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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

The Hutchinson, Kan. News says:
Conductor Ernest Phillipy, who runs
h one passenger train on the railroad
between Scott City and Winona, be-
came sick from the motion of the train
and had to so to the back platform for
fresh air. A sudden jolt of the train.
and h conductor was thrown over
board. The train was backed up to
keystone when 1t was learned what had
happened, but the conductor had been
taken home in an automobile.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
oNipA FARMER GETS CHECK
FOR Sill. S24.85 FOR HOGS

Onida, s. D., June Ito. T.. Mesick
IS feeling fine over the possession of a
check for 81, S24.S5, which he received
from George Fairbanks in payment for.
five carloads of hogs. The hogs were
all raised on the Mesick farms, and
were the second shipment of this size
made this spring. A representative of
the Morrell Packing company. of Sioux
Falls, who was, in the city when the
purchase was made. said that this was
the largest check he had ever seen
written to an individual in payment for
hogs.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

A French horticultural, Nj. de Meyer,
proposes the stems Of spinach for maxi
ing paper. These contain 46 per cent
of c~ellulose, against 4 per cent in the
stems Of wheat straw. M. de Meyer
claims that. In experiments in making
paper from spinach stems, ne has fol-
lowed the methods OF the Grenoble
paper making school and has produced
Q product equal to the best Japanese in
It's remarkable consistency.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
Every boy knows how annoying 1t 10

Every boy knows how annoying It 10
% drop something into a sidewalk graft
ing or between the cracks Of a side.
walk. And nearly all boys have had
such an experience at some time OF
ether. usually hat something being .
1avorite agate taw, a nickle for the
matinee, or some other boyish treasure.
A simple remedy is generally at hand
In the form OF a stick and a piece OF
chewing gum or tar, says the American
Boy. Smear the gun at the end of a
stick n hen lower tt into the hole or
grating. When the gum adheres to the
lost article. all that is left to do is to
lift II out.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
SOUTH DAKOTA CORN CROP
is LARGEST IN H,SrORN

Pierre, S. D., June 5.-Reports from
the northern part of the state indicate
that the largest crop ever put in for
that section is we'll seeded, which in
cludes thousands of acres OF newly
turned prairie. along with the planting
OF Old fields which have lain fal!ow for
several years. Corn planting is practic-
ally done in the state with the excep-
ton Of a small strip along the north
l'ne, which is yet to be put in. In the
southern and central part it is all one
with the largest acreage evef put in. On
the extreme southern line cultivation
mas been commenced in some Of the
earnest planted fields. The wheat acre
age is slightly less than normal. but
other crops are taking the place Of his
grain. The hax area will be a large
be devoted to this crop, and the seeding
Will continue up to the goth Of his
month.
Mt. VERNoN-owing to wal conditions
u mas been decided to abandon the an
nuai Observance of Old Settlers day.
winch was to have been held in Mt. Yer
non IN tho near future. The Old Settlens'
association has just held its annual bust
ness meeting. at which the. following Of
ncers were elected for the coming year:
PRESIDENT. Grant Trotter; vice president,
Earl Comfort; secretary, r.. L. Harris;
treasurer, John Trotter. The ASSOCIATION
mas a good cash balance in It's treasury.
scoTLAND-The Corn Bolt National
bank 9 been organized here with a capt.
tai Of $500. This amount Of stock is di-
vtded among Is stockholdefs, who en-
brace the most prominent business men
and farmers Of the Scotland territory.
The following were elected officers OF the
new bank: President. r. A. Bliss; vice
president, DR.. l.. w. leighton ;s:cashier,
j. r. Wilson.
MlLLER-schriver & Beals, Of his
city. have tust settled their cattle part
aershtp OF the past three years, Mr.. Beals
On behalf Of himself Ind partner, Mr..
RAYMOND. giving Mr.. Schriver a check
TOR N6,5l6 a. his half Of their cattle.
LAKE PREsTON-The patriotic resi-
aents of this place have erected a G-foot
IRON flagstaff in . central point in the
city and from the top Of It the stars and
stripes will float in future.
MENNo-Philip Nuss, a farmer living
near town, has just marketed 1900 pus..-
els OF his last years corn crop, for which
he was paid $3.50 per bushel.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

stephen Leacock, the Canadian hu-
morist, who is also head Of h depart
ment Of economies and political science
would sooner have written Alice in
Wonderland" than the Encyclopedia
Br1ticannica.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

