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The evening world., 1917-10-27
GOSSIP.

Edward Ellis ne Cathleen Nesb!tt
have Joined Cheating Cheaters."
william Christy Cabanne Will re-
turn from st. Louis tonight.
James /. Crane has been engaged
for a part in THE Melting OF Molly"
William Bonnelli has been assigned
a role IN 'Alr. Jubilee Drax."
Maxine M~azhnovich, daughter OF
me Conan d Harris electrician. has
been engaged for the new Mary RYAN
play.
1t Is announced that Marguerite
Clark, Paramount star. raised SIS
100000 for Liberty bonds In Cincln-
natl.
Jazz, the monkey IN Jack o. Lam
tern" Is sick from eating the hay
IN tne farm scene. lie thought II was
breakfast food.
Nellie Butler who used 10 furnish
much OF the shape and blonde beauty
IN Hoyt productions. Is visiting in
New York.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
he LIKES BAD A

A. T. Murphy is chief clerk at the
st. Charles Hotel. Atlantic City. The
very first performances OF many
plays take place at the Apollo Thea
tire on the Boardwalk, and MIR. Muir
ply invariably attends them. He Is
in New York on a brief vacation.
Last night he went TO a theatre which
has a recognized hit. IL Is n well
acted, interesting, smooth running
play. Later n friend met him on
Broadway and. knowing no had at
tended the play, asked him how he
liked II.
mot very much.' replied Mr.. Muir
ply.
"what was wrong with TT"
TT ran too smoothly for me-" SAID
the Atlantic City a
The evening world., 1917-10-27
b. Bud Coun:h.
BY c. NJ. Payne
BY Clifton Meek

At on I says. It was an old
but IL seemed so appropost thai
just had 70 redeem II.
He sneers. They used to tell u
n in Barlow's Minstrels,' he says.
In grand OPERA 1 says, just
tantalize him.
"'Of course notl' he states. MI
strels don't sing in grand opera
Then I've got you bested,' I say
because they do sing in Ora
Rapids
with that l made an exit retire
into the kitchen and soon caper ba,
with his hash. He eats in solitu
until the last yestibule Of the hash
gone. Then he finds his voice. i
have you know he says, as he M
to go, that I've sung with Car
panini.'
IBID you ever sing camplrS suI
| ask.
You make me sick he says.
Maybe, l tell him joyfully, b
wait Till that hash gets TO work.
on YOU That's where he goes orS.
"Do YOU really think he sang
grand opera?" asked the Friend
Patron.
"Oh, no might "a did It once
twice. But l know he told me 4
lie, anyway"
What was that?"
He said he sang with CampaI
when that's the name OF a ship, I
a singer. Want some mbre soup
are you on It for life afteF that
dosef"
The evening world., 1917-10-27
STRANGE, VERY STRANGE

Ed Plottle, tho well known candy
butcher at the Majestic Theatre.
Scranton, Pa, postalcards n follows:
Yesterday was Liberty Day. and
the strangest thing happened 10 me
at the Majestic. At the matinee my
sales were sit.s2 and at the night
patriotic. eh?"
BY way OF explanation. Il may be
stated that in lI92 Columbus lodged
the submarines and came here 10 es-
tabllsh Columbus Circle, and in 1910
THE Birth OF q Nation" was filmed.
The evening world., 1917-10-27

G with maniacal laughter)-Touch
me, you poor fish-it bit mel
with concerted screams OF terror
the four make on across the stubble.
That night, at 10, b is about 70 settle
into n first delicious slumber when
the whining, ipecacal glissandos of q
ukelele shatter the night quiet.)
IL Dumping up)-What in-what-
Voice (softly)-lt Is I-Percival.
have been reading up on the tsetse
ny and the sleeping sickness. The
main idea Is not to allow the victim
to sleep, no matter how much he
wants TO. So | am going 10 sacrifice
myself and sit beside you all night
playing on my ukelele-to save your
life!
A (mirth smothered by %hIankets)-
'Iie laughs best" and so forth!
The evening world., 1917-10-27
Lucille the Waitress
By Bide Dudley
Dude

" Co. CHE New York Evening World,
THAT so?' l says. 4 been in Grand
Rapids
II hadn't, but it was a white lie.
since he needed to be stopped so tre-
mendous. He frowns at me. Don't
you understand me?' he asks. i
sing
~ knew a Chink named that
Cnce,' i says,
Named what?' he says, rough
like.
Eye Sing
"Well. friend and fellow citizen,
wisht YOU could "a been one OF the
mob, A customer nearby grins so
quick he almost cuts his mouth. My
, friend the singer clouds up, Gimme
hash and cut out the camouhage,' he
says. When l don't reply he gives a
sneer. Most likely you don't know
what ~camoufiage u.s. ne says.
""They's a lot OF stun IN that hash
that ! don't know about. / says. I'll
fetch you a whisk broom with 81
"'Broomi For what7' he shoots
back.
"so's you can brush on a nice
clean place on the moor to have your
The evening world., 1917-10-27

