Arizona republican., 1917-05-20
eBy Quite a Youth)

 A DISSERTATION ON oUADRU-
 FEDS
 tBY Quite a Youth) l want to write about fies-Ma says he is quadruped because he has more'n two legs I tried to count em, also his wings, but the darnd thing wouldn't keep still long enough. One thing l do know, he's got flat feet, and either his claws or beak, hurt like thunder when they stick you--I Won- der if every critter with flat foot is no good. Ikey Jacobs said. mule had flat feet, but I think he meant his pa, for all mules have frogs in feet, by which I don't mean those that croak, for mules frogs don't, but if one hits you. you bet you'll croak, for I saw that tried. There's one thing tho that l hate wors'n flies, and that's mess quitOeS. They are the nastiest thing on earth l don't know about their feet. but they've got a prod on them that pap says an Arizona cactus or porcupine's quill don't equal by a big per cent, and both those things are some stickers, believe me. for I had a 1 Choyah in me, and a quill in TowseeS nose tool got the Choyah out with nippers, but such a time as I had with the quill, would aggrivate a saint, be- | Wya. You could stick it in. but the | pullin out was awful hard. Continuin' i about mosquitoes.-Brother and sis and l l all sleep in one bed and every night 1 ies as l am gettin to sleep. here comes ! that buzzin. buZzin. devilish pack of 1 varmints. around my head, and if ma would only allow me to swear I'd cuss a mile. Brother don't seem to mind 1 them bit. but sis just screws, Wrig- i I | duck my head under covers, pull her 1 hair any-try every way to sleep, but it's no go. I .jes' think the Lord created both girls ard mosquitoes to torment a 1 feller He lets you kill mosquitoes and | if I had my way I'd do the same with gals:
 NOW READ THIS
 Have physicians operating chair cheap.
 Lawn mowers with or without at tachment
 Electric fans and oil stoves Refrigerators, all sizes, makes and kinds
 Gas ranges, BOG on dollar l Wood and coal ranges, every make.
 Large F gas, F coal. range for res t9urant; never used; cost s100. Price s60
 Camp stoves and gasoline ranges. Every kind of bed. s1.0O un Evo~v kind of springs. s100 up. You like brass. you bronze. you enamel, you col ors; come to Ford.
 A 40 ID. mattress is not A ID. l sell new 45 h. felt for sS50 Where can you find that? Buy a 40 ID. at the same price then weep
 Our line of cribs and childs beds, is comnlete. Prices low 2nd hand mattresses untarniShed. just one-third of regular price. All weights.
 Typewriter desks-lots of 'em.
 Roll top desks; all sizes.
 Library tabes-plenty
 Rugs and carpets: Here l win. Never had such a nice lot.
 Bamboo furniture full set
 Parlor mahogany: 3 fine pieces.
 Morris chair or leather rockers.
 Kitchen cabinets: all kinds.
 Dressers. going fast: 200 left.
 China closets or book cases, glass.
 Victrolas for hall or parlor.
 Fine flag on pole. beautiful decora = tion
 .Cash registers s125 for s60.00
 Counter or floor scales. The Toledo or Fairbanks. Very cheap. Encyclopedias histories. fiction medical, religious. school or any other book
 Clocks. watches pistols, guns tools : farm implements. harness. saddles, sep arators, machinery pumps. clothes trunks valises, crockery. hardware, tin ware. bedding tents. awnings, lamps and decayed false teeth(0
 Just bought full manicure and toi- let set. it's lovely. $500 buys it F~and new. II pieces. Pure white fin ish.
 Fumed oak unsoiled dining set: . . beauty. Cost complete S10000 Your. r for S25.0o. Golden oak or plain finisf , sets. much less price. [ Filing cabinets large or small, book. , or cases Some dandies.
 Office revolving book case. Very handsome.
 ton: handsomest article in stock Cos , Sl00 Price s2000.
 In htlffets we have lovely lot "'lairs and rockers. any quantity.
 all hat racks: china display racks
 2 of those large Rock Me to Sleep lea'her or leatherette rockers.
 T'outifu wicker library table ant chair.
 Want an organ? Take it. Want piano" S50.00 buys if guaranteed.
 Wont a cornet" Dandies. Want clarionct? Got the finest. Want ko dak or camera? Here. Want 5x7. s10 { camero for $50? Right here. Want !. Greene s375.00 shotgun for s10000 , Come across What do you want? h Come to Ford, Ford, Ford, a Wash machines. Barrel churns, gal i, vanized tanks. a Say, I've got a handsome music cab met
 f Japanese drop screens for porches- i, all widths; these are new and cheap. \ Bicycles for men and women. |, Gas water heater. patent dishwashel Il pulley blower, wash or sew machn motor, electric Is or 1 H. P. motor, l. H. r. basoline engine.
 Sew machines: ; New or 2nd hand Elegant dro
 heads: Singers. or any other brand. 'i Prices run from S400 to S25.00 Glendale, Ajo, Superior, Chandler z Buckeye Tempe. Magma, Prescott ' Clarkdale and all Arizona town.
 Here's to you. Pack and ship, withou n charge. goods to you. If crating neces o sary. I charge just labor and lumber
 I solicit your patronage.
 EORDS 2ND HAND STORES