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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27

A. J. Crosby of Melrose, Mass. was
a business caller in this city Thurs
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27
GARDINER LOCAL TTFMS

A. n. Paripo is visiting friends in ,
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27

Have you tried Colburn's bread and
pastries? The new bakery is at III Water
street.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27

! J. d. y. Foster of Pittsfeld was a
! Hallowell business visitor Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27

c. F. Davis of Newport was visit
ing Hallowen friends on Thursday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27

Among the visitors in this city on
Thursday was NJ. E. Allen of Auburn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1917-04-27
ADJUSTMENTS
THE ST RAND.

Dorothy Dalton in Ince Production.
Chicken Casey" Metro Travelogue
and Al St. Johns in Triangle kom-
edy, also Sam Alberts in illustrated
Songs at the Strand Today.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
WHEAT DOWN ON
CANADIAN Ne N5

rHlcAI:b, May 4.--.Nft"r whir' ,
wind descent Of IL cents Il h">i"'' ~, 49,,
an exciting r"hnun'! az ~ cents III.
whoa; market TODAY CONTINUED !" Sh""
rr.,f ,,..r,.nu<u,,SS owing almost 'nt!E"-
~ - government moves II Washing ~
and Ottawa "a establish Il JOINT ''"Ht
.l,;a, r"ntf"l of pr'""S. fh'rr WIS n''
unS,tt let finish al 3'i cents l" >: Gu, ;
not decline. With Ma! az = H'''. ~" =:
=; aI9i. To o"ui, Corn closed - I" rs
..rrrs off. oats down u. /" ! A: AMI pre-
visions showing &:;hacks ui IL |" ="
cents.
decentralization a IL" w'!d"s: sort
vas Witnessed IL III" wheat pat Wh''i
t!.r market "i"n".i :" general WAS 'A'
rush Ia >"ii tina. W"ul"-h" purchaser
wrr.. ~ n:$t completely overwhelmed.
Within ;ru minutes. h"wrTrr. haf'f
buyers had mot til" stampede win SH'h
~pIrit that nearly thre'-tOurthS az IN
NATAL lnSS,.$ wrr" wiped out. Violent
fluctuations followed. hut most % Inc
struggle WAS al al cHd III nail An hnuE'
WIKI prices then ut about the level at
which III" market finished. Scarcely
anything except tho news from WASH
inrtnn and Ottawa appeared to attract
uttcntion.
Renewal Of acute weakness and n
fresh display OF activity suddenly DC
vclupcd after midday and the chi'r
speculative option. July, broke almost
aS sharply as at the outset. when q
tumble Of H.. 10 Sis took place. Tn"
c.luSn OF the new furry WIS peace talk
started by Il rumor that President Will
sons friend. Colonel r.. NJ. House. had
l."rn invited To Berlin. Luck If any
confirmation OF the rumor. however. led
10 a quick rally. Jumps OF thr"c cents
between trades occurred in the May de-
livery at the time that excitement was
at 4 climax and May prices had been
smashed overnight - cents.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
DEPRESSION IN
STOCK MARKET

NEW YORK. May 1.-THE stock
market WAS again under 4 cloud OF 10
preston today. that condition being
less pronounced as TO the general list.
however. that in the far more active
operations OF the previous day. Ap-
prehension concerning foreign affairs
was increasingly acute. especially n
connection with the situation II RuS-
STA.
Further selling OF representative Sc
curitieS III severe concessions was
again the oyerShadowing feature. and
served as 4 constant restraint in
other quarters. Many theories weTr
offered III explanation Of the lnceSSant
offerings OF investment rails, IN" Pc
lief perSisting that hey represented
liquidation by important financial III
tcreStS.
Trading in the prominent industc!-
ais was extremely professional, United
States Steel almost. duplicating yes
;erday'S minimum NJ IL after an hd-
vance 20 11l"s and closing af il""o.
q net loss of IS. Most OF the equip
mentS. munitions and var supply
shares were iow"; by one or TWO
points.
Chief among tho more extreme re-
ceSsions of the day were Norfolk IL
Western. which fell 81 10 ITS. Louis
vile L. Nashivli" "a III 70. New York,
Chicago & s.. Louis second preferred
4 TO 81 and Wheeling X Lake Erie "a
TO 81 Il.
Total sales amounted 10 $4,000
shares.
Sigh. Improvement . in foreign So
sues featured thr dull and uncertaia
bond market. Total sales tpar valueJ
agaregated S3.G2U.V0Q.
United States bonds were unchanged
on call.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
LOGAN s. BRYAN'S CLOSING STOCK
LETTER.

