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The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
WOODMfN WILL
OBSERVE MAY "A
ACCORDING TO ORDERS OFFICIAL
ORGAN THAT DATE is
PUT DOWN AS MOTH
ERS' DAY.

The Modern Woodmen society mas
begun its annual campaign in favor Of
active observance of Mothers day
throughout NJ. w. A. jurisdiction. Ac-
cordng TO the Woodmen this year
Mothers day falls on Sunday, May IA,
and the current issue OF the official
organ of the society, Modern Wood
men prints the following:
"On Mothers day every Woodman
is asked to wear a white flower in
honor of his mother. If she lives i'm
his home, he is asked To give her a
bouquet of white carnations. or, if she
is residing nearby, to visit her: If she
resides too far away FOR personal
visit, write her a letter; II SIZE is dead
place a wreath of white flowers on her
grave; but, whether living or dead.
'all are asked to wear a white flower
Sunday, May IA.
The Woodmen are asked 10 have
the members of the local camps ioin
i'm public observance of the day. In
many localities. the Woodmen are
numerous enough alone to furnish tai.
ent for an open meeting at their camp
hall, or in the opera house. and appro =
priately observe the day. When this
Is done, ii is suggested that the meet
nlg be held in the forenoon. or al such
hour as not to interfere with the reg
|ular services in the churches OF all
rhe churches will be pleased If re-
guested by c0mmittee of Woodmen
~ join in eholding a union service In
the evening", when, the program can
consist uof short addresses on moth
en-" with recitations of Mothers day
poems, and songs by the young people.
In other communities will be found
pastors who, if requested will gladly
arrange to make the morning service
a Mothers day" observance. Then in
other communities where a meeting
cannot be arranged through any OF
these means, prominent Woodmen
speaker can be secured and a union
meeting of all the camps held. At all
Mothers day meetings the floral dec
orations should be carnations and all
who attend should be invited to wear
a white carnation."
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
HEARD AT THE DEPOT
Knew He Wanted to Go to North Da
kota But Didn't Know Town


A rather amusing incident occurred
this week at the Calumet depot OF the
Mineral Range road when man evi-
IDENTIFY none too familiar with Ameri-
can customs approached the window
and asked the ticket agent the price
of ticket to Mort Dakota" Then
the following conversation ensucd:
'To what town I'm North Dakota do
you want to go?"
Il dunno, just to Mort Dakota"
"Well, we must know the name of
the town, for North Dakota is a state
and has a large number Of towns"
Il can't say the name of the town, /
just want 10 go to Mort Dakota"
At this point several others appear
ed at the ticket window and the clerk
determined To refresh the others
memory If possible by suggestion.
do you want to go Fargo, North
Dakota?"
"Yes, pretty fargo he replied
amidst a general laugh, but there
upon a bright idea dawned upon him
and he produced a letter bearing the
address to which he was so anxious Ia
purchase ticket. Il proved to be a
town only three miles from Fargo
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
WILL PLoW THE ROADS.
Natures Work viii Be fastened n by
Highway Commissioner.

Highway Commissioner Charles
Mpgford viii direct the operations Of
the big snow plow owned by the town
ship, in the Allouez district this az
terp9pn, assisted by oyerseer of High
ways Alex silyoIa, The big pi9w is
to be operated by eight horses. and
g considerable snow on the, Allouez. road
is ,to, be, cut down, ,,r ag. "a .,..t 90.
Commissioners Mugford believes that
the copper country is in for a spell of
fine weather, and Will operate the
plow in all Of the locations in the
township. where the snow banks are
piled high. He is working on the
theory that with the snow and ice
broken up there win be a speedy dis
appearance of the beautiful" from the
roads of the township. He will employ
an extra force of men to aid in the
work, and expects that in a few days
wheels will be in use generally.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

the chair Of pathology. For more
than a quarter of century DIR. Welch's
work in original research has been
closely woven with the progress of
pathology all over the world Honor
ary degrees have been bestowed upon
him by Yale Harvard Columbia, To-
ronto university and a number of other
leading educational institutions. He
held the presidency of the Congress OF
American Physicians and Surgeons in
1897 and has been one Of the trustees
of the Carnegie Institute since 1905.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
this is MY 61sT BIRTHDAY"

