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The evening world., 1911-12-15
coTTAoERs WAITED
FOR THE GREAT SHOCK.

Then>pater ana mater funilias stuffed
thetr own ears and BEGAN to practice
pirouettlng on their toes. At SIS o'clock
Ne windows began to Ny up and the cold
rain TO blow IN. Then the nervous cot
eAgers bundled up In their outdoor wraps
and watched the clock.
There were some who had the fore
Thought to telephone to Fort Totten.
whereat they were appraised of the post
ponement. But the majority waited at
Nigh tension for the awful s'am-hang OF
the mortars that came not. And after
ehe programmed period OF suspense had
passed they began to wake up to the
eAct that there was nothing doing.
Col. Cronkhite. who has charge OF the
eeat for the purpose of demonstrating
that a battery OF mortars can raise
havoc with a flock of aeroplanes. said
that there would undoubtedly be an
upheaval OF the seismic order. Houses
three miles away We're likely to be
shaken more violently than houses
oearby. As the mortars were set deep
b the ground and had no big gun car
T1agee TO absorb the conclusion. the
oaPth would quake far more violently
than In the case OF the thirteen-inch
rides.
The test has been postponed indefinite
ly TO await for perfect atmospheric
eQuditions. Householders will be warned
n ample time to prepare for the quake.
Residents. of the Great Neck Colony
have retained Lawyer George G. Holton
OF No. "a Wall street In an effort to pre-
vent the mortar practice. Lawyer Hol-
Ton had "A consultation with Brnmwell
Davis. a real estate operator OF Thirty
fourth street and Broad way. Manhattan,
and a Great Neck resilient. this after
noon. Mr.. Davis sent a telegram To Sec
eetary of War Stimson. Mr.. Davis point
% out the danger to human life and the
danger OF damage to property II the
mortar tests are made. TIL telegram
vas followed by a letter. Mr.. Holton
announced an appeal might be made "a
President TAFT.
NJ. Holton said he had received a let
ter from n. NJ. Slebert OF Arrochal
PARA. Staten Island. near Fort Wads.
worth. who wrote that the property
owners there had never been reimbursed
BY the Government for the damag,
mat resulted during mortar practice
eouP years ago.
The evening world., 1911-12-15
STUFFED EARS
TO AWAIT SHAKE
THAT DIDN'T COME
Cottagers Failed TO Hear
About Postponement of Fort
Totten Mortar Test.
DELAY DUE TO WEATHER
Army Officials Promise to
Give Ample Warning Be-
ID fore Motars Are Fired.
DELAY DUE TO WEATHER

News Of a postponcment Of the big
mortar test AT Fort Tott,n that was
scheduled to shake Whitestone. Bayslde
and Willetit Point. L. l.. out Of their
respective boots to-day failed to reach
several hundred Gotta gers, wherefore
when the mystic hour OF SID o'clock ar
Rived a few thousand cars were plugged
with cotton and the cottagers we're on
eptoe to await the terrible quake.
The warning tAa had been sen out
BY the officers OF Fort Totten was OF a
character 20 inspire alarm. Household
ors within a radius OF five miles OF Will
1ett's point were advised that they had
better take down all their pictures and
Sold them In cotton; that b~rlc-a-brac
Ghould be aid out OF pillow and feath-
Or beds and that II would save the win
Gov pancs to throw up the slshes and
PERMIT the rev erberatlon TO nave unhin-
0ered aeccls TO the house.
.gAs a consequence OF this warning,
when the Nhi;estone and Blyside COM
snuters got home last night. their wives
put them TO work taking down pictures
and wrapping up brlc-a-brac. When the
work was finished the to.lers laid IA
blanket across the wire springs OF their
0Ads and weat to sleep. Before the taTdy
8eak OF dawn l.tte folk were routed
Q0t OF their slumocrs and "a their ears
stuffed.
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COLOMBO. Ceylon. Dec. l5.-The ply
sicians In charge OF Charles w. Eliot.
president emeritus OF Harvard, who was
recently operated m for appendicitis,
report that his condition continues about
the same. The list resort said that he
was progressing favorably n was
more comfortable.
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ACTIVE SECURITIES.

