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The broad ax., 1917-01-13
UP A TREE TWENTY HOURS.

Fugitive DeIirium Tremens Victim Dis.
cards Clothes and Climbs.
Nyack, n. Y.-After passing twenty
hours in the topmost branches Of q
tree, Edgar Tordoff was rescued by
hunters. He was arrested suffering
from delirium tremens and sent to the
almshouse at Viola instead Of to Jail,
and when he tried to eject the inmates
was strapped in a straitjacket.
He escaped and wandered through
the Ramapo mountains to Ladentown,
where he threw away his clothes and
climbed a tree. He was about famish-
ed when found by the hunters and
Letchworth policemen and may die.
Tordoff is a painter.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
LEGAL Wit.

A lawyer was walking into court re-
Gently with his length Of arm taxed
to hold pile Of law books.
To him said friend, pointing to his
books:
"Why, / thought you carried all that
stuff in your head"
$50 do" quickly replied the learned
are for the judges"
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Work Mine In U. S. Supreme Court.

Observation-Disclosures. motors and
other electrical apparatus whizzed and
whirred In the supreme court chamber
ut Washington when the justices view
Cd q miniature mining plant In fun OPP
Grafton. The demonstration. unique In
the courts history. was held to give
the justices an actual view OF q min
lng patent In operation, one used In
many countries and attacked AZ in
valid In q case recently reargued.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
INHERITANCE AFTER YEARS..
Rover Never In One Place Long Enough
to Apply For IL.

hVVeT viewer iH SIlc TIdSc -OtiS 1hSSSh
to Apply For 1t.
St. LouiS.-George Weise, a former
sailor and of an admitted rowing dispo-
SitiOn. recently received $390.25 from
the local free legal aid bureau. repre-
Senting his share of the estate of an
uncle who died in Adrian. Mich, eight
cen years aG0.
WeiSe applied to the bureau several
days ago and asked Matthew COnck-
ling, assistant superintendent, to assist
him in getting his inheritance. He ex-
planned that he had never applied for
tbecauSe since the death Of his uncle
be had not been long enough in one
Place TO take the time to apply for his
share.
COnckling wrote to Adrian and in re-
ply to his letter received one from E. A.
Cole. present owner Of the property of
WeiSe'S Uncle, Edward Bauer, contain
ing the money due Weise and a quit
Claim deed Ia the property for the lat
tefS signature.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
COLONEL OFFERS A REWARD.
Somebody Cut Down MIR. Roosevelts
Sassafras Tree at Sycamore.

Oyster Bay, n. Y.-Colonel Roosevelt
Is on the trail Of malignant malefac-
tors again. This time 1t is one or more
intrepid woodsmen who, unknown to
him, sawed down large sassafras tree
on the colonel's estate, Sycamore Hill.
Colonel Roosevelt offered S25 reward
for information leading to the "discov-
cry Of the individual who maliciously
and feloniously entered my land and
with a crosscut saw felled large and
valuable sassafras tree, which by its
fall partially destroyed an even more
valuable beech tree"
If there are any trees to come down
at Sycamore Hill the colonel wants to
do the chopping himself.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Scholar. Read Original Poems.

westmont. y. J.-Eighteen grade pu-
pIls In the public schools read original
poems during the afternoon session.
creating considerable amusement and
uncovering some latent literary talent
Recently each pupil In this grade was
required to make q ave minute address
without manuscript.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Too Much Practice.

docs your minister practice what he
breaches" the newcomer questioned.
"He does" the citizen answered, with
q sigh, land I'd be perfectly willing to
have him stop. He lives next door to
me and begins at o'clock Sunday
morning to practice what he is going
to preach."-New York Times.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Self Convicted,

"Say, pa" queried small Bobby,
"what is gossiping, anyway"
"GossipiLg. my son." replied the old
man, "if We get right down to the
plain, unvarnished facts, is lying. But
why do you ask?"
Because" answered the young in
vestigator, ma says you do a lot Of
gossiping every time your business
keeps you late at the office."-Ex-
change.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Sharka and Death.

