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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Bert kitson autoed down from
near Audubon Sunday after his
wife who had been since Wednes-
day at the home OF her parents,
Ed Young and wife in the country.
They returned home in the afternoon
accompanied by their little niece,
Clarabelle Donaldson, who will re
main there several days during the
illness of her mother
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26
INSOMNIA.

Indigestion nearly always disturbs
the sleep more or less, and is often
the cause of Insomnia. Eat light
supper with little if any meat, and
no milk; also take one of Cham ber-
1ain's Tablets Immediately after
supper, and see if you do not rest
much better. For sale by
Kearney Pharmacy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26
SPRING.

Spring is looked upon by many
as the most delightful season OF
the year, but this cannot be said
of the rheumatic. The cold and
damp weather brings on rheumatic
painss which are anything but pleas
ant They can be relieved, however,
by applying Chamberlain Imminent
For sale by
Kearney Pharmacy
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26
Kearney Pharmacy.

Miss Cecil Kilgore and Miss Rog-
gy were visitors in Guthrie Center
over Sunday at the home of the
formers parents. They returned Sun
day afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs
George Scott I'M the auto.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

"The Eagles Wings is true to
life-gripping, absorbing, alluring
genuine and wonderfully portrayed.
Palace Theater. Thursday, May 3
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

The young people of Gray and
vicinity who walked in on Mildred
Signal last Wednesday evening en-
joyed them selves Immensely, the
occasion being the young Ladies
Birthday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Miss Mildred Morey was guest
of friends in Brayton from Satur-
day until Monday morning.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Miss. Darline Markley of Manning
came down Thursday afternoon AND
visited over Sunday with her Grand
Parents.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

April the % is the day.the ladies
of tneUnion Baptist Church will
hold their apron and handkerchief
sale. :.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Nv. NJ Essington who reside:
near Brayton, was business visit
or in this city, Monday morning
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Miss. Helen Dorsey, who resides
in Highland visited Saturday until
Sunday with her trends at the
Forester home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Sam, Keat was an Omaha visitor
the first of the week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

j. A. Rutherford and family went
to Jefferson Sunday, and visited
with Mrs. Rutherfords sister.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mrs. Chas Garmire went to Audu
bon Friday to have some denta
work done.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mrs. Wahlm of Uail is visiting
with her daughter, Mrs. j. A.
Rutherford and family
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mr. Hatlin, the piano tuner is
in the city this week tuning pianos
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Miss Mewhitter, the trimmer at
the E. D. Cotton store, was unable
to be ON duty the fore part of
the week on account of sickness.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Carl Ross returned home from
Excelsior Springs Mo.last Thurs
day where he had been for some
time taking treatments for Rheumat
ism.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Miss Donnie Linn was Manning
caller Thursday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

H. B. Packard was in Manning
Friday on business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

| Mr. and Mrs. Jess Markley OF
Manning visited relatives in Gray
/; last Sunday. o
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Will Brandhorst went to Carroll
Tuesday and brought his wife home.
She had an operation. last Satur-
day morning. She is getting along
as we'll as could be expected.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Hansen, Mr.
and Mrs. Nickolai Petersen and MI
and Mrs. Pete Hansen visited Sun.
day afternoon at the Peter BecE
home
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mr. Morris and daughter, Dorthy
Nwece Manning visitors Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mrs. Lake Ulrich visited in Audu-
bon between trains Thursday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Les Dorsey and
family OF near Anita spent Sunday
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hi
Heath. They made the trip in their
car. -.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

John Shaw went out to oman;
the first of the week and brought
back two Ford cars.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Iona and Willie Peppers and
families visited Sunday with theil
mother and sister, Myrtle
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26
Local Items

Mrs. Leroy Hensley and sons visit
ted Sunday With their relatives, Mr.
and Mrs. Clarence Drake and fam
lily. 2
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

C. o. Hunt was taken very sicl
Saturday with stomach trouble an
Sunday was very low and tw
physicians were in attendance. He i
much better at this writing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

g. L. Copeland went to Benton III
Monday to be gone for some time.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

] Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Murphy re-
turned home from Harlan Sunday
evening. :.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mrs Jay Shingledecker was an
Audubon caller last Friday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Peter Jorgensen was a business
visitor out of town over Wednes-
day night, returning Thursday morn
ing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

