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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
POTATO
GROWERS
UNITE

Late yesterday afternoon about fifty
potato growers Of North Dakota de-
tached themselves FROM the1 Tri-state
Grain Growers convention and gath
cred in a special meeting in the COM
mercial club rooms in the auditorium
and formed an organization. that will
be known as the North Dakota Potato
Growers association.
The new organization was COM
pleted by the election of the follow
ing officers: Ill. 5.-~
President-H. d. Andrews, Mapleton,
Vice president-H. Hoople, Hoople.
Secretary-H. o, Werner, Fargo.
Treasurer-Peter McLachlin, Hunter.
Directors-J. E. Eastgate, Larimore;
H. r. Hartman, Page, and A. H. Han
son, Fillmore. =
A constitution and bylaws were
adopted in which are set forth the
purposes Of the association; which are
as follows: To markeb grade, certify
and inspect North Dakota potatoes.
To secure better transportation facili-
ties. To purchase supplies for potato
growers. To give information and 9TH
er services to growers of the product.
All potato growers in the state are
eligible, the membership fee being $40
per annum. Local associations may
affiliate with sthe state organization
by the payment Of an annual fee OF
$25.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
CHARLES GRANT, rs,
IS CALLED BY DEATH
Well Known Local Young Man Sue.
cumbs to Stomach Trouble and
Pneumonia-FuneraI on
Monday. s

Charles Grant, %, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. Grant, Sc South Terrace, died
at the family home yesterday after
noon. Death followed q lingering ILL
ness from stomach trouble, and an at
tack of pneumonia suffered a week
ago.
Funeral services win be- held from
st. Mary's Catholic cathedral at y
o'clock Monday morning, the Rt. REV.
Father Egan officiating. Interment
will be in st. Mary's cemetery. J. e.
Dougherty, of the Luger parlors, will
be in charge.
Charles Grant was born Oct. 4, 1891,
in Fargo, spending all of his life here.
He was a well known athlete. having
formerly been a member of the svarl-
Gus teams at the North Dakota Agri-
cultural college.
The parents, two brothers, John
and Melvin, and one sister, Miss Lii
liam, all residing under the parental
roof, survive.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
numbers on the Citizens Lecture


numbers on the Citizens Lecture
course. taa. -.
The noted family was to have ap-
peared here some weeks ago, but
owing to Bohumir Kryl taking seri-
ously i'll at one of the towns near
here and being taken to Chicago,
the engagement here was postponed.
Kryl is not stranger to Fargo,
though his daughters have never ap-
peared here in recital. With his
Bohemian band the noted leader gave
concert at the last chautauqua held
in the city. Many know of Kryrs
daughters through the recently pub
lished statements that the father keeps
them locked from male companions in
general, believing that their love for
music should be love enough for them.
The concert Wednesday evening will
be given at the armory Of the agricul
tural college.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
A Match for the Octopus at LastY

Pontiac Press Gazette: The Stand
ard Oil company's wells, in Rumania
evidently look, mighty good to the
conquerors The kaiser seems to be
the only person ever known to have
got the best of John DIS little con-
Germ. IS
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
Notice to Creditors.

In the matter of the estate Of Fred
J. Parkhurst, deceased. :.
Notice is hereby given by the UNDER
signed Mary A. Parkhurst, the execu-
trix of the last will and testament of
Fred j. Parkhurst; late of the Village
of Danvers, in the County of Mclean
and State of Illinois, deceased, to the
creditors of and all persons having
claims against said deceased to exhibit
them with the necessary vouchers
within six months after the first
publication of this notice to said
executrix at the Office of John S.
Frame, the agent of said executrix, in
the deLendrecie building on Front
Street in the City Of Fargo, in said
Cass county.
Dated Jan. Is, 1917.
MARY A. aPARKHURST,
Executrix
4 First publication on the 18th day of
January, 1917. fts
Clan, E19-26-Feb. 20. 1919
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19

One of the interesting debates Of the
season will take place this evening at
the First Baptist church in which
Fargo high school will meet the Lidg-
erwood high school. -,
The question will be: Resolved, that
the United States should adopt the
Swiss military system. The Lidger-
wood team of forensic warriors, which
is composed of Walter Mashek. James
Slaby and Arnold Oss, will uphold the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
Influenza orLaG Grippe

It is quite refreshing these days TO read Of
q clearly defined treatment for Influenza or
La Grippe. In an article In the Lancet.
Clinic, y DR.. James Bell OF New York City
says he is convinced that too much medt-
cation is both unnecessary and injurious.
When called to a case Of La grippe, the
present, as the chill which occasionally
ushers in the disease, has practically pass
ed away. DR.. Bell then orders that the
bowels be opened freely with salts, or citrate
of maanesia. For the high fever, severe
headache, pain and general soreness, one
anti-kamntA tablet every three hours Is
quickly followed by complete refief. Ask for
AK Tablets. They are also unexcelled for
headache, neuralgia and all pains.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
KRYL TO APPEAR HERE
ON WEDNESDAY, EVENING
Noted Musician and Daughters TO Fill
Engagement on Citizens Lecture
Course.

