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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-04
NO LONGER ALLOW MAKEUP
Washington schoolgirls Must Leave
or False Bcnuiiflcrs.

WAsHINGTON. Feb. S-Girls at
select Washington finishing schools
Will no longer bee allowed TO uso arti-
fIcial aids to beauty or wear musical
comedy gowns. as the result Of an or
der by the principals today Rouge.
beauty spots, eyebrow pencils and lip
sticks were formally expelled. with
heretofore has permitted fun un-
restricted survey OF shimmering arms
and shoulders
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-04

III" t'NnIhE Compuny CNnrgcU INC
starG1rd brick teaming rates prevail
ing Ia Chicago. which provide further
that on hnuls longer than four miles
there shall be an added charge OF 20
cents per one thousand brick for each
additional mile. The equipment used
roprcncnts an imvcslment u D.OOO.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-04
WIDE LIBERTY AS TO DRESS
Takes Constituent Literally nj His
Word.

NMENro. ca. Feb. s.
California women may 60 around
CARRIED q la Mother Eve if bill be
ing trained by Assemhlymau A. j.
Matthews of Iasscn is made law
\ school-teaChcr constituent of
Matthews wrote hiIa scoring logisla-
tors who troWu on scautN bathing
suits and asking him TO draft law
permitting women to wear diapha
nous skirts and "cvcn to show their
uuadorucd forms IL they chose" The
school teacher said it was all I'm the
interest of high art Matthews bill
Will go to the public morals commit
tee.
Pick Me Up.
she makinG small talk) These
ipht dresses spot awe.lly easy.
lie OTaking the play to firsn You
know Il I spotted your way across
the campus Louhcrn.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-04

Tires, "a miles a. 8 esnts. ....,.. $50
Labor
Two oGdcrs nt car a 30 cenis per
I.OCO brick each ..........'.. 12Oo
Two men on tractor a - each ,..., 500
These mon drive tho tractor, dump
the trailer st the job and help In
loading when uecD sAry.J
Total expense per day ...,..,..,.F F3s 90
Income
1000 -............' .Si2.OO
pcr loo 600 10 '"'''' ~ ~ ''" 80 90
hnulir. third ndle n 10 cents per
l,NhO. tt..., ..,.t..t...t.. ..ss.tst' wv
Hauling fourth mile a 10 cents per
lOVo. .,...,'.,...' p'Vo
Total income per day............s5s0 90
rront income l,sB expcnso. ......SI0.9I
Thn tnnmInP rOmnnnN lhnrgnh the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26

Miss Daisy Prick is again at her
post of duty at the drug store after
spending few days at the lakes with
her father and mother, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ed Frick She enjoys outdoor life
and was successful in catching a num-
Der of pike and pickerel in Iowa's
splendid lake, on which he is located
the Prick ranch in Dickinson county.
Mrs. Lillian Brockway and her son,
Mrs. c. ]. Johnson and A. Fritchey
of Chicago, who were guests in the
city for ten days at the homes of C. II.
Gardner and Frank Wilson, returned
on Saturday morning to their homes.
Mr.. Fritchey is brother of Mrs.
Gardner and he takes special delight
in making his visits to Audubon. He
is interested in the rubber tire man
ufacturing plant at Fort Madison, and
while away from business cares in
Chicago concluded to visit Audubon
at this time. Mrs. c. Kitterman and
daughter. Grace. of Tiskilwa, ILL.,, ar
rived the day before and were permit
ted to enjoy a short visit with them
before their departure.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

