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Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-02-12
Many Army Enlistments.

Army enlistments are still high.
The army recruiting stations also
were open for business all day yester-
day and the headquarters Office at 526
South State street remained open un.
til / o'clock this morning, and numer-
Gus applications were received
A large number of applicants, be-
cause CT some slight physical imper,
lection, are being saved TO all three
branches-the army. navy and marine
corps-thru treatment at the expense
OF various charitable hospitals.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-02-12
Countryside PIacarded.

It developed yesterday that the navy
department had sent out scouts ahead
of the recruiting parties to placard the
countryside, appealing to the farmers
to join the navy.
The recruiting officers starting out
this morning will travel in groups of
threes and fours. In every place
where there are no permanent recruit
ing stations special emergency de-
pots will be established. These depots
will be maintained in the respective
cities, towns and villages for several
days in each case.
The farmer drive" is one phase OF
the nayy's plan to get Immediately
$4,000 more men, bringing the service
up to the strength required 10 man
the present warships for war service.
The divisional headquarters recruit
ing station at 1870 North Fifth avenue
and suhstations remained open all
yesterday. No men were accepted be-
cause ii was Sunday. but many appli-
cants will return this morning.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1917-02-12
EXPERIENCE OF ILLINOIS
WOMAN. H.f
Was Thin and Weak But -Weifht
Increased Eighty Pounds. \

Danville, Ill.--"I am clad to ten
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

their home. This is their first child,
and congratulations are in order for
Mr.. and Mrs. Red"
Representative Pulver this week
signed contracts with the Colorado
Springs Gazette, covering the new
Denver Mailers' scale. The Telegraph
contracts are expected in day or so.
Harold Eighmy, one of No. 49's
residents at the Union Printers Home,
is expected in Denver this week. He
returns to have his family doctor per-
form an operation.
The uniform burial service of the
l. T. U. presented to the Baltimore
convention by Denver delegates was
used last week in Colorado Springs
for the first time in this state. Chap
lain W. n. O'Day of No. 81 recited
the service at the funeral of Charles
Vail, formerly machinist on the Rocky
Mountain News.
Dallas (TeNas) Typographical I'm
ion is considering being a contender
for the 1918 l. T. U. convention,
Scranton, Pa, is already in the field
for the same honor.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

called up Sid Hogeboom a couple of
weeks ago and urged him to come
help the boys on the Post, since they
were short handed. At least Sid says
that it was c. n. S, and who are we
to deny it?
Following No. SIS settlement with
the Post Publishing company and the
Denver Publishing company, contracts
were submitted to the Denver Express
and the Colorado Springs Gazette and
Telegraph. One has been returned
signed and favorable action is expect
ed from the other two papers within
a few days.
The News cut off one insert this
week. 1t is expected for the present
time at least that their former two
magazines will appear under one COW
er.
Meeting next Tuesday night.
1t was reported to US that Fritz
Schaf was seeking the services of .
dancing teacher, but with Mrs. Vernon
Castle appearing in local filmdom We
suppose that a seat in the bald-headed
row for each performance should be
sufficient.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