4 Canning the air)-Something's
been Tying around here for a half
hour. Have YOU seen II?
B Opumng quietlyl-l've seen so
many things flying around since I've
been here hat | wouldn't notice a
Zeppelin II IL lighted pm my eyebrow!
\ (pecvishly)-l hate bugs!
q (agreeablY-So do land speak
ing Of bugs-there goes Percival!
Is (waldng UP a biO-Sure enough,
That guys n bug on bugs. | wonder
where he got II.
4 hast!ly)-Got what7
B-This germ mania. He sees a
horrible death In everything about
him. Can't even see ,he Joke about
the germ in German"
The evening world., 1917-10-27

c (taking up the biography at this
point-lie carries an atomizer OF
germiclde in his hip pocket and every
time any one coughs, sneezes or
breathes, he spr.nkles his larynx.
They call him the cArbollc kid"
A tmaking a wild pass at something)
There's that blamed thing again.
III massacre 1t or lose Il leg! Bang!)
Gee, what a whopper-what Is It?
ID (taking a look)-That. my dear
Algernon. Is the green fly, peculiar &c
Long Island and partial to people n
bathing suits. You a XIII IL. but 1,
will rise again. II has tho cat bur,
faloed on hte Insurance. You car
boil II and It will escape with the steam
you can freeze II and It viii max,
The evening world., 1917-10-27
TO EDWARD E. C

Matt c. Woodward, whom Edward
T.. Rice brought TO New York from
Chicago as a lyric writer in 1887, has
written the following poem, which
will appear In the programme OF the
Ric testimonial aMRaymond Hitch
COCKS Theatre tomorrow night:
IT'S thirty yeau since first we met
Az hooleJs In Chicago.
And sull your motto IN Today
pronouncs II in Italian NAL
Ho, diltscntef ago,
You babe me then. though not IN ,er...
NoLk, had-"put money In thy psrse,
~ l regard your youthful "'phiI."
10 me your rightul title Ia
ihe youngest old man In the 'biE."
To your sIIayaganLls.
Adonls' and "kVAngeline."
IDo omar. y NhsTe Ia many q scene
oocurei my hunlble gAnLAs.
ivu cDOfun mons cOWd Ger AIrpAas
NAAony iron boston. MAAAl
bAfV9oei well-bhaped FnganEas!
no" Louise. Anne, Fay and liz
TAs youngest old man IN the ''hiL"
Lnss harry plants than you By now
NoUd reach tho saf and YeloN
hut Lac a tree dehinE asa
lou lnger at the Tipcling stage,
not whitening, but mellow.
may you IN comfort smlIe at lAst
I'm Oatues, rsgts. fortunes past"--
lAbrdgemcnt 81 Othellol
~ hees 70 Id IN ioanlng I'm"
The inlproAAnO who Is
ih@ loungvst Old man IN the Dir,
The evening world., 1917-10-27
BARS PIGS.

Some OF the chorus girls at the
H~ippodrome asked General Stage DE-
rector burnside yesterday for per-
mission to use vacant stalls in the
big theatres basement as homes for
pigs. They said they were believers
in the "Keep-a-Pig movement
whatever that Is. Mr.. Burnside sug-
gested that they keep their porkers
at home. He feared they might put
the Hippodrome (excuse US, pleased
on the hog.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
C O MIC A G e
About Plays
and Players
BY BIDE DUDLEY

a MOTHER new comedy VIII
"a shO-.ly be introduced to Broad
way. 1t IA GOOD Morning.
Rosamond!" written by Constance
Lindsey Skinner. 1t Is to DO produced
by the Messrs. Shubert and Jessie
Bonstelle. In the cast are Lowell
sherman, LILY Cahill. Annie Hughes,
Mrs. Il. A. Bbcrle, Pauline Whitson'
Marion Morgan, Dwight Meade, Rob
ert Adams. Charles h. Reigel her
man Gerold, Robert Forsythe, sidney
Macy and Arthur Allen.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
A BAD DAY.

