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The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Girls! Use Lemons!
 Make 8 Bleaching.
 Beautif]'ing Cream


 The juice of two fresh lemons strain ed into a bottle containing three ounces of orchard white makes q whole quar- ter pint of the most r,marKable lemon skin beautiiier at about the cost one must pay for q small jar ef the ordi- nary cold creams. Ca.e should be talk en to strain the lemon juice through q fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in, then this lotion will keep fresh for months. Every woman knows that lem on juice is used to Bleach and remove such blemishes as freckles, sallowness and tan and is the ideal skin softener, smoothener and beautifer.
 Just try it! Get three ounces of orchard white at any pharmacy and two lemons from the grocer and make up a quarter pint of this sweetly fra grant lemon lotion and massage it daily into the face, neck, arms and hands. It naturally should help to soften, fresh en, bleach and bring out the roses and beauty of any skin. It is simply mar velous tc smoother rough, red hands. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
ADAM SPRUNG FIRST JOKE
thyosaurus, When She Objected to Spider on Rose.

We believe that in the Garden of Eden, Adam gave Eve rose in ex- change for kiss. And she shuddered and said, Ugh There's spider on fine rose!" and he answered. "Well, what do you expect for one stingy lit tie kiss-an ichthyosaurus? ?'
 We believe that to be the oldest joke in the world-older than the goat, the n"ther-in-law, or any that are sup pC,eC to be included in the Original Seven. In varying forms one finds it in the Talmud, in Plautus, in Aesop, in Rabelais, in Joe Miller, in all the almanacs and comic papers.
 When we were a boy, it was told in a minstrel show, thus: A man buys a suit of clothes at secondhand store. He comes back and complains that the coat is inhabited by unpleasant insects. And the dealer says, "Well, what do yod expect for $5-hummiiig hirds?"
 Vaudeville knows it in this form |: Tenrnt-"Look here, you'll have 10 make some repairs in this house. The cellar is full of water" Landlord "Well, what do you expect for $15 q month-champagne
 And just last week we ran across eur old friend again in a weekly comic paper, This time a passenger on a street car calls down the conductor for not calling the names of the streets distinctly. And the conductor replies, "Well, what do you expect for Sl4 a week-a tenor sOlo?'
 Lastly a few days ago, we ran a version of the old thing in this column. We cut it's hair. trimmed its whiskers, and fitted it with q new suit. but we could not disguise it completely. When you run across it in any of it's cos tumes, send us a clipping, will you? We are making collection of that joke.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
The Spirit That's Needed.

G. Bernard Shaw. the Irish play wright said recently in London that nobody but an idiot could imgainc that the pacifStS and socialists would be allowed to have any say in the peace negotiations which will end the world war;
 If Shaw is right" said q labor lead CT, ''its bad thing for the word and so l hope he's wrong.
 q hope the peace negotiations will create among the nations the spirit embodied in a saying which an old grandmother used to quote in my child hood, namely
 "If you want a neighbor be one ' Exchange.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
A Bio Plumbers Bill.

The party of tourists were watching Professor x as he examined the wrapped body of an ancient Egyptian.
 "Judging from the utensils about him." remarked the professor, "this mummy must have been an Egyptian plumber"
 "NNouldn't it be interesting" said a romantic young lady, If we could bring him to life?"
 ''lnteresting but bit risky" re- turned Professor X. Somebody might have to pay him for his time."-Bos- ton Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

Lakes regions. The Atlantic highlands, in the eastern part, extending from the northern coast of Labrador. nearly to the Gulf of Mexico, include the low plateau of Labrador to the north and the Appalachian or Allegheny noun. tains on the south, the principal sec. tions of the latter bearing the names of the White mountains in New Hamp. shire, the Green mountains in Vermont. the Adirondacks in the state of New York, the Alleghenies in Pennsylvania and the Black mountains in North Carolina.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

after three doctors said 1 never would stand up straight again. l was Q mid wife Jr seven years and II recommended the Vegetable Compound to every wo- man to take before birth and after wards, and they all got along so nicely that it surely is a godsend to suffering women. If women wish to write to me will be delighted to answer them. " Mrs. JENNIE MOVER, 3--2 E.North St, Lima, Ohio.
 Women who suffer from displace- ments, weakness, irregularities, ner- vousness, backache, or bearlng-down pains, need the tonic properties of the roots and herbs contained in Lydia E. Pinkham 8 Vegetable Compound.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Dies Lcarninq War Game.

