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The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-03-02
I,ECAT, NOTICES

Notice State of Alabama, Jefferson County. Sarah A. White, deceased-Estate of. Letters testamentary upon the last will and testament upon the estate of said decedent, having been granted to the un- dersigned, on the 18th day of February 1917, by the Hon. J. P. Stiles. judge of the probate court of Jefferson county. Notice is hereby given, that all persons having claims against said estate will be required to present the same within the time allowed by law, or that the same will be barred
 R. S. NELSON
 A. w. NELSON. CHARLES F. WHITE. 3-2-3t-fr Executors.
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)RDIONE CENT A WORD|
ONE CENT A WORD
cent . word a dnys no ad. fnkea for less than a5c for first fnser. ton. Crsh ,rDsf r."orrpany order.
FOR SALE

COPELAND STATION-6-room cottage
 city water, bath and electrc> lights, half block car line, convenient to big works in Avondale, East Birmingham and Boyles, near school and church. Price, $1450; $50 cash s14 per month
 Call Main S2S star Realty Co.,, 21os 2d ave. 2-2-3t
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FOR RENT

At Graymont a large Broom residence with servants house, garage and sta- bles. Has one acre of ground, large garden, will give possession at once, furnished or unfurnithed, and rent req sonable to desirable party.
 3-2-2t -fri-Sun
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-03-02
MISREPRESENTATION

Ads ander the head Sf situatis1s wanted are free to deserving oAe& except an Sundays
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-03-02
ONE CENT 4 WQRDLI

cent . word a days na. taken sov Ieas thsn 2Sr for first inser-
 ts0m. Eess D,r.t ~r"--,u~~v "rA~v.
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WANTED-HELP

WANTED-25 experienced coal loaders; 25 diggers; 5 machine men for mine work; one first-class machinist, local work: ship miners Thursday, March 1 and Monday following. transportation furnished; freight paid on household
 goods. Employment Office. Room 424 Chamber of Commerce Bldg, Birming- ham, Ala. 2-28-5t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-03-02
WANTED-SALESMEN

/. s500 PER MONTH
 Can be made by a real salesman repre- senting large financial institution CT Birmingham, calling on wealthy men. Address, giving business experience and naming references G-61 care Age Her ald 3-2-2t
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SPLENDID front room and board; mod ern home on car line, South High- lands; garage if desired. Main 1925.
 3-1-7t
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FOR competent help phone Main 1ls4.

THE Church Employment Bureau. room 5. Steiner Bank Bldg, furnishes help of ell kinds. commercial and indus
 <ial. Your cooperation is earnestly requested. Call Main s41 Airs. l.. W.
 pi.tp,a. ao1o1ar ip2-tf
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NICELY furnished rooms with board. 1212 S. goth st. Phone Main 1207-J.
 2-23-S
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Hadn't as Vet.

Belle-You say Bob kisses You
against your will? But you surely can
stop that
June-I osslbly One never knows
what n can do until one tries, l
suppose Buffalo News.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Briefly Explained.

"You look all tuckered out. Where
you going for your vacatlonf"
"Becn there"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
DADDYSEWND(
[AIRY TALL e.
SCHOOLS OF n
IN MARY GRAHAMBONNER

