davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Luke McLuke Says

Luxe MCIuke says
 When a woman accuses her husband of anything, she always secures con- viction because she is the Judge, Prose- cutting Attorney and Jury.
 The best way to get rid of man is to lend him money. Then he'll dodge you until he pays you back.
 To hear his wisdom praised nowa- days. you would think that when Sol omon was alive there were Reformers who referred to him as an ornery old masher.
 Any time a woman attempts to raise both plans and children. the children get the worst of it.
 On the other hand. some of us live to be thankful for the things we neglected to do in our youthful days.
 The great difference between Charity and Refo'r, is ttat Charity begins at home.
 Another way to be popular is to find out what brand of advice a man wants before you give him any.
 After man has been married for a while he discovers that his wife knows a whole lot more than she can find out.
 Most of the overworked men are those who are that way because they are trying to catch up the time they lost loafing.
 As rule. Company isn't as welcome as the hostess let's on. But woman doesn't mind the visits of an old fashioned woman who always insists on helping with the homework
 One sure way to make people re-
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

The great majority of the readers of The Empire and they number two to every for any other Alaskan newspaper-have learned to rely the columns of The Empire get the position of the pa the various questions of the day they rise. They do have depend upon word twisers or those devoees personal politics who ly pretending to read "between the lines. They know The Empire puts it's real meaning into the lines themselves and in understandable language.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Personal politics" and attempts to destroy ganizations of and designed to permit patriotic citizens cooperate in service to the try and Alaska very small business to be engaged in a time when the whole country is organizing for the public good
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
WOULD MAKE A GOOD GOVERNOR
(Anchorage Democrat)

trict; it's general from the Fourth and it's attorney-general from the Second The collector of customs is from the First district
 What is the matter with this old Third district aren't entitled to major capital appointment?
 Whittesey, understand is candidate for the office of governor and if he should be acceptable we'll what's the matter with Senator Roman? No bet ter Democrat i'll Alaska; candidate mentioned has spent substantial fractional part of the money in the development of the Territory than he has, when it to honesty, integrity ability his superior not be found in this Territory or in any other place.
 But the trouble is John is after anything himself Had he wanted it there little doubt but he would have been the marshal of the Fourth Division four years ago.
 push himself forward and result of smaller calbre get the plums.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

A woman wouldn't think she was housecleaning if she didn't get all the articles her husband needed most in the most inaccessible places the very first day.
 The trouble is that some men look on their wives as they do their auto mobiles. They're always expecting some day to have one of the newer models
 If you aren't going to be proud of her when he hair is tied up in a dish towel, and her morning dress looks as though a street sprinkler cart had a fair shot at it. she's not the right girl, young fellow.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

spect your opinion is to find out where they stand on question, and then agree with them.
 Another fellow we hate is the lad who is always disappointed if his worst suspicious fail to come true.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Why should Sweden enter the the side of Germany? She has nothing fear from Russia any
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
LA ASHGIGHTS

Detroit Free Press.) The man who hits the booze seldom makes any other kind of hit.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

According to Ambassador Gerard Von Trptz de- clared that after England is licked Germany will col lect the cost of the war from the United States It is red-hot notice also to Brazil Argentine and other nations trying to continue neutraL-( Seattle Star)
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

It's q poor sort of father who wants his children to be satisfied with less than the best he can do for them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luk> McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati En-
 Quirsr.

