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SHILOH

Mrs. K. +. Brown, Hardy and Ma
bel and Ben Comstock, Jr., were in
Ionia Wednesday.
Mrs. Nelson Haysmer, Marie and
Irene, were callers at the Heth home
and c. Cranes Tuesday.
A number from this vicinity at
tended the funeral Of Geo. Brown in
Bedding Thursday.
L. M. Knowles and L. ID. Easter
brook were in Ionia Thursday. They
brought back Mr.. Knowles new auto
truck.
Mrs. Jud Morgan was Thursday
visitor at /. b. Comstock's.
Mrs. Ernie Morgan and Alice of
Portland came Thursday to spend a
few days with home folks. Ernie
came Saturday night, returning with
them Sunday.
VIM. Stevens has purchased new
team of horses.
Owing to the serious illness of
Myron Heth his two daughters have
been called home.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Wilder spent
Sunday at the latter's brothers
Myron Heth's.
Alma Allen of Belding was home
over Sunday.
Callers at the Heth home Sunday
were Calvin Race and friend from
Grand Rapids,Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Gilmore and son of Ionia and Mr. and
Mrs. Mel Gilmore.
Matt Race of Grand Rapids was a
visitor at the Heth home several
days last week.
<. E. Brown and family were Sun
day visitors at Archie Swears'.
Ora Decker and family of Ionia
were Sunday callers at Frank Aliens.
VIM. Mawman and Otis Bailey were
in Ionia Monday.
L. ID. Easterbrook made business
trip to Grand Rapids Saturday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25
Local Items



Miss Bertha Dean was in Ionia over
Sunday.
Mrs: L. Gleason went to Pierson
Saturday.
Lee Mason was in Grand Rapids
over Sunday.
Miss Audrey Joslin was in Lansing
over Sunday.
Mrs: L. L. jerks went to Traverse
City Saturday.
Miss Bessie Madison went to Tru-
FAINT Saturday.
Mrs. Lucy Smith returned to
Greenville Friday.
George Shoemaker was home from
Flint over Sunday.
Ed. Whitford made q business trip
to Ionia Saturday.
Miss Iris McElroy was home from
Ithaca over Sunday.
Charles Gleason Of Grand Rapids
was in the city Monday.
ID. G. Crawford made business
trip to Ionia Saturday.
Ola Cook left for Ionia Monday to
remain during the summer.
John Mulholland went to Trufant
for a few days visit Monday.
Mrs. Oscar L. Shippee and moth
er, left for Cadillac Friday morning.
Mrs. Clarence E. Wheeler and
son, John, spent the weekend in Bay
City.
Ben Hall of Long Lake was in the
city Friday on his way to the farm
near Freeport.
j. M. Earle of Detroit was called
here Friday by the death of Mrs.
Sarah B. Earle.
VIM. Loney of Lakeview was the
over Sunday guest of his daughter,
Mrs. Jud King.
Miss Eva Thompson left Monday
for Greenville to resume her studies
in school there.
Mrs. Charles Moore was in Or
leans over Sunday visiting her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Tingley.
Mrs. Harry Klingensmith went to
Greenville Friday to see her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Schultz.
John Gleason was in Grand Rapids
Monday on business. His son,
Eugene, accompanied him.
Mrs. X. A. Burns and mother,
Mrs. Anna Mills, went to Casnovia
Friday for a few days visit.
Mrs. Frank j. Luck and daughter,
trip to Grand Rapids Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. K. E. Bliss went to
Coopersville Monday to visit their
daughter, Mrs. Bessie Peterson.
Mrs. John Jessel and son, Elvon, of
Ionia were the weekend guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Lee and mother.
A lady visiting friends says,
Partisan Sage is the best hair treat
ment / ever used. It keeps the scalp
clean, prevents hair falling and stops
itchinpo Wortlev e. French cell IL
on money back plan.-adv.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25
DIRECTORS:

Frank r. Chase.
Fl. l. Page.
Fred Underwood.
Brinton F. Hall. Charles Eddy.
Geo. w. Moulton.
John. Hessler.
w. L. Cusser.
Frank L. Moon.
Geo. Hoppough.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25

