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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23
THE KAISERS DREAM

There's story now current, tho strange
it may seem
OF the great Kaiser Bill and wonderful
dream.
Being tired of the Allies he laid down in
bed.
And amongst other thing he dreamed he
was dead.
And in a fine coffin was lying in state
With his cold waxen features frozen with
hate.
He was not long dead till he found to his
cost
That his soul like his soldiers would ere
be lost.
On leaving this earth to Heaven he went
straight
Arriving up there gave knock at the
gate,
But st. Peter looked out and in voice
loud and clear
Said "Begone Kaiser Bill, we don't want
you here"
"Well," said, the Kaiser "that's rather
unciVil
Z suppose after that 1 must 60 to the
devill"
So he turned on his heel and away he
did go
AT the top of his speed to the regions
below.
But. when he got there he was filled with
dismay
For waiting out there he heard Old Nick
say
To his imps, "Now look here, boys, 1
give you warning,
I'm expecting the Kaiser down here in
the morning,
But don't let him in, for to me it's quite
clear,
He's a very bad man and we don't want
him here
If once he gets in there'll be no end of
QuarTels,
In fact, I'm afraid he'll corrupt our good
morals.n
ooh Satan dear friend" the Kaiser then
cried,
Excuse me, from listing while waiting
outside,
Ityou don't admit me, say, where can 1
go?"
Indeed said the devil, 81 really don't |
know
ooh let me in, am feeling quite cold,
And II You want money, have plenty of |
gDlu;
Let me sit in the corner, no matter how
hot"
ono, no, said the devil, "most certain
ly not.
We don't admit folks here for riches or
pelf,
Here's some sulphur and matches make
hell for YOURSELF"
Then he knocked Wilhelm out, and be
vanished in smoke,
And he said, well, there's a dream III
never forget,
That l won't get to Heaven know very
well,
But its really too bad to be kicked out of
hell"
-Nartbas Vineyard Herald
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23

70 me at Tunes. Lydia z. FInhnam 5
Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills re-
stored me to health and / want to thank
you for the good they have done me. l
have had quite a bit of trouble and
worry but it does not affect my youth
full looks. My friends say why do you
look so young and well?' I owe it all
to the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies. -"
Mrs. RoBT. SToPIEL, Sage Avenue,
Washington Park, Illinois.
Ifyou have any symptom about which
you would like to know write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, for helpful advice given free of
charge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23
NERVOUSNESS
AND Blues
Symptoms of More Serious
Sickness.
Washington Park, III. ct am the
mother of four children and have suf'

Tered With female
trouble, backache,
nervous spells and
the blues, My chill
dren's loud talking
and romping would
make me so nervous
I could just tear
everything to pieces
and / would ache all
over and feel so sick
that | would not
want anyone to talk
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23
HYDE PARK
Now comes the Pony Contest.


Say, is your subscription due?
E. e. Badger was in Hardwick Tuesda
oon business.
Benz Hulburd was home from the U
V. M. over Sunday.
Cement steps have been built at the APP
proach to the postofice.
The Rebekahs do degree work tonight
DIR. Wakefield and wife of Hardwick
were in town last Sunday.
Roy Rooney and family spent Sunday
with relatives at Highgate.
DIR. G. S. Leach at tended the Odd Eel
lows grand lodge at Rutland last week.
Miss Frances Noble was home from the
Burlington Business College over Sunday
John Miner paid $500 for twenty-five c
hogs last week. Pork is high these days.
w. H. Douglass of Burlington was in
town Saturday in the interest of lecture
course.
FL. A. Noyes and wife. accompanied by
Miss Marjorie Hulburd. were in Burning
ton last Friday.
Lt.-Gov. Hulburd was one of the speak
ers at the big Barre patriotic celebration
last Saturday
W. G. Andrews and wife and A. c,
Blanchard and wife of Montpelier were
in town Sunday.
Misses Annie Badger and Ida Manning
spent Sunday at the latter's home in
North Hyde Park.
Misses Casey and McKillip of Pages
office force spent Sunday at Underhill,
the home of the former.
The Pony Contest is not confined to
Morrisville. Boys and girls in all parts
of Lamoille county may enter.
Prin. Wood and Ernest Mills have been
elected superintendent and assistant of
the Cong'l Sunday school to fill vacancies.
Col. Mcfarland. Lt,-Gov. Hulburd ana
Supt. Crosby are doing good work in adj
dressing preparedness" gatherings in
adjoining towns.
Henry Arthur Prescott and Miss Mil |
dred Pansy LaPlant, both of this town,
were married at MorrisvilIe May 10th by |
Rev. W. T. Best.
F. M. Culver has very handsome Will
leys-Knight auto. He and his wife gave
it very successful "try-out" in a trip to
Burlington last Friday.
A gang of gypsies in four autos made
short stop at this place last Friday. The
old saying eff wishes were horses beggars
might ride" belongs to the past.
Hartley Souther was in the village last
Thursday and traded horses with George
Foss. Who got the best of the trade?
Well, "when Greek meets Creek
One of the best amateur entertainments
ever given here was that last Friday night
at the opera house by the primary and in
termediate grades. About 40 of the
scholars had parts and all did exception
ally we'll. The program as given in this
paper last week was fully carried out. A ,
large audience greeted the little folk and .
were we'll repaid for their attendance. ,
The Misses Tyndall, who had the affair ,,
in charge and did the training and in
structing, are to be congratulated for the 4;
success of their efforts. They are surely
a success in teaching the children.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23
Thrice-a.Week Edition
OF THE
New YORK WORLD
nv 1917

