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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

Chapline Street N. Z. church, 23l2-l8
Chapline street. Sunday school at GAS
4. NJ followed by morning worship. Mr..
Gardner Corey superintendent OF the
City Union Mission. corner Fourteenth
and Water streets will relate the story
of his life also tell about some Of the
many good things being accomplished
at the Mission. Epworth League NJ
6:S0.P. NJ. w. H. Bowers president
Leader. there will be a splendid program
good music. every member of the lea
que is expected to be in his place and all
others are requested to come. Evening
services at 1870. Rev. S. X. Holt Of Zane
St. NJ. E. church will preach
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29
LUTHERAN.

Zion lutheran church, 2llS MARKET
street, Rev. L. y. Tappert OF Zion
Lutheran church. Johnstuwn, Pa, will
have charge NJ the services. Sunday
school ut 9:15 u. m; Morning service
German. 1880; Evening service. Eng
lish. 1880; Congregational meeting after
tho morning Service; Mission sociely
will meet Thursday evening. Oct. 4th.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

Second United Presby terian church.
Chapline and 14th streets Ira G.. Nc
Creary, pastor. All The regular services
will be held tomorrow. Tho pastor will
preach both morning and evening. Sub.
iects Of sermons will be: Morning. 1.-The
True Study of tho Bible" Evening.
STONES That Hinder"
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METHODIST.

First German NJ. +. church, Chapltne
street. opposite High school. Rev. Chas.
r. Scveringhaus, pastor--Sunday school
at 9:15 A. ~ Morning service in Ger
man. at 1890. subject Our Great High
Priest" Evening service in English
at TAO. subject "Appreciattng God
Promises" Sunday afternoon service at
The Old Ladies' Home. at c:30. Monday
evening the board Of Stewards Will meet.
The usual prayer service "Wednesday
evening at 7:45 p. NJ. Thursday after
noon. the Ladies' Aid Society will hold
their regular monthly meeting.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29
CHRISTIAN.

First Christian church, Rev. W. II.
Fields, pastor-Serviccs Sunday. Sep
TENDER S0th as follows: Biblo chool
$50. Morning worship 1925. Subject;
Tho Reign of the Saints Y. /. 8. G..
E. $50. Evening service TAO. Promo
ton Day service. The pastor Will de-
liver the address OF the evnning and tho
certificates of promotion Will lie award
ed by the superintendent OF tho Bible
school, DIR. w. r. Maury. Midwcck pray
or service on Wednesday, evening ut
T:45. Subject: Prayer. Tho Ladies' Aid
Society meets on Thursday ut tho
church. All duy session. Choir rehearsal
on Friday evening ut T:45. Big rally Of
the l3ible school on Sunday, Oct. 7, at
IL 4. NJ. 1000 In attendance is the slu-
gan.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29
UNITED PRESBYTERIAN.

First United Presbyterian church,
Charles H. Robinson minister. Public
worship at 1915 a m. and 1880 p. nj.
Bible school at $50 q M: Rally day
exercises Address by Dr.. Strider OF
st. Matthews church. On Wednesday
evening at 7:45 the congregation will
join with the Second United Presbyter-
Ian church in the first session Of the
Biblo Institute conducted by DR.. Dodds.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

Fourth Street church. First Metho-
dist Episcopal. Chapline street. south or
Twelfth Clarence Eugene Allen. ID.
D.. pastor-Trof. Henry Hartmann or
ganist and choir master. Sunday school
$40 a. NJ. fully graded by departments
Mems Bible class 9:45 a. NJ. taught by
the pastor. kindergarten department
lo:45 a. N. where parents may leave
their children and attend church ser
vice. Public worship l6:45 A. Nj. and
1870 ?. NJ At the Peoples service in tho
evening the chorus choir. Quartette and
soloists. under the direction Of Prof.
Hartmann. will render n sacred musical.
Mid-weck service Wednesday 1880 ?. NJ.
conducted by the pastor
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

