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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
CHICAGOROADS SHOW
is REGENT BOOKING

Another Hippodrome road show,
direct from the booking agency in
Chicago. is announced for the Re-
gent bill Sunday, and 1t is pro-
claimed by the theater manage
ment as the greatest vaudeville
aggregation seen here since the
house opened.
Six Colonial Bellies, headed by
Miss Hettie Deumm, a talented So
prano, have the headline position.
1t is high class musical offering,
in which the young women apear
In accurate costumes of the Co
lonial period. Besides their vocal
numbers, the young women form
an instrumental quintet that has
won renown throughout the coun-
try.
The Piccola Midgets are three
diminutive fun makers who are as
we'll known as any vaudeville star
you might select. This trio OF
Lilliputians present a novelty mum.
Der embracing singing, acrobatics
and boxing. These Tom Thumb
performers appear in Salvation
Army garb and sing. play the TAM
BOURNE and cymbals.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

William Morrow and Miss joy
will present an episode ION a
Country Road" a singing and
comedy playlet with special seem
cry and effects. They INTRODUCED
several musical novelty numbers
such as Egypt in Your Eyes,
Laugh and the World Laughs
With You," The Seven Ages"
and THE Marriage-Bells."
RUDE Brown, who bills himself
THE Beau Brummel of Rube-
Vile" will present comedy Of
fering.
Seymour and Williams, a robust
tenor and an eccentric Coincidence,
contribute a world of laughing en-
tertainment in the presentation of
their offering, "A Comical PART
De zelda and Zelda are a man
and a woman who bill their offer
ing as Artistic Equilibrists." II
Is a combination wire and gym-
nastic act in which a great deal Of
Iron jaw" work predominates.
The photoplay program will con-
sist of the tenth chapter of THE
Great Secret"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Mary Pickford
Returns Sunday
In Big Success

Mary Pickford is coming to the
Melbourne Sunday in Margaret
Mayo's charming story of theatre
cal life, Behind the Scenes" This
is regarded by Miss Pickford her.
self as one of the best pictures
which she ever made for 1t has a
human, appealing story which is
shifted from the land of the cal
ciums to the broad open fields
where she NETS the red-blooded
man she marries. 1t was typical
Paramount cast which supported
Miss Pickford. II includes James
Kirkwood. Lowell Sherman. Ida
Waterman. Russell Bassett and
many others.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
PERSIAN ACROBATS ARE
FEATURES AT PANTACES

Bright, snappy vaudeville with
plenty of action features the new
bill at Pantages.
The AL Gelem troupe of fast
working athletes top the bill. OAR
ing and skill are it's outstanding
features. The startling work of
performers aloft in the flies of
the stage on poles balanced by
others below has been one of the
striking successes of the season
all over the circuit. Mr.. Gelem
carries four distinct stage set
tings.
Ralph Bevan and Beatrice Flint
present "A Slight Interruption"
a singing-talking comedy. Harlan
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Wilkes Players
Leave Tonight

With the matinee today and the
performance tonight the Wilkes
Players will bid goodby to Ia
coma, after having presented
three of the very best plays of
their repertoire during the week.
They have given THE Boss" one
of the strongest dramas seen in
many day: THE New Henri
etta,' "a delightful comedy drama,
and farce that made most dis
tinct impressions here. Tonight
THE Boss" will be given.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

John Drew, fresh from an en-
gagement of many weeks dura-
ton at the Criterion theater in
New York and an equally sue
cessful one at the Blackstone the
alter in Chicago, comes to the
Tacoma theater, for one perform
ance only. Thursday evening, May
81.
This most popular of American
players will be seen in the COM
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

edy, Major Pendennis," made by
Langdon Mitchell from the
Thackeray novel. Mr.. Mitchell is
credited with having made de-
lightfully true portrait of life and
manners of the Thackeray period
and in the transition from the
book to the stage the charming
story has lost none of its quaint
charm nor picturesque environ
ment
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

