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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-01-20
OHIO CENSUS FIGURES
MOST CITIES OVER 5000 MAKE
SUBSTANTIAL GAIN.
Other Buckeye Municipalities Show
Loss or Have Remained Practi-
cally at a Standstill.

Washington, D. C.-Most Of the
cities over 5000 in Ohio show sub
stantial gain, but some show loss or
have remained practically at q stand.
still, according to census figures just
given out lere. Population statistics
of Ohio cities follow:
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1911-01-20
False.

Clerk-This Is an eight-day clock.
Murphy-G'wan! It's loi; Tiers
only swim days In the wake!-Puck.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
ADJUSTMENTS.
AZ The Colonial.

Tonight at The Colonial Theatre
Florence Lawrence will appear In
a great Lubin picture called "a Re.
bellious Blossom" The story is as
follows:
The sixteen year old child Of wild
ow was sent to beading school. An old
friend Of the widows renewed his
courtship, and almost succeeded in
winning her. The widow received let
ter from the boarding school, stating
that unless Flo was more tractable,
she would be suspended.
Her mother took Flo into her con-
fidence and said that unless she be.
haSed herself she would get married
again. This did not please Flo at all,
as she did not wish her mother to get
married again. so she hurried home.
Concurrently with the arrival of Flo
Johns nephew arrived. John thought
that he Is the right kind OF man for
Flo. and his nephew thought that Flo
is the right kind OF a girl for him.
So after due deliberation, Flo and her
mother consented to the mems propos.
ais, and they were married.
Also great Vitagraph comedy, '"The
Prince and the Pumps and Spike
Shannon's Last Fight" great pugi.
listic picture.
Coming, Wednesday, Sept. 27, "The
Wreck of Count Zeppeli.i's Latest Dir.
fgible Airship." The Pennsylvania 1S
hour Chicago flyer east bound, collid.
ed head-on with freight train: six
killed and thirty injured. "A Holiday
Bull Fight" before the Spanish ROYAL
family. The annual yacht races at
New York.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

the Neal Treatment adopted and adj
ministered in that institution FL.
Vor medical treatment for the unfor.
tunate alcoholics rather than the in
hlction OF fines and prison cells. With
such treatment as the Neal which
is today within the reach of all there
Is no excuse for the excessive drink
er. feel that all persons interested
IN the uplift of man, the churches.
the temperance organizations, should
promptly investigate the Neal Treat
ment, when, l am sure, they would
give it their cooperation. Every per
son afflicted and those interested
should investigate without DELAY and
take advantage of the opportunity Of
fered them"
We are greatly pleased to be able
to quote and publish the above, com.
ing from a man that stands SO high
In the state and the nation as does
loWa's honored Ex-Governor Larrabee.
II is but sample of what all phv.
slclans, clergymen and officials ana
all others say after they investiga .e
the Neal Treatment and methods.
The Neal Three-Day treatment con-
sists of the internal administration of
harmless vegetable medicines-no
hypodermics are ever used. There are
no bad after effects Guests while
taking treatment enjoy all the com
forts, conveniences and privileges of
fine home, club or hotel. Names are
never divulged and all inquiries are
held confidential. If you have a re A.
tive or friend who ought to be cured
of the drink habit write for advice
and complete information to any one
OF the following Neal Institutes named
herein: Chicago Hospital, 81 E.
4sth street, Chicago; Neal Institute,
So2 Fifth street, Des Moines. Iowa !:
Neal Institute, S21 Farnum stree.
Davenport. Iowa; Neal Institute, 1925
Douglas street, Sioux CRY. Iows.
Neal Institute, 1902 South Tenth
street, Omaha, Neb.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Hon. William Larrabee,
Ex-Governor of Iowa.
Endorses Neal Drink Cure
Favors State Endorsement and Co-Onerat;on
for the Neal Cure and Its Use Instead
of Fines and Prison Cell
for Alcoholics.
NO EXCUSE FOR EXCESSIVE DRINKER NOW,

