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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27
Cut this out and show it to your Eng
Iish speaking neighbors!
The Newspaper Conspiracy.
Shown up in Congress
Febr. 9Th 1917.
Quoted wdatn tnn "cangrsssanl Rssard' page $500 to 1891.

Mr.. Mr.. Chairman, under unanimous
consent, I insert in the Record at this point a statement
showing the newspaper combination, which explains their
activity in this war matter, just discussed by the gentleman
from Pennsylvania (Mr. Moore):
TN March, 1915, the ] P. Morgan interests, the steel,
shipbuilding, and powder interests, and their subsidiary or
CARNATIONS, got together II men high up in the newspaper
world and employed them to select the most influential news
papers in the United States and sufficient number Of them
10 control generally the policy OF the daily press OF the
United States.
The IL men worked the problem out by selecting l9
newspapers, and then began, by an elimination process, to re-
tain only those necessary for the purpose Of controlling the
general policy Of the daily press throughout the country.
They found it was only necessary to purchase the control
Of Is Of the greatest papers. The p papers were agreed
upon; enissaries were sent to purchase the policy, national
and international, OF these papers; an agreement was reach
ed; the policy OF the papers was bought, TO be paid for by
the month; an editor was furnished for each paper to proper
liz supervise and edit information regarding the questions Of
preparedness, niHtarisrn, financial policies, and other things
Of national and international nature considered vital to the
interests of the purchasers.
This contract IS in existence at the present time, and
it accounts for the news columns Of the daily press Of the
country being filed with all sorts of preparedness arguments
and Misrepresentation as to the present condition OF the
United States Army and Navy, and the possibility and pro-
liability Of the United States being attacked by foreign foes.
This policy also included the suppression of everything
in opposition TO the wishes OF the interests served The effective
ness Of this scheme has been conclusively demonstrated by
the character Of stuff carried in the daily press throughout
the country since March, 1915. They have resorted to any
thing necessary to commemorative public sentiment and sand
bag the National Congress into making extravagant and
wasteful appropriations for the Army and Navy under the
false pretense that it was necessary. Their stock argument is
that It is patriotism. They are playing on every prejudice
and passion of the American people"
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27

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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS (Gefenie
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Elm GROCER GeiI Der nItererbten Brei-
beiten oes gnglanhers gum Gpfer
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27

ule,heif beE[eibct Oeren S%Fogpelte
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-02-27

ansHss sebiissIt, Soc bri gareA's.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
BUYING GRAIN ON GRADE

In justice to the farmer who
exercises care in selecting good
seed and in properly preparing
his grain for market, many grain
elevators are now buying grain
pom it's grade merit. The pre-
vailing full market value is paid
on standard grades and inferior
grades are handling upon their
relative merits.
Farmers should know the re-
quirements of the grain market.
In no other way can they expect
to meet the demands of the
buyers who receive the highest
prices. Quality makes the
price for the miller and manu-
facturer.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
In Order to Succeed

you must use your own brains.
Be From Missouri" and let him
show you.
A Furnace is not always a
Hot Air Heating plant.
You may save some dollars in
the first cost but if you get any,
thing less than the BEST, you
are making mistake and waste
ing money.
The Best Hot Air Heating
plant will furnish AL the heat
you want in any room in the
house, in any kind of weather,
and at less expense for fuel than
any other known method of
heating. 1t is heater in appear
ance than any other appara+ us,
is cleaner and occupies less Of
the room and wall space.
It furnishes the best possible
condition Of air, as it is in con-
slant motion and contains more
moisture.
These are broad, positive
statements and mean just what
tLey say as near as | can ex-
press it.
IF you are from Missouri, :"
come in and let me know it.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07