Warwoed Christian church, Francis
N. Biddle, minis:er. Bible school 9i45j
4. H.. Carl Camthus. superintendent;
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st. James Lutheran church. 14h?-
141l Chapline street. Roy! Walter T..
Schuette, pastor missionary Sunday.
Sunday. $50. Sunday school and Bible
classes. English and Germany. OILS n.
m; Morning service (GermanI at 1876
address on missions and special offer
ing for missionary purposes; Evening
service (English} at 7:45 with mission
AIRY address and special missionary nf-
ferinKsi Monday evening" 500. sick hem
eft societ tuesday afternoon, AN
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

| "But isn't your son rather young to
join the arm'?
We'll. ne y very young. but then he's
going to id the infantry. "-Boston
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Island Christian church. Il. X. Van
Wrinkle. pastoral. +. Form Supt.. $50
So. Huron. Bible school 9:3u y. NJ.
Worship 10:<5 y. NJ. Subject III sermon.
Tho School OF Christ" Violin solo 10y.
Prof. Godfrey FeiuXu Of Columbus. O..
Christian Endonvur G:l5. Evening
preaching 7:30. Subjects 1.-The Ensign
Of the Nations" Christian Endcavnr
Rally Sunday evening. Oct. 7, Bible
school rally day Sunday morning. Oct.
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PIKE cHuRCHES.

Vance Memorial Presbyterian church,
Wnodsdale. James Mease Potter, u. ..
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Stone Presbyterian, ELM Grove, L. b

Stone Presbyterian, Elm Grove. l.. b.
Luwellyn. pastur--Public services at IL
\. NJ. and 7!3O 2, NJ. Morning subject:
"Ficry Furnaces" Evening subject:
Christ Wounded In House Of Friends
Sa hbath school Mt 9!4S. Music led by or
rhestra and chorus. Junior G, q, 4!Su,
Young Peoples meeting at $50, Miss
Mabel Hallett leader Preparatory ser
vices to communion on Sabbath at II
~ NJ on Wednesday. Thursday and Fri
day at 7l45 r. NJ. and Saturday at . i,
N.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-09-29

St. pauls church, Elm Grove, J, Logan
Fish. rcctnr-There will be service in
St. Paurs church tomorrow, the seven
tecnth Sunday after Trinity. at four
o'clock in the afternoon. Rev: l.. O.
FnrQucran will have charge of the SER
ltrn
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-28

~O4NI EOO1Ng1NE
INNOCENCE d.
do you know, Margie," said
Paula, continuing her story, 81 new
er have regretted my experience with
Earnest LawtOn. learned so many
things from it. First, in my girlish
innocence, l thought him ali good
and then I thought him all bad. At
last I came to know he was only a
selfish, egOtisticaI man, with the
somewhat prevalent idea that
woman was only a plaything for his
lOTdship.
1T came upon me in the nature of
a great surprise to see how his love
grew for little EaTnestine-the baby
he had not wanted and whom he had
neglected during all her adorable lit
tie life. He had only seen her once
before she made her appearance in
Philadelphia, but her daintiness and
above all her belief in and admira-
ton for him seemed to pour balm on
The wound my DETECTION had made
upon his self love.
The child worshiped her daddy
and her adorable way Of showing it
made her the constant companion of
her father. And that man really firt-
ed with his own baby. She was just
what he had always wanted, but
had never found in his many loves
a plaything who wOrshiped him
bIindly and could be easily put aside
when he was tired.
She, Of course, never worried him
by making him think, nor did she
seem to have a single thought except
for him. Her childish devotion had
much Of his own manner in it. When
he was about she absolutely ignored
her mother and had only for him her
sweetest smiles.
However, from some queer quirk |
she took a great fancy to me and she
was not able to fathOm inst whv she (
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-03-28

