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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Muscle Soreness Relieved

Unusual work, bending and hitting
~ strenuous exercise is a strain on the
muscles, they become sore ard stiff,
you are crippled and in pain. Sloan
Liniment brings you quick relief, easy
to apply. It pene,ra,es witkors rubbing
and drives out the soreness. A clear
liquid, cleaner than mussy plasters or
ointments. 1t does no, stain the skin or
clog the pores Always have bottle
handy for the pains or aches of rheuma.
'ism. govt, lumbago, grippe, bruises.
stiffness, backache and all external
pain. A. your druggist 25c. 3
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
ANSWER THE ALARM!
Marion People Should Not Uelay.

II your kidneys are inilamed.
Don stand around and do nothing.
Like a fire It will soon be beyond
control
You viii get the alarm in time
Backache, sr dizziness or disorders
OF the urine.
Heed the warning.
Give your kidneys rest by living
more carefully.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills to help
stamp out the cause.
Profit hy Marion wcman's expert
ence
Mrs s +. Glenn, W. Betyllle st
Marion, says: Three or four years
ago was suffering with kidney cor :.
plant. My back was weak and Ian e
and ached dreadfully through the small
Of II. The kidney secreticns were t.
regular in passage, too | used Doan' 3
ki'r'y Pie, which got at Haynes &
Tay lor's Drug Store and they cured
the complaint. certil.ly 4 ink they
are a good medicine and IN only too
glad to recommend and advise their
use TO others. "
Price 30 cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mrs. Glenn had, Foster. Milburn Co,
Props Buffalo. n. Y. 20
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Taxing The Newspapers

The newspapers BIC, ght on
the war let them lay lor it,"
Thesa words have been .,trib-
uted 10 House ! ader Kitchin.
Whether true o. not, he seems
10 have acted on this principle in
forming the war revenue bill.
Every depar tment of the gov
eminent is daily appealing TO
the newspapers for free use of
Its news and advertising space.
Are ship carpenters needed?
The newspapers are asked
through their columns 70 supply
tie need. Is naval recruiting
slow? Secretary Daniels appeals
to the press TO urge the young
men to enter the navy and Sec
rotary McAdo) is daily seeking
the widest publicity for the war
lon. Its success will ~ doubt
b. due in large measure 10 The
cheerful and hearty cooperation
OF the press.
1t is safe to say that the gov
ernmen' could not carry on the
war successfully but for the as
sistance Of the press. Certainly
the expense would be enormous
to put before all the people the
plans and needs Of the govern
ment, which service the news
papers now render gladly with
out remuneration.
Yet the newspapers are the
hardes, taxed Of any industry in
the revenue bill as 1t Is now be-
fore the house.
In the first place, they must
meet the income and excess
profits taxes imposed on all in.
dustry.
Secondly, it is proposed 70.
double their postage bill
Thirdly, a five per cent. tax is
laid on what the newspaper has
T. sell lis advertising.
Finally. a 10 per ceot. duty is
put on paper, now only TO be
secured at eXorbit,nt rates.
One would guess the news
papers were a nuisance to be
taxed out Of existence, instead
OF the governments most useful
aid in carving on the war.
Courier.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17

inch OF the center Gig. ~. Then
one by one fold corners A. B, c and D
over to the center. as shown in Fig.
3. and run a pin through the corners
and through the center Of the sheet.
The windmill in Fig. may be made
OF cardboard o, tin. A circular piece
10 or IL inches in diameter is re-
Quired. After marking out the outer
edge with compass, describe an in
ner circle about l inch inside Of 1t;
then draw two lines through the cen
ter at right angles TO each other, and
another pair at an angle of As degrees
to these. The four lines are indicated
by heavy lines in Fig. 5. One-halt
inch to one side OF these lines draw Z
parallel line, as indicated by dotted
lines In Fig. s. The next thing to do
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Chicago Daily News
Will Advance in friee

Chicago. May II The Chica.
SO Da ly News tonight srncunc.
Cd that the mice Of the paper
would be increased on MAY "a to
2 cents a COPY. owing the H.
creased c ST of paper and all
materials entering into the yro-
duction Of a newspaper. Tie
city carriers price will be in
creased from 30 TO IS cents a
month.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Wanted Reliable Stores.

