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RI ptos1.t y Rsr,a, M.srsAa

The earliest deputatiot OF women to
parliament was organized close on
two thousand years ago. Under the
triumvirate of Augustus. Antony and
Lepidus it was proposed to tax the
property Of 1,40O wealthy Roman ma
irons in order to meet part Of the ex-
penses of the civil war then raging.
They refused to submit to this imposi-
ton, and sent Hortensia. one of their
number, to plead against it before the
senate. In the course Of her speech
she asked: "Why should we be con
PEELED to pay for var into which We
had no wish to embark, or for the
support Of government whose policy
we have no means of controllingT
This argument proved so effective that
the tax or women was reduced to one
third Of the amount originally pro
posed
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23

Oos Of the most rarely witnessed Of
natural phenomena. but one that has
eften been discussed at scientific meet
ings and that always awakens wonder
when seen. Is the SO called green
fash occasionally visible at the mo-
ment Of the disappearance Of the sun
behind clear horizon. The observers
eye must be fixed upon the rim Of the
sun as 1t disappears In order TO catch
the phenomenon. One authority tells
rs that he has seen the green dash,
although rarely. at the instant Of the
setting Of bright star. Among the
explanations offered Is one based upon
the optical principle of Complementary
col0rs. II one looks at the sun and
then closes the eyes a green disk will
be perceived. A sensitive eye might
be similarly affected by a brilliant
star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT,

Q 0 o Q 0 o o o o o o o o o o {
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
~ yli.laii 0iias,IIiaaf iui1e

II greatness consists Of great ebsk
u linked With treat OPPORTUNITY then
we must pass vunchallenged the dec.
laration that Marshall is the greatest
Judge in the language, states Hugh 81.
Brown In Case and Comment. No
English Judge ever had the opportunity
Of a new field except Hardwicke In
equity, Mansfield In commercial law
and possibly Stowell In admiralty.
The world never had known science
Of a written constitution Of govern
ment until it came In Marshalrs time.
: Standing before his portrait In com
pany with a distinguished foreigner,
an American lawyer said, eve con-
slider him the greatest Judge Of our
country" A British justice replied,
you might well say the greatest
Judge of any country
Another Englishman. James Bryce.
said in substance that the higher quail
tiles Of Marshall's decisions never had
been surpassed and but rarely equaled
by the most famous jurists Of modern
Europe or Of ancient Rome.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
e nds1yIsss MaA.

- a H.
4 faa5, wifhoui n reg Is BODY W.T..
mt soul. a. walking deafh, spee't'
that frightens Every one His eoun.e
nance is sorrogfnl ard his CONVERSE
for tanguishins ard tedious. -
calls upoa an aeolainsanee ne - -
anas hin, at home. and if ne opens n.s
mont, II speak he is interrupted eve.
olonci.t so that he may mol nv. =.
.,l,ance 10 finish his discourse. when II
4 feared may cid with his asking for
money lie is avoided like re ,i'3o,
infected With Il. ease and is re@artei
- an iacumlratce tot the earth Wan'
,~akes him up III the morning. ana inis
cry accompanies him t. ed ~ hlsnl
rae iqdies discover that lie IS an =.
ward booby. landlar'ls believe tha' oe
lives upon mir. an,l i he wants ah!,
tl,ino from tr.,dasIaan he is ASKED
for cash before delivery : Bruno
Weekly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
MaeauIax,s Fifth Volume.

Macaulay lived to publish only four
volumes OF his History of England"
coming down to 1898 But after his
death his sister prepared from his
notes fifth volume. carrying forward
the history to the death Of William Ill.
This volume Is included in all the later
editions Of Macaulay's "History Of
England.r Macaulay's sister was Mrs.
Trevelyan. the mother Of Sir George
Otto Trevelyan. who has written a
history of the American Revolution.
She was greatly devoted to her broth
er. as he was devoted to her She
alone was able to decipher his hand
writing and copied the manuscript Of
his four volumes for the press Con-
sequently she was the best equipped
person to prepare the supplementary
volume.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
In a calmer Moment.

The topic having turned to the sub
sect Of regret, this story was recalled
by Senator Henry F. Hollis Of New
Hampshire:
A German named Adam became do.
pressed over the webbly way in which
the world was moving, and in hasty
moment jumped from the town wharf
into the river. The crowd on return.
ing from the river after fruitless en-
deavor was met by party named
Jacob.
vat vas it," queried Jacob, looking
over the long-faced bunch. "yat vaa
all der troubles apout?"
ADAM" answered one of the party
'He just committed suicide by jump
Ing into the river"
"Poor oldt Adam" mournfully COM
mented Jacob. He be sorry for dat
tomorrow" -Philadelphia Telegranh
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Theft In Ancient Walss.

