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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
Editors Mail
ALIEN PREFERRED

Editor Tho Star: wish 10 state a
little incident which came to my
knowledge. and ask you how the
working people OF this country can
be- expected TO show patriotism and
national enthusiasm when such con.
ditions cI's. az the following:
I. who - y born and raised in this
country. an who gave a days wage
90 the Red Cross last summer. and
cannot contribute more beca use am
on; % work. tried 20 get work Mt the
plant OF J. Y. Duthie a Co.
While in the offioe. an Italian
came In and applied for the same
Kind OF work. for which was ask
ing when asked how long he had
been In this country, he said.
Twelve years" and whom asked II
he had his papers. he said: NO. ="
For some reason he got . 700 and
didn't
Nov. I AJAX. why. When ! an a nat
urai born citizen Of this country
do-~ foreigner. who has for -
years. been enjoying the benefits OF
this grand. fr~e country Of ours. and
who haunt had denency enough 70
take ont his papers. get work In
preference 10 uss,
A wORKINGAAN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
Hooverize on STYLES?

At Cleveland third city of the world production
of readymade garments. the garment manufacturers OF
the country gathered to devise saving of cloth in
ems SUITS and it is really movement for conservation
of highest Importance
Why save wheat. meat sugar fuel and such, and keep
right blowing in money superfluous cloth?
Why put week into knitting socks that be bought
for SLIP and around in oversr containing enough
cloth to make sl2 worth Of socks?
Why put father on allowance of egg and potato
per day that he may save money for Liberty bonds and
spend eggs and 40 bushels of potatoes bag
whose only duty is to flop in the wind?
We admit that weak suggestions for those
designers Cleveland Their proposition to make EN-
shorter at the lower the top is chock full Of
dreadful possibilities II to worst and either
Of those alternatives has to be adopted. cannot whole
lot of elastic be put into them? We refer the skirts
TO the wearers.
IF YOU'VE got the you've go, cro-.
s.snb-rshp
LOOKS LIKE Mr. santa Claus gOtns ban by
Christina
real busy these times.
ONE HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND from single sa.anr
Isn't to be sneezed at
four minutes He's not Seattle
THE NATIONAL food aamInlsrauon ha, decided hash meat
Sure what kind Of neat An kinds
you viii end Asks W F 4 Ny
4 will end before rhe finishes her socks"
STORE KEEPERS in British cuo, are urged reduce
One'' day week of'en'r:
CHEER y has 4, aso+s',9 he: ss.o,s and
A tina hasntg ut cd
odfashioncd
noasache cup
EVERY AMERICAN boy now in France
daily stamp a
soldiers in khadf Tor a day.
BRITISH general only eaan.. ssa, German
Long un In the fighting The Germans
In a o
SAYS swoR. at lam can't
no
you JUDGMENT"
BACK ~ the godhearted boss used offer his
his
he a
GERMANS re-
Perhaps changing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
HEALTH QUESTIONS

Hrp !. n asks. is milk. sven a,
the price today. a better diet for
growing children than good beef
steak"
Yes, N properly used. milk is more
easily dlgrstsd than meat and more
81 its food componsnts are readily
taken up by the body. II is sluos,
never responsible for any serious
sickness. save In the Instances in
which an uneiean product is used
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

er To write 10 The star. but mono Of
us had the nerve. 80 we decided 20
draw straws. and drew the short
one. so ] am writing.
Anything sent TO me will be divid-
cd among the boys. am proud 90
say that ! have lived IN dear old
Seattle all my life
ALFRED WIENER,
Co. Z. End Bat. issth Depot Brigade,
Camp Lewis. Wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

Editor The Star: While some Of
NJ were in Seattle we heard a happy
little group In a hotel lobby say that
II they knew the address Of some Sc
attic boys at Camp Lewis. they
would send them a nice little lunch
and some smokes for Thanksgiving.
SO we boys TIED to get one anoth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
CAR SERVICE

Editor The Star: Our car services
In miserable. and our merchants
need not wonder that many citizens
stay at home and keep their cash.
instead Of standing in the rain and
waiting until the car lords deem II
time 20 send their creeping cars
along. Why DO we stand this in
stead Of fighting against this greedy
outfit' r. SMITH.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

output from these
people IN the fac.
tory
This IL ono Of
tho conclusions 10
i,e drawn from q
report % Prof
Kent o, the uni'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

Dave Fultz must have paralyzed
his arm. lie hasn't sent a story 20 the
sport eds for almost a month.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
VITALITY

Hurried breakfast or none At all
on tho part Of employees means less
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

You hear the call.
Have you answercdy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
THE GERMANS a

GERMANS
o
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

tho offer
men
Christmas living practng good
he a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
sor,e aiIscr-Tvmuie.

