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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
DRINK MORE WATER
IF KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat Less Meat and Take Salts
for Backache or Blad-
der Trouble.

Uric acid in meat excites the kid
sluggish, ache. and feel like Jumps of
lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder is irritated, and you may be
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the
kidneys clog, you must help them
flush off the body's urinous waste or
you'll be real sick person shortly.
At first you feel a dull misery in the
kidney region, you suffer from back
ache, sick headache, dizziness, stom-
ach gets sour, tongue coated and you
feel rheumatic twinges when the
weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots Of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces of lad Salts; take a table,
spoonful In a glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used fol
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activ.
| ity, also to neutraliZe the acids ir
urine. so it no longer is a source OF
irritation, thus ending bladder weak
ness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in.
ture; makes a delightful effervescen
lithia water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep TIL
kidneys clean and active. Druggist
here say they sell lots of Jad Salts t.
folks who believe in overcoming kid
ney trouble while 1t IL only trouble
Adv,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14

Washington had a special fondness
for sorrel horses. He rode fine
one at the battle of Trenton.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
ceo.risha The Tribune Assoc New Tribune,

billie" Hill, who present q decided
novelty in the way of singing and
dancing. Miss Hill is an adept in the
terpsichorean art and can do the late
popular fox trots and one-s steps as well
as classical numbers, while as a toe
dancer, she has few equals.
Mr.. Fisk is a clever dancer, as well
as good light comedian and makes an
ideal partner for the charming Miss
Hall.
After this the Charles I.undholm &
Co., present The Man From Mime
sota," an amusing fiasco taking off the
newly arrived Swedisher in some new
stunts.
Then Ninlz & Schuster, two young
men who are talented musicians and
experts on the violin and piano ac-
Gordon present a musical offering
that unqualifiedly pleases every patron
of any theater who plays their act. APP
pearing as Two Vagahonds' or WAN
dering Musicians" this duo of artists
play a repertoire ranging from the
classics to the modern rag in a manner
that stamp them as entertainers worth
while.
A close second to the above is John
=. Reed, a hlackfaced comedian While
he uses presumably the same kind of
burnt cork that others use his style
and material in presenting his act IS
entirely and noticeably different. Reed
does not take a whole lot for granted
and works right along without calling
attention to his hearers if they do not
laugh and applaud at all of his offer
ing.
Reeds rapid fire MINISTRIES comedy
and jokes. his original songs and clever
parodies. his mannerisms and person.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
Hair Often Ruined
BY Washing With Soap

Soap should be used very carefully,
if YOU want to keep your hair looking
it's best Most soaps and prepared
shampoos contain too much alkali.
This dries the scalp, makes the hair
brittle, and ruins it.
The best thing for steady use is just
ordinary mulsified cocoanut oil (Which
is pure and greaseless), and is better
than the most expensive soap or any
thing else you can use.
one or two teaspoonfuls will cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly. Simply
moisten the hair with water and rub it
in 1t makes an abundance of rich,
creamy lather, which rinses out easily,
removing every particle OF dust, dirt,
dandruff and excessive oil. The hair
dries quickly and evenly, and it leaves
the scalp soft, and the hair fine and
silky bright, 1ustrous, FLUFFY and eass
to manage. Fa TX
You can get muisified cocoanut OF
at any pharmacy. it's very cheap, anC
a few ounces will supply every mem
Der OF the family for months.-Adv.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
DRESS SHIRTS STOLEN
FROM PRISON ELITE

New York.-Some one has stolen
most of the dress shirts kept in stock
by the Mutual Welfare Leagues store
in Sing Sing, and the elite of the in
stitution are wondering how they can
be expected to appear at church and
at dinner until n new stock arrives.
The theft was discovered at the be-
ginning of the week end trade. George
Conroy, inmate sales manager of the
store, opened a box to supply the
wants of a convict exquisite, and
found that three fourths of it's con-
tents had disappeared.
Prison detectives are working on the
case. Several of the best dressed in
mates are under suspicion.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
The TheQters
TODAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.
Empress-Bride Of Hate.
1sis--Universal film.
Bijou-Vaudeville.
AlcaZar-Mutual Master Film.
1.-THE Princess Pat"

