davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

Drfondanrs wife Don't worry
dear The Judges charge was ccr-
tainly in your favor.
Defendant tmoodilNl--l know tiat
lts ths lawyers charge that I'm
thinking ABOUT
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14
HARNESS REPAIRING

Bring In your old harness and have
us repair and OH a. W. can givo you
satisfaction ana are especially equip
ped 10 take care of high.gra buggy
harness as wen as heavy team har.
ness Team and delivery harness
made to order. can and See us as
We are sure trial will make you
regular customer.
Albuquerque Carriage Co.
CORNER FIRST AND TIJEI,As
The Ssgn of the Carriage.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

a walter in restaurant went 10
take 20 mHIr order CLAW, suu got
trOgiegs '' asked tho man.
"ph NO, SIR. ms rheumatism tiat
snakes me walk that way. responded
th, waiter National MONTHLY
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

WIZ why do sou think 10, l- rirha
Hc looks as though %, hadn't cent
la the world
Wagg only q rich man can unord
I" look aa though hc hadn't cent n
Tho world. -philadclpha Record
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

TIP 20 August o. judgments we're
rendered in the courts on reports by
the agricultural department In con.
iotmitN with the food and drugs act
of congress in l.uUO cases An alpha.
bctical list at lhcse cases Is published
arranged under fOu heads God
beverages. indicated soft drinks aud
drugs Under the foods head n a..
pears there have been most violations
with respect of misbranding aud adul.
leratlun IN citrus fruit extracts. not
ably lemons. while eggs, milk and
butter also figure largely MANY frauds
are shown In tomato ketchups aud In
alleged olive oil In beverages the
judgments fail most upon coffee, wat.
crs. beer, wine ana whiskey Offenders
In drugs are very largely quick head.
ache cures
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

= snppos" YOU druggists have 20
be constantly on guard against serious,
accidents
Yes; I'm afraid AN IN, time that
my soda fountain viii break down
during warm spcll."-LouIs,IIl
Couricr-JournaI
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14
SONS OF REST FAIL
TO ACCOMPLISH
ANYTHING
Hobo Convention in Washing.
ton Closes Without Quorum
Unique School Savings Bank
Proposed for City Schools.
tsrecIsI Cotrt.pondenr, 40 M. m.r.ln,

Washington, Sept ~ ia, Hobo
national convention uo.t H.- wee.
in Washington came to clos, with.
oar quorum Whereof, giving mean
imitation OF me congress of the rnii
90 Siaira Oh tdo eve OF adjournment
sine die he Sons OF Rest consist.
th'. succeeded 100 Accomplishing
nothing
Washington uustulnc, puYIo.e
handling e letter addressed to .Inu
charles T. Hughes Washington -
G., endorsed 30 d,o.a,cd" ANA .out
o. nach tu fh' sender Tho lrifr. vs
intended lul Justice iughc. of tho
nitcd states supreme court. about
whom nothing is deceased cN,cpt his
thick black WhlsAcrs. which n. r..
Gently had removed.
President Taus itinerary Ior his
western swing beginning Soptcubor
Hhd ending November { M the ma
lmhal capital Will traverse 10 600
miles. take him Into twenty state.
ana ll5 cities. aud will likely Involve.
more than POO speeches hardly ltss.
IMAM Tour or five day.
The tabular summary ct general az.
llcultu!W data for the United StatosI
lust completed hy the census bureau
SHOWS remarkable progress IN values
PCT upon farm land and property OIL
hll kinds In striking cohtTngt with
'he sloW growth IN the number aud
acreage OF farms ana the area uf inn
proved land during the ton wears
rom 1900 10 1910. Is 'hc cnornou.
Use IN the value OF farm pIopcrt,
farm land exclusive OF buildings
which were valued at Sl&.05N. OON 600 !
IN 1900. had more than doubled be. /
Tore 1910, being then returned as nav |
ing value of s-N.3NG,71O. UUO-an In /
crease OF lltl per cent in the value
oi al farm lands Farms have grown
slightly smaller, averaging in 1910.
ljN acres against 10 in 1900 Th,
average value per acr, has grown
rom sl9.Nl 10 $50 can Increase oil
lOOi per cent
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1911-09-14

There will he tried in The Washing.
Ton public school system al the begin.
hlne OF the fall session OF the business
hlgh school the unique experiment oi
a saving bank with all It's officers
composed of pupils of the school eN.
copt The chairman of the board OF at.
'eriors, who viii be- The head OF the
school all The others directors being
pupils The project d, not only to
teach and inculcatr thrift and econ.
omy but for convenience. the bank De.
ing located Ia the school building
There are no restrictions as 10 de.
pCsits ana Withdrawals
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
Peace on Earth.

