The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1917-07-30
A pAlp,uP, PATRIOT,

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A PAlp,UP PATRIOT
Every American ought to be pa
triot these days.
A patriot is man ready for duty
any moment.
Men loaded with debts, men of slack
habits and shiftless homes can never
be the best patriots.
!, It's the paid.up man who is the min
ute man. :
It's the paid-up man who's ready at
the drop of the hat.
The paidup man is never caught In
a corner His getaway route Is al
!. Il MAYS clear uoHa Aain~ ~ e
OF bsBEsAyPAIf}iUP PATRIOT! a
Yep 5 eap BE- g paaidI;qP patriot patriot by say:
ing your money, keeping your slate
clean of liabilities and comfortably
filled with assets. -.. ..
Money in the bank is always an as
set. It's strong stone wall at your
back, Its something toS start from.
Money in the bank puts pep into
your system. @ t2'sse NV EE
The nation needs paid-up patriots.
The nation needs men ready for duty
on q minutes notice. .., -.
IfeYou'ye never done 1t before, start
tod n. \ nsifIS friot., -.''
= Save, down
to sand tote your
savings 10 The bank! ~.
BE a PAID-UP PATRIOT AND
GET A START TODAY! #
~ DUST TO DUST.
He was tired-shot in the nerves,
generally all in. Quiet will help, he
told himself And so he hiked for
the open J."@ t...
"a. When he found himself four miles
deep in country he stopped, perched
himself on a fence and listened for
the curative silence. But it was not
there.
Over in the field oalt1hawled rau-
i cously for itsS mothers n R3e OF
I catbirds started IA family Dttan a
nearby tree A locut and grasshopper
set up a chorus antiphonal. Quiet?
The city held more of silence than
did the country At least he was &C.
cust0med to the noises of town.
In desperation he dragged himself
to the shelter of the catbirds' tree
and threw himself on the ground
Then came the crawling things-ants
and bugs unclassified. And the heat
of the day grew more intense. Flat
on his back he lay, his pillowless head
a messy flutter of pain. He cursed
himself for the lassitude that held
him stretched to the earth. And final
ly he slept-an uncomfortable, half
awake sleep, nightmare of Supply.
ing heat and buzzing insects.
After hours, more or less, of agony,
he found strength to climb to his feet
and begin the long drill home. Zowie,
how his head ached! And then, won
der of wonders! he who had been
tired grew fresh as a boy, he who had
been distraught became nerved like
a whip. "E ..
Brimming over with the marvel that
had happened to him, he must tell
someone about it. And the first man
he met, as he swung down his home
street, was his next-door neighbor, a
physician.
"Your miracle is simple and unmys-
FERROUS enough" said the physician
"You lay for hours stretched out on
the ground. The low position of your
head made you uncomfortable enough
at the time. But once you got up
you found yourself fit You've heard
of nervous disorders being cured by
mud baths. Well, lying on the ground
Is the same thing as mud bath, only
better and cheaper. It's this way:
The earth Is filled with and gives off
magnetic currents. You found rest
and strength by establishing close
contact between your body and these
earth currents. 1t never occurs to a
plant to do otherwise"