-Raspberries or Blackberries 2;
plants $1.OO GIooseberries, Current;
$1.00 per dozen. W. M. Bombergel
Harlan, Iowa.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Donaldson and Forester expects
to receive new Butch car within
a few days for SALE They report
that a train load is expected to ar
rive in Omaha in short time and
they have been allowed one from
the load.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Theodore Patty, daughter Idah
ard son and Mrs. Will Bush autoed
to Atlantic Sunday. They attended
meeting at the Congregational
church while there.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mrs. G. C. Christensen and dau-
day with her parents.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Dir. Becker was up from Allan
tic Thursday, on professional busin-
ess. -.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

See Kommes Bros for Sterling
Disks and all kind of Implements.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Charley l.aursen returned to Exir
Sunday. He had been working for
the Denison Brothers with the road
several weeks and has resigned his
position. ..u4.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1917-04-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Willis Workman
and son, of Lorah visited from
Saturday until Sunday with her
parents, Martin Jensen and wife.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1917-04-01

rgepafra and should iaho no hostile
action until we are adequately pfepnf b
I'd. such course D. abicct submlr
sion OF war with Germany after ,hii
war ~ over.
~ We fiKht We must act with thofr
who are nov fighting Sermany Tho
result viii be quicker and surcf the
outlay and hazard less We viii b
nt the council board when the terms
~ peace are adjusted snd VIII have
friends and not stand lFUlafed when
the war ln over ~ we have unsettled
lrsnca with Germany nnd have no pirt
in the tfcats az peace chen God hcip
the inited siaiDH
THE only way 90 improve ihf burden
~ national defense ie by universal
uAihinp. and when necessary, nriHe
By universal service u u not demo
cfntic "a icnte tho sacrifice 60 hc hnfnc
alone by volunteer
% h. Haid thaf President Wilson VIII
merely pfrHrni the facts o. tonFicsH
and make n0 recommendation de-
npf believe o. The American people
lrspk for leadership I believe uur Pres.
idrhi wiii lfHh courlgeuualN BOP BE- waf
,hnt Americans Nho arr iptrIH NJ th'Ir
souliIY tsu proudly follow
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
SAYS WINNINGS ARE TAXABLE
Internal Revenue Collector Declares
Uncle Sam in on All Games
Of Chance.

San Francisco.-Uncle Sam is deal
Ing a hand Of showdown and it looks
like Il stacked deck.
Joseph J. Scott, collector of internal
revenue for the northern California
district. has officially decided that all
winnings" are taxable as income I'M
der this years income tax law. lie
says profits Of card games, bets or
other kinds of gambling come Under
the head of speculative gain" and he
wants his share.
SO when you draw that card that
makes them "all blue" Uncle las his
hand in the pot; when your ten to
n shot comes through" he is stand
ing beside the bookmaker; and when
you pull for a "seven or eleven you
will hear him pulling with you.
Scott says the law will be enforced.
Stewards and managers of downtown
clubs have been asked to cooperate
with federal agents to figure the
amount of individual profits of mem.
brrS who participate in games OF
chance.
But by a strange inconsistency the
tax law does not work inverscly. Win.
nings are taxable. but losses are not
deductible. It's a fine little game OF
"hcads I win and tails you lose" with
Uncle Sam.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
WHAT GOOD WIFE SHOULD BE
Traits Harvard Graduate Students
Think Desirable in a Marriage.
able Girl.

Boston.-What Harvard graduate
students think are the desirable traits
in q manageable girl has just been
discussed and the composite opinion is
expressed in the following:
She is attractive, graceful and
healthy, but not necessarily pretty.
She can dress ta%stefully and enter.
tain anyone and make him (or her)
feel at ease.
She can make bread as well as fudge
and cake us we'll as "rarebit."
Her dancing is not necessarily the
latest, her tennis is not necessarily ur
to the standard, but she is appreciative
Of the dance and of the sports.
She is broad-minded, sympathetic
t%actful, unsclfish, optimistic, thrifty, OF
good disposition and moderate in all
things.
She can stand reverses without
worry.
She is gentle to children and kind tt
older people, especially her parents
She has a broad education, but not
necessarily a college one.
She is modest and true and home
loving.
She has a good social standing, is o1
a religious nature and is not too PROUD
to pray.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
MANAr~woRk7

"What is the meaning of the old
adage. about saving, wood and ..ssasyfssk
nothing" asked the innocent mai4.sE
at means that there is a man on the
job" replied the dispenser of home.
grown philosophy.
"And why could It not refer to-
woman as well as a man7' asked the
|. m. 80
Impossible" answered the local
philosophy dispenser. II woman hetsd
to saw wood the world would certainly
hear of it."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
MILK FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN
Supplied by the City Of Denver to Pu.
pills at Cost of One Cent
a Glass.