Sherwood Noddins installed three
new telephones in one neighborhood
last week-Henry Tingley, A. Hough-
ton and Lou Parmerter.
Fred White of Ionia spent Sunday
with relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Bennett and Mr..
and Mrs. Roy Bennett visited rela-
tives in Greenville Sunday.
Mr.. Earle of Grand Rapids, pro-
prietor of the cheese factory, was in
town last week.
Mrs. Ernie Morgan of Portland
came last Wednesday night foc n
short visit with relatives and friends,
returning home Sunday.
The community was shocked to
hear of the sudden death of Jerome
Lavery of Ionia Tuesday and four p.
m, from neuralgia of the heart. He
was former resident of Orleans and
well-known here. Funeral services
will be held at Orleans M. r. church
Thursday afternoon at two o'clock
STANDARD time). Mrs. Guy Glazier
is the only child and the family have
the sincere sympathy Of their many
Orleans friends.
Jerry Spaulding made a business
trip to Greenville Monday.
MI. anu Mrs. Jerry Opduiuiuk anu
family were Sunday guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. Mont Spaulding.
The remains Of George w. Brown
of Bedding were brought to Orleans
Thursday, April 20 for interment. Mr..
Brown was an old resident Of Orleans
and was the third old soldier to be
laid to rest in Orleans cemetery.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. c. WILDER were
Sunday guests at Ross Chickering's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Kennedy and
children visited her mother, Mrs.
Phoebe Hill Sunday.
r. A. Patterson and family went
to Carson City Sunday to visit with
his parents.
Mrs. Alva Hill and son returned
home Saturday from a short visit
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Elon
Johnson, of Greenville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Adgate and
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Patrick and chill
dren were Sunday callers at VIM.
Warmers.
VIM. Robertson of Ronald was call
ing on Orleans friends last week.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25
SMOKY ROW

Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Taylor and
Frances Witt visited Leroy Taylor
and wife Of Bedding Sunday.
VIM. Sparks and Clayton and Chat
tie Crozier visited +. M. Tillotson
and wife Sunday.
Mrs. Myra Healy of Grand Rapids
is visiting her mother, Mrs. Ray
Tillotson.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew
Scheidt, Friday, a daughter.
Earl Davis of Detroit and Ernest
Davis Of Smyrna visited their moth
er Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. f. M. Tillotson and Mrs. Ray
Tillotson visited with Chas. Condon's
Monday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25
Peoples Savings Bank

Walter Osborne left for his home
in Blanchard Monday. He had been
here for several weeks visiting
friends.
Mrs. Lydia Moore returned last
week from Coral, where she had been
several weeks with her daughter,
Pearl Wentland.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25

Arthur Cory has purchased a ce-
ment mixing machine and is going in
to the construction and repair bust
ness for himself.
Miss G. Dean and her brother,
Frank Dean, went to Grand Rapids
Friday. Miss Dean is the teacher Of
the Cooley school.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25

Guy Luscombe of Grand Rapids
was in the city over Sunday visiting
friends. He is working for the Luce
Furniture company.
Frank Misher returned to Holland,
where he is working, last Monday.
He had been here to visit Mr.. and
Mrs. George Cranston.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1917-04-25

Ben Shindorf moved q barn on his
place one day last week. It makes
quite an improvement on the farm.
Visitors of Chas. Breimaye and
family Sunday were Joe Briemayer
and family and Peter Shindorf and
family of Bedding.
Arthur Werner and family and
Mrs. Joe Jacoby were visitors at Matt
Billinger's Sunday.
Tony Snyder is home from Grand
Rapids, where he has been working
the past winter.
Fred Scheidt is erecting q new tool
shed and garage.
Jim Bell and family Of Langston
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21
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, lakewood the first of the week.
George left Tuesday for Ewing, Mo-,
to spend 9. week with his sister, Mrs.
Rose Gipson and family.
Mrs. Chas. Runyon, Sr., and her
son, Charles Runyon, who have been
both very sick at the Runyon
home in Elvaston, are improving
nicely and unless they suffer a re-
lapse, will soon be convalescent.
Mrs. j. V. Harter Of Denver, visit
ed a few days this week with her son,
A. B. Harter and family. Hollis
Harter is recovering nicely from his
accident and is able to be around the
house on crutches.
, Tuesday evening several Odd Eel
lows went to Warsaw to assist the
local lodge there to confer the Papa.
krichel degree on some members OF
the encampment there. The follow
ing gentlemen from this city are those
who assisted in the work: Thomas
Higgins, H. B. Kinkade, Frank Her
old, Chas. Cox, Frank Reeder, and
Lloyd Choate. Thomas Holtsclaw &C
companied the gentlemen to Warsaw,
but as he Is only a member of the l.
o. o. F. he did not participate in the
work.
Quite a large number Of people en-
joyed the dance and card party given
by the Home Guards at the /. o. o.
F. hall Wednesday evening.
A number of school mates and boy
friends Of Leon Hall met at his home
surprised the young man by inform
ing him that they had come to help
him celebrate his birthday. The
young friends spent the hours from
2 until 5 by enjoying games and a
social hour. An oyster supper was
served and on leaving, many good
wishes were expressed for many
pleasant returns of Icons natal day.
Joseph Bolton Of Lyons, Kan, Is
visiting his brother, William Bolton,
ST., and wife in the Nauvoo vicinity.
A large crowd was in our city Wed
nesday in attendance at the annual
turkey trot. Howard McKemson,
our genial marshal, was the man who
turned the turkeys loose from the top
Of the city hall. The turkeys were
divided in lots and were turned loose
at 1920 a. m, l p. M, 2 p. M, 3 p.
M, and 4 p. IN. Fifteen turkeys were
turned loose. A partial list of
the winners is as follows: Burns
| Anderson, CHORAL Champeau, Lee
land NageI, marry Mer-
land Gibson, Lee Karr, Hurley Karr,
Fay Tyrrell, Grace Marshall, Miss
Eaton, Fred Dennis, and Frank Ried-
er. There was much fun and mirth
and the day will long be remembered
as Hamilton's first turkey trot.
The Home Guards will send auto
mobiles to Camp Dodge, Iowa, to
bring our brave soldier lads home so
that they can enjoy the holidays with
their loved one here.
Rev. n. w. Evans OF Lancaster,
Ohio, former pastor Of the Christian
church of this city, visited his many
friends here from Tuesday until
yesterday. Rev. Evans and family
are highly pleased with their work
in Ohio. His little daughter, Lydia
Lucy, who has visited Mrs. Martha
Dunsworth since early in the fall,
returned to Bloomington, ILL.,, with
her father yesterday, where Mrs.
Evans will visit their relatives until
after the holidays. Rev. Evans will
officiate at the wedding of his brother,
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21
No Detail Overlooked.

