The Washington times., 1917-03-08
Through the Year With Prof. Cyclone
Snlder.

From SHider's Cyclone Almanac, pub
lished at Griffin, Ga, by Prof. A. L.
Snider:
"A Wet July-July will be a wet,
hot month, with many heavy down
pours OF rain, with thunderstorms,
or course, there win ce some fair
days, but the general outlook Is much
rain for July. The Fourth of July
look for scattered showers with thun-
derstorms, and there will be some rat
tling thunderstorms"
I DON'T LIKE TO PLOw
"The jay birds all around Inc
Are raising OF row:
| want to reap the harvest,
But don't like to plow;
Why can't we skip the Ioiling
And be happy anyhow?
/ don't like to plow,
For / don't just know how,
And don't care to learn it.
1t makes me think OF dern II,
But / hunts around and finds a plow,
And bitches up my BALKAN;
! know every row is mine
And / clinches up my fst and softly
whispers 'dern it,
For I don't like to plow'
"a WET AUGUST-August will be
hot and wet. There will be many
heavy showers and thunderstorms. OF
course. there will be some fair De-
riods. but the general outlook is much
rain for August"
SPECIAL NOTICE-My weather
predictions are attracting attention
all over the country. In the near fu-
ture l am going to get out an enor-
nous edition. II some large medicine
company would get in with me they
would do well, for they could adver-
tise their medicines all over the coun-
try, for l now have a national repu-
tation as a weather prophet. II some
wide awake firm wants to be the first
to get in with me they had better
write at once, for first come, first
served. Remember the Cyclone AL
manac has come in the field to stay.
The reason why l named my almanac
Cyclone is because 1t indicates a fast
mover and a quick seller, and / will
be known as Cyclone Snider. You
would do well to take an ad. with me.
The fires are kindling and when my
almanac comes out the news will
spread over the country like wild
fire"
"a DRY SEPTEMBER September
will be dry and hot. or course, there
will be some scattered showers, with
but the general out
ber."
THE Griffin boys have organized a
baseball club.
Their ages are just sweet sixteen,
more or less,
And they are Georgia Crackers,
And also cracker jacks.
II any of you Georgia sports don't
believe 1t,
And think you can beat the Griffin
stars,
lust come up and try them
They will give chases
And make you run the races.
L will be like Bill Johnson,
Who was the umpire
imported for the game
4 knocker from Knox City,
Prepared to prove the same,
and yet not over sassy:
But when he said play ball
And looked around the diamond
They had to play. that's ill.
so, when you buck. up against the |
Stars
Don't you come a-hoisting
And think that you can be a-bossing.
L will be like Bill Johnson,
Who was the umpire
imported for the game
\ knoclxer from Knocker City,
Prepared to prove the same,
And yet not over sassy;
5ut when he said play ball
md looked around the diamond
they had to play, that's all.
30 when you buck up against the |
Stars
'ou got to play, that's all.
"a DRY OCTOBER-October will be |
Try and warm. or course, there will
,e some scattered showers, but the
-eneraI outlook is much dry weather
Or October"
Candidate for election to the Gum
hoe Bill Club: Benedict Arnold.
DON MAROITIS