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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
NEW LANDS Fo1 SALE.
SEE WILsoN-sMITH
1923 Main ST.
PRODUCE FOODSTUFES

S6 acres in cultivation; good water
right; price only $4,000; easy terms.
80 acres. all in alfalfa; u. s. r. S.
water on fine road; at $50 per acre.
Terms.
40 acres all in alfalfa; u. S. r. S.
water; miles from town. Price 800
per acre; terms. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
CLEANERS AND OVERS

CITY DYE WORKS-Cleaners of fancy
gowns. gents suits dry. or steam
cleaned. Branch office, Phones AZ
and A.. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
EXCEPTIONALLY FINE HOME.

MOST modern in every way, including
furnace; fine grounds, trees and
shade; reception room with 10 other
rooms beside; grounds 100x12O feet,
in best location, near railroad Inter-
urban line and gravel road. Cost
over $4,000 and furnishings over
$500. Will sell unfurnished for $4,000
or furnished TO: $1,000. Easy terms.
SCHOOLER- STARTLING AGENCY.
Overland Bldg. Phone 35SW.
AS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
SURVEYORS.
County Surveyor. 426 Idaho Bldg.
End HAND MOTORCYCLES

SECOND Hand motorcycles; keys, saw
work specially. Morler, 206 n. 9th.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
TO TRADE

SOME desirable Boise residence pro-
perty to exchange for merchandise
stocks, anywhere. Address Merchant,
p. o. Box 456, Boise, Idaho. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

: WANTED-To buy a few shoats and
light spring wagon. Can 31S-J. A13
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
DANCING TEACHER
MRS. BILLY LEON, PHONE 1915, /

MISS HARRIS STUDIO, PHONE
43S-J. n
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER

MISS A. DUNLAP, sos Overland Bldg,
II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
RUBBER STAMPS
SOCIETIES

a: G: KENNARD, sos Ban, Phone i76
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS.

n REAL ESTATE BARGAINS.
A first class stock farm of 200 acres, oil
in cultivation, consisting of alfalfa
and red clover; good fences. house,
barn and other improvements; one
acre in family orchard Will cut 500
tons of hay, also other crops. Price
$125 per acre. Worth more money.
Splendid location.
Choice two-acre suburban tracts at
only $500, Especially nice and we'll
located on car line.
Two residence lots, corner property,
located all right, near car line, at
5000.
Special low prices to parties wishing to
build in Ellis or Elm Grove additions.
w. E. PIERCE G. CO.
The Old Reliable Real Estate Dealers.
WE HAVE THE BARGAINS.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
LOST OR STRAYED.

LOST-Red Cocker Spaniel puppy
suitable reward, 50r Hays st. AL
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
LIVESTOCK FOR SALE

20 PERCHERON stallion for sale.
from | to years old. These colts
are all by my imported registered
champion stallion "Krepin." and out
of my imported registered ton mares.
They are large, rugged and excep-
\tionally heavy ,boned. My prices are
very low, qualify considered. Terms
If you want them also four regis-
tered ton mares, years old; also
some registered Shorthorn bulls for
sale. P. A. SoRENSEN, TX l. Stock
Ranch, miles south of Beatty Ste :
ton, Meridian. Ida. As5
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

STAMPER-Cor. 9Th and Idaho. Phone
Csc.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

HOME grown trees. fruit. shade AMI
ornamental. Boise Nursery. 9th and
Bannock. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

FIVE bright capable ladies to travel,
demonstrate and sell dealers. $25 to
$50 per week. Railroad fare paid.
Goodrich Drug Co., Dept. 241, Oma-
ha, Neb. Sun O-A29c
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
FOR HIRE.

SADDLE horses for hire at Farmers
Corral. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

JUST think-government report says
that there is twice the protein and
six times the energy in 10 cents worth
of peanut butter than In 10 cents
worth of porterhouse steak. | have
installed a machine and grind it fresh
every day; costs you no more to get
1t absolutely fresh and SO much bet
ter, Robbins. the Coffee Man. 31S No.
Sth. Phone 2619. 40
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
SEWING SCHOOL.

