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The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

i.,-t Judges and clerks appotnte.
TO hold Special Election on June 26
1917, for the purpose of electinr one
delegate from Drew county and two
from the Sixth Congressional District
to the Constitutional Convention pro.
yided by Act 90 of the General As.
semhly of 1917.
Marion Township-Ward ". j
frotter, A. NJ Bell, J. N. Williams
Judges. ]. B. Dishongh and II. T.
Slenons, clerks.
Ward "A B. Jaggers, Oscar
Finch, L. B. Wilson, Judges. C. B.
Wood and A. T. Wells, clerks.
Crook Township
Crook Township.
0zment School House,. L. Jolley.
j. r. Knowles, A. f. Cowan, Judge
Arthur Jolley and W. E. Eubanks,
clerks.
Saline Township.
Green Hill-R. w McKinstry, f. X.
Haynes, f. J. Dunlap, judges. Tom
Harris and B. Z. Dunlap, clerks.
Wilmar-A w. Judd, I. A. Bird,
c. w. Brantley, judges A. w. Biggs,
and G. II. Smith, clerks.
Barbados. A. Roark, D. C. II n
ris, H. L. Rhodes, judges. H. L. stur-
gis and w. F. Saffold, clerks.
Veazey Township.
Ladelle-E. p Kimbro, w. L. Deal,
H. L. Deal. judges Oren Lewis and
Mann PEBBLES, clerks.
Iacey-G. E. Haskew, J. NJ. Hill, p.
T. Baugherty, judges. W. w. Wilson
and VIII Binns, clerks.
Prairie Grove-T. A. Lagrone, S /,
u. W. Wells, T. X. Johnson, judges.
Edgar Flemister and Percy Rial,
clerks.
Paradse-W. P. Jeter, O. F. Wells
and Nathan Haynes, judges. ]. A.
Rial and j. T. Brown, clerks.
New Hope-Robt. Baker, T. w Viii
son, G. w. Adcock, judges. D. w.
Wilson and A. NJ Gumpert, clerks.
Bartholomew Township.
Baxter-Albert Ellington, \. o.
Warwick, w Nelson. judges. G. c.
Thompson and w. II. Gray. clerks.
Biissville-H. Il. Hardin, J. w.
Bonner, Paul Williams, judges. Tom
Hoffman and w NJ. Gregory, CLERKS.
Eeavitt-Jim Mckay, NJ. F. Bird,
{. r Bates, judges. Merlin Tool and
D.. l. Waller, clerks.
Bearhouse Township.
Gotham School House, y. Car
pehter, Emmett Donham. Chas. L.
Gfeswell, judges Claude Box and
Waiter Gum, eierl.s.
Midway. r Dye. r S Caldwell.
}. y. Haisty, igd Tres. L. J. Fergu-
son and w. II. Holm Ger, clerk.
Prairie Township.
Gulledge Mill W. T. Gill, ". \.
Jenkins, A. Sullivan, judges. ] NJ.
Best and c. w. Grouse. clerks
Cominto Township.
Cominto-s. A. Diekey, 5. d. Pur-
ser, J. R. Hill, judges. Arthur
Burch and NJ C. Bird, clerks.
Craig School House-F. N. Bor-
deaux, Tom Gotham, G. i. Relt.,
judges. jim Frederick. and Tom
Boone, clerks.
Collins Township.
Gollins-J. A. Trice, Walter Gas
ter, J. d. Hunt, judges Elmo Land
and {. +. Bulloeh, clerks.
Froy-W. r. Tuggie, Tom Green
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Una J benton judges. J. A. re
lum and Tom Bulloch, clerks.
Eine-J. L. Bryant, w. f. Cham
bers, Lee Turner, judges. c. w. Bry-
ant and j. F. Tullous, clerks.
Clear Creek Township.
Rock Springs-M. f. Handley, A.
M. Nichols, f. NJ Gibson, judges. w
H. Harper and c. X Nichols, clerks.
Montongo-J. w Miller, A. R.
Summers, b. J. Starting, judges. A
X. Winningham and S. ]. Raines.
clerks.
Spring Hill Township.
Myhand- Walter Robinson, w. W
Cloud, J. NJ. Hughes, judges. T. K.
Cloud and G. R. Cater, clerks.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21
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See us In our new quarters.
Hawkins Drug Co.


