Gilpin observer., 1911-04-27
OBSERVATIONS

The statement of Dr.. Darwin's that
plants are animals ought to be meat
for the vegetarians.
A number of senators and others
were very resigned during Lent, but
have since decided to stick to their
jobs.
Lsslie's magazine is publishing a
guide to plays one can take his
wife or daughter to- So far a sup
plement has not been founl neces-
sary because OF this new department.
The old Roman athletes were not
in it for moment as hammer throw
ers compared with some of the we'll
developed knockers OF today.
Many conservation enthusiasts
would find their ardor somewhat cool
ed il reforestration consisted in
bringing family trees to light.
Tho French are going to try sim
plified spelling and cut out the ges-
lures.
A New York society girl wants to
get into print without attracting at
tention. We prescribe book of
spring posms.
In Chicago Johhanialk Lewinesk-
wiskyk recently gave violin concert
which we understand proved to be
pronounced success.
Tombstones have gone up in price
despite the fact that the demand
is not very brisk.
The ultimate consumer is becom-
ing consumed with anger.
Not to speak from a particularly
partisan standpoint, Judge Alton Par
William Jennings Bryan might fur
nish considerable valuable data con-
corning the lost races.
The rank and file often CRATES on
the nerves of those seeking political
preferment.
The recent Minnesota legislature
introduced law against Sunday
amuscments. The bill was amended to
leave out the comic supplement as
not coming under that head.
Senator Bailey says congress does
not understand the tariff question.
Scme of us had surmisad as much.
Has inocuous desuatude engulfed
cur strenuous ex-president?
Willie Hearst has gotten into the
bad habit of believeing the editorials
in his own papers.
The fellow who nails lie and
makes it stick, is knockar worth
while.
An eastern university professor
says the miracles never happened.
When college prof gets an IDEA like
this inculcated into his think tank"
it is not a very far cry TO believe
in the probability and possibility of
tho miracles.
William Waldorf Astor will stand
for parliament. The representatives.
of big business are becoming very
tractable of late.
Taft does not smoke-but is not
adverse to puff now and then
"A revolution is reported to be i'm
minent in Ecuador, hut it is not ex-
pected that the worlds equilibrium
will be perceptibly disturbed.
Why pay dollar word for edi-
torials when you can get exactly the
same language in Webster's at dol
lar for about 500 words.
A New York man claims his wife
cost him a hundred thousand dollars.
That was only to get her. Just think
CT what the keep" will be for that
kir1 of wife-but, then, they don't
keep them in New York.
The almighty dollar is God enough
for many.
as long as $4,000 on this sphere.
Nice, pleasant place to spend an
evening with your sweetheart.
Tho way flour is rising it must be
manufactured with the baking powder
in It.
If it should ever como to war
between the United States and Japan,
what would be left Of the mikados
empire would very closely resemble
an imaginary circle with its diameter
and radli removed.
There are politics and politics. and
then there is the Chicago brand be-
sides.
Tho Marathon" is new play. 1t
will probably have long run.
A now anesthetic. it is said, mas
been discovered which enables physi-
clans to even render a bill without
causing pain.