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The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
Einqers Betray Him,

Eld0ra, Ia.-Jef Freed, wanted on
a forgery charge, who worked in the
Excelsior restaurant here last winter
was caught by 4 private detective and
identified through finger prints on a
soup plate in the restaurant. The
proprietor explains the durability OF the
finger prints by saying that the plates
were used only for oyster SoCp. not
served IN summer.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27

ton by disinfecting the stables each
spring and fall. Digestive troubles,
particularly white ScOurS, have not
been troublesome and fewer deaths In
calves have occurred after this prac
tice was adopted. Less garget in cows
has been evident. The same treat
ment will help to hold in check tuber-
culOsis and contagious abortion In
herds where these diseases are preva-
lent.
Thorough disinfecting is urged to
kill all disease germs in every possible
lurking place. hangers. stalls and
floors need special attention. Coal-tar
dips are used at the experiment sta
ton. After dtsinfection the stables
are whltewashed.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
GENERAL CARE OF UTENSILS
-Four Important Rules That Should 30
Followed in Washing and Dry
inc Milk Vessels

General recommendation for ths
care of utensils are:
l. Rinse in lukewarm water as 5000
after use rs possible.
,. Wash in hot water containing
washing powder which will remova
grease.
3. Rinse in clean hot water and
place in live steam u seconds, drain
and place right side up until steam
evapOrates.
4. Inyert in clean protected placs
when dry.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27

They are there now, and the wire says
that Watrous Durham has been arrest
ed and that he has broken down and
confessed. You are free man. John;
you-"
The grass-cr0ppiEg pony had
widened It's circle by u full yard, and
the westward-poinung shadows Of the
frs were growing shorter and more
clearly defined as the August sun
swung higher over the SUBMITS Of the
eastern Timanyonis. For the two on
the house bench, time, having all its IN
terspaces filled with beatific silences.
had no measure that was worth record
ing. In one OF the more coherent in
tervals 1t was the man who said:
"Some things in this world are very
wonderful, Corona. We call them hap
penings. and try to account for them
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
Diet a Matter Of Habit.

Our daily food is to a large extent
a matter Of prejudice and habit. We
think we must have certain things be-
cause we always have had them. But
the war has shown US that by the ex-
ercise of intelligent planning we can
get the necessary rutriment for less
money than we have been accustomed
to spend.-Kansas City Star.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
UTENSILS NEEDED FOR TEST
Outfit Can Be Procured From Any
Creamery Supply House for Com
parativeiy Small Sum.

The utensils needed for the Bah
cock test are q Babcock tester, few
test bottles. n pipettn, an acid meas
ure, some sulphuric acid and pair
of dividers. All this can be procured
from any creamery supply house for
from IS to S1O according to whether
a four or an eight bottle tester Ia
wanted
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
LOCATE CAUSE OF LAMENESS
Many Make Mistake of Not Making
Careful Examination, Simply Ap-
plying Some Liniment.

Cows 90 lame. Instead of making
a careful examination to find out the
cause, we use q lot Of liniment and
think we have done all that is re-
quired. After much suffering on the
part of the innocent animal we find
perhaps that the trouble was due to
1t pays to watch for and guard
against such accidents to live stock
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
FAT MaN-BAO; FAT
cONDUCTOR-WORSE

Atlanta, Ga.--Fat conductors
are taboo with the local street
car company as the result Of
suits filed by Mr.. and Mrs. ".
L. Shields against the company
because a conductor was too fat.
The suits allege that the cen
duCtor on a car on which Mrs.
Shields rode home was so big
that she could not get by him.
and in trying to squeeze through
she fell to the street and was
seriously injured.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
MILKING MACHINE IN FAVOR
Attention Called to Device on Account
of Labor Shortage-Farmer Saves
Time and Labor.

The labor shortage calls marked at
tention to the milking machine. It will
pay to install one on farm where 20
or more cows are MIXED daily. You
can get as much milk as by hand milk
ing and can save time and labor.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27
Snake in Dinner Pail Causes Suit,

Philadelphia.-Mrs Matt LnIergot
has brought suit for $500 damages
against Theron plimby who placed q
green snake in Lindergot's dinner pail
while the two were working together
Mrs. LindergOt vas startled when she
opened the bucket and the snake
crawlvd out.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27

when she first declined to ride the
animal Mrs. Wright succeeded in sub
doing her mount from It's furious buck
ing, but Gentle Annie started on a
wild gallOp toward a corral. Before
the cowboys, who Immediately start
ed In pursuit, could catch the fleeing
horse, the animal plunged through n
wire fence, stumbled and slid along
the saddle. A part Of the saddle
caught In the fence and the broncho
raised It's heels in the air, and then
fell to the ground again. AS It rose It
stepped on the w0msn's face, crushing
her skull.
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important Point.

