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R. W. Trine, Higher powers . mind and spirit-1917-T 3S45.

R. W. Trine, Higher powers of mind and spirit-1s17-T Ss45.
 Fiction
 J. D. Beresford, House-mates- c1917.
 Mrs. B. Brainerd GID How could you, Jean ?-1917.
 K. H. Brown, The wages of hono' and other stories-1917.
 A. Cholmondelay Christine
 J. B. Connolly, Running free-1917. L. Couperus, Twilight of the souls 1917.
 J. o. Curwood, Baree, son of Ka- zan-1917.
 c. Dawson, Seventh Christmas. |1917.
 M. Diver, Unconquered-1917.
 A. c. Doyle, His last bow-c1917. G. Eckhoud, New Carthage-1917. J. Farnol, Definite object.
 N. V. Gogol, The mantle and othax stories, trans. by c. Field.
 B. King, The high heart-4SaV, A. I. Kuprin, The river of life and other stories-1916.
 Mrs. J. B. Lee. The green jacket 1917.
 J. c. Lincoln, Extricating Obadiah |-1917.
 J: Mccabe, The Pope's favorite- 1917.
 e .McCutcheon, Green fancy l1917 G. " McFadden. The honest law yer-1916
 H. McGrath, The luck of the Irish 1917.
 c. Mathewson. Second base Sloan 1917. S. Merwin, Temperamenta1 Henry c1917.
 E. P. Oppenheim Cinema murder R. D. Paine, Sons of Eli.
 H. B. Porter, Dormie one-1s17. Mrs. A. c. Rice, GID Calvary alley |-1917
 R. Sabalini, The snare-1s17.
 -'Sapper,' No mans land-1917. R. Sawyer, Herself, himself, and myself-1917.
 Mrs c. U. sidgwick. Salt of the earth.
 F R. sterret, William and Villa nina-1917.
 E. W. Thomson. Old man sayarin stories-1917. M. widemer, wishing-ring man 1917.
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 w. H. Molesworth, Spons' electrical pocket t-book-1916-C 3312.
 W. A. Lippincott, Poultry produc- ion-c1916-U1769.
 H. F. Osborn, Origin and evolution of life-1917-Z 4339.
 W. A. Stocking-Manual Of milk products-1917-U 1921. G.. Supino, Land and marine Diesel engines-1917-I 8928.
 Gardening
 FEE. Palmer, Miladys house plants I-1917-U 1342. U 1255.
 F. F. Rockwell, Around the year in the garden-1917-U 1875.
 E. D. Smith, Smiths chysanthemum manual-1g13-U All.
 H. H. Thomas Fruit growing for amateurs-1916-U 1437.
 H. H, Thomas, Round the year in the garden-U 1437. H. H. Thomas, Vegetable growing for amateurs-U 1437. Literature c. E. Bedihofer, Russian anthology in English-1917-K 733. The Biblot, 21 v-K 0539. G. Broadhurst, Bought and paid ' Ifor-c1910-16-D 158. w. Bynner, Grenstone poems c1917-D 270. E. o. Cochran, Wilderness rose c1916-D/ 195.
 J. H. Combs, ed, All that's Ken tucky-1915-D 298. J. W. Cunliffe, ed, Poems of the great war-1917-D O1O7
 Greek Anthology, V. Loeb classical Ifbrary-1917-D 7175. O. Herford, Confessions of cari- caturist-1917-D2 2197. | D. H. Holmes, Under fools cap 1914-D 2212.
 S. Teasdale. Love songs-1s17-D 2434.
 c. " Bos, comp. and ed., Dutch folk songs-F 7553. | B. Brewer, Piano mastery-2d sev. |-1915-17-F 761. | K Cheatham, A nursery garland c1917- F 76S4. | c. Cui, Compositions 7606.
 o. Duryea, Dance songs of the na- tions-19Os-R 6129.
 A. c. Liadoff, Compositions 77ss.
 R. Newmarch, Six Russian songs F 1929.
 K. schindler, Century of Russian songs-F 1889.
 P. I. Tschaikowsky, Eugene Onegin I-c1907-F 7946
 Twenty-Five best folk songs; Ger man, French and Italian-F 7949.
 F. J. Wishaw, First Album of Rus sian songs.
 Fine Arts
 F. H: Bigelow, Historic silver of the colonies and its makers -1917-F 240.
 K. Cox, Concerning painting-1s17 IF 8103.
 J. T. Fallon, ed, How to make con- crete garden furniture-1917-U 1143.
 Psychology and Religion
 H. W. Dresser, The victorious faith l-1917-T 0626.
 M. Gorky and others, The shield I1s17-T 2173. | A. S Hoyt, Work of preaching l1s17-T 9214. J. A. Hill, Psychical investigation i-1917-T 57O3. t ...-..5