Practically Daily at the Price Of a
Weekly. No other Newspaper in the
world civ es somuch at so low a price
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23

The Savings Hyde Park will help any boy girl
buy pig who makes application through their local leader The
Bank will signed by the purchaser and this with
interest paid the fall after the pig marketed The best
the County will have his note cancelled without
payment.
Last heState prizes by Lamoie Coun
ty boy and hope better record this
Remember there other this thrift campaign and
Ingalls, of Burlington w. the State Club
will very glad give complete information regarding
the plan request. Write him.
The Savings Bank at Hyde Park is ready to assist so far as
practical anyone Lamoe County eligible of these
The time act be OF great assistance
your by enrolling at Get touch
either with leader State leader earliest possible
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23

q FARMERS, mechanics, railroaders, la
borers, rely on DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil.
Fine for cuts, burns. bruises. Should be
kept in every home Csc and SOC adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23

Bilious? Feel heavy after dinner?
Bitter taste? Complexion sallow? Liver
perhapsneeds waking up. Doan's r egu-
let's for bilious attacks. 25c at all stores
adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1917-05-23

The value and need Of newspaper in
the household was never greater than at
the present time. The great war in Eu-
rope is now halfway into its third year,
and, whether peace be at hand or yet be
far off, il and the events to follow it are
sure to be of absorbing interest for many
a month to come.
These are Notwithstanding affairs, in
which the United States, willing or I'M
willing, is compelled 10 take a part.
No intelligent can ignore such issues.
THE THRlCE-A-WE WORLDS
regular subscription price is only sl,o0
per year, aud this pays for l56 papers
We offer this unequalled newspaper and
NEWS AND CITIZEN together for one
year for $500.
The regular subscription price of the
pers is S2.25.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01
ALMONT DARE

Almont Dare, 1928, IS a rich red
bay stallion; 16 hands high with good
bone and fine style. Is extremely
fast both under saddle and in har-
ness. He is full brother TO foxy
Dare that won the championship for
saddle bred brood mares at the Ken
lucky State fair in 1914, defeating
Edna May and others and to Nettle-
ton that sold for $4,000 and others at
$1,000. He is the best one Of the lot.
His colts have frequently defeated
the colts of sires standing as high as
SIS. Have sold his colts myself for
$500. Others claim offers Of $1,000
They also are the very best to use at
home, being large, fine, game, dura-
BILE and kind.
Will make the season at $40 to in
sure live colt.
Bryan Breckenridge, my register.
ed black jack, 16 hands with extreme.
ly large bone will stand for mares al
SO for mare mules and SO fol
horse mule. Will also breed jennet:
any month in year at $40 to insure
colt. Have sold his colts for 1920 al
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The proposition to increase pos
tape rate on newspapers is another
strike at the life of the newspaper
business. 1t will probably cause the
suspension of many papers. Every
thing entering into the making of
newspapers has doubled in price dur
ing the past two years, yet newspa-
pers are exacting no great increases
from their patrons. This is not in
line with laws of business. When the
grocer pays a cent more a pound for
sugar he lacks the extra cent on to
the retail price and the consumer
pay it. But in the case of the local
newspapers, they have absorbed the
extra cost and their patrons get the
benefit of it-yet of all persons the
newspaper man is probably less able
to stand the increase than any other
business man.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

