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Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Strongly Considered.

Remember the story of the hare and the tortoise?"
 "Yes," replied MT. Erastus Pinkley. But dat story don't tell you muffin bout de odds dat was posted agin de tortoise. Dem long shots do come in sometimes. But you kain't pend on 'em.''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
LIQUID RItIE7

No. MT. Grocer, that's mostly water Since the war started it's more nearly all water than ever. Give me Red Cross Ball Blue, that's two-ounce package of real goodness. You should see my clothes. I just cant keep from smiling out loud.-Ady.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Sept. 29, 1916.
Letter to Dr. Kilrner G. Co. Binahanton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp.Root Will Do For You

Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer 6 Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive booklet of valuable in. formation, telling about the kidneys and bladder When writing, be sure and men. tion this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Hard to Please.

'You are inconsistent, said the pretty girl.
 "How so?'
 You are always making fun of our clothes. Yet, when We put on strict ly utilitarian garments like overalls, you bewail the passing of feminine frills'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
SqueIched Aqain.

He-Here's doctor who insists that wearing too many clothes is detri- mental to health. dress on must be first-class health resort.-Judge. resort.-Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Awful Thought.

Church-I understand if the sun were made of solid coal, it would burn out in less than five thousand years.
 Gotham-Yes, and think what we'd have to pay for sunlight!
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful head of hair. If yours is streaked with gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re- store it to it's former beauty and lus- ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress ing. Price $1.00-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

Weak, Fainty Heart, and Hysterics can be rectified by taking "Renovine" a heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and q. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Those Dear Girls.

Edith-Josephine sings q lot when MT. Spooner is calling on her.
 Marie-Trying to test his love, I sup pose.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Willie Wants to Know.

..Pa, what's bookworm?' ?'
 "A man who loves books, my son." .'Then is man who loves fish a fishworm?"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Hence the Possibilities.

Everybody wants peace."
 Yes. But everybody wants to die tate the terms"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

pr. B. F. Jackson, Celebrated Physician, handed down to posterity his famous prescription for female troubles. Now sold under the name of "Femenina." Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
WHY HAVE cHlLLs AND FEVER?

Plantation Chill Tonic Is guaran- teed and will do the work in week. Your money cheerfully refunded by dealers if 1t fails after giving 1t a proper trial. Price 50c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

fool of himself occasionally is the one that nature saves the trouble.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

You can't blame the truth for being often bitter It is so often mistreated
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

Troubles and gray mules should al ways be approached from the front.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

Reputation is precious, but character is priceless.-Youth's Companion.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

One firecracSer does not make a summer, but it often makes one spring.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Fulfilled.

Fortune Teller@There is trouble coming in your household from q blonde woman and dark man.
 Patron-It's come. Our Swedish cook eloped with the coal man.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

A friend who is never in need is most unusual.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15

Certainly Noah had fruit in the ark pairs.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1917-08-15
Everything.

What's in a name?'
 s'Well, know man who has every thing in his wife's name."
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18

short story in one of the library
books about two parrots. One of
them would sing songs while tie
other would swear terribly. Men
thought that by putting the two
together the one that sang would
influence the other for good but as
it turned out, the swearing parrot
taught the other to swear.
The same book encourages obser-
walton, which i find is great help,
because have tried it out. can
pass a team and tell the color,
marks and the approximate weight
of the horses, whether the harness
is old or new, and the type of it,
the general appearance of the
driver and his load. If a person
cultivates this power he will be able
to see more minute things. A good
example is that Of an Indian who
came home from a hunt and found
that the vension which had been
hanging in nearby tree was gone.
After looking around awhile he
started off on the mans trail. He
soon met white man and asked
him if he had seen small white
man with a short rifle, and followed
by a small bob-tailed dog. The
white man said he had, but was
surprised to hear that the Indian
knew so much about him, without
having seen him. The Indian said
he knew he was small because he
had to roll stone up to stand on,
before he could reach the meat.
He knew he was a white man be-
cause Of the way he stepped. He
could tell that he carried short
gun by the mark it left on the tree
when he leaned it there. He knew
it was small bob-tailed dog by the
small tracks and the print of his
bobbed-tail when he sat down in the
dust.
Besides the training l have re-
ceived at the high school, have
profted greatly by the trapeze and
swings, physically,
Donald Crosby.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18
Presbyterian Church