She-Would you marry a woman
who had sued another man for breach
Of promise?
He-How much did the court award
YOU'D
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-10-27

as colonel-daddy and Billy Starbuck
were getting ready to steal you away,
one of the others died. In some way
the report got out that you were the
one who died, and that made every
thing quite easy. The report has never
been contradicted, and when Mr..
Macauley reached Brewster the police
people told him that he was too late
Good heavens! Does everybody In
Brewster think I'm dCad3"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-10-22
OPENING GAME OF NEW
SERIES SNATGHED BY
ST. LOUIS SENIOR MEN

By a close score Of five to four the
seniors OF the st. Louis college day
scholars basketball league defeated
the sophomores in the initial game OF
the new series. II was tight battle
all the way. The sophomores were
held scoreIess in the first half OF play,
but Asch's basket and CUNNING CHAINS
foul goal gave the winners three
points. In the third period determine
ton was the thing. The sophomores
made a foul goal while holding their
opponents safe. The last period saw
the seniors on their last defense.
They Just barely stemmed defeat.
Seniors Cunningham. center; Az.
fonso. Asch, Markham, forwards; Han
ohano and Chong Wal. Asch, guards.
Sophomores-Ruttman. center: A.
Gall. Lamb and Hjorth. forwards;
King and Alana, guards.
Summary-Field goals, Asch, Il;
Markham, 4 Lamb, /. Foul goals
Cushingham, i; Ruttmann, l; Lamb.
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! The winners opened the fray by
crossing the rubber for one in the
second inning. With two out Chief
walked and went to third when Judd
doubled to, left. Mashaw's short liner
to right brought Chief in.
seWed II Up
The Wreekers came back strong in
the fourth and practically sewed up
the game. Hawkins and Smith singled,
when Mashaw fumbled Rogan's
grounder, Hawkins busted the plato.
Johnson hit safely, scoring Smith and
Rogan.
Testers squad knotted the score IN
the sixth, making two runs. Holcombe
walked and Coyle singled. Then Chief
and Judd popped out and il looked like
the inning was over. But Waterhousc
flInbled on Mashaw's tap and the
satchels were packed. Holcombe
scored when Fagin missed Bucklands
grounder and Coyle followed when
Waterhouse walked Stratton. That
tied it up for Maddis popped out
Win u Again
VAhC VlSAAOlo 06olA. puI Tie SdulS
on Ice in their half of the sixth, max.
ing three hits and one run. After
Smith flew out Rogan singled. John.
son flied to Chief and Moore singled.
Goliah's short drive scored Rogan.
The big rally came in the ninth.
Stratto1 went out on grounder, but
Maddis was safe on Moore's error.
Dunlap banged the ball at Waterhouse
who attempted to cut Maddis at sec.
ond, but threw wild into the outer
garden. Holeombe pumped a safety
into right field, filling the bases. Coyle
hit into Smiths hands, who shot 1t
home, johnson dropping the pin and
letting in the tie-up run. Johnson's
next two errors allowed Dunlap and
Hcicombe to score, and when Judd hit
q, two-bagger Doyle came home and
the fireworks was over. The Wreckers
tried hard in their half, but the try
was useless.
The Heavers
Manly Mashaw opened the game
for the winners, but was derricked in
:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-10-22
NORMAN ROSS PASSES
TESTS FOR SERVICE
WITH NATIONAL ARMY

SAN. FRANCISCO, Oct. 11.-Nor.
man Ross, world champion swimmer,
passed a perfect physical examination
Yesterday morning before the doctors
Of the Twelfth district draft board and
put in no claim for exemption.
Ross is expecting to leave for Amer.
lean Lake with the next contingent IF
national army recruits. :.
Ross hao ambitions to become an
aviator. but was handicapped on &C
count OF his weight. He now expects
to be just a "buck private" but will
make strong attempt to advance
himself in the service to commits.
stoned office. 81
Dorothy Burns, Americas girl swim.
ming champion, and Frances Cowells
will be competitors in, the fifty.yard
Pacific Coast championship. which
will be swum at SutFo Baths, San
Francisco, on Saturday. October 81,
as feature of the Patriotic Carnival
and Army and Navy swimming meet.
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MAKING final !.
ARRANGEMENTS
FOR HILO RACE
.......%, u IAA HHA I'LL NTHh
Especial st.r,Br..,tir osrr.spsns .pe.1