metal pot attachment, the first to be
installed in Denver The machine
performed in true exhibition style for
all corners.
A charter has been issued to the
printers of Ration, n. NJ The officers
of the new local are: E. H. Briggs,
president; Raymond Blackburn, vice
president; Roy D. Ramage, secretary
treasurer; Willis K. Brown, sergeant
alarms. One-year contracts and la
bel agreements have been signed with
all offices in the new jurisdiction The
union was organized by Representa-
tive Frank ]. Pulver of Denver.
James T. Huffman, printer favor
ably known in every mining camp
from Alaska to Arizona, is now in
Trinidad, ''formanizing" on the Free
Press.
Charley Jones, operator, has re-
signed his position at the Eanles Bros,
plant and returned to the Trinidad
Chronicle-News.
A model 19 Mergenthaler has been
installed at the institution for the
deaf and dumb at Colorado Springs.
Frank Foster, well known member
of the l. T. u, has recently been
placed in charge of the printing de-
partment OF this state lnslllutioii-
The Colorado Springs high school has
also started a class in printing with
a member of No. So as instructor.
Harry Sherman has been in Pueblo
for the past two weeks, assisting Law
renee Mathews in turning out a big
catalog at the O'Brien Printing COM
pany.
Cards have been received in Denver
announcing the birth, at Tacoma,
Wash, of Robert Cornelius James.
Young Robert will further brighten
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Bert W.
James. Mr.. James was one of the dele
gates from No. 40 to the San Fran
cisco convention.
E. B. Crane. formerly of No; 40, is
now located at Julesburg, Colo. A
recent letter brings the Information
that DR.. Stork left fine baby girl at
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
LEGAL NOTICES
rrnIIC TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, GersOn Gurin. by ,,s deed ,o,1 q
trust. dated the 25th day or May, lsS+' W
~ The records in the office Of the Clerk ana
Recorder of the City and County OF Den
Trnst,,s in and for the City and County Of
Denver. Colorado, the following deSSrneH
real estate In the City and County OF Den
tcsn lA in Block numbered -Four t4l,
Ayondale together with all improvements
thereon. which deed OF trust was made to
scrur,, the payment Of his four promissory
notes Of even date with said deed OF urust;
for the aggregate sum OF Ihirtt,n t'ar iunIreS ~
Ncttie Iackuer, one two. three and five
wears respectively. after the date thereof
mum until paid, interest payable quarterly;
MS Is more particularly set forth in said
deed Of trust. reference to which Is hereps
made for greater certainty: and. -
Whereas, The said Gerson Gpriu. and an
persons claiming by, through or under
him having dssSS'ed % nd IN thS Sr,ppsipai since
August - 1915; taxes for the year lHia
amounting TO SNs; water rent i9s ,S tne ine
cal holder OF said notes. having elected on
account Of said default to declare said
notes unpaid. due and payable; and,
Whereas, the said Gerson Gurin departed
this life more than one year prior TO the
date hereof and no letters testamen'afS r,i Sr Sr
County court having jurisdiction OF SAID
matter; a., .-,,,,,, ->,,,,s,
Of Nettie Lackner. the legal holder Of said
notes pursuant TO law, l, the undersigned.
Public Trustee In and for the city aud
County OF Denver, Colorado, do hereby
give notice that l will. at the hour OF 10
O'clock in the forenoon OF
MONDAY, MARCH 9TH, 1917.
at the fremont street front door OF the
Court House. in the City aud County OF
Denver, Colorado, sell at public auction, to
the highest aud best bidder for cash, the
said described premises, and all the right
title and interest of the said Gerson Gurin,
his heirs and assigns therein, for the pur-
pose OF paying the Indebtedness secured by
said deed OF trust, and the cost and eN-
penses OF executing this trust and will de-
flyer to the purchaser a certificate OF sale
as provided by law.
Datd at Denver, Colorado, January Slst.
HENRY A. HICKS.
Public Trustee In aud for the City and
County of Denver. Colorado.
First publication February Srd. 1917.
Last publication March Srd, 1917.
(Published In The Denver Labor Buletin.)
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
AWAIT ACTION OF
SUPREME COURT
Continued Prom ras. oneJ

