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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05
How's This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Medicine
Halls Catarrh Medicine has been taken
By catarrh sufferers for the past thirty
dye years, and has become known as the
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Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on
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After you have taken Halls Catarrh
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health Start taking Halls Catarrh Medi-
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#. J. CHENEY az CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. TIC.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

poor potato crop. Owing to the fact
that a very large acreage was planted
there win probably be sufficient To-
cal potato crop to supply demands but
the number OF potatoes for market
viii be small. But what Orleans
county lacks in potatoes it can make
up in hay IL the entire crop can be
harvested. The many rains of the
season which have made large hay
crop but made it very difficult to
harvest, have been the chief factors
in the small potato crop.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

If the bowels are working regularly undige9fed
food IN the stomach may set up condition OF auto
intoxcation and pollate the whole system sifh Poi
keep the bowels open and regular. the liver active
and the stomach sweet. They Cause pain nausea
NOR gripping. They relieve indigestion sick headache
tons caused BY clogged bowels Fred ID. Pierce,
Barton 9. H Hunt. Evansville.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

Schools are opening. With each
school year begins the education of
hundreds of thousands of pupils and
each year sees an equal number COM
plete their academic learning. Schools
like individuals are not perfect but
considering the scant attention given
them by the average person and the
home life of the pupil it is q wonder
that our educational institutions turn
out as complete product as they do.
The value of the public school from
the standpoint of an American insti-
tuition where the rich and the poor,
the strong and the weak, the high and
the low, all meet upon one common
ground and are taught to study, to
analyze, classify and use information
is beyond comparison. Though the
world is torn with war there is every
reason why the 1917-1918 school year
should be a banner year in every re-
spect The struggle viii soon be
over and the lessons taught in ou1
schools and gained from our school
life will be the balancing power
which shall keep America a democ-
racy and power for good.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

Do lightning rods protect buildings
from the destructive bolt of the
thunder storm? With the great
number of storms and the many cases
of lightning damage this summer it
would seem possible for insurance
companies to compile some really val
liable facts concerning the much dis
eussed usefulness of the lightning
rod. Scientifically we are told they
protect. Practically do they? If
they do will insurance companies give
any recognition to the man who has
them on his buildings? IF not why
withhold the truth from the public
which is continually putting consid-
cradle money into the contrivances ?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

ia b | e compound
b e C ause during
Change Of Life /
was in bed two
years and had two
operations, but all
the doctors and OPP
erations did me no
good, and I would
have been in my
grave today had it
not been for Lydia
E. Pinkham's Veg
atahla Connound
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05
LIBERATION NOTICE

This is to certify that have given my son,
Ray K. JeDness. his time during the remain
der of his minority and shall claim none Of
his wages or pay any of his debts contracted
after this date.
o. Fl. JENNESS
Dated at Sheffield, VT, this 10Th day Of
August 1917.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05
Rounh stounh.

To indicate some of the difficulties
that our language presents to foreign
ers, a subscriber sends US this: Il
sat on the bough of a tree and began
to cough, having some dough in my
mouth and my feet in a trough. I was
not thoroughly tired, though roughly
used. Wasn't that tough T'-Youth's
Companion.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

Egypt IN the most ancient times was
celebrated for its wheat The best
quality was all bearded The wheat
was put into the ground in winter and
some time after the barley. In the
Egyptian plaques Of hail the barley
suffered, but the wheat had not ap-
peared, and SO escaped injury.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

Canada now has a CONSUMPTION law
and we shall soon know whether there
j. to be internal trouble when con-
scription takes place or not. The
world is watching Canada.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

In general the Orleans county
farmer and gardener reports a very
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05
CRISIS OF
WOMAN'S LIFE
Change Safely Passed by
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Wagner, Okla.-'1 never get tired
of praising Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05

Special sessions of the Probate Court will
be held at the Office of r. w. BALDWIN. in
BARTON, on the second and fourth Fridays
Office OF COLBY SToDDARD, in ORLEANS, in
the afternoon of the third Friday OF each
month. Parties desiring to transact Probate
business at Barton or Orleans should notify
the Judge in advance. that he may take the
necessary papers.
The Probate office at NEWPORT will be
open every day, except Sundays and holt
days: but those coming from q distance, az
far as possible, should make special appoint
ments with the Court in advance.
RUFUS w. SPEAR. JUDGE.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1917-09-05
ADVERTISING

Cards of thanks, Soc. Resolutions,
$1.0O. Reading notices, 10c per line
per insertion. Classified advertising
terms at top of column one, page one.
Display advertising rates upon appli-
cation.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

