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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09

Men have offered hp their ne0 ~
ne thousands upon the field Of battlA
but in the struggle for existence WOMAN
b continually Offering up her life for
man. If there is a mission OF mercy to
perform she undertakes it. Ii there y
suffering or distress to euccor her wh-
ling hand is always ready. II wretch
edness and misery need comforter
she IL, present. The faintest whisper Of
pain brings her az a pilgrim to ita
couch. and In the chamber Of death
she takes her place. assuaging the
hopeless sufferer with the comforting
assurance that there Is q home beyond
the grave free from the agony Of pain.
She suffers herself without q murmur
Or complaint. and the man that would
In the slightest degree add to 1t and In
crease the anguish that 1t IL her lot to
bear II beneath the Level Of the brute
II she should happen to possess Do
eects and faults. which every human
being has In greater or less degree.
let him compare them with her virtues,
and especially with his vices. and ~.
cry impulse Of his better being win
prompt him to overlook them and make
due allowance therefor. -Isid0r Ray.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Our Coal Resources.

Are our coal mines being exhausted
by their vast production? Not at rate
which need worry US or cause fears
that the next generation will freeze to
death. Nearly ten years ago compe-
tent engineer analysed the figures of
soft coal production and reserve and
concluded that II our output continued
to increase according to the growth
shown up to that time it would reach
a stable maximum of 1900, 000. 900 tons
per year about the year 2150 and that
100 years more Of production at that
rate would exhaust the known coal
measures of the United States!
Since he wrote production has ad-
vanced at q slower rate than he antici-
pated and important new deposits have
come to light. There should be no
waste Of our mineral fuel, but neither
Is there any occasion for alarm. An
thracite, Of course, Is another matter.
But even of that there is enough to last
for at least century.-Chicago Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
A Story of LonqfeIloSx.

In Longfellow's journal, In which he
chronicled daily things that came I'M
der his observation, he notes that upon
certain occasion he attended q
church where the minister took as his
subject Progress" He was very fat
tered when the latter quoted about
half Of the psalm of Life" After re-
peating the verses the minister said,
II could never read that poem without
feeling the inspiration with which 1t
was written" To this incident Long
fellow adds: But l had the conceit
taken out of me on the evening Of that
day, when happened to meet lady
at Prescott's and in our conversation
she referred to the sermon In the
morning and added, He quoted some
beautiful verses, but nobody knew
whence came the quotations.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
p.n,t q. Afraid Of Work.

Charles NJ. Echwab. the well known
master OF Bethlehem steel works, has
no more patience with the man who
works by the time clock than has
Adam Bede with his fellow workmen
who dropped their tools at the sound
Of tie whistle In his book Succeed
inx. With What You Have" be writes:
II have yet to hear Of one instance
where misfortune hit man because he
worked overtime. Not long ago man
was promoted in our works. How did
you happen to advance this fellow"
asked bis boss. WELL he explained.
I noticed that when the day SHIFT
went of duty this man stayed on the
Job until he had talked over the days
problems with his successor. That's
why The man who fails to give fair
service during the hours for which he
Is paid is dishonest. The man who Is
not willing to give more than this IS
foolish"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Dathtube and Bathing.

In many European countries tint
best people"-if you know what that
means bathe in water.
Spanish matrons have expressed
much surprise at my complaints about
the absence of bathing facilities in the
Madrid hotels. One lady, wife Of dis
tinguished member Of the cortes, told
me she "had herself rubbed down In oil
once a week, but never had got into a
tub Of water and never wOuld!'
My memory of London hotels goes
back to 1875, when there was not a
single bathtub in any hotel in that city.
A tin pan and bucket of warm water
was the only tub" and you were
lucky to get that.
And In that same period in New York
city the Metropolitan and st. Nicholas
hotels, supposed to be models Of excel
lence. were totally wanting In bath
rooms.
Admittedly, 1t is as difficult to imag-
Inc life without motorcars as without
bathtubs, but the former are less than
a twenty-year-old necessity, while the
bath was an institution long before the
times Of the Roman emperors.-Jultus
Chambers in Brooklyn Eagle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Hia Firs+ Golf Play.

d. Chandler Egan's first golf was
played on a three hole course In a
pasture back Of his fathers house, at
Highland Park, Ill. The former cham
pion and his brother laid out the links,
then invited their cousin, Walter, to
teach them the game. The latter tee
ing up ball on the first, hit 1t straight
Down to the broomstick which served
as a flag pole. The ball bounced along
the uneven green and disappeared In
the hole. Turning to his astonished
gallery, he remarked:
There, you see, 1t is very simple.
That is the way you do II" =.
Chandler Egan tried, but didn't sue
coed, and although he won the amateur
title twice, he claims he was never
able to equal the wonderful drive his
cousin made that day.-Golfers' Maya
zine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
The x-Ray Microscope.


