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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06

can't join the boys, and exca-
vate a trench, and make q war
= j like noise. stick to my abode
.-..>- 40 my daily grind. because Pm
pigeon toed. knock -kneed and color
blind. For me no hero's wreath, no
garlands or applause. because I've store
made teeth, swayed back and lumpy
jaws. l see the boys go by. with buoy
ant step and free, and shed a weary
sigh-the march Is not for me. I may
not hear the drums, or join the gallant
charge, because I've shriveled gums,
because my waistline's large. All, WELL
a gent can do his little stunt at home
If he can't pot a few beyond the raging
foam. By humping all the day, and
buckling down like wax, methinks that
l can pay each added wartime tax. By
helping liquidate our Uncle's grievous
bills, I'll keep my record straight,
though shy Of martial thrills. I'll pay
UP like q guy who wants to do his
share; SO when the boys go by. I'll get
no stony stare. l cannot pack a gun.
or WELD a snickersnee, because I weigh
ton, and have the housemaid's knee;
I'm troubled with the govt and falling
of the hair, but that won't let me out
still can do my share.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06
YOUR HEALTH
By John B. HUBER. A. M. M. D.


hedth-Gray
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06
Uncle Walt Has for}
You This EVENING"
THE REJECTED.

n IT gives my soul a wrench, that I
can't Join the boys, and exca-
vate a trench, and make q war
l i like noise I stick to my abode
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06
COMPLAINT ALMOST GONE.

"Foley's Honey and Tar Is great"
writes L. w. Day, s. Campbell Ave-,
E.; Detroit. Mich. 1T relieves bron-
chitis quickly. My complaint has al
most gone and I hope never to have
it again." The experience Of thousands
proves there is no better remedy for
coughs, colds or Group. The genuine
costs no more than Substitutes, and
this old reliable family cough medi-
cine should be in every home every
winter. Insist on Foley's Honey and
Tar-time tried and never falling
w. s. Whitehead Drug Store.-Adv.
THIS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06

THE CHINESE ARE AN HONEST
PEOPLE. THEY PAY ALL THEIR
DEBTS ON THE FIRST OF THE
YEAR. BUT WHO WANTS TO BE A
CHINAMAN?
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06

(continued on Sport Pags.)
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-11-06
WHITE BALD SPOTS.

Questions and Answers
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14

Sergeant-at-Arms-Geo. Koch.
Trustees - Thos. Anderson, Guy
Hecker and Ed Conners.
LOCALS AFFILIATED.
Local No. $50.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Warsaw
ave. and Wells. Price Hill.
President, VIM. Hinton.
Secretary, C.. E. Simonson, 3524 Warsaw av.
Local Union No. SO.
Meets every Friday at s. c. cor. Ninth and
Plum SITS.
President, r. H. Siekmann.
Secretary. F. G. Hummel, 917 Gesr St
Local Union No. 3OS.
Meets every Wednesday at Central Turner
Hall.
President, Jos. Campbell.
Secretary, Edw. Hammond.
Local Union No. 1t (Fresco
Painters).
Meets 1st and Sd Tuesdays at 1929 Vine st.
President, l.. II. Stitzel.
Secretary, Chas. Hellmuth.
Local Union No. 224 (Sign Writers)
Meets ed and 4th Fridays at Odd Fellows
Temple.
President, Ed Macke.
Secretary, E. L. Trenary. 24s4 Seegar ave
Local No. 3S7 (Glaziers).
Meets every Tuesday at Central Turner Hall
President, VIM. Robb.
Secretary, Al Feldman. Central Turner Hall.
Local Union No. 553 paper
Hangers).
Meets every Friday at sO2 Main It.
President, John Clements.
Secretary, Alex Young. sO2 Main st.
Local Union No. 23S (Covington).
Meets every Thursday at Workmen's Hall.
l22 Pike ST., Covington.
President, Robt. DeMoss.
Secretary, w. o. Collier, 729 Greenup ST.
Local Union No. 251 (Newport).
Meets every Tuesday at n. W. cor. Tenth and
Ann sts., Newport.
President. Walter M. Bvram.
Charles Brauch, ss1 w. Eighth st., New.
port Ky.
Plasterers' Association No. 1.
Meets every Monday at n. W. cor. Fifth and
Central ave.
Plumbers and Gasfitters No. So.
Hall.
President, Frank Tweedie.
Business Agent, Pat Horgan, 30 E.
Twelfth st,
Sheet Metal Workers. Local No. 2S4
Meets 1s and Sd Fridays at Vine and Mer
SITS.
President, John Link, 1920 Dayton ST.
Secretary, A. L. Brooks. 6l3O Prentice st.
Sheet Metal Workers No. 346.
Meets ed and 4th Fridays at 2l92 Central
President, Lawrence McGill. 212o Vine st.
Secretary, Henry Wahl, 25l8 Fairview ave
Sheet Metal Workers No. 72.
Meets I'd and 4th Mondays at 1856 Pike St.
Covington.
President George Rice, 1924 Banklick St.
Covington.
Secretary. Chas. Whitcomb. 6ss Main st.
Sheet Metal Workers No. 141.
Meets every Monday at S. W. cor. Twelfth
and Walnut SITS,
President, Fred Hook. 30 E. Twelfth St
Recording Secretary. Matt Enyart. sO
Maple ave.
Business Agent, Harry Dorsey, 30 Eas
Twelfth ST.
Sign Writer'S Union No. 224.
Meets I'd and 4th Fridays at Odd Fellows
Temple.
President, J. Mack
Secretary, E. L. Trenary, 24s4 Seegar ave.
Steamfitters' and Helpers Associate
(U. Az, No. 392.
Meets lst and Sd Fridays at Cosmopolita,
Hail.
President Geo. Foegle
Secretary & Business Agent, Philip Fischer
30 F. Twelfth st. Phone. Canal 1860.
StOnecutters' Association.
Meets lst and Sd Tuesdays at s. ". cor
Twelfth and Walnut SIS.
Secretary. Jas. +. Stockton. 371O Follett
; Slate, Tile and Asbestos Roofers
No. ~.
Meets every 2d and 4th Tuesdays at S. "
cor Fifteenth and Elm SITS.
, President b. w. Stewart.
Secretary Vim Ortwein o65o ;ddeIl e
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14
CONVICT LABOR SYSTEM ENDS.

