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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29

ban lite par loeflt S9l9lei, men
9lrreit, % "a 9ouen ifelner ifarpt
mellem De to 9egreber, itille0e gan
Nnoragenoe ON at boloe Jig m9N
egen aoit. Get fan iom Regel til-
laoes ale. Ser beniGttes F! arreit-
opboI0.
Men 9egGringen n99teoes ait:'
gerel @aos eg6olm. 4%mtsforiton-
otren piIoe life bepil9e oct. SORT
ituloe 9onoraoo Organizers Son'.
tufte ino6entes. 9enne bar alt'al
iftl gioet nogen iom BELT 0ro:e
aleo &enipn til De / Straffebeilem.
melierne foruoiatte 2entpeIi-r iOr
lice SiIfpIoe.
Zen biemISie aioroe oerpaa Be-
litimeiteren opmprfiom pan, at lan
par iuIten og BAD ON 5iIlooelie III
at inOtoge ct @nnltio QfoO paa
afoen, isr ban begpnote AfioaiT-
gen. 0enne A%nmo0ning funoe 5elIer
fife tages til 5elge.
1}nos ggbolm maatte oerior fiji.
sc ia / itrats at IaOe III inoeipp re-
poa alminoelig 5nngefoit. st MT
slnorngenoe ON en- be0re 6orplel-
ming oil BOG bIiue inooioet. Oct fdi
arppe ueopareuoe nGgtes.
.5nn iiooer III UNDER 0en 5lit-
nino &olitimeiters Gilign.
Cor aorreiponoent me0oeler, al
ggbolm par uiorfnpt % ueo 5ooi
Goo.
Ren booO ifal Ser MI bIioe a
Den 6iemlaie5 LATTICE 6amiIie, iom
j iaa lang lio maa mite i'm 69r,
iorger?~
5 0p6bel- Foiten Tor iamme2 GAG
ifriper Anoreas 8rau blanOt amer.
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reit. 2nnge Elmer % Gage oil tent
me for BAN / ben eniomme 6e.Ic
) oisie ire Tiger bar ban ct If
fert Stem. ban fan fife 6lipe jaget
ira - i en- prensiiif Irreit. Soa
er ban igen biemls5. Aei, BET bIi.
Der @aOs @gbolm alorig i egent-
liz 8oritan0. 5 De Iuiinoer al oan-
.fe Stem 2an0et ooer er ban biem.
ne. ser er ser 6oritaaelie for bans
Sa9. 6ierterne ilaar burtigere al
QeoieIelie Ell Gag iom i Sag. Sans
Sng er Dor, iom De mango @unore-
oers, Ser itanr bag peo ben. 7e er
9anosmpllo, pore 6rpnoer %
Slegtninge, Ri uil % fan life ie
Dem ~iorfuIgte u0en at fsle BET iom
Der ifGrer / port eget aso.
3e fremme0e pil iige: Naos CO.
lolm iaar i'm loolige Strai. 2nO !
BET pore, bpaO BET er. Nien Sen 2oo,
Der ger BET louligt at bortiage iages.
.ss Mnuo ira it 6p0rebjem, Den
II -- ia. Oct er Sen. Der frpnfer
port oanife Sin6, Sen. Der oprsrer
pore 6elelier, oen er meo til al nab-
ne pore Stem % pore 9ierter Tor
Be 6iemleie, Tor aft, boao Ser er
5iemlsit.
9tanr 5rngielsoeren i Gag iIaas
2aas efter D}aos Gg6olm, aiper
BET @enlpo ouer BET gnnife 2ano,
set 6sres ms / 6pert Oanif Stem, %
foar COP til, 6uis Dan iooer,
1t iope uforitprret.
5 iamme 9lao opiororer aeoaf.
tor SDension De onnife Blade til
1t moOtage giorag til Be biemleie.
81 bar / oenne 5ammenbpng, fri
Der pMm.", rettet en- 5oreipsrgiel
til en- al egbolms 8enner ON, bOor
oiot Ell iaaoan 6remgangsmaaoe,
iom ri genre oiIoe itstte, maatte
for enifeIig. 81 fif BET Soar,
IT ben unppe par betimeIig / gie.
Ger bill ienere 6Iipe 2eiIigbeO til
NJ fomme til6age til oenne Gag.
6orIfellia Wanleituf. Gper for Oen !
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29
aacr. airfcrIOitc / IS gar. I'm.

