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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
SMALL DIFFERENCE TO PAT
Name Of Horse Depended on Gener.
oslty Of Winner Of Bet Made by
His Passengers.

After landing from the liner at
Queenstown, a friend accompanied me
on haunting" trip through the city
of Cork and its surrounding hills. Our
driver was the typical Hibernian car
driver. The trap in which we jour-
neyed was suggestive of the famous
one-horse shay, and the melancholy
steed that in response to the chirrups
Of our Jehu dragged us YEARLY over
the rough road seemed so blase that il
excited our comment and led to wa.
ger between US as to the name to which
the animal answered, when he an.
swered at all.
"Tll bet you a dollar his name is
Mickey" I ventured.
"Tll bet two dollars his name is Den
MIS-" retorted my companion.
"Pat, what is your horses name?"
'That depends. yer honor" returned
the driver. ''Dinnis or Mickey, which.
ever Of yez goes halves on yer win
nin's."
The bet was declared off, but Pat
got tip for his wit.-New York Amer
lean.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
snappina Down the Rua,.

The press button system with which
we are familiar in gloves and garments
has been applied by a European inven-
tor for fixing carpets, tapestry hang
ings and the like, says the Scientific
American. For instance, small spring
socket is inserted flush with the door,
and the carpet carries corresponding
projection, so that all that is needed
to lay carpet or rug is to push the
buttons into the sockets.
Again, the projections are mounted
along a stout tape band and the sock
cts on another, quite like the usual
pressure button. One tape Is sewed
to the rug, and another can be tackled
down upon an already laid carpet, 20
that the rug can be laid or removed
instantly.
Hangings can be put on the walls In
the same way. Curtains or portieres
can also be mounted, and all such
material can be at once removed for
cleaning. In case Of fire valuable
hangings can be saved.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Not In Stock.

How much are calories? want to
buy $780," young woman inquired of
the doorwaIker.
"Calories?" he replied. Il don't te-
ueve-5OO-I doubt If We have tat
many In stock. However. inquire at
the dress goods counter."
Have xou any calories in stock 2
she asked the clerk.
Galleries? What's them?" The clerk
for once looked puzzled.
"Well, I don't know. But knew
this wouldn't be the department Gallo
aes, you know. are something to eat.
I went to food lecture the other day.
and they said to eat at least 500 Gallo
ries day. Isuppose it's vegetable
II suppose So" said the clerk.-Co-
lumbus Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Irritation,

In many cases the yield Of potatoes
per acre has been doubled by irriga.
ton. In all cases the yield has been
very materially greater as a result Of
irrigation. even in so called humid dis
tricts. America leads the world In agri
culture, and in irrigation by pumping
its leadership is unquestioned even by
those who insist that America Is be.
hind Europe in intensive farming
By the sophistical methods of compar
ing our average yield of grain per acre
with that in Europe 1t has been fire.
Quently attempted to prove that Amer.
lea has much to learn in agriculture
from Europe. But the fact Is that not
the yield per acre, but the cost per
bushel, should be the final criterion OF
efficiency in grain production. Judged
by that criterion, America has led ev.
cry nation on earth ever since McCor.
mick developed his first harvester
Engineering and Contracting.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
D'Qrsay and His Tailor.

"D'Orsay, the Complete Dandy" a.
Tiegnmouth Shore calls him in his bi
ography. was fully aware Of the value
of his patronage to the tailOrs. Wher
clothes arrived for him. In the most
mysterious manner banknotes had
found their way into the pockets
Once when this accident had not hap
the garments with the message that
"the lining of the pockets had beer
forgotten"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Compass of the Submarines

A submarine uses the common mag
netic compass to some extent. 1t Is
not very relia BILE, because it cannot be
placed where 1t will be uninfiuenceG
by the metal In the hall and machinery
Submarines rely chiefly on the gyro
scope compass. This instrument, in
vented only few years ago, points
true north 1t is uninfiuenced by mag
netic conditions The presence of Iron
or steel does not disturb it. Its prin
ciple is: A wheel suspended SO that II
is free to turn in any direction tends
to spin In the same direction in which
the earth turns. Its axis therefore
will take a north and south direction.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Peanut Butter Sous.

