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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
RAILROADS
ASK BOOST
Want, Increase Of Freight and Pas
senoer Rates to Pay Extra
Salaries Under Adam
son Law.

limited Press Leased Wire Service. ]
WASHINGTON. March pa gen.
era1 Increase from ten to fifteen per-
cent in all freight and passenger
rates to cover the Increased cost of
operation under the arrangem ents on
law, is asked by all the railroads of
the country in petition laid before
the interstate commerce commission,
the receipt Of which was announced
today.
The roads. petition stated that Gin
our opinion the only practical method
of securing proper relief is by per-
centage advancement in all rates.
This, of course. should be adequate
to cover the effect of the Adarnson
law and other wage increases already
made and those which will naturally
follow together with increases in the
cost of fuel, material and supplies"
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WOMEN An WAR
PRIZE OF GERMANS
fContinued from Page L.

French civil population to exist. All
speak gratefully of American aid.
"Please have some Coffee said
a woman near ham early TO-DAY, as
we passed through. Its American
coffee. sweetened with American SUI
gar. This bread is American bread.
We have American salt, American
lard and pepper and vinegar-and ev,
serything. / don't know what We would
have done without this food.
Before the Germans left, we were
allowed to draw enough food supplies
to last us for three or four days. ]
understand some did not draw this
advance-and those are now the hun
cry ones. H.,
The woman who spoke, had six
months old baby in her arms and Watn
her were FOUR other children-all
hers-and her grandmother.
All these were driven from the re-
zion of st. Quentin by the Germans
The wo1nau's husband was forced tc
leave for the interior Of Belgium or OF
Germany to work The family had not
heard from him since.
Is Play for Time.
rBy Lowell Mellett, United Press
Staff Correspondent
LONDON, March 23.-British mill
tary experts today saw play fol
time as the reason behind the Ger
man retirement on the western front
II is an attempt to husband hel
resources of men, in the hope of de
ferring the allied offensive. In the
meantime, Germany hopes her sub
marine blockade will bring the en-
tente to starvation.
According to the British military
experts, Germany's leaders have for
seen the necessity of combating very
soon an offensive from the entente
of unprecedented power.
Tue German militarist machine Is
coldly calculating the necessity o.
saving as many men as possible fol
the manning of Germany's industries
after the war, realizing the nation
will be hard put to survive in the
fierce comm ercial war which will fol
low peace. Withdrawal and devasta
ton of the land intervening between
the old line and the new "Hinden
burg line means the allies, befor,
they can start their grand offensive
must rebuild everything. They mus
fight over desert.
In the meantime. Germany hope'
her submarines will accomplish eco
nomic defeat Of the allies.
Captives to the Front.
LAUSANNE, Switzerland, March %
Germany has sent many of her car
tfves TO the front lines of battle a
reprisais, according to a stateInen
Issued by the International Red Cros
today. The statement said the Re
Cross was endeavoring to dissuad
the German authorities from sue
form Of reprisals.
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American Red Cross. Movie stars
will stage a big ball game and Jim
Jeffries will umpire.
Cecil b. DeMille, motion picture
director, is reported to have order.
ed half dozen machine guns with
which to arm 4 volunteer force re-
cruited at his studio.
Subscriptions are being taken for
construction of $4,000 barracks
for the Hollywood battalion of coast
artillery.
Patriotic Meeting.
KANSAS CITY, Mo-, March 20
Tomorrow Kansas City viii be city
Of flags, in preparation for the most
enthusiastic patriotic meeting held
kere since the days of. the Spanish
American war.
; The meeting will be held tomorrow
night at Convention hall at the call
of Mayor Edwards, who has asked
in proclamation that Kansas City UNI
| furl her flags and show to the world
her patriotism.
Senator James A. Reed, Missouri's
Junior senator, who has declared we
already ARE in state of war with
Germ any," limited we should send
troops to the French front, will be
the principal speaker.
The Italians of the city are ex-
pected to march to the hall In a
body. Sections of booths have been
reserved for patriotic societies.
Billy Sundays Prayer.
NEW YORK, March 23.-Billy Sun
days new tabernacle, erected in New
/ York to help him change the sinful
! ways Of this metropolis. will be
turned into a recruiting station In
! the service of the United States army
| in the event Of war That's the mes
sage Billy delivered to New York
through an interview in Buffalo pub.
! lished here today.
Jesus, you're sure taking lot OF
! back talk from the kaiser" the evan
gelist declared. II wish. Lord he
continued. you'd tell America tic
| wipe Germany off the map, even as
YOU commanded Israel to destroy the
corrupt and idolatrous Canaanites.
/ "And I'll turn that New York tab
ernacle into a recruiting station II
congressl1 only say the word.
Jesus shall be our commander
and He has Won Hindenburg beaten
tc a FRAGILE"
New Workers. Plan.
NEW YORK. March. 23.-The
American army, 100000 strong, fight
ing in the trenches of France ant
led by Colonel Roosevelt, is the
answer 5000 persons who packed
Madison Square garden, would give
to Germany.
| Though the colonel was not at the
garden last night, he sent letter
which precipitated a near-riot o.
enthusiasm when it was read.
Before the meeting broke up, every
person had voted for a resolution
calling upon congress to declare i'm
mediately after it convenes that q
state of war exists with Germany.
Elihu Root, President John G. Hib
ben OF Princeton and others, deliv
cred patriotic addresses.
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Enlistment Falls on.

