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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22
Rippling Rhymes
THE OLD COMPLAINT.

have to buy my winter duds, and winter
coal and winter spuds; I have to lay in
flour and cheese and many other things nike
these. go many things / have TO buy, ] view
the prospect with u sigh For every PUNK
have In store, I'm needing seventeen or
more: for ! must buy my wife some rags, and
purchase bunting and some flags, and
weatherstrps and wool and wax. and pay u
most unholy tax And still the passers OF the
hat come smiling to my humble flat. and
bone me for a hard earned yen TO help some
poor and and needy men. "old CATER John
sons needing aid we want 10 buy him
marmalade; and Gossip Smith is in the hole
we'd send him half ton Of coal. Oh,
loosen up and gladly dig. to buy the WIDOW
Skate u pig" The gaffor, and The gossip,
too refuse TO work when skies are blue and
when the winlry tempests roar they come
for handouts to your door. Aud you. who
work to beat the band. must greet them with
an open hand, responding TO their doleful
cries with soupbones, sandwiches and pies
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22
SHAKE \ LEG!
BUY A LIBERTY
BOND OR TWO.

Then, on the other hand. referring
again to that highway robber.
The one that has been holding up
the spoony couples.
We are unable to keep from admir-
ing him.
TO certain extent.
Not that we champion law viola
ton.
Or highway robbery.
But he is such an original cuss.
To think OF robbing the lovelorn.
That's pretty cute.
According to our way Of thinking.
And we hope he has prospered.
Altho we sympathize with his vic
Tins
More likely the victims didn't mind
the loss of their valuables.
So much rs the interruption.
II must be plumb disconcerting to
find II compulsory to desist in the
practice of embracing and kissing to
gaze down the yawning mouth OF a
hip pocket cannon.
Winter is coming on.
Whereupou the automobiles will
cease stopping in those secluded
nooks.
And the robber will have TO go to
work.
Unless. OF course, he was we'll paid
for his summers toll.
Al,ho we wouldn't call holding up
lovers toll.
That's our idea of u plumb satisfy
ing evenings entertainment.
So long Us you don't get hurt.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22
Long Connection Dissolved.

World tapithl burehu,
sl2 Campbell Building.
OKLAHOMA CITY. Oct. 21.-After
many years of service together the
partnership of ]. l.. Newland and w.
d. Martin of the Frederick Leader
has been dissolved. Mr.. Martin has
retired from all connections with the
Leader, his part being taken over by
Mr.. Newland. The Leader is recog-
nized as one of the leading news
papers in the state. Change In the
firm is due solely to desire of Mr..
Martin to retire from the business.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

We believe the Emporia Gazette is
about right when II states thnr t,o
need OF the houv is an Adams apple
That will submergc instead of skim
ming along the surface.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

We learn that one Chicago club Is
saving a ton of flour and two tons of
meat monthly simply by reducing
portions. Nothing is said however.
about the reduction OF prices.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

1t would be safe bet that amonu
'he men who are clamoring for free
speech are a few who are afraid 10
open their heads I'm their own homes
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

"A wire clip to hold cows tail
against one leg while she is being
MIXED has won patent for Nrlchi-
gan inventor This fact is recorded
Tor the information of the youths Of
days gone by.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

A pro-German writer in an eastern
paper announces that the Germans
VIII die fighting Quit a number Of
them have already done that very
thing.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

man instrumentalities, and do them.
The only thing that can redeem the
situation, IL seems to me, is heart
felt. intelligent and heroic Christian
ity, and believe that Methodism will
not fail to bring that to bear upon It,"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

IL Is about time for the vaudeville
comedians to resurrect that old gag:
back to the mine. boys, ther'n be no
strike tonight"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

When a man who is willing 20 give
up ms life is also ready TO buy Lib
er'y bonds to help his government. II
puts the bond Stacker just little hi,
lower in me estimation OF his neigh
bors.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

walters in New York hotels are lib.
eral in their purchase of Liberty bopds
II the New York walters are not able
10 do that very thing we don't know
who would he.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

