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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09

Mrs. NJ. j. Simmons has created 4
position for himself; she is a pioneer
in work that has never before been
undertaken. For she is now the food
and sanitary inspector in two of the
largest hotels in New York City, the
Claridge and the McAlphin. LordE
chefs, tyrants of the kitchen, have to
show her that the food they serve the
guests is not filled with germs. Not
only does she watch the hotels, but
the health and cleanliness of the en-
ployes in the kitchen departments
The physical side of food handling
especially the women. to see that they
wear sensible shoes for working dress
comfortably to give their bodies plen-
t. Of freedom-care of the teeth, and
the Importance of bathing. all are in
the roster Of her days work, with oc-
caSional lectures and demonstrations
on the care Of the hair, the right kind
OF bath, the care of throats and air
passages, for her subjects are ofte 1
young girls and women from the peas
ant classes of Europe. who, while ex-
celent workers and willing, are a.
first woefully ignorant Of the mos
common matters
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
HOG Market SHOWS MUCH STRENGTH

PORTLAND. Jan livestock
showed decided strength today, with
hogs 0c higher, the tops being quot
ed at 5000.
One Of the features Of the year oc.
CURED this morning when a load Of
pot steers was received at the North
Portland yards, which were sold at
9 1-2c per pound--the highest price
ever paid. The steers averaged 1852
pounds in weight The stock was
sold to NJ. ]. Gill e. Co. of Portland
and were received from the Portland
Feeder company at Burley. Idaho.
This price amounts to practically
500 per head
Hogs GO Higher.
Hogs advanced 10c, with corre-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
COACH w. w. WILLIAMS
OF BAKER HIGH QUITS

BAKER, Ore, Jan. 6.-Prof. w
w. Williams, a member of Baker high
school faculty for five years as teach
er of history and coach of athletics,
has rendered his resignation and will
leave in about two weeks for Portland
where he has accepted a position in
the Portland Commercial high school
as instructor in commercial arithme,
tic and athletics
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09

Prof. williams came to Baker from
Florida in the fall of 1911, and has
been coach Of the Baker high school
football team since that time. During
his term as coach he has turned out
five strong teams and has won for
himself the title of king Of Eastern
Oregon Coaches"
He has been popular with the stu
dents and his departure will be re-
gretted throughout the whole city
The school board has not as yet
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
MONTANA FARM LANDS.

NORTHERN PACIFIC PATHWAY
Lands in eastern Montana al Sz.5o
10 tlS per acre. suitable Tor farming
or grazing. Easy terms FOR infog-
nation write or see W. r.. Hoh. Miles
Iity. Montana.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
AUCTIONEFRS.

COL. w. +. Y0HNKA. AUCTION
eer. makes a speciality Of farmers
stock and machinery sales. THE
man that gets YOU the money" Leave
orders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY

FREDERICK STEIWER ATTOR-
ney at law Office In Smith-Craw-
ford building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
HoM's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halfs Catarrb Cure
Halls Catarrh Cure has bees taken by
catarrh sufferers for the past thirty-fi
years. and has become known as the most
reliable remedy for Catarrh, Halls Ca
tarrh Cure acts thru the Blood on the Mu
cous surfaces, expehing the Poison from
the Blood and healing .Ae diseased portions
After you have taken Halls Catarrh Cur
for a short time you will see a great i'm
provement in your general health. Start
taking Halls Catarrh Cure at once and gel
rid Of catarrh. Send for testimonials free
F. j. CHENEY 4 %. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09

NAAAAAAANNAANN~ =
. CHEFS OF TWO BIG HOTELS .
. MUST BOW To THIS LADY .
AAAA 4 . q . Q Q . .
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
spending changes in The range
MutlOn and Iambs Rlse

Additional strength was shown in
the mutton and lamb trade and new
arrivals overnight. On the best stuff
the market registered a 25c rise, with
other stuff strong.
Entire mutton and lamb trade con
tinues a mass of strength at Portland
Only handful of stuff arrived for
sale in the yards overnight and these
were picked up at extreme values,
quality considered.
General mutton and lamb market:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
SECOND HAND DEALERS.

V. sTROBLE, DEALER IN NEW
and second hand goods. Cash
paid for all second hand goods
bought. Cheapest place in Pendleton
to buy household goods. Come and
get our prices. 2ls f. Court street.
Phone 271W,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-09
AND LAND BUSINESS

4ENTLEY & MONTGOMERY, REAL
estate, fire, life and accident insur-
ance agents. S15 Main street. Phone
i04.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
SlDEllGHTS0N WARNVES.

