New Britain herald., 1917-06-27

Glass Grafton. sells animal crackers snd peanuts to i the hungry students. They are much better to digest than Cicero or solid geometry.
 Won by His Majesty of England, Ethel Prior and Charles Miller have joined hands; no, not in matrimony, but in music. Ethel plays anything from rattle to . hard composition by Schubert. And Charles-well. he simply keeps the court wavering to and fro as his bow glides up and down on the high aerial notes Hold your breath; They're playing High School DAys." It has become 2 favor ite in England.
 Edward Christ and Donald Bristoll have opened up q Camp Site Bureau | on West Main street. They give req sonable information concerning camps, locations, outfits, probable weather. digestibility of food, depth of waves. and,-well, everything. Ed l ward goes around and experiments in various camps while Donald sits in the office and flles the statistics as fast as Edward has time to wire them. "Aster plants. soc q dozen," 1s . sign seen on Wells Williams' grass | lawn. He Is florist and landscape l gardener. During the crucial period of lack of vegetables, he planted an l artistic garden of lettuce with . l parsley edge all around. l Beauty ts . virtue.' Ella 9kritul- sky knows the virtue of beauty. 90 she is endeavoring to share her methods with the world. but only with secrecy. Her methods do rot 50 beyond her once except tho transS formation of some dila apitated person
 who had explicit faith in Ella's vir- tual beauty.
 h Henry Wheeler and Louis Reynal are clever draughtsmen. and to them great praise is due for the excellent planning of our prominent buildings. ] In reality Henry Wheeler does all the
 work. while Louis creates Q draught | by opening and shutting the windows. Carl Bergendahl is private in i, Company E. z. Leave it to Carl to get a pretty easy position .| It's | bad habit to get into. but they ssy that what you do in High school. you'll do
 all your life.
 Emma achaefer. honorary vice pres l dent of the Boys Conference board.
 is often reminded of the time whom { . boys conference came to town. It l reawakens memories. Why doesn't
 she Chuck" it?
 "Rachlin and Zeitlin. lawyer and 1 peacemaker.'' Jacob Zeitlin is the
 lawyer of criminal cases, and there's
 no chance for the plaintiff when
 Jacob takes case George RAchlin ] Is. the peacemaker. One day . little
 Freshie came in all excited and angry. ''Tell me that President Johnson
 wasn't impeached." "Sorry. little boy. but your school teacher was right. Johnson was impeached but he waa
 acquitted" Good work George. vol,
 remembered your U. s. history. ] .LeWitt's Theatre" Alfred Levitt I is. manager. ticket seiler, ticket taker, usher, orchestra and--no, he isn't the l performer also. David Masnus0n.
 our celebrated Shakespeare. is the
 director of the performance. One of l Dave's favorite performances Is the ballroom scene in Silas Marner. The
 tragic importance of Si}as' entrance is
 felt by all especially by Dave. who I paces to an1k fro behind the scenes, wringing iShands.
 Bing Bang! Zipp No nothing's
 broken. This is simply what we found
 Raymond Baker doing. Yes. he still
 entertains people with his finger tips
 on the piano.
 I Lost, the statue of Liberty" Curl I osity leads us to the missing statue
 when behold! Margaret Russell ii
 serenely taking the place of Liberty
 It's too good to be true. and people
 loathe the idea of the missing statue'f
 ever turning up again. Peggy is the Il at ha pty < oP A~.io oa
 and what she stands for.
 Minnie Gritxmacher and Gertrude
 Bruemmer are residing in Palm
 Beach. The latter is there to gair I weight and the former to reduce. pr
 I1olmquist. graduate of Newingtor College of Bacteriology, sent then there. Yes. they live together il
 order to watch how one and the other
 lose and gain respectively. Gertrude takes care of the gain" column ol
 the day book and Minnie, the loss column. Let us pity tho accountan,
 who has to go over that account ., the end of the season. The books will never balance.
 As a banker, James Tierney is E wonderful success and has opened uY Ia new bank in Plainville under th<
 name of Plainville's First and Las National Bank. James Is president cashier, teller and receiving clerk The rest of the work is done by hi. junior partner, Dudley Kieiy, wht sweeps up in the morning, prepares
 the meal in the back room. and thor mops the floor in the evening Janel does not need a watchrlan for tn, bank because he carries all the none. in . handkerchief pinned to hi