Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-07-16
(By ICY" LOGSDON.)
Well just naturally he dadburncd
again! Dadgummcd II we won't.


Well just naturally he dadburncd
again! Dadgummcd If we won't.
Some few days ago we were dad
burned, the occasion for the dadburn-
ing being the action OF Cy Youngs
help in winning both ends of a double
header from the Ardmore battalion
of oft adopted ball beavers. This ac-
ton was contrary to precedent, 1t hav-
ing been fixed rule for the Pro-
ducers to permit themselves to win
but one contest of any double exhibi-
tion.
Precedent Busted.
When they so far forgot themselves
as to accumulate n brace OF victories
in a single afternoon we were actually
overjoyed, thus were dadburned. Yes
terday we were Inundated beyond ex-
preston. thus additional dadburning.
Again, contrary to preceent. the Scott
men forgot their rigid rule and in
stead of managing to lose one game OF
the two they simply lost both games
before a mess OF spectators that taxed
the capacity Of the stadium located on
the west brink of Little Africa.
Perhaps at no time during the
course of a short and somewhat check
cred career have we been humiliated
so dadburn bad. The humiliation was
brought about by our action in sup
plying a couple of ladybugs with the
official Information that Tulsa would
win both games.
A Bum Prediction.
While we were strolling thru the
grandstand looking the situation over
o.
ly-bug called us by our first name,
asking who would return victorious
With wildly palpitating heart we
stepped forth with the information
that both ends of the twin bill would
20 to the home boys and tried to re-
member where we had seen her be-
fore
Being unable to recOllect having
formally met the young lady because
of inability to concentrate our thots
while the multitudinous gathering
munched its peanuts, we withdrew to
the press box, which was as COM
pletely filled as the grandstand Even
there we could not remember the day
we met her. So we gave 1t up, altho
It is seldom we forget such gala occa-
sions as that must have been.
We Blush.
At 6:22 o'clock yesterday afternoon
we passed out Of the ball lot and were
maneuvering for an opening that we
might breeze across the motorcar-
congested avenue to institute the
vending OF weary sandwichward
way when this same ladybug peered
over the sides of a gigantic automo-
bile and shrilled: you're fine judge
OF ball players, aincha?" Then she
laughed, the other woman laughed
and a male individual at the steering
wheel guffawed.
Whereupon we turned somewhat
pink and brushed great gobs OF hu-
initiation saturated Precipitation from
n fevered brow with paw that trem-
bled like a leaf in a raging October
gale, losing all interest in the day we
met her. 1t was apparent our cause
had been queered.
Aw. Well
Aw. we'll! We can't win them all.
Altho yesterdays scores show Nc
Alester accumulated six tallies In the
first exhibition while Tulsa was OBJ
tanning a lone marker. and that the
party OF the first part managed for
four runs In the second performance
while not a single Producer eased
across the rubber, the games were not
so bad from a standpoint Of baseball.
1t developed that the principal
trouble was the inability Of Young's
toilers to hit the slants served by
Meestaire Faircloth and the inability
of the same group of persons to
smack. at timely moments, the offer
ings Of one Meestaire Stewart, labor
ing upon the mound for the Miners
and Aeaving from the offhand side.
Fearing there might be some who
will speak harshly Of the local repre-
sentation In the world Of hosshide
pills and willow clubs. we desire to
announce that the Producers hit the
ball hard and often and that numer-
GUS Scottmen got on the paths. True.
the box score, which Is being COM
piled by an Industrious youth at the