The silver trumpets which Moses was
charged to furnish the 1sraelitcs were
to be used for the calling together of
the assembly; for b %journeying Of
for celebrating h sacrifices on festi-
walls and new moons plumbers x, 1-10).
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

Members Of the London stock ex-
Bagdad. The stock brokers were head
I'd by one Of their m prominent
members. now a mi jor in their regi-
ment. The older members of the ex-
change, assembled on the floor the 9TH
Or day, were told Of the exploits Of
their younger business rivals by Field
Marshal Lord Crcnfell.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

John Tomashunos, Of Sioux City, Ia,
paid $3.50 In the office Of the clerk Of
courts to Joe Bulleevich. In return for
SelinQuishment BY Bulkevieh Of al
claim to the hand Of varanika Roxm-
matte. lithuanian girl.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15

The Mexican Mercantile alliance,
composed of prominent Mexican busi-
ness men, began early In May their
efforts to reduce the high cost Of living
IN this capital. The alliance Is bring
ing in train loads of food and other
try and selling these products at cost.
The price, 1t is said, will be maintained
far below the prices quoted in III reg
ular markets,
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
BEAN sARoNs OF DAKOTA
ANTICIPATE GREAT CROP

gettysburg. 5. ID, June 11.-Sam
Blakely, j.. H. and A. G. Williams, the
ton of land ready to plant. The
ground was first broken, her rolled
and disced twice. The beans will be
drilled in rows Is inches apart and the
ground will be planked and .leveled
with a road drag.
WEBSTER-Leading business men Of
this city and farmers Of this territory
have perfected the organization of a CO.
operative creamery company and are es-
tab!ishtng a new creamery IN Webster.
The following wore elected officers of
the company: President, Charles Ebert:
vice president. Anton B~ierschback; secre-
tary-treasurer. William Sheelar; treas
nrer. A. +. Cooper. f.. A. Paulson, AN ex-
pert. win be b~utternaaker.
WEBSTER-At the annual business
meeting OF tho members Of the Day
county Poultry association the following
officers were elected for the coming wear:
President. Otto Hanson; vice president.
Ed L. Hanse; secretary. J.. A. Fos~e
treasurer. F. J. Roth. 1t was decided to
hold d second annual poultry show OF
the association at the opera house in
Webster on January q. q, ~ and q.
1915.
HuHQN..Mies. Mtdxuhc s,Takahashi. Of
AS0"s4SWA. Japan, VINO I&e been q 0tu.
dent tn Huron college during the past
year. died at . sanitarium in the Black
Hills yesterday following a liny4..ng ill.,
ness OF several months. Miss TAkahasht
came TO America last summer from her
native country to enter Huron college N
a freshman. Her father Is q high MILF
tary official In Japan.
-
HI0HMORE-A. b. Douglas. Of this
place. and George Smith. of Sioux City.
have purchased the Independent Cattle
company ranch OF 1922. The place COM
prizes more. than 200 acres and was at
one time nwned by Mr.. Douglas. and IA.
farm will be under his management. They
have brought In 800 head OF whiteface
steers and more will be added.
MlLLER-Thc program has been COM
pleted for the annual picnic and celebra-
ton OF the old settlers OF northern Hand
county which will be. held in a grove
some miles from here on June "a Tne
chief address VIII be made by Har,sn-
Bushtield. OF Miller: n Of the leading
orators Of this s~ection,,
,MII1BANK-Onc Of the most yenarkable
Of h aged of this section vas
Mn. Barbara Bear. who has Just lied at
hef~houe in tAis cily. aked N.. Easr hue-
1nAsg04edHl4& sySarassAt THE g e;
Observation-Disclosures OF II chndysa
y Of whom are stu living.
ALExANDRtA-Dufing the pest vel
. detsrntnsd e1mpaagu Has bsen made g
enSorcA sheslAw aGatnet vloaatorO Of the
ausoe1oot1o os6iaancs. Right uore ~.
rsstss and md dastng two days.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
SOUTH DAKOTA EVANGELICAL
CHURCH APPOINTMENTS MADE

