The Cairo bulletin., 1911-09-28
An Aeroplane
Stock Deal

do you believe In reciprocityr' u
CURED George
What has that to do with it?" re-
piled Helen
Only il love you then you ought
to love me"
Il might care for you with all my
heart and soul. but not for your voca.
ton"
That's the limit. / don't fly. !
only sell airships.'
You're perpetually talking and
thinking about them. and wager you
even dream about avlators"
I'D rather dream about you, dear
est, Consider how wonderful 1t will
be in the future to eat your break,
fast in New York and lunch In Paris"
Don't attempt to convince me
With you all the time is fly time"
Well, see how the time flies when
you're talking about aeroplanes."
stop testing. George" said Helen
seriously I'D even rather be min
isters wife than marry man inter
ested In aeroplanes,"
Its plain enough, clergymen talk
about heaven and we aim to get
there"
What OF all the birdmen whose
lives are sacrificed ID would constant.
ly haunt me IT. single martyr was
dashed to his destruction in one OF
your horrid winged bat affairs."
Helen, | must confess that I have
been taking Instructions how to riavi-
gate an aeroplane SO we could take n
little trip during our honeymoon"
Are you daffy? Enough people are
always gazing at bridal couple with
out our making an effort to have our
pictures in Sunday paper.
mo, I'll never. never marry you
unless you sell out your interest In
those aeroplanes
Helen, every cent | possess Is IN
vested In that corporation. II lose
that money how can we marry?"
Il don't know and don't care, Tn.
less you can comply with my wishes,
never speak TO me again. Goodnight"
she said as she left the room.
George made many an attempt to
see Helen, but all efforts we're frus.
trated few weeks later In sheer
hopeless despair he exclaimed; Con
found 1t. all the airships science could
nj Favs
Can't people talk of anything but avia
ton to me- No matter where J go
some one jabbers about those blasted
airships. I'd rather talk about Helen
and courtship"
DO you know of any one who would
dispose Of some stock?" asked one OF
the directors of George as he gloomily
entered the Office.
AT loss?"
mo. at big profit But not for an
instant did imagine that YOU or any
other party would consider It because
Of the prospects"
Hang the prospects, shouted
George I'm more than willing to
sell for cash Who's the party?"
"A trust magnate who phones this
morning and is waiting for an an
swer."
Helen said George when he saw
her that evening. II sold my share In
the flying machine company today"
you dazzling" laughed Helen, civ,
ing hm a loving embrace. "Airships
or no airships, you're the best ever.
Did you lose much money!
"Oh, came out all right and have
more OF real cold cash than ! ever
hoped TO possess"
How grand Let's 20 and tell
father. he'll be delighted"
HeIen's father expressed great sur.
prise at seeing his daughter SO bright
and cheerful again.
80 the storms all over" he said
ITO prove how happy | am over your
choice win give you for wedding
present some bonds directed my
SECRETARY 10 buy today"
"Rhanks father; there certainly
win BE- a strong bond between George
and me-"
These bonds" continued her
father ARE called the p. +. NJ"
THE P. r. M" interrupted George.
THAT stands for the Perfection Fly
ing Machine. SO you soc. Helen, even
though | did sell the stock 1t will still
keep IN the family"