Casey by anywhere from 10000 to
$4,000 majority, when the mine bosses
got orders TO deliver them TO Temple
ton, n Penrose "gumshoe' man who
was his opponent
How the Trick Was Turned.
Men were sent by the bosses TO the
employees in each mine, and the miners
were told that they must ask the
election Judges to let them be "as-
sisted" in marking their ballots. 9th
erwise they would not be allowed to
come back 10 work. The bosses then
posted one or more of these assist
ants at each polling place, and as the
miners came up to vote they went into
the booths with them, and the assist
ants marked the ballots for Casey's
opponent Casey was beaten by 5000.
The number of votes thus marked by
the bosses agents, or purchased out
right, is estimated at 10000 to $4,000.
II is anticipated that the United
Mine Workers of America will be
watching this Wilkes Barre district
at the next election, and that Casey
will come back with n rush.
Old Age Pensions Up.
Representative Isaac Sherwood Of
Ohio brought up his old age pension
bill before the house committee on
labor on Saturday. but failed to get
much encouragement ms to n favor
able report. His scheme is simply to
pay from the public treasury n weekly
pension Of 81 to all persons sixty-five
years of age or older who are Amer
lean citizens. have worked thirty
years, and have other income not in
excess Of 5000 n year.
This question of old age pensions
was brought up in the Republican
caucus Of the house, during the week.
when Representative Gardner of
Massachusetts, who is trying to get
himself considered leader" pro-
posed that the party should favor
compulsory arbitration, compulsory
military training and old age pen
sions.
Representative Nolan of San Fran
cisco asked Gardner why he wanted
old age pensions, and Gardner replied
that Il was something for nothing
and SO would be popular issue with
the masses. Nolan inquired whether
Gardner did not know that the work
crs created the wealth of the country
anyhow, and that pensions would SIM
ply mean that they were taking back
n little Of what they had been giving
during all their working years, to So
ciety The man from Boston couldn't
see it.
Let Uncle Sam Do II.
The American Federation of Labor
of labor men in the new house will
be able to do some effective work
in forcing men as blind as Gardner to
discover that the workers of the coun-
try want some of it back" in old age
pensions and in better pay and short
er hours and other ways.
Abe American Federation of Labor
is going to demand, next session, that
all munitions and warships and gov
ernmcnt-owned merchant ships be
built in government plants, under fair
conditions. As an item in this pro
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
NfAILERS.

John Mulligan is reported out of
the hospital after having been laid up
a couple of months with a broken leg.
Charles Pierce has returned to
work after an absence of two weeks.
On account of pressure of other
business, Jabe Cassidy has given up
his position on the Post and is now
subbing in that Office occasionally.
Our latest recruit is another X. C.
boy He doesn't seem to be much of
night owl and so we have to apollo
gize for not being acquainted with
him as yet.
Unwilling to leave town before he
had proven to No. that he had their
interests at heart, President Smith
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
WANT LEMIEUX ACT REPEALED.

A delegation representing tn e
Trades and Labor Congress of Canada
urged Dominion officials to favor the
repeal of the Lemicux industrial dis
putes and investigation act, which
prohibits strikes in public utilities for
thirty days or until commission has
Investigated. The unionists oppose
the compulsory feature of the law and
said that the delay called for gives
opportunity to employers to secure
strikebreakers. 1t was also stated
that the arbitration boards provided
for had often failed to give the work
ers justice.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
RELIEF ISASKED
OF CITY FATHERS
CONTINUED From Page oneJ


reliably informed that there are now,
and has been for sometime past, an
average of from 300 10 500 empty coal
cars in the railroad yards of Denver
every day.
Consumer Must Make Good.
When the congressional committee
held its hearing in Denver, Colonel
Ownsby, a prominent mine owner and
operator, testified before the commit
tee that he was forced to furnish coal
20 the Santa Fe railroad for forty
cents a ton. There is no evidence that
this system does not still prevail. By
forced il is meant that some mines
are compelled TO furnish railroads
with coal below cost of production in
order TO secure shipment for the trade.
OF course the small consumer is made
the victim Of this system and has to
pay for the losses caused by this
rule of the railroad companies"
II was made clear to the council
committee that the organized working
men of Denver look to that body to
provide n remedy, even to the extent
of establishing municipal coal yards.
Several other representative labor
men present added their testimony to
the argument presented by Chairman
Houston. among them being Otto F.
Thum. Ed. l. Doyle, Ray Louderback
and S. p. Oplinger.
Retailers Up Against II.
John DeSellem, retail dealer, told
the committee that the small coal
merchants of Denver were up against
il to secure sufficient fuel to supply
the demand even at the prevailing
high prices. He said that the coal
operators fix the retail prices for
Denver and that when the price of
coal is raised twenty-five cents per
ton the retailers only get FIVE cents
of this amount. Several speakers rec
commended that the city lease some of
the state coal lands and operate a
mine of its own.
The hearing lasted for two hours
and acting Chairman Zimmerhackle
said in conclusion that the judiciary
committee would take the matter un-
der consideration, perhaps entering
into an investigation of the coal situa-
tion here.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

reliably informed that there are now
and has been for sometime past, an
average of from 300 10 500 empty coal
cars in the railroad yards of Denver
every day.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
LADIES' AUXILIARY MEETING.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Carson to Be
Hosts on February 6.

