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The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
Snlzer,s Plurality Eight.

With the changes made in the election returns from Kuskokwim precincts by later news received by the Fairbanks News-Miner, accord ing to returns received by The Elm pire, gives Sulzer 8 plurality. This includes returns from every precinct in the Territory except those of Bristol Bay.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
Ccontinued on Page S)
STEAMER MOVEMENTS and Mail Information

NOW BOUND NORTH City of Seattle is expected from the South at o'clock tonight. Has seven days mail. Alameda is northbound and will be due Monday with 2h days mail.
 SCHEDULED sAILINes Al-Ki is scheduGd to sail from Seattle tonight. Jefferson Is scheduled to sail Seattle tomorrow. Princess Sophia is scheduled to sail from Vancouver tonight. soUTHeoUNO sAILINes Mariposa is expected south bound at o'clock tonight. Takes mail.
 Spokane is expected southbound on Monday. Takes mail. Prince John will be due south bound tonight. Takes no mall
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
GERMAN COUNSEL AT SEATTLE SUCCESSOR
 TO BOPP AT FRISCO

SEATTLE, Jan. 13.-Dr. Erich Zoepffel. German Consul General in this city for Northwest states and Alaska, has been ordered to San Francisco to take the place of Ger man General Consul Franz Bopp recently convicted of violation O. neutrality.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
WILSON'S ADDRESS MAY BE HEARD BY
 LONG DISTANCE PHONE

WASHINGTON, Jan. 13.- Gatherings in all parts of the
 United States may be able to listen to President Will sons inaugural address next march by long distance tele- phone. The inauguration com mittee today took up with the telephone companies the Possibilities of such an ar rangement.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
ALASKA STEAMER
 BOUND FOR NORTH
 HAS GONE ASHORE

SEATTLE, Jan. 13.-A wireless message received by the Alaska S. s. Co. this morning reported that the freighter Stanley Dollar floated this morning at 8 o'clock and was returning to Seattle. No informa- ton was given as to the locality of the grounding. The Stanley Dollar was enroute to Alaska at the time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
BATTLESHIP OF
 ITALIANS HITS
 MINE AND SINKS

ROME. Jan. 12.-The Admiralty of fically announces the loss ot the battIeship Regina Margherita which struck two mines on the night or De cember 11th. going down by the head Two hundred and seventy out or crew of 945 were rescued.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13

Wells, builder of the first house in Juneau, died here at his home last night.
 Charles W. Wells came to Juneau in the early days and is known as one of the original prospectors Of this section. He is the original To- cqtor of the property now known as the Ebncr mine. Later he in- stalled a blacksmith shop and had the first forge north of 54, with the exception of the shops of the Rus sians at Sitka. He has been for years, and still is heavily interested In mines at Sumdum and other points in the vicinity.
 Mir. Wells was well known and we'll liked. For several years he was the blacksmith at the original Treadwen mines. He was also a member of the Republican Terri torial Committee for the past 12 years, but since his residence in the States, his proxy has been held by Robert Hurley. Mir. Wells was a member of the 1887 Pioneers and also a charter member of Igloo No 6, Pioneers of Alaska.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
BRITISH GAIN A FOOTING IN NEW
 GERMAN POSITION

BERLIN, Jan. 13.-The British at tackled again today the German lines at Serreth Aucre on the Somme. They gained footing in one ad- yanced position.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
STOCK QUOTATIONS

NEW YORK, Jan. 18. - Alaska Gold closed yesterday at 1O1a. Alaska.Juneau at 7i2. American Zinc at S5&. Butte & Superior at 46Fs. Ray at 26la. Chino at 58. Utah Copper at lO3& Copper metal va 2uotel at 25h.
 -s--s--s------- TO av. New, Tudrv-T Empire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
BILLINGSLEY IS
 TELLING FACTS
 TO GRAND JURY

SEATTLE. Jan. 13.-Logan Billings, lev. the chief witness for the gov ernment. Is scheduled to take ihe stand this afternoon. His testimony will deal exclusively with attempts made to prevent him from telling all he knew of the wr.skey ring and to give evidence showing the wholesale system of graft and bribery
 It is unlikely that any higher'up indictment will be returned before the middle of next week.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
More goodling

