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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-05-02
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MIR. and Mrs. J.. H Ritchcr. parents
of I'VE children. divorced on account
of "buoze' one year ago after eight
cen years of married life. have obtain
cd "a license to remarry, believing that
prohibition IN Nebraska VIII insure "a
happy family life.
Hand lu hand Mr. ana Ms. PITCHER
came to the marriage license hurcau.
Booze mad me % bad man. I be-
lisye prohibition viii enable me To- he
a good one. said Mr. Eltcher. 81
have got % sob u my wife ana tha
Kids are going 90 have the best I cur'
get for them,
% used to bc one of the good fell
lows amouE the uouzcrs divu't
know when tu stop. { wanted Co quit.
bat the temptation v14 always there "
Mrs. Hlchjrr vts $50 h1ppy hor cycs
were moist.
'l am SCI glad my husband .s uot goo
ing to bee tempted to drink everywhere
he goes She said. I know that with
the saloons one ne viii be AN rirht '
Hand IN hIud the reunited couple
left In search ~ e minister to perform
"a new wedding corcmon! Omaha
News.
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The Scrap Book
sATIslIEp wrrn rlrE Mrsr


o. give me a home In the Golden west.
Where the sand storms sweep oct
the prairie crest;
Where we've rattiesnakes plenty and
vinegar roans,
And the night birds whistle Casey
Jones"
Where the coyotes scalp brlngs MY
cents,
And the builbat sleeps on the bsrbed
wire fence.
Where the Mexican druii aud the
whipporwili.
Join IN the chorus oc steamboat
Bill."
Where white faced cattle and broncho
steed.
Go out to nibblc the loco iced.
And the fnrmer subsists ON beautiful
scenes.
With an occasional mixture of RABBIT
and beans.
No chills, no fever. p~ellagra or govt
We look lean and hungry. We are
healthy and stout.
By Loring Boucher.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-05-02
"HFFY-JELL" RECIPE BOOK

Onc Of the leading women's maya
zines IL continually telling its more
than a million readers That recipg
booklets offered by advertisers make
valuable additions TO the coOk-hook
shelf.
A rapid glance at the pages OF q IT.
tie booklet at hand distributed hy the
manufacturers Of "~Jtfy-Jcll. a new
gelatinc dessert. Yields very conVinc-
ing testimony that the magazine edi-
tor KNOWS whereof she speaks. There
Ia nothing more appctizing that va
lriety. give hubby" gelatine prepared
IN exactly the SAM" way every evening
for Two weeks, and he would get
pretty tired OF a. But here, In this
little "Jimy-JelT book are noted nine
teen different ways 10 prepare 'Iiny-
Jell.' an so different that II they were
used every evening for nineteen days
not % member OF the family would see
| "a biz cot similarity, out ON tho con
itrary. am would be koeulN Interested
in the tempting variety of new des-
aerts being set before them.
The regular cook book is n great
fret aid In cooking but Il cant be
| expected 10 keep strictly up-to-doic.
! on the other hand, manufacturers ol
food products have the hghest-priccd
culinary experts in the country lr
their bright. sanitary kitchens work
ing out new and tempting dish"s. and
mot a month goes but sees the ISSUING
! Of many a handsome recipe bookiet.
/ offered free To tho housewife. but he'
cause OF ~ up-to-the-minutr ch1rac-
ter. not only worth sending for ont
even worth paying handsomely for.
Tomato Aspic." supreme salad,
"Ilny-Jcll with Chocolate and Nuts
do these sound interesting Then
send for the Wnukesha, Wis, pure
! Food Company's 'Jiny -Joll' booklet
M tells. incidentally. some intcrostlne
things about this gelntine which uses
/ pure fruit juices In iiquid form FOR
navoring.
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DoNTS FOR THE BANKERS

