The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1917-12-08

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magnificent creature they had discov-
red upon the stalk Of lush bush in
he fence corner. The thing was so
tt.ii. 1t might have been Il pixies con
Crrtina, painted dusty green and or
Iiamented with brilliant pool balls
rrom Il pixie pool table. To Penrod
,;d Sam it was known as a tobacco
worID," and il was the largest and fat
test they had ever seen. The two
logs stared in silence for long time
finally Penrod spoke in hushed
yOice.
Il wonder what hes thinkin' about"
"Thinliin' about how fat he is, may
hc." Sam suggested.
Il bet you don't know which end
his head is" said Penrod
II bet you don't, either"
well. whoever said did?" Penrod
retorted GROSSLY.
"Well, did l say didr'
"Well, whoever said you did say
you did?"
A movement on the part Of the green
both boys mOmentarily.
"Look !" PenrOd cried "Hc's
inovn',"
"Climbin' up The bush" observed
sam. THAT shows which end his head
Is; it's on top"
at doesn't have to be on top just
because he's Climbin' mp the bush"
Pcnrod remarked scornfully. II guess
~ could back up, just as well as climb
up, couldn't he"
"WeH he wouldn't" Sam argued.
what would he want to back w for.
when he could just rs easy climb up?
His heads on top OF him, and that
proves It,"
Penrod laughed pltyingly. Suppose
Sumpthing was after him: he'd want
TO have his head on the bottom end
SOS he could keep watchin' out to see
If 1t was comm after him up the stalk,
wouldn't he? That proves 1t, I
guess
So 1t did-sO far as Sam Williams
was concerned. Sam was overwhelm-
cd he had nothing to say. He dug the
ground with the toe Of his shoe, de-
spondently, then frightened all at
once. 81 bet I know sumpin' about
grasshOppers that you don't"
''Go ahead and prove it'
81 bet you don't know grasshOppers
chew tobacco"
At this Penrod yelled in consum-
ing scorn.
"You watt" Sam began to browse
in the grass searching.
"Grasshoppers chew tobacco" howl
cd Penrod. "Grasshoppers chew to-
bacco! GrasShop-Oh, no. no"
Here" said Sam, bringing a grass
hopper for his inspection. "You watch
now"
He gave the grasshopper command,
squeezed him slightly about the mid
die, and proved the case absolutely.
"LOok there!" he cried flOurishing
Exhibit A upon his thumbnail. "Now,
say grnsshoppers don't chew to-
baccol"
Penrod was beside himself. but not
Gas would have been proper) with con-
fusion; ecstasy was his emOtion-and
there followed a bad-quarter of an
hour for the grasshoppers in that por-
ton of the yard.
"Pshaw" said Sam. give known
Grasshoppcrs chewed tobacco ever
since was five years old"
Penrod paused to seek further
knowledge at its fountain-head.
"Sam, do you know anything else?"
nc inquired hopefully.
eyes, do" replied Mr.. Williams
with justified resentment. "Lemme see.
Oh, yes! I bet you don't know if you
put black hair from a horses tail In
bottle and put water in it, and leave
1t there for three weeks, it'll turn into
a snake"
81 do, too" said Penrod. 81 knew
that, ever since 1 was" Penrod
paused: a sudden light in his eyes.
"Sam. did you ever try it,"
mo" said Sam, thoughtfully. II
guess when | heard it we didn't have
any horse. and l was too little to get
one from any other peoples horse-or
sumpthing"
Penrod jumped up eagerly. "Well.
we aren't too little now" he shouted.
"Yayw This jubilant cutlery from
Sam demonstrated what reciprocal
fires Of enthusiasm were kindled in his
bosom on the instant. "Where's a
horse?"
simultaneously their eyes fell upon
what they sought. In side street
stood a grocer's wagon, and the gro
Ger had just gone into the kitchen. At
tached to the wagon was an elderly
bay horse. Attached to the elderly
bay horse was black tail. The pros
pective snake manufacturers drew
near the raw material.
The elderly bay horse switched his
black tail at a fly, gesture unfortu-
nate for Penrod, upon whose eager
countenance it eliminated.
"Oofl" He jumped back. suffering;
and the horse looked around inquiring-
fy; then, seeing boys, assumed an ex-
preston of implacable fury.
$50 on" Sam urged. "Pull 'em out.
Two's enough
Penrod glanced uneasily at the