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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-10-06

FOR RENT-Very desirable frs
floor DON suitable for light hOus2
keeping. at 603 Queen street
Terms reasonable. Also house 4.
525 north Alfred street. water an:
gas. References required. Ap.l"
at G03 Queen street. 23S-6t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1917-10-06

CURTAINS w he'd and stretched:
All worI; guaraI ccd TO be first
class. Call a. ia outh Rnya!
street 23 g
An intelligent person may earn So
monthly corresponding for news
papers; $40 to $50 monthly in spare
time; experience unnecessary nc
canvassing; subjects suggested.
Send for particulars. National Press
Bureau, Room 1924, Buffalo, N. g
11S-h.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

ting lower every day in the family
sugar can, and no certainty that it
can be replenished for several weeks
yet the waste goes merriy on! Not
III kitchens but in a way we could
stop if We cared enough. Natural
causes have produced the shortage.
ana 1t Is up to US to stop further
waste.
1t is not only discomfort to be
"eprived of sugar, but it is a serious
loss in food values. 1t is essential TO
the soldier. Nature throws one-thjrd
more sugar into the blood in time of
danger, and increases ones bravery to
lace it. No other food is taken so
quickly into the circulation, and re
IleYes exhaustion from fasting in so
short time. Belgian children show
ed the effect Of lack of sugar in their
Diet Shall we be Indifferent to the
welfare Of our children? Of course
over-indulgence in sweets is disas-
trOus also.
Food conservation is the cry from
coast to coast. We are warned
against wasting even a crumb. We
are substituting cornmeal, which our
allies cannot use, for wheat flour.
which they need and must have to win
this war. 1t is admitted that vic
tory will be to the side that can long
es keep up its food supply. He who
wastes food is helping the Kaiser,
and playing traitor to his own coun-
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

Then going over the Bitter Root
Mountains we found the hottest, dry
est weather | ever saw.
Leverett said if that was taste OF
Purgatory, he was going to be awful
" GOOD the rest of his life.
don't believe it has had drop of
rain there since the world was made.
Il mean in the mountains, ha, ha)
Talk about desolation. 1t was the
essence of all horrors. | could not
heIp thinking that it was very like
the Goddess man on his death-bed. w.
what a cheerful letter. But you see
am simply preparing you for what
is to come. -.
At Nowbrdge we crossed the Mis-
souri River and came directly into the
Indian country and then the Bad
Lands. We enjoyed them, aLtho there
was a little current of anxiety also,
for here we encountered our first real
hard mountain climbin" and we were
inst little troubled about the brakes
Of the car. never having had a chance
"a trv them out in Florida, but they
behaved beautifully all the way
We had one fifteen mile MI to
climb. The guide book cautioned us
brrp 70 examine car carefully. and
fill the radiator full before starting
the ascent. At the finish OF TINS
climb we came up on the Continental
Divide. and from then on the rivers
turned westward. ,,., .,1
It gave ones heart a good marc pun
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

,,+v years ago Palatka
b19''i5 ,S by a visit from Miss
'3T1 3TT;1ii,ri, who addressed an
! !'+ tbe christian people OF
d .,itv ;rs in the Methodist
~ s'i1 that time Palatka was
gu :, much in evidence in the
Fs Lions of the town-and
%s,ordly a family THAT did
s,ne or less from these evil
1r,rt organized a small
~ 'TOman's Christian Tenn
~ .%,,r-and while it was not
I1t ,Ir1,ttitution at that time, it
}3m r| Palatlla that has never
s5yoosened. .si.. j. ,onn,,isb bod
=, Jr,;t entirely given up.
o. . %s,red sr to have such a grip
p,Itia. S Then came an en-
r..s ..r rhristian woman in the
|. 4 ! M |Vs Gates, the wife of the
N. \ Mn minister, and she installed
aI @aT T'C.T. U, renewed activity.
\. Ih t,,t ~ canpaign for Prohibi-
4. i I'd I'd a small but valiant band
'.,,r wv N, This campaign failed by
|, s',,.' nf A the negroes voting and
|, that the vote was announced
4 c,,s, ,rrclmbed to an attack Of
',, 'rj tip VIC. T, U. mourned
/ ad burial
| | f1po hi crowd rejoiced greatly
,, , isfpst II Of the campaign and for
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