The gabby man we like to shun,
 Remarked old Uncle Bright; You say the wisest things my son,
 When your mouth is closed tight.
 The Bright Side.
 This house seems to be damp" said the prospective tenant
 Tt is," admitted the real estate agent. Hut just think of how slowly it would burn if it should catch on fire"
 c. A. Coop, of Peytonsville, hy' wants to know if he can join l. (. Henize on the chicken roost robbing expedition.
 Canal boats are .queers things" said
 Fay.
 "And you know, I suppose, That while they don't need fingers, they
 Can't travel without tows.'
 Mean Brute.
 "AI women are fond of animals re- marked Mrs. Gabbs Maybe that's why they try to make monkeys out of their husbands" growl- ed MT. Gabb. ~ OhL Most dealers wouldn't think of call ing the vehickles by that name. But what we started to say was that the Helwagen Auto Co. is located in PIP w. Main street, Circlevlee, o. Giddap! To be an actor is no fun, I knows whereof I talk; For, if the show has a short run. You're due for long walk. Glddapi | Wilie-Paw? Paw-Yes, my son, what is it? Willie-Coud you say that all the women who lived in medieval times were Middle-Aged women? Paw--You are getting too smart. Logs. Here is another of the quips 1 Of funny Captain Boggs: ! 'All vessels are not lumber ships. | But they all carry logs" And He Admits It! | l. NJ. Nuts. of Fergus Falls. was here today. Moorehead, Minn., News) | Turf! a,l, towns but you can find @ Lotta Holmes l in Lexington, Ky. Aw, Gwan! 1 One day young widow named Porter | Met an old beau who wanted to court her; 1 Said he: For a lark. | Let us stroll in the park" I Said she: "No. I lost my supporter. ' Oh, Joy! While they are scarce in some cities you can always C. A. Nightingale in Miami, Fla. Names Is Names. Iona Teegarden lives in Franklin | Indiana. | Our Daily Special | A Good Wife Tries To Make A Man | X Good Husband | Luke McLuke Says When a woman accuses her husband of anything, she always secures a con viction because she is the Judge, Prose- | cutting Attorney and Jury. | The best way to get rid of man is to lend him money. Then he'll dodge l you until he pays you back. To hear his wisdom praised nova
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Spending everything you make is { sure way of getting to the poorhouse.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Drag out that geography again South America is beginning to boil
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

von Reventlow, the redhot German editor de- clares that Germany must have victory the German monarchy will to exist In Von's place. we wouldns rub this idea into readers too strong Seattle Star)
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

It would be much cheaper to hang Socrates in these times War has raised the price of hemlock bark to SIP the cord.-(Seattle Star)
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Society item-Gen. Hindenburg has decided not to spend the summer in Italy, and may forego his contemplated visit to Petrograd.-(St Louis Re
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Fact. The gabby man we like to shun. Remarked old Uncle Bright; You say the wisest things my son. When your mouth is closed tight.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
The Bright Side.

The Bright Side. This house seems to be damp" said the prospective tenant. Tt is," admitted the real estate agent. Hut just think of how slowly it would burn if it should catch on fire"
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Ciddap!

To be an actor is no fun.
 I knows whereof l talk; For, if the show has a short run, You're due for long walk.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Strange.

Canal boats are queers things" said
 Fay.
 "And you know, I suppose. That while they don't need fingers, they Can't travel without tows."
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Betcha

c. A. Coop. of Peytonsville, Ky wants to know if he can join l. C IIenize on the chicken roost robblni expedition
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Most dealers wouldn't think of call ing the vehickles bya that name But what we started to say was that the Helwagen Auto Co is located in PIP w. Main street, Circlevilee, O.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Mean Brute.

"All women are fond of animals, re- marked Mrs. Gabbs.
 Maybe that's why they try to make monkeys out of their husbands" growl- ed MT. Gabb.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04
Gldda

p.a, Voc , son vhot is ito
 Willie-Could you say that all the women who lived in mediaeval times were Middle-Aged women?
 Paw-You are getting too smart.
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

And He Admits It! I. M. Nuts. of Fergus Falls. was here today. (Mcorehead, Minn., News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1917-05-04

