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The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Dry Goods

New York, April 2L-Cotton goods and yarns were firm and quiet today. Gov ernment demands were more urgent Linens were very firm and burlaps ad- vanced. An auction sale of 105.000 bales of carpets and rugs will begin Monday morning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
St. Louis Grain

St Louis, April 21.-Wheat, No. red, $2.S5; No. hard, $2.e3 May. s1.52; July, white. l.55@1. 5s; May, $1 4s11s; July, $1.SS14 Oats. No. ?, CSC; No. 2 white, nominal.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Sugar and Cereals

Granulated Sugar-S8.75 cwt., f. o Birmingham.
 Choice Rice-s650 per cwt. Fancy Rice-$7 per cwt. Extra Fancy Riee-s750 per cwt. Grits-Cartons, 95c dozen. Grits-Sack, $3.50.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Fish
POmpano-2no

Pompano-30c. Oysters-Eastern select, St64 gallon; medium, s1.50. Perch-S1sc. Salt Water Trout-121kc Red Snapper-121zc. Gray Snapper-Sc. Mullet-7c. Spanish Mackerel-121kG15c Shrimp-121Sc. Sheephead-S1ac. Virginia Croaker-6c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Kansas City Grain

Kansas City, April 21.--Cash wheat, No. hard, s2.5S@2. 6s; No. 2 red, $2. .S0@2 IS. Corn Mo- mixed $1.476D1 .4S; No. white, s1.5S@1.59; No. 2 yellow, 1.49@1. 50. Oats, No. white, 7S1sa74c; No. 2 mixed, 72@73c
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tied business at 7.5oc for fine granu-

Trading in sugar futures was less active today but the undertone was firm and prices were higher on covering and little support from trade inter- ests with offerings light. Closing prices were to points net higher with sales of 3100 tons. May hold at 5.40c, closing at 5.40c July. 5.52 @5 5.56c closing at 5.55c; September 5.e3@5.64c clos ing at 5.63c; December. 513c, closing at 5.13c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Creamery Products

Butter-Creamery, 4s1Ac; process butter, 42c; oleomargarine, 27c; country butter, 35c.
 Full Cream Cheese, 27c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
English Money

London, April 2l.-Bar silver. S7,sd per ounce: money. IA per cent; discount rates, short bills, AssQls4 per cent; three months. 4A@4N per cent:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Hides and Tallnw

Green Salt iHides-1s92oc. Half Cured-1S619c. Green Hides-16@17c. Dry Flint Hides-3S@40o. Dry Salt Hides-3s@37c Damaged Hides-Half price. Sheep Skins-25cQ$1.2 Horse Hides-s1@5. Angora Goats-25d30c. Ginseng-Wild, s. Colt Skins-45660c Sherlings-15G25c. Goat Skins-50@S0c. q Hogskins-10Q15c Tallow-59Sc. Beeswax--25927c. Washed Wool-40143c. Clear Unwashed Wool-30Q33c Bury Wool-20Q22c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Poultry and Eggs

OUIIHJ ~HU Ib So Hens-1993Oc. Hens-Dressed, HQ22c. Fryers-40c. Guineas-35c. Roosters-121ac. Extra Graded Eggs-35c, Fresh Country Egg@34c. Turkeys-Live, 27Q2sc; dressed, soc Geese-13c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Meats

Extra Ribs-2Oc. Rib Bellies-21c. Clean Bellies-21Mc. Smoked Bellies-26c. Breakfast Bacon-2SQS4c. Pork Loins-23c. Pork Shoulders-1Sc. Pork Hams-19c. Skinned Hams-26c. Hams-Reg., 25c. Pork Trimmings-1Sc Pure Lard-22c. Open Kettle-23c. Compound-16c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1917-04-22
Spot Cotton
Pig Iron

15.47c; June. 15.45 @15.52c: July. 15.51@ 15.53c; August, 1852 @15.53c; Septem- Der, 1858 @15.54c; October 15.1sD 15.1ec; November. 14.5S@1462c. Total sales, 16,200
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
COUNTY JAIL Is ROBBED
Guns and Documents Pertaining to
Black Killing Mysteriously
Removed Recently