limited Press Leased VIZ o9-r
SEATTLE, Washn., MaIcn , w nst
,;stm ents In the army and navy ss h
have been lower than ever s lnorrs.
cali for special session wilson W d
was made by President W. tods!
cording to recruiting omc e,ort TT
Army and navy officers That hat dipl
It was the same the week elm una vi
matte relations were broken
Germany. Goo declars
mat its enlistments have oe s,, 4
duced fifty percent sines - repcrts !
made and the army ONCE
falling off. -;re corps >
Recruiting in the n1:rine
been up to standard
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GETTING READY
FOR ACTUAL WAR
CONTINUED from Page ~

ference reported under way at i'm
,nerial German grand war headquar-
tiers which will be attended by the
kaiser. Won Hindenburg and Chan
cellor Won Bethmann-Hollweg, osten-
sibly to plan more aggressive land
and sea moves by Teuton forces.
This conference may have vital
effect upon Germany's future pol
icies. :
The one ray Of hope in the dark
situation is that Germany may be
forced into an early peace. The aa-
ministration believed today it had
successfully headed off any neutral
m ediation move by declaring in adj
vance against such step.
Suggestions still credited to the
Swiss minister a hand in spreading
the pro-German mediation story, but
there was also some suggestion to-
day that the administration itself
might have INSPIRED" the report
and sauelched it as warning to
neutrals not to interfere.
The state department officially de-
clared today that 1t had not received
an offer Of mediation to head Off
war between the United States and
Germany. The Encouragement which
Secretary Lansing and other officials
heaped upon the project yesterday
probably will prevent any neutral
from formally offering mediation
services.
Retired officers Called In.
WASHINGTON. March 23.-The
navy has recalled into active service
large numbers of the retired officers.
Secretary Daniels announced today.
Utter inadequacy Of officers per-
sonnet resulted in this order, which
follows closely the order for the adj
vancing graduation Of two classes OF
the Annapolis naval academy.
In an effort to virtually cut in
half the time required for con-
str,,cting naval destroyers, and to
mobilize all available ship building
resources sor the construction of
these vessels. a conference Of Amerf-
can ship builders will be held at the
neyy department tomorrow.
, The New York Ship Building cor
poration, the Fore River Ship Build
ing company, the Newport News com
,pany and Cramps of Philadelphia.
will be represented as will every ship
ward which has ever built a destroyer
or which can build one.
An extreme effort will be made to
build the destroyers in ten to fifteen
months twenty-five to twenty-feur
/ months has been the customary per.
iod
No limit will be placed upon ex.
tension of the navy in destroyers,
sutm arines and submarine chasers
other than the physical capacity OF
the country's ship yards to turn out
the vessels.
While fifteen destroyers are al
ready specifically authorized, Score
! tary Daniels announced the depart
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
rransferred Broom rexas.