Ground glass found in food In
Los Angeles. Probably Just another
attempt 90 substitute for meat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

SAYS swoR. the Moore "Mcbbe Uncle Sam en-
MAX nFhtin'
you JUDGMENT"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

WHATS BECOME minute who stop
four minutes not Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24

ONE HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND from
Isn't be sneezcd
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
SEAMAN ON TRANSPORT is
COMMENDED FOR BRAVERY
Secretary Daniels Praises John Swigart
for jumping Overheard To
Save COmradc.

WASHINGTON, Nov 29.-John J.
Swigart, naval seaman on an army
transport. was commended by Secre-
tary Daniels today for his gallant con-
duct in leaping into the sea in a
courageous but unavailing effort TO
rescue shipmate from drowning.
The vessel was moving at a high
speed when the shipmate fell over
board. Slwigart jumped from the
stern into the vessels wake and
searched for his shipmate until COM
pletelv exhausted. Swigart's nearest
kin is William Swigart in Newport
Kentucky. \
The secretary commended also Chief
Electrician William Joseph Murphy
of the crew OF the United states de-
stroyer Cassin. which was torpedoed
October 10. Murphy stuck to his post
at the radio outfit, which was put
out OF commission by the explosion
and succeeded in making repairs that
enabled the damaged vessel to get In
touch by radio with other craft. His
wife lives In Brooklyn. n. Y.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
LIBERTY LOAN MACHINE
WILL BE KEPT READY
Secretary McAdoo Calls Dis
trict Representatives Into
Conference.

WASHINGTON. Nov. 2s-To per-
feet Liberty loan organizations thru
out the country for the period OF the
war. Secretary NcAdoo today called a
conference Of representatives OF Lib
erty loan committees in each OF the
twelve federal reserve districts and OF
the woman's Liberty loan organiza-
ton. 20 be held in Washington De-
cember 10.
While the secretary has announced
that there Will be no further Liberty
loan Issues at least until after Febru-
AIRY l." said a treasury department
announcement che believes II essen
tlal that educational work in prepa-
ration Tor future loans be conducted
continuously. 50 that the people may
become fully acquainted with the
worth OF government securities the
advantage OF thrift and economy and
the financial needs Of the government
to wage war against Germany
Governors Of the federal reserve
banks have been asked TO attend the
conference and also TO designate and
send az least three OF their principal
Liberty loan executives OF their dis
tr'cts The members Of The women's
Liberty loan committee and the fed
eral directors OF that committee also
have been invited 10 the conference
which Is 70 continue about d week. 4
In order 20 obtain for the benefit
or the treasury department and OF the
various committees the experience OF
the executives and workers In the sew
eral districts, a series Of special meet
ings will be held Views will be in
terchanged so that methods used sue
cessfully In one district may be made
available IN others.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
THAT TTACHERs, ROW.

Advance nou-es from the state
capital. where the educational forces
OF Oklahoma are assembling for the
twelfth annual meeting Of the Okla
homa Educational association, lndi-
cate that a good-sized row is in the
offug.
At the convention a year ago reso-
luton was put thru without dlssension,
dlssolving the present form OF the as-
socla tion, and providing for six
district association the districts TO
conform 20 the state normal areas.
This is known as the California
plan. from the form which has been
adopted In that state
shortly after the adjournment OF
the convention a controversy broke
out in the committee named 10 work
out the details Of the new plan. It
has been stated that some Of the ses-
slons held were spirited, and that tho
best Of feeling does not now prevail
among the committee members
The question. to all advance infor-
nation. is to come up again. and
Il is likely the present body n
teachers viii be asked 10 ratify or re-
pudiate the action OF last years meet
ing. Both sides are prepared for bat
tie.
II will be q depiorable condition II
the association is unable TO reach an
amlcable agreement upon one OF the
two plans. Regardless Of the merits
OF the present association or OF the
one proposed a serious aspersion Will
be cast upon the state II shay I.ssen-
sion. or. what IL predicted by some. an
absolute split In the association occurs.
II Is possible that the state assocla-
tion In the past has been used TO po-
litical ends as has been charged. The
presidency Of the association has. II Is
true. been looked upon as the stepping
stone 10 the state superlntendency.
Whether this or the obvious Is true
Oklahoma can III afford TO have a
miniature war among the men and
women selected to lead It's youthful
inhabitants and TO train the future
citizenship.
The World truly hopes that for the
sake OF unity. the teachers will rise
above controversy and with good tenn
pers agree upon some plan Of action.
AT least until the nation finishes with
the job II has abroad.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
NeU State Charters