Here is another of the quips
 Of funny Captain Boggs: "An vessels are not lumber ships.
 But they all carry logs"
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

to q London crowd and created D great sensation among his listeners
 George declared that England will soon launch reprisals for the German air raids which will bring home to the German people the full horror of tho air rliding activities of their government by visiting some of the same form of dcvastations upon themselves.
 The premier further declared that the government plans embrace re- prisals on a scale which will pay the Germans back in their own coin with interest added at compound rates.
 We will not only visit upon Ger many the death and destruction she has wrought upon ourselves" the pre-
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
TYPh00N WRECKS SHANGHAI:
 100000 HOMELESS

death and devastation in it's wake Thousands of dwellings were swept to destruction before the hurricane rIast when the slorm struck Shanghai; numerous ships were sunk in the har- Dor and vast amount of destruction was committed along the coast line north and south of the Chinese city before the furious gale had passed
 The mcagcr reports reaching Hong Kong say that one hundred and eighty persons are known to be dead and more than two hundrcd are missing and are
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

WASHINGTON. oct It is cur- rontly reported among the friends of Senator Iafollcttc that he is seriously considering making an oidrcss to com gross in answer to the wide spread criticism of his acts during the pres ont congressional session.
 The Wisconsin senator is s1d to have been deeply alnng by some ot the more recent criticism and especially by the attacks of the National Sc,uJt, League and varIous political bodies, some of which are of his own political faith II is said that Laroncttc is fully prepared to defend his position on all points and may be expected to deliver singing rcbukc to those who
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
Read Today's News Today In the Nome Daily Nuouet
 Price $2.00 per month.
SINS OF MEN."-DREAM

one of the big hits of the season "Thc Sins of Men" will be presented at the Dream tonight. X writer who witnessed the enormous sale of "Thrce Days" became convinced that the pub. . lie wanted something naughty to read, SO he wrote Ergo, New Re- lgion." The story dealt upon, pleas urc. and why we overlooked some pleasures on account of the hereafter The book stated this was all rot" and advocated one and all enjoying all the pleasures obtainablc, regardless of whether it was morally right, or not. The novel created sensation and it was only after his son and daughter followed his advise that the author discovered he had Turned the Devil Loose" Five sensational acts. with Dorothy Bernard and stuart IloluQes in the leading roles Produced by Fox Shows start '. S:i5. 0:3O and it Is advisable 10 try and see this play at the beginning.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

A ships boat from the Bender Brothers containing two members of the crew of that vessel and a heavy load of freight was picked up some distant off shore by the Coast Guard crew last night after the two occu- pants had vainly tried 10 reach their ship against the strong southeast wind blowing along the coast. The dory was drifting rapidly 10 the westward when overtaken by the Defiance. The men had been rowing steadily for about two hours but were totally un- able to make hcadway against the strong wind. The life savers were al- so requisltioned to take tho passengers off the Flyer and place Trader Billy Thompson and the crew of the Ukuiak aboard their vessels.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
| 7 Associated Press.

PARIS. Oct. 1 An official state ncni from the war ministry today an nounces continuation of the French air raids on German towns by way of retaliation for the frequent German attacks on French communities.
 French avintors are reported to have dropped bombs on several cities in the upper Rhine provinces yesterday, iniiictIng considerable damage to q number of large military establish ; ments The statement does not in- dicatc the names of the places att tackled,
 All of the French flyers are reported safc and returned to their bases be hind the French lines.
 Artillery activities of considerable magnitude are reported along tho Yer. dun front and on the Aisno but no infantry engagements have developed
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
U. s. DESTROYER
 INJURED IN COLLISION

each other until too late 10 avoid lho crash. The crew of the American ship were taken aboard the British vessel which towcd the damaged destroyer to port
 None of thc crew of tho American vessel were injured.
 The statement adds that che ucs- uoyer has now been completely rc- paired and Is again in commission.
 The report of thc American iuVc4- tgation board. composed of officers Of the American fleet in British waters. says the collision Was an unavoidable accident.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
FRENCH CONTINUE RAIDS
 ON GERMAN TOWNS

during the past twenty four hours aside from various raiding activities in which both sides were engaged. Public interest Is generally centercd in the terrific efforts of the Germans to break through the British defenses on the Yprcs sector and developments fin that locality are being watched with an interest In TO way diminished by the small amount of news permitted tO pass the cenBors.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

pETEoGI:AD, oct f.. I}y a major ity of seventy six to sixty eight the Democratic Congress assembled here has declared itself in favor of coali- lion government As the expression of the congress is practically representa- tive of the views of a major portion of the people of wctcrn Russia, it is pro- bahlc that Krrrn4kv win acccdc and assemble a new ministry in keeping with the wishes Of the Congress.
 The extremist element is strH cans ing the government much concern and there is a noticeable increase in the rc volutionary sentiment both here aud
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