United state. steel. i23. JD shares; Reading.
1a3. 400 shar,s. Union raci'c. IO.3OO shars
IThigh VALLEY, 81 100 shares: Copper, -. 4UO
shares aud Edie 0.5OO shares.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
WH-N IN A HURRY
CALL PO3IEROY'S ON TIME HACKA
BOTH PHONES 244A
-



All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot. foot OF San Francisco
street, except those OF Mexico North
Western All arrivals and departures
given IN FL Paso or mountain standard
SANTA FE
For Albuquerque, Denver. Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ly- S:45 a m and
From Albuquerque. Denver. Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar- $40 a m and
500 p M
Ell PAS0 & SOUTHWESTERN.
lWestern DfytsiOn.)
For Arizona and SOnora-Lv. 7:so
a m and sos 2. m
From Arizona and Sonora-Ar g:2o
a m and $40 p. m
eastern DfvfsfOn.)
For Kansas City. Chicago. St Louis
LIZ 1z:46 D. m. SIS D. m
EroTl Is hSansas CITY Chicago. St Louis
q. ~ a m s;50 2
for san Antonio. New Orleans and
" ashlngton-LV. 1880 q m and soc
From San Antonio. New orlean, and
y W ashfngton-Ar- 1850 a N and sos
For Arizona and california-Lv. s:ss.
From 81 M; 100. s:55 p N
o'oS a. m; 1920, 5:I2 700 o. m.
TEXAS & PACIFIC
or Dallas and St Louis-Lv. s:30
From Dallas and St Louis-Ar. 11:4o
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO.
81. Chihuahua and City OF Mexico
From Chihuahua and City of Mckee
MEXICO NORTH WESTERN.
For Casas Grandes and Pearson-Iv.
Ju7rez Mon. Wed. Fri, 100 D. m
from Casas Grendes and Pearson
At Jrarez Tues TIL. Sat $50 y m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
VAUGHN AND ROSWELL. MAIL AND
PASSENGER ROUTE.

Automobiles leave Vaughn daily a.
s:I5 q. m. arrive at Roswell 2 2. N
Leave Roswell 1890 D. m. arrive At
Vaughn $50 p. N Baggage allowances
100 pounds Rate for excess Luggage
is $500 per 100 pounds
We are equipped to carry any kind
of trunks or baggage, up to 1909
pounds Special rates are given fer
excursions. for eight or more passen-
gers. For further information write
the Roswell Auto Co. Roswell. n. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Typewriters.

TYPEWRITER AND OFFICE SUPPLY
co. Exclusive agents for: Smith
Premier, Victor. Oliver, Royal. l. c.
Smith, Standard Folding Typewriters.
and Dalton Adding Machines. Type
writer's rented and repaired. 421 Mesa
Ave Bell phone S32.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Wanted-S Situations.


-~-~~~~~--~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~
WANTED-Nursing by the hour by
competent trained nurse. Phone 1907
WANTED-A position by settled wo-
man as nurse for invalid. Write 29I
WANTED-Position as companion; best
references; desire personal interview
27S, Herald.
YOUNG MAN desires position as driver;
knows town well, speaks Spanish. L.
z. X. care Herald
NEAT HOUSEKEEPER (negress)
wants work in country, near city; no
washing. Write room 4, $40 S. Camp
bell.
WANTED - Position by experienced
bookkeeper: will go anywhere, Mex
leo preferred; bank references. Ad
dress NJ. f. care Of Herald.
WANTED-Position as governess; ex-
perienced teacher; musician; Oberlin
conservatory training; excellent refer
ences; personal Interview. 277, Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Wanted Money.

WANTED TO BORROW $1,000 for two
years, 10 percent interest, with Ell Paso
county land worth four times the
money for security. Write Loan, Her
aid office
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER co.
Typewriters SOLD rented and repaired
I19 Mesa. Bell S65. Auto. 2135.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11

South 1Ound tram connects With
SOutheIn Pacific west bound train No.
I, leaving Lordsburg 1857 a m. NOM
tain time.
Paso & Southwestern east bound train
for FL Paso. leaving Hachita 11:42 q
m. mountain time. and with west
leaving Hachita at 11:10 g. m. moua-
tain time.
Traffic Manager. Clifton. Artz
Feb II. 1911
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Statesmen Wanted.