James Murphy and son, of Carroll,
former residents of this county, were
here Saturday to hear the big band
at the chautauqua.
John Conway visited over Sunday
with his brother at Dexter and after
spending a day at Des Moines return
ed home Tuesday morning.
Everett Smith and son, w. E.
Smith, left this morning by automo-
bile for Des Moines, where they will
look after some business matters.
John Murray and Miss Margaret
Murray, OF Des Moines, are in the city
this week, guests at the home of vari-
Gus relatives in this part of the coun-
ty.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Rutherford
and daughter, Alice. were over Sun
day visitors with relatives in Abel,
returning home the fore part of the
week
Mrs. Ed Roggish and children. who
were guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Arthur Brown, returned the fore
part of the week to their home in
Carroll
Sena Sorensen and her sister
Freda, who have been spending a
couple of weeks with relatives in
| Omaha. returned home the latter part
of the week
Ms. Carl DIN and little child ar
rived in the city from Deep River the
latter part of the week for an extend
ed visit at the home of her sister
Mrs. Bert Gregory.
Miss Caroline Christensen, who
has been in Des Moines for several
weeks, becoming familiar with Red
Cross surgical dressing, returned
| home Monday evening.
Miss Katheryn Stowe, of Water
town, S. D., was in the city yesterday
| for a short visit and went from here
to Atlantic, where she will make an
extended visit with friends.
c. ID. Patchin. wife and baby, of
Long Beach. Calf, arrived in the city
Monday Sve TINS and will make an
extended visit at the home of Mrs
Jane oliver and other relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross, who have been
visiting at the home of their daugh-
ter, Mrs. F. H. McFadden, went to
Des Moines Tuesday morning for a
short visit before returning to their
! iolllc at " louN ISlduu, -NeDT.
Dallas Layland and Henry Peter
sen departed Sunday for Forsythe.
| Mont, where they will spend the
! summer. Mr.. Layland intends to
make some necessary improvements
on a large ranch which he purchased
recently.
p. S. Carolan. OF Morris. H., who
has been visiting in Atlantic for sew
eral days, arrived in the city Tues
day afternoon for visit at the home
of his sister, Mrs. NJ. T. Foley. and
family. Mr.. Carolan is an old time
er here and greatly enjoys his visits
among old friends
l.. f. Tramp, wife and sons, and
Mrs. ]. W. Gray, of Oswego, Kansas.
who has been at the Tramp home for
a visit. returned the latter part of
the week from Waseca, Mimi. where
they visited at the home of Mrs.
Tramp's sister. Mrs. Lou McGinnis.
and family. They made the trip over
land in the automobile, and enjoyed
most delightful outing, both going
and coming.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26

w. c. Elliott, who with his little
nephew, Wilbur Vanderley have been
visiting his sister in Chicago and
looking after business matters, re-
turned to Audubon on Friday. After
weeks visit here and on his farm,
Mr. Elliott will return to his home
IN Tacoma, Wash, whCle he is en-
gagged in the prs ctice of law.
Hugh Hardy, who enjoyed a pleas
ant visit with relatives near Troy,
S. d.. returned home the latter part
of the week. He says the country
looks fine and there is every prospect
of a good crop. But after all there
is no spot in all the world that looks
quite as good to him as Audubon, and
he was glad to get back.
Gordon Gray, the son of Mrs. J. w.
Gray, of Oswego, Kansas, who is here
on visit at the home of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. A. McGinnis, arrived
in the city Monday evening for a
short visit with his mother and
grandparents. Gordon has enlisted in
his state in the motor truck depart
ment as a mechanic and expected to
be called into headquarters the last
week in this month.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26

Money to loan ON LIST and zn0
mortgages at lowest rates. Abstracts
to all lands and lots In Audubon
County furnished promptly
Arnold, Ross & Rasmussen.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26
MONEY TO LOAN

With optional payments. Complete
set Of Abstract Books to all land In
Audubon County, kept up-tO-date,
Insurance written. CHAS. BAGLEY.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1917-07-26

Never the History Audubon
Very Place You Have Always
to
This property has been put in our hands to sell
and biggest bargain will anything OF
home whole lifetime
All fenced
hall and
vegetable and walks
outbuillng o
Good hog house chicken house, practically Large garden fruit
Think of it. All the land will need keep several head
the
fruit Why it's got California skinned block And right
here at the edge Of the best With
doc
This be bought
a
will to
ask of And be
sold before o realh adj
AUDUBON COUNTY LAND co.
H. G. LEACH, Manager
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
TO ERADICATE QUACK GRASS
Rye and Vetch Recommended by Wis
eonsin Station-Can Be Used for
Green Manure or Hay.

Experiments at the Wisconsin sta
ton show the following TO be sue
cessful treatment for quack grass
where the acreage Is too large for sum
mer following:
liter the grain is harvested pillow
and thoroughly prepare the seeded,
then SOW rye and vetch at the rate
of two bushels of the former and ~
to 80 pounds of the latter TO the acre.
Both the rye and vetch are quick to
sprout and will come up before the
quack grass gets chance To recover,
Winter vetch makes an abundant fall
growth and covers the ground like a
carpet. In the spring both the rye and
yetch will resume growth AT rapid
rate, until at corn planting time these
crops will be from two to three feet
high. Wbereup0n the rye and yetch
can be turned under for green manure
or cut for hay, and the land planted
TO cultivated crop at once, with slight
chances OF quack grass making an ap-
pearance.
Like clover and alfalfa, vetch is q
legume and as such is valuable as a
soil improver by means OF the nitro
gen II takes from the air and restores
TO the soil through It's roots. Hence
the yetch-rye treatment for quack
grass can be recommended as dOubly
useful.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
GROWING Okra or 0uubo.