(By private wire IL y. l.. MaS:ea 4 Coz
NEW YORK. May 3.--priccs. wece
again lower. TIL" Introduction OF 4 bill
in congress having AZ its object the
regulation ~ prices on necessities rN-
ertcd Il depressing fn;tueaCe. The coal
ers were among the sufferers on the
idea that product may b" subjected to
a maximum price. Thr H"wS from the
other side suggested diSScntiou in not
only Germany bur also in Russia, and
much serious Side ration was given
to the reports 70 III" effect that stun<S
efforts viii be m;uic by the Centrn:
Powers to prcmot. Il separate peace with
Russia. Nhii" III. ihuma element Is
strongly against separate peace. Stlll
there appears (" b. L faction consisting
OF socialists ana militar;St< whr how"
TeGtnnic uat"linu:in and who may Gu
terrain pc0rnSalS.
At any rate. til" S'.ri".iSn">S ut things
in the vent ~ :, Weakening IN E:USSi;t
in their applirailou t" ;hc United States.
is fully realized ami - causing mitch
INDIGESTION III nearly all circles. urw thar
governmental! ;n"n"iu. has h"com" Il
live IS$u,.. :H"rI i!!:.udinG buyers OF
I'll" uatt"u"i :$sitr ~. selling S"rUviti, =
Uf "t;:cr types. Which probably VIII
Cu:t.nu, '!"g. :>H !:!G..i.;?it.. p,l :nd a;:d
t"uG i a--:aIa;" tr"ii l stock market
!i"W point. an already unsettled STAG
% affairs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
Butter, Eggs and Cheese

NEW YORK. May a.-Ruttcr-Unsct-
tied. Creamery higher than extras.
40lr n ilc: creamery extras t!2 ScOrG).
Ahc: irsts. IS. q "1i: seconds. p q
CSC.
I.ggs-S,cady. Fresh gathered extras.
%S1sc: fresh gathered storage packed
iirsts. 81 !. Il SOC; fresh gathered 'lrsts.
34m:ac; state. Pennsylvania and nearby
western hcnncry whites. fine IN fancy.
36T3Gl.r; State. Pennsylvania and near
By henncry browns. 36M36hc.
Chcnsn--1rrcGular. State fresh spe-
rials. 2fa4 N2Sc; do average run, 26A ~
iac.
"lc: turkeys. l5Ml.C.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

ed AS fcvcrish as q week ago. Price,
were generally higher. some secured
woods showing very considerable al
vanccs. although the market was crratte.
I'm the west tho market has been veg
active. In northern Montana consideH-
able wool was taken. and much activity
was reported in Wyoming. Il
Manufacturers are receiving ordcAe
Tor military goods more generally tnap
heretofore. Prcf"rmcnt is given the
larger mills because of their capacity r
MAX. quick deliveries" :.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
BOSTON COPPER STOCKS

WHEELING, W. Va, May !. II.
Furnished The InreIHgencer BY 4. e.
Masteu Il Co. members New York Stock
Exchange. National Bank OF West Vir'
giniI building. Wheeling. w. Va Louis
l. Brand manager.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
PITTSBURGH STOCKS

WHEELING. w. VA, May I. l..
Furnished Tile IntrllEeurer by A. e
MaStnu d Co. members New York Stock
Exchange. National Bank OF West Vir-
GINA building. Wheeling. w. Va Louis
III In:IuICnr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
N. Y. STOCK EXCHANGE

WUr.Fl.LN'i. W. Va. May |. l..
Furnished The lnte1llxeucrr by a. E
Masten X 20. members New FORK STOCK
Exchange. National Eank or West Vir'
Eiu:;, building. Wheeling. w. Va Louis
F. Brand. manager
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
Standard Oil Subsidiary Stocks

WHEELING. W. Va. May I. l..
Furnished The lniclnernrer by =. l..
MaSten & Co. members New York Stock
Exchange. National Bank OF West Flr-
GINA building. Wheeling. w. Va Louis
l. Brand. manager.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
NEW YORK CURB MARKET

WHEELING. W Va. May /. II.
Furnished The lnIcu;Ernrcr ny 4. f..
Masten & Co. members New York StocH
Exchange. National Bank OF West Vir-
glua building. Wheeling. W. Va Louis
T. brand. manager.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
NEW YORK COTTON MARKET

WHEELING, W. Va. May !. Il.
Furnished The lnte1l1Eercer by 4. T.
Masreu e. Co, members New York Stock
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
GAINS CONTINUE IN
WHEELING CLEARINGS