-~~-~~~-e-~~~~~---~~~~~~-~
WANTED-Experie statesmen tt
sell fruit, truck and alfalfa land un-
der the famous Elephant Butte irriga-
ton project. where the u. S. govern
ment is spending approximately So
100000 in constructing this great dam
Liberal commission.
Elephant Butte Land and Trust Co.,
Las Cruces. y. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Medical.

-~~-~1~-~-~-~-~~-~~---- ~-~~~---->~~~-~-~-~~~~
DIR. EDGAR, 10 Morehouse- Phone 2s'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Wanted-To Rent.

WANTED or room furnished mod
ern cottage. close In. Phone 1890 Bell.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Money Loaned.

SMALL LOANS made promptly on real
estate. furniture, etc Business con-
fidentiaI Bell phone 2116-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11

MEN AND BOYS to fearn automobile
repairing and driving, plumbing. brick
laying, electrical trade civil engineer
ing, surveying in most practical way.
Our students earn $685. q day; posi-
lions secured; satisfaction guaranteed.
Catalog free. NATIONAL SCHOOL OF
TRADES. 211o W. 18th. Los Angeles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Help Wanted--Female.

WANTED-GirI for general homework.
Apply 1909 Arizona ST
WANTED-GirI to do dining room and
chamber work Al S. Ochoa St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11

MONEY TO LOAN AT PERCENT.
Will you let 20 or 40 cents a day
stand between you and a home Con-
vert your rent receipts into a home.
We have helped thousands to own
their own homes and will help you
il you will adopt our plan Write
for booklet
STANDARD HOME CO..
$40 and SEQ Herald Building.
FL PaSO. Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Business Chances.


FOR SALE AT A BARGAINS room
rOoming house; no commission; easy
terms B. L. care Herald
AN EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY to
get control of permanent business;
large profits; small capital will handle
it. Stands closest investigations; needs
no experience. Write 296, Herald
FOR SALE-HaIf interest in very
good paying drug store; buyer must be
druggist and able to manage the bust
ness. VIII take $500 TO make the
deal Address Box 80, San Marcial,
n. NJ
FOR SALE-Dairy farm 20 acres ir-
rigated, all in alfalfa; g Jersey cows.
monthly income $500: no competition
Town growing very rapidly Positively
safe investment. Price $500. Address
Dairy. 334. Herald
CFOR SALE-Tea and coffee business
In Phoenix, Ariz-, comprising Of a
stock of teas, coffees and spices.
invoice $3.50; one rooster. the latest
patent, invoice price $3.50, slightly
used. good as new; fixtures 10 the
amount of $500: in all totaling S14Io-
This is a frstclass outfit and il will
prove to be a money maker to some
good live business man. Make an
offer on the proposition; If possible
investigate same. Address Geo. NJ
Dickson, Phoenix, Ariz. Box %.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1911-07-11
Bids Wanted.

NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
Having acquired the Tuberville mill
I am in shape to give a full mill bid
on ali buildings. Send in yoer plans.
Respt, V z. CARSON 1902 Z. Missouri
St Phone Bell 1898; Auto. 1897
The evening world., 1911-01-12
When Work May Be Play.