try.
Breweries are wasting tons of our
preeous sugar, also large amounts of
molasseS, syrup and grain We say
wasting adViSedIy, for during manu-
facture the sugar is turned into al
cohol, which is a narcotic poison and
heart dcpressent, though the latter
facts were not known until a few
years ago. Much of the starch in
the grain is converted into sugar and
then into alcohol
1t is well that the women are hold
ing the fourth line trenches Of de
Tense by stopping the waste in the
kitchens, while carefully planning
their meals so the family shall not
be under-nomished. or have to eat
unpalatabc food. Saving b. the
teaspoon is a patriotic duty, but vast
ing by the ton in the brewcries, or in
any other way should be looked upon
as treason, when the fate Of our coun-
try hangs in the balance.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

lNor2 The Rexa The Rexa store The ReNal Store
he RexaII Store The RexalI Store The ReXal Store
Store The ReXal Store The KeNaIl store
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

Wasting Our Sugar. Is This Treason?
CBy Georgia RobertsonD
Surely no one would waste sugar
now when it is impossible to buy it in
many of our cities. Though it is get
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-12-21

M Store The Rexal The ReNa store Ihe ReHa Store
The Rev all store The Rexall Store The KeNaii SRre
M Store The Rexa,I Store Rexal Store The ReNa store
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
Postage 10 Europe.

Letter postage TO our soldiers and
ailors, no matter where their services
,ay take them. is 70 be maintained At
he domestic rate Of three cents an
uncc. Some may feel that the mill
airy frank adopted In France would
q d still faircr arrangement, but IN
ny case q iive-cent postal rate VIII
not stand between our forces IN
rance, Italy or Russia and their
riends ut home. That the fivc-cent
ate still persists between this country
nd all 81 our allies, except England
nd Canada, must strike many per-
ons rs an achronism. Before the
,ar We had already extended to Eu-
,pcan countries, BY mutual agree
,cnt, the domestic letter postage rate
n the cases Of England and Of Ger
,any-the latter with the quail fication
hat mails so carried must 90 to Ger
,any direct. Maintenance now OF the
re-war rate In the cases OF France
nd Italy, at least, seems out OF place
tussia IL 10 far away and correspond,
nee with Russia Is relatively so small
hat In her case there IL reasonable
xcuse for the five cent rate. Bu'
or our nearer allies II would seen
hat arrangements for u reciproca
doption Of domestic letter postage
ates ought TO be effected without de-
ay.--News-Press.
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
Hsst County Defense Committee Ply
sicisns Organize.

DIR. +. +. Bullock, who had been APP
pointed chairman Of the Holt County
Missouri, Medical Defense Committee,
called a meeting Of the Holt County
physicians, at the court house, on No
vember l6. Those present were: Drs.
+. II. Bullock, Forest City; 7. =. Ho-
gan, Bigelow; Beard and Williams,
Maitland; Davis, Ottman and Maui
man, Craig; Chandler. Keamey,
Thatcher, Hogan and Evans, Oregon.
DIR. C. l.. Evans was elected secrc-
tary. A communication from the sur
geon general, Washington, D. G., was
read, and ordered filed for future ref
erence. On motion, DIR. j. M: Davis,
C. L. Evans and 7. o. Davis were
elected as an executive committee. The
question Of Holt county's. quota Of
surgeons that would probably be need
ed for the present war, was then takeI,
up and discussed by all present; and
from the interest and determination
shown, Holt county Is ready. =,
On motion, Defense Committee ad'
iourned, subject TO call Of the chair
man. c. L. EVANS, Sec'y.
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
Drill Sand In Roads.