In these days Of high prices It nay
be useful to housewives to learn. how -
make a delicious, nourishing soup .
quart Of which may be made for .
nominal cost. This is q puree Of PEA.
nut butter or cream Of peanut soup.
It can also be made In less than ten
minutes, thereby costing very little for
fuel. p"
The ingredients are three cupfuls
Of milk, cupful Of boiling water, half
cupful Of peanut butter, teaspoon
full Of salt, half 4 teaspoonful Of nut
meg, a tablespoonful OF cornstarch. .
dash of pepper and tablespoonful oe
cut parsley. ~
While the milk is. heating mix the
peanut butter with the boiling water
and work it smooth, then add to the
boiling milk. Mix the cornstarch with
a little cold milk and add to the hot
milk. Add the salt, pepper and nutmeg.
Boil for three minutes and sprinkle
with parsley. Serve with little crack
ers.-Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Falling Up Out of a Balloon.

II man falls out. of a. rising aero
plane or balloon he will not go toward
the earth, but will continue rising into
the. air for an appreciate time If
the air machine We're stopped in it's
ascent at the time it could catch the
man as he came down. If the airship
were ascending at the rate of thirty
two feet second the man would rise
sixteen feet before beginning to fall
toward the earth. Thus, by reducing
the. speed of its ascent, the vessel
might keep by the side of the man and
rescue him. The reason why the man
rises is the same as the reason for a
bullets rising when shot from a gun
into the air-both the man and the
bullet are given velocity upward, and
1t takes some time for gravity to mega
tive that velocity
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Arma If Waahinaton.

The arms which Washington used
are hefaldically described as follows:
Argent (silver). two bars glles (red), In
chief three mullets STARS of the sec
ond, gulss (red). The crest: A raven
with wings addorsed, sable (black). is
suing out Of ducal coronet, or tgold).
Although these arms were used by
Washington, the arms Of the family IN
Yorkshire are materially different,
bearing q lion and being surmounted
by a crest with an eagle, not u raven.
The Yorkshire arms were the original
arms. according to Albert Welles.
whose Pedigree and History Of the
Washington Family" gives with edify-
ing detail the descent of the Father OF
Bis Country from Odin, first king o.
Scandinavia. Fifty-6ve generations
were required to evolve George Wash
ington from Odin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Those Good Old Prices.

I've Just come across an old menu
stained and torn, that was issued Sc"
enty-dve years ago by Hathawa., 5
hotel and eating house, which make:
one long for return Of some price,
that prevailed tn those good old days.
This famous old eating house stood o..
the spot where the present Boston tav-
ern stands, and the menu referred to Is
one Of the relies Of old Boston days IL
the tavern's collection.
According to that menu, porter
house steak was served for 37ha cents
tenderloin steak was Is cents, sirloin
20 cents and plain beefsteak Is cents
Roast goose was % cents. turkey and
chicken 20 cents.
In the barber shop shaving was
cents, hair cutting Is cents and sham
pooling 20 cents Baths cost Is cents.
A nights lodging was bet 80 cents
Boston Post.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at l, A. M. and 7:3'
r M. REV. ). X. JACOBS
Pastor
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
TRAINING FOR YOUNG ESKIMO
United States Government Doing Good
Work In the Northwestern Dis
trlcts Of Alaska.

When fat little Eskimo wanders
out Of his fathers igloo these days
he isn't allowed to pass his time with
the child RENDERS nor In the free and
philosophical contemplation Of seals
and penguins.
Instead Uncle Sam grabs him and
puts him to school. The bureau of
education of the department Of the
Interior maintains public schools for
the Eskmos Of the northwestern dis.
tricts of Alaska.
School republics and school gardens
are established by the government.
There are cooking classes, classes in
carpentry and the usual elementary
school instruction.
The psychology Of RENDERS, how
best to rear, guard and train them,
also Is a part Of the government in
struction. Boys who are specializing
along this line are apprenticed as
helpers with the government reindeer
herd for four years. tx.
Walter G. Shields, superintendent Of
the work of the bureau Of education,
tells In the Eskimo, publication is
sued at Nome, Alaska, by the teach
ers Of the Eskimo schools, how closely
the school instruction fits into the
needs Of the Eskimo villages: ~
1.-THE school republic becomes the
village council, the school garden il
soon the village garden. the cooking
class becomes the bread-baking class
for the village, the bench work Of the
boys class becomes the boat and sled.
building center for the village, and,
most remarkable of all, the apprentice
reindeer herder becomes the trained
herder, the supporter of his family
and future leader Of his people," +
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18