There is an old yet still operative su-
perstition among seafaring men that
when a shark persistently follows q
vessel It is a sign that some person on
board is going to die, the alleged rea-
son being that the great fish can scent
death.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
No Joke, Either.

isn't 1t awful the way prices have
gone up?"
at surely is. Just think, my hus-
band will have to work three weeks to
get money enough to pay for this SIM
pie little gown l have on."-Detroit
Free Press.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Struck the Wrong Spot.

A man lost his wife and his cow
both in the same week. His neighbors
tried to console him by limiting that
they would see that he got another
wife.
Eyes; you're willing to get me an
other wife," said he, "but none Of you
offers to get me another cow"
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
In the Barber Shop.

"Your hair" said the aggravating
barber to the slightly bald man, is
coming out on top"
"GoodT cried the sensitive victim.
II knew 1t was In me. Now. for good
ness sake, don't talk to 1t or It'll crawl
back again."-London Telegraph.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Fine Luck.

Mrs. Exe-So you've got a new gown
after all. l thought you said you
couldn't afford one this season? Mrs.
Wye-So l did. But you see my hus-
band had a streak Of luck recently.
He broke his leg the next day after
taking out an accident policy that pays
$50 q week-Boston Transcript
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Due Caution,

Prisoner at the bar, will you be
tried by jury or by the courtT"
by jury, your honor, by jury"
"Humph! Why-er-haven't 1 seen
you before somewhereT
ayes, your honor. l sell you ice In
summer and do your plumbing in win
ter."-Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Divided IL.

Scene-Police court during dispute
over eight day clock.
Magistrate-I award the clock to the
plaintiff.
Decentralization what do get7
Magistrate-ITl give you the eight
days-London Stray Stories.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Diplomacy In the Home,

Every now and then wife urges hus-
band to buy some new clothes for him.
self, but If he is pretty good talker
he can get out Of 1t without making
her mad.-Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
His XlaM of IL.

Wife-That girl In the opposite nat
II quite promising singer. Hub
Well. get her to promise that she won't
ding any more.-Boston Transcript
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
DRIVES MILES FOR MAIL.
Farmer Viii Not Allow Rural Carrier
to Bring u.

smith tr.lrr. Kan.-Frank Nichols
ives on route No. 5 out of this city.
.% years NirholS has stubbOrnly re-
FUSED 10 have his mail come by carrier.
N.nOuSh a route runs right by his door.
Zach Saturday he makes the eleven
u'le drive from home and gets his mail
wi VI The in>loiIice here.
ne Insists The carrier system is an
sIaeceSNars expense to the government
~u That ii is putting false and injuri-
wy notions into the rising generations
% the farm
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
n LIE NEAR HER FIVE
" HUSBANDS is LAST WISH
W., Sickle Had Personally Erect
MIS- Cd Tombstones to Them.

Crosse. Wis.-To be buried In her
la orirate cemetery in a corner OF
OWL .lrm near the graves of her five
DEF 'nds wa. the last wis., of Mrs.
nusD n e Van Sickle. who died re-
ce en- fine Grayes Of her husbands are
,.torcs erected by the wife's own
tOn I. One has this verse inscribed
upon it; o,,,,a. 20 .,aa ,ovs
In Ten l,i,e TO meet above.
u - IS eyer sind and true to me.
1OI Us 10 u. Emma c.
Another reads;
a d5ed ian. Il 1854, aged hfty-three
..ars b. Emma.
Tho other three stones are small and
tb Ell inscrirr5"as brief. One reads ID.
y Y" another "P. D. c." and the
third "P. L"
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
NED at Stacks High Top.

h.,.euce, Colo.-Bessie Norton. aged
csFOhe, and Joseph Bowling, twen-
4, years old, were married on top
a. loot concrete smokestack In an
en- here recently. Practically the
MA city witnessed the ceremony,
In vas performed by the Rev. w.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Vary ActiyA