There is one Kansas man who is in
sood shape. His motto is: IAN the
iamiiy have is myself and two mules
why should hoard money!"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

Back up the boys in the trenches.
Buy Liberty bond.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

What has become of all the wooden
Indian cigar signs?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

Anyway you must admit that Won
Bernsiorff worked his job TO the limit
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

Mr.. James Tut of Cincinnati was
recently married to Miss Alva Tut OF
Cleveland.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

SvA BY @AMl
%SCY" LOGSDON ~

From time 10 time
as the world has
struggled along II
has been noticed
that some people are
wiser than others,
some Just think they
are. There isn't
chance to get around
that fact.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22


written merely to tit around the pic
ture In the front pew.
Thereby giving us chance TO get
down to business.
Today's initial business will consist
In calling attention to the person we
heard making noise like remarkable
foresight yesterday.
lie said he intended laying in a
large supply OF postage stamps.
This action Is to be taken to defeat
the war taxes.
Or. In other words, he was going to
buy up IA lot OF 2-cent stamps before
the price went up next month.
Whereupon we reiterate that all
people are not wise.
They just think they are.
SQUIRREL FOOD.
a. Mutt of Macon, Ga. has just filed
suit for divorce from Lunie Mutt.
She can hardly be blamed from
being loonie.
Living with a nut is enough to drive
anybody bugs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

We started to put it in the caption
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

You go on and say II.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

But didn't have the heart.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22
Yea, I5o!

Living with nut is enough to drive
anybody bugs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press IL exclusively entitled
sosfhe use for republication Of all news dis.
patches credited to II or not otherwise
credited In this paper and also the local news
published herein.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-22

All of which Is
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Y. M. c. A. SKI CLUB
TO VISIT MT. HOOD

A party of 20 members Of the Young
Mems Christian Association Ski Club
will leave Portland February 2, for
Mount Hood Lodge, where they will
participate in their annual ski tourna-
ment. The party will be under the
leadership of A. M. Grilley. athletic
director, and Gordon Raymond, presi.
dent of the club.
This will be the sixth annual trip of
the Ski Club. The members of the
party will leave Portland over the O..
W. r. & N. for Hood River on the
night of February and expect to make
Mount Hood Lodge the following day.
A feature of the outing will be ski
trip from Mount Hood Lodge to Elk
Meadows and back. a distance of 20
miles. Homer G. Rogers. proprietor
of Mount Hood Lodge, and E. Won
Kratzer, ski expert of Vienna. recently
made ski run from Mount Hood Lodge
to Elk Meadows and return.
This is said to have been the frat time
the trip has been made on skis. Mr..
Rogers said that the trip promises to
become one Of the most attractive for
skiing In the Mount Hood district.
The trip to and from this city will be
made over the lire of the Mt. Hood
Railroad Co., which will provide spe.
cial service Of its rail auto.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
.SINNOTT EXPLAINS
new HOMESTEAD Law

