davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
HOROSCOPE.
saturday. March Is, 1a1T.

STROLOGERS find this an IN
u important day in planetary rule.
L - but Jupiter is in benefic aspect
Uranus is family adverse
Jupiter now in Taurus should bene-
fit Ireland, even though, being an
square TO Neptune the planet pre-
sages sedition and unrest There is
indication Of independence and natural
development after the war
Although there is constant peace
agitation and It has been prophesied
that the end Of the summer will bring
the close of the war, the forecast for
next November and December shows
danger Of a severe crisis. which may
precipitate bloodshed and renew hos
tilities, if they have ceased.
The eclipses all bode evil that may
be far removed from the United
States. but peril in altered relations
with a foreign power Is foreseen-
While ireland viii continue under
beneficent rule of the stars for sew
eral months, England probably viii
confront new problems. for the moon
foreshadOws unfavOrable international
relations
Uranus gives warning that men and
thority will be easily influenced Scan
dals viii multiply. especially in con-
nection with military and naval at
fairs.
Congress continues subject to guild
ance making for a session OF sensa-
tiOnal incidents A leader may be dis
credited
There is a favorable sign for women
who attain to high place More than
one will gain national fame.
Members of parliament in England
Will be discredited, owing to peace ne
gotiatiOns the Seers prophesy. and one
may meet death by assassination.
Russia has a guiding star that is
sinister in its indications making for
graft in government contracts. heavy
losses in battle and sensational events
in which the car will suffer.
Portugal and Norway come under an
exceedingly threatening sway. which
may bring them disaster.
Persons whose birthdate il is, have
the augury OF a successful year in
business Travel and change will not
be lucky.
Children born on this day probaly
will be fortunate in whatever It under
takes These subjects of Pisces often
are endowed with logical methodical.
mathematical brains.-Copyrigh 1917,
by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

greatr' he announced. as he sat down
at the office piano. Here, how's this:
((Tinkle. tinkle. Diff tinkle-) Meet
Ne Near the Tissie Tree" How va
like it7-'
Fierce" yawned IL Knott Amt
no such thing as a tissie tree Be
sides. what the public wants is
novelty"
= put that in to make IT harder" ex-
planned Panns. We'll. how va like
this" CTinkle. biff. tinkle. bam.)
" EpiphaIet. I Love You Yet What
va think?"
''Blooi." said Il. That amt no nov
well, here's oh. Carolina, Your Feet
Go Fine-a- CTinkle. tinkle, peep. tin
kle) How about?"
Extra punk" murmured Il sleepily.
"AI right. here's q Hawaiian num-
ber Called Those HypnOtizing Hawa-
iian Hips I'll dash it off for you"
Don't bother-Tll take II on the
name alone-swellt' cried Il Knott
That's what I call a novelty, friend
Here's a check for eight hundred ad-
vance royalties"
And the next week the Unsuitable
public started buying and playing its
four hundred and sixth Hawaiian song.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
HOW TO MAKE TYPE TALK
Is PROBLEM OF AID WRITER

Dallas, Tex, March I6.-SpeakFng be-
fore the State convention on the adver-
Using clubs of Texas. here today. J. W
Carlin, president OF the Waco Adver-
Using club on Making Type Talk" said
how to make type talk and what TO
make it say" were the important ques-
ton for advertising writer to decide
The three essentials in writing adver-
Using, he said were Begin the sd so
it will be seen; continue ii so it will be
read: word il so il viii be believed.
Mr. Carlin said that to be effective
an advertisement should be worded
plainly and right to the point bringing
out the thought desired to be impressed
upon the public.
Speaking of illustrations. Mr. Carlin
said they were the gestures Of type
talk" A good illustration, he said,
can often say more than a thousand
words Of type"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Pralines-Creole.
BEAUTY CHATS
Exercise for Beauty.
BY EDNA KENT FORBES.