The commissioner OF insurance and
banking, Charles q. Austin. has is-
sued a letter from Austin addressed
TO the state banks and bankers OF
Texas giving them advice as to bank
ing business during war conditions
His conclusion is "a number of don'ts
which there are about $50 Ia Texas.
Some "don'ts' included in Mr. Aus
tins letter follow:
Don't rock the boat.
DO not try to do all tho business.
but permit your neighbor to share
the same. realizing that IL he shares
the business he also shares the re.
sponslhilities ana liabilities thereof.
DO not be too free with credit. By
following this rule you may be less
popular. bat YOU Will rave more
money and people will have more
respect for you.
do not expand the volume Of your
loans, but rather contract them. re-
membering safety first.
Make no loans without ample.
solvent and readable security.
Make $40 long time loans. hut Keep
your money where yuu can Eet "a II
YOU want 90 within q reasonable time.
do not permit spectators tu do
business with your uauN. Drive them
out.
DO not pay nigh rates Of Interest
for deposits. az such encourage loose
ness .u granting credit Iu order {,
employ .Ich deposits prohtuhly.
you can possibly help 10, ana II yol
are forced t. do this, do as little of
DO as possible 70 s dangerous u'
Iterdiu- 10 enc, urnro uudu" oNpuu.
SION &C. your own .uous ad beside,
yol cent pay . per cent for none,
aul .,Ud e ANA go and m'k'
any profit oUt Il tie transaction
san Antonio F.Sp-,s-
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four WOMEN i
TESTIFY
Positive Proof that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound Restored Their
Health.

Yonkers, N. Y.-'T suffered from "A
bad case Of female trouble, backache,
nervousness and indigestion. Lydin Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND re-
stored my health after everything els,
had failed. Mrs. II. j. l.. FEATHER,
6l Hamilton Ave, Yonkers. N. Y.
Danville, HI would not Ice alive
today had il not been for LYDIA =.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a.
cured i've from n severe case OF female
trouble Mrs. O. A. Cor, Batestown
Road, Danvilic. III
Iidgway. Pal wish all women
who suffer from female troubles would
take Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound az | avoided n surgical oper-
alton by It's use. Mrs. O. Nj. RnINEs.
Ridgway. r
North Haven. Conn. - Lydia J..
Pinkhams Vegetable COMPOUND re
stored my health after everything els
had failed when passing through chang,
OF life. There Is nothing Ike Il to
overcome the trying symptoms. MIR.
FLORENCE lsELLA, Box 1917, North
Haven, Conn.
The many convincing testimonial
constantly published in the newspnp,r3
ought 20 be proof enough TO women WIN
suffer from those distressing ills pecu.
liar TO their sex that Lydia T.. Pinkham /,
Vegetable Compound is the medicil
they need.
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materially, or at all larger han last
eear's.
N this matter OF how 20 move the
crop when We get H. Is ie~nored--it
indeed. Immediate action IL not taken
tho earnest effort 10 increase food
supply may be wasted and millions OF
! tons OF valuable produce will rot on
the farms.
II has been estimated that N the
crop were 10 per cent larger. the rail-
roads would be unable 10 handle Il.
Transportation OF general business
would have to ne shut or in order TO
bring the crops to market.
100000 more care viii be urgently
needed to avoid embarrassing I'm
bareoes.
The railroads are not in position 10
order these cars now. aud IL they arc
not at once put in hand. they viii not
be ready for harvest service.
A the food campaign n become
properly a government measure. the
solution Of the car shortage problem
might well be taken up by the gov
eminent.
This method has been adopted In
that other important department ~
transportation-the ship building IN
dustry, The United States shipping
board Is energctically at work having
LEGO wooden ships constructed under
high pressure. The ships are designed
to provide for Great Britain and her
allies, an amending supply Of onnage
by which they can draw from this
country az a minimum Of cost the sup
plies necessary to feed and care for
their armies.
To solve the car shortage and crop
moving problem. a hoard could w
appointed with 5000 ooo. 600. available
for the immediate construction n
100 0o cars. the orders as government
orders TO have pre-empted right 81
way and 10 he furnished at govern
ment prices.
II AZ once ordered. these cars
could be ready In time for harvcs;
work. With the assistance. mr. under
charge of the railroad board " five.
the carr could be- ented 10 the roads
nj regular per diem rates and COM
mandeered under proper system
wherever needed throughout the cour-
try.
This Is the way to meet most et-
fectively this pressing need. The en-
Urgency is a real one which congress
can IN this way deal with in n business
way and with important results.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-05-02
Pompeian HAIR Massage
b eautifies tn Hair

