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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
La e~nfermedad del general Robes.

DesconSoiaGorcS. aunqUc no Pesl-
mistas. son los informes que rccogl
mos aye ae la salud del senior &c
neral don J~uvenc,o Robes, del cial
hcmos vcnido informandG que Sc
halla poStrado On CANA. presa &c
una penosisma enfermeiad rec:en-
temente agravada.
L. casa de. General Robes Sc
ha visto. con este motive, vista "a
por muchas personals de su amistad,
que constantemente estan lrfor,
mandose de. estado que guarda el
delicado p~aclente.
e. senior Dr.. Cara Aldape, cue
es eli medico de cabecera del AUDI
do general. nos informo aver que
del anallsis practicable en- IA sangsc
del enfermo. Sc habia venldO Ell CO
nocimiento de que el general 70
bles padece un paIudismo cronico
de dificil alivio; y como, ademas, Sc
ha pr~esentado IN CASE grave de IN
fecci6n Intestinal. hay tcmores de
que IA enfermedad no pueda com5a
tirse con ell exito Y IA prontltud de
seados. en- virtud de que va ell &C
neral Sc halla bastante ~agobiado por
los amos Y su espiritu ha decade
mucho por los r~ecientes desengan2S
sufrldos en- ST. vida militar.
Sin embargo. Sc espera que con
las inyecciones i~ntervenosas de gu
nina que Sc lie estan ]pontendo,
asi como con el eStricto tratamlento
medico j que Sc lc ha sujetado,
pronto ~reacclone la 'Sangre Y a!eJe
TODD peligro dc complication en- C!
corazon o en- los rlnones, que actu2!
mente Sc e~ncuentran muy expues'
tos.
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Funciones de propaganda.

Hoy. tarde Y noche, Sc vertical
ron en- el teatro Majestic de cSta
ciudad, las funciones que Ia junta
de damas de la Cruz Roja America
ma, ha organizado a beneficio pro-
PIC.
La lucha en- Francla" es el THU
10 de Ia pe~licula que ocupara la pan
ta!la cinematografica en- am5as
funciones, que deberan empezar, la
de la tarde, a las dos Y media, y ia
de Ia noche, a las ocho en- punto.
El boleto de entrada vale veintl-
cinco centavos en- todos los s!tlos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Fanecimiento

Antier, q ias cuatro y media &c l."
tardc. f~a;,ccio en- el enc de Ia lyle
STA catolica, la sonora dona Elisa
Miller de Contreras, esposa del Sc
nor don Francisco Contreras. MEM
bro de las ~socIedades Union" y
san Fernando" de esta localidad.
Los f~unerales de dicha seaora Sc
e~fectuaron aver a las cincO &c Il
taric. en- q pance6n de San Fer
nando. haDienGo salido el due!o.
compuesJo en- 81 mayoria de ami
gos Y companeros de! senior Contre'
ras. de Ia casa de Ia eXt!nta, sta en-
Ia Avenida Saunders numero il3I.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Concerto en- ell Beethoven Hall.

Orgaaizada por IN grupo de ale
names. nac.onalizaGos a~mericanoS,
endya verificatlvo ei proximo jus-
-es, a .as ocho ounce de Ia noch5,
IN concerto musical, en- e. Beetho-
zen Hall, de esta ciudad, sito en- IA
calle de South Alamo.
e. programa ha SIdo cuidadosa-
mente seleccionaldo. y en- el tomaran
2arte los mejores elementos artist
COS de que Sc puede dlSponer en-
ssta ciudad. no dudandose, por tai
concepto, del mejor cxito del fest
:aI, prcparado por los eIemeG;oS
gesm2no-americahos mas caracte:l.
zaGos de San Antonio, con obJeto
Ic alegar recursos a Ia socledaG Ge
IA Cruz Roja Americana.
Entire las personals que flguran
IN c, programa, figuran Ia sehorita
HIEiegard Wagner, soprano; Ia Sc
nora Frank E. David, mezzo-sopra'
no; y eli senior Oran klrpatrik, que
IS IN tenor afamado.
Toeara Ia orquesta de la San An
tonic Mozart Society,"" que eStaca
Iir.g!da por ell Sr. Arturo Claassen.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Son nomb-adas las eozlisiones Pa'a
Ell Bale en- eli Casino Mexicano