Nashville, Tenn.-Governor Rye has
signed bill abolishing the convict labor
lease system in this State, to take effect
October l, 1918.
The trade union movement was the
force around which every opponent OF
this system rallied.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14
The Labor Advocate Official Organ
2O-21 Thoms Building. Phone Canal SSH
OFFICERS OF THE COUNCIL

Financial
Jos. Node
Canal ""ue" Jas Na'iiae'
Arms-Geo Koch.
Anderson
Recording Secretary, Phil Gasdorf. Hecker
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14

District Council.
Meets every Monday at S. e, cor. Ninth and
Plum.
President, JOS T. Humphries
Financial Secretary, Al Oster.
Corresponding Secretary, Oscar Matthews,
o9l w. Ninth st.
Business Agents, Robt. Sickman, James
Johnson and Samuel Kelly, 20 f. Twelfth
at, Phone Canal 1860.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14
Tile Layers Union.

Meets lst and Sd Fridays at s. ". cor.
Twelfth and Walnut SITS.
Secretary, Iohn O'Connor, 7s6 E. Sixth st
Business Agent, Oscar Pinkerton, Route
2s, Newport, Ky. Phone, Highland
795.X
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14
PASS TEACHERS PENSION.

Albany, N. Y-The senate has ap-
proved new pension system for New
York city public school teachers. An
unsuccessful attempt was made to limit
pensions to $4,000.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14
BUTTON WORKERS ADVANCE.

Davenport, Iowa.-Employes of the
Tri-City Button company engaged in
button cutting have raised wages a cent
a gross and secured better grade of
shells after a weeks strike.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-04-14

