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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-11-02

Plaza Auto Livery. Phone 1OOs.-Ad,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-11-02

week. GreS Phos
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
DRINK MORE WATER
# KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat lec meat and take Salts for Back
ache or Bladder trouble
Neutralizes acids

Uric arid in meat exetcs ths kidneya
they become ovcrworSed; gct nluggish.
ache. and feel like humps OF lead. The
ur'nc becomes cloudy; the bladder is irri-
tatsd. and You may be obliged 70 seek re-
lief two or three times during the night.
When the kidneys clog you must help
them flush oil the body's urinous waste
or you'll be real sick person shortly.
At fra. you feel dull misery in the kid.
ney region. you suffer from backache,
sick headache, dizziness, stomach ycts
sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu.
matte twingcs when the weather ia bad.
Eat less meat drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four ounces
OF Jad Salts take a tablespoonful
in a glass OF water before breakfast
for few days and your kidneys will
then act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid OF grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, aud has been used
for generations to clean cloggcd kidneys
and stimulate them TO normal activity,
also to neutralizo the acids in urine. 50
it no longer is source of Irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in.
jure; makes a delightful effervcsccnt
Whitewater drink which everyone should
take now and then to keep the kidneys
clean and active. Druggists here say
they sell lots OF Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while it, ia orlv trouble.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Warranty Deeds.

James Mathcy and wife to Rose
Mathey, 1t II sub b As La Sale, 81.
Gustav j. Ulack and wife to William
Colwell, Its l6 II Is II Hess Ind
add. Its I 10 II b MINIS add. 1t
II b 80 States add, 1t > n Ottawa.
Its ! Allen add, II 10 Its Il
IS. h Hess 2nd add. 1t ) Strawn
& Hammons add, Ottawa, $40.
Gustav ]. Plack &w to VIM Colwell
It's b II Ottawa y. Ottawa. $40
Rasmus Amdal and wife to Martha
W. Dana VIZ Its s b II Gloyers
add, Ottawa. Si,S0c,
Fred Schcrer Jr to Catherine joyce
1t % 3 Scherer's add, Ottawa, So 200
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
RUPTURE CURED
AT HOME.
Small Expense. Easy Payment.
DR.. NJ. II. BROWN

the old reliable rupture specialist can
be consulted at Ottawa. Clifton hotel,
Wednesday. November Z. Hours s a.
N. to p. m.
Rupture kills more people than ap.
pendici'is and Is the cause of many
ills and Weaknesses of serious ma.
ture. DR.. Brown is recognized as the
most successful physician on rupture.
Thousands Of ruptured people many
in this city, testify that his treat.
ment is the best. Don't take chances
with inexperienced doctors or mail or
that is q torture and of no use what.
ever to protect YOU against strangula.
ton and the many dangers a ruptur
ed person is subjected to. II you do
not want treatment call for a free trial
off DR. BROWNS WUNDERTRUSS
worn and endorsed by physicians as
the worlds best for rupture
MEN AND WOMEN.
who have been operated upon will
find quick relief and, unless the alb
domnal wall has been destroyed, a
permanent cure.
NO experimenting. no guess work
Call at hotel this visit for free ad.
vice or il impossible to call write
HEALTH APPLIANCE CO, As w.
3th Street, NEW YORK CITY. for
book and future dates.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

those who are just coming into woman
hood. Mas. FRANKIE WoOLsEY, il4O
Hunt Avenue.
cFavoritc Prescription" the ever
famous friend to ailing women, and
rGolden Medical Discovery" the great
est general tonic are both put up IN
liquid and tablets, and are to be found
in nearly all drug stores. They have
enjoyed an immense sale Tor nearly
80 years, which proves their merits a.
well as the statements made by users.
Ii not obtainable ut your dealers send
ID cents to Dr. Pierce, Invnlids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. T., and he will mail trial
package OF either tablets,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