IL In an admitted fact that the
proper mixture Of sand and clay
makes n wcll-packed road, and there
il no better way Of applying sand to
a stretch Of clay road than by drill
inss in the drill can be set TO apply
ns much sand as needed, and uni
form distribution is assured. The
rule cannot be reversed, of course, in
Applying clay 10 a sand road, but here
we find another farm tool useful, &C.
cording 70 the State Highway De-
partment, and the manure spreader
can be used TO advantage. The tools
for this character Of road improve
ment are found on practically every
farm, and whe nthe Missouri farmer
learns that Il pays to mix sand with
clay In order to improve dirt roads,
even the byways, as well as many OF
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
NO hunting or trespassing allow
ed on the Thos, Fitxmaurice farm.

NO hunting or trespassing allow
cd on the Thos. Fitxmaurice farm.
Mrs. II. G. Ruley. accompanied
by Blanche Hodgin. spent few days
the past week at Fayette. this state,
visiting her daughter, Pauline, who Is
q student at Howard Payne College.
--Ben +. Morgan. Elder Hardman,
and w. II. Simmons. are quite feeble IN
health, and are confined TO Their
homes. The former Is suffering with
stomach trouble, NJ sI nssSmshh shsumst. nsss.
ic troubles. -. Nm.
dred Mrs. Seth Curtis, Mrs. Nell
Nosilsch, Mrs. Frank Foster, MARY
Hostettcr and Mrs. Charles Zachman
and Miss Ina Botkin. Of New roins
heard Miss Wilson sing In st. Joseph
i.-ss lI.1fsasX AA~-~->-->-
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
Mother Shipton's Prophecies.

Because of the uncanny manner In
'hich the prophecies of Mother Ship
on have been coming to pass during
ccent years, considerable attention
as been attracted TO the strange
creature Of four centuries ago. Even
hose who have in the past scofred at
he weird predictions Of this ancient
witch" are now stirred by curiosity
o wonder what will next occur in this
onnection.
Mother Shipton, we are told. was
orn in Yorkshire, England. in July,
ASS. and died about 1859. In books
information she il described as a
alf mythical English prophecies. bap-
lied Ursula Southiel. who later mar
led .ony Shipton, a builder. Accord.
ng to tradition she was the child Of
.gatha Shipton and the devil.
The following extracts from her
mazing prophecies were taken from a
crap book made more than forty
cars ago, and owned By a Rochester
oman:
house Of glass shall come TO pass
merry England. but, alas.
Var will follow with the work
the land Of the Turk.
~ ,i 10y. anu s.e IN I,efve ,, s'rie
.,ts ..rrt,ccs % ~i,Sau, pef Sorsas shaii, eii mn
nj 'sss ,l miau' ai, norses shall go
.nd n aog,aen.s ~; M .ns nv, Morln MIN woe
i'Vn nivSe III snah We
',u u Wy ,, ~ y oishvp
!, .hn liz. 'oasa S"a'' ny
.a,,,.,, W. ,ha hi,i VI m ~, ii.
l si,l @ NV" @ sur" i
'nJ-r ,.a,ax -, Iii III
baii 80 shaii .,aaa hi, ..,l
ron in IN. water Shaii sna, "'
W" " Wv "a',i sla' noa.
% ;Sld % ShaIl I be Z found INDIAN and OoS; shown
.Vu V'u gnu snmn
re- an% ap wa.er ss sbaIl hGM SnsnCTn woSdsSr do
4 % hroe ha ,9nna" ,sraa % .Sa1l % ioaoI. lew r,,,o
ho iaJ % dan.o = h,aoJ,, .,.a
r.foro ho, uoaaio a sb.i, 'you Nv ,,aa. ua.'e
4 6ree ,vran, y,lers sbe shall sce
I ,.h sn,in.,,nn fra,,, J,Saxa.. ia.
% n,s,r '"s'"s i'o'" inherent ny
And when the last grea, iigh. is won,
] ngland and France shall be As one.
Z nd now q word in uncouth rhyme
{ I what shall be in latter time.
y those wonderful far-ofr days
omen shall get n stringe, odd craze
7, dress like me. and brecches wear,
nd cut of their beautiful locks Of
hair.
md ride astridc with brazen brow
- witches do on broomsticks now.
hen love shall die and marriage ccasc
nd babes and sucklings 40 decrease
:. hat wives shall fondle cats and dogs,
md men live much the same as hogs.
eighteen hundred and ninety-six
uild your houses Of rotten stocks,
or then shall mighty wars be plann.
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23

