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aforementioned. Now the whole situa-
ton may be summed up IN the one word
CONSIDERATION"
Certainly. It is a fact that people en-
ployed In various Offices downtown have
but two opportunities for making pur-
chases - Saturday afternoons and
AFTER 5 o'clock on other days.
The Saturday afternoon idea was orig
inally intended for a holiday. and to the
worker is a boon. II should not be
spent entirely In SHOPPING.
The desired change Is not only more
PROFITABLE Mt NECESSARY to
keep the spirit alive ana balance the
figuring and clerical work in the many
hours OF the week.
Recreation is no longer considered a
PLEASURE solely. but employers and
economists agree that II Is tho one
necessary rudiment needed in the well
fare of each individual. Thus much
Of the shopping must of necessity be
done AFTER work hours by those emf
ployed. And his puts them in the clsss
Of the eleventh hour shopper"
There Is excuse for those belonging to
this class. But verify. the woman OF the
home with just a bit OF KINDLY fore
thought can so arrange her affairs that
she hoes not need to be in the seething
centre OF things at the VERY LAST
MINUTE.
! This Is also true of men buyers n
have no boss to say them nay. And
they too may make their purchase
EARLIER In the day, In this way the
last hour of the business day, in the
shopping section. II those unemployed
would MAKE 1T A POINT to ne
through and off to their homes. the
work-a-day populace whose time Is not
of their own choosing could have the
full attention of the sa~lespeople. And
the crowds would be so comparatively
small that conditions would not be 20
not suffer from any undue walton
or irrltability,
For after all It Is only fair in the re-
lation OF buyer and seller for every in
dividual TO take upon himself the reali-
cation, the gain of the "live and lie,
live attitude,
And on the other hand. the eleventh.
hour shopper. as in the present con-
gested condition. must awake to the dis
advantage that is suffered on all sides
and that they must contend with many
things which. first considered. would not
come TO pass.
so that:
AN OUNCE OF CONSIDERATION is
WORTH A POUND OF CONTENTION
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D~umbwaiter Dialogues
BY Alma Woodw~d

fishing Co. rrhs New York World.
daresay it'n cost me a small fortune
before I get through. But I'll got even
with that agent. anyway!
Mrs. T.-Don't re a chump! Do o
suppose the landlord cares whether
you move or not? He'll nave some one
else take 1t the minute you get out.
Mrs. q. (rebelliously)-Indeed! Well.
he won't get another tenant like me in
a ~hurry-rent on the tenth prompt;
never a lay late. and not full Of kicks
like the other g%rouchesl
Janitor ~(breaking in)-FM you tubs.
ladies'! Waters going to be turned of
for three hours.
Mrs. G.. Oriumphantly)-See! There's
another thing. | ont think there's a
week passed that that water hasn't
been turned off two or three times.
They seem 20 think II q mild form Of
diversion!
Mrs. w. dogically)-well. how are
they going TO Ak the pipes and things
II they don't turn 1t off?
Mrs. G,-Pretty punk pipes that need
fixing three times a week, No. sir. I'm
going to move!
. Boy howllng up)-Gre-en. Green
Say. wot's de matter up derc? I bin
ringin' dis bell fer tree hours
Mrs. G.-Now. what do you know
about that? BELLS out OF order. Move
Well, I guess yes!
Mrs. W.-Bells get ont OF order every
where. You're awfully silly to move,
We're going TO have some fine tenants
on the third floor. The woman was
looking at the place this morning. She
loves TO play bridge!
Mrs. G. Cperkins up one ~ear)-IIow dc
know?
Mrs. W.-She told me so.
Mrs. G.-For prizes or tho REAL
thing?
Mrs. W.-The real thing. SHE'S al
right. too. Take It from me!
Mrs. q. (slowly)-Well, III think 4
over. Maybe ] wont move.
Mrs. w. (hastily)-Sho's an actress
though.
Mrs. q. with condescension)-Oh
we'll. I suppose you can't a every
!, thing for seventy-five dollars a month
When did YOU say she's going TO NOV
, in?
Mrs, VA week from Wednesday
I She'll play a quarter a point.
? Mrs. @. (ve-y sud 'enly)-Oh, ] cues
! ! vent novel 80. A.-
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NRs. q. Opening her door
wearily)-Carrie. Carrie!
kl Mrs. T. answering prompt
ly)-Ye-es. dear What's the
- mattorf
Mrs. G.-Say. Carrie. have you got
tho kettle on? Could you send me down
a hot cup Of tea! There's a good girl
I'm lead.
Mrs. T.-surs thing I an. What you
been doing?
Mrs. G. (expresAvely)-Fat hunting.
Mrs. T. Qnelegantiy)-Oh, gee! Did
you md anything?
Mrs. G.-Not a blessed thing! Al
MY price. that is. OF course. there are
plenty TO be had at $4,000 and up-ac-
cent on tho UP! ia like to know who
hlls 'em. that's all!
Mrs. II. (wisely)-Show girls!
Mrs. G.. (sighing)-I don't know but
what you're right. Well, they're wei
come to them, l wouldn't live In Wind
sor Castle with a show girl
Mrs. w, Coming upon the scene)-
Hello, there. Kate! Making %extrava-
CANT statements again?
Mrs. G. Qndignantly)-No. I'm non.
But you know ! can't bear theatrical
women,
Mrs. w,-well. 60 on with your story.
dear.
Mrs. G.-well. I was saying ! couldn't
find a thing for $500, Why, I wish you
could have seen them-long railroad
things with a Afty-foot narrow hsll us
black as the ace OF spades!
Mrs. II. (coaxingly)-Oh. what do you
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Letters From the PEOPLE