In some ways which might nowadays
be called "sentimental" the laws Of an
Gent Wales were In advance Of those
Of today. ]. e. Lloyd In his "His-
tory Of Wales" mentions that in some
sf the codes (Which were, ~ . rule,
very severe on thefp . remarkable
provision exempted from puniShment
the starving man who, after be6ging
Tor three days and receiving nothing,
helped himself to the food which he
needed In order to keep him alive
That every man had the right to live
WINS . principle Of the law. and the
sentiment OF the country demanded
that every person Of substance should
keep open house not only for ordinary
travellers, but also for the dest1tuts and
the friendless."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Lock Canals.

The Egyptians had canals before the
days Of st. Paul. but the lock canal
which made it possible to Cross noun
tains In a boat came only q few years
before Columbus discovered America.
To BE- told that Raphael in bis spare
moments when not painting Raphael
was constructing a locomotive would
scarcely surprise you more than to be
teA thax Leonardo da vind was q
pioneer canal bock builder.
But tho hand that put upon the walls
q that historic church in Milan "The
Last Supper atso designed the locks
for Ailan's canal
That vas just i've years before an
Other Italian from the nearby town OF
Genoa sailing Spanish ship came to
anchor at San Salvador. Before the
lock system was born canals had to be
on kvei ground, although in China
they had them on slight inchnea-
Phladslphia Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Hate All Around,

The famous English chief Justice
Holt and his wife hated each other to
the limit, and when she fell danger
ously Ill he was so delighted that he
became digracefully ipsy. But his
wife was equal to the emergency and
sent for the great DR.. Radcliffe, who
hated Holt, and therefore out of spite
when the case was presentld to him
came with great promptness and saw
ed her 1ife.-Westminster Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
The Longest Fast.

The record for fasting, so far as oui
best Information goes, Is held by
CRANE, a French murderer, who de
termined to starve himself to death
and from day to day after bis arrest
refused to eat.
In spite Of every effort on the part
Of his keepers, who first tried to tempt
him to eat by placing the most dainty
meals in his cell and when that failed
attempted feeding him by force, he
held out for sixty-three days, at the
end Of which period he died.
With the exception Of CRANES case
the longest well authenticated instance
Of fasting on record is that accomplish
ed by Giovanni Succi, who lived at the
Royal Aquarium, London, for forty.
Eve days without food
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Our Growing countr,

We grow In these United States OF
ours at the rate Of ABB folks q day.
says the Country Gentleman. Think
Of It. ye descendants Of the Maynower
pilgrims-enough new Americans ev-
cry day to have crowded the passenger
list of an armada Of Mayfowes! And
think Of 1t also, ye raisers Of dairy
cattle and ye growers Of foodstuffs-
every week brings more than $1,000
new mouths to feed! A few years
hence our growth will be at the rate
Of 10000 day. 1t Will be as II little
showers of hamlets and villages rained
down constantly from the sky. These
newcomers must all be fed and cloth
ed. The farmer Is the producer Of the
raw materials. He must follow close
~ our growth. speculate on 1t. prepare
for It by progressive measures, keep
abreast Of all the live things that are
doing If he does not he will be left
at the post
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
4 Test Question.

Newell tell you, old chap. I'm -
other man since was married Sin
gleton-So1 Dies POUR wife love -
- much A. the mAn - nlnxk1o11-y
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Judicial Rebuke.

1t Is said Of Chief Justice Tilghman
Of Pennsylvania that he had great
regard for a dignifed administration
of justice, land the only time" wntes
David Paul Brown. that we ever OBJ
served him to be disconnected upon
the bench was upon one occasion when,
the business of the day having termi-
mated. bis associates arose suddenly
and were walking or without a formal
adjournment, when, turning to them.
with his usual modesty. but with some
evidence of mortifica ton. he said. Gen
tlemen. shall we adjourn, run away or
resignT-Case and Comment.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
War Horses Sham elcknses.

French army veterinarians have
lound by close observation that GER
tain horses fall most unaccountahly
Ill when In bombarded regions. They
lie down and seem so weak and nefv-
Gus that they cannot move. Later
when taken to the veterinary camp
In the rear they recover In 9 few days
and are normal. Veterinarians assert
that shamming among war kosess y
net uncommon.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Mystery In Unclaimed Novel.