George and Alvin Greiner and
Ed Watson sold, last week, through
the Clay Robinson Commission com.
pany, Of st. Joseph, Q load Of hogs
that topped the market at $17.7b;
they averaged 240 pounds.
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23

"A. ]. Lowell, formerly Of White
Cloud, Kansas, died ct Glen Elder,
Jewell county, Kansas, November 10.
1917, aged IS year,. he married Ems
ma Ammo, Of Forest City, In March,
1856. who. with i've children. SuyYiYA
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23
We Are Doing Well.

IRON the beginning OF the war VIC
have condemned every effort to excite
the people Of the United States. We
have held 90 the belief that more can
be accomplished by calm earnestness
by cool dclibcration. than hy vocifer-
Gus enthusiasm We have insisted
against the sometimes hysterical
alarms Of the East, that the country
j. awake. that IL appreciates the size
and the difficulty OF the task IL has
undertaken. and that IL IL doing its
level best ~ accomplish it.
In the seven months since our entry
into the war we have accomplished
incredible wonders. Abandoning our
traditional policy Of isolation. a thing
in itself that would have been consid-
cred impossible five years ago, We
have followed that transformation
with a complete reversal Of our atti-
tude toward international relations,
toward military preparedness. toward
governmental direction OF internal
commerce. toward many things that
were almost inherent in our ideas of
nationalism. We have become in a
few months virtually new people
with sense OF our responsibilities in
the affairs Of the world. with a new
and larger appreciation Of our duty.
not only 20 ourselves but TO the rest
OF humanity. And We have been put
ting that sense Of duty into concrete
action. We have been rapidly con-
solidating the powers and energies
and resources Of the country for q
single, all-embracing purpose. We
have enacted and put into effect rad.
ical laws for the quick establishment
Of an adequate army and navy, and
for all the equipment Of war on vast
scale. We have raised billions Of dol
lars 90 finance the war. We have orga.
nizod many agencies Ia facilitate the
progress Of military preparation and
10 increase the effectiveness Of mill.
tary action. We have seen the great.
est men Of the country setting aside
all private interest and entering heart
and soul into the country's service.
and we have seen men OF all ranks
and all qualities joining with equal
heartincss and equal sacrifice in sup
port Of the great cause. Never has
this nation. or any other nation. stood
40 unanimously for national ideal
and national purpose. The eonse.
quence n a considerable and growing
army in Europe. n vast army rapidly
developing in America. an increased
navy that has already almost settled
the submarine problem. a progressing
mobilization Of the industries Of the
country for the production Of war sup.
plies, and the productive resources
OF the country for use and conscrva-
ton.
But, says the Chicago Tribune. at
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23

For Ssle-Soms Barred Rock
Cockerels. Call on or address, Mrs.
Avon h. Murray, Forest City, No.,
Home Phone,
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23

Tho most labor saving thing. Tho
woman has 10 the Kitchea Cabinet
Seo ths best ones at Emils plaee
Elmer Cook and wife, Of the Ben
ton district, were here Monday, to see
her cousin, Mrs. VIM. Turnham, who
is still confined TO her bed, and who
has been q very sick woman for over
two weeks, On Sunday last Mrs. Turn
ham was visited by her brothers.
James and Joshua Guthrie, and thetS
and Mrs, George DssT.
The Holt County sentinel., 1917-11-23

