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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1917-12-28
YOU'RE BILIOUS! LET
"CASCARETS" LIVEN
LIVER AND BOWELS
Don't Stay Headachy, Constipated
Sick, With Breath Bad and
Stomach Sour.
Get a 1O-cent box now.


You men and women who can't
get feeling right-.who have head-
ache. coated tongue, bad taste and
foul breath, dizziness, can't Sleep
are bilious, nervous, and upset.
bothered with a sick, gassy, dlsor-
dered stomach, or have a bad cold.
Are you keeping your bowels
clean with Cascarets, or merely
forcing a passagewa every few days
with salts, cathartic pills or cartor
oil?
Csscarets work while you sleep;
cleanse the stomach, remove the
sour, undigested, fermenting food
and foul gases; take tht excess bile
from the liver and carry out of the
system all the constipated waste
matetr and poison in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will straight
en- you out by morning. 1O-cent
box from any drug store will keep
YOUR stomach sweet, liver and bow
els regular, and head clear fol
months. Don't forget the children
They love Cascarets because they
taste good--never gripe or sicken
ADV.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1917-12-28

Allen Haskell went ever to Green
wood Christmas Day and graced
the dance given at the Oregon Ho-
+o1 that night -
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1917-12-28

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidntys occasionally,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
PHONES FUNERAL SERMON.
Preached at Long Distance Because
Storm Held Up Railways.

Fond du Lac, Wis. = a funeral by
long distance telephone was conduct
ed the other day when the body of the
Rev. Frank MiIlar of Oakfeld was sent
to its last resting place through the
drifts about the village where Mr.. Mil
lar had been pastor.
The storms tied up all railroads lead
ing to Oaktield from here, branch line
of few miles in length, and with the
main line in trouble no effort was
made to resume traffic. The country
roads were also drifted so deep that
the village and countryside adjoining
had been isolated for half a month.
The Rev. Robert S. Ingraham Of this
city was to conduct the services over
the body Of his Methodist colleague
Ingraham being the district superin-
tendent. Trying to reach Oakfeld By
road, he was stalled and worked his
way back to the nearest farmhouse.
where he arranged to read the service
by wire. A listener at the Millar home
took his words and repeated them to
the mOurners.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
RULING FAVORS TEACHERS.
Justice Levy Sets Basis of Pay "Doc|
inc" For Absence.

New .-Schoolteachers absen,
from work in the past have been
''docked'' One-tWenty-fifth of a months
pay for each day lost Justice Aaron
J. Levy of the municipal court ruled
that the proper basis is to deduct 1860
of q years pay for each days absence.
His decision was returned in the case
Of Mary A BrOughton. teacher in
public school 1873, who lost eleven
days work because Of illness in Octo-
Der, 1915. The decision also holds the
signing Of receipt for pay in full
is no bar to action for recovery.
The battle is an old one which the
teachers and principals have been
Waging against the board of education.
Years ago they were blocked" only
one thirtieth of a months pay for each
day lost.
William G.. Wilcox, president of the
board, pointed out that under the Lev
ruling the teacher could be absent 100
days, full school year, and still de
mand almost half years pay.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
HOLD AN ODD FUNERAL.
Salvation Army Takes Charge of Obse
quies For Victim of Diphtheria.

Chicago.-A band of Salvation Army
workers stood in the alley in the rear
Of dilapidated house in the slums ana
sang Lead, Kindly Light" Nearer,
My God, to Thee" and then knelt in
the mud while the adjutant offered a
prayer. Face pressed against the din
gy window, stood a blind man and a
fearful woman.
AS the prayer ended the basement
door opened and a little white casllet
was quickly carried out, placed III a
hearse and hurried away, unescorted.
to cemetery.
Such was the unusual funeral ac-
corded Josephine TOmasZeWsky, six.
diphtheria victim. Her parents home
was quarantined because her two lii
tie sisters and one brother were Ill
from the same disease. The mother
insisted upon funeral ceremony for
Josephine, and the Salvation Army hit
upon holding it in the alley as the
way of overcoming orders of the board
Of health against entering the house
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
100000 HOSPITAL IN TOKYO.
Japanese Contribute $4,000 to New
Mission Structure.

