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Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

through the staff Of inquiry officers
always kept for such purpose, found
strong evidence against the men whose
names they bear
zach company keeps a book regular
ly posted with these cards In 1t, and
the book is more frequently consulted
than the general public would imagine.
Many of these volumes of black-edged
warnings are bulky ones.
The aliases and changes Of residence
OF each suspicious customer are care
fully noted in the book, and II Is com
prted that these cards save the COM
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

printed. These are deeply edged in
black. the center OF the card bearing
The name of the company which issues
it. When a company has suspicious
regarding a customer one Of Its Off
GERS takes number of these cards,
writes on the reverse side the name
and address-or different names and
addresses--in some cases-of the sus-
pected man, and sends around the
cards to the other Offices. These cards
are regarded as absolutely confidential,
and they are never sent around till the
company which issues them has
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

cussed, In the circular referred to, the
more important factors involved In the
installation OF a satisfactory house
heating system, and has set forth the
most economical methods Of firing soft
coal and operating house-heating
plant. The properties OF fuels and the
processes attending their combustion
are discussed 10 fashion which is In
tended to help the average household
err to UNI, rstand his problem and to
secure the economics Of intelligent op
GRAFTON
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

q Kin't a wreck. On this gosh-dinged
sSad they can't never have wreck. '
~Yhy not? Is 1t so safe?'
no, 1t amt so safe. But they
ioaidn't have a collision because all
fhe trains run east one day and west
The next"
That's funny. What If you want to
gtS to Columbus on Wednesday,"
Then you have to go east to Pitts
bareh on Tuesday and come west to
Columbus che next day."
Hap tried hard to figure this out,
but finally gave 1t up as a little deep.
'But." he said, "they could have a
rnar-end collision, anyway"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28


scales of the personal, and
il measure life by the standard
OF love,
To prize health ms contagious
happiness, wealth rs potential
service, reputation nv Intent In
GueEce, learning for the light II
can shed. power for the help IL
can give, station for the good II
can do,
To choose In each case what II
good on the whole, and accept
cheerfully incidental evils In
yoIycdj
10 put my whole self into NIL
that l do and indulge no single
desire, Mt the expense of myself
as n whoiei
70 crowd out fear by devotion
to duty, and see present and fu-
ture ns onei 10 trent Others as l
would he treated, md myself nv 1
would my best friends
To lend no oil 10 the foolish,
hut 10 let my light shine freely
for all;
To make no gain by nnother's
loss, and buy no pleasure with
another's pain;
To hnrbor no thought Of an
other which I would he unwilling
that other should know;
To say nothing unkind to
nmuse myself. aud nothing false
to please others;
To take no pride In weaker
mems fnilings, and bear no NAL
lee toward those who do wrOngi
To pity the selfish no less thnn
the poor. the proud ms much ~
the Ouicast. and the cruel even
more than the oppressed,
To vOrshin God In all that In
good ana true and bcnuiiful;
To serve Christ wherever n sad
heart can he made happy or
wrong will set rights and 10 rec
OgDIIc Gods coming kingdom In
every institution and person thnt
helps men 10 love one another.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
INSURANCE MEN ON GUARD
How First-Class English Companies
Succeed in awarding OF" Their
Depredations.

There Is a mutual understanding be-
fween all the first-elass insurance of
ores that they should warn each other
II customer whose conduct Is sus-
parions, and such warning Is con-
veyed In a very simple yet effective
nay, says London Tit-Bits.
Eneh company has number of cards
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
Enolish Women in France.

Hundreds of women in the British
army auxiliary corps are working in
France, some in the bases and others
In the country quarters near base
towns. states the San Francisco Argo-
naut. For ordinary clerical work 23s.
TO 27S. week is paid; for superior
and shorthand typists, 2Ss to 32s,
with overtime paid ID. TO Cd. an hour.
A bonus of five pounds is paid for II
months service. Uniform. khaki coat
frock, with stockings and shoes, are
provided free. The maximum fn
board and lodging is las. week.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear There 10
only one way TO cure Catarrhal Deafness.
and that Is by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
OF the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an in1amed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachlan Tube.
When this tube Is nnamed you have
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and
when II is entirely closed. Deafness is the
result Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored TO Its nor
nal condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever Many cases OF Deafness are
caused by Catarrh. which IL an in6amed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case OF Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS ,cATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free
+ J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

liz Falries,' said
pa d d y, 81 ! |
thought tn e y
were going To
have a wonderful
party until the
Fairy Queen said,
Z" T here is
work for us 10
do
"0f course the
Fairies love their
work as they do
their play So they
smiled when the
Fairy Queen told
them there was
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

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Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

panles thousands Of pounds each year.
Salvage companies also issue these
insurance warnings Whenever
salvage officer notes the slightest
suspicious circumstance amid the ruins
OF fire he duly reports 1t.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build In The system

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing il is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 60 cents
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
Hotels Favor Conservation.