A n old hut sturdy Irishman. who
n had made a reputation as a
gang boss, was given a fob
with a railroad construction company
at Port au Prince. Haytl. one day
when the sun was hotter than usual
his gang of black Haytlans began "a
shirk. and as the chief engineer rode
up on his horse the Irishman was
heard 20 shout:
"Allez YOU sons OF guns - aiiez!"
Then. turning 70 tho engineer, he
SAID II cnrse the lay iver learned
The evening world., 1917-10-27
A MISTAKE.

An elderly man with whiskers APP
preached J. Louis White, comptroller
OF the Hippodrome, as he stood In the
big theatres entrance yesterday n
asked:
rs this the Punch & Judy The
atre7"
II gave Comptroller White q shock.
II think it's in the box office thore. In
the right-hand corner" he replied.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
eARNEYs LITTLE SCHEME

Tom Snyder plays Il long part In
Barney Gerard's "Some show" al the
Columbia, me IT'S all IN pantomime.
Months ago when Barney offered him
the role, Tom said he never could re-.
tra!n from talking for two solid hours.
Barney induced him 10 get married
and In three weeks Tom came around
and said ne could handle the role all
-Hht.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
Copyrishs. 1917. by tho Pres PublIShi
IlXV JB had a grand opera singer
w IN here to-day" said Luz
- NHr,Itraaa m thn

NH III htA
cile the Waitress as the
Friendly Patron unfolded his napkin
"A real one?" he asked'
'He said he was, but the familiar
way he went after the hash at ff-
teen cents per dose made me super
stitious Of him. When he takes his
seat he says to me: 'Ahem. little
lady! DO you think hash wi. injure
the voice?'
1T surprises me about a jitney's
worth, but l don't lose my avoirdu-
pois. NO. / tell him. The hash
won't hurt your voice. but. oh boy
what itIl do to your stomach
He's feeling important-that's easy
70 see, 90 I decide to tody him along
Singer I ask
-T'vs been In grand opera he re-
plies IN one OF them every day DO
currence' tones OF voice.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
aeIAsco PRAISES "cHU."

Regarding "Chu Chin Chow" David
Belasco has written Elliott, Comstock
a Gest In part as follows:
Congratulations l saw your won
derful 'Chu Chin Chow last night At
the Manhattan Opera House. l ~
stirred and charmed at the beauty "
the scenes and the fascination OF the
story. ! have never seen anything
iiko IL. II is marvellous. Again. con-
Eratulations!'
The evening world., 1917-10-27
A THOUGHT FOR TO. DAY
FooLISHMENT.

Even pastry prices are going ug
To-day We saw a raisin pie.
The evening world., 1917-10-27
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.

They're making candy out OF
mucilags now"
What kind7"
stick candy"
The evening world., 1917-10-27
c a m p O m e d i e S
By Alma Woodward
. by tho lrvss Publishing Go, cbe New York L,euuE World.
THE TSETSE FLY

Scene: Camp Upton. Time; Afternoon
(Thrcc LOps are using a conpdIcsceHt nuuer as a smoking car de lure
Their poses lar almost TO a OeduHous degree. result IN a potpouut Of putteed
krce, AIMED heads md odunneted hands that Is most ron tuingD
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1917-06-15

Rundell Brothers. mfrs. of creamery
butter, need your butterfat. Try rs.
We pay soc this week. Open Saturday
nights.
Mrs. Bessie Bigelow, now Of De-
troit, who is guest Of her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. r. P. Bigelow, was
hostess, Friday at Red Cross sew
ing party in honor of Mrs. ii. l.
Stimson, Of Grand Rapids. Mrs. F,
w. Rayen entertained in honor OF
Mrs. Stimson Saturday.
FARMERS:-It pays to sell your crean
and feed the SKINNED milk. We pay
SOC Q. D. d. for butterfat at Owosso
or at our Oakley creamery. RUNDELI
BROTHERS
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1917-06-15
Come to Central Minnesota

This country is adapted to diver
sified farming, stock raising, dairy
ing, all classes of small grains, corn,
clover. timothy and other grasses,
vegetables and small fruits. Prices
reasonable
We also have lands in Northern
Minnesota, and can furnish any size
tract desired. Low prices and easy
terms.
Benton County Real Estate Co..
sst Sank Rapids. Minnesota.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1917-06-15

FOR SALE-S0 acre farm. Clare
county; good 6 room house; barn; out
buildings; school; telephone; bargain.
Write owner, G.. v. RUBY Clare,
Mich, r. 6.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1917-06-15
Potatoes and Beans Wanted.

