The Delta independent., 1917-12-07
SATAN WRITES TO KAISER;
OFFERS HIM NEITHER THRONE


on his hands.
Letters are pouring in from every
state of the Union and Canada inquir
ing for more copies. Already thous-
ands have been forwarded to France,
England and Canada.
Letters are coming from men of
prominence such as Tumulty. Roose-
welt and Secretary Daniels of the
navy.
Some of Satans letters have already
fohnd their way into the German
trenches by airship route.
If it is as good as they all say, then
it is worth pushing along. 1t will
give pleasure to you and your friends.
THE INTERNAL REGION.
June 2S, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern, King
of Prussia, Emperor of All Germany
and Envoy Extraordinary of AL
mighty God:
My Dear Wilhelm:
can call you by that familiar name,
for | have always been very close to
you, HuCu ClOSeT llldH YOU COulu hHoN .
From the time that you were yet
an undeveloped being l have shaped
your destiny for my own purpose.
In the days of Rome l created
rough neck known in history as Nero;
he was a vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular time In
| these modern days a classic demon
and efficient super-criminal was need
ed and as l know the Hohenzollern
blood l picked you as my special in
strument to place on earth an annex
of hell. l gave you abnormal ambi-
ton, likewise an oversupply of egot-
ism that you might not discover your
failings; l twisted your mind to that
of mad man with certain normal ten
denotes to carry you by. a most danger
Gus character placed in power; | gave
you the power of hypnotist and GER
tain magnetic force that you might
sway your people. l am responsible
for the deformed arm that hangs help
less on your left, for your crippled
condition embitters your life and
destroys all noble impulses that
might otherwise cause me anxiety.
but your strong sword arm is driv-
EN- by your ambitions that squelch all
sentiments and pity. placed in your
soul a deep hatred of all things
English, for of all nations on earth
l hate England most; wherever Eng
land plants her flag she brings order
out of chaos and the hated Cross
follows the Union Jack; under her
rule wild tribes become tillers of the
soil and in due time practical citi-
zens: she is the great civilizer of the
globe and l hate her l planted in
your soul cruel hatred of your
mother because she was English and
left my good friend Bismarck to fan
the flame l had kindled Recent his
tory proves how we'll our work was
done. 1t broke your royal mothers
heart, but | gained my purpose.
The inherited disease of the Ho-
henzollerns killed your father, lust
as it will kill you, and you became
the ruler of Germany and a tool of
mine sooner than l expected
To assist you and further hasten
my work l sent you three evil spirits.
Nietzsche, Treitschke and later Bern
hardi, whose teachings imflamed the
youths of Germany who in good time
would be willing to spill their blood
and pull your chestnuts, yours and
mine; the spell has been perfect
you cast your ambitious eyes toward
the Mediterranean, Egypt. India and
the Dardanelles and you began your
great railway TO Bagdad, but the
ambitious archduke and his more
ambitious wife stood in your way.
1t was then that l sowed the seed in
your heart that blossomed into the
assassination of the duke and his
wife. and all hell smiled when it saw
how cleverly you saddled the crime
onto Serbia. saw you set sail for
the fjords of Norway and knew
you would prove an alibi How
cleverly done, so much like your
noble grandfather, who also secured
an assassin TO remove old King
Frederick of Denmark and later
robbed that country of two provinces
that gave Germany an opportunity
to become a naval power. Murder
is dirty work, but it takes a Hohen-
zollern to make way and get by
with il.
Your opportunity was at hand:
you set the world on fire. and the