Everywhere to sell Sura
Cura Ointment, Splendid chance
to make a pile Of money. Every
can sold means a steady custo.
mer, Good profit. All interest.
ed write to James Henry, Jr -,
Mgr, CIR, IS Salve Co., Marion,
Ky, for further details.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Why q Ship Floats.

No ship should stay on top Of the
water unless that part OF II beneath
the surface displaced us much water
as the ship weighed. II the volume Of
water so displaced was lighter than
the ship. the latter would sink. II Is
principle Of nature that lighter things
pass above those Of greater weight
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17

and as United States may i, be
United World, and God for.
bid we should glory, but in the
ross of our Lord Jesus Christ. "
-Adelride
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
treat REJOICING BY
RHEUMATIC CRIPpLES
~ So Crippled You CRnI t"r Arms O,
Legs Rhcuma VIII Help You
or Nothing 10 Fay.

II you want relief in two days, swi..,
certain. gratifying relief. take c-s-
aalf teaspoonful Of Rheuma once lay.
~ YOU want TO dissolve every pai-
uae OF uric acid poison in your boey
and drive II out through the na.ur !
channels so that you will be free fro'l
rheumatism, get a 50-cent bottle Q,
rheumatism Is powerful dIseasa
strongly entrenched In joints and mus
cles. IN order TO conquer Il q powerfl
enemy must be sent against IL. Rher-
ma II the enemy az rhc:matlsm-ay
enemy that conQue~s u eve-y timeS
Judge John Barhorst Of F.. Loraml..
Ohio. knows u. lie was walking wit
cruichos: today he IL well II shout
10 as much for you: II seldom fails,
Rheuma is sold with a guarantee h.
JAMES II. ORME Marion, KY,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
FOR MAGISTRATE

We are authorized to ann ounce
CHARLES THRELKELD
as a candidate for Magistrate, in
Piney district, No. s. subject to the
action NJ The Republican pr ihary
August 4;h. 1917
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Piles Cure In o toI4Dcys

four druggist will refund money 4 pAzo
olNTaENT fails to cure R1v case q Itching
Blind, Bleeding OF pro,ruding Pii,sin ttr 4 Laws
The hftappiiea,ion gives l.qae ard ae',. SOC.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17

10 to cut out the disk, and cut through
on the heavy lines just as far as the
lines are shown on the diagram Gig.
81. and then to fold on the other, or
dotted lines.
The hub for the windmill shown In
Fig. s Is a block Of wood 1 inches In
diameter and one inch thick Zig. y.
Draw two lines across one face
through the center and at right an.
giles to each other. Then carry these
lines across the edge OF the block, not
at right angles to the sides, but at an
angle Of IS degrees. Saw along
these lines TO a depth Of ~ inches.
The ends Of the windmill blades are
TO ft in these slots. Cut the blades
Of equal size. . inches long. s inches
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
We are authorized to announce
pURON KOON

as candidate for Representative for
the legislative district, composed Of
Cri'tenden and Livingston counties,
subject to the action of the Democratic
party.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

We are authorized TO announce
+. l.. HARPENDlNG
as candidate for Judge of the Crit.
tenden County Court, subject to the
action Of the Republican primary Aug.
9TH. 1917.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
FOR SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT

We are authorized to announce
+. DUKE STONE
as candidate for County School Sup
iniendent, of Cri'tenden county, sub
Ject TO the action Of tie Republican
primary, August 4th, 1917.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
FOR STATE SENATOR
FOR REPRESENTATIVE
We are authorized TO announce
mr. n TuppI IptD

DR.. J. y. THRELKELD
Of Marion. Ky. a. a candidate for
Representative for the legislative dis.
trict, composed Of Critienden and Liv.
ng,tcn counties, suhjec, to the action
Of Democratic party.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17

as candidate for County Attorney of
Criitenden county, subject to the &C.
ton OF the Republican primary August
4th' 1917.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
Entire Chinese Cabinet
Favors War Resolution