And he left no apples on.
So how could that be-
The answer to the above Is: The man
had but one eye; there were two apples
on the tree; he took one apple of and
he left ono apple on the tree.
ga W. l3d ST. A, NJ. CLEARY,
Lnw Applies 20 Wenpons Bought
since Sept. !.
To the Editor Of The Evening World;
Kindly settle the following contro-
versy; a bets that under the Sullivan
law nobody Is allowed to keep any
gum revolvers, &C. around tho house,
b bets that It is impossible to compel
any one to dispose OF any weapons
which he has rou tho house, az
the sullivan law does not govern this
matter. and that any one can keep any
number OF weapons in the house to pro-
tect hxnAe1. y. L
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Aeropetomanie."

GONE months & a learned profe'-
=, sor at the Sorbonne wrote to the
Partisan papers proposing that
the word "petomane' be used as a term
TO designate the aviator. the word peto-
mane being based, he explained, on the
Greek root pet" to fly. Another
Learned person says that the word hark'
back TO the earliest days OF aerostation,
and quotes from Der Deutsche Merkur
the German Mercury. published by
Wieland at Weimar. In October, 1888
which speaks OF "Aeropetomanie," OF
' the latest progrsss In nyinG
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the d!scomforts Of tNA p'-Jon With h
LASTIMINUTE attribute.
For those who unthinkinsfy plunge IN
at tho eleventh hour to buy this. that
or the other thing. a. we'll as the leis-
ure lady. there arc a few HUMANE
PRINCIPLES that II would BE- no I'M
wise measure to adopt with profit for
all concerned.
One writer "a sale6woman) AayS:
1T is quite true many shoppers are
very inconsiderate and have not the
least SYMPATHY fc- the saleswoman.
These women OF leisure who have moth
ing else TO do but go about shopping
day after day. ought to learn ommon
sense and do their shopping EARLY. 1t
would be we'll for them 10 tave some
kind. womanly FEEI4DN6 toward mem
hers of their own sex wis are often
on their feet constantly. and at the end
OF the day are absolutely tired. nervous
and in some cases completely exhausted,
The AGGRAvATION produced by late
shoppers IL beyond description, and
there ought 20 be a line drawn in this
respect"
There is the one side and II certainly
has a meaning of worth. On tho
other hand. another young woman. who
engaged In tho capacity OF steno9raphei
downtown. takes ~" side of all sistel
workers in her viewpoint OF the situa,
ton. She says:
saturday during July and August
am free after l O'clock. But how man,
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A Possible CONTINGENCY.

