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The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
CINCINNATI.

ClNClNNRll.
Nbietz, Albert. 2a10 Vine ST.
Attcscy Co., The SO Vine ST.
Auen, w. T., 1920 Central ave.
Bacs, John, GIG Conover ST.
RIaek, EdWard NJ Plumbing Coz lGoI Race ST.
lohmer, Jos. Co., 1876 +. Court st.
Hosscr,, A. c., 4S25 Whetsel ave, Madsonvlc,
Botey, VIM. A., 35iG Eastern ave.
Burns, Robert j., 72s Wayne ST;
Canary, Thomas, 20i w. Seventh st.
CarTigan S;;quires, l32 F. Ninth st.
Cash Williams, 2505 May ST.
Clements. \. C., 2llO Feldman ave-, Norwood. |
Clements, L. f., Lawn and Hunter aves., Nor
Cuxton, Richard j. aoio Spring Grove ave
Cripps, James, $500 Warsaw ave.
| DAILY Martin, G26 Elm st.
/ Dtchcn, George W., 5ll lIogc ST.
Donohuc, Peter A. 900 T. Third ST.
Doud, James J., 3l3 Z. Fourth st.
Douglas Plumbing Co., N. c. cor Eighth and
Doyle, Fay 4 Co., 28o f. Third St
Dyer Thomas ]. Co., H. ". cor Third and Wal
Felix, Edward Jr., o5s W, McNlickcn ave.
Fisher, Walter, 26So Reckman ST.
Gaddis Plumbing Co., l725 Whctsel ave. Madi.
sonvillc.
Gates +: +, 10 Z, Thirtssnh, St;
Gibson, William j., 8is W Fourth ST.
Good, Arthur, 1869 Madison rd,, Oakley.
Greenbcrg & Jacobs 1874 Central ave.
Griffin, Richard, S415 Montgomery I'd.
IIamer, i. g. sl1 Elm st.
TTeaey, Dan, 332 +. Pearl st.
ITillcnbrand, William Co., 1907 w. Eighth ST.
lIollaendcr Plumbing Co., cor. Wilstach and
Dalton ave.
IIorvitz. Solomon & Co., SOS W. Sixth st,
Irwin, j. H., 1920 Vine st.
Jacobs, Edw,, 232 Z. University ave.
Kaufman, Simon, SOS Main st.
Kcck, VIM, 1908 Madison rd.
Kcidcl, A. f., l2 w. Twelfth ST.
Iac, Chas. Jr., 2l2 w. Mcmillan st.
Iamping & Rchlinp, 1870 L. Twelfth ST.
Lcwc Ben, 2O4i Maple ave, Norwood,
Liquid Carbonic Co., Second and Center aves.
NIahoncy. James J., 5l3s Silver ave-, Norwood.
Mancy Kiechler, Gl02 Montgomery ave"
Pleasant Ridge.
Morgan, Edw. II, & Co, $3.50 Reading rd.
NIurdocll Plumbing Co., 3iS W. Fourth ST.
Murphy, T. j., 30G2 Eastern ave
: Murphy, Richard, Plumbing Co., S2s f. Fourth
Il street
Murphy * Ditchen, Edwards and Wasson rds,
Myers, Jacob, O54 +. Mcmillan st.
Niemes Henry, 4l12 Hamilton ave, Northside
Nolan, +. J., Plumbing Co, 120 +. Canal st.
prntz Hugh, 1850 Gilbert ave
Keenan,. Thos.. 235 f. Third st.
Riestenberg Plumbing Co., Harrison ave. and
Barnard ST.
Robien, Henry W., Oakley Bank Bldg Oakley
Ruslaup, Fred Sr., I'll State ave.
= Sanger, {. & Co., 154O Hapsburg ST.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
SIGN WRITER'S.
CINCINNATI, CONVICTION AND
NEWPORT.

