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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

Frank II. Jackson, administrator of
Joshua F. staley, deceased VS.. Mary
A. staley, ct al.-In chancery.
In the Intermediate Court Of Marion
county, West Virginia.
TO Frank II. Jackson, administrator,
ETC., plaintiff. and to Mary A. Staley,
Jas. E. Mccoy, guardian ad Item
for Nellie staley, Fred Staley, Ruth
staley, Mary staley, infants, and
Jacobs-Hutchinson Hardware Com.
pany, corporation, Follansee Bruun.
ers Company, a corporation, Demler
Brothers Company, a corporation,
Greer Brothers Company, a corpora
ton, Harry P. Robinson, Waverly
Oil Works Company corporation,
]. s. Morris, H. c. Poster, William
H. Sands, Hi W. Meade, Cook Hos
pital and Training School Company,
a corporation, William c. Jamison
and Jesse A. Jamiscn. partners as
Jamison Brothers, William S, Thorn.
as, Charles c. Denham, Jacob L.
Sapper, =. w. Lomax. CLAUDIO II.
Duncan, c. E. Mumford and w. s..
MumHord, partners as Mountain City
Plumbing Company, JoJseph A, An
wyle, doing business as Fairmont
News Company, Francis Z. Mich
OILS, Novelty Stamping Company, a
corporation, Frank "A. Lloyd, vii.
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Licenses Issued.

Marriage licenses were yesterday IS
sued by the clerk OF the county court
as follows:
Grant E. Cowgirl, %, and Lawrence
Foolish, 10, both OF Warrington. D. M.
Foolish, father OF the girl, gave his con
sent in writing.
John Baker. 21, and Anna Ice, 90,
both of Warrington.
Elmyo L. Ryan, 81, and Ieota A.
Floyd, IS, both Of Warrington. R. ].
Floyd, father Of the girl, gave his con
sent in writing.
Executors Appointed
D. A. Hibbs was appointed executor
OF the last will and testament Of the
late Isaac Hibbs. Bond Of $500 Civ
en-. ~
Charles Brand was appointed execu,
tor of the last will and testament OF
the late Elizabeth Hough. Bond OF
$500 given.
Deeds Recorded.
Deeds were yesterday received al
the office of the clerk of the county
court for recording as follows:
Annie Rogers and husband to James
Rogers, Jr., a parcel Of land in Fair
mLnr district. Consideration, 81 and
other valuable consideration.
RiTerview Improvement Company tc
Bruce w. Traugh, a parcel Of land II
Riyeryiew addition to the city OF Fair
mont. Consideration, 81 and other val
uatle consideration.
James R. Linn and wife ct al, tt
John D. Barry and Thomas A. Deyeny
a parcel OF land in Fairmont district
Consideration 81 and other valuable
property.
A. u Teters and f#ifs}to Joseph u
,Po%elL' "a parcel iof landRon, pig Paw
raw creek in Pa#paw district. Con
.sideration, 81, 800,
-e-s-'-.7. Suits Entered.
Suits, were yesterday entered on the
process book Of the intermediate Cour
las follows: :,
Clyde III: Duncan VS.. acettD doll lals
sons, IN trover and eommissiotr;;- Jun
rules So saaz, AZ s5s.-a4-
Clyde H, Duncan vs.. Jacob Doll ant
Sons, In troSer and commisssiohs JnE
rules. o. " SsS 81
Jesse Taiklngt6n vs.. James H tohel
ct AL, chancery;S duly rules O. a
Snodgrass, attorney for the plaintiff
I'D 1. B.
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Personals.