With the endorsement of the most
prominent critics of New 1ork, Bos-
ton and Chicago, backed by the uni
versal approval Of metropolitan thearer
goers whose demands enabled it to re-
main for unusually long runs in each
of the aforementioned cities. 1.-The
Princess Pat" Henry Blossom and
Victor Herbert's latest and greatest
comic opera success will be the at
Wednesday, March II, under the man.
agement of John Cort. Conditions
have changed since Robin Hood" and
The Serenade" were on the high road
to popularity, yet these operas are still
held in the greatest esteem THE
Princess Pat differs in many respects
from these earlier works of Mr. Her
bert, yet the same maSterful manner of
this celebrated composer remains to
give to the public a spirited score with
Il sense of humor that carries through
in grateful abundance. Every number,
and there are 20 of them in the score
Of this latest Herbert success, wins en-
thusiasm. 1t is music that tells a story,
and in several situations during the
performance of the opera, when every
voice is silent and only the orchestra
is heard one can easily imagine the
thoughts that are passing through the
minds of those on the stage Mr.. Her.
berts Instrumentation is such that it
always carries the story along with it.
This is a mastery over melody that
only Il few composers havez been able
to accomplish. Mr.. Blossom fully aware
of these gifts of his collaboration, has
supplied II book of lyrics that enables
Mr.. Herbert to go to the full length Of
his wonderful imagination. The vari-
Gus characters involved in the story
lead to unique expressions Of musical
rendition. 1t is a study in itself, and
one can hear the opera time and again
| with the knowledge that he can dis
cover something new in the music on
practically the entire original cast en-
semble and orchestra from the New
| York Cort theater for this seasons
tour. The excellent company includes
| Blanche Duffield, Oscar Figman, Ben
| Hendricks, Eva FallOn, Alexander
Clark, Louis Casavant, David Quixano,
William Quimby, Jack Thompson and
Isabelle Jason.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
Good Vaudeville Today at Biiou.

An extra good mid-week bill Is
scheduled for the Bijou tinight. In all
the seven good acts there is not one
but meets up to anticipation and proves
an exception.
Starting with the Garrison Sisters,
who are presenting a posing act feat
uring one of the sisters as 1.-THE Most
Perfectly Formed Girl in the World"
This assertion is broad, but is easily
verified as truthful. after witnessing
their number. The featured sister
could have unquestionably competed
with Venus for the title as she is en-
dowed with all the attributes essential
to a perfect form.
AS poscurs. this duo of beautiful
girls are more than a success. For the
ten minutes they hold the stage an
audience will he well rewarded and en-
| tertaincd. If all the beautiful in art is
appreciated, then the 'Garrison Sisters
will be revelation.
Then comes Bob Fisk and Miss
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
NEW YORK MAY REPEAL
FOUNDATION CHARTER

Albany, n. Y, March 13.~-Bills to
repeal the charter Of the Rockefeller
foundation were introduced today in
both houses of the legislature. The
step was taken, according to the
ton Of futile attempts to obtain an Of
fetal investigation of tho foundation
with view of having a public dis
cussion at n legislative committee
hearing ON the entire subject of the
continuance of the legal sanction of
such institutions.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
AERONAUTIC STATIONS
ON ATLANTIC COAST

Washington. March ia joint
army navy board is studying the At
]antic and gulf coasts preparatory to
the establishment Of eight aeronautic
stations, which besides having two
dirigibles and six or eight seaplanes
each for aerial patrol work, probably
will serve as bases for the new no.
foot coast scout boats of which the
navy will order more than 100 in a
few days.
Sixteen dirigibles and n sufficient
number of scarlanes already have been
contracted for
At present no stations for the Pa
Cific coast are being prepared.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
CONGRESS MEMBERS
SET CAUCUS DATES

Washington, March 13.-Another
series OF conferences among Demo-
cratic house leaders today resulted in
a call for caucus here on April u,
four days before the opening of the
special session to line up Democratic
members for the speakership fight.
The Republicans will caucus April IA
and the five independents who will
hold the balance of power will confer
at about the same time.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
DENTISTS APPEALED. TO.


New York, March 13.-An appeal to
the dentists of the country to donate
their services in making acceptable
for military duty volunteers who are
rejected because of defective teeth,
was issued here today by the National
Security league. 4ttk se
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
BROTHERHO GOD MEN
REFUSE INFORAGAIIOlg

st. Louis. March 1s.-Represent-
atiyes of the four brotherhoods on the
southwestern railroads centering in
st. Louis held ,four-hour conference
here today with national officers Of
the brotherhoods and at the end Of the
conference refused to give out any In
formation as to what had transpired.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
GERMAN SUCCESS.