Veal or Beef Birds--Cut very thin
meat into roughly rectangular pieces
Of sufficient size for individual scrv-
inrs. Place on each stuIing OF bread
crumbs, seasoned with chopped onions
aud other ilaloring vegetables aud
herbs, Fold or roll up the meat. and
skcwer in place with tuothpicks.
Brown the rolls in fat, remove aud
make gravy from the fat. flour and
stock il available. Place the rolls in
the gravy and cook slowly until ten
der in Il covered baking dish, a steam.
or, or a hrelcsS cooker.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

rage FIRE cutting Off the salient from
the rest of the line Our losses are
Three killed, five wounded and twelve
captured or missing.
The losses Of the Germans are un.
Known. One wounded German was
taken prisoner by the Americans.
Berlin dispatch received here
Saturday stated that the attack took
place in he Rhine Marine canal sec
ton. where the enemy is under com.
mand Of the German crown price
The delay in the official report is be-
lieved to have been due to the fact
that the small number of men in the
attacked salient, not more than thirty.
were entirely cut off from all means
of communication with the rear and
that 1t was impossible to send rein.
forcements to their rescue, but that
finally one or more Of the .besieged
men made his way to his comrades.
1t is presumed that it is much
salient to which the war department
referred in its announcement.
The official dispatch does not state
+ how the Americans conducted them.
selves under fire, but this does not
| Give much concern to army officers
| here, who are confident that the Amer
| lean soldiers will at all times conduct
! themselves properly.
Reports from the forces in France
has stated that the men were beconl.
ing impatient. that they wanted to
get into the thick of things, that they
were tired Of framing and fighting
dummies The first skirmish Is OK.
. pected 10 stimulate them to greater
efforts in the training line and ii will
serve as an inspiration to seek re-.
4 rtnge and at the Same time impress
on every one in the eypeditionary
force the seriousness of the situation
The first battle in which American
soldiers took part was staged in the
region of the Rhine.Marne canal The
Americans holding the trench salient
were cut off from reiniorcements or
the possibility of retreat by a murd.
er0us barrage fire from the German
batteries The losses to German for.
ces were not known to the war de.
partmenl
General Pershng has told the war
department that his men are in ex.
cellent physical shape and that they
were making great Roadway in the
training under experienced French
officers and that all that was needed
to thoroughly acclimate them to their
surroundings was guniire.
This they have now experienced and
IS considered the finishing course OF
their first arrival on French soil.
Visits American Wounded.
American Field Headquarters in
France, Nov. 5 Delayed Mrs, Au.
gust Belmont brought a great deal OF
cheer to the Sammes when. accom-.
panied by her husband and a Red
Cross official she made a three day
visit to the American camp In the IN
terest Of the Red Cross
She m0tored from Paris to Field
Headquarters She first visited the
base hospitals, where she converscd
with the wounded Americans.
Note This is the first reference
made In cable from an American
correspondent TO wounded American
soldiers
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
COIN oPERAEs SODA FOUNTAIN
First Comes Syrup, Then the Gas and
Iced Water

An automatic soda fountain has
been patented by Houston (Texas)
man. The fountain is operated mere.
" by dropping the proper coin into a
slot,
Contained in an attractive woodcn
cabinet are three tanks, one filled
With paraiiin cups. When a coin is
dropped into the slot it releases three
delicately balanced levers, one after
the nther. The third lever allows a
little less than cupful of iced car
donated water to flow into the cup.
In this way the drink Is prop arly mix.
cd in a sanitary way and supplied to
Inc customer without human aid.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
Cut This Quit Is Worth Money.

DON'T MISS THlS. Cut out this
slip enclose with sc and mail IL to
f0iey d Co, 1885 Sheffield Ave. Chi.
cago, III writing your name and adj.
dress clearly You viii receive in re-.
turn trial package containing Foley 3
Honey and Tar Compound. for coughs,
coulds and Group; Foley Kidney Pills.
FOR pain In sides and back. rheuma.
tism, backache. kidney and bladder
ailments' and Foley Cuthaftic Tablets.
wholesome and thoroughly cleansing
catlartlc for constipation. bilousncss
headache aud sluggish bowels. For
sale b, ", u. duncan
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
WHILE At WAR
Women Suffer at Home.

QUINCY, LII. Several years ago q
relative OF mine suffered with womans
weakness and impoverished blood. She
took Doctor pirrce's Favorite Prcscrip-
ton and his T. ,lden Medical Discovery
for these ailments with the very best
OF results. She was most enthusiastic
concerning these remedies and was
always r-comm ending them. At that
time was quite young girl and made
my home with her. She gave me
the favoritc Prescription ~ a tonic
and builder. II helped me very
much and my system only required the
one bottle to be made entirely well and
strong - Mrs. b. GALLAHER, 1929
>. 4th Street.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
Extending the Flavor OF Meat.

