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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Spanish Etiquette.

There Is Il curious story of how the
Duke d'AoSta when King of Spain
ing to cover himself. the sun being
hot. forgetting that by 50 doing he
made the muleteer Il grandee. Mar
shal Prim. to prevent this catastrophe
knocked the mans hat out of his
hand. and, according TO some. the mule
teer had something 10 do with the as
sassination that followed a few days
afterward
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

Mrs. Lea, wife of United State
Senator Luke Lea, of Tennessee,
whose life is believed to have
been saved by the TRANSMISSION
into her veins of a quart of her
husbands blood, was pronounced
to be out of danger. Senator
Lea has recovered his strength.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Lincoln Told q Story.

At one time a friend complained l..
President Lincoln that Il certain cab
net officer was administering bis ofiir.
with unusual energy with The hope o
securing the presidential nomination
THAT reminds me-" said Mr. Lincoln
that my brother and were once piow
ing field With a lazy horse. but III
times he rushed across the field 50 faSl
that | could hardly keep mp with him
Al last l found all enormous chin d,
on him aud knocked ii Oft Now. | an
not going to make that mistake sec
Ond time. II the secretary has Chi
fly on him am not going to knock II
of. If 1t will only make his department
On"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

s'It cured me-" or SIT saved the life
OF my child" are the expressions you
hear every day about Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy. This is true the world over where
this valuable remedy has been intro
duced. No other medicine In use for
disrrhoee or bowel complaints has re-
ceived such general approval. The
secret: of the success of Chamberlain s
Collie, Cholera and Disrrhoea Rem
edy 10 that IL cures. Sold by Walton
& Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

The United States Fish Com
nilsson has liberated 5000 brook
perch in the James river, at Big
Island, some distance above
Lynchburg. The fish were sent
from the Government hatchery
at Wytheville.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
MARRIED 10 YEARS;
HAVE f9 CHILDREN.

Muslcugee, Ok.-Mr. and Mrs,
Frank Scott of Highland, kas. }
are seeking a home in this state
with plenty of land. They viii
need it, for although they have
been married not quite ten years.
they are the parents of nineteen
children, all boys, and thirteen
of them living. They hold the
record for triplets, have FIVE sets
to their credit, and two sets q
twins. All of the thirteen boys
living are under FIVE wears.
Recently the SCOTS, deciding
that they must find more lano'
went to Alberta, Canada. Ihey
were not satisfied there and e
turned. On the return trip Mrs
Scott and her thirteen cnlidren
all rode on one first class ticket
At Omaha the conductor MADE "a
vigorous protest.
Madam, you cannot carry
whole Sunday school along with
you on that one ticket" he SAID
land you need not tell me those
are all yours. You will have te
pay for some of them.
The rules of this railroad
provide that child under hve
years may ride free, when ac'
companied by its parent with
first class ticket, don't they!
retorted Mrs. Scott.
They do, but you will have
to show me"
Mrs. Scott dug down into bel
valise and brought out the fam
lily Bible, in which was recorded
the names and ages of each OF the
children. The conductor had te
give in. The mother and chill
dren occupied FIVE double seats
in the honeseekers' car and palo
for only one.
The names and ages OF the
children are: Ashbell. Archer
and Austin, triplets, AZ years
old; Arthur and Arnold, twins
3 IL; Allan, Almon and Albln
triplets. 2 1-2; Albert, Albion anf
Adolph, triplets, IS months; Abe
and Abner, twins. 6 months
Mrs, Scott is 80 vars old and
her husband is only year he
senior.
The mother and children art
now in Highland, Kas,, while
the father is in Oklahoma, seek
ing a location, He probably viii
buy some cheap Indian land.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Proqressina.

do you think Miss Roxy cares any
thing for you?"
well. | think she's beginning to
care a little
What makes you think that?'
why. the last time called she only
yawned twice. and two weeks ago
counted five yawns in one evening"
Variety Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Mistaken AHahiIity.

