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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Gnolan6 bot 5S,15S
hric9s9cfan9cnc!
Die osnielben ans 8entidlanS &c.
l6iften g~ie6espafete ba6en
ic6r a%6genummen.

2onoon, 90. SUM- @oIt6eridr).-
gta6 einent 8erift ben Der @ene-
ralpoItneiIter Dem &oilS Der @entei-
men borlegte, iino our 3eit in ben
gereinigten a6nigreiden 58,t3S
6eutide arieg89sfon9ene i~nterniert,
Die jeoe ISOLDE ans Der @eimat $3.50
8ofete ltno @el0onweiittngen i'm
@eiant6etrage bon 2241 8fltnb
Sterling erbnltett.
$m 8erateif NIT Dem Gorio9rc
6oben iid Die 2ie6esgoben, iomeit
Die 3obl Ser 8afete in 8etroft
tonrmt, nabe3lt nm Die @dlfte Der.
rinqert. Ger @enerolpoltmeiiter
fii9rt 6ieie 9f6nabn1e oltf ocn Mau-
gel all 8orr1teu 8uriif, bel Dem man
in 0eltidIan0 notwithstanding nidt
mebr iobiel entbebren fam pie fritz
Der.
@in9egen baden iif Ole fir oie
0eittiden ariegs9efanacnen beItimm.
ten @elbienouugen betr1htIid CT.
bolt. 70 Dab Die @cfnngenen IN Der
2oge iin0, 0as, mas man ibnen aus
Der @eimot 1tidt me6r ididen fam,
bier ielbit 31t faufen.
Sen in 3elttidlnnO i~nternierter
6ritiiden @efangenrn iperoen ieoe
8od)e rtlno $4,000 &ofete 5uae.
ididt ltno Die m6dentliden @el6.
ienoungen erreiden cine 6urf-
iGnittlide @o6e bon rulO 1900
Gfuno Sterling.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Gtinas 1trdliScnt
IN Sidtcrbcit!
Sat iid nad Der inpaniiden &c.
innbtIdaft aeflihtet; bic He.
pnblif, file Monardie!

Elem &iiu, 5. Suli. = p%r6iioent
81 Dunn Sung gelarg es, lpie &c.
itern bierber beri1tpt muroe, iif
nnd Der iapaniiden 8otidait 8u
fIiidten, TOO CT iofort aufnnbme nno
Sdut fano. St teleernpbierte nof
Den Iuolidlet Gropiu5en llilo forDerte
oeren @eboIfrrurg nuf iid 5l erbe-
Ben unb eageu Die 8ieOereintbline
Der Monardie Su fdmpieu. 3ieie
Gepeiden iolen ieoo9 bon oel Wto-
nnrhiiten aufgebalten moroen iein.
Aampfc Slrii6en MOunrdIiiteu anO
Jiepnblitauern.
Gan Srnncisep, Gal., 5. Suli. -
&ier aus Betting eingetroffeue aabel.
Depeifen beinean, ooB felt ecitern
Bpiihen Den republitnniiAen Grltp.
pen 0es Si0ens mo Der monordi.
itilhen grmee oeS Noroens cine
5dlodt itottiin0et. 9r1iioent 81
2luniE 9ulIB betIIl0et ltd m Betlllg
in Siherbeit, pabrer0 8i5eproiioent
Sung Stud Sung in Qanfiug bic Be
iueouitg Der 3rupprn leitet, Die
4~uflebnltna gegen Die Grri6tung ei.
ner Monardie lit I'm gnll3en 2onoe
al merfen, uno ole 8emegilug 9egen
Die Uionoidus uimutt 81.
G6inas 3luttc Scr 9lepnbIif trcu.
Shanghai, 5. altli. Wian
glaubt bier olleemeirL Dab oie di.
neiiIde ariegsflotte Der Gepublit
trep bleiben miro, pGbreno Die bic.
ligen i3ipil. mo gfilit1rbeboroGn
e6enfaaS oie Gepltblif prof(nmieren
uiio Der Mtouardie opponieren. GIN
o~ererIeits mag oie5I nm eeiheben,
Inn in Sbangbai Die 9tube altfredjt
5l erbalteb oa Is beiBt, Dab ole
milit1riiden @ouberreure ~ollgernein
0ie MieOerDerite1ung Der Wtonordic
begilnitigeh.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
q G"hnfnne. g9nih.-

