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The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15
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Do grouse season opens today.

1Ae grouse season opens today.
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Hiss La Rita Collins is teaching at
,hs Upper Garfield creek school.
Ar. and Mrs. H. H. Coburn of Fort
do.
1ollin Smith is assisting Brother
iIeanes in the Avalanche office for
tcw days.
d. Riddle, eye, ear, nose and throat
fpesialist. Glasses fitted. Citizens
tank Bldg.
I'd. Wald has taken the contract to
keep the Citizens National bank clean
and shining.
A. F. Carlton, president of the Colo
ado Midland, was western slope Wis.
itor this week.
Frank P. Frost, editor of the neat
little sheet the "Marble Booster" was
N town Wednesday.
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Harry SpIingler, Colorado Springs
fnel man, is sojourning at the Hotel
.lorad, for a t:-nr.
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Miss Helen NJ Bates and Miss P.
Grey were Hotel Colorado guests from
Grand Junction Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Kemble of Aspen and
Il. B. Graves, also of Aspen were week
md guests at the Hotel Colorado.
Having secured employment at Car
diff, Clayton Dunn has concluded his
visit at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Ira
Rurdge.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. G. Harrington re-
irned to Aspen Sunday morning after
s5endlng a week with Miss Katie Hol-
land and family.
The Methodist Ladies Aid will he
entertained next Thursday afternoon
! y Mrs. Elmer Underwood at her home
on Blake avenue.
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l. L .Cramp is principal of the
schools at Antlers and Mrs. Cramp re.
:arned Monday from q weeks visit
with him at that place.
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Ex-county Treasurer C. W. Smith
Teesapanied by Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth
>nith, have been taking in the sights
If the city for few days. 49,.
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Father J. P. Carrican was in Eagle
sunday evening for the purpose of ded.
eating the Catholic church. Services
'7ere held at p. m with special music
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Fruit shipments from the lower val,
.er have been very heavy for the past
week. About IS car loads per day pas
ing through Glenwood for eastern
-;a2rkets
- William Walter left for Denver Sat
nrday to continue his law course at
he Denver University He expects to
-eceive his sheepskin at the close of
his year.
Virgil Hasty, cousin of c. C. Canadv
7rrived from Omaha, Neb., Sunday to
.nIn his wife and son, who are visiting
at Mr.. Canady's home. They will re.
rain couple of weeks.
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The first shipment of spuds out of
dlenwood was made Sunday by Amos
Raiston and Nick Darrow over the
Colorado Midland. J. E. White of Car
fondale was the purchaser.
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J. F. Mccoy went over to Meeker
Saturday TO exploit the excellent line
CT automobiles he carries. He returned
Monday bringing fine reports of the
general conditions in that district.
Among the guests at the Williams
This week were Mr.. and Mrs. +. 8.
Snclair, Leadville; Walter Korn, City.
Walter A. Rudolph, Denver; C. F.
RAIDER, Denver; NJ. II. Fnnerly, Pueblo.
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A delightful afternoon was spent al
'he home of Mrs. l.. G. Clark yester-
lay afternoon by the ladies of the
Presbyterian Aid society. Mrs. Clark
and Mrs. Ollie Thorson were the hos
.eRses.
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Walter Korn returned from Leadville
sunday and went up Grizzly creek on
4 fishing trim the next day Ao q "a,
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

Old pspsr. for al. .. .Ais se,...
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

Tho many friends Of Mrs. Ross Ma
sua win be rejoiced to learn that a
recent card to Mrs. L. A. Bowker al
,oaacss the fact that Mrs. Mason 10
atas to rit up eaeh day and is making
. rapid recovery.
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs C. w. Place and daugh-
ter and Mr.. and Mrs. Matheny, who
have been visiting the Misses Ham
mond, left for Salt Lake the first of
the week. They will also visit Colo
RADIO Springs before returning to- their
homes
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

With renewed health and strength
since his operation at the Mayo Bros
Lsspital in Rochester, MINI, JESSE
1ksnp IL able to resume his position
ct the Midland depot after tive
aenths absence.
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

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The heavy rain Tuesday forenoon
caused generous portion Of the red
hill back of the Wulfsohn ranch to
travel down grade until is finally
found resting place in the big cut
Of the Colorado Midland, causing a
blockade Of traffic for twelve hours.
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After q residence Of many years IN
this city G. C. McKissack left Monday
night for Boulder, where the family
preceded him two weeks ago. The
last farewells did not come easy and
"Cal" became 20 excited over leaving
Glenwood that he forgot to check HIS
trunk His memory begun to work
by the time he reached Cardiff and he
telephoned to forward the baggsge.
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