To have hair that falls in soft
shimmering rpples. and a scalp
free from deadly Dandruf. use
Pompeian HAIR Massage.
Sprinkle a little on the hair and
scalp. and rub dry with a Turkish
towel. You will hardly believe the
result. Your hair will appear twice
az thick. soft and beautiful, and,
best OF all, be admired by all your
friends.
II you should have Dandruf.
you will be stopping il while you
are identifying your hair. Pom
peian HAIR Massage is a treat
ment. not merely a tonic. The
massaging ~(rubbiug) oil the scalp
wakes up the roots of the hair to
new life. This massaging also
opens the pores of the scalp 20 the
/ wonderfully stimulating liquids in
T. Pompeian HAIR Massage Dand-
ruff goes. Your hair will become
and stay healthy, vigorous and at
tractive.
Pompeian HAIR Massage is q
clear amber liquid. Not oily; not
sticky; cannot disco!or the hair.
Delightful and dainty TO use. Get a
! 25c, SOC or 81 bottle TODAY at
the stores and give yourself the
luxury q a treatment.
Made by the reliable makers of
J the famous Pompeian MASSAGE
Cream and Pompeian NIGHT
! Cream,
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NEW COAST lane non SANTA ~

The Santa Re railroad H. to build
into Portervllle. Bakersfield and sac
ramepto. There VIII be a big ter
minal M Sacrameneo. but the time
Of is establishment has not been
fixed Porterville is to he entered in
June and that branch IL headed for
Bakersfield.
Increasing It's traHic strength in Tu-
lare county and the southern ana
southeast sections OF the san Joaquin
valley generally. the Santa Fe * to
finish and celebrate the extension OF
the Mcnkler 4 Southern railway
branch INTO Portervile eary In June.
The line will then be extended cp TO
a connection with the main line again
at Bakersfield. 50 that both by a
southern and "a northern entrance the
company will have access To- "a rapid
~ developing region.
The Minkler & Southern branch is
in ofshoot ~ the old Cutler-Nisaiia-
Corcoran branch line.
The company has also decided Al
last TO have n line ito Sacramento from
Stockton In order extensively to in
trench itself in that most strategic
center. Now IL has a division % rates
with that citys two steam aud two
electric roads.
IL Is not given out Just how and
when the santa Re l. TO have a line
and a big terminal in Sacramento.
But il is going there very s0On.-Sau
Francisco Bulletin.
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enough The final decision will still
rest In the hands OF the men who raise
our food In tho first place.
The clear duty OF the nation II q
guarantee the farmers 9 fair price 70,
their crops when grown. and a rca.
sonable supply Of labor at harvest,
The clear duty OF the farmer IL q
raise food enough 70 win This war for
Democracy against kaiserism.
No such responsibility has ever
rcstea on any class OF men since tho
world besan as rests today on the
farmers % America.
sincerely yours.
OXFORD rfNcHor
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person after another In what seemed
to be very solemn conversation. and
had been rather amused by the
breadth Of his gestures as compared
with the narrow c~hestedness OF his
general aspect. He sidlcd up ts
where we were sitting and. laying his
hand carcssingly ON the shoulder Of
my gray haired. wrinkly browed COM
panlon, he said.
Brother. do you love the Lord"
Before the courier could mobilize his
combative forces. he went on: "Du
YOU realize that AT n m you
may be called upon To- meet ycun
God? Have you made your peace?
Are O prepared
Now | leave It to anybody-was
that the time ar place Tor such work.
worthy though II might be considered
under almost any circumstances? The
poor little a was utterly sincere.
hut hia brand Of sincerity was toe
much for my sense ~ humor. I rot
up and leaned against tho rail unt
looked t%houghtfuuv out To sea. while
the big man pre-. ceded TO express
himself
say he said. you little Umpty-
umpty-ump-ump' Is that the Kind eft
talk you've been handing out To this
nervous bunch '
I think 7 should explain thut enc
courier was a Canudinu aud that he
spoke % language quite familiar Co.
American ears. lie proceeded with
measured and low toned emphasis to
read the little evangelist t sermon on
common horse sense and the uturss
81 Thugs Among other things he
said.
"po I love the Lord Am pre-
pared say. you-this b. my Jt6th
"trip across his beautiful blue se,
since Il got Co be- what IT, s.. Feel that
lie Jacket 81 mine and 'ouN md it's
still wet. I've been sunk twice ana /
expect to be SUNK SOME more. I'm
prepared for anything that ma. hap
pen t1 cyentuatc and ! think maybe
that proves thai lo,, something's
hut Il amt anything tou.d bo abb"
To- understand
lie drawlsd delightmIly. There was
more ia this general strain. hUt uN
degrees the 'workcr u the Vineyard
backed on md stopped the How with
his protcstiig palms Ana he got iu
q due parting shot.
My poor. poor brother ho said.
u am greatly concerned for Your uu-
happy soul. and I shall pr1, for vou
Well. answered tho un|rcgoueratu
son OF the praiiic~, 'Eou 900 ou and
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WENT 500 MILES TO srHHhNDEI'

