davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Green Forest tribune., 1911-05-19
Thirty-Four New Doctors

Little Rock.-Thirty-fo graduates of the University of Arkansas, medi- cal department, have been awarded their diplomas and licenses to prac- tice medicine.
 Rare Disease Kills Oklahoma Boy.
 Lawton, Okla.-Blood poisoning of litis. a rare disease, caused the death of Harry L. Keeley, a 17-year-old boy. The young man had been i'll but few days, the ailment starting with d few small pimples on the face, which spread rapidly.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07

uirfli6 Suit eebabt 8lt boben,
gleid5eitis feline Sano nad @lba-
MEN aus5uitreden. @ber 90 itanoen
Die Mabten uno iaeten uSit nibt."
llno Stalien NOR .flug senug, iid
5uriid5u5ieben. Denn es iab Elm,
baB Die Madte unter ollen lint
itdnoen ben Status quo auf Ser
9alfanbolbiniel erbalten moaten.
SSn ibrem eigenen Sntereiie u1to
neil iie es bodIt mabri6einli6 Ser
Siirfei pefiproden batten. 9ieies
@eriprehen mirb mol oie gnt-
i6aoieune fir Die Ra6eiebiofeit Der
Siirfei gemeien iein.
Sci oieier auffaiiune Ser Ser
baltniiie ii1lo nir natiirlid ponI
nornebereirl Der Mnli6t gemeien, oab
Staliel1 gripolis befomnlen meroe.
9as miro aub ieoenfals gei6eben
uno oie @elt miro obne 4ufrc-
gune bariiber our Sagesoronune
iibereeben. ltno oas &on5ert Ger
Madte miro ntht eeitort merben
big 90 unten i'm Often Glropo's
mieoer cine neue Streitfraee auf-
taudt. 9enn es giebt BORT nod
mande ~ungeloite 8robleme. Imp bel
ben Metiten oieier Grobleme lit
Die 2oiung idlpieriger als BEL Der
Sripolts- Srage.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07
@ermeiSete idredlide sraaSbien.

Gedt5eitiger SLOT fam Mrs. 6.
@idougbbp bon Mareneo, 8isey
CT. SEQ. y uno rettete 5tpei Men.
idenleben. @erate itelten 5hmillt-
iudt felt uno bradten MIR tpenig
Silfe. ShlieBli6 nabm iie allf ben
@at ibrer Sante BIN uDr. Sings
Seem Discoberp". Sic ihreibt oar.
iiber: SD babe bas Mittel ieit Idn-
gerer 3eit genommen uIlo Der i6ref.
lide Suiten bat fait gang nadselai,
ien. @u6 bat es meinem f@leillen
Sobn bon idlimmen 2ungerlleioen
gerettet." Dieie unoergleihlide Me.
0i8in lit oas @eite fir SaIs- uno
2ilngenleioen. Yreis SOC II. $1.00.
@ro6eflaiden frei. @arantiert bel al
len M~potbefern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07
9. Bit bid @ott.

Ser 8erliner Boli5eipr1iioent b.
Sagop bat befonntlih berbotelt,
baB Die Oamen in ben 2ogen Der
8erliner gbeater Die groBen Site
aufbcbolten. 9ieien San beiingt nun
Guoolf S6an5er in Der 50. 3. a.
90" in folgenoen luftigen gerien:
Sas lit bon Sasofp bdBlid einseri6tet.
SAB Dor ben 2ogen glet6 Die S6ergeii
iteb'n.
User ni6t auf 1einen Seberbut ber3i6tet,
9arf tiinftie niht mebr ing S1eater
geb'n.
Wie iiber beg Snferno onnflen S1liile
ben
@irb iebt Der @uientempel Snidrifi
fem,
aabt. Die ihr eineebt, ale Site fhpin-
8er nit Dem quite eineeht, Der sebt einl
Sen aibnenIeitern, adj, gu allen gfic'
pat man aei6aifelt bieis neue grab:
9enn nit ben abgenomm' men Samer<
bitten
gtmuHI Der geflu geIulB Hpu lpelleI a.
Omar fDmnten fiibmfi6 bas 8erbot lie
bre6en,
Sod gu bebenfli6 lit Der Strafe geirt:
Sic 6unbert Marf, bic. adj, 6afiir gu
-bleeben,
9ie nabm in bieiem CONNER feiuer eiaI
@erSipeifelt OF Der groBen 6utmiiere
Sibt Die Wfo0iItin Dor benz leereu Stroh:
gs fam mir iiber oas 8erbot, oas
fftpere,
Erohloden Der Srifeur. Der lodenfroh.
Wieneidt tpirb er in bieiem Sau, benz
boien.
Sen arnten Srauen Selb unb Mitter
fein:
gebiit bid @ott, es mar gu i96n GENE
fen,
gntbiif bid, @enid, es bat nidt ioaen
ieinl
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07

