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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

The man Is, until divorced, legally
married, and not free TO devote his time
or bestow any attentions whatever upon
any girls. II he were the right kind Of
. man, he would not ask to call on you,
or escort you to amusements.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Mrs Babb-My uncle was once In
London and was presented at court.
Mrs. Gabb-You don't say! My old
man was presented at court only last
week. They gave him $50 and thirty
days.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Dear Mss Rose Glenn-ls there any
harm in a girl Of 21 going with man who
altho married, has not lived with his wifi
for about five years She has refused Y
grant him Q divorce. Perplexod.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

First park visitor-Let's go look at
the monks in the zoo.
Second park visitor-No me! Every
time l see those animals l am suspi-
cious that It really may be true.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
Guaranteed to Cure.

Dear Ham: I have brother who
Is going with girl We do not like and
Is not the one for him. We would
like to break 1t up If we can. Can
you suggest something? He Is very
bashful.-Ida NJ.
Answer: Secure very small in
fant's shirt and sequester II In the
rear pocket of his pants, taking his
handkerchief out. II this will not do
the work, he Is q gone gosling.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

II you are sure you love this man,
fifteen years, altho = considerable dif.
ference. should not prove a. barrier to
your marriage. As there is no existing
engagement between you and this gen.
tieman, il is perfectly correct for him
TO escort other girls to the theater, and
for you to accept the attentions Of other
young men. and is no indication that
he does not love you. His proposal to
you should convince you Of his true
feelings. From the tone Of your letter,
do not believe you are at all sure that
you really love this man, so botter wait
until you arc sure Of your own mind
before committing yourself.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
By Carrier In Tulsa -. ~ Gents fef Woos
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press is exclusively onttleI
to the use OF republication OF al news creui,eu
and also the local news published herein Al
rights Of republication OF special deSpa'eheS
herein are also reserved.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Mothers Application.
DEAR GENERAL:
l would like the work of nursing
In your camp among the lads
/ have known since early childhood
When they all were tiny tads.
My own boys are camping with you,
Orphans since long yearf ago.
All my days are long and lonely,
And 1 miss my own two so!
| am quite hand at nursing,
Be II measles, cough or mumps.
Group and aches of all descriptions,
Cuts and bruises. swollen Jumps.
Fever. sore eyes, black eyes, collie.
Diphtheria, smallpox sprains
Hives and rash and also teething,
And a hundred unclassed pains.
Days and nights I've sat by bedsides,
Meals and sleeping all forgot
Tending youngsters rolling, tossing,
Gently smoothing brows so hot.
I have cheered the blue and dumpy.
Fed them well when hearts were
sore,
When they loved the tickle minded,
Encouraged them to try once more.
Were we each one best may fit.
P.ease hear this my application
For a place to do my bit.
/ can promise faithful service;
VIII you talk TO my boys some?
| They, l know, will recommend me.
Will you, please sir, bid me come
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Economical

Economical.
Mamma-Did my tootsy- -wootsums
wash the jam off his face all by HIM
self?
Tootsie-w Nom, Willie wilkins
licked it off. Y see, we mustn't waste
anything these war times"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

When a deer loses It's horns,
feels very weak.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
Do You Know Him?

Do You Know Him?
Smith-What do you think OF
Brown?
Jones-Brown, sir! He Is one OF
those people that smack you on the
back before your face and hit you In
the eye behind your back!
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Epitaph.
Here lies the wreck
OF Henry Earl
Who tried to drive
And hug his girl.
His loving days
Are over now
Since one front wheel
Did bump SOW.
How shocking! 1t
Most makes us faint.
We said Gotta match?"
He said II hain't."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
[M1RTR4M|
MA mCOMDUcIED- DY Om|
RQJE GZEN2T
Friends Interfere.


Dear Miss Glenn-Severai years ago Ime
Q young man who seemed ct times to love me
but didn't show me the respect l want th'
man whom marry to show, so just ignored
him. Since that time his brother and rela
tivcs have done oil in their power to keel
any boy from showing me any attention. Tho
have had pretty good luck so far The,
try to appear as good friends to me. Thi'
worries me very much. Please advise me
Gray Eyes.
Perhaps you Just imagine that these
people are trying to interfere with your
admirers. / would Just act as tho every
thing were all right, and avoid them as
much as possible, tho when you do meet
be friendly ana converse as tho you
had no suspicious whatever. They win
In time lose interest in your affairs, 80
don't worry any moro.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
Ia He True2