MltS. ROSE will conduct. IA Sewing
school at 1921 Fort street, teaching
cutting and fitting dresses. 81 les
son. Pupils must do their own sew
ing in school. with permission to
take work home. Three lessons or
less usually complete the garment
MI
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
PLUMBING & HEATING

ACME PLUMBING & HEATING Co,
Ltd, Adelmann Bros, managers;
modern plumbing, heating and sheet
metal work. 622 Idaho st. Phone 15S.
n
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
AUTOMOBILE TIRES

HAVE your old tires made over by .
in l lock stitch tire system, cost Id
price of new tire, guaranteed 5000
miles. in l Lock Stitch Tire Mfg.
Co.. 211 Sc. 10th. Phone AL. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
WANTED-Agents.

AGENTS make big money polishing
automobiles with Cooks autogloss
Sample for two-cent stamp. Frank G.
Cook, R-7OO, 18th St., Denver, Colo.
Ml3c
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
WANTED. HELP-Female

baby for while. small wages paid.
Call 1861. AS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

TOP PRICE paid for poultry and eggs,
Boise Poultry company. Phone 2O9. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08

FOR SALE CHEAP-5 room house,
fruit and shade, good location. Call
629-J Aq
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1917-04-08
FOR SALE-Real Estate.

FOR SALE OR RENT-16o acres near
Roseberry, Idaho. H. Pier. Dubuque,
Iowa. Maybe
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
MINES, SH|PYARDS, RAIL WAYS AND
MILLS ARE HIT; FEDERAL COMMIT Tee
WILL STRIVE TO SETTLE DISPUTES
War, Labor and Navy
Departments Join
In Effort
HOPE FOR SMOOTH
RUNNING SEPT. I
Walk-Outs Out of All
Proportion to Usual
Conditions

WASHINGTON, Aug. THE la
Dor situation in the United States
is causing the government alarm.
War work is threatened 10 such a
point that a concerted campaign
started today TO dispel unrest among
the workers.
War. navy and labor Department.
have named a committee 10 study
adjustment OF wage schedules In
navy yards. arsenals and other gov,
ernment works 10 bring about satis-
factory schedules.
This committee, consisting OF As
sistant Secretary Of the Navy Roose
welt. Walter Lippman and William
Blackman, are TO report their fnd
ings 10 the government Aug "a. Em
ployes will then have an opportu
nifty 10 submit appeals from the REQ
ommendation OF the committee. BY
Sept. II Is hoped all difficulties viii
have been settled.
Some OF the principal labor dir
fcrences In the country today are
Twelve thousand metal trades
unionists striking for higher wages
in over 80 shipyards around New
ork
Mine strikes or lockouts in Mon
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
X. OF c. PLANNING
HUGE WAR FUND

CHICAGO. Aug Creation OF a
war fund Of 100000 for recrea
ton centers, foreign intelligence bu.
ieaus and auditoriums. FOR the new
national army. t. planned by the
knights. of Columbus supreme board
in session here today.
The fund will be used 20 provide
comfort for all Sammies regardless
of creed or color. II was announced
Supreme officers and board Nom
bers here are James A. Flaherty.
supreme knight. Philadelphia Mar
tin II Carmody. deputy supreme
knight. Grand Rapids. Mich VIII
liam J Mckinley. New Haven.
Conn Sid J. Callahan. Washing
ton. Joseph G. Pelletier Boston:
Dr. + W Buckley. ST Paul: Rev
VI McGivney. bridgeport, Conn.
and Thomas J Mclaughlin. Newark.
y. J..
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
Move. To Placate L. S.
Seen In Removal of
Zimmerman
ENTENTE ENJOYS
IN CONFERENCE
Important Questions of
Policy To BE Dis
CuSSed


loNpoN' Aug An allied con.
ference which gave promise of
imporfanr results was in prorrrss in
po,,.,t,o, ..s.
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The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
RUSSIANS HALT
TO Give BATTLE

