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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Sand Hollow Items.

Mr.. and Mrr. Joe sibley spent Sun
day with Claud White and wife.
| Miss Winnie Smith and friend tooA
sunday dinner with her parents.
Mr.. Tom Scott spent two weeks il
Roseburg lately, visiting his sister.
Grandma Hynd who has been il
Portland for some time has returned.
Ollie Andrews and Mr. Watson. q
Portland, were up last week looking I
land.
Sam Ritchy and family have return ed
to our neighborhood and are living with
Mr.. Showers.
R. B. Rice aud W. l.. Copenhaver
bought good Jersey calf from Wight
man BIOS. last week.
Mrs. r. f. Tyler burned her hand and
forearm quite badly with hot grease
but 1t is now healing nicely.
There was a dance at the home
Charley Morey's Thursday night and
one at Rute Waid's Monday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Saubers and Miss Ida
Co nhaver, OF Heppner were visiting
w. L. Copenhaver's family last Sunday
W. L. Copenhaver has bought the
Wright quarter from A. Andrews of
Portland, He intends moving soon so
as to commence plowing.
Sunday school is still alive and -four
ishinR at the Hodsdon schoohouse. All
are urged to come and help. Preachip.
by Mr.. Cross, Sunday, Feb. IL at eleven
and seven.
B. s. Clark and wife have returned
from near Pendleton where they have
bean since last harvest. We are CAD t.
see them as it means a better attend |
snce and more interest at Sunda,
school.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

E. M. Keithley and family re-
turned Monday, from Council, Ida
no, where they have been visiting
the past two moaths. Emmerson
states that the weather up that
way is fierce as compared with
what we are enjoying down this
way, but this can be accounted for
when it is realized that Council is
we'll up in the midst of the Seven
Devils mountains.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
THE PARTISAN cABMAN.
4 Deadly Verbal Insult That viii
Render Him Snaeehleaa.

N't~Ss ptbsa 0R~DSUiSD4s
A discreet knowledge Of slang is 8
very useful accomplishment for the
stranger or the foreign resident In
Paris Thus If a cabman is rude OIL
more than usually extortionate or II
he splashes you with>m from head
to foot as he passes and then turns
around to grin at the damage done,
and cochers frequently do these things,
an inadequate command Of the nice.
ties Of the French language leaves all
the advantages on his side.
You might call him idiot" or "sau.
wage" but this would only tickle him.
II, however, you We're able to shout
IVA dono, Collignonw the result of the
encounter would be at once wholly in
your favor.
To say "Collignon" to a cocher is
the supreme insult. 1t leaves him gasp
ing and further speech on his side use.
less. 1t is easy to understand why.
Collignon was a coachman who as
long ago as 1855 went to the house of
a poor professor and murdered him be.
cause he had protested against an over
charge. 1t is satisfactory to know that
Coilignon was promptly tried, SEN
fenced to death and guillotined. To
this day, then, IVA Collignonw remains
the last word.-Paris Cor. New York
Sun.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Pneumonia Follows a cola

But never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar, which checks the cough
and expeIs the cold NJ. Stockwell,
Hannibal, Mo-, says, "It beats all the
remedies l ever used [ contracted a
b d cJld and cough and was threatened
with pneumonia. One bottle of Foley's
Honey and Tar completely cured me-"
No opates, just reliable household
medicine. Sod by all druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Thirty Years Together.

Thirty years OF associatioL-thinko Of
it. How the merit OF good thing
stan.s out in that iime-o- the wo tn
lessness Of a bad one So there's DO
guesswork IN this evidence of Thos.
Ariss, Concord, Mich. who w.itas: Il
have used DR.. Kings New Discovery
for so years, and It's the best cough and
cold cure l ever used" Once it finds
entrance in home you can't pry it out
Many families have used it forty years.
It's the most infallible throat aud lung
medicine on earth. Unequaled for
lagrippe, asthma, hay-feyer, Group,
quinsy or sore lungs. Price SOC, Sl.CO
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by all
druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Scottish Students, prsss.

