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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
PROMINENT SKIATOOK WOMAN
BROUGHT HERE FOR BURIAL
Hundred Friends Accompany Re-
mains to Tulsa: Intcrmcnt
at OakIaWn.

A delegation of one hundred Skia-
took citizens paid tribute TO the snem-
ory of Mrs. Albert X. Feigley yester-
day when that number came to Tulsa
to witness the interment at Oaklawn
burial park, which was held yester-
day. Mrs. Feigley. aged 54, died at
her home in Skiatook Saturday fol-
lowing an extended illness.
Since 1905, when the family moved
from Bloomington, Neb.. to Skiatook,
Nengaging in the mercantile business,
the deceased had been active in all
civic affairs and was a leader in the
activities OF tho women's organiza-
tions. She was born August II, 1868.
A husband and one son survive.
Funeral services were conducted by
Rev. f.. II. Broyles Of the Presby-
terian synod of Tulsa and who was
the first minister to grace a Skiatook
pulpit.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
WHAT MAKES ANARCHISTS

Lee Starr, known as "Pan-
handle Pete" has been drunk
six hundred or seven hundred
times but denies that he is a
vagrant
"Why, I can't he guilty Of
that" Pete told Judge Evans.
FOR | was born and reared in
Tulsa. Pm 32 years old and !
was here before there was any
Tulsa"
Pete said he lived at Hominy.
okla. and was farmer and
married He Is of Cherokee
blood. lie came to town Satur-
day. he said. and was talking
with a friend I'm a First street
drug store, who asked him TO
have "A drink" Pete didn't want
any drink so the friend gave him
quarter, entirely unsolicited.
Pete said. hut the officers said he
begged Il.
We'll III put down S25
fine" said Judge Evans.
AN risht." said Pete. "But
that's just what makes anarchists
I'm this country"
Pete's idea seemed 10 be that n
native son could not be n vag-
rant, whic.. did not coincide with
the courts theory
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
Not Selling Svcotcrs

a letter received by Miss Calvin. OF
the Navy league headquarters yester-
day read: 'In reference to the report
which Is being circulated so the effect
that tho men had To pay for the
knitted garments, we viii state this ia
not only absolutely false, but that any
one circulating such a report is aid
Ing the enemy"
The headquarters now have yarn for
sale to those wishing TO make sweat
crs or other knitted articles for indi-
Wduals, but no finished articles are
for sale or have ever been sold by the
section here
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
Inola Safe Blown.

Special 10 The World.
CLAREMORE. Okla. oct. 23.-The
safe In the oscar Jeffries general
store at Tnola. a small town II miles
south Of this city, was blown Saturday
mornlyF at an early hour with n
charge OF nitroglycerln. The door 10
the stroncboX WIS blown to pieces,
fragments being driven into the walls
and the ceiling. Currency and checks
were also torn into shrcds by the
force OF the explosion. or $40 in the
safe NJ the time of the robbery only
IS was secured by tho robbers. who
entered and escaped by the front door,
&c which they had key. They left
no clue.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
Chicago hoy on Antilles.

WASHINGTON Oct. 23.-Privdte
Edward Letchel of the field artillery
was one OF those lost when the trans
port Antilles was sunk. His father
lives at 3436 Durressy avenue, Chi
cago. Letchel was reported yesterday
as Edward L. Etchel, address un-
known. The mistake was made in the
official announcement.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
Osages Buy Bonds.



PAWHUSKA, Okla, Oct "a
Usage Indians were among the earliest
and most liberal subscribers to the
Liberty bonds. The main drive is to
start Wednesday, a holiday by three
prCclamations. Several committees of
women working in banks and stores
and canvassing homes started Monday
morning.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