NISSiOH SLI NNINt
TOkyO.-AnnOuncem is made that
the fund Of 100000 for the construc-
ton in Tokyo Of the new ST. Luke $
international hospital has been com,
piCted at a luncheon given by the Jap
anose advisory council. The japanese
contributed $4,000, including $4,000
from Emperor Yoshihito. The remain
der has been either contributed or
pledged in the United States.
The proposed hospital will replace
the present st. Luke's hospital, which
was founded by the American Episco-
pal mission many years ago and which
has achieved a reputation throughout
the far east. DR.. r. 3. Teusler, its
present director, will have charge of
the enlarged institution, work upon
which will be started as soon as q
proper site is decided upon. The hos
pital will be international in scope
1t is hoped later to add training de
partment for doctors and for nurses
and to that end an effort will be made
to secure further assistance in the
United States.
The proposed hospital will probably
be the most complete modern medical
institution in the far east.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
RICHEST VILLAGE TO BE CITY
Glen Cove, N. Y, Votes to incorporate
In the Third Class.

New York.-F'irst steps toward tn.
incorporation Of the richest little cit.
in the United States were taken whel
residents of Glen Cove, n. Y. in test
voted to incorporate the village as a
third class city. The vote was moro
than two to one in favor Of incorpOra
ton, which will include population OF
10000
Glen Cove is considered the largest
millionaire colony in Long Island
Among its residents are ]. 2. Morgan
j. T. Pratt, H. L. Pratt, G. D. Pratt
Captain J. r. De Lamar, Percy Chubb
H. w Maxwell. Edward L. Young
Justice Townsend Scudder, F. W
Woolworth and Harvey S. Ladew.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12

A. Connaughton at Madison. He was
accompanied home by his granddaugh
ter Ellen Connaughton, who will re-
main for visit.
Howard McNett, we'll known here,
died at Cuba City Sunday.
Miss Josephine Hutchinson, who is at
tending college at Champain, H., re-
turned there Monday.
E. Y. Hutchinson, n H. Snow, Hol-
man Brothers and Earl Stacey Of Mif-
fin purchased Buick cars of A. T.
Spang last week.
Mr. and Mrs John Sullivan and Miss
Ellen Mcmahon motored to Ridgeway
Tuesday to visit relatives.
Several new search lights have been
placed at different points of the Zinc
Works.
Mrs Charles Bach arrived here Tues
day from Dubuque for a week IS visit
with her parents, Mr. ana Mrs George
Hartley.
James Keyes and daughters Misses
Maud and Cora and Mrs Andrew Keyes
spent Tuesday at Darlington.
George Hauk of Lancaster spent
Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs
Joseph Eckstein.
Jacob Zweifel was at Linden the
forepart Of this week on business.
Roy Lovelace transacted business at
Dodgeville Tuesday.
Mrs Frank Ivey and daughter Mary
visited with Mrs Morris Berry at Plum
Grove Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs L. D. Harker visited at
Darlington Sunday.
Miss Fannie James of the Platteville
Normal is spending weeks vacation
with her parents, MI and Mrs R. D.
James.
Maurice McDermott is visiting his
cousin William McManus at Darling
ton.
Mrs Fred Zweifel returned Sunday
from visit at Darlington.
Mrs Irving Stratman and little son
are visiting her sister Mrs Clarence
Wackman at Lake Mills
Mr. and Mrs Walter s. Martin mo-
tored to Warren Sunday. Mrs Il. n
Perry, mother of Mrs Martin, returned
here with them for visit.
Mrs Peter Opie is visiting her son
Charles at Linden
Mr. and Mrs William Moon purchased
the Fred Matson homestead on Wiscon-
sin street last week.
Charles Swan aud daughter Marie of
GAINESVILLE spent Sunday at the home of
Mr. and Mrs William Lang.
A. ?. Nelson of Darlington was a
Sunday guest at the home Of Mr. and
Mrs Roy Love!ace.
Mrs William Tregilgus returned Sat
urday from a visit in Platteville Her
daughter Mrs William Rindlaub &C
companied her here,
Mr. and Mrs l.. S. Brown and son
WaldrOn Of Juda spent Sunday here
with relatives
Brunina, thirteen months Old daugh
ter Of Mr. and Mrs Joseph Cooley, died
of pneumonia at their home in this city
Monday night. The funeral took place
Tuesday attern Jon with services at St.
Mary's church, Father Nicholas Weyer
officiating. Interment in st. Mary's
cemetery.
Ellis Reynolds and family and Mrs
Keegan of Waldwick spent Sunday at
the home of Mr. and Mrs John Short.
George Noble and wife of HoIlandale
visited his parents, Mr. and Mrs Charles
Noble, Sunday.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
Splendid Quality of MercifuIness.