Mrs. Clarence Ice is the guest Of
Mrs. Hearl j. McEIfresh, on Gutfey
street, today.
Mrs. Pagan, Of Weston, is visiting
Mrs. Grimes and sons, on Sterling
street.
Mrs. Jennie Austin and little daugh.
tie have gone to Morgantown t9iSisit
relatives. W ~ WE,t
IA son was born recently TO ME.'and
Mrs. Blaine Zinn, on Barnes street
Mrs. IS. L. Jacobs and daughteGl
Dana, are visiting relatives at Little
Falls and Triune
!, Mrs. Nira Gaskins and Mr.. Gaylord
JB3allt Of Trims, who,s spent THE past
.t%G' days 3as this tfty3; " eht to MdE'gml
town yesterday TO visit Mr.. and Mrs,
James Gaskins and other relatives.
A daughter was born, to Mr.. and
Mrs. Vincent, on BARNES street, yester.
day. U.ii7s y +
Mrs. Alonzo Hupp and Mrs. L, c.
Roberts, of Pennington, spent Mon
day with Mr.. and Mrs. j. N. GasklRs.
Miss nellie Wilson has returned
from a short stay at Warrington.
Miss Ruth Mort has returned to her
home at Monongah after visit with
Miss Gene Criss, Of State street.
Mr.. James Boyd, of Front street,
has accepted position in the B. &
O. yards at Benwood.
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liam H. Knnst, Troy Laundry, cor.
poraIon, R. H. Hewitt and Frank
jackson, defendants:
You and each Of you will take mo-
tice that In pursuance OF a decree of
the intermediate Court Of Marion coun-
~, entered on ten Sd day of May, 1911,
in the above styled chancery cause,
referring the same to the undersigned
commissioner in chancery, to ascer-
tain and report certain matters and
things in said decree specified. that /
have fixed upon FRIDAY, THE 9TH
DAY OF JULY, 1911, as the time, and
my office in the Court House of said
Marion county, as the place for Ses:n-
ming the discharge of my duties under
said decree, an abstract OF which sald
decree is as follows: :.
upon consideration Of all which j
| is ad1udged, ordered and decreed that
this cause be, and the same is hereby
referred to Harry Shaw, one OF the
Commissioners in chancery of TIM
court, to take, state and report an &C
count showing: !.
First, what personal estate the said
Joshua f. staley owned at the time
OF his death, the character and Value
thereof.
"second, what disposition, II any
was made Of said personal estate by
the said plaintiff, Frank H. Jackson
administrator OF the personal estate
Of Joshua F. Staley, deceased, and
how much, II any, of said personal es'
rate is now in the hands Of said Frank
4 II. Jackson, administrator as atore-
said, available for the payment Of any
debts owing from the estate OF saio
Joshua F. Staley, deceased. .
..rhird, a settlement Of the admins
iltrationn of the personal estate OF said
BY said Frank Fl. Jackson
Ibis administrator.
En- Fourth, what debts the said Joshua
r. Staley owed at the time OF his
death. to whom they are payable, theil
mature, and their respective amppptt
and priorities. s., 81. sJ4is,,ls = + 4. ],
ff: What real estate was owned q
\ by the said Joshua F. staley at the
| time 81 his death, its quantity, descrip
/ ton and location. I'll A8
"sixth, and such other matters al
any party in interest may require. tbs
\ same being pertinent, or such othei
matters as said commissioner himself
may deem pertinent, whether SO re
quested or not" j
At which time and place you may at
ltend and do what is necessary to pro
tect your interests.
Given under my hand this Slst day
Of. May, 1911. a,,..
Commissioner in Chancery
NELLY & LIVELY,
Counsel for Plaintiff,
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FREckLE.FAcE
New Remedy That Removes FreekIes
or Costs Nothing.

Here's a chance, Miss Freckle Face,
to try new remedy for freckles with
the guarantee OF a reliable dealer that
1t will not cost you a penny unless 1t
removes the freckles, while IT it does
give you a clear complexion, the ex'
pense is triAing
Simple get an ounce OF othine-dou'
BILE strength, from NJ, D. Christie, and
one nights treatment will show you
how easy it is TO rid yourself forever
OF the homely Hreckles and get beau
tirul complexion. Rarely is more
than one ounce needed for the worst
case,
Be sure to ask NJ. D. Christie for
the double strength othine as this is
the only prescription sold under guar
antee OF money back il it fails to re-
move freckles.
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.VlILl THROW GIVES
CAME TO PIRATES.
HEROES ERROR PERMITS PITTS.
BURG TO WIN BY a MARROW
MARGIN.

PITTsBURG, June 15.-McKechnie
distinguished himself again yesterday
by taIlyllg the winning run against
Boston, the local team winning by q
score Of 4 to 8. Herzog's wild throw
put Ferry on second base, in the ninth
inning, McKechnie ran for him, took
third on Clarke's single and scored on
Byrne's hit to midle. The score:
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Ml,aLonary Society Me-.

