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and choose, rather, to make the plain statement to the General Assembly relying wholly in it's patriotism and fairness in the matter. The Association desires to announce it's intention to pulp fish this statement in every newspaper allied with this Asso- ciation. This publication will be made whether the Act is repeal ed OF not, for the publishers deem it wise that the people of the State should know their at titude in this matter.
 (Signed)
 Arkansas Press Association
 c. A. Berry. President
 Erwin Funk, Secretary.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
RAISES HIS OWN GRAIN.
Newport Center Farmer Independent
of Western Grain Scarcity.

The editorial in Friday morning S
paper telling about the Orleans coun-
ty farmer who produces all the feed
he uses except cotton seed, on a farm
carrying 80 cows, caused your CORE
spondent to interview this efficient
farmer, Edsan Connal, of Newport
Center, who tells of his experience and
gives practical ideas to the public.
81 have farm of 10 acres and
usually winter about 80 cows, although
l could keep 40 or 80. Besides crops
of oats, peas and barley, which | raise
for grain crops, ! cut on an average
100 tons of hay. During the winter
feed dairy cows mostly clover and
some corn. 1t requires about one ton
of grain per year for cow. | use
barley in grain for cows to take the
place of corn, and grind it with the
oats and peas For the 30 head kept
during the winter | have bought only
two tons of grain besides what | raise,
and keep all registered Jerseys, and
some alfalfa that | can keep my stock
in good condition.
"In regard to raising the crops
would say that | plow about 40 acres
each year, and my years of experience
have taught me that it is best to plow
seven inches deep, narrowing it thor
oughly four or five times with a double
action disc harrow before putting in
the grain. | find that deep blowing
and thorough discing take the place
of fertilizer. ! have always used acid
phosphate as fertilizer for barley, but
hereafter / shall use no fertilizer on
any grain but wheat, because it makes
the grain so heavy that it lodges and
spoils.
Besides the grain consumed by my
own stock ] have sold over 5000 worth
for seed. ! wish everyone to under
stand that | am not Boosting, and
have done only about half as well as
I ought and intend to do. My farm
was rented for eight years, and I have
not yet gotten 1t up to the state of
fertility desired.'
Mr.. Connal is conservative man
on whose word We can rely, and we
feel greatly obliged for the facts and
suggestions which he has learned
from experience and by giving so
freely of his information he is doing
his patriotic duty to the farmers in
Vermont. - Correspondence in St.
Johnsbury Caledonian.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
JACKSONVILLE.

Mr.. and Mrs. William Paddock visited
her son in Heath, Mass, Sunday.
Richard Shack of Shelburne Falls was
business visitor in town Tuesday.
Fred burlington of Colrain was in
town Monday. Mrs. f. p. Reed accom-
panied him home.
Oscar Gates of Greenfield, Mass, is
spending a short vacation with his ia
ther, Clinton Gates.
Mrs. Musa Dalrymple and her father
and Mr.. and Mrs. M. NJ. Brown motored
to Brattleboro Monday,
Miss Johanna Begiebing of New Jer-
sey visited over Sunday with her sister,
Mrs. Raymond Roberts.
Z. A. Temple and family went on an
automobile ride to Athol, Mass, Sun
day and called on his brother.
Clifford Stetson of New York is spend
ing few days at the home of his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hollis Stetson.
John and Jackson Roberts of Green
field, Mass, visited their sister, Mrs.
Alfred Pike, the first of the week.
Henry Waste and friend of Green
field, Mass, visited Mr.. Waste S uncle,
C. H. Waste, few days this week.
There will be services in the Univer.
salist church Sunday morning, July 8,
Rev. H. Perdelwits will speak at 1915.
w. A. Wilcox aud family of Brattle-
boro visited Mrs. Wilcox s parents, Mr.
and Mrs. ID. M. Canedy, and called on
other friends recently.
Frank Hancock motored to Shelburne
Falls Tuesday after his sister and fam
to spend the Fourth with them.
The Y. p. C. U. will hold services
Sunday evening, July s, at s O'Clock
Rev. H. Perdelwitz will speak on The
Real World. All are welcome.
Mr.. Brown, lineman for the Heath
Telephone Co., and Mrs. Brown of viii
mington were in town Monday. Mrs
Brown spent the day with Mrs. Easton
Miss Calista Roberts, who has beer
attending normal school in Nortl
Adams, is spending short vacation
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E. j
Roberts.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
VERNON.