More than 80 per cent of the better
class hotels of the United States have
signed pledges for food conservation
including one meatless day and one
wheatless day each week.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
Re solutions Each Day,

At each New Year tide It is common
to make new resolutions, but In the
true life of the individual each day is
the beginning of New Year If he Will
clly make it so.-William George Jor-
dan.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

When you have decided to get rid OF
worms or Tapeworm, use Dead Shot," DR..
Peery's Vermifuge. One dose will expel
them. Adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

The Quinne That Does Not Effect Head
Because of It's tonic and laxative effect Laxative
bromo Quinine can be taken by anyone without
causing nervousness or ringing in the head There
Is only one "Bromo Quinine." n W. GROVES
signature is on box. SOC.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

Eugene Merrill. poor cobbler of
Hornell, N. Y, sixty.six years old has
fallen heir TO 100000.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
Wholly Up to You.

If 1918 is not the best year of your
life, you have only yourself to blame.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

Some things are hard to explain and
also quite unsafe.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

Race prejudice keeps many dollar
out of the bookmakers hands.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

ing for them, though she had been off
on trip too, they told her OF their
work.
"'Ah she said, they will be happy
now feel quite sure, and though they
may not know that the Fairies have
been to see them, they will somehow
feel better-nnd We know that II will
be because of the Fairies :"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28

HE coming of New Years
Day naturally suggests the
remarkable case of Hap
Hazard. The mother Of
Happizzez Hazard had
aimed IN plvp him q Pibln
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
SAVING COAL IN HOUSEHOLD
Experiment Station Of the University
Of Illinois Tells HON II May
BE Effected.

If every householder and owner Of a
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1917-12-28
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
IDEALS FOR THE
NEW YEAR
by DR.. William Dewitt Hyde.

mo weigh the mat rial in the
scales of the personal, and
measure life by the standard
al lnxet
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Prayer Meeting.

Don't forget the prayer meet ing Wednesday night. The fif- teenth psalm is the scripture les son. The subject is: How do We Stand Before the Lord Weighed in inc Light of These Scriptures?"
 Several special talks on diff ferent features of the subject w he made
 o1a aongs, special pray CTS for the church and a few testi- monies will help to make this a good service.
 All are invited to come.
 w. J. LEROY, Pastor,
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Obituary

Sister Etta Baker (Nee Byrd) was born in Johnson County.
 Ark. May the 24th, 1888. When she was just a girl she moved with her parents to Beech Grove in Franklin County, Ark. where she was reared to womanhood.
 When she was girl she was
 one of the jewels of the Beech Grove neighborkood and one whom everybody loved. Her way were the ways of the pure in heart. To knew her was to love her She had winning ways and a sweeter girl was not known on Mulberry River. At the age of Fl she gave her heart to God under the ministry of one of Gods elect, Rev. J. N. Villines' and joined the M. E. Church South. This work of the heaven ly gift remained with her to the end On Sept 20, 1912, she was married to Mir Daily Baker of Iadian Creek, near Beach Grove. and to that union was born July l, 1915, a very sweet little baby to make their home happier and brighter. The writer was a vis- itor in the home and is a witness that the home was a home ::of love. This was the bright side of life, but we are told every cloud has two sides, so it was with this life. On the morning of Feb. 3, 1917, as our dear sis ter was near the heating stove in her home. her dress caught fire and burned her % much that all that willing hands and med ical aid could do could not help her very much. On Tuesday morning, Feb. 6, at 6 o'clock the pale horse with his rider came to take away our beloved friend. She was laid to rest in the old Beech Grove graveyard, the ser vices being attended by large
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Methodist Sunday School

The hour for Sunday school has been changed from 9:3O o'clock to 9:45; the hour for preaching from II o'clock to 10:45. The effort is to unite as far as possible the two services and in order to do so the time has been shortened thirty min- utes, the Sunday school begin ming at 9:45 9 l Lie church ser vices closing at 11:45. All the churches and Sunday schools are making an effort along this same line to unite both services. You are asked to help all you can in this worthy undertaking.
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Commissioners Sale Notice,

