Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1917-11-30
ALEXANDER, rnE GREAT.

Il
| l atm he Of tho cotton sock.
The salesman come into politics.
penetrate cvOry howell. mart aud
hamlet.
Me aud mine hAnanatchol.
l am the lrropFesaible. unrapreaai-
ole, unEoycrnorablo Leader OF Law
aud Order.
atm III.
! ncrnuth Il aud 30 / am.
No ono can touch me aud the IAw
Itself must fade away at my magic
power.
Mea and yimmona.
believe Ia nipplng trouble In tho
4 bud, yea, oven the l. WI. Wa.
Did ! not COW them with a glance
from my eagle eye and three % my
two for accent ciRaroaY
am that real honeat-to- goodness
houee cleaner.
Did not sweep the deapoiieru OF
the state house high and dry--ma
und Vtlaon-all the refuse and apumo
~ Repubilcanism.
und didn't make II q damned
sight Sorse1
1ettese me. am the real vacuum
cleaner with all do latest Improve
ments
Also. the atraddlabuG han Il NOS
upon me.
For did | not adopt Broxon from
the Progressive party and did ! not
adopt led Dewey from tho Republican
party.
Aud don't they whoop II up Tor
moG
Ard all with an advertising con.
tract from my store.
MhmM tnHtruNlmm that aNkteN~M anA
piEinoss do mix In dis the year OF your
Lord aud mine. men aud Vimmena,
nineteen hundred and seventeen.
Even II | ana OF Hawaiian aubatrmc-
tion. what difference. heinz u makes
no German sausage,
For ! wave aloft the star apanRiod
un banner and wrap about me the
white bars Of old glory.
With three whoopa nnd ono tiger.
! Reo ia the distance the radiant
light Of my senatorial career. 1 naa
my nEufn all marked in one price
lothing standing out with majesty
ana meIn and the American flag
that Is. soc Il u nlll BoFah stays
out,
nut understand later he IL CON-
Ing In:
SO i will wear all ths dFapery what
! repeat and 70 out for Addison T.
Schmidt.
Will scoop him With the American
nag and stand vid the government
AZ Washington"
Then / vii 80 after that Jim Brady
Teller two years hence
And hire a small boy 90 make him
forget hlm American nag when he
goes forth TO speak TO the men and
vimmena.
I viii got his goat thus. Oh. mslnf
Ny countTymen IN Boston know
me:
dot noble band of soldiers In San
Francisco know me because re-
Gently spoke briefly 10 them on pa.
triotlam In few we'll ehoasn remarks
lasting tH0 hours aud 3 quarter.
V0l matter linen and vimmsna
If II Ii said All thsm shoulders
next day receive postal cards from
my anu-in.iaw. this tailor man IN Nan
Francisco. offering 10 make them delK
suits At half on for CASH.
Is he not compiimentiHg bis dear
fatheF-iu-law by his sagaelouaAoaa
Oh heinz
Aye. dot IL 90. men and viwn
And got does Il MATTE
For.
Am ! not the pereulstgr. the per.
ambnlat0r. the psnetFa1or OF the Sun
day schools and the evening meeting
At the churches where mine private
secretary working hard for the state.
tells the preacher that ! would BE-
delighted 10 render FOR him my de
courses upon tho Great Teacher.
DO ] r.at hasten TO the school pie
mic. the water users. association and
try 20 get In NJ the Non partisan
league when sehoitz IL not lOokinaf
Am ! not the industrious governor
and friend ~ the Oregon short Line
because ! buy ~ them 10 many rail-
road tlekela7
Men and yimmsns.
Listen.
Hear me once more eth your votes
When ! SO cut after that Addison
r. Schmidt fciier
For ] am the pAeyderm ~ tn
pachydermata family % tbs order o.
probOseidea:
root and deiya.
And nose and sweat.
And spew aud Apnkter.
And an TT
ALEXANDER THE GREAT.
-S&nanOInf Raytnw