McrcifulneSS manifeStS itself in
two says: First, in patience and for
bearance toward those who do wrong,
lcniency toward those who fail; and
second. in ministrations of kindness
ANA love to those who are in need.
Ih~ first OF these manifestations is
negative. The other phase of the quail
itN is active and poSitive.-Rev. j. r.
Miller, d. ID.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
MINERAL POINT Or TODAY
NOTES BI TIE DEMOCRATS
NEWS RER.


M and Mrs g. E. Martin and Mr.
and Mrs f. G.. Ludden motored to Oar
lington and Platteville Sunday to visit
relatives and friends
Mrs Martha Noble Of Ladysmith is
here visiting her sister Mrs John
Ostrander, who is i'll.
n v Anderson Of Webster City,
Iowa, is spending few days here with
friends
Mrs Perry Davis returned to her
home at Waldwick Friday, after visit
Of several weeks at the home of her
son L. j. Davis.
Mrs Ella Richard returned to Platte
Vile Wednesday, after visit at the
home Of Dr. and Mrs John Davies.
Nj and Mrs e. &. Fielder and Dr. H.
d. Ludden motored to Darlington Sun
day afternoon to visit friends.
Miss BeuIah Harker returned to her
home at Waldwick Saturday, after IA
week visit at the home Of Mr. aud Mrs
K. j. Davis.
VIII. Chanley visited his sister Mrs
G. e. Grindtl at PlatteVille Sunday
Mr. and Mrs Milton Evans and son
spent Sunday at Dodgevlle.
A. Calvert and Miss Rella Hendrick-
son of Darlington were guests at the
w. j. Tomln home Sunday.
Mrs Faun Harker and two children
returned to GAINESVILLE Monday. after Il
visit at the j W. Anderson and j. j.
Kuelling homes.
Miss Bernice Clark of N1ifflin and sis
ter Minnie returned here Saturday from
visit at GAINESVILLE.
Mr. and Mrs Richard Harris of
,JOnesdale were the guests Of Mrs w. j.
Tomlin Saturday.
Vivian Ludden of Montfort spent
Sunday here with his parents.
Miss Marguerite Thompson. teacher
at Willow Springs, spen, over Sunday
with her mother, Mrs Susan Thompson.
Mrs Alloys Remfrey and son Harold
returned to Darlington Sunday, after a
week visit with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs Joseph Engels.
Mrs l.. \. Ross and daughter Flor
ence returned Friday from visit in
Rockford
Mrs J. A Neserole and two daugh-
ters visited several days last week at
Rockford
Miss Dolores Richards Of the U. of
w. is spending this week with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs A. I. Richards.
Miss Della Coady of the Platteville
Normal is spending this week with her
mother, Mrs NJ. Coady.
Mrs Charles Buckingham Of Jones
dale visited her sister Mrs ". 0. Hos
ken here Monday.
Miss Elizabeth Davis of Platteville
Normal is spending this week with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs w. j. Davis.
Mrs Matt May, who underwent ar
operation at the Mercy hospital in
Chicago last Monday, is getting on
nicely
Mrs John French of Warren spent
over Sunday with Mr. and Mrs John NJ.
Ostrander
Mr. and Mrs Harry Padon and Mr. and
Mrs Milton Mitchell moved into parts OF
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12
$4,000 For Two Daughters.

Greensburg, Ind.-Isaac Seton, one
Of Decatur county's wealthiest resi-
dents, presented each of his two daugh
ters with valuable farm land as gifts.
The gifts comprise 461 acres Of land
that is said to be valued at $4,000.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1917-04-12


