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The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
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 Wye is still on the map although the forest fires tried hard to wipe it off October 20 and 21, but by the hard work of the good citizens it was sub- aued and on Sunday afternoon they were assisted by the live wire, MT c. H. Underwood, who fought the flames vigorously.
 C. H. Underwood called on c. ]. c. Nelson after the battle with the fire and the two chieftains came to the conclusion that their brigades had done nobly to have saved H. Sehoen- feld's and MT. Rifles places.
 D. Handley raised bumper crop of corn this year and fine fruit
 Geo. Bedding raised fine crop of peas and beans this year and is work ing hard to gather it.
 c. T. G. Nelson is gathering his crop of sweet potatoes on the Schoenfeld place.
 B. H. Chapman, our postmaster, had narrow escape from losing his big leld of corn by the Saturday fire.
 Mrs. Chas w Wallom and daugh- ter, Marie, were pleasant callers at MT. and Mrs. c. ]. c. Nelson's last Wednesday.
 c. J. G. Nelson gave Chas. Stockl two fine pigs.
 Mrs. c. w. Wallom and son, Ralph, went to Ledwidge Saturday.
 Martin Gauld1n of Chicago visited Wye last week with prospective buyer who contemplates putting in a 500-acre orchard near Wye.
 c. J. c. Nelson has demonstrated that his peaches top the market wherever exhibited.
 D. Handy is building an addition to his, house, using stone. as he says it will be cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter
 c. J. G. Nelson sold two fine hogs to L. L. Smith, the Bigelow meat man, last Saturday for $50.
 Jas. Ray expected to make about four tons of broom corn this year at s300 per ton.
 c. H. Underwood with family has moved out of the Rifle place into
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
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The health of our neighborhood is very good, except for Alvin Galloway, who has been quite III for some time, but is improving some.
 Crops are proving to be very good, except cotton, especially the late planting. We believe those who plant cotton another year should use every precaution possible to get an early growth. In order to do this one should plant early, use fertilizer and at least one and one-half bushels of seed per acre, to head of the boil weevil. The use of large quantity of seed is to insure better stand in case of a late frost.
 My father depends on farming for a living, so want some of the cor respondents to write through the Pu- laskian and give their experience in raising better crops. If you know anything worth knowing, then let us all share your knowledge.
 Mrs. L. B. Hamilton of Little Rock spent few days visiting Chas. Hard castle and family last week.
 J. c. Gibson, while gathering corn last week, killed a rattlesnake that had 15 rattles and button He said there was no damage done from fright, as the corn he tore down was already matured.
 We are to have a new bridge across Bayou Meto soon, on the Jacksonville and Cato road
 J. R. Adams of Mud Alley visited
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

HiIaro Road 10.40 chains to the quar- ter section corner stone on the south side of Section thirty-two (32), Town ship one CD north, Range twelve f1z1 west; thence north eighty-seven (87) degrees west along the range line a distance of 2.46 chains to the quarter section corner on the north side of said Section five t5). the point Of be- ginning. and containing 1.26 acres, more or less, in north half Of north east quarter. Section 5. Township 1s Range 12 west. Pulaski county. Arkan- sas.
 Upon your failure so to do. judg- ment will be entered vesting aiI title In said land in the plaintiff school dis triet
 Witness my hand and the seal Of said court this 31st day of August. 1917.
 J. s. MALoNEY. Clerk.
 By o, l.. MeNAIR, D. C.
 w. F. Cochrane Attorney ad Litem. 21-2S-5-12-1a-26
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER

WARNING ORDER State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss. Tn the Pulaski Chancery Court. Arlington Heights Land Co.,. Plaintiff.
 vs. 21899. L. W. Cherry and Lima D. Cherry. his wife; Ben Cox and Jennie Cox. his wife. Defendants. The defendants. Ben Cox and Jennie Cox. his wife. are warned to appear in this court within thirty days and an- swer the complaint of the plaintiff. Arlington Heights Land Go. September go, 1917.
 W. S. BOONE. Clerk. r. J. GINOcCHIO. D. c. Carmichael Brooks & Rector. SoIrc- itors for Plaintiff 5-12-19-26.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
NOTICE. of Arkansas, County