and Mrs. Mitchell. leaves today for her
home.
Rev. Aiber, 8. NcGarrah has ar
/ rived from Chicago % join Mrs Nc
I Garrah. who has been visiting the
home of her mother. Mrs. Clara ks
kaddon. the past several weeks.
Tn4 Tirzah clu5 viii meet Thursda1
afternoon for war relief Work in the
home ~ Mrs a Rinehart so East
Eighth street The afternoon VIII b
gwen over 70 knitting.
NJ and Mrs Bernard 4. Gillespie
are --r-i m a feW Fs ~ N n -E Gl
lsFf.es parents NJ and Mrs. Eug ne
81 Kerr Cf Muskogse. en- route home
from phoerx. Arlz.
Mrs. e r. Fens'eruacher. who fas
been confined On the hospital :rr 'r
pas, 90 era. weeks s'lll - IN q crit G !
condition. having Submitted % another
operation a few days since.
Mr. and Mrs ". True Of Okla
homa CITY who notoret over Sunday
for q few days visit 20 the.r daughter,
Mrs. Emory A. cook. have returned
home.
NJ ard Mrs. " Val Jean P'd@e-
son. who motored 10 Kansas City and
Mania Tan. kan, two weeks ago. have
re ur.e e5 They were ACCOMPANIED Oh
the trip b. Ars. Dixie Gore.
Miss Leona Kiser !s IN Oklahoma
T|f- where she wen 20 afenf tue
opera and visit friends Mss Kiser
viii remain away two weeks.
Mrs. C.. r. Kelley OF New York IS
expected 20 arrive during he week
% visit the home of her sister, Mrs.
Thomas u Lyons and Mr. Lyons
Mrs Nerie Peterson and MISS Arne-
la Peterson have returned 20 kars p
C!fy. after a visit 20 the hame Of SIR.
and Mrs George Peterson il kcnu- i.
Mrs. & Renberg cntertained with a
small lu0Che5n party Morday after
noon "a Toa Cup inn m n. or Of VI 81
BIance Kahn Of Houston, TeNas.
Mrs. and Mrs II. ]. Fist have re-
turred O. Muskozee after q brief V si'
with their daughter. Mrs Claude II.
I.OEenstein.
Nr and Mrs. Dan J. Davieson are
expected home today from EXcels or
Strings where they have been spend
ing fortnight
Mr. Elton Hunt entertained a small
party. Of friends at dinner Monday
evening at Tea Cup Inn. Places were
set for six.
Mrs. Il. r Rose is home after spend
ing three months IN Los Angeles, Cal
She was met In Kansas city by Mr.,
Rose.
Mrs. John Roy's return home from
the east. where she has been spending
the past several months. is expected
today.
Miss Irene Delaney has gone for n
few wectg' visit TO her aunt, Mrs. Ed
ward Kerl.n OF St Louis.
Mrs Wiley !. Stewart is spending
1.-THE week with friends In Oklahoma.
Mr.. ond Mrs. James p. Flanagan
will return today from weeks stay
in Houston, Texas.
Mrs. J. w. Gilliland is expected
home today from a weeks vibit In
Kansas city.
Mr. and Mrs. II. II. Brant are home
from a visit in Memphis. Mo; Youngs-
town. Ohio. and Pittsburgh.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
HOdcarriers Want Raise.

SpeclaI 70 Inc World.
PAWHUSKA, Okla, Oct. 23.-Hod-
carriers, concrete turner's and mud
mixers belonging to the local protec-
tive union have posted a demand for
81 day. Farm labor is very scarce
and some farmers are said to he pay
ing SO n day, with board.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
Attorneys Locate In Tulsa.
World VapitaI bureau.
gfn Hntuukni1 Nuf1Itp

sl2 Campbell Building.
OKLAHOMA CITY. oct. 23.-Judge
Il. II. Riddle of Chickasha. formerly
or the supreme bench. announces that
he will remove TO Tulsa November 1
and assume charge of the branch Of
flee OF Stuart. Cruce & Riddle. head
quarters being IA this city Judge Rid
die has for many years been rest
dent OF Chickasha.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

The tickets for Madame Frances
Aida, prima donna, Metropolitan COM
pany, and Mr.. Frank LaForge, cele-
brated pianist who give joint con-
cert here November G, at Convention
hall. will be placed on sale at the
Quaker Drug store, Wednesday morn
ing. 10 o'clock, October 24.-Adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
SENATOR KERR IS
AID CLUB SPEAKER
Former Owner of Muskogee
Tlmes-Democrat Talks on
Advertising.

