Morris tribune., 1911-08-25

Is ploughing pretty dry now days?
How many cows, you got now?

James D. Campbell, the popular
swede road boss of this district and
enemy of the scraper-pushers, visited
at the Satter home Sunday.
Alfred Peterson, known in society
as the "clown," was at Olson's place
entertaining the Birdeyes the first of
the week.
Miss Johanah Miller, lyrical poe
tress of this Irish settlement, has just
composed song of which the first
two lines of the encore are as follows:
"Andrew, Andrew, the nice young
= man
He comes to the door, with snuce
in his hand.''
This realistic composition promises
to become very popular.
The ladies foot race contest the
early part of the week was captured
by Miss Mary Kane, the prize being
the newcomer" "-wonder where the
newcomer" is? Some say he has
gone back to the Cannabal Isles.
Mr.. Victor Hanse marketed hogs
at Morris Monday.
Miss Rose Miller is having a en-
joyable pleasant visit with Mrs. Chas.
Glover during threshing.
The two automobiles full of the
"Birdeye Social Club" that took in
the delightful msuical program at
Mr.. and Mrs, Turrant's residence at
Stones mill last Sunday evening wish
to express their hearty appreciation
of the very friendly reception given
the members of the club present by
the happy young "newlyweds" and
company.
Ole Bruins and Teddy Vesby after
finishing up stacking last week came
in rejoicing after bringing in the
sheaves.
Matt Gagen was one of the gentle
men visitors a Kanesville last Sum-
day.
The officers of the famous "Bird-
eye Social club" of the Township of
Framnas are as follows: President;
Prof. Andrew B. Hanse Jr., VicePres.
Lewie A. Satter; managing diplomat,
Charles Miller; Sergeant-at-arms C.
John Hanse: Treas, Leo V. Miller;
Musical Director, William W. Hanse;
Auditor, Olaf E. Satter. The Board
of Honorary members who on account
of absence can only be with the
fraternity on special occasions of i'm
portance, are: Prof. Hjalmer DOH
len, Hon. Robert F. Darling, Adolf
o. Eberhardt. Bert J. Stock Esq. and
William Howard Taft. The clubs
slogan is "Birdeyes" which may be
translated into broad and liberal
This organization wishes
to encourage rural sociability, physi-
cal culture and the cultivation and
summer following of good natured
humor, and all the finer arts of civili-
zation.
Bobbie Darling called on his "Tro-
quet" bosom friend. Ole Satter, the
latter part of last week.
Mr.. Peter Tholofson is seriously con-
sidering trading his eighteen inch
walking plough for an auto this fall.
County commissioner CLAUS DOH
lens successful efforts in straighten-
ing the Morris-Glenwood road No.
3 deserves very high praise by this
as we'll as by the travel
ing public. 1t will also settle the
war grounds between Bruins and Sat-
ter permanently and satisfactorily.
Leo, of the valley, has invited him
self to go and See his Birdeye Miss
Katie Dvenwolt next Sunday.
Miss Selma Lee. the accomplished
piano artist Of this vicinity and Mr..
Lawrence Dosson the English novelist
and banjo player will render select
recital in honor of the president of the
Birdsye club on his next birthday.
All the Irish. Yankees and other
8candanavians of this Indian settle
ment will be invited. the date and
place of the event will be published
next week.
"Let love for the Birdeye not visit |
you as transient guest but be the
constant temper of your soul". Prof.
Andrew.