The Ferris GAO acre homestead law.
which was signed recently by President
Wilson. has. apparently. numerous at
fractions for Oregon residents, and N.
j. Sinnott has sent out rough draft
Of the law with the hope thatsit will
give the major information sought by
his constituents. 1t will be some time
before the full text of the law and the
rules and regulations governing the en-.
try on the lands affected will be issued
by the government printing Office,
though the land Offices have1informa.
tion and the law is in effect. Pending
receipt of the full text of the measure
MIR. Sinnott writes that the rough
draft should be sufficient for prospec.
tive entrants to get general under.
standing of the law. says the Oregon.
ian.
The law permits the entry of GAO
acres of semi-grazing land by any
qualified entryman. The law does not
apply to all public LANDS. but to such
areas as are suitable only for stock
raising and grazing. There is q con-
siderable acreage in Oregon and other
northwestern states.
To acquire title under the Ferris act
an entryman must reside upon his
homestead not less than three years af.
ter the date of entry. Cultivation is
not required. Communication of entry
not allowed.
II homestead entryman heretofore
has exhausted his homestead right by
securing title to 160 acres In the humid
regions, the GAO acre homestead tract
does not restore his right nor permit
him to enter an additional homestead.
The theory of the law is that only one
homestead may be taken by an indlvid-
ual entryman. II the homestead was
lost or title ever acquired or grazing
land previously taken In smaller por.
tions which would now come under the
new act, a second entry could be made.
of course.
Provision for restoring homestead
rights to those who previously bought
Indian land is being made.
While awaiting the designation of
tracts available under the Ferris 640-
acre homestead law, prospective
entryman may file an affidavit showing
the land he desires and make applica-
tion for suspension Of any:entry until
the character of the land is designated.
If the land is then designated as being
under the new law actual entry may be
made, otherwise it will be nulliiied.
The maker of an affidavit as a pros.
pective entryman must be personally
acquainted with the land and have
inspected il.
The general land office does not issue
maps. All arrangements should be
made with the local land offices of the
various district.
In Oregon land offices are located at
the following cities: Burns, La
Grande. Lakeview. Portland, Rose
burg, The Dalles and Vale.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
LOCAL SHRINERS WILL
GO TO PORTLAND

A large proportion of the members
of the Mystic Shrine who reside In the
Hood River valley to are planning on
making a pilgrimage to Portland on
Saturday, January 27. to attend the
ceremonial session that is being plann-
ed by AL Kader Temple.
The oasis Of Portland will be a gath
ering place Of many sojourners. This
concourse is one of many efforts hav-
ing for it's object the securing of the
Imperial Council of the United States
in 1919. There will be a program
starting at s a. m. and keeping, up until
midnight with one thing after another,
ana then supplement. The big BAN
quet will be held at the Multnomah ho-
tel. and it must begin at p. M, in
order to give time for the ceremonies
that night. Over 1900 mobiles are ex.
pected to participate, and they will
have made pilgrimages from Ashland.
Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane, Idaho, Mon.
tana, British Columbia and other en-
lightened sections of the northwest.
A marvellous parade is to start from
the hotel at 7.20 p. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
AT new ELECTRIC
Today

Frank Keenan, in "The Thorough
Bred" Triangle story of the race
track. Full of thrills and action. Also
Joe Belmont and Ora Carewe in Key
stone comedy. dollars and Sense. "
Friday and Saturday
Hazel Dawn and Owen Moore in
Broadway's greatest dramatic success,
"Under Cover" IL you we're young
woman, born:into the smartest set in
New York society. if your younger sis
ter had committed crime, If in order
to save her you were forced to become
a secret agent of the United States
customs to aid in the detection OF q
man who had smuggled $500. 600
necklace into this country-if you fell
in love with the smuggler you we're
compelled to pursue, il 1t became q
choice between your sister and the
man you loved, what would you do?
If you were man who had smuggled
a necklace through the customs, if you
had suspected that some one of the
government agents was on your trail,
If you learned that the girl you loved
was trying to send you to prison. II you
were compelled to fight her, what
would you do?
These are the absorbing questions
that are thrillingly and dramatically
answered in "Under Cover" Also q
dandy comedy.
Sunday and Monday
Norma Talmadge in "Tbe Social Sec.
retary," a Triangle drama of unusual
merit. Also Mary Thurman in Key
stone gloom destroyer. "A Scoundrel's
Toll.
Tuesday
Marie Doro in Common Ground. F"
A gripping drama of underworld con-
ditions written especially for Miss Doro
by Marian Fairfax. For the first time
since "The Trail of the Lonesome
Pine" Theodore Roberts will be seen
sans whiskers. Not wishing to rely
upon false makeup in the role of Judd
Tolliver In the thrilling drama Of the
Tennessee mountains Mr.. Roberts let
his beard grow. lt.grew, and for sub
sequent productions was used in many
ways. Then MIR. Roberts shaved for
the all star production of Julius Cae-
ser. he was welcomed by the barber,
but he had to he introduced to his many
friends who had grown accustomed to
seeing him with the facial fringe.
Also la Paramount Photograph.
Wednesday and Thursday
Louise Glaum, the screen vampire de
luxe, in "The Wolf Woman" a Tri-
angle drama produced by Thomas H.
lnce. Also a Keystone comedy with
Mark Swain, "AmbIose's Rapid Rise. -
V. M. Kolstad at the organ,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
MORDECAI JONES' SONS
FIGHTING FOR ENGLAND