 G. T. W. Patrick, Psychology Of re- laxation-1916-T 5S44.
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 T. l.. Stoddard, Present-day Eur ope; it's national states of mind-1917 -E 0422
 French Manuals for Soldiers
 A. Coleman and A. M. LaMeslee, Le soldat Americain en France-c1917- L 396.
 w. M. Gallichan, comp. The sol diers' English and French conversa- tfon book-1917-L 516r.
 J. A. Picard, Cortina French-Eng- fish military manual-1917-L 3352
 Military and Naval Science
 c. B. Baker, Transportation of troops and material-19O5-S 523.
 H. G. Ball, Digest of Davis military law of the United States and the man. ual for -martial-1917-M 624
 J. J. Boniface, Manual of instruction of the non-commissioned officers ot a troop of cavalry in security and in- formation, with a scheme for pro- gressive instruction in that subject |c1904-S 551.
 c. V. A. Eley. How to save big ships from sinking even though torpedoed- 1915-S 5135.
 H. von Kiesling, Battle orders-1911 -S 5243.
 W. S. Littleton, Trumpeter's hand book and instructor-c1902-0 -05-S 527O. K. B. Mcclellan, machine gun prac- tice and tactics for officers, N. c. O.'s and men-1917-S 5280. L. McLaglen, Bayonet fighting I1917-S 52S2. F. c. Marshall and G. S. Simonds A military primer including an outline of the duties and responsibilities o1 the military ofession-c1916-s i5289. Medicine and Hygiene w. Brady, Personal health-1916- M 256. B. L. Eliason, First aid in emer. gencies-c1917-M 4135. V. Havard, Manual of military hy Egiene-1917-M 2190. - R. G. Heiner, Physiology, first ait land naval hygiene 1192. A. P. Mathews, Physiological chem. Iistry-1916-M 1293. M 2317. Mrs. L. G. Straus, Disease in milk l1917-M PAPA. Reference P. Monroe, Source book of the his ltory of education--1915-X 3313 =. New Haven. Colony historical SO ciety. Ancient town record-1917-N 4827. N. Stowe, Sixty years recollection of Milford-1917-X 4S04. Sociology 1 R. H. Blanchard, Liability and com lpensation insurance -1917-S 145. c. H. Douglas, Government of tn, people in the state of Connecticut I1917-S 3125. F. K. Feagle, Social problems il Porto Rico-c1917-S 7152. 1 A. Hawes, Women as munitiol workers-1917-S 9701. B. O. Hough, Practical exporting l1915-S 1914. K. Liebknecht, Militarism-1s17-s l426s.
 l B. Russell, Political ideals-1s17- S 1880. St. Louis City Plan Com, Problem
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 o. I. and M. o. Woodley, Profession of eaching-1917-S2
 Biography
 Plutarich, Niclas and Alciblades tr. by B. Perrin-1912-920 P.
 A. Rothschild, Honest Abe-1917- B L..
 H. F. B. Wheeler. Boys life of Lord Kitchener-B K.
 Wayne Whipple, The story-life of hington-c1911-B w. History and Travel ] C. w. Barron, Mexican problem 1 1917-A FPS.
 J. Fox, IT,, Blue grass and rhodo- dendron-1914-V 9156. | P. B. Jenkins, Thee battle of West port (Kansas) 19O6T7A 523o. ' Russian realities and problems I1917-V 6S80.
 w.. von Schieerbrand, Austria-Hun- gary-1917-E 6889. 1 oI of sia-1916-V 6920. i Food and Cookery
 F. Crissey, Story of foods-1917- U 11O4.
 A. L. Handy, War fooa-1s17-U I51S5
 W. S. Gibbs, Minimum cost of liv- [ing-1917-s 6156.
 Mrs. J. M. Hill, Cakes, pastry and dessert dishes-1917-U 520S.
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 A. w. McCann, Thirty cent bread t1917-S 6277.
 c. o'Brien, Food preparedness for United States-1917-S 6336.
 o. Powell, Successful canning and preserving 1855.
 Mrs. B. H. s. Richards; Cost o1 food-1917-S 2372.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1917-12-10
: FOR [UNBAGO Try Musterole. See How
 Quickly It Relieves


