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The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

munity but he will soon besbaek, f5s Arthur and hls Bro. Beas- H#A aaan en.ar eoHtee7 -5
 Hao=@ VIE cGs .#Z taa a4g aa5- stand Eaa l meaH 4tef an.
 Mss Darlts smith saaat Sat lrdaq night with Miss Pauline Bztes.
 Tha z5aginq at Nea Liberty Sunday evening was a success. Gome again.
 W have sersra. neE cases of measles Scraa. nas been closed sxcaHt those n the higa sch0o. gork so t4at caves Prof Camp and and = or 34 b8ys and girls. 9rIr tFe more weeks 9f school.
 J D Parker was shaking 7anas wi.h friends aHd trying to make friends here Saturday. He wants 10 De the next sheriff. John is all 0. k.
 Judge Thomas, Earnest Beaty and Bob Wyhe of Emmet attend- ed the Lambert sale here Satur- day. We are glad to have such men in our village even If they did come to buy yearlings. Dave Shell came along but he did not seem to be yearling hungry. but ne seems to be hungry for the sheriffs office.
 Oar boys arrested d negra Sun day evening. by the name ot Bob eollias. and telephoned sheriff Mum. He sent his deputy down and carried him b Prescott Sun dqv night. He had been talking tho much.
 Mr. Alder. 2ho brought j. N Erwin home from Peasant Hill Sunday esea1ng. lest contro. ot h5s ear ana ran agafn.t q uee.
 M Holl man afd two daugh- ters came 1p sunday evening 10 see Homer Hoaoman. who k at (. 4. Bennett s. sick with the measles.
 There wi.l be d W. 0. N. un- yelling at Bluff Springs cemetery Sunday evening
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

Mir. Geo. Coppack died at hIs home Saturday April 14th, after several days illness. He leaves a wife. several children ano grandchildren to mourn ms death. Their many friends JOE in sympathy for the bereaVeo ones.
 Mir. and Mrs. Garland Starnes are visiting in Bluff City.
 Miss Ruth Ogdon who was ID ts3 city on professional business, has returned to her home III Prescott.
 A. A. Murrey has returne. home from an extended visit @ Mt. i8s.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26
WHITES CHAPEL

l I will say to you ladies and
 gentlemen, also Alex May. One r .ason why l have not wrote of ner I have been busy every day,
 The health of .the community is fairly good Willard Whites little girl. LaciHa ~1a Eas last u I1erx0ae tae second operation w reported a#- d5.Hg 70 veil yesterday.
 Some of our farmers are pant ing some Of their cotton and Hn corn. l think that mos. ot 4s realize f We faii to raIse some thing to eat. He vii. ae up against hard proposition next year.
 Bro Erwin preached 2 very
 interesting sermon at Pleasant HiII Sunday from the z5tn chap ts-at St. MattaeW. 9th eersa Taa great am6lEt of good taa- sac- preaching viii 5o. the Lord only knows. Lets sacrifice more far t1a calse.
 L=t a. remember taat= =Hext Saturday aed Sunday tte dtth S4ndae meeting : 70 ae held a B0a-f SIr!ags Lets make some -4er.tlee and 20. especially of Sa 4r3ay
 Say yoa B05eaR friends who have been prosecuting me for pI.5nE up that shade tree. thank goa fer ta- g-na v that gll have aat n ne. ! will sas -aae @iH. do ny FesF best.
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

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 a4a \ Tay.a Jae r4Is Ooer- Ietn-f. EHeHa ka#f.s
 late Nf Eas. Lake cat1x r f7e above please s5# Ai#srH-ed aHt pay aus eeHe aH a- Hfvsa
 HahH \ N ~."a ter. ~a sf NI.. Ia..ts H"H se A8rms from sazr and keef tfau #r aa ats condition Aa hatsa U4as szss
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The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26
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Isa readers et ta.s Hae-r s#.. ae pleased r. learn ma there 2 at least one dreaded disease -nas science ras asaz zs.= 70 e.-eir 44. rs stag ard that $. GataF7a. lata-ra being con st5t4e 0na a.se.ee. rr-t4sre. A eersti. taaana5 treatment Hal Catarrh t1-e .s ts>eH internally. acting 44rsctIy 4Voa the blood ard mucous sarfaeea Of .ra system. thereby destroying the foundation 8f the disease. and ylng the patient strength by building ID the constitution and assisting nature n do- rg lt~ aor.- The proprIe.or- have 90 much :a.tr n its curative powers of H.##s Eatarrr G.-e that they offer 9aeE sHaraa ars#sa- an ease that fa s# ea-e. send tgr ..st.1f cestE- a##a
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The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