'The fishes were splashlng in the
lake. II was II hot summer %day-liko
the days we have been having lately
said Daddy, "and the fishes were glad
they were In n cool place.
allow awful II must be to live on
the dry earth said Mrs. Perch splash.
Ing.
eyes said Mr.. sun Fish, I never
could understand It,
"'And on these hot dnys | feel es-
pecially sorry for people, said Mrs.
Perch.
"'So do r. said young Miss Bass.
"1 really don't see how they can
breathe out of water. Once l was
caught in II net continued Mrs. Perch,
wiggling her fins excitedly, and I
could not breathe ut nll-nt least hnrd-
iy ut all. But ! was thrown back into
the water soon enough to get well
quickly. All, the great long breath |
drew when back In the water
"I suppose said young Miss Bass,
that animals and people think 1t Is
queer We can live In water
"'Do you suppose they doT' asked
Mrs. Perch.
"'I shouldn't wonder said Miss
Bass. You see II we think 1t Is so
funny for them 10 be able to breathe
out Of water-they must think II Is
funny for US 10 breathe In water
"'I don't understand. said Mrs.
Perch. Please make yourself clearer,
Miss Bass
"Miss Bass opened her mouth very
wide In surprise as Mrs. Perch was
was the heat. thought Miss Bass. SO
she forgave Mrs. Perch and went on
talking as she splashed about.
"'You see. II they live out Of water
they must like II. We live In water
and we like It. Creatures usually live
And surely they wouldn't live on the
earth II they could live In the water
81 suppose that IL true said Mrs.
Perch. They must like It or they
wouldn't live there. But I do not IN.
derstand It,
h''i'' 'iNs INV w va III
ming on hot days said Mr.. Sun Fish.
True said young Miss Bass, but
they do not let their heads go under
the water. That Is. they do not let
their heads stay under the water. They
dive in and then they come up again
and swim around with their heads ON
top
allow queer people and animals
are said Mrs. Perch. We'll. ! am sure
they envy us on days like these
"'They certainly must said Mr.. Sun
Fish.
"'How did you ever think out all
those great md wise thoughts?' asked
Mr.. Perch as she looked admirlngly ut
Miss Bass.
"'Because,' said Miss Bass. I've
been studying In school. II just so
happened you never learned that one
particular lesson as to why some crca-
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
No Wonder He Asked Exemption!

Rodgers l.. Mccall of ga Locust
avenue, handsome and strappIng, mp
pearcd at the Sixteenth district. lie
passed the tcst with flying colors and
appeared for exemption.
Got II father depending on your he
was asked.
NO"
Got n mother. or u sister. or a
brother, or Il wlfef"
No"
Then what do you want exemption
fury'
Because I belong to the naval coas,
defense service" he replied, ''and I
just got n letter telling me to report
ut once for foreign service."-Phlladel-
phla Ledger.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
She Looked Admirinsly at Miss BASS.

lures lived out Of water and others In
water. As you well know fishes are
fond of studying.
"'They always speak OF fishes as
moving In "schools"-not crowds, nor
punches, nor groups-always In
schools. That shows that we are stu
dents. Even II they do think we look
stupid II shows we are not. Fishes
travel In schools! And In schools we
learn 10 flap IA fins and swim--that
is the easiest lesson of all-and what
10 eat and what not to eat
ayes said Mrs. Perch, you are
quite right; we should be thought
learned
ave don't study so much said Mr..
Sun Fish.
"'And we don't really have many
lessons said Mr.. Perch.
"'That makes no difference said
young Miss Bass, If they say we trav-
81 In schools It must mean we are
wise and learned. And let's say we
are, anyway
"'Yes, we SHALL said Mrs. Perch.
From this day on we shall speak OF
ourselves us the wise student fishes.
the ones who always are said to move
In schools
"'But don't let's worry about II to-
day said Mrs. Perch. 1t Is too hot
They all agreed, but how sorry they
did feel for the creatures who didn't
know the JOY Of living In water"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Up to Date.
YES! LIFT A CORN
OFF WITHOUT PAIN!
Cincinnati man tells how to dry
up a orn or calius so II lifts
off with fingers.

You corn-pestered men and ONE
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
that nearly killed you before, says this
Cincinnati authority, because a few
drops Of freezone applied directly on a
tender, aching corn or callus, stops
ren ut once and soon the corn or
hardened callus loosens so It can be
lifted Off, root and all, without pain.
A small bottle Of freezone costs very
little at any drug store, but will posi-.
lively take Off every hard or soft corn
or callus. This should be tried, as It
Is inexpensive and Is said not to irri.
tate the surrounding skin.
II your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to get n small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug house.--adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Important Discovery.

Commercial and technical papers
are printing an article from Manches-
ter, England, In which 1t Is said that
an English chemist has succeeded in
deyising n method by which atmosphcr-
ic nitrogen may be fixed In England NJ
Il cost low enough to make the process
commercially practicable and that It Is
In operation OF n small scale. That
has not been possible heretofore be-
cause England lacks the abundant and
cheap water power required for the
generation OF electricity.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Bz&c ER5 S!e $&[5RMEEl
New Discovery! Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Like CaomeI But Doesn't GRIPPE,
Savate or Make You Sck-DontLo Lose a Days Wok-HarmIess Liver
Medicine for Men, Women, ChIdren-Read Guarantee!