One Of the grand men of the Great
Middle West, Hon. VIM. Larrabee, ex-
governor Of Iowa, who has for half a
century past been recognized as one
of the foremost leaders in practical
and effective temperance and human
itarian work, speaking on the subject,
in substance, said:
Il spent one of the most pleasant
and satisfactory afternoons of my lie
recently when, with Mrs. Larrabee. L
visited the Neal Institute and for the
first time personally found out what a
grand, good work is being accom-
plished by the Neal Three-Dav Cure
/ for alcoholism. In Iowa the Neal is
very generally and favorably known
and while had heard much of 1t
through the Neal Institutes establish
ed in that state at Des Moines, Dav-
export and Sioux City, l had not as
yet had an opportunity of visiting
them.
"At the Institute / met and talked
with several patients, some under
treatment and others that had been
cured. Without single exception
they were all greatly pleased with the
treatment and the results. 1t is not
only surprising, it is amazing, to me
to note the physical and mental con.
dition of men there under treatment
and see and hear them absolutely re-
fuse liquor and declare their inabil-
ity to take it and their determination
never to touch it again-when the
same men only few hours or days
before this were in a most serious
mental and physical condition and
with craving and gnawing for liquor
which they could not or did not con-
troll.
In Iowa we have a state institu-
ton at Knoxville where such men are
confined for months and some times
years at big expense to the state. |
am now thoroughly satisfied that it
would be not only humanitarian but
a great saving to the state to have
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
CENTERVILLE TO
GET EXTENSION
interests Seeking Traffic
Outlet into
Canada.

NEW YORK, Sept. 25--That the de-
feat of reciprocity will have no effect
upon the plans Of the Hawley-Erb in
terests to find traffic outlet into
Canada for the Iowa Central and the
Minneapolis and st. Louis railroads
through an arrangement with the Can
adam Northern, was the statement Civ
en- out by Newman Erb here.
Mr.. Erb, who has just returned from
an extended tour of the west, added
that meetings would probably take
place within few days between the
directors of the Iowa Central and the
Minneapolis and st. Louis roads, at
which he will endeavor to enter into
closer official relations with the two
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
CHIEF sCHEvERs
GETS REVENGE
Sends J. Locke Warwick to jail on
Charge Of Carrying Concealed
Weapons.

A little revenge for Chief Henry
Schevers Of the police department.
]. Locke Warwick Is now languishing
behind the bars of the county Jail in
default Of payment of heavy fine
assessed against him in the superior
court today on the charge of carrying
concealed weapons, to which he en-.
tered plea of guilty. His sentence
is fifteen days. The information
filed against Warwick charged him
with carrying razor
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

companies. Surveys will then be ia
ken for an extension of the last named
road from a point not yet named to
the Canadian frontier and of the Iowa
Central from Centerville, Iowa, to St,
Louis.
The movement of export grain and
flour, says Mr.. Erb, over the roads OF
this country will never be lessened
by the failure of Canadian reciprocity
So certain is he Of this that he is
considering purchasing one or two
more railroads to add to his already
extensive collection.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
A Great Advantaqe to workIno Mr.

y 0Tedt NuVdhtage 70 Working Men.
j. A. Maple, 125 s. 7th ST., Stauben-
vile, O., says: For years / suffered
from weak kidneys and a severe blad.
der trouble. ] learned OF Foley Kid
ney Pills and their wonderful cures
SO began taking them, and sure
enough had as good results as any |
heard about. My backache left me
and to one of my business, express
man, that alone is great advantage.
My kidneys acted free and normal,
and that saved me a lot of misery. 1t
ls now pleasure to work where it
used to misery. Foley Kidney Pills
have cured me and have my highest
praise" Wilkinson & Co.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
DR.. II. 3. wEscoTT
DENTIST.
Once over Younker's store. corner
Fifth and Main streeA.
Hell phone 676-Blrcz: Hub. phone 145.

Or. BRUCE :. oILFlLLAN,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Once. CITY Main street. over
Crooks & Cox Millinery store. Bel
Phone 100 Black.
Residence BIT North Fourth stree.
Bell Phone 1880 Red.
Hours: 1912 q. M: - p. M; ~
p. m. Sunday by appointment.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Digestion and Assimilation.

II is not the quantity of food taken
but the amount digested and assimi-
lated that gives strength and vitality
to the system. Chamberlain Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets inyigorate the
stomach and liver and enable them to
perform their functions naturally. For
sale by all dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Character in Hand Shake.