One night last week the two guns
which played the parts in the killing
of Jack Black here last February,
and copies of the affidavits secured
in the case, were taken from the
locker at the office of Sheriff Lewis
Worker in the courthouse. Investi-
cation of the alleged theft has been
made by Sheriff Worker and detec-
tiyes from the Burns agency. This
investigation led them to the pre-
sumption that duplicate keys to the
Jail had been made and their belief
is that these keys are in the possess
sion of someone without authority.
Entrance to the sheriff's office and the
locker, it is stated, was probably
made by the use of duplicate keys.
Sheriff Worker states that accord
ing to his investigation he has found
that on December 2S, 1916, the kne-
BILE Sporting Goods Co., of Pueblo,
made two large keys and one small
key to the Crowley county Jail. Sher-
iif Worker also states that he has in
his possession duplicate order
ticket which was furnished him by
the Kneble Sporting Goods Co., and
that it gives the date of the alleged
purchase, name and records two
large keys and one small key.
Sheriff Worker says that the
records show that the Pauley Jail
Fixtures Co. delivered to the county
but two sets of keys for the jail and
that he is in possession of two sets
of keys. Worker says that the Kne-
BILE company informed him that
neither of the sets he has are the
ones they made but that keys like
those in his possession were left at
their store for a pattern last Decem-
her
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
CHARLES f. OLMSTEAD

Charles E. OlmsSead of this city
died at his home on Saturday after
noon, May 26, at 1880 o'clock after
an illness of about two weeks. The
funeral services were conducted from
the Methodist Episcopal church
here on Tuesday afternoon at 900
O'Clock and interment was made in
the Ordway cemetery. The funeral
sermon was preached by Rev. Inman,
of Colorado Springs, former pas
tor of the Methodist church in Ord
way. A quartet composed of Messrs
Strickland, Smith, Bollacker and
Jackson sang and Mrs. D. A. Wier
as piano accompanist.
Charles Olmstead leaves wife and
five girls, Mable, Dorothy, Lucille
Opal, and Vera, to mourn his death.
He was the son of MIR. and Mrs. Fl. l.
Olmstead, former residents of this
city but now residing at Riverside,
California. He came to Colorado
with his parents in 1898 and resided
here since that time except for six
years which were spent at Colorado
Springs. Mr.. Olmstead was united
in marriage to Bessie Thomas then
residing in Colorado Springs, April
IL. 1904. They moved to Ordway
the following year. Aside from Mr..
survived by brother Marion Ohm
stead. of Colorado Springs, a sister
Mrs. G. e. Bigford, OF this city, and
Mrs. Nellie Reynolds. another sister
of Riverside California. One sister
Mrs. Minnie Rock, died in 1909.
He died one day before his forty
fourth birthday. He was member
OF the I. o. O. F. lodge of this city
and funeral services were conducted
under the direction OF this order.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
SHERIFI"S SALE

By virture of execution Fl FA No.
100 issued out of the Clerk S office
of the County court of Crowley coun-
ty and state of Colorado, and to me
directed, whereby l am commanded
ninety-three and 43l100 dollars.
S193.43 and costs of suit, the amount
of a certain judgment recently alb
tanned against Harry o. Rhodes in
favor of Citizens State Bank, a cor
poration, of Ordway, Colorado, out
of the lands, tenements, goods and
chattels of the said Harry o. Rhodes
l have levied on the following pro-
perty to-wit:
Two (2) Gray horses, about ten
I0) years of age-each; and weight
about 1900 pounds-each; and one
(1 set of double Leather Work Har-
ness, complete.
THEREFORE,. according to said
command, shall expose for sale, at
Public Auction, all the right, title
and interest of the above named
Harry o. Rhodes in and to the above
described property. on Monday the
4th day of June, 1917, at 10 o'clock
a. M, at The Bouldin Bros. Livery
and Feed Barn, in Ordway, Crowley
county, state of Colorado.
Dated at Ordway this 26th day Of
May 1917.
LEWIS WORKER,
Sheriff OF Crowley County
Have you lost anything? A New
Era want ad. will find it.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
FINE CHAUTAUQUA
PROGRAM is BOOKED
Continued from Page ~