Berlin, March 13.-By Wireless to
ing against the Russian lines on the
Narayuvka river in Galicia, took more
than $50 prisoners, army headquarters
announced in tonight's supplementary
report.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
CALLAHAN DECLINES.

Washington, March 13.-Patrick
Henry Callahan of Louisville, Ky, Of
fered an appointment by President
Wilson to the federal tariff commits
sion has declined.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1917-03-14
BY BRIGGS

atty all tend to mark him as a come
dian of sterling value.
And last, The Three Falcons, who
present a comedy aerial ring act are
undoubtedly the best three gymnasts
at present doing aerial rings. There is
quite a difference in the performance
on a bar or trapeze as compared to a
ring. With the former there Is at least
a foundation to sit or rest upon. With
the aerial rings it is work and more
work to retain a position and perform
the many stunts and poses necessary
to an act of this kind.
bride Of Hate" at Empress Today.
If you want to witness an interest
ing story with truly tense dramatic
moments and distinctive character
ization you will not miss seeing Bride
of Hate being shown at the Empress
today.
This is a pretty before the-War story
in which Frank Keenan, registers in
forceful and dominating manner.
The support of Margery Wilson as
slave girl is nicely dramatic and her
chara ct enization of a most difficult
part is splendid. The Bride of Hate
deals with conditions gcfore the war.
The slave market was a daily feature
in southern cities. 1t pictures in tense
scenes the traffic in slaves in which
Margery Wilson as a slave girl is un =
usually good. quaint southern scenes,
mannerisms and hospitality all COM
| bine to make a most interesting pic
| turc.
| Washington had a special fOndnesS
| for sorrel horses. He rode fine
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
GREAT LEGISLATION

The legislature completed master
stroke in the passage of the bill which
offers a reward for grasshoppers. 90.
pliers and sparrows, also ground squlr.
rcls. The bin has been signed by Gov.
ernor Williams and is generally re.
garded as a master stroke Of legisla.
ton. The emergency clause was al.
tachcd to this measure, House Bill
-, and insures the further peace and
safety of the general public. As zach
county board Of commissioners must
pay the rewards, the trainers Of the
measure We're usrble to make arrange.
ment for the appointment of a state
grasshopper catcher, but it is presum.
ed that the county commissioners of
the various counties will appoint grass.
hopper catchers, otherwise the public
peace, health and safety may be-
snatchcd from our people.
House Bin No. l, which has lust
been approved by the governor. along
with fair marketing proposal for the
various counties, also provides for "a
turnip Inspector and while the session
is growing old and almost ready To be
gathered into the bosom of things
which were. vet there many of tba
strongest statesmen who believe tba,
the measure should be amended. II
does not carry the emergency clause.
and may badly impair the public
health ON account of lack Of cmer.
gency there can be- neither state nor
county urnip inspector for at least
ninety days after the legislature is in
reposc.
Earlier I'm the session the state
chicken show bin was passed enabling
q chicken show for each school district
with appropriate appropriations. nee.
essary ceremonies. etc, therefor and
the three measures taken together
heing an that has been amassed OF
statewide Importance. has made the
authors chesty and feel as tf the hard
session had not been iu vain.
With Judge OF chickens. grasshop.
per catcher and turnip inspector. the
..a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
VETERANS MEET
(COntributed)

lCOntrlDutedl
At the solicitation of Capt Woods
the musical puryeyor OF the John H,
Morgan Camp, Miss Flora May Taylor
arranged a program for the Camp
last Sunday afternoon, consisting Of
music, instrumental and vocal and
select readings.
The program as rendered was in.
teresting and enjoyable. though its
personel was chiefly of a youthful
class exhibiting fair training in their
several parts, notably the singing Of
a patritic song by quite a little girl
and a more diminutive boy. Thelma
Smith and brother Earnest, which
elected much applause
There was a good attendance not
withstanding the conspicuous absence
of many Of the members.
Miss Taylor as we'll as other
young ladies of our city responded
with alacrity whenever solicited to
prepare these programs and it en-
tails some trouble to get them ready
and to have them sparely attended
by the veterans for whose behalf they
are gotten up, is rather discouraging
TO the young ladies'.
Comrades let's be more appreclative
in the future at least by lending our
presence to these occasions.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
Hurrah! HoW'S This
Cincinnati authority says eorns
dry up and lift out
with fingers.