The average working woman has regarded the workaday period n n boduv
STRAIN. If he must needs walk a half mile to and rom her work ho con.
ains of being TIRED o n Sundays she uses neither brain nor bawn I'M,
lounges around" And Monday morning does lot find her with thu bloyant
She is continually LOOKING FORWARD to the tn days or two wesks
vacation In. tbs year 1t COMES AM GOES With the nowso of YESTERDAY md ts
benefits are forgotten as QUICKLY.
What you n and a of usn need is the DAILY joy-the daily VACATION
All work am 10 EXERCISE makes Jill very irritable and brings unkind
wrinkles on her should be PLEASING countenance.
The Frisco sisters have the RIGHT system. They are not only akdn things
esy for THEMSELVES nut for those with whom they have CONTINUOUS
Alo. they are doing something for their country IS the perchance,
coming mothers of he future citizens who NEED to b strong in these SIREN
.UouS times
or oourse,w may 10 yet have business women's clubs such as those Oft the
Pacific coast hut EACH must awaken to the FUNDAMENTAL. fact that we
MUST rave the recreation o EVERY DAY. We can't keep the FIRE ALIVE
with lack OF fighting fuel
BE your " club woman and have a vacation SOME time during the daily
twcntyfour hours Where there is n WILL. there is q WAY" And he way
of the happy business woman is he rad paved with CORPORAL health IS well
as THINKING apparatus.
1t is the best eurek known for that "srouchy" feeling,
LIVE, LAUGH AND EXERCISE; for TO- MORROW YOU WORK.
The cry of thu happy business la:
GIVE US OUR DAILY RECREATIONv" tt
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parlor while Mrs. Jar followed the gen.
teel maid up the genteei and somewhat
smelly stairs.
In n few moments the maid returned
and announced to Mr.. Jarr that he was
to come up TO Mrs. Tickets suite.
lie went up. Mrs. Hickett, an ex-
tremeiy stout lady, arrayed in a very
ornate but somewhat so!led kimono.
was shedding tears as she reclined In a
shabby armchair. Mrs. Jarr was ad-
ministering comfort and smelling salts.
MIR. Jarr will excuse my appearance.
won't he? oh. dear. oh. dear moaned
Mrs. Hickett.
"shc can't go TO Mrs. Stryver's! Isn't
II terrible?' explained Mrs. Jarr.
why. ! wouldn't go so far as to say
that began MIR. Jarr. but. seeing
neither lady vas needing him. he
stopped.
"Ah. Mrs. Jarr. You are lucky that
your children are only babies YETI"
moaned Mrs. Hickett. ITO think. To
think! that MY daughter should treat
me so!'
Perhaps she didn't think said Mrs.
Jarr. soothingly.
"Oh, she thought, all right" snapped
the old lady. turning from sorrow to
anger with so much emphasis that Mr..
Jarr 6odGed back. But I'll never for
give her! Never! The wretch! The
huzzy!"
Mrs. Jarr ministered comfort and
smelling salts once more. and then Mrs.
Hlckett relapsed frcm c1ger into moan
ing grief again.
But you so, my dear, Don let me
detain you. I'll take some sulphonal
md read an Elinor Hyn book took
IL from Cora because I don't think it's
respectable. Don't delay on my ac-
| count, md thank YOU"
, The Jars finally did get away and re-
sumed their journs to society's por-
tails.
Whats the natter asked Mr..
Jair. when they got outsidc. HAS
Cora lIickett eloped with a plano
player, or did she rob the oil lady. or
hit her In the eye? She always seemed
p~oaceable. What did she dor
she put on all her mothers curls
without telling her mother when she
went out this afternoon. ana now her
mother can't go to Mrs. Stryver's affair
because she can't wear any OF her hats.
| An, children don't care how they break
a mothers heart"
The evening world., 1911-01-12

q ot MENP For 10, a 1omdn mdv haze TEN hs-
bands yet understand NOT n Of them.
And hw shalt thou, having but ONE husband. ~ SOLOMON. as.
sumo to knoU ALL penr" .
Go to! i say unto thee a oomdn that kno,yeth ONE man teu knopeth
the COMBINATION Which admitteh her TO all mems hearts, epen as a
hotel passkeu
Yea, and a rona that understandeth her OWN SCI shall ,keune
know the OPPOSITE sea; for they arc as the night and dan, eracty
antthettcat
Behold, a roman goeth in roundabout rays, reasoneth IN CURVES
and drgueth in circles.
But a a mopeth in a STRAIGHT LINE. and NOTHING shall turn
him from his course.
A CONAN is like unto q DOG, uhich cheertulp toloueth him she
ioceth, into te ends Of the earth, and gratefully reccreh a pat o the
head and q Kind cord.
But a man, eren as a CAT, ,oandcreth ,cherc he Hsteth, returneth only
at meal times. and dcsireth to be LET ALONE.
For a uomdn opeh a PEOPLE, but a man loveth PLACES.
And he cHnDeth dhUdys to that uoman uo mdkeh him most CON-
PORTABLE.
Lo, a uomdn regdrdeth marriage as the beginning OF hc, but a man
rcgdrdeh It as the END Of liberty and Of the pursuit Of happiness"
A oomon tdketh lore slouy ern a she sippeth her utne, but a man
hath empted the bottle and forgotten it ere she hath begun to feel the
Intoxicating influence Of lore.
A Uomdns heart holdeth only ne tenant at a time, out the heart Of q
man is like unto a street car, IN ~hich there is aruays room for more.
a man remembered MOST tenderly those women Whom he hath FAILED
to Kiss.
A Uoman nerer hath a reason for that whGh she doeth, but q "a
find al hundred reasons for anything he uisheth to do.
When loe dieth a tcoman closetht the door Of her heart and 1ocketh It
IN, but a coseth the door OF his heart and lockcth IL OUT.
For a pomdn teedeth OF MEMORY and is satisfied, but unto q man the
memory Of yesterdays Kiss is n o more satisfying than the memory of yes
terddvs dinner.
A uoman chanoeth her mind more often than she chdngeth her fash
ions, but a ma neyer changeh in anything ercept his HEART.
Herein, my Daughter, hare I 0iren thee the COMBINATION by nhch
thou mdyest understand MAN.
Therefore, / charge thee KNOW 7HYsELF aud thou shalt not be fooled
by ANY man. Sedh!
The evening world., 1911-01-12