CINCINNATI, CONVICTION AND
NEWPORT
Breche, John c., 211O Freeman ave,
Cincinnati Sign Co.. Third and Main sts
Engelbcrt, Jos ID. & Co.. 20 +. Sixth ST.
Freeman Sign Co., l16 +. Third St.
Hoffman, Henry, 1882 Race ST.
Jones & Co., 80 Fountain square,
Lacner Co., 107 w. Fifth st.
Morgan, Murry & Potts Co., The, 006 Elm st.
Morton, PHI, S2S Wade st.
Novelty Sign Co., 11s w. Second st.
Ohio Sign Co., 22 +. Sixth st.
Queen City Sign Co. 6l2-14 Main ST.
Ouehl & Co., 233 Main st.
Roberts, Robt. j., 25 Z. Twelfth st.
Saunders, b., 1910 Walnut ST.
Schoenberger Z. W., 610 Walnut st.
Van Winkel Sign Co., Cohen Bldg, Covington
KY
Wnder Sign CO.. Z. Pearl ST.
York Sign CO., The, w. Fifth ST.. Newport
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
STONE WORK.
Contractors Who Employ Members
of the Journeymen Stone-
cutters Union.

Barge c., 3Ol3 jefferson ave.
Buente, L. c, 1866. Spring Grove ave-
Carl Bros, AZ Lewis ST., Covington, Ky.
Dauch, Gregory, 2924 Vaughn st.
Graveson, VIM, S. mines and Florence ave.
Gcise, VIM, 1907 Queen City ave.
Hcnninger, Jake, Norwood, O. ..
Imason, I. W., Fourteenth and Spring sts''
Covington, Ky.
Kasselmann, Geo, Oakley ave, Oakley.
Keingham H., 54 Dayton st.
Lanhan, VIM, Brewster ave. and Montgomery
PIX, Evanston.
Lawson Composite Stone CO.. 82SS Fredonia av
Lang & Co., N. c., zoos Symmes st.
Mersch Sons, F.. 1887 Wade St
Newport Stone Co., Monmouth ST., Newport
Scully Construction Co., Commercial-Tribun'
Bldg.
Steroff, H., 2156 Western ave.
lPielace & Co., H., 104S Flint st.
Westlake Construction Co.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
PLUMBERS AND GASFITTERS

Employing Members of Local Union
No. 50, United Association of
Plumbers, Gasfitters and
StcamtittcrS.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
BEER PUMP AND CARBONIC
COMPANIES.

Bishop. Babcock Co.. 225 w. Fourth st.
Liquid Carbonic Co., Second and Central ave.
Western Plumbing Co., 1715 Elm st.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27

Schanzel, E. A., 779 Z. Mcmillan st.
Schuster, Nicholas, 1928 Walnut st.
Schwaegerle, J. & Co., zoos Queen City ave.
Schwartz & Fern, 2117 w. Eighth st.
Sutkamp. II. H., 76l Clark st,
Swami, Gene, 26l2 Park ave.
Theilmau, Louis, 306S Colcrain ave.
Y. S. Plumbing CO., 74i W. Court st.
Nogelpoh x Co., !. J., 1856 Hamilton ave.
Watamath August, 934 Bank st.
Wanner Bros. 1918 Vine st.
Weber, Fred A.. 714 Freeman ave.
Weiss Geo, 6015 Madison rd
West End Plumbing Co., Eighth and Depot SITS,
Western Plumbing Co., 1715 Elm ST.
Wiot, James & Co., POOL Madison rd.
Woelfel, Geo j., 1888 Warsaw ave.
CONVICTION. KY.
Coyne, Jos. J., 81 w. Sixth ST.
Kelly, Ed c.. 422 Main st.
Sheridan, Thomas Ills Madison ave.
NEWPORT, KY.
Maher Bros, Sixth and Washington ave.
Richards, Walter J., 727 York st.
White, w. w. 6O6 York ST.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
TILE Settlers.
Contractors Employing Union Tile
Settlers.

Foy & Starr Co., oO2 Main st.
Kramig Tile Co, 430 Z. Eighth st.
Shannon, Chas. L. & Sons, II E. Canal st.
Shirmer & Co., A., 4S2 Reading rd.
Winston Tile Co., T. II.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
SCENIC PAINTERS.
WALLPAPER STORES.

