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The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
.|S CHILD CROSS,
 FEVER|SH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is coated, give "CaIifornia
 Syrup of FiqS."

Children love this fruit laxative" and nothing else cleanses the tender stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
 A child simply will not stop playing to empty the bowels, and the result is they become tightly clogged with waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach sours, then your little one becomes cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat, sleep or act naturally, breath is bad, system full of cold, has sore throat, stomach-ache or diarrhea. Listen, Mother! See if tongue is coated, then give teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all the constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the sys- tenn, and you have a well child again.
 Millions of mothers give California Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly harmless; children love 1t. and it nev- CT fails to act on the stomach, liver and bowels.
 Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
PupleYis owls.

WhYn PupIey invested in six worse for-Wear hens. he made straightwaE foT the local grocer, and inquired Whether that gentleman would give /him market price for the produce of his feathered stock.
 The grocer smiled at his hopeful ness, and told him he would be only too pleased to buy at current rates. To his surprise, Pupley called round with 42 eggs as the result of his hens first weeks eXertions. An hour or two af- ter the tradesman had retailed the first of the eggs, he called round on Pupley.
 I'd like to see your hens," he said ]; there's something I can't understand about them"
 Pupley piloted him down the garden. "There they are" he remarked /; "splendid strain I've given them a good run, you see but this wet wealth CT they get into frightful pickle!"
 "Oh that accounts for it." answered his visitor.
 "For what?"
 Accounts for their laying pickled eggs" said the grocer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
" "CASCARETS' FOR
 SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach, biIiousness or constipation
 by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

Turn the rascals out-the headache, biliousness, indigestion, the sick, sour stomach and foul gases-turn them out tonight and keep them out with Cascarets.
 Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never know the misery caused by lazy liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom- ach.
 Don't put in another day of distress. Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach 1; remove the sour fermenting food i; take the excess bile from your liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poison in the bowels. Then you will feel great.
 A Cascaret tonight straightens you out by morning. They work while you sleep. A 10-cent box from any drug store means a clear head sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver and bowel action for months. Chil- dren love Cascarets. because they never gripe or sicken. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
A Little SkepticaI.

"As I was walking through Central park, in New York, when 1 was there last summer,' the fat plumber re- marked, T saw a round, shallow sort of vessel on top of short post and have been wondering ever since what It waS."
 "Where was it located?' the thin carpenter asked.
 Right out in the middle of a lawn"
 And don't you know what that was?"
 Nope
 "Well, I'll tell you. It was bird bath.'
 "Quitcher kiddin'.''
 Its the truth"
 T don't believe it for very good reason"
 "What is the reasOn?"
 Because 1 don't believe there is a bird on earth that can tell Saturday night from any other time. .'-Youngs- town Telegram.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
CAL0MEL |S MERCURY, II S|CKENs!
 STOP USING SAL|vAT|NG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work! If Your Liver Is Sluggish Bowels
 Constipated Take "Dodsons Liver Tone."-It's Fine!

You're bilious! Your liver is slug gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all knocked out. Your head is dull, your tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach sour and bowels constipated. But don't take salivating calomel. It makes you sick, you may lose days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramp- ing.
 If you want to enjoy the incest, gen. tlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer sells you 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under my personal money-back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Prehistoric Canoe Found.

A prehistoric canoe has been found at Loch Kinellan, near Strathpeffer and has been presented to the Fort Augustus museum. The canoe was dug by it's builder-what was he like, we wonder?-out of the trunk of an oak tree. It measures 24 feet from stem to stern, and is feet 6 inches wide at it's hroadest part. In the course of centuries portions of the buried relic have routed off but the bottom and the curves of bow and stern are still in good preservation. It the surface.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
His Move Next.

4 woman in a railway waiting room the other day had a great deal of trou- ble with one of her children, boy of seven or eight, and a man who sat near her stood it as long as possible and then observed:
 Madam. that boy of yours needs the strong hand of father"
 "Yes, l know it" she replied, but he can't have it. His father died when he was six years of age, and I've done my best to get another husband and failed. He cant have what I can't get
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Healthy Skin Depends
 On Kidneys

The skin and the intentines, which work together with the kidneys to throw out the poisons of the body, do a part of the work, but a clean body and healthy one depends on the kid neys. If the kidneys are clogged with toxic poisons you suffer from stiffness in the knees in the morning on arising, your joints seem rusty" you may have rheumatic pains, pain in the back, stiff neck, headaches, sometimes swollen feet, or neuralgia pains-all due to the uric acid or toxic poisons in the blood. This is the time to go to the nearest drug store and simply obtain a Soc. package of Anuric (double or triple strength), the discovery of Dr. Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y. Then drink a cup of hot water before meals, with an Anuric Tablet, and notice the gratifying re- suits. You will find Anuric more active than lithia.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
STOCK LICK T-STOCK LIKE IT
Neighbors Everywhere Say the Same

Oklahoma City, Okla.-"My husband has used Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery for the lungs. Three bot ties did him lots of good I can freely recommend the Golden Medical Dis covery. There is no doubt it is great medicine. MRS. J. MONTANO, Stock Yards Station, Rt 4.
 Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov- cry, the herbal remedy, has had fine reputation for the past 40 years, and is indorsed by many well-known resi- dents of this section. Every day more and more people are coming to realize that this Is standard medicine, and is safe to take. It contains no alcohol or narcotics. The ingredients are printed on the package It is to be had at almost every drug store in the land in either liquid or tablet form.
 If not obtainable at your dealers, send S1.00 to Dr. Pierce, 1nvalids' Ho- tel, Buffalo, N. r., and he will mail large package of the tablets.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Prickly Pear Makes Fodder.

The utilization of the prickiy pear in the production of feeding cakes for cattle is reported by the British and South African Export Gazette as en- gag'ng the attention of South African aer.culturists. For this purpose it is said to have food values of high Gual- ity. Its value was demonstrated dur ing q recent drought, when only by its use were the farmers able to keep their cattle, sheep, goats and )striches alive. The result is that many are now actually planting what they for 1ierly tried to eXterminate.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodsons Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next mora ing because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working, yous headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular You will feel like working; you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and can. not salivate. Give it to your children! Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal omel now Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Prove What Swamp.Root Will Do For You

Very truly yours.
 HUNTER & CO.,, Druggist. st, 1916, Pine Star. Ark
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
A Wise Precaution.

Yes sir" said the station master. Safety first has spread all over this country. And nobody that comes to Beaver Hill will ever git in no acci- dent fer want O warnin' signs about. Jest look at that now"
 The stranger gazed appreciatively at the sign nailed on a nearby tele- graph post. Its stern message was:
 It is dangerous to walk or stand on these tracks while a train is passing" -Everybody's Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Realizing His Importance.

Louis is the only boy, not only in the immediate family, but also in the collateral branches. One night at his nurses knee he said his prayers loud :: "Now I lay me down to sleep,
 T pray the Lord my soul to keep.
 If I should die-'
 Pausing. he reflected moment, and then broke out:
 "Golly!" Wouldn't there be a row in this family if that 'ud happen"- Harper's Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
For "Bone Dry" ceoroi.

Atlanta, Ga.-"Bone dry prohibit tion bills, which would bar liquor ab- solutely except for medicinal and sec ramental purposes and make it's pos session a crime, were introduced in both houses at the opening of an ex- tra session of the Georgia legislature here. Both house and senate commit tees began work on the bills imme- diately
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Cross Andes in Balloon.

The mighty Andean mountain range of South America, the highest in the western hemisphere, has just been The feat was accomplished by two men in balloon. The ;teronauts left San tiago, Chile. on the Pacific side, and descended five hours later in Mendoza. on the eastern slope of the range, in the Argentine Republic. They report q very difficult trip, and had to rise to q great height to catch favorable air current So far the Andes have not been crossed by airplane.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Guard irrigation Dam.

Fl Paso.-It is expected that Unit ed States troops from Columbus, N. M, will be sent to the Elephant Butte dam near Engle, N. M, to guard the dam. Secret Service agents are watching the movements of Germans in that part of New Nexic
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Enouqh.

Frank, said the teacher sternly, you were late this morning."
 'Yesm" replied the boy, blushing to the roots of his hair. q had to get up in the middle of the night and run for the doctor"
 'Ifl excuse you this time, Frank, but l hope it will never happen again"
 "That's what pa said, toe" was the unexpected answer
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Veterans Invite Wilson.

Washington.-President Wilson has been invited to address the Confed- crate reunion on the first night of the meeting here in June, according to an announcement by Col Robert N. Harper, chairman of the committee in charge of arrangements for the re- union
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
East Indian Rulers.

Saint Nihal Singh writing in the Southern Workman, says: "Without d single exception I have found the h. dian rulers to be men of great admin istrative ability and statesmanship, all devoted to the welfare of their sub iects and interested in all sorts of re- form movements"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Two kansas Girls Apply.

Salina, Kan.-Two young women, whose names the recruiting officers here refused to give out, made appli- cation for enlistment in the United States naval forces. Their applica- tion followed the announcement of Secretary Daniels that women would be allowed to enlist in the navy.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen. eral Tonic because 1t contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Wife Divorces M,Combs,

New York.-It became known that a divorce has been granted Mrs. w. F. McCombs from her husband, former chairman if the Democratic national committee.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
INTERNATIONAL. 
 LESSON By F. O. SELLERS, Acting Director oi the Sunday School Course in the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago) Copyright. 1917, Western Newspaper Union.) )
LESSON FOR APRIL 1
JESUS GIVES SIGHT TO BLIND

LESSON TEXT-John 9:1-11, S5-3S. (Reat entire chapter.)
 GOLDEN TEXT-I am the light of tn, world.-John 9:5.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Fix Print Paner Prize

Washington.-The Federal Trade Commission accepted a proposal by news print paper manufacturers that it fix a price for their product, and named $250 hundred pounds as a reasonable charge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
THE ELLIE THAT'S IRIIE.

Red Cross Ball Blue gives to clothes clear, dazzling white, winter than snow, not greenish yellow tinge like cheap bottle blue. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue for next washday. You will be happily surprised. Large package at your grocers, 5 cents-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
keepinu Youthful.

Shes fascinating widow of only thirty-siX summers"
 "Umph! What became of the win ters?n
 "Oh, she spent those at such gay re- sorts, they hardly added day to her age"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
The Commercial Muse.

"Scribbler is very fond of putting ad- vertisements in the newspapers, isn't he?"
 Yes, very. He says that's about all he writes that gets into print"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Embarrassing for Daddy.

A clergymans small daughter. going to church for the first time sat very still until her father came in, then she sprang up with a gleeful laugh and shouted:
 "Oh, there's daddy in his nighty,'
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Qietind hY Compulsion.

Doing anything these days to re- luce your waist measure?"
 "No,' replied the corpulent person. T no longer find it necessary The food barons are attending to that
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Supreme Court Recess

Washington.-A recess of the SUI preme court after decisions next Mon- day until April g was announced by Chief Justice White.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
PROMpT REIEE

can be found in cases of Colds. Coughs, La Grippe and Headaches by using Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not affect the head or stomach. Buy your winters supply now. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Lucky Choice.

"Ill tell you, old man, Angy is a bright girl She's brains enough for two"
 'Then she's the very girl for you, my boy"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Plenty There.

"The British in the East will have no trouble with rations."
 "Why not there?'
 Because their troops are cooking up a Turkey stew"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Defeat City Manaqer Plan,

Arkansas City, Kan.-The city man. ager plan of municipal government was defeated here by a majority of 51 votes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Freedom.

Young man, do you favor profes- isonal freedom of speech?"
 Sure, let 'em say what they think without thinking what they say"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Unbelief.

And why are you in prison?" I'm the victim of unbelief, ma'am' , "Unbelief?"
 "Yes, ma am. I couldn't convince the jury that I was telling the truth
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Seif-Evident.

Mrs. Mulligan Cat 1 a. m)-What friend helped ye home, ye divil?
 Mulligan (nursing his jaw)-Shure, it musht hoy been the inimy-'twas nc frind.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Mean Brute!

''Al1 men are fools" snapped Mrs. Gabb.
 T know it. replied Mr. Gabb. But the single ones now and then have a chance to forget it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Bone Dry Bill Killed.

Denver, Col.-The Colorado house killed the bone dry prohibition bill pending since early in the session,
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Enolish as She Is Spoke

Knicker-Funny thing about food. ing always exist at the same time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size bot tie. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable infor- nation, telling about the kidneys and blad- this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one. dollar size. bottles for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

throw it away. Try the same method on your troubles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

It doesn't really matter what we might have dOne"-and didn't.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

When q fellow breaks his word, it's might hard to get the pieces fitted back smoothly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
FRENCH CONTINUE
 ADVANCE 0N USE
CAPTURE TWO TOWNS THOUGH STRONGLY OPPOSED BY
 THE GERMANS.
BRITISH WIN LAGNiC0URT
East of Nivelle-St. Vaast and Armen- tieres There Was Much Fighting in the Air-TWo German Machines
 Were Brought Down.

Paris.-Though strongly opposed by the Germans, the French troops occu- pied the towns of Folebray and La Feuillee, south of the Coucy forest. says the official statement issued by the war office. Progress also has been made by the French north of Soissons in the neighborhood of Vregny.
 The text reads:
 North of the Somme there have been no essential changes. Between the Somme and the Disc our artillery dispersed enemy assemblies between Benay and Uruvillers (St. Quentin sector).
 South of the Disc we made import ant progress in the Basee-Forett de Coucy. Notwithstanding the difficult ties of the terrain and the spirited re- sistance of the enemy our troops Cc- cupiel Folembray and La Feuillee.
 North of Soissons we made prog ress in the region of Vregny.
 Between the Somme and the Disc the Germans made repeated attacks during the night on the front between Essigny and Benay All these attempts were checked by our fire or repulsed by our counter attacks. Serious losses were inflicted on the enemy We main- tain completely the positions captured.
 London.-The British attacked and captured the village of Lagnicourt according to the official report from Berlin headquarters in France North of the Bapaume-Cambral road thirty prisoners and a machine gun were taken. During the afternoon the Ger mans delivered counter-attacks from the east and northeast. These at. tacks, the statement says. were re- pulsed.
 The text reads:
 This morning we attacked and cap tured the village of Lagnicourt North of the Bapaume-C Cambral road we took 30 prisoners and a machine gun Dur ing the afternoon the enemy delivered determined counterattacks from the east and northeast, but were driven off. A third attack caught in the open by our artillery, failed to develop.
 Another bombing attack made by the enemy during the night upon our post north of -Cambrai was repulsed. Parties of the enemy who endeavored to approach our lines in the neighborhood of Faquissart and east of Ypres were dispersed by our machine gun fire.
 There was coniderable artillery ac- tivity today by both sides
 East of Nivelle-St. Vaast and Ar mentieres there was much fighting in the air, in the course of which two German machines were brought down and three others were driven down damaged. Seven of our machines are missing"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

The inventor of French monoplane it after a winged maple seed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

Spartan Women Suffered Untold Tortures but who wants to be Il Spartan? Take "Femenina" for all female disorders. Price 50c and $1.00.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH

You will look ten years younger if you darken your ugly. grizzly. gray hairs by using La Creole" Hair Dressing g.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

Sweeter the glad whistle of the car dinal than the insane chatter of the chipmunk
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

There were 23,500,000 persons att tending schools of some kind in the United States in 1916.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Her Experience.

Temperance Worker-Does MT. Mil. ligan live here?
 Mrs. Milligan-Sure. Carry him in
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

You cannot clap with one hand.- Chinese pr0Verb.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

'Tis not intelligent industry to chop at the roots of Hope.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
AVOID A DOCTORS BILL

on the first of the month by taking now a bottle of Mansfield Cough Bal sam for that hacking hollow cough. Price 25c and 50c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30

Oil of cedar is one of the antimos- quito drugs.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Great Success for
 Kidney Medicine

We are very much pleased with the reports received from our customers who value. They are very favorably impressed with it and as kidney, liver and blad- der medicine we believe it stands equal to the best. Our sales repeat and for sew en years we have not heard anything but grateful words for Swamp
 Uor,, 4,1,1,- ,,o,,rc
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-03-30
Only One "BRoMo oUININE"

To get the genuine: call for full name LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for signature of H. w. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day. 25c.
New Britain herald., 1917-01-20
SINGING TEAM is
POPULAR AT KEENEYS

Two of the most ACCOMPLISHED
singing entertainers to grace boards
OF local playhouse are at Keenev's
this week. They are billed as Muller
and Muller and they arc easily the
most popular people on TIE program.
They sing a number of popular song
hits and parodies and win their way
into favor with their clever rendition
of the various numbers and the stage
business they work into their turn.
They have an act that is we'll worth
seeing.
Lew Ward and COMPANY in "T'he
Oriental Follies," an enter aiming mu-
steal comedy, will close their New
Britain engagement tonight Their
act has been meeting with marked ia
vor all week.
Young Buffalo and his associates
add a novel flavor to the program
They offer a western sketch that is ex-
ceptionally good.
The feature film for tonignt's show
will be Pauline Frederick in The
Spider
All next week "War Bri.ies'' with
Nazimova playing the lead will have
the top position on the photoplay
bill. Mrs. Vernon Castle in the Sc
rial supreme, "Patria" is to make her
local screen debut in the near future
New Britain herald., 1917-01-20
LYCEUM PLAYERS
SUCCESS ASSURED

The first offering of the Walter
Naylor Players proved SO thoroughly
satisfa ctory that a great many local
theatergoers have already decided to
give the new company their support.
If the present high standard is ad-
hered to,-and there are good rea-
sons for believing that it will be-
there should be fewer tiresome out
of town trips made by those who have
heretofore been unable to find salts
factory amusement in their own CITY.
The present company at the Ly-
ceum is most capable one and a
good performance may always be de-
pended upon, irrespective of what
may be the play. However, the class
of plays underlined is in keeping
with the quality Of the company.
Next weeks offering is Baby Mine"
Marguerite Clark's greatest and most
recent success. It is considered one
of the brightest and cleanest come
dies on the stage today. Indeed so
great was it's success, that it has
been translated into French, German
and Austrian, furnishing laughter for
the great cities of Paris, Berlin and
Vienna.