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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

] believs that under the circumstances
You had better wait q while. and per-
haps in few years you will be IN
position to support ( wife. and also
your mother. and IL the girl really
loves You she will wait. think you
arc rather young, anyway. to be think
ing of marriage.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Dear Miss Genn: I am Q girl Of 70 7
have been married once and I have a baby
girl 10 months old. l an divorced from
my husband. and l am going with . young
man % years old. He tells me he loves ms
very much. He belongs to Uncle Sam. I
make my homo with my mother and stop
father, and my stepfather curses me every
time I 60 with this young man, and my
friends advise me to work out and make
my own liying-E. o. Il.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

An argument Is mighty queer,
On this you can depend.
For, tho 1t always has two Sides
1t never has an end.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Rippting Rhymes

By WALT MASON


The generals I rouudly scold, ! criticiso
'o soldiers bold, who now conduct tho
fray; IN. kaiser would De promptly canned
II | were only IN con mnnd, aud running
'hngs my way, ! st around the corner,
store, win languid cr0nics half score.
who smoke their long clay pipes; ! hwipo
the rrocer's priceless cheese. gnd say tho
scrap across the seas is giving me tho
.ripes. Anl when | pause TO take rost,
some other jay pulls down his vest. aud
talks IN Kindred strain he hits the gro
GERS dcmijohn, and says tho way He war
goes IN is giving him II pain. When be
subsidies another skate eSpiains thnt Eafg 5
featherwcight failure and repeat; he
takes bite Of bonelcsS cod and says that
lnlled up scrap abroad is giving him cold
t,et II you would find the gifted wight
on whom NapOleon's mantle might moSi
f'tingly descend. u YOU Caesar would
d,scry. don't cast your keen inquiring eye
whore modern arm.es wend don't waste ,
scrutinizing glance upon the riven fields OF
France, ali red and daLp with gore, hyoi
the battles din and rcck-for you WIN
lind the man you seek in any village store,
lie sits ard talks from sun 10 sun and
says he wishes he might run that scrap
across the pond MS fount Of longuage ne er
runs dry until some i'llOw asks him why
he has not bought bond.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Mr.. Lloyd Georges position would
he much less secure If there were ury
A No. candidates in line for the
lob
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

-, According to the evidence there is
TOO much spread between the cost OF
milk from the COW and the cost OF the
milk from the can.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Yes, providing you know the young
nan vary well and know him TO bs
all right and your parents approve Of
your going with him.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Rather Prcmnturo.

Madge-She and her fiance are
uuarrelmg all the time
Marjorie-Yes. isn't 1t dreadful!
Why don't they wait until they're
married?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Dear Miss Glenn: / am boy of 20
years and am in love with . girl haven :
seen for three years. She wants 10 got
married Christmas, but l am my mother .
only support, and she objects TO my marry
ing. Please advise what to do
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Dear Miss Glenn: Can o girl Of 10 At
tend theaters and other places OF amusc
ment with young man. with all propriety
-BertlA
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Nonresistnnce never secures i'm
munity from attack. There Is tho
Russian army for example.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Russia Is affording an excellent eN-
ample Of what group OF 'pacifists'
can do IL let alone.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Ask Him. Of Couraa.

Dear Miss Gl,un: ! have been reading
your advice to. young people for quite
while and would Ike to ask yOs somo ques'
tions l ar going to have party soon
and want to ask a boy ] know. but | have
never been introduced to him. He speaks
to me and lifts his hat whom we meet. and
seems to bo q nice boy Ny father knows
his father nnl likes him. DO you think it
would be proper for me to invite him =
Toots
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

louder than words; that our utmost
endeavors should be put forth to
make our faith a living reality and
our hope an accomplished fact. Let
us make Thanksgiving day to pledge
ourselves anew to the full accomplish
ment of our part in making the world
safe for democracy and blasting the
unholy designs of blasphemous and
arrogant false prophet.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The Plave will now In its small way
attempt to grab little OF the glory
mouopolized by the Marne.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
SUN GRINS
The Origin.
BY d. B. HAMILTON.

