Arizona republican., 1917-06-17
For Sale Miscellaneous

For Sale Miscellaneous WANTED-At Ford's Stores, for owners present needs. One castaway suit, size no consideration, but full equipment a determination. @ Hat must be large size, to cover the band worn at present, to prevent escape ment of brain;-Crown low, rim eX- tensive color of pale caste. Shirt, exact proto of fashionable ladies waists, that a voluptuous breast, and senepturial CD arms; may be unob- scured. Coat, of bob-tail design, square shouldered and cut scant. Panties. balloon uppers, tight lowers, navy tips, and muchly striped. Socks must not be overlooked as a filler, for the gondola tipped shoes. They must be of fleshy tint and very gauzy Lastly a bust is required for bend, "a la grecian." Now you can't soak me for a filler" as sawdust is low, and this beautifier is to be worn low, therefore price must be low. To- day being the Sabbath I wish to at tend Sunday school during daylight and the park at twilight, so please call early.
 Look a yere," yese guys in sur rounding towns:-Ford stores are erected. and stocked, for your benefit. I expect your orders: s:-Must have 'em or "go up the flume." You've treated me rotten. lately, and I've got a kick: (so has the auto). I'll enumerate a few traps now, which you must buy: (not oughter buy, should buy, could buy. and all that gush, but required, required. to buy,) I've run my face for Liberty bonds. Positively you must dig up.
 You need furniture. Stacks of it. You need beds.-Loads of 'em. You need mattresses and pillows. Bushels.
 You need sheets, slips towels: here You need refrigerators, and ice boxes.
 You need carpets and rugs. Come. You need trunks and hand bags. You need awnings, tents and screens. You need gas stoves, and ranges. You need oil stoves, and gas plates. You need gas ranges. They're cheap. You need wood and coal ranges. You need some kind of stove. You need baking ovens.
 You need a cream separator. You need wash machine.
 You need a barrel churn.
 You need an Incubator.
 For Offices
  Have elegant electric chandeliers. - Have elegant typewriters desks. Have elegant roll top desks.
 Soda Fountain
 12-foot mahogany, marble, plate glass, trimmings, onyx fountain It's truly a peach Cost 1900 bucks = price $250.00.
 Motorcycle car or side car New: Latest patents and design.
 Greener Shot Gun
 Cost s375.O0-Simply perfect. s1000O
 Typewriters Every Make Never had such a fine lot-For of fices, homes. schools or travel
 Cash Registers
 Three models of National registers
 Books
 For heavens sake come and buy.
 Sewing Machines
 $500 to $2500. A new $S5 machine is $25.OO. A $50 machine is $2O.oo. Have 10 makes to select from.
 Hardware and CrOckery Both new and used. Apiece sci china, $5.00.
 Glassware and jars in stock.
 Summary
 It's useless to again ter you that carry machinery, wire cable, motors pump jacks. guns, musical instruments clothing, bedding, harness, saddles, cor rugated iron, hose, and the "Devl knows, what not" but believe me | you need anything, I'm your mascot.
 What Does Ford Buy?
 Ha, Ha, Hee. Hee!-Swish. Swash Yee! Yee!-Oh Lord! Tee. Hee!-H' buys anything and everything, iron peanuts to pombranates" Wha fruits and vegetables? Bet yel life" for me belly-Other stuff is t' sell, these to gormandize-Bring you goods. Spot cash.
 Ford, will you clean out my entlr' household effects?
 I answer you as my girl did me- Wilt Thou?' I stammered-"l Wllt. she stuttered, and I assure you 1 WILL also.
 READ THIS
 I carry all kinds and sized Genera Electric fans Prices are same as com pany, but in my Apiece china set o tableware there are 10 chances givel away. Every buyer of a fan gets chance. The highest number of l chances takes the crockery.
 Talk about liberality? Ughil Ford, 40 S. Central Ave, Phone 177f