Bing-He's very active In financial
matters. isn't her Bang-You bet! BE
owes me $40. and every time he sees
me he lodges me.-Town Topics.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13

Honorable industry always travels
the same road with enjoyment and
duty, and progress Is altogether I'm
possible without it-Ssmuel Smiles.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
100000 ORANGES TOO RIPE.

e'"ents Valued at S50, 200 Are De-
stroyed In Week.
"t" York - Two million oranges,
A.. .u 10" rire for consumption, were
A. suoyed in New York by a squad IN
Tue supervision of Lucius p. Brown,
~ " VI the hureau Of foods and drugs
~ |e department. of health.
M Oranges were taken from ship
r, aud railroad, terminals. They ag-
S,s sS'N alnut $50 tons and were
n from Porto Rico and Jamaica.
eOodloOS loss 10 the shippers was about
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Fashionable.

Willie-Paw. what Is a fashionable
resort? Paw-A place where you can
obtain the least comfort and the most
style for the most money, my SON.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13

Oh, how bitter O thing It Il to look
into happiness through another mans
syesS"As You Like It" II. Z.
The broad ax., 1917-01-13
Very UnruIy,

Miss Paul-Grace doesn't obey any
body. Miss Pry-No; she doesn't even
mind her own business.-Town Topics
The broad ax., 1917-01-13

Consult duty, not events - Waits
Savage Landor.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1917-03-30

J. 3 Lewis. ol Boston Mass
stopping at the Ormond
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A1nuse]1lents
+ + + I. 4. i. 4. + i. 4 4. 4. + 4
:. END OF TOUR"
!. +

4 romance of the "one night-stands"
is The End Of the Tour" the Metro
Columbia five-act feature photodrama
starring Lionel Barrymore TO be eX-
hihited at the Crystal theatre Satur-
day Buddy" Bennett (Mr. Barry
more) is the leading man of the Chi
cage Ideals Theatre company. barn
Storming troupe which comes to
grief on the road
The pay depicts graphically the life
OF travelling players who are not over
hurdened With success. The cOmpa
ny is PLAYING Camille" through the
Nest and the receipts dwindle with
each performance The End Of the
Tour" shows the interior of three diff
ferent small town theatres, in all of
" hich the company PLAYS Camille :.
On the first night the PLAYERS take in
$l95n. the next So Sc and finally
nothing Irate shcriffs pounce upon
the company to demand money for
overdue board bills and lhc en1erpris
ing manager puts costumes on them
ana makes actors 81 them for the
nient to impress the audience with
the SIZE 81 HIS troupe
Siaali town iifs engine houses.
riyal companies III which give anna
.ear performances 0l Tile Fireman $
trlde amt other gems add % the
}a THO actors, stranded teach the
irehen how tu act and thus earn 4
les square meals FINALLY help comes
lrau am HmeAEeCte2 source Some OF
te H,ore Tin characters are Snin-
smith tine fat pruner5s man of
te troupe Lester M5nfa-ue tbs
Niaia iotfie I-e saQarete Seth
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1917-03-30
INSURANCE MEN
MEET AT ORMOND

HOTEL ORMOND March % The
Equitable Lie Assurance company OF
tile United States. a party o. one hun
.red from PITTSBURGH Pa. arrived at
yle ormoud last night and wll re-
main until lis close on April 5rd They
VII take the Tomoka trip and the sew
er4l motor trips around 0rmond, VIII
tr. the bathing III the surf ana the
winning pool Wall play tennis. golf.
aai ride horseback III fact they PIC
itss themsli IVES US de6ghted with Or
uand beach. and are prepared ~ en
Joy every pleasure that It is famous
for They would like 70 nave the
Latel kept open Tor them UNTIL April
5tl but that IS not possible for many
reasons
] Lewis ol Boston Mass IS
n 2
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
KECSAUQUA.