Melting Pot'' never has been more
eminently fitting than now. No mere
words Of an announcement can pro-
perly portray the excellence Of the
play, the high standard of the play
ers who produce It, or the general
adaptability Of the play to the Chau-
tauqua. II IL produced by ten cap
able players.
Miss Guila Adams produces rare
skill as Z reader. In her programs
there Is an abundance Of humor as
we'll o. pathos and sentiment.
". 81 watkins has the happy fac
ulty OF holding his. audience spell
bound ~ he gives mis- plays in his
match1eas style. III "Bought and
Psid For's the sTerrtble Meek and
"Bamby'' he presents classics of liter
ature ii : vivid, striking and dra-
matte manner.
The Mauna-Kea Hawaiians are
l1husicians extrAordtnAry and with ex-
ofac music sthlt y entrancing and cap
4 n The, prosrsm ~ Marie scammell
and L9Wxonre Lew. II . merry mu-
sicAl feast. These two artists have
trsmenAous skill n pleasing their
saudloncaa- NJ II
lsE what II Ia many ways the greatest
ur6&FS ~ lSf the Chautauqua is that
rivSa 1SsfH1 eaxtopntst an entertain
81, kIt6i S&k6fd. He is wizard
With ~ & And rare entertain
er With & II itty remarks and his
songs, |, los h ~ plays his own
ChsplKii u n y ajougher's life has
been cioS SslJ! !c - "a with war, pri-
sons. famfnS md bloody con
fiicts.e HI 6s4l t0ries of How
HIS two lecture Nke shackles OF
the World, r and ~ Thousand Mil
lion Men, are crtttn&1 and first hand
stories of vital and timely interest
Robert L. Finch, young, vigorous
i energetic. delivers his lecture Shift,
SinK Gears''. The lecture is enliven-
isd with bits Of humor and a host
'::0f: rf1ctical illustrations.
Ii, tremendously strong pro.
III As4 we'll balanced. with plenty OF
u huIn6f and happiness combined with
) \ program Of Inspiration and instruc-
afsns md both popular and classical
\ music. II
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
SIX PRIZE WINNERS

In the w. G. T. U. essay contest
recently conducted on the subject,
"Alcohol in the Human Body. !"
prizes were awarded as follows:
Seventh Grade--First, Bessie
WORKER; second. Mildred Washing
ton; third. Lloyd Bruno,
Eighth Grade First, Sarah webb;
second, Esther Baertsch; third MAhle
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

The NH display of American flags in the cities and
&Jted States manifestation which, many
1feses its
ing and dngy Those in charge of these flags
might how far they help keep the Nations
banners bfioh Christian Science Monitor.
s-$-f-$--
~ uxver dreamed that Ordway nice town."
marked in the city day This person
three considering locating here
remarked that had he known that the
vicinity admirable he surely would have landed.
-$-f-S-
Someone has written: Let do with might what
do There time when the need of
doing might hands find it apparent
-S-f-S
of this vicinity Orway and Sugar City,
vest organization in the world but they little
bit liver than the support and encouragement usties The
bandmen willing give concerts wind far produc
but little sheet music and nsr
thing point where their wind will produce
Of musical trend and these things cost money
s8 4-S-f-S-
Cows Sows and Silos-and June 23 in Ordway
something real interesting when representatives will be
the State Agricultural college that mission
5E -S-f-S
Get milk your boots That will add to ability to
get credit at the banks.
-S-f-S
Revival meetings have been OrdWay for the
there who had refectng remarks
but communities have those few. On the other hand
members church and who do not participate
appreciated the good these meetings have
this community and most people rejoice seeing
they themselves have thought
of doing
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
BAKER WINS OIL STOCK