An "unclaimed' novel is the latest
mystery Of the London literary WORLD.
Some time ago an anonymous mRnr-
script was left with prominent iu5-
fishing concern, which decided, ir tue
course, to publish the same. upcn
inquiry it was discovered thai t a
author had not troubled to leave eitho
name or address when he handed In
his MS. Now all sorts of romantic
conjectures have been made In con-
nection with anonymous identity
and ultimate fate-without, naturally,
hurting the books chances when It gu-
pears shortly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
An Unpremedltated Hoax.

The measles were making their an
nual round Of the Juvenile population
of the community, and Flossie was
very vexed because she didn't catch
them. She felt that nice little vaca-
ton was being denied her. One day
she came running into the schoolroom,
clapping her hands with delight.
"Oh, Miss Nichols! They're coming
down the avenue!" a(
"WhoT asked her teacher, hurrying
to the window and looking for-she
knew not what.
'The measles! Bessy Tubbs, right
on our corner, has just got them, and
now it'll be my turn next"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
An Emperor,s Compliment.

Napoleon III. had his full share OF
the Bonaparte wit, tinged with kind
Illness all his own. At ball at the
Tuileries middle aged officer and his
fair partner came to grief. AS the
mortified veteran scrambled to his feet
the emperor extended hand to hin
and. turning to the Lady, remarked:
Madame, this is the second time
have seen the colonel fall. The first
time was On the battlefield of Ma.
genta."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Milk In the Home,

o Good milk Is a health pro-
o ducer. Bad milk makes stomach
o trouble and breeds disease.
o The three "Cs" for the proper
o care Of milk In the home, &C
Q cording to the dairy specialists
o Of the United States department
o OF agriculture, are:
o Keep milk clean. cold. covered!
o Milk Is q highly perishable
o food. and the length Of time It
Q will remain sweet and safe. es.
o pecially for. children. depends,
0 the specialists say. almost en-
o drely upon the constant care it
o receives from COW to consumer.
0 Milk passes through three agen-
Q cies-the producer. the dealer
o and the consumer. If the first
Q two have done their part. clean.
o safe milk win be delivered.
0 thoroughly chilled. to the con-
Q sumer. The consumers respon-
Q sibility begins the moment the
0 milk d delivered At his door
o step.
o.
0 0 o o . o Q o . o Q 0 o o o o o
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
u..a IL fstuble 6euAA.

e WAS Z bright sunny Tuesday
0ornlmg and Mn. Brown was on the
roof preparing to hang out her wash.
when Mr.. Jones appeared on the scene
carrying q basket Of clothes.
sWhat are you dom herer demand
"a Mrs. Jones. Monday is your day
for hangin' out clothes"
Il know It H." replied Mrs. Brown.
removing the cl0thespins from her
mouth 70 she could articulate more
clearly, but It rained yesterday. an
rm hangin' 'em out today instead.
Tuesday belongs to the fourth door
back, an that's vacant, SO guess I've
got q good . right here a. anybody
ella What y It to you, anyhow
Wedpesday y your day"
"wednesday = my day, N righS,
admitted Mrs. Jones, but the paper
says rs goin' to rain tomorrow. an 1
amt takin' any chances. You take
them rags Of yours downstairs again.
or I'll throw 'em or the roofv'
And that's how the trouble began
81 Louis Post-Dispatch-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Dad Was Puzzled.

In these days Of good education chill
dren learn things their fathers and
mothers know very little about
Nora, aged nine, met her father the
the other day with her little blue eyes
full Of tears.
"Oh, daddyI" she walled tive
Just fallen and bumped my patella."
'Dear, dear! Poor little grill" said
father, alphabetically, as with the
best intentions in the world he bent
to examine her elbow.
Nora drew herself angrily away.
"Humph!" she snorted, with superior
air. II said my patella-that's not my
patella-my patella is my kneecap."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
ANCIENT TEMPLE GAVE NAME
Ammonia Was Plrst Manufactured In
The Vicinity Of the Oasis Of
jupiter Ammon.