They are putting in new win dows, blil4,"E n"W steps and painting 'he cnurch.
 Mrs. i,a.o. !: r'@ai lll,- llla Hart Wen tu '.sg tl's =, ir4ay anG purcht@tG . es=a aat gt Sur niture
 N. F. Ct.rt 4r.l ts~. : snen, Saturday uAtt "itt iso> Clark and wife.
 For palnlL! Fles use lcnsIar Pile Exit. in 50c tubes, only al Hestersy Drug Store,
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

Large Trial bottle of Sanoi for Soc SAnol is d family remedy. Sanol IS sold on an absolute guarantee. Re member If it says Ssnol 1t ls sll right. 3r- and Sl. 60 at the drug store
The Nevada County picayune., 1917-04-26

There viii be W. 0. N. un- yelling at Bluff Springs cemetery Sunday evening
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
M. c. HIS. ORGANIZES
BASKETBALLTEAMS
Senior and Junior Teams
Formed and Officers Are
Elected for the Season

At a meeting of the candidates
for the senior and Junior basket ball
teams of Morgan City high school
yesterday afternoon, captains and
managers Of the two teams were
elected. Edwin Dyer who was one of
the bright stars Of the foot ball team
will lead the senior basketball team
and Allen Bella will be the mana
ger. The junior team will be led by
Glenn Coburn of Berwick, the
speedy little end of the ever victor
ious eleven of last fall. Robert
Kline will manage the junior team.
The meeting held for the purpose
or organization was called to order
by Professor L. A. Law, who ex-
planned it's purpose, and the expec-
tations of the teams. The meeting
was full of school spirit, and follow
ers of the game believe that Morgan
City is set for a most successful sea-
son in this branch of school athle-
tics. The boys are practicing dill
gently and will soon have a five
whipped into shape which will be
able to cope with any high-school
aggregation in the State.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
SYNOPSIS

| Pierpont Stafford, banker and railroad
magnate. with his sLxteen-year-old daugh-
ter, Gloria, is wintering at Palm Beach.
Gloria Is a vivaciOuS but willful young
|! lady who chafes under the restraining
hand of a governess from whom she re-
peatedly escapes. Her childish capers
cause young Doctor Royce to fall in love
with her. She steals from her room at
might and in an auto plunges into the
surf where she leaves the car. Becoming
lost In the everglades she falls into the
hands Of the Seminole Indians. She ia
rescued and returned to her father who
had offered a reward for her return.
Gloria falls in love with her rescuer, Ere.
neau. Five years later she leaves school
and meets Freneau at the theater; his at
tention having been occupied with her
lsister-in-law he has forgotten Gloria.
Gloria feels thai her one dream is shat
tered. Later Freneau persuades her to
forgive him. Gloria's sister-in-law. Lois.
becomes intensely jealous and Doctor
Royce discovers in her an ally to assist
in thwarting Freneau. Doctor Royce
warns Freneau that there is another
woman besides Gloria, Freneau goes
isleighing with Gloria without her fathers
knowledge. It results in pneumonia TO!
Freneau when they learn the truth.
Royce 10 summoned to alleviate Gloria's
suffering. Freneau's finances being low
he approaches Pierpont Stafford for
loan. Doctor Royce again warns Freneau
of his conduct. But Lois, learning of Ere,
neau's betrothal to Gloria, threatens him
with dire punishment. Her husband. Gl0-
ria's brother David, becomes suspicious:
he plans q trap for his wife.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
l4sr Eyss Scanned with Tenderness.

Her Eyes Scanned With Tenderness.
strength Of the engagement. Mulry
began nacing the floor also. chewing
his cigar. At last he chewed out IN
idea that pleased him.
You make the trip to the branch
of1ces In my place, and take your fair
tormentor along. Perhaps you can ap-
peAse her and get her into . reason
able state Of mind"
Ffeneau did not care for the scheme.
He shook his head In derision. Mulry.
urged.
AT least Il would gain time for "a. !
mo. it's ont Of the question: try
again" Ffeneau mapped. she q 90.
Ing TO the Catskills for week and
che insists On my tagging along
Nully rubbed his head. His massage
seelaed . coaJrs up another 3d1a, for
- boGna - rumnaso through his
doak H bocksned Yfeaean q cone
ovoe - lin and hoA q; 0ali9Atodly :
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
SEEK FARM LOAN IN ST. MApx

