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The Press., 1917-09-06
Camera Dept.

Offers for those who print and develop their own pictures the following necessary articles to make their work sue cessful: Eastman's M. Q. Tubes for 5c each; Ansco M. H. Tubes 1Oc each; B. T. & Co.'S Acid Hypo, very special, at 12c; Mitchell's Fixing Salts for 5c, 1Oc and 15c; 1; Sepona for sep ia tones on gaslight pa pers, 25c kind, for 15c l; Seeds Tyro Developer, best on the market for plates or films. Special price 5c package.
The Press., 1917-09-06
Fall Boots

For early Autumn wear we are offering at our Shoe Dept. a Black Kid Lace Boot, with grey cloth top, Cuban heel and light sole, Extra Good for
 $5. 50 pair.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

|& Gunther. Frieda Iseonhardt, at
Jacksonville. 27Ss gross, 1871 net ton
mage, 800 feet long; owned by Leon
hardt e Blumberg. Rudolf Blumberg,
az Pensacola, 1861 gross, 1917 net ton
mage. ZIG feet long; owned BY Leon
hardt G Biumberg. yogesen, at Pen
sacola, 3716 gross, 1851 net tonnage,
30 feet long: owned By 81, yogemann.
Andromeda at New Orleans, So54
gross. 1876 net tonnage, S39 feet long.
Breslau, at New Orleans, 1924 gross.
4S08 net tonnage, 40 feet long; own
led by North German Lloyd. Saxonia,
az WinslowY Wash. 4424 gross, 27S2
net tonnage, 400 feet long; owned by
Hamburg-American Steamship Co.
|odenwald, seized at San Juan. P. r..
1857 gross, 20sS net tonnage, 256 feet
cong, owned by Hamburg.American
Line. Loeksun, formerly tender to the
German gunboat Geier, interned at
Honolulu, 1857 gross, 1920 net tom
mage, 254 feet long; owned By Ham.
Burg American Line. President for.
nier tender to the OdenWafd, taken
over at San Juan, p. R., about 600
tons. KEEL, taken over at Southport,
N. c., now at Charleston, 44s4 gross.
2SI2 net tonnage, 3SS feet long: own.
ed by Fieusburger Shipping Co. Nj
carias taken over at Southport, s. C..
now at Charleston, 1874 gross. 229S
net tonnage, 339 feet long; owned by
Hamburg.American Line.
According to the latest San Fran
cisco Chronicle, the North German
Lloyd steamer Mark, $3.50 tons, and
the Bochum, 6161 tons, Of the German
American Steamship Co, have been
fully repaired and viii shortly leave
Manila for San Francisco. Nine Pa.
cific Mail officers win have charge Of
the boats en- route. Both these yes
sells were refugee merchant steamers
and are now the property Of the u. s..
Shipping Board.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Alien Seanlen
Are ''bIueeed'

'Mnegine' the alien members ii
the crews Of ships IN the foreign
trade r. the latest requirement Of
the immigration service.
Today. acting under orders from
the local federal immigration station.
Capt y. @. Larsen Of the American
schooner Mindoro had Customs
Broker David L. Peterson hire q
ph0tographer 70 take pictures Of ali
alien members Of the vessels crew.
The Mindoro entered port yesterday
with . nitrate cargo rom Taital,
Chile.
The aliens aboard the Mlndoro in.
Guide two Canadians. Filipino. =
West Indian. Dane, and HOllander.
n the new immigration law which
went into effect June ], there Is the
following clause
"A card register Of arriving searnen
shall be prepared and kept. Masters
Of vessels IN the foreign trade shall
furnish each alien seaman with q card
Containing his name, age, nationality.
personal description aud photograph
According to Richard i, Halsey. In
spcctor IN charge Of tho local irnnii
grafton station, the Mindoro Is not
the first vessel to bring cargo from
which photographs have been re-
CURED. we have been doing II right
along. since May I. he said today.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
Five Schooners
Bringing Lumber

