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The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
MATHEMATICS.

Mathematics represent cold, hard facts" said the man who deals in fig ures..
 "I don't know," replied the citizen who was waiting for a suburban. car. Did you ever start with a couple of dozen eggs and see what an enormous poultry farm you could figure out as the result in q few vears?"
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
Cansler Aibrecht Wehs%sr
 C. A. & w. AUTO SERVICE
TEMPORARY SCHEDULE

Local Service-Speciai Trips Day
 or Night
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There in only one way to cure catarrhal deafness. and that is by constitutional remedy. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an tn- famed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube ta tnhamed you have rI.nShng sound or trn. perfect hearing. and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever. Many cases of deafness are caused by cata-rh which in an infiamed condition of the mucous sur faces. Halrs Catarrh Medicine acts thru the blood on the mucous surfaces Of the system
 We will give One Hundred Doliars for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by Halls Oatarrh Medicine. Cir. sulars free. All Drrggiots 76c
 F. '. CHENEY 7: CO. Toledo. O
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
THE REGULAR PROCESS.

"Some sneak thieves got in my house and stole my best rug" And then what?'
 "Ther they beat it."
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
al,dicafiOn

have done: that my abdication in your favor is for the very best inter- est of hell-in the future l am at your maiesty's service.
 "Affectionately and sincerely,
 'LUCIFER H. SATAN" !"
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23

DAILY SERVICE
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
A SUBSTITUTE.

This scene actually takes ones breath away"
 "Then it must be blessing to the men who go out between the acts..'
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23
ARIzONA& NEW MEXICO KY, co.
Effective July g, 1916 MAINTAIN TJNfE

Effective July g, 1916
 MOUNTAIN TIME. Northbound 6:30 AM Lv. Clifton Ar. $50 PM 7:12 AM Lv. Guthrie Lv. 3:04 PM S:04 AM Lv. Duncan Lv. 2:12 PM 9:20 AM Lv Lordsburg Lv. 1:00 PM 10.30 AM Ar Hachita Lv. 11:10 AM Southbound train connects with Southern Pacific Westbound train No l. leaving Lordsburg at 11:34 A. M.. al SO with Fl Paso & Southwestern Golden State Limited No. 4. for ths East. leaving Hachita at 10:35 .. m
 R. K MINSON,
 General Passenger Agent,
 Clifton. Arizona
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1917-11-23

"What is the best way to get some hard cash?"
 "Get hold of some soft thing"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-29
Saving the Youngster

Saving the Youngster
"oh, hubby, such an instructive
lecture. The gentleman told us that
what you eat, you become"
"Huh?"
What you eat, you become"
Take that all-day sucker away
from Tommy. -Courier-Journal.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-29
Creative Waste
(Oopyright.)

Ted-Pity the rain spoiled the game
today.
Ned-But you got a check, didn't
you?
Ted-Yes, but to get off had to
use the best excuse ever had in my
life.-Judge.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-29
Convenient Delivery

Customer - Send up twenty-five
cents worth of boiled ham.
Butcher-All right, sir. Anything
else?
Customer-Yes. II nv wife isn't
at home, tell the boy to put 1t through
the keyholel-Life.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-29
Perhaps

Fresh--Why is it that the leaves
turn red in the autumn?
Soph - They're blushing to think
how green they've been all summer.
The Franklin.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1917-06-29

A Prospective Mortgage
I'VE deny ourselves much. I am
saving to build a house"
rs your wife cheerful about ST"
"Oh, yes She thinks we're saving
for an automobile."-T Lamb.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
Clip This And Pin
 On Wife'S Dresser
Cincinnati Man Tells How to Shriyel Up Corns or Calluses So They
 Lift Off With Fingers.