Aacr. airfcrIbitc / - Nar. lin.
Ser meaet itor 9eItoaeIie ira nGr
~ iicrn ior0fpiteocs oen 4. os. pao
6en beroGrenoe airfegaarO ti6lige-
re Gaar0eier Sans 5afob arog al
Stobbum.
9aitor 0a6l 6olSt oiaprpOifen /
airfen % omtaIte / oenne, at oen
afoo0e uaibruot / IS Mar inotil
Tor ct 9far ii6en 6apoe ppret isrit
airfepGr9e % ienpre airfepIoite.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29
6Optrnp. Sclifa6cli9 Screening for
0Optrnp % &ilitrnp Soanc 6np0e

til Aitenen Sen /. Sept. inobuot
inc Me6lemmcr til en- ielifabeIiq
Sammenfomit / BET berpprenoe 5or-
iamIiHas6us. llnoerboIonin9en BE.
itoo / 6pIpsnina % Son9.
NsOet aa6neoes aloften ao0t s
al 5ormonoen, Der Boo @elfommen
o. ioreilog at hinge Sangen g2eft
Dit 0oneo. on raife Gut. Sammen-
fomiten ill.tteoe oeO ff.1i0en me0
Sangen yAItio ireioi9. naar SIT
gaar".
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29

men. ioet TO apinoer meIlem 30
10 aor er blepen anarebne, ben enc
er en- 9arieIfone. 0eslioeu menes
ogiaa ct Barn at bape p9ret an-
grebet; men oct er blepet raif, inoen
oct tom UNDER Spge6ebanOling, iaa
noaet beitemt uioes life.
On Smittefiloen oi0es intet, men
Oct anies ior uoeluffet. at oisie
SDgOomstilfGloe itanr / 5orbinoelie
meo Sen / Oanmart berifenoe 6ar-
lot. Zen igae 9nrieItone oq Sen
npioNte pr Den 9. Sept. bragt til
areosinaebniet / 0aOersleo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29

6sen. SpOsfaIO. (6l. 9p.) 5 oiS-
ie Gage er ell oammeI geteran ira
5~reaarsfriqen $3.50, 8eter9fis-
len @o0t ira StoIbro. afgaaet peo
3soen / en- AIoer al SO 9Gar. Zen
aiosoe oeltog UNDER arigen / ilere
6P9tninger % bleo iaaret to @an-
&c. i 6ooeoet og / Oct enc 2aur,
5~porfor ban iif 9eniion til iin0sos-
oag. San par en- goo onuif Man6,
pirfiom % aiboIot al ale. 5or nog-
le gnr iioen bleo ban Iommet, bnn-
Be pna 0eaeme og SipI. San MOO
eli goo qIeie hos i'm Sen inotiG
in 0eo. Zen ofopoe bar opret Gag
lcier paa @rangs @aar0 / StoIbro
/ omtrent 40 gar.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29
.6Optrnp Soan. Snaen SrGnOe-

b'+ N'NN"
bin mere. 9%anomGnoene / aieitrup
bar FOR nogIe Gage ii0en trufiet
Den Cperensfomit. at DC Tor 6rem-
ti0en fife oil u0ifGnfe grqnoepiu
til De Self, iom arbeioer ueo 1prife-
borfet. Zen isritc 9aa, oenne Be
itemmelie traa6te / Strait, par ser
: ar6eioere, 9ssgGu9ere, boorai
Den enc nriten life 6apoe hi pan
aroppen) iom neolngoe 2Irbeioet. De
bauoe BOG fife meget no al oeres
Strife. SanOmanOen t~eleionereOe
mo iii 9pen, boor ban itrafs iif
Gritntning for arbeiosfraiten og oct
enoog 30 80. biaigere ON 9ogen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29
SfGrbGf. Sprfen % @anomangc.

