The Dickinson press., 1917-01-20
Policeman 5 Life
lsNot a HappyO One
By M. QUAD
Copyright, 1916. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.

street and swinging his club you think
to yourself how easy he earns his mon
ey. 1t is not 80 easy when you COM
to understand everything. I may not
make an arrest once in two weeks of
an offender against the law, but I am
busy all the time, and you shall hear
about it.
I'm the first place it seems to me that
four out Of five families have a rev
three or four times q week, In winter
l do not hear so much, but in summer.
when the windows are open, I hear
much more than 1 want to. The dwell.
ing houses on my beat are mostly three
stories and Of brick. The first story is
occupied. as a rule. by bo%okkeepers.
statesmen and the like. who car afford
to pay about $50 a month. There are
two families above them which belong
to the laboring class.
II am sauntering along nv beat and
the first floor family are at supper
when I hear the husband call out
'"'Maggie, what in the devil do Won
get such meat for?'
cit was all I could get with the
money you left me-
"'Then why didn't you run in debt q
little?
because we owe now more than we
can ever pay
Don't you concern yourself about
what I a pay or cannot. This meat
isn't fit for a dog to eat! It is all bone
and fat and gristle.'
"'Well you must eat it the best way
you car. 1 am always pinched for
money and always have to buy the
cheapest things. We have got to keep
you we'll dressed, you know, and the
rest Of us must wear our old clothes.'
"'Darned if I don't wish I had never
married!
"'And SO do l, for that matter
And then I hear the husband shove
back from the table, and in a minute
more he is on the street and walking
away. Half a block below I hear an
other row.
"You may say, my son., that these
family skeletons do not, concern the pa-
trolman on the beat, but they do lust
the same. About three out Of five of
them end in a row in which furniture
is smashed and blows are given and
taken. Then it is his duty to make his
appearance and take a hand in. We
try to be peacemakers, but it often hap.
pens that we have to take the whole
family to the station. Wives drink as
well as husbands, and when it happens
that both have been drinking they are
very hard to handle. When they ap-
pear in court next morning one or the
other has a black eye to be ashamed of,
and they are so %repentant that his hon.
or generally let's them go on suspended
sentence. There is another thing, nv
son, that may surprise you. Take them
as they run on any patrolman's beat in
this city and not one out of five chill
dren up to six years old has learned
the number and street Of his home.
As sure as they get three or four blocks
dWdy CuCy 0AO AOSCs AuCy Cdu J01l Lie
first name Of the father or mother, but
that is the best they can do. It would
take a father or mother about fifteen
minutes to teach a child the street and
number, but they don't do it. 1t would
take about ten minutes to write the
address down on a card and sew this
card to their clothing, but they never
take this %precaution. When a child is
lost the first step Of the mother is to
find me. She seems to think I ought
to know every child IN my beat.
IT can't leave my beat to go hunting
up lost children, and so I send her to
the station. Nine times out Of ten I
have got to. go looking around after
my regular hours Of duty. Sometimes
1 find the child not more than two
blocks away. and sometimes I have to
hunt for two hours, with my feet ach-
ing as if somebody had dubbed them.
I tell you as a fact that not one moth
err in ten can so describe a lost child
as to make easy work of finding him or
her. We will suppose that a woman
comes running up to me to say that her
little girl, five years old, is lost. Unjust
first calm her. for she is greatly excit-
ed, and then the conversation rups
about as follows:
"'When did you miss your grip
"'About two hours ago.
"'What was the color of her harp y.
"tBrown. sir
":And were her eyes blue or blackY
81 can't be sure which. but I think
they were black
"sWhat sort of a dress did she have
on?'
".A brown Calico
"'Did she have shoes on?
"I think not, SIR
"'Did she wear any sort Of a hat?'
"'No, sir ...
"tIs she a good sized girl fot. her
ageY
"sMany people have taken her for
ten years old, sir
IT take all this down in writing, but
I am pretty u that it is useless.
Four blocks up my beat I ( come across