Mrs. Pickens and daughters Of OF
tumwa were over Sunday guests at the
3. s. Ream home.
Mrs ]. w. Carson is visiting at Cas-
tana.
T. F. Campbell returned to his home
here Monday from Canada, where ne
has been for nearly two months.
returned to their home here Friday aft
er a two weeks visit with relatives
and friends in Stockport.
]. c. Calhoun and family motored to
Fairfield, bringing Miss Marie Whit
moro back with them for few days
visit.
Mrs. c. L. Dahlberg Of Des Moines is
visiting her mother Mrs. Sarah Walk
er.
A son was born last Monday to Ray
Morrow and wife Of Batavia. who are
visiting at the parental c. c. Rambo
home.
Fred Campbell and Henry saunder-
son left the first Of the week for Des
Moines, having enlisted in the am
bulance corps Friends have received
word that they successfully passed the
examination and will remain in camp
at Des Moines until the Iowa regiment
A license was issued for the marriage
of Miss Bessie NJ. Phipps of Keosauqua
to Rev. Joseph Stanley Mitchell OF Mt.
Zion.
The Christian church people held a
lawn social Thursday evening at the
home Of Mrs. Carrie Bell.
E. s. Howdyshell departed Friday
for Rock Island. ILL.,, where he has EN-,
ployment as machinist In the arsenal.
Mrs. Edna Manning and daughter
Madeline were Ottumwa visitors Fri
day
Mrs. Harold Wilson Is entertaining
her sisters Mrs. George Davidson OF
Linneus, Mo. and Miss Marian Atkins
Of Milton.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
FINDS BOOZE
TO BE FRUIT
CRESTON WOMAN MAY FILE SUIT
OVER SEARCH OF HER
GRIPS.

Creston. July 3o.--Mrs. W. l.. Nc
Carthy Of Creston is considering the
filing Of q suit against the Chicago,
Burlington & Quincy railroad company
County Attorney Locke and the town
marshal Of Eenox, for misrepresenta-
ton of her characte- while riding on
one Of their trains last week.
When the train stopped at Mary
vile, Locke demanded that the lady
permit him to search her suit cases.
which she refused TO do. She said
that she would IL he would show her
the search warrant and Locke replied
that he did not need search war
rant. He was in search Of booze and
when the train arrived at Lenox, Locke
called the town marshal
The two then "frsked" the suit
cases and were awarded for their eff
forts by finding fifteen quarts Of pre-
served fruits. They were both booed
and teered from the train by passen-
gers in the car.
Mrs. Mccarthy was en- route from
st. Joseph. Mo-, when the incident oc-
CURED.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31

toms?.
Yes. cant eat more than s peeces
of pie for dizzert and my shoes don't
At me and l got awnll pane III my
rite stummtck, sed Artie.
All, you must have zinkabeetiss, If
you come Ground s o'clock tomorro
morning Ill cut OF both your legs.
sed.
Ha ha ha, sed pop lafing, that's a
good one on you. dock, the youngsters
know thing or 2, don't they, ha ha ha.
DR.. Rorer Jest keeping on setting there
as If he dident see enything funny and
Sue wawked up pretending to be as
week as enything, falling down on the
floor and saying, Help, doctor. help.
Watts your symptoms? sed and Sue
sed, My nose itches on the end and
cant say a werd wen I tawk
Ha, you got case Of zippatizm,
come erround next week and Ill give
you box Of pills IL you amt ded yet,
I sed
Ha ha ha, dock, can you beet that,
ha ha ha sed pop.
Wen I was a child Children were
seen and not herd, sed Dr. Rorer.
And he got UP and picked UP his hat
and started to go out, pop saying. Ha,
ha ha zippatizm, If you amt ded yet,
the Jokes on you all rite, dock.
The next time l come heer maybe
your pane wont be gone yet, sed DR..
Rorer And he went down stairs, pop
stopping laff1ng and saying. I never
thawt Of that.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
HAVE CHAIN PRAYER
II FOR IOWA SOLDIERS

