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In the matter of the estate of ANNt
 MIMIC, deceased.

Notice is hereby given by the un- dersigned, administrator of the estate of ANNA MIMIC, deceased, to the creditors of, and all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit such claims, with the neces- sary vouchers, within six months af- ter the first publication of this notice to the said administrator, at the of flee of the undersigned in the Bank of Seward building, Seward, Alaska.
 LEON c. BOOKER, Administrator of the estate of Anna Nimmo, deceased.
 Dated and first published on this 18th day of April, 1917.
 Apr. 1S-25-May 2-9-16.
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who to recall them, number of cean-cut truths be- queathed by the late Mr. Aesop in the form of fables and which are kindly recommended to such Anchorage citizens as have acquired the of reading both inter- estng and instructive
 It is marvellous how slight impulse is required to set vast bodies of air into motion We remember how, when boy in school it explained that bird 1000 feet the air could be distinctly heard person on the ground beneath from which it was apparent that lis voice must have filled with pulsations body of air 1000 feet diameter set in motion tens of thousands of tons of the atmosphere.
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No. S1

No. 31 NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT OF ADNIINISTRATRIX WITH WILL ANNEXED, and NOTICE TO CREDITORS. IN THE PROBATE COURT FOR THE TERRITORY OF ALASKA, THIRD DIVISION, RENAL PREC- CINCT. In the matter of the estate of ADAM BLOCH, Deceased. Notice is hereby given by the un- dersigned that she has been appoint ed administrative with the will an- nexed of the estate of Adam Bloch, deceased.
 All persons having claims against
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KILL FLIES AND SAVE LIVES

Kill at once every fly you can find and burn his body
 Observers say that there many reasons to believe there will be more flies this season than for number of years.
 The killing of just one fly NOW means there will be billions and trillions less next summer
 Clean up your own premses and insist that your neighbors do likewise.
 Especially clean "out-of -the-way-paces," and every nook and cranny.
 Flies will not go where there is nothing to eat, and their principal diet is too filthy to mention.
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the said deceased are hereby notified to exhibit and present such claims, with the necessary vouchers, within six (6) months from the date of this notice, and the first publication there of, to the undersigned, ANNIE CHRISTENSEN, said administra- trix, at the office of L. L. James, Jr., in the town of Seward, Territory of Alaska, which said office the under signed selects as her place of business in all matters connected with said estate of ADAM BLOCH, deceased. Dated: Seward, Alaska, April 19, 1917.
 ANNIE CHRISTENSEN, Administratrix with the will annexed of the Estate of Adam Bloch, De- ceased.
 L. L. JAMES, Jr., Attorney for said Administratrix. April 21-2S-May 5-12.
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NOTICE To CREDITORS

IN THE PROBATE COURT FOR RENAL PRECINCT, THIRD DIVI- SION OF THE TERRITORY OF ALASKA, BEFORE THE HON. FRANK ENNIS, U. s. CoMMIS- SIoNER AND EX-OFFICIO PRO- BATE JUDGE.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-04-25
LOOKING FORWARD

Mother Shipton was dubbed evil witch chiefly be- cause she predicted quite accurately the locomotive steamship and other mechanical devices in common use at the present time.
 The man of a century so later who predicted the automobile aeroplane, photographic camera, telegraph phonograph linotype, and other cOntrvanceS of every day utility, was dubbed an addlebrained dreamer.
 The man of the present day who predicts that lying stealing lcentiousneSs, and other sores produced by moral tupitude will yet be cured at the magic touch of surgery may expect of to be dubbed fool until the world electrified by the realization of his prophecy
 "Once upon a time believed in fairies and Santa Claus and real love and fortune teers! And have done many many fOish thngs-so many that Shudder to re- member them "-( Helen Rowland in Anchorage Times)
 For instance locating in Anchorage?
 Our very interesting but distinctly nervous neighbor over on Cook Inlet appears to be much usered not to say abbergased because of what she calls the envous knocking of sister cities up and down the coast Scarcely an issue of the Anchorage Times but what contains a pantive howl along this line which suggests to persons
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-04-25