Ouch This kind of rough talk will be heard less here in town if people troubled with eorns will follow the simple advice of this Cincinnati authority. who claims that few drops of drug called freezone when apph- ed to a tender, aching corn or harden ed eallus= stops soreness at once, and soon the=eorn= calIas dries up and lifts rightoff without pain.
 He says freezone dries immediately and never inflames even ritates the surrounding skin ]. small bottle of freezone will cost very little at any drug store, but will positively remove every hard or soft corn or calus from ones feet Millions of American wo- men will welcome this announcement since the inauguration of the high heels. + your druggist doesn't have freezone tell him to order small bot tle for you.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
SELIGMAN EXPECTING RICHES

A company composed of parties from Oklahoma, are leasing lands in the vicinity of Seligman.
 This is the third company to take leases there of certain clay lands which it is said contains gold, plati- mum and copper The other company is composed of persons from Mime apolis, Minn.
 The parties from Oklahoma have been testing the depth of the pay dirt. They hareZleased several hundred acres south of SeIgmaa.
 Reports have been circulated to the effect that machinery will soon be shipped there for the purpose of sep arat5ag the mineral from art but there is nothing definite regarding {.
 Seligman people arestill ia . quar- diary regarding this matter and hardly know what to think but everyone hopes that there may be even more riches than have ever been mentioned GassviHe=t Mol Democrat.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
MOUNTAIN HOME.

We are having some fine weather now.
 Ed Kellar and Sam Mayes made a business trip to Springdale Saturday
 A. ]. Cannon has been laid up with a mighty sore hand for two weeks. He had felon on his finger.
 Mr. and ,drs. Ike Vaughan Of White ner spent Saturday night and Sunday with Thomp Oxford and family.
 Mr. and Mrs. Will Walker returned last Wednesday from weeks visit with relatives near West Fork.
 We had a big spelling at the Noun tain Home school aou Ef.jeE nigEs There are iets of eo9d zpelieHz out here and there going e be another Friday night, October 26 Everybody welcome to come ana spell N.th them.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
HAS PET SNAKE FOR "MOUSER.'

MT. and Mrs. C. T. Dye have very unusual pet at the home at Camp Dye, at the Dye diggings near the mouth of Huzzah creek, three miles below Bellefonte.
 It is a big chicken snake, which makes it's home in the old building where the campers have been hold ing forth for several months. The snake has become as docile as Q cat, and makes his snakeship thoroughly at home about the premises, and is seldom guilty of anything that would be unbecoming any we'll behaved rep tie. The only mischief, 50 far that he has been eaught=in, according to the story Mrs. Dye told Us Saturday. is taking an occasional drink out of the water bucket and he is rather shy about that.
 Bob as he is affeetionately known in the house is a very valuable asset dS q H3buStI. N1IS. IJy t= =Sc =IIttN can hear him at all hours of the night leaping about the attic landing upon the unsuspeeting mice with much force. He seems to aim we'll as but one or#tWo squeaks are heard before all becomes serene after the battle. "
 Mrs. Dye declares that they are no snake eharmers out there, that Bob keeps his place and distance on most all occasions an dthat they have form ed no particular fondness for the rep tile except on account of his value as a catcher of mice Of course, Bob is not a bad looking ornament when he twines around a picture frame or the looking glass and rests his head on the top for a midday snooze.-Harri- son Headlight
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
Echoes From Rogers
Rogers Happenings Always Interest
 Our Readers.

After reading of so many people in our town who have been cured by Doan's Kidney Pills, the question nat uraly arises: s.Is this medicine equal ly successful in our neighboring towns ?" The generous statement of this Rogers resident leaves no room for doubt on this point.
 Mrs. A. J. Van Kirk, 200 ". Chest nut St, Rogers, Ark, says: T suffer ed from severe pains in the small of ny baek. Sometimes could hardly move or get up out of a chair. 1 felt worn out and could hardly work. had headaches and noticed specks be- fore my eyes..A cold always settled in my back and made me feel much worse. l took only one box of Doan' $ Kidney Pills and my back was strengthened so that=Iwas able to do all my work without the slightest pain All the=o =other. kidney ailments left me, too.
 Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't sim ply ask for kidney remedy-get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Van Kirk had Foster Milburn Go, Props, Buffalo, N Y.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
All you who have torpid liver. veal

All you who have torpid liver, weak digestion or constipated bowels look out for chills. The season is here and the air is full of the disease germs. The best thing to do is to get your liver in good condition and purify the stomach and bowels. HERBINE is the right remedy, 1t answers the pur- pose completely. Price soc Sold by J. R. Joyce Drug Go.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
Chronic COnstipatiOn

About two years ago whenI began using Chamberlain's Tablets l had been suffering for some time with stomach trouble and chronic consti- patton My condition improved rap idly through the use of these tablets. Since taking four or five bottles of them my health has been fine" writes Mrs. John Newton, Irving, N. |. Ob- tainable everywhere.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
Recommends Chamberlain's Cough
 RemedY.