The Lbyan oasis of siwah ID identi
eal with the ancient oasis Of Jupiter
Ammon, where, near the famous tenn.
pie or oracle. the vehement odor" Of
P1ny was first manufactured BY Q
process too inelsgant for description
hsro.
Ammon. 1t nrst . pct deity Of the
Pharaoh family circle, ultimately
collapsed Ill the other deitiss Of Egypt
Ldbya and Ethiopia, becoming King
Il The GODS" and his oracle In the
present oasis Of eiwah achieved such
celebrity that Alexander the Great
considered It necessary to journey
thither after the battle Of Issus in or.
der to b acknowledged the son Of
God Ammon." The oracle fell into
disrepute under the Romans, and Pau
sanias reported It dumb A d. 100. The
ruins Of the tsmple ere to b. seen to
~ two miles east q u town o.
eosnA 1he eeDnsh Inag lsn1no1ea|
- &c.,, .--------se
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23

It's great thing to wear shabby
clothes and an old hat Some of the
best things have ever known. IKE
these experiences Of the streets, have
esulied from coming up to life from
Underneath. Of being taken for lesf
than I am rather than for more thar
am.
did not always believe In this doe
trine Fer many years-fhs years b.
fore was rightly born into this aiiur
ing world tried quite ~ opposits
course. I was constantly attempt1ne y
come down to Me from aboyA Instsad
1t being eea4sat~ 70 carry tArougA hfs
, safBciently wonderful belng named
David 0rayseo. tried desperately y
~ up ana support 4 so1t Of dummy
ersatrrs which 90 clad. - housed. -
FED, should appear 10 b. What I
lDasid Grayson ougat to ~
psar IN the eyes Of the world O.,
upent quite lifetime trying - sat1sfy
pthsr peopls!-David 0saypea ~ 49,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Power Of EIatterY.

Wife Tin the cafe)-George, that
brute over there has been staring at
me for half an hour. Somebody ought
to knock his fool head of.
George Ito stranger)-What do y0a
mean, sir, by ogling my wife7
Stranger (calmly)-Iu admit that ]
have taken more than passing notice
Of the lady. A pretty woman with .
small foot always attracts my atten.
ton.
Wife-Now, George, don't make .
fool Of yourself and start scene In
here. The gentleman evidently meant
no harm.-Puck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Premcnition.

The COlonel-So the bank refused to
cash that check I gave you, Rastus.
Rastus-Yessah. Dat cashier man
dun hav' positively de most seeable
mind All ebah saw, sab.
The Colonel-How's that?
Rastus-Yessah. Jes' as soon as All
dun tell him whose check All had he
said it wus no good chen befo' he dur
look at IT, sah.-New York Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
High Tide.

The feminine naivete that is 30 anus.
ing to the nautical man has good L.
lustrat1on in this question asked by a
young woman who saw a monitor lying
at anchor in Boston harbor. She turn
ed to her escort and said: What makes
that boat lie SO low in the water? II 1t
high tide ?-Sailors' Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
ma RAnAatea

Representative Campbell Of Kansas
said IN recent address in Leaven-
worth:
"The corrupt man Is always stu.
pid, ignorant man.
"A corrupt voter was arrested once
In Wawa.
Wot am arrested fur?' he asked.
You are charged said the officer,
with having voted eight times
enlarged, hey?' muttered the pris-
oner. That's queer. I expected to be
paid for it.'"-St. Louis Globe-Demo
crat.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
ux.,.l ala MEXICAN ssnsasiea.

Uxtral Big Mexican ssnsatish
Hamfat--Can't you think Of an. idea
for q play In which I could score Z big
hitf
Playwrite- just the thing foe
you, old mana military play In which
as Villa you will win round after roan4
Of applause.
Hamfat-WOn't do. As villa would
be egged OF the stage.
Playwrite-You've got the DOPE
wrong. Az villa Jon get killed = ~,
Arst act.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Water For the Baby

o Infants suffer from not hay
D ing enough water to drink. Ba-
o bies are thirsty and frequently o
o CRY from the discomfort due to Q
0 thirst. o
D In proportion to its weight an
o average infant during the first o
D year Of life requires little more
o than six times as much water o
0 as an adult. During the time o
. when the child is upon an entire o
. " fluid diet the addition Of much o
. water other than that supplied o
8 by the food is unnecessary. The o
D food (breast milk Of all young o
. mammals consists of from 80 to o
. 30 per cent Of water. This IL o
. needed for the solution Of GER o
. tain parts Of the food, such as o
> the sugar and some Of the pro. o
,teids, and for the suspension Of o
the other proteids and the emul- o
> sihed fat. All the food is thus o
dissolved and minutely divided o
> 20 as to be the more readily act o
ed upon by the feeble digestive o
organs Of the infant. o
When the feeding becomes less o
frequent WAGER to drink from a o
bottle with = nipple ON it, should 0
be given to drink between the o
feelings. In summer time espe- o
cally babies suffer great deal o
from thirst Q
- o
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Wanted to Get Even,