1t is Club Day" at the Presby-
terrain church next Sunday at 100
"a. m. When DR.. Smith will preach
special sermon to the different
clubs of the church and the COM
munity-the Boys Club, the Camp
Fire Girls, the Study Club, the
Glover Leaf Club and any other
clubs that are organized for the up
lift of the community. Let it be a
day of help.
Sunday School at 1000 a. m.
Jr. c. E. at 2:3O p. m. Sr. C. E.
at 700 p. m. promptly.
The baccalaureate sermon will be
preached at the Presbyterian church
at 500 p. m. by DR.. Smith. This
is a union service of the church and
the citizens. Every parent and
patron of the school is expected to
be present at the baccalaureate SER
vices of our first class of gradua-
ton. All honor to the Kendrick
High School.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18
Leland School Essay
What | Have Gained From The
Leland High School.

What l Have Gained From The
Leland High School.
have learned, by taking High
School Work" that by completing
the eighth grade only. we have SIM
ply built the foundation of our edu-
cation, Some people think that if
they can get beyond reach of the
law, they have received sufficient
education to get them through life.
But l for one, do not intend to stop
until l have had college educa
tion."
| think Keats was right when he
said, "A thing of beauty is JOY
forever" The art of woodwork
and also the keeping of ones desk
in order, and books neatly arranged.
will create the love of the beauti-
full. Go to the woods or along the
brook or listen to sweet music and
note the miraculous change wrought
in your temper. Or summing it UP
you may say, the love of the beau
tiful is an unfailing source of
happiness.
1t is well said that. Nothing is
so costly as ignorance. You sow
the wrong seed. you plant the
wrong field, you build with the
wrong lumber, you buy the wrong
ticket. you take the wrong train, or
you take the wrong medicine, and
no money, can make good your mis-
takes.
What | have gained from high
school this year has not come from
the text books alone, but from mum.
erous sources. l have read books
which advises one to- be careful of
the company he selects. l read a
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18
EXCHANGES

By the way, are gingersnaps
food? In any case, our opinion is
that they should be saved-indefi-
nitely.
One Missouri minister, who in
sists his church is not fashion
show, is going to hold an "Overalls
and Calico Service" next Sunday
morning. The men, of course, will
wear the overalls, but who's going
to wear the calico?
The fact that the new bride in
the Lloyd George family cut the
wedding cake with a sword draws
no reactionary protest from Father
Van Quentin. He says all wedding
cakes should be cut with some such
symbolic weapon, and if a howitzer
won't serve, why then, use sword.
1t is marvelous-what a SOLDERING
effect the CONSUMPTION Bill has had
already on our daily morals. For
example, we cannot recall that a
single young man has murdered his
aged mother in anger" since it
became known that certain exemp-
lions were to be made for those
with mothers to support. Neither
has any young man killed his young
wife because he loved her so,"
since last Saturday. And even
among the wide ranks of those on
the point OF suing for divorce, many
are thinking it over with care.
GEE!
You will not fail to note the
prominence which has lately attach
ed to the modest letter &C." 1t
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18

There are good people who de-
plore the tendency of war to run
over the dissenter. Isn't this free
county? they say. Then why should
public disapproval visit itself on
persons who express their opinion
against the war?
Well, it is primitive instinct.
Animals have it. They huddle to-
gether when attacked. The group
instinctively feels it must present a
united front. On the same princi-
pie the government has made plans
for the possible internment of trou-
BILE makers. The National Commit
tee on Prisons and Prison Labor has
issued pamphlet on the subject in
which it says the government be-
lieves there will be little need for
an internment program. But, it
continues, "hostile acts will meet
with forceful suppression as the
war must proceed without internal
menace and the administration of
government must continue in it's
usual way"
That is the nub Of the matter.
When nation is fighting for it's
life it cannot permit itself to be
weakened by people who would
paralyze it's activities. While free
speech is to be preserved as far as
possible moral disapproval extends
to those who are active in talking
in a way to interfere with defense.
Self-preservation is powerful in
stinct with nations as we'll as with
individuals. So in the crisis of war
public opinion makes rough going
for the obstreperous dissenter.
X. C. Star.
If the section of the espionage
bill prohibiting the manufacture Of
intoxicating liquor had passed an
annual saving of something like
600,000,000 bushels of grain could
be made. Reasons given for voting
the measure down in the senate
were that it would paralize bust
ness. throw an army of men out of
employment, reduce vast revenues
from the sale of beer and destroy
one billion dollars worth of proper
ty. Possibly in critical times such
as we are experiencing now, it
would not be best to pass such a
measure but the six hundred mil
lion bushels of grain is an item in
the conservation of food resources
that is worth considering.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18
Methodist Church
KENDRICK

d KENDRICK
Sunday School 1000 A. M.
Preaching HOO A. M.
Junior Epworth League 2:3O P. M.
No evening service.
AMERICAN RIDGE
Sunday School 1000 A. M.
Preaching May q HOO A. M.
FAIRVIEW
Sunday School 200 P. M.
Preaching May 20 3:OOP. M.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18