THERE great possbe, offensive between Aas
degree accuracy not entirely
N p Gra"o T @ Hby @ o b c3' poc ~s" s 1o" & @ p ,S took
urns & the o battle OF the Somme with the natural strength Of
ana fnr, cousins in the first twenty four hours Of the drive
miles the Nmy ridge several hundred from the rolling
I%.Go T1 @ has Inc h northern % extremity ] Of the & ridge the wp o GnS ]
the ma? viii disclose such we'll known battle oos sce Lens
an 's s np %n s.se @ oG M ' ns. % b b. & %n' 3 s gs S & ]
No detailed Of the distance the drive has progressed has been
OF the PrG'Hs ridge makes the fall Of Lens certain for the advance ne
then pocket similar to that which was created around Comc IN
, m oS1y W stage OF the o battle Lens IS sure to GO has mot already
deTSnd 'nat the center Of the richest coal mining district France has been
o" this Sector between bet Aa and Eeuns ver, fro" the
d WHEN has r d % b % % R 'naG'n & So.S @ ana perfected per @ "e ]
daele SIZE that there probably clement surprise the attach
preparation that preceded the British effort
ap pDE did % not " eOa P m S m IS c the % G & S o to- to be ] ",a that %
without struggle The prongcd
Germans Hee every effort to bring the defense 10 state Of 100 percent
%''sa' g tsn5S The German" did ne" want to give the great coal fields up #"
The major possibility the British strategy the driving wedge 50
The Lille salient has been ,harpc by
nothing else great military value the two department, Affected now
that the Lens coal fields are lost German retirement Lille Douai line
would the front almost running
provinces and add 500 square miles the rcotcd French territory Under
'an % aD" 5 n mere % Tcu @ o & % 9e 9 G % r 1 % s N@sa , into %
most prominent bulge the from Paris the osnd
fnienburg weaken his front OF 81 Quentin La Fc
successfully the German line Unc, something Of ,6, sort happens, the
taking OF any the major points the lndenbs line
It must be interesting read the explanation, Re,entow
that there could be allied offensive the three months
lIaiss blow viii discount offensive lIndenburg was planning as
eouneL'toke the The overwhelming success the rus,
is the point OF concentration for artackW NJ II
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
TRYING TO BE NEUTRAL.

FOR nearly three years the United State, rc,ored ,o
every honorable method keep GU, OF th, war Other
nations have followed the policy Chile now take,
the position that attitude OF neutrality will he nam
tanned so long tha, nation is not made the obcc, OF
DIRECT attack
Chile has the same viewpoint as the people Of the
United States All OF us wished to keep out OF the war
We even submitted TO lot OF humiliation and worse in
efforts to keep neutrality Ru there came time
when this country could no longer remain inactive and We
proceeded in the same that Chile propose, to do
II directly attacked
When submarines commenced 20 shoot M our shin,
and our citizens. neutrality ended When highvayman
pokc' gun in ones face It Is case ot surrender or
fight The United States surrender, when the rights
ot humanity are concerned
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

enough get-up or ability TO get out OF
a rut, and who are not able to earn
enough TO keep themselves
II Noah had only known that some
OF his ancestors would he IN the auto
business, he might have been tempted
to forget the horses when he was load
ing the Ark
Some men do not mind being thou
sand miles behind the procession so
long as they get lots OF sleep
II is all right to name boy Algcr
non II his daddy can leave him a. hall
million dollars But It is no name
for a boy who has to hustle for a
living.
The mere knowledge that YOU can
have thing lessons your desire Tor it
Quit yelpng, old scout The fact OF
the matter IS that YOU get a whole lot
more out OF lie than YOU put into IT,
Leave II 10 any married woman and
she will tell YOU that she is not OBJ
stinate, she IS merely Firm.
II may not be your fault that YOU
are ignorant But II is your fault II
you do no, keep your mouth shut and
conceal your ignorance
Mother can call her collection oi
Junk bric-a brac. But that doesn't
prcven, Father from regarding It as
Junk
4 mere man has to buy a hat that
its his hair But woman can buy
shape and then arrange her hair to
IN II.
There are other ways 10 hunt trouble
But abou, the sures, way to find it is
,c advertise for a mail-order wife.
Another reason why we would rather
have an automobile than a horse is that
the auto doesn't shed its hair in the
spring
The less money your wife has TO
spend, tic more things she vii! see
that she would like To buy
A man imagineS that his alibi sounds
as plausible to the re,t oi the world as
!, does TO him But i, doesn't
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
ROULETTE AND THE WHEAT MARKET.