Bohumir Kryl. one of the most sue
cessful band leaders in the country.
and his daughters are to appear here
in recital on Wednesday as one Of the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19

affirmative. Fargo high school, repre-
scented by Ralph Camp, Leland Wat
kins and Ethel Tousley, will take the
negative.
Lidgerwood has been in the State
league for a number of years, pulling
down second place in the contests of
1915 and 1916. This is the first year
that the Fargo high school has been in
the league and the contest this even
ing will be of especial interest for this
reason.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
MCCORMACK FUNERAL
TOMORROW MORNING
Services Will be From. st. Mary's Ca
thedral at 9 O'cIock-Interment
. in Riverside.

Funeral services for Mrs. George
Mccormack, who died suddenly at the
family home, 403 Fifteenth street
south, early yesterday morning, will be
held from St.. Mary's Catholic cathe-
dral at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning,
the Rt. Rev. Father Egan officiating.
Interment will be in Riverside.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1917-01-19
BAR CARD GAMES
FROM SALOONS
(By Associated Pressl


Minneapolis, Jan. 18.-A ban on
card games in Minneapolis saloons
was announced today by Mayor Van
Lear in his fight on gambling. The
abolition of card games in the bars
was ordered after it had been reported
that gamblers had shifted their opera
lions from the gambling houses to the
saloons.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
s SDELlGHTSUNNARN(VES

nGN, &C. from Frank s"nGnds SUNDAY The okhmn the famous
~ the month Of fighting weather that remains than establish hm,eye,
river which position supposedly he expects the great effort Of the allies
the spring Of 1913 TO be carried forward
Our Newton Baker first official statement
Thursday said the satisfied with merely wean down
France nest year tor the s4nd effort
Major Maurice the British operations in statement FRIDAY
"%" ".S,s' o a tn, % F,a,' @ " % % & the ac S m F,"@s,, Ter
poed percent divisions than the British
@ I%""h @ & % m ., & AVE- miles, the % Brush are at the bottom Of the last
60 jh hi, third and las, system defense @ Whcn
we have won tins last ridge will claim The question then
5 & "a" VIZ S ] @ a % s % ali % G o% mn yn S c s,on "pS 81, the ] @
any action ; ~ ~ w
Correspondents have stated censorship down since the
I i"n, OF Tag Wednesday which put the Brush ovpo beyond lonncbek
on for the last ridge drive and it should tall tn,
hee viii dQ,e the operation, ypc, ending the
VII, A lI tong & % tn, , Weather @ @,', the M,,r s,y, the British position"
one @ % o @ ,S , ' "r 'i'" d %",Sr % os5s @a%s o >
@ % 1gg Iya % & TarI, am e" the "",[ @ % to & S""a @ ia an action that
neI mi, week the Brush track, improbable
tt, syo%, ,' ;r. % d ii; s" i3' are !"
pr his " y" E 9 m "" @ rs m m ' J % h weeks week @ g" oIonr' ana r,
greatest victory Of the war registered ''''' '"' wv
been ' ,"is' %I T." "1'y rar. Go"" ] Prince F"r,h c
was nc" So good as ~ '9 % 1910 i" , r n m o m% & ., the German
he j. nS on m tine statement General Maurice inclined believe
@ u "'''" '"p"r reserve force OF British and French h, present
country back to the Courtrai rhoon Inc b
I IS IS,
mdfnng can hold he did before Pcr6nn apanm twelve
> 'g" ana stall oi his until March, he A Of
protecting his flank We have what the
dd @ lTiI made a between Quentin mpo,.
r We Thought the British would have , va,,c
@ Leaned @ up '@ M an" h IS the first Of ocgb and thrust
t ""'
lain must foot can t., lessen the ,ua
'rN " lha hcIgan Ncnoast
genus mas been able with
lighting nhc into the previous Of the war
let hndcuurg 1918
to tNe frl will have y
ton OF the sally an p hc barrie, het
them lanS drive 1913
drive would have the French rich, flank win il,
nuh formidable natural
ne IRON British bases OF opcraon which would copcatc situation
II the allie, great victory the 1917 ,n,ao
the evacuation this back To Cortr,, Tb
must he forced this W VI H. '
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
RIppIIN6RHYNFS
N@MK Maso1
'(oc,yfy9bt I9J7
FOLLOWING ADVICE.

