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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

You're bilious! Your liver is sluggish! You
feel lazy dizzy and all knocked out. Your head
is dull your tongue is coated; breath bad stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don't take sail
waiting calomel. 1t makes you sick, you may lose
days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes
necrosis of the bones Calomel crashes into sour
bile like dynamite, breaking it up That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramping
If you want to enjoy the incest, gentlest liver
and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take
spoonful of harmless Dodsons Liver Tone to-
night Your druggist or dealer sells you 50
cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under my
personal money.back guarantee that each spoon
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
MINTERSMlThS !; !: !: ;; :: e.; e.: :;
SnlA@ TWIN soe and goo:tI
Too Much for Him.
60c and 800 1t al
DRUG Stores.

transcription has. maybe. saved the
country" grOwled the strapping young
soldier, but what l object to is the
company it drives a man into. l am a
practical plumber by trade, an honest
workman. yet I'm compelled to suffer
the society o. sich professionals as a
lawyer. Il minister, and an auctioneer"
marked his friend.
"Oh. maybe no I'm a way; but when
the minister and the lawyer start an
argument on Egyptian law in the mid
die o the night across half Il dozen
beds. with the blessed auctioneer as
umpire, what chance has even prac-
teal plumber o. stoppin' the gas leak?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Juice Of Lemons!
How to Make Skin
White and Beautiful

At the cost of a small jar of ordi-
nary cold cream one can prepare full
quarter pint of the most wonderful
lemon skin softener and complexion
beautifier, by squeezing the juice of
two fresh lemons into bottle contain
ing three ounces of orchard white. Care
should be taken to strain the juice
through a fine cloth so no lemon pulp
gets in, then this lotion will keep fresh
for months. Every woman knows that
lemon juice is used to bleach and re-
move such blemishes as sallOwness,
freckles and tan and is the ideal skin
softener, smoothener and beautifier.
Just try 1t! Get three ounces of Or
chard white at any pharmacy and two
lemons from the grocer and make up a
quarter pint of this sweetly fragrant
lemon lotion and massage it daily into
the face, neck, arms and hands. 1t
naturally should help to soften, fresh
en-, bleach and bring out the roses and
beauty of any skin. 1t is wonderful to
smoother rough, red hands. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

full will clean your sluggish liver better than a
you sick.
Dodsons Liver Tone is real liver medicine.
You'll know it next morning because you will
wake up feeling fine your liver will be working.
your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach
will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will
feel like working; you'll be cheerful full of vigor
and ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable,
therefore harmless, and can not salivate. Give it
to your children. Millions of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dangerous calomel
now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale Of
calomel is almost stopped entirely here-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
TEXAS MERCHANT
GAINS 81 POUNDS
Quit Taking TanIac 10 Months
Ago-StiII Retains Weight
and Feels Fine.
suffered twenty YEARS
John crabtree Says The Money He
Paid for Tanlac Was Best
Investment He Ever Made
in His Life.

u have gained thirty-fOur pounds on
three bottles of Tanlac and now know
what 1t is TO enjoy life and good health
after suffering twenty years" said
John Nj. Crabtree. IL general merchant
at Five Mile Station A. Dallas, Texas
Il bought my first bottle nearly two
years ago." continued Mr.. Crabtree
"and 1t was the best investment ever
made in Ivy life. began to improve
almost from the start and three
bottles simply made me over into a new
man. have enjoyed the best of health
ever since.
II suffered with catarrh Of the stom-
ach and Indigestion for twenty years
and for eighteen months / had to live
almost entirely on cereals. My stOm-
ach was full Of gas and suffered with
awful headaches all the time. / was
nervous and couldn't sleep. I spent
nearly all Of one whole year in bed
and fell Off in weight to one hundred
and eighteen pounds.
After using three bottles Of Tanlac,
] had increased in weight from one
hundred and eighteen pounds to one
hundred and ifty-two-making an &C.
tual gain Of thirty-four pOunds-all my
troubles were gone and l was feel
ing like new man.
although 1t has been n year and
a half since Tanlac relieved me Of my
awful catarrhal trouble and indiges-
ton, l still retain my increase In
weight and feel simply fine all the
time. I've been eating anything l
want-in fact anything anybody else
can-and sleeping like child every
night. Being made into strong
healthy man after suffering as long
AS i did Is enough to make me rejoice
and Tn glad to indorse Tanlac be-
cause l know what IL will do"
There is q Taniac dealer in your
tOwn.-AdY.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Between Friends,

Halle was great friends with a
neighbor boy named Bruce. They lived
In the country and had mile to walk
to school, and always went and re-
turned together. One day. after school,
Halle came home alone, Bruce having
stopped at his own home just below
our house. He was In a disheveled
condition. and, on being questioned,
confessed that he had been fighting.
and that he had come out second best
But" said his mother, in a puzzled
tone, Il thought Bruce was your
friend"
Yes, he is" replied Halle. plaintive-
ly. II don't know what he would have
done to me if he hadn't been my
friend"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Self-Evident.

please, lady" begged the very dirty
poor man that lost his job three
weeks ago and amt been able to find
no work since?"
what sort of job was it?" asked
the lady.
IL was workin' in soap factory"
well. it's plain to be seen that you
were not discharged for dishonesty"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
MOST POWERFUL OF HORSES
Large Muscles Give Power and Deep,
Broad Animals Are Strongest
Height Gives Speed.