Let Tommy fix up your throat
with one of his famous Hi balls.
The price 10c the satisfaction 81 90.
The Red Gross Pharmacy.
The Rexall Store.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18

may almost be called the letter of
destiny. First, a Kansas man adj
vertised for his runaway wife, stat
ing that she might be identified by
the letter &c" tattooed on her arm.
Then Southern preacher said the
road to hell was marked by an allit-
Grafton of "G's," Gasoline, Girls,
and Gin" And now Maj. Ruby
Garrett of the signal corps says &c"
is the road to victory over Germany,
specifying "Guns. Grub and Grit"
'Bar banquet May 10 will be
dry" the lawyers have announced.
Referring, of course, to the menu.
No speech by. a lawyer to group
of lawyers could possibly be dry.
Boost and the world boosts with
you, ~
Knock, and you're on the shelf,
For the world gets sick Of the
one who'll kick,
And wishes he kicked himself.
Boost for your own achievements,
Boost for the things sublime, 2
For the one who is found on the
topmost round,
Is the booster every time.
Pointers.
There is one Of the necessities of
life that has not raised in price
the Kendrick Gazette.
Speaking of American extrava-
gance-one hotel in Kendrick this
week had the crust to serve three
of the luxuries of life, bread, pota-
toes and onions, all on the table at
one meal.
Oh, do not bring her violets
To prove YOUR tenderness.
Oh, do not think up triolets
To send to her address.
But WELD stout and glistening hoe
For cultivating food;
An onion sent to her will show
Your fond solicitude.
Oh, send no roses bright and fair.
They are not good to eat;
Send her head of lettuce rare,
A carrot and a beet. "
You cannot take her heart by storm
Dressed up and making calls.
If you can't wear uniform,
Put on your overalls.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1917-05-18
GEE!

You will not fail to note the
prominence which has lately attach
ed to the modest letter &C." 1t
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
B0W-W0WS TO SHOW
Westminster Kennel Exhibition Gets
Under Way Tomorrow.

NEW YORK, Feb. 19.-The contrac'
tors to bench the exhibits for the
forty-first annual dog show Of the
Westminster Kennel Club. took pos
session of Madison Square Garden at
s o'clock yesterday morning, and an
army OF carpenters, electricians, me
chanics and skilled dog handlers will
work without a stop to have the vast
building ready for the opening OF the
four-day fixture at Q o'clock tomor'
row morning.
Some early arrivals made their ap-
pearance as soon as the contractors,
and many Of the ! ,SSs dogs entered,
the Implications making the aggre
gate the nominations 312J. were in
the Garden before nightfall.
Mrs Roy A. Rainey's great strings
Of wire and smooth fox terriers. Sealy
hams and West Highland white ter
riers were among the early birds.
X. X. Armstrong also arrived from
Barber, y. G.. with the pointers and
settlers he has been starting at 'he
field trials in all parts Of the South
and West Besides his own dogs, he
brought in the champions owned by J
]. Graham of Long Island, and VIII
lam ZeigIer. jr, OF Manhattan.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
BOXING MANAGERS
WILL sign TODAY
Willard and Fulton Expected to
Clash for Worlds Heavy
weight Title.

CHICAGO. Feb. 19.-Tom Jones and
Frank Force, managers of Jess viii
lard and Fred Fulton, will get to-
gether here some time today and sign
articles for the much talked OF heavy
weight fight, IL is predicted.
1t is understood the articles have
been drawn up. The copies have been
in possession of the managers for ten
days or more and all wrinkles having
been ironed out, the formality OF
signing is the only thing left to
cinch the match.
Details have not been announced,
but il is understood that Willard is
to get a guarantee of the first $50.
600 that comes in the house, as well
as an option of 81 per cent of the
movie rights or $4,000 in cash for
them.
Grant Hugh Brown, Madison
Square Garden promoter, probably
will get the fight, though several
bidders are understood to have sub
mitted offers.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
BASEBALL PLAYERS
LEAVE THIS WEEK
Johnny McGrauD's Giants Get
Under Way Friday for
Texas Training Camp.