 You just rub Musterole in briskiy, and usually the pain is gone-a delicious soothing comfort comes to take its place. Musterole is a clean, white ointment made with oil of mustard. Use it instead of mustard plaster. Will not blister.
 Many doctors and nurses use Muster ole and recommend it to their patients. They will gladly tell you what relief fl gives from sore throat, bronchitis, croup stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains, and aches of the back or joints, sprains sore muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted feet colds of the chest (it often prevent pneumonia. Always dependable.
 30 and 60c jars; hospital size $2.50
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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
MR.. TwINING COMPUTED BY
THE FACTS

DlREcToR TwINING and the Public
Service Commission might as well
recognize now as at any other time the
fact that the people Of this city are
determined to have an improved rapid
transit system. The cost is a secondary
matter. Every attempt to frighten the
people away from the project which they
have Overwhelmingly indorsed will fail.
But the facts regarding the cost con-
flute all the wailings of the Director Of
Transit. The people voted s6.o0O,Ooo for
starting the work In 1915 .onehalf for
the Frankford elevated and one.half for
the work under the City Hail. The esti-
mated cost OF the Frankford line was
80 934, 900. Contracts for It's construc.
ton were awarded in the fall OF 1915
for s1,o15OOO. or si,o19,oOO less than the
estimate.
Last May the people voted s57.100,000
additional for transit, making a total Of
s63, 900 now available OF this sum
s7,60O.0O0 was specifically set aside for
the delivery loop. Bids for the construc.
ton of this loop were opened on Tues
day of last week, the lowest of which,
made by a McNichol company, offered to
do the work for s57S4,OoO. This is
$1,s16,OOO below the estimate. The bid
was based on present high prices for
material and labor 1t is almost twenty.
four per cent less than the estimated
cost
If succeeding bids for the Broad street
line and the rest are made on the same
basis. the work for which s57.10oOoO was
voted last spring can be done for
s4S,Ss6,OOO, or sls,7O4,OOO less than the
estimates.
Yet Mr.. Twining says the subway sys-
tenn cannot he completed for less than
sol ,OOO,O
The facts are so overwhelmingly
against him that he most appropriately
confessed that he was ashamed to an.
nounce his figures.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
CORRECT, MR.. COX!

MIR. BEYER, the Penrose floor leader.
A'l got the point of the present mess
fairly well when he said that "All this
talk that we, the members of the Legis-
lature, are the joke of the nation is an
insult to every one of u.s." The members
are the Joke of the nation. There Mr..
Boyer is right But Mr.. Boyer is wrong
when he says they are insulted, for 1t is
impossible to insult men who are not
masters of their own minds.
Mr., Cox, however, hit the nail squarely
on the head. The defeated candidate for
the Speakership observed:
You'll all be blown up II this thing
goes much further, and an independent
or Democratic Governor will grace our.
executive office two years hence.
This thing" WILL of course go much
further. Men who have so little sense as
to march up various hills of investigation
and then march right down again, with
no idea of the goal-which is the redemp-
ton of the States honor-cannot become
trained soldiers of reform over night.
There are a few clever and honorable
men in the Legislature. But most of our
representatives are the kind of men who
cannot be sincere without losing their
heads and becoming profane. The debate
in the House on Tuesday sounded like
row in back alley.
There is every reason to believe that
an independent or a Democrat will be
elected as the next Governor. Mr.. Boyer
is wise to look to the amused nation for
signs of trouble. In nearly every COM
munity where the Old Guard was in con-
troll Of the Republican party last Novem-
ber the Democrats either won or made
remarkable gains. In nearly every com.
munity where the Progressives were in
control of the Republican party the Re.
publicans held their lines intact. The
momentum Of the Progressive movement
within the Republican party is too great
to be stopped 1t will nominate a Pro.
gressive for President or hand the presi.
dency over to the Democrats for the third
time.
1t will nominate Progressive for Gov.
ernor Of Pennsylvania or 1t will elect a
Democratic Governor.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
War History

+. n. Va The Cunard liner Lusi-
tania was torpedoed by a German subma-
rine May Z, 1915, ten miles off Kinsale
Ireland, and sank in less than twenty min
utes. OF the 1150 persons who pershed
ia were Americans CD Germany informed
Belgium August 2, 1914, that, in view of
reliable information" that France intended
marching through Belgium, it was necessary
that Germany ask permission to march
through; and that, IL permission were re-
fused. Belgium would be treated as an
enemy. Belgium refused. Two German
cavalry divisions crossed the frontier north
west of Liege, August 4. On the same day
the German Chancellor, Won Bethmann- HolI-
veg, informed the Reichstag that 1t was
breach of international law, but a self
defensive act of military necessity. (c)
President Wilson severed diplomatic rela-
tions with Germany In consummation of
his declared intention to do so. In his note
of April IS, 1916, relative to the sinking of
the British channel steamer Sussex he said
in effect that IL Germany did not abandon
the 'sink-at-sight" submarine policy in re-
gard to merchant and passenger vessels
the United States would have no choice
but TO sever diplomatic relations with the
German empire altogether" Germany an
nounced a. resumption of the "sink-at-sight'
policy January 81, to begin the following
day.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
DON'T ABANDON THE CLASSICS

