La Junta tribune., 1917-10-25
SATAN A BACK NUMBER
Gives Notice That He viii !absii-
cate In Favor Of William
Won Hohcnxollern
by Louis sykerkrap

Ndh Cdii you Dy tnAt taNllaf
name for I have always been very
close to you, much closer than you
could ever know.
From the time that you we're yet
an undeveloped being in your
mothers womb I have shaped your
destiny for my own purpose.
In the days OF Rome created
roughneck known in history as
NenD; he was = vulgar character
and suited my purpose At that par
ticular time In these modern days
a classic demon and efficient super
criminal WAS needed and as know
the Hohenzoliern blood picked
you as my special instrument to
place on earth an annex OF hell;
gave you abnormal ambition. like
wise an over supply Of egotism
that you might not discover your
own failings: ! twisted your mind
TO that of a mad man with certain
normal tendencies to carry you
By, a most dangerous character
placed In power; gave you the
power of a hypnotist and certain
magnetic force that you might
sway your people. ! am respon-
ible for the deformed arm that
hangs helpless on your left for
your crippled condition embitters
YOUR life and destroys all noble
Impulses that might otherwise
cause me anxiety. but your strong
sword arm is driven by your ambi-
tions that sauelch all sentiment
and pity; / placed In your soul
deep hatred for all things English
for of all nations on earth / hate
England most: wherever England
plants her flag she brings order out
of chaos and the hated Cross fol-
lows the Union Jack; under her
rule wild tribes become ullers OF
the soil and in due time practical
citizens; she is the great civilizer
OF the globe and HATE HER. ]
planted In your soul a cruel hatred
for your mother because she was
England and left my good friend
bismarck TO fan the flame ! had
Slndied. Recent history proves
how we'll our work was done. II
broke your royal mothers heart
but l gained my purpose.
The inherited disease OF the Ho-
henzolleren's killed your father. Just
rs II will kill you. and you became
the ruler OF Germany and tool
Of mine sooner than ] expected.
To assist you and farther hasten
my work sent you three evil
spirits. Nietzsohe. Treitschke and
later Barnhardi. whose teachings
inflamed the youths OF Germany.
who in good time would be willing
and loyal subjects and eager to
spill their blood and pull your
chestnuts. Yours and Mine: the
spell has been perfect--you cast
your ambitious eyes toward the Med
iterranean. Egypt. India and the
DardaneiIes and you began your
great railway TO Bagdad. but the
ambitious archduke and his more
ambitious wife stood in your way.
II was then that ] sowed the seed
In your heart that blossomed into
the assassination OF the duke and
his wife. and all hell smiled when
II saw how cicvcrly you Haddled the
crime on TO servia. I saw you set
sail for the Fjords Of Norway and ]
knew you would prove an alibi. How
cleverly done: 40 much like your
noble grandfather who also secured
an assassin TO remove old King
Frederick Of Denmark. and later
robbed that country Of two provin-
ces that gave Germany an oppor-
tunity 10 becomc = naval power.
Murder II dirty work but II takes
q Hohensollcrn to make . way and
get BY.
Your opportunity was at hand;
you set the world on fire and bells
OF he'll were ringing. your rape on
Belgium caused much Joy: Il was
the beginninG. the foundation Of .
perfect he'll on earth. the destruc-
tioa Of noble cathedrals and other
initiate works Of art was hailed
with Joy In the infernai regions.
You made war on friends and foe
alike and the murder Of civilians
showed my teachings had borne
fruit. Your treachsry toward neu-
tral nattoas hastened . univsrsal
upheaveA the thing I most desired.
Your undsr-sea warfare 10 . mas
ter stroke. from the smallest mack
erAl boat 70 the great Lusltania
you ehov NO favorttes: n 4 war