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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
SiDELlGHTS0NW WANRM0VES.

r. M & PKEMER AQUT declined acc ,sefr the position of '"'"
As head of the British Asqu,h years with the
uo@is and natnasts 1t under the regime Auih that the home
equal qua number Of enemies among the several Irish factions knowledge & M S
situation ireland hopeless caused him to pass on the mantle to some more
By turning the Irish question Lloyd
nS % m and his coalition government has partially gotten out from under 2nd @
menace mas been very real and near hand at times during the three years OF
Knowing that religion back Irish trouble who share
the attitude OF Asqu that the situation is without solution
which very small cmen. Of the whole irish population Stands for complete
the British make Ire
land entity such Australia Canada The orangmen OF Ulster
constituent convention ,@" but giving the Information at the end Of
the resolution that they do not think possible reach settlement through the
Roman Catholic Ireland Nationalist Ireland strong home rule the
ern Ireland and n majority in the whole island
Protestant Ireland northern counties which Belfast is the chief
The Protestant counties that Home Rule Rome Rule The Ulster
men Of the SIX counties opposed to Dublin because the Roman
chief Sir Edward Carson organized the home rule plan by civil
and with block the house Of
he nao1, leaving church out " much as the 0Tansemen would
allow them TO- nave pcrSny fought tor united Ireland and against the
clusion OF the northern counties
Roman Catholic naonas Protestant evenly
BY accurate the Catholics have little the best OF numbers by
While nionals Tyrone Fermanash
tona plan settlement
counties as firmly bound by religion to the the
These pcck counties containing part the pop
l. Ga!yn the brilliant and Uniformed of the London
Ireland make concessions for the duration Of the war; to exclude ali OF the
northern eognte, including Tyrone and pernanash
their brothers and the stubborn population
Oasm forgotten battle the Boe they have shown by
their organization the months previous the opening the
windows rather than give Roman Catholic Ireland and Protestant Ireland
The British cabinet this thing go through now big
held up home to be ready to with Irish emergencies like the Easter
land The United States Ireland have home rule and Lloyd
,uo% rT' fp"'' states " TINS war wit" ITS whole strength and A'"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
CHOOSING A PROFESSION.

OLDEST II professions agriculture has not drawn to
its ranks the proper proportion medicine and the law
having seemed TO be inviting professions Since the
farmer boy Of the days gone by kept well occupied
during all of the dayyy' hours he wa, fully justified in
seeking the profession Ihch brought him TO town where
he had the chance to rise to distinction and wealth
But the has changed and the boy who now
chooses agriculture a profession is showing lot OF
wisdom. II there absence OF farm machinery and
hd motor cars, youngsters would be attracted to the
profession which makes speciality OF plant lie and live
stock but with the tractor and other machinery which now
do the heavy work drudgery ban,hcd and in its pac.
has the skilled young man as the director OF the
engines which relieve the muscles,
In own state many rich men are establishing fine
stock farms this opens up field for the professional
sgrcu,urist, the boy who has attended Okdhoma's A.
and NJ college to iit himself for high salaricd place
The rich who invests fine animals !, not satisfied
to turn their management any old kind ot ahorcr
who comes along; he wishes the services oi man who
knows both the scientific and the practical side OF farm
life.
1t is quite certain that the Young professional ayrcul
trists Of Oklahoma and other state, are IN reccp, OF
larger average salaries than are the doctor and the LAWYER
OF course We don't propose discourage talented boy,
from entering career in the Law or medicine but some
oi them will find that better opportunities arc cut oi door,
than indoors
While the war will take good many physicians ava,
from the United States mos, o those professional men vii
return boy need feel lha, he viii be needed to he'll
out the shortage rrohah, We can spare few doctors
and the others will he forced ,o work a little harder or
little bit more OF remuneration hut there viii he no short
age And the field o the law Is such that there will b
plenty Of barristet, TO represent 40 clients
But the demand Tor professional agriculmrsts i, II
excess Of the supply Modern farms require skilled mcr
TO handle them The engineer and the chemist are uc,lo
the better class OF farms And each time a rich man ID
Oklahoma invests IN fine farm, a hipb.,alarcI place D.
offered to the scientific dr,ruuri,t The boy VIII,
oyetlookS this opening overlooking lhe road that lead
on tn honor and fortune
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
RIpplNdRHYMEs
BlMK Mason
NCcpyfygtt {9y7
CHEER UP.
THROUGH days OF strife be drawing
ncar though war NAV lau for