To the Editor OF the EUehthg Ledger:
Sir-The board of managers of the
Classical League a society composed of
teachers of the classics, feels It its duty
to make at this time a public profession
of faith in the value to high school students
of Latin and Greek. . Most teachers of
the classics today are well and broadly edu-
Gated men and women. who could, If neces-
sary, teach other subjects, or even earn a
living outside the profession. For that
reason. as we'll others. we object to the
implication that the instinct of self-preser-
walton alone leads us to defend our special
subjects If we did not in all honesty be-
lieve we were helping In one of the best
ways known to give our students we'll
trained minds that would serve them for
other uses than merely becoming in their
turn, teachers Of the classics, we should
deserve even more scathing invectives than
those which Mr. Lewis has already applied
to us. It is 50 be regretted that Mr.
Lewis cares little for the teachings of his
tory, but the experiment France has already
made in line with but prior to his own sug-
gestions was recent enough to deserve even
his attention. Classical study was dscon-
tinued in French schools in order that more
time might be devoted to the sciences as
being more Immediately and directly prac-
teal. 1T was not long before French literary
supremacy was endangered. For some
reason, taste, imagination, inspiration and
literary skill seemed to be disappearing
among the products of the new education
and the classics were relnstated.
IL America escapes a part in the great
war of today, or even the prostration 1t
must bring to those European people long
engaged in 1T, she will, as thinkers have
already pointed out, have a great educa-
tional responsibility resting upon her. The
countries that have borne aloft the banner
Of scholarship and true culture will have
all they can do for an unguessed period of
time to meet their own material needs. IL
America does not keep burning the torch
Of real learning. II must go out
For the Classical League:
EMMA l.. BERRY, President
THOMAS s. COLE. Vice President.
MARY s, LEE. Treasurer
ARTHUR w. HoWES. Secretary.
Philadelphia, February 49, ..
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
All Points of the Compass


4 4 LXllI
And then my Wife says, every week or so
To-day think / will a-shopping go"
And the sillSen tassel of my Purse
Tear, and its Treasure TO the Lady throw.
LxIv
Then fares she forth to Town with Merry
Smiles, .y 10 . -,
And buys her Summer Dresses in new
Styles, e"
And many strange and wohdrous Furbe-
She buys, persuaded by the shopman;;.
Wiles.
Some for the Glories of this Style and Soma
Sigh for the Fashions Prophesied to coma
% All, pay the Cash, and let the CredIt
standy
Nor heed the Grumble in the distant Home
~ LXyI H
And when her final Dollar Is disbursd
And she has stretched her Credit ALI she
burst. l4s
She hurriss to the Station breathlesslv
To catch the latest Train for Lonesome.
hurst.
LxvII
Yet fear not lest Extravagance close your
Account and mine. She'll do the same some
nternni Femininss can Always spspd
MVcA Tlno ~ cay n = poDo1<uanl Gforo
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
Tom Days Column
TO AN OLD LOvEp

TO AN OLD LOVER
There Is sihcery frost on uovr ~.
There are lines on youy for.,
But po" cienr eyes speae Of the eess: -
and jov Desoe
, That d,oeH IN the heart o, you
For the passing Of youth you h,..
regret, "e
No signs for tho summer oloom IA
And the lovers moon. Then az. ....
you yet VIVA
In the light OF tho lamp at hou.
In your. summer Of youth, IN that 49,.
hour ""v
That ,oiiI come to you never anal.
When you toooed pour lovs a. ,n.
the hotoer,
The s,oeets that you gathered ths,
You hdve hived and stored for your L..
And your heart ts the honevoorn
All Tue seen your face tohen you kt,,.x
your toife
In the light Of tho lamp at hors =
OF you rare old 7overI OF Sol,A,.,
bnioht,
With vour Sweetheart Of long aoo
You are nany days from the ,oormth o.I
light
OF the summers you used to kno,o.
But vo1 need not vearn for the 0lamos,
and gold
OF the fields you ,oero pont to Yoov.-.
OF the light for the hearts that are oro,s.
ing old -,
Is the light OF tho lamp at home.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
Answers to Yesterdays Quiz