NOIlCE. State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss.
 Common School District 1s of Pulaski Ciunty. Plaintiff.
 vs.
 Annie Cole, widow. and unknown heirs of A. w. Cole, Deceased, Defendants. To the unknown heirs of A. w. Cole and unknown owners of land herein described: You are hereby notified to appear in the Pulaski Circuit Court, Second Division, within the next fifty days and defend this suit against the condemnation for school purposes of the following described lands:
 Begin at the quarter section corner on the north side of Section five (5). Township 1 south, Range 12 west, and run thence south along the half sec ton line with compass adjusted to 2 variation of five t5) degrees and forty nine (49) minutes east. a distance of 1925 chains to the center of the Hi- iaro Road; thence north fourteen (14j degrees east, along the center of said
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

relatives and friends in Gravel Ridge neighborhood Sunday
 J. J. Todd's little boy who had three fingers blown off while playing with a dynamite cap, is improving very fast. This is the second boy of his that has lost three fingers on the left hand in the last three months
 Skpel
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARMING ORDER.

WAItNFNU 0ftIJEHs State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Circuit Court. Walter Brown & W. T. Ogiesby. trad ing as Brown & Oglesby Cash Feed Co.,, Plaintiffs,
 yS. Yukon Mill & Grain Co.,, Defendant. The defendant, Yukon Mill & Gram Co.,. Is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Brown x Oglesby Cash Feed Co. October 4, 1917
 J. S. MALoNEY. Clerk By R. R. BRODIE, D. O. ". D. Swaim. Attorney for Plaintiff. Fred A. Isgrig. Attorney ad Aten for Defendant
 5-12-19-2e.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas, County of Pulaski--ss.
 In the Pulaski Chancery Court. H. J. Fitzpatrick. Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 21965. Francis Fitzpatrick. Defendant. The defendant, Francis Kilpatrfck, rs warned to appear In this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. H. l. Fitzpatrick. October 16. 1917. J. A. GIBSON. D. c. M. l.. Reinberger. Solicitor for Plain tiff.
 F. B. Buchanan. Attorney ad Litem. 19-26-2-9.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING oRDER-

State of Arkansas, County of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Scott $. Pankey, Plaintiff.
 vs. No. 2t937. V. Pankey, Defendant. The defendant, V. Pankey, Is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff Scott s. Pankey. October 10. 1917.
 W. S. BOONE. Clerk. F. J. GINOCCHIO. D. c. Grover T. Owens. Solicitor for Plain tifr.
 Lasker Ehrman. Attorney ad Litem 12-19-26-2.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
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 This community was saddened Sun day afternoon by the accidental shooting of Charlie Cleveland, aged 15 years, by his friend and playmate, Harvey Horton. The boys had been to the woods to get walnuts and car ried their guns along when on return ing home Harvey dropped his gun and it fired, shooting his little friend in the side. He lived only few min utes and said, .'Go tell mamma, and get somebody here quick, then died. The news was spread and in a short time MT. and Mrs. A. P. Bryant, with
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Nora Vestal Plaintiff.
 ys. No. 22000. Charles Vestal ct al, Defendant. The defendants, Ellen Wfegel and Reed Vestal. are warned to appear in this court within thirty days and an- swer the compalint of the plaintiff, Nora Vesta1. October 25 1917.
 W. s. BOONE, Clerk. J. A. GIBSON. D. c. Murphy McHaney. Solicitors for Plaintiff
 .. c. Reed. Attorney ad Litem. 26-2-9-16.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
wARNIN0 OLDER.

" lS Vftf1E4Et State of Arkansas. County
 of Pulaski---ss. In the Pulaski chaneery Court Ida Sanders, Plaintiff.
 vs. No. 219fb. Bristol Sanders Defendant. The defendant. Bristol Sanders. ia warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Ida Sanders. October 4, 1917.
 W S. BOONE. cIerk. J. A. GIBSON, D. c. Fulk & Boyd. Solicitors for plaintfU. Roy Martin. Attorney ad Litem. b-12-19-26
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

WANING OHDH4. State of Arkansas. County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Odessa West. Plaintiff.
 vs. No. 2f939. Virgil w. West, Defendant. The defendant. Virgil W. West. fs warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff Odessa West. October 10. 1917.
 W. s. BOONE. ciork. F. J. GINOCCHIO. D. c. Price Shofner, Solicitor for Plaintiff. Roscoe Lynn. Attorney ad Litem. 12-19-26-2.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