THROUGH days OF strife be drawing
near, though war may last for
many year, II is not well to
yield TO fear; cheer up Don't let your
optimism fade you give the foe untlme.
ly aid when of Your fears you make pa
rade. cheer up! have three uncles
bearing arms nine cousins went 10
wars alarms, and yet my smile retains
its charms; cheer up They say we'll
soon be short OF meat. we'll be deprived
OF corn and wheat but. while we have
enough to eat, cheer up They say well
bear upon our backs the burden OF
irightiul tax Just now no man that
burden packs; cheer up They're say
ing this, and saying that, designed to
knock our spirits flat, and they are
talking through hatcher upl Don't
cross a bridge until you're there; don't
look ahead to borrow care; don't starve
until your oupboards bare; cheer up
Don't try TO chill the hopeful chap;
you'll never help him win scrap by
having tears upon your map; cheer IN.
Just now we need no talk Of gloom, no
prophecies of dole and doom; be cheer
iul as the flowers in bloom-cheer upi
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

and not know anything about his
neighborS
man never sneers at luck until he
gets so wealthy that he no longer has
to depend on it.
The fact that YOU are too popular
with yourself may explain why YOU arc
so unpopular with others.
Some men are so lucky that il they
ever jumped from the frying pan into
the fire they would nut the fire out.
Tell girl that she is as pretty as a
picture and she can't wait until she
gets to where there is mirror.
The lad who tries to drown his sor-
rows IN the flowing bowl merely sue
oecds IN making his head swim
II may seem paradoxical But the
iareSt women are often the uniairest
After all. the honeymoon is merely
the delightful interval during which
he thinks he is married to an angel
and she thinks that she is married 10
saint
A wife can spend so much time pre-.
tending that her husbands salary i.
twice as big as it is that she gets tc
believe it herself and spends it ,ha,
way
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Luke McLuke Saws.

The man who is his own worst enemy
will usually make friends with every
body but himself
And il some people enjoyed perfect
peace. they would be miserable because
there was nothing to kick about
The lad who hasn't any is almost as
badly off as the man who has too much
self confidence
It doesn't take a wealth of thought
to give a man a thought OF wealth.
A man seldom thinks of treSpassing
until he sees a sign announcing that
il is not allowed
Every now and then YOU will meet a
man who IS so liberal with his sympa
thy that he never thinks oi handing
out anything else.
Let the other fellow do all the talk
ing and YOU will soon know all that he
knows.
II it WASH, for his wife a man could
live in a neighhorhood for twenty years
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
WHAT EDITORS SAY
There's Way of Doing a Favor.

Dong too many things because YOU consider them a
duty will surely cause YOU lose the benefit and much OF
the pleasure which Your efforts should bring
Setting your Jaws and saying, =" my duty to help this
that person brings relief To tho in Your thoughts
perhaps hut does YOU personally no good
II often jus, another form of NcliNhnc'S this helping
people al much expense to your own body ur soul
You know that when YOU are all tired out and keen
thinking o the great good YOU did and urcouScousy all
The time YOU patng yourself the back because YOU
did ,u much for A."
Kindly deeds should he performed for the purpose Of
sci, enjoyment hu, IN the spirit which can forget the effort
and reap the real rcVardoy at the happiness oi others
When YOU begin TO realize how hard YOU an, working
for another II Is time 20 stop and get the spirit OF action
right
IL is no, kind To- the other persons either to allow then
to that YOU have had your hair and turn every
thing upside down to confer favor BE sympathetic -
even when hcS,owiug iavors- Chicago American.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
NEW WHEAT AT ARDMORE.