limited Press Leased Wire Service1
Ell, PASO, Texas, March 23.-Four
regiments of United States regulars
were today transferred from Ell Paso
to other points.
It was said that the troops will be
used "for service at civilian military
training camps" The Thirteenth cav
airy and Seventh infantry were or
dered to central departments camps.
the Fourth field artillery to the west
ern department camps and the Sev-
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
PEOPLE ARE R1LED
UP OVER WAR
Continued from page ~

means peace-at any +price men. They
voted overwhelmingly for President
Wilson last fall and by those who
claim to know the situation are re-
garded as strongly behind President
Wilson now. Being slow to get into
a fight, they are of a temper which,
when once they start fighting, will be
in favor Of hitting hard and not
quitting until the job IS done.
Doing Their Fit.
LOS ANGELES, Calf, March ga
Southern Californians are doing
their Bit today in the great pre-
paredness wave which is sweeping
the nation.
A canvass of the naval, army and
militia recruiting headquarters shows
that enlistments have increased
somewhat during the last few days.
Plans were announced today for d
monster benefit to raise $50 900 for i
base hospital in Los Angeles for the
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ment would at once order as many
destroyers as can be built In time to
meet the present crisis. II as many
as fifty can be built, they will be
ordered.
Immediate increase Of the destroy
er fleet is the first desire of the navy
department, Daniels announced to-
day. Bids for the fifteen authorized
destroyers will he opened tomorrow.
In addition a hornet fleet Of between
two and three hundred fast motor
boats, submarine chasers "and as
many more as we can get construct
ed. will at once be ordered,
Operate on War Basis.
DAVENPORT, Iowa, March %
The Rock Island arsenal shops VIII be
onerated on a war basis beginning to-
morrow. It was announced that two
ten 4tour shifts would be employed.
The Saturday half holiday is to be
abandoned. Time and a half is to be
paid for all work over eight hours a
day
Watching Aliens.
CHICAGO, March 23.-Government
agents today are watching nearly ESQ
Chicago aliens whom they believe
might prove troublesome in the event
of war with Germany. This state
ment was made by one of the inves-
tigators. He indicated that ten sus-
poets would be arrested Immediately
after declaration Of war. The 9TH
ers will be kept under close surveil-
lance. Several of those who are be-
ing watched are said to have corros-
pended with Former German Ambas-
sador Bernstorff.
r. o. Sampson, chief of the Denver
bureau of investigation, conferred
here with Hinton G. C1abaugh, head
| of the Chicago bureau. Sampson is
enroute to Washington.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
Mako List Of Germans.

limited Press Leased ware osLGA
Ell, PAslO, Texas, March 20 Mey,c
mans here and in northern ~. MA 4,
are being listed by agents u r,tory i
rpartment of Justice, prepai a sscsts
their fnternment. In case OF Ia, l
ton Of war, It was learned ,o c"rchs
secret service men to-day , sS "a
the offices of several pro na.o offs
man mining men in FL fas go AID
buildings today Papers anr nj
were examined by the oI n, IN, b
sumably In connection WI"
vestfgatforls.
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enth cavalry was directed to pr oSs,,
at once to Douglas. Ariz, 70 lea,.
the FIRST cavalry which is oraers Wv, !,
nroceed to western department u'''
ing camps. ~ ,hs q
The dates Of departure ana 'ns =
act destinations of the troops VI
within cid.
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FRENCH CONTINUE
SMASHING AWAY
Continued from page ~

II was noted today, however, that
front dispatches mentioned the bring
ing into action OF heavy artillery, in
dicating a stand or an expected stand
by the enemy.
Russians Whip Turks.
PETROGRAD, March 23.-After
sixteen hours of desperate fighting
Russian forces dislodged the Turks
occupying Aliabad, near Kerinza and
forced them to retreat, today's Off
ciaI statement declared.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
chIc.oo NV stock-cIose.