wandered away from her parents
reprOVing eyes and strayed into my
dressing room. The question rather
embarrassed me, so l answered by
asking, Who told you didn't love
your father, baby dear?'
He did-his very Onest self, she
answered positively.
g Well, dear, guess it is because
love you so much that haven't any
love left for any one else,' was my
explanation, and it seemed to satisfy
her, for, like her father, she wanted
to be the whole thing in any ones
affections to whom she took a fancy.
MY daddy says he's coming home
with mUvVeT and me this summer
and he'll buy me horsy and We'll
ride all over
That will be nice, dear
" wis you could come wiz us
Your mother will be there I
said.
" Muvver can't ride, but heard
my daddy tell her you can ride like
an-an-oh, sOmpin' l can't think.
My mUvVer cried when he said it, and
then he said, Don't worry. Miss
Newton won't wUV me or want me in
her life at all" Don't you want my
daddy?'
" No, dear, want you to have
him
Fank you she said, with the
greatest satisfaction as though had
made her the greatest present. Just
then Earnest called and instantly she
had no thought but of him. The pit
ty yaidy div you tome, she Hsped as
she ran into his arms.
" Did she, baby child?' he said.
Instantly, Margie, I realized that
Earnest LawtOn had called tiny Ear
nestine's mother baby chiId'-that
he had probably held the silly en-
dearment which I had though my
own special property as a kind of
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
Pointed Paragraphs

Life f. worth living better than
most men live a.
Some people appreciate beautiful
things, but most people merely care
for ornaments.
r f. good 10 be wise. but It is
wiser 20 be good.
Mystery other and equally On.
uclng name ~ woman!
Many a man thinks himself gen
ius because hs lives BY bis Wits
He who pursues two rabbits viii
succeed IN catching neither
n - we'll % watch virtue which
employs a press agent
Many lives would bo great deal
swecter n they were not quite 20
euRary
II man Is unable 20 sleep IN the
morning when he should get up he
has insomnia IA its worst form
Try 10 be always NJ your bosf
Wherever The sun is ~ is 70 o'clock
30 particular about The people
who praise Won The hog has a
hirh opinion of bis wallow
Careful wives who habibally
make up their husbands minds TO-
sne the process until they attain 'he
most satisfactory results.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
Story
BY Or. FRANK CRANE
Copyright. 1916. by Frank cFane)

/ heard a good story the other day.
The worlds best and most disable wis
dom by and by gets itself into a story.
And when the truth is embodied in tale
that is, when it is expressed in terms
of imagination-then it is made flesh
and dwells among us"
A farmer had become tired OF his
farm. He had lived on TIE place all his
life. He was born there. When boy
he drove the cows in from the field, gath
cred apples in the orchard, swan in the
creek, and carried his books across the
meadow and thru the woods-pasture to
the little box of school-house down the
north road
As young man he ploughed and har-
rowed In the spring, made hay and bound
oats in the summer, and hauled fodder
to the cattle in the winter.
To the old home he had brought HIS
bride There his three children were
born that were, now grown up and gone.
lie was sick Of the place. He dreamed
of some nice. quiet spot where conditions
were ideal. where he could pass his de-
Ginning days in comfort.
SO he went to a real estate agent in
town and listed his farm for sale The
agent drove out and looked the premises
over. he said he thought he would have
no difficulty in finding a'purchaser. as
the property seemed to be in fine condi-
ton.
When the farmer got the next weeks
issue of his county paper he read the
real estate agents advertisement. 1t was
good one.
Il stated that the Perkins farm Of
100 acres was for sale 1t was all fer
tile. a crop failure had never been
known. There were forty acres of ex-
cellent timber, a good arteSian we'll,
plenty of pasture land and charming
dwelling house, with adequate barns, bins
and sheds The place was we'll stocked
with cattle. horses, pigs and poultry. 1t
was Of easy access to the city, and had
telephone and rural free delivery advan-
tages. Any one looking for an ideal
farm would do we'll to consult the agent
at once.
The next day the farmer called at the
agents Office and said:
Say, | read your advertisement of my
place in the paper and as near as | can
figure that's exactly the kind of farm
I've been looking for. I'll keep it my
self"
All Of which goes to show that it pays
to advertise, even if only to satisfy your
self.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
Anniversaries