SEATTLE. Jan. lS.-Sheritt John Stringer has discovered that large seizures of whiskey by former Sher- iff Robert Hodges, shipped co be stored in the Court House, have dis appeared and that the bulk Of that which Is now on hand has turned to water. All of Sam Hyde's lot has vanished.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
POTATOES TAKE
 A SHARP RAISE

SEATTLE, Jan. 18.-Pota- toes went to $55 Q ton on the local markets here to- day and indications are that they may go higher.
 Potatoes are now selling in Juneau from 8 to 3H cents a pound. No announce ment was made today of an advance here.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
ASSISTANCE IS SENT

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 15.-U. s. Revenue Cutter Mccullough was cauqht by wireless thi5 forenoon and ordered to proceed to Eureka ana render any assistance possible 10 the cruiser Milwaukee which ic re. ported a wreck at that place.
 The Milwaukee was bui!t in 1902 at q cost Of S3 s35 600 and was a ship Of $500 tons displacement. The Milwaukee had a speed Of 22 k-7's and carried crew of 16 officers and 6S4 men. The cruiser had no turrets and carried four 5ineh guns oremounted forward and enc astern with one on each side.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13
OLD SETTLER OF DISTRICT
 DIES IN SOUTH
Charles VI. Wells, One First ProSp9GtorS in Channel Region
 Passes Away.
-pnotosrnpa Copyright by Harris X Ewing

SEATTLE, Jan. io.-Charles w Wells, builder of the first house in Juneau, died here at his home last night.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-01-13

TO av News ToHry-r Empire
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
Another Dreadnaught, Comparing
Favorably in Every Way With
Any Other Fighting Vessel
Afioat, Enters American Waters.
CHRISTENING is DONE BY
MISS MARGARET DE BACA
Breaks Bottle of Champagne Un-
der Bow, Followed by Miss Carr
Who Smashes jug of Water from
Rio Grande and Pecos River.

By Associated Press.
New YORK April g3.--Arother
dreadnought eptered American waters
es unit 81 United states sea power
today when the bnttleship New Mexico
comparing favora bly, extensively and
defensively with any other fighting
vessel afioat. was launched at the
New YORK navy yard.
With no untpward incident mnrrlng
a ceremony which. usually made an
occasion oC public fcstivity. was today
of private character because the ma
tion rs az war. the New Mexico moved
down the ways at five minutes before
the hour set.
The New MoWico was christened by
Miss Margaret G. De Bacn daughter
OF the late governor, chosen ior the
honor by WIN. c. Mcdonald who wes
governor when the launching cere-
monies were arranged. After she had
successfully smashed a bottle OF chanie
payne under the bow Miss Virginia NJ.
Carr. maid ~ honor broke against
I Il Jug made by New Merico Indians
az containing mixture OF water
I from tilc Rio Grnndc and Pecos rivers.
| United States Senator a. A. Jones
! of New Mexico represented Governor
I Lindsey ana there were nearly fifty
residents ~ New Mexico present to-
! gether with several hundred native
! Ne wMexicans living IN Washington
and New York.
! Rear admiral Nathaniel Rusher.
: commanding the New York navy yard
was master Of ceremonies. Chaplain
lsaacs OF the yard read the invoca-
tion and Assistant Secretary % the
Navy Franklin u. Roosevelt repr'sent-
ed the government There were no
speeches
Others IN the party OF sponsors
We're Miss Helen Kelly ~ Las Vegas.
\, NJ Miss Irene Malinari of Padillas,
\. NJ. and Miss Katherine French and
Miss Holdcgartc Hurley ~ santa Fe.
The largest hattleship ever con-
struCtcd al the New York navy yard.
me New Mexico II the sister ship TO
,he Mississippi recently launched az
Newport News Va. and the Idaho
under construction az Camden, ~ ].
She will burn oil and 4 said to he
the first battleship equipped with the
electric drive The keel was laid iu
October 1915
The orienal plans announced by the
navy department called fOr $1,000
tons displacement tor the New Mexico.
20 length uf $50 rect over all. q mean
draft " so feet and a speed OF 81
knots Size was designed 20 carry a
main battery of twelve ~ inch guns
twenty two five inch guns four g
, pouudeds four anti aircraft guns and
-four torpedo tubes.
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
More News in Herald
Than in NJ. Y. Papers,
Judge Mcclellan Finds