Last winter I used 9 bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for g bad bronchial cough. felt its ben efcial effect immediately and before l had finished the bottle l was cured. I never tire of recommending this remedy to my friends, writes Mrs. William Bright, Ft Wayne, Ind. Ob- tainable everywhere.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

4 valuable dressing for flesh wounds, burns, sealds, old sores, rash, chafed kin, is BILLIARDS SNOW LINIMENT, it is both healing and antiseptic Price 25c, 5oc and $1oo per bottle Sold by !. R Joyce Drug Co.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum sets you crazy Can't bear the touch of your clothing Deans Oint- ment is fine for skin itching. All druggists sell it, soc, box
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
State af Ohio. City of Toledo,

State oE Ohio. City of Toledo,
 Lucas County, ss.
 Frank ] Cheney makes oath that ae k senior partner Of the zrm # F. j. Cheney < e9, doing business in tEe tg af Toledo. County and State afar . and that said firm viii pay tbe sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL LARS for each and every case of eatarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY
 Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence this 9th day Of Deeem- Der, 4. D., 1886. \. W. GLEASON. iSeall Notary Public Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally and acts through the blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the system Send for testimonials free
 F. J. CHENEY CO, Toledo, Ohio. Sold by all druggists, 75e.
 Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19
CONFERENCES
 SUPERIOR TO HOME
Men at Camp Receiving Best of Care
 and Attention.

Little Rock, Ark, Oct 15.-"All the comforts of home"
 This sounds well, but home won't again be what it was to nine out of every ten members of the national army undergoing training at Camp Pike. Home will have to perk up d bit to be as attractive as Is the camp. Home will have to take on a few frills for without slandering the home, seldom can one be found as or derly or as convenient and modern as is Camp Pike
 There are thousands of homes, mil lions of them in the south, that are more luxuriantly furnished than Camp Pike, but none can equal it for scien tific arrangement, or for more mod ern conveniences.
 With men drawn from all classes and producing whole that averages only the fourth grade in education, one finds hundreds of talented indl- viduals, and all have that ready ability to learn that is common to the Ameri- can people, yet this does not lessen the fact that Camp Pike is far above the average home in it's arrangement and that the men will enjoy more real comforts here.
 Are Kept Physically Fit.
 In what home does the man arise each morning and wash his teeth be- cause it is orders2 There are still many men who have not considered the care of the teeth Of especial im- portaaee. They are no longer aaz such at Camp Pike They all do this each morning and like it..
 In what home does a man have dental work done the minute it's nee- essary. They are few and far be- tween, yet at Camp Pike the very indication of decay puts the man in the dentists chair Dental examine tions are frequent, and dentists at the camp are chosen from the best of civilian dentists who have entered the war service The nose, ear and throat are watched as carefully as the teeth, and regular eye examina= tions are also held Few civilians can afford to be treated by the spe- cialists who are in Uncle Sans serv- ice at Camp Pike, but the army boy gets 1t along with his three square meals a day.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Don't use harsh physics. The re- action weakens the bowels, leads to chronic constipation. Get Doan's Reg ulets They operate easily. 25c at all stores.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Tickling in the throat, hoarsness, loss of voice, indicate the need of BILLIARDS HOREHOUD SYRUP. It eases the lungs, quiets the cough and restores health in the bronchial tubes. Prices 25c, 50c and $f0o per bottle. Sold by J. R. Joyce Drug Co
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Many an untimely grave has been filled by the emptying of the wrong bottle.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Women seldom or never admire the life work of Father Time.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. The wise young man goes home early.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

When a man has good job he should take out fire insurance pol icy.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

For any pain, burns. scald or bruise, apply pr. Thomas Eclectic Oil-the household remedy, Two szes, 25c and 50e at all drug store.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

