Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1917-08-08

MEN, WOMEN AND THINGS.
r. N. Eddy.
A woman never brags about her age
until she IN past ninety.
The most wonderful thing to mid.
die aged couple is grandchild.
A genuinely honest man never finds
it necessary to advertise his honesty.
In these stirring days If a man il
not All-American he IL All-Something
else.
It looks as If the Russian bear had
begun to show symptoms Of hibernat-
ing.
In time Of peace prepare for war
and in time Of war make still greater
preparation.
The only real fun we have in this
world is doing things We know We
can't afford to do.
How insignificant the foldeT- Of fem
minity appear when compared to the
vices Of masculinity.
Men who are not willing to stand
by and defend their country are q
nuisance in any country.
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Shrewd wives manager their l1us-
bands by letting them think they are
always having their own way.
The difference between 4 woman
and a hen is, a hen never cackles till
she has accomplished something.
It is a little remarkable that man
who goes up in the air on the slightest
occasion never makes q good aviator.
Those legislators who insist on car
ry1ng politics into war measures are
giving aid and comfort to the enemy"
When two girls fall violently in love
with one another, and they sometimes
do, both always wish the other was q
man.
There were some mighty fine and
useful men and women reared In this
world before mothers clubs were even
thought of.
The difference between sport and
labor 1s: when you work hard for pay
It fs labor and when you pay to work
hard it is sport.
When a public Official, either cleo
tive or appointive, has to scheme OF
fght to hold his position. he doesn't
deserve to hold it.
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The hardest thing in the world fol
small boy to understand IL why II
the world anybody ever took the
trouble to invent bathing suits.
It is mighty strange, but it is true
nevertheless, that most Of the kicking
that is done about the draft Is by me1
who are not subject to the draft.
The young fellow who always give,
any more than $50 pound sweet
heart, but a man gets tired Of holding
her on his lap q whole lot quicker.
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| If the entire Congress could b.
placed on the fighting front Of France
for sixty days they would speed III
legislation bit after they returned.
When you see a small boy playin,
Soldier and his smaller sister play
ing Red Cross" itris q safe bet tina
their parents are not American Jun1
ers. :,
We saw woman the other day VIII
i. was utterly Indifferent as to how sh
was dressed for public view. It wa
at q funeral and the woman was in til
comn. $500
/ The comfort kits of sRussia's wome
: so1dters-s'The Command OF Death
, contain all the accessories found =
) those Of the male warriors exec
z safety ra1or6. s1:s.
] II women warriors were 40 dete
. mined to have the last shot In confli
as they are to have the last word
{ their homes, they could never l
. whipped IN battle. .
Il II q preacher always has sms
dI audience: lawyer but q few ellen
$. Tor an editor . scanty following Of ree
8. ers, 4 Is proof that they have chos,
e the WRONG profession.
a That small hoy who does not knt
ri that tho best time r. ask LII moth
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