P,kiug, May IL. Premier
Tuan ChiJui and entire Cabinet
aiten led a secret session of the
Parliament today and urged the
the adop,'on Of resolution de-
claring war against Germany.
The resolution was referred to
thtEtand'ng Committee for con.
s'd,ration on Thursday.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
fO0LING WITH
HEALTH SERIOUS

| have frequently asked druegi T..
what do you push in n blood med
eine?' The answer usually came "Tte
kind can make the most money on. >"
My answer has always been mot me q"
! have succeeded pretty well and |
have always RECOMMENDED the one tina;
| had found bv experience to be tn
best and the one would be willing 10
take myself or give to members Of my
own family. have never offered the
public medicine that we do no, use
at home. This is why can offer
Number 40 For The Blood. with clear
conscience; we have not only tried il
on thousands Of others but IN our.
selves. We take il in all cases where
a blood medicine is needed no matter
in what form II shows itself and we
get satisfactory results in constipation,
kidney. stomach and liver troubles |
firmly believe II every one would b..
gin In the spring and take 10 they
would escape malaria and fevcrs IN all
forms. J. c. Mendenhall. 40 years a
druggist, Evansville, Ind. (D5l72,
Sold ]. II. osme, Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1917-05-17
!: HANDICRAFT {
FOR BOYS F.:
BY A Nicely HALL
Author Of The Handy noy,n Til. 90 {
Craftsman" 'Hsndlcraft for Handy !.
Boys" etc 9.
lCopynght, by A. Nicely IlalD
TOY WINDMiLLS.

The simplest windmill to make, and
one Of the best whrlers ever devised,
Is the common paper pinwheeI
mounted upon a stick Zig. u.
A piece Of paper 8 or 10 lnches
square is needed for the pinwheel
Fold this piece Of paper diagonally
from corner TO corner, both ways.
Then open the paper and with a pair
OF scissors cut along the diagonal
creases from the corners to within [
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
Unsound Feet and Leos.

Americas physical foundation-the
feet and legs Of her citizens-is I'M
sound, If we are to believe p. A. Vale,
who has made study Of feet, says
Popular Science Monthly. If we do not
discard the present mOnstrOsities in
footgear and get into the habit of walk
ing, using our legs and feet instead Of
the automobile and street car. he says
we will become human penguins. He
calls attention to the fact that DR..
Lloyd Brown, the examining physician
Of Harvard, found that SOB Of 746 men,
bers Of the 1915 freshmen class stood
in a manner that indicated "a poten-
TALLY for Sickness" and that 476 Of
the 500 students had feet and legs 80
imperfect that they were ineligible for
military duty! Lack Of leg exercise Is
supposed to be the cause Of this con-
dition. Mr.. Vale says that the Ameri-
can woman has neglected herself SO
long that her legs and feet are suffer:
ing malformations. There Is no longer
in her leg the beauty Of the classic
line.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
Living on Calorles.

The cheapest eating in the world Is
rice and peanuts, measured by the
calOries, which constitute the only real
test. The former costs five cents per
1000 calories and the latter seven
cents. So that II person would eat a
good helping Of rice and wind up by a
plentiful dessert Of peanuts, he would
get more muscle, brain, nerve and bone
out Of 1t than he would out of q diet
Of roast beef and potatoes. There Is
no attention paid to the value Of food
in practical living. Our sole guide is
what hits our appetite, says the Ohio
State Journal. We want what "we'd
ruther," as the poor woman told Jane
Adams. 1t Is going In and buying
potatoes by the pile, without regard
to the bushels or pecks. There is
twice as much living in some kinds Of
foods as In others and yet we pass up
our plate perfectly unconcerned
whether 1t comes back with 500 or
1000 calOries. This Is one reason we
are poor.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
Gases Used In Warfare,