State of Arkansas. County
 of Pulaski-ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court. J. W. Nelson, Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 2189o w. E. Nelson, Defendant, The defendant, w. E. Nelson Ys warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, J. w. Nelson. September 29, 1917.
 W. s. BOONE. clerx- F. J. GINOCCHIO. D. c. Monroe Smith, Solicitor for Plaintfff. 5-12-19-26.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDEH- State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaskf-ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court. Ollie Wilson. Plaintiff.
 vs. No. 21947. William Wilson, Defendant. The defendant. William Wilson, Is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, Ollie Wilson.
 W. s. BOONE, Clerk. F. J. GINOCCHIO, D. c. John D. Shackleford. Solicitor for Plaintiff.
 H. c. Locklar. Attoney ad Litem. 12-19-26-2.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
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 The Sweet Home Community Club met at the home of Mrs. James Brown last Wednesday evening. The next meeting will be held at Mrs. E W. Dixons.
 Mrs. w. P. Dixon and Mrs John Dixon were callers at Mrs. L. A Mil. ler's, Mrs. G. G. McCiain's. Mrs. E. S. Dixon's and Mrs. T. Hoekstra's Mon day evening.
 Mrs. w, W. Wilson, Mrs A. W. Brown, Mrs. M Jacobson and children spent Thursday evening with Mrs. l.. A. Miller.
 Mrs. T. Hoekstra spent Thursday with Mrs. R. T. Brown.
 Edgar Dixon spent Sunday evening with his cousins, Avery and Thomas Dixon.
 Miss Blanche Thomas spent Sunday with Misses Lucille and Mildred Mill Ter
 MT. and Mrs. T. Hoekstra and chill dren spent Sunday with MT and Mrs. John Dixon and children.
 Miss Erma Dixon spent Thursday night with her aunt, Mrs. S. F. Brown of Little Rock
 The Sweet Home Community Club will have booth at the fair
 Brother Mckinney filled his regu- lar appointment at the Pine Grove Baptist Church Sunday morning and evening
 Born-To MT. and Mrs, T. D. Jacks, October 2l, son.
 Little Florence Graddy has pneu- monia. l Diberal zuber was on the sick list last week
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
MANNING ORDER.

State of ArlSansaa. County of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Jennie Cooper, Plaintiff.
 vs. No. 2l946, J. F Cooper, Defendant The defendant. J. +. Cooper. is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Jennie Cooper. October Il. 1917.
 W. S. BOONE. Clerk. l.. ]. GTNOCCHIO. D c. John D. Shaekleford. Solicitor for Plaintiff.
 T. c. Locklar, Attorney ad Liten. 12-19-26-2.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
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 c. J. Singleton has sold two bales of cotton.
 Floyd English and T. R Palmer are digging their potatoes.
 Mrs. c. J. Schoffner of BluefeId w. Va, is visiting her sister, Mrs. Mary Wild, of this place.
 We have school at Landmark for the winter. Our school at Oak Grove was burned last winter and we have had no school since.
 Everybody is picking cotton and trying to sell it before the price goes down.
 Mrs. E. P. Bennett has been on the sick list for the past week.
 MT. Going went fishing last Thurs day and caught nine big cat fish.
 Stuart Lowry, wife and children spent Saturday at the home of r. J. English.
 F. J. English and Stuart Lowry went o'possum hunting Saturday night.
 Mrs. Tate of Little Rock visited MT. I. T. Biggs Monday night
 MT. Strick of Little Rock was visi- tor at this place Sunday.
 MT. Rion and Bob Bunch are haul ing their sorghum to the mill.
 MT. c. J. Singleton is having his potatoes dug. Mammals Cook.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

" tktINENNF UEtBBNs State of Arkansas. County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Ed Harmon. Plaintiff,
 ys. No. 219f4. Ollie Harmon, Defendant. Tho defendant, Ollie Harmon. fa warned to appear In this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Tgd Harmon. October f, 1917.
 W. S. BOONE. Clerk. J. A. GIBSON, D. C. Ifulk & Boyd, Solicitors for Plaintiff Roy Martin, Attorney ad Litem- 5-12-19-26.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARMING ORDER.