BRINGING 4 big cargo Of lumber from
Puget Sound for Kahului the schoon
or A. II. Baxter - rs days out today
She Il one Of five vessels chartered
to bring 5000. 900 feet Of lumber "a
the Maui port, according 70 the Sc
attic Times OF Jun6 s, which says:
with the first shipment Of 5000,
900 feet Of lumber purchased recently
on the Sound by the Kahnlni Rail
road Company, the schooner A II
Baxter, owned by the Deep Sea Ship
ping Company Of Seattle viii leave
rockingham for Hawaii. IN q few days.
The Baxter was purchased seyera.
weeks ago by the Deep Sea Shipping
Company from ]. II. Baxter g Co. ol
San Francisco, subject to drydock In
spection, and was taken over By her
new owners last Monday.
The Schooner was one Of five sail
ing vessels chartered by the Bloedek
Donovan Lumber Company to move
the S,O00. 900 fees Of lumber from the
Sound to Hawaii The fleet included
the schooners A. IL. Baxter ana Alber:
Meyer Of the Deep Sea Shipping Com
pany Of Seattle, the schooners Blake
ley and Alex 7. Brown and the brig
Harriet g. The Alex T. Brown i
ashore In Australia and may be q 10,
tai loss and the Harriet 6. was 50
badly damaged IN storm off Cape
F1attery recently that she was sold
by the United States marshal to sat
isfy salvage claims and - now beiag
converted into q threeniast schooner
Both the Brown and the Harriet G.
win be replaced by other vessels In
moving the huge consignment Of 1um
Der to Hawaii.
.sThe Albert Meyer is en- route
from Port Ludlow for Honolulu and
win make another voyage from the
Sound to Hawaii before loading 10,
the BloedeI.D Donovan Lumber Com
pany
Tie schooner A. II. Baxter, now Ia
Bellingham, VIII take q cargo of ap.
proxfmately 100000 feet Of lumber.
Capt. Harry AshDury, who Is well
known on the North Pacific, has been
appointed master Of the Baxter BY
the vessels new owners. The Bax
ter viii make three voyages from Bel
bingham to Kahului for the BIoedet
Donovan Lumber Company"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
PASSPORT RULES
MADE STRICTER

Al steamship agencies in Honolulu
are now selling no tickets 70 pros
pectiEe passengers desiring 70 leave
for foreign ports, unless they can pro.
duce passports. This rule Il gov
eminent regulation and has been IN
effect for the last two or three monnhs.
A few weeks ago. acting under def
mite instructions from Secretary Red
field Of the Department Of Commerce.
San Francisco steamship companies
notified agents IN al parts Of the
country not 70 sell any tickets unless
passports are submitted by the pros
peetiye traveller. A the government
has tightened the passport regulations
considerably, II means that there viii
be fewer and fewer travellers leaving
except on urgent business. The notice
from Secretary Redfield reads:
you are hereby formally requested
on and after the receipt OF this com
munication, not to accept Is pas.
senger on any ocean going vessel Of
your company, departing from the
United States and bound for for.
eign port, nor to permit the depart
ure thereon as passenger. OF any
citizen Of the United States, unlesa
such citizen has In his or her posses
sion q valid passport issued by the
department OF state Of the United
States, which passport shall be sub
mitted for examination and approval
TO the United States collector Of Gus
toms at the port Of departure before
departure; and not TO accept IS g
passenger on any ocean going vessel
OF yonr company departing from the
United States and bound for foreign
port, nor to permit the departure
thereon as q passenger, Of any alien,
unless such allen has In his or her
possession valid passport or Off
scial document In the nature Of pass
port satisfactorily establishing his or
her identity and nationality, which
passport or document shall be sub
mitted for examination and visa TO
the collector Of customs of the United
States at the port Of departure prior
to departure"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
Old Besse To
Become BARGE

Every oidtimer 81 Honolulu,s water
front win remember the old bari
Alden Besse, which was considered
counted out Of commerce 9 few years
ago on the news that she had been
purchased By q moving picture con
Germ and had become q mere prob
ertyr Of the movies.
War conditions. however, have re
surrected the old former Hawaiian
trader, accordine 70 the following
from the San Francisco Examiner d
June 16:
'sThe Alden Bcsse. the now famous
movie ship recently bought By Mayor
Roip1, 4 due 70 arrive n this por,
under TOW 81 the fus samson some
time this afternoon. She left San
Pedro on Thursday morning. She
VIII anchor "a the stream pending
orIanDements 10 have her surveyed
end repaired for use ss lumber and
cQ1I barge:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
PASSENGERS 5ooKED