- Especial StHr.Bp.:atiF Csrraspeudsnes)
HILO, Oct. 19.-The long distance
race from the Volcano to Hilo is. be-
ing laid out In every detail and the
committee in charge of the matter
held a meeting recently at which the
course and the finish of the race was
discussed. The committee has decided
to bring the runners I'm along Richard
son street to Mooheau park and then
make them run two or three times
around the park. The number Of laps
to be run around the park will be an
nounced later, as the committee has
yet to ascertain the exact distance
from the Volcano House to the park
before deciding as to whether it will
mean one, two, or three or more laps
around the field to make the exact
sc miles. -. T.. . ~. = ~. ia
Manager John Kai of the Peoples
Garage takes Messrs. J.. w. Bains and
E.. D. Aires in. an automobile to the
starting point of the race. Then the
three will come over the route and,
at every five mile point, will place
stakes to mark the distance. These
stakes will mark the starts for the diff
ferent teams. -. s.
The dividing up of. the five miles
stretches is being done early in the
game so that runners in training can
have some idea of what distance they
cover in their practise runs. The com.
mittee is hard at work on the final
"details of the race and the fprepara.
lions are rapidly being completed.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-10-22
IR0NWoRk ERS NOSE OUT. j.
CATT0N-NEILL SQUAD

The Honolulu Iron Workers base.
ball team defeated the sCatton-Neill
& Co.'S nine by score of IL runs
to 10 yesterday afternoon at Atkin-
son park. Both teams played good
ball and were ably supported by a
largescrowd of rooters. The. two mines
win meet again Sunday next. The bat
teries were: Honolulu Iron Works
NJ. P. Rego and Joseph Santos Cation,
Neill & Co.-Paul Gregory and G. Far.
rell.. The game was umpired by An
tonic Joseph, with Kan Fat as scorer.
The score. by innings was as follows:
g., ~, Co. .....2 0 o 0 o. 23 $40
Fl. /. w. ......2 o O 81 20 ~13
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-10-22
MARRIED MEN WIN

Captained by Frank Halstead the
married men trimmed the single
men by score of 3S to 81 in the
team play at the Oahu Country
Club links Saturday afternoon. H.
H. Walker led the losers. =
F. Owing to the fact that the single
men were short of talent mum.
Der of beneoicts had to go over to
their side to even up the matches.
Delegate Kalanianaole had to pose
as bachelor and went down
against ]. J. Belser. Col. C. P.
Iaukea, r. Buchly and Albert Hor-
ner we're other men who had to get
a temporary divorce for the play.
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COAST LEAGUE

Yesterdays Scores o.. d.
At Oakland-oakland 7, Portland Q
first camel; Oakland s, Portland 8
(second game). -. ...~. = -.
At Vernon-Los Angeles 4, Vernon Q
first game); Los Angeles 2, Vernon
(second game). .- ~-.@. / =.
At Salt Lake-San Francisco s, Salt
Lake 5 (first game); San Francisco /,
Salt Lake (second game); called on
account of darkness in the fifth inning.
Tuesdays Schedule
Portland at Los Angeles.
San Francisco at Oakland.
Vernon at Salt Lake.
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ENGINEERS TRIM RueER.

The Engineers baseball team de.
feated the Fort Ruger Tigers Thurs.
day by a score of 8 to 0. Hogues' de.
livery was at all times up to high
standard. !. ~
Fast work on the bases, feature
being developed by the Engineers OF
late, helped to bring three runners
safely across the plate, although the
hitting was at all times smart and
well placed. -. ~.
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FORT RUGER WRESTLER -.
WINS FROM CHAMPION
FORT GUGER WREsTLER

FORT GUGER WRESTLER r..
Louis Aspetvedt of Fort Ruger de.
feated Joe Collins, champion OF Fort
Shafter, taking two falls out of three
at the wrestling tournament staged
Saturday night at Moiliili park. Col
Inns won the first fall In three min.
.utes while Espetvedt took the second
in eight and the third in SO minutes.
In the other bout of the evening
Hansen and Emberg went to draw
after a good exhibition of mat work.
A fair sized crowd was on hand to
witness the card. 49,. :. =.
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FAMOUS FREcKLE.skIN
FIGHTER PASSES AWAY

+ CHICAGO. ILL.,. October "a
y Robert Fitzsimmons. one. time
y heavyweight champion Of the :
= world. died here~last night follow. :
= ing an attack of pneumonia. For
= several days past the famous
\ freckle-skinned fighter has been :
= lying at deaths door with little :
= hope held out for his recovery.
y During recent years Fitzsimn1ons (
y has spent his time on the vaude- :
y vile stage. and a few months ago "
y went on an eyangelistic tour. It
= was while preaching the gospel "
y in the open that he contracted "
= the illness which caused his (
y death. " :
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WHITcoMs CALLS PRACTISE