Unless some quick and sharp
changes ensue the season OF peace
on earth, good will to man" is apt
To catch our old world in a mighty
ugly frame OF mind. Wars and ru-
mors of war hold half the world in
their grasp. Desolation and slaughter
OF human life goes on in China and
in Tripoli between Turks and Ital-
ians; rancor and disputes mar the
peaceful relations of Germany and
France and England.
China is Just now the scene OF
world drama. Except for the awful
misery and suffering Il must entail,
the Overturning OF the ancient Man
ehu dynasty might be hailed with Joy
and satisfaction, for this 10 but the
leaven of democracy penetrating the
wall OF oriental darkness, the logic
OF time. Not so much may be said
for either Turkey or Italy In north
ern Africa. Moslem rule, with all it's
train OF intolerance and cruelty, has
better claim for sympathy in de-
Tense of It's position than could pos
sibly be offered in China. SO far as
the other more advanced European
powers are concerned - Germany,
France and Great Britain. war is not
imminent. but several clouds darken
the sky that ought to be cleared
away.
The United States is, 1t is true, at
peace with the world, and We have
that TO be thankful for. Nor is there
anywhere threat OF a break OF inter-
ruption in that peace. The Christmas
time will not find us wanting in this
respect, and IL some Of our good
neighbors over the sea become too
bellleose We stand ready to help
them out of their trouble by amieable
mediation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
HOW EDITORS SEE THINGS.

Cleveland Leader; Gradually we are
getting more light as to the causes of the
high cost OF living. a burglar. few
days ago, got $4,000 worth of diamonds
belonging to lady cook in New Jersey.
New York Tribune The life saving
service presents so many opportunities
for heroism that IL seems hardly neoes-
sary to perpetuate war simply for the
development Of heroes.
Denver Republican: whatever effect
the dissolution of the tobacco trust may
have on the cost Of cigarettes the man
who has his opinion of the man who
smokes them will borrow one Just the
same.
Houston Post: Some smart fellow has
projected into the arena Of controversy
the momentous query, Can one unscram-
BILE eggs?" II they are yard eggs and IL
there is little bacon and some hot
biscuit on the side, we believe anybody
would be willing 70 try Il.
Baltimore American: a young woman
in Pennsylvania bankrupted her tickle
swain by her suit for breach of promise,
and then bought in his farm, which was
put up at auction to satisfy her claim.
And yet they declare women are too de-
void of business instinct to be trusted
with the suffrage.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
imagination Not Appreciated.

OMAHA, Nov. 1s--To the Editor of The
Bee: Your correspondent who signs him
self zone Who Was There" TO note errors
In The Bees report Of the Philosophical
society meeting should himself be cor
rected
The lone man on the negative side Of
the suffrage question took more than ten
minutes-took, indeed, more time than
any other speaker save the principal one.
But his sympathetic friend. doubtless,
thought 1t cruel to bring such a flow Of
eloquence TO an abrupt end. That view
made him hear naught but vaporings in
the talks that followed.
/ didn't see any raven locks tied with
pink ribbon, Mr.. Editor Your write-up
man-is he suffering mebbe, from an at
tack of pink eye" or just naturally in
clined toward local color, real or
imaginary? He didn't, OF course, slap
the movement Of course not. He was
capering, having merry-Andrew fling,
that was all. But he'd better be keerful,
IL he's not ready to enlist. Why? Oh,
banner-bearers are in demand, and--uh-
the cause may git him If he doesn't
watch out"
ANOTHER WHO WAS THERE.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
THE HIGHLAND HEATHER.