Ughi Calonel makes you sick. It's horrible
Take a dose of the dangerous drug tonight and
tomorrow you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes
necrosis of the bones. Calornel. when it comes in
to contact with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea
and cramping. If you are sluggish and "all
knocked out" if your liver is torpid and bowels
constipated, or you have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, Just try a
spoonful Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone tonight.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store
and get a SO cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone.
Take a spoonful and if it doesn't straighten you
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20

right up and make you feel fine and vigorous I
want you to go back to the store and get your
money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because it is real liver medicine,
entirely vegetable. therefore it can not salivate or
make you sick
| guarantee that one spoonful Of Dodson's Liver
Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and
clean your bowels of that sour bile and constipated
waste which is ~clogging your system and making
you feel miserable. | guarantee that a bottle Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family
feeling fine for months. Give it to your children.
1t is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like its pleas.
ant taste.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
TWins7

Two young boys were discussing the
identity Of Il certain man who kept a
store In the neighborhood.
Gle isn't the slim one, or the one
who has whiskers," the first %youngster
was saying. HE doesn't year glasses,
either"
"Oli, that must be Mr.. Jones'" an,
swcrcd the other.
"Who does Mr.. Jones look likeT' de,
handed the first boy.
"Well," responded the one ques'
toned. she looks a lot like Mr.. Smith
Yep. he does. / think they must be
brothers"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Too Slow.

Too Slow.
halfway Mnnagcr-AnOther farmer
Is suing us on account Of his cows.
Lawycr-Killcd by our trains?
Railway Managcr-No; he ON
plains that our passengers are leaning
'out Of the windows and milking them
us the trains 90 by.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
An Abstract Noun.

"What IL an abstract noun, EstherT'
asked the teacher of Il bright little girl.
Don't know" was the answer.
"You don't know" exclaimed the
teacher. "Well, It's the name Of some
thing you ran think Of, but can't touch.
Now, eau you give me an ~eSamplef"
"A red hot poker" IA the prompt
eply.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
To Drive Out Malaria.
And Build In The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing il is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. tho Iron
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
BABIES AND GROWING cHlLpREr

need n tonic to tom up the system and
regulate the liver. Mothers are con.
stantly using with wonderful success,
our plantation" Chill and Fever Ton.
ic. Pleasant to ta~ke-contains no Cal.
omel. Price 50c.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Spoke From Experience.

Bill dessay some women can do
mems work. But they'll neycr git
mems wages.
Joe (much Observation-Disclosures
Never? They always ave Punch.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-09-20
Proof.

"That fellow wouldn't lend money 10
his best friend. He refused to buy one
OF Uncle Sans Liberty bonds"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05
ADVERTISING AND COSTS.

Some men can think up queer argti.
ments when trying to sell goods. For
instance a dealer the other day said.
II don't advertise, so I can give you
what save in that way in the cost Of
the goods"
1t was noticed that the man Kept
no clerks. He could do all the bust
ness there was for him on that basis
without assistance. 1t would have
been just as logical for him to sAy
II keep no clerks, SO save that q.
pense, and give you the difference,
Anything that increases business
should reduce expenses. When z man
increases sales by advertising or w
keeping more help, the cost Of selling
any article. if the business Is we'll
managed, should be less than before.
The small and non-advertised business
has too much overhead expense TOR
its volume of sales. As q matter OF
common experience it is not able to
give low prices.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05
WILLIAM RATH
NOW AT DAYTON
Oenison Young Man., Who Joined Aero
Service, Transferred From Sam
Houston, Texas, to Dayton
WELL PLEASED WITH CHANGE
Considers Aero Service Best Branch
Of Army-camp Conducted. Same
as SehooI-Soon be Complete

