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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

- Macier: Polska oddzial sw. He
!eny nr. 1Sty ma swe miesieczne po-
siedzenie W srode wieczorem, dnia 10
Crudnia, z powodu Swieta, o godz.
7:30 W sail zwyklych ~posiedzen, -
PREY Division ul. Kazda czionkini
Jest proszona o p~rzybycie. Ma tenn 20
siedzeniu odbedzie sic wyb6r admi-
nlstracyi ma rok. przyszly. - Fran.
Narcinkowska, PREF; Marya Hint2,
sekr. prot, 1882 Julian III.
- Oddzial sw. Moniki nr. % Ma
Clergy Polskiej odbedzie przedCoczne
p~osiedzenie dis o godzinie7:30 VIE
cyorem, W hall mr.. Atty. Czlonkinie
proszone So op rzybycie, DO bedzie
wyb6r administracyt ma rok 1918.
Ma ostatniem posiedzeniu uchwalo-
no ME wysy3at poczt6wek, DO pocia-
ga "a SODA duzy koszt. ksiazeczki
kwitowe musza bye oddane do obra-
chunku ruc7nego. - Anastazya ia
lowy, PREF; Fran. Bieschke, sekr.
prot.
TOW. Polek sw. Agnieszki, mr..
256 Zjed. odbedzie przedroczne posie
dzenie 1 wyb6r administracyl ma rok
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
z JACKOWA.

obchodzi}o 20-ta ~rocznice swego
z~alozenia nader uroczyScie, mia
nowicie w niedziele 9 grudnia
wszystkie czionkinie tegoz Stowa
rzyszenia przystapi}y wspolnie do
Komunii Sw., po po}udniu zaS te-
goz dnia byiy przyjmowane no.
wo z~aDisane czlonkinie, a wieczo-
rem urzadzono w sail parafialnej
udekorowanej festonami, mala
biesiade ola czlonkin tegoz sto-
warzyszenia oraz ola ~blizszych
przyjaci6i, pc kt6rej odegrano
dwie komedyjki, jake generating
PROBE, ~wlaSciwy BOWEN program
wieczorku byi wyznaczony ma ze-
szla niedziele, ma ktorej do sail
rarafialnej zebralo sic sporo pu-
blicznoSci tax, re wszystkie miej-
sea by}y zajete. Jaltkolwiek "a
powiadano poczatek ma godz. 7:3O
rozpoczeto jednak wykonanie pro
gramu o godz. Smej, a skohczo-
no o 1O-tej. Program by} ma
stepujqcy: y nSpiew powinszo-
wan" przez : pan;en czsonkii sto-
warzyszenia; p Deklamacya
,,Smierc zdrajcy Ojczyzny" przez
z. ]. G6rna, kt6ra jakkolwiek de-
klamowaia z Przejeciem, jednak
nieco "a siabym CHOSEN; 81
,,Spiew Cyganki" przez p. A. Jae-
ger; ~ YSpiew Sieroty" pc pol
sku i po angielsku przez mal2 p.
J. Krokier; - komedyjka w jed
nym akcie: ,Trafila Rosa ma Ka-
mien" odegraiy dobrze P. J. Sta
niszewska ! p. S. Czajkowska o.
komedyjt;a W dw6ch aktach P. t,
Ola miiego grosza", ktorej role
ku zadowoleniu publicznoSci wy
konafy panny: NJ. Kalinowska,
NJ. Chojnacka, w. Kozubska, J.
G6rna. w. kezyk ! A. Jaeger.
y ma koniec odSpiewano wspol-
ME ,,Boze Cos PolAe". Zwr0-
cic nalezy uwage naszej miodzie-
zy, ably wszystkie przemowienia
&c sceny w ~przyszloSci byly nieco
glo5niejsze tenn bardziej, re gdy-
by kiedy$ wystepowano w sail OBJ
szerniejszej, g}osy byiyby stano-
wczo "a ciche. Rezyserem VIE
czorku by} p. J. Kamedulski, kto-
~ O lie Cd niego zalezaio wywi2-
zal sic re swego zadania dosko-
male.
Doch6d z wieczorku byl pre-
znaczony ma zakuPno o1tarza do
nowego koScio}a, ktory to Stowa-
rzyszenie zamierza kupiG.
Stowarzyszenie to, istniejac lat
20 PREY parafii pracowa}o wiele
ola jej dobra. Biorac ma uwa-
&c szlachetne cele i zaslugi sto-
warzyszenia, zyczymy mu z tel
ckazyi powodzenia, rozwoju wy
trwalo5ci w szlachetnej piracy, 4
przedewszystkiem doczekania
szczeSliwego srebrnego jubileu-
szu.
Kilka slow nagany MUSIC je-
szcze dodaG ola kilku mfokos6w,
ktorzy ma tenn wieczorku W tyl-
mel czeSci sail ME umieli, czy lie
chcieli sic spokojne i grzecznie
zachowac ale glupimi zartami i
kalasowaniem przeszkadzali pit
tlicznoSci, mySlac, re tenn dowo-
dza wielkiej madrosci; stalo sic
tym czasem przeciwnie...
Y.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
8
&sND