Go the members Of Clan Gordon)
queen OF the fern-clad highlands, that so
lately sought the kiss
Or the woOing mountain breezes in an
other land than this;
The wild free air that knew thee, in thy
home beyond the sea,
Waves with these pilgrim blossoms a
Whispered song to me.
cannot see thee lying in thy purple
But a CLEAN moi Of other sunsets comes
glancing, through the air
see the bright rays slanting from the
mountains boar and high
Down to the cool recesses where the blue
bells nesting lie.
I see the lakes clear bosom, where the
dropping willows bend
With ling ring touch caressing, like the
greeting OF a friend;
see the isles uprising, with thy soft
bloom mantled Ger,
From out the embracing waters that
clasp each fairy shore.
see the days long vanished give back
their deeds again.
hear the voice Of battle ring out from
hill and glen,
see, the .gathring clansmen with hast'n-
While files the startled red deer to his
leafy covert nigh.
BY thee was Wallace sheltered. when
first to free the land,
'Gainst the naughty hosts of Edward he
led his faithful band;
To thee, too, Bruce retreated though
seven times foiled, to spring
At last upon his baffled foe victor and
a king.
o! storm-nursed highland heather, a SYM
Dol dear thou art
OF the hardy Celtic spirit-of the loyal
Celtic heart
OF the courage true and steady that
braves the battles rage,
And wins the need OF glory in every
cline and age.
On those blue mountains ever may that
free race abide,
And conqu'rors foot shall never press
down their purple pride;
The bonnie, blooming heather, that
breathes the welcome tale
OF the eldest-born of Britain-the children
of the Gael
SCANNELL o'NEILIA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
Harmon and the Trusts.


It is difficult to conceive that in
the event OF Governor ,Harmon's
nomination by the democrats they
would wilfully make the trusts an
issue in the campaign and yet they
could hardly avoid meeting the Ques-
ton, for It is certain TO figure In the
fight, no matter whether the demo-
Gratis want It or not. Regulation OF
big business is an issue and Will be
an issue next year, much as the demo-
cratic forces might wish to relegate It
behind the tariff OF something else.
In addition to Mr.. Bryan's an
tagonism, the Harmon democrats
would have the governors own rec
ord as attorney general under Presl-
dent Cleveland TO deal with, They are
talking more or less at present about
Attorney General Wickersham's at
titude on this trust case and that, but
they we'll know that Mr.. Wickersham
has put through more antitrust It'll
cation twice over, perhaps, than Mr..
Harmon ever started, in the same
length OF time. In fact, Mr.. Harmon,
as attorney general, gave the trusts
no distress and so far as he was con-
cerned they moved along the lines OF
least resistance without serious dis
turbance.
Senator oliver has charged Mr..
Harmon with having declared while
attorney general, that the Sherman
antitrust law was a dead letter.
Senator Pomerene corrects him, say
ing that It was Attorney General
Olney who authorized that assertion.
But no matter about that, Harmon
was not bit more aggressive In any
attempt to apply the Sherman law
than was Olney and his record as at
torney general would make mighty
poor democratic campaign material
for 1912.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
SMILING REMARKS.


Jockey--You want me TO pull the horse
is that right?
Owner--No, moi want you to conduct
him around the track with reasonable
restraint OF pace!-Puck.
Il say, old man. need $50 badly and
haven't the least Idea where / can get
t."
Glad to hear that thought perhaps
you had an idea you could borrow IL from
me."-LOulsville Courier-Journal.
And you actually consented to let
your wife run for officer"
Consented? Certainly not. ac-
quiesced. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
why do men persist in holding up the
Venus of Milo as the model OF womanly
perfection?"
Huh! Because IL women were like
her they couldn't take things 80 much
in their own hands. Ameri-
can.
war with Japan seems imminent.
These dreadful rumors alarm me-"
TOO bad"
What would you DOR
WELL l think | would switch maya
zines. kansas City Journal.
We'll" the doctor said, I've paid off
the mortgage on my home in Woodlawn"
Observation-Disclosures exclaimed the pro-
fessor.
Now what do you mean by that?"
Got your shanty clear, haven't you?'
CHICAGO Tribune
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20