"IhIII UIOU0UT
The mead ~ ST. pluls police de-
pnrtmcnt. busy az his desk AT Central
station. glanced from his work and
swung round in his chair.
The chief saw u young man. almost
"a boy. standing before him. r. ypcct-
|fuIly holding his hut m nis hand.
NY name .s Walter Baker the
young man said. Of understand Nou
want me for grand larceny. Here ]
assn. Do you wan mo to go Go lnIl
u have come i've hundred miles To-
Igiyc myself up
And 80 % came about that waiter
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Baker afeer a trip from Fort Franz
els. Ontario. To ~. Paul, to square his
conscience and surrender himself ~
a member ~ the gang accused vi ron
hing state fair buildings OF copper
wire. had n charge of grand larceny
placed against him. ana then walked
from the Central station free TO spend
the day with his mother. Mrs. Bertha
Baker In Minneapolis.
Baker. n ~ig-year-oid real estate
agent at Fort Frances, learned by
wire that his connection with the
state fair grounds robberies was sus-
pected By the police.
II took the first train ! a able I'd
get, Baker bid CHIEF OConnor.-St.
Paul Pioneer Press.
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M EARNEST LITTLE CHRISTIAN
AND THE FITNESS on TuINGS =

Ot the two Dutch steamship c'm-
panles operating between England
and Holland the one the general pub
lie depended on had lost an lis ships
except an old side-wheeler. which was
running between Qucoushorough and
Flushing When { CROSSED ON her she
Germans had just been getting IN
some hne strokes OF destruction. a
week or 80 later the last poor old use
fyl boat struck "a mine and went
down. Then for "a while there were
no boats M an.
Il was along about noon time that
the earnest little Christian appeared
making the most OF an unprecedented
opportunity. / was tuiklnE with a
war relief courier. e man who spent
his entire time travelling back amt
forth across that strip ot water e
human shuttle, carrying in safety the
threads OF business between two great
branches 81 o. -philauthropic Iustitu-
lion. He was a volunteer worker. tup
old FOR army service. and rejoicing 100
the chance that had been given hiui
10 do his bit" IN his Wuy
The arncst little Christian was on
his way 10 Holland to gather mate
RAILS Tor "a campa.uu 300 the iutercHf
~ Belgian refugees he. too. WAS %
volunteer worker. and vaH just SEQ -e-
riuus about 10 that. on that ship 1t
least. 30 is "a wonder ne didn't cuusr
o. riot. Perhaps he was a rciigiouI-'
rather than religious, since really re-
iEiOus persons are always quite high
~ intelligent.
lie did uot get after Wo. though
probably should have come next u Dr.
had been more successful with th'
courier. I had already observed HIM
going about the decks engaging vu'
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To the Flag

Q folds Of white and scarlet!
o blue field with your silver
starsl May fond eyes welcome
you, willing feet follow you,
strong hands defend You, warm
hearts cherish you, and lying
lips give You their blessing.
Ours by Inheritance, ours by al
legiance, ours by Affection
long may you float on the free
winds Of heaven, the emblem of
liberty, the hope of the world
Anon.
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SOMETHING PROMISED

"Of course YOU expect to reduce the
cost " living with that little two hy
four garden OF yours" snccrcd the
cynical person.
Not materially. replied the sub
urban optimist. but rye given away
several cans Of anglcworms dug up in
the course of my agricultural labors.
IL there Is such a thing as luck In
fishing and gratitude In the human
heart, may have some nsh for break
fast - birmingham Agc-lieraid.
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! LETTER FROM rrxcnor.

