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Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.

And what do you sailors do when you get honesick?" We goes to sea. again, ma'am."-Houston Post.
 Why, what are you thinking ofe You gave the waitress a mark" Shut upl She gave me 10 marks change too much. "F1iegende Blaetter.
 Purist-How is this? Your card reads R: E. Wise. Rectifer and Com pounder,' and you tell me you are a. proofreader. R. B. Vise-Why, yes: I rectIfy errors and compound words Judge.
 Agitated Old Gent-ouickl My daughter is ovsrboard' Save her and Wait till a wave rolls her over and I can see her face!-Puck-
 Why do they call these dentists offices dental parlers?" asked Smith of his friend. Why, paxior is the old fashioned name for drawing room = Presbyterian Standard.
 enough remarked he. well If you don't like it, I suppose you'll have to lump it." said she. with sn1ile, pass ing the loaf sugar his way.-Red Hen.
 Father said the small boz. what is a prodigy?" "A prodigy. my son, Is a boy who can be pessaaded to get his mind on the thisd dimension instead of trying to get his feet on third base Washington Star.
 Landlady-I 'opes, ma'am, as you finds the bracing hair down ere i'm proves your happetites. ma Jam YoUn 2 Wife-Oh, yes, Mrs. Kefridse. For tn- stance, at home we only eat one loaf a day, and I find from your account that we manage eight herei-London Opin- ion.
 The Dad-My son, I want to tell you that the secret of nay success, az l. must be of any mans is hard work. I The Son-Sh, dad, I don't care to hear other peoples secrets, and I am too much of e. gentleman to take advantage of information gained in that way. Say no rnore.-Toiedo Blade.
 His Better Hal<--I think it's time we got Lizzie married and settled dorn, Alfred She will be 2s next week, you know. Her Lesser Eah-Oh, don 2 hurry, my dear. Better wait till the right sort of man comes aleng. Ills Better Ha1f-But why wait? I didu (, Throne and Counfry.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
Dost thou love life, then do not squander time, for time is the stuff life is made of.-F'rankIin.

Do not squander time chopping wood carrying coal or filing a smelly, greasy oil can getting ready to do your cooking. Get Gas Range and cook at any time without a single irritating irksome, ire producing, pro- fanity provoking preliminary proceed ure A match and the fire is ready. IndisputabIy the worlds best cooking stove. 4 hot weather necessity and a blessing every day in the year. Saves work, saves time, saves dollars. Call and sea the latest models. Prices from $10 up.
 Rotary Gas Water Tank Heaters $10 connecting at cost.
 Cook with gas and forget the sig zling, scorching, sweltering weather
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
LEGAL NOTICES.

AT \ COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 10th day of August, A. D. 1911.
 Present-NELSON J. AYLING, Judge.
 Estate of Ellen L. Hathaway, late of Norwich, in said District, deceased
 The Executor exhibited his admins tration account with said estate to the Court for allowance; it is therefore
 Ordered, That the 22d day of AI- gust, A. D. 1911, at 9 o'clock in the forenoon, at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich in said Dis trict, be- and the same is. appointed for hearing the same. and the said Exec utor is directed to give notice thereof by publishing this order once in some newspaper having circulation Tn said District, at least five. days prior to the date. of said hearing. and make return to the Court
 NELSON J. AYLING, Judge
 The above and foregoing is a true copy of record
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH,
 aug16d Clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
All of the members of the Ieaisiature
Mir. Hall Of WiIIjn

Mir. Hall of WilIineton presented 8 report from a conference committee on the matter of salaries of messengers, doorkeepers and assistant superinten- dents Of the capitol. providing for pay ment of 26 employees at the rate of $f00 a, month and pro rata for parts of months. Mir. Candee of Easton op- posed the bill. Judge Banks said he believed the report of the committee as far as it related to assistant super int2ndents to be unconstitutional. Nil Murphy of Danbury moved indefinite postponement. When the vote was taken Speaker Scott declared the mo- tion lost. MT. Candee of Easton doubt d the vote, and count revealed the absence of quorum, automatically adjourning the house. so the mater vii! come up again this Wednesday, iECrning.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
POETRY.
PARTING OF THE WAYS.