LONDON. Aug : Russian armieg
we're raliying today for a great bat.
ne with the advancing Germans be.
tween the Dniester and the Pruth
rivers, according 20 Berlin reports.
Berlin claims no successes north
ot the Puuth. but the Russians fight.
ing vigorously. are retiring from
The Pruth southwark TO the Ruman.
ian frontier.
Lens the coal center north or
Arras, is slowly falling into the Brit.
ish net After their success or sun
lav. the Canadians again moved for
ward slightly 10 the west and south
west uf she town Monday Severe
losses Wcre inflicted on the Germans
when they attempted a raid north OF
Arieux From - Quentin 20 Ver.
dun. on the French front, artillery
duels have been IN progress.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
AMERICAN
MARINES TO
BE SHELLEO
EnscOnced In Bomb
Proofs Will Undergo
Fire of French Guns
BY J. " PEGLER.

Ntoh tOTTfSOJNdcff Lntls1 PTcse
AMERICAN FIELD HEADQUAR.
TIERS IN FRANCE, Aug. :. Araerl-
can marines are 10 be shellsG
French and not German guns. viii
hurl projectiles upon the soldiers of
the sea. DuGouts are being con
s'ructed today in which the marine
VIII be ensconcei, Then Fe.trot 1
tillery on an adjacent ridge will
open fire. II will be merely a
practice bombardment," and part
Of the preliminary training
After the marines and Sammies
have been shelled. they VIII be
"gased, The American zas expert
has arrived here 10 superintendent
the "gBssine" OF the Sammies. At
ct donning gas masks. the Amari-
cans VIII enter chambers. charged
with gas and remain there for n
considerable time so as 10 become
accustomed 10 the gas that the Ger
mans viii let loose or tncm later. .
Among blue-helmeted marines,
standing shoulder deep In q froneA
atop sun-scorched hill. an Amer.
can general personally tested rife
grenades today lie fred twice
The frst grenade could be seen to
soar $50 feet in the air. Everyone
ducked below the parapet and wait
ed. hut there was no explosion.
"A dud." said tho general
marine nred another II could
be traced by trail OF blue smoke
Then its terrific dotonation crashed
over tho c0unfrvsile.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
.INTERURBAN
is D|TCHED:
SCORE HURT
Flint Local Runs Into
Open Switch At
Fair Grounds
CAR RUNNING
AT HIGH SPEED
Carelessness of ID. u.
K. EmplOye Is Blamed
For Accident