Depressing from the usual program
of afternoon meetings, Ladies' Auxil-
iary to Denver Stereotypers and Elec-
trotypers Union No. IS will hold its
next session Tuesday, February 6, at
1880 p. M, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Car
son being hosts at their home, 4219
Bryant street. Each member is urged
to be present and bring her husband
on this occasion.
Roll call will be responded to with
brief anecdotes Of Lincoln and WASH
ington.
Mrs. II. T. Ganung will read paper
on Conflicts Between Labor and Cap
ital."
There will be three topics open for
general discussion, Strikes" "Union
Labor" and "Boycotts."
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03
Suitchn1en

Local Lodge No. 35, Switchmen's
Union of North America will give its
seventeenth annual ball at the Nichols
Dancing Academy, l247 Broadway, on
the night of Friday. February l6.
This will be the last grand ball before
Lent, and, as usual, will prove an eve
ming of rare enjoyment for those who
attend. Tickets are fifty cents.
rangements consists of w. II. Horn,
c. E. Muenchaw and J. A. Weiden-
hamer.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

ARE TO JOIN REGULAR UNION.
The United Cloth Hat and Cap
Makers Union of New York has sue
ceeded in inducing an independent or
ganization of 600 members to join the
bona fide trade union movement.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

gram it wants n government steel
plant, from ore to finished products.
AS the parties are balanced in the
house, it ought to get what it asks.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

FEW MECHANICS ARE IN PEN"
In an address in Philadelphia, War
den McKenty of the Eastern pcniten-
tiary stated that of the 800 inmates
of that institution only per cent are
trained mechanics.
Denver labor bulletin., 1917-02-03

WANTED-S -Situation-General book
binder, paper cutter, finisher, paper
box maker, library edition work. Will
go anywhere. Address VIM. NJ. James,
General Delivery, Denver.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25

'oh ralo, MlVn MenOnltu v James,
vile shofel do zakladi. Ml5n byl
postaven v roce 1908 a jest to po-
druhe co vyhofel. Bylo v hem ma
1000 tun mouky a skoda Sc paci
ma $4,000. Mennonite ma jafe pc.
stavf mlyn novS.
Wagner, 22-Pfi nedavne schulz
okresnf komisafi vyhlfdIi mfsto
pro novy Court House v Lake Ar
des, a Size v bloku jihozapadne cd
knihovny. Jest to nejvyssi polo
ha We meste a budova Sc tam bu.
de pekne vyjimati. -Manzele Vav
finkovy Sc pro zimu odstehovali
do Hot Springs, Ark.
Utica, 22.-F.J. Fejfar, star5 a
chvalne znamy. osadnik zdejsi, jenz
Sc pied nedavnem ~odstehoval do
Grand Junction, Colo, Sc svou
dcerou, pf. Hollenbeckovou, pfse
znamym, Re Sc mu tam lfbf a Re "a
ten kratkf Gas mu pfibylo ma vaze
til libry.- Phi schhzi direktord
zdejsf banky, +. A. Wagner byl
zvolen "a pfedsedu a Anton Wal
Ia "a kasfra.
Sioux Falls, DIR. G.. G.. Red
field, novy spravce kaznice, ozna
mule, Re pfistiho jara Dude ueinen
pokus pestovati zde konopi, z ne
hoz Sc vyrabf spagat do samovaza-
eli. Doposud trava ia byla peste-
ma pouze ma ostrove Yucatan, TAX
Re kdo provazky vyrabel, musel
Sc spolehati ma trust. Drive stale
dilny konopi So IS sto liber, a ny
nj stoji S15.25.
Jista %spoleenost Sc dala inkorpo-
rovati S kapitalem patnact milionG
dolarG, a hodla zffditi velke elek.
tricke strojovny u Velkeho Zahy-
bu big Bend), jenz Sc naleza asi
40 mil jihovychodne cd Pierre, a
u Maleho Zahybu, jenz Sc naleza
ash 80 mil severozapadne cd Pierre
oba ma fece Missouri. Strojovny
by hnal proud feky Missouri a e.
lektrika by Sc rozvadela do rGz-
nych NEST v obvodu strojoven.
Tyndall, 22-V fijnu roku uply-
nuleho, v Owatonna, Mimi, byl
ukraden Ford, Kratce ma to jaky
81 mladfk karu prodal v Yankton
"a 5000, a kupec ma to j prodaI j.
nemu v Yankton. Tento j prodal
jistemu farmeru 6 mil ma Jill cd
Tyndall, ktery s nj jezdil a hlavu
81 S tim neldmal, az najednou pfi-
jel z Minnesoty serif, patflGne po-
vefenS, a karu 81 jednoduse wal.
Zdejsf kupec must pro penize k
tomu v Yankton, a ten zas ma to-
no cd nejz karu koupil, atd. az Sc
pfijde ma toho co il koupil cd zlo-
deje.-Pi. FIR. Olivy byla vzata do
nemocnice v Yankton, v nedeli by
Sc p~odrobila operaci ma zlucov6
kaminky. Jeji STAY Sc 20 operaci
zlepsil.-Anton Pavlis, bydIfcf w.
chodne cd mesta, zemfel nahle IA
ledna kdyz uklizel Ia dvofe. Po-
hfeb Sc odbtval II. z presbyterni-
no kostela v Tyndall. Obfady Wy
konal Rev. Nj Filipi, a ~poznstatky
pohfbeny ma hfbitove Il. G. b. j.
Zesnuly Sc narodil v Cechach a co
hoch 10 rokI starry pfijel do teto
zeme S rodiGi. Byl AZ roxy star a
zanechava zde manzelku a 8 deti.
JistS ytipkaf chteie 81 dobrati
jiste danny, povida: Poslouchejte,
kdyby kterykoliv muz Sci pc ulici
MAZE hlavu nakudrlinkovanou, a
~naveseno ia nj ocas z Rocky a ko-
houti hlavu, a ma jedne strane hla.
Wy zastrGen6 male koste a druh6
kosik cibule a dive pentle tervene-
no platna til yardy dlouheho, byl
by sebran bez okolku policistou,
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25
bydlf ma sever cd mesta, jela S po-