Chicago Live stock-close.
FURNISHED by Long Commission Col
CHICAGO, March 23.-Hog receipts
$4,000; market slow and weak. Mixed
and butchers. $l4.45@15.10; good
heavy, $14.4O@15.1O; rough heavy.
s14.4O@14.60; light. $14.15@14.45.
Cattle receipts 5000: market weak.
Top s12.65.
weak; top $12.65. Lambs. top $685..
Chicago Live Stock
CHICAGO, March 23.-Hog receipts
$4,000; market slow and strong. Mixed
and butchers. $14.45@15.10; good
heavy, $14.s5015.05; rough heavy,
$14.4O@14.60; light. $14.1b@14.sb;
pigs. s1O.50@14.00. Estimated re-
ceipts tomorrow, $4,000.
Cattle receipts 5000; market weak.
Beeves, S9.2O@12.65; cows and hedf-
ers. s5. 6A@1e.7o; stcckers and feeders,
s6.75@9.65; Texans. $9.50911.0 90;
calves, $10.50@15.00; westerns. $S.75
OIL. 90.
steady. Native, s11.20@12.40; west
ern, $12.OO@12.66; lambs, $12.750
1880; western. $4,000 1885.
Kansas city Live Stock.
KANSAS CITY, March 25.-Cattle
receipts 1000; market steady. steers
SIS. 0O@12.50; COWS and heifers, $500
Oils: stockers and feeders. $500
1850; calves, $s.o0@12.50.
Fog receipts 1000; market steady.
Bulk, $1450@1495; heavy, $14.90@
1900: medium, $14.70@15.00; light.
sheep receipts 1900; market
steady. Lambs, $11.50@15.00; ewes.
$10.50@12.25: wethers. $7.00014.0o.
ct. Louis Live Stock.
EAST ST. LOU-s, March 23-Cat
tie receipts TOO; market steady. Texas
receipts 100; native beef steers, 1850
@12.0O; yearling steers and heNers,
iSS.50011.75; COWS, $5.75@10OO; stock
ers and feeders, 36.0001O.O0; calves,
Texas steers. $500
$50; cows and heifers, }4.1509OO.
Hog receipts 10,500; market steady,
SC lower Mixed and butchers. S14.5O
OHIO; good to heavy, 316.O Ogi 6.D
rough, S13,S5@14.2O; light $3.50
1875; bulk. $14.eo@15.o5; pigs. 1900
@l250.
I Sheen receipts 600; market steady
Ewes, $9.50@12.25: yearlings. $12.76@
14.25: lambs, 413.O0@I5.40.
Omaha Live Stock.
OMAHA, March 23-Cattle receipts
1900; market slow, 10c lower.
steers, $9.25012.40; cows and heif-
ers, $5.75@10.00; stockers and feed
ers, $6.75@10.25; calves, $s.00012.00;
bulls and stays, $7.oo@9.50.
Hog receipts 1880; market steady.
strong. Bulk, $14.4o@14.65; top.
STATS. ~
sheep receipts $500; market
steady, 10@15c lower. Yearlings.
sll.5e@13.25;; we.herss s1e.5e@12.S55;; ;
lambs, s13.75@15.o0; ewes, 10000
1900. 0T9
Chicago Produce.
CHICAGO, March 23.-Butter-Ex-
tras, 40c; f1rsts. 3s@39c; dairy ex-
tras. 351a@37c; dairy Arsts. $50
341kc.
Eggs-ordinary flrsts. 26@26hc;
firsts, 27c.
Cheese-Twins. 24@24hc; Young
Americas, 25@25kc.
Potatoes-Receipts 10 cars; fancy
westerns. $2.50@2.6O; Wisconsins
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THE WEATHER.
Weather Forecast.

weather FORECAST.
~. S. Department of Agriculture
Weather Bureau.l
For Keokuk and vicinity: Fair to-
right and Saturday; cooler tonight;
rising temperature Saturday.
For Iowa: Fair tonight and Satur-
day: cooler extreme east portion to-
night; rising temperature Saturday.
Fresh northwest winds becoming
variable.
For Missouri: Fair tonight and
Saturday; cooler tonight east and
south portions; warmer northwest
portion Saturday. Fresh west winds.
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To Cure a Cold In One Day
take LAXATIVE BROMO QU1NINE
Tablets. Druggists refund money If
1t fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box. 25c.-Adv.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1917-03-23
River Bulletin.
Weather Conditions.

