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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29
NOW THE LUMINOUS COLLAR
Genius Has Invented Coat With 3Phos.
phorescent Gross, to &c Worn in
London's Darkened Streets.

/ BY the time the wal has lasted for
I3 years, only the very patient I.ondor-
! crs will consent, whatever views the
police and old Count Zeppelin may hold
On the matter, to sc on colliding with 8
pne another and breaking leg after leg
and all the available collar bones.
We shall all want to light up, like
/ bicycles, and to follow he example of
/ two Illuminated young ladies' who have
an eye to the times in which wesllve.
They were wearing a new line III
drop fttings-luninous collars. Most
4 of us are, in this period, as invisible as
/ an Ethiopian minstrel wearing mourn
/ Ing in q coal yard on a foggy night.
4 The city genius has invented a collar
i for women, the tape in which CLOVIS y
brilliant purple, and the blacker the at
/ mosphere the stronger the light.
1t is q wonderful spectacle. When q
\ representative arrived at the city. of
1 flee, the director, who has applied for a
patent for his collar and deserves it
Il pulled down the blinds, and the two
lady clerks had apparently vanished IN
the Maskelyne manner, only for crossed
bars Of phosphorescent purple which
were the parts Of their collars that had
been treated scientifically.
Even the l~aundryman, the Inventor
claims, cannot remove the glow-worm
effect.
Certainly it would ave me from col
lision with passers-by. OF course q Ger
tain amount of risk still remains, for q
n lamp post, a conservative creature,
will not step out of the way Of q collar.
Meanwhile, what about luminous
hats for men and luminous boots5 Can
nothing be done in luminous curb
stones?
UP 1t is obvious, however, that these
!. things will come and a man VIII be
/. able to hire himself out for theh nome
ward journey with such luminous de-
vices on his clothes as this:
Wear Spinks' Phosphor Halos and
d Luminous Backing.
There seems not the slightest douDl
Y that the luminous collar Is pracucal
and will be seen all over London.
But what effect will be produced o.
the mind Of a man going home :
!. nm earnest evening at the club q q
meets luminous collar girls with rub
ber.heeled boots waikng Eaptnky %
. ward Observation-Disclosures NaRk.
SEats - - -
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29

=. V. Wilcox went to Trip Mon
day to interview some Of the young
men of that place in regard to joining
the national guard.
A little child was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Blaine Davis of Wittenberg, on
Wednesday but the joy of the house,
hold was of short duration as the
little n lived only a short time.
The body will be brought to Scotland
for burial today.
Friday of last week the Scotland
Study Club spent a most delightful
!, eve ming at the hospitable home of
Miss Campbell, the occasion being
her birthday anniversary. The hours
were pleasantly spent in solving
many knotty problems, and listening
to a literary gem written by Miss
Campbell called Jingles, but which
proved to be. a complete leturn Of
the years work as given by each
member from week to week through
out the study year, and was thor
oughly enjoyed by all. A delicious
lunch was served, after which the
good nights were said, all wishing
Miss Ca mpbell many many more
Dir thdays that the club a help cell
citrate.
Mr.. Arthur Bender son of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. M. Bender of this place died
at his home in Tolstoy last week
Thursday. The cause of death is
said to have been pneumonia. Mrs.
Bender was called to his bedside
about a week before his death. Mr..
Bender was called but arrived just
before his son had passed away. The
body was brought here for burial, but
owing to numerous delays it did moi
arrive until Sunday, and the funeral
was held Tuesday afternoon at the
German Congregational church con;
Quoted by the pastor Rev. Ruder.
Arthur was about twenty one years Of
age and was married about six months
ago. Last fall he and his bride
moved to Tolstoy, expecting, to worl
one Of his fathers farms near tina
place. During the winter he had beer
running a restaurant in that town
Death has put an end to the PLAN
and left a young wife and parents be
reayed.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29
The Education 81 Father.