Mrs. Cecilia Shull Ia In st. Louis,
where she will spend the winter.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
NEW ALASKA RAILROAD
TO BE OPERATED SOON

SEATTLE-Bciore the Snd of next
season the first regular Han service
over the coast end OF the Alaska gov
crnmcnt railroad will be established
according to William {. EdeS, chair
man Of the Alaska Railroad commits
sion. who arrived in Seattle last week.
Uncle Sans Nhicf railroad builder
stated that, because OF unsettled war
conditions, it is impossible to set a
date ior the completion OF the Govern
mcnt railroad from Seward TO Fair
banks. but that after little more than
two years construction the huge task
Of building railroad through rugged
northern wilderness is considerably
more than hali-finished. The most dit
ficult engineering obstacles have been
me, and overcome, and much of the
right Of way has been cleared and
graded. ready for the laying of rails.
The Alaska railroad is to be 5OS miles
in length. l-d PAS miles Of this have
already been completed, and pre-
lminary work done over many miles
more
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
AUSTRALIA M0DIFIES
LUXURY IMPORT BAN

Earnest Hall, official representative
Of the department OF trade and custom,
of the commonwealth Of Australia is
sued the following sHtcment yesterday
afternoon:
On the 10 of August last the govern
mcnt OF the commonwealth OF AuStralIl
prohibited the importation except by
permission, OF ale. beer, stout and cider
potable spirits, periumed spirits and
bay rum, Biscuits confectionery, eggs,
fur apparel, perfumcy, jewelry imlta
ton jcwelry and imitation precious
stones and bodies for motor vehicles.
have lust received a cablegram stat
ing that any OF the above goods--eX-
ccpt ale, beer, stout and cider, potable
spirits and motor bodieS-wlll be ad-
mltted if firm order was lodged with
the manufacturer on or before the 10
df August last, and the importer IS COM
mltted to payment,
At the office OF the Australian trade
representative no more definite informa-
tion was forthcoming regarding the
reasons for the new step. 1t is ex-
pccted. however, that official state
mcntS regarding the situation will be
given out as soon as the written di-
rcctioaS covering the decision OF the
government arrive IN this country
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
SPANISH OLIVE OIL
CROP IS DECREASED

Consular adviccs from Barcelona say
iu regard to olives and olive oil THE
great drou,h Of the summer Of l0l6fn-
jured the olive crop of this district as
a whole rendering the olives small and
dry. The oil produced was consequent
~ les, in quantity, but rich in flavor
Early in the fall it was feared that the
whole crop would be failure, but
abundant rains Just before the harvest
improved the situation 1t is probable
that the oil produced in Aragon
amounted to only sixty percent Of the
normal Yield, in Tortosa there was
practically none produced. In Rbcra
del Ebro the production OF oil amounted
to 5O per cent oi normal yield but in
Nrgrl the crsp was greater than for
''c past ten wears"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
RICE MILLING TO BE
EXPANDED IN ENGLAND

Since the war it has become ap.
parent thai the resources Of the en-
plrc in food and raw materials have
not hitherto been used to meet the
needs OF the empire itself to anything
ike the extent that is desirable" says
the Liverpool Journal of Commerce"
Rice is a striking example OF this
state Of things Thus India. which
produces principally from Burma)
about 40 per cent Of the worlds cx-
portable surplus oi rice, distributed its
exports IN l9l}-l+ in the following
proportions. To British countries
42d per cent, toNiorcign countries 64
per, cent The gross imports into the
British empire we're little less than
the total exports OF rice from India, so
that it would he quite possible to find
market within the empire for nearly
all the rice India can spare for export
British India, or strictly speaking,
Burma, is the worlds largest producer
of rice, and though less than a tenth
of the crop is exported, even then her
exports constitute more than half the
rice which comes into international
trade The figures relating to this,
the worlds greatest cereal crop. are
colossal The Burma rice crop aver
ages 2S0O00OO tons a year, and upward
OF 100000 tons are exported. The
only other great ricc-exportng coun-
tries are French Indo-China and Siam,
which export slightly over a million
tons year each, British India,
therefore, supplies more than half the
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11