Denver, Colo.-Milk at one cent a
glass is being furnished to pupils at
the Webster school, where the first
milk, station in Denver public schools
has been established. Pupils who can.
notsa6ord to purchase the tickets will
receive them free, as many Of the chill
dren appear undernourished.
sStraws are furnished with each glass
Of milk and the girls wash the glasses
as soon as they are used, being recon-
pensed for the WORK.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
PACIFIC COAST HUNS
WITH SHIPBUILDING

San Francisco.-The volume
of ship construction on the Pa
cific coast is now five times as
great as is months ago and Is
times as heavy as three years
ago.
This became known from data
gathered by Il local shipping pa-
per and forms the first complete
record of shipbuilding activity
on this coast.
1t is conservatively estimated
that the total amount represent
ed in ship-building on the Pa
cific coast is upward of $12J,-
O0O, 900.
The total number of ships
building or contracted for at
private yards on this coast is
13S. or these. rs are steel
steamers of from $500 to 10000
tons. and CO are wooden ships.
or the latter class 40 are motor
ships Of Il new type.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Safety First,

The Cook-Oi'm afther givin' yez no
tice thot Oi'm goin' t laVe.s.mum. ~
The Mistress-Why, what's the trou-
BILE, Jane? Are you dissatisfied With
your work or your wageaY
The Cook-Nayther, mum. Me work
do be azy an me wages Is plenty. :sbnt
Oin not sthand fer 81 NANNY av thin
dudes a-callin' on yer daughter, num-
The Mistress-But they do not inter
fere with you, do they7
The Cook-No, mum. But Ofm
afraid payple will be. afther thinkin'
some av thin is a-callin' on mss.W
dunno. -.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Unbiased Criticism.

"What do you think I ought to get
for this painting?" asked the young
and unsophisticated artist.
"Well," replied the matter-of-fact
friend, II think any judge would be
justified in giving you at least six
months"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Rapid Transit.

Hiram-Josiah bet Siras a dollar
that he could pick up q hornet and
carry it across the street. -
Siram-Which won7
Hiram-Well, Josiah got across With
the hornet, but Siras argues that. the
hornet lifted him about twenty f66tI:o'
the way.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
SUSPICION

"Do you favor the suggestion that
doctors abandon the practice of writing
their prescriptions in Latino"
I'm a general way, I don't suppose it
makes much difference" replied the
confirmed invalid, shut sometimes when
I think my physician is merely jollying
me along I certainly would like to know
what Latin words signify bread pills
and sweetened water"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
About the Size of II.

"The road to fame is not only rough,
but it is all the way uphill" remarked
the moralizer.
"Yes," rejoined the d%emoralizer, "but
let u man start down the hill, and he
will find everything creased for the
OCCASION"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Domestic

"After ALL" said the extravagant
wife, ut certainly pays to buy the
best"
ooh, it does, eh?' sneered the long
suffering freightpayer of the combina-
ton.
"Of course it does," she replied.
"Just look at this gown that 1 paid
$500 for. I've worn it three times al
ready and it looks as good as new"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Marks of Beuiuerency.

Can you tell by the bumps on a
mans head what sort of disposition he
has?"
Psychologists claim to be able to do
that. However, a person of ordinary
intelligence can sometimes tell by the
bumps on a mans head what sort of
disposition his wife has"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
ALARMING Svmptoms.

(. "Dubwaite's bachelor friends are
troubled about him."
"Why 500"
"They are beginning to think he is
irretrievably lost to them"
"Still, I don't understand"
although he has been married for
nearly two years, Dubwaite's interest
In his club has not yet revived"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
A Rare Bird.

Couldn't stand prosperity, chi"
"That was the trouble, poor fellow"
SNOW, that's the difference between
a man and a woman. Did you over
hear Of a woman who couldn't stand
prosperity" NC,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Deacon'a Wisdom.

"Next Sabbath" said Parson Brown
Il am going to preach on Economy
"That being the case." rejoined. Dea.
con Smith, ut behooves us to take :ur
the collection before the sermOh,'.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
With the Minstrels.

Tambo-Mistah Bones, can yo' all
tell me de diff'rance tween er honey.
comb an er honeymoon?
Bones-Ah done GIBBS it up, Mistah
Tambo. What am de %diff'rance?
Tambo-One am q numbah oh small
cells, an de othah nm JUS one big sell.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Glad Tidlnos.