An Indian, hang had the restrlc'
tions removed. offered for sale MS az
lotment OF 160 acres OF pure Okla,
homa The person who was Interested
i'm buying inquired as to an abstract
OF title to the land.
whats abstract?" inquired tho
Indian.
Paper showing who first owned
the land and so on" was the reply.
"Where did you get this land? ?'
where It come from?" repeated
the Indian. From Teddy Roosevelt
and God"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

or course Ny this time YOU have got
clearly In mind the distinction be
tween maXimalist bolsheviN and
taNarish.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

There is n wide field for the form
ing of resolutions without waiting for
New Years day.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

"Can Alice take theShigh CT
Not without knocking off some OF
-he bars"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Next havin' boy in tn army
ther haint nothn' that brings tn war
home L YOU like buyln' pair o
shoes. Tell Blinkley talks some o.
openin' a store so he kin tack tn in
creased cost o. Twin on III other fell
ler.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The chief trouble with tEc news out
OF Russia is the uncer;a ~ as to
which contradictory ca''r ." p is th'
Iate.@
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Militarily speaking the north Is
also in the saddle.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Us Four and No More.

WANTED-Lady housekeeper VIII!
can also do milking for family Of
four.-Ad in Tulsa Democrat
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Is That So!

He sings: 81 would not live alway"
Does Oswald Christopher McTope;
And yet he spends five bucks a day
For patent medicine and dope.
Luke McLuke.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Keyrect!

Paw, may l ask one moro ques-
tion7"
"Yes. son; only one more"
What Is unrequited affection 2"
IT'S where q candidate kisses all
the babies in the county and then is
defeated. Now shut up. l want to
read"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
It's Conditional,

Yes, Toots, ask him to the party.
It's all right under tho circumstances.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

ore situation in which 100 per cent
lcge exists is a the periodical hallors
. S2i 'c railroad trainmen on the
s.t.ne Issux
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Kerensky's job seems to be increas-
ing in size as the days go by.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Wonderful!

Oldbach 1T takes ten thousand
cows a year to make shoes for our
soldier boys"
Citygirl: "Oh. isn't 1t just wonderful
what some animals can be trained 10
dol"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

A minister having attended confer.
ence three or four days in Tulsa, and
being engaged in the matter Of writing
q letter to his wife at home. wrote In
part as follows: "' and do you
know, my dear. l do so wish had
made visit here before l Joined the
church."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
The Missing Link,

Nobody seems to be overdressed
nowadays, except tamales.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
MARTR4M'
TN @CONDUC7ED-BYCD "a
T2QJE GLEIZ7T


Sixtoen Is VLiabIo.
Doar Miss Glenn: i am . young man
Of II and lika girl Of 10 very much.
When / was Il home the used to be nics
10 me, but showed favoritism when other
boys meet us. ! corrosponded with her and
wond-r II she cares anything about ne.
Please tell me how / can find out.-deorge
A girl OF 10 should show fayoritism.
George She shouldn't have one
''ideal" at all. And II you want to
win out with the girl finally you must
be a good sport about 1t ana take yonr
chances along with the rost Of the boys.
You couldn't think Of marrying her.
could you7 i don't know any boys Of
II nho arc earning enough money 20
support a wife. or who are old enough
to use good Judgment in the selection
OF lifelong con,rade. So please,
George. learn TO be patient and not
Jealous.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

A traveller was leaning out the
coach window eating q sandwich
which he had bought from boy out
side. He gazed across the beautiful
valley and exclaimed Isn't this
magnificent"
mo. SIR" said the boy; Its ham
sandwich"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

"The consecrated cross I'd bear
Till death should set me free,
He sings. and tho he's not crosseyed
Yet growing bear Is he.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Not long untn Christmas now.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Dear Ham: l have great trouble
with my husbands idiosyncrasies.
What should / do to get along with
VI EN- ?-F. r. T.
Ans: Suggest in some way to them
that visiting turn about is proper and
then you not go your turn. Maybe
then they will catch on and stay away,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Some men wait until they are dead
to wear headstone on top Of them.
Others carry one around all their
lives.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

AS a general thing you can como
nearer getting the desired fhforpa-
ton from the person who hasn't
much to say.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The young lady across the way says
that one Of the other OF the old parties
usually wins an election but she sees
ty the papers that the confusion move
mont in New York city promises very
we'll this year.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Safety First now includes wearing
a Liberty bond button to prevent be-
ing shot for an l. w. w.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Conservation.

There once was a soldier named Bopp'
Said as they went over the top.
"Runw low there, Bill Britts.
For you owe me two-bits.
So don't do a flippity-flop."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

.Washinrton Hooks has heard
through a fashion book that the wo-
men have got ashamed and are &C.
ing to pat on long dresses again But
its ,Co late now.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

II am Soldier OF tne crOSS,
He sings, and 1t goes down
His wife and children know he Is
. The crossest man in town.
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

He: What are you sore at Briggs
about?"
She: "He said I dressed pavonine."
He: What did he mean7"
She: II don't know. But got mad
anyway so could forgive him II he
meant we'll"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25
Our Extra Special. .

