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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09

Mary Atkins, who for three years
was a teacher of Home Economics
in the Burns School for mountain
whites in Kentucky, will be a guest
of the women of the State College of
Washington on February 13 and will
address the students at their assem-
bly, period.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09
Don't 3, !''''' Saturday Specials SANDER. A!

TO RENT-Furnished or unfur-
Tished house; located on Star Route
St; . rooms and bath. Inquire at
Herald office. feb2-9
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09

If you are thinking of buying life,
health or accident insurance it will
be to your advantage to see my
policies first. VIM. M. Porter.
ian1 Of
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09
CARD OF THANKS

We desire to hereby express our
sincere gratitude for the Kindness
and sympathy of the Pullman friends
at the funeral of Mrs. John Gustaf-
son.
JOHN GUsTAFsoN.
LETTIE HAYES.
JOHN HAYES.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF
FINAL ACCOUNT

In the Superior Court of Whitman
County, State of Washington.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Thomas Matejoviz, Deceased,
Notice is hereby given that Frank
Zalesky the administrator of the es-
tate of Thomas Matejoviz, deceased,
has rendered and presented for set
item ent and filed in said Court his
final account of his administration
of said estate, and that Saturday,
the 18th day of February, 1917, at
the hour of 1915 o'clock a. M, Of
said day, at the court room of said
Court, in the City of Colfax. Whit
man County, State of Washington,
has been duly appointed by the said
Court for the settlement of said ac-
count, at which time and place any
person interested in said estate may
appear and file his exceptions in writ
ing to said account and contest the
same.
Dated Colfax, Wash, January 10.
1917.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1917-02-09
SEED WHEAT

Early Baart Spring Wheat. all
splendidly cleaned, ready for seeding
Call up Frank NJ. Slagle, phone 321,
or come to p. c. & l. Co. office on
Grand St, Pullman, to see it. Price
$500 per bushel. feb9tf
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1917-06-21

have just received lot Of La
dies genuine imported Peruvian Pan
anna Hats. Just the thing for sum-
mer wear. Priced at SO to $6.
MRS. l.. G. HERREN.
WALL PAPER BUYERS ATTEN.
TTON, 1915 BARGAINS. Assortment
never better. Nearly entire line at
last years prices.
Case Furniture Co.
Harley Sprouts Of Monument was
in the city Monday.
Miss Neva Chidsey has taken po-
sition at Maxwell's Fountain of
Sweets.
Mrs. Lucy T. Wedding has re-
turned from a visit Of two weeks in
Portland.
N. M. Johnson, prosperous Goose
berry farmer, spent few hours in
this city Monday.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03
NEGLECT OF WATER MAINS
COSTING 81, 900 A YEAR.

A couple of years ago, when
we were agIts.i.ng better fire pro-
lection for Hickman, fire insur-
anee men-aso agitators- met
with our business men and assur-
ed us with a good fire engine,
hose and other prescribed equip
ment, we might expect saving
OF approximately 10 per cent on
our fire insurance. Every re-
quiremeDr of the, Insurance COM
P1n'es has been met, except the
local light and power company
has not made the required i'm
pr"vsinent On some of the mains.
Our recollection is that Mr..
Moorehead, then Vice President
of the company, promised TO do
their part, but for some reason
the matter has been overlooked,
In consequence of which the peo-
pie of Hickman are paying at
least an extra $1,000 a year ON
their Insurance. AT the same
time we get no credit for having
a fire engine and company. All
We have done still avails nothing
In the way of saving until the
mains are put in the required
condition 1t seems that 1t would
be in line with the duty of the
city council TO give this matter
prompt and vigorous attention
Even if there was no promise OF
an insurance reduction, it would
be TO the public interest TO do
away with the dead end mains
in order that the maximum ser
vice might be rendered by the
department when needed.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03
HICKMAN CHAUTAUQUA
DATE JULY 6-7-8-e-1O.

