New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1917-02-13
MEN AND MAIDS AND MONEY

And don't forget mail your valentines early.
MEN AND MAIDS AND MONEY
There should way of judging than simple
process adding the he spends Men might be
graded proportion of their spending they devote
10 YOU thus ranking who spends his only twenty cents
your chocolate sOdas 100 cent and man who
of the three theatre parties ne gives eacn week as
3S1-3 per
But that scheme would not allow whose main
bon spender. He sends you American Beauty
-Fhh you hatebecause the gardenIas and pansies-Whh
u oveare expensive He brings you fvepound boxes OF
candy instead books you starving for He invites you to
he operahavng ascraned you have evening that
m do m credit; him take Aunt Jane from the
country sightseeing, and see what happens
Every one type who thinks he unselsh
sr in reality he merely careless about his silver money And
70 have all met the who has acquired reputation Tor virtue
whereas he is only impecunous-or stingy.
The man who makes of friendship the who
members that YOU coffee not the who orders 1t for
- - +bi-tv csnts a cup ALICE.
r those who wish to buy Coming Tower manuscripts will
make their bids for published than week be
fore the request is mailed viii be possible to fill all orders IN
the event Of than bid for the same script the OBVIOUS
rs. viii be pursued money repeat? goes to the
Belgian Relief Fund.
Resides Grantand if Johnny Evers carried his bapaying de
writing he'd say Awful lhngs 70 any eu
Who cut or altered stuff And the only clubhouse editors Wouo
send him o would be the jolly old open air.
The Soda Fountain Takers
did one Of those Bernard saaW pay ,,
We'll you don't Gruesomc things call them.
- 5st 50? lust thought I'd like what they like
They may be very but don't see why people ever go to
plays .-....
trouble enough in the world without gong " see "
stage ,,-
aTSsts So like something jolly and amusing myself
Polysnna. Say this sundae IS soOe
new word is needed When Fsrrar remained seated
during the playing The StarSpanged Banner the othe hsn
The Trbuns headline said Geraldine Farrar Rel uses 70
Nation, Hyn" and until read the story we thought she hao
objected TO endorsing a musical or literary work
7. rnires that there was system Babylon IN 2SOo
and avbe there was Nothing recent could nave IN
pred the plan Of distributing mail boxes along Riverside D
For B. L. rs historical prize: The signal was the word
Hger Kissed sbantly."-From "ToO Much hhcieney Oy L.
Rsth
s r... for President of the Sports Club Ger
AK driver ~sonewhere n 18th Street came out OF I
Garden other morning with pretty thng hshgHs 81 ~
bird told me would cost just one buck ana 9u~ 80 d
hsr home i, 77tb Street Now live IN es'h stree %
asr, A. 5 a. ~, vood-so along had gone aoou'
block when 5 drive. hailed made climb In rsproaGn
~ telling him was going down, as ne ' o'
. give a Entirely free Nv ehArss'
Ada III. .sgy.stions are Agathas-Memors Tablets for
For te ,,itentiary: Here the state officially aardere"
@0ss eoRciced Of murder 10 emphdse me g'0"u /" LJ
For the Antsufrage Headquarters: Here ue'e "e "q
e Of o,n 5 ,ld and protested that they cere 1ft jo'
eaiseaShip.
Al yell =, r Offers in the antasscs scheme Of the Cen
sa Education Board perhaps the youngsters wont nave "
dragged whom how many times round the walls Of what ana
wen, and why.
Among those licensed last week Washington to wed was
Aoydas B. King. Oh yes. The bride was Marie Queen
Bacon Behind President" Times headline ana S's
&ss " 4. G., Pork before the Senate
Even % Jealous e,osev.r Of pure English as Musical Amer
= 'ays equally good"
y var comes choose enlist in Annie Oakley regiment
When comes to refusing 70 join the subway' standing army
wrIs ii down . conscientious objee'or T. p A.