Miss Ford went to Marshall
Friday to have some dental
work done. She returned back
Saturday.
Mrs. Chas. Welter and Mrs.
Fred Jefferson were Marshall
visitors the first of the week.
Arlowene Jefferson arrived
home from Sleepy Eye Friday
after a weeks visit with rela-
tives.
Miss Nelson and pupils Of her
room gave a surprise party Fri
day evening in honor of Miss
Margaret Bruins at her home.
The evening was spent in play
ing games Refreshments were
served after which they all de-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07

parted for home after spending
| a very pleasant evening.
Gustav Schlick accompanied
by his cousin, Miss Lydia Rim
gle, arrived home from Sanborn
last Tuesday.
| Ere Jefferson and family and
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Rue were en-
! 'ertained at dinner Sunday at
the Rudolph Norman home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Halvor Rue
spent Sunday at the VIM. Han
son home.
Services were he'd for the
first time Sunday in the new
Trinity Church. Rev. Tulliffson
of Lamberton preached the ser
mon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Zitzman ar
rived home Saturday from New
Prague after attending the lat
ter's father funeral.
Mrs. w. Andre arrived home
last Tuesday after visiting sew
eral days with friends at Sleepy
Eye.
Miss Elvera Dittbenner spent
Sunday afternoon at the Chas.
Welter home, visiting with Miss
jeanette Welter.
Miss Elsie Anderson visited
at the Marshall hospital from
Friday until Saturday with her
sister, Mrs. Archie DeFrance,
who is a patient there.
Mrs. Scott Knable arrived
home from Minneapolis Friday
after attending the Lodge con-
yention.
A, baby boy was born to Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Vogl last Thursday.
|, Miss Cleota Back is assisting
at the M. L. Nancy home, as
Mrs. Nancy met with the mis-
fortune of cutting her thumb
severely while taking the sepa-
rator apart.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
FUNDS FOR. HIRING NURSE
PROPOSED.

An act giving county COM
missioners authority to vote
funds for the employment of
school or public health nurses
has been introduced in the leg
islature. Excepting the bill
providing for the reorganization
of the state health work, the
visiting nurse bill is the most
important health measure that
the present legislature will have
to consider" says DR.. |. ]. Muir
ply, executive secretary OF the
Minnesota Public Health asso-
citation.
"The law will benefit rural
sections most" Doctor Murphy
says, though it will be of value
to every citizen. While there is
no specific legislation covering
the matter, county funds are
now being used to employ nur-
ses in Ramsey, Renville and St.
Louis counties. Recently the
schools Of Mobiles county raised
fund of more than $500
through entertainments and So
Gals to provide for a nurse"
County commissioners now
have no specific authority to
vote funds for hiring nurses;
Doctor Murphy says.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
CITATION FOR REARING ON Pc
Triton FOR PROBATE OF
WILL.
Estate Of Christina Boehm.

STATE OF MINNESOTA, County Of
Redwood In Probate Court
In the Matter of the Estate OF
Christina Boehm, Decedent:
The State of Minnesota to all per
probate of the will of said decedent.
The petition of Edward d. Boehm be
ing duly filed in this court, represent
ing that Christina Boehm, then resi-
dent of the County of Redwood, State
of Minnesota. died on the 9th day OF
January, 1917, leaving a last will and
testament which is presented to this
court with said petition, and praying
that said instrument be allowed as
the last will and testament of said dece-
dent, and that letters testamentary
be issued thereon to Edward D. Boehm
and Chas. Brandt.
Therefore You, and Each of You,
are hereby cited and required to show
cause, if any you have, before this
court at the Probate Court Room in
the Court House in the City of Red
wood Falls, in the County of Re-
wood, State of Minnesota, on the 2nu
day of April, 1917, at 1000 O'Clock
A. NJ, why the prayer of said petit
ton should not be granted.
Witness the honorable A. r. A.
Laudon, Judge of said court, and the
seal of said court, this LIST day OF
March. 1917.
A. r. A. LAUDON,
Judge.
FRANK CLAGUE,
Attorney for Petitioner. o
court SeaD 35-3C
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
LUCAN NEWS ITEMS

fCrowded out last week.