The Bank of Anchorage recently moved into it's new quarters in the Fowler building at that place, and now has one of the finest banking in the north.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-04-25

Waterfll and Frazier whiskey at the Branch.
The Seward gateway and the Alaska evening post., 1917-04-25

Long distance telephone booth at The Branch.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

8ieie 4un0gebang oeS 8erbanOeS
Sd9iii1er Sn0uitrieller lit lDnlptos
matiic6 fir Die Salting Der gan3en
oeutihen @yportin0uitrie; oem
SnMlens SSn0uItrie lit BON allcn Syn.
6litrieu oes Deiti@en 9leiHes an
meiiten aiii Die glusfubr ongerpieien
un0 bot geraoe 6esmegcn onl meiIten
linter BEN @itupirtungen oes GriegeS
5u leiOeu ge6a6t. Phi Der Soltptoer.
ionrtlung oes 8erbanoaS Sd9iii1er
Sn0uitrieIler, Dem fat fiinf itno Elm
babies Eauleno sSn0ltItriefirmeu ori-
geb6re1 fam 0ieie SiegeS5loerIi1t
Der 0euti1en @rportinoriirie in alien
ge6nltenen Heocn bonn groBten bis
gum fleiniten SqlOuitrieuen ber1b,
5nn gLuSorud. Erob oes San0els-
frieges, tro6 DER beriu6ten 9luSbun-
gerling DeutiAlon0s lm0 ieiner 9lb-
idneioun9 bon Der inouitrieQen 9}oD,
itoif8ufubr, bat Die Snouitrie es pcr-
itnnOen iicb ni6t 5ur llntdtigteit ber-
oanmen 5u loiien.
9Sie ittrgebro1en 0ie iGBiiid5e Syn.
ouitrie bciitc nod iiber 8pei &rtegs.
iobren oailebt un0 pcl9e 3uoeriibt
iie erfiillt, 0nS fam beion0ers in elmer
glc0e 0es SDn0ifuS 0cS @erbon0es
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

men 9fobitofie unicrem @efan0e 3it.
fiigten iin0 sic oeutiMe @iiieniNoft
nanentlib 0ie G6enlie. inns @rinB-
teilc fir fcblcuoc auSldnoii@e 9iob.
itoife 5ur @erfiigunq itelltc.
@eroOe Die lluforuling Der oeut-
IGen $nouitrie ouf ariegslieicrun-
Gen bot itns Oos @urhbolten ermog-
libt lnO finoll5ieac Shpddjlngen
perbinoert, oenen luiere @eener oo.
0rr1 ousgeiebt linO, ooB Iie ibre
&riegsbeIt1n0e bonn g(uslon0c be5ie-
5en ntiiiien. 90 lit Der mirticboftli9e
Gonpf unierer @egner I'M peientli-
den 5uriidgepieien iuorOen, ltno eS
ie6lt unS ipeOer an 2e6ensmitteln
nod bat man Die SSn0lriiric, tros
glmcrifaS oaltrtng, robfoiform &c.
moht. llnier @irtiboitsleben trGgt
teilipeiIe 3eiden Der So6foniltnftur
an fic6, un0 uniere leBte 9rieqsonleibe
iiberroIbte oie Q9elt e6enioie6r mic
Die Stdrfe Der oeuti6en 9ieids6onf,
Oie ipie Elm Eurnl in 0en Se6la6tcn
0es 98irti9oftsfunlpfes ooitebt.
IotiroendB lenfen fi9 bic 9Iide
ser 0eitti6en SSn0uitric ,ouc6 III 0ie
8llfitnft nnh 0em arie6e. ggir Oiir.
fen Oieicr 3ufunft boiiuungsfreuoig
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

