Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1917-05-15

CHORlDg AND
d I S C O r d s
THE WISE GUY THAT SITS BE-
HIND Y0U II THE THEATRE.

e I3BAA EGtG4E "a ~ #AIN --Lt-tAA
10 quit paying ny good dough 10 see
shows any place outside 1le big cities
Now look at that layout I saw the
company when It was in Chicago ana
you wouldn't believe ID was the same
people that are performing for rs to-
night
she-~That seems SO strange
doesn't it,
He-aNot at all. They imagine
when they get out here on the small
time all they have to do is show them
selves and we viii be satisfied TbeE
think they don't have TO work like
they are obliged 10 work TO win the
favor Of the people in the big towns
who ara used to only the best and
won't stand for Ioa6ng behind the
footlights.
She-"Now YOU are going TO spoil
my whole evening by your criticisms
You will make me feel that / am
wasting your time and mine and
causing Won foolisbly TO spend your
money. 1t strikes me that the show
is really good IL is all that / eZ-
pected Everything is smart and
bright and / cant see where there
could be much Improvement
He-"Of course. little girl, soa
haven't been around as much as ]
have been.
Sbe-.ThsF IS frrro And now
envy YOU at times in v08r experiences
1t must be grand 10 travel over the
country, observing different people
ana the pecuHarftiez that are native
to certain localities
He-"True. in a way But travel
ing has its dlsagreeabLe side. you must
vg5oze ex1e7sa aera4nt ls - narro<s
that a dime oa+ oT me wav NAV Iose
him his ion He's IN q Rad Hx Hes
got r0 sfeen next fo fha roof ana live
on stool nfa counter fare OF course
ys-T7e7 r-of1 arc rrr-e-faE r.-ft., O 4r0,,za
zueh As ranrasanr ills ranoIfv fff-
farenr Ms caTrna-4.- v-ar.f stand for
NV pffffn- m anywhere buf Ar tbs +rs+
hotel in every rl+r where ra1 IN
The trade Fer instance. was ia
Kansas City Friday. NV room set
me back six bucks per dav~
she-~Just for a room and no
mealsa s
He Correct ALWAYS have my
bath. you know. i wouldn't feel like nv
self If / turned out in the morning
without having had my cold plunge
To be sure these little accommoda-
tI0ns on the road come high For
instance in Kansas CITY / was on
the ninth floor"
She-.I got that one IN aa= nratfs-
good. But Won always were so orig
NAL. George
He-tThatrs very nice Of Won 10 say
that It's mo- eTor. fg~ me tbararn
1t just seems 10 come during an ordf-
nary conversation and without the
Shetland vaH don. GET maid for he
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