When the chest feels on fire and the throat burns. you have indigestion and you need HERBINE to get rid of the disagreeable feeling It drives out badly digested food, strengthens the stomach and purlfes the bowels. Price soc Sold by J. R. Joyce Drug Go.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

If your child starts in it's sleep, grinds it's teeth while sleeping, picks at the nose, has bad breath, tickle appetite, pale complexion, and dark rings under the eyes; it has worms; and as long as they remain in the in testines, that child will be sIekly. WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE clears out the worms, strengthens the stomach and bowels and puts the lit- tie one on the road to health and cheerfulness. Price De per bottle Sold by j. R Joyce Drug Co.,.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

It takes more than an eye-opener to make the toper see the error of his ways.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

The romance of spinster is apt to be one sided
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Rather than make a scene the bride promises to obey.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Can't look 0ei, eat well or feel well With Impure blood keep #he blood pure Fit5 BQfioek Bltears. Eat simply, take exercise, keep clean and good hea6h pretty sure to follow. SI00 a bottle.
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Ne can die only once-much to the regret of the undertakevs
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Speech that k too floUerv should be nipped n the bud
The Springdale news., 1917-10-19

Blunt language is eftea Hsed 1n making sharp retarts.
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29
WASHINGTON TRIBUTE
in ENVOY PILGRIMAGE
First Official Honor to Father" ol
Country to Be Paid by Britons.

One of the most magnificent tributes
ever paid to George Washington was
given yesterday by Emile Hovelacque.
French minister OF public instruction, on
the eve of the French and British pill
grimage TO the great Americans grave
at Mount Vernon.
Napoleon" said NJ. Hovelacque,
might have been Washington; as 1t
was he was only Napoleon.
mo other American" he said. lis so
near the hearts of the French people as
your Washington. He represented all
that France holds most dear. No other
man so incarnates the sacrifice, the re-
sistanco against tyranny. the love OF lib
erty and freedom as does Washington.
His name Is familiar to every French
peasant.
i'It was our intention when we came
20 America to visit his grave at Mount
Vernon and to deposit there the bronze
palm before coming on to the Capital
that bears his name to see President Will
son.
To-day the French nation will pay a
personal tribute to the immortal hero. II
will be no more hat-raislng, polite cere-
mony. 1t will be a personal tribute
straight from the heart OF the French ma
ton. The knowledge that Marshal Joffre
and NJ. Viviani met and clasped hands
over the grave of Washington will mean
much to the French people.
The entire french and British missions
will be guests today on the Presidential
yacht Mayflower on the trip down the
Potomac. Secretary OF the Navy Daniels
Will be host NJ Viviani and Marshal
Jofrre both will pay their respects to
Washington in addresses.
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29
U.S.. CONSCRIPTION ARMY
To use BRITISH rifle
English and American Officers Decide
to Standardize Small Arms.

The second conscript army is to be
armed with the Enfield rife, which is
used by the British army. This has been
decided upon, it was learned at the War
Department last night, because Ameri-
can factories, which have been making
Enfield rifles for the British government,
can turn out from 10000 to $500 a day,
while the output of Springfield rifles is
only 1900 daily.
The Enfield rifles manufactured for
the United States army, however, are to
be re-chambered so that they will be
able to use the same cartridges as used
in the Springfield. In this war there
will be no necessity to have two varieties
Of ammunition, although two different
types of rifles are used.
For similar reasons the War Depart
ment is considering the use Of two types
of 6-inch howitZers, which are used in
the European armies. The department
at present has more than 100000 rifles
which have passed inspection. The deci-
sion to use the Enfield type means merely
that the government is looking forward
to the armIng Of the second conscrip-
ton army.
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29

TILT ENDS in echo
Dirty Dog" Designation Expunged,
though Sting Of Charse Remains.