( {Crowded out last week)
! Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Haag and
son were Sunday visitors at the
T. B. Fletcher home at Vesta.
Raymond Jefferson arrived
from Sleepy Eye Saturday.
Miss Katherine Stanley, who
is attending school at Client, ar
rived last Thursday for a visit
at the Jos. Wurscher home.
Miss Nelson spent Sunday at
the Sever Benson home.
Joseph Wurscher and family
were Sunday visitor at the M.
L. Nancy home.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
Farm Hands w ante d
Western Canada Farmers Require $4,000
American Farm Laborers AT ONCE

Urgent demand sent out for farm help by the Govern
men of Canada. Good wages. Steady employment. Low
railway fares Pleasant surroundings Comfortable homes
No Compulsory Military Service. Farm hands from the
United States absolutely guaranteed against Conscrp
ton This advertisement to farm help to replace
Canadian farmers who have enlisted for the
splendid opportunity for the young to investi-
gate Western Canada's agricultural offerings and to do
at expense.
Only those accustomed to farming need apply.
For particulars railway rates and districts where
labor required other information regarding Western
Canada apply to Authorized Canadian Government Agent
R. A. GARRETT, 81 Jackson ST.. St. Paul. Mimi.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07

crop is lessened to that extent.
Weeds tend to propagate, com
ing up year after year Of them
selves, on soil where the grain
crops must be sown annually,
consequently, it will be found
profitable to add a seed grader
to your equipment.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
WEED FARMS.

Quite often we see large fields
of weeds growing in profusion
where invariably wheat, oats or
corn should be growing. Every
weed that grows crowds out
some plant that would be Of
value, therefore the yield Of the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07

There isn't anything more pitt
full than a hero out of job.
You can't always bring a wom-
an to time by carrying her pic
ture in your watch.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1917-03-07
PREPAREDNESS
Your Duty

Upon nearly every W orker-cerk mechanic,
chant farmer manufacturer, or in profession-rests
the duty of supporting by personal efforts others who
cannot should not work for themselves In your
case may be mother father, sister, wife and children
that claim your help AS self-respecting
an you do not shirk this duty.
But have you seriously considered the question:
what would they do if death should cut off at this
moment?'
If you have not made provision for this event, you
have still your greater duty to perform; and it is
duty that demands immediate attention. because you
not certain of life beyond the present minute.
Ingenious men have proposed many schemes for per-
Torrance of this universally recognized duty, but only
really successful method has yet been devised That
method is policy of life insurance in sound
pany. There are many companies worthy of your
fdence, but if you have not yet made he dice, the
American National Assurance would like to you
This Company has helped hundreds of people to fulfill
their duty and is anxious to show how it give you
similar aid
There is no thought haunting and depressing
than that Of duty neglected. There is no satisfac
ton greater than the knowledge of duty unselfshy
done. Your duty is clear; and fully clear, if you
will investigate, is the one way to perform it.
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
MuNtr IN SUNFL0WER SEEDS
In Demand in England for Manufae-
ture of Oil-5rightens Plumage
of Various Fowls.

There is a possibility that the sun
flower will be included among our
regular field crops and that instead oil
struggling for a place In the rear end
of the garden it will be carefully cul-
tivated and harvested for sake OF It's
seed.
From England there comes the re-
port that a big demand exists for the
seed from which to manufacture Oil.
1t has long been recognized that the
plant is both hardy and productive ana
If means of utilizing the seed could
be discovered it would take rank with
the grains. Poultry keepers have set
a certain value upon the seed for Keep
ing hens in condition and frightening
the plumage.
It has even been claimed that the
stalks could be preserved in sllo Ike
corn fodder md make a rich food for
cattle. In neither case, however, has
any vide field of usefulness been
found.
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
Sand and Gravel Piled on subgrade
Ready for Use, Experimental Con-
etc Road, Chevy Chase, Md.