Bulwer thinks mans nature IL
shown by the way he shakes hands:
that he may have the manners Of
Chesterfield. and smile very sweetly.
but yet may chill or steel your heart
against him the moment be shakes
hands with you. But there Is. he
says. cordial clasp which shows
warmth OF impulse. 1hesitating
truth. and even power of character
clasp which recalls the classic trust
IN the faith of the right hand"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Stop
DiaFrhOea
WakefieId's
Blackberry Balsarn

Quickly stops Diarrhoea. Dystentery.
Cholera 1nfantum and all bowel trou.
bles without constipating. No opium
nor other habit forming drugs. Accept
only Wakefield's. 1t cures after other
remedies fail. 35c or bottles for 81.
Everywhere.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

DR.. ) EATON JOHNSTON
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
The only physician practicing oste
opathy in the county. Tho Smitheonl
a. truss fitted and guaranteed. the
only truss that holds. Office. North
side OF Main street, third door above
Fifth. Phone SO. Residence. Ninth and
Webster. Phone ls4. ?. o. Lock Boz
II. Warsaw. LII.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Doth Protest Too Much

DE man dat talks about hisse'f an,
how honest he is" said Uncle Eben.
"allus sounds like he was runnin
kind o short o references"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AVID CHILD.

MRS. WISsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has bed
used Tor over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS 9
IEETHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS Z
SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS
AiLi.AfS all PAIN; CURES WIND collie. ant
Is me best remedy Ior DIARRHEA. II Is 40
ss0!utely harmless. Be sure aud ask for . Mrs
Winsiows Soothing Syrup" and take no othe
Kind. Twenty-Five cents bottle
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Results.

Philadelphia, S-17-1; ST. Louis, 2-s-3.
Batteries-Alexander and Cotter; Har-
mon, Zackert and Bliss.
Cincinnati, 6-10-2; New York, 5-12-3.
Batteries-Benton and Clarke; Mar
guard, Wiltse and Myers.
Boston-Chicago games postponed on
account of rain.
Standing of the Clubs.
Clubs. W Pct
New York 80 $50
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
Digestion and Assimilation.

'Ss'Sf' d1fu FNSSTFIItfdefOI'
1t is n0t the quantity of food taken
but the amount digested and assim-
Hated thae gives strength and vital
lty to the system. Chamberlain's
Stomach aud Liver Tablets invigorate
the stomach and liver and enable
them to perform their functions nat
urally. For sale by all dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS
John w. Young. Builder. Supertn.
tendent and contractor for all kind,
O. construction. Also general repair
work. Prompt and careful attention
given to plans and estimates. Your
patronage solicited Office SOC Blon.
ceau. Iowa Prone. Office 2143; resi-
dence. 3342.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
AIternates.
Another DELEGATION.

For the meeting Of the Upper Miss
issippi River Improvement Association
which will meet this fall at Alton, a
larger list of delegates from Keokuk
is to be appointed and the city will
be well represented at this meeting.
The Keokuk Industrial Association
will appoint its delegates. The Com
merical Club will appoint list. The
Keokuk Club will appoint delegation
and delegates will be named by the
mayor to represent the city. This will
give Keokuk four sets Of delegates to
this convention, which Is considered
the most important waterways conven-
ton held in this section Of the coun-
try.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
PHYslcIANs

DR.. W.. P. sHERLock.
physical AND SURGEON.
Office. 10 North Fifth street. In
Howell building.
Once hours-lo TO IL .. M; q to &
p. M: evenings. 2 to s: Sundays. II
to p. m.
W. J. HARTFE, M. o., D. o.
Osteopathic ane Electric treatment,
pe-ialty. Off SO. 30 North Fourth
street. Ground door.
Hours-10 to 70 :. m: 2 to s p u.
Evenings by appointment,
Phone-Offi, Iowa 1254-Red; resi-.
dence. Iowa STORED.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Philadelphia, 5-7-1; Cleveland. 3-6-1.
Batteries-Martin and Lapp; Baskette
and O'Neill.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

Where They Play.
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
Boston at Chicago 1.-TWO games).
New York at Cincinnati.
Brooklyn at Pittsuburg.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25
OUR DELEGATES
ARE APPOINTED
Ten Citizens Have Been Named to
Attend the Deep Waterways
Meeting to be Held In
Chicago.
TAKE JOINT ACTION
TAKE JOINT ACTION
Commercial Club and Industrial As.
ISOLATION Combine In Naming Those
Who viii Represent
City.