Hickmanites will have no kick
coming this year because the Red
path chautauQua dates come too
early. Last year, the chautan-
qua hit us during the blackber-
ry winter" season, but there was
no delaying it we simply donned
our overcoats and ear-muffs and
took 'er In. When the contract
was presented for signatures for
the present year, we had our in
ming and refused to be a party to
a winter chautauQua. Realizing
that we are sticklers for warm
weather dates, Harry Harrison,
general manager, informs the Cou-
rier that our date this year will
be July to 10 inclusive Tor 11th,
If no Sunday program is given) /,
which begins ON Friday.
In due season, the program
win appear in these columns.
Mr.. Thomas, manager of the s.
day circuit, informs Us that q
most excellent program has been
arranged for this year.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03

ton clothes everything with rain
bow hues; they little think that
every rose has its thorn, every
pleasure its corresponding grief.
They are eager to be off. The
path Is narrow; on either side
are yawning precipices which
threaten to enbgulf them at ev-
cry step; numerous and enticing
bypaths seek to lure them from
the marrow way that leads to
safety and honor. Here II is
that the council of Christian
mothers take root In their hearts
and their saint4ike faces wiz 60
before them ON their journey,
guiding stars whose CLEAN cannot
be extinguished, no matter how
hard the storms of temptation
may beat upo them.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03
MRS. MAGGIE SCOTT
ANSWERS FINAL SUMMONS.

Mrs. Maggie, wife Of lsom
Scott, died at her home in the
vicinity of Brownsville, Thursday
night, after a short illness OF
anasorca. Her infant, only a few
hours old, died the previous week
Besides her husband, Mrs. Scott
y survived by three small chill
dren.
This good lady was only "A
years of age-jost at the high
meridian of life-and her untime-
ly death was a great blow to
lowed ones and friends.
The body was laid to rest at
the Beech Grove cemetery FRI
day.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03
coAn11ss1oNER,s SALE.

Fulton Circuit Court, KY.
G. A. Wilson and Myrtle Will
son, piaintiffs, against Jessie Har-
per end Dee Harper, Defendants
Equity.
By virtue Of a Judgment and
EOrder of sale of Fulton Circuit
Court, rendered at the January
term, thereof, 1917, in the a
bove cause, for the sum Of
$400. 90 with interest at the rate
of 6 per cent per annum until
paid, and costs herein, shall pro-
ceed to offer for sale at the
Court House door, In Hickman,
KY, to the highest bidder, at
PUBLIC AUCTION, on Monday,
the 7th day Of May, 1917, at 10
.. M, or thereabout, (being Cir
cult Court Day. upon . credit OF
6 months, or for cash, the follow
ing described property, towit:
A part Of the seq Of Sec. is,
T. 1, B S w, on the Dyersburg
road, containing IA acres, more
or Len, q shown In Deed Book
No. 80, page 527, County Court
Clerk . office.
For the purchase price, the pur-
chaser, with approved security or
securities, must execute bond,
bearing legal interest from date
- --r---x.1 A. =
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03
COMMISSIONERS SALE.
Fulton Circuit Court, KY.
Turk Wilson Co, Plaintiff,

Fulton Circuit Court, KY.
Turk Wilson Co, Plaintiff,
Against
G. M. Ross, Defendant Equity.
By virtue of q Judgment and
Order of Sale Of the Fulton Cir
cult Court, rendered at the JAM
uary Term, thereof, 1917, in the
above cause, for the sum of
$2O16.71 with interest, and the
costs herein, / shall proceed to
offer for sale at the Court House
door in Hickman, KY, to high
est bidder, at PUBLIC AUCTION,
on Monday the 18th day Of May
1917, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, or
thereabouts (being Circuit Court
day., upon q credit Of 6 months
or for cash the following describ
ed property, towit: A certain lot
or parcel of land lying IN Hick-
man, KY, towit Lot No. Is, IA
Richmond and Bond Addition 10
the City of Hickman. Also three
other lots located in Hickman,
KY, and shown on the map o.
plot Of the City Of Hickman =
lots NoA 10, 20 and "a IA Mongel-
side Addition.
For the purchase price, fhsput-
chaser, with approved security
or securitie4 munt execute Bo0dS
bearin~ Invel i,,tnr>-e fp,n 49,:
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03

A Mrs. 90 Smith, who said
she was from about Cottage
Grove, Tenn, and who had been
In the hospital here, bought =
ticket from Paris but left the
train at some point between
here and Paris, leaving her few
days old baby IN the toiaef
where It was found By the com
ductor who turned Il Over 70 the
authngifies It Paris. - Galloway
Times.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03