Suneer tut Dem armen meb.
Dem Heiden mol.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07
@emtt idCwaO TITO elenD

Sid itmab uno eleno fibenoe 6raaen baben Garbui rotbie, INN
hnber rotbe @aneen 5u befomn1en uno neue gnergie fir oe matten
g1eoer. 2eien Sic oieien grief Der Sraa gilbert goot, an1onoo, Sbio;
Ell beidreibt lire grfabrung, uo mie ie eeuno huuroe:
sd mar fat nieras obne &opfpeb, uno fiblte mid 10 eIeno in
meinem Guden uno in Der Seie," ifreibt fe. sd lag oe meite 3eit
I'M gdt un6 bette Itarfe nerboe Masenibn1er5en. @eitoem id Garoni,
oas Srauen starfunesnittel gebra1uhe1 babe tb 10 Yfrnb 5ugenon-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07

borener &oGanber nl1r menig &ernt=
nilie BON YreuBens binnenI6noi-
iben gerbaltniiien beiaB, mlBte
%mangelnoes 8iiien bur6 Gcoefunit
uno 8bantaiie gu erIeben ui1o tiid)=
tie Dem 5ultan anf, mas MIR begebrt
tpuroe.
gnolih por Miulep SsnaeI nod
orei @o6en aufriebeneefteat unr
lieB Die 5eeleute, reid bei1enft
uno nit @elb CUR 6abrt noh 2iE
iabon perieben, ebrenbon bis 9m=
ger geleiten.
&opitdn &lod muBte Dem Sui
tn Bod unb betlig periiherf, Dem
aroBen &onig geridt bon ben
freunoidaftliden @efiblen Mulep
Ssmaefs fir 8reuBen urb ieinen
Seloenfonig gu eritatten. 9ieies
geripreden bat Der oeuti9e See
mann geipiiienbaft erfiiut. Sn @m-
iteroom angelanet, CAB er auf Dem
hortigen @atbauie Dor Dem 5tabt-
notor in NetteIbeds @eeenparf iei-
zen geridt 5u 3rotofoG uno en-
bartete eioli9 nit iei1en IA Watro,
fen Die Nieoeri6rift. Iettelbed
lteB oielen 8eridt burb ben preii-
Biiden @elouoten Dem 4onie Srieo-
rid 5ultellen. @uf geranlaiiltng
beg Mlten 5ris puroe aIsbann &a-
pitdn 4lods gerid)t 1880 IN ben
oamolieen 8erIiner 3eitungen BET.
0ffenfIi9t.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07
Mrs. Wins|oW's Soothing Syrup

Seit iiber fiinfsig Sabren bon
Wiaionen bon Miittern fir tire
ain6er init benz beften grfolge beim
3abnen sebrauht. gr berubigt oas
9ino, ertpei@ bas 3abnfIeii6 uno
hilbert Die Sdmer3en; beilt allfl
8inofolif uno lit oas bette Mittsl
bel Diarrboe. lteberaa BET ben @po.
tbefern gu baben. 5rost na6 Mrs.
8inslop's Sootbing Sprup uno
nebntt nidts anoereg. % Gents Die
8laide.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1911-10-07
Zine ErfaIlr11n0

men lmo fam iet reiner arbeit nabgeber, meme egene @aide tbun,
rno meme 5reunbe iagen ib Iee ne cine onoere Sron aus"
Sung ooer ali, Ser @e6raud@ bon GarSni, Dem 5raren-Stdrfungs-
mrtel, fam Sbnen 1nnogli6 1baoen. Gauienbe bon sSrauen bo6en
inns, re Jrou SCOT, bon Dem groben geuben geitrieben, oen tie BON
ieinen @ebrdnd enpfngen.
Garoni lit unihaolib. @s befebt aus nnloen, itdrfenoen ardus
tern, oe %ba1ptdhlid auf bic peibIten Oreane mirfer, Sic geroet
itarfen uno nere 2ebensfraft beroorbrineen.
gefn uno obIolut begetabiInd, iuher 1o auper1ria-in Garbni
en ioeales Seiln1itel flr fb idpab uno eleno fiblenoe Srauen.
8erind5en Sic Garoni. lteberoq au boben.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
HaIcyon DAYS,

