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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Stake and Post Fuller.

wherein the pulling mechanism is in
the form of pivotally connected open
frames adapted to be slipped over the
post, each frame having at one end
gripping mechanism for engaging the
post or stake, and at the other end
q handle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
PULLING STAKES AND POSTS
Mechanism Is in Form of Pivotally
Connected Open Frames Adapted
to Be Slipped Over Post.

The Scientific American in illustrat-
ing and describing a fence post and
stake puller, invented by r. S. Fox of
Blue Earth, Mimi, says:
This inventor provides a device es-
pecially adapted for pulling posts,
stakes and the like from the ground,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
CORN HEAVY FOOD PRODUCER
viii Yield More Per Acre Than Any
Other Crop, With the Possible
Exception of Alfalfa.

Corn will produce more food per
acre than any other crop except pos
sibly alfalfa. 1t produces both grain
and forage that is both nutritious and
well relished by all kinds Of stock.
Corn fodder has about the same feed
ing value as timothy hay and shelled
corn has about the same feeding value
as oats.--North Dakota Experiment
Station.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Had His Game Trapped.

a young Swede appeared at the
county judges Office and asked for
license.
What kind of license?" asked the
judge "A hunting licenseT"
No" was the answer. AYE tank
aye bane hunting long enough. Aye
want marriage license. "-Freeman's
Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
companlons In sufferlnn.

I'm glad this car isn't heavy enough
to hurt you" said Mr.. Chugglns to the
man he had run over.
Its mighty uncomfortable under
there. just the same"
II know 1t. But think of mel have
spent hours under that car trying to
fix it,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

"Why are you so sure the man isn't
her hushand?"
Because" replied Miss Cayenne,
"he referred to her bathing suit as
stunning If he was her husband he'd
have said shocking"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

have an eight pound baby girl. know
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
poun1 saved me from an operation
which every woman breads. - Mrs.
NELLIE FIshBACK, 1921 Christy Ave-,
Louisville, KY.
Everyone naturally breads the sur
geon' knife Sometimes nothing else
will do, but many times Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has saved
the patient and made an operation I'M
necessary.
Ifyou have any symptom about which
you would like to know. write to the
Lydia e. Pipkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, tor helpful advice gwen free.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Very True.

She-It's great fun to flirt with a
man till you get him to propose and
then say mo"
He-It's fun for the man, too, but he
runs great risk.
She-How?
He-The girl might deceive him and
say Eyes"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Improvlnn the Chances.

Madge-The war Is taking all the
boys away.
Marjorie-We ehould worry. Won't
all the rich old fellows be left7-Town
Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

finished. The doc
tors said I would
have to be opera
ted on and ! simply
brok . down. A
friend advised me
to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's V e ge.
table Compound,
and the result is |
feel like q new wom-
an. / am well and
strong, do all my
nw1 ha1lsa UynYlr end
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Mlnht Have Missed II.

Excited Bridegroom (thirty minutes
late)-Don't tell me the thing is over
London Opinion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
4 FRIENDS
ADVICE
Woman Saved From a Seri.
GUS Surgical Operation.

Huntsville, Hy.-"For four years /
r,ffered fre-4 female troubles, head
sches. and nervousness. could not
sIsep. had no appetite and it hurt me to
wsIk' If | tried to do any work,
would have to lie down before it was
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Near E asst.

Tim-When is your meeting day7
Tom-Friday.
Tim-That's my meatless day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

The only thing that can worry &
spellbnder is that he has but one
mouth to give his country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
Undoubtedly.

Son-Fathe. what do standing arm
les sit on when they are tired?
F theron the seat Of war, my
boy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

There was a time when we peeled
our potatoes with a knife, but now
We use safety razor.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
A BANG From Hodge.

nearly died laughing last night"
Which one of your jokes were you
tellingY"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

please help me, sir, l am spent"
My poor man, so am t. Baltimore
American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

Some men simply can't be civil while
wearing a corporation uniform.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

When there is an office for each seek
er the millennium will be In sight.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

During courtshlp they argue; after
marriage they quarrel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27

A town man brags about how much
it cost, u farmer about how cheap he
got it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1917-07-27
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy

No smAranR - Just Eye Comfort % cents AZ
Druggists OF mail Write for Free Hye BOOK
MURINE EYE REMEDY CO., CHICAGO
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
Baths

| NONNEN1ENCES for the cold morning
path are not at hand or If for any other
reason the cold bath cannot be taken, the
Voiu-hlr bath may he substituted with al
most equally good effect and under some
STcun stances, with even better results.
This bath consists simply i'm exposure OF
'he tody TO cold or cool air, either all at
once or different parts In succession, the
rest ~ the body being covered 20 prevent
undu2 chilling. During the exposure the
suIiaeo must he constantly and vigorously
Tuoo'd so az to secure and maintain good
reaction which is the essential feature Of
,he tath. The effects of the rubbing may
oe increased by the use of friction mttts or
rough towel, The duration OF the air
bath may be from fifteen or twenty seconds
70 AS many minutes, according to the
temperature
The cleansing bath is preferably taken
at niEit. Just before retiring. This lessons
the danger of taking cold, for the cleansing
ohth IN order to accomplish the most IN
thlS direction, must be taken at such "a
temperature as will induce perspirat.ou.
person whose occupation Is not sufficiently
active To Produce vigorous p"rapration
daily should secure "a good sweat at least
twice or, better, three times a week. Sweat
ing should not be prolonged more than ten
or fifteen minutes and even lesser time
Will lie found beneficial.
tn sun bath Is row a wellrccognz"d
and h ghly valued means for promoting
bodily vigor and healthy skin, In taking
the sun bath the whole body is exposed TO
the direct action Of the suns rays III
length of the bath depends upon the in.
tensity of the suns rays and the effects
sought Persons who are not HCcustm,
to exposure to the sun, and individuals
who's complexion Is fair, should make the
first exposure to the sun of short Duration
ten or fifteen minutes. Longer exposure!
are ltlely to produce sunhurn. No par
ticulHr harm Is done by suuburn except the
temporary Inconvenience UcCasiuncd by II
In this manner, the rigm,ntation Of the
skin. induced by sunburn, protects the sk.h
from further injury.
Tho body may be exposed to the sun
either n the open air ur before a window.
When the suns rays are SO intense tina
the heat is depressing, the heat rays may
be ii tered out by means of a hluc.Rla&
screen placed between the patient and the
sun. After the sun bath. cold plunge, a
short cold shower, "A cold towel rub or a
cold wet sheet rub should be administered
to tone the skin and the nerves.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
PLAY COMPOSITIONS
BY PHILADELPHIANS
Sunday Concert Audience Hears Works
of Philip II. Goepp and Camille
w. Zeckwer

Compositions by Philadelphia musicians
were the features Of the third free sunday
concert at the Pennsylvania Academy OF
tho Fine Arts yesterday afternoon. a
sonata for piano and violin by Philip H..
Gocpp opened the program, while later Il
trio for piano violin and viola by Camille
W zeckwer was played. Both composers
played their piano parts. Lewis ]. Howell,
baritone, was the soloist.
In the Goepp sonata the melody Is prir
cipally in the violin (playcd by Carlton
Cooley, but the composers inten. is not
always clear. Indefinite harmonies and In
complete melodies rather confuse the lis
tcncr at the first hearing.
The trio 10y MIR. Hcckwcr--cuicd sercnade
"Picrrot and Picrrcttc'---is on tie other
hand, clear and definite in conception and
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
HE MOTHER OF
THE REVOLUTION
: WOULD like personally to know Madame
By "MA" SUNDAY