Segun dijimos en- nota anterior
81 sabado 10 de los corrlentes ten
dra Iugar el bale inaugural del Ca
sino Mexicano. floreciente agrupa-
ci6n social que ha logrado reunir 4
la gran c~olonia de nuestros naclo-
males. Residences en- San Antonio, J
ma .ogrado grandes progresses
en- ell corto tempo que lleva de es-
tablec;da.
UItimado va TODD 10 necesario,
concludes todos los preparedness,
I;s,os para el bale en- los salones del
nueyo local del Casino, en- "a ultima
iunta de Su directiva Sc acGrdo
2ombrar las comisiones que han de
fungir durante Ia soire de! sabado,
comisiones que quedaron ~integradas
lie Ia Il siguiente:
Comision de ~obsequio: Presiden-
re. Francisco Alatorre. Sres Oran
c. Holt Othon Paez, Vicente Fer
nandez. Ramon Hernandez. Alberto
Montoya. Ezequiel Quijano, Manuel
Maduro.
Comisi0n de Reception: LadlSlao
B.azquez, r. Compton, Ricardo Da-
villa. Jose Quiroga, Rodolfo Cara
.Aldape, Adolfo Riveroll, Manuel
Lopez, S. Saracho.
Comisi6n de Vigilancia: PresldeA-
te, Lie. Salome Botello. Sres. lsidro
Fornes, Chas Bonds, Carlos Cas-
tillo.
Comisl0n de Ornate: Eduardo
Chaoa. Guillermo Willis, Guillermo
Wade, Rodo.fo Cara Aldape, g.
Agulrre Y Fierro.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
ell muerto un
''Lenador del Mundo"?

Hoy dehc abrirse la averIguaclon
correspondence en- cl caso ocurrldo c!
ultimo sabado err Ia noche, 4 las ll:30,
en- ell caro- No. $50 del ~tranvia
cue CORE al West End, aplaSto a IN
individuo, destrozindolo de tai name
ra fue impossible SUI Identification
Immediate, pero cerca de donde ell ac-
cidente tuvo lugar fue encontrado I'm
iibro del Campo Huizache No. IS &c
la conocida institution Lenadores del
Mundo, el cual llevaba el nombre de
S. H. Quinn, por 10 que Sc crey5, luc-
go, que este pudiera ser ell nombre dc
ia victinla Y que cl libro lie haya per
tenecido.
E. iuez R. Neil Campbell orden9
que el cadaver fuese llevado a Ia Riebe
Undertaking Company, entire tanto sc
abre la averiguacion ~necesarla.
Nick Ortie es el nombre del moto-
rista del CAIRO que tuvo parte en- ei
accidente Y dip, en- ST. pr!mera decla-
rac;6r. que el iAdividuo que result5
victima del accidente, iba sobre los
rie.es antes de que ell Sc Giera cuenta
de su presencia y que tcdos los es-
fuerzos que hizo para detcner el caro-
fueron intitile5 para impedir Que las
ruedas pasaran sobre ell cucrpo del in
dividuo dicho, destrozandole completa-
mente.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Para Mexico.

Con rumbo a Ia ciudad de Me%l-
co. sali6 aver de esta ciudad Ia Sc
norita Paz Marion. hermana del re
putado pianJsta mexlcano Luis Al
fonso Marion, que ultimamente h"
dado en- 6sta, con gran eXlto arts
tlco. una serie de conciertos en- los
Tue ha puesto patente su valor CO.
no ejecutante e Interpretation.
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Operada con felicidad.

