The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-05-28


les of the sea serpent this season but
some of the tales are almost as in
credible. It,H eS
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Some wise Americans are just now
prepared to answer like that noble
Roman, when he was suspected OF
meddling in politics, that he was busy
looking after his lettuce.
-O
Many inexperienced gardeners have
learned this spring that vegetables
will come up as soon as the chickens
get to them.
The man in the street had explain
ed that Chinese Republican, Rus.
sian Democrat and a German Social
ist we're somewhat the same. Then
the Man from Missouri wanted to
know what an Oklahoma progressive
was like. They have been trying 10
tell him ever since.
1t remains toobe seen whether Hun
gary is destined to remain perman.
emily united with Austria in vassa.
lage to Germany.
-O-
Fighting submarines from the air,
on the surface Of the water and un-
derneath the waves may be somewhat
like the difficulties OF the base ball
manager in war times
-O-
The down-trodden Russians, while
having only an elementary knowledge,
have made more progress in rural co.
operation than some communities OF
intelligent American farmers. 1t is TO
be hoped that higher education in civic
matters will not lead them to neglect
fundamental principles in economic
development as Is sometimes the case
among ambitious agriculturists.
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There is present significance in that
old line of the writing books: Now
is the time for all good men to come
to the aid of their country"
Galveston reads with complacency
reports OF the diminishing supply OF
beef cattle in Texas. The red snap
per fishing industry may increase in
1t is suspected that overhead ex-
penses have something to do with
the undercurrent Of revolutionary talk
In Europe.
Scissors and Paste
Cherokee Republican,: There seems Ia
be little left for the Colonel TO do but
to organize a flotilla Of II" boats and
start cruising around Oyster Bay.
Durant Democrat: Flour remains
higher than it should be. 1t could come
down at least dollar sack and every
body who handles 1t would be making
more than legitimate price, Send 4
few food spectators over the road, and
the necessaries Of life win get TO be a
normal price again.
Drumright News: We can think Of
no valid reason for a person refusing
TO join the Red Cross except that he
hasn't got a dollar. And II he is real
patriotic he will rustic around and get
one and take out membership.
Milburn News: "If you don't get this
letter." an Ardmore lawyer is alleged to
have written TO client, ''let me know
and III write you another one"
McAlester News-Capital: 1t is not nee
essary to adopt a scheme TO save any
more daylight for Oklahoma farmers
this season. They will soon begin to
rise az O'Clock and TO work until
p. m. ar
Sherman (Texas) Democrat: II is said
that King George and Princess Mary,
his daughter. may be seen working in
their potato patch any nice day. II will
do them good. Hard work won't even
hurt king. II VIII give him a good
appetite or flne complexion, take the
frog out OF his Throat and make his
blood circulate.
Guthrie Leader II may also be no
ted that Hindenburg made his reputa-
lion against badly led and poorly equip
ped Russian armies. The French and
British are quite another proposition,