bydlf ma sever cd mesta, jela S po-
ltshem sama do mesta, nezndmy
troubovity automobilista do nj cd
zadu vrazil takovou prudkostf, Re
kocar byl rozbit ma kusy a zena
vyhozena v bezvedomf M zen kde
zdstala lezeti, az ma stestf tudy jel
pan Putnam, ktery j pfivezl do
mesta; jinak by byla zmrzla, ne
bot byla citelna zima. Byla dana
do zdejsi nemocnice, kde Sc zotavi
la, a jest nadeje, re to pro nj nebu
de mfti zISch nasledkd. Troubo-
witty iezdec doposud vypatran ne
byl, a take kdyby byl prozrazen,
neskodilo by mu asi pet let kazni-
Co. Frank Bdrta, ST., jenz bydlel
ma jih cd Dante, pfenechal ffzenf
sve fanny synum a odstehoval Sc
S manzelkou do Omahy. Zdravf
obema neslouzilo.
V lete, jak Dude pamatovdno, Sc
udalo zelezniGni nestesti II m9sta
Trip, phi nemz ash 100 tulakn BY
10 potluceno, kdyz kary v nichz
kradli jizdu Sc pfevrhly. Pc ne
stestf, zraneni h6bove byli zaveze-
nj do nemocnice v Yankton, kde
lekafi je osetfili. Kdyz ale pfislo
ma plat, zeleznice SO vymlouvala,
re jfzdu h6bove kradli, a jeff zod-
povednost tim konci. Okres Hut
Crimson take nechce platit, a uvadi
re trate byly v mizernem stavu,
iinak Sc prF nestesti nemuselo pfi-
hoditi, a ma spatne trate ma prf
dohlizeti stat, kdyz ne zeleznice, a
tim padem pry by to mel zaplatit
stat. Legislature by m6la prosa.
dit zakon, by to byl trestni pfeGin
krasti jizdu ma zeleznici, "a pax by
tolik lumpu nejczdilo.
Frank Nousek, jenz pfitomne SC
naleza v Tyndall, byl zde minulou
sobotu "a dcelem prodani sveho
domacfho nabytku, ktery zde u
Rich. Celmra jeho manzelka zane
chala. Ohledn6 tragicke smrti je-
no manzelky, ktera Sc otravila v
hotel O'Brien v Tyndall, pred ne
jakym casem, kde pracovala v ku-
chyni, sdelil nam, Re kdyz sem
sam pfijel z Philips, Wis, byl do
hodnut S manzelkou, Re jakmile
nejaky domov zde zafidi, necha j
vedet, ably "a MIN pfijela. Brzy
ma to j psal, by pfijela, a poeital
neil ona vse slozf, Re to venue ne
jaky cas-. Mezitfm onemocnel ma
vyrazku cd jedovat6 travy a musel
Sc odebrati do nemocnice v Yank-
ton, a psal j co Sc stale, by nejez-
dila. Ona vsak jiz byla ma ceste a
psanf nedostala. On vsak mel "a
to, Re psanf obdrzela, a tim Sc ia
Ike da ~vysvetliti, re jej nemohla ma
lett, kdyz S jeho malym synem
sem pfijela, az konetne Sc setkali
We Scotland, kdyz on byl propus-
ten z nemocnice. PAX j sdGlil, re
hodla odjeti a zabrati pozemek v
Montana, a il obstaral misto ma
hotel v Tyndall, ujednali, jakmil6
neco v Montana Made, re il necha
ved6ti. Pc prvnim dopisu il ne
psal, coz ona 81 poGala vysvetIova-
ii vselijak, a doslo ma to az Sc wa
la zivot. On Sc to pax dozvedel "a
vratil Sc, by Sc o syna postaral.
pxopto;ta en- Il KnStSl. ~ M
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Pfeptejte Sc j. F. Kostela o no.
We 2Oti poplatkov6 poiistce II Iu-
ternational Life ms. Co. ktera Sc
spojila S U. S. Annuity, u~tvofivsi
jednu z nejsilnejsich s~poleGnosti ma
zapade. Pojistka plati Is procent
dividendh v prvnim roce a kdyz
kupon.y sc nechajf u spolecnosti,
jest zaruGeno re pojistka Sc vypla-
tt V Is. letech. Necht vam jedna-
tel HOSTEL vysvetli dolozku v padu
zneschopneni. Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25