OKLAHOMA CITY. Nov. 29.-Sec-
retary OF State ]. l.. Lyon has issued
the following charters:
Guilford Lead G. Zinc Co, Miami.
capital, $4,000; incorporators, John
;: Cheyne, William r. Land, Walter
NJ. Williams Miami.
Golden Rod Construction company,
Miami, capital $4,000: incorporators.
F. G. Wallower. Joplin, Mo: Edgar
H. Wallower, Oklahoma City; A. 9.
Wallace. Miami
Weona Lead & Zinc Co. Tulsa. cap
ital. 100000: incorporators. II. NJ.
Welliver. c. c. Brown, II. r. Nc
Creary, Tulsa.
Silver Crown Mining & Royalty Co.,
Vinita. capital, s1,50G,000; incorpo-
rators. w. T. Crosslen. C. T. Jordan,
y. l.. Limbaugh. Vinita.
Mineral Lead & Zinc Co, Chicka
sha, capital 100000; incorporators
w. L. Bonnell, Clark Trammell. Ed
Eitsche, Chickasha
Mack Drilling company. Okmuleee
capital, $4,000; incorporators. VIII
liam c, Newman, Dwight Richardson
Okmulgee r. H. Young, Morris.
Dempsey oil & Gas Co, Chickasha,
capital 5000; incorporators. ]. p
Dempsey, Homer Maudlin, =. G.
Stacey. Chickasha.
Timber Ridge oil & Gas Co. Mus
kogee, capital, s27.00O: incorporators
c. II. Pittman. J. C. stull Mary B. Pit
man, Muskogee.
Union Royalty company. Blackwell
capital, $3.50, 900; incorporators ]. w
Morse, Charles B. Bersche, II. 3
Spencer. Blackwell
Blackstone Consolidated Coal com.
pany, Okmulgee, capital $1,000. 900,
incorporatOrs. Harlan Reed, d. B
Beyhan, A. w. Anderson. Okmulgee
Rush Petroleum company, Tulsa
capital. S25000; incorporators, G. Y
Williamson, l.. II. Kelts, A. G. Marrs
Tulsa.
George Drilling company, Tulsa
cartal. $4,000; incorporators, L b
George, a. II. Kruger, Isaac Shuler
| Tulsa.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
Dies Irae
CNorE:-rhe following poem

(NorE;-The following poem by
TulSan. appeared IN recent Issue
of the Kansss City starr
Der tag" the kaiser called II.
And loosed his hordes OF hate.
Boosting bund with God on high
To slay and desolate.
And many a fair Did city
And century hallowed fame
Crumbled to ghastly ruin
Beneath the Internal rain.
Whence came the frightful osre
To rule a land OF joys,
or music song and fairy lore.
OF Santa Claus and toys?
The robbers OF the forest black
Would shun his compa ny
The Harzberg dwarfs and elfia men
From such a monster flee.
The lovely Lorelei, in dread
OF sinking submarine
Have hid away: no murder crew
A smile from them may win.
The Tannenhaum's soft taper glow
BY liquid fire is mocked
The impious Prussian chant Of hate
Disturbs the "stille nacht."
Rreakins the sacred silence
OF Koln's golden shrine,
Where sleep the eastern magi---
Friends of the child divine.
Hear they the dreadful turmoil
OF this, the kaiser's day.
And dream of another Herod.
Staying the babes at play?
The brutal pride Of Caesars
Too long has marred the world
The flag that flaunt their vultures
black
Must be forever furled.
Not all In vain did Winkelreid
Rare his undauntcd breast
MAKE way for liberty" His cry
Yet thrills the free born west.
Wear It. mad prince OF Prusslan hate
still standing in her path -
The blood red day you called you
own
. Is freedoms day OF wrath
Robert Emmett Bennett
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
NEW YORK FEASTS SOLDIERS
Thanksgiving Spread Set for 10000 il,
Private Homes.

NEW YORK, Nov. 29.-Patriotic
New York today provided Thanksgiv.
ing dinners and holiday cheer TO more
than thirty thousand soldiers and
sailors of the United States and her
allies. The men in khaki and sea togs
were made welcome guests at thou
sands OF private homes and at clubs
hotels and restaurants.
A musical and dramatic entertain.
ment at Madison Square Garden, given
by the Patriotic Service league, was
free to men In uniform.
More than 1900 national army men
from Camp Upton were the guests OF
Adolph Lorberin at his Broadway
reasturant, which he closed for the
day to regular patrons TO better pro-
vide for his soldier guests. Another
one thousand were the guests OF the
National service commission at a din
ner and vaudeville entertainment given
in one of the city's armories.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
Rippling Rhymes
SHIFTING WEATHER.
BY WALT MASON
-.