Ion. Felix and Guy Jones, sons of the
late Mordecai Jones, who with bis fam
lily resided for a number of years on
his big apple ranch near Husum, will
be remembered by residents of Mid
Columbia points and Portland, where
they frequently visited, as little boys
exceedingly full of life. Their hunting
escspades and their skilled marksman-
ship, despite their tender age, is still
talked of in the White Salmon valley
apple district. Today, the three lads
are somewhere in France fighting with
the armies of the Allies. Ion and Felix
Jones, at the outbreak of the great
European war. enlisted under the colors
of his Majesty. King George. But II
years old in 1914, Guy, the youngest of
the three, was not permitted under
English articles of war to 20 to the
front. The boy ran away and joined q
French artillery company.
Mordecai Jones was a titled Welsh.
man. While specialists under his en-.
ploy were bringing to bearing the large
orchard tract that Is today a part Of
the estate left by him to his family. he
was engaged in hunting big game in
different parts Of the Northwest. His
pack of bear dogs was one of the most
noted ever assembled in this commun-
ity. From the time they we're able to
toddle, bis sons, now fighting for their
king, were taken with him on long
jaunts into the mountain wilds.
The widow of the late Mordecai Jones
is now residing at Clifton Lodge, q
country place purchased by her several
years ago near Athboy. County Meath.
Ireland. In letter to Jack Bagley, an
intimate friend of her husband when
the family resided at Husum. she has
told the story Of her sons enlisting IN
the armies of the Allies.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
WHITE SALMON.
tFrom the Enterprise)

Newly elected city officers took oath
of office last week. The officers are:
Mayor H. L. Douglass; Councilmen
%. W. Everhart, J. R. White. C. l..
Colburn. E. E, Mills and NJ. Manley
Treasurer-A. G. Keefhaver.
MIR. and MIS-. Ira E. hyde left Wed.
nesday of last week for Hebron, Ill.,,
having been called by the sudden death
of his father. W. C. Hyde. Mr.. and
Mrs. Byde had planned to start Mon
day for visit to the old home. In
fact, they first intended to 90 east for
Christmas but pressure OF business
put of their trip which was then plan.
ned for Monday.
The death OF Mr.. Hyde's father W as
sudden, as letters from home a week
before did not mention that the father
was i'll.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Catholic Church
Franciscan Fathers)

Next Sunday. January q. I'd Sunday
of Epiphany, divine services will be
held at st. Mary's church as follows: !:
First Holy Mass at 8 a. IN. with ser.
mon. Second Holy Mass at $50 q. m.
with sermons and songs.
January is called the month of the
Most Holy Name, because the month is
dedicated and devoted to the consecra.
tion Of the most holy name of Jesus,
Our Saviour.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18

Rev. II. A. Macdonald. pastor Of the
Unitarian church for the past seven
years, has rendered bis resignation, to
be acted on by the board next Sunday.
Rev. Mac Donald. who came here from
Lexington. Mass.. 10 q native of PORT
land, Ne.
Rev. Macdonald is now in charge of
the business Office Of the Oregon. W ash
inston Telephone Co. here.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Altar Society Elects