William Rath, who enlisted in, the
| aero service, has BEEN transferred
from Ft. Sam Houston, Texas, to Day
ton, O.. where he will receive his
training. William writes his parents
that he is much pleased with the camp
at Dayton and will enjoy the work
there.
Below we publish letter from him
this week:
Dear Folks: Well am located
again. We had quite a trip and sure
enjoyed it as we had special train.
all Pullman cars. I am in Ohio, close.
to Dayton, which is a dandy town and
the people treat us just great. We
have large towns close to us and tha
service is good so we will sure HAYS
a few good times while here. This
camp can't be beat. II Is just great
from what we have had. We have
beds, steam heat, electric lights, wash
rooms and everything is painted so Il
sure Is fine. l can't start to tell yoA
of all things we get here that We
| haven't before.
This is considered the best branch
of service and it certainly shows II
here. The people OF Dayton come out
and invite us out. Next Friday they
are giving a free dance just for us
aviators and l will surely b6 there.
They do our sewing and are willing
to do anything for us. passed
through five states getting here aud
we were on the road three days and
two nights. 1t is some relief getting
out Of Texas where 1t is so hot. This
climate is just like at home and It
feels better to me. II
This field or camp is just like .
| school and it covers some ground. II
isn't quite completed but viii b. In
short time. We were the NTH conf
pany in here and so we will be % one
of the first settlers. Everything -
brand new and the bASt and 4 Ger
tainly ia costing fortune 1uAt u ~
this field. wSs at neytoQ
Sunday and hea d
q park and at the oa 16 ~
which covers some ground.
folks, just had few mihut9SS6 6N
and so ran up to the Y. M C.A.s aea
wrote this. We have Just got settled
or l would have written sooner. Have
the paper changed again as 4 sure en-
| joy reading it. will write again real
soon and will write q regular book as
l can surely do it about his place.
have my uniforms and have had for
some time. Will tell you later al
the things I have received. Win have
to close. With loads of love, l am as
always.
.s Billy.
47th Aero Squadron, Wright Branch.
Dayton, o.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05
STATION CHANGES HANDS.
Owen Engineering Co. Dispose Of the
Service Station Here to Mr.. Por-
ter, Factory Man.

The Willard service station here in
Denison was sold by the Owen Engi-
neering and Construction company
last Friday to Mr.. Porter, of Cleve-
land. O., who will come to Denison this
month to take possession. Mr.. Por-
ter has had considerable experience
in storage batteries and in fact has
been employed at the Willard factory
at Cleveland for some time.
The loca! station was installed here
last year by J. J. Owen, of Missouri
Valley, who is the owner of the Owen
Engineering and Construction COM
pany. The plant has been in charge
Of A. c. Banta during this time and is
enjoying very good patronage. due
to the efforts Of Mr.. Banta. Mr.. Ban
ia will continue in charge Of the plant
until the new owner arrives.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

at his cottage. Mr.. and Mrs. Russell
Newcom will reside on his farm next
year.
Clarence COse returned this week
from South Dakota, where he has
been looking after land interests.
Geo. Merrington returned Sunday
from Rochester, where he has been
for some time taking treatments.
Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Lingle visit
ed Wednesday atthe home OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Geo. Beaman.
The Ladies Aid society will meet
this Friday afternoon with Mrs. Al
len. Bring needle and thimbles. Lun-
cheon will be served. All are cordial
ly invited to attend.
Bert Darling and Dick Patchin have
been erecting a fine corn crib at the
Clarence Hutchinson place this week.
Joe True and family spent few
days at Avoca this week taking in the
fair. T.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Abbott enjoyed
an outing at the lake Sunday.
Ray Shives, a former Deloit resi-
dent, is making good at cement work
at Lake View.
Fred True and bride arrived last
Thursday, coming overland in their
car from OklahORa.s4 We welcome
them to our ,nidsSS At present they
are to be found az the James McKkn
home. p
Mr.. and Mrs. John Yankee and babe
autoed up to attend the M. E. services
Sunday morning. r.. A. ,
Miss Luella Vennick and Mrs
Strong and babe are spending a few
days at Manila visiting relatives.
w. J. Wilkinson and James McKim
autoed to Kiron Tuesday.
Mrs! Geo Newcom spent Tuesday
at the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. S. D. Newton.
Mr.. Weir returned home Monday af-
ter a most pleasant trip to Colorado,
where he went to visit his brother. He
fell in love with the country and en-
poets to winter there.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05
lllinOis-9,366.
North Dakota-.:5,606.