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Summers
and children Of the Elvaston vicin.
ity, were guests Wednesday OF MI.
and Mrs. Lynn Hosford.
Miss Marybeth Leroy, who is at
tending the state normal school at
Macomb, will spend the holidays
with her relatives and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Baxter. OF
the Evaston vicinity, with their moth
ers, will leave today for Los Angeles,
Calf, where they will make an ex-
tended visit with relatives.
Rev. Warren Hall of the Columbia
university, Of New York City. will
arrive the latter part OF this week to
visit during the holidays with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. R. e. Hall, and
other relatives and friends.
Henry Morhart, while caring for
his horses a few days ago, was in
tured by one of the animals turning
around in the stall and crowding MI.
Morhart against the manger. One
of his ribs was injured so severely
that he had to receive medical treat
ment. He is recovering from the &C
cident, but is still suffering from the
mishap.
Louis Geisen Of Chicago, and John
Geisen, who is attending the Gem
City Business college at Quincy, will
enjoy the seasons vacation with their
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Casper Geisen.
Johns many friends will be pleased
to learn that he passed his finals
O. K. He will return after the holi-
days to complete his studies, after
which he will seek a government po-
sition. Mr.. and Mrs. Geisen are plan
ming a fine Christmas dinner for their
children. Their daughter. Mrs. Mil
ton johnson and her family, of Keo-
kuk, will spend Christmas at the pa
rental home.
Geo. Knapp visited his relatives in
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21

Anderson Evans, at Bloomington, to-
day. but will return to Lancaster in
time to fill his pulpit Sunday.
Mrs. Minnie Morrow and daughter,
Elizabeth, Of Keokuk, visited Satur-
day with their many relatives In
lakewood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Faulkner were
the guests OF relatives at Bentley
Tuesday.
The bazaar and chicken pie sup
per held in the basement of h M.
E. church Friday evening. was well
attended and socially and financial
ly 1t was a great success. b
ladies took in seventy-fiye dollars
during the evening.
Ernest G~oldsberry has returned
home after a visit with relatives and
friends at Carthage, Burnside and
Fountain Green.
Minor MCGEE and Ely Kelly left
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b 70 Officers.