,Des Moines, July 20.-'I implore
You, o God, to bless all soldiers and
sailors and keep them in the Hollow
Of Thy Hand. Amen"
The foregoing "chain prayer is be.
ing written and sent to all parts of
Iowa. First PRONUNCIATION is given this
week by a group Of Des Moines wo-
men.
The recipient of the prayer is ex-
pected to copy it and send it on to
seven other persons.
A letter that accompanies the pray
er says:
Enclosed you will find a copy of
a chain prayer for the soldiers and
sailors OF this great war.I request you
to send it to seven OF your friends.
II you comply with my request you
shall be blessed with good luck on the
seventh day after receipt Of this let
ter. Please do not break the chain"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
PEACH BUYERS
HAVE TO WAIT
BLOOMFIELD WRITER SAYS EDDY
WILLIE NOT ONLY PLACE THAT
BOUGHT FRUIT.

The sequel to the famous Eddyville
peach story in which the leading char
acter was an old soldier from the sun
ny south who had winning way and
captivated his hearers. to many OF
whom he sold peaches by the barrel
and white hooking birds by the pail
for $3.50, comes from Bloomfield. The
following letter tells the tale:
Bloomfield, Iowa,
The Courier, Ottumwa:
I'VE read in The Courier that many
citizens of Eddyville are suffering dis
appointment because certain ship
ments OF peaches promised to them
have failed to arrive. Permit me TO
suggest that the peach growers In
question are doubtless swamped with
business and are filling all orders In
their turn and the Eddyville turn
has not yet arrived
about seven or eight wears ago
Bloomfield was visited by kindly dis
posed old gentleman who was looking
for real estate and incidentally dis
tributing peaches and pet birds among
his newly found acauaintances.
&c. w. Phillips of the Savings bank
came in for the first promise OF
bushel Of choice free stones. Mayor
n. C. Leach OF Bloomfield and Uncle
Nose Patterson Of DrakesNille were
specially favored and were each to re-
oeiye a bushel of free stones and a
basket Of clings as we'll.
'ThG writer Is still looking for a
sbushei Of fine Elbertas and pet cock
atoo for the children. Even to this
day, when ! attemnt to chide my
household because there is not enough
fruit being preserved for winter use.
my wife renlies that she is saving the
Jars for the peaches that my old sol
der friend is sending no from the
south. Here the conversation lags and
Is renewed along other lines.
LET our Fddyville friends be pa
tent. II we Bloomfelders can satisfy
our peach appetite on faith and expec-
tations for so many years they should
be able TO hold out on homes and con-
fldence for a few weeks more.
Yours truly.
John y. Ethel"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
HOME OF TWO COMPANIES.

Fairfield. July 30.-Fairfield is now
represented by two companies which
may see service In France In addi-
ton to Company M this city Is now
the home Of Company of the Iowa
ammunition train. John Grail, who
was in charge of the organization of
the company and JEFF Pence succeeded
In securing enough men in Des Moines
to rake up the full company of fifty
men. Permission was granted by Ad-
tutant General Logan which kept Fair.
field from losing the company.
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CHARLTON.
Mrs. Jas. Kelley went to Melrose
for brief visit with, rela.