- A. oST women prefer coffee in bed
MI and e hot bath to q series Of
- exercises and a cold shower.
Women are like cats in this respect,
that they hate cold and avoid anything
strenuous.
The result is that few of them get
enough of the sort or exercise they
need. One woman to whom I wrote
advising IS minutes OF exercise every
morning. replied Indignantly that
keeping a six room house and running
two children was all the exercise she
needed But il never occurred to her
that doing household tasks after a set
rule made it all the more necessary for
her to do some sort of gymnastics
bringing other motions into play.
The housewife ought to study out
the sort of motions she does most fire.
Quently in her WORK. and take exer-
cises that Will benefit other sets OF
muscles. StenographerS and office
workers need exercises for developing
the chest, oervcoming rounded should
ers and developing the legs, since their
work is sitting and bending. Girls
who work at machines going through
one set of motions over and over,
should pick exercises to use other parts
OF their body. lest they, too, grow one
sided in development
Workers and idlers alike need ply
steal exercises based on scientific
study. Fifteen minutes a day is ample.
and includes the time for the bath. The
result will be greater efficiency. longer
youth, better looks and greater vital
ity.
Questions and Answers.
Jeanette OIL am sure l answered
your other letter in the column. per-
haps you missed the issue II was In.
II you bite your lips q lot, even vase
line will not prevent them from crack
ing. Otherwise. IL seems to be a con-
dition of the blood. a doctor can give
you a tonic to rectify this.
The girls who pose for the pictures
that appear here are all professional
models, employed in a large camera
studio. There are about 20 Of them /
altogether.
Ruth-The only way TO remove |
snarls is to comb them out a little at
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

ISOLATION. which meets in Portland.
oregon, next year.
r. B. Stevens was granted q build
ing permit yesterday for the construc-
ton of five store rooms on Texas
street, between Kansas and Campbell
streets, to cost $4,000
2. c. HOughtoiI. manager OF the Cor
ralitOS ranch, accompanied by his wife
and family, left on the Sierra Madre
line this morning, after spending sew
eral days in the city.
Upon returning home last night the
family Of J. J. Bennett, 703 Rio Grande
street. discovered that thieves were in
the house An effort was made to cap
ture them but they fled through the
open door, making their escape
Judge A NJ Walthall this morning at
o'clock handed down his opinion in
the application for a restraining order
TO enJOin W NJ Peticolas from further
acting as city registrar. The court
decided that Peticolas is duly empoW-
cred by the ordinance adopted by the
city council to act as registrar, and re-
fused TO issue the restraining order.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
la AYears Ago Today
From The Herald OF this
\ \ Date, 1908.

-HB city of FL Paso today. for the
first time in many years, is on
l. a cash basis City treasurer
Frank Coles today notified all banks
that city warrants would be redeemed
in cash and that they would no longer
have to be sold at a discount Here
tofore it has been the custom to pay,
all salaries of.employes in scrip. which
is then disposed Of at a discount. When
mayor B. F. Hammett went into office
he promised 10 get the city on cash
basis.
The electric street railway service
to Juarez has been increased by one
car
H. T. Edgar. manager OF the street
car company, is out OF the city on
business.
The repairs being made to the old
church in Juarez viii consist OF a new
front of brick.
The White Campaign club will hold
its regular meeting Wednesday night
at the Natatorium roof garden
The New Mexico cattle and horse
raisers have Just perfected an organi-
cation with over 100 members.
Registration continues slow and there
were only about 50 certificates issued
today. The herders were in evidence,
as usual, but they had little to do.
It is believed that FL Paso stands a
pretty good chance Of landing the 1905
meeting Of the National Livestock as
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Use Zenlo for Eczema

Never mind how often you have tried
and failed, you can stop burning. itching
eczema quickly by applying a liftie zemo
furnished by any druggist for 25c. Ex-
ira large bottle. $l00. Healing begins
the moment zemo is applied. In short
time usually every trace of eczema, tet-
ter, pimpleS. rash. black heads and SIM
liar skin diseases will be removed.
For clearing the skin and making Il
vigorously healthy. always use zemo. the
penetrating. antiSeptic liquid. 1t is not
greasy salve and it does not stain. When
others fail # is the one dependable treat
ment for skin troubles of all kinds.
TIE E ". Rose Co., Cleveland, O.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Simple Way To
End Dandruff

There is one sure way that has never
failed to remove dandruff at once, and
that is TO dissolve it, then you destroy
it entirely. To do this, just get about
four ounces Of plain, common liquid
arvon from any drug store (this is all
you will NEEDY, apply ii at night when
retiring; use enough TO moisten the
scalp and rub It in gently with the
finger tips.
By morning. most If not all, of your
dzndruff will be gone. and three or
four more applications viii completely
dissolve and entirely destroy every sin
gle sign and trace OF ii, no matter how
much dandruff you may have.
You will find all itching and dig
ging of the scalp will stop instantly.
and your hair viii be fluffy, lustrous.
glossy, silky and soft. and look and
feel hundred times better.-Ady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
MEN ON SNOWSHOES STRETCH
ALASKAN TELEGRAPH WIRES