General Getty is a very human
sort of man; Colonel w. M. Newman,
mastering officer. reminded me OF
my ~favorite professor in college, who
always seemed happiest when helping
the boys, and ] had three officers in
his office working an hour one day.
Major z. S. Hayes, division adjutant,
made this home going Of our Keokuk
soldiers a fact by turning the Inn
possible into the posstble; he enter
ed into the spirit of my work as
though it was buying Christmas gifts
for his favorite nephews, and except
for him the Keokuk plan never would
have been accomplished.
I'm a pretty large experience,
never saw more human, larger heart
ed men than those army officers, and
the men under them are sure to get
all the time the kind of treatment
their fond mothers desire. These
remarks are based upon a thorough
test of i~nterru2ting very busy men
with a big lot OF detail work and
finding them stopping other things
and working for hours to help the
boys go home for Christmas in spite
Of many deterrents which would have
Justified refusal to let them go at
all OF do anything extra to get them
off-and very much extra was done
for our Keokuk men"
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the part of the soldier. Even the
furloughs for all the Keokuk men
were obtained for them by N COM
missioner appointed by the city ana
instructions to commanding of1cers
went down from division headquarters
for all details of the matter.
II wish all the mothers and h
friends of the soldier boys could
know as / do how much interest u
division officers have in the private
soldiers said DR.. Barr last even
ing, "for my day in Camp Dodge was
a revelation to me. Every officer
wanted to do all possible for u
Keokuk men and some Of them work
ed for hours to assist in my plans.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21
City's Efforts to Bring Soldiers Home
is Told In Des Molnes Pa
per in Prominent
Place.
HOW IT is ACCOMPLISHED
Officers Showed Much Interest In
the Plan and Work Hard With
keokuks Repre-
sentative.

Keokuk is given a place on the
front page of the Des Moines Regis
ter in It's city edition, with a story
about the city's bringing its boys
home for the holidays. The story
pays a fine tribute to the officers at
Camp Dodge, who made the trip
possible, and tells in detail just how
the affair was arranged. The Regis
ter says Keokuk is the only city in
the national army district which Is
taking all Of Its soldiers home.
Here is the Registers story:
Every man from Keokuk in Camp
Dodge will assemble at Depot and
Main streets at 1880 O'Clock Friday
morning to embark on motor buses
for home. There are fifty OF sixty OF
them, and they are in every organ
izatfon in the Hghty-eighth division.
General Getty has given them a
weeks leave Of absence, and the city
Of Keokuk pays all the cost of the
trip home and back, which will be
about $1,000.
DR.. G. Walter Barr, who has been
here all this week arranging the mat.
ter, contracted with Ole NJ. Lundqulst
of Minneapolis for motor BUSES for
the party between Camp Dodge and
| Ottumwa, and cars from Keokuk will
carry the soldiers between that city
and Ottumwa.
No Detail Overlooked.
Keokuk Is the farthest city in Iowa
from Camp Dodge and the only town
in this national army district, II not
in the United States, to take its sol,
diers home for Christmas enmass
and entirely without any care on
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21
Girl Soldier Of Russia.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 21.-"What
is your age and occupation" an immi.
grafton inspector asked a frail'looking
Russian girl who hau just arrived
from the orient.
"A soIdier-a soldier of Russia"
was the response. MY g is 15-old
enough to fight for Russia"
She was Riva hopkin, OF the Rus
sian legion Of death and with Mrs.
Eva Lciontz, her comrade in arms, she
was admitted to the United States.
They bring stories Of bloody scenes
which preceded the Bolsheviki over
throw OF kerensky.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-12-21

The German Roman Catholic central
yerein Of st. Louis has decided to drop
the word German from its title.
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old job. 1t might be In America. and
II might be out there at Coronado. or
It might be In South America, Europe.
Asia. or"
II wonder II We can't md out all the
engineering work that Is being done in
the world and send representatives to
seek him." snid Helen Illlngworth.
Rodney laughed.
"ro hunt thnt way would be like
hunting a needle In q haystack. I can.
not bid you hope that he Is there: In
fact. I think It 10 most unlikely that
lie would be amy place near where the
hnrtlet people are operating, but
there's chance. even II only the faint.
est one"
Well. women's hearts can build q
great deal on faint chance. They are
calculated for the foriorn hope. And
30 Helen Illingworth stood op :hs steps
Of the private car - It ror~t asISoss
she mile-long temporary bridge at Ooro-
nado, and scanned the workmen
grouped on one side Of the track, their
work suspended for . moment that the
train might pass On the wooden tres.
ting. In hope that she could ace IN
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That was the only message that she
received from her lover. He had
dropped out Of sight completely. They
caused search to be made for him,
sought tidings Of him In every possible
way, but in vain. Her heart almost
broke sometimes at the separation. She
had confidence enough In her power
over him, and in her woman's wit, to
feel that II she had only another op-
portunity she might learn the truth.
force 1t from him, constrain him to tell
1t, because she loved himl
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neer being banned. she was silent. She
was wise enough not to try to worry
or bother her father with arguments
on that point, to which, Of course. he
would not have listened In any event.
Accordingly the conferences with
Rodney had never been brought to his
notice. There was no use stirring up
trouble and strife. There was no neces-
Ety even to discuss 1t with her father
until she had found more proof. So
he at least had 40 suspicious A. to her
treatment Of shurtliff. He could not
see any end to be gained and therefore
he Jumped to the conclusion that there
was none.
In course Of time. a Miss Hing
worth never referred to Meade In the
secretary's presence. all his mistrust
disappeared. Finally he even brought
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CHAPTER XVII.
Once More Unto the Work.