A score OF persons were injured
Monday night when n north-bound
+ lint local, travelling al high speed,
ran into an open switch at the fair
grounds and turned over on its side
in a ditch on the other side OF the
road In It's Night the body OF the
car was ripped from its trucks.
II is supposed that some employe
OF the D. L. Il carelessly left the
switch open The fair ground tracks
are used extensively by ID. L. r.
freight trains at night Crews OF
trains using the spur tracks are sup
posed 10 close the switch after each
passage.
Bui the high speed of the car was
The big factor in this accident.
Motormen are under orders TO slow
down in passing the fair grounds.
where there Is network OF switch
es Passengers say the car did not
slacken its pace /hen II approached
this point man who wanted to
board the car at Chamberlain stop.
Just south of the fair grounds, says
the motorman ignored his signal
The car carried about 30 passen
gers from Flint, Royal Oak and
points between. II was in charge Of
Motorman Lawrence w. Jehu and
Conductc> Arthur Rose both OF I'm
lay City. and left the interurban sta
tion at s.4j.
As IL left the track n struck a
passing automobile containing Nj
and Mrs Ferdinond Winters. No 227
Missouri ave, who were returning
home from a drive Both were bad
L. bruised and shaken up and We're
taken home in private auto Their
own machine was demolished
Passengers in the car were thrown
IN confused and shrieking heap as
the inferdrban, all lights out. plunF
ed into the ditch Many were cut
by bits OF broken glass as they
struggled 10 their feet and tried TO
find an exit Thomas Hayes and
Martin Erickson. Of Royal Oak. and
q third man who was standing with
them on the rear platform got The
rear door open with some dificulty
and lifted tEe frightened women
and children thru IL 90 tho street
some FIVE feet above Some OF those
taken ont we're unconscious
Eleven OF those most seriously
hurt we're taken 10 Harper hospifai
in passing autos bur nearly ali 4
them were able 10 20 home later
John Gongcl Of ROYAL Oak. his wife
and his i0-year-old son were all in.
jured Mr. Congel's night Am was
broken while his wife suffered a
sprained ankle The boy is suffer
.r from shock
l5.ut ". O. Woodward of tho t.
s aviation school A. Selfridge neld.
no was - behind the trolley In
bis auto. rendered valuable aid in
h 20 cue work and sent his chauf
f,uf 20 the hospital with several Of
tho inllred.
H~f and Park and Detroit police
c1l'ehC -stod in keeping order D
The H. T. T. is investigating the
ace don't
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
ALIENS CAN
JOIN ARMY
General Crowder Orders Those
Who Waive Claims
Enlisted

WASHINGTON. Aug Local
exemption boards thruout the Unit
ed States were last night notified
by Provost MarshalGen. Crowder 10
accept for service in the national
army such aliens as wished 10 waive
claim for exemption.
Gen. Crowder's message. trans
mitted thru the governors Of the Va
rious states. read In part
Reports reaching this office recent
IS indicate that ia some quarters the
belief prevails that friendly aliens.
who have not declared their intcn-
tion to become citizens. but are Will
ing To serve arc lsQualined from
entering the military service ot the
United states and therefore that they
must take out FIRST papers before
they can be accepted.
u is 70 be regretted that such y
misunderstanding should have arisen.
The qualifications for voluntary en-
i1tmeut in time ~ war arc NO moro
restricted fOr service In tho new ma
tional army than for the regular
army. such allen -declarants arc
available a. volunteers. The selec-
tive act provided Tor thcir regiatra-
tiOn: but in did not regard them a.
and N therefore gave them fun lib-
erty - claim exemption when called
b, local boards
Vow that Information reveals their
Willingness in large numbers 70 de-
cline this exemption, 10 should be
fully understood that their service is
heartily welcomed and they should
he accepted whenever upon sum
mons they fail 20 claim their right
of exemption.
They arc assisting the cause ~
their own country 10y aiding tho
United States - triumph IN this war.
The more of thcrl that enter the SER
vice tho better. FOR in this way will
be removed fhc cause of dtsrati sfac-
fior hard i1 some nrF rfcrr that. al
though the quota wac N7rrd IN total
population Including niIcne the act
ual draft reached only citizens and
declRrauts
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
200 FACE DEATH
AS TRAITORS
L. :. Will Ask Extreme Pen
atty For Oklahoma
Rioters

OKLAHOMA CITY, Aug. War
rants charging high treason have
been issued by the United States
district attorneys Office against zoe
draft resisters rounded MP by posses
in the recent rioting here Under
instruction from Washington. the
death penalty will be asked for
these men.
Organized resistance 70 tho draft
In oklahoma has now completely
broken down, but posses are still
busy rounding up struggling rioters
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
BY JOHN NDENS
fdT CorrCsge.GcH it1icd Press

BERLIN. Aug : Open dissa'is
faction with The neW cabinet was
expressed by The Liberal press 20
day
The Tagehlatt was bitter IN its
statements that the people had been
eiyen no choice in the new govern
mont. and declared that real demo
Cratizafion or parliamentarization re
sombling an exotic sea monster is
the choice confronting Chancellor
Michaels
The representatives OF the pee
Pile had 20 influence N the cabinet
appointmcnts tAo Tageblatt Dc.
clared GerWany received the new
government as gift from above
There is no possibility OF acknowl
edging or refusing IT,
Parliament has no more rights
than former pariiaments. The great
German people have neither direct
nor indirect influence in the selec-
tion OF their managers They have
no power and no responsibility
They are exposed 10 the strokes Of
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
Casualties for Month of
August in the War to
Make Detroit Safe
for Humanity
Killed
Wounded
1O4
Missing
D. p. w. EmpIo,e e Injured.