Sn Spofane, 8at6., finS.
geriidte i'm llmIaui, fpona9 meb.
.ere bobere 2ebranitoIten uno Unit
,erIitdten 6es Qor0meitens i'm.
,GhIten Sabre tpegen Der perrin-
yerten SdiiIer5nbI sum GiniteIlen.
ies ltnterridts pe3pungen fem.
uer6en. Sic OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ION 8aibiugton unO bic %ltniperii.
at bon Soabo tuer6en inter oen.
REORGANIZATION, Die nit geriugerem
eeiud 5u rednen babeH, beIonoers
rtpabnt. 8ie rrinde lit iopobI in.
Der aufteIing Der Grmee oIs
m6 BARN 81 iuden, 6ab SunOer,
e bon iunsen 2eliten iid duf Die.
Sarnen begeben. Die 2onSmirte,
Bic nidt in Der Gage Iino, genii.
genb arbeiter gu erbnIten, Idiien.
fire gobne non Der SfuIe 51triif.I
tommen. Die Standardization.
fe si 8it1m1n berIiert dngqbIid I'M
suraidHitt tasIid go Stu0snteuI
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Yer. Staten RsgieTung
lndianeT Land Verkaufl

Cine b1lbe Dhaion 9lder inert.
noae5 2ano ner0en 6alo berfoltft
BON Der Ser. Stoaten Regieruug
geaen Ieidte idbrlihe 3ablungen
obue Steueril, bis lie be5ablt itnO.
9ie @elegenBeit elmer 2ebens5eit,
it'd Ser Bargains 9nteL Cams
teil9oitig 81 MAIDEN. allies i'm gro.
Fen Celbiitritt. sic brau6en niht
auf benz 2anoe gu Ie6eu ODER es 3u
f~ultiDierer SIR SuOeitoren ioruobl
als 5einti4her.
geiafeu Gle Die groBe 9uQmon
ausIteamgs.Gar al 16. uno SEQ.
pellportb StraBe, auf Dem 5rahi.
bn6nbof Der @raat @eitern 8nbn
uno MAIDEN Gle iif nit 6en eroBen
9logIidfeiten 0e5 Staotes 9fIaboma
Eefanut.
Gintritt una ausfunit frei; aar.
Ten, g~lauorlde, @eologii9e @ermei.
iungen, notwithstanding, Mineral.
prooutte uip. auf Der Gar. NIT 8e.
nlonitrntoreu, nm ale 8erbdltniiie
onrsuIegen. Gar often t6glih bon
8 ll9r morgenS bis ~ llbr mittogs;
t bis 5 nbr nafmittags; z bis Q
llBr 0belos.
0ente iii Der lebte GnsfeIlnngstas,
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
abfa1rt Scr Transports
tutirSc nic1t ucrratcn!

Maibinqton, 5. Suit 0'orine.
iefretar Goniels nlndte bette bic
Mlitteilung. baB aus benz Miarine-
Deportemcnt iler Die 4bfabrt Der
Gruppen nod 6rantreidl uidtS Der.
roien lpor0en it, glapbt ober, ooB
irgeiIo Gin 8reltno Der oeutiden Res
9ierung hieie nurd Elm i%ttarttidIlig
eriheinenoe8 aabelaramm oorilber
reritanoigt bate. 9e5bnlb perlangt
CT cine iddrferc MaBnabme bel Der
3eniur Der aobel0epeidcn.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Sin Grplniinn.