LONDON, Oct. According tO re- ports reaching here from Hong Kong q terrific typhoon has destroyed a large portion of the town of Shanghai rendering many thousands of others homeless, in addition to laying waste part of the eastern section of the Su- Chan province.
 The dispatches say the typhoon struck the coast early Monday and swon rapidly northward, leaving a trail of
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
PRISONERS ADMIT GERMANY
 SOON FORGED MAKE PEACE

The remainder of the Canadian front was comparatively quiet during the rest of the night and this morning
 \ German prisoner of officers grade recently captured, admitted in con- versation with Canadian officers that Germany is facing failure of her mill tary plans because of the inability to obtain essential war material.
 The prisoner declared that there s no possibility of the allies cOnqucring Germany by force of arms but made
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
RUSS. CONGRESS VOTES
 FOR COALITION GOVT

in Moscow. k,reusty still retains l firm grip on the situation but ,s daily finding it more difficult to placatc the opposing clements.
 No serious disturbances have occur. red in the capital largely because of the presence of large bodies of troops who arc loya.ll backing the premier and cabiuot An announcement from the war ministry yesterday says the work of rcorgJujziug the military forces ls progressing rapidly and will shortly be completed. All scditious clements arc being replaced and new officers are being appointed to take charge of the various army units.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

land last night after landing her pasa- cngcrs in order to escape what ap- pcarcd to be an impending south caster The schooncrs Ulluial< and Standard fled to the safety of Snake river. The former vessel was hung up on the bar while entering the chan
 mel but was finally relieved from her prcdicamcnt by the Coast Guard srcw.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
More Appeals For LafolIet,c'. Removal

More Appeals For LafoIlette's Removal
 WACSNr, Wis, Oct. W. B. Hen urm9n. Chairman of inc Executive Committee of tho Wisconsin RcpublI- can State Central Committee has tolo. eraphcd thc president of thc rnicd Statcs senate asking for the expulsion of Senator LaFollotto from the senate because of what the communication describes os "hls reasonable and sc- ditious uttcrauccs and dsloyalty 10 the government in the time of crisis and danger"
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
HA|G COMMENCES
 NEW OFFENSIVE
By Associated Press.

LONDON, Oct 1 The official Press Bureau announced today that the Brit ish have resumed the offensive along the YpreA front and the Ilaig forces are again moving forward toward the table force,
 The reports of the British command , CT reaching the War office shortly be fore noon today announce that the British are making satisfactory pror gross and have taken a number of German prisoners during the course of tho advance.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
NOTICE

Parties leaving for the outside wishing to keep in touch with affairs in Nome and vicinity should leave their subscription for the Nome Daily or Weekly Nugget. The latter publi- cation being entirely devoted to local news arranged in chronological order, is we'll adapted to this purpose.
 Delivered at your door in any part of the world, for fifty cents per nontr
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

WASIlNGTON, oct. f \ collision between an American torpedo dcs- troycr and British naval vessel, oc curing in British waters recently. is recorded in war department bulletin issued last evening.
 According to the report, the Nmcri- can vessel sustained serious damages as q result of the shock but was in no danger of sinking and was towcd to port and repair
 The collision is said to have occur red during heavy ninstorm which concealed the colliding vessels from
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

LONDON. oct. -Dcnouncing the air raiding activities of the enemy the most indefensible display of biu tality and murdcrous inclination history, Premier Lloyd George an- nollnccd today that England is prcpar- ing to make the Germans pay dearly for their ruthless murder of women and children in British towns and will shortly commence rcprisals which will make the Germans regret that they all lowed their murderous activities to ovcrstcp the recognized bounds of mil itary warfare.
 The assurance of the premier was made during the course of an address
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