 Fred, mex door. has a turkle that
 erawls into it's shell; An offered him kite string an my
 busted dinner bell An my cross-bow an the cannon that
 my Uncle Arthur made An lucky stone, found once, but he
 simply wouldn't trade Say, that turkle draws it's head in
 when it sees you're about An when you start to walk away the An it is plumb bowlegged, an it has
 got tail, I'd borrow. it an show you how close
 it's shell will fit, But always when 1 go there Freds
 busy uSin' it. A feller that I know said you ketch q You tie it's shell down tight so it can't
 go to crawlin when You put hot coal on it; then if .ts An don't cool off too sudden it jumps
 out of its shell. So told Fred about it, an l told him
 at we Would try it with his turkle; an hs An said jast Git I99ksd sduz at oW9 9 turks try
 it; you know well A turkle never ain't no good unless Ips
 got a shell" An then he took his turk1e an went
 an slammed the door; wish't I had turkle-it's awful fa
  When he come out this mornin' an
 whistled said. Gee, 4 dandy plan fer usin. up that turkIe's
 come to me, I'll rake an or tin can out from under
 heath our steop, An then we'll build a fire, an we'll
 make some turkle coup,' An he said: Not this turkle, He
 don't go in no can,' Gee whizl With Kids like Fred Is 1t
 ain't no use to plani I'm going out a-huntin' tomorrow.
 just ache To ketch myself a turk1e-I had
 chicken snake One time an let Fred take 1t an keep it.~oyer night. An now he's got a turkle-but I'll fix
 him, all right He says he's gonna train 1t to do some
 funny stunts. An shoot little cannon like what he
 heard of once, An train it. too, to carry Ifttls
 teentsy flag, An walk a tight rope. maybe; he's so
 plumb full O brag Since he got that or turklei He's
 gonna start a. show An charge 10 cents admission; bat I
 ain't gonna go An see no measly turk1e dc silly
 things like thaE might if Fred wae decent-not nowf
 That's where I'm att Not only I myself won't go to see his
 turkIe show I'll tell the others not to-I bet you
 they won't got
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

The senate made the bill for a state tax the order Of the day for Tuesdas l.
 Senator Hammond of the finance com mittee said that a state tax for the Text two years could not be avoided. Senator Peck said that the appropria- tions committee was preparing list of appropriations to see how much reve- nue would be required. The commit : lee had hoped that it would not be necessary to favor 9 state tax but 1t looked HOW as if one would have to b. voted, of half a mill a year. In this connection the committee has drawn up table of appropriations showing that S12,423, 495 has been voted. An adaitiCLal appropriation is to be made for the Norwich insane hospital. The total will probably he close to $13.0O0. : 000, for the $275,000 voted in the Had dam bridge bill and $50,000 for the NOrwalk bridge are not included 1t was on Sena tor Peek's request that the tax matter went over until Tuesday.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT

ator.
 National Rogue Tournament off Rockwell Street
 Immergrren Lodge, No. 12, Sons of Hermann, meets in Germania Hall.
 Tecumseh Tribe, No. '43, l. o. R. M, meets in Austin Block.
 Polishers' and Buffers Union meets in c. L. U. Hall.
 Hope Rebekah Lodge, No. 21, I. o. 9. F.. meets in Odd Fellows Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Goina Out of Business.

Royal Clothing Go. is selling out. Owing to other interest they are forced to discontinue their Norwich store. The stock and fixtures will be placed on sale today. Every thing must be sold. This store is for. rent Will give possession of store on or about August
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
MUCH IN LITTLE

From trustworthy records it appears that meat producing animals cost, alive on the hoof, more per kilo than dress ed beef, mutton, veal and pork cost seven years ago in the markets ef Paris.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
Ihe annronriations cnrnnnit1

The appropriations committee, which has been called upon to make many trlHs about the state since January. will, it is expected, go to Norwich this "Wednesday afternoon to inspect the N2rwich state hospital for the insane This will probably be their last trip before adjournment
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

There was large attendance in the house Tuesday, many coming for the special purpose of seeing that the bal lot law was properly amended.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
Action on resolution providing

Action on resolution providing for $3,000 for the purchase of law books for New London county was indefinite ly postponed by the house on Tuesday, though it came before that body on d favorable report of the judiciary com mittee. This report. however, was op- posed by 8 majority of the New Lon don county delegation.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

