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Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
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BUSINESS CHANGES City grocery store, inventory $1200; fixtures $500; rent $20; running s2500 monthly.
 VACANT LAND
 4S acres on Central Ave, good wat CT. s3750, terms arranged.
 2b acres on 7th St., good water. $500. terms arranged.
 RANCHES
 S20 acres, of fine rich level, sandy loam, over 200 acres under cultivation, balance very easily cleared all under fence. + miles from R. R. station. Only s25 per acre. Do not miss this. 1G0 acres, 19 miles from Phoenix, on R. R. 40 acres in cultivation, sandy loam, and good water $2500 buys this. so acres, 40 cultivated, 2 miles from R. R. station: sandy loam, lots of wat CT, 2 wells, new fencing. S75 per acre; easy terms.
 40 acres. all under cultivation, 1 A miles from R. R. station. good house, hen houses. and good milk house, all fenced $225 per acre. Easy terms. 20 acres. IF miles from Phoenix, on Central Ave, good house, best water in the country. s9o00. good terms 10 acres Glendale Ave. good house and 200 mixed fruit trees $5000, easy terms.
 21a acres. miles from Phoenix; A water, had alfalfa on last year. $12O0 $275 cash, balance easy
 Come and see us for appointment and we will be delighted to show you these properties.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
PUBLIC SALE BiCkmell Dairy

HALF MILE NORTH OF FIVE POINTS ON 7-TH AVE, ON TUES DAY, OCT. 30, 1917.
 Having been drafted for service in the |. s. army, I, the undersigned own CT. will sell at public aucton at the ranch known as Bicknell Dairy, z mile north of Points on 7th Ave-, on
 TUESDAY, OCT. BOTH, 1917 The following property, to-wit:
 1Ss-HEAD OF CATTLE-1S2 Consisting of my entire herd of choice dairy COWS: 110 head of high grade Holstein COWS; 10 head of Dur ham and Jersey cows. 1 registered Hol- stein bull, years old, out of A. R. O. COW with 20 pound record high grade Holstein bull, yrs. old; 15 head of coming 2 VT. old high grade Holstein heifers; 20 head of yearling heifers 10 short yearling steers; 15 steer calves.
 HORSES
 head of work horses and mares. I lot of chickens; 1 cream separator; l lot milk cans; 1 3-horse power gaso- line engine in perfect condition; retail milk wagons, good ones; full line farm machinery, consisting of l farm wag on. l gang blow, l walking blow, mower, l hay rake, sets harness. 1 lot household and kitchen furniture and many articles too numerous to mention. Terms: All sums of s100.00 or less, cash in hand; on amounts over $100.00, a credit of months will be given pur- chaser to give approved note bearing 10 per cent interest from date. 2 per cent discount for cash on note accts. Sale will start promptly at 10 o'clock O. m. Big free lunch served at noon. For first class dairy cows, attend this sale.
 c. R. BICKNELL, Owner
 LATE MYERS, Clerk
 D. D. DEEM Auctioneer gs
 H. T. DOAK
 General Auctioneer
 Live stock, ranch and farm sales a speciality.
 725 Grand Ave. Cowboy CorraD
 Phone 1063. Phoenix. AriZ.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
NOTICE OF SALE
S20 ACRE RANCH WITH PUMPING
 PLANT

S20 ACRE RANCH WITH PUMPING
 PLANT
 The Phoenix Title and Trust Com pany, as Trustee, under instructions from all parties interested, will sell at public auction on the 29th day of Octo- her. 1917. at 11:00 o'clock A. M., at it's office at 130 West Adams Street. Phoe- nix. Arizona, to the bidder offering the best bid in the opinion of the Phoenix Title and Trust Company. the 320 acres of land lying on the south side of the Gila River near Liberty Maricopa County. Arizona, known as the Bart COrgiat ranch. and described as fol- lows:
 Lots lS 2, and the S,k NEA.
 section 2;
 Lot and the Sh Nwh.
 Section ?;
 The SEA NEA, Section 3:
 zona-
 All in Township 1 South,
 Range West. of the Gila and
 Salt River Base and Meri lian,
 Maricopa County, Arizona This property has good pumping plant. capacity 700 inches, costing about Ss400. house. buildings. fences and ditch. A portion of the land has been cultivated and is in alfalfa. A very good stock range is adjacent. A deposit of 10 per cent of the amount of bid will be required at the time of sale.
 Dated September 27. 1917. I'HoENlN TITLE & TRUST CON-
 PANY, TRUSTEE 10dn
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
 In order to accommodate our coun- try patrons we have decided to hold our livestock sale Saturday, I0:30 I. m. We will sell horses, cows, wagons, buggies and harness in the morning. Starting promptly 1 p. m. our chick ems, then furniture and household goods. Our specialties horses, cows and chickens
 THE BIEHL AUCTION HOUSE
 47 West Jeffarsnn St dn
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
AUCTION SALE