Washington. General Pershing cabled the War Department that Cor poral Ernest k. Hart, Signal Corps, was killed behind the front in France by the premature discharge of a hand grenade at practice.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
NlHTz:z.aSMIrhs 5:
Sold for 47 years. For Malaria, ChilIs and Fever. Also a Fine General StreE 3theninf Tonic. S" sss. as issS s'asts s --
TommY and the Medicoa.

Tommy Mother, just saved you a lot of money.
 Ma-HoW so?
 Tommy--Didn't you say an apple day keeps the doctors away? Ma-Yes.
 Tomny-Wel, kept about six doc tors away today.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
An Emphatic Assurance.

"If you don't marry me" exclaimed the sutton, "Ill join the army"
 "Let me tell you something" an- swered the girl. If you don't join the army you won't even be well enough acquainted with me hereafter to ask me to marry you"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Aviator Killed Bv Auto.

Mineola, N. Y.--George Morris, of Hydro, Okla, an aviator in federal service, died of injuries received when he was struck by an automobile near an aviation camp
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
SSO0.OO0 For Library.

Washington.-Th Library War Council, of which Frank A. Vanderlip New York banker, is chairman, re- ported to Secretary Baker that $S00.- OG0 of the proposed $1,000, ,000,0 ,000 camp library fund is in the hands of its treaSurers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Matrimonial -camoufIaae.

Bride-You don't mind my wearing this complexion mask nights, do you, dear?
 Groom-Oh, surely not; it's your not wearing it days that's getting my goat
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Will Build Air Ships.

New York-Maj. Gen. Geo. w. Goethals will devote himself to the manufacture of airships. Announce ment of his election as president Of the White-Martin Aircraft Corpora ton woe -ade here.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
HOw's This !?

We offer $i00O0 for any case. of catarrh that cannot be cured by HALLS CA TARRH MEDICINE. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Sur faces of the System.
 Sold by druggists for over forty years Price 75c. Testimonials free.
 r. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, Ohio.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
THE BLUE THAT'S TRUE.

Red Cross Ball Blue gives to clothes a clear, dazzling white winter than snow, not a greanish yellow tinge like cheap bottle blue Buy Red Cross Ball Blue for next washday You will be happily surprised. Large package at your grocers, , cents.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Typhoon Hits Tokio.

London-A Shanghai dispatch to Reuters says that as the result of a typhoon which swept over Tokic, 100, 900 persons are homeless and thar 13S are dead and PIT missing
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
s4oo. 100000 Offered.

Washington.-The governments la test and largest issue of short-time certificates of indebtedness S400,000,- GOO offered in anticipation of second Liberty Loan receipts has been over subscribed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

lady friends came Co see me and she ad- vised me to com mence taking Lydia E. Pinkham s Veg etable Compound and to use Lydia E.
 Pinkham's Sanative Wash. l began talk ing your remedies and took $5. co worth and in two months was a well woman
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
May Save Battleship.

Washington.-Th American battle ship ashore in home water is report ed resting easy with work of floating her going forward, with good pros poets of smccess.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Socialist Paner Barred.

Milwaukee, Wis.~-The Milwaukee Leader, organ of the Socialist party in this city, was denied privilege of the United States mails.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
In Doubt.

"I wish you could find out how stand with your father"
 "NVhy do you want to know?' "He gave me q tip on the stock mar. ket today"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Three Notable Physical Features.

The surface of North America pre- sents three great physical features the great Pacific highlands, the central plains and the eastern highlands. The great Pacific highlands extend through the western part of North America, all most from the arctic sh pres to the Isrhmus of Panama, anI are ,traversed by the Rocky mountains and other high mountain chains. The central plains, which descend gradually from the crests of the Rocky mou4tains, include the Mississippi, Missouri land the Great
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
When Eootism Helps.

There is nothing that enables a man to recover So rapidly from q bump IS egotisln.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.

You will look ten years younger if you darken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by using La Creole Hair Dressing Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
Cohens Are Numerous.

New York city hoa more Cohens than Smiths listed in the city direc- tory.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
In to Date.