Franklin, Jan. S.-Demonstr,+;o
Agent E. L. Saucier, of St. MAJ,
parish has organized a Federal Far,.
Loan Association in the Cvpremo-.
section of the parish. An app!icat;o.
for charter will be made to n.
Federal Farm Loan Board. Annie.
tons for members will be received
January 20. The following office,.
were elected: President f. A. Cain.
vice-president, a Fortier, Jr.: secro
tary and treasurer, A. M. Bodin.
board of directors, Sidney Pitre
Sidney Trimble, Paul Bodin, Louis
Landry, Richard Pepper Board Of
appraisers, Ernest Landry, A. For.
tier, Jr., Richard Pepper.
There were 2519 poll taxes paid in
St. Mary up to and including Decem.
Der 81, 1916. ....
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
SEVENTH EPISODE

F0neau in his Office going over the
mornings mail was in beastly tenn
per. He snapped at his clerk when
that CHEEKY young man wished him q
bright. Good morning." He made
short work of the mildly hirtatious
stenographer's attempt to begin the
day breezily for him.
| The air of the Office was clouded
with Freneau's gloom when his part.
ner, Mulry, entered gayly and slapped
him on the back. The clerk and
stenographer paused expectant, but
before he spoke to Mulry. Freneau
Isnarled to them:
Get out and stay outatin ! send for
you"
They got out.
Mulry was amused at his friends
bad temper. He chuckled: Wrong
side Of the bed this morning, old bear?
What seems to be your little trouble
now!"
F'reneau told him that Lois Stafford,
whom he was attempting to get rid of,
had learned OF his engagement to hen
sister-in-law, Gloria, and had become
unmanageable.
She threatened that, unless l gave
up my proposed marriage. she will con-
fess the whole affair and then kill her
SELF"
Principally this meant to Mulry that
the firm would have to refund the
large sum of money Freneau had Just
borrowed from Gloria's father on the
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
BROWNELL-DREWS MILL SHUT
DOWN FOR REPAIRS.

The big saw mill of Brownell-
Drews has been shut down since the
first of the year in order to make
some needed repairs. Particularly
the entire working force is being
employed on the repair work, SO
there has been no hardships suffer
ed by the employees as result Of
the shut down, except that some OF
the high priced men are working a
bit harder on the repair work than
they do when the mill is in opera
ton. It is thought that the mill will
be shut down the balance OF the
month.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
DR.. KENDALL is A LEADER
IN EDUCATIONAL CIRCLES

DR.. S. J. Kendall of Tulane Uni
versity is one of the leaders in edu-
cational circles of the State, and no
doubt the thinking people of Morgan
City will count it treat to hear
him when he lectures here, at the
city hall on Jan. 26th under the
auspices of the Civic League, dis
cussing Mexico and Her Problem.
The Civic League is to be congratu-
lated upon the securing of DR.. Ken
dali as a lecturer in their movement
to weld strong community inter-
est.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
ARCADE TOMORROW

Christopher receives a letter from
Eloise Dauvry requesting him to call
on her and meet the other of the
only two real men she has ever
known. He goes and NETS Prince
Mirko of Dalvania who is planning
to regain the usurped throne of his
father. The Prince has become sec
reilly engaged to Eloise, and does not
want the fact known, because
Rudovics the Dalvanian Ambassador,
has promised the Prince his aid pro-
vided the Prince marry his daughter.
Fitzgerald an old enemy of Christie
pher and Eloise learns of her en-
gagement and sees a chance to profit
by it. He tells Rudovics that the
Prince is about to marry Eloise and
suggests that they make off with
Mirko and hold him till Eloise is
willing to give him up. The Ambas-
sador reluctantly agrees and the
Prince is Kidnapped and hidden.
Christopher comes to suspect who is
responsible. He discovers that Peter,
Mirko's brother, is in love with
Valda, the Ambassadors daughter.
He suggests a plan whereby Peter
and Valda elope, leaving no word.
This effects Rudovics who loves his
daughter dearly so that Christopher
easily gets a confession from him.
They go to resuce Mirko and get
him only after long auto chase, in
which Scarlet Runner, by its super
Tor power wins the day for it's owner
and his friends.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
HOW's This /?