ANY MAN who knows where tho deceptive little roulette
- ball will drop who knows which way the wheat
market will move should be able to promptly gather in
all OF the money IN the world
Wheat has had bull career for many moons At the
present writing there predictions that this cereal will
advance to 81 bushe before flies There are also
vigorous umors that the government may step in during
these perilou' tmeseand establish standard price for
wheat
So, the one with inside information Il there he any
such thing, and there probably isn't will buy home
and lie insurance policy and box Of government bonds
before he buys any wheat, unless he expects to grind
wheat into flour
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
THE SCHOOL BONDS AGAIN.

UNANIMOUS action of the school board in the agree
ment to submit school bond issue OF $4,000 to the
voters indicates that all OF the members OF the board have
displayed the right spirit in waving their individual opin
ions in the interest of the public welfare At prior meet
ngs the members of the board held divergent views
the amount of bond issue
Twice this year bond issues have been rejected at the
polls the voters favoring the large proposed
But that the board has decided 100000
able amount it certain that overwhelming vote
will he fayorably cast.
Yet apathy will again lose the bond issue 1t will be
recalled that only about onetemh of the cast ballots
at the first bond election which special At the
regular city election than 1000 remained
from the polls
II there be opposition to the bonds it is known that the
opposition will be on hand election day But since much
of the former hostile vote will now become friendly for
the moderate issue be submitted relief for the schools
is in sight
Many voters familiar with the crowded condition
In the schools majority of voters do not know how
acute the school situation has grown The latter
will need be informed This can be accomplished in
only wayby the employment of skilled publicity
writer who will not be to sit in easy chair down
town and hand out few interviews obtained the
telephone To passage of the bonds it will be
necessary give extended publicity in all newspapers OF
general circulation in Oklahoma City
When the committee is ready to direct the campaign,
success will reward the workers, provided a publicity
writer will visit the schools that crowded and give the
details of the situation
The voters of this city ready to their money
give every child the school advantages which needed
oil that is necessary is give the public minute descrp
tion OF school conditions The voters will do the rest
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
TODAY'S WISEST INVESTMENT.

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IN Ok,,hom, ca, l.,,, g.. ~. ,,ac,,,,;r,,,o
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the ;ry.s,or ,l, ,,,,,.o l. ,,l i,,l -, ni,,ho,,,
this finn, ,,l, rl ~, ~ m h action, j.; 1917 q, ,ho s,,,
of b;s ~.
Some ,,,,d ,er,o ,r;o. and t,;,,, 60, tho o,,o,o, n
the effec, ,b,, ,bc world ,,u h,,c roor ,r,ce of
real estate Wcu ,b,. ,c,,,,r ,l., c,.,. pr,,e. #
lots and lands ,, Lo h,h., j., Otr,boo, rb. t,,, h,t
the voy,rr,,oo, !. ,hou =, ,, I,.. ~. c,,r,,. srr,
of s5 5nooooo ooo ,o,, ,h,, ,h,, ~, ,, ~.
diverted into hrsres, ,b,,,c oi IN. ,ouo,ry. Ob,r
nations NAV .enJ ,h.;r ronc. =, ,i,,,n, I,,1 t,, ,b
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this SSn0ooooooo . ,.,...l ;., 49,. ,... ....;o. q
industry we ,,lI ,ec bob,- ,r,c 81 h,b ,,t and h,,ld
inc ma,cria, Hence tho bo,,c b,, il. horg,, ,, ,,r,o,
he d,,Ic,,cd g., ,,, ,,,o mona. mo-. , . m ,l,r
When q. .,,.,ic ,ho ,,,o,,,co, ., Olib,,,, I,,d #,
will he well to rc,c, an SOM. o tho or,,,, o noJ,
raised IN ,b,. s,,,e 1b ,, it.t , ~ b,r, ,,j,,,
for c,,,c ,,,lc ,ho,o ,t. ,h,.. ,c,,,
AGO i, turning on, product, cn,;rc, o, ~ harmon, with
food vaIue, Tho farm, bb ,,,,,od ,, ,h,, ,,o,,d ts
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

The lady OF many portable possc'.
SionS was moving from town to the
'ea'horc for the summer A cab had
been thought big enough 10 convey her
and her property to the station. and the
cahman sat there. passing from one
stage oi disgust To another still deeper.
while his vehicle, inside and out. wa,
piled high with a miscellaneous as
Softmen, OF cherished belongings. AZ
last the task Of loading came To an end.
Us ,ha, alp" inquired the cabman with
polite increduliy YES" was the re.
ply The cabman looked surprised
Seems a pity" he calculated, TO leave
the doorstep"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Our Daily Birthday PARTY.