Government agents throughor'
the country have been intrusted TO
keep close watch upon meetings at
which there is likely to be agitation
against the draft registration and to
arrest speakers who encourage vio-
lations of the war army act
Henry Hancock, 10 years old, Of
Columbia, great-grandson Of John
Hancock, first signer Of the Declara-
ton of independence, has enlisted in
the regular army at the Louisville re-
cruiting station.
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and stayed four weeksbut when ! came
home would faint just the same and
had the same pains.
a friend who is nurse asked me to
try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. / began taking it that very day
for was suffering great deal. 1t has
already done me more good than the
hospital. To anyone who is suffering
as was my advice is to stop in the first
drug store and get bottle of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound before
you 90 home. IN Mrs. W. G. Brown,
2S44 w. 18th ST., Cleveland, Ohio.
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weaving time. Grass furnished at
So per month and all stock intrusted
TO me will receive my personal at
tention but will not be responsible
for accidents. Season on the above
are due when colt is foaled or mare
bred TO other stock or stock parted
with. All the above will make the
season at my place, two and a half
miles west Of Hustonville, on Huston
vile and Liberty pike. Pedigrees
furnished upon request.
S. T. POWELL, Hustonville, Ky.
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NEWSPAPERS AND THE WAR

It is announced that the Senate
will reject the unwise and confisca-
tory postal rates for magazines and
newspapers as proposed by the House
but may substitute in lieu thereof a
2 or, perhaps, 5 per cent. tax on
all advertising collections" of the
newspapers.
This is special taxation of the most
obnoxious kind. 1t would be just as
fair, or as unfair, to provide that
merchants would have to pay to the
government 2 or per cent. of all
their collections upon merchandise
sold. As a matter of fact, the propos-
ed newspaper law is more unfair, for
the merchant could add the tax to
the consumers bill, and the newspa-
per cannot do so.
In this connection it is proper that
not only the government but the pub
lie should take cognizance of the vast
amount of free publicity that is be-
IIS given ny I1c newspapers iVi viz
advancement of the war.
Let us take the military registra-
ton on June next as an illustration.
Without the aid of the newspapers
that registration would be farce.
The newspapers, in the first place,
carry to the public the facts that
such registration is to take place.
Later the newspapers print the loca-
ton of the registration places, notify
the registration officers of their APP
pointments and their duties. All of
this is being done without charge to
the government. 1t is service that
the government could not do without.
This is but one of many similar
services. We do not minimize the
work that is being freely done by
hundreds of our business men to aid
the government in the conduct of
the war, but we are convinced that
no single industry in the country is
doing as much without pay as is the
newspaper press.-Louisville Post.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

The sale of the Red Cross Seals
in the United States passed the mil
lion dollar mark last year and at
present more than rs per cent. of
the work of anti-tuberculosis organi-
cations of the country are supported
by the proceeds. The money from
such sales will in large measure be
diverted now for Red Cross army
nurses and other instrumentalities
will have to be used to raise funds
The Kentucky Board of Tuberculo-
sis Commissioners is handicapped to
considerable degree by limited re-
sources but is doing it's best regard
less of it to educate the people to the
fact that the disease can be prevent
ed and great many cases cured if
taken in time and the treatment,
shown by experience and results, is
fully followed. Write to DR.. w. l..
Heller, executive secretary at
Frankfort, for fuller information, if
interested.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

l could not stand
it any longer. It
was all in my lower
organs. At times I
could hardly walk,
for If ] stepped on a
little stone ! would
almost faint. One
day l did faint and
m y husband W a 8
sent for and the doc
tor came. ! was Ia
ken to the hospital
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

A mob took East st. Louis last
night and tried to rid it of negroes
imported to work in factories and
munitions plants. A number of the
negroes were injured so severely
they will die.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01
MASONIC CELEBRATION

Wanted an experienced man to
superintend the preparation of a
burgoo dinner to feed 5000 at the
Masonic celebration at Crab Orchard,
KY, June %. Address ]. w. Acey,
chairman, Stanford, Ky. 42-4
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w. H. HIGGINS, STANFORD, KY.

Silent whenever they harshly con-
denim
And bearing it all for the love of
them.
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JUNIOR CLASS
lFrom The Lincolniaml

(From The Lincolnian)
Only class with sufficient grace,
Leaving school after the yearly race
Taking much of knowledge and fame
To show how well it has played the
game.
But glad in their hearts, its members
rejoice
To know they are through with fig
ures and voice.
Only class of twenty and four
One of ten million such or more
Flooding along in the daily strife
Bearing the wrongs of all school life
Without any signs of envy or hate
All for the sake of the joys that
await.
Only a class faithful and true
Loyalty laboring all the way through
Toiling, striving from day today;
Bearing whatever its teachers say,
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TWO GREAT MULE JACKS

Will also stand two great mule
jacks at SO to insure. One the we'll
known Huff Dudderar jack and the
other, Jesse Fox, a fine fellow, 5
years old and a good breeder. His
colts show up nicely. See them both
before you breed your mares.
Will stand a fine registered Short
horn Bull at So to insure. Money due
in all cases when animal is bred else
where or parted with.
W r. GAINES. Crab Orchard. XIV.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