Stew with Dumplings Make stew
from small pieces of meat and vege-
tables. cooking il on stove or in fire
less cooker Serve with. dumplings
made as follows: For stew using
one pound of meat mix llttls lore
than one-third cup -four with enc tea
spoonful of baking powder and pinch
of salt, work in IA rounding teaspoon.
full of butter with enough milk - form
a medium stiff dough. Cut into small
pieces and cook in a buttered steamer
over Kettle of boiling water or re.
move enough gravy from the stew to
expose the meat and vegetables, and
place the pieces of dough on these
solid materials to cook.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

Meat Turnoyers.-PlaCe any chop
ped cooked meat available on circles
of biscuit dough about he size of a
saucer Fold the dough over the
meat, crimp the edges. and bake in
hot oven. Vegetables may be col .
bined with the meat films as desired
and the whole may be served with
gravy.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
ST.. LOUIS, Mo. -" Doct


Favoritc Prescrip1
ton was q favoritc
medicine OF my
mothers. When |
was a girl she gave
il to me. 1t was
the means Of re-
storing me to
health. ! do rec
ON mend this
medicine TO young
girls. esneCially
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

TO enable small child really to
play it a new toy pianos keys are
marked with pictures of animals. sim.
liar pictures appearing on The music
that is to be- PLAYED
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

Some men seem 10 be happy whe
they have a grievance.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

&c. apd Uy tor amour tmrty-hve min
utcs. stirring occasionally. Cover
with water and simmer aboul two
hours tireleSs cooker may be used
season with salt and pepper ar pap
rika. Serve with q sauce made as fol-
lows: Cook in water twenty minutes
a cup of tomatoes, part of a stalk Of
celery. one half onion, three whole
cloves. three peppercornS and one
blad" of mace or very little nut
meg. Rub through sieve, add some
of the gravy from the meat, thicken
with -four moiStened with cold wa,er,
and season with salt aud paprka
Noodles. boiled rice. hOminy, or chop
ped potatoes. carrots and green pep
pers or other vegetables in season,
may be served on the same dish.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
CHICAGO MARKETS


Chicago, ILL.,. Nov, =, 1911.
Chicago market report furnished 10
the Free Trader Journal by ". f.
Etnyre, member Chicago Board OF
Trade, Mooney Building Phone i0il.
Correspondent Lamson Bros & Co,
Chicago.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
Receipts and Estimates.

Receipts and Estimates.
Wheat Receipts, y cars. ESTIMATE
for tomorrow, 1879 ears.
Corn Receipts, 2S cars; estimate
for tomorrow. - cars.
Receipts 22G cars, estimate
for tomorrow. 416 cars.
Hogs Receipts. 10000; estimate
for tomorrow ~ 600.
Chicago Livestock.
Cattle-Open Toe OFF. close l0c.l5t
on. tops, Sl1.55.
Hogs Open toe Off. close 20-25c OIL
tops, S1I23.
Sheep Open weak close llc Off,
tops. $l2.S5.
Ottawa Cash Grain.
Oats No. 3 white, j6c.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

Casserole Roast.-(A casserole may
te improyised by using heavy earth
enware dish covered with 4 plate1
Brown round or rump of beef in fat
from slice of fried pork Place in
casserole with chopped carrot, turnip.
onion. celery, etc. around it. Add
two cupfuls Of water % stock. cover
and cook in hot oven three hours,
basting occasionally.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

In correcting an error some people
make two.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

Meat Pie Meat pies al. made
most satisfactorily by first cooking
the meat and vegetables as tor stew.
Line a pan, earlhenware dish, OF cas-.
serole with biscuit dough rolled fairly
thin. put in the meat, vegetables, and
gravy, cover with dough, and bake in
a hot oven.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
Prep Football Saturday.