Talbot, G. D., 429 Central ave.
Harvey, +. T.. Bond Hill.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27

Beckman, VIM, & Son. Fifteenth and Bremen.
Gibson, Z. L., 222 George st.
Lee, Thomas, 1873, 100, 1872 w. Second st.
Lemon, w. A. 947 w. Eighth ST.
Witt & Brown. Third and Elm SITS.
Meyer, Ed, Elm and Green sts
Hardness & fowler, Findlay and Providence
Greiwe & Bros, 12S Broadway.
Rother Heeg, Liberty and Walnut SITS.
Franck, A., State and South aves.
Kruckcmcyer Roofing & Furnace Co., l416 Plum
Kuhlman, Geo, 1907 Main st.
Kopelent, H., 2723 Vine st.
INDUS Stove Store, AIT w. Fifth st.
Freund Roofing Co., Jacob.
Keller & Co., L. +.
Kobmann, Chas, 1919 Central ave.
Neabrey, Leonard 637 W. Court st.
FURNACES.
INDUS Stove Store, All w. Fifth st.
Kruckemeyer Roofing & Furnace Co.. 1416 Plum
Peck, Anderson & Peck Co., Court and Syca'
more SITS.
HEATING AND VENTILATING.
Peck, Anderson & Peck, Court and Sycamore SITS.
Phillips & Co., H.. 523 w. Eighth st.
Williamson Heater Co.
KITCHEN EQUIPMENT.
John Van Range Co., Fifth and Broadway.
METAL CEILINGS.
Edwards Mfg. Co., Fifth and Eggeston ave.
Meyer, Edw., Elm and Green SITS.
Pcck, Anderson & Peck Co., Court and Syca
SITS.
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Askcw, Joseph,
Balastra, T.. A., 3l3 +. Pearl st.
Benedict Bros, Cold Springs, Ky.
Brown, John, 2O57 Lawrence ave, Norwood.
Bunyan & Son, Iockland.
Boyd, Jas, 1902 Cedar ave, College Hill.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
PLASTERERS.

Contractors Who Employ Union
Hodcarricrs and Lathers and are
Fair to the Building Trades Coun-
Gil.
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CONTRACTING FIRMS WHO
ARE FAIR TO UNION LABOR

Continued from page 81
Mullaney r. j., 300 Pike ST.
Schroeder Sons, 302 Thirteenth st.
Schneider, John, 112 Bush ST., and 10 w. Or
chard st.
Thicl, Albert p. 2O5 w. Sixth st.
Wise & Clore, 81 w. Seventh st.
Ieis McLindon, GO L. Ninth ST.
NEWPORT, KY.
Barth & Hoffman, 1O41 Isabella st.
Baumbach Bros, 1880 Ann st.
Dietz, Chris, 933 Monroe st.
DeJoco & Co., 800 Hodge st.
Ewing Bros, 1904 German st.
Fowler & Co., Minton, S15 Central ave.
Hogan, NJ. j., 629 York st.
Harker, w. J., 1873 w. Thirteenth st.
Miller a. J. & Bro, $50 w. Ninth ST.
Segers, Frank X, TAG Central ave.
Wright & Emerson 62l Fifth ave, Dayton.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1917-01-27
SHEET METAL WORK.

Contractors Employing Members of
the Sheet Metal Workers Union.
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HEATING AND vENTILATING.

Peck, Anderson & Peck, Court and Sycamore st
Phillips & Co., H., 523 w. Eighth ST.
Williamson Heater Co.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
EQUAL TO ANY EUROPEAN"
Lord WoIseley's Opinion of the AmerI. can Soldier Is of Some Interest
 at This Time.

Field Marshal, the late Lord Wol- seley, of the British army, had good opinion of the American soldier.
 It ought to be of interest to Philadel- phians to learn that he received this opinion from the conduct of Phila- delphia volunteer regiment during the Civil war.
 l was told tte other day that when Wolseley read of the way the Corn Ex- change regiment, the One Hundred and Eighteenth Pennsylvania Volunteers, withstood the fire at Shepherdstown- they had had less than 15 days train ing-he exclaimed:
 If an American volunteer unit can act in that manner the American sol dier is the equal of any soldier in Europe!"
 The regiment, which was greatly out stood Its ground, although the order to retreat had been given. It appears that the order failed to reach them.
 They were shot to pieces, and had the additional discontinue to find the Enfield rifles they were using were im- perfect.
 The American soldier can be de- pended upon to give just as good an account of himself i'll France in 1917 as he did in Virginia In 1864 "Girard' in Philadelphia Ledger.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
Family Arguments.