The Scottish university student has
a code of etiquette in clothes as strict
as that Of Elton or Of Harrow. And
into it the straw hat enters. On Sept.
10, be the weather ever so bleak. the
streets are full of what the small boy
knows as "strawbashers." On the 10th
you viii find never a one-On n stu
dents head, that Is As for the medi-
cal student, he seldom wears a straw
hat at all or anything in its place. 1,
is his pride to go bareheaded. as it is
to wear a fancy waistcoat and turned
up tTOuser ends. The arts and divinity
men sedately avoid these last three
fashions.-LondOn Chronicle.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
SPOILED THE ACT.
An Incident That Enrased the Actor
and Amused the Audiences.

An Incident That Enrased the Actor
and Amused the Audience.
Some years ago melodrama was
Deins performed in a country theater,
the chief actor In which had made
himself, from his naughty and over
bearing conduct, disliked by all. In
the last scene he was supposed to
visit the tombs Of his ancestors. In
the center OF the stage upon a marble
pedestal stood the statue Of his father.
A heavy fold of 'drapery covered the
ilgure. Enter Albert, who thus ad-
dressed the statue:
Il am here once again to gaze upon
those features which In life so often
looked on me with tenderest affection.
Father thy mourning son now comes
70 pay thee alteration. Let me re-
move the veil which from the vulgar
gaze shields the beloved image of
once dear parentw
ON went the drapery, and, behold,
there was disclosed the statue OF the
father gracefully standing upon it's
head.
Ihe effect cannot be described. 1t
was electric. The shouts of laughter
which followed the mistake Of the SUI
per erectually put an end to the
scene, which changed to the next as
quickly as possible amid the jeers of
the audience, the anger of the mana
ger and the uncomfortable rage Of the
actor.-LOndon Telegraph.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Made Hi. Position Clear.

An old Pennsylvania German living
In the mountains had a hard three
hours dusty walk to accomplish one
morning, and he rose very early to
make his start. He had gone but a
little way when he was overtaken by
an automobile. The driver picked up
the old man, and they were at his des-
dnation in about twenty minutes.
''Danks sosmuch awfully NIT de ride
If had known myself to be here al
ready two hours in front Of de clock
yet I vud be at home fast asleep al
ready to start unless knew you vud
not have picked me up since" e."-House-
keeper.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Backache, RheumaIIsnn,
SleePlessness
E. NC

Results from disordered kidneys
Foley Kidney Pills have helped Others
they will help you. Mrs. j. B. Miller.
Syracuse, N. Y, says, For long time
| suffered with kidney trouble and rheu
matism. | had severe backaches and
felt all played out. After taking two
bottles of Foley Kidney Pills my beck.
ache is gone and where used to lie a.
wake with rheumatism pains now
s'eep in comfort Foley Kidney PHI,
did wonderful things for me IT.,
them now. Sold by all druggists
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Lagrippe Coughs

Strain and weaken the system and il
not checked may develop into pneumon.
Ia. No danger Of this when Foley's
Honey and Tar is taken promptly. 1t
Is reliable family medicine for all
coughs and colds, and acts quickly and
effectively in cases OF Group. Refuse
substitutes. Sold by all druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

]. r. Nunamaker, Of Hood River,
came in from Weston, Monday eve
ming, and will remain few days
on business. Jim says that it is
the intention Of himself and asso-
ciates to put out at least 200 acres
to pears on the Hogan Bottom
ranch, bat at this time it is hard to
get hold of sufficient cuttings to do
the planting they planned for the
present season.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Harrison Chaplin and wife, oI
Hsrdman, returned Monday eve.
ming from a trip to Portland and
st. Helens, Oregon, where they
bad been looking at some land
Mr.. Chaplin had proposition for
trade of his Morrow county ranch
for a farm in the vicinity of st.
HeIens, but concluded that it is too
wet down that way for good health
and comfort.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

City Treasurer Emerson has re-
ceived the four City of Heppnel
water bonds recently paid off by
the city, which now reduces the
bonded indebtedness of HeppneI
to $4,000. This sun will be due
in August, 1912, and there is at
present nearly enouh in the sink
ing fund to take it up.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Enhance the value of your OWL
property by building up home in
stitutions. Give your life insur.
ance and accident and health in
surance to a home company and q
home man. See L, w. Briggs and
investigate his propositions before
iHsuriDg. j26-tf,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
His Insniration.
Isn't inspiration queer thing"
II SnnnoSn so What about Il ~