At A o'clock this afternoon Dick
Whitcomb will issue the suits for the
Y. NJ. C. A. football team and prae-
tise will probably be held shortly at.
ter at the Moiliili field. Other prac.
tises will take place Wednesday and
Friday afternoons of this week. In
preparation for the game with the
S2nd Infantry at Schofeld Barracks
next Saturday. s ..%..-
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kAHuLui TRluMPHs
speci.I star.B ullstin cOrr.sDondsnee.l

= Especial Star-Buletin Cofrespondence.l 2
I ,WAILUKU, Maui, Oct 2o.-Last
Saturday evening the Kahuiui Club
played the .Hilo Y. M. !. at the Alex.
ander House Settlement gymnasium
in Wailuku. The game was one oil
the stiffest ever put up on this Is.
land and resulted in a tie, 1a to Is.
The second evenings game on Monday
night showed a higher score. The
visiting team was pretty confident Of
success but the total score. was Is
for the Gym team and 90 for the Y.
M. /. = 8. Z e. - -.'-.-s- p. = ~
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however, especially on the part oil
Thompson, Nua, McTaggart and To
kioka. For a team whose line was
noticeably lighter than their oppon'
ents and which was generally less ex'
perienced, Mckinley gave a good ex,
hibition of football During the third
quarter McTaggart's left knee was
severely wrenched at time when his
services were most needed, for high
schools line was taking more care in
defensive tactics At the close OF
the first half the score was "a for the
college and 0 for the high school, be-
ing q total of five touchdowns and
four field goals, while during the en-.
tire second half the college only secur'
ed two touchdowns and goals.
OF the seven touchdowns scored by
the college four were by line plunges,
two by Brash and two by Davis; Pam
mel scored by an end run, and the
remaining two were from forward pas
ses to Brash from Mariuchi. Aside
from doing all the punting, and kick
ing the six field goals, Davis scored
three illegal touchdowns on account
of men on the college line being off.
sides. -s-. q. -.
The Lineup ts~.. 49,
High school Kondo, le.; McTag.
CART, Ching, It.: Gehring, l.g.; Hemin.
ger, G.; Oliyeira, re-; Jacobson, TT;
Suzuki, re-; Thompson, OBJ: Nua,
lib: Tokioka, RIB; Jones, fb.
Hawaii--Ai, l.e.; Albrecht, It.; Dem
ison, Kanahele, l,g.; Chalmers, King,
c.; Hayselden, Bryan, re-; Bromley,
.r.t.:: Mariuchi, re-; Ballentyne, Char,
OBJ; Davis, lib; Pammel, RIB:
Brash, f.b. r.
Referee, H. NJ. Blowers; umpire,
Lieut.. Donald Ladd; linesman, Sgt.
Zimmerman; timer, DR.. Andrews;
time of quarters, eight minutes.
,rHE second game of the midget
season of the city was poorly
earned victory for Mckinley, score
being 49,. The lone score of the
Pun.Blues was due to a beautiful drop
kick by Williams. The scores were
made by Mckinley after a tumble by
Punahou. when Capt. Leong picked
up the ball and ran so yards for a
touchdown, and another tally came on
an intercepted pass by Kuninobu, who
planted the ball away off to one side
back of the line. The first tally for
the high school came in the first half,
and the other was In the third quar-
Much Fuubllng
The fumbles that Pnnahou made on
punts were numerous. as compared
with the regular work done by the
Mckinley backs in receiving the ball.
Girdler was consistent in his dropping
of the ball. The backs were not
working we'll, and jerome Hughes
made most of their yardage through
the center of the Mckinley line. VIII.
liams was constant offender at al.
lowing his interference to get ahead
OF him.
with the Pun-Buffs and Mckinley
thirds going strong, the Midget League
race is taking on an interesting as
pect. II looks as though the Pnn-Buffs
or the Pun-Blues we're the logical win.
ners OF the championship, although
they have not made brilliant showings
30 far. They have lost only one game
this season, and tied the high school
boys in the game that the Bluffs played
with the MakiM midgets.
5 ! -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-10-22
cRElo TAKES TITLE

j. il. B. Greig won the golf cham
pionship of the Hawaiian islands
Yesterday when he defeated a field
Of i6 players on the links of the
Oahu Country Club in Nuuanu val
ley. Only six players finished the
36-hole play. The leading five
were Oahu Country Club players
and the sixth was W. NJ. Canady
of the Honolulu Club of Moanalua.
The scores were: J. /. B. Creig,
155; W. r. Grace, 1862; George ii.
Angus, 164: J. J. Belser, 17S; Al
bert Horner, III; w. NJ. Canady,
iS4.
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BOWLING AT u M. c. A.