NEW YORK, Feb. 19.-Johnny Nc
Graw, with a bunch OF recruits, will
leave here Friday for Marlin, Tex.
The Giants are hot favorites for the
National League pennant McGraw's s
wonderful team that hung up the
worlds record Of twenty-six straight
victories last fall remains intact.
McGraw believes that he will be
able to strengthen the pitching de-
partment. He Is enthusiastic over
Jim Middleton, the former Louisville
boXman, and also thinks that Morris
settle, a big fellow secured from the
Baltimore international League, will
come up to expectations.
Schupp, a phenomenal young south
paw. who was a sensation last year,
Graw says that Schupp will be the
best left-hander in fast company this
season. The Giants leader will have
Tesreau. Salee, Benton, PerritI. and
Anderson to shoulder a part of the
burden. and il they can display the
right kind of effectiveness the other
National League teams will expert
ence plenty OF trouble.
McGraw's team outside of the box
is all powerful. Burns. kauff, Robert
son. Helke, Herzog, Fletcher, thinner
man. Mccarthy and Rariden. barring
accidents, should delight the fans
with first class work. McGraw Will
experiment with many youngsters at
Marlin. but when the championship
race begins on April IL the regulars
will attend to the enemy.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
DARCY MAY BATTLE
DILLON IN GARDEN
New York State Boxing Conn.,
mission Expected to Turn
Down Al Mccoy.

NEW YORK, Feb. 19.-The burn
Ing question OF whether Les Darcy,
the Australian pugilist, will be al.
lowed to show what he can do with Al
Mccoy in a ten-round bout, will be
decided tonight by the New York
State boxing commission. Grant
Hugh Brown and John Weismantel.
the former the matchmaker for Madi-
son Square Garden. and the latter for
the Broadway Sporting Club. will go
to the mat in a finish bout for the
benefit OF the commission.
Each promoter has a contract call
ing for the appearance OF Mccoy in
a ten-round bout. Al so far forgot
himself as to sign articles for a ten
round affair with Jack Dillon at the
Broadway Club some time ago. Evi-
IDENTIFY he believed Weismantel had
mislaid the papers or would say moth
ing il he went over to a rival league.
for he subsequently jumped to Madi-
son Square Garden by signing articles
calling for a ten-round scrap with
the long distance Jumper. Darcy.
Weismantel began to howl the min
ute he heard that Mccoy had jumped.
and he has taken his cry to the com
mission. Inasmuch as il is long
established habit of the commission
to force boxers to live up to all con
tracts. Grant Hugh Brown probably
will lose the services OF Mccoy for
the March date.
Jack Dillon is said now to be on his
way to New York from New Orleans.
where he recently whipped Gunboat
Smith in a twenty-round fight. Indi-
cations are he will be substituted for
Mccoy in the Garden card.
II is pointed out that in case OF a
Dillon victory over Mccoy. should II
be decided to stage a bout between
these two before March 3. the indiana
polls slugger probably would he se
lected as Darcy's opponent. Dillon
might be released from his Broadway y
Sporting Club engagement. if the club
officials were willing to start Nc
Coy against some other battler. To
overcome his apparent objections to
meeting Dillon.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
WON'T WASTE TIME
WITH HIS ROCKIES
Bill Donovan Will Pin PEN
nant Hopes Upon Play
ers of 1916 Outfit.

NEW YORK, Feb. 19-Bnl Dono-
van starts for Macon, Ga, Saturday.
accompanied by several of his Yam
KEGS. Donovan will not waste much
time with rockies at Macon. He will
try to find out as soon as possible
whether Fritz Maisel can play second
base or not.
Maisel broke his collar-bone Last
summer, and when he came back his
throwing arm was weak: But the
little fellow has had a long rest. and
Donovan feels sure that he will be in
splendid condition.
MaisePs batting and base running
are needed by the Yankees. Ne is as
quick as a cat and handles ground
balls with skill. II he can make the
necessary throws, he will be a fixture
and the team will present a formid-
able lineup.
Pipp, Peckinpaugh, Baker, High,
Magee, Gilhooley, Nunamaker, Alex
ander, and Walters will be the other
regulars.
Donovan has a powerful pitching
staff in Shawkey, Cullop, Mogridge.
Shocker, Caldwell, Russell. Fisher,
Enright. and Monroe. Baseball
sharps figure that the Yankees, with
fair share of good fortune, will
make a determined fight for the
American League championship.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
WHERE THEY ROLL.