AUCTION SALE
 Wednesday, October 31 Three miles south of Phoenix, Arizona on Center street, one mile west on old Tempe road, three quarters of a mile south, on the Powers ranch. Sale com mencing at II sharp. My lease having expired. I am forced to sell my cattle, which I will offer for sale on the above mentioned date. 52 head of cattle, 31 good Holstein COWS, 9 of these are now milking, the balance will come fresh inside the next 50 days; 9 head of well marked Hol- stein heifers, short yeaIlings; II head of short yearling steers, 1 Holstein bull. well marked.
 FREE LUNCH AT NOON Terms of sale: All sums of $100 and under. cash. Over that amount, a credit of six months will be given, purchaser giving approved 10 per cent note, or 2 per cent off for cash.
 THOMAS E. GRAHAM. Owner
 c. o. McMURTRY. ANctioneer
 21 N. 1ST AVENUE
 PHONE 1910
 L. E. GALLAND. Clerk gb
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
Auctions

AUCTION SALE
 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26 TWO MILES WEST OF MESA CITY, ON THE MAIN ROAD-ON THE
 M. J. LONGMORE RANCH Sale Commencing at 10:30 Sharp Having decided to leave the valley we will sell at Auction, ali our personal property.
 27 head fine dairy cows. all heavy mixers
 head of two-year- old springing heifers.
 6 two-year- old steers. head of six -month-o heifers 14 head of yearling steers. head of calves big working brood mares. ] driving mare. 200 laying hens. Farming implements: wagon, blows, harroWs, stacker. moving machine, buck rake. Chicken house and coops, water troughs.
 lister
 12 tons of cane hay. 15 cords of wood. keg of shingle nails. l. l gas engine, lots of other tools. Furniture: bedsteads, mattresses. Dressers, book case, china closet. Refrigerator. 1 organ.
 Dining table, cook stove. 3 rockers, $ dining chairs. Kitchen cabinet, other articles too numerous to mention.
 FREE LUNCH AT NOON Terms of Sale: All sums of s10O and under cash. Over that amount a cred it of six months will be given purchaser giving approved 10 per cent note, or 2 per cent off for cash
 CHARLES LONGMORE. Owner L. G. GALLAND, Clerk dm c. O. McMIfkTRY,
 AUCTIONEER q NORTH 1ST AVENUE
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

20 ACRE ORANGE GROVE, 20 acres alfalfa and desirable residence for sale. Be quick, it must go For par ticulars address Isaac Orme, Phoenix
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Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

OWN A FARM in the fertile Florence valley. 70 acres, well improved and with full water rights, for only $500. No Bermuda nor Johnson grass. 600 chickens, all farm tools. vehicles and livestock go with the place at this price. Half cash will handle. balance easy. Address box c, Florence, Ariz.
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Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

AUCTION! AUCTIONt Have you seen Taylor? Have you seen Taylor? If you have anything to sell you had better. see Taylor. One man saved $100.00 another saved S75.00; others from s25.00 up. He knows how to handle your goods. Goods always bring more at auction than any dealer can pay Try us; be convinced. No one ever lost a dollar by bringing their goods to us. We want your chickens anything you have for sale
 TAYLOR, The Auctioneer
 241 w. Washington
 Phone 1917 It
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
For Sale Houses
DON'T OVERLOOK THESE

DON'T OVERLOOK
 THESE A dandy four-room complete little home, better see this. the price is $265o.O0.
 very comfortable 5-room modern house. lots west part of city. Price only s2100.00
 15 acres, well fenced, alfalfa, grain and some orchard. Small house, close to town, price Der acre s225.00. TOLLESON LAND & CATTLE co. II West Adams St. Phone 42S2 It
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
MONEY MAKING BUY