Geo. c. Swan of the undertaking
firm of Swan & Some at Colorado
Springs was a Glenwood visitor this
week. Mr.. Swan has been suffering
from an acute attack of sciatic rhcrm.
atism and spent his time while here Mt
the ave or W. H. Farnum's S mortuary,
except when meal time came aid then
he reported regularly at the Williams.
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This print shop has been just about
the liveliest place in the whole digpin y
this week, and we shall all. certainly
welcome Sunday which we hone to
make real day of rest. With print.
ing for the Silver Shoe and Clothing
company several thousand large sale
bills-Joe Silver says it is the best ;ob
of the kind he has ever seen issued
from Glenwood printery-to helping
three of our neighboring editors got
out their editions, not to mention some
other job work that had to be taken
care Orwell we have been kept "mod.
erately busy, thank you. Our printer
boys have worked day and night IN
relays in their efforts to turn out the
work, not when promised but when
customers expected. By careful calcu.
lations we have accomplished more I.
the work line this week than seemed
possible at the beginning Of the week.
For any errors or omissions in thi,
issue, We plead this excuse and crave
your indulgence. There are limits 20
all human endeavor, and our shop fores
h've just about reached the limit this
week. - ~
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

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Walter Korn returned from Leadville
sunday and went up Grizzly creek or
n fishing trip the next day. As a re
suit of his angling numerous friends
ut the Williams enjoyed splendid
trout luncheon.
The Glenwood post., 1917-09-15

Louis Love, son-in-law of Sheriff C.
w. Fravert, passed through the city
Monday with car of cattle for the
Denver markets. Mrs. Love and baby
boy left the same day to join Mr. Love
on his arrival in the capital city.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-24

MAN KILLED IN JOY RIDE-TWO
OTHERS SERIOUSLY HURT
Spencer Keonek, 80, was instantly
killed early this morning at the wind
up of what police believe was a joy
ride. An auto, property of the EN-
cry Motor Livery Co., containing
Keonek, a girl who gave the name OF
Mrs. Elsie Shields, 16, 722 w. 18th,
and the chauffeur, VIM. Hannett, 70,
129, 3. 45th, crashed into. an iron
pole at SD st. and 49th av.
The Shields girls skull was frac-
jured. She will recover. She is at
the County hospital Hannet was
seriously injured.
The dead mans name was first
given as John 0rmsted, $500 Black
stone aV. H.:
Police called at that address. Geo.
Ormsted lives there. He is connect
ed with A. B. Leach, bankers and
brokers. He identified the man as
Keonek, an employee of his.
The auto party had been to Burn
side and had stopped at ArgO at a
restaurant. Here Keonek met two
friends. They are being held by the
police for questioning. Gave the
names James Mulpenny and Peter
Zabos.
Mrs. Shields was married month
ago at Crown Point to Jas. Shields, a
street car conductor, with whom she
eloped, it is said, against wishes of
her parents.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-24
ANNOUNCEMENTS

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Jack Lait, Chicago Herald writer,
will speak at Hobo College, 917
Washington blvd, tonight on 20.
Henry, His Earl Life and Struggles
Dr.. G. SeastFand will lecture on
Foods and Health at Workers In
stitute, 92O S. Ashland aVy p. m,
tonight,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1917-01-24

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SOLID ,coMFoRT
. ts IS 50
Nothing to do till tomorrow"
My work was all finished think.
And nary thought that came to my
mind
Had any connectabIe link.
Just loafin' at comfort and ease,
With all of my worry gone.
So the old fireplace and the pipe in
my face,
And me and the lamp smoked on.
SOLID IVORY
Just heaps to do before morning,
| had Stacked through the day
somehow.
But as long as got away with it
then,
Why should worry now?
Just KILN 3l1y valuable time,
Perhaps with my brain inSpaWn.
And the old fireplace and the pipe in
my face,
And me and the lamp smoked on.
~. M. C.
Walter trimmer, engineer, killed
when runaway engine crashed into
Chicago & Alton locomotive.
San Antonio, Texas.-The Third
Illinois infantry stationed at Camp
Wilson, will entrain for Fort Sheri-
dan, H., Saturday.
-O-O
NEW YORK STOCKS. - Bethle-
hem fiuctuated, with upward ten
dency General trading even.
WEATHER FORECAST
Fair tonight and Thursday; cold
or tonight; lowest temperature
about 8 degrees; moderate north-
west winds. Temperature Tuesday,
High, 25i low, 20.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
FEWER NEWSPAPERS