SfGrbGf. Sprfen Og 8anomange'
len. Self iioen De tire tsrre aar
isrit / 0nlptreoierne / iorrige anr-
bnnOreoe bar man Der pan egnen
life feuot en- ianoan 8anomangeI,
iom Ger Tor 5ioen 6erifer Der. 5
@an0lsb og @reiter iuinoer ganoet
for buer Gag. Der gaar. Selp i
Marifen itnar set OaarIigt til. 6lere
mna fore 0riffeonno no paa On.
gene til areaturerne. Get er ct &elO,
at gpffen, Der bar lit llolsb PEG
Siemiteo Slide, enOnu Is6er meo
8ano.
Noeaplen bliper fuloitpnoig zoe.
lagt al 5srfen. @rsnfnal og SDio.
faal er belt opeote al Ormt. st
5piofaalsbopeo foiteOe / 6or9anrs
Der paa egnen so Eenning.
Soften bar eaers oqret ret til.
freositiaenoe. aornet blep iaare
goot, o. Sset gap en- @enneminits.
bit. aartoifel6eiten tegner til at
blipe goo. Men oa Der intet @rps
er, og 0anomaneeIen er itor, pil
arenturerne fomme tioligt poa
Stalo. Mnnge Steoer bar mar al.
lereOe 6egpnot meo at foore aeerne
inoe peo Sioen Of, at De oaslig len.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1911-09-29

Sammelep. lllDffestilfeloe. Or.
bejosmano Ssren Sfstt, Der tiente
hos @aaroeier $. MihoeIien / Stp-
bling, er 2sroag Den 2. Sept. al.
aaaet peo 1eoen pna areosiDgebu-
let / 9~noersleu. Ssren Sfett bar
fort til Sammelep 6reong 5ormio.
bag for at 6ente ct 9ps oSfert",
og paa geien til Sanimelep ifal ban
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
IIsbon In pepys' Times

Pepys's Diary gives an unfattering
picture OF the Lisbon court In his
day. On October II. 1861, he talked
with Captain Lambert, fresh from
Portugal" who told him IT wss "a
very poor. dirty place mcan the
city and court Of Lisbon.
That there are no glass windows, nor
will they have any. That
the king has his meat sent I'd by q
dozen OF lazy guards and in piphins.
sometimes, 10 his own table: and
sometimes nothing but fruit. and
now and then half hen. AIi now
that the lnfanta IL become our queen
she Is come 10 have a whole hen or
goose TO her table. which iB not or
dinary." Some few months later,
when some Portugal edys" had
come TO London, Pepys found ihsm
mot handsome. and their fhrthingales
a strange dress. ind moth.
ing in them that is pIcssing; All I
see they have learnt 10 kiss and look
freely up and down already. and do
believe will soon forget the recluss
practise OF their own country. Lon
don Chronicle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
CHAPTER VII.
We Make an Omelet.

