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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
w. w. DUNFORD,
Clerk Administrative Board.
Office of
Administrative Board,
Room 305, City Hall.
Richmond. Va,
Feb. Is and %, 1917.

To Henry A. Phillips. p. II. Mayo,
Kate {. Flemming. ]. 7. Palmatory,
Sarah f. Swa~a, Hampton F1em-
ming. J. J. crutchfield, Trustee;
Susan r Goddin. Harvey G. Brown.
IJottie II. Craig:
You are hereby notified that the
Administrative Board OF the city Of
Richmond. Virginia. have made the
following ascertainment as to dam
ages 10 ahutting property owners
whose property abuts on the twenty
foot alley between Hanover and Grove
avenues extending from Lombardy
10 Vine streets. by reasons of the
proposed grading of said alley by the
city:
Location--Twenty-f foot alley be-
tween Hanover and Grove avenues.
extending from Lombardy to Vine
streets.
owners
Henry A. Phillips. 100 feet; amount
OF damages. none.
=. H. Mayo. 145 feet: amount of
damages, none.
Kate C Flemming. "a feet; amount
]. +. Paimatory, "a feet: amount
OF damages. none.
Sarah L, swain. "a feet; amount
OF damages. none.
Hampton Flemmingt "a feet:
amount of damages. none.
j. j. Crutchheld, trustee Susan r.
Goddin. 100 feet: amount OF DAM
ages. none.
Harvey c. Brown. 81 feet: amount
of damages none.
Lottie H Craig, 100 feet: amount
OF damages, none.
You are therefore hereby notified
to appear before the said board, in
room No. sos, third floor. City Hall,
Richmond Va, at the hour OF II
o'clock A NJ. Wednesday. March I,
1917. to show cause. II any you can,
against said ascertainment as made
by said board as aforesaid.
Given under NV hand this / 9Th day
of February, 1917.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
Money I'm Var ZONES

Nav York. Feb a2.--Can money In
london was 3 Ia per cent; short
hi'ls S15 Ia per cent: three months
bits. 5G5 1-2 per cent.
Private discount rates at Berlin, ac-
cording to latest advices. were SIS
per cent. In other continental money
markets discount rates are mos4y
normal. and regulated by the bank
rates.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
DELEGATES TO CHILD
I1ROR CONFrIsREyNfYre

Governor Stuart has appointed the,
following as delegates from virgfn14
to attend the Thirteenth Natidnaf
Conference on Child Labor, to be held
at Baltimore March % to rs: DR..
Roy X. FLANAGAN. of the state health
department: Charles Hutzier Mrs. ID.
r. Munford, c. o. Saville, clerk Of
the chancery court, and the Rev. n.
T. McFaden, of the First Presbyterfan
church.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
JOHN HIRSCHBERG,
Chair. Administrative Board.
BY w. w. DUNFORD,
Clerk Administrative Board.
Office of
Administrative Board,
Room 305, City Hall.
Richmond, Va,
Feb. 16 and % 1917.

To Kenneth Smith, w. II. and Matte
@. Belts, C. J. Page, Louise F.
Bailey, W. A. Nunnally, II. A Maui
rice.
You are hereby notified that the
Administrative Board of the city of
Richmond, Virginia. have made the
following ascertainment as to dam
ages to abutting property owners
whose property abuts on the cast side
of Twelfth street, between Porter and
Perry streets. and on the south side
of Perry street. between Eleventh and
Twelfth streets, by reason Of the pro-
posed grading of the sidewalks on
these streets between the points men
toned necessary for the paving of the
said sidewalks with granolithic:
Location-East side Of Twelfth
street between Porter and Perry
streets.
owners:
Kenneth Smith, fs5 feet amount
OF damages. none.
". H. and Matte O. Belts. 1875
feet; amount Of damages, none.
c. l. Page. 80 feet; amount of
damages. none.
Location-South side OF Perry
street. between Eleventh and Twelfth
streets.
Owners:
W. II. and Matte O. Belts, so
feet. amount of damages, none
Louise +. Bailey, - feet; amount
OF damages. none.
w. A. Nunnally. 40 feet: amount
OF damages, none.
II. A. Maurice, 1872 feet; amount OF
damages, none.
You are therefore hereby notified
to appear before the said board. in
room No. sos. third floor, City Hall.
Richmond, Va. at the hour of II
O'Clock A. NJ. Wednesday. March Z.
1917, to show cause. if any you can,
against said ascertainment as made
by the said board as aforesaid.
Given under my hand this 18th day
OF February. 1917.
w. w. DUNFORD,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
MARkET CONDITIONS