A recent scientific report from Eu-
rope treats Of the principal gases used
for attack. These include chlorine.
bromine, sulphur dioxide and formal
dehyde. Chlorine and brOmine have
proved most effective, because Of their
great weight. They roll over the
ground like water. These gases are
released from compression tanks. The
sulphur dioxide and formaldehyde are
produced by burning the appropriate
chemicals. There are many gases
more deadly than those named, but
In order to be effective for trench
work the poison gas must have sufi.
cient weight to stick to the ground.
The gas mask has practically done
away with the actual effectiveness of
the gas attacks, but they are said to
have considerable psychological effect
still, many soldiers thinking they are
"gassed" when they are only smelling
the harmless vapors set up inside the
gas masks.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
lis GREAT LEvELER
Nature Won't Let Geniuses Breed
in Straight Line.
Heredity Doesn't Amount to Much II
One Carries Il Back Through
Several Generations.

"A man tackled me for q job the
,ther day." writes "Sid" in the Ameri-
can Magazine. "After enumerating his
various accomplishments he wound up
with final claim that was intended
to impress me with his Importance
ONCE and for all. He said that he was
q direct descendant Of Bishop Ump-te-
ump-the most learned man Of his
time in England. I asked what time
that was, and he said that 1t was
about 400 years ago. I told him that
allowing rs years for each genera
tion-he must be the sixteenth de-
scendant. No, not the sixteenth he
said, but the fifteenth All right I
said, call it the fifteenth. Now let's
take a sheet Of paper and see what
your credentials really are. Let's see
you had one father and one mother,
two grandfathers and two grandmoth-
ers, four Observation-Disclosures and
four great-grandmothers, eight great
great-grandfathers and eight great
great-grandmotlers- so on
Carrying the multiplication back to
the fifteenth preceding generation I
showed that at the time the bishop
lived, my friend, the applicant, had e2-
actly 32,76S ancestors. In other words,
the bishop was only one of the 32,768
human beings who were his forbears
at that time.
"'You Lave mentioned the bishop,
but what about the other 32,767Y I
asked. 1t seems to ne that I ought
10 hear something about them If I
am to Judge you by the good blood
which you say is in you. The bishop
was all right. You are lucky to have
as much Of him in you as you have.
But the bishops stock has been con-
siderably watered. I don't believe he
would recognize you. What about the
restT
"That is the trouble with this heredi-
ty game-if you carry 1t back very far.
Old Mother Nature is a wonderful
leveler. She won't let geniuses or
boneheads breed in straight line. To
the weak she frequently gives child
Of incredible talent-to keep the neigh
bors from getting abusive. To the
brilliant and favored Of the earth she
often presents choice piece Of ivory
In the shape Of a dull son. Apparent
ly the idea is to carry the race for
ward together and not to play favor
ties.
another feature of the scheme is
that it keeps us all interested. Sur
prises abound on all sides. There is
| no telling where the next giant IL
coming FROM" s.-....-- ..
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
Measuring Your Pace.

How many steps do you take to the
mile? Even If your considered reply
be "1,78O," shall take leave to doubt
1t. Should you be a British infantry.
man your pace will be the longest of
any infantryman. The Russian pace
is the shortest, being but 271s inches
the French, Italian and Austrian pace
is 20 inches, the Germans do 80 inches.
while British soldiers stride an extra
half inch. But your own pace, what
Of it? 1t depends upon your height.
Take your eyebrow height, halve 1t,
and that represents your pace. You
will find it to be somewhere between
80 inches and 80 inches, so that you
will need between 1000 and 2,10O
PAGES to the mile.-Eondon Chronicle.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
WHY He Was Mad.

II haven't been able to sleep nights
lately" declared Number One.
whats on your mind?" asked Num-
Der Two sympathetically.
I'm thinking about the draft all the
time"
"What for? You are too old to be
drafted"
II know 1t, but you're not"
"What's that got to do with it?'
"Why, you owe me $780,"
He thought he was leading up to 1t
gently and tactfully, but the other fell
low flew up and got mad. in spite OF
all his care.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
The Boys Example.