NEW NORk.-Two motherless little
girls, who never had a Christmas, were
arrested as shopliiters.
They were sislcrs-Freda and
Martha Klein, IL and Y years old,
respectively Martha believed in Santa
Claus, Frcda didn't They went to a
Bronx toy store. They were ragged
b,grimcd, and forlorn looking. In a
battered leather shopping bag there
was collection OF dolls, play dishes,
and trinkets.
I'VE weren't stealing" said Freia
lc detectives, Martha had been talk
ing about Christmas took her to
the store and told her Santa Claus had
ordered certain things for her. |
pointed them out. She took them on
the sly, SO she'd think they were gifts
from Santa Claus"
The clerks said the good were no.
paid for. Agents for the Children's
society took charge Of the girls.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
STEEL STAIRS, DO0RKNOBS,
AND NOW BRIDGE IN OHIO

LORAlN, Ohio.-Thrcc years ago the
police sought man who stole door
knobs.
Two years ago a Lorain man stole
d monument from the municipal Gene
terry
Last year the theft Of a flight Of
,talrS was reported -
Now the police are in search OF \
man who stole a bridge.
The bridge was taken from site
on East Thirty second street II fur
ui,hed means of crossing a large ditch
there. The structure was OF wood AND
police have a tip that it has been used
20 build a plg pen
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11

In addition the shipping board ha,
under ii, jurisdiction the allotment OF
ship, for importing Spanish pyrilc,. TO
date the activities of these different
agencies have not been successfully CO.
ordrnalcd 1t j, apparent from gov
eminent Investigations that pure sui
phur must be used to obtain results
Quckly and that some industries must
rely more upon the sulphur obtained
from pyrtcs. Consumption Of strong
acid, by certain industries can also be
reduced it !, believed"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
MORE SULPHURIC ACID
IS AIM OF WAR BOARD

With the appointment Of NJ + Chase
of ST. Louis as a sulphurlc acid spc-
oialiSt on the war industries bosrd the
government hopes TO increase supple,
of this chemical "Inc Engineering y
Mining Journal makes the following
statement in this regard At present
the Sulphuric acid problem is RECEIVING
consideration by the war indu,Drlc,
board, war minerals committee, depart
ment OF agriculture, war trade board,
department Of commerce, national re-
search council, committee ON chcmi
Gals and the committee on fertilizers.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
HE WRAPS GERMAN CAT
IN STARS AND STR.

SIOUX CITY, When
patriotism of Chris Roumelioi
Greek restaurateur here. was
toned because OF his window d
e German carp, Chris, who is a v,
ot the Balkan wars, wrapped
American flag around each fish
apparent advertising value OF his
dow display was Immediately do
The New York Hotel Mems as
ton at a recent dinner contributed
to the y NJ, I. A. plr fund.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11

worlds exported surplus Of rice. Ex-
porters OF rice on n much smaller scale
are Java, the United States, Italy and
Spain.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
ILLUSTRATED CLASSIFIED

GEOLOGICAL ORGANIZATION
Frederick @. Chpp
Managing Geologist
l20 Broadway. New York city
Myrun l. Fuller
Managing GcolOgist
1888 L ST, Washington. D. G.
clyde II GtiswOld
Geological Engineer
,roCting Geological Work In Oklahom'
Ernest MarquRrdt
Geological Engineer
12l Fourth Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pm,
" " Hopkins
Consulting Gcologlst
Headquarters I'm Houston, Texas
r julius Fohs
Consulting Gcologist
Tulsa. Okla.
George 4. short. General Counsel
ldubcl, okla
CH NRTEREp ACCOUNTANTS
Baker. Nnwter 4 Wolt
New York, Chicago, oklahoma city
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-12-11
4 CHRISTMAS

Little Orphans Santa Claus For
" got Arrested as Shopliiters While
~ Stealing Toys.