CITY Iudr. vs. ~ Mcclellan has
learned that rofdrrs of the EYenlus
Horait Ert uu more news uf the world
JOS travelling tu NtW York than if
thcy stay pt home aud kecp on read
inH the uorlld. Nor, than that r"-
ports Judge Mcclellan fruu the most
m"irupoliNntI ut the metropolitan
news ceutore the news ls published
iu Albuquerque ia Gar superior to that
printed u New York uu the same
dut' The discovery so b-tonished the
iudg. that hc wrote 90 the Herald
about it
lt s with pleasure that receive
oi'rN day Your paper. writes the
judge l have compared same with
DHtu dates ~ the pity papers 3 .rc and
WAS aHouishcd to find hat the news
ls published m Albuquerque WAS ~ en-
.lr superior than chat offered here un
thr sam" date. / write tbi. Co show
ur appreciation uf YOUR effort. iu give
Ius the best tu ha had and Bf the
f4u.c time Co inform vour numerous
reader. thui they arr missing un news
WvrfhN OF disemnaton
Judsc Mcclellan and his sons. Pct
n3u 1Hl Alfred were invited 90 attend
thr launching ut the hHttiesnlp NcV
N"N." today and planned 60 Doe ai
th CEREMONY
The Judge expects to Dee 40 huEl,
uc,t month lf he docsn get chance
10 enlist Hr hr- been told thar ho i-
too uId ou, hr has hppcs ot Squeezing
In.
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
ELINIsN NIRpI NNIS EHOuGHT
DOWN ~ GI,RMAN~, CLAIM

Berlin April lH. N.l london , b"
u Between I.uoe 1uu the Atfhr-
'uWuiiI railway. artillery nriug cons
uUurd sunday. SAYS the utlI,ul state
mtut issued today DE tine German
trWE hsadqutrtcr- Northwest of
Lens Enelih thrustmH troops pvuy
DrIt,d uur first line trenches 900 1
width of 500 yards uut were driven
HJ.k HE 90 'IuuRr ttttrk The tile rr.
tuH morning. after druwf.ro infantry
Nrurua recommended uu nld'
front
.AIunl th, river Ai-up" tho Ger.
uau statement continued "thc urt|
lcT, Nr. .H r'tHDd 300 violence from Oh
afternoon pu"atd- Tile Germans s'
IIp tp tlr.tu pcuwN balloons au,
brought down ,.r.cu Jirplancs ON th'
western uUuI
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
Orders Received to
Recruit Co. l. Up to
Full War Strength

First Sergeant Jerry r. v Crodff
an West SILVER avenue. city. received
"a messagc TODAY from Colonel g. g..
Ahbott 81 santa Fe. instruotmg him tD
recruit Co t. New Mexico National
Guard, up to the fun war strength VI
possible. Sergeant Cruaff immediatelr
issued the following appeal 20 The
spanish uf which Go T. is
composed
~ have receives this moruipe
telegraph order frum Colouel T. g. Ah-
hutt requesting nae 20 recruit Com
pany l. pP Go war strength as required
AN the national guN NernuTut T.. has
hecu one of tho finest organizations iu
the state service aud all io,al Spanish.
Americans as well az an other ritizeuf
are asked to cooperate with me in re-
cruiting this COMPANY up 60 the rec
quired number
The men who enlist Row vii have
tho best opportunities in the COMPANY
and the ONES who devote their time
and ecnrgy tp Improving their mill-
tarv education viii De rewarded.
"rhis city has large Spanlsh-Au-
erican population SHOW ,ou are pat-
riotic %, helping this COMPANY ont IN
the time of need. An men nctNcet
thr ages of i> ana a.. with no depend
outs viii Doc available as Ions as ths"
are physically fit
For further Information see ute
or inquire AZ Rupees drug stor,
w, need l50 men
~'rgcu tronn announces that
there viii De- meeting - the mem-
hers of GO ]. at the arluory this even
Ing az 2 so O'Clock
The evening herald., 1917-04-23

