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Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Carlton Stills IL expected home from
The Uniyersity Of Colorado Saturday on
his spring vacation. He writes that he
ID bringing school friends to visit him
during the weeks respite from study.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Miss Helen Besse returned Tuesday
from Denver wher+ she has been visit.
ing for several months. She has just
recovered from 40 attack Of The
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
Great Spriing Sale9
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

The Christian Science Society holds
services every Sunday morning ct IL
o'clock in the patior Of the La veta
hotal. All are welcome.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Willard Nourse Of Denver spent
ing few days with his brother, E. N.
N0urse this week. With him were s.
D. Crump and Charles Keelor.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

T. O'Lesry has . fine shipment Of
Morse's chocolate on display In the store
which he received last week. The ship
ment amounts to 500 pounds.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
METHODIST CHURCH

II .. u. 'sCAn Ons Live Without
Sinning?''
7:30 5. m. s'Was tie Crucihxion Of
Jesus ,Unalterably Fixed?s E
Good music. Mems Forum 1t 10
O'Clock. Subject, How We Got Our
Bible. Speaker. Rev. Ferris. All men
invited.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

George Rito IL now sole owner Of the
Ideal Csfe, since he purchased L last
week from the former owners, Miller
and Barrett
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

After . Two weeks stay in Gunnison
Mr.. Fred Zugelder returned to thei
ranch on the Cebolla Saturday morning
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

After spending week or two in town
from, Salida, Mrs. A. c. Twitchell
boarded the train east last week Tuesday
for Butte. Montans. where she will
visit relatives for ? month o. 20,
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Mrs. Robert Vidal and two children
arrived on March 2lst from the coast
and Joined bob" and the eldest girl.
The united family will make their home
ID Gunnison. Nff
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Mr.. and Mrs. George Adams are tn.
proud parents OF husky ten pound
Iaddie. who arrived Monday evening q
ten-thirty. The Adams are receiving
congratulations on every hand.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

FOR SALE-Tsam Of mares 6 and Z
years old. weight 2400. one with colt,
other with foel. Also short-yearling
colt With collars and set Of light
Walker, Gunnison. Marshall Davis.
l3tf.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

This pleasant spring weather induced
Tom Murray TO start tearing down the
RENAME Of his building 90 the corner q
Main and Tomichi.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Rev. Father Bertrand came up from
Delta Friday evening to take Rev. VIM
Kipp's place during his absence In Kan
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

C. L. McDonald. county commissioner
vas business visitor from Doyle. Mon
day.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Robt. Judy and wife were outgoing
passenger for Salida Saturday evening
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

FOR SALE-Ranch Of $50 acres at
Jacks Cabin, cuts between 800 and
600 tons. In the heart Of the famous
Gunnison stock country. Fine range.
Railroad and school close by. Also
machinery, "a horses aud 325 stock
cattle, more or less. Peyton Spann,
Jack's Cabin, Colo. 1918
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

l can furnish hotels and families, fresh
eggs any quantity. Thorobred White
Leghorn eggs for setting 81 and 81 per
10. j. c. Caufmsn, Cedaredge, Colo.
Route 2. 1918.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

On Thursday Mrs. T. J. Thomp'
son and Mira. Perry Snodgrass returned
l,from Denver. T. J. comes Saturday.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
ID Sala.

Ny Wall Paper, Raints, and Furniture
business for sale. viii sell or lease
building - desired. Herman Mauer.
NJ < 3 Z ,a lott
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

James J. Teeslink Of lola was visit
or in town the latter part Of last week
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

: E. P. Simpson vas over from Lake
City from Friday dill Tuesday. He re-
ports the mine being operated BY him
self and s. E. Day . looking very pros
porous. .
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

STRAYED-Lsst Nov. from the A. A.
Miller ranch on Ohio creek, red heifer
branded M nleft hip and RI on left
side. Raymond Miller. 9-u
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

The members Of the l. q. o. F. lodge
were agreesbly surprise BY the Rsbs-
kahs on Monday night. Tue main part
Of the surprise was . magnificent oak
roll top desk. The best OF eats" wers
provided and after the regular lodge
session. an hour of dancing was enjoyed.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

Hsehest cd Fialsy MeDoaah ~
Ia town he 6rst Of tie week.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
MISCELLANEOUS


WANTED-girl or woman to do general
hotel work For particulars call lola
Hotel. Phone 66R2.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

A. E Harlatt end wife we're in no
Ooylevills Tie 6Fst Of the week. A
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

John C. Reagan returned Saturday
from business trip TO Whitepine.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

o. visitor ftpa Dsylsvills Mesday
w. Walter Adams.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
Great Spring Sale9

The Monday Afternoon club win meet
ut tbs. bone Of Mrs. O'Lssry, Monday.
April End. at2 o'clock.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

FOR SALE One span Of four-yesr-old
mares, bred. three yearling colts. one
new Get Of work harness.. bargain.
us house or barn logs. "a feet long.
boulevard in Gunniscn. J. W. Smith.
Phone 69Rs Ills
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

J. 8. Ferris. Pastor.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

The Schildkret Hungarian orchestra the
last and best number Of the Redpath
Lecture course, viii be ct Unique
theatre, Monday, April 9th. Don't
forget the date.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30
lIu ms + MTtIEsI'''

o. visitor fspa DsySsvilIs nea6ay
Was walter Adams.
Ths esgnty eoanissieesn 0sst ssxt
Monday fer ths April ssssiea.
A. p. Nslson, Pitkin mining man, vas
Gunnisou visitor yesterday.
Hsshsft end Fialsy MeDoeaA wore
IN town he 6Est Of tie week.
A. E. Marlatt end wife vsrs in from
Doylsvills Tie 6Fst Of the week.
y. J. Slate Of Doyleville, arrived in
town Saturday On business bsnt.
John C. Reagan returned Saturday
from business trip TO Whitepins.
James J. Teeslink Of lola was visit
or in town the latter part Of last week
Robt. Judy and wife were outgoing
passenger for Salida Saturday evening.
Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1917-03-30

FOR SALE-A ranch Of $50 acres, cut
about 225 tons Of hay from it this
year, with 10 head Of cattle II desired.
F. A. Duncan, Gunnisou, Colo Phone
69R6. l2-H
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
MUSIC AIDS TYPEWHlTING.
Helps Students to Write Faster and
With More Accuracy.

Greeley, Colo.-Typewriting to music
is the latest step in the advance of
business college educational methods,
and it is a success, according to in
structors at the State Teachers college
here, where it is being used regularly.
Visitors at the state institution may
find at any time students in the busi-
ness courses pounding out "Now Is the
time for all good men to come to the
aid Of their party to the tune Of the
latest fox trot. And the students write
faster and with greater accuracy when
their fingers keep time to music, In
structors say.
Fingers somehow lost their awk-
wardness and hesitancy when lured ON
by the lively rhythm Of ragtime t1mec
and students who formerly wrote only
from twenty-five to thirty words MIN
ute now write from thirty five to fifty,
with fewer mistakes. teachers say.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
TESTING THE DENTIST.
lsmail Pasha Didn't Want to Take Any
Painful Chances.

Painful Chances.
To illustrate oriental habits of
thought Lord Cromer tells In the Quar-
terly Review this story Of Ismail Pasha,
khedive Of Egypt. 1t once happened
that Ismail was suffering from tooth
ache. He sent for European dentist,
who told him that he ought to have the
tooth out. Ismail said that he was
afraid it would be very painful. He
was Informed In reply that If he would
allow the dentist to administer laugh
ing gas to him he would feel nothing.
He still doubted, but told the dentist
to bring his apparatus to the palace.
The dentist complied and explained
the process to the khedive. Ismail then
summoned an attendant and told him
to send up the sentry who was at his
door.
When the man arrived the khedive
ordered him to sit down In a chair and
requested the dentist to take out a
tooth on either side Of his jaw. Ismail
then asked the man whether he had
felt anything, and the man told him
that he had not. But Ismail was not
yet satisfied. He said that the sentry
was young. strong man and that he
would like to see the experiment tried
ON some one Of weaker physique.
Accordingly he summoned a slave
girl and had the dentist extract two of
her teeth. Finding that she did not
show evidence Of extreme suffering, he
then consented to have his own tooth
ont
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28

In the American Magazine William
Roscoe Thayer says:
1T Is the fashion of late to speak
condescendingly Of the Puritans as Of
people Of narrow views and Of men
of sour temperament. but no descend.
ant Of theirs and no later immigrant
who now dwells in the commonwealth
they founded and enjoys the blessings
which it bestows upon us will fail to
glory In being able to trace back to
such forerunners. The story Of the
conditions which faced the passengers
Of the Mayflower when they landed at
Plymouth can never be too often re-
peated. To have as founders Of our
state men and women who had the
fear of God in their hearts, but feared
the face of no man. ranks as the ini.
tial glory of Massachusetts"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
EMERGENCY RATl0Ns.
Food the Soldier Eats When Hla Reau.
lar Supply Fails.

lar Supply Fails.
OF the emergency rations of ths
lighters Of the world the most ostenta-
dous Is Uncle Sans ration Of COM
pressed maize meal with meat, farina
and three chocolate bars. This ration
Is deficient In fats for the very good
reason that, even though Theoretically
sealed, 1t would become rancid If it
carried any more fat 1t Is not there
fore a balanced ration, but the con-
talner holds enough actual food to keep
soldier from starving for twenty-four
hours.
The British troops as well as the
Dutch have a sausage made of ground
peas highly salted, reported to have
been originated by the Scotch and
which is put up in regular sausage
skins. 1t is said to be the most suS-
taining emergency ration known.
The Italian butter ball is interesting
because Of the perfect preservation of
the unsalted butter within the dry
cheese envelope. The compressed tab
lets Of tea make it possible for one to
eat his tea If water Is not available
the Russians getting what they call a
dry cup of tea by slipping tablet of
compressed tea into the mouth and al
lowing 1t to dissolve slowly. All sorts
of meat and fish are dried in sheets
and strips and hunks by the various
armies.
These are not the foods, however
upon which armies live, but the emer
gency rations upon which the soldier
depends when the regular rations fail
Christian Herald.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
Simplest of Clements.

Condensed milk applied to the edges
of the pieces of broken china will keep
the article as intact as the majority of
cements on the market today, writes
Edwin w. Ely in letter to the Elec-
trical EXperimenter Mr.. Ely adds
that he has mended saucers that have
withstood washings in hot water and
large size with this unique cement.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
Checkinu a Skid,

When you are driving an automobile
and it begins to skid the skidding will
be checked If you will Immediately
turn the steering wheel in the direc-
ton you are skidding A car skids
when there is momentum tending to
turn 1t about the center of gravity.
When the forces about the center Of
gravity are balanced the car will not
skid.-American Boy.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
FIGHT FOR FAIR HEELS.
Chicago Shoe Men Oppose Bili Fixing
Their Height.

StSdSO StioG hsCt SRROSS Ls<is~
Their Height.
Chicago-Four hundred members Of
the Chicago Shoe Retailers association
went to Springfield to protest against
the passage by the legislature Of tha
Kirby bill setting a maximum height
for the heels on women's shoes at one
and three-eighths inches as measure
of wartime economy.
Resolutions adopted by the associa-
ton set forth that 70 per cent Of wo-
men wea- heels two inches high and
a majority of the remainder heels that
are one and f1ve-eighths inches.
A radical change in the height of
heels would cause an increase among
women of such ailments as falling of
she arch. binding Of the leg muscles
and spinal trouble. say the shoe men.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
Lead Filled Inscriptions.

In Job xix, "a, is an allusion to the
use Of lead to fill carved Inscriptions
upon stone by pouring the molten lead
into the cavities of the letters to rem
der them legible and at the same time
to preserve them from the action of
the weather.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
Imitation.

what a wonderful sunset!"
"Yes. 1t actually seems to be try.
Ing to look like some Of the pictures in
the art store "-Washington Star.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28
Domestic Joys.

Mrs. Crabshaw-I might have mar
aire. Crabshaw-Forget it. my dear.
If he'd married you he would be as
poor as Lamb.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1917-06-28

Courage consists not in blindly over
looking danger. but in seeing 1t and
conQuering it.-Richter.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
THE LAST EXAMINATION
OF WARS DRAFT

Many man has fallen down because a
test of his water showed unmistakably
that he had kidney disease.
The kidneys are the scavengers and
they work day and night in separating
the poisons from the blood. Their signals
of distress are easily recognized and in
clude such symptoms as backache, de-
pressions. drowsiness. irritability. head
aches. dizziness, rheumatic twinges,
dropsy, gout >
''The very best way to restore the
kidneys to their normal state Of health
and cure such symptoms says DR..
Pierce of 1nvalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y,
is to drink plenty of water and obtain
from your favorite pharmacy a small
amount of An-u-ric, double strength.
which is dispensed by almost every drug
gist." You will find Anuric more potent
than nthia, dissolves uric acid almost as
water does sugar. Large package 60 cents.
Send DR.. Pierce 1oc for trial pkg. and
ask for advice II there II need.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Method bal TheIr Plan.

The lieutenant colonel tells the story
of the "goat barrage," says n corre-
spondent in France. A few of the old
timers who have fought at his side in
China and the Philippines and Mexico
call him Goat No one else does.
"They were having machine gun
practice up a draw" said he, ''and Il
sentry was stationed at the bend to
keep people from wandering up that
draw; and getting their heads shot off
before the boys could stop squirting.
But he did not challenge me.
"'What are you here for?' I asked.
keep people from going up the
canyon and getting hurt said the boy.
"'You didn't stop me- said.
They said to let you come replied
the sentry"
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
RELIABLE REMEDY
RESTORES KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder rem
edy.
It is physicians prescription.
Swamp Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. DIR. Kilmer used it for years in his
private practice. It helps the kidneys,
liver and bladder do the work nature in
tended they should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit and
it will help you. No other remedy can
successfully take its place.
Be sure to get Swamp-R and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08

the blood impure.
What is needed most is an increase in
the germ-fghting strength. To do this
successfully you need to put on healthy
flesh, rouse the liver to vigorous action,
SO it will throw off these germs, and pu-
rify the blood SO that there will be no
weak spot" or soil for germ growth.
We claim for DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery that it does all this in q
way peculiar to itself.
It cures troubles caused by torpid liver
or impure blood. All druggists. Tablets COO.
"The Common. Sense Medical Adviser"
latest edition, in French cloth binding,
will be sent free on receipt of five dimes
or stamps to pay the cost of printing,
wrapping and mailing Address Dr. Pierce,
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Least Of Two Evils.

An employee in the office Of noisy
munition plant was absent from work
one morning. After luncheon, how
ever. he presented himself. He looked
pretty bad, but he claimed that he was
ready for work.
'Why, what are you doing down
here?" cried the boss. 'Your wife tel
ephoned that you probably wouldn't
be able to work for several days. She
said you were on the verge of nerv-
GUS prostration, and sthat the least
noise was bad for you. Why didn't
you stay at homer"
"Well." answered the wage slave,
raising his voice to be heard above the
distracting din. II did get through
with the morning at home. But my
wife had bridge party this afternoon,
so / thought I'd be better of down
here" 8bH
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been q household panacea all over
the civilized world for more than half
a century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is a most valuable
remedy for Indigestion or nervous dys-
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming Of up food, palpita-
ton Of heart and many other symp-
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will Immediately relieve you. 1t is a
gentle laxative. Ask your druggist.
Sold In all civilized countries.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Gained Fame While Dying.