 80 acres between Phoenix and Glen dale. 40 in alfalfa. No better soil in the valley. A water. First class fenc- ing. No buildings. $15O takes it. Will bring s200 before spring and worth it today. Easy terms. This is one of the finest buys that we have ever had and there is clean s4,000 profit in it within $ months See MT. Fisher. Davie Realty Co. 126 N. Central It
 FOR SALE-40 acres of choice cot ton land, close in at bargain. Possess sion January 1st. $3060 will handle, balance long time. Price low consid- ering soil and locat.on. See this at once. B. M. Crenshaw, Chandler, Ari |. f dp
 FOR SALE-UNer 1VO acres, mostly under Tempe water. that cost 25 cents Der acre this season; income from the property about s25.00O this year; price s140 per acre; $25.000 cash, balance on payments at per cent within five years. See N. A. Morford, 10 East Adams St If ; FOR SALE-Watch Phoen1x Grow. Some war snaps: 40 acres alfalfa
 house. garage, $6500. 5000, balance to suit. 80 Acres, house, fruit, s60o0. s2500 cash balance to suit. 16O acres fire garden land, F mile of city limits on paved road. S200 per acre. This place has houses, water piped to corrals, with cement tank, fine shade, lots of feed. s5000 cast, balance long time at 6 per cent. Class A water. One 80 has free water. clear of any government assessment An industrious farmer will pay for this in one year out of grain crops This land is 13 per cent cheaper than leasing. M H. Shelton. 215 West Washington. If
 FOR SALE-10 acres 3k miles W. house. orchard. and alfalfa. Box 552 Republican. 11d
 HOUSE AND LOT. $500. Terms. P. 0. Box SIT. 'gb
 FOR SALE-I have in my hands for sale, cheapest 160 acres of fine level patented land in the state. Near railroad station. Good well on high corner Owner a nonresident and wants cash for mining scheme This place is near the best field of cotton to be found in Arizona, and grown with pumping plant. For quick sale S1200.00 cash. No quarter section near 1t for less than s3200.00. B. M. Cren- shaw, Chandler. Ariz- dp
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
LIST YOUR RANCHES
 big and little. with L. ". McAda ms, 35 s. Center

FOR SALE-Best 40 acres cotton land in Salt River Valley. Price $150 an acre. Good terms, direct from own- CT. Call s. F. Williams, Phone UP. If LITTLE DROPS OF WATER, LITTLE
 GRAINS OF SAND. PLANTED TO A COTTCN CROP,
 WILL PAY FOR YOUR LAND. LITTLE DROPS OF BUTTER FAT.
 LITTLE GRAIlS OF HONEY. TENDING TO YOUR COWS AND
 BEES, WILL MAKE TOP LOTS
 OF MONEY.
 40 ACRES FOR SALE OR LEASE, s25.0o per acre for a lease one year.
 25 LOTS in different parts of the city, s175.00 to $600.00.
 Houses and Lots, from $1600.00 to s6060.0O.
 10 ACRES north on Center. House well and garage. Any reasonable offer will buy it. Terms. 5. ACRES, three miles north. sof' water 4room house, shade. fruit s2150. Terms. 40 ACRES, clear, MONROE COUN. TT, Indiana. With some cash, and vii assume for land here. CHENEY & MacADAMS 130 North Central Ave. dI
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

AUCTION SALE
 At Taylor's Auction House
 241 W Washington St.
 SATURDAY 1:00 P. M
 This will be a bumper sale of extra good furniture, including everything needed in the home-will not at tempt to featurize it: Dressers, beds, tables, chairs, rockers, rugs, stoves, ranges heaters, oil stoves. buff fets. china closets, tables in addition tG our regular sale. We have the furni- ture of two six room homes, which are nicely furnished. Wagons, bug gies. harness, a lot of fine chickens. Bring in your goods. We are reliable No one ever lost one dollar by trusting us with their goods. Try us, we get more than anyone dare pay you.
 TAYLOR, the Auctioneer
 Phone 1917 II
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
10 Acres

of alfalfa, extra good inn provements, fruit. etc. on Me Dowell road; S1000.00 cash, bal ance easy.
 10 acres, small house, good well of water, near town; s1700.O0, $600.00 cash, balance six years at per cent.
 160 acres near Glendale, 120 alfalfa, two houses, well and good woven wire fences. S175.00 per acre, s5.OO0.0O cash. bal ance easy.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