E. Knight and his company are
coming in a sterling dramatic
playlet, THE Chalk Line" which
bears the hallmark of approval.
Foley & O'Neil, two youngsters
with heaps of personality and pep,
know how to sing Hawaiian songs.
This pair is said to be the livest
duo to come over the time this
season.
Pretty Queenie Dunedin sings,
dances, gives voice to a witty
monologue and then skips blithe-
somely on a slack wire. The
tenth installment of "Patria,"
with Mrs. Vernon Castle, COM
pletes the bill.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

revenge the Iron Man" this year.
In his games Pilett has allowed opposing bat
total of 38 hits less than hits to Only
have made off him in the number of bat
pitched against Butte, Vancouver Spokane and
Great Falls and has been equally invncibe to all four of
the
Pilet is rapidly dmming the star of Sutherlands bril-
liancy Russ Hall believes that the day is not far distant
when ivory hunter from the big leagues will twch
reckoning finger and Herm will hike to the land where
bush. phenoms become wonders derelicts.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Ben Hunt pitched full game
for Butte yesterday.
Lefty Schroeder, the other
member of McGinnity's pitching
staff, stayed on the bench, during
the entire nine innings, much to
the surprise of the bleacherites.
Joe was tempted to send Schroe-
der into the game in the first,
when Hunt gave the Tigers a nice
lead by permitting four consecu-
tive batters to single into the out
er gardens, but the left-hander
had to be saved for today.
Tacoma fans are commenting
curiously on Hunts actions this
week. The big freckled port-sid-
or has pitched in three games out
of the four played during the Sc
ries. OF total of 40 innings this
week, Hunt has OBLIGATED during
23. Maybe McGinnity believes
that because Hunt won Mondays
game. he ought to win 'em all.
Herman Pillett pitched for Ia
coma yesterday. That's the same
nowadays as saying that the Zig
ers won. He held Butte to four
hits, scattered through three in
nings, and he didn't let Miner
reach third. Besides, he struck
out six batters and didn't walk
any.
Ben Hunt was trying to strike
out Tigers on slow balls in the
first inning. Raymond, Harper
and Downey successfully connect
ed for singles. Stevens long sac
rifice fly to the scoreboard
brought in the second run. In the
eighth Tacoma scored again, Har-
per doubling to center and Flag
stead singing him home.
Yesterdays battle was as good
as anyone would wish. 1t was only
marred by the decisions of Umpire
Eckman. His Jumps apparently
afraid that Pitcher Hunt will lay
him cold II he doesn't do the right
thing by him. Some of the de-
cisions yesterday were utterly
rank. II Eckman would use lit
tie more dignity on the field, and
show that he is boss of the game,
the fans would like 1t better, too.
o o o
Both Eddie Klein and "Wild
Bill" Harrington are In Tacoma.
Klein was due to pitch today, and
Sutherland and Harrington will
work tomorrow. The Sunday
-donble1header starts at 1880. 1t
VIII be the last chance to see our
Tigers for two weeks.
o o o
Daniels catch of Johnson's hot
fly to the scoreboard yesterday
was one of the most wonderful
stops ever seen In Tacoma. He
pegged the ball to first base and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
BEN HUNT SEEMS
TO BE MOST OF
MINERS ST A F F

and when he turned about, called
caught Hoffman. But the UNI
pire was gazing at Mt. Tacoma,
Hoffman safe. Daniels deserves
credit, anyhow, for one of the
prettiest plays Tacoma fans have
ever seen.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Ter anu Moouy.
ANY Tacoma bali team manager
who is not a member of The
Times booking agency Is re-
quested to call this department.
1t is free to those who read
The Times sport department.
We get games for our readers.
Call now and get listed.
There seems to be a "bug" fever
in the vicinity of the T. r. &
p. Co. During the past week
several motormen and conduc-
tors have become owners Of au-
tomobiles. The last one was
George Post, conductor on the
Pacific Traction line.
Allen Browne. popular shortstop
on the Majestic ball team, who
is now bed-fast with a broken
leg. says he is looking forward
to the day when he can walk
over to Athletic park and see a
game.
Anglers report fishing as being
very good at present. 1t seems
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

present seem to be coming
through a little better. Any
out-of-town teams wanting to
arrange games with fast Taco
ma teams may do so by writ
Ing or 'phoning The Times
amateur sport department.
The Times Booking Agency an
nounces the following Sunday
games:
Shamrock Wonders VS.. st.
Martin Seconds, at Lacey.
Ideals VS.. South Tacoma Ath-
letics, So. Tacoma.
Lincoln A. c. VS.. Second In
fantry, Whitman grounds.
Beavers vs.. Mckinley Hill
Stars, Logan grounds.
Arcades VS.. Shamrock Jun
Tors, Logan grounds.
Yeomen vs.. Kapowsin at
Kapowsin.
w. o. w. Midgets VS.. Gig
Harbor, at Gig Harbor. \
Majestics VS.. Tono, at Tenino.
Shelter VS.. Roy at Roy.
So. Tacoma VS.. Sumner, at
Sumner.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Run Five Miles