DR.. w. H. Baker was the lucky
man who drew 100 shares of oil
stock in weekly free drawing con-
Quoted by The Mountain States
Brokerage Co., of Pueblo, Greene &
Dean, local agents. He was issued
stock in the Tri-Sta;e Oil Co. Draw
ings are on each Wednesday and
tickets may be secured free from
Greene & Dean.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
Produce
SEED MARKET

Cane seed, per lb ............7h hc
Feterita, per lib. ...............7 Nc
Milo Make, per lb ...........7Mc
Corn for seed. per ID ..... -. .6h
Kaflr Corn. per lb. .!.-... &c
Sudan Grass, per lb ......8.... SOC
Swset Glover, per ID ........171Ac
Oats. per cwt. !. :. ....$3.60
Daane. Mexican !. \. Sc
Corn 50
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

If you want to sell, trade, Civ
away or buy, try New Era want a.
and see the results.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

Walter C. Haley and Alice Carroll
Robb, both of Rocky Ford, were
united in marriage here on Satur-
day, May &c, by Rev. F. w. Pimlott.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
THE FINANCES

tiOn.
THE FINANCES
At the outset of these services the
business men of Ordway mainly
guaranteed the expenses of the tent,
caretaker, printing and other expen-
ditures. Altho this arrangement had
been made to guarantee these expen-
ses it was later suggested that a COL
lection be taken at the services
that the expense might be more even
ly distributed. This made it possible
to make an assessment of but SO
from those who had pledged them
selves for SO and $3.50 from those
who had pledged IS. No part of this
fund goes to DR.. Nusbaum the evan
gelist, all that he will receive for
his services will be free will offer
ing taken on Sunday. DR.. Nusbaum
has labored hard here and brought
about great good for the commun-
ity, and it is safe to say that this
vicinity will not let him leave until
they have made up sum equal to
his good work.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

Ice books can be secured at the
Citizens State Bank. r. r. Walker.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

FOR SALE-SECOND HAND FORD
car Write Box 1913, Ordway. 6-15
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE-ALFALFA HAY. DR..
H. C. Swift, Phone 92R4. 6-1
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ALL-DAY SERVICES
ANNOUNCED FOR SUNDAY

CONTINUED From Page One) .
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

in the county have assisted by their
presence and their active participa-
tiOn.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
IIstead and child
Hord and family.
eArion Olmstead.

- who protects
gt loss by pay-
for the protoC-
cOn1pany. Don't
vgh0n IL going
lcB does not
Or lloslEsI
!
4 I.:s % !, a iss' E E
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
rfsAINoR-HENRY

MI Mary TrainOr and Mr.. john
Henry both % this vicinity, we're
! 6nited in marrfAge at 6:30 o'clock
N " notning, May %, at ST.
R4t&yI church Rev. Father Doherty
n Al The bride was attended
6ttiS Trainor, sister, and
I'm ~ 4 hi was best man.
" Is'';S ss Vs. r. W eeremony the bride
laI ffSd on honeymoon
u a1)e laughter of Mr..
Nxnis city and the
shtp2 IN on the Sanford
Il 4r8 ker and brother
ana lst4}) for the wedding.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01
|EATION


that the many
Darted brother,
lead. and of the
NY, be extended
Ion of the many
MIN and to the
lness. We also
NJ offerings and
the members of
katoo 4 mud nh{Id.
The Ordway new era., 1917-06-01

largest and best selected stock of footwear in
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
CUDGEL FAST HORSE
He May Be Pitted Against Omar
Khayyam and Hourless in Spring.