For twenty years the number of
newspapers and periodicals in the
United States has been steadily de-
clining, relatively to population. In
the last decade or so the number of
daily newspapers has notably de-
creased. A contemporaries reports
that, though the population of the
fourteen largest cities in Michigan
has doubled, the number of daily
papers has fallen from forty-tw to
twenty-three.
No doubt like causes have pro-
duced a like effect elsewhere. Quite
recently consultations of dailies in
first-class cities have attracted at
tention. The number of considera-
BILE cities with no morning paper ap-
pears to increase. Within our rec
objection, five. morning papers. have
disappeared from Chicago, though
the population of the city has much
more than doubled.
The cause, of course, is the stead
lily increasing cost of establishing
and publishing a newspaper. The
investment which formerly would
have launched daily paper in Chi
cago or New York now hardly suf-
fees for Kalamazoo, and operating
costs are so high that a paper must
win very substantial support or lose
lot of money.
War has greatly increased operat-
ing costs by raising the price of pa
per, other materials and labor.
Probably these war costs have been
a governing motive in some recent
consultations. The new revenue
law, which not only increases postal
charges enormously but provides for
zone system, falls heavily on news
paper profits, and will presumably
accelerate the movement toward
consolidation, sectionalism and elm
ination.
We should not be surprised IL two
daily papers in city with anything
less than a hundred thousand in
habitants became the exception
rather than the rule. That would
give the surviving publisher q lot
of political influence. but would tend
to a one-sided discussion of public
enthusiastically Evening Post.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
Byng! Just like that!
SUPPORT IN EVERY WAY

ATOT only did organized labor
M of Pennsylvania, through two
of it's leading spokesmen, go
on record yesterday at the Fifth
State Welfare and Efficiency con-
ference as unqualifiedly behind the
government in the prosecution of the
war for democracy until victory
comes, but it made announcement
of it's enlistment in behalf of safety
of life and limb. 1t goes without
saying that organized labor of the
Keystone State is patriotically deter
mined to maintain American ideals
and that 1t will give not only its
efforts, but it's men to win, and the
declaration by speakers yesterday
that they will turn men who foment
strikes to embarrass the government
over to the tender mercies of United
States marshals was to be expected.
The treatment accorded pro-German
reaches in industrial plants when
they become obnoxious is indicative
of what labor will do.
ouI liS SiBhlhSdhI tulHB dDOuL
the statements made at the con-
ference yesterday was that labor in
tends to cut down the accidents by
education. For years the attitude
Of labor in regard to safety cam
paigns was unsettled. and only the
far-thinking men saw the import
ance of lining up with manufactur-
ers in efforts to reduce accidents.
Thanks to the intelligent work of the
National Safety Council and the CO.
operation of the State government,
employers and employees have been
brought together and when organiz-
ed labor determines to demonstrate
to It's people that accidents not only
interfere with efficiency, and there
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
GLIMPSE OF A TANK"

Prom the depths of the wood op-
posite came cracking, crunching
sound, as if some prehistoric beast
forcing it's way through tropical un-
dergrowth. And then, suddenly, out
from the thinning edge there loomed
monster-amonstro 1t did not
glide, it did not walk. 1t wallowed.
IT lurched, with now and then q la
borious heave of its shoulders. 1t
tumbled its way over a low bank
matted with scrub. 1t crossed a
ditch by the simple expedient of roll
ing the ditch out fiat, and waddled
forward. In its path stood young
tree. The monster arrived at the
tree, and laid it's chin lovingly
against the stem. The tree leaned
back, cracked, and assumed a hor-
izontal position. In the middle of
the clearing, twenty yards further
on, gaped an enormous shell crater,
a present from the Kaiser. Into this
the creature plunged blindly, to
emerge, painting and putting, on the
farther side. Then it stopped A
magic opening appeared in it's stom-
ach, from which emerged, grinning,
a British subaltern and his grimy
associates" From "AlI In It." by
Major Ian Hay Beth.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
Over tie 1eo
cx PewHa.