Mrs. Hattie Baker is i'll with a quin-
sy sore throat.
The library will be open Saturday
afternoon, July Z.
There will be Sunday school session
at 1045 a. m. July 8.
Merle Whitney of Guilford is at
work for A. l.. Miller.
A. G. Barnes and son have bought a
new Buick automobile.
There will be a regular meeting of
Vernon Grange Saturday evening, Jul
ly Z.
A. Lee Barnes who has been i'll with
laryngitis and tonsilitis is somewhat
improved.
Addison Aldrich of Boston and
Brookline is guest of his cousin, Mrs.
II. A. Staten.
Miss Gertrude Brown went Saturday
to Mortified, Mass, to stay during
the conferences.
Miss Marion Richardson of Brattle-
boro spept a few days last week with
Miss Roby Wright.
Vernon Grange will hold dance and
strawberry supper Friday evening, Ju-
ly 6. All are invited.
Mrs. Kate Squires was n guest of
Miss Louise Babbitt of Brattleboro
Thursday of last week
Clarissa Edwards of Brattleboro is
spending some time with her grand.
mother, Mrs. NJ. |. Reed.
A. L. Miller is in Boston for treat
ments. Mrs. Miller accompanied him,
hut has returned to her home
, Miss Edith Gray, teacher of art in
the Campbell school for girls in Wind
sor, Conn, is at her home for the sum
mer
The Ladies circle will serve a
strawberry supper, 6 to s p. M, at the
Union church vestry Thursday, July
II, for the benefit of the Red Cross.
All are welcome.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
EAST DOVER.

Grace Trevorrow is working for Mrs.
i. E. Yeaw through haying.
Mrs. Sarah Adams of Brattleboro is
visiting at Mrs. Rua Adams's.
The Ladies' Aid society will meet at
the chapel next Tuesday afternoon.
Earl Yeaw, Lucien Howe and Carlton
Lazelle spent the Fourth at Lowell lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Edwards left
Saturday to spend week with relatives
in New York state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Yeaw and Hazel
Metcalf Of Brattlcboro were guests Sun
day at w. j. Metcalf's.
s. =. Fairbanks, q former Methodist
pastor here about 23 years ago, called
on friends here Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Halliday and
daughter, Dorothy, of Brattleboro spent
the Fourth with relatives here.
Herbert Perkins of Springfield, Mass,
was Fourth of July guest of his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. =. II. Perkins.
Miss Mary Turner, who taught school
in DummerstOn the past year, is spend
ing her vacation at her home here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Spaulding and
Frank Thurber of Brattleboro were
guests Sunday of Mrs. Diantha Niles.
Lucien Howe of Ansonia, Conn, came
Saturday night to stay two weeks with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. d. Howe.
Mrs. Matte Metcalf, after caring
for Mrs. Walter Moore two weeks,
spent Sunday at Wayland Moore IS, re-
turning to her home in Marlboro Mon
day afternoon.
Children S day was observed in the
Baptist church Sunday. A full house
listened to the fine program rendered
by the young people, consisting of mu-
sic, songs and recitations, in which all
did their parts well. Special mention
should be made of the emblematic piece,
The Growing of Peace, in which 10
young ladies took part. Much credit
is due the committee in charge of the
program.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06