What maca our pirate chief compel
the prisoner 10 walk the plank so mas
tilyy asked the pirate
HE was one of those CHEEKY and
familiar ready made humorists The
first thing he said when he saw the
chief was. "Oh. you Captain Klddn -
Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Two DAYS In one

Chatha m island. lying off the coast
of New Zealand in the south Pacific
ocean. Is peculiarly situated. as it is
one Of the few habitable points of the
globe where the day of the week
changes 1t is just on The line of the
demarcation bet ween dates There Al,
IL noon on Sunday Sunday ceases. and
instantly Monday meridian begins
Sunday comes into a mans house on
the time II passes out of the western
door. A man sits down 10 his doom
day dinner on Sunday. and il is Mon
day noon before be finishes it-Lon
don Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
The Clear infnity.

That which We foolishly call vast
ness is, rightly considered. not more
wonderful. not more Impressive. than
that which we insolenrly call little
ness. and the infinity Of God Is not
mysterious. It Is only unfafboma bic;
not concealed. but incomprehensible;
1t is clear infinity, the darkness OF
the pure. unsearchable sea.-Kuskin g
Modern Painters"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
REVENGE bv Proxy.

Celtic Stranger-Tim Hennessy has
Just bin arristed What will ye2
charge to defind him? Very Young
Lawyer-len dollars Is my fee in pc
lice court cases. Celtic Stranger
Well. here ut Is. rye had 1t In TO,
Tim this long tonne. an tits wortl
tin darlars to git even wild him!-Puck
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Hurt His Prica.

DO | understand you TO say. pris
oner. that you knocked him down be
cause he called you dirty liar!'
"Yes. your honor: simply couldn''
stand 1t. If there is one thing | have
always prided myself on more thar
anything else it is my cleanliness. -
London Answers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Foley. Kidney Remedy.

Is particularly recommended for
chroaice cases OF kidney and bladder
trouble. II tends to regulate and
control the kidney and bladder ac-
tion and Is healing, strengthening and
bracing. Hoffman & Borden, Toms
Brock, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

Nearly 200 people were made
homeless by a fire which destroy
ed 10 dwellings, belonging to the
Thacker Coal Company near
Thacker, w. Va. The blaze
started late Wednesday night
and ragged fercely until noon
Thursday. No fatalities are re-
ported.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
The White Whale.

NJ WUtto Wn0tOs
One OF the creatures that inhabit the
northern seas is the beluga, or white
whale. 1t frequents the Arctic ocean.
enters the numerous bays aud inlets
and sometimes travels up the fresh
water streams to considerable dis
lance In search of food II preys upon
fish. and owing to its ability to swim
very rapidly II il able to capture the
fastest OF these. II Is pure white in
color and quite large. often reaching
fifteen to eighteen feet in length. 1t
has n large mouth. containing a mum
Der OF very sharp conical teeth. II
swims By doubling Its strong tail back
under its body and driving itself for
ward with a powerful stroke. The ma
lives OF those cold regions which II In
habits catch the white whale with u
stont net and By the use Of the har
noon 4 portion Of the lesh IL used for
fsssd. and the remaining portion il con
verified into very line grade Of fish oil.
which finds ready sale The skins
are removed and made Into leather
Harper's Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Harry MAY. a prominent

J Harry May, prominent
young attorney of Staunton, and
Miss Matte Bell Jones, IS years
old, of Louisville, KY, eloped to
Charlottesville and were married
early Wednesday morning. From
Charlottesville the young couple
went to Washington and are now
awaiting the forgiveness of their
parents.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
sold on guarantee that if you are
not satisfied after using two-thirds of
q bottle according to directions, your
money will be refunded. 1t is up to
you to try. Sold by Walton & Smoot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

did the prisoner offer any
resistance?"
Only shilling, your wurshup
and | wouldn't take it."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Makinas of an Artist.

He who works With his hands onl,
Is mechanic; be who works with
hand and head Is an artisan. and b.,
who works with hands. head and
heart is an artist Ruskin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Economical.

Husband You are not economical.
Wife Well. ii you don't call a woman
economical who saves her wedding
dress for possible second maria sc
I'd like to know what you think econ
omy Is like-GlaSgow FINES
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Oxygen as a Cutting Tool.