We are certainly blessed with
an unusual number of bright little
boys in this community. Little
tots just starting on lfe's jour-
ney. They stand upon the thresh-
hold of Life with foot uplifted and
hand outstretched ready to be-
gin the journey, and happy IN an
ticipation of the beautiful and
wonderful things they expect to
see. To them all II bright and
promising, no thought Of evh
crosses their minds; their imagine
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03

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The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1917-05-03

1922 4<A1(C 10 w. OAAi &AVt4Ot &@@-
grtdtest of teachers; even though
she is sometimes tardy in her
lessons A good, old friend of
the Courier 's-,his name makes
no difference--who paid us a
social visit Friday, IN the course
of conversation, says that after
6S years of experience he rs
just learning the value of simple
ity. We believe he is one of
the few contented men In Hick-
man to-day, but a saga philiso-
pher. AT his age, he says, only
three material things are actual
ly needed by a NATURALIZATION,
food and raiment, while employ
ment is certainly essential to
peace of mind and longevity.
From a leader of men and
man once prominent In public at
fairs, our friend has settled
down to life of peaceful con-
misunderstanding no one his
possessions or reputation He, too
is a veteran of worldly battles.
The lines of care are stamped in
delibly ON his face. Like so
many of us, in the May day OF
young, robust manhood, the beau
ty and fragrance of the early
morn were lost-while he pur-
sued the phantom shadows of de
fusion, like probably YOU and
are doing now--never pausing to
remember that paths of glory
lead but to the grave. Today
he prizes peace of mind and hls
humble position with the Mengel
Box Co. as worth more than the
presidency of railroad and ITS
Nightmares of worry and vexa-
ton.
Pride and Ignorance, he says,
are the two great curses today;
the first vandals of our social
system which rob us of happiness
and happiness, after all, is the
one chief end of all human exis-
tenee- In the ten years we've
known this gentleman, it is APP
parent to us that his life grows
brighter with each passing day.
He is always smiling-uniformiy
pleasant and kind to all with
whom he comes in contact. To
him, every day the chaliee of
life is brim full of happiness and
While he is q man
Of modest means, no millionaire,
surrounded with pomp and splen-
dor---wealth and a5mbition-is half
50 happy. AS long," he says, a.
find others-their mental at
tainments and Opportunities con-
sidered-who are worse off than
me, i shall never complain
have learned to look at those be-
low rather than above me, for
of comparison 1t must
be admitted that unhappiness and
follow the desire for
more worldly goods than one ac-
tually needs. Because others have
more than / is no cause for wor-
~, if / have what i need.
When all of US Learn this SIM
pie lesson we shall be happier
and the world brighter. Mr.
, passed the half century
mark before he paused and com
sidered seriously that old scrip
tural lesson, of vanity and vexa-
ton of spirit Young generations
would do well to profit by his
68 years experience-which has
taught him that wealth alone nev-|
or bought q moment q read happl-
ness - while cOntentment, as
cheap as the air we breath, leads
directly to it. Your wealth will
buy q Lot of things, all kinds OF
luxuries 1t brings, but you can
take it to the mart, and buy
glad, contented heart.
We are certainly blessed with
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26

CONTINUED on Third Page.)
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
HE WAS ONLY POOLING
That's Why He Threw Bricks Through
Factory Window

John sowa was sentenced to forty
days in Jail by Judge James Meskill
in the police court this morning for
playful pastime of hurting bricks
through windows at the North &
Judd factory at the boss who dis
CHARGED him Tuesday morning, but
then. John said he was "only fool
ing" and that he was not mad on the
boss" Sowa was charged with
drunkenness and injury to private
property. Policeman William Hayes
arrested him at tho gate house at the
factory yesterday on complaint. Will
liam r. Rehm, a foreman at the fac
tory, testified last Tuesday noon
Sowa threw stones at the factory and
repeated the offense yesterday noon.
Rehm went out and grabbed him and
found anothed stone in his pocket.
Sowa's swan song just before SEN
tence was imposed was, Don't send
me to Jail. want to go in the army"
For honestly admitting that the
policeman had the goods on him
Eugene Beach, charged with reckless
driving, was fined the minimum of
$25 and costs. He Is alleged to have
been speeding on Church street last
night.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
City items
GOODNESS Of Aunt Delia's Bread