CelflntllCn anu pay Iieill Ol leiu uoiil ages
 The house passed the amendment to the law concerning indecent and lni- moral exhibitions; amendments to the establish a standard for milk and to prevent it's adulteration. The senate Tuesday afternoon passed the reso 4rtion for final adjournment uf the legislature on Friday. the 2otn. Inc house is expected to agrsse With th.s although some members sstln s<ertical as to the possibility of get tug through by that date. T1 ;5e in te'eSted in tin: death damages t:ill, measures will insist that final action priations, which just now is one of the gone over until Tuesday in the senate.
 The senate receded from previous rejecting the advisory initiative and referendum bill.
 The shouse rejected the bill which would permit wrestling and boxing Peck of Stratford said that he be- Iieved the object of the bill was to license prize fights. Representative Thompson of Pomfret protested in be- half of the public health and safety sought as stated by MT. Peck.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

THERE Is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bull letin for business results
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

Bills passed by the senate Tuesday included: Providing that tail lights Oil automobiles must be lights which can not be put out from the drivers seat
 granting pension of $500 a year to Geor2f B. Baisden, who has been d guard at the state prison for 3S years and WhC will have to be retired by reason of age; bill exempting from tax
 aiion land set apart for growing foress trees; amendment to the act concern ing taxation of inheTitances and sue cesssons: bill giving the state highway V commissioner authority over state trunk highways So that no one can tea- up | highway without first get ting permit; and also allowing the commissioner to take land for high
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

Suitab ble for all lingerie fabrics The yoke is cut with cap sleeve in one, and is joined to full skirt, pieces. The model is simple and easily made The pattern is cut in three sizes+Smail. medium and large. It requires IA dfum size.
 A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address an receipt of 10 cents in silver stamps.
 Order through The Bulletin Company. Pattern Dept, Norwich, Conn
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

Notwithstanding the disastrous hTs that in November. 1910, devastated tfs business center of Victoria and de- stroyed over Sf.000, 900 worth Of prop erty. the city progressed more during 1910 than in any previous 12 months Si it's history.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

The bill appropri atinq $25o,00o for board of directors to establish county homes for care and treatment of per sons suffering with tuberculosis and ttl.e drawo1idge support bill carving
 $50 for es.clI county drawbridge were LasseG in the senate:
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
LOST AND FOUND.

LOSI-On the Harland road. a pack age containing a dress. Finder will get reward by leaving it at Shagbark k Farm, Harland Road aug16d
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

I've bil: which would prevent boys urcer 16 years from going into the woods with a rifle unless accompanied bY ali older person was rejected by the senate in spite of a favorable re- port, 1t being pointed out that the bill wtS an unjust one.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

Confucius used balrbrush for 4 pen, and his ancestors for centuries before his time. The reed came into use for writing in the marshy ooun- tries of the Orient. It was hollow and cut in short lengths, with sharpen<d ends, and was some improvement ou the hair pen.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16
CAPITOL CHATTER
Little Sidelights on Legislators and Legislator

, weys and providing a way for con- delnnaticn and payment of land dam
 ages
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

Premier McBride states that rsfivrar construction alone will in the next four years cause the distribution Of over $50.000. 900 in British CoIurbfs. while the governments investments ir reproductive public works will amount to $5,000,000 annually during the same years.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

It is officially announced that ths policy of the Dominion government will be to build at Esquinalt the naval vessels to be operated on the Pacific coast The new drydock will be large enough to accommodate the largest war vessels, will cost over s3.o0o.Gg0 and employ more than 1000 men.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

A public service electric company is now installing apparatus to bring eiec- tric current from San Geronimo to Salina Cruz Mexico Heretofore no electric current has been available to the public, the only plant being the plant of the Tehusntepec National railway, and this company used the power in connection with the terminal and dock facilities.
Norwich bulletin., 1911-08-16

The coinage of Belgian currency Is made by contract. and the manufac- ture of the standard national coins is carried on in conformity with tsrfT established by royal decree and with materials furnished by the state The director of the mint can. at his own risk. undertake the coinage Of cur rency for foreign governments.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
TO SOLVE "WHAT is vINEeAR?v