Isn't inspiration a queer thing?
Il suppose so. What about it?"
why, few weeks ago had a red.
hot squabble with my wife over a
dressmaker's bill, and when 1 came
down to the Office l was mad enough
to chew spikes. Then | sat down at
my desk and wrote a little poem on
Help the Erring Brother with a Single
Kindly Wordr And, say, those verses,
born Of bitterness and nourished by
anger, have been copied in the leading
newspapers all over the country!
How's that?"
Fine. Why don't you improve on
the idea?"
"How|
why, get mad enough to beat up
your wife, set fire to the house, shoot
pOliceman-and then write an epic
that will go laundering down the
ages. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

]. A. Gibbons, who has been
teaching the Mckinney creek
school. has resigned, and will go to
Castle Rock to teach aspiring term.
The Gazette will keep Mr. Gibbons
informed as to what is going on in
this part of the county during his
absence.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
The Eoraotten Picture.

Mr.. Hope Moncrief recalls in Ion
don" n curious story OF Lord Hertford.
The one noble taste he had was FOR
the collection of pictures, which he is
Iaid TO have hung with their faces to
the wall. He once commissioned an
agent to find him a picture which, it
turned out. he had himself bought
three or four years earlier!
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Prof. ]. 7. johnson, who has
been teaching the Pine City school,
has finished his term and will de-
part with his family for California
on a visit to his people. He may
decide to return to this county a
little later.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

M. Church, Of Lexington, is one
of the new readers of the Gazette.
Mr.. Church is of the opinion that
his neighborhood has not received
sufficient moisture so far, but that
crops are looking good for this sea.
son Of the year.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

BRAN AND MILLFEED, S24,00 per
ton, Shorts $500 per ton at on
store on Main street. This is less
than it costs TO ship ID the same
grade of feed. Compare our prices
and you will patronize home in
dustry. NJ. w. NJ. Co.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Prof J. G. Wolfe has been COM
PEELED to close his school in Lena
district because Of an epidemic of
measles. He is contemplating a
trip to Oklahoma to spend the
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
Doesn't Require Maaie.

Closeist-I saw magician last night
who made ten dollar bills disappear as
though they had never existed.
Spendit-Huh! can do that.-Phila-
delphia Record.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Cayuse Encampment conferred
three degrees upon three candi
dates, Monday night. Quite a
number of visiting members from
outside points were present. A
lunch was served at eleven o'clock
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

The Palace Hotel employs none
bat white labor. Best meals in
town. TRY them for your Sunday
dinner.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09
The Week News
Local and Personal Happenings
in and About the City.

GlAd OuLtou duu Wll0 were II
town, Saturday.
Frank Parker was up from Lex
ington, Saturday.
The Gazette and Semi Weekly
journal $175.
District Attorney Van Vactor
went to The Dalles, Friday.
Gus Mallory made a business
trip to Portland this week.
Phil Cohn pays highest cash
price for hides, pelts and furs.
Percy GArrigues has returned
from an extended visit in Portland.
The best Hog and Sheep fence
in the world at Gillian & Bisbee's
@. r. Pointer, of Lexington, was
a pleasant caller at the Gazette,
Saturday.
] f. @. Msrquardsen and wife
we're passengers for Portland, Mon.
day morning.
Crockery at your own price at
Gillian & Bisbee's.
w. L Copenhaver, of Lexington,
was IN HeDpner, Thursday, and
paid this Office visit.
Highest each prices paid for
hides, pelts and furs. Sse Morrow
Warehouse Milling Co. If.
Miss Lorena Meadows has Sc
cured employment in Portland,
and is now located there.
T. w. Ayers, of Pendleton, Wis
tied relatives and friends in Hepp-
ner few days this week.
Miss Mabel Gay returOed home
from Seattle, Monday. She has
been absent for four months.
Grain of any description taken
in exchange for Waitsburg and
Idaho -four. Call on Phil Coin.
Shelley Baldwin, a prominent
Black Horse farmer, was TRANSACT
ing business in Heppner. Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Ayers re
turned from Portland, Friday, ard
proceeded to the mill the first of
the week.
Mrs. W. O. Hill and Mrs. E. G.
Sutton departed for Portland, Sat
urday, to visit their mother, Mrs.
John McFerrin.
Mrs. @. T. Walker returned TO
her home at lone, Monday evening 4
after an absence of ten weeks in
Southern California.
X. Rasmussen, proprietor of O
Lexington Creamery, was in Hepp- \
ner, Tuesday. We acknowledge a b
pleasant call from him. a
]. E. Cronin, president of Bank G.
of lone, was passenger for Port 8
land last Thursday, to spend sew.
sral days in the city on business
Mrs. F. G. Adkins went to Mi o.
.on, Friday, in response to mes II
,age stating that her daughter, "
Leila, was very sick with sppendi- VI VI
tits. u'
Iii
Mrs, Epler Geise, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. ]. 81. Wyland, re-
urned to her home at Hermiston,
after visit with her - y
PARENTS at Hardman.
Mt
MIR. Fred Seely, of the Times, re- ou
urned from Portland, Thursday, Ia
ccompanied BY his family. They
re now comfortably located in the
house in east Heppner. bn
II. M. Olden was in attendance to
{ the meeting of the Farmers dil
Tnion at Walla Wslls, and has
one on an extended visit TO bis
Ister who lives near Chehalis, =
Wash. it.
A limited quantity of choice , s'a
,TARDLEss BARLEY and BLUEsTEM On,
rHEAT for seed at the Allyn ranch Ari
Glow Jordan Siding. Price, S1.25 ha'
or pvt lot
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1911-02-09

