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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Tennis Courts Too Wet
For Tournament Start

Unable to practise on account of
the poor condition of the tennis
courts due to the bad weather, the
opening of the Camp Hill High
School class series which was to
have taken place yesterday was
postponed until next Tuesday after
noon. The schedule for the opening
will be Howard Sechrist VS.. Clar-
ence Stephenson; Mary Strobe VS..
Rebecca Kilborn; Richard Hamme
VS.. Edward Harrison.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Strickley's Bat Defeats
Galahad Team, 6-2

Using his bat with telling effect
last night Shickley, catcher, for the
Stanley team, was the big factor in
the defeat of the Galahad team, 6
to 2. He had two triples, one with
the bases loaded, his work behind
the bat was of a high caliber. john
son pitched superb ball for the vic
tors, making ten of his opponents
fan the air. The summary:
r. II. E.
Galahads ..... 0 3 % /
Stanley ........ 4 X-6 .
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Triple Play For Utica;
Scranton Wins Game

Scranton, Pa, May 10.-Utica was
defeated, to l, in the opening State
League game in Scranton yesterday.
The locals rallied in the eighth,
scoring three runs. Buckles pitching
and a triple play by Utica featured.
The weather kept the crowd down.
Gpnra
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
DE PALMARACES
AT UNIONTOWN
Entry List Includes Many Fa-
nous Drivers; Expect
Records

Cniontown, Pa, May 10.-Fifteen
automobile drivers. including Ralph
De Palma, Barney Oldfield and Ralph
Mulford, faced the starter to-day in
the annual contest for the Universal
Trophy, to be run at the Uniontown
Speedway. The race is for the dis
tance of 1924 miles. or 100 laps OF
the saucer-shaped board track. Prize
awards offered amount to $4,000.
Famous Drivers Participate
1t was in contest for the Univer-
sal Trophy last December at the open
ing of the local speedway that Hughie
Hughes and Frank Calvin, drivers.
and a mechanician. were killed when
Galvin's car crashed into the press
stand. Following is list of entries:
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Detroit took both games from
Cleveland yesterday by the scores of
to 1 and . to /. The Tigers ham
mered the Cleveland pitchers for fif-
teen hits in the second game.
Boston and Washington split even
yesterday in a double-heade the
former winning the first game to 1
and the Senators coping the second
4 to 3.
After Williams had given st. Louis
two runs in the first inning yesterday
he was replaced by Cicotte, who held
the Browns scoreless, and Chicago
won out by the score of 4 to 9.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
LANCASTER TO HAVE SHOOT

Lancaster, Pa, May 10.JThe Lam
caster Gun Club will hold an all-day
shoot on it's grounds tomorrow.
managed by II. L. Worthington. of
Baltimore. Shooters will be present
from Philadelphia, Atlantic City,
Harrisburg. York, Reading and 9TH
er places. and among them will be
Mrs. Vogel, of Detroit, and "Chief'
Bender.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Doings in Big Leagues
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Chicago started it's eastern inva-
sion yesterday at Brooklyn when the
Dodgers went under by the score of
to 3. 1t was the only game in the
National League. Brooklyn had a
three-run lead up to the sixth, when
Coombs weakened and was knocked,
from the box. Smith. who relieved
him. was unable to stop the slugging
SoX
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
|PARADES MARK
BLUE RIDGE START
Many New Faces in the Lea
que; Local Boys Hold
ing Jobs


Another shell burst in fhe baseball
world this afternoon when the Blue
Ridge League teams pulled away
from their moorings and launched
out into the 1917 baseball sea. The
activities of this league will be
watched carefully by Harrisburg
fans as there are a number of local
boys holding down jobs in the
league.
The opening schedule for to-day
was Hanover at Gettysburg; Hagers-
town at Chambersburg and Fred
erick at Martinsburg. The openings
in each of the towns were ushered
in with elaborate programs and
parades.
Teams Arc Strong
All of the teams in the league
entered the season with strong line
ups and although many new faces
were seen the manner in which they
handled themselves on the diamond
indicates big season for the league.
Ike McCord, manager and star for
ward of the Harrisburg Independent
basketball team is one of the local
lads who has signed a contract to
play in the league. He will hold
down the second bag on the Hagers-
town team. There are several other
Harrisburg ball players in the
league.
Eddie Hooper and Country Nor
ris the only managers who were held
over from last season with but few
exceptions presented the same line
ups as last season and the other
teams will be almost entirely new.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Scattering Shot From
the Trap and Field
BY PETER p. CARNEY