XV/HEN James d. Reynolds. now a member
w Of the Tariff Board. was assistant sscv>
tay OF the Treasury. Senator Root, then
Secretary OF State. sent for Reynolds to disouo
with him mAtten conccrnins a trade confersnV
In Paris. which Reynolds had been selected b
attend.
"By-theway. Mr.. Reynolds said MI. Root
'you speak French. | assume"
'Oh. yes Reynolds replied. II have Q uttie
French. | can make the walters and cab dnvsS
understand me-"
I'm" said Root; but. Mr.. Reynolds. rpposs
there should be no waters and cab drivers in thu
Observation-Disclosures Saturday Evenin6
Post.
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n n OSS8UNKEHS, otherwise men,
lN haden and various other names.
AVA are cruising along our coast.
e ago tho Hawkins family over at
PROMISED Land on Long Island made
money-catching and squeezing oil out of
them. while tho bones. &c. were sold to
plant corn with. Lots OF Long Island
ngrlcultur!sts used to plant a bunker in
zach hill of corr to help II grow up.
This was before Farmer Fullerton came
along with his talk about humus.
alfalfa and such stun. Tho l.. I.
farmers mentioned thought the bunkers
would last forever. but they went off
somewhere and only recently came back.
Perhaps they heard by wireless that
Farmer Fullerton had changed the hab-
Its Of the other farmers and 1. was now
safe to come back to their Odd home.
Tho big fish who went AWAY with them
may return now. lot us hope.
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He Had Some.

- ASTCS was on trial. charged with steaiia0
n $7.s5. He pleaded not guilty. And - he
was unable TO hire an attorney the Judge
appointed Lawyer Clearem ~ counsel. CleareO
got up a strong plea in defense. and Rastus was
acquitted. Counsel and client met . few minutes
later outside the court. room.
Now. Rastus." said Clearem. you know ths
court allows the counsel very little for dsfendins
this kind Of case. ! worked hard for you and
got you clear. I'm entitled 20 much more pay
than I'm getting for my valuable services, and
you should dig up . good sized fee. Have you
got any money!"
YES. boss" replied Rastus, ~ still done eoI
dat seben dcllahs and eighty five esntA"-Ereyl
body'e Magazine.
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To the Editor Of The Evening World.
Your correspondent a. h. c. says he
succumbs to the following riddle:
! came unto an apple tree.
And apples were upon II.
] took no apples Off
And / left no apples on It.
The answer TO the riddle IS:
took one apple of tho tree,
And l left one apple on r..
NJ. Mel.
To the Editor Of The Evening World
In answer to A. b. c.. i desire TO In
form him that the riddle he submitted
was incorrect. The folio wing is COR
rect:
There was a man who had no eyes.
And he went out to view the skies.
He saw some apples on a tree,
Hs took no apples o.
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AS to Eleventh Hour Shoppers.

are open them So II there Is any
shopping TO be done land 80 many small
articles are always needed) It has 10 be
accomplished AFTER 6 O'CLOCK. 1t
Ii usually ten or fifteen minutes past the
hour when l reach tho subway station.
and consequently II is about SIS before
I arrive at the shopping district. Then
It 10 sometimes NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE
to got q saleslady 70 wait on you. Moth
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- NOE moro we SEQ the sight Of a

- NOE moro we SEQ tho sight OF a
strong man in agony The editor
OF the Greenwich News Is con-
torting. Deep emotion masters his
soul. His voice etieks In his oesophagus
when he essays to speak. and even his
trusty pen fails 10 record his feelings
in%telllgibly. People ask what ails him,
Has he ct a toadstool7 Ne, The
wretched insurgents have again es-
sayed TO get Offices away from Il Jay
and Jim. They have threatened to
take the Town Council job away from
the firm OF Wrong & Wright. Can such
things be7 Ever the town printing II
imperilled by their conduct. The editor
OF the News runs a good paper when
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ing but remarks. TOO bad people who
ave nothing to do during the day can
not come earlier" OF course I do admit
that there are people OF leisure who do
not think Of any ones comfort but their
own. Why should the many Of MY
description suffer for these THOUGHT
LESS few? I ask why?"
And tho trend - this argument is
certainly Just as reasonable az the
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FIRST AID TO THE UNTRUTHFUL.