While there will be no bowling to.
night at the Y. NJ: C. A. the pin.
smashing pastime will hold sway to.
morrow, Wednesday and Thursday
nights. A postponed match will iii in
tomorrow night and regular scheduled
games will be played on the other
two nights. r.. = ~ ~
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Edited BY MIKE JAY
GoTcH Is SERIOUSLY Ill p
ILL IN CHI HOSPITAL

y CHICAGO, ILL.,, Oct. 22.-Frank
y Gotch, for years worlds cham
= pion wrestler. is seriously i'll in
y local hospital. Accompanied by
= Mrs. Gotch, the famous mat artist,
\ arrived in this city a few days :
y ago from Humboldt, Iowa, on his
y way to Hot Springs. Arkansas.
y He was taken i'll suddenly and
y rushed to the hospital. According
y to the attending physicians he is =
= suffering from an obscure kidney
= ailment While his condition is
= said to be critical, hope is held
y out for. recovery.
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Y. BASKETBALL GAMES

b. Two games will be. played this
week on the Y. NJ. c.. A. floor. ON
Wednesday the Fort ,Kamehameha
team will tackle the Greay and on
Friday the Reds will meet the All.
Navy team. The game Wednesday
night will start at z o'clock on account
of the All-Seryice swimming meet the
same evening. Commencing next week
donbie-headers will be played every
Wednesday and Friday night. s
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BIG ENTRY LIST

One hundred and four entries have
been received for the wemen's swim
ming meet to be held in the Y M.
c. A. tank Saturday night. OF this
number % are entered for the 50.yard
dash The preliminaries will proba bly,
be held Thursday but the definite date
has not yet been set. >.
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mAkikl GIANTS vlcToss

Co M, 25th Infantry. we're the vic
tins of "Cowboy Johnson's Makiki
Giants on Sunday afternoon, going
down by = score of 10 to 8. The sol.
diers had the Giants licked to 9 fraz
lie in the opening innings. but in the
seventh Johnson's men woke up and
took the game. Sunday next the Maxi
ki men will take on the Pacifics and
the following Sunday will meet the
Royal Hawaiian Garage nine.
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the seventh when Brinza took his
place and heayed superb ball for the
remainder Of the fray. Waterhouse
was good most OF the time. but In.
clined to lose his head In pinches.
Johnson behind the plate lost the
game by his errors.
Box Score
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COMMITTEE MEETING

A special meeting. of the Athletic
committee will be held In the Y. M.
c. A. Wednesday evening at O'Clock
to take up the final plans for the
woman's Red Cross benefit swimming
meet. Duke Kahanamoku will pre-.
sent his ideas on the subject s
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Mike lays labs
WHAT'S THE USE?

W You try
... To please all
You fail to
Please any
So, what's the Use?
30, what's the Use?
= 1.
The squirrels at MoiIiiIi Park had q
regular feast Saturday night. There
were two wrestling bouts pulled off.
Nobody knows yet who got the
coin that was to have been tossed for
the seventh game Of the worlds series.
Cheers. we've got a new office
boy. The one we had hast week took
q bath once, but the doctor made him
put it back. -
Lady school teacher who ID friend
Of ours bemoaned the fact that men
don't seem to get interested in botany.
Quite true. None Of them ever get
beyond the clover leaf cocktail stage.
..rs.:~. 4 = i
PruneIla writes in to ask, why men
wear bow ties when bow ties are so
ugly. That's easy. You know why
Napoleon wore red suspenders? Well,
that's not the reason. --".s......
=. :. ~~.. 4 + :..~.
Coach Midkiff says that football will
make man out Of you. After watch:
ing that Observation-Disclosures game
we'll admit that football will make a
man out of what's left Of you. .
No. 4 = = -. .. ~
Headline says: "kanehap1eha line
broke often" had nothing on the
clothes line, at out shack. II doesn't
even wait till Saturday to do its
breaking.
+ 4 :.
Well, the Hams made a great show
ing against Punahou Saturday, but
listen, Angel Child, there's no show
column in the records. -. .
-. .s. + i -.... ~ =
Begins to look like the Punatou
team is slumpins. Yep! Stamping
like rent or the price Of eggs. -