THE man who tries 70 run a news
paper TO sat sly his advertisers will
probably salty nobody but them"
said Senstor Eugene NJ. Kerr OF Mus
kogee yesterday. addressing the Tulsa
Ad club AT its weekly luncheon lat
the Hotel Tulsa.
Senator Kerr. until a few days ago,
was editor and owner OF the Musko-
gee Times Democrat and spoke as
practical newspaper man. His address
was short but full OF sound sense and
instructive advice, both to the adver-
tising men OF the newspapers and to
the advertisers themselves.
What People Read.
"If newspaper is honest and fear
less In expressing It's opinions and
says what II sincerely believes, then
you can bet your bottom dollar that
the people are going to read II, even
tho you may think 1t is wrong" con-
tinued the senator. And when the
people read and respect such a news
paper. as they Will. you advertisers
may be confident that they will read
and respect your advertisements pub
lished therein"
Senator Kerr spoke both from the
standpoint of the advertiser as we'll
as the publisher and emphasized
what he enumerated as the most i'm
poriant features OF advertising
One OF these is getting your copy
in early" Copy must be given to the
| newspapers In time. he said. for It's
proper handling by the printers. Many
times ads appear set up in slip
goiher-beeause copy for them were
held back by the advertiser until too
/ late for the printer. AT least two
/ thirds OF you here" said the senator,
''aro too late giving the printer your
copy"
] Senator Kerr also frowned upon
preferred position" IL Injuries both
papers and advertisers" he declared.
Advertisers ought to know what the
circulation OF The papers they patron
I izc is he So The man who buys
/ advertising space today buys It just
/ as he buys any other commodity,
and with the same careful dlscrimi-
, nation. As a rule the older paper is
: alton. As a rule the older paper IS
the better. II is as n profitable adver-
] tising medium. The advertisements a
paper carries largely measure its
character.
Criticilcs Haste.
Criticising the hurried manner In
which some advertisers prepare COPY,
the former publisher declared that he
had personally known merchants to
spend $50 for advertising space and
| then spend ten minutes preparing
copy for It, Advertising copy, he in
sisted. should he given the most care
/ ful and painstaking attention.
! lie said n merchant should spend
as much for advertising as he pays in
rent, and that many OF the largest
retail establishments of Chicago and
New York follow this policy with
out deviation. You can't apply this
rule II you are on the outskirts of
/ the city" he said, but in the down
/ town retail district you can and
/ should. II YOU spend less you are
/ permitting overhead expenses to eat
| you up"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

I SpeciaI 20 The World
| MALESTER, Okla. Oct. 23.-Wll-
liam Noble qualified and was sworn
In as municipal Judge today. He sue
ceeded Leighton +. Worthley, who re-
/ signed TO enter military service.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
France Borrows 81. 900. 600.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 23.--The gov
ernment today advanced another
ss.o00.0oo TO France, bringing the ad-
vances TO the allies to date UP to
32.776, 100000.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
S::o:'.e:::ii!e!,:tu 80 i (: A;e!1n,:s A,.;:':':.!! .:
SSJIDEHcE! 1900

a4fHs '.aHTFFfe -. Aag4Ai a' OF
esf o. the young u1atrons % her card
club fcr p.ezsart Afternoon yestsr-
l-E Three tables we're played ana
tho SUN which is usually s1rencet ir
llrrLaE-y prize Was given O. ne
Itl Cross IlreIF.r w-F Ee-ve D.
Nrs W l. EreI q San Frarr.sc '.
Nr. Cyan. Llr~a- and Yrs. Zen r
C.f-ls s-.vs,-tet
Ars- Pearl AIezaater has returned
from Ea-ses C.-y where she attended
t-s performance % grand opera az
he g .es. ~ Mr and Mrs. g. C. clover.
E- and Mrs cover have gone on 90
chicago ard Culver Ind whore they
T FE.t their Eol Marin. a student
q Culver Military academy.
~ and W-s George rowrF re-
turned D. ,he.r home 10 Tulsa yes'er-
fay after spend rr Tevera. days Ole t-
IrF friends They were Z. c.mpeIie9
home ~ NJ. IS r HarcocE. who
VIII spend trF f.Fs .r Iu.aa.-A -8-
koRe- T.nes-Icuolrat
Mrs p. " WcFariln. Mrs James A
Ch- pmar and NrA. ~ q Barnard are
spend NJ q few faFs 90 Oklahoma cry.
TFtere they were Joined by Mrs J %.
f0r'ey n H9ider,lIie. and Ms4 Mabel
Barnard for the opera season.
Nrs sarah Young OF Niagara Fails.
Canada. is the guest fJr a short time
of her relative. Mrs II l. sutton. Mrs.
Young e. en- route home Hfier har.ub
spent several months In san Francisco
and FL P1sO.
Mr. and Nrs Frank 4. Haver and
Mrs. B -. B0atright arrived home
yesterday morning from Chicago,
where they motOred several weeks ago.
They attended the national base ball
series
Mr. and Mrs W A Lombard and
three daughter. Hester. Lois and
Sammie. returned home yesterday
after pleasant trip Of three months
on the f'acific coast
Miss Mitchell u Pasadena. Cal. who
has heen tho guest for several weeK-
of her brother. NJ Edwin D. Michel.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
The c-Ie-dsr for ve-,ne.d-v

y char-rr p 2 o meets .r home
Of Mrs Fa-frfrh etI-y
Nee''r7 = Drama league with Mrs.
Iraa lt.lrr
Tulst s-a-s club meets ir Mason 'c
hal Nrelz es r. Q Hauer ~
e'ee,e 3 4 HlI and ". L Harris are
hOsferrrr
3irs r J. Hartman IL hostess % her
card club.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24
NJ Ps ROBERT y MOODY. Mrs.