Miss De Eaca was born at Las
Vegas. g. NJ She was educated at
the Normal university of that city
and has been teaching in the public
schools throughout ihe state for the
past four years She Is 30 years OF
age she is direct descendant Of
Anar Nurcz Dc Haca. the fe;lous
Spanish explorer who WAS one of the
hrst men to SET foot ON New Mexican
soil. She christeus the battleship
Sew Mexico al the Hrooklyn navy
yard today.
The evening herald., 1917-04-23

Maudc's telegram WAS dispatched. TINS
position WAS boing attacked.
"As result of an air fight on sum
day u new Hnlberstadt airplane was
brought down. The pilot who was the
cenmy flying corps commanders, was
killed.
The evening herald., 1917-04-23

British Headquarters In France,
April 49, via London, . l5 y. ~. Dfron
q stair Correspondent of The Assoc
ciatcd Prcss) In their new offensive
tho British have captured the town OF
GnVrllo the last part of the deienees
Of The Bindonburg line north of the
Scarpr. They also hove taken the
village OF Gucmappe, south uf tn,
SDHrpo More than l.0uo prisoners
have been token today.
Tac lun Ia the past week on the
British front was hrOkcu today by at-
tacks winch spread along wide front
The lEhtUs Wts particularly severe
on both banks of the Suarpc. where
the British pushed forward la thcn
initial successes aud won the battle Of
Arras.
% i- unly possible nt the time ui
writing 10 give Noiy Indefinite news
| but the first reports coming back IN
| diC1to the capture OF GuYrelic. nurtt
of the Surpc. and Gucmappe, to th'
south of that stream \ big push alss
| was made opposite Craidi. From tina
| sector ut the front alone comes tn'
report thtt more than 1000 prisoner
wcry taken
Gavrelle is part uf the last def
! nitn defense the Germans have before
/ falling back uu what is known ~ m
] Drocourt- @ucant switch tu the Hin
( deuours llne. The British alo mad
| progress IN the region southwest o
] Lens tho German garrison Of whcil
ltnwn daily Be- facing "a more critical sit
uation
Aalrplaac- fairly filled the air owe
the battle lines today directing the ar
/ tucrN and cooperating with the iu
| taUtry Yesterday British aviator
brought down siN Ger'"tn observation
| n4 IlDsus
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
Games Tomorrow


National League.
Boston 700 Sew York
TrukItn tt philadelphia
DNiu.u ut cincinnati
TTUt-Durrl roo 81 l.uuI"
NmrtiCnu Icuguv.
cleveland go chicago
So luu'. 90 Detroit
lhiuu.luN. lt NtsL.uE'ou
N,v Nwh ut Boston
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
Today's Baseball
Results
National League

IiroLl,n ,: Philadelphia !.
The evening herald., 1917-04-23
Yesterdays S Results

National lcnguC.
t.utmmt. thlDaEu 4
&c. ImI- .. Iilt-nlrgu
American League.
chicago So Louis
tu.r.uI . Detroit =,
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
THEY READ THE DICTIONARY
Little Incident Proves the Natives of
Nigeria Are Capable Of Being
Educated.

That the natives of Nigeria are ca
pable of advanced forms of educa-
ton is apparently proved by this
little incident told by Constance
Larymore in "a Residents Wife in
Nigeria"
"My husband told me that in the
course of the patrol they passed
through a valley where the inhabi-
tants of the rocks and hills above ap-
parently made their homes in holes
and caves. One member of the party
idly asked what was the scientific
name of cave dwellers, the word hav-
ing slipped his memory for the mo-
ment. No one appeared to be able
to supply the word. But then the
native interpreter, plodding along
behind, came up, saying: Pardon
me, sir, don't you mean troglodytesp p
"The Englishman, amazed, asked
where he had ever heard such word
and George replied placidly, 4 was
reading a dictionary one day and
saw it,
81 cannot imagine myself reading
German or Italian dictionary for
pleasure and storing in my mind for
future use conversationally a spe-
cially unusual scientific term. only
wish I could"
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Beware OF 0intments
For Catarrh That Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely de-
range the whole system when enter
ing it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reput-
able physicians, as the damage they
do is ten fold to the good you can
possibly derive from them, Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J,
Cheney h Co., Toledo O., contains
no mercury, is taken internally, act
Ing directly upon the mucous sur
faces of the system, In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine, 1t is taken internally
and made in Toledo, 0, by F. j.
Cheney & Go. Testimonials free.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipaIon,
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
GOLD SENT TO ITALY.