Please send sample, price and how
many you have; best quality. Theo.
Geaether, Winslow Place, Detroit,
Mich.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1917-06-15
DARLING'S
Animal Base Fertilizers

give large Yields of excellent quality
Reliabls Agents Wanted. If inter
ested. write us for our agency propo
sition.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16

exhilirating; he lies poised on the rush.
ng wave in apparent security while all
around him are roaring waters.
Some find pleasure where some find
horrors and thus it is all through life.
[ enjoyed looking on, just as l enjoy see
ing many things that no amount of
money would tempt me to attempt.
If you can, be sure and go to Hawaii.
1t is part of our own country, and I
could fill this page with interesting
things concerning the people and their
customs. Faithfully yours,
LIZZIE O THOMAS.
TusCumba, Ala.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
MRS. GUERNSEY ENDORSED
BY THE D. A. R. OF GEORGIA.
President Wilson Praised as
First official Act of Con-
ventiOn at Quitman

QUITMAN, Ga, Feb. lathe Daugh-
ters of the American Revolution in state
conference, by q rising vote this morn
ing, Endorsed Mrs. George T. Guernsey,
of Kansas, for vice president general.
An ovation was given Mrs. S. w. Foster
when she arose to thank the conference
for it's action.
Every state officer was present and
the vice president general of Georgia,
Mrs. S. w. Foster, when the conference
began business sessions this morning,
Mrs. Howard Mccall, state regent, pre-
siding
The delegates were entertained at
luncheon at the Country club today by
the Daughters of the Confederacy. A
reception will take place tonight at the
H. w. Stubs home, the local Hannah
Clarke chapter. D. A. r., as hostess. Mrs.
z. I. Fitzpatrick, ex-president, who rep
resents the state federation Of wolnan's
clubs, received an ovation last night.
This is her home.
The first Official act of the DaUgh-
ters of the convention when 1T met last
night was the unanimous adoption of
a resolution indorsing President wilson
for his stand in the crisis with Ger
many, and pledging loyalty OF the Daugh-
ters of the American Revolution.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
GIRLS! DRAW A MOIST
CLOTH THROUGH HAIR
Try this! Hair gets thick,
glossy, Wavy and beau
tifuI at once

Immediately Yes, Certaiue-thars
The joy OF il. Your hair becomes light
Eavy. fuzzy. abundant and appears as
soft. iustrous and beautiful rs young
girls after a Dauderiue hair cleanse
Just try this-moisJeu = cloth with
little Danderfne and carefully draw il
through your hair. taking one small
strand ~ a time This will cleanse the
hair OF dust. dirt or excessive oil. and in
Just a few moments you have doubled
The beauty OF your hair s delightful
surprise awaits those whose hair has
been neglected or - scTaggy. faded dry.
brittle or thin Besides identifying the
hair. Danderiue diSsolves every parti-
Gle or dandruff; cleanses purifies and in
vtzorates the scalp. forever stopping
Itching and falling hair. but what will
please you most will be after few
weeks use. when YOU see new hair
nne and downy At first-yes-but really
new hair growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty. soft hair, and lots
81 il. surely get a 25-cent bottle Of
KnOwIton's Danderine from any drug
store or toilet counter and just try It
(Advt)
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
Prohi Law Violator
Is Given Fine Of 5000
By Columbus Judge

Especial Dispatch to The JournaL)
COLUMBUS, Ga, Feb. 14.--Judge G..
H Howard set a new high record in
fines imposed in the Chattahoochee cir
cult when late yesterday he sentenced
Bob Tom Hudson to pay the sum of
5000 and court costs, making the total
close to the $1,000 mark, following a
plea CT guilty entered by the defendant
to the charge of violating the state
prohibition law. The fine was promptly
paid. silver being drawn from the
pockets of the prisoner in ample quaint
ties to provide for his release Most of
the money was in small change.
Hudson, who is well known young
white man, had been up on the same
charge several times before, and 1t was
announced by the court that if a stiff
fine would put stop to the operations
of the defendant in open defiance of the
law, it could be assessed. Last fall he
was before Judge Tigner, of the city
court, when a fine of $500 was put on
him upon conviction on the same charge
Assessing the 5000 fine Judge Howard
gave the defendant the alternative of
going to the pen for twelve months.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
DLANAof the GREAT GAM
By ETHEL LLOYD PATTERSON