Clark Tate of Brattleboro was a
guest over the Fourth of Hugh Hough-
ton.
Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Currier and fam
lily are visiting relatives in Wheclock,
this state.
Little Rowena Barnes, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harlan Barnes, is ill with
scarlet fever.
Mr. and Mrs. j. n. Clark attended the
funeral of Mrs. John Thwing at Gage
vile Saturday.
Frank Harlow of Maiden joined his
family here Saturday and remained
over the Fourth.
Conrad Baker, who had been visit
ing his family here, returned to Toledo,
Ohio, last week.
Miss Zella Rugg has closed her school
in South WardsbOro and is at home for
the summer vacation.
Lawrence Harlow of Maiden, Mass,
came last week to spend the summer
with his aunt, Mrs. Frank Harlow.
Mrs. Rollin Ranney went to Spring,
field, Mass, Wednesday to visit her
brother, Fred Wilcox, returning home
Friday.
Miss Hester Holden came home from
Williamsville last week Wednesday She
closed her school there the previous
Friday.
Misses Hester Holden, Carlotta Law
renee and Elida Frost went this week
to Castleton to attend the summer SEES
sion of the Castleton normal school.
Mrs. Frank Harlow and daughters,
Beatrice and Elizabeth, came Thursday
from Maiden to spend the summer at
their summer home here.
Carrie Houghton, who is stenogra-
pher at the American International col
lege in Springfield, Mass, came Satur.
day to spend the month of July here
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Bert
Houghton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Campbell and Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Campbell went Sunday
in Mr.. Harry Campbell's automobile to
Springfield (Vt.) and Windsor. AT
Windsor they visited Mr.. and Mrs.
George Gould, formerly of this place,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
EVERY WEED AN ENEMY.
Gardeners Will Find that Early Wedding
Means Less Labor.

If you have not begun to free your gar.
den crops of the weed enemies that arc
probably attacking them now, you should
lose no time in beginning your campaign.
1t is ii warfare that you will have to
wage, off and on, all season, hut if you
bring superior force into play early, you
will be able to con6ne the enemy to a
struggling guerrilla offensive that will cause
little destruction.
In this warfare the hoe is your heavy
artillery and it is to be depended upon
chiefly for action in the open. Wecdcrs
|are the most effective weapons for close
action. Neither tool, however, will who'll
~ do away with the necessity for hand
to-hand struggle to uproot the persistent
weeds that grow closely about the stems
of the smaller plants you wish to protect
and which yield only when they are
pulled bodily up by the thumb and fin
ger,
The fight on weeds should begin as soon
as it is possible to distinguish easily be-
tween them and the garden plantlets, 1t
is even possible to do more effective work
in killing weeds between the rows be-
fore the young vegetables make their APP
perance, provided the exact location o,
the planted seeds is marked
The gardener should choose bright,
sunny day for wedding. At such a time
even weeds which are only partially sew
cred from their roots will have little
chance of surviving the whitening rays OF
the sun. If wedding operations are con
Quoted on cloudy or damp day, how
ever, many of the weeds that are incom-
pletely severed will make fresh growth,
Wedding does more than free the gar
den of undesirable plants, The digging
incidental to removing the weeds also
serves as a cultivation. As soon as the
weeds have been dug up the roughened
ground should be carefully smoothed with
a rake This will incorporate air in the
soil, form a dust mulch which will aid in
preventing the loss of moisture through
evaporation, and will tend 80 bring to
the surface and expose to the sun weed
roots and sprouting weed seeds which
otherwise might produce plants.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
T0WNSHEND
n SHERMAN WILLARD DEAD.
End Came Sunday Night in Brattlcboro
IA Memorial Hospital.