Aver en- la manana sufri0 n de-
l;cada operation en- el Hospital de
Santa Rosa. de esta ciudad, Ia Sc
nora dona Maria Gonzalez, esposa
del sencr Felix Gonzalez. vecino De
ia poblacion de Muzqulz. del Estado
de Coahuila, Y que Sc e]ncuentra
aqui desde hace algunos dias con
motive de la enfermedad de ST Sc
nora esposa.
La operation fue practicable por
el doctor SalomG CARA Aldape, con
enEera felicidad, y puede decirsc
cue Ia sonora ha pasado de TODD pc
ligro y Sc encuentre ahora en- IN
estado magnifico que hace esperar
su pronto alIvio.
Mejorados.
In POGO mejorados de la enter
metad que ,os Eene pOstrados en- c.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15

81 esti v. eufriendo de alsuna de lar enfeS.
nedades peeuliarcs de loS hombrcs, dcbe v.
escribir lueSo p;d;enGo nuestro Vslieso Libro
Gratis. de 96 ~pagiaas. Ests esc.ito en- len
guage te.so y llano para que 10. enticnia cua!-
ouiera persona y Sc asroveche de sus ccnse-
jos sanos = desintcresados. Los hombres que
trataa de. recuperar su Salud, su E.erza y ST.
Vifalidod haliaran este Libro Gratis exccp-
eionuimente interesantc > ~valioso. lie dice e
v. porquc sufren los honbres y como podc-
mos tratar csos easos con TODD exito. Que
ren,os que lea ". "a yerdad sobre csss enfcr-
medades, en- nuestyo Libro Gratis, y cue jug
gge v. 20. 81 misn,o despsss. 81 esti v.
dehil, n~erviosc y aso.sdo y sus osssncs cor
poreIe. as.Sn enferTnos, hsllsrS v. gran eon.
sueio y avuda en es.e Libro MSdies ~InstIue.
tive G in:aresantt. MeIderosEV. SO nufnbre
complete y 81 direction, escritos cen ell,idsd
y le nandsreraos .stI Guia para L. Salud,
porte psgsdo. Embellishments ffAtis, en- Gus
5iertn sencillA : ain gus Sc ohlitus " a aaSa
por pedir4a. q .
DirisirseA
DR.. :. Russell PRIZE CO...
y. as,-s 8. :CIIIton st, tChiescr,m
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Llcgaron:

Mr.. NJ. A. Graham, de Commerce,
Texas.
o. H. Remmert. de Austin, Texas.
D, N. Fierro, de Laredo, Texas.
A. Echevarria, de Laredo, Texas.
J. NJ. Warner, de Houston, Te'
VOC =
W. E. Rogers, de Cincinnati,
Ohio.
Manuel Rique!me. de Eagle Pass,
Texas. 2
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Fiesta d~epc-siva On % Amy Post.

e proNTo saoado, 4 las diez dc
IL manana, tendra .ugar an los *
--enos ~adyacen5es 4 los cuarte!cs
ie! ej5rcito americana en- el Army
Post. de esUa ciudad. una fiesta de-
portiva a beneficio de Ia Cruz Roja
Americana, consistente en- carCeras
lie ca0aIIos Y en- unas maniobras mi
l~itares, bajo la direction del gene
raj Parker.
L. fiesta, q "a que han sido in:;-
cadas conocidas personals de Ia 50
ciedad de San Antonio y los mas al
.os empleados de Ia Administrations
local, ~empezaran 4 las Glez, fiJandc-
Sc 81 preclo de entrada en- c~incGen-
a cantavos. 2 efecto de que todcs,
tlcos Y poores, esten en- c~apacldad
de II para animarla. contribuyendo
con su obolo al foudo de "a Cruz
2oja para los fines humanltatlos
que persigue.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15

ma desie hace algunoS dias, Sc err
cuentran los senores general Manuel
Gordilla EScudero V esposa.
Ambos ]pacientes, que Sc Vteron
en- extreme delicados hace POGO, Sc
sienten ahora en- IN periodic de re-
lativo alivio. Y Sc espera que pasen
pronto los males que les agobsan
actualmente.
Ell doctor Vazquez Gomez es ou;en
ha atendido a dichos enfermos, Y,
segdn parece, ell empeno tornado por
dicho facultativo comienza a dar los
meiores resultados.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Para Monterrey.