Per Ii. str. Mauna Loa for Kana
ports, June 81. Spaidfng, A. d
Hills. Mrs. Hills, Miss Mack, Mrs
Mack. w. Mack, 5as. Werner, Edward
Lowell, NJ @. Fernandez, G. Werner
w. K Werner, d. X. Kapahee, s. p
Bowman, G. a. Bruins, Mrs. Stroklin
Mrs. w. +. Sanborn, Mr.. and Mrs. H
g. Smith, Mrs. Cook, Rev. j. Alba, C.
,. Juaniko, Joe Aguiar, @. P. Kamao
Ia, Miss 8. Kahaliwai, Mrs. ]. M
Semi. Miss M. g. Fernandez, Miss a.
Fernandez, e. H. w. Broadbent, Mrs
Broadbent. d. II. Ladd, ]. NJ. Lydgate,
Miss d. Broadbent. Mr.. and Mrs. H. w.
Denis, Mr.. and Mrs. p. Rice, Rev. s,
x. Kaulili. J. Peters. Mrs. .. Olapua,
Miss l. J. Caro-, ]. NJ Spalding's chauf.
feur. - e.. ~.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
eAssENoERs ARRlvED

Per II. str. Claudine, from Maui
June Is. MRS. H. Lake. G. S. Sever
ance. jos. HopkSno, Mrs. Hookano
Master Hookano, e. Lindner, r. Drum
mond, J. a. CarEalho, g. Croweli. Mrs
n. Gohier. Miss L. Gohier. Miss x
Hookano, K. Muiahe. w. Haia, Mrs
2. w. Welch, e. W. WEIGH. Nahashim,
Fujii, Takenaka, Mrs. Kanuhour, Miss
WEIGH, Mabel Pang. Miss Alice Leong.
j. Gonsalyes, G. Sautsni, Miss Dono.
van. @. s. Severance, K. M. Smith.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
GERMAN BOATS ASSIGNED TONAIY
RENAMED AFTER AMERICAN PORTS

Interesting information concerning
the new names given all the exGer-
man steamers recently turned over
to the Z. s, Navy. which were seized
IN American ports BY the United
States when war was declared. Is
printed IN the Official Bulletin, WASH
ingtoD. d. C., as follows:
The Geier, the German gunboat
which was interned at Honolulu and
taken over by this government after
the declaration Of war, Is renamed for
Carl Schurz, the famous German,AIn-
erican soldier and statesman. A ma
tive OF Prussia, Schurz was one Of the
heroes of the Inflated revolution of
IS4s, and, after that historic uprising
against the Prussian autccracy, found
a haven Ia America. He was one Of
Lincoln's strongest supporters aud
served in the United States Army
througs. the Civil War, holding the
rank OF major general later he was
United States senator from Missouri
and vas secretary Of the interior IN
President Hayes cabinet The foe Of
oppression and the lifelong advocate
lof popular government, he represent.
cd the highest type of citizenship.
Nance Of Coast Towns and Cities
The names chosen for the other
vessels are generally Of coast towns
and cities which have some connec-
ton with the navy. bridgeport builds
submarines and produces large ann
cunts OF guns and munitions; Camden.
N. j., is one OF the shipbuilding CEN
tiers Of the country; Houston Is the
Texas port from which come oil and
cotton; Savannah Is the leading port
OF Georgia; Quincy, Mass. has a large
shipyard at which all classes OF naval
vessels are built: Pensacola. Fla, is
the location Of the Navy Aercnautic
Training Station; Newport News, Va,
Is the site Of one of the largest plants
IN the country at which numerous bat
tIeships have been built: Submarines
are built ct Long Beach, Cal Astoria
Is the important port near the mouth
OF the Columbia river: Bath, Ne, has
been for generations & center Of ship
building. and has q shipyard where
destroyers are built; Beaufort repre-.
SCENTS two old seaports. one In North.
Carolina, fAe other In South Carolina:
Kittery Is the location 0f the Ports
mouth Navy Yard; and Gulfport is one
Of the chief ports from which the
navy gets It supply Of fuel OIL
Sunk n Charleston Hafbor
The E1ebenfeIs Is the steamer of
the Hansa Line. which was sunk In
Charleston harb0r ct the time the
<stsf.S i,ns,I~r r,ff s-aaaff <s,c nth
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Fire brick from the cargo of the
ex-German, now American steamer
Elsass is being stored In the custom
house warehouse. Other articles win
either 60 there or be stored in q pr.
yate warehouse leased by the govern
ment. They include barb and ordin.
airy wire, plate sass, paper, metal,
sardines, pianos, perfumery, Christ
mas toys, and other merchandise from
Germany and Belgium, now three
years or more old, having lain in her
holds since 1914. =.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

