Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-05-31
How She
Won Him
BY RICHARD MARKIEY


ways considered Evelyn booky, but
rather to show off than possessing any
depth Of knowledge. She, Donald and
I were sitting on the porch one morn
ing, with my crochet work, Donald
strumming his mandolin, while Evelyn
was holding In her lap a work recently
issue on the cave man.
Mr.. Barker" she said, "do you real
ly think that man has lived on the
earth hundreds of thousands of years"
Il don't know" replied Donald, still
picking away on his mandolin, "hav-
ing only been here about twenty years
myself"
1t was plain to any one that he had
no desire to air his knowledge, but
Evelyn persisted:
Here's a picture in this book of
bison painted on the wall of a cave.
The animal has been extinct for many
thousands Of years, and yet the pic
ture must have been painted by a
man."
"How about the baseball team of
your college this year?" 1 asked him,
with a view to changing the sub
ject.
1.-THE best we've had in many years."
he said, Frightening up at being able
to talk on an ordinary subject. "Our
fellows have got new twirler, who is
going to develop into wonder"
Evelyn was turning the leaves of the
book, but l noticed that she was look
ing at the pictures.
"Here's man." she said. referring
to picture of a primitive man that
somebody had built Of plaster on a
jawbone found in a cave, "who lived
not less than 25,OOO years ago."
Donald frowned 1t was evident that
he warted to get away from heavy
subjects and feed on light ones. 1,
having failed to turn Evelyn from
what was going on many thousands Of
years ago by introducing modern base
ball, concluded to try another tack. 1
didn't know much myself, but I re-
solved to utilize what did know.
Don't you think, Mr.. Barker" !
said, that the spectroscope is a won
derful invention?'
He cast a quick glance at me and
caught on at once.
you mean,' he said, "that spectral
analysis is remarkably scientific de-
velopment.'
Evelyn looked blank, She knew no
more about spectroscope than I did
and was evidently uneasy lest she
should be compelled to display her ig-
norance.
"What do they do with a spectre
scope, anyway, Ev?" asked.
"What do they do?" she repeated in
patronizing tone, as though she was 60
ing to enlighten my ignorance. "Why,
they break up ray Of light and in that
way find out what the substance that
gives out the ray is made Of"
"HOw do they do that" asked.
"Why, just as have said, by break
ing up ray Of light
"But how can they do it that way?"
asked.
She. was stumped. I started in to
talk of something else, but in few
minutes she interrupted me to say:
"Oh, 1 remember now. They do it
through certain lines that appear on
the rainbow Of colors from the break
ing of the ray"
"How do these lines show it?" ask
ed. 1 had been obliged to learn a
short statement of what I was asking
her. I didn't understand it, so I was
obliged to commit it to memory and
repeat it in recitation like a parrot.
So 1 was ready for Evelyn in case she
was flunked. She was flunked and
owned up with very bad grace
isn't 1t something like this?" I ask
ed. "a glowing gas gives out rays of
the same refrangibility as it absorbs
when light passes through it."
By this time Ev saw that I had
crushed her. Donald's hitherto frown-
ing face broke into an uncontrolled
smile. I looked demure as freshman
in college sitting at the feet of CANA
liel. Ev colored, then darting hate
full glance at me got up and fiounced
into the house.
II don't think she'll try to teach you
physics again." said Donald. ''That
was a pretty compact statement of
yours. If Ev had been putting it up
me might possibly have shuf1led
through to an answer, but I couldn't
have made one like that"
"And if you should ask me to illus
trate 1t l would answer, Not pre-
pared"
My victory over Evelyn was COM
plete She had tried to attract Donald
by display of knowledge she did not
possess. AS for me, was only trying
to head her off from subjects that we
didn't care to talk upon. But never
could persuade Donald that was not
a very bright girl. If he so chose to
think of me it was his affair, not mine.
told him the plain truth. saying that
my definition was all Greek to me,
but he said where there was 10 much
smoke there must be fire.
At any rate, either what he consider