New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-01-10
The Speech

The Speech
The Pennsyo Society hare its annual banquet The com
e. consisting Of ard another in session
"And after him. who's somebody get?"
How B. D. Gazish?'
ooh he makes sick"
NE too. But we have get somebody"
He isn't funny and he has anything to Besides
don't believe get him.
sure we can Salve him little him can't get along
without him. darned he'll do anything He's nuts
about a little publicity anyway"
"0h all right"
The postmaster annual banquet Of tho PennyO1i So
-ety, is introducing B. D. GOzish
a man, gentlemen, who, a loya-perhaps the most
lvsn Of old Pennsyour scarcely needs introduction to
u man has achieved the heights in his chosen hed-a d
ut one too; who leader in all works that tend 10
r the conditions his fellows who has no superior as
burors and who has honored us by his pres
m here tonight take great pleasure in introducing
Pennsyours great publs and humorist Mr. B. D. GaziSh
John PHer the police held up forty members of
the Dante Club. Rochester Herald
".Wbom arc YOU? said Cyril"
rv time we write "Whom are you? said Cyril we fear
that somebody going call us for misquotng 1t wasn't Tyr'
who said it at ALL recall it, Clarence Allen the hyp
MOTTO Bow Journalist George AIDES detective series One OF the
entitled Handsome Cyril; Messenger Boy with the
Warm Feet" and in our printed aluon we mixed them up
and never have unshufHcd them
Easy Enough as Musical America" Says, to Do
From America.
Angus Macdonald thou a trife Pessmistc
Sonar Bos case illustrates one of the grave difficulties with
which the mpar giving during the winter season IN TINS
city, has 10 contend with.
- .+ber anyone would ever be accepted approaching
him never their work might merit distinction
We are not unduy avariciou Oc cash. should be
willing to sign Harry K Thaws name in
''"p,i'' ALICE IN FANNYHURsTLAND
she stood by, palm against her mouth and tears
rslunprng down.'-"TBc Wrong Pew" in the Saeyepost
In the hy mimsy Fortieth Street-of two beds and
I'M
her unh gey cot against the wall Climbing alarm clock and
ougabng it on the floor beside her
Long before Jubub de Long with her toye very bamish
c in and brbling her tumum chored in the brig she was
asleep her still frabous and understanding like cnu
Annehy and with daylight wabing up the ~abe
room clock full Of haioo-haiay! Vlgo INV
borogroye into the morning. uhLLil DoN''
The Erie Dispatch tells who taken to the Psyche
pathetic op the prOofroOm seeing the need Tor Sucn
"'o let ISsaS TO THAT THERE DINNER
tAomt,ns Mr.. a. r. FI
.a; to cat
Unless lit
Gf' ,. ssS a vii tit
And
4, home knit
confecuons sweet
speaking Of Les Darcy Buster would you say that ne
demonstrates the survival of the hittest!
The Standing Broad Lp-Bitng Record
From "Pam and Parasols," in the Sstevepost,-
She hit one Of the soft pink lips until it white and boodesS
As her ehissed cheeks.
81. Bit her Lip again blood almost burst from and
dsnehed the raj until her hands ached'
believe. sb. said down her bTor and biting her lip
az one needed help very much you could be trusted"
did not roshe lip and looked off over the p'nO'
ouss-bscsuss l not have the money"
biting lip; and suddenly she struck her morse INTO
rsIOp to escape crying before him.
girl locke uneasly at Hudson; bit her Up
According to Luces Bulletin on fIe APP"'"tuS OH -,
ADEQUATE fire protection cost Wellesley Mass its notable landmark
AS TO GIRLS
Eugene s a maiden rare
A nymph, a wolf, peach, a bear
A queen, dol,-say, I'm AFRAID
I need Rogets thesauran aid
II 70 her charms / would be fair
It's trite TO say that she is "there"-