Charles T. Hughes. republican candi.
date l'r ptc,ldrn, IN the 1910 election.
born at Gleus Falls, N Y, S. years
ago today
William K Wilcox. chairman oi tho
republican national committee. born al
Smyrna. y Y. 81 years ago today.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Fifty Years Ago Today.
twenty-five Years Ago Today.
One Year Ago Today in the War.

April II, i9lo-rrcmcndous ar,il.
lcry duelS reported ON the Italian front;
Germany admitted torpedoing several
vessels, but not the Sussex; scarcity ~
shipping aroused fear ni food shortage
IN Great Britain; Spanish steamer San
tandcrno sunk by submarine. four lost
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
'HIST0RYBITS.
One Hundred Years AGO Today.

lSl7-At Dar,moor. Eng a man sold
his wife IN the open market place for
two gulneaS
Seven,y-Five Years Ago Today.
lSl2-Rt Rev John England. first
Catholic bishop c Charleston. 8. C.,
died at Charleston Born az Cork.
Ireland, Sept ., l7S6.
Fifty Years Ago Today.
lSu7-A board OF officers reported iav-
orably on the selection Of League Is.
land, near Philadelphia, as the site Tor
new navy yard
Twenty-Five Years Ago Today.
1872 French chamber Of deputies
voted W0OoOO0 franc, for an cxpedi.
ton against Dahomey
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

The county courthouse has the appearance Of a melting
pot these days yellow brown white black and red person,
being regular customers shipment, Of the liquid
which is The basis oi hghbas and alMlalsd hcyerage,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

President Wilson gracousy gave half an hour Of time
to Former President Roosevelt who has volunteered hi,
services major general the news dispatches do not
state il Colonel Roosevelt offered a. enlist
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

AhyHlning from the Demon Rum
isn't going 10 make a success ou, OF A
man. despite the arguments OF the Re
former, We know a whole lot oi Per.
icctly Good Icc,o,alcrS who haven't
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

Wisconsin proposes to vote on statewide prohibition
and the indication is that the number OF dry vote, cas-,
will make Milwaukee more amou, than ever
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Rnyiaed

rms ls brilliant thought vow,
And i may bring laugh.
loonH fnd one half the world knows how
To work the other half,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Mercyl

Some girls have even tsmpcrs while
Others are liable 10 ily of the handle
al any moment But what We started
t. say was that Helen Spots live; at
Hinton, ". Va.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
OLDSToRIES.'
IN New
Twenty Years Ago.
-1t0m INe T'INHS FILES

John Golobie OF Guthrie was up yes
;erday,
d NJ Kirkbrde Of Wichita. Kan. /,
visiting his friend, J II Everest.
Charles Hunter OF Enid was in The
city today.
Doctor Munger returned last night
from Chandler. where he ha, been az
tending those wounded by the cyclone.
John Shields wen; to Fl Reno yc,-
terday
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Our Daily Speeial

c A. Wonder live, in Faribault
Wis
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

There IS no such thing as luck" OBJ
served the Sage
Did YOU ever have set OF iourS
beaten asked the Fool
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Fifteen Years Ago