(Edltor National Sports Syndicate)
William IS. Severn or the Whites
by breaking 419 out of 45O targets
won high average honors in the
Philadelphia Trapshooters' League.
He was the winner, too, in 1914.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10

Old Sol poked his nose out to-day
and the baseball fans smiled for the
first time in a week. 1t was rather
cool for a baseball start, but indica-
tions were that the atmosphere
would warm up.
Harrisburg is again moving in the
baseball world. Manager George
Cockill with the assistance of lib
eral patronage promises to keep this
city on the baseball map. There is
no stronger advertisement than a
ball team that is doing something all
the time.
What will happen when the base
ball tax is in force remainsto be seen.
No one will venture the results. The
United States needs money to carry
on the war and the small tax inn
posed on baseball patrons, according
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10

Since the first question about
south paw trapshooters came up we
are hearing from them every little
while. The Milan (Als.) Club boasts
of two portsiders at the traps -
Grover Chapman ana j. L. Reed.
Reed does everything else but shoot
with his right hand.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Baseball Summary
RESULTS OF YESTERDAYS GAMES
National League


National League
Chicago. I: Brooklyn, s.
All other games postponed.
American League
Boston. 1: Washington, l.
Washington, a. Boston. 3; second
game.
Detroit. 4: Cleveland. l.
Detroit 9; Cleveland. /; second
game.
Chicago. 1: st. Louis, ..
other clubs not scheduled.
International League
Rochester, .; Newark, 0.
Montreal. 9; Baltimore, 4.
Buffalo Richmond postponed, rain.
ronto-Providence not scheduled.
New York state League
Scranton, 4; Utica, /.
other games postponed, rain.
Allison Hill League
Stanley, 6; Galahad, ..
WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY
American League
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
New York at Chicago.
Boston at Detroit.
Washington at Cleveland.
O National League
ST. Louis at Philadelphia.
CINCINNATI at New 1Orh.
Chicago at Brooklyn.
Pittsburgh at Boston.
International League
Providence at Toronto.
Baltimore at Montreal.
Richmond at Buffalo.
Newark at Rochester.
New York state League
Elmira at Harrisburg.
Utica at Scranton.
Syracuse at Wilkes Barre.
Binghamton at Reading.
Allison Hill League
Reading VS.. Rosewood.
Lucknow shop League
Planning Mill VS.. Storehouse.
WHERE THEY PLAY TOMORROW
National League
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Chicago at Brooklyn.
Cincinnati at New York.
Pittsburgh at Boston.
American League
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
Boston at Detroit.
New York at Chicago.
Washington at Cleveland.
New York State League
Binghamton at Harrisburg.
Elmira at Reading.
Utica at wilkes Barre.
Syracuse at Scranton.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
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GG Gz1zxuz0 Rice
Copyright The Tbunel.


, 1917, The Tribune Association (New York Tr
The 1911 Color Scheme
Blood and flame
So the world turns red
Where the glow of the game
Hovers over the dead;
Flame and blood
Where the red drifts curl
And the crimson flood
Is an endless whirl;
Flame and blood by the hill and stream,
Blood and flame in the dreams we dream,
Where out the road that is gushing red
The earth drives on to its fate ahead.
Win or lose
That's whim of Fate
For none may choose
When the Red Gods wait
Through the gush and flash
From the endless roar
Where the great guns crash
And the flesh spurts gore:
Flame and blood are the flowers rife
That bloom alone in the yards of life
Where out the road that is gushing red
The world drives on to its fate ahead.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10

Birds and animals protected by
the laws of Arizona cannot be sold
in that State.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10

1918 will be five days duration-Oc-
tober l to 5.
The A. \. T. a. awards medals to
shooters who average so per cent. or
better-and every one shoots his own
race. Progressive medals are given
to those who average so, 60 and rs.
1854 medals were given to shooters
who averaged 70 or better last year
as follows: 75 per cent, 520; so,
293; So, 15S; 80, ~; 80, II.
10000 of the 100000 acres of
Pennsylvania forest reserves have
been turned over to the State Game
Commission for game preserves.
The E. I. dupont de Nemours Co.
is offering a sterling silver watch
charm to clubs for competition
among its amateur members. This
company, too. is offering trophies to
clubs who have five or more women
shooters who want to participate in
matches among themselves.
a bounty of ten cents each has
been placed on the heads of crows
by the State of Indiana.
Soldiers and sailors are exempt
from taking out hunting licenses in
Kansas.
1t is unlawful for a nonresident
to shoot, hunt, fish or trap in Arkan-
sas at any season of the year.
Ohio is paying a bounty of 81
each for hawks.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
AMERICAN LEAGUE