Campus vfsitor-What is that fm- mense building over there?
 Student Guide-That's our new gym nasium.
 Campus Visitor-And that little one. not much larger than a doghouse! Student Guide-'At's our new Ii. brary.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

A woman's first gray hair is gen- orally her last one. too.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

The worst of grass widow is that she is apt to make hay of her reputa. tiOn
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

We know a man so stingy that ne can raise onions in salve box.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
One Delivery Daily
Some Stinov Man.

St. Paul groeers during war will make no more than one delivery daily.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
M,

It's a good wind that doesn't blow the dust into somebody's eyes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
BROKEN DOWN
 IN HEALTH
Woman Tells How $5 Worth of Pinkbam's Compound
 Made Her We'll.

Lima, Ohio. -"I was all broken down in health from Iisplacement.O One of my
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
To Show War Aims.

In this spirit the president has asked Colonel House to survey the field of military, naval and political conditions in the countries of our en- emies and our friends; to get at the economic, political and emotional state of things in every country, and to tell frankly to Great Britain, Russia. France, Italy and the neutral powers the things that we are doing and that we intend to do in the war. More over, an attempt will be made to lift the heavy curtain of censorship In Germany and Austria-H Hungary, in or der to spread among their peoples comprehension of American war aims and potentialities.
 Officials are anxious that no impress sion should be created, as a result of Colonel Houses appointment, of any intention to start peace negotiations in the near future. So far as the at titude of the United States is con cerned, the presidents reply to the pope still remains the unaltered view of the government here.
 The appointment of Colonel House is recognition by the government of the fact that the adjustment of peace terms will be very complicated pro- ceeding. Many points of dispute must be settled. Questions of all sorts, economic, political, and historical, will come up for discussion, and the Amer ican delegates must be forearmed with a mass of information and statistical data to meet every situation.
 No data concerning present condi. tiOns in Germany or Austria will come within the scope of Colonel Houses work, as this would come under mil. itary information"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
DON'T GAMBLE

that your hearts all right. Mrk sure. Take "Renovine"-a heart and nerve tonic. Price 50c and $1.00.-ACg
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

It isn't the most accomplished man who accomplishes the most.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12
CAMP PIKE NEWS

Little Rock, Ark.-Is it a fair ex- change to take weak chested, spin dle shanked boy and give in return a man?
 You mothers who have sent your sons to Camp Pike need have no fear for the welfare of your loved one. He is coming back to you masterpiece wrought out of the rather queer pieces of humanity you sent to be done over by master workmen, headed by Ma jor General Samuel D. Sturgis.
 Pampered sons they might have Camp Pike they are men, and are ex- pected to act as such. None have yet appeared who have other ideas of military life. All report with a pur- pose and within one month from the day they are magnificent bit of a fighting machine that will carry Old Glory to it's victory for Democracy.
 If the folks back home could spend d few minutes in the headquarters ol Maj. Gen. Sturgis any fears for the W cIicllt u lHclI hlIl ludu NOulu NlIu- CT and fade away This man, respon- sible for the seasoning Of over 40,- coo men, and whipping them into shape to take their place in the trenches of Europe, is more father to a big family, and he does not rely upon the officers of the camp to keep him informed as to the condition of these men.
 Every day Maj. Gen. Sturgis drives over the camp, he talks with the men he meets in his rounds, and he is as fully advised of conditions as are the company commanders. Maj. Gen. Sturgis is not above drilling the men himself if he sees a chance for im- provement. if he can spare the time. and he always has time to make a correction or two if he sees it in passing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-12

