after a
few weeks use. when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first-yes-but
really new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty Of your hair. No diff
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, tuking one small
strand at time. The effect is amaz-
ing-your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have IN appearance of
abundance; an Incompatible luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get Is cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless Observation-Disclosures
all-you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots Of it IL you will just try Lit.
tie Danderine. Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
IS CHILD CROSS
FEVER|SH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue Is
coated, give "CaIifornia
Syrup Of Figs"

Children love this "fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result IL
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-slck, feverish. don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full Of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhea. Listen,
Mother! See II tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of california
Syrup Of Figs" and in a few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the sys-
TEN, and you have a we'll child again.
Millions of mothers give california
Syrup Of Figs" because 1t Is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and 1t new
er fails to act on the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
Of california Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Eriendlem,
Getting Around a Difficulty.

0ettIu0 s%tVuuo u OIUtGut1ys
Automobile manufacturers of the
United States do not purpose allowing
serious matter, such as railway traf-
flc congestion, to interfere with their
business, II they can help 1t. When
the big freight tieup first began to
look formidable, automobile makers
faced prospective loss running into
many millions of dollars, because, ap-
parently, they could not secure deliv-
cries. Not until then did it occur to
them that, If an automobile was worth
anything at all. 1t should be able to de-
liver itself. And now what is known to
the trade as the driveway" has been
inaugurated. The cars leave the fac
tory and arrive at their destination
under their own power. A drove of
81 cars was recently sent from Cleve-
land to Chicago In this way. 1t is ex-
pected that the "drive-away" will be-
come a fashionable thing during the
coming summer.-Christian Science
Monitor.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
BILLION DOLLAR GIFT
TO FRANCE is POPULAR
Suggestion Made BY New York News
paper Seems to Be Meeting Ap-
prevail Over Country.

New York, March 26.-Following up
its suggestion of a gift of $1,000, 000,-
900 from the United States to France,
the New York World declares the
plan has met with approval from
every quarter.
Bankers, business men and toilers,
the World said, had registered un-
qualified approval of the plan. Tele.
grams from editors of newspapers in
various parts of the country indorsing
the idea were printed. They came
from Philadelphia, Seattle, Charles.
ton. Cleveland, Columbia, 8. c., and
many other points.
Should France refuse to accept such
gift from this country. the World
suggests it be made in the form of q
loan. carrying only such interest az
would pay its expenses. 1t was de-
clared Wall street, through interviews
and letters. had swung solidly behind
the plan.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
GAY WAR TO BE DECLARED JUST
AS SOON As U.BOAT is FIRED
UPON BY AN AMERIcN
GUN.
WAR WON'T BE SHORT IS.
WASHINGTON'S WARNING
Administration Cautions That Prepa.
rations Must Be Made For Long
and Bitter struogIe-Prepar.
ing People for Sacrifices
That Must Be Made.

Washington. March 26.-The crash
Of war with Germany may come at
any moment.
Word has been wired from Zurich
that several of the German newspa.
pers received there assert the kaiser
will declare war on the United States
just as soon as the first American
shot is fired at German submarine.
1t is understood here that several
American merchantmen armed for de-
Tense are now approaching the barred
zone and the news of clash is likely
to come shortly.
In the event of declaration by
Germany. America is prepared to
strike and strike hard.
To Be Aggressive.
The United States government is
getting ready to put into effect meas.
ures of the most far-reaching and
aggressive character. 1t will not be
satisfied with mere attempts to pro.
tect American merchant vessels. Its
preparations will be designed to meet
any eventuality-a long war, If nee.
essary. There will be no halfway
measures.
This program was agreed upon at q
long cabinet meeting and it guided
the Council of National Defense when
it met with its advisory commission.
May Send Army Abroad.
The program decided upon includes
mi
cial measures.
The question of sending an army
abroad will be left for future consid.
Grafton.
Whether political alliances with the
Allies will be formed is not known,
although military as well as naval CO.
operation is possible and the govern
ment will furnish both money and
supplies to the Allies without stint.
Suggestions before President Will
son include the possibility of floating
loan Of $5,OOO,00O,00O for the Allies.
People Are Warned.
In the meantime the administration
is sounding a warning to the people
of the nation that preparations must
be made for the possibility of long
and bitter war. 1t is part of a pre-.
paredness program" of the admins.
tration to prepare" the people to a
full realization of what sacrifices they
must be ready to make; to achieve
sober realization of all citizens of the
magnitude of the task ahead Of the
nation; to displace a careless opti.
mism with a studious knowledge of
what is ahead.
Part of this preparation is in ad-
vance Of the demands which will be
made shortly by the government for
men, money. labor and materials, on
q scale unprecedented in the nations
history. The administration proposes
no half way measures IL It can bc
avoided.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
YES! MAGICALuY!
CORNS LIFT OUT
WITH FINGERS