We'rs all Of u coming La contact
With hard rubber every day OF our
lives. Our fountain pen. our inkwell
tops. the magnetic parts and telephone
receivers are all made Of hard rubber
But how Is It made? Where does ii
differ from the rubber in an automo-
bile tire, for instance? Well wager q
guess that not one man In thousand
knows. -
INFLAMMATION consists of uniting sui
phur with rubber to give 1t certain
properties Of elasticity. durability and
still more important, make it to retain
these same properties under oil norma
conditions Of heat and cold.
When a larger proportion Of sulphu.
than is found In ordinary soft rubbc,
Il present and determination is contiii
ued for q much longer time we obtai:
as q result substance vastly di1ere,i.
In physical properties-hard rubber
Before vuleanization it Is quite elasti
and we can mold It to suit our needs
Exchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
What the Pson Likes.

The peon Of southern Mexico has va
rious appetizers that are unknown to
the poems Of the north. One OF the
Queerest is water wheat" which is not
exactly what Its name suggests, but
the eggs of kind Of fly. The water
wheat" fields are ponds In which the
peon places bundles Of reeds a few feet
apart SO that their tops are just above
the surface. On these reeds, or rushes,
the insects deposit their eggs in incred-
ible numbers. The peon then removes
the PUSHES and shakes of the crop.
The Mexicans make the eggs, which
resemble fine fish roe, into small cakes
and sell them In the markets. The pur-
chasers eat them either as we eat
cheese or mixed with cornmeal and the
eggs of fowls. The poems also eat the
insects, which are about the size of our
housefies. Their method Of preparing
them is to pound quantity Of the flies
into paste and boil them with corn
husks.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Selling q Pair Of Shoes.

/ spent a couple OF hours the other
day in shoe factory.
These" said the head Of the firm,
pointing to dainty pair Of boots, I'VE
sell wholesale at $40"
what does the customer pay for
them in a store| I inquired.
Sometimes not less than $50" he re-
piled.
So 1t appears to cost as much to sell
q shoe as to make shoe.
The farmer who raised the calf that
yielded the skin, the butcher who re-
moved the hide, the tanner who convert
ed it into leather. the railroad which
hauled 1t 1000 miles and the factory
which carefully made the leather into
a shoe, together split tifty-ffty with the
exclusive shop which retaiis it to your
wife.-Girard in Philadelphia Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Pay Of Bank Presidents,

John Shelton Williams, comptroller
OF the currency. II 81 official report
says the national banks with a capital
Of 100000 or more pay their presi-
dents an average salary Of $44 400 a
year, while the presidents Of national
banks with capital of $4,000 or less
receive on the average a salary OF
only $1,0OS year.
There are 1873 national banks. Most
Of them have a capitalization of less
than $4,000. 1t may be soothing to
the twenty dollar week clerk to know
that SO many bank presidents get an
average Of only S19.3S a week, yet
there Is no pronounced movement OIL
the part Of bank presidents to retire
from Office and enter the field of clerk.
dom. Possibly the poor bank presi-
dent finds ways Of adding to his mod.
est salary. II he does not - must
find 1t hard to keep up appearances in
these days Of high costs of living.-New
York Mail.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Our Modern Factory Spoon.

For cur modern factory made spoon
the stock is first rolled and cross rolled
to get the graded thickness that is
needed The spoon outline is then OBJ
tanned by means Of cutting out dies.
The blanks thus formed are struck up
by another set Of dies, which orna-
ment the front and back and even
bend the spoon into its proper shape, at
the saEe time stamping the required
sterling" and the makers mark If a
spoon Is made by this latest Of proc
esses the sterling mark can be found
raised on the surface instead Of in
cised, as was the case when the mark
ing vas done separately.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
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PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.


" "
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" Keep the Sink Clean. y
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" prolific cause Of disease. It can v
u not but accumulate from dishes v
v and utensils. and when small Y
y bits of vegetable matter adhere "
y to 1t a shelter is given to -
v mischievous bacteria. Besides, -
y grease will clog the drain and -
y become a menace and an incon- y
v venience. The surest and sim y
y plest cleansing agent Is strong y
n solution Of washing soda and y
v boiling water. The sink should y
u first be scrubbed With soapsuds y
y and the hot solution then dashed y
y down the drain. This cleaning y
y should be done at least once q =
v week. -
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~In what wayF
sHe manufactures picture cord
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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sShe says that he u man aft4 ~
own heart
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
WorId,a Rai,Mau Milaaoe,