''Alcyone, or Halcyone, the daughter
Of Aeolus, married Ceyx," said the
Latin professor. "Ceyx was drowned,
and Alcyone on learning Of his fate
threw herself into the sea. The gods
were moved by the tragedy of the
young lovers. They brought them
back to life in the form of halcyOns,
or kingfishers, and they decreed that
for the seven days from Dec. y to
Dec. % the sea should remain calm
while the sea birds built their nests
upon it. Those seven days, the last
Of the year, are therefore called hal
cyon days-days Of tranquility, kind
OF very late Indian summer Here in
America We have no real halcyOn
days, but the myth Of Alcyone and
Ceyx comes from the Mediterranean,
and in that blue and gold region it is
a fact that the year is ushered out by
a procession of still, mild, splendid
days-silent and glittering days of hal
cyOn weather Washington Post
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
THEY DIDN'T FIGHT.
tt Was Only a Little Friendly Discus
sion That Excited Them.

Two Spaniards were conversing ear
The young American woman who pass
ed them looked with frightened eyes
toward her Spanish guide.
What are they talking about, SenOT
Jose" she asked timidly. DO you
think they will fighter maybe kill?'
"Ah, no, SenOrita Marie" replied
Jose, smiling and showing his pretty
teeth. "One man-that one, you see
senOrita, with the long mustachiOs-he
is saying, Me, I prefer much the col
laire button which is STEEL and the
other One-IOOk, senorita-he is running
his fingers through his hair now and
his sombrerO has a gold cOrd-he is
saying, 'Ah, no, senor, the button which
IS of gOld-si, senor, that is the button
for me-
But as for myself, senorita the bone
collaire buttOn-that prefer above Ill
the others.
DO l not speak with good sense,
senOrita? Listen. If the button is Of
steel it will cut, if it is of gold one can.
not afford to lose 1t, but If it is of bone
it does not cut, and If it goes what mat
ter? l have a dozen at home in my
little top drawer"
"You speak with great good sense,
Don Jose. but tell me-were the men
really angryP
"Oh, not at all, senOrita. 1t is only
our southern way of being interested
In what we discuss. If it had been
two Germans, senorita, or maybe two
Englishman, you would never have no
ticed them. m."-Philadelphia Ledger
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
The Donkey's Choice,

The vexed question Of the future
life of animals has troubled the Mo-
hammedan, as it has other religions.
The question, it seems, was considered
by Allah a long time ago, and ali the
animals were asked if they wished to
enter paradise. They at once said
yes. except the donkeys. These were
cautious and asked if little boys went
to heaven The answer being yes,
they replied, In that case we prefer
to go tO-the other place" S. II. Lee
der vouches for the fable In '"The
Desert Gateway"
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
WHIPPED THE LEOPARD.
African Explorer Witnessed the Killing
Of the Big Cat by a Troop
of Baboons.

A vivid pen picture of a fight be-
tween leopard and a troop of balloons
is given in a German paper by 2. Rit-
ter, a sportsman and explorer in Ger
man West Africa. Leopards have a
particular liking for baboon flesh,
which is often used as bait to trap
them.
zone afternoon" the hunter relates,
81 was resting on the shady side Of a
big rock which formed the bank Of p
small stream. On the opposite side a
troop Of balloons came down chatter
ing toward the water, large male go
ing cautiously in front, glancing and
scenting around for danger. | remain
ed immobile.
"A deep grunt assured the herd that
all was well, and down the steep slope
they came, last OF all female with
two young, which the mother tenderly
helped over the rough places. Sudden
ly a big leopard shot out from behind
a bowlder and with one blow of his
paw grabbed one of the young.
The mother, with Il roar of fury,
threw herself upon the big cat The
others halted and with one accord
clambered back to her assistance. The
leopard had just settled the female and
was about to make off with his prey
when he found himself surrounded by
the whole horde, which closed in upon
him.
He gave as good as he got, and
two big balloons rolled down the slope
apparently done for. but numbers told,
and he was literally torn to pieces. II
was a horribly fascinating sight. and
never regretted more having no camera
with Ine than l did then"
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Then They Talked In English.