The hallbut is q thin, flat fish which
'innards" sometimes on the right and
sometimes on the left side Of the fish.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

You might get the idea that dropsy
has broken out all over town. But not
so-it's only getting so dadgummed
cold nowadays that union suits Just
had to be pulled. on.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

They say there was once an elevator
boy who went one whole day without
hearing anybody say, There's always
room for one more All unreliable
statements begin with They Say.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Most women's idea Of heaven Is a
place where someone else does the
cooking and washes the Dishes
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Isn't 1t a good thing for some folks
that the county. assessor will not list
them for taxation on their own valua-
ton OF themselves
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

1t Is curious, but true, that white
horse always picks out a mudhole to
roll in.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

What has become of the elderly
gentleman who accepted gratuities-
because he was too stuck up to draw
wages?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

II nobody lost in contests, how could
there be winnersf
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

Rip Van Wrinkle slept twenty years
in a story. But even at that, some
June brides are just now waking up
from dreams to realize sad facts. -
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The main reason lots Of men won't
go to church IL because every time
they do they think somebody must
have put the preacher next to the de-
tails of some Of their meanness, since
he rings up 30 many bulrs-eyes.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-11-25

The Good Book tells of q man at.
whom folks pointed and said, AHA:
Aha" Probably he was physician
who had a severe sick spell Of his
very own
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

one of the incest little bank buildings in the county.
 Twelve months ago Chloride had no electric power: today it enjoys pos session of high-tension line of 4000 volts pressure that was built across the desert from the main line of the Santa Fe at Kingman.
 No section of the camp is without { light The Desert Power and Water company has thoroughly covered the field with it's pole line and wires and is just beginning work on it's new $12,000 office and transformer station. Twelve months ago Chloride did not boast newspaper. Today The Chlor- ; ide Herald is a yearling and enjoys the support and confidence of every
 person in the district. Twelve months ago Chloride got along very nicely without telephone exchange. It cannot do that today and need not because the Arizona.
 California and Nevada Telephone com
 pany has provided one of the most
 modern exchanges in existence.
 Chloride is fortunate in the posses
 sion of a branch line of the Santa Fe railroad, which insures q reasonable price on mining supplies for the mines, and food supplies for the humans, and
 9 comfortable means of ingress and exit
 An efficient telegraph service is maintained and the same rates are en- joyed as are in use on the main line
 of railway.
 The camp is plentifully supplied
 with movie theaters, there being three already in operation, and all playing
 to crowded houses It also has an adequate water system all put in dur ing the past twelve months In addition to the railroad several stage lines ply comfortable touring
 cars between here and Kingman. each line making at least one round trip daily.
 The health of the people in Chloride is bodyblow to the undertaken. It is boast that no man has died of natural causes in Chloride for many years, and this boasting, which is pop ularls believed believed to frequently accomplish a change of luck, still may be done with safety for no spot on earth is freer from sickness than this camp of two thousand souls.
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17
GRAND GULCH MINE
 SHIPS COPPER 0RE

Mohave county has a copper ship per that lines up well with some of the large shippers of the state, at least in the matter of values. This mine is the Grand Gulch, in the north part of the county. Returns have been receiv- ed from the last car shipped that gave
 value in copper of 3S.66 per cent and about $6 in gold and silver. The com
 pany is shipping about 250 tons monthly to the Salt Lake smelters, by way of St. Thomas and the Clark road.
 The Grand Gulch is one of the most peculiar copper dispositions in the United States. The ore was spewed up from the lime beds below, through
 capping of sandstone, or filled the benches in the open sandstone work to a depth of at least 400 feet. The
 theory of the Daily Miner editor that it came from below is due to the fact that the mass ran down the canyon a distance of two miles, from which many hundreds of tons of rich ore were scooped up in the early days of the property. Evidently the country was | covered with layers of sandstone and | it was through the strata between these layers that the carbonate flowed. | The company is shipping the lower
 grade ores to the shelter, the car av- i erages being above IA per cent copper. The last carload shipped netted the
 company over $6O00. Dividends of over $7000 were paid to stockholders in March
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

{. In less than another generation there will be a lot of good ragtime piano players and one-steppers in the poor house.
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17
Every Person a Member