masterpiece until our Is popu-
larry termed and statutorlly recognized
as the American language.
JACOB BACKES.
Enuine. and .l,ost Boy, DeIi.
To the Editor Of The Evening World.
As TO the inauiry regarding RED
Smokestacks': | was born I'm Sprlng-
field, Mass, and well remember the ~.
II. and U.dRR. locomotives with the red
stacks. These same engines had red
wheels. and brass bands
the boilers about three feet apart. Each
engine was WI by its name, which
was painted directly under the win
dows on the sides Of tho cab. when
only four years OF & ran away
from home and went to the depot in
Springfield (about one-half mile from
where ! livcd) in order to see the
The evening world., 1911-01-12

this dreadnought of comic journalism comes out, as it did recently,
with a cartoon in which two typical London street arabs are watch
ing a magnificent procession Of suffragcttes, and one kiddo says
to the other, "WeI, Chawley, suppose we'll ave to give it to 'em
at last"
From the "Punch" viewpoint, it may perhaps be admitted with
out loss of self-respect that we are at times a bit slow in approaching
the point of humor in a joke. But there is more than that in the
one quoted. 1t is a sign Of the times.
"That cartoon meant" DR.. Akcd declares, chat the British
public, with the very elementary sense of humor with which God has
seen fit to endow it, has actually perceived the utter Stiffness of keep
Ling the vote from women who have already so much political power
and are exercising it so nobly and so ably"
. We had an idea that the time was about past when it could
be said of the politicians in pctticoats that "They are n side-show
in politics and a holy show to the public There is no telling where
the American sense of humor, such as it is, would lead us, if We
were to assume a quizzical attitude toward the innumcrablc manifesto
.tions of feminine power, activity and influence a reflected in the
news of the day.
Here in one mornings paper we read announcements of meet
ings of the Women's Medical Association Of New York, the Women's
Republican Club, and a course of lectures on "Home Hygiene" ar
ranged by a committee Of the Federation Of Womcn's Clubs in con-
junction with the public health education committee of the Medical
Society. The automobile show is throngcd with lone women who
not only own but also drive their own machines. The Washington
The evening world., 1911-01-12
A Tobacco
10 the Ednor Of The Evening World,

Aa
took a package OF stortes into n sub
way train. They were nestled close to
my breast. stogles are not gross like
ordinary cigars; they are slender. deli
cate. Moreover. these stoglcs were
short. small. mere children, so to speak.
1t vas ~thoughtless OF me. doubtless, to
them Into such a place. ] was there
but fifteen minutes-from one express
2 station TO the next The struggle was
rhort and sharp. I took n package OF
stogies. slender n fair. into the SUBJ
way, alns' when | reached home | filled
my pipe with their dust. JOEL.
3 one Universally Observed.
To the Editor q The Evening World
Are there any national holidays?
W, A.
For an Americas Language.
To the Editor Of The Evening World
In a recent editorial you state that
we have no great American opera.
y Here is the answer: We VIII have great
American opera as soon as enough
vAmericanism pervades our land 20 cause
Americans TO give their own" name
to their own language as soon as
there Is enough American spirit to des.
ignate as the American language the
speech which grew Its world-prtponder,
nee In American soil.
Shakespeare, Schiller. Mbllere, Wag,
merge through the whole list to IN,
end-one Will fnd each worked in, anc
with. and through a language which
had a home name, an indigenous name
not an exotic one. The language II
the life, aud the name OF the language
has ever been the name OF the everything
- productions and OF the productive ever
3 living, Just how far We now are iron
. the Inevitable American Declaration. o
Name Independence Is unknowabie. Blu
this may be predicted with utter conf
dsnce: There never will be a grea
Anerican opera. or epic. Or literary
The evening world., 1911-01-12