Seward, Alaska, March lb--Lnemen
on snowshOes have just completed lay
ing the telephone and telegraph line
for the government RAILROAD across a
section Of swamp in Susitna valley
which is impossible in summer and
have opened communication from Sew
ard to the Talkeetna river, PAS miles
out or over half way to Fairbanks
The northern end OF the line is now
located at a camp bearing the name Of
Dead Horse Hill"
Equipment is provided so that the
wires can be used for telegraph and
telephone at the same time. trains be-
ing dispatched by telephone and the
telegraph used for commercial -pur
poses
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Why Stay Fat?
You Can Reduce

The answer Of most fat people is that II is
too hard. too troublesome and too dangerous
10 for the weight down However. in Mar
mola description Tablets. all these diff
culues are overcome They are absolutely
harmless. entail no dieting or exercise. and
have the added advantage OF cheapness- A
large case is sold by druggists at 75c. Or II
preferable. they can be obtained BY sending
price direct 10 the Msrmola Co. ss4 Wood
ward Ave, Detroit. Mich Now that you
know this you have no excuse for being too
Tat. but can reduce two. three or four
pounds a week without fear OF bsd after
effects-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

"TiZ' makes sore, burning, tired feet
fairly dance with delight Away go the
aches and pains, the corns, callouses,
bIisters, bunions and chilblains.
'HTiz" draws out the acids and
Doisons that puff up your feet No
matter how hard you work, how long
you dance, how far you walk. or how
long you remain on your feet, "Tiz"
brings restful foot comfort "Tiz" is
magical, grand. wonderful for tired.
aching. swollen, smarting feet All
how comfortable. how happy you feel.
Your feet just Jingle for JOY; shoes
never hurt or seem tight
any druggist or department store. End
foot torture forever-Wear smaller
shoes. keep your feet fresh, sweet ard
happy Just think, a whole years
foot comfort for only Is cents.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
fine FOR RHEUMATISM!
Musterole Loosens Up Those Stiff
Joints-Drives Out Pain

You'll know why thousands use Nus
terole once you experience the glad re-
lief It gives.
Get a jar at once from the nearest
drug store. It is a clean, white ointment,
made with the oil of mustard Better
than a mustard plaster and does not
blister. Brings ease and comfort while
it is being rubbed onls
Musterole is recommended by many
doctors and nurses Millions of jars are
used annually for bronchitis, Group, stiff
neck, asthma, neuralgia, pleurisy, rheu-
matism, iumbago, pains and aches of the
back or joints, sprsins, sore muscles.
bruises, cinIblains, frosted feet. colds of
the chest Git often prevents pneumonial.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

harm than good. Today doctors pre-
scribe organic iron--Npxated Iron This
particular form of iron is easily as
simulated. does not blacken nor In1ure
viii increase the strenGth and endur-
znce of weak, nervous, irritable. care
worm. haggard looking women 200 per
cent in two weeks time in many IN
tasnces. 1 have used IL in my own
practice with most surprising results.
Ferdinand King N D.
NOTE: NUXATED IRON recommended
above by Dr. King can be obtained rom
any good druggist, with or without physi-
clans prescription. On an absolute guarantee
Of success OF money refunded II Is dis
pensed in this city by A E Ryan and al
good druggists.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
The Daily Novelette,
VERDPs INSPIRATION.

receipts for Go Away a Little
Closer. Honey Nine" had only
amounted to $4,000 that week.
and Il Knott, the music publisher, lean
ing back in his swivel chair and puff
ing dejectedly at his so cent Tampari-
no. did not even turn his head when
FIoodmarket Panns, the worlds young
est and niftiest composer, hustled in.
"Somepin wonderful. Il Somepin
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
STEPHENS Is CALF. GOVERNOR.

Sacramento, Calf, March 16.-Hiram
". Johnson, United States senator
elect, relinquished the governorship OF
California at noon yesterday before a
joint session of the legislature and
Lieut. Gov. William n Stephens be-
came the states chief executive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

II pays to paint with Patton's Sun
Proof Paints. Lander Lumber CO..
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Dr. Ferdinand King Says:
EVERY WOMAN
EVERY MOTHER
EVERY DAUGHTER
NEEDS IRON
AT TIMES
Toput strength in her nerves
and color in her cheeks.

