The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-01-27
Personal Squibs

Mrs. Bige Barker cookd up whole
mess of sawsidges for Bige for Sunday
dinner last Sunday and Bige ct and ct
and ct of them sawsidges until he made
lflsself sick and has been sick ever sinst.
B1ge says hes SO nossyated with the
thort of sawsidges that he calllilates he
never wants TO etc another one as long
as he lives and he says that when he
goes out to the pig sly to slop the pigs
he turns his Ease away from EN- becuz
after eating so menny sawsidges hes
ackshually ashamed to look pig in the
Ease
Hen Smiley says his wife has been SO
bizzy doing warshing for rabers that
she airk did emmy of her own warslling
for the past three wks and as a result
Hen says hes been obliged to wear the
same suit of underware and the same
pr of socks for neerly a munt1 Hen
SAYS its a purity howdydoo when a hus-
band cant git his warshing did by his
own wife.
Miss Sarah Gore is having Miss
Phoebe Hilderbrand Our poplar and
fashionable dressmaker make her Mise
new silk dress and roomer says that this
is to be Sarahs wedding dress. Every
buddy knows that Alb Snyder has been
keeping company with Sarah eoin on
nine yrs now and that during that time
he amt misd night sparkling her on Sat
terday night of catch wk and it would
be only reasonable to spose that they
have at last desided to hitch and enter
into the holy bonds of wedlock We are
glad of it hecuz this will end the sus-
pense OF this naberhood over Sarah
and Alb and folks who have been won
dering whether they'd ever be married or
not now knows what to expeckt.
Sam Haywood and his wife of Elder
berry Gap Sundaved last Sunday with
Mr. & Mrs Cy Hosl1ir1s of this town We
have nctised for a long time that when
ever Sam Haywood comes to Bing-
vile he allus makes it a pint to come
on a Sunday when the Bugle offs is
closed and when { as ru1e) we wouldn't
he expedited to receive back subscrip-
shions for the Bug1e. Being as Sam
owes us SIS on back suhscripslfion to
the Buele all or emmy porsl1ion of which
would be turrible welcome and exceDta-
Bile. we wonder if Sans visits to Bing-
vile allus on Sunday has ennything to
do with him OWN us this amt For
Sans informashion We wish to state
that the next time he Sundays with Cy
/ Hoskins on Sunday we will make a pint
to be at the Buo1e offs (and the door
will be urlocked) and we will so fur
frackshure out rule as to except all he
ows lis on the holy Sabbath and do SO
with great cheer giving him a reseat for
same.
Brad Tucker walkd all the way over
to Gootchic Pond last Sunday to fish
thru the Use for pickerels. Brad says
he diddent motifs how turrible cold it was
when he was wa1kin over to the Pond
being as he KEEP moovin right along
but he realised the temperachoor after
he had cut hole thru the Use and set
down to fish and wait fer bite. Brad
says the pork rind he was fishin with
friz so hard afore he could git it into
the water that he ca1kilates pickerel
couldn't bite it without breakin its teeth
and when the hole he had chopd into
the ice friz over right under his nose
whilst he set there fishin with the ice
all around his line so he broke it tryin
to git it out then Brad says he started
home in disgust. Brad not only did
dent ketcll no pickere1s. but he never
got even a bite
Bill Hepburn our artistick blacksmith
amazed and surprised everybody IN
Bingville when he turnd out to morn
| ing church service all dresd up in his
Sunday best and not only that but as
sober as a Judge Bill was disappointed
1 in making his ushual weekly trip to the
/ CO seat last Satterday and returning
| home fullern a goat as ushual and this
| is how he happend to be sober in
| church When Rev. Moore seen Bill
| settin in a front sect it was the regret
of our be1uvved pastors life that he
haddent pickd out a sermon on the
Demon Rum Jest for Bills speshlal
zenefit. After the sermon was over