The New York Post prints this let-l
ter that a father sent to his son at
college:
"Dear Herold. Your BRIEF letter
came today. ! am Enclosing the check
for the amount you requested, I have
heard o great deal Of the college
faculty. / take 1t to be the faculty
for spending money. Afes.dppately,
Tathsr.a -Ygnth,s Q2nnnai9a
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29
TAXPAYERS!

1916 taxes must be paid before
April first. We have q complete
list for this part of the county.
Pay them here. It saves you the
trouble of going to Tyndall or writ
ing for statements.
ADV. Bon Homme County Bank
Scotland, s. D.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29

Hot drinks can be had at Max's
ADV.
Solomon Max Of Marion Junction,
was calling on his Scotland friends
Tuesday.
Miss Emma Wicks is home from
the Univ ersity and will not return
until after the Easter vacation.
". "A. Cobb went to Mitchell We'd
nesday to see If he could get some
Buick autos to fill some Of his orders.
DR.. Koobs is sporting a new four
pas senger REQ car. purchased Of
Stevenson and Miller. It is entirely
enclosed and il a beauty.
WANTED-Country mixed scrap
iron. Will pay $500 per ton de.
livered in bcotland.-M. Hackett.
John Bannon. of Tyndall was in
town Wednesday. John is q deputy
of the Modern Woodmen and would
like to represent this county at the
state convention.
Scotland will have an opportunity
to entertain the Modern Woodmen of
this county next week Wednesday.
The county convention to elect dele.
g ates to the state meeting at Hot
| Springs, will be held at this place.
We have rented the Stafford
pasture and will take COWS for
pasturing. Rates 1925 PEI month,
payable in advance.
ADV. Babatka Brothers.
The snow banks have not all dis
appeared, but the farmers are getting
anxious to commence work in the
field and some who have high and
dry land have already commenced
~pulverizing.
Mr.. John Gibbon and his daughter
who has been visiting here and with
her aunt Mrs. Ella Mahaney, at
Sioux City for several months, left
last Monday for their home in We
taskiwin, Can.
April the Diamond month. SIS to
$50. Excellent. Values.
ADV. Elmer c. Mathis, Jeweler.
The little daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Jacob Magstadt developed a
case of diphtheria the first of the
week. Antitoxin was administered,
and while she was pretty sick at first
we understand that she is now getting
along quite satisfactorily.
The little son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Klinkner, age eighteen months,
died last Monday and was buried from
the Catholic church Tuesday morning.
About a year ago it had the pneu-
monia and never fully recovered,
being subject to occasional spasms
and in one of these spells it passed
away.
ID. @ Bond, Oph. b. the well
known eye expert, of Mitchell, 8.
D., will be at Hotel, Scotland, We'd
nesday, April 4th. Eyes carefully
Examined. Glasses made to FIT.
Special attention to headaches and
nervousness. Bonds work excela,
is best, always. Call early. ADV.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1917-03-29
NOTICE

Anyone wishing to rent the fair
grounds for the ensuing year will
hand their bid to the undersigned on
or before April End 1917.
j. T. Smith,
City Auditor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

presenting five of the leading races
of Central and Southern Africa, we're
a never ending source of interest
and amusement to the large crowd.
The smallest of the boys, represent
ing one of the fiercest of the native
races stated his ambition to become
a burly policeman, another one Of
the boys desired to be a drummer
boy, only he wanted to be in the
rear rank instead of the front rank
when the battle was on. The boys
sang a number of native songs and
then lead the large crowd in sing
ing 1.-The Star Spangled Banner"
With Mr.. Balmer was Miss Elsie
Clark, born in Rhodesia, South Afri-
ca Miss Clark made an interesting
talk on the customs of Africa.
The second number of the lecture
course will be given December IL by
the University Lyceum Players, a
company of versatile young men and
women of excellent training and ex-
perience in the presentation of the
drama.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
SOUTH AFRICAN TALKS
TO RECORD AUDIENCE
Makes Pleasing Talk on African
Customs-Kafr Singing Boys
Score Big Hit