Notwithstanding continued heavy re-
ceipts in live and dressed hens. prices
on this commodity held rather steady
today and indications are that It has
about reached the limit of it's decline.
A reaction of this condition is expected
by merchants within ten days THE
market generally showed fairly good
business and the particular feature was
the steadiness in practically all lines.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
Court News
CHANCERY TRANSFERS.
Two Deeds of Bargain and Sale Re-
corded Yesterday.
Collected BY The Daily Tsecc: J

Jos. A. Purcell 70 Hugh ". Noon,
2S l-2xl22 feet east line Twenty
fourth street. lis 10 feet south of
Marshall; tax. $40: $40.
A. Stanners kellam to Grace A.
Rogers. lots 81. SO, square 10, Prov
idence Park; tax, sl.20; $40.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
Chanccry Release Deeds.

Julian G. Anderson. trustee, to Jno.
K. Boss. 30x125 feet south line Dick
inson street. at east line Blakey; So
$40.
Irving May. trustee, to Virginia
Realty and Construction Co, Inc,
sSX120 feet north line Chaffin street,
at east line Elm; $1,000.
Chewing e. Boxley, trustees to
Powhatan l. Pa''nore. 30x1Sl feet
north line Floyd avenue. 240 IA feet
west of West street: s1,56S.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
THE NORTHERN NECK MUTUA1i

Is the only fire association Offer
ing rates at actual cost. Old line
companies haze recently raised rates
The Northern Neck Mutual Fire A.
ISOLATION, Irv.1gton. Va. insure. your
dwelling for little less than any 9TH
err concern: and stores, merchandise
factories. oyster houses, etc, at about
ONE-HALF THE PRICE asked u
others. Save money. Write them,
fTwenty-one years odd.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
GINTAN-FRIDAY FEBRUARY %, 1917.

the place and time aforesaid, n you
wish to be heard, either in favor of
or in opposition to. the proposed
mprovements. And il for any cause
the said hearing is not commenced.
or IL commenced, not completed, the
same shall then and there stand ad-
journed without a motion or order
to that effect to the next regular
meeting of said board at the same
place. unless said board shall then
and there expressly adjourn said hear
ing to some other time and place and
at such regular meeting or at such
time as such hearing may be adj
journed to. as the case may be, you
are notified to attend, when and
where you may be heard. If you so
desire
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
ChancerN DEEDS Of Trnst.

Margaret N. COttrell to Stuart
Bowe. trlstee. 27x150 feet east line
Boulevard, los IL feet north of
Stuart avenue; S77l.
Hugh w, Noon to w f. Purcell.
Jr.. trustee, 2S l-2x122 feet east line
Twenty-fourth street. lis 10 feet
south OF Marshall: s40S.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

Paris Foh % Prices we're heavy
on the Roursa TODAY. Three ner cent
ri francs sS continues for cash
Fvchanre on london. 81 francs. %
10 continues Five per cent loan 81
francs so confines.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

tReported by Rodgers. Ptummer & Co..
Inc.)
Petersburg. Va. Feb 20. 1917.
SPANISH. Farmers Stock. Market
firm. $3.50 per bushei.
VIRGINIAS. Farmers Stock. Market
firm.
Fancy jumbo. sac per Id.
Extra prime. Az &c per lb.
Prime 4c per ID.
Smelling stock. ave to 3Ac per Id.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

Joseph Myslivecek ct ux to Walter
Sydnor. trustee, % acres. near Taylors
Crossing. r.. +. & p. r. r.: $1,4t6.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
RICHMOND FRUIT MARKET.

Wholesale quotations furnished px the
Blaiock Fruit and Prcduc. &C
Richmond. Va, Feb. %. 1917.
VECETAHI1ES.
Cabbage. per ewt........$7 501$s 90
Florida cabbage. crate & SOC 7 SO
Western potatoes. 16O-lb.
sack. per sack ......... 6 oon & 50
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
prohiMitnn and Bank Ccarings.

Bank clearings increased In the
four years. from 1912 to 1916. in the
following dry states, as indicated
below.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

who Wants Ny New Touring Car at
hargain7 II Is the most popular
light IS" on the market. Am forced
10 sell. LANGHORNE GRAY. S.-1sT,
care virgintan.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
rtRN LANDS.


Oregon ard California Railroad Co,
grant lands. Title to same reyested
in United States by act OF Congress.
date June 9. 1915 Two million. three
hundred thousand acres to be opened
for settlement and sale. Power site,
timber and agricultural lands, Com
tanning some OF best land left In Unit
ed states Now IL the opportune
time Large sectional map and de-
sc-iption of soil. climate, rainfall,
elevations. etc. Postpaid ore dol
lar. GRANT LANDS LOCATING CO.
Box $40. Portland. Oregon.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
WOOD AND GOAL.