The Women's Home Missionary So,
ciety of the Diamond street NJ. D.
church met yesterday afternoon at the
home OF Mrs. Eearl ]. McBlfresh, on
Guffey street. There was large at.
tendance and the meeting was a very
interesting one. A choice course Of
refreshments was served during the
afternoon. The next meeting will be
held ut the home of Mrs. T. B. Harden
on Water street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

Ice cream, cake and candy will be
for sale this evening at the corner Of
Merchant and Market STREETS by the
members of the Epyorth eLague Of
the Diamond street NJ. E. church. The
Lyons band will furnish music for the
occasion, and an excellent programme
has been prepared.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

All members Of waneta Council No.
6, d. 81 p, are requested to be pres.
ent at the regular weekly meeting to.
morrow evening us the semi-annual
ELECTION Of officers will be held. After
the business session a social hour will
be spent and refreshments served.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15
CAME MEErlNe Al aRAYs FLATs.

IA camp meeting will begin at Grays
FLATS Saturday, June II, and Will con- n
|tinue for ten days. Rev. q! ~. Arnold
and 9. w 4 dagpers mana az geFs 4 Z, 5 !.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

Mr.. and Mrs Eliza Wilson, of Mer.
chant street, and Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis
Higginbotham, have gone to. Redwood
to spend the summer months.
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s,andlno Of the clubs.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
YesterdaY,s Results.

Az Washington R.H.E,
St. Louis. o . 0 900 100 90 $ s
Wash. -. 8 0 5 100 04 lib y l
Nelson, Mitchell, Girls and Clarke;
Johnson and Street,
At New York R.H.E.
Detroit. ., 1O11O0OO % Y 2
New York. o 8 90 90 20 IS z l
Lively, Summers; stanage and Cas-
ey; Ford and Sweeney.
At Philadelphia k.H.L'
Chicago. 0 / o 90 o 90 0 81 9 !
Phila. 400 600 90 0 1-2 8 Q
Walsh and Sullivan; Bender anu
Thomas. 10 innings.
Cleveland. 1 OoOOO0O OIL 6 |
Boston. =. l 90 A 0 90 F-5 u 2
Mitchell West and Land; Karger
and Nunamaker.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

FOR isAEE-You choice % two fuli
biooded Jersey COWS. One was
fresh in September and iyes .
quarts Of milk a day. This one Is
not registered. The other j
three-year.old Jersey, regis
with fine calf three weeks old. a p
ply $50 Watson Avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

FOR SALE House and lot 92ss VII;
nut Ave, 7lroomi oak finish: Also
one eight room house on Nef'
non Ave. Lot 60S920. Have Other
valuable properties listed. iily
Burnslde'& Co.. Carksbnf ". va
or w. G. Burnside, to40 dgelg aye.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

rent small house by
man and wife, no children MHst
be centrally located, Address q
West Virginian Office
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FOR SALE a glove out II complete
consisting Of moor PoWe Singer
machines, etc. Suitable fof any Kind
ofise@ing, care y 3As cilies.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

FOR SAI CottsgS, rooms bathi
attic ana cellar, one block from can
line and paved sttset. on I1as Park.
Bargain to quick buyer Bor prices
and lterms call At s04 Water st
Bell phone 2s5.R
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

AGENT. WANTED gent for estilb.
lished tea route. Apply snider's
livery barn, Meredith street.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

sabaarlba IiorIt he .Weat IiEgIaiaa
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

FOR RENT Furnished room with Or
without light Housekeeping Mis-
Robertson, cornet Monroe and High
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FOR RENTA me room nat Bos
session at once Apply West VIII
gintan Office.
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stnndIna Of the CLUBS.
EXPLOSION KILLS.
Can Of Kerosene Kills Boy and Mother
Is Badly Burned.