Hawkins Drug Co.
Miss Bessie Doss, of Warren
visited relatives here last week.
Keep Kool Suits at the Model
Shoe Store. advt
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Farrell Wis.
tied Little Rock last week.
We want to buy your WOOL
Hale Robinson q Company.
Mr.. Howard Harris visited
relatives at Warren last Sunday
Equality is our motto.
Hawkins Drug Co.
Mr.. Clyde L. Elliott, Rural
Carrier on Route 2, visited Little
Rock last Saturday.
Last week was about the cold
est June weather we ever exper-
fenced.
Tennis Shoes, white or black
Model Shoe Store.
Miss Myrtle Easterling visited
relatives and friends at Crossett
last week.
Boyd, the Photographer, at the
old stand, North Main Street. 1t
Mr.. Jimmie Waddell, of Boy
dell, was here on a visit to rela-
tives the first of this week.
For the purest, freshest and
best drugs call on us.
Hawkins Drug Co.
Mr.. Ohas. Blakely made bus.
mess trip to Little Rock the first
of this week.
Mr.. A. I. Gotham made busi-
trip to Little Rock the first of
this week.
Highest cash price paid for
Wool, Chickens, Eggs and But
ter.-Hale Robinson & Co.
Mr.. James l.. Boone visited
his son, Mr.. Justin Boone, at Ell
dorAdo, the first of this week.
Miss Ouida Martin, of War
rem, visited relatives here this
week.
Buy $1.00 pair of Trousers
from the-Model Shoe Store.
Miss Stella Hughes, of Arkan,
sas City, visited relatives here
the first of this week.
Mr.. T. H. Biggs, of Dermott,
was business visitor to our city
the latter part of last week.
Mrs. G. B. Wood is visiting
relatives and friends in Little
Rock this week.
Mems and Boys Wash Pants
Model Shoe Store.
Mr.. Paul Hunter, of Dermott,
was visitor to our city the first
of this week.
Mrs. J. d. Ratterree and baby
have returned from a visit tt
relatives at Rison.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. z. Roberts, OF
Orossett, are here on a visit TO
Mr.. Carroll Archer and family
See A. Z. WELLS about loans
on your city property. Pay oy
the month-just like rent. ao1.
Miss Vivian Kennedy, OF Ham
burg, is here on a visit to her
aunt. Mrs. Frank Owens.
Mr.. w. d. Lance made busl
ness trip to Pine Bluff the hrs
of thi1week.
Mr.. Geo. Spencer and daugh'
ter, Miss Thelma, visited Lltti'
Rock the first of this week.
Mr.. r. W. Shelton after sever
al days stay~in Little Rock ma
returned to his home in tins city
Miss Laura Mae Hunter after
visit to Little Rock, has return
ed to her home in this city.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