Dear Miss Glenn-I am an office girl
md have been going withia gentleman aboas
fifteen years my senior. % Is ihe teo old for
mel I like and respect him very much,
and he asked me to marry him, but have
evaded answering and We are Just continu.
ing without any definite arrangement about
marrying. l am not sure that care enough
for him to marry him. This other evening
I saw him at the theater with another girl,
and was much surprised. altho. as We are
not engaged. accept the attentions OF
other men. Do you think he loves me a. he
says, or II he did, would he go out with
other girsi Blonde.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Treat the boys very cody when they
again offer their attentions to You, and
give them to understand that there are
plenty Of other young men whom you con-
slider much more gentlsmanly than you
do these boys. Be independent, and they
will soon ignore the other girls. A gill
who values her good name cannot afford
to bc seen with a young man who is In
the habit Of escorting girls Of ques-
tionabls regulations to public affairs,
Tor she places herself in q position TO
be compared with his other associates.
1t is entirely unnecessary for a young
man TO place his arm on the back oAa
young lady'1 chair and shows very poor
taste. Simply ask him IT, please remove
his arm from tho back Ct your chatr, a.
you object TO that position. Ten o. clock
l., late enough for q girl 10 to allow :
yourg man 70 call, and she should NOS
allow that without her mothers consent.
proken- he arted-Tor a girl 70 wear
mourning for q fiancs Is . matter OF her
personal opinion and feelings. II your
fianco had ever requested you not TO
wear black for him, then there IS no
necessity for your doing 80, unless you
especially desire to. There Is no harm
in your accepting the invitations OF
other young men, however, as q matter
o. conventional respect IL would be het-
ter for you TO refrain from going out for
mont was not announced, your wearing
mourning and Accepting the attentions
OF young men are matters that you must
decide yourself. You are very young.
ard II is but natural that you should do
sire tho society Of young people.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
THE TULSA DAILY WORLD

OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY PAPER
Published by World Publishing Company.
EUGENE LoRToN. oN..........;.,..;E Editor
j. o. LARSON .,........ Business Manager
GLENN CONDON ..-...... Managing Edllor
HARRY r. HUDSON Advertising Manager
MEMBER OF THE AUDIT BUREAU OF
CALCULATIONS.
Entered In the Tulsa Post Office as Second
Glass Matter.
THE AVERAGE DAILY CIRCULATION
OF THE TULSA DAILY and SUNDAY
WORLD FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEM'
BER WAS:
19,410
Total noily Circulation .........' ss9'ss55o
Total Net Pad .... .............'' ooUoSU
Average Daily Circulation ........ iStlV
Average Net Paid .............. 1000
l. H. H. Bullock, Circulation Manager OF
THE TULSA DAILY WORLD, being duly
sworn on oath, do solemnly swear that ,he
abOYc statement is true to the best OF my
knowledge and belief.
II. f. BULLOCK.
Circulation Manager.
Edbscribed and sworn to before mo TINS
JN day OF October. 1917 ...,,
WILLIE wHITTMoRE,
Not1ry Public.
Ny commission expires June II, 1919:
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
Dads Opinion.

DADS Opinion.
The kids fife and drum corps
marched up to fathers chair, de-
ployed and rendered selection
which raised a noise sufficient to
wake the dead, or similar to a Katy
switch engine operating In east Tulsa
after midnight.
Does this sound like war;" in
uuired the youthful band leader
1T war is what Sherman said Il
was, 1t does" replied dad. and they
seemed satisfied with the opinion. tho
they knew not what he meant. which
was probably Just as well.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Occasionally they might arrest q
person under the influences Of intoxi-
eating whisky.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
ABSOLUTELY!

Or they might arrest the entire
town as a sort Of an innovation.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07
A TunefM Tale

"The Girl He Left Behind Him"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

From all announcements the police
force isn't doing a thing useful.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Other than drawing their checks
every month.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

So far as arresting anybody.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

| d. All whisky Is supposed to be In
| toxicating, we understand.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

And 1t doesn't stand to reason that
they could arrest a man for becoming
stewed on colored water.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Following the success of three or
four hack drivers in holding up meek
citizens.
And the failure Of the police de-
partment to arrest any Of the bandits.
The police chief has issued an
aIiot
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

| At this time 1t would appear that
about the first mess OF men to be ar
rested under the chiefs edict would
be the police force itself.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

Men who raise tho price on near
beer
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1917-10-07

They haven't been doing much.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
HIS EXCELLENCY.
GOVERNOR S. ]. Cats
Will Address People Here on
Labor Day, Sept. Sd.