At st. Louis HE.
Chicago -. 103 0 0 90 ii IL 1
st. Louis :. 2 o 90 0 0 OK
Batteries-Williams Cicotte and
Schalk; Groom and Severeil. Um-
pires, Nallin and Evans.
At Washington, 1st game. r. HE
Boston 80. 1 90 o 001 % 9 0
Washington. l 0O00 % 0 O-1 5 3
Batteries-Shore and Agnew; Du-
mont and Henry. Umpires, Dineen
and Owens.
At Washington, I'd game. r. HE.
Boston -. 90 Dol Ia 6
Washington. 1 0001O 2x-4 5 j
Batteries - Mays and Thomas;
Shaw and Ainsmith. Umpires, Di-
neen and Owen.
At Detroit, 1st game r. He.
Cleveland 0 % / 0 0 0 0 0-1 .
Detroit -. 90 0O02O Oft IA
Batteries-Klepfer and O'Neill
Ehmke and Spencer Umpires, Hill
debrand and O'Laughlin.
At Detroit, I'd game r. HE
Cleveland 10000 01000-1 5 4
Detroit -. 2 90 1 0 0 Ok IA Q
Batteries-Morton and Billings:
Jones and Spencer. Umpires,
O'Laughlin and Hildebrand.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10

The deer season in Colorado in
1918 will be five days duration-Oc-
tober l to 3.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
Yesterdays Scores
NATIONAL LEAGUE

At Philadelphia,-
st. Louis-Philadeiphia game post
poned; rain.
AT Brooklyn r. II. f.
Chicago OOOO02 % 2 o. IL
Brooklyn 100000 0OO0 0-3 6 l
Batteries - Reuther and Elliott;
Coombs and Miller. Umpires, Byron
and Quigley.
At New York
Cincinnati-New York, no game;
rain.
At Boston
Pittsburgh Boston, no game; rain.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-05-10
.WELLYs coRNER

to the general belief will not be a
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
WAYNESBURC

Mr.. Bruce Reynolds, wife and
children, Of Warrington, Fla, Mr..
and Mrs. Cyrus Johnson and chill
dren, of Crab Orchard and Mr.. Wal
lace Reynolds, of Detroit, Mich,
are the guests of their mother, Mrs.
Mace Reynolds.
Quite a number from this place
attended the flag raising at tSan-
ford last week. Among the crowd
were A. B. Morgan, wife and chill
dren, DR.. Caldwell and family Mrs.
r. Curtis, Mrs. M. E. Ferrill and
children and Messrs. Crawford Blake
more, Coy Reynolds and Roland
Singleton.
Misses Maude and Artie Moore, of
Eubank, are visiting Mrs. H. H.
Singleton.
Mrs. p. d. Green, Miss Susie
Green, Miss Virgie Florence and Mr..
Lloyd Routen went to Cincinnati
Sunday.
hNSSiS. DdilllOIl iCJO1 IeOul-
en- have returned to their work in
New Castle, Ind, after spending a
few days with their parents here.
Waynesburg lodge /. o. o. F. No.
3S4 has purchased a $500 Liberty
Loan Bond.
Mr.. H. Singleton, carrier on rural
route No. A, is at Eubank taking
treatment from DR.. j. B. Acton. C.
w. Singleton is carrying the mail.
w. j. Reynolds is hauling logs for
H. H. Singleton.
Farmers are busy with their crops
now.
Mr.. E. L. Gadberry was in STAN
ford on business Monday.
Mr.. V. S. benson continues ill.
Miss Verna Estes, of Abba, visited
her sister, Mrs. Roscoe Wheeldon
last week.
Mrs. l. B. Sanders returned from
Pike county last week, where she has
been at the bedside of her father,
who is very i'll.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
THE RIGHT SORT OF PATRIOT

There is an intimate touch of hu-
man nature in the following extract
from a letter written to the chair
man of the board of registrars the
day after the young men of Lexing-
ton enlisted for service: "The honor
of serving our country as registrars
June gave us an excellent oppor-
tunity to study human nature and
how much space of American hearts
is occupied by Americanism. For ex-
ample, we received a message early
from young man in our precinct of
his intention. to register, but on ac-
count of his physical condition he
could not come to the polls in per-
son. We Immediately sent one of
our registrars to his home and found
him in bed, fiat of his back, with his
life gradually ebbing away and real
izing that his days on earth were
but few, yet to the question, DO you
claim exemption he readily answer
ed NO This is the type of Amer
leans that will some day hang Old
Glory on the highest building to Ber-
lin.-LeXington Leader.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
SOME OF THE CAMP LEADERS