Cullen, 20 Z. Twelfth st. Telephone,
Canal 1860.
Vice -President-Phil. Fischer.
Recording Secretary, Phil Gasdorf.
Amalgamated Glass Workers, No. 8.
Meets 1st and Sd Fridays at ia E. Court st.
President, Geo. Rech.
Secretary, Harry James.
Asbestos Workers Union No. 8.
Meets every Tuesday at 1918 Vine st.
President, Chas. Cassidy.
Secretary, VIM. Cook, III Findlay st.
Business Agent, John L. Owens, ss74
Kemper lane Phone, Canal 1854.
Bridge & Structural Iron Workers,
No. ~.
Meets every Monday at Central Turner Hall,
1907 Walnut st.
President, James Mccullough.
Business Agent Thomas McEwen, 90 E.
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860.
Secretary. Bert Wagner.
Cement Workers No. 524.
niccto Ast anu ou luCSOayS at WOrkmcn .
Hall, 1913 Walnut st.
Corresponding Secretary and Business Agent,
Jos. Node. 20 East Twelfth st. Phone Canal
1850.
Composition and Asphalt Roofers,
No. ~.
Meets lst and Sd Wednesdays at 1918 Vine.
Secretary, VIM B. Jackson, 42s w. Sixth st.
Electrical Workers No. 212.
Meets every Wednesday at 1918 Vine st.
President, 7. H. Smith
Recording Secretary, w. B. Slater. 1865
Trevor pl., North Fairmounr
Business Agent. Jos. Cullen; Office 10 z.
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860.
Fresco Painters Union No. 13.
Meets 1st and Sd Saturdays at 1922 Vine ST.
President, Charles Marx
Recording Secretary, John Malos, 1905 Vine.
Financial Secretary. J. B. Schroeder
Glaciers Union No. 3S7.
Meets every Tuesday at Central Turner Hall.
President. Oscar Sunker.
Secretary, Al Feldman. Central Turner Hail
Hardwood Finishers' Union, S36.
Turner Hall, 14O7 Walnut ST.
President, Ben Bruins
Secretary, Fred J. Dreyer, 2sso Clifton ave
Hodcarriers' District Council.
Meets LIST and Sd Fridays at l3l Walnut st.
President, Robert Price
Secretary, Philip Smith, 17l7 Hughes st.
Business Agent, w. T. Jackson, 20 E
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal $780,
HOdcarriers' and Building Eaborers'
Union No. 119.
Meets every Tuesday at 1918 Walnut ST.
President, John w. Floyd.
Business Agent w. w. Cordell. 20 E
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1880; Residenc,
Phone. North 1898.
HOdcarriers' Union No. 127.
Meets ed and 4th Fridays at Harvey anc
Russell sts,. Covington.
President. Martin Haggard.
Secretary, Philip Smith, l7l7 Hughes st.
Cincinnati.
Hosting and Portable Engineers
No. III.
Meets every Wednesday at ia Z. Court st
Secretary, ROY Herbert 426 Clark ST. Phone
West 3656-L.
Business Agent. Roy Herbert. 20 E. Twelftl
st. Phone, Canal 1850
Lathers' Union No. At.
Meets every Wednesday at workman's Hall
1918 Walnut st.
President, Charles Case.
Secretary. Harry Huber
Business Agent, Edw. Lane, 20 Z. Twelft
ST. Phone, Canal 1860
Meets ed and 4th Tuesdays at 1918 Walnu,
| President. Joseph Foster.
| Secretary, A. J. Streatch, TAI Richmond d
Mosaic Granite-Terrazzo Layers ant
Helpers Union No. 1884.
| Meets ed and 4th TUESDAYS at 1918 Walnut
President, Dante Bertoncni.
Secretary, Carlo Ross, l241 Martin st.
Business Agent, Dante Bertoncini, 0sl P'
vion st.
Brotherhood Of Painters, Paperhangers
and Decorators Of America.
District Council.
) Meets every Monday at e, cor. Ninth an
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
Japan Sent Us Fragrant
HoneysuckIe; Now a New
Variety Comes From China

Years ago Japan sent to this coun-
try vigorous green vine which won
favor through its lavish display of
fragrant white flowers i'm late spring.
For q time the vine and flowers were
kept with the bounds of gardens,
lawns and parks. Then it ran away.
Today you'll find it roaming along the
roadside, climbing stumps and hedges.
1t needs no gardener, for it can take
care of itself. It's the honeysuckle.
The japanese variety which ran
away joined some of its American cOu-
sins, who are just as pretty and just
as fragrant. There's the coral honey
suckle, for example, a famous porch
climber in the southern states, with
trumpet-shaped flowers, red outside
and scarlet within. In England they
have the wOodbine, q cream-colOred
fragrant relative of the honeysuckle.
Recently there came a new variety
from China, where it was found on the
tops of mountains 5000 feet above the
sea. It's foliage is almost evergreen,
and the flowers are a reddish bronze.
Another variety has red flowers, with
yellow and buff markings.
There's no need to hunt for the
honeysuc'ie. It's fragrance will an
nounce itself before you're near
enough TO see it.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
Mrs. Brown Never Did
Like That Big Stove, but
1t Required Some Skill
10 Get Rid of Ii.