Gains continue in the Wheeling hank
;u.. clr.riu.; the total Yesterday being
$a,iu. i%jlS. compared with $316.Io2'o !
Tor the same day last May. IL gam Oh
$l9".n4%lI. or go rcr-cenL;
I'nr the month IL dat" the total IS ~
ri%.gI5a%. compared with $l.622 a1i.ib'
an increase OF 1891. 061.1I. or 3i.9 per-
cont.
Figures for the month in detail fol-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

STATE II Wcs; Virginia. County II Ohin. IS:
l. = ". LETTERS. cashier ~ the ah"rnam"d bank.
iu >nlrnlS tia; the Hmnr statement Is true 70
The best 81 knuwI"d: and briirf.
T. W LETTERS. Cashier.
SUBS shed and Iw"rn lr"rot- me h' t'h day Of
N,y me-. FRANK FAIRS. N"ta'y Public.
NV rnn,inis.iun expires nr,rtEbrr H. l"l?
Correct Attest: F G. HOFFMANSl
John J.. DIt'kEi. Directors
GEu. j. ROGERS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
PETROLEUM

| OIL rlTf. i'a.. May 4.--Crrdit bal
>G.2"3. Shipments. $3.50; average. H.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
MONEY.

NEW YOEK,May 4:-Mercantile papst
~. IS per cent. Sterling ~ G5 D9
cent; sterling. co day bills s4.I2. Com
| mcrcial ca day bills on banks, S4.7lG.
''onmerc:al 50 day hills $+s7lH: demand den dn
si15 9.l6: cables E!5 a ~, fr aiids &c
| demand 80 5-lGc; cables +1c. I.ircs, de-
maud $7.u2: cables SOL. Rubles. de-
maud $3.50: cables $3.50: Bar silver
75hc Mexican dollars 5sc. Govern
''' Time ne loans firmcr: GO days, ~ 94h:
40 days and six months ~: Q4% per
cent.
| low 3 per cent: ruling rate per CENT:
/ last loan 81. per cent: closing bid per
cent; offered at 81. per cent. \
METALS. !
/ NEW YORK May tn: metal eS-
change quoted lead nominal: spot loo
! hid: Spcltcr easy. spot East st. LOUIS
: delivery ~ M9i:c.' Al London lead ESQ
| los: Speltcr fJi.
! Corner firnlcr: rcr,rolytic spot and
! second quarter $3i."v4' 800; later de-
! liverieS $2S.00M $500.
! Iron firm and unchanged.
Metal exchange quotes tin firm; spot
! $3.50 Il $500.
| At London spot copper $50; futures
El29 los: clectrolytic fl+e; spot tin 1921;
futures 1921 los.
SUGAR.
NEW YORK. May Raw sugar
steady: centrifugal G.27: molasses $3.50;
refined steady; fine graduated S7.5o1
! $50.
| Futures opened quiet but easier undee
! scattered liquidation. At noon prices
| were to 1 points net lower.
! Closed steady | 10 points lower:
| sales 1850 tons: May 53l: July t6.45;
| SepIe!tIb~r $5.52: December SSH.
1
| NEW YORK. May 4.---Coffee. Rio No.
: l04c; futures steady; May 1.96c; July
J N.l5c.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
WOOL

BOSTON. May 4.-Fh" Commercial
Bulletin will say tomorrow:
Business has continued at II steady
pace in the WOOL market during the past
week, although the demand hardly seem
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05
LOCAL STOCKS

WHEELING, W. Va. May 4. II.
Daily quotation list OF tho wheeling stock E1.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

CHICAGO. May itCrcints
90 .un0: weak. TO 10 cents under ycst"r'
DAYS average. Bulk. sl5.60G 1855;
light. <II.75m 1915: mi>td. s!5.$nGI
Il 10. heavy. $li""5 n lao: rough. $lJ.-j
n lis: pigs. $In.uum 1850.
Cattle--itcc"ipts 200; steady Native
beef cattle Sa.9hM13.Iu: $iUckrrs and
FEEDERS. S7.l5M $50; COWS and hcifcrs
yG,.im.Il.iI: calves $>.Ipfi 1925.
Sh"rr--HrcCipis 6.U0G; strong. Wclh-
CrS SGl2IFi 1875: ewes. $l0.SqGf 1915
lambs, $l".Jr Il i..Gj.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