Mr.. Will Erwin, the big ranch
man, of Tillar, spent day or
two in our city last week. Will
and jim Erwin own the largest
stock-ranch in Drew county.
DIR. Joe Cook, President of the
State Normal, at Hattiesburg,
Miss, was here the first of this
week, the guest of Col. G. T.
Duke.
Mr.. E. B. Mccullough has re-
turned to his home in this city,
from Texarkana, where he has
been attending the Meeting of the
State Embalmers.
Judge K. c. Knox made bust
ness trip to Little Rock the first
this week. He was accompanied
home by his mother, Mrs. j. G.
Knox, who had been visiting
there.
FOR SALE:-0nly business of its
kind in the city. Good opening for
young man not afraid of work. Do
ing nice business; other business
reasons for selling. Apply at GEN
CELSOn next to Star Hotel.
Mr.. Justin Matthews and fam
lily, of Little Rock, were here
the first of this week on a visit
to Mr.. Matthew'S mother, Mrs.
S. J. Matthews, and other rela-
tives.
Mr.. William Woods and wife,
and Misses Alice and Patricia
Pearson, and Miss Slide, of Cros-
sett, were in our city last Sun.
day, Ell route to their homes
from visit to Warren.
Mr.. Earl King left Tuesday
afternoon for Warren, where he
has joined Co. |, of the National
Guard. He will 90 from there
to Little Rock, where the Co. is
stationed.
Mr.. Rufus Collins and son-in-
law and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
LOWS Lockett, and little daugh-
ter, of Hot Springs, visited rela-
tives here last week. They came
over from the Springs in an au
tomobile.
DR.. A. S. j. Collins, Pat Hen,
ry, Esq. Messrs. A. B. Jaggers
A. j. Posey, j. ID. McCloy, How
ard Jaggers and Joe McOloy
have returned from an extended
visit to Washington and New
York City They report having
had a good time, generally.
A synopsis of the late acts have
been published in the papers. II
you care to know anything abon
the laws you live under, rea(
them. 1t will do you no harm
to read them, if it does you nc
good. But, in the meantime
you lnay be helped thereby.
Mr.. A. I. Wells and famil,
and Mrs. n. d. Gotham ant
| daughter, Miss Louise, and Mis-
Lilly Higgason went up to Sta
City last Sunday in an automo
bile. They were met there b.
Mr.. Gus. Mcdonnell and famil
from Altheimer, and the day wa
lopapt toUathar
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

3 or 6 doses 666 will break
any case of Chills & Fever, Colds
& LaGrippe; it acts on the liver
better than Calomel and does not
grippe or sicken. Price 25c.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

NOIICE We have mo CO
from North Court Square to the
building formerly occupied by
the Harper Wood Mercantile 90.
on South side Of square and in
vite all of our friends and Gus
toners to call and see US. Our
cold drinks are the best and we
strive to please everyone.
Hawkins Drug Co.
Mr.. w. K. Thompson, wife and
baby, Mrs Erie Daniel and son,
William, and Mr.. John H. Cot
| ham, Of Arkansas City, came out
last Saturday evening Mrs.
Daniel and son and Mr.. Gotham
stopped here, while Mr.. Thomp-
son and family motored to War
rem.
There was meeting of Drew
county farmers, at the Court
House, last Saturday evening,
to discuss the bonded ware house
and cold-storage question.
Speeches were made by Prof.
Frank Horsfall, G. O. Kendall,
and District Demonstration A
gent, j. M. Sweigart. Further
steps will be taken to perfect
arrangements for storing and
marketing the farm products.
just received the fourth car
load of Buggies this season.-We
have Banner Buggies, Kentucky
Buggies and John White & Sons
Best Buggy in our barn. viii
be glad to show and price them
to you at any time. We sell for
cash as cheap as any reputable
mail order house and save YOU
the freight.-N. d. WHITE d
COMPANY, wholesale and re-
tail buggy dealers. advt
| know from personal observa-
ton what the problem is in
Europe. 1t is beyond the power
of any group of men or any ma
ton really to meet those needs.
But | have at least a vision of
seeing throughout this country
every individual affiliated in
some way with the Red Cross
through Red Gross Chapter or
auxiliary or branch.-Eliot
Wadsworth.
The Agricultural Department.,
at Washington, is advising farm
ers, who have sown Winter Oats.
to save them for seed, and not
feed them away to their stock.
1t is said that Winter Oats are
exceedingly scarce and that the
demand for seed, this Fall, will
be great. If you have any of
these oats, you will both benefit
your country and help your fin
ancial condition by saving them,
and selling for seed, this Fall.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21
pay the liberal
ADULTS 25 CENTS CHILDREN 10 CENTS

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The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21
Drink at our Fountain.
Hawkins Drug Co.