Con rImbo q la ciudad de Mon
rerrey. sali6 hace pocos dias de est
ciudad. la respectable Sra. Dina. Ace
Ia Y. VIDA. de Cara.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Sociales Personales

ciudades de Texas, hemos hablado
durante los ultimos dias, Y eilos ma
~nifiestan que estan prontos a ais
tarse en- e. ejercito, para formar
parte de la expedition que. 81 el con
greso 10 aprueba, llevara a Francia
el Coronel Teodoro Roosevelt.
Solo esperan que la question Sc
resuelva en- las camaras, para e !
nirse a los que accompaniment ell ST.
expedition, Y al popular eN-presl
Gente de Estados Unidos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15

Despues de una penOsa enferme-
dad. que 10 tGvo postrado en- CANA
Dor espacio de ocho dias, el Senoi
don Luis Hurtado, gerente de Ia
Patent Development Company, dc
esta ciudad. Sc encuentra va COM
p.etamente restab.ecldo.
e. senior Hurtado ha salido a IA
Gale y reanudado sus labores ell IA
Importance oficina que es a su car
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ATENeiON! MuCHACHOS DE
ESCUELA!

7'odos los que sepan hablar Espanol
e Ingles Y q~uieran TRAFALGAR al ter
minar ell periodic e~scolar, pueden II a
uuestra oficina y dejar su aom5re y
direction. Nosotros les c~onsesuire-
mes coIoeacion SIN COBRARLES
NADIA.
NJ. L. OSBORN EMPLOYMENT co.
1916 W. Houston ST.,
SAN ANTONIO, Tex.
(Adv)
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
\ Beneficio de Ia Cruz Noja
Americana.

Esta nOche. en- el Beethoven Hall,
5eHdr lugar I'm concerto organizato
por las damas que forman Ia Cruz
Roja Americana, cuyos productos sc
destlnaran q aumentar los fondos
de eSta suannitaria institution.
FL programa es seIecto, Y q 81
desargollo contribUran muchos de
los principales artistas de San An
tonic, pOr 10 Que Sc espera que Ia
fiesta teRga in exito complete, Co.
mo todas Ia que snteriormente ha
organizado Is mlsma agrupaci6n.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
Il s
G0nOrrea

Gotta hItiitar. Debilidad Sexual, Impotcneis.
y:rilidad Perdida, Vieios Seerctos, Ncrviosi-
lad, Expenditures, Ncurastcnia, Enisionee
Sosturnas, Intermediates Genito Urinarias,
Gsi cono males del Estomago, del H;gado,
vej;ga y Rinones, todos estos males pueden
tratarse con exito con toda rescrva en- gu
propia casa J con muy POGO costo por medic
dc los Tratamicntos C:entiiSos, Modernos v
Aprob:do. que usamos nosotros.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15
De viaje.

Aver sali5 dc San Antonio, con
Gest,no . a capital de Ia r~epuhll>a,
81 Lie. ". Nonsalve, que durante al
gun tempo radlc6 en- esta ciudad.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15

RICDLTO

AGRICgLTORES
En- la region minera mas RIGA dc
Nuevo Leon, Sc vende hacienda de
doce dias de aqua de medic buey, con
La tierras de labor correspondence.
Para informes dirfjanse- .
GREGORI0iLOPEZ ~
P. O. Box So Laredo. TEXAS;
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1917-05-15

Cus ndo necesite libros en- espanOl di
a Ignacio z. Lozano!-120
Y Sta. Rosa Ave.-San Antonio. Tex
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Con la expedition de Roosevelt.

Con algunos ~jovenes americanos
dc san Antonio : de aIgunas otr@s
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Mejorados

Tn POGO m~ejorados de la enter
metad que .os Eene ~postrados Ell ca
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Miaht Happen AGAIN.

Mrs. Euphemia Johnson was attend
ed by confidential colored friend oil
her own sex when the railroad com
pany called her in to effect a cash set
Element for the death of her husband
killed on his honeymoon.
Mrs. johnson had clouded her fea.
lures with heavy veil up to the time
the corporation attorney had men
toned the sum, but when he produced
the bills she threw back the badge OF
mourning and gazed eagerly on the
bundle that flashed, green and yellow
in thick streaks.
The lawyer withdrew after the
signing of the release and the two
were left alone.
"Euphemia," said the companion.
Il suppose you'll be gettin' married
again, now that you're so rich"
Euphemia paused with thick
thumb halfway to her mouth for
moisture and reflection.
EFF All DO" she observed before
resuming the counting Of the roll,
It'll be some pusson on de Seabode
Ayeh Line"
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
USES FOR FAMILY UMBRELLA
Mind of Woman Devises Two Ways in
Which Rainstick May Be Pressed
Into Service.