The home gardener will usually ind
II advantageous to grow small quaint
ties OF certain specialties which will
add TO the attractiveness Of the family
fare and which few housewives will
trouble to buy. Among these may be
mentioned okra or gumbo.
The young pods OF this plant are
the part used These are employed
principally In soups. to which they i'm
part pleasant flavor and a sticky
consistency. The best pods are grown
on young plants, but II the pods are
removed before they are allowed To
ripen the plants will continue TO pro
duce them until killed by frost.
The seeds Of okra should be sown In
the open after the ground has become
quite warm. or the plants may be
started In berry boxes In the hotbed
and transplanted In the garden after
all danger OF frost has passed. The
rows should he four feet apart for the
dwarf sorts and Ave feet apart for the
tall kinds. with the plants two feet
apart In the rIw
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Date Pudding

Carl vrooman, assistant secretary or
Agriculture; Capt. J. Il. White. mem
Der of the United States shipping
board; Albert W. shaw. editor Of Sys-
TEN magazine: Emerson McMillin Of
New York. John Hays Hammond Of
New York, Fairfax Harrison OF yir-
ginia. Luther Burbank Of California
and Hon. James Wilson. former SEC
rotary OF agriculture.
The plan adopted by the commission
Ii first to create garden volunteers BY
making the jewellers In cities and
towns realize the danger In the food
situation this year and then to give
these volunteers daily instruction In
gardening from the sprouting Of seeds
In hotbeds to the harvesting OF the ripe
crops.
The ambition Of the commission to
create 100000 new gardeners In con
sentative. The bureau Of education es-
Inmates that there are 100000 school
children capable Of cultivating garden
yards, while within our cities and
towns there Is probably an equal num-
Der of adults who have the leisure for
such work.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
RICHMOND MARKETS

The opening day Of the Madison
Circuit Court, Monday, the first,
was a record breaker at the Stock
Yard. $500 cattle found ready sale;
only II left the market unsold.
25O hogs sold readily at IS cents.
200 sheep sold from ~ to IA cents.
Tie price on cattle was strong and
remained so throughout the rush.
The addition Of new pens to the
yards will accommodate many more
head OF stock. Richmond is still IN
the lead for live stock market. Bring
your live stock here and il will find
ready sale.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
MAKING TOWN FARMERS
TO LESSEN FOOD COST
National Emsrssnoy Food Garden
Commission to Create . Million
More Gardens.

When the school and home garden
ing movements started In tho United
States a score Of years ago few per
sons foresaw that some day this NINA
ture farming OF urban lots might prove
Of great economic benefit to tho entire
population. Up to the present the
movement has been fostered as 80
cial service--to give boys and girls
habits Of industry and to afford to
dwellers In congested districts enjoy
able, healthful and profitable occupa-
ton In their leisure, with incidental
aid In identifying cities and towns by
cleaning up the back yards and vacant
lots.
The present food crisis. which may
become more acute In the event OF
serious war. seems To have brought
the day In which the idle lands within
American municipalities are likely to
become an important source Of food
supply. So seriously Is the matter re-
gnrded that number Of well known
educators and philanthrC pists have or
gained In Washington the national
emergency food garden commission
devoted 10 the purpose II putting L.
OCO.O men. women aud children on
city and town gardens this spring Ia
raise vegetables for their families.
Charles Lathrop Pack, president OF
the American Forestry association, Is
the originator OF the movement and
the head OF II. With him are assocla'
ted among others DIR. Charles w. Eliot
OF Cambridge. Mass; John Grier Hib'
ben. president OF Princeton university
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Sows-Breed Them and help raise
the f5o6 increase for Eentucky
COUNTY AGENT SPENCE HELD IN
HIGH ESTEEM
Rockcastle County. XIV

Rockcastle County, Ky.
Dear Editor Of The Citizen:
We wish to say to the many read
ers of your excellent paper, that
County Agent Robert Spence was
present and helped to organize our
Farmers Improvement Club. March
{, 1916, and since that time has been
a faithful visitor. Mr. Spence is well
posted, wide awake and certainly
is hustler for Uncle Sam. II all
the boys In the military service will
perform their duty as well as Mr.
Spence has his. in his line. Uncle
Sam will have an army of whom
he will not. and should not he
ashamed. Respectfully,
Farmers Improvement Club at Cove.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
WAR ACTION

There is now a campaign being
conducted turnout the United States
to increase the pork production in
order TO feed this country and allies,
Kentucky
Kentucky must increase her pork
production 1871 over last year. This
is our part and we as farmers and
hog owners must get busy and breed
all the sews. This month is a good
time. 40 not sell them to he slaugh-
tered or to go out of your possession.
Breed the sows and be patriotic.
Kentucky must not fall down.
wish to say to the people of
Rockcastle County. Don't Sell Your
Sows-Breed Them and help raise
the 1870 increase for Kentucky.
Last week visited stock pens at
Brodhead and found IL head Of hogs.
Out Of the IL head. u were sows
and should have been kept for breed
ing purposes instead Of being sold
for slaughter.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
A Little Mixed.