1t was Betty Mercer who said she
was hungry, and got us switched from
the delicate subject of which was the
thief TO the quite as pressing subjec,
of which was to be the cook. Aunt
Selma had slept quietly through the
whole thing-we learned afterward
that she customarily slept on her left
side, which was on her good ear. We
gathered in the Dallas Browns room.
and Jimmy proposed plan.
I'VE can have anything sent in that
we want" he suggested speciously.
and II Dal doesn't make good with
the city fathers, you girls can get
some clothes anyhow. Then. we can
have dinner sent from one of the
hotels"
why not all the meals?" Max sug.
gested. Il hope you're not going to be
small about things, Jimmy"
1T ought to be easy" Jim persisted.
ignoring the remark. "for nine reason
ably intelligent people to boil eggs
and make coffee, which is all we need
for breakfast, with some fruit"
Nine of us!" Dallas said wickedly,
looking at Tom HARRISON, who was
out of earshot, why nine of us? l
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thought Kit here, otherwise known as
Bella, was going to show of her
housewifely skill"
IL ended, however, with Mr.. Harbi
son writing out a lot of slips, cook
scullery maid. chamber maid, parlor
main, furnace man. and butler, and as
that left two people over-we didn't
count Aunt Selina-he added another
furnace man and trained nurse. Bet
ty Mercer drew the trained nurse slip
and, of course, she was delighted. II
seems funny now TO look back and
think what a dreadful time she really
had, for Aunt Selma took the grippe.
you know. that very day.
II was fate that | should go back
to that awful kitchen, for OF course
my slip said cook" Mr.. HARRISON
was butler, and Max and Dial got the
furnace, although neither OF them had
ever been nearer TO a bucket OF coal
than the coupons on mining stock.
Anne got the bedrooms, and Leila was
parlor maid. II was Jimmy who got
the scullery work, but he was quite
crushed by this time. and did not
protest at all.
Max was In a very bad temper: I
suppose he had not had enough sleep
no one had. But he came over while
the lottery was going on and stood
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over me and demanded unpleasantly.
in a whisper. that stop masQuerading
as another mans wife and generally
making a fool of myself-which is the
way he put il. And | knew in my
heart that he was right. and hated
him for IL.
Why don't you go and tell him
them?" l asked nastily. No one was
paying any attention 10 us. Tell
them that, TO be obliging, have near
ly drowned in a sea Of lies. tell them
that ! am not only not married. but
that / never intend 10 marry; tell
them that we are lot Of idiots with
nothing better 10 do than TO tritle with
strangers within our gates, people
who build mean. people that are
worth two 10 our one! Run and tell
them"
He looked at me for a minute, then
he turned on his heel and Len me. II
looked as though Max might be going
TO be difficult
While ! was improvising an apron
out OF a towel. and Anne was pinning
a sheet into a kimono. so she could
take of her dinner gown and still be
proper. Dallas harked back TO the
robbery
Anne put the collar on the table
there" he said. There's no mistake
about that. ! watched her do IL, for
| remember thinking II was the sole
reminder had that Consolidated
Traction ever went above 80"
Max was looking around the ROOM
examining the window locks and
whistling between his teeth. He was
in disgrace with every one. for by
that time Il was light enough TO see
three reporters with cameras across
the street waiting for enough sun 70
snap the house, and everybody knew
that il was Max and his idiotic wager
that had done II. He had made two
or three conciliatory remarks, but no
one would speak 10 him. His antics
were so queer. however. that we were
all watching him, and when he had
felt over the rug with his hands, and
raised the edges. and tried TO lift out
the chair seats. and had shaken out
Dals shoes Che said people often hid
things and then forgot about III. he
made a proposition.
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IF you will take that Internal fur
mace from around my neck, I'll under
take either TO find the jewels or 20
show up the thief" he said quietly.
And, OF course. with all the people in
the house under suspicion, every one
had TO hail the suggestion with Joy.
and TO offer his assistance. and Jimmy
had 10 take Max's share OF the fur.
mace. Yes. ! had broken the police
man TO them gently. or course. Anne
said at once that he Was the thief
but they found him tucked in and
sound asleep with his back against
the furnace.)
I'm the first place. Mar said. stand
Ing Importantly In the middle OF the
room. I'VE retired between two and
three-nearer three. So the theft 90
CURED between three and FIVE. when
Anne woke up. Was your door locked
DALI"
NO The door into the han was.
but the door into the dressing room
was open this morning
From three until n7e,- Max re-
.peated Was any one out OF his room
during that timer"
Il was" said Tom HARRISON prompt
ly, from the foot OF the bed II was
provling all around somewhere about
four. searching" glanced at ne
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
SYNOPSIS.

James Wilson or Jimmy as he is called
Dy his friends. Jimmy was rotund ana
looked shorter than he really was, His
ambition in life was TO be taken seriously.
but people steadily refused To do so. his
art is considered a huge joke, except TO
himself. II he asked people 10 dinner ev-
eryone expected frolic. Jimmy marrles
Bella Knowles; they live together a year
and are divorced. Jimmy's friends ar
range TO celebrate the first anniversary
or his divorce. Those who attend the
party are Miss Katherine McNair. who
every one calls Kit, Mr.. and Mrs. Dallas
Brown. the Misses Mercer, Maxwell Reed
and Mr.. Thomas HARRISON, South
American civil engineer. The party Is In
full swing when Jimmy receives a tele-
gram from his Aunt Selma, who will ar
rive In four hours 10 visit him ana MS
wife. Jimmy gets his funds from Aunt
Selma and after he marries she doubles
his allowance. He neglects TO tell her or
my takes Kit into his confidence, he tries
TO devise some way so that his aunt VIII
not learn that he has no longer wife
He suggests that Kit play the hostess Tor
one night, be Mrs. Wilson pro TEN. Kit
refuses, but is finely prevailed upon TO
act the part. Aunt Selma arrives and the
had never seen Jim's wife Jim's Jap
servant Is taken i'll. his face is covered
with spots. Bella, Jimmys divorced wife.
enters the house and asks Kit who Is be-
insists II is Jim. Kit tells her Jim Is well
and is in the house. Bella tells Kit 1t
WASH jim sne wanted 10 see put laha-
mira, the Jap servant, as she wished 10
secure his services. HARRISON steps out
on the porch and discovers a man tacking
a card on the door. He demands an ex-
planation. The man points TO the placard
and HARRISON sees the word Smallpox"
printed on II. The man tells him he is
an officer OF the board OF health and
tells him the house is under quarantine
and that the guests will have TO remain
In the house until after the quarantine is
lifted. The guests suddenly realize their
predicament. the women shed tears, the
pleads with Kit to tell him the real situ-
alton of things. She finally tells him OF
Bella's incarceration In the basement.
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and watched a slow freight creep
along under me. The train men stood
or lay on the tops OF the cars. ard as
they passed they tossed salutations up
TO me. caught them all II was
great fun. r. kafterwards ! reflected.
what would $-e happened n that
freight had suddenly stopped under
the bridge. as freights sometimes ds
or II the engine had blown out q
cylinder or something. 60 that the In
tercourse OF the moment threatened
to be prolonged for an hour or two7
fancy all those genial men would
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
CHAPTER vi. (continued.)