Charles Sherman Willard, so, proprie-
tor of the Townshend Inn, who was TAX
en- seriously i'll Friday with appendicitis
and taken to Brattleboro Memorial hos
ptal, where he underwent an operation,
died about $50 o'clock Sunday night in
the hospital. The operation revealed a
very serious condition.
Mr.. Willard was born in this town
Aug. 81, 1866, a son of Deacon Charles II.
and Abbie Willard. He spent his early
life here and on Feb II, 1896, married
Miss Julia Annie Mooney of Putney.
Their home was here a few years and
they then went to Brattleboro, where
Mr.. Willard was employed in Howard &
Nearly's livery stable and for the Swift
Beef Co.
For some time he conducted the Ken
drick Hotel in Putney and afterwards
hotels in Milford and Exeter, n. II. He
bought the Townshend Inn of Guy w.
Powers in the winter of 1915 and took
possession in April of last year. He
made extensive repairs in the building,
remodeling the parlor and kitchen, put
ting in new bath room and wiring the
entire building for electric lights.
Mr.. Wizards business ability and
genial temperament made him an ideal
landlord and he possessed keen wit and
social nature which won for him many
friends. The hotel here has had good
patronage and is now filled with summer
guests.
Besides his wife he leaves one brother,
Fred II. Willard of this village, and a
sister, Miss May Willard of Burlington.
a brother, William, of Burlington, died
few years ago.
Mr. Willard was a member of Brattle-
tlcboro lodge of Masons, Fort Dummcr
chapter of Royal Arch Masons, Beau
scant commandcry of Knights Templar
and Bingham chapter, Order of the
Eastern Star.
a sister of Mrs. Willard, Mrs. Patter-
son, underwent a surgical operation Mon
day in Bellows Falls.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
WEST TOWNSHEND.

Miss Gladys Chaplin is working at
Don Sprague S.
John Pinkham was a business visitor
in Brattleboro Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. B. Switzer of Put
ney were guests at G. o. Kimball IS Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Whitney of
Townshend were guests recently at c.
w. Holden s.
The Christian Endeavor society will
hold an ice-cream social next Thursday
in the vestry.
Mrs. Ann Carr is entertaining hel
brother and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Hast
ings of Springfield, Mass.
Mrs. Lydia Harrington of Windham
is visiting her sister, Mrs. Sarah How
ard, at George II. Lawrence s.
Mrs. Harvey Capen and Mrs Nellie
Capen, with Masters Roy and Harry OF
Putney, were in town for the Fourth.
Rev. w. f. Bissell, Mrs. Fred Hough
ton and G. O. Kimball attended the
Windham County Christian Endeavol
union meeting in Brattleboro Friday.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
CAUTIOUS ANIMALS.
Elephants Take No Chance of Risking
Their Personal Safety.

Ancient chronicles tell us that the Ro.
mans sometimes tested their military
bridges by sending an elephant out on
them and then watching to see whether
the cautious beast would cross. The author
of From jungle to Zoo, in explaining the
difficulties of transporting wild animals
by rail, gives a more modern example OF
the elephants cautousness,
The keepers generally place a heavy plat
form from the door of the truck to the
ground, but few elephants will venture on
it. In one case the men sent in trained
elephant first in the hope that the newly
captured elephant would follow. The new
elephant stopped dead, however, threw up
his trunk and made it evident that he
would go no further.
They offered him all kinds of food and
addressed him with encouraging words;
they led the trained elephant out and then
in again with rush, in the hope that the
other would follow in the excitement OF
the moment But it had no effect what
ever; there the balky one stood, waving
his trunk and glancing from right to left
with his little crafty eyes.
At last, after two hours of hard work,
when the men were exhausted and stream
ing with perspiration, the elephant sud
denly lowered his trunk seized the in
cined platform and threw it away. Then
lifting up first one huge foot and then
another he walked quietly into the truck
and settled down at once to good meal.
Youths Companion,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
West River League Standing.
SOUTH NEWFANE.