You say to the drug store man,
"Give me small bottle Of freezone."
This will cost very little but will
positively remove every hard or soft
corn or callus from ones feet.
A few drops of this new ether COM
pound applied directly upon tender,
aching corn relieves the soreness in.
stantly, and soon the entire corn or
callus, root and all. dries up and can
be lifted off with the fingers.
This new way to rid ones feet of
corns was introduced by Cincinnati
man, who says that freezone dries in
q moment. and simply shrivels up the
corn or callus without irritating the
surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to order a small bottle from
his wholesale drug house for you.-adv,
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
BoscHEE's GERMAN SYRUP

Why take ordinary cough remedies
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used for fifty-one years in all
towns in the United States. Canada,
Australia, and other countries, for
coughs. bronchitis. colds settled in the
throat, especially lung trouble. It
gives the patient good nights rest,
free from coughing. with easy expec-
toration in the morning. giving nature
q chance to soothe the inf1amed parts,
throw off the disease. helping the pa
tient to regain his health. assisted by
pure air and sunshine when possible.
Trial size 25c, and 75c family size.
Sold in all towns in the United States,
Canada. Australia. and other coun-
tries.-Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
A Lucky Bullet.

Hussar declares that there is no
mascot to compare with the bullet
with which man has been wounded.
"At the Battle Of the Mnrnc." lie says,
Il was struck by IL bullet which lodged
In my right thigh without doing much
damage. When it was extracted
drilled Il hole through it. and supend-
ed 1T by string from my neck. And,
although ! have been through dozens
of fierce BATTLES since then. including
the hottest fights on the Sonl,ne, and
have seen my comrades fall in hun
dredS, | have come through them all
without Il scratch, thanks. I firmly be-
lieve, to my bullet mascot. Tilt Bits.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
"chinese Knew the English"

"chinese Knew the English"
An Englishman who was appointed
to an important post in China married
soon after. Among the recipients of
the usual little cardboard boxes con-
tanning pieces of wedding cake was a
Chinese merchant with whom the
bridegroom had an outstanding &C.
count for goods supplied. After the
honeymoon one Of the first persons
the newly-wedded husband met was
his Celestial creditor.
"And how did you like the cake?"
said the Englishman. laughingly, after
the usual congratulations.
"Ah. ha." returned the Chinaman.
with cunning leer, me no such big
fool to eat him. sab, me put cakee in
fire. Burn him up. Hal he!"
"Oh, that's too bad" said the Eng
lishman. very much hurt. 'You might
have tasted it at least, out Of compile
ment to my wife and myself. Why
didn't you1"
me too clute, sah," said the Celes-
tial, with the same cunning smile.
you owe me monee, sab; sendee poi
son cakee; eat him; die; you no
payee up. Houp-la! He! he! he'll I
know you Ingleeshl"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
SENTRY SHOT ON GROUNDS
OF UNITED STATES FORT
Private In Coast Artillery Attacked BY
intruders at Fort Williams, Me.
-Assaiiants Escape.