The mileage of American railroads
aggregates 270,000 and forms 40 per
cent of the railways Of the entire
world Russia comes next. with So
900 miles The other countries and
their respective mileages, in order, are
Germany. 10000; India. $4,000; France
$4,000; Canada. 10000; Austria Hun
gary, 10000; Great Britain, $4,000; Ar.
gentina, 21,000; Australia, 10000; Mex.
leo, 10000; Brazil, 10000; Italy, 11,OO0;
British South Africa. 11,OO0; Spain,
10000; Sweden, 5000; Japan fnclud.
ing Korea, 1000: China. 6,OOO; Bel
gium, 6,000; Chile. 1900.
OF the worlds railways outside the
United States slightly more than one
half are government owned or con-
trolled. OF the telegraphs outside this
country approximately two-thirds are
government owned and operated.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
True EIoquenea.

True eloquence, indeed, does not con-
sist IN speech. 1t cannot be brought
from far. Labor and learning may toll
for It. but they win toll In vain. Words
and phrases may be marshaled In every
way, but they cannot compass It. It
must consist In the man, In the subject
and In the occasion. Affected passion.
intense expression. the pomp Of decla-
nation. all may inspire to It. They
cannot reach It 1t comes. II 1t comes
at all. like the outbreaking Of foun-
tain from the earth or the bursting
forth Of volcanic fres with spontane-
Gus, original, native force.-Webster.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18

Put your savings IL the Saving 5
Depar tment OF the Shenandoah Val
ley Loan and Trust Co., Woodstock,
Va, at per cent compound interest.
Amounts of s1.00 and upwards re-
ceivea. The only savings institu-
ton In the county for the accomula-
tion of the small savings of iaboring
men. women. and children.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
New York Stock EXCHANGE,

The record high price for a seat IN
the New York Stock Exchange was
$4,000 in 1905 and again in 1905. In
1916 the highest price paid was 5000,
the lowest 100000. In 1918 the high
est price was $4,000 and the lowest
$4,000 In 1914 the highest price was
$4,000; in 1918, $4,000; in 1912, $74-
600; in 1911. $4,000; In 1910. $94. 900
and the same price in 1909. The low
est price in the last twenty-five yean
was 600, paid in 1896.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Growing Grapes.

Grapes will grow almost anywhere
and. are sure to bear Grapes can be
trained on trellises. close to fences or
to. outbuildfngs. Spring is the best
time to plant, using either one or two
year old vines. Frequently cultivation
during summer will improve the fruit
Wood ashes make, good fertilizer
for grapes, and half bushel to the
vine will not be too much
No pruning will be required the first
season, but the second season cut back
the strongest canes to three or four
buds and remove an others.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Proper Physical Education.

The purpose of physical education IS.
Of course, not merely to build up the
bodies of boys today. but TO put4irft,o
the lives of boys that thing, whatever
1t is, that will make the boy stay strong
and ablebodied when he reaches man
hood. Such men-lovers of fresh air,
of hiking in the wild. of sleeping out
under the slly-men who an both en-
JOY and endure, are tie men who will
make up'a strong nation and hot ma
ton Of weaklines. Scouting. :.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
9Quarterly and Yearly Display
advertisements by contract.
~ Unless the number OF. inser-
lions is marked upon the manu-
script, advertisements will be pub.
lished until forbidden'and charged
accordingly.
MANI William shakespsare..

There have been Ian William
'Shahespeares in the past. Among the
burials in the registers of st. Clement
Danes, In the Strand, there is the en-
try, "Jane Shackspeer, daughter Of
Willnr., AUG, 1909" Warwickshire
records show. among other things, that
a William Shakespeare paid SIS. to the
Lay Sulsitly, Walton super Olde;;" an
other ". S. priced the goods of Rob
ert Shakesner of Wroxall' on March 80.
1868; another, a shoemaker of Coven-
try. made his will March IS, 1866;
still another William Shakespeare,
gentleman" had his daughter Su-
sauna" (singuIarly enough baptized On
March IA, 1896, and yet again another
w. S., a shoemaker of Warwil,l. fell
into the Avon and was drowned.
These are a mere fraction. OF the full
list.-London Chronicle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18