ELKINs, w. va, June 15,-Leon.
Powers, aged II, OF Laneville, is dead
and his mother seriously burned as a
result OF can Of kerosene exploding
when Tie boy attempted to light q fire
last night, The boys clothing was en-.
tirely burned of and he lived In great
agony 'for several hours after the ac.
cident. Tho doctor in attendance said.
the child showed mp parable fed nerve,
and begged the doctor 70 sdfst give 3iisi
mother medical attenti otI.
When read 4 sss board I
yoitr houaeG ~ II 4 want ad.
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FOE sALE

FOR sALE-Three4 room and one
room cottages iii Second ward IN
quire 22S corner Washing Ton and
Jefferson streets (
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Pittsb11rgi n, !. 1000 O,O.9iO 8 IA
Boston S,:i,..,.,..o 90 20, % e 9 sI8
BI5E BALL .BEIsGlL.i55
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Today's Games.
Philadelphia at Chicago.
New York at st. Louis.
Boston ut Pittsburg.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati.
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FURNISHED ROOMS Tor iight nous.
Keeping for rents Apply 2ot sack
son.
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Today's Games.

Today's Games.
Chicago at Philadelphia.
Detroit at New York.
Cleveland at Boston.
st. Louis at Washington.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

LOT FOR SALE Good building lol
4Ox1O0 feet, close ia, sl75.00 easy
terms. Apply 0icaEe West Ylrgin
Ian.
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ZOE RENT

OFFICES FOR BENT one sing . 81
fice room, third floor Jacobs build
ing. Apply Geo, N. jacobs.
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WANTED.

FOR u. IS. ~ llle;
bodied unmarried men between
Of is and So; citizens % United
States; OF good character and TEN:
perate habits, who can speak, read
and write the English lang For
information Apply TO Recruiting Qt-
ficer, Carney Bldg, Fairmpnt, VI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

COWS For ale tSo milk cows SEE
NJ Barns sIagIe Ase Tor price.
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$50
RsllTYS
Election Of officers.

IST5=s s.sS aEe7SIsS.o NsEEaslse9slsle.
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FOR RENT-Funlshed rooms all5
at 726 Virginia avenue, Sth stfeet
Call Bell phone fl0.R.
ROOMS to rent, 200 AcIk lnnsy ST
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1911-06-15

Rooms FOR REM looms Sor iight
housekeeping; also IONS for een-
tlemen. Apply $50 iterson street.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS
British Housewife Showed How
Draw the Line Between Sentl-
ment and Supper.

Apropos of King Georges corona-
ton John Quinn Of the Irish Indepen-
dence league said the other day in
New York.
There will be lot of empire talk
and imperialism talk to spoil the coro-s
nation. The English imperialist, yoM
know, prefers to talk about the e;i;-
pres fringe, of which he Is ignorant,
rather than about its heart, which he
knows to be diseased.
THE empire bubble was once prick
ed nicely by an English housewife.
Her husband came home late on q
Sunday afternoon smelling of beer and
tobacco and very red In the face.
"tOh,' he said, I've had fine time
I've been to an empire meeting. 1t
was grand
Then he frowned and said impa-
tiently:
Whats the matter with support
Amt it ready YETI
''IIis wife, who was peeling pota~
toes and holding squawking baby,
rose and extended the baby to him,
Here she said, take hold of your
bit of the empire while fry these
chips .
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
The Most Beautiful Thlnn.

A newspaper recently invited its
readers to state in few words what
they considered the most beautiful
thing in the world. The first prize
was awarded to the sender Of the an
swer: 1.-THE eyes of my mother" THE
dream of that which we know to be
impossible" suggested an imaginative
person, and this brought him second
prize. But the most amusing thing
was that which read: The most beau.
tful thing In the world is to see a
man carrying his mother-in-law across
a dangerous river without making any
attempt to drop her in,
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A man in st. Louis signed con
tract with his wife by which he agreed
not to kiss or annoy hor in any other
way. He must have been an exces
sively agreeable sort of husband II
it was necessary to exact this con
tract Evidently. this particular wife
did not agree with Shakespeare thai
kisses are women's wages. Perhaps
though, she disIiked them because she
xot 40 other
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Now that you are rich, do you find
that you are really any happier than
you were when you were poor?"
No. In those days could eat
whatever was set before me. Now I'm
generally SO full that feel uncom.
Portable before the guinea hen is
brought on the table"
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
Important Alaskan Industry.

Alaska's fishing industry, next In i'm
portance to mining, gives employment
to 1858 persons, of whom 2,S23 are
natives. In the last five years the ter
ritory has sent us q wealth Of $4,000
600 in salmon alone The total out
put of fish in 1910 was worth $11,-
1883.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

woman in New York town owes
her safety to the fact that she wore
harem skirt and the trouser part gave
her freedom to run for her life So
here is one good point registered for
the prosecuted apparel.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
The Charger at tbs Funeral.