SG9iiiber Sit6uItrieIlet, Serrn Or.
lStrelenorlt 5um 9lusorud, ser I'M
ter anoerem folgenoes iaqte
rSSll Dem gegenpGrtigen Meltfricg
1T ieitenS llnierer @egner elm gan3
beItimnlter mirtIMoftlilber SeIonieS.
plan 5ur SEu$fiibrung eelanot. gSG6-
reno mir atf militdrif6em @cbiet
Dem @egner Die @ebote oes San0elns
bor5uI@reiben beriudten, tporen mir
infolge Der nlangelnOcn srei6eit Der
Wfeere oltf ruirtidboitlibein @ebiet in
Die Gerteioigune geordngt un6 lin.
iere @irtiboftSlagc bon oen N1oB-
nabmen unierer @egner immerbin
melentlidb beeinfluBt. Gem Bro.
gronm unierer SeinOc lag ser CSC.
oanfe 5ugrinOe, 3euti1lon0 ait Sc.
bensnitteln itno inouitriellen 9lo6.
ltoffen olts5ubuneert nn Oo0ur9
Ieine Observation-Disclosures 1no inoit.
Itrielle gSirfionfeit 8u l16men, ieincn
9luBenbonoel at untcrbin0en un0
our9 3uiammeniuirfen 0ieIer 6of.
torcu eiueit Dirti6oftlid]en lino
finor5ielen 8uiautnenbru1 Delttl6.
lambs ber6ei5iifiibreit ser m0olidIt
0eutidlonO ielbit Damn gum iSricOen
5pingen ioute, wenn etiua ieine @af.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

Gs 1T iebr intereiiont SIT 6eobob
ten ipie bic beri9ieOenen gtationen
Der Suftihiffabrt iib gc9eniiber-
lteQen, luo lpelhe Soiiuun9en tie
mit ibran nationolen 2eiitiugen oltT
benz @e6iete ser 2liftihifidbrt Dcr-
fniipften. Ole Sron5oien botten bierin
imitreitig bic 6lbruig; i9re rege
q56antaiie batte it1ou por uegr ols
100 Syobren Sic init bciBcr 2uft ge-
fiilltcn 9aIlons (DlontBoliicren) 3iinl
9ronsport cines 9on0nrgsforps Der.
wan0t un0 ouniit So6n Bulls Spott
baroasgefor0ert, 0er III @iloern felt
gebultef iit Sie uoren 6 oilh, Ole
Die @rfolge in Scr 2uftibiifubrt ios
fort in sen 9enit ser Sonoespertei-
OiQiug iteaten imO Der gaii5eH @nt-
lpidlunG sic militGriihe 9lihhtng
eoben. Sraufreid botte iiM ihpn
1870 mif Grfolg scr Slift6auons filr
GrfunOi0ings8uede beoient rmo
&unoerte BON Berionen uu0 EouienOe
Bon Depeidlcn ii6er sic oeiltiden
@clogcrii8Struppen bil;mcg Gus @a.
riS bcf8roart. glls es nod einer qros
zen 9lieoerla0e ieine &odepldne bor.
tercitete, lpielte oic 9emtsung Der
lcnt6aren 2uftbaaonS cine qroBe
Molic. 3pciiedos beiaB Iroltfrccb In
iciHen guitisbiiien &rieo sinirumentc,
bic leincr oberiteu &riegslcitllng ein
lle5ergeluidt Derleiben fonnten ourd
Sie @}0glihfeit peitcitgebeuOer @r'
fiuiong oer 0cpeging oes ieinolia
den &ecrcs un0 Der @tellungen 0cS
5einoes ipd0reno oes Samples Wlon
mar felt iiber3etet ourb @riiuOln-
Gen lm0 iMneae glusbaitina oeriel-
ben oie 8reliBcn unO a@odcS4 lhon
bciiegt 5it baben ooer init obiolnter
5iderbeit beIiegen 5u tonnen. Wlan
foirlte BON elmer ooQitdnoiqen Ser
lctiebung Der politiicbeil DtoAtfatto-
ten ourr6 bic fron50iiitben 2uitbol.
Ions, ciiundl ioaten iie Our4 oic
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18
fen iieqreit6 fUiireit.