There Is a method Of using X-rays
with the microscope called microra.
biography. The apparatus enables
person quickly and thoroughly to exc
anime the internal structure Of small
spaque objects, the dissection Of which
Tor microscopic observation is ordinar.
ny very slow and unsatisfactory.
30 clearly does the instrument 70
veal the internal structure of diatoms
and other minute organisms that speed.
mems apparently belonging to the same
species have In some cases been easily.
seen to belong to different species.
Moreover, the apparatus shows the
bones and other parts Of large animals
and fossils In extremely minute de-
tail 81
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
AMUSING, ERROR Of. PRINTER
ketxsr Heads Of Electric Company
Made to Read, UNITED States
Electric Lightning Company"

Sir Hiram Maxim, in his recently
published autobiography, says that
when he organized the United State;
Electric Lighting company its station,
cry came from the printer with the
head, "The United States Electric
Lightning Company" Later, in Eng
land. he told Of this mistake to en-
phazize the importance of getting the
stationery for his new gun company
printed correctly. When the first sheets
came to him, however, the English
printers had made his concern appear
~ 1.-THE Maxim Gum company"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Evoa Of Rubber.

Artificial eyes Of rubber are taking
the place of the old style glass optic
in Europe. The rubber eyes have the
advantage Of being unbreakable, and
a. they are Of pneumatic construction
they maintain an elastic contact BE-
tween the eyelids and the back Of the
orbitary cavity.
To make the new rubber product .
cast formed of liquid plaster Ii made
of the orbitary cavity, and from this
Is constructed an eyeball. the face be-
ing Of vulcanite. The front and back
parts are made Of soft rubber, there
being a space between the two parts
which is occupied by afr. making
the eyes neumatic.-Popular Science
Monthly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09

The stomach Of . camel h DIVIDED
Into four compartments, ana the waiA
Of these are lined with large ceiis,
every one Of which can Be opened and
closed at will BY the means Of, power.
ful muscles. explains q writer IN the
Presbyterian When 4 camel drinks
Il drinks great deal Indeed, It
drinks for such q long time you really
would think Il never meant to leave OF
The fact ID that It h not satisfying
its thirst but Il filing up IT. cisterD
a well One after another the cells
In it's stomach are filed with the va
ter. and a. soon az each b quite full
Il = tightly closed Then. when q few
hours later the animal becomes thirsty.
al that It has TO do b to oeep one
Of the cells and allsw tbe water b Cow
out Next day 4 opens one or two
moro cells, and % Il 900, On day after
day until the whole supply b exhaust.
ed In this cufasus way q camd can
I've ave o., even stx days without
drinking II al. and 20 = able % travel
quits easily through the desert where
the wells are often hundfeds q miles
anort ~
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Frenxied Fiction.


Take this dictation," ordered thu
great stock broker as the stenographse
entered his Office.
She did.
III ! tell all that I know" he began,
inside of two weeks there will not be
one member left in either the senate
or the house Of representatives. am
In possession Of Information
Il beg your pardon" interrupted the
stenographer, but aren't you overstat.
Ing the factsT
what Of itr returned the great
stock broker. II wrote series Of ar.
ticles that brought me notoriety once
upon a time. Maybe this viii help me
repeat the proposition"
For, being q successful business
man, he realized that advertising pays
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
New Federal Game Preserve.