A jet of burning oxygen from n
blowpipe may he successfully employ
I'd to cut sheet IRON. il,,1 tubes AN
small bars The cti made Is aimos
Is sharp and thin as that made by
saw In earlier attempts difficulty wal.
encountered i'll clearing Tile cat o
liquid metal ana in preventing til,
spread of the melting effect beyond tlls
borders of the cut In later Processes
two biOwplpps were used The first has.
an ordinary oxyhydroetn flame. whict
beats the iron to redness at The place.
where the cut IL to be made This l..
followed Immediately by the second
Jet. composed Of pure oxygen. which
Instantly burns the metal without
melting The iigudized iron Is blown
swiftly from the assure. so that there
Is no serious spreading of the heat t.
surrounding parts ST Louis Republic
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
MlddIeAsed and Elderly People

Use Foley's Kidney Pills for quick
and permanent results in all cases OF
kidney and bladder troubles, and for
painful and annoying irregularities.
Hoffman & Borden, Toms Brook, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

rbe independents sssd sti,erty $50
poessns are IN gOrk - sus,sasssa dan.
srr4 snGsslanp ard ss,s~snsss - ase
lagleA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

More people would be trying
to get to heaven if it could be
promised that everybody is to
wave public Office there.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

Little things are little things. but i.
do little things faithfully Is grc,'
thing.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30

I've never had any pity for
conceited people, because ! think
they carry their comfort about
vifh them. George Eliot.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
Elephant -Tooshache.

A London surgeon who had been for
many years In India says be woule
sooner risk railway accident thar
meet an elephant with toothache. Il
appears that toothache affects an ele
plant in more severe manner thar
1t does any other animal Elephants
have very sensitive nerves. and q
touch Of toutIichp often brings or
madness Provided yoa are able TIC
chain down an elephant and draw OUT
the offending tooth. the brute is Ger
tain to be affectionate 10 you after
ward Here is an instance: An ele
plant In Bengal India. became af
fected with toothache. but the keepers
managed TO secure 1t while dentisi
drew a decayed tooth-the cause of til,
trouble. After time the elephant
seemed TO understand that the DENTS:
was trying to do something for hi,
pain. and he gave every evidence o
approaching the attention When tn
operation WIS over be frSkpd rounc
the dentist like Il young lamb.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
If You Want to Drive, Come Here

I am now running q FIRST GLASS
LIVERY in Woodstock with my hotel
can furnish you teams you will en-
icy driving. Good horses and nice
equipment. NOTHING CHEAP LOOK1Ny
about any outfit which leaves mo
stable. Prices reasonable and good
rervics.
j W HOFFMAN
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1911-06-30
NV RoIfolk@WestJ~
u..usauxx Schedule in EEect

SUNDAY, OCT. 2. 1910
TRAINS LEAVE RIvERToN VA.
Mel UrHROUND
3.27 A. NJ. For Basic, Buena Vista, Rod
noke, East Radford, Bluefe
farewell, Norton. Poeahonta
No. 10 Pullman Sleeper to derry. va
9.4 A. M. For Basic, Natural Bridge. Ro
anoke, Bristol. and intermediate
Stations, Pullman Sleeper te
BRISTOL Connects at hoanokh
with st. Louis Express. Throal
7.22 p. NJ. Cafe car to Williamson, ". Va
For Shenandoah and all interma
diate points.
No.2 NORTHBOUND
.O6 A. NJ. For Berryville, Hag-
erstown, Philadelphis, and the
north. Pullman Sleeper 20 Phila.
No. IS delphia.
3.4 / A NJ. For Hagerstown and int medal
Stations. Connects at Shenandoah
Junction with b. & 0. for Wash
ington Also connects at Hagers
with c. v. Railroad for Harrisburg
No. IA and points north.
6.22 p. M. For Berryville, Hagerstow
and intermediate Stations.
1hr nigh Sleeper via Hagers
tow to New York.
!. Rates. sc led ules, and additional Infer
nation furnished upon application TO Agents
Of the Company or
W. B. BEvILL. AFBRAGGs
GENT Pass. Agent. Tray. lass. Agen
Roanoke. Va.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1911-02-27
b. N,p D~ie8uz