The weather switches to and iro from
one extreme TO t'otheri one day were ankle
deep In snow, tae next, In heat we smother.
When | retire at clock, all tranquil j.
the weather: 1t looks as tho there be a
flock OF bAlmy days together. 1T . the
finest climate built In bed | keep repeat
ing and kick of coverlet and quilt, because
they re oyerheatlng. 80 in pleasant frame
OF mind ! soon become a suorer. preparing z
for the morrows grind with natures sweet
restorer. And when the clock is striking
three, ! wake from all my doIin the snow
IL drifting over me. and m three quarters
frozen. On, Il would bother any gent 10
know what traps to carry, when he goes forth
TO pay his rent, ~ gamble or TO marry. His
ulster or q pslm-leaf fanl His rubbers OF
his sandalsl This climate IS too fierce for
man. and weather shaTps are vaudsls One
day | wade around IN sleet, and think life Is
phoney; the neit day ! have pricky heat
and then again pneumoney. One day the
weather gives me Group, the next, sunburn
and frcckles. and all the time m In the
soup, and doctors get my shekels
Copyright 1917 by George Matthew Adamsl
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
Phones: All Departments. 6Ooo
THE GoI.rER,s REDEMPTION

Write me down, when ! am gone,
As one who played the game but badly,
Sometime refer 10 me one
who labored with the mashie sadly;
speak of me Also II you vii
As one Who lacked the golfers vision,
And had no touch Of graceful skill,
Nor the ref'nen ent of precision.
But when an that l. said and done
And ] am listed with the duhs,
Say this for me: wasu one
Who blamed hh failure on the clubs
when buukered past all hope ! lie,
You that are stll upon liie fair way
May speak Of pros / hired TO try
To teach me how 70 do 10 their way;
Re al the unsllns shots / made,
The tAntaliIing hooks and slices,
And say that stubbornly I played
Contrary 20 the best AdylceH,
But then add this when ! am dead:
Tho every golfinz falling had be,
OF MIN IL never can be said
For his defeat he blamed his caddis.
Say that / lacked all go'iinE sense,
Say that my Twing was short and ehoppy
Say that ! drove with muscles tense
And that the game ! played was sloppy.
Say anything you will Of me
Regarding form and stance and pivot,
But don't forget to add that he
Was careful TO replace each divot,
And say. altho the game be played
Brought forth the iecrs Of every scoffer
He frankly told the scores he made
And had no alibis to oifer.
Copyright, 1917, BY Edgar \. Guesil
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
REMEMBER THE VOLUNTEERS

From a soldier stationed In Hawaii
comes a letter complaining, or rather
commiserating, the way in which the
American public has lavshed atten-
tion and honor upon the members Of
the national army. He charges that
the men who volunteered. as he did,
have been as much neglected as tho
they were the forces Of another ma
tion.
From observation of the spirit man
Tested thus far, 1t Is probably true
that the young man has just Gauge for
complaint. At the entrance OF this
nation into the war the remark was
heard upon every hand, 81 would
have to be drafted"
Nothing In recent times so illus
| trates the ability Of the public "a
! change its mind as does the changed
sentiment regarding the selective
service act 1t is regarded as the
truly democratic way Of raising an
army and all thot OF compulsion has
vanished. National army members
are viewed as the men who are tc
win the war.
But. in making the men called by
the selective act feel their true i'm.
/ portance, and In giving them the hon.
ors due, It should not be forgotten
that the volunteer forces are entitled
TO all possible honor. From the indi.
cations now, It Is they who will bear
the first shock OF the battle. II wa,
they who manifested the fine spirit oi
giving freely
II you have friend in camp who
went as n volunteer let him hear
from you today. Let there be an out.
pouring Of gifts and messages to Okla.
homa men at Camp Bowie that viii
remove the truth Of the Hawaii sol
diers criticism.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30

If you don't become a Red Cross
nurse you will likely join in entertain
lnents for their benefit. But be a
beauty, wherever you so. 1t Is an
inspiration.
Just in few days YOU can clear
the skin of all blemishes. pimples,
blotches. liver spots. muddy complex
lon, blackheads, etc, II you will Use
Stuart's Calcium Waters.
pimples and eruptions come from
the inside-from impure blocd-and
you can't cure them by rubbing stuff
on the outside of the face. Purify
the blood and the blemishcs will dis
appear.
Your face will become as clear ana
pure as rose. With Stuarts Calcium
Waters you don't have to wait for
months before getting results. Even
boils have been cured in n few days
time with these remarkably effective
blood cleansers.
You can get Stuart's Calcium Wa
sers Of any druggist at so cents n
box Also mail coupon today Tor a
free trial package.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS, FIXED
Mayor Mcndenhall Declares Federal
Troops Not Needed There.