fen iiegreib pGren.
Sir feiu Birtitboft$gebict iHiet
6ieier mirti1oftlide aatipf 6eitiQer
neroen 5u fonnen ais fir oos &onig-
reid SoAien nit ieinen peitoer5peig
ten @eitbonOelsbc3iebunge I'm 10
crfreiiliber lit es, nad 5peiidDriger
0auer 6es @cltfriegcs feltteQen su
f0nnen oaB es lmieren @egncrn
5lpor gelungcn lit, inns Sc9mieriQtei-
ten 5ii 6ereiten, oaB obe1 'unierc @irt.
ic6oftSloge ino fpirtI9aftIiGe &rott
in ibren ipeIeiltli6en 8eItunoteilen
unge6rocben 0oiteben. WfiBlltngen lit
ole glusbungcring 9eiitiblon0s. @S
feblt nic9t an 2ebensmitteln troB ser
fein0liHen 9ultltne, Die outb politil6
nelltrulc 2Guoer ipirtiAoftli1 uns ec-
geitiiber eingenontr1cn boben. 9ie
Ql6iHneioung bon Ser in0ltltrielleii
&c6itoff5ufu9r bot inns Sbpicrig.
feiten gema9t, Die jeOob in lDeitteit.
geben0cn W3oBe ii6eriuunOen iporoen
iino nancntlic6 Oo0lr6, ooB mir
oonf unieren uilitGrilben Sieoes.
5ug inns Die groBen Syn6uitrieqebicte
in 6raufrei1, @elgien un0 golen
uno 6ie reiben Silisquellen 9funl1,
nieus eri6Ioiien, 0ic BORT oor9onOc.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

entgegenle6en. @eiltmiiten re0en botfa
elmer 9lr6eitsloiigfeit nod Dem Grie-
&C. gSir gIoilben in uneren Gor-
itonO oes Ger6onOeS SG6iiI6er Syn-
oultrieIler, OoB no1 Oem Griege cher
gLrbeitermangel ols 9lrbeitsloligfeit
bel ms berribcn miro. Seoenio1s
miro Der oeutibe aoufmann 0er
&ontpf un uniere @cltpirti6aits.
5ufunft bon Ger erlten ShnOc nod
6rieoensbcginn nit o1sr @nerqic unO
Sdoffensfreloe mie0eroitfnebmcnm,
@ie al Die 9feOe 0es SDn0ifu5 6es
Gcrbonoes ii6 onidlieBen0e glus-
iprode ii6er Die eegenp1rtigc wirt-
idoftlide Gage berltGrfte 0oS 9ilO,
0oS man bon Der Gage Scr I06iii1en
SnOuitrie, ipe5iea ser 9(uSfu6rin0u-
itrie, Ourd Die 9ieOe 0es Serrn Or.
StreIemonn gemornen bottc. GaS
nclttrole 9luSlano miro IrciliC6 gc9en.
pdrtig nidjt in Dem lluinnge mic Dor
oern &riege oiif Die iobrifote Der.
i1bIil6en SSnOultrie recbnen fonneN,
ocnn Die 9lusfubrberbotc, Die Be-
idlo9nobmungen Der @lctole, bic
einociHr1ufte &cricuoungsnoqliG.
feit iino bor oaen 0inocn sic itorfe
@eIb6itignue fir Gricasliefcringen
nio@en eS Der id9iiic6en Snouitric ge.
gcnlp6rtie ic6per, lire oIteu @rport.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

Scbreden, ole bon i6nen In @eitalt
BON gom6en, @ronopfeiIen, Wlinen
lno 2ufttorpeoos ausgingen ben
arieg 10 grauenooa moden oaB Der
5eino BON ie0em glngriff tSranfrei6S
obgebolten iperoen iDiiroe, Oas an
Oere W}ol BEN Gerlouf Der Sperotin.
neu beidleunieen 0os 8eritorlngs'
tpcrF beiH 6ein0e bertiefen i'm i@nen
uie6er5ipinaen im0 iontit ben &ricg
a6fiir8en. @s idien gegen sic 2uftan.
griFfe ouf 6eihingen, StGote, @iien-
bobnen 8riiden MIR oann cine &C.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18
SIN Sabre 1913 eri9ieneue 3cid.
nitng, bic sic 3critOrnng Der cngli-
idem lluiberlitdtsiia0t Sam
bridge 0nrd Gin SgriceSlnft-
fdjiff 6ariteat.