Washington, Oct. Pa decision is
expected within day or two of the
vexed question, What is vinegar?"
This problem has been under consid-
Grafton for nearly two years and has
been the subject of numerous hear
ings. The manufacturers of acid sub
stitutes for vinegar have been about
forced out of business, but DR.. Wiley
favors still further restrictions.
1t is the contention of DR.. Wiley
that pure vinegar should be made only
from cider, and that so-called vinegars
made from malt, molasses, sugar, wine
and other ingredients should not be
branded as pure vinegar DR.. Doolittle,
the vinegar expert of the chemistry
bureau, is understood to have SINH
lar opinion, and the board of food and
drug inspection is likely soon to put
into effect ruling in line with DR..
Wiley's views.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
Gompers Must Choose.

Atlanta, Ca, Oct. 26.-When the
American Federation of Labor meets
here next month, 1t is practically GER
tain that President Samuel Gompers
win be presented with the alternative
of resigning from the Civic Federation
or giving up his job. While the propo-
sition win be put up" to Mr.. Com
pers by the more socialistic delegates
to the convention, it is understood to
have the approval Of majority of the
members. Some time ago John Mitch
ell was forced to resign lucrative
position with the Civic Federation on
peril of losing his membership In the
United Nine Workers of America.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
WAL KING is NEW FAD.

Washington, Oct. 26.--Walking is 10
be the fad in Washington this fall and
winter, especially for young women.
Miss Helen Taft, daughter of the presi-
dent, has set the fashion and every
girl of the national capital is prepar-
ing to follow suit. Walking gowns,
made little shorter and little fuller
than the skirts of other gowns, are in
great demand and no wardrobe will be
complete without such a costume.
Miss Taft is always extremely sensi-
BILE in all the "crazes" for which she
stands sponsor, and the fashion OF
walking will doubtless result in i'm
proving the health OF young women
all over the country who will doubt
less take up the fad started by the
first young lady Of the land.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
White Ribboners in Milwaukee.

Milwaukee, Wis, Oct. 26.-That
which made Milwaukee famous will be
bitterly denounced by the earnest cru
saders against the demon rum" who
are gathering today for the annual ma
tional meeting OF the Woman's Chris
tian Temperance Union. The sessions
will begin tomorrow and continue
through next week. Mayor Emil Seidel.
the socialist chief executive of Mil
waukee, who has been instrumental in
closing the dives" of the city, will
probably address the convention.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
TO ELECT NEW BISHOPS


New York, Oct. 26.-For the purpose
OF electing FIVE new bishops for mis-
sionary districts and the creation OF
two of the districts for which new
bishops may be chosen, the Episcopal
house of bishops met here today.
One OF the places to be filled is that
of bishop of Kyoto, one OF the Episco-
pal missionary districts in Japan.
Bishop Partridge resigned this post
some months ago when he was elected
bishop of Kansas City.
Another place to be filed is that OF
bishop of Wuhu, new district created
in the heart OF China. The Rev. DR..
+. II. L. Pott OF New York, now presi-
dent OF St. Johns college in Shanghai,
China, was last year elected bishop OF
the new district, but he regarded his
educational work in Shanghai as Of
greater Importance and declined the
honor.
A new bishop must be chosen to fill
the place left vacant by the Rev. DR..
F. F. Johnson as bishop OF South Da-
kota DIR. Johnson resigned the latter
place in July, at the call of the diocese
OF Missouri, which offered him the
post as coadjutor or assistant at st.
Louis. The work in South Dakota 10
in large part among the Indians, and
the question has arisen in today's
meeting OF. the house Of bishops as to
whether there may not be elected a
bishop expressly for Indian work, not
in South Dakota alone, but among the
Indians of the entire country. II
jurisdiction is made for Indians, 1t Is
pointed out, 1t Is possible the action
may pave the way for jurisdiction
exclusively for negroes.
The Panama canal zone also pre-
sents to the Episcopal church several
new problems urgently demanding So
luton. There is a plan on foot to turn
over TO the Episcopal church in Amer
lea other religious work in Central
America now conducted by the Church
of England and creating there mis-
sionary district, to include not only the
canal zone but all the Central Ameri-
can nations.
About threescore bishops from all
over the United States are in attend
ance at today's session. Bishop Vim
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
WANT TURKEYS FOR SOLDIERS.