iooifCo az al hduSdS AlUy Ullt
latter part of last week.
Mr.. Elmo Tool, of Little Rock
visited relatives in our city this
week.
We pay cash for all kinds OF
Country Produce.-Hale Robin.
son & Go.
Capt. Mark Mobiles, of Cros-
sett, visited relatives in our city
this week.
Miss Louie Hall has returned
from visit to relatives and
friends at Fordyce.
Mr.. Ed. Gotham, Jr., of Boyle,
Miss, visited his parents, here
the latter part of last week.
Boys Wash Pants, the good
kind Model Shoe Store.
Mrs. B. r. Bonner and little
son, of Dumas, visited relatives
and friends here this week.
Miss Elizabeth Daniel, of Ark
ansas City, is here on a visit to
relatives and friends.
DIR. and Mrs. r. G. Williams,
and children, of Parkdale, visit
ed relatives here this week.
DR.. L. r. Gotham made bust
ness trip to Little Rock yester-
day.
Lamar Williamson, ESD, and
wife visited Little Rock last
week.
Manhattan, or Wilson Bros.
Shirts and underwear.-Model
Shoe Store.
Miss Lillian Mccullough after
visit to friends at Cleveland
Miss, has returned to her home
in this city.
Mrs. w. p. Davidson and ba-
by, of Georgetown, Texas, are
here on a visit to Rev. w. c.
Davidson and family.
Misses Floie Watson and
Frances Schaefer, of Hamburg,
are here on visit to Mrs. @. c.
Wilmington.
Mrs. r. T. Wells after visit
to her daughter, Mrs. Elmo
Crane, at Ruston, La, has re-
turned to her home in this city
Mrs. L. S. McFadden and baby
of Dermott, are here on visit
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. w
Harper.
You furnish lot and labor; Fl
pay for house. You can pay off
the whole loan at any time with,
out notice. A. L. Wells. tt
Mr.. Chapman Davidson, after
a visit to relatives at Arkadel
phia, has returned to his home
in this city.
Miss Georgia Evans and Mr..
Johnnie Evans, of GAINESVILLE
La, are here on visit to rela
tives.
Mrs. Mody Collins after a visit
to relatives in Kansas and Hor
Springs has returned to her home
in this city.
MIR. Shelby McOloy, who has
been attending Davidson College
at Davidson, N. c., has returned
to his home in this city.
Mr.. Carl Gotham, after a visit
to relatives and friends in thi.
city and county, has returned te
his home at Port Arthur, Texas
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Well lief
the first of this week for Battl,
Greek, Michigan, where the,
will spend several days.
If you want to plan your meal,
without trouble, 90 to Todd
Grocery, "The Home of Goo,
Things To Eat. :" advt
| Messrs. Joe Trammell and Fa
Brann made business trip t
Monroe, La, the latter part 0
last week.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

Entered at the Post Office at Monticello
Ark. as second class nail master.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21
METHODIST CHURCH.

METHODIST CHURCH.
All the services for the day.
Ice water in the cooler. Fans
to- keep auditorium cool.
Good choir, Hearty welcome.
Z. O. OWEN, Pastor.
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21
Collins Township.

Collins A. Trice, Walter Gas
ter, j. d. Hunt, judges. Elmo Land
and {. +. BulIoeh, clerks.
Froy-W. R. Tuggle. Tom Green
The Monticellonian., 1917-06-21

Cominto-s A. Diekey, 5. D. Pur-
ser, J. R. Hill, judges. Arthur
Burch and NJ c. Bird, clerks.
Craig School House,. NJ. Bor-
deaax, Tom Gotham, G. L. Relt :,
judges. Jim Frederick. and Tom
Boone, clerks.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Length of Wireless WaNes.

In articles on wireless telegraphy
such expressions as 200 meter wave
lengths, 600 meter wave lengths, $4,000
meter wave lengths are constantly
used. In reply to correspondent who
asks how the length ef the waves is
measured the Scientific American gives
the following simple explanation:
'The length Of an electric wave is
determined by wave meter. The nat
ural wave length of an aerial is four
times its linear length, just as the
wave length of a note Of closed organ
pipe is four times the length of the
pipe, and the wave length Of the note
Of tuning fork is four times the
length Of the box which is resonant
with the note. However, other consid-
erations make it difficult to measure
the wave length by a rule, and the
wave meter gives a more correct result
than can be found by measuring the
length Of the wire."
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Unbelievable America.