Personal magnetism Is that quality
In human nature which enables tn hu-
man bcln' { git by with n red carnn-
ton In his lnpel an little cffort-that
indefinablc sonethin' which enables
us [ appeal { others with success.
Ever individual has some personal
magnetism. Some seem L have So
much that Their means a. support Is
invisible, while others seem { have
jest enough t cit II steady Job an
hold Il.
Personal magnetism. like IN squash.
may be cultivated an developed, an
tn reward, as in III case o. m squash,
Is allus fer In excess a. any trouble
or expense incurred.
Tn mex time sou sec II regular pro-
motcr. or Il successful politician. care.
fully note his style % pitchin' an oh
serve his magnetic quality. lie may
not have Il warm, soggy clasp q tn
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

III art o. smilin' an being cheerful
begin & train yourself down { snyin'
an doin' only agreeable things, rcmcin-
BERN ut all times that u little mean
act II counternct II whole days smile.
In your battle t. become magnetic
you'll often become discouraged ns
your constant effort L avoid cnusln'
friction in other natures viii be
fruught with many difficulties. This IL
whore II strong heart with an overhead
valve comes In handy II tn best results
are T. be achieved. As you proceed
you'il attract new friends. You'll be
asked { join clubs an lodges, { serve
on committees an put up haminocks, {
run fer office IN or years an lead pa
rndcs. L furnish matches an he Il pail
bearer, & assist others less fortunate
an Il thousand other little things.
~ course II you're well fixed an
independent you kin afford { neglect
your personal magnetism an nppos"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
AL MOON AND HIS AUTO

circulars. one day he went home an
told his wife that he'd been workin'
: long an stickin' around home so
much that his liver wuZ Off an he
had n warped view o life, an that he
had decided I cit u an see tn
scenery while ner wuZ yit time. His
wife made him some burdOck bitters
an put him { bed. Tn next mornin'
he told her that he didn't feel NJ bet
ter, an that he intended L mortgage
tn home fer n slx-passengcr, foredoor,
fo%rty.horse power Alice.blue tourin'
car with n nvc-lnch stroke. four an u
half inch long-life motor, integrade
clutch that run thro' oil, elm
mated torsion bars an distance rods,
nm semi.clliptic forty-two inch front
springs.
After his wife recovered her senses
she lit In { him an tole him he didn'
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

ness world as n invaluable nan or IA
trusted employee. He made things
hum NJ the store, but he had [ smoke
on III porch mt home. His wife wuz
n thrifty little m an looked utter
tn Saturday dlsbursin' an put ever
thing over actual Operatin' expenses
In n money doublln' scheme that wuz
headed by u Teller that used I know
her paw, an a~nybuddy could tell by
IN way she pulled her hair bac'. { Il
knot that she wouldn't have nothin' Z
do with II auto.
AIRS salary was so trlfiln' that II he'd
got Il semiannually In pig iron he
could o. carried II all right. But
his wife skimped I'LL she bought 'em
q home In tn dressin' jacket belt, an
he had L wear shirts that wuz only
printed on one side an socks with
runnln' colors an smoke n certain IA
nous brand that ONE three In a
pHStehOnrd 81
He'd jIst about lost all interest In
life when he caught tn auto fever an
commenced Z send fer road maps an
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

other natures jest fer tn fun a watch
in 'om blow up. But II you're Jest
startln' out In life with Il piano half
paid fer it's allus III better policy
{ gush over an smilln'ly coincide with
others. So after you've mastered tn
art q personal magnetism after
you've learned I discuss tn weather
cn%tcrtainin'ly IN { be agreeable an
accommodatin' (even in tn mornin)
you'll, note a feclin' O. security an an
Indifference toward tn future even II
you're loaiin' or Twin with your wlfe's
folks.
What n pity It Is that so many o US
refuse L become acquainted with our
own great powers, but Instead prefer
{ struggle along an toady after those
who have seen tn high; an found tn
way.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
IT GETS THEM ALL IN END
Presence in C~entenarian About to
Take First Auto Ride.

Kitty Goetz. n hundred years old,
and her brother, lgny Karisch. only
nlnety-eight. resolved that they would
never 20 10 an institution for the aged.
True, the wind hat had blown the roof
from their squatter's shanty was
sweeping coldly over the meadows
near Rosedale. l.. l., where they lived.
and they had nothing to cat. But they
weren't going to leave their homes Just
for that Spring would be coming soon.
Kitty left her n,ghtdress on all day
to fool the police, for she reckoned
they wouldn't take n Indy through the
streets In her nightdress.
Then they heard "A purring sound,
which grew louder, then seemed TO stop
Just outside their door. They tottered
out and saw n large, sleek automobile.
"fve come to take you for a ride" II
police sergeant announced. Were
going to Kings County hospital" Kitty
had never been In an automobile be-
fore. and as she looked at the big cur
a belated speed germ infected her soul.
Say" she demanded. how fast can
we get to that place?"-New York
Tribune.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Do You Neglect
Your MACHINERY?