The first number of the winter
lecture course given Wednesday
night was perhaps the best attend
ed and the most popular one ever
held in Morris. 1t would be hard
indeed to say just what part of the
entertainment was the most pleas
ing, the witty, instructive talk made
by Mr.. Balmer about the customs
and odd manners of Central and
South Africa or unique songs of the
native Kafir and HottentOt boys.
J. H. Balmer, the speaker, gave a
descriptive talk on South Africa o.;
l Knew It," 8 talk that was based
on IS years residence in Africa and
years employment in the Diamond
mines in South Africa. Mr. Palmer
pictured the past, present and the
tremendous possibilities of the flu
ture of the Dark Continent" His
description of the climate, the ve3e-
tation and animal life of the jungles
was very vivid.
h five naive African boys, re-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
UNSHAKEN TESTIMONY

Time is the test of truth. And
Doa1'S Kidney Pills have stood tie
test No Morris resident who suf-
fers backache, or annoying urinary
ills can remain uncOnvinced by this
twice-told testimony.
Mrs. E. B. Mcdonald, Ortonville,
Mimi, says: II advice all kidney
sufferers to try Doans Kidney Pills
as they cured me after years of dis
tress and suffering. The kidney
secretions bothered me very much
and I began to suffer from misery
in my back, followed by violent
headaches which drove me almost
frantic If 1 tried to stOop, got so
dizzy l could hardly stand. l got a
box Of Doan's Kidney Pills and they
cured me-" Statement given Sept
ember 10, 1909
NO TROUBLE SINCE
OVER SIX YEARS LATER Mrs.
Mcdonald said: Il always keep a
supply of Doan's Kidney Pills on
hand and when I don't feel just
right, l take a few doses. They soon
make me feel like myself again.
The endorsement l gave Doan's Kid
ney Pills some time ago, l gladly
confirm now"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same
that Mrs. Mcdonald has twice pub
licly recommended. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y. AZ
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
Committee for Agricultural Schools

Some time ago when President
Burton and Dean Thatcher, the new
chief of the Department of Agricul-
ture, were visiting the Morris Sta
ton they expressed themselves as
being very we'll pleased with the
progress that was being made at the
Norris school. In discussing the
work and the future of this inst1tu-
ton, both President Burton and
Dean Thatcher stated that the policy
of the University and especially of
the Department of Agriculture,
would be one that would work to-
wards the development of the Agri-
cultural Schools in every possible
way.
That the University intends to
make this an active policy was made
evident last week when President
Burton appointed as a permanent
committee of the University one
which should be known as the Agri-
cultural Schools Committee, COM
posed Of Dean Thatcher as Chair
man, President NJ. l.. Burton Of the
University, Principal D. D. Mayne Of
the Central School, Superintendent
G. G.. Selvig of CroOkstOn and Super
intendent P. E. Miller of Morris. At
the call Of the president, this COM
mittee met last Monday and perm
anent organization was perfected.
The committee will meet three or
possibly four times a year at which
time matters of policy and correla-
ton of the work of the Schools of
Agriculture will be discussed with
view of increasing the effectiveness
of the work of the Schools of Agri-
culture.
Conferences are being arranged
for the Department Heads of these
schools for the purpose of discussing
the problems confronting teachers
in this work which are peculiar to
vocational schools.
People of western Minnesota will
welcome the appointment of the
above committee as it is a clear in
dication of the policy to be pursued
| by the University.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
Deafness Cannot Be C,,~cs.

by local applications. they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Cca tmt ss, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by in1amed condition of the mu-
lining of the EustaChian Tube When
this tube is inflamed you have a rumhling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when il IL
entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and
and this tube restored to it's normal CCnd:-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nlnr
cases out of ten caused by Catarrh.
which is nothing but in1amed condition
of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for 2nY
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circulars. free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

Miss Ada Quackenbush, teacher
of the school in Eldorado township,
and Lawrence Stoneberg, son of Mr..
and Mrs. A. StOneberg Of this city,
will be married Saturday evening at
the brides home in EIdorado town
ship, by the Rev. Lowe of ChOkiO.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
Lutheran Services