Aberdeen, S. d., June S.-The 34th an
nual session of the Dakotaconferencc
of the Evangelical association was held
in Cavalier. n. D.. from May 81 to
June 3, inclusive. Bishop Spreng pre-
sided over the. convention and an
nounced the following appointments:
Aberdeen district, F. II. Brockmusller.
presiding elder; Aberdeen. A. l.. Horn;
Big Stone, c. f. Strutz w. L.asa.er.
Reresford, r. d. Rexheimer; Clear
Lake, H. c. Haag; East Pierre, L. H.
Moore: Groton, G. II. Kowalke;- Hazel.
j. B~urkhardt; Hayti. f. Jensen; Het-
finger. Mclaughlin and Meade county
to be supplied; Milbank. w. c. Menges;
Plankinton, /. A. Young: Olivet, An
drew Bergland; Parker. r. Tammen;
Ramona. John E. Booth; Scotland, G.
". Hoefs: Sioux Fails to he supplied;
win Brooks. l.. A. Bingaman; Water
town, G. +. Bonner: Yankton, S. Fink
beiner; William Fritz chosen member
OF Clear Lake quarterly conference;
+. +. Schaeffer member Yankton QUAR-
terly conference.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
g ALcEsTER MEN JOIN
GUARDS IN 30 MINUTES

Alcester, s. D. June 7.-sergt. e. A.
Moller, OF the Fourth South Dakota in
fantry. was in Alcester a few hours
Saturday and lie. it be known that ne
would examine applicants for service in
the guard regiment. Within 30 min
utes 20 A1cester young men had re-
sponded. This is the first time "a re-
cruiting officer has visited Alcester.
Following are those who joined: DIN
Flannery, Oscar H. Anderson, Fred M.
Anderson, Harry c.. Skinner, Oscar
Larson. Walter Larson, Adolph T.
Olson, Stene NJ. Tunforss, Alvin NJ.
Trech, Levi NJ. Mead, Edgar L. Broline,
Carl Shuck, Edward Larson, Arthur
81. Nolan, Arthur j.. Gunderson, John
Mathison, William G. Behnke, Leo r.
Finch, Herman Clausen, Willie johann
sen. Vernon March. Warner Remers,
Hubert II. Clark. Mathew Mcnamara,
Andrew Oberg, Fred Willard, Art West
ling, George Maroney, Robert Ander-
son.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
TOTAL OF IS GRADUATES
IN YANkTON COLLEGE CLASS

Yankton, S. ID, June S.-The 35th
annual commencement of Yankton coll
lege came to a close Wednesday,. Forty
five young people went out from the
college this year in all departments.
13 from the college proper, IL from the
normal, 1G from the academy and the
balance from the conservatory of
music. h obtaining degrees from
the college were:
Bachelor of Arts-Heward Richard
Best, Neigh, Neb.; Helen Louise
Burgess, Yankton; Robert John. Cor
don. jr., Yankton; Edmulsa Cowlel
Green. Alcester: Pearl Eta Hirst, Par
ker; Elsie Elizabeth Hooper, Wakonda;
Esther Louise Hoyer. Centerville;
Sadie Elizabeth Johson. Pierpont;
Helen Blodgett MacGregor, Yanlkton:
Arthur Edgar Miles. Trae,. la; Harold
James Rose, Pierre; Margaret Frances
Stevens, Iankton; Alice l'ansy STRAIT
ton, Yankton; Rev Edward Wall, Lake
Andes.
Master of A~rts-Agnes Fenenga, Il.
A, Mardin, Asiatic Turkey.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
BUSINESS RUSH BEAT HIS
FAMILY OUT OF INSURANCE.

Lead, s. D., June S.-The family Of
Walter Wheaton, a Lead man who die6
recently from the effects of burns re.
ceived In an explosion Of gasoline. lost
$4,000 li!e insurance because of a rush
OF business which kept Wheaton un.
usually busy during the closing days
sasoline explosion. He. had ARRANGED
to take life insurance of. 50, 600 and ali
to lake out life insurance OF s., 900 and
all details such as payment of the first
premium, had been attended to, only
h physical examination remainine to
be made. Five times Wheaton made
Appoin'ments with the physician who
was to examine him, but each time te
was prevented from going to the phy-
sician's office by "a rush Of work at his
place of business.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
soMNAMsULlsM VICTIM
HAS SOME CLOSE CALLS

Clareanont, s. D., June 7.-Mervin
Olson. the young Q Of a farmer liv-
ing near Claremont. is subject to SOM
nambulistic attacks. and makes a prac-
tice of walking in his sleep to open win
dows. climbing out and hanging by his
hands ia the window sill. This prac-
tice has on one occasion endangered
his life and may yet result in his being
seriously injured or killed. In one in
stance he lost his hold on a window
sill and fell about Is feet to the ground,
being badly scratched and bruised. The
fall awoke him and he had to arouse
the other members of the family before
he could get back into the house, So
frequent have his wandertngs become
that ms1l.uers Of the family now are
striving to keep. guard over him at
night.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
CROPS IN RosEsup ARE
IN ELCuRlShlNG SHADE