DR.. William Henry Welch, professor
of pathology at John Hopkins Univers-
ity and one of the most eminent eX-
ponents of medicine i'm America, was
born in Norfolk. Conn. April s, 1850,
the son Of a country physician. He
graduated from Yale in 1870 and five
years later received his degree from
the College of Physicians and Surgeons
in New York After engaging in pri-
vate practice for about ten years ne
joined the faculty of Johns Hopkins
University and since 1889 has occupied
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

The D National Progressive lRepubli-
can League which is expected to figure
moreor less prominently in the presi-
dential campaign next year, aims to
secure the popular election of United
States senator's. direct primary nomi-
nations for all Offices the initiative,
the referendum and the recall, and the
adoption of stringent corrupt practices
act.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
LOCALS TRIM VISITORS.
Y. N. c. A. Basketball Players Secure
Sweet Revenue.

The Guild Hall basketball team OF
Marquette was defeated by the Y. NJ
c. a. in one-sided match at the To-
cal gymnasium last evening, the final
score being Ga to 36 The team work
of the locals excelled that of the visit
ors. who seemed at a disadvantage on
the local floor. Frimodig, who replac-
cd Eaton at center. owing to the fact
that the later is suffering from "a
sprained ankle received in the last
individual star for the locals and
scored % baskets, netting his side a.
points. CatIin at center for the visit
ors also put up fine game. The line
UP of the teams was as follows:
tMaruuette CaIupne,
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

81 A Judge in Los Angeles, was moyed
to mercy when a man of 21 was. con
victed of embezzling $4,000 of the
funds of a theatre and spending ihe
money in rlotous hking.. The court
pronounced this sentence: "Yoh shalt
stay at home nights; yoia shall remain
within the limits OF this county; you
shall not play billiards or pool, fire.
quent cafes or drink intoxicating le-
quor, and you shall go Immediately to
work and keep at ii until you have
paid back every dollar you stole. Vio-
late these terms and you go to pris-
on" This is safe and fatherly ad-
monition, although some culprits
would rather so to Jail than comply
with it.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

need to be so heartbroken because she
tilted you"
1T isn't the jiting l mind, but she
returned the ring in a parcel marked,
Glass, with care, New York Telc-
gram.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
INSURANCE.

Fire. accident and plate glass insdr-
ance Real Estate and loans. We re-
spectively solicit your business. See US
before purchasing real estate. W. L.
Stannard. Agent, John p. LcarN Mgr.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
A. F. MENzEu@lNsuRANcE.

Everyone should carry some. insur-
anqe. Life insurance Is a safe guard
that men should have, Get in a good
company when you insure. a. T. Men
zel-1-i Quello Building
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
z. 4. scHuMAksR-MeATs.

We carry an immense line Of fresh
meats. fish. game and oysters with
which To please our customers. Spe-
cia' attention and prompt delivery Civ
en- 10 all phone orders. Phone i6.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

over 200 stores throughout the L. :.
and buy direct from the importers. We
save customers the middle mans profit
on teas. cofrees and spices. Beautiful
premiums given away. Fifth st.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

The balance sheet of the Brussels
exhibition, which has just been pub
lished, shows a dehct of 100000.
caused by the disastrous fire which
destroyed a portion of the exhibition.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
RED JACKET BUSINESS DIRECTORY
MISSION BILLIARD HALL

when you have a little time to
spend drop in at the Mission billiard
Hail. Six pool and two billiard tables.
Best grade cigars, candy and cigar
cites. G. Trudell, Mgr.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.

Fresh fruit and vegetable always on
hand. Ice cream. candies. pop and So
das with fresh fruit navors. We have
largest and finest line OF mcerscham
and briar pipes. 618 Oak 81.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
LAKESIDE FLORAL co.

Copper Country's largest and most
modern greenhouses. All varieties Of
Beautiful floral decorations for parties,
dinners. entertainments and funerals
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
MCCLURE AND RILEY.

Experts on all kinds OF electrical
work. Lighting systems. phones in
stalled and wiring done. Agents for tho
famous Keller Santo vacuum cleaner.
Tungsten lights in your store or home.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
RYAN. LIVERY g. UNDERTAKING.

Most up-to-thc- minute service ru
the Copper Country. We arc well sup
Piled with horses and vehicles and
have comp peteut drivers. All kinds of
funeral supplies. Phone %
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
FASHIONABLE TAILOR.

