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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

child to keen from rcproying its pa
rents in public.
What has become OF the old fashioned
boy who. used to have a flock OF bis
tered fingers on July 5,
Havelock Ellis used to be considered
some expert ON anomalies OF sex. But
lot OF thc lad, who are writing ser
idlS fot the popular mazallneS are try
lng to make him look like a pikcr
After a man has been over the Jumps
for a while he discover, that advice tina,
1, worth taking has to be paid for like
any other valuable commodity.
Another reason why We have so many
divorces is because girl marricS a
man, not because she thinks he IS good
enough Tor her, but because she thinks
he is too good for her rival
lust because man belongs To the
same church you do is no sign that he
isn't going 10 put the large potatoes and
apples and strawberries on top when h,
sells them to YOU
The average man Is too chivalrou' I,
say awning mean IN anulnci man
wife. lie saves all his meanncSs io'
his own VIE
The difference between an Fyeninl
/ Gown and a Night Gown is that whcl
a woman gets home from a reception
she has to dress all up te go TO bed
The average man has lots of tim,
10 hand out advice, but is too busy {,
wait Tor some other man to unload an,
on him
Never Judge a mans income by m
| careless way IN which he tips the wait
/ cr when he IS feeding at a cabaret cafe
/ When a girl knows that she has
perfect figure she doesn't mind drcssln,
So that she will lc, the rest OF tn
world in on the secret
II always makes small hoy fee
good when he brings home from Schoo
a problem his Daddy can't solve
\ man is never So tue TO his wifi
as when he has a suspicion that she i
untrue to him
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Our Ioe Miller Cnntesi

Anon clam, that the oldest Joke is
onc about the boy who was PLAYING ont
ON the street IN front OF a house IN a
town IN the Dutch section oi Penn
>ylyanla y glrl came To- the door and
yelled to the hoy. "Gu,,y come IN and
cat Yourself Mas ON the table. and
Pas hall ct'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
RIppuNdRHYNES
BD Malt Mason
1Copyir9tt I9y7
AN INNOVATION.

THE girls arc wearing ovcrallS. and
vet no startled heaven fall, The
men who deal IN haud-nc downs.
IN this and all adjacent towns. arc sell
ing now to damSclS far the kind OF
dudS their brothers wear When first !
heard II | was shocked -immodcSt
schemes I've always mockcd but when
! saw transformed maid, iclt my op-
position fade In cottages and hut, and
halls, the girls are wearing oyerall,.
And they look smooth, ! must confess,
without the old accustomed dress. They
say It IS tho hest OF boon, to trot around
IN pantaloonS, when they are doing
household chores. when du>ung chair,
and sweeping floors. Their gown, are
hanging on the walls, the girls are
wearing ovcrallS It., only in their
homes. thus lar these cpoch-makuy
damSclS arc; thus FAR they lack the
nerve or heart 10 spring their garments
IN the mart hut soon they'll bid their
fears retreat, and We shall see them IN
the street, and all OF us will then agree
that they're charming bunch to see
Farewell to aprons, gowns and shawlS
he girls are wearing oyctallS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Going Up

II wa, daybrcak, and Old Sol peep.
my over the horizon aroused the slug
gr'h mercury IN the thermometer.
'Oh, we'll" chccriully exclaimed the
mercury a, he started to climb, there
Is always room At the top
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Luke McLuke Saws

Once IN a while you will sec a white
crow Md once IN a while rou will
see q woman who think, her husband
really appreciates her
/, requires Il great deal ui patience
ou the par, oi a modern well bred
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
The Wakeiul ComposItor

Dbooncylllr, Nrh lrogrossJ
Rev W J. limSlcy offered prayer that
tins nation may be led IN the path, OF
right. and that the flag might be desc.
Grated by every one who lives under IT.,
protection.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Our Daily Birthday Party.

Henry Cabot Lodge, United States
senator from Massachusetts, bom in
Boston W wears ago today
William Alden Smith, United States
senator from Michigan born at Dow
agiac, Mich, 5S years ago today.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Bang T. went tho rifles at tho man
cuycrS "Oo-oW screamed the prctt,
glrl--a nice, dccoruS, surprised little
scream She stepped backward into the
arms OF young man.
"Oh" She said, blu'hing 81 was
frightened by the rifles. beg Your
pardon"
Not at ALL" said the Young man
Lets go over and watch the artillery. Of
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Scvcnty-iive Years AGO TO-DAY.
One Year Ago Today in the War.