Goodness Of Aunt Delia's Bread
lvt.
E. L. Teich of 3ss South Main
rect telephoned to the police this
Forming that the first car to Berlin
tent down the Sand Bank hill so
LIST the trolley wire was torn down
nd was hanging very low. The police
Dtified the Connecticut company TO
AXE repairs.
Hose company No. l was called out
still alarm about $3.50 O'CLOCK
lis morning to put out fire IN an
ia receiver in the rear Of ShupacK
ock on Main street. The fire was
Etinguished with chemical
Four more New Britain men enlist
| in the regular army infantry at
artford yesterday. They are Guis-
bpe CiareIIo, Sebasti Anourso, John
earmano and Giuseppe Petrozelli.
Fred Norton, formerly employed at
e local passenger station baggage
om and later at the Bristol depot,
u taken up his residence in Spring.
Id.
Water rents due. Interest added
ednesday, Aug. ADV.
Paul Phil, son of Rev. G. E. Phil,
stor of the Swedish Bethany church
y passed the limitations for en-
knce to Annapolis Naval Academy
Id has begun his studies although
intends to return to Yale in time
receive his degree. He was an
NOR student in the New Britain
gh school.
The Working Girls club will place
exhibition this evening from 1870
1000 o'clock at the clubs head
|arters, the work done in the dress
liking and the Red Cross classes
ring the winter months
John J. Donahue has transferred
operty on Francis street to Annie
Larson
Property at "a Fairview street,
ned by George X. Krah of Hart
ID, has been transferred to Theo-
re W. Krah.
An inventory of the estate of the
g Joseph Ibitz, filed by the ap-
users, Harry Morton and George
timer, places a total valuation Of
500 on the estate. This includes a
| zee of property on West and Whit
] IN streets
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
NEWFOUNDLAND FEARS FAMINE

st. Johns. N. F.. July 26.-Mid-
summer heralding the approach Of
cold weather, finds the colony Of
with the problem Of food supply and
control for the coming winter Not
only is the island as a whole depen-
dent upon the United States and Can
ada for its supplies of flour. pork.
salt beef, sugar and many other arti-
cles of good, but hundreds OF COM
munttes along its seaboard of 5000
miles are cut off from importation Of
any commodities during five months
of the year These settlements are
served only by a freighting fleet Of
steamers and schooners which bring
in a years food supply from St.
Johns.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
RED CROSS Is ABSOLUTE
Each War Relief Organization to BE
Dealt With Separately Following

Disagreement on Shipments.
New York, July 26.-The Red Cross
committee on cooperation will treat
separately with each Of the independ-
ent war relief organizations for col
lecting and forwarding supplies to
Europe according to an announce
ment today because of the inability
of the federal council Of the allied
war relief charities to reach an agree
ment with the international society
This announcement was made by
Judge Lovett, chairman OF the Red
Cross committee, who added that in
less than six weeks all avenues of
distribution of relief through the.
American clearing house at Paris
would be closed to all organizations
except the Red Cross.
Judge Lovett explained that be-
cause of the lack of transportation
facilities abroad the Paris agency had
been forced to limit the distribution
in this way and could not accept spe-
cial small shipments for interior hos
pitfalls in France at any special mo-
ment after September /. Judge Lovett
further explained that the Red Cross
was not attempting to establish
charity monopoly but called atten-
ton to the fact that there was liable
to be a great demand for cargo space
and that those who could not COM
mand 1t, or pay for it, might expert
ence considerable difficulty in con-
tinuing their work.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
EVENTS TONIGHT

lyceum theater, masterpiece photo
lductionS. ttT
High class photo = drama, Fox
later.
Vaudeville and moving pictures,
eney's theater.
New Britain Turner society meets
! Turner hall.
Lexington lodge, I. o. 0. F., meets
Jr. o. L. A. NJ. hall.
Landers' camp, NJ. w. A, meets at
/ Church street.
Emmett club meets at 321 Main
eet.
Sir Francis Drake lodge, S. of St.
meets in Vega hall
New Britain aerie, F 0. E., meets
/ Eagles hall.
Journeymen BARRIERS union meets
"a Church street.
Camp No. 13, P. 0. of A, meets in
A. r. hall.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26