they were bringing il back down the
stairs. whats the matter?" she
called
I'VE can't get it In the door," said
the man, lit will have to be taken up
through the window"
Wife decided not to show herself
again until the stove was well inside
the apartment. The next time she
peeped out, they were operating a
pulley device, by which the horse went
round and the stove went up; it was
already five feet in the air.
Good" thought Mrs. Brown. In
a minute or two she again peeped out,
and they were still operating the pull
ley device, but the horse was going
up and the stove down. "Me for ac-
tion," said Mrs. Brown to herself, and
hastily throwing few clothes into a
suitcase, she made for the home of her
mother, where she and John remained
for several 6dys.
What the woman in the next apart
pent said TO Mrs. Brown when she
got back home would make another
interesting story. but Mrs. Brown only
wiped the tears away with her apron
and said that it was just nearly
breaking her heart to do without that
stove; that there never was an oven
that could bake such good pie, cake
etc.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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common expression. This, like first
rate" and its accompanying express
sions, second rate" third rate" and
SO on. comes from the days of wooden
fighting ships. The quarters" were
projections erected along the bulwarks.
behind which sailors could lie low and
which were used TO help to repel board
ers.
ITO sail against the wind''-to be
very much in the minOrity-and ito
lower your sail''-to confess yourself
conquered-are both terms borrowed
from the sea. and the same may be
said of high and dry" and laid up
and "spliced" the slang term for get
ting married.
When we talk of a person being
knocked into cooked hat" we mean
that he was limp enough TO be doubled
up and carried under the arm like the
cooked hat of a naval officer. And we
say that SO and SO will be ON the
rocks" if he does not steer clear" of
the money Observation-Disclosures Free
Press.
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Domestic
Diplomacy

Mrs. John Brown. a friend of Henri
etta's, says that when she married,
John allowed her to select everything
for the new home with the exception
of the kitchen stove.
"a man knows better how 10 select
that than a woman" said he. Man.
like, he bought the biggest range
and the highest priced one on The mar
ket.
The wife was very proud of the
stove, but did have spells of wishing
that the kitchen was larger or the
be so conscious of the others pres
ence.
The first few years they moved
about considerably. as Is the way with
newly weds, and the bugbear of NOV
Ing was always the stove. Finally,
wife coaxed round a bit and suggest
cd that they sell Ii and get q smaller
one, and hubby acquiesced.
In week or two, wife had found
purchaser in woman who lived
In the second-story apartment next
door. When the wagon came 70 take
the stove away, they had an awful
time TO get 1t out of the kitchen. and
the wife breathed q big sigh of relief
when she saw IL well out of the yard
and on It's way up the stairs of the
next-door apartment. A few minutes
later she looked out, and to her horror
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
Apple in Caramel.

Put cupful of light brown sugar into
skillet, let the sugar melt, then add
half cupful of boiling water and
drop in five cooking apples peeled and
halved. Let these stew in the strip
until they are tender, then put them
il. glass dish. In another saucepan
have one tablespoonful of butter.
melted, add teaspoonful of flour, mix
we'll and pour over q half cupful of
cream. When hot, add TO the boiling
strip, stirring briskly for five min
utes, then pour over it the apples.
Serve either hot or cold.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
One-Third Of Indians Left.

Detailed studies by James Mooney
of the bureau OF American ethnology
lead 10 the conclusion that the Indian
population Of America. north of Mex
leo. ut the period of the earliest white
settlement, was about 10000. of
whom about 100000 were within the
present limits OF the United States.
Mr.. Mooney estimates that this num-
Der has been reduced by about two
thirds through disease. famine and
war. consequent on the advent of the
white man.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
Many Slang Terms of Today
Taken From the Vocabulary
Of Old Tire Seafaring Men

A great many people use slang terms
and expressions without knowing their
real meaning or their origin.
Ninety-nine people out of every IN
dred. when their health is e say
they are first rate" Why? First
rate" Is n seafaring term and was orig
inally used in the classification of the
old wooden line OF battleShips.
Sailing under false colOrs "A term
applied TO n person who pretends 10 be
other than he Isis survival OF the
same period.
This latter expression. like ITO throw
overheard get rid OF something
is obviously nautical; but few people
know that ''skyscfaper' was originally
sailors slang.
"Close quarters" is another very
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Warmest EuIogy Worth Nothing
to the Ears flushed In Death


Many people keep the aabaer boxes of their love
sealed up their them
fill the lives of friends with sweetness
The kind things when they gone say before
they The flowers you
brighten and their homes before they leave
If friends have alabaer boxes
perfumes sympathy and affection which
dead body would rather they would bring
troubled hours, when lifes struggle is
would much rather have plain coffin without flower funeral
without uogy, life without sympathy
The be flung while the grasp his
despair The euogy nothing whispered
it II that hushed in death
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A Real Hardship.

II went To a summer hotel which
advertised all modern conveniences.'
"Well?"
THE first day | was there | wanted
to write to my wife-to keep q prom
ise, you know"
And there was no stationery"
Plenty Of 1t, but / had to go cut
side the hotel and look around for half
an hour before found a place where
souvenir postcards were sold"
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Nicholas
ocores stores decare t was
Nicholas Basic
bought Nicholas
had bought Nicholas
his uncle Ncho-
no. ick in t ANDY was
uncle o
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wait the
and wait TO the
these capable Minneapolis
noticed policemen
a
life remembered
this
maj
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Nn No. nelQ
The Crane Cure
cake.