R. <. Ogilshy manager of the Solo mon Dredging Company, arrived on the Flyer from Solomon last night bringing large, well filled poke re- sulting from the dredging operations of his company Mrs. Dan Mcdonald. wife of the well known Bluff store keeper and Dick McCool were also among the twelve or fourteen passcn gers landed from the Flyer.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

The announcement has created in- tense satisfaction as indicating that the Germans arc totally unable to latter are able to move forward prac- tically at will in spite of all the re- sistcncc the enemy K able to offer.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Diver Clark, who was employed by the Alaska Steamship Co, to salvc the barge load of railroad material lost in St Michael bay some time ago is reported to have rescued all but a half dozen or so rails which could not be located in the mud.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Reports arriving by the t'matilla say that Mcssrs Edwards.Alarsh and Oliver are preparing to erect a three thousand dollar moving picture house m Marshal and contemplate showing the latest film creations at popular prices
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

no show of hesitation in admitting that the government would be forced to make peace because of the failure to obtain sufficient supplies.
 The essentials most required, he said, are rubber cotton and copper. all three of which are daily growing more scarce.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
By Associated Press.

CANADIAN HEADQUARTERS IN FRANCE, oct1.--Tho enemy attempt cd q raid on the Canadian lines along the Avion sector, south of Lens, last night but was discovered before rcach- ing close quarters and driven off after suffering serious casualties.
 Following their repulsc, the Germans commenced q heavy bombardment, evidently as an expression of their discomfiturc
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

supposed 10 have perishcd, In addi- tion, more than four hundred thousand are homeless and living in a destitute condition among the ruins of their former abodcs. owing to the vast number of people to be cared for. there is every prospect that fearful suffer ing and starvation will result before the relief measures instituted by the government can take up the burden of caring for SO many sufferers
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Do you subscribe tor your home town paper or do you let the other fellow pay for your reading.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
PIANO FOR SALE
In good cor iitfon, will sell cheap. MRS. ]. WANGER,
 2nd ave. opp. Court House.

Get the habit don't bother writing to your friends outside send them the daily or weekly Nugget Think it over, then eond ua your address.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

der Brothers has been repaired and the vessel will gel away for the north within a short time.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
LAFOLLETTE MAY REPLY
 TO CRITICS

hc says are cudooyorus to suppress the freedom of indiyidum expression and action under the euse of patriot ism
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
Fl. f 4. 4 ,-f .h i-.i. + # 4 %.f' JORDAN RECEIVES
 MARSAALSH|P
 By Associated Press.
 WASHINGTON, D. C., Oct. 1. --Emmet Jordan, U. S. Mar
 shal Of the Second Judicial Divi-
 sion of Alaska, was today re- appointed to the federal Mar sh alship at Nome.
  lt+ t4 +if.+t+tfl i.4ttI +
NEWS NOTES

Recent arrivals from Ruby say that the Iditarod camp.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
HAIc REVIEWS OFFENSIVE ON YPRES FRONT
BRITISH PREPARING GIGANTIC
 REPRISALS FOR AIR RAIDS

micr declared. "but we will beat her at her own A'me with compound Inter- est added"
 The plans for the rctaliatory raids were fast being brought into shape. he said but could not be divulgcd at present We will make Germany deeply regret that she has forgotten humanity and dcccncy and descended to the uttcrmOst depths of savagcry," he concluded The prcmier's an nounccmcnt was wildly chccrcd by the large gathering.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Moonlight water at the City Bath House.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04
BUY AT HOLT'S

Just received full line of stoves, ranges, hardware, crockery etc, on last. Come and investigate before buying elsewhere.
 HoLT's CASH STORE.
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

subsoribs now for ths Home Nuao..
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Are You Going Out Side2
 Are You Going To Have The Nugget Mailed To Your
The Nome daily nugget., 1917-10-04

Advertise In The Nome Nugget