Have you seen the "bayonet face?"
iell. you are likely to be shocked
when you see your cherished boy
from camp. The "bayonet face" is
a real thing and no idle fancy, say
the men at Camp Meade. 1t is de-
joped from the constant handling
of cold steel in bayonetting. In fol-
lowing instructions the soldiers have
to keep their eyes on the point of
the bayonet and assume a look of
The pupils of the eyes become en-
larged and there is a certain glare
which transmits an expression of
hate to the whole countenance.
How is this for a Pennsylvania rec
ord? Mrs. Lena Hagenmeister, of
Philadelphia, a name which sounds
singularly German, has given her
husband, three sons and two step
sons to the military service of the
nation. A sixth star will soon be
added to her service flag when her
youngest son, joins the other male
members of the family in the artil
lery service.
A Chester County paper takes
some trouble to tell us that there
are twenty eight operations neces-
sary in laundering a collar in these
critical days. We cannot think of
that many. Only ones we ever heard
of were, chewing up the edges,
macerating the corners, forgetting
the starch. amounting with fly spects,
maltreating the buttonhole and
finally delivering the collar to the
wrong man.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
Braved Kaiser's Wrath
[From the New York Tribune1

From the New York Tribune1
More than ten years ago Prince
Alexander zu Hohenlohe son of a for
mer German chancellor, whose re-
cent article in the Neue Zeitung of
zurich, Switzerland, Predicting q
German revolution asserted that the
Kaiser was out of touch with his
people and surrounded by synco-
phants, who dared not tell him the
truth.
L know the emperor WELL" he told
a friend at that time. HE speaks
to me in the intimate thou when ad-
dressing me. But 1 tell you he is
capricious. None of the men about
him, not excepting myself dares tell
him the truth about political condi-
tions. 1t would be as much as our
political lives are worth, at the least
We must tell him only what we know
he wants to hear"
Despite his knowledge of the Kai-
ser's temperament, however, Prince
Hohenlohe little later overstepped
the bounds. His father, Prince
Chlodwig zu Hohenlohe, former
chancellor of the empire, had left
his memoirs in the hands of his son
They were racy memoirs. lie ridi-
culed many prominent German per.
sonages. But the young prince de-
cided to print them.
When the book came out 1t made
tremendous sensation. The Kaiser
was furious. Following the accepted
German method, he jumped first not
on the young prince, but on the head
of the Hohenlohe family, an elder
brother. That availed nothing. Sc
he seized on the culprit and caused
him to be dismissed as prefect of Col
mar
But Prince Hohenlohe was a spir-
tied man, as his recent article in the
Swiss newspaper asserting the Ger
man people were losing faith in their
rulers and speaking often of "revo-
luton" will prove. He was denoted
disgraced, dismissed. But he would
have his revenge. He sold his pre-
fect's uniform, sword and all, to the
director of the Municipal Theater al
Colmar.
Thereafter one could see an actor
strut on the stage in the trousers OF
the Hohenlohe. 1t was terrible
for the Kaiser. Think of seeing the
trousers of a prince of the blood,
even one who had been disgraced,
worn by mere actor an ! IN Il farce!
BY his action Prince Hohenlohe
struck a blow at the fair name of
autocracy.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
GET TOGETHER
-HERE is no subject in which the
Republicans of Pennsylvania
Il ,.--zs4o5 o+ Dresent

~HERE is no subject in which the
Republicans of Pennsylvania
are more interested at present
than the restoration of comple'e
harmony within the party organiza-
ton throughout the State. Illere
a1readv has been enough of faction
al controversy to satisfy the aver
age trouble-maker for some years u
come. But Notwithstanding the gen.
eraI partv sentiment in favor OF
neace. there are those who persist
in elimination of this or that group
instead of concentration of all groups
and a harmonious conduct OF party
affairs.
II the two wings of the party, as
represented by the remotest feathers
of Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, will
not flap together, then 1t might De
we'll for the organization as a whole
To cut both wings. In other words
get rid of factionalism wherever IL
exists and promote a more senslple
and steady party alignment.
1t is perfectly obvious that Repuo-
lfcan success depends upon the
breaking down of the differences
which have aroused antagonism
throughout the Commonwealth. or
course, Democratic bosses are de-
lighted with the prospects. AT
every turn they are encouraging Re-
nublican dissension for their own
selfish purposes and unless Repun-
ucan leaders, big and little, stop
their foolish factionalism there Is
likely to be a result next year which
will not enhance the prestige OF the
party.
Instead of conferences here and
there to further factional ends, 1t
might be better to have general
conference of disinterested Repub-
lican leaders who are looking more
to the success of the party as whole
than to the particular fortunes OF
anv special group or groups. IT
should be understood now, while
there is still time to adjust what
ever differences are splitting the
marty. that a compact, harmonious
and aggressive Republican party
will be necessary next year to defeat
the plans, preparations and personal
scheming of those who are now
manipulating the Democratic ma
chine for their own particular pur-
poses and the promotion of their
own individual ambitions. There Is
no use mincing words about the sit
uation. 1t requires direct and spe-
cihc treatment. 1t admits of nc
trifling
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
The Kaiser's Dream
New York Herald