Two novel uses for an umbrella are
told Of in recent issue of Popular Me-
chanics Magazine. The mind Of wom-
an devised them both.
Picnickers desiring to 60 in bathing
are often handicapped by the lack Of
convenient places to change clothes. An
umbrella and some paper muslin pro-
vides light portable tent that is prac-
teal and inexpensive for such uses.
Cut the dark paper muslin into as
many nine-foot lengths as there are
sections of the umbrella. Sew these
strips together. At each seam tie a
string about a yard long and a stout
cord Is feet long to the handle to hold
up the tent. For use open the UNI
brella, invert it and to each rib tie one
umbrella and suspend it from a tree
or other support, weighing or tying
down the other end.
A clothes dryer that can be easily
carried will appeal to travellers and
persons living in small quarters. An
umbrella, four yards of strong wrap
ping Irvine and several small brass
rings are required. Knot the rings
into the Irvine at intervals, measuring
the distance between the rib points of
the umbrella, and hook the Irvine to
the points by the rings, providing con-
siderable drying space for small arti-
cles. Hook the umbrella handle over
suitable support or tie it carefully
to the supporting pipe Of a light fix
ture in the middle Of the room, ready
for the articles to be dried.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Where Life Is Cheap,

'"You found out that there is a ire
mendous lot Of people living in Kan
sas City, didn't your" asked old Riley
ReZzidew.
'There is heap more Of 'em living
than it looks possible there could be-
when you see the thousands of motor
cars that go ripsnorting up and down
Grand avenue" grimly replied Burt
Blurt, who had just returned from the
Big Burg. "And with sewers blowing
up under 'em, footpads smuggling 'em,
people falling out Of seventh-story
windows on 'em, elevators dropping
'em into cellars, and all this and that,
b'jimminy, I wonder everybody that
lives in Kay See six months amt dead
long before the end Of that time p
Kansas City Star.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28

q larger scale than anything ever at
tempted, will include not only books
and pamphlets, but also posters and
handbills, circulars relating to the
navy, army, war savings. national
economy, and other matters arising
from the war. Even cinema films will
be included in the record.
Much Of this literature has already
disappeared, without leaving even
record Of its appearance. Some stray
copies may exist, half forgotten. hid
den away in drawers in private houses,
and it is the purpose Of the compilers
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Mans Best Friends.

Accent issue Of the Canadian For
estr, Journal, published by the Cana
dian Forestry association, contains an
interesting article on the damage
wrought by insects and the increasing
and successful warfare carried ON
against insects by birds, certain ami
mails and reptiles.
1T has been estimated" says the
Journal, ''by those who give this cues
ton study and thought leading into
actual statistics that, were there no
friends allied by nature, in the great
struggle between man and his enemy
insects, that in three years there would
be no life left on the earth. Vegeta-
ton would disappear first, and animal
life would accompany and follow it.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
"Skiddinq Jane"

A certain distinguished and noble
member of the cabinet applied for the
use Of government motorcar the
other day to use on business of ma
tional Importance" as the phrase goes.
He was sent car driven by a very
smart and attractive looking chauf-
feuse, says the London Chronicle
About four or five hours later his lord
ship appeared in a towering rage and
asked what they mean by sending him
woman who drove in a most reckless
manner, endangering his life from the
moment he got into his car.
ooh, they must have sent you Skid
ding Jane!' said the officer In charge
nonchalantly.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
A Timely Reminder.

"I'm going to town this morning."
said Mrs. Twobble, at the breakfast
table.
"Well," replied Mr.. Twobble fret
fully, "what about it?''
IT expect to get some little things"
permit me to offer a suggestion,
madam. Be sure that the prices of
those little things are not out Of all
prohortion to their size"
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28

have an eight pound baby girl. know
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound saved me from an operation
which every woman breads. ~ Mrs.
NELLIE F1sHBACK, 1921 Christy Ave.,
Louisville, KY.
Everyone naturally breads the SUI
geon,s knife. Sometimes nothing else
will do, but many times Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has saved
the patient and made an operation un-
necessary.
1fyou have any symptom about which
you would like to know, write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, tor helpful advice gwen free.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
How His Name ORIGINATED.