| ASH spring wise people came
| around and >ald II was my duty to
plant to 'pud> my garden ground.
foregoing things OF beauty. I'm fond oi
flowers and lovely buds. with care
grow and treat them and | have no,
much use ior spudS, excepting when |
eat them But then the sageS came
along with tauntlng SnccrS and josheS
and said my beds OF flower, were wrong
! should he raising SQlnShcS The Coun
Try needed SllIcd peas and other whole
some ratiunN, not columbiucS and thing,
like these, to feed the fighting nations.
Nnd SO ! planted peas and beans. up
rooted all my lilies and raised thou
sand tons OF greens, and now ! have the
wllleS. For no one seems to want the
truck ! raised with So much ardnr: no
man will blow a single buck to I'LL with
It his larder My ncighhors all have
done the same, great piles of fodder
growing the wise guys Stccrcd them to
the game, just as they set me going
No nation comes To buy my sass. no
king or queen ha, ruhhcred and priced
my peas " sparrowVrasS, my SQuaShcs.
PLAIN or Hubbard So lament my roS-
cS dead. my cup ot sorrow drinking
next year the uationS will be led hy
someone else. I'm thinking
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
THE PRICE OF SHOES.

MEN can buy good SHOES at SIS pair there other
grades To be obtained at lower prices, but the valves
o few years ago seem 10 have disappeared he shoe
men arc likely deriving onll a normal profit Farmer,
cannot see that shoes priced in harmony with the
value Of hide,
Some authorities arc predicting lower price, o hoes,
pointing out that leather ha, decreased in price The re-
dueon has not been hcradcd to the world by tive ranu
tactuers OF shoes however and the man OF limited income
isn't finding much rcIie when he imd, that the children
need new shoes to to school
may be that the retail dealer making no more thau
normal profit and no greater percentage than va, earned
III former years II dealer bought pair Of shoe, few
years ago Tor $500 and sold them at g. he made profit
OF twenty-five percent, which IS viewed a, fam
II the dealer buy, shoe, a, $IHD And sell. them
at 80 he makes the percentage Of profit \, On the
81 shoes that he sold IN other year, Likewise. cost o
81 and selling price OF $3.50 shows the same gam. 80
does purchase at s. that sell, for $40 and So on The
retail dealer claims that hc merely getting M, lust toll
Tor distribution
1t IS hoped that the administration official, viii look
INTO the leather situation the food matters are
disposed OF an investigation Of the hide and feather bus,
ness and also look IN ON the manufacturers, ought 10 be
productive OF a lot ol Valuable information The iarmcr
who sell, hides believe, tina, shoe, arc selling At prices
far above the equitable price he cannot be convinced
that there should be such variance m value, 4, the one
that exists between hide, and ioor-wcar
Perhaps may he that the handler somewhere along
the line IS asking fancy price, Just because he think, he
can get them Meantime wage Garner, are embarrassed
II Is known that the pr,,c ol hone, ha, been raised
when there IS no sense m doing Ihc bee, have not
raised the price o abor Neither does their food cost more
than II, IN the past since they rustic for their own sub
H''ence There Is no reason for advancing the price OF
b,,teH IL l.. II, Il
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
WHY PEOPLE BUY OIL SHARES.

