Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1917-04-13
An AntidOte
1t Was Based on the Prin-
ciple That Like Cures
Like.
By WILLIAM CHANDLER

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"Oh, my goodness gracious r she ex-
claimed with a gasp.
Bottom dropped out Of the universe,
dearf" l asked.
Worse. Aunt Abigail will have to
live with us. She's written that her
friend with whom she has had a home
is to give up her house the list of May,
and that throws her out. I am her
poets me to take her in"
"She's a bit cranky, isn't she?"
Cranky is no name for it."
"Well, we'll have to make the best
of It,"
Aunt Abigail arrived. We had previ-
ously considered our home entirely our
own. With the coming of our relative
we saw at once that all this was chang
ed. She settled herself down with an
appearance Of permanency that made
my blood run cold.
well" she exclaimed, looking about
her, "how did you ever come to build
this house down In q hollow-1t must
nafC OCCh q oWdlhP OhSC "hSA "
could as well have put 1t up on that
hill, where you could see something?"
I'VE live here winter and summer,
Aunt Abigail. Up there We would
freeze In cold weather"
freeze! Nonsensel Some people are
always afraid they'll breathe a little
fresh air. I'm not. I sleep with my
window open, and I like to have a gale
blowing In right on me. You should
have fronted your house to the SOUTH"
II can't stand this. We must get rid
of her." / said to my wife.
ITO turn her out would be awful"
"We needn't do that. We can fix 1t
SO that she will go of her W accord"
For heavens sake explain"
you know the homeopathic princf-
ple-like cures like. Well, my Uncle
Robert Is more disagreeable, If that is
possible, than you Aunt Abigail. He
is a dictatorial old curmudgeon, with
no respect for any ones opinion but
his own. He is as poor as a church
mouse, living In a miserable room In a
rookery by himself. He amuses him-
self abusing his neighbors from his
window and shying anything he can
get his hands on at the cats. Now, 1t
has occurred to me to bring him here
as a foil for your aunt. She can't pos
sibly endure to stay In the house with
such a man, and when she's gone I'll
find a way to get rid Of Uncle Robert.
Perhaps they may both go to get rid
of each other"
"Your plan seems rather impractical
BILE to me, Billy, but I have a good deal
of confidence in those roundabout ways
of yours. Suppose we try it2"
So l wrote Uncle Robert offering a
home temporarily and, If he liked 1t,
as long as he lived. He accepted eager
", and it was not long before he was
down upon us bag and baggage.
MY dear boy" he exclaimed, pat
ting me on the back, chow you do re-
mind me of your father! He and l
were inseparable as boys, and I've car
ried you on my shoulder often. And
to think that I'm to have a home with
you'll Put me anywhere. A garnet is
good enough for a broken down old
codger like me. Phew! Somebody's
been smoking here. Do you smokes?
How l hate tobacco! 1t makes me
sick"
II won't smoke any more In the house
since you've come, uncle" l said.
"Oh, don't mind me. l can stand
anything; got to stand it. I've made
a dead failure of life and don't deserve
anything else. You don't mind my
opening the window, do you-just to
let the odor out?'
Fanny has a bad cold, you know"
"Just the thing to cure her. Let her
breathe the cool air of heaven"
Up went the window, and out of the
room went Fanny. Half an hour after
my uncle arrived dinner was
ed. l was watching our guests when
they entered the dining room. 1t was
like a dog and a cat at first catching
sight of each other. Both seemed to
crouch for an encounter. Neither spoke
to the other for some time after taking
seats at table. Then a remark Of Tn
Gle Roberts rufied Aunt Abigail.
'This women's voting craze he
was beginning.
voting what, sirF'
craze, mdudu, TdlSlHB LIS FOiSS.
I'm not deaf. I heard you well
enough. l object to your calling WON
ms suffrage a craze"
"Are you an advocate of woman's
suffrage, madam"
81 most assuredly am"
81 believe in any one who advocates
a principle standing by that principle
o-I -oA t+or,-%..o. - c%uo 1IJaf
'Sir!'
THAT is, to e%quiyocate or knuckle
down, defending the cause with all
his or her strength. Pc contra, | re-
serve the same privilege for myself.
Woman's suffrage | consider the most
abominable, diabolical, illogical rot
that was ever sprung on a Christian
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