Whitaker IirS>nrr Co. p!rf ........ ,..... l..
do common ...................3 $40 llG?j %2j
Fo,,n,is Gla.ST Transfer hooks close Junee s. for
extra ~. per cash dividend PAYABLE Juno u.
Central GaSs-'rralsfcr books close May 20, for Il
ucr cent cash dividend. PAYABLE June !.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

Ills. .$a.1l%.gl5.@3 $l,622,Si7.At- 5+.9
Inc. 5 S9l.g61.11.
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Charter NJ. :lgi Rrs.rv. pi.ir.r; No. l.
EFFORT uF TIE CONDITION nF THE
National Exchange Bank
OF Wheeling

~ Wheeling III ,hc state 81 IVES; Virginia. a; the
rlnsr e.! Ir..,t,>> IN Na' !. 49,,
RESul'E''ES.
Loans and q. ,""rii'S. Se.;hS.?S..0'
A,rIalIr, Il ;h> bank
purchased ur discounted. 10000 n"
r,,ar loan, .......... s3iIS.n>@. a.
n,crdr,,,> ;,,,,.,.nr,.I ..-.......... - "a
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

Exchange. National Bank OF West FiT-
sinia building. Wheeling. w. Va LOUIS
f.. brand. manager.
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plTTSETRGH. May 4.-Cat

plTTSErRGH. May .i.-Cattlc -
Steady: supply light. choice, SlU.I3 2
II. 40: primo. Sll.1Jff 1875.
Shccp-Stcady: supply liGn'. Prime
wcih"r SlH.73M -: Gull and common.
Ct M: lambs. 5000 I'll i."I:' veal
calves. $4,000 1870.
iloGs-Strady; receipts. 10 double
decks Prime h'nvi"S. &iil0M 1916;
mcdnniT. $lG.unM 1926, heavy norkGrs,
$li ~ a son: light I"rk"rs. $4,000
II -: pigs. $l3.p0M l&.Hn: ruuGhs. Slf.00
II 100
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-" w -
= valued $3.50. Ohn.

Total SNarr% 1SI,HWV.
Bonds ,par valurJ $3.6i0.Onn
ND--F.x-tIlv. $500 reg. payable May | )
t2I-t.S-diV. $l.50 reg. payable June l..
t3)---EX-dlv. per cent account ar
rclrS, May %.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1917-05-05

NEW YORK. May 4.---Coffee. Rio No.
: l04c; futures steady; May 1.96c; July
l5C
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23
THE ONE MAN SYSTEM

Kindly disposed persons who are
Interested In the prevention Of eter
raj consequences should take note II
the fact that our most priced institu
ton. the family, has gone far enough
In its exploitation of fathers earning
ability. Only within the last half cen
fury or so has it been the practice for
enc lone member of the family Ia
grab enough of the worlds goods to
support all the others In idleness and
social hilarity. II hasn't been long
since mother and the boys regularly
took a hand In the getting. and occas.
ionally even the. girls helped out Y
little.
Attention Is also called to the fact
that the one man system Of support Is
OILY an experiment. II is subject Ia
change without notice. and without
quarter. Honest. simple minded folk
end all other are warned that there
will doubtless be a little weeping and
wailing and crashing of teeth when
the break comes II we don't take
care. there may be considerable more
than little. and pessimistic philoso
phies and Utopian dreams may have
I" be resorted to.
Some of the more excitable friends
OF man say that 1t is high time tina,
Cur sons and daughters be provided
with something other than advantages
end that they be taught to expect
something besides allowances and pa
trimonies. Alarmists are foreseeing
oil sorts of dire conditions-a race
Of spineless dependents. trying to CO.,
lect the living that some fool has said
TIE world owes them not being the
least of such conditions. Although II
will not be so bad as that, we may
with propriety start a modest prepar-
alton by making It a felony for par
eLts to provide their children with
nothing but advantages. We may thus
some measure alleviate the miserlS
Il tomorrow.-From Judge.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23
WHY MEN HATE THEIR
RELATIONS