Glorenta Wicie un0 lem ShmagfT
Guiiea Salolpop. in Den @ilOrct6
apartments mobnbait, poIIten Scr
9ierten Sui ourd Oas 9lbfeuerit
elmer aanone gebiibrenO beeebeu. o.
iic abcr fem @cidiis batten, iteqtet.
tie lid Elm ioldes aus eiller @as
ro6re Der mo luOel es nit &otaid
un0 Sfmeiel. Gas 8obr belt jc
bod Der @udt nidt itano ut0 el
pIonierte. 9lls 6oIge 1T &ieie ben
te minus feds 3abnen nno bat az
Berbem oru aopf uro @didyt 5ieia
Iifs gerleeunaer.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05

Mit Der Beiuultiscn raiiidcm Sffcn'
iiDe idcint Is bereits ppr'
BEL st iein,

Berlin, iI6er 2onoorL 5. SlIt.-
Gas heutidc &riegsnnt mclbete
beiite na6mittag iiber @reieniiie on
Der Sitfrout: aSft Der @egcno bon
8r6e5anp fam es 5u lebbaften @e.
fedten, p1breno pelden Der Seiuo
ms nen bon inn einqenonlmenen
Stelungcn bertrieben pnroe. 8ir
ietten inns in benz ero6erten Gerrain
fpif
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Cine anael fam aeflOasn.

als Der nemjdbrige @apntono
.Saa, 1926 GaB StraBe. Mittmod
bormittag bon einem @intauf 5urild-
febrte, iulr0e er bon elmer Siellos
ooberfliegenoen augel am linfen
DIR e~etroffen. Gon Megobc. 2870
Gapenport Strabe. Der iid nit
Sdieben persuaste, botte nos In.
9Iild ongeridtet.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Sic Cpfer Oes Sierten SnIi.
Sie6eu SDte nnS 145 8eylebte ~
b%ctlGaen.

Chicago, SG.. (. Snli. -sie6en
Cote uno 145 8erIette lit Der 8on,
ben Die 6eier bls 9icrten Sui I'M
2anbe geitern %qeforbert bat. Sm
lettcn Sabre heirnQen Die 3ablen
OreiBig, reip. s21 uno I'M Sabre
1903 iogar 466 reip. 1888. Die
3ooesiGlle berteiIen iih auf Die
StaOte 0uincp, 81, COS qngeIes,
gH0icott, 9foi1, Detroit, hid. I'll.
bang, y. o.. mo Minoofa, So.
Sm lcbteren Grt imitHen 8mei &c.
totet.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
1lmshebmne Scr 6arSe1t
miro nttbt pcri6oben!

Ssoibin8ton 3. Su(i,-0cm Grit
nodgeben0, bot aricgs'efretdr 8a-
fer bel6lofien, oie Nntionalgaroen,
uriprunqli6 bc'dI fen artl Is.
Suli. %. Suli uno 3. &uguit aus
ttthpheu
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05

Sdlueine = 3ufuDr $500; 10--15t
10ber.
&06iter Greis 1886.
Qur6i6uittspreis 15.t0-15.75.
Sdafe - 3nfubr 400; Otarft felt.
aanIas Stir Marft6eridt.
Gonias Gitp, 5. SlIi.
S%tinObieb = 8ufubr 5000; 9lart
ollgemein felt.
aitbe feit.
stoders flau, idpnd.
Gdlber felt.
sdiueine = 3nfu9r 5000; Mtoru
meiItens t0c b0ber.
&0diter 8reis 1896.
9itr6idnittspreis so.
Sdafe - 3ufubr 1000; Martt 25t
nieorieer.
@efitterte hammer 1915.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
N6tnno, Oclceatcn
Scs OrtspcrbAnocs!

Die GeGegoten 6es 6rtsoerbanoea
Omnba, bic Sidets gum 8erfaui
batten fir Ole orn "a. SUM Itatt-
g~efunoene Gbenterooritclfung, lind
biermit frelnoIidit eriudlt, IN Den
nGfiten Soget NIT Dem llnter5eldl-
neten o6er Dem Ginan5Iefretdr Aug.
s. Spedt, ob8nredlnen 10 baB cine
bolitGnoige &brednung ilber Die
8oritealing bis gu unierer rld6iten
8eriammIung an 5reitag, ben 10.
Suit erfolgen fam.
SOL. S. 9cter, Grdiioert.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Omaha, 5. gull.
NinObie6 - 9uinbr 2300.