Deep. broad horses, with bodies
close TO the ground are powerful
horses. Tall, slender ones are capable
of greater speed. These conditions
are not mainly due to shape and
weight. 1t also depends upon the
muscles, which are the source Of all
motion. Large muscles give power:
long muscles give speed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Hav on AAiIitv-

Capt. Ian Hay, the English soldier
aud lecturer. was praising in New York
the promptness and energy wherewitll
America has attacked the submarine
danger.
"In your country he said, ability
win out"
lie frowned and added:
in the old country ability will out.
toO-at the elbows"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
DANDRUFF AND ITCHING
Disappear With Use Of cutieura Soap
and Ointment-TriaI Free.

The first thing in restoring dry, fall
ing hair is to get rid of dandruff and
itching. Rub Cuticura Ointment into
scalp, next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Prevent
skin and scalp troubles by making Cuti-
cura your everyday toilet preparation.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
EXAMINE TEETH OF HORSES
Something 10 Wrong With Digestion
When Animal Does Not Thrive
on Ordinary Feed.

When a horse does not thrive on
ordinary food. and does not gain when
additional food Is given. something IL
wrong with the digestion.
First. have the teeth put in order
by a good veterinary dentist: then
feed molasses on wheat bran and cut
hay, and note results.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Real Sporting Blood,

The kind-hearted woman stopped to
reprove the youngster who had chased
q cat up tree.
you bad boy! Suppose you were a
cat, would you like to have anyone
chase you in that fashion,"
Gee, wouldn't !, though. II I could
climb like that" said the youngster,
grinning.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
RED CROSS STORY.

Red Cross Ball Blue and what Il
VIII do seems like an old story. but It's
true. Red Cross Ball Blue is all blue.
NO adulteration. Makes clothes winter
than snow. Use it next waehday. All
good grocers sell it.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
All Saw 1t.

Customer (hOlding up bOx)-How
much for this?
Fair Bazaar Attendant-Five shil-
lings.
CustOmer-Aren't you little dear?
Attendant-Well (cOyly), that's what
all the boys say.-Cassel's Saturday
Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
FRECKLES
Now Il the Time to Get Rid Of These
Ugly SDots.

NOW II tho limo 10 Got KID OF Ih0DO
Ugly Spots.
There's longer the slightest need Of
FEELING aShamed Of your freckies, a. the
prescription othine - double strength - 10
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of othine-doubie
strength-from your druggist. and apply .
little Of IL night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. II 10 seldom
that more than one ounce 10 needed to COM
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. ~ this 10 sold under guarantee Of
money back II II fails to remove freckiea-
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
twenty-five Years.
Experience With
Kidney Remedy

Between twenty-five and thirty years
ago l commenced selling DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root and during all that time l
have never heard a single complaint from
my customers; they are more inclined to
praise it; and judging from their favor
able remarks and the repeated sales l
enjoy / am confident that Swamp-Roo Is
a valuable medicine for the troubles for
which it is intended.
Very truly yours,
OTTO H. G. LIPPERT,
Pharmacist.
1901 Freeman, Cor. Liberty Sta.
Sept. 10, 1916. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Prove What Swamp-Root win Do For Yes
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co.,
Binghsmton, n. Y, for q sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive q booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing. be sure and
mention this paper. Regular ffty-cent
and one-dollar sire bottles for sale at all
drug stores.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Rape for the Pias.

Try sowing some rape for the pigs
Sow broadcast or In drills. about four
pounds to the acre. 1t can be sown
from the 1rst Of May to the end Of
August. I, will be Mt for pasture In
about five weeks.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Evanescencc.

Does your family have any trouble
with servants?"
No" replied Mr.. CrOsslots, 81 don't
believe any of them stay around the
place long enough to become really
troublesome"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Care Counts.

The cow that Is kept In good flesh.
carefully fed and otherwise made
comfortable. will give better milk and
more Of it than will the thin, scraggy
end ill-used COW.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Short Enough.