Marathon runners are engaged
in five-mile race at the Stadium
this afternoon. Nineteen runners
had entered at noon. A silver
loving cup has been offered. The
Y. M. C. A. has charge.
q 8 o T. o o g. q q o o o o D o q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Herm Pillett, Farmer Lad, Looks
Like Sensation of N. w. League

Tacoma baseball fans are
beginning to sit up and
take notice of q long,
lanky kid who has been
winning games for the
Tigers every time that Tea
ley Raymond put him in the
box.
Herman Pillett, a farmer
boy from Oregon, looks like
the sensation of the North
western league this year.
He is only 10 years old. But
he has the strength of an OK,
wonderful control, a fast
ball that fairly burns the
air, and-most important of
all-baseball sense.
Pillett won his seventh
straight victory yesterday,
shutting out Butte again.
1t made the third time this
year that "Herm" had won
easily over McGinnity's boys.
And he is the same lad
whom McGinnity carried
along with his 1916 team,
but wouldn't give chance
to show himself. Herman
is certainly taking out his
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Ct. Falls Wins
In 18th Frame

SPOKANE, May 26.-Greak
Falls tied the score in the ninth
yesterday, after a splendid game
of ball, and the contest went IL
frames before the visitors won.
Score: r H p
Great Falls ........... 8 q
Spokane ............. 8 10 j
Clark and Cheek; Zamlock and
Baldwin.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
LEADING PLAYERS

That prison sentence is
mighty hard to live down and
that the straight and narrow path
is equally hard to travel after
having once been in prison is a
thought driven home in within
the Law" which will be offered
at the Colonial tomorrow, with
Alice Joyce and Harry Morey
In this thrilling picture Alice
Joyce, as Mary Turner, attempts to
secure a position after being re-
leased from Sing Sing prison.
Throughout the play the
thought is hammered home that
a person once convicted Of crime
must carry the stain through life
and that the stain is indelibly
stamped by the police, most of
whom go on the principle OF
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
THE eff" COLUMN

Play Tomorrow.
, Butte at Tacoma
, (Double-header-1:30 p. m.)
, Seattle at Vancouver.
, Ct. Falls at Spokane I
, o o o q o = o o 8 & o . . @
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
DETER'S
i FILE

Butte ball players
them by Tacoma writer's They
everything So
Certain other Tacoma athletes might In
patriotic Paul Steele Paul has wife,
to leave behind, but
country. " : -
Lovely heads athletics
Such should we'll with
1etic sports.
Our idea of nothing ALA small
Athletic park
bat. $3.50 ~ "
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

had a he other
day lake Barlow up
When
ties toowhie Barlow just hauling his fourth
he
whipping the lake. His
be all upstairs.
do it knew
ang playing
Probably deport EN-
in the
country. Jess Willard Maybe getting
uneasy.
Suppose fight U. s. sporting
publi for Les arcys
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Plymouth won from st. Paul, and
Epworth lost to the First Chris

Plymouth won from st. Paul, and
Epworth lost to the First Chris
tians in the Sunday School
league last night, once more
leaving the Plymouth and Ep-
worths tied for first place.
These teams have held the title
between them for several sea-
sons. Both league games last
night were exceptionally fast.
Scores: r ii e
Plymouth ..........1 2 0
st. Paul ........... L
Sehwarz and Whisner; Kel-
lar and Mcdonald.
r II e
First Christian 49,. 4 l
Epworth ........... . 8
Larson and Pollock; Carpen-
ter and Moody.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

PACIFIC COAST UEAGUE y
= 90 q . y o = . y q . . . Q

Games Yesterday.
Vernon 8, Salt Lake 0.
Los Angeles 2, Portland 1.
Oakland 5, San Francisco 1.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

auctions for lavishness and in.
genuity Of stage settings, comes
to the Apollo Sunday for three
days. New Pathe news pictures
of stirring war events also will be
shown.
A raised glass stage, illuminate
ed from below, on which girls in
scanty attire dance is one of the
scenes of the play.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Vitagraph Stars Lead In
Famous Broadway Drama

"once a crook, always a crook"
within the Law" will remain
for an entire week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
AMAF14DJRes, -
. e Ga s. 0EWZzG.

o u t. = of =
[ o w n teams
have b e e n
very slow in
responding to
chal | e n 6 e s
from Tacoma
clubs this sea-
son, but a [
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Thompson. Sacrifice fly-Stev-
ems. Two-base hit Harper.
Double plays-Carpenter to Grant
to McCarl; Harper to Thompson.
Left on bases-Butte 4; Tacoma
o. Struck out-By Pillett 6: by
Hunt 2. Hit by pitched ball =
Roche. by Pillett. Time of game
Umpire-Eckman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Lincoln Gives
Stadium Game

Lincoln high schools champion
ship ball team blew up yesterday,
in the third game of the seasons
title series with Stadium, and
when the smoke had cleared away
Stadium had copied the game. 1t
is the first game in two years for
Stadium to win, and the North
Enders are tickled over the vic
tory. Costly boots by Lincoln
gave Stadium the game. The
North Enders are unusually inef-
fective with the stick. Score:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

results now in the vicinity of
Lake Taps, where a Tacoma
fisherman caught the limit one
day last week.
"Happy" Shafer, who is one of the
probable prospects for the street
railway ball team, says he
doesn't care for the early fall
weather we have had the last
couple of days.
The Majestic ball team journeys
to Tenino Sunday, where ii
meets the Tono squad at 2 p.
m. The Majestics will make it
an excursion, carrying several
team members friends.
Lee Wise forgot to tell the barber
when he got into the chair yes
terday and the barber cut off
his mustache. There goes the
savings of a lifetime" says the
butter and coffee chief.
The latest addition to The Times
booking agency is the "Dia-
mond M" ball team. The team
Is composed of Japs, who are
said to be very clever at the
national pastime.
Mr.. ''Biddy" Bishop writes us that
prosperity and health, coupled
with happiness, are smiling on
him in his new business.
A new ball team by the name of
the "St. Paul Sluggers" may
soon be ready for games, ac-
cording to Lee Carr.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
Umpire CusiCk
Badly Abused

VANCOUVER, B. c., May 26.--
Umpire Cusick came In for lots of
abuse by fans and players yester-
day. Vancouver won the game
by breaking tie in the eighth.
Score: r. ii Z
geattIe 4 z
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
LEADING PLAYERS

LEADING PLAYERS
Heloise Broulette, Nine. Petrova
Leland Norton ............
mammal yndham Standing
Carter Vail :. MahlOn Hamilton
Mrs. Vail Mrs. Mathilde Brundage
Lii >. Violet Reed
Nine. Olga Petrova In Metro
photoplay that is said to out
shine any of Metros recent pro-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

that they are getting the best
results now in the vicinity of
Lake Taps, where a Tacoma
fisherman caught the limit one
day last week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

FIELDING AVERAGES
Including Yesterdays Game,
Compiled by The Times
Statisticiau.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
NORTHWESTERN LEAGUE
Games Yesterday.

Tacoma 3, Butte q.
Vancouver 2, Seattle /.
Great Falls 4, Spokane 3.
TODAY'S STANDING
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Benson, LaCnappelle ana
Davie: Wingard, Hall and Wash
burn, Paulik.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
AMERICAN LEAGUE

s @ o o 8 @ o o o o o. 8 o o
Standing of the Clubs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Pruiett, Strand and Cunning
ham: Russell and Cadman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Mr.. ''Biddy" Bishop writes us that
prosperity and health, coupled
with happiness, are smiling on
him in his new business.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

A new ball team by the name of
the "St. Paul Sluggers" may
soon be ready for games, ac-
cording to Lee Carr.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Anglers report fishing as being
very good at present. 1t seems
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Owner Dugdale of the Seattle
Giants probably wishes he had
dropped a little ground glass I'm
Tealey Raymond's coffee before
he let him come to Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Harry Harper stole a base
the other day. Next thing we
know Thompson'll get a hit.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26
How They Hit
Batting Averages OF the Tacoma
Tigers, Corrected Daily

