The Detroit times., 1917-12-06
Not Us. "a. We Tried 4 once


Not Us, IRA; We Tried It Once
II s-To settle q dispute between nar
and fe wiI yoa utase ans0-r couple
Vaa al advise a,ns IA .a no-
ter -lpplf ni coal row9
Whlca correct. Coal BIN or Coal
Might add. however ma, the latter ia
/ past tense.
The morning bowl is quoted now at Is.
, Beginns to look something Barney. like
/ the oatless breakfast
Ma submi, ,ha' vrile they ale abol.
.il. trying 10 make the u G. r c11.s .0 tlue
thY derote some az -h' enarg2 to wa aE
% come, also err
G. DeLacey Evans tyour particular at
tention, good people to the embroidered
name) Is a Baltimore banker VINO kuits
for soldiers. We alvays found our own
pretty much there with the knit, also.
sugar is cheaper in England than Il i7 ,n
th.s country. and plentiful but dropping
over there FOR some 20 it hos. likewise. U
init
Wen bet that Hornell. \. Y. cobuIer
who is pretty well heeled since he has
Just fallen heir to 100000, never doe
another tap.
He probably doesn't care, either,
whether they sew il on or nail il on.
TIE FOLKS NEXT DOOR
This is just & ask ~ neighbor.
lf DO amt impertynent
(tnd n ain't II voul accept 81
ln m spirit that ts mrauD
n y're Fixed out in III cubbard
pr tn winter time and more,
no YOU know tn situashu1
OF ID folks next door?
Cause It's sort Of rent. neigh Dor.
In tn cty from tn way
That we used % know each other
In ID town o. yesterday
Where We used q borry sugar
Till we got some from th store
And their resse. pee fr ketchup
From th' folks next door.
n somebody in the family
Cum down sick and took q bod
With a tech O. tn1oo-enzie
Er new-ralgee in th head
Then III gate atween would open
And a-stcamin. comm Ger
Was n bowl ~ scup n souethia'
From "a folks next door.
SO it's Just e tell - nelphbor.
In Nh CITY here with me
Tho yr share o. earthly biefsn
Is a Full suflcency;
There's a duty you are OWN.
That shudda net before
n we never bonered over
To On folks next door.
fe's sort o. compound MIXTURE,
FuH bitter fr o' sweet
With our lots pervidin'. crosswise,
some strap and some a seat;
Some th labor some th profits.
Some M apple. some IN core.
Some that wealth and some that health has--
Andsth folks next door
Fun o. roses. fuu o. briara
FUN o. famine full O. grain.
Full o poverty and plenty
Full O. Joy and fun o. pain
Tho you're snug and safely sheltered
When tn clouds come Up and pour
TO you know tn rain ain't leakin
On the folks next door?
Seaweed is said 20 make a sound-kiII-
ing lining for walls. Now we know why
il is always so hard TO make out what the
wild waves are saying.
A. & p. SAYS he has been accused OF be-.
Ing O Stacker as tho possessor of more than
his share o. coal There ORR 2 story going
the rounds I'M his ne ghboIhood that De has
succeeded in coruering Tho greater part or
carload and the fact is causing him no
end OF annoyance. Now tbat the rumor has
reached the ears OF The police. he has asked
us 90 enter ofnc'al denial which we hereby
do IIe has mo- such quantity Of coal
y 81 Az FAR oF VIZ know
A Fremont, Neb. dispatch says "A man
/ from Connecticut who insisted on being
\ served with ham and eggs on meatless
ldar-naid- -s25.- I'm court or for The ham
and eggs?
This man Kaltschmidt hasn't much to Say