Relationship amounts to a license
70 be rude. to the right to exact res
pect from the young and service from
the old; there is the fact that, howev-
Or high you may rise In the world.
your aunt will never see 1t. There Is
also the fact that II your aunt does
see It. she brags Of II behind your
back and insults you about II to your
face. There is all that, but still ! be-
ieve that one could to q certain ev-
tent agree with ones relations II one
met only those who are Of ones own
age. for compulsory groupings OF Eco
pie Of the same age are not always
unpleasant; boys are happiest at
school, and there is a fine fellowship
and much merriment In armies. On
the other hand, there often reigns q
peculiar dislike In offices. do not
want to conclude too rashly, bu' can
not help being struck by the fact that
in a school or In an army the differ
ences of age are yerv small. while In
an office or family they are consid
cradle. Add on to the difference CT
age compulsory intercourse, and you
have the seeds of hatred.
This applies particularly whore the
units of family are adult. The child
loves the grown ups because he al
mires them; little later he fluids
them OUT still little later, he let's
them see that he has found them out.
and then finally life begins. In many
cases II is quite terrible life. and
the more united the family is the more
II resembles the union between the
shirt of Nessus and Hercules back.
But II must be endured because we
have no Observation-Disclosures Maya
zine.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound as she had taken Il with good
results. ] did 30, my weakness dis
appeared, gained in strength, moved
into our new home, did all kinds Of
garden work, shoveled dirt, did build
ing and cement work, and raised hun
dreds Of chickens and ducks. ! cam
not say enough In praise Of Lydia 4.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ard
II these facts are useful you may pub
lish them for the benefit Of other
women. Mrs. M. o. JOHNSTON, Route
d, Box 100, Richmond, Ind.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23
Helped by the Saloon.

"If any man here" shouted the
temperance speaker, "can name an
honest business that has been helped
by the saloon, will spend the rest Of
my life working for the liquor people"
A man in the audience arose. II con-
slider nay business an honest one." he
said, 4" and 1t has been helped by the
saloon"
"What is your businessf" yelled the
orator.
81 sir" responded the man. "am an
undertaken"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

from my age that
when goin up
stairs | had to 60
very slowly with
my hands on the
steps, then sit down
at the top to rest.
The doctor said he
thought / should
have an operation,
and my friends
thought would not
live 70 move into
our new house. Ny
day1Ubtor aska1 mo
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

When a mother begins to tell her
children how smart their father is.
they look at her as reproachfully as
II they thought she was losing her
mind.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

After girl hypnotizes young man
into buying her solitaire she begins
20 wonder what she could do with
some other chap II It were not to late.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Making q million dollars looks CON-
paratively easy to the man who has
been trying to get crying baby to
sleep.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

A shrewd man is waiting at the door
when he expects opportunity to knock
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23
Most OF the worlps heroes dwell be-
tween the covers OF novels.

The secret of Doctors success
lies in knowing how long he can keep
wealthy patient alive without dis
gushing him with the mode Of treat
ment.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

or course II was an Irishman who
said "If you cast Yankee on u
iesert island he'll be up early the next
rorning selling maps Of the place TO
the inhabitants''
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

A woman says man 10 only half a
man until he gets married. Yes, and
even then he II seldom the whole
show.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

A regular woman Is always glad
when her husband has q holiday. so
that he can put In about eighteen
hours doing odd jobs at home. v.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

After a man gets about so full he
can make himself believe that other
men think he is perfectly sober.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Occasionally a man may blacken his
accusers In an attempt to whitewash
himself.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

II we ever attempt to paint pic
ture of cupid II will look more like q
girl with a fish net than boy with
q bow and arrow.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Many man who takes himself ser
iously is considered joke by others
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

The average woman worries more
about her complexion than she does
about her prospective harp and crown.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

The average man knows how to do
another mans work better than he
knows how to do his own.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Some husbands would do almost
anything to render their wives un-
speakably happy.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

The leap year girl still has plenty
If time to look before she leaps.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

You can Judge no woman's sense OF
bumor by the way she giggles at her
husbands jokes.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Nature cannot jump from winter to
summer without spring, nor from
simmer TO winter without a fall
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

When a man sneers at a woman's
business ability he makes noise
like sour grapes. ga"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Mans inhumanity to man has put
thousands OF lawyers on easy street.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

About the only difference between
repartee and impudence Is In the size
OF the man who says II.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

When two men are talking eacl
tries. to work in his hobby first. so az
to head off he other.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Some men. like bricks, are always
hard pressed for cash.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Speaking of batters, the buckwheat
brand is as popular as the baseball
kind.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

It is better to be run down by q
chauffeur than by an evil tongue.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Some men are such tightwads tina
they won't even lend trouble withou
good security.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

There is nothing 80 likely to make
q man sconomize az the lack Of
money.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

A shiftless man is always boasting
0. what he would do II he had the
money.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Many loafer thinks he IL killing
time. but time continues to do busi-
ness at the old stand.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

When a man tells another that he
understands women he is then classed
as an easy mark.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1917-11-23

Isn't 1t a shame that the highes
praise man ever gets comes out a
his funeral?