Louisville, KY. Dec. 15.-Horsemen
who have been clamoring for a meet
ing of the three great 3-year- olds,
Omar Khayyam, owned by Wilfred
Viau; HourIess. the property of Aug
ust Belmont, and Cudgel believe they
may have their hopes realized thru the
purchase for $4,000 of Cudgel, the
Broomstick- Eugenia colt, by H. c.
Bedwell, trainer for Lieut.. J. K. L.
Ross, the Canadian turfman, from
John w. Schorr of Memphis, Tenn.
Several previous attempts to ar
range meeting were futile, but now
it is regarded probable they may be
entered in the Kentucky handicap:
the $4,000 feature for S-year-olds
and up at the Douglas Park spring
meeting here Failing in that, it 2 IS
regarded almost certain they viii be
pitted against each other in the east.
Thru the purchase of CudgeI the
west lost the best 3-year-old it has
produced in many years. Purchased
as a 2-year-old from H. P. whitney
for 81, 800 the horses winnings to date
approximately are $4,000. His re-
safe price and the total purses he has
won make a total of nearly $4,000
on the investment. With S15.63O to
his credit, Cudgel was tenth in the
list or money-winning horses of the
year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
AND HE'S STILL COLD!
Shawnee Deputy Sheriff Wears Six
Thickncsses of Clothes.

Cold weather and solid comfort are
anything but synonymous to Joe Hol-
man, deputy sheriff. who is only few
years out of Mississippi. Cold wealth
er during the week has found Holman
literally camping in a three-inch ra-
dius of the hottest radiator in the
court house.
why don't you put on some
clothes?" a friend suggested.
ct guess I'll have to-" shivered Hol-
man.
Holman went on to explain that the
first winter he spent in Kansas he
really dressed warm. Then his
friends began kidding him and he
quit putting on so many clothes.
How many have you on now?"
he was asked.
Investigation revealed that Holman
wore two suits of wooden underwear,
two pair of trousers, two pair of socks,
two wooden shirts, a sweater, a sweat
er muffler and a heavy coat. The
muffler is abandoned while he is in
doors. Three suits of underwear were
worn by him the first winter.
Holman has discovered one inhabi-
ta-nt of the court house who persists
in wearing B. V. DIS. He has con-
fided to Probate Judge Ralph H. Cav
that the man wearing the abbreviated
affairs should be tried before an in
sanity board.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
RESPECTS jim THORPE
Opponent Pays Him High Compli-
ment as Football Player.

Detroit, Mich, Dec. 15.-Jim Thorpe.
the great Indian athlete, who again
donned semi-professional football
toys this season, won rather vivid
compliment from an opponent in a
game played by Thorpe's Canton,
Ohio, eleven. here recently with the
Heralds the local champions.
Thorpe did not play in the first
scored. The red whirlwind went on
the gridiron in the third period and
then the trouble commenced.
On line shift, Thorpe took the ball
LINGO! He circled the end so fast
his ankles got hot.
First down." sang the referee.
"A few moments later a punt forma-
ton was called. Thorpe dropped back,
4buti he didn't kick. e'--.--.s
BLAMi The Carlisle star went
through the massed line like brick
through a window. First down.
Again and again Thorpe carried the
ball until it was within a few feet of
the Heralds goal. Then a forward
pass put over the winning touchdown.
AS the Indian trotted on the grid
iron after the score, one of the Her
AIDS crack linesmen, who was near
the side lines gazed at him with awe.
Turning to a newspaper man he said,
eXplosively:
Il never used to believe the stuff
they told me about that guy, but all
I've got to say, is this: when he hits
you, why, yOu-you rattler'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
Thank The REDS
Their Collapse Gave Giants
Pennant, Many Believe.
Ma Ae<eWsOn Plans To Pitch
Again Next Season.
BY JACK vEoICK.