Il like public speeches, / like to read
addresses, but most of them are too
long"
run over few Of these" suggested
Flubdub. handing him a copy Of the
city directory"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen.
eral Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and BuildS
up the Whole System. 50 cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Even So.

"Blinkins is an odd specimen
"How's thatT"
He never tries to get even"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
One Exception.

There is no sense of humor among
animals"
How about the laughing hy-
eBas9'
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

English as She 10 Spoke.
THAT was a great send-off they gave
Jabbs."
Eyes, If there is no comeback to it,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
The Oaks.

Red oak and black oak are moro
rapid growers than white oak, but
neither Is as hardy. nor as durable
when made into lumber or posts.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
ALWAYS.

"What does your electricity cost
your"
'Oh. pay current prices.
Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
His Clutch Slipped.

Harold, age four, was trudging with
father to Sunday school, and the long
tramp was almost too much for him.
The father. CHANGING back, noticed the
small boys fatigue and. slackening his
pace, asked:
"Am walking too fast, SOM"
NO." returned the small boy. puff
fling and painting breathlessly, tits me,
papa."-Christian Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

Always begin at the bottom and
work up. young man. unless you COZ
template digging . well.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Did He Understand

Wife-Big checks for dresses will
will not be in demand this season.
Husband-Thank heaven,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

It used to be roses were born to
blush unseen-but these days even
they have a press agent.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

While a woman may not care for
vacation, she hates to admit that she
passed the entire summer at home.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if you
darken your ugly. grizzly. gray hairs by
using la Creole" Hair Dressing ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

Spartan Women Suffered Untold Torturss
but who wants TO be n Spartan? Take
"Femenina" for all female disorders.
Price SOC and S1.0O.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

Plant a few radish seeds with slow.
terminating seeds. such - parsnips,
onions, etc.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

People who are full of their own
conceit prove their emptiness by giving
out hollow noises.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Doesn't lntefrupt Him

Does your wife listen to your ad.
viceT
Listen? OF course she does. My
wife Is very polite"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
The Difference.

A bachelors exclamation: "a lass ~
A maiden's exclamation: "Ah Men ?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
CAL0MEL S|CKENS!
IT'S ME CuRY! DANCE R

Dodsons Liver Tone Sagens You Up Better Than Saang Dangerous
Caome and Doesn't Make You Sck-Dont Lose Days Work.
Wonderful Discovery Destroying Sale of Ccome| Here
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Aid the Enemy.

"Many Teller Is sorry his love
letters weren't censored" Columbus
Citizen.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
NO MAlARIA-No cHIIls.

Plantation" Chill Tonic is guaranteed
to drive away Chills and Fever or your
money refunded. Price 5oc-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20
Save the Babies

INFANT MORTALITY is something gtfu
all the children
die
they fifteen! "
We do not hesitate to timely
these saw that many
Drops nres and soothing sold for chn
less opium morphine They considerable
deadly p;On In any quantity they stupe retard circulation lead
toria If it bears the signature of Chas H. Fletcher
it contains opates narcotics ~
Of
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1917-07-20

DON'T GAMBLE
that your hearts all right. Make
sure. Take 'Renovine"--a. heart and
nerve tonic. Price SOC and $1OO.-Adv
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-03-03
REAL RED BLOOD
FLOWS IN THE
BARRIER"

All isn't beer and skttles in putting on
a real picture drama. That is all isn't
acting, for there is much that is real; at
least, that is true in The Barrier" Rex
Beach's play of life on tho last frontier
Alaska, When one sits in the orchestra
and watches the smoothly moving scenes
romance. struggles, fights. daring chances
passing easily by little thought is given to
the reality.
An instance of this may be cited in the
scene in The Barrier" where Runnion has
drawn gun and got the drop on Lieutenant
Meade Burrell. 'Poleon suddenly strikes
Runnion across the arm with n bottle filled
with John Barleycorn" Under ordinary
conditions this bottle would be made Of
paraiiin, but the hot weather melted the
make-believe bottle and, as the scene was
laid far from stock room, the only
course left open was to use a genuine glass
bottle In the excitement of the scene
'Poleon forgot the property bottles absence
and smote Runnon a terrific crack with the
glass bottle. The result was that the latter
got "A bad wound, and later when he was
struck with the butt Of a gun and fell
to the floor, the fragments of the bottle
cut his leg badly. In the wrestling scene
on the beach between Runnion and 'Poleon
(both powerful mem the match was gem
uine, No tenderness was shown by either
party with the result that many bruises
were counted on each contestant. Later
Runnion fell upon the Jagged rocks-no
carpet props, but natures own invention.
He was considerably laCerated If one
watches the film closely he cannot help
observing the genuineness of the action (not
acting). Through it all one never hears an
actor complain. CowardiCe is not the stun
of which moving picture actors are made
They know that the scene will have TO be
gone through only two or three times in
order to be shown a million or more, and
they take the big chance every time. In
the speaking drama the real thing could
not take place because if one were to be
honestly Choked, almost into insensibility
every night and at "A matinee or two, even
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-03-03
MISS MILLERSHIP
NEVER WASTES
A WORD