We offer One Hundred Dollars RI.
ward for any case of Catarrh that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
Halls Catarrh Cure has been taken
by catarrh sufferers for the rast
thirty-flve years. and has become
known as the most reliable remedy for
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure acts thru
the Blood on the Mucous surfaces, ex-
pelling the Poison from the Blood and
healing the diseased portions,
After you have taken Halls Catarril
Cure for q short time you will see Z
great Improvement in your general
health. Start ta'.iag Halls Catarrh
Cure at once and get rid Of catarrh.
Send for testimonials. free.
F. ]. CHENEY c: CO. Tcle DO, Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
PONCIO TAILORING co.
GETS EXPERT TAILOR

Mr.. John Poncio Of the Poncio
Tailoring Co., told Review reporter
today that he had secured the ser
vices of Mr.. Albert Stone of New
Orleans. Mr.. Stone has worked for
Godchaux and other leading con-
Germs and comes recommended as a
first class workman. Mr.. Stone ar
rived Sunday.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

A child that has intestinal worms
is handicapped in it's growth. A few
doses Of WHITES CREAM YER
MIFUGE destroys and expels
worms; the child Immediately i'm
proves and thrives wonderfully.
Price Csc per bottle. Sold by Bel
anger Drug Co.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

We have just received a carload
of sewer pipes, and can make close
prices on your work. We are agents
for "Standard" Portland Cement
and will quote you prices in car lots
and less than car lots at attractive
prices at Dyer-Lehmann Co.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
REBEccAs POSTPONE
INSTALLATION

The installation of officers in the
Rebeccas which was scheduled for
Monday night was postponed until
the next meeting Of the lodge. Mrs.
Geo. w. Lesh who is the retiring
Noble Grand surprised the order last
night with delicious refreshments
which she had prepared for the
members of the lodge. Needless to
say that the surprise was highly ap-
preciated, as Mrs. Lesh rates as one
of the city's good cooks.
There was an initiation at the
meeting last night, and a good repre-
sentation of the order was present.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
FIRE DEPARTMENT IS
CAUGHT BY CAMERA

D. C. Durham, the photographer
took a picture Of the truck
and fire department yesterday
afternoon about 500 o'clock. Mr..
Durham is getting q nice collection
of photos Of interesting places
around Morgan City. The fire boys
were out in uniform for the picture.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

Gas in the stomach or bowels is a
disagreeable symptom of torpid
liver. Get rid of it quickly take HER
BINE. It is a marvellous liver stimu-
liant and bowel purifier. Price SOC.
Sold by Belanger Drug Co.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

For Tapioca ring DYER-LEH'
MANN'S..
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09
UNCLAIMED LETTERS

List of unclaimed matter advert;s-
ed at Morgan City, La. Post Office
Week ending Jan. 9Th, 1917.
A.
Atterson, Lewise
Anderson, Earh
B. :.
Bergeron, Calvin
Boudreaux, Esthel M.
Boudreaux, Florie
Beadle, o.
&c.
Cole, w. R.
Chauvin, Cecile.
D.
Dupre, Mrs.
G.
Grace, ]. w.
Goady, Blanch.
H.
Howard, Phil
Headlin, Frank
Henderson, George.
j.
Jackson, Dave
K.
Kiff, Caelemt
Kembrow, AIDA
L.
Luckey, Lille
Jones, Erwin
L.
Legahn, Alzena
M.
Monsen, D. c.
Murphy, Wester
Macarthur, Alex
Manien, Levest
McDougald, Jas. M.
N.
Nails Sadannl
p.
Proctor, Hattie
Pittman, Willis
Parr, Ettine
r.
Redrigues, Philip
Shroggins, Carrie
T.
Trottier, Louis
A
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

When you fail to receive the Re
view, telephone 278.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1917-01-09

We fill your prescriptions exact
ly as the doctor prescribes. Belan-
ger Drug Co.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Gifts for the Dead.

A little old man came into the Office
Of the Chicago Charities and laid down
$50. Then he told them story
Years ago, when all of my folks were
living, / couldn't afford to give pres
ents. Things are different now, but
most of my folks are gone. l went
shopping, just as if they were all awe:
I picked out shawl for an aunt OIL
mine. She's dead and so 1 didn't buy
II hut put down the amount OF money
would have spent. Then l went ana
got some things for my dead brotner
and for my father and mother ana TOT
q few old friends of mine. l didn't
really get them, you know, but l priced
the things 1 thought they would ike:
When added up all the money l
would have spent, it came to almost
$50. so added little to it, and mere
IL Is"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Knew the Game.

