The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1917-03-12
AWONDERFUI.
DISCOVERY
BY Nj. QUAD
Copyright. 1915. bv tia u,c,.
Newspaper Syndicate
BY NJ. QUAD

VI my wonderful medical remedies
Inose remedies had proved so wonder.
iui In curing all ailments thar The
druggists found their customers turning
from them. A combination was formed
against me, with millions Of dollars
BACK OF 1t, and threats were made that
! would be bankrupt in six months.
am now going for the druggists
In turn, and | have brought forth n
wonderful remedy that will shut tho
doors on many Of them. have com.
pined my twenty-one remedies In the
shape OF a porous plaster. and thar
plaster Is going to revolutionize the
world
The name, Browns Paradise Porous
fiaster, Is printed on In red ink. and
no one who can read can be deceived
by an envious druggist. The plasters
are fringed all around by strip Of
calfskin so that falling over fence or
from the roof of barn cannot dislodce
or damage them. In putting them ON
the help OF another person is required
The back should first he rubbed with
hot vinegar and red pepper When the
flesh begins to smart aud ralss YOU on
your toes the plaster should be capped
on. Great care should be taken that no
needles. pins or carpet lacks should get
mixed Ia. When the plaster is Oh. rub
1t over with rolling pin This takes
about two minutes. and after it Is fin
ished that plaster will stick by you for
the rest of your life. If YOU live fifty
years you will never want another. As
TO what my porous plaster will do
shall not make any boasts, but | will
modestly say:
That 1t will cure sore throat in two
seconds.
1t will remove a corn while you are
throwing a chair at the cat.
1t will cure rheumatism while you
are trading jackkniyes with tin ped.
dler
1t will knock stiff knee sitter than
a poker while you are walking forty
rods to the nearest saloon.
1t will cure consumption unless both
lungs are gone and your ribs are all
caved In.
1t will prevent pneumonia and disap-
point the doctors.
In my claims of what my porous
plaster will do | have confined myself
exclusively to human beings, had not
tried II on animal life when a gentle
man named Eben Jehoshaphat Jones OF
the state of Kansas wrote to me that
he owned horse twenty seven years
old that had been blind and dear Tor
the last seven years. The horse WAS
so deaf that he couldn't hear thun-
derstorm and so blind that 1t was a
common thing for him to knock the
doors off the barn about five times a
week. The horse had not been put out
Of The way hpcause he was the favor,
tie mount Of Eben's first, second ana
third wives and he was keeping MN
alive out OF sentiment. lie read 81 my
Paradise Porous Plasters, ana Ne
bought two and tried them on the
horse. His color was that OF a dlsh
rag, but in one week 1t had changed
TO n bright bay. The sight came back
TO his ewes. his deafness vanished, ana
In less than month he won race
and n purse of SO with it. The pas
ters. which will never come OH, give
the animal a unique appearance anu
will serve as blankets In the winter
I have testimonials to show that Win
in an hour after the plaster has peer
apnlied the wearer feels a mixture oi
energy and ambition thrilling al
through her or him He or she wants
70 do great things They cannot si
still but must be ut work Many o'
them have TO be tied in their chalr'
long enough 10 eat dinner
man in Iowa writes me That NJ
was so lazy that 1t nearly killed mn
when he had to rock the cradle oil III
infant for half an hour at uihe
Within week after wearing my pas
TOR no split 800 rails in one day ah'
,hon came home and licked a mar
whom he had had grudge against To-
forty years. nad,.,
woman in Michigan VINO maui
had energy enough to sweep the nooi
or clean out the coffeepot Tor ioht
number of years put on one OF 'hes'
nlasters 70 cure a coming deafness.
NOT only knocked the deafness galle'
west but infused such energy INTO ne
that in one day she used the broom "
oIoar RI the handle and secured th
coffaenot so vigorously that nothini
was left but the spout when she go
| through 40 =
could produce thousands more .
s,oh testimonials. but 1t seems useless
TRY one porous plaster in commu
aitv and ali will believe. The drug
gists will tell you that il IS trauo
bnt nav no attention to what they say
II costs YOU only > cents to nhu ~
whether | am telling you the truth =
wanting to sell you fraud. ~,
Tnst now am arranging to shl
100000 porous plasters to the souln
ON states. where the razor oashe
| -. rosn, IN countless numbers. iht