Keokuk's delegation to the conven-
vention OF the Lakes to the Gulf Deep
Waterways Association. to be held in
Chicago on October IL, 10 and IA have
been appointed, Ave delegates and five
alternates having been named jointly
by the Industrial Association and the
Commercial club. The list is as fol-
lows:
Delegates.
George S. Tucker.
L. A. Hamill.
Fred Hilpert, Jr.
Carl Weber.
James Cameron, ST..
AIternates.
]. B. Well
G. D. Streeter.
]. D. Ecker.
d. B. Hamill.
A. P. ]. Ewers
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

DR.. c. ). CHRISTENSEN
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN.
Y. N. c. A. Building.
ONCE hours-9 to IL .. M; q to 8
p. m. Residence, Iowa phone 1I57,
: rings. Once. Iowa phone 1157, |
ring; Residence 800 North Eighth st
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

Where They Play.
st. Louis at Boston.
Detroit at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at Washington.
Chicago at New York.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1911-09-25

1t is not alone the
convenience, or
the freshness, or the
crispness, or the I'M
usual food-value, or
the digestibility,
or the cleanliness, or
the price, that has
made Uneeda Biscuit
the National Soda
Cracker.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
Hidden Dancer.

Owner-How did you come to pune
ture the tire? Chauffeur over a
milk bottle Owner Didn't you see
1t in time? Chauffeur No; the kid
had it under his coat-Town Topics.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08

0o0or0j saws Onis0uteo Ss0oros
General William B. Bate Of Tennes-
see after distinguished service in be-
half of the south was governor and
then United States senator. His BRAY.
cry in battle was attested by dozen
wounds, and In single engagement
three horses were shot from under
him.
at was habit of the old warrior"
said man who knew him well, ito
continually carry an unlighted cigar
in his mouth. but few of those who
noticed it ever knew the reason OF his
failure to smoke the weed. At the
battle Of Shiloh he and n brother were
standing side by side when the broth
er asked General Bate for light, as
he had a cigar. but no match. The
general lit match and handed it to
his kinsman, who had scarcely applied
1t to the tobacco ere cannon ball
came hurting through the air and
severed the smokers head from his
body. The terrible tragedy of Shiloh's
bloody field was why in all the years
that followed the surviving brother
was never known to light a cigar"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
Our First Steam Warship.

The Fulton. which at the time Of her
construction in the early thirties was
classed as "steam battery" was the
first United States warship that was
propelled by steam. She was built I'M
der the superintendent Of Commodore
Matthew Galbraith Perry and at the
time Of her completion in 1887 was re-
garded as one of the worlds wonders
by way of naval architecture and pow
er at sea. The Fulton was the cause
Of no little speculation on the part
Of European powers, for at that time
she was looked upon by other nations
as all but invincible. When this Won
der of the sea was put In commission
Commodore Perry. then holding the
rank of commander, was put in COM
mand of her, and he presently came to
be called the father of the steam
navy" The Fulton was built pri-
marily for defense of New York har-
Dor, but she served as well to demon
strate the practical utility of steam
power for warships. York Times.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
DESTROYS SLEEP.
Many Bryan People Testify to This

You can't sleep at night,
With aches and pains of bad back
When you have to get up from uri
nary troubles.
All on account of the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills bring peaceful
slumber;
They are for kidney ills.
l.. B. Kern, Bryan, Texas, says: 81
can not recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills too highly, as they were of great
benefit to me. Sharp pains in my back
kept me from sleeping well and as the
result, | felt miserable in every way.
A kidney weakness also existed and
caused me great annoyance. Doans
Kidney Pills, procured from Emmel &
Maloney's drug store, stopped the pain,
strengthened my kidneys and brought
results that were gratifying"
For sale by all dealers. Price SOC.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's- Sand
take no other.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
Curiouo Justice.

A Paris contemporary gives us
glimpse of the administration of jus
tice among the natives in the Lower
Niger territory which for its efficacy
Nigh be compared with Swift's ac-
count of the means adopted by judi
cial authorities in Laputa. we believe,
to discover conspirators. III native
is accused of theft the heads OF the
village make a,decoction OF herbs and
put into the essence about grain or
ground pepper The liquid is then
lightly applied to the eyelid II the
suspect weeps he is considered guilty.
But the murder fest is an improve
ment upon that of theft. The wise
man" of the district draws vessel or
water. into which he puts some poison.
Then he takes a cows tall and as
perges" the eyes of the supposed as
sassin. If the man becomes blind he
is pronounced murderer.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08

Welsh rabbit ready for use, Neuf-
chatel cheese, Pimento cheese, this
evenings express. Howell & Newton
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
Silent Lawyers.

