The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1917-07-26

Items not intended 60 hit or miss
anyone In particular, but Just
20 remind you

| Northwest crop prospects.
| That whatever you do, don I
east your bread upon the waters.
| A sub might get it.
That the. dragged roads also
stands the dry weather best
They are not so bumpy and dusty
That Liberty bonds of any de-
nomination will be accepted at
par ON subscription to this paper.
That the slaekers are getting
three meals a day from the ward
ems and hell from the rest of the
prisoners.
That the other fellow thinks his
ear is the best, else he would not
have bought it. No use to argue
this point.
That, furthermore, as long as
it don't rain the weeds in the
streets wOn't be so much in need
of cutting.
That those who are expecting
a liberal mixture of mosquitoes
in their outing hodgpodg are not
being disappointed.
That, in the meantime, the thrift
ty housewife goes right on pre-
serving the food that viii largely
supply the family's winter de
mands.
That it is becoming apparent to
any school boy that the more con-
gress t9lks of food control the
less it knows Of what it is talk
ing about.
That this more daylight CON-
paign is of little moment to the |
average country editor. He'll /
have to whoop it up day and night /
Just the same.
That the way to prevent forest
fires is to not start them. OF I
course this does not apply to light
ming, and it would not make any
difference if it did.
That again, we remark, Uncle
Sam is slow at starting, but he
pushes the breeze and kicks up
the dust and raises hum-hum
when he does get to going.
That there is not a man on
earth who does not experience a
thrill of pleasure at the smile of
a pretty woman If he dOesn t he
is not a man-we won't own him.
That there's a work for you
and a work for me-sOmething
for each of us now to do these
days, and no excuse for not be- !
ing busy. And the busy ones
whether they are made so By
necessity or mott have little c
patience with the idler. d
That as a mOtorist whizzed '
Town Main street yesterday at the b
ate Of about 80 per, the pedes- r
rain who had the narrOwest es-
ape gaspingly remarked to his r
leighbOr-'sW Who's supposed to :
this speed ordinance any I
sayi Or is it all just a joker II
That the kaiser, we opine. q
hight just as well save his breath I
nd the millions he is paying in
ubsidizing foreign correspond {,
nts- When the war is over the :
lies viii dictate their own terms =
nd his kaisership will walk up =,
nd humbly receive the crumbs .
nat are tossed to him.
That two Irishmen were work =
lg on the roof of building one =
az when one made a misstep and y
III to the ground; the other lean
| over and called Are you dead a
! alive, Mixer "I'm alive. y IN
I'D Mike, feebIy. "Sure your X
Ieh liar ! don't know whether SO
! believe We or not 'sWeIl. dI
zen, ] must be dead, " said Mike. bi
for ye would never dare to cali on
e liar if / were alive. f" oh
That when a fellow gets a car so
takes a little ride; then little
niger one, and then a still longer tn,
e, and so on until he is looking thi
er the map and inquiring of his an
lends the best place to spend a is
" days or a week within the the
dius Of hundred miles or 80 for
-er notice it7 Thusly this Tn
Duld soon be an exceedingly ind
oad-minded nation, for nothing to
1adens one like travel, they saw. try
That it is something to have at sta
ned the distinction recently ac- (
'ded Elwyn Eastman, the Nez- at
zee boy who was recently chos- Ind
from bunch Of hundred owe
ked comrads to take one Of Of
Gle Sans commissioners as a SER
nber Of the aviation crew. IF ma