Argument is one of the four bases of conversation. It is one of the best men, tai exercises. But in the bosom of the family, on unimportant matters, it Is perhaps the most prolific breeder of Miniature that the average family cir cle has to fear. Few persons can triumph in an argument without pride in the defeat of the opponent. who, in his humiliation, too often resorts to sarcasm te cover his defeat. Sarcasm, a weapon unworthy of gentlelady or gentleman, creates hostility, begets H. nature, and so the average family dis pute begins.
 One is inclined sometimes to won fer if argument, except on matters of definite importance. should not be barred from the family circle. Its re- striction to minimum would be good. Only those who can win without exultant triumph, only those who can lose with smile and an admission of defeat should permit themselves to en. gage in it except when vital decisions are necessary. Peace. love, good fel- Eowship are essential to happy fami- ly.-Milwaukee Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
l ELECTRIC SHOCK NOT FATAL
Might Be We'll to Keep In Memory the Method of Resuscltating a
 Victim.

How to treat person who has re- ceived a severe electric shock is best described by quoting from the Scien- tif1c American the account of how one man did it to a workman who had touched wire carrying current of 2,S00 volts and was apparently killed.
 "A Iineman immediately took hold of the ankles of the limp body, lifting 1t until the whole weight rested on the neck and letting 1t fall. He then took a pair of eonnectors and ham, mered the soles of the injured mans feet without removing his shoes. An other lineman opened the mans mouth, pulled forward the swallowed tongue (which occurs in electric shock), and was about to begin the Schaefer prone method of resuscitation when the man returned to life. He was removed to the hospital and is now well, though suffering severely from burns."
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05

the beautiful garden surroundings Slowly retracing my way townwards again I slowed up as saw two men come out through the ironguarded gateway.
 The one I recognized first was the Duplicate. Except in his walk and the build of his frame he was Resilius Marvel-at distance His face was well made up. A person who had only seen the Marvel portrait would be de ceived There were certain character istics missing for a man who had been intimate with the real Marvel, but this imposter might have walked through nine out of ten city banks and would have been accepted as the genuine article.
 And then I fell to studying the Du- plicate's companion. The latter wore no long beard. his attire was different from that of the man I had seen at Marvel's apartments the evening pre- vious. but he certainly was the man who had jumped into the automobile with Resilius Marvel in pursuit.
 If the Duplicate was Rex Maginn, the Human Spool, and his present companion the whlte-whiskered man and the president of the City National bank of Springfield, then indeed 1 had come upon the scene at an interesting juncture, to say the least.
 The two men proceeded on a mod crate walk until they had reached the City National bank. Then they en- tered it, the man I might suppose to be Morgan in the lead. They entered it, but not by the front where the night watchman was seated on the stone steps. The banker unlocked a door on the side street. They disap- peared from view.
 It was fully half an hour before the side door again opened and Morgan came out alone. He went around to the front spoke to the watchman and then proceeded homewards at 6 leis- urely gait. l did not follow him. Had not the sure evidence that a false Resilius Marvel was now alone in that treasure house of riches, left to roam at will, with the watchman very prob ably instructed not to disturb him nor interfere with his actions?
 Of surety the Duplicate was a criminal He could, therefore, only have gained the confidence of the bank president with some evil purpose in view. It was up to me to act. The local police were at once in my
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
INDISPENSABLE SAID SIMPLY BUT FORCIBLY