The wise man is always well dressed
because he gets the best selection by
early i'm the season. Spring
styles now in. Pressing and repair
ing. Matt Chop. Phone 6SJ.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
LIVERY AND UNDERTAKING.

Most up-to-datc funeral directors
in Calumet Furnishings for all fun
erals. The best livery outfits with
careful reliable drivers. Licensed en-
balmers. Shea Bros. Phone 800
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
A SMILE OR TWO
PERHAPS A LAUGH

Hello. old man, do you know that
il is six months since you borrowed
that ten dollar bill from me?" said
Jenkins to his friend.
Yes, /. know It's more than that
it's seven" was the grave reply.
Wei. then, seven months" snorted
jenkins, "and YOU promised to give
it back in seven days, instead of seven
months.y UgIGG gfgIi7ft39f
Il know H." answered the borrower,
drawing a memorandum book from
his pocket THAT bill was marked
No. 672,929. made this memo and
spent the money. Since then I've been
trying to recover IL. No other bill
would be the same. When you gave
me the bill said, I will return this to
YOU and l meant it,"
Lets see said the lawyer who had
met an out of town acquaintance on n
street ear, don't your town hold a
spring election?"
1T does
"And l suppose you take a lively in
terest in it?' '-' -.
'well, not too lively Not as lively
as used to-" ''" ''' t'' .'''.''
Interest falling off. eh? Didn't
you run for mayor two or three years
ago?' i'''' I.' H'''.' 'i.+'s' t' 't'I %
Il have run for mayor Of my town
seven Successive times, Sir" .i'fIif
"And beeh4been-4 19?" H"'i a''eni'fi
''Theh you probably WON'T run again
this sbrmg?"' ''Nh'h our 20 I'auo'
''rhatsq Upceftqfn.a9 atm goiRg 70
inquire around ana find friI am realty
the man they want. If / am then ri
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

Martz, a s beautiful and stately "Circe'
and a capable number OF other good
extravaganza players.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
RED JACKET PHARMACY.

Large line of stationery, cigars,
perfumes toilet waters, combs. hair
brushes perfumed soaps and "Oh that
candy" Prescriptions carefully COM
pounded. v Kevela, Mgr. Phone sos.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

An intensely baseful young man was
driving one evening with young lady
whom he had been calling on for some
time rprevious.t The stiffness of the
evening and the beauty of the scene
around him inspired his courage, and,
sitting stiffly erect and with his face
forward. he asked, suddenly, May !
Kiss you?" -.E fiaq
, i,Surely," she c9Vlye replied 1i..oP
Z "Aw," he said, his face scarlet, and
larruping his horses to- "a runy-.aw,
was only foalin'E-rLippineett M "a 9
= .b9ig.J1s noIoo.--T---Tr r,T,0 IN - 0S.r
The man whose doctors Ihab advised
him to walk downt0wnsin the ndfiiing
'lboked scornfully at, np6nhahdIet
who had held him UP. .-iN9P 90 q 0E :
''You say you want money for your
starving wife and children. = q HE re-
reated; "welI, l don't believe you have
any" s1 fT"- nfu1ot' IN Of
, We'll wot of it?" asked the beg
gar, brazenly, "wot if / aim liyin' p
The pedestrian gasped, but held e
his purpose. 300 ~
Il think you want this money only
to buy liquor" he said
"Wot If | do?"
'In that case you show yourself to be
a liar, a vagabond and a drrnkard-
a man who is scarcely worth saving
But listen--do YOU know that the IL
quor evil is, to a certain extent, its
own corrective?"
"Wotcha drivin' at?"
Just this. Scientists tell us that
liquor is killing off the weak and in
ferior class. In that way, you may be
said to be doing some good. DO
you" 'N0t
The beggar held out his hand. r3iae.
"Stop right dere, mister" he esaid,
''and help de good work along before
you tink of somethln' else."--Boston
Traveller.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

Five Michigan towns turn out three
fourths of this country's automobile
produce.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
HOOKING AND co.

High class dealers in everything for
the men. our clothing. hats and furn-
ishing goods are worn by the hest
dressers. We never fail TO please you.
Phone 24SJ. Calumet, Mich.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
HOTEL MICHIGAN.

A strictly frst-class European ho-
tel located at the corner OF Sixth and
oak SITS, in the business section of
Rcd Jacket Houghton cars pass the
door. Maurice Bandettini. Prop.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
A. FAHLEN-JEWELER.