Omaha, 5. gull.
NinSbie6 - 9ufubr 2300.
8eefltiere felt bis itdrfer.
@ute bis bette 8cebe8 1885
1926.
@itteimabiae gecoes 1850
1925.
@eoo6nlide gccbcs 9.75-1t.5o.
@ute bis bette SabrIinge 11.75-
1885.
@ittelm. Sa6rlinge 1t.00-t1.75
@elpobnlide Sa6rlinge $50
1915.
ait6e uno Scifcr8 felt bis itdrfer.
Cute bis bette Sellers 10.00-1t.
Cute big bette aiibe S.50-9.50.
WtittelmGBige aitbe 7.50-8.50.
@ep0bnlide 5.00-7.50.
Stoders uno Geeoers feIt bis Itar-
fer.
@ltte bis bette 8eebers s.75-
$50.
02itteImdBiqe 7.75-S.50.
@em0bnli6e 6.75-7.50.
Cute, bette StoferS 100000.
Stof Sellers 1880.
Stod ailbe 6.50-7.50.
Stod aGlber $4,000.
Seal aGl6er 10.00-13.50.
Bull uuo Stogs 5.50-t0.00.
- 3ltfubr 5000; Marft
meiitenS 10c bober.
Observation-Disclosures 15.00-t5.30.
SodIter &reis 1850.
Sdafc = 3ufribr $500.
@ltte un0 bette 2ammer 1900
1910.
@itte rno bette Mlutteridafe $50
-9.25.
@ilte Ii. bette g8ibSers 900
1925.
Soa6o bette 2Gmmer 1856.
Chicago Marttberidt.
Chicago, 5. SttGi.
RinSbieb - 3ufubr 10000; Marft
10c nie0riger.
= 3ufnbr $4,000; Iarft
meiitens Zoe bobcr.
&6hiter 9reis 1900.
3urdidnittspreiS t4.90-15.S0.
Shafc 3ufubr 10000; Marfi
meiitens 25c nieoriqer.
@efiitterte hammer 1850.
Ct. Jpiepb Marftberiht.
CT. Soiepb. 3. SnIi.
Rinbuisb-9ufubr 600; Dtortt feit.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Niertc anli.Erier.

Ser Giertc Sui wur0e in olt1er-
0e6ru6ter 8eiie geieiert, MIR nidlt
10 l1rntenO ln0 Ioltt mie ionit. Snt
5onteneaeport batten iid etmu 20,'
900 8erionen e~ingefunoeh mo cine
patriotiide 6eier, ieOod obne 6euer.
luerf, beranitaItct ipor0en mar. Sc.
gen @1ittag fnn6 Die feierlide sill
lung Der 6lagge itatt rtlO pier aa.
pellen ipielten ma1reno oeS Cages.
aidter Ben 8afer belt cine potrio-
tiIde aniprn6e. = 2ie aiu0cr er.
g0bten lid naerorten nit benz ab.
bremen BON 6elermcrfsforpern, uno
an uft Stellen entltanOen baOltrh
Ileinere gr6n0e, Oie ieooA IN oGlen
6GQen Ieidt eeI6idt wuroen, obne
qroberen Sdaoen nll5urihten.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05

Ser iapanii6e Nnslanonriniiter
2lntono erfldrt gang often, 0oB oie
;Snps4 Die frnberen beutifeu Sn.
htlerbeIitungen fir ii6 bcbaIten
noaen often, un0 nod ia
pauiidlen gegrifien aud eHrlidl
Mtan unteritiise Die oeutide
BreIie, in0em man ST i9rer 8erbrci.
htne beitrdat.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05

Serlanst:-8iidtiee arbeiter &c.
zen guten Sobn; itetige grbeit. 9leb.
.nSfo Stone Co. Sulnbn -7-7.17
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
Ganias Gith Marft6eridI
Cmaba 8ctreiSemarft.