urbana, 6; University High. 6.
Arcola, So. Paris, 7.
Aledo, II, Rock Island. g.
Madison. As; Beloit, 0,
West Aurora Heavies. IA; Joliet, g.
West Aurora Lights. IA Joliet, T.
Onarza. IS; Hoopeston, 0.
Belvidere, 80; Rochella. 0,
Taylorville, 46. Pans. 0.
Peoria. II; Springfield. 6.
Davenport, iS; Burlington. 0,
Danville I; Mattoon. O.
La Sallc.Peru. 16; Geneseo, 3.
Bloomington. IA: Decatur, s.
Normal, 4; Lincoln, Ii.
Wayerly, IS; Jacksonville. 0.
Beardstown, Is; Peoria Manual, s..
East Aurora Majors. 3; Rockford, 0.
Rockford Minors. 49, East Aurora.
Elgin Minors, g. Freeport, 0.
Culver Academy. 10 Evansville, 0.
OTTAWA MARKETS.
1--we stock.
Sheep--per cwt.. 81 to $40.
Hogs, per cwt.. $3.50.
Stects--Siock. per cwt. 50 to IS;
fat, per cwt., $40. S12, $l4.
Calves. per cwt, slo-$l2
Spring lambs. per cwt. SILL
Rabbits, l2hc.
Produce and Poultry.
Lard, per h., 22c.
Butter, country. per H.. iOc
Cream butter fat. per h., Ate.
Eggs, strictly fresh. per doz. i0c.
Hens, per h.. i5c.
Springers, per h.. loo.
Old ROSTERS. per h., Zoe
Ducks, per H., lac.
Geese, per H., ~.
Turkeys, alive, per b.. ,6c.lSc.
Hides and Wool.
No. ! hides, per h., loo; No. 2, lac
No. calf skin. per h.. 24c.
No. | Horse hide. SIS.
Illinois wool. per H.. Acc.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
Had Good lmaoination,

Edward had new little playmate
VINO possessed much more imagination
'llnn he. To John II chair was n chair
only occasionally. II in turn became n
sletd, or, armed with two yarhstlcks
Tor oars, II proved 10 be boat. Blocks
turned quickly into various Kinds of
animals, etc, When Edward returned
home after his first visit his mother
asked him how he liked his new little
nclghhor, and Edward replied: "Oh,
he Is fine. He hns such a good pre-.
'tendery."
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

ron QUICK KiISuLlS TRY THr
Nv ANT ADS. IN THr FREE
TRADER JOURNAL.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05
THREE AMERICANS
KILLED IN BATTLE

tContlnued from Page ~
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-11-05

savory gslr,cut sypofAdso Of top
round Of beef into two.ilAchtNteces and
sprinkle with flour; try small piece
VI salt pork pntil light serowa; add
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
Ribbon.

|. N. Wyrick, aged GO, one OF
the best-known farmers of Mar
ion county and father of Deputy
Sheriff C. A. Wyrick, of this
city, died at 8 yesterday after
noon at his home, near She'll
mound. Mr.. Wyrick is survived
by his wife, his son, G. A. Wy
rick; one daughter, Miss Myrtle
Wyrick; two sisters, Mrs. c. L..
Ingersoll, of South Pittsburg. and
Mrs. w. S. Lathrop, of Sherman.
Tex, two brothers, c. A. Wy
rick, of Sherman, Tex, and G.
E. Wyrick, of Winslow, Ariz.
Funeral services will be held
this morning at II from Wesley's
chapel, near Jasper, the Rev.
E. R. Lewis officiating. Chat
tanooga Times, Sunday,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
ATMOSPHERIC NITROGEN.

We are in receipt from Senator
Jonn K. Shields of an interest
ing pamphlet regarding the util,
ization of atmospheric nitrogen.
Following the pamphlet is the
letter from Senator Shields given
below:
Il believe you will be interest
ed in a document entitled "Util-
ization of Atmospheric Nitrogen"
which l have mailed you. Nitro
gen is the, chief constituent of
all fertilizers. The American
farmer uses annually about u.s.
600, 900 tons of commercial fertil-
izer, costing SITS, 100000. Sew
enty per cent, of this fertilizer is
used in the Southern states.
More than 1872, 0OO,00O are sent
abroad annually for the purchase
of nitrogen in Its various combi-
nations, and more than half this
sum is extended in a single item
rnd goes to a single country
Chile.
1.-THE United States, in common
with all other countries, is de-
pendent upon this one source
which is not inexhaustable. This
is a serious problem for the South
ern farmer and can only be SOL
we'd by the fixation of atmospheric
nitrogen. The process requires
exceptionally cheap electrical
energy which can only be obtain
ed from water power. The use
of steam for this purpose is i'm
practicable on account of the cost
of coal.
"Ihe basic cause of the high
cost of living is in the increased
demand aud diminishing supply.
European lands, cultivated for
thousand years, produce double
the amount of our lands because
double the amount of fertilizer is
used. BY reducing the cost Of
fertilizer, the American farmer
can doudle his crops with the
same labor and thus greatly re-
duce the cost of food stuffs to the
consumer.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
DEVELOPMENT OF - IS
COAL RESOURCES:
NJ, c. 4 St. |. Railway to
Build Thirteen Miles Of New
Line Work Begins
Soon.