"A YOUNG man walked into the office OF The Daily
Oklahoman few years ago aud asked Tor place as
reporter. He put work at the small salary which
in effect with all beginners the business world lie
was dilgent Then he had vision.
He read the columns Of The oil news He viewed ac-
complshmcns that made crop OF mionaircS Then
lie resigned and wen, to Tulsa where hc applied for place
reporter newspaper lie was accepted lie
wanted to work in field where he would have the OPP
portunty Of interviewing oil lie desired become
an oil magnate.
His personally got in its work and he offered
position oil scout Leaving town. he started for
the rough places where anclircs abound he found
good locations, bought leases Tor his principals and
advanced in salary for his good work Then he quit
Next we find him scouting for himself: he acquired
leases The OF the story told His income
is said to be above 5000 month the equivalent
of m annual income derived from investing STOmO at
five percent So, we've got 10 put him in the millionaire
class And now know why people buy shares in oil
corporations.
Newspaper men rarely become millionaire, II they
wish to get into that class they depart from journalism
young down at Taw,on struggled along IN a news.
D4b0 office His dreams of millions seemed iat away;
- he left the newspaper office His cash capital was
fepSessted by S. bill Evidently he had been saving
his money
WIN just ABOUT enough money To buy meal ticket
this young walked into the oil fields His friends
rate him today being worth $200OnO all earned within
two years Now have ono more reason tina, induces
people TO buy oil stocks
few years ago a bank clerk arrived in Oklahoma
He borrowed money get into the oil business His
assets now around s2oOO0U When tho small investor
shhks OF that mans success the with the few dollars
ready to buy certificate Of stock in an oil company
s number Of years ago drug clerk in Oklahoma
borrowed $50 from friend who now is prominent in
polical affairs Of this The lender bid the $50 good
By. with the pertinent comment well he will lose ,ha,
40 in the oil game and be back looking for the drug
store job"
But the borrower didn't lose the $50 He pu, the small
capital 10 work He is mutt, millionaire When he be
coaes a. old John d. Rockefeller there i, every mdi
cation that he will be of the richest men in the world
a stenoGrapher in oil field town saved up a couple
Of months salary and invested in oil leases lie prob
ably twenty-five years old He ism, sitting a, typewriter
deek any more since all his time is taken up with hi,
taveshnents. which comprise several million dollars in
vslse.
Now we know why small investors scan the advertise
nents OF oil corporations II they can pick the winner
eyre sure TO 90 riches But let the small Investor
nW toSed the percentage which gets in its deadly work
Judgment Is needed luck must be in evidence II the
eu investor possesses neither the place for him TO pu,
~ money is in the loan and building ASSOCIATION
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
A BIGGER GRAND STAND.

TENlAIlNE plans Of the state Fair association cali
for an extension o the grand stand Decision oi the
size will likely soon be made Plenty Of fund, arc available
and the grand stand should be made at least twice the
present, size
PreS announcements few days ago stated that 6OOo
people filled the grand stand on one OF the big ay at the
State Fair II more than 600 people can be seated IN
the new grand stand then it must he enlarged That
capacity might have suiiiccd III other years o the State
tar, but we've outgrown that OF accommodation
Now that We to build lot OF hg new Nrcproo
buildings, 1t is time to remind ourselves that IN, State
Fair ' now 1000 seat grand stand institution instead
OF one that anticipated the seating of only 6OOO ner,ons
grand stand that seats o00 I-opIc never will he in
harmony with the magnitude oi the Oklahoma State Fan
We have outgrown all former specifications that seemed
ample Anything oi permanent nature IN the way o
supplying more equipment to handle visitors must bc on
large scale We've graduated from the class o moderate
sized state fairs and have entered the class o the great
ones Let us have grand stand that will scat At least
'-Vn Then ~ few years, we'll find necessary to
build on few sections The State fair has b,conc
a bigger establishment than most of us realize
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
What the Scldiers Eat

ri II 4 i.
I've "'u 'I'" ,'@' a'"'I .t' i"ou",
CoHs,' tt '''se'' ~, p'a,,, uuI'''N wi ~ .Iu ,h.
.ol,ec' ~ ~ 'o''V,. "pp,o,'u ~ f.tI. ,Io
p'cIen' "''U'N 'G"1I's .no' I t',.T"N ,I',s
peel pecl. y % \''E,u ,m,'e i a" uI' . ,,' .sl,, T,,v
plcau % p"h'u u, '',' k'i,', a. 1a','u "'N..S
ahu . NT,! 'w''',l @ .'uu' ,,,, nou,S - ','
',H. N"e,, E'''' ''ke'S''s Lan ".
oo,a'n,u ul'l arc @ us.u 1,"f,M't' ,,5,,.
'ahhc1 HooIN a., 'uoS','u,'', . Nu,'.q ~
,crN'u ,u az W '''N''''' anu u".,'' ''''N' luz
l' .e.',','''', r"' ,",oI % y. W'..' 1,. -, u.T,.
'h'",'. NC Me"'S' "l'," VI, wv VEN u''u,"'
are are n,eI> % ', ,n""' az, ave ''teu t,,,t'. .S,v
'c,'' i NV '' ,''I'N >o'u',' '' ", 'ms"v" ,',
N'," az, 1u','' N',,,, 'o''s,,', &c "i ~, , !"
Va" p", k'i'''. l''N .,I ava >poo"' s"u a ,ous
'"llo'cu ',I 'up. W. ,''cl y, we ,,H, ,H,'!
p'n serve as 4 P'd'e 'auu 'N ou,''i y
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
STUNNING THE PICkETERS.