pfOVement. II ne can spare the tune, and he always has time to make a correction or two if he sees it in passing.
 Little Rock, Ark-What can Ger many and the Central Powers expect with an army of young men being gathered at Camp Pike under com uand of such a soldier as Major Gen eral D. Sturgis? There are sixteen other armies of similar character, but certainly they cannot excel, and prob ably not equal this flower of the Southland. Bright eyed, eager young men, under a commander who con serves the energies and the health of his men, and who sees that they have comforts of life along With the hard ships.
 willingness seems to be the pre- dominant feature in the men who are reporting at Camp Pike" says Major General Sturgis, "and men who are willing to make soldiers who cannot be defeated These men come to the camp with a thorough knowledge of the task before them. They come with determination to make the best of it, and seem ready to grasp every opportunity to assist their officers in rounding out an army that will give an excellent account of itself when called upon.
 Among those who have reported are men of high education, wealth and refinement They do not evidence disposition to shirk anything. They obey every order with alacrity and eagerness. It makes no difference what they are called on to do, they do it, and do it with a good grace. Few expected such action from drafted army, and it has simplified the work of the officers greatly.
 "All cantonments have their trou- bles at the start, but remarkable work has been done here. Of course We came in before all buildings were completed but we have kept just bit ahead of the men. This partially completed appearance Of the camp naturally has it's effect upon the E en. but it is very slight. They have quar- ters that are homelike inside, and very orderly. They have good beds and meals, and everything is spick and span except on the outside. This will be remedied shortly.
 Some cantonments have mud, others rock. and one thing after an other. Camp Pike has dust. l have asked the War Department for author ity to relieve this condition, for the men should not have to breathe it. l have been authorized to spend S73,- 00O. but I have asked for $300,000. and this will do tho work permanently and right. The dust is the only oe- lection. for we have water and lights. and everything else needed for the comfort of man.
 T have not seen any h0mesiekness, for I don't believe the men have time to think about such matters. They are every day with the boys from back home, have excellent meals and quarters. and there is no room for anything but a satisfied body. With such a leader as Major Gen eral Sturgis, man who lost 500 men out of his regiment in order to fill two others going to France, lost his on-commissioned officers to permit them to attend training camp, lost his missioned officers to regiments going to Europe, and yet with foun- dation of 400 seasoned men whipped out new regiment so that in 30 days it was ready for foreign service and is now in France, what might not one expect of the National Army now heinz trained at Camp Pike?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
For SaIe-City Property.
ILL nnnarn-.

TULh D.lHNIdI-NN.
S6OOO-22 rm. apt. Mex. quarters. leased
$50 per mo-; s Florence St $1,000 cash,
rent viii pay out bal
$1,000 nm. cottage, ? full lots. 1900
blk Epson ave
$780, rm. bIng-. lots. garage;
fenced: Grand ave $500 cash. bal. suit.
SS5OO-5 rm. bungalow. very large living
ing rn-. hardwood frs. concrete porches
back and front; fun lots. near Country
club; S350 cash. $50 per mo.
NEWMAN INVESTMENT CO..
100 San Antonio St Phone $50
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
BARGAIN AT s4S5e.

New 5 room bungalow, Hwd.
floors. built in features. break
fast room, heating plant, tile
bath. basement. heating plant. full
length mirrors in closet doors,
finished in old ivory or mzhog-
any; two full south front lots.
paving and sidewalks in and paid
VIII sell this on very easy terms
See W F. KIRBY with
LEAVELL & SHERMAN.
Phone 1895. 116 Texas St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
HAWKINS BROS.


POSSESSION AT ONCE-New 5 room
BUNGALOW, never occupied. basement,
fenced. walks. glazed porch finished IN
white enamel, front rooms In Tiffany OIL
$1,000, balance SIS monthly.
500 DOWN. room modern brick, close
in $500: balance see monthly.
GRAND VIEW LOTS OF them on cor
ner: very choice location $3.50 each.
LOTS WANTED in trade for new room
ba1gaIow in Alta Vista s4200
5000 TO LOAN Want it,
We WILL BUILD for you and furnish
loan on easy terms We have several
choice sites on Bliss street
$50 DOWN. SIS monthly for this room
BUNGALOW with basement $3.50. A pickup.
GET THE BEST Have HAWKINS
build for you: loan and plans furnished
FOUR LOTS ON BLISS; cheap for cash
$500 each: paved Want themg
FOR Cash. room brick near Houston
square, north OF Boulevard $4,000. Cheap
en- ugh ..--.-
WILL PAY CASH DIFFERENCE On
nice residence and trade IN 5000 home
HAWKINS BROS.
6 ard Morgan bldg. Phone ECO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

VALLEY FARMS
II you don't see what you want
here. come in; we have It.
BEAUTIFUL HOME
On county road. 81 miles OUT
every modern convenience; all IN
pears: Will sell or trade FOR in
come property.
Az ACRES
l-Ine road frontage; best building
site on road; will take good lots
as psrt payment
3 ACRES AT YSLETA.
All in grapes and garden; two
good houses. one room with
garage. one room suitable for
store: will sell for $3.50; good
terms.
10 ACRES
All in wheat and beans; SIS per
acre. Can you beat it, Land Is
fine and on paved road Terms,
sure.
IS ACRES
Near Tsleta: all in cultivation.
alfalfa. small grain: room house,
outbuiidinEs. etc. Will trade FOR
income property.
WHITE-PADEN REALTY CO..
Phone 1900. 2I2 y. Stanton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
SACRIFICE!
SNAP. BARGAIN.
ENN-n