Through the efforts Of C. r. Poole
and other admirers of Gov. Sidney j.
Cats, his EXcellency has been invit-
ed to address the people Of Palatka
on a big Labor Day demonstration,
September 3rd.
The r:ogram committee is COM
posed of the following gentlemen:
c. r. Poole, Chas. Burt, j. B. Aus
tin, II. NJ. Fearnside, NJ. B. Cochrane,
the Hon. Bank Blank, Z. Madison
and H. p. Norwich.
The Governors address is sched-
uled for 10 o'clock in the forenoon,
aud Immediately following the ad-
dress His EXcellency will review the
Home Guard on parade. At noon
there will be basket picnic at
Schooner Park, followed by swim
ming, boating and foot races; a base
ball game at $3.50. There will be q
horse race on Lemon street at 4:3O,
and if possible it is hoped the Gov
eInor will wink at this little indis-
creton in the interests of some of his
ardent admirers who have no consci-
ent;ous scruples against speeding
colts. The little children will be ask
ed to come out and see real COVER
nor,
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
MURPHY'S GIGANTIC
MISSION TO NEW YORK
Seeks Capital to Establish
System of Bonded
Warehouses.

Col. James R. Murphy, president of
the Florida Farms & Homes, Inc, is
willing to admit that Palatka is not
ripe for bonded warehouse, or for
its immediate establishment But he
hasn't given up the idea that the
bonded warehouse is the one scheme
needed to lift the South into that
commercial prominence over it's farm
resources which it's importance de-
mandS.
Ever sirce that Putnam House din
ner which Mr. Murphy gave to nearly
hundred of our more prominent
business men, and over the cigars fol
lowing which the Importance of the
bonded warehouse idea was threshed
out, Mr.. Murphy has been thinking.
With Murphy to think and see
clearly with the eyes of faith, is tc
act.
Since that meeting this bonded
warehouse scheme has been the ono
chief object Of his thoughts and work
He has come away from the purely
local idea, and now has a scheme OF
systematized OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES that
will cover the entire south, provided
he can convince capital of the feast.
bility Of his plan.
He has corresponded with Frank A
Vanderlip, the eminent New York fl.
nancier, and talked the plan over with
him, with the result that Mr.. Wander.
lip approves. Secretary of the Treas.
ury, VIM. G. McAdoo, has gone ove1
the matter with Mr.. Murphy anC
commendS it with enthusiasm.
Mr.. Murphy has gathered facts anc
figures and thoroughly systematiseC
a plan or prospectus which shows
every detail of his system; it also
shows that millions of money arc
needed to carry out the scheme.
His plan is to organize a chain OF
bonded warehouses throughout Ala
bama, Georgia, North and South Car
olina, Tennessee and Florida.
These bonded warehouses are to be
places where the immense crops of the
south can find a certain market, and
which are to make of farming busi-
ness entitled to credit and thereby
encourage farming throughout the
south as business. Cotton planters
have Jared reasonably well but the
man who has raised other staples has
been at a disdvntage in this southland
These bonded warehouses will remove
that disadvantage.
Il am going to raise the money
needed for this plan while am in
the north," said Mr.. Murphy, as he
was leaving Palatka. "The South is
the greatest country on the globe;
but it has lacked for recognition. l
am going to help to get it properly
recognized"
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
He Finally Won Out.

"COrdelia," cried the enamored
Young man, 81 love you, and would go
to the ends of the earth.fOr YOU"
"Oh, no, you wouldn't, James" re-
torted the sweet girl graduate. 1.-The
earth as you call it, is round like q
ball. and therefore it has no end"
Yes, l know that" continued the
Q. Y. m. "But what l meant waSA that
| would do anything to please you: All
dearest, if you only knew the aching
void"
Now, l am surprised, James," in
terrupted the $. g. G. Mature abhors
n vacuum, therefore there can be. no
such things as void; but admitting
that there could be such a'thing, how
could the void you speak of be void
if there was an ache in it?"
"Oh, WE'LL" rejoined the young man,
"at least I've got cash and property to
the amount of 100000, and 1 want
you to be my wife. SO there!"
James" rejoined the fair one, with
out moments hesitation, "since you
put 1t in that light, I haven't the heart
70 refuse you. Let the wedding bells
wing without unnecessary delay" -
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
PUTNAM COUNTYS
MILITARY CONSCR|PTS
And the Order of Selection
Board Begins Work
Monday.