One Of Rob's pet rabbits had disap-
peared and having searched in vain for
the bunny, Rob appeared before his
little playmate suggesting that with
the assistance Of HarGid's bird dog
they might recover the pet. The play
mate, delighted that his dog might be
of service, rushed to his mother for
permission to accompany Rob and the
dog. "But where are you going to
Iook?" inquired the mother. "Oh.
down the railroad" replied the small
son. "But why must you follow the
railroad, Harold" "Why, mother.
don't you know, the dog has to smell
the tracks," he replied In disgust.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Mario G. Menocal, Jr., son of Gen.
Mario c. Menocal, president of Cuba,
on guard mount at fortress near
Havana. When the uprising in CUBA
first started President Menocal issued
call for volunteers for service
against the rebels. Among the first 10
step forward was his own seventeen
year-old son. Inspired by his example
many young men of Havana's best fam
lilies joined the loyal forces and were
assigned to active service.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
FEW MOTHERS REALIZE

how many delicious dishes can be pre-
pared with SINNERS Macaroni and
Spaghetti. For this reason the Skin
ner Mfg. Co. have prepared a beauti-
full Cook Book containing recipes tell
ing how to serve it in a hundred DIFF
ferent ways. Write Skinner Mfg.
Co., Omaha, Neb., for free copy. All
good grocers everywhere sell SINNERS
Macaroni and Spaghetti.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Trouble AVerted.

Husband (peevishly)-What in the
mischief is the matter with this uin-
ner, anyhow? 80.
Wife (sobbing)-T-the COOK lel'
t-this morning and l h-had TO get 'he
d-dinner myself. I >.
Husband (cheerfully)-Oh. that's IT,
Ell? I was wondering what maze IL 81
much better than usual.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29


the department if
o
spirit readiness conflict officers the fleet From
"a it, d 0
gumny insistent feeling
Naturally the of the feel that if there is be with Ger
be
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

$1,000 At Brussels there international bureau for the publication
United annually
wCgh and
$41OO annually provide
jurisdiction of the officers cities China
be
in prisons s
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

Peat forms about one-Aalf the basis
of a waterproof brown paper of Eng
lish invention.
The upholstering of motorcars now
requires she use of more than 100000
hides annually.
The fruit cultivation of this country
is largely engaged in by women. Cali
fornia has a number of successful
growers.
Extensive deposits of Ignite have
been discovered in Sicily, and mining
of fuel of excellent quality has been
! begun.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Believer In Sidns.

"Say, paw" queried little Tommy
Toddles, "is a ring around the moon
sign of rain?"
That's what it is, my son." answer
ed old man Toddles, with a sigh long
drawn out. "And a ring around a
woman's third finger is sign OF still
more reign"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29


discovered his
a expedition without
electric call bells appse the sleuths the the
distance "oe Murphy
ed Starting
lucky mounanee regulars White House. Recently
have eena to the squad
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
USEFUL INFORMATION

In spite of the length of the gi-
raffe's neck, there are only seven joints
in it.
i A new plane is provided with q
shield for the head to prevent 1t BE-
ing bruised.
A sparrow for a short distance
can squirt BIZ wing up to 50 rules an
hour.
The Themes carries to sea an aver
age of 1,S65,903 cubic feet of sediment
q year.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

United States contributes about SIUU
as it's share of the expense of keeping
up ut Brussels an institution known as
the international bureau for the re-
preston of the African slave trade.
Our government is deeply inter-
cstcd il ascertaining the size of the
earth over which we stretch our
mighty hand; so it pays annually to
The American embassy at Berlin, Ger
many, its quota as an adhering men,
her of the International GeOdetic as
SnciotioD for tba measurement of the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
II Was cominu to Her.

did you read about that lady VINO
found a diamond while eating car
rot?''
mo. l didn't read about it; but a
diamond isn't too much. to pay for
eatiug a carrot"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29

single or collectively, Of coping with
any situation that may arise.
Since the days of the Buffalo trag-
edy which brought Theodore Roosevelt
to the presidency, only young men of
athletic build and keen intelligence
have been assigned to the White
House corps
They are with or near the presi-
dent every waking hour and surren-
der his care to the uniformed officers
at the executive mansion proper only
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Morse to Come.

Friend-Is it true that your "lle
has left you, Enpeck?
Enpeck-Yes, and that isn't tne
worst of my troubles.
Friend-Why, what could be worseE
Enpeck-Oh, she may come back.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Animal Yarns.

"Ever read Aesop's fables?"
eyes," replied Mr.. Growcher. "And
1 don't see what they were written
for"
"Why, to point moral"
"But 1 don't see how man who told
such whoppers as he did could claim to
have anything moral about him."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Well Fitted.

'Ts dis where dey wants a boy?"
"It is; but it must be a boy who
never lies, swears or uses slang"
"Well, me brudder's a deaf mute; I'll
send him round"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1917-03-29
Born. Not Made.

Rhymer-Do you think I'll ever
make a name for myself as poe''
Spacer-Possibly. if you follow out
the Scriptural injunction.
Rhymer-What is that!
Spacer-You must be born again.