wpt'T,D like ucrSuually to know Madame
NH, y,,o ,,,,s, ha
" ,,, ,,,,,,,,,,i,r ,.,,,,,
=, history who seemed fired with vision
aa,t which normal human strength
''u "
can never measure
We have heard a great deal of her lately
, ,f tba urluciuaI movers i'm the So
u W 1T, ,,.,,t..,, ,,,,,,,,,,,i ., ,.,.,r ,,,d
called reNo'u'io"' ''''' ",
made Russia free from the ru''' OF "''sru'e'
=, uan-ordaincd kings There are those
H., call her even the Mother of the Revo-
wiz ''' b,yc brr,, Interested lately I'm
n1uon .,,,o,hir,, nf her rarnorl;ahln story
reaoine t,ri,,, ,ybat su,h a woman would
anu n' T,od In tho moro prosgic pcaceful
90 IT. p,,,,o,te NJ America
chN,i en-, ,,, i,l s,ir,, - Girl in her Younger
as biiodrods Of our Young soc ETY.
cay r,iscd in luxury. and with no rna-
won,.'' ann, If arythtuf beyond the sphere
S ,ba day's pleasures. She early became
%, v,ifo Of a wealthy land owner of Rus
sia and IT was in her own homp. surrounded
hv every comfort that money could buy,
thot she saw the first vision that was des-
tined 70 transform hrr ne Inns WIS ner
human visiunuE Of the needs of the Serfs
and peasants of her husband. who, as such,
vere hardly above the animals on the vast
estate She began teaching them to master
the rudmcntS OF education, thai th'N mlEht
learn to see for themselves th''r puSS'oun
ties as men ana women Ill tho Er'al "oFIu
around them.
Under the regmc "l the 'Har SuCn
course was almost u"'loIous u" ~" 'oN
ernmcnt Shc was uISl i'P' '''"""," ""u i
then, wheh Sh' COZ, 'nu'" -, -, ',.' -
ana coiu., - sti,ri', 10, r,,,,rco
much or the r'E"rS -, '."'' !" j." 'o'''''"C,'
but lc" W "o sI i,,,r,.s. IVA ,,,i. ,.,st
thing .i ,nr 49,, r,',,si raw, f,,,. - som
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
purpose. A main theme tina, is broad and

irpose. main theme that Is broad and
authoritative and charming little waltz
at Ia developed with deft touch are but
le formal melodies tha. are he'd together
. I'd interviewer by minor phrases that are
'lightful bits by themselves
The suite, In two movements. "drca-
ando' ana 'gr tzioso,' are built out OF the
me subject matter The first, vigorous
nd bold, is evidently picrrots msistont
ooing OF Giorrc'te, the final expansive
utburst Is pacan of victory. In the
Erazioso" the lover tells the same amorous
'ories that he did In pressing his suit only
his time they are whispered tendcrly in
luted viola, and piorrcttc answers as iuti-
lately In mutcd violin. The whole thing
superb picture that makes one think
levitabiy of Henry Jones settings, Ealst
ccorations and russian ballet dancers.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
Correct Weight for Women
Ripe Bananas Are Wholesome

Are lananns. ~ ordinarily sold In IN" mar
kot q PERFECTLY WhOl"sOm" Iprl' y. \. Il.
Baua mas are only wholesome and easily
diCes lille when they are we'll maturcd and
thoruIrhly ripe. Such banana" can now
generally be obtained in the markets in all
our large cities. When purchasing, care
should he taken 20 see that the fruit Is
plumu and fully maturcd II Is inmate
rial whether they are ripeuei in the market
or whether they are purchased green and
taken nome to he ripencd N some warm,
dry place. When ready for use. the skin
of tn fruit viii he nearly black or quite
So The fruit should he mellow as "A peach.
In this condition the banana contains a
large amount of sugar and deNtru with
little o. no starch and Is very wholesome
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26

MIR Zecl,wer is too wary with his COM
positions. II memory does not fan. this is
the first public performance OF one OF his
m jor works since two years ago, when the
poem and one nr the string quartets II
quintet Mr. HocNwor has an uudoubtci
gift OF melody ana hi3 competitions are
musiciauIy and artistic throughout In the
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26

and easily digestibc food. Great caro- must
be taken In mastication Every particle OF
the fruit should be reduced to a pulp before
swallowing. A very good method Of eating
the banana is to reduce 1t TO pulp by
passing through a colardcr The ripe
banana may be crushed in "A tumbler with
a knife or spoon, then beaten up to a
fine pulp with fork. When taken in this
way there is no more digestihlc food than
a ripe banana
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26

trio Frederick E Hahn played ~
part and Charlton l.. Murphy the Viola
Mr.. Howell sang the Fri tu" from W.
'Un Ballo in Maschera," and gave -. t.
encore the Largo al FactotuhY from xxx
sinis III Barbiere de Sevigliis Latet
sang Gorlng Thomas's "A Memory" rtt.1
'ipss MY Shrine" and sydney Hosuof6
Banjo Song" Mr.. Howell has a hne 6ofls
tone voice Of pleasing quality and IN ~
gratiating personality. v. H -
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
Artesian Water