By proclamation Just issued Presi-
dent Wilson has made the Pisgah ma
tional forest In western North Caro-.
lima. federal game preserve.
This is the first federal game pre-
serve Of its kind to be created east Of
the Mississippi river.
Deer, wild turkey and pheasants are
said to be plentiful, and herd Of elk
and one Of buffalo will be added this
winter.
Camping and fishing privileges win
be arranged. but no cunning allowed
In the forest, the idea being to, permit
the game to increase, drift out and re-
stock adjacent lands.
This is good move, and will reflect
credit on the administration If the pro-
visions are carried out and the pre-.
serve put under efficient guardianship.
New York Telegram.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
n.eSrs,sr D.-sssrar--'' 40.
So ,,,. geis kuowU soess

Ma 4s,sca king. tiie wei sno"A
.,s,s. was i nlan OF nerve as MsA .
,anius Que summer he was
.ovarnmeut expedition III inc IA s, So
so'e. - -, a.. war compelled 10 els
~. go f..r the most parG. f'inians
mi a.spesaaoes. .one night que -
Ana ,s..s..r,..s.. and sir. hlhs Hhe"
ma, n meant staaipeas q 'ne ~
.,,,.r u,4re .ugoged ~ 90 3ul'''il'ss'ss'
r., .nose companions on ""oe0
si',,,ee No could rely. overlook Tue ue
md ,aus.,d him IN convenient
Corr The runaway had supsls'eu ~.
three days Oh game. ana us $3.50
,orse was str,.aked vita D'oe" ,,o
the game hung on the Saddle i" -
and his companion rode haek, 'eu' .as
tb,. crimson stained horse WIZ q" -
.asorter's belongings and sand n'iiiihs.
Tna mon sent committee 70 ASK "nas
mad heeon,e of the desertef
zone" said Mr.. KING ihp'' s''' ~
where anybody else VINO 'iie. ~
.ar, vii, 20 TOO" The cosnmittee re-
,ired with a scared look, ana thers
go, M more desertions that trip'-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
etern.l t.mne.

A common superstition that the ~
clients possessed the art Of making
lamps which would burn forever for .
long time obtained, and It was claimed
that one such lamp was discovered In
the tomb Of Rosicrucius. Science, how
ever. has long set this. together With
other superstitions. forever at rest
Race 1t has been demonstrated that
re will not burn In . chamber ftso
whicA the air has been exhausted
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
A Moterear Race In 1898.

In 1895 few enthusiastic 'horseless
carriage" manufacturers decided that
the time was ripe for 4 race. As we
look back at 1t now the contest was Q
mechanical jest. The vehicles started
bravely and then stopped Iamely while
their drivers made repairs. Ono IN.
ventor followed his mechanical wonder
with team Of horses. The winner OF
the race had averaged the mad speed
OF seven and one-half miles an hour.
His engine, carefully tested after the
feverish contest was over, was found
to develop an amazing four horsepower.
-Waldemar Kaempffert In Harper's
Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Well Answered.

Every small town has its prominen,
citizen who appears before the cit.
fathers and talks right out in meet
In" Not every town, however, ha..
among its councillors a member with
sufficient moral backbone to answer
back, as did John Hammer Of West
ern town whose name is of no conse
luence. Concluding his arraignment
the prominent citizen hurled this thun
derbolt at the board: "rd sooner pu,
up as candidate for lunatic asylum
than put up for the town council.
well. you'd stand a much better
chance of getting H." dryly responded
Mr.. Hammer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
so,,,s.. asinfait In Hawaii.

soo,mcus aaiBfaif In HaWa"
e-ba rainfall on the island OF Ha"au
yories greatly, ranging from the enor'
mons .lownpour of 353 inches year
in tine upper Waipio valley to twenty
inches on some of the slopes OF f1uaia
lai The only surface streams On 'ua
island are found along the nof'neaS'
coast between lilo and kohaia. wa
nio river according to the united
s+gtes geological survey, is the iafeeS'
stream ON the island and has been part
* dsveloued for irrigation. AT hapc
be on the east point OF the Isi"n''
warm water flows from seams III 'ie
80 Ks .,rbese warm springs Tow mo
8 r,,ol about 100 feet long, % feet VIDE
and 20 feet deep. The pool rs enureiy
surrounded by rocks. and its color va
nos in shaGa from a beautiful Diue 10
violet. v-aiapeie or Green iaAe' Is
body of frash water in the PIT OF an
old crater l. aar Kapoho. This lake COW
ers an area of about FIVE acres and Is
fed bv springs below the surface. a
pumping plant tales water from tina
lake for domestic use and for Hr1S~
d..
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Electricity VS.. courtshlA.

A prominent resident at East Mia
street in Muncie was much vexed By
the repeated thefts of electric light
bulbs from his porch. One night he
kept watch and caught a well-kn0wn
young man unscrewing the bulb froEa
Its socket.
The young man begged for lenitv,
and said the light interfered with his
courtship of young woman across
the street. The prominent resident
thereafter did not turn on the veranda
light, and he was rewarded soon By
the announcement of an engagement
followed by June neutrality-suspicious..
apolis News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Inherited. N Il Were.