A couple of Cleveland business men
visited Mexico. In Mexico City their
train was switched from one station
to another. One Of the ClevelandeTs
went to the first station to make in
quiries. Approaching a pair of dark
visaged employees, he cudgeled his
memory for the proper words from the
phrase book.
"Donde esta?" he hesitatingly asked
and paused.
The two dark visaged persons listen
ed attentively.
"Gracias," stammered the Cleveland
man. "Donde estan?"
Then one of the men looked at the
other.
Say, Bill" he grOwled, what in
merry blue blazes is this fellow talkin'
about?"
And after that it was easy.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
A Picture of Niuht.

Along the high hedged lane John
Strong swung, the June cleaning deep
ening into night. He loved to shove
his face into the night. He glOried in
the uncertainty Of night, the indefi-
niteness Of night, and his soul cried
back a wild answer to the cry Of the
nighthawk and the owl. Night is more
primitive than day; night is more
calamitOus; night is a savage; night
everywhere is the true aborigiDe. Day
has taken on civilization. Night hurls
the world back to the day Of the war
club, the flint arrowhead, the painted
visage. John Strong loved the night
with an almost malevOlent love. In
the night he could hear the Valkyries
screaming, the witches riding their
broomsticks, the ghouls sCraping the
mold from off the new buried coffin.
John Strong swung along, his face set
to leet oncoming night.-Adventure.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Lifting a Child.

81 wish" said the woman who has
children of her own, that women
would understand the delicate mech,
anism Of a child How would they like
a giant to come along and suddenly
drag them from the ground by one
arm, as have seen so many people dc
to children? When you're lifting a
child lift it evenly by both arms OF
from the waist Don't yank it up by 8
grab at one wrist and then wonder
why it cries. 1t makes me so angry
always want to pull the arm of that
incOnsiderate woman hard and see if
she wouldn't cry too. It's thing that
mothers and aUnts and sisters ought
to learn. n."-Philadelphia Times,
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
DO YOU NEED OVERALLS7
You Would Make Them Yourself il
You Knew How Easy IL ls-Hers
Are the Directions.

Many a man says that he would be
glad to do chores about the house. TO
trim the grass or weed the garden II
he had Overalls.
The trouble is that when he wishes
to wear overalls the stores are closed
and he cannot buy them. | wonder
that men do not make them for them
selves.
TO provide a pattern you must have
an outline or perspective plan of your
contour from the belt line down to the
ankles. This may be obtained by sit
ting In wet clay and, on arising, pour
ing plaster of Paris in the impression.
When this hardens lift the mold, lean
it against the wall and obtain meas
urements with a tapeline. Another
way is to dust talcum powder on the
carpet until it is thickly coated Then
sit down on the talcum powder and
carpet, thus removing the talcum from
the floor where you have been. Then
cut around the outlines of that impress
sion with a sharp knife, remove the
carpet so detached, aud you have a
pattern for one side of the Overalls.
Purchase several yards Of denim
and cut 1t into the shape indicated by
either pattern you have now obtained.
Make two sets Of these pieces and sew
them edge to edge. Pockets may be
made by cutting Sits in the material
and sewing empty salt sacks.-Wilbur
d. Nesbit in DelineatOr.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
FIRST F0ST R8USE&

8sssbIIShsd b. Cyrus, the Feunds~ II
ths Persian Empire.
The first posts are said TO have orig
hated IN the regular couriers estab-
kshsd By Cyrus the Great about $50
b c., who erected post houses through
eat the kingdom Of Persia. Augustus
was tbs first 70 introduce this institu-
tt00 among the Romans. 81 B. c., and
be WAS initiated by Charlemsgne about
800 4 D. Louis XL was the first
s0veFO49n to establish post houses In
FrsRca, owing TO bis eagerness for
nsws. and they were also the Grst In
gt1Eation Of this nature In Europe
Sas was IN 1870. or about 1000 years
sEssE thsy were started in Persia.
n England In the reign OF Edward
". Q%SD riders on post horses wsnt
stages OF the distance Of twenty miles
frem each other In order to procure
the kirg the earliest intelligence Of the
events that passed in the course OF the
war that had arisen with the Scots. A
proclamation was issued by Charles I.
h 1881 thai, whereas to this tims
there hath been no certain intercourse
between the kingdoms Of England and
Scotland. the king now commands his
postmaster OF England for foreign
parts to settle a running post or two
between Edinburgh and London 10 80
thither End come back again Ia an
dsss"
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
ELECTRIC LIGHTS.
Their Use on an Important Scale Dates
From 1876.