Absolutely Best Quality I'm All Kinds
coal and wood. Prompt service
LYME & HARRIS. INC. Fifteenth
and Dock Streets. Randolph 1876
We give S. 4 II. Green Trading
stamps.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
FOR SALE.

Fer Sale--One Cock. Two Ccckercls,
rose-comb Ancenas to quick buyer,
50 each HENISGHURST FARM
Jefferson. Va.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

RiCHMON0 Avn CHFaaPEaNE nav
HALLWAY COMPANY
Schedule effective January I. 1919
superseding schedule Of April ii, iSi4
Schedule subjec> to change without
notice.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

RICHMOND PRODUCE MARKET
Wholesale Quotations Furnished ny
r., w. Evans & Co.. Produce Conn
mission Merchants.
Richmond, Va, Feb 90, 1917.
The wholesale Il .rket from actual
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23
CLEANING AND PRESSING.

Suits Thoroughly Pressed. 25c, sIeaor 4
and dressed. soc. secured. soc
French cleaned. 81. A. WANT & CO
Tailors ana Cleaners 7hons Mad
!ecn 7aoy
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-02-23

ssSunday only.
IA. Is BaHgage.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
Hens Need Green Feeds to
Stimulate Egg Production

Beginners IN poultry keeping often
wonder why some hens win lay steadi-
~ when eggs are worth but 10 cents
n dozen and lay only an occasional egg
or loaf continually when eggs are A.
cents a dczen. writes a correspondent
of the Farm and Fireside | used to
blame the hen, bat now know it isn't
her fault.
| have found that the time of year
that the lrens lay best Is in the spring
when there Is plenty of green feed and
IN bundance OF exercise. BY feeding
green products in the winter and com,
pelling them to keep IN action can
best initiate nature and bring spring
conditions to, my, hens, The question
Is, Does ii pay? 1t pays me.
Cabbage and any OF The beet fami
~ are green feeds which used Prof-
itably TO feed my dickens intlie win
ter Green cured alfalfa and clover
which has been steamed or. boiled.
spreuted oats or pumndns have also
been profitable green feeds for my
chickens
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
ARLINGTON

Mrs. Frasier Mears is i'll with the
scarlet fever
James Cullinan, who has been i'll is
! able to be out.
Miss Georgia Leake is ill at the Al
bany City hospital
Miss Reta Wood will leave Satur
day for New York.
Mrs. Alexander Walsh is not as
we'll at this writing.
E. F. Cullinan of Pittsfield, Mass,
was in town Sunday
NJ F. Killion is gaining but is still
confined to the bed.
Miss Leon Vault of Bennington
spent Sunday in town.
ST. James Guild met Friday after
noon with Miss Grace Buck.
Mrs. Nora Stanley of North Ben
nington was in town Sunday.
William II. Martin of Newark, N,
j., spent Sunday at E. NJ. Lathrops.
Miss Clahassey of Lenox, Mass,
has taken a position in the North
District school.
Mrs. Burroughs is i'll with grip. Her
daughter, Mrs. Roberts from Cam
bridge is caring for her.
Ralph Gaul spent Sunday in town
returning to his home in North Ben
nington on evening train
Richard B Leake does not get
along as well as his friends wish. He
is still in the hospital in Albany
John McDermott has been unable
to be en- his route to sell fish for the
past three weeks on account of being
i'll with the grip.
j. Walter Risdon gave party on
afternoon. Feb. LIST to sever
al of his friends. The occasion being
his seventh birthday,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
this STOPS HAIR
FROM FALLING OUT

Ever count the dead hairs in your
comb and brush? They are natures
warning Of future badness and proof
that the dangerous dandruif Germ Is
busy on your scalp.
Dr., Sangerhund, the famous Paris
specialist, first discovered that dand.
ruff and falling hair are caused by a
microbe. Then came the discovery Of
the value OF the real Partisan Sage
(liquid FORM in destroying the dand-
ruff germ and promptly preventing
the further loss Of hair. The effect of
only three days use Of Partisan Sage
Is simply marvellous, and the American
people have now awakened to the fact
that they can be quickly rid Of dand.
ruff aud save their hair by using Paris
tan Sage.
Partisan Sage is sold by William l..
Gokay and good druggists everywhere.
It's inexpensive. daintily pefumed,
free from sickness, and will surely
cause hair to grow roft, lustrops and
really seem twice a. abundant.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
A KIDNEY MEDICINE
OF Merit