~
clifford Pinehot. who has made an
exhaustive study of food conditions,
declares In a letter addressed 20 the
Herald that the safety OF the country
at war rests In the hands OF the
farmers. The war against German
arms will be won or Loot In France.
but the war against starvation viii be
won or lost IN America. Tie letter
follows:
Milford. Pa. April &c. 1871.
Editor the Evening Herald:
In this great time. when every citl-
zen must do his part. the president
has made his chief appeal TO the mes
who I've OF the land. He is right in
doing 10. for the safety or our coun-
try just now Ia In the hands Of our
farmers. What I mean is not mereiy
our safety and the safety OF our allies
in the matter Of food. I mean that the
safety Of tho United States against for
eign invasion hangs on the decision OF
the farmers OF the forty-eight ssatos.
The two great weapons IN this war
are arms and starvation. The war
against German arms will be won or
lost In France--the war against star
walton will be won or lost in America,
The kaiser cannot whip the French
and English armies and the English
navy while England has food. Blu; II
IL HtiIl possible that the German sub
marines may be able to keep food
enough from reaching England "a
starve her into submission.
II the submarines win. the first
item In the kaiser's terms OF peace
will be the English fleet. with the
English fleet in his possession, the
kaiser viii be master OF his world.
what viii happen TO us then? Every
man who stops to think knows the
answer. We shall have money. food
labof. land-everything that Is de
sirnhie IN che world except the power
10 protect h We nave. Experts es.
AAAAANAt AfAAA IT VIII NAhf MN ilAflf AftAAAA
10 get ready to meet a German arm'
OF oven i50. 600 men. with moderf
artillery Under such circumstance
would the Germans treat ms hettol
than they have already treated Bol.
gium and France
Even n The armies 81 our allie.
should crush the German milital,
power this summer. before the short
axe of food can reach the point 81
want. tho world would still need vas
quantities Of American food. But {
they 40 not. ouly one course car
make us safe, u that IL to grow foo,
enough on our farms for ourselves ans
our allies, and to put ships enough OF
the sea 20 carry tho bod. in spite o
The suhma-ines, 20 the men who ar
fighting Fight
n tho war lasts beyond this sum
mer. II VII be the American farme'
who will win on los the war, who WI
overcome militafism and autocracy %
allow them to spread and control IN
world. ourselves included.
Thia IL no nnciful picture, but soboI
fact. Many q man viii make lisht o
IL until Ne comes 10 think Il oter. bu
1 venture 10 say that few will treat ;
lightly after careful thought. II lh nj
more impossible than the great va
itself appeared 10 be. only a Few day
before Il began.
a. BE- true that we can greatly in
crease tho available food supply on
~ eralh now used in making hpuoi'
ana uy roduoing household waste hh
when these two things are done. an.
aono thoroughly. they will not p
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SHOULD PROVIDE MoRE Cans.

one ~ the most important problems.
for the near future h. hoW to move the
crop In ease Gas IL hoped ana expected
under the presaire being hgought upon
IN farming community II should h"
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WHY THE EDITOR MD ~ THE
COAirBIN

The Guest Day meeting OF the Cary
club will be held at the home of Mrs.
l.. \. Frazee tomorrow afternoon.
Mrs. De Morchus Brown of indian
apolis will lecture on william Butler
Meate and the Garlic Revival Con
nersVille Und) Examiner.
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4. :. Ca,iI service Examinations.

The United states Civil service
Commission announces the cxamlna-
ton named below 10 he held az an
early date Application blanks ana
further information may DE obtained
from the local secretary, board OF clFll
service examiners, NJ the forest service
IN this city. Messenger hoy, A%lhuquer-
que. y NJ MAY 90. iei7. forest service
$3.50 per Junum.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-05-02

The dismissal Of two Russian Officers
for losing a recent battle indicateo that
the new Russian government Is In
earnest about winning the war.
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The fact hat the two men once
appeared On friendly terms does not
prevent Col. Roosevelt from wanting
to fight the German emperor.
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Colonel william ]. Bryan SAYS he -
willing TO go Il wanted. Colonel
Theodore Roosevelt says ne is going
whether wanted or not.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1917-05-02

Looking through the help wanted
column. Nick Romanoff is surprised
at tho number Of things he finds that
a car can't do
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Ono thousand Commanche Indian'
have volunteered for war service
Would not tina cause the enemy
hair TO stand on end7
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Women can't carry arms. but they
can plant gardens and let the plants
shoot.
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Henry 'hsuls baggage aud all oticr
things;
lie comes at your calling M hats on
their wings.
His motto IL promptncss; his service
II unc.
Whenever YOU want him lust phone
NINE-TIIREE-SINE.
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sou spc1kuu' Coz another passenger uu
thIs boat before we get to Hiuf.r
Lightship Ia drown YOU with my uv -
hands. I swear will Eleauur
Franklin tElu ,u the saturday Eyou-
.ug Post.
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Want 10 trade hat mule for a gas
NAEonp Try the WANT AID way.