Marshall Moore spent Wednesday and
Thursday in Brattleboro.
Harlan E. Sparks went to the Brat
tleboro Memorial hospital Sunday for
treatment.
Ernest E. Bailey of Greenfield, Mass,
came Friday to call on his mother, Mrs.
A. A. Bailey.
Miss May F. Kelsey of Torrington,
Conn, is with her mother, Mrs. Charles
H. Kelsey, for July.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Brown spent
the Fourth in Suffield, Conn, with their
daughter, Mrs. James A. Bruce.
Rev. c. Walter Bishop has erected a
flagpole on the parsonage lawn and with
his family celebrated the Fourth with
a flag raising.
Miss Theresa Sym of Montreal,
Canada, left for home Wednesday, after
spending a week with her sister, Mrs.
e. Milton Dexter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel H. Morse of
Cambridge, Mass, who are visiting Mrs.
Samuel Morse, spent the Fourth at Dex-
ter Waite S at Wardsboro.
Mrs. Charles Hosterman and SON
Charles, and her sister, Mrs. Wilder, of
Dorchester, Mass, are with Mrs. Charles
II. Kelsey and Mrs. Alice A. Bailey for
q few weeks.
The Ladies Benevolent society will be
entertained next Wednesday afternoon
by Mrs. Ralph Moore and Mrs. Edwin
c. Sparks at the home of Mrs. Moore.
All are invited.
John NJ. Stratton of Brattleboro was
looking after the work of setting the
monument on his cemetery lot and
called on his parents, DR.. and Mrs.
John s. Stratton, Wednesday.
Lester Ingram returned to Boston
| Monday, after spending two weeks with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ira M. In
| gram. Miss Ruby Ingram also spent
the weekend at home and returned to
Brattlcboro Monday.
Mrs. Bert Smith and son, Gordon, anC
Mrs. Bell and son, Edmund, were week
end guests at Mrs. Frank f. Bruce s.
Other guests of Mr.. and Mrs Bruce are
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Moore of Brattle
boro, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter MacLauch
Ian and child of Boston, Mr.. White and
mother, Mrs. Bonburgh, of New York
city.
Mrs. Mary Ballou came home from
South Deerfield, Mass, month ago t.
open her summer home. Mrs. II. NJ
Ripley of Boston arrived two weeks ag
for the summer. Mr.. and Mrs. +.
Mueller of Long Island City were guests
from Saturday until Wednesday. Mis-
Gladys Burch is working for Mrs. Bal
lou during the summer. Miss Ruth II
Goldstein of New York has come foi
the month of July.
The Woman s Mission society met
Tuesday afternoon with Mrs. Sidney d
Jones. The revised bylaws were adopt
ed The executive committee, whicl
will have entire charge of the work
includes the officers and one membe
chosen by the society, namely, Mrs c
W. Bishop, Mrs. l.. w. Shepard, Mrs
c. H. Kelsey and Mrs. Ella S. Willard
Mrs. Kelsey had charge of the program
and box luncheon was enjoyed.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06

and Alice Gould returned with them to
visit her cousin, Doris Chapman.
Miss Olive Hall closed her school in
Mount Holy ~ FiriidaN and ystqrqad hnme
Sunday. She was accompanied by her
brother, Phillip, who had been spend
ing week with her and her friend.
Harold Holcomb, and his mother. They
came in Mrs. Holcomb s automobile.
Mr.. HOlcomb remained as Miss Hall s
guest over the Fourth.
About IS women members of the local
branch of the Red Cross met at the
home of Miss Nellie Houghton last
week Thursday afternoon, and did sew
ing on garments for the soldiers. The
soldiers receiving garments made here
will get ga No. - articles, for some
of the best sewers and women who
know how to do that kind of work, were
obliged, under the direction of the com.
mittee, who have been going to Bellows
Falls to learn how to do this work, to
rip and do over some of their work, so
this meeting which was the first, was
an enjoyable affair as well as profitable
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
WESTMINSTER.
Class Day at Kurn Hattin.