thoughts. I turned, cogitating upon the course I would pursue, when a hand was placed abruptly upon my shoulder.
 Out of the gloom of doorway be- hind me stepped Marvel. He was dis guised in part, but 1 knew him in a flash. If doubted-so many strange events were transpiring-I was reas- sured as he spoke.
 Capable man." were his applaud ms words. Tell me about it."
 briefly detailed the course of events that had brought me up to the present point in my rather blind prog. ress.
 Never that. though" commented my friend rather sharply, as spoke of calling in local police aid "Remem. Der. my province Is rather to suppress than punish. The man so confidingly placed in the bank wonder is Rex Ma ginn."
 'The Human Spool?"
 There is only one He has done we'll I nearly missed the trail, and it was veritable needle in haystack for while. The president of the bank here and the man with the white beard are one and the same Why he thought best to visit the city under an assumed guise have not yet fath- omed, but l judge it was that he wished no inkling of his absence or mission to reach friends. He entered ms city hotel, gray hair and all. He i, left 1t secretly by side entrance de- nuded of all disguise. He was gone and I was at sea. Then I went straight to the state prison. The first thing found out was that he had real ly visited a prisoner there. It was Ickes. The next thing I discovered was that Ickes was serving term for | embedding from this same City Ma tional Bank of Springfield. learned more there, and came on here to watch, wait and have an interview with this Daniel Morgan. We will finish that end of the proposition now"
 The bank president looked up from
 
 were ushered into the library of his 1 residence. He started slightly as Marvel placed his hand over his face and those strong features of his un | derwent subtle change. Then as nay | friend placed one of his cards before the banker. deep frown crossed his brow. For only an instant he seemed swiftly to reflect. He gave the bit of pasteboard contemptuous toss into the waste basket at lis side. He spoke I one word, looking Marvel squarely in | the face.
 "Nonsense!" be said. simply, but | forcibly:
 You doubt the authenticity of my | credentials. l see." submitted Marvel.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
SuSGess.

"One night at Lady June's house Joseph Chamberlain said to me that he believed any man of even moder- ate endowment could attain any given aim which the set before him with un- remitting effort fad enduring to the end. To my question, Why then, do so many men fall short of their am" bitionsF he answered: They come tn the place where they turn back. They may have killed the dragon at the first bridge and at the second, per haps even st the third, but the dragons are always more formidable the fur ther we go. Many turn back disheart- ened and very few will meet the mon- sters to the end. Almost no one Is willing to have try with the demon at the last bridge: but if he does. he has won forever "-Princess Lazaro- vich.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
BREAKING OFF CONNECTION.

"Weu," said the far West mayor to the English tourist, q dunno how you manage these affairs over there, but out here when some of our boys get tied up in that thar bankrupt tele- phone company I was tellin' yer about they became mighty crusty :"
 "OhI"
 "Yus they didn't like the way the receiver was handlin' the business no- how"
 Indeed :" commented the earnest listener "Then, may 1 ask what they did?"
 "Sartinly. I wuz goin' ter tell yer. They just hung up the receiver"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05

deserted quarters were to be appro- priated by the people who sought to dupe him. Further than this. a coun terfeit Resilius Marvel had been con structed 1 had seen him. l saw him again as I swiftly ran around the cor ner and sought my old focal point Yes, there was the duplicate of my professional friend. He was standing up now l watched him put on pair of hideous eye-obscuring goggles and false mustache. Under this new mask he no longer resembled the man he had counterfeited. However, the made up face that was Marvel at distance was ready for disclosure when neces- sary.
 A score of theories presented them selves readily to my mind. Of course the man with the tall hat was a figure of some importance in the case It was this person whom Marvel had chosen to follow Of course my friend was aware of the imposture going on. Since he had left the home end of the affair to take care of itself he must have provided for later picking up this strand of the proposition and follow ing 1t up. For all that, as the lights went out in that upper apartment some of the sleuth fever Marvel had imbued me with came into my veins
 Marvel Two came down to the street, drew his coat well up about his neck and shoulders and walked along, unconcerned and apparently disdainjng all thoughts of being fol lowed. 1 acted the shadow the best l knew how. In an expert case 1 would probably have failed. In the present instance l seemed to succeed. My man-let me call him the Duplicate went straight to railroad depot. At it's ticket office he purchased trans portation, and then at some urgent words from the ticket agent hurried down the stairs to the train sheds.
 think did a clever thing just there. l hastened to the ticket win. dows and opened my pocket book.
 Same as my friend" I said. Train ready?"
 You'll hustle if you make it." was the reply. The speaker threw me out a ticket and my change rapidly. was not in shape just then to keep steadily on the trail of the man I had shadowed thus far, nor had that been my intention. I saw a train pulling out just as I reached the train sheds doubted not that my man was
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05