Hospital records show tnat every
time you cut a corn you invite lock-
jaw or blood poison, which is needless.
says a Cincinnati authority. who tells
YOU that a quarter ounce Of drug
called froclone can be obtained at lii.
uc cost from the drug store but is
sufficient TO rid ones feet OF every
hard or soft corn or cauuls
You simply apply a few drops Of
reozone on a tender aching corn and
soreness is instantly relieved. short.
y the entire corn can be lifted out.
root and all, without pain.
This drug is sticky hut, dries at
once and is claimed TO just shfiyel up
any corn witout mflamng or even
irritating the surrounding tissue or
skin.
II YOU wife wears high heels she
win be glad 20 know of this.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
semc Truth In Il.

Have you ever noticed" said the
nervous young man. striving 20 make
conversation az the tea tublc. that
cr-hachclorS MS a rule, urc--er-
much richer than married mcnT
Yes" replied the MISUNDERSTANDING
lady, wearing the colors of the mill.
ants, 81 have "Ahi And-cr-how
do you accouu; Tor it," "vcry simply.
POOR men marry and rich men don't.
Men are always reairrr To divide moth.
ing with a woman than SomcthiuEg
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
Good Reports
for Kidney Medicine

We have been selling Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root for the past seven years
and during that time we have never
heard a complaint All OF our Gus.
toners speak in the highest terms Of
the results obtained from its use and
all are well pleased with it as a kid
ney liver and bladder medicine. We
think it is fine remedy and we sell
a great quantity of it.
Very truly yours,
+. T. HARRAH & SON,
Druggists,
Dec nth, 1915. Golden CITY Mo
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06

There is an element in evolution
which cndcarS II 10 me and To every
man; think il throws bright CLEANS
on the question of Immortality. | see
that the unfolding series In this world
are all the time from lower TO high
er, that the idea is not reached at any
point that the leaf works toward the
bud and the bud toward the blossom.
and the blossom toward the tree. and
that In the whole experience " hui
man nature. and In th.wholc economy
Of the providence Of God In regard To
the physical world, everything is on
the march upward and onward. And
one thing Is very certain, that neither
In the individual nor In the collective
mass has the intlmaiion Of God In the
human conscience verified and fulfilled
Itself The lmporfcctlon shows that
We are not much further than the hud;
somewhere We have right To pre-.
science Of the blosSon.-lIcnry Ward
Bcechcr.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
Sign OF Good Digestion.

When you see a cheerful and happv
lady you may know that she has good
digestion. II your digestion is i'm.
paired or if you do not relish vour
meals take a dose OF Chamherlain's
Tablets, They strengthen the stom.
ach, improve the digestion and cause
gentle movement OF the bowels. OBJ
tainable everywhere.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
How 10 Prevent croup.

When the child is subject to attacks
of Group, zee to it that he eats light
evening meal, as an overloaded stom.
aCh may bring on an attack, also
watch for the first symptom-hoarse-
ness, and give Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy S soon as the child becomes
hOarse. Obtainable everywhere.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06

Bad breath bitter taste. dizziness
and general mo account feeling Is
a sure sign Of a torpid liver. HERBINE
is the medicine needed. It makes the
liver active, yltalizes the blood, regu.
lates the bowels and restores a fine
feeling OF energy and cheerfulness.
Price 50c. Sold by Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
LOOK OUT FOR plPHTHERlA

Sunday night woman with a sick
child arrived in this olty from Hugo
1t developed that the child had a
severe case Of diphtheria and that the
wonan had slipped her quarantine a,
Hugo Dr. McNeese was notified and
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
For Quick Action.
5OX15o On Broadway. east of Al Rice
shop, $G,250.
GUILLOT & HALL,
i-S No. n. Washington.

To have q fine healthy complexion-
the liver must be active, the bowels
regular and the blood pure. All this is
brought about by using HERBlNE. It
thoroughly scours the liver, stomach
and bowels puts the body in fine con.
dition and restores that clear, pink and
white complexion so much desired by
ladies. Price soc. Sold by Ringer
Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
PEOPLES FORUM 81
MA = y m u ussauur
reanuts

IeanutS.
Much has been said of the peanut
as money crop and soil builder In
the year 1916 hcrc were l7642 acres
planted 70 peanuts In this state. max.
ing a total yield OF i5S.692 bushels
or 20 bushels per acre. Peanuts sold
on the open market at one dollar per
bushel; the hay from an acre Of peo.
nut vines is worth seven dollars and
hiiy cents; nitrogen stored in the soil
from peanuts Is worth fifty cents per
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1917-03-06
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an.
nounce Dave Frasier as a candidate
for the Office of chief OF police sub
jeet to the action of the democratic
primary election March 20, 1917.