Your well-known kidney, liver and
bladder remedy, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. has been sold by MS ever since
It was put on the market and my Gus
toners who have used it are we'll sat
isfed with the results obtained and
recommend it as a splendid prepara-
ton for what 1t is intended 1t Is a
repeater and that is the best can
say. Very truly yours,
FRED H. NEAL, Druggist
lime 5. 1916. Fairfield, Maine.
Letter to
Or. Kilmer G. Co.,
Binohamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do
For You.
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer Co.
Binghamton, N. Y, for n sample size
bottle. It will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing, be sure
and mention the bennington Evening
Banner. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drut
stores.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS BOTHER
at less meat and take glass Of
saIts to flush out Kidneys
Drink plenty water.

Uric acid in meat eXcites the Kid
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish ache, and feel like Jumps OF
lead The urine becomes cloudy;
the bladder is irritated, and you may
be obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the
kidneys clog you must help them
flush off the body's urinous waste or
you'll be a real sick person shortly.
At first you feel a dull misery in the
kidney region, you suffer from back
ache, sick headache, dizziness, stom-
ach gets sour, tongue coated and you
feel rheumatic twinges when the
weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces OF Jad Salts; take a table,
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This fam
GUS salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity
also to neutralize the acids in urine,
so it no longer is a source of irrita-
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot In
jure makes a delightful efferyescent
Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they sell lots Of Jad Salts 10
folks who believe in overcoming KID
ney trouble while it is only trouble.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
London's MUM Man.

The muffin man had no monopoly OF
the street bell when William ~. was
king, as John Ashton records in 4
sketch Of that time. The dustman
also rang bell and yelled, and the
postmans bell was most popular IN
stitution. There were no pillar boxes
in those days, and the sound OF the
bell brought people who lived far from
postollice TO their doors TO give the
postman their letters to post. In Pick.
wick, however, we have evidence that
even then the mlfiin man was chief
among hand bell ringers. for when
the town crier " Eatanswiil procleim-
ed silence on the hustlngS by "a con.
certo on t1e bell gentleman in the
crowd called "Muf1ns!" -London Nell.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
SAGE TEA TURNS
GRAY HAIR DIRK
It's Grandmother's recipe to bring
color. lustre and youthfuIness to
hair when faded, streaked or gray.

That beautiful, even shade of dark,
glossy hair can only be had by brew
ing mixture of Sage Tea and Sui
phur Your hair is your charm. IL
makes or mars the face. When it
fades, turns gray. or streaked, Just an
application or two of Sage and Sui
phur enhances its appearance hun
dredfold v4a fa9
Don't bother to prepare the mix
ture: you can get the famous old re-
cipe improved by the addition OF other
ingredients for sos cents q large bot.
tie, all ready for use. 1t is called
Wyeth's Sage and sulphur Compound.
This can always be depended upon to
bring back the natural color and lus-
tire of your hair.
Everybody uses "Wyeth's' Sage
and Sulphur Compound now because
it darkens 80 naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell it has been ap-
Piled You simply dampen sponge
or soft brush with 1t and draw this
through the hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair has disappeared, and after an
other application 1t becomes beauti-
fully dark and appears glossy and
lustrous. This Ieady-to-use prepare
tion is a delightful toilet requisite for
those who desire dark hair and a
youthful appearance. 1t is not intend
ed for the cure, mitigation or preven-
ton of disease.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
Cut This Quilt is Worth Money

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip enclose with 5c and mail 1t to
Foley G. Co., 1885 Sheffield Ave. Chi
cago. H., writing your name and ad
dress clearly You will receive in re-
turn trial package containing Fo.
ley's Honey and Tar Compound, FOR
bronchial and la grippe coughs; 70
ley Kidney Pills, for lame back weak
kidneys, rheumatism, bladder troubles
aud Foley Cathartic Tablets, whole
some and thoroughly cleansing ca
thartic, for constipation. hiliousness
headache and sluggish bowels Sold
Everywhere
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
LIGHTING A CATHEDRAL.
Simple Yet Spectacular Method at ST.
Iszanis In Petrourao.