4NOlIn l|unOlo c,oo"'
Mai. Gen. Edward H. Plummer, di.
vision commandant. came from the
canal zone to take charge OF Camp
Dodge. He was in command of the
troops there. He comes with a record
as one of the best fighters and most
efficient officers in the United States
army.
Brigadier Generals w. D. Beach and
C. C. Ballou will command infantry
brigades. The latter is now in COM
mand of the negro training school for
officers at Ft. Des Moines. Brig. Gen.
r. N. Getty will be in command OF the
depot brigade and Brig. Gen. Stephen
M. Foote. the field artillery brigade.
When the cantonment is finally COM
pleted, it will have thirty miles OF
water mains. twenty-five miles OF sew
er system and eighteen miles of paved
roadways.
The barracks will be heated temper.
arily with stoves, but later sixteen
semi-central heating plants will fur.
nish steam heat for all.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

After forging a check for $S6. and
cashing it at the First National Bank
Of Dunlap, just before closing hour
Friday afternoon, and cutting the tel
ephone wires and the wire fence back
of the garage on the farm of c. H.
Brace, near Dunlap. young man,
aged 22 named Vale Robinson, took
the Brace new Buick and left toward
Council Bluffs and Omaha. Twenty
minutes later, after being notified OF
the theft, Deputy sheriff G.. w. At
kins started for the Boyer river bridge
near Logan, but near the department
store there he saw the stolen car
coming and called to the driver to
stop. The driver turned and started
north. Then the deputy opened fire
ana the man jumped and ran from
the car. making good his escape
WOodbine Twiner.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

The people who try to cheer up the
soldiers by remarking on the govern
ment order placed for coffns, might
reflect that it also takesfa good many
of them to run the country even In
times of peace. -a,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

In view of the shutting down OF the
distilleries. movement Is anttctpat-
ed to change the national anthem from
-Star Spangled Banner' to How
Dry l Am"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

1t looks as if the poultry growers.
after killing off al their chickens.
would awake some fine morning to nne
feed selling at a reasonable price ana
eggs $1.O0 a dozen.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

The I. w. W. are gifted with such
pronounced scrapping abilities that y
would seem the only fair way to draft
the entire bunch into the army.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

Most of the automobile owners are
willing to cooperate with the gas
saving campaign by declining to driye
their wives around for their shopping.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

In view of the fact that the boys
from Georgia will fight just IS well
as any others for Uncle Sam this
time, "Marching Through Georgia
does not seem a wholly sppropriatS
air to play at the training camps.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

When Russia was ready to fight the
rest of the allies were not; and when
the rest of the allies were ready, the
Russians were not.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

The Russians are taking q mighty
left handed way Of getting the help
they will need years to come against
the German peril. S
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

1t can be attached to corn plow.
Several cases of smallpox are re-
ported southwest Of Woodbine, there
have also been a number of cases east
Of town.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

Weeping mothers don't always real
ize that their sons who have enlisted
so heroically are quite as safe In the
trenches as among their sporting
friends.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05
Another Feature for Review Readers

pecaI arrangement
ntackwe interest n the arm
is l bfndnn paper q
have smein a cmp ant E m
child
hh epeopeo
expense nexcuav f
il rhensv Tp OF camp
will bcond
Of pacew where the met
insight into MOI
Pummee 10 make n
ume 1.-The qua
feature It
adwewa o ejoyi II
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

A farmer living near Coon Rapids
has invented a morning glory weeder.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

Three of the seven English.lan-
guage newspaper of Carroll county
have announced raise in subscrip'
ton price from $l.5O to 5000 a year.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1917-09-05

A Tama City paper company bought
the product of 14OO acres of straw
from the Adams ranch in Sac county
and expect to bail 1900 tons. 1t will
fill seventy-five freight cars. Paper
boxes, filters for egg cases and other
products will be made from the straw.