9maba, 5. Sult.
&orter 8ei5en-
ger. 2 23S-24l
glr. 8 225-235
@eiBes gorlt-
Ger. 2 174-t75
Scr. 8 174-1741A
Scr. A 1~791a--174
Scr. 5 t73-1731a
Scr. s 172h-t7S1a
@elbes Gorn-
Scr. 2 t73-174
Scr. 8 173-1731A
Scr. A t721a-173
Scr. 5 172-173
gtr. 6 171-173
@emiihtes gorrt-
Ger. 2 173-173A
ger. 8 173-1781a
SIR. 4 17215-173
Scr. 5 t72A-t73
Scr. 6 172-173
@eiBer Safer
g{r. 9 7115-72
9tr. 8 71A-71h
StonOnrO Safer 71-7ik
Scr. 4 70A-7tA
@erite-
@olsgerite Hops
6uttereerite t05-112
Noeeen-
SIT. Q 2S4--236
Scr. 8 1885
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
tttarktberi6te.

fi.bstmasat ben ciuiHsit erati gs,o
CtaHaer-
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1917-07-05
OKLAHOMAEX EXHIBIT GAR
Omaha

IS. unO scaDeuiuOrtb Ctr, bel Oem
fradt6a6nbuf Der wreat gseitern.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
GIRL OF Ia SOLDIERS WIFE
While Her Husband Fights in France
Young Bride Viii Go to
School in This Country.

\ fOurteen-year-old schoolgirl be-
came a soldiers wife in Brooklyn re-
Gently, thus following the example OF
her mother, who became the bride OF
one of Uncle Sans men In khaki Il
months ago.
Matte Lee iiud>heth nj Douglas,
AriZ., was the latest bride. says the
Brooklyn Eagle. The soldier boy who
became her husband is David Eugene
Henry of Spring, Tex. The bridegroom
Is only Twenty-Five, end u member Of
che Twenty-secord infantry, now sta
toned at Fort Hamilton.
The girls stepfather went abroad
with General perShiH., and Is nov
somewhere in France His wife
planned to join him and ON East,
While waiting passports here her
daughter met Henry, with whom Hil"
became acquainted in Arizona, two
years ago.
While the brides mother is absent
in France her daughter will remain
here and attend school,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Coffin az a Mascot,

Nine. Bertha. who was dcported
from her Suinp'uous mansion In the
West end Of London as an "undesir-
able alien a couple of years ago, had
an upper room. which her servants If.
reverently called her vault" hung
with sonber black curtains, and In the
center, mounted on tresties, the most
elaborate specimen Of the undertaker's
art that could be imagined.
1t was Of polished rosewood. finely
worked with silver mountings, very
massive. On the name plate was deli
cately engraved Bertha frost" The
favorite entertainment Of this notori'
Gus beauty specialist, and "%reincarna'
ton of Marie Antoinette," was n re-
ception to "view my mascot" rs she
termed this coffin. and she would ex'
plain to her startled guests that she
kept it q Mt hand to reconcile hel
to the iden OF death!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30

During the ~flve.year period ending In
1914 Georgia surfaced 6.384 miles Of
her roads. This Il at the rite Of more
than four miles q working dry.
A woman IL the inventor Of q suit
case made In three parts and with
legs TINT unfold to support II when
II 10 opened 10 II can be used 10 Z
dressing case.
An attempt IN being made IN Canada
70 obtain the franchise for tho Arneri-
can Indians who have done excellent
servics fOf ~ nsittah empire % ~
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30