Notwithstanding the rain Friday there
was n good company at Kurn Hattin
to listen to the class day exercises of
1917. Space forbids giving the program
in full, but every part was well taken
and showed unusual training on the part
of instructors and willingness to learn
on the part of students. The program
was opened by salute to the colors by
the school, followed by Rev. G.. II. De
Bevoise of Walpole, who gave the invo-
cation. Speaking and singing followed
by the boys, some of which was espe-
cially good. The junior glee club gave
several selections, with Miss Helen Hall
as pianist, which deserve special men,
ton.
First prize awarded for speaking to
Harold Smith; subject Teacher. Second,
Harold Mccarthy; subject, Herve Rie
Third, Stuart Allardice; subject, My
Country. The judges were Mrs. G. II.
Walker, Mrs. George Dascomb and Miss
Eva Larkin. Remarks were made by
Rev. G. II. De Bevoisc and others. A
Tribute to Kurn Hattin was given by
Elisha Culver, class of 1912. The pres
entation of diplomas was by Rev.
George f. Chaplin of SaXtons River.
The class of 1917 consists of Winthrop
Hoyle, Everett Burke, Kenneth Birch,
John Winslow, Arthur Foster. There
were about IS at the Home, which is
well equipped in every detail for splendid
work. During the past eight years,
since the Home has been under the SUI
lpervision of Mr.. and Mrs. McQueeney,
the work has been greatly enlarged,
the Ainsley cottage being one of the
pleasant and helpful additions to the
comfort and support of the home. Dur
ing these dark days of peril, and flu
ture holding we know not what, the
thought comes home to all that especial
care should be taken in the daily train
ing of the boys who will soon be the
men of the future Character building is
the noblest work in which one can be
engaged if the trend is in the right di
rection.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06

Miss Bertha Kathan of Putney is Wis
iting Mrs. Stanley Fullam,
Mrs. Frank Farr has been confined to
her bed the past 10 days.
Elisha Culver, a former Kurn Hattin
boy, has been spending few days at the
Home.
Miss Lizzie and Miss katherine Chaplin
of Holyoke, Mass, are guests of Mrs. Z.
c. Chaplin.
Mrs R. r. Barber and daughter are
visiting in Jewett City, Conn, Mrs. Bar
ber's former home.
Mrs Daniel Gardner and two children
of Pownal are visiting Mrs. Gardner's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. G. b. Hall.
Miss Mary Prindle of Chcopee, Mass,
came Thursday to spend her vacation
with her uncle, f. l. Lane, and family.
Charles Woodbury. of Nashua, n. H.,
was in town last week, called here by
the illness of his mother, Mrs. Maria
Woodbury..
Miss Mabel Wright of Yonkers, n. Y,
and her sister, Sarah, are guests at the
home of their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. G.
C. Wright
$. A. Pierce and guests, Mrs. Fremont
Robinson, Miss Mary Prindle and Mr.
and Mrs. Edwin Pierce, started Friday
on a four days trip to Plattsburg, n. y,
where Harold Pierce, youngest son of
| s. A. Pierce, is, in camp, y,rorn .adrV
Rev. and Mrs. E. w. Wild Miss Flor
ence and Miss Helen Dinsmore, Miss Mel
lie Fem, Miss Marian and Miss Harriet
Nutting, Clarence Wright, Harold Met.
calf and Ralph Farr attended the Chris
tian Endeavor convention in Brattleborc
Friday.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1917-07-06
This Golfer was a Champion.

A golfer who was very anxious to tell
everybody what fine score he had made
met another member of the club whom he
knew only casually, and commenced tell
ing him what wonderful round he had
had "Do you know he said 81 have
accomplished an S5 today, something |
never hoped to do"
Good said the listener, 81 am awfully
glad to hear that; you know who | am,
/ am the new member of the handicap
committee"
ooh, you are" said the player with
the wonderful score. "You know who
am, don't you? Well, l am the biggest
liar in the world, golfers Magazine.