NEW ENGLAND professor OF
pedagogy, Of wide reputation as an
educator and author, has been de-
livering in Boston . series Of ten
lectures upon 'rThe Prevention
and Cure Of So-Called School
Evils, Especially Lying, Cheating.
Etc" II the professors wise and
kindly counsels have anything like
the effect they ought to have upon
tho sensitive New England con-
science, the membership Of the
Ananias Club will have to be re-
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WE had no idea when We mem

1uyE had n 10 idea when We mem
M toned casually that Lish Kelly
w was getting quite bald that It
would attract go much attention and
some envy ccaus OF what 10 left. One
lady writer end real money TO hire a
barber to trim the curly ends that y
about Lish's ears. and another writer
says the Bears will not bite in New
street. He also suggests that age has
something TO do with the wear on top.
This Is not ~. Lish 10 not old and
never will be. The truth Is nobody un-
dsrstands the coming n going OF hair.
Some keep theirs always II others lose
4 about as soon as II arrives We have
heard early piety given as q reason. but
have never believed It.
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and not a magician as We said. Per-
hAps he Is right, but the critic does not
know tho trouble we have getting such
big words by our 0tdzens and The
World compositors.
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views nave e
~expounded for and
against. And the
question has W.
sides as usual.
This II an age OF
where O o | n x
bac kw ward Is a
thing Of the PAST
and LOOKING
FORWARD" 10
taking Its place.
The late shopper
usually belongs to
the class who does
not look forward
and thus he reapS
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Rest.

~ EST Is not quitting
The busy career;
~ hest Is the htting
OF self to ones sphere;
IT'S the brooks motion,
Clear without strife;
Fleeing TO ocean,
After its life.
IT'S loving and serving
The highest and best:
IT'S onward, answering.
And this Is true rest.
-GosthA
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Tn. ,nrater. 4 Philadelphia litterateuf. fOWned
In disgust.
willis" he said, was. ns matter OF fact.
a wit, He had more wit than thirty Moneypen'
mics. He could have made that number Of Money
pennies look like thirty cents.
"once at q dinner in Washington. Wills ana
A yopne girl were talking with great animation.
The young girls aunt. seated beside a Mt. Camp
hell. passed down 10 her niece a note THAI SAID
stop flirting with Nat Willis
willis on reading the note sent 1t back 20 th'
aunt again with this couplet scrubbed on the re
verse side:
Dear aunt. don't sttempt my feelings u
trammelt
Nor strain at . Nat while you swallow I
Cambsll'"
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0EACIiES are ripe. The apples are
. turning Crimson and the grafpes

arc purpling on tho vim The
corn Is following in the felds Al night
the strange insect chorus that marks
the fall keeps up It's ~unceasinE threnody.
The little boys n girls are packing
their books to school. Tho CLEAN Of
tho harbor Is no longer golden. but
silver under the morning sun. Summer
In over.
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Copyright. 1911. BY The Pros Puiiahins o.
(Ths New York World.
By Sophie Irene Loeb.
MD still the

MD still the discussion 10 on - 90
N the eleventh hour shopper. In
a lettcrs from tho people many
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CAUTIOUS person says How.
ard Thurston. whose lion we
recently mentioned as having
unexpectedly arrived In our
midst. Ia m "prestidtgitateur"
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The May Manton Fashions