db5lnpcnoen sic man in scr groBcr
Graetruft ser 8eppeline pitterte, Die
bel geriigenOer 9(n5obl bieleicbt 0o1
inItanOe wdrelL ein 2anoungsforps
on Die en9lii6e GiiIte 5u bringen itn0
bic &erbinotng oesiel6eu NIT Dem
5eitlon0e 81 unterbalteit obne oaB
Die engIiI9e g(rlnd6a Dies Der6in0ern
lonnte. Grit 3ienli6 ipdt entidloB
iiA Oie englii9e 9lomirolitdt sur
@iufiibrimg bon &oiierflug8eugeu;
Die 2itftihifie ippate 0aS engliiGe
&riegsnliriiieriiim enttDidcln u6er
eS lit nod nibt peit oouit oefom-
men.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

be5ie9ungen MISREPRESENTATION. 9os
neutrale g[usldno miro fir oieie ST.
ibeinungen, oie ser 9lusfubr scr
Oeiltiden Sn6ititrie bud Deu &ricg
erno6len limo, IerIt1nonis bo6elt.
Grob oaer irclln6lboilIi6eu 9cjie.
bitngen gum 9(uslonoc muB 0ic SSn.
Oiiitrie zines 2onOeS i'm Gricgsioae
5uerit fir oie SeOiiriniiic 0cs cieenen
&on0es iorgen, unO cs lit mo6luer.
itGnOlid, ooB in oieiem &ricoc, iu
Dem cine MeIt bon Sein0en 1eltidl-
lono geeeniiberitcbt, icine glnipriiAe
on oic SnouItrie gou5 ungcbeilre
iin0.
9ns cine ioute jeoenioas 0ieie
&unogcblng Scr idMiiihen Synouilrie
Die bielen 9lbne6mer oeuti6er g9arcn
I'M neutrolen 9liSlonoe lc1rei nam.
liG, DOB Die oeutidjc Snouitrie uoQ.
itGnOig intnft lit, ooB i1re 9etric6e,
menn oitm Oen @e0iirfniiien oeS arie.
ges ongepoBt, uneutpegt meitcrarbci.
ten, iino ooB oonf oieicm g9citerar-
6eiten Die oeuti6en S;nouitrieQen
nod 6rieoersi6htB ioiort IN Der
Suqe icin meroen, nit loren Gr5eug.
niiIcn pieOer ocil 8e0iirfniiicn Oea
9lilslonoes gereMt 8ii werocu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

niigeioe Si@erbeit 5u eeben, menn
oie beIonoeren 9lbipebrfononen 5ur
Stele nnren un0 giinitige 8eo6u@-
tuuosberbdltniiie Dorlooen; ariegs.
i9iffe oitf Gee un0 W}arinennlagen
oil Den &iiiten pdbnte man ibnen &C.
ro0e3it pebrIos atSgeliefert. 0lan
bielt Iie fir 6cfdbigt. Streuntinen 3u
legen; man 1pollte lie 5iim 9lufipitrerl
Gerfolgen itno 8ernic6tcn ser Inter-
ieeboote peripenoen; fltr3 daeS, mas
man 5uut S6a0en oes 3einoeS lno
sur eigenen Siherbeit nur iuilfiben
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18
9ic Sieges5nucriidlt Der OentIMcn
GgpOrt-5nOnitriellen.