> 9 9 o o o o o o 9 o . 9 . o o
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1917-05-26

Reports the Northwestern league indicate tina
other city. Maybe
after rid McGnnity this week the patronage will be ever
tetter than before.
yune comes ON Tuesday year. your shopping early,
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13
Angora Notes

Mrs. Ray James is spending short
time in Meeker.
Titus Wear is now nicely located
on the W-B ranch.
81 Bailey was very sick for Few
days, but is about again now.
1t is reported that Mr.. Grahm OF
Box Elder died few days ago.
Range stock are reported in fine
condition regardless of cold weather.
Mrs. w. A. Powers and Mrs. Ed.
Walsh attended the dance on the
18th.
We have been enjoying very cold
but pleasant weather the last few
weeks.
Archie and Pearl Ridgway and Mrs.
Wagner of Rangely, came up for
the dance.
Commissioner Fred Miller, J. L..
Queen and Henry Stadtman went to
Meeker, last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. w. Black and Miss
Beulah spent the holidays with Mr..
and Mrs. 8. w. Queen.
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13

There is to be a dance at the home
of the Wear boys on Blue mountain,
January 18th. A good time is ex-
pected.
Among others, Mr.. and Mrs. Lee
Peterson and Miss Bacon of Blue
mountain, came over for the dance
the 18th.
Grant Fletcher and Jack Rhodes
gave finely appointed dinner at
their home on New Years Day, Mr..
and Mrs. Powers, Mr.. and Mrs. Walsh
and Mr.. Fred Miller and family be-
ing the guests.
The dance given Friday, the 18th,
by Fred Miller and family was the
best for long time, there being an
unusually large crowd-all bent on
having good time. A. q.
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13

Write r. f. Vickery for reserva
tions on Denver Stock Show Specia
January 2lst. 1870
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13

Farmers Ed Wilbur, Lark Craig
and Luke Devlin mingled with their
town friends, Saturday.
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13
Commissioners Proceedings

The board of county commissioners
met in regular quarterly session jan
uary End, 1917. The meeting was
called to order by Chairman Thos.
KiIduff. Present, Commissioners
Otto Metzger and F. w. Miller, and
Clerk G. J. Wilson.
All correspondence was read and
ordered answered and filed.
The following road viewers reports
were brought before the board:
Road viewers report on change IN
road up Strawberry near Weller's
gate. On motion, the report was &C
copied and the road declared county
road and open for travel.
Road viewers report on Limekiln
hill road received. On motion. road
accepted as viewed and amended.
The road to be built by petitioners
and to be completed on or before
December LIST, 1919.
Road viewers report received on
Rangely, Big park and Douglas creek
road. On motion, the road was ac-
cepted as viewed, and county road
and open for travel.
On motion, the board adjourned for
the day.
Wednesday, January 3-The board
met pursuant to adjournment, the
same members being present.
On motion the following bills were
examined and approved and warrants
ordered drawn for same:
The Meeker herald., 1917-01-13

St. James Church.
Second Sunday after Epiphany.
8.45 I'm. Church School.
ll.OO a. IN. Morning Prayer and
sermon.
Thursday.
1880 o. IN. Choir rehearsal.
PHILIP NELSON,
Priest in Charge.
J. w. RIGBY, Lay Reader.
w. b. Salter of Josephine park, was
a town visitor, Saturday.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1917-04-05
COLLEGIANS' IDEALS
FOR LIFE MATES

Missoula, Mont, April 4.-"I don't
owe any man anything. l think that
when l accept a mans proposal of
marriage, l will be doing him a mighty
big favor"
81 could never love one woman all
my life. She would soon affect me
like corn flakes every morning for
breakfast"
These are opinions expressed by two
members of Prof. Carl Holidays class
in freshman English at the University
of Montana, who wrote on 'My Idea of
a Life Mate" The subject was as
signed to all English classes.
"He may smoke anything from a
corncob to cigarette, as the occa-
sion demands, and he may smoke in
any room in the house." wrote one of
the women students.
"She must be vivacious, industrious,
ambitious, broad-minded, deceitless,
generous, unselfish, conscientious,
sympathetic, kind-hearted and home
lover" wrote one man.