Portland, Me-, March 24.-Private
John Poor of the Third company,
Coast Artillery corps at Fort vii.
liams. has been shot and probably
fatally wounded while attempting to
capture two men who had made their
way into the reservation despite the
presence Of heavy guard and had
reached point near one Of the bat
teries Of 12-inch guns. The men es-
capped.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Baseball In Sculpture.

One of the attendants ut an art gal
lery is u baseball enthusiast, fact he
generally manages to conceal there.
though it did come out once.
One afternoon director came bus
Ting into the room where this attend
ant was at the time and demanded.
"How is 1t that Shakespeare's statue
is standing on the pedestal marked
ScOtt?"
"Well, sir, answered the attend
ant, "he must have got his base on an
error"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
CUTICURA HEALS ECZEMA
And Rashes That Itch and Burn-TrjaI
Free to Anyone Anywhere.

In the treatment of skin and scalp
Soap and hot water, dry and apply
Cuticura Ointment. If there is nat
ural tendency to rashcs, pimples, etc..
prevent their recurrence by making
Cuticura your daily toilet preparation.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.e
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Customer Had Change Coming.

A man bearing II small basket of
pOtntocs on his arm went into gro
Gerry store to make a purchase. lie
could not produce enough change by
cents und, handing the clerk IL metli-
um-sized potato. started out. The
clerk called to him. Saying:"You have
forgotten your cl,ange." and walking
back to sack, picked out two lima
beans and passed them to the custom
er.-Clevelund Plain Dealer.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Dutch Ships on Way to U. 9.

0ueeh ShIpS OF way 20 .. ..
Washington, March PA feet Of
Is Dutch steamships is said here to
have sailed recently from a port in
Holland for the United States by way
Of Halifax. The vessels all steamed
out the san{e day and now are be-
lieved to be we'll north Of the German
submarine zone around the British
Isles and safe from U-boat attack. Il
Is intended by The Netherlands gov.
eminent, which has the ships under
charter, to have them load grain prob.
ably in New York and then returR By
the route they came.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
GERMAN BREAD RATION Gu
To Be Reduced one-Fourth Until
6 Next Harvest.

Amsterdam, March "a. - The bread
ration In German will be diminished
one-fourth beginning April Is owing
to the scarcity of wheat, according to
q dispatch from Berlin in the Weser
Zeitung of Bremen.
The potato ration will be continued
ut five pounds weekly and the meat
ration will be increased by $50 grams
weekly.
It is announced, adds the dispatch,
that the curtailment in the use Of
wheat is necessary to insure the pres.
ont stocks lasting until next harvest.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Not Pussy.

"There's one thing Ill say for them
they're not u nervous family"
"How do you know?"
"Every picture on their walls Is
tilted off straight. and they didn't seen
to mind it bit"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Infantry to Guard Germana.

Washington, March 26.-The Seven.
teenth infantry will arrive soon at
Forts Mcpherson and Oglethorpe, Ca,
to guard the German interned sailors
to be removed from the PHILADELPHIA
navy yards. Six companies have been
sent to Fort Mcpherson and six ia
Oglethorpe. The regiment left Fort
Bliss several days ago. Secretary Dan.
iels will order the informed Germana
south as soon 40 the Seventeenth ar
rives and completes it, arrangements
A marine guard will oct a. escort 70,
the sailors.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
The Principles Of eiq Business.

First Surgeon-Do you think $1,000
Is too much to charge for tuking out
Bulger's appendix?
Second Surgeon-No. But why
don't you wait! He's making money
so fast that you can get $4,000 out Of
him in six mOnths.-Life.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1917-03-29
Full Of Faith.

Mrs. Rarton-Have you any faith
In life insurance.
Mrs. Grill-Yes. indeed; I've real
lied $4,000 from two husbands, and
they weren't good ones. either.