Grapes are advised for the nervous.
thin, anemic people whose digestion
needs attention. One grape minute
should be eaten for one hour at a time
and repeat the dose several times a
day until a cure is effected. Sleep at
least eight hours out Of every "a.
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Qualification.

You 90 to church more frequently
than you used to-"
Eyes. And apart from the instruc-
ton l derive a great deal Of satisfac-
ton from my attendance. It's great
comfort to be where people sing and
play fine music without anybody's
spelling it by putting in ragtime words
or wanting 10 dance"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
A Kindly Deed

Henry. poor tramp came 10 the
house this morning with his toes stick
ing out Of his tattered shoes, SO l
gave him"
'The only extra pair of shoes | had
TO my name. and they were as good
as new Woman"
SOFTLY, softly. Henry. Don't lose
your temper. Let me finish what l
was going 10 say. | gave him little
box of foot powder and he said he
would never forget my Kindness
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1917-01-26
LARGEST Fountain Pen.

what is believed To be the largest
fountain pen ever made for actual use
was completed few days ago I'm New
Orleans. This pen is made of silver
and holds two ounces of ink. 1t Is ten
inches long with the cap and eight
inches without the cap, not including
the point. The pen weighs about four
ounces
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Annie PuHs.

Make the ordinary apple sauce of
tart apples, not adding as much sugar
as usual. To quart Of the sauce stir
in three tablespoOnfuls of strawberry
until stiff, then fill cream puffs with
the mixture, place each on plate
and pour around it soft custard
sauce, favored with almond extract.
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Who Said Hash2

Bacon-A museum of the horse, pre-
senting a complete history of that AMI
NAL from the earliest known period TO
the present, has been established IN
Paris.
Egbert-Well, from all reports, Paris
hash Of the horse
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buildings do not throw SO much shade
on the street crossings as is graciOusly
provided In other cities. Policemen
who must stand at their posts, at these
wide, prairielike crossings, have been
compelled, during the hot spell, to
stand embrOiled in the sun, and take
their turn no matter what the Their
mOmeter.
But the women of Minneapolis are
noted for their attention to the pub
lie veal. They may not have the vote,
but Judging from naradeS and other
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roll
and
fey
a o
of the s
package
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Appetizing Apple Dishes.

like, and one that the older ones will
like to eat in milk, is apple corn
bread. Make a johnny cake as usual
and stir in & pint Of chopped sweet
apple. Bake as ordinary corn bread.
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doesn't
1--WE Frederick would
with educated
Mr. and Mrs Fish euhests eugest
Frederick
leader
with the
Frederick Fredertcks
cheeks
a lowell
When ii is
otherwise
ence o
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there. Fortunately, for Arhagasenas
he was able to prove, through the in
terpreter, Nicholas Demolaviocolusi-
ones, that the nickel-plated peanut
rooster given him by his uncle had no
nick in it, while that lost by Nicholas
Zacharakes had one.
Nicholas Zacharakes one night
lost a nickel-plated peanut rooster
with q nick in it.
ZacharakeS, after wringing his
hands and the cats neck, decided to
have q day of relaxation far from the
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until the pie crust is done. Have
ready a meringue of whites of two
eggs, a pinch of salt and three table
SpoOnfuls of sugar. flavor with few
drops of lemon and spread over the
pie. Bake until "A light brown
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Mothers Cook Book.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The older I grow the more confident l
am that thoughts go out like arrows; that
mental states permeate the very atmos-
phere; that men and women are often
criminally guilty for the mental touch
that goes out from them in electric fire
to some other.-Autobiograp of Hap
by Woman.
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Cheap.

"How did you make out with your
garden this year?''
Fine. l raised SO many vegetables
that the exercise / got out of working
In Ii cost me hardly anything at ALL"
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Mistake Corrected.

Il hear your newly married daugh-
ter and her husband are going to live
with you
That's n mistake"
"A mistake? | heard it from good
authority"
"A mistake, all the same. They are
not going to live with me-they are
going 20 live on me-"
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A FEW SMILES

10000 .

According TO this newspaper a
brisk business is being done selling
imitation diplomas for SO each to per-
sons who don't have time TO go to
college"
Even IL that is true, the possessors
OF imitation diplomas are vastly out
numbered by persons who have genu-
inc diplomas and bogus Quotations"