1t is almost a maxim nowadays that
a lawyers real Importance ut the bar
is in inverse ratio to his prominence
in the papers. The truth is that law
yers of great Importance seldom now
adays appear in court In the old days
the great lawyer was the eloquent
lawyer: today the great LAWYER is the
silent one. Then bar regulations were
made literally at the bar. Today they
are made in the Offices of the sky
scrapers neighboring on Wall street.
In England a visit any day to the law
courts will be repaid by the sight of
some famous X. c. assisting the court
in II dramatization of the trial chapter
from "Alice In Wonderland" But you
might prowl for month within the
precincts of the New York courthouse
without encountering a lawyer whose
name would signify anything remark
able to the historian of the New York
bar-American Magazine
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08

Never make friends with the devil :
monkey or boy. No man knows VIVA
they will do next.-Rudyard Kipling
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
Laughter.

Laughter. while 1t lasts. slackens
and embraces the mind. weakens the
faculties and causes kind of remiss-
ness and dissolution in all the powers
Of the SOUL and thus far it may be
looked upon as Il weakness in the COM
position of human nature. But If we
consider the frequent reliefs we re-
ceive from it and how often it breaks
the gloom which is apt to depress the
mind and damp our spirits with tran
silent unexpected CLEANS of joy. one
would take care not TO grow too wise
for so great a pleasure Of life. Add
son.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08
DR.. A. 81. CARTER
DENTIST
OFFICE OVER JAMES DRUG STORE
Bryan, Texas
ELECTION ORDER.

Whereas, the City Council of the
City of Bryan deems 1t advisable to
issue bonds of said city for the pur.
pose hereinafter mentioned
Therefore, 1t is hereby ordered by
the City Council Of said city that an
election be held on the 21st day OF
August, 1911. at which election the fol
lowing proposition shall be submitted.
Shall the City Council of the City of
Bryan be authorized to issue the bonds
of said city in the sum OF Eight Thou
sand Dollars t$S,000.00), payable In
forty years after date, with option OF
fedeeming same at any time after fif
teen years, bearing interest at the rate
of five per cent per annum, payable
semi-annually, and to levy tax suffi
cient to pay the interest of said bonds
and create sinking fund sufficient to
redeem them at maturity. for the pur
pose of making improvement to the
system of waterworks of said City of
Bryan, Brazos County. Texas?"
Said election shall be held at the
City Hall, at which place the polls
shall be opened and the following
named persons are hereby appointed
managers of said election:
w. ]. Coulter, Presiding Judge
Eugene Edge, Assistant Judge
J. L. Edge, Clerk.
]. R. Edmonds Clerk
Said election shall be held .uI Ter the
provisions of Chapter 149, Act. IF the
Twenty-sixth Legislature, Laws 1899.
and only qualified voters who are
property taxpayers of said city shall
be allowed to vote, and all voters de
string to support the proposition to
issue bonds shall have printed on their
ballots the words, For the Issuance OF
Water Works Improvement Bonds"
and those opposed shall have printed
on their ballots the words, Against
the Issuance Of Water Works Improve
ment Bonds
The manner of holding said election
shall be governed by the laws of the
State regulating general elections.
A copy of this order signed by the
Mayor OF said City of Bryan shall
serve as a proper notice OF said cleo
ton. and the Mayor is directed to
cause notice OF the election to be post
ed up at the place of holding the cleo
ton and at three public places in said
City OF Bryan, and by publication OF
said notice for at least thirty days
prior to the date of said election.
Dated at Bryan, Texas, this the 14th
day of July, 1911.
J. T. MALONEY,
Mayor of the City Of Bryan.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1911-08-08

At certain hotel in Liverpool an
Englishman. an lrishman and a
Scotsman were arguing as to which
of their respective countries had the
lightest men.
The freshman led the argument by
saying:
I'VE have men of COrk!'
THAT may be-" said the Scotsman;
but we have men of Ayr"
We'll" said the cockney. that Is
very light. bur we have lighter men
on the Thames