.oUTWARn

No g g M..anas. Walalua. Kahutu =.
s,s, g Pearl CIV. Eva nm and Va 81.
y, ~ a:s0 an, s9.fs
ss.se v e.m 2:15 pm. ss.1o
~. P:n 80 1880 pm, f11:I5 ~
mAnleWa and LeiIehna-.e a. -.
: : go Pm 500 p.m. ,I1.S,
R0r LsiIsaui 1880 an.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28
HARBoR NOTES

! Yesterday afternoon the Union on
tanker Lansing steamed for Port San
Luis, California, alter dischargiES
her oil cargo here.
= q Yy----
The Inter-Island steamer Mauna
! Loa arrived yesterday from Kauai
ports with 5000 bags Of Grove Farm
sugar, IL barrels Of honey, empty bot
ties and sundries
Freight brought IN yesterday from
Kohala, Hawaii, by the Inter-Island
steamer included ZOO sacks OF Hawi
land : 5000 Of Kohala sugar. also 30
head Of ]. A. Mcguire cattle.
Next mail from San Francisco will
arrive Monday morning The steamer
bringing It has q despatch Of SS1 bags
Cargo for this port Is ii tons, also Is
tons Of express matter. Passengers
are 30.
Cable advices received this mora
ing by Castle & Cookies shipping de-.
partment from the Matson lines San
Francisco offices, report that tEs
Maui sailed with 1888 tons Of cargo
for Honolulu and 40 for Hilo.
Purser b. Kamaiopili Of the MaunaI
Loa reports sugar awaiting shipment
on Kauai to be as follows, by planta-
tons and bags: Kekaha. 20,060; Ma
kee, 1890; LilIIe, 10000; Gay &
Robinson, 1911; Kilauea, 4S00iI
Grove Farm, 1000.
The four masted schooner Mindoro,
which arrived late Tuesday nigh.
from TaltaI, Chile, Is discharging her
nitrate cargo today. She brought
1909 tons for the Hawaiian Fertilizer
Company. The voyage up from SOutk
America took 81 days.
About 80 passengers are expectedl
to arrive Tuesday morning on the
Matscn liner Maui, which left San
francisco yesterday afternoon Homo.
Inlans booked last week included Phil
=. Baaky, Delegate Kuhio. Mrs. Doris
Paris, James Wilder. Vernon Ayau,
IT H. Renton, Gus Schuman and
others.
-
The Inter-Island steamer Ciaudia5
arrived from Maui ports this morning
with 80 cabin and % deck passengers.
Her inward freight included so head
or cattle, 20 hogs. 10 crates Of onions.
five Of chickens, 80 bags Of faro, 240
bags Of empty bottles, and 2s2 sur
dries, according to the trip report Of
Purser ]. r. Mackenzie.
The ex-GermAn steamer EIsass Is
loading sugar today at Pier IS. having
been shifted there from Pier early
this morning. She VIII finish up load
ing her local cargo at Pier and viii
steam for Hilo about Tuesday or
wednesday to complete her cargo,
which yilI total 1000 tons. She win
steam from Hilo direct for San Fran
Capt william r. Foster, harbor
master, Is having = new Office Dra-
6oIed for him At Pier 4 He win oceu
~ tho room formerly used IS Al /
office tT Henry r Rely. wharf super /
intendent CAPTAIN ~ r Curtis
assistant ',1rtc|0a6Icf win hare /
c>1,.'1 Ios'sts present oiiIee. ard
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