Is artesnn Nator putr? 81 ". T.
Artesian water Is generally free from
bacteria and its use Is comparatively safe
Very deep artisan wells are virtually al
ways safe, but artcsian wells which do not
penetrate the rock for considerable dis
tance may he contaminated by surface
N.ater
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
BAKED STUFFED HAupOCK

BNNTJ > 70 TT I'D IINTIITT|TN n
Wash three-pound iish and fill with the
following stufing:
Melt two tablespoonfuls of shortening,
add to this one cupful softeucd stale
bread crumbs and stir until the crumbs
are light brown Add Il quarter Of a tea
spoonful of salt n pinch Of pepper, q tea
spoonful Of grated onion, IA teaspOOnful Of
parsley, II quarter of IA Cupful Of boiling
water and Il tablespoonful Of chopped pickle.
After the fish is stuffed dredge with -four
and put on a rack in the dripping pan. Sea-
Son with salt and pepper Cover with bits
OF suet. Bake for forty-five minutes in a
not oven. Baste frequently. Serve with
egg sauce.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-11-26
GOOD HEALTH QUESTION BOX

BY JOHN HARVEY KELLOGG, M. D., Ii. D.
dirdtU
SUcd 1v 10
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18

"Well,' says he, "Wiliamses' and
Hagadorn's and Jenkses' is on the north
side of the streets" and he gives me the
names of the streets. airy them on your
piano" says he.
I'll try 'em on your telephone says
l. "if you got such a nuisance on the
premises
| called each of them places up and
says, as Mr.. Bundy there?7 Two places
never heard of him. The other place
kept quiet spell before answering, and
then says: "Who wants to know"
"Fm his maiden aunt, says |, "bringin'
him jar of jam"
"Be you a relative?' says the place.
"Sortof, saysI. am his grocer-in-law. 5"
"Well," says the place, "we're doggone
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18

WASH L. She cOuldn ma no Slcn pace
as she was looking for, and she began to
cry little, soft-like.
at was dark before, says she, land
things all look so different
Huh, says |. 1--WE haint got nothin'
to do but drive around in this death
dealin'- thing, so let's keep at it. If you
see another factory that even looks like
the right. one, you holler right out"
so we drove up one street and down
- another slow In about a half hour
when was wondering how my clerk was
getting along with a grocery and an ice
cream sody girl both on his hands to look
after Elinor stopped and says
"There's one that looks something like
the place.. but it isn't the one. It's on
the wrong side of the street.
took look.
"Factory!' says |, and somehow no
ton begun to sprout inside my skull
THAT hain't no factory. How comes
girls to be so lackin' in eddication when
their dads spends all their money sendin
'em away to colleges and things? Elinor
you don't know scarcely anythin useful
That there hain't no factory; it's a
machine shop" -.o
"Oh, says she; whats the difference"
"There is one says |, looking wise.
"You set here, and don't let this thing
run away till come out
Inside ] went, and picked out the
cleanest one of them machinists, knowing
he was either the boss or lazy-in either
of which cases he'd have time to talk.
"D'you know Tom Bundy?" says l.
mo" says he. Cant say S l do.
Don't b'long to my local
"All right says l "There's one stain
he haint got on his soul. Any other
machine shops around here?"
about sixteen" says he. 9
I'm lookin' for one on the north side
of a street." says l.
what street," says he.
I'm lookin' for that, too" says !.
Either says he, you're doggone
smart or doggone nutty."
I'm a Blend says I, like Mocha
and Java"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18

put it off like | was girl going to the
dentists, what with the possibilities in
there, and with Eiinor setting outside in
her showcase But there wasn't any use
backing out then.
Over the door was closed transom,
and | fetched a chair and pried it open.
At first couldn't see awful well; but then
] made out pair of legs with feet at this
end of them, and the toes was pointing
straight up. ! craned my neck and fol-
lowed up the legs till | could see all of a
man, even to his face, and the face be-
longed to Tom Bundy. l come close to
falling off my chair.
And then come that sound again-a
long-drawn-out kind OF sound. Before
hadn't recognized it, buv now. with
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18