figures available for the public press.
Indicative Of Omaha's true statistical
standing, arc easily available. They are
pointers toward greater material pros
perlty and cannot fail to stimulate the
energies and activities OF every loyal
Omahan. As the prosperity Of the IN
dividual means the enlargement OF city
omaha's facts and figures should be
proclaimed from the housctops and there
Is no medium better suited for the
work than the daily newspapers. !
venture to suggest that very few of
Omaha's business men can refrain from
expressing surprise at the enormity OF
these statistics. Intelligently studied
they give the best idea OF how great
must have been the optimism Of the
fathers and founders in establishing
factories. jobbing houses, etc. They
illustrate as nothing else can the limit
less task incidental to the engineering
problems Of civic life, the building of
streets. sewers, sidewalks, water works
and kindred municipal utilities. Omaha's
advance in financial, commercial and
manufacturing strength should be and no
doubt will be vigorously exploited. The
Commercial club OF our city can do much,
but in my judgment. the newspapers can
do more
In conclusion this booklet "Omaha the
Diamond stickpin on the Bosom OF the
West" has its distinct mission. Accord
ing to local postoffice statistics an aver
age Of 10000 letters pass through the
Omaha office daily. The superintendent
of mails Is authority for the statement
that this booklet enclosed with a letter
is within the regulation 2-cent postage
rate. Every property owner. merchant
manufacturer or mechanic in writing per-
sonal or business letters can well afford
to include such booster booklet in his
daily correspondence and have no doubt
such will obtain.
WILLIAM KENNEDY,
1865 Miami Street
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
Ten Years AGO

Ten hears Ago
Sergeant A. A. Bebout, stricken with
paralysis, was stiil alive. the power Of
speech having returned 20 him. but he
was pronounced In a very dangerous con-
ditlon.
Fire in the three-story brick building at
lilS Tarnam street occupied by w. Far
nam Smith and the Melchoir Bros,
BARRIERS supplies, resulted in 1900 dam
ages.
Madam Rose and Miss Allie Hilton.
engaged in discussion over the
madams husband, which developed into
a fisticuff and when the wine room In
Odins hall. at Eleventh and Farnam
streets, became too small for the ring.
the fight was transferred TO the middle
Of the street when Detectives Mitchell
and Drummy arrived and took the COM
batants in charge.
Plans were being prepared by John F,
Coad for a row OF one-story brick busi-
ness buildings on the northeast corner
OF Seventeenth and Harvey streets.
The Jewelry store OF John Rudd "a
South Sixteenth street was entered a.
night and SIS worth OF jewelry was taken.
Councilman Zimman announced he
would introduce an ordinance in the coun-
ell providing for the prohibition OF the
barking OF dogs In the city. The ordi-
nance was to carry a $40 fine not for the
dog, but the owner.
Mrs Arthur English, AlO4 Lafayette
avenue. was hostess at a luncheon, com
plimentRry 60 Mrs. Marc Perkins guest,
Mrs. William Howell. In thu afternoon
Mrs. ]. II. Conrad entertained the party
at a theater matinee.
Mr.. Max Meyer returned TO Baltimore.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
4 WAY to RnOat.

OMAHA, Nov. 1s.-To the Editor of The
Bee: / have been greatly interested in
your efforts TO exploit the activities and
opportunities OF Omaha through the
columns of The Bee While the whistle
of the bullet. the frontiersman and the
locomotive have done much to extinguish
the primitive conditions the newspaper
has been the real pioneer of advanced
civilization in blazing the way. The
newspaper is always willing and anxious
to tell the people at home and abroad
the truth concerning the past, outlining
the activities Of the present and painting
brilliant word pictures Of the future
Space is freely given to any project for
the betterment of the home town. Tn,
voluntary efforts of this body OF altruistic
workers are not appreciated with a
much brotherly kindness as might be ex
pected. The property owner, taxpayer
merchant and mechanic march arm IN
arm and shoulder 20 shoulder In securln
personal mention in the business and
society columns. while close at hand Is
the proverhiRl kicker or knoeker ready L
critioise or throw cold water on any
worthy project
To satisfy a people with their presen.
surroundings by exploiting the resource
and putting Omaha on the map where
properly belongs is a herculean task
TO which, however, believe you are fully
capable. The home people should BE-
educated along the lines you have adopted
in standing up for Omaha" ''patronlz
home industry" and last though not Least
in contributing their share OF the expense
IN accomplishing the results. When tn
good people Of your town realize the good
to be accomplished they will appreciats
the fact that you have done a mob e work
have been intensely interested In read
ing and studying the little booklet gotten
out by the city engineers office for the
special benefit Of the League OF Mu
inequalities which met in our city this
week The striking caption Omaha. the
Diamond stickpin on the Bosom OF thu
West" is sufficient OF itself 10 inspire
strong enthusiasm for the upbuildins o.
our city. The paralyzing array OF figuger
which Mr.. Hemming produces are not
surpassed by any other city In America
He might have told you while omahs
stands fifty-thlrd in point OF population.
Il holds the marvelously high position
Of being thirteenth in bank elesTinss. The
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
That Friday Primary nav