rSSeIt iiber5eigt BON oem Sieg Der
6eutidlcn @offen, blidt sic SSnoultris
nit lubcirrbdrer 3uperiiht IN bic
8ufunft uno periic6ert, OoB noncnt-
lid Die oeutibe 2lusfubrinouitrie, TN.
0ebeiigt ourh fein0libc 9idnfe, ben
&anlpf fir sic Stellitng @e1itihlonOs
III ser @eltwirtiHoft init Der eriten
5tun0e oeS Srie0ens i'll alter 6reus
oigfeit unO S9affensluit pieoeralif-
nebmen wir6.4
DieieS @elii6te bat Der &crbono
S1cbiider 9nOuitriraer in eineut an
l1BGb ieiner III Dresden itattgebobs
ten &ouptOeriammlllng, nll Oen 9ais
Ter aeriMtcteu Selegrainm obgelegt.
glus ibm qebt berpor, OaB 8edtid-
lan0s 9(ttsfubrinoltitrie, ltilgcd6tet
naer @inbuBen un0 iAmeren S@ldge,
Die Der &ricg fir iie i'm @efolge Bat,
nnD ungeoAtet audi oller 3ufunftS'
orqen bic Ole Dro6nnqen Der @eg-
ucr 0elttiMlauOs NIT oent gGirt-
I6ait8frieg nat6 Dem 6rieoen beocu.
ten, init feIienfeiter 3noerii1t Dem
@noc oes 9emoltigen 8olferringens
eutoeacniiebt im6 nidjt I'M entfernte-
iten odran oenft bic Sdnoe IN ben
SdoB 5u Irgen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1917-02-18

fonlite, oas traiiten sic 6roit3oien
ibren 2uitfabr3eugen 8ii. s5n eng.
lono oerbielt man iib oieier neuar-
tigen @ntmidhlng gegeniiber 8iem-
liG fiibI es mlir0en un6eoeiltenOe
Geriude nit @}o0ellen gemo6t; lno
ols iib ouf Dem 5eitlmloe cine un-
giinItige &ritif ser 2ufti6iffe ein-
itellte, muuoe iie frGftig lmteritiibt.
@nglan0 botte feiu SSntercilc, 0ic
&uftiAiife 8it for0ern oas bertrand
ieOer @nglGn0er. N}an boffte our1
&ogel StrauB Bolitif eine @efobr
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-01-11
Mark Twain's Regimen.

"Regimens! Regimens!" said Pro-
lessor Hilary McMasters before the
Harvard Medical school.
There are too many nonsensical
regimens. young gentlemen. prefer
the regimen Of Mark Twain to all such
rubbish
Mark had very strict regimen, you
know. He never smoked but one cigar
ct a time and never smoked while
sleeping.
HE never ate meat except with his
meals. and he never drank except at
meals and between meals.
His father took drug store for a
bad debt in Marks boyhood. and
among the stores were nine barrels Of
cod liver oil These lasted Mark seven
years. The rest Of the family had to
get along with the ipecac and nux
vOmica, Mark being the pet. He was,
In fact. the first oil trust. He got it
all."-Philadelphi Ledger.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-01-11
Safety First.

portly, middle aged woman was
watching some circus artists who were
performing daringly upon a rapidly
swinging trapeze A large net design
ed to prevent injury If the act should
miscarry was suspended over the stage
beneath them. and this seemed to share
her interest with the acrobats. After
they had been at work for several min
utes she called an usher. says the Lus-
tige Blaetter, and asked:
SIS it true that no harm would be
done If they should fall from the ira
pezeY'
"Yes. madam; that's why the net Is
spread under them"
"Where can buy such metz"
Surely, my dear madam, you don't
want to perform on trapeze." said
the usher. astonished at the question.
at isn't for me. l have nephew
In the aviation service. and l would
like to send him such net to hang
under his machine. 1t would save him
IL any accident should happen"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1917-01-11
Wasn't Appreciated.