Professor-Yes. sir, your daughter is
pretty well grounded In French, but it
will, Of course, take some time and
trouble for her to acquire auency. Fa-
ther-Well, you know, that's rather
strange to me. l had an idea that
natural to her-Exchange
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Football and Matrlmeny.

''Weil, l wish him luck" said Mr..
Jones after reading in the paper an
account Of the wedding Of a popular
member Of a college football team.
"But," he added In a Illuminating tone,
marriage is very much like football"
Don't talk 30 ridiculousr snapped
Mrs. Jones. How can you compare
football to marriagew
why" replied Jones, at looks &c
easy to those who haven't tried It."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Church Directory.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at L. A. M. and 1870
Pm. REV. ). r. JACOBS.
Pastor
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Every Sunday IL
M. and 1880 Pa M except End Sunday
Mt. Jackson-Second Sunday II A
Nj. and 730 P. NJ.
New Market-lrr >lnday at 3 pm
REV. J. !. MCMURRAY.
Paste
LUTHERAN.
Every Sunday II A. Ms and 7.30
P. M. REV. S. w. KUHNS, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, II A. M. and 7.3O
P M. REV. ]. d. HAMAKER
ISCOPAL,I
There will be services in the Epis.
copal Church on End and 4th Sundays
at IL A. NJ, and on LIST and Bird Sun.
days at 1880 P. M.
REV. G. B. PALMER, Rector.
REFORMED
ST. Paul's Woodstock-2nda and 4tt
Sundays A. M. Every Sunday might
Calvary-1st AMI 3rd Sundays A M
REV. w. Fl. CAUSEY, Pastor.
ervices will be held at the follwing
places:
WHITE CHAPEL
Preaching every LIST Sunday l0:30
q. IN. 3rd Sunday 7:45 p. m.
Sunday school, every Sunday 9:3
a. m. Epworth League, every Wee
nesday 7:45 p. m.
OAK LEVEL
g Preaching I'd Sunday 1890 a. M.
4th Sunday 7:30 p. m. Sunday schoo
every Sunday'9:30 a. m.
SLATE HILL
Preaching 3rd Sunday 1920 a. m.
ELMER P. SLOANE, P. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
We, the Poopia.

Estimating the worlds population as
LOCO, OO0, 600, the whole human race at
present living could stand comfortably
shoulder to shoulder In an area Of 500
square miles.
Taking the number Of generations In
the past 5000 years as 200, the room
taken up by them all on the above
plan would be less than the area Of
the state Of Colorado. To bury all the
people on earth would need grave
yard little larger than that area.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
For Cro.p--Mothers--
Always Keep This Handy

xAs day q the Group scare II over
for those parents who wisely feeT
xoley'S Monty and Tar Compound In
rs home ready fog Instant use.
Mrs. Chas. Reitx Aliens Mills. Pa.
writes: II have used FoIey's Honey and
Tar Compound for the past eleven years
and would not be without it 1T has
saved me many doctors bill for colds
and Group"
II toward nightfal1 the little ores
grow hoarse and croupy. IL their breath
Ing becomes wheezy and stuffy. give
them Foley'g Honey and Tar Compound
Many = careful mother has been able &c
ward on an attack of spasmodic Group
BY its timely use.
II you are awakened by the hoarse
brassy cough that means Group. give
cncS II viii ease the little sufrerers
quickly. cut the thick choking phls0m
and soon they will have easy breathing
and peaceful quiet sleep.
jrAk1vsry User = . xzasnd.
Ill. WALTON = SHOOT i
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09

A correspondent inquiries whether it
Is proper to speak of Hawaiian as q
''Kanaka." The term is masculine. A
''Kanaka" is male Hawaiian. A
"wahine" is an unmarried Hawaiian
woman. A "wahinemare' is a mar
ded Hawaiian woman. These defni-
tons are from the Hawaiian diction-
ary.-Bellingham American Review.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
me NOM coatlx Hair.