According to a recent investiga-
ton by an Italian parliamentary
commission, italian emigrants send
every year to their native home,
through the banks and post offices
alone, $1SO,0OO,OOO in gold. To this
must be added an unknown amount
which the emigrants bring home
with them or send through their
friends al relatives. The annual
wealth produced by the entire Itai-
ian nation even now amounts to only
a little more than $60o,000,0OO. The
savings Of the emigrants, therefore,
make up about one-ffth Of the entire
annual revenue Of the country
Raphael Zon, in Yale Review.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
THE COURTS

Circuit Court, Northern Dis.
trict-First Monday in January
and Second Monday in July.
Southern District-Second Mon
day in February and August.
County Court--Third Monday
in January, April, July and Oc-
lober. Northern District.-4th
Monday in January, April, July
and October.
Probate Court-Northorn Dis
trict-Third Monday in March,
June, September and December,
Southern District Second Mon
lay in March, June, September
and December,
Chancery Court Southern Dis
trict-First Monday in May and
November. Northern District
Second Monday in March and
September,
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
OEEICIRL--.

Congressional
Member Of Congress End District
W. A, 'OLDrlELD.
judicial
Judge Of the 10th Judicial Cir.
cult, j, B. Baker,
Pros. Atty, g, Ashley
Judge Of the Chancery Court,
q, Y Humphries.
Senatorial
Member State Senate, Second
District-H, H. Ponder,
County.
Representative, s, L, Shaver,
Sheriff, J. II, kirtley,
Clerk, Il, A. Boyce,
County Judge, W, Y, Horn,
Treasurer, ], l., Gyngard'
Assessor, h, G, Davidson,
Surveyor, j, p, Eoson,
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Jesus A Good Friend

The following lines were written
by Mrs. Belle Felts of Cave City,
who is in poor health. She is suf-
fering from tuberculosis, and writes
this paper that she cannot do any
thing but read and write and that
she devotes most of her time to
writing.
Jesus is my only plea,
To Him | 60 on bended knee.
Though friends forsake and turn
away,
The Lord is with me every day
To cheer me as | onward 90
To that sweet home where there's
no woe.
He said be patient, kind and true,
And III prepare place for you
Where there's no sorrow, pain
nor tears;
In that bright land beyond all fears.
1t pays to lead a Christian life,
And be with Jesus and the right
Then when trials and troubles
overtake,
The Lord has said; lwon't lorsake
A blessed promise, o, how sweet
To know that one day shall meet
The Savior who for sinners died,
And on the cross was crucifed.
Thank Godl know that one day
soon
1t may be morning, night or noon,
i'll hear the words; Come to me,
And be with Christ eternally"
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Card OF Thanks

To our friends and neiehbors who
so kindly assisted US in the sickness
and death of my dear old mother,
Francis J. Kinney, may the bene-
diction of a kind Heavenly Father
ever rest upon them, is the prayer
of her only son,
M, F, Kinney,
Evening Shade, Ark.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
LODGES