THE sailor suit 10
one always in de-
L mand for young
girls. This one 10
exceptionally smart. 1t
includes the big sailor
collar that makes such
q feature OF the sea.
son and IL can be made
with or without q yoke
over the hips. The
blouse can be made
with a yoke facing and
without opening at the
'front.'. as illustrated, or
1t can be made with.
out the facing and
either with or with.
out an opening at the
front and the collar
can be made round in
place of square. Many
blouses OF this sort are
worn loose and this
one can be treated in
that way or be sup.
piled with q casing
and ribbon. as shown
In one of tho small
Views.
The suit consists Of
blouse and skirt. The
blouse Is made with
front and back por-l
lions. The sailor coll.
lar finishes the necA
edge and tho shield Id
adjusted under 1t. The
yoke when used IL ape
piled over the blousas
Both the long and tho
short sleeves are cut ID
one piece each. but the
long sleeves are fins
ished with straight
Guns, the elbow sleeveo
with rolled-over cuffs
The skirt Is cut In Ave
cores, the front gore,
giving a panel effect
For the l6 year size
will be required az
yards OF terial 27i
Inches wide. ~ yards
S6 or 81 yards ~.
with ~ yard 81 inches
wide for collar and
, cuffs. The width OF the
skirt at the lower edge
IL yards, yards
when plated.
!. Pattern No. ITO, II.
cut in sizes for misseA
OF IA, i6 and 10 years
OF age.
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Cos Cob Nature Notes

he Is calm. II II a pity to tear HIM
self up 20.
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I trust you viii pardon ne for the lbsry
take. "-Youths' Companion.
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Copyright. 1911. By Ths Pvs Pub
Scene: Potter Dwelling.
Characters: Mrs. Green. Mn. Thomas. Mr..
WelA. tanitor and othen.
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Now can at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASIIIOOiS
}BUREAU, Lexington avenu an Twenty-third street. or seud by$
" Email to MAY MANToN PATTERN co. ia e Twenty-thhd rrsSt
! Th.ss MPoRrANr-wrts Your address slainH and alwayv}
$specify size wanted. Add two sns for letter postage n h a
} }hnrv h
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Being the Confessions Of the SeVen
Hundredth Wife.
z.....sss By Helen Rowland.

A1.M1 Copyright 1911. b. tn Prs Publishing % rs New Yut wsNn
M*. CURSE hath come upon ua. oh, my Dau0htersl
UWW ACURSE hath been rent upon us to destroy and
HEITI. devonr asi Haze We not heard It shrektn0 S~to
eUWIASJu Hearenf Have ye not seen II desodttno the sAos
TindoWsf
For 10, II 10 the FALL HAITI
Behold, hoU II topereth unto the armament. Behold, hop it descendetA
over our eyes, hiding thtr light from tho sight Of men and bh0htt~0 our
tNr orows Yea, though our puts and nj rats be seventy times seven, not
q hHr Of our heads shall be seen Of the multitude.
It moketh 10 to wdIk in darkness. II causeth US to resemble q comic
post card. 1t Nkeneth US unto a Keten cartoon. II is exceeding FUNNY
Yet o W husbands shall not laaoh thereat. but shall weep. For they
shall see their shekels cost upon Its altar and shan say in their hearts:
Alas, What Is THIS that tMnketh she hath SUFFICIENT sense inside Nor
head to vote, yet Uedreth q evidence Of insanity upon the OUTSIDER
For &c are all as GEESE. when the mihner saith, "Sst" we hasten 10
run after her and to foHov meekIy uhere her BILL potnteth.
And in her skere can be heard the fnklin0 OF sirery hdhds and IN
her pocket the tnkhn0 Of sHrcry Shekels Her Golfers are running over.
"For To-" she ercIatmcth in her heart, II hare 10 changed the LINES that
not one among them shall find it possible to yea her last gears hat and DO
called CHIC"
Verify rerihy. my Daughters, I say unto thee. a uomans hat is her
croUn Of glory, uhch should blossom from her head a the rose from Is
stem.
Yet, never in all Babylon hare I behed a nomdn and her hat Uhtch
pere AFFINITIES. Lo, they know not one another, but ire at constant Udr
each detyin0 the other, IS q married couple after the honeymoon.
It odorneth her head a a bump upon q log o a ry upon the nose. IL
mocketh at her profile. It corereth her as a load OF coal 1t SWEARETH
a. her complexion. Yet whatsoever the gods of millinery metc out untoh her,
uhether it be a lump Of uaGtino or q dead vegetable, she uedreth it and 10
satisfied.
But ,ohen a MAN fndcth a hat that pIeaseth him he cHnoeth thereto
uth all his mind, and uih all his strength, and uith all his obsundcy unto
the third and fourth season, aud nau0ht a mOue him.
Then let us not coll ourselves his EQUAL: for, though &c e shall rohe
though ice shall make the 1aus and sit in the High Places, uc shah never
be EMANCIPATED until ice arr free from the tyrdnnics Of FASHION,
Se1ah.
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This Friday night the Democrats Of