once more unto ShS Woe&s
The Martlet Bridge company had
finally weathered the storm, although
It was, Of course. not intrusted with
the new International bridge which was
about to be commenced. When Ber-
tram Meade read Of the new undertake
Ing. 1t cut him to the heart. This
time there would be no mistake. In
the necessity of recouping Its fortunes,
the Martlet Bridge company entered
upon an even wider career. The direc-
tors took contracts which they had
hitherto disdaIned because they were
comparatively unimportant, and they
bid on operations which they had
hitherto left to competitors. They were
building the great steel viaduct by the
town Of Coronado below the dam, and
they had already built the splendid
steel arch that spanned the ravine,
here almost a gorge. in the valley Of
the Kicking Horse to the eastward Of
the big mesa.
After Christmas, Colonel nlingworth
decided to make another of his tours Of
Inspection, and as Helen was not look
Ing particularly well from the strain
under which she was laboring, he Of
fered to take her with him, especially
as he was going to the far Southwest.
where the weather would be mild and
pleasant, to inspect the growing via
duct and the completed arch. She
gladly availed herself Of the permits
sion. There was always q possibility.
albeit q most remote one, that she
might hear of Meade. That 1t might be
well to invite a representative Of The
Engineering News. to wit, Rodney. to
accompany them, 80 that the really
splendid work the Martlet company
was doing might be made widely
known. The party consisted Of the
father and daughter, Curtiss, the chief
engineer. Doctor Severance, the vice
president and financial man, and Rod
ney.
Now Helen IlinSworth had not the
least reason In the world to suspect
that Bertram Meade was in any way
connected with this engineering prof.
ect, but Rodney had pointed out and
had imbued her with his own belief
that sooner or later, when Meade was
found, he would be found engaged in
engineering in some capacity.
"It's In his blood" sold Rodney. HE
can no more keep away from It than
he can stop breathing. he can't do
anything else. Somewhere he's at the
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up the subject Of Meade's whereabouts
of his own motion. Although the girl
was fairly wild to talk and ask ques-
tons she had wit and resolution
enough to change the subject when It
had been first preached and for many
times thereafter.
Helen Illlngworth was fighting for
the reputation Of the man she loved
and for her own happiness, and she
was resolved to neglect no point In the
game. She partoOk In large measure
Of her fathers capacity. but she add
ed to his somewhat blunt and mill
tary way Of doing things the infinite
tact OF woman, stimulated by . grow
Ing. overwhelming devotion 10 her alb
sent lover. She cherished that feeling
Tor him in any event and would have
done no but the whole situation was 10
charged with mystery and surcharged
with romance that II made the most
powerful and stimulating appeal to
her.
She lived to vindlcate Meade and
she bent every effort toward that end.
| She did not Overdo II, either. Finnl-
ly, as he himself continued to press
the subject upon her. she made no se-
cret to Shurtllff Of her devotion 10 the
younger Meade. her sorrow that he Ind
made such declaration. and her de-
termination to walt for him. She was
always careful to end every CONVERSE
ton by saying that she knew her out.
look was perfectly hopeless and that
she could expect nothing except sor-
row until the younger Meade WINS re-
hablItnted. She so contrived matters.
while constantly affirming her feeling
for Meade. as to let Shurtllfr infer
that she was convinced that he had
been telling the truth in what he had
said.
After a time she deity appealed to
him to know II he could not help her
discover the truth she tnctfully main
TIMED even In face Of the evidence that
Shurtliir had given. And she did this
In such I'M ndroit why that Shurtlif
became convinced that she did not con-
meet him with my wiliful deception,
and that she believed that he was de-
ludcd himself and occupied the posi-.
ton OF m innocent nbcttor. And Shurt.
lin. In his strange. old, sclf.containcd
why. finally grew to like Helen Hing.
worth exceedingly. Indeed he started
In his work with natural nntngonisIn
to Colonel flllnEworth, and when he
senscd, rs he very soon did the dif.
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Clock Struck One.

Horrid Bore-'I rise BY an alarm
clock" Pretty uirl-"I retire By sas
There Il goss novl"-Judsa