GARTER county sends ont the joyful news that binders
are clipping the golden grain and that soO .acr,
wheat field is about 10 yield twenty hu,r, PC, acre TIN,
one farm then, will furnish 1000 bu,hJl, as Oklahoma,
first contribution OF record IN relieving the oud crisis
While acreage in this state did not Weld enough
wheat to pay for rs harvesting Oklahoma proposes to
market a wheat crop close to gOCcO bushels After
ts>1ns people will be quite able to eontribut,
D y bspins the hungry people OF other lands.
voon ~ on, Oklahoma will be busy spot for sis
hrsNlag msehisesy will be tased to its capacity
PuuA eto1 1e,usss tsssA Oklahoma responds.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
FINANCING THE WAR.

DATRlOTlC people Of Oklahoma City are buying Liberty
bonds Possibly our allotment will be oyersubscrlbed
II IT s such action exhibits supreme loyalty But let no
altc in the belief that plenty OF money will be sub
scrbed by the other fellows Such fatering loses battles.
II will cost less to win the than to lose it II VIC
don't finance the war and the allies epulscd then we'll
he forced TO raise that will saggcr Buy
bond NOW and strengthen the forces that battle for the
freedom OF men
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
THE 6-DAY MARKET.

IN former years the city market open only on Sat
nrday Now the market is open six days OF each week
and housewives have the pick OF the green stuff from
local gardens by being hand in the early hours OF SIX
days OF the week
After long period OF paying toll to the canned goods
packers families Of Oklahoma City make their purses
do double duty with the truck gardeners who prepared
to supplement the supplies OF the individual backyard
gardens
For many years the people Of this city pleaded for a
city market their appeals have been answered those who
patronzc the market men will be following real economy
and also help to stimulate industry which has vital
bearing local business. Buying the market keeps
the money at home where it is expended with own
business people
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
BUYING A HOME.

once there was man who moved around from place
~ to place tempted by few dollars increase of salary
lie paid freight charges his household goods several
times The equal to the value OF pair OF lots
Tie still pays rents
There was another who concentrated his energies
his position experienced the satisfaction OF having his
salary raised a which enabled him TO buy pair
OF lots Then he visited the building and loan association
and borrowed money build horsr The home paid
ior now lie pays rent
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

Lieutcnan, Currin Of fire company
No 10, claims that the oldest Joke is
the one about an irishman who was in
the army and during a battle heard a
wounded man crying for assistance
he mans foot was shot off. so IA,
hoisted the man over his shoulder and
started for the field hospital The
mans head was hanging over Pat,
shoulder and cannon ball came along
and took off the mans head withou,
Pat knowing It. When Pat reached the
hospital surgeon looked at Pats bur.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Then IL HapDened

Il wonder if you could" mused the
kummy as he stirred his highball
You wonder il YOU could what"
asked the Barkeep, as he started to un
tie his apron string.
l wonder II you could say that let
tiers OF credit are capital letters" said
the kummy as he headed for the door
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
'LUKEM:LUKE
Ibis COLUMN
Copyright I%7
Wunl

! have nine lives" the old cat cried
You others are not In IT."
nun beat that the frog replied.
For | croak every minute"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
oh

Oi course We are having, some pretty
warm weather But what we started
to say was that il YOU don't like it YOU
can 60 to Helen Fry in ST. Paris, Ohio.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

The New Haven Railroad company proposes to abandon
100 trains weekly in the interest OF economy lot OF the
stockholders in the days Of President Mcllcn would have
reoiced il that kind of economy had prevailed before the
stock dropped more than 100 points
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

den and said 1--WE can't do anything
for tha, man. His head has been sho,
off" Pat dropped the dead man on
the ground and said The dom liar
told me il was his foot"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Hooray.