There c a n
De no beauti-
full, healthy,
rosy checked
women with
out iron. The
trouble in the
past has been
at " h e n
women need
ed iron they
z 9 n e 7 a II y
took ordinary
metallic iron,
which often
corroded the
stomach and
did far more
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
UNCLE wIGGILY THE KNIFE
HOWARD r. GARIs.

GGr 7HAT in the world are you
w going to do with that
asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy
Wuzzy. the muskrat lady houseleeper.
rs she saw Uncle Wiggily Longears
the rabbit gentleman, start out Of the
hollow stump bungalow one morning
with a knife in his paw. 1t is much
too early to go gathering dandelions
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

Downtown Store Room, For Rent, with
Basement, 3OxsO 20S Texas St-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

You Move when you call $500
You get City Service Co. Moving Van
-Apy-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

Break your gIassess Phone 456 and
we will send for them TOric Optical
Co., corner Texas and Oregon Sts.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

4 little daily exercise mill increase
ones beauty and health.
time, unless you want TO cut the
hair and cut them off. Vaseline viii
not help.
: -
n X-Watch these columns. menus
to reduce will be published from time
to time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

Texas Nursery, s12 n. Kansas.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1917-03-16

A %Ss ;ss5 4: i s. an: Y s::
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
BIRD THAT YIELDS BUTTER
Natives Of Island Of Trinlasd Are Not
Forced to Rely on Either the
Cow or the Goat.

Cows are rarities in Trinidad, so
when nntives of this island want but
ter for their bread they are compelled
to seek IL substitute, Fortunately for
them there is another possibility close
at hand; not iii ehurned mares OF
goats milk, rs one might suppose, but
in the pdte fat of tile EuacharO.
This strange bird, which makes its
habitat in the darkest recesses OF
caves, is rarely seen abroad in day
light. Like our owl and whlppOOrwill,
it seeks its food only after shutdown.
Tn, fledglings Of the guacharo ure
the sources Of Trinldad's "butter."
They are plump little chicks, and are
almost pure fat--the natives call them
"oil-birds.n They are taken from the
nests when they are three or four
weeks old, killed, and eboiled."
No wnter Is added I'm tiIfs odd boil
ing" beeatise Of the enormous aflotihts
Of soft grease the hedglihgs exude IN
the slightest heat As the process
goes on and the fat is extracted, little
remains Of the fiedglings but feathers
and feet. The heavy grease so OBJ
tanned is very satisfying to the native
appetite.
Considerable difficulty is encount
cred in getting to the nests, although
their positions are we'll known to the
natives. oftentmes stngnant, or ever
flowing water, is In the bottom OF in,
cavern, and the footing is treacherOui
and faulty. Wooden torches are com
monty carried in the search for nesti
containing the young.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Living a Century.

There Is certain fascination about
living n century "a fascination that
easily leads to falsificatiOn). The glory
Of the achievement sheds luster on the
remOtest connections, so that there Is
always someone tn boast of the feat,
and It is one of the few ways in which
any old person who can last out may
bring fame to posterity.
at amt s. much at she died, doc"
sObbcd one old man at his mothers
bedside. "She was old an didn't know
nothin' no more, an she had to go
sometime. But jes' TO think, five weeks
more would hR' made her hundred!
ClOs't as that, an then to have all
them years O. care go for nOthln' !"
Absurd, of course! As matter of
fact, there Is no special reason for
setting up tile century post as goal.
As Prof. Irving Fisher has pointed
out in his famous Report on National
Vitality" the most important dimcn-
sion OF life is not length, but breadth.
There is little gain in the burdensome
dragging of a life that Is already spent.
Charles Henry LerrlgO, NJ. d., in
the Outlook.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09

thaH tive Ca6taries. This remarkable
screen is not ali evidence of cruelty
or barbarity on the pAtt OF Turkeys
ruler two hundred years as0, bat is
memorial 10 twelve faithful servants OF
Il former sbItBn.
At one time during sultan's reign
two hundred years ago, wing Of the
palace caught FIRE, and during the con.
migration much-loved member Of the
s11tan's famly was rescued by twelve
servants. Tie twelve servants per-
ished, seine of them dying later ct
their wounds and burns, so his maj
psty had their skins removed by an
expert and had them preserved in this
touching though remarkable manner
The screen Is now looked upon as
part of the rulers inheritance, and il
Is said that every sultan cherlshes 1t
as q mascot.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09

