The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1917-10-25
SATAN WRITES TO KAISER;
OFFERS HIM NEITHER THRONE

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their friends has become an elephant
on his hands.
Letters are pouring in from every
state of the Union and Canada in
quiring for more copies. Already
thousands have been forwarded to
France, England and Canada.
Letterings are coming from men of
prominence such as Tumulty. Roosee
welt and Secretary Daniels of the
navy.
Some of Satan's letter have al
ready found their way into the Ger
man trenches by airship route.
If it is worth pushin along. It will
give pleasude to you and your
friends.
The Internal Region.
June 20, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern, King
of Prussia, Emperor of All Ger
many and Envoy Extraordinary of
Almighty God.
My Dear Wilhelm:
l can call you by that familiar
name, for l have always been very
close to you, much closer than you
could know.
From the time that you were yet
an undeveloped being l have shaped
your destiny for my own purpose.
In the days of Rome l created a
rough-neck known in history as
Nero; he was a vulgar character and
suited my purpose at that particular
time. In these modern days classic
demon and efficient supernatural
was needed and as | know the Hob
enzollern blood l picked you as my
special instrument to place on earth
an annex of hell. gave you abnor-
NAL ambition, likewise an oversup-
ply of egotism that you might not
discover your own failings; l twisted
your mind to that of mad man with
certain normal tendencies to carry
you by, most dangerous character
placed in power; / gave you the pow
er of hypnotist and certain mag
netic force that you might sway your
people. / am responsible for the de-
formed arm that hangs helpless on
your left, for your crippled condition
embitters your life and destroys all
noble impulses that might otherwise
cause me anxiety, but your strong
sword arm is driven by your abitions
that squelch all sentiment and pity.
l placed in your soul deep hatred of
all things English, for of all nations
on earth l hate England most, for
wherever England plants her flag she
brings order out of chaos and the
hatred Cross follows the Union
Jack; under her rule wild tribes be-
come tillers of the soil and in due
time practical citizens; she is the
great civilizer of the globe and l
hate her. l planted in your soul a
cruel hatred of your mother because
she was English and left my good
friend Bismarck to fan the flame l
had kindled. Recent history proves
how well our work was done. 1t
broke your royal mothers heart, but
l gained my purpose.
The inherited disease of the Hob
enzollerns killed your father, just as
it will kill you, and you became the
ruler of Germany and tool of mine
sooner than expected.
To assist you and further hasten
my work l sent you three evil spirits,
Niezzzche, Tdeitschke and later
Bernhard, whose teachings inflamed
the youths of Germany, who in good
time would be willing to spill their
blood and pull your chestnuts, yours
and mine; the spell has been perfect
you cast your ambitious eyes to-
ward the Mediterranean, Egypt, In
dia and the Dardeneilles and you be-
gan your great railway to Bagdad,
but the ambitious wife stood in your
way. 1t was then that sowed the
seed in your heart that ,blossomed in
to the assassination of the duke and
his wife, and all hell smiled when it
saw how cleverly you saddled the
crime onto Servia. saw you set sail
for the fjords of Norway and l knew
you would prove an abb. How
cleverly done, so much like your
noble grandfather, who also secured
an assassin to remove old King Fred
erick of Denmark and later robbed
that country of two provinces that
gave Germany an opportunity to be-
come naval power. Murder is dir
ty work, but it takes a Hohepzollern
to make way and get by with it.
Your opportunity was at hand;
you set the world on fire and the
bells of hell were ringing; your rape
on Belgium caused much joy; it was
the beginning, the foundation of a
perfect hell on earth, the destruction
of noble cathedrals and other infinite
works Of art was hailed with 10y in
the internal regions. You made war
on friends and foe alike and the
murder of civilians showed my teach
ings had bore fruit Your treachery
towards neutral nations fastened
universal upheaval, the things l most
desired. Your undersea warfare is
master stroke from the smallest
mackerel boat to the Lusitania. You
show no favorites as a war lord you
stand supreme, for you have no
mercy; you have no consideration for
the baby clinging to its mothers
breast as they both go down into the
deep together only to be torn apart
and leisurely devoured by the sharks
down among the corals.
have strolled over the battle
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