August Kentzie. Sc years old, No.
100 Brewsterst, an employe Of the
department OF public work., was
struck by a motorcycle al John II.
and Higl>sts Monday afternoon and
knocked under the wheels OF an ap-
preaching motor truck Several ribs
were broken, punctuTng one OF his
lungs. He was taken TO the west
branch OF Grace hospital Alphonse
pc Roy. driver OF the motor truck
il held by the police on charge of
reckless driving.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

The thirteenth annual reunion o'
the Society OF Descendants OF Henry
Wolcott will meet at Hartford
Conn. today and continue i'm ses-
sion until Friday.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

a sale Of 900 registered sheep.
The first sale of its kind ever con.
Quoted east of the Mississippi river.
will open today AT the state fair
grounds. Columbus. O.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

The war in its relation to the life
insurance business will be discussed
by. the American Life Underwriters
association. meeting In annual 'ses-
sion today an Grand Rapids.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

Just a. m ,ch as Sou please In rho
Cnlisnuf~ - % Auuttfnsnts On tho
Boa-d Frfk Jefferson at Bridge
Ore tiCkaf includes cvervtt mr. Nurf
r-ai Fun than you'vs ever had be-
fore eb amusem rF.tA-for CSC ADV.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

The Best Cup 90 coffee In Detroit.
Made from The huest grade 81 coffee
and pure Tcrsev cream from our own
farm At Bloomfield Hills. Hotel Gris-
void Cafeteria Adv.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
THE WEATHER

D~troit sr6 ,icinity - Tue-dR,
Night md Ses-c-day unreettcd. crob-
ntl~ shower. n, occrntc south "a
80 Nfhtve7 X N~'n q.
loser .fichiG .st-Vsia Tucsday
night anJi Neds~sdayt warmer 60.
ninhf.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
STRIKES Pc RIL WAR PLANS:
u. S. ACTS TO QuELL UNREST
BERLIN CABINET SHIFT
WILL NOT ALTER JUNKER
POLICIES, ALLIES THINK

his predecessor. and that Dr Kuhl
man is in thurO accord with his
views is regarded 81 certain.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

Pure Cream From Our own Fsr~, ~
Ninpwn"fd Hlll7 ID with our fam
sunday 7s0 o. ~ Hotel Griswold
Cafeteria.-Adv.
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07

They Don't lay In Market
,ss or night our vegetables come
direct from our own farm every
morning Hotel Griswold Csf~te ia
ADV
The Detroit times., 1917-08-07
READERS, ATTENTION.!

Nearly every bridge. viaduct and tunnel through.
out the country is guarded by our soldiers who
have little chance 10 buy daily paper or
reading matter of any kind N you will throw this
paper on 10 OF them when you are through
with a. we feel that II would be much appreciated.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-10-11
CHIGlS BACK TO OLD HOME
Roman Family to Occupy Historic VIM
Observation-Disclosures Of
Original Owners.