There will be no services in my
parish next Sunday. The congrega-
lions of my parish will join the con-
gregations around Holloway in cele-
brating a joint festival. This cele-
bration ought to be of interest of
every liberty loving soul. 1t was the
principle laid down by Luther and
his colaborors upon which all reli-
gious as we'll as civil liberty and
democracy rests.
Cars will leave Morris on Sunday
morning at 9:15. Free lunch at
i,Oon to all guests.
Gustav A. Pilgrim, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
The MARKET PLACE
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT

RATES:-One cent a word each inser-
ton. The minimum charge is 25 cents.
In order to avoid expense of bookkeep-
ing and collecting it is desirable that
ali classified advertisements be paid in
advance, unless you have a ledger &C
count with The Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Lutheran Free Church

Services for Sunday, Oct. Fl.
The Kongsvinger church at 1920
a. m.
Holy communion services will be
conducted at the Scandal church at
800 p. m. Andrew Olson, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
CARD OF THANKS

CARDS OF THANKS.-We desire by
this card to express our sincerest
appreciation of the kindness and
sympathy expressed toward us by
friends and neighbors, and members
of the G. A. R. and Elizabeth Reem
Circle during the last sickness and
at the time of the funeral of our be-
loved wife and mother
Amos Pushor and Children.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

WAR ATLAS.-The Tribune has Sc
cured a limited number Of War
Aliases containing large scale maps
of all the battle fronts so that the
result of every offensive can be
quickly determined. There is also
much valuable war data on the
printed pages. Price Is cents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
AMONG THE CHURCHES
Congregational Church

The morning sermon will be the
first of series of five sermons on
the Humanity of Jesus" Evening,
THE difficulty task of waiting" Spe-
cial music at both services.
You are cordially invited to the
services of this church. Bring your
friends who have no church home
in the city. F. A. Stever, Pastor.
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. R. w. Wilcox, Phi. D. will
preach morning and evening.
Other services as usual.
Note change of time in evening
service at 7:30 p. m.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
HELP WANTED

WANTED girl for kitchen
work; will pay good wages. Elk
change Hotel. 81.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
Lutheran Synod

LuCutIdn 0yIIUU
Morris: Norwegian services at
1890 a. m. The choir will sing.
Sunday school and Bible class at
- o'clock
Hancock: Evening service at 8
o'clock. J. Thornell, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

SALE BILLS printed promptly and
properly at The Tribune Office.
Our new equipment enables us to set
up an attractive bill in short order
and have it ready when promised.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19
Swedish Lutheran

Swedish Lutheran
There will be services in the Swe-
dish Lutheran church Sunday eve
ming at 7:3O. c. A. Lindahl, pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

FOR SALE.-Hard coal burner,
good as new, Fred Chaplinski,
mile south of Morris.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

PURITY SOOTLESS- The Best Of
| Lumber Co. If.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1917-10-19

SHOES REPAIRED Neatly and
promptly at Henle's Bros Harness
Shop. IT,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
CALL ON GERMANS
TO REFRAIN FROM
TALK OF SHORTAGE

AMSTERDAM, via London, April %.
In the place of the familiar public
notice in the German newspapers
warning the people not to talk of mill
tary matters because Of spies there
now appears a new notice which
reads:
Citizens, your duty is not to talk
OF food conditions. Every word there
on helps the enemy and endangers the
fatherland."
Count Won Reventlow, writing in the
Tages Zeitung, says that the German
statement that there are no U-boats in
the west Atlantic and that therefore
there was no attack on the American
destroyer Smith must come as regret
able assurance Of safety to enemy
shipping. He regards the purpose OF
the statement to be to tell Americans
that Germany has not opened hostil-
tiles and is net ready to do so.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
The Quaker Girls

The girls of Earlham college are mobilizing
to assist in war preparedness. President r. l..
Kelly, in an address in which he outlined the pol
icy of the college, left the question of enisting
squarely up to the individual students, but he in
timated strongly that every patriotic boy and
girl owes duty to his country from which he
cannot escape. The girls have organized to do
help in food conservation and in the giving of re-
lief This is great work and the practical pa
triotsm of the girls will rebound to the general
welfare of the country. They are doing their
bit in commendable way.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
Closing the Radio Stations