Greenwich meet in caucus at the
Town Hall to see n they are Men
or Vassals to be delivered over to the
Jim-Jay machine. Wo never could un-
derstand why 1900 Democrats here had
no purpose OF their own In this town..
but would let themselves servo only to
fatten Johnny Maher and William J.,
Smith, who IN urn get theirs from the
Washes.
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In Defense OF IN. p"

n p. WILLIS. under the name OF Mandy
YIN Pamby willis, Is held up to rdieule In
A>s Moneypenny's mediocre life OF Disraeh.
IAIA.II.lI. IaAa.alaux lNnNnAd
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with Ave gored skirt with or without yoke, long or
three-quarter slice ;es, with or without applied yoke
on blouse. with or without opening at front.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-12-08
Q Q Q oooo oooooooooc {

} Be one Of those benignant.
lovely souls that, without as
tonishing the public and pos
} terity make happy difference
} in the lives of those around
them and in this way lift the
} average of human ioy-George {
} Eliot {
\ ?
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1911-12-08
DIET FOR DELICATE CHILD
Food That Is Easily Assimllated by
Weak Stomach and Gives Suff-
cient Nourlshment.

In caring for weak child. the i'm
portant thing is to keep the bowels
open. A simple diet is as follows:
Breakfast. dry toast (whole wheat
bread preferred) and a coddled egg;
don't let the white get hard. Dinner
the same, and for supper a glass of
skinned milk with little hot wa
ter in it, with dry toast, just enough
to take the chill off the milk. and get
il in the proper condition for weak
stomach For a school lunch or lit
tie variety we give our girl Dutch
rusks. This diet is to eliminate the
gas and fermentation, and frequent
ly we give a pinch of soda to keep
the stomach sweet
Never allow day to pass without a
movement of the bowels, and when
ever the eyes are red or bloodshot or
inhamed, resort to high injections; if
you don't understand about the latter
a trained nurse should be con-
suited.
Don't allow candy or sweet stun
of any kind to enter the child's weak
stomach. The diet given above seems
to be what weak stomach will take
care of and seems to be sufficient
nourishment Get strictly fresh eggs
and give plenty of fresh air. You will
have to watch and learn what is and
what is not agreeing with him.
Doctors can assist some, but it is
a case of constant care and nursing
on your part rather than going to
different doctors from time TO time.
Watch for the red or infiamed eyes.
which is sign of constipation.
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Cold catsup.

ingredients required: One peck OF
good tomatoes. firm and ripe Peel
them cold without scalding. Chop fine
in chopping bowl and strain off all the
juice. This is imperative, for il Juice
is not all strained OF the chopped
tomatoes the catsup will not keen
Add to the tomatoes one teacupful OF
chopped onions. one teacupful
chopped celery, one teacupful sugar
one-luarter of teacupful salt. one
teacupful mustard seed. one teaspoon.
full ground cloves. one teaspoonful
black pepper. one teaspoonful CHINA
mon. four red peppers chopped fine.
Mix all ingredients together in large
stone jar then take three pints OF
pure cider vinegar and mix thorough
" then bottle This catsup will keep
Tor three years II care is taken TO
have the tomatoes free from Juice.
and pure cider vinegar