A. B. .vierra q. Sautani, J. Umeda, 8.
Yamamoto, Mrs. w. Kalanaole, II.
Cooper, Mr.. and Mrs. ". W Newell,
N. b. Gonen, +. Howe, F. Goodwin, w.
Williamson, 9. A. McTaggart. H. w.
Ako, r. G. Bowman, r. Lindsay, Sam
Kaakui, Aishe, L. Weinzheimer.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

The four masted schooner Mindoro
which arrived late Tuesday nigh
from TaltaI. Chile, Is discharging he
nitrate cargo today. She brough
1000 tons for the Hawaiian Fertilizel
Company. The voyage up from S0utl
America took 81 days.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Purser D. Kamaiopili Of the Mauna
Loa reports sugar awaiting shipmen'
on Kauai to be as follows, By planta
lions and bags: Kekaila. 20,060; Ma
kee, 1890; LilIIe, 10000; Gay &
Robinson, 1911; Kilauea, 1900;
Grove Farm. 1000.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

I Freight brought IN yesterday from
Kohala, Hawaii, by the Inter-Island
steamer included ZOO sacks Of Hawi
and 5000 Of Kohala sugar. also 81
head of J. A. Mcguire cattle
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Next mail from San Francisco wit
arrive Monday morning The steame.
bringing It has q despatch Of sS1 bags
Cargo for this port Is 81 tons, also Il
tons Of express matter. Passengers
are 30.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Cable advices received this morn
ing by Castle & Cookies shipping de-
partment from the Matson Ines San
Francisco offices, report that tEs
Maui sailed with 1888 tons Of cargo
for Honolulu and 40 for Hilo.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

The Inter-Island steamer Mauna
Loa arrived yesterday from Kauai
ports with 5000 bags of Grove Farm
sugar. IL barrels Of honey. empty bot
ties and suudries.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

Yesterday afternoon the Union on
tanker Lansing steamed for Port San
Luis. California, alter dischargiEg
her oil cargo here.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1917-06-28

The Inter-Island steamer Ciaudiaa
arrived from Maui ports this morning
with 80 cabin and % deck passengers.
Her inward freight included 50 head
or cattle, 20 hogs, 10 crates Of onions.
five of chickens, 80 bags Of taro, 240
bags Of empty bottles, and 2S2 sun.
dries, according to the trip report Of
Purser ]. r. Mackenzie.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-01-09
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
OF HOT WATER
Wash the poisons and toxins from
system before putting more
food Into stomach.
Says inslde-bathlns makes any.
one look and feel clean,
sweet and refreshed.

Wash yourself on the inside before
breakfast like you do on the outside.
This IS vastly more important because
tts Se;n pores do not absorb impuri~
ties into the blood. causing illness
while the bowel pores do
For every ounce Of food and drink
taken into the stomach, nearly an
ounce Of waste material must be car
ried out of the body If this waste
material Is not eliminated day by day
IL quickly fernents and generates
poisons, gases and toxins which are
absorbed or sucked into the blood
stream. through the lymph ducts
which should suck only nourishment
To sustain the body.
~ A splendid health MEASURE Is to
drink, before breakfast each day, "A
glass of real hot water with a tea.
spoonful OF limestone phosphate in II.
which Is harmless way TO wash
these poisons gases and toxins from
he stomach. liver. kidneys and bowels:
thus cleansing. sweetening and fresh
Sening the. entire ailmentary canal be-
fore putting more food into the stom-
ach.
A quarter pound OF limestone
phosphate costs but very little at the
drug store. but is sufficient 10 make
anyone an enthusiast on. inslde-hath-
ing. Men and women who are accus-
toned to wake up with a dun. aching
head or have furred tongue bad taste
nasty breath saiiow complexion,
others who have bilious attacks. acid
stomach or constipation are assured
sOf pronounced improvement in both
hsaath and appearance shortiy.-Adv.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-01-09
JURY DIeAGRtES n
CASE Of NEGRESS