+, & A. M,--Evening Shad'
Lodge No. l43 meets Friday
night before the third SATURDAY
and Saturday night before Wv
first Sunday in each month
G. L. Coger, W. M
j. r. Metcalf, Sec'
r, A. M.-Rural Chapter NO.
meets the third Saturday nlRo'
In each month,
s. p. Turner, H, r
], r. Metcalf, sec'
|. O. O. F,-Evening Shao'
Lodge No, 300 meets WedneSu''
night Of each week,
Ed Wasson, N, O.
j. r. Metcalf, sec'
REBEKAHS-Grace i 0 oB'
No. 345 meets the second NV
fourth Friday nights in e'''
month.
Mrs, Myrtle Barnett,N, o.
u. A. Moser, SEQ
W, o, W.-Evening sn'',
Camp No, 1887 meets the eeo'Is a
and fourth Saturday nigh"
each month,
o, Q, Shaver. u "
y. W. Wasson, ClsT"
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
In Memoriam

Bro. l. D. Phillips was born May
IL, 1869; died February %, 1917.
He lived in or near Ash Flat all his
life, and had been a factor in all
public enterprises since he grew to
manhood. He had been friend
to a host of people and had helped
them over many difficulties, tie
was a consistent member OF the
Christian church. He was raised
to the sublime degree of Master
Mason February IS, 1899, and was
valued member of Ash Flat Lodge
No. 159 till at last his weary feet
came to the end of life's toilsome
journey and his hands dropped for
ever the working tools of life and
he passed 10 that country from
which no traveller has returned,
there to stand with the faithful in
the presence of Him who sitteth as
judge supreme and hear the well
come words, We'll done, thou good
and faithful servant" Truly has
the family lost a good husband and
loving father aud the community a
valued citizen.
Therefore, be it resolved, by Ash
Flat Lodge No. 159, f. 4 A. NJ,
that we bow in humble submission
to the decree of the master of the
great lodge above; that we extend
to the bereaved family our sincere
sympathy and may his place be
filled by Him who doeth all things
WE'LL" that the lodge has lost a true
member; that copy of these reso-
lutions be placed on the minutes
and a copy furnished the bereaved
family, and that a copy be sent to
the Sharp County Record for publi-
cation.
R. j. Worel,
A. G. Farris,
C. G. Pool,
Committee.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Special Notice

Foley Cathortic Tablets thorough.
ly cleanse the bowels, remove I'm.
digested waste matter, sweeten the
stomach and tone up the liver. Do
not gripe nor nauseate. Stout per.
sons praise Foley Cathartic Tablets
for the free and comfortable feeling
they BRING, win not addict you to
the pill habit" Barnett Drug Co.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Facts OF Interest

American lumbermen are cutting
timber three times as fast as it
grows,
II is estimated that the daily at.
tendance at the moving picture
theaters in the United States is
more than 25,000,000.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
Directory
CHURCHES

CHRISTIAN-Services every
Sunday morning. No regular
pastor.
MISUNDERSTANDING as
follows: Second Sunday in the
month, morning and night, the
third Sunday night, the fourth
Sunday morning. Rev. j. w.
Jenkins, Pastor.
SUNDAY SCHOOL-At the
Methodist church every Sunday
morning at 10 o'clock. Every.
body invited to attend. o. c.
Shaver, Superintendent.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
EouivocAL.

Friend (contemptuously) - Was
the fact that her father kicked your
only reason for leaving the grip
Es-Woow (cautiously)--Wel ]
might call IL my sole reason,
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
LOVES LABOR LOST.

"Gosh dingp "
"What happened?"
'T talked two hours trying to per-
suade that girl to give me kiss.
Just as she agreed her father came
in, and began to talk politics. y
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
DEFINED.

"Pa, what is meant by a senti-
mentalistY"
"a sentimentalist, my son, 10 a
man who sheds tears over the house
he was born in, but never makes any
attempt to lift the mortgage on it."
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
ASSISTANCE.

"Whot's your boy Josh doing to
help you around the placer'
"A whole lott replied Farmer
Corntossel, "lte's teachin' me an
mother 'howito dance"
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
HIGHER PRICED.

The Wife--Isn't that your eye
usctors
The Husband--1 thought 30 until
he sent me in his bill, He's a skin
pecialist.-Harper's Weekly.
Sharp County record., 1917-04-20
SHE DIDN'T.

"Ah, Miss Dcne," ho sighed with
n sentimental Singer, "whot would
you say II | asked you for a kMs"
"ld call you an impudent old fod-
sil," replied the woman frankly.