The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1917-12-01
THE DEVIL TO THE KAISER.
Satan Abdicates in Favor of the
Greater Fiend.

lea, and thousands of copies have been
printed in German and scattered over
parts of the kaiser's dominions by al
lied airplanes:
The Internal Region, June %, 1917.
of Prussia, Emperor of All Ger
many and Envoy Extraordinary
of Almighty God.
My Dear Wilhelm:
I can call Sou by that familiar
name, for I have always been very
close to you, much closer than you
could know.
From the time you were yet an un
developed being | have shaped your
destiny for my own purpose.
In the days Of Rome I created a
rough-neck known in history as Nero: +:
he was a vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular time.
In these modern days classic demon
and efficient super-criminal was need
ed and as / know the Hohenzollern
blood I picked you as my special in
| strument to place on earth an annex
| of hell. gave you abnormal ambition,
| likewise an oversupply of egotlsm,
that you might not discover your own
failings; I twisted your mind to that
of madrnan with certain normal ten
dencies to carry you by, most dam
gerous character placed in power; l
gave you the power Of hypnotist and
certain magnetic force that you
might sway your people. I am re-
sponsible for the deformed arm that
hangs helpless on your left, for your
crippled condition embitters your life
and destroys all noble impulses that
might otherwise cause me anxiety,
] but your strong sword arm is driven
| by your ambitions that squeleh all
sentiment and pity. placed in your
soul a deep hatred of all things En-
glish, for of all nations on earth !
hate England most; wherever England
plants her flag she brings order out OF
chaos and the hated Cross follows the
Union Jack; under her rule wild tribes
become tillers Of the soil and in due
time practical citizens; she is the great
ciyilizer of the globe and hate her.
I planted in your soul cruel hatred
of your mother because she was En-
glish, and left my good friend Bis
marck to fan the flame had kindled
Recent history proves how well our
work was done. 1t broke your royal
mothers heart, but ! gained my pur-
pose.
The inherited disease Of the Hohen.
| zollerns killed our father, just as il
will kill you, anst you became the ruler
Iof Germany an tool Of mine sooner
saaasisaaIa Ke1Tet { 81 =sss. 81
TO assist you and further hasten m.
work ! sent you three evil spirits
Nietzsche, Tdeitschke and later Bern.
hardi. whose teachings inflamed the
. youths of Germany, who in good tins
would be willing to spill their bloot
and pull your chestnuts--yours ant
|fmine; the spell has been perfect-yo1
i | cast your ambitious eyes toward thu
Mediterranean, Egypt, India, and tn
: Dardanelles, and you began you
great railway to Bagdad, but the am
bilious archduke and his more ambi
tious wife stood in your way. 1t wa
then that | sowed the seed in you
heart that bIossomed into the assas
gination of the duke and his wife, AM
all hell smiled when it saw how clev
erly you saddled the crime onto Ser
4 bia. I saw you set sail for the fjord
of Norway and / knew you woul
prove an aiibi. How cleverly done
so much like your noble grandfather
h | who also secured an assassin TO re
move old King Frederick of Dennnar
and later robbed that country OF tw
provinces that gave Germany an or
portunity to become naval power
Murder is dirty work, but it takes
Hohenzollern to make a way and &c
by with it.
Your opportunity was at hand; yo
set the world on fire and the bells 9
hell were ringing; your attack on Be
gium caused much joy; it was the bt
ginning, the foundation of perfet
hell on earth. The destruction Of. .nt
ble cathedrals and other infinite worf
of art was hailed with joy in the il
fernal regions. You made war
friends and foe alike, and the murde
of civilians showed my teachings ha
borne fruit. Your treachery toWal
neutral nations hastened univers
upheaval, the thing / most desire
Your undersea warfare is mast'
stroke from the smallest macker
boat to the Lusitania. You show no f
yorites; as war lord you stand s.
preme, for you have no mercy; ye
have no consideration for the bal
lclinging to its mothers breast as The
both 90 down into the deep togeth
only to be torn apart and leisurely d
voured by the sharks down among Il
corals.
have strolIed over the battlefield
of Belgium and France. ! have se'
10 YOUR hand of destruction everywher
,n it's all your work, super-fiend that
10 made you. / have seen the fields
ut Poland, now wilderness fit for t
prowling beasts only; no merry ch
lie dren in Poland now, they all succun
20 To frost and starvation. drift
Id down into Galicia, where former
"a Jews and Gentiles lived happily,
eether. I found but ruins and ashe
I felt curious pride in my pupil, I
it was all above my expectation.
was in Belgium when you drove 7
peaceful population before you Il
cattle into slavery you separated m
and wife and forced them to hard
hor in the trenches / have seen
most fiendish attacks committed
voune women and those forced il
be maternity were cursing the father
their offspring, and ! began to dot
if nv inferno was really up to da
You have taken millions of doll;
- from, innocent victims and called
- indemnity; you have lived fat on
land Won usurped and sent the r