May z, TVIbJNcrmans delivered 4
series OF night attacks on the English
near the River Somme; Paris reported
failure OF two German attempts to dis
lodge French from their positions at
Ncrdun.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
oh

Ot course wc know that most women
are good takers and that tcw ot them
are At a loss for word, But what we
started o. say was that Vera Fluent
live, II Nlnlnn. INV
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
LUKEM:LUKE
Ills COLUMN
Copyright 1917


Don't laugh at lhis Iur n b. NOT
Joke, | am right here to say.
Don't put of I'm tomorrow what
some friend win do for you today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Gifted

she ls quite dun. ps you have found.
speak at Nolhr Nii.d.
hl' when her birthday comes around.
! know that she Is gifted.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
'HiST0RYBITS5,
One Hundred Years Ago Today.

1917 The industrial depression pre-
vaillng throughout England resulted in
almost daily riots and other dl',urb-
anccS.
Sevcnty-iive Years Ago To-day
lSl'-faucy dress ball at Bucking-
ham Palace, described as the most mag
nllccnt since the reign oi Charles II.
Fifty Years Ago Today.
lS7-Gencral Sylvan Salnaye took
Office a. provisional president OF Hlyti.
Twenty-Five Years Ago Today.
lS92-Opcning oi the cantilepcr bridge
across the Mississippi river at Mem
phiS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Dear Luke This came to me all Of
a sudden" Please send me beer check
ior it Billy Wood
she wears clocks ON her hose.
Her name is Mary Regis.
To tell N, time. the lcys
MI look ut Mary stockngs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Lessons in World Speech

Another reason why We like Eu the
new World speech, /, because when YOU
want to say zone and two arc three
an You have to Nncclc Is "Iab ud 20, Sc
lad. 10
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

An eastern editor Is vigorous in IN, lcmarl, that the
government prohibit the raising OF tobacco so that ,he
tobacco lands bc used ior the purpose arg wheat
It's a safe bet that the aforesaid editor docs not smoke
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

II these trolley bandit, keep up their work !, may
he necessary few howi5cr, the rear oi the
car, Also pcri,,opc for the molomau might he ol d,
tinct aid.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
OLDSToRIBS-'
IN New
Twenty Years AGO.
ItOm ZNo TINES EILEN

Ny ,.y iNen'y ieals ears ago
.nh A., ,,d tI''S S,,' Nh, IL, ''s VI ~ 20
Nllle are visiting Mrs. l. W-Wil liam
son.
nc rooms oi the l,ly club couiini
To Uc very popular and crowds OF bus
ness mccn can hc iound there nightly I
Nenlov the literature the games and 4
'"'''I feature. ne 'Inh Is IN prot
porous financial condition.
y stewart returned from kansd
''y last "lHnl
NJ Nt,o,,, ..I ..,.
p.,,,. i9,.'' ,'l,, ''' wiz '''''nco 'to'
wy ''''
Rov Hoffman wa, in ,h, c,,y III
a. Cn,I,r;, " WY ''''' ''' "''' N''
w
Fifteen Years Aco
7 II Cooke has moved int, h
handsome new home an w., Eo;,h,
'''''
Mrs { Il A.,es dcno-,ci ,oJ,y d
A visit n Nh,J,.,rri
I J. h llarrcll will return from NeJ
I
/ James Mason office man for 'h|
/ Southwestern Cotton oil company. hal
returned from NcmuhiS and resumed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

or course there IS nothing IN a
name But May Seymour Is posing IN a
smile and little else IN a living ,taiuary
act m vaudeville
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Wnffl

The Feather Sisters have millinery
store m West Liberty. OHIO.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Referring To the awkward situation i'm the local school
board Mr. Nuouv and Mr. Berry are quoted a. being n
favor of probe lhi, make, ,hc vote unanimous,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Well Well

You can't alway, tell Charity Gas,
OF jackson, Ohio isn't.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Copyright. 1917, by ~. c. Fisher, Trade
Mark Registered U. s. Patent ouIesJ
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Names Is Names.

Adam Cowhlck lives at Kentor
Ohio.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
| ooeY

O|d luwwN NIIsl'.
Was h'ord to sigh.
Nc-. moneys fi.u
And so avn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Our Daily Special.
Obituaries and Autohiographics Al
ways Boost
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Y. \ Stewart returned from kansd
City last night
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Roy Hoffman was in the city ih|
morning ou his way from the west sid
TO Guthrie
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

DR. Mauprn and vile returned fro,
Perry today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

= WHY TOHTA NKU,
MISS Virginia A. QuarlcS Of St. Jo|
cph, Mo, and Mis-, Williams Of Root
willie arc visiting Mrs. T. ". William
son
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

Mrs Henry Hammock who was thd
guest o, her sister, Mrs Charles GilpinI
left today for her future home in III
Reno
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Ten Years To-day.