COS gna.arios, The New York Gn1
.'orto Rec $ g. "a
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16
Bravest Animal Alive, Declares
Former U- S. Marshal.
That is Information Given Out BY
Jack Abernathy Of osiahoms, Set
ter Qualified for ralk Than
Any Other Psrson-

Oklahoma City, okla.-The coyote
has been greatly maligned. Instead Of
being the worst coward in the animal
kingdom 1t is the brayest thing in ex-
istence. That is the information
coming from Catch Em-Aliye Jack
Abernathy. former United States
marshal. and better s6Yapted for dis
cussing the coyote. than any
other living man. perhaps'
Recently while t...,L. Acpyote-
hunting with some frie sA ,arrsthy
gave utterance to seX -.ste,nents'
that are surprising
~ There is a. mistakenl .ss,sn re-
garding the coyote" he np 4 have.
caught a thousand of thu azd L
never made one yelp with s1n s They
would rather run than g. but when
they ere c01nnr6 like the
/ whimI
Folf alive
rgeB but
ouble. |
less had
s the great,
er\ lorages al
nigA h they are
bravo j e daytime.
"Asl ce-why. dang
1t. th| I things living.
They Elng than fox!
They q dog. with more
skin. lssfppi nigger can I'M
wade Dst on a dark night
Their trick is to. double on
dogs v6eing chased I had fine
ereyh ma killed once BY this trick
Three dogs were chasing coyote.
The {rakl led through a rough country
and tthe wolf. as they are commonly
call4d on the ranges, led the dogs into
a tYap. A half dozen other coyotes
can{e out from ravine and took after
thf}dogs. Suddenly the wolfsthat was
AIing pursued stopped snd In mo
Tent there was the all-fredest fight
9ou ever saw. They killed one of the
3ogs before l coaid get close enough
o unlimber my Winchester and get
ITO the game
"a rolf knorsiwhehlheis Is In danger
land when hefis not Once 7 had
coop Of chickens In camp. The coyotes
were proving about. so I took the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16
COYOTE is MALIGNED ]

coop out on the prairie not far away
and surrounded It With wolf traps,
EARLY the next morning I took my re
yolver and went out to see II | had
caught anything. rot trap had been
disturbed While Il stood there seven
Of the rascals snoqped up out of the
darkness and surrounded me. They
came up to within ten feet of me and
i began to expect a fight. i drew
away from them, making toward camp,
thinking to unchain the dogs and have
an early morning chase. They. fol
lowed. but when they caught smell OF
the dogs, they took to their heels.
There is something queer about
the bowling of coyotes. It reminds
me more Of Indians dancing than any
thing else. think the Indians learned
some Of their antics from the coy
otes; and then again when you re.
member how smart the doggoned
coyote Is, It may have been the other
way. he may have caught the trick
froR watching the Indians.
ore night, several years ago, saw
a coyote S0me looping along until he
reached aNSzia;Sa2 knoll, where he
stopped He sat up on his haunches
and emitted gnastly long-drawn
yowl- Silence followed; then another
yowl. In ten minutes dozen other
coyotes gathered around him. In
stead of sitting up on their fhaunchea
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16
CAT MOTHERS INJURED PUPS


Chicago This is the. sad story of
three unwelcome black and tan pup
pies that were drowned after q cat
tried to mother them and had adopted
them ir the place of litter Of kittens
that had been taken away from her a
few days before. The puppies were
dropped in basket from the third
story window of store and nat build
ing at Thirty-sixth street and Cottage
Grove avenue. The fall failed to kill
them and the puppies lay MANNED and
bleeding on the ground in the rear Of
the building.
In the new act in the tragedy a
gray and white cat while mousing
around the alley discovered them. Dis
regarding her natural antipathy to the
canine race the old cat carried the
puppies to a place OF safety.
She was busy giving them tongue
bath when Mrs. Mary. Brown, ss7
Fifty-ninth place. found them. She
inquired how they came to be there
and learned Of the basket and the
third-story window from which they
had been dropped.
Mrs. Brown called up the Anti
Cruelty society and notified Secretary
Krause OF the case and returned to
the puppies; intending to take them to
her home. In her absence the owner
had picked them up and drowned them
in a bucket Of water She found their
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16