No wonder the state Womcn's Suffrage association Of
Oklahoma passed resolution last week condcmnine
the mlitan, members OF the Congressional Union who
have been pickctng the White House and annoying Pres
'den' Wilson N every possible way The cheap PLAYS for
publicity that the notoricty seeking Congressional Union
lists have rcsotcd to have cogged the progrcs, of the
great suffrage movement in tho Uutcd States
Although the Congressional Union is hu, a small mari
OF the organized woman suffrage work Of the In,c States
the union has succeeded h it, noisy tactics IN attracting
most OF the attention OF the country To it, while the vom
any, Quet-workng greater equal suffrage body ha, sui
tered by the bad reputation o it, di,ordcry relative
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

change 4 dime for two niCkclS So hc
wouldn't have To drop whole dime
IN the collection plate
This Is great country \ western
university offered prize Tor the best
essay on "lhc Ideal Farm Lite and !,
WaS won by Studcn, who was raised
III an apartment house and never lett
the city
No, Clarlcc Maybe the man vino /,
So Jolly and who /, shaking hand, with
everybody and ,lappmg them ON the
back didn't lind a million dollars. and
didn't even get raise IN pay Maybe
he is acting that way because his wl,c
has Just gone away on visit
The reason why girl has to wear
pumps and invisible silk stockings IN
winter is because she can carry a mu't
and Keep her feet warm.
More men would be successful If they
didn't spend most of thcir time trying
to convince themselves that luck e.,
against them
1t was all rlghgt 10 wash a boy ,
mouth out with soap and water when
lie told a lie IN the old days. But ..
the custom were followed nowaday,
our daily soap bill would be abou, sos,
eOOWOW
The man who wasn't there is alway,
able to tell You what YOU should have
done III an emergency
Get a copy oi a newspaper that was
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
The Point of View.

off IS an outrage 10 charge IS cents
i dozen for eggs At this time OF year.
sand tine man ~ the shabby black SUIT,
who was reading a newspaper N the
passenger coach And it says here
that eggs viii he as high as ~ cents
a dozen this winter"
"I don't think it /, an outrage re
Piled the man IN the noisy clothes. "ln
TACT II ls a GodScnd
How do YOU make that out de
mandcd the man in the shabby suit
Il am the manager oi an Uncle Tom
show replied the man IN the noisy
clothes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

II Mr. Hoover will hurry and put down some more
prices IN addition to those OF sugar and wheat 10, Of
people will be able to money with which to huy
xasoline
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

lIo Hecks an office. hc viii state.
mes on the ticket. II Bill Bum.
II, ~ q walking delegate.
Eat he IL not afraid tn run.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
Lines Worth Remembering.

It is vain to be always looking to-
ward the future. and never actlnR to-
ward lt-l t Moves.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

Someone advertises bath tub for sale Why give up
the habi,'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
Plaving

llfe with some folks II Just 4 groove
They drudge along eRch day:
There 0ro too many grown-upS who'vo
Forgotten how tu play.
buko Mci.ukc,
When nciEhboring pianos thrum
From dawn to dark onCh day.
We arc Inclined 10 think. nv gum.
Too many learned tn play
Newark Advocate
And when It's no trumps. md wc want
lh" l"ni tn come uu' Wuy.
w grimlv ask our partner Why
lie never learned 10 plnN'
Memphis Commercial Appeal
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
Our Daily Special.


Most Men Do Not Have TO Say
Much 10 Tell All They Know.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
policel
Names Is Names.
OH

Pearl Sutt lives in Temple, Texas.
Oh
Some men go JOY riding on Sunday,
only, while others use their machine,
every day in the week But what We
started to say was, that Daley Drly,,
lives at Versailles. Ind.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
Paste This in Your Hat.

N God cnut hear YOU. don set mad
Don't sulk. aud do not shirk
" All our prNNcra were answered, lad.
Not ono ~ us would work.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

] he Somerset county (kcutuoky)
branch Of tho Club has Just admitted
/. lovcall and |. luvelc>s
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01
Well, We'll!

Vera Bright Mann Of lohnstowr
IA, isn't a man at all
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-10-01

Every day will he Sunday hy and
by said the Thin Man
Maybe" replied the Fat Man. "Rut
that won't put any more money in the
collection plate