South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1917-04-08


America expects every Misha-
wakan 20 do his duty.
May the munitions explosions
henceforth take place on the battle
fields Of Europe.
Wen look for every one of our
/ readers at Tuesday nights patriotic
meeting. Come and join in singing
"Tipperary."
Th4- wave Of patriotism that
struck this old burg when we en-
tered the war against Germany
really surprised US. Our German
citizens deserve credit for their dis
play OF loyalty towards the country
Of their adoption.
Oh that's all right about Amer
lea fighting for peace" When she
gets into it she will fight 10 lick
somebody out OF his boots.
Remember there is no such thing
as complete national mobilization if
the farms of tive country do not
prepare to double the output Of
food. The farm directors Of the
Wyatt bank will see that Penn
township responds nobly to this
suggestion.
Looking carefully into Russia's
| declaration of independence. we
find that about all that remains TO
make Russia a great democracy are
offices enough 10 go around and
about 10 baseball leagues.
Although there is a goodly dis
I play Of flags throughout the city
there are still a number of buildings
minus the national emblem. Has
LANCER can supply every family in
Mishawaka. If you haven't the
price get one anyway and charge it
TO US.
The French reached Ham and
| found there was no Ham left.
vice Pres't Marshall alludes to
/ Pres't Wilson as that "sad-eyed
man in the white house." If we
were the president we would snap a
| bunch of winks and a devilish blink
at Marshall the next time he called
and discourage any repetition of
that sad-eyed stuff.
New jersey bars the selling of
I cigarets 70 boys under is years of
\ age. If II be possible to keep the
present generation untobacconized
up to is, it will be more than the
old-timers could do, for our recol-
lection is that boys were behind the
barn getting the habit about the
time they were eight years old
| Advices from the front received in
Mishawaka during the past week
state that Sandy McTavish. our erst-
while citizen is taking lessons in
aviation During his first flight the
aviator asked MIN how he was en-
/ joying it. ITO tell the truth" an
swered the Scot, Il wad rather be
on the grun'." Tut, TUT" replied
] I
| looping the loop" For goodness
sake dinna dae that" yelled Sandy.
i've some siller in my vest pocket,
an An MIGHT lose it"
/ Digging the garden belongs 10 the
hired man, sowing the seeds to the
wife. wedding TO the children and
eating the crop 10 pa.
Still. there are some things Mr..
Bryan car talk TO the Chautauqua
course upon, while the jugglers and
/ acrobats are changing their dresses.
Some pacihsts are born not made,
and some just happened.
The time is at hand when ''yarb
tea" is being brought forth, but the
children take courage and health
from the fact that sulphur and mo
lasses are expensive now war is on.
The hyphenates now feel glad
that the hyphen is concealed in
itheir middle. and may not be no
ticed
II has been suggested that the
revolution may increase the output
Of Russian dancers.
Most people. however, look on the
revolution from a more cheerful
side
While Uncle sam has not said
anything about Turkey. the Sick
Man is not feeling any better.
Uncle sam has determined TO
show his enemies that it is danger
Gus TO be alive.
The exiles in Siberia are hurrying
while the sleighing is good. and
their brethren at home are hurry
ing the Staying on their order.
Now that his dander is up, it will
be a sad day for Uncle Sam II the
war is over before ne can get at the
Germans.
May a college man jilt his A.