New York. Dec. 15.-"Big Six is
going to try comeback.
He believes there are a few more
good games of ball left in the old
salary souper and he is planning to
start out the coming season taking
his regular turn in the box for the
Reds.
This is the yarn that comes breez-
ing out of Cincy and with it the in
formation that Christy Mathewson,
veteran though he is, cher1shes
hopes of helping to pitch the Red
vile gang to a pennant next summer.
When Matty left the Giants to man
age the Cincinnati club he planned to
end his pitching career and since go
ing to Redville he has played the role
of bench manager. But a lack Of
good pitchers has caused him to
change his mind and if the good old
wing shows signs of its old-time craft
mess next spring the battery for the
Reds next summer will be Mathewson
ana Wlngo on many occasions
Reds Look Strong.
Out west there are a good many
fans who, since the worlds series
ended, have expressed the belief that
the Giants had some luck to win the
pennant. They are calling attention
to the Reds and Cardinals and some
have gone so far as to say that If
Mathewson had been able to sport a
stronger pitching staff last season, the
pennant might have gone to- Redville.
Mathewson's club was weak in sew
eral spots, but it was without doubt
one of the greatest hitting clubs the
National league has seen in several
moons. and~hiatty had good fielding
and base running as wen.
What might have happened had the
Reds possessed another Toney can
only be guessed at. But it is a cinch
if batting were the predominating ele-
ment in baseball the Reds would
have copied, and the figures recently
issued prove it beyond all argument.
Turning Point of Race.
The collapse of Mathewson's pitch
ing staff in mid-season, therefore, is
looked upon by a good many critics
as the turning point in the race which
paved the way for clean sailing on
the part of the Giants. The sensatiTl-
al climb of the Reds, starting the first
of July, had the staid old National
league agog with excitement and had
Mattys hurlers been able to continue
their terrific gait a month longer the
worlds series might have been a
strictly western affair.
The Reds needed a sterling south
paw and another good right-handed
pitcher in mid-season, but Matty was
unable to corral the necessary talent.
For this reason he is going to try a
comeback himself in 1918, regardless
of what pitchers he may land. And
who knows-"Big Six may fool 'em
all for year or two more.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
HITS LIVESTOCK TRADE
Rate Arrangement Prevents Ship
ments to Southeastern States.

Washington, Dec. 15.-Livestock in
terests complaining to the interstate
Commerce commission today that be-
cause railroads do not maintain thru
rates from producing and packing
centers west of the Mississippi to
southeastern states, the livestock in
dustry is seriously hampered.
1t is impractical under existing rate
conditions, it was SAID, to ship cattle
to the southeast for breeding and fat
teninS and consequently production is
eurtaiIed.s The complaint was entered
by the National Livestock Shippers
Protective league and the National
Livestock exchange.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
~ Up to the Minute
~. SPORTING NEWS
N FROM EVERYWHERE.
BASKETBALL PLAYER WEARS
CLASSES and WIRE MASK

Who said there was nothing new
under the sun? Maybe it was
George Cohan, but anyway he's
dead wrong. A basketball player
playing on a team at Pioneer. O.,
has inquired whether a fencing
mask would be a good safety de-
vice for player who is near-sight-
ed and forced to wear glasses IN
games The player in question de-
clares that he has had glasses
made with wire in them but that
opponents repeatedly jab their ell
bows into his eyes and shatter the
glass
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1917-12-15
Food for Fans
BY GEO f. PHAIR.
copyright,
BY GEO.

An eighteen player limit would
oenent the nation as well as the club
owners. Think of the food that
would be saved if half the ball play
ers paid for their meals
c. Webb Murphy brings up the Ball
Payers fraternity. Desist, Charles!
1t is wrong to prowl a cemetery
Government control of baseball
would be nothing new Uncle. sam
has control of large majority of -
Red Sox team.
Charley Weeghman is opposed to
the eighteen-player limit. 1t wouldn't
be just for club to have eighteen
players and 1900 stockholders
Do you know that F. r. Wende-
muth has won the checker Champion
ship of Illinois? All right! Giddap!
1t was only so below zero in Daw-
son City. What are YOU kicking
about?
Ananias Was a Coal Man.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get pail of coal.
II haven't got a single jot''
The coal man said, and smole.
One way to lay in a supply of coal
is to fill the coal bin with NEWSPAPERS
There is plenty of coal in the papers.
No reasonable baseball fan would
kick if the government were to plas-
ter a tax on double-headers.
1t has been demonstrated that a
motorboat can travel seventy miles
an hour. But one can get the same
sensation by taking a cold shower
bath in a boiler shop
ed for the All-American baseball team
We presume it is customary for an
l. l-American team t. carry three CEN
ter fielders.
For manager of the AIl-American
baseball tenn we suggest Cleofonte
Campanini- He knows how to get
harmony out of rtist:c teY1r.era men