Krewnym j znajomym donosi-
simy to smutna wiadomoSG IL
najukochahszy ojciec nasz
S. =.
J0zef Kiclian
przez ni~eszczesliwy wypadek,
pozegnal sic z tym Swiatem, d.
lego grudnia, 1917 roku, -
przezywszy lat 81.
Pogrzeb odbedzie sic W Sro-
de, dnia 1890 bm., o godzinio
$50 rano, z kaplicy ~pogrzebo-
wei Makarskiego i Jeszka, 1121
Noble ul., do ko$ciola Sw. TrGj-
cy, a stamtad ma cmentarz $w.
Wojciecha.
Ma ten smutny obrzadek 4
praszamy ~wszysthich krewnych
i znaiomych, W ciezkim zalu
pogra2eni:
J6Zef Kielian, syn; Jan He
liam, brat; Wiktorya 1 Anna
Zaja, s~zwagierki.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
PRACA.

POTRZEBA doswiadczonych dziew.
czat do szycia fartuch6w. 1915 w.
Division ul. Is
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
NOTATKI
OSOBlSTE | TOWARZYSKIE.

Dowiadujemy sic z miarodajnych
zrodel, re z wydziaiu medycznego
znanego Uniwersytetu i'm. Loyoli,
prowadzonego przez Xxx. Jezuitow,
zostai ostatnto usuniety przez lat
kilka wykaadajacy tam dr.. Kazimierz
Zurawski, oslawiony ,,Koniowiec"
wielokrotnie skompromitowany swe-
mi pro-austryackimi wystapienia-
mi. z uzhaniem ola wzmianko--
wanej szKoly notujemy....
q q q
Grono przyjaci6i urzadz,lo wczo-.
raj niespodzianke p. Pawiowi Dry
malskiemu, prezesowi firmy hurtow-
nej ~sprzeda4y wegla The Polonia
Coal Co" w upominku prezesowi
najwiekszej polskiej firmy hurtow-
mel ~sprzedazy wegla podarowano...
tone wegla".
Biesiada odbyla sic W rezydencyi
pp. Drzymalskicl, pod mr.. 2124 Cor
tez I'll. Obecni byli pp.: Jan s. Ko-
nopa, adwokat F. j. Janiszewski, w.
Stanczewski, Felix's Szatkowski, ad-
wokat A. j. Urbanski, B. Drzymalski,
E. Kipkowski, j. Szweda /.
. g q
Przekaz ma S6.13 cd w}adz z de-
partamentu marynarki bilans ma
grody jemu nale4nej Jake czionkowi
zaiogi okretu Kansas, "a celne stree
LAME original dwudz!esto-letni An
toni Mazankowski, syn PIP. Walen-
tego 1 Stanislawy Mazankowskich,
zam. pnr. 1858 No. Leavitt ul., ma
Maryanowie. Antoni wstapii do mary
narki Stanow Zjednoczonych W czer-
wcu roku 1913 1 sluzyl do Sligo CRU
dnia roku 1916. Uprzednio Antoni
otrzymal $4,000 nagrody.
q q .
w czwartek, o,godzinie gel rano,
do Camp Logan, Houston, Tex, wy
jezd3a J6zef Jagia, syn PIP. Franc!sZ-
ka | Teofili JGgia, Fam. pnr. 1865,
W. Belmont ave-, ma Wac}awowie.
Jozef kilka dni temu zapisa} sic do
wojska Stan6w Zjednoczonych jake
ochotnik; przyjety zostaf do korpu-
su pionerow.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