Mrs. Jas. Kelley went to Melrose
tives.
of Kanass City. have been spending
the week in Charlton with her mother
Mrs. Farley Batten, who accompanied
them to Lucas yesterday for brief
visit.
Mrs. Jerome Oppenheimer visited
in Osceola yesterday at the homes Of
her brothers. Milton and Fred Gold
smith.
Mr. and Mrs Sanford Rea, of Abba,
formerly of this city, visited in Chair
ton this week with her mother, Mrs.
Anna Sullivan. and old friends.
Mrs. J. T. Crozier and daughter.
Charlene, returned yesterday from a
weeks visit in Oskaloosa with Mrs.
Jas. Maggie.
Miss Flo Mart, Of Bloomingfield, ILL.,,
accompanied by her mother. Of Rus
sell, came Tuesday for visit with her
sister, Mrs. Minnie Judd.
The Misses Irene, Lurene and Helen
Poucher all Of Dies Moines, are here
for a visit with their parents, r. and
Mrs. Geo. Poucher.
Master Marion Birdsall departed
yesterday for Fremont, Neb., where he
will spend some time with his aunt,
Mrs. J. A. Welstead.
The Misses Fern and Ethel Schultz.
Of Pleasant township, left Tuesday
night for months visit with relatives
in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Chas. Goltry, of Mt. Moriah. Mo. ar
rived Tuesday for a visit with his sis
tiers, Mesdames H. W. and G. J. Git
finger
An interesting feature Of the meet.
ing OF the Independent Order OF Odd
Fellows on Tuesday evening was the
presentation of Veteran Jewes to the
following parties: S. S. Rowe, who
had been a member Of the order for
81 years, A. d. Gray, 50 year mem
Der, and e. Bradrick. who had been
member As years. Mr.. Rowe was mi.
tiated in 1855, Mr. Gray in 1857. and
r. Bradrick in 1871.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
LINEMAN DIES
IN SIGHT OF MANY

Perry. July 3O.-Short funeral SER
vices for William R. Mclaughlin, who
met tragic death In view Of dozens
of citizens unable to help him, were
held at his late home on Otley avenue
and the body was shipped TO Udell for
burial
Mclaughlin was line foreman for the
Iowa Railway and Light company in
this city. He was doing some work on
a pole in the business section of the
city, when he slipped. and in attempt
ing to keep from falling, grasped a
wire. His body hung on the wire for
eight minutes before the power could
hn shut off and other workmen reach
him.
NcLauehlin was twenty-seven years
old and Is survived by widow and
one son. His parents reside near JEFF
ferson. He came here three years ago.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
USE MORE MEN AT
ARMY CANTONMENT

Des Moines. July 3o.-With an
army of 1000 workmen swarming
over the site of the 18th divisional
cantonment, the building of Uncle
Sans big war city Is going forward
by leaps and bounds
There is plenty of lumber on hand
and contractors are now sending out
s. o. S. calls for men. Five hundred
new recruits were placed ION the job"
in one day last week. Two thousand
more are needed
Work Is on in full blast and the big
construction machine is running with
clock-like precision. Lumber is arriv-
ing at the rate OF so or 60 carloads
day.
There will be no necessity for a
night shift" says Contractor Weitz.
1--WE will finish the cantonment on
schedule time, Sept /. II necessary,
we can place 10000 men on the job"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
HEAT DRIVES MAN
TO TAKE HIS LIFE

Victor July 3o.-James Stewart
committed suicide by hanging.
He was an employe Of the Raffens-
berger furniture. store and Mr.. Raj
fensberger found the body haning in
the elevator shaft. short time after
the store was opened. Life had been
extinct for some time.
Mr.. Stewart had left his rooming
house and 1t is believed his mind was
affected by the intense heat, he hav-
ing been very morose the past day or
two.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1916-1918, 1917-07-31
LITTLE BENNY'S
NO TIE BOOK
nv LEE PAPE

My cuzzin Artie and my cuzzin Sue
was both Ground at my house last mite
and pop got fearse pane in his in
sides and ma telefoned for DR.. Rorer.
wich by the time DR.. Rorer came err
round, pops pane wasent there eny
more and DR.. Rorer sat down in the
setting room to tawk vile enyhow.
being big fat man with a bald he'd
and high hat. and me and Artie and
Sue uas playing lotto, and sed. Lets
play doctor. Ill be the doctor for think
ing about it and you 2 can be the pay
shintts.
And we started to play it, me set
ting in the rocking chair pretending
to smoak a .segar. and Artie wawking
up all bent over as il he was as sick
as the doose. saying. o doctor. O doc
tor and me saying, Wat seems to be
nc trubbel. have you got eny simp-