iHStF Use on an Important Scale Dates
From 1876.
The first experimental philosopher to
discover that electric light could be
produced by dry battery was Sir
Humphry Davy, who In 1910 exhibited
a light three inches long, between car
Dor points, before the Royal society Of
London. But no commercial value was
attached to the use of electricity as an
illuminant until more than half a cen
tury later. The Centennial exhibition,
held in Philadelphia in 1916, really
marks the era of our present form
OF electric light, though electric lights
had been in use abroad prior to that
time. The exhibition of models and
practical demonstrations of electric
lights at Philadelphia in 1876 attracted
the attention of scientists and capital
Bts in this country, and the first in
candescent lamps and the first arc
system were put to practical use in
a small way in 1878. The Brush arc
hight gained favor in the beginning
as the most adaptable for street light
ing, and Cleveland, o., the home of
Charles Francis Brush, the inventor,
was the initial American city to adopt
the arc system for street lighting.
Since 1873 both the Brush arc sys-
TEN and the Edison tncandescent sys-
tenn have deveIoped.-Marc NJ. Rey-
nOlds in MOOdy's Magazine
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
HE PUNISHED GRANT.
How the Tyrant Riding Master Pun
ishsd Him For "Dismounting
Without Leave"

While student at West Point o. s.
Grant excelled in mathematics and
horsemanship. He jumped his horse
over a bar FIVE feet six inches high,
which made record for the academy
aud g close second to the highest jump
ed little honor for some OF his efforts,
however, notably in the case recalled
by Nicholas Smith in Grant, the Man
Of Mystery" But perhaps the hum0r
Of it recOnciled him.
The riding master was one Hersh-
berger, IAN amusing sort OF tyrant,"
and on one occasion, whether seriously
or as joke, he determined to take
down" the young cadet
At the exercise Grant was mounted
on a powerful but vicious brute that
the cadets fought shy Of and was put
at leaping the bar.
The bar was placed higher and high
er as he came round the ring TIL it
passed the record. The stubborn rider
would not say enough" but the horse
was disposed to shy and refuse TO
make the leap.
Grant gritted his teeth and spurred
at 1t, bat just as the horse gathered for
the spring his swelling body burst the
gtrth, and the rider and saddle tumbled
into the ring.
Half stunned, Grant gathered him
self up from the dust only to hear the
''strident, cynical voice" Of Hershber-
ger calling out:
cadet Grant, six demerits for dis
mounting without leavei"
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Whsre He Drew the Line.

Sir Greville's Scotch estate, says Sir
William Kennedy in sport In the
Navy" When he was sixty years old
he contracted measles and was very
Ill for a time Sir Greville, with char
some hothOuse grapes and a pineapple.
The next time the two met Sir Grevilie
asked Thomas how he liked the fruit.
''Weel, Sir Greville," answered the
gamekeeper. 'the plums was good, but
I dinna think much Of the turnip.'
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
His Expectations.

Have you Great ExpectadonsY
asked the fluffy haired damsel as she
entered the circulating library and cast
her large, lustrOus blue eyes upon the
new assistant And he, his mental
equilibrium upset for the moment by
her loyeliness, stammered out:
''Well-er-nO. miss, l can't say ex-
actly that, but l believe I'm heir to
my old aunt, who's got something just
under a hundred pounds in the post
Office savings bank. k."-LondOn Tele-
graph
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
BEAT HIM TO THE STATION.
The Message That Got There Before
the PatroIman Did.