State of Arkansas. County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Josie Murreil. Plaintiff.
 vs. oliver Murrell Defendant The defendant. Oliver MurreIf, fs warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint Of the plaintiff. Josie MurreIi. October 3. 1917.
 W. s. BOONE. Clerk. J. A. GIBSON, D. c. John D. shackleford. Solicitor for Plaintiff.
 II. C. LoelSlar. Attorney ad Lrters. 5-12-19-26.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas. County of

State of Arkansas. County of PuIaskf--ss.
 In the Pulaski Chancery Court. Ocia Boatright Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 2f828. Will Boatright, Defendant. The defendant. Will Boatright, is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Ocia Boatright. October IS, 1917.
 W. s. BOONE. Clerk. I. A GIBSON. D. c. W. D. Swain. Solicitor for Plaintiff J. A. Weas, Attorney ad Litem. 19-2e-29.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
MANNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas. County
 of pulaski-ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court A. F. Garrett plaintifr,
 No. 21911 Mary Garrett. Defendant The defendant. Mary Garrett. is warned to appear In this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. A. R. Garrett. October }. 1917.
 W. s. BOONE, crerx. !. A. GIBSON, D. c. A. c. Martin Solicitor for Plaintiff. 0. O. Green, Attorney ad Litem. 5-12-19-26.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
Legal Notices
WARNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court !. X. Kenyon. Plaintiff.
 ys No. 219ga. Rachel Kenyon, Defendant. The defendant, Rachel Kenyon, is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint Of the plaintiff. J. A. Kenyon. October a. 1917.
 W. s. BOONE. Clerk J. A. GIBSON, D. C. Mehaffy Reid X Mehaffy. Solicitors for Plaintiff. George Hartje Attorney ad Litem. 26-2-9-16.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26
WARNING ORDER.

W AtANtNN VkttFNIHNs State of Arkansas, County
 of puiaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chaneery Court Josie MeFadden. Plaintiff
 vs. No. 2t9S7. A. J. MeFadden. Defendant The defendant. A. J. MeFadden, is warned to appear in tnfs court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Josie MeFadden. october 23. 1917. J. A. GIBSON. D. C. FullS & Boyd. Solicitors for Plaintiff. Phn NfeNemer. Attorney ad Liten. 26-2-9-16.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

WARNING ORDER. State Of Arkansas, County
 of puiaski---ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court E NJ. Stinson, Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 219SS. Ida Stinson, Defendant. The defendant. Ida Stinson. Is warn ed to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, E. M. Stinson. october 2S 1917. ]. A. GIBSON, D. c. FuIk & Boyd. Solicitors for Plaintiff Phil McNemer. Attorney ad Litem 26-2-9-1e.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski--ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court. Louise Baker, Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 21990. j. I. Baker. Defendant. The defendant, J. l. Baker. Is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff Louise Baker. october 22, 1917. ]. A. GIBSON. D. c. Nl L. Reinberger. Solicitor for Plain- E. E. Buchanan. Attorney ad Litem 26-2-9-16.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

STATEMENT Of the Ownership, Management Cir eulation, Etc, Required by the Act of August 12. 1912, Of the Pulaskian, published weekly at Little Rock, Arkansas, for October IT, 1917 Name of
 Editor. Clio Harper. Business Manager, A. W. Parke Publishers, Parke & Harper. Owners, Parke x Harper. Known bondholders, mortgages and other security holders. holding 1 per cent or more Of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other securities None.
 A. w. PARKE.
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

WARNING ORDER. State of Arkansas, County
 of Pulaski-ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court. Alpha Ethel Stewart, Plaintiff,
 vs. No. 2197S. Louis Earl Stewart, Defendant. The defendant Louis Earl Stewart. is warned to appear in this court with in thirty days and answer the com plaint of the plaintiff. Alpha Ethel Stewart.
 october 20, 1917.
 l. X. GIBSON, D. c, J. F. Kirby. Solicitor for Plaintiff. oscar Winn. Attorney ad Litem 26-2-q-16
The Pulaskian., 1917-10-26

WARNING ORDER. State Of Arkansas, County of Pulaski-ss. In the Pulaski Chancery Court Izena Jenes Plaintiff,
 ys No. 21996. Dee Jones, Defendant. The defendant. Dee Jones, is warned days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Izena Jones. October 24, 1917.
 W. S. BOONE, Clerk J. A. GIBSON, D. C. Fulk & Boyd. Solicitors for Plaintiff. Phil McNemer. Attorney ad Litem. 26-2-9-16.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13

Patronize the merchants who adj
vertise in The Journal.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
pUT TROUBLES BEHIND YOU

How easy it is to build up noun
tains of troubles. How difficult it
is 10 remove the mountain when you
zee it in all its ghastliness.
The man whose heart is filled with
the milk of human kindness does not
spend his time erecting moutam
which will cause discomfort to those
who have to climb it.
Too many persons magnify little
things into actual troubles. They
should not have seen them in the first
place. Often annoying things would
vanish into nothing if left alone,
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Marks of BeIligerency.