Oznamuji v~efejnosti, re kazd6
no dine budu kupovati dru-
be- ma sv6 drubeznick6 farme ved-
lie vefejn6 skoly. II budu platiti
nasIeduiici ccny v penezich:
Jarnf kufata, libra 10-1lc
Stare slepice 9-lOc
kachny a busy lOc
Stare kohouty Csc
Opafene busy a kachny 1870
Tyto ceny jsou bezn6 a podleha-
j zmene.
John F. Mikolasek. Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25

Wagner, 20 -Minulou sobotu
veGer, kdyz pr. Johna Finke, jenz
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25
RHINE zprdvy.

Oznamuje Sc, ze pfedminulf pa
tex rano, MIN MenonitG v James.
vile shofel do zakladi. Ml5n byl
postaven v roce 1908 a jest to po-
druhe co vyhofel. Bylo v hem ma
1000 tun mouky a skoda Sc pacf
ma $4,000. Mennonite ma jafe pc.
stavf mlyn novS.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1917-01-25

Jisty vtipkaf chteie 81 dobrati
jiste danny, povfda: Poslouchejte,
kdyby kterykoliv muz Sci pc ulici
MAZE hlavu nakudrlinkovanou, a
naveseno IA nj ocas z Rocky a ko-
houti hlavu, a ma jedne strane hla.
Wy zastrGen6 male koste a druh6
kosik cibule a dive pentle terven6-
no platna til yardy dlouheho, byl
by sebran bez okolkI policistou,
ale zen6 to predetermined tim ma
zenske klobouky. Dana odpove
della: Mate pravdu, ale kdyby ze-
ma sla do mesta Sc zapachajici d5m
kou, doutniktm nebo cigaretou v
Istech, Cumela ma rohach a chvis-
tala "Gu tabak', pc vsem, klela ia
ko starry vojak, a jinak nestydate
Sc vyjadfovala, a potacela Sc ma
sledkem velkeho nakladu V hofeJ
Sim stoku, byla by hned bez cavi-
XII sebrana policistou. Muz1m to
ale projde. Vtipkaf hned zahy-
bal "a roh.