AS result Of the campaign
which the Herald is waging to deter
mine the name Of all men Of this city
who have enlisted in some branch of
military service, over 100 of the
above blanks have been received at
this office. TO say that the people are
cooperating and heartily responding
to the idea is unnecessary. After the
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26

list is complete it will be published III
the Herald.
It is known that a number OF the
young men of this city enlisted in
Hartford and 1T is thought that this
city received no credit for their en-
listments To avoid a recurrence Of
this, fill out the above blank II you
have son or kinsman in the mil
itary and send it to the editor Of this
paper. Fill out the blank now.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
ONE-LEGGED HERO HONORED

Paris July 26.-The newest mem
Der Of the Legion of Honor is Private
Charles Caulet, who, despite the am
putation OF his leg to save child who
was drowning when the steamer La
Madjerda was torpedoed. Caulet
plunged into the water rescued the
child and. by his GOODNESS and cour-
age set an example for others that
materially aided rescue work.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
NEEDS FTREMEN AT HOME,

Boston, July 26.-Fire Commission
err John Grady is seeking to prevent
a depletion Of the fire department
through enlistment Of firemen in va
rious branches of government SER
vice. He has asked the local public
safety committee to try to secure the
release of a number Of men already
enlisted.
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26
CONDITIONING CLASS GROUNDS.
Acting PHYSICAL Director Carl G..

Carlson OF the Y. M. c. A, has
announced that the conditionins
classes which he will conduct for
drafted men will be held in two open
spaces south of the Y. M. c. A. build
ing. 1t was originally intended to use
Walnut Hill park. The men will be
allowed to use the Y. M. c. A. baths
after their exercises
New Britain herald., 1917-07-26

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3671
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3462
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Middletown transcript., 1917-11-24
A PHILADELPHIA NURSE WILL
ADVISE TOWNSPEOPLE

Philadelphia, Pa.-"When get a
cold I resort to DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, which I cannot
praise enough.
GAS for the Fayorite Prescription l
never have case of expectancy that
I do not recommend it. They all say
they would not do without it.
"As for 'Anuric,' my kidneys and
back were so bad that I had to turn
down several cases. After taking the
Anuric tablets the relief was wonder
full. I am relieved of the backache
and am feeling fine.
"When I feel dizzy and drowsy I
go for Pleasant pellets and in "a
hours I feel fine"
II could go On with praise Of DR..
Pierce's valuable remedies, but space
will not permit. If anyone calls on
me I can tell them better than | can
write."-MRS. LOUISA BLANCHARD,
2670 Sepviva St.-Adv.
Middletown transcript., 1917-11-24
OUR BOYS IN FRANCE AND
HOME PROTECTION

The men on the firing line represent
the pick of our American youth. One in
four of our boys at home was sick, re-
jected because of physical deficiency.
Many times the kidneys were to blame.
If we wish to prevent old age coming
on too soon if we want to increase
our chances for a long life, DR.. Pierce of
the Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y, says
that you should drink plenty Of water
daily between meals Then procure at
your nearest drug store Anuric double
strength). This An-u-ric drives the uric
acid out and cures backache and rheuma-
tiSm.
If we wish to keep our kidneys in the
best condition diet of milk and vege-
tables with only little meat once day,
is the most suitable. Drink plenty Of
pure water, take Anuric three times day
for a month.
Step into the drug store and ask for
Anuric eco cents a package) or send DR..
Pierce zoe for trial pkg. Anuric, many
times more potent than lithia, often elm
mates uric acid as hot water melts su-
gar. A short trial will convince you.
Middletown transcript., 1917-11-24
Method in His Madness.

A story brought from Camp Funs-
ton, says the Kansas City Star: A
young draft soldier paced the parade
ground alone. STOPPING suddenly he
picked up small block Of wood, stud
led it a moment, and cast it aside with
the remark: 'That amt it, Walk
ing farther, he stopped and brought up
a scrap Of paper scanned it, and
threw it away, again saying: "That
amt it." A third pause minute
later brought his attention to cigar
cite stub, but close scrutiny brought
the same rejection, "That amt it."
His captain stood within hearing,
watching the draft soldier closely. 1t
was apparent the young mans men
tality was wavering. The guard was
called, and the patient was sent to the
hospital. The next day the captain
went to the hospital with the patients
discharge papers. On their delivery,
the sufferer held the papers up to the
light, examined them closely. and then
announced:
"That's it,