The charger led at the funeral OK
. cavalry officer is a relic of the Gus
tom when horse was sacrificed at
the grave. An officer led the charger
behind the bier to the brink of the
grave and it was there slain and
thrown upon the coffin The last oc-
currence of this kind took place at
Treves, Germany, in 1881.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A woman in Spokane has been grad,
uated from school of stenography at
the age of seventy and expects to take
up active work When the spirit is SO
young there are no limits to activity
which age can impose
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A Harvard professor tells us that
we can live on ten cents worth OF
food day, but 1t is evident that he
has overlooked the fact that lobster
costs 80 cents pound Possibly he
expects us to take look at the out.
side of a lobster can for dessert.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

woman in Pennsylvania buried
che wrong man in mistake for her hus.
band, but, when the latter turned up
alive and we'll, stuck to the dead man
She wisely declined to have live is
sue made of her mistake.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A New Jersey magistrate has rab,
bits foot on whose powers he sets
great store. To be consistent, he ought
to hold his court at midnight in
graveyard and so have all the proper
influences in the caste at work
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
Rooster Hard to KIN.

A Buff Orpington rooster, missing
Tor three weeks. was found wedged in
the wooden foundation OF haystack
at Stanford, Kent, England. The bird
was as thin as lath, but now is crow
ing as Justify as ever. 1t was twenty
days without food.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

-Four goats inoculated with a billion
disease germs have wandered astray
In New York However, this is not
the first instance in which modern
scientists have lost their goats.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A Boston savant announces that he
can photograph thought. Now we'll
know what a perfect lady really thinks
when she runs for street car end
lust misses it.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
Trunk Coverings Of saalakIn

The skin Of the common harbor or
marble seal is still used to some extent
In Norway for trunk coverings. This
seal Is also found on the coasts Of the
United States, especially on the Pa.
cific side.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Poultry raising is to be taught at
Rutgers college. Somebody there
must have an idea that there are PEG.
pie who do not think they know all
about raising chickens.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A Baltimore bard is trying to organ.
lie a poets union, but the scheme is
likely to fail owing to the fact that
all the applicants for membership
wish to be walking delegates.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A $3O,0OO,o00 bread trust is being or
ganized in New York, and we presume
that Its motto will be: Half a loaf
is better than one
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Some of New York's fashionable
women are carrying canes. Must be
announcement when they are pushing
baby buggies.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
Even Her Mother

Her Mother--I feel, Mr.. Owens.
that can trust my daughter to you.
Owens-You can indeed. madam;
everybody trusts me.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

There seems to be a remarkable In.
ternational unanimity Of opinion about
the barem skirt. 1t has been mobbed
in Brazil
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Common drinking cups have been
frovned upon by law in New York
The manufacturer Of the uncommon
kind has perked up considerably.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

The Oklahoma woman who has Is
sons, all under 5 years Of age. is not
suffering from the lack of something
to do.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Further evidence that China Is
about to wake up. A Chicago mail
order house has shipped 10000 alarm
clocks to Picking.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

The story persists that the monorail
system of transportation is to go to
Alaska and grow up with the country.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

A ST. Paul man has discovered that
he ~ heir I'd i French throne, Our
sdvice to hin however. Il % hang
onto the @qb ~ now has,
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Some of these decrepit old baseball
Veterans who have attained the ad.
Nanced age of 33 or "a years might
And Job selling tickets.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

"Imbecile insanity" is the newest.
We may yet hear Of insane lunacy"
IL the experts run out of adjectives.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

1t is a good thing to know where
you are going, and what You are going
there for
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20
swat the ny,
II all dreams came true, people
would soon quit eating mince pie.

The modern man who takes up his
bed and walks is the mattress sales,
man.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

II the drinking cup is to CO. some
economist of pocket space might com,
bine straw with fountain pen.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Holland produces $4,000 pounds OF
butter year Enough to butter both
sides of her bread.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

Shoe manufacturers announce that
the feet of American women are grow
ing larger The ungallant wretches!
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1911-05-20

The Chicago youth who eloped with
girl and seven trunks would make a
huge success in the express business.