| WESTBOUND-- from Woodstock.
No. 23-Daily except .Sunda,, : :O9
.. m. Local for Barrisonburs. Ar
rive Harrisonburg $50. =. IN.
No. 49-Dsiiy- 1858 p. m. Local
for Harrisonburg. Arrive HARRISON
burg 2:30 p. m. Buffet Parlor Gar.
NO. II - Daily - 1874 p. d..
Local for HarrisOnburg. ARRIVE
H&rrisonburg 1915 p. m.
EASTBOUND-fro Woodstock.
No. IL Daily $50 d. Ill.
LAmited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 10:oJ ID. NJ.
Buffet Parlor Car
No 2S-Dsily-4:40 p. N. Local
for Alexandria and Washington.
Arrive Washington 9:15 p. m. outlet
Farlor Car.
No. "a Daily except SundAy, 600
y. m. Local from Harrison arg TO
Strasburg. Arrive ,Strasbur- 1880
y. m.
W q TAYLOE, Passenger rratiic
Manager.
Il. r. CARY, General Passenger Agt.
K q. DEBUTTS, Division p .sseuger
Agent, No. 705 10Th ST., W.,
Washington, D c.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Soil Of the Farm,

Cato recommended that the soil Of q
farm be good and fertile: also that
near it there be plenty Of laborers and
that it be not far from a large town;
moreover, that 1t have sufficient means
of transporting its produce either BY
water or land. This advice. although
1900 years old, still holds good.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Ancient Greek Games.

illusions to the athletic games of
the Greeks are abundant in st. Paul's
Epistles. These contests were divided
into two classes, the pancratium, con
sisting of boxing and wrestling and
the pentathlon, consisting of leaping
running, throwing the discus, hurting
the spear and wrestling.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Church Directory.


METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at l. A. M. and 49,
Pm REV. j. r. JACOBS
Pastor
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Evsry Sunday ii
Nj. and 7:3OP NJ. .xcep, 2rd Sunda
Nit. JacLson-Secs nd Surda. II
Nj. and $50 ?. ~
New Market, ujay al 3 + Il
REV. J MCMuRRAY
LUTHERAN.
Every SUNDAY ii A. NJ, and I IL
r. Nj. REV s. w. KUHNS, Pastor
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, IL A. NJ. and 7.3'
P NJ. REV. J. d. HAMAKER
EPIscoPAL,f
There will be services in the Epis-
copal Cnurch Oh End and 4th Sundays
ut II A. Nj, and ON LIST aud 3 d Sun.
days at7:80 +. NJ.
REV. G. B. PALMER, Rector.
nCkE 0kkshE<O
St. Psul's woodstcck- ard All
Sundays A. ". Every Sunday nigh,
Calvary-lst AMI 3-d Sundays A NJ
REV. w. II. CAUSEY, Past r..
services y i'll beheld 1T the foll~isg
places:
WHITE CHAPEL
Preaching every lst Sunday lo:3'
q. IN. 3rd sunday 7:45 p. m.
Sunday school, every Sunday s:3
q. m. Epworth League. every Wee
nesday 7:45 p. m
OAK LEVEL
Preaching I'd Sunday 1880 q. m.
4.h Sunday 1880 p. m. Sunday schoo
every Surday'9:30 u. m.
SLATE HILL
Preaching 3rd Sunday 1880 a. m.
ELMER P. SLOANE, P. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
MISSING His Chanca.

Mrs. Johnson-How does yo' feel dis
mawnin, Joe? Mr.. Johnson-I feels
bad, mighty bad. l wish dat Provi.
dence would have mussy on me an
take me. Mrs. Johnson-How can 20
expec' 1t to eff yo' won't take de doc.
tors medi"ine?-Puck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Ancient Brickmakinu.

The Jews learned the art Of brick
making in Egypt. In Isaiah lxv, 3,
complaint is made that the people built
affairs of brick instead Of unhewn
stone, as the law directed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
fiah and Brain.

The saying that fish is the best brain
food comes of an old long tongue wind
bag years ago saying. Thought Ia i'm
possible without phosphorus" So q
Swiss chemist, knowing that fish con-
tanned phosphorus, put two and two
together and brought forth a saying
that will never die.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18

Invest you money In the per cent
Certificates OF the Shen. Va Icy Loan
Il Trust Co., Woodstock, Va. Sc
curity unquestioned. Interest pay
able semi-annaally, and Certificates
redesmable any time after SIX months
no short potico.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1917-05-18
Crushed Anain.

IF l have fault" said Mr.. Hen
peck, lit is that
"If you have "a FAULT Mrs. Hen.
peck broke in. "Ha. ha! Excuse me
for laughing. If l have a fault it Is
that l sometimes permit my sense OF
humor to get the better of me-"