Nv LINN r wallace a1f Nrs
Weils T. Hortgon RI constitute ne
new Eoc.sl rom 1iffee II fhe country
club which has been appointed ~ Nr
! n NcEEer % plan tta ii7-ls
SEASONS activities These r0a'rors ul'I
Rave 'fr asr a-a~ce q Nsarra N.-
Even Earl " Sinclair and Horace r.
Anderson.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Miss Mitchell u Pasadena. Cal. who
has heen tho guest for several weesz
of her brother. N. Edwin d. Mitchell
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Tn4 Tirzah clu5 viii meet ThursdaJ
afternoon f0r war relief work ia the
home ~ Mrs. \. Rinehart. SO East
Eighth street The afternoon VIII b.
gwen over 20 knitting
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mr.. and Mrs. ". A Lombard and
three daughter. Hester. Lois and
Sammie. returned home yesterday
after a pleasant trip Of three months
on the racfic coast
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mr.. and Mrs. James =. Flanagan
will return today from a weeks stay
in Houston, Texas.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mrs. ]. w. Gilliland Is expected
home today from a weeks vbit IN
Kansas City.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Rsy. Albert E. McGarrah has ar
rived from Chicago % join Mrs. Nc
Garrah. who has been visiting the
home of her mother. Mrs. clara ks
kadd0n. the past several weeks.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

lf- and Mrs Bernard A. Gillespie
are spending a feW days " N y -5 Gi .
lsFf.es parents Mr and Mrs. Elg ne
81 Kerr Ct Mlskogee. en- route home
from phoer.x. Arlz
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

and Mrs Mitchell. leaves today for her
home
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mrs Wiley l. Stewart is spending
the week with friends in Oklahoma.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Brant are home
from a visit In Memphis. Mo, Youngs-
town. Ohio. and Pittsburgh.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-24

Mrs. C. n. Fens'sruacher. who fas
been confined IN the hospital :rr che
past 30 era. weeks. stll - IN critic !
condition. HAVING submitted % another
operation a few days since.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
In BED FOR WEEKS.
Mr.. Smith Was in a Bad Way,
VI But Doan's Restored Him to 3
J. the Best Of Health. q:

In April, 1916, Louis Smith, 80 New
St., Hackensack, N. j., said: Words
fail to describe the misery I endured
from kidney complaint. In my work I
have to do a lot of heavy lifting and
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
One-Sided RECOGNITION.

They passed on the street without
speaking, but their eyes had mutual
recognition and challenge. She was
accompanied by u female friend, and
he had male companion. When they
had passed the girl said:
''That was poor Jack Jurgens. He
didn't speak, but you noticed his look,
didn't you? Poor boy, it hurts me to
think how he has never got over my
refusal to marry him.. Of course he
was all broken up at the time, but
thought he would soon get over it.
He's thinner, isn't he? do hope that
he hasn't plunged into dissipation. He
couldn't trust himself to speak, could
he? Oh, dear!"
And the man was saying:
did you see how that dame gave
me the eye? I suppose should have
spoken to her, because I can't help
thinking I've met her somewhere-her
face is familiar, but I can't place her"
cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
girl Of II SOLDIERS WIFE
While Her Husband Fights In Francs
Young Bride Will Go 70 r,
School in This Country.

a. fourteen-year-old schoolgirl be-
came a soldiers wife in Brooklyn re-
Gently, thus following the example of
her mother, who became the. bride. of
one Of Uncle Sans men in khaki IA
months ago. ~ e
Matte Lee Hudsbeth Of Douglas,
Ariz.. was the latest bride, says the
Brooklyn Eagle. The soldier boy who
became her husband is David Eugene
Henry OF Spring, Tex. The bridegroom
ls only twenty-five, and a member of
the Twenty-second infantry, now sta
toned at Fort Hamilton.
The girls stepfather went abroad
with General Pershing, and is now
somewhere in France" His wife
planned to join him and come East.
While waiting passports here her
daughter met Henry, with whom she
became acquainted in Arizona, two
years ago.
While the BRIDES mother is absent
In France her daughter will remain
here and attend school.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
Same Old Lectures.