Every person in camp is a member and every person believes himself a committee of one to see that every newcomer becomes a live and active member. Every member believes that it is his duty to attnd the meetings of the chamber and the result is packed house for every meeting.
 The camp is proud of it's chamber of commerce and justly so, for every man, woman and child in the camp feels it his privilege to at any time appear upon the floor, state his grievance and if it is a just one he can feel assured of the hearty support of the united chamber in remedying whatever may be wrong
 At this time Chloride has a popula- tion of about 2,000 persons. This num- Der is being swollen by daily arrivals and soon after the beginning of opera . tions by the custom mill it is believed the number of new arrivals will vastly increase,
 Twelve Months of Progress Twelve months ago Chloride had no l bank: today it has bank, housed i
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

A mule makes no headway while he is kicking. Neither does a man.
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

F. F. Steffy as early as last December set about to finance such a project.
 hWen he had settled his finances he began to put up a mill, and that mill will be treating ore by the 18th of the coming month. It's capacity will be
 practically $50 tons daily Of this total capacity loo tons will be reserved
 for the small property owner the
 leasers or the struggling prospecto-. As little as ten tons will be accepted for treatment in the miniature mill that has been constructed for this par ticular poor mans benefit, with the design of encouraging him into de- velOping additional tonnage that will naturally come to enrich the coffers of the custom milling plant. This works a double benefit and none will grudge either the millman or the man who is developing ore that he might contribute his share of ore to keep the mill busy Great good is expected to result from the operation of this Steffy Custom mill. It will mean greatly increased payroll and will put hundreds of thousands of dollars into circulation from ore that is now a part of the scenery.
 Camp Gains Confidence
 Chloride, by jealousy guarding it's reputation. and by showing no hesita- ton in publicly denouncing any who tried to hoist the standard of the wild cater or anyone who deliberately and persistently misstatej facts. las 9i- tained a peculiar place III ~e confi- dence of mining men and of investors. So wonderful are the ore showings and so vast the territory that the friends of the district have the utmost diff culty in being moderate enough not to excite the suspicion of the inquirer when stating fully the facts, which it must be admitted do at times severely tax the credulity of uninformed per sons.
 These matters are carefully handled, much to the honor of the people of the camp and to the dignity of the district. Today the name of Chloride stands for honest opinion and honest dealing and conspicuous absence of obnoxious wildcatters.
 Commerce Chamber Formed In order to be in d position to give official and trustworthy information, the leaders of thought and action or ganized a chamber of commerce. A
 publicity department is maintained from which is sent weekly news of
 the camps doings and particularly of it's mine development.
 To this chamber are directed thous-
 ands of letters of inquiry regarding mining properties. business opportuni- ties and covering a multitude of other subjects. All such letters are court eohsly and carefully answered and
 wherever possible the information sought is given.
 1 In the absence of q legislative body 1 for be it known that Chloride is not | incorporated, although steps are be- 1 ing taken to have that done, the cham 1 Der of commerce is the only body to
 which public questions may be brought There is a unity of action and thought ! in the deliberations of the chamber
 which take place every Monday night
 rain or shine, that exemplify the best
 that may be obtained in the workings and accomplishments of bodies of that 1 sort.
 l Every Person a Member
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

Henry J. Braun of Salt River Valley, who has just bought 60 acres, is building a new house, putting down well and is equipping his place for dairy ing. Frank Robinson of Mesa, bought 40 acres and upon his advice his son-in law, J. w. Cum ming bought 40 acres Burk L. Pinkerton, a prominent Phoenix dairyman, has bought 40 acres and is improving his property. J H. Jones, of Mesa, has bought 60 acres and is building fine home.
 Those who desire to ascertain the facts about Lit tie Chino Valley directly from these men, can write to any of them, addressing the letters to Jerome Junction. Ranchers of Salt River Valley do you realize that the best money making farming opportunity in America lies just north of you? Do you realize that Little Chino Valley ranchers will control the highest priced market in
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

PRICES: $25 per acre for land and $75 per share for water stock.
 TERMS: $25 per acre for cash or approved securities Balance over period of 10 years.
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

per cent milk. $40 means 6811a cents for butter fat? Gan you beat 1t? Do you realize that the Little Chino Valley rancler should grow 100 sacks of potatoes to the acre now selling at $5 per hun dred weight) and 10 sa eks of pink beans, worth at present prices $9 a sack? Do you know that we have only 800 more acres to sell-and when that is gone your opportunity to get into this IMMORTALITY HIGH PRICED MARKET will have passed? Further information and booklets can be obtained from our salesmen, Messrs. Wells and Hanson at our Phoenix office
Arizona republican., 1917-06-17

Twelve months ago Chloride had no bank: today it has a bank, housed in