Fairy tales are made out 9f the
6reams Of the poor.-LOwell.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
SWAT THE GOLDENROO

Instead of "swatting" the
capcring house fly. Just at this
season Of the year. GoItfth
residents. Il eminent authorities
may he credited. could do far
better if they employed their time
"swattinG" The goldrnrod crop.
There are IS, cases Of hay fever
in Goldfield today. In the Eastern
States golden rod and hay fever
arc terms synonymous, in that the
heavy pollen Of the yellow flower
is held responsible for the irriti-
ton of the nasal and throat
passages. In Mi nnesOta several
years ago, so prevalent was the
disorder that steps were taken for
the destruction Of every possible
STALK of the pcstifcruus growth.
In Minnesota and other Of the
Eastern States today the golden
rod, beautiful though il undouht.
cdly it is summed in common with
the Canadian thistle, sumach and
milk weed.
1t is possible that the present
epidemic of hay fever in Go!dfeld
may be attributed to inhalirg the
goldenrod pollen? Scores Of walk.
ing parties have gone into the hills
and gathered great arm loads Of
goldenrod. Of these parties many
have since become sufferers from
the malady. - Goldfeld Tribune.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
THE WOMANTS
FIRE DEPARTMENT

How is the woman's fire de-
partment in your suburb getting
along?" asked Cleveland Plain
Dealer Man.
Pretty well. They've had
heir engine out several times
sprinkling the members lawns
and they've held several dozen
parades. Yes and they gave a
costume exhibit at the Japanese
suffragctte lawn fete and soaked
all the refreshments. but they
haven't had any serious work no
actual fires?"
why, yes, they've been called
out twice. but the first time the
fore lady forgot her switch and
had to go home and get It. and
the other time they were stopped
on Main street by a bargain sale
and two barns burned down."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
RIFLE FOR UNDER WATER USE

When he is working in water
infested by sharks and other sea
monsters likely to do him harm,
the diver has at present to relv for
mis- safety on the use of the knife
or. failing that, on a quick return
to the surface. Now comes the
invention of Captain Grobl, a Ger
man diving instructor who has
constructed a rifle which can be
fired under water and is designed
for the better arming of the
diver. The most remarkable thing
about it is that it fires, not bullets,
but water. which is propelled with
such force that it has an extra
ordinary power of penetration.
Indeed, the inventor himself has
pierced armor plate of medium
thickness with the water Jet from
his weapon. The rife has a stout
barrel and is loaded with
cartri ige cased in India rubber
Exchange.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
GETS FORTUNE BY
READING NEWSPAPER

Through the careful reading of
an Ohio newspaper two sisters,
Mrs. Louise Schmidt and Mrs.
Emma Becker, both of Baltimore.
discovered in small ar ticle that
they were heiresses to an estate
amounting to nearly 5000, 900.
The pap err came to Mrs. Emma
Becker after having followed her
through three states.
R emembering that her uncle.
David Srhlcntz, had formerly lived
In Dayton Mrs. Becker took the
paper and ran over the columns.
On one of the pages she found a
tiny article explaining that the
daughter of her uncle, who, the
paper stated, had died three years
ago. had just died and that the
vast estate. comprising some
nineteen pieces of property and
money amounting together to be-
tween $l50,OC0 and $500, 900
originally bequeathed by the
uncle was left to the nearest
relatives.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03