FARM AUCTION
 Tuesday, Oct 30 Al Wray Hawkins Ranch. ls Mile D.
 of Cartwright School. Having sold my ranch. I will sell cattle, tools, etc, as follows: good milch cows. 1 thoroughbred Holstein bull. IS mos. old; brood sows, lot weaned pigs. 1 boar, 75 laying hens and bullets. 1 mower. 1 rake. blows churn. range. etc, etc. Everybody in- vited.
 E. w. GETSINGER, Auctioneer MRS WRAY HAWKINS. Owner gs
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

320 ACRES improved. fine for winter wheat ana cattle, will trade 372 acres, well impI owed, good location. 45 head of stock, gramma grass, Co chise county, bargain. Casa 0rande valley lands. ReIinQuishments. home steads, deeded lands, $500 to $75.oo per acre, according to improvements. s. c. Miller, Nicholson Bldg. dp
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
Gnlama Empire
 Realty Go. NichoIcop PIdo Dbo,o Aor
4 Nicholson Bldg.

FOR SALE-60 acres milo maize to pasture Fine pasture, ready Nov. Is. Inquire Bank of Chandler, Chandler, ArlZ. dn
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

pasture Fine pasture, ready Nov. Is. Inquire Bank of Chandler, Chandler, AriZ. dn FOR SALE OR RENT-Ten acres. finest location in Orangewood facing on the avenue, all in alfalfa; fenced. No other improvements. Lot Is, Block 1, Orangewood. $5,000. $1.000 cash, bal ance ' per cent any reasonable time; or s4,5o0 cash; or will lease s25.o0 per acre, tenant to pay water. LeRoy An derson. Prescott, Arizona. lib
 FARM LAND FOR SALE
 160 acres, north of Phoenix. all in al- falfa at $150O0.
 160 acres near Tempe, in alfalfa and cotton. fine fruit land at s175.00.
 80 acres grain land near Tempe at s135.00 per acre. s200000 will handle this bargain.
 If acres good land, IF miles from Tempe, bargain for s3O0O00
 acres grain land, IF miles from Tempe, room frame house for s165000.
 10 acres good cotton land. one-half mile from Tempe, good brick house. bargain at s2650.0o.
 730 acres near Tempe at less than s150.00 per acre on easy terms ard cheap interest.
 MONEY TO LOAN
 CROOK & PAFFORD End door North of Tempe National Blk.
 TEMPE, ARIZONA gs 20 Acres for sale. located on Grand Avenue, close to Glendale Nice little house, we'll and orchard. IS acres in alfalfa, s4500. 5000 cash, balance to suit.
 10 acres. A good piece of land now sowed to barley located near Phoenix. A water. The price is sl50 per acre. $500 will handle.
 80 acres, about 50 in good stand of alfalfa. balance in maize. Small house, good well, fenced and cross fenced s170 per acre. s3600 down. Good terms on balance. Immediate possession can he given on above pieces of land. SEE TOWERS, with GRIFFIN (Alonel
 112 N 1st Ave dn
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

TO SAY ALL PEOPLES ARE BRAINLESS, would be Sacreligious but I'll tell you. you show little fore sight by not buying these choice, cheap. articles immedia tily. I've just shipped in. Fine Dining Sets, Bed Room Sets. Office sets, Desks Rugs and Carpets for Halls, Parlours, Bedrooms, and Off, fices:-There are 150 (no lie) to select from. Typewriters, Safes, 1nstan- tanteous Heaters, Monographs, ko- daks, Cash Registers. Check Protector Most lovely Jap carved desk and chair; Perfectly beautiful:- for $50. Leath- CT Rockers. Plush Mahogany pieces, and Books of every kind. Show cases, electric Hair dryer. Filing Cabinets Say no store in Phoenix compares. In hardware a full stock. l want your trade.
 Ford's Stores
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