fseo rIeet n'tsd out ~ Msssa-
~husett7 sElnsf Port RoFu org
from R0rton under Sir william
NPh,rus
Nassar co ere born IN EuEland
pfee AZ paaehtecprfe y y, r1ns 90
Igss.
1851 FIRST train sent over tho Erie
raurcaf
1854 Two hundred ives lost IN a
collision between the American ship
Fcsncr grf inuiTranf ship Favorite
in The fSnyilsh charnel
1882 Port JRck-on. about 81 miles
below New Orleans surrendered %
Gen y p RIf'er
1sfe crr1o Pe-rto tho italian pa
frolt whose firfri comment wa do
rounref hv Nr Gladstone died m
Florence Born IN naples in 1903
1896 Tho Hrlftai nnval forces fpnb
pnraeasior - the $lraraRuan custom
horeo ~ Corlntn
fafE American oU tank steamer
CuehinR fr1resf hg German nero
rinre'e hnmh ir North Sen.
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY ~ THE
war.
Germans claimed gains against
Prffi4h on western front
Third detachment ~ Russian troops
arrived m Narsoi'lcF.
British forces under Gen Town
send healeEaf ln' Kut ei-hmara
forced 90 surrender % the Turks by
starvation
rODAY's BIRTHDAYs.
r. Rev Charles e Dlmstef. Fris-
coun1 bishop ~ Central Now York.
born ~ Cohoes. ~ T.. ~ years ago
today
Episcopal bishop Of Austin Texas.
born in BEDFORD county. Va. Gs years
aF1 today
otto r Barnard noted lawyer %
New York city md candidate FOR
u-nvor in faNa born IN Brooklyn. ".
y ca years aRo today.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
CuTOR AND RELEASED.

GUlOh AMI hEA4~AoA~Afs
April flames Sharkey, No. ii An
chor-st. killed by c. ID. Waterman.
STATEMENT TAKEN By PROSE
CUTOR AND RELEASED.
April 19.-Walter Stempein, No. 90
Godner-ave. killed by Paul Ragowsh.
STATEMENT TAKEN BY PROSE
CUTOR AND RELEASED.
April 19.-Josephine Dyeurnsh, No.
1905 Orleans-st.; killed by Joseph
Szjeckwicz.
STATEMENT TAKEN BY PROSE
CUTOR AND RELEASED.
Feb. l7.-Mrs. Mary Doyle, Of No 400
Eighteenth-st.. killed at Humboldt-st.
and Michigan-aye The driver escaped
and has not been arrested.
Consequently. HIS STATEMENT HAS
NOT BEEN TAKEN BY THE PROSE
CUTOR.
Come on, Mr.. Prosecutor-BE a prose
cutor
Wake up. Mr.. Jasnowski, and get into
the game.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
Those Ally CensOrS Are
Tight. But Have Shown Us
Nothing at All Like This

Those Ally censors may pride them
selves on being pretty tight, but when II
comes TO being real close-mouthed, indef-
mite and uncertain we Americans are It,.
Asked. at San Francisco, where
U-boats are operating, Capt. Gilmer,
commandment of the 18th naval district,
said that apparently credible reports in
dicate that submarines are probably of
the west Mexican coast.
Capt. Gilmer ought to meet that non
committal cub reporter who was early
warned to be reliable. avoid libel and al-
ways qualify, or modify when The APP
parent facts had q tendency 10 hurt the
standing or feelings Of folks, and vino
turned in to his editor something like
this:
1T is generally rumored that some
five thousand people attended the we'd
ding Of Mr.. 7. Gainsome Fisher and Miss
Mayre Gish, at First Church, sometime
between 5 a. m. and noon today, Rev.
Philip Easeright, for 40 years the alleged
head of our local clergy, officiating
while he is approximately 59l2
years old, it is said to be Mr. Fishers
first plunge into the matrimonial waters,
and we have no tangible evidence to the
contrary.
THE bride, whose debut we had the
pleasure of chronicling in the past Is
supposed to be the only child Of Hon.
j. Gould Gish reported to be president
of First National Bank, surplus S42,
000, 600, or so advertised. She was fully
attired in a white brocade, presumably
paid for by her father A
"A careful count Of the presents
showed them to be fairly numerous and
probably satisfactory and costly. The
alleged happy pair, after a short tour
east or west, will receive their supposed
friends at their new bungalow,2l TEN
ple-ss, after May ist5, sooner or later"
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
Out of the Mouths of Babes