Florrie Millership never wastes a word
of n song. If a frown or smile Is re-
qurcd TO add TO its meaning, she doesn't
miss the opportunity. She realizes that
the people. as general rule, like con-
sistency, and, therefore, selects numbers
with a story of some definite message
which will hold interest. M
Miss Millership, who is one OF the feature
attractions at Keiths next week, Is q
Philadelphia girl. There In an air of sim
ccrity about her work, and this, in addi.
tion to n pleasing personality, creates an
immediate bond of friendship between her
and the audience.
There is none of this 'I-know- l M good"
attitude about her She invests her best
energy in every song You know that she
is endeavoring to give you your moneys
worth, so you sit up and listen. Summing
il up briefly. she is a bunch of animation.
Miss Millership, with Harry FOX and an
other sister Of hers, was a feature attrac-
tion in many Of Broadway's big productions
Now her only partners are her songs, and
she has some Of the best from the Land
of Harmony. Most of them are exclusive.
so there's a reason for Miss Millership,
and a reason that you should see her.
Miss Millership is touring in vaudeville
under the direction Of II. Bart McIIugh.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-03-03
BUEHLER "ON TO
WASHINGTON"

Among the prominent Philadelphia theat-
rCal men who are ION to Washington to
sec Woodrow Wilson take the oath of Office
as President of the United States for an
other term is Frank w. Buchlcr, general
manager of the Central Market street Com
pany who occupies a high place in the
theatrical world of this city.
Mr.. Buehler besides being an admirer
Of President Wilson, is also a personal
friend and a graduate of Princeton and he
has received a special invitation to call at
the White H6use after the inaugural Ccre-
monies for brief chat with the nations
Executive, to whom he will offer his con-
gratulatlons in person. lie will return to
this city on Tuesday next Mr.. Buehler is
accompanied by his wife.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-03-03
ENTER JIMMIE, THE
SIDE-KICK OF
MARY

A, the gate of the studio Mary was con-
,rortad bv an excited old lady and de-
,srmlned little kddie, who expostulated to
Tho doorman and insisted upon an imme-
dia,e interview with the popular girl of
.ho screen. Dodging between the legs of
,hs doorman, the youngster threw him
.slf upon Miss Pickford, excitedly de-
uanding that she accept bulky package
IA had brought Here's some cookies
Grandma made for you" said the tiny one
I'VE came all the way from Brooklyn to
give EN- to you, and now this man won't
Iet us," added he with what was meant to
rresent a look of fierce scorn at the Of
fender.
Right then and there the famous Lit
tls Mary" hunched herself upon the dusty
studlo floor at the peril of her pretty silk
frock, and with the delight of kiddie on
Christmas morn opened the package
! While the director, cameraman and pay
: ers waited to go on with the scene, Mary
forgot everything save to reassure Jimmie
and his mother. When finally the breach
was patched up Mary returned to her
itors as her spectators a few feet away
from where she enacted her scene. AL
though at first it seemed as If Jimmie was
the cause of considerable trouble. 1t turned
out that he was a godsend. For several
days Director Tourneur had been search
ing for just his type for a small part In
"a Poor Little Rich Girl" and before the
youthful Flynn realized 1t he had become
an actor in the same cast with his idol
t, and can be identified in the picture by the
fact that he Is the smallest player in the
production.
W The following day another scene was
spoiled by little Jimmie, who ran into a
!. focus of the camera and leaped upon
+ Miss Pckford with a shout of joy. DC
4 you like ice cream?' shouted he, entirely
unconscious of the wrathful glances from
!, the director and his staff. Surely" re-
piled Mary, laughing at the discomfort OF
her coworkers. What color?" demanded
Jimmie. pink" she exclaimed. entering
into the spirit Of what she supposed was
little game on Jimmie's part. II like
llkritch do you?" was the next inquiry
from young Flynn, referring to that IA
nous candy made from the juice of the
lcorce plant. Upon an immediate assur
ance from Mary that she also liked Xix
ri,ch," he disappeared like a flash. to tn,
great relief of the bystanders. Hal
an hour later in the midst of another seen,
which had been taken several times in or
der to get the best effect, Jimmie agair
!, appeared as IL from the roof of the studio
and dropped into the lap of his girl" will
small box Of pink ice cream and a bat
OF hcorice, whereupon the director threw
UP his hands and dropped into a chair IL
Despair.
Il got quarter and spent every cent o