After considering ,hc testimony Tor
nearly 1arce hours. 'he Jety in the
ease OF XaTa :Ay}1ams ,oforrd. 4 East
Leigh street charged nm 'Ac tustlnEs
Court WIKI having au eNrrss quantity
nf ngsior IN her possession, failed to
agrce.on a verdict ana we've dismissed
las Judge EtcharG~on The woman
piea guilty ard threw herself ON the
fuFrs, uf the court. after explaining
that the whiskey was Intended Tor
tlrsrs q ~ -t:Se-- -.- ..-.....
she Was taken INTO custody near
F.lha station December %, by Ser
geant Naymaek and Fairosman Hail
ANA Tienor attcr she had ahgnted
from Washington train. She car
ried suitcase containing Eve quarts,
pint and half pint of whiskey.
and told the policemen that shr was
employed %, cook AZ 3l& East Grace
street She saT1 that she had been
to Washington ia procure the spirits
for her own conS@m pton
When She appeared in court she
entered . plea OF guilty. and the
jury took the case, hut came back in
few minutes to ascertain whether
or not they would he compelled TO
give her q jail sentence They were
told that the minimum penalty IN
cases OF tHat nature was HaN me anu
thirty da.s In !an They retired again
ard when they had been gone for
some time. jUtt Richardson called
them }pck 10 l arm what was the
matter They told him they were
unable TO agree
They returned again. and when they
had been gone for another half hour,
came back 10 say that they had been
unable to reach an agreement. For
the fhlrd time they went back bat
soon retained and told the judge they
could not agree One juror, it IS said,
was firm III his opinion that the wo-
man should be given ~ maximum
penalty, which is $500 fine ana six
months IN Jail, and the others were
more ienjen, Find that no agree
ment could lac arrived AZ they were
dismissed. aud ~ cas- continued
Gntil another jury car be selected
The jury in the case was composed
of the following men: Harry p.
CARRIER, Charles Edgar, Allen VI.
lyon. IT. George X. TerVer, Mann G.
Eichel Jack l.. Epps and Julian A.
HudgSns.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-01-09
CHINESE SAY CLEVELAND
TALK IS ALL SLANG

Cleveland. Jan. s.--Maybe you
haven't tumbled. but the guys and the
DANES in this burg have cashed in so
heavy on the slang stun that English
as she is spoke Is all shot. On the
level!
Take a buzz in your boiler down
to any Of the swell eat joints and
will get an earful. believe US. and
what you listen in on won't be the
brand of talking you got from the
DANES in the education foundries.
The latest guy to get hep to this
bunch is Arson T. Wong. who fer
ried over the pond from China to get
rounding up gang Of Chinese boys
now to give 'em lessons in English
at the Y. M. C. *.
THE people Of the United States
do not converse in English; they talk
In slang" says Arson. a.
ITO go along the street and hear
an intelligent person say Fer the
love OF Mike. Louey, where'd you get
that blanket? It's a regular brass
II am almost tempted to teach my
pupils slang first and English after
ward. Then they won't be up against
it, so to speak. to get the drift of
the average conversation"
No rats In the neighborhood Of the
belfry there. Swell bunch, we'd call
it. And the pupils would breeze along.
too, II he called the turn.
If we lamp It right, the slang
stuffs mother-in-laws to us. And
any clover kicker who's coming in to
give the bright lights the once over
might,~as well get Jake to 1t. for it'll
be nix on the mixing with the danes
and the coping of the shekels with
out 1t In the big burgs.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1917-01-09
A REAL
LID FOR WILSON

Washington. Jan. s.-President VIII.
son will sport the niftiest straw lid
extant next season II an old adm,rer
A. j. Hibbett. of Hattiesburg. Mass.
has his way about 1t. Mr.. Hibbett to-
day wrote Secretary Tumuity that to
provide the President with the most
original piece of headgear he ever saw"
the writer was now weaving for him
a hat made of ryestraw in a unique
pattern. The maker says the hat In
made by tieing the straws as they in
tersect, making necessary more than
1000 knots. Secretary Tumulty sent
a message of thanks. but added some
time will elapse before the President
lays aside his winter Kelly.