Mrs Edward Brown, Sr. returned
Friday from a visit Of several months
with her son W. D. Brown and family
IN Chicago.
Mr. and Mrs Ross Bishop and son of
Cobb and Cyrus White of Chicago
spent Easter with their mother, Mrs
Mary White, and grandparents Mr. and
Mrs Josiah LanyOn.
Mrs ". 6. Hales and daughter Ellen
returned Friday from short visit in
Chicago.
Dr. and Mrs W. J. Morgan and fam
lilo spent Easter with his mother, Mrs
James Morgan, at Darlington.
Prof. W. R. Rood attended school
superintendent convention at Madison
last week.
Mrs Clyde Bachelor and daughter
Mary returned Friday from visit with
Mrs Mary Bachelor at Platteville.
Matt May returned Saturday from a
visit with his wife at the Mercy hOspit-
al, Chicago.
Mrs Edward Gribble returned Friday
from visit with her mother, Mrs
Thomas Kramer, at Mt. Horeb
Mrs James Kelly Of Dodgeville is
spending few days with her daugh-
ter in law Mrs L. A. Kelly.
Mr. and Mrs J. ]. PenhallegOn re-
turned Monday from d trip to Wash
ington, D. c.
George Jeuck, ST., George Jeuck, Jr.
and Mrs W J. Jeuck attended the fu-
neral Of James Bennett at Dodgeville
Monday.
Mr. and Mrs William Stude and Mr.
and Mrs George Schweitzer n0tored to
STUDIES farm near Marshall Tuesday.
Mrs John Schaub arrived here Mon
day from Beloit for a visit with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs John May.
Mrs Theodore Martin, with three
children and Miss Gladys Huxtable,
expect to leave Thursday to visit her
pa, Tl''' a. "a '''OD' 1Nl ''l'.,''@
-ni'' : ~ oN00 = "a lll''.>' y ''0, 20
is employed as head designer at the
Healy Millinery Emporium.
Miss Elsie GRADER returned to Down
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initial Dodoavjlle Sunday.
Miss Nadoa Connin returned Satnr
dav to Manitowoc
Misses Katherine and Dorothy Palz-
kin returned to the academy At Corliss
Wednesday, after snAndino their vaca
tion with their narpnts Mr. and Mrs
Nicholas palzl,iII
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The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
HemIock Lode Claim

Beginning at corner No 1. identi- cal with location corner and corner No. 4 Rambler Lode and corner No. 8 Jack Pine Lode previously de- scribed, whence U. s. Location Mon ument No. 3 bearo S. 4S' 26' w. 71O1.5 it., thence N. 49' 5S' E. 550.l 1t. to corner No. 2, identical with location corner and corner No. 3,
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
CHRISTMAS TO RE CELEBRATED
 HERE ON SUNDAY
Ceremonies Outlined al the Russian Orthodox Churches Here and
 at Douglas.

The Russian Christmas, which falls 13 days later than the Ameri- can Christmas will be celebrated next Sunday by the people of the channel protesting the Creek rclig- ion. The church celebration will commence on Saturday evening at ' o'clock at the Russian Orthodox on Fifth street with the great com pIino and the Christmas matins. On Sunday morning, Christmas day the first morning service will be ccIc- brated at the st. Sabba's church in Douglas at 8 a. m. sharp. The Holy Liturgy will be celebrated in Ju- ncau at 10 q. m, evening vcsDers and matns at 5 D. m. at Juneau.
 Monday morning, the second day of Christmas, Holy liturgy will be celebrated at 9 a. m. at Juneau.
 For those who arc preparing for the Holy Communion, services will be held on Friday at p. m. and Saturday at a. m.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
HUNTER HOTEL PROPERTY HAS
 ANOTHER SUIT
Plaintiffs Bring Case Against U. s. Marshal and Other for
 Sums Due.

Suit was started this morning in the district court by William r. Prentice and Samuel Kcist against L. Fl. Keist, Barney Conrad and H.. A. Bishop as U. S. marshal The two men allege that recently they start ed suit to recover wages alleged due, amounting to SS59.S1 and $6S$.15. They allege that the defendant, l.. H. Eeist acknowledged their rights and that judgement was issued and an attachment against the Hunter Hotel property for tho amount due was also issued and served.
 Later the men asked that the property be sold under the attach ment in order that their claims might be paid, but that the U. S. marshall has refused to make the sale on account of a chattel mort gage on the property which is held by Barney Conrad The plaintiffs allcgc that the chattcl mortgage is a fraud and Is merely set up to prevent them having their rights and ask that it be set aside, the property sold, and that they be awarded the amount of their claims. J. B. Marshall appears as attorney for the plaintiffs.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
OFFICIALS WILL
 REMAIN IN THE
 WILSON CABINET
Attorney General Only Member Who Likely to Leave Official
 Family.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 8. - Every member of President Wilson's Cabi- net with the possible exception of ! Attorney-Gcneral Gregory expects to remain in office after March 4, when ! the Presidents second term begins It is learned definitely that all Of
 them have been or will be asked to
 keep their posts.
 Reports concerning possible rcsig. nations have Centered chiefly around Secretaries AIcAdoO. Houston and Baker. and the atJorncy-gencral. It has been taken for granted that Postmaster-Gencral Burlcsou and Secretaries Lansing, Daniels and Wilson would remain,
 Secretary Mc&dOO personally dc nied that he had any intention O. resigning.
 Although Secretary Baker has
 been credited with a desire to leave
 the cabinet, it is learned that in ali likelihood he will remain. IL is 1n- derstood, however, that there is a possibility that he may be shifted to the department of justice. Vance C. Mccormick, chairman of the Demo- cratic National Committee, may Ec placed in charge Of the war depart ment in that ease
 In the attorncy-Goncv2Is case the reports of his intention to resign have been very circUmstautial and have been generally accepted as true by officials. The President has of-
 rcred Mr. Gregory seat on the su- preme court once and should auoth- CT vacancy occur during the admin istratioa, it is thought probable he would be seriously considered again.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
SILKS FOR ALL-THE- -YRAR-ROUND WEAR