Fifteen wireless stations, owned mostly by
boy operators, have fallen under the national
ban. They are to remain disn1antled until the
war is over. The boys have taken the order of
the police in patriotic manner. Wireless sta
tions nowadays are means which German spies
might easily use for communication The gov
eminent is doing the right thing in stamping out
every agency that might help the German secret
service in this country England had cruel les
son to learn before she stamped out espionage.
The United States may be spared many distress
sing incidents by strict measures adopted at the
very outset of hostilities.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
Glass Gives Musical
in Jacksonburg Church

JACKSONBURG, Ind, April o.
The Loyal Sons and Daughters Sun
day school class gave the following
program Sunday evening:
America" by the Class; piano duet
Mrs. Hutchins, Miss Lucille Wilson;
l leading, Miss Louise Lindley: vocal
solo. Floyd Craig; reading, Miss Hes
ter Daugherty; violin solo, Aaron
Lindley: reading. Miss Izona Whit
ton: vocal solo, Miss Ruth Daugherty;
reading, Lawrence Lindley; piano solo
Raymond Craig; reading, Earnest Kin.
singer; violin solo. Miss Eta Hill;
vocal duet, Misses Leila Kitterman
and Margaret Davidson; reading. Miss
Mary Ballard; vocal solo, Miss WHY'S
Personett; patriotic song, Class.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
Masonic Calendar

Monday, April 23-Richmond Com
mandary. No. 8, * T. will give re-
ception to the members and their fam
lilies from 1880 to 1870. Refresh
ments.
Tuesday. April 24-Richmond lodge
No. 1856. F. & A. NJ, called meeting.
Work in Master Mason degree, conf
mencing at $3.50. Luncheon, $50; baa-
quet at the conclusion of work. A fra
ternal welcome is extended to all Mas
ter Masons.
Wednesday, April 25-Webb lodge,
No. "a, F. & A. NJ, called meeting.
Work in Entered Apprentice degree at
Z o'clock.
Friday, April Fixing Solomon S
Chapter, No. 4, r. A. NJ Work in
Past and Most Excellent Masters de-
grees
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
The Hueller Case

The investigation of the utterances Of Arthur
Hueller ought to indicate pretty plainly to the
aliens of this city and county that the United
States government will not tolerate seditious
statements and actions.
It seems to be impossible for some aliens and
their sympathizers to understand that the United
States is at war with Germany and that support
and defense Of the Kaiser is sedition and mimi
cal to the welfare of the country.
If such persons are dissatisfied with the
course of the American government they ought
to go to Mexico or permit themselves to be locked
into penitentiary Or detention camp where they
will not come in contact with the men and women
of this country who want to see the United States
win.
This nation has become an unhealthy abode
for q person who says that the government is not
strong enough to arrest him for his disloyal ut
terances. The citizens of the American republic
as whole are not frightened by the mouthings
of an over-zealous alien. They accept him with
good natured tolerance. But when he openly
casts surs at the President and boasts of his inn
munity and Of the contempt in which he holds
our Republic, the time is ripe that he be thrown
into Jail and kept there until the war is over.
Hueer is reaping what he sowed. He can
blame no one for his plight but himself If he
was indulging in braggadocio, he now has time
to ponder over the methods the United States
uses in calling bluff.
If he was genuine German spy, he walked
into trap of his own making and now has leis-
ure to repent over his evil ways. In either case,
he will find no sympathy in Richmond
The persons who listened to Hueller's views
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1917-04-23
Patriotic Celebration of the Colored People

The colored people are giving concert at the
Coliseum on April Is for the benefit of the Red
Cross society. The hall has been donated and
various organizations are helping the movement
to success. It is refreshing to see that all ma
tionaiities and races represented in American
citizenship are manifesting keen desire to par
ticipate in the great burst of patriotism that is
sweeping across the country. The colored people
of this city are hoping to give tangible proof of
their loyalty by raising large fund for the bene
fit of the local Red Cross society. Money raised
for this purpose alleviates the suffering caused
by war. Tt is expended in noble purpose.