The summer gifl We soon will scan.
We u look her DER:
roi rhc VIII wear n coat OF tan.
Ana not muCh tnnrc
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
OLDSToRlDS.'
IN NEWT,YpB
Itom INo TIMES PLEA

Twenty Years Ago.
Sam Murphy, Doctor Dewey and w.
]. Mcclure went to Guthrie this morn
ing to watch the political pot boil.
Mrs. KcSpohl who has been visiting
her daughter, Mrs George Gardner,
departed for her home in Illinois yes
terday
Ed Durland departed this morning
for Ottawa. Kan, where he will take
charge OF the billing department Of the
WellsFargo.
Fifteen Years Ago.
b 6. Mcclure OF Pawnee was in the
city today
Dick T. Morgan of FL Reno was in
the city yesterday
The rainfall for this month has
broken the record More than twelve
inches The rainfall since March has
exceeded twenty inches.
Frank Carey who resides with hi,
parents at 439 West Fourth street. fell
from a tree today and broke his arm.
City Attorney John Fl. Wright re-
turned yesterday from stay in Hot
Springs.
Ten Years Ago.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Bierce leave
the first of the week for New York
where they expect to sail on June IL
on the Campania for the continent to
remain until the last of September.
Mr.. Charles Edward Johnson left
| Yesterday for New York and will sail
Saturday on the steamer Lucania for
his old home in Langstarp Hard,
Sweden, to he gone until August On
account OF her health Mrs. Johnson
will remain with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ G. Miner.
Mr., and Mrs Byron Shear and Miss
Anne Hoover left this morning for tho
east On the eighth OF June they will
sail for Europe where they will spend
three months touring in France. Swift
zerland, Germany, Italy and England
Mrs. II Coulter Todd left this
morning for an extended visit with
relatives in Canada and other north
crn cities.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

The Prohibition law doesn't to be in good working
order in Russia The Russians should pass bone-dry
law, ihatd turn the trick
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Haw, Hawl

40 not like this big mouthed Ball.
ms talk gives me a 1T:
ann Whilc his voice can I'M a hail,
II also emptles IL.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Paw Knows Everything

Willlc-Paw, what is blunt man?
Paw-One who comes right to the
point, my son
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
nticel

When you feel that YOU are ready to
eash IN take trip TO Grand Junction.
enn, and call on llurse the under
taker.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

The secretary OF the La Grange
lky) branch Of the club informs n,
that Wood Head Pate Head Wood
Button and Wood Mount have Just
Joined.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Newspapets in Schools

Newspapers arc beginning he used in rural schools as
substitute, Tor textbook, more especially furnishing cur
rent reading IN place OF hbay books and magazines This
step Will hc a benefit IN two ways First It will he
ct u,utng the pupils IN current events and sec
ondlN It will make the newspapers better No paper will
bee tolerated unless IS clean and wholesome and the pub.
Usher who prints paper that meets the demand will be
No, one 10 enjoy the patronage Toledo Chronicle
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Ouch |

, j. Byron Ache is dentist and has
ms office al IS West Main street.
Uniontown, Pa.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

They also serve who only sard and wait in line at the
bank to buy a Liberty bond
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Names Is Names
Our DailY Sperial

Lille May Byrnc lives at Miami,
burg, Ohio.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

II YOU can't enlist in the ranks you can at least enrol
IN the army OF bondholdcrs Buy bond
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Strange.

I can't make out this Oswald Hark,
lie Is funny yink.
ne = Always making drv remarks,
And yet he doesn't drink.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Yessir

(Coldwater Chronicle
Luxe, IN speaking OF he'll with ref
erence to reformers fanatics and COS
SIPS would 1t be proper to refer 10 il
as a melting pot?'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Our Joe Miller Contest

When man is looking Tor trouble h,
finds fault. "
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Gosh

=. II prohibition comes many OF the
di'tlIlers will be made paupcrs This
reminds us that the owner OF distilery
No. o. Seventh district OF Indiana, is
John Beggs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31
Fooeyl

Smith has a very strong face hasn,
he - remarked Brown.
1t must be, agreed Jones. ole has
neen living on It ever since | knew
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

The Chicago man who SAYS his taxes are too low i, in
danger o being hy his ncghhots to the asylum
florida Times Union jacksonville.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