- Oddzial sw. Cecylii mr.. go NJ. P.
odbedzie p%rzedroczne p~osiedzenie dzi
siaj o godz. Smej wieczorem, W hall
mr.. 8. ObecnosG wszsytkich pozadana
be bedzie wyb6r novel administracyi
"a rok przysziy. - Konstancya Gee
FaIa, pref; Zofia Glabas, sekr. prot.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
Y MlRYANOWA.

- Oddzial Sw. Antoniego mr.. 50
Macierzy PoIskiej odbedzie przedro-
CINE posiedzenie dis wieczorem. o
codz. 7:SO W sail zwyklych pOsie--
dzen. Wszyscy czionkowie So prose-
nj O przybycie, DO bedzie wyb0r adj
ministracyi ma rok 1918.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

BOCHNIAK -
1915 w. 43-cia Utica.
WOJTKOWSKI -
1924 S. Ashland ave.
CICHOWLAZ -
4612 So. Lincoln utica,
KRUPOWICZ
1718 ". 4S-ma utica
M~IIELZYNSKI -
1714 w. 48-na Utica.
ERADEL-
1718 w. alma utica.
STREJSMAN -
1900 LOOMS utica.
LOPACINSKI
1859 Gross ave.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

POTRZEBA doswiadczonych Nasty
niarek Tub m%aszyniarZy PREY SPECIAL
nvch spodiach. ]. w. N. Pants Mfg.
On. 135O-52 w. Ohio ul. 10
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

1918, dnia 1890 grudnia, o godz.
1880 wieczOrem, W hall zwyklych
~posiedzen. Zarazem kazda siostra po-
Wilma bye obecna i p~rzynieSC re So
la hs.2:eczke kwitowa 90 oETal!.
ku. podatki musza bye uiszczone. -
+. Chudzihska, PREF; A. Polek, sekr.
prot, 224S Southport ave.
wv nastepulacych mleJscacn
ma Town of Lake MONA otrzy'
mac ,,Dziennik Chicagoski":
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

Yrsw1e kAGdy polSki agent reAl-
soSciowy oglasZa sic W DZlENNlkU
CHlCAGQSK1M DO niejednokrotna
przskonai sic. - IL nAjlepist ma
"A anlA0
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18
PRACA.
POTRZEBA DOBREGO CHLOPAkA
ZGLOSIC sac DO ADM. DLIENNl-
IA CHICAGOSKIEGO.

pOTRZEBA wyko6czarek / do robienia
kieszeni PREY spOdniach. l546 Emma III.
OStatniG pigtro. 10
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1917-12-18

Wszystkim krewnym i Znajo-
mym donosimy te smutna via
domo$G IL najukochahsza iona
moja i matka nasza
S. p.
Anna CUdek :.
czlonkini Tow. Wawei gr. 1890
Z. n. P. pc dlugiej i cie2k:ej cho
robie, poaegna}a sic z tym Swia-
TEN, o]TatrzonG sw. Sakramen-
tami, dnia 1890 grudnia, 1917
r., o nodzinie 12tei W nocy, -
przeiywszy lat %.
PogTzeb odbedzie sic W Sro-
de, dnia 1890 grudnia, o gOdzi-
ME 9tej rano. z domu zaloby, p.
nr. 445S S. Ashland ave-, do
koSciola NajslodsZego Serca Je-
zUsa, a stGmtad ma cmentarZ
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Pahskiego.
Ma ten smutny obrzqdek "a
praszamy wszystkich krewnych
I znajomych, W ciezkim zalu
pogra&eni:
Jan Cudek, MAJ; JGZcfa | Ia
dcusz, dzieci; Stanis!aw 1 We
ronika WalaDCik, rodzice; IA
tarzyna, FranCiszka, Wiktorya,
Xofia | Stauislawa Walancik,
siostry; J6zcf Walancik, brat;
wTaz z Gala familia. Is
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Words and Actions.

1t is regrettable that the president,
following his Endorsement of the prin-
ciple of taking all pos,lhasters out OF
politics and placing these positions I'M
der the civil service law, should have
weakened that recommendation by per
hitting the removal of the postmaster
at New York city. whose record was a
conspicuous example of promotion for
merit and efficiency in service. The
painful impression caused by this re-
moval is heightened by the political
nature of the new appointment, con-
gresham favored by Tammany, who
was defeated at the last election, and
who, while a reputable business man.
has had no experience or qualifications
for postal administration.
How much stronger would the presi-
dents advocacy of taking the post Of
fees out of politics have been had he
resisted the political demand for Civ
ing the New York office TO a "ceserv-
ing Democratic" The New York change
will be an encouragement TO every con-
gressiOnal job dispenser TO oppose the
placing Of the postmasters in the class
flied service.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
The Only Way,

Bishop Tyree said, ironically, of SUM-
day golf, in Nashville:
"The only way for the church to
combat Sunday golf would be, sup
pose, to make the pews as comfortable
as the old elghteenth-century squire's
used to be.
'The squire's big, square pew used
to be curtained off, you know, and fur
nished like parlor. 1t had a separate
fireplace in it, and If the sermon was
too long, the squire would poke the
fire impatiently as a hint for the
preacher to stop.
''Some squires had liveried nlenlal
TO serve wine and cake half way
through the sermon, and also to bring
them their mail and newspapers, which
they would read during the discourse.
"Once an unusually luxurious
squire's pew was shown to the famous
Wilberforce, and the squire asked him
gleefully If he could suggest any i'm
provement or addition.
"'Only one, said Bishop Wilber-
force, dryly, "a card table,"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
IS PARTISAN BODY
PRESIDENT UNFAIR IN sELEc-
TON OF TARIFF BOARD.
BY No Stress of Imagination Can the
Commission Be Said to Repre-
sent the American People
as Whole.

President Wilson's idea of a tariff
board competent to put the tariff on
business basis, using scientific meth
DDS and rising above partisanship, Is
TO make the board almost altogether
for free trade, in various forms and de-
grees, and give it almost entirely to the
Democratic party and independents
who certainly are not Republicans. The
six nominees of the president are
elassed politically as two Democrats,
two Progressives, of the type that still
stand for third party virtually as
sisting the Democrats, one independent
and one progressive Republican. Not
one member Of the board belongs to
the element of the Republican party
which has positively and in the main
successfully antagonlzed the tariff pol.
fey of Mr.. Wilson's party.
The board has been carefully hand
picked, of course, to advance the plans
and strengthen the campaign position
of the Democratic party. 1t is COM
posed of two men from tie South, three
from the West, beyond the Missouri
river, and one, Harvard college pro-
fessOr, to speak for the great Industrial
and commercial states east of Kansas
and north of Mason and DiXons line,
which contain more than half OF the
population of the country and much
larger proportion of its business ana
productive power. 1t is necessarily one
sided in the most extreme sense and II
cannot fairly represent the American
people as whole.
All of which is precisely what might
have been foretold and is exactly what
was to have been expected, in the light
of previous illustrations of similar
partisan bias and sectional feeling IN
the national administration.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE:
If cross, feverish, constipated,
give California Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply win not
take the time from play TO empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue. mother! If coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad. restless, doesn't eat
heartily. full of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonfuI of California Syrup of
Figs" then don't worry. because it is
perfectly harmless, and in q few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. 1t should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies. children Of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
What Was Done?

Congress came together three-quar-
ters of year ago, all for prepared
ness and resolved to save the nation.
The military and naval committees of
the two houses held hearings of I'M
paralleled extent, filling thousands of
pages of testimony. Preparedness con-
crosses sat in the city of Washington
TO bring moral support to the con-
gress-some would call it moral coer-
cion. Speeches long and vehement
were delivered beneath the dome of
the capitol. The result. In the house of
representatives, was Wharf.-The pas
sage of the Hay bill, the only practical
consequence of which, so far as can
be seen, was 10 provide, by unwar-
rantabIe legislative action, a job In
the army for Hays friend, Judge Car
son of the Philippines and TO make Mr..
Hay himself judge of the court Of
claims of the United States.-Henry
Breckenridge. in Forum.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
They Are Modern Ephralms.

The faulty of Democratic fiscal poll
cies is something wonderful. They
cling to free trade as Ephraim of old
did TO his idols. They recommend a
tariff on rubber and coffee. and include
wool in their program. This is not
the right way to do it. We produce
no coffee in the United States. and
therefore 1t will do the country no good
in the way of protection to tax this
commodity of almost universal con-
sumption, but it will impoverish the
people by an additional price added
to their breakfast beverage.
The South has become great manu-
featuring district and will be benefited
as much by protection as Massachu-
sets or Pennsylvania. Now is the
time for this Democratic Ephraim to
cut himself loose from the worship of
fiscal idols and return to the true
American policy.-Los Angeles Times.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
VOTERS OPPOSED TO WAR
Majority at Monroe and sheboygan
Against Declaration "Under
Existing Circumstances"

Monroe-Monroe, by a proportion Of
more than 10 to /. voted against a
declaration of war at the election here
on Tuesday. One thousand forty-nine
ballots were cast against a declara-
ton under evisting circumstances"
and ninety-six favored aggressive ac-
ton by the United States. Nine hun
dred ffty-four opposed any action by
congress.
observation-disclosures, one of the
first cities in the United States to vote
publicly on the question of the United
States entering the European war, on
Tuesday voted negatively. OF slight
ly less than ten thousand registered
voters, AIT cast ballots. Seventeen
voted in favor of this country entering
the war.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
LIKELY to Be short.Llved.

While the war lasts there is no need
Of a tariff framed with the purpose of
protecting American Industrial work.
ers from the low-wage competition OF
Europe and Asia But when the war
ends this country win promptly swing
back TO a protective tariff. 1t is a
long-lived tariff commission-Taussig
STAYS twelve years. Roper ten years
ana Lewis eight years. In less than
10 II years, or at the end Of four years,
the commission win be likely TO pass
70 innocuous desuetude.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
colomhla,s Claims Not Valid

Colombia has no stronger claim on
this government for an indemnity be-
cause of the Panama canal than has
Iceland. Its highest claim before the
Panama revolt was S15,000,OOO. Time
and an anti-Roosevelt administration
have caused the alert Statesmen" OF
Colombia TO raise the ante. Instead of
frantically meeting that raise. the
course for this government to pursue
is to ignore the whole matter. The
president. however. is taking It as a
personal affront that he cannot have
his own way.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
BERLIN PUTS BLAME ON U. S.
Germany Will not Declare Hostilities
Nor Modest American Residents,
Says Cable Dispatch.

Berlin. April 4.-Ofcials here on
Wednesday said they could not see
any reason for Americas adopting a
hostile attitude toward Germany. They
protested that responsibility must rest
with the United States and that it does
not lie with Germany.
In the meantime, 1t was asserted
Germany will treat Americans still re-
naming in Germany just the same as
heretofore. 1t is said that Germany
will not declare war. nor take any
step TO wage war against the United
States.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

neuralgia, cramps
in my muscles,
pressure or sharp
pain on the top of
my head, and nerv-
Gus dizzy spells. Z
had other symp-
toms showing my
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

born in Switzerland Of Swiss German
parents. Senator Lodge sent his an
tagonist to the floor with a blow TO
the jaw. and while the office force WAS
clearing away the other pacifsts a
young man in the eorridore pummeled
Bannwart vigorously before turning
him over for a beating at the hands
of David B. Herman. a half grown tele-
graph messenger. Then the capitol
police appeared and Bannwart. very
bloody. was locked up charged with
assault. Later he was released on
$1,000 cash bail.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

States army men. admit this nation
has the best harbor mine type In the
world.
The coast artillery corps and the
corps of engineers have the mine
fields all completed save the last
detail. the actual laying Of the mines
The big spheres are now stored here
by the hundreds.
The mine fields are of Sandy Hook
the outpost Of the more frequently
used Southe- gate &c the ydty-and
OF Sands Point. the northern entrance
by way Of Long Island Sound.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
MINES TO PROTECT NEW YORK
al Possible Precautions Being Taken
to Protect the Great Metropolis
and Its Harbor.