After 1871 years the historic Wilt
FarneSina. on the banks of the TIbes.
II half-mile distant from st. Petorx
church, will again he occupied BY d.
scendants Of its original owners and
builders, the Princes Of Chigi, says h.
Rome correspondent.
The head of the, house, Prince In-
dovfc Chlgi, who last year was aP-
pointed marshal Of the Holy church
and the guard Of the C0nclaye and.
therefore, rules the Vatican during tAe
interim between the death Of n pofk.
and the election If Il new one, recently
disposed Of the Chlgi palace to Ne
Italian government. II Is stated that
by this sale he was put In & position t.
buy back the Villa F~arnesina, erected
In 1509-11 by the Papal banker. Ages.
inc Chigi, and potable because Of Its
frescoes by Raphael.
The palace will be restored and r.
furnished MS il was when first occupied
by the Chigi family, m auction salt
having been held recently to rid th%
palace Of the furniture left there BY
the king of Naples,
The return Of the Chigis Is tonsid
cred remarkable since II Is prosertia
in Rome that when once q family
leaves its home it leaves forever.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-10-11
SERUM FOOR RAT.BITE FEVER
Japanese Physicians Declare Cure 10
Obtained From Veins Of Persons
Who Have Recovered.

A group Of eminent Japanese doc
tors has been busy studying rat-bite
fever eve since Futaki, lshiwara and
their associates reported two years ago
the discovery of the microbe that
causes 1t. This Is a spirochete. so.
called because its form Is spiral or
zig-zag. Several types Of this spiro-
chete were found in men who had been
bitten by rats, and In guinea pigs that
had been experimentally inoculated.
These we're identified by Futaki as in
all probability Identical.
Doctors Renjiro. kaneko and KikuzO
Okuda OF the Imperial university in
kynshu, Fukuoka, Japan, contribute
to the Journal Of Experimental Medi-
cine a confirmation of Futaki's belief:
Doctor Kyokichi lnada contributes Il
description Of the disease; Doctors Yu-
TAXA lido, Rokuto Holt, Hiroshl Ito and
Hidetsune Wani describe experiments
that prove the rat to be the olnmou
carrier Of the Spirocheta icterohaemor-
rhagica, as the mlcrObe Of the disease
Is called; and Doctors Yutakn lido, HI
roshi Ito, Hidctsune Wani and Kikuzu
Okuda discuss the possibility Of pro-
ducing immunity.
The latter 60 Into details of their
experiments and come to the conclu-
sion thar the ''serum Of persons who
have recovered from rat.bite fever con-
tains an immune body which destroys
the spirochetes of that disease"
The Importance of these articles lies
in the final proof that this s~pirochete
Is the cause Of the fever, that rats are
the carriers, and that the disease can
be cured.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-10-11
Perfectly Ridiculous.

ITS too bad that You broke yoalr
doll" commented the caller.
This doll is not brokcn,' corrected
the child gravely.
"Oh. isn't III l thought that wes
the doll that used to cry Mammal
when 1t was squeezed
This is the same doll. But yoE
must remember that was several years
ago. She Is much older now. IeC
don't expect n grown-up Young lads
to cry Mamma " when she is sqneeres,
do youY"
The caller had to acknowledge tAs1
whatever she expected, 1t pr0Dss1s
wouldn't take place.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-10-11
The Impatient Guest.

Heloise Of the rnpid-iire restaurant
was relating to ClaudiDe, another wait.
ress In the same establishment, certain
interesting episodes which occurred at
the hartenders' ball on the previous
night. "All In the living world ] says
to Hughie was"
~"Sa-n-ay!" s%arcnstically snarled n
hypercritical customer, I'm still wait.
ing for my ordr! Is this a restaurant
or an Evolutionary entertainment"
Jaw, listen to the living skeleton hav.
ing Il fit IN the tiled floor !" coldly re-
torted Helolse. Il says to Hughie,
'Hughie.' l says, 4 wouldn't have
thought It Of your Just like that"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1917-10-11
F%astidtous Eater.

ALAS" said the drummer at the din
ner table, "kindly look closely and you
will observe four flies swimming about
In my coffee"
"Too true" replied the gentle wait
ress of H~uckabuck tavern. 1T Is In
deed unfortunate, sir, but II you will
let the cup set, or sit, as the case may
Ne, for Il few minutes the insects will
drown and then sink to the bottom,
and you will soon forget all about
them. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS