The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1917-12-24
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-T4s but a little thing 10 give
one dollar to the hand
That saves the lads who stand ',wixt
And tyrauny's rcd hand.
'-ria but a little act 20 do.
And yet such good twill BRING
That not to give that dollar
Were a monztroua wicked thlng.
Klnucar park cars now run IN
fleets one fec, every % minutes
And ,h. conductor on the Lake
Ruricn line overaiecpa according 90
Tornmls. our office boz. ana that's
what make. our office boy late.
sorns aiItsnr-Tvmnie
Ground glass found in food In
io~ Angeles. Probably Just another
attempt 90 substitute for meat
An egx. We ar. told. h . German
bomb in tronchology. We suppo->
that an ornelet Is what IL left afer
the egg strikes.
NIFTY NOVELTIES
Canto Two
Chapter Ill.
when Melancholy Hannah went
10 school she vas always playing the
s.a game. She found something 70
he aad about In the fac; that her loo
cons were 10 easy for her that she
couldn't worry about them. and she
uas sad about the fact that her
teacher was 70 pleasant that she
couldn't BE- sad while In tho cltrs'
room. and when she finished gram
mar school with tho highest mark
of al she was said because every
body couldn't have az high marks
A. ahe had she grew so sad on that
occasion that the whole class grad
uated In n flood Of tears. Aelan.
choly Hannah vas In such state
Of sadness over this that she grew
happy. and that made her ssdder
because she couldn't be sad while
she was happy
Chapter ".
As might be expected. Melancholy
Hannah fell in love with the sadd~-t
specimen OF humanity she met. and
IL made hsr 90 m SCRABBLE and fearful
that she had TO float down the
church aisle in gondoia. She
S-A To-.
mackintoshes. and the minister
wore a diving suit.
Chapter v.
Strange To say. all Of Melancholy
Hannah's children were such sunny.
hearted creatures that Hannah
couldn't teach them the sad game.
Two Of them wcre drowned and she
vgept over them because they weren't
sad enough. but the other three
were Of such n Fayety and sunni.
ness that they dried up her tears
faster than they fell. and thus spoiled
Hannah's life for her. She found
herself growing 20 happy that she
couldn't play the sad game any
more. and died at 80 Of a broken
heart because she'd forgotten how
20 be sad.
Chapter vi.
II she had only lived long enough
to know this tale was going 10 be
written about her. she might have
been saved For I leave Il 10 you
II II isn't about the saddest piece of
work you ever read.
Facts About the Stone Age
The day after a party where con-
fetti was thrown. was always a busy
day for the bone setting doctors.
Peddling one bin n day was con.
sidered days work for hand
bill peddler IN them days.
Imagine your boy a ncwsboy
those Days standing on the corner
with a stone quarry under his arm.
When the bills came IN to the
odd man" on the first OF the month
they came in on a string Of flat cars
and looked something like a circus
parade.
Teeth and claws were used for
currency. therefore jellyflsh wasn't
considered very valuable as a money
factor.
The United States shipping board
Ia like tho Russian government, n
sort OF an f-again-on.again.hom
again affair.
Re good scout and buy your
Christmas presents at the Girls War
Relief bazaar.