New York. April 5.-Two enormous
mine fields viii assist in protecting the
port of New York in the event Of war
with Germany.
They are said to be the most elabo-
rate and intricate mine fields 3 ma
ton has ever devised. Foreign MILL
tary experts, II Ia said oy United
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

The Hague, April 4.-Germany re
ceives the news OF President Wilson's
address with the deepest chagrin. e"
foreign officials formally stated TO cor
respondents on Wednesday, according
to Berlin dispatches. German govern
ment leaders added. It was said. that
Americans could remain unmolested
in Germany as long as Germans were
unmolested in America.
May /.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

Rev. ". Il. Warner kidneys were at
fault, so 1 took Dodd's Kidney Pills.
They were the means of saving my life.
/ write to say that your medicine re-
stored me to perfect health" DoDD'S
KIDNEY PILLS, SOC box, any store.
Dodd's Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. w.
Adv,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

II Think" she said, "that he has de-
ceived US all. don't think he is any.
thing more than a clerk"
''WhyT
Because right in the middle of a
proposal last night his mind wandered,
and he said: You could wear size
smaller without any trouble at ALL
Everybody's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11

Grandma was making her first visit
to the city. She loved music and was
enjoying the popular musical play OF
the season Watching the graceful
couple in a daring waltz, she whisp-
cred to her hostess: "That'u be a
match all right"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Guards Get Medals.

Neenah-Capt. B. L. Smith. Lieut..
Fred Peterson. Sergt. Fred Herrick
and Private Al Hansen. all members
of Company l. First Wisconsin infan-
try, have been awarded long service
medals for over fifteen years OF seT-
ice in the guard.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
SENATOR LODGE HAS FIST
FIGHT WITH PEACE CALLER

Washington-A sensational incident
at the opening of congress followed
a cap at the Office OF Senator Lodge
by a pacifist group from his state.
The senator was called to his door To
lear the arguments of the visitors.
There were harsh words and then
blows were exchanged between the
senator-ager 67--and Alexander w.
Bannwart, SO years old. Of Dorchester.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Serving a Purpose

Doesn't it make you indignant for
that man next door to come out and
shout at your boys for disturbing
him7" ut used to-" replied the placid
woman, but it doesn't any more. You
have no idea how it amuses the chill
dren."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
EIope In a Box Car.

La Crosse - William Parker, aged
q years, said to have a wife and two
children in Peoria, ILL.,. and Grace
Sturgis. 81 years old, also married.
were taken out of a box car here.
Parker was sentenced to Jail
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Duluth Gusts All Saloons.

Returns from 40 out of 40
districts here give prohibition a ma
jority of slightly more than 1000
votes. Dry forces claim victory by
1900 majority.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
pardeeviIIe eIeets Republican.

Pardeeville - NJ. W. Edwards, Re
publican. was elected mayor here last
Tuesday. The city voted 10 remain
dry by SIS majority vote.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Comparative misfortunes.

I'VE certainly do have trouble. This
year we had double pneumonia in the
family"
That's nothing. We had twins In
ours"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Ruling Spirit s,ronc.

THAT reformed yegg is true 20 hts
instinct at any rate" How sof-
Why, now he's trying to break into
society.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Suspicious Man.

If man could be aroused as easily
as bis suspicious are. there would't
be much Of demand for alarm clocks.
--Atchinson Globe.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
An Instance

Like does not always produce like.~
How can you say so?'
Don't loose methods produce tighs
fix?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1917-04-11
Easy.

British Visitor-Why do people
turn to the right in this blooming coun-
try?
Native-So they won't get left.