Not a more splendid opportunity
can be obtained than the one given
at Kavanaugh Camp for coming in
touch with prominent workers with
young people. Each night except the
nights of the "Welcome Reception"
and of the Pageant. there will be ad-
dresses given. One night, Miss Belle
Bennett Bennett, president of the
Woman's Missionary Society, will
give message full of heart throb-
bling interest. Miss Bessie Combs, a
returned missionary, will give talk
about her work. DR.. Little, of Louis
vile, we'll known for his work among
the negroes, will give stereopticon
lecture. On Sunday some well known
inspirational speaker will conduct
both morning and evening services.
Miss Mary Ora Durham will again
bring wildly to the young people the
appealing message of Christianity at
the Vesper services. Mr.. j. M. Fuqua,
of Fort Thomas, will conduct Bible
Study classes. Mrs. j. H. Spillman,
president of the Kentucky Confer
ence Methodist Missionary Society,
will speak every day at the morning
inspirational hour.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
PLEASANT POINT

The Death Angel visited the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. S. c. Afford on last
Saturday morning, June 9th and
took from them their little son, Her.
man, which saddened the hearts of
the rest of the family very much.
But the Lord doeth all things well
and blessed be the name of the
Lord.
A good woman has gone to her re-
ward. Mrs. Izie Stull, who has been
sick for some time passed away last
Friday and her remains were brought
to Pleasant Point and laid to rest to
await the resurrection morn.
Misses Ruth and Eunice Brown,
Nellie Roulen, Ollie Owens and Ma
mic Brown were the guests of Miss
Thelma C. Afford last Tuesday af-
ternoon.
The Monticello oil men, who have
been drilling on the Ball land, are
now moving their machine to Mr..
Jim Dyes, where they will begin to
drill for oil.
Gardens are looking fine in this
part of the county and TIE farmers
are quite busy blowing their corn.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
PARLOR GROVE

Mr.. Will Bell and family, of Row.
land, visited the first of the week
with his father and brother.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leeman Singleton
spent Sunday with the latter's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. J. Morgan.
Mesdames Ella Bennett and Katie
Morris and Miss Margery Morris at
tended the flag raising at Stanford
Thursday.
Several from this neighborhood
are planning to attend the Masonic
Celebration at Crab Orchard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Walls, of Casey
county, spent Sunday with his bro
Their, Mr.. David Walls and family.
Mrs. Maggie Record and son, Carl,
spent Monday with Mrs. Nettie Hor-
ton.
Mr.. Ira Roberts, who has been
with homefolks this spring left for
the city Monday.
Mr. John Waddle has completed a
nice addition to his home.
Misses Rilla and Selma Eubanks
ard Miss Flosse Waddle spent Sun
day with Mrs. Ann Eliza Eubanks and
niece, Miss Vesta Sims.
The oil drill has left the farm of
A. B. Wylie after putting down a
test well.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. G.. Bennett and
granddaughter and Mr.. and Mrs. w.
C. Bell spent Sunday last with Mr.
and Mrs. David Walls.
Mr.. and Mrs Chsrles Wiggins, of
Hamilton, Ohio, are visiting the
formers aunt, Mrs. T. J. Ellis.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Perkins and
Mr.. and Mrs. Crawford Bell and ba-
by visited ove- Sunday with Mr.
James Hoskins and family of Grab
Orchard.
Mr.. F. M. Eubanks and family
spent Sunday last with Mr.. and Mrs.
Lytt Webb.
Miss Margery Morris spent Sun
day with Miss Ruby Gilmore.
Mr.. Sherman Stockton, of Dan
vile, spent Thursday with his cousin,
Miss Maize Braswell.
Mr.. Gilbert Waddle, who has been
quite ill with rheumatism, is able to
be out with his friends again.
Mr. and Mrs. David Walls and
daughter attended the funeral of
Mrs. Walls niece, little Esta Hor-
ton, of Casey county.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15

Is the best legacy family Why not your own
enjoying the privilege 1t longer lux
ury but economy home of constant buwark
against adversely and a comfort in old
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
A THREE MONTHS GRAND JURY