At nalf-paSt four O'CLOCK we gave up.
Its gone," said 81 don't believe
you wore 1t here. No one could have
taken 1t. There wasn't a soul in this
part of the house. except the police
man and he's locked in"
At five o'clock we put her to sleep
in the den. She was in a fearful tenn
per- and l was glad enough to be able
to shut the door on her. Tom Harbi-
rson-that was his name-helped me
to creep upstairs, and wanted to get
me glass of ale TO make me sleep.
But I said 1t would be of no use, as
/ had TO get up and get the breakfast
The last thing he said was that the
policeman seemed above the average
in intelligence, and perhaps We could
train him to do plain cooking and dish
washing.
/ did not go TO sleep at once.
lay on the chintZ-covered divan in
Bella's dressing room and stared at
the picture Of her with the violets un-
derneath. l couldn't see what there
was about Bella to inspire such undy-
ing devotion, but had to admit that
u,
and that the HARRISON man had GER
tainly been impressed.
AT seven o'clock Jimmy Wilson
pounded at my door, and | could have
choked him joyfully. | dragged my
self to the door and opened it, and
then / heard excited voices. Every
body seemed to be up but Aunt Selma,
and they were all talking at once
Anne Browne was in the center Of
the group, waving her hands, while
Dallas was trying to hook the back of
her gown with one hand and hold a
blanket around himself with the other.
No one was dressed except Anne, and
she had been up for an hour, looking
in shoes and under the corners of
rugs and around the bed clothing for
her jeweled collar. When she saw
me she began all over again.
81 had 1t on when l went into my
room" she declared, land / put 1t on
the dressing table when l undressed
/ meant to put 1t under my pillow, but
l forgot And / didn't sleep well:
was awake half the night Wasn't |,
Dal? Then, when the clock down
stairs in the hall was Ginning FIVE,
something reused me, and | sat up in
bed 1t was still dark, but | pinched
Dal and said there was somebody in
the room. You remember that, don't
you, DALI"
II thought you had nightmare" ne
said sheepishly.
IL lay still for ages. It seemed to
me. and then-the door into the hall
closed l heard the catch click
turned on the light over the bed then,
and the room was empty. / thought
of my collar and although II seemed
ridiculous. with the house sealed as
1t is, and all of us friends for years
well, | got up and looked, and 1t was
gonel"
No one spoke for an instant II was
a queer situation, for the collar was
gone; Annes red eyes showed Il was
true. And there we stood every one
of us a miserable picture of guilt, and
tried to look innocent and debonair
and unsuspicious. Finally Jim held up
HIS hand and signified that he wanted
to say something
It's like this" he said: Until this
thing is cleared up. for heavens sake.
let's try to be sane! II erery fellow
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for drink OF water. But as don't
know a pearl from a glass bead.
hope you exonerate me-"
Everybody laughed and said. "of
course" ard Sure. old man." and
changed the subject quickly. While
that excitement was on. | got Jim 10
one side and told him about Bella
His good-natured face was radiant al
first.
II suppose she did come 10 see
Takahiro eh. Kit?' he asked delicate
ly. she didn't say anything about
me9"
"Nothirg good. She said the house
was in disgraceful condition" said
heartlessly. And her diamond brace.
let was stolen while she took nap on
the kitchen table"-he groaned-"an6
oh. Jim, you are such goose. II !
could only manage my own affairs the
way | could my friends She's too
sure OF you, Jimmy. She knows you
adore her. and-how brutal could you
be. Jim?"
Fair" he said Il may have VIZ.
discovered depths of brutality that
| have never had occasion TO use. How.
ever. might try. Why"
Listen. Jim," ! urged 1T was a..
ways Bella who did things here: She
managed the house, she tryrannized
over her friends. and she bullied you.
Yes. she did. Now she's here. without
your invitation. and she has 10 stay
It's your turn 10 bully. TO dictate
terms, TO be coldly civil or politely
rude. Make her furious at you. II
she is jealous. so much the better"
How far would you sacrifice your.
self on the altar OF friendship" he
asked
You may pay me all the attention
you like. in public" | replied. and
after we shook hands we went to
gether To Bella.
There was an ominous pause when
we went into the den. Bella was sit.
ting by the register. with her furs on.
and after one glance over her shoul.
der at us. she looked away again with.
out speaking.
Bella" Jim said appealingly, And
then pinched his arm. and he drew
himself UP and looked properly out
ragged
Bella" he said. coldly this time, Il
can't imagine why you have put your
self in this ridiculous position. but
since you have"
Put myself in this position" She
was frantic. TITS a plot. n wretched
trick of yours. this quarantine. TO keep
me here"
jim, sasped. but gave him n wnrp'
ing glance. and he swallowed hard
ION the contrary" he said, with
maddening quiet, Il would be the last
person in the world TO wish to per
petuate an indiscretion of yours. For
il was hardly discreet was II, to visit
bachelor establishment alone Mt ten
o'clock at night1 Az far as my plot.
ting 10 keep you here is concerned. |
assure you that nothing could be fur
ther from my mind. Our paths were
to be two parallel lines that never
touch" He looked at me for ap-
proval, and Bella was choking
You are worse than | ever thought
you" she stormed. Il thought you
were only IA fool Now ] know you
for a brute!"
Cro BE CONTINUED
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Our Fear of Consequences