The strawberry season in Warren
county is at it's height. On Saturday
AZ cars of berries were shipped from
Bowling Green, making 142 cars
this season.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01
VOLTAIRE 5514O

Farmers Q0n you unlnk rlSnL now
is the best time to raise draft horses?
The price was never higher than now,
and our supply of work horses is at
the lowest point it has been for
years.
There are not more than half as
many brood mares in the county now
as there were five years ago. You
can see that we are facing a horse
famine. What are you going to do
about it? Autos and auto-trucks are
all right but you can't farm with
them. You can't raise colts from
your mules. 1t looks like the most
sensible and business-like thing to do
is to raise some good draft colts be-
fore your old brood mares are gone.
I offer for public service the cham
pion draft stallion, Voltaire. He has
proven himself to be one of the best
breeders this county has ever known.
He will make the season at my place
on the Danville pike, one mile from
Stanford at SIS to insure a living
colt; season due when colt is foaled
or mare parted with. Will not be re-
sponsible for accidents
KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN 5167
By Chester Peavine 1884 by Rex
Peavine 1896 by Rex Mcdonald:
First dam Flora Carter 8419 by Red
Squirrel So by Black Squirrel.
l don't suppose there is a better
bred horse in Kentucky than Ken
lucky Gentleman. He has been one
of the most successful horses in the
show ring that this county has pro-
duced in years. He is just the right
size for a saddle horse and his first
colts which are four years old now
are showing the saddle gaits nicely.
The auto has put the light driving
tent, but you don't have any trouble
in selling a saddle horse.
l am going to offer the services Of
this great horse at the extremely
low price of SIS to insure. l am CIV
ing you for SIS what most men
would charge from $25 to $40 for.
Do you appreciate it? If so send
your best mares to the court of Ken
lucky Gentleman and let him get
you a nice colt.
J. NEVIN CARTER. Stanford. Ky.
KING ALFONSO
Big, fine 16-hand jack of good
bone and action. Splendid mule jack.
Will make the season of 1917 at my
farm at
$40 to Insure a Living Colt
viii also at the same place and time
stand my great Jersey Bull
SHELBY SULTAN l17497
At SIS to insure living calf. This is
one of the best Jersey bulls in the
country and l am standing him at a
very low figure. See this stock before
you breed. Care taken to prevent ac-
cidents but not responsible should
any occur. Parting with mare or
cow forfeits insurance and makes
season money due.F. REID, Stanford,
KY, r. d. No. S. SUI
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BLACK PRINCE

By Kentucky Peavine, out Of mare
by Old Preston. He is a coming
four-year-old, as black as a crow
and a good one. You should see him.
He will stand at $40 to insure.
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four Weeks
IN HOSPITAL
No Re!ief-Mrs. Brown Fin
ally Cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Cleveland, Ohio. For years I suf.
fered so sometimes it seemed as though
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

1t takes a man to hold down a
good job, but no job can hold down a
good man.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01

Only a class but it gives its all
To smoth the way for the Sophs so
small;
Doing with courage stern and fit
The deeds that the Seniors did for it;
This is the line for it l pen
Only class but the best of them.
Annie VanArsdale Craig.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1917-06-01
DON VARRICK

Will make the season Of 1917 at
my stable Ia mile from Crab Orch
ard, on the Singleton place, at $40
to insure a living colt. Don Varrick
is a beautiful chestnut, 16 1-2 hands I;
weighs l,400 pounds, is compactly
built and has plenty bone and finish.
His colts show for themselves.
Will also stand at the same time
and place my saddle stallion
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DR.. J. G. Carpenter
Stanford, Kentucky.

Office in Lincoln County National
Bank Building.
Diseases of the eye, nose, throat,
ear, Genito-Urinary, Pelvic, Rectal
and Skin.
Eyes Scientificly tested and glass
es skilfully prescribed.
CONSULTATION and SURGERY
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W. r. GAINES. Crab Orchard, Ky.
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: NldyO -----...----.-.---.--..
Dam OF Lala Watt (2)
2:27 IL, Bleucher 2:29
Ii, sr. 2:l7; out of a
half sister 10 Silent
Brook 2:l6 l-2.
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KING ALFONSO

Big, fine 16-hand jack of good
bone and action. Splendid mule jack.
Will make the season of 1917 at my
farm at
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BLEUCHER 4615S

RECORD 229 Ii, TRIAL 2I4 81
KENTUCKYS CHAMPION ROAD HORSE
Winner OF Road Class and Breeding Class Kentucky State F
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1917-10-25
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