made preserves with bread and butter.
Seldom have l sat down to more sim
pie repast But there was good cheer
in abundance, plenty of youth and high
spirits. We ate heartily and laughed
immoderately.
Subsequently we four girls all turned
in and helped Mrs. Flaharty clear the
table and wash and dry the dishes. 1t
was astonishing TO me to see the old
adage, many hands make light work, "
in such cheerful operation. 1t was
while we women were clearing things
away that one of Helens sisters broach-
ed subject which made the only rift
in our evening.
Mother" said the girl suddenly.
Jack wants to give me wrist watch
for my birthday. Could take it?'
Mrs. Flaharty looked at her daughter
in amazement. She paused with dish
towel in her hand.
"Of course mott" she calculated
What can you be thinking OFF,
''Well, we're going to get married,
persisted the girl. Whats the harm?
Why can't 1 have it?'
We'll, till you're married" reiterat-
ed the mother sharply, you'll take what
your father can give you. and no more!
That ended the subject as far as the
Flahartys were concerned. Bue found
myself surreptitiously pushing my own
wrist watch far up my arm, out OF
sight beneath my sleeve. l realized that
people like these would not understand
were they to see 1T. 1t was the first
time in my life that 1 had felt like
hiding a gift rather than Haunting 1t.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
WHERE Is TT TO END?

The German submarines have been
the terror oe their foes. They have also
been the wonder workers in naval war
fare. When the history of this Euro
pean war is written this feature Of
the war will be more exciting than all
else put together. Thousands of the
lilies have gone down to the bottom
of the sea, and one single submarine
ship has crossed the Atlantic and de-
fed capture by any number of English
and French warships that were watch
ing for this Deutschland. England
boasted that her navy made her mis-
tress OF the sea-" but Germany with
daring audacity goes in and out when
the time comes to go in and out regard
less of the English fleets. Only yester-
day on the coast of South America ten
british ships went to the bottom. Sew
eral others of different nationality
shared q similar fate. Sixty-odd Ameri-
cans persisted in these sunken English
battleshiDs, so far as now known. The
number may be greatly augmented on
later news or exact data
We cannot discount German success.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
Rome Citizens Willing
To Be Taxed for Plant
Especial Dispatch to The JournaD.

Especial Dispatch to The JournaD.
ROME, Ca, Feb. 14.-Citizens OF
Rome in a mass meeting have declared
their Willingness to be taxed if neces-
sary in order to provide a site for the
government armor plate plant if located
here The mass meeting, after hearing
addresses by Hon. Seaborn Wright and
Judge John w. Maddox, went on record
as requesting the city commission 20
provide free such site as The govern
ment might desire, and proffer 1t tc
the armor plant board that comes here
on a visit of inspection.
The commission has announced it's
willingness to do so If a legal method
can be found, and the Floyd county dele
cation in the state Legislature will in
troduce any resolution that may be de
sired along this line. The mass meetine
favored bond issue or any other mode
of taxation that might be necessary
in order TO raise the money.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16

1t speaks for itself in thunder tones. The
blockade has been going on and in force
everywhere, but when Germany gets
good and ready out goes a submarine
and cleans up the whole business. The
loss of human life is horrible. but such
is war, on the seas or in the trenches.
and up to date the German pennant has
Heated in victory on the water and the
world looks on in amazement that Eng
land should have been so wretchedly out
ClaSsed in maritime warfare. Numbers
seem not to count. One submarine is
like Samson with the "jawbone of an
ass" The future is extremely uncert
tain as to final victory. 1 doubt if the
German army can be starved out.
There must be compromise at the settle
ment. And according to the lights be-
fore me, Germany has liberty to dictate
many of the terms of compromise.
CAM YOU ANSWER
Dear Mrs. FELTON,: Will you reprint the
true poem, ,"Dixie Land" in The Jour
nal? 1t appeared in your columns few
years ago, but I lost mine. Do you
know where 1 can get the poem, THE
Mill VIII Never Grind With the Water
That Has Passed" and the Dutchman's
parody on it? Did you succeed with the
big gourd seed? I did not.
Respectfully,
Perry, Ga. WILLIAM KEGG.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1917-02-16
LISTEN TO, THIS!
SAYS CORNS LIFT
RIGHT OUT NOW

You reckless men and women who are
pestered with corns and who have a
least once a week invited an awful death
from lockjaw or blood poison are now
told by a Cincinnati authority to use a
drug called freezone, which the moment
a few drops are applied to any corn, the
soreness is relieved and soon the entire
corn, root and all, lifts out with the
fingers.
1t is a sticky ether compound which
dries the moment it is applied and simp
ly shrivels the corn without inflaming
or even irritating the surrounding tissue
or skin. 1t is claimed that a quarter
of an ounce of freezone will cost very
little at any of the drug stores, but j.
sufficient to rid ones feet of every hard
or soft corn or callus.
You are further warned that cutting
at a corn is a suicidal habit.-(AdvtD