TO GIVE AWAY, about 25 yards of rich top soil, s all piled up ready to haul. II taken at once, al l221 F.. Me Kinlnv St If
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

BRAND NEW portable gas oven with all parts complete. graphaphone and 15 records The Biehl Auction House 47 W. Jefferson St. If
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
For Sale Houses

FOR SALE-New 5-room modern brick bungalow, built-in features. hot water heater, gas, bath, electric nghts, $350O. Terms. S11 N. Fifth St. 4-room brick, gas, bath, electric lights, full size lot. Price s250o. Terms.
 5-room frame, fine shade Price $500. Cash down $500, balance. S25 per month.
 E. E. PASCOE
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
Look aft This
 Eighty

so acres north of Peoria, one of the best and cleanest stands of alfalfa in the valley. Fine silt soil. Good house of four rooms with screen porch. Drilled well of fine soft water. This is the cheapest buy in the Peoria district. Price only SITS an acre. Terms.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

CORONA TYPEWRITER, with case first class condition, s1S00 cash. Room 20 Water Users Bldg. between 1 and 1 D. m, dr
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

OCIN hOOhC, Ddlu, DTlck cement rhistefed improvements. slS50. s50.00 cash. 5000 monthly. l343 East More land. 11k FOR SALE-Good six room house on North Central Avenue Price S425O. Half cash.
 Six room brick, West Adams street, s325e. s250 cash. Balance $35 pei month
 Good brick home on Woodland av- enue for only s2600 s250 cash and $3O per month.
 25 acres best location s1S5 per acre. 40 acres good cotton land s125
 A. W. GALPIN
 g North First Ave. Phone 4166
 dp NICE MODERN HOME, good loca- tion, two blocks from either car line, 5 blocks from high school, two blocks from Mckinley school. s65o will handle this, balance cheaper than rent. See owner, 904 N. 7th St. Phone 2072 11g
 HOUSE BARGAINS
 l have one of the best modern brick residences in Wentworth for sale at a very reasonable price. There are six rooms, chickens, garden and the price i is lower than that of other property in the same neighborhood.
 L. W. McADAMS 35 South Center dn NICE LITTLE four-roon, bungalow, one acre of ground. all in bearing fruit. lots of roses, fenced chicken tight. Will sell at a bargain. Phone lJ2. f
 FOR SALE-House and two lots in good location for $500. s4O0 cash, bal ance on terms. Phone 2631. dr A HOME-Pebble dash brick, hard wood floors, cement porch, furnace, so- 1 lar heater, lawn, shade, rose garden has living room, dining room, inside i bed rooms, large screen porch, built-ir 1 features, stationary wash tubs, garage l lot 70X145. Let me show you this { 5000 cash will handle. Bal. $50 per mo See Johnston, 31 N. 1st Ave. dl 1 BARGAIN in 5-room modern brick with lots. Forest of shade and fruit Call and see at 733 West Grant St i w. w. Shelby, owner. 1lbI WE OWN several modern houses 1T Wentworth, Kensington and Capito additions. These are for sale on terms Possession at once. Southwestern l Building & Investment Co.,. Jos. John ston. Secty. 3l N. 1st Ave. Il
 FOR SALE-5 room modern cottage 811 N. 5th St. Price s3500. Immediate possession E. E. Pascoe, BOP N. C.ntra l Ave.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
For Sale Miscellaneous

FOR SALE-Girl's coat in good con- dition, size years. 822 N. 9th Ave. dn
 FOR BARGAINS in pianos and play CT pianos, call at 444 ". Washington street, Osborn Piano House. Phone S2nd
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
E. E. FASCOE 302 N. Central Ave.