Dr. and Mrs T. \ Buchanan. All
West ninth street, are entertaining ,h(
doctor, father and brother Messr,|
Thomas and John Buchanan Of kansa}
CITY.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12

! h IIarrcll viii return from Ne,
York tomorrow.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-12
Elieen Ye1rs Acn

Mrs { h Acne, departed today G
a visit to Mississippi
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
How To Have Red Lip S!

The girl with red lips and pink cheeks
may be thankful, for both denote health
vigorous. torceful, magnetic health, and
while Il may be impossible for soms to at
tain owing 20 morbid states or health yet a
vast Minority Of seemingly healthy young
women ahd men ara almost colorless, because
Of lack Of red blood eorpuscies. when
tho blood is improved and enriched with
these red eorpusces, the weight increases
and beautiful tint appears on the cheeks,
while tho lips assume healthy red color
Many physicians and beauty doctors pre-
scribe three grain hypo.nuclane tablets
which are said 20 invariably increase the
red blood corpuscles after a course Of treat.
ment lasting several months The nervous
system and general health also improve rap
idly. The best physicians and apothecary
shops supply this tablet IN sealed packages.
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
eczema Caused YEARS
OF Intense AGONY

"r have suffered intense hFony from
Eczema ON my lex and other parts Of
my body for years and received only tenn
porar, relief from other preparations. n
is only month since started 10 use
pETERSON'S OINTMENT and there il no
sign NJ Eczema or itching. iou can refer
to me Geo c. Talbot. - rcnheld ST..
Buffalo. q g.
I've got hundred testimonials. says
Peterson. just as sincere and honest a.
this one. Years ago. when J fret started
10 put out PETERSON'S OINTMENT, 7
made M my mind 20 give n big box for
Is CENTS and I'm still doing 10, As every
druggist In tha country knows
I guarantees pETtRSON'S OINTMENT
because 7 know that RS mighty healing
power Is marvellous. say 10 every one
who buys box that 70 is RICHLY guar
anteed for Ecrema. salt Rheum, old
Sores Blind. bleeding and Itching piles.
Ulcers. skin Diseases. Chahng Burns
scalds and Sunburn. and n not FAtisfac.
tory any druggist win return your money.
Evening journal., 1917-03-23

Princeton University He Is a young
man OF force and power and Is prov
ing n leader in the life OF the uni
versity. Mr.. Bruce. who accompanies
Mr.. Cleveland, IL one Of the ablest
speakers OF The undergraduates in
Princeton. II IS an exceptional OPP
portunlty for the young people Of the
city TO hear these two men. The ser
vice is the regular young peoples
service OF tho church and begins at
730 o'clock.
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
Gainesville Goes DRY,
ALL PETITIONS DENIED

WEST CHESTER. Pa, March %
License court here Yesterday. handed
down decisions in liquor cases. The
number Of renewals is 80. refusals o.;
Wholesale 1. and bottling licenses l..
The number OF granted licenes for
1917 is five less than for 1916. There
is one new license. that Of the Atglen
Hotel, Richard r. Miller. proprietor
One case is pending, that OF Parke
Gable OF the Parkesburg Hotel, TO be
disposed Of next Monday.
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
Grover CLEVELAND'S SON
TO ADDRESS CRURCHMEN

Richard r. Cleveland and David K.
Bruce. students in Princeton Univer-
sity, are TO speak at tho young peo-
Pies service at Westminster Church
on Sunday evening. Mr.. Cleveland is
the son OF the late President Of tho
United States. Grover Cleveland. and
has made a very decided mark In
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
KENT W. c. T. U. MEETING

Special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL
DOVER. Del. March 23--At tho Kent
County w c. r. L. executive meeting
held AZ Wyoming this week, large rep
resentation Of the various unions was
-present. and among other important
business the time for holding tho Kent
County w. G. T. u. convention wa,
set for May 8, at Magnolia The speaker
of the day will be Mrs. Rolf, Of Vir
ginia.
Evening journal., 1917-03-23
HELp As CHICKEN THIEYEs.