grace TO be Fired From a job ice
could cite you a lot OF Railroad Pres
idents aud Such Like pho'd be hang
ing their heads in shame!
Taking 1t as n general proposition, the
Girl at Home is going to stick to Her
Man just as long as he's Worth Shoot
ing!
Never mind being The Candy Kid.
That's as far as he ever gets!
The man who Carries a Chip on his
Shoulder and Totes a Gun at the
same time always finds what he's look
ing for!
To have no Enemies is as dun as to
have no Hobby
The fellow who doesn't like YOU and
shows YOU hat he doesn't is n dozen
times less dangerous han the chap
The evening world., 1911-01-12

- NJ. c uhoso n,c,ure YOU
an,r NJ, tho second
orb uor,em Society
Inaaou "a C,r- womap who Has Re-
-, IT,. ,wo,,assay.-
r. 1910, t., ,nasr his waist
aa,ohtn, ,bo lower edge of
80 II. 80 nhancod for the time
re -.e.,,, n,,,a,,o oN.ot 10, tho
$500. IT,. ~ ,ornodo bodv model so
"as' ..,o,oh,, hos,es
80 =, ~ 49,. H. drass shirts. lie
- 1T. 1Ia u,,, n nrev IN the
aue no Iep", 49,. w. nos hno,,ed mn
o''oi
..rS.no a uomap who wou,dn., do n
ihereS d "o'"a" Wv u ~.
.a1o' y ~
jar ven
'"i -, -, hn, .h. nos
spean,'e y.,
speah'ns VI = ''
$50
her' ihat Heahs wv oi f"o'e "a 80
ior us anu " u He'' "nu' ,'es, az
evers nieNei 1oun' u ."n. ""
Nsn.' y 80 =,
MAYBE rs v"i $3.50
"Veah' 'e"'u'eu Mi' o.,
susha'us' uaus"'e' VI w.. ~
-. - 80. - ,h.. ar,,c,,o,
jar w. W. 80 go,
ooia ,.,,s ,r,ana. an,
"oo' NV hn,,"au ,he
SO "e ,ha,,s nhv 7
i.Ne'' or 49,, ia s,on
"au p'0+"so - r. 90
IN ior her' on. uN "
"ls, ot'S'e's 49," 49,.
WY eou''", .rhan
iOo' a'Neu var '" ~
The evening world., 1911-01-12
SENTENCE SERMONS.

Modern life pushes a man into the mud
and then chldes him for mater!alism.
Some turn their backs on ordinary
principles to gaze at heavenly prospects.
with all our doing things for people
they need most Of all our being men to
them.
Magnify your personal rights and you
are sure to Great some social wrongs.
A man may go up when you kick him,
but you cannot claim credit for kind
ness.
Roasting OF saying what you think is
often AZ excuse for not thinking what
you say.
Progress in the human race depends
less on getting ahead than on helpinS
along.
True charity will seek to purify thu
we'll and not rest content with ~paiucnG
the pump.-chicago Tribune.
The evening world., 1911-01-12
The Day.
Good Stories
Cabby and Chauffeur.

~ He broken down cabby regarded with q
glcam Of delight the taxi which had
broken down. But he spoke no word.
The chauffeur began operating on his
machine. He turned 1t and twisted 1t and banged
II and screwed 1t, but to no avail. And stll
the cabhy spoke not.
The chauffeur banged again. He did things to
ignition sparks that wouldn't ignite and ranu
that refused to be anything but cranky. And still
the cabby. sour Of visage. lay low and said muffin.
Then the chauffeur wiped his bsady brow and
then the cahhy. still with the gltam in his eye.
crossed over
"'Erer' he exclaimed, srimly. holding out his
whip. Ere y'are, misterl 1t IN with thisl'-
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