Ward was six when baby brother
arrived. He was proud of the fins
family specimen, but when it came to
Be his steady job to rock the baby
when mother was busy it often inter
fered with the more serious business
Of playing. One day he was heard te
remark: Gee. just hope we have
one more baby so tits ki1 wi. sa"@
what 1t Is to have TO rock h,n'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Scorch Marka

Sometimes scorch marks may be re
moved by merely laying the dry gar
hent In the sunshine until the rays
fade 1t white again. II the stain re
mains 1t may be dipped in soapsuds OF
some strength and placed In the sur
again until the spot Is gone.
one Voice Music
Composers have not scorned writinG
airs to suit the style of particular sing.
ers, thus. as Francis Rogers remarks,
storing up for the usual voices Of sub.
sequent generations much travail and
sorrow" Mendelssohn crowded Hear
Ye, Israeli. with high r sharps to
give Jenny Lind. whom he adored. Z
ehance to display the particular beauty
Of her voice tn that region. With the
result that that air has been a sore
trial to most sopranos ever since
Faure, the famous French baritone,
also had a particularly facile and met.
low high F sharp, and many paris
were written especially to gfve him q
chance to exhibit it to the gasping mol
titude. But In most baritone voices
this F sharp is the very limit Of the.
upper range. and. although 1t may have
both power and brilliance, It seldom
possesses either mellowness or facil
tty; consequently all the roles written
for Faurse (Meyerbeer's "Dinorah," for
tnstanees are particular tying for the
ordinary baritone.-ArgoAaut.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23

Woe y 010ottoU u 0fohhFoof.
Ia green reporter turned to Editor
McKeiway. which should say" b
asked Assitadngiy. Ny boy Henry
laA IN en- On tho tabler"
Well" said Editor NcKelway I'm.
Datlsaely. ~ ysu want semething to
crow evsE: ~ So hat kind Of hen
assy, Ut hin lay e on the tabls II he
eaa- OeAsrwise have him put II there"
-yud0.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
1iiefsh.

Tilefish are known scientifically as
chameleon, so dubbed after. the Afri-
can lizard which they resemble. They
are handsomely colored. marked with
yellow spots and crested. Some live
almost at the surface. but they usually
are found In depths of sixty to $50
fathoms.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Happinees.

There h an instinct in the heart Of
nan which makes him fear Z cloud
less happiness. 1t seems to him that
he owes to misfortune q 1.-THE Of his
life. and that which he does not pay
bears interest, b amassed and largely
swel1s a debt which sooner or later he
must acQutt" --
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Porto Rico, sar,ap.rilla.

Sarsaparilla grows all over the island
Of Porto Rico, 1t Is in common use.
and "jibaros" peddling it in small bum
dies are to be seen constantly. 1t is
used all over the island for medicinal
purposes, brewed In the form Of vari-
GUS teas and other decoctions and also
STEPPED in rum.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
speed or Animsr>.

e b believed that no Animal has
yer exceeded the speed which can u.-
.ttained by the horse. Insta ntaneons
Photographs OF one famous specimen
bowed the full length Of a complete
stride to be abouf twenty-eiI ss..'
fhe hare has not. In reality. 1.-The sTs...s,.
{ the dog The dog. on the other
md. does not attain the speed Of the
@rse. The giraffe Is said to RIM; ~
ne rate Of fifteen yards per second .,n.,
ier the most favorable conditions RI.
.iephant g,ing at the rate Of twa
ards . second carries weight 40
'roximatins % that carried ~. ~
lapo-oL AA,u1D skinhe neDnlDnt
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
He Distinction.

4 seaoMn funeral procession, slowly
~snd1ng IT. way up the slope frem ths
ehuycA - he gFave, was intercepted
~ H. cd vsfser, who, polling biz
1br1leck n the usual Fnstic style, ad-
lEe1le4 the dsrgyman, whispering u
q 0onn2ontial manner:
aeapos sir, cuEpes's brothsr wisb0
- opoak to .ysfr'-London TIT BttA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-23
Only on the outsids.

Why, Ethel, you don't mean to tell
me you want to marry that baldhead-
ed Professor Wiseman?"
1T Is true he is bald" said Ethel,
but think how many young men of
today are bald on the inside of their
heads."