nice TO them as we now and then
have the impulse 70 be.
often think Of this as I stand be
side the track In the country and
watch q train rush psst The en-
gineer is usually leaning out OF bis
window. wave TO him. be waves
back. we smile In most friendly
fashion. and the train flashes by.
am the better for the greeting. and ]
hope be is. Once I stood on q bridge
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
WHEN NA.MAN
MARQIfS FMH
HpE0AlY0Y RO[DIEUS R0E[EGA[RT Nl
0AlI77OR. Of Tt1E CIRCULAR SIAlRCASE-
THE MAN IN LOWER TEN, ETC.

thinks the other fellow did II, this
house will be a nice little hell 10 live
in. And II anybody"-here he glared
around-"if anybody has got funny
and is hiding those jewels. want to
say that he'd better speak up now.
Later. it won't be so easy for him. It's
mighty poor joke"
But nobody spoke.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
Her Belief

Sterla-Maude IL flru Seiiever In
the theory that people should marry
their opposites.
habel-What makes yusi think 40,
Stella-Why, since che became en-.
gagged TO Billy Black she is bleaching
her dark hair to golden Billy. you
know Is brunette
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
Writer Thinks u Deters Us from the
commlttal Of Good az Well az
Bad Acts.

Perhaps the fear OF consequences
keeps Us from a few bad acts. but ]
am convinced that Il also deters us
from many good ones. II keeps US
from being as dissgreeable to people
~ We should sometimes like TO be.
bur II also prevents us from being a.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
Great mY.terY Solved.

How many hairpins does a woman
use when doing her hair7 The hair
pin editor OF the Globe has invesu
gated and makes this report: She
uses Just as many as she has. n she
has only two hairpins she makes her
hair stay up with two. but n she finds
20 in the top bureau drawer che uses
all Of them.-Atchison Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17

Were you angry wnen that man
sat on your new silk bsiy" no,
replied Senator Sorghum. 1T was too
modern and shiny. anyhow A silk
hat doesn't look a. II II belonged to a
real statesman until II has been
blocked and ironed . few times
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1911-03-17
Not Her Eorte

Fair Debutante-MrS Leeder.
wish you would teach noe how TO
play bridge.
Society Dame-ruuf MAMMA would
not approve OF nv tenebtns yoa. my
dear. / alwSJH lose.