According to Antonio Scott, Metro
politan Opera singer. the great Ameri-
can public does not always recognize
art If the frame Of the picture is not
right.
Scott was frequent attendant at
the rnce tracks last summer, and he
told reporter friend that 1t did not
make much difference to him whether
he won or lost.
II have the voice" he said In his
quaint way. "What difference does 1t
make? All! That Reminiscent? Lis.
ten!
II am hot-it is a warm day at Bel.
mont park. ! say, i will swim In the
ocean-I will take the cool bath
60 10 the bathhouse, and l see the
blue water and the white waves and
the white sand. and I am happy.
II hum-I sing-ho-la-la As l un
dress me ] sing the scale-the notes.
sing Don Giovanni 1t is magnifi.
cent-that! sing low, but Splendid
am SO happy! Then I pause, and l
hear voice from another bathhouse-
a voice. and 1t say:
Jaw, for the love Of Mike, shut
up" New York Mail.
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His Tenor Soma,

"Justice John" Crutchfield, the police
magistrate Of Richmond, Va, Is al
most an institution In that town. No
magistrate has ever conducted a court
exactly on his plan, yet his success In
dealing with offenders is unquestioned.
Recently three colored men charged
with "disorderly conduct by singing on
the street. were arraigned before JUS
tice Crutchfeld He eyed the discOnsO.
late group moment.
"What were you fellows singing at !
o'clock in the morning."
1--WE was singing Sweet Adeline,
Judge" was the reply.
"'Sweet Adeline" Well. go ahead
and sing 1t here. l want to know the
full extent of your offense." said the
Justice.
The singers looked at each other and
seemed nonplused. 1--WE amt got no
tenor" one said at length. 1.-The tenor
got away when the cops nabbed u.s."
That's all right" said his honor.
start in. will be tenor"
Thus encouraged, huge man ex-
banded his chest and emitted sonor
Gus Sweet Adeline."
Five dollars fne," chimed In the
Justice IN the thinnest and clearest Of
tenors.
That brought down the house. The
singers when their cOmposure returned
paid the fine and Observation-Disclosures
phia Press
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Not q Hooter.

With travelling rug and four or five
bags the stout old gentleman was en-
deavoring to make graceful exit
from the crowded railway carriage.
All went well until he reached the
door. when he stumbled and brought
down No. 0 boot on the pet toe Of a
brawny Scot.
"HOots. tOots, mon" groaned the in
jured one. Gamma We look whaur
ye're going? HOOt. mon, hoot!'
The overburdenei traveller slammed
the door behind him and put his head
through the window.
'Hoot YOURSELF" he retorted I'm
traveller. not motor bus!"-London
Answers.
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ALWAYS READ THE TRIBUNE WANT ADS
Government Should Prepare to Prevent
Business Troubles After the War
By ROGER W. BABSON, Noted stat,tc;.n

long the lasts business continue good II nds
centrally organized between close Of the war we
should continue to have fairly good business the war is
should commenced taking men who
are now engaged In the manufacture of munitions that
they Will have something to do after is over " ~ ~
WITH PROPER ORGANIZATION THERE sHou,n ss o, ru-x -
WORK FOR EVERYBODY AFTER THE WAR; "
Our government however, general charge of the +oo
hese men engaged mntion manufacture cannot b ef 10
themselves to find places for themselves Of course thew yentn
during to time of REIMBURSEMENT e W "Ppoih'haeht
IN the same way arrangements should
ton throughout this country after of the yarou oar
products which Europe will longer from us after the @
work IN this country that keen orr
tSr years and IF THERE WE'RE SOME
ONE LINE. 'HNihoDoCIloN IN ANY
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II Came Back.

Over the garden fence the converse
ton had suddenly turned acrimonious
San II yore boy 'Erbert ties any
more old cans to our pore dogs TAIL"
was Mrs. Moggins' stern ultimatum
"'e'll ear about 1t; that's all! Oh. an
per'aps you've come wiv that sauce
pan wot you borrowed last Monday"
"Erbert," asked Mrs. Grub shrilly.
"wot ave you bin dom to Mrs. Mog-
gins dog?"
"Nothin', ma" replied the sma1 boy
unblushing.
"Therew said his mother triumphant.
~. AN you returned 'er saucepan
yesterday, didn't you, dearie?"
Sent 1t back by 'er dog" said Her
bert calmly.-London Tit Bits.