The machinery Of the body needs TO
be well oiled, kept In good condition
Just rs the automobile. steam engine or
bicycle. Why should the human neglect
his own machinery more than that Of
his horse or his enginei Yet most peo-
pie do neglect themselves. To clean
the system at least once u week Is to
prdct!ce preventive measures. You will
escape many Ills and clear up the cont
ed tongue, the sallow complexion, the
dull headache, the lazy liver, IL you will
take n pleasant laxative made up OF
the May'apple, Juice OF the leaves of
aloes. root Of Jalap, and called Pleasant
Pellets. You can obtain at almost any
drug store In this country these vege-
table pellets In Walls for 25c--slmply
ask for DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
There can be no counterfeit IL they
have the DR.. Pierce stamp. Proven
good by 90 years use.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Snake Problem,

This Is not new but It's worth re-
peating. a man In Zion City, H.. sent
II To The News:
Two Zion City snakes, OF which
there are abundance on the lake front
property. had II fight. One was n gar
ter snake and the other n bullhead.
Each was three feet long and In their
feroclty they seized each other by the
tail and proceeded to swallow each
other whole. They both started at the
same time and at the same rate Of
speed.
Now the question is, which Of these
two snakes survived, or rather which
one was on the outside by the time the
other was swallowed. the garter snake
or the bullheadi
II took five minutes for the two
snakes to swallow each other and they
both swallowed each other right to
the tip Of the fnngs. Which one was
on the outside when they were finished
or were they both inside?-lndianap-
oils News.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
HIS VOICE FROZEN TO POST
At Least This Is Deduction Of Wyom.
ing Weather Observer From a
Very Peculiar Phenomenon.

ScOffcrS have arisen from time ia
time to say that United States official
weather reports are Il joke In so far
as they deal with the future; hut their
descriptions Of the present and pas,
are admittedly serious and accurate.
Therefore one must not read In too
jovial a frame of mind the report OF
David Moore. observer AZ Castle Rock,
Wyo.. where they have been having
some very cold weather. Mr.. Moore
cites In his report that n night two
men stopped ut his cabin, and the next
morning he tried In vain 10 call one
Of them, who was Mt the barn, To come
come. So the TWO sat down 10 break
fast without him. In about ten min
utes the mun In the barn strolled into
the house.
"Why didn't you call me when break.
fast was ready?" he asked.
II did" was the answer.
That was during the cold snap. A
thaw hit Castle Rock II few days ago,
Moore says. and while he was stand
Ing In the back door summing himself,
he was startled by n weird medley Of
sounds. BY listening closely he could
hear the words,
Come On To breakfast !"
There was no one in sight. And then
he realized why the man had not heard
him.
The voice, his own voice, had frozen
10 "A post and was thawing out.-Bos'
ton Transcript.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

Uncle Ez Pash an Niles Turner
started fer Morgnntown early this
mornin' by buggy AN Tell Binkley
said, "Wcll, If they have good luck
nn' don't blow out any traces they
ought { git there some time t'mOr-
row. ms its emily twelve miles. TIL
trouble with drivin' II boss Is this,
II he's young he's dangerous, an
II he's ole it's cruelty { animals. II
they had n auto they'd be in st. Louis
by this time
tn uto seems Z have It's friends
an enemies jist like n Teller that
amounts Z somcthin'.
Ny, how poor ole Al Moon fought
fer IL auto. He worked In tn same
store from seven IA. IN. I'll six p. m. fer
thirty years without vcn gittin' of fer
Il funeral or n ball game. He wuz
what Is generally known in the bust
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

hand or n iircmnn's mustnche, an he
may not he dressed accordin' Z Nh
magazine aGs or belong [ any lodges.
But theirs Somethin' about him which
attracts you { him. At first he may
Impress you as bein' n boss doctor, or
one Interested in tn culture o. bees,
hut after you're under his spell for II
moment you feel II crumhlin' sensa-
ton. You realize he's got your num-
Der an that it's useless L plead.
Tn first step in devclopin' personal
magnetism Is L learn Z be cheerful
tho bored. \ wide, radiant smile Is tn
foundation u magnetism. But n smile
L be effective must have n well or.
dered background. Tn teeth should
be- plugged an evencd up. SO see your
dentist before takln' up the study o.
bcin' cheerful. After you've mastered
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

spoonful and II II doesn't s%traighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous | van you to go back to
the store and get your money. bod.
sons Liver Tone Is destroying the
sale OF calomel because II is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
II cannot salivate or make you sick.
guarantee that n spoonful OF
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels OF that sour bile and consti'
pated waste which is %clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
| guarantee that a bottle OF Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
lily feeling fine for months. Give It to
your children. II is harmless: doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
CALOMEL WHEN BUOUS2 MOI STOP!
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
! Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesnt Make You Sick!