A big 5 room bungalow built OF pressed
b-iclr on two full south front lots. only
loo feet from Fort Bliss car line. not
verv FAR out The living room is 15x1S. The
dining room 15x15; both bed rooms are
LARGE a great big kitchen and screened
IN Seeming porch. wide cement front porch
clear across front Of house. Has built in
buffet book cases, closets in each bed
room and screened porch; big pantry In
kitchen. has handsome electrical fixtures
This house will easily rent for $50 per
month making Il per cent on your
investment Owner must sell at once al
$3.50 under value,
VERY EASY TERMS
PHILLIPS REALTY CO.
Phone 1923. sos LIST Natl. Bank bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

One acre Of irrigated land will provide
all the vegetables. fruit and poultry a fam
ily can use
one acre tracts. now under cultivation
and irrigation; fine soil; closer In tnan
Government hill. cent fare. walk. q dis
lance from Washington park. on inte-ur-
ban. paved road and jtneys. Only $40
down and SO per month
BAILEY LAND CO..
sos Herald bldg. Phone 2o6s.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
TaKE AUTo PART PAY.

S4250--5 rm. bungalow, new. Alta VISA
Sc zion. $500 auto, $3.50 cash
StI5e-5 rm- bung-. new. Govt HILL
S3I5O-5 rm- bungalow. glazed sip. pch-
4 lots worth $4,000.
SI6eO-s rm- cottage. : lots; take Ford
5000 lots, Govt. Hill. take auto good
make
NEWMAN INVESTMENT CO..
100 San Antonio St Phone Sc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
BEST TEXAS ST. CORNER
nNVV SIG F0o

This property faces Alameda. Texas
aud Palma streets; is the ideal location
for an auto salesroOm and garage, OF
large general store: size il 1s6 II. Ala
media 81 on Texas, 120 on Palma We
consider this one Of the finest business To-
cations in FL Psso for the price Of s10,50o-
see HEAD with
RAMEY BROS,
sos Martin bldg Phone 613-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

Beautiful new 5 room bungalow on
Boulevard; hardwood floors. built In fea-
lures: south front paved street, car line.
SS25O-S4O0 CASH
New room bungalow. furnished. Grand
view hardwood floors. built in buffes.
bookcases
CREEL REALTY CO.,
sos Martin bldg. Phone 5oI5-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

$500 BUYS THIS beautiful, completely
furnished. new. six room bungalow: it has
all the latest built in features. four large
closets. tile drain in kitchen. tile floor in
bath. oak floors throughout; finished base
ment, hot air heat. large side porch;
house built Of brick and finished in
oriental stucco; large garage with servants
quarters above: on corner lots one block
from two cars and three jitney lines; will
sell unfurnished-
I also have a new five room bungalow.
$4,000. Terms. Phone 1857 evenings after 6.
VIII trade for lots or auto.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

TO EXCHANGE FOR VALLEY LAND
S65OO-Fine new nm house, Rio Grande
St. improved farm
s30OO-Sacramento ST.. 4 I'm glassed sip
pch-; $1,000 equity; exchange for valley
la ID.
s2OOo- rn. cottage, z FL Paso.
NEWMAN INVESTMENT CO.,
100 San Antonio St Phone $50.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
For SaIe-City Property.

FOR SALE
BUSINESS PROPERTY
We have two close in corners
for sale at attractive prices.
best investment on the mar
ket- See Us about these il
you want TO make good mon
ey.
BROADDUS & LIE BARON.
Land Merchants"
e09-10 First Nat. Bank Bldg.
Phone 1855
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
New four room modern
bungalow: glassed in sleeping
porch. hardwood floors; on 30
x140 feet Of ground. $3.50 with.
$500 cash. balance $3.50 per
month. incl1ding interest
RROADDUS & lie BARON,
Land Merchants"
e0s-10 First Natl. Bank Bldg.
Phone 1855
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-06-18

FINE PIECE OF TRACKAGE
For trade. VIII take valley land
as part payment; easy terms on
balance
RIO GRANDE REALTY CO..
211-212 First Natl. Bank Bldg