Little Ruth-My teacher says our
conscience Sc what tells us when
We do wrong.
Little Wlllle-W Well. l don't care
Just go e don't 90 and tell nam
ma
sunday School Teacher -Bobbie
can YOU tell me what caused The
Good?
Bobble-Yes. ms'am; # rained.
Msmma-Hs1el. l thought I told
SOU not 20 eat your candy til after
dinner
Hazel-Im not eating II, man
ma. I'm only sucking the juice.
Robert" said the teacher n
mall pupil, what II the chief use
az bread"
"To spread butter and Jam on"
vas tho reply.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
If You Cannot Sleep
ny n, ARLINGTON nRUCE
Author Of The Rlddle or Person
ality." "PsyChology ana
parenthood." etc.

By many@lettcrs am reminded
that the problem OF sleeplessness Is
ever with us. and that the army Of
insomnlacs still is a large one To
those who occasionally or habitual-
ly aud 70 dlmcult 20 sleep. / offer
the following suggestions. as sum
marizlng helpful knowledge gained
from medical research and obserya-
tion.
Most Insomnia Is durable And
10 Is durable hy mental and hygienic
means. rather than by drugs In.
deed. The best rule 20 adopt is:
Never take drugs for insomnia
In most cases chronic insomnia is
due 20 mental state OF tension
Worry IA perhaps its most common
cause. and chiefly worry about ones
inability 70 sleep
Conquer this particular form Of
worry by cJ'tlyatins a habit OF not
fret'ing over the absence Of sleep,
and the chances OF falling asleep
promptly and regularly are In
creased n thousandfold.
ALWAYS The insomniao should try
20 ger himself into relaxed state
mentally and rby cally Lot him
he quietly iu. bed hi muscles To-
Taxed his mind occupied with p'cg
inc isncies u Do turns and twists
and fumes be viii remain wakefll
until completely exhausted
A softly ticking clock in the bed
room or a meironome. often assists
greatly In producing state OF men
tai relaxation
Pc enre to have the bedroom well
ventilated Lack ~ ventilation as =
not uncommon causo of vakertt
ness So IS 700 much bed covering
or TOO lrtle
Internal physical causes must also
Do rcctoned with Goodness of the
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
''The Next Room"

Where hide they all7
Dear friends ~ yesterday. last year
and long ago,
who wnlkaf with Us when life was
all aRlow
And rafnHows spnnned the gloom.
E1t far away. we know
rer are All gone. We troN,
Into fho next room.
Years near apacet
Dark dars. with heavy mist now
dnrp.nlnE into rain,
Close upon uH. and we View Win
pain
The rrrrfrai rhndowa loom
A morning wIenmi and TO-
We. TOO. l'ft the latch. and 20
Into the next room.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

should be nursed az regular inter
walls Nursing should be continued
FOR the creator part ~ The first
year u Is advisable tho 20 give
the baby one bottle OF artificial food
about the fourth month In order
20 get 10 accustomed 20 taking g.
This is often difficult 70 do. II put
OF untn a later period
WEAVING should be accomplished
gradually. 40 hard and fast rule
FOR weaving can be outlined Il
should depend entirely upon the
condition OF the baby and the moth
err
II The baby cannot have mothers
milk. the grearest care should be-
used in selecting artificial food
Cows milk such az IS sold as certl
fed milk. should be selected It
should then be modified % as 20
resemble human milk rs nearly as
possible The limited digestive. pow
or Of he baby should always be
carefully kept In mind
No mother should attempt 70 feee
The baby with COWS milk except
as directed by doctor Each baby
Is different only a doctor can tell
you in Just what proportions the
milk should De given The food
hat may be all right FOR your neigh
bor's child may De all wrong for
your own.
Everything that comes IN contac.
With the baby'J food must be olcar
The hands should be washed care
fully and dried with a clean towel
before preparing baby's food
IN preparing the dishes necessary,
bon TEN In water, bat do not use n
towel FOR drying Instead. invert
The dishes afterS taking them from
the boiling water and allow them TO
dry from their own heat.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
The Old Gardener Says