District-Shermans VS.. Good Fell
lows. at Royal.
National CapitaI-Grand Centrals
VS.. Dumbartons. at Grand Central.
DepartmentsI--Open date.
Masonic-National vs.. st. Johns:
Columbia VS.. Osiris: Pentalpha VS.. NJ.
NJ Parker: at Royal. ,
ommercial-Barber & Ross vs..
Woodward Lothrop. at Palace.
Agriculture Interbureau Animal
Industry VS.. Markets. at Casino.
Postoffice-E Equipment VS.. Station
3, Mailing VS.. Delivery. at Postoffice.
Red Men-WhIte Eagle VS.. Mineola;
Seneca W.. Idaho: Logan VS.. Osceola.
at Jitneys.
Navy Yard-Radio VS.. b. NJ, at Cap
itol Hill.
Bankers-Bank of Washington VS..
Washington Loan and Trust, at Ca
sino.
Georgetown Potomac
Bank VS.. {. i. Ash Company, at
Georgetown.
Capitol Hnl-Germsnias VS.. Bry-
ans Lunch, at Capitol Hill.
Bureau OF Engraving and Printing
Reds VS.. Examiners, at Rathskeller.
Midnight Crew VS.. Baby
Grands. at Southeast
CapitaI City-Bucke"'s Specials VS.
Norris Peters. at Rathskeller.
Mt. PIeasant-Princetons VS.. Palm
Cafe, at Arcade.
Arcade-Benediets VS.. Officials, at
Arcade.
Columbia Congressional vs..
SchIItz. at Columbia.
Fourteenth Street-Speedwsys VS..
Early Birds, at Garrisons.
Interstate-Mails and Files VS..
Claims, at Arcade.
Southern Rallway-Managers VS..
Law; Auditors VS.. Passenger Traffic:
Tie Timbers VS.. TTeasurers. at Palace.
Bureau Of Standards-Unions VS..
Crackerjacks. at Arcade.
Central--Columbias VS.. Highland
ers, at National Capital.
ONO Class-Tigers VS.. Bed Sox. at
Brightwood.
Anacostia-Highlsn vs.. Apple
Knockers, at Anacostis.
Washington City Tenpin-Pioneers
VS.. Iroquois, at Royal.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
Big PRIZE LIST FOR
MASONIC BOWLERS
To Be Arranged at Meeting To-
night-May Stage Tourney
At Grand Central.

The sum OF $1,000. prize money OF
the Masonic Duckpin League, will be
arranged into a prize list mt a meet
ing tonight Of a committee appointed
to handle the coin. This Is believed
to be the largest amount ever con-
tested for in a Washington bowling
organization.
Several other matters will be
brought up at the meeting. which was
postponed from last week. Not until
the seasons end. however, will the
league take action on the proposed
handicap system.
A committee headed by c. ]. Girls.
sey has completed plans for the han
dicap and will turn them over to the
executive board of the league for con
sideratiou.
Grand Central Favored.
One OF the most important ques.
tions to be settled at the scheduled
meeting of the District association, at
the Palace alleys. Sunday. is where
to stage the annual tournament this
spring.
Formerly the event was held on the
Palace runwsys. bat with the advent
of newer establishments, 1t is under
stood that a majority of bowlers
lavor one OF these.
II is more than probable that the
association will select the Grand Cen.
trail Palace, which has eleven alleys.
Everything considered. the Grand
Central is probably the most suitable,
according to the unofficial statement
- nne Of the District asSOciatiOn lead
eTs.
Room for Spectators.
Chief difficulty encountered in q
ma ajority of establishments is the lack
Of room for spectators. a stand has
been built at the Grand Central which
AN accommodate a good crowd and
plenty OF room remains for another,
E II is necessary.
The Washington times., 1917-02-19
LEAVE MARCH 3
First Contingent Of Tigers Get Un-
der Way on That Day.

DETROIT, Feb. 19.-Arrangements
were announced today for the train
ing trip of the Detroit American team
at Waxahachie. Tex. The first con
tingent of players will leave Satur-
day. March ,, from this city. With
the members who will join them on
route and others going directly to
camp from their winter homes. a total
Of twenty-nine men will start work.
All the veterans. including Cobb.
will be on hand earlier than usual to
be in good condition for the ten-game
series with the New York Nationals,
a feature of this years preparation.