OF the leading platoon and turn m M
command Of their leaders.
when . company Is in a column OF
squads. and it Is desired to form a
iihe or plato0ns. the command .Pla.
looms column right Qeft)" In given.
ms Is executed by each platoon M
already described for the company.
III leading squad Of each platoon exc
cutes a right turn. and four parallel
columns OF squads advance In line Of
platOOns.
"heh the company Is in line, to form
line "f piatOons, the command may be
eiiher. squads right (left). pIatoons,
column right (left), MARCH," or "PIa.
to"ns right Oeft) by squads, MARCH,"
The first command is explained by ref.
erehce TO the preceding paragraph,
while the second is executed by each
platoon separately as Fright Qeft) by
squads In the school of the company.
Being in column Of platoons, to form
the company line on the right or left,
the command is as follows: ION right
(I"ft) into line. MARCH" 49,. Com
rany, HALT" At the preparatory
command, the leader Of the first pla-
toon gives right turn" At March"
The platoon turns to the right on q
moving pivot. The command Halt
Is given when the leading platoon has
advanced the desired distance. At.the
Halt its leader commands Fright
dress" The other platoOns march OK.
actly as though they We're squads when
this order is given to the company in
column of squads.
"Platoons, right Ocft) front iL!o
line Is executed as described by
squads In the school of the company
The dress for 'Platoons. right front
into line" would be on the left squad
Of the left platoon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
PLATOON COMMANDS.

When the company Is in line, to form
columns of platOons, the command Is,
"Platoons right Oeft)." This Is exc
cuted by ench platoon as in the school
Of the company.
The right flank men in the front
rank Of each platoon face to the right
in marching and mark time. The other
front rank men oblique to the right,
place themselves abreast of the pivot
men, aud mark time. In the g a rank,
the third man from the right in each
platoon followed in column by the
second and first) moves straight to the
front until In the rear Of his front rank
man. Then all three face to the Fight
in marching and mark time. The re-
manning men Of the rear rank move
straight to the front for four PAGES,
obllque to the right, place themselves
abreast Of the third man, cover their
file leaders and mark time.
Before executing this movement with
platoons, the captain makes It a point
to see that the guides on the flank
toward which the movement Is to turn
are covcring-that is, are in a strnight
row, 20 that the pivot men. whose 20
sltions are governed by those OF the
guides. will also be In n straight row
which will bring the platoons into
precise column. This Is efIected BY
previously announcing the guide tt
that flank.
Following the command, "Platoons
right Oeft), MARCH," the concluding
command Ia to the company as :
whole-"Forward, MARCH" or "Com
pnny, HALT"
Being in columns Of platoons, t
change direction, the command Is, "col
umn right (left), MARCH," Al TN
preparatory command, the lender O
the first platoon turns to the right OF
a moving pivot; then its leader com
mands. "Forward, MARCH," at tn
completion Of the, turn. Rear platoon'
march squarely up to the turning poin
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Are We Living Too Fast7

Life In the great centers Of the Unit.
ed States has gained such impetus
that 1t makes few pauses in its rush
toward Its own destruction. 1t hur.
rIes us along in its current Of excite
ment, battering us against Jagged
rocks that jut across 1t from all an
giles, poisoning US, p~olluting our blood
with emotions that eat up red corpus
cles, and draining u scnsibllities OF
their natural responsiveness.
Waste Of physical energy Is scarcely
worse than waste of mental forces.
Life ceases to be enjoyable that mo.
mcnt IN which we leave on wondering
at It, when It nc longer surprises us
when II no longer has ,ncxptcred Wis.
tas, unexpected r''mances and adven'
lures, when our faded pnlates are cal'
loused beyond the possibility Of antici'
pation.-Exchange.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
SCRAPS

A new vacuum cleaner Is driven from
power derived from the water spigot.
Men drilling nm artesinn well In Ar
gentlna found rich deposits Of copper
at q depth Of 100 feet.
Detectives Of Mt. Cory, 0. are look.
Ing for large footprints. Burglars en-.
tered 4 store there and stole nothing
but No II Ah0es. (, 4 W
Lack Of foreign composition be- CO
stsd y large market for Amsslcas
tAoa0 n chile.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Stock Steak.