Mr.. Lynch and his friend were dis
cussing family names and their his
tory.
How did your name originator
asked the friend.
ooh, probably one of my ancestors
wfs of the grasring kind that you hear
about so often. Somebody gave him an
'ynch' and he took an L. Christian
Register.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
That Was Different,

II want" said the grim-faced COM
mander, "a dozen men who will give
their lives to their country" The en-
tire regiment stepped forward. The
commander selected twelve.
"Now," said he, you are to hold this
position until you are wiped out"
But we shall be killed! - quavered
one.
did you not volunteer to give your
life to your countryY' asked the COM
mander sternly.
ooh, 1ife! I thought you said
'wife!"
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Time for the Lecture

You're not going so early?"
Eyes, indeed. l have. had a fine
time at your party but if I am to get
any sleep at all tonight I've got to go
now to give my wife a chance to tell
me all the breaks 1 have made while
here"
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
PLANS GREAT WAR RECORD
EngIishman Launches Scheme to Form
Complete BibIiography Of Every
thing Published About Conflict.

A scheme to form a complete bibli-
ography of everything published in re-
lation to the war has been inaugural
ed by an Englishman. Alex J. Philip,
with the support of the central COM
mittee for national patriotic organiza-
tons.
This photography, which will be on
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28

of the photography to make as full q
record as possible of all this fugitive
matter.
The great value of such a catalogue
to students of history and sociology
is sufficient reason for undertaking the
work, which entails worldwide Or
ganization, with correspondents col
lecting records in all languages in all
countries.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Had Short Memory.

Landlord Ito Pat, who has just paid
his rent)-I hear you are good judge
Of whisky, Pat. Now, here are two
different bottles and want you to tell
me which is the best.
Pat takes glass of each, smacks his
lips and looks wise.
Landlord-Well, Pat, which is the
best?
Pat-Begorra, yer honor, they are
both good, but wAuld you mind filling
me another glass Of the first. l have
forgotten the taste of it.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
Too Old to Learn.

Maloney, Jr.-The teacher told about
breathing oxygen into our lungs and
breathing carbonic acid gas out.
Mrs. Maloney-Shure, It's all roight
for ye young people to learn thin
things, but Olive been breathing air
both ways too long to change.-Puck.
Middletown transcript., 1917-07-28
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build In The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label. showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. so cents.
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A FRIENDS
Woman Saved From a Seri.
GUS Surgical Operation.

Louisville, Ky.-t'For four years !
suffered from female troubles, head
aches, and nervousness. / could not
sleep, had no appetite and it hurt me to
walk. If I tried to do any work, I
would have to lie down before it was
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The Effect.

"What has been the effect Of prohi-
hilton in Crimson Gulch?"
beneficial, / should say" replied
Broncho Bob.
"Has intoxication ceased?"
mo. But it requires so much ex-
perience an determination that it's
rapidly finishin' up the old topers an
not startin' any new ones"
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finished. The doc.
tors said / would
have to be opera.
ted on and l simply
broke down. A
friend advised me
to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's V ege-
table Compound,
and the result is ]
feel like a new WON.
an. / am well and
strong, do all my
own house work and
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Faith.

Bobby, have you said your
prayersY
"Oh, ma: Goo knows what want
Why must I go over the same old
ground night after night ?"-Life.
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Naturally.

"The last time | saw Jones he look
ed to be going down hill very fast"
"Has he fallen in bad health?"
no: he was cOasting on his
wheel"
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Why buy many bottles Of other vern-
fuges, when one single bottle Of DR.. Peery's
Vermifuge Dead Shot" will act surely and
promptly? Adv.
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Anoint the eyelids with Roman Eye Bal.
sam upon retiring at night, and in the
morning observe the refreshed and
strengthened sensation in your eyes upon
arising. Adv.
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KnNEV Is deceptive disease
AAA/ANGA thousands have it
TRO11RI II and don't know it. If
1AA you want good results
you can make no mistake by using DR..
kllmers Swamp-Root, the great kidney
medicine. At druggists in fifty cent and
dollar sizes. Sample size bottle by Parcel
Post, also pamphlet telling you about it.
Address DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghan1ton,
n. T., and enclose ten cents, also mem
ton this paper.