Weather Conditions.
The western depression has deep
ened as it advanced, and forms
marked center of low pressure near
Chicago this morning. ~ - y
High temperatures preceded the
area of low pressure which was fol-
lowed by rain or thunderstorms from
the Missouri river to the western
lakes.
Fair, cooler weather. with freezing
temperature has followed in the
mountain AMI northern plateau re-
Hons this morning, and heavy frost
extended to the southern mountain
region.
Local Observations.
March. Bar. Their. Wind W'th'r
% o. m.-2964 80 Sc Clear
% 7 a. m.-2957 43, w Lt.Rain
Precipitation, 1.01.
stage OF river at a. M, II feet.
Change In "a hours, 4.
Mean temperature, So.
Highest. S..
Lowest, Al.
Lowest last night. 43.
FRED 2. GosEwIsCH,
Observer.
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bushel.
Live poultry-Fowls, 21c; duck,
17@23c; geese. 13Q16c; spring
chickens, 21c; turkeys, zoe.
New York Produce,
NUW YORK, March 23.-F1our ma,
ket dull but firm.
Pork market stronger. Mess SAXON
@36.50. '
Lard market nrmer. Middle vas,
spot s20.l0@20.20.
Sugar, raw, market quiet. Cenritu.
gal test, $5.27@5.46; Muscavado 80
test, $4.5o@4.69.
Sugar, refined, market quiet Cut
loaf. $S.15: crushed, $500; powdered.
$7.1O; granulated, $7.OO@7.50.
Coffee Rio No. Z on spot, 9%n
Tallow market firm. City, 12c
country, 12A @12Nc; special, 12ac,
Hay market firm No. /, slice
LIS; No. 8. s5@95c; clover, 6ocs
$1.o5.
Dressed poultry market strong
Turkeys, 18@34c: chickens, 1896
fowls 1S@28c; ducks, 1s923c
Live poultry market unsettled.
Geese, 15@17c; ducks. 2292Sc; fowls,
% Q26c: turkeys, 25c; roosters, 1sc
ich1ckens, 19@23c.
| Cheese market weak. State milk
common to special, 24h927hc;|
skins, common to specials, 14622c.
Butter market easier. Receipts 5.
l327. Creamery extras, Ale; dai7|
tubs, 3O@41c; imitation creamery
frsts, 31@32c.
Egg market steady. Receipts i,isi
Nearby white fancy, SAC; nearby
mixed fancy, 2s3a030c; fresh, 2SK|
@SOc.
| Horse and Mule Market.
ST. LOUIS, Mo, March 22.-HorsaI
IA run Of about average volume W.
received. affording a welcome relic
to the trade. which has been short OF
horses since a week ago. There an
many buyers In from southern and
eastern sections, providing outlet FOR
many times the available offerings.
Both commercial and European trsd.
ing was spmSred up by the hnpfove-
tment IN receipts and market Wa acl
tive in all GLASSES.
Heavy draft, extra .N5eg5 is
Eastern chunks .....-....-. hog NV
Southern horses, good $500. soqlss
Southern horses, plain ..-.. 6og
Southern horses, common 4Vg !"
Mules-The trade Is now in goo
shape to handle all of the stock ns'
comes, as inadequate offerings OF ny
irst two days left dealers IN need
mules. There was an active demaaa
for anything OF quality and nniN
above 1872 hands; also miners OF any
size and war mules IA to III nanos
1s to 1914 hands 80 800. .- -$l0og.s
IL TO- 151s hands ..-....:.' lsesm
IA to 141s hands .-...-.-' ooai
! 10 to 1871 hands ..-........ 10Y
Plugs ........ go. 90 '-.'' ''S
So Louis Hay.
ST. LOUIS, Mo-, March 2Z-rS ~.
| Market steady; receipts at 81; LOU.
n oars. at East st. Louis, IL can
choice timothy. $1,000; No: timc Sas
s17. 5o019.O0;t No. Q timothy, sioyvs
i7.OO: NO. timothy, s12.eoogif'0"
CHICAGO Seed Market.
CHICAGO, March 22.-Rye-N0'
nominal.
Barley-s1.oo@1.ss.
Timothy-$3.75 @5.T5.
moyer-s12.0011s.0
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PEORIA, H., March 23.-Corn-
Market 2@3c higher. No. 3 white,
s1.141a; No. 3 yellow. No. mixed,
s1.15: No. 4 yellow, s1.14h@115; No.
yellow, No. mixed, s1.14.
Oats-Market IL @2c higher. No
3 white, 62c; No. white, A@62c;
standard, 62c.
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-06