Murphy was making his first trip
across the Atlantic, and he felt un.
speakably awful. lie failed to con
meet the fact Of his being on the briny
ocean for the first time with his agony
The do tor came To- him as he tossed
about Ia his berth.
"Cbcer up. ham he said heartily
II know you're feeling rotten. but
you're not going to die"
Murphy opened horrilied eyes
mot going 10 dief" he walled
Faith, docther. thought was! That
was the only thing that kept me alive"
London Globe.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
THE WAR PUTS COUNTY AGENT
SPENCE IN HIS OFFICE

County Agent Spence is now max
ing his annual report to the Govern
mcnl and will not be able TO make
any outside calls until after the 18th
of this month. He is shut up in his
office and the only communication
will be- by letter or telephone. Cor
respondcncc will be kept up.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Suet Pudding
WHAT TO GROW.

. II your garden or part Of it
. happens to be moist and low
, ground, such crops as celery,
, onions and late cucumbers will
D do best there. II II In high,
, warm and dry soil It In particu-
, larry adapted to early peas,
, beans aud other crops which you
, mean to force.
B II you have plenty Of room you
B may grow sweet corn, melons.
sQuashes and other spreading
, plants In addition to the ones
, which may be planted closely to
, gether.
B Around the edges Of your gar
, den you have probably discover
, ed places for permanent beds Of
asparagus and rhubarb. for Q
, few stra wberry plants and posi-
, bly, for some other small fruits,
, like currants, the bushes OF
, which bear annually.
B A for the bulk Of your prod
D uce. please your own taste and
, that Of your family, always re-
B membering that II is better In
, q small garden to specialize on
, few vegetables. preferably those
, like string beans, peas and rad
B ishes, which taste better the
, frcsher they are. than to grow
, little driblets Of everything. but
, not enough Of any one thing to
B be worth the trouble.
, Suggestions for early planting
D IN an ever so small garden
, peas, beets. carrots, radishes,
. parsnips. lettuce. satisfy, kohl
. rabi, onions, spring spinach and
, III enough room potatoes.
. Later crops can be planted
. when some OF these have been
. gathered.-National Emergency
. Fool Commission.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
NiNSINNH MA ELS.
Flour. kav and Grain.

Flour-Winter patents 5000, winter
fancy 5000, do family 1910, do extras
$50. low grade $500.
Concentrations on new: No.
white Sl.S5 80, No. yellow $l.S5@
$50, No. l mixed $1.S04l.S5. Quota
lions on new: White ear $3.50 35,
yellow ear s1.25ql.35, mixed ear $l.2O
also.
Hay-No. timothy $50, No. 2 1923 so
G29.75, No. s2S.50q29.50, No. l clo-
yer mixed $685. No. 2 s29. No. / clo-
yer $3.50. No. $29.
Oats-New No. 2 white 75h M76c,
standard white 75475hc, No. 3 white
74q75c, No. 2 mixed 73q74c. No. 3
mixed 72Q73c.
Butter, Poultry and Eggs.
Butter--Whole milk creamery ex-
tras 47Ac, centralized creamery extras
45c, firsts 43c, seconds 40kc.
Eggs-Prime firsts soc, firsts 49c,
ordinary firsts 39c, seconds SIC.
Live Poultry-Broilers, under lbs,
25c; flyers. lbs and over, zoe; roast.
ing chickens, lbs and over, 22c;
fowls, lbs and over, 2lc; 3h lbs and
over, zoe; ROSTERS, Ice.
Live Stock.
Cattle-Shippers s9Q13; butcher
steers. extras slO5O@ll.5O; good TO
choice $9.50@1025, common TO fair
$6Q8.50; heifers, extra 5000; good
TO choice sSQS75, common TO lair SO
Q7.50; cows, extras S7.75QS.75. good
70 choice s6.50Q750.
Hogs-Selected heavy shippers SIT,
good TO choice packers and butchers
SIT, medium and mixed sl6.75417.
stays $l3Q1475, common to choice
heavy fat sows sl4GlG.
Sheep-Extra $9.75Gl0. good to
choice $S.50Q9.50. common TO faiS
S4QS.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Cancer Not Hereditary.