Fifteen Years Ago.
Mr. BrouCh OF the wholesale grocery
firm OF Carroll Brough & Robinson is
removing his family to this city from
Texas They Will reside a, Ninth and
Walnut
). NJ Gloyd. the lumber dealer, de-
parted today Tor a business trip through
the eastern part OF the territory.
The percent increase Of manuiac,ur-
ing interests in Oklahoma City is Al.
most 100 percent for the past six
months
The Mise, Vcta Mcclure. Tren.
Turner Edna White. RUBY Richardson
and Mr. Charles ConnelIee OF this ci.v
attended the dance at Guthrie last
night
Mrs Horace Wilson went 10 Lawton
this morning
Ten Years Ago.
Mrs b q. Young. who is entcrtain-
ny Mrs n. II. Smock Of Ncwkirk.
will entertain tomorrow
Mrs !. VI AydeIotc Of Shawnee
came over today for the bridge party
given by Mrs George Liebcr
Mr. and Mrs II T. Judge Of Sioux
Falls, :. d., arc the guests OF Mr. and
Mrs J Harry lIamll
NJ and Mrs FL Clark and daugh.
ter. who have been visiting at the home
OF NJ and Mrs J. + Warren. departed
today Tor their home in Rensselaer,. Ind
~"
Miss Aline Hill and Mis-, Mabel Gil.
leSple went TO Shawnee today to attend
the !lks' ball this evening
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Luke McLnkn Saw,

There's Always Room at the Ton n
You Have a Good Foundation
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Representatives,
0DMK M0son
0(ooyv9tr I9l7
THE SPRING STUNT.

THE winters lci, me feeling faint,
but when I've got my Wind. rll
buy a quantity Of paint, all ready
mixed and timed And while yon
talk ot wars alarms, and grind Your
Saber true my house will have some
added charms; I'll paint i, pink ard
blue | won't neglect the sprngtime
stunt, to talk OF siege and wreck. il !
am needed at the front, You'll find me
there by heck but TIL hear the tocsin
sound, and see the helmets shine. I'll
spread the ochre all around with oil
and turpcntnc. When martial storic,
stir cur pride, and rumor wildly roamS.
we're all too prone to le, things slide
around our happy homes VIZ stand
around IN warlikc groups. and make
our iicnzicd brag. oi how we'll slly
the kuavc who whoopS base insults Al
the flag. And while we frame our
lurld vows to guard our native stores.
we al forget 10 milk the cows and do
the other chores But | shall paint
the ciStern pump until my country
calls, and then I'll answer. ON the
Jump, IN my TN overallS
One OF Yale's best football men. win,
is as generous in praise oi the work
ot his fellow athletes as he is modest
concerning his own. was showing a pirl
he had known some time abou, the prac
,icc field.
Sec, HarkinS. over there" he
asked, pointing to one Of the substi.
tutes In year he'll be our best man 4"
"Oh, Charlie" exclaimed the pirl.
bluShing This is so suddenr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11
Names Is Name,

Dan Metz wants some one 10 an,we,
this ono What doc, a coffee urn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-04-11

YYXr MI .11XE
AOAENtnOnA
s.HIC rAIYMN
j M0 ~VAOV4k
NJ, ,., - nun
viii take second view
Her look as Food ns new |
Described
We'll what do Won think NJ ~" |
asLed H. C,,.J. - - - -
al the magnii,cencc OF the Grand Can
Nol
Zee ~ exclaimed the City Man "It
,i ,poNS luSt IKE picture postcard,
doesn't II;
.,, No Joke
hnetc ~ n tact that You can't fout,',
...r n'lnAtHed Old Mr. komper,
''"h, 'o"S''hi use wears some things
H.. out oHuit
~,
on, ..., oh
r,,.. D' ,ou peiicNe mat vegetarian
~n,.,, ~ u'v''Hv' L''"', man VINO cats |
~. "N,n, ",N,u ., ,nJ va roEy IL,
~" n"T' replied the Crouch 1T only |
ouch
TI,L. w ."e ''R L'dS IN me k'ghy |
,,u""|' o'dn,h on me club has com.
P'"''''' ''''' M}fue hI'ier IN that town
r,,, i,.,,- "hYr
And nsss y, !, ',r ,,,, ,s very ,tGs'
Why are the things We want To- do
The Wise Fool.
here IS no such thing as lurk oh
served the Sage
"D,d Won 40 h..
L.,,o,, va eve. nave set OF tours
.,,,. Revised.
And il NAV 'hhSn, hsinc ,h2ugnt' ! vow
You'll find one. half the world knows hoo,
Mercy
some gif is nave even tempcrS. while
Vu'ct' are llable IN lily ou the handle
AZ any moment but what We started
!, say Wa' mat Helen SPOTS lives at
Well! Well!
J. Is. observes that the average
that # she ever needs l,trle dough
all she has 10 do is 10 rry
wL
rL,,. e.. "hod'
'"'' ~ uIdyman IN Detroit,
MINI, whose name is { McCar,
Another
Another Hin
WHO eIwoyy. ''u,n".' ,aiE.
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