Robert Brooks and Leroy Lewis, col
ored, were held under $500 bail each
by Magistrate ellis last night for the
Court OF General Sessions on the
charge OF the larceny OF chickens from
Frederick Williams. OF Middletown, on
December 3 last
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
Coster, Reyes and
Poesy of Boxing Fame
Born on Same Date

This is the birthday of three box
ers Of some prominence, Hook Keyes,
Joe Coster and Jean Poesy. AS il
Illustrating the widespread popularity
of the Diff game, the first Of these
was born in Australia, the second In
Italy, and the last named in France.
George Arthur Keyes, better known
as Hook was born in New South
Wales on Jan. &c. 1880, and started
fighting IN Sydney in 1898. After a
victorious career in his native land he
came to America in 1905 and fought
Freddie Welsh in Dayton. The Welsh
man knocked him out in the 18th,
and Dick Cullen turned the same trick
in Sacramento little later.
Hook then hiked back to Australia,
where he defeated Hughie Michigan,
but later lost to that fighter. Joe
Coster was born with the name of
Angelic in Palermo, Sicily, Jan. rs,
1889, and Jean Poesy. the French
lightweight, was born in Marseilles on
the same day. The Italian was never
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
resents Lions With
1 Oil Painting Of Symbol

An oil painting Of black named
African forest lion and it's liones5 was
pSfsented to Bridgeport den,. No. 410,
n yaI Order Of Lions, by Frank j.
Murphy, the royal overseer. of the
Id ge, last night. Because of illness
Nj Murphy was unable to be present
and the presentation speech was made
by Hugh Al MacKinnon, organizer of
the lodge. Royal President Charles
r.. James, received the gift on behalf
of the lodge and expressed the thanks
Of the members to the donor. The
painting is in handsome fame and
1871 by feet. 1t was hung on the
walls Of the lodge room in Foresters'
hall after the presentation last night.
It is the work of Christopher Holdt of
Southport, general agent TO Wheeler
Bros circus and a member Of the
parent den Of the order at Evansville,
Ind.
Next Thursday evening, Feb. L. the
rem holds its first ladies' night. There
will be talks by the supreme officers,
d vaudeville entertainmeBt, music and
REFRESHMENTS. MeBliaaaw Viii bring
tleir families and a general SANITATION
fa&extended to all interested in the or
al
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26

weathir you twoodent go out in your
self?
Noah You're too tender hearted.
I'm going to see if the crOcodiles and
things are happy. Gle sneeks err
round to the doves cage and leeves 1t
out)
Noah. Scout GROUND little, will
you, like a good dove?
The Dove. Sure. =
ACT III.
Scene, the Ark.
Mrs. Noah. Wy, heer comes the
dove. Noah, did you go and leeve
1t out after all I told you?
Noah. I forget. Look wat it's got!
Look wat it's got! Its got sum kind of
a brantch. Maybe it's atomato
brantch.
Mrs. Noah. Maybe it's a cabbage
brantch.
Noah. Maybe it's a onion brantch.
Mrs. Noah. Maybe it's jest plane
brantch.
Noah. It's olive brantch!
Mrs. Noah. How do you know?
Noah. Cant you see the olives on
it? Land! Land!
Mrs. Noah. Land! Land!
The End.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
MAIN ST. PROPERTY
N STRATFoRD SOLD
TO 1. c. LOWELL co.
-
New Owner Contemplates
4 Erecting Three Story
Il Business Block
Especial to The Farmer.)

1
81 Stratford, Jan. 26-An important
Mated yesterday when the plumbing
firm Of Harold c. Lowell & Co. pur-
chased from the Russell estate tract
Id Main street, 1872 feet iR length
and IS to 160 feet in depth. The
property embraces land and business
occupied by the Atlantic & Pacific Tea
Co, Philip Shank, the shoemaker,
lewis Policy, barber, and Harold c..
lowell & Co., plumbing.
The property extends from the
Stratford fire engine company to the
lost Office on Main street.
Although the deeds have not been
lied at the town clerks office it is
said that the purchase price was in
the neighborhood of $4,000. Mr..
Eovell said today that it is his inten-
tion to erect a three story concrete
Building to be used entirely for his
plumbing business.
eFhe third Of a series of lectures
given under the auspices of the Strait
ford Public Library association will be
pFesented this evening at the STRAIT
fnrd public library Prof. Henry
Warren Poor of New York will be the
SPEAKER. The subject will be Famous
FAintings.'' 1t will be illustrated.
AAt a special meeting of the mem
bers of the Stratford Congregational
church Wednesday evening 1t was
voted to allow Rev. Edward N. Pack
ard, D. d., who recently resigned as
pastor Of the church, the use of the
house and to enjoy all it's privileges.
AT St. James r. C. church yesterday
morning at o'clock Miss Julia Ag-
vent, aged "a years, of Canaan road,
became the bride of Joseph Nemek,
aged Is years, of Glover street. Rev.
Michael j. O'Connor, pastor, per-
formed the ceremony. Mr.. Nemek is
eihployedias a machinist.
AT st. James church on Tuesday
Miss Mary Sekelsky, aged Is years,
BECAME the bride Of Charles Kaza,
AGED Fl years. Rev. Michael ]. O'Con-
nor officiated
Friends Of Miss Bernice Hyslop of
Johnson avenue will be pleased to
learn that she is recovering from an
attack of appendicitis. ,r
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
Mrs. Hepburn Talks
On Suffrage Question