In an article in the Atlantic Monthly
describing midnight mass on Easter
eve in st. Isaac's cathedral, Petrograd,
Warrington Dawson says;
"A sudden blaze of innumerable can
Hes. banging high overhead in great
chandeliers. tore away the gloom and
ted rs. that The ceremony was 10 be-
gin 1T the lsaaklewsbi Sober one
match dill what switch or button does
elsewhere. save that here the opera
ton was as ingenious and initiative
rs could be devised. instead OF being
a machine made contriyance scattered
by millions ovcr the world.
~ waSed string, an end OF which
hung down within easy reach from the
marble payIn., ran from one wick 70
another then from group TO group,
from chandelier 70 chandelier. until
all the candles in the cathedral wero
connected. The match was applied 20
that string. A spark splitting tiny fame
raced up 70 The first candle and so
sped on its way. an earnest, busy little
laMpnghter. qulck rs tue snap OF II
finger, adroit ms Il monkey and almost
unfaillng III It's success.
among the hundreds | saw it reach
counted very few which did not blaze
at The touch. and most of these cared
an instant and sputtered out, showing
that the strings work at least had
been done The general effect. indeed.
was as Il each wick had been an cleo
trie bulb. but the whole, instead Of
lighting when one switch was turned,
depended upon a hand swept over sue.
,essiye buttons"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13

FOR SALE-I have few shares OF
the preferred stock of the Howe Scale
Co.. of Rutland, which | will sell at
par and accrued interest. 1t pays
seven per cent guaranteed and is not
taxable. For an absolutely safe in
vestment this is unusually attractive.
Shares 800 each. Any Vermont
banker will tell you about It. Address
Hosea Mann, Park Building, Worces-
ter, Mass 12t12s
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
The Modern Koran.

A glimpse of ankle cheereth the
faint-hearted and resteth the weary
eye.
No good cometh from five-cent
whiskey; and no thing of class dane
eth in the second row.
A cheerful giver is admired by all,
but the publican and the class dues
collector fall into bad repute.
If thou wouldest have woman give
up hope of the ballot withdraw thy
opposition.
A kiss in the dark avoideth alimony.
Penn Punch Bowl
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
Her Mistaken Notion.

Willie called his mother. Come
here this instant. How many times
do you want me 10 call you:'
why, ma" said Willie. ''where did
you get the idea that | wanted you to
cali me az all?"-Stray Stories.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13

A German scientist contends that
linoleum on the floor OF house kills
bacteria that may be brought in on
shoes because of the llnseed oil II con.
tains.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13
II e. M c M Is *

that the quality of the granite OF
marble is equally as important as tn
excellence OF the design---for ~ thu
stone is OF Inferior grade II Will dis
color, crack aud the elements will
soon eiface the inscription.
Buying from this home concern
iosures you OF the best for we have .
reputation for quality and VIC mus
sustain that reputation by turning on
only highest grade monuments.
The monument ordered now wi b.
ready for erection when Spring opens
Lambert & RurFinatOR
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1917-02-13

current >octry.
A wire there was quite full Of juice,
Some thousand volts or so.
A man there was who came that way,
A man who didn't know.
He touched the wire. It's safe to bet
He hasn't found his error yet
Pelican.
The police killed my dog this morn
ing
Was he mad?
Well, / can't say he was very happy
about it.-Nebraska Awgwan.
Hostess. How many will you take,
Mr.. Smith?
Mr.. Smith diving in the immediate
pasD Oh, Hell! give me a whole
new hand.-Harvard Lampoon.
If the wind blows your hat off
don't bother to chase it; there's al
ways some fool who will.-Yale
Record
Bystander Where are you going?
Fire Dept There's fire down in
South Amherst
Bystander But there's another fire
in North Amherst.
F. d. Keep it going. III be right
back.-Squib
Traveller How much is my bill?
Clerk What room?
T. / slept on the billiard table.
c. Fifty cents an hour. Williams
Purple Cow.
DO your love me?" the paper bag
asked the sugar.
I'm completely wrapped up in
you signed the suger.
You sweet thing. Purple Cow.
She Which do you like the best,
Williams or Colgate?
He What are you talking about;
colleges or shaving soap?-Cornell
Widow.
Mutt Amt Nature wonderful?
JEFF Why?
Mutt She gives us faces, but we.
can pick our own teeth f-Princeton
Tiger. ="
First Jitiiey Mabel /
Second aCaTb Kates 'Whatcher want?
F. J. Don't chew yer gum like |
that. DO ii Ike lady.-Yale Record |
Nh ---
Some Party! 1
had ten beans
went to town ana spent the whole |
BY. Divers snieans. ~
The wine and women got my roll
You know the game.
Although knew had no dough.
When morning came.
My head hurt so it seemed as
though 8#
had ten Observation-Disclosures Purple !,
Cow.
She | believe you could make love |
to a stick
He I'm beginning to believe so |
Record.
He May | have just one kiss?
She That's up to you.--Cornell |
Widow