glad somebody's turned up that b'longs
to him. He's got our goats
"I'll be right over" says |, "and make
him give EN- back"
1t didn't look what you'd call reassur-
ing, did it? Well, | didn't let on to
Elinor, but jest told her where to drive,
and off we went. When we come in
front of Jenkses, she says, excited-like,
that it was the place, which | didn't need
to be told.
"Ill go in and ask questions, says L.
"He's there" she says breathless-like
81 know he's there!"
"Look here, now" says |. mo fire.
works. Keep your seat, and remain placid
hustled in.
"Where is he?" says /.
"Be you the man that telephoned?'
says the boss. 81.
"Yes," says !. o.
"He's upstairs in his room," says he,
"and he's been there clost to week with
out comm out The boy here took his
grub up three times day, but for the last
four meals he hain't ct. The grub sets
outside the door without bein' touched
And" says he, with sort of apprehen-
sive look over his shoulder, eve hain't
heard sound to-day. Not sound,'
"Why didn't you bust IMP" says I.
1--WE was thinkin' of sendin' for the
police" says he.
Police! Everybody wants to send for
them, no matter what happens.
"Fm goin' to do all them police could"
says |, fright now. You folks stay here
I'll go alone Where's his room?'
fright to the top of the stairs" says
the boss; and work suspends immediate
while everybody gathers around to find
out what's the difficulty.
I WENT up with sinking feeling in my
stummick, for was some afraid of what
| was going to find behind that door.
went up to it and put my ear ag in it and
listened. First off | didn't hear any
thing; but then come sound that sent
a wiggle right up my spine to the short
hairs at the nape of my neck. 1t wasn't
a groan. 1t was longer and pdinfuier.
| knew had to open up that door; but
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1917-02-18


crazy says she.
"All young men is, says |.
"He makes me afraid. Oh, she says,
al love him o-and-oh, Uncle Eli,
she says, maybe they'll shut him up.
That sounded pretty serious, and |
asked her what made her think his brain
was added.
why she says, at started with his
coming to see me and forgetting | was
there Then it grew worse. One night
he took me to the theater, and all at once
he got up in the middle of an act and went
out-and-didn't come back-at all.
When | asked him why, he was so sorry
and dear and sort of bewildered, and told
me not to worry, but his mind was so full
of something it made him forget every
thing else sometimes, but he wouldn't
ever do it again. And that very night
was telling him how we'd furnish the Ii
brary, and he said Yes, yes, like you'd
speak to baby that was bothering you,
and pulled out his cuff and went to making
marks on it, and rushed for his hat. He
just mumbled good night from the hall
and fairly ran away from the house. Next
day he called me up to apologize, and
was something about feXibility. AS far
as l could understand he ran away the
night before because something wasn't
flexible. And now-and now he's
disappeared!
Disappeared" says l. disappeared
howl"
"Hes gone. Nobody knows where"
Him." says |. Looks like there's
grounds for suspcion-maybe of insanity,
maybe of somethin' else. Got any more
evidence to bear up your notion of it?'
"The worst of ALL she says-and her
eyes got big and scared. "The last time
he was at the house he-he-rushed out
into the kitchen and said to the cook, L
want dish shaped like that He held
his hands to show her. Quick he said.
She handed him an old sugar-bowl, and
he grabbed it and poured the sugar right
out on the floor. Then he made a little
wad of paper and put it inside, and pulled
out his cheeks and blew and blew and
ble,D into it. | was so frightened | almost
called daddy
"You hain't told your folks" says I.
No." says she; "I-couldn't.7
"Good,' says |. Don't. Now, you
run along nome ana cry Wig rOus nut Sc
cret. It'll do you good IL look into this
here insanity plea.
you'll find him. says she.
an do my darndest, says |. Its
funny" ] says, "but | can't imagine
Bundy goin' insane. 1t don't fit en-,
says l, "any more'n hoop-skirt would
fit hippopotamus.
WELL, l yanked my apron off and hol
Tered to my clerk, who was talking
as usual to the girl in the sody fountain
next door, and started out First off |
took a car up to the offices of the motor
company young Bundy was working for,
and went in and asked to see the man at
the head of the whole thing.
whats your name?" says the girl,
"and what's your business? And have
you an appointment
MY name don't signify, says |, land
my business is snoopin' into other folks
affairs, and | hain't got any appointment.
"Then, says she, "you can't see him.
"You tell that man." says |, that if he
don't see me, the next time his wife comes