The disclosure has been made that
the statewide primary to be held in
Nebraska next year under the new
law enacted by the state legislature
will fall on Friday, April 10, which
is a decided departure from the GUS
omary Tuesday election day. whlcl
has almost invariably prevailed.
The question is propounded, How
did our lawmakers come TO pick on
Friday for primary day? But the
explanation is not so far or so difil-
cult to seek. The law does not say
that the primary shall be held en-
particular day or date, but defines
the time as "the forty-fifth day be-
fore the FIRST Monday in June" every
fourth year, when presidential candi-
dates are to be chosen, leaving It on
the third Tuesday in August for all
other years This makes the date
variable in each case. although the
Nv remains certain, and must he
Friday in presidential years and a
Tuesday in each intervening year.
The Nebraska law in this respect
was merely copied from the initiative
and referendum measure, which had
Just been submitted to popular vote
In Oregon, which likewise called a
presidential primary for the forty
ffth day before the first Monday in
June
The Friday primary election in
Nebraska IS, therefore, neither
original nor accidental, but merely a
by-product of imitation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20

Two candidates for congress have
flled their names for places on the
Official ballot to be used In the pri-
mary held next April. II the pre-
sumption is that money expended to
promote the campaign must be ac-
counted for from the time OF filing,
these early birds are likely to have a
lengthy financial exhibit later.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
Overrated Rsformers.
brooklyn Eagle,

Even though We had socialism, we
should be crying for liberty to do indie
pendently OF the government many things
the government did badly. There Is no
power In socialism or in any man-mads
system 70 make people believe that q
whole lot OF government employees can
do work better than individuals whose
hearts and souls are In their work. Does
anybody believe that Mr.. Lunn. the
preacher. would make a better railroad
president than Mr.. Mccreal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1911-11-20
LHOokinS Backward
>lhisDSVy m0maha
COMPILED FRONa BEE FILEs {

Thirty Years Ago
The few cold nights of the last week
added another source Of enjoyment to
those who have time and disposition 70
utilize II. In tho two large basins north
Of Farnam on the river bottom, Ice has
formed to a thickness Of three or four
inches, and the boys have already been
playing shlnney. Two skating Kinks are
being built, one by Philbin and the other
by the proprietor OF the Tivon gardens
and skating is expected TO be all the rage.
Rev. Mr.. ingram OF the Christian
church has entered upon the fourth year
OF his pastorate In Omaha, with an in
crease of salary.
I'VE desire to call attention to the mo-
tce In another column Of Or. Dinsmore's
Turkish bath and institute. Cleanliness
is next to godliness. and this should at
tract the patronage Of every citizen"
The official staff OF the city Jail has
been increased by fine looking bull pup.
He has already learned TO distinguish be-
tween an officer and a prisoner and rem
ders efficient service in causing the rapid
descent OF the latter through a coal hole
into the cslaboose.
A popular tailor says no is making
more dress suits than ever before.
Several couples declare they propose TO
postpone their tableaus. Under the We'd
ding Bell" until Trinity cathedral Is COM
plotted. Several marriages in Omaha may
therefore be looked for within ten years
from date.
General Manager s. II. II. Clark OF the
Union Pacific left for New York in his
special car.
Thomas Swobe, proprietor OF the Trans
fer hotel, arrived home from Colorado
He says Jim" Stephenson has gone up
into the mining country and when last
heard from had killed his fourth grizzly
bear and broken four faro banks.
Rev. w. j. Harsha Of the First Bap-
fist church, and Rev. A. +. Sheriff. OF
the Congregational church, both preached
sermons drawing morals from the murder
OF Watson y. Smith.