Officers for the ensuing year Of the
Altar Society of st. Mary's Catholic
church have been elected as follows !:
Mrs. Hubert Cramer. pres. Mrs. F.
H. Kingdom. vice pres. and Mrs. Geo.
Mellon. sec.
The Altar Society meets once month.
ly, the first Thursday of each month. at
hall added to the church building for
the purpose last year.
Mrs. B. II. Allen was hostess at the
meeting last Thursday afternoon, when
the election of officers was held.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Chaplin Gem Date Changed

The Gem wishes to announce that the
Charles Chaplin program for January
10 has been postponed until February
l6. While the worlds funniest clown
was engaged in making the picture he
sustained injuries that put him in the
hospital for three weeks. Thus the
postponement. On the February date,
however, the king of comedy will be
here TO create screams from old and
Young.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
First National Elects Officers

At the organisation meeting of the
directorate Of the First National Bank,
officers were reelected as follows: A.
D. Moe, pres. C. Dethman, vice pres. /;
E. o. Blanchar, cashier. The board of
directors of the banking institution, in
addition to the above members, includes
c. E. Copple and o. h. Rhoades.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Faithfully your

Vice President and General Managey
Northwestern Fruit Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Masonic Meeting

There will be a special communica.
tion of Hood River Lodge, A. F. & A.
M., next Saturday evening. January 20
at 1870 O'Clock. Work in the E. A. de.
gree will be conducted.
d. Mcdonald, Sec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1917-01-18
Unitarian Church

Sunday school at 10 o'clock. Service
of worship ut ii a. m. Vocal solo
by Dorothy Rand. At the close of the
service an important business meeting
OF the society will be held.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-11

legislature has already favored the
bill and will use every legitimate CT
fort to further It's passage.
Every newspaper in the state, every
minister of the gospel, all labor
unions. each teacher, each club wom-
an, all social workers, especially
members of tho y. NJ. and Y. W. {.
A., and everyone else who loves man
kind and wishes to aid in lifting "A
fellow traveller on the highway OF life
out OF the mud, tho ruts. the holes
along the road and setting him
suuarely on the beaten path in order
TO give him an even chance to reach
the journeys end, should ask, learn
and know what is TO be done and then
talk. write. agitate, organize and IN
flucnce tho members of tho house
and senate of oklahoma until such a
bill Is passed and then turn to the
governor TO ask him to sign tho bill
to make Il q law.
Tho next article will take up stories
of moonlight school work in the dis
tricts of Oklahoma, will deal with the
human elements, tho sacrifices and
successes of teachers and pupils, and
with the examples OF letters written
by men and women who could not
wrlto until given such an opportunity
as moonlight schools afford.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-11

hat7 tried that represent the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-11

under-secrotarv OF state for tr0nspor-
tation. NJ. Claveille. who before the
war was general manager CT the
Western state railroad. ClaVoillc
never went TO a technical school. He
learned engineering I'm tho hard
school OF experience, and in this great
emergency when France was facing
a most serious crisis as a result OF the
congestion OF her transportation lines,
he was the only available man TO solve
the problem. They point also to IN"
fact that, when 1t became necessary to
Intensity the production OF munitions,
the government was obliged To resort
to the services Of college professor
Albert Thomas, while the railroads
and waterways were, during the iirst
two wears of The war. in the hands of
a man Cf lottcrS
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-11
=oPINIoN OF THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE

WHY" great bulk the worth
i'm REQ IRE
dands
laseim oupigh
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-02-11
Money Talked Low.

Ono OF the latest novelties offered
by the street venders In the financial
district Is Mexican paper money is
sued by more or less recent admins
rations-lIuerta villa, Madero, etc.
The price for all is about the same,
general average being about 1Oc q
pound, and the denomination Of the
notes making no particular difference,
This places the currency on par with
Confederate money during the closinS
days Of the war, when the finances OF