On certain occasion Professor
Brander Matthews of Columbia uni
versity, speaking jokingly Of his age,
said he trusted that he was not so
old that the students could play on
him the trick he once saw tried on a
senior professor in his own college
days.
professor Blank" he said, twas our
most venerable instructor, and he
could be just little irritable at times.
Once, noticing that member of his
class who sat right under his eye
never took any notes or paid the
slightest attention to his lectures, he
stopped abruptly and demanded:
"'See here, young man, what do you
mean by coming into my classroom
day after day and never taking notes 2
"I have my father's,' was the stu
dents complacent reply."- Youths
Companion.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
What He Heard.

What he Heard.
Visitor-Well, you don't know who
I am.
Kid-Oh, yes, do. You're the man
ma says would be good catch for our
Lillian.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
ENTRY LISTS LARGE

indications Point to Live Stock Show
That VIII Equal Past Years.
Entries for the horse and cattle
shows at the Minnesota. state fair,
Sept. 8 to 8, closed Thursday, Aug 8,
with record-breaking lists of exhibi-
tors. ::7'
Close to 900 horses and LOO head
OF cattle, aggregating in value close to
three quarters of million dollars,
many of them blue bloods in the horse
and cattle world, have been entered
and will be on exhibition at the fair.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
Knew Fathers Weakness.

Johnny B who has seen eight
summers 60 by, not very long ago de-
veloped fondness for playing "hook-
ey'' from school. After two or three
Ofenses of this kind he was taken to
task by his teacher.
Johnny" she said, "the next time
you are absent want you to bring me-
an excuse from your father telling me
why you were not here"
IT don't want to bring any excuse
from father" protested the boy.
"Why not?" asked the teacher, her
suspicion plain.
"'Cause father isn't any good at
making excuses. Mother finds him
out every me."-Rehoboth Sunday
Herald.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
RECOGNIZE WOMAN AS EQUAL
Heads Of Industrial Plants Say She
Can Do Any Work Consistent With
Strength Better Than Men.

Once man pretended to place wom-
an on pedestal and worship her.
Now, according to Donald Wilhelm,
who reports "The Confessions Of a
Munition-Maker" in the Century, he
is forced to recognize her as an equal
and respect her. The quotation be-
low states the opinion Of hardhead-
ed factory foreman, on the Importance
of women in the world of labor:
"We1ch, one can see, isn't emotion
al. One can trust his judgment Of
women.
"That is why I was glad he was
present in the officers room Of the
company eating quarters when the re-
port was made in detail Of the strike
scheduled to take place the follow
Ing Monday morning. He made a
speech, saying:
Gentlemen, we've all known wom-
en- practically all our lives-ever since
we were born, practically. Most Of
us get to thinking that a woman can't
do mechanical work because they're
always willing to let man use the
hammer, that being something he
thinks he can do. But woman can
. DO 1t. A woman can do anything that
"a man can do, and most things bet
ter, but men can't do anything neaf
what women can do. Now, maybe
you can imagine what women can do
In mechanics, and I know what they
can do. Leaving out big girls, say
women can do any kind of mechanical
work that's consistent with their
strength better than men,
"Another superintendent, new
nan, said he had thrown out a hun
dred men in his plant back in Ohio
and put girls in their places, and he
had found them better all around"
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05

When a fool doesn't act like fool
he fools lot of other people
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
What Allied Smith.

A plainly dressed man, who intro
uuced himself as Mr.. John Smith,
walked into doctors Office in a Texas
town, and, having explained his symp-
toms, asked the doctor how long it
would take to cure him. The doctor,
who had treated the visitor with every
possible courtesy, replied:
"You will require careful treatment
under my personal supervision for
about two months before you are able
to resume your labors in the bank
doctor, you are fcoling yourself.
am not Smith the banker, but Smith,
the street car driver"
us that so? Well, my good fell
low, don't see what you came to see
me for"
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
Once Was ENOUGH.

my wife never rouses me up to cut
the grass before breakfast"
IT'S that so?'
Eyes; she tried it once, and was
so sleepy that I ran the lawn mower
all over her flower beds" S.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
SKIN T0RTURES
That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Re.
!ieved by Cuticura-Trial Free.

It takes about ten minutes to prove
that hot bath with Cuticura Soap
followed by gentle applications of
Cuticura Ointment will afford relief
and point to speedy healment of
eczemas, itchings and irritations. They
ire ideal for all toilet purposes.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1917-09-05
when Your Eyes Need Care
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