Antoine Vatican, one OF Frances
foremost artists, painted his celebrated
decorative panels while dying of the
white mans scourge. He sprang from
humble and poverty-stricken surround
ings, and was forced to work on the
brink Of starvation for the greater
part Of his thirty-seven years. Just
as his fame rose to national proper
tons his tubercular condition became
worse and he worked desperately dur
ing his last few years to complete NJ
much work ~ possible before be died.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Different Kind of Pitch.

A woman who thought she was a
singer was walking through building
where some workmen had left some
pitch in such position that she swept
her dress against it and, of course, soil
ed the dress. "Oh, what shall do to
get it off" she said to her woman
friend. "Why don't you sing to it?"
said her friend. "Why, what good
would that do?" said the singer. "You
always get off the pitch when you
sing"
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Housekeepers Can Save
5000, ZOO, 900 on Food

In these days when the high cost of liv-
Ing pinches nearly every home, no waste
should be overlooked. One of the most
fragrant and the most easily prevented, Is
the destruction of food by rats. One rat
will often do hundred dollars damage of
careful estimate gives over $500 .000.0 900 as
the value of foodstuffs destroyed annually
stearns' Paste and save this enormous
loss Of food. A small box of Stearns'
Paste costs only IS cents and Is usual
ly enough to completely rid the house of
rats and mice; also effective against cock
reaches and waterbugs. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Suffered Several
Years. PERUNA
MADE ME WELL .-M-

Mrs. Elizabeth Reuther, 1902 11th
St, N. W., Washington. D. c. writes:
II endorse Peruna as . splendid
medicine for catarrh and stomach
trouble, from which / suffered sew
eral years. took It for several
months, found my health was re-
stored and have felt spiendidly ever
since. I now take It when ! con-
tract q cold, and It soon rids the sys-
tenn OF any catarrhal tendencies"
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
creates, Thing In the World.

Love has been called the greatest
thing In the world, but the grentest
thing in tho world Is not a thing at
NIL; the greatest thing Is a person.
Personality is the greatest thing in
theeworld. The greatest thing In per
sonality is not strength Of body nor
strength Of mind. 1t II strength Of
heart. .Clever people are as common
~ blackberfies the rare things to
md a good one" It Is not Daniel
Webster's brain. but Lincoln's heart.
that wins q nations love.-Exchange.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
cuTIcuRA STOPS ITCHING
Instantly In Most cases-Write for q
Free Sample.

Cuticura is wonderfully effective.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal all forms
Of itching, burning skin and scalp at
fections. Besides these super-creamy
emollients If used daily prevent little
skin troubles becoming serious.
.rree sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
His Choice.

isn't it terrible the way prices
keep going up?"
''It is. My husband said if it kept
up he'd either have to work harder
and make more money or eat less"
What do you think he'll decide to
dot"
knowing him as well as 1 do, my
guess is that he'll decide it to be easier
to eat less"
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
Outdoor Rarberino.

Shaving in the street was the way
Beckenham, Ireland. barber got over
a difficulty recently. The customer
was wounded soldier, and the mans
invalid chair was too wide to enter
the barber shop. Accordingly the bar
ber went to his customer, and shaved
him in the street.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
A Doleful Lover.

II see,' he said, ''that coal has gone
up again."
HAS it?" she replied.
"And they're raising rents" he con-
tinued.
"Well," she exclaimed, faring up, ''if
you wish to have our engagement bro
ken off, say so. always hate to have
people beat about the bush in case
of this kind"
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08

The Honeymoon.
Ee-HOney. you have done me a
grievous wrong.
She-Why, Georgef
He-I never ought to have married
you at all.
She-Oh. George!
He-Because, If you should die, you
have made 1t impossible for me to live
without wife.
She-Why, George!
He-And you have made 1t impos-
sible. honeybunch, for any other wife
to suit me.
She-Oh, George Judge.
Cheyenne record., 1917-11-08
mo- One eeIieves Him.

The patriotism of the man who buys
booze early to avoid the war tax is
doubtful.