New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-12-02

| W %CI VI ASSS DCItLOtAICo
| New Nest on Broadway
Jack Doyle annually conducts indoor track meet under the
guse golf pool for the Nest of Hard Boiled Eggs
Broadway last night moved from l2 West FOysecOnd Street
10 the Nest at l45s Broadway.
In honor the Eggpona occasion entertainment was held
in which Eggs every participated At the conclusion the hat was
passed fund purchase present for Jack Doyle him.
Chilled Steel Egg Runyon acting of EggOmones, an
nounced the result of the collection as follows:
Egg Runyon's Address
Brother Eggs have the great honor to report to you the result oil
this collection pleasure that Egg has remained true
the ritual found the hat borrowed from
Soft Egg total of three safety pins
two keys eight Kelly pool pills. piece of chalk Columbian and
the 5a Egg Mercer has been holding out since last
Egg who contributed the Columbian penny requested to
step forward"
Immediately hryeven Eggs rushed toward the platform.
obe and Impenabe split this yOu said the Master
Eggomones gng the Columbian the winds I'VE shall
the purchase of present for Marble Egg Doyle
First Voice: Get him clock The one he's using twenty cents
Fast"
Chilled Steel Egg Runyon: 1.-THE Egg out Of order"
cloud clucking of dissenting Eggs)
Second BUY for the Broadway Nest"
equipped with hot and cold running bartender the James
grandchildren for ades combination lunch that can be
players barber shop with heated tips and sun glasses for
the spectators. Could any Egg ask more?
loud cluck indicating tremendous approvaD
Master Eggomones Brother Eggs that wtchng hour
ing nigh the Egge caes for her Egg and we will table the
present Cruc Steel Egg Curey speaks piece
Egg Curley Cackles
Crucibe Steel Egg Cury cack and cluck
Adjusting paddock his pocket and tossing out drane
hung with fshhoOks he spoke as follows:
They brand Hard Boiled Egg,
Clucki Cucki
listen my tale, beg
Cluck! Cuck!
'T,cas only in nineteen-three.
quickly spent dime to see
An earthquake staged in italy
Chuck! Cuckl
I'm loose as With my dough-
Cluck Chuck!
lend to all the Eggs know
Cluckl Cucki
An Egg ksew rent to jai,
He thirty bucks for ball.
rushed it to him By a snail
Chuck! Cuck!
(Great applause.)
The Master of Epgomonies next called upon Egg
for speech Picking mody from without steel vault
equipped burglar proof door and triple meset combination
Anthracite Egg Dorgan spoke as follows: . q
Brother Eggs propose Resident Egg Of this Noble Nest
Clarence Rowland Chicago Sandstone Egg from the Banks Lake
Michigan"
loud cries Of "Page McGrawPO
Rowland was voted without dissenting cluck
Runyon then introduced Asphalt Egg goe ana MS
yOlkalele
The Asphalt Yokaeles
The Asphalt Egg appeared with his yOkaee clad in bathing suit
having clothes and belongings around the corner the Har
Bank. He unimbered the yokaee and sang:
pink pank pink pank, pink pank pink)
In he days they tong collars
bring the Eggs q nickle drink
vould hare that million salted
pink pank pink pank, pink pank, ptnkD
Far beneath pher Vulcan halted
(H pGv the check, yes don't think
vould spend that million quickly,
As the Yale beat Brickley.
Chorus Of Brother Eggs:
He tcoud spend that million quickly
As Yale beat BrickLey
(EeJ
applause from Spectators Citizens etc. Tor Aspha Egg
Igoe and Chorus Of Gravel Eggs)
Hard Boiled Eggs then and led in Marching
Military Eggs trained to the hardness Of Concrete to the
Bzoadwsy Nest
Jimmy Dunn Teaching Patience OF Warner
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