Courthouse. Highschool, and
grammar School, souvenirs at
Mathematics Jcwlery Store.
For Rcnt--One or two rooms
suitable for Offices in Harrington
building. Apply to II. s.
Taber.
Real Mining pays better than
anything else. Chance to get in
on the ground floor. Rich ore.
Mine all paid for. Money needed
for machinery. Write to Box
428, Elko. Nevada.
For Sale "A New Home sewing
machine. Inquire at this Office.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
TEACHING SCHOOL
GIRLS TO SWIM

In the apparatus in use in Ger
many for teaching school girls
how to swim the pupil is sup
ported in such a position as to
leave the legs and arms free to
perform the notions of swim
mer. The body is hung in a wide
belt. Suspended from an overhead
rail. while the feet are attached to
a pair of ropes running over
pulleys and adjustable to various
requirements.
The pupils thus suspended are
then taught how to perform rhe
movements of the breast stroke
until the action becomes almos {;
instructive. There is decided
advantage in teaching these
movements in such a way instead
of in the water. for the pupil is
not distracted by the fear of a
ducking. 1t is not at all easy t.
learn the swimming movements
even out Of water. hence the
advantage of acquirirg this
knowledge until it becomes almost
instructive before entering the
water. Scientific American.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
UTILIZATION or WASTE

A distinguished chemist one
observed that my lady writes
tender sentiments to her lord
with ink made from an old copper
coffee not on paper made from old
collars" The utilization Of waste
products, which is adding to tie
wealth of the world, furnishe 8
many such fantastic adaptations.
Give me-" DR.. Long said, "the
sewage of New York, and | will
return you yearly the superior
milk of 100. 200 cows" The waste
s1apsud from wooden factories
which used to po!lute hundreds of
rivers, is now precipitated ard til ,
coagnlum is pressed inc bricks
and converted into superior illumi-
mating gas. These are only ex-
amlpes Of the ingenuity of man.
That the field is far from ex.
hausted is instanced in the
estimate that from 600 to 1000
tons coal are thrown away every
day in the ashes Of New York 1t
is not imqossioble that some one
will shortly invent a process for
retaining his wasted material.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03

Governor Oddie is blowing about
what Nevada is going to do at the
Panama.Pacic exposition. He says
the state will be fttinRly repre-
tented. Are we to infer that
the governor thinks he is the
whole thing? How the deuce is
he going to fulfil his promise with
out the legislative department,
and If it should happen to be
Democratic as it inevitably will
be, how is he going to caiole those
who he has antaRonized into doing
his bidding. Looks to this paper
as though this is another Oddie
promise. Churchill Standard.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
-AMOILLE MERCANTILE co.
Watch the Commercial Tail0rs
LAMOILLE, NEVADA

Watch the Commercial TailOrs
window for Saturday specials.
have added first class shoe
Repair shop and will appreciate a
liberal share Of your patronage.
Good Work, Best Material, Right
Price. G.. A. Harrington.
Mrs. Ray has opened Hairdrcss-
ing, ShampooinQ, Massage and
Msnicuring Parlors at Mrs.
CampbeIIs Millinary Store. City
prices.
Seymour Jacobs Co. have been
appointed local agents for Singer
Sewing machine and will carry a
stock on hand.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
WANTED

A first class cook.white or Jap.
Wages $50 per month: board, wash
and room free. Must be good
pasty cook and good all around
cook.
Also a dishwashef at $35 per
month; board wash and room free.
Inquire at this Office.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1911-08-03
SPECIAL MEETING

The members Of Elk0 Lodge,
NO. Is. Knights Of Pythias are
requested to meet at their Hall
tomorrow Thursday evening" at 3
o'clock for the purpose of making
arrangements for the funeral of
their late Bro. Joseph S. Gardner,
=. G..
All visiting and sojourning
Knights are cordially invited to Re
present.
BY order Of J. II. McFarlanc,
G. G..