The diner had finished his first
course and lay back, frowning at the
unvanQuished steak before him. Twice
in one minute the new waiter made an
attempt to clenr away and received a
sulIen dismissal each time.
"Bcg pardon, SIR" he said mt last.
There's a big demand for steak to.
dry. We have only three Of them in
stock, aud, the other two being In use,
we'd be glad II you've finished with
this one"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30

IMITATION is SlNcEREST FLATTEaY
but like counterfeit money the inlita-
ton has not the worth Of the original.
Insist on LA Creole" Hair Dressing
It's the original. Darkens your hair In
the natural way. but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30

would come 20 minutes later each
year, and finally, after the lapse Of q
number Of years, the date Of mid-sum'
mer would be In December and the
meanings Of the months would be en-
tirely changed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Bio Words.

Little Girl-Thc doctor said mann
mn must take Il constitutional eVer'
morning. What does that mean!
Little Boy-That means Walking.
Little Girl--Then why didn't ne say
SO?
Little Boy don't know, but l
cues maybe If he called 1t that ne
couldn't charge for 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
His Costly Mistake.

"What ruined your busineSsT'
advertising"
"How?"
IL let 1t all be done by my %cotnIe'i'
tors"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
$4,000 Pieces In Clock.

At Bcuuvais cathedral there IL n
clock which Is composed of $1,000 sep.
arate pieces, having SO dial plates.
This clock gives the time IN the big
capitals Of the world as well ns tho
l0ca' hour, tho day Of the week aud
month. the rising and setting Of the
sun. the phases Of the moon und tides,
us well US considerable other inforrna.
ton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
His

"Does your husband subscribe to the
theory that kissing transmits germs:
mo; he thinks that germs are most
~ transmitted by money, and Is yer?
careful not to han,! me any" n 4,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
al ob~rvant child

An obssrvant Child.
Mamma, I must have . new dresa
for my dolly"
"v1hy, dsart~ \.
.'Causs / quarrsied With hsr, ano
now that we've made W ! must ~
her . new drssA"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
IN, Ndsrsai Year.

Il has long been known that tho
year defined a. the time between two
successive returns Of the sun IN 10
apparent round Of the heavens, to the
same star differs BY about 20 minutes
from the year defined a. the time De
tween two successive returns OF tne
sun to the same solstice. The ioflaet
Il called the sidereal year and the iat'
ter the tropical year.
For the calendar the latter y ~.
"a. II ~ ussd tho sidefsai year, ~
enact HmA Of the summer so'socs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
The Listener.

"Hnve you any suggestions to make
about our new house, dear!'
"Yes. | wish you'd have the key
holes made larger"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
What Allied Smith.

A plainly dressed man, VINO ih!1e
duced himself as Mr.. John Smith,
walked into n doctors Office IN . Texas
town. and having explained MS syhp.
toms, asked the doctor how long y
would take to cure him. The doctor'
who had treated the visitor with every
possible courtesy, replied: .
"You will require careful treatment
under my personal supervision ,or
about two mcnths before ycn nre nn'c
10 resume your lahors In the bank"
"Doctor. YOU IRE fool'ns yourself.
nm not Smith the banker, out S'n''n'
the street a driver" -
us that sol Well. my sood ie..
low, I don't see what you came 70
mo fnr." ~ Al.--
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Dotnn His Best.

Slle-Are You a freshman?
He (confusrd)~-I try 10 he,--iira.
nonian.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Doris Idea.

Doris father raised chickens, an"
Doris understood MI about setuhs
hens. One day she was taken TO sec
the new litter of puppies. They were
curly black balls cuddled down besioe
a smooth tan mother.
Are those really Emmy Lous pup
pies" Doris asked.
"Yes, dear" she was told.
"WelI, then" she remarked in a MS
gusted tone, "she couldn't have sal Oh
her own eggs"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-08-30
Hard 70 Gee Through.

Bobbie's father was trying to raise
incubator chickens. and one day M the
little fellow was watching a chicken
breaking IT. way through the shell,
Bobby remarked: II ace, how hs gets
out, all right bit ! can't 80 how b
ct To-"