Douglas Island news., 1917-03-23

sympathetic ears. He made it rule early m life never Co turn Che cold shoulder Co woman and that rule has been kept nyiolatc. True. keep ing it has frequently caused taIE among Che ncighbors, but virtue is its own reward.
 TO men of little experience as bcn- cdicts. however. tho Stroller fels that a few suggestions may not come umIss.
 In Che first place. Little Sun shine" got a line on you, otherwise you would still be single.
 In Che second place. Little Sun shine" is going Co keep that line ou you and it win become a checkrcIu Che first time you otompt Co side step Che course she has mapped out for you.
 You have enlisted "so long as you both shall live" and that means that thcrc is nothing for you, tho man Co do but just adjust your neck Co Che family yoke. 10 is up to you Go make Che wearing of chat yoke pleasant or ntcrspcrccd here and there with wind gals, just as you elect For il you stand hitchcI and keep out Of divorce courts. you are going Co wear Che yoke
 "Lituc Sunshine" may inter prct chat portion Of hc marriage ceremony. "to have and Co hold. literally and may insist on you sic ting around and holding her on your knee for few months. But don't fear lcg-paralysis. She win soon get over that.
 so long as "Ootsic Toots.c" flies Co you when you come home tn tAe evening. it win bc smooth sailing. But when she begins Co Gy at you. look out for squalls. CThc word squalls" here is used n marine sonscl
 The SroIcr's experience is that a woman really enjoys catching her husband u lie occasionally but don't lay yourself out Go become % specialist u chat limo. "sravbcr- r.cs and Cream" win catch you of- ten enough without special effort on your part.
 Another thiuE. It don't do any good Co blow your breath hard on your coat sleeve before entering Che house. 10 may kim it momoutar.ly but Che third OF fourth breath win Doe as strong as @ brewery Neither win % pipe EiI it, and there is no use Co say you were taken suddenly wifh % cramp.
 In an well regulated families there is code of uuvrlt,ou signals This code is always prepared by Che wife for the husbands benefit and while strangers win never notice them. many % husband is kept iu fear and trembling for hours by a mere look or a motion of an cyclld -his vitc's cyclid. The man meyer uses thc code. Uc is thc receiving operator
 Never argue with "Pet" IT she tells you black is white, admit it You may say 10 used Co be white. but say it under your breath.
 If "Doyic" is libc her mother OF grandmother. and she is. she can switch from "Five Hundred" Co "Old Hundred" without batting an cyc You win be expected Co follow suit More than that. you win follow suit
 Should "Chocolatc Drops" take notion she wants Grace said at Che family table. you might as wou mcm- orIzc 9 little spell and go Co it
 You may Doe half dead with % cold but if you mention a hot foldy "Llulc Toots" win say you are sham ming and lose all interest iu your case ot once.
 Should "Lovic Pct" wake you at 9 a. m. with Che information that there is a burglar In the house. get up at once although you are surc it Is but her imagination. If you fan over half a dozen chairs and break toe OF two. don't say anything. for what you would be liable to say uu- der such circumstances might shock "Loyie Pet"
 Should you see Sweetness" talk ing Co Che Stroller, don't Doe alarmed. Hc may know an about you. but he belongs Co tho Brotherhood Of Man and never peaches.
 If Honey Love" receives a letter from some old friend of hers that you never heard of. take as much inter est in it as you can muster up. even though it may be as dry as a bak- ing powder advertisement
 lf "Sweete Kijlcts" mentions some boy sweetheart Of long ago. act as though you are jealous. She will take pleasure tn ntmaung that there -l---ll-llll,