There were only echoes to be heard
last night of the verbal tilt between
Charles L. Pillsbury. the Public Utilities
Commissions valuation expert, and John
S. Barbour, counsel for the Washington
Railway and Electric Co, yesterday,
in which Pilsbury called certain un-
named company officers dirty dogs"
The clash came when Pillsbury
charged, during yesterdays w. r. & F.
Co. valuation proceedings, in the District
Building, that officers OF the company
had failed to cooperate with the Dis
trict officials and then had denied such
failure on their part.
Il think the company that will take
that position and then go back on it
as you know and as the officials of the
company know-is a dirty dog"
Barbour demanded that Pillsbury show
that the attorney knew of this alleged
attitude, but Pillsbury didn't press his
point further and later asked that the
remark be expunged from the official rec
ord.
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29
NO ARMY SUBSTITUTES,
urges SPEAKER CLARK
Lot of Old Skunkers" Want Boys TO
Do EiQhtinq. He Saws.

A fiery speech in favor OF an amend
ment prohibiting any person drafted un-
der the army bill from employing sub
stitute or buying out OF service was
made in the House late today by Speaker
Champ Clark.
II have opposed conscription, but II
we are to have It. let it be the right
sort. I am opposed to a war where the
rich mans son can buy his way out
and let the poor boys do the fighting
II was done under the bounty ssytem
in the Civil War am opposed to
'selective' conscription." The word Sc
lective' puts a premium on favoritism.
or bribery and corruption.
Clark said a "lot of old skunkers' who
thought only boys of 10 to % would do
the fighting. had been bombarding Con-
gress with kilograms.
Il know every man who Is wiring me
from my district" he shouted. land
can take a double-barreIled shotgun and
run most of these conscription shouters
out of the State.
Preserve this army from scandal;
adopt the amendment proposed by Rep
resentative Hayden, of Arizona, against
substitutes"
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29
MUCH MALIGNED ]. D.
EULOGIzED BY SUNDAY
Evangelist Names Oil King "Noblest
Christian of Day."
(By the INTERNATIONAL News Service.

(By the International News Seryice.D }
New York, April 2s:-John D. Rock.
efeller, maligned by muckrackers as
the poor mans enemy, was tonight
eulogized as one of the noblest Chris
tians OF the day. Billy Sunday so
classed the "Oil King" While the
evangelist was shouting out warm
praise for the richest man in America
John D. Rockefeller. jr., sat near by
and listened to the remarks, but be-
trayed no sign of his feelings
Then Sunday branched off into a
call to arms on behalf OF the Stars
and Stripes and the Kingdom of God.
He answered those who had pointed
to the world-war as proof positive
that Christianity had failed to stand
the test; that barbarism wrecked II;
that the Golden Rule is less powerful
than the creed of hate.
This war doesn't prove that Chris
tianity is a failure" he roared. but
It does prove the failure of a civili-
zation that is not based on Christi
anity."
During the two sessions at the tab
ernacle 1910 persons hit the trail;"
1,l79 in the evening.
The Washington herald., 1917-04-29
MOTHER FOLLOWS BABE
in Dive FROM Bridge
After Throwing Child Over Rail She
Leaps to Death.

New York, April s.--A mother and her
little baby boy lay dead tonight in a
Brooklyn police station-the little child a
victim of the woman's insane act
Near dark tonight, the mother carrying
the smiling, white-dressed mite OF hu-
manity, started to walk across the Will
iamsburg Bridge Near the Brooklyn
tower she asked two young girls to hold
the baby for a few minutes She went
into the retiring room in the tower. The
baby, munching a cracker. cooed and
smiled at the young miss who was hold
ing him. Finally the mother appeared.
She was small OF stature. had dark eyes
and was neatly dressed In a brown sut.
She took the baby from the girl Then,
leaning over the inner rail, she dropped
her purse. perhaps purposely. With the
baby in her arms she climbed over the
rail. ostensibly to pick up her pocket
book. And then. before a hand could
stay her, she flung the baby over the
rail The little one had its life crushed
out on the Belgian block pavement, 100
feet below, almost at the foot of two OF
the special police guards stationed there
to watch the bridge.
And before the officers, unnerved by
the shock, could gather their senses, a
shadow fell across them from above. A
moment later the woman's body crashed
head FIRST upon the pavement She had
followed her murderous act by jumping
to death.
Up TO a late hour tonight the bodies
were still unidentified. -..-.- ..