MADAM Zira, the fortune teller,
must have had some good news for
you"
Correct" answered the man who
issued from the mystic portals with a
broad smile on his face. II own ,this
shebang and business is so good. che
has leased it from me for anotherss1tx
months, rent paid in advance" =
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
The Execution.

Myer-Did you ver happen to know
a woman who was good at figures?
Gyer-Only one
Myer-And who was she?
Gyer-A dressmaker.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15

We approached a seedy-looking indl-
vidual on the street corner
Prosperity" we observed, %consoling-
ly, "has ruined many a man."
"Wcll, I'd just like to see it ruin me-"
he answered b%oastfully.
Perceiving the uselessness Of our
sympathy, we discreetly withdrew.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Truth Comes Out.

Comes Out.
Brown-Don't get gay or I'll be
forced to pound a little sense into
your head.
Green-Huh! It would take a dozen
like you to pound any sense into my
bead.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15

Here is q doctor who looks out for
the welfare of the 100000 vol
umes of the New York public library
system. '
In Der inspection Of the thousands
Of invaded books Miss Rose Murray
dons q huge apron with sleeves and
wears a cheese-cloth veil with holes
cut for eyes. Then she is ready to
deal with her patients: In rebuilding
books to prolong their usefulness
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
OPTIMISM.

The old world we're living in
Is pretty hard to beat;
Every rose may have its thorn
But amt the roses-sweet?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Asked and answered

What do you work at?" she queried,
eat d%odging," the tramp replied.
AT lodging what?" she asked again,
Work." he answered-and died.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Just So.

The Maids marriage a failure1
The Grass Widow-Well, I think /
n better to have bossed enSa thal
MAYER to have been married:
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Won't Burn,
What He Had Missed

Darling he said tenderly, "you az,
the only girl I ever loved"
"Well," she rejoined, "all 1 got t,
say is you have missed a lot Of fun"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
Sure Thing.

Sure Thing.
DO you think he ever s%uccessfully
fooled his wife9'
Il know it. Didn't he marry herr
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15

Scan you remember the last time
you slept in a bed?" ..L~
well, las night I slep' in a onion
bed" stG:
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15

Il always SEE right out RAat
thinks" }s
Oats no lie, but youse needn't over
tfnk yourself on my account. Tn tire
hearin' yer already" $50
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1917-03-15
His Experience

Peckem who had loved and won,
Once let this sentence fall: $
"'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than ave to have lost at all"
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-05-22
CONSTIPATION
And Sour Stomach Caused This
Lady Much Suffering. Black
Draught Relieved.

Meadorsville, Ky.-Mrs. Pearl Pat.
rick, of this place, writes Il was
very constipated. | had sour stomach
and was so uncomfortable. I went TO
the doctor. He gave me some pills.
They weakened me and seemed to
tear up my digestion. They would
grippe me and afterwards it seemed
was more constipated than before.
] heard of Black-Draught and de-
cided to try it. found it just what
needed. 1t was an easy laxative, and
not bad to swallow. My digestion soon
improved. got we'll of the sour stom-
ach, my bowels soon seemed normal,
no more gripping, and | would take a
dose now and then, and was in good
shape.
| cannot say too much for Black
Draught for it is the finest laxative
one can use"
Thedfords Black-Draught has for
many years been found of great value
in the treatment of stomach liver and
bowel troubles. Easy to take, gentle
and reliable in its. action, leaving no
bad after-effects, it has won the praise
Of thousands of people who have used
It. NC-135
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-05-22
MIDDLEBURC

Merchants hereabout are having
trouble supplying farmers with navy
beans for planting. We hear of sew
eral farmers, on the ridges are cut
ting out tobacco and are planting
beans in its stead. This is commend
able and much more patriotic. :,
The meeting at the Methodist
church which had been in progress
for a week closed Sunday night
There were no additions but Rev. F.
T. Kelly preached fine sermons that
were helpful to the membership.
William Myers ad ID. c. Allen were
here Thursday looking for fat hogs
They bought as head from Judge
Lincoln Wells.
Candidates for county honors are
either planting corn or doing some
thing more useful than running over
the country bothering those who are
trying to do something. They are
making themselves real scrace around
here.
Miss Essie Haney did not surprise
many of her very best friends by
Shining off to Stanford and getting
married. Most of them had gotten an
inkling of what was going to happen
and were prepared for the news
when il came Mr.. Roberts is to be-
congratulated on winning so lovely
a woman as Miss Haney. She was
one of our best young ladies and has
a host of friends who wish her un-
bounded happiness.