KANSAS CITY, Nov 29-Mayor
Mendenhall OF Kansas City. Kan,
announced today that there was no
need for federal troops TO guard prop
ertv there. Mayor Mendenhall made
THIS statement as a result of the re-
quest Of Governor Arthur Capper, sent
from Topeka TO Mai. Gen. W. II.
Carter. commander Of the Central de-
partmont az Chicago for 500 soldiers
TO guard Kansas property, 100 of them
10 be sent to Kansas City. Kan.
Mayor Mendenhall said that Industrial
plants are guarding their own prop
orty and that home guards are watch
ing public property,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
City NelCS in Brief

J. REINsTElN OF Toledo. Ohio, is here
on visit to his brother, Louis keinsteiu.
HUBERT HANE Of St Lous, who in
,he national army az Camp Doniphin, viii
spend Sunday here with his uncle, \. b.
Hane
HERBERT LANCE. JR. has returned 10
the Great Lakes Naval station after spend
Ing ten-day furlough with his parents and
sister at 502 North Cheyenne
-
CAPTAIN HARRY G. GWlNNuP and
Lieutenant Waldo Ballew were among the
newly commissioned of'icerl who arrived
lone from Camp stanley IN time 10 spend
Thanksgiving with relatives.
LIEUT.. JESS H. HAMPTON, formerly Of
Tulsa, who recently Was commissioned al
Icon Springs, Texas, was here yrsterday !
en- route to Springfield H., to ysi. his
home folks.
LIEUT.. LoYCE n MEYEPs. one tire
a n uember OF Tho World staff received a con-
mission at Leon Springs, Texas, Tuesday
After visit with bis homs folks 90 Memphis.
Tenn, Lieutenant Meyers will come 20 Tulsa
Cor a visit before reporting 70 camp
At TEMPLE ISRAEL, 1a22 Cheyenne.
regular Friday evening services will be held
tonight at z o'clock Rabbi Menkes viii
sneak on "rhe Spirit OF Independents
saturday morning services at lo:i5 o'clock
An. Irrespective Of membership or church
Hiiiliation. are most cordially welcome tS
attend these services.
-
MARY p. TERRELL. mother OF Edward
IT, Terrell easing and pipe dealer, died
Wednesday night NJ $50 O'Clock following
a severe stroke OF paralysis Mrs Terrel
was 10 years OF age and was = member OF
the Rebekah and Eastern star lodges, as well
ns being a lifelong member OF ih5 baptist
church The body will be shipped TO Dallas
Texas. saturday, Tor iutcrmeut.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
No Cases VIII BE Rcopened.


sl2 Campbell Building.
OKLAHOMA CITY, Nov. 29.-Ad-
jutant General Ancel carp stated that
after today he would refuse to reopen
any case of an application for exemp-
ton from the army service, except
such instance that in his opinion mer-
tied consideration. or where the ex-
emption was absolutely justified on
the face of It. This applies TO men
who have been drafted but not yet in
the service. The adjutant general has
received n number Of applications ia
reopen claims for exemption. The or
der he announces will have the effect
of decreasing the claims for exemp-
ton,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30

Official reports on current food pol
icies note a slight reduction in the gen
eral average except in cornmeal
canned tomatoes canned peas, bacon
and round steak" The exceptions APP
ply TO the middle west where the nee
essaries are raised and marketed. The
old notion that cheapness follows near
ness to the source of supply goes into
the melting pot of wrecked theories.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30

The new commander Of the Russian
army, a former ensign, prattles like a
youngster puffed up with strange
power. THE German proletariat is
hand in hand with us" he is quoted
as exclaiming, "and will not allow Of
ficial Germany to hamper a great
cause" Isn't that rich. No wonder
the Teuton weirwolf licks its chops at
the prospects Of juicy bear meat
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-30
His Aftcr-Dinncr speech

The famous humorist had partaken
tco heartily OF the Christmas feast.
Acute indigestion had laid him low.
AS his friends gathered about him he
smiled feebly.
AT any rate" he murmured. be-
tween spasms OF pain, IL am able 10
keep up my reputation as a humorist" +"
His friends we're puzzled.
"Di- gesting," he gasped.