Dealers in high class watches,
clocks, silverware, fine china, cut pot
terry and brio a brac. We can supply
your every demand. We make glasses
that are guaranteed TO fit your eyes.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

take the candidacy again. If not, then
i will try to defeat the man they do
want,"--New orleans Picayune.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

1t is expected a game will be ar
ranged between the Y NJ c. \. and
the Independent team in the near fu-
ture for the championship Of this dis
trict.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
eowAN MILLINERY co.

Spring 1911-Mluinery opening COM
menccs Saturday April 1st and contin-
uing for one week. You are cordially
invited.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
JACOB kALLlo-uNDERTAKER.

Careful and efficient work is our
motto. The most considerate attention
given to all cases Lady embalmer al
ways in attendance Phone orders ia
ken both day and night Phone 9S-1R
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
EAcIAL MASSAGE cREAM.

Try the famous Marinello massage
cream for the complexion. 1t is alb
solutely pure and is uninjurious to
the flesh and skin. 4 trial will con-
vince you. Mrs. Claussen. agent
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
NJ. PAUL.

II you arc desirous Of getting your
moneys worth IN cigars, fruits, can
dies and general notions try us. A
trial will make YOU one of our steady
customers. Fifth St
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
RAsTELLo-THE TAILOR.

Say Jack. where are you ordering
your spring suit At J. b. Rastellos
of course. Try him, you'll find that
his clothes will it where others won't.
Calumet, 2l5 $ 9Th ST
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
RRAcCo TIE BAKER
CALUMET GRANITE WORKS.

Manufacturers of all kinds Of granite
and marble monuments. Cemetery
work of any description made to order.
we are agents for the famous Wiscon-
sin GRANTEES. Cor. 5th and oak St
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
CLOTHES FOR MEN.

our new spring and summer line. the
latest novelties of imported and domes-
tic fabrics await your early consider
alton Goods bought from us give sat
isfaction. Bachor & Sterk. oak q eth.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
ATTENTION CLERKS.

ON April 9Th I will enroll new stu
dents i'm my "Show Card writing
class. Lessons given two evenings a
week Satisfaction guaranteed.
n. A. DON.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
PINE STREET PHARMACY.

If you are looking for something
classy in fine toilet articles or high
grade stationery stop in and see our
lines. Fresh drugs and candies. J..
A. Lundahl. Phone 435.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08
MocLUREs-eARAeE.

Most up-to-date garage in the Cop
per Country. Finest class OF repairing
and machine work OF all description
Agents Cor the world famous Mitchell
Motor Cars. y. Seventh St Phone 20.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

OLD RELIABLE LIQUOR DEALER
SCnny Brook aud Bond Hin Bottled
in Bond, full quart Sl.O0 per bottle.
These arc bargain prices on this grade
of goods. Ben Blum. same place. same
corner.
The Calumet news., 1911-04-08

"But Freddie, don't see that you
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-08-24
AGENTS WANTED.
HOUSEHOLD SPECIALTIES.

We are offering the following house
hold specalties: The Watrous Lava
tory Attachment, $3.50; Liquid Soar
made from pure vegetable oils, $1.5C
GAL; Stylographic Pens from $1.00 tc
$3.50; Wizard Batteries for Home
Medical Treatment, price $3.50, extra
electric cells soc; Phoenix Fire Extin
guisher, endorsed by United States
government, $500; the best Water
Filter on the market, price 25c; Alum
mum Door Plates and House Mum
bers.
Manufacturers Sales Agency. Phi
Keller, Mgr, 1920 Union street, Phone
1c4-1.
Diserib ting office, the Gale In
surance Agensy, sos Gloucester st.
Phone 1888.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-08-24

Chicago
including
Ashevie
via Savannah Columbia without
r. = p. A. E. L. McGougan A, j. L. Meek, A. G. p
Washington, o. Co. 5runs"Ick. Atlanta.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1911-08-24
Bring Your Bathroom Up-to-Date
. With the
WatrOuS
Liquid Soap
Fixture
1Ee kk1dessn Sosrn Connsnienrsss :