In the chapter of Hugo Munsterberg's
unfinished autobiography, published in
the Century under the title, Twenty
five Years In America" the Harvard
professor tells some of the amusing
misconceptions of America current In
Germany quarter of a century ago.
"The one, however, who brought me
nearest to America was the historian
Hoist" wrote Professor Munsterberg
I'm the lecture room his real life work
was silenced. Who would care to study
American history? But In the drawing
room he did not talk of anything else;
America and America again. Sometimes
we had to listen to American stories
through whole dinner parties. 1 do re.
member that at my first Freiburg party
he reached his climax when he told the
fascinated company that he had been in
a hotel in New York where his room
had private bathroom in which he
could have a hot bath at any hour of
the night. The lady next to me relieved
the dramatic tension by whispering, I
do not believe it. Well, no one be.
lieved much of what he heard concern.
ing America"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
You MUS, Cure Yourself.

do not care how many licensed ply
sicians there are in the world do no
care how many drugs and how many
drug stores there may be in the town
l care not how many schools of medi
cine there may be. l say unto all yol
persons who are sick and i'll that you
will never be cured by licensed medi
cine. The doctors never will and never
can cure you. Drugs never cure. You
must cure yourself. And If you have
not the will power and the courage to
reform the conduct that made you i'll
you are already a goner. Nothing can
aid you, not even nature. "Medicus
sanat; natura curat." This is the Latin
Of the medical schools. The doctor
sanitates, but nature alone can cure.
And nothing in nature can cure you
but your own conduct-by reformation,
by resorting to the right food and the
right drink.
1t is up to you whether you are to be
an invalid all your life or well man
we'll woman.
1t is question Of personal morals,
individual ethics.-C. f. in Los An
geles Times.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
THROUGH Customar,a Glaasaa.

'How much experience have you had
behind the counter" asked an electric
shop manager Of young man who had
just applied for Job as retail clerk.
"None," admitted the applicant, "but
I've had heap of experience as Gus
toner"
The ability to put on the customers
glasses and see windows, cases and
prices from the buying siGe Of the coun-
ter Is an asset that cannot be too highly
valued. Every electric store salesman
is also a buyer. He must purchase
clothing, neckties and shoes. The cleo
trical man who can remember how 9TH
er statesmen and clerks showed him
their merchandise in way that invited
his interest and encouraged him to buy
and who can apply these methods in his
own everyday selling is the man who
will contribute to the building Of a
clientele Of satisfied patrons for his
store.-Electrical Merchandising.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
War and Human Nature,

Referring to the oft repeated claim
that there can be no such thing as uni
versal peace, because war is phase of
human nature-that men always have
and always will fight, DR.. Frank Crane
thus speaks: "War, human nature !!
Yes, as leprosy is human nature, or tu-
berculosis, or epilepsy, or homicidal
madness! AS demons in hell, in human
shape, are human beings" The idea
that men Of sense will justify war be-
cause it is human nature would fit them
for the lunatic asylum. And then the
doctor goes on to say: "Give human ma
ture a chance. Let the people manage
their governments and war will speed
lily cease forever"
And that's true too. 1t is despicable
the way some people will blame human
nature for war. By that argument ev-
cry crime could be justified. - Ohio
State Journal.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Fraqrant Wild Flowers.

Readers of the American Botanist
have been trying to decide which is
the most fragrant American wild fow-
er, and their opinions on the subject
exhibit remarkable diversity. In New
England the majority give first choice
to the pink azalea, with the white wa
ter lily second. There are many votes
for the trailing arbutus; but. as the
editor suggests, it's fragrance is doubt.
less overestimated owing to the fact
that it Is the earliest fragrant wild
flower Of spring. Other candidates for
the first place are the partridge berry.
the common locust, horned bladderwort
(of which John Burroughs says, In a
warm moist atmosphere the odor is al
most too strong'), yellow jessamine.
spotted wintergreen and some of the
magnOlias.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Abolish Fahrenheit?

There is a growing crusade against
the Fahrenheit thermometer used in all
English speaking countries, and the
plea is made that the Centigrade ther-
mometer be employed in it's place. The
Centigrade is used for nearly all scien-
tific purposes and is decidedly superior
to the Fahrenheit, but the latter is in
familiar use among the great mass of
people who use heat measuring instru-
ments.
Practically all English speaking peo-
pie use the Fahrenheit scale, even with
all its Inconvenience, and people who
imagine that they can effect a change
by an act of congress reckon without
authority. Nothing is more difficult than
to change the established habits of a
people. truth which will slowly dawn
upon the enthusiast who undertakes
to change the meteorology Of nation.
Locomotive Engineering.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Garden Soil.