In certain school teacher asked
his class the meaning Of "OratoriO," a
word which occurred in their lesson.
AS no one could give an intelligent
answer, he proceeded to an explana-
ton. He told them that 1t was kind
of musical drama usually founded on
some Scripture story, and he instanced
the Messiah" and Israel in Egypt" as
examples. He then appealed to the
class to give him other examples.
One boy, who was manifesting q
growing Impotence at not being al
lowed to show that he knew all about
oratorios, was at length asked, and
fairly nonplussed the master by his
answer: aaron on the Rhine. Lon.
don Tit-Bits.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
EVERY GOLFER IS CHAMPION
" He Doesn't Like tho Ordinary
cIassifications He Can Make New
Ones to Suit Himself.

1t long has been mystery to ths
man who doesn't play golf to under
stand what there is about the game to
make otherwise dignifled and rational
persons to go nutty over it. Should a
non-golfer casually confide to his fam
lily doctor that all Is not well, and that
he finds that he can't get away with
three square meals a day and a light
lunch before retiring quite so happily
as he used to, the medical man prob
ably will tell him to play golf. And If
the non-golfer asks II the doctor plays
the game, the physician proceeds to
give him 5000 words on how he made
the seventeenth hole in three, and that
he can swing his mashie like Chick
Evans. And 1t is the same with other
acQuaintances; they all prescribe their
fad as means Of battling old age.
Another queer thing about the game
is the ready conceit acquired by the
dub, says the Seattle -Intelligen-
Ger. Give a near-golfer two or three
lessons and he is ready to bet money
on himself. And he will 60 to lot of
trouble to round up bunch Of other
dubs and take them out to the links
to trim them out Of 40 cents. Any
player may be champion in his class.
He may be the best 240-pound, side
whiskered and bald-headed player in
the world. If he doesn't like the ordi-
nary classification he can make new
ones to suit him. There Is no reason
why any man should not be champion
In his class.
Also 1t Is exasperating for a man
who must stay In the office or store
all day to have somebody come in and
clank his golf sticks on the floor and
talk about niblicks and brassies and
the "drive through stroke" whatever
that is. And just when the CONVERSE
ton gets around to the point where
one could happily expatiate on the
joys Of backyard garden, motor
boat or flivver, the bounder usually
rises and leaves hurriedly.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1917-08-18
DRIED EGGS TO
u. S. FROM CHINA

Imports of eggs products this year have amount
ed to about 100000 pounds, valued on the aver
age at about Is cents pound. These products
are imported chiefly from Japan and China and
include eggs that have been dried, frozen or pow
dered. They are used in this country principally
by bakers in the manufacture Of various kinds of
pastry.
The consumption Of Asiatic egg products in this
country has greatly increased in recent years. and
therefore the conditions under which they are
prepared become Of greater interest to the public.
The operation Of model plant at Shanghai is de-
scribed as follows:
'The eggs are received at the door of the fac
tory In baskets containing approximately 1000
eggs, and as the factory offers better prices for
choice eggs 1t is securing the highest class Of egg
produced within circle Of probably a 100-mile
radius. The eggs are brought into che examining
room, where the contents of the baskets are gone
over and all cracked or otherwise damaged eggs
are separated The eggs are then candled by
Chinese, who pass them before the sanding lamps
at the rate of 500 an hour. The handling rooms
are kept in a temperature not exceeding Sc degrees
Fahrenheit. the range Of temperature in the build
ing, used both for freezing and for drying eggs.
being from zero to upward Of 100 degrees Fahren-
heit in the freezing and drying rooms respectively
"From the Gambling rooms the fresh eggs with
unbroken shells are taken to the breaking room,
which in point Of sanitary appliances and atten-
tih to details Of personal hygiene scarcely Is sur
passed by the operating room of q hospital. In
fact the general effect Of the room, aside from its
low temperature, Is that Of wellordered hos
pital, but with ten whlte-capped and aproned
nurses where the ordinary hospital would have but
one. The factory now employs 100 girls, each Of
whom Is expected to break and separate from $500