"Can you tell by the bumps on q
mans head what sort of disposition he
has?"
"Phrenologists claim to be able to do
that. However, person of ordinary
intelligence can sometimes tell by the
bumps on mans head what sort OF
disposition his wife has"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13

but if they come under the eye of
trouble makers they become a whirl-
wind of worry
The broadminded man handles
these things as they come along. He
is wise enough to brush aside little
things with word or two and then
gives his attention to big things. He
IS beneficial to everybody, but the
man who makes a, great fuss about
little things is a born disturber and
will keep everybody in trouble.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Domestic Economy.

after all" said the extravagant
wife, lit certainly pays to buy the
best"
oh, it does. eh?" sneered the long.
suffering freightpayer of the combina-
ton
of course it does" she replied.
"Just look at this gown that l paid
$500 for. I've worn it three times al
ready and it looks as good as new.n
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
ALARMING SYMPTOMS.

"Dubwaites bachelor friends are
troubled about him.
"Why sop
"They are beginning to think he Is
lrretrieyably lost to Them"
"Still, don't understand"
although he has been married for
nearly two years, Dubwaite's interest
In his club has not yet revived"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Truth Comes Out.

Brown--Don't get gay or I'll be
forced to pound little sense into
your head.
Green-Huh 1t would take dozen
like you to pound any sense into my
head.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
University of Arkansas
FAYET rgviLLE

Offers full and complete courses leading to degrees IN
agriculture, engineering, education normal work. and
liberal arts and sciences
Complete courses in music painting, drawing, domes-
tic science domestic art and other work that appeals
especially During the next session. special
intended to for various kinds Of
work will be offered
The University of Arkansas a standard institution.
requiring four of high school work for unconditional
admission the freshman class and college
work for degree It's admitted without
ervaton to the greatest post graduate schools Of the Unit
ed States.
Its mechanic arts. electricity engineering and agrcu
ure special courses OF practical nature provided for
students OF ability who have not had the high school edu
cation for unconditional admission the fresh
man class The Trainin5 High School in the College OF
Education admits student who has finished the
offered by the public schools In his home school
district
Tuition is free to residents of the state Other
small Board in the dormitories furnished
Climate and healthfuness of Fayetteville inferior to
in the United States.
The next session opens Wednesday, September 10.
For eatalogs, bulletins and full information, write The
Registrar
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
SUSPICION Aroused.

DO you favor the suggestion that
doctors abandon the practice of writing
their prescriptions in Latin?"
In general way, don't suppose it
makes much difference" replied the
confirmed invalid, "but sometimes when
| think my physician is merely jollying
me along certainly would like to know
what Latin words signify bread pills
and sweetened water"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
With the Ministries.

Tambo-Mistah Bones, can yo' all
tell me de diff'rance tween er honey
comb an er honeymoon?
Bones-Ah done GIBBS it up, Mistah
Tambo. What am de diff'rance?
Tambo-One SIN a numbah OBJ small
cells, an de othah am jus one big sell.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
About the Size of Il.

"'The road to fame is not only rough
but it is all the way uphill remarked
The moralizer.
yes rejoined the demoralizer, but
let man start down the hill, and he
will find everything creased for the
occasion"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
RESEMBLANCES

Misunderstanding Of facial char
acteristics, do you know that | was
once taken for President Roosevelt?
Biggins-And man once took me
for the kaiser.
Diggins.-That's nothing; a few
weeks ago an old school chum of mine
stepped up to me on the street and
remarked, "Holy Moses, is that you ?"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Unbiased Criticism.

"What do you think l ought to get
Cor this painting?" asked the young
and unsophisticated artist.
well" replied the matter-of-fact
friend Il think any judge would be
justified In giving you at least six
months"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
The Execution,

Myer-Did you ever happen to know
a woman who was good at figures?
Gyer-Only one.
Myer-And who was she?
Gyer-A dressmaker.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13

We protest, however, that the pro.
persition to conserve used tin calls
isn't fair to the goats.
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Sure Thing.

''Do you think he ever successfully
fooled his wife?'
II know ii. Didn't he marry herr"
The Newark journal., 1917-09-13
Asked and Answered.

What do you work at?'' she queried,
Eat lodging" the tramp replied.
''At lodging what?" she asked again,
Work" he answered-and died.