Fairfax. S. d., June S.-Crop 2condi.
lions In the Rosebud are practically
Ideal, although more rain has fallen
than Is necessary during the past three
weeks Since May Is. more than ii
inches Of rain has fallen ii Gregory
county. but as most Of the. corn was
planted before this, the extensive nres
cipatation has not materially retarded
crop work. Much OF the corn ia the
Rosebud is up and growing RAPIDLY.
A!lfalfa cutting has already commenced
IN a few places, and the first haryasf
q this hay will be In full blast IN q
Few days. The yield is splendid.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
BIG RANCH MANAGER
SERIOUSLY INJURED
Jeff scissors Held Pending De.
velopments of Wounds Of
Mulehead Manager.

Gregory; S. D., June 7.-As the re-
suit Of a quarrel over some cattle,
George Unglaub, manager Of the Mule
head ranch in the Dixon district OF
Gregory county, received injuries OF q
serious character, and jeff Scissons, q
ranchman of the neighbofhood, wat ar
rested n released on bonds pending
the outcome OF Unglaub's injuries. 1t
is charged that Scissors struck I'm
glaub over the head with an automo-
bile crank. He was rendered uncon-
ecious for some time, and it now is
feared the blow on the head has caused
a blood clot to form on the. brain. Both
men have been prominent in cattle
raising for many years. scissors being
southern section of the state.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
EQUITY UNION At HURON
PLANS BIG IMPROVEMENTS

Huron. 8. D., June 1l.-A farmers
equity union was organized in Huron
yesterday by a group of prominent
farmers living near here. r. H. Hill was
elected president: f. r.. Frevert. vice
president, and b. A. Cranstoi, Ssecre-
tary -treasurer. The directors are:
Carl Geek, M. l.. Swarm, d. f. Nc
Monies, j.. G. Cranston.
1t is the plan OF the new equity union
to organize a new $50, 900 creamery,
erect a handsome building here, and
get milk and cream from 1000 farms
in this vicinity. They also plan on
taking over the farmers elevator.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
FRIEND IF CuARDSMEN
IS SLAIN BY BANDITS
Mexican Whose Property South
Dakota Troops Guarded
Victim of Outlaws.

Sioux Falls, s. D., June s.-A dis
patch from Mission, Tex, telling OF q
raid by Mexican bandits and the kill
ing OF an Americanized Mexican named
Garcia, a %ranchn1an, after his wife and
I'VE daughters had been mistreated,
a Of special interest to the members
of Company 3. South Dakota national
guard, OF this city. When the members
of Company b were on the Mexican
border last winter bali of the company
was deailed to protect the Garcia
ranch, remaining at the n for a
period of two weeks. The ranch is sit
uated in the lower Rio G;rande valley.
Last December a Mexican scout who
vas stationed at SCOTS ranch, on the
American side of the river, was wound
ed by Mexican bandits. n Las feskes
ranch. the home Of Garcia, was threat
ened several times. One-haif of CONF
pany Is was detailed to guard the Scott
ranch and the other half To guard Las
Yeskes ranch. During the two weeks
which the Sioux Falls national guards
men spent at Las Yeskes ranch they
became good friends Of Garcia, who
Several times he had supplied the
South Dakota soldiers with ~delicacies.
which were foreign to the daily camp
fare, and also invited the boys to his
home on frequent occasions.
The bandits had ON numerous occa-
siolls tIleu 10 sel SaTCla lie
had given information in regard to their
whereabouts, and activities. to the Uni
ted States military authorities. After
the Sioux Falls hoNs had guarded the
ranch for Il period of two weeks they.
were relieved by Company C, of Brook
I'M S. D., who remained at h ranch
for a corresponding length Of time.
The South Dakota guardsmen were
sorry to near of the death of their Mex
lean friend at the hands of the bandits.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1917-06-15
FISHERS ARE
DRAGGING BIG SIOUX
Button Factory Workmen Said
to Be Destroying Fish
Spawn, Also.

