Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-27
Old Traders
DOPE

REPEAT ITSELF, FOR THE kNl-
SER'S FATHER WENT OVER THE
NIL TO TAKE LOOK At
FRANCE and HE SAW HIS CHANCE,
so HE DRANK THEIR VIM AND
NTI THEIR HONEY and TOOK ALL
of THEIR MONEY and GOT BACK
HOME WITHOUT any HOLES re
ING SHOT INTO HIS PANTS. NOW
THE KAISER BOLD. THOUGHT HE
Gould DO LIKE HIS DAD or OLD.
so HE ALSO GOES OVER THE
HILL To TAKE \ LOOK Al
FRANCE and KNOCKED At THEIR
DOOR and SAID, THIS IL BILL
FROM OVER THE IiIi4L!! ! GUESS
NOU REMEMBER MY FATIiER.!
THEY ANSWERED. QUITE WELL
WITH SHOT and SHELL. THEN
BILL SAID BOYS. WE HAVE GOT
TEN INTO HE'LL. so THEY START
SACK, But TIE FRENCH BULLETS
kEpT FIXING AT TIIEIR BACK.
AND WHEN THE KAISER GOT
HOME ALL BLEEDING and TORN.
Ills WIFE TURNED nm AROUND
AND SAID. BILL. HOW CAME
THOSE BULLET HOLES ~ THE
BACK OF YOUR PANTS.
THEN SHE SAID. BILL. HANG
THOSE PANTS ON THE RACK. FOR
u II \ SHAME FOK \ GERMAN
TO BIZ SHOT ~ THE BACH. THEN
THE KAISER SAID. WIFE. I KNOW
THAT QUITE WELL. But TT WAS
TAKE IT THIS WAY OR GO TO
HELL. NNp THEN HIS WIFE SAID.
BILL. LET Is All SING. "IOME,
SNttT HOME. LET IT Ri EVER
81 HUMBLE. THERE IL No PLACE
LIKE HOMER"
THEN BILL SAID. IL EVER On
Ny SOLDIERS HOME ONCE MORE.
WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS DEAR
OLD PLACE \CNIN. IL WE HELP
HOOVER or BUY LIBERTY BOND
WI HELP Ia FORCE the KAISER
and HIS MILITARY LORDS to 60
HOME and MAKE THEM III GLAD
10 STAY THERE NOW Il THE
TIME to COMpIETEIN CRUSH
Mllli AitlSM and to EST \BIiNiI \
rI'NCE THAT SHALL LAST FOR
E\ER.
N IT WAS NOT TOR THE IN
btSTRN or THE GERMAN WON
N rIII GERMAN SOLDIERS
WOULD HAVE STARVED long
NGO. Tor THOSE WOMEN MAKE
EVERY ROOT or THEIR LAND
PRODUCE SOMETHING USEFUL
i\,H NE\R THEY WORK DAY
aud NIGHT WHILE TUEIR ~
liilkN, III NbNNDS SN IlIilINRIS
aud BROTHERS FIGHT. THEY ARE
NOW PIONl\G tP, DIGGING I'P,
ar Sr\DI\G Up all their GARDEN
LAND FOR NEXT YEARS GAR
nI,\S. NOT EVEN TiIE FLOWERS
NRE LEFT ROOM TO GROW IN
Tll FRONT YARDS. But EVERY
INCH MUST PRODUCE SOMETHING
tn EAT. THEY CJIiTIN NTE THE
RAILROAD RIGUT on WAY and
EVEN BETWEEN THE RhILRON VI
tHOSN-1IES THEY GROW ONIONS
AND LETTUCE, etc. IL WE WIN
TINS FIGHT FOR LIBERTY WE
WI ST DEPEND ON the WOMEN Of
OUR LAND to DO ALL THEY CAN
TOR so long AS the Sun SHINES
MD the RAIN FALLS UPON GER
MANY YOU CANNOT STNRNE HER.
fOr GERMAN EFFICIENCY nno
THE INDUSTRY or TIE GERMAN
WOMEN WILL FEED ard CLOTHT
IliR"! IN OUR GREAT LAND OF
LIBERTY. WE HAVE PErTED OUR
WIVES and SWEETHEARTS aud
Vow SOME or THEM ARE LIT
lLE BIr SPOILED. but GOD RIESS
THEM. THEY WILL COME to THE
FRONT AND 30 RIGHT. Nnd NOW
LEI Is PLOW tp, SPADE Up. or
DIG tP EVERY FOOT OF OUR
NiNN JEW IINt u or ot lt tAk-
DIN CITY. or OUR ROSE HIfI.
RANCH and GET n READY for
\iN1 SPRING, FOR TUE EARLY
BiitD ALWAYS CATCHES THE
WORM. WHILE THE OTHER ONI.
RUINS IT'S NESTS. " NOI WANT to
Gi'I OUT on THE EDGES OF TULSA
N\D BY INDUSTRY AND THRIFT
\ot IIOPi TO WHIP THE KAISER
ana SUPPORT YOUR RABIES.
THEN SiI THE OLD DOPER AND
TALk TT OVER. BJ1 PLEASE RE
MEMBER THAI II NOV no NOT
OWN OR SUPPORT BABY THAT
THE OiD DOPEK DOES NOT LIKE
\ SIttkER. All of Traders Grocery
stores are running full blast. selling
more and better for less. Traders No.
has been ou the hum, bur now We
also are going 10 sell more aud better
Tor less. Two thousand pairs of II. B.
Shoes che best shoes In TulNi). now
ON the rack. Come. look them over.
We also have n complete line OF star
Brand shoes. NJ good prices, also u
good line of staple goods. Come look
them over
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