The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1917-01-04

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Nobody home but the fprn.c. ~
that's full Of hot air! Iisten 81 th;s ~
heres . bran new idea vorthv -
Mrs. Pankhurst yet wasted nnon ~.
dear ears Of . mans world constrnctel
ana run especially for men. snrres
tion has been made to arm IN ~
women. Il think we need 8 paraersnN
mere 20 allow the reader time to diseet
such information.) - eo''
| 1est | am going to hand II IN Won
stiaaent; the idea II to furnish every
Iair lady In Daytona with 4 eun With
| which to protect herself AFTER darr
inc originator OF the idea claims >
womans scream Is her only defense
Fernape that's true and let US state
rlent now. it's the best defense in
the world. No. let's not stain the side
walks OF our city with unnecessary
gore.
suppose such q thing should become
.ne Ia0; suppose each female should
taAe 10 toteing gun after dark. Good
n.eht: me curfew for men would ring
ABOUT shutdown and IL three or four
lauios got into an argument on a
street corner about the trimming Of
= nat-well. they'd have Bunker Hill
looking like Sunday school picnic
OF sham battle Of the Salvation Ar
my! On the whole, we advise allow
ing the hat-pin method of defense in
preference. There's nothing more dan
eerous than determined woman he
nind determined hat pin.
II the ladies must go armed LOT .om
carry water pistols loaded with ink
Gan you conceive Of a more horrible
catastrophy than having your hest
Irock ruined by stream of ink from
belligerent?
Do you all know the new eoverror
OF Florida is a Baptist minister? IN
you all know he refused to have a
SUCK inserted In the punch at the
inaugural ball? He even disapproyed
OF the ball and refused to visit the
scene. staying in his executive offices
wnere the reception took place. But
lsten to this carefully, Governor Cats
won't mind using stick and big one
TOO. on the liquor dealers in the state
VINO refuse to recognize the letter Of
the law. They say the governors hu-
NOR IS OF very dry nature.
we came near running over al
strange thing the other day, namely a |
woman plus an occupied baby carriage.
therefore, We respectfully suggest
.nat women pushing along their fam
lily heirs had better keep to the side.
walk instead of using the asphalt high
way
The real estate boosters have dandy
sidewalks stretched through the scrnh
for miles where. IL you should lamn
a house you'd die of surprise. vet some
women take a delight in running . |
buss-line in the street !
Ladies, II the lives of your offsprings
aren't valuable, baby carriages are,
THE SOCIETY EDITOR.
her JOB no one wants on the news. |
paper staff,
We're positive sure that Won will
agree;
For she's greeted each morn with the
Ha-ha laugh;
It's the woman that handles" So !,
ciety.
The staff says the job is a bob-tailed
cinch;
They think she's regular high-life
But between you and me if it came to
a pinch.
There's not one that could handle
her job.
She works DER her desk. she nuffs and
she grunts,
10 please every host and hostess
in town;
She PUSHES around to cover the
stunts,
And tries to remember each gown.
The sheet may misQuote the presi-
dents speech,
May spell out his name with two Is
Ana no one will knock and no one
will screech-
Not even society bellies!
But just let the girl who handles high
life
misplace hook or an eye,
u describing the gown of a citizens
wife,
And the town II condemn her to die Il
say the Browns and the Smiths and
the Blacks and the Jones.
What shocking society paee."
While the high life editor sits hack
and grOans,
For this is the truthful age.