The Fayette county grand jury
has adjourned after three months
session. Two hundred and twenty
eight indictments have been return
ed, mostly for disorderly houses and
gambling charges. The report rec
ommends censorship for motion pic
lures and while commenting Chief
of Police Reagan for efforts to keep
the city morally clean, criticizes the
police and detective forces for lack
of assistance to the jury.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15

No. 224-A house of four rooms,
good yard and garden, on Boone
Highway and a corner lot. Rents for
SIS per month. Will sell or trade.
Price only $500 and terms to suit
you.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
CRAB ORCHARD

Mrs. Margaret Cover and Shirley
Cover are here from Lexington
much to the delight of their many
friends.
Mr.. Bowen Cover of Stanford,
was here this week for ashort stay.
Mrs. Alice Newland, of Elsah, ILL.,,
is wi tn Mr.. Henry Newland's fami-
ly, near Cedar Creek.
Miss Delphia Newland came up
from Stanford Monday to see Mr..
and Mrs. Albert Newland.
Mrs. Ivon Fish and Mrs. Caltha
Newland, of this place and Miss
frankie Doty Traylor, of Richmond,
attended the burial of Mr.. Tom
Traylor at Goshen Saturday.
Quite large crowd from here at
tended the flag raising at Stanford
Thursday and they all declared w.
Il. Hansford's speech was the finest
they heard there.
Mr.. Charles Snyder, wife and ba-
by are visiting Mrs. Mary Richerts
at the Springs. They are from De-
trot, Mich
Mr.. Robert L. Collier, who has
been at Hot Springs, Ark, for sever
al weeks, returned Sunday much i'm
proved in health and loud in his
praise of the hospitable southerners.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Dillon were
called to Liberty this week to be
with Mrs. billions mother, Mrs.
Moore, who has been seriously i'll
for some weeks.
The many friends of Mrs. M. E.
Fish will be glad to learn she is able
to walk around her premises again,
after such a long and severe spell
of sickness.
Mrs. Mary Culton has been quite
sick for a week, but is better at this
writing.
DR.. J. G. Carpenter, of Stanford,
was here to see Mrs. Manuel, who is
improvingly rapidly.
Mrs. Mary Hunter is visiting her
nephew, Mr. James Smith near
Paint Lick.
Mr.. Louis Bell is having his house
painted, which will be quite an i'm
provement.
Mr. Pate Parrish. who was kicked
by horse last week is about well
again.
Mrs. Ada King is very much i'm
proved, her friends will be glad to
know.
A fine baby girl made it's home
with Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Singleton
this week.
A Boy Scout Company has been
organized with about fifteen men,
bers and is being trained by Rev.
Pervis. They are all manly, sturdy
little fellows and seem deeply inter-
ested.
House-cleaning, painting and
whitewashing are making our city
look very fair.
Everybody is getting ready to help
towards entertaining the big crowd
expected the 23rd.
Mrs. Bessie Browning and babies,
of Livingston, visited her mother,
Mrs. Kate Magee.
Mr.. Henry Brooks, of Lebanon
Junction, was here to see his father
and sister Sunday.
The little baby of Mr.. and Mrs.
Pete Tilfrey is very sick and the par
ents are much distressed over it's
condition.
Mrs. Mendelsohn and daughter, of
Cincinnati, will be here Sunday to
visit Mrs. George Stephenson and
Mrs. Louis Bell and will remain I'M
til after the 23rd
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
Jesse D. Wearen
THE INSURANCE MAN
WANTS BOOK LAW REPEALED

G. A. Settle, of Laurel county,
who is a candidate for the Republi-
can nomination for the Legislature
in the Laurel Rockcastle district, is
running on a platform in which the
repeal of the present State school
book law is prominent plank. Mr..
Settle is a veteran of the Spanish
American War and served with
Roosevelt's Rough Riders. There are
now six Republicans in the legisla-
tive race in that district, the other
being Elias Smith, Fred Cornelius,
John r. Floyd, G. H. Vandeventer
and r. l.. Ewell.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15
A MATTER OF STYLE

Mistress shall take one Of the
children to church with me this
morning.
Mary-Yes'm; which?
Mistress-Oh, whichever one will
go the best with my mauve dress.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15

zone should always breathe thru
the nose when asleep" says a physi-
clan. If you awake and find your
mouth open get up and shut it,
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15

81 wish a ton of coal, please"
"Yes, madam. What size?"
"Dear me, ! didn't know coal
came in sizes. ! wear a No. 8 shoe
and a No. 6 glove"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-15

Mistress-Why, Mary, I'm aston
ished! How did you learn to lie so?
Mary-Answering the door for
callers you didn't want to see, mum.