The Putnam county board of con-
script managers have completed the
work of listing the registrants in this
county in the order of their drawing.
The complete list will be found on
another page of The News.
1t was some task and the board
with its typewliters was kept busy
for two long days.
The work of examining the con-
scripts with a view to their selection
for service will begin next Monday.
The board was busy all day yester-
day sending out notices to those in
terestcd.
On Monday the first 81 men named
in the list will be expected to appear
for examination. On Tuesday the
second 81 named in the list will be
ordered to appear for examination.
And on Thursday the third contingent
of 81 next in order will be ordered to
appear.
Putnam county's apportionment for
the first draft is 121 men. Those
subject to the conscript will be called
to report in Palatka for examina-
ton in their order until the entire 121
have been selected. Many will seek
discharges and exemptions and many
will be physically unfit. Therefore
it cannot be known just how many
will be called upon in order to secure
this apportionment of 121 physically
fit and non-eXempt men. In some
cases it is stated that only one has
been chosen for every five summon
ed.
1t seems to be case where "many
are called but few are chosen"
The News believes that the list of
Putnam county men to this conscript,
published in the exact order of their
drawing, will have great interest to
the people Of this county. 1t has for
this reason gone to the trouble of
presenting the list entire.
We know number of young men
who will be liable for this first draft,
and The News is certain that there
isn't a "slacker" in the list. We
don't believe they are anxious to get
into this scrap, but we believe that
every one who is in it will appreciate
the honor which has been bestowed
upon him and that he will meet his
obligation like man.
The list as published in The News
this week is not entirely correct,
there being a few omissions. The
board remained in session until mid
night last night and has now checked
up the list and has it correct, but
some of the corrections were made
too late to be changed in this edi-
ton. However a number of errors
have been corrected and the list as
published in The News today is sub
stantially correct, enough so to get
your place in it's regular order
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
NEW STATE BOARD Of
MEDICAL EXAMINERS
Meet in Palatka for Organi-
Zation-Banquet at
James Cafe.

The recently appointed State Board
Of Medical examiners of the regular
school, met in this city yesterday
morning for their first meeting and
effected an organization.
The new board appointed by Gov.
Cats, is composed of the following
gentlemen: DR.. J. C. Paterson, Ma
lo,e; Dr.. J. NJ. Jackson, Miami; DR..
r. L. Cline, Arcadia; DR.. w. M. Row.
lett, Tampa; Dr.. E. Van Hood, Ocala;
Dr. ! f Goethe, Palatka and DR..
William Mobiles of Pensacola. All of
tn" members were present with the
single exception of DR.. Mobiles of
FcGsacola.
The new board met at the office of
Or. Goethe, who acting as chairman
temporarily called the melting to or
der. The board then proceeded to
elect the following officers: Presi-
dent, DR.. J. NJ. Jackson of Miami;
vice president, DR.. r. l.. Cline of Ar
c9dia; secretary and treasurer, DR..
w. H. Rowlett of Tampa.
With but few minor alterations the
bylaws Of the retiring board were
accepted.
At the conclusion of the business
session the new board retired to
James cafe, where as guests of DR..
Goethe they were entertained at din
ner The following local gentlemen
assisted DR.. Goethe in the entertain
ment: Judge J. N. Blackwell, J. H.
Millican, DR.. l.. D. Brown, J. H.
Haughton, H E. Merryday and the
Rev. S. Grady.
After dinner on invitation of DIR. E.
w. Warren, former secretary Of the
board, the new board called at his
office where he turned over all rec
ords of examining board, together
with other information in reference
to the work of the board in the past.
The new board adjourned to meet
in Jacksonville on December 4th and
9Th, for the regular semi-annual ex-
animation.
Under the new law the board is
prohibited from granting temporary
licenses, good until its next exami-
nation.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
Board of Trade Election.

At a melting Of the board of trade
on Friday night last the following
officers were placed in nomination for
the annual election to be held at S
o'clock p. m., next Tuesday, August
10th:
For president-W. P. Merriam, r.
E. l.. Mann, D. W. Ramsaur, H. NJ.
deMontmollin, H NJ. Fearnside, Chas,
Burt.
First vice president-F. C. Coch-
rane, w. 7. Hamm, E. L. Mann.
Second vice president-E. w. Ell
lott, E. Madison, R. R. Brakeman.
For Governors-(f -four to be elected
L. Cantrell, w. P. Dineen, Fred T
Merrill, A. C. Goodrich, C. r. Poole
H. o. Hamm, H. L. Gardner, John d
Points, J. C. Mccoy.
A number of the gentlemen nomi.
mated for the above offices are moi
candidates, and were not present al
the meeting.
The Palatka board of trade need:
an injection of triple extract of gin
ger.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03

r,oonro cement after censure is as
ElIvo'','1 .'' artor a shower.-Goethe
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1917-08-03
HONEYMOON at West Baden Ind

Mr.. and Mrs. R. Lee Kenneriy are
spending their honeymoon days at at
West Baden Springs, Indiana, tn. 5o.
springs of which place have oeen ,,,oI.i,a az >
SgSneeth 6ne thing ins most unfortunate about
this honeymoon is the fact tnal I 1t,r. ToH-
their arrival at the spring, MI, W. For'r fo,,r
nerly has teen sick in pea iop OF lOat ont
days. but says he hoped to get gs,,Iir TT,
tbS as . IfoIIowing day. at is 9wtuiiy
hot hot here" says Mr., KennerlyS J. no.e rc,
Mr.. and Mrs. KennerIy eHPero pee Troaks w
main at West Baden about Two WV"
longer.