Plans for the building of thir'
teen miles of new railroad into
the coal producing Section OF
Grundy county have just been
approved by President Peyton OF
the Nashville, Chattanooga & St
Louis Railway, and already the
big steam shovels of the construc-
ton forces are on the ground
ready to start work.
The new line will be an extern
sion of the Tracy City branch OF
the system, and will extend from
Coalmont, the present terminus,
a northeasterly direction to Mill
Creek. near Tatesville. The con-
struetion of this line will open for
development more than %, 600
acres of cool-bearing area. The
coal is from the Sewanee vein,
but is said to be a harder coal
than that mined at either Tracy
City or Whitwell.
The preliminary survey for TINS
extension was made something
over a year ago, and the possl-
bilities of the development were
apparent at once. The mines
will be operated by the Tennessee
Consolidated Coal Company, sue
cessors to the Tennessee Coal,
Iron & Railroad Company, and
the work incident to the opening
of the mines will be started in
time to have the mines ready for
operation as soon as the thirteen
mile extension is completed
which, with favorable conditions,
should be within the next eight
months.
The coal mines at Tracy City
have been operated since 1858,
and the average daily output for
this period has been 300 tons.
The new mines, which will be
opened by reason of the new rail-
road. it is said, will produce even
a greater tonnage than the mines
at Tracy City.
The construction Of these thir-
teen miles of new railroad, with
the exception of the building OF
the Lewisburg & Northern, is the
first really new railroad construc-
ton in Tennessee in years.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
Mt. Olivet.

Special TO tie We10S.
Bad weather seems to be the order
of the day.
Mrs. Rena Morrison and Miss Vir.
gle Layne visited Mrs. Lula Morrison
one day last week,
Mrs. Jane Morrison is on the sick
list this week, but we hope she will
soon recover.
A large crowd visited B. FL. Morri-
son Friday night, and all reported a
nice time.
Erwin Keener and Miss Virgie Layne
visited Mrs. Maudie Layne Sunday
afternoon.
Arthur Layne and Miss Mamie
Keener we're out walking Sunday ev-
ening.
Ben Morrison visited his mother
Sunday. -
W. II. Layne was in Whitwell one
day last week.
Pleas Layne visited the Pocket Sun
day.
Mrs Maudie Coldwell visited Mis-.
Rena Morrison one day last week.
Mrs. Davie Higgins visited Mrs.
Maudie Layne Sunday afternoon
Butterfly
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
Entertained Jasper Friends.

Mr.. and Mrs. F. l.. Minor en-
tertained a number of friends
from Jasper Wednesday night of
last week. Progressive Rock was
played at four tables and at a late
hour refreshments of coffee
and whipped cream, cake and
waters were served. Those en-
joying their hospitality were Mr..
and Mrs. C. A. Williamson, Prof.
and Mrs. T. K. Hackworth, Prof.
and Mrs. J. j. Higgins, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. A. Kelly, Mr.. and Mrs.
Leonard Rogers. Mr.. and Mrs.
Leslie Darr.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
Rankin-Condra.

WHITWELL, Tenn, Jan. 5.-Mr.
Hugh l.. Rankin, of this place, and
Miss Ida Condra, of South Pittsburg,
were married last week at the home
of the bride in South Pittsburg. Mrs
Rankin is a daughter of John Condra,
the well known deputy sheriff, form
erly of Whitwell. Mr.. Rankin is we'll
known in Whitwell and vicinity as a
Socialist leader. He and his bride
have the good wishes of their many
friends.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1917-01-18
"A DRESSCESSIONAL."

Girl Of the Future, feared of all,
Chasing the far flung Fashion line.
What awful things may yet appaL
Hung on your human form divine
Girl of Today, stay with us yet.
Lest we regret! Lest we regret.
The tunic and the peplum dies,
The plating and the flare depart;
Oh, what must we next sacrifice
To future of fearful artr
Girl of Today, stay with us all,
Lest worse befall Lest worse befall !
The blouse and bodice melt away.
For ever fades the silhouette;
Lo all the mode Of yesterday
Is one of puff and pantslette.
Girl of Today. stay with Us do
Lest worse ensue Lest worse ensue
If drunk with mad designs we loose
Wild styles that hold no art in awe
Such clothing as the Fijis use,
Or lesser breeds without the law
Girl of Today. stay here with me,
Lest worse may be- Lest worse may
be-
For foolish maid who puts her trust
In French tailleur or smart modiste.
IN valiant men of mien august,
Without discernment in the least
For frantic fads of fashions whill,
Have mercy on us, Future Girl
Carolyn Wells in Harper's Magazine.