A sffght pssssire on lower parg
of Fixture delivers the untouched
liquid soap direct TO the hands.
No tipping Of Fixture. No germs,
no dirt, no wastessa $3.50
Ask your doctor about it's sanis
tary advantages this is a point
you cannot afford to overlook. ~ g
The Watrous Liquid Soap Fixturs
will pay for itself in a short time from
the money saved by disseminating the
old, wasteful cake soap service every
drop is used. .,
o Over 10000 hotels, hospitals and
homes are now using ''The Modern
Soap Convenience" YOU will get
one sooner or later-why not todayf
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-02-25
Made Them Remember

The great forests of England were
for centuries royal property. They
were kept from settlement and en-
croachment by the strictest laws and
the severest penalties. To enforce the
laws great number of officials were
appointed. There were warders. YER
derers. foresters and regarders. and
there were special courts to try cases
OF trespass. poaching and like offenses
1t Is OF the regarders that Mr.. Nor.
way writes In his Highways and
Byeways In Yorkshire" He is deal.
ing with Sherwood forest Of Robin
Hood fame:
II know not with any certainty what
may have been the boundaries of this
forest In ancient times. for that ex.
cellent custom OF the court of the re
garders has gone out Of use. which
was wont TO impress the bounds 80
firmly on the memories Of those who
dwelt In the neighborhood
Tho regarders used to take a survey
OF tho forest every third year. and In
their train went number OF boys col
lected willy nilly from the immediate
vicinity. The boys were chosen be-
cause It was held that the memories
Of the young are good Yet It was
found to be desirable to impress them
nrmly with the actual limits lest any
wandering fancy should distract their
attention at the important moment.
and so the boys were bumped heavily
upon the ground whenever the bound
airy was reached. or II the limit were
stream that was much better. for
the urchins we're thrown In and pad.
died about until their attention was
awake.
IFS that stream the boundary one
Of these witnesses was asked in his
ripper age.
"'Ees.' he answered hastily. 'ees.
that tits. I'm sure OF by the same
token that were tossed into't and
padded about there like water rat
till I were haafe deead.'"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-02-25
SNOW HILL. MD. FEB. %


The Mormon issue has again
been raised by the woman of
the country, who are flooding
Senators and Representatives
with protests against the silver
service which the people of Utah
are preparing to present to the
United States battleship of that
name.
The fund for this service, it
is stated in the protests, was
collected from gentiles as well
as Mormons in Utah and was
intended to be non-partisan,
non-sectarian tribute to the
officers and crew of the battle
ship Utah, to which there would
be attached no political or relig-
ious significance. But the
Mormons dominated the COM
mittee, and at their direction
the jewelers. who designed the
pieces have engraved upon the
big silver tray a reproduction
of the Mormon Tabernacle at
Salt Lake City and under it a
protrait of Brigham Young, the
Mormon prophet, who had %
wives and As children. Letters
received by Senators from
women of Utah and other States
assert that some action should
be taken by the Navy Depart
ment to prevent the acceptance
of the gift.
Brigham Young is character
lied as the most notorious biga-
mist of the country, and the
writer's hold that the acceptance
by the Navy Department of the
silver service with his likeness
is an affront to American
womanhood. The rapid growth
of Mormonism in this country
is cited as an additional reason
why there should be interior
ence in what they say is an at
tempt of the Mormon Church to
identify itself with the United
States Government.
The question of the accept
ance or refusal of the gift will
have to be decided by the Sece-
tary of the Navy.-The Sun.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1911-02-25
Rejecting on State.

We have frequently called
attention to the readiness with
which the Baltimore City news
papers lend their columns to the
abuse of men prominent in pub
lie and official life in the state.
Not content with these attacks.
the commonwealth herself is
held up to public ridicule in
their news columns. AS an
evidence of this fact a Balti-
more newspaper last Saturday
gave the following version of q
trifling incident in a New York
Police Court:
New York, February B. Charles Smith
was up before Judge Fawcett today 70
plead an Indictment for a minor offence
''Smith, the judge addressed him,
"were you ever convicted Of any crime
before?"
Eyes sir, 1.-THE man answered, prompt
lJt RHNC kON III NAaA ieAtAtAs
II required several minutes TO restore
order in the courtroom.
A great Metropolitan daily
reported the same incident, but
either too charitable to perpe-
trate a joke at the expense of a
sister state, or with a stricter
observance of the facts in the
case.made no mention of Mary
land. Either viewpoint is an
indictment against the daily in
our own state, and the practice
of belittling public men and i'm
stitutions.