New York Herald
There's a story I'm told, though it
How the Great Kaiser Bill had q wonderful dream
He was dreaming of Allies he lay in his bed
When his dream switched about dead
In fine coffin he lying state
And thousands there though his
His soul buzzed about his
That he and his soldiers doomed to be lost
He wouldn't believe it, Heaven straight
And arrived at the portals knocked loud at the gate;
See who's here. It's the Kaiser Make everything
Beat the drums, blow
Tell Gott have come and We'll have a parade"
Saint Peter looked n voice loud and clear
Said, Try down below Bill, can't get in here
Don't probably know I'm friend of the Devil,
And I'm going with pleasure" So he started
A-whistng like bazes to make big show.
When he to Hells door he filled with dismay,
For while waiting outside he o'erheard Satan
"Look here, boys take notice, warming
But don't let him he'll mussing
So give him the ha! ha! and kick him right
"Oh, Satan, friend" Kaiser then cried
EXCUSE me for listening while waiting outside
But please in where else I
"Ach, please let in, for I'm feeling quite cold,
And II you want money I've plenty of gold;
Let me sit in matter how hot"
Nix, nein," said the Devil most certainly not
You can't gain admittance by your offer of pelf.
Here sulphur and matches, make a
have plenty more left for the Sultan Fritz"
From his troublous sleep Bill awoke in a sweat
And said, That's dream shall
That won't get to Heaven know
But I.never believed I'd be kicked out of He'll!
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
LETTERS TO SOLDIERS

One of the interesting sights in
camp life is the arrival of the SER
geant with the mail. AS soon as his
presence is announced, a crowd of
men assemble around the first SER
geant's tent as if by magic, all with
the same hope-that of receiving a
letter from the loved ones back home
or some friend.
Some fellows receive more than
others. We have seen some young
men, popular at home, receive no less
than six letters besides packages con-
tanning comforts and delicacies.
Other men have stood by hopefully,
waiting patiently until the last let
ter had been given out, hoping al
would come for them. These men
have gone away disappointed, and
to many of them it has been a keen,
bitter disappointment.
Do YOU want the soldier lads to
keep the home fires burning? DO
YOU want them to retain the home
contact? Do you want them to keep
up their interest in the old town?
Write to them. In New Zealand,
clubs have been formed to secure
the names of soldiers for correspond
ence purposes and many soldiers
heart has been stirred by kindly
and cheering message from some
unknown friend back home.
The soldiers themselves can be of
greatest value in this work. If a SOL
dier knows of a man in his squad
who has been neglected, who looks
for q letter day after day-the let
ter that seldom IL ever comes-send
his name to some friend and suggest
that letter be sent to the neglected
comrade,
Here is an opportunity for defin-
lite Christian service. Get on the job!
Camp and Trench.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
THE FIGURES TELL

The favorite statement of the soap
box racifist since the entry of the
mite States into the war has been
that this is a rich mans war and that
America was forced into it by wealthy
men desirous of conserving and in
creasing their war profits. The sac
rifices made by the rich men of the
country already; the enormous bur-
dens laid upon them in the way of
war taxes and a score of other things
have made 1t plain to every intelli-
gent mind that If they had brought
about the war they were, to say the
least, much shorter sighted than
their business success would indicate.
But if any further proof is needed
by any one we suggest a perusal of
the stock market reports. The best
securities of the country, after de-
clining steadily for many months,
reached q new low level few days
o, this figure in some instances
being lower than it was in the panic
times of 1907.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1917-11-23
GOVERNORS PRAISE

In speaking to press representa-
tives before leaving Camp Hancock,
Governor Brumbaugh said:
Camp Hancock is undoubtedly
the best tented encampment that
have ever seen. The site is splendid,
the climate excellent and local con-
ditions good. I am indeed pleased
that the soldiers of my state have
been dealt with so generously as they
have here in the Southland.
"As for the men, in all my exper-
iencc with the manhood of Amer
ica, have never seen so large a body
of men in such physical, trim as the
Pennsylvania soldiers composing
the Twenty-eighth division 1 have
inspected the men many times, but
until to-day I have never seen them
so physically fit. They are In better
trim now than when they returned
from the Mexican border"