the PatroIman Did.
When | was a patrOlman," says q
prominent detective, there used to be
q sergeant on the force who had It In
for me. He reported me for various
delinQuencies, and-well, he's dead
now, and 1 won't say anything against
him. He got sick, and it was reported
at the station that he wasn't expected
to live. So the boss called me and
told me to go around and see If I
could do anything for the old fellow.
/ called at the house and asked If I
could see him. They let me in. / tip
toed into the room where the sergeant
was In bed and said, The lieutenant
sent me around to see how you were
getting along
'sHe spoke with difficulty, but could
make out what he said. Go back he
grunted, and tell 'em that I'm getting
along fine. The boys have fixed me up
all right, and / don't need anything,
Pm feeling better
$50 I went back to the station. 1
was stopped a couple Of times on my
way and got in about half an hour
later. Then I made my report. He
says he's better and doesn't need any
thing says 1. The lieutenant jumped
up. DO you mean to say that you
saw him% says he. 4 did, says 1.
And he told you he was all rightP
Yes, SIR You blamed liar? shouts
the lieutenant I got a message ten
minutes ago that he was deadp
"And It was true. What do you
think Of that old scoundrel trying to
get me In bad with his dying breathY'
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Eriendshins.

There are three friendships which are
advantageous and three which are In
furious. Friendship with the upright,
friendship with the sincere and friend
ship with the man Of much inf0rma-
tton-these are advantageous. Friend
ship with the man Of speciOus airs,
friendship with the insinuatingly soft,
friendship with the glib tOngued-these
ere njuriOus.-COnfuciuS
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
UIterjor Motives.

"See, here" said the kind hearted
Lady, 81 gave you a piece Of pie two
weeks ago, and you have been sending
one or more Of your friends here every
day since"
''YOuse do me a injustice, ma'am," 8"
replied the husky hobo. Dem guys
wot l sent wUz me enemies. .'-Cbica-
GO News.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Her Declaration.

Have you anything to declare?'
asked the customs inspector.
Yes replied the lady who was re
turning from Europe. II unhesitating
Iy declare that it is an outrage the
way this government permits thing:
to be mussed up in ones trunk. Chi
cago Record Herald.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Insult and Injury.

We are told that the invention of
scissors dates lack to the fourteenth
century.
Just think OF it! Delilah must have
cut Samson's hair with q knife
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
THE SCHOOL OF MEDICINE
Medical, Dental and Pharmaceutics
Colleges.

Forty-nine professors. Modern la
boratories and equipment Connected
with new Freedmen's Hospital, cost
ing half million dollars Clinical IA.
cilities not surpassed in America
Postgraduate school and polyclinic
Edward A. Balloch, M. D., dean
Fifth and w Streets, Northwest. w
c. McNeill, NJ. D., secretary, ooI R
Street, Northwest
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
Not Familiar With the Quotation.

NGt : FaTnIIIaF WIN Tns suOtatFoH'
"Ah, Mr.. Blinks," said the fair one
lightly. 81 see you wear your heart
upon your sleeve
Mr.. Blinks looked bewildered and
hastily pulled down his cuffs.
''I guess maybe it was my red fan
mel underwear you noticed" he lamely
remarked.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington bee., 1911-10-14
The School Of Law.

Faculty of eight. Courses of three
years, giving a thorough knowledge
of theory and practice of law. Occu-
pies own building opposite court
house. Benjamin F. Leighton,
Ii. B., dean, 42o Fifth Street, North
west
For catalogue and special informa-
tion, address Dean of Department.
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Interested.

"What did the rhinocerOs do when
you fired at him?" asked the eager
listener.
He just stood still and watched me
run. Washington Star.
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The Teachers College.

Special opportunities for teachers,
Regular college courses IN psychoi-
ogy, pedagogy, education, etc, with
degree of A. B.; pedagogical courses
leading to Phi B. degree. High-grade
courses in normal training, music,
manual arts and domestic sciences.
Graduates helped to positions. Lewis
B. Moore, A. NJ, Ph. D., dean
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The Bed.

The bed is bundle Of paradoxes.
We go to IT with reluctance, yet we
quit II with regret We make M our
minds every night to leave it early,
but we make up our bodies every
morning to keep IT late.-CoIton.
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Always.

Agent-This speedometer will enable
Otto Feend-I don't need one Ny
bank balance tells me just as we'll
Puck.
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Let those who complain of having tc
work undertake to do nothing. If this
does not convert them nothing will.