m ,,.i and perfected the modern recprocating
m engine Stephenson bachelor when he first loco
% was Fulton when he started the first steamboat up
30 was Samuel Morse when he invented telegraphy M f
he same can be said Of Alexander Bell invented produced
ss fr. practical telephone sisgsy -eiSsrTsS
We all knew Marcono be when he invented wireless e
nphy. ts4a sa'ss ssts9Ia. stE9l TT e
The Wright brothers who invented the first uracticalS ale ara
unmarried ~ 1850 S. f, -
made z lna 20 e775r'rf7ph t ''s
got married early in life
rnsrs would civilization and society be except the bahelS
'''e ed IN all other useful arts as well invention?
90 not wish to discourage narrge But are facts and
regard " decent useful bachelors should be allowed to crop o
@s n while 50 - ; S.sp A YaN
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16
Men
Liars
Women Excel I'm
Z Accurate Report
of Physical Fact

SEER wrote call are liars" was not ndict-
II II III ing humanity He speaking genecaly spe-
II = cfcaly He mankind, us the men, in con-
q I1l tadishncion to the
He right Lying, like the rapid-fre gun the @Bos-
{ agreement the tricks of trade batleship
weapon, and the wielders weapons Lying is
~ after ALL only brutality refined Fahood cruelty
fSskss pered by cowardice l4s3i l4
m In the frank of competitive force the strong
am robber he brought the spoil to his lady liked glaze
& bloody detail Of acquisition Many respectable citizen
c when his wife congatult him the business victory which
has achieved through the fraudulent fn of competition
her he can't explain processes
he she has heart for it. and his eloquent
s tie fact that he has not at bottom, either But he born
d6 and he accepts it. He wds the weapon naturally
expert in its use than the woman .s
Not that cannot pick up pur
pue Their purpose is different that's all
Mans temptation self-asserton power. temptation
tsuende helpfune Both lie from selfneres
Of possession the imposition of his personality upon others
The nt Of the Identification the absorption of her being
through sympathy into that of her environment
II 5 question of motives ss'''t'
standard of honor different the of woman from
a which rules Each tempted according tempera-
So the question really down this pointvhat the
pychi& elements Of differences between
We shall get beyond the philosophy Out of the
ng Adam the formed carries within
hin the clement of the woman bears within her
element Of the proportions of the combination that
mystic lies this much we may divine
the instructive SELF sleeping SELF the ntuitve self
dsd higher degree than has in his makeup
the Ego the 81 the active each has both elements
Twenty experience IN convinced me that
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16

Thomas A. Edison, the inventor, has
just been celebrating his twenty-ffth we'd
ding anniversary and has been advising
Young men to get married as soon as pos
sible. He says that man does not take
his proper place in society until he is mar
ried, The responsibilities Of family steady
him and tend to bring out the best there is
in him. ..'e 20. 2..l.g e
All the great epoch-making inventions,
with very few exceptions have been made
by bachelors
Watts was bachelor when he invented
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1911-06-16

0VeI uI1gs Deug equa u1e Dest WlInesses are women
and children They excel in vivid and accurate
report of the physical fact it is That is because
temperamentaly they more interested in and re-
spond more readily to their environment of fact and
event
Women will lie unconsciously more readily than
men. Men viii and do lie consciously more readily
than women Woman, speaking generally, has the
finer sense of honor ,,s ~ :,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1911-11-10
new Chairs FOR
Police court

Police Judge Monsarrats court
loom, especially that section which Is
especially reserved for attorneys and
other court officials, PRESENTED a DIFF
fcrent aspect this morning, when
Court Cryer Fred Weed called the
court to order
There were new chairs for the at
torneys and court officials arranged
around the room. And the old chairs,
whose usefulness is no longer appre-
ciated by attorneys were taken away.
leaving the new ones In their stead.
The new chairs which are nicely var
nished looked apparently strong.
With the replacing OF the old chairs
which had big holes in the center,
much to the Inconvenience of the at
torneys, Judge Monsarrat is now bet
ter able to accommodate the attor-
neys and court officials. who have
been expecting to get new and strong
chairs.