The Springdale news., 1917-04-13
SPRING VALLEY

Mr and Mrs Robt Fitch and their son, Robert Lee Fitch, spent Satur- day night and Sunday visiting rela- tives at the Valley.
 John Welch. Dutton Speek and Miss Hazel speek took in the egg roast at Maytield Sunday, going over in Mrs. Weleh's auto.
 We hear that Mrs. Helen Putnam is quite Ill at her fathers, Allen San ders. Dr Potts pronounced the trouble nervous prostration.
 A. w Craig, as he wiped his mas sive, perspiring brow, quotes, Tn the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread So. but We do not find 1t written that We shall sweat till the hair slips leaving a skating rink for flies where once the ambrosial locks were wont to flourish.
 Mrs. James Gibson was taken i'll Friday, and Drs Baarden Martin and Berry found it necessary to perform an operation At this writing, S1n- day, she is doing well under the care of Dr. Bearden
 Carpenters are erecting fine porch in front of Allen Sanders res idence, On safety first principles the upper story will be nicely fenced in Allan doesn't want to take any chances on being pushed off.
 Great war enthusiasm Is pefVadine the East As usual Teddy wants to get to the front, EX-President Taft will stand behind the President, and if my wife persuades me to enlist all l ask IS to be allowed to stand behind MT. Taft.
 4 press dispatch announces that twice as many women as men are en- listing We'll and good. Turn the European imamcabibe misunder standing into hair pulling, and may be mattresses will come down so we can enjoy much needed rest.
 There was a very successful pie supper pulled off at Burk's Shed on the evening of the 3rd inst. Twenty six dollars worth of pies and cakes were bought and consumed. Several interesting and entertaining episodes Were in he program. One significant feature connected with the strenu- ous entertainment was the fact that withina few days after the Kaiser began to talk peace. He can take hint without an application of sole leather. He knows what he will be up against in case of war with us.
 Sonora correspondent says our ar ticle of some weeks ago would lead one to think that man government is hellward bound. We're he in central Europe l believe, if all reports are true, he would conclude that not only was man controlled government he'll ward bound.t but that 1t had jus about arrived at it's destination. There is no reason why man should vote that is not equally a good reason for giving woman the ballot. Come out next issue of The News and give a few, if they are to be had. What ever man or woman finds himself or herself fitted to do that IS the mls- sion. Because men are lured from their mission of planting hogs and hominy to discuss politics, IS no slgn woman would burn her bread or fail to spank kid trying to find out how to vote She might cut the Cor dian knot of the difficulty by voting as her great granddad did. You have heard of men doing that; no great job that. If politics ale So rot ten 1t IS time some kind of dislntec- tant were applied. If decayed and offensive man has no one but nm self to blame for the corruption. The old doctrine that one class IS mission ed to rule over another is being shot to pieces in the valley of the Somme to-day. Instead of ''The powers that