Let us have action, action
instead of songs. We have
spilled rivers of blood; and
what have we accomplished?
The Buddhists have prayer
mills, we have wishmills,"
The Temps recalls the ac-
ton of Fabius, when Rome was
hard pressed by Hannibal, in
yelling the Statue of Liberty on
the Forum, while no constitut-
ed himself dictator; and
quotes the English philoso-
pher, Herbert Spencer, as
likening state activity towards
the outside to the thousand
body activities governed by
only one head.
The Matin concludes its
leading article on this subject
with the words:
To-day we know no civil
rights'-only war rights Let
the civil grandmas sleep over
their tea behind the curtain,
while we men do"
The same idea is expressed
by the Echo de Paris which
says: Let parliament hide its
face until all is over.
LIntransigeant refers to the
absolute dictatorship" of Cen
eral Grant, and to the refusal
of Napoleon to submit to inter-
ference from the convention.
1t is said the press has but
reflected general sentiment in
France and that as a conse-
quence Premier BRAND has
been given virtual dictatOrial
powers,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-06
28 Years Ago Today
(From the Daily East Oregonian
In \

(From the Daily East oregonian
Jan. 6. 1SS9.)
Hon. T. ]. Kirk and Hon. Z. b.
Gambee left for Portland last night
on their way to Salem
The citizens of Spokane Falls feel
quite jubilant over the Inauguration
of the free delivery system.
The genial and ever cheerful H
Macarthur of Weston, is in town.
l. o. Jacks, the well known Center
william, is in town today.
Charley Sharp of Pendleton has
been employed as teacher of the Ad-
ans brass band.
Drs. G. w. King and ]. NJ. Pruett
moved their offices to rooms in the
Thompson -Flack building above the
postoffice.
T. B. Swearingen will leave on to-
morrows train by way Of the o. &
w. 7. r. r for the sound.
The first freight train arrived over
the o. & w. T. R. R. Saturday. 1t
will be a regular thing hereafter.
HoA. w. NJ. Steen is down from
Weston today.
Herbert Stevens, Alba's merchant
is down on visit to Pendleton. His
genial cOuntenance is always welcome,
The weather of this section is 50
exhilaratingly pleasant the readers
OF the East Oregonian will forgive
us for mentioning the fact so Often
Levi Ankeny of Walla Walla and
w. M. LAdd of Portland are register
ed at the Golden Rule Hotel.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1917-01-06
THE ONCE OVER

Gold is generally at premium
when a dentist handles it.
If wishes were automobiles, beg
gars might kick for airships.
Even the summer girl doesn't tritle
with a millionaire's heart.
Some men brag about their wives
as il they wanted to sell them,
No, Cordelia, it isn't the proper
thing to eat prunes with a pruning
knife
Many man who wouldn't make a
wife Of his cook makes a cook of his
wife.
Even an amateur organist can play
a wedding march that is entirely sat
isfactory to the female in the case.
RemOrse is a good deal like a wood.
en- leg-it helps a man on his way
but ne can see where he'd be happier
without it.