Stop using calomell 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose a days work. II you
feel lazy, sluggish. bilious or consti.
pated. listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel. when II comes into contact
with sour bile, era .hes into 1t, breaking
1t up. This is when you feel that aw.
full nausea and cramping. II you feel
all knocked out" II your liver Is tor.
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache. dizziness. coated
tongue, IL breath is bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful OF harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50.cent
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take q
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

have sense enough { run n coffee urn
er money enough { afford II ~four.cundle
power porch light, an she locked him
In his room an hid the stogies.
Poor ole Al. He never got out o. his
alive. He laid fer days with n
high fever an In his delirium he'd say,
Hey, there! Watch your horse an
eve mind watchin' my auto" "How
fer Is Crawfordsylllef" ether goes
another tire" Hop In Sam, ri take
yer home" an all sorts % things. .Iist
two days before he died tn John.
ons that lived mex door, bought II
fine big tourin' car nm when AIS wife
found II out she rushed int his room
an snid. Look up, Albert, it's Net.
tie, an t'morrow We'll buy IA machine"
But she wuZ too late.
As we journey thro' life let us live
by tn way-even II we have L mort.
gage tn ole home.
Copyright. Adams Newspaper Service,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

Kidd have just purchased abso-
,utely the last word In automobiles.
Kidder-That sof What are some
IF Its speciicationsI
Observation-Disclosures motor: sew
en.passenger accommodation, and one
nan tOD.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tas,eless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties OF QUININE and
IRON. II acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Aliens Foot. Ease for the Troops.

The antiF~ ptic powder to he shaken into the
shoes or used In the foot.ba,h. Young men In
every community are using Aliens Foot-Ease
In their drills for Military Preparedness. Used
by the Allied, French ard English troops be-
cause IL rests tn. feet, takes the friction from
the shoe aud makes walking easy.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Another Operation Avoided

Richmond, Ind.-"For two years I was so sick and weak from
female troubles that when going up stairs l had to go very slowly
viii my hands on the steps, then sit down at the top to rest: The
doctor said he thought I should have an operation, and my friends
thought l would not live to move into, our new house. ny daughter
asked me to try lydia +. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound as she had
taken it with good results. I did so, my weakness disappeared, I
gained in strength, moved into our new home, do all kinds Of garden
work. and nMed hundreds of chickens and ducks. / cannot say
enough in praise of lydia T. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound" Mrs.
NJ o. JOHNSTON, Route d, Box 100, Richmond, Ind.
OF course there are many serious cases that only a
surgical operation will relieve. We freely acknowledge
this, but the above letters, and many others like them,
amply prove that many operations are when
medicine in many cases is all that is needed.
II YOU want special advice write to Lydia T.. Pinkham Medi-
cine Go. (confdentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened.
.ond and ansvered nv a woman and held In strict confidence.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Its Sort.

Harry Is very ardent In his profes.
ions OF devotion, but | am afraid to
trust Il lovers DEVOTION"
THAT'S right. Most of 1t Is only lip
service"
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GcoMan4
Operations
The Right Medicine in Many Cases
Does Better than the Surgeons
Knife. Tribute to Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.


Des Moines, Iowa.-"My husband says I would
have been in my grave today had it not been for
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. / suf-
fered from a serious female trouble and the doctors
said / could not live one year without an operation.
My husband objected to the operation and had me
try Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. !
soon commenced to get better and am now well
and able to do my own homework. l can recon-
mend Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
any woman as a wonderful health restorer."-Mrs.
BLANCHE JEFFERSON 03 Lyon St, Des Moines, Iowa.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
WHY HAVE cAlLLs AND FEvER7

plantation" Chill Tonic is guaran-
teed and will do the work in n week.
Your money cheerfully refunded by
dealers II 1t falls after giving 1t q
proper trial. Price 50c.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
OKLAHOMA WOMEN

Oklahoma City, Okla.-"f am happy
to state that DR.. Picrce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery cured my mother Of In
testinal trouble after the doctors had
given her up, and l also recommend
the 'Favorite Prescription for young
girls as | gave 1t to my daughter and
found II just as recommended."-Mra
ollie Wright, 400 w. Pine.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

Studcnt-What are your terms for
,tudentsp
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and buns.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10
Prove What swmp.Root win Do For VOC

Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co.,
B~inghamton, n. Y, for a sample size bot.
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet Of valuable infor.
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular ffty.cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1917-05-10

Or. g. =. Jackson, Celebrated Physician,
handed down to posterity his famous
prescription for female troubles. Now
sold under the name OF "Femenina."
Price soc and 81. 00.-Adv.