BUY, BUILD OR BORROW If you do either see the Service Man first. He sells farms for less, builds better and cheaper houses, lends at low interest, and you pay for the service WHEN YOU GET IT.
 THE SERVICE MAN
 Box 1880, Phoenix, Ariz It
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
For Sale Real Estate
HIGH GRADE 80

This ranch is well improved and half of it in good bean and potato land. Ii is all good alfalfa and cotton land. There are 50 now in alfalfa, 20 maize. Owner must enter military service. Ranch must sell before Nov. l.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27
L. w. McADAMS 35 South Center

FOR SALE-Having almost finished fixing my place on the Tempe Road, for a sanitarium, for which it is admir- ably situated. I find that "Old Age.
 forbids me to try to look after it as it outgh to be, therefore, I will sell reasonably. Terms if desired. Must be seen to be appreciated. Will have a few rooms to spare now, during and after the fair. Phone 22R3. J. H. W. Jensen, care Scottsdale stage. If
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

FOR SALE-Underwoo typewriter, No. 4, first class condition. Phone S721
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

40 ACRES, clear, MONROE COUN- TT, Indiana. With some cash, and will assume for land here.
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

COTTON LAND REIMBURSEMENT l have good 160 in Casa GIande valley with water. at about 26 feet. for sale at very reasonable price. I can arrange for terms on a pump ing plant on this property, if desired L. C. McAdams. 35 s. Center. gs NICE FIVE ACRES of land all in
 good clean alfalfa, 23a inlIes from
 center of town, northeast: for sale at
 | 2 bargain. Terms Phone 1Ja. If
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

FERTILIZER FOR LAWN Phone S15S gS
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

MILO MAIZE in the sack. Phone 734
 dD
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

FOR SALE-40 acres of choice cot ton land, close in at bargain. Possess sion January 1st. s3000 will handle, balance long time. Price low consid- ering soil and locat-on. See this at once. B. M. Crenshaw, Chandler, Ari |. dn
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

FOR SALE-Best 40 acres cotton land in Salt River Valley. Price $15o an acre. Good terms, direct from own- CT. Call s. F. Williams, Phone UP. If
Arizona republican., 1917-10-27

,. ACRES, three miles north, soft water, 4-room house, shade. fruit, $2150 Terms,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1917-11-27

Mr.. Chas. Wilmoth, Vice
President of the Company,
accompanied by MIR. H. S.
Joseph, a stakeholder, has
just returned. Read what
MIR. Joseph has to say
about our Erie, Kansas,
field:
"For a steady producing field,
have never seen a more prom
Using oil country than the Erie
and Chanute, Kansas. While
there early in November, a fine
well came in across the road from
your Cornwall lease at 499 feet
and there is now no question of
the productivity of not only this
lease, but also your Phelps lease
adjoining"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1917-11-27

The Taylor county we'll
is now 40 feet deep in
black oil shale, and a few
more days should bring
in the oil sands in both
the carniferous and the
Clinton formation. The
Company has purchased a
large drilling machine and
full equipment, which will
be delivered in the next
few weeks.
La Junta tribune., 1917-07-19
TRIBUTE TO ROOSEVELT

Over in France the people have
given Unce Sans soldier boys the
name OF Teddy" They call them
Teddies and In this application Of
the name they have paid Colonel
Roosevelt great tribute. The
French people are great admirers of
Colonel Roosevelt and the German
people, who once admired Teddy. now
fear him. Had Colonel Roosevelt been
permitted to head an army In France
/, would have caused a weakening
among the German soldiers which
would have been equivalent to an
actual victory over a line OF trenches
so far as the effect is concerned.
In this connection 1t might be fit
ting to publish bit of poetry writ
ten a number Of years ago, as II the
kaiser Of Germany was the one
speaking. II is headed Teddy Unit
Me. Unit Gott. and appeared in Har-
per's Weekly:
Teddy INT Me. INT Got
Der Kaiser OF dis Vaterlandt
INT Got on high all dings COM
mandt--
Eggsept, OF course. you understand
Dare's Teddy.
II used to be dot me unit Gott
Could run der world as veil as not,
But now OF help We get lot
From Teddy.
Who told us two unit two makes four
INT neffer either less nor more
INT all about our ancient lore?
Wy, Teddy.
Who said to me, II like you, Bill?"
Who helped me out to keep right
still
INT talk OF animals to kill?
Dot Teddy.
Who told me vat mein army needs
INT how words doesn't count nit
deeds?
Who walks unit talks der vile he
reads7
Dot Teddy.
Who told me tings neffer knew?
Who told me yot ! ought to do?
INT how TO say delighted" too?
Dot Teddy.
Oar is no bleak or lonesome spot
Witch We don't cheer-I tell you
dot
Der vorldt is bossed by me unit Cot
Unit Teddy.