Washington, Oct. 26.-At the vari.
Gus military posts Of the country bids
will be solicited today on the thou
sands of turkeys which will go to
make up the main feature of the
Thanksgiving feast to be provided for
all of Uncle Sans soldiers.
Commissary General H. G. Sharpe
has ordered that turkeys also be pro-
vided for the soldiers on Christmas.
but that at all other times fowls of all
kinds, including chickens, be eliminat
ed from the soldiers fare. Heretofore
the army has spent about $4,000 a
year on chickens for the nations hight
ing men.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
DISCUSS CRIMINAL LAW.

Champaign, H., Oct. 26.-Crime in
all its aspects in Illinois will be scru-
tinted at the meeting opened here to-
day by the American Institute o.
Criminal Law and Criminology. The
session will continue two days and is
under the auspices Of the faculty OF
the college of law of the University
of Illinois.
Suggestions for improvement of the
existing methods of dealing with .juve-
nile delinqnents, the present status OF
probation and parole systems in Hi
nois, criminal procedure, and the or
ganization of courts and changes de-
sirable are among the topics on the
program. Judge Harker, dean of the
university law college, is president Of
the state branch Of the institute.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
Meeting of Norwegian Baptists.

Howard, s. D., Oct. 26.-Leaders of
the Norwegian Baptist church from all
parts of the country gathered today in
the town of Berton, this county, for
their annual national conference. The
session will continue several days and
will be devoted to the discussion of
matters relating to the work
of the denomination. The church in
which the conference meets is the
only Norwegian Baptist church in
South Dakota
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26

cent of Cincinnati is chairman of the
house of bishops. The American Epis-
copal church now has sixty-five do
ceses and twenty-six missionary juris-
dictions in the United States and nine
foreign Jurisdictions under the care
of bishops using the same liturgy and
yielding obedience to the constitution
of the canons enacted in general con-
vention.
The membership Of the church, ac-
cording to the latest estimates, now
numbers over 100000 in the continen-
tai United States, more than half of
whom are In the New England and
North Atlantic states.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26


near Taylortown, in the eastern por-
ton OF the CITY, The old negro was
partially demented and it is though.
the fire originated from his careless
use of the old chimney. His legs were
completely consumed and it was neces-
sary to use a rake to secure his trunk
and head from the embers this morn
ing. His remains were turned over to
the Lindley undertaking establish
ment, interment being made this after
noon in the colored cemetery.--Nava-
sofa Examiner-Review.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
MINNESOTA TEACHERS
To HEAR Mr.. BRYAN

Minneapolis, Mimi, Oct. 26.-Wil-
lin j. Bryan will deliver the annua
address before the convention OF the
Minnesota Educational Association
which opened here today. The distin-
guished Nebraskan will discuss educa.
tional topics, his speech being SEIZED
uled for this evening at the Audito-
rum.
President George e. Vincent of the
University of Minnesota and several
other educators of national fame will
speak during the convention, which
will continue through tomorrow and
Saturday.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
"sEE AMERICA FIRST"

Baltimore, Nd, Oct. 26.-To keep at
home part of the 100000 spent
by citizens of the United States in
going abroad each year, See Amer
lea First" convention has been called
to be held in this city next May. Pres
ident Taft will open the convention
and mayors of cities and governors of
states from the Atlantic to the Pacific
will appoint delegates.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-10-26
What the New York Critics Say of
1.-THE THIRD DEGREE"

The Telegraph The Third Degree better The
Master the Lion and the Mou heart interest
smashing human that the the police department
thu evils OF yellow journalism and introduces real people
he Evening Ieegam--N i'll rival in popularity The
Mouse Absorbing Gripping Situations Remarkable acting Of
the cast"
The Evening Ma"Crpped the audience Will run as long did
The Lion and the Mouse Intense Realistic manner
acting
he Evening World-"A human pulse beating the play"
he lme-h he of truth. Gppngy convincingy real"
Will undoubtedly with wide approval Was finely acted Gen
uine ring in the applause"
The Gobe-lh ne audience enjoyed of the play