Notice is hereby given that in pur- suancc of the authority and directions contained in the decretal order of the Chancery Court of Franklin County, made and entered on the 5th day of December. A. D. 1916. in certain cause tNo. AID then pending therein between Joel Arlington, complainant, and J.b. Conley & Rosa Coney. defend ants, the undersigned as Commissioner of said Court. will offer for sale at public vendue to the highest bidder, at the north door or entrance of the coun- ty court house in which said court is held. in the County of Franklin, within the hours prescribed for judicial sales. on
 SATURDAY. MARCH 10. 1917. the following described real estate toWit.
 The North East Quarter of the North West Quarter and the East Half of the North West Quarter of the North West '' NeNNiS'I ihtSS' NoJ, Ao" nsulp EicN- en, QD. North, Range Twenty Seven. [27l and the South West Quarter of the South West Quarter, and The South Part of the South East Quarter of the South West Quarter. of Section Thirty Four, Township Twelve North. Range Twenty Seven. West. Containing One Hundred and Thirteen acres more CT less. Said South part of the South East Quarter of the South West Quarter being that part laying South of Mulberry Creek. in Franklin County, Arkansas.
 Terms of Sale: On credit of three months, the purchaser being required to execute a bond as required by law and the order and decree of said court. in said csuse, with approved security. bearing interest at the rate of ten per cent Der annum from date of sale until paid, and a lien being retained on the premise. sold to secure the payment of the purchase money.
 Given under my hand this 9th day of February. A. D. 1917.
 ELMO HUNTER,
 Commissioner in Chancery.
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Rest Room Subscriptions

The finance committee have been seeing the merchants and professional men this week and have been very succrssful with those seen. About every one asked for a subscription has gladly helped. Some asked the committee to return and get theirs later, which they will do. Others not seen yet will no doubt subscribe to this good cause Be- low are the names of those seen and subscribing:
 R H Strong Co.,, E. Hail, Tom Fleeman, Therman Warner. Spectator, A L Swindler, E w Black kburn, Burns Confection- cry, C l. Arlington, Elsey Har- ris. Democrat Enterprise. J D McIlroy, D l. Ford J s Turner. John Bollinger, Garland Hamm. Elmo Hunter, D E Anderson. w J Davis, Whit Stanley. J M Cur rier. C C Cooper, J H Mackey. Dow Huggins, J T Don- nell, Champ Bell, Judge Wallace. Arkansas Valley Bank. Dr. Douglass, W L Haskew. Greer & Son, Champ Carter. Nichols X Wakefield, Mullen X Chancey. Sanitar Bakery, Myers Barber Shop. George Fleeman, Dr War ren, A H Treadway, F k Proth- eroe. Peoples Bank, Mrs. Matte Smith, Tobe Logan. Davidson Bros, W A Warner, Albert Hamm. Charley Kendrick, A T Powell, E E Milton, L M Guth- rie.
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Notice of Examination
 of Teachers

Notice is hereby given that there will be public examination of teachers held at the court house at Ozark, Ark, on Thurs day and Friday. March 18th, and 18th 1917 tc ascertain the pro- fessional qualifications of all per sons desiring to teach in the public schools ofFranklin County,
 W. l. AGEE,
 County Examiner. Ozark. Ark. February 22nd, 1917
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Something Coed.

Some time ago a news item appeared in the Spectator stating that a certain school district had purchased a paper baler as 8 means of disposing of waste paper. No doubt the s. 1. A. thought 1t a step towards tidi- ness and economy. but however perfect plan may appear, a bet ter method can usually be dis covered. So the excuse for writing this Is to present a simp- Ter way-one which arouses greater activity among the pat rons. Without something spe- cial to stimulate the enthusiasm. people may forget that there is such an institution in the con- munity as a school. Fortunately this district has hit upon a method which solves the problem easily and efficiently so far as the school is concerned. This method, or more exactly lack of method, eliminates baIerS, waste baskets and other crude and primitive efforts of less fortunate districts.
 The utter simplicity and effect iveness of the system should commend 1t to those looking for something easy. Once put in operation it is extremely auto matic and is guaranteed to keep the neighborhood wide awake, thoroughly aroused and full of pep.
 Briefly the plan Is this: For get that there is such a nuisance as papers, and the children will do the rest. All waste paper will speedily find it's way to the school grounds and the first ac- commodating wind will trans port 1t into the streets and neigh boring yards and the teachers S troubles will be over. To be sure, there may be some objec- tions to allowing the wind to blow the paper where it listeth, but how simple and and easy! Besides, it keeps the patrons busy sweeping before their own doors and they have little time for gossiping about the school and otherwise putting in. TC make it more interesting, allow the children to bring their lunches in newspapers It's fur to see them kite before the wind.
 This plan will give a certain notoriety to any school. Moth. ing attracts the attention oi strangers more quickly thar streets and yards Uttered witt paper. They are reminded that school still keeps and that educa. tion is rampant in the land. Let every district give the plan 6 trial and be convinced-one way or another \. B. C.
 The above does not refer tC the Ozark school grounds, but to another district. Look around your school grounds and see il papers are allowed to blow about and you can then guess it means
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
Preaching at Altus.