Mrs. Thomas Hepburn. president Of
the Connecticut Woman's Suffrage
association, addressed an interesting
gathering of men and women last
evening at the residence of Mrs.
Thomas B. Taylor. in Washington av-
efiue, on the vote for women. Mrs.
Hepburn was introduced by Lynn w.
Wilson who spoke of the tire1ess ef-
forts Of women of this state to make
this an equal suffrage state. This
was the second In series of parlor
meetings which are being given here
under the direction of Miss Grace
Murray, the county organizer. M
Mrs. Hepburn told Of the effect that
equal suffrage has had in the. states
where it is in force. BY figures she
proved that in, CALIFORNIA; I2k per
cent. more of the men have used their
voting privilege since the vote has
been granted women there.
In the West, according to Mrs.
Hepburn, the political parties make
their platforms interesting to the
women because they realize that the
vptes of the women count. In con-
tfAst, Mrs. Hepburn showed the in
difference OF the legislators of this
state with which the mothers pen.
sion bill, the Injunction and abate-
naAnt bill, the bill which would raise
the age of consent, from 6~to Is
years, the bill for shortening the
hpurs Of working women and the re,
fGfmatory bill were shelvedJ without
any discussion or any apparent inter
Ell on the part of the majority of the
a 49, ~
Mrs. Hepburn stated that liquor in.
t@ests were against suffrage in every
= tance.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
WAITER JOHNSON WON
RET RY GETTING HOME
RUN WITH BASES FULL

New York, Jan: 26.-Probaoly put
few fans appreciate Walter Johnson
as anything better than q great
pitcher. Certainly no large percentage
of the fan flock looks on the Kansas
cyclone as a terrific slugger. There Is
one man who harbors such an appre-
citation, however. He is Joe Jackson
we'll known baseball writer OF Detroit
Here's how Joe acquired his senti-
ments. Last summer in Detroit Joe
was talking with Walter before
game in which the Speed King was to
work. The two made a wager Of 500,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26

jackson taking the detroit end. Boeh-
Ter was pitching and the score stood
to 0. After two were down a single
put one man on. Ainsmith walked
and Boehler init Mcbride, filling the
bags.
johnson walked over TO the press
box while waiting Mis- turn at bat and
tried to cut the het i'm half. but john
son refused. hit later Walter
stepped to the plate and hit over the
left field wall, driving in his three
mates ahead of him. AS he trotted in
from third he opened and closed his
two hands twice, indicating to jack
son the full amount Of the wager.
Walter saw to it that no Tigr runner
got around after that.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
TODAY'S POEM
YALE'S GENTLE b. AS.

Though, you were born a woman you
may win B. A. at Yale,
You may cheer for Eli, Eli, and bid
Harvard go to-jail;
You may stroll upon the campus and
even smoke a pipe,
And become a highbrow woman of
the blue New Haven type.
You may chatter of the football team
and meet a quarterback,
Or smile when some Yale freshman
speeds to marriage in a hack;
You may hObnOb with the stalWart
and hang on what they say,
And some day you may, get to be a
naidenly B. A.
Oh, it's Eli for the women and it's
Yale that's broad enough
To know a Bachelor of Arts need not
be male and rough;
So here's to gentle bachelors upon
Ellis famous green,
And B. AS lead to NJ. A: s if you get
what 7 mean.
New York Sun.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-01-26
/. Black Investigates
Smallpox In Stonington

bloomington, Jan. 26.-Mr. BLACK, Sec
rd1ary Of the state buaFd of health,
vf4ited here yesterday Hfternoon for
TIL purpose of investigating the small
p& cases. In company with DIR. D. E..
G.Taylor he visited the patients ana
agreed with the f0nHaar diagnosis
made by DR.. Taylor, lar. NOngdon and
DIR. MacGown. The two cases, the
Northrup and Marshall boys, are the
eral smallpox and are more virulent
than were the Waterbury cases that
RECENTLY came under Mr. Blacks no.
tfces