Test your garden soil for acidity
Procure dimes worth of blue litmus
paper at drug store. Make a slit or
incision in the damp soil, put i'll paper
two-thirds its length and leave it for a
half hour. If the change of color is to
red or deep pink your soil needs heavy
lining. If there is no change Of color
lining will be Of little value.
If garden soil is heavy, or hungry"
that is, harsh and lacking in humus-
give it plenty of well rotted stable ma.
nure. Nothing could be better. If the
soil Is in excellent physical condition
bonemeal with the addition of little
potash will supply the plant food nee
essary for any ordinary crop Of plants
or mere annual growth.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Village Life In China,

Chinese village life is essentially
democratic, almost communisitc. There
are not today-have not been for CEN
turies-feudal lords or even great land
lords. 1t is country of peasant pro-
prletors, clan government, with practi-
cally all the men of middle age and
over in community having equal voice
and authority in local affairs with land
split up smaller and more equally than
in any other country in the world.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Heartburn.

= Heartburn is due to hyperacid- !
y ity or excess Of acid secretion !
+ In the stomach. This interferes 1
+ with digestion by preventing the !
+ proper digestion Of starch. ana 1
+ In this condition acid foods and 4
' sugar are especially irritating. 1
+ 1t can be relieved, but not cor. 1
= rected. by the use Of alkaline 1
y drugs. Bicarbonate Of soda and i
y similar remedies may be taken j
y for temporary relief. Acid foods i
y should be avoided. Baked pota- !
Y to is alkaline and is usually ac- i
y ceptable In such cases. The food !
y should be thoroughly mixed with i
y saliva and should be confined for i
y a time to stale bread. potatoes !
Y and small amount of beans in i
y some cases. The mental state is ;,
y frequently an important factor in !
+ the cause and correction of the i
7 malady. but lack of proper exer. !
4 else is the principal cause. Svs. ;,
+ tematic exercise, including walk !
= ing, should be adopted graduaIlv }
y and followed regularly. Tha sim !
y pier the diet the better. ]
l. Z, l. Z. Z. 4. l. l. = l. L l. 4,
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Something In Your Eve,

Foreign bodies in the eye, if they
have not penetrated any part of the
eyeball. are best removed by pulling
the lid away from the eyeball with
the fingers. so that the tears will flow
and wash the particle away. Never
rub the eye. When the eyeball is pen
etrated you cannot see an oculist too
quickly. s7
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Doing Your Duty,

Those who do it always would as
soon think Of being conceited Of eating
their dinner as Of doing their duty.
What honest boy would pride himself
on not picking pocket7 A thief who
was trying to reform would.-Georpe
Macdonald.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Revising an Old Sayino.

The old saying that where there's
a VIII there's way still holds good.
with certain restrictions. but the mod
ern way OF doing things demands both
Will and skill. The individual who pos
sesses both these virtues will find the
road to success comparatively thorn
less.-Bakers' Weekly.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Contradictory

Contradictory.
What did Blank say about mer'
That you owed him $40"
why, the lying scoundrel! Well hs
can just whistle for his money now. I
won't pay him one cent till / get good
ana ready.-Boston Transcript.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Tho Practical Girl

He-You are the prettiest girl I ever
saw. She-That sounds all right, but
don't know how much the compli-
ment is worth until you tell me how
many pretty girls you have seen.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
Sad Fate,

II hear Adele has gone into comic
opera"
There was always something gu.
premely sad about the girl."-Life.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07

Life doesn't consist in playing good
hand, but In playing a poor hand wen.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-07
A Household Jewel.

A Household Jewel.
is your new maid competentr"
VERY. She can even fool agents
and peddlers into believing that she's
mistress Of the house." Pittsburgh
Press.
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January Wheat crops.

January Wheat Crops.
Only two countries, Chile and New
Zealand, usually harvest their wheat
crops in January.