]. Fernando de NorOnha Is q small, lonely
island about 200 miles east-nOrtheast of
the eastern tip Of Brazil.
@ There Is no law preventing u President serv-
Ing more than two terms. Washington
set precedent by refusing to serve
three.
3. Genoa is pronounced "Jen- -O-ah" with the
accent on the first syllable. which has the
short vowel.
4. Minnehaha, or "Laughinp Water" Is the
Indian heroine OF I.ongfellow's poem
''Thc Song of Hiawatha."
5. The abbreviatiOn "Abp." means "Arch-
bishop"
O. President Andrew johnson was tailor.
Z. The English equivalent of the first name of
GuglielmO MarcOni Is "William."
8. Friedrich Wilhelm Josef Won Schelling. a
German philosopher who died In 1854
said that "architeeture is frozen music. !"
o. A Cadmean victory. akin to u PyrrhIc vic
tory, is an encounter as destructive to the
victor as to the vanqushed.
10. Edmund Spenser I552-1599) was the first
poet laureate of England.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
Overt Act

A CITIZEN-(a) An covert" act ia an
outward act committed in the consumma-
ton and manifestation of an intent or de-
sign. the mere intent or design not being
punishable without such act. 1t comes from
the adjectival meaning open to view; pub
sprang into prominence when Presidsnt
Wilson. In severing diplomatic relations
with Germany, told that country that only
actual overt acts on its part could maLs
him believe that the sink at-sight" SUBJ
marine policy would be enforced (c) The
phrase Is an old one coming from the old
ours in criminal law and In the Cons,itu-
tion Of the United States (Articie iii. Sec
tion 80. wv
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15

I. What is u "IIiccius DoccIus"?
g. How do submarines communicate with their
Headquarters?
g. What is the rank Of the United States navy
among the worlds navies?
q. What IL u paIeolith?
8. What two Presidents of the United States
are buried in Quincy. Mass?
O. How many Nobel prizes are there?
:. What are the leading wheat producing coun-
tries?
\. Who Is Carl G. Fisher?
9. What Is the first phrase In the Bible?
10. What Presidents of the United States were
born west of the Mississippi River?
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
THE WAY TO CLEAN STREETS is
TO CLEAN THEM

rTHE County Medical Society has named
its statement calling on the Mayor to en-.
force the ordinances it says 1t will be
impossible to keep the streets clean unless
each and every policeman. from the
Director of Public Safety down, be really
interested In keeping the streets clean"
Indifference is the seat of all the
trouble.
We have as good a set of ordinances as
need be, but they are not enforced. II
would be beside the mark to say that the
reason Is that we are ruled by the street.
cleaning contractors. If the people de.
manded the enforcement of the ordi.
nances the most powerful contractor
could not prevent It.
The indifference of the people, not Of
the contractors. keeps the streets filthy,
permits the disease-laden dust to be blown
into our nostrils and tolerates conditions
favorable to the spread of such plaques
as infantile paralysis.
The demand of the physicians for clean
streets In the interest of public health
ought to be backed by every householder,
and he should begin by obeying the ordi.
nances himself. Then the police should
begin to warn the irresponsible collectors
Of rags and old paper who scatter the
household rubbish about the streets while
looking in the barrels and boxes for the
stun they want. and II warning Is not
enough It should be followed by arrest.
But It is not necessary to suggest fur
ther courses Of action. They win occur
TO any one who takes the trouble to think
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-02-15
CANNED OPENERS
Predigested Preludes Prepared for
Postprandial Prattlers

1t is highly improbable that anv I'm.
mature orator, such as each Of our
pupils may safely be assumed to be. MI,
be asked to talk at a banquet wo wird
Deutsch gesprochen, but preparedness h
the word these days. So IL one Of Won
should be SO called, this is the way 10
begin:
Gents: If I thought you'd understand Z
I'd ask you question. Oh, I'll ask IL .
anyway How can Civilizations fear a.
be at once singular and plural? Oh.
you'd never guess It's when one fear
amounts to Hun dread. While you're
sleeping over that I'll tell you a story.
Once upon time there were two
Irishmen travelling from Philadelphia
to Scranton, and at Souse Besslehem 4
German Joined them. That is to say,
they were easygoing Irishmen, 80 they /
allowed the German to travel with
them. At Scranton they took him to
their hotel and allowed him to occupy
a room adjoining theirs. In the mid.
die Of the night one Irishman awoks
the other, saying: mike, the Dutch.
mans hung himself" whats thatf,
sez Mike. IT say the Dutchman hung &.
himself in tn mkt room" Ibid you
cut him DOWN." IT did not he ain't
dead YETI ~
At this point the speaker, being wen
upon his way, will remember that II hs
sees any difficulty ahead the word to say
is "Kamerad," and the gesture usually
accompanying it Is the lifting of both
hands above the head.