tits strange SO few people are
familiar with tho annual flower
known as helichrysum. which De-
hy FAR the best OF OIL the ever
lasting. The flowers come In
several pretty shades Of pink
red and yellow. and the colors
remain wi'hQuf fading an winter
IN thr flower heads are cut iust
before tho blossoms ouon Seeds
s0wn early win produce bloom
ing plants by midsummer
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
HIS FAVORITE.

Have YOU favorite walter in this restau-
rant ."
Perhaps Let mo look around bit
What do you mean by that7"
I'm iua' trying 70 locate my favorite waiter.
He's The only ono here I haven't tried yet
birmingham AgeHerald
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28
from Another Point of VieD
81 c. 7. S.

One Of the most satisfactory ways Of
setting out a cherry tree, we are inform
ed, is to place potato at the end of the
large root. But look at what that makes
a cherry tree cost.
We imagine that hospital patient who
jumped from the third story is, at this
writing, at least that much lower.
President Wilson seems TO have the full
cooperation of everybody with the one
exception of the weather man.
ODD NAME CONTEST.
"Frat Towns" In the Polk Gazetteers
Kappa, Ind.
Alpha. Idaho
Delta Colorado .,.
sigma Michigan
Gamma Missouri
Theta North Carolina.
Zeta Missouri
And then. again, Just as we are willing
to be as patriotic as they make EN- and
to get in on this food conservation thing
along comes somebody and suggests that
we should eat rice.
Then it is hard to wait until sunset, 10
take down the flag.
We can be for the United States with
out taking on a Chinese diet.
Planting onions is another way, Phyllis.
TO set out 10 help your country.
Whatever became Of that army Roose-
yett was going 10 take TO France
IN The Houghton school Friday afternoon af 2
o'clock patriotic program viii Do given POI Gadi
cate the hanging Of three large picture ~ Wash.
nFton ltRc0ln and Wilson News item.
What an appropriate day 20 pick out for
a hanging.
WASN'T two weeks ago last Wednes-
day a beautiful springlike day?
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

NHs FOR the Of dragging the sd
vesirg r and
Of truth. welcomes letters relating
~ home aars worth o. goods II proper recognition 70
advertisers
found The Times viii print the letters which appear most
the
writer's and address w oe
&
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

Dear me Mrs scrubbs Did YOU do that1
Tie seems such n nice quiet man too"
The charwoman pursed her lips.
He n now, mum" she said, meaningly.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

tcaHpOUnN mad 70 DO used a
sigh escaped the lips OF Lazy
Lorenzo
"Jem." no said 20 his COM
panion, I'm fair done up"
Don't mean ter say yer fun
up" sputtered Jem.
"No bloomin' fear" said
Lorenzo
The lady in charge overheard
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

one day TO assist in moving
some heavy furniture The
man came. and tho widow was
astonishod 10 see how battered
his face looked
HAS your poor husband had
an accident" asked the widow.
"Oh. no. mum. that's what
'appened when we 'ad a few
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

drunk
You'll have to come again" declared the jan
or
Il didn't say how much past So" cautiously
replied the alleged drunkard.
What's Washington famous for9" asked La
veil as he continued his work OF writing the
mans name down on tho botter.
He never told lie" promptly answered the
old fellow.
And suppose YOU are following his exam
ple?"
You bet your life." said the defendant
Bring this fellow 20 jail and well charge him
with lying" instructed the jailer to one OF his
assistants.
The Detroit times., 1917-04-28

the conversation.
What's the matter with YOU" she asked
ITS this way. num- said Lorenzo YEARLY
I'D ike a larger spoon. mum. Liftln' up this
little un 30 many times has fer done me up"
Spring cleaning was in progress. and male
labor was hard 20 find The widow asked her
"charlady" n she would bring her husband along