from the big mahogany desk when she
went in. She drew Back as though to-
fly when she saw who 1t was, bot he
was on his feet and had her hand tight
in both Of his.
"Dollyl Is It really true that you
are here?'
Che saw how tired and worn he
looked, how much Older-and denrer.
Her heart contracted and she looked
aside gulltily. What silly foolish girl
she had been to prefer wlIl-s'fbe-
wisp careeTl
"Tell me It's all over, Dolly, and
you're going to marry me-"
"You won't want me when you know
/ failed, Charley"
"Failed? Thank heaven" And he
drew her to him and kissed her.
copyright, 1917, by ths Mcclure ESWspR-
per syndlcattJ
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
BOAZ NEWS

Elmer Ftenstiu n left Thurs
day Of this week for Oklahoma
City.
The Rev Robert \. Walker
and family from WeaIherfOrd,
Texas. arrived Tuesday with
their household goods. They
have moved on the Shira farm
until they get ,heir houFe burt
Oh their claim.
VIM. Horner ard family wers
EIkin visitors Monday.
r. r. Reagan AMI wife made
an overland trip to Roswell the
first Of the week in their auto.
Mrs. A. s. Keagy and chit
dren spent part Of last week at
the BAchman home
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
FASHIONED OF HUMAN SKIN
Most Remarkable Screen In the World
10 That Owned by the Sultan
Of Turkey

There are many priceless relics in
the MENACE of the sultan Of Turkey
most of which symbolic brutality and
vice. But the romance of the famous
screen in the thronerOOm of the sui
tan's palace is worth repeating.
1t is made, so rumor hath 1t, Of hu.
man skin, perfectly tanned and elabo,
ratcly fooled and embossed and 1t has
been in the royal Quarters FOR more
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
I'M. Nutrition in oysters.

Stutzer maintains that it takes IA
oysters to contain as much nOurish-
ment as one egg, and. 223 to equal a
pound of beef says the new York
Medical Journal. And their cost Is
triple that of beef.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Wanted 1Eoot."

My nephew, George, aged four. at
a Sunday evening meal, wanted a sand
witch. Not being able to say It, be
said: Mother give me two pieces OF
bread and foot (meanlng chicken
leg) and hide the foot."-Cleveland
Leader.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Sentinel Of Peace.

Above all things, endeGvOr to place
the sentinel of peace over thy feelings ;
it will enable thee to do great things
without any labor, nay with great tran
quillity and serenity.@SOupoli.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Where tn. Clown Would Shine.

IF turnin' de laugh on man shO-
nuff decided an alignment" said Uncle
Eben, "dS GttcHs clown 'ud be de great
est orator ever"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
WHARF Error 1. Common.

Men make more mistakes in the Sc
lection of second Wives than in any
other form of endeavor Witch en-
crosses their attention,-Topeka Cap
ital.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Soft Job.

Soft Job.
Hannah--I heah yOu-alls got hnd
Job up TO Mrs. Calverts.
Chlorlnda-Yes, Miss Hannah. Use
got clnch. All l has ter do is Ter
push around one of dem newfangled
baby percolators l--JddRe
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1917-03-09
Surely Something Wrong.

When a small boy refuses a second
piece Of pie It's a sign there is some
thing wrong with him--or with the
pie.
Bisbee daily review., 1917-10-30
Ripping Rhymes
GOING OUT
(6y WALT MASoN.)


 In this fair world in which we dwell no mans so greatly needed that when they toll his passing bell his going is much needed. Today we see a shining guy of whom the world is talking, and we remark, If he should die 'twould set the planet rocking. Oh, it would jolt this country hard, to lose this human pattern; the solar system would be jared from Jupiter to Saturn" And then the man of mighty brains is taken with the collie, and
 ifty-seven kinds of pains around his innards' frolic. The doctors round his couch have swarmed as thick as they wree able, and in the end we are in formed that he has slipped his cable The great mans dead! And still the sun it's daily bonfire raises, and still the stars, when day is done, come forth and shine like blazes. The gov ernment wags on the same. dissatis' faction giving, and men pursue the same old game they played when he was, living. The fame he worked so long to build has vanished, as en- chanted: the great mans place is promptly filled, the great mans dead and planted.