The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-01-02
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The Elevator Boy.
Hes always running people down.
But don't regard him with frown.
He's had no bringing up.
The Wise Fool.
you can't mix business and pleas
ire." observed the Sage.
"Oh, don't know" replied the Fool.
Look at the musician, He works when
he plays, doesn't hep
No Joke.
Don't sit around and trust the fates,"
Remarked the hustlinE Mr.. Torr;
The things that come to him who
Are not the things he's waiting for"
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Some hotels are poorly heated and
some keep an even temperature day
and night during the winter, But what
we started to say was that Hellman 4
Roast run the Wigdom House at Hart
Corn.
A good chiropidist Ia Royce,
A farmer 10 Bill Bopp;
And that Ia why they both rejoice
To see good corn crop.
wuff.
What is all this fuss over Greece.
anyway" asked the Old Fogy Cant
the Allies win without that insignifi-
cant Power"
We'll" replied the Crouch, "I believe
that the Allies need Greece to baste
Turkey"
They'll Warm You Up.
B. Winter is a whisky dealer at Rock
Island, III. But that's nothing Freeze
4 Gale are liquor dealers at For,
Wayne, Ind,
Next!
The Greek who runs the shine stand II
A friend we can't aboliah:
He may not be a gentleman,
But he's a man Of polish.
Paw Knows Everything.
Wille-Paw what is the dfferenc,
between the real and the ideal'
Paw-The same difference that ex
lists between a woman and her photo
graph. my son.
Maw--Willie, you 20 and shovel th'
snow off the back porch.
Alta Boyl
There may be nothing in a name
But Will Stretch works for the Gin
cinnati Rubber company.
The Inspired Soloist.
Did you notice last evening Afte
the preacher had preached his power
full and eloquent sermon on HELL" an
fxhe necessity for it, that the SOLOS
imprcssivcly sang that beautiful SOM
Tell Mother III BE Therc."-Hender
son (Ky) Journal.
Correct.
Once in a while we find a bit {
philosophy in our mail. William I
Parry announces that: MANY a ma
allows q woman to drive him to drinl
but he will let nothing drive him ava
from IT,"
JNoticei
Miss Y. Grandsinger OF Blue Ridg
Mo, has consented to render q fe
selections at our next concert.
Wise Man.
There was no Christmas jam at u
last minute in the postoffice at Silv,
Grove, Ky.Earley Rush Is the pos
master there. and he made the nativ,
live up to his name.
How About ~
| We arc thinking Of taking a sp
down to Jacksonville over the Dix
highway, and we would like to ha,
O. G.. Seawright OF Donald, S. C., az
Will r. Swift of McEwan, Tenn,
act as our ehapffeurs.
The Price Of Peace.
What doth II profit a man to attei
peace meeting and then roll hon
about a. m. and find friend vi
waiting up for him-Luke McEui
The president certainly can't pretes
that he kept Us out Of this kind Of v,
Wilmington Journal Republican.
~. 3. A."
Another tribute to the intelligence
our postal employees. Some one
Winchester, Ky, addressed a letter
Luke McLuke, U. s. A." and the Il
ter came straight TO Luke. No wond
letters addressed TO Santa Claus" a
ways reach their destination.
Our Joe Miller Contest.
Dick Witt claims that the oldest 10,
Is the one about the two colored m,
who were Dragging about how ha