Every year, two or three days after
the fete of st. John, a market Of hu-
man hair is held at Limoges. Girls,
matrons and old women from the coun-
try around bargain to obtain the best
price for their tresses, which are shorn
off in the market place. White hair al.
ways fetches the highest price, because
the color cannot be produced with dyes.
1t is often worth $50 per pound. Gray
hair comes next in market value, then
faxen colored, golden auburn, light and
dark brown, in that order. The cheap
est Is black ha;r.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Should Dissemble.

you claim to have loved and lost"
"Yes." 81 -. -
yet you go around with perpetual
grin on your face. When you have
loved and lost, Difference to the lady
makes It proper not to appear to Be
too cheerful loser"-Louisville Cou-
ner-Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Balky Machine.

"Do you want me to watch your au-
tomobileT' asked the boy.
YES" replied Mr.. Chuggins. "And
II 1t tries to start up and ran away
don't stop 1t. Holler for me, and I'll
take chance on overtaking 1t and
getting the first ride I've had for three
or four hours. "-Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Explained the Matter.

Papa-I'm surprised that you are at
the foot Of your class. Tommy. Why
aren't you at the head sometimes, like
httls Willie Bigbee? Tommy-You
see, papa, Wille's got an awful smart
father. and guess he takes after him.
London Telegraph.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
The Captive.

The Captive.
'They tell me Maude Burlocks is 60
ingto be married"
You're misinformed. Miss Burlocks
is going to marry the man who is going
to be married. Your difficulty is that
you don't know Miss Burlocks"-Balti-
more News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Knew the Brand.

"Is that Landseer, Mr.. Croesusw
asked the visitor, pausing before the
painting.
"No." replied the host; reckon It is
q Durham. See how broad 1t is be-
tween the horns. and see the color and
curl on its forehead. That's a genuine
Durham sure"-Exchange
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Ella Ia1aAd.

In the prehistoric days Of the Amer
1can continent the Indians called what
Il now Ellis island, the immigrant sta
tion in New York harbor. Kioshk,
which In English meant Gull island.
The tribes thereabout had some strange
traditions about It.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Mean.

Hell am really surprised at DR..
White. After being our family doctor
for years and treating me for all sorts
Of things, and to think Of all the mon
ey we've paid him too!
She-What has he done?
He-He wouldn't pass me for the life
Insurance company!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Around the cireI

Around The Circle.
I'm my time declared grandma,
girls were more modest"
II know" said the fippant girl ut
was q fad once. We may get hack to
ik"-Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
She Was Safe.

Little four-year-old Mabel was rum
ming downhill, holding her dress tight
ly.
"Be careful" called her mother. 'or
you will fall
"Oh, no, won't" replied Mabel.
"'cause I'm holding tight to myself"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Clear Air.

The air Is SO clear at Arequipa. Peru
that from the observatory at that place
$3.50 feet above the sea. black spr
one inch in diameter placed on a viii
disk has been seen on Mount Chars.h
nj. distance Of eleven miles. throu.
thirteen Inch telescope :
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09


A middle aged man stopped at the
subpostofice In the north end and
asked II there was anything for the
MurphyA
mo. there is not" said the man at
the window.
Anything for Jane MurphyT
mo"
Anything for Anne Murphy
"No."
Anything for Bob Murphyr
mo"
Anything for TerryY'
"No, nor for Pat nor for Dennis nor
Pete nor Matt nor Edward Murphy.
There Is nothing for any Murphy, dead.
living or unborn, native or foreign, civ
ilized or savage, male or female, black
or white, franchised or disfranchised.
No there is positively nothing for any
Of the Murphys, either individually.
collectively, severally. now and for
ever, one and inscparable."
The little man on the outside Of the
window looked amazed and then in Il
persuasive voice said, please look and
sec II there Is anything for P. J. Muir
ply. Columbus Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
Bound to Explain It.

"Say, pa" asked Willie sweetly,
"what does chopping sea chop?' !
81 guess" answered his father
thoughtfully, 1T must be the sea-
ard"-Philadelph Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
An Outsider.

Suitor-Your daughter, sir-well. err
that is-she told me to come to you
she says you Pater-Quite SOL uE.
derstand. Let's see, are you Mr. Bron.
son or Mr.. Wibbles? Suitor-Why. In,
Mr.. chkiss!-Cleveland Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
In the Dime Museum.

what did you do with my Their
mometer?" demanded the doctor who
had been called in to attend one Of the
freaks.
II swallowed 1t, doc" answered the
glass eater Thought 1t was my med
icine."-Pittsburg Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-03-09
hcr Odd MAY.

Giies-My wife is queer woman
Miles = Indeed! Giles g Yes. Why
when she has occasion to drive taos
she uses a hammer instead of hail
brush.-Chicago News.