n-arveled at the excellence of the
work.
Manufacturers who have supplied
bituminous materials for the treat
ment of the road have detached their
special experts for this service and
the traffic over the road has demon
strated under carefully observed con-
ditions the relative value of the sew
eral types of road making up this great
highway.
The Chevy Chase road is expert
mental. 1t consists of different types
Of pavement-bitumino maeadam
laid by the penetration method, sur
face treatments of waterbound ma
cadam asphaltic surfaces on concrete
foundations, bituminous surfaced con-
crete, plain and oil cement concrete
and vitrifed brick, all of which are
under daily observation by expert
road builders to ascertain which of the
types is best suited to the traffic and
which is condemned by practical test
under the same conditions of climate,
soil, rainfall, heat and cold and like
traffic requirements. 1t would be just
the same to the Office of public roads
which has written this open book in
concrete. brick and stone whether any
part of 1t or all parts of 1t should fail,
failure in materials used, in construc-
ton, in durability. in cost, in mainte-
nance-the test is the thing.
Road building is a science now, and
efficiency is the only test of quality.
In the stones used In the construc-
ton of the Chevy Chase road, their
specific gravity, their weight per cubic
foot. their water absorption, their per-
centage of wear, their hardness and
toughness are all determined by the
most careful scientific tests. Patrol
men are constantly employed on this
road to keep account of whatever de-
feets in materials and construction
may develop and exact data as to the
cost of maintenance
The Chevy Chase road was fortu.
nately placed for the reason that all
Of its sections of types have been sub
iected to precisely the same sort Of
traffic year in and year out and the
section or type that has not stood the
strain has been as important an object
lesson to road builders as the section
or type that has maintained itself un.
der like strain. The road, as a whole,
is great experiment conducted by the
most competent engineers to demon
strate the most practical things.
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
EXPERIMENT IN GOOD ROADS
Road to Chevy Chase Text Book In
Concrete, Brick and Stone"-Ex-
perts Are Interested.

There is here q text book in con-
crete, brick and stone-the road to
Chevy Chase, built by the plans ane
under the direction of the office of
public roads of the United States and
for the sole purpose of informing the
public and the members of congress
interested in the improvement of the
public highways upon the methods and
cost of construction, types Of roads,
adaptability of material and economy
Of maintenance.
Thousands of people travel over
this road. which is built In many sec
lions of different types, every day, and
hundreds of practical road builders
from all parts of the country have In
spected it from time to time and have
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
First Molten Picture.

The motion picture Is more than fifty
ears old, If we understand BY that
ERIN any device for producing the op-
teal Illusion Of moving objects These
.oys were called by various names.
sch a. thaumatrope, Zoetrcpe, stroho-
cope, phenakistoscoDe, sterescopie
cabinet, kinematoscope. etc. The first
Exhibition Of Photographic motion pie
ares WIS made by Henry Heyl, In
in 1870.
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
PUT IN WINTER COVER CROPS
VERY VALUABLE.

Do not forget the value of wheat,
oats and rye for cover crops There
are four distinct values of these three
cover crops.
First They produce fine winter
pasture.
Second. They lessen the washing
of the soil and loss of fertility.
Third. The green plants use plant
food that is being liberated through
out the winter and when they are
plowed under a great deal of plant
food is saved which would be lost
othrwise.
Fourth. The plants plower under
in the spring will not only add fertil-
ity but humus to the soil and thus in
crease its moisture holding capacity.
If you have any questions to ask
eoncernin gthese cover crops or care
for bulletins on this subject, write to
the Extension Division. University OF
Arkansas at Fayetteville, Ark.
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
ard-Hearted.

"Why did you abandon your plan to
become q doctor?" asked the motorist.
Il can't bear to see other people suf-
fer" answered the garage man.
"Umphi / guess it's all In the point
OF view.n
"How is thatY'
81 notice you didn't shed any tears
when you presented me with this bill
for repairs"
The Newark journal., 1917-08-23
She Was Suspicious.

The female of the species had Just
told the milk peddler that his services
We're no longer required.
'Did you find anything wrong with
the milk?" demanded the milk dis
penser.
swell, not exactly" confessed the
suspicious female, but l noticed a wa
ter mark in the paper on which your
bin was made out, and I'm not taking
any chances"