New Britain herald., 1917-06-27
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S001um CnlOfI0o 1oun0 III Lu0 oA. hara Desert by John Bachulus, Pro- lessor of Chemistry in Unionville! He is having this compound transported to Unionville to make 1t a little bit | more tasty.
 "old rose and silver" No, Ruth McMillan isn't reading the book en- titled thus, but is combining corors for dress. Mac has always lonGed to design and make her own clothes. Now she produces stunning creations out of almost nothing, which attract large trade at POI Main street.
 Good morning, am I speaking to the lAAy of the house7 Thank you. It IT lny ponderous moral obligation tC porauade the people of this inhab- itAd fsBion. of tho exigency of self preservation; 50 am introducing m article demonstrating the value of safety first. Can induce you to try my line of safety pins!' George An- dreyko has followed his calling. When he was Editor- r-in-C Chief of the Beehive George could persuade any one to do anything, no matter how small or great the thing.
 Powder advertises itself." We know Ngun-powder does, and Mollie Greenberg and Sophie say that face powder does. Sophie is the Honorary President of a powder plant, while Mollie Is the silent partner who ex- periments with the powder.
 Glass will please come to order,'' is the command s1ven by Eleanor Berntson in the little school in Ber- lin-a command sfe heard 70 often ; in the Now Britain THgh school that l: 1t has become . habit, We wonder how she keeps her chair: but lis4en--- it'S wonderful to bo the chairman of l the Berlin School Board, isn't, Sid. Yes. Sidney Dixon is the School Board and everything he says. goes. That explains how Eleanor still commands l Glass come to order.''
 l Do-do-do do-do-'' Keep 1t up, you're doing me. Boleslaus Mon-- liewiex is . baritone singer in his own private room. The world hasn't discovered 1is ability to do but when 1t does. 1t will skip . day in its rsvo- lution.
 Harriett Hird. the leading social re- former of Piainville city h chairlady Of the Plainville Improvement com mittee. She has just started her clean up campaign and we fear Plainville win become too perfect after its reno- walton. Ha&ty Nas always to thorough.
 Look this way. please. Now, look natural" Yes, it's Albert Heinicke entreating people not to look simple when he takes their pictures. Al geta all the High School pictures now, be- cause he makes himsek very promi- nent with his camera at any Of tho l activit1e1 of the High school.
 Why weren't you in the detention room yesterday? What! you'll have to explain to MT. Maier." Mabel Rawlings has finally convinced au- thorities that she can occupy the clerks chair in the Academic buiflins of the New Britain High school Ward Maier is the present headmaster ol this building and is quits v Eayorite in the Normal Observation claas.
 Right about! Face! Forward! Column right! March!" So commando N0llie Gilman in Boys' Prep. school In Newington. Moilie always was crazy about gym (Jim) work. 50 it il isn't . bit surDrising that we flnd hez teaching it in Newington.
 Piano lessons by telephone. Fifty cents e lesson.' Marguerite Davil certainly knows how to do 1t. You see, 0eorge Lama is tAe Supefintend- ent Of the Southern New England Telephone Co.,, and has consented to this extensive use of the telephone
 They go nfty-nfty on the profits.
 ~Is Aias Williams in7' Tho ques- tioner, Vincent Hart, h. admitted only to ind Merwin Pierco there before him. The room texnperaturA drops to almost zero. but regains its nornahty
 whom belle of Berlin enters. Marion Williams has hard time deciding which win bs which. We weah she would make her decision as shortly as she iA
 { A second Teddy" Is Andrew Robb. Instead of searching the wilds ot Africa. for lions, elephants and and cannibals. Andy closely pursues foxes in oar immediate vicinity. especially tho much hunted red variety.
 ''The heart Is a sentimental organ. Irene Andrews spends her whole time in the psychological study of . mans heart. This decision w0s brought about by her special study of . Norman
 Success is spelt with four letters, f w-o-r-k, and failure is spelt with five. s-h-1-r-k." The lecturer is James Gerald Hannon, who h famous for his lectures and talks. Jerry practtced in his High school days what he loc- lures on 1t present. He is becoming quite a favorite with ladies' societies. and clubs.
 Zipp! there goes ''our car. z Julio Koplowitz. the speed maniac, Is tho terror of al the traf1o ofa0eEs. Ono time, Julie was stopped by brave omcer. our massive friend. Walter Kennky. who said, '.I'M have to ride to the station with you. Zipp! Hold on your hat! Poor Walter He couldn't bring any charge against her lAnxN nnA>Ansna.nAxNs.