Neat pad suitable for wasng the dark coor yard wide fancy silks ea mostly and pas crepe chine light evening shades black silks in satin taGeta, crepe de chine and Duchess
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
ASPIRATION IS
 FACING GERMANS
 ON PEACE MOVE
Desperate Methods to Be Used if EntenteS Finally Reject the
 Peace Terms.

LONDON, Jan. 3.-The Berne cor. respondent of the Morning Post wires:
 "If the Entente rejects the Ger. man proposals, the German authori. ties will make desperate military ef. forts with all the means at their disposal and with ruthle5sness.
 They have already assured the public that this supreme effort will be successful and the cordial ap. probation and cooperation of the public, which desires peace ardently Is certain"
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
Monitor Lode cIalm

Beginning at corner No. l, ident- cal with location corner, whence U. s. Location Monument No. bears S. 62o 4S w. 5712.0 it., thence N. 26o 26' w. 150O it, to corner No. ?, identical with location corner and corner No. 1, Umatilla Lode and
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03

WASHINGTON, Jan. S.-BrCCKen- ridge Long of St Louis probably will be nominated by President Will son as assistant secretary of state to succeed John F. Osborne, of Wy oming, who resigned recently. Long is a lawyer and has taken promi- nont part in politics as Demo- Crat.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
GOOD HEAVY BED COVERING FOR COLD NIGHTS

biz fancy pa pink and blue borders and solid reguar We fortunate having lot of these carried over last year and still the old price which IS at least savm Twenty-Five Per Cent
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03
BANDIT PAID IS FEARED.

LOS ANGELES, Cal, Jan. S. A raid by Mexican bandits on Ajo. Ariz., a small mining town on the border, is feared, according to mes sages received here today. An ap- peal for troops has been made.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-03

TWO IN C&Er-Tne EMPIRES way for everybody. The EMPIRES ads" keeps the housewife informed oS all sales and the news columns Ire right up to the minute on the days news.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-05-02
"ExPERI FENCES"

Butte. May IA. w. Bower, general
agent of the Chicago and Northwest
ern railroad, with headquarters at In
dianapolis. was a visitor here with
George Feyder, travelling passenger
agent Of the road at Helena, while on
an experience" trip. MIR. Bower was
pleasantly surprised at the methods OF
doing business in the west, the scale
on which it is done and the conditions
Of this section OF the United States.
He is one OF large number OF the
eastern representatives Of the road
who are making n 35-day experience"
trip which in cludes all of the states
west Of the Mississippi river except
possibly Oklahoma, Texas and Mis-
souri,. He will be followed three days
later by representatives from other
Earts Of the east who are making the
trip to be better acquainted with con-
Litions and to be in better position to
discuss railroad business with eastern
shippers.
Representatives OF the road are
making the trip from their headquar-
tiers in Toronto, Canada: Buffalo, De.
troit. Cleveland. Philadelphia and
many other cities.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-05-02
THE SPORTL|CHT
The Golfers Heaven,
BY GRANrLANp RICE.

The Golfers Heaven.
When the earth's last golf ball is
driven and the clubs are rustcd and
dried.
Wen so with our game up to heaven,
where the course is both sporty and
wide;
And those who scored true will he
hapny-they'll drive off golden
tee,
And their swing will be perfect and
snappy, and the bah win shoot out
like Lee.
And 10 enc will talk while they're
putting; nor boast of the shots he
has made:
And the caddies will all be attentive,
nor tell how II should have been
played.
With brassies and mashe and putter
the ball will go straight to the cup
And the satisfied looser will mutter
Not so bad. for he's only one up"
They will drive from Crunus to Nep-
tune. and mashie from Venus to
Mars:
They will follow the stars in their
courses, in brides and bogics and
pairs.
And thus throw the aeons eternal, mid
valleys celestial they'll roam,
And not once have that horror internal
the Missus. who's waiting at home
JOHN HALL JONES
This would be our idea of the last
word In thrills and tumultuous up-
neaVals OF the breast--to have a six
foot, side hill put for $1,000, OOO, 900