An Arkansas man has invented musical instrument
that is between the banjo and the ukulcle How
such an instrument would have made the Arkansas traveller
ut up and take nol,ce-Dcsete News tSalt Lake City,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

4 Protestant clergyman, Catholic prizes, and ewi,l
rabbi arc he appointed trustees Of the 100000 estate
lolhdayhutg (raO man left 20 charity, that ever,
cent will he rightly applied /, should work Buffalo TX
press
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

Striking vaudeville artists pelted their brethren in
BROOKLYN hsatet with aged eggs and vegetables, As the
had been out from, before doubtless ey had NO
realized how bad many vaudeville acts at.Grand Rapid
tMich) Press
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

When YOU feel like denouncins humanity reflect that
out OF the worlds nearly two billion population there arc
on, few sneas who resort to anonymous letter writing
Pittsburgh Post
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1917-05-31

Ed Durland departed this morning
for Ottawa, Kan, where he will take
charge OF the billing department of the
lls-Fargo.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1917-09-26
IsHI Netiua
~ -~~~r'>-s- ~
STATE Or MAINE.

SSATE Of MAINE.
HAscocx - Psou.rx cor,,
Soricn % Arrosvruwsrs or F1scrrox n,
nfstsrsAross, GwAapIAss oE Aprlrs "a,
CossuavAroas-
tNors-such notices in estate. On
Mount Desert t~isn, will be Vu hiish.S
hereafter 10 the Bsr Hsrbor fiszxs:- Ia
estates In Deer Isle and s,onsnston,
10 the Dees fsis Asssesces; in ali che,
estates In Tms ELtswoarH sxsKtcAx.l
DuBLfC notice 10 hrrrsv given auasr Tia
u pfovsatcns of d sp;ef iss Of the public ,vs
OF The Btake OF NA&ns ca ~ :. that ne tollo.i.f
named persons have been appointed ,Iecs-
tors, sdruinistrasosA guardians OF sdail. NJ
conservstoss. respectively, in the kereina.xr
named estaseA
s,iiiman N. 6rinaie, late o; pencb,cO,. d
said county. decreased. Albert p. Lesea 4
Pencbscot. In said county. appointed aenis-
istrstor with the ~iIi annexed Of the eVSs
Of aa.d dere:ssd: date Of Qualification SEP
Mary T. Jackson. late OF Css;ine, in az
couHty, deceased. John r. Waiting. Of AZ
Casttus. appointed executor Of the iAss sig
and e ssansst q said deceased; date Of ssA.
thcattou Sc pt ssDbef Z. ., d. 1917.
Mary A. Collins. late Of casilns. la an
county. dsceased Prank J. Coomes, I've
leg Bowcen, J. Y. Perkins. al Of cassiAs, a
said county. Asd Cyrns Leach snd Ateas
poiased EXECUTORS Of the lass viii saa issss'
ment al said dss eas~d; date Of qaaliacs;isa
Anxuss n D 4 1911.
vssaA T. NcR&s. late OF frsmous IN ~
county, deceased. kosn u. Clark o. Tn
mont. In said county. appointed csecsie' =
the last will aod testament Of said dreeast;
dats Of Qualification y piemssg 4, a. q. MI
John ~ HoAsson, late OF Baegspors. IN az
county, deceased. Lenora r. Hoas.ea q
buc hspors, In said county. Appointed Adnis'
istrAtrix wtah the uili annexed OF The ssAx
Of paid dsceased; date Of qaaliacAtsea ~
tembeg Z. - a. 1877.
John ". 0sindie. late OF the city. ecss5
and seAss q New York. deceased. Joan J.
knowilon ~ Ellsworth, In said county, y
potntrd admintstrator de besis rsos VITA ~
WI Anns1ed Of the estate o. sAla ases.s
date at Qualification September 3 a. d. M.
Dated ~ Ellsworth. in said eoan.y, IN
twenty sazsh dAy Of September, =. q. 1911
RoY c. HANKS, Regis;s'