aboard. Then I glanced at the bit of pasteboard iii my hand.
 It read: Springfield" That was a town about two hundred miles dis tant I prided myself on having dis covered at least the temporary loca. ton of the Duplicate. Then I re, turned to the home quarters of Resi- jus Marvel.
 Somehow I felt safe in using the key my friend had supplied me, to take up watch and ward in those rooms of his. I reasoned that the only other outsider likely to intrude there would be the Duplicate. Had not seen him leave the city? Very probably he had served bis purpose in posing as Resilius Marvel. For him self that section of his plot was con summated fully. The scene would now shift Perhaps Marvel conjectured this same thing and would return. sat down in an easy chair to wait for him. He did not come. l fell asleep When I woke up the light of a new day was invading the room.
 As I left the apartment house, got breakfast and went down to the bank, I felt that l must not re main inert. More than once l took ! out the bit of pasteboard that had cost me something over four dollars, and that name. Springfield" seemed to lure me on. left brief note for the president of the bank. whose con fidential secretary I was. I merely named Resilius Marvel. I knew that would suffice and atone.
 The first train for Springfield. l found upon inquiry at the railroad sta tion, left in an hour. I was one of its passengers. I had no idea what pur- pose might serve by thus mixing up with an intricate case solely within the province of Marvel to explore and ex ploit. However, could casually look out for the Duplicate. The presence of the latter at Springfield might be known to my friend. Perhaps l would run across Resilius Marvel himself.
 did not gain any results from a stroll about the streets. Then as a bank man I became interested in look ing over the two institutions the place supported. There was the Farmers & Droyers', a small concern, and the City National, the leading financial institution of the district. looked in at both banks. The cursory visit gave me TO new inspiration or impetus, so l planned to return home on the next train. l found none city bound until late in the evening. however. and therefore decided to view the palatial home of Daniel Morgan. president of the City National bank. l strolled to- ward 1t casually to put in the time. The residence of the financier was certainly worth viewing. could not help but admire the ornate residence
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
He Spoke From Experience.

"When I was a boy I wanted to be come q railroad president"
 "That was a laudable ambition"
 However, l soon changed my mind"
 What caused you to do that?"
 q used to talk to an old, one-armed fiagman on duty at q crossing near my home. He convinced me that there was nothing whatever in the railroad business"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
An Antidote for Anents.

q have here little treatise on the evils of the Australian school system as against the effects of toe dancing during the pre-glacial period. It should be in every home"
 I'll buy one if you'll cash this check for me" said the long-sufferer But the book agent was gone.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
Last Gall.

"When does the last train leave for Maple Junction?" asked the traveller.
 July 31st, of this year, sir" ap- swered the agent.
 "See here, young man. Don't get gay with me. What do you mean by saying the last train leaves July 31?"
 Just that, sir The Hillside, Juni- per Valley and Maple Junction rail road has been sold to q rival line and will be Scrapped"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
ConsoIinu Percy,

''It gwieves me to speak of it, Gwace. Lawst evening you laughed at me. right to my face"
 You shouldn't mind that. Every day of my life I am laughing at noth- ing"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
A Good Guess.

"The paper said that the bride was unattended
 "That notice was written up in ad- vance of the wedding, but it was good guess. The bridegroom failed to show up.
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
The Last Cry.

Customer-What particular advan- tage is there in this new talking ma chine?
 Demonstrator-Why my dear sir, it will reproduce the human voice as you never heard it before"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
Choosing a Course.

My boy is undecided about what collegiate course to take. What would you adviser"
 That depends. Does he want to build up his muscles or his mind?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1917-10-05
Advice.

He is the wretch who'll only shirk And loaf throughout the day, For he who finds no fun in work Finds little fun in play