Preaching services at 2::30 P. M. each Sunday Subject theme for next Sunday is The Mission of Jesus''
 c. T. Reaves.
The Ozark spectator., 1917-02-28
audience of sorrowing relatives and friends. Her Pastor,
 H. M. LEWIS
Farm Loan Association.

1 shall be glad to visit any man or community desiring help in organizing a Farm Loan Associa-
 T. M. Williams
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-04-27
How To Relieve Catarrhal
Deafness or Head Noises

II you have catarrh, catarrhal deaf
ness or head noises caused by catarrh.
or II phlegm drops in your throat and
has caused catarrrh of the stomach or
bowels you will be glad to know that
these distressing symptoms may be
entirely overcome in many instances by
the following treatment which you can
easily prepare in your own home at lit
tie cost. Secure from your druggist
l ounce of Parmint double strength).
This will not cost you more than 75c.
Take this home and add to it a pint
of hot water and ounces of granulat-
ed sugar; stir until dissolved. Take
one tablespoonful four times day. An
Improvement is sometimes noted after
the first days treatment. Breathing
should become easy, while the distress
ing head noises headaches, dullness,
cloudy thinking, etc. should gradually
disappear under the tonic action of the
treatment. Loss of smell, taste, defec-
tive hearing and mucus dropping in
the back of the throat are other symp.
toms which suggest the presence of ca
tarrh and which may often be over
come by this efficacious treatment. II
nearly ninety per cent. of all ear trou-
bles are caused by catarrh, there must
be many people whose hearing may be
restored by this simple home treat
ment. Holt Drug Co. can supply you
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-04-27

ter generally contains the most sui
phur and is Of the highest gravity. 1t
seems probable that the natural gas
is also affected by these reactions, and
that some of the carbon dioxide form
ed is not taken up by the waters but
mixes with the gas and thus lowers it's
heating value. The gas nearest the
out crop of the oil sands. where sui
phate water can most readily enter
the strata and where reaction would
most naturally be most vigorous. may
contain as much as IS per cent. of
carbon dioXide.
A preliminary report on California
oil-field waters. containing a number
of analysis and discussion of the
principles that control the chemical
variations In the waters. has just been
issued by the United States Geologi-
acl Survey as Bulletin $50. entitled
Chemical relations of the oil.fild wa
tiers in San Joaquin Valley, California"
by G. Sherburn Rogers. This report
also points out how the principles set
forth may probably be put to practical
use by oil operators.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-04-27
POSTS GUARD AT BEDTIME.
And Mother Sleeps Without Fear
OF Hearing that Awful Brassy
Choking Cough.

This fine boy is Master Charles
Kern, the son of Mr.. and Mrs. r. e.
Hurley. 1926 Madison St. IaPorte.
Ind. Charles has little "Bodyguard"
who lives in little blue jar, and pro-
tects him against Group, colds. sore
throat, bronchitis-in fact all kinds of
cold troubles.
The name of this "Bodyguard" is
Vick's VapoRub Salve, and the best
thing about him is that he doesn't
have to be swallowed. To post the
guard" Charles mother Just applies
VapoRub externally and covers with a
warm flannel cloth. Quick relief
comes by absorption through the skin
and by inhalation as vapor.
I've always try to keep vapoRub
in the house." writes Mrs. Hurley,
"as the children are very susceptible
to Group. By rubbing it on their
Threats and chests they are soon
relieved. My husband and l used
VapoRub when we had pleurisy and
50 our pains went almost immedi-
E3 ately.
S@ Three sizes, csc, SOC, s1.oo.
@SzA keep IEte sooY:6uaRD IN YOUR 5omeN
ALCKSV ARoRgBS AEYE
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-04-27

ognized as a strong and clever team
and to keep this good record the man.
agement Of the team is exerting every
effort and making every minute count.
Coaches Moore and Mcclure have
found real pitcher in "Brainy" Cur
tbs and COOL right hand man in Hess.
The back stop position will be we'll
taken care of by Hamilton and Hill.
two experienced catchers.
Facing opponents is Turkovitch, on
third base, who is an excellent fielder
as we'll as a hitter, base runner of
rare ability. Coming to me of the most
important places in the infield is the
short.stop position which is we'll taken
care of by Mills, who like many other
short-stops, can field the ball better
than he can hit. Now we come to the
Keystone sack which is now being
fought for by Conway and Brown with
the former leading. Next to the short
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1917-04-27
Fudge Party.

The Elzanah Camp Fire Circle had
a fudge party Thursday noon. April
10, in Miss Warden's room. No seri
GUS results were felt by the girls ex-
cept the indigntties heaped upon them
by those who failed to get any Of the
fudge. Even though some failed to ger
any a large quantity was distributed
from the third floor to the basement
and many teachers will testify TO its
deliciousness.