~F1andreau. s. D.. June 11.-Residents
along the Big Sioux river are up in
arms over the alleged Wholesale de-
struction OF fish spawn in the river by
expert pearl fishers from Davenport, Ia.
who now are operating along that part
OF the Big Sioux which passes through
Moody county, having worked south
ward from ~Brookings, every foot of the
river from Rrookings to Moody county
having thus far, been carefully scraped
by the appliances OF the pearl fishers in
their search for CLAIMS and pearls
The pearl fishers are provided with
several tents. which they pitch on the
banks of the stream and in which they
live while securing adjacent sections OF
the river. They have as equipment q
power launch and several smaller boats.
The launch is rugged with iron pipe. to
which are attached hoops. which are
dropped into the water and utilized to
ptck up the CLAIMS from the river bed.
Special rakes are used when the hook
appliances cannot be used to good adj
vantage.
The clam shells are shipped to Dav-
EXPORT as soon az a sufficient quantity
is gathered, where they are manufact-
ured into buttons and similar products.
Whatever pearls are found constitute
h velvet" Of the pearl fishers. While
none of the pearl fishers will discuss
this feature Of their work, it ia be-
lteved that the search for pearls is
proving very remunerative.
Residents along the river who have
become excited over thestearing, up by
the pearl fishers OF the masses of fish
spawn along the flyer, fearing fishing
will be ruined, nay request the state
fish and game warden to make an in
vestfgation n put a stop to the opera
tons OF the pearl fishers II it is found
that young fish in the stream are in
danger OF complete humiliation.
EQUITY UNION AT
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-02-09
SYNOPSIS.

On windward Island Palidor intrigues
Mrs Golden into an appearance OF eVll
which causes Golden to capture and tor
ture the Italian by branding his face ana
crushing his hand. PalidOri Hoods the IS
land and kidnaps Golden's little daughter
Mergeiy. Twelve years later IN New YORK
q Masked One rescues Margery from Le-
gar and takes her to her fathers nome,
whence she is recaptured. Marsery
mother fruitlessly implores Golden to ma
their daughter. The Laughing Mask
again takes Margery away from leEar
Legar sends to Golden a warning and a
demand for a portion Of the chart OF
mother. The chart is lost In fight be-
tween Manley and one Of Legar's hench-
men, but is recovered by the Laughing
Mask. Count Da Espares figures In a
dubious attempt to entrap Legar ana
claims to have killed him. Golden's house
is dynamited during "a masked ball. LIE
gar escapes but Da Espares Is crushed In
the ruins Margery resCues the Laughing
Mask from the police. Manley finds Mar
gerry not Indifferent TO his love. He saves
her from Maukfs poisoned arrows. Man
ley plans a mock funeral which fails 10
accomplish the desired purpose. the cap
ture of the Iron Claw and his gang. Mar
gerry is saved from death at the hands or
the Iron Claw by the Laughing Mask. An
attempt by the Iron Claw to blow up the
O'Mara cottage is frustrated In the nick
Of time. The Laughing Mask discloses
his identity to Margery. Margery over
hears the policies plan to take the Laugh
ing Mask prisoner and hastens to warn
him. They escape both the police ana
the Iron Claw Later the Laughing Mask
is almost taken while with Margery at
her home. He eludes capture: Margery' 8
father tells her that the Mask has met
death.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-02-09
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DAHDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hairl Get Is Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now-Also
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle. coloriess and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feverish'
ness and itching of the scalp. which
IL not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and lUxuriance
which is so beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear.
ance of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just q
few weeks use. when you will actual
ly see a lot of fine. downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-02-09
SYRUP Of FIGS FOR
A CH|[D'S BOWELS
It is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil, calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them. how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form Of
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt is well-found-
ed. Their tender little "insides' are
injured by them.
II your child's stomach. liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious California Syrup of Figs" Its
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
Of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take it; that it never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach. and that teaspoonfui
given today saves a sick child tomor-
row.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup of Figs" which
has full directions for babies. children
OF all ages and for grown-ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-02-09
Weak, Fainty Heart, and Mysteries
can be rectihed by taking "Renovine" a
heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and 81. kaL
She Had Heard of One.

"Whoever saw perfect man?" ask
ed an evangelist at a revival meeting.
"There is no such thing. Every man
has his faults, plenty of them"
OF course. no one had ever seen
perfect man, and consequently the
statement of the revivalist was re-
ceived with silence. The revlvalist
continued:
"Whoever saw perfect womanW
At this juncture tall, thin woman
arose.
do you mean to say, madam" the
evangelist asked. that you have seen
a perfect woman?"
"Well, l can't just say that l have
seen her." the woman replied. "but
have heard great deal about her
my husbands first wife."-Pittsburgh
ChrOnicle-Telegraph