According to the latest statistics Of
six large life insurance companies,
compiled by an expert actuary for the
American Society for the Control Of
Cancer, II one or even both OF an indi-
vidual's parents have died of cancer.
that individual Is no more likely than
anyone else TO die OF the same disease.
II begins TO look as though cancer were
not hereditary at all. contrary to an
Client belief.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
HOW TO USE LESS SUGAR

The careful housekeeper is now
casting about in her mind for ways
to get along with less sugar. She
must keep in mind three things
a. Syrups, honey, and molasses have
not as high food value as suga..
One tablespoon of sugar equals 100
calorics Of food value, while IL takes
four tablespoons of molasscs to equal
100 calories. (2) There are many
foods in which sugar is used unncc =
cssarily. since the natural sweetness
is enough. (3). Sugar is necessary
for the body and therefore il will
not be wise TO entirely do without
il, or decrease its use too far.
Use Fruits that Require Little or No
Sugar Because Of their Natural
Sweetness
Prunes. raisins. dates. figs, no SUI
gar: Peaches. little sugar.
Use raw fruits without sugar. ap-
pies. oranges. bananas.
Have desserts in which sugar sub
stitutcs are used.
gingerbread without Egg)
e. sour milk. c. molasscs, salt,
tsp. cinnamon. tsp. ginger. tsp.
soda, 2is c. flour, . thsp. fat Mix
all dry ingredients Put sour milk
and molasscs in a mixing howl. Add
dry ingredients. Melt the fat and add
IT, Beat we'll aud turn at once into
= shallow. creased pan. Bake in a
moderate oven % To 30 minutes.
Suet Pudding
y =. sour milk, y G. molasscs.
u tsp. salt, tsp. soda. tsp. CHINA
mon. y c. -four. y c. chopped raj
sins, e. chopped suet
After sitting all dry materials. mix
in the order given. Steam two hours
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Trees In Shakespeare Gardens.

shakespeare" gardens should con-
tain only such plants as are mentioned
In Shakespeare works. These range
from apricot trees (apricock) down to
the iowly pansy with columbine, GRO
Gus ana rue. II should be nearly
square formal In design, with a sun
dial ano a plac' In center with rough
stone fiagging.-Los Angeles Ti'7es.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
Significant.

We don't mean her voice TO inpugn
or 20 hint that she sings out OF tuEn.
But the folks who move In
To the next house begin
To move out again very sugn.
Boston Transcript
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
A Different Kind.

"Yes. II was "A chicken that caused
his auto to run into a tree"
"Was he trying TO run over ~"
"Iie says so. but | think he was try
ing to kiss IT," Houston Post
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
9Th Door-Berea College

This the Of the whole Institution and provides standard
courses in all advanced subjects.
Temporary Raise Board 10 conditions the
price advertised caaog will added this
young
This adds the years for girls and
half schools
staying at home"
PAYMENT MUST BE IN ADVANCE incidental fee
the board the half nsamens follows:
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06
HOME DEPARTMENT
Quoted by Miss Margaret Dzney Science

in coffee cans or baking powder
cans. Serve hot with lemon sauce.
Lemon Sauce
Juice of one lemon. ~ G. hot
water. tsp. butter. I tbsp. -four, u
G. brown sugar. Melt butter, add
flour. Mix well. all water and SUI
gar. Let cook five minutes. Remove
from fire and add lemon juice.
Molasses Gems
u c. crisco, u G. brown sugar.
y c. molasses, u tsp. soda, VI C.
boiling water. Tsp cinnamon, " tsp.
nutmeg, | y G. flour. y c. dates or
raisins.
Cream, Frisco, and sugar. Add
moasses and all dry ingredients.
sifted together, alternately with the
water. Add raisins last Fill greas-
rd muffin pans onc-half full This
makes about . dozen small mullins.
Ginger Snaps
I e. crlsco. c. brown sugar, I tsp.
salt. I e. molasses. I tsp. ginger.
flour enough To make q stifi dough.
Cream. Frisco and sugar. add mo-
lasscS Add ? G. flour with all dry
ingredients siftcd in IT, Add -four To
make stiir dough. Roll thin. Cut
and bake 4 10 ~ minutes in mod
crate oven.
Date Pudding
y box dates with stones removed.
y e. molasSes. y c. corn meal. 2 ..
milk. salt
Cook meal and milk together, in
double boiler for twenty minutes Add
dates aud molasses. Bake in cover
ed baking dish for at least one hour.
This is popular dish with children.
prunes may be used in place pf
dates.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1917-12-06

Il never lie to my wife"
"Model husband, ehT'
Yes. involuntarily."
herr"
"No. you boob: she's too blamed
wise. Princeton Tiger